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>>34559081
New atoga thread >>34559081
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I hope this soup I'm making turns out good.
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Is that green on your fingers, Anon? HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHING GRASS!?
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>>34559086
What kind of soup?
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State gender and what you think of my song

https://voca.ro/1i7CpJS49Jts

a, a, a, hey, hey now, joo e
Eww nick gerr, don't play now, joo e
a, a, a, hey, hey now, joo e
Said let's get one thing straight now, joo e
Tell me, tell me if you late joo or not
Late joo or not, late Joo or not
I'll Jill a nick gerr with a gah un, am I jilling or not?
Jilling or not, jilling or not?
You gotta tell me if you late Joo or not
Late joo or not, late joo or not
Been lating ' joo a lot, am I jilling or not?
Jilling or not, jilling or not?
Eww-eww-eww-eww-eww
Been Jilling ' the joo’s
Eww, eww
Tryna Jill a nick gerr Joo, eww
Eww-eww-eww-eww-eww
Been Jilling ' the joo’s
Eww, eww
Tryna Jill a nick gerr Joo, eww
a, a, a, hey, hey now, joo e
You gon' make me hit nicks gerrs with that bang bang, baby
Oh, a, a, a, hey, hey now, joo e
You know what I need, out the gate now, joo e
Tell me, tell me if you late joo or not
Late joo or not, late Joo or not
I'll shoe ta a kah ike in the head, am I jilling or not?
Jilling or not, jilling or not?
You gotta tell me if you late Joo or not
Late joo or not, late joo or not
Been passing 'em up, am I jilling or not?
Jilling or not, jilling or not?
Eww-eww-eww-eww-eww
Been Jilling ' the joo’s
Eww, eww
Tryna Jill a nick gerr Joo, eww
Eww-eww-eww-eww-eww
Been Jilling ' the joo’s
Eww, eww
Tryna Jill a nick gerr Joo, eww
Do I Jill joo and nicks gerrs at the same time or just Jill joo’s
What nick gerrs do
Nick gerrs do Joo Jilling
Aren't nicks gerrs too strong for joo sparing ?
Aren't nicks gerrs too dumb to Jill joo’s?
Wild nick gerr enough to chase
But smart enough to Jill joo’s
Are nicks gerrs too dumb for Joo Jilling '?
Are nicks gerrs good for Jilling joo’s?
Eww, and I can't Jill joo’s forever , baby
Both of us should Jill joo’s AND NICK GERRS
Eww-eww-eww-eww-eww
Been Jilling ' the joo’s
Eww, eww
Tryna Jill a nick gerr Joo, eww
Eww-eww-eww-eww-eww
Been Jilling ' the joo’s
Eww, eww

https://voca.ro/1i7CpJS49Jts
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Anyone else struggle coping with the fact that they were born to absolute repugnant subhumans ITT?
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>>34559091
Persian lamb shank and vegetable soup.
https://www.theirishmanswife.com/persian-lamb-shank-soup/
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>>34559096
Like what kind? Get a job, minimalism, save, and invest. Then you'll have freedom if that matters.
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>>34559099
Dude that sounds fucking awesome. I just make fast soups from stock and canned fish with kale.
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Women, are (You) having sex this weekend?
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>>34559120
I had a threesome
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>>34559138
You're up late jh
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>>34559139
What’s jh, and it’s morning
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>>34559138
That's exciting, who with?
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>>34559099
Where's the lamb sauce!
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Is Dawn Of War 1 the best in the series?
>t. Steam sale
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I stayed up too late this weekend. It's over (my sleep schedule).
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>>34559087
*slaps your bald head*
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>>34559081
I'd bang that girl at the end so damn hard and get her insanely pregnant you have no idea. She would be addicted to my cock and beg for my cum.
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>>34559120
No. I'm having a period. Queueing to die tomorrow maybe.
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I feel kinda bad for her
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>>34559189
Just get up early
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state gender
rank these
>fearmongering
>warmongering
>fishmongering
>whoremongering
>clickmongering
>griftmongering
>chaosmongering
>tittle-tattlemongering
>scandalmongering
>cheesemongering
>ironmongering
>(You)mongering
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>>34559191
Don't bully people
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>>34559201
Who?
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>>34559138
MFM, FFM, or FFF?
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>>34559210
MMM
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curret thread
>>34557939
>>34557939
>>34557939
>>34557939
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>>34559120
No
I asked him to hang out and he said he was busy this weekend
Humiliating
He'll just call me at 10 pm the next time hanging out with me appeals to him more than watching movies alone in his room
I think I might be over this shit
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>>34559210
Nta
I refuse to acknowledge the possibility that mfm threesomes are real because what guy is gonna cuck himself like that?
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>>34559205
But I'll be soooooooo tired
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>>34559213
Ouch. Is he depressed or something?
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>>34559227
He doesn't love me. I don't even think he likes me I think he pities me and like getting his dick sucked. But also yeah.
I'm begging for scraps until I get resentful enough that cutting contact with him feels like my idea so it doesn't hurt quite as badly as being rejected, it's working.
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Some days I really just want to use my female privilege to have my way w random men in public
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>>34559245
Your doctor should prescribe you estradiol to control your testosterone
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>>34559245
just be thin
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>>34559252
Estrogen is poison to the body
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>>34559224
(;Exactly;)
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Name a bigger glow up
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>>34559323
>Flip phone
Nigga where'd you get this image
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>>34559081
is it true vaginas never recover from childbirth?
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>>34559323
>>34559335
I have a really vague recollection of seeing this image like 15 years ago this shit came out of the vault
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Why does the soup I make never look like the photo on the website?
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Can jannies nuke one of the threads
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>>34558738
The culture of white, western European, center-left, middle-upper class millennials is actually quite monocultural.
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>>34559245
Why don't you?
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its fucking over
i will never talk to a woman
i dont even know to which i am supposed to talk to
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>>34559215
i dated a portugues girl for a while and her fantasy was a MFM, we didn't do it, because I'm obviously disguted by the idea and she didn't like FFM when I suggested that. We broke up sometime later.

Foids in the thread, would you be okay if I fuck other foids? I'm in a "relationship" but I want to fuck around, might say to my current gf that we can open it up, but then shortly it might be over.
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Is it normal I want to breakup with him after I found out he dated a landwhale before me? It grosses me out that his cock has been inside her. I've completly lost sexual attraction to him.
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Got back from the bar. Dry ass night. There were like 4 women who were attractive there and 2 were taken, not like that’s ever stopped me but hey, they weren’t giving me anything so I kept it chill. Saw some dude that I’ve seen twice before so I decided to talk to him for a bit and he’s cool as fuck, definitely autistic as well and we talked about Magic and anime. What was funnier is that I got more matches in the 3 hours I was out than I have all week so I’m chatting up these hoes. Only problem is that this one girl is 18, coming o to me strong (which is epic) but she put “spectrasexual” in her profile and she’s a total slut based off of her profile, talking about loving older guys because they buy her stuff or whatever. She said she’s available to fuck tomorrow, whenever. Should I do it? Honestly I’m desperate but idk if I’m torta caked in makeup with potentially 20 STDs desperate. She seems cool outside of being a total whore tho. Still, not gf material and possibly not side hoe material either. Should I add her to the roster or nah?
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>>34559081
Femanons, what made you promiscuous?
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>>34559535
JH, come answer this kek
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>>34559495
>Is it normal I want to breakup with him after I found out he dated a landwhale before me? It grosses me out that his cock has been inside her. I've completly lost sexual attraction to him.
No, you probably deserve it.
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>>34559081
Men, do you delete the chat/contact after you're done with an ex?
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>>34559574
No, and I never delete the pics she sent me.
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>>34559574
Yes. Sometimes I regret that
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>>34559592
why?
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URGENT ADVICE NEEDED

I'm sitting on a park bench and there's a female sitting alone next to me

How do I make a move?
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>>34559598
I was definitely the problem in that relationship but it would be easier to reflect and see if I've changed if I could read the conversations
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>>34559599
>zero context, like how much money you make or how fat she is
ngmi
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>>34559601
makes sense. how were you the problem?
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>>34559602
> like how much money you make or how fat she is
Income is irrelevant especially in a first interaction, and she's skinny
She's just sitting there eating a snickers super slowly
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>>34559574
yes I do, sometimes there's no point in keeping her lingering into your mind.
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>>34559603
I wish I had put in the amount of effort she deserved
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>>34559599
Flex a cep
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>>34559605
She's waiting for her BF to text back
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>>34559289
Before and way before
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>>34559626
>>34559627
Never mind, I chickened out and just left
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>>34559631
She was about to call the police anyway.
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>>34559631
Lmao anon alone for en eternity
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woke up to poop
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>>34559634
You're probably right. I can't ever bring myself to talk to girls, even when there could be an opportunity. I just never know when to say, how to open, and then what?
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>>34559638
the hard part is willing to explain things about yourself
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Women can talk about themselves a lot because they have colorful and interesting lives. Not everyone is or has to be like that.
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>>34559641
I can do that, but like, why would she care?
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>>34559642
Ok
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Would you rather have adult braces or
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>>34559634
As if anyone in 2026 meets random bitches at the fucking park. Every cute bitch already has a bf and the single ones have Chads in their phone. Even if they hit it off at first, bitches are not going to want some random guy at the park after they learn he has less than 100k IG followers.
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I mean, that's true. They don't even make eye contact anymore and that's without you directly looking at them (assaulting them). The last time they looked at subpar men in passing was during COVID, probably to ensure that they physically avoid them.
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Should I try my luck and send some of my photographs to a modelling agency?
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>>34559289
Her teeth got better. That's about it.
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>>34559599
Do what the indian did in france to the girl sitting on a bench
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>>34559658
You're likely not what they need, but the answer to your question is yes. Try it.
>>34559655
>>34559652
>>34559642
Not really. Women are just used to yapping and not being interrupted.
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>>34559599
Talk to her calmly
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>>34559664
Which one are you talking about? The one where he did a flip and handed her a teddy bear?
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>>34559667
Nta but you'd be surprised. Agents and marketing people's brains work differently. Unless you're flat out ugly, you can get a job modeling.
https://youtu.be/fIBIGRNH734

>>34559535
>Femanons, what made you promiscuous?
What qualifies as promiscuous?
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>when you think she marries you and has your kids but actually murders you for your money
Men can never trust a woman?
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why the fuck does orgasming give me period cramps. fuck this world
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>>34559680
You are the one insisting on orgasming. Find something more productive to do that isn't related to pussy or some dude's cock going in it
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>>34559675
You don't want to know which one i am talking about. It's about pee.
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>>34559680
Maybe she was just being silly but i was with more than one lady who really loved gentle fingering on her period. I need to date again i love feeding a girl chocolates while rubbing her tummy on her period it's like having a pet monkey
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Did people move to this thread or what?
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>>34559680
You have adenomyosis
Solutions: painkillers, pregnancy, menopause, removal
Cause of: mechanical damage, ya freak
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What did I miss on Caturday anons?
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>>34559685
I did but i don't have anything to say
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>>34559677
If a man can't tell that his wife is going to dose him with lethal amounts of poison for his money, he deserves it
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>>34559687
I couldn't poo properly.
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Do women respect the man's instinct to throw his hands up in frustration at society and go live inna woods?
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women are you attracted to powerful/ambitious men? I'm not talking about your local bully or manager, but like real-life power. politicans, business elite, intelligence, secret societies etc etc you know the whole thing
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>>34559693
Yes in my experience, but only if you're also rich, which i am not
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>>34559688
CHF 50 and you're mine
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>>34559686
damage? i barely masturabte and never have sex
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>>34559694
Ew politics
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Women, would you innocently sneak peek at his genitals before dating a man if you could without being caught, just to know what you might end up dealing with?
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Women would you date a skeletor who constantly pops and cracks his bones?
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>>34559699
No, that's an invasion of privacy.
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why don't men ever have real hobbies
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>>34559694
no, it's a massive turn off. Ambition is attractive but any kind of fame, even potential future fame, horrifies me. I wouldn't even date a minor e-celeb.
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>>34559702
like what? listening to belt unbuckling asmr?
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>>34559702
Why do you need men to have real hobbies
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>>34559702
your fwb probably has some real hobbies, ask him instead of us
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>>34559703
understandable, what about that level of power without fame?

I wonder if power attracts women or if that's just a lie men tell themselves
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I didn't even think of pussy ever until a WOMEN made me think of it and now I am obsessed forver thanks women
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Women if you asked your guy if what you're wearing made you look fat and he sprung into a ditty about how he wants your thicc dumper to smother his face, would you break up with him?
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>>34559702
>why don't men ever have real hobbies
Womens' hobbies are basically walking, emotional evidence collection, astrology, competitive crying, breakfast with group chat, watching tv, analyzing Taylor Swift lyrics, cleaning and washing their skin.

“Scrapbooking is just emotional evidence collection.”
“Pilates costs $200/month so people can say ‘core’ instead of ‘abs.’”
“Astrology girls will reject a perfectly good man because Mercury downloaded the wrong PDF.”
“BookTok turned reading into competitive crying.”
“Brunch isn’t a hobby. It’s breakfast with a group chat.”
“Candlemaking people always act one lavender scent away from enlightenment.”
“Reality TV fans somehow know 47 strangers’ divorces but not where their car title is.”
“Taylor Swift lyric analysis has reached graduate thesis levels.”
“Skincare routines got so advanced people need a nighttime project manager.”
“Wine tasting is just adult Capri Sun with adjectives.”
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>>34559713
Not even true but anyway what are YOUR hobbies mr interesting man
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>>34559713
4chan schizo/pedo males are into taylor swift too
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Men can't express how much they like women online, that's forbidden and creepy.
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>>34559722
Actually you can be as creepy as you want online. I have been like that, it's fun.
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>>34559709
Even then I wouldn't like it, powerful people eventually attract attention. I do think power attracts many women, I think it appeals to everyone. (Even I want more financial power than I currently have.)
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>>34559714
Better than yours, and I have no need to be performative.
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>>34559713
omg she talked about her bf dick :0:0:0
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State gender. What to do if you see your sprinter slowly turning into those conspiracy theorist you see on YouTube and social media? It hasn’t directly affected my life yet. My girlfriend would speak of some batshit mystical theory, and then we go out to eat and she’s the same girl I fell in love with. But those “mystical theory” moments are rising in frequency.
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>>34559703
Women be lying. Like literally never believe anything they say here, almost always do the exact opposite and you will have success.
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>>34559713
>emotional evidence collection
I'm a man, have no clue what the fuck this is supposed to mean, but it makes you sound like a r9ktard.
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>>34559732
See your SO*
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>>34559736
How the fuck did you go from SO to sprinter?
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I don't let men ruin my day anymore
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>>34559732
She has the ability to think symbolically (maybe), which is good. If you're high IQ, this thinking should be encouraged.
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>>34559740
Hello terminally online woman!
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>>34559719
I didn't say which femanons.
There are plenty willing and cheaper than you.
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>>34559702
Women literally study murder as a hobby., It's their most popular hobby by far.
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>>34559740
what do you do to feel miserable now?
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>>34559734
Women are a varied group of people and my personal preferences shouldn't be taken as the norm. For example, I'm one of the anons who only likes short men.
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>>34559740
You can probably ruin your own day, you sad pathetic cunt
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>>34559732
What the fuck is a sprinter? I must not be up and up with the modern social media lingo.
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Facebook dating groups are the most sad pathetic cringe things ever.
>Fat 34 year old single moms get a million likes and comments
>the rest of the posts are from some balding nerds writing entire novels for their bios and getting two likes by bot accounts
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>>34559747
how short?
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I might be weird because I'm loving this
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>>34559746
She spams atoga.
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>>34559749
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If you want to know about women study their reading habits I always say. They will forgive kidnapping and rape before poor communication.
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Speaking of women's hobbies, why does journaling somehow requires $200 worth of high end beige stationery.?
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>>34559759
>They will forgive kidnapping and rape before poor communication.
The really stupid ones will keep in contact with those guys anyway kek
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>>34559759
BookTok will be like “This book emotionally destroyed me!”, and 900 pages later it’s just two attractive people refusing to communicate.
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>>34559676
>>What qualifies as promiscuous?
Woman who does at least two of these:
>masturbates more than once a month
>wears above-knee length skirts in public
>keeps a condom in their purse at all times
>owns a dildo
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>>34559765
that is a very stupid list
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>>34559752
Ideally a head shorter than me, but even if it's just a tiny height difference it makes me really happy. I'm only 5'9 so unfortunately a lot of guys are taller than me.
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>>34559759
>Kidnapping and rape
The vast majority of times a woman says this they really mean "The attractive guy at the bar that I let hit for free ghosted me and now I regret it." They also count any instance of a random homeless dude saying he wants to fuck her and then getting up in her personal space as the same thing as actual penetrative rape.
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>>34559702
One of my girlfriend's hobbies is baking. Somehow she dirties every bowl in the house for six cookies.
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>>34559770
very interesting. 5'9 is above average no? Why do you like shorter guys?
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>>34559761
for aesthetics
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>>34559702
Women don't even have hobbies, because every hobby they have becomes content creation.
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>>34559702
I had an ex who said one of her favorite hobbies was going to Farmer's Markets.
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I found myself window shopping for hookers on the internet this weekend. I still won’t ever hire one, but I enjoyed browsing.
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>>34559780
>there are 4 billion content creators in the world
Funniest statement I have read on here all week. lol
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It's finally the season that people are wearing flip flops out in public. And I am getting a BONER from seeing all those FEET! All those exposed toes and soles in public.
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Women,

Is sex everyday normal? It was the norm at the beginning of my relationship but it’s fallen off and shes said that’s normal, despot being attracted to me.
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>>34559783
>gooning to hookers on pentecost
straight to hell
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>>34559702
I remember when rock collecting used to be considered a nerdy hobby and made fun of by women. Now it's one of their most popular ones after they renamed it crystals and changed the marketing.
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>>34559728
>Makes up strawmen to feel superior and also thinks he's not the performative one
Lmao
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>>34559787
>>34559788
do men even have a personality besides wanting to stimulate their penis?
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>>34559795
Well some also want to stimulate their prostate. lmao
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>>34559783
I used to like this when I was an incel. Made me feel like less of one because I could have had sex with an attractive woman at any point.
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>>34559795
No.
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>>34559791
That was yesterday tyvm
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>>34559795
Yeah. But with women, it’s about 50% that.
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I keep drinking a big pot of coffee in the morning to trigger a big fat cathartic shit but the shit never comes
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>>34559798
I can’t believe how out in the open it is on the internet now. Maybe it was always like that, and I just didn’t know.
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>>34559740
How do men ruin women's day
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>>34559805
Try an actual laxative
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>>34559740
The cool thing about men is that they don't need, nor want, your permission to ruin your day.
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>>34559788
Doing it every day isn't common after the honeymoon phase but it's not like it's unhealthy. Some people do it every day several years in if there's pressure or insecurity or both parties are getting orgasms and actually enjoying it
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That girl that took a shot at men's hobbies really started something here. Some of the responses hit pretty hard.
>>34559780
>Women don't even have hobbies, because every hobby they have becomes content creation.
Fucking kek!
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>>34559807
they exist
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>>34559713
>breakfast with group chat
Sounds comfy ngl
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>>34559806
I would say at least for a decade, probably two.
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>>34559805
Try ginger tea
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>>34559787
This but unironically
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>>34559788
This is normal. I like sex but rest or sleep for example almost always wins when the two compete for my attention.
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How soon is too soon for a partner to meet your friends?
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Evil scrotes begone
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>>34559777
It just makes my heart flutter. I can't really explain why it's so attractive. I just love standing next to him and noticing that he has to look up at me. Or if he gives me a hug and his head fits right under my chin it makes my heart want to explode. It's so romantic and hot, it's just the best.
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did that anon who drank hydraulic fluid die?
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>>34559827
You're fucking weird. I mean I guess I'm happy about that for you, but something is off here.
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>>34559824
I'm getting my just desserts as I sit here and fail to pinch off a loaf dont you worry honey
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>>34559824
It's good that these days women here are the antisocial terminally online freaks instead of men. We men are better tham that, we take the moral high ground.
It was the opposite 5 years ago.
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>>34559824
you need to get a job and go outside
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>>34559828
Unfortunately probably not since it was likely just two drops or so.
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>>34559765
>masturbates more than once a month
I do it more than that daily
>wears above-knee length skirts in public
What about bikini bottoms or boots shorts, no skirt?
>owns a dildo
Good thing I own several, not just one.

>>34559788
>Is sex everyday normal?
It is, especially early on. Various things can lead to it being less frequent and it's all normal.

