Did getting jacked help you slay with online dating apps?
>fatcepslmfao
>>34527992niggas take one dose of trt and think they are bane
I would love to see how well this guy does with this profile on tinder. There was some study showing that women finding you "scary" was actually better than them finding you handsome in terms of your chances of actually fucking.But I also feel like his age is just going to give him a bunch of auto-left swipes. Especially from zoomer girls on birth control who arent attracted to anything but pretty boys. Covering your face is also a huge negative. But it also shows him having a sense of humor that some girls might like idk
>>34527992This is only attractive to gays. Women would think this is weird/creepy/pathetic.
>>34527995i’m a 35 year old twink mode skinny runner at my run club i get hit on a shocking amount of mid-late 20s girlssome of the have bigger quads than me lmao
>>34527994i mean he is bigger than bane so
>>34527995>>34527997Age filter function my dear anons.No zommetes are even going to perceive him in the first place
>>34527996Masks are kind of a "fad" among women right now. Has something to do with the band sleep token or the skull mask guy from cawadooty. I have no idea, but for some reason women are all about being fake-raped by men in masks these days.
>>34527998Okay, retard.
>>34527999>Virgin doesn't know about Daddy issues>>34528000>women are all about being fake-raped by men in masks these days.>these daysHoly shit, bros. Please; Have some sex.
>>34527992Yeah but it's just more uggos
>>34527992NoI'm not a handsome nigger. I went from a dopey ugly nigger to an in-shape ugly nigger. I've been seriously considering just going full steroids and becoming a mass monster. Why give a shit about erections and your nuts if you never get to use em anyway?>Buy a hooker, faggotAnd catch some kinda disease? No thank you.
Posting shirtless pics past the age of 22 gives girls the ick, no matter how good you look.
>>34527992you've got to be suicidal as a woman if you swipe right on this cross breed of an IS-terrorist and a lumberjackright?
>>34528002New to 4chan?
>>34528006If anything he's a total chad who knows what kind of fetishes women have and is playing on them while being half-joking sort of funny.
this kind of physique and picture are for gay men btw.
>>34528006Women are retarded and don't use their brain especially when they're ovulating and I'm 90% sure every whore actively using a dating app is ovulating and horny.
>>34528010women don't ovulate on birth control, dummy
>>34528009Turned on you huh?Fag
>>34528011... they're ALL on birth control? When they constantly complain birth control makes them feel weird and makes their periods crazy? Yeah, alright.
>>34528013how often are you around women? the majority of hormonal birth control treatments stop menstruation entirely.
>>34527998for you
>>34528014Only some of them do that and not every woman reacts the same to them you dumbfuck faggot
>>34527992i understand you should try to keep a young spirit as you get older but my fuckin god i hate it when old people try so hard to look cool like they still in high school.
>>34527992BALKANGIGACHAD??
>>34527995Women don’t like this, gay men especially twinks however love it
>>34527992Women look at this share it in their group,and laugh at him. Gays love whatever this cornball is doing tho
>>34527995They want something like picrel not this monkey haired retard. They want a pretty boy with an "edge" to him, not a pol retard who will talk about immigration and hating browns on dates
>>34527996> Women would think this is weird/creepy/pathetic.Women are pathetic creatures.
>>34527992>Rogue FitnessGAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
>>34528021this is like 90001% too big. drop 30lbs of muscle and maybe
He's way too old. If he was 27 he would have a chance but at 37 he's basically unc to these whores.
>>34528000Man, Sleep Token is becoming a boyband with female popularity. If it ever wasn't, I'm a new fan tbf.
>>34527995>Especially from zoomer girls on birth control who arent attracted to anything but pretty boys.Every girl is attracted to that m8
>>34527997How many of them have you actually fucked? There's a difference between them being friendly to you IRL and you actually converting that into dates or sex. Trust and believe most of those women just like attention.
>>34528016>>34528013Most white sexually active women are on birth control. Black and brown women aren't but they're okay with getting pregnant.
