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First for I have a bias for hapa women but Alysa Liu is just alright
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State GenderWhat is your primary style that most people see you in?What is your pocket secondary style that only some people see you in?
Do women want to be approached by men? Not in the "HI LETS GO OUT" sense but a man trying to just talk? Where would women WANT to be talked to?Or is it too vague a question?
Why don't guys kiss after?
Gen Z Boss and a mini > New Frank Green and a Sneaky Link > 5'3 and an attitude > Itty bitty titties and a bob > Secret Product and a Trench > Fake tan hands and a hoop
>>34555155Do you like it when a stranger tries to strike up a full conversation with you in public?
I'm 20yo and I have no interest but music. What should I get into? I am pretty depressed.
>>34555156Damn it's one thing to bait for hornyposts on /atoga/ to schlick to later, but to do it in your comment section on tiktok?I thought it was generally men not wanting to kiss women after swallowing why would a guy be detracted from kissing a girl because there is grool on his lips?
>>34555155Women are BEGGING to be approached but no guys are!
>>34555167What kind of depression is it, this will flavor the type of band you will be getting recommended from me.Regardless, here is one of my suggestionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1crwMGppZR4
>>34555167Give hiking and camping a try. Hiking is pretty much free and does nothing but good for you.
>>34555169They should've tried splitting up for 10 minutes to see if a guy would come talk to them while they're alone.
Anyone notice that atoga only becomes good once image limit is full?
>>34555165I suppose not... I just don't know how to meet women IRL then. Is it at all doable?
Women want ONE thing
>>34555167>>34555173I read the other anons reply and realize now that I have misunderstood the essence of your post.I second that you should get into hiking. Consider getting into running/any sort of cardio also.
>>34555173def leppard
I've met many a white boy
>>34555179It’s totally doable, but you shouldn’t try to do it while you and she are both running errands. That’s all I meant; I should’ve been more clear.Personally, I’ve met most women I’ve known through a shared activity or have been set up with them by friends or family.
>>34555185Thoughts on white boys?
I saw a video of babies crying getting their ears pierced. I thought that was fucked up. Little babies don't care if their ears are pierced or not. I don't care if they do it when they're a little older, but it should be their decision if they want their ears pierced or not. Do you agree? It made me mad at these parents for hurting their babies all over something that the babies don't care about.
>>34555155>Do women want to be approached by men?Not by strangers>Where would women WANT to be talked to?At work, at school, at hobbies, in online hobby communities, at hangouts hosted by mutual friends, potentially at fairs/conventions/festivals
Women, why do you lie about this? What is the motivation here?
>>34555192Yes, I think it’s a barbaric practice.
>>34555192Thoughts on circumcision?
>>34555195Thats not a natty physique to achieve in 12 weeks right?
>>34555197Well I'm a man, and I'm circumcised. It's never bothered me, I've never wished I had my foreskin back, but I don't think there's any reason to do it to my kids when I have them.
>>34555180This freaked the shit out of me, the moid hand looks like mine so I thought this was some interracial babymaking shitpost where the baby just happened to be a fucking wrinkly gnarled demon with bling and bimbo claws
>>34555206You’re afraid of yassified babies
my next girlfriend is going to suffer
So I will tattoo my poems all over my bodyThey won't know who I was beforeAnd I will cut off my fingers, no ID to find me
>>34555208You can't say you wouldn't scream if a baby grabbed you and the hand looked like that
>>34555173Si you recommended me this band yesterday it's pretty cool.>>34555175I do this but I don't consider it a hobby hehe.>>34555183Lol cute. I have no running resistence I can't even run 5 min, but I'll try.
Wamen, how much going down on you should last?
>>34555192I got my ears pierced as a baby and it was traumatizing so yeah I wouldn't do that to my kids.Circumcision is mutillating.
There’s a female atogan with a slayer shirtFuck that’s hot
>>34555217>Si you recommended me this band yesterday it's pretty cool.Oh good, welcome back. Hope you enjoyed them
>>34555214I would be unsettled, you got me. I just wanted to typed those two words next to each other.
>>34555221I'm pretty sure it's a latinx one
Most atoga birds are posting with sweatpants, baggy t-shirt and sports bra
>>34555224I'm Spanish and Italian.
Question to women on dating apps:How long do you want the talking to go back and forth for? I know it's kinda just the vibe of the moment but do you have a mininum/maximum?
>>34555221I think its important to clarify that we have no confirmation one way or the other what their gender is as they are highly androgyne
>>34555227That's kind of latinx. Was me calling you peruvian insulting?
>>34555224isn't that anon:3?
>>34555225They're pooners?
>>34555147mwhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>34555231Peruvians are nice. I used to have a Peruvian friend.
>>34555236I've had a different experience with peruvians. But that's from posting on the sports board.
"oops I fell asleep sorry"and blocked, fuck off, I already know where this is going
>>34555218If there's foreplay, around 2-5 minutes till I come or demand dick. If he just pulls my pants down and goes to town without any teasing or buildup it'll take 40 minutes
>>34555234Is the female default state when theyre not being observed or have gotten comfortable with you
>>34555235eg; do you primarily dress in casual clothes and very rarely wear formal/professional clothing or vice versa, watch the video if you have further questionshttps://youtu.be/e2MgmGDLV9Q?t=296
>>34555147F I used to dress in black only but I now hate everything Alt related so I want to dress in pastel colors.I sometimes wear a green t-shirt my fiance gave me.
>>34555241There's nothing comfortable about sports bras or sweatpants, those are torture devices I put on if I have to go outside or have guests over
I want to date but don’t want anything with anyone who lives here. I’m moving soon but am still pulling my hair out over it today.
>>34555245Just a beeg shirt and panties for you huh
Women, are your breasts heavy?
>>34555227And you don’t live in europe right? :)
>>34555245Can't you just wear jeans and a top? Is it so hard?
>>34555245Sweatpants are not comfortable? In what fucking world? Are you getting them like 2 sizes to small or what is the deal?
>>34555251NTA but jeans for women are not comparable to jeans that us men wear
>>34555252Its JH and she is naked when she is home, disturbing since she lives with her dad
>>34555246Lol dumb foid
>>34555257That freak is used to dating her family members.
>>34555147MI’m wearing athleisure crap most of the time. Hoodies, t-shirts sneakers, gym shorts. I’d wear real clothes to and from work if I had any coworkers.Otherwise, I wear slacks or chinos with boots or sneakers and usually a layer or two up top, usually flannels and light jackets.I don’t like to wear graphics or logos, and most of what I wear are things in solid colors.
I wish my mood was stable for at least a day or two
>>34555258I’m a moid. Sorry to disappoint.
>>34555263Why isn't it stable?
>>34555266He starves himself and then wonders why he's in a bad mood
>>34555266I don't know, I keep having terrible mood swings lately
>>34555270what the fuck, how did you know it was me?
>>34555271Without any triggers? Do you have any disorder?It happens to me too but its because I'm a BPDemon.
>>34555274
>>34555278How do IP trackers work?
>>34555276>Without any triggers?pretty much yeah, never been diagnosed with BPD but I wouldn't be surprised if I have that >>34555279I wonder if that's how that one femanon found some of my old posts?
>>34555279I have a built in aura tracker, I don't need any of that modern nonsense
>>34555280Now you're sounding schizophrenic, not bpd
>>34555281what color is my aura?
>>34555280I dunno but can you use IP trackers on the archive?
>>34555274Your sissy uwu energy is potent and easily noticeable
>>34555248Male here. The women posting here tend to have small tits. I always ask, usually small.
>>34555282that really did happen one time though
>>34555284red/orange
>>34555281Tell me my aura color too!!!
>>34555287OMG he has a boobaura tracker.You guessed Y_Y
>>34555292forest green and royal blue
Moids, come on be honest for once in your lives. Do you actually consider her to be overweight?
>>34555294How small
>>34555285idk>>34555286can you NOT call me a sissy for one fucking day anon?>>34555291fuck I was hoping it was green
>>34555300I bet you did, maybe it will touch green again when you touch some grass
small boobs are superior
>>34555297Not overweight. Just chubby.Is that your ex or something?
>>34555300>can you NOT call me a sissy for one fucking day anon?No they pay me to do this
>>34555300>can you NOT call me a sissy for one fucking day anon?nta but maybe if you acted less like on he wouldn't be so inclined to call you one
>>34555297>5'7">187lb
Do you guys think she wont me or nah
>>34555297In BMI sense overweight, but she has a lot of muscle, so she's healthy.
>>34555307Who the fuck is she? How can we know
>>34555301>I bet you didwhat do you mean by this?>>34555305how am I acting like one? fuck this my mood is even worse now
>>34555298Medium small. Wanted to make them bigger somehow by supplements or something
>>34555307Nah
>>34555302My fiance differs even tho I have small boobs T_T
>>34555313I'm making you drink a lot of milk so they grow. You are my cattle.
>>34555309This is an aura-reading thread currently so I figured a question totally devoid of context could still get an answer>>34555315Shit
>>34555312>what do you mean by this?it turns green when you're letting go of hatred, it turns orange/red when you indulge in goonerism and anxiety too much but each color has positive and negative aspects, ideally you cycle through all of them at a steady pace before becoming stagnant
>>34555323What’s color is mine?
>>34555320Does lactose make boobs bigger? I was about to get ice cream but I already ate ice cream today. But if ice cream helps my boobs grow I'm definetly having more from now on.
>>34555307sorry, nobetter luck next time
>>34555325>Does lactose make boobs bigger?I don't know, but i am feeding you milk directly.
>>34555323>it turns green when you're letting go of hatredoh that makes sense, I'm a very resentful person.I don't goon though!
The guy who posted giant prostitute butt to the catalog is making me dwell on how not getting laid today I am
>>34555322Ok, my answer is she is a lesbian and she likes your mother. They are currently making homosexual love
>>34555324yellow and blue, struggling with food and authentic self expression rn
>>34555331I doubt your psychic prowess somewhat
>>34555325It would have helped greatly during pubertal development but now the only thing that would enlarge your mammaries is pregnancy
>>34555329hm, orange often is gooner energy, but it can also be other physical pleasure overindulging is that why you starve yourself? because you tend to overeat?
>>34555332Yeah, pretty much. Any advice?
>>34555330Keep cooming until not getting laid doesn't bother you anymore. I've been going 4 times a day recently. Maybe a little crazy, but it's what is needed to dull myself.
>>34555335When I am sad because of my boobs, my fiance says he will impregnate me so many times I will have the biggest boobs ever. Is this true? Would pregnancies make my boobs bigger?
>>34555339Yeah, but you're likely to be bigger everywhere
>>34555169Didn't many of them say they don't want to be approached in almost any situation?
How did you learn about sex?
>>34555338I want more than just the coom. I crave the spoon. But it’ll pass anyways; I’m just blogposting and whining
Why do some women like to toss or fix their hair a lot?
>>34555337yellow is solar plexus blockage, moving through it would be no hangups surrounding food anymore blue is throat, moving that along would be free self expression you can try to move the stagnation along by various things, solar plexus is "I do", so anything that gets you in motion towards your goals and makes you proud of yourself helps, throat is "I speak", so anything that makes you feel like you're broken through a new level of honesty and authenticity in a context that feels good to you helps, very honest journaling can already be helpful
>>34555343I gooned in class at 8yo, my teacher told my mom, my mom read a cringe book to me in an akward way and I was so grossed out that I called her a prostitute.
>>34555343MFriends stole one of their dads nudie mags
>>34555345They are flirty and think it makes them hot.
>>34555281Me next! Me next!
>>34555297Yes, because she doesn't have features that go well with her chub, if she had big boobs like >>34555156 a nice shapely butt and legs, I wouldn't be thinking of her as fat even if she weighed more, but she doesn't have those features so her blobby mushiness is all there is to focus on.Sorry for being direct.
>>34555343In kindergarten actually. There was an educational book that explained how babies are made and where they come from.
>>34555345Ocd or autism
>>34555353purple and white/light pink, cuteyou might feel like you're a bit disconnected from reality, almost like you're not really "here"
Women, I don't get it. Why did the mom cry?
>>34555336I smoke and drink a lot of coffee, I don't overeat
Are you going to fecundity-maxx your daughters and virility-maxx your sons?
>>34555356She has muscles and tone though :(
>>34555352I see. Are you supposed to make a move or what?
>>34555228I always end up just texting for a week or two
Bros I'm I had an argument with my dad. Do you use the same deodorant you use for your pits for your balls? Or do you buy separate sticks?
>>34555361She insulted her mom, the story is poorly told though so it isn't clear enough for the average reader such as (You)
>>34555360What the fuck. I'm thinking this guy might be legit.Another one of my friends who claims to be able to see aura's also described mine as light pink and your analysis is pretty accurate.
>>34555367Wait wait wait. Do man use ball deodrant?!
Men have you ever gotten your balls caught in anything?
>>34555362yeah, but do you do these things so you don't overeat? to suppress your appetite? either way, it's just a sign of compulsive pleasure seeking, what pleasure that is isn't visible ofc, gooning is a common one, so is food, these were just guesses, nicotine and caffeine works too for that buzz
>>34555281Do me anone
>>34555281How about mine?
>>34555373Not my balls but I did get the skin of my shaft on my zypper a couple of times
>>34555367Same stick When you apply the deodorant it takes off the top layer of the stick along with it, therefore leaving behind a clean layer with which to use on the next application
>>34555372Do women not deodorize their coochie?
>>34555373Caught? No but I paid 2 escorts to kick me in the balls this month
Men are cute. Its so cute you all use deodrant on your balls.
>>34555364Sorry, I dont see any appeal, she should try swimming
>>34555374>to suppress your appetite?this, I don't really enjoy eating, it makes me anxious now I just eat once a day or I start feeling like I'm dying
>>34555379Not really hehe... should I?
>>34555370the thing with auras is that they can change pretty fast since they depend on the energy you emit, some people have a steady or stuck energy so their aura can have the same color for a long time, others flip flop through the whole rainbow in one day but I guess in that case yours is rather stablethe purple/pink/white tones are crown colors, which is why they are associated with people that have a tendency to basically float a bit in the clouds, which can manifest itself in feeling alienated, detached, struggling to finish things, being indecisive, being accused of lacking common sense but it's mainly because you don't really see the point in many things that others seem to be very deeply attached to and invested in
>>34555373I can't recall. I have caused some pain that lasted for days.Last july i went to the beach every day for pervert reasons, looked at a lot of softcore tiktok pornography for hours also every dayThe problem with thos was that i was always hard, but never cumming. This gave me the ball pain problem.
tfw no gf that will save me from my self destructive ways
Even if we aren't birds. In place of feathers to preen she has hair that I can brush and braid and run my fingers through.
>>34555346All very relevant stuff. I wanna tell somebody how I feel but feel that I can’t and shouldn’t.
>>34555382Why are you doing this? Just because some girl you were interested in won't fuck you, this is how you are going to behave? This is how you are going to act?
>>34555367I only use spray so I dont see why I would need a separate one
I don't use deodorant at all.
>>34555367brb, applying carpe to my nuts
>>34555378THANK YOU
>>34555367What kind of psychopath puts stick deodorant on their balls?
>>34555392I wouldn't say this unprompted, you asked, I answered your question.
>>34555257None of this is true. That wasn't me, I don't live with my dad, and I specifically hate being naked around the house. Update your spreadsheet or stop thinking about me so much.
>>34555373Yeah on a hot summer day they stick to my thigh. Women will never understand this feeling.
>>34555399Play along with the joke
I'ml try but I can sense my accuracy vanishing because the auras start to blur together, it's not good to do too many in short succession, at least for me >>34555375orange and greenlots of emotions but holding back to the point of emotional coldness, loving too much turned into lack of compassion due to it feeling unrequited (note that this isn't just about romantic love)>>34555376green and white, little bit of yellowloneliness, sometimes bouts of grandiosity, overly sexual phases
I want to put deodorant on a femanon's armpit
>>34555393but it doesn't stop your balls from getting too moist?
Swamp ass is the worst
>>34555391hm yes, that checks out maybe vaguely writing it out here and posting it might help? just so you've spit it out once, no need for anyone to know the details, sometimes it's freeing to just not swallow it again and again until it's a solid block in your throat
>>34555406You'd put too much.
>>34555406I hate you.I was already into pits but now I have a new fantasy :/
>>34555408>tfw your cheeks sealed together
some of you here are weird. you know that?
>>34555405Holy shit are you a glowie or something?
>>34555414yes
Foids. Fucking explain yourselves here! Are you all really washing your dirty ass feet in the sink? Why? You're not even Muslim! What does wearing heels Fucking have to do with anything?
>>34555415nta but I would argue that WE are the glowies from their perspective
>>34555414I'm in a weird mood today
Why do lesbians need to have short fingernails? t. khhv
>>34555415not that I know of, unless I'm a sleeper agent that got activated
Past 20:00 o'clock PM is the most dangerous time for my sweets.
>>34555407I don't think about how well it works, Im just applying deodorants to my pits and then go, well it couldn't hurt to spray my crotch just a little, and then I open my pants and give it a spray from the top
>>34555297How many times are you going to post this?You can be overweight without being fat. That woman is fat though. % body fat is more important.
>>34555418This is either some very specific AI generation or she is a very smart woman that knows exactly what she is doing.
>>34555418stop reposting your /pol/ saves here
>>34555406For me it's washing a femanons hair. Sounds intimate.
>>34555418I don't even wear heels...
>>34555421So they dont scratch the inside of the pussy in an unpleasant way
>>34555418My dad used to do that.I have no clue why and he never explained it either.
>>34555426it's fetish content
>>34555409I already did that today, but thanks all the same.I feel like I’m sitting in a waiting room right now and that I can’t actually live until next month.
>>34555432She's a Congresswoman. How is this fucking fetish content? She is also saying women do this commonly when wearing heels all day!
>>34555423yeah, when you get tired is when self discipline starts to get worn down and your body is tempted to ask for quick energy if you push through the tiredness instead of going to bed
>>34555432No shit genius, thats what I said. What I need to know is if she posted this herself or if some freak used Grok for nefarious purposes again.
>>34555411I wouldn't
>>34555147M>Primaryblack suit pants, black/brown/grey coats and jackets, turtlenecks etc.>secondarysweatpants/cargopants, fitted Tshirts etc. but only at home or when going to the gympic related is a pretty standard outfit for me, but im fully bald
>>34555436>he doesn't know u so silly anon>>34555438no, this is real
>>34555406I still want to cook for my wife.
>>34555414some people like to suck on women's toes but no I'm the weirdo
>>34555435what happens next month?
>>34555437>if you push through the tiredness instead of going to bedI think I should just not have any sweets at home.It's also not good for my blood sugar levels to eat sugary shit at night before going to bed.
>>34555445Hey that's me
>>34555430How's that possible? There aren't many pain nerves in there. I've tried poking myself with long nails, it doesn't hurt.
Why did the Woman Hivemind decide it would be funny if every woman who isn’t the one I’m interested suddenly got way flirtier with me
>>34555448ew, there's dirt and gross stuff under their toes
>>34555441now post about your watch
>my ex moid unblocked me>I was using his chat as a notebook for shopping listsPlease kill me
>>34555451I prefer they washed it
>>34555452what? im not really into watches at all
>>34555446I move. I’m dying to meet new people.
>>34555447or you could just go to bed earlier yeah, it's not ideal because it raises your heart rate to fuel your body before bed and you'll disrupt your sleep because you'll be busy digesting
I want to press my tongue flat against a foid's smooth armpit
>>34555453Why not use a note app on your phone? Are you single?
>>34555456ooh, that fits well with the self expression aspect I hope you find your people where you don't have to play a role most of the time and can just be you and belong
>>34555442>no, this is real>double check to make sureYeah she knows what shes doing, she really did post this on her facebook.Also her feet are genuinely really nice.
>>34555414Explain what prompted this
Do you find clowngirls hot or retarded?
I've been experimenting with sleeping without my shoulders covered. This is creepier than feet dangling off the mattress.
>>34555453>>I was using his chat as a notebook for shopping listsWhat is this retarded tumblr meme? Shut the fuck up
>>34555466Both!
>>34555466Both
>>34555466I was already wondering when you'd bring them up again after the trip down car wash memory lane earlier today.
GenderHave you ever had a ferret? How was it? They look like awesome pets
>>34555462ME TOO thanks anon. I'm pretty sure I'm going to find them pretty quickly over there
>>34555468it's moid hands spamming and larping
>>34555473Monly cats and birds
>>34555476Birds look cool but they also look very high maintenance
Why don't the incels and femcels simply date each other
>>34555466>retardedAs if that is in any way detrimental to a honking clussy.
>>34555466Retarded
>>34555479I did this and it was a mistake. He likes clowngirls.
>>34555466incredibly retarded, they all have very punchable faces too
>>34555477they are, but they're unlike any other pet in my opinionThey're more affectionate than dogs and cats. They're much smarter too.