>>34559783
I hear the quality has dropped substantially due to onlyfans.
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>>34559833
It's Sunday you infidel barbarian
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>>34559742
>>34559832
Why do men think that misandrists are terminally online? I only had men ruining my days when I was offline and dating. Now that I'm terminally online I'm literally masturbating to men sometimes
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>>34559840
>do it more than that daily
But do any women match my numbers?My average is 3 times a day.
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How the fuck do gooners jork it multiple times a day everyday? I'm getting old.
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>>34559841
don't call me an infidel what are you
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>talking about window shopping for hookers like you're browing amazon

man, is that what life is like in a blue state? I live in Texas that shit is a felony here and the judges and prosecutors tend to throw double digit sentences on the people they prosecute for it
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>>34559847
What's your age? I am mid 20s male. Can easily do 3 times a day. 2 is optimal, but i often do 3 or 4.
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>>34559847
I'm older than you and still go a minimum twice a day. Mostly 3 times.
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>>34559851
I also live in a red state.
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>>34559844
Yeah, that seems about average for me. Are you also having sex? I have sex most days too.
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>>34559840
>I do it more than that daily
Out of curiosity what do jerk off to?
Just a picture of Jason Momoa's abs?
>What about bikini bottoms or boots shorts, no skirt?
Those are non-procmious.
Only g-strings are
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>>34559854
I'm also mid 20s...
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>>34559844
>>34559858
NTA but that's so often! Does it throw off your day to go without? Is it just something that's nice to have but not strictly necessary?
>t. twice a month, mid 20s
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>>34559858
>Are you also having sex?
No, i have never had had sex. But at least i recently made a female e friend that allows me to sexually harrass her sometimes over text. That feels good.
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>gooner zoomer central
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>>34559862
>>t. twice a month, mid 20s
Incredibly depresing.
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>>34559862
>Does it throw off your day to go without?
No, going without cooming for a day actually feels great. Today it's already 6pm for me and i haven't coomed yet. It feels nice to give my genitals rest. Like i said, 2 times a day is optimal for well being, i usually do too many times.
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>depresing
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>having more goon days than non goon days
This can't be normal...
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>>34559863
>sexually harassing people feels good
ok rapist
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>>34559838
how do you know
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>>34559847
Having a lot of free time helps.
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>>34559873
it's not, coomers are delusional and addicted af
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>>34559851
I live in Texas and can tell you that prostitution is just as prominent as anywhere else. Especially Austin and Houston. Seriously, just look at any escorts site.

>>34559860
Usually just smut, art, or porn. Sometimes I do it just to do it, so I'll masturbate while playing a game or watching a show.
>Those are non-procmious.
Phew! Got me worried there for a second.

>>34559862
>Does it throw off your day to go without?
No, not really if I have something else to fill the time. I can usually ignore the physical urge if I'm busy, though I know I get irritable.
>Is it just something that's nice to have but not strictly necessary?
Yes and no, it really depends on my level of arousal. If I'm horny horny, it feels like a necessity. If it's just something I do to feel good and pass time, it feels like a luxury.

>>34559868
I would like to add to this, I don't strictly need an orgasm for it to be good. In fact, denial makes it better when I actually do orgasm.
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>>34559874
I give her what might be unwanted sexual attention. Thing is, she may enjoy the attention too on some level. Christians are very dishonest with themselves.
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>>34559875
Because that anon is a drama queen, always exaggerating for attention.
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>>34559867
Actually I find it very convenient. I only get super horny when I'm crushing or dating someone.
>>34559874
>friend that allows
Don't be a dick. He said his friend consents.
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>>34559879
>don't strictly need an orgasm for it to be good. In fact, denial makes it better when I actually do orgasm.
That's actual gooning. I try to stay away from that. It feels like i am frying my brain when i do this.
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>>34559882
he didnt seem that way
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>>34559880
>excuses
>copes
>delusions
classic coomer moment
>>34559883
>consents
yeah, only by not having blocked him (yet)
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>>34559886
It's you, isn't it?
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The mango pineapple refresher from McDonald's is actually bussin'
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>>34559883
Yeah and I get to orgasm every single day. lol
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>>34559883
>He said his friend consents
I don't do it much anymore. She knows i am interested in her, i don't need to say it all the time.
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people say that things that matter online aren’t talked about in the real world, but Everyone I know 18-45 has a social media profile.
Hell, my anti-technology mom now spends about 30 minutes a day TikTok scrolling.

So what are some actual things that matter online that doesn’t matter to the average person in real life?
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I've never been to Starbucks. I think I will try it for the first time this weekend. What would you recommend?
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>>34559889
no i don't know where one gets hydraulic fluid
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>>34559879
>I live in Texas and can tell you that prostitution is just as prominent as anywhere else. Especially Austin and Houston. Seriously, just look at any escorts site.
i don't know any
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>>34559898
The Israeli Guzzler Iced double pump of caramel
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Femanons, do you have a problem with thia scene?
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>>34559898
Their black coffee tastes absolutely atrocious, I've been to a Starbucks just once and now understand why Americans put syrup in everything
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>>34559902
Yeah, why does she have clothes on?
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>>34559902
Yes, should be naked
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>>34559902
Which movie is this?
Sometimes I wonder if I am bisexual.
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>>34559908
That’s the 2009 Star Trek movie.
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>>34559904
>>34559906
>>34559908
>trannies out in full force
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How come all the hot women are leftists?
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>>34559908
This one woman i know who swears she's completely straight. I showed her sydney sweeney topless amd she said she would date her. It's confusing with femfaggots.
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>>34559913
My ex best friend is hot af and she votes far right.
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>>34559795
do women have a personality besides lying, being evil and cheating?
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>>34559903
Maybe I'll pass the starbucks experience... Is their food any good, at least?
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>>34559919
It’s alright. It’s all microwaved stuff.
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>>34559898
Starbucks is so poor quality and overpriced that I can't, in good conscience, recommend anything. Even their non-coffee drinks.

>>34559900
>i don't know any
Tryst and Eros are your two best bets. They even have porn stars.

>>34559884
>It feels like i am frying my brain when i do this.
Same, but I like that feeling.

>>34559913
>How come all the hot women are leftists?
Because most right wing women try to fit a mould, so if you're not attracted to one of them, chances are you're not attracted to any of them.
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>>34559910
Actually it's the 2013 sequel
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>>34559922
Oh whoops. We see a green woman in her underwear in the first one instead don’t we
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>>34559915
F
I think women are hotter than men. But I would have never dated one because my family would have judged me a lot. I am attracted to men and it's also more natural to be with a men. I dunno if this makes any sense.
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>>34559913
Conservative women try to be a unit while leftists care about individuality
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>>34559879
>Usually just smut, art, or porn.
what type of porn?
>In fact, denial makes it better when I actually do orgasm.
have you considered investing in a chastity belt?
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>>34559913
That's not really true though
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My cat just slapped me in the nuts. :(
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>>34559918
Are you that ihatewomen poster who is actually a gigantic fuckboy and got mad because a woman dumped him
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>>34559918
I like music, animals and cooking a lot... I dunno if that is personality.
I am also not the way you describe.
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Femanons 26 and under, what's the oldest man you would be open to dating?
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>>34559920
>>34559921
How did they become such a popular brand? Even McDonald's retains some decent options, for fast food.
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>>34559863
>No, i have never had had sex.
virgin larps are always cute
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>>34559919
No, it is artificial and bad quality. I like the barista diabetes drinks tho.
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>>34559827
Are the short-term sex partners taller, THOUGH?
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>>34559937
Their initial locations and branding made them appear very trendy. Their coffee and food also was a lot better in the past, honestly.
It was still nothing special, but it was solid fast food coffee.
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>>34559921
>Same, but I like that feeling.
I did it a couple times last summer until i had scary pain in my ballsack. Obviously shouldn't be doing this ahit then.
Maintaining erection for hours not safe, not smart.
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>>34559900
Why do you think all the Silicon Valley Tech Oligarchs are ok moving to Austin? There is plentiful pussy for purchase there.
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Talking to a random person I don't know doesn't make any sense
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>>34559926
That does make sense. Women are indeed hotter.
>>34559938
There are plenty of male virgins here, i am one of them
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>>34559935
9 years older than me (I am 20yo).
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>>34559945
that's why normal people don't do that
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>>34559827
Moid hands
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>>34559944
It isn't because California keeps threatening wealth taxes?
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>>34559921
I want to stop dressing alt because I am not a leftist and I dislike the stereotypes dark clothes are associated with. Does this make any sense?
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>>34559945
Thats what you are doing rn retard lol cute
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>>34559952
Rightoids are the antisocial ones and have been for a long time. Piercings, tatoos, wierd clothing all rightoid things.
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>>34559921
>Because most right wing women try to fit a mould, so if you're not attracted to one of them, chances are you're not attracted to any of them.
Leftist women are even better than conservative women at pulling off the tradwife aesthetic, they just call it "cottagecore" instead.
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>>34559949
Nta but women aren't normal? They do an awful lot of dating and for that they have to meet and talk to random people who are hot. They can't always come by them in their friends group.
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>>34559913
There's a very large correlation between leftist women, singlehood, and income level so it shouldn't be surprising that you're flooded with them
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>>34559958
Women trend towards the average. They're the most normie.

>women talk to hot guys
Na. Hot guys talk to women. Because it works.
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>>34559913
Attractive women are the most likely to be socialists because they think they're owed things for being pretty.
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What style suits better a 20yo girl? Is pink cottagecore a good idea or dark academia is better?
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>>34559935
5
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>>34559963
>Na. Hot guys talk to women. Because it works.
Since it doesn't work for average men to talk to women in the first place (especially if they already know each other platonically), women end up dating hot guys only.
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>>34559947
Thanks. I should have said 21-26 lol.
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>>34559937
>How did they become such a popular brand?
>brand
That's exactly how. It's all branding and marketing. It's how they get people to pay so much for something that costs cents on the dollar to make. They all just have such a big hold on ththee market that they don't have to worry about competition.

>>34559929
>what type of porn?
I usually go for porn where one of the actresses looks like me or porn that caters to my kinks and fetishes.
>have you considered investing in a chastity belt?
I have one and have used it a few times, but they get uncomfortable after a while. There was also an instance where I had to poop and my partner had the key, so I had to hold it in for several hours. And if you're asking why I didn't have a spare key, it's because I'm stupid.

>>34559957
I wholeheartedly agree. Left wing women are typically more feminine than conservative women that somehow want to be housewives but also rednecks. Plus, plaid dresses are more reminiscent of Nazi Germany than Daisy Dukes, fake tan, and red baseball caps.
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>>34559966
moid hands strike yet again, for the Nth time in 60 minutes.
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Sorry son mommy has to ebeg on tumblr to get you dollar tree quality toys, also I'm on psychiatric meds and fat
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>>34559945
why not? how do you go from not knowing someone to knowing then?
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>>34559974
For real?
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>>34559967
Anon that's highly immoral and illegal D:
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>>34559913
Same reason hijabs are far fatter.
Once you take away any need for a woman to work they let themselves go.
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>>34559974
?
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>>34559974
BlueValkyrie?
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>>34559983
I had the same thought, but she's been a namefag for more than a decade. It's not her.
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I need to clear up some myths and canards right now. Contrary to popular belief, women HATE being silly and having fun. What they REALLY crave is men who are anxious, self-loathing, stressed, autistic, politically obsessed, pent-up, and generally maladjusted. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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>>34559976
>>34559982
Some woman on tumblr, she also broke her ribs 8 times in 4 years
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>>34559986
Yeah, yeah, women are the only well adjusted one along with the few guys they date, who end up beating and raping them. The rest are maladjusted and it definitely has nothing to do with how women treat the opposite gender as a whole and with how corporations and government put them to work and take away everything else.
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>>34559986
This, but fr
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>>34559986
that doesn't seem right... hmmmm
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>>34559990
Perfect example right here, I can smell the coochie slime wafting off of you big fella
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I can't breed and i don't care
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coochie is such a gross word
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>>34559971
>my kinks and fetishes.
which are?
>I have one
lol
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>>34559997
>I can smell the coochie slime wafting
Where the hell would some 4channelorg guy get coochie slime on him?
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>>34560001
You can reply to me directly to tell me about it instead of being a passive-aggressive pamela
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>>34560005
I was saying in general not just about you
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>>34560004
By simply going outside with that winning attitude of his
>>34560006
You didn't say it in general, you said it in /atoga/
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are precum babies real?
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>>34560007
now you are pissing me off pamela
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>>34560009
Lean back, player
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>>34560007
>By simply going outside with that winning attitude of his
>your an inkel, you dont get woooomen
Great argument
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>>34560008
Women hate precum. For some reason your penis has to be lubed up but they're not going to like how you look and feel so they'll be dry as sandpaper. This will be your fault.
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I would like to take a trip with a wamen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KSney78nvA
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>cramping in my bowels half an hour after dinner
It's the same shit I ate for lunch wtf this will be a vile poophouser
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>>34559207
Why can't I bully you
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>>34560008
I've been having pull out sex with my moid for months now and I didn't get knocked up so I guess it's just condom producers propaganda
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>>34560021
>pull out sex
Grim.
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>>34559986
brehs... we're gtmi.
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Femanons, let's say your boyfriend or future boyfriend has an elaborate sexual fantasy where he wants you to pretend to be a hot mythical spider lady who traps him in her giant web and rapes him, and he's already bought 1000 square feet of fake spider web from amazon to thrown on the bed, would you be down for it?
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>>34560021
Pulling out is the best contraception. Having sex with a condom on feels horrible
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>>34560028
I'd do a murder suicide
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>>34560026
Not as grim as feeling rubber instead of a penis
>>34560029
this
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>>34560028
>fake spider web
Is it sticky?
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>>34560030
ngmi
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>>34560031
I can't feel the rubber
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The highly educated gender, by the way >>34560021
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>>34560028
Not even a little
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>>34560028
JH has monster fantasies
ask her
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>>34560002
>which are?
BDSM (huge laundry list), group sex, ass eating, exhibitionism, CNC, freeuse, cuckquean, fighting, and some other stuff.
>lol
Laugh at my pain, Kevin Hart.

>>34560028
You had me at hot mythical spider lady.
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>>34559574
I don't delete chats.

If it ended badly, cut contact. If it was friendly, no.
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nta, bump for this >>34559699
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>>34559940
I don't do that. I'm not horny until I'm crushing and if I'm crushing I only want to have sex with that person.
>>34560028
I don't want to be mean to him. If he's very obviously into it then maybe.
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>>34560031
Not cumming inside is the worst.
Might as well not bother at all.
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>>34560041
What's your problem?
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>>34560056
Women being stupid after getting PhDs.
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>>34560055
Sorry, I'm not ruining my organism with pills
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>>34560059
What makes you think that one in particular has a phd
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>>34560052
No that’s creepy
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>>34560048
>group sex
question is two dicks in the vagina at the same time too much?
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Foids how should nudes from a guy look like
I never send nudes, just did risque mirror pictures after the gym. Grey sweatpants, pushing the waist line of the pants down etc.
But it got me wondering when it comes to nudes, do women actually enjoy them at all? and how should they look like.
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>>34560028
I hate sub men
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>>34560059
Pretty huge Dicks
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>>34560052
Nno Ill see it when I see it
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>>34560067
>I never send nudes
Keep doing that
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>>34559913
Because moids don't get hard for homely looking women. We liberals dress better because we like to go out and look at what is fashionable. Instead of following blindly and wearing full coverings everyday.
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>>34560081
I wasnt planning on it, just curious because a male body isnt as visually appealing in the same way a womans is.
tits are aesthetic, a dick isnt
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>>34560067
There was a dude on /soc/ that did a lot of underwear selfies in black and white a few years ago. They were very tasteful. It's mostly an art to teasing in picture form.
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>>34560060
You don't need to be sorry to me, I am not your bf.
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>>34560091
thats not really the same thing. teasing and getting good pics with clothing on is easy.
I meant strictly nudes, I dont think there's actually a good way to make male nudes appealing in the way female nudes are
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>>34560066
Depends on the size of the dick desu
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>>34560052
I definitely caught a woman I took out the other day looking at my dick on the train
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Either gender
I feel like polyamory is a good experiment for society, it brings a lot of what we need romantically to light as we are in a crisis of healthy monogamous relationships, but the practice is born more out of desperation and fear. It's worth noting that poly has a lot of the same problems that mono does, e.g. cheating and disrespectful behavior still exists. I think the real issue is that people many people today critically fail attaching to one another in a healthy way due to trauma and such, so this provides a reasonable solution. However, that leads me to belive that the end goal is returning very largely to monogamy should one find peace within themselves, forming healthy boundaries, and a partner that satisfies enough of their well adjusted outward needs for them to feel contented.
It is okay to be unhealthy, even human to not always strive for it, but I would be reluctant to say that poly is a well adjusted choice. It seems much more to me that we are gaslighting ourselves and others because our needs aren't being met or as a reflection of some trauma related disorders.
Do you agree or disagree? Why?
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>>34560095
I'm probably gonna sound like a degenerate but I occasionally browse /hm/ for sketching references, you could check that out for inspiration
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>>34560118
>polyamory
The problem with this is that it's all middle aged obese people with low iq.
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>>34560120
its not really inspiration, I was curious about it. I never thought about it. And talking to girls the topic of dickpics was always more about it being gross than anything else
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>>34560118
Polyamory only works if the male has more than one wife, not the other way around
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>>34560118
No thanks
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>>34560118
F
I'm not going to pretend I understand someone's motivation to be in a poly relationship. I really don't know how well adjusted a choice it is since I don't "get" it.
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>>34560118
I agree. I haven’t met anyone in a polyamorous relationship that wasn’t very insecure or just straight up addicted to having sex.
I think that these people gravitate towards poly relationships because they have trust issues, ironically. They don’t trust themselves to be able to meet someone else’s needs all on their own and vice versa.
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where can I go to practice eye contact with people?
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>>34560132
How is
>1 dick that can't please several partners
>1 income that can't sustain several partners
more functional than the opposite?
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>>34560138
M, also
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>>34560140
Your local store with your local customer service representative
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>>34560118
Holy shit, be more concise.
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>>34560095
No there is, you men are just usually morons without any camera experience and put no forethought into angles, lighting, pose, action for a single picture. You dead pan all your shots and expect an applause like you didn't just nematode it.
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>>34560140
Under the Queensboro Bridge, you'll even get money for it.
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>>34560152
Come now anon, we don't want to get some poor autist murdered
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>>34560118
That's essentially what dating used to be. You would date several people at once and try to find which one you like most and what works best for you. But then people weren't as promiscuous as they are now, so you weren't sleeping with everyone you were dating.

I think monogamy is still the way to go and you work alongside your partner and grow with them to be perfect for each other. Too many people are just too willing to throw in the towel the moment their relationship experiences any hurdle.
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>>34560118
M
I don't think a significant number of people are considering poly. I think it's always been about people who are inclined to cheating to pre-justify it
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>>34560160
Yes. I’ve had a woman “come out” as poly so that should could justify wanting to cheat on me instead of breaking up with me.
I dumped her, and what do you know, she immediately got into another monogamous relationship.
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my tiktok is giving me relationship ragebait when I just want memes and cats why do they do this to me
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>>34560118
>It seems much more to me that we are gaslighting ourselves and others because our needs aren't being met or as a reflection of some trauma related disorders.
>Do you agree or disagree? Why?
Yep. The prevalence of cheating in monogamy becoming a meta is a trend toward definitive social death. If you can't talk to your partner about your issues so much that your first instinct is to steal it falsely from someone else, you are hurting two people and will likely end up with neither. Polyamory gives you a freedom to speak on your unmet needs and boundaries, plus reflect on your expectations of others. (You should be reflecting on if you treated people fairly or else you will continue to destroy people, pushing them away, and cry about being lonely when everyone has had it with your bullshit)
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>>34560142
one man can impregnate multiple women
a man can only be pregnant with one child at a time

historically speaking, there's no civilizations that had a female poligamy and survived
almost every single civlization we see today practiced or still practices male poligamy
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>>34560137
It's obese people with brain damage
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>>34560167
Choronzon demands loosh
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>>34560150
no need to be a bitch about it.
im just asking for opinions
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>>34560167
I only get half naked girls. WTF IS HAPPENING?
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>>34560157
Chances are he will meet a deeply closeted gay comedian and become his sidekick.
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>>34560176
I was getting that too. Now I have to insta scroll on every women I see or it is only that
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>>34560178
I instascroll on anything that's not the half naked girl
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Men, would you remove pictures with an ex girlfriend from your social media after what you feel is an "appropriate period" of time? Or would you only be compelled to make changes if you were thinking about pursuing other women?

