Future EditionPrevious >>34544613
I hate men
plap
I want to improve my misogynyHow do I get better at it?
Girls would go crazy if they were rejected
State gender and what you think of my song I madehttps://voca.ro/1jnJ1jV5nq13I rolled into the Home Depot storeGrabbed me two steel pipes and a heavy cap too‘Cause there’s a doc the courts set free, justice left me high and dryHe stole my foreskin with a knife when I was just a little guyI hated how he smirked through every minute of that trialWith his slick-talkin’ lawyer flashin’ that arrogant smileHe slipped out on a technicality, thought he was home freeBut there ain’t a corner on this earth far enough to hide from meYeah I got rights, I got rights tooAin’t no lawyers or system gonna stand between me and youI’m gonna read ‘em loud and clear, no mercy in my eyesYou got a right to know you’re headed straight to hell one of these black nightsWhen the gavel finally fell, he grinned and said “Statute of limitations, son”I told him “Better load up on gauze, ‘cause you’ll need plenty when I’m done”He laughed like I was bluffin’, just runnin’ my mouth that dayNow he’s shakin’ on his knees, beggin’ for his life, turnin’ greyYeah I got rights, damn right I doNo fancy suits or crooked systems gonna save a man like youI’m gonna read you every one beneath that cold moonlightYou’re goin’ down hard one of these black nightsThis time there ain’t no courthouse bells or saviors comin’ throughJust me, cold steel, and justice that’s long overduehttps://voca.ro/1jnJ1jV5nq13
>>34548130True Im insane
>>34548130Yeah it fucks me up
>>34548130Yes
How do we close the gender pay gap?
>>34548121Its a little unintuitive but first you have to learn how to respect them. There's a million and one videos of women telling you how to do that and/or analyzing whats wrong with the current state of affairs. That way you know which ways will truly hurt them when you turn the misogyny on.
why are fat girls often simultaneously so fuckable and so undateable
>>34548130at first yea but then i think itd humble them and theyd lower their insanely high standards they have for men, leading to more romance and humility amongst the two sexes. moral of the story: men, start rejecting women
>ugh just lower your standards incel>lower standards>now I'm with a woman I don't enjoy in any wayOk what now women
>>34548136You like squidward don’t you anon?
State GenderWhat superstitions did you inherit from your parents?
>>34548138How about moids stop getting left behind.
>>34548141The issue is that I don't get humbled I just get more neurotic.
>>34548119>Lost my virginity in my early thirties>Well there’s your problem ElaborateYeah I'm used to being my own man and don't like people getting all up in my shit. Plus a huge chip on my shoulder about missing out on all that twenties fucking around. I don't see why I should change that.
>>34548139>>34548128replied to the wrong post, gonna kms myself
>>34548146FSpitting 3 times over my left shoulder whenever a black cat crosses my path
>>34548146religion
>>34548147:(
I like eatting in bed
>>34548138walk away from society and watch the shitskins rape and murder what's left of white women and subjugate the rest as civilization burns
Women. Would you get a clanker to replace men?
>>34548151>ducks behind your left shoulder with my mouth open
>>34548146None, my mother isn't as much of an alchemist as I am despite passing a pharmacy night class with the most autistic grade.
>>34548154what abt the crumbs
>>34548158>the most autistic grade.explain
>>34548139You seem to have misread my intentionsI want to be more misogynist
Ameen? More like abeed
Women, what porn do you like to consume?
>>34548159soft fod
>>34548165>>34548150Don't worry I just fucked up not reading all the way through lol
>>34548146I don't think there are any?Maybe "if you like it and it's the last one you have to buy it"
>>34548140they obviously have no discipline so they're easy lays but they have no discipline and are easy lays and are thus undateable to all but niggers and the lowest of men
>>34548156Yes. And I'll pet it.
>>34548167Blacked raw
Well I got a girl’s instagram tonight so that’s a start right
Women please describe yourself or emotions throughout your cycle as it varies
>>34548165It is you who does not understand my friend, if you want to be--------->>34548169Good, you do understand
Race war soon. Are you ready?
MenWould you let your gf dye your hair if she wanted you and her to match hair colors? Let's say like a small section of your hair towards the front, not the whole head.
>>34548167Mostly fanfics, slow burn romances, slasher stories, and whatever interracial shit is shared ITT.
Women please provide hand measurements including lenght, width and wrist circumference
>>34548142toughen it out like your grandpa did what do you think how older generations managed to be married for life or stay at one job for decades? they didn't expect life to be fun or enjoyable to begin with, so they didn't see any point in ending something just because it made them miserable on a daily basis
>>34548162Flying colors. She is definitely where I got my tism from. My dad gave me adhd that I never developed symptoms from due to being low energy from my PMOS. But now that I'm on stims and they work correctly, I am all over the place.
>>34548174Whore
>>34548180MI used to go to a salon and get my hair dyed while they served me champagne. So as long as we have some bubbly then yeah I'll let her dye me.
>>34548181Isn't it your bedtime already?
>>34548154I'm not a fan of you.
>>34548183>get out of bed for me to go fetch a measuring tape I think not
>>34548180Yeah absolutely. I don't really see dyeing my hair by my own choice in the future, but don't mind changing things up especially if it's for something fun
>>34548180No
>>34548170I dont think that really counts as a superstition but I appreciate you trying
>>34548124I think the 1970's men are pigs feminist movement beat you on that. As a man who is a pig, you disregard how much potential we could have to your assets because you let how we roll around in filth get to you. A bunch of us pigs could do work you shouldn't doubt. Now how is that for being smart.
>>34548188>>34548197bf material>>34548201not bf material
>>34548174It is!Tell us how it happened anon!
>>34548180If I get hair again
>>34548204>he thinks he's not being kvetched for his cattle value lel
>>34548121m22recently discovered I'm the kinda person that can hit my girlfriends uterus during sex and she likes when I fuck really hard, this also makes her sore after she enjoys it and tells me to do more but I feel bad :( hasn't stopped me from doing it much but why is my dick so destructive I did not ask for this
>>34548124No you don't.You hate an idea that you stuck into your head that you labelled "men". Your label is wrong.
>>34548206>bf material<3>>34548208This is such a fucked up reply, I'm so sorry
Do people just hate me? If I ever ask for a favor from someone it’s always half baked or “ooo yeah sorry idkkkkk maybe I could do that for you ahh idkkk” but then for everyone else they’re like “YES I WILL GARGLE YOUR CUM AND LET YOU DRAIN MY BANK ACCOUNT”
>>34548214Treat others the way you wanna be treated, open up and start gargling big boy
>>34548138Don't worry about it.Just save and invest your money. Women throw all of theirs away and end up in debt. At some point their debts will be monetized and we'll be able to buy them.
>>34548208facial hair will suffice
>>34548140>fuckableno
>>34548210you could at least try a little bit when posting bait, just for the love of the game
>>34548212I didn't mean to make you feel bad or whatever and am also sorry. I was just replying because it kind of made me think.
I'd rather be alone than settleBoth result in unhappiness, but at least I keep some self respect instead of winding up like plapjak and hating myself
>>34548140Bro, I saw a chubby girl with huge tits while waiting in line at the grocery store. I had to summon so much will power to not pop a stiffie right there. She looked trashy but in a hot way yk, exposed bra and tons of cleavage
>>34548215I already (metaphorically) do that within reason. I treat them all well
>>34548220>I didn't mean to make you feel bad or whateverYou didn't, dw anon
>>34548217It's not ideal but some minority of people are into it and a total majority are open to it. I kind of miss subculture signaling and don't like tattoos because I am a minimalist. I kind of like the bald look sometimes but my wardrobe is much more limited and form-fitting. I miss bohemian baggy clothes but silhouette management and controlling how my frame "breaks up" is VERY important now.
>>34548146m. none. They were pretty good about it. None of the bullshit stuck.>>34548151Do you want to know why it's 3 times?
>>34548180MI'm bald.
I want sex
>>34548219you responding to him gave him what he wanted
>>34548180no
>>34548219no seriously, I used to post here hella and did not know I was packing like this at all, years of 4chan induced body dysmorphia I chalked it up to recently. I'm a bottom and I don't know what to do. I still have death grip and don't really know what I'm doing yet with sex so it can ethier be mind-blowing sex or just kinda eh if that makes you feel better
>>34548207Met her at an event and we just hit it off pretty well
Moids, why do you do this instead of peacefully existing with femanon in dnd groups?
So, do women realize how gross gay men are??
>>34548237Details anon, come on
>>34548238Why do you invade men's spaces?It's a rhetorical question btw, I already know the answer.
>>34548238Good! Mf! Get your own hobbies!
>>34548238Just pretend to be a lesbian
>>34548238Why does your pathetic gender get sex trafficked from infancy to gray hair? Curious!
How do I make myself gay so I stop being nervous around women?
>>34548238don't act like a man and stick to female spaces to instantly avoid this issue gender segregated everywhere should be the norm to lower the amount of gooner energy for everyone in everyday situations
>>34548246Unironically try EMDR with AI
So I found out the coworker that's constantly been hitting on me has a boyfriend and she keeps doing so.Now lately, since 2 weeks ago, I'm going Grey Rock on her.Why is she still going out of her way to talk to me?
>>34548238Why did you censor it hag? The words won't touch you, put away the rape alarm please.
>>34548247That's how you turn a country into India
>>34548249A lot of women and men too but honestly especially women don't really like leaving a mediocre relationship until they meet someone better that they feel secure with.
>>34548251She downloaded it from Reddit
>>34548239Yeah, some moids don't even prep to be buggered and like it when they get shit rammed into their dick hole that they have to (hopefully) push it out like a push pop in the toilet after.
>>34548253only if you pair it with low IQ animals larping as humanoids
>>34547798gentlemen, Is it cuckoldry to hornypost with foids on /atoga/ if they're doing it with you with their boyfriend?
>>34548238all (You) have to do is tell them you have a boyfriend and 90% of men will fuck offand then they will exclude you from the group because you provide no real value and 9/10 times woman intellect is inferior to men, meaning your D&D skills lack
>>34548238I wouldn't blame her but I probably want her to be my gf if she's even like a 5/10. Maybe even a quirky 4/10.
>>34548254I appreciate the honest answer, it just sickens me that she has a boyfriend, likely in a very committed relationship, and yet she's proposing we go on a date together when I'm gone. Three times now.I'm autistic like that. See, I sense vibes that you likely have someone in your life, I ain't touching you. Ever. Or even thinking that way about you. Still, she flirts so hard, it's impossible to just ignore without coming off as an asshole.
>>34548180Gf, no, but possibly if she were my wife. Although partial dyes or non-natural colors are goofy-looking, so I wouldn't do that.
>>34548259Honestly I hate how most men and women want to play D&D where they're like a main character with plot armor living in a tv show. I want us to basically play Darkest Dungeons or Battle Brothers like gameplay, single or multiple characters is fine. I like an inheritance system for respawn after death.
>>34548261Yeah, iunno. Maybe you're worth it for her and this could go somewhere but at the same time it is at the very least an orange flag.
>>34548258Lady I've been cucked my entire life with douchebags who deal drugs and steal from gas stations who are 7-10 years older than the girl. I'm kind of used to it. Seeing someone from the internet do it, has no effect to me, because I can kind of tell it is a game. Usually how I've learned to tell if it is not a game but something special is if there is real and reliable commitment, which most women who play with me fail at.
>>34548238It completely changes the dynamic. No matter how much modern propaganda shills otherwise, men and women are not interchangeable drones, and people will instinctually react differently. Doubly so with a group of overweight nerds who just want to unwind. Adding an unpartnered woman into the mix is a huge disruption, and even if the guys are decent and mature enough to handle it, it'll still be a loss of the dynamic they created in the first place. It's not the woman's "fault". She's not doing anything wrong by trying to have innocent fun. But there are still predictable results.Also the first part of >>34548259 is true. A woman tagging along with her bf/husband (provided she actually wants to be there as opposed to just being with her bf or husband) will be much less disruptive to the group dynamic.
>>34548240So we were in line together for this welcome event for the Disney College Program at Flamingo Crossings Village. This is something they do fairly often during big arrival weeks. I then sat with her and we talked for a while and that’s basically all that happened.
>>34548249Not a woman, but sounds like she's the type which craves validation, and now that you lost interest, she's more desperate than ever to confirm she can still get it. It's an ego thing, methinks.
>>34548279Yeah, I can tell this isn’t gonna work out
>>34548239Yes, they also like to think they have free reign to touch me because they're gay. >>34548238My first campaign was with a guy who ran a game store and would do various one shots with people. I got invited to one and played a female character. He took it upon himself to make my character a slave with a history of sexual assault, which he thought was hilarious. I was like 14 at the time.
>>34548275I feel that it would be okay if there was a decent amount of women around with bringing their friends, coming and going so any woman being present is not such a big deal.But just one girl immediately changes the dynamics into "sausage fest" mode where its a bunch of guys subconsciously competing for the attention aof asingle woman. The felt scarcity just makes everyone weird. The woman herself either feels singled out or worse, enjoys the attention and playing guys against each other. The ones who stick around tend to be of the latter variety, giving women in male hobbies a deservedly attention whorey reputation.Tl;dr: If you want to drop in, make sure you have a bunch of girl friends in tow.
>>34548291>deliberately seeks out the company of pedo gooners>acts surprised when they act like pedo goonersnot exactly the brightest, are you?
I'm 37 years old, never experienced relationships I would like to learn sex at least before I lose the ability to use my dick for anything but pissing.Is there a way to do this without looking for hookers and escorts because that stuff is super illegal in texas if you aren't wealthy or close to wealthy people
>>34548301Romania, Thailand or Tijuana maybe
>>34548301>learn sexwat
>>34548291How has his store not burned down mysteriously yet?
>>34548283I was hoping she was getting the message when I'm just losing interest as time goes on. We will never see each other again when I get my new job.But no, trust me, it's quietly been escalating. She even fucking texted me at midnight going "thinking of you" and a heart emoji.But she's a boss-level employee, so I can't just ghost yet. I prefer eating a bit longer.
>>34548306I don't have money, I make 19.80 an hour as a warehouse worker and don't have any savings because I'm still paying off medical debt from a surgery 14 years ago. only 20,000 more to go
>>34548310you're still doing this larp? don't you get bored of it?
>>34548311Holy shit america is a distopian shithole
How do women feel about braided hair for men?
>>34548322long hair on men is kinda a turn off
>>34548124I love you femanon
>>34548297>not exactly the brightest, are you?It was literally just a place I went to play Yugioh.>>34548308>How has his store not burned down mysteriously yet?I wasn't in my arson arc yet.
>>34548322looking good is all about genetics and health, if you got these two down, everything else becomes a nice expression of yourself and a fashion choice because you'll look good no matter what if you don't have that foundation, no amount of doing your hair a certain way or dressing a certain way will make you attractive so yes, braided hair can look amazing on men, if that man is good looking to begin with
>>34548329who lets their 14yo daughter meet up with a bunch of incel pedos alone? fatherless behavior if I've ever seen it
>>34548322I could braid >his hair better than this.
>>34548335bv would u still like him if he cut his hair
>>34548239I've been around gay men all my life, they aren't any more or less gross than straight men
>>34548335Little faggot boy
>>34548337Apart from the diseases and parasites?
I got close to my crush today and it was like a force field pulling me in. She is so cute. Too bad I am a schizoid retard who completely freezes and goes numb around people
>>34548296>I feel that it would be okay if there was a decent amount of women around with bringing their friends, coming and going so any woman being present is not such a big deal.It's not anywhere near as much of a disruption, true, but that's not the kind of group these dudes are likely to create or gravitate towards to begin with. Whether it's one woman getting into that specific kind of nerd-male group or five, it's still going to change the dynamic, to some extent irreversibly.
>>34548334I was playing with other teenagers. The manager of the store offered to DM a oneshot campaign for us. He was probably around 30.
>>34548322Even worse than man buns
>>34548347What is a one shot
>>34548347as I already said, who lets their 14yo daughter meet up with a bunch of incel pedos alone? fatherless behavior if I've ever seen it
>>34548341>straight men are immune to disease Not really an issue since I don't have sex with them and don't live in a slum
>>34548347Generally, people used to be less empathetic to people that were different and saw all stories framed from their own perspective so they thought you would think it's funny because they think it's funny. Also there is a possibility you made him feel nervous and he used a belitting story for you to try and make you feel more powerless so he felt less powerless to you which IS still ephebophilic. O algo.
>>34548358Always knew you're a pedo.
>>34548350Basically a short story. No continuity or deep world building. Think of it like playing Clue.>>34548351I didn't go home very often around then.
>>34548351It's less bad if they were (mostly) other teenagers and the event was just at the store.Now, if it was all dudes, it's still bad. But it's not completely crazy, like a teenage girl going to a basement of 30+ year-old nerds.
>>34548365My eyes starting glazing over while reading your posts due to how incredibly TYPICAL they were. Please consider others' mental efforts and try HARDER to post something I CARE about next time.
>>34548362I'm not a pedo. I actually think children are kind of gross retards. I don't want to date anyone below 21.
>>34548317Oh wait until 20 years later and we'll get some Ancient Roman Empire style type of elitism running the country to where the autistic people are slowly euthanized by the public by just dropping them and forgetting them to rot on the outside. You have no idea what future I face in which I'll be homeless you walk past by me and forget who I am and I'll be desperate but you won't shutter except when I ask from you which you'll desperately feel the need to call the police me, because you believe the only evil people in this world are useless peasants. And it isn't like they are useless, they can be useful, but they're useless to you because they aren't popular.
>>34548327>>34548349What about braids on men with curly hair?>>34548330I already know that. Some people have a higher ceiling than others, but that doesn't mean you can't improve in some way.
>>34548365>I didn't go home very often around then>14Lol, are you the one who's dad shot your mom?
>>34548350Call of Cthulhu one shots are very popular in Japan and 50% of the audience is apparently female. Stories usually play out in a single night and characters are likely to die. It's like roleplaying a horror movie.
>>34548371And how may they not be useless? By being of the elite and mocking the peasants effectively.
>>34548371How does this nigger manage to spew so much text and say absolutely nothing
>>34548376curly or wavy?wavy hair is really nice on a guy but curly treads the line of some non white ancestry which isnt my thing (not racist just preference wise)
>>34548336Ye.
>>34548291>>34548347I like lolis as much as any guy who has accepted basic biology, but you have to be an absolute autist with no social awareness to actively hang out with and sexually harass teenagers in public as a 30+ year old man not because it’s wrong but because it’s only a matter of time before you get outed as a pedo and get your ass beat or worse
>>34548393remember the few times he posted here? or was that you larping?
>>34548191Yes. But it's weird sleeping in a bed I'm not used to, so screentime helps me relax.
>>34548397Wasn me. I member when somebody put him in the name field..
>>34548401Yeah, I couldn't sleep in a normal sized bed squished in with two people like a sardine either. Sounds like my worst nightmare.
How do I get people to do favors for me? Everyone hates me
>>34548408You have to be generous first and then hope they feel cool enough to want to help. Build a longer table.
>>34548376If they suit you and you like them and they fit with your style, then that's all that really matters. Like the other anon said, if you take of yourself and are attractive, there will be woman who are attracted to you regardless. Doesn't matter if some random girl on here like me doesn't care for them
>>34548409I’m already generous, everyone else is just a fucking backstabbing lazy faggot
>>34548408what favors do you want ppl to do for u
>>34548411You have to rinse-repeat until you find greatful people.
>>34548408What goes around comes around faggot
>>34548405It's a big bed and it's just two of us tonight, for your information.
>>34548420My watch must be slow, I didn't realize it was cope o' clock.
What does it conjure up in your miond if someone says they were a virgin until their thirties? I have a feeling I get a whole lot of attributes, attitudes and traist stereotyped onto you the second I mention that single fact. Does it automatically conjure up a certain image in peoples minds?
>>34548425makes me extremely wary of you desu, deeply red flag. never says anything good about someone
>>34548425Probably at the least sort of naive
>>34548425fat
>>34548146F>knock on wood>say rabbit rabbit rabbit on the first day of the month>money can solve any problem>>34548156Does it have a penis>>34548167Fanfic, erotica, sometimes hentai or hgames>>34548175>menstruationmoody, hungry, horny>lutealmoody, hungry, horny>ovulationmoody, hungry, horny>follicularmoody, hungry, horny>>34548322Depends on the guy
>>34548425Not mine.
>>34548423Why can't you just be nice and supportive when I'm anxious about a new space and a new lifestyle and all that? You're being so cruel to me.
>>34548385That's totally fine, you aren't wrong for liking what you like. >>34548410Fair enough. I'm just trying to get a second opinion from women, I guess.
>>34548175I want to kill myself, I dont want to kill myself, I want to kill myself, I want to kill myself, I feel manic
Men, has a woman ever apologized to you?
Girls what's you hot girl routine?
>>34548444Yeah
I should write her a song
>>34548175Day 1 period>I'm deadDay 2-X>get this out of me, give cok naoOvulation>lemme borrow your cockFolicular>lemme borrow your cock
>>34548439you've never spent the night before?
I want her so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
>>34548445I just had to Google what that was. I'm a millennial we don't do that.>>34548408Be female, have a conventionally attractive body shape, and smile a lot.It's not all the time but people are generally polite and helpful to me.Except my family. It seems like the closer you are to someone the less likely they are to do favors for you. Which leads me to believe most people do favors because they want the person they're helping to like them not because they actually want to help them.
Women why was my mom so insanely good looking when she was younger
Women, when you lay on your back, what do your boobs do?
>>34548445Gym on monday+massage chair+totalbodyenhancementinnathongTry to wake up after my second or third alarm 9am~10amBathPills+hair serum+facial moisturizerBreakfastWorkTry to drink 40ounces of liquid (usually water cup) and eat on the goGet homeRemove lipstickDinnerMilk and a sweetRemove makeupBrush teefBed
>>34548458Very rarely in the middle of the week, not counting holidays and days off or whatever.
>>34548440And that's fair enough too. At least with hair you can play around with it, if you think braids would work for you then go for it, you can do something different again
>>34548202It feels mildly superstitious to my mother. It's an omen of sorts that you're meant to have it. Thank you for being kind about my autism lol.>>34548469Try to hang out in my armpits but they don't quite make it.
women did you hear the new breaking benjamin song? i felt like i was in 2006 again
>>34548439>Why can't you just be nice and supportiveHabit?You'll be fine.
Women, do male bodies ever turn you on?
>>34548475I did not.I used to like them though. Sony discman era.>>34548479Yeah
>>34548469Flatten slightly, otherwise no change
>>34548479how many times are you going to ask the same question?
>>34548475YEAAAAHHHHH
>>34548469Go to the side>>34548479Yes
>>34548479Yeah
>>34548445It's not even just that she's hot but like she's VERY conscientious. She seems possibly close-minded or at least neutral-minded. Low agreeableness even.
>>34548479Yes
Is language learning an attractive hobby for women or is that just for instagram charts?
>>34548501To women or for women? It's vaguely interesting if you prepared essays for what you know and can tell it well. It's VERY attractive to other people that like languages.
>>34548501Do things for your own benefit, my friend. No one respects anyone who does everything to impress everyone else.
>>34548444Yes, why?
>>34548506I like learning languages I am just curious
>>34548473It's this weird paradox of wanting to do something with your hair, but not wanting to look strange and being too afraid to do something so you end up looking like a dork with your unstyled hair. Anyways, it was good talking to you anonnette
>>34548501Women are attracted(generally)to men that are competent and can talk.
Women, is it weird to try and be casual with a customer you've seen and spoken to a few times?
>>34548435>say rabbit rabbit rabbit on the first day of the monthRespectfully, what the fuck>>34548229>Do you want to know why it's 3 times?nta but I do>>34548474>hank you for being kind about my autism lol.No problem anon
if futa existed, im pretty sure women would prefer to date them
>>34548501Sure, I think it would be great if someone knew other languages ..
>>34548501Neutral for me. Might get annoying if he talks about it incessantly.
>>34548522>implying futas wouldn't crave men and dick themselves
>>34548526Go away evil dogger.
>>34548435>moody, hungry, hornyHi.
Hi
>>34548533Go away evil dogger.
>>34548523>>34548515>>34548501Hindi (and other similar dialects) and Arabic is very popular now in the West. But other Women are picking it up, too.
>>34548178Nice try, glow nigger.
Women thoughts on lighthouses
>>34548533BOOB - uh I mean, hi
>>34548522I can't put into words how true this is.
>>34548537I've learned a few Hindi words and phrases from ENTJ, not even memeing.
>>34548542I like em
>>34548522>futas exist>they exclusively fuck femboysWhat then?
