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>>34526146
:)
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Why does Hollywood think that hot girls in glasses are hideous?
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>>34530082
Tale as old as time
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>>34530077
how many maleanons wear glasses here?
are they the ones that make your eyes look really big?
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Hi, I'm only interested in my sister, I don't know why I come here. I hope you have a nice thread.
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>>34530085
I do, and no
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State gender
Does rape add to body count?
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do you guys think im autistic?
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Shut the fuck up
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>>34530087
cute... do you wear them 24/7 or only when you need them?
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>>34530077
>They literally make the tall Chad cuck another man with a mousy femcel gf, and they do it in a bdsm way

>Women all around the world find this jerk off material

I want to vomit.
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Posting in a BlueValkyrie thread feels wrong and dirty
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>>34530056
m. porter robinson, really anything by him, i find a lot of his attitudes and hang-ups relatable. i also listen sometimes to tracker chiptunes, which i associate heavily with childhood (which was pretty shitty, it takes me back to the escapisms that helped me survive).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ4dKnu2IvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L8DrJm05es
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>>34530096
:) I like it.
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>>34530088
F
Objectively yes, which is why dudes obsessed with virginity who show no sympathy for rape victims and treat them like ruined whores deserve the woodchipper.
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>>34530090
I'm not a psychiatrist, all I know is you're annoying.
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Women. What is your opinion on male arms?
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>>34530085
ooh me!! they don't make my eyes bigger, rn i'm full on shaggy homeless mode and wear them loosely and i absolutely look like a dad, doesn't help i'm tall as shit lmao
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>>34530095
I'm serious about this
Doesnr any femanon here find this just weird? Psychiatrist is gonna have a field day tomorrow lol
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>>34530090
terminally, KittenPoster.
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>>34530104
>shaggy homeless mode
>look like a dad
anon lets get married
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plap
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>>34530102
Any moids in here have arms like this?
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>>34530102
I love it when >he shows off. :)
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>>34530110
His sickly, little twigs?
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>>34530085
Me
No
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These threads convinced me to train a lot so I can stand up mid chicks on dating apps.
Thank you atoga.
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>>34530093
I need them 24/7, I am very blind lol. Life looks like a ps1 without them
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>>34530111
Trips of truth
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>>34530102
Those are pretty small arms
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>>34530102
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>>34530111
Yeah
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>>34530107
sorry anon, i'm not the guy you're looking for, i'm very big too with an awkward build and have a bunch of schizo interests
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>>34530122
Not very impressive considering he's the size of a high schooler
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>>34530126
>lmao he short
Do you think I am some normal woman or something? Do you have a brain disorder?
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>HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DUDE WITH A WEIRD SMILE ON HIS FACE WALKING TOWARDS ME?

>THIS SHOW IS SO SCARY AHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMANNNNNN
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>>34530123
>i'm very big too with an awkward build
go on..
>a bunch of schizo interests
such as?
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Say gender, do you have a comfort musician, or a comfort album, or a comfort song? What is it and why is it so comforting to you?
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>>34530133
M
No nothing really provides me comfort barring alcohol and physical touch
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>>34530129
>Do you have a brain disorder?
You definitely do
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>>34530095
I think we as a society should just admit Wuthering Heights wasn't really that good of a love story and even if Heathcliff and Catherine weren't forbidden love they'd both treat each other terribly
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>chick i went out with once
>she didnt want to see me again (wasnt direct, just told me "ohhh im sorry for not responding after a couple days i was having intense days" "oh sorry i cant see you that day im going out with a frienddd"
>posts pic with rival team scarf
wanted to write her a message like "[rival team name]? so thats why we didnt continue going out"

is it ok? i know i wont be seeing this chick again so idk how it could hurt to just throw that there.
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>>34530129
how tall r u BV?
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>>34530085
eh, sort of. They make me look less asian.
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>>34530137
You are a worm so you don't have a brain.
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>>34530141
5'8 for the gorillionth time
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>>34530139
anon, the moral of the story (the real, smut moral) is: tall chad dude (jacob elordi) gets to fuck his woman and others, in a rapey way, and women find this HOT.
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>>34530143
You'd know wouldn't you
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>>34530142
What type of asian are you?
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>>34530090
Imo, it's pointless to care if it isn't hindering your life. I knew a guy with Aspergers who was a fucking genius. Dude was more or less normal, and just fun to hang around. As long as it doesn't make you awful to be around or a piece of shit or something, I think it's pointless to care. If you got problems, focus on fixing them. That's all that is important
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>>34530133
M
Linkin Park, nostalgia and it’s always been there for me
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>>34530147
Apparently they added weird kink shit to the 2026 movie?
I only watched the 1930s adaptation of the book, but I'm pretty sure the original book depicted an unhealthy love and I couldn't help but feel like even if social class allowed them to be together they'd be really awful for each other, they seemed unhappy when they were apart and even more unhappy when they were together
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>>34530150
I'm sure there's a chance I could be confused with chinese or japanese, my haircut looks more korean which I guess is most of the asian guys nowadays, but I'm a seaboi.
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>>34530140
>no answer
whatever just sent it.
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>>34530133
F
The first Third Eye Blind album. It's so depressing that it gives me comfort in an odd way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydp7NHH8WPA
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>>34530154
>Apparently they added weird kink shit to the 2026 movie?
the 2026 movie is just for women to masturbate to a tall man bdsming some mousy chick (self insert)
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>>34530140
I feel, you should just leave her alone. Idk man, seems useless to keep interacting with her. Imma just be blunt here and not trying to be mean, but it sorta makes you seem like a weirdo if you do that. It's usually better to be the guy who knows when to walk away, but that's just me.
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>>34530131
too big (and weird) for most girls to want, too proportioned for fat fetishists to enjoy. i have really wide hips for a guy and have close to a girl's sillhouette if i grow my hair out super long, it is maybe the most cursed shape a guy could have, plus my dick is only very slightly above average and so it looks small compared to the rest of my frame, especially flaccid (i have a hunch you're the goonette that posts here occasionally so there's a gift for you)
>such as?
hm. i don't really know how to list my spread of interests. a lot of it is deeply technical, i've programmed since i was a kid and have a bunch of interests stemming from that, game making, digital life and genetic programming (programs that evolve), lately sensory augmentation, mathematics, geopolitics, writing, have plans to get into drawing and music tracking, idk they run the gamut. really any misfit thing. i'm a supreme loner and occupy all my time with whatever interests/hobbies i have cuz i don't have a social drive at all
>>34530133
see >>34530098
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>>34530133
Probably Hot Fuss album, but could also just as easily be breaking benjamin-so cold and chumbawumba- on ebay .
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>>34530154
The original book has Catherine die at the halfway point. Heathcliff gains control of both estates, and he abuses the next generation of kids (her daughter and the third sibling's son) for revenge. Then after a couple decades of victorious revenge he realizes that revenge isn't worth it, and he allows the next generation to live in peace.