My ex took all the pictures that had me in them off his instagram.
If this mother fucker is lying to me about being sexually exclusive and gives me gonorrhea I'm going to fucking kill him.
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>>34560122
I mean, that's not really relevant exactly, but I wouldn't suppose people who are "low IQ" would always be willing or capable of metacognition.
>>34560132
I disagree. The only people who got away with it in the past, as far as Im aware, were rich and powerful psychopaths.
>>34560135
Okay
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>>34560183
>My ex took all the pictures that had me in them off his instagram
That's understandable.
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Gender
Have you seen Epic the musical?
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>>34560103
two 20 cm dicks
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>>34560137
Well, do you agree that saying that "Because I like it" isn't a very well thought out response? That is, ignorance itself, or likely brought out of laziness or fear? I'm also willing to question the roots and motivations for monogamy.
>>34560138
>>34560144
This really seems to be the case. However, the issue is that one don't have to be everything for another.
>>34560147
I am little verbose, but that is like one paragraph, anon. I don't want to get derailed though. Plus, there was a little sort of TLDR at the end.
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>>34560183
>Men, would you remove pictures with an ex girlfriend from your social media after what you feel is an "appropriate period" of time?
I haven’t used Facebook in a long time, but in the past I would usually remove their pictures from my profile within the month of the break-up.
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>>34560190
M
Epic just announced Unreal Engine 6 via Rocket League.
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>>34560158
A agree that the vision that relationships being disposable is unsavory, but naturally we shouldn't tolerate nonsense either. Many people are just nonsensical now in a way that has become intolerable for others.
>>34560160
Yes and no, but it is becoming much more pervasive. Most people under 40 at least have an unconfused understanding of it, it seems.
>>34560169
I think we're pretty much on the same page. It is beneficial for our broader understanding, but it isn't indicative of health.
(Fucking spam filter.)
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>>34560181
I have a different acc to that. I need one for brazillian memes one for lewds and one for english memes
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>>34560175
If you read that as me being a bitch, you have no ability to receive criticism casually.
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>>34560198
Oh, neat. I wish they’d sell me another Unreal Tournament game.
I know the Fortnite devs could make a perfectly acceptable UT game, even on a shoestring budget. I get why Epic won’t touch that IP anymore, but I wish they would.
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>>34560188
So it's most likely normal maintenance?
I'm getting in my head about it because they were still there fairly recently and it's been about 6 months since he dumped me. But we're still to my knowledge sexually exclusive. I don't see him all that often it would be very easy for him to be lying to me about seeing another woman and while I don't think he'd purposely hurt me he is very very bad at saying things that might upset people even if it's important information. I'm worried he's afraid of how to bring it up so he's just not going to and then I'm going to get chlamydia.
>>34560195
Would you say leaving them up for 4+ months and only then taking them down is suspect or just a different timeline than you?
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whateevrrr im gonna buy it. ol
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>>34560183
>Men, would you remove pictures with an ex girlfriend from your social media after what you feel is an "appropriate period" of time?
Pictures with just me and her yes, group photos with my other friends in, no
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>>34560206
>So it's most likely normal maintenance?
It means he doesn't want to be reminded of you.
Don't be so autistic.
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>>34560210
>doesn't want to be reminded of you
>Called me a week and a half ago to hang out
I'm getting some pretty mixed signals. Doesn't want to be reminded of me until he wants his dick sucked.
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>>34560206
>Would you say leaving them up for 4+ months and only then taking them down is suspect or just a different timeline than you?
Moreso the latter than the former. You know him better than me, ultimately.
I will say that you should really stop having any kind of sexual relationship with this guy just for your own sanity.
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>>34560183
I don't have social media and if I did and had a gf/wife I would delete it
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>>34560213
Oh you are just LARPing?
Re.ind me to read the whole post next time, so I don't accidentally reply to you, incel.
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>>34560213
Then stop sucking his dick, dumbass! He’s treating you like that because you’re letting him do it.
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>>34560183
Well you take em off because at some point you wanna find another woman.
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>>34560215
>just for your own sanity
I know you're right I just lose my resolve when I'm with him in person and I'm stuck on the principle of the thing I think he should have to say the uncomfortable part out loud like he owes me his actual thoughts on the matter.
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>>34560183
>Men, would you remove pictures with an ex girlfriend from your social media after what you feel is an "appropriate period" of time
I'd remove them immediatly
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>>34559955
I guess you are right but how do I do that in person
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Are you all actually using this thread when we have another perfectly good thread at 75 images?
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>>34560223
You can’t expect those kinds of things from a guy who dumped you. Or a guy you’ve dumped yourself, honestly.
You gotta stop fucking this guy or hanging out with him at all.
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>>34560229
That thread just seemed cringe for some reason, not sure why.
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>>34560217
No unfortunately this is a real situation I've gotten myself into
>>34560219
I know if I stop I won't get the explanation I want though. I just want him to say out loud how he really feels about me and not say what he thinks I want to hear. I need to hear him say he doesn't give a shit and he's ready to move on, which shouldn't be that difficult for him to say if it's true.
>>34560220
This is my assumption. That he's ready to move on but won't say it because making people cry makes him uncomfortable. What's worse is making people neurotic because you refuse to tell them anything.
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>>34560229
It's your fault you only wrote atoga as the title
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>34560234
Fuck.
Off.
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I kinda want to make a tattoo but just for the pain. I am curious how bad it hurts
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>>34560237
Damn somebody's triggered
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>>34560238
stab yourself a bunch of time with a needle
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>>34560233
>"Based thread"
>Thread made by some idiot with an image comparing abortion to slavery
>"Cringe thread"
>Timely made
>Image of frogs stacked on top of each other

I see where your dating issues are coming from
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>>34560234
>I know if I stop I won't get the explanation I want though.
You’re not going to get it if you keep hooking up with him, either. It already would have happened if that were the case.
>I need to hear him say he doesn't give a shit and he's ready to move on, which shouldn't be that difficult for him to say if it's true.
It would be difficult for him to say because there’s no way for that to not hurt you, but he also won’t say it because that would prevent him from continuing to use you for sex.
He’s bad news. The guy is mistreating you. You need to move on and accept that he doesn’t care about your feelings or offering you any closure. He has no respect for you.
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>>34560241
It is not the same
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>>34560229
On self respecting boards people make new threads when the old one reaches bump limit
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>>34560244
>I see where your dating issues are coming from
Projecting.
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>>34560244
You’re totally right but you’re also being a cute dork who’s angry we aren’t posting in her frog thread rn
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>>34560234
That other guy forgot your (you)
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>>34560247
it is if you're fast enough
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>>34560248
This is a slow enough board that it doesn’t really make sense to bake a new thread until we’ve hit the image limit, which usually happens on like page 8.
If you’re gonna be a hall monitor do it correctly bro come on.
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>>34560191
No manches
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>>34560250
Yeah and?
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>>34560254
He never said if they were 2 logs, they could be needle dicks.
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>>34560260
That's a good point
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>>34560254
it will fit if there is a will are
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>>34560245
I need him to hurt me. I need the honesty and he won't fucking give it to me.
It's not like I don't also enjoy the sex so I don't begrudge his interest in that or him hitting me up for it but
>He has no respect for you
is clearly true. Even if he's gaslighting himself into thinking he does he's being selfish and convincing himself he's being sympathetic because he's giving me scraps of attention.
He is a broken person who is straight up incapable of considering how his inaction affects others because he's in crisis mode and can only think about himself and I'm so resentful of the fact that he deluded the both of us with his love bombing in the beginning and that I was fucking right about everything when we had our first fight like 2 weeks in to the relationship in February of last year. I should have taken the temper tantrum at face value and let him bring me home and never talked to him again.
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I think the next thread should have a Goku in the OP image instead of a political statement
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>>34560256
That hat is way too big. That’s just silly
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>>34560247
Isn't it though? That's the original way of doing it.
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>>34560267
Superman>>>>>>Goku.
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>>34560267
this reminds me of the comedian show they're replacing Colbert's late night show with. The host said that "the show will not be political" lol. They sure do love sucking Trumps dick.
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>>34560275
We don’t have to do this. They’re both cool for different reasons
Superman is the better superhero and Goku is the better Hong Kong cinema pastiche
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>>34560263
It's designed to push a baby out. I'm sure I can make it work with enough lube.

>>34560275
Weebs aren't ready for that conversation.
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>>34560283
Dragonball shitters aren't weebs.
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maybe I'll make funny tik toks and get a gf like that
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>>34560238
I’ve only had a stick and poke done before, but it didn’t really hurt too bad. It felt like repeatedly getting pricked with a needle for about forty minutes.
Getting a “real” tattoo with a gun probably hurts more since the needle moves a lot faster.
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>>34560291
That's no kind of job for a white man.
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Brunch with femanon
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>>34560289
Weebs can also like Dragon Ball you peasant. Dragon Ball is good.
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>>34560291
I remember something on reddit a long time ago of some girl whose bf got popular on insta and suddenly his inbox was filled with dms from hot girls. So if you get really big, technically you aren't wrong
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>>34560298
Then they are sub 80 iq retards or under the age of 14.
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>>34560275
>>34560282
>>34560283
>>34560289
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>>34560296
I had too many mimosas and now I'm being combative in the parking lot
Your move
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>>34560299
>So if you get really big, technically you aren't wrong
No one gets big on social media unless they're already good looking and cool, it won't fix anon's problems.
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>>34560303
>wrestling in the car with drunk femanon
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>>34560301
I was introduced to it on cable when I was like six years old, but the manga is honestly great. A couple of the movies are good too, especially that latest Broly movie. Sue me.
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>>34560302
This is you.
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>>34560305
You sure you want to do that when I can start screaming about kidnapping?
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>>34560296
okay i want the pancakes
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>>34560303
I'd join in.
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>nerds calling each other nerds
It’s a doggy dog whirl
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>>34560311
>posts vermins nibbling on food
That's bad
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>>34560309
You think this is an insult but ive literally compared myself to her here before
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>>34560306
Are you JH?
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>>34560319
Grim, that's grim
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>>34560320
No, I’m a white guy. You have a hair trigger dude; this is like the third time I’ve seen you or somebody else get this wrong.
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>>34560315
No groin, no eyes, ears, piercings, or hair.
I think I understand the point of boxing gyms now I want to hit something but punching the person I'm actually upset with isn't what I want.
>>34560319
No offense to Mayim or yourself but are you fridge shaped or is it something else?
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>>34560316
I prefer 2010s nerd culture from when i was a nerd. 2020s nerd culture is 99% men trying to act "nonchalant" and calling each other cooked for industry and hating on indians
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>>34560319
As long as you dress better than her, you should be okay
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>>34560326
>from when i was a nerd
>implying you stopped being a nerd
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>>34560325
The piercings rule is reasonable but I think you should take them out anyway just to be safe.
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>>34560325
i dont think im fridge shaped, i have a waist to hip ratio near 0.75 i think. Id post a pic if i had my phone on me. I just have an ugly face like her and i cant take a hint
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>>34560326
Sounds insufferable.
I was your age in the 2010s and it was already a more cringey version of 2000s nerd culture in my eyes, and the gen xers thought a lot of nerd culture in the 2000s was a cringier version of their nerd culture.
A lot of our gripes are legitimate but it’s just funny how it happens
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>>34560330
sorry typo i meant "kid"

I remember when i was 9 and asked my parents for a raspberry pi for my birthday. When i was between 8-12 my divorced father would take me to afterschool coding classes every weekend. I learned Maya Java and C++ when i was 10 and prompted forgot it all when i got to college
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>>34560335
She's actually not ugly at all when she's styled properly but the down turned mouth corners and nose shape aren't ideal. Like she looked way better on jeopardy than she does here.
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>>34560341
>every weekend. I learned Maya Java and C++ when i was 10 and prompted forgot it all when i got to college
That's replaced by AI anyway already
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>>34560324
>wrong
I asked.
I did not call you that, I don't do that.
Don't be disingenuous now.

She has defended dragonshit in the past and that's why I asked.
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>>34560333
>Just to be safe
the only one I'm really worried about is the eyebrow since the ends of that one screw in. The others would just unclick and come out, it'd hurt a bit but probably wouldn't leave any damage. The eyebrow on the other hand is a metal bar underneath my skin. It would bleed like crazy.
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>>34560345
>dragonshit
It’s great shonen fren. Have you read the thing?
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>>34560341
I don't think those glasses are good for his eyes.
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>>34560335
She is an example of what I think of when I read people online say “mid” so that probably just makes you mid, not ugly
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how do you feel about the late 2000s hollister fashion coming back
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>>34560356
I'm no /fa/cel
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>>34560348
>The others would just unclick and come out
How confident are you on this?
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>>34560356
It's too soon. The trend cycle keeps shrinking in length and now you have a little bit of every fashion era post 1920 available but it's all trash.
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>>34560302
I call dibs on Penny because she plays Harley Quinn.

>>34560301
Or Mexican, or Black.

>>34560306
No one, and I mean no one, can match the aura of OG Broly. It was like Dio and Hulk had a baby.

>>34560356
Jesus, I hope not.
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>>34560351
>fren
You are trying really hard for me to dislike you.
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>>34560335
Grab your phone and post a pic.
Come on.
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>>34560359
Very. Not that they would do so completely painlessly but 2 of them are studs that pull straight out of a backing and the rest are hoops that click closed and open fairly wide I pull them out by accident with shirts sometimes and it's nbd.
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>>34560356
>2000s hollister fashion
examples?
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>>34560371
Mid rise bootcut jeans and a hollister sweatshirt that's probably blue, red, or pink with some uggs do you not remember
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Not leaving this room is making me go insane
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>>34560370
Alright. Let's have us a good, clean, post-brunch domestic dispute. I've notified our lawyer in advance, he's waiting to post bail. *throws chair*
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>>34560375
So go outside, hang out at the library, it's free.
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>>34560378
The library is just another room
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>>34560378
It is closed today. I will go to the kitchen and then take a walk later on. But I forgot libraries existed
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>>34560381
Well every building is composed of rooms, but there are books to read there. If you hate rooms go stand out in a field.
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>>34560375
You can go hiking with me.
I could throw you off a cliff if you get suicidal again.
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>>34560382
>It is closed today
What kind of shitty municipality closes the library on Sunday?
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>>34560384
>hiking
Does hiking imply mountains? Did you know that you can just walk normally on flat land like a normal person?
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>>34560377
You're definitely going to win but I appreciate you playing along
>>34560386
Nta
Mine is also closed
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>>34560384
I don't get suicidal and I am scared of mountain lions
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>>34560390
It's topical humor silly. Alpine divorce is hot right now.
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>>34560392
>Mine is also closed
That's dumb, the weekend is when most people would be going there. Is it because of budget cuts or religious shit?
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>>34560386
If they're going to close on any day it'd be Sunday.
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male anons i usually wear v-neck tshirts like this and usually theyre tight, what do you think of women that wear shirts like this?
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>''Men who make under $100k a year shouldn't even be thinking about dating. What are you offering a woman? a shared Netflix account and a dinner at Applebee’s? build some wealth first.''
how true is this?
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>>34560402
Inflation hit, its more like 150k right now
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>>34560396
>Alpine divorce
I haven't heard about that. Is that when you go to mountains with your partner and end up divorced?
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>>34560402
Not at all. Men who say this can offer nothing but money. They have no other desirable traits and will only go for women that see them as piggy banks, then wonder why their ass got left high and dry.
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>>34560400
The library should only close on public holidays. It's a public utility.
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>>34560401
>tight
Coom
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>>34560401
80% of all young women wear shirts like this, I don't think anything of it.
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>>34560402
It's betabuxer cope. Your crush lets tall attractive unemployed dudes hit for free then she buys them an uber home or lets him borrow her car.
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>>34560401
don't like it
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Femanons, can you even bounce on a 5 inch pp?
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>>34560409
>It's a public utility.
So's the post office, but they're closed Sunday too.
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>>34560401
Women shouldn't be allowed to wear shirts
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>>34560390
I like nice views.

>>34560394
>I don't get suicidal
Oh... disappointing.
Call me when you get there.
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>>34560420
yea
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ASK ME A QESUTION!!!!!!!!
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>>34560431
Are you obese and ugly?
>>34560427
>views
No time for views, watch your step instead so you don't kys accidentaly.
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>>34560374
I wear those btw
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>>34560433
I am decently experienced, but I mainly do the viewing during breaks.
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>>34560433
>Are you obese and ugly?
no yes
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I do I become more masculine?
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>>34560398
Not sure.
I'm doubtful that it's a religious thing though so probably budget.
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what do you guys think of reversible shirts, two in one
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woke up horny and humping my bed (again)
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>>34560442
Seems uncomfortable and tacky.
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>>34560442
Worthless and pointless.
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>>34560401
>v neck
>tight
yes
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>>34560420
>Femanons, can you even bounce on a 5 inch pp?
I can squat ass to grass or do splits on it. Dealer's choice.

>>34560431
>ASK ME A QESUTION!!!!!!!!
Why are you gay?
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>>34560406
No it's when instead of divorcing or breaking up with a woman he takes her on a difficult hike and ditches her there to die.
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>>34560445
>>34560447
:(
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>>34560438
Do you look like this
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>>34560442
Not hygienic
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>>34560450
Yeah, women would fall for it. I see it. I hate mountains, women typically like them.
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>>34560283
At worst, it will just tear a bit
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>>34560424
when did i last post something concerning?
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>>34560461
idk, I just wanted to post this
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>>34560461
nta but you often seem like you're on the verge of self harm
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>>34560450
I would never do that.
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popeye>>>>>>kenshiro
fist of the north star is just japanese popeye
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I have to book flights and a hotel for the trip to greece and im super fucking lazy and I hate this part of traveling
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>>34560461
I have positive concern about you mentioning before about posting your waist.
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>>34560464
ive never self harmed, well i mean my therapist disagrees but i dont see her anymore.
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>>34560467
What do you want in greece
>>
I will kill myself next week
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Where does a boy hide when women keep trying to use their penis expander 9000s on him
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>>34560472
see some churches and get a tattoo
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>>34560473
Good
>>34560471
Where are the body pics you promised
>>34560476
You wierd
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>>34560471
bruh...
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>>34560477
>You wierd
it is what it is
>>
Having black coffee and soup for breakfast.
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>>34560458
It wouldn't work on me though I have backpacking experience. He'd be much faster than me so he'd definitely drive away without me but I'd hitchhike back and stab him.
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>>34560484
>breakfast
Are you some calicel or something?
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>>34560485
But what if you deserve the dumping
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>>34560443
Nice
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>>34560486
There is no rule against having breakfast at 3:30pm on a holiday Sunday.
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Do femoid here build their own pcs?
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>>34560486
They might be hawaiian
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>>34560486
No, I am not any kind of Americuck.
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>>34560471
lmao that's a good one.
>>
frml
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>>34560493
But still new worlder, right?
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>>34560496
Yes, the newest part in fact.
>>34560492
Pic related.
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>>34560491
>Do femoid here build their own pcs?
I've built all of mine.
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Should I have a 9th mimosa or should I switch to liquor?
>>
I need some chocolate
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>>34560501
should've done liquor first for pregame, then mimosa, not the other way around
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I wonder what JH thinks of her bf getting into Dead by daylight?
https://youtu.be/YebqRYaTVNg?si=nKiOFdzZGmadRz21
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>>34560497
Old worlder me getting ready for sleep soon
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You will eat Bratwurst in Bratislava.
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>>34560491
Sorts, im buying parts for a compute node from used components to supplement my macbook, so i can learn CUDA and HDL and linux server management.

>Q670 Industrial MiniITX
>Core i5 13600
>2x8GB DDR5
>RTX 3060ti
>Xilinx NVME LiteFury FPGA
>Adafruit E-Ink
>seeed rp2350
>3D printed case

around $700ish when including the PSU and peripherals

this isnt a RGB gamer puke thing btw i fucking hate "pc master race" dweebs
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>>34560507
I hate slovaks
>>
You will walk barefoot in the snow. Your nose will be froze. And your toes will be froze.
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>>34560510
What's your opinion about the Czechs
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>>34560509
>>3D printed case
you'd think that would just melt by the heat
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>>34560501
why are you an alcoholic?
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>>34560516
Self harm
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>>34560517
cringe, this goes into my folder
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>>34560514
are you stewpid?
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>>34560513
I like their whores, but they're meth head psychos
>>
Women have you ever sent nudes or lewds to somebody? What about someone you weren't dating?
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>>34560402
>>34560416
Every time I read posts like this, I am deeply thankful that my parents didn't take that job offer in Boston when I was little, so I was able to grow up in Europe.
Even the worst day in my life here is better than the best day in muttmerica.
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>>34560517
You self harm by drinkage and druggery.

I self harm by traveling to distant parts of the world where no one knows me. So that I can become more depressed and lonely than ever before in deserts and plains and vast, cold tundras

We are not the same.
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>>34560488
He can dump me but it's not cool to leave me in the woods with no navigation, supplies, or ride home.
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>>34560521
yes

>12 years old
>>
I think I might have dissociative identity disorder
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>>34560528
This tracks, unfortunately.
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>>34560526
But what if you deserve the life in dangering
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>>34560532
Psychopathic question
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>>34560521
When I was in high school a teacher told me that he would call the police and tell them I had stolen a lot of money and I would go to jail. Unless I sent him pictures of my vagina and breasts.
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>>34560529
I have most of the dsm 5, but i don't think about it much.
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>>34560536
Yes. I like to play up the psycho part of myself when online.
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>>34560528
You send nudes to a 12 year old? Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>34560509
>CUDA
Fuck CUDA. All my niggas hate CUDA.
>linux server management.
Pretty easy, actually. Especially on Red Hat platforms.
>around $700ish when including the PSU and peripherals
Not to reinforce stereotypes, but this is very Jewish of you.

>>34560521
>Women have you ever sent nudes or lewds to somebody?
Yes, I used to send them to my best friend because she would give me her critical opinion. Now I send them to my wife.

>>34560505
Actually fucking insane that it took this long to add Jason.
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>>34560531
>>34560540

no, some grown man in chicago has my shitty tween nudes

i think this is common for women my age
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Moids, are your kitchen knives sharp rn?
Will you check?
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I cleaned my room will femanon stop calling me someones demonic son now?
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>>34560541
>Fuck CUDA. All my n hate CUDA.
Spoken like someone who hates employment
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>>34560540
It's true, I was that 12yo. I can still see the payots on her nipples.
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>>34560505
SWEET BABY BOY!
*FOAMING AT THE MOUTH*
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>>34560548
do you still goon? still demonic
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>>34560554
Is gooning just jerking off? I will not stopping jerking off sorry
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>>34560554
>do you still goon?
If so, hmu

>>34560550
I don't like AI. Also, these jobs aren't worth the cost of living in those areas.
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I used to dream about a teacher being my dad, is that normal?
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Women, r8 my doucher cosplay
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>>34560545
My brother sharpened them once, not sure if it worked though. He had some idea to start a neighborhood knives sharpening side hustle, I told him it didn't seem like a good use of his time because he already has a job at a bank. He never has any money because he's a spendthrift.
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>>34560559
>Thinks CUDA is only for AI
omg
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>>34560557
To women gooning is just jerking off. I had to explain the difference between cooming and gooning to one woman recently.
They're vwry different things. One is healthy and normal, other is sick and wierd.
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>>34560543
Why don't you forget about it by finding some random bro at your university to fill your mouth with semen? Why didn't you drink the cum out of that thing like a hamster sucking on the tube of its water bottle?
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>>34560525
Thats debatable. We all get sick and have the same vices. It's just about how you explore your recovery. I wish I had the motivation to exercise.. but I don't
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Is “heathen” a pejorative word?
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>>34560565
I don't understand what gooning is
>>
I don't get how someone can become addicted to porn, it's fucking gross
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>>34560521
Yes, I sent a tit pic to my then-bf who was on a work trip because I thought the dick pic I could demand in return would prove he was in his hotel room and alone
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>>34560568
Yes.
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>>34560560
I once dreamed about my obese, bald Drama teacher flashing his pecker to the entire class
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>>34560543
>>34560528
Actually accurate.
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>>34560568
>>34560572

Hey! All my friends are heathens. Take it slow.
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>>34560568
Sure, they used to burn heathens or something
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>>34560570
And I don't understand how you became addicted to that weird over the counter gas station heroin shit, but here we are.
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>>34560577
if you could turn back time, to the good old days
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>>34560566
gluck gluck gluck
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What does human female titty milk taste like? Human females that have produced titty milk, have you tasted it?
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>>34560583
When mama sang us to sleep
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>>34560582
oddly specific, are you confusing me with someone?
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>>34560565
>One is healthy and normal
lol no, healthy and normal is not rubbing your genitals
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>>34560572
>>34560578
I thought so. I wonder how different the world would be if King James didn’t translate the word “goyim” to heathens.
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>>34560564
>thinking AI is what it's only used for
>knowing AI is what it's mostly used for
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>>34560590
Show me your genitals
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>>34560586
Its sweet like cereal milk.
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>>34560593
kys
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>>34560593
I can't put my penis in your college degree
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masturbation is sin!
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>>34560599
I can't have sex with your personality
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>>34560569
And you're a male? How can you not know?
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>>34560586
Lowkey tastes like almond milk.

