Anonymous
05/18/26(Mon)15:20:59 No.34544483

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Anonymous 05/18/26(Mon)15:20:59 No.34544483

> be me
> meet some girl on Friday evening
> we’re drinking
> supposed to “just talk”
> ends with us making out
> next day I tell my friend because I can’t keep my mouth shut
> Bro later gets drunk
> starts talking to her in a rude way because of what I told him
> girl gets mad
> asks why the hell he knows anything
> panic mode
> instead of admitting to everything I went the "half-truth method" I told her “nah, he saw/heard us and started asking so I had to tell him about the non spicy part to calm him down and silence the rumors that he might spread”
> complete lie
> he didn’t see shit
> I told him everything

> then I start playing it smart
> make Bro look like the whole problem
> “he’s immature”
> “he talks nonsense”
> “I can’t control what he says”
> basically turn him into the idiot villain of the story
> girl is still mad, but mostly at the situation and at him
> meanwhile I’m acting like the reasonable guy who just made a small mistake

> she says I broke her trust
> I hit her with the soft apology
> “I understand and respect that”
> "I made him shut the fuck up" (again half-truth because we also arranged the version of events in case she asked him)
> “I’d like to earn your trust someday”
> works better than expected
> she says maybe she’ll call later
> also says she’ll "stop being angry soon :P"

> mfw I told the secret, lied about how he found out, blamed blabby Bro for running his mouth, and somehow still might not be completely cooked
> not even sure if I should feel bad or impressed with myself
> am I a scumbag or did I just successfully damage-control this?