previous thread >>34502402Yesterday when i was at work...she invited me to her place...fuck i was fucking nervous anons, i had the old post saved so i went through it once more and reread all the advices.https://files.catbox.moe/shh5c8.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/gouppx.pngi was debating whether i should go. It was friday i didnt shower for 3 days i was wearing boots with height insoles i could fucking kill that cat with just the smell. https://files.catbox.moe/5vhf5f.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hs03ey.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9h5idf.pngI went to the bathroom in the office before leaving and washed my feet and flipped my socks inside out. I called the pharmacy next to the ofifce and asked if they have cialis there, they did so i pretty happy. I got 1x20mg tablet and just swallowed it on my way. I was debating whether i should get condoms too so idk i just didnt. I arrived around 7 and called her, i will upload the picture of her house below i think, I got dark chocolate and dry cat food. NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED FUCKING NOTHING
i was just playing with her cat he really liked me and after like 10 mins she looked at me and said "can we stop playinggg with him, hes tired i can tell" and i was like okay and she started to almost cry to me, she was telling me how stressed she is and how much burned out she is from the job. She is the product manager and recently the manager left the so she is doing all the job, i told her that i figured it out that "my" department is just a cover for their illegal business to look legit. I know all you bitch tf you mean.I had impression that she is trying to give me an offer, she kept repeating how small is the talent pool and they cant find talented programmers. They are running gambling business she told me they are making millions per month, the chinese department works 6 days per week and they just play games and sometimes program and she has to cover their ass. She was telling me all of this while taking a second or two between sentences cause she was trying to not cry, she was telling me how much she needs the vacation. For a second in my life i had somewhat empathy towards a female, she sounded very tired and genuine.After around 10 minutes of talking like that she asked me, what do you want to watch on TV. My autistic fucking ass said "i dont watch tv" she said "aww okay okay me too". Apparently she ordered food for us, it was fried chicken and some other bullshit. We sat at her kitchen very close cause her apartment was small in general. I asked her if she talks to her parents, she said "no", i replied "happy for you". For the context i didnt see my parents in last 10 years and she knows it so i could relate to that.
>>34537499The whole time of eating i just told her how horrible is my department, no one can program there they are imcompitent faggots and she was roasting, laughing and saying the same stuff. She worked with my department for a month and the boss decided that they are just gonna keep my department to just make the business look legit. She told me who fucks who and i was just telling her how my "team lead" who has journalist degree is fucking rubbing her hips to my shoulder when shes passing by me to get water. I was making fun of all of them. We were roasting everyone there, from hr to the fat coworkers she has to the thirsty horny whores that work with me. I started it first, i called the team lead "a retarded bitch" and she laughed and said the department leader is even bitchier.Anyways after that i got ourself milk and we went to the living room. Oh yeah when we were eating she said "lets eat and then have fun" and smiled. It was already around 8:30pm now and we sat in the living room for another 30 minutes and i was like "okayy im gonna go noww", "awww noooo, oh yes okay okay". She told me how much better she feels and i made her day and shit like that. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT I WANTED THAT PUH FUCK MY BAD ANONS I COULDNT DO ANYTHING....
>>34537496Nothing happened because you showed up smelling like ass and feet
>>34537504i use cologne and deodorant and i shave every morning, it was my feet probably but idk
>>34537496A co-worker who thought of you as a friend was having a bad day and turned to her friend for some sympathy. EVERYTHING else you expected was just in your imagination
>>34537496>It was friday i didnt shower for 3 daysDude
>>34537503Yeah man, can’t fix autism. That’s brutal. You obviously have zero clue how to flirt or engage and escalate physically with a woman. All you fuckin had to do was have her put something on the TV and then scoot next to her, jfc
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>>34538074i dont know man i wasnt even that awkward i just didnt know what to do, i litetrally just expected her to get on her knees and blow that cialis dih.
>>34537496So you're 6'6? How much do you weigh? If you're able to, you need to shower once daily. This is your own fault. Your parents fucking failed you in the social interaction world. You don't know how to interact with people. Whether that's men or women. You can blame it on autism all you want but people are waking up to the fact that autism is bullshit. This is your own fault.
>>34538334>it's his fault he had bad parents
>>34538339He's 19 years old. Did he not socialize in high school?
>>34538340>I had friends in high school therefore everyone did>I attended one high school and had time to build relationships therefore everyone did>I attended public high school therefore everyone didNormgroids are truly devoid of empathy
>>34538342I never had friends in high school. That's your assumption. I was a choir kid. Only "friends" I ever had were in my groups that I was put into and traveled with. I never had girlfriends or went to prom or homecoming or any sporting events. I literally lost my fucking apartment to a fire during Spring Break of my senior year and lost everything I ever had and still had to bust my ass to graduate with honors. He's 19 years old. How does he not know how to interact with a girl? Watch a movie. Talk online to girls. Just get the fuck out of your own way and out of your comfort zone. Autism isn't an excuse. I've seen plenty of autists with girlfriends and getting pussy.
