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I give up.
How do I find a prostitute that gives the most mind blowing blowjobs before I blow my brains out?
I've accepted I have nothing of worth for a woman so this will be my swan song. Never had sex (ate and fingered pussy, no action done on me, yeah, I know now, she didn't love me) or hired a prostitute before.
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>>34519498
Don't do that my friend. Not worth it, I mean, dying... Why would you die over pussy? There's things much better in this world than pussy. Have you tried learning an instrument? Planting a tree? Watch the sunset in the beach by yourself? Hiking on a snowy mountain and drinking a cup of hot chocolate afterwards just a few moments before going to bed? Received a tight hug from a friend? Life is precious, fren, as soon as you have sex you'll know you overestimated it. It's just masturbation with extra steps.
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Also, terrible image for the thread, this won't receive much attention, you should have posted big tidies, thirsty traps always work since people here are hyper focused and obsessed with sex.
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>>34519498
What country? What city?
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>>34519548
>Have you tried learning an instrument? Planting a tree? Watch the sunset in the beach by yourself? Hiking on a snowy mountain and drinking a cup of hot chocolate afterwards just a few moments before going to bed? Received a tight hug from a friend?
NTA, but I've done all of those things, and they all suck unambiguously.
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>>34519548
My only friend died two years ago.
I wanted to learn singing but I think my instrument isn't suited for it.
>>34519556
Brasil, Osasco
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>>34519498
>How do I find a prostitute that gives the most mind blowing blowjobs before I blow my brains out?
https://tryst.link/search?gender%5B%5D=female&loc=%3AAnywhere&page=1&q=bbbj&trans=false&within=50km
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>>34520623
How many of these are jeets/bots and how many are legit?
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>>34519498
>ate and fingered pussy
>some men die of thirst while others drown
Think how risky sex is (STD's, going somewhere private with a stranger, pregnancy) consider ALL the pros and cons. Is it really worth it? Educate yourself so you can be informed of ALL the dangers.
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>>34523001
this but unironically

came inside a man's ass to pop my cherry, only later i realized how i dodged a bullet

Same thing after i came in my gfs pussy, i couldn't sleep for a week until pregnancy test came out negative
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>>34519598
>NTA, but I've done all of those things, and they all suck unambiguously.
I disagree tremendously with you. I did a few of the things I said and I don't think they suck.

>>34519751
>My only friend died two years ago.
I'm sorry about that. I never lost a friend like that, all my friends just drifted away and I ended up alone.

>I wanted to learn singing but I think my instrument isn't suited for it.
You mean, your voice? Anyone can learn how to sing, there's of course people that are born gifted for it, but nothing impedes you from training and getting better at it.

>Brasil, Osasco
That's wild, here I was talking to you and here you are, a person from Osasco, what a coincidence, I'm not from Osasco but I went there a few times, even though I don't know very much about the place itself, kinda of crazy.

Like, you're Brazilian, you can find "mulheres da vida" everywhere man, but idk if it's worth it losing your virginity with one of them.
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>>34519751
>Brasil, Osasco
Like, have you tried cold approach before? I think you would have better chances. You said you don't have anything to offer a woman, but I don't think you know that much women to be able to conclude that.
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>>34523008
It is not really the sex itself that I want. It's the reciprocal acceptance and desire that means someone cares for you.
But I know that is over in today's age. Love is kill.
I'm only going after a puta because I see no other chance.
>>34523016
I respect woman too much for that. I KNOW that I shouldn't, that what actually works is treating them as beneath me but that's is not me.
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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE THREAD STILL UP
BAWWING/VENTING/NONCONSTRUCTIVE IS AGAINST THE RULES
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MASS REPORT THE THREAD
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU RETARDS
>>34519498
SUCK YOUR OWN COCK AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT ALREADY NO ONE CARES, STOP SEEKING ATTENTION IF YOU'RE GONNA JUST BE A NIGGER
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>>34523220
>It is not really the sex itself that I want. It's the reciprocal acceptance and desire that means someone cares for you.
>But I know that is over in today's age. Love is kill.
self-fulfilling glownigger garbage
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>>34523220
>I respect woman too much for that.
But cold approach isn't disrespectful, unless you're harassing them and cat calling them haha
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>>34519498
>I have nothing to give to women
>therefore I should kms
Seriously, guys have put romance on a pedestal. Being single is not tragic curse or a joke made by fate, and you can develop skills and improve as a person. jfc
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>>34523535
>Being single is not tragic curse
Of course it is, I agree that nobody should kill themselves because of that, but life without a partner and having kids is kinds of empty
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>>34523008
You live in Brazil? Just take the trannypill.
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>>34519498
Ah. The venerable seahorse captcha. Elegant, easy to find from most viewing angles... Yes.. it is quite impressive.

I raise you a butthole destroyer
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>>34519751
www
gp-guia
net

Google "acompanhantes Osasco"
Check reputable sites with verified profiles and reviews
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>>34524326
Trannies are disgusting.
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>>34519548
>There's things much better in this world than pussy

There is literally nothing better than pussy. Its to only way to propagate you y-chromosome.
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>>34524403
Excellent framing! If I show that to a gaycracker, what do you think he'd do?
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>>34524866
Sex on its own is not particularly enjoyable.



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