>saw some nsfw stuff>jerked off and came in the toilet>took a huge piss to clean my urethra>forgot to flush>came back two hours later and the toilet was full of antsWere they there because of the cum or is that a sign of diabetes? I took an A1C test right after I got off work but the results will only come in three days.
>>34522821This is how alchemists discovered they could create homunculi. Watch yourself at night OP.
>>34522821Sounds like you should kys and find and real girlfriend. And if you have a real girlfiend, sounds like you are a trashy piece of shit who should not be fucking around with others. I bet you wouldn't even feel bad if someone chose you over some hottie while youre getting sucked off by sluts.
>>34522840How many teeth did your last boyfriend smack out of you?
Who's gonna tell him
>>34522830This is serious, I'm actually terrified and couldn't even sleep last night.
>>34522842Whered you get em?
>>34522871it's free protein for them, that's all.
>>34522899I hope you're right, this wasn't the first time I forgot to flush and it had never happened before>>34522900what do you mean?
>>34522821ANTS IN YOUR PANTS!
>>34522917>what do you meannevermind. fuck it, we ballwhy should i get upset at all? kek
>>34522821I think ants will eat cum, but not a bad idea to get checked for diabetes anyway
