Old: >>34538986
I've already masturbated six times today and it's barely past noon.
Femanons, on a scale of 1-10 how interested in butt stuff are you?
>>3454127310
>>345412733
>>34541273Negative, would dump a partner for expressing serious interest in it
>>34541261I’ll give you Connelly and Mendes. Sofia Vergara also deserves a spot on the list.How do we feel about Jamie Chung bros? I’m trying to find a hotter Asian and struggling. Lucy Liu feels like the clear response but there’s always been something weird about her I can’t place like with Gal Gadot that I just find off putting.
Men, rate my alleged lookalike >>34541266
>>34541281Don't you have a dick?
>>34541288No
>>34541287>Skinny Adelle
>>34541284>How do we feel about Jamie ChungShe pretty.
I hate the dumb rating battles>muh 10Pretty much all women to me are smash or passTrying to rate facial attractiveness seems pointlessEspecially since celebrity women are usually too skinny
>>34541273i've been referred to as the buttstuff femanon before
>>34541265Hell yeahhttps://youtu.be/qO1CG8_kXgc
Are there decent odds of finding someone to be degenerate sex weirdos and also lovingly raise children together with?
>>34541298Yes
>>34541295JH?
Women Would you rather move with your buff scientist husband to Dayton, OH, Alexandria, VA, Santa Fe, NM, Albuquerque, NM, or Huntsville, AL?
females how come you will talk to me and smile and give me compliments on my outfits but will never hang out with me alone or go on a date
>>34541287I think SmashOrPassAnon has a point but there are three categories. Pass, Meh, and Smash.
>>34541306Naïvety in thinking we can be nice towards men without them seeing our friendly gestures as free pussy vouchers
>>34541273
>>34541265
>>34541302she has got to be so sick of being called by name every time any woman ever says anything remotely horny
>>34541302No, you moron with zero pattern recognition.
>>34541320JH?
>>34541314>take compliments just as compliments >women get butthurt you don't make moves on them
>>34541318Good
>>34541314i didn't say anything about free pussy vouchers
Pretty much banking all my happiness on this girl that my friend knows to like me after he tells her the story about how I mistook her for someone else but became interested in her after hearing more about her and looking at her Instagram. I’m a fucking failure, I should just kill myself. It doesn’t matter if I’m tall or white or make a lot of money or have interesting hobbies that I’m good at; I’m a fucking asocial freak and no woman would ever love me
>>34541318Well she is the one that talks about buttstuff the most so it's gotta be her fault
The clock is ticking, moids.
>>34541334Indeed. Let us enjoy our time together.
men into being dommed and womwn into domming are both insane that shit is unnatural, your brains are deeply damaged
>>34541336Women aren't into domming thankfully
>>34541334when you're already ugly this doesnt really scare you
Women into facesitting are based
>>34541333that's what you think because you always assume it's her talking
gender. any thoughts/advice? random guy in public asked me for my number and i only gave it to him because i was scared. he dialed it in front of me and made me show my phone to prove it was my real number. then he showed me he saved my number under the wrong name and asked if the name was correct i said yes. then he later texted me with my right name. he keeps calling me and asks about my schedule because he'll come see me and every time he's here he's looking around for me.
>>34541336>woman on top of penis unnaturalLaughable concern to have when some men are out there fucking people's mouths and hands
do girls like Eureka Seven? It has mechs so I am not sure
>>34541345Just say you're not interested if you don't like him
>>34541344Unless you're also blatina in a ménage à trois with two white people then pretty sure I'm thinking of JH
>>34541345Tell him you aren’t interested. If he doesn’t go silent block his number. The end.
>>34541348>Show about mechs>Its just a kid being a whiney bitch and riding a hover boardI can’t remember a single major battle. That show sucked balls.
Why do men hear me out conventionally attractive females but women hear me out lovecraftian abominations?
>>34541346>woman on top of penisyeah sure that's as weird as it gets, a sex position. keep coping, deviant you are a disgrace
>>34541357>t. didn't make it past first few episodesI don't blame you though the first few eps are really bad and cringe.
>>34541345>any thoughts/adviceTry better bait next time.
>>3454136452 posts0 (You)'s(I have not posted yet)
>>34541343on myth.
>>34541361What other part of it could be unnatural? Women demanding sperm from fit males? Sex happening at a woman's terms?
You may think you are baiting me but I am actually baiting you by making you think you are baiting me.
>>34541358Sexually traumatized women become disgusted by any sexually explicit anything about women because it reminds her about how she was used as a WORTHLESS SOULLESS MINDLESS FUCKMEAT RAPEBAIT FLESHBAG RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE, but they also become disgusted by the masculine because anything remotely phallic reminds her of her abuser, but she still has a libido, so she either fixates on super feminine softboys she can self-insert as or she starts gooning to completely non-human bullshit.Tl;dr throw gaydens in a meat grinder it's unironically a more merciful fate than letting them continue to "live"
>>34541363It was a slightly less faggoty version of Evangelion but that’s not saying much since Evangelion is the faggotiest insufferable animated film of all time.
I never in my life seen this many cute couples outside walking hand in hand and kissing before. There were so many of them. Good for them.
>>34541374not sure if you're being intentionally obtuse or if you're just legitimately ignorant
Would you date a bald woman if her facial features were good enough?
>>34541384>comparing E7 to EVAdon't talk to me you filthy peasant
>>34541392Fuck no, bald bitches are broken skanksIf her hair's shorter than her collar, she will cuck you for a dollar
Hi, is this a safe space for queer folks to ask questions to all the genders?
>>34541389Is one of the things I mentioned unnatural? Answer yes or no and define the unnatural component. Feel free to stop posting if all you have is another deflection
>>34541396Probably not
If your gf melted into a pile of goop on the sidewalk, would you scrape her back up? What form would if she could be reformed?
>>34541396No but feel free to ask anyway. It can't be worse than the usual discussion here.
Femanons, what do you think about the male gaze?
>>34541396No this isn't /lgbt/
>>34541400Ageless busty big booty babymachine beauty
Sad
Should I post photos on my instagram? My friend said it’s helped him meet women because he’ll go out, see some women, then they’ll show up in his instagram, he’ll follow them and then when he goes out again next week, he’ll see the same women and then they start talking to each other
>>34541400I'd form her back into herself
reposting from last thread>>34541255I'm worried that if she thinks of me entirely platonically she'll see that as me trying to get in her pants and never talk to me again.there were a few times in the past where I felt like she gave me an opening to invite her to do something but I didn't realize it until much later. like, I was talking about an interest that I have and she mentioned wanting to learn but not having the resources for it. why didn't I offer to teach her?? I'm so retarded. I tried to approach the subject later but I don't think she was interested in it anymore.but then there were other times that seemed like she was trying to tell me to not try to take things further. like telling me about some annoying persistent guy she used to know. I'm very confused
Saw this guy yesterday.
>>34541413Moidbrained post
>>34541316this but unironically.anal seems gross. now feet on the other hand?
>>34541393>Be faggot>Be given giant robot>Be hero that saves humanity>Have horny German redhead coworker in skinsuit that is 100% down>Cry because daddy doesn’t love youAbsolutely the biggest fucking queer I have ever been forced to observe for 60 minutes straight and then I have to listen to its faggoty fans tell me how great it is.>You just don’t get it bro they all reflect various mental illnesses and personality traitsNo shit Sherlock that’s why they are all fucking insufferable and unlikable. This isn’t clever writing. This isn’t original writing. It’s dog shit and its fans are always the most hardcore weeb faggots out there that I swear only defend it because it was one of the first ones the saw and they’ve been stuck doing it so long the anime genre continues to push it further into the shit pile. Shinji is a complete fucking faggot.
>>34541392Yeah but I feel like it would be weird because I'm bald too
>>34541334I'm going to get hair transplants soon to try and salvage this. Wish me luck.
>>34541417EVA is dogshit that's why I said don't compare it to E7. Their only similarity is they both have mechs.
>>34541419Just be bald, who cares?
>>34541411Well, you ARE interested in her romantically. At some point you'll have to tell her. I know that the possibility of rejection is terrifying, but believe me it's not the end of the world.
Do you think Japan laughs at us Americans for getting helplessly addicted to their intellectual properties?
>>34541419Turkey or Brazil?
>>34541428Yes
I tracked down where the breeder who I got my bird from cca15 years ago donated his couples to.I have the opportunity to adopt another sun conure in autumn that would be my buddy's biological brother/sisterwould it be dumb to adopt the same species again? I decided that I cant go without a bird in my house, its way to quiet and alone without one
>>34541428>Do you think Japan laughs at us Americans for getting helplessly addicted to their intellectual properties?Probably
>>34541433Get some quail. At least they lay eggs you’d want to eat. They’re fun little birds too.
>>34541428They're proud unless they've also encountered the "anime characters are white" and "need nippon tradwife" audiences
>>34541400>your gf melted into a pile of goopIt better be because I scratched that spot at the base of the back of her head where it meets the neck.
>>34541433How old are you and how long do these birds live?
She doesn't even think of me
>>34541358We both want what we can't have.
>>34541284>How do we feel about Jamie Chung bros? I’m trying to find a hotter Asian and struggling. Lucy Liu feels like the clear responseWhy do Amerifats have such fucked up taste in Asians?Jamie Chung is cute and alright, but man, Lucy Liu ist just... no.
>>34541428The Japs are as addicted to our stuff as we are to theirs
>>34541345You done fucked up.
>>34541334Too late for me.
>>34541439More headpats?
I try to be outcome independent but if this girl doesn’t have any interest in me or has a bf already I’m going to enter the next phase of my depressive episode. She’s so hot and I genuinely think we’d get along well from what I’ve been told about her. Finding attractive women that aren’t boring is just really hard. Where do I go to find them? Do I have to approach or will they approach me?
>>34541287Decently pretty but not really my type. Sorry, that's the best I can do.
>>3454144028they live from around 25 years, up to 30
>>34541392yeah surewe can rub our bare scalps together or something
>>34541334I started as an ugly fuck so losing my hair changed nothing
>>34541431I'm just going to do America because I hate planes>>34541425That's a good point but I think it makes an enormous difference for dating attractive strangers to be at least slightly above average looking yourself, and like I want to try and date an attractive stranger.
>>34541449
>>34541427Rejection is scary but what I'm scared of more than that is ruining a friendship (I have very few friends), and I'd rather not do that if it turns out that romance is off the table.
>>34541439Never said it was green goop, Mulder.
>>34541428Not so sure about that
>>34541464Yeah
>>34541454Is it true that when you have a parrot you can't ever go on vacation without them because they treat it as a massive betrayal?
>>34541403Pic not related? I'm a femanon and I like that clip.
Women, where do you draw the line between trusting your gut about something fishy going on, or simple insecurity?
>>34541441She probably does
>>34541471That hasnt been my experience, but my buddy was very much a family member who knew and liked to be around all my family. I rarely go on vacation where im gone for more than a day, but when I did, he'd stay at my parents or my brothers place for a few days.He never held a grudge
Women, are you voting Reform or Restore?
>>34541473Are you lesbian or bi?
>>34541411>>34541462Just start dating her. Go out, hang out, spend time 1 on 1, build trust, break the touch barrier, keep plausible deniability instead of scaring her off with "i want to kiss and fuck btw". You should escalate slowly and naturally and kiss and fuck accidentally as friends and then have the "what are we" talk once she's already in the bag.
>>34541479honestly, I think I'm too autistic to pull this off. I wish I could just read her mind.
>>34541349>>34541352i'm going to block him. it just sucks that i can't go back there because he's there all the time. also i did say i wasn't interested when he first started talking to me but he said he just wanted to talk and blah blah blah. i can't out hustle guys like that even though i know i'm being cornered. he also kept touching my thigh and wouldn't let go of me when he hugged me goodbye even though he could tell i was trying to wrestle my way out of it lol>>34541364what>>34541358personally i just liked conventionally attractive guys but i kinda get it if the non human character has a hot voice >>34541409yeah i think that's just what young people do nowadays. younger guys will ask me for my instagram and when i tell them i don't have one they don't try to ask for my number or anything. i think they offer it so the woman can look through his photos/following to make sure he's normal. i guess giving out your phone number to strangers is kind of dangerous since you can look up your address and personal info with it. i have to stop doing that lol
>>34541305I wouldn't have a husband who wants/needs to live in a city.
Should I buy this PSA 10 Scarlet card for $450?
>>34541475What makes you say that
>>34541464>don't say that piracy is goodWhat about that report that found piracy ended up boosting sales? Fucking nips
>>34541485PSA is a scam. Why not spend 1/10th the money on a minty raw card?
If I make mistakes or overlook things because I'm incompetent is that my fault or no?
>>34541473>pic not relatedDo do you think guys don't like that?
>>34541403I try not to. It's like concrete. It's everywhere and it's not my personal aesthetic taste but it's not usually a hindrance to my day to day activities.
>>34541490Did you have the opportunity to become competent?
>>34541493Not really that's just how I am.
How many femanons here are legitimately lesbian or bi? Like would actually date a woman and marry a woman and not like have those weird sorta autogynephilic feelings that bi women have some times
>>34541496>autogynephilic feelings that bi women haveWhat the hell am I reading
when they say your penis is cute, is that an insult
>>34541496>autogynephilic feelingsStraight guys also have autoandrophilic feelings, that's why they like sending dick pics.
>>34541496I can confirm I'm happy to touch vaginas that aren't mine but I don't think I'd marry a woman>>34541474No idea
Women, do you like balls?
>>34541499Luke they're aroused by images of women because they want to be that woman? I've seen women talk about that
>>34541495>Not really that's just how I am.From this I'm inclined to believe it's your fault, because I know people who say this and usually they refuse to learn things.
>>34541502Why are women so slutty for women but purdish for men?
>>34541500NoCute is a compliment.It's only men who hear "cute" and think it means "pathetic"To a woman "cute" means "I like this". What's actually happening is that she would feel cringe saying hot, sexy, or handsome. So you get cute.
>>34541507because it's a lot easier to attract a man than a woman, even for lesbians
>>34541507You're asking the wrong person my sex partner list is almost entirely men
>>34541508Cute=small though.
>>34541512Big ones hurt
>>34541513Doesn't seem to stop women from wanting them.
>>34541508ah I see, sorry I've just heard way to many people say that when women use the word cute it's usually an insult or something
Intellectually I understand how a thermos bottle works but it still feels like magic to me.
>>34541490>I'm incompetent Apparently so is the one who hired you. But shifting the blame does nobody any good.
>>34541517It's like minecraft physics
I'm horny!
>>34541524We're gonna take you to the vet.
Was the Me Too movement a form of heterophobia?A lot of that era of overreaction seems like the straights' version of the Gay Panic Defense.
>>34541525Okay!
>>34541525To be put to sleep.
>>34541403>what do you think about the male gaze?I'm all for it. That's why MK9 was so good. Also, I don't know that woman is but I would lick the wrinkles off of her asshole.>>34541428>Do you think Japan laughs at us Americans for getting helplessly addicted to their intellectual properties?No, Japanese people take a lot of pride in their products and services. If anything, it validates their sacrifices that we would prefer their products and services over our own and cultivate a reputation for quality, reliability, and affordability. Except Nintendo, fuck them.>>34541496>How many femanons here are legitimately lesbian or bi?I am married to a woman. I've never really felt a romantic connection to a man, even if I am physically/sexually attracted to him.>>34541505That's something lesbians experience as well. That feeling of "do I want to date her or do I want to be her," which is just admiring someone while also being attracted to them. >>34541507>Why are women so slutty for women but purdish for men?Because I don't have to worry about how a most women will perceive me in contrast to men. If I act slutty around other women, I'm brave, I'm empowered, I'm confident in my sexuality. If I act slutty around men, I'm a slut, I'm open to any and every sexual advance, I'm not worthy of respect or decency. It's men's lack of capacity for nuance when it comes to women. They're have an innate tendency to categorize and put things in definitive boxes. >>34541517>Intellectually I understand how a thermos bottle works but it still feels like magic to me.It's like insulation in a house. Just imagine there is thick padding between the inside and outside. Kinetic energy has a hard time dissipating from hot substances to outside of the thermos, and it has a hard time entering to warm cold substances in the thermos.
>>34541287In her worst pictures she's a 6, in her best she's an 8, definitely above average
>>34541404> this isn't /lgbt/THIS isn't, but you certainly are, you toilet traderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFQxiL8ElZA
>>34541525I don't think making them fuck a dog is going to help in the long run.
>>34541531>It's like insulation in a house. Just imagine there is thick padding between the inside and outside.I already said I understand how it works, besides I thought they had a vacuum between the walls of the thermos, not padding.
>>34541531>It's like insulation in a house.It's not
What is the most horrible sort of homosexual abuse that has been inflicted upon you?
>>34541539They do
>>34541541People on the internet calling me gay.
>>34541543Present me with your anus, and I can make that a reality.
>>34541539>>34541540I'm saying it functions LIKE insulation. It keeps hot things in when it's cold outside and keeps cold things cold when it's hot outside. It's simple thermodynamics.
>>34541477Neither, because I'm not mentally challenged
>>34541541I was made to sit on a Sybian until I was crying and begging to stop. It was pretty great.
>>34541548No shit. That's like saying a car functions like a bike in that in rolls around on wheels. I think he knows what "insulation" means.
When remote controlled flying dildo dones become ubiquitous, do you think there will be an epidemic of drone dildo rape? Of people flying the dildo drones into their neighbor's houses and vaginally and anally penetrating them?
As a child, you would frequent a French supermarket in Algeria. You would feast upon the sugar cubes in the bowl at your table at the supermarket cafe. You would stare in rapt fascination at the Hot Cross Buns in the bakery, as men would chat in Arabic behind you.
Do women ever goon to the sight of men's bare feet and toes?
Is this true?
Is it a red flag if my bf complains about how men are only wanted for what they can provide?
>>34541555Am I supposed to be Albert Camus?
>>34541563would you stay with him if he couldn't provide?
>>34541562I jerk off ~3 times a day and my left eye is starting to lose sharpness
>pedo gets caught diddling grandkid>it was the kid's fault for being sexy, the mother's fault for leaving her alone with him, and the wife's fault for not fulfilling her marital dutiesHow can we make evil women take accountability?
>>34541527It started as a legitimate takedown of powerful people, but that was a problem so it got co-opted into “a man said hi to me, that was sexual harassment” to make women hate men, make men afraid to approach women, and make common plebs the targets instead of said powerful people the movement originally targeted. Much like how Occupy Wall Street sparked the idpol movement that still plagues progressivism.
>>34541568damn mesugakis they need to be held accountable and stop seducing ojii-sans
>>34541562Probably not? I haven't masturbated in a while, though. I keep having sex with my wife or receiving blowjobs from her, so I haven't masturbated in over a month.
Do men actually like being told they're a good boy?
>>34541572God, yes. A woman calling me a good boy is deeply thrilling and makes me want to fuck her.
>>34541572Yes
Back to being a wagecuck tomorrow
I told a girl my college roommate of 4 years was gay and saw something shift in her expression. Is it over for me? Do I have to explicitly clarify I’m not gay?
Sleepily snuggling with an hourglass shaped woman while your peepee is inside her is unmatched
>>34541508>What's actually happening is that she would feel cringe saying hot, sexy, or handsome. So you get cute.I think most men have the awareness to realize this much. The thing about "cute" is that it doesn't really say anything about how sexually satisfying a penis looks or feels. It's something you can say about any penis as long as it isn't visibly diseased. You could call a literal micropenis "cute". If a woman says this, the man would probably realize that she's avoiding words like "hot", "sexy", or even something specific like "big", "long", "girthy", etc. Then if this man thinks about the deliberate use of this word, he starts thinking about why a woman would feel awkward/cringey about a different descriptor, and probably come to the conclusion that she didn't want to sound forced by saying something inauthentic. Anyway, it's pretty obvious that cute is meant as a compliment, but it comes off like a non-compliment, like a participation trophy. Maybe that's not what women are actually thinking when they say "cute" in this context, but this is how our moid brains interpret foid actions.
>>34541580Sounds unhygienic and weird.
>>34541582Didn't ask
Both genders. Have you ever had wagecuck romances?
>>34541578You were raped and sodomised by your roommate. He inflicted buggery upon you and turned you into his man servant! His bum boy!
>>34541586That didn’t happen though
Femanons, how often do you hit up a boutique?Would you want your boyfriend to take you there every once in a while?
>>34541563Everyone who is wanted provides something.
>>34541584>Both genders. Have you ever had wagecuck romances?No, but I've seen wagecuck romances in the past and present. I feel like those people get special privileges, just like the neoptists, guess depends if you're friends with the bosses etc
>>34541584MNo, but one of my former coworkers was kind of hitting on me.I also joked about my male coworker in my office room being my work wife.
>>34541572I can't think of a couple of ASMR VAs who drop it in so naturally that it makes me tingle a little.
>>34541584No, I just have secret crushes on fat married boomers at work because they're not comically evil like the moids on dating apps and social media
Alison I said we’re sinkingBut she laughsAnd tells me it’s just fineI guess she’s out there somewhere
>>34541572yes I like it a lot
>>34541596>can't*can
>>34541572If the girl I’m dating said it, I’d think it was cute, otherwise I’d think it was creepy.
>>34541572No
>>34541597Hey
>>34541584MNo but I think about this a lot
>>34541562>son if you don't stop masturbating, you'll go blind >dad, I'm over here
State genderDo you wear slippers in the house?
>>34541614MSometimes in the winter if I'm cold. Usually barefoot though.
>allergic to peanut butter>eat peanut butter cookies>spend rest of day coughing so hard my eyeballs feel like they will pop out of my headwhy am i actually just a very stupid personi feel like i need a caretaker
>>34541622I thought nut allergies were deadly.
>>34541624Obviously there are degrees in hell.
>>34541584When I was 22 I got my first real wagie job at a startup and one of the younger female graphic designers (around 26) was having an affair with the CEO (late 30s). I know this because I had to recover some data from a faulty HDD and caught a glimpse of some photos of them half naked. A few months later that same slut was trying to make moves on me or at least I thought she was because she started being very friendly and touched my arms a lot.