>>34538334i dont blame it on autism, i am skeptical if i even have one. I dont blame anything on anyone i did nothing wrong you faggot and even if i did i do know thatits my fault. I spend 16 hours infront of my screen doing what i like and i dont give a shit. I weight around 190 pounds now, i do calisthenics and i do weight training in my room, i hate publig gyms its just disgusting. I am at around 14 % bf with 22 inch bideltoid
>>34538349Yet you can't even get pussy. Abysmal. What good are those 16 hours in front of the screen? Go make some money, kid.
>>34538358is this guy like retarded or smthin ? you are the reason i dont interact with people
34538365Then it's not autism, it's pretty princess syndrome you got because your parents coddled you as they realized how much of a failure you are.Like, holy shit, there's a reason actual autists never talk about their diagnoses unless it's the right time. They read the room better than you pretenders.
>>34538365I was actually fucking diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. 2017. By a Board Certified Clinical Neuropsychologist. This woman is a professor of psychology at a major university in this area. Yet you want to sit here on your little entitled ass and tell me that something's wrong with you because of some faggy ass TikTok test you took? Nothing is wrong with you. You're just a fucking moron. Take a shower and maybe a girl will want to suck your cock.
>>34538074More advice in regards to this? Not op but a sperglord too
>>34538374you stupid nigger if you actually read a word i fucking put in this thread you would i know i didnt have them you unlovable sub90iqed niggerish normie faggot die fucking already you filthy niggerbrained double digit iqed faggot
>>34538398In regards to flirting or what? I'm autismo but I'm pretty damn good with women. Aim to let her talk for about 60% of the time while you talk for 40%.This is a logic-based win. You have 100% control over being clean, smelling good, and wearing clothes that fit properly. A great fragrance and a clean haircut immediately set you apart from a massive percentage of the dating pool.
Holy shit
>>34538399Have fun with your hand for another decade, retad
>>34538438i know...my bad will try to rape her next time
>>34538449Nigga no one ever said that. You'll be fine. Just wash your ass lmao
Also, get some decent colognes. If you shower and have a decent little cologne you wear, you'll get pussy. I got pussy from this cute little black chick a few times all because i walked in her store and she liked my cologne. If you need tips, just ask me, dude.
>>34538450>>34538454FUCK NIGGAS I DO FUCKING SHOWEVER IT WAS JUST GONNA BE WEEKEND AND I SLEPT LIKE 30 HOURS IN TOTAL FOR THE LAST WEEK CAUSE I AM WORKING ON A PROJECT IT WAS JUST...IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE SHE MADE ME COME THAT DAY SPECIFICALLY FUCK
>>34538462You're fucking cute lol do you have a Tinder? Hinge? Make one. Tonight. Your inbox would be full dude
>>34538454>>34538417What fragrances are good? What about haircuts? How do i start conversation with a stranger? How do i tell if i am or am being offputting to someone?
>>34537496I have never in my life went 3 days without showering.Your boots sound disgusting. Throw them away immediately.
>>34538493Fragrances are budget dependent. If you have the money for nicer ones, get nicer ones. I've had everything from Creed to YSL to Paco Rabanne, Dior, Chanel, clones, all sorts of shit. It's going to be summer soon in the US, climate matters too. You don't wear heavier cloying fragrances in humid hot weather. If you are looking for a one-bottle signature scent, Bleu de Chanel or YSL Y EDP are incredibly hard to beat for versatility.
>>34538493Haircuts, depends on your facial structure. I've always kept my hair short even when I could grow it longer. Facial hair matters too. As long as you're groomed well, it's fine. You start conversations with strangers by studying psychology a little bit. You have to figure out how people operate and control the conversation. It's like a yo-yo. Ever play with a yo-yo? You'll know if you're offputting to someone by their body language. It's all practice and trial & error.
>>34538463"Cute"You saw a little tiny bit of shredded body. God I need to get to that gym, you fucking cunt, swipe on me you fucking cuntEveryone who complains about "gymbros" is a fucking loser, the gym people get girls, while the people who complain - are like the 45 year old women in the "I consent, I consent, is there someone you forgot to ask?" meme - their opinion doesn't matter, they don't have what the guy is looking for and offer nothing of value, just like the gymbro complainers.
>>34538546its the height...
>>34537503>Oh yeah when we were eating she said "lets eat and then have fun" and smiled. It was already around 8:30pm now and we sat in the living room for another 30 minutes and i was like "okayy im gonna go noww", "awww noooo, oh yes okay okay". She told me how much better she feels and i made her day and shit like that.Um... so she told you that the two of you were going to have sex after eating. And then, after eating, you announced that you were leaving, and walked out. I'm not clear why you're upset that you didn't get to have sex when you decided to leave before the sex could happen.
