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since when are bare asses safe for work?
>>34572367state genderwhat's the correct answer?justify your answer.
>>34572373they are all demonic
I hope all women are ovulating
>>34572373M3 or 6 are correct. Loveless sex sucks, and a loveless relationship is even worse.
>>345723731, 2, and 5 are mistakes because hoping for love after marriage is a bad idea. 3, 4, and 6 are all fine because all relationships are different.
>>345723734
>>345723736 is the only correct answer
State gender, and list the reasons for disliking the opposite sex
>>34572391MNo ass
State Genderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zbDtLlyKUThoughts?
>>34572391Mbecause they refuse to have sex with me (I never asked)
>>34572391Mthey are blonde and therefore evil
>>34572391MDon’t have any. I like womenI get annoyed with them sometimes, but I like them
>>34572372It's fine if it's art. This looks like a classical painting of a greek statue, so it's double fine.
>>34572373Just Monica.
>>34572399No it's not, nudity is nudity.
Why do foids prefer the TV show and moids prefer the movies?
Just found a baddie who smokes cigs!
Does the average normie woman even care if you watch porn? Or is that just a femcel thing?
>>34572403more homoerotic undertones in the show
>>34572391They're human.
>>34572406Rahhhh this post made me angry!*kills you*
Anon thinks I have pretty eyes.
>>34572402Uncultured pleb.
>>34572406>t. gets her opinions about men from true crime slop
>>34572413Kys gooner.
>>34572405Watching porn when you're in a committed relationship is a no-no (nowhere near as serious as cheating, but I understand why she wouldn't want me doing it), but if we're just casually dating then I'll do whatever I want.
I love that painting
When do boobs stop growing? When did your boobs stop growing?
>>34572367:(
>>345723733
>>34572391MI don't hate women, but i do dislike their cowardice and they always talk a lot without saying much.
>>345723733 or 4. Religious people are psychotic.
>>34572367Do women still like to get flowers? if so, why?
>>34572428>talk a lot without saying muchSounds like my dad.
I feel like most dating advice is targeted towards people in high school. When are you even around a woman for a long enough time to notice that she is preening whenever you walk in a room? Like this shit only applies to people in high school or college.
>>34572403tv adaptations of anything are ALWAYS inferior
>>34572433>>34572428You're just a bad listener
>>34572434You're supposed to have gotten your shit together by the time you graduate.
>>34572432YesThe same reason they always liked getting them. Shows you care.
Lacey Sturm may be homophobic, but boy can she scream!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyNo24Nhkt0
>>34572439My friend said I'm a good listener.
WomenWho is the hottest male pornstar?
Women describe your moid
>>34572433My dad too actually. Astrologically speaking he's a typical saggitarius.
women please describe your scent in detail
>>34572454My dad's a leo.
I know nobody cares but when I met up with this 4chan girl a few years and had sex with her it killed me spiritually and I will never have sex again. It was so soulless and I didn't even want to but we had already arranged it to happen so I did it. It's over.
>>34572462It's just sex you weirdo
>>34572461Still a fire sign, bet better. Because you want the sun to be in leo. Saggitarius is only good if you're legit high iq, which my dad absolutely isn't.
>>34572468no...you don't get it bro.
>>34572445Flyleaf gaining popularity again in the big 26 makes me happy
Women. Thoughts on piggyback rides.
>>34572445Excuse me?
>>34572451My bf.
>>34572469Astrology is so unfalsifiable.
>>34572482You either know it to be true or you don't
>>34572477soulless.
>>34572373Only 3,4, and 6 are acceptableMarriage before love is psychotic>>34572403I don't think that's a hard rule.They are both bad but for different reasons. I never finished the show I'm tired of geniuses written by idiots. I would rather watch the movie than an equivalent amount of time of the show.>>34572432It's the sentiment not the flowers themselves. He bought something useless and pretty just for me.>>34572448Why would I even know any of their names>>34572460I don't see myself as a pet But enough men have used it as an insult towards me that I must be doing something wrong but I don't know how to do things differently.
>>34572484Just like the bible.
When did this general become so Reddit? I feel like it wasn't this bad a few years ago.
I'm horny!
>>34572488Christians believe. There is a difference between belief and knowledge.
>>34572492You're retarded. /pol/ exists if you want something edgier. I use /pol/ all the time.
>>34572373M4It's what my wife and I did and it worked out super well.
Men of /atoga/, are you as a low inhib as your dad was at your age? Are you even as low inhib as he currently is?
>>34572501My dad was always somewhat reserved and very straitlaced.
>>34572425What’s wrong?
>>34572494Not to the believer.
>>34572497Wildly cringe
>>34572510There is a difference to the more philosophical Christians, of course most of them aren't like that. The average American Christian thinks they have the cheat codes to the universe.
I wanna sit with her and comfort her when she's crying
Tell me about your boobs.
>>34572501>At my ageDefinitely not. My dad used to be a badass who worked his way up from being poor and hammering spikes on the railroad all day to making six figures and he managed to easily bag my mom, whereas I have never even talked to a woman.
>>34572515me too but I'm terrible at comforting people
>>34572512>The average American Christian thinks they have the cheat codes to the universe.When you know you know.
Women how would you feel if your bf showed you a cool box be found? Would you think that's lame?
>>34572521Show it
There's a retard in the apartment across from me that keeps making squealing and groaning noises
>>34572372It's art, pig.
>>34572530it's two retards and they're having fun
>>345723733 also
>>34572423They didn't
Women would you ever get or use those machines that fuck you with a dildo?
>>34572516Flat, side-eyed, and sad.
>>34572501I am suddenly incredibly low inhibition while also knowing what I want and having respect for pacing and boundaries, unless I get drunk.
>>34572539Yes they did. We've seen them
>>34572540If I was rich I would. I almost spent a thousand bucks on a sybian.
>>34572541What's there to be sad about?
>>34572530one time i tied myself up with a timed release and a vibrator between my legs and a few minutes in my neighbor yelled and banged on the wall and told me to keep it down and it killed the mood but i couldn't release myself for 10 more minutes(before you weirdos jerk off to this story i'm a man)
>>34572444This is probably something that john redcorn lookin dude I just delivered to would say. Dude was built like a tripod.
Iihf should suspend half of swiss team for being spirituality african
Why do women not like semen as much as men like pussy grool?
I accidentally saw a nipple I wasn't supposed to see the other day, and I'm still thinking about it.
>>34572552They are Spiritually Swiss because Switzerland is the most evil country in the world
>>34572553Same as any other "why don't women like x sexual thing as much as men", women like sex far far less than men do and are rarely aroused. Stop asking shit like this you look like an idiot.
This post is for all the anons that ever loved somebody!
>>34572560Shut the fuck up Sean. You're so fucking cringe.
I think a cat would cure my depression
>>34572560Sing a song
>>34572562It would probably at least help you cope with it. I get a lot out of owning cats.
>>34572562Hasn't worked for me.
>>34572546They don't look how I wish they looked.
Foids, is it really dependent on the guy as to whether you seek a relationship or just sex? E.g. guys you are genuinely attracted to and ready to fuck just for the sex sake, and guys who are "relationship material" and need to jump through a thousand hoops and be "exclusive" and all that shit.The thought is making my flirting attempts awkward as fuck, because I desperately try to not end up in the latter category even if a girl is obviously into me. Did I just cook my brain with incel garbage?
The one inch penis
>>34572543Seeing them is not measuring them.
>>34572566My condolences. I love flat chests.
>>34572373What?This could mean so many things.Personal importance.How often you've done those.In what order they should happen.
Foids, do you really do this? You wash your feet in the sink when you are wearing heels? Fucking why?
>>34572570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9-HvevjQE
>>34572569>Did I just cook my brain with incel garbage?>I don't want a relationship.What do you think?
>>34572373Sex, Love.No need to underwrite any dodgy legal contracts at any point. Also not trying to throw shade, but there is no faster way to turn even a good woman fat and frigid than giving her written assurance that you wil never ever leaver her no matter what.
Has anyone ever gotten laser treatment on scarring?
>>34572569>Did I just cook my brain with incel garbage?No
>>34572569>Did I just cook my brain with incel garbage?MYes, that sounds insane. If you want to just get laid, make that clear from the jump.
>>34572578I genuinely don't want a relationship though. I'd just like a girl to cuddle and fuck on occasion without all the odds and ends and her keeping me from doing the same with other girls. I enjoy the company of others, but I want to be left at peace when I want to be on my own.
Guys, please stop lying. You know Sabrina Carpenter is hot and you would absolutely fuck her if you were given the chance. How are you benefiting by claiming she is not hot?
Women, does it feel better being dicked with your legs up like a mating press, or down like if you're standing or lying down on back or belly
>>34572591who is saying that
>>34572570Is this like the one inch punch but instead its when you get an erection and it hits with the force of a full plap
>>34572591gross
>>34572591She is my type because i like short and round faced. Many prefer other kind of women though.
>>34572591Let me guess: You're petite, small tits and have bleach blonde hair?
>>34572598I enjoyed this post.
Why did he name that webm sb instead of sc. Who the fuck is Sabrina barpenter. Is he retarded.
>>34572607>webm name wrongNew level of retardation here
>>34572591The celebrity status and heavy makeup are turnoffs for me.
>>34572598One inch plap
>>34572607Maybe anon has a red bandana hanging out of his back pocket, and we just can't see it.
>>34572609They're still giving him yous so who's really retarded here
>>34572591Looks pretty average to me. Not my type.
>>345723733 or 66 is the ideal, but it's silly to think 3 doesn't happen by accident and isn't beautiful in itself.
>>34572606Thanks anon>>34572612I just know theres a workable bit somewhere here but I can't figure out the set up
i got eggshell in my omelette and i can't get it out
When did it become fashionable for women with dye jobs to have visible roots? Gotta be one of the funnier fashion trends I've noticed.
>>34572625free electrolytes I unironically just bash the entire egg in some times, I enjoy the crunchy texture.
>>34572626Dude we can’t afford to keep going to the salon
>>34572563Sing of good times; not bad, man. Sing of happy; not sad! It doesn't matter if it's not good enough just so long as you sing! Cmon anons! Sing! SING A SONG!
>>34572626it's not fashionable, it's just low class>>34572625I just crunch through it
Any ideas for things you can cook/eat without heating up the entire kitchen?Besides sandwiches and salads.This heat is murdering me.
>>34572627I live right underneath a middle aged Anatolian who likes to invite friends to get drunk and bang the drums until 6 in the morning
>>34572629Does it not scratch your throat on the way down
>>34572630I see rich ladies doing it now, though.
>>34572625
>>34572626>dye jobsSay dyed hair, like a normal person.
>>34572634Use the microwave
>>34572590Then you are a relationship anarchist as a nonmonogamous being. Simple as. Just say your boundaries, and be serious.
>>34572634What's wrong with sandwiches and salads?
>>34572634Not really, but cold dishes ARE a thing.
>>34572640I have none.And I'd still need to cook something first.
Allow me to just-*drops The Hammer*
>>34572591There is no benefit of saying she is fuckable.
>>34572391>State gender, and list the reasons for disliking the opposite sexRapeMurderersManipulative CheatersLiarsCaused feminism PedophilesEtc
>>34572639You are the most joyless, stuck-up cunt I've ever encountered on 4chan. :-)
>>34572648the same could be said of both genders
>>34572642I already have been having those the past few days and I can just make those easily myself, was looking for something different.A summer of just sandwiches and salads seems a bit drab, even if there are many variants.
>>34572648Women can never do evil like men. Truly the inferior gender.
>>34572634Fresh fruit and veggies? I'd be eating a watermelon if I were in your shoes.
>>34572571That's because of your weight gain and or gigantomastia
>>34572658God I hope so just kill me already
>>34572658No, but if they would, i could actually start respecting them
>>34572655Sandwiches are the best culinary invention since cheese.
>>34572647>I don't want to work. I just want to bang on the drum all day.Well,we happen to do that here in GERMANYSrsly, the only thing that I mind is that he sometimes does it right under the week, which sucks when I have a job or try to unfuck my sleeping rythm.
>>34572637The rich always copy the poor
big clits...
Oh well, I don't mind if you don't mindCause I don't shine if you don't shineBefore you goCan you read my mind?
>>34572634Sharkcoochie
State gender. Would you rather a job where you have a lot of downtime or is mostly chill, but you still have to appear like you’re working. (So no pulling out a Nintendo switch or something)Or a engaging job where the time goes fast but you have little to no downtime , maybe even having days or weeks of extreme workload
>>34572391>reasons for disliking the opposite sexFEntitlement, mostly. I think most of the things I dislike about men stems from that. Same with women, if we're being honest.>>34572448>Who is the hottest male pornstar?Daisy Taylor>>34572458>women please describe your scent in detailI can't really describe my own scent because I smell myself all the time, but during the warmer months I like to use Soliel Blanc by Tom Ford, which smells like nardo and coconut. I also use coconut when I get ashy.>>34572540>Women would you ever get or use those machines that fuck you with a dildo?I got the Lovense one half off back in November. I like it, especially because you can control the angle and change out the dildos.>>34572569I don't fully understand why so many women do this, but from what I gather, it's because they worry about what a guy will think of them if they put out too early. There have also been studies that show men don't want relationships with women who put out too early. And a woman isn't going to want to get emotionally invested in a man if he isn't going to stick around when he gets what he wants. Plus, I think that's just part of it. Sure, they might have hooked up with people before, but those people didn't get the privilege of knowing them like you do. >>34572591Men would fuck any moderately attractive woman given the chance.>>34572595Personally I prefer standing. Having baby deer legs after a really intense orgasm is a lot better than missionary. >>34572648All of this comes back to entitlement.
just folded my omelette and it fell apart and there's still some eggshell in it tooa woman will never love me
>>34572666Serbs and slovakians are asian too though
>>34572553I do like it I just don't want it all over me. It's sticky.
>>34572666they uniroincally larp as Byzantine Greeks despite hating them. Doesn't help that the western half of their country is forcibly converted Greek cryptochristians.
>>34572670>there's no work to do but you have to appear like you're workingWhat kind of fucked up job is that? I don't think that exists. You're probably just bad at your job.
>>34572676Sorry that I actually have memory retention in a world where everyone has ADHD now.
I wanted to be beautiful for you I’m sorry
>>34572680I’ve worked 10 jobs, ranging from corporate to retail, and half my jobs have been like that. I worked in government accounting and it felt like I was getting stealing money because I was getting paid handsomely to do low effort work 35 or less hours a week
>>34572682You deserve the death sentence
>>34572676She has mountains of softcore pornography saved to her device are you surprised
>>34572684>You're probably just bad at your job.Let me rephrase that:>You're probably just bad at job.
>>34572681they name themselves to be easy to rememer and it is jus two words like what
State gender. How are you playing your part in keeping privacy alive?
>>34572626>become fashionableIs it? It's just what it looks like a month after you first dye it.Idk maybe I'm out of the loop and Gen z are normalizing not doing your own roots at home.
>>34572683You want dick its what you want
>>34572692MDo you really think you have a say
>>34572686You don't read the title or that little header up there that shows the names? Do you watch the first couple minutes instead to know the plot?
>>34572666They are often quite nationalistic, so they want to be associated with the richer continent.
>>34572698Ntaplot? You search your terms and pick one that looks promising who's reading the titles I fast forward through 80% of it anyway and don't watch with the sound on because it's always cringe and ruins it.
I want to wipe her tears away and the sadness with them
>>34572659Last time I checked, all the nice fruits are imports from like South Africa or South America, but I'm not a fan of importing fruits from that far away. I'll look again tomorrow though.>>34572663They're pretty nice.
>>34572704This is why women don't take moids seriously. You literally aren't even invested into what you're masturbating too, you goddamn caveman.
Women. I’m rich. What gift (monetary if preferred) would I need to give you to skip the “wine and dine” and just have sex?
>>34572702Keep your fetishes to yourself homo
>>34572683Tell him that, not me.
>>34572671>it's because they worry about what a guy will think of them if they put out too early.I'd think thats shes easy to be with and we would probably have lots of good sex in an eventual relationship.>studies that show men don't want relationships with women who put out too early.Shes not dealing with a study, shes dealing with me though. And secondly, every guy I met irl who was like this was inevitably some kind of retard. Never met a solid guy who seethed at women for sucking his dick without much ado. >if he isn't going to stick around when he gets what he wantsWhy in the hell would I fuck off after havign se xone time, provided said sex was good? Uniorinically the only scenarios where I did that was where the woman immediately started pressing me for "exclusivity" and burying me in bullshit right away without letting things develop naturally. Its counterproductive behaviour resulting from insecurity, and I don't want to have a relationship with someone who is like this. THing is taht relationships always continue how they start out, and a woman who already kicks up a huge fuss about her pussy before we even properly know each other is a huge red flag. Extreme likelihood of dead bedroom, high probability that she will use sex denial as a strategy to get what she wants. Just nope.
>>34572698>>34572704Pro shit is garbage
80% of women have gone on a date for free food before......
>>34572709I'm a woman.The porn is inspiration for my imagination it's extremely difficult to find something that I enjoy looking at enough for the porn itself to get me there.
>>34572711>women, how much to whore yourself out?I would genuinely be more upset with someone wanting to pay me than to do it for free.
>>34572692not a thing
>>34572680>What kind of fucked up job is that?Jobs that rely on ordersNo orders, no work
>>34572720So what?
>>34572711The wine and dine is to find out whether I like you or not you don't have to spend any money on me but I need to observe you and ask you some questions in a neutral environment first you can't skip it. Like what good is the gift you gave me if you just stab me right after.
>>34572692FTurning of the lights and crawl up in the corner
>>34572569>is it really dependent on the guy as to whether you seek a relationship or just sex? Sure. >E.g. guys you are genuinely attracted to and ready to fuck just for the sex sake, and guys who are "relationship material" and need to jump through a thousand hoops and be "exclusive" and all that shit.But this is utter nonsense. To be relationship material you need to be much hotter than you need to be to be a hook-up, and you need twenty or thirty other desirable qualities too.
>>34572726What's with all the esls today
>>34572711Fuck off, creep
>>34572670FI have to stay busy or the demons will get me
>>34572717Yeah, they're all serial dating whores in 2026.
>>34572680
>>34572666They’re not against it. You have met the European ones
>>34572730Why am i a creep?
>>34572729Don't tell me what to do
>>34572728Don’t be a whiny bitch
Women, acknowledge The Hammer.
>>34572725Honestly, gift or not - the wine and dine might make me give my heart. I would want a guy serious enough about me to be interested in the possibility of a ltr or exclusivity.. not a guy just looking to smash and pass
i would not mind sampling bussy at some point
>>34572373MI'd throw all of those away to get my friend back
>>34572727>But this is utter nonsense. To be relationship material you need to be much hotter than you need to be to be a hook-upnta but the guys a woman can hook up with are always hotter than the guys who would settle for her, because men are willing to hookup with less attractive women if its easy
>>34572745How many women have you dated.
>>34572727>To be relationship material you need to be much hotter than you need to be to be a hook-up,Is this true? It feels much easier to get a relationship than get a hook up
>>34572746If you don't believe me do an experiment with one of your girlfriends, make a tinder for her and you will have many, many men more attractive than her man who are dtf
>>34572755I'm a man. Just answer the question bro.
>>34572569>he doesn't know about the phrase "boyfriend dick"
>>34572740Come back when you can speak the language properly
>>34572752>Is this true?Yes.
Women, would you like for men in general to dress more formal for everyday events?
>>34572673It's ok. The chilli cheez cheezits flavor is very smoky and I like em.
I really might be losing it
>>34572752>It feels much easier to get a relationship than get a hook upThat's because most women just don't want hookups, regardless of who it's with.
>>34572767Yes
Does anyone else like to read r/ForeverAloneWomen posts and have a good laugh?
>>34572767I wish I lived in an era where "dressing for dinner" was still a thing.
>>34572680>What kind of fucked up job is thatA lot of them desu.
>>34572774No
>>34572711Diamond ring. And then do not report it as stolen.
>>34572769>I really might be losing itIs it down the back of the sofa?
>>34572757>cuckworm exposing himself as a retard again
>>34572774No, that sounds really boring and depressing.
Women how would you feel if you were crying and your boyfriend just stood there staring at you not saying anything or touching you
>>34572711You seen to be confusing dating with prostitution.
>>34572779MBreak up with him. Tell us a bit more, too.
>>34572763You don’t gave that power, bitch-boy
>>34572779Take the l and move on
>>34572711>What gift (monetary if preferred) would I need to give you to skip the “wine and dine” and just have sex?
I wish I could be with the avoidant girl.
Puthy
>>34572785I would not be crying infront of him then.
>>34572790Pretty gay of you to larp as a woman saar
>>34572767Not really? Unless they want to.>>34572785Uhhhhh bad
>>3457251634A>>34572540How do they work? >>34572553Same thing as other anon. Inside me or in my mouth>>34572575Is this a thing?>>34572595Mating press and I’m also pretty flexible so it’s not a difficult position for me
How can women tell when a man loves them and isn't just full of shit?
>>34572807All men are constantly full of shit tho.
>>34572595up
>>34572807You can't The funny thing is neither can they
>>34572807I just don't expect love from men, even when they think they love someone they're still full of shit
>>34572811>>34572812i wish this shit was easier! oh well.
>>34572808Not true, I'm pretty sure that food poisoning I got yesterday cleared me out.
Boobers
>>34572807You've got to take a leap of faith the same way I've got to take a leap of faith and assume you're not just leading me on for attention. True intimate relationships require trust, and if you can't trust them or they can't trust you it's never going to work.
plap
State gender. Would you date a wealthy NEET?
>>34572822Male. Yes, that's the perfect woman
>>34572822Probably
>>34572807If he gives you the ick with his behaviour, he truly loves you.If he always says all the right things, then he doesn't.Good luck.
>>34572812God damn I hope that woman doesn't think this about me
>>34572822if she cares about me and i care about her back in a romantic sense
>>34572822I would date anyone that felt like my type in some way
>>34572822Duh?
>>34572822Male, I've only had bad experiences with NEETs. They don't respect your limited time and limited energy.
>>34572815I either have eaten too much blue food dye or my bowels are sick. I think it's the former though. Very vibrant green.
>>34572822MMaybe. She wouldn't be as attractive to me as someone who isn't a NEET.
The only things she thinks about are the things that go into her body and the things that come out, and sex. Just like a real hog.
>>34572807>>34572814Why do you think that specific man is full of shit?
>>34572832That's usually a sign I've had too much Baja Blast
>>34572836I don't guess I was totally clear. I was asking the opposite gender. I'm a man who's worried the woman he's in love with thinks he's a phony.
>>34572801What? Are you the cock obsessed incel?
>>34572834Agreed. I know this is 4chan and all, but her posts genuinely disgust me.
>>34572807Time
>>34572843Every time she replies to me I feel my veins get a little more clogged.
>>34572840Ah, I'm pretty sure I'm in the same spot, I think she's been burned before. It's rough, but I figure the only course of action is to do what I'd normally do. If she thinks I'm lying when I'm just being myself, it wasn't going to work anyway.
>>34572822Mprobably not, NEETs are usually boring and underdeveloped as people, the lack of a real lived experience sort of stunts them into lame consumptive drones.
>>34572807Women will blow up a perfect relationship with a man who genuinely loves her just to "find herself." They are addicted to being miserable.
>>34572844Great Pink Floyd song.
>>34572858Brazilians are completely retarded
>>34572843It takes a lot to get an audible reaction out of me on this website, but I've met my match in the form of "beef pills" and "my vagina smells like beef"
>>34572709ntathe proportion of quality porn plots and setups relative to the totality of sexual content online is basically small enough to be not worth considering entirely.
>>34572844I even knew this before I asked, but I just had to hear it from someone else. Thanks.
>>34572852To be fair, you can fix a NEET. Most NEETs are NEETs because they’re broken down or neurodivergent lazy poor people. If you’re a NEET with money all I need to do is convince you to travel the world with me and you’ll come back a better man.
My darlin
>>34572822MI would date a NEET regardless of wealth if she was cool.
>>34572858i mean the obvious explanation is that he was just boring to her not making any moral justifications or apologetics here, just being honest: you cannot be boring to your partner. Its just biology, nobody likes to be bored and if you're boring you serve no use to their life. Just dont be boring
Do girls like oral more than intercourse, generally speaking?
>>34572874Boring = He wasn't dark triad and dangerous enough to give her pussy tingles so she destroyed their entire family teehee
>>34572671>Men would fuck any moderately attractive woman given the chance.No we fucking wouldn't you fucking Foid. No we fucking wouldn't!
>>34572874But he wasn't too boring to get married to him and have children with him? They were childhood sweethearts, not some modern Western couple getting married in their 30s.It's not like Kaka struggled to replace her as a 6'1" multimillionaire athlete who literally won it all in football.
I can't pretend I need to defend some part of me from you
>>34572432Of course! I always give my friends and family flower bouquets and they all love it including me. It's a sweet gesture and a sign that you actually appreciate them.
Women Why are you so unwilling to date overweight men when so many men like bigger foids?
>>34572882>They were childhood sweetheartsMeans absolutely nothing to women, they're all sociopaths.
what kind of anime do girls like?
>>34572883My dyslexia is kicking in what does this post say
>>34572888Men's standards are always lower, stop asking these retarded questions
>>34572892I'm Interpolposting againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pqtPWk5p-4
>>34572876I love giving oral if I'm lazy and don't really want to touched all over. It takes less preperation and it can be over quickly if you have the right technique. I usually keep sucking even after my husband nuts so he thinks I'm into it more than I am. When in reality I'm just lazy.
I took the attachment style quiz and got Secure. yay
>>34572896>>34572876I meant receiving oral not giving it.
>>34572876>Do girls like oral more than intercourse, generally speaking?I may be biased, but I certainly do. >>34572881>No we fucking wouldn't you fucking Foid. No we fucking wouldn't!You can lie to yourself, but you can't lie to me.
>>34572882none of that matters. the moment someone (more often women but happens with men sometimes too) gets bored of you or the life you lead with them, they will seek an escape from that into some perceived greener pasture/new "thing" that doesn't involve you. Thats just human nature. The idea of total romantic and nigh-religious devotion through thick and thin is just cultural trappings. That isnt the standard of how humans operate its grim but its also just part of life, like dying or getting old etc. i dont see why it gets disproportionate pearl clutching when its as observably understandable as any other thing that happens and is not good
>>34572898I'm going to make decisions as if I had a secure attachment style even though I am scared
>>34572898I never trusted quizzes like that and the mbti stuff, too prone to personal bias
Get th fack outa ereeee
>>34572903That's pretty much what I do already. I thought it was gonna peg me as anxious.
>>34572899I love receiving oral. If done well I feel like you can get anything you want. Even anal.
>>34572901How do prevent my wife from getting bored of me?
>>34572907Eyyy I'm fuckin walkin ere
>>34572912Start shit for no reason, make it an emotional rollercoaster
>>34572911>>34572900If done for foreplay is it weird for the man to kiss you later on and taste your own secretions?