>>34541624allergies come in all intensities
>>34541629Why are the men always such twitchy beta faggots in Japanese comic books. Then autistic weeb virgins read them and act like them and wonder why they can't get a gf.
>>34541584>Have you ever had wagecuck romances?Does my late 30's manager flirting with me when I was 15 and telling other employees how much he wanted to fuck me count?>>34541629>that mangaFuuuuuck her
>>34541632why are you virginshaming? do you expect inexperienced men to act cool and composed out of the box?
>>34541636Yeah nigga. Be a man.
>>34541636Yes
>>34541584ive been harassed at work but nobody has ever just been nice to me and flirted with me and stuff. i wish.
>>34541635Hot
>>34541584mNo. I've been hit on several times by office wenches but I don't do that shit.
>>34541636nta but do you think having sex is what makes people confident for some reason?
You can't stand the spiders. Can you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxZXEEgL9tY
Women, what color is your favorite hijab?
>>34541572No.I'm not a dog.
>>34541644Experience with something tends to make people more confident in dealing with it, retard.
>>34541563I don't know if it's a red flag but it's uncharismatic even if it is true
War is an international crime. So why does it go unpunished?
>>34541584No. Both times I was interested and asked out my coworker, they were dating my boss.
>>34541576I did nothing this weekend. How do I cope?
>>34541588You mean like a store that sells clothes, shoes, bags, accessories etc? Ranges from daily to once a week. Always like 20+ shops at a time because they're all next to each other. Sometimes it's all I do all day and I notice there's always beautiful women doing the same exact thing lol>Would you want your boyfriend to take you there every once in a while?I don't like when they sit or stand around and tell me to go look at things by myself because then I can't relax. Also when they rush me and tell me they don't know, they look the same, they don't understand any of this woman stuff like I do, anything I like is great honey etc so I can't really ask them for opinions. I also don't want to humiliate them if they brought me there wanting to pay and realize it's too expensive so I have to pay for it. That has happened before.
>>34541636if you can't fake it till you make it that's probably why you're still a virgin in the first place
Should I go to goth night this week?
>>34541531>It's men's lack of capacity for nuance when it comes to womenIt's just paternity anxiety.
>>34541652War isn't actually an international crime, it's just enhanced diplomacy.
>>34541652Depends on who's waging it. I would name them but I already got banned once from doing it outside of /pol/
>>34541657Sure, why not.
>>34541657Goth gf?
>>34541645I love jumping spiders. They're cute
>>34541652Who is going to enforce it?
>>34541531>If I act slutty around men, I'm a slut, I'm open to any and every sexual advanceThis does not compute to my moid brain. Why would you want to act slutty if you're not trying to indicate that you're open to sexual advances?
>>34541667Our politicians!
>>34541622>>allergic to peanut butterYou're allergic to peanuts, not peanut butter itself...Yeah, you might need a caretaker.
>>34541668Women compete with each other for social dominance through makeup, clothes and behaviour.
>>34541671i forgot peanut butter came from peanuts
>>34541670Your politicians are going to what? Talk an enemy into prison?
>>34541677I thought you were referring to our own army
>>34541676You thought it was like how baby oil isn't made from babies?
>>34541662Well it’s going to be hot and idk what to wear to a goth night that isn’t warm clothing as a man>>34541665I will acquire one
the more korrasami posts the more I realize she's an actual midwit
>>34541676Are you just acting this stupid, to pretend to be a ditzy girl?
>>34541683Anyone who joins the army obviously isn't smart.
>$26 for 10 piece wingsIt’s so fucking over bros
>>34541678The politicians direct their military. War is just kinetic diplomacy, why would they put their own military in prison for doing what they told them to? It's a tool.
https://youtu.be/erReCZFvEkU
>>34541683This board is actual midwits>>34541614No comment
>>34541614myes.
>>34541689That was supposed to be the joke
>>34541688Where the fuck are you buying wings?
Women would you let your bf consensually rape your body while you sleep?
>>34541700Would and have.
>>34541690Who cares
>>34541512It doesn't though. It can, but it doesn't by definition require that the thing be small in order to be allowed to be called cute. And think about it for two seconds we know you guys are fucking neurotic about this we will never purposely call a dick small unless we're trying to hurt you, and she's definitely not calling you cute if she's trying to hurt your feelings.
A woman called me cute AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>34541708Women who find Clav more attractive = Prime tight pussy jailbait egirlsWomen who find the judge more attractive = 35 year old roasties
>>34541708I don't get it, they're both good looking men. Is that Clavicular guy the new Andrew Tate or why does Reddit hate him so much?
>>34541681Or just a black t-shirt.
>>34541588I'm not even sure I know what a boutique isI go when I need somethingAnd no he doesn't have to go to stores that don't have anything for him to look at for himself>>34541614FUsually no, they're loud compared to just socks.
>>34541715that is tactical not gothic.
I wish femanons would stop feeling like the world is this grandiose insufferable world where danger lurks in every corner and the weak hide away to take revenge on the world for being weak. That no good or nice people exist because everyone is in it for themselves, and you aren't you have real severe issues, because it goes against the idea of a balanced person, because a guy who smokes pot a lot balances with a laid back personality, as opposed to being academic and quiet and the balance to that is taking revenge on others. Femanons, I don't know how to get you to get out of that funk.
>>34541717Call it tacticool gothic then. It'd doesn't matter. Just wear something comfy and go.
>>34541716>have toI feel like it'd be cute to go with you...
is maomao a good female role model?
>>34541723I feel like you would have fun for 20 minutes and then get bored
>>34541622Invest in peanut free cookies
>>34541725The only good role model is Mao Zedong
>>34541725Hot enough for me
i made a new friend today atoga :-)
>>34541725I don't know what that is.
>>34541725a. mao mao is a boyb. obviously, he's a hero?
I deserve a gf who loves butt stuff
I’m learning to be less socially retarded but I can’t stop thinking about how much I stunted myself from being a recluse. I still have a burning hatred for most people but I’ve mellowed out a bit and have attempted to find joy in the company of others and most reciprocate but I still feel like a fuck up. Am I too old to change? I’m in my mid 20s
>>34541646Ew quit it
a single mother will look you dead in the face and say you need to impress her
>>34541652That's why nobody has wars or kinds anymore. Wars and kings are bad words. You have to call them something else. Once upon a time war and king were the good words for the other things that were bad. That's why if I become king I'm going to call myself Caesar.
>>34541572yeah, it's my favorite as a matter of fact. any kind of praise from a girl makes me happy, it's almost embarrassing
>>34541753wars or kings*
>>34541684>>34541680no i obviously would know it came from peanuts if i thought about it i just never think of peanuts i only think about peanut butter. its like how i forget coffee is beans and mustard is whatever mustard is
>>34541700i wouldnt want it to be phrased like that
>>34541760spice. mustard is a spice, dummy
>>34541760Mustard is uh mustard seeds
If I give money to people will they like me?
>>34541725i love her a lot and when i watched apocathery diaries with my mom she laughed and said she acted like me but it was in a bad way because she doesn't like how i act
>>34541760>mustard is whatever mustard islolWhy do I want to fuck little idiots like you?
>>34541767Sure. Send me $20 and I will like you.
Both genders. Would you snack on this?
>>34541700just wife her up and then legally you cannot rape your wife because she is your property
>>34541764how does it turn into sauce? i thought spices were only powders and herbs were flakes
>>34541767Honestly it seems like it makes them like you less, but small gifts that are borderline worthless like cookies or drinks seem to have positive effects over time if recirpocal.
The death of the front porch is the greatest loss in American architectural design history.
>>34541783They grind it up and mix it with water and vinegar
>>34541786could you make cinnamon sauce in a bottle
>>34541783mustard spice is mixed with uh other things, probably water and maybe vinegar, to get mustard. you really do need a handler...
I deserve an educated, freaky horndog wife who will take a break from working to look after our kids while they're in school, so I can focus being an effective physicist to provide for us all during the week.
>>34541785I mourn the decline of shade trees.
It’s so weird seeing someone that you liked on hinge who didn’t like you back in real life. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a situation more awkward than that
>>34541207Yeah, so for a good portion of women it is a deal breaker it seems. I had an escort recently, and it was completely worth it, but it may very well impact future prospects.
>>34541793you sound autistic
>>34541801An autistic scientist? No way!
Genders, what personality traits do you like? What shallow things do you like? What does a person "need" to make you excited about them?
>take picture of myself>think it looks pretty okay>flip it horizontally>look like a mongoloiddamn
>>34541795Same
>>34541700There is no such thing as consentual rape unless you cnc. I don't think >he could keep my hands off of >him for long though.
>>34541715Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I like thattttt.
>>34541807The picture is inverted THO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJBEAeVGb4g>Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thingIs this true, /atoga/?
>>34541805M>personality traitsMellow dork who acts mildly hard to get and pretends to hate dad jokes>shallow thingsMassive back-breaking knockers I can suck and kiss and worship all night every nightIf a lady dares to even LOOK at me and she doesn't have both of these going on I WILL suplex her into the dumpster
Femanons, feeling empowered RN!https://youtu.be/B4k0MhnP30s?t=26
>>34541815He was projecting on account of being a freshly divorced bum (or soon-to-be divorced bum i forget)
>>34541818FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOUNO ONE ELSENO ONE ELSE
>>34541787Maybe idk. Cinnamon doesn't really mix well with water. It's like trying to mix water and sawdust you'd need to use something thicker to suspend it.
>>34541804You're not smart, you're not a scientist, you're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
>>34541795You don’t understand how bad it is.>1910>A warm summer evening in the coastal Carolina’s>Your family has finished supper and go outside to the porch to cool down>Pa sits in his rocking chair and sparks up his pipe with a tall glass of whiskey on the table>Ma waves across the street to the neighbors doing the same thing before pouring herself a glass of tea>Little Timmy and Suzy run out to the front yard to catch lightning bugs with the other kids with Daisy the cocker spaniel chasing merrily behind them>Stacy asks if she can go sit on the porch next door where Chad Jr is>Pa eyes her warily and nods begrudgingly after Ma raises an eye brow at him that tells him tomorrows dinner will be meatloaf again if he says no>Stay in sight>Stacy runs next door>Pa takes a stiff drink and starts puffing on his pipe with the intensity of a locomotive crossing the Rockies>Every house on the block is watching their street>Crime is low because everyone sees everything going on and the blacks are segregated>The kids race back up the stairs>Its time for their favorite radio show>Ma opens the window while Pa turns on the radio>Soon the kids will wash up, say their prayers, and go to bed with a jar of fireflies to act as their night light>Stacy will be asleep and unpregnant>Pa will change the station and Ma will remind him of the time they danced to that song at the Lodge>Pa will stand up and they’ll have a brief slow dance amongst themselves and reminisce about their lives before the kids>Then they will go to sleep with Daisy at the foot of their bed>Pa will go to work in the morning and break his back to feed a family of five on a single income>Ma will shuffle the children off to school and take care of the house>Then they will do it all over again>Happily
>>34541825I pay my bills by doing quantum physics, sucka
>>34541822<3
I had an ex who thought it was funny or cute to call me a dipshit and I did not like it at all. I didn’t even say anything but after 3 times he was like you don’t like that do you and I said no. And then he called me sweet and lovely But why do men want to curse at their gfs so bad? I’m not your bro I’m not your homie I’m not your dog
>>34541839That's pretty cool if true but less cool than you make it sound
>>34541841It makes like 80% of women ravenously furiously horny in the first few weeks of dating/hooking up/etc and for many couples they remain a mainstay in the pet names. I'm guessing most men were mean to you growing up?
Do these three women look the same or similar at all? I'm really attracted to them but I dunno what to describe it.
>tfw my 22 year old sister has a fetish for being a homewrecker and brags about how she's had sex with 16 married men so farWomen, why aren't you like my sister?
I don't have the correct anatomy for an industrial bar.What do I do next?I want to expand my alternative sun goth look.
>>34541844Women like it when intimate partners are mean to them?
>Um, sweaty, you CAN'T tell a girl you love her on the second date even if she's perfect for you.>Why? Because, um, because...>Well you just CAN'T, okay?
>>34541845They're probably descended from the same slice of NW europe. My radar's off but I'd guess anglo
>>34541805M. Fun and independent. My first relationship was with a needy clingy anxiety bag that couldn’t function on her own and it sucked to do anything. Now my wife I can expect to handle her share of the chores without needing help on half of them, she will let me obsess over my lawn in peace, and we can enjoy being in the room with each other without needing to constantly fawn over and reassure each other.>Shallow thingsLatina ass has destroyed any attraction I ever had towards white women. It’s amazing. She knows it’s amazing. She can absolutely get whatever she wants in trade for it. She 100% gets off on my obsession with it.
>>34541842Well yeah. Every cool sounding job is far less interesting in practice. I read a lot of dry papers, adjust mirrors, look at very uninteresting pictures, and harass vendors when their dumb cameras don't work right. Hell, I get worked up over seeing a dim ring on a black computer screen. Fighter pilots aren't taking the Highway to the Danger Zone every day either. They spend a lot of time on paperwork, office politics, and making sure the machine functions properly. When they do scramble, it's usually just because some idiot in a Cessna ignored warnings of entering restricted airspace. Jobs are gay in general.
>>34541850>being mean50/50>using insulting words and being 'mean' during banter100%But you're either a shitstirring tranny, a shitstirring foid, trolling, or a hopeless autist who will never get it anyways, so I don't know why I'm bothering to explain
>>34541845Did your mother wear glasses while you were growing up?
>>34541845I believe this is called the "fat bitch"
>>34541862I would never say that to a boyfriend
>>34541854>she's perfect for youHow do you know this after 2 dates
>>34541854That's called love bombing
>>34541869Sounds good, man
>>34541854You can do whatever you want.
>>34541841Cute aggression? Idk I like bantering with girls but not straight up insulting them
>>34541563It might be a sign that he had exposure to bad relationships in the past and doesn't really have a clue on the wide variety of traits that can make a man attractive to women. It is true though that a lot of men are often valued solely for their ability to provide with everything else neglected. It's equivalent to a woman who complains about how women are only wanted for sex. It's true in some situations, but importantly not all of them, and that's what he needs to see in order to begin leaving this mindset.>>34541572Depends on the intent, like calling a woman a good girl. Some like it, some don't. Sometimes it is said with playful intent, sometimes it is said with a demeaning intent.>>34541841Pic related. Probably friendly teasing gone too far
>>34541798How did you even find them?
>>34541863no
>>34541859I don’t know about that. In my job we usually get a decent amount of choice in if we want to be lazy and hand out tickets or if we want to patrol and respond to calls. I usually pawn off the bitch work on the new guys and go arrest drunk bitches down by the beach getting into fights.
Does BlueValkyrie ever get tired of having terrible shit takes
>>34541102>the body isnt impressivepost yours
>>34541884At her weight she gets tired at about everything. So do her tires. Especially her tires.
>>34541884>>34541889Get with the fucking program, noobs.
>>34541876How far do you go?>>34541878I think he did with his friends or exes and thought it was funny, I didn’t want to be a complete bitch and it was nice that he realized so quickly that I didn’t like it but still
>>34541795what is it with suburban boomers and their incessant drive to exterminate all trees?
>>34541566>doesn't answer this replytypical woman
>>34541891I've got a program for ya>>34541894They LOVE their bradford pear trees THOUGH
>>34541894Sightlines and construction speed
>>34541750You do. It costs money to get child care to be able to go out.Not everyone is born with rich and or loving parents that are mentally sane enough to want to be grandparents instead of hobbyists or wanting to spend their retirement alone due to undiagnosed autism....
>>34541898I think people that plant those have a brap/queef fetish.
>>34541859Pretty much every trick is lame is you explain it. Still, you are higher class for it.
>>34541840That's girl power at its best. That is female philosophy that no one can argue against. Live your life with arms wide open.
>>34541894Vietnam war ptsd
>>34541892I think I know how far to go. I keep it on topic and don't dig at insecurities or their bodies/looks unless I get the green light.
>>34541911Dipshit isn’t specific but it was enough to make me upset. Idk how you can toe that line
>>34541884Be specific and constructive or leave people alone
>>34541902You’re missing anons point. A single mom comes with a large amount of responsibility that she is inherently asking a potential partner to sign up for whenever she goes on a date and that’s especially true for the ones that don’t have those parents that will support them. Single moms are lower on the dating food chain than regular single women without kids and that’s just facts.
>>34541915Yeah that's what I'm saying it sounds more like an insult out of nowhere than playful ribbing to me. Idk I guess it just comes naturally
ladies would you be offended if your man asked you to dye your hair? say you are brunette and he asked you to dye your hair blonde? now answer again but imagine you are a BPD demon
>>34541917Yeah because regular single women can be free to go out there and get kidnapped and sold into trafficking because they just have cats at home and not kids.
>>34541929Regular single women weren’t abandoned by their baby fathers
>>34541924Dye it to what? I am blonde. I had a moid ask me to dye it pink because of anime girls with pink hair and I told him he was cringe.
>>34541929Can you go 3 posts without rambling about your unfulfilled hardcore sexual fantasies, you fat fucking freak?
I love Emo Anthony!
>>34541933Regular single women are mostly shamed by their parents for being single after 25.
>>34541936So glad this style died
>>34541939Based mom and dad. We need to shame women more for not failing to launch.
>>34541940Broccoli haircut apologists don’t get to (You) me
>>34541935No~ You niggers are so delusional to the price of dating at all.
>>34541946Emo was the faggiest cultural trend I have ever seen in my lifetime.
>>34541948It should be brought back
>>34541948And now zoomers love to dress like homeless people. I’d take the former back any time compared to the gross shit of today.
>>34541950No. Absolutely not. Never again.
>>34541934she's brunette but I want to see her blonde
>>34541954Buy her a nice wig instead.Dying hair is at minimum a 6month committment.
>>34541924No I’d love it and I look good as a brunette, blonde and redhead
>>34541948Seconding this it's all nostalgia form millennials teenage years. Anyone who didn't experience it in their formative years rightfully thinks it's gay as fuck.
>>34541929Bitches ignore this retard>Impress meFuck offRepeat after me single moms>Im looking for a guy that is stable, mature, and family oriented
Why do white women never try to "impress someone's son"
>>34541876my ex would call me goober as a joke and i would tell him to stop and he wouldn't stop but i was too afraid to stand up for myself more. i used to just cry in private over it like full on wailing because it hurt my feelings so bad.>>34541841when a guy curses at me like that i flinch hard like he's about to hit me lol
>>34541965Cause nigga our money is for looking good. You guys think hair, makeup, clothes, and nails are free because you're dumb and can't see the value.
>>34541967Girl I feel you. I was feeling sad and he called me a dipshit and I was like what. Sorry yours didn’t course correct
>>34541962I'm 30 and I thought it was the faggiest shit of time even when it was new. The music sucked too. It was so massively awful that it killed rock n roll for an entire generation.
>>34541967Fuck you. Fucking retarded bitch. Eat shit and die.
I ate poorly two days in a row and I'm currently on the toilet regretting it. Why did women do this to me?
Happy Sunday
>>34541977>killed rock n roll for an entire generationYou're right. Idk how it went so strong for decades and then did a complete 180 and shit the bed. 2000s rock was so bad.
>>34541981Same
>>34541924Can I get a blonde wig instead for you?
I thought My Chemical Romance was awesome. Still kinda do.
>>34541991I really want this board to have ID tags on posters.
Thought Experiment, State GenderImagine you had a gun to a baby's head and you were gonna pull the trigger but they were wearing a crucifix and the crucifix prevented you from pulling the trigger. Would you convert to Christianity?
>>34541948There’s a reason the Iraqis slaughtered all their emo kids
>>34541967Just goober?
>>34541993How do we petition for this
>>34541984It also killed awareness and media coverage of rock. There were some decent acts that charted well in the '10s, like Clutch, but I had no idea who they even were.
>>34541994Anon you are so incredibly gay it’s unreal.
>>34541993Yeah maybe you'd stop replying to entj like a total fucking idiot
>>34541994I-... What?
>>34541986I'm already blonde!
>>34542004>>34542001Would you?
>>34541936I love you.
>>34541999It probably would've died anyway since it's cheaper for labels to tour and manage one guy instead of 4.
>>34541962>>34541977>>34541984>>34541999Holy shit, these two retards are making out in public! I must’ve really struck a nerve there ;)
>>34542009Iunno that seems unusual but would increase my faith
>>34541998Idk how to summon mods or Hiroyuki Nishimura. We need more range ban evasion deterrents. Post ID's would help to make it more labor intensive for the troll evaders.
>>34541994FNo? I'm sure the thought going through my head would be wtf who puts a crucifix on a baby. Those are the big heavy ones with Jesus on them right and not the little cross necklaces? That has to be abuse.
>>34542007No for me.>>34541994F. I guess I’m going back to church now.
>>34542010Thanks! But I’m afraid Emo Anthony owns my heart.
>>34542017They make little tiny crucifixes
>>34542002I will scream at anyone. If he wants to keep hiding, I'll keep screaming at him.
>>34542022For babies?
>>34541994Yea wrf
>>34542023Yes I know you have poor emotional regulation you swine
>>34542014>>34542017>>34542019Now what if that baby was wearing a yarmulke
>>34542012Yeah, consolidation has killed everything.
>>34541563MThat guy sounds like a loser
But apparently normies are fine with the return of JNCOs so your feelings on fashion and nostalgia are entirely worthless to me.
Cant believe my shitpost got more than 1 reply
>>34542022Nta. I was raised catholic but I do not remember getting a rosary until after I finished first communion (8). Is that what you mean or real wooden crucifixes? But for babies.
Congratulations anon.
>>34542024Not necessarily but they're so small and light they may as well be. I got one when I was a little boy.
Men, what is the shortest pair of shorts you own?
>>34542021I expected nothing else.