>>34527992No. Being a young, scrawny, guitar-playing sk8erboi with emo hair and a dumb, non-threatening, slackjawed, (yet still angular and chiseled with big anime eyes and an expressive brow) stoner face, helped me slay ridiculously, and absolutely constantly, between age 17-20. Getting yoked and shaving my head ruined all the safe, non-threatening fun they liked by poisoning the well with actual values and convictions and a vibe that I was willing to judge things and be serious about some stuff.Girls like fun. It's that easy. They also like muscles, but not nearly as much as they like fun. The truth is that if she's some sort of muscle queen who's all about your gym body, then1. She's not someone you should want in your life. 2. She can get better than you anyway. And3. She knows it.Don't lift for women unless you're lifting for the one that already loves you.
>>34527992Only gay guys like this. t. gay guy that likes this.
>>34527994>niggersnigger
>>34527999Zoomettes are 30 now
>>34528017idk what high school you went to but the kids didn't look like that at mine
>>34527992Does dressing up unironically as an axe murderer increase your chances of pussy penetration or nah?
>>34527999>Age filter function my dear anons.>No zommetes are even going to perceive him in the first placeMost women love being told they're a good girl while sucking you off. They have age gap fetishes because of this.
>>34528004hookers are cleaner than your average tinder girl
>>34528005Brad Pitt was 38 in Troy. You don't know what you're talking about. However, putting shirtless pics in a dating profile is cheesy as fuck unless you sneak them in if you have something that's normal to be shirtless in and social. We're being shirtless in the picture is simply a byproduct of having that picture. Basically, if you don't know how to do it properly, you shouldn't be doing it.
>>34528035No way, women can smell a phony a mile away. They only get wet for the real thing.
>>34527992Yeah grindr.
>>34527993>fatceps>clear definition>likely 18''post body.
>>34528018Wasn't balkanchad the faggot, who sucked cock on camera and tried to meet man to suck their cock?
>>34528027Not true at all. Liking twinks is very much a younger womans thing and certianly linked to birth control.
>>34527992>I would love you if you were more muscularSaid no woman ever!Lean is lawIf you are lifting for women, you are doing it all wrong!t. 24 years old
>>34528044It's true, i got far more women before I touched a weight. they don't care.
>>34528043liking bulky men is actually just associated with fat women and poor women…>poor women are comforted by knowing men can afford to eat lots of food>fat women don’t want to be with a man that’s “smaller” than them, no matter how fat they are. they don’t care if you are muscular or fat, just as long as they don’t feel like the fat hog they are around youthis is why poor fat chick + poor insecure jacked guy is such a common combo
>>34527993lil bro just learned his first fit word and decided to use it wrong lmao
>>34528029Yet white bitches want and love abortion the most. Curious.
>>34527995See herehttps://looksmax.org/threads/2025-nyc-hinge-man-standouts.1379510/https://looksmax.org/threads/2025-los-angeles-hinge-man-standouts.1537536/https://looksmax.org/threads/july-24th-2021-more-hinge-standouts-slayers-uk-edition.377944/https://looksmax.org/threads/hinge-male-standouts-of-seattle.1446197/https://looksmax.org/threads/hinge-standouts-london-men-19-july-2024.1090981/Women love DYELs
>>34527995>>34528049Also this
>>34528046in eastern euro women genuinely prefer fat bulky dudes because they're more likely to make more money since looking after yourself takes away time, no joke. being jacked in places like russia means that you're either poor or from a rich family (not super common)
>>34528036>>34528002I’m 30 when do the teen girls with a fetish for older men start asking me out??
>>34528037This fact melts the normalfag mind.One hooker i see gets tested every 6 weeks. The average tinder skank doesn’t even get tested once in their lifetime. There are literally “normal” girls walking around with chlamydia and gonorrhea infections in their pussies that they’re completely oblivious to.It’s a fucking bizarre world nowadays.
>>34528051Eastern europe is a literal shithole mate. I could not give less of a shit what the standards there are.
>>34527996They like it but only faggots would reach you on a story/profile with pics like that.
>>34527992No success for me yet but at the gym yesterday I saw a white bitch with the ghetto slut red Ronald McDonald dyejob that lots of coalburners and ghetto blacks get, she was with some black brownish dude on the stairmaster I chanted "Mudshark alert! Mudshark alert! Mudshark alert!..." while entering the locker room. A boomer gave me a look like he was hearing something crazy. It was really autistic of me but it felt like I was really alive in that moment.
