I’ve been dealing with ideation my whole life while being too much of a pussy to follow through. Now I’m almost 30… and I’m tired. I’m hoping 4chan will give me some honest answers instead of spamming me with a retarded hotline that doesn’t help anyone: how does one commit suicide painlessly? What option do yall think is best? I’ll choose a winner after a couple hours. I’m hoping that asking this won’t get my thread removed.
>>34526122Don't die, if I don't get to die, you don't too. Fuck you, don't kill yourself, not worth it, not till things happen
>>34526122Can you donate me all of your money before you do it?The best way to do it is to book a visit to a shooting range. You can do this few times to build trust with the instructors, once they trust you then they leave you with a gun and ammo to yourself(they are lazy).Just make sure bullet pierces trough both sides of your brain to be 100% sure it will work.
>>34526239no other country besides the us has accessible shooting ranges
>>34526262Nigga what? I am from european union and i go to shooting range often. Every country has shooting ranges with guns you can rent and instructors that teach you how to shoot. Are you retarded? Where your from?
>>34526262>no other country besides the us has accessible shooting rangesI live in a 3rd rate country and there's shooting ranges here.
>>34526122>I’m hoping 4chan will give me some honest answersI'm very happy to give you honest answers, but you won't like them.Being honest: there is *no* method of suicide that is both reliable and painless. You can select a method that is agonisingly painful; or you can select a method that has a high risk of leaving you still alive but permanently brain-damaged; or, if you like, you can choose a method with both of those problems. But no method exists that doesn't have at least one of those drawbacks.
>>34526326Not OP but could you give any good examples of painful yet reliable suicide methods?
>>34526122Your thread may stay but those providing effective methods get banned. You guys have fun.
>>34526122>>34527678If you have a gun, put it in your mouth and aim for the roof.If you dont have a gun, get hit by a train at full speed.>>34527756Faggot.
Go talk to some homeless and addicts so you score yourself some fentanyl.
>>34527777Nice quads !
>>34526122wait it out, it'll come soon enoughif you're impatient just live your life hedonistically to accelerate it
>>34526122Do shitloads of hardcore drugs, party all week without sleeping. Talk to everyone you meet, embarass yourself, be a full blown retard.You either end up dead or reconsidering after having lived a little. Either way, you get what you wanted.
>>34528168Option C is that you end up alive and in an even worse place than where you started
>>34528171>in an even worse place than where you startedUnless you forget to pay rent or property taxes and keep your cashflow in check, not likely. Obviously kepe it with the fun party drugs, not Fent or Meth.
>>34527760where did you get this table from?
>>34526122Don't waste your life, do something heroic
>>34527678>Not OP but could you give any good examples of painful yet reliable suicide methods?Jumping off the top of a very tall building. Throwing yourself in front of a train. Slashing open your femoral artery. Overdosing on either Ibuprofen (which causes kidney failure) or Paracetamol (which causes liver failure) and then hiding until you're dead. Drowning.
>>34529281I have been thinking about overdosing on caffeine pills, do you think that would work?
>>34529309Nasty way to go: constant vomiting, your heart beating like a jack hammer, overwhelming anxiety and fear, very painful convulsions, and then finally coma after your heart basically tears itself apart. But sure, taking enough is fatal, if you really want to do that to yourself.
>>34529281>Jumping off the top of a very tall buildingYou could actually kill someone by doing that. I saw a video of a retarded suicidal that killed a baby by doing that. Imagine being so stupid to the point you kill a baby because you're >muhh, i don't want to live>Throwing yourself in front of a train.A lot of people will get late for work, it will become a mess that a lot of people will have to clean, and you'll become part of my .webm collection.>Slashing open your femoral artery.Most people can't do it in one go, it's going to be the most painful death OP will experience.>Overdosing on either IbuprofenHe could survive and then end up needing a kidney transplant.>DrowningOne of the most painful ways to go>>34526122Don't kill yourself my buddy, it's not worth it
>>34529466>Most people can't do it in one go, it's going to be the most painful death OP will experience.That's what he asked for.>He could survive and then end up needing a kidney transplant.No. You let your kidneys or liver fail and then hide until you actually die from that.>>Drowning>One of the most painful ways to goI know. That's what he asked for. Are you *completely* retarded?
>>34529490>>>Drowning>>One of the most painful ways to go>I know. That's what he asked for. Are you *completely* retarded?Ehh, no, I think that (you) are the only retarded here.>>34526122>how does one commit suicide painlessly?
>>34529490>I know. That's what he asked for. Are you *completely* retarded?Please, apologize and admit to your own stupidity.
>>34526122Gas, you basically just get confused and fall asleep. Still not worth it though, my ex went out via suicide, and left a lot of people with a lot of grief including me 3 years later.
>>34526122gunshot
I was going to partially bury myself in the woods and then off myself while I was basically as hidden as possible. The psych intake nurse who asked me that on a patient history was so stunned she almost dropped her phone and started grilling me with questions trying to figure out if I had been abused growing up. She reacted so strongly it was sort of uncomfortable for me because I didn't think it was that weird. Who would want to be found dead? That's not nice. I wanted to just stop being a burden. It later turns out I was mentally ill and treatment made me not want to care my kill myself anymore