>>34541994>the crucifix prevented you from pulling the triggerSo am I some sort of christian bound demon? Why would I convert then?I don't think you thought this through.
>>34541994What? Does the crucifix spring to life and tie my fingers up? This baby murder scenario is too confusing. Regardless, it's far too out of line with "things I would do" to give a definitive answer on how I would react to it. I've already lost my marbles if I'm in that situation.
>>34542041Rugby shorts
>>34542041I dunno, its a little above the knee, but still past mid thigh? Probably a 7 in inseam i think?
>>34542044how would you feel if you hadn’t eaten breakfast>>34542043>I don't think you thought this throughi did, its a thought experiment
>>34542051>how would you feel if you hadn’t eaten breakfastHungry, probably.
Early Paramore, The Fall of Troy, Jimmy Eat World, Acceptance, Dashboard Confessional, Circa Survive (RIP), Rites of Spring, Saosin, Silverstein, and Underoath are all great bands!
>>34542053And I’m probably forgetting A TON OF OTHERS that are just as great listenins.
>>34542041Above the knee.I used to own a pair of hotpants style cut off jeans, but they are long gone. Don't remember where I got them or what happened to them.
>>34542036Orthodox but it was a little metal one
State gender If you were a 70s child would you have enjoyed the booty basketball shorts?
>>34541994MNah I'm going to hell
Why am I still here?Just to suffer?
>>34542062Kinda crazy how more gym coaches of that era weren't pedophiles
>>34542065I hate these fucking soul patches so much. God awful aesthetics back then.
>>34542065Now that is classic 2000-2001 if I ever saw it. This makes me wish I still owned a Dreamcast so I could play Crazy Taxi again.
>>34542047>>34542048>>34542057hot...
>>34541854You shouldn’t ever do anything like this even if you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that you love her.
>>34541996sometimes goofy goober when he was being particularly cruel and sadistic. he also said nerd and dork. i really don't like being called dork sounds too much like pork and even spork>>34541975:( i think it's like a compulsive thing for a lot of guys because they just keep doing it. i don't like when guys treat me like i'm one of their bros. you ever had one shadowbox you? i felt like they were just threatening to beat me up constantly
>>34541981Bigly. I had a a great Sunday
>>34541994Male>the crucifix prevented you from pulling the triggerFurther scientific experiments are required to determine if and how the crucifix stopped me.If the gun jammed, it could be a coincidence.If the crucifix coincidentally swung up and lodged itself in the trigger in a statistically impossible way, then that'd give me pause and I'd rethink my whole "shooting a baby" idea.Etc>Would you convert to Christianity?I'm already essentially a Christian. It's wisdom is not wrong. They just padded the lore with bullshit to corral idiots and consolidate power.Religion is a sucker's game.
We had a trends of Western and '70s sleazebag styles in 2020s. Let's bring back Southern.
>>34542075Nta but why?
>>34541994>Imagine you had a gun to a baby's head and you were gonna pull the triggerNope.
>>34542078What'd you do
>>34542041Some gym shorts that end above the knee.
this has to be satire
>>34542081Because that’s insane. Talk is cheap, and you need to show a woman that you love her before you say it.
>>34542080Genuinely, what the fuck is the difference between western and southern
>>34542089What is satire
>>34542076>dork sounds too much like pork and even sporkLol there's no way this is real
God I want to die
>>34542095Another one of you
>>34542095me too
>>34542092Western = cowboysSouthern = good old boys
>>34542092Western clothes tend to be much heavier and have tighter, more form fitting cuts for men.
Can't stand the southern accent
>>34542087Went to da beach
>>34542100Are cowboys not good ol boys?It would be easier to understand if you could provide visuals
>>34542089The original ENTJ is retired. This is just someone using his reputation to collect (You)s.
>>34542057>>34542073Now I remember I own a pair of mid-thigh running tights.
>>34542106I’m talking about the foid that definitely gets wet when you degrade her
>>34542105I’m phone posting and too lazy to slap a collage together, but I’d say western wear leans more towards ranch hand workwear and shirts with buttons or snaps and southern leans closer to auto mechanic and redneck stuff
I have been reading up on certain drugs, medication, heart issues, cell behaviour and other stuff recently.It's amazing how little the average person understands what's actually going on in their body.Like how insanely complex the effect of alcohol and weed is.I never smoked weed, but apparently it increases your blood pressure a lot, so if you are on heart medication you may not be able to smoke it for pain relieve. There's a real danger of having a hypertensive crisis.Or how alcohol lowers your blood pressure while you are intoxicated, but ups the heart rate since it also increases adrenaline output, especially the next day when the BP has normalized again.Sorry, I don't really have any question, I just wanted to write this down somewhere.
>>34542076If a man tried to shadowbox me I think I’d lose it
>>34542113>>34542101?
>>34542111Which one?I know multiple.
>>34542121>>34542076
Women thoughts on your mood putting his arm around your shoulders when you're sitting together
>>34542120More or less, yeah.
>>34542076>you ever had one shadowbox you?What the fuck that is pretty much just a threat
>>34541967>>34542076Funny, but also sad.
>>34542133simple
>>34542128I’ll agree that shadowboxing a woman is in poor taste but do you never shadowbox the boys? Shadowboxing your/a foid is showing that you treat her as an equal and one of the bros
>>34542120Texas is the West. Southern men's fashion generally has lighter materials and colors and fewer layers. Think hot weather formal wear.
>>34542137>hot weather formal wearI’m trying to think but literally I can only think of linen suits or like what John Cena wore in Ricky Stanicky
>>34542136It’s a threat when you do it to anybody who is obviously scared shitless of it
>>34542133*plaps cutely*
What the hell is shadow boxing
>>34542143>i really don't like being called dork sounds too much like pork and even spork
>>34542137Texas is the South you freakin yankee goober
>>34542136NtaMost gfs don't want to be "one of the bros".
>>34542145Its when you punch air
>>34542149This I am your woman not your bro
>>34542149Fair enough, I’m too used to dealing with tomboy adjacent foids
>>34542148>cattle drives and oilWest>pork and cash cropsSouthThus Texas is more Western.
>>34542158Those still don't necessarily want to be threatened or being aggressive towards.
>>34542154Is it that shit where you go in for a punch but stop just short of hitting them
>>34542162Yeah you got it
>>34542162thats just a form of bullying
Genders, is darkness encroaching on you from all sides dur to small mistakes from your past that would seem insignificant to others?t. Yes
Kinda hate women desu
>>34542167MNah I’m chilling
>>34542092i think southern has that turquoise jewelry thing going on. i'm thinking of boho chic uhh feather earrings bolo ties ranch dressing. maybe that's more southwestern though>>34542094in atoga i just write like how i talk irl. this place is like a casual eatery not fine dining right>>34542119would you fight back?>>34542128i can't open my eyes when it happens>>34542136but i don't want to be one of the bros. i am sensitive. they keep trying to teach me how to fight and make me watch ufc with them too. they make me do push ups and force me to train while they criticize my form and technique. i just go along with it because i don't know what's going on honestly and am scared
Baconator? Ain’t that the guy that guesses what you’re thinking about?
>>34542169That's pretty cool
>>34542170Turquoise is a specifically New Mexican thing that spread do other nearby states. For some reason the stone is very common there. Natives were making jewelry with it there well before Columbus.
>>34542170Need me a foid like this
>>34541287She's pretty, 7/10
>>34542163>>34542165I've never done that but I remember my older brother used to do it to me when we were kids
>>34542170Ok now you've made it obvious you are just larping.
>>34542171No that's a minotaur
how do I aura farm and make people see the fit?
>>34541318>she has got to be so sick of being called by name every time any woman ever says anything remotely hornyShe should trip up then.
>>34542184Calling your flagship sandwich the Minotaur would go hard desu. Gonna have to start a fast food chain around this concept
>>34541305Nigga, you're about to go missing under mysterious circumstances.>>34541338Holy Chudette.
>>34542185You just gotta dress well and pose a lot if you want that “Yes Picolo we see the fit” energy. As far as having aura, either you exude it or you dont
Chad wins again
Femanon is very cute irl
>>34542189Gotta name that bitch Prometheus patties
>>34542196Like your nipples.
>>34542196We are SO close to making this a legitimate business. Now we just need to figure out our marketing niche.
>>34542197How gay of you but I suppose that fits
Emo Anthony is loveEmo Anthony is life
>>34542092western=homosexualsouthern=straighttexas is western, they sound just like californials
>GenderWhat's the worst mogging you've ever experienced?
>>34542200Bro it's staring right at you. Greek and American fusion Promote it with a greek statue philosophy Twitter account to reel in the kids
>>34542206>southern=straightBless your heart
>>34542176ooooh that's interesting i never even thought about turquoise being from the US/Mexico. i always thought turquoise came from china. okay you know why i think that it's because in the disney mulan movie the grandma gave mulan a teal colored necklace and as a kid i thought that was turquoise. it's probably supposed to be jade >>34542183-_-
went to the renaissance fairate turkey leglots of hot chicksand then it rained suddenly and i could see their underwear through their wet dressesoverall 8/10 experience
>>34542208FBeing born
>>34542208MEvery time I go outside
>>34542214>renaissance fairwhat happens at these. is it just walking around buying stuff and looking at people in costumes?
>>34542214There’s one that’s happening near me in a couple months, I’m gonna get a plague doctor mask for it so I don’t have to be looked at. What should I do there, what can I expect
>>34542218yeah pretty much, theres shows and stuff to watch though. magic and plays etc.>>34542219idk.
>>34542208MI met Hasan Piker once.
>>34541531>If I act slutty around other women, I'm brave, I'm empowered, I'm confident in my sexuality. If I act slutty around men, I'm a slut, I'm open to any and every sexual advance, I'm not worthy of respect or decencyIt's like you don't realize 25-30% of men are cuckolds
feeling sick, trying to decide if I can power through it or call off work tomorrow, I'm a warehouse worker, what do you think I should do?
>>34542208MNot me personally, but a guy I know got frame mogged by an ASU frat leader. It was brutal.
>>34542208F. Not getting the first kiss during a threesome.
>>34542208milf flirted with my underage coworker but ignored me
>>34542208Fmy grandparents living a better life than me. they don't even deny it, they say everything was easier and they just had things handed to them back then.
>>34542227He didn't get to act out his murder fantasies on you, that means you mogged him.
>>34542242I know he's into animal abuse but i didn't know he has murder fantasies what the fuck, progressives are stanning for that kind of a psycho?
>>34542208I told a guy with a 12" penis to go sleep on the couch while I slept in bed with his girlfriend. You said experienced, not suffered.
>>34542247>I told a guy with a 12" penisWhere can I meet guys like this? Not even to date but have discussions
>>34542250hey
>>34542247>12" penisDoes not exist, there is a bounty offered for such a thing
>>34542239Did you ever think about how she got mogged by you barging into their heteronormative, monogamous relationship?
>>34542250Idk, he wanted to be a cryptobro and bang even more morbidly obese chicks so I told him to drink himself to death.
Women, do you resent us for basically giving you periods?
>>34541298I don't want to think about my parents being degenerate sex weirdos. This post is upsetting me
>>34542259i take pills to stop my period so no
>>34542239Who was the threesome with?
>>34542259No, I resent you for your sperm shortening our lifespan.
>>34542259I give myself periods
>>34542245>progressives are stanning for that kind of a psycho?Why are you surprised by this? Hiw many fucking people idolize Lenin, Mao, and Guevara?
>>34542263Is that only from childbirth?
>>34541298>Are there decent odds of finding someone to be degenerate sex weirdos and also lovingly raise children together with?Apparently most cuckold couples are parents.
>>34542256That's not how it went. Everyone involved wanted this.>>34542262It was with a couple my ex was in, before we started a throuple thing.
Do you have an /atoga/ thread crush? Why?
>>34542272MNot anymore
>>34542263Yet you still let deadbeats get you pregnant, multiple times. Curious
>>34542267>Doesn't mention Hitler
>>34542277>multiple times.Writing fan fiction again. Stop jerking off.
What is up with this weird shift online where men are pressuring everyone to have as many babies as possible? It's intense and noticeable, I don't remember seeing any of this even 10 years ago.
>>34542278He wasn't leftist
>>34542281Birthrates weren't as dire back then. But I'd rather we just go extinct.
>>34542281I wanna get you pregnant
>>34542281Women are forgetting their duty to society.
>>34542281Men should just committ suicide more often since they like being gay and misogynists.
>>34542271Your ex is also your current partner?
>>34542278How many progressives idolize Hitler?
>>34542281PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GRT PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>34542292Yes.
>>34542238Damn, how'd he recover?
>>34542281i find it funny how people are genuinely concerned about the declining birth rate. it's not a real issue. what even happens if there's just less people? there's only positive outcomes if anything
>>34542296You are so nuts for being in that relationship lolWhat do your friends and family think?
>>34542299The problem isn't depopulationIt's demographic collapseImagine the issues when there more retired people than working adultsWho is gonna pay for everything? Provide?
>>34542299They shovel in thirdies to fill the gaps
>>34542299>there's only positive outcomes if anythingYep, tighter pussies for one.
>>34542294Anything that doesn't ruin your property or make a big mess. Hang yourself in a trashbag. Od innawoods. Be eaten alive by bugs. Bury yourself alive. Drown.
Which tilt is the best?
Moids, gun to your head, which PP tattoo? Top or bottom?
>>34542305Why the neutral lookin like Kirk
>>34542307Lel
>>34542301I thought they were solving this by pushing the official age of retirement back. One day it will be 70, then 80, and then the government will get rid of retirement altogether. This kind of is the plan in the US at least
>>34542300My friends are happy for us even though it's definitely odd. The only family I have that I talk to much is my dad and he doesn't like anything I do.So far it's been going great, I think. I'm almost done moving in.
>>34542311Still doesn't solve the problem
Have none of you seen Children of Men? Why does anyone want to jump into that hellscape?
>>34542306What good is a ruler that changes size?
>>34542281Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got til it's gone>>34542227>I met Hasan Piker onceDid he set your dog on fire?>>34542192>Chad wins againI can't even imagine Chad losing
>>34542271>throupleThis shit sounds gross in theory but in real life it's even worse
>>34542306Erm... $51 average
I wanna pick her up and spin her around
>>34542318Humanity doesn't deserve to live happily ever after.
Should I buy a fleshlight
>>34542327Do you live alone
>>34542328Yes
>>34542327those things are sentient
>>34542321I don't know anyone else in a throuple, so I can't really judge them beyond the one I'm in. We're pretty happy with no signs that our plans together won't work out yet.
>>34542329Then you might as well go all out and get one with bluetooth capabilities.https://www.lovense.com/solace-pro-ai-automatic-blowjob-machine-men
I can't believe I've never experienced love or the feeling of a woman being attracted to me, and I'm not even ugly.
>>34542259I don't really see that as your fault. It's just the way it works. It annoys me that it has to hurt though.
how do you know if your partner actually got raped or they just cheated and said it was rape?
>>34542306Shrimp, and the top feels like it'd be safer but if I could have it guaranteed to not hurt or break my dick then I'd like the whole thing to be tattooed to look like the shrimp>whyWoman I'm into has a seafood allergy but really wants to be able to eat seafood
>>34542342same with the genders reversed. i'm not even autistic either. what went wrong with you?
God gave us hands to jack off with and you don't need any more than that.
>>34542348*spitting out water laughing*
>>34542306I mean, a $5 tattoo isn't a bad deal...
At least it's a fmf throuple
>>34542349poor health + anxiety + a permanent sense of "I'm not ready yet"
>>34542353
Other moids why do our dicks look so small when looking at them from our perspective?
can guys see their ball sack when standing and looking straight down ?
>>34542301when there's more retired people than adults, then the money dries up. the retired have to go back to work, or starve. demographics normalize, problem solves itself.
>>34542354It's FFM, actually.
>>34542350Need? Men who get pussy don't worry about what they NEED. Their only concern is what they WANT. Small men never dream of great things. They wallow in mediocrity, satisfied to pass their meager days in dull sport and the flailing misery of a life misspent.
>>34542367It's actually MFF because men always cum first.
>>34542363>why do things look bigger when close up and smaller further away
>wake up, work, fap, sleep, repeathonestly lifes not that bad once you get used to it
>>34542371They gang up on me and get me off first usually, if you must know.
>>34542318I loved it as a kid
Femanons, would you date a guy that got hair transplants if they look alright? Would it turn you off if you found out?
This book I'm reading is pretty confusing, still entertaining though.
>>34542379no i wouldnt care
>>34542363It's far away and the pubes make it look smaller if you don't trim them
>>34542318watched it for the first time recently, it feels like the worlds already like that. no future.
>>34542366Only if there's a supply of new people entering this world, which is drying up
>>34542364Yeah but the weather influences how
>>34542318>le line goes up, so le line will go up forever>le line goes down so le line will go down foreverthis is seriously the mindset with you people
>>34542363I guess because they curve up?
>>34542387Not everyone's does.
>>34542386It would be better if the line went up relatively soon
>>34542381Do you think it would help your initial impressions of them compared to being shaved bald? Would you not date them if bald? No pressure
>>34542364When i was skinny I could.
Really am thinking about killing myself over how small my dick is desu
>>34542384once civilization collapses and billions die, the remaining people will revert to "unga bunga have sex" and everybody will have 15 kids (9 of which will die before adulthood). problem solved
>>34542385you mean if it snows it covers up your balls so you can't see them?
>>34542392As a big dicked khhv, I think you're a moron.
Femanons that are open to dating strangers thry meet at events, is having hair over being shaved bald an ENORMOUS multiplier in getting you to be open to them? I don't really care about being bald if that matters but like we live in fast-paced initially surface-glancing society. I just want to think about how important this is before I make a HUGE gamble.
>>34542392How small is it?
>>34542393No they won'tWhy do you think that?
I wish there was a skill that men could do that pays a retarded amount of money for the most minimal amount of effort and training. Women can be hairstylists, do nails, and all sorts of gay shit and make good money while working 30 hours per week
>>345423985.5 inches ;_;
>>34542391how heavy are you?
>>34542394I was thinking about coin
>>34542397I am genuinely afraid of bald men. You never know why they're bald
>>34542395Easy for you to say
>>34542399why wouldnt they? all primitive peoples do. you think an event that will dwarf the bronze age collapse wont kick us back to antiquity? you're a fool then.
>>34542403coinpurse balls v. sack of bowling balls balls
>>34542398Less than 5
>>34542404balding because i never got to eat pussy
>>34542402Sorry chubby chaser, I don't want to be fetishized.
>>34542404That's fair but not helpful commentary
>>34542407No generation has ever just stopped having babies like this one
>>34542406Easy when it makes no fucking difference.
>>34542404>You never know why they're baldDihydrotestosterone?
>>34542412im not a chaser, just curious
>>34542404genetics? oo scary
>>34542420Not if you don't all die off first.
fuck mikuniggersgay shit for poser faggots
>>34542419It's actually gyno left over from trooning out. I detransitioned after realizing I was motivated by Autogynephilia
>>34542414no generation has lived in a world of 8 billion people and counting like this onethe fall in fertility and expansion of urbanism is a common pattern throughout history
>>34542420why delete?
>>34542429Probably not deleted
children of men is the ideal scenario. im tired of noisy smelly useless and annoying shitheads running around
>>34542426liar! the logic doesn’t even add up
>be me>playing DayZ with friend and his gf>I find a car>steal it off players>we celebrate>things go well until I hit a fence>player comes up and tries to steal car I stole>I panic as he is trying to kill me>I shoot>in process I blow out my tire>this is the point everything seems to change>friend starts making remarks that seem harmless enough while laughing>”haha this is like the 2nd tire you’ve gone through in the last 30 minutes!” Haha (I mean someone shot it the first time but whatever)>we stop down the road>”Hey what are you doing? Haha did you hear that? Someone could roll up on me! Haha Come help me!”>we stop a bit further>”hey check this out”>I run in around something to get to him cause I didn’t see him>”Haha he- he’s something else. Haha I’m right here. Haha”>at this point I’m just getting more quiet. I don’t like the way this is going>we roll up on another player because he messes up his car>he shoots him in the leg>for DayZ, you don’t die from that>I go over to the KO’d player and see him respawn>I say “Oh I guess he just killed himself.”>”Haha what do you mean he killed himself? Hahaha yeah haha”>we go a little further down the road and he says>oh there’s a guy on the right side>I’m slowing down and he’s like “oh it’s a zombie”>I’m still slowing and just coasting>”Dude, it’s a zombie. Haha what are you doing? Haha”At this point I’ve had enough. I pull off, log out and say “yeah, I’m not doing this. I’m done, I’m not doing this tonight. God bless you guys, and I hope you guys have a good night.”Did I over react? I feel like I was being made fun of by my supposed friend, and I’m not quite how to confront stuff like this moving forward. It’s not the first time stuff like this has happened. I’m just not sure if it’s happening how I perceive it or if he’s dumping on me because he thinks I don’t know what’s going on.
>>34542434Not every tranny gets bottom surgery
>>34542435>bro laughs too much>ragequityoure a fagget
>>34542435Bro, go make your own thread.
>>34542436you didnt troon out, i doubt youre even the original anon i replied to
>>34542440Are you trans or something? I wasn't trying to be offensive.
>>34542435I think you may have been misreading your friend's negative joking on you. Men have been taught to socialize that way. You should have doubled down and started giggling between your sentences.
>>34542443youre just lying thats what upsetting
>>34542376>getting jumpedCouldn't be me. Never catch me lackin.
>>34542400it's a known thing that men who work in the beauty industry make the most money. you are almost guaranteed to make the most out of anyone in cosmetology school just by being male. all the best known nail techs, makeup artists and hairstylists are also male btw and no not all of them are gay. there's a study on how women are more inclined to take beauty instructions/services from men.
>>34542379>would you date a guy that got hair transplants if they look alrightYes>Would it turn you off if you found out?Yes :(
>>34541287Objectively hot but in a handsome way
>>34541287I could not give less of a fucki really hate all of you people
>>34542390nta>Do you think it would help your initial impressions of them compared to being shaved bald?Yes!>Would you not date them if bald?...Yes
Men would you date a girl with a big forehead?