>>34555479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbZcM6Qf-Ek
>>34555479I deserve better
>>34555466MVery retarded
and now I'm in a good mood again :)
Can someone explain what this confirming the date is? Like when you make the date, isn't that the confirmation?
>>34555486How about "incels" and "femcels" then
>>34555488
>>34555479MTried it, she almost killed herself walking into traffic without even having her phone out because that was how deep into her own thoughts she was. Then she randomly got super cold towards me and told a mutual friend to tell me that she was asexual.
>>34555494damn, you managed to sew the pussy shut on a spiritual level
>>34555479>femcelsdoesnt exist
>>34555156her boobs should be bigger, then I'd do that
What the retards here don't know is that femanon pussy is the craziest.They simply are the best lays any man could achieve.
>>34555500how so?
>>34555500repressed catholic pussy or femanon pussy?
>>34555500I've managed to convince myself that wife material posts on this site
*making him put his penis inside the menstruating vagina so the menstrual blood stem cells regrow his foreskin*
>>34555508...maybe foids do love us after all
>>34555484Are birds really that affectionate? I never knew
>>34555508It doesn't work and looks yucky
>>34555509<3>>34555512*yet
>>34555503Same retarded, sex repressed mentality in a lot of cases that wants to be freed.>>34555506>wife materialSimilarly to husband material, that's rarely the case.
>>34555491If I made plans with him a week ago for tomorrow I'm going to check in the day before or at least before I start getting ready because what if he forgot.
>>34555510nta but yeah, birds will love the fuck out of you and annoy you with it. they bond HARD
Maybe I should marry the sea and get a bird.
quickhornypost right now
>>34555519ARR
Femanons.
>>34555386So what I'm hearing is I am enlightened but not grounded
What the fuck even are birds? I want to medieval torture Bouncy.
>>34555520no thanks
>>34555521It's in my blood. I'm related to that guy on the rum bottle
>>34555519Mako Tsunami is that you?
>>34555520I'm not horny. I just feel intense anger.
>>34555520Horny postponed due to sad.>>34555529I am not a freaky fish guy!
>>34555520Women, if you were sweaty would you allow your moid to lap it up
>>34555529eat a bag of dicks.
>>34555525They're post-nerf dinosaurs
I think we scared off the femanons
Does following a bunch of kink content while dating someone count as cheating?
I woke up really hard and leaking precum today
>>34555523yes but it's by definition hard to be both at the same time since they pull in opposite directions it's not a bad thing to not be very grounded, it just rarely leads to amassing a lot of worldly success since you won't feel very compelled to invest a lot of effort into achieving things that require you to care enough to make sacrifices to get there others might interpret that as laziness or being impractical, which can stingalso, you can easily get pulled down from flying high if you let anxiety and fear get a hold of you and then you're plunged back to the ground where nothing's done and you're just sitting in a pile of unfinished business, what if's and "wasted potential", which can feel very heavy and start a new cycle of trying to put things in order but then slowly floating back up again to gain distance from the mess, until you are up there again
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>>34555535I'm here, I am just trying hard not to break up with him.
>>34555510yeah they're extremely affectionate to the point you have to be careful they dont fall for you.Never pet them anywhere but their head because that signals to them you want to mate and they can develop a grudge because you basically led them on with no release.Even a conure (my choice) is on the level of a 5 year old child mentally. They have their own character, their own tricks, they learn fast etc. A Cockatoo or african grey are basically 8 year old children that can live to 60 years old.
>>34555528impressive, very nice>>34555539pass
>>34555520No woman online worthy of horning posting with.
>>34555539how much am I getting paid?
women used to bully me and use me as a kid, women why are you so evil?
>>34555544I hear they double your salary every month
>>34555540stinky femcelburn those grippysocksTriforce
>>34555544That's the best part!
>>34555202Some people lose their shit because apparently americans enjoy circumsizing with NO ANAESTHAZIA like the sick sad fucks they are.Apparently, they believe some 18th century hogwash about babies not feeling pain or something. So no wonder some guys later on can' process their trauma and get obsessed with curcimsizion either in favour or against. I lost my foreskin as an adult and can pretty much confirm that the sensitivity thing is a meme. But experiencing mortal pain in your genitals as an infant, yeah that will fuck you up sexually and in other ways.
>>34555532I licked a girls pit before but she couldn't tell me in time that she was wearing deodorant. It was not pleasant. I'm sure a fresh out of shower lick would be nice though. Or even slightly sweaty.
>>34555545Men used to bully me as a kid. I yet don't think men are evil.
>>34555546so, 0 buckeroos?
>>34555551I didn't think women were evil until I met my ex. maybe only blondes are evil
>>34555535It's friday, they are busy flushing out their colons for anal sex with chad tonight.
Women thoughts on tuchel world cup list? What's the game plan? Is he sabotaging England?
incels want chad's cock deep inside their anus
>>34555555I wonder how the foids that actually are here feel when they read these posts
State gender.Are you looking forward to the weekend?Got any plans?I am so excited for this weekend.The most excited I have been in a good three months or so.
>>34555555SEXTUPLES OF SEX
The gentleman's salary
>>34555562M no, I have to work
>>34555559I think its funny. I was a virgin when I first started coming here and I lost my virginity to a guy from here.
>>34555555They are emptying their bellies for curry, hehehe.> But especially the Ice Queens
>>34555562MNo plans beyond mowing the lawn and vacuuming. I hope you enjoy your exciting weekend.I spent a few months being excited for last weekend, and it was a good time, but I still felt left a bit wanting by it. I feel a lil empty about it still.
>>34555557Foids don't watch football or sports in general, they can't even understand the offside rule.
>>34555562FI am crochetting stuff for my bf and playing vidya.What about you anon? Why are you excited?
>>34555520Warming this up right now.
>>34555568That's fun. You two still in touch?
>>34555559They probably remember that they haven't flushed their colons yet, and chad is expected to arrive any minute.>>34555558>When seeing a hot woman, the first thing incels think about is Chads abs glistening as he pumps her with his immense girthy cickIt really do be like that, huh
>>34555572FYeah, I fucking hate sports.
So I met this guy (I'm a guy), and we were talking about shit, and he brought up he had an ex girlfriend, and I asked how did they meet? And he said he literally just walked up to girl on the street and said she was pretty, and that started a conversation with her that led to them exchanging numbers and going out.Question for women, is this for real? If a random guy cold approached you, would you actually be open to talking to him? Men, has this worked for you?My mind would be fucking blown if this is seriously all it takes.
>>34555562f, yes, I finally have a few days with zero obligations after the last few weekends were packed, I can't wait to rot although I might go to the thrift store tomorrow, I saw some kind of ottoman shishane rifle with mother of pearl inlays but I was in a rush, it looked pretty thowhy are you excited, what happens this weekend?
Women how would you feel if your husband started saying praise be to Allah
>>34555578>>34555574Grill detected.
>>34555576Yeah, he is my fiance now.
>>34555582I would say "say wallahi son im crine" in response
>>34555479Celibacy is a voluntary choice to abstain from dating and sexual activity. Why do incels think I want to date? Why do incels want to date, themselves?
>>34555562I'm drinking beer tonight! I don't have any plans but maybe I'll uh do something with my time off
>>34555582NAGDoes it matter? India and Arab/MENA/Muslim Men are very popular now. So, it's no surprise the "God Bless" is now "Praise Allah" or whatever variant.
>>34555582I fucking hate Muslims. I would divorce him.
>>34555491>"I totally didn't flake, he was supposed to quintuple confirm our date, afaik HE ghosted ME before he said he was on his way to the place"It's the defense mechanism of dating app women trying to lie to themselves they aren't trash that flake and ghost people
Why come nobody puttin an egg in MY basket >:(It's a great basket!
>>34555575that's a weird shower handle.>eat more curry
>>34555590stfu, korrosami.You walking AIDS-hag.
>>34555579MYes it is real, yes it works. Its a total crapshoot though, because that s just a literal random person on the street who may not be in the mood to flirt, may be taken, may not be interested in you at all and yadda yadda.
>>34555562>Are you looking forward to the weekend?>Got any plans?Yes, my wife and I are going to the Farmer's market saturday and cooking for Memorial Day Sunday.>>34555582>Women how would you feel if your husband started saying praise be to AllahI would kill him for worshipping the wrong pedophile. We worship Israel in this house.>>34555595Terrible radar, anon.
I was eating cereal (cheerios) and I spilled some milk on me :(fucking hate my life
>>34555579Yes, but you need to be:White, Black, Indian (Brown), Muslim/Arab/MENA, OR Hispanic/Latino.Be at least 6'19+ incherMake at least 110K USD per yearOwn a House (not Condo/Apartment)And Own a car (or at least be able to drive one).And you are a shoe-in.
>>34555515LOL how would he forget? This has never in my life happened to me and I have been on more than my share of dates.
the further up the shaft pubes grow, the sooner you will die
Welcome to another Foid Friday Fuckfest everyone!So no women are here right now. They are prepping for their night out for getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.Then tomorrow when they walk of shame back into this fucking thread with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't these whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't they be disgusted when they feel their pussy busted? Won't their boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
>>34555605I must have a long life ahead of me. This was a very creative way to ask this question.
>>34555571Thanks, what were you doing?>>34555574>>34555581Hiking all day tomorrow, trying a mountain trail I had to abort twice already. Sunday I'll cook and have some sherry wine with my friends and play Forza Horizon 6, after I finally got it to run.>ottoman shishane rifle with mother of pearl inlaysThat sounds crazy expensive, no? Did you want to buy it?
ok it's incel gay cuck hours, time to get out of here
>>34555147FGlam GothCyber Goth
>>34555616AAWOOOOOOOGAAAAA
>>34555610>Thanks, what were you doing?I went to go visit a friend across the country and had a good time, but I was alone for more of my visit than I expected to be and am still in my head about it. I feel kinda unimportant at the moment.
AqWhat is the most feminine thing you're into (guys)What is the most masculine thing you're into (girls)
>>34555616Do you like curry?
When you were growing up in the hood, what was your street name?
Bitches need to stfu
>>34555602>Make at least 110K USD per year>Own a House (not Condo/Apartment)>And Own a car (or at least be able to drive one).This shit isn't visible or matters on a cold approach
>>34555621The say big Kenny's a big homie
>>34555611Femanons hate men. They especially hate incels, and worry about their privacy.Openly posts on Reee dit and 4c.> weird.png
>>34555579FIt’s real, but it rarely goes anywhere
>>34555619An "air query" in toger? What the>What is the most feminine thing you're into (guys)I like some pretty girly and womanly music.
>>34555601I like to put cinnamon in my Cheerios. Hope this helps!
>>34555520Women, uh, how are your boobies feeling today?
>>34555562>Got any plans?Going to the circus.
>>34555620The very popular spice? Sure
>>34555535Busy getting my milk
>>34555624Women can "smell" (obviously, I use this loosely) your status. Status does matter a lot, unfortunately.
>>34555617lol shut up
MI will have sex on saturday
>>34555621Wet Willy
>>34555632whatever, Amanda.
>>34555536Does following a bunch of sexy women count?
>>34555616
>>34555635NTALets cyberfunk the world, together.
>>34555619I like the theater-- plays, musicals, opera, ballet.Why is BOMP feminine-coded? I don't know, I don't make the rules.
>>34555638It’s like talking to someone with aggressive dementia, fuck off
>>34555562>Got any plans?MI'm researching the proto indo european steppe pastoralist migration into western eurasia and how their mythology integrated with the mythos of the pre-existing early european farmers.
>>34555644eat a bag of dicks, cassie.I hope they split you open, and forget to close you up after the surgery.
>>34555629it was apple cinnamon cheerios
Uh oh, time to listen to sad cowboy music.
Should I pick up smoking so I can invite woman to smoke with me when I’m at a bar?
>>34555646Sar
>>34555562MI have been unemployed for 3 weeks nowWeekends are meaningless right now
>>34555643Greg is just another "macho" incel.Look at his onions face. And now that he wrote that article, it's on the internet forever, lmao.
>>34555626yeah sure whatever you say fag
>>34555646Do all these names mean anything
I would go to a play with femanon
>>34555655>>34555650Surprised you had the time to write that out. What? No kids at your local park to stalk?
>>34555657A bullshit claim if you're not already reading/watching plays for your own enjoyment.
>>34555479They don't meet each other's standards.
>>34555647That sounds pretty good
>>34555661Genuinely tragic stuff.
Time to go wash my ass
>>34555640Good morning torontopajeet my favourite bannable poster sar
>>34555626>They especially hate incelsMen hate incels too.Even incels hate incels.It's one of the easiest to hate mentalities out there.
>>34555658Plz
>>34555147Idk what I currently call my daily work style. It's somewhere "Clean goth" mixed with suburban mom and mall prep with heavy romantic influence.
>>34555661The women meet the men's standards. The men don't meet the women's standards.Take any random woman from /atoga/, from 4chan, and the men would say "I would take a chance with her". The reverse does not hold true.
>>34555653Were you born yesterday anon it's Jokes. This is Comedy
>>34555635Your resistance only makes my penis harder!
>>34555665I am not the ESL you are looking for
In "The Boys", homelander is forcing the deep to suck A train's dick, Ashley is looking on and smiling excited, How common of a sentiiment is thiswhat do women think of non consensual male on male sex, does it turn you on
I love my girlfriend and she's great in just about every way. The one red flag that worries me about her is how much she looks up to, sympathizes with, and tries to be like her mom.4 years ago her Mom left her Dad, they announced they were getting a divorce but never actually did so they're still married, just separated. From the way she describes it her Dad's only offense after supporting their family for like 30 years was being "emotionally unavailable" sounds like he still supports his estranged wife and my girlfriend financially, and he reminds me a lot of myself. How worried should I be about marrying this girl and getting divorce raped or abandoned after pouring my entire life into building a family with her? The idea of this terrifies me more than anything: Committing your life to someone, doing right by them, and having them throw it all away for no real reason except they"re bored, and their feeling changed.
>>34555603Have you met people? It's not a job interview I'm making sure he's still coming before I put in the 2 hours of effort to get ready and then the time to drive there.
>>34555662it's my favorite flavor
I've met people :/
>>34555673No. I want consensual male kissing and railing and loving.
>>34555579Almost never. I'm usually trying to escape the unexpected social interaction before I even evaluate the guy. This might work on extroverted women in rare circumstances.>>34555649No, but as a woman who smokes it is a really good way to escalate.
>>34555673is this the kind of shows people watch these days?
Smell my musk. Imagine the sensation of my aroma entering your nostrils.
>LICORICE PIZZA is the story of Alana Kane and Gary Valentine growing up, running around and falling in love in the San Fernando Valley, 1973. Written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, the film tracks the treacherous navigation of first love.I think if I were to watch this, I'd just cry because I'll never experience this.
>>34555684>tfw have to pass the time alone at home huffing my bf's laundry
Fucked that white girl, she said "nigga please"
>>34555147MIf I want to go full stereotype: Black hoodie, Casio F-91W, light tan cargo pants, and my shitty but comfy sneakers. If it's cold I pull on something like the Adidas jacket all the Russians wear, except it doesn't have any logos.For the most part I just wear a simple sweater instead, with the same outfit.
>>34555673Nah that's icky. Non-con is only acceptable when I'm self inserting as the victim.
I are an orange :3
>>34555694Orange you glad you didn't eat a banana?
I'm sad today and I don't feel like doing anything :(
>>34555698Same. I wish I had something worth doing other than sitting on my ass at the computer right now
>>34555697yeah bananas are gross
>>34555700I don't even have the energy to play some games or read anything so I'm just sitting here staring at the screen, I would go to bed but then I'll probably fall asleep and ruin my sleep schedule
>>34555694An orange once a week keeps the scurvy away
>>34555685>because I'll never experience this.I will never understand this teenage love meme I guess. Whats supposedly so great about it?
>>34555708what happens if i eat too many orang
>>34555707I'm burnt out on games myself atm but am writing to keep myself sane, or at least I will once I'm done mindlessly browsing 4chan.Maybe you should take a walk or a drive. Sorry it's like that rn anon.
>>34555710I didn't think about the age at all.
>>34555711You become predsedent
GenderWhat car do you drive? Are you happy with it?
>>34555678>>34555692What about all those yaoi manga where a slightly mascule androgneus man rapes a slight effiminae andrognous man
>>34555713I'm not really burned out on games at the moment but I finished what I was playing and I always go like a week before starting a new game, maybe it's time for an jrpg, I need something relaxing, but right now I don't feel like playing anything,I would go for a walk but it's the middle of the day and it's sunny outside, I'll try to wake up really early tomorrow and go for a walk.what are you writing anon?
>>3455571125 orange in 1 day give diarrhea25 orange in 1 day for many days give kidney stone
>>34555719MPassat. It's a perfectly acceptable car but I hate it. Not very fun to drive and has a lot of annoyingly recurrent electronic issuesFrankly this could be down more to me buying a used fleet car for and not anything VW did though
>>34555718haha>>34555722I sometimes eat 1 a day, maybe 2
:3
>>34555727Whoa
>>34555727CATAT
>>34555649Instead, just carry a light and asks if she needs a light
>>34555728>:3
I love my cat :) I don't like dogs though >:(they are loud and give me migraines and that's very rude, I will pet them though
>>34555719MI don't drive, and I'm happy with it.
I'm almost too tired to drink. Should I anyway? It's Friday
>>34555734Drink water, it's free*.
>>34555721I see, I see.I'm designing a card game and writing a bit of fluff for it. Very ideas guy stuff still at this stage but it's a project I think I can see through to the end
>>34555734Only if you have someone to go out with
>>34555739I would be at home>>34555736I could do that, too
>>34555737ooh that sounds cool! how long have you been working on it?
Women owe me euthanasia.
>>34555743>euth:/>euth in Asia:O
Women how would you feel if you were showering with your man and he went aaaargh because shampoo got in his eye
My ears are ringing so loud
>>34555751BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>34555747I would think, typical man and offer to get a towel
>>34555720No. I don't like Rape. I like Boys Love.
>>34555747I would squirt milk into his eye to help him. Because I would be lactating or drinking milk in the shower.
>>34555719>What car do you drive? FMy daily is a 2024 Integra Type S, but I also have aann Indian Scout, a Miata, and a 12 valve Cummins. I also bought my wife an RDX.>Are you happy with it?Yeah, I love how Hondas handle.>>34555723>Frankly this could be down more to me buying a used fleet car for and not anything VW did thoughIt definitely is VW's fault. They have amazing powertrains, but their electronics are awful. As it is on every brand they own, and I LOVE Porsche.
what would you do if you found me sniffing your panties?
>>34555757M.Wonder why I have panties. Then punt you in the nuts.
>>34555742A few weeks. I don't have a game store near me to test it with anybody yet but I'm moving soon, so I'll try to shoot for testing it before the year is overFailing that, I'll probably share it on /tg/
>>34555757Are you doing the laundry or do I need to hang you with them?
>>34555757Sniff your boxers to show you I can match your freak.
>>34555757I'd demand payment. My snail trails must be worth SOMETHING if a home invader is huffing them.
>>34555147MI guess my primary style is polo and jeans, and more casual is hawaiian shirts or shirt + open button down. Shorts in the summer.
>>34555733You are the kind of person who replies with "I only drink water", when people ask what everybody's favourite alcoholic drink is.
I need a girlfriend who is built like the Lactaid cow. God damn she is thicc.
>be me>almost all interactions with friends or girls are with nerdy types from 4chan/Discord>talk to a normie girl>"so, what's your insta">"my uh...my what?"Anybody else get this problem?
>>34555767No because I don't talk to girls
>last night's plap had no tattoosFoids, please never get tattoos. I want all of you in my mouth.
>>34555767>he actually talks to womenCan't say I relate
>>34555760yeah I'm doing the laundry haha>>34555761the ones I'm currently wearing? >>34555762how much?
>>34555767I will probably run into this soon because I also don't have an instagram or a facebook account and do plan to eventually talk to a normal woman again.
>>34555169It is always a huge ick for me as a guy when a woman approaches me.>>34555342>believing womenngmi, anon
>>34555767If you're attractive then not having social media makes you look mysterious, if you're unattractive then not having social media makes you look like a creepy loner.
>>34555771Thirty bucks plus replacement underwear.
women were always nice to me growing up, they would call me cute and hug me and stuff a few of them tried to make me wear women's clothes though, that part was a bit weird
MAre genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6EyNTf27XA
>>34555767Retard. Social media is all you need to have sex in current era. If a man with no social media talks to a girl, it's as offensive as a tranny talking to a man.
>>34555779No, I'm watching wheel of fortune.
>>34555777fair enough, but uh why would you replace them? I only sniffed them
>>34555771>the ones I'm currently wearing?Duh
>>34555781Old lady activities.
>>34555780>If a man with no social media talks to a girl, it's as offensive as a tranny talking to a man.I don't have any social media and women have never had a problem with it
>>34555672Sar why are you ban evading bumchode
>>34555779Fhttps://youtu.be/Fpfm8loGCIU
>>34555779Myeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMnNq5wQdEo
Recently I met this woman who has a boyfriend, but her best friend is another straight guy, and they're super close and hang out alone all the time, and they're even affectionate like he grabs her by the hip and pulls her towards him. My question, who's the bigger cuck here, the guy friend or the boyfriend?