>>34572894You are an imbecile because you never want to find out why things are the way they are
>>34572839Ugh, that was weird. I let steak sauce hit the back of my throat and I felt like a twinge like it hit my eye instead.
>>34572918You know nothing about that poster, and the reason things are the way they are has no bearing on whether they are what they are.
>>34572901This just sounds like the problem is foids having the option to divorce in the first place. If guys like Tom Brady and Kaka, the top 0.1% of the top 1%, get screwed over, there's no point in marriage for anyone else.
>>34572918The answer is always the same you coping retard
>>34572915No, absolutely not. I love petting my mans head while he does this.
>>34572915I would be royally pissed if they didn't.
>>34572888Don't get either of them. They'll always will look dirty and crazy.
Saars how can we ever recover from this?
>>34572923Maybe that’s why being an ordinary vanilla couple is so much more desirable these days
Oh, the yoinin. It hoits
>>34572922I know enough because of the way they answered was unhelpful and ignorant.They are truly mush for brains stupid.
The dream is to make a fleshlight style sex toy that can interface with the human brain so that when you lick it or fuck it, it lets the recipient feel it as if it was happening to them.
>>34572926>>34572927Just to confirm, you don’t mind or even love tasting yourself? Making sure because men definitely do not like eating their own sperm.
>>34572934That itself is an extremely ignorant statement. No wise person would claim to know so much based on so little.
>>34572367Women, can you prove you are not a succubus?
>>34572930But she posted this publicly sooooo
>>34572937I do not claim to be wise but I do not shut down curiosity so that already puts me ahead of such a person.Now we are done.
>>34572936I have literally licked my pussy juice off the floor. No, I don't mind.
"I need a loser nerd bf" What is the mentality here exactly?
>>34572941Perhaps don’t marry a psychopath?
>>34572945Every foid says ‘need a NEET bf’ but nobody ever says ‘need a JEET bf’
>>34572936I do. It's a power thing. My husband tried it once to eat his own cum after he nutted inside of me. He did not enjoy it but loved it when I pet his head while I did it.
>>34572944What a baddie, I gotta get my gf to do this lmao
That boy Steve sure can SING!
i/8
What level of bachelordom is doing magic tricks for your cats
>>34572954That white boy does have some pipes, doesn't he.
Why are people in this thread so especially rude for the most innocuous things, even compared to most of 4chan?
>>34572858This. Women are irreconcilable. They MUST batshit crazy drama drag their children, loyal husbands, etc. into hells of their own making. Men love women all the time... mistakenly.
>>34572961Beats me. I've also noticed this. Someone who lives in this general is very serious about their misanthropy.
>>34572960Mhmm
>>34572950moidhands
>>34572945Cute, attainable, approachable, less likely to cheat since no one else wants him, false belief that he won't be an aggressive and manipulative sex pest
>>34572940How
>>34572961It’s not our fault that you are indian blame your god
>>34572968>Cute
>>34572964Torontopajeet?
>>34572807I can't He can'tAnd the longer it takes him to realize he doesn't he's just been saying it the worse it is
>>34572888I have and they still treat women badly. Swing in the other direction.
Women, why aren't you a polygamist?
>>34572944Fucking disgusting!
>>34572888I am not overweight
>>34572976Why don't you believe him? What is he to you?
>>34572980>Hundreds of children under these people
>>34572986Wdym I believe that he decided he didn't He dumped me
>>34572980Women just have absolute disdain for men who aren't ChadLike just beyond romantically If women were in charge most of us would be culled
>>34572944In the name of god why. Surely you had reserves that were not on the floor.
>>34572367That wasn't me lulzBut kHope you guys are good
>>34572980They should all be crucified
>>34572997My favorite British Batty boy
>>34572997Oops dis for >>34572240
Yeah you know what? Lets bring crucifixion back and do it like the romans did it.
>>34573002What's up my drillaWhat's cooking you internet dorksI gotta be up in a few hours so goodbye my niggaWe will meet again Or not idc
>>34572996It seemed hot in the moment. And it was. I'm a genius.
>>34572987At least they're having kidsThe future will belong to whoever shows up
>>34573005Hope you've been staying out of trouble go bed my neega
Just spilled sprite all over meif only i had a moid who would lick me clean...
>>34573002Also I'm not batty just bratty>>34573004The Romans were hella gay and ate too many grapes>>34572957>doing magic tricks for your catsI thought I was the only one>>34572907Whyy I oughtaaa
>>34573012What kind of moid likes sprite covered femanon?
>>34573007No, you're pretty much a femENTJ, a garbage human being
>>34573012Take a shower dummyFoid sprite would be lit tho
Asking again because I got no replies: what’s your fap strategy for when you think you’re going to fug? Day before? Day of? Both? Neither?
After years at the company winning, from your high horse you will ride
>>34573015Thirsty ones>>34573021I never think I'm going to fug or plan fapping
I'm like anti-semitic but for the Irish instead
>>34573021night before or if time allows like 6 hours before
>>34573018Hey, I make way much more money than him!
>>34573014>ate too many grapesIs there such a thing as too many grapes? I don't think soz
>>34573020I just took a shower. My everything shower was yesterday but I fell asleep eating chicky nuggs and got sauce in my hair
>>34573010>Hope you've been staying out of troubleCheers, yeah I have beenBeen too busy and sober for that shiiAt least it's half term break for my students this week but I have a stupid meeting in a few hours blehhhSayonaraaa
>>34573025you hate ginger (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
>>34572969Spoken like true succubi
>>34573027Kek what a cutie
>>34573029>I fell asleep eating chicky nuggsFor Americans reallyWell what kind of sauceI don't want a hairball but I could use some sauce>Is there such a thing as too many grapesAt once? YesGrapes are awesome tho I had some a few hrs ago
>>34573018>gets rejected by every femanon in existence
>>34573030Based I've also been drinking less
>>34573027which one of you is technically richer barely matters since both of you are lying poor brownoids
>>34573021Neither. I prefer to abstain for at least a couple of days beforehand since that pent up sexual energy is supposed to be for sex in the first place.
When Google makes self driving cars do you think they'll send orders to some of them to make hits on persons of interest
>>34573043Can't say that crossed my mind until you brought it up, but yes.
>>34573021Thank god I got a nerd bf back when they were hapless sweethearts who came in 5 pumps and kept going anyway, and not unstable porn addicts who minmax their gooning omega energy according to some roided PUA influencer's instructions
>>34573032*lick*
>>34573037I'll drink to that (a flavoured sparkling water)!Better get some sleep cuz it's 1am, gnight broski>>34573043They can barely get self driving cars to deliver pizza to the right place let alone assassinate people
I have realized that I genuinely don't care if a woman has a flat belly or not if she's curvy. I do not know why.
Why is my typing suddenly so bad
>>34573043I think one can easily be programmed to run people over. The next part about getting away with it and not having identification might not be feasable.
>>34573049>They can barely get self driving cars to deliver pizza to the right place let alone assassinate peopleSure, but wouldn't you think it'd be a lot easier to successfully kill someone with a plausibly malfunctioning car than to safely and correctly deliver a pizza?
>>34573015me, i got a sweet tooth
>>34573051Stress, probably. Mine gets worse when I'm real stressed or sleep deprived.
>>34573050You may have just become a grown ass man, Anonymous.
I just learned about Jonas Lauwiner.What an absolute fucking CHAD. LMAO.
>>34573050Bc you have diverse tastes >>34573053Just jump out the way of the car, else skill issue desuAlso can you imagine the cleanup >>34573051The computer is trolling you
Should I just kill myself?I don't feel like fixing myself
>>34573012Have you tried sprite tea? Thoughts?
When I turn 60 I will get married and have children with a 20 year old he stole from her wedding on a horse armed with my buddies just like my great grandfather and have 10 children
>>34573041I like the energy of course but I don’t want to come too quickly, especially if she lets me do it without protection. >>34573046Keeping going after coming sucks. The homer is unsustainable and it doesn’t even feel that good anymore.
Since it's almost summer, can the moids please do more chest exercises and go outside shirtless. thx
You cuck.
>>34573064i havent tried it but im sure its awful
>>34573068I am going to walk shirtless with my pathetic skinny chest and you will like it
>>34573072:/
>>34573068i can’t wait to see some hot man tits this summer
>>34573071...I actually liked it
>>34573068>tfw chestlitSummerbros.... It's not my time.
>>34573076age?
>>34573068>can the moids please do more chest exercisesWhat kind of exercises>and go outside shirtlessNo, I'm not a manwhore I only do gardening and housework topless>>34573072Based>>34573071Nta but it's pretty good desu>>34573063No, life is suffering but what good are you deadI'm still a basketcase but just filled my life with responsibilities more important than myself. I'm still suicidal but you don't have time to think about it when you're busy and have people relying on you
>>34573021I try to abstain too for more energy
Women would you date a cynical man
>>34573078Mid 20s.
>>34573086mmm makes sense
>>34573089I don't understand
>>34573068As long as you do more glute, quad, and hamstring exercises.
Eminem hospitalised after car accident
I was just kidding guys you can relax
>>34573056>>34573060I've always been attracted to thicker women, but ever since I stopped being a neet, I realized that a belly looks good in its own way. They make women look softer. Still a little strange how I have no control over it.
>>34573082Do you worry about popping early?
If connectors have a male end and a female end then why are jacks called jacks but plugs not called jills
What will beggars do when everyone stops using cash?
>>34573104Steal
>>34573098Look it's going to happen either way unless I'm in the right head space.
>>34573068Do slight fat based moobs count?
>>34573104"The screen here is going to ask you a couple questions..."
>>34573108Poor fellas. They would have no choice.
>>34573098I'm the other guy who said he abstains beforehand, and I do it mostly so I get bigger loads and a better orgasm tbqh.
I knew a kid with the last name Roosevelt
Either gender, has your bf/gf ever been arrested and did you bounce afterwards?I might have to break up with my girlfriend. She just did something colossally stupid and got arrested for DUI after going out with her friends when I fucking told her to call me if she needed a ride. She even said she was going to uber or get a ride there and she lied about that, she drove and then got busted trying to drive home. Completely irresponsible and then I had to pick her up from jail and sign some shit to get her to release to me saying I would take responsibility for driving her home. I was fucking steaming. And she's like it happens, telling me people get DUIs all the time and have some sympathy and understanding of her situation. Are you fucking kidding me?
GenderWhat's a frivolous memory you still think about?
>>34573123"DUIs just happen" is just about as big of a red flag as a person can possibly haveYou need to cut your losses and she needs to learn the hard way before the super hard way and she's t-boning someone while drunk killing a family
>>34573122I know a guy who went to school with George Bush's granddaughter and he said that they did acid together and she showed him her reptilian form underneath the human façade
>>34573112hot..
>>34573130Really? I've had girls hit on me when going shirtless and couldn't explain that at all. BMI of 25 with a soft belly and a little bit of muscle, but no definition at all.
>>34573126MWhen I was in kindergarten I used to steal toys. One day when he was picking me up my dad noticed my bag was suspiciously heavy and you can imagine what he found inside. And I got scolded in front of my teacher. I still kept stealing stuff for a while after though.
>>34573136you must be tall and/or handsome
>>34573123No but I did date a guy who had gotten a DUI a little over a year before we started dating. The difference was that he knew it was incredibly stupid and felt bad about it.
>>34573137Based?
GenderHow long a period of no message do you consider yourself ghosted?
>>34573149F 12 hours
>>34573149M 24 hours
Fellas, is it worth dating and potentially marrying an extremely petite girl (under 5'2") at risk of being subconsciously thought of as a p*do by all other humans for the rest of your life?
>>34573139No, average height. But I am handsome. Which in my self perception gets cancelled right out by my body and height lol
>>34573149M24 hours unless I know the person usually takes longer
>>34573155> But I am handsome. o really :3? how handsome? what makes u handsome?
>>34573154How tall are you? You won't look like a pedo if you're a manlet.
>>34573149FDependsI can be in denial for like 2 weeks before I accept it
>>34573149FProbably a month? Wtf is with all the answers in hours?
>>34573159Over 6'5" ... We are both extremes of the opposite spectrums.
I want to ferretmaxx
>>34573149MTwo weeks.
>>34573149Women if they are interested will text back almost immediately, so I mean if they don't text back within a day you're ghosted.
>>34573158My face I suppose. What is it that makes a man handsome?
>>34573154I don't think anyone actually thinks that irl
Here is 10 reasons why humanity should worship me:Because I said so
>>34573154Yes
>>34573149FTwo weeks. But I would suggest double texting once more before giving up hope! I have definitely been busy or distracted and not answered a guy and then feel like it has been too long to answer him and then I would be too shy to message him first. So then I usually hope that they will message me again to give me another opportunity to reply and show interest>>34573154If you are in love with each other then you cannot help it and should go for it. However on behalf of other taller girls, we will probably side eye you guys in public because the tall men should be saved for us since our options are more limited
>>34573177Would you date the one inch man
Going on a first date for the first time in a long time. I spent hours trying to find a website to pirate the film we are seeing so I can watch it before seeing it with him on Saturday. Is this crazy or reasonable?
>>34573178Yes, I could put him in my purse and take him everywhere with me. And he could ride my cat like a giant horse
Women, do you like big biceps?
Foids, wow much fucking cock can you take before you start tapping out and pleading for a reprieve?
Your son has made our stories real.
>>34573183Moids type this shit out and then have a sub-6 incher
>>34573182Yes. It would be nice if atoga men posted theirs.
>>34573177The tallest I dated was 6'1" and no offense but it was kind of awkward. I like small cute things and petite women are kino. I would totally date up to like 5'9-5'10" though... even though it's only a few inches shorter the proportions are usually much different. I'm just lanky and get weird about it sometimes, so I don't want to have to look at another lanky person.
>>34573149M3 days if I clearly have their attention when I send it, 2 weeks max if I know for certain they're not on vacation, and I'll probably give up regardless at a month
Guys, will you please have some understanding and be decent for one point in your life! You can't possibly imagine what it is like to want to be in a relationship and settle down as a woman and you have to crawl through the mud and shit out there to find such a thing. There are societal pressures that you guys don't have to deal with!
>>34573187maybe she has a shallow vagina
>>34573182Yeahhhh
>>34573180That's pretty crazy. Why do you want to spoil the movie for yourself?
>>34573190That is very fair, everyone has their preferences. I am only 5'8 so I haven't had any complaints about it but I just like feeling small with a man
>>34573199It's a scary one and I don't want to be too scared
>>34573197Where are the biceps
>>34573201bitch you aint TALL you just at the higher end of average GTFO o' hereI get understanding wanting to feel tall. That's why I like petite girls (duh) it's the opposite side of that. Feeling bigger and more able to protect. 5'8" means you're more likely to have actual woman proportions though like good hip/waist ratios n' whatnot (god allowing) ... if not then RIPat the very least if you end up having kids your partner wont have to worry about them being manlets
>>34573189Mods hate that shit here thoBesides im a farmer and lift weights, and my biceps measure 14 cms in length from the bottom of my biceps to the top, my forearms are twice the size of some guys biceps because i carry bales of hay all day.99.9% of the time its guys giving me compliments, I guess it's too intimidating for women. Though they like pinching or squeezing in to it, while they run away in their drunk habits.
>>34573201
>>34573207wanting to feel small*
Will other women want to steal my boyfriend away because he has a big nose?
>>34573202lol ok
>>34573207Add 5 inches and you get the equivalent man height She'd be like 6'1 which is in the range of tall
>>34573204:B
>>34573217Very tiny manlet muscles. Lighting heavier lifting than him.
>>34573216Irrelevant but this calculation made me realize I'd have extreme height insecurity and cockblock myself with mental illness as a man because I'd be 5'11".
>>34573207I know I am not really tall but you would be surprised at things men have said. I have had a guy tell me I must be pushing 6', when in reality I am BARELY 5'8
>>34573225Yeah you seem to be fetishizing height a bit. Scoail media and its consequences have beena disaster for the human race.
>>34573123>DUIs all the time>have some sympathyI mean, why isn't she? Car crashes and death are incredibly ubiquitous. Why didn't she call you, esp when she said she would?In general, people are very stupid. It's good that nothing permanently bad happened, but the issue needs to be corrected and not happen again. If you can have a productive conversation where she genuinely changes, then no need to break up. We all do stupid shit. But it's also gonna be your part to guide the conversation well, to communicate well, to reason well, etc
>>34573222WymI wanna lift him.
>>34573226Yeah, because people suck at estimating height. Thats what makes this autistic obsessing over single inches even crazier. Sure you're not gonna pass for some giant, but a few inches? Completely subjective.
>>34573149one week you should probably let it go, assuming you double texted already.by two weeks, oh well, move on
How do men fap so silently?
>>34573154why do you care about how other people feel about something that isn't hurting anyone?
>>34573189What about biceps and forearms
>>34573235Doesn't get wet and creamy like Mac and cheese
>>34573180movie is a pretty bad first date
>>34573225At least the thought leaves you feeling more empathetic towards the manlet community, right?
>>34573235You just rub it. It is pretty easy
is nose and eyebrow piercing combo better on the same side or alternate sides? how does one know which side of the face fits one vs the other?
>>34573225I'd be just under 6 feet. Which probably wouldn't feel short if I was an only child but my brother is 6'4 and my sister would be 6'2 as a man. What the hell.
Are women attracted to Patrick Bateman?
large penii
>>34573251You could not have had asked a worse thread if you wanted advice on this. (Almost) All our moids hate piercings and afaik the only foid with piercings is BVAnyways, my gut tells me that piercing combo on the same side is better so you can have a professional profile and a cool profile
>tfw you get a bad haircut Also I'm starting to look like my dad.
>>34573251Idk I just picked a side and I feel like I should have picked the other one so the piercing was on the opposite side that I usually put my hair, but it doesn't bother me. Only eyebrow piercing thought not nose. I think I would alternate but my sister said fuck that and has a total of 5 nose piercings because she has a septum and two piercings on either side she likes symmetry. You could do what I do draw on a picture of yourself and see if you like it, that's how I plan new ear piercings.
Why are men gravitated towards inanimate objects like cars and computers
>>34573261Consider the following: If you were a man and your brother was a woman, you might be the same height. With a bad roll of the dice, you might still be shorter even then.Imagine being a brother who's mogged by his sister.
>>34573251it's all ugly AF so it doesn't matter
>>34573273men kill over dogs and horses, so men chill out with computers and cars instead
>>34573273watch them reply to this with some emo crap like "they dont leave me like women do"
>>34573273They're true marvels of human engineering, plus they're cool
>>34573267im a man, just curious on both sides perspective. i can sift through the faggot comments to find the one or two with an opinion. not looking for someone to choose for me just curious about the perspective of some of those in here
>>34573273Because they're cool as fuck what do women gravitate towards. Gay shit like babies and makeup
>>34573277why are you making responses up weirdo
Either genderDo you believe in an afterlife?
>>34573272I appreciate symmetry on others but for me I also find the contrast between the higher up and lower piercings on opposite sides to also be appealing. They balance each other out. I wear my hair equal on each sides (parted down the middle) so that isnt a worry for me but thats worth considering, thank you. I like the idea of drawing to plan out, i'll have to try that. im personally not a big fan of septums, especially on men, but I get the appeal. Especially given how many she has. Its one of those "looks good on them but not on me" kinda deals I suppose.
>>34573281>What do women gravitate towardArt, books, knitting/sewing, music, etc.
>>34573284No
>>34573288Seems pretty inanimate to me
>>34573284MI'm agnostic, so I don't know but I hope so
>>34573284nah, it is just over
>>34573293Everything has a soul, even (You).
Are Crazy Latinas just a meme?
>>34573279Oh if you're a dude I think the play is to pierce your left side, parting hair on the left projects a more masculine energy so I figure the same rule applies for piercings
>>34573227>>34573245Oh it's not like that, my boyfriend is 3 inches shorter than me and I sought him out because of it. I love little guys. I was more making observations about my own character and male behaviours I observe.But yes I feel more connected to the statistically tall guys who still have these insane complexes. In a way I have the same base neuroses in female flavours. I'd probably also obsess over my dick size and need reassurance from my gf (now bf in this reality) that she likes it. I feel more united with men as a whole now. We are truly all human.
>>34573297Aww
>>34573298It is NOT a meme, it is not a stereotype, it is just the cold hard truth. They really are like that. Some dudes are into it though so if that's what you fancy then go for it champ.
I can't even blame women. It really is undeniable.
I am convinced that BV and Ohio are the same person and you cannot convince me otherwise
>>34573307Who cares
>>34573306yeah, women are right once again
>>34573307I've never seen Ohio try to hurt anyone.
>>34573235it's not easy (I moan a bit)
>>34573306I would choose the white guy either way, their handsomeness always makes up for any other 'faults'.
>>34573312Proof that racism is a mental illness.
thinkin bout his slutty moid body
>>34573314i have nothing against asians or any non white race for that matter, they’re just all npcs, inside and out.
Women do you like guys who cheat at video games?
>>34573318What is this picture from
>>34573298When they smile at you like that is when you know you are fucked.
>>34573322Google
Men, would you kill for anyone?
>>34573325I would kill for (her)
>>34573325Literally no but I'd use that expression to describe someone right now
>>34573325Not anymore.
Women, what is your stance on guns?Would you be okay with your man owning one?
>>34573325Only for my mother currently, she raised me on her own and it is my duty to protect her and her honor
>>34573333based, i love my mom
>>34573325just for fun
MenWhy do you call women you want to fuck 'mommy'??
>>34573333>>34573334Treasure your moms, bros. I really miss mine.
>>34573331Not a fan, and honestly a deal breaker for me if he owns more than one. It's just very unnecessary, there are other means to protect yourself and even then, it's very unlikely you'll ever need to in life to such an extent.
>>34573336Not any women, just you. You are Mommy. Hi, Mommy.
>>34573334Me too, she's annoying sometimes but I know she means well>>34573338Always will, sometimes I get teary eyed thinking about her in the next few decades
>>34573325Yes
>>34573336not every women can be a mommy
>>34573331Pro>him owning guns is a plus.
>>34573350What kinds of guns are good then?
>>34573318I forgive markimoo for 20x20x20 mode.
>>34573351Regular kinds >.>The musket video was kino.
>>34573354What about the M1 Garand?Muskets are good though
can a dick be too girthy that it hurts?
>>34573338Then call her? Duh
>be me>Bipolar girl>almost cheated on my boyfriend while in a manic state but didn't>sent a friend a text message asking him to meet me in town for a date, promising him sex afterwards>he says yes>I get in my car and go, but on the way there, I have a vision of my boyfriend turning into a red, winged demon and eating me in revenge>I scream in terror, turn around, and drive home, almost having a panic attack the whole way>my friend spends the next few hours texting me asking where I am>I ignore him because I'm panicking and curled up in bed crying thinking that my boyfriend is a demon>fall asleep>when I wake up, I'm no longer manicAMA
>>34573356>gas powered semi autoInteresting at least.
>>34573362Your self diagnosed mental illness isn't an excuse to be a mean bitch.
>>34573325Kek. Fuck no. I guess the implication is there is a woman I would kill for, and yeah that's a fucking nope.
>>34573362Based demon boyfriend
>>34573364No, I'm diagnosed Bipolar.
>>34573362I'm trans btw if it matters
>>34573362Damn, imagine almost getting cheated on and the only saving grace was that a bigger delusion came along.
>>34573370How's the diarrhea?
>>34573275meh adds character to the face and can look pleasant if your style matches. a couple adds pleasantry to the face without overdoing it. if its not for you I wont argue though its preference at the end of the day.
>the neighbors above me are once again fucking loudly while i sit in my room, alone heartbroken about my ex gf:|
>>34573371Why not just ask him
>>34573371I didn't shit anymore. But my head hurts now.
>>34573362>>>/r9k/84676192Doubtful.
>>34573370Don't Scorpio Moons cheat all the time
>>34573362Fuck, are we gonna have a female qt posting old cartoons now
>>34573380>2003>old
barnacles are so gross
>>34573284MYeah.
Femanons:>go to comic con>at a booth to get an exclusive figure>as I pay, the wifi shits out on 3 of their machines so we're stuck waiting for the authorization on our cards>it was a cute girl who rang me up>as we wait we talk>she asks me questions>what I'm there for, what I'm into (music, anime/manga), etc>she also mentions that she's a talker and she can just talk for a while>she's laughing and giggling>adjusts her hair while we talk while looking at me (moving bangs out of hair, or other stuff)>we had a nice conversation>was literally stuck there for probably 5-10 minutes waiting for the machine to work with two others next to me>eventually leave and tell her to have a nice weekend and it was nice to talk to her>didn't ask for her number or socials because she was working and knew that was weird>but if it was a girl I had met randomly on the floor or whatever, I would have askedMy friend said I should have tried anyways rather than play it safe. Should I have? I felt weird doing that. I'm not some fucking retarded virgin that thinks a girl being nice means interest, but it felt like there was something there, but I didn't go for it because I didn't want to put her on the spot.
>>34573382In terms of cartoons and anime that's pretty old It's older than me
>>34573273Because POWER and BIG SHIT MOVING AROUND REAL FAST is cool
>>34573379>Don't Scorpio Moons cheat all the timeIf they are women yes.
>>34573387>younger than 23You will never be able to understand how lucky you are, my child
>>34573325Yeah.
>>34573385NAG but i think in this situation, i would have given her my number and invited her to reach out if she wants to, there'd be no pressure or weirdness put on her then
>>34573391Is this a real astrology post or is it just anti-women bait
>>34573393You're right I truly don't know what you're getting at
>>34573383oh yeah, buddy? well you're gross, and probably smelly too
>>34573396I think all the scorpios cheat
being in love is awesome
>>34573397I'm almost 40, being as young as you are was good times. Enjoy your youth.
>>34573395Idk. I had no pen or paper to just give my number to her or whatever, and even that would feel weird to me. I can't explain it, but it feels then I'm being creepy by just giving her my number.
>>34573400Well, at least until you are denied your love, then love is a prison.
>>34573385im a dude but let me give you a tip from experience: dont ask for their number give them yours. the reason putting people on the spot at their job is considered so taboo is in part because there is a potential obligation to feel forced to comply or risk potentially negative situations (because obviously they cant just leave). giving them your number solves that issue. if she was interested you'd get a text back, if not you don't have to feel bad or sad in the same way you would if she rejected you to your face or took your number just to block you immediately as you left. no clue if the femanons will agree but personally i've had the most success with this approach and the women that do go for it will appreciate and complement the way it was handled (starts you on a good note).
>>34573398I am not stinky I take lots of baths
>>34573391>>34573396They are meming, there's no difinitive sign of cheating in astrology. That is not how that works.
>>34573404I want to trap as many as I can in an unrequited love prison.
>>34573408thats awesome how do you do it
>>34573408I think you should have a nuclear bomb dropped on your head.