>>34542458How big
I wanna wake up with her
>>34542436Trans without penis is like angel without wings
>>34541555Facing the firing squad he would remember the time his grandfather showed him the magic of ice or something like that
>>34542460big
>>34542458Do you take it up the bum?
>>34542460Needs a top hat to hide it big
>>34542469I'd smack it
>>34542474my bangs cover it, no smacking needed>>34542470no im scared i might poop and then you'll be grossed out by me
>>34542458Probably, yeahDoes she hide it with bangs, not to be an asshole but its probably the best, but I wouldn't bring it up
>>34542379>guy that got hair transplantsThere's no way that doesn't look like shit
>>34542464Why does atoga have so many faggots?
>>34542476>no im scared i might poopJust dont eat for a day and get an enema, easy
>>34541259i love snegovski art perfect mix between sex and cute
>>34542476Lift up the bangs and then smack it
>>34541278post butthole
>>34542458i would cum on a girls big foreheadon a serious note, it doesnt matter unless actually freakish.which is funny because women would get an baldie ick seeing a man with big forehead like mine
>GenderWhat are (You)r thoughts on the controversial casting choices for The Odyssey? https://m.youtube.com/watch/6GcSOPTpu-s
Feet appreciators are the most oppressed race in the world
>>34542489MIt's just a movie, no one gives a shit when they cast Americans and English people as Romans and Greeks so why should I care about black people acting in it?
>>34542489>https://m.youtube.com/watch/6GcSOPTpu-sWe
>>34542490nah, you faggots are obnoxious and loud with your dumbass fetishes
>>34542449So you’re telling me I need to go to beauty school?
>>34542483Nta but both of those make accidents more likely, not less
>>34542489MI think Christopher Nolan is a pretentious hack and don't watch his movies.
>already fantasizing about asking her outshe doesn't even know my name (yet) lolwhy do I let women who hardly know I exist live rent free in my head?
>>34542489waow blackwashing in current year, never saw that comingbut honestly i havent gone to a movie theater since 2019, and ive maybe watched 3-5 movies that have come out since then. hollywood can fuck off and die atp
>>34542492I play Rome TW with the sound off for this reason, lmao
>>34542489MI don't care, Im nit clicking your link, Im nit watching the move, I would like to read the actual text at some point but I don't when if ever I will get to it
>>34542489It generates additional publicity
>>34542501What's your mother tongue, anon?
>>34542490Good
Women would you date a guy who smokes weed
>>34542488lets be a big forehead couple together anon
>>34542507No, it smells awful and it's just cringe overall
Women I've injured my finger
>>34542517how
>>34542507Maybe. If he only smoked indica.
>>34542306The worm with the top hat, on top.I dont have the charisma to pull off most of them, so Ill just go for silly.
>>34542521That’s an impressively stoned answer
>>34542501i do this too cuz i is next to o on le keyboard, buy i usually korrect my mistaeks before posting. guy might just be laxy and nit esl....... hah
>>34542319I imagine there is one really big guy out there that wants it to be called small.
>>34542306the ruler so when I say I'm 8" they will know for sure and won't use their frail womanly brain to "measure" or "compare" meit's not even a contest
25M, incel here, yes virgin and no friendship, no sex, no gf, no love. No memories made of anything worthwhile, I've been a shut in for 7 years, still going on now.With the pathetic foundation now established, I thought I knew myself better than I really do. I've got no concept of my own emotions, none other than rage. Rage that I use and abuse online on time wasted getting angry at things or trolling/shitposting for one bit of emotion. I'm so shy I even lurk online, I haven't made online friends either.OVERINTELLECTUALIZATION. To dissect your thoughts, to dissect your life and vivisect all life experienced. To me the day is a blur of one computer screen showing me many things, reading-games-movies-online-porn-books-etc. One huge zigzag nowhere, hobbies abandoned and mentally explored. Daydreaming, research on what makes me an incel and what other thing the sun carries every day with every single sunset and dawn. What other new excuse or new thing to focus on and see myself as lesser for or worse than. Day after day. I've never cried at being alone and having no girlfriend or sex or friends. I have felt...little. I have memories of even less on my feelings.I don't allow myself to be spontaneous even alone. I tried drawing with love and got burnt out, I never drew anything I wanted to actually write, for fun. Just endless practice, endless grinding fundamentals but never anything fun or personal. I am ashamed of being someone who exists and takes space and volume in life. I am ashamed of having been born for the reasons I endlessly research (oh not tall enough, not hot enough, your face, your looks, this and that) and the more honest that I just carry a huge sense of embarrassment about merely being.I don't allow myself to feel, I dissect. I analyze, I research, I ponder and ponder and probe and with "analysis" the rape of any emotion that could surface. I don't know what to do.
I want to get stoned and listen to music with a bad bitch fr
>>34542524Ok, so this is probably my strange ick but I cannot tollerate sativas at all. I would dump anyone that smoked "whatever" "exclusively sativas" or "Hybrids aren't that bad". You either want to smoke with me or you're for the streets.
Would be cool to have sex again someday.
>>34542530fry your brain with drugs and booze, dont have to worry about heavy thinking after thatshut the computer and force yourself to do nothing
>tollerate
it makes me feel good that some women at least saw that wuthering height's bdsm scene as a very shitty and horrible thing instead of seeing smut.
GenderEver given or received a pity date?
>>34542537I hope women will view bdsm itself negatively someday.
>>34542537I hate the way twitter and tumblr bitches talk
>>34542532Dude weed lol. Good grief
>>34542539MI don't think those are real?
"situationship" you're 23 bro
Do you have to let it linger?Do you have to, do you have toDo you have to let it linger?
>>34542532>Hybrids aren't that badMe when the Greys show up
>>34542547What she said after I ripped a huge fart
I bet you're the kind of guy that makes girls wanna hang themselves
>>34542550Out of their league?
>>34542547>literally hearing to it right nowwtf bro.
>>34541284>How do we feel about Jamie Chung bros? I’m trying to find a hotter Asian and struggling. Lucy Liu feels like the clear responseI put forward Lucy Li
>>34542553>hearing to itWtf country you from
>>34542546>"situationship" you're 23 broI know women in their 30s who still have those.
>>34542555India
>>34541403Women, what does she do to make her skin look like that and why are you not doing it?
>>34542556And they should be laughed at.
>>34542555lol I was too startled to speak English good, do you get it maine.
>>34542558Applying body oil. Because I actually wear clothes and I don't want them to stick to my body and get oil stains everywhere.
>>34542537It was just so cringe and garish. Most movies with bdsm are not hot at all and very disappointing due to visuals or dialogue or being too timid
>>34541403MIt must be weird for women to be so jiggly.When I walk everything basically stays in the same place.
>>34542564most bitches love them (or it seems so).Remember some girl I have on IG posting some story about how her (woman) psychiatrist was startled at her stating that she'd drink the milk glass like kidman does in that babygirl movie.
>>34542565>When I walk everything basically stays in the same place.Confirmed for no hang.
>>34542562I thought it was some full body skin moisturizer they call serum or something
>>34542568Lol, it's cold up here, bro.
>>34541403would cheat on the mother of my children with her ngl.
>>34542569You don't want to know about the serum, it's way above your paygrade.
>>34542572We know, Gaz, we know.
She went from good morninggggg to good morning is it over
>>34542569No, serum is watery and thin and gets taken up by your skin fast. This is very clearly oil sitting on top of her skin. I can already feel the sticky layer with all the dust and fibers she collected. I hope for her sake that she took a long hot shower after this.
>>34542574idk wtf is a Gaz
>>34542568Bro you think we go commando 24/7 or sum that shit is packed in place
>>34542560Yeah I think >>34542557 is right
>>34542575She's giving those 4gs to somebody else
>>34542558Make up and oil sprays
>>34542578>Bro you think we go commando 24/7Nta but I wish. Men need to go back to wearing kilts with nothing underneath.
>>34542575yeah, you fucked up, you ruined her enthusiasm to talk to you, good job
>>34542583You would follow us around waiting for a stiff breeze.
>>34542583Only one man should but damn he'd drive me crazy.
>>34542579Not every ESL is an indian thoughbeitson.
i wish i could read men's minds
>>34542583You would hear my dick and balls slapping against my thighs when I run
>>34542589I can read yours
>>34542589Lol, no you don't.
>>34542589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiU2lrGnT7U
How did India go from being a random thirdie country, to the laughing stock of the internet?
>>34542593how come? what going on in that skull of urs anon>>34542592o_o no way
>>34542589You can, men are very simple creatures and they are all the same. Once you can predict one, you can predict them all.
>>34542567Babygirl is one of the more decent ones, not really hot but some interesting ideas and good acting
>>34542589my mind in the last 5 minutes>I wish I talked with this chick Im seeing on IG right now that night, but I was too paranoid. Oh well, she seemed to be into me or at least quite touchy.>I should continue writing that>I should go to sleep it's too late>The Who rocks
>>34542597Invading every first world country and breeding like a disease.
>>34542585I saw a guy do this a few weeks ago>woman in a mini skirt>some middle aged guy does a half jog to get closer behind her after she turned a corner>then they just walk with the guy being 1m from her
>>34542600I guess as a man I find it startling how it's so easy for women to write some cucked man accepting the woman back in his life as if that was a healing process or some shit lol
>>34542598>how come? what going on in that skull of urs anonI'm sure you could guess.
>>34542607boobs :/ ?
>>34542598Right now you're thinking of me
>>34542589You would be constantly bent over or sucking cock
>>34542597They got internet access and Westerners got exposed to Indian culture.
>>34542608Ok, I'll give you a freebie.>damn, she has nice lips. I wish they were around my cock.
>>34542605Honestly I agree the ending was weak that way, especially since it was marketed as a thriller. There should have been harsher consequences for Nicole Kidman's character, but really all that happened is her life just went back to the way it was before. She didn't lose anything
>>34542589"The "50ft Sydney" refers to a massive fantasy sequence on Euphoria where Sydney Sweeney’s character, Cassie, transforms into a towering giantess in a homage to the 1958 cult classic Attack of the 50 Foot Woman."There is one moid here thinking about this. I can smell it.
Is there anything more pathetic as a man than being unable to fill out your clothes
>>34542614oh it was a sex thriller for women I guess. I guess they can't just kill their main characters like it used to happen in the 90s thrillers. Some eat her cake too stuff.
>>34542617No. Oversized is a style. No it is not the same as intentionally looking homeless.
>>34542617start packing on the pounds anon
>>34542597>How did India go from being a random thirdie country, to the laughing stock of the internet?It all started with one indian anon on /int/ saying india had designated shitting streets.
>>34542617Most elite athletes look like DYELs.
>>34542623Wtf is that haircut
>>34542625>>34542623>HaircutYou don't see his ears?
>>34542281It's because the population growth trend is violently swinging the other way just as hard as it was when it was growing and it's becoming more and more noticeable and that's scaring a lot of people because our society has been reliant on constant growth for a while now and changing that will result in severe social, economic, and political consequences>>34542414>>34542428Yeah, consider that we just had one of the greatest population explosions in all of history, and an extremely resource inefficient and ecologically unsustainable one at that. Usually such systems will need to go through several dampened pendulum swings until a new equilibrium is reached. I think once population decline really starts kicking in we'll socially adjust into seeing children as a crucial investment and a critical part of social infrastructure again. We'll have to start redirecting our technology towards making child rearing easier and actually start treating parenting like the critically important job that it is. In the meantime we're stuck at a transition point where we as a society are so ingrained into hyper consumerist expansionist mentalities that we've completely forgotten how to maintain basic things. We are tasked with the burden of rediscovering and reincorporating that forgotten knowledge into our livelihoods and all of that is going to take effort that will further hinder our ability to raise children until the larger culture starts moving into a direction that is more conducive to doing so. We're in for a rough ride
Gender Thoughts on key lime pie?
Alright Im going to sleepThere's this saying in my country that's to wish someone to "dream with the angels". I hope you all dream with the angels.
>>34542617skinnybros...
>>34542629Fsort of mid but not badwould be fun to learn to make tho
>>34542589
Just saw a lesbian couple, one girl was like 6ft and word the black dress with watermelon socks, and the other girl was like 4ft10 and had a watermelon purse
>>34542629F, I never actually had it but I have a bunch of limes I need to use and it's been on my mind to finally make one. It sounds yummy.
Find a flaw.
where would you work if you got a job at Black Mesa?
>>34542539Oh fuck. Yes. Top 5 mistakes of my life.>Be me>Team leader at retail McWagie store>New girl gets hired>Completely useless>Worst case of social anxiety I have ever seen>Completely retarded to the point she can’t add a nickel and three penny’s to make eight cents in change>Have to keep her on cashier because if I put her on the sales floor she has literal panic attacks and cries and hides in the break room>My entire team despise her because she’s dead weight>Not allowed to fire her>Okay Mr Team Leader you’ve turned around some bad cases before maybe she just needs some time encouragement and a friend>Babysit her for a few weeks basically doing her job for her half the time>She shows a small amount of improvement>With repetition anyone can figure out simple tasks right?>Friday>Start closing up after getting our asses kicked>Send the rest of the team home because I have to count retards drawer again because she shorted customers change again>Sorry>Its fine (not really) you’re new (not that new at this point)>So what are you doing later?>Im just going to grab some food at my favorite Japanese place and probably go home and watch tv or something>Oh I love Japanese food!>Yeah its great>Her face is beet red>Realize she’s trying to flirt in her own autistic way>Fuck I was just going to get takeout I didn’t mean…fuck>You want to come with?
>>34542617Roided out body in skin tight clothes is so cringe
>>34542638Not enough hair.
>>34542640>Yes!>This clearly took a lot for her>This is probably progress right?>She follows me to the restaurant>Ive been ordering the same shit every Friday for a few months now because I have a crush on the waitress and we’ve been flirting>Fuck forgot about the waitress>Immediately awkward between us now>Fuck>You want your tonkatsu to go or…>Booth>Fuck>Sit down>Awkward silence as she drinks water>So what do you do for fun?>Goes into awkward ramble about a streamer that translates Chinese>Food comes>Silence through the entire dinner>Check please>Walk out to our cars>Are you working tomorrow anon?>No I’m off this weekend>Oh…I am…>No shit I set the schedule>Yeah you’ll be working with anonette and anon you guys will be fine>Okay…>She is all flushed again>Skinny bitch looks like a stop sign>Well this was fun. You have a good night>You too>She closes her eyes and sticks out her lips>Holy fucking shit she is awkward>Horror show of being married to her and having to carry this bitch through life flashes in my mind>Nope>Get in my car and drive the fuck on home>Monday rolls around>She no showed on Saturday>Email from my boss>She quit and sent him a long email explaining how she had been bullied and how I had led her on and flirted with her at work>Boss knows how retarded she is and finds it hilarious>My team find out and start referring to her as my wife>Fuck
>>34542639area 4 personal dormitories as a personal prostitute
>>34542638That is an adolescent
>>34542636Hot
>>34542638posting gooner content on the internet
>>34542629>Thoughts on key lime pie?I had a key lime pie protein yogurt yesterday and it was really good.>>34542636Lesbians? Eww.
>>34542645it's AI. Look at her earring
Women, have you ever had sex while on the phone?
>>34542629M. Favorite pie.
>>34542638this is AI, isn't it?
>>34542649Fuck this timeline
>>34542617It's more pathetic to be a useless body builder. Like go have a lifting job if you want something to work towards.
>>34542653> >>34542649
>>34542650probably, I don't really remember
>>34542647>an attractive woman in any context is now goonerI joked about this last week, here we are
>>34542617>Have wide shoulders>Put on big shirt>Upper section fits but lower section feels baggy>Put on small shirt>Lower section fits but upper section is choking me
>>34542639Infirmary
>>34542639Me working there? That must be a joke. Ha ha, fat chance.
>>34542639I was miserable at the time when I played this game but when I think back to it I can't help but feel a twinge of missing that time and how I felt.
>>34542656good catch, I knew something was off>>34542658she's not the gooner in this context you fucking retard, lol
>>34542664>she's not the gooner in this context you fucking retard, lolholy fuck you are a massive retard
>>34542655>>34542641Why does lifting and looking good piss fat bitches off so much
Men is the deep morning voice real or fake?
>>34542667for me, it's not deep, but gravelly, and yeah, but that's only because I snore.
>>34542667Mine is higher in the morning
What’s the difference between a casual, friendly hug and a romantic “I’m interested in you” hug?
>>34542667i don't know but the coca-cola last-night deep voice is real
>>34542639The only thing I would be qualified to do there is security or the armory so the front door or sector E3.
>>34542667For me it's real. Sometimes it makes my voice crack though.
>>34542629Delicious and will be making one this summer for the first time, and I'm not sure which recipe to try since it's not something my mom ever made
I want a real femcel gf
>>34542662More like Blue Valkyrie chance amirite?
I want to plap a Lucy Liu and spawn an Alysa Liu, if you know what I mean
>>34542676this sort of looks like a prettier version of me :o
>>34542663Why?
>>34542667Yes. I wish my voice sounded like that all day but closest I get is when I throw it out yelling during my kids sports ball practice.
>>34542677I don't get it. Are you saying she eats a lot of cake?
>>34542679Insane how foids are so jealous of her
>>34542666You don't look good. You look cancerous, and are still obese.
>>34542650Yes, both phone sex and talking to someone else on the phone while having sex.
>>34542667Physically, intellectually, spiritually, emotionally and vocally, I am at my weakest in the morning.
>>34542629>Thoughts on key lime pie?I especially like the ones from Capt Kutchie's key lime pies
>>34542650Yes
>>34542685We're not jealous. We would have a better chance of socializing with her over you neckbeards.
>>34542682Why was I miserable or why do I miss it
>>34542667It’s real. I don’t really like mine because it’s several octaves lower than my regular voice, and very raspy from smoking. Makes me feel old
>>34542688>and talking to someone else on the phone while having sex.They must've known...
>>34542686Yeah I bet you know all about looking like a tumor
>>34542633real
>>34542693The latter
>>34542694>several octavesDon't think you know what an octave is
>>34542699I don’t, sorry for not being literal
Why is this particular eyeshape so fucking attractive?
>>34542703Because you are attracted to asians
>>34542685She's pretty
>>34542701If you're gonna use technical terms use them right
>>34542706stop bullying anon
>>34542707It'd be like me saying I changed my oil when I just filled up my gas
>>34542696I don't. Everyone tells me I'm pretty.
>>34542617>Being a woman with wide shoulders and people probably think you're a troon when you're a biological woman
>>34542706Please suckle the tip of my penis
>>34542684Yeah she’s fat as fuck. Ugly too.
>>34542706Autism alert
>>34542705Whenever I see her I legit can't control myself. She's the only celeb I ever simped for in my life. Such a unique beauty
>>34542709i mean his phrasing didnt sound that off to me, i think its just a you thing
>>34542698Idk. Day to day not much was different but I'm just remembering the highlights of it and not the 90% in between
>>34542711I'm attracted to women with broad shoulders for some reason.
>>34542703It is funny as shit to me that retarded liberal white women havent figured out that the wings they put on their lashes are just the Asian female equivalent of black face. Like they seriously don’t even fathom why it’s pretty.
Meeting a girl outside of apps, getting to know her, and winning her heart >>>>>>>> Meeting a girl on an app, competing with 10 other guys, and stressing out over her nonstop
>>34542715Same to be desu. I like watching her skate.
>>34542710Keep telling yourself that
>>34542710NTA. We've all seen you, girliepop.
>>34542710Nobody tells you that but other women and they tell every other woman they’re pretty. You are not attractive.
>>34542725>>34542726I don't even tell myself that.You guys are just mad.
>>34542712Gay and retarded no surprise >>34542717If you don't actually know what an octave is then yeah but am octave is a very specific thing and unless he has the voice of a summer songbird it's not dropping several of them
>>34542723Just pump her full of cum and move on
>>34542715She looks like a raccoon
>>34542730Tell us again how you were too badass for the Marines and how you're a trained emt and how you flex climbing up stairs
>>34542706>>34542709>>34542731Based and factual anon enlightening this thread
>>34542730No you’re coping. You are dead ass serious a 2.
>>34542730>I don't even tell myself thatThat's not my point. We've seen your face.
>>34542666Being in shape is great. But looking like a giant gay overstuffed sausage is not attractive
>>34542739At no point did I even mention roids they just projected that onto me to make something to get mad at
>>34542732Not settling for anything less than marriage at this point
Girls and boys, who is your favorite Pokemon?Also, do you remember Sylvester? You named him a couple of threads ago!
State GenderBermuda, Kentucky Blue, Zoysia, or St. Augustine?
>>34542715genuinely smash your head on concrete
>>34542744>Gyarados>Gengar>Alakazam>Venusaur>Nidoking>Arcanine
>>34542744Blaziken
>>34542746Alysa...
>>34542734Coping by exaggerating what I have said>>34542736Coping by wanting to negate my lived experience>>34542737Coping by thinking your opinion is a majorityOff with your heads.
>>34542751>Coping by thinking your opinion is a majorityMaybe someone should make a strawpoll
>>34542745MI only recognize Augustine
>>34542751Reiterating your own words to you Npd is a bitch
>>34542751I like your fat butt
>>34542745FKentucky blue Bermuda is shit
>>34542741Obviously I'm not talking about you personally, as you don't seem like the gym going type. I'm just disagreeing with your aesthetic taste in men
>>34542744Umbreon
>>34542660This experience sounds similar to having boobs
>>34542654Why are you upset?
Should hair transplants be free?
>>34542772Yea for both sexes.
>>34542772Not until actual disability aids are. Once glasses and prosthetic legs etc are free then you can have free hair transplants.
>>34542773for men only, women deserve to go bald
>>34542759You seem upset
>>34542752It wouldn't be valid. I do not accept your concessions.>>34542755*can only hear incoherent indian yelling*>34542757No (you)
>>34542758Over the St Augustine? I’m in SC but I like the look of Kentucky Blue so much better.