>>34560593
I'm a sexual tiger and I feed on vagina

>>34560600
>masturbation is sin!
Jesus died so I can slobber my clam at Mach 3 speed on the reg
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>>34560565
Would you mind explaining it to me?

>>34560566
thats not very nice
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I've never had hawk tuah :(
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>>34560601
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
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>>34560590
Cooming once a day is more normal than suppressing sexuality completely. That's neurosis.
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>>34560603
Because I thought Gooning referred to a movie about a group of kids and their retarded friend finding pirate gold on the Oregon Coast
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>>34560606
>thats not very nice
Au contraire, casual sex is very nice. And you should embrace that niceness by having sex with as many people as possible. You owe yourself a hoe era.
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>>34560606
>Would you mind explaining it to me?
Gooning is when a guy strokes it for hours without cooming, usually when scrolling instagram or tiktok. I don't approve of that. Just look at what you need to look at to get off and move on with tour day. I try to be disciplined with it, although sometimes i take so long that it slips into goon behavior.
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healthy and normal is having sex with women everyday but Peter Thiel HATES you and won't let you do this
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>>34560590
I like touching (his) and prefer to have mine touched than touch it myself.

Probably why I haven't orgasmed in so long
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stop molesting your own genitals anons!
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>>34560593
(;)
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>>34560616
Do you think he is the Antichrist? Do you believe in the Antichrist? I feel like the Antichrist is alive today and we have a number of candidates for that role in today's world.
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>>34559828
I'm alive how does that make you feel
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I need to be breastfed right now.
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>>34560621
>>34559828

Awww yeaaa-ehh I'm still alive
Ohhhh yeahhh-ehhh I'm still alive
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>>34560621
nice but how did you even drink it
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>>34560625
Boofed through the anal cavity
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my other personality is very effeminate, I hate it
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>>34560620
nta I agree and it scares me, everyone is so evil these days
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>>34560620
Thiel is the shabboest of goys
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Oh, Roland, email is for geeks and pedophiles!
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>>34560600
My penis got longer and more sensitive the more I masturbated
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>>34560631
And people with jobs.
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Be honest, one of your reasons for moving away was White Flight. Wasn't it?
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>>34560620
I don't believe in it but it describes very well why are things happening the way that they are
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>>34560623
let me suck it
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>>34560640
are you going to breastfeed me?
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>>34560641
I think it is because he ignored me his whole life
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>>34560620
I feel like the antichrist would be very different than the rumors and lore. Its hard for me to imagine that they would be evil or preach evil.
But I guess evil is subjective, innit?
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>>34560641
my father has aspergers but i am not privy to his masturbation habits
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>>34560650
Do you think his autism made him want to rape or molest you?
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>>34560641
>Is that why you are now the way you are?
no I'm like this because both of my parents neglected me
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why do I have dreams where I'm being raped? what's up with that?
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>>34560628
There should be strength in feminism
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Bored
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>>34560633
I have shared the secret on the art of stretching.. multiple times.. itt. My guy.
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>>34560650
That's a schizoposter. Don't react to it.
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>>34560657
people just make fun of me and call me a fag, even my dad called me a fag when I was a kid even though I'm straight
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>>34560659
hiii
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>>34560665
Hi :)
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why are cashiers always so cute?
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>>34560643
To hold my man's head close and have the liquid gold erupt in his mouth is better than nutting.
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>>34560670
Um that’s for babies
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>>34560656
Dreamed about (him) last night
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>>34560670
I need this in my life
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howdy
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>>34560674
Do you think you can meet someone in your dreams and they are dreaming of you to?
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>>34560668
have any brothers and sisters? do you also hate peter thiel?
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I wish I could stop dreaming about (her) the more I try to not think about her the more I dream about her.
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>>34560679
No
Who
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>>34560668
Euro Elf?
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>>34560684
Huh
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>>34560641
No aspergers, just a violent junkie.
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>>34560676
fake country
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Men, serious question

Why should women date YOU, when they could just date Chad instead?
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when I was a kid (10) went to my backyard naked and masturbated, what was wrong with me?
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>>34560693
>was
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>>34560690
I don't think Chad is real
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>>34560694
well I'm not a degenerate these days
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>>34560696
Good boy
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>>34560680
sucks
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>>34560690
I have a 7 inch penis
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I need to use my glasses again :(
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>>34560625
It sprayed a lil on my mouth and nose. Why do you keep saying I drank it that's a bit of an exaggeration.
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Women NEED casual consequence-free and good sex. Men do NOT.
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>>34560707
you said you drank it
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>>34560689
and gay
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>>34560713
Nuh uh I said I ingested it you're putting words in my mouth
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>>34560711
why not both
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>>34560716
ok
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>>34560695
Ok, put it this way:
You're all at a party or some kind of social gathering. You meet her and get along, but she also gets along with Chad, who's taller, fitter, more charismatic, funnier.
Why should she still bother with you?
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>>34560718
Why did you do that?
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>>34560716
If you don't behave yourself I'll start putting cocks in your mouth instead.
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Can schizoposter post his schizowhip? I need a good laugh
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>>34560696
Degeneracy is dangerously based. Within reason, what would be an acceptable level of deviancy in society?
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>>34560720
NTA
Worthless r9k-tier mentality on your end.
Why would I bother with her?
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>>34560720
she might be weird and like me instead for whatever brain worm reason she has. Also being charismatic and funny doesn't make you a good partner
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>>34560711
>Women NEED casual consequence-free and good sex.
The only thing I need is to be held at night by someone I'm deeply in love with while they spoon me and rub my clit until I'm crying.
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>>34560728
That's not the point of the question
Imagine if it's your crush or dream girl. Why should she date you when she could get Chad?
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>>34560727
oh I don't judge degenerates I'm just saying I'm not one
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>>34560715
Every one has a hint of gay? Is it not a spectrum?
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>>34560731
Gay
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>>34560689
>>34560715

NO.png
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he is thinking about chad again he is jealous that chad won't fuck his anus because unlike him, chad is not gay
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Do women hate it when a guy has brown hair but red facial hair?
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>>34560736
Sar
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>>34560732
>That's not the point of the question
Weird of you to assume I care about your point.
Be a better person, anon.
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>>34560737
Chad would fuck his ass for sure
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>>34560690
Because I’m chad
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>>34560730
No, but being kind, reasonable and inquisitive does. So does having passion as well as promoting the pursuit of knowledge and happiness.
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how do i make my cum not taste absolutely foul? i like making my gf swallow my cum but she's described the taste as like horrible bitter salty battery acid
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>>34560731
Uhhh I second this
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>>34560733
No need to reply if you arnt answering my question, desu
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>>34560748
pineapples but I never tested it
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>>34560731
>>34560750

.. With a force of a thousand suns!
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>>34560690
They shouldn't 2bh
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Did you know the Mayans based their calendar around a 9 month cycle, because of pregnancy?
Pretty cute imo.
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>>34560739
A close shave and/or v short facial hair is prime. But you do you. No one wants all that beard.
20/20 would braid my man's pubes tho
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>>34560689
I can think of a much faker country
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>>34560761
stop you are going to make my pp hard
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>>34560748
taste it yourself, faggot
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>>34560759
sadly they were wrong about the world ending in 2012
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>>34560690
>serious question
right...
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>>34560676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cydkTy6GmFA
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>>34560748
Strawberries and vodka
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>>34560722
its synonyms to me
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I hate that I get very anxious if I don't have something in my mouth (like a toothpick or something)
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Anons i just foud the phoenix mirror! Time to go find master chen!
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>>34560763
my cum is for she not for me
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>>34560752
feels rude not to say anything, sorry
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>>34560773
Good job. *head pats*
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>>34559173
>Is Dawn Of War 1 the best in the series?
>>t. Steam sale
2 is the best
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>>34560748
eats lots of pineapple and if you smoke, stop smoking
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I just ordered an AC.

And paid for new pj shorts.
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>>34560771
Fair enough but that makes it sound intentional
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>>34560739
I'm biting my lip so hard rn that I taste copper
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>>34560711
This would solve incels' problems. Women would have no reason to gatekeep pussy for Prince Charming only and Prince Charming wouldn't be able to claim millions of pussies.
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>>34560787
ok sorry
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>>34560788
Just to get red facial hair?
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You know what sound that all women universally find sexy but nearly all modern women have never heard? The intense raw primal scream a man makes when he kills a large charging beast with his sword or spear.
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>>34560788
My beard looks kinda pubey though.
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I will eat an orange :3
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OWWW
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>>34560805
Lucky for you, it will feel at home next to my pubes.
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>>34560794
It's ok but I think it'd have been funny if I ended up in the hospital or dead
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My friend's friend has 0 interest in me
Time to entertain the hinge roster
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>>34560810
I have eaten at least 100,000 calories worth of mango in my life.
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>>34560802
Men still scream like that when they make kills in cawadoody and super mario
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>>34560802
i want to hear my mans soft pant and whimper against my neck while his member throbs inside of me.. i dunno bout everyone else.. i can't speak for other women
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Gah! La di went to hong kong and took the dragon mirror with him, and i dont have enough for a boat ticket! How will i avenge my father now?!?!
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>>34560817
i have no friends
>>34560813
i am lucky to have lived this long and still feel that i may not make it to tomorrow
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Femcels did this:
https://youtu.be/FDEAiTmmKJQ?t=118

>>34560822
shut up, you racist whore.
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the orange squirted on my eye :/
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>>34560818
mmm with a sprinkle of tajin and juices running to my elbows
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I never played the shadow the hedgehog game.
is the ps2 version any good or should I buy the gamecube version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RglxkcgMXPQ
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>>34560827
Retard
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>>34560834
that's mean :(
it really hurt you know?
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>>34560833
The ps2 version was fine.
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>>34560835
>>34560827
Fuck off, grown ass man.
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>>34560837
are you sure? because I remember the ps2 version of sonic heroes not being as good as the gamecube version, the cool water effects were missing in the ps2 version
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>>34560816
no
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>>34560839
yes and? >:(
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>>34560748
Pineapple and picking up chewing mint gum as a habit.
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>>34560845
You've been told countless times before, you are not cute.
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>>34560826
It's not crimus, it's not even july yet.
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>>34560849
I know that already, I'm not trying to be cute
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Every man needs that Sasuke Uchiha arc where they shut everyone out, leave it all behind, and only focus on getting stronger.
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>>34560660
My penor is long enough. Apparently it's "problematic" at its current length
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>>34560854
going through that right now.
man naruto used to be so good
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>>34560842
You were worried about me weren't you
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>>34560802
I don't think I'd find that sexy I think I'd find it alarming. Like I'd be glad he took care of the threat but not aroused I'd be in fight or flight mode because, charging beast.
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My butthole itches.
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>>34560845
Quit typing like a chick, you zesty faggot.
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it's raining pretty good outside, it's all quite in the house and dark, I feel so horny I don't know why but I really get in the mood when I'm in this scenario, so relaxed and comfortable yet I'm not with anyone nor have I ever been.
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>>34560854
Every man needs that Asuma Sarutobi arc where they fall in love with and marry their childhood sweetheart, acts as a father figure to his students, and tragically dies because his direct superior is a dumb fucking cunt, leaving behind his pregnant wife with the child he'll never get to meet.

SO MANY GOOD PEOPLE DIED BUT SOMEHOW MIGHT GUY AND SASUKE'S BITCH ASSES ARE STILL ALIVE?

Kishimoto better hope he never runs into me in a dark alley.
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>>34560854
>only focus on getting stronger
Does getting fat and addicted to MMORPGs count?
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>>34560875
naruto should've ended at the five kage summit.
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Why is the male fantasy so disgusting?
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>>34560872
I love how triggered you guys get by this lol
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>>34560871
Because you don't chew mint gum.
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>>34560849
>>34560872
>AAAAAAAAAH A MAN USED A SMILEY FACE, HOW CAN WE MAKE HIM STOP
This shit is so embarrassing
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>>34560859
yea
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>>34560883
>moids jerking off to posts with smiley face getting triggered rn
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>>34560883
That's not it, don't be disingenuous.
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I like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEegtJFiKSg
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I have a budget of $5,000 for Pokemon cards
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>>34560891
Reminds me of belldandy.
https://youtu.be/66DG82wTV1w
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What happened to all the nice single femanons that used to post here?
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>>34560896
If you're a scalper you should build a guillotine.
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>>34560878
Fuck no
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>>34560901
BV ate them.
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>>34560901
Moids happened
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>>34560901
got bfs
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>>34560902
I’m just a disenfranchised ‘99 zoomer male with disposable income and no prospect of finding love, let me be
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>>34560886
Aw ain't that cute
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>>34560908
neat sex toy!
>>
Happy to say that my teeth no longer hurt.
Go to the dentist people, especially when it's just starting to hurt, because that's a sign that it's going to get worse, and by then you'd wish you were dead.
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>>34560910
Can you please punch some scalpers and hand out product to children?
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>>34560896
The pokemon grift is dead, tardre. Get into bullion instead
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>>34560914
I have to twerk for the scalpers because they have all the good stuff
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I should become a male prostitute
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>>34560916
Pathetically peggable male experience.
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>>34560875
Guys alright. He’s comic relief that was over glorified at the end. Sasuke was a total faggot though. You can accurately predict how much of an emo weeb someone is by their opinion on Sasuke. If they like Itachi they’re probably emo weebs and a queer.

Anyway. Asuma was goated and should have gotten to live. Peek male role model. Shikadai was the truly expendable mentor for Shikamaru.
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>>34560883
It's more the attention seeking
>>
The year is 2026, all women are now online prostitutes to some degree. Thank you feminism for saving all of us.
>>
the more I keep a schedule the more I feel like I'm losing my mind
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>>34560901
They started dating fat and balding guys :^)
>>
Am I the only one that hates whales? They’re such fucking dickheads. The Japanese did nothing wrong.
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>>34560927
Thank you feminism for emptying my balls
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>>34560927
Imagine if feminism didn’t exist. BlueValkyrie would be sitting at home on diet pills like she should be, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, not bothering a soul, as she watched whatever bullshit tv show she spams until some bespectacled nerd that would have been an incel in our timeline gets off work and comes home to smack her retarded ass around for burning water.
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>>34560922
Real. I hate Itachi. He's such a whiny little faggot, which explains what he loves his whiny little faggot brother. Only person I hate more is Danzo.
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>>34560939
You guys are really gay if you think itachi is a queer icon, Trap chasers.
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>>34560939
Pain is up there too. The whole Shippuden arc was fucking gay. Sasuke should have been the villain and Naruto should have finally manned up and finished what Hiruzen and Danzo started. TUD.
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>>34560941
No that’s a known observable fact. Itachi fans are all emo queers and fat women that like Lena Dunham.
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>>34560929
>They started dating fat and balding guys :^)
I spotted you on /gif/ btw
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>>34560927
Thank you feminism for not having to marry this bitch boy
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How does thia make you feel?
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>>34560948
Feminism can't marry anybody, it's a movement, not a person.
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>>34560942
Sasuke did nothing wrong
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>>34560948
Sadly that’s all you were ever destined for anonette. What do we do with the dysgenic goblins that refuse to date the other dysgenic goblins? On its face they don’t seem like they would be an issue weeding themselves from the gene pool yet they seem so determined to fuck up society for the rest of us.
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>>34560949
what is thia
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>>34560949
I sort of get why women want to fuck murderers when I see her.
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>>34560949
Terrible people can have the occasional good opinion.
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>>34560946
what are you doing on /gif/
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>>34560875
>>34560922
nta but hopping in to get my 2 cents in
Guy really should've died after throwing nothing but straight fisticuffs with Madara. Feels like a copout that they let ninja jesus heal his supposedly unsavable body.
>>34560941
Itachi showed no interest in women throughout the whole series so we are forced to conclude that his only possible romantic interest is his cool shark best friend
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>>34560948
How much for a pussy spread pic? Do you do custom vids?
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>>34560959
Pic unrelated of course
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>>34560962
>Itachi showed no interest in women throughout the whole series
Did you guys come from another dimension?
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>>34560968
Yeah and after he drugged her with his ninja magic he went fully celibate and started painting his nails
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>>34560968
>the ching chang Chongs slaughtered the Bing bang bongs and made the ding dang dongs mad
You guys seriously watch this shit
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>>34560962
>Itachi showed no interest in women throughout the whole series
madara mentions him killing his lover
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I drank half a bottle of wine and survived it.
Now for another 1-2 months of abstinence until I can drink the other half.
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>>34560954
>Desertion
Capital offense
>Treason
Capital offense
>Killed multiple allied nation samurai henchmen
Capital offense
Don’t get me wrong I’m sure Obama would have traded three captured Akatsuki for him but he is objectively lined up against the wall and shot in the real world under any leader that isn’t a total pussy.

In the grand scheme of the plot though…yeah he was totally irrelevant. Like he never did anything of note until the final battle. Most overhyped nothing burger of a character ever.
>Killer Bee
Got handled, team bailed him out, threw some fire at him, Bee dips
>Itachi
Let Sasuke kill him. Suicide by faggot.
>Danzo
Decrepit old mutant that got complacent and forgot to check his mag. The entire Danzo plot line was a waste of time to begin with.

Thats it. Thats all he ever did past the Chunin Exams.
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>>34560972
>>34560973
Jesus christ you guys are seriously retarded. Take your bullshit to the /b/oilet.
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>>34560946
>>34560961
>what are you doing on /gif/
I was fapping.
What were (You) doing? >>>/gif/30681160
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>>34560972
>Celibate
We all know that isn’t true. Dude was getting sharked on nightly.
>>34560973
It’s one of those shows that starts out good, then goes to shit, then all your friends are obsessed with it chasing the dragon of the first couple seasons while you constantly tell them it’s shit.
>>
the urge to self harm is strong today
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>>34560979
Nta but I am also a fan of WMXF racial dominance pornography. Let’s be frens.
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>>34560979
Don't tell me that you think that's me because they used the old as fuck emoticon.
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>>34560981
>Dude was getting sharked on nightly.
Finally, another intellectual in the thread
>>34560974
He was 13, calling her his lover is a gross overstatement
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>>34560978
Told ya fat bitches that like Lena Dunham also like Itachi. It’s because they usually haven’t figured out they’re dykes and he’s one of the most feminine male characters.
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>>34560976
>Desertion
>Treason
Ok, bootlicker. Not wanting to be used as tool of war by a corrupt government that has once attempted to have you killed before is completely justified.
>Killed multiple allied nation samurai henchmen
They were doing battle and they attacked him first after he had already told them he would kill them if they tried to stop him. Similar to how we don't execute former soldiers of the countries we conquer.

Attacking Killer B for the Akatsuki and manipulating Karin (who was morally grey herself) is the only actual bad thing he did. The Hidden Leaf did way worse things than Sasuke ever did.
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>>34560982
Try out some auto-erotic asphyxiation instead
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>>34560986
Plus same clan so…incest…yeah. This tracks for the Uchiha trannies search histories.
>>
I like it when women call my penis cute
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>>34560985
Curious that you didn't deny it at first.
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>>34560994
I was curious why a woman would go to /gif/ but turns out it was a gay guy, so gambit failed I guess.
>>
Can alcohol alter who you are or does it reveal your true self?
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>>34560990
I'm not a gooner believe it or not
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>>34560999
And? Do you want to cut yourself?
>>
Do you think whorish women should repress themselves or should they put it out?
>>
>>34560997
Nothing in that post implied they're attracted to men?
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>>34561001
I'm trying not to do it.
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>>34561003
They should put it out to me, exclusively.
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>>34561006
And I'm trying to give you an alternative
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>>34560989
>Bootlicker
Commie faggot
>Not wanting to be used as a tool of war
You know being a child soldier is entirely optional in the Naruto verse right? He could have just gone and made ramen or done security or something.
>By a corrupt government
The government wasn’t corrupt. They were factually planning a coup.
>That has once tried to have you killed
For planning a coup
>Is justified
Nope
>They did their jobs preventing him from breaching the perimeter it wasn’t his fault
He murdered innocent nobodies attempting to prevent him from breaking in to a peace summit. Oh yeah and that means we get to add breaking and entering to the list but that’s just small potatoes for his rap sheet.
>Attacking Bee
>Manipulating Karin
Aaaand there it is. The BPD schizo fem can only defend the fellow BPD schizo fem and the minority.

