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>>34522873
Plap
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>see a video of a white women in eastern europe getting accosted by some 5'3 indian migrant
>she just brutally manhandles him and gets him against a wall to wail on him unimpeded until he begs for her to stop
white women of /atoga/, have you peformed Arkham City-tier batman combos on an Indian sex pest recently?
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She's alkaline when my mind's eroding
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQllTuPzOXU
Me versus those two fine dames.
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How many hotdogs is too many?
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>>34522889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRh91b74zTU
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I was thinking about that thing you said last night, so boring
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my legs are shaky :(
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>>34522889
That depends. Which hole do you intend to put them in?
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Women thoughts on mineral water
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how can you tell if you're being used by a woman?
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>>34522902
How did you know I was a woman?
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State gender.
Should everybody over a certain age just take a small dose of certain medication and/or supplement regularly?

Let's say you get an all around check up at 30, 40 etc.
They check your blood and do an ultra sound scan of your torso/neck.
Not talking about heavy shit, but very small doses of supplements/meds to help your body. This could prevent issues that appear 10 or 20 years later, like a lack of magnesium or vitamin D, slightly raised blood pressure, kidneys being lazy, allergies you are not aware of etc.
This could also help prevent much more costly and invasive stuff later on.
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Should I get black or brown loafers?
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Lorena Bobbitt did nothing wrong.
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>>34522904
She takes all your money
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>>34522903
There are probably some benefits from some of the minerals in natural spring water but mostly it's bullshit to convince rich people to spend $7 on a bottle of water.
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>>34522904
no head
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I miss his dick.
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>>34522915
What happened to it?
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Women what's your favorite breed of dog
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>>34522906
F
Don't people who have money already do this? I haven't been to the doctor's in like 8 years because nothing has been obviously wrong with me outside of something requiring the emergency room I don't have supplement money. Fuck I don't even have dentist money.
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>>34522918
My boyfriend.
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>>34522918
Whatever breed my dog is
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>>34522922
You don't know?
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>>34522922
Do you not know
>>34522921
Rude
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>>34522906
supplementing testosterone in aging men after they stop producing it is basically the only one worth seriously considering
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>>34522919
Well... I live in a country with general health care.
But even if you do not, but generally speaking, prevention is nearly always cheaper than getting fucked when your body is severely failing you.

>I haven't been to the doctor's in like 8 years
You don't even go to regular checkups?
We get a basic one for free here yearly, but it is really basic. Then after 40 you can get a free checkup for certain cancers every few years.
Just out of curiosity, how old are you?

>>34522929
What would it help with?
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>>34522925
>>34522927
I know I’m just not telling you and
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>>34522927
>rude
whateverrr i said he was my favourite soo
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Why are my hand skin always so dry
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>>34522932
Y
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State Gender

Would you rather have to deny 9/11 every time its mentioned and show your proof, which is just a video of the towers being hit in reverse, or deny the holocaust so hard you write a book called The Liar-y of Anne Frank?
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>>34522922
post dog... please...

OTL
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>>34522930
>You don't even go to regular checkups?
Why would I? I can take my blood pressure at home. It's not like they do blood work when you go on for a regular physical. They would only do that if they suspect something is wrong. If I had an issue I thought medical intervention would solve I would make an appointment for a checkup and have to get them to refer me to a specialist, who would do their own assessment and either go from there or more likely tell me that there's nothing they can do for me I have to stop being so anxious and make a lifestyle change and it's just, I can Google that I don't need to spend money to have someone tell me that.
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>talking with friends
>we see a video of a guy that pinches some chicks ass, then the other dude (taller than the pincher) is told by this chick about it, and he open hand slaps the other dude from behind, making him fall
>one of my friends says "he should have been tougher with a closed hand and full arm motion"
why do so many men tend to feel so violent towards dudes that do shit like that? Im not even against a punishment for someone who does something like that but the second some tall dude slaps a chick for being violent you get them saying "uhhhh he shouldnt be so agressive with a woman... uhhh because she's smaller and weaker uhhh"

yeah well lots of men beat up smaller men all the time yet you don't see them going "uhhhh he shouldnt be doing that uhhhh"
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>>34522937
People would just assume im fucking with them so Im going with the first one.
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>>34522950
The worst
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shhhh don't say it unless you mean it.
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>>34522944
>I don't need to spend money to have someone tell me that.
I guess the difference is that it does not cost me any extra money.
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I am a broken man
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State gender.
Are you blurple?
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>>34522950
Doesn’t matter, I’m never going to love again
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this depression shit keeps getting worse
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>>34522963
its not the feeling of actively wanting to die
its just that I wouldnt mind it if a freak accident happened that took me out
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>>34522889
2 probably. 1 a day even.
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>>34522959
My veins are kind of blurple
I'm male if that matters
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>>34522889
You are permitted ONE hotdog a week, MAYBE two if theres an extra event.
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>>34522959
M

Not really. I was at a party on Saturday and this one woman wore a dress that felt like she was a wardrobe-malfunction-in-waiting. Worse, she had the largest, bluest vein going across one of her boobs that it was more distracting than her actual cleavage. I had a friend with very blue veins on his arm and it stood out, so I know this isn't just a monkeybrained BOOBA thing, it's a monkeybrained BRIGHT COLORS thing tacked onto it.
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>>34522889
>>34522969
The correct move is to bank all of your hotdogs for the year for a 9 dogs 9 beers 9 innings challenge.
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>>34522977
This will be Elf's kid
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>>34522977
I want two weiners... I want gay boyfriends.
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>>34522975
Acceptable
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>>34522977
Why? Bill's response is cut off. What is Bill so smug about?
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is it true that smaller breasts correlate with more sensitive nipples?
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>>34522984
I don't know it but I feel it coming
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now I love small breasts even more than I already did
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>>34522908
well pardon us mr gucci loafers
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If I ever had a loving relationship with a hot chick. It'd be the porn fantasy of a silly little brother jumping into a machine that turns him into a hot guy and has sex with his older sister's friend who is annoyed by him all the time until he became the hot guy. Repulsive and sleazy story, maybe, but what if like trying to make an atypical trashy b-movie slasher film into kino, this type of romantic story could become kino if done right? I hope some day it gets done right even though the plotline sounds repulsive, maybe the characterization of the leads of it make it stand out? Who knows.
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I used to have a stalker who was a rural Ohian
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I think autistic people should be culled from society. I serve no purpose and I should just die.
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>>34522985
>What is Bill so smug about?
No skins!
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>>34523010
Only got the therapy thing
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>>34523011
The villains in your life deep down inside want you to win. They're just challenging you so that you could believe in yourself more.
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>>34523011
Kill yourself then why take others with you?
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Atoga is just blueboard /b/ at this point, isn't it?
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>>34523014
Yeah... Sure... I think I sense a couple more on there for you.
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>>34522978
Hey
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>>34523030
>at this point
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>>34523011
there's something deeply pedantic and self-indulgent about going on and on about how awful you are and moaning about how you are just the worst person 24/7
so for that reason alone I actually agree with you, at least if you cant find a way to stop this faggotry
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>meet someone
>she becomes gf
>tension and passion
>weekend of sex
>now her pussy really sore
>been so long I forgot that happens

I feel bad. how does this happen? how do I fix?
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>>34523030
idk what that means tbqh. I don't go to the /b/ neighborhood.

And I'm a 2019 oldfag.
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Women thoughts on holding his face in your hands
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>>34523030
I wouldn't know, I'm only in /atoga/.
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>>34523044
i wonder when men will realize women don't have the same romanticized, emotionally charged idea of men the way men do of women
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>>34523030
nah /tv/ is blue /b/
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>>34523048
So women want nothing to do with us basically
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>>34523050
not 100% of men but 90% need to fuck off and live in the woods or something, absolutely
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>>34523010
I got bingo on the second row.
I can get boyfriends I just haven't figured out how to keep one I can tolerate for more than 2 years.
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>>34523044
Is good
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Can you imagine Sisyphus happy?
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>>34523044
Nice
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>>34523048
Of course and society should be like a sweat-shop version of China with an extreme purpose on turning everyone into a doctor instead of trying to lay back and have fun every once in a while. /s
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>>34523053
Chad wins again
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i eat a lot a garlic and sometimes my racist family call me out on it, but my farts usually just smell like garlic, and one day i was letting out a lot of garlic farts and while talking about garlic my cute coworker said she likes the smell of garlic, like as i'm letting out a garlic fart

did she know?
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>>34523053
Not 100% of women, but 90% need to stop being in their head all the time and see that men are a lot more than killers and rapists.
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>>34523059
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works its way inside
If the pain goes on, ah
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>>34523063
the problem isnt that theres such a thing as "chad" the way men online understand it
what you call "chad" is not some 6'5 genius millionaire sculpted from marble, "chad" is a non-insane non-misogynist non-coomer that actually showers and is a functional adult at a healthy bodyweight that can hold a conversation without needing to check on his parlay every 2 minutes
>>34523065
>le we're not serial killers cope again
most people irl aren't saying that, they're saying you're awful to be around and treat your body like shit (they're right)
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>>34523058
Yes, but I don't want to.
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>>34523068
TO BE FAIR most women aren't at that standard either men are just more willing to put up with their bullshit to get their dicks wet
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Hey women, have you considered that black on black crime is common? You shouldn't be so weary of men because of that!
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>>34523071
>TO BE FAIR most women aren't at that standard either
the median woman is at a far higher standard and im sorry thats just a fact, it is not a balanced decline across gender
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>>34523058
No
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Women I've been sanding this neck down for like 2 and a half hours and there's still this one fret that doesn't wanna fucking go down
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>>34523068
Whatever you say anon. You can choose to defend your girl bestie when she threw a guy's PS5 out the window because he had to wait for his check to come in to pay the water bill, or you can accept people for being human the way they are. I don't know if it'll ever get through to you since most of your head has high wall built on sternness but with the hope I made a dent on at least a part of one of these walls in your head, I hope you recognize that people are trying and people do care about you, and do appreciate what you do. True I don't know high-placed literature like that of Virginia Wolfe or perhaps how modern women now should dress more like ladies or perhaps the idea that parents wish women were more independent as being a housewife is frowned upon, but I do know that you can speed up life so much that you can get worn out and depressed and if you don't look around every once in a while you may miss out on life.
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>>34522989
>>34522988
Given my experience, this tracks
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>>34522885
theyre not pitbulls lol. theyre a wolf dog and a husky
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friend of mine living around the Brabant and Holland low countries.

He said ukranian women there tend to clock him and other men a lot

why does this make me uncomfortable? Ukranian women shouldn't have a free life in the west while their men die UNLESS their man is there.
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>>34523038
Make sure she's turned on next time
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>>34523095
you don't get it

when a girl encounters a dick bigger than she's used to a weekend of sex can do that

most girls i've slept with get this after a few times and i'm 8"
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>>34523097
>8
i believe you because men above 6' and/or 7" always bring it up every chance they get in any conversation they have for their entire lives
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>>34523097
NTA
Are you bothered by this situation? if so, Im sorry about it.
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>Your constant negativity makes you stressful to be around. Every time I see you, you have a long list of things to complain about and plenty of bad news to share.
Is this a valid reason to not enjoy being around someone?
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>>34523101
nta. Well, the "big dick energy" moto tends to make these men act like that. And thats something men and women alike fall into.
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>>34523105
Yes. Miserable cunts are shit to be around and I say this as a miserable cunt.
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>>34523097
She just doesn't want to fuck anymore, soreness is a convenient excuse that strokes men's ego so that he doesn't sulk and throw a tantrum over not getting sex every day.
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>>34523097
I have also told my bf that my pussy was sore. I know it sounds like "wow!!! ur dik is yuge and we fuked soooo hard" and that is intentional. But it's also a flattering way to say "I may not want to fuck again soon" and a prelude to the upcoming "please do more foreplay this time"
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>>34523068
How pale are you?
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Is 8 x 5.5 a good size or a bad size?
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>>34523103
it can be annoying to be cut off from sex while the pussy i destroyed regenerates but at the same time that feels better than being with a girl who can take everything you've got and more and makes you painfully aware of it

some girls straight up need more that what even i bring to the table by the time they're 18
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>>34523120
Black is generally considered more versatile, but I don't know if the rules are different for women.
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>>34523111
>She just doesn't want to fuck anymore
>>34523113
the one night stand seeing my dick in the morning and going "shit no wonder i'm sore" isn't playing games like that
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>>34523116
was he just comically rough or what, that sounds odd
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>>34523124
my vaginas is tiny...
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>>34523121
I don't date people from 4chan. I try to date women who I know from real life. Maybe if we cross paths in real life, I may date you.
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>>34523048
We know, we just keep hoping anyways because the alternative is a depressing doomspiral where all of our effort goes into relentless pursuit of materialism and the latest happiness pills.
>>34523105
Yes, safeguarding your own psychological well being is important too. People who can't self regulate in a healthy manner will inevitably drag you down to their level with their misery.
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i fell for a girl with a tiny vagina once, could only fit half my dick in her

sometimes i wonder if we kept dating if she could have ever gotten used to it and been able to take the whole thing
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>>34523048
>women don't have the same romanticized, emotionally charged idea of men the way men do of women
excuse me bitch, there's a whole channel for ladies like this that plays movies custom made for them 24/7
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>>34523044
cuuuute neeed.
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>>34523105
Yes.
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>>34523032
Nope. Don’t be a bitch
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>>34523131
I want to meet a girl like this.
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>>34523136
Atta girl!
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>>34523140
>I want to meet a girl like this
she cheated on me and then on her next bf with me

even though she didn't like my dick

she straight up would sit there and tell her bf she loved him on the phone, then fuck me

i think she was just cheating with me to test her deepthroat skills which honestly remain unmatched ime to this day
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>>34523133
Let me guess. Your date
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>>34523143
plap
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>>34523128
Based what state
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>>34523131
>if she could have ever gotten used to it and been able to take the whole thing
No, that's not how vaginas work.
Contrary to what incels and tradcucks spam, vaginas don't "wear out" from normal dicks and sex. That only happens if you go for massive dildos, leave them in for a long time each week and do that for several months.

>>34523142
You're no better for taking part in cheating.
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>>34523149
>No, that's not how vaginas work.
tysm ilysm i didnt have the energy to explain today
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>>34523149
>You're no better for taking part
i didn't even know at first and even after all that i still wanted her back because i was dumb and also a whore
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>>34523150
It goes deeper, it's gonna spread to your lungs and kill you.
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>>34523159
Lol I've had benign tumors in my throat for a decade git gud
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>>34523142
It's over. Even tiny vagina craves huge dick.
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>>34523154
Bloodlust
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>>34523149
>No, that's not how vaginas work
i mean, actually..... it is

women don't even need to have sex for their vaginas to "wear out"

if you're not doing kegels and staying fit you're not going to stay anything remotely close to tight

and if i were to have sex with this girl every day for months i'm almost positive she'd make progress
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>>34523154
>Post nut clarity
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>>34523153
np t4w

>>34523166
Please don't reply to me anymore.

>>34523157
You are giving whores a bad name.
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>>34523119
>but at the same time that feels better than being with a girl who can take everything you've got and more and makes you painfully aware of it

I can't help but wonder

is it better to have a gf who can simply take you easily everytime and make you aware of it like this chap says, or...

be with a chick you make sore almost everytime you have wild sex with

Women, what kind of dick do you prefer, in general?
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>>34523171
Has to be at least 8 inches long
Has to be at least 4 inches thick
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>>34523169
>Please don't reply to me anymore.
truth hurts, huh
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>>34523171
>Women, what kind of dick do you prefer, in general?
big ones that are not small ones
can we please be done asking the same question 1000000 times now
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>>34523171
I'd prefer smaller so I don't feel sore any more than rarely.
If he had no dick at all that would be ok too.
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>>34523176
Whatever helps you hatefap at night.
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Kinda homosexual for men to obsess over dicks this much desu
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>>34523118
Evil size
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>>34523179
I mean, there's always different opinions : >>34523180
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Incels what does it feel like to be unheard
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>>34523184
nta but why evil
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Bri'ishbros...
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>>34523171
>like this chap says
Your samefagging couldn't be more obvious.
Go be a gross coomer fantasist somewhere else.
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>>34523148
Somewhere in the World. I'll just leave the rest to you. I don't care if this is my only chance to get a hot girl in my life and you could be the hottest ISFJ woman there ever is, but I got to stick to my gut and say that she is only out there if I cross paths with her and she opens up to me. I apologize.
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>>34523187
>hobbies
Men think video games and podcast slop are hobbies and then are surprised women don't respect them
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>>34523184
That's a very avg penis
Ngmi
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>>34523171
As a man I'd rather have be in the former scenario. I don't want to cause her discomfort every time we have fun and besides, I could use extreme toys on her if we really want to fuck around and see where her limit is
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>>34523180
Only foids who don't like sex prefer smaller dick.

>>34523183
I touch one every day. How gay of me.
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>>34523190
excuse moi
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>>34523190
>Your samefagging
bro, this is how og posters format their posts

get tf over it
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>>34523183
i am actually at least a bit gay yes
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>>34523192
You must be fun at parties…
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>>34523187
"How's life?" they ask me.
"How's life, you ask? I can't complain" I answer them. "Well, I could complain, but who would listen?"

And then we laugh and move on, and I never get to tell anyone how life actually is, because who would listen?
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I, too, can post from more than one device
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>>34523191
>ISFJ
So you're one of those MBTI freaks, like ENTJeet
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>>34523204
Nobody like you and you should kill yourself
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>>34523184
Why is my size evil?
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>>34523192
whats a good hobby in your opinion
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>>34523207
and that is who's shitting up the thread rn
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The birth rate is never getting fixed
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>>34523204
I guess it cannot be helped...
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>>34523211
Money maxxing
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>>34523213
Aren't there 8 billions of us already. We gotta slow down a bit.
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>>34523210
she probably doesn't like anything near her cervix
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>state gender
>do you have hope for the future?
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>>34523217
Then you have never actually made a girl cum then opinion disregarded
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>>34523203
Only depressed people know what it feels like to be depressed and they hate sharing with others
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>>34523216
We have too dramatically that's the problem
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>>34523218
Cringe meme, whatever that means, format this one
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>>34523219
Gary, is that you again? Why did you remove the tripcode?
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>>34523219
tf are you some kind of esl retard
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>>34523187
Imagine how women get treated about sex and apply that to every other aspect of your life. People want you to do everything for them but the moment you want something all you hear is crickets and maybe an insult if you're lucky
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>>34523218
M
No i don't have hope for the future
Why would I?
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>>34523221
I don't gatekeep who gets to have valid feelings and who doesn't.
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>>34523209
Not nice
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>just ate 2 whoopers with a lot of fries
damn.
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>>34523218
I have a girlfriend life’s great incels need no introduction
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>>34523219
Oh hey! People say I post like you
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>>34523196
>Only foids who don't like sex prefer smaller dick.
is this true.
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>>34523212
What? Too busy drinking my beer enjoying the party.
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i wouldn't want to share what makes me depressed with most people

they're even less equipped to deal with the knowledge than i am
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>>34523213
You are never going to breed anyway who do you care?
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>>34523232
I enjoy being human.
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>>34523218
M
Less and less every day for my own health and well being.
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>>34523218
Male
Enjoying life, the free world, and not taking a moment for granted.
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>>34523235
i don't think it's only them, but that can be a sign
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Was walking my dog and went another way to avoid two guys who were doing that walk people do when they're up to no good. You know hands in pockets, hunched over, slightly bobbing head and shoulders. When I looked over later one was down in the bushes by the edge of the pond and the other was on the sidewalk looking at him. I don't know what they were doing.
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>>34523237
You are indian and your IQ is probably lower than a common house cat little guy
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>>34523188
>>34523210
It is only destined to hurt people
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>>34523235
I love sex but hate PiV so it'd be ideal if he had a microdick and was a premature ejaculator
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Are INFJ males en vogue or do women hate us?
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>>34523213
Indian men have no right to breed
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So the hantavirus was a nothingburger?
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>>34523218
M
In the short term? No. In the long term? Yes
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>>34523244
>You are indian and your IQ is probably lower than a common house cat little guy
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>>34523246
Would you settle for ED from low libido, and compensating through cunnilingus?
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I got unreciprocated feelings for her but didn't explicitly admit it even though I think it's obvious. I think she values me in an emotional tampon way, and that when things are going well, she doesn't need me. But I also think I've damaged the friendship by admitting to her that I'm trying to cut contact, she told me it felt like a betrayal because I decided to do it without even asking how she felt about it.