>>34548546Enlighten us, what do you know other than Dalit
Women if you could blow up all men, would you?
>>34548542https://store.steampowered.com/app/1254370/No_one_lives_under_the_lighthouse_Directors_cut/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlVfugIfwcsIf anyone is in the mood for 2Spooky5me content.
>>34548550If I got mogged by a femboy, I may actually kill myself.
I don’t think my friend is going to set me up with his female friend
Genders, do you like having fun?
>>34548550... that's enough 4chan for me.We out!
State gender. What percent of the adult opposite gender do you find attractive, as a guesstimate
>>34548551Benchode, Ganges.
femanons, how willing are you to eat a guy's ass?
>>34548559>BenchodeWait what, thats a real word? I thought that was just a bastardization of the word chode
>>34548555It's really rare for other men to not cockblock you for no reason; even less likely to help you get someone.
>>34548555Did he discover you're a pedo?
>>34548556F is for fire that burns down the whole town...
>>34548557proud to have caused this reaction
>>34548558MLike 75% i think
>>34548554According to porn, most trannies will likely mog you (no idea why they chose those specific dicks)
>>34548561It means sister-fucker.
Either genderYour dream guy/girl just read your last 3 diary/journal entries. What does he/she think of you?NOTE: If you haven't written in a diary/journal in years, those entries from years ago still count.
>>34548570I've never written in a journal
>>34548570MI'm gonna kermit sewer slide
>>34548553>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlVfugIfwcs>Hindi accent
Both genders, what is the most unattractive race, or bottom 3?
>>34548570>3 diary/journal entriesMy what?
>>34548558Within the age of women I would date probably like 35%.
girl at work who i share many similar interests with said she's probably going to break up with her boyfriend of a year or two. pls tell me what to do next.
>>34548575N
Came out in court that my cousin told a social worker that her boyfriend was selling meth while he was living with her and her child at her dad's house. It's unreal what a scumbag this guy is.
>>34548575You already know
>>34548575white
I'm feeling especially autistic today
>>34548558MI don't know, but it's low. I don't think I feel sexual attraction to people very easily, even if I see them as objectively pretty.
>>34548579Dont shit where you sleep nigga.But also dont listen to me, i have no experience
>>34548558MI punched these into that standards calculator:>18-39>not obese>literally anything goes otherwiseand it said that fits 22% of all adult women in the US. Out of that group I probably find 1/4 to 1/2 attractive, so I'd say anywhere from 5-11% of the total adult female population.
>>34548558M35-40%
Why is there never enough time in the day?
Moids, do you really just ignore fucking single women that are going out to social places and wanting to get approached, but instead you are shooting all the shit with your fellow Moids and just ignoring us?
>>34548558Femanons been real quite since this one dropped
>>34548589Post calc?
>>34548579You're either going to start complimenting her, listening to her rant about her bf and confirm that he's shit or that she doesn't deserve that, show up to work dressed nicely with cologne if you work somewhere casual, or ask her to watch fireworks on 4th of july. Or all of the above.
>>34548592Do women really just sit around waiting to be approached?
Is it bad to be slow to anger when it comes to being inconvenienced? Other people always get angry on my behalf instead but I often don't care.
>>34548591Timemaxxxx
>>34548558>>34548575FDespite making up only 13% of the population, they also make up 50% of the men I'm attracted to...
>>34548592Seent this one. You're supposed to sit at the bar not in a booth to be approached.
>>34548599Balance in all things but sounds good.
>>34548575MMy personal list from most to least attractive women:>Middle Eastern>White>East Asian>Latina>Jewish>South Asian>BlackI wouldn't exclude any from dating though, and obviously there are always exceptions.
>>34548598They were hoping to lampoon some guy for harassment as engagement bait for their TikTok.
>>34548562But he has a gf>>34548563Not a pedo, faggot
>>345485580.093%of all men in the United States meet your standardsThat’s 153,312 of 164,977,341 American men
>>34548589https://www.keeper.ai/calcI included married women because the question was "do I find them attractive?" and not "would I date them?"
>>34548560Not at all. I'm okay with my ass being eaten, though.
>>34548614"Thou shalt not covet another mans wife."
>>34548614Meant for >>34548594
>>34548555Stay girl crazy.
>>34548609It's either that or raped trash.
>>34548609Matters not. I feel like 1/3 of guys will sabotage you. 1/3 will not help and even compete a little even if they have another girl. Maybe 1/3 if that actually will help you but genuinely I doubt it's even that high. A lot of guys are petty and relative status obsessed. Women hypergamy and men polygamy.
>>34548612Those attractive men wouldn't last the army that is the other men in the world.
>>34548617Yeah but I'm pretty sure God also said something about not lying at some point and if He asked me if I thought a married woman was attractive I wouldn't lie to Him cause He'd know.
>>34548626Fair enough, Jesus died for this shit or something
>>34548588She works in a different department. We only see each other maybe once or twice a week.>>34548597How long should I wait before I do those things?
>>34548558>>34548614Seems mine is 24%, so my guess is like more or less 10%.
gn gendersi hope you get answers from the opposite gender
>>34548554youd need to be pretty ugly to get femboymogged in futaworld desu
>>34548612>>345486140.22%of all men in the United States meet your standardsThat’s 366,616 of 164,977,341 American men
I miss having long hair. It helped hide my pencil neck.
Foids, what's the weirdest term a guy has called your pussy? Like that one dude that always says snizz, hat is fucking weird to me. I had never even heard that before.
>>34548630Don't be suspicious. Don be suspicious.
Genders, are playing instruments attractive? Which instruments? Does singing help?
>>34548558>What percent of the adult opposite gender do you find attractive, as a guesstimateFEasily less than 1%.>>34548568>According to porn, most trannies will likely mog youlol what? Most trannies in porn are ugly. >>34548570>What does he/she think of you?"Jesus, what a psycho!">>34548575>what is the most unattractive race, or bottom 3?If I speak my mind, I'm getting banned again.>>34548636Right?>>34548644Jean Ralphio?!
I wonder how many women on this fucking board identify with this.
>fucked my math upwhy did women do this to me
>>34548558Male, 45% of women, but they're difficult to hunt like trying to catch a buck with outgrown antlers, and you can only get them in the right moment.
>>34548570MI reread them and she'd learn that I'm really into her, that my vacation was fun, that I hate my landlord, and that I've got more money than I let on. So I guess it all hinges on what she already thinks about me.
>>3454866010/13
>>34548652>If I speak my mind, I'm getting banned againI'll say "Indian" for you.
>>34548668ntaLet me guess, not 23 and cant draw?
>>34548652She's of the 55%. Too much of a smart-ass obliged to have liberal beliefs that contradict how good mom's and pop's are. Probably is the type that demands special treatment instead of getting it, and then when confronted claims she fights the world like had she been in WW1 through the trenches, but in reality it is just going to the fridge to get a snack and go back to her bed to play a pirated pokemon game on her phone. Not my type.
>>34548652Is that a Revy/Korra mash?
>>345486607/13
I’m just gonna be alone forever I guess. Tried dating apps - they sucked, tried going through a friend like other people online suggested - going nowhere. Cool
>>34548680Bro what happen?
>>34548680You will never date a white woman, bloody benchode
>>34548668Hey
>>34548687sorry anon, one of those missing points is the big tits,
>>34548574huh?I think that guy in the video is German. He did use an American AI voice over in his early videos (like 3 of them).
>>34548660>has big tits for some reason>for some reason
>>34548643My bf unironically says "vaj" and I'll never get used to it even though it's not that bad.
>>34548660this image is really annoying
Either gender, would you agree with the statement that "All Labia Matter!"
>>34548592I'm not understanding. Do women want to be approached or not? If yes, is it for an ego boost and you have zero intention talking to the guy/guys who shoot their shot, or are you looking for a relationship of some sort. Does location matter as well?
>>34548683My friend is hesitating reaching out to her for some reason to try and set us up
>>34548693What's fucking wrong cocksucker? Women have pussies asshole. Deal with it! You're the type of guy that orders a Diet Coke at the bar.
>>34548660I think there's something wrong with me because this type of woman makes me madLike when a woman says she's a 20-something year old unemployed virgin with no friends and doesn't go out to clubs and how she's such a loser for it I somehow feel like its some personal attack because the virgin and not going to clubs part is good, and somehow she's signaling that she would never date a guy like that Genuinely how do I get grip?
>>34548696Women are DEMANDING that men start approaching again! They never fucking asked for you not to approach!
>>34548706Doesn’t matter because there’s always some annoying cunt cock blocking or a group of friends who will lose their shit if you approach
>>34548704I mean I kind of relate for different reasons. Men romanticising women being lost, anxious, or shut in when not a single woman wouldn't find that disgusting in a man. And the "we men find it HOTTER when you wear a potato sack and not a sexy dress ya know!" shit I hate.
>>34548680Many such cases.Best thing to do is hobbymaxx, or something intellectual to keep your mind from wandering into useless thoughts.
"Trans Lesbian Couple Commits Murder Suicide at California Mosque Famously Home of 9/11 Hijackers" was really not a headline I thought I would ever read in my lifetime. Older people, was it always this crazy or are we living in the end of days?
>>34548706An American in the British Army?Well, I NEVER!
>>34548706This is AI
>>34548689HEY
>>34548673What?>>34548676>Is that a Revy/Korra mash?No, but this is.>>34548717>are we living in the end of days?God, I hope so.
>>34548722>No, but this is.Did you have that on hand or did you find it in the time it took to respond to that post?
>>34548713I do think having no friends/being unemployed is bad for everyone, even women, but being a virgin is not, it's in fact a good thing.>we men find it HOTTER when you wear a potato sack and not a sexy dress ya know!" I hate this too because these guys pretend like they can't like both for different reasons
>>34548706Yes, they did. Which I'm cool with since I'm an introvert.
>>34548722>No, but this is.Huh, I never noticed for some reason.
>>34548706> Women are demanding CHAD (or close to that type) Men start approaching them.You really think someone like... say "TimDogXbox" are the type of Men that Women want? LMAOWomen want the Dwayne Johnson, Patrick Stewart, Michael B Jordan, Timothy Chalette or Henry Cavills of the world.
>>34548575MaleAbosBlacksDalits
>>34548732Why are you doing this?
>>34548726>I hate this too because these guys pretend like they can't like both for different reasonsI don't. I hate baggy clothes, I hate trackpants, I hate the lazy home look. I hate it all.
>>34548717People were always this crazy and it might be the end times
State genderState your favorite My Chemical Romance song
Look who I spotted in the femdom thread! >>>/gif/30657182
>>34548717You're living in the end of the American Empire, rejoice
>>34548741Because he's a street shitter.
Gotta cook dinner soon. Fuck.
>>34548744I only know that one song from them
>>34548745hahahaah of course he has shit taste
>>34548744MTeenagers is probably top 2. Its real nice to sing to.Dead also has a special place to me after countless hours of Osu
>>34548748Are you Alaskan or something?
>>34548746Who will be the next empire, China?
>>34548752Typical American, not realizing there are many other countries.
>>34548753CHYNA then after that GROßEUROPÄSICHENWELTREICHES
>>34548744MFamous Last Words
>>34548742I think we may be talking about different types of signalling, I don't really care all that much but in public just don't wear sweatpants I'm more mad at when women lament about how being a virgin makes them a loser when it's a good thing, it just feels like some indirect insult towards male virgins despite them never being mentioned And yeah women don't like men being lost, anxious, or shut in. It's weird because being a loser, you can get a woman, but not that type of loser>>34548753The world will likely be a multipolar system like it was in the late 19th/early 20th century, America will just simply be a local power rather than an overwhelmingly dominant world superpower
>>34548753India or Brazil.India has #1 population overall now, and youngest pool of talent/skilled labor. Brazil is also the same (just not in sheer numbers), but the Government is... well anyways.Both benefit from being increased per-capita wealth over many Western countries.
>>34548745I am a 500lbs hambeast
>>34548746The US is a cautionary tale in real time
>>34548745Lmao
>>34548741You wanna date "Kevin Kenson" or "Austin Evans"?LOL, okay. Least sane Femanon ever.
>>34548745I would rather die than poo in the loo
>>34548744Helena
>>34548761You and Korro deserve Aids and Ebola.Penguin thinks you're a weirdo, btw.
changing to a different class time, hopefully theyll be some cute moids in that one
MCR is for literal faggots. If you still listen to that ear cancer, I imagine you’re broke and still go to the mall
>>34548745>>>/gif/30653736Giwtdtt>h
>>34548767You're so funny, playing so nicely with the tranny larper.
>>34548745lol
>MCR is for literal faggots. If you still listen to that ear cancer, I imagine you’re broke and still go to the mall
>>34548755... yes.
>>34548755In which time zone is it dinner time right now?
>>34548755Does any other country even matter?
>>34548777GMT+12
>>34548725>Did you have that on hand or did you find it in the time it took to respond to that post?I keep my files organized.>>34548744>State your favorite My Chemical Romance songFFamous Last WordsThe Kids From YesterdayGhost of You>>34548769It's nostalgic. Nostalgia for a time I was poor and went to the mall, so you may be right.
>>34548775lol loser can’t grow up and still works a retail job hahahaha
>>34548779Who makes dinner at 4:30 (16:30 in metric)?
Femanons who lurk.
>>34548776i need him
>>34548783I said I'll start cooking it soon, like 5pm. Because I'm hungry.
>>34548778Yes. More than US? Also yes
>>34548768You'll be too shy to talk to the cute moids.
>>34548784My throat hurts.
>>34548722You keep finding fault with the simple man, you'll never amount to being as much of a fighter my grandmother was before she died. All you are is just some femcel who rants about how terrible men unlike the other men who try to enjoy their company and befriend them, and ya'know hang out with them. Quit frowning on the party and try to enjoy it bookworm.
>>34548788who said anything abt talking to them? i just want to look at them and day dream about themmaybe smell his cologne or memorize his handwriting
>>34548791*and other women.
>>34548792Back to Horny Jail with you.BONK!
>>34548146>State Gender>What superstitions did you inherit from your parents?Nothing.
>>34548792What if another girl snatches him up and you have to see them canoodling all the time?
>>34548792I think you're mistaken when you say the high t doesn't make you extremely horny
>>34548796:,{ why put such sad thoughts in my head anoni dont want to think abt that
>>34548786You made it seem really urgent.
And your confidant male supporters take huge dumps on our parties too. Keep crapping on our parties, but we still try to enjoy life knowing life isn't forever but full of great little moments we don't want to miss out on. Life is better when you're happy as opposed to smart and impressionable.
We shouldn't have horny jailSend them to the horny gulags
>>34548797anon stop stalking me this is getting crweepy
>>34548660Missed out in life, no bf, caffeine addiction, female, social anxiety, broke. Yep yep I’m doing
>>34548435>knock on wood>say rabbit rabbit rabbit on the first day of the month>money can solve any problemare you jewish?
>>34548802You told everyone bruh, gave that shit out.
>>34548791I think you have me confused for someone else. Me not finding the vast majority of men attractive has nothing to do with "how terrible men are," especially since most of my friends are men.
>>34548803How does this fucking happen? Did you get tricked? You should be able to get a bf at the snap of your fingers. Like you can't sign up for Hinge and get like 100 matches same day?
>>34548805but howd you know im the same anonim not a namefag,
>>34548801Pink for all.
>>34548809Easy to pick out
Me shooting my shot with one of the many broke, single, socially-anxious, flat-chested femanons ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJiGPT0TX7Q
>>34548809And I'm not someone with a wasted big brain.
>>34548798They're sitting outside the classroom together. His hand is on her thigh. She plays with his hair and laughs as he tells an unfunny joke. He smiles a smile that touches his eyes. She blushes. He kisses her.
I know I'm ugly because nobody wants to sit next to me on the bus.
>>34548812yet its only u who does so, so it can’t be that obviousdo u keep tabs on any other anons or am i just special :3
I know it's overAnd it never really beganBut in my heart it was so real
>>34548744WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOYMY FATHER(raped me)
>>34548817Not it's not just me the other guy calls you a tranny I think you're annoying I don't really keep track of you but I can recognize a lot of others
>>34548816IKTFI'm invisible to all women.
I hate women.
>>34548821ya i suspected you werent him, he's usually very mean to me, i was gonna say u were the nice one but then u had to go and call me annoying so i dunno :1
>>34548819wtf that's terrible
>>34548798
Hope all flat women had a nice day today
>>34548827I hope that all women had a horrible day today.
>>34548815evil moid behavior, karma will get to u soon anon
>>34548824It's just the truth I don't like you very much and tend to avoid you
>>34548830I hope blonde women had a terrible monthI hope everyone else had a nice day
God I just want a shut in gf so we can cuddle while I have my wfh job
Both genders, have you ever had a big crush on someone who was already taken? What happened?
>>34548831I am the undead, and have no fear.
>>34548780>impossible to live in a world where I'm a cute boy getting kabedon'd by the muscle mommylesbians are so lucky
>fell for older man who likes femdom, dancers etc.>send him pics, always wanted to strip>he loves them, but has a girlfriend >keeps that stuff fantasyI'm saddened. I'm considering sex work to dip my toes into my own fantasy. I can't advertise what I like on a dating app. Men, is this bad?I will do STD testing first, keep it to one man and be discreet. The rigorous aspect is actually even more attractive, to me.
>>34548832do i at least get to know why u dont like me>tend to avoid youmhm whatever u say
>>34548808Bad parents. I get likes, every horny guy wants a goth gf. But I’m also a bundle of trauma with social anxiety
>>34548835I don't crush on women because they'll crush my soul at the first opportunity.
I have a job, what can I do to make a little extra money.
>>34548842sell yo stuff
I wonder if I'm actually that incompatible with women or just think so because I haven't been in much contact with them since I graduated high school over a decade ago
>>34548835MYeah back in high school when I was a dumb adolescent and didn’t know how to move on from my oneitis. I asked her out a few months after she and her bf broke up and she said no. Haven’t spoken to her since high school and I rarely think about her anymore.
>>34548838What is your fantasy exactly, being a stripper, or something more specific?
>>34548835I can get crushes on women but when I find out they're taken, it dies pretty fast. If I know it won't work long run, it stays and I simp for a while but keep them mostly friendzoned
>>34548840Social Anxiety is a fucking made up condition.
>>34548835MProbably, I've never acted on my crushes and always let them die.
>>34548835Yeah. We were in an extracurricular together. We just had flirty banter for a while, then she graduated, broke up with her bf, and moved away. I tried to start up an ldr but she wasn't interested. She's married now.
>>34548847Standard. Latex, femdom, whips, weapons, uniforms.This may sound odd, but he had a large collection of animal trophies, skeletons and figures. There's something about being mummified and placed on display that's also really attractive. I enjoy control both ways.
>>34548839Because you have that gross young naive teehee silly girl attitude and the most brain-dead takes ever Don't flatter yourself I never reply to you
I love 2D women
>>34548853So basically you're considering being a professional domme because you feel you can't fulfil your fantasies?
>>34548849Eat shit, dumb bitch
>>34548180Mnot possible, im bald
>>34548858He's right.
>>34548180Yeah, sounds cute
Two more hours until naught, or she already rejected the idea of us getting to know each other and my friend will just break the bad news to me tomorrow
>>34548862You’re right. It’s not Social Anxiety, it’s called Social Anxiety Disorder
>>34548838sex work is a line you can’t uncross. maybe it doesn’t bother you now, but even if it’s just softcore nudes, most men will consider you undateable and employers will absolutely judge you if your name turns up. speaking as a (male) switch, there are loads of submissive men out there and very few dominant women, which means it wouldn’t be hard finding a committed man to share your kinks with instead of going the sex work route, and you could absolutely be selective. consider that first, go to a kink event like a munch near you before immediately turning to sex work.
I love women who dont hate men
>>34548857Yes. In the past, I have stated what I like on dating apps. Lots of illiterate people. I'm also more preoccupied with fulfilling my fantasy than the mundane aspects about someone when dating them.They're human and not everything about them is fun all the time. I quite like being alone. Sugaring would be a good fit.
>>34548838>Men, is this bad?...
>>34548854>you have that gross young naive teehee silly girl attitudefair enough>most brain-dead takes everlike what?
>>34548866It's called "it's not fair I have to talk to men, Chad should do all the talking for me, I shouldn't to do anything"
>>34548838What is it going to take to be your first client
>>34548869Well it's ultimately up to you. If you truly don't desire a romantic relationship then yeah, but its best to be sure you won't change your mind on that.As for your kinks, how does stripping tie into femdom for you? Do you consider yourself an exhibitionist?
I miss being a kid and sitting on my cousin's lap while she calls me cute and makes me blush
>>34548875I wish I had these sort of memories, and I hate that I wish I could sit in a woman's lap and get called cute even though I'm now a grown ass man. Becoming a man truly is a brutal experience.
The worst part about not being with is that my dick tip is not pink. Fuck this retarded Blatino life (﹏)
State gender List your top three architecture styles and your top three fetishes/kinks/porn categories. I'm tryna see something.
>>34548877Huh my tip is actually pink and im not white
>>34548878MBrutalist, I don't care much for the restArmpits, Omorashi, Outercourse
>>34548876Yeah i wish I wasnt like this
>>34548878do u have any idea how few people have favorite architecture styles and also a porn addiction
>>34548880Noted>>34548882That's why I'm tryna see something.
>Brutalistah shit here we go...
>>34548885fuck u i think concrete cubes are cool
>>34548885not that anon but it's extremely based, magnificent even
>>34548874I think paying for sex is humiliating. But I like reducing humans to sex objects, especially men. With stripping, I'm more interested in the people watching than myself. I am an exhibitionist, to me it's regular.I want to see and hear their consent.
>>34548882Well gee that's interesting, tell me more about architecture.
It's a genuinely heartbreaking glimpse into the female psyche to know that a ton of them don't even know how to get themselves off. Poor little lambs>>34548878MAll the cool old european stylesBreast expansion, breastfeeding, very affectionate sex
>>34548878I like non-ucledian architecureI have an armpit fetish I dont watch porn so I cant answer the other two
>>34548823Is the OG back?
>>34548890>>34548891Nice, it's all coming together.
>>34548878MByzantineRenaissanceBaroqueDominationPainFeet
>>34548878M>Spanish Colonial>Haussmannian>Neoclassical>Anal>Clothed male, nude female>Gentle Femdom
>>34548880Shit taste
>>34548893So uh what are you trying to figure out?
>>34548897That's a secret.
>>34548878Top three architecture styles:SkyscrapersAbandoned buildingsQuiet beach townsTop three fetishes:MilfsLesbianBusty Women
>>34548898Oh come on!!
>>34548880>niche basic bitchis the only way I can describe your taste
>>34548896And whats your top 3 mr tastemaker?
>>34548901I wanted to see if more classical taste in architecture vs appreciating more modern and abstract styles correlates with more classic vs more abstract sexual preferences. Looks like I'm on to something. But now that I revealed my theory, it will skew any further answers because anons will try to prove me wrong.
>>34548902nta but you know words have meaning right, thats an oxymoron
>>34548899You're boob anon aren't you
>>34548906does >>34548895 check out?
>>34548872Don’t be a bitch boy
>>34548906Would you call an armpit fetish abstract?
>>34548912Yes, I'd say so. They both show being torn between a hang to abstraction and traditional styles. You're a bit of a fence sitter on both accounts.
>>34548917That kinda checks out, I won't lie
>>34548915Yes, very much so.
>>34548906How does "I know fuck all about architecture" fit into this theory?
>>34548921Depends on what your fetishes are. >>34548918Thanks, I feel very validated.
>>34548919Yeah i think you are onto something
>>34548923Now it would be interesting to also gather anons top three music genres.
>>34548906>classical taste in architecture vs appreciating more modern and abstract stylesAfter you feel like you've collected enough data can you give us some sort of scale for what constitutes classical vs abstract in architecture. Mostly cause I want to know more architectural styles
>>34548922>Thanks, I feel very validated.It also kinda fits that I'm sort of a switch
>>34548925Sure
>>34548926Yeah, that definitely adds up.
>>34548922I'm into bdsm and I like the Flatiron building.
I like to stare at my imperfections in the mirror for hours
>>34548930>Flatiron building.ntaIs that the fucking john wick hotel?
I think at this point, the only emotion I feel so disappointment. I’m not sad, just really really disappointed
>>34548931Each time i look at myself in the mirror i look completelly different
>>34548924Hmm well i like industrial, goth and 80s japanese pop
Now we just need to set the robots to kill and a surprise blender inside the canal.Hey moids, wanna rape something?
>>34548932Apparently not. They do look similar though.
