the one that pays you most for whatever the most sophisticated thing you can do without thinking is. turn your brain off and listen to podcasts and you'll be ready for retirement in no time

Shovel shit out of cuckoo clocks.

>>34532767
Is that a real job?

>>34533772
No. It's just an old timey way of saying to take any job you can get to pay your tab.

>>34532648
Night time security guard I think. Its what losers who dont wanna do anything and have no life do for work. Sit around all night by themselves

>>34532760
Tried this. Ended up automating most of the job and WFH too.

I just ended up playing vidya and smoking weed all day and had a psychotic break tho. Lost the job as a result.

You gotta find something engaging. Going autopilot with podcasts will drive you crazy after a few years.

>still responding to the stick figure spammer in 2026

>>34533880
thread is relevant though, i am in same boat as op
probably many others, too
but i guess theres no specific answer to this other than just be lucky to be born wealthy kek

>>34533880
>doesn't know what a stick figure is

>>34532648
The job that will hire you

>>34533838
do you have coworkers in these jobs? I would rather not have to be in the same room as someone else

>>34534282
>would rather not have to be in the same room as someone else
Kek, what a loser

>>34534282
Depends on the location (I didn't get to choose when I worked as security). You are guaranteed to swap keys/equipment with a coworker when clocking in or out. If someone is late, then you gotta wait for them, but IIRC you get a little extra time for that.

Majority of these are op replying to himself Btw

>>34536163
Including yours?

That’s him above me , you can tell because it didn’t sage btw

>>34536579
This was also me btw

He will bump it / samefag anytime it passes page 5 btw