So I think I'm giving her the ick, but I'm also unintentionally hurting her sense of abandonment, and she doesn't know how to respond. How would you in this situation?
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>>34523246
I don't know what to say to that.
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>>34523249
Yet they do it better than any other race anyway, womp-womp
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>>34523250
yes. just like covid.
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>>34523250
The virus originated from India
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>>34523257
Breeding through rape and overpopulating your own country with unwashed shitpawn is a classic colonization tactic
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>>34523257
>coping this hard
Nobody is having sex with indian men lmao
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>>34523257
"Incelism" is mostly a white man mental illness. Indians have the opposite problem.
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>>34523253
I wouldn't call it settling if I had an orgasm every other week. I'd be terrified about somebody stealing him away if he were that attentive
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>>34523268
Being indian and incelpilled must be a brutal existence
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>>34523266
Except Indian women, and they do it pretty well
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>>34523270
>an orgasm every other week
That seems so low. Not even every week?
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>>34523231
>eating bk
tf us wrong with you
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>>34522905
Male intuition. I am thinking abotu suggesting to my gf that we should find out how many hotdogs fit in her ass at once, but I think the suggestion will not be well recieved.
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>>34523275
i dont know the dynamics in the USA but here in [REDACTED] it's simply another fast food joint.
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>>34523270
that's wild and pitiful

getting a woman off should be no harder for a man than making a cat purr and i honestly feel like he's slacking if he's struggling

doesn't take much to have a diligent tongue, strong hands, and a little rhythm, but then again i've always been a natural
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>>34523273
>brags about indian birth rate
>can’t even have sex with his own women bc they hate him
Pathetic existence torotonpajeet
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>>34523282
hey hey
Some of us dont have a lot of practice with women and aren't naturals.
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>>34523270
>an orgasm every other week.
That's grim.
Not having one every day is such a missed opportunity.
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>>34523213
we're trying we're trying
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>>34523255
I'm white though
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>>34523268
Kek owned and colonized by BWC
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>>34523289
KYS swarthoid you have achieved nothing with your miserable life on 4chan
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>the india spammer is back
Haven't seen this retard in a while.
Well, good night.
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>UR A JEW
>UR AN INDIAN
Modern 4chan insults are lame.
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Married or long term dating anons, gender and dumbest fight you've had with your in laws?
>M
>Mother in law is convinced pizza cutters are evil
>you'll slice your fingers off while cutting that pizza
>every time she visits she scours my kitchen and disposes of every pizza cutter
One of those was a rare promotional one from a local pizza chain. I was pissed.
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>>34523218
Yeah, I do. I think excessive pessimism indicates a lacking intelligence and character.
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>>34523300
I would rather be Jewish than Indian anyway of the week
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How are you doing YOUR part against the Russians in the Second Cold War?
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>>34523300
What's your favorite insult
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Man when did Indians get the Internet
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>>34523283
>>34523288
I see you can't really argue with my point
Anyway, I'm just a white guy, not Indian
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>>34523300
Personally I'm all for Jewish-Indian solidarity. Our religious traditions may be wildly different but we both consistently deal with the same shit in America and Europe.
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>>34523307
i'll have one russian tradwife pls, with an express escort to the states
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Of all the places to live in Ontario why pick toronto
Pick anywere else
Burlington
Milton
Sarnia
London
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>>34523312
>give me attention saars
Kill yourself street shitter women hate you
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>>34523309
It was introduced to them during the Mughal Empire by a time traveler from late 20th century Iceland who is currently wanted by Interpol's Temporal Crimes Division in several timelines.
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>>34523273
>brazil with argentina flag
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>>34523218
M
Eh
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femanons im getting my motorcycle license and a motorcycle next week. will it cure my autism?
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>>34523309
iran can't cut those cables fast enough
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>>34523315
How do you know she's not an FSB agent? How do you know she is loyal to the American and/or Western European cause?
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Women which one are you?
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>>34523300
I assume, ENTJ and Torotnopajeet are the same person.
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Are women that are 30 easy and breedable?
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>>34523308
Your fears of failure keep you from achieving success. You are the architect of your own suffering because you didn't have the courage and willpower to attempt more than this.
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>>34523324
>How do you know
i'll know

i'm confident in my ability to american ultra any agent
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>>34523322
I mean if you go to gas stations I'm sure you'll get laid. Lots of women will ask for a ride there's that one guy who gets asked for his number just cause of the bike
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>>34523316
Brampton
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>>34523331
You have to be Punjabi if he's a Sikh he will get run out of Brampton
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>>34523326
ENTJ is not from Canda, torontopajeet already confirmed that
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>>34523327
You do realize women in there 50s have healthy kids right?
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>>34523282
It sounds like a lot of men don't bother even ask what gets her off or what rhythm she likes. Is the bar seriously that low? I'd hang my head in shame if I couldn't get her to orgasm in every session
>>34523285
Watch lesbian and solo masturbation videos
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>>34523330
im in a smol rural town so i doubt it, and i dont want to get laid i want friends
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>>34523332
>shit wars
Wait there’s different types of jeet?
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>>34523328
>this post was made in chatGPT
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>>34523342
Theres like five different types
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>>34523339
>I'd hang my head in shame if I couldn't get her to orgasm in every session
same

i used to do it to women every now and then, we'd be in hr two and i'd still have a lot in the tank and want to bang the next day without her being too sore so i just stop without cumming and it weirds them out
>>
Bye bye jeet gonna samefag later and upload a new video
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>>34523325
I'm a man so neither
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>>34523346
What race is a dalit?
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>>34523348
Why are you caring about what a woman wants.... It's supposed to be what you want. If you want to have sex you do even if shes sore?
This is why they think your not into them sexually
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>>34523344
No, but that's a good insult.
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>>34523004
What if a couple survives a horror story and has sex like in the middle of the woods? (Unlike in the antichrist)
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>>34523353
Can be any of the five
Sikh
Punjab
Dravidian
Hindi
Bengali
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>>34523325
right.
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>>34523360
Hey
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>>34523357
I've had that it's pretty common
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>>34523038
Lube more
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>matched with a fellow autist on hinge
>talked about minecraft
>made a joke implying shes the girl of my dreams
>she unmatched me
women why are you so mean?
>>
I read this pretty hot short story yesterday by Yukio Mishima, it was about a young married couple on their last time together before they commit ritual suicide.
>>
What if ENTJ denigrates his own race because he secretly wants us to be able to befriend Indians like him and is trying to make them look more worthy of compassion while portraying himself as a less worthy white man sperg?
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>>34523044
*petting >his face and staring into >his eyes*
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>>34523364
Why are so autis- oh
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>>34523364
What did you say... Besides those are for hookups just sex encounters nothing more
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>>34523366
Who is ENTJ? t. newfag
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>>34523366
You do realize per capita white girls are with them because they own five houses and make 500k a year
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>>34523105
Yes, friends are supposed to consent to being your therapist and not you offloading onto them all the time.
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>>34523354
yea

it's an esl retard
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women, would you have been fooled by these AI generated images of Brad Pitt if they were sent to (You)?
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>>34523127
Hey
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>>34523373
Literally me but am Samoan
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>>34523376
No because I'm not retarded. Ask a real question that isn't bad social media bait.
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>>34523364
She saw you had the Jenny mod installed
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>>34523375
You know if you talk to all the foids like this I understand why you aren't having sex four or five times a day
>>
What's your favorite cereal
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>>34523372
No need for you to know, just filter everyone with iPhone filenames, like IMG_
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>>34523378
does that mean you live near Palau pretty cool.
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>>34523383
I like anything with cinnamon or honey
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>>34523384
But all femanons post from iPhones
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>>34523373
How did Indians do that?
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>>34523383
Anything crunchy
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>>34523218
No
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>>34523366
He gains izzat by doing it. It's not that complicated.
>>34523372
All you need to know is there's a guy who comes in here spams the thread with indian hate images while samefagging and calling it some other guy (who conveniently only shows up when he's on to post). No one's actually talking to him anymore, it's all just mass samefagging at this point.
>>34523379
Are you saying that you also don't have $800,000 to be scammed out of because you aren't retarded?
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>>34523218
Yeah, if I survive long enough.
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>>34523392
Because whites are poor why waste time with a poorfag when you can be with a Arab or Indian and be taken care of.

I mean I wouldn't do that myself because of numerous reasons but hey good on the women who don't struggle
>>
You and me? We're cowboys. We are renegades. The lost children.
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>>34523390
The Elftroon? Good riddance.
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>>34523386
NTA but there's a huge Samoan diaspora. There are almost as many Samoans in my country as in Samoa.
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>>34523325
50/50
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>>34523362
It's pretty good.
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>>34523325
top left gf
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>>34523401
So like have you touched the Pacific ocean.
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>>34523383
Personally, the ones with dry bluberry bits. Or like, granola and yogurt
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>>34523247
Too many pointless letters, I just want a B moid.
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>>34523407
Yes, every time I go to the beach.
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>>34523389
Nice
>>34523393
But that's all of them
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>>34523369
just talked about how i love tech mods
>>34523380
idk what that is but i dont really play with stuff other than tech mods, i need to play with a spreadsheet open lol
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>>34523398
>whites are poor
Indians literally make half of what whites make in literally any industry they're in, that's the whole reason people want them.
>Arab
the only reason an Arab approaches a white woman is because he wants to pay her $10K to be pooped on in Dubai, they're bigger poop people than the Indians.
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>>34523386
I actually own a house in Hawaii that I’m currently paying off by working abroad, planning to move there with my gf once it’s paid off
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>>34523396
>INTJ
Kill yourself attention seeking mbti shitter
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>>34523416
That picture was made made by a biased btard
>>
Women

Would you still wear a bra if there were no social expectations that you had to?

They seem like a pain in the ass but I have heard some women say that they are comforting
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>>34523421
Every hates indians tho
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>>34523429
I would like my boobs to be picked up, so yes.
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>>34523417
>>34523422
Man touching you is like touching the ocean. Your gf is very lucky I'm to far north to ever find one of you sucks
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>>34523429
i dont wear a bra either way, dont even own one, the beauty of being flat
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>>34523435
>Man touching you is like touching the ocean.
Are you trying to fuck me?
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>>34523429
I have C's and have never worn a bra iny life don't intend to. Heard they cause breast cancer
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>>34523437
No i said your gf is very lucky but if you have any single Samoa friends anon...
>>
the few studies on bras that have been done show that boobs get perkier without them

and they're not necessary unless a woman is running or something

i hope my future wife doesn't like bras
>>
Cheswick is a foid?
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>>34523436
Based
>34523438
The indian dude has gyno? kek
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namefags are cancer and are to be muted and ignored
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>>34523442
Yeah
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>>34523441
>the few studies on bras that have been done show that boobs get perkier without them
The bra industry is a plague
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>>34523445
Boop
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>>34523442
Yes. Her tits look like unpeeled potatoes.
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>>34523449
Sauce?
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>>34523449
Have you seen Gary's dick
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>>34523449
Yummy I love potatoes
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Interesting
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>>34523452
Does it also look like a root vegetable?
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>>34523458
So moids should be executed if they direct or produce porn, gotcha.
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>>34523458
Now read about Jews in the "industry"
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>>34523467
It's probably a retarded moid who thinks OnlyFans thots and traditional porn directors are the same people.
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>>34523429
I have A's, and all guys and probably half of women think that I never wear a bra.
I literally always wear one and always have, not actual bras but mostly sports bras. I feel naked without one but my mother did not let me be very open minded about what I wore growing up.
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>>34523471
nta
So pornography is a damaging industry that Jews use to target the gentiles...by having Jews star in these damaging films. Sounds contradictory and retarded, but I guess I'm just brainwashed.
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who the fuck is this new namefag and why is she so annoying?
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>>34523480
>she
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>>34523472
>a retarded moid
Redundant
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why can we never get any kind male namefags
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>>34523487
They are all super shy. Even the one that wants you to ask to look at him nude.
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>>34523484
he she whatever, he is annoying
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>>34523487
There was Johnny and LHA. There's also Zach and S.
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>>34523490
I don't think they exist like how many "male" replies are just bots on here
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>>34523487
Because namefaggotry is narcissistic by default?
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Why is there this double standard where you're not supposed to stigmatize sex workers but if someone patronizes sex workers they're scum?
>>
>>34523487
What do you mean by "kind"?
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>>34523493
>kind
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>>34523492
Its the beginning of the week. How many matches in dating apps. I mean where's your gf?
>>
>couple travels from X country to X country
>6 months pass and girl breaks up with him
>shes still maintained by him because he pays for the place for a couple mo tha since she lost her job
>she heavily dislikes him while he's still in love

Wtf
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>>34523465
Depends if I want the woman
Nipples are erotic on women, they're still something hidden about her, and women still have a slender, feminine physique and not broad shoulders. Even if she's an A cup, her chest can still be aesthetically pleasing.

And there are also breasts with weight that just don't look good. It's not so much the size as it is how they're presented, how they fit. A petite girl with petite breasts is fitting.
>>
Is reading smut but not watching porn with actors the "veganism" of porn?
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>>34523494
True, there are so many bot like replies. Do men have personalities anymore?
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was this a womans version of approaching?

> Got Girl across the stretching area sees me doing some quad stretches
> moves over next to me
> starts doing these weird yoga stretches , including the arched back touching the toes thing

I just kept stretching and walked away. I stared at her once while I was cleaning up. Or is this just attention whoring?
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>>34523487
Maverick was a chill lad, but that was 5 years ago
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>>34523496
No it really depends on what kind of guy goes to a sex worker. If there a chad it's okay if not there just really creepy
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>>34523484
Apparently?
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30869836/#30870409
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30869836/#30870435
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Foids, ngl this is pretty freaking wild take here desu. Are you really expecting your potential husband to choose to save you over the kids if there is a fire?
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>>34523497
a man with a kind soul, how rare is that?
im sure theres at least a few here rn
>>
>>34523498
What was wrong with Johnny and LHA
>>
big sad just hit out of nowhere :/
>>
Dude that's his other gf Jessie
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>>34523506
Actually yes, women will orbit you and hope you notice and if that doesn't work they will imitate your mannerisms, your speech patterns. They will literally do everything they possibly can without speaking to you. Because that would be crazy right?
>>
big happy just hit me out of nowhere :D
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>>34523514
>>34523519
now kiss
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>>34523487
lydians whole act was being kind
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>>34523511
I don't believe in souls so I'm out. Just speaking logically.
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>>34523509
I regret
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>>34523523
I will only kiss (her)
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>>34523510
I would die of cringe if he didn't save the kids. I'm a whole adult woman that has absorbed a lot of emergency medical information. I'm also going to save our kids and get wet rags for later too.
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>>34523523
Hollow purple
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>>34523526
it was more a figure of speak, another way to say a kind personality/ behavior patterns
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>>34523518
>They will literally do everything they possibly can without speaking to you. Because that would be crazy right?


this feels like sarcasm lol
>>
Why are atogans so ugly? Where are the hot anons??
>>
I miss London
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>>34523540
They are smart enough not to show anyone
>>
Cheswick x ENTJ is the new /atoga/ couple that I ship
>>
does anyone have any other pics of supposed atoganons? male or female?
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>>34523531
What about the mother-in-law question? I think I would save my wife over my mother, but if she's just my girlfriend? Hmmmmmm, would have to think about it.
>>
Of all the generals in this website you could lore master, why /Atoga/?
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>>34523544
Post Gary he wasn't
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>>34523547
Not of their faces.
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>>34523218
M
No
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>>34523555
then howd they get ahold of BV's face.. assuming thats actually her, which i doubt
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>>34523560
were any of them cute
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>>34523303
I think it's the opposite. Dumb people usually have no idea how bad things are. "Ignorance is bliss".
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>>34523550
I would also save >him over my mom. But that's not saying much.
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>>34523550
Yeah for sure the wife in that situation. But the further away you get from the the harder. Fiancé? Probably. Girlfriend? That gets tough.
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>>34523511
I think I'm kind, but I don't play therapist for femanons in /atoga/. Hence me asking what you mean by "kind"; how would you know someone is kind unless they're narcissistic?
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>>34523545
kek, they deserve each other
>>
Me, my mom and my girlfriend all burning to death in a fire because I took too long deciding if I could see a realistic future between us to justify saving her over my mom.
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>>34523565
It doesn't you save your mom in that case of there's no kids. Wtf family always comes first not a gf
Why would you save a gf you barely know over a family member

Save your gf or save your dog
Five seconds anon
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Women be like...
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>>34523574
>Save your gf or save your dog
Should I save a woman I care about or a dog that'll be dead in 6 years anyway? Tough choice.
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>>34523537
cringe
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>>34523577
Cope and seethe you will never grow a beard that good even in your next life.

What kind of man doesn't have facial hair anyway
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>>34523540
I don't think I'm ugly, I'm at least average
>>
I think this guy is in danger but I don't know how to save him
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>>34523580
dude go outside lmao. i have a beard and beards aren't anything to be proud of. is that the only thing you've achieved in life?
>>
I mean saying it and being it is two different things
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>>34523587
Dude why would I have a beard unless I was on hrt
>>34523586
Is this who I think it is
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>>34523587
You don’t have beard manlet faggot lol
>>
i think you are handsom
>>
>you dont have a beard!
>youre short!
>and youre gay!
yawn
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Moids! Fucking explains yourselves here! I'm seething with anger right now that you refuse to call the evil guys out!
>>
>>34523537
>>34523586
Then why are you wearing torn bum clothes?
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>>34523595
Are you stalking me
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>>34523596
Well are beardless manlets gay?

Elliot Rodgers sure was
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>>34523597
Why isn't crime illegal &c
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>>34523586
>that ashy as a white moid
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>>34523596
do men think women like beards??
>>
Why do these threads suck now? I remember they used to be pretty chill and fun to hang around in not even a year ago. Now they're unironically depressing and all the goodwill has gone
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>>34523586
Nice boat catch any Marlins today
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>>34523598
I have a mortgage to pay you poorfag NEET scum get a job loser
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>>34523606
some women do like beards, yes
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>>34523609
Anons were saying the same thing one year ago
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>>34523606
But why wouldn't a foid want a man with a beard? It's manly as hell
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>34523612
>I have a mortgage
>but YOURE the poorfag
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaa bro flexing that he took out a loan because he couldn't afford a house
>>
>>34523616
they look like pubes on the face.. they’re scratchy and not nice to kiss and hide his nice face
no thanks
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>>34523617
Why live with your mom and dad. Once your 16 your supposed to move out. Don't tell me your still living at home.
No wonder your a incel
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>>34523609
You guys suck at conversation and asking questions to inspire conversation
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Women (or men with experience), what's the best angle or position for anal?
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recommend me 3 more team members, I'm planning on porting them to champions soon, through I'm a bit scared of facing actual people.
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>>34523626
>You guys
I drop in and out of here. I've only been back here lurking for a day, but it's felt a lot less pleasant than usual.
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>>34523626
You're the worst of the worst. I don't know how you do it. Do you look upon your fellow shitters like ENTJ and Gary and Cheswick and see nothing wrong? Or do you delude yourself and think "I'm not like them"?
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Wish I could have sex, but alas...
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>>34522889
1 every 2 weeks sounds pretty safe; 1 every week sounds like it's pushing it to me
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>>34523626
How much fucking cock can you take?
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>>34523629
None. Exit only!
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>>34522906
For older people, I believe most doctors will recommend a multivitamin i think
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>>34523636
I love ragebaiting you with little to no effort.
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>>34523583
I recognize that art. You filthy pervert
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>>34523498
im KIND
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>>34523646
Too performative
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>>34523487
I am Literally the nicest dude in world tho.
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>>34523645
excuse you? If you recognize it that means you're a pervert too! We're acoomplishes in depravity!
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>>34523630
Voltorb, Mew, and Vaporeon
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>>34523647
That's just how I do everything. I was taught I was always being watched as a child.
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>>34523648
nice enough to be my bf ?
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>>34522909
She's a murderer
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>>34523653
Nice enough to know you're too good for me.
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>>34523487
Because who else would need a name on 4chan? Outside of people who are asked by other users to use a name or a trip, they're all extremely vain people.
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Both genders did you ever have a crush on a teacher? My maths teacher in highschool was so hot and then my photography teacher in college had that girl next door kind of vibe
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>>34523038
Ew she probably got bv
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>>34523562
I was including midwits at the peak of the curve in that "lacking intelligence" bit. The truly hopelessly idiotic are more or less divinely shielded from the worst aspects of reality, you are correct. But the bar for that level of protection is exceptionally lower at an IQ level than the bar for being an uncurious, apathetic and whiny midwitted individual. Most dumb people aren't actually dumb enough to fit the mold you're describing.
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>>34523654
No she isn't. He lived.
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>>34523656
I just think it's neat we're evolving into a hivemind but also I don't want my ego to melt into it. Jeez. I don't judge melters.
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>>34523243
Probably were gonna engage in sodomy or drugs
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>>34523644
You got rekt
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>>34523657
I had hot teachers but I wouldn't say I had a crush on any of them.
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>>34522908
Black are durable
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>>34523573
Good
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>>34523573
Hah
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>>34523660
Damn. She's still evil
>>
Femanons, would you constantly want to sit on your bf's lap?
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>>34523671
Only for sexual reasons.
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>>34523667
Black don't crack!
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>>34523671
I mean not of he's not doing anything
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>>34523675
why you only want to bother him when he's doing thing, you cat?
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my boyfriend has a family friend who he says is insane and has many mental issues, and he was at her house until 3 am just listening to her talk about her problems. he says it’s like a sibling relationship, but i hate her guts. what do i do?
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>>34523670
Is she? He beat and raped her prior to the incident.
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>>34523675
Fuck. You're back? Please leave.
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>>34523678
He wasn't just talking he was sleeping with her.... Jesus are you that naive
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>>34523678
>my boyfriend has a family friend who he says is insane and has many mental issues, and he was at her house until 3 am
He's fucking her and is telling you she's crazy ahead of time in case she tells you the truth. It's a smart move on his part.
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>>34523680
Allegedly
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>>34523681
Are you intimidated by me anon I get that in real life too. I don't mean to do it.
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>>34523678
Rape her.
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>>34523678
He was absolutely destroying her. You are getting cucked, dumbass.
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>>34523687
you think she would of cut it off if he wasn't... Idk man
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>>34523687
He was convicted.
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>>34523682
>>34523690
stop trying to turn me on
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>>34523689
Usually bpd girls do the raping. Not the other way around
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Where do I meet bpd girls?
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Atoga what zodiac sign have you had the most sex with
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>>34523697
I don't have sex.
Leo btw.
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>>34523697
I had sex
I don't know
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>>34523696
You don't wanna just trust me bro.
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>>34523700
i can fix them
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>>34523700
Answer the question.
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Does anyone else feel like they don’t fit society? I’m neurodivergent but I feel like I shouldn’t feel this alienated. But I just can’t relate to many peoples wants/needs, or goals, nor do I feel any urge for common human experiences, nor playing by society’s role
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Do bpd girls like fat and balding guys?
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Femanons where do I find my future wife?
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Do bpd girls like thin guys with hair?
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>>34523701
Fix them before or after your almost killed or put in jail. All they have is tantrums like Gary had srs bpd and it's was really bad.
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>>34523703
Same here. It feels to me like we're ALL NPCs and my existence is just watching the perspective of one NPC. I can't feel connections to the world or to other people. I never met someone who I truly wanted to care about, or even care about their opinion or what they have to say. I just do shit to pass the time.
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>>34523649
>>34523645
Pervert convention
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>>34523706
go adopt a autistic child instead it's the exact same thing as a bpd girl
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I think I might be bisexual, but just a bit.
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State gender. What’s a porn/gooner/sex writer scenario that you think isn’t as good as it sounds in person?
M. Sleeping with your work manager. It quickly becomes being a teachers pet and then they turn you against your other co-workers
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>>34523713
I don't think it's a scale, mate.
There's no a bit, you're just gay.
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>>34523715
Sleeping with your stepsibling, would make family gatherings awkward.
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>>34523511
I've been told by my therapist I have one multiple times but I don't believe her. Even when I hear about some of the horrible encounters many women have with some men, I think calling most genuinely kind men kind souls is putting them on a pedestal they never asked for. I think truly "kind" people understand that everyone has flaws and biases, especially themselves, and that they aren't inherently any more worthy of praise than anyone else. None of us are truly black and white, we're shades of gray that accumulate life lessons until we are the people who we are today.
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Dating is harder than going to war
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>>34523617
>retard thinks he can pay for a million dollar property in cash
Don’t ever leave your moms basement baby anon
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>>34523720
No it isn't.
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>>34523720
You fool love IS the battlefield
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>>34523604
That’s from cutting concrete bro
>>34523610
Thanks lol not yet can’t wait to go spear fishing for tuna tho haha
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Why are women like this?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o_Lbj4EQuqo
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Dubs I text him first
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For trans anons

MTFs, would you swap bodies with a FTM to get a pussy?

FTMs, would you swap bodies with a MTF to get a dick?

The FTM and MTF body looks masculine and feminine respectively, but both are clockable for their assigned sex at birth
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>>34523728
Reroll?
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>>34523730
No
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>>34523703
Even offline I feel like I'm staring at the world through a screen
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>>34523487
Ohio was kind
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>>34523696
Bro, that's the salty spitoon of women.
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If you like me so much why can’t you just act like it
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>>34523712
No
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>>34523720
Loving is harder than hating
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30+ Incels. How do you deal with people asking you why you're still a virgin and unmarried?

