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You guys live me with no choice, I am 57 years old now, and a virgin. How can I get a virgin wife? I will be going back to high school soon guys, wish me luck.
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>>34516599
>live
>leave*
I am so distressed I can barely write.
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>>34516599
based soon-to-be convicted for pedophilia school jannie UNC
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>>34516599
Man you got me sad too anon.
Maybe enter a pedo ring to find your perfect, pristine pure wife and buy her there?
Hope that helps!
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>>34516610
>pedophilia
It's not pedophilia if they're legal :(
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>>34516652
>legal
>virgin
You have to pick one.
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>>34516714
You're probably right, I was joking about my age BTW. I have given up on the idea of having a virgin wife. But how do I get a wife with the least bodies I can get? I don't know if I settle for that, or just give up and become a perma virgin till the OP is real
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>>34516599
Just try to find someone with a good heart. Virginity is not an indicator of having a good heart. Having too many bodies is an indicator of having a bad heart, sure. But remember those bad hearted chicks were virgin once too, before they sunk their claws into their first man. I can promise you such women, the SLUTS as I like to call them, they had wicked hearts even before their first sexual encounter. I have personal experience with this first hand, twice. Find a girl who has a good heart, if she has a body count of 1 - 2, just try and figure out what those were from. If those were from her attempts to have a long term committed relationship, she isn't a slut. If she took two cocks in the span of a month from casual sex, she is a slut. Context is what tells you who is a slut and who is a lady.
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>>34516731
Well i was definetly taking the piss due to the age mention.

If you want genuine advice, follow what >>34516768 said (I personally don't use the whole slut term as much but I do agree with that anon said).

Virginity is not an indicator of a good heart, that is very much true. I have a religious friend, we're talking about "I don't curse as it makes me feel wrong" level of religious, total sweetheart of a guy, who got done dirty by a girl his age who was most likely a virgin too, due to the fact they met in a church group.

More than calling promiscuous woman sluts and leave it at that, I'd say it typically is not a good indicator of stability if the encounters are plenty and done impulsively, I am permissive and think that a "high" (high for 4chan standards at least) is permissible and can be understood, as I met a lot of people who went through a lot of issues that caused the spike in bodycounts (both men and women alike, I also don't agree with people being broken/used goods mind you).

I guess you'll have to meet women slowly to know where they stand. Just know that approaching them for their virginity cause they're "pure" that way is not the way to go, focus on their character, kindness and if they have a good head on their shoulders.
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>>34516816
>>34516768
Thank you, will do
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>>34516599
>will be going back to high school soon guys,
As the janitor?
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>>34516768
This is a larp thread, but
>Virginity is not an indicator of having a good heart.
is why you wait until marriage for sex.
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>>34516599
>I am 57 years old now, and a virgin
I am actually a 58 yo virgin, so i have more street cred than you. OP should ligma.



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