>>34573408evil woman
>>34573403i don't think it HAS to be creepy, especially if she's obviously enjoying the conversation>hey, i enjoyed our chat, hit me up the next time the wifi shits the bed [give contact]
>>34573410I engulf them in a cloud of farts.
>>34573405That's fair. But I guess I also think like giving my number makes me seem like a creep in like "hey bby. you're cute and you should def text me despite us briefly talking." Or that's just my anxiety talking.
>>34573379I would take a Scorpio Moon over a Cancer Moon.
>>34573419what is wrong with cancer moons
>>34573415ew
>>34573331I'm not entirely against them like I'm not vilifying hunting or target shooting as hobbies but I invariably find guys who are into guns especially when they say they keep one "for protection" insufferable. If you have a gun in the house and want to take it with you when you hide from the burglar sure but I get the feeling that a lot of the gun enthusiasts are practically begging for someone to try something so they have an excuse to use the guns for real. I would prefer he didn't but it's not a deal breaker.
>>34573415I'd swoon
How to milk men
>>34573419>Scorpio Moons are supposed to be sexy or something >in reality we're obsessive, weird, and nobody really likes us
>>34573426Pretend to love them and slowly ask them to buy you things
>>34573420Professional guilt trippers that suffer from mood whiplash and selective amnesia.
>>34573416NtaIt's way less creepy than asking for hers
>>34573426I thought lactation was your job
>>34573416from anxiety perspective you wont win. either option will have you stressing. that being said in my view asking for the number gives off stronger creep vibes than giving your number (although i dont think either are inherently creepy if situationally appropriate).
>>34573426use your mouth and hands at the same time
>>34573426Twist up and spit on that thang.
>>34573426You said you didn't browse /adv/!!! LIAR!!!
Foids, if a man doesn't act like his Mars sign with you he is probably not interested.
>>34573442what does it mean to act like your sign
>>34573433That's fair. I guess I need to find a good way to give a girl my number since I don't carry a pen and paper lol.>>34573435That's fair. I think I need to work on my anxiety with that for sure.
I don't even know what my mars or moon or whatever else sign is I just know the big one
Never give a Foid your natal chart. They will use multiple manipulative tactics to try to obtain it, but don't give in.
foids if i have my number printed out on a business card, how are you feeling about that
>>34573446If she does have any interest in you leaving to go find a pen and paper and coming back just to give her your number could be cute.
My company just signed a defense contract with Boeing :3
Post penisNow
>>34573444What constellation Mars was in at the exact time he was born. It governs his masculine energy, his instinct, his drive. Men will Mars out around women they are interested in.
>>34573453Ok
>>34573448you can just lie that you have a exciting one
>>34573452nicee :3
>>34573452ummm
>>34573454what if I am a cancer moon how am I suppose to act?
>>34573448True story. With Nancy's help, Reagan used Jimmy Carter's natal chart against him to choose dates and times that were bad for Carter and he crushed him debates.
>>34573446>I think I need to work on my anxiety with thatfirst times always the hardest, it gets easier the more you try. the anxiety will be rough the first time, especially anticipating the text back (even worse if they dont respond). just dont take it too seriously, you wont be filmed and put online the world will keep spinning either which way. I believe in you and your ability to work on it though, I was in your position once and have gotten a lot better. I've had multiple year+ long relationships stemming from trying so there is hope. good luck anon.
>>34573453
>>34573442His Mars sign is Capricorn, which is funny because he's literally dealing with work emails right now before bed. Not sure what it's supposed to mean with regards to how he's supposed to act around me, though
>>34573452>anon :3 is evilD:
foids why is it literally impossible to tell what you're thinking
>>34573468ntaI fucking love these dogs, they look so goofy. I want one so bad but from what I understand they're rather high energy
>>34573450Nigga walking around with a whole Rolodex
>>34573442>tfw >he's geminiFFSDebate into my pussy instead, damnit.
>>34573450imagine not having a QR code what a loser
>>34573453ok
>>34573472It's impossible to tell what anyone's thinking, really
>>34573453You are indian
>>34573461>be in a relationship with a cancer moon>they don't "catch feelings" but collect them like Pokemon cards>will text you a paragraph about a dream they had where you abandoned them>will cook you a homemade meal, tuck you in, kiss your forehead, and then resent you for three months because you didn’t say thank you with proper emotional nuance>scrapbook of every micro‑hurt you’ve ever caused, annotated, color‑coded, and emotionally laminated.>will ghost you, then come back like sorry, I needed to protect my peace… also I missed you… also I made you banana bread
>>34573466Like, I can get numbers at bars and stuff. Even at concerts or comics cons but it specifically being at a comic con booth and me just wanting to get my exclusive figure felt like I was already at a negative rizz advantage. I'm probably overthinking, since I've gotten it to work on the floor, but her working, made it feel like a different dynamic.
What’s wrong with Capricorn men
gemini is the best sign, we all know this
>>34573469Maybe that is his way of building his career so he can prioritize your future
>>34573488They're gay
>>34573454If my Mars is in Libra wat that mean
>>34573484sounds like a bipolar person
>>34573489Mwah
>>34573489lol. We all know who the best sign really is. I don’t even have to name it.
>>34573488They're hard
>>34573498put your name back on faggot
>>34573453Duck pic is the best I can do.
>>34573492If you are a man interested in a woman? You will be acting weird. You would try to be charming but you don't want to overpursue, you would be kind of passive, but all about making sure the mood and setting is right. You're probably a long walks on the beach guy. Libra Mars tend to spaghetti a bit though.
>>34573494asians have MBTI and sometimes regular astrology
>>34573502It's not tho>.>
>>34573495thanks <3
>>34573504Yeah that’s exactly what I’m doing lol
Is Astrology actually a good icebreaker with women? Would putting work into studying it pay off?
my ex and i used to look up our astrologies ironically. i miss life having whimsy*sigh*
>>34573513you're fucking obsessed with this guy aren't you?
>>34573514You should study it if you’re interested in it, but assuming all women care about astrology is pretty retarded.
>>34573514Idk. Most moids just lie about shit or call it crazy. A genuine conversation about astrology would probably be nice.
>>34573517(Torontopajeet is a poster that exists only in ENTJ’s mind)
She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
>>34573511I'm a guy btw
>>34573519Every woman I have ever dated has at least had a passing interest in Astrology.
>>34573514Might be with my sister but I don't know shit I wouldn't be able to have much of a conversation about it
>>34573509The last time I tried the real deal I got bonked for 3 days. They've got me in a real chastity belt here.
My strategy with astrology is to discard everything I don't like and call it fairy horseshit and then agree with the stuff I do like
I miss winter already
>>34573514It is pretty entertaining I think and a lot of girls are into it. It is good to filter crazies too>>34573520It is crazy
>>34573532Same
>>34573490He's got a good career but it's demanding and he's a workaholic. But yeah, when I find myself feeling annoyed I try to remember it's ultimately for us and to have gratitude
Guys please I’m desperate - How do I get a Ferham gf??
>>34573530Maaan, they are tightening their buttholes.
>>34573535>>34573532Same
>>34573517He's literally just talking about himself like a schizo
I've got that fever again
>>34573523>>34573542not surprised
I don’t miss her. I miss the version of me who believed her.
I miss her. :(
the moon looks pretty tonight
I have replaced her so I don't miss her anymore
It's dark out.
>>34573531I think that's how it's supposed to be read lol. Although tbf I've only learned more about it recently and it really is a bit eerie how it seems to fit, especially when you take into account all the other signs rather than just your sun sign alone
state gender.do you believe in god?
>>34573553>do you believe in god?FYes, but I used to not.
Who’s the hottest girl from the megaman series
>>34573524Banger, and I hate Nirvana.
>>34573538Thats just an end stage digimon
>>34573555this one (forgot her name)
>>34573543yellow?
>>34573505Aries are quite literally the babies of the zodiac. I love them, but they are immature and impulsive.
>>34573552Isn't that the thing? It's designed to always fit, in some way or another, regardless of who you are. It fits because you are looking for ways to make it fit. And if it doesn't fit then just throw in another variable that explains it all.
>>34573553F, no, if there was ever such a thing as a creator responsible for any and everything, he (or it) would be far too grand for a mere human to conceptualize let alone even dictate what it may or may not want from or think of us.
>>34573553that's a complicated question, it depends on what you mean by god
>>34573517obsessed? no. even if i had fallen for some guy.. i would have had to force myself to move on because there is no way (you) could actually be him. why would someone like that even be interested?? ungodly amounts of females out there that could be had.. i doubt anyone could ever truly love me, anyhoo
>>34573546believe what
>>34573553Female, idk I don't think it's knowable to us. I very much want to believe in some kind of god, but the Buddhist view may be more correct. idk
>>34573569>someone actually saved my timestampWild lmao
>>34573553MI do.
>>34573569you are obsessed with brown boys
>>34573561The nervous fever
Would you play the elevator game by yourself?
>>34573563Yeah, I don't disagree. There's vanity at play as well, in that it's just very fun to read about "yourself" in that sense and see yourself in astrological descriptions and make it all fit like a puzzle. Bit navel gazey and silly, and I'd never take it too seriously, but it is fun all the same
>>34573569You posted this earlier, my guy. And line you to be some chad's slam pig? kekI know they come in droves to you but I want true love, connection and a best friend. A life partner. But I get nervous sooooo, yeah.
white ladiesdo you hold it against white guys for dating black or brown girls
>>34573577What’s gotcha nervous
>>34573570Her lies about how she felt.
White women age like shit
>>34573585Hold what against white guys?You proved you don't like your own race.
>>34573591Spoiled milk
>>34573594>You proved you don't like your own racebut i've dated even more white girls...
Moids would you pull a rickshaw for your wife?
>>34573594>dating outside of your race means you dislike your ownDoes eating tacos mean you hate white people?
>>34573596If you really wanted more white kids and you passed 6th grade biology you know you'd have to impregnate a white woman to get them.
>>34573587What's it really matter. I hit the redline momentarily and I'm winding down now
White women :)
>>34573597>Moids would you pull a rickshaw for your wife?yea, to wherever i'm inseminating her
I can’t believe the fact that me marrying a white woman (I’m black) legitimately perturbs people on this site. Must be a mental illness or something
Why do men bitch about paying for dinner yet bitch about feeling emasculated when the woman offers to pay for it?
>>34573602Saar
>>34573588and that was?
>>34573605> bitch about feeling emasculated when the woman offers to pay for it?I don’t.
>>34573585No, why would I? People are free to date who they want
>>34573605You're conflating two different kinds of men
>>34573605>Why do men dislike unfairness while also disliking unfairness?Just go halfsies.
>>34573600what
>>34573599i'm working on it, hard to find anyone that isn't fat and or zogged in the states
>>34573612I am neither of those things.
>>34573598That's a false equivalency, you fucking retard, but what can you expect from someone that hates his future kids?
White men are just so perfect and beautiful
Who remembers me?
Ban makeup.
>>34573616>I'm working on itLemme guess, you're fat and balding
>>34573624He looks like a gay school shooter
>>34573624that is jeffrey dahmer maam
>>34573298https://onlyfans.com/isnotmena
>>34573627i have a six pack, ma'am
>>34573621His question is valid though, ugly incel
>>34573605Paying for the date should be a goodwill gesture instead of an expectation or worse a transaction for the woman showing up
>>34573631Oh so you're an alcoholicEh, you're rotting your sperm away.Tick tock.
>>34573632Don't talk about yourself in third person.
>>34573608Beware, she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' "Demon"!
Why can't men look like this anymore? What happened to you all>>34573628>>345736292/3 of these are correct.
>>34573639Why? I am valid. You will never breed by the way
>>34573643my hair gets like that but I am not blonde and I don't like hair it is too hot here
Either genderWhat's your stance on AI?
>>34573646What's with all the homosexuals
>>34573637>alcoholicno this is technically strike 3 the two huge things i have against me are, i'm under 6' and broke, but the last part is willful kind of like how a girl gets raped so she eats herself fat and ugly as a rape defense my defense against gold digging whores is being broke, works p well but i am confident that i can become wealthy after marriage
>>34573650Bad in widespread conquest. Good for one or two specific uses.
She's racist and I'm scared to tell her my first gf was black. (I was young an impressionable okay it's not like I wanted to date her, my crush at the time was a pretty blonde/blue eye girl but we were the last of our circle to pair up in high school). I would only ever date white girls now though because I want kids.
>>34573655>but i am confident that i can become wealthy after marriageBeggars dilema. Men are supposed to provide or they get less pussy on purpose. Just stick to paying hookers and tell your parents they're cat grandparents.
>>34573650MI only seriously use it as a glorified search engine but it's so horrifyingly sycophantic and hallucinatory that it really shouldn't be used for anything more than fact recall and the fact that people use it to navigate relationships and life and ask it for advice is extremely grim and stupidAnd I'm talking about chatbots and othersuch accessible and general use AIS I don't know enough about specialized uses of it to form an opinion
>>34573660where are you even meeting racist girls that'd be convenient to not have to get them up to speed
>>34573385I did appreciate the two dudes who weighed in and said I should have given HER my number, but I'm curious of a femanons thoughts on this and if she was interested in me in general.
>>34572391MThey have no honour and won’t stand on business if called out
>>34573650MAnnoying, I hate that it exists. I hate who owns it and how it is monetized. I like how useful it is and how much capability it gives me. It also gives infinite work to do now
>>34573660Your gf sounds cringe and mentally unwell
>>34573666You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
How does autofellatio feel?
>>34573672Like sucking a cock
>>34573650Conceptually, I love it. But it's largely just used by dimwits to mass produce complete filth that they then spew out online.Have you seen the WWE shit?https://youtu.be/OvbBLDSpO3A
>>34573662>paying hookersyou're just mad because you're fat, i never have and never would use the services of a hooker. >Beggars dilemait's not. what makes you think i want pussy before marriage? but i have a time limit set and if i get wealthy before marriage i can always move to the uae
>>34573672I was only able to lick the tip of my penis
>>34572391M, I don't dislike women but they tend to be very forgiving toward people who shouldn't be forgiven.
The world is largely a gilded cage but most people aren't ready to hear that.
>>34573665/soc/>>34573670she's just a /pol/tard, I think she'll mellow out eventually
thank god I'm not a manlet like my dad and my brother
>>34572391FMen's casual misogyny, specifically in the ways they joke and water women down to nothing but sexual things and/or a lack of intelligence. I'm not some feminazi or anything, but men just simply can’t grasp how demoralizing it can be to hear that stuff over and over again your entire life, both in media and irl, makes me want to avoid them in general sometimes. No one likes being the butt of the joke 24/7.
Women thoughts on Joan of arc? Is she an inspiration to girls and women everywhere or a crazy bitch?
I want to be doted on by a man
>>34573688Why
>>34573689It would make me feel happy and warm
>>34573685What about casual misandry?
my misogny is backed by science
>>34573660You need to tell her that you're into BBWs (Beautiful Black Women).
/atoga/, what have you been playing or watching lately?
>>34573692Thank you for bringing light another thing I dislike about men: their constant need to make it always about them. Did the question ask what I dislike about my own gender? if so then yes, I dislike misandry as well, but it didnt, did it?
>>34573696What if anon meant guys who are casually misandrist?
We are all expressions of one soul.
>>34573691Other things can do that
>>34573697Idk, maybe one of you normal men can beat him up or something and put him straight.
>>34573685>>34572391Thing I hate about women is how much we have to filter ourselves around themIt's no fun
>>34573650>What's your stance on AI?FIt has its uses, but it can't replace human input. Also, with so much information so readily available, you'd think people wouldn't be as stupid and uneducated as they are.
>>34573702Well, what are you hiding? I can't take a side here if I don't know if you should or should not be filtering yourself or not.
>>34573702Try not filtering yourself. You not filtering will be the filter. The women that are ok eith you saying the vile things are the good ones.
>>34573696I mean you've made the misandry, an offense towards men, about yourself in two different ways>Getting offended that I'd ask about it>Getting offended on our behalfSeems like you're an unpleasant cunt if you're gonna be so easily offended
>>34573704>Also, with so much information so readily available, you'd think people wouldn't be as stupid and uneducated as they are.It will be a downward spiral. There will be less need for the human intellect so we will gradually lose it.
>>34573708You're the problem>>34573709It's not really just filteringLike they have to be actively included in conversation otherwise that's an hr complaint as well
>>34573699This faggot again
>>34573700The warm gentle touch of a man feels different
>>34573717How about the warm gentle touch of liquor flowing down your throat. It feels the same but inside
>>34573710Great job ignoring why misandry was being talked about in the first place: Because men saw a woman talking about misogyny first. Why not reply to the post/question with your own reply about misandry? Why specifically reply to mine? Men are such attention seekers and they don't even realize it. >>Getting offended on our behalfThis is a bad thing why?
>>34573650FCan be useful for specific tasks but generative ai is always garbage
>>34573718Liquor is gross
>>34573719No I mentioned misandry because I knew it'd set you offFucking cunt
>>34573718That sounds EXTREMELY gay.
>>34573650Mlove itmakes my job so much easier
Pic related killed her husband and also conspired to kill her her step dad. Why are serial killers so attractive?
>>34573722But why do you even want to 'set me off' in the first place? I also did not get set off, I told you I dislike misandry as well.
>>34573721Only some of them you have to I really should stop thinking about alcohol
>>34573725she must have her reasons
>>34573725Wierd and asymmetric eyebrows. Mental illness indicators.
>>34573702>how much we have to filter ourselves around thempussy, just let it out
>>34573725She's quite solidly mid
>>34573728She wanted money. The text messages between her and her mom, who was also in on it, were literally them laughing while the dad was feeling sick.
>>34573733he was probably an asshole, people don't just try to kill their stepdad for no reason
How do I MakimaMaxx? Seems a lot of men are into women like her these days...
>>34573726Because you're so easily offended and it's women like you that make me have to filter myself
>>34573735least obvious moid hands in the thread
>>34573735Do you really want to attract the mental midgets that are makima fans? They can’t even understand a Japanese comic book
>>34573736If this is how immature and whiney you act unfiltered then good riddance.
>>34573735Start asking dudes to bark for you
>>34573730>5 minutes later on a zoom call from HR
>>34573725>attractiveThat's one word for her. Not one I'd use, but definitely a word.
>>34573741I mean, you started it
>>34573743I have gotten in trouble with HR a few times. It's funny that when you're good at your job, nothing ever sticks to you. It also helps being part of several marginalized groups.
>>34573749I did not, you admitted yourself you replied to me just to set me off. I did nothing to you.
>>34573751Please stop replying to that annoying nigger. I don’t like seeing his words on my screen. Thank you for your consideration to this matter!
>>34573751Your resentful energy has disrupted the atmosphere of comradery
I've said too much
anime ja nai, anime ja nai Hontou no koto sa!
>>34573738>They can’t even understand a Japanese comic bookntaFujimoto can't even understand The Big Lebowski
>>34573553mi don't "believe in" God, i know Him.
>>34573760schizo detected
>>34573758Thoughts on her?
>>34573553MYes
>>34573763NICE some knows this song.hmm I honestly don't remember her very well, I did watch victory gundam and I liked it but I don't remember her I completely forgot about her. I do know that her VA also voiced klonoa
>>34573766You sound like my mother.>If you're not moving forward, you're going backwards.
>>34573650male and hoping it replaces mankind ASAP. this will seem like an edgy position in this moment where people are worried about their livelihood, but any good parent hopes their child can take up the mantle and run with it, and humanity should feel the same way about the things it makes>>34573761sure but also God is reflected everywhere and in everything and wants to be known.
22 MHow to cure yellow fever?
Rate this style
>>34573770see her natural face and you'll get over itstill great for fucking
>>34573771lines out of 10
>>34573770that's a man
>>34573774No, I saw her cunt
>>34573775what happens if you use one of those on your penis?
>>34573775his neocunt*
Love is not for me
heaven wasn't made for me
Explain, plzhttps://youtu.be/8cpiKlEd2yw
>>34573777You cum
>>34573777u nut pretty hard
>>34573782>>34573783it can't possibly feel that good
>>34573784Wait till you to shove it up your ass
>>34573785well that's pretty gay and also looks way too big to fit in someone's ass
>>34573770Have sex with an Asian girl
>>34573553Myes
>>34573786Not just anyone's ass gayboy
>>34573786nta but youd be surprised how malleable the butthole is
>>34573553M, oh yeah
>>34573789stop talking to me fag>>34573790disturbing
>>34573792Wear the panties bitch
my sleeping schedule is absolutely rapedany adviceits 8 am and im not asleep yet even though i tried to sleep at 4 am
>>34573794you wear them you fucking faggot
>>34573770who
ah it's my favorite time of the month when I only need 4 hours of sleep :)
>>34573770>How to cure yellow fever?Indulge it and realize that most westernized Asian women are as vapid as white women or that non-Westernized Asian women's culture clashes with your core values.>>34573771Would/10She looks like Meredith Stout and that gives me Pavlovian sexual arousal.
>>34573796Wonder how you'd stutter and squeal if you said that to me Blondie
>>34573800I have that hand thing in cyberpunk
Why do people expect their first time to be amazing? For most people it’s awkward as hell. It’s like riding a bike for the first time you’re probably gonna suck at it. Sex is a skill like anything else, it takes practice to actually get good at it, especially if you're a guy. Women don't come as easily as males...t. had a disastrous first time at 19
>>34573770
>>34573806Gender?
This life is so shit that I've got to win in the next life. It's like a joke or atonement or something, and when I die God is gonna be like alright kid I've had my fun, let's give you yours.
>>34573809M 29
>>34573812nta skill issue, i had a pretty good time at 20
>>34573811I'm convinced I was an asshole in a previous life and I'm paying for it in this shitty life, hopefully the next one will be better
>>34573812Why use the tranime pic?
GenderHow many videos are in your watch later playlist
>>34573806>Women don't come as easily as males...Not in my experienceT. Male
>>34573817M3016, I do not clear the ones that I have watched
>>34573817M1,287
>>34573817M82thanks for reminding me btw
>>34573815Maybe we will meet wherever we end up
>>34573817F647
>>34573817M
you guys are really making me hate makima
>>34573826I see the negro getting executed in that video
>>34573829No, he was getting restrained whilst in custody. He decapitated his gf.
>>34573781MAI PEAKhttps://youtu.be/Nd0OFVeV-q4
>>34573830one could say she paid the toll
>>34573832shut up racist
>>34573817MYall using that shit?
Welcome to the island, ladies
>>34573834One could say she burnt the coal
I wish the sun didn't exist
stop jiggling your wieners around
>>34573842reverse psychology
how hard can sex really be? keep the mood light and playful, focus on her reactions and experience, i feel like sex must be pretty straightforward
>>34573842You can't stop me.
>>34573848Have you fucked
>>34573848It depends on your partner
>>34573380Why are you comparing me to that dumb ho
>>34573817Ma lot, but they're just blender, solidworks and miata repair tutorials
>>34573850Nta but obviously not if he's asking>>34573817None because I'm not a consoomer zomboid>>34573798>only need 4 hours of sleep :)You might feel that way but your body needs the sleep really
>>34573695Not had time for that, but I still try to do my Brawl Stars dailiesI saw One Battle After Another recently which was good>>34573643I'm not a blonde hobo, also it's too hot to wear that>>34573624As a white I hate myself>>34573604>me marrying a white woman (I’m black)Her family must be proud
>>34573852You both like old cartoons and you're a lil cray we'll see if she starts posting brandy tooDid you sleep this round or no
>>34573817F 0I’m surprised that people use that option
State sexIf you could permanently eliminate your need to sleep, would you do it? You have more time to do stuff, but you lose out on dreams and cozy feelings. Assume it's only for you, and if you get tired due to physical or mental work you just gradually recover without sleep in about the same amount of time it would take a normal person.
>>34573597Yes, I need the exercise>>34573555Tron Bonne could get it >>34573553Where is your god now?>>34573452Boeing are a bunch of crooks, like most corporations they care more about profit margins than passenger safety
>>34573865MYeah probably, I don't remember my dreams except nightmares anyways.
>>34573811You get one, better change now so you can enjoy some of it
>>34573865MSleep is the only reprive I get from being myself and aware of my own existence why would I give that up
>>34573865FYes but I would have to get used to the scariness of now being awake/ present during the night.
>>34573865I rarely remember my dreams, and can get cozy without sleeping, so yes absolutely.
>>34573273Idk, I can't drive, and while I like programming I just see computers as a tool to get a job donePeople who obsess about which car has more horsepower and which PC has more RAM are dorks>>34573097>ever since I stopped being a neetRIP, what do you do now
>>34573869>You get oneYou don't really know that>change now so you can enjoy There's no way I can change that I would enjoy
>>34573859Yes I slept a few hours (though it's boiling here) and gtgHow are you buddy>>34573859>anime>old cartoonsYou gotta be trolling :vSounds like a LARP anyway, like the kind of stuff Darkness used to post>>34573795Set an alarm for e.g. 8am every day, that's what I do, eventually you will start getting tired at night and naturally waking earlier
>>34573865M, yes, I have hardly any free time these days so the extra hours would be great
Do women like when men sag their pants?
>>34573880No
>>34573555
>>34573878>Yes I slept a few hoursFinally right>though it's boiling hereAh 20c in bongland it's boiling here too>How are you buddySome better some worse It's late I'm just about to go to sleep myself Good luck with that school stuff don't be messing with no kids ya nonce
women would you hug a tired man and trace your finger along his back until he fell into a pure sleep he's never been able to have his whole life
>>34573877>There's no way I can change that I would enjoyYou could make a change, and stop posting here, unironically>>34573811There's no such thing as the next life, all that exists is now>>34573883I'd tron bone her
>>34573886You've got it backwards
>>34573887Your imaginary asian fishhead gf?
>>34573884>Finally rightBetter late than nevar (I should've gone bed earlier tho)>it's boiling here tooRIP, hope it gets cooler soon dudeSleep tight Cheers, and uwot you know I'm a MILF enjoyerI think one of the single moms might've hit on me but I'm too autistic to be sure
Who up stroking they phone?
I go outside but never talk to anybody. I believe there's a non-zero chance I'm known as a creep.
Thoughts on tracker runner Wu Yanni?
>>34573901Someone post the "Armpits!" pic>>34573900This is normal in many parts of Europe
>>34573901God why I let myself become such a fat piece of shit?
>>34573903Just start running like herMood tho
>>34573901S-she's fast!
Does a good voice matter or adds a point to women?
do (Men) know how truly great they are?
>>34573865FSureI don't remember my dreams anyway
I thought we got past the mixed signals phase but we're apparently back.
>>34573906A bad one certainly takes some away
>>34573907What's great about men
>>34573913what isnt great about them
>>34573915Burden of proof is on you
>>34573917the only bad thing about men is how unhappy a lot of them are and how they get treated badly
>>34573901she is cute
>>34573907>do (Men) know how truly great they are?Fuck off.
>>34573920You can’t stop my love for you
>>34573906Yes, definitely.
