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Is it gross if my girlfriend likes to lick the glass of my drink right before I drink it? She also likes to wear my used underwear after I'm done wearing it for the day.

She says this is what bonds us together.

She wants to have us use the same toothbrush and also look at me when I'm pooping.
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>>34515937
>look at me when I'm pooping
Wtf? Careful to flush and make sure it's all gone before you leave the bathroom. Nonzero chance she's hoping you forget.
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>>34515946
kek gross
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>>34515937
She’s a sicko, I’m jelly
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>>34516033
>I’m jelly
Me too :(
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>>34515937
Did she ask to drink your piss at some point? Try demanding her pose like a dog and getting golden showered by you. Chances are she is one of those very perverted ones. Anyways a happy taker here. I will golden shower her all day everyday.
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>>34515937
She is a psycho, but honestly? I would love having a girlfriend like that, except the pooping stuff, it's kinda of gross and I like privacy.
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yes that is very disgusting
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>>34516073
>except the pooping stuff, it's kinda of gross and I like privacy.
But dude, that's what brings you two closer together. That's motherfucking intimacy. If you can't poop in front of your girlfriend then y'all don't have real intimacy man...
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>>34516108
>If you can't poop in front of your girlfriend then y'all don't have real intimacy man...
Nah, I'm good mate. I'm close to my dog and I don't poop in front of him, I'm close to a lot of friends and I don't poo in front of them too.
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>>34515937
everything but the underwear one is gross
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>>34516123
My mom's cat used to watch me take a shower.
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>>34515937
I see where she is coming from, but it's kinda immature. Spit swapping would be less weird and be a more sophisticated/mature bond
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>>34515937
it's gross but it's hot i'd enjoy it

dunno what you want advice with, though, this feels off-topic
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>>34516223
Would you taking a dick up your ass feel more on-topic?
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>>34516191
>My mom's cat used to watch me take a shower.
I will assume you're a woman and this cat is a perv
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>>34515937
That's a witch. She wants to have that psycho-magical element there.
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>>34516257
>psycho-magical
hmm?
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>>34516237
That looks like a good children's book.
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>>34515937
Bro if you ain't playin' then pass the ball
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>>34515937
>my girlfriend likes to lick the glass of my drink right before I drink it
Hantavirus risk
>look at me when I'm pooping.
Secretly filming you for future blackmail
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>>34515937
Fuckkk I need this. Lucky ass OP...
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>>34516381
>That looks like a good children's book.
That didn't pass through my mind at all before I posted, but now that you said, it does looks like a children's book, but def not something I would like my children to see, if I had any, lol
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>>34519807
>This is intimacy!!!
See, this guy gets it.
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>>34519807
You know he's making it all up, right...?
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>>34519966
>>34520263
Even if he was making it up, it should be couple goals...at least up to a point. I dont know what's up with OPs GF watching him take a dump. That might be a little too much for me.
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>>34520331
>That might be a little too much for me.
Why not?! Dude it's the best fucking thing in the world to be able to be comfortable with your fucking girlfriend enough that you can be in the same bathroom and watch each other pee and take shits. Maybe even wipe each other's ass after the dump in a sexual way. It's the most intimate thing you could ever so with each other. It's much deeper than sex man.

I'm not saying to eat each other's shit. That fucking unhealthy. But to be vulnerable with each other enough that you can take a dump while the other can see you... dude, there's no greater sign of intimacy that can out do that.

What's more personal than you taking a dump? Why should this be the one aspect of you that your life partner never sees?

When you take a dump in front of your boyfriend or girlfriend, you're showing each other that there are no walls between you.

This is pure love man. It doesn't get any more pure than this.



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