30+ Femcels. How do you deal with people asking you why you're still unmarried?
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>>34523741
I kill them
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>>34523729
>FTMs, would you swap bodies with a MTF to get a dick?
without a doubt yes and just detrans back to being male, i just hope my junk hasnt shrunk too much from any estrogen hormones.
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>>34523734
Except a handful of times.
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i miss the girl i was banging in college and then ruined it by asking her what we were and she said we were just friends but i actually liked her and couldnt get over her i believe i am god after using lsd mushrooms weed edibles etc. i am even a bit solipsistic now. i kind of wish i wasnt but solipsism cannot be disproven or proven so im stuck in a bit of a bind. i do believe that humans are spiritual beings though. the atom itself is spiritual sentience is spiritual. i do not believe we are "of god" i believe we are the ground of being itself. assuming there is a we. pluralistic solipsism is possible too. possible but not necessarily true.
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>>34523731
Please
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Dubs if I should reroll
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>>34523736
You wouldn't care
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>>34523751
Rolling
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>>34523750
Why would you want me to get dubs
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No dubs for you
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Is it bad that I find this hot?
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>>34523755
Thank you
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>>34523758
Np
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ellen ripley is hotter and more based than any woman in the modern world. you will NEVER be her.
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>>34523757
Find what attractive
Use your words
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>>34523760
She’s taller than you
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>>34523762
Pregnancy fetish
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>>34523504
maybe
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>>34523629
>some form of me laying on my back and him on his knees in front of me
>missionary
>spooning
>variations of missionary and spooning
>prone bone
>standing up with him behind me, but if i fully bend over at the waist he needs to be careful
I won't do doggie or any position with me on top for anal
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>>34523765
So like. Just liking the women when they're pregnant? Or?
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WHAT THE HELL!!!!
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>>34523504
That's vegetarianism. Books are still a form of media. Veganism would be no media at all.
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>>34523638
You can, and you will

>>34523657
A little bit, on my grade 9 English teacher and then my first year PolySci prof
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OOOOOOOOOO
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
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>>34523746
What he do
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>>34523671
Sometimes, but mostly I prefer cuddling up next to him because that way I can kiss him everywhere
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>>34523747
the point is that it's irrelevant
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Spilled hot tea on my balls award
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>>34523783
He practically screamed that he disliked board games dispite beating me exponentially at 2. Talked over me a lot. And then would never exchange intrest with media when we shared a plex. He asked me what media I liked, would host it, and then we would never watch any of it together, just stuff he liked.
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Women. Do you get the ick when a married man doesn't want to get chummy with you?
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>>34523697
Just checked and every guy has been a different sign
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>>34523788
One time I spilled freshly brewed hot coffee all over my balls and legs while driving. Ruined my day
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>>34523789
She looks like my Italian friend’s dad
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>>34523768
>...he needs to be careful
>won't do doggie
So no face-down, ass-up doggie either? What do you mean careful? Is there something weird about anal with a bend waist, so when you mean missionary, you don't mean legs up missionary either?
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>>34523792
No, I just publicly embarass them at work and in the break room to other femanons that know what's up.
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>>34523789
Based, why would I want to be with someone dumb enough to fall for bullshit?
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Wife is coming into a bit of money soon. An inheritance from her dad. Nothing crazy, not fuck you money or anything, but a considerable enough amount. I’ve got a brokerage account that I’ve been playing around with for about 6 years now, averaged 7% a year gains, some years better than others. The wife, for some reason, thinks I’m this Wall Street wonder and wants me to take charge of this sum she’s receiving. It makes me nervous as fuck because what I’ve been doing this far is basically fucking around and seeing what works. If I make a mistake and squander her dad’s inheritance I know I’d never forgive myself and she’d resent me for the rest of her life. I asked her to maybe get a pro to take of that stack but she’s insisting because I made line go up and am generally good with finances. What do?
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>>34523757
She is so gorgeous but I don't like how she's bogging herself
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>>34523800
Communicate that you don't feel confident working with any amount of money beyond what you've been getting a feel for the markets with. Her insistence doesn't mean shit when you know it's a bad idea.
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>>34523800
Stupid, go hire someone for financial advice, and determine from alternate sources that the advice is sound. Don't ask random idiots online
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>>34523778
>You can, and you will
Thank you for the goodwill and support.
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>>34523745
where can I find a hot ftm twink boyfriend
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>>34523800
involve her in the process and your decision making so she understands the risk involved and that there's just things that are speculative and out of your control and then before actually taking these risks give her the option to opt out and if she doesn't, she has to be fully aware and ok with the potential of loss
maybe just use a part of the money to begin with and not put all your eggs in one basket, use it for different methods and keep some just stashed away
the trick with risk is to only risk what you can handle losing
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>>34523741
I don't think I count as a femcel but people who know me stopped asking why I wasn't married years ago
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Women you catch your man watching porn, what is your reaction?
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>>34523800
I believe when you say you've been fucking around cause even retards know that simply sticking it away in some ETF/index fund is the way to go

motherfuckers have written books on setting and forgetting money management and here you are actually stressing over this.
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>>34523800
Just put it in a money market account until you get some balls.
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>>34523802
>>34523803
I’ve told her as much and her response was “this is our money now and some guy in an office isn’t going to give a shit as much as you do”. I don’t know how to respond to that.
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>>34523809
same
did they also start joking about never seeing grandkids/seeing your kids too lmao
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>>34523810
Call him a cuck, maybe divorce him.
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>>34523745
Their dicks dont lose actual physical mass, they just cant get hard easily anymore.
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>>34523810
Angry smash
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>>34523796
Nta
Positions that put tension on the pussy are good, positions that are trying to tear her intestines out through her back aren't.
Anal in missionary or mating press position is decent but it fucking hurts in doggy. I don't even like prone for it that much but it's a lot better than any position where his dick is trying to snap back to his stomach through my ass without stimulating the vag.
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>>34523813
"If all it took to get rich in the money business is personal investment in your money investments, everybody would be a millionaire."
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>>34523815
dramatic are we dear
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>>34523810
vomit and he just lost sex privileges
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>>34523817
Same thing
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So for this post >>34523566 and every post before it, if I hover over the time of post, I get a white pop up of how long ago relative to me that the post was made. But for the following post >>34523571 and every post after, I can't get the white pop up. Anyone know why?
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>>34523629
Idk what that other femanon is talking about, anal with my bf is best during doggy or prone. Maybe it's because his dick is straight instead of pointing straight up?
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State gender
What's the most dangerous food you'd be willing to eat?
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>>34523822
That’s a good one, thanks anon.
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>>34523800
So just hire a guy. If she's leaving you in charge of it what's stopping you?
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>>34523810
Immediately demand sex and reprimand him for not at least asking me to flick it with him.
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>>34523830
Femanonussy
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>>34523829
it's because she doesn't want him to see her asshole or poop on him
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Dear women

I have made pans tommorow with a black midget escort, she is going to shove a butt plug in me and then put a leash on me, I will then spend a half hour eating her out and if she needs to piss I will drink it.

If I met all you qualifications for a bf but still did this, would you still date me
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>>34523814
No they're not passive aggressive about it like that they've still got my sister
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>>34523831
He's not that interested in you. You're back up validation.
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>>34523827
I'd rather have ED than a babypenis. At least you can larp that it used to be great in its prime and it might look ok.
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>>34523830
meat that has been in the fridge for too long, moldy vegetables that had the moldy bits cut off
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>>34523830
>his dick under the desk
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>>34523837
no lol
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>>34523841
Cope and seethe
We should outlaw viagra
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>>34523829
Yeah I'm thinking about working with an upward curve
>>34523836
I feel like you don't know what mating press position is if this is what you think lmao
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>>34523830
F. I like eating salmon sashimi, knowing that salmon is one of the most parasite-ridden fish available raw. I just tell myself that I can totally trust the restaurant.
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>>34523843
Stuff found under your desk you would also eat:
>half an onion ring
>stale potato chips
>chewing gum
>a mouse
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>>34523830
>most dangerous food
What does this even mean?
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>>34523845
Nah it’s fucking great to have a boner for 4 hours that’s hard as a katanas edge while rolling on molly wondering if your heart is going to explode and doing the Patrick Bateman fuck flex as you stare at yourself completely flushed red in the mirror as you pound your woman out over a vinyl sheet and covered in massage oil.
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>>34523796
Legs up missionary is fine. By careful I mean, being careful he doesn't penetrate too deeply and roughly, which is why I don't like doggie. For anal, I don't like hard thrusting or pounding because it hurts too much. I like when we're positioned in a way where I can move with him and penetration is a little more controlled, and idk where it feels more fluid between us and more intimate
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>>34523847
It took me forever to stop being scared of sushi and sashimi. But I'm glad I got over my fear.
>>34523850
Anything that could be seen as risky to eat Sushi being a more mild example. That rotten maggot cheese from Sardinia being a more extreme example.
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>>34523846
I do know that in that position he's not in direct eye contact with the asshole and that if she doesn't shit it doesn't immediately all flow down and over him, yes
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>>34523820
>>34523829
Interesting,
>Maybe it's because his dick is straight instead of pointing straight up?
sounds reasonable. Cause when you do missionary, a straight out dick will still bend like a pointing straight up dick (which mine is like). Very nice to know, thank you for the input.
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>>34523849
I don't have a desk.
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>>34523800
Throw it into the S&P and call it a day.

If she's dumb enough to think your current strategy is wizardry, she won't make a better decision herself anyway.
>>34523803
>hire someone
>financial advice
Agree with this poster, in the sense that you shouldn't listen to random idiots online. Do not ever fucking pay for a financial advisor.
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>>34523851
disgusting
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>>34523844
why not, what part of this makes me undatable
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>>34523858
>Throw it into the S&P and call it a day.
We're about to enter a global recession, though.
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All this talk abt dicks yet none of you have the guts to post yours..
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>>34523861
you already know/10 bait
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The woman I thought I loved had entrapped me into getting raped by her uncle.

A girl I dated in college invited me to her uncle's vacation home on the Pacific Northwest during one of the semester breaks. Nothing too weird about that.

But her uncle, who we were staying with, was a known homosexual. Enough of a prominent homosexual that the local people would not allow their children anywhere near him in case he tried to corrupt and rape him.

My ex-girlfriend, girlfriend at the time, had told him that she was my beard. That I was a closeted homo and that I needed some man action. Even as I protested and told him not to do it he dragged me into his bedroom, locked the door behind them, then stripped me naked and fucked me.

After that, and after we both returned home, I broke up with her. I cut off all contact and never spoke to her again. But that did not stop her from sending me packages in the mail, or threatening letters showing up under the door of my dorm room or in my P.O. Box.

I will never forget how the first woman I thought I loved got me raped by a homosexual.
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>>34523852
If you're on top, you'd have the most control though, so is it also just too deep and painful if you're on top?
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>>34523866
I left mine at home
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>>34523863
Feel free to try and time the bottom then mr. burry. Bears have correctly predicted the last 900 of the past 3 recessions, at the end of the day you gotta keep your money out of diminishing assets like USD and the best move is to throw it into a market of some kind.
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>>34523866
Moid hands. Classic move of pretending to be a femanon asking for dick pics so you have an excuse to post your own.
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>>34523866
But then everyone would know they don't have 7"+ like they keep boasting about
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>>34523858
My strat is so basic. I run the wheel on dividend funds and use a little bit of margin because the dividends pay the fees and then some.
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Women, do you expect to be able to grip your hypothetical moids cock with two hands?
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>>34523872
I’m witterally a feminine lil lady but okie dokie >:[
>>34523874
Who cares, body positivity for penises too.
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>>34523866
if i had postworthy meat i wouldnt be hanging out in this shithole
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>>34523868
please post your smut somewhere else
>>34523877
yes
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>>34523877
No. I want to play with >him with one hand and cover >his mouth with the other
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>>34523866
Sir, this is a blue board.
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>>34523867
no i dont, is it the prostituiton or the particular sexual acts themselves, or is it thats its being done with a midget
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>>34523877
yes in the sense that im not fucking someone smaller than that
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>>34523830
I'll eat sushi from a reasonable place (there's been like 1 sushi place I did not like cause it felt waay too cheap), I'll eat raw oysters from a very reputable place, I'll eat left out rice for a while (asian), I'll eat left out pizza for a night.

Lots of things I've left out for 24 hours or less, I'd probably be okay with.
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>>34523866
I've posted it several times before.
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>>34523883
Okay yea ur right
… hand pics then?
Would a guy here ever post his feet?
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>>34523882
see this is why I'd never want to be famous
imagine just living your life and some disgusting obsessed freak posts shit like this about you
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>>34523884
it's you being a sexual being, deeply disgusting, like a contamination disease trying to spread
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>>34523800
If she says she wants you to take charge of her money, then take charge of it by having an advisor manage it. You being in charge means you make the decisions
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>>34523889
>nobody should have fun aah
You're not famous anyway.
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>>34523877
Yes, but he's not hypothetical.
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>>34523886
I like sushi eel rolls or just good fried eel in sesame oil, because eating eel reminds me of licking pussy
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>>34523894
it's not fun to be sexually harassed by gross people
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>>34523810
Ask him if I may sit with him, and promise to be good
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>>34523868
Go away, JH. You have disgusting fantasies.
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>>34523896
dis nigga be licking greasy fish stank vagina
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>>34523897
Nobody is sexually harassing your shitty ass.
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>>34523830
If she hasn't taken a dump between then and the last time she washed her ass, girl booty is super tempting. I'd really hope to end up with someone who likes buttplay, so she puts at least a little effort into a clean ass. As a guy, you sorta want to stick yourself in a girl, so if I'm eating ass I know I really want to stick my tongue inside.

Not really expecting to find someone like that though
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>>34523892
I'm confused you want your bf to not be a sexual being, like at all?
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>>34523896
I can see why God saw fit to make your existence a punishment. May you find peace.
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I got sexually harassed by femanons in the thread once and it was nice.
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>>34523898
tranny moment
>>34523903
we're talking about you personally but your oblivious bait is pretty cringe anyways, good luck with that
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>>34523905
Is it really harassment if you liked it tho
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for lunch, I shall be having lasaganana
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>>34523901
you are sexually harassing me right now by forcing me to be reminded of the fact that something like you has sexual urges
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>>34523904
My continued existence is a punishment, just not to me.

God put me on this Earth to challenge other people by making them rise to anger and violence through pure impatience and irritation. I may not be God's Strongest Soldier, but I am his Good Soldier Schwejk.
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>>34523909
No, you're forcing yourself to read my posts because you're a cuck and you like that.
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>>34523899
Epic namedrop you obsessed fag
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>>34523829
No, it's because it hurts too much. Prone is good though

>>34523836
I spend a lot of money keeping it lasered and bleached lol
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why won't anyone asnwer my question about the black midget escort, except for that one troll. Just as clarification the man would not be seeing the midget while dating you it was just something he had done in the past
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>>34523854
I guess I don't know about many risky foods, or have never cared to investigate the risk.
>>34523855
> do know that in that position he's not in direct eye contact with the asshole
So no you don't understand. He's going to look at the asshole to put his dick in that's a dumb fear to have if you're going to commit to anal. If you don't want him to look at it don't tell him he can fuck it. I'm suspicious that you have some sort of fetish for being shit on and I'm disengaging from this conversation lol.
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>>34523876
Not trying to. You didn't give much info. How long has it been since he's texted, who texted last and what did it say, were the plans he mentioned vague or did he have an actual plan/suggestion?
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>>34523830
Raw milk
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Why do pubic libraries no longer use the Huey, Dewie, and Louie decimal system?
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>>34523877
I can barely fit both my 3.8 inch wide hands on my dick but this is surprisingly easy to achieve for foids since their hands tend to be small and slim.
>>
Indian men can’t catch a break
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Do you have a homosexualist best friend?
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>>34523926
Competency crisis uncca Scrooge.
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>there are men with 4 inch penises itt right now
no judgement but how do you cope? serious question im legitimately curious
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>>34523933
Always weird seeing these kind of posts pop up, it's either homoerotic since the anon is thinking about others dick and felt the need to start a conversation about it, or projecting confidence, which is that Anon is the only one with a 4inch penis.
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>>34523915
It’s something you take to your grave. I bet a bunch of chicks ITT have given bloweis to a few suspect guys and, probably loved it at the time, but they’re never gonna tell you about it and it doesn’t “count” for them. Regard it the same way. Not something you or your partner want to hear about with respect to your past.
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>>34523837
>>34523915
No femanon wants to willingly date men that have paid to have sex.
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>>34523933
F, wondering what's wrong with 4"? Sounds like just enough to feel good, it won't hurt my cervix, and deep throating would be so much more comfortable and enjoyable?
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>>34523938
Which is funny, because dating is men paying to have sex, just dressed up behind social veils.
Femanons actually love men that pay for sex, they just don't like it when they're paying for woman other than them.
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>>34523931
Yeah. The most masculine dude I ever met, never in a million years would have clocked him as gay. He hunts, fishes, big dude that works out and has crazy charm with women but I never saw him take one home. I mean, it kinda makes sense in retrospect, but still, the dude could easily kick my ass. Great guy tho, if I needed to go bury a body tomorrow he wouldn’t ask any questions.
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>>34523935
>man comparing dick with other men is homoerotic because... IT JUST IS OK
I never understood this meme. We don't do it because we want to suck them. It's like comparing height or strength
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>>34523936
>>34523938

But why is it so gross, If I have been tested and can prove I'm clean what is the big deal.
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>>34523945
>The most masculine dude
I already know he's gay, only closet homos have this mental block
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>>34523946
Anon.
I don't know what kind of homoerotic upbringing you had, but that is gay.
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>>34523898
hot and comfy
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>>34523950
anon is from the circle jerk, group couch porn sesh era, they play cum chicken with each other
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>>34523869
Pretty much, yes. I've never actually done it with me on top, but I already know it would be too deep especially with gravity. Psychologically I'd feel way too exposed as well, idk I like the feeling of being "underneath' or held. It feels safer while doing something so vulnerable
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>>34523935
It's usually small dick guys who get off on being humiliated and want to hear people trashing small dicks.
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>>34523947
Think about it man. If some chick you knew sucked off some random musician in a parking structure after the performance, you wouldn’t judge her for that a little bit? It’s the same shit.
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>>34523947
If I would never have known those specifics without you telling me that's what's gross. I didn't need to know that and now that I do know I look at you differently.
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>>34523950
By this logic I pick up my dog's poop because I have a scat fetish, or a dad bathing with his 4 year old son means he's an incestuous gay pedo.
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>>34523964
No, you pick your dog's poop because social etiquette says you shouldn't leave poop around, you compare dicks because you're gay.
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>>34523948
The thing was he was a “player” with girls. It’d take nothing for him to wrap them around his finger but he’d always just string them along. And he’d do it for fun, I guess.
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How to proposition male friend for sex
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>>34523962
IME, men who are vague and noncommittal with plans and irregular with responding to you, don't care about you or want you. They may sporadically write you and offer crumbs, to keep you as a backup or possible hookup.
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>>34523966
That's also part of the compensating camp of homoness.
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>>34523940
Not 4 inches, but it's the same feeling small breasted women get, but slightly worse. There will be men who definitely take big boobs over small, but there's a good set of men who love small boobs. There aren't really many women who'd obsess over a small dick, but there are who'd obsess over a big cock. And there's a function to dicks. You say it's sounds enough to feel good, but many women would say it wouldn't.

Guys just gotta find the girl who likes their dick for what it is. But same for girls and boobs
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>>34523971
If he's less attractive than you, you just ask, if he's more attractive, you just roll the dice.
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>>34523957
But women are expected to be pure, men are not

>>34523961
Don't you want a bf thats honest with you about his past and who he is, wouldn't you appreciate his sex positive attitiude and openness
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the point of talking about dick size is to see who's the 'better man' basically. women don't talk or feel jealous of other girls' breasts sometimes?
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>>34523978
that's gay, posturing is gay
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We need to shame large cocks
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>>34523980
Says who?
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>I bet a bunch of chicks ITT have given bloweis to a few suspect guys and, probably loved it at the time, but they’re never gonna tell you about it and it doesn’t “count” for them
Women, got any such stories to share that will be lost in the 4chan black hole, where you'd never tell irl? If you namefag, remove it.
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>>34523978
Woman here. We don't obsess over our tit sizes the way some men obsess over their dick sizes. It's definitely weird to always be thinking about other men's penises if you're claiming to be a straight man.
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>>34523977
>Honest with you about his past
I don't want details of his sexual past unless he needs to disclose a literal crime, or an std.
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>>34523973
I honestly thought he was just picky. I figured he had a harem he didn’t talk about but apparently he had a Vietnamese twink bf for 4 years I didn’t know about.
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>>34523983
all the not gays
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>>34523980
>>34523950
>>34523935
>>34523965
>>34523989

You seem to be obsessed with homosexuality, anything you want to tell the thread?
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>>34523974
Ah, yeah, I can get that.
I guess it's quite a bit more than slightly worse though, because you can get a good idea of boob size through clothes, but for dicks you've gotta get right to the part where you're going to fuck, so more emotion and self-esteem is invested.
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Is this another case of anon "enjoying the company of men" too much, and he's confused his feelings of homoerotic arousal as competitiveness?

Anon goes to the gym to imagine other men's dick, but he copes by going "I'm doing it for the woman"
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>>34523977
It’s about the context man. Hiring hookers is just as sleezy as a woman being a groupie that blows the whole band. It’s sleazy. Not judging you, but I’m telling you the social connotation.
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>>34523992
Yes, it always is, men who posture and project and are aggressive are always compensating for something, if not a physical insecurity, it's usually shame for homo thoughts they have
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>>34523978
I've only ever been the subject of women's jealousy over my tits.
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>>34523971
That first response is all you need
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>>34523981
That's possible I suppose, but doesn't change the end result of him not being into you. Men will still fuck girls they don't like.
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>>34524000
Meant it more as warning, if he does keep coming back and breadcrumbing you or tries to hookup, it doesn't mean he likes you.
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>>34523985
>We don't obsess over our tit sizes the way some men obsess over their dick sizes.
not saying anything on the gay v.s. not gay issue either way, but penis size is also 100x more important to someone's overall attractiveness as a potential partner than breast size so this doesnt matter. Its like comparing height v.s. hair color lmao its just two different universes
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>>34523985
>Woman here

of course you are, you see an insecure man comparing himself to other males and instantly invalidate his feelings, bring him down and call him gay. very woman thing to do.
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>>34524005
See, it's not that that subject cannot be discussed, but the way it's discussed is important.

Look at Gay Anon's original post
>>there are men with 4 inch penises itt right now
>no judgement but how do you cope? serious question im legitimately curious

Woman is literally not a part of this discussion, this is Gay Anon starting a discussion about male dicks towards men with dicks.
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>>34524006
That cat looks so happy
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>>34523971
Why do you need instructions on how to be a slut?
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>>34524008
How do you know that's was a moid poster?
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>>34524012
>moid
Gay man again.
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>>34524008
>specifically preface my post to clearly state that im not trying to discuss that issue
>respond with it anyway
i do not care either way
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>>34524005
I see you're also a guy who unironically thinks height is way more important then it actually is.
>>34524006
If I'm invalidating anything, I'm invalidating his belief that women obsess over their tit sizes. And look, while body insecurities are normal, it is weird to constantly obsess over penis size while claiming you're straight. For the record, I'm not homophobic so I meant zero insults by that whatsoever, and I'm not sure why you decided to project that onto me other than "women bad".
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>>34523931
My best friend is a lesbian
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>>34523993
I don't see what the big deal is, I want sex with a variety of girls it would take a bunch of effort and time and frankly be immoral to date a bunch of girls to try out different kinks and body types so I use escorts, if anything I should be commended, many of the escorts I see complement me for showring, brusing my teeth, and using deoderant before seeing them I'm very cordial
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>>34524020
I'm a good person, but I failed as a man, according to woman at least.
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>>34524020
I want to believe...
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>>34523943
Men that say that should just stay as customers to prostitutes since they can't tell the difference.
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>>34523992
I go to the gym because I don’t want to become a broke down old man reliant on Viagra to fuck my wife. Muscles are armor for your bones and internal organs. You take one nasty spill at 40+ and you are walking with a cane for the rest of your life and don’t get to run around with your grandkids for more than 5 minutes ever again. Build that shield when you are young because it gets way harder.