>>34548941No, thats fucked up
Why do most women not like having their pussies eaten?
>>34548945Men's dental hygiene
>>34548941>This robot has a blender in its vagina, I'll just rape real women instead
Men, would you be offended or upset if your girlfriend asked you to be more vocal in bed? My boyfriend's voice is extremely attractive, but I don't want to make him feel self-conscious or like he has to put on a show. I know everyone is different, of course, but I want to make sure this isn't some big taboo I'm fucking up. I don't really know what I'm doing!>>34548878FVictorian (Queen Anne specifically), Mid-Century Modern, and Art Deco.Oral, rough sex, roleplay.
>>34548947You wouldn't know that. It wouldn't be published. No warning labels, pussies. And then when your cock is lopped off you'll bleed out and it'll make sure you tell no one. Hehehehe
>>34548947BV knows that no one will ever rape her fat ass so she has nothing to worry about.
>>34548949No, I'd appreciate it a lot, but I'd still be a bit hesitant
So far I'd group it like this: >classical Old EuropeanByzantineRenaissanceBaroqueSpanish ColonialHaussmannianNeoclassicalQuiet Beach Towns>abstract BrutalismModern SkyscrapersNon-Euclidean Architecture>on the fence Flatiron BuildingAbandoned Buildings (not really an architectural style since it would depend on what building is abandoned but it shows a tendency to romanticize the cast aside and rotten) As for fetishes: >classicmilfsbusty women breast expansionbreastfeedingvery affectionate sex lesbian clothed male, nude female>abstractpainfeetarmpitsomorashi>on the fenceanalgentle femdombdsmdominationoutercourseYou can see yourself how much overlap there is for you personally.
>>34548953Incredible, I'm impressed at the amount of effort you put into this and I thank you for following up on my request
Men, What pant size do you wear?
>>34548953I'll be real I don't know the first goddamn thing about architecture
>>34548954Np, thanks for playing.
>>3454895530/32x32*The leg length is subject to change depending on how I want said pants to fit
>>34548955Fat
>>34548953This is honestly kind of cool anonI definitely find myself liking the classical/on the fence categories in both
>>34548961how fat
>>34548957You ended up making an enjoyable game worth playing, congratulations. Brutalist enjoyer, in case anyone else was keeping score
>>34548964Post one of your favorite brutalist buildings pls.
>>34548955Ones with a third leg
>>3454895538x30I have a 30" waist, but really fucking huge thighs so I basically always wear a belt.
>>34548963Are you the (alleged) girl who likes fat guys because if so we've been over this.
>>34548962Thanks, it would have to be much more refined to be more accurate since nuances matter a lot here and what someone means when saying bdsm might be very different in essence than what another person means, plus it likely depends on the person's current mood but it's still interesting to observe.
>>3454895530 but I wear 32 just in case i get a boner
>>34548970uhh just answer okay? (ᵕ —ᗜ—)
I only ate chicken nuggies today :3
>>34548974No.
>>34548975And you wonder why everyone calls you a faggot
If I get heartburn again tomorrow I might shoot myself.
>>34548968>manon w big thighs h..hot>>34548976okay no thats not me, now answer
>>34548966Gun to my head I'd probably choose picrel. I really like the simplicity of it and the overhang is something that's visually appealing to me as a rock climber.My ideal home is just a massive concrete cube with a handful of windows and this gets pretty close to that ideal.A close second though is Habitat 67, which I encourage other anons to look up as its a lot more visually interesting than what I shared.
>>34548978Rude :(
>>34548981Based. >Habitat 67It's amazing but also funny because 67.
I starved myself today, feel proud of myself and also very very weak
>>34548880>>34548891Autism level?
>>34548985I got a score of 172 (wauw a high score)Uh im the second anon btw
>>34548981>Habitat 67My first thought is that it reminds me of magic the gathering for some reason.
>>34548985>880Undiagnosed but very likely, hopefully high functioning
>>34548980>answerNo.
>>34548987It definitely sounds and looks like it could be an mtg artifact land>>34548983ty>67another unfortunate casualty of tiktok memes u_u
>>34548989why though? we are anonymous :P
>>34548988>hopefully
I dont get the 67 meme, where is the funny?
>>34548994Some guy said it in a funny way and then it just snowballed out of control
>>34548995It wasnt that funny
>>34548994Random = funny
>>34548994It's funny because the gesture that goes with it means "testicles" in sign language and because in gematria it stands for binah, one of the sephirot standing for understanding. I'd say it's symbolic for pic rel.
>>34548999To sum it up, it's a jewish mass ritual to signal that they have us by the balls and there's nothing we can do about it.
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend sent you pictures of dead animals he found on Google maps. For example birds, racoons, deer.
State genderWhat's the last non-sexual thing someone of the opposite gender did that made you smile?
>>34548867Good advice. Thank you. A couple months ago there were no BDSM events. More appeared in summer.
>>34549007This one guy offered to help me put gas in my car cause I suck at it.
>>34549004Why do you feel the need to send them?
>>34548888>With stripping, I'm more interested in the people watching than myself. I am an exhibitionist, to me it's regular.Ironically I'm more into how the exhibitionist feels showing off than who the audience is.Dominant but exhibitionistic is a hot combination honestly.
>>34548952Cool, I'll run with that. Thank you, anon!>>34548953Out of curiosity - does the classic/abstract categorization shift for male/female respondents? I feel like something common for women to be into could be seen as strange for men (or vice versa, of course), but I'm not sure if I'm just interpreting the category names incorrectly.
>>34549009How
>>34549014I kept trying to press on a button where the stickers were, not realizing it was one of those old gas stations where simply picking the nozzle selects it for you, he was nice enough to show me.
>>34549007My lil bro just got his degree and I am really proud of him :D
>>34548971regardless of scientific validity, your posts have been fun and we could use more like them here, that's for sure.
>>34549007FOld lady called me pretty and wished she dressed like me when she was young
>>34549010I don't see them very often so it's cool when I do. And I want to share my finds.
>>34549019How do you dress?
>>34549019>F>Old lady
>>34549004Confused and intrigued....like whats the reason behind that?...
>>34549007The time my friend helped me brush my hair... it felt nice and relaxing...
I wonder how my ancestors feel looking down from heaven and realizing my bloodline ends with me
>>34549027
>>34549034Now that's a sexy woman. Way hotter than mole faced Alysa or mong faced Sydney.
>>34549034iwish i had hips like that
>>34549034She's very fuckable
women, this woman walks up and slaps your bf's ass- wwyd?
>>34549042She should have slapped my ass instead >:(
Gender, are you in this picture?
>>34549034I thought this was that one botez sister
>>34549042>please say threesome please say threesome please say threesome
>>34549034I hate women.
>>34549055Like, in a "can't have them" or "can't be them" kind of way?
>>34549056Why would I want to be a hole?
>>34549058Because they're pretty and nice
>>34549046F, ew no
anons n femnons?foids n moids?memes n womemes?or holes n scrotes?
>>34549063>anons n femnons?For general use>foids n moids?When I want to be silly>memes n womemes?Never used that one>holes n scrotes?Only as an insult
>>34549063What's the male equivalent of femshit
>>34548994Maybe it came from that, I dunnoI'm more of a 69 nice guy myself>t. 29 year old zillennial
>>34549068malearrhea
>>34549061>prettyMost if them aren't >niceLOL LMAO even
The old I hate women poster was more fun. you're a poser
>>34549068moidypoo
>>34549004Weird game but ok>>34549007My ex does this thing where he can't pick a movie and spends like 40 minutes looking at different streaming services and looking at reviews and I find it endearing
>>34549063>>34549068It's harder to do with the default gender, just like it's harder to do with the default racehttps://youtube.com/watch/C8zKXlJH9dM
I am listening to comforting music and thinking of her.
Women, do you look forward to being a housewife?
>>34549077Too bad!>>34549086Women only look forward to being whores.
>>34549086Imagine the thundering booms she makes when she walks upstairs
>>34549087Ywnbawh
>>34549086i kno this don't shock women anymore but if she was the wife, I'd be hitting it 10x a day
I am of default race, default gender, default age, and default sexual orientation. Who am I?
>>34549095i gotta sex a man in a riddler cosplay
>foids look like this and complain ITT that they cant find a man
>>34549095>boring as hellwow you sound like me!
>>34549098What kind of non-default are you, homo?
>>34549098NtaWait a second, is fat moid lover also the same femanon that likes Paul Dano? Cause this would make a lot of sense
>>34549099Like isis fighters?
>>34549102i really gotta change up my typing style damn
All of you cheering on the downfall of the united states realize you're next, right? the people doing and will accomplish this won't disappear, they'll move on to the next place, gain power there and repeat the cycle
>>34549104Yeah, use proper English.
I love big pussy lips
>>34549106i'll use proper english when i get a proper bf
when girls masturbate with dildos I imagine they prefer to lay on their back and move it in, out and call around over riding it, I mean riding seems more like for porn when I think about it.
>>34549079Nah, too affectionate.
>>34549099Meant for>>34549034
>>34549095white, male, 25-35, heterosexual
>>34549046MNo, I dont get likes
>>34549108PickmePickmePickme
>>34549104lmaoTo be fair this has literally nothing to do with your style of typing and everything to do with the substance of it
hear plapping sounds hear mattress springs bouncingfeel like a pervert for being aroused I don't like Motels, I don't think I'll do this again, I'll just sleep in my car, well if I had a car
I love hating women.
>>34549118but that doesn’t even make sensethe riddler isnt a fat guy, nor am i the only anon here whos guilty of coomer degen posting sometimes, so idk how that anon knew,
>>34549120Me? I hate loving women.
>>34549121Staying here long enough gives you a kind of 6th sense
>>34549121maybe you should get your test levels checked again
>>34549091You need to be a billionaire to get a wife like that.
I missed a shift the day before yesterday due to feeling ill, my coworkers are psuedo gaslighting me that now that we have overtime, coming in an hour early all through this week and next week that I should stay an extra hour to make more money to cover the lost day, basically try to make each day a 12 hour day which would effectively be 6 to 6.i don't really wanna do it as I value my rest more than money and I'm still not feeling 100 percent, I've gone from weakness and coughs to weakness, coughs and now the runs.
>>34549123i honeslty think its just the lack of capitalization and periods in the sentences that does it, not to say im the only anon that types like this, but when i phone post im rarely caught,>>34549124high t is good for the soul
>>34549111It's definitely less comfortable, but sometimes you just want to squat on dick. You specifically need a dildo that can be mounted, though.
>>34548121Why are women offended when you ask their bodycount?
do you think the millionaires realize yet that eventually with the destruction of the middle class that they're next on the chopping block? someone has to be the bottom to the absolute derges and since that's us now, they'll now be the ones to have all of their money stolen and sucked away for billionaires nonsensical fantasies and whims
>>34549130>good for the soul the opposite actually because it turns you into an end stage gooner, which makes you a demon
>>34549133that's what we call a pawn sacrifice
>>34549134im a very nice lady irl, dont worry
>was seeing a girl for a while>had sex a couple times and I decided the chemistry just wasn't thereWe stayed friends, I just started hanging out with her in situations where I wouldn't end up at her place and things cooled off without a direct conversation.She said she's been with other guys and the same thing has happened with them. Do other women have similar experiences? She's not unattractive and there's nothing wrong with her.
>>34549137I have an exceptionally hard time believing that
>>34549139when we meet irl you can see for urself anon
>>34549141over my dead body would I go anywhere near a tranny irl
>>34549143but.. im female
this guy is hilarious.https://youtube.com/shorts/D3t9yuopN9Mmoids and foids, what do you think a grown ass man should never do?
>>34549137>nice>lady
>>34549138How is Eazy E related to that? You got AIDS from her?
>>34549144what a transsexual thing to say
>>34549145Never be nice to women. They don't deserve it.
Why would women buy a dildo when they can get a boyfriend. Those are free.
>>34549150There aren't enough chads to go around
>>34549149try being funnier next time you post something, it suits you better.
>>34549147ok
>>34549145That wasn't funny at all.>ayo yayoopooo bitch ahh niggaGrow up.
>>34549150Boyfriends aren't available 24/7 in a variety of materials/sizes/textures/shapes/rigidities/.
>>34549156shut up, bitch ass nigga.
>>34549150Having a boyfriend is cringe
>>34549158You're not funny, cuckworm. Why are you pretending to be black now? Your new fetish?
>>34549160why are you pressed like this? feeling called out?
>>34549130High t makes women insane in the brain
>>34549145I take selfies but only for myself to look at and remind myself how ugly I am
>>34549164being obsessed with your looks is such a girlypop thing to do of you.
>>34549157The only shape you need is moid shaped>>34549159Fair
>>34549165I also hit snooze cuz I'm unemployed as fuck. And when that alarm goes off too I go back to sleep for 2 hours.
>>34549167might as well hand in your balls at this point.
>>34549170To who? You? Seems a lil gay ngl
>>34549166Wrong. Sometimes I want something weird.
State gender and things that are seen as trashy when poor people do it but tolerated or even respected when rich people do it. >giving your kids weird ass names >being home all day on a weekday >drinking alcohol>smoking >having an affair >wearing eccentric clothes >taking public transport>riding a bike>walking>farming>being a picky eater
>>34549171yes, send them via mail pronto.
Moids, how much time does it take for your penis to go from soft to al dente and from al dente to hard?
>>34549175F>Constantly eating out rather than making your own food>Expensive shoes>Cocaine >partying on a boatAnd I don't think they get a full pass for DUIs but it's probably more chill.
>>34549175f>being single>having a lot of kids>having an old car>having been married and divorced multiple times>having a lawyer>being demanding/arrogant >living in a hotel room
>>34549177Depends how turned on I amLess than a minute usually
>>34549042Patty is like 5 feet tall. I would put her in timeout. Or make her eat my pussy or something.>>34549111I actually prefer riding, but not the bouncing on it kind you see in porn. Even when just using my hand, I usually lay on my stomach and grind against my hand.
>>34549175M>mental illnesses >bring a sperg or autist
>>34549175M>not being white>being very skinny>owning things with a designer logo
>>34549184Good morning, that was a very short and restless night it seems.
>>34549175M, >being sick>collecting something >DIY >resting
>>34549187It usually is, unfortunately.
>>34549150It comes with a bf, that’s the problem
>>34549175F>having long ass nails>being divorced>wearing sequined stuff>doing drugs>watching anime>wearing backless dresses
Women can't be loyal because Chad killed all the loyal women.
If my brother had no short term memories and a bad eye due to a car crash. That the doctor said that him going to the convenience store alone to buy chips would be good for his sens of autonomy, but that some teenagers beat him û and stole his money because they knew he wouldn’t remember… how legitimate was I for breaking a bottle behind the head of one of them and then trowing him in the container, if he’s still alive? I know he’s a minor, but he was robbing a disabled man.
>>34549202this is sad i hope its a fake story
>>34549114
>>34549150>having a bftoo much of a hastle
How do I get a white bf as a stay at home shut in south Asian 24f?
>>34549214I mean, not like that was hard to guess
>>34549218>shut inNot gonna make it
>>34549218Go for amerimutt chuds. Preferably ones with money. I wouldn't date you become i'm racist but many losers are quite desperate so they would.
>>34549175MI will afgue with your premise. You get street cred for being poor. Being rich is lame.
>>34549224Either you're a very delusional trust fund baby or hella coping broke boy.
>>34549224NTA but street cred and street loyalty is a scam, your street buddies will sell you to the cops without hesitation
>>34549150Sure they're free but they can also leave you.I also don't own a dildo though I ultimately find them frustrating. The diet version doesn't satisfy the craving it just makes me angry.
>>34549228I mean online>>34549227Try bragging about having money to people. See what happens.
Let's just say he was very fond of mossadges.
>>34549231>bragging So you're an obnoxious rich kid? Got it. Money speaks for itself, there's no need to brag.
>>34549219That's kinda the point, that's what we all assume about everyone here, unless people specify their quirks
>>34549234say something that's quirky about you
>>34549235I am a quirkless one
>>34549235default agedefault racedefault genderslightly bisexual sexuality
>>34549243the worst option
>>34549240If you could change one thing from non-quirky to quirky, would you, and if yes. which one and to what?
Being a man would be pretty nice right about now
>>34549246Young age, temporarily of course
I love dead atoga hours. It's very peaceful, like watching your insufferable dog sleep and thinking he's not so bad after all, just to immediately change your mind the moment he wakes up again and you remember why you think he's insufferable in the first place
>>34549248What's wrong with the childbearing gender?
>>34549248pooner
>>34549197The only ones obsessed with chads are bitch-boys
Moids, how would you react if your wife cooked a meal for you that you didn't like? She didn't know beforehand and you don't have an allergy or intolerance, you just don't like it.
>>34549255Not a pooner, just tired w/ a full bladder, wishing I could simply whip it out, relieve myself in a bottle, then easily go back to sleep.
>>34549263What you need is a night piss moid. A little manlet you hire to sit in the corner of your bed and waits for you to have to pee so he can put his mouth on your pussy and drink it straight from the tap.
>>34549111>lay on their backHow romantic and fancy, I just put one leg on my desk
How can I ever take moids seriously when I know the degen fantasies you have in your brains
>necro'ing thread?>I don't care that the problem wasn't solved>that's a ban for you>and that's a closed thread for you
>>34549111never skip leg day
>>34549272Moids are never meant to be taken serious.
>>34549262My imaginary wife would be able to take me simply saying I didn't like it without interpreting it as an attack on her cooking skills or worth as a person or a partner.
>>34549272Like what?
>>34549263Can women not stick a bottle opening against their urethra and let go?
>>34549278Ok, so you would directly tell her you don't like it. I didn't really ask for you to explain yourself but I appreciate the insight.
Balkan, Greek and Turkish music really loves their vibrato, don't they?
>>34549248>>34549263Must be nice being a female creature if your only problem is needing to piss. Men can't even imagine that ultra easy-mode life.
>>34549283What I *would* do depends on how well I know my wife and how I think she would react, but since I'm single this is a hypothetical scenario for me.
>>34549285-_-
>>34549285Male creatures clearly aren't miserable enough, since they have time to be miserable even about things other people find inconvenient
>>34549287>this is a hypothetical scenario for me.
I want her so bad :(
>>34549272Aren't you the ones who usually puts penises in their mouthes? How to take you seriously after that?
>>34549298What's so ridiculous about penises?
>>34549300Have you seen them? Penises are inherently ridiculous.
>>34549303Silly moid, there's no reason to be embarrassed
Reminder that foids here:>let Chad rob them>suck dicks of guys with dirty asses>date their own uncles and cousins>are single mothers>are anorexic or fat
how do I get her, femanon?
>>34549306Be an active listener
>>34549305You're projecting your disgust and fear of other men on women. Stop it.
>>34549296>>34549306Who brothers
>>34549305you forgot>lose their virginity to a married guy from here, who recorded the audio and posted it here.
>>34549312she is cute and weird and keeps talking to herself
>>34549306>>34549309 is good. People often talk about people being attracted to others because they find them attractive (handsome, charming, exciting etc) but in practice people also very much feel drawn to people because of how they make them feel about themselves. There is no more effective way to make someone feel interesting and seen than listening really attentively. That said, the idea that you can get anyone you want if you play it well is just false. You can't and becoming so determined that you feel not getting her says a lot about your worth as a person, that'll make it next to impossible to be relaxed and confident around her. So try to really let it sink in that she might just not like you "in that way" for a myriad of random reasons (not over her ex, she has a very specific type you don't fit or you remind her of her baby brother, maybe she's not into guys in the first place) that say absolutely nothing about you. You can see that as depressing but also as freeing and a relief - you are not single-handedly responsible for how charmed she is or isn't. You are allowed to just shoot your shot and see what happens.
>>34549305Reminder that you're a pathetic, obsessed loser who makes fun of rape victims.
What might be going through this persons head? We didn’t speak for about 3 days. i reach out, they respond, and during that text conversation i ask a question, but they don’t respond for a week. I send a long apology for the 3 day break, give them an easy out if they just didn’t know how to break it off. They respond and take the easy out, but don’t explain why they didn’t respond for a week either. I can assume they met someone new? Or suddenly lost interest?
>>34549326I need more context. Who is this person and how long have you known each other
>>34549318This is very good anon, how did you come to know so much about the world?
>>34549330We’d been going on dates for about a month at that point, last one being before the 3 day silence
>>34549326Three most likely explanations to me: >they met someone else>some life event happened (bad school results or whatever) that suddenly just took a lot of priority away from dating>they were actively looking for a (still) casual connection and the combination of your sincere apology and then suggesting they might not like you anymore made them realize you were a lot deeper in emotionally so they bowed outPersonally I know I am on the extreme end with it but I just really do not like chatting/texting and I would feel super suffocated by the expectation to respond to everything fast. Somebody elaborately apologizing for answering after three days (assuming no immediate "so do you want to meet up" kind of question was asked, just chatting) would mostly make me feel like, shit, if it's so bad not to reply for a few days then that says a lot about what they expect from me and I'll just never keep up with that nor do I want to.
>>34549332Thanks anon! People have just always interested me most, the difference between what people would like to be or act like or achieve and our actual actions is endlessly interesting (and often just very funny) to me. I wound up studying in the social field for that reason, but it started a lot earlier, as long as I can remember, any interaction I witnessed that I did not understand, I would puzzle on it privately until I had at least a plausible theory. I also love reading and most literature is about stuff like this, why it is so hard to achieve for people what they want or why the things they want are rarely the things that make them happy... So really just lots and lots of observations and reflections. It definitely helps if you don't hyperfocus on your own life (where you will be too biased to plainly see the bigger picture as it's forming) but make sure to reflect a lot on what you see from people you are more emotionally removed from so you get clearer impression with less ego noise or distortion from personal hopes and fears. This is also why most people can wonder endlessly whether or not their crush likes them back, but find it easy in comparison to spot chemistry (or the lack of it) between random strangers.
>>34549042>>34549184Lmao, patty is only 5'3?I could sit on her.
>>34549335I didn’t expect a fast response, but it was in the middle of the conversation when they didn’t respond to my question for a week (and never did, wasn’t addressed at all) I wonder if they never saw that message or something? But that makes sense, thanks. I had a feeling they were more invested than I but people can be deceiving, and I don’t want an enemy so might as well have a proper send off.
>>34549343>I wonder if they never saw that message or something?Seems more likely to me that something came up in the moment that distracted them and once they were no longer "in" the conversation, it was less quick and easy to pick it back up? It is possible that they were more invested than you. If that is the case then the issue probably was the feelings it caused for them to have the silence for a few days. But if that's the case then that's not really something you could have avoided entirely, anyway. In order to be able to date you just need to be stable enough in yourself to process some level of uncertainty, insecurity and disappointment. If the first sign if that causes you to retreat, well, it's too much too soon apparently.
>>34549341Are you that femanon who teaches autistic children?
>>34549342>I could sit on her.No gore allowed here.
>>34549356No, I'm not! I think I know the one you mean though and I think we do have a similar background in terms of education. Unfortunately I just work an office job with lots of administration but it is definitely my dream to do direct guidance/support and work directly with people all the time.
>>34549262If I couldn't immediately identify what spice or ingredient made me not like it I would ask questions until I could, then just say I really don't like that particular thing
What if Deus doesn’t vult?
>>34549314I think he also forgot to mention the beatings.
>>34549341>People have just always interested me most, the difference between what people would like to be or act like or achieve and our actual actions is endlessly interestingWomeme moment
>>34549360thanks claude
>>34549358>>>/gif/30666724Me sitting on leanbeefpatty
>>34549378gonna put this in my video editor and crop out 65% of the frame from the left.
>>34549351No, I was the one that was silent for 3 days, they were silent for a week after I tried to break it
>>34549373I know it's a woman thing to be most fascinated by this. However everything people want to accomplish in life is tied to human psychology and emotions. If you want to get people excited about a business you want to start, if you want to be a politician, if you want to be good at seducing people, you need to understand people. You can feel disdain for that compared to abstract topics like math or philosophy, but if you refuse to engage you can spend your whole life being baffled by why people act the way they do or why they don't like you better. It is in everyone's interests to see human nature as a worthy topic of interest for themselves.
>>34549373Is being a soldier more of a people-oriented or a things-oriented profession?
>>34549381Yeah that's what I meant, that the 3 days threw them off so much they did not really engage anymore after that.
>>34549305Another incel spiraling
>>34549386I mean, one of their main jobs is to turn people into things.
>>34549272The only fantasy I have is rolling into bed at the end of the day>>34549262I like pretty much everything so challenge accepted>>34549248Be careful what you wish forI'm a man and my life is ass>>3454895532 waist iirc
>>3454895532x34
>>34549389Ah, so was the week a way to give me a taste of my own medicine?