>>34555785I'm just telling you what gigastacies told me. I'm a chadlet, we always give our best.
>>34555784
>>34555783hot
>>34555789You for caring enough. Extroverts are just handsy in general. My mate picks my girl up when he hugs her, I carry his girl on my shoulders. We're just like that. Bro code means you don't do sexy stuff while she's with your bro, but you can hug and flirt and banter and all that
>>345557924chan told me that women with tattoos can't be gigastacies
*licks your forehead*
>>34555799That’s hella gay, broski
>>34555787Breddy gud song>>34555788Filipino new wave?? what theBoth good songs I've never heard before, cool
>>34555767I had women on dating apps ask for my instagram sometimes. I only got unmatched after saying no once, most women didn't seem to mind, I just shrugged it off and kept the convo going
>>34555798she looks like me, weirdd
>>34555782I don't trust strangers.
>>34555802I love this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_KyC_rUTZo
>>34555757Probably call the cops because you broke into my house
>>34555798There are actually, *two* gigastacy.gigastacy with tattoo>fun personality>perfect body>tomboyish>dog momgigastacy without tattoo>demure>wealthy>only child>humanities major
>>34555719FNothing right now. I used to have a Pontiac vibe. It was ok. I liked having a hatchback as opposed to a sedan and being on the high end of average for ground clearance.
I like demure wamen I must admit
Aww, fudgesicles. :(
today was a good day
>>34555813Trying to act demure just makes me feel even trashier than I actually am like "they know I'm not classy I'm probably standing wrong". I am pretty reserved when I actually care about someone's opinion of me though.
I want to own a motorcycle
>>34555813>>34555814My b. Was for >>34555811
I want to own a moid
>>34555811They're usually gay.
>>34555814You don't have to be classy to be demure, just sweet, well-meaning and modest>>34555818What gives you the right?>>34555819YOU are gay.
>>34555818you have to hug me at least twice a day though
>>34555628nta but seeing aq in atoga scared me too, its funny and it’s fitting but Jesus Christ was that unexpected
>>34555816Which one
Femanons, would you date a tall pale Gen Z White guy who only works under the table jobs, is addicted to zyn nicotine pouches and redbull, and is secretly a weeb?
>>34555814>>34555822Demure women are weirdos idk why chicks like it that much, they're all creepy like ghislaine maxwell
>>34555719M 2016 Subaru Forester. Right now I’m thinking there might be some kind of electrical problem with it even though a dealership didn’t find anything like that.
>>34555818they are pretty cheap usually
>>34555722Aren’t oranges acidic, shouldn’t the OJ dissolve any kidney stones
When we go out, what am I supposed to do?
I haven't had heartburn in 3 years
>>34555827No
>>34555767No because I straight up tell them I don’t have social media
>>34555834Grope her
>>34555822I fail with the modest thing. I prefer loud colors, I don't do a whole lot of cleavage because I don't like how it looks on me my ribcage is too long or something but my butt is out a lot. I don't see my own body as sexual unless I'm doing something sexual with it so I'm not super mindful of how I'm dressed or what I'm doing unless some guy is making it obvious he's having thoughts I don't like or I know I'm going to be around old people I want to like me.
Avoidant women what are you avoiding and why
Are a lot of women pretty or do I just want a girlfriend?
>>34555842Yes.
>>34555842rape
I will *never* be liked by women. Have I talked to one? No~
>>34555842Desperation can lead to madness
>>34555841They won’t answer this question, silly.
What is a normal perspective on humanity? I feel normies see everyone as rare pokemon cards, and turbo autists just see mystery meat.
>>34555846just realized I replied to the wrong anonmeant to reply to >>34555841
>>34555855Alright I was wondering why the fuck you would say that to me, thanks for clarifying
girls have you ever actually been in a scenario like this before?
>>34555855I won't rape you
>>34555834Talk. Hold hands. Dap. Eat food. Stare at other people and talk about them.
why are 30 year old women so lewd, am I him?
>>34555827>under the table jobsAs in illegal?
GenderHow would you rate yourself and why? What is your best quality and your worst?
>>34555833Vitamin c breaks down into oxalate and that binds to calcium and makes kidney stones
The demon has been exorcised (I pooped)
what happens if I take twice the recommended amount of vitamins?
>>34555870F, 4, that's what I got rated by several others once and I think it holds up pretty well. >best qualityI don't really have one, maybe eyes?>worst qualityMy skin, I have obvious acne/redness + dark eye bags.
>>34555875Depends on which one.
>>34555870FWhen I'm really feeling myself, I genuinely feel like a 9. I think I'm pretty, have nice eyes, a great smile, perfect teeth, good skin (color is up for debate), and I'm in incredible shape.
mfw someone makes fun of my pp
Should I kill myself over my 4 inch penis?
>>34555870Physically I'm somewhere between a 5 and a 7 depending on the person's taste personality wise apparently I'm more of an entertaining pet for people than a good partner but I don't really understand what I'm doing wrong so there I'm like a 4. I get the most compliments on my butt and eyes.
>>34555880You could at least try jelqing first
>>34555870Mtrash/10I'm just disgusting
>>34555870MI'm ugly team. At least I lay pipe though.
Why do I want women who don’t want me? Why do they waste their time on me?
I have to shave again :(I fucking hate my life
>>34555870F4/10My best quality are my hips worst is my face
>>34555889>hipsPlap
Is it truly morally outrageous to spam the n word online? I was on runescape and i unironically kept spamming the word and i'll be honest i found it fucking hilarious. I'm sorry but I did that's how my heart felt in the moment. Why have we as human society ostracized individuals for just saying words? It is a curious thing.
>>34555889Post hips NOW
>>34555893No bitch
I have bad facial recognition so face prettiness doesn't matter to me
>>34555894
w-where is everybody?
>>34555875omega death
>>34555915We ran out of questions for the opposite gender
do women ever reach out and message or is it mostly the man?
Do you think she liked me or was she just joking around and playing along. Maybe I'll never know.
>>34555918i have, like full on friend requested him again.. and again.. we dont talk anymore..
>>34555915Bideogamen
>>34555921sorry, why does he hates you
>>34555923what game?
>>34555924no its good him and i dont talk anymore, we werent healthy for each other, it just took a second try at being friends w him to realize that.
>>34555405>orange and green>lots of emotions but holding back to the point of emotional coldness, loving too much turned into lack of compassion due to it feeling unrequited (note that this isn't just about romantic love)How did you get me so good Wtf is wrong with you
Femanons, do you have a venus tummy?
>>34555919playing along with what
I’m averaging 2 foids a month>>34555928>generic catch all statement is “literally me”Cmon bruh
>>34555929tummy is so hot. Is this what women feel with hands and veins
>>34555933Those aren't women
>>34555870M4/10My voice.
>>34555935What do you mean? I have seen it with my own eyes
>>34555870M6. I rolled blond and blue eyes, decent body>best qualityMy jaw>worstMy bpd
>>34555937I meant bio women don't care for hands or arms
>>34555941wrong and dumb
>>34555941>t. handlet
>>34555932Shut up whore you don’t know me
Has anyone here played risk of rain 2? Is the seekers of the storm dlc worth buying? It's on sale
>>34555946It's one of those games that is technically single player, but is only fun if you have friends.
>>34555942>>34555943t. desperate fags
>>34555947I meant seekers of the storm specifically. I already play it solo... In fact I'm going to play it right now
how do i become less neurotic?
Fuck it I’m picking up smoking>hi what’s your name>talk for 5 minutes>hey I was gonna go smoke outside if you wanna join me and continue talking>escalate from there>profitHow is my plan?
>>34555950Get dick regularly. Works for me.
>>34555952good idea, more people started talking to me since I started smoking!
>>34555948skill issue + 67
>>34555953I already have one hanging between my legs, how is that supposed to help?
>>34555952You can smoke casually, too. Just because you smoke once doesn't mean you have to get addicted. For example I only smoke socially. But that makes me the dedicated vape/ciggie bum. Although you could buy a pack first just to see what it's like. You could also bum a smoke while you're drinking. Tell them you want to try it just to see what it's like. And that would be your conversation opener
>>34555955Like actually or are you fucking with me?
>>34555925Was deceit, now helldivers.The zoomer moids are pissing me off tho.
>>34555957Oh. Idk what works for guys. Sorry.
>tfw no venus tummy gf
>>34555952>Sorry, no. I don’t smoke
When the fuck did counter strike become 60 gigs
>>34555960yeah I am being serious
>>34555952Screws you if they don't smoke because you'll stink and your mouth will taste disgusting to a non smoker. You're really limiting your choices by doing that.
>>34555953NtaWhy is this so trueRegular dick applied with affection works better than ssris
>>34555875Not superpowers
Women would you play RISK with your bf?
>>34555930The bantering if you can call it that and the in jokes and such.
>>34555964pussy if I had to guess
We need to have a long, hard talk about your history of sodomy.
>>34555918>do women ever reach out and message or is it mostly the man?Yes, back when I was in college I remember a woman in my Japanese language class who reached out to me about wanting me to perform dollification on her and basically do makeup on her to make her look like a porcelain doll, and she'd be mute while we had a tea party together. It sounds like performance art, but she confessed it was actually part of a sexual fetish she had.
>>34555978Yeah, and win.
>>34555978No, I'm a pacifist and refuse to participate in any entertainment that glorifies or makes light of war. My standard for engaging with 'entertainment' about war is that it should talk honestly about war's harm to civilians. Or it should at least take a step in the right direction by glorifying humanitarian action over statecraft and militarism.
women are so fucking hot it pisses me off
>>34555854A normal perspective on humanity is that each body contains a consciousness, and your consciousness interacts with theirs using body language, facial expressions, word choices, and tone as an interface. Namaste, the spirit within me recognizes the spirit within you and all that shite.
I had some chocolate and I'm feeling a lot better :)
>>34555938>blond and blue eyesscary
>>34555950Acceptance Commitment Therapy
I will get a bf this weekend and you will get a gf this weekend.
Do the boys of /atoga/ want to be precious princesses instead of stern soldiers?
>>34555979sounds like a friendship?
>>34555993I'm going to a party this weekend but I think the attendees will be mostly established couples and turbo-autist Comp Sci grads who can't communicate right, so I doubt I'll get laid.
>>34555997maybe you can join a throuple
>>34555993ok, what do I need to do?
Men, why do you always start making old-fashioned dial-up telephone/internet static noises when women try to explain to you how to behave respectfully toward them? Is there something about it that your modem can't handle?
>>34555993Maybe u could be my gf this weekend?
>>34555993I am immune to your lies
>>34556000I don't like being told how to do something
>>34555995>Do the boys of /atoga/ want to be precious princesses instead of stern soldiers?I think they want someone that loves them, not be cheated on, someone to come home too that has dinner prepared and or to be house husbands.
moids with light colored eyeshow prominent is your limbal ring?
>>34556006What the fuck is a limbal ring
>>34555967>>34555971They don’t necessarily have to smoke with me, I could just spin it like we’re going to continue the conversation but I want to smoke outside so we’ll have to continue it there. Also if I’m using the nicotine vapes or whatever, those won’t make my breath smell
>>34556009I cannot overstate this, this is literally the most retarded plan I’ve read in these threads and I’ve been here for a couple years now.
>>34556007dark ring on outer part of eye
So many pretty women…So many choices…
>wake up very groggy>in my groggyness a thought momentarily appears>it's of a coworker blowing me>have never thought of her sexually>but she is cute>now the thought has been in my head all dayCan someone explain why my brain is a fucking asshole?
>>34556014How is it retarded? It signals to her that you’re enjoying her company if you want to extend an invitation to go elsewhere, it signals to you that she’s enjoying your company, it’s more quiet outside so you can get to know each other better, then you can go back inside and see where the night takes you if she wants to continue drinking or you can leave with her if the vibe is right
>>34556022Probably just infatuation if you're have issues with your gf
>>34555774I don't want to make them feel uncomfortable, anon.
>>34556027No gf. It just popped in
Moids, can femanon grab your scruff and make out with you after you taste her pee flavored hot biscuit?
I want more sweets and treats forever, please
Do anything cool this Friday night?
>>34555991I’m sorry?
Why did White women let Asian women cuck them so hard?
>>34556036>Do anything cool this Friday night?Wishing I could find a group online/site to share random music with
>>34556038
>>34556036Threesome.
>>34556034Yeah I dont see why not, its usually the one getting head who doesn't want a kiss.This reads like hot shit though
>>34556034If it tastes like biscuits/bread, ie yeast, isn’t that a bad sign
>>34556042Seethe
Foids, I need help with this because I'm fucking retarded. There's this girl at work who very clearly likes me. She is very nice and actually beautiful. But, she's too young. She's 18 and I'm 24.I'm a gloomy retard with mental illnesses and a khhv. She's cheery and social and nice and happy. I'm not any of those things. I'm also a weeb and into wierd shit that she probably wants nothing to do with. How do I tell her all of this? I'm too awkward. The main issue is the age difference. Should I just tell her something like:>Listen, you're very pretty and a nice girl, but you're too young for me. I'm sorry. And be done with it? I don't want to be mean or to hurt her feelings.
>>34556047Biscuits are acktchewally leavened with baking soda/baking powder and not yeast.
it's drippy again...
>>34556052Iced out n shit
I’ll seek you outFlay you alive
>>34556050Why don’t you just be her friend and if she wants more go for it
can't think of anything to draw
>>34556009Vapers are lame though
>>34556055Idk how to have friends. My friends are shitheads amd I haven't talked to them in months. I'm gonna quit at the end of the month, but I hate this awkward feeling. I should be able to be straight up instead of avoiding it.
Bought Three pads someone stole one so there were only two in there
>>34555996Indeed it is.
>>34556056Draw the grim reaper holding a chainsaw with a text bubble saying “who’s next?”
>>34556059I thought women used more than 3 pads per period.
>>34556056Vipers
>>34556050Why would you tell her any of that. If she asks you out say no.
>>34556062Reysable
>>34556065Is that a thing
>>34556066Obviously retard
>>34556067Sounds kinda gross
>>34556064Because she's hugging me and playing with my hair. I think that dodging her the next time she tries it is bad manners and meaner.
>>34556070Ok, are you 12?
>>34556070Lot less gross than cloth diapers
Chewing on femanon's period clots.
>>34556051Alright, I’ll accept that. You win this round
>>34556072I'm just saying it sounds like it'd get insanely filthy immediately. Does it even wash out being soaked in blood for who knows how long>>34556074We aren't discussing that though.
Let's discuss sexual torture.
>>34556077Bro?
>>34556050Man, just let her socialize freely and be your weird self in the places where it is ok to be weird. (Conventions, card shops, that bar that is essentially an arcade cabinet)
>>34556079What
>>34556004Oh so they feel entitled to female attention, got it.
>>34556081I’m not explaining washing to you
>>34556078Ok. Bend over.
>>34556083Blood is stubborn is it not, seems like a lot of work
>>34556080Okay, but do I reciprocate the hugs? She bit my arm today. You must understand, I have never hugged a girl.
How will you be commercially celebrating Toilet Trader Pride Month?
>>34556078I like orgasm torture. After I cum once, it's really easy for me to have subsequent orgasms to the point where I can have two in under a minute. It makes me hypersensitive and it hurts so bad, but there's nothing like it.
>>34556082That's not what I said. Don't be a bitch
>>34556087Period blood is mostly discharge
>>34556084I am bending over right now. And I am about to receive my anal punishment. Teach me a lesson I'll never forget!
>>34556090Hot if woman.
>>34556090Orgasms remind me that the first person I ever had sex with had epilepsy and I was afraid I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between her having a seizure and having an orgasm
>>34555135Men, Would you be willing to date a girl who cuts herself?
>>34556096>if womanRetard alert
>>34556089My niece wants me to take her to a PRIDE parade.
>>34556077>We aren't discussing that thoughIf something can be shit on and then sanitized I don't think blood is a problem is my point.>insanely filthy immediately An disposable pads don't? The difference is you wash it after instead of throwing it away.
>>34556088>She bit my arm today.HOLD THE PHONESHE MIGHT BE WEIRD TOOYes, hug her back.
>>34556093I see so it's easier to wash out then. I don't really know what it's made of. Why not a cup or something if you wanna go reusable
>>34556095WHATCHA~*THWAPS YOUR BALLS WITH A TOWEL*
>>34556105I use both bitch
>>34556098Yes, reluctantly. I would be very stern about her having to stop doing it though. I wouldn't dump her if she relapsed. But she has to stop doing it. I also don't think I would be able to live with myself if she killed herself so, if she's actively suicidal, it's probably a no. Unless she's like, my soulmate or something, in which case we'll deal with it.
>>34556050What kind of job do you work
Femanons, would you let a Make-A-Wish kid put his hand down your shirt and pants and have a long feel? He's dying of painful cancer btw
>>34556100She will befriend many fancy boy dandies there, and may get lesbianised by another woman.
>>34556105Not herThe cups are fine but when you have a leak THE WHOLE THING drains at once and makes a huge mess. If you don't know if you're going to be able to get to a bathroom exactly when you need to pads are "safer".
>>34556104>Yes, hug her back.Do normies really? That's wild. She laid her head on my shoulder too. I just let her but didn't do anything. Fuck, I'm so awkward. I hope she didn't feel bad about my stillness.
>>34556111No he should ask a girl his age
Why do you have gothic toes. Your feet are emo monsters.
>>34556113>THE WHOLE THING drains at once and makes a huge mess.Yummy *slurps it up*
What to you do if start having issues with radio/music player at work?
Imagine impregnating someone with precum
>>34556118Depends on the issue. Probably turn up the volume of my earphones.
>>34556114She is trying to come onto you. You should really tell her you have autism and maybe she'll try more affections.
I just had a dream set in a retro-future Rave Disco where people were pop-locking and doing the wave to bleep and bloop music. And everyone was dressed and styled like the cartoon band Power Line, with flat top mullets and Geordi visor sunglasses.
>>34556103Would you rather have something that's been shit on or something that hasn't. >>34556107Why both how do you choose one over the other >>34556113I'm so glad I'm not a woman wtf is this shit. Fuck that noise.
>>34556111No. He should marry his child gf.
>>34556124I thought rock music would be fine but it probably wasn't. I'm afraid of being excluded in the future. I am trying to handle this maturely.
>>34556125I don't have autism...I don't think we should date tho, more affections would be counterproductive. I wanted to hug her back, she smells good and is so pretty.
Women would you date a man that is good at everything except being social? Im serious
>>34556130Child marriage should be illegal. Shame on you for supporting it.
>>34556061that's a bit too difficult for my skill level>>34556063this I can probably draw
>>34556135by bad at social, do you mean even with me? or just others?
>>34556133>it probably wasn't.Why not? How did they react? Also, nobody cares. Awkward moment, only you remember it with this intensity, they don't care.
>>34556129>something that's been shit on or something that hasn't.If it was my shit and the shit was promptly removed and the item cleaned and sanitized I don't really see the issue with keeping it. Not saying you should wipe your ass with dish towels but it seems reasonable that reusable pads should exist. Probably would save me a shit ton of money in the long run.
>>34556129Why both? Why do you own multiple pairs of pants? For different levels of comfort and situations bitch
>>34556137Not to an adult, you disgusting pedophile.
>>34556098yeah, wouldn't be my first time, but it would be nice if she stopped doing it, you know, eventually, no pressure
Femanon, how juicy do it get? Do you got that gushy gushy?
>>34556135Yes. I can translate for >him.
>>34556149I got that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff
>>34556140> even with me? Not really. More like the meeting new people and becoming close to them in the first place. But once he gets over the awkward start, he's fairly normal
>>34556146You literally said an adult 'should marry his child gf'. You are advocating creepy pee pee pdf-file behaviour. That is not good.
>>34556154Oh I think he made a mistake and accidentally fucked you up the rectum when he meant to go for your vajayjay. Typical men, am I right? Let him tell you about the pubic hairs that keep getting stuck under his foreskin some time.
>>34556115What if you told him this and then he looked at you with his sad sicky face and said "guess I'll never get to feel up a pretty woman" and then he started crying?
>>34556143The first thing I thought when I googled reusable pads was that they reminded me of reusable toilet paper and I'm still not sure if that's just a meme or not. >>34556144What situation warrants a cup vs a pad. You don't have to be so mean it's not my fault I've never menstruated.
Women, let's say you give birth to these two.What will you name them?
>>34556125I will try to hug her back...
>>34556157No, two childrens, for pretend. Not contractual you Count Olaf lookin ah.