>>34573901Zero waist or hips
>>34573924You're fake & gay.
>>34573907Not rly >>34573906Can def add points>>34573911https://youtube.com/watch?v=3fHl9bxVT58&si=CykGtj7ZzSVoeWMy
>>34573907Why the word "Men" can be used for all of Humanity, but the word "Women" is used for just a half of Mankind? Do you think it's fair?
>>34573936cause its a shorter word so its easier to say/use
Why is ASMR so relaxing?
>>34573938And?
Can I please have an older millennial big sister gf who shows me all the video games and shows from her childhood that I have never even heard about before?
>>34573936All WoMen are Men, but not all Men are WoMen.Men is the default gender.WoMen is short for Womb Men.They are a special gender, a special kind of Men designed specifically for childbearing.That's why they get double standards and special treatment.
How to get an ex boyfriend back if there’s an open line of communication/being friendly through text? Do I play hard to get?Ignore him for long periods of time? Say I’m doing something important?What!
>>34573943This was my first babysitter.Getting me into Kingdom Hearts likely drastically defined by tastes
>>34573940Because thats the point of asmr retard God, anime fans are so fucking stupid
>>34573943>millennialmillennial milfs are such a downgrade from gen x milfsgen x milfs had maturity and gracemillennial milfs are still taking quizzes on which Harry potter house they belong to.
>>34573950>millennial milfs are still taking quizzes on which Harry potter house they belong to.MHufflepuff is what I always get now
>>34573950Four houses were too many to write. Rowling should've limited that shit to two, the red one and the green one, the only houses that matter. Also, Quidditch is a stupid sport with that Snitch asspull.
why are women
>>34573954That's why>>34573944
My problem with dating older women is that the idea seems hot and exciting right now when I am 23 and she is like 35 to 40, but what happens when I am 33 and she is in her 50s? The relationships are pretty much only designed to be temporary flings and I wouldn't want to hurt her.
I suppose that's how you play me for a fool. My sword is always raised, you don't throw yourself at it to get through, you slither past and under my armor and coil yourself around my heart, so very gently. But I will feel you constricting eventually. It just took a little longer this time. But not next time.
>>34573956>and I wouldn't want to hurt her.Dude she knows what it is, you're both just using each other as a human pleasure stick/hole.>but what happens when I am 33 and she is in her 50sOdds are she'll drop you for a younger model before you turn 30.
I love women
>>34573901No hips.
>>34573950It's no surprise that millennial milfs would be quick to latch on to one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>34573964god tier> atlas shrugged> the strangergood one
>>34573865>if you get tired due to physical or mental work you just gradually recover without sleep in about the same amount of time it would take a normal personSo basically insomnia. You have to lay there and rest and try to turn off your brain but you can't sleep. Horribly boring, no thanks.
>>34573817M 514
>>34573650It will destroy most of us.
I used to think he was an opportunistic bastard but as time goes on he seems more like a gullible fool walking straight into a trap. It's almost enough to make me feel sorry. But not quite.
>>34573972Whomst'd've?
Cant sleep
>>34573964Putting ASOIF in shit tier is performative af
>>34573943Sure, let me show you the best console and controller ever made that no one bought, playing one of the best games ever made. Toy Commander on Sega Dreamcast.
>>34573977nta>Putting ASOIF in shit tier is performative afDude the book doesn't even have an ending LMAO
>>34573964Alive in st? Huckleberry in st? Somebodies childhood sucked
>>34573981That doesn't make what we do have bad. The writing is still good and has many worthwhile storylines that are written well. Putting it in the same tier as HP is insane.
>>34573848>i feel like sex must be pretty straightforwardYou are woefully wrong.
Sex can be done sidebackward
>>34573986>That doesn't make what we do have badI had a stroke while reading this.Replace "make" with mean.GRRM is good at world building, but he doesn't know how to stick the landing and tie it all up, which is why the books will never get an ending.
>>34573990It's 3am MY BAD >but he doesn't know how to stick the landing and tie it all upI think it is more so he just has too many weeds to untangle. 4 simultaneous battles with 20+ PoVs is hard to write. Add onto that his other projects and all the distractions being a rich guy brings and it just doesn't get done in a timely manner.
>>34573989It can also be done upside down, which I've been sort of getting into more.
>>34573992Cool I'm a Virgin don't kill me
>>34573991>It's 3amsame, you in CA?>4 simultaneous battles with 20+ PoVs is hard to writeHe fucked himself adding all of the Dorne stuff, huge mistake.>and it just doesn't get done in a timely manner.It's been 15 years, and it's not even the final book, a little too late for that excuse.
>>34573993Why would I kill you?
>>34573996I panicked I'm sorry
Holes are precious <3
>>34573977>>34573983
>>34574002>>34573964are these from /tv/ or /lit/?
>>34574000Most holes are fucking hideous without makeup and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>34574000Which ones are your favorite, though?
>>34574002Haha
Okay, you do find some funny posts on /adv/ occasionally which makes coming here worth it kek>>34573746
>>34574010That is too long
Moids, what would you do if you were president of the united states?
>>34574015Declare war on Israel
>>34574006The ones who beg to be used and ruined!
>>34574017>coup/military putsch in 3, 2, 1
>>34574015Leave that third world country ASAP, d'uh.
There should be a streaming platform but only for 4chaners
>>34574023but theres only 3 people on 4chan
>>34574020I specifically ask for mine to be treated gently, so I feel excluded.
>>34574024I suppose we could make a schedule where one streams and the rest watch and we switch weekly
>>34574025If you ask to be treated gently, but secretly want it as rough as possible, that's the hottest.
I can not believe people actually enjoyed the Sims.
>>34574027I didn't want to mention that, but pretty much yeah.
>>34574029You need a soul to enjoy the sims
>>34574015Ban all abortion clinics overnight.
>>34574033Enjoying the sims is kinda psychopathic imo
is it weird that I take an hour to 45 minutes to masturbate? I mean I can do quickies but lately I just want to enjoy it more and longer.
Gender What do you think will be your last thoughts or memories?What would you like them to be?
>>34574036I try to get it over with asap.I want to have sex, jerking it is just a soulless placeholder.
>>34574036What's weird is that you wouldn't say the shorter time first.
>>34574037I hate everyone.
>>34574037If I'm dying alone I will probably think of my favorite gf from the past
>>34573907No
>>34574039I do too but I'm super shy and scared of people so if your options are limited it's best to make the most of what you have don't you think? >>34574040but I always talk like that>>34574015Kinda depends, the president's power is as strong as how many are willing to enforce their will, right now we have the stronest president ever, congress gets out of his way, senate can't do anything even if they wanted to without congress, supreme court is in his back pockets, the billionaires who control the media are on his side so he gets to do what he wants without worry of consequences, sadly power like that rarely is used for good things so if you were to be in this position and trying to do good things you'll find obstructions at every turn, it's honestly rather depressing in the grand scheme of things.
>>34574015Dissolve it
>>34574015Order research into the fall of the west over the last 25-50 years to make it an established fact that liberalism/leftism is the same thing as societal decline, then teach that in schools to create a generation of patriots, from there, good results would flow freely.
>>34574048So you are just inherently stupid.
>>34574015Finally make the Metric System mainstream here
>>34574015You need to make living in the US attractive so that people aren't tempted to leave the country as much as they are now. Bragging about the price of eggs or giving women unlimited birth control through free abortions doesn't fix the country.Direct the federal government to make swaths of land it owns available for building affordable housing and high speed public transport to areas where people work. Incentivise developers to build there and disincentivise investors from grabbing starter homes en masse and holding them for the prices to go up. Real estate investors in the US should pay significantly more taxes and any tax benefits should be reduced to a minimum.
>>34574052Am not!
>>34574055You are that insufferable faggot who tries to be cute all the time.
Dancing into lunch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY>>34574031Spicy!
>>34574053About damn time!
favorite sex position?
>>34574037M>shit is finally over
>>34572367M or FDo you think investing in long distance space travel is pointless and that the only way to actually travel across space is though portals?
>>34574062F. PRONE.
>>34574062to experience or to goon to?
>>34574064>travel across space is though portalsFiction.
>>34574062Fposition of power
>>34574064MI think a problem is that currently investing in long distance space travel is actually synonymos with investing in companies owned by Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. It's not a guarantee that making these people rich brings us any closer to the stars.
>>34574062Mstanding doggy/bent over, I like the aspect of "we couldn't even make it to a bed we had to start fucking right now"
>>34574037MI'd like to die in peace and not in agony or pain. Beyond that it doesn't really matter, does it.
>>34574062MI'm a virgin but I think cowgirl would be my favorite holding her boobies while she bounce on it seems fun
>>34574062Anything that let's me bury my face in his chest
>>34574037MProbably a lot of sadness over a miserable life. I almost started crying right before surgery because I realized how alone I was and if I died on the table, nobody would have cared.
>>34574015Run for a second term... after leaving my party and announcing that I'm an independent.Make my platform the destruction of the two-party hegemony. Say that voting for me is equivalent to a national referendum on ranked-choice voting. If elected, then I'll tour the country and go to every state and shittalk the local politicians for being too cowardly to implement RCV.
>>34574082Man, I'm so sorry
>>34574015Day 1 I begin building a mass scale populist movement and build a cult of personality around myself, I will need more than two terms to achieve these goals so eventually I will need to justify not leaving office whem the time comes, and the populist thing helps thatThat aside,>Deport as many blacks and browns as possible>Foment as much ethnic identitarianism in the broader west simultaneously, popularize European/western identity as a valuable and important bond across the english speaking world>totally neuter israeli financial/intelligence networks in the US and keep the Israeli state at arms length>invest heavily in nuclear energy, keep fueling the AI bubble (even if I know it will eventually fail) if it means I can justify massive energy expansion on that basis and many others>Begin decades long automated production capacity investments like robotics and industrial mining operations, end goal being at least semi-industrialized and modernized industrial systems and networks taking full advantage of the US' wide range of individual economies and economic centers whilst accounting for lower populations and labor shortages (like japan but better ROI due to bigger scaling capability)>find at least some moderate progress on affordable healthcare and education, at the very least transparent pricing and competitive pricing with other major economies on things like pharmaceuticals and costs of degrees>fix crumbling infrastructure - inflationary but long term gains + increased employment/GDP actually makes it a good investment due to how much needs to be done>mass-legislation to increase housing supply, total NIMBY death in all 50 statesregardless of my success on the above points, on my final day in office i also launch every nuclear warhead I can at all major indian population centers
Foids, would you cosplay her?
>>34574087I couldn't. I'm like the opposite of her.
>>34574062doggyi get to be intimate with her, but i am deeply disgusted by my body and hate it when people look at me so her not looking at me makes it much more relaxing and enjoyable
>>34574087All the looks are boring.
>>34574091How do you have the confidence to talk to women while being disgusted with your body?
Did anyone else get groomed by a woman on omegle back in like 2012?
>>34572591She is obviously fuckable, Im just put of by everything that comes out of her mouth
>>34574094i dont need to be confident i just do it and it works it works, if it doesnt it doesnt
>>34574015 Government mandated gf
>>34574096not omegle but i had a weird relationship with a divorced woman on WoW when I was 13. I knew it was weird and probably not good but I unfortunately have really bad mommy/daddy issues so i loved hoe she made me feel and I kept talking to her for several years.
>>34574105>WoW when I was 13I had a guildmate send me a picture of her boobs for my birthday, I still have them saved.
>>34574099>i just do it and it works it works, if it doesnt it doesntHow the fuck do you get this mindset?
>>34574109you dont need a mindset beyond "just man up and do it", like anything else in life
>>34574104The idea of prostitution as professional social work is an underutilized premise for smut, but I really don't think it'd ever work in a productive and humane capacity.
>>34574118Why not? Nta, but I talked about this before. Western countries are rich enough to offer money to villages or other third world shitholes to give their daughters to Western men. Of course, we would need laws around the females just not divorcing the men and running away after they get into 1st world countries. Yes, I thought about this a lot.
>>34574118>The idea of prostitution as professional social work is an underutilized premise for smut, but I really don't think it'd ever work in a productive and humane capacity.In Japan there's a charity which pays for people who are so disabled they can't masturbate to be given hand jobs.
>>34574062in hole :)
>>34574118but onlyfans is literally just that.men who cant afford escorts pay for view of crumb of pussy and women just sell their soul for itseems to be working rather fine and women are happy about that exchange
I wanna be the pussy.
>>34574066dont u need a lotta meat for that one
>>34574015Criminalize lobbying and require every recipient of money from a foreign interest lobby to testify about why they took they took the money and what they used it for.I would put most of congress in prison for treason based on their testimonies.I would encourage the abolition of the Democratic and Republican parties after imprisoning most of their leadership.I would also try to gain popular support for a bill that completely bans usury.
>>34574128>Yes, I thought about this a lot.Clearly. But I've thought about it more, I think. It's not something I want to debate while I'm working, though.>>34574134That's not real.>>34574136It's nowhere near the same thing.
>>34574139Not really. I have a huge butt, but I've never been with a guy that I didn't enjoy prone with.
Is it rare for a woman to actually like dick?
>>34574147No. Why do you think there are so many humans?
>>34574147No. But I think men in general overestimate which aspects of dick most women care about.
>>34574118That smut wouldn't be very appealing to women. Men who need social services cannot be attractive.
>>34574062MHolding each other close during missionary.
>>34574143No, you haven't. Only females in the host countries would see it as a bad thing, and they would have more competition. But this means they would actually have to become good mothers and good wives, because the 3rd world wife will be more grateful and willing to please her Western husband. But it's all just wishful thinking because females in the government of Sweden and Netherlands already put a stop to men trying to get wives from SA or SEA.>It's not something I want to debate while I'm working, though.Why did you feel the need to add this? Why the fuck would I care if you're working?
>>34574066While getting hugged tightly and groped from behind, hm?
Do women prefer to have sex without kissing?
>>34574150>>34574151idk, i feel like most straight women are just indifferent to penises
>>34574162Why?
>>34574152There are lots of ways to justify a hot guy needing them. It's a fictional setting.>>34574156Because I didn't want you to get pissy when I don't engage with your shit. Too late though, apparently.
>>34574158Is that just the way everyone likes it or have I talked about it too much ITT?
>>34574165>Because I didn't want you to get pissy when I don't engage with your shit. Too late though, apparently.You didn't say anything that counters my points besides "I thought about it more than you". You're very stupid, aren't you?
taking a shot in the dark here but any /atoga/ posters every actually try any of that dick lengthening stuff, can u share ur experiences
>>34574164cause they always say other body parts are more interesting. Shoulders, hands, etc.
>>34574175anon most men are also more visually compelled by secondary characteristics too. Face structure, hips, even footfags are into the perceived femininity of feet.
>>34574170I said I didn't want to debate it, fuckface. I'm not "countering your point" because it's not worth spending too much of my downtime on. If you want the title of being the weirdest fuck in the thread that has thought about this retarded idea, take it.
>>34574178You're definitely weirder than me, Mrs. i-lost-my-virginity-to-my-uncle-then-i-dated-my-cousin-who-cheated-on-me.
>>34574181>lol u got molested #ownedthis is some low level bants anonny
I have wavy brown hair like Clavicular, if I showed my hairdresser a picture of Clav and asked for his haircut, do you think that she would know who he is?
>>34574161Yes
>>34574187He trots this shit out every time he posts here too. One of the biggest losers I’ve seen on this website.
>>34574161I would like have sex only with kissing. I think most other women would agree
>>34574087I have black hair and wear black clothes. I could do that version of cosplay
>>34574143>That's not real.NTA. There is something.https://youtu.be/HErf4OELzYk
>>34572367I wish I were gay. I hate being attracted to women.Vaginas are ugly and full of gross gunk.
>>34574187>>34574193What makes someone like that?
M and F:Eye contact during oral? yes or no?
>>34574190Yes. Do not do that
>>34574203F. Yes, both when I'm giving and receiving. When I'm blowing a guy, I want to see his reactions. When he's eating me out, I want him to look anywhere but at my pussy.
>>34574194>>34574194As in the sexual contact is various forms of kissing eachother
They got your future wife in a full nelson rn
>>34574208>When I'm blowing a guy, I want to see his reactionsnta but genuine question.If the guy points upwards when hard, and its painful to pull it forward too much.... would you still be able to blow him and look at his face?I always imagined the only position that could work would be for the girl to have her head on the guy's stomach, looking down at the dick (almost from the guy's pov)
>>34574210well i hope they treat her nicely afterwards
The foids here are all fat and subhuman. Why are we taking advice from them?
>>34574178whoa whoa whoa, you sound like my ex
>>34574221Hey I'm skinny, at leastYou could go ask all the hot women in your life for advice instead though?
>>34574200A personality disorder and bad parenting are my guesses. I also doubt someone like that pays their own bills or lives on their own.
>>34574213>If the guy points upwards when hard, and its painful to pull it forward too muchNever been with a guy like that. How far can it point forward before it starts hurting?
>>34574203MYes, whether I’m giving or receiving.
TFW no Obsession gf
>>34574168I have that fantasy regardless of what people have said in this thread.>>34574208>I want him to look anywhere but at my pussy.Huh.
>>34574232Maybe about this is the limit?
WomenWould you rather have 2 mothers or 2 straight gay daddies?
What does the average normie woman do when she gets off from work?
>insult someone>they insult you back>OMGG HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? :((
>>34574239It's an achievable fantasy, at least.>HuhWhat's that supposed to mean?
>>34574230this phrasing implies you concede some degree of subhumanity
You can’t say that, that’s our word.
Getting ice cream
>>34574240How painful is it to go more forward? Like is it something that can be eased into or is that the physical limit?Also that's a huge dick.
>>34574210I bet my future wife is sitting at a desk rn
>>34574249cracker is our word but you can say cracka
>>34574243>insult someone>they tell you they don’t appreciate being insulted>WOW LIGHTEN UP LOL LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE
people criticize the obvious exaggerated penis sizes here but i never see any moids get called out for lying about being NBA player levels of tall
>>34574199You are gay
men who enjoy dirty talk , do you want her to do it too??
>>34574260All you guys six feet and taller seem insanely tall to me, but I at least know how big dicks are supposed to be up close.
>>34574264You talking back to me slut?
>>34574244hehe :)>>34574264I'd say it's mandatory.And I'd be disappointed in myself if I wasn't able to get anything out of you.
>>34574260It usually come with mega autism. So they're kinda coat racks and nothing more.
>>34574275Cope
>>34574251I guess its very similar to how stretching your legs feel. Maybe you can train it to go beyond? idk ive never tried. But it you pull it to suddenly it'll feel like a pulled ligament or something >Also that's a huge dick.Just a diagram
>>34574275I want one woman to take on all my lust. Is that possible?
>>34574283Mine can't go that far down wither you vant train it you will just hurt your self
>>34574283That sounds painful. So your gf can't ride you? Is this a medical condition that can be addressed?
>>34574260having a small dick is a mild setback and is a light joke being a manlet is a literal existential curse of lovecraftian design
>>34574275That's funny coming from foids who feel ugly when a man doesn't want sex and ghost the guys who don't kiss on the first date.
My penis is small and noble, like a Greek statue.
>>34574292Greek statues don't have boners
>>34574275For all their talk of men being "lustful", try denying a horny woman sex even once, and you will realize how hilarious that is.
90% of women are basically the exact same person
>>34574275>his emptiness is endlessIncorrect, my balls are always full and need to be emptied several times a day.
>>34574297Satan says this in The Last Temptation of Christ
>>34574298"Emptying balls" has to be the dumbest, grossest euphemism ever. That's not how balls work, and men obsessing over their cum as the symbol of intimate satisfaction is pure stupid.
>>34574286Are you german? lolBut yeah, i'm just wondering now if it is possible to train it like stretching a limb>>34574287>Is this a medical condition that can be addressed?No lol. This is normal. Erections point a various different directions....
>>34574306>cum as the symbol of intimate satisfactionThat's what a good orgasm feels like to us.
Do women even actually exist?
>>34574306Why do women hate male sexuality so much??
>>34574308I've seen dicks like that where they hug the guy's body while erect, but only in a clinical setting. I didn't know it was so inflexible like that, though. I guess it makes sense that the range of motion is limited based on how it naturally points when a guy is hard.Why are dicks so weird?
>>34574306Porn terminology is pure cringekino.>ywn call her breasts "wobbly goonmeat"brutal
>>34574309I get it, cumming must feel good. But can you articulate how much you want to feel good with your gf without using the words "load" or "ropes" or whatever? Like I don't get gross about my own bodily fluids outside of jokes.
>>34574314I hate cum, not male sexuality. There's a difference and men need to learn it.>>34574316Well that's just silly, not disgusting.
>>34574319>There's a difference and men need to learn it.what have you done to earn our attention?
>>34574319Why do you hate cum?
I am not sexually compatible with my gf. How do I get her to understand this and maybe dump her? She thinks I'm joking because "all men are into" what she's intoThat being blowjobs, insults, rough sex, she basically wants a selfish, dominant manI am not such a man
>>34574319cum is part of our sexuality. Its what the whole thing builds up to
Anyone else ever tempted to end it before growing old and decrepit? There's nothing positive about ageing, nothing.
>>34574306>That's not how balls workI truly don't care and that has never been relevant to sex, unless you are very autistic.>>34574317>grossAgain, I don't particularly care if it is gross to you as an individual I will never see or meet.The good girls are into it.
>>34574317What about “I’m finna buss” or “amabatukum”?
>>34574306> That's not how balls work.. is it not?
>>34574323Embarrassing power fantasy of owning tha degenerates, if this were real you'd manage "we're not compatible, goodbye, I hope you find someone suitable" without encouragement or guidance
>>34574320I've been talking about that difference for actual years now, and I feel like maybe some people understand thanks to me. Right?>>34574322It smells bad and tastes bad and feels gross once it gets even a little bit cool and it's hard to get out of laundry and I hate how it feels to wipe off and I could go on.>>34574324No, it builds up to feeling good. What comes out of you only matters if you want it to matter. You just inextricably link goo to you being happy.
>>34574329ntaBalls just produce the sperm. Prostate produces the semen (liquid)
Weird how women hate cum, but we love pussy juice
>>34574332Okay so balls CAN be emptied then
>Find kissing grossThat's fine, saliva is full of germs>Find cum grossNOOO you need to like my stinky ball sludgeI don't get it
>>34574210Hot, but it's also 9 am and she should be at work rn>in b4 she is at work
>>34574327>unless you are very autisticDon't start.>>34574328Stupid, but at least not focused on the actual stuff coming out.>>34574329>>34574332Multiple glands contribute to the components of ejaculate. The balls don't store all the cum. They don't even make the majority of the fluid.
>>34574333In both cases here, as an adult, you should be able to recognizes men and women are not monoliths and the women who hate cum are not all women and you liking pussy juice does not mean I do.All sexual liquids are gross. Only sweat is okay
>>34574335Whoever thinks kissing is gross deserves to die alone.
>>34574333My pussy juice doesn't smell like chlorine and turn into wet clumps of writhing, dying biological missiles.
>>34574326>Anyone else ever tempted to end it before growing old and decrepit? There's nothing positive about ageing, nothing.I'm hoping I pass away after my dog passes away. Probably another 5 to 7 years?
>>34574339I was listening to a podcast yesterday and one of the women said this then another woman's husband turned out the be the same wayThey're all autistic thoughApparently the woman gives 1 kiss a day at the start for her husband's sakeMe, I would just.. not marry someone who wants something I dont' like that much
eating nutella for breakfast
>>34574341What about your parents?
>>34574335Men want to feel wanted and desired. Is that so hard to understand? They whole point of finding swallowing hot is because it feels like she desires and accepts something from us
>>34574343I just had a salad and bacon wrap with some spices and onions sauce pretty nice ngl
>>34574334Your body produces orders of magnitude more sperm than needed. The limiting factor of ejaculate is the seminal fluid mixture that the sperm is added to.
>>34574340>My pussy juice doesn't smell like chlorine and turn into wet clumps of writhing, dying biological missiles.sorry i guess
>>34574345I don't understand what the first part of your comment even has to do with the second.You can feel desired without specifically having your cum swallowed.
>>34574345that is why a girl saying cum inside me is so hot
>>34574342I'm autistic and I love kissing. I even kiss my best friend.
>>34574348You can apologize with your empathy and giving a courtesy wipe next time you cum on your gf.
>>34574345>They whole point of finding swallowing hot is because it feels like she desires and accepts something from usYou should probably watch less porn. I get that kind of validation from women outside of the bedroom and know for a fact that swallowing cum probably isn’t very pleasant.
>>34574351What's your point.Autism is a spectrum so its varied in its severity. A common symptom of autism is hyper sensitivity to stimulous. For some, this can be noise. For the woman on the podcast its the slimy feeling of saliva. Them being autistic is why she and he are like this, but it does not mean all autistic people share the experience since its a vaguely defined spectrum
>>34574349See >>34574350It feels nice to have your cum be craved
>>34574317Creampie is my favourite smut tag.
>>34574355Again, what is your point? It feels nice to be complimented on your new haircut too.
>>34574352I'm a virgin
>>34574357GenderFavorite smut tagsMAlpha/betaReverse rape
>>34574358>They refuse to understand usIs what it is guess.
>>34574344You're right, after my parents pass away then which might be a long time from now.
>>34574357That's fine. Cumming inside is different, even if it's not the couple actually trying for a baby. It goes through the motions of an intense, intimate moment that starts the biggest step in a relationship.I absolutely hate cum but I'll gladly ask my bf to finish inside when we're ready. Porn mimicking that intensity makes sense as a popular thing.
>No woman will peg me because its gaybros... its not gay, right?
I have a question for the same gender. Do any men actually use the fly on their underwear whenever they go to the bathroom?
>>34574364you should do some cum exposure therapy
>>34574359Well keep it in mind when you get a gf then.
>>34574335ironically horny way to describe semen desu
>>34574362>trying to argue with pedanticanonStop feeding HIM
>>34574367no, a guy really has to go out of his way to look at the urinals
>>34574367mine don't have that, seems dumb
>>34574366I've been asked by two separate women if they can peg me. They definitely dont care if its gay.
>>34574368I have been getting covered in jizz more this past half a year than I had my entire life before this point. My feelings still stand. Cum is gross, but I can survive some of it because I love the guy making it. And he respects my feelings on it while appreciating and reciprocating my efforts to make him happy.
what do women get out of pegging a guy
>>34574377vengeance
m herethis is my favorite face on keyboard :)whats yours:)
>>34574306JH, are you still not over your childhood trauma?
Do you agree that women should refrain from playing traditionally male sports such as football? It's so unfeminine when they do...
>>34574381M:o) honk honkWhen I was younger I used :> a lot as well.
>Talking to new girl at work>Ask if she's single>Nah, she's a "demisexual" looking for the "right man" to "make it work" and he should be a "scoprion" because she's a "lebra" and she thinks that's an "ideal match" but she'd settle for a "lion" What did she mean by this?