>>34542715
>>34542775That's mean
>>34542772No. Balding men should be executed.*looking directly into the camera*
>>34542779Would it be valid if it confirmed your opinions?
>>34542782ntabald bitches are hot though
>>34542783Just wait til >heStarts balding
>>34542780>St AugustineI'm not as familiar with it. Too far north.
Rank advice givers>/adv/>ai>boomers>therapists
I wanna hold her in my arms until we fall asleep
>>34542785Her strategy consists of discarding anything that goes against her worldview
Anyone else feels like eating in public should be banned? It seems way too inappropriate to display such carnal animal instincts and behavior this unabashed.
>>34542789>ai>therapist>boomers>adv
>>34542793no i love watching men eatthey’re so loud and messy without realizing it , its cute
men what gift would actually be meaningful to you for your first Fathers Day from your wife?
>>34542795Gooners need not respond, we all know you'd also like it if people walked around naked and masturbated and fornicated publicly.
>>34542785Still no.>>34542787It will be fine if >he balds at like 60. That is a good run. I'm talking gone by 30.
>>34542789some boomersaitherapistpowergapmost boomerspowergapadv
>>34542789>therapists>ai>boomers>/adv/
>>34542773Black women aside, can women even go bald? I thought estrogen kept hair growing well into your 80s. Hair thinning is another thing
>>34542799what did i say that was gooner coded? i can’t find men cute? maybe they should stop being so cute
State genderWhat was your bedtime routine/ritual as a child? Did you put on PJ's and had a glass of honey milk and got night time stories read to you or was it more of a "fend for yourself and maybe brush your teeth once a week" kind of deal?
>>34542779I was being serious about your butt
>>34542807The latter.
>>34542643Feel bad for her
>>34542803>Black women aside, can women even go bald? I thought estrogen kept hair growing well into your 80s. Hair thinning is another thingYea, they can lose their hair, have thinning hair etc. I've heard wigs get real itchy.
>>34542803yeah, it just doesn't look the same as in men, it's more overall balding than the typical male pattern
I wonder what it's like for a woman to touch you?I wonder what it's like for a woman to want you?
>>34542813Wtf what causes this?
>>34542808It's more of a counterweight than an ass really
>>34542803It's women's progesterone that mainly protects their hair, but the average person's hormones are a fucking mess these days so you're going to see more and more female pattern baldness too.Strangely enough, I've seen a lot of asian women with hair loss more than any other group of people
GenderLast game you played
>>34542643>she went for a kiss on first dateBold womanMany moids would probably rip off your balls for a chance with her autistic ass.Why are you so bad at shutting down someone you're not interested in if they're clearly retarded? Do you like it when they come onto you or something? That's a unique fetish.
>>34542818MMorrowind, doing a challenge run called “bestlocke”
>>34542815genetics mainly, some women have shit tier hair follicles that are overly sensitive to hormonal changes like pregnancy, menopause, stress (like illness, mental health issues, insomnia, exhaustion, etc), being fat, whoremonal bc, nutritional deficiencies, autoimmune conditions, inflammatory scalp issues, basically you either have that switch built in or not and then your circumstances decide if and how severely that switch gets activatedit's basically the same principle as with men
>>34542808Why would you
>>34542818F a roblox game
>>34542823problematic.
>>34542818F, started a new farm on stardew valley but got bored on day five and stopped playing
Bald is beautiful. Hair serves no practical purpose anyway
>>34542824how so
>>34542826damn she's ugly
>>34542826you have no place to be discussing beauty, utilitarian swine
>>34542828roblox devs are all psychotic pedophiles.
Women thoughts on love
>>34542832im not a dev im a player :P
>>34542833yeah, it's nice
>>34542834problematic.
>>34542834So are the players
>>34542823Was it dress to impress lol
What music do kids like these days?
>>34542822Because i like big butts and I cannot lie
>>34542830>it's okay for men to embrace their baldness>it's not okay for women to do the same
>>34542839Why do you want to listen to kid music
>>34542807Bath, nightie, have my hair brushed, eat a cut up apple in bed while being read to, brush teeth, get tucked in, allowed to read for a bit on my own, then lights out. Once my parents were in the basement watching tv, I'd turn the light back on and either read or draw. I could never get to sleep
>>34542783:(>>34542772:o
>>34542838rofl no, i played that a lil when it first got popular but it gest boring quicki like ftf, pressure and the rare good horror games on there>>34542837not me im a good girl
>>34542818FPikmin bloom on my phone if that counts
>>34542843Sounds comf. I miss living with people.
>>34542839Mine
FHow do I become like Makima?
>>34542843How are there people with normal childhoods here begone
>>34542839apparently dean blunt and inga copeland, Flat7, you'll never get to heaven, strawberry guy, cocteau twins and mark william lewis
>>34542851I have not seen this anime, but it seems like she just has a pragmatic will to power.
>>34542818Female, roblox with my younger cousin. Not really a game, just a roleplay thing she can pretend to go shopping and look after babies
>>34542840*eyeroll*
>>34542842It's for my job.
>>34542818MNoita
>>34542823>>34542863ntawhats the deal with roblox, why is it so memed and why is it so popular
>>34542843nice>>34542870because you can play thousands of different games on there, so it has something for almost everyone
>>34542870A lot of women are pedophiles.
Do you ever feel like what you say doesn't matter because its not like you're going to be listened to in the first place so you just get complacent
>>34542870>memed onmost popular games have discord servers so fans make parasocial bonds w the devs and so when said devs get cancelled for things it is sort of a big deal. this one lying dev bitch w bpd nearly single handedly caused the other dev to kill himself by making up a lie about him sa'ing her and now the game which just got a huge update, has gone to shit.
>>34542876yeah, people that genuinely think you just have to "communicate and speak up" to get what you want and need are next level delulu
>>34542875So women do like shotas after all?>>34542872>it has something for almost everyoneThat does explain why I keep on seeing a ton of different One Piece and JJK games
>>34542870roadside shawarma is peak
>>34542848It was comfy. I never liked living alone, either >>34542852Turns out me never being able to get to sleep despite being a really active kid was a huge red flag
>>34542876>>34542879>T. Has no idea how to stand up for self
>>34542881>roadside shawarmaThis is what people in the south call a raccoon they ran over.
>>34542879it hardly feels like I'm even living my life>>34542883If I do that I have to be an asshole about it
>>34542876Mhm
>>34542813Literally me
>>34542883called it, lol
>>34542887If someone's gonna walk all over you they deserve your assholery
>>34542889damn
>>34542894even if they're family?
>>34542889Post scalp
>>34542889Balding brothers.
>>34542892Boohoo I silently sit in the corner in my discomfort why doesn't anyone listen to me. Nah fuck off.>>34542898If they're willing to do that then yes they've lost your sympathy
>>34542899Fuck no
Bald men of atoga, would you let ur gf draw on ur head? washable marker ofc
>>34542907Please?
>>34542908I'm not bald but she can use my back and chest and belly like a whiteboard
>>34542910not face?
>>34542909Girl no
>>34542912Sure
>>34542914: ) bf material
>>34542913I won't laugh too much
>>34542915Would you draw curly moustaches and shit on me
>>34542908That's kind of weird and seems like bullying, but, like, I'm open to it. Some women unironically just like touching your scalp tho.
>>34542870idk it's easy entry level for kids I guess and there's an unlimited variety of games. Most of it is pretty harmless, but there is some bizarre/creepy stuff on there. Little kids shouldn't be on there unsupervised
>>34542918I don’t need more public humiliation
English Roses should colonize Yankee doodle dandies
>>34542920>and then poop all over me
>>34542924It'll be just between you and me
Is it weird that I feel like I can tell if a woman is getting good, consistent dickings just by her affect?
>>34542928No, that's you projecting your pornsickness onto women's lives.
>>34542924I'm sorry. I say just shave it honestly. Maybe wigs or lots of squats. I would date a bald girl that worked with it.
>>34542928
>>34542876You need to learn to say the right things if you want people to listen to you
>>34542928Nah, everybody can do that. We can also all sense when you're thinking about this.
>>34542934is the right thing "give me what I want or I will stab you in your sleep"?
I let a family friend draw a dick on my sleeping father's face. He looked at me with a deeply upset expression after he woke up, but I just laughed. It was too funny.
>>34542927LiarPicture it in your mind
I think I'll jack off later. What have I got to lose?
>>34542928>I tell ya in my business, I'm around a lot of women. >That one? Ain't gettin' laid
>>34542939do u moan a lot when you do it?
>the brown gooner is touching his penis to homosexual humiliation fantasies again ew
>>34542935Forgot to take your name off faggot
>>34542939Potential children apparently, you devil worshipper.
>>34542943I’m touching my spiritual penis to you
>>34542876I feel like many things I say don't matter because I've already considered everything and if it's something I'm struggling with than the resolution is not possible or too convoluted to explain to most people. But I really appreciate they listened.
>>34542946you will go to hell for this oh wait, you're already there
>>34542938I can't I was born with a rare neurological condition that makes me unable to picture things in my mind. I need a visual aid. I won't share it with anyone pinkie swear.
>>34542944Nope
>>34542876hella jeff
This album makes me think of her
>>34542950I've HEARD of this condition
>>34542949Erm, no, I left hell
>>34542942No, I grew up in a crowded house.>>34542945You were telling a guy to buy a bluetooth fleshlight a few hours ago.
>>34542956Love the sinner hate the sin.
>>34542955how do you know? this is all part of the torture
>>34542950Girl pls no, there are other balding dudes in this worldGoogle Norwood 3 for visual
Niggas be like "I grew up jacking off with other people in the house" yeah nigga we all did, doesn't mean your still do open your mouth and let it out
>>34542959Some woman will have to take one for the team if they don't want me to jack off.
>>34542960You like it when I hurt. Stop reading my faggy love letters about you
>>34542963God can't hear you.
>>34542962What's the point in moaning for myself? Do people really moan on their own?
>>34541259state sex and tag yourselfM, Somewhere between 11 and 1
>>34542965I'm not doing shi
>>34542936No, communicating like that in some way or another is usually what makes the person feel like they aren't being listened to in the first place
>>34542967Yeah I do
>>34542968where's the "I don't watch anime" one?
>>34542969Ok good because they exist
>>34541417>You just don’t get it bro they all reflect various mental illnesses and personality traitsjust like The Amazing Digital Circus
>>34542973damn, is that OC? moar?
>>34542968I'm #17, tv and movies are my escapisms
>>34542968MI'm not a weeb.
>>34542972it's the one where you don't hit the reply button
Women should be chomped
Women, I was receiving a massage and found myself making involuntary noises. A series of groans and a moan or two. Is this what happens to you during sex?
>>34542979like.. bitten? o_o
>>34542975It’s for you it’s lit
Women would you date a man with a penchant for the dramatic and theatrical
>>34542980No, you stay completely silent because you are incapable of moving your mouth when sex happens.
>not a weeb>kind of want a weeb gfAm I doomed?
>>34542966He can't hear any of us.
>>34542981Yes!
>>34542982aight, let me have a look>>34542983apparently I would
>>34542983Yeh.
>>34542983Don't, unfortunately.>>34542986Stranger things have happened. It feels like people date people without any of their interests more so than the opposite ime.
>>34542990No I stole it off Twitter, you’re the meme queen anyway Pls just let me maladapatively daydream to love songs
>>34542993Why do you keep answering questions for women
>>34542994sigh
>>34542968FNo goth option
>>34542987We don't know this but at the very least God stopped talking to us a long time ago.
>>34542996Yeah yeah you’re beautiful or whatever, wish you’d ruin my life again or something
>>34542995I relate to the male asking, and like to give (You)s to the (You)less
Okay different chart since you're all being shitters.Sex and Tag
>>34542999Damn krauts
>German Yuck!
>>34543001That question was neither youless nor directed at balding Latino manlets
>>34542999*Missgeburt
>>34542995>Why do you keep answering questions for womenI didn't specify that my question was for women.
>>34543007
>>34543006I am whiter than you and I answered it at the same time as those other men pretending to be women.
>>34542818FDark Souls 2It’s janky and weird, but fun
>>34543002f, moralfag
>>34543009nice
>>34543002FWrong type of goth
What's like being canonically ugly?
>>34543008If you didn't specify then I'm obviously not talking about you>>34543010Your brown ass can't play that card on me
Jews are overrepresented in theoretical physics because their religion encourages being master bullshit artists.
>>34543016>What's like
>>34543017>If you didn't specify then I'm obviously not talking about you>That question was neither youless nor directed at balding Latino manletsAnon, quit being a control freak, you're exhausting yourself.
>>34543018another day, another loaf
>>34543014
>>34543025das crazy
>>34543023>>34542983>WomenAnd it wasn't your question either
>>34543002None of them.
>>34543017Only loser whites talk like this or you would lean on another quality. You make whites look bad. Please accept your new status as a beige man.
Hey guys, do you really hate India or is it just a meme?
Thank G-d I'm not german
>>34543031beruhige dich
>>34543026
I'm hearing moans some of my neighbors are fucking. What do?
Natural beauty
>>34543034I thought thats a pixelated tribute, got jumpscared
>>34543029You're the one who decided to make it a competition on who's whiter sit down
>>34543038
>>34543035Record them and then send them a printed vocaroo link and tell them they're hot.
>>34543035I've always wondered about the ethics of jerking off to overheard sex. It's tempting, but I also think the post nut clarity would be soul destroying.
>>34543040Which was in response to you. God you're making us look bad. Please be beige. You and your people could be happy together having trouble following conversations and confusedly staring at the sky when it rains.
>>34543028then dont respond retard
men, would u date a girl with higher t-levels (700) than you?
>>34543035Have pretend sex back at them that sounds better
>>34543002Idk
>>34543050If I couldn't tell than I would not care
>>34543046Nothing I said was wrong, you don't have to larp as white
>>34543050Natural, or through pharmaceuticals?
>>34543058That poster is a pooner I'm pretty sure
>>34543043huere gummihäls
>>34543050My serum test is 804ng/dl. I don't remember what my free test level is.
>>34543058natural
>>34543002FMoralfag I guess
>>34543057You're so surly and low IQ. You just say things to say things hoping I get mad. I am mad that a retard is trying to bully me for no reason. You won. Congratz.
>>34543061
>>34543063Your sex drive must be insane.
>>34543063I think the other guy was right, you probably are a gay male
>>34543067thats enough reddit for you for today
>>34543063So you're a man, not a "girl"
gb2kohlchan bernd
>>34543075ew, what is this gooner physiognomy
>>34543074NTA. Depends on if there's an active SRY gene.
>>34543071>>34543074if that was the case, the 'range' to the side would be a man's range, not a female's.>>34543069doesn’t feel that way but im sure some would say so
>>34543050Yeh, but she wouldn't want me. I'm fat :(
>>34543050Sure yeah idk
>>34543081this feels like a trap
>>34543078You post Gooner shit so much people mistake you for a man
>>34543078Why do you like fat guys if you're so high test? I would think you'd be into twinks or women
Today I feel like a broken wire spitting electricity around
>>34543085>womenim not a lesbian>twinksi like men that look like men not overgrown lil boys
>>34543088So why not buff guys then?
>>34543087imagine popping blood vessels in your brain because you tried to rush shitting because someone knocked on the door, going into a coma and waking up with a transformed artist brain
>>34543076i dont know, he looks normal. That gravure model is HAWT
>>34543087Why
>>34543090I also read about that yeah, really lucky he didn’t just become a pickle
>>34543090>going into a coma and waking up with a transformed artist brainIs that what happens to the MC in Saya no uta?
>>34543090Does he shit in that bag
>>34543063gross. that explains why you look like a man and behave like a man
>>34543087That happens to me when I damage a nerve from practicing something wrong but it's always healed after a few weeks so far
>>34543093maybe he did, judging by some of his paintings >>34543094no idea what you are yapping about >>34543095yes, you can see it in the MoMa
>>34543096stop same fagging>>34543089i tried to come up w a reason to this but i have none, ig they just arent my thing,
State genderDo you believe in the panda conspiracy?
>>34543090"Artist brain" is giving him a lot of credit half of that is just scribbles
>>34543102Can i get a quick rundown on them?
>>34543100Do you like Dom or sub men?
>>34543092Exhaustion and adhd
My fav thing about farmers markets is how cutting out the middleman makes it more expensive
>>34543105thats what artists do >>34543108there's not a single painting or drawing or depiction or description of a panda before the 1800s, seems a bit strange the official explanation is that "they lived in remote areas and weren't part of people's daily lives" yeah, as if dragons were and we still have massive amounts of descriptions and depictions of those...
>>34543111kekmy favorite part about sewing your own clothes is how you spend a fortune on a garment with the material and craftsmanship quality of a shein piece
>>34543111The middleman uses slave labor to sell his produce for cheap
>>34543111>what are economies of scale?
>>34543050This kind of implies that to date you, one must be subjected to t-level tests. You're probably the kind of woman that dumps her partners when their t-level decreases for some reason.
>>34543078Do you have cancer or what? What's wrong with you that's causing it?
>>34543109neither, just a normal guy. i think the dynamic between a female and male already inherently gives a dominant role to the man and thats more than enough.
>>34543112Fossils and lizard were basically everywhere though
>>34543119so why's there no fossils of pandas or their predecessors?
>>34543111New Zealand SOLVED this with co-ops to centralize the bureaucracy of a decentralized farming community
>>34543123Stuff is still expensive at farmer's markets here, I don't see how co-ops have anything to do with that.
>>34543116thats a weird assumption to make with no backing to it>>34543117no its natural
>>34543111Retail spaces in farmer's markets don't come cheap
>>34543112>there's not a single painting or drawing or depiction or description of a panda before the 1800s, seems a bit strangeApparently there references to "white bears" in the three kingdoms period? They wouldn't have known about polar bears, right?
is Clav getting mogged by the judge the ultimate proof that his entire ideology of looksmaxxing true?The second there was a guy more attractive than him, everyone jumped ship to the hot judge.
>>34543121There are bear fossils
>>34543129>thats a weird assumption to make with no backing to itI've only seen women and male bodybuilders care about their t-levels and judge others based off that or consider it to be normal.
>>34543133Looksmaxxing is dumb, but who tf would argue that the halo effect isn't real?
>>34543126Are you from New Zealand? If ao everything is expensive because everything besides agriculture is imported from far and out of the way of any significant global trade route. If you are American it is because we have no created co-ops like New Zealand did. I guess there are other countries to consider.
>>34543133What's he in for
>>34543129It's still abnormal and a sign of a major health issue
>>34543118Is your ring finger longer than your index finger?
Should i tell her she’s beautiful
>>34543132>>34543134but it' much more fun to come up with explanations as to why they would just randomly be spawnedyou have to admit it' kind of sus that not a single emperor or hunter ever had the drive to hunt down one of these rare and mystical huge animals with a very ornamental fur one could hang in the throne room to flex on everyone else that has never seen something like this, no? humans aren't known for leaving mysterious and rare things alone and not depict it in their art
>>34543137It's not dumb then. Bad looksmaxxing is dumb. Good looksmaxxing makes people think you achieved enlightenment or something.
>>34543144That's harassment
>>34543063>>34543129are you horny as fuck all the time? have your T levels had any effect on you physically?
>>34543147Then she’ll kill me because she’s a badass drug dealer
>>34543137So he is correct
>>34543146I'm not certain I've ever seen good looksmaxxing 2bh. Except for some fat ass losing weight i suppose.
Why is it I can cope with being a sexless virgin 90% of the time but once in a while something innocuous as seeing a woman touch a man on the arm or shoulder sends me into depression?
>>34543150No, the blackpill is correct. It's your genes and early environment that matter.
>>34543145Because they were secluded deep in their little rainforest like an uncontacted Amazonian tribe and emperor xing hong fei couldn't even have known about them let alone sent 50000 Chinese peasants from the fishing village to go hunt one down They're like fatass forest fairies
>>34543156You can mimic good genes with surgery, exercise, etc. Like women mimic good genes with makeup and surgery as well
>>34543139Co-ops provide benefits to the producers, not the consumers.
>>34543155F, afaik train toilets aren't just an open hole over the rails, so I'd just use the bathroom normally
>>34543163They are in India
>>34543155Its like an anti bidet
>>34543151That's like the lowest hanging fruit of looksmaxxing. South Koreans are actually the same race as Japanese and Chinese people just with confucian-tier looksmaxxing.
>>34543159I don't buy it, emperors did much more whack and wasteful shit just to flex on the less fortunate
>>34543148yes and yes>>34543143it is not >>34543136well i dont care for it, any woman that does is shallow and not worth the time
>>34543164well I wouldn't go to india so thats not my problem
>>34543155Poor jeets, they finally decide to do the right thing and shit in a toilet, then get their assholes sparked up like an arc welder
>>34543169>yes and yesWhat effects have you experienced? Do you have an easier time growing muscle?
>>34543116*thinking about sucking the testosterone out of >him*
>>34543166I've been to Japan and SK, and I thought Japanese women were prettier to be honest.
>>34543171>they finally decide to do the right thing and shit in a toiletthey're shitting on train tracks instead of the street, not much of an improvement
>>34543177nta but this checks out according to my friend, japanese women really are something else
>>34543145Sure, I do enjoy conspiracy theorizing
>>34543176Nobody was talking to you.
>>34543182whats your favorite conspiracy theory as of late?
>>34543183I can talk to myself just fine.
How do I overheat my phone quickly so I can use it to warm my self up?
>>34543186Then reply to your own annoying comments.
>>34543087KZZZZTKZZZTKZZTKZZZZZZT
>>34543187Turn your camera and flashlight on at the same time
>>34543189I shal reply to you shrimply because it pisses you off to talk to me. :)
>>34543184Probably that faeries were aliens, if that counts. The "Worm pill" is also an entertaining one, but there isn't much material on it.
>>34541259Going to a ren faire for the first time, hoping I might meet a qt at the tavern. Any advice on how to meet qts and maybe score a quirky gf? Should I put on my dating apps that I'm attending the event?