>>34556111>Femanons, would you let a Make-A-Wish kid put his hand down your shirt and pants and have a long feel?Maybe. I have a soft spot for kids with Cancer. I even donate quite a bit to St. Jude's. Hard to say when you're not in that situation.>>34556112>She will befriend many fancy boy dandies there, and may get lesbianised by another woman.She already identifies as a lesbian and has a girlfriend. Her dad thinks it's my fault.>>34556149>Femanon, how juicy do it get? Do you got that gushy gushy?It's like a mango that has started to go soft.>>34556161>What will you name them?Ntwadumela and Mandevu
>>34556164>Her dad thinks it's my fault.Her dad is probably right
Has a woman ever held you down to the ground, forcing you to lie prone as she poured gasoline oil into your anus through a syringe?
>>34556164Shut the fuck up
>>34556158Goober, it's a song lyric.
>>34556160>reusable toilet paperI have a kula kloth. It's a reusable pad for women to wipe their piss with. I take it on hikes.
>>34556166Wait, so Korrasami molested her young niece and the trauma of the forcible incest turned the girl gay?
>>34556170Oh, "You're so Yellow" by Coldplay. That's what your picture is a reference to.
I should put my penis into a mango
>>34556166>Her dad is probably rightWell, maybe if her parents were more present in her life she wouldn't feel the need to run to me with her problems instead of them.>>34556173I know people offhandedly tell people to kill themselves all the time, but from the bottom of my heart, kill yourself.
craving a mango right abt now
>>34556176So you did
>>34556175>>34556177Both of you have to kiss a mango now.
>>34556175I'm the smartestAnd the toughestI will find a hole And fuck itIf there ain't oneI will make one
>>34556178No, you fucking weirdo.
>>34556181You're gross
If I find a snake as a pest in my woodshed and kill it by braining it with a shovel, is it safe to cook and eat? Or do I need to do anything to clean it first?
>>34556164>would make a child touch her tits >groomed a child with her lgbtq+ bullshitthe fags aren't going to beat the pedo groomer allegations anytime soon
>>34556185ur mean and i hope eating it kills u
>>34556186I think YOU are a fag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDichTpeGmY
The kind of woman I dream about is so vague I don't think she really exists
>>34556167>Has a woman ever held you down to the ground, forcing you to lie proneyes>as she poured gasoline oil into your anus through a syringe?no
>>34556186>makeThe question was if a child, riddled with terminal cancer, asked with their dying wish to touch my tit, would I let them. And I said maybe.
>>34556056Draw a cute Femanon with a ponytail and bangs
M, 30s, my daughter is getting obsessed with being "evil" and all of her OCs and self inserts are the girlfriend of various over the top evil figures like Darth Vader and Star Wolf. I'm kinda inclined to just let this play out because it's hilarious and I had worse crushes at that age. Am I making a mistake here? I really don't think I am, like this girl has a playlist of M. Bison cutscenes.
>>34556192Every non pedo would not even consider that as an option, no matter the circumstances.
>>34556167Least Funny Poster Award goes to this retard yet again.
>>34556192There was also implication of them touching your clitty and vajagoogoo
>>34556194How old is she?
>>34556185Killing snakes will most likely give you a rat infestation. You should feed it. Give it a goose.
>>34556197it's a spammer that jerks off to rape fantasies, better to ignore it
>>34556196Have you ever seen a child die of cancer?
>>34556167You doused my soul with gasoline, You flicked a match into my brain. Incinerate, Incinerate, Incinerate.
Remember, women don't care if you're a monsterAs long as you're tall and muscular
>>34556200Geese are very aggressive and will come close to killing you before it's even possible to wring one's neck and feed it to a snake. Some types of geese are actually also illegal to mess with, injuring them is considered a wildlife crime.
>>3455619913, like I said I had way worse crushes at that age and being the dad I really don't want to get involved at that level but my sister keeps saying I should say something. My opinion is if she wants to draw herself marrying various final bosses in video games then whatever, she'll either grow out of it or date a theater kid.
Why do the women I've met in my life seem to exclusively go for guys that look and act like Mr. Boss on Smiling Friends?
Which one, femanons?
>>34556203Yes and no child in that situation would ask to touch an adult in a sexual way unless they have already been groomed and sexually traumatized before. So any sane adult would not consider indulging such an obviously sick request, no matter what. Just because someone's dying doesn't mean you should take advantage of that to justify abusing their sexual trauma for your own gratification.
>>34556142The thing to play music went "missing" when I was last there. I'm afraid this will be a thing.
>>34556200That just means more rats to eat, if it's safe to skin them and cook them properly.
>>34556205 I probably wouldn't give a beastly woman a chance ngl. I guess us moids are the real baddies.
why is it that every woman that's interested in me always makes me either cut myself or tries to feminize me? why are you so evil? :(
>>34556208I don't think it's a huge deal in itself but I also don't actually know these characters and you have to consider the accompanying circumstances. If she's otherwise doing good and not also struggling with mental health issues/sleep issues/school issues/social issues and your family isn't a chaotic mess then you might be able to hope it's just a phase and will pass on it's own but if it's one in many things in her life taking a heavy turn, it might be worth stepping in to prevent further derailment into a self destructive direction.
>>34556217Only faggots cut themselves but I suppose it's fitting for you
>>34556221they made me do it! I didn't do it on my own
>>34556221You cut yourself on the genitalia. You have numerous self-harm scars on your privates.
>>34556038>>34556042Women, why don't you look like this?
>>34556206It's a wildlife crime for them to poison the streets with shit. >come close to killing youSkill issue, they run at loud noises, also long weapons exist.
Women how would you feel if your man described your hoohaw as "meaty"
>>34556210*sets my boobs on both buttons at the same time*Time for peggable parking.
Well, dentist visit went well.Was a root canal.oof.
>>34556228You understand that you just said you'd groom and rape a minor if you were their teacher, right?
>>34556222You are the gayest little shit I've ever spoken to on here. There's no way you aren't doing this on purpose and actually get off to being called a twink.
>>34556230Teacher? No. I only sex adults.
>>34556232it's buggery anon, he has a daily crashout where he masturbates whilst posting his humiliation and abuse fantasies telling him he's disgusting gets him off
>>34556233Look at the pic again you reacted to. Fucking idiot.
>>34556185I wouldn't because they're like frogs and absorb toxins through their skin plus they have all the tiny bones like fish but I don't see why you wouldn't be able to. If you're worried because it's venemous just finish the job of chopping the head off before you cook it.
Women get an almost psychotic rush out of trying to get men to cheat on their wives. There are more women trying to get men to cheat then men who want to cheat.
>>34556212>no child in that situation would ask to touch an adult in a sexual wayI think you're missing the part where this is entirely hypothetical, just like the "Would you fuck your dad to save your mom?" question people ask. No one is ever going to take your mom hostage and tell you to fuck your dad to spare her life. It's all conjecture to see where you stand and what your thought process is like. And again, people don't actually know what they will do in those extreme situations. For me, I was thinking about that scene in The Good Doctor where Reznik showed her tits to the boy who had to get his eyes removed. That your mind immediately goes to being predatory instead of sacrificing your own dignity and comfort for someone else says more about you than it does about me.
Do you think a war will start soon?
>>34556235NtaIt labels her as a public school teacher but doesn't explicitly state the age of "him". She's got you on semantics just let it go or she'll get annoying.
>>34556235I'm not reading further. I refuse the implication.
>>34556056draw someone explaining the concept of purgatory to a monkey
When will society just collapse already jfc
>>34556232nobody called me a twink though, I'm not getting off to this.>>34556234no I'm not that anon
>>34556240>It's all conjecture to see where you stand and what your thought process is likeExactly. And there shouldn't be any situation, no matter how hypothetical, where you'd consider a sexual act with a child. Especially not if you try to twist it as doing the child a favor. Fucking disgusting pedo.
>>34556227No particular way, it's technically accurate. I don't suggest trying that out on a woman you're seeing though.
>>34556247You should go to a gay club and see how many guys grope you there
Femanons, have you tried a vibrating strapon, or one that has haptic feedback?
>>34556242Yeah, but the meme is obviously making fun of all the cases of teachers being sexually involved with minors. But I guess pedos will always find a way to weasel out of it. Just look at the other disgusting gay predator justifying sexual acts with children.
>>34556246Just move to Somalia, it's basically the Walking Dead.
>>34556251I dont want that im not gay
>>34556220She hasn't seen the Star Wars prequels so I feel like that'll ruin Darth Vader for her. Overall it just seems to me like she's into overly dramatic guys with power, which is not super rare among girls her age. My plan is to just let it play out like I said.
>>34556256We gon make you
>>34556194She's fine. Only worry if she starts getting into irl serial killers and shit like that.
>>34556258Anon please stop :/
Do women that failed/are failing at life also think about not deserving love because you offer nothing of value?
>>34556263Just post your dumb warranty seal infographic already and get it over with.
>>34556264My what?
>>34556217You meet one asshole, they're probably an asshole. You meet a hundred assholes, you need to look inward.
>>34556262You got that wrong. It's gon be me telling you what to do.
Womoids do your boobs sweat?
>>34556267You are posting shit like this but im the faggot?
i have a question for m and f i've found the love of my life 3 times. each time she turned out to be a construct created by a woman with the intent of seducing me. took me years to get over it each time and before i knew it my youth was gone. but i respected myself enough to leave each time once the deception was clear. m, why do you stay with women who do this? ultimately it encourages the practice and w, why do you do this? it is always on the chance he'll just put up with being deceived and accept the real you?? or are you just having fun and getting laid?
>>34556213Okay, own it. Wear earphones. That shows you keep engaging in what you like while understanding that others don't feel the same towards it. Don't be standoffish though, and don't activate the noise canceling so you can be receptive to others when they try to talk to you. Idk.
>>34556261I let her watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer once and she loved the retarded vampires who give speeches before they do anything, she's the girl version of dudes who think Dragonball Z characters are cool. This isn't the worst thing in the world, she's getting really into Sailor Moon, which I freely admit I haven't seen but it seems pretty harmless.
>>34556271ntayes you type like a fruit
Boy I sure do LOVE outsourcing my labour to slaves in developing countries
>>34556274On G-d, you gotta kill yourself bro. You can't be talking like this as an adult. It's ogre.
>>34556271Relax, I told you, you gon be one.
>>34556281Cool it with the islamophobia
>>34556194This is just the normal edgelord chuunbiyo phase. Get her a Shadow the Hedgehog plush or something.>this girl has a playlist of M. Bison cutscenes.Now this one is actually concerning
>>34556274>idiot has a melty if real people don't live up to the fantasy version he made up in his head about who those people are many such cases, low IQ people should not be allowed to date
>>34556281I am literally the 3rd worlder working for an american company and I'm jewish. Netanyahu, please save me.
>>34556286She has like 50 plushies and one of them is a Shadow the Hedgehog. She and her brother love the sonic movies. I don't think she's into shadow like that though.
what are you all having for dinner tonight, i am having chocolate milk again
Tonight was mid :/
>>34556287if we're just making shit up, you're a decent dude, i'm sure your parents are proud.
>>34556292probably lamb snd potatoes, I have some that I should be using soon
>>34556279No i dont
>>34556293You need some of that gushy gushy
>>34556291Get her an M Bison plush then
>>34556294yes, I'm sure it's everyone else's fault and they have deeply betrayed you by not being like the anime characters you grew up obsessing over
>>34556297>iFruity.
>>34556298What's gushy
>>34556282>On G-dhow would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast?
>>34556297If you can't see it, I don't know what to tell you
>>34556294She's right faggot quit being a bitch
How can I "catch up" socially?>always into alt music>would dress alt in high school and college but was very anti-social>never left the city I grew up and went to college in>25 now, realizing that I fucked up by being a recluse>trying to integrate into local alt scene now by reconnecting with an old friend, befriending a coworker who is in the scene a little, and going to bars where a lot of these people hang outmy question is how do I actually talk to strangers or get more integrated and become a familiar presence? I need to change this now. After having some good opportunities to be social, I have realized the errors of my ways over the past 10 years and I want to fix things
>>34556285China is Muslim? >>34556288Bibi can't hear you down there
>>34556301Oh come on I made a mistake >>34556304I think you guys are just making shit up
Hey baldies,Do you like balding eraserman?
>>34556309Nigga your gfs literally tried to feminize you because they saw the framework of a femboy twink in you
>>34556309>I think you guys are just making shit upI'll bite. Just for clarification you are OP right?
I wish I could like women
>>34556307pretend to have an actual interest in the people you're talking to and don't just see them as npc side characters to fill various roles in your elaborate larp
>>34556300>>34556305xmfd yea just assume i wasn't straight up lied to and entire personas weren't made up and tossed aside, obviously it's all in my headhow would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast?
>>34556297Tobias Funke type beat
>>34556317No you don't, or you'd be trying harder, lazy fuck.
>>34556318>pretend to have an actual interest in the people you're talking toI do have an interest in them> don't just see them as npc side characters to fill various roles in your elaborate larpHow is this a larp?
>>34556319you sound deranged, I'd try to get a restraining order on you if I knew you irl
Everybody should have ai, nobody should have nuclear bombs
>>34556324No. Ai should be bolted to one singular place for data centering. I vote we suck the soul out of straya, again. And leave the rest of the world without filthy sucking data centers.
>>34556314Because they were insane not because im gay>>34556315Yes
>>34556323you're too fat and ugly for me to even look in the general direction of and any judge would recognize this
>>34556322yes, you have an interest in them playing their assigned part in your role play fantasy>How is this a larp?you have a clear idea of what you want your life to look like but unfortunately you need others to actually play out the fantasy of you envisioning yourself laughing and having a good time with your big active friend group that all think you're amazing and can't wait to make plans with you again and then making out with the cutest girl of the group because ofc she's your gf but unfortunately nobody wants to play with you
[they don't realize i called them a nigger]
i wish men wanted to have sex with me
>>34556327Imma take that ass, lil nigga
>>34556328>he thinks restraining orders can only be about a man trying to rape a woman way to tell on yourself
>>34556327>why are you so evil? :(>they made me do it! >please stop :/>types in predominantly lowercase with an uwu softboi slant
Shut up bitch
>>34556333They probably do, it's just that most of them are too retarded and the rest are rapists.
>>34556338just ignore the tranny, it loves the engagement
>>34556337>strawman *yawn* get better, this is more pathetic than my dating history
>>34556343ok, come again when you find someone willing to play with you
Wish men were into brainrot or fun stuff, you ask a guy what he likes and he'll tell you something like WoW or rock climbing
>>34556263Yeah
>>34556333Do you like rough sex maaaaaaam i fuck you harrrd
but what can you expect from a fucking shitskin faggot
>>34556338Since when is typing in lowercase a bad thing?>>34556341Im not a tranny
>>34556339it would be sexy if a guy said this during sex
>>34556347>and here we have the rare shit colored retard rapist
Maybe I don’t want a mommy gf
>>34556349I bet you have long hair
iran can't cut those cable soon enough fuck off jeets outside india, all indians are dalit
>>34556333You have a snizz!
>>34556333You're not even a virgin anymore, obviously a man wanted to fuck you.
>>34556209please tell me this is true, i am a freak
Why is breathing so hard lately
Im going to bed now
>>34556333woah woah woah, kittenposter, since when did you lose your virginity?
>>34556355Irrelevant
/soc/ correctly rated me as a 4. That alone could be tolerable but I'm even more sick of my personality than everyone around me is. Being unfixably annoying and retarded on top of being disgusting to look at is a combination of problems I'm not sure how to fix. If I woke up as a successful rich version of myself tomorrow it would still be preferable for my own well being and the people around me if I blew my brains out
>>34556367It's hilarious how textbook you are
>>34556209Mr Boss is rich and ripped
>>34556362Nighty night
>>34556369It's hilarious how you keep falling for the larp
>>34556372Fall for a bitch broski
>>34556369Im not gay and I dont want to be a woman
>>34556358>>34556365im still a virgin though? you think women who have sex would go to this site?
>>34556368you don't have the balls for that
This album makes me wanna fade out from this life into another better one
>>34556376oh, sorry. guess that other anon was starting rumors. someday, kittenposter
>>34556379Whats the album
>>34556376Someone posted a thread a few months back with a bunch of cats talking about being in college and getting pumped and dumped losing her virginity.Thought it was you.
>>34556345Give brainrot example
>>34556345>you ask a guy what he likes and he'll tell you something like WoWDoes the average guy still play wow?I thought I was the only one left.
>>34556345i like jerma, too. happy?
>>34556383Don't get emotionalThat ain't like you
>>34556252No, I like using it for mouth too and don’t want to share their teeth
I really don’t understand how there’s a fertility crisis, women will fuck anything
>>34556224I don’t have a massive forehead to hide
>>34556393abortion and plan b is also something women do a lot
>>34556393They don’t and safe sex have been a thing for a long time
>>34556345Brainrot gives me the ick
>>34556393>women will fuck anythingI'm a 6'1 white guy with a full head of hair and a virgin at 26.
well atoga has disappointed me yet again :/
>>34556400I ain't your fuckin courier nigga gtfo
>>34556399You must be pretty overweight.
>>34556403I'm 193.
I'm dying alone. As my life flashes before my eyes I reached into this moment of my past to post on atoga. It's already over. Women do not care about resting by your side in the afterlife. She'll tell you she's cheating on you 9 hours before your death, just for the moment of power over us. Don't date. Change fate. The lotto numbers will be 10, 28, 30, 46, 57, and 25
>>34556406>not a single prime numberweak
There's not a single rich man that isn't a bottom.
The plot is literally about serial killers who target only fujos. Should I be concerned?
>>34556405Fuck that's old
>>34556333Dont be fat (optional)
God I love taking photos of myself in the mirror. I fucking love being vain.
There's a lost island with two people of opposite sex on it. One of them makes a box to live in on the island. Where does the other person live? State gender
>>34556415I do this but it is only pictures of my dick next to rulers and such
>>34556418F, depends on their relationship with each other but why wouldn't the other person also just build a shelter, lol is this supposed to be some sort of "wimin le bad and useless and taking advantage of male labor" bait?
>>34556418MRape
>>34556418M. How many femanons are going to get this wrong? lol.
>>34556418F on the island? im confused is this a trick question or what
>>34556278Sailor moon is based and wholly good for girls
So glad the era of phone sex is over. All those annoying nights where you tell a girl stuff just for her to go into muffled moans then passing out and forgetting about you, while you're left uncomfortably holding the phone to your ear trying to hear across the void just in case she's coming back to say anything back to you, only for nothing, and to just repeat it the next nightState gender and how sexting and the end of phone sex fixed your life
>>34556418If this is a riddle I don't get it
>>34555634But if you're high enough status, then you need to start protecting it from foids. Some celebs choose to hire high class escorts to be their gf/wife because regular females are shit when you're already famous.
>>34556418>a lost islandsay that again?
>>34556438F, this post made my skin crawl
>>34556418Philosophy answers this plainly. M.
>>34556438You're the dumbass for bothering with sexting and phone sex in the first place. I had phone sex literally once with a boyfriend 10 years ago and never again. Idk try not being a people pleaser and don't do things you don't want to do.
>>34556443Imagining what it is actually like as a moid or what?
>>34556447No, the whole concept of phone sex or sexting is so insanely cringe and dystopian. Basically demonic humiliation ritual.
Saw a black girl today.
Why can't women look like this?
>>34556449Really? How so? It is just applied lyricism with the same principal as dirty talk during sex
>>34556454Nag, weirdly mid
>>34556454Rude...
>>34556456Dirty talk is also demonic.
>>34556460What?
Women, have you ever seriously considered a military career?
>>34556462No, I'm not retarded.
>>34556454I'm still wondering why they chose a fugly chubby girl to play a cute girl character in The Last Of Us. Producers set her up for (deserved) hate.
I was jumped on by two dogs today. Both dog owners were white women. I am also a white woman but I feel like that's statistically significant and doesn't make us look good. Train your fucking dogs or move far enough away from people that your dog can't reach them (yes you leave the sidewalk you're the problem not me) I would never be mean to the dog and generally won't be rude to the person but "he's just so friendly!" with no apology makes me want to punch them.
>>34556454I’ve seen some Asian chicks in my colleges who look like that
>>34556418MLost?
>>34556464I think they were trying very very hard to not make her sexy considering she's meant to be 14 at the start. Because of you.
>>34556465All dog owners are a problem. Their gender and race makes no difference.
>>34556469It's the lack of any prevention or an apology for me. I'm not bothered by people who try, and listen to leash laws even though their dog is "so well behaved"
>>34556467See you in another life brotha.
>>34556463>retardedDo you realize how many benefits people in the U.S. military get?>Full college tuition, housing, and book money through the GI Bill>Healthcare through the VA>Low or no down payment home loans>Lifetime pension after long service (20+ years)>Disability compensation if injured during service>Priority hiring for many government jobs>Military discounts, base access, housing and food allowances>Paid technical training in fields like cybersecurity, engineering, aviation, medicine, etc.If you joined the army at 18, you'd be able to comfortably retire at 38. Setting politics aside, why would you not want to join the military?
>>34556468No. The problem is she looks nothing like the character.
>>34556474Not everyone is an amerilard.
>>34556466Why not hook up with them?