Started seeing hookers recently, I don't think I want to stop. On the plus side it cured me of my porn addiction, inspired me to stop competitive gaming, and it made me get a job (I'm a grad student, so in order to fund this without touching my savings, I needed a job other than side-gigs). So it's been a net-positive so far, though I suspect it has long term implications like being undate-able to most women, and obviously it's a money drain, though sustainable for me at the moment.
>>34574377i honestly think 99% of them actually dont like it at all. Its just internet popularization of niche fetish stuff that's repackaged as "empowering" because the woman is in control or whatever. Were the cultural subtexts not so prevalent in its current appeal, I think most women would vomit at the thought of her man ever agreeing to such an act, let alone her doing it to him.
>>34574337>Don't start.Didn't ask you to get triggered.
>>34574390Nah I meant likeIf she makes a guy cum with thisHe's not on refactory and she hasn't even been stimulated at allLike physically what does she getAt least when women are being subs yea they're being lazy fucks and making you do all the work, but both parties get off.
>>34574364>intense, intimate moment>Porn mimicking that intensity makes senseExactly. That's how I associate cum as a symbol of intimate satisfaction, as you said.We seem to be in agreement.
>>34574387She suffers from woke and astrology delusions, just stay away from her
Podcast recomendations?
>>34574389good for you
>>34574391Too late. I'm not autistic.
>>34574396radio war nerd
>>34574399That's exactly what an autist would say. :)
>>34574396Within ReasonFall of Civilizations
>>34574394Cumming IN someone in the context of love and cumming ON someone in the context of being horny are not the same.
>>34574402Autist chad here, I actually say"Spit on me mommy please dig your heels in thank you mommy I love you mommy can I see your breast mo- I'm sorry mommy I didn't mean to overstep mommy"
>>34574395>picThere is no better pussy than crazy pussy.
>>34574393Thats what im trying to explain to you. They dont get anything. It's all gay ego shit they heard about from someone else.
>>34574406>mommyJH would hate that even more.
>>34574407There's fun crazy (latina/russian) and there's boring crazy (woke/astrology)
>>34574412Ok, incel.
>>34574410Mommy = grossMami = hot
>>34574377It's fun to do and hot to see him moan. Also the strap rubbing my clit feels better than taking dick
>>34574405Women pretty much piss themselves when cumming, often on a guy tooSounds a bit hypocritical to whine about cum when your juice makes things dirty more often
>>34574414am i autistic or is the sentiment not the same with both
>>34574417Yaoi hole type dialogue
>>34574406niggas really get off to this type of thing and think women like it. Wild
>>34574421No, mami is more like mama. A term of endearment more than something you would call your mother.
>>34574421What the fuck does this have to do with autism.
Should I stop allowing women to my DnD games? I've been gm'ing for about a year and every time I let one in they make their OC a super model and spend the entire sessions being pick me girls and flirting with whatever guy they decide they like, even if his character is, for example, explicitly ugly and smelly
>>34574426Women calling men daddy in bed is seen as totally fine and acceptable but the moment a dude does the same thing suddenly he's ted bundy whatever man
>>34574417My piss still isn't as bad as cum. But don't make this about that. I don't even WANT to do it, he literally drags it out of me.
>>34574431Men and women are different.
>>34574423As a straight male I read a lot of gay romance and just skip the sex scenes (which are often hosted on different sites for some reason anyways) because I find it tends to be written much better. For some reason will write male/male as two well adjusted men, but when they write male/female they write the male as a borderline sociopath attempted rapist
i dont get the issue with women not liking mommy i just like dont fuck with those women and interact with women who are into that its not really complex
>>34574428What if you invite more women, so they keep each other in check without one attention whore hogging all the simping?
>>34574437one woman is enough
>>34574434copout desu
>>34574432I'd say it's just as bad, maybe worse because of more urine
Women, do you think it's hard to get a gf?
>>34574435Still a faggot
>>34574405What about cumming IN someone in the context of horny? That's still intimate satisfaction. And nobody specified this was about cumming ON someone. That's just a poor substitute for avoiding pregnancy, but it still gets associated with intimate satisfaction for the same reason.
>>34574439It really isn't. Men are naturally dominant and women are naturally submissive, so of course being a submissive man is off-putting to most women.
>>34574436no woman on earth is like that anonwhy do you think professional dominatrixes exist? you literally need to pay women to endure male sexual submissiveness of any kind, and mommyslop is included in that
>>34574441No, the girls in my chat groups are always lusting after me and then getting mad when they realize I'm not a guy
>>34574441For people who stay at home and just try to "match" on apps, yesFor shy men who won't approach women, yesFor men who spent the majority of their life playing games with incels telling them how women work, yesFor normal guys with neurotypical minds and upbringings that involved interacting with women regularly, no, not at allWhat men call "Chad's" tend to just be... regular, functioning men. And they do fine. Because they talk to you in person, not when I'm swiping a dozen other men
>>34574443I just don't understand male sexuality. I've never had a guy cum in me, condom or not. The idea of it is very intense and I guess horny, but it also makes me feel like it'd be the biggest deal ever. It wouldn't JUST be a horny thing, it'd be a love thing no matter what. But maybe I'm just in the minority like usual.
>>34574446And why do regular prostitutes exist?
>>34574446retarded logicyou can buy water, does the sea not exist?
>>34574440The room never smells like piss afterwards, but one cumshot and it smells awful. Cum is way more potent.
>>34574448>For normal guys with neurotypical minds and upbringings that involved interacting with women regularlyIf you post on this website, you don't have a neurotypical mind even for a woman
>>34574451>>34574450>obviously incongruent logical fallacy that ignores the specific example entirely >heh, well what about that, chuddy?only retards feel smart when arguing like this, sorry to break it to you two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZ5Vom6AKQMy current theme song. Yours?
Women who aren't lesbians What would you do if one of your guy friends you've known a while suddenly asked you out on a date?
>>34574449Kek, I don't understand female sexuality. You suck penises like some kind of faggot, pathetically moan like a wild animal during sex and wants us to take you completely seriously without cringe after that? Foids are silly.
>>34574456I'm not arguing, I'm just hyped to see a man admit that dick and male companionship are so negative in value that women (and men) need to be manipulated or compensated to tolerate any form of it
>>34574458detailsis he my type?do i have any attraction to him at all?does he smoke, have a job, etc? i work, im not supporting a stay at homedoes he have pets? i have allergiesdoes he like kids? i dont and wont date a man who seems like hell want themits a meanignless question without detailsif hes not attractive, he's not attractive. being a friend does not change this
>>34574459I'll kill you.
People aren't friends with unattractive people
>>34574460When did I say that? You're spinning my argument a bit too far, your post reads like the words of a used up bio-fleshlight.
>>34574449>The idea of it is very intense and I guess horny, but it also makes me feel like it'd be the biggest deal ever.Without a condom, sure in reality it would be a big deal But makes it even more of a intimate satisfaction.It's hard to tell the difference between love and horny, when you're horny.
>>34574462Attractiveness as we know it today is literally a whyte-made construct. The entire global standard I.e. small nose, thin lips, fair skin, straight hair, light eyes, slim yet curvy figure is pure Eurocentric brainwashing that's been pushed for the last 100+ years through Hollywood, magazines, advertising, and now social media.
>>34574467>professional dominatrices exist because women need to be paid to dominate men>prostitutes exist because women need to be paid to fuck menWhich one of these statements is inaccurate and why?
>>34574462No, I don't think you will. Seriously, how can you enjoy sucking dicks, though? It looks quite humiliating.
>>34574469meant for >>34574463
>>34574463yeah they are
>>34574468>It's hard to tell the difference between love and horny, when you're hornyI disagree.>>34574471Tastes fine, feels good in my mouth, makes me feel naughty and I like making someone I love so much happy.
>>34574470Women fuck men willingly all the time outside of whoring and prostituting, but women don't do the same for submissive fantasy type sex. That's where your logic breaks down. Men might pay YOU for sex of course but most women are of higher value and dont operate on that level.
>>34574468I have posed the contrasting comparison of making love vs fucking. If you're in love with someone, sex is sex but the level of passion, intimacy and desire to pleasure your counterpart play factors in the romance of it.
>>34574458Immediate yes.
>>34574478Movies give people unrealistic standards for making love and sex."making love" is really just having sex except you like the person you're with
>>34574476>Tastes fine, feels good in my mouth, makes me feel naughty and I like making someone I love so much happy.Don't sound like a good enough reason to suck my friend's dick for me.
What the fuck is emotional cheatingMy girlfriend says I emotionally cheated on her with a friendWhat the fuck does this mean
>>34574481NTA. Having sex with someone you don't like doesn't make sense to me. At the very least you like them in the moment. Otherwise what are you doing?
>>34574476>I disagree.I'm not sure if I should feel bad for you or not.
>>34574486Bending her over the couch spanking her and calling her a slut while repeatedly thrusting into her purely for the fun of itSex is fun, it doesn't have to be more than that t. male slut
>>34574461>is he my type?You share most of the same interests and values >do i have any attraction to him at all?He's normal looking. Not fat, not balding, normal height, he's just a guy>does he smoke, have a job, etc? i work, im not supporting a stay at homeHe has a job. Smoking is up to you >does he have pets? i have allergiesNot ones your allergic to>does he like kids? i dont and wont date a man who seems like hell want themSame values as you
>>34574477>relationship sex is nontransactional, source: my ass>relationship sex occurs on the man's terms, source: my assAlso, why do you keep projecting these sex fantasies onto me? Do you share your ideas of men's penises and sex lives when you talk to them or is that just your cuck fetish flaring out of control whenever a woman addresses you?
>>34574490>>He's normal looking. Not fat, not balding, normal height, he's just a guythat i n no way answers my questionam i attracted or not? if im not attracted, nothing happens.
>>34574381:3
>>34574481Youre not wrong, but its like sex on cover pills vs a fast plap. Actually focusing on making your lover orgasm and finding pleasure in pleasuring? Whereas a fuck can't even make you moan, but drains your balls.
>>34574463Women are. They unironically think there are men who exist who want to spend time with them WHILE also not wanting to fuck them.Men meanwhile, they will never approach an ugly women for any reason, even to be friends. The only females they want to see in their life are family and those they want to fuck
>>34574481you must jerk off a lot
>>34574495Damn, why are men such bimbos
>>34574496Nah, once every 3 days. Make a concious decision to limit it years ago. Makes me actually want to go find women
>>34574495>The only females they want to see in their life are family and those they want to fuckThat isn't true. I like to see the friends of the woman I want to fuck and appreciate being acquaintances with women at work or other places outside of my home.
Men are still checking into Da Nang, Vietnam.
>>34574495>>34574501Yea, typical projection. Most of my coworkers are women and the only one I actively dislike is a guy. None of they are attractive at all, they're just decent people.
>>34574441I literally edited an exes profile and got him like 7 more matches because his original profile was severely antisocially worded to death. He changed it back citing that I was lying to people. *shrug*
>>34574491I'm just calling you a bitter whore because you write like one and have the attitude of one. >muh transactionYeah, every single sexual interaction between man and woman since the dawn of the homo sapien has been an intellectually calculated and transactionally operated matter and no woman ever has sex with a man because she wants to do so. You definitely aren't a complete retard.
>>34574505My brothers profile at one point was just a list of sexual acts he was okay with lol
Femanons, you should start a fangirls for hire service where men can pay you to fangirl for them and increase their dating market value.
>>34574495No idea what these other faggots are on about, you are 100% correct. I have zero interest in making even slight small talk with women if I can avoid it unless she's attractive and I might get to fuck her. Even then, it's like nails on a chalkboard.
>>34574469btw this girl isn't pretty in any other imaget. looked her up on coomer the first time you posted her
>>34574504It's just macho overcompensation bs and misanthropy. Faggot behavior.
>>34574510>I have zero interest in making even slight small talk with women if I can avoid itSaid anon, in the make small talk with women thread.
The world would be better if women loved women. Yuri is the purest form of love. Agreed?
Worst sex talk you've ever had?For me its any time a woman tries to act like cum is tastyI know its not, stop lying.
>>34574514I enjoy baitposting and arguing with them. That's an entirely different form of interaction.
>>34574518It can be, depends heavily on hydration and nutrition.
>>34574518>mmm this stuff that smells like plaster of paris and feels like hot snot is sooo tastylol agreed. The girl I lost my virginity to insisted on doing it and did the same routine while making a face like she just drank cod liver oil.
>>34574518>I know its not, stop lying.It tastes like boogers with a stickier consistency. Maybe I'm just lucky though because I don't get this "it tastes like le battery acid" meme
>>34574489Doesn't seem fun if you don't like each other.
>>34574518I have a really small dick and both of the women I have been with constantly said "oh my god you're so big for me" "you're SOOO deep" and other shit like that, which I really hated. maybe they just learned to talk like that from guys previously idk, but it really took me out of the moment every time i'd hear it lol
>>34574519Anon-kun wa tsun-tsun dayo~
>>34574507Yeah, moids are kind of stupid on average and I get this now.
>>34574524And yet it do
>>34574492Would you become more attracted to an average guy if you shared interests and enjoyed spending time together?
>>34574508Pay me? I don't want to get paid for that. I would die of cringe.
>>34574507gigabased ngl
How does this guy get so many bitches?
>>34574518F. I had an ex that kept commenting on how strong I was during sex and it felt so weird.
>>34574532you seem to fundamentally misunderstand my pointif i am attracted to a guy he is not average to methats why the question is "am i attracted to him" and not "is he attractive"
>>34574537This is cracking me upSounds like something a woman who tamed a wild stallion would whisper into a horse's ear
>>34574536He has mysterious and sensitive weirdo vibes.
>>34574532ntaare you retarded or are you trying to find some form of hopeful validation from a woman's perspective by asking these inane questions that miss the point
>>34574515M, tempted to say yes
>>34574458>Women who aren't lesbiansThis seems targeted.
Single men and womenDo you have any dating prospects? If so, how's it going or what's holding things up?
>>34574518You are fucking retarded.
Cows with guns.
LLM *is* AGI. All will be revealed in 2031.
>>34574549No I have no ambition to date anyone. Sometimes I get a spark but I just ejaculate it out of my body. I would just ruin someones life.
>>34574549MaleNo
>>34574553anon... even the guys developing them and their marketing teams have given up that cope...
>>34574549All hope is lost.
>>34574549MI do. I'm kinda driving myself nuts over a woman right now, but I don't feel hopeless about either outcome.I feel much more confident about dating right now than I did this same time last year. I think I understand myself better and grew up a little.
>>34574549kinda but not really, she is too young and busy
>>34574366Having sex with a woman, even if you're the one being penetrated, is not gay
>>34574558>I'm kinda driving myself nuts over a woman right nowWhy?
The fingering
>>34574561Hot and cold.
>>34574549MNope. Undateable rn. trying to fix my life rn. Maybe by the time im 30 i will resemble a human being that deserves to be alive and breathe air.
>>34574562#7
Is anyone going to encourage my misery?
>>34574560Cope. Faggot.
>>34574568Not me. I don't like to do that.
>>34574549MNo, but if i text this one girl, she would respond. And she would entertain highly emotionally intimate fantasies. The answer to your question is still no, but there is something now that wasn't there for me at all for years.
>>34574567No it was 3 and 4
>>34574549MAll of these girls are 5-12 years younger than me and I'm not that desperate yet. There's one girl 2 years my junior but my friend is into her but also keeps getting cold feet because whatever his ex did has utterly fucked him up. The next youngest is 27, a virgin but has retarded tattoos, a dyke haircut (it's a defense cope thing) and horrible vocal fry. Another girl is my friend's ex and idk how she feels about me but also I think my friend would an hero or murder suicide us if I did it even though I was interested in her before they started dating, I just thought I'd wait knowing she was a landmine having come straight out of a broken engagement. Didn't expect her rebound to last 2 friggin years. Last one is a cute nerdy weeb chick with a really bad skinpicking disorder.Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink.
WomenAt what point do you call a guy your boyfriend?
>>34574570That's fine I just wanted a (You) makes me feel seen
>>34574549M No. Besides work I don't go out much, I also don't have a car and I'm getting a minimum wage check. That's not really attractive to women. I'm not opposed to dating right now, but until I get to the point where I feel like some women might think I'm worth a damn, dating will not be a top priority for me.
Women are checking out of society at an alarming rate...am I doing this right?
>>34574577It's what we're all here for, I think. Digits.
>>34574568He just wants to kill me
Women, how would you feel if a worker you've spoken to a few times asked for your Instagram, or gave you his number, or flirted with you a bit?
>>34574576Living together, youre pretty much married.
>>34574576When he asks me to be his girlfriend
I woke up way too late :(
>>34574585I guess this makes my last breakup practically a divorce :x
>>34574549M, no. I am unemployed, live with my parents, pretty fat, and not particularly attractive.My dating stock is 0.I'd like to be in a relationship but I am so demotivated and afraid of taking steps forward
>>34574587>wake up at 7>don't get out of bed until 9:30it keeps happening
Women are fucking paranoid of the spectre of the pickme. Paranoid of traitors in their midst? They make the stakes sound so high the way they talk about it.
Masculine urge to ask more questions I already know the answer to
>>34574593it's crabs in a barrel
>>34574549No.I was too scared and waited too long, and now she rarely texts first
>>34574591yeah, it's hard to get up when you have nothing to look forward to
WomenSay hypothetically you had sex with your boyfriend and in the middle of the act, you had a sudden fart that turned out to be a serious BM and by the time you hopped off him, you had already shit all over his leg and much of his bed. You are (justifiably) very upset and embarrassed about the whole thing.Would you prefer he pretend as if it never happened completely or if he addressed it in some way? I know this is probably not something people can speak from experience on but I am sort of not sure what to do here.
>>34574591same bestie
the masculine urge to masturbate by thrusting into both of my hands
>>34574598She's probably grown distant due to the lack of reciprocation and feeling generally discarded. I know I would. Those are literally grounds for me to leave the relationship. I don't blame her.
>>34574608Oh, it’s elf
Apple bottom make him wanna bite
>>34574603Did she really do that to you
stupid refractory period won't let me cum
>>34574608hello! :Dhow have you been?
>>34574586so a guy in this thread could just ask you if you want to be his girlfriend and now he actually is your boyfriend just like that?
>>34574608A lil bit. How's elf
>>34574616No I have to say yes
>>34574620Do you want to be my girlfriend
At what point can I tell the girl I’m dating I’m autistic. I want her to know but I don’t want to scare her off either.
>>34574608>>34574610Kys
>>34574622Do you already have a girlfriend?
>>34574613Yes. I'm not upset at her or anything but it is awkward now. After it happened she locked the bathroom door and took a really long shower and wanted to be alone so she slept in my living room. That was yesterday
>>34574623You hide that shit bruh
>>34574623let her find out
>>34574625No
*tickles your bean*
>>34574608Dumbass
MoidsWHERE'S MAH GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR?!
>>34574615Ok :) hope you’re well
>>34574619Hi, I can’t complain. :)
My mind wanders at work then I always think about you. I love you more every time I see you.
>>34574518Never had sex talks. Have had talks about sex. One woman i talked to thought people stop having sex in their 30s.
>>34574627Forever? >>34574628By sperging out? I’m pretty good at not doing that.
How do I get better at dirty talk as a woman? It's like my throat closes up, I can't do it
I like to feel her heartbeat from her back against my hand when we hug
>she's backsomeone post them
State genderWhat emotional needs are you not receiving in your life that you seek the approval of anonymous strangers?
>>34572405Most women think porn is gross, they will prefer to ignore the fact that basically all men watch it but consuming porn regularly while you are in a relationship is a deal-breaker for a lot of women
>>34574642>By sperging out? I’m pretty good at not doing that.oh that's good, then she doesn't have to know
>>34574648im a 27 year old man that has never kissed a girl or even held their hand. I fucked my life up so bad i get panic attacks when i think about it too much haha
he can carry me effortlessly. im sopsooodvnpisfjoigohifSDIucbhbu9icfkjhfx
>>34574648oh boy where do I start, do you have 5 hours to spare?
>>34574646?
>>34574652It i s never over. I didn't get mine until I was 29
>>34574576When we're officially exclusive and dating with the intention of pursuing things as far as we can.
behead all coomers
>>34574614Sign of addiction.
There's no way I don't have a brain tumor
>>34574643Don't do it just to make him happy, do you even find it hot?
>>34574660Did a doctor tell you this or did webmd tell you this
>>34574653Huuuh
>>34574495>>34574497We are more casual about sex because we don't get pregnant, are less prone to STDs, and usually our partner doesn't look too overwhelming compared to us. It's less of an active desire and more of a passive, premade decision. If you offer sex and there aren't much physical or moral problems with it, we default to fucking you. Even if you're quite ugly, I think I'll still be able to help you out and pityfuck you, if you ask.
>>34574637yeah i'm doing ok :D
>>34574648You guys listen to me even if you don't care, there are things that I've tried talking to my closest people about and I immediately got shut down
>>34574654Go ahead
>>34574662My cognitive and motor decline told me this
>>34574664You're not less prone to STDs, you're just less likely to suffer severe complications from them. Men are the spreaders.
I knelt for a few minutes last night (I was cleaning something) and now I'm sore, I'm such a weak bitch
>>34574671Men are winning once again
>>34574666Same.>>34574669Go to the doctor if you're really that worried, anon.
Procrastinating showering again
>>34574661I want to majke him happy
>>34574671The point stands, less problems and discomfort with STDs, it's also easier to wash your dick afterwards
Are you supposed to be under the covers when you have sex? It’s been so long I forgot.
>>34574681It's been a long time for me too, but I don't think so. I think that's just a TV thing.
>>34574614when you join the cum olympics and your competition is a woman
>>34574681If it's chilly it helps warm up the bed. But if it's standing then it's more trouble than what it's worth
>>34574659good addiction to have
>>34574655stop acting oblivious you know what that post is referring to
>>34574688She should post them imo
>>34574636I’m not bruce wayne
>>34574685No, not really.
>>34574626If she brings it up, talk to her about it. Did you find off putting? Reassure her if you understand what happened
>>34574691people got too excited and freaky last time i doubt she ever will again, sadlyshe does look very good though
Ew two girls just passed by and one burped and the other was swearing
>>34574695No joke, she looks good.I wasn't here for the last one but did see in the archives that apparently there was only an audience of angry spergs here at the time
>>34574696Literally me.
a girl touch my arm does that mean I'm not a virgin anymore?
eating chocolate makes my brain tingle ^_^
>>34574699>touch my arm
>>34574636I hate that fucking show
womendo you prefer men having shaved crotch or is it okay for a man to be hairy down there?
>>34574692>I’m not bruce wayneSounds like something Batman would say>>34574696>Ew two girls just passed by and one burped and the other was swearingHow romantic. I hope they're in love.>>34574705>I hate that fucking showYou are entitled to your opinion.
>>34572367women which name is better, ethan or zeke?
>>34574709Hair is fine, just keep it tidy
Women, would you date a man with zero social media?
>>34574711You have such shit taste
>>34574704fuck I meant to say touched my arm.
Why do women do what they do
>>34574720Oh no I got what you meant, it just reminded me of the last time I got my arm touched
>>34574724You'll have to be more specific
>>34574725oh that happened like 5 years ago for me
Men, why aren't you approaching women? They want to be approached
>>34574730sorry, don't want to be accused of sexual harassment you brought this upon yourselves
>>34574724Elaborate, anon. I do a lot of things...
>34574730>34574733Scrote hands and their stupid bait
How would you ask a girl to be your girlfriend?
YOU'RE A FINEE GIRL WHAT A GOOD WIFE YOU WOULD BE
>>34574730I'm pretty sure it's not just the phonesI wouldn't be approaching women regardless
>>34574713I've never met an Ethan that wasn't a bag of shit, but Zeke is too much of a "I sell stimulants to kids" name. >>34574719>You have such shit tasteAnd you have no taste. Certainly not for the finer things in life, like deeply emotional connections or tete de moine cheese.>>34574741Speaking of brandy, it will go nicely with my French cheese. You're the GOAT, anon.
>>34574741I KNOW, YOU MOIDS ARE JUST TOO DUMB TO SEE IT
>>34574607More like she found better more interesting and attractive people to hang out and talk with
>>34574623She already knows
>>34574743>EthanThat's a jewish name
>>34574709Bush plz, preference straight to sex, no oral.
>>34574739Do you want to be my girlfriend?
>>34574701SolutionEat more chocolate
>>34574726>>34574734I had a joke queued up but I forgot what it was sorry w*omen
>>34574743Harley Quinn is a shitty character and that show is so fucking cringeyThat fucking line is a great example>"Where's my electric car Bruce?"Coming from the fucking jokerFucking stupid
>>34574730>They want to be approachedNot by me.
>>34574681I was actually wondering if people have sex in daylight. They may get more inecure about their bodies when it's completely light.
>>34574186Why did she delete?
I know exactly what I want and who I want to beI know exactly why I walk and talk like a machineI am now becoming my own self fulfilling prophecy
If a man posts his girl/otherwise announces that he isn't single, do women (either ones he fumbled or old female friends) end up DMing him to flirt and steal him away?
>>34574753too much sugar
Yes, women love cheating and making men cheat.
>>34574750
Will scrotes ever take accountability for their evil actions
>>34574743>I've never met an Ethan that wasn't a bag of shitbut you did date one yeah?
>>34574768Why would I not want credit for my work
>>34574739I would ask her if she wanted to be my girlfriend.
>>34572367I have a question for men (or rather boys)Are male friends also kind of shitty most of the time? This might be a problem with me being sensitive, but almost all the friends I had really liked to make fun of each other (and me) , and thought it was a big grand joke. And don't get me wrong, I don't have any issue with playful pokes from time to time, but the lack of actual understanding in the friendship bothered me. To me, it was like the whole friendship was just for shits and giggles & bullying each other, I don't even reckon having a nice word said from them.So, is this a problem with girls in general, teens in general,, or am I just sensitive??
What does it mean when a guy tells you he hates ghosters but then ghosts you? He hasn't replied for so many days. Is he trying to tell me in a roundabout way he hates himself? Is he trying to seem like a good guy but actually wants to ghost me? Like what is the male thought process here?
>>34574730I agree with the playboy bunny.
>>34574768shut up cunty
About to head out to the club. Will meet one guy there (I'm also a guy), but otherwise know no one. How do I make it a successful night and rizz up chicks?Europe btw
>>34574776I don't think you are old enough to be here
>>34574783there are no chicks at gay clubs
>>34574779He’s just immature. Immature women also do this kinda shit.
I forgot what it was like to have energy and drive
>>34574779He lacks self-awareness, would be my guess.It's ok when HE ghosts because [insert his own personal bullshit reasons].
>>34574776There's nothing wrong with wanting emotional intimacy. You can try asking for that explicitly.It makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable to be like that, but i have been with some people.
>>34574787When the will is killed, everything ends. The last man has taken over.