The moral of the story is Hurt People Hurt People, so be nice to people when you can.
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Moids are all Fucking Assholes!
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You are building up to menstruation, I can smell it.
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I wish I didn’t get attention
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>>34530161
ok I undid the send (>>34530156)
I hope you're right and you didnt just cockblock me. If thats what actually happened I hope your family dies in a horrible train accident.
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>>34530169
Why? It feels so good.
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>>34530169
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Would women get wet if they were threatened like this?
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>>34530173
No it doesn’t, it makes me feel anxious. I wish I was invisible
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>>34530159
I was considering watching it but if it's just 2 and a half hours of bad smut I think I might pass
My point here is nobody should be looking at Heathcliff and Catherine and thinking "Yeah I wish I had that kind of love"
>>34530166
Damn, the 1930s one ends with her dying and Heathcliff also dying and now they're finally together as ghosts or something, trying to make it this tragic romance, but even when I watched it I felt like these two just hurt each other over and over
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>>34530163
anon you sound great, i'd treat you so well
you shouldnt talk down about yourself so much
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>>34530146
*looks up in admiration*
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>>34530168
No. Wearing compression leggings and having too much pee inside me without the urge to remove it felt like cramping and I had a panic attack trying to figure out what it was or if it was really cramping.
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>>34530177
>"Yeah I wish I had that kind of love"
anon, the women (and the ones in literally past thread) dont want that kind of love, they just want to get manhandled by jacob elordi's of the world
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>>34530133
Nurture by Porter Robinson is an easy comfort album. It's for anyone feeling down, stuck, broken, hopeless, or needing of help. In regards to his first album, he said that he wanted to make something beautiful. Regardless of whether or not he did, it's almost undeniable that he achieve it with this second album. It truly is beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuMz4v5PYKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucuJpTUzhnw


>>34530164
I love Sam's Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG5X4kOjEX8
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>>34528819
This reminds me of one time a random woman approached me and told me I had cute eyes and I completely froze, I guess she was waiting for a reply or something because she just stood there for like 10 seconds then left. I wish I could see her again to apologize because I was with friends and that must've been embarrassing.
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>>34530187
I love Sam's Town. I forgot till now.
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>>34530085
Here
No
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>>34530100
It's one thing if she gets raped but if she orgasms during rape it's almost definitely joever, can't put up with a mindbroken foid
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>>34530175
Dude Patsy is literally me
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>>34530090
I think youre a quirky chungus slut
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>>34530164
I also like this music
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>>34530180
oh, i don't really have much of a sense of self esteem, i don't feel really feel particularly good or bad about myself but i appreciate your words, really i just want to make little things that can be happy or make other people happy because i found a lot of meaning in that sort of thing when i was young, probably not a coincidence i feel like i look dad mode when looking in the mirror w/my glasses
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>>34530182
*headpats*
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>>34530185
Yeah well I really don't care what 30 something year old gooners have to say about an apparently poorly adapted movie

By the way do I lack "media literacy" because I never found Heathcliff nor Catherine likable, are you supposed to like/root for them?
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>>34530185
so, they fucked after, is that what they're saying?
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>>34530187
I got to see Porter on his most recent tour. Live band, first half of the show was his new album, second half was Nurture and then Worlds. It was really great.
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>>34530196
Fate is chaotic. Good things can happen to you in spite of your insecurities.
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>>34530194
she's a virgin
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>>34530167
Sorry!
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>>34530198
>By the way do I lack "media literacy" because I never found Heathcliff nor Catherine likable, are you supposed to like/root for them?
If you read the book, you're supposed to like Heathcliff for at least the first third. He's the victim of the cruelty of others for a long time before he becomes a victimizer himself.
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>>34530202
bad things can happen despite doing all the right things, too, universe is a bitch like that
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>>34530133
My sad days playlist
>Something in the Orange by Zach Bryan
>Keep the Wolves Away by Uncle Lucious
>Hurt Johnny Cash version
>Hurt Nine Inch Nails version
>Broken by Seether and Amy Lee
>Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park
>Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Bizkit
>Going in Blind by POD
>Lonely Day by SOAD
>Sound of Silence Disturbed version
From there I can usually pivot into some true metal and get the anger and energy back no matter how fucked up things get.
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>>34530148
Torontopajeet detected
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I reckon the way people feel about armpits now is how people felt about ankles back in the 1920’s.

State Gender, Thoughts?
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>>34530203
She posted nudes though
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>>34530201
That's sick af
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Do women do this in real life?
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>>34530207
Adding Nobody Praying for Me by Seether to this playlist
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>>34530212
tf, when was this?
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>>34530196
if i knew you irl i'd make you my bf
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>>34530215
Nag but my ex told me it does happen, with her sister too
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>>34530211
idk even as a kid in sexy scenes in movies or whatever my eyes naturally stared at the girl's armpits, I don't know why, I've been like this since I was a kid
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>>34530205
I mean in the movie before they grew up I guess they didn't give me any reason to dislike them
Why'd they put in the weird sex scenes I saw online? Just fanservice?
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>>34530195
It is good music. :)
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>>34530211
noksbella, cristinysam, and akemy
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I thought every male on atoga was 6ft why is no one asking out kittenposter
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>>34530196
Give her your discord here if allowed or on /soc/
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>>34530211
i wish my butt looked like that
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>>34530224
Do they actually have nudes or just softcore garbage
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>>34530100
These men aren’t having sex anyway nothing was lost
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>>34530227
Choose your warrior, which one do you wish your butt looked like
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>>34530225
I'm a short mofo
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>>34530215
*helping femanon check for lumps*
Breast cancer awareness!
Right before halloween!
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>>34530228
No clue but coomer st didn't have any pages listed for them so I think it's all softcore shit
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>>34530216
Good call.
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>>34530234
That site's been dead for a hot minute. No new shit since 2025
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>>34530211
Middle on my dick, right on my nuts and left on my butthole
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>>34530133
F, things my parents used to listen to on long road trips when I was a kid, so manu chao, enya, andrea bocelli, nana mouskouri, roxette, johnny cash, bob marley and the whalers, tapes me and my sister would listen for hours whilst playing, either children's songs or german folk music, or ones from the vinyl collection I got from my grandparents with things like francis lai, my favorite I still listen to often is probably enya and from that, her album shepherd moons and from that the song marble halls. Basically, I'm a sucker for nostalgia. dousing.
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>>34530227
Just do squats and eat protein. Do this regularly, keep pushing to larger and larger weights at the university gym. It's very doable, and it's only one exercise. You may do more if you wish
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Don't get emotional. That ain't like you.
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I want to find the right lady and caress her and dote on her for ages and kiss her slowly from head to toe and tell her to relax and let it all out as i slip my fingers inside her and tell her she's doing such a good job as shes about to cum and then fuck her in missionary slow at first and then faster and faster and tell her i love her when i finally cum and bury my face in her neck and let my dick soak in her all night after we pass out enangled in each others limbs
And the rest of you stinking whores can pencil dive into a meat grinder
That means you too bluevalkyrie you great big pig!
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>>34530236
Like all everything else the bots have killed it.
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>>34530228
>>34530236
The "new" meta is simptown dot su
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>>34530219
>pic related
>>34530226
unfortunately for her i have a oneitis something awful, with things between us currently paused and i'm kinda inclined to either die alone or die with her because i really don't enjoy being intimate with pretty much anyone other than her, so it goes i guess
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>>34530245
Bless my nigga
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>>34530211
>>34530224
This is a wonderful picture. Women are wonderful
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Gender
Would you let your partner sleep with someone else for a million dollars?
The money wouldn't be yours alone it would be for both, how about ten million? Is better of the other person is much hotter than you or uglier?
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>>34530239
Why are skinny brown men like this?
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>>34530240
I used to do squats and ate a lot of protein when i still lived with my parents. I think my thighs and butt did grow slightly, or moseso just firmed up. However it was very very slow. I dont exactly have a sea of testosterone swimming around

