How can one get better at shit tests?I am socially inept
She drops her keys and wants you to pick them up. What do you think you do?
>>34537154DUHhhh I SYAY>Wait.... Are you shittesting me right now?>Pffft sorry, no ma'am stacy.DEN I POOP MY PANTS!!!!!
>>34537144I don't think /adv is knowledgeable/believes Red pill theories on women.
>>34537144eat better and your shits will give better results
>>34537154I cannot deal with shit like this. I'd tell her to fuck off immediately. Behave like a normal person.
>>34537154Pick them up then repeatedly almost give them to her before yanking them away and going "ope too slow!" until she sucks me off
>>34537154That kind of shit is age appropriate for teenagers and it's not so black and white when you're talking to people who had dating experience at 13-15
>>34537154Why does she want me to pick them up? Are her hands full? I pick them up and put them in her purse for her or hold them until we get wherever we're going. If it looks like she's trying to get me to do it for some other silly reason, I turn it around on her in a joking manner or get irrationally angry about it if I haven't eaten in a few hours. She's an adult, she can get her own fucking keys, stupid bitch. I need a snack.
>>34537144>>34537154Its not about what you say but how you react and you should always react in a way that keeps your center. If she drops her keys and they land right by your feet the nice thing to do would be to pick them up and give them to her. If on the other hand you’re on the phone and she hucks them across the parking lot then begs you to pick them up then you shouldn’t feel obligated
>>34537154pick her up and swing her around like a metal detector until she picks up the keys