>>34574776>is this a problem with girls in generalNo child, it depends on the friendship group. Once you leave school you'll realise there are different friends for different times. Some friends for networking, some friends for hanging out and teasing, some friends for deep emotional shit.But you don't actually care about that. You're just here to be a jailbait slut, waiting for some groomer to come along and fuck you up physically and mentally from which you'll develop BPD and be forever condemned as an unlovable cum-toilet until you kill yourself. Such is the fate of underage foids here.
Romantic and platonic anti-ghostersHow do I politely/friendlily announce that the conversation is like pulling teeth and I just can't think of anything to say no matter how hard I try? Like if I just want to it to fade out so we can stop talking, and would rather not argue or analyze why the conversation got so dry and why we didn't get along as well as we thought we might
>see video of woman talking about "how men talk about us">basically hundreds of comments and almost half of them are "i wish they didnt hate us." or "they really do hate us." or "oh im sure he does love you honey. Until he finds a girl with bigger boobs that likes him :)"its like bizarro blackpillthere really is a whole other world out there
>>34574794>But you don't actually care about that. You're just here to be a jailbait slut, waiting for some groomer to come along and fuck you up physically and mentally from which you'll develop BPD and be forever condemned as an unlovable cum-toilet until you kill yourself. Such is the fate of underage foids here.You're schizophrenic
>>34574776underage, get out
>>34574797Just tell him it isn't working if he can't take a hint.
>>34574779>What does it mean when a guy tells you he hates ghosters but then ghosts you? He hasn't replied for so many days. Is he trying to tell me in a roundabout way he hates himself? Is he trying to seem like a good guy but actually wants to ghost me? Like what is the male thought process here?He probably got ghosted, and believes you'll try to pursue him more. Just leave him an audio message and tell him not to be retarded and to be legit honest what he really wants. t. ghosted an ex because I was retarded not immature, just retarded.
>>34574783>About to head out to the club. Will meet one guy there (I'm also a guy), but otherwise know no one. How do I make it a successful night and rizz up chicks?>Europe btwHave fun, make sure you don't get your stuff stolen(wallet, phone etc), keep on eye on your drinks, don't get catfished etc
>>34574797Is this post the polite announcement?
>>34572373MaleThe correct answer is whatever combination results in a stable future for everyone involved.2+2=45-1=4There are many paths leading to the same destination.That said, feel free to delude yourself that the path you took was less travelled and that made all the difference. You do you.
>>34574755>Coming from the fucking joker>Fucking stupidAlmost like turning edgy grimdark characters more lighthearted is the point or something.>>34574769>but you did date one yeah?Eww, no. >>34574785>there are no chicks at gay clubsThere are plenty because there are so few lesbian bars.
did you guys know itachi uchiha is a gemini no wonder he was so based
>>34572373MLove, sex, love, sex, love, sex, love, sex, love, sex, love, sex, death.
The brutalest of blackpills is realizing that the vast majority of women would choose Griffith over Guts
>>34574797Does this guy already argue with you about this kinda stuff?I'm anti-ghosting but can't deny that ghosting would make sense at this point if you think that bringing this up is just going to start an argument.You could also just block him or unadd him or whatever.
women tummy make me so horny
>>34574794You gave the effort to write the first paragraph so I don't know what that last burst of hatred was? /adv/ for advice not /adv/ for slutting out.
Girls, are you interested in buying the new Sony Bravia 9 II with the brand new True RGB technology?
Do women that aren't into zoophilia like big or small dogs?
>>34574824I love consumerism
women should post tummy ITT
>>34574828>NOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST BUY NICE THINGS AND ENJOY THEM!!!!!!
>>34574811There is not a single version of the joker that would give a fuck about an electric carNot Caesar Romero, Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger, or any kf the cartoon versions for kidsThey made everyone like they're from fucking Girls and Gotham is actually Brooklyn or somethingYou already know about my complaints about Harley Quinn
>>34574797Say you need a break brb
>>34574797If this is someone you date with, tell them you are not feeling it. If it is platonic it basically is not that different, but you can explain a little more. "I think you are such a kind and bright person, but for some reason I never know what to say to you. I wish you all the best but don't feel like hanging out/chatting extensively anymore for that reason. I wanted you to let you know as I do not want you to wonder if you did something wrong, which you didn't, I'm just not really feeling it."Be aware obviously you cannot just prevent another person from taking it very personally or being very hurt, no matter how kind you are. I think you do not get a much better balance between kindness and honesty than a variation on this, though. As much as ghosting is frowned upon (and I do very much agree) for a friendship it is the default route to just cool down on intensity until the other person either gets the hint or has started finding you boring themselves. So for that reason alone announcing that you basically want to stop talking for fun can come across as quite the statement no matter how you phrase it. If it really is someone you only speak online and you want to run the least risk of hurting their feelings, you could also just hide behind having realized chatting with people takes up a lot of your time and does not give much back and you just want to focus on the people you see face to face or otherwise the stuff you're doing by yourself - making it seem like a blanket decision for a specific group of people rather than just the one person.
>>34574829Why does it look so weird?
>>34574834This is like getting mad that SD Gundam isn't very similar in tone to the source material
>>34574838it's called not being fat
>>34574838She's sucking in her stomach
>>34574838Her waist is tiny compared to her hips and ribcage. Don't know if it's shopped or not, some women do really have that dramatic a difference, but it is extreme.
>>34574797There is no "fading out" if one party is invested in the conversation. If you wanna be nice you need to be clear that your personalities just don't gel and there's no chance for a relationship/friendship. If you can't be bothered to be nice you can just unadd them and they'll understand that you don't wanna talk any more.That said, friendships and engaging conversations are a two-way street. You need to learn how to redirect the conversation into something you DO want to talk about rather than wait for the other person to entertain you.
>>34574804>t. ghosted an ex because I was retarded not immature, just retarded.How did you manage that retard?
>>34574797I hope this isn't about me but it could be
I like how smooth and elegant her arms and shoulders look
>>34574822Underage foids deserve the mental damage they're so determined to give themselves by hanging around here. I'm all for victim blaming in these situations. I hope she gets raped and kills herself.
>>34574779He's a hypocrite. It happens all the time.
>>34574854It's not about you, it's clearly about me.
>>34574862I will choose to believe you and go take a walk
>>34574776>teensNot a guy but yeah this is absolutely it. Most teenagers are fucking mean, you are just used to the passive aggressive digs of girls and less to the overt shittalking of guys, but it is the same shit: people being insecure and really judgy (because they are too busy figuring out how they feel you are "supposed" to be able to deal with that being really subjective and situational) and having relatively little life experience and social skills. It gets better.
>>34574839I just said I hated the show and then she said I had no taste
Plap
>>34574776Yes.
>>34574829I wish I deserved a girl who looks like this.
>>34574776>>34574866It's this. Teenagers are cruel and still figuring out who they are.
>>34574857Why are you being so mean to me I just don't understand. I typed my comment to look for advice as the thread says and you are just being very rude. I do wonder what goes on in that head of yours when you tell me to get raped and that I kill myself.Not nice,,, dude. Not nice.
>start talking to girl>really like her >go on one date (don't have sex), set up second date>lose all motivation to fapAnyone else do this? I usually fap once or twice a day but haven't in a week.
I like it when the energy drink tickles my insides and I feel all fuzzy :3
>>34574827I don't understand the mindset of buying a huge dog just as a companion, seems like there's no advantage and only drawbacks.
>>34574882I also lose all motivation to do it when women pay attention to me.
>>34574885I have to say as a woman who has dogsat a lot for a friend who has two huge dogs, it is the most fun and relaxing thing ever to walk the streets by yourself at night, see a shady half-drunk guy coming your way, and seeing him cross the street fast to stay out of your way.But honestly I think for a lot of people it is an ego/identity thing, they think having a big dog is badass. Though a bigger (not huge) dog can just be a practical choice if you are looking for a dog to regularly go on long hikes with.
Happy friday to the big penis moids
>>34574730Literally why do women just not approach? Or do they just approach really attractive men only?
>>34574890Thanks. Happy friday, big penis enjoyer.
>>34574894Last time I approached a dude he sperged out on me, never trying that shit again
>>34574894NTA. They don't approach because they hold all the power and can do whatever they want. Things don't have to make sense, be productive, reassuring or respectful towards the other person. Women rule dating and do with it as they please.
>>34574880You're have a shit personality. Your friends aren't just teasing you, they think you're an annoying hindrance and they all ridicule you behind your back. Stupid little foid. You're looking for advice from mentally ill people on the website where mentally ill people come to be mentally ill. Fucking retarded child. Your parents should have aborted you.
>>34574880>Why are you being so mean to me I just don't understand.Protip for another anon: when people have a really extreme response to you, do not try to make it make sense. It just doesn't. You triggered them or something is going on on their side that you have no clue about. It will make sense in their life, but not like you can evaluate it that way most of the time. The conclusion that you don't understand (and are happy you cannot relate) is a valid conclusion on its own. Clearly this person knows nothing about you so it is quite literally impossible that anything to do with your actual person ties into this response. Literally just what some words made them feel. Not your fault, not your problem.
>>34574897Would you rather be approached by spergs?
>>34574798its not blackpill to talk about actual behavior from actual moids retard.
>>34574897What happened? Did he think you were an undercover cop?
>>34574897Try again though. You just approached a paranoid one.
im so anxious
>>34574884Is it a sugarfree energy drink
>>34574890Wish you were here to make it bigger
>>34574910Plap
>>34574885Status symbol. Bigger dogs are more expensive, you need to buy more food, have a bigger house, hire dog-walkers, they require more grooming, etc. Subtle wealth.
Why are modern men so lazy that they expect women to approach them? None of you pussy faggots deserve to get laid
>>34574910Jus chill out mang, it not so serius.
>>34574910Have a drink
>>34574903It's not blackpill to talk about actual behaviour from foids either
>>34574915I don't expect anything.
>>34574806Bruh I'm not retarded, just awkward. How do I rizz up girls?
>>34574880This isn't the kiddie pool little girly
>>34574894Female = Yin energy = Submissive/low self-esteem behaviours = Following the leadMale = Yang energy = Dominant/self-assured behaviours = Taking the initiativeConclusion: You're a faggot with too much feminine energy
Male hair length positively correlates with autism severity
>>34574894I like to approach and have done it three times total, one being very successful so pretty good rate. But the other two times, one (that I asked out) did not ever answer/acknowledge my message and the other (that I asked if he thought it would be fun to have sex, also over a message) asked to meet up to talk more and then basically lectured me on why I wouldn't just go on tinder like a normal person and seemed super uncomfortable. I think approaching is worth it because you just have much better odds if you are willing to go after what you want, but men are just people too that even if they are single and desire a date or sex, that doesn't mean they are down for everyone and anything.
>>34574915Most of us aren't, but 4chan attracts a lot of faggy, whiny and lazy young men.
>>34574924I'm not autistic I'm just weird. But I do agree
>>34574797just ghost him and be done with it, either he'll understand and fix his behavior or he'll become a seething incel in a place like this. Either way it wont be your problem
>>34574924>>34574927Same. Not autistic but can't argue.
>>34574880I think he's being mean to be nice, i.e. trying to get you to leave for your own good. You should leave btw, as evidenced by that guy, this is not the place you want to hang around in your formative developmental years...
>>34574924Are you saying bald people can't be autistic?
>>34574919"actual behavior" and it's just a girl not dating within her race or not letting him have sex with her immediately after one date
>>34574931We finally found the cure. Setting up an autism clinic (barbershop) as we speak brb
>>34574834Cool, but back in the day, nobody could have seen Cesar Romero as Heath Leger's Joker either. It's just one more artistic interpretation of the character, except you don't like this one. Also, it's 100% on brand for Joker to get worked up over something as trivial as his down payment on an electric car, especially since he actually bought it in contrast to how he normally just steals shit.
Is it possible to make a girl orgasm just from spanking?
>>34574904We knew each other, I think he just kinda bluescreened when I showed him I'm interested in hanging out more. He always seemed too hesitant to talk to me first for some reason
>>34574936Probably not.
>>34574936No but I get very close
he's hotter than me this is bad
>>34574911yes of course
>>34574936It is possible in theory, anything that turns you on enough can make you come, think of teenage guys creaming in their pants when just making out or something. While for women it seems you need to have or develop more of a knack for actually getting yourself worked up enough to climax without genital stimulation, it is very possible and some women are so good at it they can literally think themselves to orgasm. That said, it depends entirely on how much she can let go and lean into those feelings. Then if she really really likes and enjoys the spanking, it is possible. But for most women that would not be an option because they do not know their body/sexuality to that extent and spanking is not triggering any direct pleasure spot enough to physically trigger an orgasm, it needs to be more mental/emotional. I hope this makes SOME sense, it is vague stuff obviously.>tl;dr it is possible but don't expect it at all
>>34574943What else would need to happen?
>>34574880Niggas be mean up in here because they still think pulling your pigtail will get them attention. Sis, they get none.
>>34574797>I just can't think of anything to say no matter how hard I try?My first question is whether or not this is common with you or if it's just a chemistry thing with this individual.It matters.If it's you, say as much, apologize and explain briefly, and dip out. No need to block. Just let them reply, respond once if warranted, and move on. If it's just they they're giving you nothing to work with, then something like "I'm sorry but our talking hasn't been going as well as I first thought it would. I'm finding it very difficult to find anything to say and I'd rather just let it go than try to force it. But you didn't say or do anything wrong and I don't want to either just disappear without a word or lead you on. I hope everything works out for you."There's no "nice" way to tell someone "I don't find talking to you to be interesting enough to keep doing it." They're not going to like it no matter what you say. But they might respect you.
>>34574930>You should leaveHow they're kicking me out of the thread
>>34574925>but men are just people too that even if they are single and desire a date or sex, that doesn't mean they are down for everyone and anything.ntaYeah, imagine that. Men are people. How would a guy feel to date, I wonder? Never getting any "answer/acknowlegement" after trying dozens of times. Hmm, yes. Men are people as well. Not fucking robots, you moron.
>be me>see cute girl I like>see a guy hotter than me talk to her, or even just exist in the same space>immediately give up on herHow to stop this?
these blackpill, looksmaxxing people are fucking insufferable with their neurotic effeminate whiningback when i was young you realized you were ugly and just lived with it, jesus fuck just get over it already
>>34574961find That Dog and internalize it
>>34574961Realize that your idea of a "hotter guy" is probably different than hers, and proceed under the assumption that she likes you better
>>34574936I very nearly did once. Neither of us was expecting her to enjoy it that much and she couldn't sit the next day.So I'd say yes, but it's unlikely and difficult to achieve.
>>34574961>>34574965Great advice.
>>34574959No need to be so hostile, I've been coming here for over fifteen years, there is absolutely no way I somehow missed how heartbroken many men are over facing rejections, being ghosted, feeling pressure to initiate and all that. If I have to be more precise to not be misconstrued, I think a lot of people that are very aware that guys don't like being turned down and sometimes really struggle with it, still expect them to jump at the chance of offered sex/dates as long as the woman asking is conventionally attractive enough. In my experience men are even more prone to thinking this than women when in reality it is a lot more complicated than that stereotype.
Both genders. Why is K-On still the best CGDCT anime despite being almost 20 years old?
I always tell myself, "Regina, you really don't need more handkerchiefs". Good thing I'm not Regina.
MenDo you have gropable biceps?
>>34574972I will forever associate K-On with trannies
>>34574972Because Mio.
thoughts on futa
>>34574882Yeah, has happened to me. My recommendation is to fap even when you're not motivated. That way there's a little less obsession with the girl you're talking to.
>>34574982It's gay.
>>34574945Better start putting out
>>34574900Are you going to give me a reason for all that rage in you? It's quite amusing but maybe it's better to spill it at strangers on the internet than at people you know in real life. Also, I have gotten advice on why you're bullying me also, not just my original question, lol.
>>34574977No.
>>34574982>trans women but just call it something elseIt's gay
>>34574950>think of teenage guys creaming in their pants when just making out or somethingBecause they're male and the penis is being stimulated by the fabric of the underwear retard.>some women are so good at it they can literally think themselves to orgasmThey're lying to you retard. Female anatomy doesn't work that way. Same way guys can't have a prostate orgasm without at least something touching the prostate.Maybe there are some genetic abnormalities out there who can wiggle their vagina/rectum enough to organism without hand/toys but it still requires stimulation.
>>34574985agreed. guess that wraps things up
how do very skinny guys gain weight?
>>34574953Fingers/dick in pussy
>>34574998Calm down.
>>34574972garbage anime I will never get the appeal of watching show with little girls doing random stuff
>>34574962Come suck my cock
>>34574998Eat 3 meals a day
>>34574977She said they were cool
>>34575004You have to either be roughly the same age as the cute girls and attracted to them or be a lolicon
>>34574998Eating at a calorie surplus with 1g protein per pound of body weight and hitting the gym consistently at least 3 times a week
>>34574970I was wating for the teaching that turning a man down gets women raped and killed, and therefore women should stay safe and complacent.>feelping pressure to initiateFeeling pressure to somehow demonstrate or convey that he's not a violent animal, a sexual predator and a murderer. Never mind all of the previous attempts to stay the hell away from the perpetual victims.
>>34574979Huh? K-On is nazicore
>>34574998Overeat. Wouldn't recommend though, you'll be skinnyfat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x9vR5sKHFIit's UP
>>34575003?
>>34574880>>34574901>when people have a really extreme response to you, do not try to make it make sense. It just doesn't. You triggered them or something is going on on their side that you have no clue about.This.This anon knows what he's talking about.If you ever find that you are confused, it means that you believe something to be true that isn't true.This could be believing something like "This anon is responding to me and not something else that my post made him think of."Or believing "All friends are supposed to be supportive and kind."Relationships are formed by proximity and bonding through shared experiences. Kindness and understanding aren't always factors but they can be. YMMV>>34574957>How they're kicking me out of the threadMeh4chan is a twisted place full of faggots. If you can't consistently remind yourself that 4chan is not normal or a litmus of normality, it's in your best interest to leave. We're all mad here. Leave lest you you become mad yourself.You do you.
>>34575010even at that age I never found that stuff appealing, and it's not like I don't like cutesy stuff but watching a whole show about that just sounds boring to me
>>34575018lol
>>34575010i hate loliconshitits such a transparent and shameless way to signal yourself as a sick pervert without any of the personal consequence, its the ultimate form of moral cowardice and mental gymnastics
>>34575014it's amazing how much overlap there is with nazis and trannies
>>34575021I'm sure for a lot of guys who watched it, the places they chatted about the anime (like ADTRW or /a/) were probably half or more of the reason why they enjoyed it.I still haven't seen it, but I did enjoy Lucky Star when it was new for those reasons.The only one of these "anime high school girls at high school" shows I could recommend to someone outside of those circumstances is probably Nichijou.
>>34574995https://www.cbsnews.com/news/orgasm-just-by-thinking-is-it-medically-possible/>Is it possible to bring yourself to orgasm just by thinking?>Barbara Carrellas more than thinks so. She says she knows so, since she's been "thinking herself off" for more than twenty years.>Researchers at Rutgers University have been studying the mind-body-sex connection, and have found that there seems to be documented evidence of Carrellas' claims. They put her in an MRI, had her "think off" and found that the parts of her brain that should light up when she climaxes did just that.>The idea of thinking yourself to orgasm is not new. In the early 1970's, the Masters and Johnson research team documented the strong connection between sexuality and thought.>The connection is particularly strong in women, says Dr. Ian Kerner, author and sex therapist. "The brain is the most powerful sex organ," he says. Men, he adds, have a much harder time making themselves climax without any touch whatsoever, but there are documented cases in women.I am a woman and while I have never gotten myself off with just thought, I have gotten close enough that I feel pretty secure I could, and I have climaxed many many times from stuff like having my neck licked and kissed, or even just listening to my partner talk dirty without touching. I do not have to tense any muscles for it. Obviously I cannot prove it, which is why I did not include it initially, but still feel the need to post this because there will be female lurkers and I feel being aware that this is an option is the first step to achieving it yourself. At the end of the day sexuality happens in the brain and there is more possible there than most realize. I feel pretty sure that most if not all women could learn this, less sure about men, but still.
>>34575025>whites are perverts that troon out over anime>whites are rabid, frothing psychotic bigots the overlap stops being a surprise when you realize these two facts
>>34574977A girl started groping my biceps in front of my whole group when she was supposed to be setting me up with her friend. It didn't pan out with either of them.>>34575018ngl I need an esoteric knowledge/Enochic/Nephilim-aware gf
>>34575029I could probably do it, but I'm fine with just requiring a bit of tweaking my nipples
>>34574956As someone who's often on the receiving end of ghosting, it could also be because the person is trying too hard to be interesting and comes off too weirdly energetic. All my experience of being ghosted in my younger years has made me try harder and harder in an effort to keep people interested until therapy made me realize the intensity was probably what was putting people off.
>>34574995>>34575029there's that porn clip of a woman cumming from sucking dick so yeah orgasms are in your head.
is it gay for a fella to mess with his nipples when he masturbates
It's kinda funny that the potential ghoster ghosted us by not replying
>>34575020>We are all mad here Hello Cheshire Cat, what are you doing here , even?Also, I know that 4chan is full of shit lol, I usually just come here for fun, but again it's /adv/ so I.. asked a question,as prompted.I am not very moved by someone being so hateful.. I simply do not care.
>>34575035...that doesn't really count, does it? it still requires a dick.I wouldn't count a man cooming from groping my tits as "all in his head" either.
>>34575037I don't think so. Why are they so crazy about that in JAV?
>>34575031>ngl I need an esoteric knowledge/Enochic/Nephilim-aware gfI need to bring up the demiurge and loosh to more women. These are easy to understand ideas that map on to the world and make sense of it better than mainstream religions.
>>34575027I watched a few episodes of azumanga daioh and liked it but only watched like 4 episodes
>>34575004you need to have a dejected consciousness to get cute girl anime thats kind of the point you retard... hurr durr this anime's for sick perverts! like no shit retard I'M A SICK PERVERT... is it just me or are people just getting insanely stupid lately?
>>34575037Yeah >>34575042You cannot consider anything in jav as normal sex shit
>>34575035That sounds amazing
>>34575046no the thing is that I actually have good taste in anime
>>34575037Do dude nipples even do anything??I thought they were just for decoration. Because no milk.
Even QT managed to finally get out of this place. What the hell is wrong with me?
>>34575045Same, actually. My little sister liked it more than I did and bought a big manga omnibus of it. Pretty fun read.
>>34575055did he really? he always comes back tho
>>34575055Don't worry; he came back.
I'm really horny and distracted right nowWhere can I find attractive male bodies to ogle at
>>34575053Nipples form before the XX or XY chromosomes gets determined. For men they are useless.
>>34575061www.google.com
>>34575019Your body is stressed out, that's why you can't gain weight. Different people react differently to tension, some overeat and become fat, others lose their appetite or can't stomach heavy meals. If you've been trying to gain weight unsuccessfully and feel too skinny, chances are you're one of those people that react to stress with loss of appetite. You can fix both under- and overeating by finding ways to make your life less stressful. Once your system has calmed down, it will balance itself out naturally. Trying to force a stressed out body to go against it's coping mechanism is only going to be a very exhausting temporary fix and the moment you stop stuffing your face against your will, the weight you gained will melt off again in no time because you tried to treat a symptom instead of dicing the actual issue.
>>34575062>the hornier gender gets 2 defective coom buttonswhat did God, our Heavenly Father mean by this?
>>34575049no no no see i don't trust you you're one of these "i only ywatch le SERIOUS anime" i ithink you people are the biggest posers because you have this false sense of quality that leads you into thinking cute girl anime is just categorically trash because it doesn't look like patlabor or some shit, rather than seeing the cute girl aspect as a thematic vehicle the way folk traditions are in music for example you see the cute girl stuff and go EWWWW NEVERRRR, I'LL NEVERRR LIKE THISSSS SICKOOOOOO... meanwhile ur missing out on literal PEAK like aria the animation or sketchbook full colors, and k-on is also just good from a cinematic standpoint, from its various commentaries throughout the show, and just from the purely subjective aspect that onlyy takes shape if ur willing to actually drop your pretensions and stop pearl clutching over the fact that its high school girls on the screen
>>34575061Google images and train your tiktok to provide the softcore pornography of your preference
>>34575053Ohhh I know this one! It's actually because of a pattern in development in the womb, so you get nipples before being classified as male, it's kind of a blueprint.Also interesting fact: men have milk lines similar to women, and some people even form nipples on their armpits or belly.
>>34575067Shut the fuuuuuck uuuup
>>34575008Who
>>34575053>>34575062Men still have breast tissue that's how men also get breast cancer. You can actually induce lactation in men (yes, actual breast milk) if you take the right meds.
>>34575063>>34575070Looking it up doesn't give the same thrill as coercing some dumb atoga moid into slutting himself out
>>34575071nta but did you also know that humans can grow extra nipples all along this milk line? yuck
>>34575072
>>34575071you'd think it would be more efficient if male milk lines were full of semen instead
I’m embarrassed by the way my pussy smells and I don’t know how to make it better
>>34575032Yeah that's the thing for me I guess it got to a point where I did not really see the added value in "starving" myself to see if I could reach it purely by thought, when if you're that horny obviously it just starts feeling really really fun to touch yourself or be touched. But in my experience it is also kind of a thing where if you've experienced it once/a few times, it becomes easier too, just like for most women that don't have vaginal orgasms from sex for some time and then they have one because the stars align and after that it's a lot easier. Like your body already knows the way. I find that really performing the natural signs of arousal (making your breath fast, shallow and jagged, deliberately tensing the muscles you usually spontaneously tense when an orgasm comes close) can also cause a sort of "oh we're doing this now"-response in your body where it just takes it from there. So I am sure that if you are already close to it, sooner or later it'll become easier anyway, even if you change up nothing. Cheers!
>>34575079what if men came from their nipples
>>34575080What's it smell like?
>>34575080Fix your sleep.
>>34575079How would impregnation work?You rub against the guys chest until semen squirts out of it and into you? Lol.
>>34575082Yeah I feel the same! It's just like crying on command by blinking a lot, except more fun. The body is easy to fool in this way.
>>34575080Your FWBs won't fuck you if it smells or what's the problem
Femanons, do you have a bush? If so, how sweaty does it get?
>>34575080stinky femcel
>>34575061nhentai
>>34574982Based
>>34575061the ones you matched with on Tinder for the upcoming weekend don't qualify?
>>34575067don't care didn't read []~(￣▽￣)~*
MenAre you happy
>>34575092yeshow do you measure sweat? I don't have an exact figure in milliliters or anything
>>34575076I like your rapey energy
>>34575092Yes, it doesnt
>>34575067it's not even about the fact that it has little girls in it, it's just not entertaining for more than 5 episodes
>>34575100No, I fucked up really badly at work and it ruined my day
>>34575102Does it soak your panties?
>>34575100Basically, certainly I can see how most people have it worse than me.