if you go online and search for before and afters for women doing squats it takes years and years of dedicated lifting and diet to see even one or two inches of growth. Having a nice butt really is 95+% genetics and healthy weight.
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>>34530251
Probably but at that point we'd probably agree to break up the second we get the money.
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>>34530243
*using your fantasy with self insert preferences without your permission anyway and calling you a faggot*
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>>34530225
I am, but why? We are not even in the same country and I dont want to date Americans, sorry
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>>34530206
Yeah but if you just anticipate good things you'll feel better
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>>34530249
Just try to pay it forward somehow
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my knees smell surprisingly nice
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>>34530255
You got a job?
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I would like to have sex but I don't need to, just to be clear.
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>>34530260
maybe for most people but i'm pretty empty inside always, don't have any real future orientation. i only find joy in the things i do in the moment (if those things are enjoyable), probably why i spend all my time on things rather than people
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Sex is such a cringe hobby to have.
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>>34530251
In a heartbeat.
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I can see both islands now
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>>34530246
Man, you know the easiest way to get over someone? Find someone that you care about equally or more. I'm serious. It's so simple that I don't get oneitis anymore.

Give her your discord. Talk as friends at first. See if you're compatible as friends. Start doing more stuff together. >>34530219 needs to segue her way into your gates. Push boundaries lightly with banter, teasing, normal friend -> romance stuff that literally everyone does. If you both genuinely are still talking after a while and fit well, (You) literally force yourself to ignore the oneitis. Like, tell yourself, "I want to be with (Femanon)". Repeat that shit to yourself. When you go to bed, literally think about all the fun stuff you've been doing with her. Think about her laugh, her smile. How she makes you feel. Keep doing this for a bit.

If you're both compatible, you should stop having oneitis.
>It won't go away unless you put effort into curing it
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>>34530228
Softcore slop
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>>34530267
You can spend your time however you want but I think you would feel better if you anticipate good things and maybe socialize a couple times a week even if just going out to be near people, but no pressure.
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>>34530265
not anymore, used to be a pantry cook but then i transferred to my university and it is too demanding. Also they kept over scheduling me for nearly full time weeks during midterms and the cops sent me to the loony bin.
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>>34530272
Nta but leave anon alone, he doesn't want her.
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>>34530255
Who cares that you can't have an olympic ass? Getting toned ass after a few months to a year is fucking amazing and hot af. Don't underestimate how amazing the female body is.
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>>34530276
>the cops sent me to the loony bin.
What?
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>>34530251
Millionaire femcel? Would she accept gay? I can have a bigger penis. Sure. She may borrow >him. I'm not intimidated.
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>>34530276
I can't tell if that last part is a bit or not, it could go either way
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>>34530276
>the loony bin.
Story?
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>>34530255
>Anavar
>Squats
>Chicken, Rice, Broccoli
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>>34530276
You're like that girl from Community
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>>34530274
i don't think you get what i'm saying, future pleasure holds almost no weight for me, my brain isn't good at figuring out if i will or won't enjoy something (actually that sense is almost entirely absent) so i just stick to consistent things i know will bring me joy, and much as i can enjoy socializing, people are far, far from neing that consistent
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>>34530283
kek
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>>34530286
Yeah, I used to do that too.
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>>34530284
Little Annie Adderall? Alison Brie?
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>>34530279
>>34530281
>34530281
>>34530282
i had some crash outs on campus social media where i said i wanted to kill myself because of the stress. Some guy mesaged me and said he loved me and wanted me to be safe and specifically said not to get the police involved. i called campus security, they had been getting tips from people that i wanted to kill myself so they mustve thought i was schizophrenic or whatever and said theyd "look into this stalking thing" (its been over a year and theyve not gotten back to me on it) and drove me to the university psychiatric emergency room. The psychiatrists there said they wanted to hospitalize me but agreed to partial hospitalization instead of involuntary. 6 hours later i took my midterm. Then the next day i walked into work and asked to be put on leave. Insurance called back and said they would not cover hospitalization so i never went to the hospital. Nothing crazy.
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>>34530291
>said i wanna kms myself on the colleges social media
very sane and normal of you
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>>34530289
okay well a decade of trying to be otherwise has made me miserable and it is clear that it isn't something i can just think myself out of, though i'm glad you had a different experience truly because i don't think i'd wish whatever condition i have on anyone, i persist only because i don't think dying is a meaningful thing (and i need to look after the few meaningful people i do have in my life)
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Anybody has experience with people killed themselves? I get the feeling that people who say they're going to do it don't actually follow through but I don't know
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>>34530291
>said theyd "look into this stalking thing" (its been over a year and theyve not gotten back to me on it)
What stalking thing?
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just need to make this clear

no, the statistic isnt:

>more women try to commit suicide
BUT it is:
>women try to commit suicide more than men

if you can't understand the difference I'll explain it to you:

>women try to commit suicide more than men
>1 woman tries to kill herself 15 times
>10 men kill themselves once each
there you have it, there were 15 women suicide attempts and only 10 men suicides! that clearly means women try to kill themselves more!!
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>>34530298
Probably the guy that said he loved her. Remember that her crying over tfw no bf is because she only wants chad.
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>>34530296
Don't be like needy about it if you go out, like try to enjoy yourself. Enjoy what you think works best for you though.
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>>34530251
M
>hey would you like 500,000?
YES

>>34530297
Yeah unfortunately.
>I get the feeling that people who say they're going to do it don't actually follow through
I feel like that's generally true, but you should take it seriously regardless.
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>women here mistreat men
>some women could easily be some dude trying to make us feel like incels
IDK why I come here. I guess its the only place i can ask shit to "women" after being banned from reddit
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>>34530297
They do sometimes
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>>34530297
Cop anon here. Thats generally true. The tards that scream they’re going to do it rarely do and a lot of times just lightly self harm to reinforce the threat at most. That’s usually personality disorder shit. The ones that really want to usually just do it. Mental illness is a spectrum though. Some people are such pieces of shit their whole lives they’ll threaten over and over and burn bridges to the point that they end up hyper isolated and the depression takes them for real.
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>>34530290
Yeah. That one.
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Im tired of everythign in media showing me how women are constant victims.
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>>34530316
>Cop anon
you get a gun?
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>>34530251
M
No, why are all people here c.ucks?
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>>34530319
Yes. I own many for personal use as well.
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cucks
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>>34530318
Then maybe you should stop jerking off to female facial abuse.
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Weird I thought it was filtered
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>>34530318
what did they say
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>>34530325
idk I dont care
>>34530323
femanons were talking about getting manhandled as a fantasy last thread. I dont think thats a problem. Non sequitur anyways
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>>34530321
cool :0
do u get a cop dog too?
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Gender
What's your favorite snack?
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>>34530325
Sucku my dicku
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THE K9 UNIT
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>>34530327
We have a few. I don’t want to be K9 though. I’ve seen one die. I’m too much of a dog lover to sign up for that shit. I help a buddy out on training though. You learn a lot about training your own dogs that way.
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>>34530328
I unironically like fruit and yogurt but I'll eat like a whole pie or sleeve of cookies if it's in my fridge.
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A revelation; or your money back.
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>>34530316
Are you one of the pedophile meth head cops
>he’s on a 4chan deviant board
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>>34530332
>Your local cop could be a fellow 4chan lurker
Strange.
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>>34530328
Chocolate covered raisins
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I thought white people not ageing well was a meme, but it turns out that it's actually fucking true. Why are they like this?
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>>34530333
What kinds of fruit and yogurt?