>>34549386I would say people oriented. A lot of your measured success is about how well you can cooperate and respect the hierarchy. You have to be good at managing your own stress, exhaustion, fears etc. You want to understand the motives and ways of moving of enemy soldiers or at least have a hunch. Even if you are inspecting things, if people enter the picture they take precedence and need your immediate attention.That said I'm not sure a soldier counts as a profession in this way, as most soldiers never signed up for it but were just enlisted.
>>34549396Possibly but if they were that petty, I would have also expected them to have some snark in ending the contact. I think if this theory is true the week of silence was probably just them overthinking everything, or being unable to face up to the fact that they had mentally checked out already for not being able to deal with the uncertainties it triggered. Again though if that is the case, they were not ready to date, period.
>tfw friend annoyed that I bailed on plans for the long weekend (I can't afford to go and don't want to borrow money)Why are normies like thisShould I just stop talking to her entirely desu, we have nothing in common anyway
>>34549403Why did you agree to the plans initially if you can't afford them?
>>34549403>Why are normies like thisYou're one yourself
>>34549406Nothing normal about me anon>>34549405Idk I just went along with it
>>34549401Fair enough, but you could argue that it's a male-dominated field where people often treat people like things and not only by making corpses out of enemies
>>34549408>Idk I just went along with itThis is definitely on you then anon, sorry. Nobody else knows your finances or how much you can save up. People are going to assume that if you agree, you can make it work. And bailing on someone is just really rude, especially assuming she does not feel like going on the long weekend alone and now might have lost her own money (did you reserve accomodation? rides/entrance fees to anything?) because you were a bad planner. Not trying to be hostile but factually you just fucked up. It would be understandable if you had unexpected bad financial news or you had to decline right away for an outing too expensive for you. But bailing after agreeing, citing your financial situation that was the same when you agreed, is not cool. It is not "normie" to feel that's disrespectful, nobody would like it.
>>34549409>treat people like thingsIn the proverbial sense, yes. In the literal sense, no, because things cannot harm you and you do not try to anticipate a thing's reactions to you. It is just a figure of speech.
>qt was a bad plannerSo shocking.
>>34549414>things cannot harm youAnon...>you do not try to anticipate a thing's reactions to youArguably this is what the science of physics is all about.
>>34549414>because things cannot harm youUh, but they can
why is it Wednesday
>>34549418Things cannot harm you on their own volition, there is no equivalent to sneaking around because you hope a machine does not hear and kill you. You do not try to put yourself in the machine's shoes and wonder where YOU would hide out. You do not wonder whether acting soft-spoken and polite will give you better survival rates with the machine than being hostile and threatening. Sorry if the language was not precise enough.
>>34549402That sounds like it makes the most sense. Thanks anon
>>34549422>Things cannot harm you on their own volition, there is no equivalent to sneaking around because you hope a machine does not hear and kill you.
>According to our studies, all else being equal, men would typically prefer dating a woman with J-cup breasts over one with A-cups
>>34549424>She knows I'm broke lolSo? You agreed. Can you imagine how condescending it would have been for her to go "are you sure you can afford this?" You are supposed to take others' financial decisions for a given. She asked and you said yes, end of story. >is willing to payOkay so you both bailed last minute and you are preventing her from making sure she still gets the experience she sought out to have with you? I can definitely get her annoyance.>She can go with someone else lolI don't know your age but most people cannot just summon someone in for the whole weekend with short notice, let alone one of the few people they would actually love to spend quality time with. >(I also declined some other people tomorrow but that was chill, they weren't pissed)Probably because they had not invested their money and time on your presence in the same manner.>I'm not trying to be liked lolFine, just ditch her then.
>>34549427Sauce
>>34549426Anon if you overthink to this level, psychology is also just chemistry really because you are constantly measuring the reactions you get and performing tests as a therapist. But we don't consider it that.
>>34549427J cup is possible?
>>34549424>Thanks for reminding me why I stopped posting here and getting "advice" from you moronsIt's not like you followed any advice given to you. You can fuck off again, creep. Nobody will miss you.
Why do I have dreams about people I don’t even like?
>>34549436Rude but trueI just needed to argue on the internet with someone, I miss it sometimes>>34549428>I can definitely get her annoyanceReal>one of the few people they would actually love to spend quality time withThere's no quality time to be spend with me lol, I'm miserable to hang out with>just ditch her thenI'm hoping she ditches meAnyway she mentioned going with another friend so it should be fine, idk why they're pissed
>>34549441Obviously just personal theory but I am convinced that dreams only exist to help us process the emotions and impressions we had during the day and in that sense, it is just a symbolic world where everything and everyone we see is a metaphor for some emotion. So a classmate you never talk to can be representative for "the outside world/the unknown people", or a stern professor you never think about a metaphor for authority or older generations. People you don't know well are better suited for being metaphors because we don't know their insides and they in that sense already are "just a symbol" to us. At least, I recognize the experience of dreaming relatively often about people you have not consciously thought about in forever and were never close to.
>>34549424Did you get a job yet?
>>34549434Yes, and it's disgusting.
Wimen do you like when your guy matter of factly points out when you are wet?
>>34549442>Anyway she mentioned going with another friend so it should be fine, idk why they're pissedShe's pissed because she feels rejected. She asked you, she chose you. You were cavalier about it and blew her off last minute. She showed she would still go above and beyond in order to spend time with her. You (seemingly) gave no fuck and blew her off again.She feels like apparently you don't like her much or want to spend time with her. And you came here asking if you should just drop her and only saying about her that you have nothing in common. So I get where she's coming from.I am only going to say this once, I know it will probably not register, but I don't feel like arguing this point so if you are interested, just try to keep it in mind. It is obvious to me that you have a very low opinion of yourself and somehow feel you are undeserving of friendship or at least elaborate plans to spend time together. That is very real, and it is lonely and hurtful. But what you fail to see is that you are so deep in this perspective that you no longer even really notice that YOU are rejecting people and not the other way around. Your feeling says, who should she want to spend time with me, but your actions say, why would I want to spend time with her? You are pushing people away, probably to get a relief from the guilt and insecurity this really nice treatment triggers in you. It is common as fuck, it happens all the time. But if you don't realize it and are unable to adjust your course, there will come a time in your life where looking back you can see plain as day that people offered themselves to you, their friendship, their appreciation, and you laughed in their faces and told them to fuck off. And you will really regret it. It only gets harder to make friends later in life.
>>34549446Yes, I'm at work rn woofing down some lunch, I'm a teaching assistantMy last paycheck went towards paying off all my credit card debt though
>>34549448Sure yeah.
>>34549454>I'm just saving them time lolNo anon, you are trying to spare yourself the heartbreak of feeling chosen and valued and then having them realize they made a horrible mistake. Which seems really likely or even inevitable if you feel deeply unloveable inside. But that is just your feeling, a feeling literally everyone has at least sometimes, and not indicative at all of how others feel about you. Anyway, hope you feel better, just try to be aware that if you want to stop trying in life, there is only one thing left to do (end it), and if you don't want to end it, no matter how scary or hurtful, there is no way around trying and being vulnerable, it is a way of saying yes to life, the pain but also the joy and the connection.While you are still worrying wtf about you would be worthwhile, others have already found an answer they like and even enjoy, enough to want you around more.
>>34549448No, very cringe. Does he think I don't have any bodily awareness?
>>34549446I'm also totally sober from alcohol and drugs and been taking my bipolar meds. Life is ok on paper and I give my 100% at work and other responsibilities, but I'm so fucking bored of everything desu. Hopefully a bus will hit us and put us out of our misery. If this is all that there is to life then holy shit
>>34549448Yes, it makes me preen
>>34549456I get it's a feeling but it's rooted in reality I like your perspective though and it would be nice if everyone could get along and be valuable <3>the pain but also the joy and the connectionEh there's no joy and connection for all of us lol, ending it's not an option so I just try to make myself useful
>>34549456Tbh I think my main issue right now is that I miss the chaos and disarray. The BPDemon in me is calling out to stir things up a little bit because life is too "peaceful" right now. We'll see how it plays out
>>34549448Really weird
It’s very sad that a person can be almost right, but one thing can make it not right at all
crazy that my head hairs can’t hold on to the follicles but my pussy hairs won’t go anywhere. retarded
>>34549457A lot of girls don't know it. I've been with girls who were surprised they got wet, they didn't know.
>>34549470Objective right and wrong is a fallacy, it's all down to your current coordinates in the universe and what wavelength your soul is operating on
>>34549473That only happens when the body prepares for penetration without the person not actually being aroused. Good job on failing to make them horny.
>>34549472Imagine taking off your panties and they're just full of pubic hairs.
>do something just because im bored>actually get attached Gay
>>34549448I don't dislike it
>>34549482i’d rather that than be bald
>>34549483>actually get attachedJust tell your brain to fuck off and sever any emotional attachments, that's what I do
Do you cry?
>>34549472>what is poor peripheral perfusion
>>34549489it’s telogen effluvium actually
>>34549488I go through bouts of crying a lot but usually I'm just dead inside and/or angry
>>34549491it's both actually
>>34549488Yes, I intend to enjoy the full range of human emotion during my brief time on this planet
>>34549488Only during rough sex, and it's not a negative thing.
>>34549493you’re not my doctor
>>34549488Rarely. I don't think that's good.
>>34549488Of course
It’s always what did I do wrong? What am I doing wrong? And I’m tired of it
>>34549496thank god for that
Everytime I buy something I get scammed even though I try to do so much research so I don’t get scammed
The Giants are going to fuck up Bryce Eldridge just like how they fucked up their last 5 big prospects. Why call him up to the show if he isn't going to play every day? We're not making the playoffs, what the fuck are we even doing here?
QT, are you voting reform or restore?
>>34549503I have a suspicion that your idea of getting scammed is not getting top notch products for shit tier prices.
>>34549502as if you wouldn’t pay to root around in my cooch
>>34549508>go anywhere near the dysgenic balding freak vagina pass
>>34549506Labour lol, all my lifeI'm a second gen immigrant who's spent most of my adult life working in the public sector on minimum wageDespite being a basketcase this cuntry has always given me opportunities. I would be fucked under reform/restore government
>>34549509im not dysgenic
>>34549513your test levels say something very different
>>34549501If it makes you feel any better, things can go wrong even if you don't do anything wrong :D
>>34549515True
>>34549503Get your revenge and scam them back>>34549501Tell yourself that you are right and everyone with an opposing view is wrong, that's what I do
Lying has ruined my psyche.
>>34548427>never says anything good about someoneOk, but why and what exactly? Especially if you know the person in question and can't detect any of the stereotypical clichees.>>34548430In what regard? I travelled most of Asia and Africa while engaging in dodgy business, I wouldn't see myself as naive. >>34548433Well, I do have about 10kg to go for a perfectly flat stomach.>>34549305Tales from the trailer park
>>34549518yeah, not adhering to lashon hara does that to a mf
Can I make money donating blood?
what are some easy affordable small meals to make when a guy is trying to lose weight and not the best at cooking? i occasionally switch lunch to just porridge, which is better than nothing, but maybe not ideal. and i'm still not losing weight, probably meds have an effect on it.
>>34549521Yes and selling your plasma. Just start a male onlyfans if you have a good voice, good hands, and feet
>>34549523Why does plasma pay more? Does it hurt?
>>34549522clear broth soups are great for weight loss because they have lots of volume for the calories, add some filling protein to it and you have a nice meal maybe try chicken stock with shredded cabbage, potatoes and egg drop
>>34549441your brain uses familiar faces to process unresolved emotions, stress, or boundaries. Also you dislike the person because you, yourself repress the same type traits the person you dislike has or thats what carl jung once said.
>>34549521Yes but only if you're a normie not on mental health meds
>>34549342You'd kill her.
>>34549527I am
>>34549251Please give that dog a better home.
>>34549529OK then go make some money then
Women who have gender dysphoria and are obsessed with performing femininity (can't go out without having one's nails done, etc.) creep me out. How do I meet women my age who aren't like this?
>>34549531Nta a joke
>>34549531I doubt anyone would want to adopt atoga.
>>34549534https://www.wikihow.com/Shut-Down-Your-PC-with-a-Shortcut-Key
>>34549534But why? We still hang out at the same locations, the only difference is that the nail salon makeup girls are pretty and I'm a fat hairy skin picker
>>34549488>Do you cry?Yes, I used to never cry. Now I cry at the most mundane shit. >>34549503>Everytime I buy something I get scammed even though I try to do so much research so I don’t get scammedWhat are you buying that you're so susceptible to getting scammed?>>34549521>Can I make money donating blood?Yes, there are even occasional sweepstakes. I won a $500 pre-paid visa from donating once. I also met someone at a drive that won a car.
>>34549537>>34549536I'm talking about the dog. That anon knows. Ngl atogan anons lie, troll so some of them are being truth and the rest lie.
>>34549251This is why I'm not a dog owner. Normies are obsessed with their flea-infested furbags, and have their mutt microbes festering in their brains./ATOGA/, like an infectious dog with rabies, should be put down with a lethal injection, for the greater good of society
Does she have a right to bitch about her husband?
>>34549533I can’t find any place the explicitly says they will pay me money for it though
>>34549541I don't have a dog you idiot, that was a metaphor.
>>34549538Not you specifically, nona.
>>34549541Are you free later so we can go grab some food? Just hang out.
>>34549542Finally something I can agree on with you.
>>34549548I meant that you need to stop being terminally online anon.
My dog is a 22 year old woman. Older than some anons here.
>>34549543Depends on what she's going to complain about. If he's streaming live child pornography then no amount of cooking dinner and doing laundry will make up for that.
>>34549543Depends on whether her husband is doing something worth bitching about. Do you see relationships as transactions? If you fulfil x and y criteria you're allowed to do z?
>>34549543Imagine a bitch yapping into your ears and whining about politics all day, I wouldn't want that kinda guy no matter how much he gloats about taking out the trash.
>>34549553? I'm not talking about anything online in that post. Maybe you should touch grass for a bit.
>>34549540How do I ensure I’m going to a place that will pay me? I’m not getting injected for free
>>34549550Even a broken clock is right twice a day>>34549555>streaming live child pornographyAs opposed to dead child pornography?
>>34549543I wouldn't know because you have deliberately excised any context.
>>34549560As opposed to pre-recorded cp vids or pics. Not that that would be much better but there's something even more sinister about people that pay to watch that shit live on stream.
>>34549546liar.
>>34549543I don't care about your life story, bitch. Just give me the recipe.>>34549559If you download the blood donor app, it will show you monthly promotions like a $25 gift card. It's technically illegal for them to give you money for blood, which is why you don't even have to donate to get the gift card, you just have to show up. But they can pay you for your time donating plasma, and you could earn like $600/month.
>>34549543No. She's a still a spoiled cunt that didn't grow up.
>>34549563Decapitate them all>>34549543Where is she bitching hereBut yes, I think that anyone has the right to bitch and complain about other people desu. I'm a bitch every dayWhat kind of a name is Charlie Mae though? Does she think her child is a book protagonist?>>34549570>Just give me the recipeWhat are you cooking
>>34549521Lol no, accepting money for blood or organs is illegal in the first world
How can I achieve my dream of permanently moving to South Korea before I turn 25?
>>34549572>What are you cookingNothing. It's just a joke about how food bloggers put their entire life story in an article before getting to the recipe.
>>34548949No, as long as she is vocal and clear about what she likes and dislikes, including feedback
>>34549577I would assume that you should learn their language, get a degree unless you want to do manual labor, save up some money, look for a job, find a place to stay and apply for a visa.
>>34549543If he does something worth bitching about, yeah.I must admit that this screenshot makes him look like a better person than her.
>>34549531I would love him, cherish him, care for him and give him a good home. Only the most precious leashes and collars for him, too.
>>34549588Why don't you start practicing by adopting an insufferable incel or femcel first?
>>34549578Ohhh right lmao
>>34549305I read an article a while back that was about a woman who traveled halfway around the world to let a guy kill her
Foids, behold Zhao Lina, the most attractive female athlete you’ll see this week. She used to be a pro goalkeeper. Perfect isn't she?
>>34549603its not even on my continent and im not doing all that for 13k
>>34549603Could've paid someones rent
>>34549608ask this guy
>>34549543It's peach lady btw
>>34549609yeah maybe he posts itt, you never know
Is he right?
>>34549610I knew it! This makes his yummy snack much funnier.
>>34549613Based honestlyGod will strike his hand down upon degenerate and unsanctimonious people who have committed lustful sins, myself included
>>34549613yes
>>34549602She looks like Robin from How I Met Your Mother in the bottom left picture.
>>34549602No, she has a mole she should get that checked out in case of skin cancer.
>>34549613Yes, from a catholic point of view. I honestly kinda hate christians who don't adhere to christian values when it comes to sex.
>>34549613Yes, he's quite right. TradCath LARPers cannot kiss their girlfriends because if they had girlfriends they wouldn't be tradCath LARPers.
>>34549602not even the most attractive female athlete I saw today
>>34549613>2/10 chud uggo>no you can't kiss your gfMy sides
Men, how would you react?
>>34549177I pulled up a video of a naked hot girl fucking herself and making hot noises, took my dick out, and waited a bit to calm my eager mind down. Set up a timer, and when my mind was clear, I watched the video and did some moderate rubbing. It takes about 20 seconds to get from soft to al dente. On a good and relaxed run, it might take 5 seconds to get to hard. It'll most commonly take 10 seconds max to get hard, but how relaxed I was and not rushing seemed to matter a little, since anxiety ruins horniness. Rubbing harder/more vigorous didn't seem to matter too much.To get it faster, having a horny mental state is a cheat code. The mind is prepped and expects something fun is gonna happen soon, so when it happens it's ripe to go. If I stare at the sexy videos and think sexy thoughts, it could be 20 sec or less to fully hard, so a faster time on the soft to al dente.
>>34549642Cute!
>>34549644Frieda is for the frontlines.
>>34549646How do I unread this?
>>34549644I'd probably vacillate between fury and misery and take it out on the enemy. I would probably try to get myself killed over that, honestly.
Would you still like Alysa if she looked like this?
>>34549644I send back a drawing of a middle finger.
Atoga, which scenario is more homosexual?a) A MFM threesome, spit roasting the girlOrb) Splitting a viagra pill with your friend (you aren't fucking eachother, or fucking someone else in the same location)
>>34549656I didnt like alysa before you made her bald either
>>34549644>the money that you send is very much neededoh god, there's so much wrong in this letter but this turns the tragedy into comedy
>>34548892>Is the OG back?The femdom thread summoned him.
>>34549658I fail to see how B is at all homosexual.
>>34549644>the money you send me is very much neededbrooooo...
>>34549613The tw*tter discourse on this video devolved into "fellas is it worse to have sex with your wife or goon to femboys"
>>34549554I wish my dog lived that long.
>>34549658BYou're bestowing, sharing, a boner with your friend. Spiritually gay.
I am going to ask her to see the michael jackson movie. What do you guys think?
>>34549262Adjust the flavor and try to fix it best I can
>>34549543Everything deserves critique, as nothing is perfect
>>34549658A by a country mile. A man would have to at least be a closeted bisexual to have group sex with another man.
I'm eating cheerios right now :3
>>34549644The narcissism is almost to the point of parody.
>>34549687BasedEating cheerios but still depresso
>>34549693yeah :(
If you were feeling under the weather, how would you like to be nursed back to health?
>>34549700Broth soups, teas my mom makes, sleeping
>>34549700Leave me alone but send me food and money so I can pass the time with online shopping.
>>34549700Warm bath, soup, juice. Maybe snuggles and a back rub. My favorite blankey for sure.
>>34549700sleep
>>34549534I don't think that's what gender dysphoria means.
I’m addicted to you
>>34549613tradcaths and orthbros want one thing
>>34549700soup and hugs
>>34549700By a giant breasted wife who engages my penor in a sexual manner
>>34549700Seconding >>34549714, though the size of her breasts doesn't matter.
*cracks open white monster**SIPS*Yeah, Rogue Squadron was a good game.
Heed the call.
>>34549716Sounds so refreshing. I am so low energy today. Even with my quad espresso in hand.
>>34549716Red Bull is better.
Men are evil whores
>25 year old raised around older millennial siblings How do I find a foid like this in College? I feel alien to how most zoomers act and want someone I can level with. I fantasize about nerding out with a cute GF over old RPGmaker Horror games like Mad Father, Ao Oni, Corpse party, Witch's house, the painting one that I can't remember the name of, ect and reading through VNs together.
I'm very ugly :(
>>34549668The problem with adult converts is a lot of the time they're looking for something exciting and just being good to your fellow man and being pious isn't enough
>>34549728Are you ugly or do you lack knowledge of how to frame yourself well?
a guy told me he got sick and when i asked his symptoms he didn’t respond ever again, what was that?
>>34549726I'm an evil virgin
>>34549727I have the same problem and I actually found a girl like that! but she lived very far away so eventually we stopped talking, my one chance at happiness, gone
>>34549734lmaoclassic
>>34549734Sick of you
>>34549726Yes.
>>34549733a bit of both I guess
>>34549730Basic kindness and trust should be instinctual. The problem now adays is that people cheat in relationships and it breaks trust.
>>34549726Men can't be whores. Women have extreme anxiety by default and therefore will not breed anyone.
>>34549730I agree with part of what you are saying, but I think "authentic" is a better word than "exciting".There will be people who simply want to fight for the other side so to speak but I think that people who take an interest in it of their own volition are much more likely to want to study doctrine, early church fathers writings, or theologians writings and actually dig deep into it. What can come off as shallow community get togethers in a lot of modern Church environments can seem inauthentic to later converts. It is kind of like how the citizenship test in America would not be passed by a sizable amount of people born in America.
>>34549726when I try to be nice people think I'm gay >:(
>>34549743>>34549744Whats the equivalent to lipstick on your husbands collar?
>>34549727It seems like some younger zoomers are getting into millennial nostalgia. I heard some girls talking about shadow of the Colossus and Ico recently.
>>34549747Its 2026 - it's ok to be gay.
And I’d have told you I was lonely, too
>>34549727>the painting one that I can't remember the name ofI got you, senpai.Funny enough I was just explaining this to my gen z friend who's 2 years younger than me that being the oldest sibling in his family is why he's gen z, and why me being the youngest in mine is why I'm millennial. Personally I get along with a lot of girls younger than me because there's some weird horseshoe theory of the internet where younger millennials and younger gen z all use the same slang (presumably because of twitch), but older gen-z is out of the loop.
At this point I only watch porn to discover new ways to sexually abuse my future, by a decade younger, wife. I really hope I never find her, or even if I do, that she doesn't choose me.
>>34549737Going from once to twice is a lot more plausible than going from zero to once, keep your head up and stay on the lookout solider.>>34549742A lot of "ugly" people, the majority even, are "ugly" because they don't carry themselves well. Do you dress well? Does your hair match your face shape? Does your posture or lack of make you look worse? Are you taking care of your face? Are you in shape? Are you walking and talking with confidence in what you are saying or doing?All of these can substantially change how you look to others.
>>34549751it's not ok for me, because I'm not gay
>>34549740*touches arm*
where does darth maul get his shoes?
>>34549758The Death Star has an Italian cobbler
>>34549758at the darth mall??
>>34549758He orders them through the maul
>>34549761:I
>>34549757He's a whore too
>>34549761Good one.
*drops The Hammer on you*>The Hammer is my penis btw
>>34549765What'd he do?
>>34549750>I heard some girls talking about shadow of the Colossus and Ico recently.Ico is a deep cut, maybe I will hit up some game and anime clubs and see if I can find someone. >>34549753Yep that's the one. >TwitchMan I miss early Twitch, like early LoL + WoW Arenas + SC2 + H1Z1 era. Hearthstone felt like the end of that era as IRL took over, thanks Ice.
>>34549758Darth maul doesnt wear shoes because he doesnt have legs
>>34549644Least slutty Austrian woman>>34549716White monster is for blue collar workers. You got soft hands, boy.>>34549734He fucking diedRIP>>34549760Those Ferragamos are real, cunt!
>>34549763what? was that the joke?
>>345497341. He went to sleep2. He deadwhat do you think?
>>34549755>keep your head up and stay on the lookout solider.I will!>>34549755>All of these can substantially change how you look to others.hmm I'll keep those in mind, I have been trying to take care of my face lately but I'm really abd at walking and talking with confidence
>>34549768Acted too familiar for HateCat's liking
women, can I lick your upper arm?