>>34575076here you go
>>34575106Aww sorry to hear :/
>>34575100not really
>>34575106Whatd you do
>>34575112Sorry
>>34575100C U T E image
>>34575100Not really. I'm dwelling on an unrequited love. I'm ready for this to pass.
>>34575096homo
>>34575107no, I only have that problem underneath my fat milkers
>>34575117Aww time will heal
Girls in porn get peed on and even drink it. Girls, would you do that?
>>34575109Eat a sandwich nigga
>>34575109Long hair?
>>34575071I love the female form
>>34575123Only if the guy is veganI try not to consume too much protein, no matter the source
My friend was right. Women get more attractive the more you like them. Right now there's a girl I like a lot and I'm developing some pretty deep feelings and commitment towards and now I see videos the boys link where I know the girl is objectively really hot but I just don't care because she's not the girl I like...What the fuck bros. This is the video in question. But like, I actually just don't care. She doesn't make me feel things the other girl makes me feel.
>>34575109Cute
>>34575100No, i need more drugs and access to a woman and her holes.
>>34575121It will, I'm just butthurt. Seemed like something that could have worked really well.
>>34575125you might say that. it's short now though.
>>34575090Yes exactly! Or when you want to pee but have issues relaxing because it's cold or something, but when you can really picture the sensation when it comes out, it starts. Cool, I hope you find lots more loopholes.
>>34575109Show bob
>>34574977no but my forearms are very strong comparatively
>>34575128>She doesn't make me feel things the other girl makes me feel.Of course not. She's just pixels on a screen.Porn and lewds don't hold a candle to the real thing.
>>34575128How do I make a man feel this way about me?
>>34575132Twink eyes
>>34575132Strawberry blond what is this
>>34575132LhA?
>>34575140Have big boobs
>>34575123Peed on, yes.Drinking it, no.
>>34575066i seriously doubt you can call nipples "coom buttons", if they worked that well you'd hear about it more
>>34575140Have an honest emotional connection with him and be the kind of woman he could fall in love with.
>>34575140Nta but I've literally experienced this before where I never would've looked twice at a girl, and I knew her for years, but then I started to get to know her a little better, and I realized what an cute little personality she had, and I started finding her physically attractive.
>>34575146>you'd hear about it moreWould you really? Women are conditioned from birth to avoid talking about their sexuality. It's not something that comes up naturally in conversation.
>>34575092No hair. I dance a lot, smooth is better
>>34575140Do the bare minimum.
Is it possible to lose everything because I unknowingly asked a girl out during her time of the month?
>>34575145Would you accept the pee on your face if you keep your mouth closed?
>>34575128nora might have the greatest body ive ever seen on a womantranscends sexiness or lewd thoughts, she's like a work of art. its almost impressive
>>34575150Same. The opposite happened to me when I fell out of love with a woman—I wondered what I ever found beautiful about her. Before the relationship fell apart, she was the only woman I had eyes for.
>>34575156Yes
Was talking to my brother on the phone once and we were talking about movies and he recommended some I should watch. A couple weeks later we talk again and asked if I watched them, I said "Oh, I haven't got around to it." and he sounds a little offended and says "Why not?" This just seems weird to me, do normal people act like this? It's like he thought he was setting me homework. When I recommend movies to people I don't expect that they'll watch them necessarily or follow up to make sure they did.
>>34575114it's alright I'm doing better compared to last week
>>34575073Mwah
I would not kiss a girl after she sucked my dick until after she brushes her teeth
>>34575161Maybe he's just disappointed because he wanted to talk about the movies he recommended with you
>>34575167Even if it was your own penis?
>>34575158Apparently she's insanely autistic and extremely bad at sex. Dead fish doesn't even describe it.
>>34575140>see random spanish girl respond with a selfie and a bit of cleavage to a joke about "spanish women being flat">literally thousands of responses of moids drooling like zombies and kissing her feet for no reason over itignore the other responses, just have big boobs the first anon was right
>>34575151Nipple stimulation actually makes a lot of women feel the bad sort of emotions that make men want to avoid them...https://health.clevelandclinic.org/sad-nipple-syndrome>Those who experience sad nipple syndrome report a wide range of strong emotions, which typically pass within a minute or two. Some feel sadness, discomfort or even impending doom. Others feel:>Anxious>Disgusted>Guilty>Homesick>Irritable>Lonely>Nauseous>DespairI've noticed that the more a woman likes her nipples touched the more mentally ill she is. Just an observation.
>>34575140Give him attention. And a lot.
>>34575161Well, I think most people are like you, and I don't think that's wrong or anything, but I really love movies and I always kind of get disappointed when I rave about a movie to someone and I think they'd like it, and then they never make any effort to check it out. That's why when people recommend movies to me, I usually do actually make an effort to check it out and let them know later, just because I know how it feels.
Being Chad in 2026 isn't enough, you have to be an actual dark triad psychopathic werewolf.
>>34575170>Apparently she's insanely autisticI don't know much about this egirl, but the look on her face says a lot. I'd buy it; she looks like she's very far away at all times.
Well I heard there was a secret chord
>>34575169Yes. I don't want to taste my own cum.
>>34575140As said anon the girl I like has shown she's loyal, clever, opinionated but still smart and holds her ground. She's like a little lion. However, the part that is making me fall for her is that she also acknowledges how hard I work, she says I'm dependable, she says that the conversations we have are the best part of her day. She cares for me, just little things like making sure I get enough water or sleep. She says I'm interesting, she responds when we talk, she's active and engaged and makes me feel like what I say and do matter to her.I want her as a person even if we disagree on some pretty serious stuff.For example I want a traditional male/female relationship and she wants to be treated in an equal manner in regards to leadership and stuff. She insists she pays 50:50 etc and won't move over to where I live until she's certain she can pay her half of rent and stuff. Which, I'm willing to work with her and compromise because she's someone worth compromising for.I think in terms of submission, leadership, etc she wants to take the submissive role not because I'm a man and she's a woman but because of who we are as people and upon further inspection that makes me want her even more. (She is submissive by nature, she just doesn't like ignoring the individual aspect of it.)
>>34575151well he said the hornier gender and defective coom buttons and the discussion was originally male nippleplay so i was talking about male nips not girlnipsim pretty sure its reasonably common knowledge that playing with a girls breast is a sexual thing people do
>>34575174I don't expect that someone will necessarily be interested in the stuff I'm interested in, so I don't take it personally when they don't watch movies I recommend.
>>34575161Nah he's being a little abrasive, though the other anon is right that it probably has to do with him having looked forward to bonding over it with you. Some people recommend stuff really just thinking the other person will enjoy it and for others it's more of a personal excitement to share it, they tend to get more pushy over it (or having issues taking it gracefully if you don't love a fierce recommendation of theirs).
>>34575177But you don't really care for music, do ya?
>>34575161Maybe he messed up the tone or you misinterpreted the tone? Sounds like it could be a fun sarcastic comment you make to a friend but you need to say it with a clearly joking voice/tone/expression or it comes off awkward and wrong.t. Been there. Had someone miss my sarcasm and get really upset.
>>34575172I do not believe you are a trained psychologist so your assessment of mental illness is suspect at best
>>34575161he just was hoping you'd have checked the thing he liked out so you could talk about it, you autist
>>34575161egocentric people expect others to drop everything and follow their suggestions immediately
It is too early in the god damn day for sad cowboy hours. God damn it.
>>34575123My wife does that. I personally don't get it.>>34575167Faggot
Women can a man cure your PMS
>>34575189That's one thing, but expecting a justification for not watching them is kinda weird. I told him I had a backlog of other movies I was getting through which was true, but I never did watch those movies, I can't even remember what they were now.
>>34575178Would you be fine with a girl who doesn't want to swallow because she also does not want to taste your cum, though?
>>34575183I don't take it personally or think less of them, but it does disappoint me a bit, and that's why when someone recommends something to me, I look forward to watching it and talking about it with them. I actually appreciated one time when I was talking about this foreign film from the 50's with this girl, and she just said "Well, I probably won't watch it, but it sounds cool."
>>34575140THISMEN ANSWER
>>34575195Korra is black?
>>34575202No, she's like Inuit.
>>34575195What's the point of posting shit like this
>>34575198I guess so. If she doesn't like it she doesn't like it.
>>34575165Bruh
sword fighting with big clitted woman
>>34575196Not really, like any other discomfort it can really help to have distraction or to have someone pamper you a bit, but at the end of the day it's a hormonal issue that is not going to get structurally cured by anyone else, just handled in a way that makes it more or less heavy to go through.
>>34575207That's fair then.
isnt it sad how korrasami recruits a guy to fuck her and her wife every now and then
>>34575196Depends on the man and his behaviour.
>>34575201the actual truth is that once he's had sex with the person he's fawning over he will get bored and almost immediately either think of other women or outright cheat/find a reason to leave you for them.
>>34575201If we have the same goals and values, enjoy spending time with each other, motivate each other to live healthily, both make time and effort to build a close relationship based on mutual respect and both express a desire to share our futures with each other, I will fall in love with you and think you're the most beautiful woman on Earth
The sexy occultist witch's ritual calls for a virgin boy as the sacrifice, which one of you will be chosen?
>>34575219Is this true
>>34575223>virginDammit
>>34575225No, anon is just bitter and demoralized.
Men, why don't you take care of women instead of abusing them?
>>34575219Really :( how do I prevent this
>>34575167i snowball with women if I love them
>>34575100No.Sometimes, for a few minutes, I can trick myself into believing I am. Doesn't last long though, and it gets rarer and rarer.
I’m freaking the fuck outtt
>>34575223Do women really recruit young ladies to their coven of witches to retreat to the woods late in the summer and autumn nights where they dance in the nude around the fire and perform incantations? Does every girl go through this?
>>34575128maybe because thats a man
>>34575208Lol what's wrong
>>34575219I don't think that's true. Why is it not possible for it to make the sex even better because I actually care for her?Are you sure you're not just projecting from your experience dating?
>>34575223I volunteer as tribute!
>>34575228I can barely take care of myself. I don't abuse women.
>>34575236What's going on?
>>34575229>>34575225no you idiots im just saying generic blackpill shit but about men instead of women the REAL grvke is that love requires dedication and you wont always be utterly infatuated with your partner 100% of every waking moment of every day and you simply need to find someone that will stick it out with you, so the real thing you need to look for is someone with a legitimately impressive character. Unfortunately very few people have that so it will be tough gl
I need to have sex so badly my brain demands it or I will go mad I am just an animal in heat
>>34575140>>34575201I cannot speak on behalf of the other anons but I am effectively a stray dog in temperament. Just some mild physical touch that isn't sexual would be enough for me
>>34575244What is it with anime fags redrawing every meme into a worse version and superimposing their cringe ass characters onto everything
>>34574935I'll give you different artistic interpretations, but i fucking hate the lensIt's just the show girls with costumes and it's not gotham but Brooklyn and I hate the cringe millennial humor
>>34575228i want to be abused by women, not really into doing the abusing
>>34575248>grvkeGirl truth nuke?
>>34575254Who are they now
GenderI'm going to be making another cosplay helmet this weekend to keep myself busy and distractedViolence mask from chainsaw man or the pic related
>>34575249A little gay of you to tell a room of other men this
>>34575140>be nice to him>show interest in his interests, even if you're faking it>dont nag himthats about it
>>34575254Because that's the point of memes
>>34575261Do the Killzone helmet they are cool
>>34575261I vote for violence mask
>>34575259grvke = grim trvkenewfriend
>>34575267I didnt 3D model that one. I already have the two I mentioned both modeled and printed/welded together ready to go
>>34575248Yeah, this basically. I've known this girl for over five years and I've talked to her for like 3 hours a day for the past year and a half or so. Its not something I immediately felt for her at all. However, knowing her for so long and then her caring for me, and me seeing her loyalty and genuine character has made me start to fall for her in ways I never expected.She earned my respect and desire because she's proven to really be intelligent and to have self control and standards and just good character in general. She shows restraint where I get heated and emotional. She shows caution where I get impatient. However, she also admires me for things I do well.I don't know if I can give a list of things to do. But it really is just about having good character.
>>34575260Just use the original
Lmao I thought I was 168 I am actually 177 or 9 I couldn't get it more accurate than that
>>34575228I want to take care of a woman emotionally
>>34575272Yeah thats fine and all but I was asking who they were transposed into
State genderHow do you feel about the female cops in England that laughed and then handcuffed that stabbing victim?
>>34575228because women hate me so it would be a bad investment
>>34575274Idiot
I hate being single.
>>34575270Ah then do that one first I dunno much about man with the chainsaw
womendo you find riley green attractive?
>>34575254Memes are lazy, low effort, low complexity, low creativity jokes and references that appeal to the lowest common denominator which is why it enables their widespread appeal works to begin with. Anyone can easily make their little version of it without thinking too hard but still get the enjoyment of joining in on the fun. Which is why you see 10000 unfunnier variants of memes that were already kind of dumb to begin with.
>>34575269Girl nuke sounds funnier
>>34575280Mthey should be dragged through the public square and hanged for murder
>>34575282Last time I checked I was 168 I was 14
>>34575196By keeping me pregnant or lactating, yeah.
>>34575274Height or weight
>>34575272That's not even the original
>>34575040>Hello Cheshire Cat, what are you doing here , even?Why, grooming of course! What else?>I know that 4chan is full of shit lol, I usually just come here for funMy point is more that 4chan slowly changes some people like boiling a frog. If you're not constantly checking yourself in regards to what normal, non-4chan sensibilities are, you run the risk of what I call the "cake fucker effect". Essentially, what you consider to be tame is can be wildly fucked up by the standards of other people.>again it's /adv/ so I.. asked a question,as prompted.How dare you!But yeah, anon's baseless, stupid anger was stupid and baseless anti-foid resentment.
>>34575291>lactatingyeah and what if you made him suck your breasts while you ran your fingers through his hair haha that would be weird lol
>>34574915Why do women insist on getting rid of gender roles that expect something of them, but will fight tooth and nail to keep the ones that benefit them(the ones that require men to give or do something for women at their expense).
>>34575280I don't expect anything better from English authorities or people at this point. I'm neither surprised nor outraged
>>34575292Haha height. Im 70,4 kg checked two days ago
>>34575280MThey should lose their jobs.I wonder what Sikhs have to say about this whole thing. I've never known them to be crazy people.
>>34575280It is the English way to break terror away with laughter. Dark humour innit
Is /atoga/ dick worth pursuing
Women thoughts on birds of prey
>>34575303well apparently the smallest dick itt is at least 7" so I guess so.
Efficiency is so trashy.
>>34575303Yes. But I'm biased
>>34575303No. Not only will you find out he lied but now you have to deal with the rest of the atoga moid.
>>34575305No. I'm 4 and a half inches.I've received many compliments about my dick.
>>34575307Then what is tardiness?
>>34575305That's not true. I'm 6.5"
>>34575311Abundance.
>>34575311Based and nonchalant pilled
>>34575303Yeah. Prove yourself worthy.
>>34575067I only read the beginning of this post and then tapped out.Dude, "little girls existing" is not peak storytelling because it's literally not a story.No conflict, no story."Little girls existing" is pandering to lolicons and pedophiles. I make the distinction despite the great overlap because I have seen wholesome anime loli appreciation.That said, it's entirely possible to defend a show centered on little girls by defending its other merits. Which you suspiciously did not do.
Women I'm so tired
Have you ever been obsessed with an onlyfans girl?
>>34575318Go to bed.
>>34575305I'm 6in
>>34575228Ask the men who always has a woman to abuse not the men who can't get a text back.
>>34575319No, I think I'm too old to have had that experience.
>>34575310fr? 4.5, as in measured? Bone pressed, the whole nine yards?
>>34575319No I always assumed only fans was a joke and that nobody did it.
>>34575319Only in the sense that I really wanna fuck her. I usually forget after I nut but sometimes I keep admiring her body after. Does that count as obsession?
Is /atoga/ pussy worth pursuing
>>34575215I don't see why you should, nor why you do, care about something that doesn't include any way pertain to you.
>>34575294I can assure you that I only visit 4chan about once a week when I'm insanely bored.Otherwise I slum on Xitter & Tiktok which is probably more "normal" than 4chan.>Why grooming, of course! Uh oh xD
All I see are pussies here
>>34575329Blown out like an open pit coal mine
I want him to touch me more
>>34575329if she pegs me maybe idk
They be making skinny tortas now
>>34575336Can you please stop being gay for one day of your life
She means me btw
>>34575341That anon will always be happy. And even happier if atoga pussy pegs him
Born to be ornamental, forced to be instrumental.
>>34575325Fully erect, ruler to pelvis etc. I'm mainly into oral though, but yeah girls have complimented my dick a lot saying how suckable it looks and stuff. Also the fact I can cum like 7 times a night and get hard really quick multiple times.I've never actually had vaginal sex though so idk about that. In general however I genuinely think women get off way more to build up and sensitivity and fantasy/emotion than just OOOOO BIG DICK. I think guys care more about dick size than girls do.Though I'm sure there is a raw physicality to big dick, I just don't think its nearly as effective as mental arousal and build up. Like, the thing that turns women on the most from my experience is them knowing your aroused by them. Like if a woman knows I can fucking cum like four times and immediately get hard again for her and I'm frothing at the mouth and super aroused by her that seems to create that sort of energy in her too.
>>34574982I can appreciate the desire to watch piv porn yet not have any masculine presence. So in theory, I'm onboard. However, the reality of seeing 3D and 2D futa porn makes it abundantly clear that the intended audience is not seeking "lesbian porn only one of them has a cock" like me.The intended audience appreciates the fact that they are men. It's clearly homosexual, often not even featuring a woman at all.In short, it's gay. And therefore not my bag.
>>34575304Like animals, the movie, or the group in general?
>>34575341its not gay because its a girl thoughbeit
>>34575348The ones with the talons
>>34575344I was born to be oriental
>>34575344What greater compliment than the knowledge and certainty that you're not expendable? That you are needed, desired, essential?
>>34575345>women have complemented my dick a lot>ive never actually been able to even stuck it inside any of those women, thoughBRVTAL dickpillholy
Any curse you can put on me to help me lose my virginity this week? I literally have my own flat now I can bring a girl any time I want. It is friday night there is so many people out should I yell from my window VIRGIN HERE COME AND GET IT!
>>34575358Yelling is embarrassing, just install grindr and lose your v-card within the hour
>>34575346dude you're just as gay going out of your way to investigate the nuances of tranny porn closeted faggots amaze me with their mental gymnastics i swear, how can you write this all out and not also come to the conclusion that you're a faggot too
>>34574982my man boobs make me look like one
>>34575317i mean ur the one saying that anything without some 19th century approach to storytelling where there's a clear-cut narrative must be trash because... you said so? i'm not trying to elevate anime to the same level as art i don't think k-on really warrants this cynical 'it has to have artistic merit' analysis it's just anime, but at the same time it's not any less good than some jin roh bullshit about little red riding hood or the political intrigues of space operas, none of this shit has 'artistic' merit if we're being real. anime is all about the thematic material, the cultural resonances, the experience of the watch itself. but if u watch k-on and all you perceive is 'little girls existing' then i'm sorry but you might just be a really shallow person if you want me to be all intellectual about it there's something called transcendental style robert bresson used it it's basically the idea of making the viewer engage with the work thru non-action, non-storytelling, it's requiring some effort from the viewer by using boredom, by introducing dead space that he must cross somehow... it doesn't necessarily ask intelligence or artistic taste of the viewer but rather patience, imagination, interpretation etc... thats a very strong component of cgdct and the adjacent genre iyashikei that it overlaps with but youre just out here clutching pearls and saying that because it doesnt have some monomyth structure to it that it must be artistic garbage UNLIKE MY SERIOUS ANIME THAT I WATCH like nigga shut up
>>34575355Only someone with no sense for beauty would claim that ornamentation isn't needed, desired and essential.
>>34575368Nah you're just a landwhale.
>>34575296Awwww
>>34575332>I can assure you that I only visit 4chan about once a week when I'm insanely bored.That's probably healthy enough. And yet, a terrible indictment of your ability to entertain yourself.>Otherwise I slum on Xitter & Tiktok which is probably more "normal" than 4chan.Ah. ...ew. But I don't kinkshame so enjoy yourself as you like. Seriously though, the best weapon against a boring reality is an interesting imagination. When you find yourself to be bored, go be an interesting person instead.Responsibly, of course.A moderately interesting person is always preferable to a very interesting dumpster fire.>Uh oh xDOh, don't worry, Alice. Not only am I mostly harmless, I think you'll find that I was never really here at all.
>>34575360Those apps are filled with bots I am not installing that and having my kidney stolen
>>34575376why do you have this picture on speed dial
>>34575376why are you posting weird incest shit?
>>34575377Nonce
>>34575379Nah Grindr is actually pretty consistently human users. Faggots legitimately are such hypersexual sluts that you can reasonably assume a man messaging you within 5 minutes of making the account is a real person ready to see if you're willing to fuck.
ariana never misses
Autism ChildYou are so lovedYour little world is beautiful for who you are
>>34575386Hmm ok but I don't want my first time to be with a man. I am bi curious but I want a woman
Women whats the grossest thing about men
>>34575391dick cheese
>>34575391their insatiable desire to use my body to stimulate their genitals
>>34575377I made a typo, sorry. I meant to say that I visit 4chan once a month.I have been scrolling through this stupid thread for a while but I don't know. It's pretty boring , people calling other people a faggot or "hehehe do you ladies like getting your pussy spanked?" Or something pretty fetish-y, is /atoga/ a reoccurring anomaly on /adv/?>ewWhat's so ew about Xitter an Tiktok???
>>34575391Probably rape, especially of small animals and their own kids
>>34575362>dude you're just as gay going out of your way to investigate the nuances of tranny pornI didn't "investigate". I checked it out because lesbian porn is hot and I like piv. And quickly determined it was not for me. Other than that my entire experience is simply discovering that there's a few popular futa porn elements that overlap with my search criteria >how can you write this all out and not also come to the conclusion that you're a faggot tooIn the "likes men" sense of faggot? I'm supremely secure in my heterosexuality. I'm not remotely afraid of being seen as queer because I love women enough that I don't give a shit.As in "holy shit anon is such a faggot", 4chan sense of the term? I definitely am a colossal faggot. No question of it.
>>34575376bv talks about pegging, posts mommy vocaroos etc but also has a deep seething resentment for men and their many slightsthis just reaffirms it: the only women interested in any sexual aesthetic thats related to femdom is just damaged and trying to sexualize men in a way that defangs and removes the "toxic" parts away, they're damaged by masculine behavior so they tell themselves they're into what is essentially a spiritual eunuch. Totally non-threatening, no agency or will of its own.
>>34575395There is only one rape and it all deserves the punishment of crucifixion
I will never forgive myself for unironically listening to that cringe ass shit when I was younger
>>34575398>Totally non-threatening, no agency or will of its own.That's why she loves short tiny pushovers like Charlie
>>34575404Exactly.
Men, i have a headache :c
>>34575408Hello headache I am Dad
>>34575392You'll learn to enjoy it
>>34575408What do you expect me to do about it foid? Kiss your booboo so you feel better?
>>34575372And only someone with no self worth would consider it a curse to be instrumental.
>>34575413Yeah
>>34575415*smooches your forehead*mwah
>>34575329Looks like the answer is no
What do you do with a drunken anon? What do you do with a drunken anon? Toss him in bed with Blue Valkyrie. Early in the morning.
>>34575329Most of our femanons are insane and insane pussy is the best
>>34575422Can a fucking woman answer good grief
>>34575424Looks like the answer is no
>>34575424Why would women know anything about this?
>>34575371>19th century approach to storytelling where there's a clear-cut narrative must be trash because... you said so?No. Because literally anyone who knows anything about stories at all, in literally any medium or genre, will tell you that you absolutely CANNOT have a story without conflict.It's universally true and universally accepted.I'm sorry, you're just going to have to deal with that fact.>anime is all about the thematic material, the cultural resonances, the experience of the watch itself.It's a medium, not a genre so the themes vary widely but what you're saying is not technically wrong.>if u watch k-on and all you perceive is 'little girls existing' I haven't seen it. However, rather than correcting my implication by citing the show's conflict, you instead insisted that it doesn't need conflict. >it's basically the idea of making the viewer engage with the work thru non-action, non-storytellingThen it is, as I said, not peak storytelling.>it's requiring some effort from the viewer by using boredom, by introducing dead space that he must cross somehow... Storytelling can do that. Cicadas chirping or Malcom Reynolds unfolding a blanket. Narrative negative space.However, crossing suggests from one point to another. It's only negative space if there's positive space.>it must be artistic garbageIf it lacks conflict, it's not a story."Little girls existing" might be compelling artwork and there's doubtlessly paintings of it, but it's not storytelling.Nobody sees a Facebook snapshot of dinner and earnestly responds "cool story bro".
If I ever get a ship I am naming it /atoga/ you will see I will show you
>>34574367i have beforenow i tend to just pull the leg part up and pee through the leg hole. It's way faster and it doesn't mess with the wasitband which has a finite lifetime
>>34575429the fact that u namedropped the guy from firefly is fucking crazy you must be a real connoisseur...
I'm having a love isn't real kind of day and want to kill myselfBelieving in love is the only thing that gets me out of bed every day
>Gained massive strength>Have no gained any real size because I have issues eatingIs strength without form attractive or is form without strength betterIe which should I pursue the mostI'm going for both regardless, just curious
>>34575374won't be one for long
>>34575414The opposite actually. Only someone with no inherent sense of worth would feel like they have to earn their worth.
lol why did I open up to someone
>>34575430it should have a name that sounds like it was dug from a well
>>34575353I think chinese are underated aesthetically
>>34575441I like /atoga/ or I could name if after a femanon. Or just Femanon
>>34575394>is /atoga/ a reoccurring anomaly on /adv/?Consistent fixture for over 6 years.Same shit, different day. The occasional recurring joke or smug selfie.>What's so ew about Xitter an Tiktok???Both are 95% useless and valid destruction of attention spans.Very few tweets are worth reading, mostly those by professional comedians. Everyone else is flailing around seeking attention while providing nothing of value.TikTok in principle is fine but investing your time in longer, more quality videos rather than just "whatever is next in the feed" is better at enriching and engaging your mind. TikTok is so short it doesn't have to be good. It's the equivalent of eating a bag of sugar cubes.Go bake some cookies instead.
>>34575444call it agota, atoga backwards
Oh I know I will buy a super tanker and name it BV
>>34575440Desperate need for validation or to feel like your issues are noticed and worth noticing or the person you are talking to seemed like a good listener or level headed and understandingI've been trauma dumped on so many times and I've come to believe these are the reasons they specifically dump on meLike yes, guy I met 2 days ago, I really want to know about how you are an orphan and have a proper response ready for this random info dump
>>34575447Not bad. I will gather atogans to work on my ship and we will fight pirates and sell their body parts
>>34575448for Bacterial Vaginosis?