>>34530338
Pretty damn good
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>>34530339
They take 2x sun damage
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>>34530339
Still better than latinas. I've never seen any demographic that ages worse.
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>>34530328
It was barbells, but I have shifted to take5's and corn chip.
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>>34530339
even the best builds have weak stats
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>>34530336
Nah.
>>34530337
Night shifts man. If you ain’t wrangling drunks you hit the bottom of the internet pretty quick.
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>>34530340
Grapes, raisins, anything really. I like eating anything so I just buy healthy foods and don't buy unhealthy foods because I cannot control myself.
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>>34530342
Don't try to shift focus, this is about you
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>>34530339
I honestly can't tell between the teenagers dressing like they're 80 and chain smoking meth queens still looking like a spencer's haul.
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>>34530347
I'm a mutt though.
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>>34530345
Seems like a lot of cops hit the bottom of the internet
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I have crossed the rubicon (got high before work)
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>be me
>live in a condo with thin walls
>hear gnarly burps from my neighbors (bf and gf couple)
>Happens semi regularly and it's disgusting
>they eventually break up and bf moves out
>I thought they would end
>still hear burps semi regularly even after he moved out
>mfw
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Men how would you react if you got a GF who wanted to shave your face for you, brush your teeth for you, pick out your clothes for you, trim your hair for you, put your socks and shoes on and off for you, etc?
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women of /atoga/ that play multiplayer games with roles and such, do you fall into the "well im a girl so i guess ill just heal" angle or what
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>>34530085
I do.
>are they the ones that make your eyes look really big?
They're pretty weak, so no.
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>>34530353
Welcome to the force!
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>>34530353
What kind of high?
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>>34530358
Machete should’ve hit your neck
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>>34530088
Male
Technically yes, but it's not morally relevant in itself, even if it's a red flag for poor judgement either before or after what happened.

>>34530100
It's literally one schizo ITT
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Protect (pedophiles) and serve (meth traffickers)
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>>34530361
>even if it's a red flag for poor judgement either before or after what happened.
???
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>>34530356
No. I used to main pyro. My only 'play house' instinct comes out in minecraft.
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>>34530359
Smoked weed, nothing crazy
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>>34530326
>femanons were talking about getting manhandled as a fantasy last thread
Why is that a bad thing exactly?
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>>34530355
Idk, I don't need a mom, but there are many ways we can care for each other. Unless she's hard set on those actions, the intentions are sweet and mutual.
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Remember when $5 footlongs and 24 hr walmarts were a thing?
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>>34530355
If its some fetish thing I guess I am ok with that except picking my clothes for me but she can put them on if she likes
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>>34530367
it isnt but it makes submissive and/or generally timid, cowardly men seethe with resentment to learn so they pretend its some shocking taboo to clutch pearls at
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>>34530366
I once went out in public while high on weed gummies once. Was a complete accident and while I did my best to act normal, I'm pretty sure someone noticed something was off.
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>>34530355
any man who is ok with being mommied like this is not likely a man you want to be with.
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>>34530088
No and that's retarded
Anybody who got raped when they were young would be able to brag about it then
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>>34530376
its not a mommy thing, its a closeness thing.
>>34530371
>except picking my clothes
thats the one thing out of them all that you can’t agree to? interesting, why?
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>>34530369
Yeah. And subway was actually good tasting.
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>>34530378
>its not a mommy thing, its a closeness thing.
the only men who will accept that treatment will see it that way, is what I mean.
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>>34530328
M
Dark chocolate with a cup of black coffee
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>>34530374
That’s silly. I usually get paranoid and hide in my apartment
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Why do bloated bellies in women turn me on so much? Especially when it's with thinner girls?
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>>34530381
oh, well thats fine too i guess.
are you one of those men?
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>>34530384
You're either a feeder or have a pregnancy fetish.
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>>34530355
Very creeped out. I am a person, not a pet.
>>
Women fear my masculine aura.
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>>34530384
Literally me and I hate it
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>>34530388
*stench
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>>34530360
I’m about to solve the mystery of who’s banging Officer Scoob’s wife while he’s out on night shift
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>>34530390
That too.
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>>34530355
I'm into it but you have to let me do some of that to you also
Mostly notably
>brush your teeth for you
because I like the intimacy
>pick out your clothes for you
but not in a "you can't go out like that" kind of way
>put your socks and shoes on and off for you
For exactly the reasons you think

I'd also want to physically feed you
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>>34530355
>shave your face
This is my thing but the rest seems gay
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>>34530385
Not that anon but I feel like that might be too much for me despite the fact I'd really like to have a woman that's dominant in a sexual way towards me

