Just got a call from my apartment manager asking for permission for maintenance to go in my apartment and check the air conditioner, and I said it was fine, but as soon as I hung up I remembered I left a bottle of lotion on my desk and it is exceedingly obvious I was using it to goon. What are the likely ramifications of this?
Guys answers pls
Far from the most embarrassing thing the maintenance man has seen, I assure you. He’s seen sex toys and bathrooms caked in shit.
They might talk about it. Not like your landlord is going to kick you out for having a bottle of lotion on your desk.
>>34547035>ramifications Someone knows you masturbate
Just be glad it wasn't your 20 inch dildo, now THAT would've been embarrassing.
>>34547035>be me>having a normal day at the job doing some maintenance at an apartment complex>usually it's pretty normal but sometimes I have to remove rats fried into electrical wires and fix pipes clogged with condoms>landlord calls me to fix air conditioner today which is my favorite job>yay.jpeg>i arrive at the dudes apartment, pretty decent place>he has the fancy kind of lotion on his desk, probably beats his beat to Lolla Bunny all day>i know I would>*Do you take the item "Lotion"?*>i pick yes on the menu>quickly fix his air conditioner, piece of cake>excuse myself to his bathroom to do unspeakable things with that lotion>while lubing up, I make myself comfortable and take my clothes off>hear a *ting* sound as I get rid of my trousers>notice I triggered a tripwire>ohfuck>look up, there's sprinklers on the bathroom>oh no>the lube was oil-based>OH NO NOT AGA->*dick shoots up like a rocket*>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>now I gotta fix the 8-inch deep hole I made in his ceiling or they'll deduct it from my next paycheckWhat do I do bros
>>34547170Fucking kek
>>34547035Is he hot?
>>34547035They are going to get in, fix the AC and get out. They have seen FAR worse before and are really not interested
>>34547035>Holy FUCK>This man MASTURBATES>Alert the media
>>34547035Bruzki. Its not like you had a dead body hanging around. Nobody gives a fuck about your hentai Pokémon fetish gooning
>>34547035You know people have skin conditions right? Even crotch skin conditions. I also doubt that anyone who saw even registered it or that they’d care if they did.