Looking nice, cool. Clothes fit better. Being able to hike up and see a waterfall and climb over rocks with your spouse when you’re retired instead of sitting on a cruise ship which is basically a glorified retirement home is way better.
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>>34524018
>I see you're also a guy who unironically thinks height is way more important then it actually is.
No I personally don't care about superficial things that deeply in general, I'm just putting it on a scale for rhetorical reasons to make a point. Very womanly thing to ignore the logic being asserted in a statement and immediately assert some projected emotional, psychological undertone into every single aspect of it though.
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>>34524026
Okay, but do you engage in homoerotic comparison while in the Gym, that's the main point, don't be so insecure and dramatic
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>>34523984
No
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>>34524027
>Very womanly thing to ignore the logic being asserted in a statement and immediately assert some projected emotional, psychological undertone into every single aspect of it though.
This is pure projection on your part. Men in these threads always act like all women are height queens no matter what, Really not unreasonable to assume the same from you.
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>>34524018
i wasn't even the 4 inch dick guy. but everyone saying he must be gay for "obsessing" over dicks and being insecure about his is stupid.
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cavemen police be like
>Don't make me do it!
>Rocks fired! Rocks fired!
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>>34524036
Refer to >>34524008
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>>34524036
>And look, while body insecurities are normal, it is weird to constantly obsess over penis size while claiming you're straight
How about you read what I actually said? I didn't say that body insecurities are a sign of being gay dumbass.
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>>34524032
I only member when he had long hair and sent me nudes from a public park bathroom.
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>>34523943
Yeah nah. I pay for a woman to come out to dinner with me because I regard her the same way as I regard the vase on the table. Ornamentation. Something pretty to look at while I eat because I was going to do this anyways and she’s an extra expense that amounts to a few extra cocktails on my part.
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>>34524025
It's woman who can't tell the difference, they be their own pimps.
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>>34524033
>Men in these threads always act like all women are height queens no matter what, Really not unreasonable to assume the same from you.
...Yeah, projection. Glad we could agree. Retard.
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>>34524044
Is he hung?
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>>34524043
and just because the dick is a reproductive organ doesn't mean that thinking about it in a non-sexual way is still somehow gay
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Women how much sex is too much sex?
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>>34524051
My apologies for offending your sensibilities your majesty.
>>34524053
Yes I agree, there is nothing weird about non-sexual discussions of the penis. My point is that it's weird to constantly obsess over other men's dicks if you're claiming to be a straight man. Do you understand the difference or not?
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>>34524054
More than 3x a week
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>>34524028
Homoerotic? No, because I analyze women’s physiques in the gym the exact same way as men’s. If someone has nice delts or lats or etc I recognize that. Appreciating the human form is not inherently homoerotic.
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>>34524052
Eh
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>>34524054
>Women how much sex is too much sex?
I haven't found that amount yet.
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>>34524059
That's kind of bi coded, slay king.
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Men, how much sex is too much sex?
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>>34524054
idk I've never felt I had too much sex, I don't think "too much" exists
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What does it mean if someone tells you "You have more issues than National Geographic"?
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>>34524058
When I fuck my gf 3 times or more a week her vagina gets sore and her period starts early
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>>34524069
It means they're cringe millennials that watched too many mediocre shows and are now trying to quip in real life.
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>>34524066
When it interferes with daily activities and responsibilities
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>>34524057
how do you know it's the same anon posting about dick size?
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>>34524066
Depends how rough the session is, my limit is usually twice or three times a week until I start getting friction burn on my dick and/or my body feels sore
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>>34524069
If you're a woman, he's just a loser who was trying to make you the bad guy. You're a girl-boss queen who is perfect.
If you're a man, do some self-reflect, work on yourself, and work out. Go to therapy if needed if possible.
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>>34524028
>Okay, but do you engage in homoerotic comparison while in the Gym, that's the main point, don't be so insecure and dramatic
I thought this redditor "erm, you're interested in [any form of masculine behavior of any kind in proximity to other males]? Lmao, deeply closeted homosexual constantly contemplating gay sex 24/7, are we chuddy?" mindset died in the 2010s, surprised to see it on 4chan of all places.
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>>34524073
>pedo boomerphile detected
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>>34524079
I'm 21F
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>>34524063
I don’t think so. You are attaching a sexual connotation to something that isn’t sexual. If I look at a building and appreciate the architecture or design of it it doesn’t mean I want to fuck the building.
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>>34524079
nta
>I've never met a real woman in my life and my only experience with women is internet memes
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>>34524080
>lmao
When did everyone start copying me?
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>>34524080
Anon
going "nice pecs" at the gym isn't gay
going "can you imagine being that small, lol" "like I bet his dick is small" "imagine, his dick, and his balls, lol"
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Ugh, just because I like to stare at other men's cocks doesn't mean I have any homoerotic interest in other men! Why are leftists incapable of understanding that you can platonically enjoy staring at another man's cock?
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>>34524083
Finding everything sexual is linked to late stage porn addiction, incels suffer from lust and think it’s okay when in reality it’s psychologically broken them
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>>34524091
Same way women can look at another woman and say, or most often think, “she’s got really great tits”. And they do this all the time and seethe about it.
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>>34523971
How well do you know him? What's his experience level?
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>>34524082
Kek
>You're a girl-boss queen who is perfect.

They gave you a vague comment. Someone saying that the earth is flat isn't directly a statement that can be attacked or critiqued. The real question is WHY do you think the earth is flat? What sort of issues do they or you think you got?
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>>34523720
You wouldn’t survive either and that why you’re land locked in a state of perpetual adolescence
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>>34524094
Straight women don't do this in real life. They only do this in media written by men.
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>>34524091
I can appreciate a nice bbc
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>>34524066
Based on how often I feel aroused, once per day is my limit and normally I'd go once every 2 or 3 days
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>>34524087
A straight man thinks about a woman, even when he's insecure.
You can gauge a man's sexuality by the way his insecurity manifests.

>Woman won't like me because my dick isn't big enough
Subject is woman, inadequacy manifests without a male subject
>Men with small dicks are pathetic
Homo territory, he could be referring to himself, but could also be other men, woman is not present in this discussion, he's becoming gay
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Men wil never understand the joys of being a woman and being able to stare at the opposite sex in public without looking creepy
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>>34523606
My gf loves my beard, which is in stark contrast because she is bad hairless from her eyebrows down
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>>34524084
Why do you say that?
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Would any of the single, lonely femanons date a fat a balding guy?
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>>34524103
Pfffftt get the fuck outta here. My wife has a fantastic rack and she gets stink eye from other chicks all the goddamn time about it.
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Women really think they don't look creepy doing creepy things?
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>>34523617
This post is so indian it smells like currycel
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>>34524108
You get to stare at women too! >:/
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>>34524103
do you really believe it when you type out "women don't compare themselves to other women" unironically or are you just too stupid to realize that's what you're saying?
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>>34524114
NTA but same my gf is Asian and always get bombastic side eye from white women in public lmao
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>>34524108
>wears sunglasses
You have to be 18+ to post here
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>>34524098
I have anxiety, depression, rage issues, some narcissistic traits, am extremely vindictive, my personality and beliefs change every other day, I mood swing every few minutes, I alternate between agoraphobia and extreme promiscuity, sometimes I hurt people that have never wronged me just for fun and stimulation, I love bomb my boyfriends early on but abruptly lose interest, I have around 20 misdemeanors on my record, I always cheat in relationships, etc etc
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>>34524111
>He believes the girl boss meme represents the average woman
>>34524114
Uh-huh sure, I totally trust your totally unbiased perspective there anon.
>>34524120
Since the men in this thread aren't getting it, there's a difference between being insecure about dick/tit size and constantly obsessing about the dicks/tits of other men/women. I can't believe this has to be explained, but I guess that's what happens when you're in a thread populated by autists.
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>>34523113
>>34523103
I'm not that guy, I'm the first guy. I'm large but not that large. I'm more concerned for her than about the sex (we just had a lot). Plus I know she isn't faking because she was walking funny from it.
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>>34524032
Thanks toots
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>>34524127
You WILL report to HR for asking Stacy what she was doing this weekend
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>>34524130
Based Gary as always king
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I cannot imagine having sex with a chestlet. Like, piv and she has a flat chest, just grosses me out on some fundemental level. Women without boobs is unnatural. Women, with or without boobs, how do you nandle your boob or no-boob status when it comes to sex??
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>>34524132
Gen z boss in a mini
>Gen z boss in a mini
Gen z boss in a mini
>Gen z boss in a mini
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>>34524132
this video never made any sense to me from an outright standpoint

i am a literal misogynistic incel and the video was just kind of gay and cringe made by zoomers, nothing really that crazy
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>>34524130
Is that you? Do you post on soc too? You look familiar
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>>34524103
They might not "seethe" about it like anon said but the definitely notice. Women are looking at other women all the time. They give each other random compliments when they deem it special. And they definitely compare themselves to other women at least by what they see. Small breasted women more "notice" larger breasted from insecurity, if they feel unattractive, they notice attractive aspects of other women. They'll share these thoughts amongst people they trust, so close F friends and perhaps the M gay friend, and the occasional very trustworthy M friend (me, which is why I know this). It's just a human thing. People get insecure. Everyone compares in some way. And insecurity about looks is ubiquitous amongst women.
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>>34524135
Thanks boss it’s been hard but rewarding
>>34524143
No
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this thread has basically just convinced me of two things
>there are far more gay/DL/delusional men out there than i thought
>never ever ever ever date a man who is not 100% absolutely het under any circumstance
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And there’s a hole in me
Just where you hid
You know you’re right
But just you didn’t fit
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>>34524149
Just date the moderates.
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>>34524134
If he followed my every instruction to treat it
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My autism masking program got an upgrade when I realized smiling is not using the muscle on the corners of your mouth, but rather the muscles under your cheek.
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Do fat white men even want a femanon gf?
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>>34524149
This is good advice but I learnt too late. Tbh you cant blame men. It's society and those who run the world that want men to become degenerate freaks, thus brainwashing them, indoctrinating them, same goes for women.
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>>34524127
>He believes the girl boss meme represents the average woman
Before I give a response, first explain this meme so I don't misconsture your argument, and then explain why you believe my post suggests I believe this represents the average women
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>>34524149
4chan is a poor representation of larger society for both men and women, go outside dumbass
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need fps gf
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>>34524149
>never ever ever ever date a man who is not 100% absolutely het under any circumstance
Man I don't even have an issue with dating a bi-guy, I just want him to be honest about it and not doing this weird shit where he masquerades his gay attraction to other men with weird "I'm just appreciating their cocks" shit.
>>34524158
The idea that women are celebrated and supported as awesome bad asses for everything they do no matter what.
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I met a nice girl earlier today :)
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>>34524139
I feel bad for anyone that has to work an office job underneath a female manager but then again I am reminded that women make perfect useful idiots especially in the workplace
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>>34524160
Why
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>>34524108
Uh no they totally do. Women are scandalous as fuck. They think they can feel up a guy no matter if his lady is literally right there standing next to him. They think it’s okay to put hands on a guy doing his laundry and then get surprised when they get knocked down when he runs out of the laundry room screaming “I’m sorry, please don’t touch me”.
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>>34524165
so we can gayme.
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>>34524156
I feel like I need to lose some more pounds and get a healthy amount of muscle before I'd be physically attractive enough for one
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>>34524166
Bro you are gay asf and never having sex
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Do I sweat so much because I'm just built that way, or is it because I'm morbidly obese, any former fatties?
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>>34524156
I have seen several that have gfs, they seem sad or look as though something is missing. Being fat isn't healthy. Guess thats why the jews made ozempics.
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>>34524168
A man without some chub is like an angel without its wings
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>>34524171
My gf is Korean and she doesn’t sweat even during sex her body just get hot and red
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>>34524171
Yeah, being a fat ass makes you sweat
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I should’ve smoked with that girl after the concert. I just hate cigarettes. Weed would’ve been nice tho
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>>34524169
Im married and have sex all the time. I don’t want some random bitch putting hands on me and violating the marital contract I have.
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>>34524159
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>>34524126
Uh, huh.

Let's say you born into a loving family, with parents with great jobs, who were always there for you, you supported you and pushed you to into positive friend groups and social activities, who fostered your mind and interests, who fed and clothed you well, who raised you in a community with supportive and loyal friends that also held each other accountable. If you were raised in this wonderful environment, do you believe you'd have the same issues now?

Do you have any idea of any environmental cause for these issues, or are they entirely genetic issues which you cannot control?

I gotta sleep soon
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>>34524171
Hi
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>>34524174
15-20% bf is the perfect amount for a guy especially that one that goes gym
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Women, grip a ruler.

How wide are your hands?
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>>34524149
Do you have a photo of yourself as a jailbird?
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>>34524130
Did you fuck BlueVal?
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>>34524182
I want a big man not a skinny little
boy
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>>34524178
If you don’t have the ability to control women around you then you have no business being married
>>34524179
Thank you Gary this speaks volumes about todays society
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>>34524156
Would you date a fat and balding Asian? :^)
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>>34524175
That's bad. You should be careful she'll get rashes
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>>34524188
I would not, I like white men only
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>be at gym
>see this gorgeous blonde again that said hi to me before and smiled
>was lifting next to her
>didnt even have eye contact or said hi cause felt shy

im a retard
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>>34524186
I am the perfect size but I’m already taken lol
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>>34524187
I control my wife, which is the only woman that matters. Controlling random sluts is not my obligation. You might as well ask me to predict the rain.
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>>34524191
I hate Chad looking mentalcels
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>>34524193
>perfect size
So you’re 300+? :3
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>>34524189
Lmao yeah she does especially during summer her skin breaks out horribly like she’s got Ebola or something, we are both winter lovers despite me coming from a tropical background
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>>34524149
Sorry, I haven't been following the gay/dick discussion. As a 100% not gay dude, what's wrong with the slightly or more gay guys?
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>>34524185
He's in canada. Of course not.
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>>34524196
im genuinely ugly
but im tall
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>>34524200
NTA
I have no issue with gay guys, the issue is guys claiming they're straight while constantly obsessing about other men's penises and then getting mad when people point out that's not very straight.
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>>34524202
You look like the 5 in that pic last thread.
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>>34524154
Have you never laughed or laughed out loud before?
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>>34524185
No. She has been nothing but kind to me and she’s a good fren
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>>34524195
>hot wife cuck again
Dude don’t even get me started about your abysmal relationship
>>34524197
I’m 6’2” 220lb built like a Samoan rugby front rower
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>>34524208
No man should be under 250
Especially a man over 6’ ft
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>>34524204
i havent posted in last thread in fact i havent been on atogay for a while now I think
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>>34524207
Did she like your nudes

>>34524201
Did you like his nudes
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>>34524210
I can gain weight easily but since it’s summer here I’m just waiting for bulking season to begin lol
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>>34524206
Laughing is laughing, understand what muscles to pull to make a smile is different.
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>>34524215
What’s the highest weight you’ve ever been?
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i like being 250lbs but at same time I think i lose like 1cm of my effective cock length from the fat around my pubic bones

but it does feel good to bench heavy
https://streamable.com/qhp7cc
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>>34524203
He's closeted or low key bisexual/low key homosexual.
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What is your honest opinion on white people?
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>>34524199
You are a jeet?
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>>34524220
Make a video shirtless plsplsplsplsplsplss
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>>34524222
I don't feel very special or superior as an autistic white woman. But I also think white guilt is cringe and retarded.
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>>34524218
I went up to 275lb during training season and I could barley breathe while running, but now I don’t play sports anymore and just work and go out with my gf, cardio and clean diet is key
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>>34524208
>im a cuck for not cheating on my wife and avoiding countless physical advances on my person

Run that one by me again. Not understanding how being a faithful husband, in the face of temptation, makes me a cuck.
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>>34524224
I’m Samoan lmao but I have Indian friends
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>>34524222
I fuck a few of their wives, so they're fine by me
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>>34524227
>275lbs
Hot :] ur gf is very lucky
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>>34524231
name on enjt
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Realistically any gf I have will be heavier than me.
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>>34524235
How slim are you?
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>>34524225
thats only for private viewing
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>>34524233
She is like 5’2” 100lbs I feel sorry for her lmao
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>>34524238
ur breaking my heart here anon : {
Do you at least have any other vids or pics willing to share?
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>>34524234
>a wild swarthoid appears
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>>34524236
137 lbs.
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Imagine being 30+ and still lurking atoga....
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>>34524247
some people don't have to imagine it lol
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>>34524243
I think I only have one foid friend who's over 130 lbs and that girl is a pawg so she's still hot
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>>34524247
>lurking

I'm an active poster
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>>34524250
I'm not complaining, fat women are plappable.
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>>34524161
>The idea...
Ok, so it seems we basically have common ground on everything, but you may have inexperience noticing sarcasm in writing. In HS my writing class was filled will really fucking smart people. For one day, the teacher gives us many things to read, and for one of them, she asks if anyone liked that particular one. Nobody raises their hand, and she reveals that it was the one deemed the best from some panel. Nobody in the class liked it cause nobody understood it was a sarcastic piece. The panel loved it because they understood it was a sarcastic piece. Immediately, I noticed that the piece was literally my sense of humour too. It's just I wasn't expecting it.

It was a < 5 min lesson, but since then I pretty easily find sarcasm when it's properly done. Obviously, if taken literally, the sarcastic point will seem odd to you. Then compare it with the writing around it, or the medium it's written in, or the person it's coming from. If you notice some sense of clear contrast, then you should consider whether the piece was written with intended sarcasm, because that's the only time it can possibly be done.

Again, look back at what I wrote. Do you see the contrast now? If you do this, you'll see it much more oftin in most mediums, and not look like you're caught slippin like my entire class was.
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>>34524253
How life like in ur 30s?
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>>34524247
All my friends are dead by their own hand. Mostly. Some went out a crazy way that none of you will believe. We sit, and watch, and get on with our lives. Waiting for the next guy to go, and we say “hey man, I’ll show up for yours”. And we mean it.

So, here we are. Waiting to die.
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>>34523831
Back with this little game are we
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holy shit Alysa liu is hot holy shit bro. have u seen her? omfg. jesus christ. california girls look like this?!?!?!?
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>>34524264
Most of them are mexican, you have to go the bay area for that brand
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>>34524095
Sure are
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Any 40+ year old anons who lurk here?
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>>34524241
not really no because im on my new phone so everything has to be taken anew

including the horny bait
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Thinking about women with big clits....
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>>34524270
Ur belly is so cute anon I want to marry you
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>>34524247
I’m 27 and already feeling like this, I’m making a social contract with myself to never post here again after 30 hopefully I will kids and be too busy to post here anyway
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Dear foids, what's the best way for the non-chad moid respond to mid mog to still keep some aura in your eyes post mog?
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How do I find a non-normie bf irl? Where do you all hang out?
I've tried everything:
>Duolicious
There's no one near me, I'm also not posting my face on the "4Chan dating app"
>Hinge, Tinder, Bumble, etc.
I asked for non-normie men
>Places centered around hobbies
I used to play games at/frequent a hobby store, it was all Redditors twice my age.
>/soc/
Please don't make me stoop that low
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>>34524279
You are simply going to have to hunt them down irl by their vibes.
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>>34524269
If there are, that would be immensely pathetic, like genuinely
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>>34524279
I go camping and hiking a lot but I don’t like to be bothered especially when I’m dopamine resetting
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>>34524279
M

I'm mostly at church or uni
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>>34524279
non-normie men basically just means unattractive.
because men who are attractive are all normies.
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>>34524282
Being a rude little rat for no reason huh
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>>34524288
nta
fuck you, dont use rat as a derogatory term
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>>34524279
>I'm also not posting my face on the "4Chan dating app"
People kept referring to "duolicious" and I assumed Duolingo had some dating app side hustle. Didn't know it was a dating app for spergs and weirdos.
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School is for girls, boys get pills.
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>>34524291
What why?
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>>34524292
It’s a data mining app for schizos so they self doxx for the government and big corporations
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>>34524279
Online gaems?
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>>34524294
Chud Dresden was hearing real people’s voices because telepathy is real and I’m tired of being gaslit that it isn’t
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>>34524295
rats are cool but have bad pr
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>>34524261
Far out. You alright, bro?
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>>34524301
Rats like to steal my food without asking tho, they r kinda cute tho
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>>34524300
I hate that he ruined one of my favourite books fucking chuds
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>>34524303
>they r kinda cute tho
good, you do get it
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>>34524306
My balls are bigger, get mogged.
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>>34524305
But he’s a real life version of Harry Dresden
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>>34524279
Can't you just use Hinge, Tinder, Bumble etc, and put in your profile that you're looking for degenerate autists and for normies to gtfo?
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>>34524308
Your dick is smaller though.
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Pardon the giant textpost, I hate captchas!
>>34524281
I'm severely autistic and do not understand "vibes" it's so fucken over
>>34524284
That's why I'm not really a "cold-opener" or whatever it's called. I don't want to bother anyone and if he says no I'll be too embarrassed to show my face again
>>34524286
I'm enrolling in college soon, so hopefully I will find my 4Chan husbando.
>>34524287
I don't care about looks as long as he doesn't have some sort of craniofacial deformity. I'm not a looker either.
>>34524292
GEG. It's a cesspool, don't go on it. It was okay-ish at first, but it's just bots, normies, and sellers (or all of the above) now.
>>34524299
Good idea, though most games I play are boring singleplayer games (DF, Noita, TBOI, Stronghold) or I'm too bad to play online multiplayer (AOE2..... I'm so bad at it)
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>>34524277
Foids, please help with this >>34524277
My new gf's former situationship will probably be at this party
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>>34524294
Chudjacks are specifically white humour, ESL’s and brownoids won’t understand them
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>>34524314
I was looking forward to answering your question but it's looksmaxxing brainrot that I can't even begin to understand. Sorry anon.
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>video says it's lightweight aerobic exercise
>exhausted after 5 minutes
I want to get liposuction on my ass, once my ass isn't so bulbous, I'd look normal since my frame balance compensates.
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>>34524313
>or I'm too bad to play online multiplayer (AOE2..... I'm so bad at it)
I mean, there are probably guys who'd teach you. You could try something a little less sweaty like OSRS, or that Final Fantasy MMO.
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>>34524310
Fine I’ll stick with my judge holden archetype
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>>34524288
No offense, but are you actually in your 40s? What's your current life situation?
I’m assuming you post here because something went wrong along the way, or you’re just wasting time. I just turned 20 and I already feel old. Some of my friends are already way ahead in life and some have even started promising businesses and I’m feeling the pressure to catch up fast. How do you not feel pathetic still being active here? Personally, I plan to stop posting once I start my full-time job in two months....
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>>34524313
>I'm severely autistic and do not understand "vibes" it's so fucken over
>I'm not a looker either.
hot
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>>34524313
You’re exactly like my gf god you people are so annoying, just go to bar or nightclub if you’re so “introverted” literal pick me nigga type
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>>34524313
You could try something easier like an MMO, there's all sorts of 4chan guilds. Or maybe some more casual games, idk see what games have a /vg/ community that is more than just shitposting and actually involves playing together.
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>>34524294
I feel bad for the guy, I feel like he was being experimented on just to cause people to be more afraid
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>>34524306
>>34524301
Rats cause viruses
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>>34524316
Ok, that was poorly written. Basically I'll probably bump into my girlfriend's old FWB tonight, and he's much, much better looking, and I don't want my gf to see my insecurity.
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>>34524320
Sorry for the confusion no I’m in my early 20s, I was also the person who asked if there were any 40 year old anons. I just wanted to talk to some wise older anons and I felt bad when that one anon was being rude to them.
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>>34524314
Don't let her go.
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>>34524313
Post your tits
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>>34524331
We're already there
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>>34524318
I forgot OSRS was a game for a bit, that's actually a good idea. I will try it. Thanks anon.
>>34524323
>just go to a bar or nightclub if you're so "introverted"
>bar or nightclub
>introverted
Sure.
>>34524324
I'll try that, yeah. I get kind of nervous when it comes to interacting with internet people outside of imageboards, but I'll swallow my fears and hopefully, at the very least, make friends.
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>>34524333
Yikes
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>>34524334
>I get kind of nervous when it comes to interacting with internet people outside of imageboards
Mood, MMOs are single player games for me because I can't interact with people.
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Bros?
I think they're going to sell Tendies at Costco.
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>>34524329
Thanks for clarifying!
I'm not sure about other women, but if I were her I wouldn't really care too much.
She chose you. She's committed to you. Unless she's cheated before (which, in that case, you shouldn't be with her at all), I don't think you have much to worry about.
Just focus on enjoying your time with your girlfriend and friends. I'd recommend not letting her wander off too far alone in case the guy tries something though lel.
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>>34524338
You could get 6 hotdogs for that
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I'm hallucinating music.
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I don't think people are ready to face the reality that "being nice" isn't a political belief.
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What does any of that have to do with asking the opposite gender a question
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>>34524344
That’s what leftist are known for, having empathy. And they lose a lot.
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Men, how obsessed would your gf get to be with you before it became too much? Would you let her put a tracker on your phone? Would you let her go through your phone?
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>>34524349
it's giving "I want to go back to 2016"
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>>34524352
No, and no.
I don't think i want a gf, now that I think about it, or maybe I want a gf with her own life type deal, but that usually just means they cheat since you're not present, eh.
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Whyte people...
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>>34524355
say wallahi son im crine
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sisters, my uranium glass should arrive today
state gender
would you drink from them?
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>>34524357
This is a bronze and silver household.
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>>34524334
>introverted
Bitch with enough alcohol you would falling on guys
>>34524352
Yeah she does all that and I have nothing to hide it’s cute
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>>34524358
impressive, very nice
but why not both?
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Not enough dick n balls itt
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Why does nothing I do ever work
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>>34524362
Cause you don't want what you can get
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>>34524352
She does that because she loves me
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>>34524361
I already showed my cock to a girl today thats enough cock showing for a month
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>>34524368
repent
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>>34524368
precisely why I'll never send a woman anything unless we're already fucking, and even then, because before my image is even finished uploading, she's already got some other dudes nuts in her face.
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>>34524368
Whore
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>>34524369
>>34524371
>>34524372
:3
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>>34524352
For me, obsessed girl is more clingy, super affectionate, an over texter or caller, and really jealous. The first two imo is at best good or tolerable, but the last two could be bad in how annoying it could be.
For the obsession you wrote about in your post it sounds more like controlling and invasive in a scary way, and I don't really wanna be put on a leash like that. Imo, I'm against phone searching since I think we should both be able to trust each other. Like, I'm okay with both of us giving our passwords but not you can randomly search my phone while im sleeping to see if I'm cheating when there is zero reason to check. I mean if you got a good reason, yeah go check, but wanting to read all my family texts or texts with friends just because sounds bad to me.