I'm capable of doing some of that stuff myself and it feels like it would just be doing too much, though trimming my hair would be good because then I don't have to spend money getting a haircut lol (and you won't be rough with the shampoo)
Now showering together, washing each other sounds really nice even though that's something we're both capable of
>>
Either gender, do you think it is ok that all these grifters keep trying to steel Clav's aura?
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>>34530369
Yeah but I didn't have any money back then
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Women, would you let your man shave you and clean you (then fuck you)?
>>
Women
What should I do if I keep finding grey hairs on my head?
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>>34530339
Some white people age well, like John McAfee
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>>34530397
F
I don't know what that means
I don't know who those people are
I don't care
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>>34530397
It's a grift eat grift world out there.
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>>34530400
Let them grow
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>>34530402
He is saying they are selling his aura and that is literally the worst thing that has ever happened in his life to him.
>>
Seething about the time I wrote a love letter and shared it online and everyone liked it except the bitch I wrote it for
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>>34530397
Yea, who cares.
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>>34530404
Don't pluck or dye?
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>>34530399
No.
(If you don't know why, then you've never had sex post shave)
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>>34530399
Pornstars wax, they don't shave.
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Men
How much speed and pressure do you apply when you jork your peanits?
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>>34530400
soon to be silver fox anon
hot
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>>34530411
moderate
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>>34530408
Yeah, don't. It's fine.
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>>34530411
Not that much pressure, I've noticed that when women give handjobs some of them squeeze way tighter than is necessary.
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>>34530385
Yes I am but I still find the thought of any of that being acted out irl to be very weird and likely bad for a relationship.
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>>34530378
Im happy to make her happy but to be honest I don't trust her to make good choices about what I wear to present myself to the world and to her. And is also an autonomy thing, Im not giving to her fully my right to choose, she can physically dress me with the clothes that I pick, thats just an implementation of the choices that I made.
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>>34530412
>>34530414
I guess I'll just let it happen then. I have brown hair and I keep spotting greys near my crown
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>>34530419
You stressed about anything? Eating well?
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>>34530421
Just work and yeah, I guess I'm eating pretty well. I could stand to get a multivitamin or two.
>>
Women, when you go from one boyfriend to the next is there ever an overlap period?
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>>34530424
way to remind me that ive never had a bf :,(
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>>34530423
It's the stress.
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>>34530425
You're welcome femanon, happy to help :D
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>>34530425
Also this lol
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>>34530251
Male
No amount of money would make me agree to that.
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>>34530425
I missed the part where that's my problem
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Atoganons how do you feel about never having had a childhood sweetheart
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>>34530428
>>34530433
the moids are being mean to me again
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Has anyone been raped of all the meaning in their life and now engages in excessive drinking on weekends and spending money on food to maintain a hair of joy?
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>>34530272
i like your suspicious enthusiasm but i am a loyal type, i've never connected with anyone else like her, and she's held that place my whole life ^^' i really am okay with being alone if not with her, not a condemnation of that other anon but even if we did click really well, and i decided to couple, i think my heart would always belong to my ex which wouldn't be fair to the anon in question
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>>34530434
I had one. Really wasn't worth it.
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>>34530430
Just at sporting events usually. I would presume for the novelty.
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>>34530424
Bro women will have 2 dates and 2 fucks in the same night!
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>>34530437
I said you're welcome, you're just being mean to yourself
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>>34530434
I had one and she became insane
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>>34530443
You need to be 18 to post here bro
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>>34530434
I had one. He told me to look like britney spears, then I looked like the wrong britney spears. I really should hate moids more.
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>>34530441
>>34530445
Way to be downers about something cute...
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>>34530437
You're a sweetheart and don't let them smother your spark
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>>34530445
Mfw I could have been this for him
>>
Moids, why do you ghost after a great first date?
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>>34530439
No. no matter how bad life gets, I dont see the point of making my body and mind feel worse by drinking myself to death. If I ever totally gave up I'd probably do cocaine until I OD'd.
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>>34530363
>before
For example: she was getting blackout drunk around men at parties. Not her fault that she got raped and she didn't deserve it, but she's still showing reckless disregard for her own safety.
>after
As with any trauma, people are far from guaranteed to have healthy coping mechanisms for it.

In a vacuum, a "stranger in a dark alley" rape that somehow didn't leave lasting trauma or STD's isn't going to morally count against a woman; it's solely a crime committed against her. But real life is almost never so forgiving with such a deep violation.
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>>34530451
A woman judges the quality of a date by how much service is provided to them, a man judges a first date by how much service a woman allows him to provide
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>>34530450
There’s lots of dudes who are into insane women, don’t sweat it.
By insane I mean she would burn herself for the sensation
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>>34530451
I'm glad this one had no audio. Clearly a fake story btw
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>>34530457
How is a fucking fake story you asshole moid?
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>>34530451
Idk, I've never been on a date.
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I've never used smelling salts but they seem like they'd be good for when I get a lil sleepy but can't sleep.
What are they like?
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Women
Is it creepy to take a picture of somebody else's pet? My neighbor's cat was in their window and I had to take a picture because it was really adorable, and I feel weird about it still.
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>>34530458
angry ESL hours lol
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>>34530458
I like how you're still pretending to be a women when it was already revealed you were a man. You're very weird
>>
What is the difference between a woman being nice to you and a woman being comfortable around you?
>>
>>34530460
Smelling salts are a stimulant
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>>34530461
It's just a cat and the neighbour won't know
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>>34530460
That is not what smelling salts are for
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>>34530465
Yes, I get drowsy sometimes
>>
I wish men would stop assuming any and all women they talk to online is inherently attractive/ their type. Makes me feel like im catfishing them when I'm not.
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Moids, why do you steal women's organs?
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>>34530461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtXqUMsTHL8
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>>34530460
They’re good for when you get a lil sleepy but want to stay awake
For sleep, avoid cortisol spikes and encourage serotonin
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>>34530464
I'm nice to almost everyone but few people have ever had me lean my head on their shoulder
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How do I know if it the herp or a singla pimple on my dick?
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>>34530470
How can I steal that which I'm entitled to by default?
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>>34530478
Men should rank lower on the transplant list.
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>>34530473
>They’re good for when you get a lil sleepy but want to stay awake
Good, this is the desired effect
>>34530467
I fear I am once again being misunderstood but I am also willing to believe that my intended use case is also not advisable
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>>34530464
They will want to keep talking with you. If you've been talking a while or know them a while, they're willing to share less shallow information about themselves.

Their smiles and laughter feel a little more genuine? More genuine and meaningful interaction I guess.
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Is it bad that I goon to women with lipedema
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>>34530470
I want to donate my organs but Im scared of doctors giving up on me if Im in a car accident or something.
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>>34530470
Is it not true that people on the donor list are higher up on the transplant list? Cause else that seems wrong.
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>>34530466
I guess that's fair. And I mean, look at this. How could I not take a picture?
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>>34530482
I see. I know better now.
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>>34530485
Your gallbladder is going to become some pooner’s new scrotum
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>>34530483
>lipedema
??
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>>34530489
NTA but I understand completely.
CUTE CAT
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>>34530492
Google Gracie bon
Nta
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>>34530470
payback for all the hearts your gender stole
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>>34530496
Ooooh, so thats what that build is called
>>
>>34530088
M
No
>>
Need a foid with steatopygia.
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>>34530499
Well sorta. Lipedema means a condition that has an unusually high fatty deposit in the persons thighs and ass, comparatively to the rest of their body. Gracie Bon is still an IG bimbo who got surgery but her ass is kinda just that gigantic due to her lipedema
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Are redheads more likely to date outside their race?
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>>34530470
>gender exists solely because God took a rib from a man
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>>34530481
You can ask the cop ITT to hook you up with the big dog nosecandy.