>>34556474>rubs hands in recruiter
>>34556465Dog owners a dog ownership is the most interesting phenomenon . I say this as a dog owner. So many dog owners are shit and raise barking nutcases or can’t even be damned to pick up poop. I think, for every 2 shit parents with a badly raised child, there’s at least one shitty dog owner. I just can’t relate to most pet owners. I hung out with some other dog owners and these guys fully believe in the “if my dog is uneasy around someone, they must be evil”. Some of them only love dogs because they deliver unconditional love (even though we bred them to be that way).Honestly, dog ownership has made me realize I have much less of an “awwww” mode than the average person
>>34556474NtaI always heard the college thing was sort of a scam. And if the benefits are so great how come so many vets are homeless?
>>34556472There shouldn't be any "try". You brought an annoying, disgusting and dangerous beast into public. Either you have total control of this creature (which is impossible, which is why all dog owners are bad) or you should be punished severely and not allowed to bring this beast.
lot of non whites (dog haters) in the thread today huh
>>34556474Damn, you guys are getting desperate, lol.
>>34556418M.They live in the box. It's concerning that people can't figure out the answer.
>>34556481Honestly not all dog owners are bad. But…A sizable portion of them are bad.Side note:>thank you neighbor Daryl for waking me up with your barking dog at 6 am that will bark outside for multiple hours But dog culture makes it really easy to hate them.like getting told “barking is what dogs do” when reporting a dog that barks hours on end nonstop. Or clearly lazily trained dogs getting walked outside with no leash.
I should jerk off before a date, right?
You could survive a zombie apocalypse, alien invasion, and a third world war with a woman and she'll still leave you because she got "bored" and wants to "start a new chapter" and thinks she can do better. Women truly are despicable beings.
>>34556483>you're not white if you don't like having your hand licked with a tongue that licked dog anus two minutes before >you're not white if you don't like a creature that is loud af if anything pit of the ordinary happens, often even if nothing out of the ordinary happens >you're not white if you don't like a creature that leaves hair everywhere>you're not white if you don't like a creature that could potentially kill a small child that startled it in one bite and nobody ever knows when that might happen for sure
>>34556474>Get sent to the other side of the world to the fucking desert so our greatest ally can use you as cannon fodder.I'd rather not.
>hurr durr it's better to be a worthless neet wasting his/her life on atoga than serving your country and becoming a valuable member of societyI knew atoga was filled with social rejects, but this level of delusion is incredible. Truly
>>34556481I have met a few people who have trained them enough to be chill 95% of the time but I don't understand my step sister at all. She has a dog that weighs over 100 pounds that she doesn't have a handle on AT ALL and a fucking 18 month old. Like if you have a dog that has a prescription for trazadone you really should consider rehoming it before you give birth.
>>34556494Go be a zogbot on somebody else's time.
>>34556494Why would I “serve my country” when I can go to college or pick up a trade?Maybe if i had no options, and there was no way to afford any local colleges , i would consider the army. But luckily, i had options.
>>34556490Meanwhile you can literally take a man's last name and bear his children but because you got stretch marks and put on some weight from the pregnancy, he'll lose attraction and cheat. Men truly are despicable beings.
>>34556483I explicitly stated I was white. White people can be cat people too. >>34556490>Thinks trauma bonding is good and right actuallyStop being silly
>>34556493Imagine being so ignorant you think joining the military instantly means you're kicking down doors as infantry lmao. The military has tons of non-combat jobs like cybersecurity, engineering, intelligence, medicine, mechanics, logistics, etc. You're still deployable, but not everyone is frontline combat arms. How the fuck are you this stupid?
>>34556488No. I know a lot of people with dogs and they are very well behaved and excellently trained dogs. The kind that went to dog training for years, are pure bred with papers, are't allowed in the kitchen or on the sofa/bed ever, feed them only raw meat and homemade meals, bath them at least once a week, you can take them to a restaurant np and you wouldn't even know they are there, you can leave them around little kids and plates of food unattended without any issues and even these dogs are still disgusting, annoying and always a potential danger. Anyone saying anything else is coping hard.
>>34556501NtaBut why would I want to do that either.I could just get like, a normal job.
>>34556494Thanks for the nice bull run on my oil stocks.
>>34556495No offense, but your step sister might be a little dumb. Not necessarily for raising a dog while having a child, but in her dog choice.
>>34556494>>34556501I'm not falling for it.
>>34556495>95% of the timeThat's not enough. 100% or no deal because there's no reason to bring a beast anywhere that has a 5% change of ruining it for everyone else just because you have mental health issues.
>>34556492hit a nerve huh>>34556500>crazy cat ladyshocked
>>34556501Not every zogbot blown up by those missiles was infantry
>>34556499Men are way more loyal than women.
>>34556503Okay well that’s too far. I don’t like dog fanatics or American dog culture but even I think well behaved dogs are fine (unless they’re pit bulls). I don’t want them inside stores though.
>>34556510spotted the fat dog mommy/daddy
>>34556498Yeah bro, go rack up $60k in student debt for a useless degree or become a mid-tier electrician. Meanwhile the people who actually keep the country safe (and the global trade routes open so your cheap shit from Temu keeps flowing) are the ones you look down on for "having no options."Nobody’s forcing you to join. But acting like serving is only for losers with no choices is weak and retarded. Plus if you do well, the army can literally pay for your college.
>>34556499Sorry!
There's no reason to have a dog that's over like 50 lbs if it's just a companion.
>>34556513Even the most well behaved dog licks his ass, sheds hair and is an unpredictable animal no matter how well trained he is.
>>34556515Just from my personal experience everyone I know who went to the army were people with bad grades who needed a path or people who had no idea what to do with their life and said fuck it.I do think these people are “better” than Neets, but army goers have their stereotype for a reason
>>34556506I wouldn't call her dumb. Sheltered definitely. And her mom can be very "ditzy" esp when she hasn't eaten so maybe she got some of that.In her defense she didn't choose the dog breed her dad was watching her step sister's dog and his dog got hers pregnant. So it was a free puppy but it's a fucking husky/pitbull/Australian shepherd mix and they barely excercise it. >>34556508If I'm over at someone's house I'm accepting the risk because it's their dog and their space but I'm with you in public settings.
>>34556523>it's le bad if you try to turn your life around and make the best of a bad situation
>>34556525Yesh ok, you win military is awesome and all, still not joining, go recruit somewhere else.
>>34556504Can a "normal" wagie job give you any of these:>>34556474
>>34556524There’s a pretty big stigma against rehoming dogs. It’s why I don’t get how people can get dogs so casually. >okay this pet is gonna be in my life and drastically affect how i live it for 10+ yearsI’ve seen retards just gift dogs to unprepared people and it’s a shitshow half the time.
>>34556528I'm not that anon but you're just cringe af. >if you haven't had a perfect run since the day you were born, you're worthless trash and any attempts to fix your circumstances just make you look even more pathetic You're worse than all militaryfags combined.
>>34556525im interested in joining, what should I do? which branch is best?
Long post f 23 m21Boyfriend is uninterested in sex and is saying that I’m being really pushy that I keep trying to have sex with him he says he’s not asexual and he likes sex, but not as much as I do. We have sex maybe once every month at that. He says he’s attracted to me and he likes being intimate but when it comes to having actual sex, he seems really disinterested. He says he doesn’t masturbate which I also find really odd?? but he likes to read doujins so I don’t know what’s going on here. He says he’s attracted to me but idk what im trying to ask here he’s great at foreplay and really into it but I guess sex is the problem? I smell fine down there
>>34556534Anon didn't say anything like that bruh
>>34556534>worthless trash I never said that, you did. Hell, I ever even implied that. Funny how militaryfags look at themselves.
>>34556528Not that anon, but it's hilarious that you think you'd be fit enough to join the army when you can't even fit into your own unwashed pants.t. Actually served 1 and half years in the British Army
>>34556536Weren't you two on a break?
>>34556538I never* even implied that
>>34556531Some of them depending on the job.I got a discount on my cellphone bill just for working for a particular grocery store chain.I don't want to join the military. I don't want to work in cyber security or whatever and I have pathological demand avoidance I'd be pissed off or in trouble constantly. There's literally no plus side to military service for me. Those perks don't make the rest of it worth it. Who wants to go to boot camp?
>>34556536>We have sex maybe once every monthBreak up with him?
>>34556536he's a closet gay. if you had access to all of his internet usage you'd see it
>>34556540>Actually served 1 and half years in the British ArmyYou still got invaded, lmao
Everyone I know who joined the army told me I shouldn’t go and it’s just Highschool 2.0. I think I’ll believe them.
>>34556538>Funny how militaryfags look at themselves.It's what they're told every day when they wake up at 5am to go jogging.
>>34556535>im interested in joining, what should I do? which branch is best?If you're actually serious about joining, do your research and talk to recruiters from all branches, not just one. Air Force generally has the best quality of life and technical jobs. Army has the most slots and bonuses. Navy if you want to travel. Marines only if you want to be a hardcore grunt.Get in shape now, study for the ASVAB, and be honest about what you want (skills, money, adventure, etc.).Most important: Don't rush it. Bad contract = 4-6 years of regret.t. not a recruiter
>>34556533There's also the fact they never consider how them getting a dog will impact everyone else in their life against their will. >can you watch the dog for me? wdym no? I thought we are family and help each other out? wdym you're not willing to look after it multiple days whilst I go on vacation? wdym you won't look after and take it to your home where it sheds it's disgusting hair all over your place, piss in your yard and stink the place up with it's gross food because I have to have surgery? >oh haha, I will bring the dog to every family gathering now because he's family now, it's not my fault he barks all the time and ruins every celebration for everyone >wdym a dog is not worth my grandchildren dreading visiting me because they are scared the dog will run them over and scratch them again being too rough "playing"? It's honestly insane that having dogs isn't a mental health diagnosis.
>>34556540>why don't you join the army?>I don't want to>yeah, well you couldn't anyway!NTA. Those grapes are sour, eh fox?
Listen, I'm no jingoist but joining the space force seems like a pretty sweet gig and I'm sure most of our autists would thrive there
>>34556533They'd had it for like 3 months when she found out she was pregnant. And they got it from her dad, it wouldn't have been a big deal and they really should have. >>34556536Break up with him. If you won't/can't stop pressuring him and he doesn't want to all you're doing is making him resent you and that's going to get you even less sex not more.
>>34556536Also said he was stuck in a “gooning phase” a few months back and a death of a family member made him open his eyes and said “ but the deaths of those two i guess brought me back to reality and realize damn things are actually happening in real time” i have no idea what this means he honestly sounds really depressed. The deaths were last year and i understand deaths can really put a toll on someone i sound like an asshole now he just has no sex drive
>>34556549Just kidding.
>>34556546We haven't. Go be a worthless bigoted racist elsewhere. >>>/pol/
>>34556556Islam isn't a race.
>>34556552Wake me up when they start sending boots to space
>>34556549>Air Force generally has the best quality of life and technical jobs.Yeah, everyone can just easily join the Air Force. There's no competition for the comfy jobs in the army whatsoever, right? Moron.
My brother tried to join the Air Force, but he applied to it like it was just another job "I hope to gain skills and experience that I can apply in my future career" etc and he got rejected. I could have told him they want lifers and patriots not people who treat it as a stepping stone. They accidentally sent him someone else's acceptance papers and he was pissed because they talked about their mental health issues and couldn't believe he got passed over for someone like that.
>>34556547I still enjoyed my time there. Yeah you're right king, better believe your friends. The military is basically Highschool 2.0 and we all know how easy our jobs were. Stay safe in the basement.
>>34556562>they mention someone's mental health issues in the acceptance letter Somehow I have a hard time believing you didn't make this up.
>>34556565I didn't read it but that's what he said, maybe they sent back a copy of the application or cover letter.
Take it to /soc/ gooner
>>34556565Im proud of you for being able to see through a thinly veiled lie
>>34556545Closeted gay? Is there anyway to find that out? He’s pretty locked down when it comes to his phone/computer he won’t even let me touch it because he think I’ll break his pc Idk maybe when the idea of pegging got bought up he said he’d try it and i also stuck my finger up his ass in the shower last week idk if he was into it I think he was complacent. But he doesn’t seem like a faggot and won’t even let me do his makeup or dress him up (I have a thing for femboys and told me he didn’t want any of that done to him)
>>34556564F, no, i like it, the small nipples, the armpit hair, the happy trail, and the complexion is really nicealthough he would be 10 times hotter if he was fatter, u can already tell he’s a lil soft, might as well lean into it. is that u anon?
>>34556556>We haven't.Mohammed is literally the most common name for baby boys in London lmao.
>>34556564google reverse image search diagnosed you with >obesity>gyno>seborrheic keratosis >moles that require medical observation ew
>>34556561>>Yeah, everyone can just easily join the Air Force. There's no competition for the comfy jobs in the army whatsoever, right? Moron.Literally where did I say getting a comfy high level military job would be a walk in the park? You’re arguing with something nobody said. Also, imagine expecting life to just hand you the easiest path with zero competition. That mentality is exactly how you turn into the amazing worthless NEET you are today :)Well done. I'm sure your entourage are really proud of you.
>>34556571It's true, later he also got pissed because our mom got a job at the Air Force. He said she was too emotionally unstable to work there, it was literally just low level clerical work.
>>34556568Maybe don't believe every sensational lie your brother tells you.
>>34556572yep he's gay
>>34556438FSometimes I have women call to me so I can hear their orgasm, then I hang up. And sexting is telling them to do sexual tasks and send the video.
>>34556578>sperging out over your mom getting a job Lol, I'm glad they clocked his dangerous ass before he got access to weapons and training.
>>34556579He showed it to my dad, I don't see why he'd lie about that. What would be the point?
>>34556581Are you the dancer Stacy?
>>34556581Please fuck off disgusting gooner tranny
>>34556568Your brother was lucky to avoid the military. Unless you’re a manchild who needs structure then you’ll be able to make a more successful path in the real world.
>>34556583To fuel his victim complex obviously.
>>34556582He's not that bad, he does liaison work between exporters and foreign countries now. He has a bit of a thin skin I guess.
>>34556588Is that what the kids call human trafficking nowadays?
>go out to a bar with normie friends>theyre hitting on girls left and right>keep going even if the girls look uncomfortable >grab their hands to dance even if they turn them down>they almost all eventually go along with it>they end up even giving their numbers/instagram>meanwhile i just politely ask girls if they want to dance and walk away when they turn me downwomen is that pushy behavior really what you want? i dont get it
>>34556591The fact all your friends are still single and trying to fuck bar sluts instead of being happily married with kids is all you need to know about this technique.
>>34556591Yes, women like fun, charisma, and confidence. That’s why they end up with toxic men. These toxic men have so much confidence (ego), love of fun(risk taking) , and charisma that they can get dates. As I always say, sexual success is a numbers game. There’s nothing stopping any man from approaching 100 women. If you’re an average man you can get 15% of the women you approach, minimum.
>>34556589It's agricultural products mostly, and I should say in our country if you join the Air Force the chances of you actually fighting in a war or killing anyone are absolutely zero so he wasn't doing it for violent reasons.
>>34556576>That mentality is exactly how you turn into the amazing worthless NEET you are today :)>everyone who dislikes the military is a worthless NEETI made 250k this month alone, retard.Make sure you don't miss your alarm tomorrow. Don't want your master to yell at you, do you? Good boy.
>>34556595>agricultural products Like slaves?
>>34556591It’s not what they want but women will fawn when the response kicks in
Good evening.
>>34556584Dancer. Just a goth >>34556585Not trans you cock obsessed loser
I hate how every 3rd post here is some dick waving contest
>>34555804We should get married.
>>34556593we're all in our early 20s though>>34556594im slightly above average in looks, i dress well, and i got rejected by all 5 girls i approached. i literally just asked if they wanted to dance, and 2 even gave me the hand before i opened my mouth. i dont even want to fuck/date these girls, i just wanted to dance >>34556599i cant imagine myself being that pushy with a stranger. guess i gotta work on that
I wish I could grow a beard, I mean I can do it but it gives me a rash.
I love jerking off. Thank you god for giving me a dick and porn.
>>34556605Based.
Bf adding girl on all socials and even Spotify im getting extremely insecure about it
>>34556612Not this larp again.
>>34556608Don’t be pushy unless you just want empty sex
>>34556612The cosplayer?
>>34556614Is that a tranny?
How much does proximity matter in dating today with dating apps? Before you’d interact with someone in your social/life bubble and get with them. Maybe they wouldn’t be the best Life partner prospect in the world, but they were the best life partner prospect in your bubble.Now does this bubble even matter when Dan could just go on a dating app and find someone more enticing whenever he wants? Feels like if youre interested in someone who uses dating apps the competition is even harder.
>>34556606What if women had titty waving contests
>>34556617yes
>>34556608Height? Thats the real metric.
>>34556618>when Dan could just go on a dating app and find someone more enticingi feel targeted, how do you know my name
>>34556620Hi, Julian
>>34556615oh so what should i do instead?>>34556621im 5'10 and my friends are all within about two inches of me. its not height in this situation, its definitely personality
>>34556619JH would lose
>>34556618>Now does this bubble even matter when Dan could just go on a dating app and find someone more enticing whenever he wants?Dan really can't unless he's a Chad. You foids are really overestimating how many options the average guy has. Men settle for their gfs in 2026, not because she was the most beautiful/amazing girl he ever met.
>>34556618Then let dan go and fuck around and find out until he realizes that sticking to the people that grew up surrounded by a similar culture and context as you as possible matters much more than being obsessed with the same anime and that someone's profile doesn't say much about the actual person even if it all sounds so great in theory. Nothing of value was lost.
>>34556631Okay then what about the reverse. Isn’t it harder now that Catherine can just go on Hinge and find equal or better options?
>>34556591>flashback several years ago>went to African Cultural Night>everyone starts dancing>ask turbo autist girl friend at my table if she wants to dance with me>"n-no thanks">went to dance with another girl then came back to my table>like 10 minutes later the turbo autist got her hand grabbed by a random Nigerian dude and taken out to dance>looks extremely uncomfortable the entire time, my friends are all amused by the situation watching on>she sits back down and talks about how it was the most fun/exciting thing ever. Then proceeds to talk about not liking the guy.What the other anons said is true- Women like the charisma of a man unabashedly leading them, even if they don't like >himand before you call this cuckshit I'm also black I'm just not Nigerian and will accept no for an answer.
>>34556616YES YES YES I talked to him about it today and he said he’d show me the account and i said it’s fine then like Spotify too? What the fuck
>>34556625So close, and yet so far.
>>34556609I wish I could be rid of my beard forever and didn't have to shave every week
>>34556636Is there Intra-Africa cuck fetish stuff? Like the Congolese are all insecure about chad Nigerians or something?
>>34556635Yeah, men are screwed in the dating market. They have to be the better option when she is serial dating around.
>>34556642Well there's an entire nation in Africa called Chad.
I need a bisexual gf
>>34556636And what was the point of that? She still doesn't like him and he still didn't get anything out of it unless he gets off to making girls feel uncomfortable.
Can't is the cancer of happen
"nah babe, really, it's beautiful. I think it's hot"
>>34556629> oh so what should i do instead?Be yourself dude. If you aren’t the type to be pushy and create these experiences, that’s fine. The creatives who make the experiences exist as women too, they want a dude who’ll slide with them, don’t listen to narcissist faggots who say others
>>34556649The point was that she was excited and exhilarated by it in the moment even if she ultimately rejected the guy.Now imagine if a guy who she was actually attracted to did something impulsive like that to her.
>>34556642>chad NigeriansAnon, the African chads are literally called Chad and their country is in the shape of the comic Chad's head with its eyes set on the Nigers
>>34556652is that what your ex told you when she saw your penis?
>>34556654Yeah, some people can't differentiate between anxiety and excitement in the moment.
In India Hindu men have a whole cuck fascination about Muslims, a lot of it is indistinguishable from Black/White cuck stuff in the USA.>The image of a virile, sexually powerful or more attractive Muslim man has long tormented the mind of ‘Hindu nationalists’. The arguments put forward by V.D. Savarkar for the martial and military training of Hindus also betray the same mindset. He felt that Muslim men could easily be trained militarily while Hindu men would need longer training as they have been emasculated by the practice of non-violence for centuries. Physical strength, manliness and violence are strangely entwined in the mind of Hindutva ideologues.>Buddha and then Gandhi were blamed for robbing Hindu men of their sexuality. The presence of Muslim men made matters worse for the ‘Hindu nationalists’. The fear that “their” women might fall for the sexual prowess of Muslim men prompted a campaign – through booklets and pamphlets published more than 100 years ago – about the need to “protect” Hindu women from this “danger”. This literature warned Hindus that Muslim men were ‘on the prowl’ and that Hindu women were in danger of being lured by them. This Hindutva mission to save Hindu women from the conspiring Muslim men continues to this day. The ridiculous bogey of “love jihad” testifies to it.
