Is this a sign of something? One cup of coffee is enough to completely derail me and ruin my day. It turns me into a complete wreck. I feel like I'm simultanously about to fall asleep and about to fucking explode. I basically can't do anything and I can't really enjoy anything because I am such an anxious overstimulated mess, I have no energy to do anything but too much energy to relax. Fucking hell. I just wanted to go the cute coffee place like a normal person and order coffee from the cute girl with the hijab and then get some shit done with the extre energy and focus I got but instead I got the shit kicked out of me. I know nobody else who has this and I can never take myself seriously with this, I always assume I must just be exaggerating and that I'm being a fag about it so then I end up ordering coffee again and I get fucking slammed in the face again. Wtf is this and why does it happen to only me specifically?
>>34528559Usually they offer things you can buy which aren't coffee.
Coffee is fucking awful. Why would you want to fit in with foreigners anyway
>>34528559then dont drink it>Coffee is fucking awful. Why would you want to fit in with foreigners anywayt. subhuman alcohol consumer
caffeine sensitivityi'd say to order hot chocolate with a shot a liqueur instead but thirdie
>>34528565But I wanted the coffee experience. Instead I got the back alley cocaine cut with glass and detergent experience>>34528566There just happened to be a cute muslim girl behind the counter, everyone else was white>>34528576Well yeah I guess thats the obvious solution, but I just wanna know wtf is up with this and why it happens.
>>34528559Then don't drink it. Problem solved.
>>34528559Possibly a placebo effect or a psyop to do with conflicts between US and coffee exporting countries.
>>34528576Alcohol is literally poison
>>34528613Water and salt can technically poison you too
Some people are hyper sensitive to caffeine. I would actually mention this to a doctor at a yearly checkup there are some genetics that are associated with caffeine intolerance. I also think some asthma meds can make caffeine effects stronger too although I'm not as sure about that
>>34528603>But I wanted the coffee experience. Instead I got the back alley cocaine cut with glass and detergent experienceYou could try decaf, but I don't drink that either. It still has caffeine. Anyway, this is probably how your body genetically processes caffeine and is not something you can change.
>>34528559Idk maybe you have ADHD and a caffeine sensitivity bc the falling asleep thing is some ADHD type shit but the panic attack suggests that was way to much caffeine for you.
>>34528672I have diagnosed ADHD lol so that is probably it
>>34528655Yeah I ordered decaf once and got a similar experience
>>34528655>>34528697Why even bother with decaf? Honest question, I just don't get it. If you don't actually want coffee, why not just get something else like Rooibos.
>>34528626Salt is poison too
>>34528716I actually like coffee a lot. I just don't like what happens afterwards.
>>34528716It tastes good.
i have the same thing with coffee which is too bad because i like the taste. i only drink small amounts on special occasions.
>>34528594Hot cocoa with fireball + chilli is an absolute banger of a drink. Especially on a cold winter night.
>>34528559Only drink on a full stomach. Learn to enjoy the manic state.
>>34528559>It turns me into a complete wreck. I feel like I'm simultanously about to fall asleep and about to fucking explode.God fuck yes I love that shit
>>34528672>>34528687I have ADHD and I don't notice coffee making a difference to me at all
>>34529354How tf do you enjoy that shit? I literally got a panic attack today when I normally never have that shit. I didn't fall over dramatically like Tony Soprano or something and I was able to thug it out but still, fucking hell, not fun