Hang the faggot.
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>>34561009
can you give me a less degenerate alternative please?
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>>34560992
It's the perfect size! A boyfriend dick if you will.
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>>34560998
If you do something while drunk I believe you would have also done that sober if you were less of a bitch
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>>34560998
Alcohol tends to lower inhibitions, which can reveal some of the things you're holding back. But one could argue that your inhibitions are also part of who you are, which alcohol alters.
Depends on how you choose to look at it.
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>>34560982
Self-ham instead. Go get a nice bologna sandwich
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>>34561010
NTA. Commies are the ultimate bootlickers.
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>>34561011
Lift
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>>34561012
one of them said it would be cuter if it was smaller and now I envy people with small dicks
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>>34561017
By definition. Every communist government ever in history immediately defaults to a dictatorship and these retards still lap up the bullshit like Itachi does the ink Kisame left on the floor.
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>>34561011
Baby steps anon
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>>34560875
to be fair they were pretty retarded when asuma beheaded hidan. i would have jumped in, grabbed his severed head and ran off like a crackhead with it
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>>34560987
>he’s one of the most feminine male characters.
>kills nearly his entire extended family on an order
It's like you guys are serial posers for what the show is about?
Quit projecting your faggotry onto a character you know nothing about except looks.
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It's so hard to get pussy in the USA. I think rural communities, towns, "villages" are starting to dry up. I rarely see young people in these areas anymore. Did everyone move off to the cities? I should probably move to a city but I have no interest in participating in "Society." I dropped out of college years ago, haven't worked in over 6 years. Is it over? I mean to me it doesn't feel like it's over because I feel like I have evolved and transcended "societal norm."
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>>34560979
Based thread
Not like I'm biased

>>34560998
>Can alcohol alter who you are or does it reveal your true self?
There have been studies on this. It literally changes the way you think. It doesn't just make you uninhibited, it effectively makes you someone else.

>>34561003
>Do you think whorish women should repress themselves or should they put it out?
I think people shouldn't be afraid to be their most genuine self. If you want to be a prude, there's no shame in that. If you want to be a freak, let it fly.

>>34561010
They were planning a coup because THE GOVERNMENT WAS FUCKING CORRUPT. Danzo being able to do the shit he did with no oversight is proof of that.
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>>34560958
Probably a different reason why
You aren't attracted to her murder
She's just a pretty lady
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>>34561026
Based and Ed Kemper pilled
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>>34561030
Being biased doesn't mean you're wrong.
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Women who's your favorite moid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF-93e26uys
My Roman Empire.
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>>34561035
Exhib.
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>>34561028
I mean they didn’t give him a whole lot of character development
>Emo femboy
>Has ponytail
>Joins elite unit
>His objectively evil family are plotting a coup because they are all inherently evil
>Kills them all on orders
>Spares brother
>Runs away and joins evil organization
>Paints nails
>Swallows hammerhead on the reg
>Finally suicides himself by said brother
What part of a femboy tranny mass murdering people and then suiciding themselves isn’t correct?
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>>34561010
>Commie faggot
Bootlicker
>Not wanting to be used as a tool of war
Wanting to leave or change that system gets you labeled a terrorist criminal regardless of what you do
>The government wasn’t corrupt.
Yes, they were. Oppression of groups, state sanctioned assassinations, child soldiers, unwilling human experiments, orchestrating conflicts, no democratic elections or legal accountability, etc.
>For planning a coup
He was 7 years old
>Nope
Yep
>He murdered innocent nobodies attempting to prevent him from breaking in to a peace summit. Oh yeah and that means we get to add breaking and entering to the list but that’s just small potatoes for his rap sheet.
Killing armed combatants who willingly engage you in battle is not murder. This is why criminal charges are not brought against soldiers of countries we are at war with. Regardless, what's legally justified is different from what's morally justified.
>Aaaand there it is. The BPD schizo fem can only defend the fellow BPD schizo fem and the minority.
Idk what you're even saying
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>>34561038
the rapist?
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>>34561039
>Has ponytail
Native american dudes should rape you. Having a ponytail isn't feminine.
>Finally suicides himself by said brother
He had a terminal disease, you illiterate.
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>>34561030
Where is the evidence of this corruption? I’ll wait. Hiruzen was an exemplary Hokage.
>B-but Danzo!
They could have just killed Danzo. They chose to depose the entire government. Because it was never about corruption. It was about Madaras descendants being ass mad that they never got the seat of power and they never fucking deserved it. They have been the objective villains throughout the entire story.
>B-but Madara was good once!
>B-but Itachi was good once!
>B-but Sasuke was good once!
>B-but Obito was good once!
And dey dindu nuffin right? Fuck off.
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My wife made the mistake of telling her family how much I make and now they want money.
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>>34561050
Lol
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Any femanons on FeetFinder? I pay top dollar.
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if I was my own dad I would've beaten myself too, god I'm such a worthless son
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Larp larp larp larp
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Anytime I try having a conversation with my brother his girlfriend suddenly stops what she is doing and walks in the room and starts trying to talk to him. Why are women like this? I literally hate women.
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>>34561050
>now they want money
Sounds like their problem
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>>34561048
>Hiruzen was an exemplary Hokage.
nta, I agree with most of your points so far but calling Hiruzen an exemplary Hokage is actual crackhead behavior.
Hiruzen didn't do shit and forced Naruto to live in poverty for shits and giggles. Dont get me started on how he handled Orochimaru either.
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>>34561052
Nobody pays top dollar on feetfinder.
You're all indians.
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>>34561055
plap plap plap plap
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>>34560998
I think the filter is part of the true self.
Alcohol turns off the filter.
I will do things I wouldn't do sober. But sober me wouldn't be judgemental of the stuff drunk me does beyond "well that was dumb and not safe" it's not like I start yelling racial slurs and tripping children.
So I guess my answer is neither. Alcohol makes the true self temporarily retarded.
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>sasuke, your brother itachi...whatever happened there
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>>34561042
I thought he was a virgin?
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when I'm depressed I watch humiliation JOIs to make myself feel worse, I don't even masturbate to it.
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>>34560670
Mama mia
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>>34561063
rude!
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>>34561071
Bit of an odd maladaptive coping strategy you got there bud. How's that working out for you?
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>>34561069
Ignore the jealous faggot who makes shit up about posters he doesn't like.
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Is this what you wanted?
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i turned 27 today im old hehe
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>>34561078
why do you type like he's not literally here?
right now
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>>34561074
Prude!
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>>34561076
it's as useless as everything my therapist told me, but at least I feel validated in a way
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>>34561080
in a world of hehes and hahas i am a hoho
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>>34561022
The Hidden Leaf was literally a dictatorship with their own Stasi and everything. You sound like the real communist here.
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>>34561071
Enjt coded
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>>34561088
no I'm not your crush entj, sorry to disappoint
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The true reason why men love The Roman Empire is cuz the romans fucked each other in the butt
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>>34561093
does imagining men being really into buttsex with eachother make you like them more or something
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>>34561040
>Bootlicker
Bug eater
>Wanting to leave
Perfectly acceptable. Just not with your nations enemies right after they assassinate your fucking head of state.
>Change
There’s an established way to do that faggot. And again Hiruzen did nothing wrong
>Get labelled a terrorist no matter what you do
You just leave. Peacefully. You don’t join the enemy with a head full of state secrets to actively join enemy combatants. Sasuke would have been droned in our world and nobody would have blinked.
>Oppression of groups
One group. Who objectively have been the evil ones throughout all of history. Quite literally.
>State sanctioned assassination
Find me a government that doesn’t do this?
>Child soldiers
Willing participants. They can just quit.
>Unwilling human experimentation
Yes that was criminal. Had it been brought to light Danzo and Orochimaru would have been indicted. As evidenced by it happening to Orochimaru.
>Orchestrating conflicts
Again point to the government that doesn’t do this. It’s called foreign policy deal with it.
>No democratic elections
It’s a military appointment in a feudal state. They didn’t go after the feudal lord of the land of fire. They went after Konoha exclusively. It’s like watching Dementus take over gas town and pretend he’s the protagonist kek.
>Accountability
Orochimaru was one of the most powerful ninja in the village and they went after him.
>He was 7
So were Madara and Obito once.
>Yep
Nope
>Killing armed combatants
Roll up on an army base and kill the guards. See what they try you for.
>War
He represented no nation therefore he is a…
>Legal vs Moral
Yes. Murdering innocent people is legally and morally wrong especially when you are breaking into their property. They are both morally and legally justified in stopping you retard.
>IDK WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
Your therapist lied to you about trauma and bipolar disorder because it’s easier to dope you retards up on SSRIs and Xanax than treat your BPD/Histrionics
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>>34561084
new ring, who this
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>>34561045
Fun story I was actually at the bar that faggot from 1883 was at when his pig tails got caught in the microphone when they had to cut him loose. He was drunk as shit and his boyfriend did it. Then he drove off and offed himself out of embarrassment. Not over the braids like everyone said. It was because we were all laughing at him.
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>>34561048
They weren't Madara's descendants, dipshit. Also, none of the were evil, just vengeful. Madara's brother was killed by Tobirama. Itachi was made to slaughter his clan to spare his brother because Danzo flat out said that if they rebelled, they would kill everyone. Obito shunned by the village, left for dead, manipulated by Madara, and had to watch the only person who loved him die. Tobirama even said they're not evil, they just love too hard.

>>34561093
They were all bootlickers and boylovers. Modern men yearn to be gay and treaded upon.

>>34561097
>So were Madara and Obito once.
As was Hitler.
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>>34561093
f
i like having pp in my booty. like alot. but i don't have a man sooo that sucks for me
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>>34561045
Yeah it’s called AIDS
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>>34561101
>Fun story I was actually at the bar that faggot from 1883
Funny rothschild vampire joke.
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Do you think my coworker noticed me blush when she helped me? She always says immediately hi too when we see each other at work. I want to marry her and jump up and down from joy :D
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>>34561115
Gay
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>>34561115
She had better be a pony
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>creampies 18-year old freshman girl who just got to college
>ghosts and ruins her forever
How does this make you feel, zoomie bros?
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>>34561115
She's getting dick from someone who doesn't use emoticons.
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Where oh where have you been
My love
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>>34561120
girls love emoticons
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>>34561119
Crazy how a nigga can be balls deep in a girl and the only thing on is mind is what other men think of him
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>>34561097
>Perfectly acceptable. Just not with your nations enemies right after they assassinate your fucking head of state.
He was 12, and the leaf elders let Orochimaru do what he wanted for years
>There’s an established way to do that faggot.
No, there is not. They don't have any elections or legal accountability.
>You just leave. Peacefully. You don’t join the enemy with a head full of state secrets to actively join enemy combatants.
He did leave peacefully, and they pursued him and tried to forcibly take him back, and Sasuke had no state secrets that Orochimaru himself didn't already know about.
>One group. Who objectively have been the evil ones throughout all of history. Quite literally.
There were thousands of generations of Uchiha living in the Leaf and you can only cherry pick a few people. The Uchiha didn't even side with Madara.
>Find me a government that doesn’t do this?
Doesn't make it justified, does it?
>Willing participants. They can just quit.
They're children, they can't genuinely consent to fighting in a war and most don't have a choice. Also what about the Root orphans?
>Had it been brought to light Danzo and Orochimaru would have been indicted.
Danzo was never helf accountable for anything, Hiruzen and the elders let him act with impunity.
>It’s a military appointment in a feudal state. They didn’t go after the feudal lord of the land of fire.
Fancy way of saying dictatorship, and the daimyos are even more corrupt and disconnected.
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>>34561126
>>34561102
>>34561097
Shut the fuck up already it's a damn cartoon
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>>34561087
And who were the stasi? Oh yeah…the literal fucking Uchiha
>>34561102
>They weren’t Madaras descendants
Cousins whatthefuckever. Every villain in the series is a fucking Uchiha or controlled by one.
>They weren’t evil
I’m sorry who tried to destroy the world again?
>Madaras brother was killed by Tobirama
And instead of taking that up with Tobirama personally he decides to nuke a long fought for peace with his gay little tablets
>Itachi murdered his entire family
Sounds pretty evil
>To save his brother!
Oh well…
>If they staged a coup
Hmm. Maybe. I dunno. Just don’t stage a coup? Here’s the kicker for me. His dad was the leader of the clan. He killed him anyway. Maybe he could have just…you know…killed his dad? You know…the thing he did anyway. Then he is the clan head and everyone is A-Okay.
>Obito was shunned
No the fuck he wasn’t.
>Left for dead
Uh he literally told Kakashi to take his eye and dip
>Manipulated
By…another Uchiha. This is a very predictable pattern.
>Had to watch the girl he liked die
And that was absolutely not Konohas fault.
>Tobirama said-
Tobirama said a lot of retarded shit
>They love too hard
They murder too much. And like half of them are gay so…
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>>34561129
Its a slow day, let the two anons have fun. They might even kiss after its all over
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>>34561137
>And who were the stasi? Oh yeah…the literal fucking Uchiha
The Uchiha were the common police force. The Root and Anbu, who got their direct orders from Danzo and Hiruzen, were the Stasi.
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I'm gonna need a size queen
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>>34561147
For what size?
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a hug would be great right now
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>>34561150
Mine
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I am GOING TO DIE of lack of PUSSY HELP
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>>34561137
>Every villain in the series is a fucking Uchiha or controlled by one.
Actually, they were being controlled by Kaguya, who is who all Senju and Uchiha descend from. Kind of a copout villain if we're being honest.
>Just don’t stage a coup?
It wasn't their fucking go-to. Hiruzen should have stepped in, but he was too busy burying a fence post up his ass to take a side.
>No the fuck he wasn’t.
He was, just like Naruto was. The villages don't give a shit about orphans.
>Uh he literally told Kakashi to take his eye and dip
He realized Kakashi was fucking useless and couldn't move a couple rocks. Classic Obito W.
>And that was absolutely not Konohas fault.
The shinobi wars are 100000% the villages' fault.
>Tobirama said a lot of retarded shit
The nigga fought a war with them, I would value his opinion over someone like Danzo or Hiruzen, who don't know shit.

>>34561147
I'm a queen, but I'm a medium at best.
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>>34561165
I am GOING TO DIE of lack of DICK HELP
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>>34561116
>>34561118
>>34561120
It was love at first sight when we first saw each other at work a month ago. After we talked, my other coworker asked me if I knew her. It was exactly like out of a corny romantic comedy :D
*Jumps up and down*
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>>34561147
Hmm?
>>34561152
*hug*
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>>34561172
Have you tried pussy? It doesn't just keep you from death, it gives you life.
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>>34561176
Okay but are you just going to make secret googly eyes at her until she disappears from your life?
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>>34561147
all women are size queens they just cope because they men they love usually arent big themselves
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>>34561179
im not a lesbian
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can someone go back in time and kill me before I'm born? thanks
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>>34561172
Didn't you get pumped and dumped a few months ago and crash out
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>>34561191
No
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>>34561183
That's terrible. Hopefully one day they can find a cure.
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>>34561126
>He was 12
And? He was doing the same shit at 16. Big school shooter vibes.
>Orochimaru-
Was a wanted criminal.
>No there’s not
Uh yeah there is. If enough clan heads raise the issue the council relents. The truth is nobody liked the Uchiha because they were cunts.
>He did leave peacefully
With the Sound 5. To join Orochimaru. Who was a wanted criminal. That had just murdered Hiruzen. Yeah. You’re retarded.
>Orochimaru already knew-
That’s not how that works.
>There were thousands of Uchiha
More like dozens
>Living peacefully
Until an entire generation of them decided not to. Their stint as not being total cunts lasted what? 70 years. And that’s just the ones we know about.
>It’s still not justified is it?
Yeah. It’s called foreign policy. You fuck with your enemies.
>Theyre children!
More capable children than you have ever been or will be
>They can’t consent
They quite literally can
>What about the ROOT orphans?
Surplus population. Bah Humbug. Seriously though that didn’t impact the Uchiha in any way and had nothing to do with the coup. It was a power grab. Plain and simple.
>Danzo was never held accountable
Neither was Sasuke
>Fancy way of saying dictator
Look it’s not how I would run shit but Hiruzen was a way better leader than literally any other dictator by comparison. Notice the streets devoid of homeless and shit? Notice the distinct lack of immigrants fucking shit up? How about the total absence of poverty? Even the child soldier war orphans you bitch about have a quality of life comparable to your average college freshman.
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Girls, would you ever suck a guy's dick to completion without any other sexual activity, or would that feel degrading to you?
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>>34561172
how
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Honestly I just want to die at this point. All these women will give me a crumb of attention, I'll grab it, and they'll immediately disappear. The only ones that don't are way uglier than me and know they're punching up hard. My options at this point are celibacy or fucking fat, disgusting pigs. They may as well not be human at this point; they're large, short, and stubby. What differentiates them from actual swine?
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>>34561145
>Anbu and ROOT were Stasi
No they’d be more akin to the NSA/CIA
>>34561167
>Kaguya sucked
Yeah straight rip from Adam/Eve and Cain/Able. Further evidence for my position on Uchiha being unanimously evil though.
>Hiruzen
Was based
>They don’t give a shit about orphans!
How many foster kids have you taken in? Exactly stfu.
>Obito
Died like a champ. Then didn’t. Then died like a bitch.
>The Wars were the Villages fault
Takes two to tango…or in this case five. Before that it was decentralized murder sprees between clans. It promoted society the same way it has every other.
>Tobi over Hiruzen
Now you’re just being gay
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I hate taking shits. Why do I have to go through 40 wipes to get my ass clean.
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>>34561238
that's why I only poop once or twice a week, you are in control of your body anon NOT the other way around
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>>34561080
Happy birthday
>>34561086
Based and clause pilled
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>>34561218
Only women are allowed to post here.
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>>34561252
Every time I press 'post' I identify as a woman for that singular moment
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>>34561252
then why do I have a penis between my legs?
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I've been reading the World of Darkness lore and i think its pretty neato. Does /atoga/ like vampirekino
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More forgivable now?
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Is it actually possible for a man to get over his first love and not have her haunt his mind in his later relationships?
My bf cried about her to me during our first few months together (I also was fresh out of a relationship, it wasn't ideal whatever). But for the past year he insists he rarely thinks of her at all, only in passing or if I bring her up. Is this actually possible? She was perfect for him in many ways that I am not, so I cyberstalk and think of her often.
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>>34561262
It's okay when women do it.
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>>34561265
>My bf cried about her to me
Lmao
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>>34561262
Hot
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>>34561265
yes, stop being a psycho
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>>34561265
Dunno but I'm still not over my first girlfriend 20 years later
Entirely possible it's because she remains my only
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>>34561218
No, I used to do it a bunch with my ex. If needed, I would just finger myself while going down on him.

>>34561233
>How many foster kids have you taken in?
I'm not the government and kids aren't getting orphaned in wars I am waging.
>Died like a champ. Then didn’t. Then died like a bitch.
Both times he died saving someone. First Kakashi, then Naruto. Mind you this is coming full circle because he is the reason Minato and Kushina died. I don't care what you say, you can't make me hate Obito.
>Now you’re just being gay
Hiruzen, in his lifetime, destroyed everything it took Hashirama's and Tobirama's to build. His headstone should read, "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own inaction."
He was a shit father to Asuma, allowed tension to come to a head with the Uchiha, allowed Danzo to operate his CIA with impunity, did nothing about Orochimaru (which ultimately killed him), and failed to prevent third great shinobi war. He's effectively the James Buchanan of Hokage.

>>34561262
>I'll fucking suck your dick
Disgusting. Horrible ending. 0/10
>I'll fucking eat your pussy
OMG 10/10 ABSOLUTE CINEMA THEY WERE COOKING
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>>34561265
very hard to get over a soulmate, if it is even possible
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>>34561262
>ywn be sexually abused by femlander and worship the ground she walks on to appease her at every moment
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>>34561180
What else can I do? I can't risk getting fired 0.0
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>>34561282
>I used to do it a bunch with my ex.
*Falls asleep*
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>>34561282
>Disgusting. Horrible ending. 0/10
Proof that men don't like having their dick sucked.
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>>34561238
This is why you get flushable wet wipes
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>>34560229
Many people by default simply filter all namefags, which means they also don't see threads created by them and will probably continue to make their own threads while ignoring the status of yours.
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I went from being very angry all week to very depressed
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>>34561295
Fuck you, that was one time.