>>34543177That's fair
>>34543187open ALL your appsrun CPU stress test in the backgroundplay graphically intense gayms on mac frame rate on max brightness charge your phone simultaneously use mobile data and give someone a hot spot to do all this record your gayming in 8k toogood luck and have fun buying a new phone
>>34543184Nta. The real Putin disappeared/died in the late 90s and they've been replacing him with lookalikes ever since
>>34543193
>>34543195qrd on the worm pill plx
>>34543195wormschizos would have threads inspecting their own shit and posting it online btw
>>34543203*presses post after doing captcha*
>>34543201it's much worse, he's a vain little femboy that keeps getting botox and other cringe plastic surgery procedures made me lose all respect for him
>>34543191>>34543199Im cold I just woke up and the ac is blowing cold air my throat hurts. It was supposed to be 36 but it was on 21 I was really sleepy and clicked one more time after 36
>>34543208just take an empty water bottle and fill it with hot water and put that under the blanket
I want a woman to touch me
>>34543211Why
>>34543211now this is what I call marketing done right https://youtube.com/shorts/okdnoG-jpTQ
>>34543213*blasts you with a supersoaker full of cold piss*
>>34543207"He" hasn't been around for a long time
my favorite conspiracy is that taylor swift is secretly a castrati
>>34543217the horse hooves took me the f out
>>34543215Not the first time I've heard of this
>>34543211Same
>>34543169What did your endocrinologist say about it? Have they explained that you're infertile? How do you manage your facial hair?
>>34543219Man needs a lift nawmsayn
>>34543204They believe that parasitic worms are interdimensional aliens that mind control their hosts, and are somehow connected to an almost godlike hive mind.Basically they think the tyranids/zerg/flood exist via your cat.>>34543205That shouldn't surprise me. Thankfully I've never seen those.
>>34543215Some jeetas are cute
>>34543225can't a nigher get fat and old in peace >>34543228oh yeah, that makes sense unfortunately I have recently seen anon post a pic of his watch over an open toilet with his turd in it I wish I hadn't
>>34543223>endocrinologist dont got one>infertileits not a surprise nor bad news for me>facial hairshaving every other day
>>34543228Are they the same guys that think homosexuality is caused by anal parasites
>>34543232Then how do you know your testosterone levels are "natural"?
>>34543233I think there's a venn diagram there.
>>34543236because they are naturally that way
>>34543153Only the touch of a woman can heal me.
>>34543232>shaving every other dayLmfao
>>34543238NTA. Femanon, that's not what natural means in a medical context.
>>34543238Your doctor saw those results and told you it was nothing to worry about and no further investigation is necessary?
>>34543231MYes
>>34543231>mOnly if it's shit that's supposed to be eaten with hands, like hot dogs or wings. Using your hands for shit that should be eaten with utensils is caveman tier shit.
>>34543245thats a lot of potty mouth
>>34543231Everyone eats with their hands dipshit
How meet lady at local festival and obtain gf?
THERE’S TOO MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THIS WORLD
>>34543244This man can survive 100% humidity at 115F
>>34543251None of you deserve any
>>34543247Yeah, that's why I don't want to get the shit in my mouth on my hands
>girl is exiting my life>I have several good legitimate reasons for not wanting to date her in the longterm>I'm still fucking crushed that she's leaving to the point that I fucking cried.What do? How do I get it together? Besides not ever falling in love with a girl on exchange, that is.
>>34543255Have you tried not being a faggot?
>>34543253You don’t know me at all
If I go to something like comic con and there's a speed dating event, should I feel ashamed for partaking as a dude? What are the chances something good actually comes from it?
>>34543244You guys remember that book flat Stanley
>>34543203BroJust remove the # in the template
>>34543251I realized this a while ago and that that makes them basically worthless
>>34543253No one can deserve something like that. There's no contract that says this party is entitled to a beautiful woman if conditions xyz are met.
>>34543253I would save one
>>34543263No it doesn’t, it makes me a huge whore
>>34543256yeah it's not working and I'm being a little bitch
>>34543264You wouldn't know because you treat people badly anyway.
>>34543266the unenlightened
>>34543264>There's no contract that says this party is entitled to a beautiful woman if conditions xyz are met.Pretty sure that's what arranged marriages in third world shitholes are all about
>>34543242Anon, she's a pooner, she's said as much in previous threads. She simply doesn't want to get men the ick and lose out on attention.
I dreamt about laughing
>>34543268You don't recognize me. Nor are you a particularly kind person yourself.
>>34543258How tall are you?
>>34543271>she's said as much in previous threads.that wasnt me
>>345432786'1"
>>34543281I say give it a shot.
>>34543280Everything
>>34543274I always dream about the past or being high up on collapsing structures. I used to dream about movies and music that I never experienced in real life. I miss that. I used to have so many good ideas before Sheogorath stop visiting me in my sleep.
>>34541572yesI need to know im goodI need to feel like im making you happyI just want a sweet girl who is proud of me
I really wanna know what happens after we die
>>34543282But will anything good come of it? Is it shameful that I have to resort to such an event?
>>34543287why?
>>34543289Don't you
>>34543284I feel like I could write a novel based on the dreams I had up until my early 20s. Now my dreams are of routine conversations, sitting in a car waiting for something/someone, or walking around an office space.
>>34543290Yes, but I also like to eat food without getting my hands covered in that food
>>34543291I think the truth is that there's not a definite thing that happens, there's multiple options and thats what has humans confused since always because they think only one of them can be right
>>34543276I don't have to be, I am a mirror.You've been a bad person and you know it.
>>34543288>But will anything good come of it? Is it shameful that I have to resort to such an event?Maybe.No, people used to think that about OLD, now it's seen as a Chad thing.
>>34543295There's only one way to tell
>>34543296I'm a mirror, too. And you've also been bad.
>>34543298>OLDI'm too old and out of touch to recognize what this means.
>>34543299there is no way to tell because even if you try to find out through personal experience, you'll only know one option and thats only a fraction of how it really is but sure, go ahead
womenHow much should I read into it when a girl sends me this emoji when she says 'thanks' or 'see you next time' ?
>>34543300>, tooWhat are you afraid of if you're supposed to be a mirror. Smells fishy.
>>34543305means absolutely e
>>34543303It really only matters what happens to me in the end
>>34543296>I am a mirrorI'm sure it looks like that when you take the whole one up
>>34543305Means I'm happy. Not that I like you.
>>34543309NTAWatch Enter the Void
>>34543309sure, but there's likely things you can do now to influence which option you'll end up getting but to know what gives you which ending, you'd have to know and understand the whole system
>girl breaks up with me, we stay friends, but essentially go no contact>another guy moved into her house some months later>I'm seeing someone else>our mutual friend arranges a mini party for herself, me and my ex>friend tells me my ex is excited for itNow I know what the deal is and I shouldn't do it, but the sex was top notch
>>34543315boring bait, try again
>>34543308Anon, are you okay? Did Candlejack get you?>>34543311So what's the difference between a regular smile emoji and a blushing smile emoj
>>34543317who?
>>34543317Wanting to use the cuter looking one.
>>34543318YOU CAN'T SAY HIS NAME!
Men,do you have any OCs?
>>34543313What's it about>>34543314Yeah but there's no way to know what influences what since you have zero way of knowing what you're gonna get until the end
>>34543322thats what you think, it's actually pretty easy to piece the system together and observe it's logic
>>34543293Same. I used to have the most cathartic dreams about things I never experienced. Now it's just like that time I messed up with one of my crushes for the hundredth time. For some reason I can fly often now though.
>>34543323Have you died?
>>34543307I have no fear. I'm here to alleviate yours.
>>34543326yes, many times
>>34543302Online dating
>>34543319Ok that's reasonable. Thanks, I didn't want to read into it too much.
>>34543328Right
>>34543321What makes an OC different than a DnD character or even simpler just a character design for a writing project
Genders, was your young adulthood almost entirely wasted? t. Yes
>>34543321I used to. I think it'd be too embarrassing for a man my age to continue with that however.
>>34543333DnD characters have archetypical guidelines for creation as well as minute suggestions
>>34543327Who do you work for? Who gave you your orders? You are radiating.
>>34543335MBasically yes. I don't regret memories I have with my family, but I regret almost everything else.
>>34543321A bunch
>>34543337Now that would be telling ;)
>>34543339>>34543334
>>34543322It’s about what happens after you die. Snapped me out of suicidal ideation
>>34543340any favorite ones or self inserts?
>>34543334MNo, I wouldn’t be me without it. I squandered a lot of opportunities but I also have lots of beautiful memories
>>34543342Wow sugoi
When is the next mass suicide led by some cult personality? I want to be a lart of it.
Any moids with this phenotype?
>>34543349Be the change you want to see in the world
>>34543260I don't mind Korrasami, so I guess I could do pic related.
>>34543352I have no character for it. I am a follower. A grunt. Scum. Failed human being.
>>34543351Yeah hi
>>34543352See? You are a bad person.
>>34543346Probably Haruyka, the half god master alchemist with pink hair, I really like her character arc and bitchy attitude
>>34543351wot
>>34543357I'm just encouraging anon to not let his dreams be memes~
>>34543351The invisible phenotype? Yeah I'm pretty sure that's me.
>>34543349the hantavirus mobile is about to land
>>34543358A female self insert?
I am worthwhile. I am not a waste of time. I am not afraid of asking questions. I deserve attention. I deserve friends and good food. I am enough. I am alright.
>>34543367Yeah he wanted to self insert into her iykwim what I mean
>>34543305not female, however:0%it could mean literally nothing and they just do that, that they like you, that they LIKE you, or that they're scared of you and try to act as friendly and unthreatening as possible to not incur your (perhaps imagined) wrath, it means literally nothing
>>34542968M 2
>>34543367Nah, my self insert is the god character (lol)
>>34543354I liked her more a couple years ago. She's gone a bit normie for my taste.
>>34543375So, her dad?
>>34543354Don't worry yuricuck, she already removed her nametag here
>>34543380Yes
>>34543368I believe in you, anon!
>>34543384Thank you. I will try to introduce some positive thoughts of myself for a change of pace. Learn to love my self.
Somehow, despite how mean most of you can be, this place has made me even more sad that I don't have a bfWhy can’t government mandated partners just be a thing.
>>34543394Weirdo
>>34543396What is weird about anything i said?
>>34543394You'll find one, babe. And the fact that you chose each other will feel amazing.
>>34543394They used to send soldiers to live in random people's houses. How are you so ugly you can't trap a low ranking dummy? Do you live far from a military base?
>>34543394>this place has made me even more sad that I don't have a bfHow
>>34543404She probably doesn't want to get murdered by her boyfriend.
>>34543401Thanks anon, I haven't given up hope completely.>>34543404Times have changed sadly, BV anon.>>34543406Because there is no other time I talk to men who arent my direct family, I dunno, especially since a lot of them are as lonely as I am.
>>34543413The only thing this place should have taught you is that you aren't missing out on much
>>34543349Cult leaders need to be able to isolate their victims, it’s getting increasingly difficult with social media and the awareness of manipulation. Best you’re going to get now is financial scam cults and pedo rings hidden behind religion.
>>34543415This place is anonymous so it brings out the worse in ppl, I'm confident most anons arent as awful and rude irl than they are here
Long for the blur
Sex, what you are most insecure about your self. M My intellect
How do I find a gf at a Renaissance Faire? Do I compliment a qt's outfit at the tavern?
>>34543399state-mandated partnersit's not that big a deali was teasing
>>34543419Most people here are here for a reason
>>34543421MFrame and size
>>34543421MMy emotions
>>34543421F, my face
>>34543421MMOST insecure is a hell of a challenge to bring it down to, but one that's been bothering me a lot lately is I have tiny fucking bitch girl hands. It bothers me a lot
>>34543430How big
>>34543425What's your reason?
>>34543421I have no idea how to deal with people’s families, mine was shit so my social skills and trauma is all fucked. I hope my future bf don’t have a family
>>34543432Wrist crease to tip of middle finger is about 18.5cm and I have stubby fingers and really small fingernails compared to other guys.
>>34543433I'm a loser outcast with no redeeming qualities that failed at life and doesn't know how to talk to people
>>34543421MSame. Even though I've always been told I'm smart. But it's like if I'm not Solvey Conference smart, all my efforts are for nothing.
>>34543436Mine are smaller
>>34543437We are a match made in heaven anon
>>34543443I do not believe we would be happy with one another
>>34543435Eh, I could fix you.
>>34543444Believer of opposites attract?
>>34543448You'd see me and be like ew nvm
>>34543441Hand span? (hand on a flat surface, spread your fingers as far as is comfortable don't force them apart, then measure from tip of the thumb to the tip of the pinky)Mine's 18cm which is tiny little bitch woman tier.
>>34543449Nearly everyone feels this way about themselves. It's okay.
>>34543445Nope
>>34543450I don't know but my length is about 7 inches tip to the bottom of my palm
>>34543421F. My chest.
>>34543451I'm willing to be you're also taller and heavier than I am
>>34543455Honestly length is less valuable of a metric than span. Go find a ruler
>>34543454I think I could, genuinely.Not saying it will happen overnight or in a few months, but you’ll turn around.Then we can conquer the world!
>>34543437I have lots of redeeming qualities and know how to talk to people and I still became a loser outcast because my "friends" were envious of me, and I'm haunted every moment by past decisions that would have LITERALLY saved my life. At the end of the day it sucks to have a sucky life and our stats don't matter.
Snow DNA.
Why are some men like this...
>>34543456I stayed up too late again...
>>34543466It's only 11am.
>>34543376>>34543381I think someone bullied her so she's being weird temporarily.
>>34543460Last part I like
>>34543466Shut up or engage with me.
>>3454345821cm but it's not like my hands arent small either
>>34543464Autogynephilia. Iirc autism is the primary antecedent, and the biggest risk factor for autism is a geriatric pregnancy.
>>34543381NTA. Is that a Russian cuck?
>>34543474That's in the male average range.
>>34543469exactly, thats when the worst atoga hours start
>>34543475> the biggest risk factor for autism is a geriatric pregnancy.It's actually genetic/if your parents or grandparents had it.Back in the day it just went by undiagnosed.
hand softness matters more than hand size
>>34543469Fucking krauts
>>34543464That was… disgusting to read.
How do I word it when asking my bf to pay some bills for me? "Hey baby, I got a few big bills I can't cover and wanted to ask if you could please pay them for me"?
>>34543476That guy thinks FFM threesomes are cucked for some reason.
>>34543479Most men's hands are way bigger than mine. They're closer to a woman's hand size. And it's pretty solidly below average statistically.
>>34543487Offer to exchange sexual favors
>>34543471Good.That bitch can RIP (piss).
>>34543476She's Mexican
>>34543421FMy general inability to function in normal society
>>34543489I don't get it. >>34543491We already have sex regularly. Don't be weird.
>>34543487Give him the bills that you share.Like if it’s car insurance, since you equally use the car.
>>34543490No.
>>34543498We don't have any shared bills.
>>34543499It's in the "range" but still below average I could be in the "range" of a normal dick and be packing 4 inches
>>34543493NTA. Your obsession with her is odd.
>>34543476Yuri is lesbian hentai shit you retarded newfag
>>34543494Yuri is a Russian name, dummy
>>34543480You can just leave if you're just making it worse for others.
>>34543502As a male definitively below the female average I find your insistence of your alleged inferiority vexing.
>>34543504Sorry that my coomer knowledge is lacking.
>>34543507You can kill yourself bro. Some guy being 5' doesn't make a 5'4 guy's life any easier.
>>34543499damn, my hands are 16.5cm long
>>34543487Just be honest. Explain why you need some temporary assistance and express how sorry you are to have to ask him out of nowhere. Also you should reevaluate your money situation in general if you're not pooling your incomes but still struggle with bills.
>>34543509NTAYou're a drama queen
>>34543509Not even fucking close. You're at least 5'10" in this analogy. Stop your bitching.
>>34543496>We already have sex regularly. Don't be weird.ntaYou're too stupid to get it.
>>34543508Don't they have forums for your own country? Get off ours.
>>34543500Be upfront with it, and only ask for help with one bill. Which one? That’s up to you…
>>34543511Is how it's worded in my initial post not honest? What would you change?
>>34543482What matters the most is pretty nails.
>>34543515I'm American.
>>34543514No I get it, but I won't do that, it's gross. >>34543516Only one won't really fix the situation, it's at least three I can't pay.
>>34543513Are you retarded? 21cm is like 8.26 inches which is less than 8.5. I can literally go outside and compare my hands with actual women and see that they're closer to theirs than men's.
>>34543520Be a good girl, get on your knees.
>>34543487Ask him to sign you up for Financial Audit so Caleb can roast you for my entertainment
>>34543421MMy personality. If I could eject my consciousness out and have it replaced It would be so much better
>>34543520Three? Damn…Roughly speaking, how much do you owe?
>>34543523No thanks. >>34543522Ew.
>>34543526See, this is why you'll stay a poor loser.
>>34543517You didn't lie or anything, but your post doesn't express things that could make the context of your financial issues clearer. I feel like it'd be best to make sure you mention it's not going to be an ongoing issue he'll need to keep addressing. And it's probably just a me thing, but I can't imagine asking for cash from a bf unprompted without being as deferential as possible.
>>34543473*engages*
>>34543521>>34543499>Range: 7.5 to 10 incheshmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>34543531>Average 8.5You wanna be a little inferior bitch boy so bad you keep moving the goalposts like crazy.
>>34543521Is 8.26 closer to 8.5 or 7.5?
>>34543530Thanks. Means a lot to me.
>>34543533Are you this unfamiliar with how bell curves and averages workAt least you're below average in education, you win that round
>>34543525470 electricity, 330 public broadcasting, 680 car insurance.
>>34543535>5'6 is closer to 5'9 than 5'2 so you're 5'10This is how you sound
>>34543537You mean a lot to me, probably.
>>34543529I mean, obviously he knows everything about my financial situation, so there's no need to repeat that and no, it won't resolve itself anytime soon because I just got laid off on top of everything else.
>>34543538Yeah I am and being "in the range" doesn't mean shit when my hands are still small
>>34543539Hmmm…Well, if your BF doesn’t help, you can try getting a favourable line of credit.
>>34543539Why do you have bills you can't pay?
>>34543542So rather than saying you want some bills paid, establish expectations before going forward. Reestablish that you're in a rough spot right now and could really use his continued help with bills until you find another job and can make it up to him.
>>34543541>probably Now my feelings are hurt.
>>34543545Because I worked minimum wage and got laid off, so zero savings.>>34543544Idk what that means but I'll look into it, thanks.
>>34543539>330 public broadcastingWhat the fuck is a public broadcasting bill? Do you live in England?
How do I meet women in their late 20's/early 30's? I want a gf, but I also want to be able to have things in common with each other, like knowing what dial-up was.
Men, are you a MILF purist who believes that MILF porn are inherently rooted in incest and/or age-gap relationshipsORA milf is just a mature lady.Because, my guy, mister manchild, that’s not a MILF... that’s your fucking PEER.If you're not in it for either the incest or the age gap, that's not a milf, that's literally woman just as old as you!
>>34543546I already told him that and he agreed to help me out (he makes 130k, has a good amount of savings and just got a raise, he can afford it) and said I can ask if I need help but idk how to ask. I hate this but I also don't want to get into legal troubles.
>>34543549LoicenseCrumpetsPaddington Bear
>>34543552I'm 22
>>34543540That's a lot of tears over less than a quarter inch.
Why are women who’ve known me for years suddenly reaching out now and forming connections with me
>>34543549Obligatory fees you have to pay so they can fund their shitty tv and radio program. Their reasoning for this is that it's vital for the culture and that it's a necessary service in case of emergencies. It's bullshit but what can one do.
>>34543553If you have the greenlight already, then asking is just a formality. Just throw it out there like you wanted to originally. If it feels embarrassing or weird, suck it up. That's the price for needing help.
>>34543559Sometimes that happens after a glowup or promotion.
>>34543561Thats why I asked how to word it, duh.
>>34543562Makes sense. I am not cut out for human society
>>34543558Doesn't make my hands any less small
>>34543563You didn't establish the context very well before. I'd personally word it with a million apologies and promises that I'd pay him back, but I just really hate borrowing money in general.
>>34543560People with no or low income are usually excempt.And since you say you worked minimum wage, you were most likely just too stupid to ask for excemption.
>>34543567I'll never be able to pay it back, so that would be very dishonest of me to say. I also don't have a humiliation fetish, so I don't really feel like begging. I'll probably just go with my initial wording.
>>34543547Well. I mean. You're Anonymous. Some of you are dicks.
>>34543552I'm 27, 27 is young.
I guess I am obsessed with her
>>34543568No, I already applied for that and didn't get it.
>>34543569>humiliation fetishOh please. Show a little deference to the person you love helping you out because you can't make it professionally.
>>34543575Anyone that loves me wouldn't want me to have to degrade myself more than necessary.
>>34543550What kind of places do you go to on an average week?
>>34543578It's not degrading to be thankful and apologize for being a financial burden. It shows that you understand the issue and don't want it to be the status quo. Though the fact you said you could never pay him back makes me feel like you're okay with it.
>>34543572What's got you so obsessed
i dont wanna hold ur hand
>>34543321Yes but they're still trapped in my head.
>>34543583What's wrong with my fat sweaty hands?
>>34543582The way we effortlessly get along and understand each other mostly
>>34543586i want them in my underwear instead
>>34543588Kinky.
>>34543578You should also look into newer rates for your car insurance.Oh, and keep trying to get that TV exemption, since you’re laid off now.
>>34543578this larp has gotten boring dude.
>>34543586>sweaty What are You nervous about
>>34543588Use a name so people can filter your tranny bullshit
>>34543594? why r u mad at me
>>34543570Some anonymous are, but all namefags are
>>34543592What am I not nervous about, but nah, they're just naturally damp.
If you have a hot slim body, your bf is more likely to willingly become a paypig for you and pay your bills?