Whatever happened to ritualistic suicided? Used to be fairly accepted by society and a good way to restore your honour.
>>34549771>>34549777i have proof that he’s alive
>>34549771>White monster is for blue collar workers. You got soft hands, boy.I'm a redneck, you nouveau riche shitter.
>>34549734We sick in the head
>>34549785Well then now's the time to finish the job.
>>34549784It was for warriors, not >tfw no goth gf
Mutual abuse is love. <3
>>34549784That was before it was forbidden to kill yourself because that would be you stealing kvetching opportunities from the rich.
I want a gf that carves her name on my arm and lets me carve my name on her arm <3that is true love I think <3 <3 <3
Wait, there is no god? Always hasn't been.
No no no no no, you can’t break up with me, I’m breaking up with YOU
Stop talking about arms >:(
someone's having a schizo moment
>>34549790I lost my black lipstick :/
women's arms are really hot and underrated
>>34549800It feels like Julian doing a bad Swiss impression.
>>34549802Correct, because you cheat them out of shechting you themselves as a sacrifice to satan.
>>34549806Post examples.
>>34549644Lmao this is why it's good that we don't get married to whatever mentally unstable idiot we got with as teenagers any more
>>34549805Just kiss another goth
>>34549726I'm an evil villain but a virgin
>>34549794extremely romantic and based, imagine falling asleep in each others arms
>>34549769Me too, man. I miss coming home from classes at uni to turn on the theGDshow and hear them talk about inane esports drama. "Idra and Naniwa have beef" kinda bullshit. 2016 ruined twitch when they allowed irl/just chatting. The LoL zoomer streamers are way worse than what came before them.I think twitch peaked in 2014.
>>34549814nice finally someone who gets it!>imagine falling asleep in each others armsI need this in my life
>>34549807I feel like you're just throwing names out randomly
>>34549820Newfag
>>34549821are you julian trying to namedrop himself?
Remember when they shot that dumb single mom in the car? Lol.
>>34549822No, Julian hates being namedropped because he's a paranoid schizophrenic.
>>34549822I don't understand the appeal of inventing atoga namefags that don't exist but I guess entj does it all the time and enables others to do it too.
>>34549824so you're swiss namedropping herself then?
>>34549823that's not funny anon
>>34549826it's ok riri, you'll get your moment too
>>34549827No, are you Julian?
Ow bro you’re really going to hurt my pussy and my feelings?
why has the bobcut stopped being in fashion?
>>34549823desu no one wants to date single moms. even guys who do, don't claim them as their girl and will tell them that they hate them - to their face. quite sad. no wonder they have to be tough and resilient bitches and have trauma issues.
Women do you like being pounded hard sometimes? Should I train my core and glutes for superior pounding capabilities?
>>34549832Need tomboy gf who'll say things like this.
>>34549830Shut it, Blort
I want this.
>>34549799Ye, start talling about female hands instead.
>>34549827Swiss begs for attention, while other whores compete to remain anon.
>>34549836Ora ora get (me) pregnant
>>34549829Wrong, that was absolutely hilarious. What happened to that based ICE agent that did it? I didn't follow the fallout.
>>34549833>why has the bobcut stopped being in fashion?Idk, but my penis is struggling in these dark times.
>>34549823I thought it was a divorced lesbian mom>>34549839t. hasn't read the manga>>34549836this was probably the best trend to ever come out of japan ngl
>>34549831no, are you? >>34549838you shut it, riri>>34549841what?
>>34549837I am not a tomboy you faggot.
>>34549840Mine are small and dainty. Also very cold
>>34549841Swiss trades hot pics for attention, it's a consensual choice.
>>34549832you can't have sex without commitment or this will happen
>>34549834Wtf are you yapping about? >>34549847Yeah? That still makes her a single mom.
>>34549816It really does feel like normies infested the internet and now everything new is fake and annoying, at least in the youtube/twitch sphere.
>>34549850mega tranny post
>>34549839That is the creme of the crop
Plap
>>34549856Nice bait but I'm not posting my hands
>>34549850how tall are you
>>34549839Same, I could fix her (No I couldn't)>>34549847>t. hasn't read the mangaMakima was the least bad option though?
>>34549836My puss actually super sensitive
>>34549848No, are you Swiss?
>>34549849but I am
>>34549861lolwutMakima was the objectively worst option. She will literally kill anyone you ever care for in your life because she needs you to be miserable.
>>34549849Sorry, pooner.
>>34549852He could only get the tip in
>>34549859That's Julian, he thinks all women here are trannies.
>>34549850Post them.
Women:Why would you date a man for 4 months and have sex with him multiple times, but still call him by his first name half the time instead of baby or honey, and then never ask to be exclusive? Do you just assume you are exclusive? Every other girl I've dated has said "so are we bf/gf?" pretty early on. But this one hasn't. Almost like she's okay with just casually dating and fucking at the age of 30.
>>34549871I'm Julien, and I think all women are queens.
>>34549867I mean for the world itself. Among the big actors and their goals, hers was the least bad for the world at large. What you describe is due to specific reasons for specific people that I don't want to get too spoilery into because I think part 1 of CSM is a great manga and don't want to spoil people on it.
>>34549863maybe, are you?
>>34549874You have my permission to talk to her and sort your stupid situationship out
>>34549863swiss cheesey, but i actually have germanic blood
>>34549879What if I just want to continue things as is? If she's okay with things as they are, and so am I, then its okay, right? My only fear is that she isn't okay with it and she's too scared to bring it up and lose me. And the thing I don't think I can have kids with her because we're different races.
Women, bush status
>>34549874just talk to her instead of having an ego you fucking prick
>>34549874Try dating for like five years and feeling like guy doesn't actually went you :/
>>34549823That was hot. I would let her put her tongue on me
>>34549833I don't her getting spammed here
>>34549881I don't get it, do you actually want to be exclusive with her or not? Either way, it's pretty shitty of you to not communicate your intentions when you have them figured out. Stop leaving it up to them like a coward
>>34549844I'm going to laugh when you get killed anon
>>34549862And that's a good thing
>>34549862*inserts 7 inch cock aggressively*
>>34549891No, you will be devastated.
>>34549884Five years!? At this point you're inflicting it on yourself babygirl
How long is normal for men to beat off?
>>34549883I don't want to have to break up with her. She's the hottest girl I've ever been with. And I feel like she's gonna get the ick if I'm the one asking for a relationship.
>>34549890I don't want to but I will to keep her around. I more want to know how she feels about kids so I'm not wasting her time when she's 30.
>>34549786>I'm a redneckOh yeah? Prove it! Pretend I'm your sister and fuck me!What do you do for work?>>34549806>>34549809Picrel>>34549823>Remember when they shot that dumb single mom in the car? Lol.Edgy humor stops being funny once you graduate high school, anon.>>34549836>Women do you like being pounded hard sometimes? Yes>Should I train my core and glutes for superior pounding capabilities?Yes, but don't neglect your hamstrings, abductors, and adductors. Get good at hip thrusts with ful range of motion and one-legged. >>34549882>bush statusI've been contemplating letting it grow longer. I only have hair on my pubis and tend to keep it on the shorter side, but I have been wanting a fuller look.
>>34549903~15 minutes
>>34549906Tell her then. Stop being a pussy and tell her you only want a fuckbuddy.
>>34549913I take her out on dates with me and to conventions. She's more than a fuckbuddy. But she hasn't been pushing for a relationship like the white women I dated. All of them insisted we be bf/gf before I had sex with them. I'm sure they didn't demand that from chad. One of them would only suck my dick anyway. I feel bad for this Asian girl because she actually put out and she deserves better. I treat her really well. I tell her she's beautiful. I like dating her. But looming at the end of the tunnel is that I can't have kids with her. So if she wants that she's got to move on.
>>34549903Depends.
>>34549922Ok, you should have just said you're a fuckboy anon
>>34549922>I'm sure they didn't demand that from chad. Chad just ditches chicks like this and goes for the ones who are like your current girl. I have no idea what goes on in the minds of women who do this, but it is definitely something extremely retarded. The difference between you and Chad is atht you are so desperate for pussy that you agree to such a rotten deal instead of texting her "k" and then never contacting her again.
>>34549910>picrelFucking gross 2bh
>>34549930>>34549931Why are you idiots engaging with bait?
And before anyone has a foid out over my post: Relationships grow organically by spending time with each other and eventually fading out other people because the person in question gives you something the other Fuckbuddies don't.A woman who barters for a relationship like some kind of garlic selling jew signals only that she is desperate and willing to use her pussy as currency. Something that will certainly stay that way in an eventual relationship, where she will use sex and intimacy as a bargaining chip to impose her will.
>>34549922>All of them insisted we be bf/gf before I had sex with them. >I'm sure they didn't demand that from chad.Anons do this shit to girls and then think "Chad" is referring to "other men" KWABIf you don't want to marry her because she's Asian, break up. You've posted this in past threads and you're getting the same answer.
>>34549936Caring about the environment is a privileged position or something
Scrotes once again proving they are the real whores
>>34549936Littering creates jobs picking up litter.
>>34549943Plap
>>34549943plap
>>34549903Around 5, 10, and 15 min sound fairly normal, sorta varies. Maybe 13 is a nice round number. I feel 20 might be too long?
>>34549936Spain is decently clean.
>>34549948In ghettospeak, "Spanish" means "Spanish speaking" ie spics.
>>34549951Sure...
>>34549910Why is the forearm so unproportionately tiny? Looks weird.
>>34549939What if she doesn't want to get married?
>>34549943PLAP
Hey girls, I was thinking about the Fantastic Four, and how Reed Richards could stretch his penis put and fuck Sue while she's in another room while he's working on an experiment in the lab. But I thought that maybe she'd feel unhappy about that, but then I thought, it's such a unique experience that maybe she'd enjoy it. Girls, if your boyfriend had stretching superpowers, would you want to fuck his stretchy penis while he does something else in another room, at least once?
>>34549897no, I hate you, I will be happy when you die
>>34549966I thought you're against hating people, strange.
>>34549910nah what I like about women's arms is how femenine they are, she has man arms
>>34549470What makes it not right?
I don't get what's so relaxing about taking a shower, it triggers my OCD every time I also hate shaving it ruins my fucking day every time
>>34549961NagDoesn't Silk Spectre get mad at Doctor Manhattan for doing something similar?
wtf happpened!!
>>34549973These relaxing things only work for people that aren't already on edge and neurotic as fuck. In cases like yours, tea and walks won't do shit anymore, you need chemical hammers to force you out of it.
>>34549956Either genetics (not everyone can look the same even when maxxed out) or underdeveloped bicep maybe
>>34549979Leaning more towards genetics honestly
>>34549975NRG somehow got their plot armor again and mibr shat themselves.It's so tiresome.
>>34549981What
>>34549930I wish. Fuckyboys are actually desired by women, even if they pretend otherwise.
oh yeah, about to kill myself over this toothache.took some ibuprofen and coffee, About to go get some more and some paracetamol to get me till the weekend.I can see why people used to just pull their teeth out at times like this.
What the fuck what the fuck lmao
>>34549976actually going for walks at the cemetery at 5 am are very relaxing to me, I should try drinking tea instead of coffee
>>34549985Cloves are good for toothaches. Go to the dentist asap tho
Women?
>>34549988Found this meme about miseryposter.
>>34549993Appointment is three days away, I'm doping myself up in the meantime, it's mostly a problem at night, since holding liquid in my mouth numbs the pain, so I just do that during the day.
Girls, how well do you have to know a guy for you to go into his home if he invites you?
>>34549956>>34549979>>34549980Women also tend to have smaller bones. Just looks how small her wrist is.
>>34549959Then it's not a problem and you can continue the relationship? Are you seriously that desperate to not have a warm body in your bed that you're unwilling to ask your not-girlfriend-but-more-than-a-fuckbuddy what she wants? Be considerate.
>>34549995Okay
>>34549994That was a guy btw
>>34550012Son clocked his dad for being gay as fuck
>>34550016Based
I wanna pick a wildflower and put it in her hair behind her ear
Honestly i havent been able to look at my boyfriend the same since he cried you guys were right total ick :/
>>34550028Why'd he cry?
>>34550028fat and bald moid hands
>thought about fapping>open /gif/>scroll through page 0>everything looks disgusting>close tabsCan't tell if I'm being cured or if everything is just getting worse.
>>34550031Cuz he "fell asleep" instead of texting me back so i threatened to break up with him
>>34550034get better bait man, this is embarrassing
>>34550033Why are moids such impotents?
>>34550033you're being cured, congratshave you been sleeping better too lately?
>>34549943No whores means women in hijab
>>34550037quite the opposite, it means he's fried.
>>34550036I am hypersexual and asexual at the same time. Coom 4 times a day, but don't pursue any actual women at all.
>>34550040thats a possibility too, could be that either he's getting better or much worse
>>34549982Exactly.And now it looks like Vitality is shitting themsevles fml.
Hey, if a girl you’re dating is crying, would you say something like “I still like you, dipshit” ?
>>34550037>>34550040>check /gif/>India thread>THREE tranny threads (blacked, trap/femboy, and "feminine trannies" whatever that means kek) >one gay thread>scat thread>three separate AI threads (grok thread, celeb-ai, general ai thread) >extreme videos thread>rekt/gore thread>one random guy's normal porn dump thread>lesbian strapon thread >one meta thread complaining about how all of the threads are tranny threads, blacked threads to piss off whites, or bleached threads to piss off blacks/brownsI think any normal human being would be turned off seeing this. But even the fucking blowjob threads are have turned into people posting greentext gay blowjob stories.
>>34550033Hate going to /gif/ and finding a nice milf or wmbf thread and then there's like 20 piss vids in a rowRuins my arousal everytime
>>34550048thats just how porn and being a gooner is, if you don't like it, stop being a gooner
blonde women give me the ick, they are all insane
>>34550051more for the rest of us
my shirt is too big now :/
>>34550051why do blonde men go so bald
Went out with a girl and it went well. We agreed on second date and she cancelled it because she was sick. So we agreed on another date and then she cancelled because she was too busy. Then one day I asked how her day was and she said she went on a date with a guy and told me everything they did and how much fun it was. I cut contact with her because I felt like she insulted me. I helped her with a lot of stuff because of how stressed she was with life. Did I over react?
>>34550055No
>>34550055>more bait do you ever get tired of yourself? because I sure do get tired of you
>>34550057This is my first time posting in like 6 months or so. I'm sorry that you're so schizo that you think everything is a bait.
>>34550058>the classic default baiter reply funny
>>34549046MNo, I don't use dating apps, I'm not a virgin, and while I feel almost entirely alone in a "last of his species" kind of way from the profound autism I'm not really lonely per se, I just don't talk to people beyond what I'm required for work and stuff
>>34549202Based, thy strength befits a crown
>>34550057NtaAre you a woman?
>>34550063nta and nag but even I could tell it was bait
>>34550064I don't care, I did not ask you something unrelated.
The food you don't like is shit? Not as much as the food you love.
>>34550065you're not nta though you're samefagging
>>34550067Fucking idiot.
>>34549524ntaYou're able to do it more frequently, and frankly I've never been paid for giving blood aside from coupons and a post-donation snack. Plasma they'll give ~4-500 USD a month assuming you go give plasma twice a week every week, which is the max that you can give. It's mostly water and protein that they take out of you and it can be a bit exhausting. On the other hand, drinking alcohol afterwards hits harder, so that's nice. Just gotta plan your day around it, because selling plasma does take some time.t. gave plasma and had a drink when I got home today
state genderwhat's currently on your grocery list?
>>34550072MNothing. Food is for idiots.
>>34550072MaleI eat fast food every day. I only buy drinks and yogurt and Belvita biscuits from the grocery store
>>34550072MRiceI forgot to buy rice yesterday
>>34550071>give ~4-500 USD a month assuming you go give plasma twice a week every weekI should get into being a medical experiment
>>34549644Between that and being in WW1, something would break in me and I'd either keep stringing her on and pretending to die just to send another letter after a month until the stress kills her or do my best to just die in war
>>34550072f>olive oil>orange juice>milkgreek yoghurt >tomatoes>cucumbers>dates>chicken
>>34550072Meds, I'm genuinely not okay.I'll be fine. I just want to kill myself. Toothache is no joke.
>>34550047Is that what he said to you?
>>34550033/gif/ is ass
>>34550052Me and uh
>>34550078Did you... did you transition from f to identifying as greek yoghurt while in the middle of a grocery list?
>>34550083that is correct, yes
>>34550080No, I’m making stuff up
>>34550085lol
>>34550055I was thinking if she was trying to make me jealous and see if I react to it or something. My reaction was completely ignoring her in the future.
Lets ride!
>>34550052They look related
There is no such thing as self defence against an officer of the law. Only assault of great offence.
>>34550085I have a ton of you on my shopping lidt since you cheap hoes are currently 50% off.
Women are you into stereotypically male activities, hobbies? Men are you into stereotypically female activities, hobbies?
Women how would you feel if when you were out as a couple and strangers asked if you were together your boyfriend responded that you're his sister Assuming they haven't seen you kiss or anything
>>34550097FNo
>>34550096good for you, not only are we very yummy, we're also healthy, you can only win
>>34550097F, not that I know of
>>34550097F, yeah
>>34550088How did he call you a dipshit then, what was the context?
>>34550097I don't have.
>>34550098My ex wanted us to tell people we were cousins
Do women have feelings? Are they human?
>>34550107What? It’s a made up scenario
>>34550112failings*
>>34550109Lol how did you feel about that
>>34550105What exactly
Because it feels like they are perfect.
>>34550117I thought it was funny but weird
>>34549644>i'm just a girl and couldn't resist getting fuckedDo women hate women who are like this or do you all just give them passes?
>>34550104>>34550099>saying this on 4chanLack of self awareness
Both genders, would this dress be appropriate for a wedding if I pair it with a shawl like the second pic?
>>34550127This is for the girls now, worm
>>34550113Nvm
>>34550097Cooking, plant related stuff,
>>34550131Sure
>>34550134Gay
>>34550132Good, start competing for my attention
>>34550131Either would be appropriate for a wedding. Just don't wear white.
>>34550136Good, because I already bought it but suddenly got unsure if it's too casual.>>34550144Obviously.
>>34550097Mcooking and bakingI have a sourdough starter
Women do you get the ick if a man doesn't like beer
Why do I know four people who dropped out in their last semester of college
>>34550148very based, how's it doing? is it a new one or are you already baking with it?
>>34550149What’s the opposite of an ick
>>34550149Yeah
>>34550158Biting your lip and going hnnnng I drink other things though
>>34550158a crush
>>34550133Can you answer the question
>>34550151birds of a feather flock together
>>34550161No, like the opposite of a red flag is a green flagSo what is the opposite of an ick A yum?
>>34550158hornt
>>34550165sure, anything that intensifies the desire to have more of that person in your life
>>34550097I thought we left those stereotypes behind us in the last century.
>>34550164None of these people know each other
>>34550169they all know you, which is the common denominator and a symptom of the level they operate on
>>34550158an -ACK. Duh
>>34550162No I would not I would try to comfort her. But I feel like that question didn't come from nowhere.
>>34550168we're headed into a stereotyped era the world has never seen before
Your gender, your age and do you wish you were younger/older? I am 27 male, wish i was 22 or maybe 82. At 82 i would be dead soon at least.
>>34550178MI wish I was younger for a girl, and getting married in my 20's instead of my 30's, but even my parents married in their mid-30's.
>>34550178F, 21, Wish I was like 7.
>>34550178M27 but wish I was 18, because its over for me and I missed out on so much
Girls, if your boyfriend worked really hard and saved up his money and was able to buy a really cool car that he really loved, would you let him take model-style pictures of you posing with the car in a bikini?
Women is your name one of the followingAliceBrittany LisaBridget Victoria Natalie Sofia Emily Roxanne Zoe Polly
>>34550184You would just relive those 9 years of suffering. Are you sure?>>34550183Hag status?
>>34550112yes. no.
>>34550177I am not okay with that.
>>34549882Deep conditioned from a packet with a black lady on it with rice water as an ingredient.
>>34550189No
>>34550189is there something wrong with those names?
>>34550198This one actually has one of those names
I wish I were a good friend. Knowing I would make a bad one I don't try to meet anyone. When I do meet someone I disappear real quick.
>>34550200What did Emily do to you, anon?
>>34549910>tfw no Jewish muscle mommy gf
State genderAre clothes that show a girl's tummy slutty?
>>34550200You or that anonOr someone else I'm confused
>>34550209I would put a baby in there
>>34550211That seems hard.
>>34550209no
>>34550212Oh something's gonna be hard alright
>>34550209MI wouldn't always call it slutty clothing but it will always elicit feelings of lust
>>34550189Yea
>>34550175But would you say it to try and make her laugh?
Wizardhood in 3 months, I'm on the verge of the point of no return. Can ANY of you normoids even fathom my pain? Can you even imagine? I feel like I'm stuck at the bottom of a deep dark well with my only company being my own echos. I feel like a caged bird by the window, watching the wild birds soar the lands. I feel like my unfulfillable yearnings are going to explode my chest wide open. Fucking normoids. I hope you never take for granted your normoid normalnigger livesI FEEL like picrel rn
Women in their mid/late 30s. Do you look like this?
>>34550209MNah.
>>34550225>point of no returnHave you seen “the 40 year old virgin”?
>>34550228The one that age looks a little different. She's a namefag too.
>>34550230Yes and it is a mockery of my struggle
I messaged this girl back and forth in January and she hasn't deleted our conversation in Tinder. Usually they delete it after like a month of not messaging.
>>34550228Moids fall for it everytime >bangs>carefully not moving her face from one specific angle>not moving her facial muscles>lots of make up >filter >dim lighting
State GenderWhats your liquor of choice? Include the brand too if possible.
4632
>>34550235Bro I just delete the app and forget about it
>>34550238That guy was raped
>>34550236>>not moving her facial musclesDidn't watch the video.
>>34550242Nta but she's very nearly expressionless
>>34550241Was he actually or are you just commenting on his before and after
>>34550242nta but you are a fucking retard
>>34550238>lefthealthy diet of leafy greens, berries, complex carbs, fiber>rightdiet consisting of hot pockets, alcohol and refined carbs
>>34550245Yeah I read about it on fashion there was a thread about him. Jeremy right? I forgot about it.
>>34550238MAbsolut
>>34550245Nta he actually did
>>34550249>I read about it on fashionAre you talking about /fa/ or some subreddit>Jeremy right?Not exactly an impressive read>>34550251Poor guy
>>34550251>>34550241By another man?
>>34550222No that seems like a terrible idea and joke.
>>34550238MWhiskey. Something from the british isles preferably.
>>34550253/fa/>>34550254Don't know just read a post saying he had mental issues and was raped
>>34550253I think it was fashion. I just look at the popular threads and refresh until i see something interesting
>>34550255Why
>>34550230>get some post wall chick with two children from another man and Beta Bux right away, have lame vanilla sex onlyWow great how incredibly enviable. I'm a 35 year old virgin and would rather kill myself than end up like that. One chick, thats all you're gettiung. Take it or leave it. Never know another, have no clue whats out there and zero confidence in your ability to pick up women. Maybe when my testosterone drops around 60 or something.
>>34550238MPoitín. Home made brandŻubrówka Whiskey (Jamesons or Redbreast)
>>34550178MI miss watching Duck Tales on the television on Saturday mornings, and not having a care in the world.
>>34549961I like having sex with him, not just his dick. I’d want him to be present.Would be neat to experiment in other ways, but I think that scenario specifically would make me kind of sad.
>>34550238MI very rarely drink liquor, but my favorite is Hendrick's gin.I also like tequila. I like Espolón blanco.
>>34550263Well without context or a setup or something it sounds like more like name calling than a joke. Especially for someone who's already distraught and who I'm supposed to be making feel safe.
>>34550182>but even my parents married in their mid-30's.Bet they started dating in their mid 20s though
>>34550238MFor drinking neat, I'm not really picky. I like tequila, whisky, rum, gin, everything but unflavored vodka, and that might be because I've never bought good vodka.For just drinking, Everclear. I like to just put it in juice or whatever and power through it
>my moid told me he's "not sure we're actually a couple"Why won't you break up with me then you son of a bitch
>>34550238MCider, stout or porter beer, various liqueurs (all the fun stuff you make cocktails out of). I like variety and tasting new things.But really I've mostly given that stuff up. It's not worth it.
What are you suppressing anon? If you don’t scream your body will
>>34550277Hi, everclear anon. I know you.
>>34550279How can he be sure you're actually broken up?
>>34550279Are you still fucking him?
>>34550264That's his life not yours.