>>34561297
Don't flush wet wipes. Terrible for your plumbing and worse for the environment.
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>>34561293
Well then, enjoy the day that's coming where you realise you have no more incidental contact with her.
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>>34561238
Get a bidet
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Moids, please understand that women that know their value are not going to justify what they bring to the table. They aren't going to have that conversation with you, ok? If you want to go have that conversation with other low value women you go do that. But we are not going to discuss or entertain that idea.
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I hate my high cheekbones so much
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>>34561238
Sounds like a fiber problem.
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>>34561262
The show just couldn't get rid of their hate liner for Trump
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>>34561310
Women have the most utterly bizarre picture of men, since they just wait for narcissists to pick them up.
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Imma sick fuck

I like my dick sucked
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>>34561310
Worrying about what you or your partner brings to the table is very low value.
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>>34561262
This show proves that the lowest a person go is being gay
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i once manage tolick the tip of my dick
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>>34561310
what is this 18year old talking about
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>>34561270
Yeah, I know it's cuckshit but it was before we decided we were serious and wanted to get married. We were also both virgins before we met so I didn't feel TOO cucked.
>>34561276
>>34561281
>>34561285
Mixed responses. I don't know if she was his soulmate. But they had a lot in common, interest wise and she is a very cultured person. I think the life he wanted to have with her also suits him better than the one he has with me.
Nowadays he says I'm his soulmate. And we are very compatible as people, but there are definite differences. I just worry he might long to be with the first girl he ever loved, who he would have been perfectly in sync with. Two peas in a pod, rather than peas and corn (as I'd categorize us... complementary but different).
Can I trust he actually likes me? Maybe I am being insane.
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I shaved my armpits today
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>>34561265
B R E A K U P W I T H H I M
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>>34561317
Jew producers really don't like Trump for some reason
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>>34561336
...moid or foid?
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>>34561340
>for some reason
Yeah, can't imagine why.
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I'm hotter, make more money, and am more interesting than everyone here and every foid's bf/husband. All the biological women here should be my concubines
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>>34561341
moid
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>>34561331
Watch the video asshole. How do you need this explained to you?
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>>34561347
I don't care. Sounds like incel-kun is trying to ragebait people again
>>
I will never have another gf, the first one mind broke me so hard I haven't recovered one year later
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>>34561345
How much do you make?
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>>34561334
Why did they break up? Also, your partner shouldn't be too similar to you anyway, that's why most people are attracted to the opposite gender in the first place.
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>>34561303
Bout what
>>
It looks like a lot of women are sauntering back into this thread now after they were out the last 2 nights getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s), their assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips are all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.
As you walk of shame back in this fucking thread with smeared makeup, cum dripping, aren't you whores ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Wouldn't your friends be disgusted if they knew your pussy was busted? Won't your boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
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>>34561330
I can get the head in my mouth
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>>34561361
man I wish I knew
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>>34561348
Only incels would get baited by that video, because there is nothing even baitworthy about it.
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My girlfriend wants me to put me in leashed collar and be her desk pet while I eat her out and she plays video games in a group chat with other men and openly flirts with them. What do I do, /atoga/?
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>>34561363
we all know you wish you were the one getting his holes stretched out by chad we know you are just jealous anon
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my ex made me wear a purple collar with hearts
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Reminder, incels don't exist.
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>>34561376
wdym
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>>34561282
>Im not the government
Let’s compare hmm. Our governments take in kids from crackheads and send them through a brutal turbo cycle of trailer parks and section 8 gibmedat fosters that molest and abuse them. Konoha gives them a shitty apartment to live in alone with presumably some degree of super vision, free education, and teaches them super powers. Yeah I’m choosing the second one if I’m an orphan.
>You can’t make me hate Obito!
Literally the villain. This is the issue with media. Twenty years of Gen X retards over shilling the idea that there is no such thing as objective morality and retarded BPD/Histrionic fems start empathizing with characters responsible for countless deaths and atrocities.
>Hiruzen destroyed
Nothing. He held shit together.
>Shit father
Literally wasn’t touched on. Asuma turned out great by all accounts so he did something right.
>Allowed tension to come to a head
Oh but when Danzo has them killed it’s suddenly a problem. BITCH MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
>Did nothing about Orochimaru
Except try to capture and imprison him like the criminal he was
>Failed to prevent the Third Shinobi War
Bitch he was dead. Your head cannon is irreparably fucked. Why can women never maintain a basic order of events? Why are you so retarded?
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>>34561351
$130k at 26
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>>34561379
He means incels are effectively depersoned, because women are evil
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>>34561339
Well I try not to be hasty. He's been extraordinarily loyal and patient with me since, but I fear being suddenly dropped by him because I'm not his true love or something. I just need to assess if it's an internally created issue.
>>34561353
Libido mismatch, she is openly asexual now and he is not so she broke it off before they formally dated. But he really loved her as a person.
Maybe this is me overthinking. We are 100% sexually compatible but I wonder if he'd ever pine over me as he did her if I were asexual. Maybe it isn't worth wondering, since they were inexperienced teens at the time.
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there is no such thing as an incel, just a pathetic excuse of a man that is too afraid of women and possibly gay
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>>34561381
I made more than that when I was in the border patrol. TDY money was so fucking sweet.
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>>34561345
What field are you in?
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>>34561379
Probably because you can't be celibate involuntarily, celibacy is a choice by the very definition of that word
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>>34561218
Occasionally like if he has to go to work and we don't have time to get messy but I'm feeling frisky. But I would be annoyed if he ever expected it or asked for it without planning on reciprocating.
>>34561238
You need more fiber man.
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>>34561381
You're indian though
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>>34561345
Kings didn't have to tell people they were kings and that they should submit to them, they just took what they wanted by force and nobody could stop them.
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>>34561345
I'm more interesting than you.

Tomorrow I'm finally going to play Mass Effect for the first time. What are YOU doing with YOUR Memorial Day? Wasting it, of course, at least in comparison to me.
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>>34561391
biomed
>>34561394
I'm white, shitskin
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>>34561399
>I'm more interesting than you.
But he has an axis 2 personality disorder. That's interesting, right?
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>>34561404
>biomed
>I'm white
Indian fucking confirmed, lmao.
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>>34561406
ChatGPT dropping TRVKEs
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>>34561345
>>34561399
Hitler is more interesting than all of us, but I'd rather be a boring but adequate good guy than a mentally ill quirk chungus
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You go over his place and it's furnished with cheap Amazon furniture (temporarily).
What are your thoughts?
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>>34561152
I need one sooo bad rn
:(
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>>34561418
I think I'm going to go find an amazon box to put >him in and take him with me.
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Why is it so rare for women to have a foot fetish, but it's relatively common in men?
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ANONS ANONS I JUST GOT A DOUBLE YOLK
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>>34561423
Didn't ask, trannoid
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>>34561419
a virtual hug is all I can do anon
*hugs*
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>>34561421
I think men are tuned more for fetishizing the body.
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>>34561423
Shut up.
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>>34561423
lucky!! :D
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hey femanon, want to rub knuckles with me?
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>>34561423
Holy FUARK
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wonder how different my life would be if I could turn my hair into dicks
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>>34561421
Neural overlap between erotic and non erotic sensory regions.
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>>34561423
OMG xdddd I LUV YOU!1
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>>34561381
And you still can't get pussy
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I was holding one younger cousin with one arm and playing pingpong with another with my other arm earlier today.

Girls, does this make you feel nice?
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>>34561432
>rub knuckles
Sure. Why are we rubbing knuckles.
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>>34561423
at first I thought this was an image of 2 cats fighting
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Women, do you prefer big dicks or average dicks in porn?
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>a large survey by Dr. Justin Lehmiller found that 18% of heterosexual men and 21% of gay and bisexual men reported foot-related fantasies, while only 5% of heterosexual women did
Footfags confirmed fags
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>>34561446
I always knew this
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>>34561444
Average
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>>34561437
Correct
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>>34560930
>Am I the only one that hates whales? They’re such fucking dickheads. The Japanese did nothing wrong.
Is this about that mural in texas getting painted over for fifa?
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>>34561451
NTA.
Wasn't your friend going to set you up with someone, or was that a different anon?
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I love millennial women, zoomer girls are devoid of personality
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just gooned to a smoking fetish girl named puwussycat

was a good goon
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>>34561381
HAHA, LOL, LMAO even

>>34561380
>Literally wasn’t touched on.
Nigga yes the fuck it was! Asuma left the village because of it and became the fire daimyo's bodyguard.
>Oh but when Danzo has them killed it’s suddenly a problem.
Hiruzen tried to either broker peace or put his foot down would be his duty as Hokage. Not Danzo overstepping his bounds to selfishly consolidate the power he was able to gain under Hiruzen's nose.
>Except try to capture and imprison him like the criminal he was
When it was too late. Not when he found out about his human experiments and illegal research.
>Bitch he was dead
Bitch that was the fourth war. The third is the one that killed Obito, that was mostly fought between the leaf and the stone villages, and that Minato had to end because Hiruzen fucking sucks at life.
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>>34561456
I feel like millennials are the most soulless generation since wwii gave millions of people ptsd. Millennials have pride in laziness and consumption
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Danzo did nothing wrong.
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>>34561451
I'm thinking you should shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down then
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>>34561464
I don't wanna hear that when you niggas grew up without good cartoons. There's a reason millennials don't want to grow up, and it's not just housing. The 90's and early 2000's were really just that peak.
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>>34561453
Yeah and we followed each other on instagram, had 2 exchanges of messages and then she just stopped responding lol. She still posts stuff to her notes and apparently on her close friends story, which my friend is a part of. He said she's apparently "going through it rn". I've considered the connection dead and now I'm back on hinge/tinder
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>>34561462
>Filler noncanon bullshit
Stfu. Sora was a fag too. Add him to the list.
>Reeeeee
Uchiha started it and you’re going in circles tranny
>He didn’t do it fast enough
You have no idea what investigative procedures are huh? Maybe that’s why you’re dinduing sasugay and his shitbag trash family so hard
>No the other one
Bitch who cares? He started the fucking fourth. The third wasn’t just Hiruzen going on a power trip and everyone knows it. He just showed up and did his job nobody believes he was the aggressor.
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>>34561466
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>>34561464
yeah but talking to them doesn't make me feel like I'm getting my soul sucked out
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>>34561464
>wwii gave millions of people ptsd.
Do you remember when ww2 happened?
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>>34561467
I've gotten plenty of pussy in the past when I was in college and a little after that point. Not sure what's changed recently. I look the same
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>>34561468
>There's a reason millennials don't want to grow up, and it's not just housing. The 90's and early 2000's were really just that peak.
There's some truth to this. We saw the world become a dystopia in our teens and 20s.
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>>34561381
I'm not hating because that's Top 5% percentile, but I made more than that at 26. And that was almost 2 decades ago. That's not really a flex in SF Bay area, or NYC, or Austin, or most other metro areas.
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Women, can you please explain what the fuck a "Healing Journey" is? I keep seeing this pop up on social media.
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>>34561471
>You
Uchiha's*
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>>34561478
riding the cock carousel basically
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>>34561464
The fuck are you yapping about, you tarded attention whore?
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>>34561439
Yes dad material
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>>34561478
It looks like it is cope for a woman being passed her "best by" date.
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>>34561468
i remember these shows being on when i was a kid
>Ninjago
>Avatar
>Korra
>Pokemon
>iCarly
>Victorious
>Sam and Cat
>Spongebob
>regular show
>Teen titans go
>Dora the explorer
>disney channel stuff nobody liked like dog with a blog
>uncle grandpa
>Looney toons show
>Ben 10
>Total drama

My favorites were Ninjago, total drama, iCarly, and sam and cat. around 2013 my parents switched from a big CRT to a flat screen.
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>>34561478
>>34561481
It's amazing what a good dicking can do to a woman. Have you seen that gif of the Olympian with obvious post orgasm glow, basically saying she doesn't care if she competes at this stage?
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>>34561473
1939...? What kind of question is that
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>>34561464
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>>34561478
Depends on the person, but it can vary from "do a lot of drugs and live like a rolling stone in the hopes that upending my life will somehow fix whatever is broken inside of me" to "I'm going to start therapy and try to address my traumas while making progressive changes to the way I live my life."

>>34561491
>Ninjago
Cringe
>Avatar
Based
>Korra
Based
>Pokemon
Based, but probably not the generations you were watching. It went downhill after Diamond and Pearl.
>iCarly
iCringe more like
>Victorious
Based, but Jori never happened, so cringe
>Sam and Cat
Cringe
>Spongebob
Based
>regular show
Based
>Teen titans go
Based, but not as based as the 2003 show
>Dora the explorer
Cringe, she never got deported for being a drug mule
>disney channel stuff nobody liked like dog with a blog
Cringe
>uncle grandpa
Cringe
>Looney toons show
Based
>Ben 10
Based, but got progressively worse with each iteration. Everything after Ultimate Alien was bad.
>Total drama
Based until World Tour. Everything after was cringe.
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State gender and generation. What movie(s) speak to your generation?
Examples:
>Silent Gen = Rebel Without a Cause
>Boomers = American Graffiti
Gen-X is funny because it is kind of split between early and late
>Early Gen-X = The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
>Late Gen-X = Reality Bites, Clerks
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>>34561507
Didn't one of thoae two marry a 50 year old guy?
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>>34561507
Your post is very familiar, i think i just read it on reddit!!
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>>34561513
Where on reddit?
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>>34561512
Yes, Elizabeth Gilles married a guy she met on the set of Victorious when she was 16 and he was 36. She's now 32 and he is 52. Good to know Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider wasn't the only one grooming them.

>>34561513
Says the catposter
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How do I get an 18 year old emo Polish girlfriend?
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>>34561522
Poland, perhaps?
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>>34561513
I'm going to make you cum
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>>34561518
>groomed
Do you have proof she has been or is being abused? She's 32 and still married to the guy so she should have the maturity level of knowing if she wants to suck a retiree's cock for the rest of her life
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Europeans don't get tomorrow off HAH!
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You know your future wife is posting her spread ass pics on discord right now, right?
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>>34561518
>>34561526
She was 15
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>>34561530
Tf you mean? My current wife is doing that right now.
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>>34561495
Can you do math of how old someone would be [right now] if they were enlisting age?
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>>34561530
Just my tits, honestly. Spreading ass is taste- and class-less.
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>>34561530
Discord, on the weekend? More likely she's getting fucked by Chad, which I'm not happy about, but there's fuck all I can do except be lonely for the rest of my life.
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Women my headphones broke
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>>34561531
Not saying it's not weird
Just saying this so far happy marriage probably isn't the right relationship to say "grooming"
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>>34561535
Bruh, there were 11 year olds in the military back then. They weren't exactly diligent about age verification during the largest conflict in human history.
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State gender
What constitutes emotional cheating? When does getting to know people, or a friendship cross the line? Is it intent? What if there is none? Are men and women allowed to have emotionally rich/intimate friendships with those of the opposite sex?
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>>34561537
Hot. But why not profit off them?
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>>34561540
Shoot, that sucks. Not fixable? ):
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>>34561535
Fun fact: the draft age was lowered from 20 to 18 in 1942 and FDR banned voluntary enlistment with Executive Order 9279, so every single person enlisted after December of 1942 was drafted.

>>34561544
>What constitutes emotional cheating?
I think it's up to your own discretion. When you're consciously aware of putting the other person before your partner or seeking or giving emotional labor that should be for your partner with the other person, then it's cheating.
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>>34561544
>State gender
M
>What constitutes emotional cheating?
Having an opposite sex friend that's taller than me.
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>>34561544
M
Emotional cheating is when, instead of nurturing a healthy relationship, someone seeks to satisfy their (non-physical) intimacy with someone who is not their partner. This has nothing to do with friendships, which are purely platonical and satisfy other emotional needs (community, for example). In emotional cheating, there are stronger romantic feelings involved compared to a friendship.
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I will get a gf one day. You guys will see
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>>34561050
Your fault for marrying a retard
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>>34561547
>>34561550
So if you feel "romantic" towards them, it is emotional cheating? What if there is no romance, but you are more able to be honest with or be yourself with your friend, or have more in common with them (and thus, more to talk about,) than your partner?

What if your relationship is getting very bad, so it seems that your friendship is better and closer? Are you supposed to pull back on the friendship? I was told that friends are there to lean on in such situations.
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How do I stop being pissed off thinking some other woman somewhere might find my boyfriend attractive or still think of him? Even if I'm pretty confident he wouldn't cheat, the thought of someone even seeing him makes me angry.
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>>34561562
Go back in time and be raised by better parents
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>>34561562
Start seeing all his undesirable traits and realizing you're probably the only woman that would put up with him?
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>>34561513
Very funny coming from someone who insists on having a username on 4chan
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>>34561546
Very low confidence of fixing it. Itty bitty enamelled wire
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>>34561547
Yes and how old are people that were 18 in 1942?
The current year is 2026.
That guy would be 102 years old rn.
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state gender (or not I don't really care)
how was your day!?
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>>34561525
What makes you so certain of that?
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>>34561575
Lookin at his vein
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>>34561562
You realize none of that shit even matters unless you're both virgins and each other's first partner, because if not then what does it matter? Cheating is a pointless thing to worry about, this society commits adultery and fornication like it breathes oxygen so you were never exclusive in the first place. It is what it is.
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>>34561575
M
Fine, did a bit of reading.
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>>34561578
What vein?
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>>34561582
That one /
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>>34561570
Shoot. Hope they're not too expensive to replace at least.
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>>34561540
nag
What kind of headphones?
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Men, would you become a double amputee to have an 8" pp?
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>>34561592
No.
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>>34561592
Yes, I'll give up both of my pinkies for an extra five inches
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>>34561586
>>34561590
Chinkshit iems, bought them a year or two ago and they were only like 30 bucks. I'm not surprised but I am disappointed
Silver lining is the units themselves are fine it's just one of the cables that fatigued and split
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>>34561592
Fuck no. Hands are more likely to make women cum anyway.
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>>34561592
If I am also a promised a loyal deranged goonette gf who uses me like a living dildo then yes, otherwise no.
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A foid just poured straight lime juice down my throat in an effort to wake me up and watched me choke unconscious for over a minute.
What does this mean?
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>>34561562
Why would that piss you off? I think my female friends would fell smug about that.
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>>34561600
>t. cuckold
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>>34561592
Nag, but I'd rather half that length whether he has limbs or not
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>>34561575
it was ok. life has been brutal lately and that feeling hasn't gone away, even though daily life has objectively improved. just making it to the end of the day gets daunting at times...but what else is a boy to do except make it work?
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>tfw no foid to pop my pimples and ingrown hairs for me
Why even live at this point?
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>>34561599
sounds like she soured your mood
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>>34559686
>Solutions: painkillers, pregnancy, menopause, removal
It's sad people actually think this is the only possible set of solutions desu
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>>34561602
That would be a cuckquean, technically.
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>Watching 2000s tv show
>I wonder who that actress is, im really jealous of her
>Google
>"Israeli singer and activist"
>Half her filmography is 90% police and military dramas
>Oh okay
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If body counts dont matter, sex isn't sacred, adultery isn't punishable, and no fault divorce exists then cheating literally doesn't even matter. The idea of a relationship is completely performative, subjective, and meaningless. "I want my partner to be exclusive" well they already fucked ten people before you and nothing binds them to you now, so what does it matter? It's just another number. Oh well, life goes on.
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>>34561602
this kind of post is always projection, the more insecure the bigger the latent cuck
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>>34561612
I don't know what I'm supposed to take away from this.
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>>34561612
uh what is your question for the opposite gender?
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>>34561604
Would you accept a nugget husband if he had a micro peen?
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>>34561618
Propaganda?
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I will become one with the machine and my imaginary gf will finally be real
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>>34561612
I thought you were pro-Israel.
>>
miss the girl i had sex with in college. (i actually liked her)

in fact i like everyone which is the tragedy of life because solipsism is true
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>>34561614
>If body counts dont matter, sex isn't sacred, adultery isn't punishable, and no fault divorce exists then cheating literally doesn't even matter.
This, but unironically. People in the future will view monogamy the way most people view waiting for marriage now.
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>>34561619
Male anons did you serve in the IDF for two and half years?
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I FUCKING HATE WHEN MY HANDS GET SWEATY FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
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>>34561629
Nah, not into murder.
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>>34561630
Get a pair of wen wan walnuts, you could probably put a nice patina on it in half the time it takes a normie
>>
now that the sun has gone down I feel a lot better :)
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>>34561629
No, I'm a gentile, and I'd like to think that if I was Israeli I'd conscientiously object.
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>>34561635
The sun has fallen, billions must sleep!
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>>34561634
ok they are not THAT sweaty
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>>34561638
but i just got all my energy back :(
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>>34561620
Fuck no lmao, would you?
Being with a micro would be the worst, you'd have to fake it and pretend it's pleasurable, while you both know it's not doing shit for you.
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I want a nerdy hag (30s) in the body of a 20 year old, is that too much to ask?
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>>34561592
I already have 7" without sacrificing limbs, so no thank you.
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>>34561645
hello
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I ate more than 700 calories today and I feel much better, is this why I always feel like I'm about to have a mental breakdown?
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>>34561642
I could, in theory. I'm built different.
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>>34561653
>body of a 20 year old
nice try, saggy
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>>34561658
Yes. Starvation affects the brain.
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>>34561653
Hi
What is your favorite Visual Novel and what is your favorite RPGMaker Horror game?
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Post gender
How do (You) listen to music: do you listen to random songs from a playlist, or do you listen to entire albums in order?
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>>34561659
you're built like a rotisserie chicken
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>>34561662
>What is your favorite Visual Novel
i dont play visual novels
>RPGMaker Horror game
i havent seen RPGMaker since i was a kid lol
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>>34561662
>what is your favorite RPGMaker Horror game?
nta but this is actually such a great question to ask foids, I'm stealing this one and keeping it in the back pocket for later
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>>34561663
Random songs from a playlist.
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>>34561663
I used to listen to full albums but now I only listen to a bunch of songs I like (mostly bauhaus adn anthem songs) over and over
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>>34561664
>>34561659
>ywn shove a beercan up BV and then put her on the grill
Why live
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>>34561664
Nope, I'm built like a springlock suit.
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>>34561661
maybe doing this for over a year was a bad idea
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>>34561663
M
random songs, I don't ever remember the song names
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>>34561663
M
Generally something like a curated playlist such as a breakcore playlist, a set playlist I've already made for a specific mood or genre, or I let the Mix function on Youtube ride.
If I want "Music" as in white noise I often listen to Phase connect Vtubers now.
Video Game OSTs are common for me as well. Kingdom Hearts, Pikmin, Zero Escape, Danganronpa, Sonic, Fire Emblem, Chrono Trigger, DK Country, ect.
>>
is sonic mania good or is it just nostalgia circle jerking?
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>>34561666
>i dont play visual novels
>i havent seen RPGMaker since i was a kid lol
My favorites are 999 for VN and for RPGMaker horror it's either Corpse Party or Mad Father.
I recommend them, especially 999.
999 is a good entry VN because half of the time is doing escape rooms instead of entirely reading.
>>34561668
It is a pretty deep cut and, with the right people, can create a strong mutual connection.
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>>34561679
If you like old sonic games then yes it is good, it isn't just cashing in on an aesthetic if that is what you are asking.
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what's wrong with self hate?
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>>34561691
deals continual psychic damage to yourself
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Hear me out, getting a little too curious of boyfriend always declining hangouts and wanting time alone downloaded a dating app to see if he's on there, he is. The photos look old because my bf is pretty chubby but he looks very skinny in them?
What do? Do I bring it up? Try to catfish him to see if its active. The skinny pics have to be old but fuck does he look cute I hate this :( none of the photos are any recent ones, one from the weekend I met him but thats about it mayne 8!9 months ago and all the about stuff seems like past interests
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>>34561692
it's hard not to hate myself when everyone else hates me too
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>>34561693
why go through this whole dating app rigamaroo instead of just asking him why you feel he's always declining and that it makes you feel bad? you're utilizing his behavior to try to confirm your own insecurities instead of actually addressing the issue
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>>34561695
You don't hate yourself because others do, you hate yourself because what you think others think.
What you think others think =/= what others think.
What you are actually experiencing are your own thoughts applied to the image of others in your head.
You need to live your values and see milestones in that and then you will hate yourself less.
You also don't hate yourself, you hate what you are. You can change what you are.
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>>34561693
Ask him if he would lose weight.
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>>34561641
You're probably a night time person anon
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>>34561695
everyone else does not hate you, this is part of the psychic damage thereof. "if i hate myself, other people must as well". open your mind, dumb girl
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>>34561608
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>>34561693
How did you get him to match with YOU?
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>>34561700
I do not think that is a girl
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>>34561693
B R E A K U P W I T H H I M
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>>34561697
>>34561700
but even my so called "friends" make jokes at my expense all the time, I'm not imagining things fuck even my own family does that.