>>34543600If you're attractive, attractive rich people would be more willing to court you, yes.If you're asking would your current boyfriend suddenly become richer if you got slimmer, then no.
>>34543596Like 4/5 namefags are depressed people looking for connection that are somewhat nice if defensive at times
>>34543603are u the 1/5 ?
We still don’t trust you
>>34543606who
Need Swiss
>>34543607This one >>34543608
>>34543566Honestly, you sound pretty crazy. Body dysmorphic if we're being technical.
>tfw no bf w 'small' hands
>>34543603While also being narcs and looking down on anons
>>34543611
>>34543614This feels like a very enjt coded reply
>>34543615saudi arabia will pay for this
>>34543615All women desire curry :)
rate my cock
>>34543565Which was it? Promotion?
>>34543626kosher/10
>>34543611Long fingers reach deeper in your
>>34543626Big and black. You'll find a white female owner in no time.
>>34543626I've killed a cock like this like 2 weeks ago and then we ate it. Beware, moids
>>34543637oh no haha don't murder my cock and eat it nooooo did u eat it with your sorority haha nooo
>>34543630But a lot of women don't like penetration though. Or that's the impression I get from atoga.
>>34543639
foidsgive me one good reason why you're not AlizeeMaxxing
>>34543637So you had bbc in your mouth?
>>34543642fingers can go in the mouth, too.
>>34543644Euro women look like that!?Awooooga.wav
>>34543644I have my own look and I'm too busy perfecting it to copy people idk.
>>34543649browncoded answer JH
I just scored 3.025e11 on Balatro and I can't contain myself.
Dear femanons, I'm an incel, (or was, ig) and I'd like to apologize to you. I downloaded tinder over the weekend and got fucked in the ass by Chad, and now I see why y'all like it so much. I'm sorry I judged you.
>>34543652Oh, and any advice for when you're still leaking cum the next day?
>>34543650If you want to fight, just say so.
>>34543656NTA, let’s bang, bae.
>>34543651I tried that game at my bf's house but I didn't understand it very well. Like I've played card video games before, but I don't understand what's best to go for.
>>34543657In your dreams. Just make sure we're using dream protection during.
>fucked 2 roasties>came easily>fucked a hot girl with a normal innie>couldn't cum after fucking for 10 mins in different positionsGuess I like sluts
>>34543659H-Hot
>>34543660Can I be attractive if I have a roast beef?
>>34543658Balatro is one of those never ending type games.You just keep learning as you play. Find new things hours/years later, like Civilization type games.
>>34543660The flaps massage your penis better.
>>34543663Why do you have it?
>>34543647Is this some kind of bulimia fetish or something that I'm not aware of?
>>34543667I just always had it
>>34543660Based>>34543663Absolutely
>>34543664It has an ending, I've seen him win before. I've also played games like Slay the Spire at his place, so I know how those sorts of games flow. I just mean I don't understand how to get your score high enough to win when they inflate so quickly.
>>34543669Is it Pink?
>>34543672Lulz, grill detected.
>>34543660It's the monkey paw rule. You finally got what you wanted and the search was over.
atoga is demonic confirmed>range of harmful or spiritually discouraged speech patterns, including speaking negatively about others even when the information is true (gossip), spreading false statements that damage reputation (slander), passing along information from one person to another in a way that creates conflict or resentment (talebearing), revealing private, sensitive, or confidential information without necessity or permission (breach of privacy), using words to embarrass or humiliate someone publicly or privately (shaming and humiliation), making degrading jokes, sarcasm, or mockery that diminishes another person’s dignity (cruel humor), assigning fixed negative labels or character judgments to people such as calling them lazy, worthless, or bad in a way that reduces their identity to a flaw (negative labeling), speaking in a way that creates suspicion, doubt, or distrust about someone without clear evidence or necessity (innuendo and insinuation), repeating rumors, speculation, or hearsay without verifying truth or need (rumor amplification), listening to or encouraging such talk in a way that sustains it or gives it social reward (passive participation in gossip), speaking excessively about trivial matters in a way that wastes time or drifts into negativity, vanity, or distraction from meaningful life (idle or empty talk), engaging in flirtatious or sexually suggestive speech outside appropriate relational boundaries in a way that can lead to impropriety or emotional entanglement (inappropriate flirtation or seductive speech), speaking in anger in a way that harms or intimidates others (verbal aggression), and using speech that divides people unnecessarily, isolates individuals from groups, or encourages exclusion or hostility between people or communities (divisive speech).
>>34543675Fuck you.
>>34543628Both
>>34543682Tl;dr
>>34543559They are not
>>34543673Inside yes
>>34543684Smol and angy, hehe.
>>34543688hm
>>34543689If getting my socials and saying to hang out isn’t making a connection then I must be autistic
>>34543658I'm the OP.Just play more, you will get it over time.You should also start on a fresh profile, because unlocking actually makes sense so you aren't immediately flooded with a ton of jokers and stuff you have never seen before.
>>34543663Roast beef was never the issue.
>>34543692If someone baby talked at me all demeaning like that, I'd give them so much brain damage that they're stuck talking like that.
>>34543668Not necessarily.>woman mouth and tongue hot and lewd>erogenous zone>looks aesthetically pleasing with things inside>the guy's fingers can feel things, too
>>34543698Meowww!
>>34543694Mhm
>>34543713
my virgin self always believed that girls prefer the rolling hips in circles movement over the up and down plap plap plap movement because the former stimulates them better while the lather stimulate her partner better, I'd like some fact checking since I'm sick today and would like to distract myself from the constant coughing fits.
>>34543737Both are great. I usually save grinding on top for when my legs are tired and I need a break.
GenderHow sus would it be if your partner liked cheating porn/smut?
>>34543747M. Depends on how central the cheating is. Plenty of porn uses cheating as a basic premise for otherwise vanilla sex.
This is pretty hilarious, ngl.
>>34543703The first two don't require long fingers in any way, and the other two are only really relevant from the guy's perspective which is not what this reply chain is about as I see it.
Both genders, how do you cope with watching your friends getting married and starting families while you are hopelessly single
>>34543747F. If it's in the context of a narrative, that's fine. Fetishizing the cheating itself and not the drama of the fantasy characters' lives seems undesirable.
>>34543759It motivates me to keep putting my best foot forward to make progress with my life goals.
>>34543747MA bit sus. Maybe fine if she had mainly been looking for ugly bastards and monsters and sometimes got NTR tags as a part of the combos.
>>34543747MCheating is taboo and taboo makes things exciting and exciting makes for better sex.Without having any actual data to back me up, I don't believe liking it in porn/smut is necessarily suspect. Possibly someone who indulges in those stores has an outlet for those kinds of fantasies and may therefore feel less compelled to stray IRL. IDK.
>>34543753Jestermaxxing
>>34543759Happy for them.
>>34543763>monsters being associated with cheating That's fucked up.
>>34543765No
>>34543772Welcome to Japan.
>>34543779More proof that hentai is retarded. Monsters are hot because they can fuck the self-insert character to near death with zero guilt for the reader.
>>34543783Do you insert your unc as the monster in your fantasies?
I think I'd be the perfect housewife if I was a woman.The urge to care for a woman, cook for her and all that is crippling on some days where I feel especially lonely.
>>34543789He said the thing! Everyone clap!
>>34543772Not always, but sometimes the woman gets stolen and slowly corrupted
>>34543797It's a fair question. Do you think normal girls masturbate to monsters?
>>34543800The smut's story having the baggage of an existing relationship or family overly complicates it for me. It has to be about a single woman with zero dependents who would've relied on her autonomy. That way the monster can cripple/maim her with zero worries when she ends up liking it.
I dreamt about her again.
I don't know if it's an ingrown hair or cystic acne but I have something on my inner thigh and it's very painful.Send help.
>>34543809Sometimes the monster FIXES her instead
>>34543818>on my inner thighYou have contracted AIDS.
>>34543823I doubt it's good smut then.
>>34543827It's alright, the husband was cheating on her anyway
>>34543830Again, too complicated. If he has a crazy dick and they're creative with the positions then maybe it'd be worth the read, but otherwise it sounds dumb.
having to shave puts me in a bad mood
>>34543759By knowing they'd cheat too, they're just retarded.
>>34543837
>>34543837You spent too much time here with Cr*c and *KG
Both gendersWhat is the toughest thing you ever did?
>>34543855Physically or mentally tough?
>>34543855MYour momOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>34543857Both
>>34543663I prefer roast beef.
>>34543864F. I guess physically toughest would be a hike in Acadia. Mentally toughest was probably just being in clinic treating cancer patients.
I want a test tube designer baby daughter
>>34543843Oh no, I have real friends too that are just as black pilling.
why did my therapist office bill me for way more than what my health insurance says i owe, am I being scammed
>>34543885Could just be a mistake. Call them about it.
>>34541259F-anons, what do you think of tentacle porn? Aren't tentacles hot?
>>34543876I want you to commit suicide
>>34543809>That way the monster can cripple/maim her with zero worries when she ends up liking it.This is a very dark JH moment.
>>34543892They're okay, but I prefer big heads on fantasy dicks.
So you sent that text and only read my reply 1 month later. You don't care about me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPCZm2Tvjpo
>>34543894It's not that bad. I only like it when there's a happy ending.
I hate it when I cum on my chest by accident
>>34543898So the MC ends up in a wheelchair but the ending is wholesome as the monster can still pick her up and use her?
>>34543901Not that specifically. Preferably there's no long term complications that can't be magically treated in some way.
>>34543892No, that's weird.
>>34543899Jerking off sounds terrible in general. Like every aspect of it seems awful, including the climax.
>>34543902I guess I can kind of see the appeal. An equivalent would be the insanely needy female vampire sucking my blood and then fucking herself on top of me while I'm pale, with glassy eyes, but at the end she nurses me back to health before getting the urge to do it again.
>>34543896humanoid heads?
>>34543876Stop trying to rape children.
>>34543855F, unmedicated home birth.
>>34543916Gyatt damn. Water birth?
>>34543910You get it. It's about enjoying something scary/awful but pleasurable in a setting where the self insert is both in no danger and has no agency to resist it.>>34543911Sure. Flared heads are good too. Anything thicker at the top, I guess.
I live alone at home and 3 of my female neighbors know that. Why haven't they offered to cook for me?Am I intimidating? Am I a better cook than you? Are you females scared?
>>34543908it's overrated desu but I was horny this morning and I couldn't resist
>>34543922Yeah, they're scared you're jerking off to them.
Someone broke into my house yesterday, don’t know what to do
>>34543916is it true that vag never recovers?
>>34543923Hopefully it was worth the time spent.
>>34543930Spread legs.
>>34543919No, it would have been an option but I felt more comfortable on solid ground. >>34543931Not in my experience.
Why does mental illness make my dick so fucking hard
Im learning with claude to set up some basic site for my friends and I. I remember some Java and JS classes from a few years back but I really needed this step by step to remember.I like this system because it goes directly to the action, but would you recommend me some oether way? I have some Java, JS and various programming pdfs on my pc but this is funnier.
>>34543930Man thats creepy... Did they take anything? Break anything? Was it someone you might know or a random stranger? Sorry that happened, it must feel horrible knowing someone was in your home whilst you were sleeping.
My bf has recently been saying more misogynistic and piggish shit offhandedly and it's making me not love him anymore. I think it's because ALL of his friends are incels most virgins and he plays games with them for hours and they put that shit in his head. He never used to act like this and I told him yesterday he needs to adjust his fucking attitude. Is he just letting the mask slip or is it his friends?
>>34543947were they friends before you met?
>>34543947He’s letting the mask slip
>>34543948Yes but he moved to be with me and rarely sees them. I'm a nice girlfriend by the way and my family is to him too and have even loaned him thousands and he just seems like a fucking ingrate right now
>>34543939Poser, mental illness making your dick hard would be like stiffing up to a squishmellow. You're just regular addicted to porn.
>>34543950Girl….
>>34543947You are who you surround yourself with.
>>34543950>and have even loaned him thousandsHope you have a physical contract that was notorized. You'll need that to write off his debt next tax season.
>>34543947If you're like the women that cause the issue, then his biases are being confirmed.
>>34543950Sounds like bait. Good luck.
suspicious amounts of random non-regular femanons posting elaborate scenarios of not liking their bf's friends because they are misogynistic smells a bit like reddit repost bait in here
>>34543916I hope this video will make you feel betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ichxZ065YE
>>34543965Everything I do is for reddit reposts
>>34543958Tell your bf his parties are kinda too gay for you and you prefer if he stayed at home grilling for meal prep like a good bf.>#womeninmalefields
Why don’t grown adults know how to read?
>>34543952He only started this shit at the nearly 2 year mark it just feels out of the left field and upsetting >>34543954He has paid it down 1/5 towards my mom and she is nice but he needs to be more fucking respectful because WOMEN are the only reason he has a fucking vehicle right now
>>34543939https://soundgasm.net/u/HannahSlamma/F4M-Your-Good-Little-Patient-Script-Fill-Rape-Yandere-Nymphomaniac-Switchy-Blowjob-Rough-Sex-Blackmail-Dirty-Talk-Forced-Impreg-Choking-Corruption-Psych-Ward-Manipulation-Drugging-Bondage-Snuff-23m
How do I help my friend out of an abusive relationship?
>>34543958Nah I didn't listen to my instincts with my ex about this and it actually damaged his social standing in the group and everybody shittalked us behind our backs calling him whipped and me clingy even though to our faces they were friendly and insisted I was invited. Don't go
>>34543974that's one hell of a link title
>>34543974The ending is shit though
>>34543970Female creatures only became literate in the 19th century. Be patient with them, they have smaller brains.>>34543975It was her own choice. Let her reap what she sows.
>>34543967Amazing, thanks.
i'm making the regular show coffee shop in 3d
>>34543975>more abuse chad bait
>>34543982Do you have a job
>>34543972I'd pin him down and spank his ass. Buy a crop or a whip. "You aren't a big boy when my mom has to loan you money for a car. I don't want to hear another peep about your women hating friends and if you don't cut them out and get non woman hating friends I will dump you and grt another man."Don't let moids get complacient with that kind of behavior.
>>34543975Praise everything he does and start saying she deserves it and she'll get pissed off and realize how dumb she is without you being a sounding board anymore
>>34543983>incel loves abuse chad >then blames it on everyone elseEvery time
I have a question for men. Why is your penis in the front like that?
>>34543977Thats just what soundgasm does and there is no way to shorten them either
>>34543986>I will dump you and grt another manHow did that work out for you? Aren't you a single mother?
>>34543986Me eyeing the whip I inherited my grandma lowkey going to threaten him with it thanks
>>34543947Aren't you an /atoga/ roastie talking shit about him with the other roasties? Not necessarily a big deal.
How do I make $2000 quickly
>>34544000sell all your stuff
>>34543996I'm volcel rn, wearing a fake ring, and men still hit on me, ask me out, 50% of doors are held for me without asking.Aren't you a stinky basement dweller?
>>34544002I already gave away a lot of it
>>34543999I didn't say anything bad about him just his behavior and when I pressed him he admitted they say disgusting shit sometimes so now I definitely don't want to be around them. Just sucks I thought they were nice people
>>34543950>I'm a nice girlfriend by the wayToo performative
>>34544000>>34543935
>>34544007thats unfortunate, guess you'll have to sell the pricier things or try to get some weekend job doing unskilled manual labor under the hand
>>34544009It's a succint way to say I don't mistreat him and do gf things, honestly too many I should scale back what I do
>>34544008Depends on what they are saying and the context. For now, it sounds like you have too thin skin and too much ego.
>>34544000Onlyfans. Sucking pp
>>34543975Tell him to kick her out of his home, delete her off his social media apps. Change his locks.
>>34543947I thought Atoga women are mostly fine with the classical Gamer languagehttps://youtube.com/shorts/Gy0Sxd3jVR4
>>34544019That pic fails to understand male do the bullying as pecking order shit, women do it because they are fucking evil and psychotic. Including being sexually assaulted and cheated on the worst thing ever done to me was by a female friend that psychologically abused me for years and tarnished my reputation not over a man just to be a fucking freak if I didn't hold a grudge over that I'd be a cuck worm Also it's just stupid shit like bruhh fucking marceline and bubblegum inside jake as a house (out of NOWHERE) or saying women aren't expected to work but men should and other shit I forgot
Wanting a boyfriend is crazy
>>34543947MHe’s letting the mask slip.
>>34544032Wanting a girlfriend also feels crazy sometimes
I miss that stupid blond. Why he do that
>>34544039probably because you refer to him by the color of his hair
>>34544019Feeling a bit nostalgic
>friend's moving out. We dated a bit before realizing it wouldn't work out and just became friends, but we got a little intimate during that period and I think it might've made the friendship weird, but we kept it going since she was returning to her home country in a month>gives me a bunch of her stuff>take her backrest pillow (pic related) because it looks comfy>get home>realize it smells like her, feel weird about itI should throw it out, shouldn't I? I already won getting her rice cooker.
>>34544049You could just wash it.
>>34544019I’ve only seen the opposite.
big dicks are nice to look at
>>34544049Is this just you trying to humble brag about having fucked that asian chick again?
>>34544060They feel pretty good, too.
Need cuddly femanon.
Girls, when you see a guy playing with a little kid, do you want to have sex with him more?
>>34544060>>34544070You can't post that here.
>>34544076
>>34544079big tits are nice to squeeze, anon
>>34544060How big we talkin
>>34544084at least 7.5in
>>34544084Yours +1inch
What's the point of dating if every woman is only into chad or other women?
>>34544086>>34544087How did both of you know
>>34544081Yes, but women are supposed to be chaste. I don't like to read sexual posts from them.
>>34544088You could just become “Chad”
>>34544088who said there's a point to it? only stupid people date
>>34544088If you're male you get sex, companionship, free labor, better mental and physical health, a longer life and better pay, etc. If you're a woman there's no point
>>34544084My bf (7").
>>34544102>you get sex, companionship, free labor, better mental and physical health, a longer life and better pay, etcSince when?
>>34544091Man, fuck off.
>>34543993It's a big clit.
>>34544102Married women make more money, have better mental physical health, and live longer so idk what you're trying to get at
>>34543970Reading stopped being popular with the rise of the internet and digital multimedia.
>>34543947>Is he just letting the mask slip or is it his friends?He's showing you who he really is. My ex was like this, and racist and homophobic to boot.
>>34544109Why? It makes me feel uncomfortable. The sexual talk should be for their husband only, not internet strangers.
>>34544119Are you hasidic?
Damn the how to get women general seems to be filled with hyperspergs. How can you give any advice if you don't even know if the guy can read basic social cues? Anyways, at least there women here, even if they are fat.Hi , ladies!
Do I sleep or get stretched
>>34544123>the how to get women general seems to be filled with hyperspergs...
>>34544123Hi I’m not fat
>>34544123Sup, I'm mid fat.
>>34544123/htgwg/ was only good for like the first 20 threads, as soon as the non-autist og OP stopped posting, they went to shit with the blind leading the blind.
>>34544119Nobody fucking cares about your shitty mental illness.
Skinpicking nerdy gf or virgin tomboy gf with horrible tattoos and a dyke haircut?
>>34544032Correct. You should be wanting a husband.
Why do some women wear shorts so high their crotch eats it? Is it uncomfortable? Does it feel good or something?
>>34544137Skinpicker
Is it gay to get a massage from a male massage therapist?
>>34544134It's not a mental illness to be a decent person with manners. You should act like a lady, not a whore.
>>34544142Too much
>>34544146>hey anon >I don’t usually make house calls but..>I was thinking about your situation and..>well I just couldn’t stop thinking about the way you walked in>so.. interesting >if it’s alright I’d like to come over and hang out>maybe we could watch a movie?>you could even put some pop corn in my mouth hehe>and maybe you could show me your steam library later
>>34544146It's your fault for asking for the happy ending anon
>>34544149Just fuck off to r9k or whatever other hole you crawled out of.
>>34544146No, guys do this all the time in China. I got a massage from a guy in China and it was perfectly straight. I can tell because I would have been happy to sodomise him but it never happened
>>34544119>>34544149If men can talk lewd but women can't participate, is there a secret underclass of gay whores for straight unmarried men to flirt with? Where can I find them?
>>34544146depends on your intention>Just going to get a feel good massageget a female>actually need a massage as a form of therapy for recovery or injuryget a guyI've yet to find a female masseuse that has the strenght in their hands to actually make me recover after a fight.it sounds gay as fuck, but for the price people charge I'd rather have my recovery be quick. I do go to female masseuses when im feeling lonely tho
>>34544158Stop talking to strangers about your sexual life. Nobody here wants to know about it. Be a decent person. YOU should fuck off to /b/ or /gif/.
>>34544165Holy shit you are such an insecure, fragile little retard.
>>34544165>Nobody here wants to know about itI do.
>>34544164>I do go to female masseuses when im feeling lonely thoYou ever pop a boner?
>>34544161>is there a secret underclass of gay whores for straight unmarried men to flirt withyes>find them right in this thread, or on /lgbt/, also discord servers
>>34544168nah
finna crack this lil snowbunny shyt
Hot people bother me. Why are you annoying and stupid?
>>34544119INDEEDWOMEME, EXPLAIN YOURSELVESAGAIN
I'm in a bad mood :/
>>34544177Sorry to hear that.
Good morn togies, what are we desiring and striving for today?
>>34544180ascension
>>34544180I mostly just desire a nap.
>>34544180Your mother
Had a dream where my arm got sliced smoov off by a katana, and then I just reattached it with a towel Resident evil 7 styleturns out I was sleeping and drooling on it at the same time.
moids do you actually want an asian wife and hapa kids or what?
>>34544180A wife.
I had a dream I kept doing everything wrong
>>34544187Asian would be the only acceptable non white option, yes.
I had a dream with my evil ex in it and it made me wake up a little grumpy.
>>34544187I really don’t care. I get along pretty well with women of all races so long as they don’t look at my white face and make a bunch of assumptions about me because of it.