>>34550228She’s alone with a cake..
>>34550279Why don't you break up with him...?
>>34550264Men are such disgusting whores
>>34549727I’m close to that and about your age. You may have another avenue: I was an only child, but I was introduced to the internet really early and have more millenial-adjacent interests because of it. Not sure how to find them, unfortunately. Is it important that she goes to your school, or do you just want to meet her while you’re there? Either way, making friends is always something to shoot for. You get someone cool to spend time with, and they may be able to introduce you to someone who would be a good fit for you.
>>34549771>You got soft hands, boy.You got light pockets, brokie
>>34550282Do you? I know a lot of anons ITT are alcoholics or druggies
>>34550281The urge to tell this girl that I really, really like her, that I'm sick of taking it slowly because it seemed like she wanted to, and that I'd do pretty much anything short of severing a limb to make it work.
State gender.Have you ever rejected someone but changed your mind about them later? Why?
>>34550287I'd prefer him to do it
Post genderCould you date/marry someone who plays a slop game regularly? eg. Fortnite
>>34550294I have dated people, not liked them, and regretted it immediately after. I don’t know what it is, and which is true: the dislike I feel in the moment, or the desperation I feel from the loss. Sometimes it’s easy because they were outwardly disrespectful to me, but it’s hard when they weren’t
>>34550295Nigga...
>>34550294MNo. I had a crush on a girl who it turns out used to have a crush on me but moved on before I developed my crush. That's the closest I got.
>>34550294M, no. Nobody has pursued me, although some girls have had crushes on me.>>34550296Yes, but it's a problem if it's too much time with that garbage
>>34550296Everything is slop nowadays.
>>34550294FI said no at first because I was scared, but then I took some time to think about it and I realized it might be the only chance I will have in my life to date somebody. I decided to try it with him, which was a mistake.
>>34550296MI play slop too, so sure. Also Alyssa Liu plays fornite so it's cool in my book.
>>34550281I hate working night shifts but this is the best money available to me right now. If it was up to me I’d live as a hippie in a van
>>34550296MYes, unless it's all she does with her free time
>>34550294MThis deaf girl (could hear w/ bone conducing hearing aids) befriended my buddy's sister. She was crazy porno curvy but dressed like a hag so I couldn't tell how stacked she was. I kinda flirted with her a bit but she was kinda bonkers and I wanted to stop hogging so I let my buddy hit it instead. Well he sent me nudes and she was built like a fucking fertility goddess, oh and guess what, she fucking lactates, my biggest fetish. I'm glad I didn't hit ultimately because my heart can't handle BPD foid games anymore but I'm a little sad I still haven't tasted breastmilk from a big juicy pair
>>34550303FI’ve done this too
>>34550307Every part of this post is abhorrent
>>34550281Just incestuous romantic urges, same as everyone
>>34550294Nah, I don't think I regret it. It was for the best.
>>34550312Nah, he's on the good shit.
>>34550294MKind of. Maybe I just got older, but my outlook on dating changed and I regret not giving girls who were really into me at least one date just to get to know them. Basically I used to think dating was serious business, now I like casual dating, and I regret not being open to casual dates earlier.
>>34550312Sorry foid
>>34550315Fag
>>34550296MRegularly as in most days? Probably not.I do actually enjoy Fortnite and love video games in general, but I don't really want to be someone who spends most of his time playing video games anymore and don't want to date anyone who would enable me to be that way.
>>34550281I'm suppressing my feelings for him because he's taken now
>>34550304>Also Alyssa Liu plays fornite so it's cool in my book.fuck, I lost
>>34550281I'm good honestly
>>34550296MI used to play League of Legends as an ADC main so it kinda comes with the territory
I miss who I was before I beat myself down
Foids who jiggle a little when they walk >>>>
>>34550326BV won't fuck you bro (she's glued to her couch)
>>34550322Lost what
>>34550285true, but that makes that movie incredibly depressing. Well, at last I can pride myself in having touched enough titties to know that they are not bags of sand. >>34550288Woudl you like being together with a man, and him always wondering what another woman feels like? Always weirded me out how people believe they can find the "right one" without sampling what several people have to offer. I'd never ever trust my own judgement if I got together with my first.
>>34550294FI don't think so?>>34550296Nah. I wouldn't marry someone who games regularly period.
I think it’s time to wear my IDF shirt to the gym again
>>34550331Very cool bro, look for me, I'll be wearing my favorite shirt
Imagine ruining your own life, constantly
>>34550331ngl I'm starting to like Israel now that it's become mainstream to hate them
>>34550327Kek, I mean ass and titties, not trucker guts
>>34550336I don't have to imagine that
>if she never initiates she's not interestedIs this true 100% of the time, or are there avoidant or cautious/skeptical women who don't initiate until you've actually got something?
>>34550336>>34550334Imagine
>>34550336It comes naturally
>>34550337Being a contrarian out of spite is just as bad as following the herd. Have actual reasons for why you do things other than "everybody else likes the other one and being different makes me feel smart and special". Political hipsterism.
>>34550294MFirst one I had known since she was 8 and I was 10 and I couldn't unthink of her as a child until it was too late.The other one lost weight and gained some self-esteem to the point that she stopped draining all joy from every room she entered.
>>34550337unironically the groypers have made me reconsider my antisemitism
>>34550342Nothing is true 100% of the time when it comes to human behavior
>>34550347Fun fact: The author Robert E. Howard was a huge racist until he met HP Lovecraft. Lovecraft was so unironic/unabashed with his racist humor that he made Howard reconsider his own racism and mellow out.
>>34550343kek
>>34550342I think most women want the guy the initiate but the real question is is she reciprocal when you approach her? How friendly is she, how easy is she to talk to, is she willing to give you her attention? But I consider that for the majority. Sometimes they are just shy/awkward or maybe your approach was genuinely bad.Otherwise I would say she's does not seem interested.
Why am so attracted to men with retarded faces. This guys eyebrows were stuck in a surprised position and something about it. It looks so stupid but I like it?
>>34550312I feel this way so often. It's hard to say whether I pity or envy my ancestors who lived with men their whole lives without knowing what men's inner lives look like>>34550329I don't want to be together with a man at all at this point. I don't know why we have to be so different but it's clear that men and women are fundamentally incompatible.I was with my first for many years and I knew he was right for me because I was happy with him, and figured he wasn't once he began to treat me poorly. I can't imagine thinking "damn, just one dick? And I can't even choke and fist this guy?" at any point, that isn't even human
i wish men smelled like root beer
>>34550325How were you before?
>>34550345The truth is that both sides are bad and deserve to lose and most people can only see the conflict in black-and-white.Also my advisor has Israeli family, so I'm not really at liberty to say anything negative about them for the time being.>>34550342There's an expression that "the average human doesn't exist" because every human is an exception to at least one general rule. I know that my mom's not like that (she made my parents' relationship happen), but most girls I've dated want me to initiate everything, at least early on. You should be observing how easy she makes it for you to plan and judging her interest off that rather than "she won't text me out of the blue to do anything :("
>>34550355Hi
>>34550355
>>34550359I smell like pee and poo
>>34550371entj?
>>34550366ntaIsnt this dude the FBI director that just gets day drunk all the time at work
>>34549888dont her what?
>>34550359I guess I could try incorporating this into my scent profile, what are the primary notes that you associate with rootbeer?
>>34550359Dump a can over the nearest one.
>>34550225Yes, I know plenty of autists.
Scared of sex again award
>>34550382average foid when I remove my pants (the green color is off-putting to most)
>>34550382Why it's fun
>>34550375you drink ONE TIME in a hockey locker room and this is what everyone knows you forThe "see you in valhalla" line was peak cringe though
>>34550387No it isn’t
I'm an incel but I still feel bad about all the times I wronged a foid.
>>34550388So if I'm understanding correctly, the FBI is ran by an indian frat bro?
>>34550382MWhen I was 23 I realized a girl was trying to hook up with me and I didn't want to (also I had just taken a mouthful of food she was deathly allergic to so I was even afraid of kissing her in that moment) so I just started being misogynist as hell and telling her how women shouldn't work and be homemakers. I wish I was making this up.
>>34550353>>34550363Whenever I ask her out I get a response within minutes, either an enthusiastic yes or she suggests rescheduling. And she's very touchy-feely in person, way more than me. I wonder if she just doesn't like texting and I'm overthinking it.
>>34550388Kash...
>>34550382rightfully sosex is one of the most stressful experiences of my life
>>34550374No. Hopefully he's gone forever.I am intp though. Check the description of intp. It's accurate.
>>34550394Idk bro I don't have any experience to back you up
>>34550389How do you know
>>34550359I wish I smelled like toot beer too
>>34550394Sounds like she's into you and you don't need to worry about it.>I wonder if she just doesn't like texting Also could be true. When I'm dating a girl I only text for logistics, because I'd rather have most conversations in person.
>>34550400How do YOU know?
>got banned from Hinge after telling a girl she looked like Ella Purnell + Emma Stone combinedWhy do women always take things so personally? This is why men can't be any way but a certain way around them
>vivid fantasy about a woman being close to meit's so over
>vivid fantasy about a femanon replying to my postit's so over
Women, do you consider yourself to be a sensual person?
I should go to the gym but I don't want to
>>34550416this is a man
I hate energy drinks but they give me the confidence I need to ask women out.
>omg you're husband material>months pass of consistent behavior with shared novelty sprinkled in>okay, but I really still need to find myselfIt just keeps happening. Everything always seems just fine in the beginning. I'm not trying to save anyone, just real honest to goodness love. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
>>34550423Women are skittish when it comes to connection
>>34550423>you're husband materialconsidering these women's behavior you should see this as a bad thing
>>34550296FYeah, I’d be fine with it. I play Rivals semi-regularly, I’ve got no room to judge. That being said, if they regularly get seriously upset or angry about it, I don’t think I could make that work. I find it unattractive and it stresses me out to the point that I think it would challenge my willingness to be in a relationship.>>34550382I thought I had vaginismus for a really long time - the dread I felt for sex was making me tense up to the point that it was impossible to do anything without extreme pain. Real self-fulfilling prophecy. I don’t know what it’s like for men (I can only imagine the ‘performance’ of it all is an exacerbating factor), but anyone who’s worth your time will understand.>>34550416Not really. I don’t think I’m in control of my body enough for that level of grace.
Single men should read St. John Chrysostom's 20th homily on Ephesians. It's addressed to husbands, but single men should understand what's *really* expected of them in marriage.
>>34550423Women don't like men in any way even remotely similar to the way that men love women 99% of the time and it's unironically bad that we use the term "love" to refer to it all
>>34550418What always works for me is telling myself I'm just going to go and do 3 sets of that night's compound lift (bench, squat, pull-ups, etc.) and then leave. Once I'm there I always end up doing my full routine, the hard part is finding the motivation to go in the first place.
>>34550427Fuck off, christcuck.
>>34550432concession accepted
>>34550423If a woman says you're husband material that means she thinks you're ugly but doesn't want to feel bad
>>34550427Did Christ have his woman go off and fuck another man just because he was at war?
>>34550433>concession>no argument priorTalk about schizophrenia
I need to talk to you
>>34550420Energy drinks are like a game of roulette for me. Either I speed or I crash, confidence or anxiety
>>34550439Yes?
>>34550437concession accepted
>>34550426Interesting that you replace/associate grace with being sensual.You are probably not far off from what I meant though.
>>34550424It certainly seems that way. I honestly feel bad for complaining, and I'm not afraid of dysfunction, but I just face so much resistance with trying to work on things together.>>34550425Well, again, it all starts normally and what seems in a healthy way. Things just go a little sour sometimes, I guess.>>34550428What would you call it?>>34550434Maybe? Haven't heard that one.
>>34550052Blonde men are so cute, just like puppies.>>34550097I think my hobbies are either/or. Im very outdoorsy, which isnt super uncommon for women where im from.>>34550189No, but my sisters name is in there.>>34550228Im white.>>34550238FAbsinthe, maybe? Ouzo in particular.
>>34550447>What would you call it?It certainly seems to be the case that what men call "liking" someone women might call "loving" someone
>>34550393Bro let his demons out.
>>34550398I'm infp btwAnd I kinda look like that.
>>34550398I always get ENFP. Is this good or bad?
>>34550451Then what does men's version of love sound like in that language?
>>34550398>INFJHell yeah
>>34550458It's the most common N (intuitive) type. Probably most well adjusted of those then.
>>34550459In the same way that a human has no "real" awareness of what colors some animals see, women have no awareness of how a man loves, I really don't think it can be put into something so simple as words
>>34550238MI haven't had any alcohol in two months after heart issues.However, I bought some sherry wine for this weekend and I'll see how that works with my medication.Not going to drink much of it though, just a glass. It's actually nice not having any hangovers and other issues from not drinking. It's a detox I needed.
>>34550420>they give me the confidence I need to ask women outThis is stupid.
>>34550398I'm INTJ, aka Architect.I am also an architect when it comes to women.
>>34550463Interesting, thank you. :)
>>34550465While I agree that the two get conflated often in the modern sense, I have a hard time believing that with all the happy, successful marriages I've seen. Particularly in older couples who've been together for decades. You mean to say that the wives their just like their husbands enough to stick around?
UBI so I can be a tradwife guilt free.
>>34550398I'm an ENTJ but I'm not the namefag
>>34550458I heart ENFPst. INFJ
>>34550478>Marry me>I get you on welfare>I fuck three kids into you>I divorce you>You are now a single mother of three who is on disability>State pours gorillions of dollars into you>I don't move out, we still live together, paper just says we don't>I pay you alimony and child supportYou become a tradwife, I become tax-negative. Win-win.
>>34550478UBI so I can be a woman's boywife
>>34550480sus
>>34550478No, back to work so i can play video games and coom to disgusting pornography
>>34550485what...
>>34550480Oh! Ive seen this ship dynamic. Theres fanart. Sooo cute!
>>34550493What’s it even about
>>34550489
>>34550498Uhh ok schizo...>>34550497Idk. Images. Dynamics.
Men would you date a girl
>>34550507no
>>34550478>>34550484Both of you grow up
>>34550504What bruh
>>34550507Girl (male) or foid?
>>34550358To me , a relationship is a choice made from abundance. Not the first best One Night stand that gets extended over multiple years, because they just happened to be there.>>34550447>it all starts normally and what seems in a healthy way.Lemme guess: At a rapid pace, "relationship" before you even had sex or shortly after, then texting and hanging out every single day?
>>34550507Sounds good in theory, but it never seems to work out.
>>34550507No.
>>34550507No, I'd just date a woman.
>>34550507I cantone already took my heart and never gave it back
>>34550526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL7OW6xhY4c
I only date girls (male).
I only date men (female)
>>34550407>tfw no hawtdawg gf
GenderHave you ever had an STD?
Why do worse men than me have gfs?
I can't wait to cook and crack open a 6 pack this Friday
>>34550533Maybe they're worse gfs?
what am i supposed to do now that my tvshow bf is dead
>>34550538I'm your replacement bf hello
>>34550538Just rewatch Supernatural.
>>34550507From 4chan?No, don't think ever again.
>>34550539ur not him.... youll never be him...
To the people who've talked about being constipated: Try a lot of magnesium and try different types of magnesium.I've been trying magnesium taurate and that gets my bowels going. Whereas magnesiumcitrate does nothing.
>>34550513I wouldn't exactly say that. We were friends for months before that, then we just started talking more eventually and one thing lead to another.
>>34550545ROFL this is so random
>>34550533>they actually asked girls out and you don't try enough>their standards are lower>dumb = low inhibition = will keep hitting on women until it works>they're not actually worse men, you just think they areone of the above
>>34550468Just don't drink at all.
>>34550531FHad a scare once, but turns out it was nothing.
>>34550533Men get soooo close to realizing that their incel hierarchy is complete fictionalized cope.
>>34550547If that post just leads to somebody laughing about it, that's fine too.>>34550551I already bought the wine today, but I promise I'll be cautious.I don't plan to ever drink anything stronger/more again.
>>34550545>unsolicited american post
>>34550395>>34550392>>34550388The US will get an Indian president one day.Then all the women sploosh. Kash has a lot of American, Female lovers/fans.
Femanons, did you burn your grippysocks yet?
>>34550543Bros... :(
>>34550530>tfw no hotdog jesus bf
Is anyone here on peptides?
>>34550562Sesame seeds on a hawtdawg bun is kino. I want a hawtdawg now.
>>34550406Cuz I've had it
Can someone explain this to me. Wouldnt you want to express what you want from your partner and communicate?I swear lately I've been wishing I was born gay so I wouldnt need to worry about this on top of everything else
>>34550476Kind of? Female emotions are more muted despite the hyperbolic expressions that they rely uponThis isn't to say that women don't "love" their husbands, it's more to say that the distinction between a man and a a woman's love is comparable to the love between a pet and its owner
>>34550568I guess she is saying most men think they are "big" so they assume just pounding her straight is enough to make her orgasm/think he is the best sex she will ever get.
>>34550568>Women don't communicate; men at faultTale as old as time.
>>34550558Don't talk about her like that, only I am allowed to do so.
>>34550507Is she fine with us keeping my disabled sister with us? If not, no
>>34550575wouldnt the solution to this be communication?
>>34550563No, I'm on a beta blocker.>>34550568My guess is those women have tried talking about issues in the past, but have been disappointed by men, so they just don't bother trying anymore.
>>34550568So fucking real give my cervix a break
>>34550588She says, to a bunch of incels on an anonymous imageboard, instead of the men she lets pulverize her cervix without objection.
>>34550568i thought mindless pounding was just a bad joke from 2000s era sitcoms people actually fuck like that and think they're "good"? that's crazy but I'm coming from a stupid virgin mindset
>>34550588easy for you to complain, when you just need to lay there.
>>34550568Why doesn't the femosphere get as much shit as the manosphere?
>>34550593Any sexual partner Ive been with, Ive communicated thoroughly. Most guys just dont care. Its bleak. Now I just dominate men through pegging. If you want a job done right youve gotta do it yourself :)
To think that I will never feel anything but professional appreciation from a woman.
>>34550603based?
>>34550602because it's easier for them to curry allies to their cause.Manosphere doesn't do a good job of that, and when they reach their breaking point, it's always violent.
>>34550567Me too.
>>34550602Cause it's empowering to talk about how terrible casual sex is with every breath while nonetheless engaging with it.r/femaledatingstrategy is a good way to demoralize myself about how utterly fucked I am in the dating market.
>>34550601Middle top, bottom right.They easily beat the rest.
Men when you hold hands do you prefer the fingers interlocked or not?
I think I'm gonna let my finger rest for another day but I'm getting very impatient
>>34550616What do you mean is there another method
>>34550617just use a toy.or hump a pillow.
>>34550445If I can be totally honest, I was debating asking if you meant “likes sensual things” versus “embodies sensuality” and got worried it would be dumb. Mea culpa.I may be coming at it from a weird angle: to me, sensuality feels more like a pinup, while overt sexuality feels more like pornography. The former requires more restraint and feels classier in a way that eludes me.Deeply, deeply stupid, but that one tweet that’s like “the Aristocratic Elegance of the Small Breasted Woman vs. the Nietzschean Pro-sex, Pro-beauty Large Breasted Woman“ is what I think of. I can be explicit easy peasy, but I’m not good at walking the tightrope between nothing and something.
>>34550619That's not what I meant you gay nigga
>>34550609And what was so scary and not fun about it
>>34550616I prefer interlocked but walking around busy areas its easier to just cup hands in case you have to split up
>>34550622NTA, says the twink larping as a Foid.
>>34550626You?
>>34550620>got worried it would be dumb.You shouldn't worry about that on 4chan.My answer would have been "she behaves in a sensual erotic way and likes to do so".
How do get Phase Connect wife?
>>34550600 that's what feels good for men it has nothing to do with being a virgin, femcel
>>34550618This little femanon is not just lazy, but also dumb!
>>34550568MWomen are notoriously bad at expressing their emotions in any sense that'd be called "clear" or even "oriented towards actually becoming happier"This is not to say that men are better btw, a significant portion of the men I interact with have no interests beyond getting laid, but just that women can't communicate
Peter Griffin is a bad person and he deserves to suffer. Joe Swanson is the real hero of the story.
>>34550635Joe swanson was a cop.
>>34550635J*e Swans*n is a cripple and thus an enemy in the eyes of GodDelete this
>>34550633Bro are you retardedThat's a question for men
Moids. Tell me about little things that give you butterflies. We need some gay shit in chat.
I need a brightly dispositioned girl to illuminate my darkened heart....
>>34550642Her voice.
>>34550642>Tell me about little things that give you butterflies.Eye contact in random momentsPlayful touchingAccidental touchingLight teasing
>>34550642Learning something new about her
>>34550642When she does the little turn-head-downward-while-looking-up-and-pouting before nuzzling into my chest so I can pet and scritch and smooch her head
>>34550642Sometimes when we eat dinner she touches my wrist for some reason or another and I could melt, in spite of the fact that she's eternally cold and I'm usually warm
>>34550642When I say something vulnerable and her eyes go slightly wider like she's happy I trust her enough to say it and she's not judging me for being open with her.
>>34550642I don’t know anymore, I’m going to die alone
>>34550642Consistent displays of affection. Little voice messages to let me know you're thinking about me. Show me that you feel safe around me.
Ten thousand rifles and the men to wield them
>>34550642Thinking about kissing her in the neck while my hands go down on her
Genders, would you date the opposite gender version of yourself? I'm cyberstalking this girl and learning we have some really, really eerie similarities.
>>34550661MUnder any reasonable circumstances, yes
>>34550661no im not my type
>>34550661Isn't that like dating your sibling. It would be very weird
I hate my hair, how it bends in the most annoying ways and I can NOT change it.But I love playing with it.State gender.Do you like your hair?
>>34550661If she has fat tits or ass yes
>>34550661F. No, I like tall white guys.
>>34550661FIdk, I’m too anxiety ridden and full of trauma. There shouldn’t be two of us
>>34550603Pegging is turbogay, but I appreciate your pragmatic attitude.
>>34550673that is kinda hot
>>34550642asking me to dress her
>34550659>34550655>34550651>34550649>34550650>34550645>34550647>34550652DAMN yall didnt disappoint this is all so cute. Life aint too bad. Theres hope for men. Yeup. Yeup.>>34550676Well yeah thats why I call him a faggot.
>>34550673Foids can barely tear open the box their birth control comes in
>>34550661MNo, I'm too old.
>>34550661MIf you asked this to me like 5 years ago, probably not. However, asking now? I feel like we would probably do a good job of meeting each other's needs, as well as coping on our own. I'd hope that we'd have separate intrests to show each other sometimes, though.
>>34550668FFor the most part, long and silky but can get dry sometimes
>>34550685I asked if you like your hair. lolIt's too late for you, go to bed.
>>34550668MIt's got good texture and volume but it gets so oily
>>34550661>I'm cyberstalking this girl and learning we have some really, really eerie similarities.Perhaps she is your clone?
>>34550673I want to scratch my bf's chest cavity open while he's fucking me and feel his heartbeat in my hand directly.
>>34550686Wait never mind, I misunderstood you.I should go to bed.
>>34550668MI don't mind it. I could nit pick but I'm just happy I have it
>>34550616Cupped when walking unless I'm feeling playful. If I feel playful, I'll switch between cupped, interlocked, and more. Everyone in this thread should try playing with their partner's hand. It feels very intimate
>>34550616I don't know. If our hands sweat should we keep holding or is that a time to let go?
>>34550668MI need a haircut. I haven't gotten one in a couple of years, and it goes past my shoulders.My hairline is receding a little which kinda annoys me, but I think I'm okay with naturally going bald over the course of my late thirties and early forties. I turn 31 later this year, so I get to have hair for at least like, seven or eight more years, probably...
>>34550616If we're holding hands while walking it's a lot easier to not interlock, but otherwise I prefer that.
>>34550533MUnironically I think a lot of women want to be treated like shit. I don't think this is "good" but if you're a certain kind of dogshit, you're basically guaranteed pussy
GenderShower after you wake up or shower before you go to bed? WHY?
>>34550533Because ur a grown-ass man posting k-on reaction images
>>34550709MBefore, of course.If you go to bed sweaty that's just gross.
>>34550709After I wake up because it gets too greasy overnight even if I shower before bed
>>34550616I sweat a lot from my hands and feet so you should cling to my arm instead.
>>34550714Real
>>34550711And that's bad why?
>>34550709MAfter I wake up because it helps my brain boot up. I work out late at night though, and if I get sweaty I'll shower again.