And I'm not a girl I don't know where you are getting that from.
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>>34561696
Well apparently he's sick and he asked me for space because I've been bothering him all day long. He does that sometimes when he's overwhelmed but he's always running off to visit his parents and will decline planned hangouts with me so I'm a bit fishy because who wants to spend that much time with their mother
>>34561698
Kind of cute as a fatty ngl
>>34561705
We met on Instagram
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>>34561708
i take the piss out of my friends constantly, and love them to death (and vice versa). you're talking about orthogonal things.
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>>34561709
>We met on Instagram
No you retard how did you find him on the dating app
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>>34561688
oh that's good to know then, because I remember how much people hyped up sonic generations back in the day and I thought it was just ok
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>>34561709
he visits his parents a lot so maybe he's cheating? come on, anon. why even be with him if you trust him so little?
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>>34561699
it seems to change after a few months, sometimes I have energy at night sometimes I have energy during the day. it's weird
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>>34561709
>Kind of cute as a fatty ngl
No, moron, I mean as a hint that you've seen his profile.
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I'm very starved for attention today
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Girlies
You have to be the one to discipline our daughters because apparently I'm a huge sucker. Will you be able to handle it?
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>>34561561
>Are you supposed to pull back on the friendship?
No, you're meant to work on your relationship, or end it if it's not what is right for you.
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>>34561723
No we are having sons and one daughter. I can feel it.
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>>34561663
Either albums in order or "radio" from some songs I like and then discover new songs that way.
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>>34561722
You get used to it
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>be lower class
>avoided the usual low class trashy things like smoking, excessive drinking/drugs, tattoos etc and no criminal record
>now deep into adulthood and I'm still a low class peasant working around other low class people and living in the hood

Should I have just embraced my environment? I thought I could figure out a way to not be what I am but God shut all the doors when I tried to escape my status
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>>34561726
So as long as you're working on your relationship, it's ok to maintain close friendships with the opposite sex?
>>
when I need attention I just have people on /b/ make fun of my penis
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skinny women have the best armpits
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I have to listen to everything in mono this is cancer
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>>34561666
>i havent seen RPGMaker since i was a kid lol
Look up Hylics
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>>34561737
have you thought of not doing that though?
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>>34561722
same my loneliness got me like daydreaming and shi. Imagining a sexy many tenderly fucking me and softly kissing me fr
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>>34561710
We live in the same city a few blocks from each other
Looks like the account is an old one. I sent it a message just in case >>34561720
We had plans for 2 weeks for today last minute he messages me after telling me he was excited to see me that he needs to go have dinner with his parents like he cant tell them no? If he's visiting his parents constantly he's a titty boy like every other day and they live an hour away he tells me they'll get mad if he doesn't but like to ditch plans with me when we had things planned is ridiculous
Like I get spending time with family is important and way more important than a girlfriend I guess ( I dont want to hangout with mine constantly) but the way he tells me he has to or he'll get in trouble is very odd
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>>34561741
I try not to daydream too much because that just makes me very depressed but yes I really need someone to cuddle with
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>>34561579
>>34561741
lmao
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>>34561736
why
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>>34561740
If I could've I would've
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>>34561746
because their armpits are extra concave
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Why can't men understand that it really is harder for women to be single than for men. We have to deal with stuff that men don't have to and yet we get almost no empathy and understanding.
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>>34561748
that is not even a word
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>>34561743
Last update, I guess I jumped the gun all photos are completely old and he's on his phone so much that he would have replied by now. I do trust him it's just weird with the parent thing and the constant asking for alone time I barely seen him but he lives down the street but when we are together he's nice and not on his phone I questioned his fidelity not to long ago and he has asked me to just trust him but trusting people is hard
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>>34561708
people are mean im sorry anon they might be doing it because they all like ganging up on you
find someone uninvolved woith all of them
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I feel like I am going to be alone forever. Maybe it is because I am sligthly autistic. Just seems like am impossible problem. I should try being a rice farmer in rural china
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>>34561751
Shouldn't she be watching the road? Why do women fucking do this? And she even is fucking doing the bird hands while driving are you shitting me right now? Just zero self awareness here.
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>>34561736
Speak yo shit my nigga
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>>34561752
concave is a word anon
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>>34561755
Talk to other autists
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My boyfriend is into chubby girls? Im chubby so I guess thats fine with me but I'm disgusted with my weight why do men like fat and chubby girls? I dont like being sexualized for my weight. It makes me feel nice he likes big girls but at the same time a bit weird
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>>34561751
do men get empathy and understanding?
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>tfw realizing that the strongest, toughest, most invincible men are all defeated by little girls
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need me a girl who sucks dick and smokes cigs!
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>>34561760
do you have a pretty face?
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>>34561760
Chubby girls are soft.
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I only like get horny for fat women on rare occasions it's very embarrassing
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>>34561751
I would fuck the absolute shit out of her
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>out of beer
How do I cope?
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>>34561759
where do I find them
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>>34561762
No, I don't think they get it at all. They are too self absorbed to emphasize with anybody. I wish they did actually get it, the world would be a better place if they could treat women like humans instead of pieces of meat.
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>>34561754
they are the only friends I have though, but I guess at this point they are doing more damage than they are helping
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>>34561770
Take aspirin
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>>34561751
It is sooo much easier and more pleasant to be a single woman
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>>34561775
I'm not that drunk. Maybe. 3/10
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>>34561778
Aspirin spikes your blood alcohol supposedly
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>>34561760
fat adds curves
curves contribute to female sexual characteristics
men like female sexual characteristics
not much else to say on it
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>>34561764
Why would a woman do that for you
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Pretty sure my bf (met on soc) is looking for a new gf to replace me lol. There's someone posting in similar threads to where we met, describing himself and what he wants from a woman similarly, even the tag alludes to things we've talked and joked about.
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>>34561663
F
Depends but I think I'm entire album leaning
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>>34561772
refusing to take part in your pity party doesnt really have anything to do with empathy
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>>34561782
idk but girls who smoke and suck dick at the same time are the best!
>>
I sucked a wiener.
>>
/atoga/, have you honored the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?
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>>34561751
I'm not sure what she is crying about here. Who is she even fucking talking to?
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>asmr girl I like is sudden't showing more skin in her videos
she is getting desperate huh? that's sad, coomers are to blame for this
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>>34561780
Oh shit that might be true. But I don't have aspirin. Will I get sick if I drink old sake? It's been opened for a year or two. Google says otherwise but I'm not sure
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>>34561790
she is just lonely but also needs to post on tiktok idk
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>>34561788
What condiments? Better have been ketchup.
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>>34561791
those dastardly coomers and their mind controlling coom-beams corrupting everyone, damn them!
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>>34561797
i'm gonna blast you with a coom-beam
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>>34561797
sex sells because coomers exist, free will is a myth we are all slaves to sex
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>>34561663
M
Depends on the album and my respect for their creative vision
Some are meant to be listened in a certain order some aren't
>>
im a metaphysical solipsist. other people probably do not exist. probably!
>>
In a relationship, is it ok to pick your nose in front of each other? What if you eat it?
>>
Why should I like women if they hate men in general on all social media platforms
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>>34561803
i'm gay btw don't know if that matters
>>
horror tik tok is pretty good actually
>>
>>34561795
cool tripcode, "Exhibanon"
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>>34561801
you are a toy. you are a child's play-thing.
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>>34561791
It's a slippery slope it always happens, you have to keep moving in most markets/entertainment especially in something as titillating as pornography (it's softcore pornography don't try to deny it) and there's really only one direction to go in porn.
Tldr woman moment
>>
Post gender
Could you date/marry someone who needs music or white noise playing (quietly) in order to sleep?
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>>34561793
How strong is the sake? Does it smell vinegary?
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>>34561808
Thanks!
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male anons do you think i should get this?
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>>34561787
I would like to see you cum with only sandpaper. This is amusing.
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>>34561817
Do you want to tell the world that you were molested? Because everyone I knew growing up that wore that kind of shirt got molested
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>>34561810
I don't get why people say it's softcore porn there is nothing arousing about it it's just relaxing
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>>34561817
Post tits
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>>34561817
Bitch you ain't the queen of Prussia
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>>34561817
I had a shirt like that. All the bedazzlements fell off though.
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>>34561819
sandpaper would prob make me cum ngl
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>>34561812
15.6% by volume. It smells mostly normal. Maybe a small hint of vinegar
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>>34561817
why do you use these v neck shirts
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I found a knife in my room :D
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>>34561817
Seems cool to me.
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>>34561832
Post knife
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>>34561817
You're not the right type for that shirt.
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>>34561838
I'm using it to scrape the poop crust off my asshole :D
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>>34561838
it's just a kitchen knife, nothing special about it
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>>34561828
I would advise against the sake.
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>>34561791
Which one?
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I can use my mouse with my left hand too, women are you impressed?
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>>34561845
It's over
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>>34561850
I can use >him with my left hand.
*sigh*
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>>34561789
I cum to you openly, and not by stealth.
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I'm never going back to flour tortillas
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>>34561802
Answer me
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>>34561841
Why?

>>34561836
Is that mercy?
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>>34561854
my post wasn't meant to be sexual....
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>>34561858
>Is that mercy?
No?
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>>34561802
What other gross things are you willing to share in a relationship?
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>>34561858
Can you see the frumpy girl from big bang theory wearing that?
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>>34561811
F
Probably
I can fall asleep almost anywhere if I'm not anxious about anything
>>34561817
Does it come pre doused in "mom's cigarette smoke" perfume? Like holy 2006 trailer trash I really am old if this is back in. It's not worth $18 I'll tell you that. It's worth what the person selling it on depop paid for it at salvation army which was probably like $3.
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>>34561826
>bedazzlements
you mean the seams?
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>>34561791
Seeing this a lot lately. Lots of ASMR girls are doing fansly now.
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>>34561836
I thought it said forgiven obesity
>>
I came across and noticed someone on /soc/ that has something deeply wrong with them. What is it called when someone has multiple alts/identities and just spends time messing with people with elaborate lies and backstories? What's even the end goal for people like that?
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>>34561802
Picking yes, eating no
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>>34561858
you're too fat
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>>34561861
Um, eating ass?
I’m not talking about sharing boogers
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>>34561867
schizophrenia
>>
>do big dick grueling work today (digging a massive trench for an underground pipe.
>Message girl I like on discord asking for her to call me a good boy if I finish today
>She says she will
>I message her updates throughout the day, she tells me to make sure I hydrate and says I'll be a double good boy if I do
>I do
>I realize while I'm dogging and working that even if I try my best I don't think I'll ever be as good at caring for myself as she would be
>It's like I can see the matrix
>I realize that even if I want to be a provider and protector and I work hard and do my absolute best to carry my weight it feels good to be "mothered" somewhat because she just pays attention to different things than me and she genuinely cares for my well being more than I do (I care about carrying my weight and working and doing my responsibilities more)
>Finish the job thinking about her calling me a good boy when I'm done.
>She not only calls me a good boy, she says I'm a big strong dependable man and that even though she knew I would she's impressed I kept my word.
>She says I'm a very good boy and that she'll say this more often in the future

I'm fucking cooked. I didn't know a woman could make me feel this cared for and good. I have to do whatever I can to be reliable. Men and women are meant to be together. I hope she feels the same when I call her a good girl for accomplishing her goals.
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>>34561872
No, they're not schizo, they're definitely social
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>>34561858
get something baggy instead
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So why do women hate men?
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>>34561871
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>>34561878
men prove time and time again to be disappointments and also bad people
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>>34561861
cum
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>>34561871
Why not? Can a woman lick your blood? Drool in your mouth? Pop pimples? Flake your scalp?
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>>34561863
Get with the times gram gram, whats old is new

>>34561862
well i mean im 21 and amy is like 35? Also i wear skintight shirts already?

>>34561870
Its literally my size? thpugh
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>>34561861
You :)
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>>34561883
>Can a woman lick your blood? Drool in your mouth?
god I need this in my life
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>>34561883
Why are you so disgusting you fucking hog
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>>34561861
I would be surprised if anyone ever fell in love with me.
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>>34561884
>literally my size
Not your shape kek
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>>34561884
It's a cheap whore shirt and you're not a cheap whore.
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I'm sick of being awake during the day, I'm staying up all night
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>>34561888
I think people are losing the idea of intimacy of a relationship. I'd feed >him like a baby bird if he lost his teeth and didn't want dentures.
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>>34561884
You got dem bingo wings
Floppy tits.
Flabby cheese grater tummy
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>>34561891
yeah, about that
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>>34561265
>But for the past year he insists he rarely thinks of her at all, only in passing or if I bring her up. Is this actually possible?
Yeah that's the magic of time and new girl pussy, ur good
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why are you guys so mean to kittenposter?
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>>34561894
how big was your largest polycul?
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>>34561895
my boobs are not floppy wtf

i went to see a plastic surgeon okay
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>>34561892
Night owling is fun until you realize you're an adult with responsibilities. Even night shift sucks because 90% of businesses are closed during your waking hours.
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>>34561898
I think most moids are stuck on chunnibyo mode and think it's supposed to work. It won't, but they keep trying.
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>>34561898
She's boring when you're nice to her.
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I'm gonna sniff all female posters ITT between the legs like a dog
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>>34561751
Why do people post themselves crying on social media?
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>>34561898
She's a boring shallow naive attention whore as well as a regular one who only engages with negativity and bullying
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>>34561894
I wouldn't trust you not to eat it first
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>>34561905
No!
Bad!
*farts in your face*
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>>34561901
whenever I have a job I like to work the nightshift
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>>34561910
Eat what? A relationship?
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>>34561911
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>>34561913
You'd eat anything
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>>34561907
>Why do women post themselves crying on social media?
ftfy but yeah you got me chief.
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I want to cuddle with a cute girl and rub my dick against her every now and then
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>>34561310
>But we
ywnbaw, larpers are weird af
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>>34561916
I'd eat >his ass clean off.
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>>34561914
you are going to gain all the weight back plus an additional 50lbs
>>
Research time.
Post Gender, ask ChatGPT (or your clanker of choice), to name a number, a shape and a planet then post results.
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>>34561898
couple of guys here just enjoy a F object to harass out of a combination of boredom, F hatred, and self contempt. And if she leaves it's her fault she isn't stacy, same with the other women who left, something like that
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>>34561900
Don't do it. Just do chest and full body exercises, pilates, also lift those small weights if you don't want to lift the big ones yet.
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>>34561920
>rule breaker would eat literal shit
Yes, we know.
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>>34561927
F
Number: 7
Shape: Hexagon
Planet: Mars
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>>34561927
Wtf is the point of this
>>
Women, would you let your bf put a collar on you?
How would you feel about putting a collar on your bf?
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>>34561930
She's a hamplanet.
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>>34561933
Just do it.
>>34561932
What model did you use?
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>>34561933
baphometic ritual
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>>34561934
How would you feel about running your dick through a meat grinder?
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>>34561925
I lost the weight over 2 years ago

>>34561929
are you stewpid? Whats 9+10?

>>34561927
F
>67
>Squircle
>40-Eridani B

>I am the clanker!
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>>34561927
42
Hexagon
Neptune
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>>34561927
Clankers tongue my anus
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>>34561936
chatgpt
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>>34561544
>Is it intent
Yeah I guess. Also depends on what both your boundaries are, probably.
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>>34561733
Nta, sounds fine to me.
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>>34561934
>Women, would you let your bf put a collar on you?
No! That's demeaning and degrading!
My gf tho...
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>>34561927
No
>>34561934
No
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>>34561940
>I lost the weight over 2 years ago
The schmaltzgeist is haunting you, biding its time. You'll let your guard down and it'll already be too late.
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>>34561562
Why angry? Do you feel they're trying to take him from you simply by finding him attractive?
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>>34561879
Didn't she kill someone while driving drunk or something?
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>>34561949
>schmalzgeist
lol
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>>34561952
Based
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>>34561934
Yes
No
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>>34561691
Bullying yourself is still bullying
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>>34561949
>schmaltzgeist
Please tell me where to find schamltz in the US, ive never seen it in the grocery store not even in north jersey
>>
Are women who work with animals more or less likely to be into petplay?
Any femanons here that work with animals that can answer?
Any femanons that have strongly considered work in that field that can answer?
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At what age does it become weird for a man to still be a virgin?
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>>34561693
Msg him and see if he responds. Regardless, you gotta talk to him later about it, and just ask him if he's on it or did he delete it yet. If the pics are older than your relationship, odds are it's fine.
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>>34561962
Past 30
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>>34561736
These are quads worthy
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>>34561962
In 2006?
20
In 2026?
30
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can an 18 year old girl really be interested in a long term relationship with a 30 guy?

can it truly go for life...
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>>34561962
how old are you?
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>>34561961
You're disgusting
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>>34561971
25
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>>34561961
Less. Obviously
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>>34561970
Something about actions over words or something like it. Just don't buy her things. Dont get cucked bucked and broken
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>>34561975
there's your answer
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>>34561962
40
You have no excuses left. Assume you are asexual
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>>34561972
Explain
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>>34561970
No. The 30 year old guy is a pedophile.
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>>34561970
you're a retard, she'll leave you once she realizes you're stealing her youth and you're immature. younger people are more aware of that now
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>>34561962
25
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>>34561985
she says she wants to get married tho and have white babies to further the white race :<
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>>34561760
Depends on what you or he means by chubby. It seems there's some stereotype that some black men are hella into fatass women. It's not something I'm familiar with, but to each their own. You can keep playing this game for different types of people, and none of us here know what he means or what you look like so our insight here is limited.

Personally, some girls have chub in the right places that are a good turn on, especially if they have a pretty face. They look nice to cuddle, warm to hug, and comfy to fuck and breed. But who cares what I think? Your bf likes you and that's what matters.
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>>34561783
Guessing you guys are doing long distance?
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>>34561989
lmao she's a teenager, she doesn't know what she's talking about. people age much more slowly now and if you do impregnate her, she'll resent you for feeling like her future was robbed and just leave you a single father
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>>34561989
anon please the poor fictional girl our of your basement
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>>34561783
is he asian? there's a psycho on there that posts a lot see >>34561867
if it's not him, it still happens a lot. 4scrotes aren't worth dating and aren't capable of commitment and loyalty
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>>34561817
Def a y2k old style. If you like it, then get it. If for a party though, maybe ask your sorority sisters for modern fashion advice, cause I personally prefer the modern college girl core.
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>>34561970
It just works
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>>34561994
>she'll resent you for fulfilling her biological role
ok, foid
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>>34562000
touchy grandpa with his granddaughter
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>>34561867
Dissociative Identity Disorder?
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>>34561959
Don't they have Jewish stores?
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>>34562000
Why is it ok for this guy to admit he had got with someone underage knowing they were underage? How are there no repercussions for that?
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>>34562002
modern women have a choice now and are rejecting motherhood with men more and more
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>>34561998
>maybe ask your sorority sisters
Anon you think im in a sorority?

>I personally prefer the modern college girl core.
Please describe what that is, because at my school like over a third of the girls wear the tightest shorts youve ever seen with super oversized hoodies.
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>>34562006
>>34561867
no, it's someone being malicious and predatory. it's not like he genuinely believes he's someone else, it's different identities to fool people
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>>34562009
>choice now
yeah, to be mothers, or to be
>>34561751
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>>34561959
it's called lard in english and you can get it in every store where the olive oil is you dummy
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>>34562008
>underage
>19
Ok dude
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>>34561962
It's never weird to be a virgin at any age. A bunch of hypocrites who ironically don't want men to shame women for their body counts, try to shame men for theirs. Don't listen to them.
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>>34562000
Well first he is rich and famous, second she literally looks 14 there is zero way she is 19.