>>34544164Get a massage from a 60 year old Chinese lady. You will find the strength you need.
>>34544187I genuinely have no preference for any race of woman but my past trend in dating does suggest that it would be unlikely for me to marry someone who wasn't Asian.
you can ask the flowers brrrrri sit for hours brrrrrtelling all the bluebirds brrrrrthe bill and coo birds pretty little baby brrrrr
Foids what does it mean if you like one of my messages with a pink heart instead of the default red one?
>>34544186MI had this unhinged horror dream last night with stitch-eyed monsters and I feel like I could've written an amazing horror story about it if I could fucking remember any of it. Last time I wrote about a dream immediately after waking up it still didn't make much sense. I have to have recurring dreams for me to really remember, the last one I had was me on a space station and having to activate the self-destruct before I got my face mauled off by an alien. It was kinda like that one Starcraft cutscene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUExpobw3tw) except I was living on the space ship and was awakened because aliens had boarded.
>>34544203M, but that's a bad sign. Red is the colour of love.
>>34544203playful affection, sweet appreciation, or gentle romantic interest. That's what ai said.
>>34544193You're own fault anon. You miss him
>>34544203>tfw the goth chick sets her default heart to the black heart
>>34544203she doesn't want you to think she's flirting
>>34544211I’m a guy, and she was horrible to me. I dumped her ages ago and do not miss her.I went out with someone yesterday, and that got my subconscious going about her, I guess.
This Cashier keeps complimenting my "weight loss progress"Saying that I look thinner and great every time we meet, but I'm literally not Is she making fun of me
>>34544217>I’m a guy, and she was horrible to me. I dumped her ages ago and do not miss her.>I went out with someone yesterday, and that got my subconscious going about her, I guess.Nah you miss her
>>34544220>This Cashier keeps complimenting my "weight loss progress">Saying that I look thinner and great every time we meet, but I'm literally not>Is she making fun of meShe's complimenting you and try to cheer you up.
>>34544032Yet you do and have one
>>34544225debatable whether or not i actually have one, but we out here.
>>34544196theres no such thing where I live
>>34544203anything but a red heart is friendzone
>>34544143>Why do some women wear shorts so high their crotch eats it?Form-fitting clothing feels good, it just sometimes rides up into your crack or groin.>Is it uncomfortable? It shouldn't be, but I've had tights that go up way too far and feels like I'm sitting on a clothesline.>Does it feel good or something?No, especially not in a sexual way.>>34544146>Is it gay to get a massage from a male massage therapist?Is it gay to have a male doctor?>>34544176Women like to be sexually objectified when it's their choice. Same with like a rape fantasy or any other kind of degradation or humiliation.
>tried to set up 2 dates with tinder girls, got their contacts etc>saw an escort instead because I was horny in the moment>no longer feel like chasing the tinder girlsLess stressful and less pressure. I'll get pizza now :)
>>34544190Never woke up?
women, is it bad that i kinda like to look at women's bare legs in public
>>34544228Situationship?
>>34544206>>34544215>>34544230
I am hated for being ugly by women, normies and all people.
>>34544187How about a hapa wife?
>>34544251
Sometimes I get the thought of consuming people.
>>34544251This is what I'm trying to get rn but she liked my message with a pink heart instead of a red one so it's fucking over
>>34544176MSome of those look like trannies
>>34544090What about girth?
>>34544256The other anons are shitposting, it's a nothing burger and some girls change their default heart to a different color to be quirky/unique. I have a friend who likes with the gold heart on everyone, including her bf (my exroommate)Just ask her out already! I got turned down by the last hapa I met but I think I acted pretty retarded the way I went about it so it's largely on me.
>>34544259Around five inches iirc
>>34544228What the f that mean
Black heart from a goth girl is good though, right?
>>34544247makes me want to blow-my-brains-out ship. he aint serious so imma open my heart and let god provide a husband for me.
>>34542744Pikachu
>>34542744Squirtle or Lopunny?
>>34544271You can't fuck your way into a relationship, anon
>>34544268I won't refuse her heart, even if it's black.
>>34542744MGengar. All of my favorites are from the first two games.Gyarados, Nidoking, Vaporeon (don’t look at me funny I’ve always liked him), Ampharos, Heracross, Lapras and Exeggcutor are some of my other favorites.
>>34542744mudkip!not a huge fan of pokemon in general though so I don't know much about him I just think he is cute
State genderWhat position did you have sex in recently?
>>34544271Don't fuck guys until they commit.
>>34542744MAesthetics: Corviknight Gameplaywise: Trevenant
>>34542781now I will never use this image because you used it for that mid bitch
>>34544271>>34544287MThis.
>>34544286MGrabbing my ankles whilst standing.
>>34542818Mharvest moon back to nature
>>34544264Thanks for your words of encouragement, anon. We're probably going to go clubbing together at the weekend (as part of a group) and if so then I'll get the chance to hang out with her then and gauge things more clearly.
>>34542826HAHAHAHAHA nice joke anon :)
>>34544231>Is it gay to have a male doctor?Worst part about turning 40
>>34542834>she plays robloxHUGE redflag and ick
>>34544279Tbh, I don't fuck on the first date.
If you play roblox over the age of 20 then that is just insanely sad
>>34544305>Tbh, I don't fuck on the first dateNTA. That's good, now add another 5+ dates to that rule.
I wish I didn't need to eat, I feel very anxious after eating
>>34544311I was just about to eat a bag or doritos
Did I fuck up?I met a girl at a party and we really hit it off. She said I looked stunning, I said she was beautiful, she was really funny and we talked about cool stuff.Here's the thing: I'm a touchy feely guy. I like resting on people, you know? It's just platonic. Well, I was doing this with another woman and when she saw it's like her whole demeanour changed. She was still friendly to me, but she got noticeably cooler.
>>34544225I do? Where
>>34544313Yes you whore
>>34544308Why?
Girls, would you have casual sex with a guy whose a virgin?I'd like to dip my toes in and just have sex and a good time with a girl without further commitments.Is that even on the table?Also, I am aware that my condition makes me a prime mark for women who chase Beta Bux, and I'd like to repel those and attract non-shit women instead.
>>34544312I don't like chips, once in a while I'll have a bag of something but it's like once every 3 months
>>34544312I am a out to eat two chocolate chip cookies as soon as I am out of the tub.Maybe even 3, if I am feeling adventurous.
>>34544314The one you spent the weekend with
>>34544313Be happy that she showed her jealousy before anything really happened.
>>34544325Which weekend
>>34544327>she has more than onedamn
>>34544327This weekend
Women have you ever been in an abusive lesbian relationship?
I really want to just run away and live in the forest, I hate living in a city surrounded by buildings and concrete, it's like a giant prison.and my house is a prison within that prison and I swear the walls are getting closer and closer every day soon I will be stuck inside my head
>>34544318It's for kids and mostly played by kids.You don't go to a kindergarden and play with the kids there as a stranger.At least I fucking hope not.
>>34544329I didn’t spend this weekend with anyone
>>34544336nta but theres thousands of different games on roblox, half of which are certainly not for kids
>>34544328Most girls don't have more than one man and you can pick up on the fact that they are involved with a partner, romantically.. pretty quick.
I just don't get the appeal of roblox, I have nothing against the people that play it
>>34544343Sis, your cock carousel?Your participation in multiple Chad harems?
>>34544342Right, keep coping.
>>34544337It sure sounded like you did. Why deny it now
>>34544331I really always want to be the sweet one and am normally the cryer but I can get fierce (if my emotions are too pent up) and then I get really sad for yelling.
>>34544331Nta but not to be confused with the dommymommy who will put the crushers on when asked to
>>34544344It's a game for poor people, hence why kids and teens play it and are the target audience.
>>34544346Barfff* Not me, for sure. I get uncomfortable if a guy rubs up against me wrong, especially a stranger. I am very reserved. Plus, I like to keep myself for one person.. and typically date long term. To each their own tho.
>>34544346>Chad haremsPretty grim that every modern foid is in one and then you're sitting there like a doofus with her on a date, trying to impress her, then she gets her holes blown out later by Chad after she ends the date.
>>34544350How? Are you think of last weekend?
>>34544331She beat the fuck out of me, but only sexually. So no.
>>34544357ok but emulators are free
>>34544350Waitttt Why do you even care
>>34544365The one that just happened. Did you show him something else this time
>>34544372Tf are you talking about
>>34544333Go on a hike
>>34544367I have no picture at my disposal that accurately portrays the expression my face just made after reading this.
Plap
I wish
>>34544363>trying to impress herStop doing that>then she gets her holes blown out later by Chad after she ends the date.Why aren't you doing that?
>>34544367Emulators are for nerds old man
>>34544371I don't like how much you lie and twist the truth And who was that other guy from a few days ago. Who you were "too old for". For someone who bemoans how unattractive they are you sure seem to have a lot of men attracted to you >>34544374Dinner. Video games. Going to the beach. Does it all ring a bell
>>34544383>then she gets her holes blown out later by Chad after she ends the datetfw my back doesn't get blown out bc my bf is too busy getting his back blowed out.
>>34544390So you're a cuck, wtf.
>>34544387That's a woman.Physically.Mostly.
>>34544317But I was being platonic
>>34544379what's wrong with emulators?
>>34544389You are so weird why do you care and why should I waste time explaining things to you when you’re the one confusing yourself. Young guy is my little friend he’s never even seen me
>>34544404Nothing.
>>34544399But it made you look like a whore
>>34544381Women don't swipe right on incels.
>>34544387videogames in general are for nerds, retard
GenderTop bunk or bottom bunk
>>34544313When will you touchy feely moids learn?!?!
>>34544413F. Top.
>>34544320I'm gonnna (you) myself to repeat my question and see whether I get any (you)s in return.
>>34544413Bottom
I am in a super lovey dovey mood today and just want to be cuddly and sweet, how should I show him my feels?
>>34544414>When will you touchy feely moids learn?!?!they won't, it works for casual sex and women mostly only want casual sex.
>>34544413Mbottomtop makes me feel exposed
I got cocks. :)
>>34544413Top. I almost never get up overnight, but the person on the other bunk might, and if they're on the top bunk, them getting up is gonna wake me up.
>>34544405I'm not confusing anything you're the one confusing yourself with all these falsehoods you can't keep straight. I don't know who else you lie to but you aren't very good at it>little friendOh poor guy. So swamped with men that you have the luxury to start friendzoning them. Are you this dishonest with him too
>>34544412Maybe in the 90’s and early 2000’s but now that shit is mainstream. Has been ever since call of duty lobbies let you get called slurs by prepubescents. If you think otherwise you are out of touch
>>34544425nice cocks!
>>34544429You both talk the same how strange. And I already said I don’t date off 4chanNot really, I go one at a time. I had a date last week from an app. Are you mad or something? Why don’t you answer a question Clarrice
Femanons>cute girl at work>we're just friendly>talk sometimes>randomly as I'm working she asks what I'm doing after work>say nothing and ask what she's doing>she says nothing>was talking to my therapist later about coworker stuff and he was helping me figure out like, what are lines crossed>said like getting weed off a coworker is crossing the line between what could be considered just a coworker relationship>but also mentioned the cute coworker asking me that was like that too>forget exactly the specifics but it was because it was about stuff outside workI assumed she was just being nice. But was she subtly trying to ask me to hang out or is my therapist wrong? Pic unrelated.
State GenderHypothetically what’s the best thing you could be addicted to?
>>34544436Sleeping and exercising ReadingPlanting trees
>>34544433Thanks, I bought them myself, I have four more cocks in the cupboard!
>>34544436>her
>>34544414I don't fucken know. I told myself it was just a life lesson but it feels like my whole dating life is made out of life lessons>>34544407I am a whore but that's unrelated, I genuinely was only into her that night.
>>34544438I thought you made the cocks yourself!
>>34544436Sex isn't a bad addiction if and only if you have a hypersexual partner. You basically don't even notice you've got the addiction.
I'm going insane in my room!!! but I can't go outside I don't want skin cancer!!! fuuuuck!!!!!
>>34544445Have you considered the humble sun cream or long sleeved t shirt
>>34544436MLike anybody, heroin.But I've never done anything harder than alcohol and a couple of times weed decades ago... and with how my health is going, I probably will stay away from alcohol too for the most part.>>34544442I wish I could just make cocks!That'd be such a good financial avenue.
>>34544436>State Gender>Hypothetically what’s the best thing you could be addicted to?Exercising Meditation SleepCuddling Gardening Game cards(the elderly people kind)CookingCleaningJournaling
I know sports betting lets you bet on football but does sports betting let you bet on league of legends yet
>>34544446I always wear long sleeves but I don't want my face to get skin cancer and I don't have sun cream right now and I can't go outside to buy more because the sun hurts my skin.I think I will bash my head against the wall.FUCK I hate the sun I hate being awake during the day I can only feel at peace during the night
>>34544453Do you have a hat and sunglasses
>>34544166Base, feed those footfags
>>34544447>I wish I could just make cocks!>That'd be such a good financial avenue.it's never too late to start!!
>>34544453You can also wear a Covid mask that protects the skin without cream
>>34544456Actually lost my favorite pair of sunnies
>>34544187I'll bleach >him so much our kids will be born blonde.
>>34544453Have you considered buying a broad brimmed hat you fool
>>34544450>>34544439>>34544437You guys are faggots that willfully ignored the spirit of the question but I’ll take the blame for that because I didn’t phrase my question clear enough>>34544444Quints of truth>>34544447Heroin seems a step too far, even though I’ve heard that it’s literally the best thing you could do I feel like you’d get 90% of the feeling off of gambling addiction
>>34544460Are you an idiot>>34544462UV reflects off surfaces and can get your face even if you wear a hat
>>34544456I do actually, can't go outside without them or I get a migraine (too much light) >>34544459not a bad idea >>34544462actually no I haven't, thanks for the suggestion, please don't insult me though
>>34544434>You both talk the same how strangeLike you and your other acne femanons. Perhaps you're projecting your own two facedness onto me. Seems telling>And I already said I don’t date off 4chanAnd once again here you are dating someone off 4chan >Are you mad or something?I already made it clear I have no patience for people lying to my face. Do you know how many people lie to me. I know when people are lying >Why don’t you answer a question Clarrice?
>>34544453>the sun hurts my skinWe have an actual vampire with us in atoga, who invited them in
>>34544468>UV reflects off surfaces and can get your face even if you wear a hatoh shit really!??? FUCK maybe I just shouldn't go outside at all during the day
>>34544473You are so stupid and can’t even read
>>34544474that's what 10 years of no direct sunlight does to you
>>34544466Eh ¯\(ツ)/¯
>>34544458I would have to look up cock plants...>>34544466>90% of the feeling off of gambling addictionI like to gamble a bit now and then, but I can't imagine it being remotely similar.
>>34544475Just cover your face. If the UV index is 4 or under you’ll be fine without creams
>>34544187im open to it
>>34544479>I would have to look up cock plants...I think they are made of flour, hmm well you do get that from a plant so you are not wrong
>>34544479Listen bud, all I’m saying is if you bet the house on black and you win, it’s gotta be mostly comparable to intravenous drug use. And if you lose, it’s probably gonna feel as bad as giving a titjob behind the Home Depot to pay for your next fix of heroin
>>34543605No>>34543612I and a lot of anons don't look down on anyone. I basically see someone as a True Gamer™ that breaks down the metrics and tries to make good decisions OR someone trying to live in alignment with nature and the universe. I DO get mad at people though if their decisions negatively effect others ESPECIALLY if they were responsible for those others.
>>34544480I'll use sunblock and a mask and sunglasses!
>>34544480I just try to avoid daylight at all costs but sometimes it cannot be helped
all the cool wide brimmed hats are for women, that sucks
>>34544468It significantly reduces the amount of UV your skin gets exposed to, making it a good emergency tool for them to have so they could nip off to the shops and get some sun cream whenever they forget to replenish without having to wait for the damn sun to set.
>>34544486>And if you lose, it’s probably gonna feel as bad as giving a titjob behind the Home Depot to pay for your next fix of heroinWho told you that?Adam Eget??
>>34544477Moid or foid?I’m trying to figure out if I’m having homosexual feelings or not.
>>34544489>>34544488>>34544445There's clothes for that.
>>34544493Shane Gillis actually
>>34544494you really can't tell?I'm a moid
>>34544491Get a boonie hat.
>>34544497Nta but I also fully assumed you were a woman
>>34544495Yeah, I got sunblock hoodies.
>>34544497You type like a foid, no offense. If I had to guess I’d also assume you’re into light femdom
>>34544476It isn't my fault that none of what you say makes any sense At first I thought you were the one being played by your play boy but I'm beginning to think you two are made for each other
Bro you're such a massive faggot. Are you single?
I love the Sun. Can't wait for the beach and enjoy the sea.
>>34544499those are just ugly>>34544501this happens way too much...>>34544504>I’d also assume you’re into light femdom...I think it's time to stop postingand uh I used to be into that but my ex ruined it for me
>>34544491I want a masculine Elden Ring-core wide brimmed hat
>>34544505You are deeply confused and I’m sorry for you
>>34544507>I love the Sun. Can't wait for the beach and enjoy the sea.
>>34544503Where do you buy yours? Do they have inside pockets?
>>34544508Fucking called it
I saw a black man in his 50s dressed like Raiden from Mortal Kombat earlier, seemingly for no reason.You really can do anything you want
>>34544509I want one like the one D from vampire hunter D wears
>>34544508>boonie hat is uglyYou just have poor taste, it is because it is ugly that it is fashionable
>>34544491If it worked for Prince and David Bowie I’m sure you can manage to swing it too
>>34544515The negro man knows no cringe
>>34544522He pulled it off. I guess all of it really does just come down to confidence
>>34544436MGetting money
nice.>>34544515sure, but that doesn't mean it isn't mega cringe, or appropriate (even if it's in public).
>>34544511Whatever I have creamy protection.
>>34544512I've got them from amazon and also Free Fly Apparel has nicer quality ones but you can find them on amazon if you want
>>34544507I want to go to the beach but at night, I don't want to die
>>34544517>>34544515Moids you are allowed to cosplay outside
>>34544515Are you sure that wasn’t Young Thug?https://youtu.be/dS-15D7fZmg
>>34544533but it's sunny outside :(
>>34544510Only you are confused. You can't spin it onto me
>>34544515>no reasonDidn’t the new mortal kombat movie just drop
>>34544537You read other people’s posts and think they’re me Ask me about my real date
>>34544533ntaDon’t say that, I’m about to buy Nanami’s tie and dress like him in the office
>>34544533I cosplay as a human being every time I go outside.
>>34544540Beats me; first I’ve heard of it. He wasn’t dressed exactly like him, just in a white Chinese outfit with a straw hat
part of me wants to make a woman cry but the other part of me feels really sad at the thought of hurting a womanyes I am a gemini how could you tell?
>>34544543I wear Sam’s hat from Death Stranding 2 irl sometimes because I’m Sam irl
>>34544547Oh, that’s just how some older blacks dress. He definitely knows ball when it comes to old school Chinese martial arts films. Wu Tang Forever
>>34544534I’d know thugger if I saw him.
>>34544550hi sam nice to meet you
>>34544550?
>>34544551Oh shit, that guy totally was a five percenter wasn’t he lol
It's Sam's Town
>>34544555Yup. Why me?
Men, would you date a woman with eyes like this?She's trans but that's irrelevant to the question.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qi5GXSEoc8E
>>34544542>You read other people’s posts and think they’re meYou would know>Ask me about my real dateAlright. How did your real date go. Let's see what story you spin me
Genders, if a white guy went >"You want to know something interesting? I have a super power, I can beam thoughts into people's minds" and then he then puts his hand on his head like professor X and goes >"I just beamed a word into your mind, did you hear it?"Do you think it'd count as a hate crime? He also doesn't really have telepathy in case that needs to be stated.
>>34544527Makes sense. I worry THO.
>>34544553I’m Sam!
>>34544560Kinda dope, I might have to pick one up myself
>>34544565What word did you hear? Was it the n-word?
GenderAre you a feminist?Why/why not?
>>34544562I wouldn't date a girl with any sort of syndrome
>>34544570If I ever see anyone else in public with one on, I’m gonna hit them with a>My name’s Sam too!
>>34544565If you did that to a woman that’d definitely count as a hate crime but if you did it on a blue collar job site they would definitely know what word you are beaming into their mind AND they’d play along
fucking hate having an oral fixation so much
>>34544574Hypocritical of you.
>>34544563Wow you don’t even care
>>34544578You should suck some dick about it
why do women get all the cool fashion while us men only get either lame stuff or very gay looking stuff
>>34544542How’d your date go anon
>>34544562Prey animal type build
>>34544529None of them have zippers and they're expensive.
>>34544582that would be very gay
>>34544562She's like one of those sci fi aliens, but they look just human enough so they're still goonable.
>>34544556I’m not saying he is or isn’t but I will say that the Venn diagram is pretty damn close to looking like a circle
>>34544589You’ve already got an oral fixation, it’s not like you can get much gayer
>>34544585Who are you
>>34544590>she
>>34544600ogay.
>>34544598Not that other guy.
>>34544603Ok
>>34544289Genuinely surprised my fellow pitbro thinks Ms Liu is mid
>>34544584Men get cool cargo jeans/pants, you guys get good zip up hoodies with inside pockets, you have modest stretchy t-shirts, good socks
>>34544581I already know how it went. You said it all here
>>34544604Tell me about it I wanna knoooow
>>34544607I didn’t talk about it at all here
New Thread>>34544613>>34544613>>34544613New Thread
>>34544572I think we should try to be nice to each other and not mean
>>34544572Ye. No reason not to be now the moids clearly don't care about women that don't care about their rights either.
>>34544588Yeah, I hate zippers. To each their own. There are polyester ones in different colors on amazon for like $20. I like MIER Men's UPF 50+ Sun Protection Hoodie Long Sleeve SPF Fishing Hiking Running Thumbhole Shirts Hooded Quick Dry Lightweight.
>>34544606>you guyswhat did he mean by this?