>>34556653i've only had one girl that came onto me like that, and she was a friend's girlfriend's relative. oh well
>>34556660Nigga I really don't care what shitskin 1 thinks about shitskin 2
>>34556661Yeah, they’re rare, but so are you. It would be a tragedy if you stopped being yourself to emulate some faggot losers who peaked in high school
>>34556660>Buddha and then Gandhi were blamed for robbing Hindu men of their sexuality.You'd never guess from the rape statistics.
>>34556664anon meant masculinity
It appears that across many cultures racism is caused by sexual insecurity.
>>34556667>everything is about pussy deep
>>34556667That's retarded, especially when the entire Asian continent has small dicks.
>>34556232>You are the gayest little shit I've ever spoken to on hereNTA but https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779487537081188.webm
>>34555673
I like it when you all shut up for once.
>>34556675You can make us shut up indefinitely by closing the tab.
>>34556676Yes but that would be too boring. This is the perfect balance.
>>34556674
Shitposting drunk at 2 in the morningwomen ask the boyim a question, won't ya?
>>34556663thanks fren
>"Before a woman knows whether a man is kind, competent, funny, or interesting, she sees his pictures. She might share them in a group chat where her friends weigh in. A man who fails to clear the bar on physical appearance never gets the chance to be judged on anything else."is clav correct
>>34556678Why do Jews hate Trump anyway?
You were Jesus Christ, my lord
Thinking I should try dating a brat since I haven't gone on a date with one yet. See if I like it. Where do I find one?
>>34556680why are you drunk? why are you awake?
>>34556686pedophilia is illegal
>>34556687I was out and recently got home. My friends had family in town and we did a hotpot. Food was great. Really liked how the veggies get stupid levels of spicy soaking in the pot. Someone brought wine and sake.
>>34556685Heh
>>34556689okedo you have a tshirt you've been holding on to?
>>34555466Incredibly hot
>>34556682If she's a hot girl then 100%. Everything is about instagram and social status to them.
>>34556684The perceive hecking Drumpftler to make goys too uppity, which makes their zioclitty leak
>>34556682Yes
I wonder how my cousin's baby is doing in the group home with her, I feel bad for the kid. My cousin 100% does not want to be a mother.
>>34556714Tldr nigga
>>34556715Lenin was on that grindset.
>>34556715Lenin gave up chess and music because it made him unfocused on his work
>>34556717What a faggot
>>34556573yes. thank you?! although >would be hotter if 10x fatter is insane and I don’t understand it all. what kind of insane female would have a fat guy fetish? i already feel like a disgusting blobslob with my current physique, so more than that would definitely kill my already minimal confidence. just wondering if you’re still there, could u describe ur build? i would like to imagine you’re a cute girl (i am not picky or vain unless you are truly damn near objectively ugly)
Asian girls hate body hair?
State genderFor a chance to win 1 million dollars, would you be willing to go completely bald for 365 days and keep shaving it regularly to maintain a fully smooth visible scalp throughout the year?
>>34556726MI already did that for a year.
Every year there are more and more of those mobile ads where you clean and sort colored sand or bricks or liquids by selecting the right tool or container for that color, until the area is cleaned up. It's clear what the big data knows that we don't: women yearn for the housework. Women, why is it like this?
> “Numbers are irrelevant. Three counts as four. David and Dan and Kathryn cast mein the roles that brought about my destiny. Theend and beginning of the world.>I am the Ur-actress. I am every actress. Every performance ever given has been animated by my energy, my talent, by the gestures and facial expressions I am performing here and now. ”Why does the guardian publish this tripe for real
theres this girl, i like her romantically, but i dont know if i love her. she asked me if i loved her and i was honest and said i dont know.she is really dependent on me and can be a bit toxic in behaviour and jealousy which builds stress and exhaustion to me over time . im not dating her but know her for a few years. I am stuck because i care enough about her that i dont want to hurt her feelings because she can really spiral. And she is pretty dependent on me. any advice on what to do? I dont think i could cut her out of my life.
>>34556711This is why it's evil to demonize abortion. Both the mother and child and every taxpayer would be much better off if she had gotten rid of it before it was too late.
>>34556746Extremely evil statement
Moids, which one are you?
>>34556749Refined
>>34556591I've only gone out to bars on a handful of occasions but, these guys get numbers because it's the fastest and easiest way to get them to leave you alone that doesn't involve leaving or making a scene. They won't always leave you alone afterwards but a lot of the time once they have your number they stop being such a pest and go try and get more phone numbers from other women since they think they can text you later. And you'll never respond but at least he's stopped touching you and trying to get you to take a shot.If you say no and cross the room a dozen times to get away from the guy and he keeps fucking following you and you don't want to escalate to crying in a crowded bar to get him to leave you just take the shot. This kind of shit is why I don't go to bars. If I have to socialize I want to choose who I'm doing it with.
>>34556749Somewhere between strong and practical
>>34556726FYeahI look like Billy Zane with a shaved head but I'd deal with it for a year
>>34556759Shiet
How far off from the actual truth is this with Latina GFs?
>>34556763Crazy like that is a meme, but they are a bit more emotional and can get offended very easily.
>>34556726MI've been doing that for years now
when you think about it, friendships, relationships, sex are all pretty terrifying, connecting to people, trusting people, maintaining them. HOw do people make it look so easy and natural? I keep everyone at arm's length, spend all of my free time alone and I do so out of this weird primal fear Ive had since I was a kid, I didn't even go to prom despite a girl wanting me to take her because I was afraid. I'm always so afraid of people and feel so lonely at times I just sit there and cry ,I'm about to be 38 and nothing has changed.
>>34556764the jealousy and getting offended/angry easy is so exhausting, my filipina ex was like that
>>34556763Why do they always smile, even when they are angry?
>>34556762I don't actually but I do have a gigantic forehead, low eyebrows, hooded eyelids, similarly colored eyes, attached earlobes and a similar nose shape. It's enough similarities that I noticed it and I think it's funny. Bro arguably has better lips than me tho.
>>34556770They're all psychos
>>34556770they enjoy it
>be fucking pretty>have great style>writer for one of the best RPGs of all time>first name is Honey>gets a doctorateThis is the dream wife right here.
>>34556726Just a chance?Why just a chance?What's my chance?
>>34556788Hag
>>34556788>great stylewhere? >honeyok, that's cringe
>>34556788>Areas of Research/Interest>Contemporary Chinese Literature, Chinese Science Fiction, Science Fictions, Translation, Gothic Literature, Soviet Film, Gothic Marxist Materialism. Perfection.>>34556792>>34556791Jealous avoidant femcels.
>>34556726FYes, and if anyone makes fun of me, my wife will slap the shit out of them and tell them to keep my name out of their mouth.
>>34555616Plap
>>34556684Not all Jews are Zionists. Seth Rogen in particular has gotten in a lot of trouble for his views on Israel.
>>34556798Were you always a lesbian or you're one of those abused retards who became a lesbo in her 30s as a cope?
>GenderWho had the prettiest face of all time?
>>34556806I remember liking girls when I was 4 or 5. I didn't think anything of it until later when I found out that it's not normal. I did make the mistake of telling a girl in middle school and got a lot of shit for it.
>>34556763My Latina ex was actually really chill.
>>34556808FShania Twain. They even did studies on it.
I'd unironically fuck the absolute shit out of Anita Sarkeesian
>>34555493thank you
>>34556788>32Too old to be wife
>>34556808MI mean Helen of Troy is supposed to be the prettiest woman to ever existbut if we're talking realistically, webm related
>>34556829>but if we're talking realistically, webm relatedShe's cute but the prettiest face of all time? Her forehead is too big.
>>34556808FAlysa LiuI'm not a dyke btw
>Dad sends me a house to buy>300 m^2, 300k, outside of the city (which I like)>Check the condition report>Needs about 200k in fixes and restoration, plus I'd need a car to actually live there comfortablyEven the countryside is a fucking scam.
>>34556834Moids love her for her lust provoking choreography
>>34556836Could be a worthwhile investment if it comes with a lot of land.
>>34556808MThe girl I’m crushing on.
>>34556814NTA but she looks too much like a Stacey.
>>34556808FJolene from Dolly Parton's song
Moids, rate my waifu on a scale of 1-10
>>34556840Doubt the 200k investment will translate to a 200k increase in value in the short term. I told him: "If I move to a house like this, I had best really love it because I'll be living there for at least 30 years before I make back the renovation costs".
>>34556808MZhao Lina
>>34556808MPrettiest F: Brooke Shields or Audrey HepburnPrettiest M: Johnny Depp or Alain Delon or Brad Pitt
>>34556808Alysa Liu by a long LONG shot. Anyone who says otherwise is being contrarian for attention..
>>34556849
>>34556840Normies love to preach this "muh house investment" boomer bullshit advice. Yeah, I'm sure you'll get a lot of buyers for your house in the middle of nowhere after you already dumped 5Ms on it in total after 30-50 years, lol.
>>34556808MJennifer Love Hewitt and Winona Ryder.
During the Olympics on FB, there were a bunch of middle aged white women who were constantly seething at Alysa and calling her an industry plant and shit like that. Why do women get so jealous when other females succeed or when they are admired by many?
>>34556851And young people can't even buy their own apartments, but I'm sure your 500k+ house will be a nice investment in the long-term, kek. Not to mention if the area turns into shit with globohomo or if you get a chance to move somewhere else and have to turn it down because you chained yourself to your house.
>>34556852>Winona Ryder
>>34556853Nothing new under the sun.
I genuinely wish I could meet Alysa Liu in real life. She comes across as such a chill and genuinely positive person who’s just enjoying life without any ego despite being insanely talented at her sport. Also, seems to be really embracing her ethnic side which is so nice to see
>>34556857They are correct, she's not beautiful, moids just lust after slanted eyes because it's "exotic"
Funny how she doesn't seem to have any white friends based on her insta posts
>>34556160Swimming sorry for being mean i just think its embarrassing when men don’t know about periods
I'm so happy that girls started trying to be skinny again.Women, was it tiktok that finally made you diet? How did being fat fall out of fashion so suddenly. GLP-1? Anyway, I'm so happy with this vibe shift. Oh, the style too. You all look so pretty nowadays.
>>34556858She's a doll
I bet that she knows Billy Joel cuz you played her uptown girl you’re singing it together and I bet you even tell her how you love her in between the chorus and the verse
>>34556872So gorgeous even when making goofy faces. That's the mark of a true beauty.
I WANT TO SHOP!!!! I WANT MORE STUFF I LOVE THINGS BUT I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM
>>34556873All the Alysa hate reminds me of the hate that Olivia Rodrigo used to receive. She's also really cute and fun. And has always seemed genuine to me. It's either incels or jealous women seething.
Why don’t they make women’s bikini bottoms that cover the bush. Fucking I’m not shaving
>>34556877moid hands
>>34556877You could wear shorts instead.
>>34556877They do. Very well in fact. Unless you've got some absolute hedges down there busting out the sides.
>>34556877I want to see the bush
>>34556746You should kill yourself, everyone would be much better off
I want a Latinx gf but not one from the US, those are awfulI want a Latinx gf who can take me deep in the jungle in her home country, maybe next to a waterfall and then we have sexo
I want to kill myself so bad. Should I dump my fiance and then kms?
>>34556887Do a cointoss. Before it lands notice which way you want to toss to go.
>>34556674>>34556678Kek
>>34556853>>34556857>old white people being jealousWhat else is not new?
>>34556888Definetly kms.
Is morning sex real?
>>34556880Not cute ones, they are all weird high waisted tummy tuck shit, or loose like board shorts.
>>34556887Would you kill your fiance?
>>34556897I’m afraid you must shear it if you want to wear cute ones.
>>34556898No lol. I'm not killing my fiance. I would never do that. I just want to kms.
>>34556887You are selfish for getting into that relationship.
>>34556893Do it then
>>34556904I know.I guess I can't kms. I made a promise. I just don't want to live anymore. I'll just live for him.
>>34556878Nope, that's JH, the cousin and uncle dater.
I was so bummed about being single that I went to bed at 8pm last night XD
>>34556908That does not make it any better and he will realize it sooner or later.
>>34556908Stop being depressed
>>34556909She's got her pubes lasered, newfag.
>>34556877That's just what you'll have to accept for being lazy and gross.
I’m a dummy for putting all those eggs in that basket
>>34556895Yes. I last way longer. Last time I did it my gf decided to pop it in her ass. It was a good day.
>>34556911Yeah but I don't want to ruin his life. Even if I dump him he would realise I did it to kms.>>34556913I've been depressed for 6 years now. It runs in my family. I can't change it. I'm on therapy and meds.
>>34556858>>34556872>>34556874This is like the Sarah Gadon shitposting style.
>>34556918>6 years Lol, try 20.
>>34556918I can't help but feel bitter about myself.
>>34556918>I'm on therapy and medsThat's not a good way to treat depression. Try more experimental and out there methods. Hint - your digestive system.
>>34556921I am 20yo
>>34556883Then just go to latam. Just being foreign improves your odds of meeting a girl who’s into that or looking for a green card
>>34556923Ok, thank you I'll investigate. I just can't take this pain anymore.
>>34556919thats because it's the same anon
>>34556925I said 20 years of being depressed in one piece, not being 20 years old. Idiot.
>>34556916How so
>ever anon in this thread
>>34556933he's correct
>>34556931I know. I just meant that 16 more years feels like too much. It's almost twice my life. I want it to stop as soon as possible. I feel like crap.
>>34556921>>34556931Being depressed is not a competition, go be an edgy little fag on twitter or r9k.
>>34556932The basket doesn’t care about me like that
>>34556936Or else what? >>34556935Fair enough.
>>34556937I'm sorry anon.
>>34556549>If you're actually serious about joining, do your researchWhere?>Most important: Don't rush it. Bad contract = 4-6 years of regret.What are red flags?
>>34556942It’s whatever. I’ll get over it and probably won’t make the same mistakes again
>>34556940You are literally >>34556933.Absolute fucking retard.
>>34556916Thank god for the hatchery!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gshCmZVAV8
>>34556947Will you start crying now or is that scheduled for later?
>>34556950You tell me, miss little depressive, you are the one with two decades of experience of being emo.
>>34556914Plus, no woman would ever write that kinda of post.
>>34556948I must really be in a mood because not even Norm is cutting it
>>34556957The more I hear about your mood, the less I like it!Reminds me of that tragedy..
>>34556958Not a day goes by where I don’t think of all those bones and blood. My mood is terrible. I’m glad no one has to see me irl today.
>>34556883Becareful they'll probably just use you for the green card and or cheat on you
>>34556883If that’s the case you should stop saying Latinx, you sound like an asshole
>>34556897>Cute swimwear bottoms that cover bush.They're called jammers. If you can't make these look good the problem is your body and no style of bikini bottoms will help you.
>>34556959I'd take you out for some ice cream.
>>34556964You would be doing more than anyone else has done for me in a very long time. I’m a little tired of being the guy that always buys the ice cream right now.
>>34556928Try this if you're really desperate. This might be bullshit, but i'd rather do this than anti depressants if i was severly depressed.
Took bf to an anime con, he meets a girl there, gets 3 of her twitters 2 private one obviously a nsfw acc, discord, tik tok, Spotify and he doesn’t even follow me on those accounts I tell him it makes me feel uncomfortable and i genuinely think it’s weird this is his reponse
>>34556966It might not mean much, but treat yourself to some ice cream then.Get something from a nice gelateria near you.Take it as a present for yourself.
>>34556971Stop spamming your LARP.
>>34556971Neither of you are mature enough to make a relationship work.
>>34556971>his responseI don't speak zoomer.
>>34556971All my male friends has been people he’s been around we are all in a chat together and I’ve been friends with them for 10 years and I told him he could make friends with them too so on that aspect im very open about who my friends are and I never hangout with my friends without him this cosplay thot doesn’t even live in state
>>34556928>>34556968NTAI hope it's not of them funny crystal making tutorialsGoogle it before trying
>>34556954I wasn't the one who answered to you anon...
>>34556971>this is the kind of male who goes to an anime con in 2000+26WHERE DO I GO BACK
Hi
>>34556983What's on your mind?
>>34556591M>they end up even giving their numbers/instagramIts a way to get rid of a guy if nothing else works. At least they have to deal with him only through a screen if he keeps persisting.>>34556608 >i literally just asked if they wanted to dance, and 2 even gave me the hand before i opened my mouth.In places where theres lots of guys like your friends, women put all power to bitchshields. Because whether they like you or not, they have to assume tthat they are not getting rid of you any time soon once they engage in any way.Just chill , do your thing and keep an eye out for women looking at you or hovering in your vicinity. Its not that likely because in places like these they will be too busy fending off thirsty fucks left and right, but your best bet is to just be chill and wait for a woman to initiate. Aka seek out your presence in any way by herself, becuase women are too pussy to actually approach.
>>34556983Fuck off, cheater
>>34556937Why?
>>34556984Anxious
>>34556963Those are hideous why are they so long. I just need shorts that sit below my hip bones and go down right below my pubic bone
I think my purpose is to cum inside women
>>34556989I’m unattractive for one reason or another.
>>34556995The basket said that?
>>34556990Did your cucked husband found out you post your boobs here while he raises another's man child? Doesn't he give you enough attention already?
>>34556990Why?
>>34556968Thank you anon
>>34556998The basket didn’t say it outright but treats me that way and rejected me.
>>34557000..
>>34556991You have specific requirements that happen to not be the current fashion. Make some yourself. How hard can it be?
>>34557002Feel off
>>34557000Holy shit that's Elfs' story?! I thought she was really nice
>>34557009That happens occasionally.
I'll go back to using a name.
>>34557013you can use me
>>34557009Why do you feel that way?
>>34557015No reason
>>34557013Why?
>>34557000Now THAT is libel. The juicy kind of reputation ruining gossip.Btw,easily avoided by not namefagging ;)
>>34556991Is something like this not enough coverage?
>>34557010>niceso was mk*every namefag has something dirty at their core like that
>>34557018Accountability.
>>34557005His premise sounded accurate. He said depression is slow digestion. I was a lot more depressed when i was eating worse food and was taking shits once a week. Now i am only a little moody, not depressed.
>>34556979So you can't even write nta, meaning you are even lower than an emo.
Attached to you, attached to youCome ease my pain awhile, need you awhileThese other girls are so vile
>>34557006Tough
>>34557029Her loss, I guess. I hate feeling like I’ve wasted my time
>>34557008Hard I’ve found them but they’re $100 >>34557020No
I dreamt that a girl was eating my fingers, what does it mean?
>>34555425trannies have more dense bones
>>34557013Nobody cares.We'll just filter your literal who ass.
>>34556991Why? Are you trying to attract males on the beach?
>>34557031Whyd she reject you?
>>34556883Picrel>>34556895>Is morning sex real?Yes, and it's phenomenal.>>34557032>NoJesus, ya goddamn sasquatch.
>>34557026Coffee really makes me feel better. The issue is now I am addicted to it and it also gives me anxiety.Is coffee actually bad? My psychiatrist sayed I should quit.
>>34557013Cool. You're male, right?
>>34557036Yes
>>34557032>NoHairy. Pay the hundred bucks or trim.
>>34557039I recommend green tea. I got into that. It's a better high. You can drink 10 a day with minimal side effects.
>>34555491>why he do dis in a dating app reeethat guy did marketing with you, babby. He found better , younger and fresher puss. And you know it. You'd do the same, dateapp bitch. Oh but I guess there is at least the comfort of playing the victim for validation points
You are being farmed for your meat.Aren't you?
>>34557033I have no idea desu. Dreams are sometimes bizarre.
>>34557037Because I like her more than she likes me.
>>34557043Thanks, I'll try this out.
>>34557032>I’ve found them but they’re $100Pay it, you picky little everything-must-cater-specifically-my-whims. Also post them.
>>34557041Now you're making me feel like i need to approach women on the beach, not just look at them from the corner of my eye while getting aroused.
>>34557042>>34557050I’m not pay $100 for bathing suit bottoms>>34557051Do whatever you want
>>34557033It means that you've got salad fingers
State genderWhat is the last dream you remember?
>>34557010Don't trust "nice" guys and galshttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/34530077/#q34532991
>>34557054>1’m not pay $100 for bathing suit bottomsThen trim or try to hunt down cuter shorts. And post the $100 bottoms
>>34557056>What is the last dream you remember?FThat my children were judged for the content of their character, rather than the color of their skin. What a nightmare.
>>34557054>Do whatever you wantShy, i am thinking about not going to the beach much this summer. Seeing those half naked women is torture in a way.
What do I do if he comes home and he's chopped why is he doing this right before anniversary vacation with pics I'm nervous
>>34557056You state your gender, namefag.Some shit where i meet my crush, she fistbumps me, then dream turns into an action movie where i need to fight off thugs in suits to survive.
>>34557056FI dreamt about Outlast Trials and woke up scared af.
>>34557013Swiss or CB?
>>34557057Oh nooo how terrible I’d hate if she posted more
>>34557065I have no idea what this means.
>>34557070Euro, north american or thirdie?
>>34557071Her name is literally "Trini", as in ethnic Trinidadian. Are you mentally all there?