>>34550709MAfter I wake up, because my hair gets greasyI'm fine with showering twice if you're ok with making out in the shower before bed
>>34550719It demonstrates a lifestyle centered around 2d women instead of 3d women
why can't women just find me
>>34550724Its also really really weird to be obsessed with 2d highschoolers in particular.
>>34550672Is 1.80m Tall? I have become very cautious around women claiming they like "tall" men so much, because apparently everyone except manlets it tall to women.As a man, its easy to forget you are basically dealing with a Gnome when around women.
Post genderHow can I tell my sister that I love her without scaring her off?
>>34550728NTA and M, you are not tall at that height, just above average.
>>34550730If she's older"Love you, ya big animal"If she's younger"Love you, you little creep"
>>34550728>Not even 5'11Nigga...
>>34550734nta but just in case it wasn't clear he does not mean it in a platonic way
>>34550629Very silly of me. Thank you, anon.In that case, I’m looking at skill versus actual enjoyment. Not something I’m good at, but I like trying anyways. If I’m with someone, I want to give him my best.>>34550668FI like my hair alright (hairline could be better, but that’s life), but I don’t like maintaining it. It’s really thin, so it gets greasy super quickly, and I never get volume I’m content with. I’m envious of people who can go a day without washing it and still look fine.>>34550709Usually before bed. I don’t like getting up earlier than I have to.
>>34550734Seconding this, call her an animal
>>34550738You seem alright, silly.
>>34550737That'd still work just fine for bang buddies
>>34550735>>34550732I was interested in how women percieve height, thank you very much.You are again forgetting that we are talking about people who will often barely reach the shoulder height of a guy my size.
>>34550742What if I love her and want to hold her for the rest of my life and decorate her forehead with so many kisses that even God Himself might struggle to count all of them
>>34550743>I was interested in how women percieve heightYes and I answered with facts.
>>34550724Why would I center my lifestyle around 3D foids? I just like cute anime girls
I message her and she didn't open it. She hates me right
>>34550709FBefore bed. Need to feel clean before sleeping. I stretch and exercise first thing in the morning, no time for shower until I’m done
>>34550673People who post this shit are life ruiners
>>34550745Since when do women operate on facts lmao
>>34550747How long ago did you message her?
Wow I love girls, ladies, women, bitches, hoes…especially on the internet!
>>34550749What if you dated a guy who showered in the morning? Would you still sleep in the same bed?
>>34550616Yes interlocked. If hands get too clammy, leave a little air gap.
>>34550746>>34550724Holy BASED
Your thoughts, gengear?
I'm cummin
I’m so proud of my gf after she got her promotion at work, she’s exactly where she wants to be and just has to manage a team of indians that basically do all her work for her while she kicks her feet up and gets paid to do basically nothing and and go out for brunch with the girls. I love you baby!
>>34550754like 2 hours maybe
>>34550764>just has to manage a team of indians>just>kicks her feet up and gets paid to do basically nothing>managing a team of indiansWhos gonna tell him
>>34550754Nah chill, 2 hours is nothing.
>>34550766>Unironically replying to e*tjLowest iq posters itt
>>34550756As long as he shower before going to bed
>>34550767for >>34550765
>>34550762Yep
>>34550766She’s the manager for her department and gets along with everybody like a social butterfly, the Indians pretty much know what they’re doing already and don’t need to attend safety meetings and shit like that, I kinda feel bad for them but then again that’s the job they applied for so lmao
>>34550762Why do women love glazing each other up so much?
>>34550768Get back to work Amazon jeet
ladies, why are girls sniffing my armpits?
>>34550775Women love to glaze almost has much as they love glizzies
>>34550769So you wouldn't mind a higher water bill if he showered before bed and after waking up?
>>34550762Ye
>>34550780Who the fuck has an issue with their water bill?!
>>34550764That’s nice now post your AI poop spam
>>34550783My area has crazy water bills...
>>34550777So they can use your unique armpit smell to make cops think you did a rape murder and put you in jail.
>>34550784Nah I’m in a good mood today, I’m gonna take her out to dinner this weekend and celebrate with steak and red wine whooo
>>34550788i caught a coworker really enjoying the aroma of my jacket once too...
>>34550783Only poorfags who cannot afford basic utilities struggle to pay bills on time
i only shower like once or twice a week, too
>>34550794eww
I never understood why someone wouldn't like to shower. I hate feeling dirty. How could anyone not shower for a week?
>>34550794Same only cuz my gf loves my masculine sweaty smell, as soon as I come through the front door she wants to fuck lmao
>>34550797You don’t live with another human being that shares the same the pH level with you
>>34550798you are a black man
>>34550801Muttmoment
>>34550801Samoan but thanks lol
>>34550794I usually do every other day, unless I am sweating/its summer.
Women, how heartless are you?
The cure to men’s mental health is occupying the same confined living space with a female who feels safe enough to be horny around him all the time
>>34550810can't be done
I want a mid 20s gf as a mid 30s moid
>>34550376I don't mind her getting spammed
I want a gf as a moid
>>34550762Yet 99% of the time they date menImagine that
>>34550810The Cure got some pretty good songs.
I want a gf that will carver her name all over my body
>>34550811Waking up with a used pair of her panties in your face will lower your cortisol and extend your lifespan
>>34550811>>34550810If only men weren't so niggerlicious about cohabitating with women.
>>34550818>>34550819they don't want me ok, i want that
you should only cohabitate after marriage.
>>34550819If you don’t make women horny there’s no reason to be living with another female because she will make your life a living hell, most incels here will probably take the Chris chan route at some point and that scares me
>>34550819Why would I ever want to cohabitate with a woman who is not my wife/ gf
i'm just going to assume i have magic body odor and the ladies love it i guess
>>34550797Too much work
>>34550820Hot girls are messy and leave their used clothes all over your place, this means she genuinely you loves and is a sign of marking her territory
>>34550820>>34550822>>34550823You bitches just hate when it's only her name on the title.
>>34550822>If you don’t make women hornymaybe this is why they seem to like my body odor i have been working on myself
Why do some people think "you will never be a real woman!" or accusing you of being trans on the internet is some kind of serious attack?Oh no someone thought I'm trans, I'm so offended! Not.
>>34550830Cope, your pH level remains unchanged
>>34550827It takes like 10-15 minutes
>>34550829This is phisically hurting me>>34550830I don't understand. I said that I want a girl to live with me and have hot sex every day
True or false: you can judge a man's character by how well he gets along with women who rejected him.
>>34550829Why can't I find a gf who does this?
>>34550291>You got light pockets, brokieI've spent more money on spilt liquor than you make in a year.
>>3455083710-15 minutes of effort that I could spend doing nothing
>>34550810Just call them over for a fun weekend every few weeks and leave it at at that if you value your sanity.
>>34548128Hmm, let's ask Chad-GPT:Overcoming misogyny usually involves a mix of self-reflection, learning, accountability, and practice. It’s less about declaring “I’m not sexist” and more about noticing habits, assumptions, and systems that shape behavior over time.Here are some practical ways men can work on it:Examine learned beliefsMany ideas about gender are absorbed early — from family, peers, media, religion, school, dating culture, or online communities. It helps to ask:Do I assume women are less competent in certain areas?Do I judge women more harshly for behavior I excuse in men?Do I see women primarily in terms of attractiveness, usefulness, or approval?Do I expect emotional labor, caretaking, or patience automatically?The goal isn’t guilt; it’s awareness.Listen without immediately defendingWhen women describe experiences with harassment, discrimination, fear, unequal treatment, or objectification, resist the reflex to:explain it away,compare it to men’s issues,demand proof,or make yourself the exception.Listening carefully often reveals patterns that are easy to miss from the outside.Pay attention to everyday behaviorMisogyny is often subtle rather than openly hostile. Examples include:interrupting women more,dismissing ideas until a man repeats them,judging assertive women as “aggressive,”treating women’s emotions as irrational,expecting women to manage social dynamics,reducing women to appearance.Small repeated behaviors shape culture.
>>34550846Filthy.
>>34550840sure? you can do that with a lot of things. Like being a doctor == bad character
>>34550840i got along fine with the last girl who rejected me until she took it upon herself to tell me she was in a relationship with some asshole who i know she's incompatible with because she trauma dumped me and told me multiple stories about the faggot well before i ever asked her out like, i still got along fine with her afterward but i got irritated for a second and i look quite scary when i'm irritated
>>34550849I'm like that
>>34550840MI can stay friends with a woman who rejected me and yet I'd literally and unironically eat you, so I don't know if this is true
/atoga/ women, is it true that you just want attention? You don't want my heart?
After I do my eye contact reps I will get so many women you guys will see
>>34550840It tracks on true.
>>34550854they have given themselves over to sin and want nothing more than death and destruction, mostly
I love women (platonically)!
>>34550854nag but I've never met a woman that actually cares about love, most of them have even made fun of their then-bfs
>>34550854Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new
>>34550853>I'd literally and unironically eat youUnfortunately I dropped out of my Anthropology program after the department rejected my thesis proposal on cannibalism because they decided it was too "problematic". If you would literally eat another human, you'd make a great IRB human subject interview for that thesis project.
>>34550851>i got along fine with the last girl who rejected meWhy are you talking to a woman who rejected you? That time should be spent on women who have (not yet) rejected you instead. >because she trauma dumped me and told me multiple stories about the faggot well before i ever asked her out A certain sign of a woman not being into you.
>>34550854They're just making sure we're never getting over them...
>>34550859>platonically>platoPlato was gay and fucked his teenage boy students up the ass and made them suck his cock
Kinda crazy how we are all here just to suffer. Anyway,Plap
>>34550860i kinda realized way too late that one of my sister's friends from college was trying to get my attention so the opportunity came and went but the next time i saw her she had met a guy and she was making fun of him to my sister at an event he wasn't even present at dodged a bullet
>>34550854>>34550861You smoked, then ate seven bars of chocolate. We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist.
>>34550857>>34550860>>34550866>Anon CLEARLY asks women>Incels can't help being the biggest fucking attention whores
women can I shave and apply deodorant to your armpits? yes this is a sexual thing for me
>>34550869
>>34550864The woman who very firmly rejected me after I simped for her way too hard when we were both teenagers once hit on me to the point of basically crawling on me at a pub we both frequented years later, and it was fucking weird.
>>34550864>Why are you talking to a woman who rejected youwe were at work > sign of a woman not being into you.xmfd like every girl i've banged has done this so i don't think it's that
>>34550872>(You)s me>isn't aware of the reference
>>34550863How do I get involved in something like this without losing my autonomy? I pretty much can't be honest IRL but I'm almost positive I'm free from things like the incest taboo, issues with cannibalism (barring eating brains, prion disease terrifies me), and so on. I'm doing my own PhD (in the humanities, so it's not really The Same) but I'd love to help someone else do theirs if it didn't cost my my life.
>>34550881I read " they nag they", I don't read your drivel.
>>34550877My oneitis from high school hit on me a couple years after college. We hadn't spoken since high school and she completely changed, but she came on really really hard and it made me uncomfortable.
>>34550884Slit your wrists you tryhard, I know for a fact you read all of those posts>inb4 some other bullshitI reiterate, take a knife and slice from your hand up to your elbow you subhuman freak
>>34550889Edgy.
good news! I got more sunblock :D now I can go outside without getting anxious about damaging my skin! my skin still hurts a bit though :/
>>34550892Can I lick it?
>>34550898NO! gay!
>>34550900You're a moid? My bad.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/angela-white-crying-after-sex-porn-scene/what does this article make you feel?gender
>>34550854I want his heart but he thinks I'm cringe
Moids, if your woman tells you to "Eat that pussy now", do you comply? Or do you hem and ha and try to negotiate your way out of it?
>>34550901It's always the men who write shit like that.Pretending to be all cute, while being a grown man.At least he didn't use some anime girl reaction image for once.
>>34550902She's a pathetic whore?Idk what else to think about it
>>34550901I'm so sick of people thinking I'm a foid >>34550906I never use anime girl reaction images because I'm not even trying to pretend to be a girl in the first place
>>34550902MI don't really care, but I do think it's interesting that This is the video that, years later, is one of the big "look, porn doesn't have to be bad, it can be intimate!" videos. Serves as proof for how bad it all is desu>>34550906>pretendingnta but I AM cute, it's not my fault or his fault that you're a retard that assumes anyone cute is a woman
>>34550910>a retard that assumes anyone cute is a womanI very clearly and obviously am not assuming that.Read properly.
>>34550905There's absolutely no way she'd ask for it that way, but for that reason if she did I'd think it was hot and do it.
why is it that I cum harder when I'm in a bad mood?
>>34550918Your demons are farming your cum
>>34550915Yes, yes, you assume that being cute means you're PRETENDING to be a woman, I'm so terribly sorry for not playing your pedantic word games. Do you have a GoFundMe you can post so we can all crowdfund you a gun so you can do the needful and kill yourself, you brown sack of shit?
>>34550920Oh, it's you.Such a sad existence.
>>34550905I don't like being told what to do
>>34550873No. My armpits are clipper only.
>>34550905This sounds like an abusive relationship; I'm leading with a right hook
>>34550917How are you supposed to ask for it?
>>34550762I never liked this bit. The women who say it are always dating men. It feels like they’re coping for fear of not being bisexual enough.Granted, I like masculine men and butch women, and one of those is a lot more common than the other. Maybe they’re being honest and it’s just a numbers game I’m on the other side of. It’s annoying either way.>>34550918The difference between being upset & cumming is probably bigger than the distance between being happy & cumming. Maybe that makes it feel more intense? Walking into hot weather feels more dramatic if you keep it colder inside.
>>34550905I'd tame her even more.
>>34550905Why would I try to negotiate my way out of my favorite meal?
I don't understand how Beyonces song Who rules the world (Girls) is supposed to be empowering. Sounds misandrist
>>34550937Misandry is empowering
>>34550902Makes me feel disgusted that porn culture exists. I want it all gone. Moids should be forced to support local women if they even so much as get a boner on the street.
Moids. Do you need a big dick for prone bone?
>>34550932It might be sweaty and not fresh and clean.
>>34550905I'd probably laugh.
>>34550945And?
>>34550942Yeah, which is bad because it's my favorite position in theory but I'm too small to make it work most of the time
>>34550942Depends on how fat you both are.
I want to cut a harpies legs off and pluck out the biggest feather she has and put it on my helmet.
those who aren't dickmaxxed are doomed to looksmaxx
>>34550946I'd wipe that fucking smart ass smirk off your face with a snail trail.
>>34550937Beyonce is a murderer
If I have sex with someone that got epilepsy, how do I know if they're having an orgasm or if they're having a seizure?
>>34550960Moid hands
>>34550958>tfw 4" bone pressed and a solid 2/10I think I'm going to escortmaxx, personalitymaxxing just got me cheated on
State gender. If you knew nothing about him or his personality, would you consider Clavicular to be a 10/10? If no, what would you rate him?
>>34550967F Not really. Maybe a 8. His personality makes him hotter. Hes so lost and broken, its really cute. I want to ruin his life, make it so that he can never love again.
Why is this general obsessed with claviclular
Fuck Virgos!
>>34550975there's one poster who keeps posting about him
>women do find Clavicular hot, the only problem is that he's literally retardedIt's over, looksmaxxers and blackpillers were right
>>34550975Hes Chadvicular.
>>34550975he has a pretty face
>>34550905I do it, yes
as someone with a big dick there is no way clavs is over 6"
>>34550963Sometimes they share symptoms. Just educate yourself on the recovery position if they go unresponsive.
>>34550967No. He's a cool 6.
>>34550975Idk, not anywhere on my timeline. Hubs only had one video.
She answered me and then left me on read. It is so over
>>34550967>State gender. If you knew nothing about him or his personality, would you consider Clavicular to be a 10/10? If no, what would you rate him?He's bogged, he'd still be bogged
>>34550975Paid engagement bait.
I'm so depressed, I think I need a moid to literally hold my hand to motivate me to complete basic tasks
>>34550996me
>>34550982As someone with about 6.5 - 7": Is that big or not? I have been told that its big but assumed the girl was just being nice to me and horny. As of recent, I have started to get doubts that I may actually have somewhat of a big dick.
>>34550994Paid by who? Why would anybody be paid to generate engagement on this fucking forum?
>>34550996As you wish m'lady
>>34550996aww, i did stuff like that for my ex when she was going through heroin withdrawaland she still left me
>>34550996I consider a blowjob to be a basic female task.
>>34550967Not even close.Like a 7, maybe. Body looks good from what I can see but his face ruins it.
How does instagram know to recommend people I am adjacent too if I never talked to them or visited their profile and have no common friends
>>34550996I'll gladly hold your hand anon :3
>>34550967I think his mouth is kind of weird. He looks really Instagrammy, which is fine, but not for me.>>34551000I can only speak for myself, but I think that's pretty big.And for what it's worth, porn dicks are great for visuals and really, really scary in real life.
>>34550972>>34550985>>34551007Foids be lying. Even the Conservative Tradwives fall head over heels for him and would fuck him if he asked.
>>34551010facebook knows pretty much everything about you, so it's hard to say. maybe they looked you up, maybe your phone was geolocated close to theirs for an extended period of time, maybe it recognized their voice while it was open, etc.
>>34551012>really, really scaryi love the tension this builds and how it melts away into orgasms because of my skill at wielding something so unwieldly
>>34551014Their opinions are useless. They would date boogie2988 if he was rich and had a farm.
>women all say how nice huge penises, claim they're "scary" and then cheat on you with someone who's bigger anywayI think I'm done pretending women are meaningfully human desu
>>34551012Women should be able to take 6 inches of cock minimum in all 3 holes. If you can't you need to practice and work out whichever hole(s) can't take that.
>>34551012>really, really scary in real lifeHow many porn dicks have you seen in real life?
>>34551019how do you know their dick is bigger? did you look yourself?
>>34551018yea i wonder how much of the reaction to anyone like him is because of the camera and the idea of clout and celebrity that it implies
>>34551015It is so weird how right it got. 1 I used to see every friday and the other I see twice a week with no commons
>>34550975It's a Jeet who keeps posting about him to farm yous
>>34551022he gave it a tug
>>34551022I was told by both of my two most recent exes
>>34551028if your ex is somehow bitter enough to reach out and tell you the next guy is bigger than you, your ex is absolutely bitter enough to lie to you that the next guy is bigger than you.
>>34551029Perhaps, but twice in a row? And in one of the cases I saw pictures
i still view women as human but they're clearly the lesser vessels
Women how would you feel if your husband converted to Islam and made you wear a hijab
do you think joking with a lawyer about tax fraud is a good flirt?
How 2 date my cusin?poast genner
>>34551014You've got to be full of shit. Look at his nose. And just like...everything. He looks like he's having an allergic reaction.
Women how would you feel if your husband didn’t convert to Islam but still wanted you to wear a hijab as a piece of fetish gear? Like as a treat for him.
>>34551034I'm not wearing a hijab. I gain hair powers from the sunlight. >He can wear the hijab.
I feel so restless and disquietedI wish I could connect with others authentically
ladieshow do you feel about 1950s household and open use
>>34551035You should be careful about making law jokes with lawyers. They hear a lot of them so it gets grating.
Post genderCould you date someone who hates poor people?>inb4 you're evilI've been homeless, the vast majority of people who are below middle class are there because they have no desire to be normal, decent individuals
>>34551042same :(
>>34551000NtaIt is and it isn't. It's big for sex purposes but not so big that she's going to have a reaction. I've seen several 6.5 inch dicks and they're great, my favorite. But the one 8 incher I saw broke my brain for a minute. Genuinely shocking. I could never have dated that guy I needed 2 days to recover, and had to have eaten recently but not tooooo recently before we had sex or he would make me puke. Shaken up like a can of soda, he was poking things that weren't meant to be poked from the inside.
Why do women like male hands so much?
Why is this a thing now?
>>34551046AAAAAAAAAABe well anon
>>34551044I didn't know that. She is in college so I might be good still
>>34551045M. Nah I'm on board.
>>34551048Reading this makes me want to die, I hate these threadsI'm going to beat my next gf just because of you
>>34551048Why do trannies type this shit
>>34551043No. 2026 household and >he is open use.
>>34551049they imagine it punching and doing things to them or something
>>34551049>His are cute.
>>34551045>Post gender>Could you date someone who hates poor people?>>inb4 you're evil>I've been homeless, the vast majority of people who are below middle class are there because they have no desire to be normal, decent individualsNot sure. I'd be a hypocrite and contrarian so I guess not.
I want to squeeze her hand gently!
>>34551055Foids, would you let your man buy you this coffee cup?
>>34551045F>Could you date someone who hates youThink this is a bit of a non starter anon>>34551055How is it any different than like, H cup boobs. You go "wow" when they're really big but are they really that much better than a good set of DDs?>>34551049Think about it for like 2 minutes. What might you do to/for a woman with your hands in a sexual context?
>>34551057good way to get yourself slapped, miss
>>34550905>make me, i know you're a whore for my tongue
>>34551045MNo and I in fact have a crush on a broke girl
>>34551043Sounds terrible
>>34551017I can see the appeal to that.>>34551021Okay fair point, I'm extrapolating. Dicks that are well above average size are intimidating to me. Again, I can only speak for myself - I know there are other women who feel differently.>>34551049Strong, skilled, nice to hold.
>>34551063Yeah, if it was true.
These women are so fucking disgusting
>>34551064>How is it any different than like, H cup boobs.Boobs don't actually impact one's enjoyment of sex, whereas big dicks quite literally hit new spotsAre you retarded like the rest of your sex or are you just posting bait?
>>34551065Lemme hold it for >him.
>>34550975It's only one weirdo
>>34551045Mno, hating poor people shows very bad character
Is it forearm posting hour yet?
My boyfriend said he would like it if I kept some more hair down there, which I am not used to because I usually wax consistently. Anyway, if I am keeping more hair down there for him, am I supposed to still get rid of the hair lower down, by my actual vag? Do I shave the outskirts at all or truly let it all grown the same? I don't have much hair, maybe 1cm max
>>34551078Yes, do it
>>34551074>quite literally hit new spotsAre you saying you want her to be in pain after and sometime puke because of sex because that's fucked up.Like you're mad you can't hurt her with your dick you have to settle for enjoyable sex with a normal amount of prep? What the fuck?
>>34551051I am practicing eye contact. I think it will help
>>34551082>implying women even ITT don't constantly post about wanting big dicks>implying women do not cheat to experience bigger dicks>implying women do not stay in bad relationships because of the guy having a big dickI can post a hundred thousand examples and you'll probably deflect from them all too
>>34551083It will, baby steps. Hopefully you don’t end up like me and go through all the steps but the feelings remain
>>34551082sorry, you were probably scarred by a teenager like me before they learned any skill or restraint with their large dick or you're just a low effort ho who fucks men who don't care about the women they fuck
>>34551084I just got here, but the only fair thing you posted was the first point, and even then it's a healthy appreciation for big dicks and not constant or from everyone unanimously.
>>34551085The thing I don't get is how to be vulnerable with people. Like some people, almost everyone, just trigger my alert mode and I become blank
>>34551086I take it back, you’re all disgusting
Why do women get to grope male coworkers' arms in the workplace yet men get fired if they so much glance at a boob?
>>34551088Dunno, I’m never vulnerable with anyone, I’ve just become really good at faking it. I think it’s supposed to be about mindfulness and forcing yourself out masking
>>34551050women? Blame adam
>>34551092Because men can say no but they don't want to not be groped by women.
>>34551089look up "a spot" penetration some women like being stretched out
>>34551092It's about understanding individual boundaries, pretty much anything in private between two people is okay if it's consensual. At work yesterday, I let a coworker friend smell my hair, but if a rando coworker came up and sniffed me it'd be an issue.
>>34551084Those "big dicks" in question are the 6.5 to 7 inchers we were discussing. Do you know how rare the 8 inches are?There are a TON of 6.5 long dicks out there. Most dicks are within an inch of average. The monster dicks you see are literallh the top 1% of dicks. The fact that I've even seen one is a fluke. It was like seeing a 7 foot tall man. Exciting and titillating but ultimately freakish and not a good option to settle down with.Your feelings are hurt because YOU feel inferior anon. Men are way more obsessed with big dicks than women are, always have been.
>>34551096Yeah I have a big dick, you’re all disgusting because you people feel the need to share it with others. Literally just like disgusting animals who eat their own shit and fuck in it
>>34551064I hooked up with a girl with H cups, I cannot go back to D's unironically, it ruined me
>>34551093ye, idk. There was this girl that just soothed me and I could say anything. But is so rare
>>34551098Can you shut up and fuck off annoying tranny >>34551101
>>34551102sir?