I do would really like to have an obsessed gf, since I'm the type to be obsessed with her so we can be obsessed together, but i want it to be in a healthy=consensual way. Lots of physical affection, above average clingy isn't bad if I can be so too, but I'm not into the 24/7 we have no life outside of each other type of relationship, or one where we dont' trust each other
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>>34524374
oh, you're that performative rapist
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>>34524375
I just remembered Find my Friend is a thing on the phone...

I guess that's okay. Maybe adding a car tracker? Idk
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>>34524374
thats seven rosaries for you to cleanse yourself again
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Should I get drunk and text my ex-girlfriend tomorrow night? I failed my final exams anyway so I'm probably not gonna continue college, which was one of the big reasons she dumped me, because she wanted me to go back to the wage cage so I could get an apartment for her to live at rent-free. I might as well do that at this point. I have a new gf but still miss my ex. She dumped me 5 months ago. I already thought of a harmless question, saying I found one of the gifts she gave me while cleaning out my car (actually it was a collectible she had 5 of so she just gave me the extra one) and ask her if she ever finished her collection.

I know she's probably having sex with a nigger now, but I figure it's worth a try. It sucks because the asian girl is nice but I can't marry a non-white woman.
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>>34524379
posted it again award
you're one pathetic worm
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ever had peanut ice cream, not peanut butter, but peanut flavored, there's a difference.
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>>34524382
probably, I don't really remember, pistachio or hazelnut is better anyways
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Women TERRIFY me.
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>>34524386
Boo
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>>34524379
>I'm dating an asian girl but I'm thinking about my white ex who's probably having sex with a nigger right now

This is the most ironic post I've seen in months.
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>>34524376
I have no idea what you are talking about desu
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>>34524339
Thanks
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>>34524387
AHHHHHH
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>>34524379
>I know she's probably having sex with a nagger now
Why would you assume that?
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>>34524381
that's why I need to do it
so it's resolved

>>34524388
How is it ironic? It's true. She's actually a lot nicer, sexier, sluttier than my white ex, treats me way better.
Basically ZERO friction compared to the two white women I dated who had demands.
This asian girl just enjoys my presence, is grateful for my cock, doesn't make demands and isn't bitchy.
But I still want a white woman. Even though they're fucking awful.
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My favorite ice cream flavors is either ramune or salted caramel.
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>>34524254
*just finished crying to the end of the new wuthering heights*
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State gender
confess your sins from the past 24h
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>>34524398
M, I ate icecream, I'm going to cope about it by recalling that random tweet I saw about how eating icecream is healthy and good for gainz after workout.
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Lightly beating up femanon
Femanon lightly beating up me
Ryona with femanon
my appendix has burst
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>>34522889
3
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>>34524395
>ramune
What is that?
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Women how would you react if your ex who you loved deeply and cried for months about after he broke up with you told you he was secretly 10 years older than you all along?
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>>34524406
I would not do such a thing.
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>>34524338
bring back polish dogs and stracciatella or I will shit on the floor and cry
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>>34524405
I think it's like the japanese interpretation of lemonade back in ye olden days or something.
It's usually this aquamarine color.
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>>34524410
Makes more sense than blue raspberry
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>>34524405
shoujo ramune? A game where you RAPE HARD
>>>/qst/
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>>34524398
Jerked off again
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>>34524406
I would find him and I would make him dissapear. For good.
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>>34524396
I heard that movie sucked, the book was good though.
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>>34524394
>But I still want a white woman.
Then why are you wasting both your and her time? Break up already.

>Even though they're fucking awful.
The whole worldview just seems like one massive paradox you have to bend over backwards to justify that you must have a white gf or the west will le fall but everyone hates white women
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>>34524413
straight to the dungeon
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>>34524352
sounds like a perfect girl
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The sun has fallen, billions must sleep!
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>>34524419
I'm sorry but what does Power have to do with that post? She isn't an inkling of yandere.
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>>34524414
What if he admitted it and wanted to get back together, professing his everlasting love for you?
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>>34524392
because she's white.

>>34524417
>Then why are you wasting both your and her time? Break up already.
Because I don't want to give up a sexy girlfriend who will actually go hiking with me instead of complaining she's tired after 1 mile.
White women are literally worthless compared to asian women. It's like they aren't even attracted to white men.
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>>34524405
Cream soda flavour
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even people have lickable toe beans and I'm tired of pretending they shouldn't be removed with a pizza cutter and collected. collecting at femanons house first, where we@?
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>>34524430
this some tinderella type bullshit
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Had a burger for dinner, it had mustard, beef patty, beetroot, pickles, red onion, ketchup, hot sauce, and cheese on a toasted sesame seed bun.
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>>34524415
One of the worst movies I've ever seen, like it's so garish and ugly it's actually offensive
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Gee, Femanon, have you been biting your fingernails again?
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>>34524427
>[she must be fucking niggers right now] because she's white.
>White women are literally worthless compared to asian women.

I dunno what's more pathetic, denying yourself happiness by refusing to marry someone of another race because of what people on 4chan will think if they find out, or spewing all of this bile about white women and then wondering why you can't find one to marry.
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>>34524379
>>34524427
brown hands
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>>34524434
bravo
>>34524436
ew no
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Femanons, I will bite your fingernails, pick your nose, and pop your pimples for you.
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>>34524427
>because she's white
Saar, are you aware huwite women are the least likely demographic to racemix? And those that do are more likely to be with latinos than blacks?
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>>34524440
that's gross
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>>34524427
>>34524379
>t. Sissy Cuck
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I love fidgeting with a femanons nails for some reason. All my exes complained that I'd just hold their thumb and run my finger against the nail gently.
lord forbid a man has a hobby
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>>34524445
Sounds like autism stimming
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>>34524446
might be
but its super satisfying
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I really should just end it all if I can't do anything right
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>>34524448
shut up, bro.
either go do it, or just shut up, move to africa or something
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>>34524448
>Try to end it but don't do it right
>Wind up like the guy in Metallica's One music video.
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>>34524446
nta but no. pretty female hands are fascinating and the nails are the best part. the hard feel of the nail is just nice. I used to do it to my mom when I was a little boy, she had very pretty hands.
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>moid dislikes girl or is angry with her
>finds out she has a massive chest
>immediately switches up like a switch being flicked, treats her nicely and suddenly wants to be nice to her
i try not to hate men but they make it so difficult
i have seen this happen 3 times btw
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>>34524448
>I really should just end it all
>cant do anything right
dont do it anon, you might botch it and end up in a worse position than you are now
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>>34524425
I would never love him.
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>>34524450
>>34524454
True!
I guess I'll wait for someone else to do it
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>>34524437
It's not because of 4chan. OR people in my real life. They'd all approve. But I have pure white ancestry going back 400+ years, VERIFIED by my own research, and I don't want to be the one to put an end to that.

>>34524438
I'm whiter than you.

>>34524442
Okay it was hyperbole, still, she's banging some other dude now I'm sure.
But then, I've banged other girls, so I guess it's even, and I'm not a cuck if I contact her?
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I love him and I hope he loves me too UvU
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>>34524458
the fat and balding guy
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>>34524458
men are incapable of love
sorry to say
they’re all evil! evil evil evil!
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>>34524452
>moid dislikes girl or is angry with her
>finds out she has a massive chest
Why is he angry with her before he even knew what she looked like? Was she trolling him online?
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State Gender

What are your top 3 most taboo fetishes
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>>34524442
its honestly kinda sad that white dudes have been brainwashed into thinking white women hate them or constantly race mix, its just nowhere near the truth lmao
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>>34524452
I'm sorry, my weakness is controlling women with big boobs.
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>>34524460
That's me :^)
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>>34524464
Fuckin real good
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>>34524464
feet
knifeplay
showing affection
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>>34524464
F
idk if its an entire fetish per say but I once (just once) found the urge to masturbate to cerebral palsy 'porn'
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>>34524452
>/fit/izen feels ignored by women all his life
>starts lifting and dieting
>women find out he now has a good physique
>they immediately switch up like a switch being flicked, start treating him nicely and suddenly want to be nice to him
>/fit/izen is filled with contempt for women for being 'superficial' when he doesn't feel like he's really changed, he just lost weight.

Many such cases. Society cares about looks more than you think and you're only embarrassing yourself if you get mad when people self-report.
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>>34524467
you'll never be him
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>>34524464
M
Getting pegged is probably my only taboo interest. For example: no one thinks wanting to edge a woman is taboo, right?
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>>34524464
M

sex in public
cumplay
feet (but literally only >her feet, I swear she did this to me on purpose)
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>>34524464
futa
ntr
chastity
not proud of it but it is what it is
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>>34524464
M
Blood play
Fire/Wax play
Biting
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>>34524472
No, that's actually me.
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I CANT SLEEP!!!!
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>>34524478
you'll never be him
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>>34524464
scat
loli/shota
certain forms of guro/cannibalism

>>34524469
>>34524474
>>34524475
>>34524476
>>34524477
Damn y'all are vanilla

>>34524470
Interesting, but I'm legit not even sure what that would entail
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>>34524470
how on earth does the thought of cerebral palsy gooning even cross your mind
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>>34524482
Try hard
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>>34524480
Why not
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>>34524480
Try jacking off.
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my little brother and older brother both killed themselves lmao
I don't know why I find that funny but I do
it's like there's a suicide gene or something lol
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>>34524484
I don't control what I find hot, anon
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>>34524482
>calling other people vanilla when you list fictitious fetishes from hentai that can't ever be acted out irl
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>>34524481
I am.
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>>34524487
Nigga you are next
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>>34524487
I saw your thread on r9k lmao
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>>34524482
If a brain could have check engine lights...
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>>34524482
>damn you're so vanilla
>says a man who's attracted to shit, kids and cannibalism
your ass should be locked up nigga
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>>34524489
I mean, some people absolutely do IRL scat stuff, not that I have an interest in doing that myself
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Atoga JO competition
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>>34524465
Well both my white ex-girlfriends would give me random shit-tests over stupid things, they would act hot-and-cold with physical intimacy, they would try to pay for dates, they would complain if I held the door for them, act all "strong" and "independent" and second guess shit I did, making it harder and harder to fulfill the "masculine" role they desire, but so often interfere with by henpecking their man into oblivion.

The asian girl, on the other hand, seems grateful just to fuck me. She calls me daddy and she always lets me lead things. She doesn't give me shittests. She is always enthusiastic and just happy to see me. No weird withholding of physical affection. No demands for more. Hell, she hasn't even asked me to be exclusive. I feel bad because she deserves better. I don't know how to end things without hurting her.
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>>34524482
this nigga beats off to POOP
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>>34524494
roflmao
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>>34524498
How do you win?
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>>34524496
Lmao, based
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>>34524485
I dont know, I barely slept last night and i was sleepy all day
>>34524486
Not horny right now
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>>34524496
Locked up for what? I'm not doing anything IRL nor do I have a desire to

>>34524500
Not the poop itself, but a cute girl (or femboy) excreting out a big log, yes
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>>34524487
the gene is called "shit family circumstances that make being alive miserable"
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>>34524501
Might want to take some precautions, bro.
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>>34524483
it wasnt exactly porn, but rather an ai chat bot of one, just roleplaying interacting with a person, hardly anything ever sexual. just story based (?) idk how to phrase it
as for why cerebral palsy of all things, i think it might be this slight attraction i have to physically disabled men, im not proud of it but i also wouldnt complain if i ever got a disabled boyfriend or had a bf who was in an accident that left him crippled.
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>>34524506
>Locked up for what? I'm not doing anything IRL nor do I have a desire to
sure anon sure...
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jaggin off now, see ya later
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>>34524496
Someone put this up on polymarket. I'll put $100 on anon getting busted for something before 2033.
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>>34524497
>being intentionally obtuse

you know we're both talking about guro, loli, and shotas not being realistic
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>>34524509
>but i also wouldnt complain if i ever had a bf who was in an accident that left him crippled.
Sheesh, femanon. Are you BPD?
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>>34524509
oh thats actually kind of sweet then
>left him crippled.
i had to be bedside caretaker for my gf for about a month while she recovered from serious surgery/injuries. She kept apologizing constantly for it but honestly it might have been the most intimate and close ive ever felt to a person. i think thats just natural
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>>34524455
You seem like a woman who has never been satisfied.
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>>34524425
He's not
>him
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>>34524502
Finish last
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>record my voice and listen to it
>don't sound that different
Huh
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I think I've only been to the dentist three (maybe two) times in the last 20 years.
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>>34524517
lol no, all right in the head, jst a weird thing i have,
>>34524518
yeah you get it
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>>34524523
How's your dental hygiene?
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>>34524464
Male

Big tits
Athletic women
Milf
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>>34524464
Male

Facesitting
Meaty pussy lips
Big clit
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>>34524531
I brush twice a day and floss once, last time I went to the dentist I had one filling and none the time before that.
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>>34524536
golden star for u anon
good job
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>>34524464
M
>ugly bastard
>corruption
>defloration
I'm pretty vanilla
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>>34524543
Ugly bastard?
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>>34524464
men really are a lot less degenerate than you realize
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STILL CANT SLEEP!!!
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>>34524550
I told you to jack off and you refused, you're on your own.
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>>34524549
they aren't being honest
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>>34524554
doubt it, why would they lie on an anonymous place
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>>34524555
because the truth would get them into legal troubles
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>>34524555
because it doesn't confirm my narrative
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>>34524553
I did and it didnt help
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>>34524557
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
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>>34524543
>defloration
Probably one of the most taboo fetishes here. Femanons are often quite defensive about their bodycounts.
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I had sex with 6 different guys since the begin of my bachelor degree… am I a slut?
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>>34524561
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>>34524563
Yes, but sluts are awesome. When do you graduate?
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>>34524464

This >>34523004
Getting JH pregnant
Maybe whipped-cream up the ass but it sounds dangerous
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>>34524562
>>34524563
damn boys, the bait-o-meter is off the charts rn
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>>34524514
Have a good jack
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>>34524565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rationalization_(psychology)
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>>34524563
Obviously, if true.
>>34524568
Just a funny coincidence.
>>
Women, thoughts on being proposed through the big screen on a sport stadium?
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>>34524569
Thanks, faggot.
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>>34524570
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_disability
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>>34524573
Back so soon
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Who is Gary
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>>34524574
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
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>>34524566
>>34524568
Ok, I have to confess I’m actually a guy and It was with 6 girls. I just wanted to see if I would get slutshamed if I was a woman. You guys passed the test. People say 4chan is full of mysoginists, but they’re full of shit. Lots of chill dudes in here. Graduate in 3 years.
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>>34524577
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary
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>>34524577
Julian's ex boyfriend
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>>34523597
What am I supposed to do?
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>>34524580
Gl, bro
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>>34524579
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_fallacy
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>>34524577
Some sociopath from Canada with a trashy women breeding fetish
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>>34524582
Sexian
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>>34524584
Gl?
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at what point do i just accept she owns me and i'll never be someone else's?
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>>34524580
I find sluts like you gross, but it's ultimately not my problem, I'm not fucking them.
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>>34524586
How is breeding a fetish
That’s like saying hunger is a flavor
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>>34524589
who? why? how? where? when?
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>>34524591
>her tongue tasted like hunger
wow, so powetik
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>>34524591
Almost everything can be a fetish, it is what it is
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>>34524592
ex GF, the rest is irrelevant.
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Are there threads or posts you still think about? There was a thread on adv about an anon with a mentally challenged female friend who has putting moves on him like just putting her hands on his crotch and he was very conflicted about it, anons were telling him he should take advantage to get an obedient sex dispenser but he wouldn't listen to them. I wonder what happened to them.
She drowned when she was young in her aunt's pool and they were able to bring her back but with brain damage due to lack of oxygen. Her parents were encouraging the relationship added to the conflicting feelings. I wonder how they are doing now.
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>>34524593
>>34524594
Hunger is the best spice and Breeding is just the result of having sex
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>>34524585
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
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>>34524596
that anon on pol claiming to be some old money nobody, talking about shoes
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>>34524597
Everything is moderation
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>>34524588
Good luck
>>34524596
The alien invasion dreams
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>>34524600
I have a sex fetish, and it’s more akin to hunger
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>>34524598
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu_quoque
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>>34524602
Yeah we know, you like to put your dick into trash
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>>34524604
You don’t yell at thirdies for breeding like rabbits why the hell am I treated so differently
>>
isnt it crazy how we can just talk to real life ppl thru here in real time. hello mister anons behind the screen
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>>34524606
because we'd hoped a white man would have at least some semblance of dignity and intelligence, you also don't yell at rats for breeding because they don't know any better
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>>34524606
ENTJ was there today, though
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>>34524607
hello mr anon, you have fingers
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>>34524608
Here’s the thing, buster; I ain’t white.
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>>34524611
obviously not, no
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>>34524610
we should interlock fingers
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>>34524601
>Good luck
I initially read it with hank hills voice as good lord
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>>34524608
There is some credence to the r/K selection theory
That said, Nippon is better at it
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>>34524617
yeah, because they have less brown people
>>
Do you guys like King of the Hill?
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>>34524619
rick and morty is better
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>>34524620
I find King of the Hill to be more relatable, even tho it’s really far from my culture. I enjoy the slices of life. Plus the characters are really complete.
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>>34524607
Who is we?
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>>34524625
any and every one in these threads
right now.. 'we' is you and me!
hello hello hello
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>>34524617
>r/K selection theory
it has some outliers, but the tendency is there, complexity requires more quality than quantity
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>>34524625
>>34524627
We are Anonymous
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>>34524636
but ur still an anon behind his computer or phone screen, i know that mch about you
it makes me feel close to you like we are friends
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>>34524637
I prefer the word comrades
>>
Would you like Emilie Bierre to be the next James Bond Girl?
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>>34524638
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>>34524638
that works too <3
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>>34524639
It won't happen, she's not black.
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>>34524643
>She must be black
What do you mean? Denny Villeneuve dosen’t always give the role to black women, what about Incendie?
>>
Plus the favorite in line for the role is currently Sydney Sweeney.
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>>34524645
She'd only work in a Roger Moore style Bond movie.
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>>34524546
The classic ones, but delinquents and monsters are fine too
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>>34524342
Write it down. Record it.
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>>34524569
I'm back, well I was done like an hour ago, but I decided to play some VR shootan after the jag.

