She is really insecure about it and she's always fucking going on about her fucking nose and if she should get a nosejob. I can't tell her its big (it is) because then she freaks out, her nose is not a problem to me but I just cannot communicate this to her because she seems incapable of comprehending this. In fact it suits her, she has a big nose in a hot exotic way like picrel.But fuck me it's getting to a point where even I am starting to develop a weird complex around her nose. She's like a weird version of pinochio where her nose grows every time she's neurotically yapping about her nose. I'm constantly staring at the thing now and I am way too aware of it. Before I just thought she was hot and now I'm thinking all sorts of complicated shit about her stupid fucking nose (am I being performative by convincing myself big noses are actually hot just to be contrarian/body positive or something? Stupid circular thoughts like that). I've become annoyingly aware of girls' noses in general. Maybe it doesn't help that I have a big nose myself that I am insecure about, so I am adding her nose neuroticism to my own and it's getting weird and out of control.How tf do I deal with this bullshit?
>>34519667>Italian>always fucking going on about her fucking noseIdk man, she is probably Jewish/arab/jeet saying she is Italian, lmao
This is emperor Augustus. Now, ask yourself, is her nose like that? No? Idk man, is she really Italian?
>>34519667Lmfao, she sounds just like me. You made me realise how much of a neurotic bitch I am. Probably my bf is disgusted just like you. I feel like crap, but I am shutting the fuck up from now on. Thanks.
>>34519697Hey I never said I was disgusted, it's more that her neuroticism is feeding and merging with my neuroticism and it's turning into something weird and nonsensical. There is no disgust, I'm just freaking out
>>34519680>>34519687Italians have big noses, idk how this is news to you guys
>>34519747>Italians have big nosesNo, they don't. You just posted a terrone, lmao
>>34519667OP, let me tell you something... I LOVE big noses. There ain't nothing like a girl with a big ass, big titties, and a big schnozz. My wife of 7 years has a big nose, and she pokes fun at me because every woman I've ever been with has had a big nose. I think a prominent nose, (with the right shape,) is one of the most attractive features that a woman can have. There was this girl in school that I was absolutely obsessed over, and she had a beautiful, long, straight nose. It went well with the shape of her skin and blue eyes, and blonde hair... And then she got a nose reduction. She didn't look right. The new nose wasn't "Bad"... But the nose gave her personality and shape.And don't listen to the shit in this thread about noses being automatically associated with jews. That's braindead normie shit. Yes, jews have big noses, but do you know who else does? Lots of different ethnicities and races do. I repeat. Jews have big noses, but all people with big noses aren't jews. Anyone that says otherwise is either a stupid braindead normie or some sort of creep that's keeping too close tabs on "ethnic purity" and other plights of the closeted homosexual. (They'll come up with any excuse not to fuck a woman.)
>>34519759Sorry I'm not very well versed in weird Italian racism. All I know about Italy comes from this girl and The Sopranos.Anyway all of this bullshit is besides the point
>>34519773Alright, just tell her that you love her nose though, and that you wouldn't change that in her, let her complain though, everyone has their insecurities, and the fact that she is telling you hers means she trusts you enough.
>>34519772I feel like I'm just a guy like you and I'm overthinking it
>>34519667lmao op you should probably just >In fact it suits her, she has a big nose in a hot exotic way like picrel.tell her this
>>34519667Just show her your OP.