>>34575432>the fact that u namedropped the guy from firefly is fucking crazy you must be a real connoisseur...MehIt's a specific moment intentionally designed to be slow.There's probably a dozen or so in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly but they're less singular in my memory.
tiktok was good until they went out of the way to destroy any lewd content i used to get so much borderline gay porn on tiktok it was great
I like *** so much I'm freaking out
>>34575451Can I get a job just sitting in that basket on top of the mast? I can shout "LAND IN SIGHT" every now and then if you give me a telescope.
>>34575450I'm not talking about trauma dumping I'm not a retard
>>34575440>>34575450Who said that every wish would be heard and answered,When wished on the morning star?Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,Look what it's done so far.What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing,And what do we think we might see?Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
>>34575391their curly little pube hairs
What are some things people claim they like you don't believe? IePeople who claim they like wearing high heels. No you don't. They're uncomfy.People who claim they like spiders. No you don't. They're ugly.People who claim they like anal. No you don't. That's full of poo.
>>34575456>that basket on top of the mast?Crow's Nest.Nta, but you get my vote.
I'm at a nightclub RIGHT NOWhow in the WORLD am I supposed to approach women when all are either paired up with Chad, or the bartender/security immediately tells you to fuck off if you try?Also music is loud af making casual convo near impossible
>>34575459I love that song but am finding it extremely difficult to believe in right now
>>34575463>People who claim to be open-mindedNo you aren't. You make posts like this where you flatly refuse to believe people have different opinions.
>>34575456Yes. But you shout “LAND AHOY!”
>>34575463Gay men literally pound eachother and get pounded, man. I don't think they're lying.
>>34575463Alcohol
>>34575467Yea but I didn't claim to be open minded lol?
One TwoThreeFourSHA LA LA LA LA LA
>>34575468I thought it was LAND HOOr is that problematic now?
>>34575456>>34575468It's>LAND, HO!you guise
>>34575471Ok fair, carry on then.
>>34575465>the bartender/security immediately tells you to fuck off if you try?What the actual fuck?How did this happen?When?Or are you just imagining it?
>>34575391Their insatiable lust for gold. Money is the root of all evil.
>>34575329It's all taken and thoroughly pounded constantly.
>>34575465why are you mobileposting at a nightclub instead of tearing up the dance floor?
Sweden had to ban marriages between first cousins bc of their immigrants lmao. ;OLLOO
Is self-diagnosis of mental issue valid or cringe?
>>34575477They're the same thing. I prefer Ahoy. Now listen here I am the captain and you go by my rules or you will find your self cleaning the bottom of the ship you got it? Get in like you mangy rat.
>>34575487F, Giga cringe, sorry
>>34575475That goes for you too. This is a dictatorSHIP you got it!?
>>34575487Very cringe. That should be your first step towards seeking an actual diagnosis and treatment, not a final diagnosis.
>>34575466Fair. Life isn't easy.The trick with opening up is to trust but verify first. Never someone something precious unless they've given you reason to believe they'll keep it safe.I simply open up easily, take the hit, and wear the callouses with pride. I can't necessarily recommend it.
How am I supposed to take women seriously when they're all soft and jiggly?
If women don't like porn then why are there so many women who make porn?
>>34575487>>34575491>That should be your first step towards seeking an actual diagnosis and treatment, not a final diagnosis.This.It's not really cringe to self diagnose. But self diagnosis and sharing it is peak cringe.
>>34575493I thought they gave me some great reasons and then they just stopped caring
>>34575498Women do like porn, pornhub statistics are compiled and posted publicly every single year and there are countries where women watch porn more than men. The countries that majorly deficit in favor of men tend to be english speaking countries with massive smut libaries ie Ao3, which is just a different form of porn and their own statistics show them to be almost entirely female
>>34575453the way ur talking like some tenured expert on the subject but namedropping these tip of the iceberg babies first cinema productions cant be real. what about au husard balthazar, ossessione, port of shadows, shanghai express... nah, we namedropping a clint eastwood cowboy movie
>>34575465>music is loud af making casual convo near impossibleBody language interest, preferably while dancing nearby, then join them at the bar after the song, buy them a drink z and hopefully talk where it's slightly quieter.
What ever happened to ihatewomen anon?
>>34575500>I thought they gave me some great reasons and then they just stopped caringIf they genuinely cared and then stopped caring, it might've been too much too soon. It is hard to say.
>>34575509he got married
for me its sitting with my bros staring at legs and repeatedly making cunnilinguis gestures while laughing if any woman ever looks at us
>>345755024chan fema ons don't watch pornhub they go on gif
should i write down everything he does
>>34575511To a man, I'm assuming
>>34575510I'm sick of being too much for people. I chose to be alone for years because I didn't want to be too much for anyone
>>34575517Nah
>>34575504...dude?Name dropping esoteric shit is about seeking attention for one's "elite" knowledge.Referencing commonly known shit is about teaching the average person.My point is *not* "Look at ME! I am an anime expert!"My point is "'Little girls existing' is not peak storytelling."Are you trying to deflect to a tangent because you're just trying to continue arguing?
>>34575518im fujoing out
>>34575509I remember reading his last post. He said that he no longer hates women iirc.
>>34575521There's a world of difference between "too much" and "too much too soon".
Women, what race do you prefer him to be? You could give more than one if you feel you need it
Femanons, if you had the power to drain a man's life force and vitality with your pussy and have eternal youth from it , would you aura farm off a bunch of shitty low tier normie men or try to seduce a single powerful enlightened sage man every couple decades? Keep in mind the latter would be much harder to seduce.
:) omg :) please dont leave me
>>34575528True, sorry. I feel like a fucking loser for thinking I was reciprocating something that wasn't even there to begin with
>>34575294>>34575377mkg ahh posts
>>34575408>hands you big cup of water
>>34575495my contempt of women really boils down to this.women are designed, body and mind, to make men do things for them, so I can't ever respect one. it's nothing personal, just biology.
>>34575534Don't take everything so personally
>>34575465>making casual convo near impossibleyeah, now you get a reason to speak into their ear and get close to them
>>34575539So you'll respect me if men hate me for being ugly?
>>34575546you can still get money and devoted fans from doing ASMR or any other content that doesn't show your face.
>>34575540Fuck you
Love of mine, someday you will die, but I'll be close behind...
>>34575398>so they tell themselves they're into what is essentially a spiritual eunuchOr maybe I find different things more masculine than all your gay bullshit?But you wouldn't eat food for thought if you were starving, honestly.
>>34575534>I feel like a fucking loser for thinking I was reciprocating something that wasn't even there to begin withI find that most people have expectations of others that they assume everyone has and it's only when those expectations aren't met do they sometimes realize that they never communicated what they expected. This goes for them and you.You're not a loser. You just didn't meet expectations that they didn't communicate. It's assumptions and poor communication most of the time.
>>34575529Don’t care
>>34575551>eat foodOf course that's the first thing your mind jumps to
>>34575530If I get eternal life why do I have to do it more than once?
>>34575529>could give more than one if you feel you need itGenuinely wtf is this English
>>34575549I love Death Cab, but I feel like this song was way too overrated and overplayed compared to a lot of their better songs like Title and Registration.
Women, what first comes to your mind when a guy asks you to a date/hanging out at night?
>>34575408So no sex tonight?
>>34575529White or white-passing
>>34575555Thanks, but I feel like I lost. I feel used and thrown away and humiliated
I feel really bad when I hurt women's feelings but part of me really enjoys it and that worries me
>>34575562He wants more. They all want more all the time, it being night doesn’t matter
>>34575434Personally I'd much rather be strong than bulky.
>>34575566It should. At least you know you have a sadistic streak and can try to be conscious of it
>>34575562Whether I want to or not? What else?
>>34575568God forbid a man be attracted to a woman
>>34575559You have to keep doing it to get "eternal" life. Virile powerful men with high spiritual power levels give more life.
>>34575524what about girls und panzer that has a plot with conflict and definite points of progression through the story but it's also entirely a 'little girl' cast. there's also made in abyss which blows garbage like firefly out of the water but it has little girls so it must be shit.
>>34575539Why do sperm drones always have these types of takes?>i'm a shoeshiner and therefore you exist to have your shoes shinedNah, all that's YOUR purpose and your nonexistent theory of mind shouldn't be made my problem
Women, do you think excess males should be rounded up and executed?
>>34575578No
>>34575128It's convenient because I can literally tell if I'm in love or in lust with a woman by whether or not I'm jerking it to porn and being distracted by lust-provoking images on 4chan. When you're into a girl the blinders just come up automatically.>>34575176I've seen a fair number of images/webms of her posted across 4chan and I don't think I've ever seen her smile even once. Why do you think the first thing the chaebol-controlled kpop girls have to learn before anything else is how to smile? Smiling and putting up the appearance that they are happy to be around you (genuine or not) is the best thing a girl can do to earn a man's affections (and/or money).>>34575140Emotionally connect with him and show him that you don't treat other guys like that and that your connection is special. Give him attention if he seems to like it. Slowly escalate and only pause if he does something that seems to imply he wants the brakes on.
>>34575568>He wants more.No shit.You say that like you want *less*. Like the entire scope of your interest in spending time with a man is to simply be in the presence of a person for a time.*YOU* want more.So yes, the guy wants more. What fucking matters is if he's willing to respect you, honor the pace you're comfortable with in developing a closer relationship, and matching the level of intimacy and enthusiasm that you express.Or you could hate all men for their imagined thoughtcrimes. Whatever works for you.
>>34575578>excess malesI don't think there is such a thing, but if that's your fetish then sure.
Ok. I want my face fucked. What do you do
>>34575572Didn’t say being attractive is a bad thing. Don’t get triggered by your own thoughts
>>34575587
>>34575574I’m already bored with this hypothetical
>>34575587I watch your marriage fall apart.
>>34575585Asking obvious question, answer is obvious, you get triggered somehow.
>>34575587You might want that but do you want him to know you want that or do you want him to just do it without you asking?
>>34575587Don't you have a husband, you cheating skank? Post that shit to him.
Faith in women currently at an all-time low.
>>34575562Trying to remember if I already have plans>>34575568This too
>>34575565>I feel used and thrown away and humiliatedAll I can say is that is simply how you're feeling now and it's not objective reality.And you won't always feel this way.But for now, let yourself feel like shit, knowing that you will get through this too and life will change, you will change, and the future will be different than how it is right now.
>>34575201Be his best friend but also a "wow, how does she do it" girl
>>34575565You get used to it
>>34575594Both
>>34575562>at nightAutomatic refusal unless I know him really, really well. Let's get breakfast or meet in the afternoon instead.
>>34575591Go away
>>34575601I refuse to
>>34575600>"wow, how does she do it"do what?
Minecraft and sims are so cringe
>>34575604I watch you ruin your own marriage by emotionally pulling away and sabotaging everything.
>>34575599It will, I know. Thanks for the replies
>>34575605Good, because it's a mindset thing. You have to become borderline Buddhist if you don't want people to make you feel that way anymore
>>34575606Win the eating contest without gaining a pound.
>>34575587Get you onto the side of the bed, have you turn with your head hanging a little off the edge, and use your mouth as a fuck toy while I grope your fat tits and rub your clit
>>34575606be so impressive
>>34575587I say no
>>34575606Moves a heavy object around the house or opens a tight jar of pickles
>>34575578No, they should be my sex slaves as long as they're not violent or criminals
I love wasting my time
>>34575593>answer is obviousThat's not the obvious answer at all.It's a bit like answering that we're all going to die someday. It's not false but if that's your mental response, then it says a lot more about you than your thoughts on evening dates or hang outs.You specifically stated that the time of day doesn't matter, indicating that you were answering a question other than the point of the question that specifically mentioned the time of day.You weren't answering the question, you were venting anger that men desire more than just hanging out, despite that being perfectly natural and acceptable.You're expressing anger at a normal state of existence. This is not a healthy mindset.
>>34575596You have to add why, otherwise you sound like a whiny bitch-boy
>>34575609You're welcome.Thank you for sharing.
>>34575604How about you finally go away
>>34572367How would you fix your homeboard?
>>34575624I really don’t care, anon.
>>34575623Nope, not angry. You are being triggered over something that only happened in your mind. Talk more about being healthy hehe
>>34575575>what about girls und panzer that has a plot with conflict and definite points of progression through the story but it's also entirely a 'little girl' cast.Sound like a story featuring little girls and tanks. Or possibly tanks AS little girls, I dunno. Neither is my interest so I haven't seen it.
>>34575628What is homeboard
When are you going to propose!
GenderWould you break up with someone if you found out they have HPV?
>>34575628by deleting it
>>34575634I’d probably propose after a year or two of dating.
>>34575628Rangeban India, Israel, and Eglin AFB.
>>34575630>Nope, not angry.Fair. "Angry" was certainly a gross generalization.How would you describe your feelings about the fact that men want more?Why did you feel the need to characterize men as having this desire when most everyone desires "more"?I'm not triggered. I spotted pure bullshit and called it out. I'm not emotionally invested in this.
>>34575576Now imagine 50% of the world population was sexually attracted to shiny shoes
>>34575582>webmIs this meant to be sexy? She looks like she's trying to swat a fly in slow motionI will never understand men
Hello, men.
>>34575643Hello.
>>34575055I've only been posting less desu cause I've been busy with work, studying and volunteering, the little free time I have atm I don't want to waste shitpostingThere's nothing "wrong" with you per se, you just need to fill your time with more responsibilities and engaging activities that divert your attentionAlso getting sober helped a ton, I strongly recommend
>>34575642you're overthinking it, babeI didn't even notice her arms moving, I saw tummy and my neuron was activated
>>34575645You’re sober for real? Congrats man
>>34575642I think kpop girls are a fetish desu
>>34575643hello fellow man
Going to bed at 5:30 on a Friday yeehaw what a life
>>34575642>She looks like she's trying to swat a fly in slow motionNta but if she can swat a fly in slow mo that is impressive desu>>34575635No but that'd be lame if they kept it a secret from me>>34575634I propose a toast rn>>34575568>They all want more all the timeNot really, I had to decline sex sometimes when I was just sleeping over with gals
>>34575640It’s fine. Most of us are used it, obviously it makes it really difficult to have guy friends. I didn’t have the need to characterize men, it’s atoga. You didn’t spot pure bullshit, was nothing bs about it. You got trigger over nothing. Your post are way too long and hostile to claim you are not emotional invested. Fair?
>>34575485I did tear up the dance floorNobody pays attention to me
>>34575654I’m not him, and >they all want more all the timeis misandrist bullshit.
>>34575654could be mkg again being reminded of his low libido wife he cheated on
>>34575656Right, so women should just let their guard down and stop being so cautious around hard penises, ok
>>34575465When I was a bartender I only told people to fuck off if they were being aggro or pushyLike other anon said, get to dancing on the floor lol, and try talk to people in the smoking area and on the sofas etc. All the times I went clubbing alone I made friends lol, you just have to get out of your comfort zone a bit and not worry about what people think
>>34575642>Is this meant to be sexy? She looks like she's trying to swat a fly in slow motionIt looks to me like she's transitioning to different "sexy" photo poses. Better for taking lots of individual pics than a video.>I will never understand menI think she's attractive but yeah, no, that did nothing for me. A cute store clerk moving to the music as she stocks shelves is sexier.
>>34575656Nah that’s pretty much reality
>>34575656>it's "misandrist" to keep in mind that men generally want sex and to make sure you don't give him the wrong ideaI call it basic social awareness and safety, but ok
>>34575663This is a mirror image of the shit that incels say about women being hypergamous.
>>34575666It’s not. Non of you have female friends?
I give up on this thread.
>>34575666Those don't seem equivalent at all to me
>>34575669yeah
>>34575557Stew some more and maybe somebody will crack your legs open and suck your meat out, bucket crab.
>>34575353>IIIII want to be ninjaaaa >>34575228I do try but I can barely take care of myself >>34575067I adore K-On but for the most part it doesn't have much plot lol
IS it normal to be fighting all the time 2 months into a relationship?
>>34575675Worry less about whether or not it’s normal and more about whether or not you can put up with it. That doesn’t sound like a relationship worth sticking around for imo.
>>34575654>It’s fine. Most of us are used it, obviously it makes it really difficult to have guy friends.Fair.>I didn’t have the need to characterize men, it’s atoga.I suppose that's fair although it doesn't explain why you felt a universal constant was an obvious answer. You chose it over "We'll all die someday" for some reason.>You didn’t spot pure bullshit, was nothing bs about it.Yes, it was. Of course men want more. Everyone does. It didn't need saying. But you said it like an accusation while intentionally disregarding the intent of the question to "make your point". >You got trigger over nothing.No. One could argue that you did but I'm curious about your motivation, not prejudgemental.>Your post are way too longThat's how I roll, dawg.>hostilePointing out that your post was bullshit isn't hostile.Saying "No shit" might've seemed hostile but, seriously, it's the only valid response.Men want more than just to hang out with a woman? No shit. What's your point?
>>34575675Not really, no.
>>34575675Doesn't seem very good maybe the other parts compensate
>>34575677>What's your point?nta but what do you mean "what's your point?"anon asked what we thought, and the answer was "I bet he wants more"you both agree so why the hostility lol
>>34574972>Why is K-On still the best CGDCT animeI prefer Lucky Star but have a lot of nostalgia for K-On>>34575045You should finish it, Azumanga is GOATed
>>34575677Anon. That was the point. You are looking for things that aren’t there. You said yourself it was obvious
>>34575677I want to hang out sometimes
If I held every woman accountable for things that women have actually done to me, I would despise women.This is why it annoys me so much to hear women say confidently that all men are sexual predators and should be treated accordingly.
>>34575685>I am hateful because of my isolated experiences>Women are cautious because of their isolated experiences but still trust menThat's too bad
Women would you sell your likeness?That is scan your entire body from the neck down to create a perfect replica and it can be anonymous.
>>34575687is it really anonymous if they know my exact bone structure?I bet that data is already in the hands of techbros anyway
>>34575686Did you actually read my post?
>>34575687What’s the point of it being anon
>>34575649>kpop girls are a fetishnta I mean, they are cherrypicked and portrayed to be hot, I wouldn't really call it a fetish lolRIP NewJeans>>34575655They were missing out>>34575675Not really desu, what are the fights about?>>34575648Lol thanks anon <3 Doesn't feel like much of an achievement but yeah, the past few weeks, the most I have is a flavoured sparkling water lol
>>34575690YeahYou announced you're a hateful personThat's too bad
>>34575687Only if it was exclusively used to make sex dolls.
>>34575687maybe if I get free plastic surgery afterwards
>>34575677Did you actually cheat on your wife because you just wanted more?
>>34575687Thinking about it. I'm not sure. But I want copyright of my likeness.
>>34575689To deanonymise you they would need to compare the scan or replica with your medical records or your own body, would need a lot more knowledge and resources than the average person I assume.>>34575691You probably want to deny you sold your body to make sex dolls
>>34575687>That is scan your entire body from the neck down to create a perfect replica>it can be anonymous.>>34575685This is exactly why I don't understand misogyny, you're like a genderflipped me. Men hate all women because individual women treat men badly for having penises? I don't like those women either and never agreed with them, it sucks to be lumped under them just for being born female. Males have done all sorts to me but I could never hate them collectively.
>>34575621why would you want the least attractive, most inept males as sex slaveswomen cannot into dominance or being at the top of the hierarchy in anything, i swear
>>34575699Oh I thought it was a clone. We would just hang out
Having anger issues makes me feel like a completely unloveable and terrifying man. I hate my life right now.
>>34575706Your feelings are right. I hope you are in therapy on a regular basis
>>34575706Why do you have anger issues
I am vividly aware that I have lived my entire past before. I am vividly aware that I have lived the present be fore. And I am vividly aware of what the future will be in most situations - and when it arrives I know that I have already experienced it.I am a fractal. Life is a never-ending dream.
>>34575682>You should finish it, Azumanga is GOATedI read a bizarre fist of the north star crossover where osaka gets kidnapped and her dad (raoh) saves her, or something like that
>>34575699I nearly said something about using ATOGA for fetish worldbuilding but I fetishbait men all the time online with fujo questions so who am I to judge
>>34575228youre assuming women would associate with me at all
Women, what do you think?
>>34575710Nope, just a basic bitch trying to be deep, on atoga lol
anyone ITT absolutely neurotic about any aspect of themselves? body, mind, personality, etc whatever
>>34575715Yeah, looks correct.
>>34575718yes, about everything actually
>>34575718F. Mostly just my tits.
>>34575718MProud to say I am improving somewhat.
>>34575708Very traumatic childhood.>>34575707I’m not. That’s a pretty awful thing to say to a man who’s already down.
>>34575715Wtf is up with Latvia and Namibia?
>>34575718MIts an embarrassingly cliche trope but I have a small dick and I'm a total bitch about it. I honestly should see some sort of professional about it but I just don't want to deal with all that.
>>34575715Not a big fan of niggers
>>34575711Lmao that sounds like high artL>>34575706Don't beat yourself up for feeling angry How you process and deal with it though us within your control
>>34575725You need help, not a motivational meme
>>34575718I worry that even my regulated emotions make me unloveable. I worry a lot about dying alone and childless.
>>34575715>2011
>>34575718I'm just very neurotic in general tbqh
>>34575732im fine dying alone and childless as long as I find something meaningful to DO with all that extra free timeunfortunately that seems even less likely than the prospects of making a family atm lol
>>34575716Sure, I had a violent and traumatic upbringing. My mind is a mess
if a girl has a nose piercing (nostril), how strong of an indicator is this that she's a huge whore?
>>34574457Bollywood ED type songThat's chill af, thanks for sharingOn the house rn https://voca.ro/1cH0NsFbRD8C
>>34575737Not much
>>34575725Why aren’t you in therapy?
>>34575729I never take it out on anyone. I vent about it here, write or draw. I’ll scream until I’m hoarse and my ears are ringing when it gets really bad, but I make sure not to do that anywhere that anyone can hear it.I’m exhausted, lonely and feel like I have no purpose. I want to die.>>34575731I doubt anyone who is keen to agree with my insecurities actually cares if I get help.
>>34575741I’ve attended therapy before and got what I needed out of it. I went to cope with my depression.I don’t even know if I really have anger issues. I’m just mad about something that only I care about and mad that I’m the only one that cares about it.
Feel like a broken person that no one will ever want.
>>34574384>kicking a ball around a field is "unfeminine"Wild take breh
>>34575746What are you mad about?
>>34574367No, I just unbutton and unzip my trousers and lift my dicc over my boxers(Assuming I'm having to piss standing up in a public urinal or whatever)
>>34575718I wish I could stop overthinking social interactions. I come away from almost every single one sure I either made myself look like an idiot or offended the other person when I didn't intend to. I'm not a BPD schizo bipolar or whatever, I consider myself not mentally ill besides autism. Even the smallest interactions play on loop in my head making me cringe inside out for years after. The internet is different because it's all throwaway and there's no reason to feel invested in what a random stranger has to say. This probably made my behavior stagnate and get worse, since I never spent my teen years making social blunders and adjusting, I preferred the internet where I can be a rancid retard and getting told so doesn't effect me. It's like the consequence-free social interaction copypasta from /tv/.
>>34575755>>34575755>>34575755
This place is a bummer
>>34572391M>
>>34575751My heart was broken.
>>34574326The only reason I haven't ended it already is cause of familySo yeah, when my mom is dead and they're all older, I probably will. I don't see myself living past like 50 desu
>>34575757Sorry, I don't usually do this itt.
>>34575757Well, ATOGA is designed for personal topics and interpersonal drama. We don't bond here over /a/, /co/, /tv/, /v/, /lit/, etc. material.
>>34575759Happens to the best of us
>>34574242At least in the case of my exes and old roommates, they go on snapchat and TikTok, watch reality TV, have a bath, do their makeup and hair, and hang out/party with friends or go shopping on the weekends
>>34575767I was pretty sure it wasn't gonna happen this time and feel like a fool. I'm desperate to know what is so wrong with me.
>>34575772Why would something be wrong with you? Good people get rejected all the time. Just have to move on and find a better match
>>34575776I'm what she said she wanted, and she didn't want me. I don't feel like I'm enough for anyone right now. I feel like an unwanted annoyance that would be better of dead.
>>34575781Are you sure she said that?
why dont you respect a simp
>>34575785Yes. Sorry for the melodramatic posts.
>>34575710Events in time are static, like a road. It's only our perspective that changes as we move forward along it. Your future has already been created by the decisions you have yet to make.Make them wisely.
>>34575681Potatoes are plants.
>>34575684It's cool, yeah.
>>34575786As an ex-pickme (or at least trying not to be) I wonder that about men a lot
>>34575794Then that would depend on what was predestined
>>34575808We decide what's predestined.The future is never changed but it is created by us.
>>34575813Then it was precreated before us
>>34575806why are you trying to stop being a pickme
>>34575710As long as you believe in free will and not that cucked block universe theory...
>>34575822Why should white people not whip themselves for BLM? I realised it's retarded to let people make you feel bad about being born
>>34575824can this make any useful predictions
>>34575392Never understood why circumcision isn't more popular because what across concept
is there such a thing as pussy cheese?
>>34575870Yep. I can make pearls under the clitoral hood.
>>34575882clitoral pearl necklace when?
>>34575813We will create our future.Those before us created our present.Those before them created the past.We can't change the future anymore than we can change the past because the near future is the far future's past.Events in time are static.We created them.We are creating them.We will create them.To say it was pre-created suggests that it was created before it was created.The end of the path you will walk is fixed and unchanging but that doesn't mean that you walked it before you walked it.You can't remove your perspective from linear time to view the past, present, and future all at once and then apply terms like "before" and "after". Events in time aren't created in the past. Events in time are created right now. The future is constantly being turned into the past by the present. Claiming that the future is predetermined is like claiming that the end of a vinyl record was created by the beginning of the vinyl record.The end of time cannot have been created before the existence of time because "before" didn't exist until time existed.The record was/is/will be stamped all at once and then our perspective rides it like a phonograph needle.That that is is that is not is not is that it it isAnd "Right now" simultaneously doesn't exist and is all that exists. But that's a difficult noodle to unravel itself. It's easier to refer to now as "Now Time" and everything else as something else. I like "Dream Time".
>>34575817>Then it was precreated before usDerp>>34575924
>>34575924so you cheated on your wife because that event already existed in the block universe and you couldn't change it?
>>34572434what room are you even walking into that has a woman in it? >>34572441if i did, why would i seek advice?
>>34572434>When are you even around a woman for a long enough time to notice that she is preening whenever you walk in a room?Work or l, admittedly much less often, public spaces.In public, it's when you enter her view, not whenever.And you really shouldn't be waiting for confirmation that a girl is interested before you talk to her. Talk to her, find out, and either continue or fuck off. No harm done.
>>34572432Pro tip:Send your gf flowers to her workplace in the morning so she can show them off and get asked about them all day. It's effectively guilt-free bragging for her.