>>34557071Euro
>>34557057Mon dieu!Ay dios mio!Bohze moy!Those are some spicy meatballs.>>34556983Slay, queen!
>>34557074Spoken like a true 3rd worlder
>>34557074My name is Trinity. That's why I use Trini.
>>34557056m losing at Solaris
>>34557074Lel, you get proven wrong. You're the 70 iq. Remember that for the rest of your life.
>>34557062I called him and he's still gonna do it fuck I'm pissed and anxious I know he's going to come home looking ugly I hate him so fucking much why can't he just fucking obey me
>>34557056I remember dreams from when I was 6 years old, not that I remember every single dream but I remember a lot of them
Yesterday I wore my mom's high heels. I had to walk home with no shoes because my feet were bleeding a lot and it hurt so much.Does any femanon here now high heel brands that are comfortable? I want to start wearing high heels but the few times I did it was torture.Also (state gender) where do you buy clothes?
How do I play the social game at work?
I get jealous of my friend's success sometimes, I don't like being like this
>>34557000>boobslink?
>>34557086I remember one where a giant strawberry with a demon face chased me around my house. I didn't eat strawberries as a kid.
>>34557010Another mentally ill retard falling for a narc namefag.
>>34557087>Also (state gender) where do you buy clothes?M, i don't buy clothes. This country has a lot of communism going on where richer nearby countries give this one a lot of free used clothes. I capitalize on that.>>34557075Omg me euro too
>>34557088What do you mean by social game? Make friends? I dunno just talk to people, be kind and listen to them.
State genderWhat do you think about alternative aesthetics and people?
>>34557096Make friends and hopefully get rasies and stuff. I really want to make friends.
>>34557087I like cushionaire
I like dreams where I'm cuddling with my imaginary gf, those are nice, I wish I could stay in them forever
>>34557103I'll check it out, thank you
>>34557058They’re on reformation look it up yourself
>>34557103I saw some really pretty Mary Janes and I might get them. I wanted to buy something made of real leather but even tho they are vegan material they are so cute.
He sent his haircut it looks fucking horrible like I did it with kid scissors with my eyes closed. I told him no comment.
>>34556877I wonder which ones to recommend you. I wanted to get some without polyester but I can't find any brand. I might crochet some cotton ones for myself. I dunno if this is a good idea...
>>34557117Oops, you missed my comment here: >>34557099
>>34557116I don't really listen to rap, so no idea
>>34557120Yet you named yourself after Trinidad James. Weird.
>>34557099I don't know who Trinidad James is 2bh. I listen mostly to metal and grunge.
>>34557113I'm sorry. Can you fix it somehow?
>>34557123Why are you talking to those blacks
>>34557125I don't want to even go on vacation anymore I had a bad fucking feeling I even called his phone and begged him not to do it. He's such a fucking asshole And NO his curls are GONE IT'S TOO SHORT
>>34557130Maybe he can have short uniform hair? Like shaved but still 3cm of hair? I think that looks cool in men
>>34557130You're such a cunt. He deserves better.
>>34557134IT DOESN'T TO ME AND I LITERALLY TOLD HIM SOIMAGINE GOING AGAINST THE WOMAN THAT FUCKS YOU EVERY DAYGUESS HE WON'T GET ANY PUSSY UNTIL THE CURLS RETURNPIC UNRELATED I'M FUCKING AI INSTEAD
My bf got a hair cut that looks great
We're seeing some women discuss hair. I am a long haired tall male. It's brown, wavy.
women, is a moid with long hair a good thing?
>>34557137My bf used to have a mullet and I didn't like it much because of rednecks. He really liked it tho, so I had to accept it.I get it annoys you but maybe he likes his new haircut. Let him be happy. His hair will grow again. Don't fuck up your relationship over a haircut. I get it bothers you that he didn't listen to you but maybe he really wanted that haircut for some reason.
>>34557141Based thing.
>>34557144He just didn't value my opinion or what attracts me and that's what hurts. If he told me to wear more purple I would, or to not cut my bangs a certain way I would. I deserve courtesy. I feel disrespected. So when he walked in I barely looked at him he slammed shit and went piss
>>34557140Have you tried leading with your personality instead of leading with your appearance?
>>34557098Could be good, but easy to fuck up. Do it only if you have a sense of aesthetics.
>>34557141depends on if it's a good moid with good hair but if he can pull it off, it's at least ten times hotter than short haired npc moids
>>345571514chan women tend to drool over that, you're not the only one
We're seeing some men blogposting. I just made lemon poppy seed muffins.
>>34557152Guess 4chan attracts women with excellent taste.
>>34557147>>34557151now I feel good about my long hair
>bares her soul on 4chan>barely talks to me once we’ve learned each other’s namesThis is hell
>>34557153Yum
>>34557156touch-me-not's are called that for a reason
>>34557153Ingredients and instructions, please?
smells like summer already, I hate summer
>>34556858if you ever met this whore irl you'd not even look in her eyes. You'd pull out your phone and browse the weather app
>>34556834>Her forehead is too big.you take that backthose are fighting words bud
>>34557158That’s a new one for me. This shit sucks I feel like such a loser and an idiot
I've never seen proof a woman has ever found me attractive
>>34557156You aren’t 4chan
>>34557168I sure am not. I feel like a fucking dope
>>34556834big foreheads are cute
I haven't had coffee this morning and I feel like shit also dreading having to shave today
>>34557173>morningNew worlder alert
>>34557161preheat oven to 220c (put a heavy metal baking tray in for less soggy bottoms) line 12 cup muffin traydry:>315g all purpose flour >18g poppy seeds>15g baking powder>3g salt>8g vanilla sugar>12g malt extract (optional, I have some I need to used up, you can skip that and just substitute for maybe 10g more sugar) >20g corn starchlemon sugar: >zest of two lemons>160g sugar wet:>2 eggs (about 100g) >180g sour cream>100g neutrals oil>60g melted butter>80g lemon juice (you should get exactly as much lemon juice as you need including the syrup from the two zested lemons) >100g milk>5g vanilla extract lemon syrup:>remaining lemon juice ca. 22g>ca. 18g sugar (mix whilst the muffins are baking so the sugar can dissolve in the meantime and then brush on top when they are done) how to:>rub the lemon zest into the sugar to release the oils for more aroma>mix all the dry ingredients together >mix all the wet ingredients together in a separate bowl (including the lemon sugar so it starts dissolving) >fold both mixtures together just barely (it's ok if there's some lumps and dry spots, better under than over mix) >let the batter rest at room temp for 20min for poppy seeds and flour hydration >divide batter evenly into the muffin cups (mine was exactly the right amount, so it should be kinda like that) >put in middle of the oven or slightly upper half>bake for 5 mins at 220c >don't open the door but lower the heat to 180c and bake for another 13-16 mins >use a toothpick to check if they are all the way done>let cool for about three minutes>brush lemon syrup on top >eat
>>34557174fuck off schizo I'm not in the mood for your shit
>>34557153Looks really good
>>34557178Thanks, they turned out delicious.
>>34557176Americans are shit. In any self respecting country it's a lot later than morning right now.
>>34557164She's a 4 head almost close to a 5 head.
>tfw turning 23 next weekits overyoung ones will call me unc
Hair really is lifeonce you lose it, you become a ghost, fit only for the carnivals where they show freaks of nature
>>34557186thats where forehead kisses go, retard
>>34557183yeah sure, whatever makes you happy anon
>>34557156why are you taking advantage of femanons at their lowest
>>34557141Yeaaaaa*mwah*
>>34557192That honestly wasn’t my angle but if that’s what she really thinks I’m doing, no wonderI don’t think I’m gonna try this again
Goyst critical should get a protective order against the obese single mom
>>34557200Have you seen how he acts around girls or how scared he was of Logan Paul? A fat single mother is the best he can do, and Big V knows it.
>>3455718726 yo unc hwre5It only gets worse
Idk what causes this but I overwhelmingly have the strongest romantic chemistry and sexual compatibility with jewish girls. They genuinely enjoy my weird cerebral quirkiness while normal white women just tolerate it. Not to mention the glorious scrumdiddlyumptious khazar milkers. But i desperately don't want to father a bunch of ben shapiros. And i don't want to deal with jewish in laws and shitty jewish political takes all the time. What do?
>>34557188He cut off his life and is like wahhh you can't get the torture of ear length hair To his girlfriend with boob length hairare men retarded
>>34557203Yeah, he talked all that shit about logan behind his back, turned into a submissive loser when in person.
>>34557203Also his gf broke up with him because he was spending hundreds of thousands on pokemon cards
>>34557197dating on 4chan?
>>34557206I have the same thing with Jewish men, just hold out you’ll meet someone who is aligned with you. I genuinely think it’s a test from God, and their families always end up being as big an issue as I expect
>>34555195it isn't a lie. that guy in particular looks better with a little fat. he looks like a weird gross compensating manlet in the second picture
>>34557212Ye
>>34557175Thank you, anon. Is it possible to substitute a few of the ingredients here?
>>34557218probably a good idea
>>34557190Keked
>>34557220Probably but I’m really sad it won’t work out and embarrassed that I thought I could make it work. I feel really low down for not being worth any sort of genuine reciprocation
>>34557219yes ofc, which ones don't you have?
>>34557211It was funny to watch the goth girl he met at the club before reject him on the dating show and taking his money. You'd think a man in his 30s would have more self-awareness and know when a girl is just stringing him along.
>>34557228He also somehow lost a pedophile debate to an 80 IQ haitian (sneako). Sneako took the pro pedo position and won.
>>34557228>You'd think a man in his 30s would have more self-awareness and know when a girl is just stringing him along.A career in “content creation” leaves most people developmentally arrested.
Handmade gifts for bf birthday ideas that are cute? I have no money.
>>34557233Just spread your legs for him
>>34557234Ok. Non sexual gift ideas?
>>34557233make beef jerky for him >no money for meatwhat does that mean exactly? what's your budget? zero bucks?
I'm thinking of drawing a popup card with Kenny, Gir, Ponmi, Yoda, Master Chief and Glep. Would that be too childish?
>>34557238a lil bithow old is he?
what are the signs of a concussion?I ate a really mean right hand in sparring yesterday and im all hazy today. Like exhausted, drousy etc.
>>34557237Literally zero bucks. I just have paper, pencils and some wool. I usually use Pinterest for ideas but I wanted your insights
>>34557239Almost 30 hehe
>>34557225implying anyone owes you reciprocation?
>>34557240PLEASE GO TO A DOCTOR ANON
>>34557226Poppy seeds. I imagine that it may not be mandatory, but it wouldn't be lemon poppy seed muffins at that point.
>>34556841What's she like?
If your gf made a handmade card for you what would you like? I have no idea how to do this
>>34557248Id like for it to be an image of a namefag committing suicide
>>34557245is it that serious?
>>34557246yeah, they aren't necessary you could just leave them out or add some walnuts instead or some other dry ingredients that you have at hand that would go well with the lemon base
>>34557244Yeah, I know my worth. I don’t mean to say that I’m entitled to it by virtue of existing, but I don’t deserve a one-sided relationship.
>>34557251Yes. Please go to a doctor. Search for info on it on the Internet. You'll see I am not joking.
>>34557242oof>>34557241do you have some cute pics of the two of you printed out or that you could print out? you could make a knitted frame around a photograph with the yarn to frame it like pic rel
>>34557240>let me brag on /atoga/ how I got beaten upWhy? >>34557251
Women can't stop acting wretched long enough for me to want to get to know them, then cry about having no male friends
>>34557250When is your birthday? Anyways... I made something for you.
>>34557258Thats a really cute idea. I will do this. Thank you anon!
>>34557267You're talanted.
>>34557247Thin, softspoken, very pale, blonde, beautiful brown eyes and a lovely smile.
I'm chandeliering
WHAT day is it?
>>34557275Same, apparently
I have to take a shower but I don't want to, it's very stressful to me
It's cute when women have absolutely no money. I feel like i have a better chance of turning them into sex slaves when that's the case.
>>34557278Now I'm fearing the worst
>>34557282Yippee
>>34557205I'm meeting that soon. How do I cope?
I turn 27 in a couple of weeks.life never got better
>>34557284I hang from the ceiling. Hear you pray for my curse.
>>34557275Why?
>>34557280Only ugly foids have no money. Hot girls get money thrown at them by their friends, bfs and family.
>>34557292And spend it all immediately. That's the point. They're bad with money.
>>34557289Those supposed to love me the most are breaking my heart
>>34557280If I’m ugly and have money, what does that mean?
>>34557287I'm sorry to hear that. You're still get bullied by idiots?
She’s not interested if I feel like I have to fight to keep her interested, right?
>>34557297It means you don't have to starve.
>>34557299no but all the trauma is making it very difficult to improve my life
>>34557300Yeah
>>34557297You have self control. I actually like that more. I don't have stable income, but i do a little bit of savings.So for a potential girlfriend i need her to have her own place so i have somewhere to stay.
>>34557300yeah, with girls its very obvious when they like youif you're confused, she isnt
>>34557292>bf wants to buy me a carMaybe you're onto something.
MenThoughts on women that have deep/raspy voices that don't look like they would?WomenThoughts on men that have higher/brighter voices that don't look like they would?
>>34557305>>34557308Is she afraid I’m going to become a serial killer if she stops leading me on? I don’t get it
>>34557324Women are weird man. Just pull the plug if she doesn't have the balls.
>>34557324women feed off of attention
>>34557321MKinda weird I guess
Girlhood...
>>34557321>men that have higher/brighter voices that don't look like they wouldKinda weird but I don't really care.
>>34557321Mdepends on the voicelike starlight from the boys? I like it
>>34557321MOutside of vocal fry I don't really think I'd turn down a girl because of her voice
>>34557332Whoredom
>>34557321MAbsolute fucking perfection.Deep is hot, raspy only to a degree.Voice is so important.
>>34557253Thanks again, anon.
Do men actually like fat thighs
>>34557342Women do too
>>34557332Brazilian gf meta
>>34557342Men will lie about anything for a crumb of pussy
>>34557342Yeah. Not a requirement, but a nice bonus. Like big tits. Don't need them, but they're great.
>>34557337Sluts are so fucking precious.
>>34557342>Do men actually like fat thighsYes, but it's simpler than that- men like women.
>>34557332She probably fucks random men often.
>>34557350Men also hate women
The ideal relationship is white husband white wife brown mistress that they share
>>34557325Drives me nuts since what I heard at the outset of this is “you’re going to lose interest immediately like all the other guys”I didn’t, but I wonder if that’s how she’s going to take me no longer trying. It’s been over half a year and she just won’t let me in
>>34557351I wish she was a whore, would make her more likely to go fully nude.
>>34557352speak for yourself
>>34557203>>34557208You guys act like you don't have logan's cock inside you right this second.
>>34557352Hatefuck
>>34557354Is this JH bait?
>>34557342I do, but I also like skinny thighs. I like thin and chubby women equally.
Mr obese single mom, logan and charlie should both be put in a labor camp for life
>>34557354>>34557364Feels like it.
>>34557366Go ride some black dick and eat something, ya wafer.
>>34557354The ideal relationship is wife + wife + several mistresses who are also married.
>misses an empty netFag
>>34557167have you asked?
>>34557354You mean they all share each other equally because love is fair.
>>34557358not a thinkpad what a loser
>>34557377Married people generally don't love their mistresses/other men.
>>34557324Probably
Having horrible rabbit poops!
>>34557379Well it's possible anyways.
>>34557379Married people typically don't love each other. It's more like a business contract people in their 30s enter because they're vwry afraid of staying alone.
>>34557380That sucks for everyone involved
Girlswhat is sex like at 20?What do you think sex will be like at 30 and 40?
I'm about to go out into the nightlife/clubbing (in Europe)Any advice to actually meet people and not be a shy incel who just walks around aimlessly?
>>34557390get drunk, make eye contact, smile
>>34557388I didn't have sex when I was 20 or 30
>>34557397when did you have sex
What's the longest time you've been celibate?I haven't had sex since I was 23. I'm about to turn 31
>>3455740127y
>>34557401i only had sex 1 time before, I was 20. I am 34 now
>>34557404how old are you, 50?
>>3455740927?
>>34557411being a child doesn't count moron.
>>3455739927
>>34557415hmmm intriguing
>>34557388>>34557397Hard to say which one of you two is lower IQ.
>>34557405That sounds like it could be painful.
>>34557421why? Sex is different as you age, no?
>>34557425for you
>north and south dakota>north and south carolina>north and south america>west virginia but no east virginiaGod, moids are shitty at naming things
>>34557427I still haven't seen that movie.
>>34557429seehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpPkcR13uJ8
>>34557428They all make sense besides Dakota because they have no distinct identity or history.
>>34557428Women would call those states this>red puppy>black kitten>cute little hamster
>>34557382???
I've spent the day so far jerking off to wmaf
>>3455740145 years
Women would you like to hear the story of Kevin
>>3455740126 male. Never had sex. I see myself having sex eventually though. Things are moving in the right direction.
>>34557443I've spent all morning having an existential crisis about my identity outside of my relationship.
>>34557448A classic.
thanks to whoever mentioned Tuna salad sanwchiches a while back.I have since then deiscovered it and perfected my own recipe, Glorious, noursihing poorfag slop that will keep non-discerning foids away from me wherever I go.
>>34557445You mean about the summer of 92?
>>34557445no thanks
Why do women lie
N
>>34557455everybody lies *puts on gloves*
>>34557455Vestigial survival instinct
>>34557443I've spent the day intermittently getting fucked while doing some housework/cooking/shitposting.
>>34557458Why are you putting on your kitty paw gloves?I wasn,t aware we're already having sex again.
>>34557450>canned tuna>plain Greek yogurt>Valentina hot sauce>toasted sourdoughPerfect, macro-friendly tuna salad
>>34557456I
>>34557459Seems like a really shitty excuse>>34557458This one is shittier
>>34557446with whooo
>>34557464C
>>34557451>>34557452Wrong Kevin
>>34557443I’ve spent the day so far waiting for somebody to give a shit but I think I’m done
>>34557450I actually made some too after that anon mentioned it share your recipe pls mine is: >drain and fluff one can of tune in water with fork>finely dice half an onion>finely dice as many pickles as you wish >add salt and pepper>add a dollop of greek yogurt and a bit of mayo for creamy>add lemon juice, ACV and olive oil >stuff your mouth with it very simple, very classic, very chicin fact, I will go make some right now
>>34557465uncultured
>>34557450Teehee *gives you mercury poisoning*
>>34557466Some silly christian femcel who wants to have a husband and babies eventually. I don't think she will ever have any other options than me.
>>34557463I added corn, raw onions, garlic and used Jalapenos instead of hot sauce. Toasted bread is phantastic, but frankly I can' t be arsed and am slopping it on limp whole wheat toast rn
>>34557461who is fucking you
>>34557478My bf and gf.
>>34557470
>>34557473Maybe so. I want to kill myself today
>>34557482You haven't heard of this Kevin before
>>34557472In greater detail:>diced onion>Greek Yoghurt>pressed garlic>some capers>red Jalapenos>salt and pepper>lemon juice>canned corn I'm currently still experimenting though. I think on the next batch I will forego the corn and Jalapenos ,re-add oilve oil and top it off with Tabasco.
>>34557483watch dr house first
>>34557472>>34557487>all these utterly pointless, autistic details, like onion shapeAlways makes me laugh
>>34557487>capers excellent, I can absolutely see that, maybe I even have some on the fridgethanks for the inspiration
>>34557488I don’t think Hugh Laurie can salvage this
>>34557492you are a black man
>>34557490>onion shape I mean, you can also slice onions, which gives a totally different experience. so even if it's kinda self explanatory, it's not totally redundant
>>34557443Nobody cares, macaulay.
>>34557494I’m a white man, but sometimes the ads on YouTube think I’m a black man over 50
>>34557498that's because it knows what you goon to
>>34557499Nah, it’d think I was white if it did
What did fmaous poet mean when he said "Getting jiggy with it"?
>>34557497actual lol
I hate being in my room but I hate being with my family even more
>>34557501white people don't goon, you are spiritually black
>>34557502sex with women in the pussy
>>34557501So it does know what you goon to it's just targeting the wrong demographic
>>34557508who tf do you think you are???
>>34557502Sitting in the corner while Jada gets laid
Why are hunter eyes so attractive?
>>34557476is she ugly
>>34557513Above average in terms of looks, but low self esteem
>>34557507Sure I’ll take it. I’m gonna become a hotep now>>34557509It saw all of the soul and r&b I listen to and went “this black man needs to hear about AARP”
>>34557512She looks stoned
hate getting sleepy boners
>>34557515N
>>34557510he MEANT IT
>>34557515Maybe you aren't black but you are definitely gay
>>34557521know your place boyim
>>34557514then why doesn't she have other options
>>34557506Go to the park or a library
>>34557518Jerk off and go to sleep.