Smelling salts are like a kick to the balls but for your nostrils. Why would you self induce a cortisol spike
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When are you going to make over 100K incels? Tax season is almost here buddy
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>>34530503
Redhead women are it seems. The redhead white woman + Black man seems to be an couple archetype unironically
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>>34530503
No.
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>>34530507
I was wondering why the thread started smelling
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>>34530504
Something about pink tongues is really appealing
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>>34530470
hey, i can't help being klepto over the heart of foids, what's a sensitive boy to do?
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>>34530502
So its kinda like the sister of gigantomastia, like Hitomi Tanaka has?
>>
>>34530344
>>34530339
Yakub spec'd us for dps
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>>34530514
Functionally it can be. In porn terms, yeah
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>>34530516
Natural balanced towards tricknology
>>
>>34530508
Why is this?
>>
>>34530519
I guess it has to do with the contrast between their skintones as well as having the shared experience for being bullied for their appearance
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>>34530512
Um. Tongues are usually pink.
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>>34530483
Probably
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>>34530522
not JHs
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>>34530508
I’m thinking of marrying my korean gf in Vegas in an 70’s Elvis themed wedding
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>>34530522
That was the wrong adjective for me to use but I already hit send so its too late to fix it
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>>34530524
What, is her tongue black too or something?
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>>34530521
Kind of makes sense, but the 2nd part applies more to black women and male redheads, I would think.
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>>34530529
yeah, its that menopausal rot
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>>34530521
Chuds can’t cope dating someone with the opposite skin colour
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>>34530525
Would you wear a sherwani or dhoti ?
>>
>>34530533
huge hand omg
hot
>>
>>34530534
She would probably wear a traditional Korean dress and I wanna wear a white suit with blue suede shoes heyy babyy
>>
Please stop responding to this obese nigger
>>
>>34530525
This is going to go as well as your plans of marrying your latina gf
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>>34530514
>Hitomi Tanaka
Post pregnancy Anri Okita should have satellites orbiting her boobs
>>
Would be cool if I was having sex rn.
>>
>>34530537
You shouldn't abandon your Hindu roots
>>
sizzling fajitas
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>>34530543
Why aren't you?
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>>34530540
Unironically I believe that our differences in skin colour is a huge contributing factor to success of my current relationship, my Latina ex and I were both the same colour lmao
>>
Redhead femanons, what's your type?
>>
>>34530544
Samoa was never colonized by indians unless you’re talking about Mauritius
>>
oh, enjt is here
back to the discord
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Why do moids need to inject their cuckolding fetish into everything?
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State gender
Why did they put the greninja in the cuck chair
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>>34530556
Stardew femanon must be looking forward to this, lol
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The other day my gf and I spent 4 hours playing with google maps looking for destinations to travel, do incels just ever open google maps and sperg autistically lol
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>>34530221
You should thank your dear old dad since Apparently most fetishes are heritable.
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>>34530556
It's weird that 30-40% of women cheat, but only 2-15% are into cuckolding
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>>34530402
Your gender is the reason Clav is rich and famous and now you don't care? Lol
>>
Are younger men actually attracted to cougars or is it mostly a meme?
>>
>>34530564
If he knows and likes it that takes the fun out if it
>>
You’re actually offensively unfunny
>>
>>34530567
So it's not really even about the sex?
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>>34530397
If you unironically watch this stuff you should fuck off from my website
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>>34530565
What's munting?
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>>34530564
Don’t ask Korra what she thinks about Indians
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>>34530566
>Are younger men actually attracted to cougars or is it mostly a meme?
I was really into older women until i was about 24-25.
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>>34530090
I don't think so, I know so.
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The most beautiful girl you'll see today
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Want to visit Seychelles Islands and pretend I’m big boss but my dumbass gf can’t even pronounce it and thinks it’s not a real country
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>>34530571
Nta but you realize that streamers are the new rockstars like Elton John and Michael Jackson were in your time? Pretending that you don't know them doesn't make you cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFrweFyrQsc
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>>34530565
Brett Cooper wants to bounce on that
>>
are women capable of being losers the same way a man is?
>>
>>34530589
do you feal like a loser in the way only a man can apparently be?
>>
>>34530584
>streamers are the new rockstars
is this what zoomers actually believe?
>>
>>34530584
Rockstars actually got tonnes of pussy though. Hasan is the only streamer that fucks like a rock star
>>
>>34530591
honestly yea,
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>>34530595
Why?
>>
>>34530556
Wanting to be cucked is insane.
Wanting to destroy marriages by DOING the cucking is based.
>>
>>34530596
idk its just how my life turned out + my genetics
>>
>>34530584
Nta but no, they are certainly not the rockstars of this time, the rockstar is not gone but its diluted, societies dont have much of a shared entertainment culture, we have a lot if bubbles and stuff does go from one bubble to another but each bubble has their own town celibrity.
>>
>>34530579
My gf is still hotter
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>>34530597
I've ruined things for a few white couples
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>>34530573
Aren't white guys the biggest cucks?
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>>34530601
sure you have rajesh
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>>34530604
I'm not Indian
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>>34530603
Good morning saar
>>
me and my bf have only been officially dating for 2 and a half weeks but we're really close. he's going to be going away for 3 weeks and i'm really sad about it. it's for important family reasons so i'm not upset at him or anything. i think he's really sweet and amazing and i think he's doing the right thing. but idk, am i overreacting for being really gloomy and teary about him leaving? i've been trying to hide how im feeling because i don't want to seem crazy or anything but i know ill probably cry when he leaves and it makes me nervous.
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>>34530601
joshua 3"
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>>34530566
Depends on how hot she is.
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>>34530611
Sweet baby jesus
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I am part of the chosen of god. I am better than others
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>>34530607
It’s not official until you’ve traveled and argued like a married couple but still had a great time
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>>34530607
Honeymoon phase is normal. Just FaceTime him a lot
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>>34530611
>>34530613
Would lick and fingerbang but random question why aren't her panties a darker co
>>
Imagine hating Indians when India is one the closest ally of the western world...
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>>34530606
Fuck off. Im not Indian
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>>34530607
Were you dating before you were official?
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>>34530579
>asian
no
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>>34530619
Clean my toilet dalit janitor or you are FIRED
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>>34530616
i'll try but something about it being borderline edating scares me. like he'll like me less when he comes back or something. he's a very... in person kinda guy. if that makes sense lolol