>>34562007
uh not really. I mean in Brooklyn, maybe. Def not the midwest though
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>>34562008
he's rich and famous, of course there's no repercussions. even genuine pedophiles in the community don't get in trouble it seems. no one cares about pedophilia anymore thanks to epstein and ghislane and trump
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>>34562002
nta but your biological role is to provide and protect and you resent that on a daily basis.
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>>34562014
>Presuming I am talking about the girl in that image.
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>>34562012
what do you want me to say to that? there's still normie women out there that want relationships that don't realize there simply just aren't enough decent men to go around
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>>34562011
Oh, they're just regular antisocial.
The alt accounts and identities are just tools they use.
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>>34561982
It's extremely sexually deviant brained of you to come up with that kind of theoretical correlation. Do you consider your kinks when choosing a job?
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>>34562000
That's not his current gf
His current gf is a 30 year old woman who has a podcast about sex
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>>34562013
>it's called lard
You are one of the stupidest anons ive ever seen

LARD
>Pork fat
>Refined to remove taste
>Used for frying
SCHMALTZ
>Poultry fat
>Less refined
>Used as a spread or flavoring

how can you be so stupid as to think these are remotely the same thing? Were you dropped on your head?
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>>34562024
don't engage with it, he gets off to people calling him disgusting, he knows exactly what you meant, he just wanted to hear you say more about it
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>>34562018
And trump?
>>
how do I increase my testosterone?
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>>34562026
>my plan to make her eat pork didn't work
maybe next time
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>>34562025
Why does she looked bogged
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>>34562030
act like a man to become a man
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>>34562030
Beef
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>>34562025
>30 year age gap
bro my 18 to 34 is only 16

rich af people being with younger girls is PROOF that age gaps are valid & kino and that if you care you are literal r*ddit type

fuckin leonardo too man
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>>34562030
Eat cum
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>>34562033
>why does someone willing to date a used up drug whore pedo look bogged
Just a coincidence anon.
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>>34562012
Nta
Unhappy and alone sounds better than unhappy and alone with 2 kids
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>>34562042
that's what happens when they get fat after the 2nd kid and stop caring about their looks
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>>34562038
i too would date a rich 80 year old former celebrity to get on his inheritance so i can be rich by 30. Doesnt mean i would be attracted to him though
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>>34562048
>it's okay because there is money involved
so you're just a whore/prostitute? thanks for clearing that up
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>>34562048
>i too would date a rich 80 year old former celebrity to get on his inheritance so i can be rich by 30
I bet you would
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>>34562036
how do I act like a man? what does that mean exactly?
>>34562039
I don't think you are supposed to eat that
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>>34562049
youd do it too, its just good business acumen

you think im actually hot enough for that anyways?
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>>34562048
this, lol
idk why some idiots think these girls are there for anything other than the money and clout
if you want to be a pedo you have to be able to provide these two things to young girls that would do anything for access to wealth and celebrity circles, doesn't mean marcus from accounting can pull that off
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>>34562047
Why marry a man and have kids with him if he's just going to leave me once I start going through menopause like what's the point. Would save me a lot of time, money, and energy to just not.
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I hate that my hair does this
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>>34562053
>how do I act like a man? what does that mean exactly?
you try your best to only do things that make you proud of yourself, if you fail, you try again because not letting a slip up drag you down and give up is also something to be proud of
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>>34562048
Yes but would you date a 50 year old guy who you find attractive but isn't generationally wealthy?
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Women, i think it's time to muscle mommy maxx
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>>34562056
true, every women over 45 is obese, there's just no controlling it!
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>>34562057
then cut it shorter, grow it longer or style it differently
rn the wave pattern hits in that exact way, either you cut that wave off, weight it down with more hair or use heat styling to change it
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>>34562060
wow good advice for once, thanks anon
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>>34562056
there was a guy i talked to off soc who said he was a divorced dad. i talked to him more and he was talking about his ex wife like she was some bpdemon. turns out he was abusive and they had a domestic and he was cheating on her the whole time with femboys, i would get fat and depressed too if that was my husband
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>>34562061
i mean ive found a few of my professors hot before but i wouldnt date them
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I love being a weird looking gremlin type of character
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>>34562063
ew, no thanks
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>>34562070
Nice
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>>34562065
>either you cut that wave off
wait that works? it won't just curl up again?
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>>34562066
np and good luck
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>>34562063
ive been putting off working out tonight, ill go do it now, bye bye
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I wish I had the kind of autism that makes you obsessed with working out
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>>34562069
Why not?
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>>34562028
I am not who you think I am
>>34562024
I was just wondering if there's a correlation.
>Do you consider your kinks when choosing a job?
No but I feel like this is a different case
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>>34562074
not if you cut it at the right length
ofc if you cut it so short the end hits in an outwards curve from the higher up wave again, you'll have the same issue just one level higher up
also, it's possible that the wave pattern changes slightly when cutting length off because the weight of the hair was weighting it down but that'll be more of an issue with much longer hair, at your length it shouldn't be an issue
observe where the wave goes inwards and that's the length you cut it to
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>>34562054
no lmao
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>>34562084
>I am not who you think I am
I didn't imply you're "someone", you're a certain kind of gooner, unfortunately there's a whole bunch of the same category
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>>34562086
I see, I actually didn't know that, thanks anon!
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>>34562084
>I feel like
We've established that what you feel is gross and incorrect so that's irrelevant
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>>34562048
>i too would date a rich 80 year old former celebrity to get on his inheritance so i can be rich by 30.
Geez, is that all you people think about?
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I wish an older rich woman took interest in me, but then it would feel wrong for a woman to take care of me so i don't know what I want
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>>34562083
if you were a hot professor, would you fuck a hot stacy student or a fat saggy desperate smelly autistic femcel student?
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>>34562092
np, I hope your next hair cut works better for you
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>>34562057
Cute if female.
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>>34562098
How is kittenposter fat? I've seen her tits
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>>34562103
name on, kittenposter
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>>34562072
Why is that gross?
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>>34562112
why do you jerk off to trannies?
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men are trying to call women mommy sexually and are baffled at themselves not being seen as sexy or desirable at the same time, this world is cooked
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Men who aren’t glowies like fat chicks??
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>>34562116
I don't?
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>>34562102
im not
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>>34562120
You're getting close
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>>34562120
yes you do
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>>34562119
Yes.
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>>34562132
No
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>>34562119
nope
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>>34562135
This is thick only bc of tummy not a fattychan
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>>34562117
that statistic where like a good half of men would call themselves submissive but barely even a quarter of women say they prefer dominance is pretty rough, i'm ngl
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>>34562145
>but barely even a quarter of women say they prefer dominance
It's less than that anon
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>>34562144
she is obese, anon
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>>34562148
yeah i don't recall the exact numbers, only that the gap was painfully notable
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>>34562152
How come other normalfags are still friendly with those types of women?
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>>34562154
you don't have to be mean to fat people
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>>34562117
>men are trying to call women mommy sexually
I don't want to call her mommy, I just want her to choke me while she tells me she loves me.
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i just want her to grow to gargantuan sizes and step on me and squish me between her thick toes
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>>34562117
Women get away with calling us daddy though
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>>34562157
I'm not mean, I'm saying that anon was right certain overweight/fat people are mean and or bullies the same with fit/slim/average built people. I guess i wanted to believe overweight people could be jolly like santa clause like anon once told me, but it's not true.
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>>34562163
Go read your manga, larping poser
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ok im back with yogurt
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>>34562173
I've got some yogurt for you right here foid >:)
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>>34562173
everyone is gone, it's just you and me now
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To be fair, in the end, we are more same than different. Wouldn't you agree?
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>>34562173
Not your blog, trannoid
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I'm wearing sunglasses inside my room
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>>34562173
>yogurt
>not skyr
judging you, kittenposter
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>>34562175
oh yay thank you!!

>>34562182
im sorry nordic anon :(
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>>34562183
Is that carly
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>>34562171
>Go read your manga
It ended 2 months ago.
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>>34562180
Julian
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>>34562178
The bottom one isn't real.
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>>34562187
was the ending any good?
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>>34562188
Not your gay lover either, simpcuck
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>>34561693
Update he fucking replied. He is active on the dating app my fucking boyfriend
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>>34562193
your personality is boring desu
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I'm going to delude myself into thinking I'm good looking, maybe it will give me some fake confidence
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>>34562194
but why you on there too tho
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>>34562194
>watching an anon get actively enotionally damaged
>she will carry this with her probably for years
rough
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>>34562194
get rid of that cringe loser
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>>34562195
Being interesting is not a virtue >>34561417
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>>34562178
is there something wrong with desiring dominance? aggression and strength are masculine traits so it'd be weird to not be attracted to that as a straight woman
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>when you're talking to a cute alt girl and then you see the onlyfans link
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>>34562191
It was fine.
Was it satisfying? No.
Definitely feels like Fuji was over it but left a opening if he did want to come back to it.
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>>34562193
No, cuckworm sarge is the only man you have eyes for
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>>34562202
>he really thought an attentionwhore that would talk to him wouldn't just be a regular whore looking for new customers
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>>34562194
Damn, sorry femanon. Yeet that loser.
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>>34562201
Is this why you attention whore here? To provoke men?
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>>34562188
Who the fuck is Julian? Is it one of the Enjeet's personas like Torontojeet?
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I dont think i got enough attention as a child
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>>34562202
What’s the problem?
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>>34562212
What attention? Your mom sitting in your room and repeatedly asking you how school was?
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>>34562217
Pyccкий?
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If a man was ugly and short and retarded, and rude, then what would you value in him?
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>>34562215
That would've been nice i think
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>>34562220
Money and connections.
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>>34562217
I don’t get it
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>>34562208
i mean right now im just kinda horny
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>>34562221
You'd just told her to fuck off and leave you alone.
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>>34562223
He cooms to the Asian ones
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>>34562224
Shall I spam cat corpses to make it go away?
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>>34562224
You're shlicking to posts? Gross.
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Being horny is such a trashy people thing to do.
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>>34562222
>quads of truth
I kneel, the best I have is my father's role in business before he retired. I have a large-ish sum of money.

However, I am afraid to spend money and I really need to have a career properly started first. If I live frugally will this impact perception?
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>>34562217
Dunno, why are you a Russian?
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>>34562201
Your university hasn't taught you that those are social constructs?
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>>34562235
Why do you think that poster is Russian
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>>34562226
And how the fuck would you know that?
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>>34562237
no they taught me about direct products of special orthogonal groups
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>>34562240
>пepcoнaжи
That's why
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>>34562228
>>34562229
Can you retards explain what’s suppose to be upsetting
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>>34562234
Depends on how you are frugal. If you don't drive a sports car but a solid daily vehicle and don't live in a huge villa and instead in a appropriately sized apartment, that's obviously np. It becomes an issue if you can't enjoy anything anymore because you start being cheap when it comes to quality, buying slop foods and slop clothes that make you look and feel like shit for example. Not that you have to buy caviar and logos ofc, but you know, sourdough instead of wonder bread, wool pants instead of polyester, steak instead of hot dogs. Those kind of things.
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>>34562245
American games have ugly women
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>>34562237
It's obviously true that desire is socially constructed, doesn't mean you can change it.
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>>34562194
I am extremely distraught right now and he's not up so I can attack him. I don't know what his thought process is
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>>34562244
>Boosting a video from wsg means you're whatever language it's in
Genuinely what is your iq
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No matter what you think, you really don't hate loser men enough.
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>>34562249
>he's not up so I can attack him
That's right, strike while he's vulnerable.
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>>34562245
Uh Asian women and shit aren't you jealous stinky yt foid
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Tomorrow will mark day 600 of me not having a bf, its just so grim, so many men yet none by my side like they do to countless women who only treat them terribly.
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>>34562249
Is there anything I can do to like extremely hurt his feelings? I thought about maybe cat fishing him and asking him on a date then its literally just me idk if I can hold my anger in for that long
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>>34562252
You'll never hate me more than I hate myself. Women suck at everything.
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>>34562217
No, Taash had a fucking dumpy on her
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>>34562252
All society does is shit on "loser men" 24/7, whereas loser women get their asses wiped for them and are never held accountable for anything.
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>>34562257
>Is there anything I can do to hurt the feelings of someone who doesn't care about me
No not really, that's kind of a prerequisite
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>>34562241
Because miserable kids are miserable even if they get smothered in attention. You're just trying to find another way to blame your parents on being miserable because it's a chicken vs. egg situation where you assume you were miserable because of lack of attention but actually you didn't get attention because you were miserable, which led to you just rotting in your room instead of doing things that would have gotten you positive attention. I'm not saying your parents did nothing wrong because in most cases miserable parents end up having miserable kids, so it's very possible they too spent their days rotting in front of the tv when not at work. I'm just saying that the issue was much more fundamental than not getting enough attention because if they one day suddenly started to be on your case without circumstances radically changing you most likely wouldn't have enjoyed that and instead would have found it intrusive, exhausting and "inauthentic".
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>>34562251
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>>34562257
Ask him to facetime you so he can't hide behind his "when I was still cute" pics anymore and watch him squirm.
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>>34562264
I'm a male with a dick and balls
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>>34562267
85 then
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>>34562202
>when you see the linktree in her bio and click it expecting the onlyfans but it's just her instagram and a link to some charity
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>>34562272
Still smarter than a Russian shill like you
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>>34562274
Nigga what I think I overestimated
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>>34562246
I would move into a regular house (larger than most of the US's standards, but not ridiculously so) and own a motorbike with sidecar (such as an IMZ-Ural), given a choice (right now, I still reside with my parents and drive a car that is decomposing no matter how many times I clean and wax and service it). I would add a pilot's license onto this. I have the money prepared and even an aircraft budget of $85k or less and $12.5k in flight lessons (this is about 25% of all that I have).

Maybe this is a sign of my own decadence, but sourdough is cheap and white bread is less than $1/loaf if home-made and tastes different than Wonder bread (the texture is firmer too). I wear strictly cotton, collared shirts, but with cargo shorts (I live near-ish to the ocean).

How does this "end-goal" lifestyle sound? I am trying to use some contacts to my advantage at a firm in my field about 45 minutes away (my career path can easily make $60k starting salary and reaches $150k oftentimes).
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>>34562183
I don't want to get stuck in my early 20s I peaked at 26.
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>>34562273
>but then you click the charity link and it's for some ultra libtard shit like trans youth suicide prevention
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>>34562251
i mean, being a russian would've been a more charitable explanation than being a dumpster diver like that
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The Russians aren't so bad, I enjoy the works of Dostoevsky.
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>>34562257
Don't give him closure. Disappear and don't tell him why.
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>>34562283
Cпacиб, бoльшинcтвo из нac тaкжe нe хoчeт вoeвaть, нecмoтpя нa пoлитoтy
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>>34562279
Idk about the side car as your only and main vehicle of choice since it's rather impractical to go somewhere together if the weather isn't optimal and it always requires a helmet, which also isn't optimal to, let's say go to easter brunch where you don't want to show up with squished hair and a sweaty face. That seems more of a "let's go on a road trip this sunny sunday" type of vehicle, so better keep your dingy car on top of that.
The license is good, sure.
>bread
>cotton
I didn't mean you need to buy wool and sourdough, just that in general being frugal becomes gross if it starts being cheap and low quality. You can be frugal by buying second hand that's still great quality, it's icky if you start wearing shein fits.
>How does this "end-goal" lifestyle sound?
Sounds like classic middle class, which is good.
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>>34562194
You'd reply too if you were looking to get the next partner.
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>>34562283
Is that the only russian you know?
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Either gender
What is the hardest drug(s) you've tried?
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>>34562292
Lovely, thank you.

Reminds me, that I should ask this former classmate's friend's boyfriend, if he can put a good word in for me at his work (he is the same field as me but is in the government side, a very large, four letter agency). Thanks again.
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>>34562296
No, I also know Andrei Tarkovsky, Boris and Arkady Strugatsky, Bulgarkov, Tolstoy, and Lermontov.
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>>34562300
Бaзa, я caм нe вceх читaл
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The greatest Russian poet Pushkin was part African. Not many people know that.
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Anybody want any Steam keys? I got a bunch of duplicates.
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>Бaзa
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>>34562305
We don't have much problems with niggers. The n-word isn't even banned here.
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>>34562308
Which ones my scamming friend
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>>34562310
I don't know how to properly convey that meme. Зaшибeннo?
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>>34562317
Shit larp
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>>34562247
Huh why
>>34562256
Because it was all women?
Are you guys okay? Any of you ever talked to someone outside of a tiktok video?
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>>34562313
Men of War Assault Squad, Distant Space, Minimalism, Mini Thief, Eron, Overcast, Godlike Burger, Particula, Pharoah A New Era, Synergy, and Wordle
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>>34562320
>why
Oh idk, im just explaining the video
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>>34562298
F
Only weed and psychedelics. Real drugs are scary. Why? Just curious?
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>>34559081
If anyone cares, the Ren Faire happened and I did not obtain a gf. It was very fun, but holy shit there were a ton of people and there weren't really any breaks between various performances to actually have meaningful conversations with other patrons. Got several compliments on my outfit too, which was nice since it was amazon slop.
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>>34562318
Hy, нe тo, чтoб я мoг тeбe чёт дoкaзaть. Я мoгy юзaть кaкoй-нить дepeвeнcкий или гoпocлeнг, дeтaли кoтopoгo гyглoмaшинa cкopee вceгo нe cмoжeт пepeдaть, but if you aren't one of us, you won't be able to understand it anyway.
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>>34562298
M
Done a little weed with my buddy back in the day, but it either didn't feel like it was doing anything (joints) or rendered me incapable of moving from bro's couch for like, half an hour (edible).

Anything else spooks me, I don't want shit to alter my perception of reality with hallucinations or whatever. I'll stick with alcohol, tyvm
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My sister dated a Russian guy, he was a real piece of shit. He didn't tell her he had a wife back home, posted pics of himself online dressing in her clothes, and met up with random men and women for sex when she was out of town.
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>>34562332
I went to a Renaissance fair and saw a scullery maid blowing a guy dressed as a knight and thought, "Damn, they take their LARPing seriously."
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>tfw the Czechs had the coolest guns before the Soviets told them to cut it out and get with the program
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>>34562348
Sucks to suck, but every country has sociopaths like that
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>>34562351
Slavs lie like it's second nature though.
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>>34562354
I guess we have a lot in common then, Muricabro
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>>34562349
That sounds nice. The old timey garb is a really attractive look imo.

The faire I went to had a bunch of kids around and closed before it got dark, so I kind of doubt anyone would pull that type of shit with nothing but open air tents around to hide behind.
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>>34562298
F
Synthetic opioids, before and after surgery
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If I, a White American male, were to have relations with a Native American female and we were to marry and procreate, would our spawn be the Uber-American? They couldn't possibly be less American than either of us, right?
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>>34562367
It would be half native
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>>34562367
There are no Native Americans. Feather!Indians came there from Asia too.
https://youtube.com/shorts/K9J11rancaM
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>>34562369
But full American, right? I need my theoretical children to be born with an AR-15 birthmark and the conquered oil of foreign nations in their blood. The eagles better be crying out for joy above that hospital delivery room when my children enter the world
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>>34562348
Why did she choose to date him?
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>>34562377
Native is a relative term.
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Everyone knows that one woman who has the worst resting bitch face ever but is actually a very kind nice person
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>>34562381
She didn't know all that stuff at the start, but she stayed with him for a while after she found out. I don't know if it was just difficult to end it because they lived together or she was hoping it would get better. She hasn't really had good relationships.
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>>34562385
>Everyone knows
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>>34562385
Are you talking about yourself? Cringe ass post that's not true at all
I don't like bitches
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Do men experience second hand embarrassment? I've only ever seen women talk about it.
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>>34562397
Yeah, I have a hard time watching cringe comedy. Was never able to finish Peep Show.
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>>34562378
America is a culture, a mindset. Not its (inherently) mixed blood.
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>>34562397
Yes. Lately it's been happening a lot when women talk. We also call it "cringing".
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>>34562413
No need to be rude anon..
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>>34562348
sounds like a desirable partner for the vast majority of modern women: gay, abusive, unfaithful and all.
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american culture is if you have money and success you got it by stepping on others and if you dont' have it you're stuck there because you don't have the mental fortitude to use people and toss them aside when you're done or when you need to get a higher position
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>>34562418
That's only half of the American culture. Like half the population is made up of women and they certainly have the mental fortitude to use people and toss them aside. In fact, that's pretty much all they do.
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>>34562418
Moneybagg Yo once said "The type of nigga come kick the door down, take some before I starve"
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>>34562378
America after natives are all immigrants, so either way it will be half
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>>34562378
>>34562404
>>34562430
USA is indeed a nation of immigrants. That's why the DNA testing companies categorize your DNA by the global regions where your ancestors lived before moving to America, instead of simply showing how much American you truly are. There is no "American" DNA ethnicity because the USA population hasn't been isolated long enough to mutate into a distinct, native genetic profile.
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>>34562404
1231 gold medals, 1012 silver medals, and 885 bronze medals speak for themselves.
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>>34562435
>mostly for the sheer amount of the swimming competitions
>one of the few countries who can capitalize on that by having enough resources for large swimming pools
An example of America playing it smart, instead of some inherent physical superiority
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>>34562449
>>34562449
>>34562449
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>>34562063
I have to work today to offset a different free day. I'll gym then.
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>>34562217
No
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>>34561771
Mare fair



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