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any unconventional methods to get shorter?
I feel so alienated as hell from other women because I'm 5'8.
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>>34518300
Come here in slovenia. We will cut your feet off.
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>>34518341
sorry but i'd still prefer being able to walk.
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>>34518300
You will never be a woman.
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>>34518300
>I feel so alienated as hell from other women because I'm 5'8.
That's not bad at all. Why would you want to be shorter? A lot of women from where I live are 5'10~~6'2+... Just move to a tall town or find a man taller than you that makes you feel cute.

>>34518370
>You will never be a woman.
Just because you're a manlet, fantasying about trooning out and on suicide watch doesn't mean OP is a biological man, buddy.
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>>34518300
Are you indian? That's normal height in human countries.
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>>34518437
I am in the top 1% of human height troon
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>>34518300
Most women develop the unobvious slightly sexy slouch (bend knees, lean slightly backwards) just from serving the egos of short men.
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>>34518759
>short men.
I am short man and I love tall girls. Its 5'10 guys who have the most psychological issues about height
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>>34518466
eastern european, actually
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you can't get shorter
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>>34518300
You really want to cut your bones shorter, just because some other girls giggle behind your back? Doubt you will shrink before 70, not even avoiding calcium and vitamin d would help. There's just the surgery
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>>34518637
>I am in the top 1% of human height troon
No you're not, and I'm not OP, you're a sub human, we all know it.
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>>34518637
>I am in the top 1% of human height
How? You're not human though.
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>>34518637
>I am in the top 1% of human height
Sure you are. You're 4'9.
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>>34518778
i mean, 1 of my legs feels longer than the other, so might have to hit the surgical table eitherway at some point
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>>34518637
i'd bounce on you out of pity if not for the fact you're probably american and last time i checked it's like 70% ish of you that have poor genital hygiene.
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>>34518876
or you just wear shoes with different soles
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>>34518896
that'd just make me taller. not something i want.
also i dont wanna be shorter bc some
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>>34518300
where are you from? in western country you would be a bit above average in height but not by a crazy amount
youd still be very normal
there are actual giantesses who are above 5'10
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>>34518770
So am i. People are tall here.
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>>34518933
From south korea retard. Here they are twinks and short asf
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>>34518933
uhhh i neighbor germany :D
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>>34518938
uhm why are you speaking in my name.
I live in a nato country (have rights) so beat it.
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>>34518944
Come here in SK we will cut your feet off and give you more rights. You would be able to park in disabled spots + get to join the priority cues.
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>>34518944
so poland? you are a bit above average height maybe calm your tits bra
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>>34518946
silence incel
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>>34518942
Polish, maybe czech
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>>34518950
Nothing except a leg chopping would work on you. We can increase your rights you get so many of them BRUH. Try it maybe our neighbor can even give you a bald head at that.
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>>34518946
한국이라고? 네 독해력이 형편없으니 프로젝트 문 시리즈나 해보는 게 어때? 이미 말했잖아. 내 발을 자를 생각은 없다고. 바보야.
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>>34518942
Netherlands probably, you should be my wife. I just bought a riverside house, will get the keys soon. It has spare rooms which I want to fill with kids. All those years of /adv/ finally paying off.

On second thought why would you worry about being around 172 cm that's not particularly tall for a woman here.
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>>34518954
176, actually. and I'm not planning on kids in present times.
I'd pretty much be punishing them by having them grow up in fear of a 3rd world war or a 2nd global pandemic.
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>>34518300
Just jack it off. Drink coffee and start slouching. Bitch wants to get shorter. Can you actually stfu. What do you want? get your bones shorter with some magical drug? Inject yourself with some heroine and take your polish ass in some nightclub and get fucked maybe.
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>>34518957
no thanks i just want my appearance to not clash with the fact im a pathetic introverted girlthing running on oyakatas and pielmieni.
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>>34518956
Ok why the stupid burger units, I had to google 5'8" is and I guess it lied to me. And still 176cm is not that tall, you'll be the same size as your mother- and sister-in-law. And father-in-law, my dad shrunk more than 10cm in the last couple years lmao.
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>>34518966
..because im pretty sure 4chan is stupid-burger-occupied?
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>>34518300
Another retard wants to do something medically impossible.
You can try dating an abusive man. He will punch you hard enough to get your "Getting shorter" BS out of your system for good. Or best yet, try going in arab countries and start shouting some dumbshit they will make you short by beheading you right there. Actually just post some bs on mohammad where you live. Chances are they will carry out a beheadment right there. Good thing for us would be that adv will finally have one less retard.
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>>34518964
>>34518971
You're going to have to start cooking healthy meals once I've put a baby in you, other than that I have no objections. You don't have any tattoos or piercings or other trash do you?
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>>34518952
stfu little incel bitch

>>34518956
176 is actually 5'9 to 5'10 not 5'8
you are confusing people here
also dont live in fear, girl. im a guy whos a bit shorter than you (174) and i love girls like you desu. maybe bc i also feel too short haha
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>>34518973
"worst he can say is [no there isn't]"
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>>34518956
You're still tiny compared to me
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>>34518987
..last time i checked i was pretty sure it was 5'8. sorry
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>>34519001
it is 5,8 feet but not 5 feet 8 inches which 5'8 implies
176=5'95 aka 5feet 9,5inches
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>>34519011
damnit i still rather say im 5'8 to avoid tranny accusations as much as possible. while some are pretty and only differ in being able to birth a child, most are just... gross.
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>>34518300
Certified pimp here. Try going to one of those whorehouses and tell them you need a electric shock to join this line if business. You already seem retarded enough to post this shit here instead of searching it up might as well let me whore you out. We have customers who accepts anything. Presumably you have big feet, some freaks here will love it.
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>>34519022
you 100% use grindr since you can't read. shoo gay rapedroid
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>>34519036
Let them cut your feet off, thats unconventional enough. Retarded bitch wants attention. How about you get your head checked for getting shorter on brain cells?
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>>34519016
5'9,5 isnt that bad
like models average heights are 5'9,5 you can literally always brag you have the height of a model
just because trannies exist doesnt mean girls cant be both tall and beautiful, t. >>34519011
>>34518987
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>>34518300
You want your neck snapped off? That will pump a few inches off your height pretty quick. Another unconventional method is to beat you with a hot iron rod to get some sense into you.
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>>34519047
stop spamming this thread you impotent incel
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>>34519064
You think such a retarded thread wont get my hate? Get your head check you tall bitch otherwise it might actually be cut off sooner than you think.
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>>34518876
Tell them to cut your legs off. Follow that incel's advise and get beheaded as well.
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>>34518300
Ok, but how big the boobs
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>>34519144
something between A or B cup.. TwT
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>>34519146
Are the nipples light color
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>>34518300
Get beheaded by a jew.
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>>34519146
Sad. Too small otherwise I would happily cut them off for you.
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>>34518637
You must be insane as well. How schizo are you?
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>>34519164
..dafuq, why
if i was let's say a d-cup i wouldn't have made the post to begin with. genuinely i feel like if i wasnt such a plank, it would outweigh how tall i am.
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>>34519179
One of the most beautiful girls I have ever known was 5'8" and skinny and flat.
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>>34519179
I'd do you anyway, girl
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>>34519179
Well there is your solution. Let me plap plap you, after a couple kids you will have mega boobs.



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