>>34528037I've said it before and I'll say it again and again, chinese prostitutes are clean, no taste or smell clean enough to eat, just safe sexo.
>>34527992Tactical larp might be gayer than taking cock up your ass
>>34528054i'm sorry ahmed
>>34527992Im a real old fag. A dofferent demographic than most of you.But the leaner and more jacked I get, the more positive interaaction I have with women. True, most of these are older women and older women are closer to human than younger women (i.e. they seem to be more like men - not "mannish" just more normal and less alien than young women are - perhaps its humility?). But the leaner and more msucular I get (bicep vein is whats really the msot visibleindicator of leanness/jackedness in most normal settings) the more complimentary and chatty women get. Caught a mire on the street the other day from a random woman walking past me on the sidewalk - "you look nice" she said to me as we alked past each other. Compeltely inappropriate and out of the blue, but she just acted on her impulse, like when you hold the door for a pretty girl - you jsut cant help yourself. So do NOT let these faggots black pill you. Get lean and get jacked. Yeah, you still need to have some sort of personality and rizz to clo9se the deal, but dont disqualify yourself from the race by not being as lean and jacked as you can get.
online? no. in person it definitely did. when i was fatter i did better online honestly. likely isn't directly to related to getting more /fit/ and more mentality. went from 6'2 @ 240 roughly 23%bf to 6'2 @ 200 16% bf - so not even 'jacked'
>>34527992the fuck is this? lmaoooo
>>34527992I think I'm a skinny fuck but still a serious natty lifter of abt 4 years that takes good pictures and a lifter lady (girl lifts but could do 3.5pl hip thrusts for reps) called me "yoked" when I asked her about the things she liked about me. On the flipside, a death varbie coalburner called me a skinny fuck and asked me if I blew away in a stiff breeze.Overall, night and day difference than even between now and when I was just 24%bf, coming down from being almost morbidly obese. Probably mostly from facial geometry gains.Getting down to 11%bf and seeing if the "women absolutely love skinny-built tall guys" thing is true.
>>34528060Best post of the day award. Every word 100%.>t. fellow old bastard
>>34528043>only young women were into young leonardo dicaprio and brad pittThis is some next level fatty cope.
>>34528050Goddamn the toilet on some of the bitches
>>34528037This is completely true. I've been with 27 of them and never got a single STD, I only got mono from my regular
>>34527992>goy cattle dating appsLol, some people are hopeless
>>34528037yah honestly fuck no. Used to fuck hookers all the time and they always had a weird smell to them + got the clap once. Been with a couple hoes of tinder but most of them actually had little experience with dudes desu. I guess helps that I'm pretty young so age bracket is low too
>>34528060This
>>34528069Why did you fuck smelly hookers anon?
>>34528059What? I am arabic because eastern europe is a grim shithole? Sounds like maybe i struck a nerve there pyotr
>>34527992Yes if you're a homosexual.
>>34528052Two more weeks
>>34528043Lol no it's just that younger women can GET twinks, old women would fuck twinks if they could.
>>34527999chat does he know
>>34527992Perfect profile for grindr.
>>34528001>posting the work of a literal CIA plant
>>34528000Do you people not understand the difference between your hyper-personalized internet algorithms and real life?
>>34528071so he would not longer have to merely imagine the smell
>>34528024>ninety-thousandone-too-many zeroes there, bucko
>>34527992/Fit/ pics don't work well on dating apps.Makes you look desperate as fuck.I had a professional photographer take pics for me. It makes a huge difference.A good face shotThen a shot with my twin sisterFollowed by a rock climbing videoAnd a few pics other hobbies.Bitches love hobbies.I'd get 5-7 matches a week.Could snag 2-3 real dates a month.For a normal looking guy that's a fuck ton.
Im a smash hit on dating apps whenever im in between girlfriends because I have long hair and a lot of muscle. If you can grow out a mane, do it. It will turn some girls off but it will make others go crazy for you. Also never flaunt your muscle blatantly on your profile, it gives girls the ick. I just make sure theres at least one photo where Im in a tank top, preferably a group one so I dont seem so try hard. The most important thing though is to git gud at flirting.