VR is fun, I should buy the quest 3, or I wish the valve frame had passthrough, would make the jagging more fun.
It's either No passthrough, or let zuck watch my jack off, sad state of things.
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how to stop being lonely chud
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>>34524658
jag it off
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>>34524659
been there done that, didnt help
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>>34524662
skill issue, loneliness is a choice, plus why would people want to be around you, when your own company can't even satisfy yourself. lol.
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>>34524663
fair enough.
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>>34524665
ugly chud is not a choice, but being a lonely ugly chud is.
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>>34524658
nobody has the nerves anymore to spend time with people in their freetime after having to deal with humans all day at work already, having friends and not being lonely is reserved for the upper class that doesn't return from wage slaving totally beaten down on a daily basis, sorry anon
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>>34524668
im 19 in uni. my degree is hard so i dont have much time to see people anyway but i hate feeling so lonely.
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>>34524572
Literally my dream
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>>34524677
yeah, and everyone else is in a similar situation
I feel like this is a symptom of the insane performance and perfection pressure that has been on the rise since social media has become a thing where everyone takes life way too serious and nobody has the energy anymore to relax and have fun, ofc there's exceptions put if you zoom out, it paints a bit of a bleak picture
I hope you find some people to hang out with soon, not like you need ten, one or two would already be nice
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>>34524685
samefagging moid hands
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>>34524690
nope, neither. You weirdo
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>>34524692
I almost believe you, weirdo
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>>34524572
>>34524685
Why are extroverted people so cringe? Yes, they're the only ones eligible for relationships and marriage, that much is understood. But why broadcast it everywhere with every occasion?
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>>34524697
it' not real, anon made it up based on one ragebait social media post he saw about some outlier situation
>>
Are ugly or handsome men more likely to rape?
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>>34524685
Why?
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>>34524703
Ugly people, it should be noted that both are raping, the women just feels more comfortable going against the ugly man
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>>34524688
right?! all i see on social media is people grinding away, and i feel pressured to do the same. but productivity doesnt actually bring me joy. it feels like everyone's worth is measured by how much they achieve these days rather than just living
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>>34524668
Real
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>>34524703
when a handsome man rapes, its not considered rape
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>>34524715
what a retarded thing to say lmao you must never leave your house
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>>34524717
He's a dalit
>>
I'm handsome.
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>>34524567
>Getting JH pregnant
I need an explanation as to why this is top three taboo-level stuff. Does it imply noncon or what?
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>>34524720
Hey chad!
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>>34524723
I lack the confidence for it.
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>>34524720
did your mum tell you that
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>>34524720
Every femanon thinks ENTJ is hot even Cheswick
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>>34524677
Quit and find a job now while you still have time
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>>34524730
Yes. Along with some men and women. I always thought they were lying to me.
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>>34524733
i work as well as study
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>>34524735
Doordash isn’t a real career Poohinder
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>>34524703
Most rapes are inflicted by men the women personally know and are acquainted with. Most of the time it's likely not the first sexual encounter between the two. Therefore, yes, handsome men are quite likely to rape sometimes.
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>>34524735
Do you work with other people?
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>>34524731
Nah, only Cheswick, and she thinks trash bum like Gary is hot
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>>34524739
yes
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>>34524740
F. ENTJ has nice pecs
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>>34524743
>t. ENTJ
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>>34524737
what the hell is a poohinder
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>>34524743
>>34524690
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>>34524745
Don't take ENTJ seriously, Indians live and shit rent free in his mind
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>>34524744
F. torontopajeet is the ugliest brownoid swarthy looking moid on /adv
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>>34524749
t. assblasted male vindaloojeet from Brisbane
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>>34524748
what did indian people do to him?
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>>34524745
This is Poohinder also known as Torontopajeet one of the popular namefags that posts here upwards of 16+ hours a day
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>>34524753
>he thinks I’m Indian
>he thinks I live in Brisbane
Lmaooo actual poorfag jeet cope
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>>34524755
F. max level ick reached
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>>34524755
Was this a real guy at one point but he left and ENTJ misses him so much he can't let him go?
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>>34524762
Its literally a fake enjt, he's both of them
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>>34524697
Being a judgy bitch is cringe.
>>34524701
Not made up, I genuinely want this. What part of this makes you rage, it’s pathetic.
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>>34524762
Is this your best attempt to post without the assistance of chatGPT saar?
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>>34524762
Nothing in this sentence makes sense brownoid third world ESL detected and identified
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>>34524756
>torontopajeet is broke
Who the hell could’ve guessed
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>>34524771
He probably spent all the money simping for JH and currymaxxing
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>>34524762
F. if you’re going to insult somebody at least do it using English shitmoid
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>>34524773
Kek rejected by his own thread crush brutal
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>>34524775
F as in female? genuinely can't believe women are capable of racism.
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>>34524777
Lucky 7 trips of truth!
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>>34524778
As much as I hate to admit it, ENTJ is right about indians. The worst experiences I’ve had with men have been brown.
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>>34524778
First day on 4chan, eh.
We get a lot of tourist kids like you here.
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>>34524782
okay, thats a really fair point although i feel like its important to differentiate between indian born indians and western born indians with western values. all men born in non western countries basically see women as fleshlight house slaves, so the racism is kind of justified
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>>34524786
>all men born in non western countries basically see women as fleshlight house slaves
Wait.
I'm a white guy, born and raised in one of the richest western countries and I wanna fuck my woman like a fleshlight.
Is that really so wrong?
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>>34524792
fucking her like a fleshlight is fine during sex but outside of sex surely you would treat your woman like a wife not a houseslave
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>>34524793
>replying to bait unironically
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>>34524793
>like a wife not a houseslave
They're the same thing, but am I saying that in a woke way or a chud way?
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>>34524793
Yeah, I am actually rather egalitarian and progressive, certainly by 4chan's standards.
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>>34524795
considering where we are on the internet, im going to assume the latter.
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>>34524796
yeah not backhanding your wife for speaking is progressive by non western standards, but its nothing to be proud of if you live in a civilised country
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>>34524798
Wrong
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>>34524801
sonion im crine. say you swear
>>
How can I make it so my boyfriend feels blessed and grateful to me for being sexual with him?
Is getting an undeniably sexy body the secret? I want him to be as excited as he was when we first met.
>>
He’s /ourchad/
>>
>>34524806
Who?
>>
>>34524806
Are all femanons going to share ENTJ in equal time sensitive portions? I don’t think so
>>
>>34524805
not this shit again
>>
Lustful, sinful fleshly desires.
>>
>>34524806
>>34524810
Nevermind, it's ENTJ fellating himself again
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>>34524805
suck his dick girl idk. or peg him
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>>34524800
Ye, I only choke when it's approperiate.
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>>34524806
Bring him to me.
>>
Getting the urge to buy useless battlepasses again.
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>>34524815
What possses mentally ill women to simp for a narcissistic brown man is beyond me
>>
>>34524824
i really dont think they do. its gotta be all the same guy.
>>
>>34524810
M
I’ve know him longer than any of you whores fuck off
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>>34524824
no femanon does that
>>
I don,t even want to give you a (You) to point out how fucking stupid you are.
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>>34524824
>moid hands
>>34524827
Kek
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>>34524810
F. who said anything about sharing?
>>
>>34524811
What do you mean?
>>34524817
Well that's normal. But I want him to grovel and be terrified of losing me, excited to even get a crumb of pussy.
Is there no way to rekindle that?
>>
>>34524824
You have to ignore the spammer. He keeps invoking my name to attack some person I doubt is even here and then ignores me calling him a massive faggot for it. He's actually mentally ill.
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>>34524831
>I don,t
Found the saar
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>>34524834
>But I want him to grovel and be terrified of losing me, excited to even get a crumb of pussy.
You are not mentally well.
Get help and get better.
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>>34524824
This is basically Hasan all over again
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>>34524834
why are you feeling the need to do this? is not making you feel desirable? if thats the case you should just let him know how youre feeling or leave him. theres no need to play games
>>
>>34524840
Yeah but Hasan is a hottie
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>>34524842
it's bait some idiot keeps posting here, it's supposed to highlight how easy women have it to be desired
just ignore it
>>
>>34524824
How do I gain this level of aura?
>>
>>34524845
oh okay
>>
I love how we all switch to the discord when he's around.
>>
>>34524855
True, but please be more quiet about such things.
>>
>>34524855
hello did my invite get lost in the mail
>>
>>34524806
>>34524810
>>34524824
Stop talking about yourself.
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>>34524464
Male
Based on this chart
>Urine
>Rapeplay (giving)
Disclaimer: with consent and communication on each act extensively established beforehand. The real stuff still horrifies me and is a huge turnoff
>Sexual training (as trainer)
Also feet as a bonus
>>
>>34524263
My life isn’t a game
>>
I farded
>>
Atogan thread collapse
>>
Good

I hope you die I hope we both die
>>
>>34524934
>we
I haven't even posted in 3h.
>>
Slathered my breakfast cereal in sirancha this morning, beautiful way to start my day.
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>>34524855
We have a discord?
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>>34524943
Allegedly
>>
>>34524943
only if you want to be under the erratic whims of that fat whale
>>
Someone please tell me a story
>>
I’ve been having vivid dreams
>>
>>34524971
Same. And I usually don't dream at all
>>
>>34522873
I hate tattoos so fucking much. Literally looks like a skin disease.
>>
>>34524855
>>34524943
Who is we?
>>
>>34524992
We are Charlie Kirk
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>>34525000
My neck didn’t explode after saying gun deaths are worth it for keeping guns
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>>34524968
Which one
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Nobody wants to talk to me unless they want to and think they can fuck me lmao. Fake ass bitches
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>>34525007
nta but the boy and the devil pls
>>
Thread moving so slow, everyone will see that I'm pooping
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>>34524574
>>34524579
>>34524581
Anon discovers wikipedia today.
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Are wo-men more neurotic and aggressive than the default men because of their smolness?
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>>34525024
Women on average rank higher in agreeableness (opposite of neuroticism)
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>>34524979
I love >his tattoos.
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>>34525029
No, I think it was a different parameter. The opposite of neuroticism would be emotional stability.
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>>34525016
Okie, I gotta get home to the book later. I have to work today right after this oil change.
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>>34525037
Woops I fucked up
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>>34525021
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slowpoke
>>
Females, am I jerking off this morning? Reach a consensus among yourselves.
>>
>>34525049
no
>>
>>34522934
Probably the soap or sanitiser you use.
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>>34525049
>he may jerk off
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>>34522882
No, but I put a nigga in my wall once.
>>
>>34522945
Your friend is wrong. Punching someone from behind is excessive.
>>
>>34525049
M
You are free to do that
>>
Women, how ogre is it for me if I have a high, soft voice as a man?
>>
>>34525049
Only to mpreg
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>>34525067
I find most men have pretty high pitched voices, unless the artificially deepen it
>>
>>34523011
Get a job you bum.
>>
>>34525067
I don't have a femanon that relates to my taste so you're SOL.
>>
feel nice to have your cock worshipped
>>
How do you express anger at someone without yelling? I feel I've tried the healthy communication "I feel" and have gotten an apology and explanation for the thing I'm angry about, but I'm still just as angry, and still feel like I need to yell at them about it. Is that appropriate in a relationship? What else can I do to get the anger to fade?
>>
>>34525065
You a tranny?
>>34525068
What if I don't wax my carrot to pornography usually?
>>
>>34525078
try punching the wall, women love that
>>
>>34525071
Why are you lying to him? My voice is the first thing girls mention when I meet them. Teachers thought I was an early smoker because of my deep voice lol
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>>34525082
I said most not all, having a deep deep voice is very rare at least round my parts
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>>34525071
ye, my voice is very high pitched.
and I'm fat too.
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>>34523010
What did I win?
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>>34525079
No, I'm a (relatively) honest man who wants you to be free to jerk off this morning. It seems like women here aren't really interested in that.
>>
>>34525080
>exerting violence on inanimate objects
I've done that, it helps for a time, then the anger comes back. Do I just keep doing it?
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>>34525086
By virtue of being a woman, you win a boyfriend.
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>>34525067
reminder that your voice sounds deeper to yourself than it does to others, so your voice is even higher to strangers
>>
Am I sweet?
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>>34525095
No, you're mostly meat.
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>>34525078
How about you grow up
>>
>>34525098
How about actionable advice for somebody who wants to learn to healthily excise anger in his relationship?
>>
>>34525084
Well okay, but the point still stands.
>"omg Anon, your voice is so deep :D"
Is a common reaction from girls. If other anons have deep voices, they can confirm it. I'd also get accused of using a voice changer while playing online games.
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>>34525086
Plap
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>>34525089
nta but nah, it doesn't work, all so called methods to deal with anger is just trying to gaslight yourself that you're not actually angry, trying to not act on feeling angry, trying to not be angry anymore or to express your anger in a "healthy way"
all of them don't actually work, people that don't act angry either repress their anger and then it comes out in other places, like cutting themselves, passive aggressive behavior, committing a school shooting, and so on
the only way to not get stuck in this trap is to not get angry to begin with, you can achieve this by either not giving a single fuck about anything anymore so there's no point to get riled up about anything or by finding ways to avoid everything that could potentially make you angry
you can also try to start hating yourself so much you always feel like everything is your fault so you only get angry at yourself and can also take it out on yourself since nobody can really stop you from doing that
these are the available options besides just yelling, which for some reason we have collectively decided is unacceptable because not killing people wasn't good enough
>>
Well! Well well well well
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>>34525106
what?
>>
Fuck you, bitch!
*plap plap plap*
>>
My face has never looked cleaner. All I had to do was not pluck and scratch.
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>>34525099
If not wanting to hurt her and not wanting to damage stuff isn't enough to get over your niggerdy behavior and anger then you're a child. Go to therapy, fr.
You communicated. You have a bad habit to quit. Find other outlets like an adult.
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>>34525110
Wait till you find out that you didn't pluck and scratch ok it because it was getting cleaner and not the other way around.
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>>34525113
pretty funny coming from someone that had to go to court for beating someone up
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>>34525136
Rehabilitation. Ever heard of it?
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>>34525136
I'll selfdefence all I want. I had full lethal permission to rock his shit and that's why he ran away like a bitch.
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>>34525139
Why? What did he do?
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>>34525141
He asked why her kid is black.
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>>34525141
Did you not watch the last season of Keeping up with the /atoga/
>>
>>34525110
Can’t relate
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>>34525143
no
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>>34525141
Broke a bone. I'd have ended him and he knew it. He better stay where he is cause I'm tired of his shit.
>>
Cried like my mother was dead
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>>34525145
Me neither
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>>34525146
Who broke a bone? Him? You? Why? How?
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>>34525146
Based
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Impotent rage is kinda funny.
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>>34525153
What did you say cunt? Ill ash your fucking stipid heiiehagfywyejgibehwifbsn
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Good morning men, what have you taken accountability for recently?
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>>34525086
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>>34525156
>men
>taking accountability
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>>34525156
Nothing at all.
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reminder to not get any vaxeens for the upcoming plandembic.
you are welcome
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>>34525156
My loser life. My anxiety and fear of people and leaving the house has ruined my life and video game addiction. I will stop.
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Oh lawd I want some ebony cheeks on me.
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>>34525163
I plan on finding a job soon just have to open a bank account.
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>>34525162
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>>34525162
No I need it to fuel my autism superpowers
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Would femanons find it fun to draw on each other with markers?
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>>34525139
is that the one you chased with a machete?
how about the time you beat up your mom? did you get charged for that?
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>>34525165
Good work anon. Identifying the problems and how you've come across them is the first step to realizing and doing what you need to change.
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>>34525169
No
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>>34525173
Thank you. It's hard but I have good parents and a sister to help me get through it.
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>>34525169
no
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>>34525169
Yeah totally
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>>34525156
Everything because it's all my fault.
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Why don't the lonely, single femanons just
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>>34525180
Join my harem.
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>>34525180
They already did
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>>34525180
Why don't they just post genuinely instead of pretending to be turbofeminists and part of some sisterhood
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test
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>>34525180
It is not just for them to be lonely
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slightly burnt coffee :/
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Men do you notice when a woman unconsciously changes her voice around you?
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>>34525165
You don't have a bank account?
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>>34525189
No, when I talk to women, the only thing I'm paying attention to is how long before I can dip.
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Good thing I didn't do this as a teenager. I'd have checked all but three.
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>>34525189
They don't do that.
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How long does it take you to develop feelings for someone?
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>>34525189
Yes they are so disgusted their voice becomes infrasonic.
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>>34525193
Why did they edit out the virgin for femcel bingo?
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>>34525196
Apparently around eight years.
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>>34525190
No
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>>34525176
What was holding you back?
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>>34525196
Not very long at all, but I tend to lose feelings once I get to know them better.
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>>34525190
Had no need for it I would just pay whatever with cash
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>>34525189
I have noticed with a certain very horny woman I talked to, whenever she sent me erotic voice messages and got more lewd, her intonation would change.

>>34525201
How come?
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How many femanons are bisexual?
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>>34525202
I want to say depression but I was just lazy. I don't know I just want to change now.
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>>34525207
All the gooners are. Minus that one homophobic tranny if you want to count that.
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>>34525204
>>34525205
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>>34525086
What fetishes?
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>>34525200
How
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Incel? No. I am a Stemcell.
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>>34525204
So I guess you never had a job.
I got my own bank account at age 16, I think. Buying stuff online back then you either needed a CC (which we didn't have) or a bank account.
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>>34525207
Not I
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>>34525212
Wdym how? I need to be absolutely certain about wanting to spend the rest of my life with that person, no matter what and that how long it takes to figure out if that's true over a long time.
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>>34525199
It's still there on the bottom.
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>>34525219
You knew someone for 8 years before developing feelings for them?
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I’m a tardcel
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>>34525207
I think I'm just going to start calling myself a lesbian.
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Would you date a guy who takes his entire belt off before going to the bathroom, out of the loops and everything
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State gender have you ever done a magic spell?
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>>34523010
whenever i hear songs about people having sex i start crying
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>>34525169
My fujo bestie used to do that and I got mad ASMR from it but I'd prefer if it were eyeliner or something other than toxic substances that don't wash off well
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>>34525230
Yes
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>>34525215
I just used my mothers credit card if I ever needed to buy something online. Im 23 btw
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I am Iceman
I am, I am Iceman
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>>34525222
Yes, longer actually.
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>>34525233
what did you do?
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>>34525238
Hi Iceman.
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>>34525228
Yes, that's slightly more advanced than my ex who used to take his pants off to remove or put on a belt because he struggled to get it through the hoops while he was wearing them.
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>>34525231
Same
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>>34525086
Whore.
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>>34525243
Was your ex 5 years old lmao wtf
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>>34525239
What changed
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>>34525249
Nothing, it just takes time to really get to know someone.
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>>34525240
Cum sigils and blood sigils.
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>>34525230
I said the n word in front of a black guy and he turned into one
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noooooooo she ghosted me for 2 days
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>>34525238
Like Mr. Freezee?
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>>34525251
8 years of nonstop friendship? And then you developed feelings?
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If a woman doesn't prefer being on top I don't want her
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>>34525260
he ghosted me for 2 days…
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>>34525253
cringe
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I fucked them while they ghosted them
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>>34525230
>State gender have you ever done a magic spell?
No that's evil and you'll be more susceptible for bad things happening to you.
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>>34525230
F, yes.
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>>34525274
But magic is a double edged sword. Merlin was a wizard. Gandalf as well.
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>>34525275
cringe
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>>34525272
Wow another scum cheater, many such cases
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>>34525277
Careful, I'll do one on you.
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>>34525226
You keep getting mad when we do though
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I cannot deal with grief. I don’t know how, the only thing that works is forgetting what I was grieving in the first place
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>>34525067
That's cool, did you used to sing in the choir
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>>34525278
One persons cheater another persons treasure
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>>34525284
Doesn't even make sense. You're dumbass normalfag
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>>34525275
Can you cast me a lovespell? <3
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>>34525286
Doesn't have to for me to have sex
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>>34525287
Sure, any additional information you want me to have before doing so?
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>>34525292
>>34525287
It's bad don't do it. They're even making it into a movie why shouldn't do love spells.
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*casting hate spells*
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Men
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>>34525290
hm I think they should be soon and a peaceful relationship so no abuse or name calling also not a broad nose those are terrible
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>>34525302
Gotcha, I'll let you know when it's done.
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>>34525302
and im trans btw if that matters
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>>34525301
No
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Ummmmm hello?
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>>34525310
Plap
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I’d become a professional cuddler
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>>34525310
Yellow
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>>34525316
Haha I say Yellow sometimes
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I’d become a professional chuddler
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>>34525297
Dw, the bad love spells are the ones that are about trying to change someone's mind that doesn't want you because coercion and manipulation are bad. What anon is asking for is more of a love blessing to align with the frequency of love so it finds it's way into their life.
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>>34525170
Can't charge me for beating up my mother if I was a child and I walked in shorts in the snow to the police station to show them bruises from her. They told her to never instigate with me again because I could press charges and emancipate right there.
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>>34525318
What do you do? Tame chuds and make them tricks at the circus?
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>>34525322
And that isn't even what stopped her, she only shut up when they said that she'd have to pay child support if I emancipated.
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>>34525322
>child
why didn't child protection get involved?
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>>34525321
That's still le bad. You shouldn't do that anon.
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>>34524889
It seems like yesterday you had this same problem. I told you exactly what was going to happen and it did
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>>34525332
And why not?
>>34525302
I have decided on an altar ritual where I will write your post number on a piece of paper to make it personal to you, place it under a pink candle as a symbol of love and warmth, do an offering of honey for sweetness, decorate with flowers and heat shaped crystals, burn incense to make it rise to the heavens and draw one tarot card for communication. Do you have a little line, poem, prayer, lyrics or quote you would want me to recite whilst doing so? Best would be the first thing that comes to your mind.
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>>34525336
I’m not going to stop trying, one guy not rocking with me, off to the next one
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>>34525301
*Turns around and opens eyes, raises eyebrows expectantly*
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men shouldnt be allowed to play hard to get..i dont like this
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>>34525341
I'll keep my thoughts hidden just say if I do bad bed rid me for a couple days to purge the magic
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>>34525345
I'm seeing him everywhere....
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>>34525341
tranny cringe lmao
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>>34525345
Moid hands typed this. I fucking wish men would leave me alone.
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>>34525169
We did this in middle school and my mom was angry when I came home with marker on my hands.
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>>34525351
i have woman hands attached to my woman body thank you very much
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Ich been snezen!
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>>34525343
You say that but do you mean it. Or will you keep stubbornly trying to push through with this one because you think you won't have another opportunity. That's what happened the first time we had this conversation
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Today I learned not to walk after the grass was cut.
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>>34525345
it's funny though
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>>34525297
>>34525332
It's so annoying that people with your mindset exist.
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What is the deal with this?
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>>34525359
nope, look up the youtube videos on spells
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>>34525359
Even more annoying that crystal wicca fags exist.
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>>34525330
Idk. I didn't press charges. It was late and I only saw cops.
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I like thinking about her. I like saying her name to myself. It makes me feel nice.
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>>34523010
I filled this out and got so embarrassed about how many squares I had filled it. Kill me.
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>>34525366
how old were you?
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>>34525355
Clearly I do weirdo
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>>34525348
It's done. Good luck.
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>>34525368
Wanna date
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>>34525362
They often have an entire social structure inside work. Then bang dudes because they're horny and sometimes don't get enough time off to fuck their actual boyfriends/husbands. Typically they get pregnant the most when married so they have to get time off.
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Will women get the ick if they find out I like spitting and licking ASMRs?
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>>34525357
But that's the best time to walk. It smells so good I always have to stop for a couple of minutes to enjoy it. Especially if it rained.
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>>34525367
What if every time you do it, it psychically damages her
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>>34525374
We'll see about that. We'll see where you are in 3 months
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>>34525386
Where do you expect me to be
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>>34525382
Yes.
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>>34525387
In the same place more or less
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I can’t help but get envious of how ditzy/happy my girlfriend gets after sex, but I stay anxious and depressed. Why do girls feel significantly different after it?
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>>34525376
Forgot to add the four leaf clover. I added it, oh and I also used ink I made with oil lamp soothe and honey for the numbers.
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>>34525377
I don't think you want to...
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>>34525390
I have no expectations for myself but thanks for revealing yourself
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>>34525376
Thank you for the effort anon-sama. I hereby wish for you to enjoy your casting and web browsing
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I guess I had too many nights of decent sleep recently so tonight I woke up at 2:30am and can't get back to sleep.
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>>34525394
My god... You're perfect...
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>>34525394
What level of fujo are/were you?
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Hi
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>>34525395
What am I revealing. I don't expect much of you either that much I made clear
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>>34525396
>casting
Huh? Either way, thanks.
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>>34525394
do you have a clean version of this?
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>>34525384
Then I'll just think it.
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>>34525398
I cannot comprehend how this is possible!
>>34525399
That only kind of applied (hence the wiggly line). I thought I was a gay FTM for a little while. I never underwent any transition, I just larped as a male online and was an overly woke teenager.
>>34525406
Check >>34523010
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>>34525382
in my experience, they don't get the ick
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Please be autistic, I have patience.
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>>34525368
>>34525394
There was a similar chart for men and I nearly crossed the entire thing off too
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it turns out I have a fetish for big clits....
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>>34525408
I can fix you
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>>34525365
I don't know what that is, but it's probably also superstitious retardation.