>>34538582because we kinda ran out of topics and it was getting late atp and i was nervous, its my first ever time being in someones house like this in general. I am full blown khhv(kissless hugless handless virgin) so i dont know. Again with her i was talking a lot and she talked to me she doesnt realise i am this weird, i am able to be normal when i try realy hard. I was making jokes and stuff like when we finished eating, she was holding the bag from the food and i was wiping the table and i was like "aghhh doing women job" she rolled her eyes and smiled and i said "cookingggg,cleaningg.. not having right to vote yk" and she laughed and lots of retarded shit liek that happened. I guess i should have stayed for longer but i didnt want to be a burden i dont know i just fuck dude JUST FUCKING FUCK
>>34538601You ran out topics so you couldn't fuck her? Do you even hear what you are saying anon?
>>34538611not that we ran out of topics, its just...ughh idk its just that feeling when its time to leave yk. I know i sound liek a fucking retard i felt like shit whole fucking day, i guess i left right when something intersting would happen. I couldnt fuck her because the only way i could is if she got on her knees and started to blow that dih, thats when i would be sure i am not a retard who misinterpreted the whole thing like this anon pointed out>A co-worker who thought of you as a friend was having a bad day and turned to her friend for some sympathy. EVERYTHING else you expected was just in your imagination. I dont even know her actual name, after i left the house i realised i should have asked her since we got somewhat intimate and the name she goes by is an obvious fake nickname for the illegal business. There is no much about her online, but i found this picrel which is almost exactly how she looks like except the coloring of course. She has great body great fucking ass and great skin. You wouldnt give her anything above 25.
>>34538624She wants you to be a man and initiate sex. It's that simple.
>>34538633or she just wants to have a trustworthy person for her cat that she would die for because shes going for a vacation in a month and views me as a fucking weird big ass kid
Ask her if she's seeing someone. She'll get the hint that you are not there for her pussy but that instead you want pussy
dude fucking shower ur disgusting lmao. also i hope you dont get that pussy ever if ur talm about some shit like 'BRO ION CAREI JIST NEED HER' get out and touch grass fucking bitch
>>34538633HOW
>>34538790You're lightyears away from worrying about things of that. You think it sperfectly normal to not shower, wear lifts, open abotu seeing women only as fuckholes and are an all around weirdo. You don't have to be some turbonormie, but stop larping as a pajeet and lose the lifts. Your height is perfectly fine without them.
>>34537499>they cant find talented programmersWTF. Just hire me MTF. But I just work from home.
>>34537499>For the context i didnt see my parents in last 10 years and she knows it so i could relate to that.Raised by grandparents? For some reason i think you're South American, idk why
>>34538601>because we kinda ran out of topics and it was getting late atp and i was nervousThat's the moment sex happens bro, I know bcs I watch movies, trust me
>>34538918nah im from east europe suka and shi
>>34538790>HOWJust get your face closer to hers, it's that simple, she will probably initiate the kiss, and then you can do whatever you want as long as she doesn't says "no, get away from me." It's that simple bro, trust me, I watched in the movies
>>34538926>nah im from east europe suka and shiGot it, I wish I was your height, not gonna lie. You can bag this chink milf bro, I trust you can fucking do it. You just have to be less insecure and trust your stats. You were born an MVP
>>34538933y4es at this point i just sound like an attention whore but height become somewhat a part of my personality, the average height for males in my country is 5'6 and since the company is chink company the average maale height in that office is somewhere around 5'5. Shes atleast 5'10 maybe even 5'11, i never thought one of the tallest females i will see is a fuicking chinese gook. If she is actually interested in me the height thing is probalby one of the biggest reasons cause shes atleast a head and half taller than every single given guy in that office, poor thing prolly saw a nigga taller than her first time. I have a feeling shes gonna invite me more, i will be more prepared next time anons>>34538790this is not me btw
>>34538879he's probably gonna end up a child molester lmao nah fuck this kid, he's a spergy retard.
>>34537503>when we were eating she said "lets eat and then have fun" and smiled.>we sat in the living room for another 30 minutes and i was like "okayy im gonna go noww"you dumb faggot why didn't you just get close to her, put your hands around her and went for a kissthe fuck do you think she meant by "have fun"?
weird bait threadyou scoured the archives for advice, but didn't shower or have clean socks?no amount of cologne will save you, that'll make everything worse.
>>34537503i dont know who you are or what this gay story started from but you sound like a severely mentally handicapped retard.
>>34537503She never intended on having sex with you anon. Women do this to men they don't find attractive but who they know is susceptible to female bs. You got strung along so she could have a guy validate her feelings. Nut up and move on. A girl who really finds you attractive will ALWAYS make a move.
>>34542919explain that to this retards for calling me a faggot for not making a move, yeah i dont think shes sexually attracted to me its just fucking whatever. On the other hand calling a fucking guy to your house at evening with food and "have fun" and asking for pics and FUCK isnt that the fucking MOVE ? isnt it fucking obivous way of making MOVE FUCK I FUCK IOSFJLKDSJLFKJSDFIm in the office now i talked to her a minute ago she told me "usually i sleep good but after our talk i slept so bad, there were so many emotions and disgust" refering to the coworkers and stuff and how shes working on her cv to leagve this place.
dude i sound like even more of a fufcking gay desperate fuck now https://files.catbox.moe/i6k6h1.png