>>34530622
yeah, i invited him on lots of unofficial dates until he confessed to me.
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>>34530559
>>34530597
>>34530564
If they put in a cheating mechanic they better put in a getting cucked mechanic.
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>>34530546
Just isn't in the cards I'm afraid.
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>>34530620
Prove it Salim
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>>34530627
I hope you kill yourself
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>>34530626
It will get easier once you've graduated high school.
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>>34530627
As long as it's mot random, sure.
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>>34530626
I don't think 3 weeks is enough time to lose feelings.
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>>34530635
Sadly life is random.
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>>34530638
Irl you don't have to worry about your wife cucking you with guys shorter than her for example.
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>>34530638
>>34530635
Actually most moids probably neglect their wife, so this should be a definitive mechanic to keep your wife happy by doing the love labor and taking her on dates or she divorces your ass after 3 months.
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>>34530640
If only that were true.
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>>34530642
Did Danny devito fuck your wife?
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>>34530634
i'm almost 30 lolol
>>34530637
i hope not, i really do like him a lot. i don't want to mess this up. i'm also his first relationship so i'm just worried he'll decide i'm not his type or something.
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>>34530550
unironically, from what ive seen 50% have a preference or at least a tolerance for niggers. it has something to do with getting rejected by plainfems because they stand out and having a reputation for being huge whores. the effect is being widely panned and dismissed so they fuck niggers as a form of revenge. im just generalizing though.
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What's her best outfit?
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>>34530406
If you shared it here, I remember lots of people telling you it's mega cringe and to not do it.
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>>34530646
M
I'd like far right if it were a dress instead of a robe thing.
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>>34530647
Nah, wasn’t here
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>>34530406
Chad doesn't write love letters...
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>>34530649
Ok, share it then so we can all tell you it was obvious that it's a bad idea.
Did you share it on reddit? People there always tell you you're a prodigy even if you're doing something mega cringe.
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>>34530644
>almost 30
>measures relationships in half weeks
>he "confessed"
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
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>>34530650
Truth
>>34530651
I don’t have it saved, off the top of my head it was lots of “I love you just as you are, everything you are”
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>>34530077
India will be a superpower by 2030, and a hyperpower by 2050
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>>34530644
>i’m almost 30
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>>34530652
>>34530660
At least she's not Indian
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>>34530641
Jump off a building
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>>34530651
This site has become reddit jr.
We have cops doing open pr only it’s outside of /b/ now
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>>34530641
Double emotional labour xp if you buy the battle pass!
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>>34530661
I love how ‘indian’ is now an insult thank you beloved discord community
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>>34530607
>i think he's doing the right thing
Does this imply you two discussed if he should cancel on his family because you want to cuddle? Damn...
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>>34530664
Back the blue, or you're a leftist faggot.
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>>34530664
Ngl cop anon turned me on.
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>take Aspirin before going to bed
>wake up early in the morning, feeling like I need to puke
Why are you doing this to me, femanons..
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>>34530650
This is true, my gf and I decided to make a diary to document how we feel and so far she’s already filled up 5 pages and I haven’t written down a single word lmao
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>>34530645
Are you from the US? That's sad to hear. What would you say are the obvious signs besides her just being a redhead?
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>>34530672
>douse yourself in chemicals
>y do I feel not so good?
are you a bit slow in the head perhaps?
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>>34530668
How do you stop human and drug traffickers? Call the cops? Lol.
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>>34530671
His casual attitude towards death was rather erotic
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i lovemen i wish i could keep one as a pet
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>>34530668
You know who is going to shoot you for doing anything remotely right wing, right? All this woodchipper talk, tkd talk, it’s all piss in the wind
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>>34530678
Just go to lgbt to find another gay man like you.
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>>34530677
Yes.
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>>34530678
Do I get to sleep on the bed?
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>>34530680
im not gay nor do i like gay men
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I cba with women
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>>34530683
Deeply closeted, eh?
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>>34530684
I'll fuck them for you.
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Nothing wrong with being Indian. I don't care what a bunch of 30+ social rejects think of me.
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>>34530668
I trust military not faggot fucking cops. Cops protect criminals and do whatever their jewish masters tell them. Military, not police, has supported every coup in history. Police are there to stop you from being violent, nothing else
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>>34530682
seeing as my real dog can’t make it up here, you shouldnt either, sorry, rules r rules
i will supply u a dog bed tho
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>>34530684
Oh no, what a monumental loss for women.
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>>34530675
I didn't take it for fun.
Billions of women must repent for this sin...
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Femanons, when was your last orgasm?
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>>34530686
Good luck with that
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>>34530685
im female
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>>34530694
About four hours ago.
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You know who investigates (and for some mysterious reason can’t get to the bottom of) child porn and drug cartels, right? It’s not the military
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>>34530689
Damn, I'm probably not even getting treats out of this.
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>>34530668
You triggered our resident homeless crackhead who has been in and out of prison several times.
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>>34530690
I hope not, I just want to be left alone to get high and write
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>>34530684
You're not even peggable, that's why you can't arse.
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>>34530696
Then post your hands.
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>>34530695
You can make your own luck.
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>>34530700
I don’t touch cocaine. That’s a cop drug
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>>34530693
Where's the booboo?
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>>34530701
Nobody asked.
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>>34530702
Don’t wanna be pegged
>>34530704
Sure bro I’ll make a cast of my face and dick for you
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Sar
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>>34530701
Write what? Self pitying drivel?
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>>34530708
I... I thought my blood flow was pretty bad yesterday, so I took an aspirin...
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>>34530710
Sorry bro, apparently clone a Willy has a minimum size requirement
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>>34530713
...
Why? Was your penis flaccid?
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>>34530700
Ikr? I got a triple reply out of it.
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>>34530715
We invented electricity computers and the internet
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>>34530717
Jorked too hard
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>>34530715
>We need to take matters into our own hands
What do you mean?
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>>34530717
I think blood thinner would kill erections.
No, I took it because my left leg felt weird. It's fine again this morning.

>>34530721
I did not!
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>>34530719
Those are all very bad things.
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>>34530711
Stop ban evading and fuck off permanently or kill yourself nobody loves you jeet
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What even makes a guy peggable?
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>>34530727
Under 5'7
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>>34530712
I’ve been writing a story about a character who is on the precipice of death and rewatches all of their life
>>34530714
I need the hantavirus to fix me
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>>34530725
Log off irl
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>>34530719
NTA, but electricity was discovered not "invented". The computer and the internet were the works of thousands and thousands of engineers from different ethnic backgrounds. Many things that caucasians claimed they invented were either things that past civilizations had already invented or things that they robbed and claimed credit for

Read on the origins of fiber cables, the most important invention of today.
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>>34530729
>character who is on the precipice of death and rewatches all of their life
Called it.
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where can i find myself a pathetic chubby blond man to mate with? where do all of you lurk irl
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>>34530697
Based
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>>34530731
>say it with me bros
>COLONIZED BY BWC
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>>34530719
Who is "we"? Why are taking credit for the accomplishment of someone whom you were not related to? Is your last name franklin?
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>>34530728
How tall are you?
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>>34530733
It’s not self pitying though
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>>34530738
One inch man
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>>34530722
In places like Detroit, there are FB groups where people plan robberies and shit. They actively target whites and asians.
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>>34530739
Somehow I don't really believe you.
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>>34530741
Do you hate Asians too?
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>>34530737
Go back and finish your 16+ hour shift at the scam call centre Rajesh
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Does everyone here
a) not believe that cops do cp and drug rings
b) believe it, but don’t care
c) believe it, but feel it goes without saying


State gender
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Mayos are the real enemy.
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>>34530743
Yeah, you have plenty of reasons not to
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>>34530748
Cucked by the BWC once again saars
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>>34530728
finally a win for manletGODS
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>>34530744
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>>34530747
F and c
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>>34530748
>>34530750
I see you've finally met
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>>34530747
F, not every cop is the same person.
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Women.
What is the best way for a men to live?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfc38bcR74E

>>34530759
Not all cops. But definitely cops.
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>>34530761
happy and alcohol free
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>>34530761
I think women like it when we die :/
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>>34530761
I think we need poisoned garbage for moids to eat.
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>>34530731
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_fiber
What about it?
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>>34530759
If only there was a group of people who would arrest the cp and drug rings
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Taking nudes of myself just so I can feel like a sexual being.
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>>34530763
>definitely cops
Sure, many are part of the problem but you could say the same about a whole bunch of professions.
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>>34530766
Is that how you treat your son?
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>>34530769
Lookin good
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>>34530763
>the biggest consumers of cuck porn
Korra was right
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>>34530770
You just want to fuck them
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>>34530763
I think 4chan namefags are more likely to do cp and drug rings than cops
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>>34530772
Yes, I think so.
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>>34530768
Oh wait
>>34530770
You cannot say the same about any other profession (except doctors)
False equivalency from a degenerate idiot
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>>34530776
I think you don’t know anything about the real world and how it operates
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>>34530777
Immaculate form, how heavy is that dick?
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>>34530774
>account based in Mumbai
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>>34530780
Feeling pretty heavy today.
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>>34530779
How's your friend Croc?
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>>34530782
Neat, good for you
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>>34530778
???
>politicians
>finance and banking
>oil and gas industry
>insurance industry
>pharma industry
>religious institutions
>charity
>foster care
>scientific research and publication
>lawyers and judges
I feel like it's you thats low IQ here.
>>34530775
Big iron go BANG BANG, yes.
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>>34530779
We know you got all your kids taken by CPS.
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The queen of atoga?
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>torontopajeet whenever JH enters the thread
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>>34530764
I have been sober for 7 or so weeks.
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>>34530787
You can say jews.