Very few things in a human are worse than being superstitious.
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>>34525413
Guys just seem to like big things in general.
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>>34525396
>anon-sama
that's swiss
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Fair maiden, wouldst thou bounce upon it?
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>>34523010
I dont really consider myself a femcel anymore. Maybe as a teenager I wouldve ticked more boxes.
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>>34525409
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I hope my wife ages well. White women age like shit bros and she’s a little older than me
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>>34525412
Oh, really? What kind of stuff was on there?
I don't mind a lot of "incel" stuff. I just don't want to be hated as a person lel.
>>34525415
How will you fix me? I'm no longer trans, just tomboyish with a horrible sense of style.
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>>34525404
That you want me to fail
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Femanons, do you like looking at sexy women?
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>>34525430
Not really, I'd much rather look at some pretty flowers or art.
>>
Breaking news, femanons. Polycystic Ovary Syndrome has officially been renamed to Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome.
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>>34525419
Ew
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>>34525430
I'm not attracted to women, so sexy women aren't my thing. I like looking at pretty/cute women because they're aesthetically pleasing
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>>34525383
Not for my allergies
>>34525382
Human?
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>>34525427
Typical 4channel
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>>34525436
your fault for asking for stupid shit
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>>34525410
Are you sure? My last bf/fren said that and now he gaslights me on Internet forums
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>>34525428
I don't but I've seen this story with these characters countless times
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>>Man Or Bear centres on Alex (LaVera), a solo female backpacker who encounters an overly friendly male hiker traveling without gear who insists on tagging along. As his behavior becomes increasingly erratic, Alex is forced to battle her own intuition and a deadly wilderness predator in a desperate fight for survival.

Im trying REALLY hard to not feel like a lot of women hate me for my sex. REALLY HARD.
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>>34525430
Yes
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>>34525427
You're stupid if you think I am reading all that slop.
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>>34525444
Maybe if men didn't decide to hate all women and blame them for all the problems of the world because they can't get laid, women wouldn't have problems with them.
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>>34525442
>he gaslights me on Internet forums
Sounds schizophrenic.
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>>34525425
I'd make you sit around my house doing fuck all and buy you stuff
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>>34525449
>Maybe if men didn't decide to hate all women and blame them for all the problems of the world because they can't get laid, women wouldn't have problems with them.
I dont do that though.
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>>34525401
Is that you?
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>>34525444
I enjoy asking what kind of bear it is every time I'm asked this question just so I can talk about bears. I'd probably choose the man no matter what, but talking about bears is better than answering gay hypotheticals
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>>34525408
>I thought I was a gay FTM for a little while. I never underwent any transition, I just larped as a male online and was an overly woke teenager.
Sexual insecurity?
Trauma?
That dysphoria thing?
How do you look back on it?
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>>34525423
well my ex didn't got the ick from that
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>>34525451
What would you buy me? I'm not very materialistic.. I would probably only ask you to buy me minis and vidja.
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>>34525453
That's nice and all, but according to men, it's okay to blame all women even if a woman says "I don't do that though".
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>>34525408
Another ex-pooner?
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>>34525418
not true, I don't like big boobs
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>>34525427
Why are these comics so mean? I only like the ones with the nice black girl.
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>>34525394
>neotenous facial features
>feminine build
>good hygiene
>no acne scars
>NEET
>not into kpop
>not misandrist
>open-minded
>BPDemon
>hypersexual

Nice.

Tell us about your unachievable/fantastical romantic ideals, femanon
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>>34525461
>but according to men
not according to me though.
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>>34525469
>>34525453
Nobody asked for you to excuse yourself, you fucking autist.

t. another man
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>>34525443
You do though, and I don’t really need comments or concerns or critiques from someone who is salivating at the thought of me being hurt or alone
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>>34525464
How do you feel about big nipples, though?
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>>34525465
Bri'ish
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>>34525477
depends on the color
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>>34525458
I think I got inadvertently groomed.
I was a tomboy and didn't really know much about puberty as I went through it before any sex-ed classes, so I was terrified and hated every single normal change that happened to my body... When I started using discord, I became friends with a bunch of trans people. As I told them more about my interests and life, they told me I was I FTM.
>How do you look back on it?
It was fucken cringe. I'm not upset at the people who misguided me, they were my age or 1-2 years older, they were misguided too. I mostly just wish it didn't happen, as it caused even more self esteem issues.
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>>34525425
Found it. It's not really as incel-specific as I remember but it still does concern loneliness. I got all but 4 of them
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>>34525474
NTA. We being a pick me?
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>>34525418
Big foreheads can be cute.
Big voices are the best though.
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>>34525362
>high stress
>working with high-income doctors
>long, unpredictable hours
>most of their coworkers are women who do the same thing
It's a feature, not a bug.

>>34525430
>Femanons, do you like looking at sexy women?
It's 90% of my Instagram feed
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>>34525484
I don't think he is being a pick me, just very low IQ.
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>>34525480
Very dark.
>>34525485
>Big voices are the best though
I feel better now.
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>>34525486
I need to bang a Revy cosplayer
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>>34525482
Thanks, that's interesting.
How are you doing now?
I take it the "gay" part was that you were into men as a FTM?
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>>34525480
nta
Why do you think size being good is dependent on color?

I think thick nipples are better in general. This native american chick I knew was basically flat but had these hershey kiss sized nipples. I was obsessed.
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>>34525489
>I feel better now.
If you are JH, I would not consider your voice to be "big", but you do have a sexy voice.
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>>34525483
This one fucking hurts
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>>34525500
I'll take the other compliment, but how is my voice not big? Like it's not deep, but it's definitely loud.
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>>34525489
What should I fap to later?
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>>34525504
Mpreg.
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>>34525483
This made me feel better. Im truly loved.
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>>34525483
M
H
Recent health issues fucking my shit up.
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>>34525507
Hope your health improves anon.
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>>34525497
Thoughts on black baloney slices?
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>>34525449
Men and women as a whole generalize each other too much and it's harmful for everyone whether they warranted it or not
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>>34525503
I don't know.
It's girly and playful, which I don't associate with big.
A big voice would be somebody like Lana del Ray, with a certain depth. Or a woman I used to love.

>>34525509
Thank you, medication is hopefully helping soon.
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>>34525468
I don't think romance is unachievable for me as my standards aren't high, my ideals are definitely something out of a daydream (literally) though.
>Standards
Not a gooner or intense porn addict
Has hobbies other than social media
Not a normie
Not a manwhore. A nonvirgin is fine as long as he lost it in a committed relationship and hasn't slept around a ton.
>Ideals
Laughs with me, not at me (especially regarding my insecurities)
Has similar hobbies/interests (tabletop gaming, vidja, metal music, game development, reading, etc.)
Not vain and doesn't care too much about his/my appearance
A little fat. Not obese, but I like a bit of extra fat.

I can't really think of anything else. The longer I stay single, the more standards will turn to ideals, lel.
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>>34525401
Tfw no tall, goth gf
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>>34525504
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>>34525483
I used to be most of these, but now I’m not. WAGMI
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>>34525514
>A little fat. Not obese, but I like a bit of extra fat.
Are you the femanon who wanted an older bf the other day?
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>>34525513
I can make my voice deep.
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Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from youuu
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>>34525483
It's sad that you filled out most of them, anon. :-(
I understand a lot of it though. I try to stay optimistic in thinking things will get better but it's hard sometimes.
>>34525496
I'm doing a lot better. Still have self esteem issues, but not nearly as bad. Yeah, the "gay" part is being attracted to men. I was literally just a straight girl with boy clothes and short hair.
>>34525518
No, it's been a few months since I've been on this board or thread. It's nice, though. I love talking to strangers on the internet
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>>34525477
hmm how big?
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>>34525486
>It's 90% of my Instagram feed
To schlick to?
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>>34525521
>No, it's been a few months since I've been on this board or thread.
Not CB then
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>>34525521
>was literally just a straight girl with boy clothes and short hair.
Cute!
Always good to hear an anon doing better. :)

>>34525519
You... don't have to appeal to me, silly goose. lol
You're not going to record what I'd want to hear anyway.
>>
Remember shitting dick nipples?
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>>34525522
I guess pretty small overall, but wide relative to the rest of the chest.
>>34525525
>You're not going to record what I'd want to hear anyway
Not without a big fat paycheck.
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>>34525514
Those are quite reasonable standards
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>>34525529
>Not without a big fat paycheck.
Mhm, see.
I have my sources to get it for free.
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>>34525528
Was that ever a real thing? I know it was a meme, but I have no idea if there was ever such a thing.
>>
Remember the sun god penis from which all wind originates?
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>>34525533
That's fair. I wonder if FSA still exists.
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>>34525476
But I don't. I'm not rooting for your demise I'm simply observing the ways you hurt yourself
>>
Remember how hyenas give birth through their clit?
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>>34525540
Very helpful and not suspicious at all
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>>34525538
I haven't checked it out in some time and /soc/ in general interests me less.
There was however one incredibly depraved voice who went missing before I stopped frequenting it.
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>>34525483
>Have romantic fantasies about girls you see in public

This is the only one I hit besides no gf, but I'm pretty sure EVERYONE does this when single.
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>>34525549
Who are you hugging WHORE
>>
Can you find the clit?
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>>34525554
No, I'm a guy
>>
The struggle of having a girl who is infinitely plappable but having only a finite set of plaps to give.
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>>34525503
Are you the woman in a threesome relationship with your family members? You must be the weirdest poster here
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>>34525564
Family members? Idk where you're getting that from.
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>>34525554
M
Yes
>>34525549
XOXOX
XXOXX
OXXOX
OXXXX
XXXXX
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>>34525554
What's a clit?
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>>34525554
Generally inside the lips, small nub above the urethra and extends back into the vagina a little. Becomes more exposed when aroused.
>>34525555
Anatomically the clitoris develops into the penis for men so technically the head of your penis is your clitoris. They both have erectile tissue too
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>>34525542
Suspicious how. You clearly don't want help
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>>34525483
F
Please change gf to bf in your mind. Anyway I'm thankful for my family and my cousin who occasionally drags me along to hang out
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>>34525574
What do I need help with? Do you think you are capable of being helpful?
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>>34525554
F
Whats that?
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>>34525575
*head pats*
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State gender.
Favorite insult targeting your gender and race?
I like mayo scrote.
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>>34525579
F, colonizer foid.
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How can Jewish people be racist?
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>>34525483
Only because I have a remote job and I sometimes speak to femoid coworkers
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>>34525580
Women can't be colonizers
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>>34525584
They can be the foid of one though.
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>>34525394
Les be friens
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>>34525579
F
White trash reminds me of my childhood.
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Which do you prefer: A traditional maid outfit with a long skirt or a cutesy/cafe-style maid outfit with a short skirt?
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>>34525578
:3
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>>34525576
>What do I need help with?
The situations you mishandle so often and ask about
>Do you think you are capable of being helpful?
I tried to be but you reject what I say
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>>34525594
What have I mishandled, and what would you have done instead
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>>34525591
That's a guy.
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>>34525554
if it's huge yes :3
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>>34525579
M
White devil
Moid
I think it's cute when they call us that
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>>34525483
Change gf/woman/girl to bf/man/guy
I was unsure if I should check "rarely spend time with family" because, technically, I'm almost always with family. But... I never say anything. I just kind of sit in silence while they talk to each other or also sit in silence.
>>34525587
Yay :-)
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why is it that I enjoy harsh noise in music? it's seriously relaxing to me
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>>34525581
According to White Nationalists, just by existing. Anyways, prepare to be spammed with out of context Talmud quotes and random video clips of random Jews saying retarded shit.
>>34525591
The latter. They're more appealing.
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>>34525591
Long. I have too much ass. No cutout will cover it.
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You ever contemplate how being really into food is similar to being a gooner?
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>>34525605
it aligns with your internal state
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>>34525478
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>>34525483
I'm so alone. The loneliness is too much.
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>>34525591
Both are pretty in their own way. The traditional outfit gives an air of sophistication and elegance to her while the cafe-style gives a more cutesy and playful vibe. I can't decide between the two because I find both styles appealing. Maybe it depends on how it blends with her own personality
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Women
Is it not embarrassing for most of you to have the voice prepubescent boys?
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>>34525616
No, why would I want a man's voice?
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>>34525609
God that scene with Jasmine Rice getting double penetrated was so fucking hot I shot my mayo everywhere.
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>>34525612
oh that's concerning...
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>>34525620
indeed, thats why you should always pay close attention to the music someone enjoys listening to, it's like reading them like an open book
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foids, explain the allure of chad
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>>34525605
>>34525612
As an autistic person it reminds me of how sensory overload feels and it expresses it in a communicable form. It isn't comforting in the direct sense, but it makes my usually internal struggles feel heard somehow and that's comforting in its own way.
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>>34525622
Chad is a projection forced on us by bitter single men. There's nothing to explain.
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>>34525621
you know, that's something I have told people before but they just dismiss me as a schizo :(
>>34525623
this too, I haven't been diagnosed but I'm pretty sure I have autism, at least when I did a test online I got a really high score (wauw I'm good at something!)
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>>34525623
yeah, thats why makes sense
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>>34525616
No, it's a flex because I can yell like a man and it's intimidating.
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>>34525627
>they just dismiss me as a schizo
people don't like feeling exposed like this, they prefer to hide behind intellectualizing and rationalizing their preferences by citing taste, composition or similar things but in the end, you enjoy what you align with
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>>34525591
Latter, easy
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How to red/blackpill myself sufficiently so I realize my ex is a bitch and I'm better off without her? I want to move on.
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>>34525609
Addiction comes in many forms yes
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>>34525639
If she was, you wouldn't need to force feeling that way.
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>>34525633
>I can yell like a man and it's intimidating.
Troonpilled
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Moids, I just angrily wrote about you in my diary
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Men
Why do you feel led on if a girl turns you down after flirting heavily all the time?
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>>34525639
You don't need to pill yourself on anything. Just understand that what happened, happened and that life goes on.
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>>34525622
Not a foid but it reminds me of the bimbo archetype. She's glamorous, self assured, straight to the point with what she wants out of life, and gives zero fucks. When you're someone who is lost, unsure of themself, and feel constrained by their roles in life that kind of energy can potentially be a source of incredible relief that keeps you grounded in the current moment.
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>>34525644
wauw she is thinking about me :D
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>>34525554
The trick is to go down on a girl first so you visually see where it is, and to finger her while you eat her out so you can feel and know what areas she likes (g spot) for when you dick her.
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>>34525642
I want to artificially manufacture it so I can stop simping and get on with my life.
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>>34525650
Why are you simpong
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>>34525651
Because I can't get over her because I love her.
I'm cutting contact but she occupies my mind most of the day anyhow.
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>>34525639
Just know there is a 'special' someone out there waiting for you to be her prince charming so you two can be forever goon tards together
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>>34525597
Your little boyfriend situation and your dates and how he disappears and feeds you little breadcrumbs and how you didn't take the signal the first time. It's an addictive pattern but a common one
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>>34525652
Why were you still in contact
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>>34525654
This I doubt. I'm sure there's a mediocre woman with whom I'll have a mediocre life with, matching my mediocrity
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>>34525655
You think this is one guy?
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>>34525656
Thought I could salvage it.
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>broke down crying in my sim rig because I was not once bit by my bird like I used to be
fuck this isnt getting any easier
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>>34525639
Is she a bitch? If she broke up with you, that's a violation of the promise to stay together. That's all the reason anyone needs to hate their ex.
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>>34525643
Stop gooning your projections onto me.
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>>34525657
I met mine and have never been happier, granted I doubt they want to or will spend their life with me but I am enjoying the love, romance and passion that we have. Have faith. Have hope.
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>>34525661
No she's great. Ah fuck, failed again.
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>>34525669
So why did the relationship end?
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>>34525658
Don't give me that. It's always been the same guy don't pretend it hasn't
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>>34525645
>Flirting = Interpret it as she's interested in me
>Love hormones (dopamine, oxytocin, adrenaline) rises
>Turns me down = She's not interested in me
>Hormones go crashing down
>Large swings of hormones cause negative mood shifts
>Blame swing in feelings on her and leave to minimize further discomfort
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>>34522873
Femanons, have you ever sent or received nudes?
if not, do you look down on women who do?
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>>34525659
Salvage what
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I work with a russian woman who looks good for her age, but has the flattest ass ever. Is that normal for russians
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>>34525670
Differences with what we wanted out of life, and also she pulled a "it's not you it's me". I'll leave it at that.
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>>34525671
Lol omg
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>>34525645
I'd just cut her out of my life honestly
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>>34525673
No, no, and yes. You have to be an absolute dumbass slut to do that (both genders)
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>>34525674
The relationship
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>>34525677
And these differences are fully irreconcilable? You can't change your plans to be with her, or stay with her a few years until the differences disappear (if they can do so)? Does she still have feelings for you?
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>>34525682
Why would you want to do that
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>>34523010
Seems couple women hate porn here but watch it themselves... wtf?
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>>34525673
I got nudes yesterday actually (without asking) , no I don't look down on women that do that, well it's more like I don't care
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>>34525680
Why?
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>>34525673
No and only if they’re sending them to strangers
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>>34525679
This is why I think you'll fail. You're prioritizing selling me an inconsequential lie and being right in the moment instead of doing what you have to do. It's your own grave
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>>34525692
I haven’t spoken to my ex in two years, you being confused doesn’t mean I’m a liar
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Moids,
Is it true that you're mean when you like someone? I've had an experience with a guy who was mean to me and claimed he hates me, yet kept messaging me about how much he hates me. I thought he was retarded until I brought it up to someone and they said it was normal? WTF.
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>>34525685
Because I want(ed) her back.
What is this, an interrogation?
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>>34525694
That's not who I'm referring to and you know it
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my balls move a little when Im cumming

is that an ick?
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>There are women IITT who don't send nudes
In 2026?
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How hard is it to get an ethiopian gf as a black dude?
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>>34525690
because I already have a hard time understanding if someone is flirting or not. To actually have her flirt with me and then pulling away is just insulting
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>>34525702
They hate blacks
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>>34525695
depends on the girl
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>>34525695
NAG
> I've had an experience with a guy who was mean to me and claimed he hates me, yet kept messaging me about how much he hates me.
Now I'm just thinking about how I was bullied by boys in middle school, and if that was all because they liked me, then I see no issue in being a misandrist.
>>34525702
...Aren't Ethiopians black?
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>>34525708
Africans hate blacks more than anyone else
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>>34525708
>...Aren't Ethiopians black?
There is no group of people who hate american blacks more than african blacks
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>>34525645
Feel a little bummed, but that's the male dating experience. Keep your head up, give the girl some space and do your best to move on like trying to friendzone.
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>>34525702
African hate black americans
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>>34525709
>>34525710
Despite what you chronically online failures think, this is largely false
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>>34525709
Oh okay, I get what you're talking about. The conflict of African blacks and black Americans. That makes more sense. I think you should be fine as long as you're not a Pan-Africanist, as that tends to be what they really fucking hate.
>>34525710
>>34525713
Yeah I get what he meant now. It all has to do with how retarded the Pan-African movement is.
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>>34525711
Would it be confusing or misleading if you pretend to be jealous of any girls he talks to, or give him the silent treatment when he says he's too busy to spend time with you, or write a story where you and him are the main couple, but you only like him as a friend? Because sometimes you just do those things from a strong feeling of platonic affection, not romance
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>>34525708
I known you're baiting but I think it's quite silly to be "misandrist" because of the behavior of 13 year old boys
No more replies from me
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>>34525695
Uhhhh, light teasing is definitely a thing. I could see a dumbass conflating negging a girl with normal banter though. If anyone says they hate you, I'd take it as straightforward though and not signs of a crush. Along with the banter though, I'd also try to do very nice things to her which sorta varies on the situation
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>>34525717
>Talking about personal experiences is baiting
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Today I learned that Scandinavian and dutch women like black dudes
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>>34525716
Yes, that'd be dumb af, don't do that. If you reject a guy, treat him as such
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>>34525720
How about you and me have a little personal experience haha
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>>34525721
No shit, Swedish girls are fucked in they heads
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There is no worse body type on a woman than the jelly bean body type. Especially on a fat woman
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Women would a romance story appeal to you if both of them are inexperienced with love
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The trend of high waisted jeans on fat women needs to die. Do they not realize they look disgusting?
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>>34525654
NTA but I feel like no one will accept me for who I really am and how I naturally feel. My openness, curiosity, and ways of displaying affection seems incompatible with what many (healthy) women expect from a man because a lot of dudes are maladjusted and creepy about it. I think that no matter how much I put others feelings into consideration they'll never see mine as valid feelings too and it will always be a one sided relationship where they tolerate me and I have to cut off pieces of myself and constantly jump through hoops just to stay pretty and at least somewhat worthy of respect in their image.
>>34525688
It might be disgust with porn due to the unfortunately common acts involved but they may enjoy smut instead which doesn't involve as much risks for the people involved
>>34525695
If he's like that even if he likes you then he probably grew up in an abusive environment and sees that as normal behavior, which it isn't. Tsunderes aren't emotionally healthy people.
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>>34525726
the what
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>>34525731
If you went to the gym, you’d know what I’m talking about
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>>34525727
I don't read romance, I think it's mostly cringey, but I would definitely try this.
I think two inexperienced people clumsily falling in love is beautiful (and I'm jealous of anyone who's experienced it)
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>>34525698
You think I got ghosted 4 times by the same guy?
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>>34525722
Dumb? How so?
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What type of girl do men typically find sexier or is more popular with men?
>A: Clingy, emotional, high sex drive, openly romantic, jealous and possessive
>B: Independent, calm, low sex drive, undramatic, relaxed and not jealous
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Should I live in accordance to reality or the fantasies in my head?
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>>34525189
I only noticed once
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>>34525734
>I think two inexperienced people clumsily falling in love is beautiful (and I'm jealous of anyone who's experienced it)
Me too and I hope to but I know I'm probably too old for this to happen