>>34551099>eah I have a big dickohhhhhyou must be real uncoordinated huh sorry it worked out like that for you
Women, why are you like this?
>>34551098>Do you know how rare the 8 inches are?Erm everymoid on /atoga/ is an 8 incher thoughever
would anyone like to play Second Life with methis isn't a shitpost
>>34551104What the fuck are you talking about
>>34551105men have never cheated or used women in history ever
>>34550958but what if I looksmaxx and also dickmaxx?
8 inches isn't THAT rare 9 probably is though
>>34551098Men are obsessed with the size of their penis because women often use it as ammo against them
Ah nice the baiting tranny is gonna spam dick talk for the next 3 hours
>>34551063is that lauren?
dick inflation is getting out of hand
>>34551108>be in pain after and sometime puke because of sexthe things you described are things you'd only witness if you were really bad at using your dick
so femanon, how is your moid hand pic collection going?
>>34551115Stop talking about hentai
>>34551107Is it pc
>>34551039one of my most popular fap fantasies used to be being forcibly treated like a muslim woman
>>34551117Yeah that wasn’t me, you’re an annoying faggot. I’d beat you to death if I knew you irl
>>34550623Nothing you wouldn’t get it
>>34551119I don't consume these kind of things mkay
I'm so happy I'm in a relationship. If I had to deal with any of this shit I would lose my mind. Godspeed.
>>34551118Pretty good. [>he is not a moid]
>>34551120yeah
>>34551111I've seen two dicks that big, but it was in a clinical setting where they were only a hindrance to everyone involved.
>>34551086We were both kind of low effort ho-ing It wasn't intentional on his part my ability to take it varried wildly based on how well I was feeling before he came over and I'm always hesitant to tap out until it goes from minor discomfort to actual pain, but minor discomfort during the act can lead to pain later.>>34551100Thank you for your feedback this is interesting.>>34551105Bitches do what they gotta do when they can't have their own credit card I guess?
>>34551118I just look at hisI open the images multiple times a day though
I was in a good mood then I was in a really bad mood then I was happy again and now I'm suicidal, someone please make it stop :((
>>34551125I miss being single
>>34551132smoke weed and go to bed
men how do you want to be repaid when spending a lot on a girl?
femanon want to swap cleavage for hand pics
>>34551070All women will rim at least once at some point in their life.
>>34551132Do some square breaths and hum Your vagus nerve is FUCKED
>>34551135I need for her to hug and kiss me at first so I can heal. Then sex
>>34551112You have it backwards.It's the go to because it's practically guaranteed to hurt his feelings. Not because it's true. Literally all of you are weird about it. Even if you have 7 inch dick if a woman calls it small you fucking fall apart.If you want to hurt someone's feelings you pick at the thing they themselves are most insecure about, not the thing you are bothered by.
Are you a bad kisser?
>>34551141>Even if you have 7 inch dick if a woman calls it small you fucking fall apart.this doesn't happen to me maybe it's because i'm 8"
>>34551142I never kissed so probably
>>34551142i used to be good but zoomers don't know how to kiss like millennials and i only date zoomers now so i'm out of practice
>>34551134I don't smoke weed>>34551139my vagus nerve?
>>34551142Dunno, haven't actually asked •n•
>>34551147They’re all high maintenance
>>34551132Have a glass of water and at least 200 calories.>>34551117Nta but I think the guy is getting a lot of flak for what was essentially me not tapping out soon enough and having an eating disorder.
Why do moids say they like low maintenance women and then only show intrest or goon to high maintenance women? Do you like to cuck yourself out of a good looking woman or something?
are there girls that are into having a boyfriend that is their pet? or is that just a male fantasy?
>>34551152why did you post this twice? are you ok?
>>34551152What is a high maintenance woman? I am stupid
I don’t understand why women are so fucking awful. Maybe I’m meant to die alone
>>34551152Don't post bait like this, you can do better
>>34551151>me not tapping outidk i can tell when a lady is feeling pain from my dick and i'm not like a psychic or anything ok maybe i'm a little psychic
What does 8" dick actually feel like to a girl besides pain
>>34551153I've read porn where a guy is treated like a pet/sexual tool and it was pretty hot. But it was never a gf/bf relationship.
>>34551132It won't ever go away but you'll probably have more periods of it getting "better"You can choose if you want to an hero now or try and make it through but I'm going to be very blunt: it will never go away and you will likely want to kill yourself again, almost definitely way worse than you want to now.
>>34551159I think you're just trying to brag.It's not like I was wincing and grimacing it probably came off as seeming "focused".
>>34551160You feel really full but in a good way and there's a lot of spots that you'd never even think about existing
Is the inside of a pussy like tentacles?
>>34551160Only ever had a toy that big, but it feels like scooping out your insides and applying pressure where you didn't know you could feel anything.
Women if your husband drowned in a lake would you be like finally
>>34551163>I think you're just trying to bragdid you even get a warm up orgasm? those are standard w me
I love my boyfriend's dick because I love him. Is there supposed to be more to it than that? I don't really understand why (or how) you'd pick a partner based on dick size. You're spending more time with each other doing normal stuff than you are fucking.>>34551153Permanently would be really draining for me, but I think it could be fun in short bursts.
>>34551160Basically like a 6.5 inch dick plus pain.The 6.5er can reach the same spot inside my body it just doesn't deform my insides past where that spot inside me is meant to sit and tickle my intestines.
>>34551159>>34551163>>34551166>>34551170I wish this larping tranny would fuck off
>>34551045MYeah >T. Poor as shit, know what they're like
I'm really having to start coming to terms with the fact that if you hadn't made it by 2020 you can't anymore. How the fuck did we end up here?
>>34551162I know, I'm used to it. it would be nice if it didn't happen though
Women why do you think you'd be a gigachad if you were a man?
>>34551158Fine. Here is some better bait.
>>34551045Why were you homeless?
>>34551170>more bragging>I do this normal and expected thing and think I'm good at sex because of itI don't find this conversation interesting.>>34551173Only one of those posts is me lol. And since you keep going on about it I'm not trans, or fat, so you're not hurting my feelings. Should have gone for crazy.
>>34550975Isn't he that zyz guy but zoomer?
Waiting for my depression to go away so i can feel something, has this worked for anyone?
>>34551182It’s not about hurting your feelings it’s to get you to stop posting, but you’re probably CB so you’re a dumb cunt anyway
>>34551183very different personalities
my hair feels nice today
Why did he. Why did I. What did we do?
>>34551181The tl;dr is that my parents were both really bad with money and did not take care of themselves physically or mentally, so I had to support all of us on more than one occasion
>>34551185no, you need to do random shit and eventually stumble on something that makes you feel things. It is like malicious compliance but for life
>>34551185I would advise against that course of action. I've kind of transitioned to waiting to die. Probably going to be a while and I'm very unmotivated to do anything at all.>>34551186>CBWho? Genuine question.>To get you to stop Do you feel like that's working? Kinda feels like you're getting yourself all worked up when you could just hide the posts.
>>34551194>hide the postThat requires reading your tranny larp, when you could just as easily go back to your discord. Matter of fact you should kill yourself
>>34551182>I do this normal and expected thing and think I'm good at sex because of itwell, clearly the guy you were with didn't care to do it with you so how normal and expected is it really
What might be going through this persons head ?We didn’t speak for about 3 days. i reach out, they respond, and during that text conversation i ask a question, but they don’t respond for a week. I send a long apology for the 3 day break, give them an easy out if they just didn’t know how to break it off. They respond and take the easy out, but don’t explain why they didn’t respond for a week either.I can assume they met someone new? Or suddenly lost interest?
32yo virgin F hereI’m ugly. Do you think I should download Tinder and fuck with the first decently looking guy that swipes right on me? I have low self-esteem and I should be thankful a man is willing to fuck my pussy
>>34551201If you wantYou might even meet someone who likes you
>>34551201The only genuinely ugly women I've seen have been disabled; please cease your bait
>>34551123Whaaat I won't judge
>>34551167No it's like your fingertip when you've been in the bath for too long but smooth and slimy>>34551169I think I'd be angry at him for being a dumbass who got himself into a situation where he drowned in a lake?>>34551198How did you...By saying it's normal and expected I'm implying he did do it. I was initially suspicious but now I'm really suspicious, have you actually had sex? An orgasm can warm me up from only being able to take 4 comfortable to the 6.5 but literally nothing outside of surgery is going to make more room for the 8 incher.>>34551196Oh boo hoo you can follow reply chains you don't have to read shit. >>34551201Absolutely not you'll get traumatized.
I need to shave
How do I stop giving her beard burn???
>>34551179Because Im already 6'2" and the men in my family are even taller and broader. Allegedly big dicks too. I went to the same highschool as my brother and I remember the rumors about his 9-incher.
>>34551211Pretend that you have sandpaper on your face, shave, or condition so deeply that your nose hairs feel soft.
>>34551207>literally nothingyou're fucking retarded literal children pass through vaginas they can stretch
>>34551213Hurry up and fuck your brotherWomen who can't even do that should just die
>>34551205Not bait. Men are judgmental to women who do hookups. They say we are worthless, but they also hate ugly women so I can’t win kek
>>34551218Yes, being a whore is bad; no, being an ugly whore is not good
>>34551217Gross. I have normal, healthy boundaries.
>>34551207Kill yourself
>>34551199You'll never know and it doesn't matter. I am aware that that sucks but that's how you have to look at it. Whatever was going on in their head isn't your problem and you will never have enough information to come to a definitive conclusion so don't waste time trying.>>34551216You're talking about stretching width wise, I'm talking length. They don't load the whole baby into the vagina and then pop it out you can't fit a 20 inch long infant in a vagina all at the same time silly. The cervix opens when the baby is coming out that's how you get an object longer than the length of the vaginal canal in there. When the cervix is closed the canal is what it is, and mine happens to tap out at about 7 inches.
>>34551179I think I'd be relatively attractive based on how many teachers were weird with my dad. And probably at least 6 feet tall. But my autism would nerf me. What's endearing and quirky as a woman would get me put on some sort of list as a guy.
>>34551209I shaved today, it ruined my day
Any time I'm tempted to have sex I watch real non-hentai porn and the desire is gone. Absolutely disgusting
>>34551221Holy cringe, it's like you don't even care about 9"Almost like you're just a larping tranny
>>34551230Porn is indeed gross. I just look at pretty women
Where everyone?
>>34551224wrong. just ask ai, i don't care to type at people this dumb i know more about this dumb cunts cunt than she fucking does. pathetic.
>>34551231Why would I care? Hes my whole ass brother.
>>34551230I'm kinda with you there. It's really hard to find porn that doesn't take you out of it because something is gross.>>34551234Aw come on at least try with a fake rebuttal. I like proving people wrong with easily verifiable information.
>>34551216you're not going to encourage women to like bigger dicks by telling them they're physically able to do something extremely painfulcapable does not mean enjoyable
Femanons, when did you find out most men are gay and they are secretly attracted to trannies and boys in anime clothing?
>>34551238>The vaginal canal, supported by the pelvic floor muscles (particularly the levator ani group), undergoes extreme elongation as the baby descends. Research indicates these muscles can stretch to over three times their normal resting length during the crowning phase of labor. This longitudinal stretching allows the pelvic floor to thin out and move aside, facilitating the baby's passage through the birth canal. The accordion-like rugae (folds) in the vaginal walls unfold not only to widen the canal but also contribute to its overall lengthening and distensibility. dumb cunt
>>34551201Fake and gay.
>>34551235>whole assI wasn't suggesting anal you perv
>>34551213Hi femanon, how's the weather up there?How's dating life as a tall woman? Is it actually harder?
>>34551240There's midget wrestling at a popular boardwalk normie club.Why? I would assume this is what moids want.
let's see if the dumb cunt can read and math
>>34551240>Femanons, when did you find out most men are gay and they are secretly attracted to trannies and boys in anime clothing?When I was a teenager, I wish I had understood later on. Tbh I understand why some guys do brainwash themselves in being homos.
>>34551118I dont have any
>>34551243It’s not. I’m desperate and I lost faith in getting a bf
women would you be sad if men didnt have nipples?
>>34551230>Absolutely disgustingand that's why I never watched porn, after that one time I did of course.not that I find sex disgusting, I find pornography disgusting
>>34551253yeah, I can't bite them off if they're not there
>>34551201no you're gonna get pumped and dumped and you're gonna feel worse than you do now
>>34551239Baby head and extra long dick don't even stretch it on the same axis. I don't think his intention is convincing anyone of anything lol. >>345512423x normal resting length is probably like 12 inches not the entire length of a baby. Like just look at a human torso compared to 20 inches where the fuck is it gonna go.The 4 in to 6.5 stretch I described earlier is probably bang on for sexual activity rather than birth. And you're forgetting about all the hormones present during birth. Having 8 inches as a "semi comfortable limit" is in line with this information I'm not sure what you think you're proving here other than that you don't personally have a vagina.
I have nipple and clit sucking lips
>>34551255youve never done that
>>34551242anon the body can do lots of things during exceptional situationsthere are stories of people lifting cars to save their children from wrecks, that doesn't mean they can lift a car normallyjust because something is possible during childbirth doesn't mean it's possible (or desirable) during everyday life
>>34551259you can be the first
I’ve been watching black people getting called brown. I thought brown meant MENA, Indians and latinos
>>34551253I think it would be weird, but they never want me to touch them anyway it wouldn't change much.
>>34551253Yes :c
So my friend finally decided to reach out to this bitch but he did it in the most half baked way but she thankfully agreed and we have since followed each other and have sent a couple messages to each other. However, what pisses me off is for my other friend, this dude in the span of 2 days, goes back and forth texting about how our friend is “kind of” interested in this other girl he knows and glazes the fuck out of him to her and now she’s interested in him, he’s interested in her, and there’s no bullshit of trying to figure out if she’s into him or not whereas I now have to navigate talking to this woman and hope that she’s under the impression I’m romantically interested while not knowing if she gives a shit about me at all. Fuck everyone. Why does everyone hate me? How can I be more likable?
>>34551224I think mostly I’m worried I offended them, and that they are orchestrating my demise as revenge. And I do genuinely feel bad if they are going through something else awful right now
>>34551257i never argued a vagina stretched the entire length of a baby, that's your dumb cunt mind cooking up a strawman because you know you're wrong, it was a device to demonstrate that what you said was IMPOSSIBLE without surgery is actually normal as fuck and as for regular sex, you can likely stretch more than 7", and probably stretched more during times when the same guy didn't hurt you as much, because this all has to do with arousal and probably where you're at in your cycle moronic cunt
Women be honest... if it started raining men would you sing halleluiah
>>34551270Yes
>>34551187They're both drug users so same to me
>>34550741Aw shucks. Thanks, anon! :)>>34551270I think I'd mostly be worried. How high up are the clouds? Do they have parachutes?
None of your problems will matter soon so why complain
>>34551256So, about that… I have gay bottom friends who say they envy women because we have an easy time finding men to fuck (pump and dump) us so maybe it’s not so bad? Even though I’m an ugly woman, gay bottom men would love to be in my place
>>34551277Is this gonna be the predominant tranny larp for the next few months
>>34551268See it wasn't that hard to put in a little effort.You're missing my original point dude. Just because the 8 inch dick fits inside the stretched vaginal canal doesn't mean it fits in the rest of my body. The trash bag is too big for the can essentially. I can fit the 8 inch dick in there, but not without getting poked in the literal guts. Even if the vaginal canal COULD stretch to the entire length of my body that doesn't mean a dick that long would fit there. Are you getting that?So I'm possibly off by maybe 4 inches on the size of the bag, but what you're not getting is that it doesn't matter if the bag is bigger. My intestines are in the way. If I was pregnant the baby would be crushing them but I'm not up for that every time I have sex. Someone with different proportions or a differently shaped vaginal canal can probably take a bigger dick with no issue but for me I tap out at 7 like I said. If I wanted him to jostle my shit I'd ask for anal I don't need/want that from the front lol.
>>34551280I swear I’m not a tranny
>>34551266I'm sorry anon you're gonna have to rewrite this post if you want an answer because I cannot follow.Are there two girls or is there just one and your friend is interested in her now that you're shooting your shot?
>>34551262People are dumb
>>34551281Good lord you are foul and disgusting
>>34551270No, that's scary. I'd be singing this.https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0?si=n5cUrsXhnpvg-qDF
>>34551277NtaI thought gay bottoms had a decently easy time? Like they're basically in the same position women are the only problem is that there are less gay men than straight ones? Do you have ugly friends?
Women do you like how warm men are?
>>34551287and absolutely fucking retarded
turns out the dumb cunt can't read or math and has no sense of awareness not that surprising really
>>34551277Gay bottoms are the biggest sluts on the planet, that isn't true at all. If you finally get the satisfaction of affection from the opposite sex you've been starved of for so long, you'll be emotionally crushed when he doesn't text you back. Just get on the dating app, date normally and take your time to have sex.
atoga selfie
>>34551290Yeah, I find it helpful/useful.>>34551287>>34551292>>34551293Here are your (you)s you're pretending you don't want.
>>34551295*closes eyes*
>>34551289They wish straight men fucked them. They have a fetish for buff and aggressive straight men. Many troon out so they can have sex with straight guys
i wish to rest my head on boobiful moid pecs
>>34551296one of those isn't me, foul trollop
Women describe your ideal moid hands If you're gonna skip this question and not answer that at least say whether you like them calloused or soft
Gay guys are funny. Their attraction to men is like not like women’s. They like stuff such as bodybuilding dudes and men feet xD
>>34551298So they have the same but opposite problem lesbian tops do?>>34551300I assumed they were 3 different posters this just makes it funnier. I'm still suggesting hiding the posts you're clearly triggered.
>>34551290>he is probably colder than me.
>>34551298Blaire White is one of these gay bottoms. He trooned out so he could fuck straight men. What’s even stranger is that he has many right-wing male SIMPs
>>34551301Long fingers that are lean but not bony, prominent veins, palms smooth but not necessarily soft, strong grip strength, dexterous
I have body dysmorphia but for other people When I first meet them they look like a cartoon caricature freakin bizarro version of their real selves and every other time they look normal
>>34551284SorryThere are two girls, friend A knows them both and is attempting to set me and friend B up with the two girls. Friend A just rolled out the red carpet and shined the shoes of friend B for girl number one but for me and girl two, he basically threw the shoe shining kit at me and told me to do it myself. I don’t even think this girl is aware of my interest or anything and I doubt she’s even interested in me. She did heart the message friend A sent when he talked about me but all he said to her about me was “he’s nice, similar to you, and loves movies and music” but when talking about friend B to girl one he literally sent PARAGRAPHS of text, glazing the fuck out of him and making him seem like the most desirable person ever. Now I’m just sad and wish I never even did this in the first place because she probably isn’t into me at all
Women, do you feel represented by the vaginas in pornography and anatomy textbooks?
>>34551290Yep, I usually get cold very fast 0w0
>excuse me, i'm a dumb fucking cunt and i have a foul axe wound, so i'm obviously an authority on female biology and will easily debunk your posts with easily verifiable information >debunks nothing >still posting at me absolutely disgusting
>>34551301Soft plzAlready posted
>>34551314Idk I keep things hairy down there so I forgot how my vagina looks like
>>34551299you wish dick
>>34551313This might be in your favor, your friend over promised for your friend B and you have more room to impress her because her expectations are lower. You need to RIZZ her anon
>>34551320i wish his peepee was in his mouth too desu
I hate women
Men, be honestOn a scale from 1 to 10, how much you hate women? Tell us the truth
guys I'm really sick of people calling me a girl, it's been happening for 3 days now, not just on this board
>>34551325which board, the gay board?
>>34551301I'm not a creative writer that's too much work. Physically soft is better but calloused does more for me mentally, so, doesn't matter unless he's really bad at oral in which case he needs soft hands.>>34551313NtaIf I were you I'd be worrying more about friend A than the girl. Is he interested in her or embarrassed to be friends with you? Something is up there.>>34551314I don't look at a whole lot of either but I guess so. >>34551316Why are you acting like a 15 year old girl? Go back to the arguing that was less pathetic and more interesting.
Feelings are so fleeting
>>34551324the only woman I hate is kenzie, everyone else is fine
>>34551324Usually, a 2-4. Right now I’m at a 9
>>34551324I don't hate women, I resent them. That's different. Though I do resent them to an extreme degree.
>>34551301whichever hands the moids post of theirs
just hiccupped and almost threw upwhy did women do this to me?
>>34551326no I don't go to the gay board
no wonder they're not texting back dumb cunt
I think I’m allergic to men, everytime I touch them I break out into a rash or get deathly ill or develop an ache or pain
>>34551337no it just means they are dirty
>>34551325So stop fucking acting like one you attention whore
>>34551336Who are you talking to
If men liked women they wouldn’t have committed the worst humans rights violations on us for over 10,000 years. Men are enslaving women and raping babies in Congo right now
>>34551324Like 4 or 5
The way tall lean men's legs taper around their ankles makes me horny for some reason
the dumb cunt insecure about not getting a text back for 3 days
>>34551341thats not the average man tho
>>34551332I'm still mad about how you called that other guy's hands perfect and not mine.
>>34551344Why is it no wonder
>>34551340I'm assuming >>34551327
>>34551340He’s talking to that one foid who was talking about 8 inch dicks
>>34551341Most of the time men like women's bodies and not "women" as a whole
>>34551339I'm not acting like one
no everyone itt except me is a dumb fucking cunt at this point
>>34551351What’s there to like about women besides that
>>34551349>>34551350Those aren’t the same anons
>>34551337I saw something recently that said recurring BV or yeast infections were the male partners fault not the woman's. Which tracks. I would get yeast infections often with my first two boyfriends, not at all with the next 2. Makes me wonder how bad their hygiene was because I know bf #4 barely washed his hands, but his body was always very clean.>>34551349I don't think it's me? Unless he's mixing me up/combining me with someone who's being ghosted. I'm unsure as to whether he's confused or just not very creative with insults.
>>34551346that was not me, im innocent
>>34551343I like seeing >his knees.They're so geometrical.>image limitNow it's my turn!
>>34551355Don’t really care, they may as well be, foids of a feather
>>34551353it looks like you’re the real retard here fella
>>34551321Well yeah but what if she thinks I’m just some weird guy or that I just want to be her friend? Friend A totally fucked me, he didn’t really create a channel of communication for us, he just threw us together and now I need to figure out if she’s even remotely interested in me. She has sent 2 texts in the span of 7 hours and I doubt she’s that busy. Meanwhile friend B is sending me and friend A screenshots of the two of them going back and forth and how the girl he’s trying to get at called him adorable and all this other bullshit. If friend A put in the slightest bit of effort, she could at least reject me immediately and not waste my time. It instead I have to sit around and wait and hope something happens>>34551327>If I were you I'd be worrying more about friend A than the girl. Is he interested in her or embarrassed to be friends with you?Idk. Friend A has a gf of like 6 years, he worked with the girl he’s setting up friend B with but he’s known the girl he’s setting me up with for at least 3 years and they’ve hung out irl several times before and text pretty frequently for friends. He probably just doesn’t like me that much
>>34551355They are
>>345513241. The list of women who have ever done anything to make me dislike them isn't even a page long. It's like... four people, tops.
I’m Indian and I live in a mulatto country but I have zero attraction to black and brown men (except tunisians). This is my story
>>34551356>recurring BVThat's a big problem in this thread yeah
MOVE ITSOLDIER>>34551368>>34551368>>34551368
>>34551366Kinda gay bro
>>34551361>He probably just doesn’t like me that muchThat's definitely the impression I'm getting. Or that he's convinced it isn't going to go anywhere because you're not her type or whatever so he didn't bother trying. She knows you're interested. Why else would you want her number?
>>34551361You have to get a dialogue going, women like it when you take initiative
New>>34551376
>>34551362They're not, and you look silly
>>34551372>She knows you're interested. Why else would you want her number?I mean I guess so, but maybe that’s why she’s being slow to respond: she’s going to let me down east by slowly not talking to me>>34551375How do you mean? Get a dialogue going about what exactly?
>>34551384Fucking anything, your common interests, your lives, just talk to her compliment her be engaged
>>34551246Honestly dating is great! I like shorter guys and they like me.
>>34551438Well, after I said hi to her and introduced myself, I asked her what kind of music she’s in to since my friend said we have similar sensibilities
I feel like I got brainwashed. It feels organic but it's like I was replaced and I see a lot of people seemingly having changed their mind in similar ways, which seems suspicious.How do I tell if I fell for propaganda?
>>345513242 or 2.5, whereas the ave man is like a 3
>>34551262Currycel can’t cope
>>34548394iq correlated i bet