>>34528071how am i supposed to automatically know whether a chicks pussy smells or not before fucking :(
>>34528083>it gives girls the ickwhether you larping or not, you sound like a massive faggot
>>34528030No the mistake here is not being jacked it's about making lifting your personality. If you have to make a deal about your lifting or your diet or wear shitty clothes just to show off your gains you're doing it wrong.Women should know about as much as your lifting habits as they do your tooth brushing habits. Be jacked, brush off all compliments or discussion as "haha yeah I used to play football in high school, guess it's just genetics" and move on.
>>34528084With your nose anon. Your penis does not have olfactory receptors.
>>34527995That was IRL and done in a specific fratIt doesn't apply to tinder where women get to choose
>>34528044If you get lean without lifting you'll go straight into holocaust mode
>>34527993thats not fatceps,clearly has vascularity popping but not ripped enough for his triceps to express feathered defined lines.Learn what the buzzwords mean before expressing them,just like guys lose fat before expressing physiques in the photos that makes you seethe.
>>34528021>talking with women about politics
>>34528021nobody is talking politics, architecture, systems and design of governance with foids, you absolute permanently online mouth breather.
>>34527998>>34528001Possibly bigger than the Bane in DKR movie who is actually average height even if somewhat buffed but obviously the comic/games Bane is super steroid 10ft tall 300kg super steroid guy.
>>34528057I am also an idiot that knows about this hack.
>>34527992This is peak fitness Sub 20% bf, built underneath Shed core
>>34528021>Puts a shirt on>Looks like a teenager Ooooookay there lil guy, time to stop posting
>>34527999Nigga said zommetes
>>34528082Niggas using his twin sister as preselection kek
>>34528092Says the nigger with 90 pol buzzwords in one sentence lol, I've seen it irl, you mfs arent sleek, spare the feelings, shave and lose some weight >>34528096>implying women arent attracted to teenagers Kek holy shit you have so much to learn
>>34528086I always tell people Pilates. Straight face.
I got over 300 matches currently.Here is the playbook:1. Build at least 8-10kg of muscle as a starter2. Cut to 8-10% body fat (model lean)3. Buy a bunch of clothes (look at male IG fashion accounts)4. Hire professional photographer5. Pick best 5 photos, boom theres your matches.It is annoying but this is a guaranteed way of making it happen.
>>34527992>Last year>0 Cardio, bulking, heavy lifting>"Fat," pop culture focused profile>Women actually swiped right>Minimal male swipes>Had a few dates>FFW now, >Cardio is the main reason I am at the gym>Thinner, but masculine, >Active lifestyle in photos>Get Tinder Gold>+99 Male likes, 0 women
>>34528102Why are you gay tho
>>34528021>polrent free
>>34528004based nigcel
prob
>>34527992Yes, this would crush on grindr
online dating feels fake>"make sure you have a picture with friends!">"make sure you have a picture doing a hobby!">"make sure you have a picture outside!" I like to read books, lift, and play vidya. Why are these interests so repulsive to women?
>>34528082Reminder this fat retard working under a scissor jack and getting crushed by his gay prius had a girlfriend. I think the takeaway is dating is 95% charisma and there is definitely no god.
>>34528108because they're not communal, fun practices that prove that you have social life and aren't a serial killer. is that so hard to figure out?
>>34527992No but merely being lean with a nice face did
>>34527995>that women finding you "scary"Scary to others , not themselves. This applies only if they know you and know you will not do them harm.Some random guy on tinder giving psycho killer vibes is just an instinctive left swipe. >But it also shows him having a sense of humorYeah, the ones that interprete the image a s tongue-in-cheek joke will probably like him. Its a not abad idea as he filters for girls who at least match his sense of humour that way.>>34528049>unironically posting a Peter Thiel psyopconsider killing yourself
>No success for me yet but at the gym yesterday I saw a white bitch with the ghetto slut red Ronald McDonald dyejob that lots of coalburners and ghetto blacks get, she was with some black brownish dude on the stairmaster I chanted "Mudshark alert! Mudshark alert! Mudshark alert!..." while entering the locker room. A boomer gave me a look like he was hearing something crazy. It was really autistic of me but it felt like I was really alive in that moment.