>>34557523In the pejorative sense, certainly. Both gay and retarded. I may even have AIDS, metaphorically speaking. I suck
>>34557518
>>34557527I'm not gonna jerk off every time I get a boner anon, are you crazy?
>>34557357Not for free...
Would you tolerate a bitchy woman if she were hot enough?
Women how would you feel if some tool was giving your and your man shit and then they threw down and he got that motherfucker pinned like a fucking thumbtack and demanded he kiss his cheek or he wouldn't let him go
>>34557490Cooking recipes ARE autistic, because being repcise is highly important. Have you ever read a cookbook?You write>diced Onionbecause its simply a convention. Because you know that some retard is definitely going to dump the whole uncut onion into the bowl and then complaing about your recipe being shit if you don't.Just search the Youtube channel "Cooking with Jack" and watch a few episodes, and you will fully understand why recpies are written the way they are. Ist also why men are inherently the superior cooks. Women lack the required autism.
>>34557533no, they remind me too much of you minus the good looks
>>34557533Only if she puts out, all that frustration needs to go somewhere
>>34557528Heh, yeah, you gon suck aight...
>>34557533I have before, but she exhausted any patience I may have had for future bitches.
>>34557534if my man dared to shit, it's OVER, understood?
>>34557533no, I don't think I would
>>34557541Only tits and clits, you aggressively homosexual person
Acknowledge me.
>>34557548when was the last time you have seen either irl?
>>34557342I don't know about other men as we're different, but I do. Shape matters though.>>34557345D-demonio
>>34557549acknowledged
>>34557525Chudded, also high standards. Also not looking to date right now. She kind of likes me, of course my plan is still a long shot.
I want to kill myself
>>34557543Did you slap her?
>>34557551One million years. Well I saw an accidental tit a while ago but that doesn’t count, surely
>>34557548>aggressively homosexualYeah nigga. It's gon be yo body, my choice
>>34557558damn thats long
>>34557544>if my man dared to shitHow else is he supposed to take a dump
>>34557557No, I’ve never laid a hand on a woman before. But I’ve only ever called one a bitch to her face before, and it was after I realized jerk and asshole didn’t quite capture what she was. It was her
>>34557536>Cooking recipes ARE autistic, because being repcise is highly important.Only if you are stupid.Cooking comes from the feeling.
>>34557564>implying I would date a fecalmattercel if he's not a breatharian, I don't want it
>>34557354not at all obvious JH post
watching Shogun gave me a bit of yellow fever
>>34557569Peepeepoopoo chads have a special connection with earth that you'll never understand. Where do you think your soil comes from?
watching a bunch of japanese shows (actual shows not anime) is making me like japanese women actually
>>34557574I do not care about soil, only soul.
>>34557568>Cooking comes from the feeling.Completely correct. However, you can't translate said feeling into recipe.I actually arrived at diced onions after using fried onion rings in the first iteration, but found it doesn't match the Tuna as well. Thats why such things must be mentioned.
I need to buy more rubber gloves
>>34557572a bit he says
>>34557565I've done it a few times accidentally to different girls. Once in front of her friends because she was pushing my buttons on purpose. They honestly don't mind it. People think hitting girls means you have to Rihanna her, but that's not true at all.
Am I gay for playing her hype man?
>>34557584Slaps in self defense and during sex are appropriate
>>34557585no, you are gay because you suck dick for pleasure
>>34557556why
>>34557572Shogun didn’t give you shit, you always had it
>>34557588I've never sucked a cock but I'm sure you know what that's like
>>34557556It'll pass
>>34557560Long have I suffered in silence as the most oppressed man alive. Really its only been nearly eight years
>>34557555>Chuddedwhats that
>>34557590I never found asian women attractive>>34557582yes, a bit. Only this one though
>>34557596congrats on your penis growing shut again
>>34557572After spending a few months in Asia, my layover at a Mediterranean airport was liek a revelation. Nonstop boner at all those White and Med women after that intense drought of beauty. I will never ever ever understand yellow fever fags, asian chicks get easily mogged even by some negresses.
>>34557598Nazi larper, agrees with typical /pol/ opinions. She does more than me.
>>34557600Thanks. Maybe it'll happen again someday if I ever meet some girl who isn't too much of a bozo for me to deny her of it
>>34557604are you white
>>34557533I would tolerate a terrorist if she was hot enough. As a matter of fact, it would make her hotter.>>34557571A family of otters died to make this.
>>34557606you met at church?
>>34557607fingers crossed
>>34557604It's literally just weebism gone out of control, you can't convince me otherwise
>>34557589I've been having a bad time lately and I keep failing at everything
>>34557608I'm an Italo-Aryan Euromutt
>>34557611No, online. Very much a long shot, haven't met her irl so far.
>>34557615I wasn't aware that there were any other possible explanations for it. Any guy I've heard that reaches for "I like their culture" or god forbid "they're the last bastion of true femininity" is basically just saying that they're a weeb, I would think.t. weeb
>>34557617that's a weird way to spell the n word
>>34557607Denying COCK?
Women I just took the best shit ever. Holy hell. Dropped an absolute brick.
>>34557626Male here, respect to you brother
>>34557616thats everyone, get it together and move on
>>34557625Yes, and I'll probably do it again.
I hate Korraposter for plenty of reasons, but her pics are almost always involve the two worst abominations in cartoon history Korra and Harley quinn
>>34557630It's *ntj again. He used to post the same brown cartoon girl pics.
I will chew the skin around my finger nails again
>>34557630Has she told us about her body? Thin, thick, obese or what
>>34557625Hell hath no fury as a woman scorn'd
>>34557635"Jacked"
>>34557634Doesn't sound very productive
>>34557637Jacked in women could be good, if it's roided it's gross.
>>34557639it feels good though
>>34557640NahWomen are supposed to be soft and feel comfy
>>34557642Feels bad later doe
>>34557644no actually the pain you feel afterwards is the best part, for me at least the only thing that sucks is that my skin around that area looks darker for a few days
sexb
Sex machine broke
>>34557643Jacked is compatible with that. I can pin them down anyway.
state genderhow does it feel to not hate yourself and your body?
>>34557656MLike an immense relief. On the other hand, I can sometimes lose patience for friends and potential relationships who can't manage to get past it, although I try not to be shitty like that.
Women, what curse have you cast on me? I’m so hard at work right now and every time my boner subsides it comes back 5 minutes later.
I have to shave again.
>>34557656FMostly neutral. You just don't think about it. Or if I am thinking about it I'm thinking about my boobs as a structural issue I need to solve by finding the right support I don't feel any type of way about my body I'm annoyed by bras. Do I like every part of it? Of course not. But that's irrelevant to what I'm doing 99% of the time.
>>34557672Just don't do it.
>>34557656F.. I'll let you know when my tits grow and I stop needing so much physical attention.
>>34557676I'm gonna do it
>>34557656MI look at myself naked in the mirror and see something like a greek scupture. It's beautiful.
>>34557651I wouldn't be if you lent me a fiver.
Am I gonna make it?
>>34557696Idk I'm not a magic 8 ball
>>34557700You're shaped like one.
Both genders:I'm a 38 year old virgin and I'm trying to decide whether or not I should commit suicide. I'm a virgin at this age because I stutter badly and never imagined that there was even one woman out there who would want me. Should I commit suicide or should I pursue women after all these years? I want to be a father some day but I fear that I'm past that possibility already.
>>34555135So my understanding is that vagina tigheness is tied to arousal.>full arousal = non-tight pussy>tight pussy = displeasure>-non-tight pussy = pleasureSo does this mean women need a minimum of 30 minutes of foreplay to mentally prepare?
>>34555367I use the same stick for my hole and balls right after showering and a second one for my pits
>>34557700Dang we had one in here recently, reading auras n sheeitI guess this hazy reply is telling me to ask again later
>>34557705MOr you could just pick a monk life, with 8 billion of us someone's gotta curb the reproduction
>>34555367I've never put deodorant on my balls before. I just wash them with soap at regular intervals.
>>34557705There's a third option where you stop centering your whole life around wether or not you've put your penis inside someone's vagina.
>>34557656MI don't know
I need more social hobbies
>>34557705>>34557716Pretty good advice.In any case, you absolutely should not kill yourself, anon.
>>34557718Me too. I don't really do any hobbies with anyone I'm not related to right now.What do you like?
>you should just be happy dying alone
>>34557722I think I would like board games. I was also thinking of some kind of painting or dancing. I am not brave enough to go dancing by myself though
>>34557724yes but you can have lots of friends and family relationships even if you're not fucking anyone
>>34557702Nah. My waist to hip ratio is almost perfect I'm just a little scrawny. >>34557705You made it this far without a woman kinda feels like a lame reason to quit now.>>34557708Depends. Sometimes the mental preparation is happening before the foreplay starts sometimes it isn't.
Being alone isn't that bad. People have hurt me way more than loneliness ever has
>>34557731>People have hurt me way more than loneliness ever hasFacts
>>34557731yeah but people have made me happier than I have ever been when alone
>>34557731Yeah, I think about how my sister's relationships have gone, her last one she should have left way earlier but she didn't want to be alone.
There were a couple of tufted ducks in the pond today.
>>34557731Being alone really isn't bad, but I don't want to be alone forever.I feel like I'm only using a fraction of my potential as a man without a woman in my life. It makes me sad sometimes.
>>34557734Are the highs worth the lows? It feels like gambling to me. Which most people agree is bad if you get too invested in it.
>>34557734Lucky you.
>>34557741I'm convinced that there's someone out there for me that won't make me feel like I'm gambling or investing anything, just sharing. I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning if I didn't believe this.
Revenge doesn't feel as good as I thought it would.I hurt him 10x worse than he hurt me.I destroyed him so thoroughly that it will take him years to rebuild, if ever he does.He will never love himself ever again...I showed him the absolute limits of human cruelty. He is nothing now but a screaming, bleeding soul that can hardly be described as human.And yet I just feel hollow.
>>34557724Better than being miserable dying alone.
>>34557745This character you're playing sounds like my ex.
>>34557741yes, it is worth. I can live by myself forever but I will not be truly happy, not unhappy either just kind of a boring life. Which is fine I guess
>>34557745What did he do to you
>>34557744I feel like I spent my rent money gambling and have nothing to show for it. Like I could go all in and destroy myself and maybe I'd get lucky but I think it's smarter to take the L and go lick my wounds. I only have a little trust left to give I can't waste it on something with such shitty odds. There's not enough of me to keep spending without suffering for it.
>>34557705>should I pursue women after all these yearsYou should try. If that's what you want. You'll probably crash and burn a lot, and even if you never find anyone at least you will have done your best and didn't give up.
>>34557604>>34557622I grew up really into starcraft. I'd watch OSL and proleague with my older brother. While being a firsthand witness to the rise of kpop, as attractive as the women were (which I even concede isn't real, as they're all machinations of plastic surgery and their behaviors and mannerisms are of corporate design of the chaebol variety) I could NEVER say "I like their culture" because I know too much about it and how awful and self-destructive it is. Might be a little different for weebs and Japan, but to me they're going the same route as Korea, just at a slightly slower pace. But in all honesty I think the appeal is just the same as any petite womanlet white girl.
>>34555330Is this instinctual or do men somehow associate naked women with pleasure? When I see a dick pic or a shirtless guy I'm like thank GOD I don't have to fuck anybody
>>34557705>I'm a virgin at this age because I stutter badlyHave you tried speech therapy?
>>34557759>Is this instinctual or do men somehow associate naked women with pleasure?Yes.
>>34557753You can make back some of that proverbial money with the passage of time and some hard work. I know how you feel.I'm continually astounded to recall how a girl I dated for years and dumped was legitimately shocked to learn that I saw the time I spent with her as an investment towards a bigger, better future together.Even though I've had that disappointment shoved directly in my face before, I know not all women can be that clueless or self-absorbed.I also know for certain that I won't find a good woman if I stop trying to be a good man, and I don't think a good man expects the worst of everyone he meets.
Do women find gloryholes hot or are they an exclusively male concept? I'm aware that IRL they're largely occupied by men on both sides of the wall, I'm asking about it theoretically/strictly as a fetish
>>34557765>I don't think a good man expects the worst of everyone he meets.I can agree with this. I don't assume people are going to hurt me nor do I get close enough to let them. It took me years to build up enough courage to try again, at this rate I'll be 40 before I'm comfortable trying to date again and at that point I think I'll be so used to being alone I'll stop caring.
>>34557773Pornbrain status: terminal
>>34557773Sounds gross
>>34557734skill issue
>>34557778absolutely wrong and dumb
>>34557779not my problem you're so unpleasant to be around not even you can stand your own company
>>34557780still wrong + can't read
>>34557630You hate them because you don't understand them or their significance. Give me any straight couple and I could name a dozen things wrong with them, but you only hate Korra and Harley because they are queer women who have experienced trauma. >>34557635I'm not as big as I used to be. I used to have about 15 more pounds of muscle. I'm slightly pear-shaped, tho.>>34557773>Do women find gloryholes hot or are they an exclusively male concept?There is a certain type of woman that does, and they're usually gross. It sounds like a disease speedrun.
>>34557705MYou are me in the future.I have to presume sex isn't what you want (otherwise you would have just bought a hooker), and that you are lonely and what you actually want is a relationship.You might be lonely for the rest of your day, regardless of how much you self-improve.So, instead of pursuing something you have no control over, maybe you should try to fill the void of loneliness and longing with something you enjoy.
>>34557760Yes, but it didn't help much. I'm going to get back into it again however, just to see if it will be better for me at this age.
>>34557757Korea is bascially the Poland of Asia. Raped into schizophrenia after absolutely everyone in the region had their turn. They legit adopted a 90% circumsizion rate and the dystopian nightmare libertarian hypercapitalism that even Japan refused after getting dommed by the americans, which should tell you all you need to know. Theres a reaosn the North is known as "Best Korea". Because it unironically is.
mit Rosen bedacht, mit Näglein besteckt
Do you think I can impress girls by talking about my self improving AI pipeline?
yo-ho togies. what arrr the vibes tday?
Schwesterbefruchten
>>34557787>Morgen früh wenn Gott will, wirst du wieder geweckt>wenn Gott willtfw it took me until just now until I realised the double meaning of that sentence in the context of infant mortality in the 19th century.
Do you?
>>34555135Can someone explain picrel? Its cute but i dont get it
>>34557797I don't know. But I am like a deer I stare at you and run away
>>34557792many old children's songs are rather dark
>>34557797apparently this is the context. Doesnt make sense to me but its quite sweet
>>34557797Post feet
>>34557690Post
Going to the bars tonight :)A lovely woman will make eye contact with me as soon as I enter and I’ll immediately chat her up, grab my drink, talk to her for a bit, then round two is on me. She’ll live within walking distance, we’ll walk back to her place, I’ll fuck the shit out of her, leave, go to the taco truck, the alt girl from two months ago will be there. She’ll turn around again, smile at me, say something about what I’m wearing but this time I’ll say “I remember you. You look great tonight. What’s your name?” and then me and her will be married in 3 years
>>34557806shut up starcraft boy go gather some minerals
>>34557803women would you still love me if I kept accidentally turning into a deer?
>>34557805Why do you want my feet? You are making me uncomfortable
>>34557773I'm not touching a glory hole unless it's a bme pain olympics hole. Because then I can iodine and scrub up.
>>34557806>A lovely woman will make eye contact with me as soon as I enterI get to that point, then I just nuzzle my drink and go home. What do
You don't need to be funny and charismatic to get a woman. They will laugh at your jokes, even if they're bad, if they find you attractive. "Women don't care about looks" is the biggest lie in dating.
>>34557783Is this a joke? I really want it to be a joke
>>34557818Who said women don't care about looks?
>>34557805NTA, but this is lterally me.Peak male performance, if you ask me.
>>34557786They don't circumsize in Poland
>>34557823You are old?
>>34557827No, full head of hair too and no beard. But that is my Physique.
>>34557786Poland is bad, but not horrible
>>34557821>Is this a joke? I really want it to be a jokeIt's not
>>34557805No. Only girls that i am having sex with get to see my body. No such girls exist so far, but that's fine.
I wish flat women didn't feel bad about being flat, don't they realize they are perfect?
Rainy day and no femanon to cuddle with. :(
why is texting people so terrifying am I sick in the head
>>34557815The two times it’s happened to me when I walk in, I immediately move towards her (assuming she’s at the bar) to order my drinks and both times they’ll usually say something to me to break the ice. Both times this happened tho I was on a date so I couldn’t just chat them up lol. This time I’m going alone so I’ll engage with them a bit more and maybe talk about what we’re drinking, if we want to try something new together etc. just trying to be friendly and make her comfortable
>>34557724This is my future and I literally dgaf bro
>>34557830Post it
>>34557835Being flat is only one aspect of the issue. There are things that go along with being flat that make it way worse.
>>34557843such as
What's life like for a fashion model?
>>34557843Not having to wear bras. That's good, not bad.
>>34557835This whole "but I find it sexy :(((" sentiment is kind of retarded. Girls who say they like short guys don't make me feel better, because nigga I don't care what you think, and what the opposite sex thinks of me isn't the be all end all of my life (which a lot of you seem to get too wrapped up in), *I* fucking hate being short and a few women liking that isn't gonna change it.
>>34557840But I just did (in the form of some old Greek guy)
Foids, do you notice when a guy is into you simply by the way he speaks and acts around you? I mean subconscious tells, like women flicking their hair and remembering your name immediately and stuff like that.
>>34557851>Uses last image on this This is why I hate you
>>34557854Lame
>>34557857Sorry
>>34557851Bought total war warhammer2 yesterday on sale and I finally get to play the high elves. Amazing t1 basic units that don't need a military building have been carrying me for about 60 turns and with Tyrion their upkeep is nothing. The sea guard is amazing.
>>34557845Being insulted for it
>>34557860No you're not I am begging you to just make a fucking tumblr or pinterest like why do you do this
>>34557863She can't help it, she has retardation and an attention deficit since her cucksband and kids hate her
>>34557856I thought I did but everyone kept telling me it's just in my head and anyway now he has a girlfriend and we're no longer speaking
>>34557856My answer is about 10 years out of date since I don't really socialize any more but yeah. It's not hard to read when someone is clearly way more excited to talk to you than to someone else.
Keep losing boyfriends to tomboys,ftm trans, wrist splitters,bpd sluts, and all around mentally unwell girls what about these women are captivating im insecure THIS IS NOT BAIT
I'm very angry lately like I'm shaking because of how angry I am, I'm getting worried
>>34557870Kek, are you conservative becky?
>>34557870Moids are only after excitement and pleasure, if it makes you feel any better they don't actually love these chicks any more than they loved you. In fact I doubt they are capable of love at all
>>34557873Whats making you angry?
>>34557878What do you think? I am being a bitch?
>>34557877How do I get a personality like this honestly??It’s literally happened 3 timesSame build, 2 were ftms, cuts all over them I just don’t get it. I don’t want to lose the boyfriend I have now but I just feel so minuscule and I have nothing to add to the table.
>>34557884As they say over in Reddit, everyone sucks here
>>34557882I don't know, I'm just in a bad mood all the time
>>34555135>>34557797>>34557803Something about see the person behind the physical shape? I don't know, just guessing. I haven't seen this comic before. Maybe it's clearer if there's more of it.
>>34557870lose weight
>>34557837How do you feel about phoning them instead?
>>34557857It's not like new threads are expensive.
>>34557886They'll do shit in bed you won't. Simple as.
>>34557870I already know this is bait cause no men like ftms.
I literally never get more turned on than when I hear the girl I like say-"Most of them are no better than animals and they disgust me." I genuinely get off when she says dehumanizing and angry things about other people that have shit taste and are below humans.
>>34557783Julian thinks you're a tranny. It's not complicated.
>>34557909Whatever gets you off, man
>>34557909So you?
>>34557845Nipple color/texture/position/size/direction. Breast firmness. Sensitivity. Etc.
>>34557916No, I'm based. She's said I'm a reliable good man with good taste who is creative and admirable.
>>34557911Wtf is a Julian?
>>34557757Love me some Artosis rage
>>34557924Lol
>>34557904You clearly don't know any ftms. Until they're bearded muscular passoids they're essentially tomboy lesbians to men
Moids, I hope you have a car with a manual gearbox. This is non-negotiable.
>>34557933Male hands
new>>34557939>>34557939
>>34557321>Thoughts on women that have deep/raspy voices that don't look like they would?Hawt. (As long as its not vocal fry)
>>34557933I don't have a car.
>>34557321Mrs Monarch is hot.
>>34557933I never learned how to drive a manual, unfortunately.I'm selling my car for now since I won't need it for a few years, but I want to buy a manual for my next car, maybe take a class for a day to learn how to drive it or somethin. I think motorsports are cool and want to try them myself someday
I hate automobiles. My gf will drive me when I get a gf.
>>34557955Dr Girlfriend
>>34557957So clutch
New thread when?
>>34555147source on this dame?
>>34555195M, he didn't work the traps so it looks off
>>34559081 (OP) #New atoga thread >>34559081 (OP) #