Really it’s cops and judges who are directly in the pockets of cp and drug rings for obvious reasons
>big insurance is running the cp and drug rings! the bankers
Retard
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>>34530792
Just admit you were wrong, lol.
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>>34530789
painfully mid
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>>34530794
Post your nose
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>>34530797
Imagine being gary unironically.
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>oil and gas is running the cp and drug rings
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>>34530800
Dig deeper.
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>>34530795
>Fair skinned
>Nice hair
>Hunter eyes
>Good facial symmetry
>Super likeable personality

What's mid about her exactly?
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>>34530802
>hunter eyes
Is that what we call puffy face hooded eyes from hanging fat deposits now?
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>>34530802
>puffy and swolen face
>bleached hair, doesnt even look good
>ugly piercings
>asian genes
>quirky chungus personality that gets old a week after knowing the person
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>>34530355
The shaving sounds kind of romantic, but the rest is just going over board and taking a deep dive into annoying.
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>>34530809
cringe whore
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>post mid girl
>say "find a flaw"
>anons start nit picking and taking her apart to prove him wrong
>insecure ugly atoga foids have a mental breakdown reading how moids pay attention to every little detail and flaw in a girl
I have to say, the brownoids new bait method is pretty effective and entertaining.
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>>34530812
well youre still going to have to get used to it
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>>34530801
>insurance is running the cp and drug rings
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>>34530816
iykyk
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>>34530809
She likes Chainsaw man which is a win in my books. Also, have you seen how many married men were simping for her oon FB during the Olympics
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>>34530802
>slanted* eyes
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>>34530672
Even worse, I just sharted the bed (or I may have during the night). Just enough to leak onto the linen.
Then I shaved my crotch in the obviously necessary shower afterwards and slightly cut into my right ball.

What a horrible morning to be alive, maybe I should buy a lottery ticket.
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>>34530818
Cringe
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>>34530820
>femanons
>ball
I knew you were a tranny because of the sharting even before reading the gay male shaving and the balls part.
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>>34530815
no
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Nothing changes the fact that she’s objectively beautiful and captured the hearts of millions of people.
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I will never understand men but I'm forced to try because I wasn't spared with being a lesbian or an aromantic to escape you ppl, how awful. This must be how Sisyphus felt.
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>>34530824
Why do you write like huffpost headlines?
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>>34530822
>incel has a trany fetish
No, I am just a straight, hairy, grown ass man.
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>>34530826
Why do you actively hate someone who's more successful and more beautiful than you?
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>>34530817
Insurance is already running insurance. They already run a criminal enterprise, in insurance. They are involved in insurance rings.
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>>34530824
>>34530818
She's cute, but you spamming her here is just off topic.
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>>34530827
Then why do you respond to posts addressing females? Why do you shave your genitals like a homosexual?
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Imagine hating Alysa..
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>>34530824
I can't get over the under lip piercing. It's icking me out. There are so many more attractive women to dream about on the internet.
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>>34530829
The point was that many professions are corrupt but even if the point was which professions have skin in the cp and drug ring, my list would still be accurate because any profession/industry that has any power and money and ability to do shady things is involved in those.
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>>34530831
>shave your genitals
Because I am not a monkey.

>respond to posts addressing females?
You are projecting a bit much there.
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whta is the male version of that alyssa liu chick
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>>34530835
Go back and read the op post you responded to brainlet.
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>>34530833
>There are so many more attractive women to dream about on the internet.

Like Eileen Gu?
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>>34530837
I am the OP, you utterly retarded low IQ idiot.
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>>34530836
That scrawny youtuber BV has a crush on.
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>>34530836
is every post you make just bait? do you not get disgusted with yourself?
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>>34530839
>responding to his own posts
It gets worse every minute.
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>>34530842
anon i already dont feel great, dont be mean to me for no reason, im not the guy u think i am
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>>34530844
Yes, what part of "even worse" is so hard for you to understand, tranny-fetishizing ESLtard?
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>>34530838
Go away.
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>>34530847
You should take a break now.
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>>34530836
That Kazakh guy who also skated at the Olympics.
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how do you guys feel about Angel fangs piercings?
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>>34530849
Well clearly something is fucked up with my stomach, now stop being such a cunt.
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>>34530834
Cops can shoot people dead. You think money can buy that power? It can buy cops I guess

Cops can arrest competitors, have immense resources, have boots on the ground, you’re fucking retarded if you think money can buy that (it can but it requires cops)
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>>34530854
>you’re fucking retarded if you think money can buy that
I'm genuinely speechless considering your utter retardation.
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>>34530814
Remember whenever you see a post you don’t like just report, it takes 7 seconds of your time, if enough people report the same poster he/she gets range banned almost immediately. With your help we can make /ATOGA/ great again
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>>34530855
If money were to buy that power, the commodity would be in the form of cops
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>>34530858
Consider this conversation over and me the winner.
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>>34530845
Fuck off saar everybody hates you ban evader
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>>34530859
You’re wrong on both counts
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>>34530857
As if ban evading wasn't a thing...
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>>34530824
>won only because the golden trio was not allowed to compete
>>
Say you bought a thug to mercilessly browbeat your opposition. That thug would get arrested for breaking the law. Now say you bought a cop to do the same thing. See where I’m going with this?
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>>34530863
Nobody cares about this gay ass "sports". Alysa is just incredibly attractive and has a pleasant personality. The end
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>>34530867
Men are such pigs
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>>34530862
Ban evading is incredibly time consuming and inconvenient to the ban evader, making them waste more time on 4chan when they could be doing something more productive with their life.
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>>34530867
she's less attractive than any of the trio though so even there she falls short
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>>34530870
You just have to reset your ip, it takes "switching off wifi" on your phone and wiping your browser history and maybe five seconds.
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>>34530873
Don’t take this away from him, it’s all he’s got
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>>34530873
4chan has made it a lot harder than that nowadays t. serial ban evader
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>>34530877
Nah
>>34530874
Nah
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>>34530874
The psychological impact that comes with using 4chan is enough revenge for my enemies, having a life outside of internet culture is the biggest “fuck you” to everyone that uses it and they know it
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>>34530873
Man, I'm too used to search shortcuts and youtube recommendations for that shit
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>>34530866
It becomes a nearly impossible predicament to fix
>>
>>34530873
Indians still haven’t figured out how to ban evade correctly, users like Torontopajeet literally revolve around the concept of; get banned, wait out ban, immediately begin posting again like nothing happened. It’s basically torture to anyone without irl friends or a gf.
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>>34530851
I don't mind them. Saw a woman with something similar recently and I couldn't stop looking at her on my screen.
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>>34530851
Ew
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>>34530867
>incredibly attractive
Not really. Her face is incredibly mid. Her only redeeming quality is her body and there are thousands of athletes like that.
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>>34530887
As someone with an asian gf they all kinda look the same after a while
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>>34530888
enjt, name on.
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Being chad is so fun like bro everyone is going through the trenches and I’m just here having sex with my future wife lmao I will never not miss being being an incel
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>>34530890
Gloves on H1Bjeet, clean my toilet now dalitchan



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