What if the story was also very violent (though the two were never enemies so it's not enemies to lovers)
>>34525741
>high sex drive
That will probably be the more popular one lol
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>>34525742
Schizophrenics tend to go to prison anon.
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>>34525736
And you went along with it
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>>34525742
>Should I live in accordance to reality
Impossible
>or the fantasies in my head?
What do you think you've been doing this whole time?
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Denver is a shithole city
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>>34525721
They all wanna try bbc
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I love her she's such a cutie. I wanna gaze into her eyes.
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>>34525737
>You reject a guy but you "pretend" (wtf, WHY?) to be jealous of any girl
So what, he isn't allowed to be with anyone then for you to be happy? Unless you're exclusive, there's little justification for it when he wanted to be with you in the first place.
>Silent treatment
That's just dumb in general, not even a dating thing; nobody - not even your best friend or family - can always be there for 24/7. Being angry that people have lives outside of you is a you issue, not them
>Story
>Dumb, how so
Let's say a child writes a story about the murder of her parents by her hand (true story from my teacher). Is there no reason to fear an association between this story and the child's actual feelings? It's dumb on a communication level when no other information is *explicitly* given to him
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>>34525689
>I got nudes yesterday actually (without asking)
me too
same people "girls" keep saying they horny
I'm always suspicious of it, and presume they are scamming blackmailers using someone's else nudes.
One "girl" literally send me nude without asking and said, "do you want to trade for that, or pay me?"
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>>34525753
idk
Heavy flirting cranked up to the max is just fun
It's like a placeholder until you find someone you actually romantically like
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>>34525741
The sexiest and most popular girl will have a good mixture of both traits moderated out and flexible enough to accommodate various men's individual needs. It's like how a good doctor is the one who can correctly diagnose the patient and prescribe the right medication based on what's most effective. Some guys like some traits more than others and it depends more on the individual than statistical averages.
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>>34525673
Ye, no.
We live in an information age. Idc if femanon president sent nudes. Better than being a faggot like our current one
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>>34525747
It would have been physically impossible, two guys did it within days of each other. But I appreciate you thinking so low of me
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>>34525756
>Heavy flirting cranked up to the max is just fun
Oh yeah definitely. But both people gotta be on the same level. If the guy wants more, it feels more like dangling fruit you want but can't really have. And when the girl actually gets a bf she wants, it's gonna be like a dagger in the stomach.
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>>34525741
>What type of girl do men typically find sexier
>high sex drive
what a stupid fucking question
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>>34525745
I don't mind violence. I think it'd be nice if one of the characters got injured and the other tended to the wounds. It feels like a very tender moment.
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>>34525764
Not everyone wants to touch the town's petri dish
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>>34525764
nta, according to the bingo cards, a good number of women here are hypersexual
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>>34525767
A lot of them are mentally ill and started sleeping around extremely early.
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>>34525767
Yeah but only by their own estimation, they don't know how horny other people are.
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>>34525761
Right. As I said you're far too stubborn to help so I won't. I'm just watching the fireworks. Have fun with your breadcrumbs
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>>34525764
>>34525769
I misread the question, igrnore >>34525767
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Autistic pussy got me moving esoterically
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It's CHEWSDAYS bruv
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I want a gf I could pamper and have sex with but other than that I don't need a relationship.
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>>34525701
Sending nudes is a very 2018 thing to do. Get with the times old man.
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>>34525765
Considering she's doing the fighting I guess he could tend to her wounds
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>>34525729
Compared to what? Low waisted ones? Lol.
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>>34525780
I like that.
Do you have any more of the premise you could share with me? I'd love to hear more
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>>34525779
What do you zoomers do then? Sending thirst traps of your gyatt on TikTok with some subway surfers gameplay in the corner?
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>>34525785
Be asexual and don't consume any alcohol.
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Women are so beautiful. I wish one of them could love me.
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>>34525785
a girl i know gifted her bf disposable lighters with her ass printed on them
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>>34525771
Kk
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>>34525785
What do you think why the rate of young people having sex went down so drastically? Everyone's been scared into being sexless by the knowledge that if even a tiny thing goes wrong (nudes leaked, reputation ruined, pregnancy, std, just to name a few) it won't ever have been worth the validation or pleasure. You can get these much easier and with less risk attached.
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>>34525785
Fantasize about romantic sexual encounters and never experience them.
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Why are men so fucking stupid?
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>>34525784
Sure
I haven't written it yet or even started it but here's the premise
>girl's parents were killed by yakuza
>she wants revenge on the head of the family and trains for years
>now she's an adult, trying to fight her way through the yakuza
>she meets the son of the head of the family
>he has a grudge against his father (for reasons that will be revealed eventually) and wants to help her
>he slowly has to earn her trust and romance ends up happening
There's obviously other characters and drama with it as well and other aspects but that's the main premise, and while it's set in Japan I am in fact not Japanese
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>>34525796
Ignorance is bliss.
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>>34525796
Leaded gasoline
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Should I approach the girl at my work? I worried I'll fuck it up and embarrass myself at work. We don't work with each other but I don't want to be known as "that guy" at my work place
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>>34525800
You drink it?
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>>34525673
Yes, yes.
>>34525801
Don't do it unless you are ok with quitting if it blows up in your face.
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>>34525796
Too busy thinking about war
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>>34525741
If I had to choose, I'd choose A cause it's a little more exciting and I like that. Your question is fun, but if you want an answer for what sort of women do men like, to me I believe that both genders have bullshit issues that'll piss people off, but they present differently. Women with issues tend to be called crazy, but men with issues tend to be stupid, dumb, or childish.

Stupid men don't take care of themselves, and they don't take care of their girls. Stupid men aren't hygienic, they don't clean, they can't cook, they wanna marry a mommy, they're crass, they get violent and scary when angry, they aren't empathetic, they can't read women's minds, they don't appreciate their friends or gfs as much as they should, they aren't romantic, he never gives and only takes. They don't hold themselves accountable.

Crazy women are too emotional under stress, they lash out for irrational reasons, they push people away irrationally, they have expectations that they don't meet themselves or believe they do under delusion, they want guys to read their minds instead of communicating out loud, they hold onto grudges and obsess over things they shouldn't, they aren't calm, they need attention all the damn time and can't do shit themselves but don't hold themselves accountable.

These are all cliches, but you hear and see them all the time. Nobody is perfect, and you keep someone in your life because you're willing to forgive them of their faults as they do yours. If you want to be sexier or more popular with men, my shitty maybe flawed answer would be to be feminine but not crazy. I don't wanna type no more and hope its clear enough, I'm sure you're lovely as you are.
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>>34525803
Yes and I fap to it because I'm a degenerate with mental health issues.
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>>34525804
>unless you are ok with quitting if it blows up in your face.
I can't just quit from this place, it's one of the better jobs in my area. Although I am interested in relocating in the future. I wouldn't even be aggressive about pursuing really, it's just that my work place gossips a lot so I wouldn't want to embarrass myself, or her. It also feels awkward having to stand next to her at the end of the day and not say anything
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>>34525796
Heh, that's funny.
Sorry :(
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She has such cute feet
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why did femanons take all my usb adaptors?
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>>34525811
Then don't.
Even if it works out initially and she goes out with you you're still not in a stable position what if she dumps you and starts telling coworkers things about you you don't want them to know, or lying to make you look bad?
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>>34525814
Who? Show me
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>>34525820
They're mine
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>>34525818
Hmm....
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women how do you make yourself squirt, or how can a guy do it?
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>>34525821
Could you post them?
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>>34525828
No. All for me
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>>34525827
I do not squirt and don’t intend to start
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>>34525829
Understandable. I would have done the same.
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>>34525831
Boring
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>>34525815
Mmmmm adapting usbbbbbbb
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state gender
Are you currently waiting for a package to be delivered? What is it?
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>>34525831
why tho? Its so hot and be t it feels good
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>>34525827
Can be a multi finger / clit sucking action. Usually stimulious for the clitorus combined with some internal action gives it a nice go. Some women have it happen from just clitoral stimuli. There are other ways, but those are the quickest.
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I wish an older woman molested me right now
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I need access to females
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>>34525827
Depends on hydration and relaxation. Glandular release tends to not be purposeful.
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Should I get bangs
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>>34525839
M
No.
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>>34525848
maybe if girl, no if boy
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>>34525839
Wire strippers for work.
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>>34525848
M
Yes, please. Bangs are so fucking cute.
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>>34525796
Men have a wider iq distribution than women, so there's more retards and more geniuses. The retards announce themselves to the public while the geniuses slave away in offices. Bonus question: which of the two are more likely to have a girlfriend?
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>>34525827
I've already revealed trade secrets several times. Read a book.
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>>34525839
Waiting for femanon to be shipped in a box, and when it arrives, I hop inside to join her so she's trapped with me
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>>34525839
F, yes, cotton wick, canvas stretching pliers, pigment grinding pestle, glass nipping pliers, butter bell.
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>>34525854
Now I’m not getting them
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>>34524464
M
Omorashi
Pits
Blindfold/Ropeplay/Shibari
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>>34525839
F
No
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>>34525860
malding incel hands
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>>34525839
F yeah, a pair of converse shoes for me and a set of dessert plates for my mom
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*letting autistic femanon bite my hands*
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>>34525860
Its not like you're getting them for me anyways, have fun being -2 away from your full potential
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>>34525866
>replying to bait
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>>34525839
M
Not yet but within the week I will be ordering a pair of browline glasses and deciding whether or not I will be pulling the trigger on the purchase of an electric scooter
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>>34525697
It's the same woman doing this to every other anon who posts about a former love of theirs.
She keeps lazily shooting out the most mundane and stupid questions until she gets bored.
Best to just ignore as soon as you realize it's her.
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Do no girls really do finger guns?
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>>34525865
*agnhanghanmh*
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>>34525867
Today I am a fish and I will bite
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>>34525873
I do them ironically
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>>34525873
JH seems like she would.
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>>34525878
I am now watching Bronson featuring Tom Hardy, would you anons like or not like for me to liveblog my reactions
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>>34525839
Shhhhhhhhhush it was shipped
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Women, how much should a guy squat to have comfrtable enough legs to sit on?
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>>34525879
>>34525878
>>34525873
I meant bi*
I'm not sure if it was autocorrect, or just a fat thumb.
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>>34525883
As long as it takes for his thighs to get really thicc
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>>34524464
M

DDLG, master/servant, teacher/student, basically any dynamic where I am abusive in the bedroom, but we both get horny since it's illegal or morally worng.
Both forced and also begging for impregnation. And since we're on 4chan, I have to specify: Only the woman.
Freeuse.
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One time a guy got weirded out because I wanted to high five him. Is that normal?
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>>34525886
Closer to the knee it's .5 inches deep, and near the upper middle it's 1.25 inches deep. Is that comfy enough or is more needed? I've had girls sit on lap before and I jjust want them to be comfy
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>>34525891
Depends on the situation. What was going on and who was he to you?
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>>34525839
F
Two books and a bag
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>>34525895
He was a new friend, he had gotten a new job
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>>34525873
Kid named finger.
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>>34524464
M.
Sex in a group setting (which I guess is just exhibitionism).
Public sex
Desi girls
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>>34525897
He was more odd for overthinking it
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>>34525891
No, that's cute.
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>>34525891
Define "weirded out" please
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>>34524464
F
Pee
BDSM
Tsunderes being dommed
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>>34525906
He asked me “are you trying to high five me right now? I haven’t high fived anyone in years”
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>>34525907
So you're a brat who wants to be beaten down?
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>>34524464
m
acting sex like master-slave or ddlg or any where she's super submissive and maybe innocent
her drugged/drunk/chained up sex
hidden public fingering where afterwards I rub a little on her lips and taste it myself

4. anal or butt play on her sex
5. i'd 100% drink her piss if she was super into it and if she drank a decent amount of water before, and would probably like it if she was into drinking mine, but none of this is a strong desire of mine, itd just be hot that's all
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>>34525908
>are you trying to high five me right now?
Totally valid question but thats probably cause I'm also autistic
>I haven’t high fived anyone in years”
little much from him
>>34525900
>Desi girls
lol
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>>34525741
>C: Independent, calm, high sex drive, openly romantic, undramatic, relaxed and not jealous
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>>34525908
>I see you're trying to protect that record, neat, lol
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>>34525915
He said it with an attitude it was weird
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https://youtu.be/0Uan8Bms7YY?t=68

Femanons, this could be us, but you're bunker-maxxing.
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Women, how obsessed would you get over a bf?
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>>34525915
High supply, low demand.
It's called capitalism baby.
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>>34525926
>Just Dance
Ick, get better taste in party games.
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>>34525924
How old are you both
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>>34525907
Dommed exactly how
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My father is a very depressed man. I spent my childhood doing everything I could to make him happy but nothing ever worked. I pray that one day he stops being so bitter, negative, and gloomy.
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>>34525928
I'm already obsessed and he's not even a bf yet
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>>34525935
Doesn't really matter how. I just remember playing this eroge years ago where one of the routes involved a tsundere who was in total denial of enjoying being dommed and now it's a specific thing I'm into.
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>>34525937
what makes you be obsessed with him?
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>>34525939
Foids that play eroge can get it
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Women, what romantic gestures would make you super horny?
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>>34525939
>eroge years ago where one of the routes involved a tsundere
Is that a japanese thing
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>>34525942
I went to an eroge panel at a con and every chick there was fat as fuck.
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Women do you get the ick if a man is too strong?
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>>34525945
Yes

Eroge: Erotic game
Tsundere: Girl who starts mean but becomes nice
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>>34525946
I bet every one of them would suck the soul right outta your dick
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>>34525947
I don't give a shit whether he can lift cars or not but if I find out he browses TikTok I'm getting chad and tyrone to beat him up
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>>34525948
And do you want me to tell you how i would dom you
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Wish I could have sex, but alas...
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She said she is into me, then started avoiding me, then I take the hint and go my way, she doesn't like when I take my distance, calls me out on it, I try getting close again and making a move, but then she ignores me again.
What the fuck do I do? And what the fuck is wrong with women?
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>>34525949
That is a distinct possibility...
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>>34525954
Call it out and bully her. Tell her explicitly that you consider her inferior to you.
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>>34525954
Have a talk with her. She's being dumb but if you have feelings for her no need to abandon ship just yet.
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>>34525947
I would not risk getting my foot squashed by a 2-ton behemoth.
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>>34525954
Kick her ass, then fuck her mother
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Bangs are insanely overrated
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>>34525962
underrated*
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>>34525958
kek
>>34525959
I did have a talk with her, we both have feelings for each other, but it's been like this back and forth for months, and I'm just so tired of it, I try and get breadcrumbs.
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>>34525962
Shut the fuck up tastelet
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>>34525965
Cope. The buzz cut of female hairstyles.
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>>34525931
Old
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>>34525967
Take that back. Take it back RIGHT NOW
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>>34525943
I haven’t been horny in years
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Women, why are you like this?
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>>34525979
Would this work if I pretend to be a statue
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>>34525979
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>>34525973
You haven't met me though.
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>>34525984
Why his toes
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>>34525984
Foids
Rate his fit
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>>34525985
Eyo chill
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just finished jerking my ding dong. Ask me anything
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>>34525984
>The crotch area is rusted
People need to stop sexually assaulting statues.
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>>34526000
nta
I decided to look into it. The statue gives Victor Noir a prominent dick bulge (poorly illustrated in this angle imo) and as a result his grave has become a sort of fertility symbol.
Rubbing or kissing the bulge is supposed to give you a good sex life.
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>>34526000
Women need to stop sexually assaulting statues.
Fixed that for you
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>>34526000
>The crotch area is rusted
It's a bronze statue, the green stuff on the rest of the statue is the "rust", the face and crotch are shiny because repeated touching has rubbed away that layer of rust.
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>>34525943
We do the Dirty Dancing lift
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>>34526002
Are we at the point where moids are gonna pretend they don't commit sexual crimes at a far higher rate than women? Yes women are gonna molest the male statues more, but that's nothing to say about the female ones.
>>34526006
That makes sense, but it's funny to think about. Like that one corpse from Pompeii who looks like he was jerking off when he most likely wasn't.
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>>34526008
I remember seeing an angel statue with its boobs out in a cemetery once and had to restrain the urge to squeeze em
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You ever came across a video or clip and hear a voice you are like 98% sure is somebody you know? But you know because of the timeline, location or other reasons it's not them.

I feel like telling them about it might be awkward and weird, but I still want to.
Maybe I should just tell them they have a beautiful voice.
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>>34526008
>Are we at the point where moids are gonna pretend they don't commit sexual crimes at a far higher rate than women?
Women be like: "Despite making up 13% of the population..."
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>>34526008

I wish someone molested me
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>>34526014
Yeah
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>>34526022
What did you do?
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You could be having sex right now, instead you're here...
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I wanna give her a piggyback ride
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Post gender
How big of a red flag is it if someone dopaminemaxxes and plays two games at the same time? Like they'll play Mario Party online with strangers and do something else during other people's turns bc there's no chat
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>>34526026
Dude it was a video of some chick getting fucked by a black dude what was I supposed to do
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>>34526031
that gives me the biggest ick, literally kill yourself moid
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>>34526033
Oh...
I was talking about just hearing the voice of somebody, not porn.
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>>34526036
I mean her voice was in it
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>>34526027
With whom lol, were it up to women they wouldn't come within the same postal code as me.
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>>34525936
My father was too but he was correct to kill himself with booze and food.
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>>34526017
Oh right, black on black crime is common, therefore I should just blindly trust all non-black men because of that. You're so smart anon. Seriously, by that logic, women are completely justified in not trusting men of ALL races.
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>>34526042
Are you really that undateable?
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>>34525943
I don't think gestures could possibly make me more horny than baseline.
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god incels are so incredibly pathetic
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>>34526049
How high is your baseline horniness?
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>>34526048
Probably, never tried.
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>>34525979
Moids, quick be that statue so femanon can get jumpscared.
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I'm horny!
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My dick has gotten redder as I've aged, does this gross women out?
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>>34526045
Get a hobby
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Does uttering random undirected statements make you feel better?
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>>34525992
Would
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>>34526057
>Stop ruining my anti-women circle jerk!
No. Go to reddit if you want a circle jerk
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Femoids. Is prime Marlon Brando handsome by today's standards?
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>>34526063
Yeah he was pretty good looking. He's also a really interesting person to read about. He was weird in a way that makes you wonder if he was autistic or something.
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>>34526062
I'd say arts and crafts but you clearly aren't creative or original for that
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>>34526063
Looks gay
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>>34526066
What are your hobbies besides wanting to turn 4chan into a reddit-esque circle jerk?
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>>34526063
>Femoids, is prime Marlon Brando a contender by today's standards?
Fixed that for you, friend and countryman.
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>>34526063
By today's male standards, yes, looks like the kind of man male gays love
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>>34526063
>surprise asshole butter
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>>34526066
I'd recommended she picks up shooting, she can pin pictures of moids to the targets.
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>>34526074
What's handsome according to your standards?
You better not be that chubby-chaser.
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it's always incels talking about handsome men and big cocks, it's very gay actually
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>>34526071
Amazing how much policing an imageboard matters to you. Maybe try something mindless consumption related?
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>>34526079
What are your hobbies besides wanting to turn 4chan into a reddit-esque circle jerk? Since you also seem to obsess about me supposedly not having hobbies, I might as well ask you too.
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>>34526083
I'm not the one telling people to get hobbies for ruining their precious circlejerks. Also I'm pretty sure telling me to get a hobby for ruining your circlejerk means you're the one policing and not me. Now tell me, what are your hobbies outside of policing 4chan generals?
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>>34526084
I lift and code. Hopefully after I move I'll start shooting too, I'll have a lot more free time.
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So if anyone has been following me the last two weeks with the VIRGIN GUY
He is no longer overwhelmed and has been making a big effort to spend time with me and text me and he is even coming with me on my trip out of town which im majorly excited for. Love is a wonderful thing.
Here I was thinking he was using overwhelmed as an excuse to ghost me I was patient and it all worked out in the end send good vibes for my trip yall
I’m getting closer to stealing his purity but I’ve decided I want to prolong it because it will be awesome to wait
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>>34526082
Plenty of foid posters I've seen whine about how hard it is to find big dick.
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>>34526082
Appreciating good looking men is not gay. Women don't seem to understand the concept of platonic admiration. Makes sense, when they see beautiful women their first reaction is jealousy and disdain.
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>>34526086
>>34526084
Oh, and I'm not the same anon, it's just funny how incensed you are.
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>>34526080
Skinny young men with proportionate jaws and lips. Chubby men and otters are alright too, pretty much anything is hot compared to "chad" who's always a caveman with sausage lips
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>>34526086
You sound like a typical a redpill guy with no life beyond lifting and coding, but at least you answered my question, so that's nice.
>>34526091
...Sigh, and here I was actually saying something nice, and then you had to go pull the "U MAD BRO!?" routine. I knew you weren't the same guy. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend.
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>>34526089
Really? I've been here a long time and never seen this.
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>>34526088
Yayyyyy *firecracker emoji* *party popper emoji* *partyhat emoji*
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>>34526093
Nice fanfic you wrote about me. Am I a virgin too?
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>>34526089
>>34526090
literally never happens, it's always incels who are totally NOT gay talking about how handsome chad is and how he was a big cock, it's that or they are talking about bbc, they pretend to hate it but they can barely hide the fact that they are actually jealous because they are the ones that want to get fucked in the ass by chad
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>>34526051
Idk. I have no outlet for testing.
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>>34526096
Did I insinuate that you're a virgin? I said "redpill" and not "blackpill" for a reason. But seriously, the fact that you're one of the two guys butthurt about me ruining the "women bad" circlejerk of these threads definitely means you're not fond of women and I can only hope that if you have a girlfriend, that she dumps your ass for a better guy.
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>>34526092
>young men with proportionate jaws and lips
Is that not young Brando? Are you saying Brando has sausage lips?
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>>34526055
What did it look like before
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>>34526085
It's funny how repetitive you are. Maybe you can get a hobby like that. Something thoughtless and repetitive
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Big dick might be nice right now
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>>34526102
You're the one obsessed with some "chad" fucking men in the ass. Still in the closet?
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>>34526110
So you have no hobbies then. If you did, you could easily answer my question. Imagine making policing a random 4chan general an important part of your life. You're literally no better than the average reddit mod.
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Just dropping a few more
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>>34526104
>No YOU are mad
Not mad at all, you just have absolutely unbridled rage writing full paragraphs inventing a narrative about who I am.
It's also funny how "trying to be nice" while knowing I'm not the same guy, is to call me a redpill guy with no life beyond coding and lifting. I'd call it backhanded but it's not even subtle.
Anyway, yes, I have a girlfriend.
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>>34526114
lol nice projection little faggot
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giwtwm
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>>34526121
Boobs.
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>>34526118
>U MAD BRO!? U'RE TOTALLY MAD I KNOW IT!
I feel sorry for your girlfriend. I hope she finds a better guy soon. I can't imagine dating an overgrown projecting manchild like you. I'll be sure to never say anything nice to you ever again as that was clearly a mistake.
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>>34526115
Nice headcannon, can you try not reusing the things I said next time? Maybe that can be your hobby, writing stories that are just someone else's works.
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>>34526121
Fuck you i wanted to post kittens
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>>34526125
You can't pretend to not be mad and then mock someone in all caps darling
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>>34526126
I already do creative writing as a hobby, I just don't post the stuff I write here because that's retarded. Also if you have hobbies, you can easily tell me what they are. Why can't you tell me your hobbies? Even the pathetic "U MAD BRO!?" guy was able to tell me his hobbies.
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>>34526128
Make a new thread.
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>>34526125
>I'll be sure to never say anything nice to you ever again as that was clearly a mistake.
Considering that your attempt at being nice was, at best, a backhanded compliment, I'm sure you'll have no problem doing that.
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>>34526130
Actually I can, and I'm sorry that you're so autistic that you don't understand that all caps typing can be sarcastic and without any anger. Again, I hope your girlfriend is able to find a better man someday.
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>>34526128
You are not interesting. You have no reason to avatarfag.
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I avoid women.
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>>34526138
I was more interesting when i was posting boobies.
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>You're pathetic!
>You're a manchild!
>You're a redpill guy (stereotype) with no life!
>I hope your relationship ends!
Not mad btw.
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>>34526143
No, you were more interesting when you were still a virgin.
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New >>34526146
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>>34526144
Look buddy, I don't know what to say, but being passive aggressive is a sign of being upset. I think you're way more upset than me, especially since this conflict was started by you and your buddy being butthurt about me ruining the "women bad" circlejerk.
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>>34526143
Duh
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>>34526131
>>34526137
Very very mad. Very mad and uncreative. If you already write them damn that's sad, and nobody wanted to see that
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Gender
What gender roles are valid?



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