>>34572367
It’s a bitch girl!
Plap
Standing by to vaporize hornyposters
>>34575755Us probably
The only women here are CIA and Mossad agents (this is a good thing)
>>34575769Vaporise me beeatch
>man disagrees with mehrrmmmmm... feminism lookin' pretty good right about now...>woman disagrees with mehrrmmmmm... redpill lookin' pretty good right about now...
Femanons, do you like audios of men moaning "mommy"?
>>34575774Plap
>>34575775Ye~
>>34575778what if you are indian, what could be worse?
>>34575769Is this character a prude or something?
>>34575771When do I get my medals for pwning incels here?
>>34575775No. From other women, yes.
I'm done watching porn daily and ready to settle down now
How are the GLP-1 meds working out for you?
Some very bad people broke into my house and tickled my pee pee while I sleeped. I was tickle raped on the penis!
Hey, would you come to check it out too?
What exactly is a baddie? And where do you generally find such a girl?
>>34575795Dunno, everywhere? I prefer to search for goodies.
>>34575788What's stopping me from settling down is I dont have money and women dont like me because Im a social retard, Im not having fun over here
I hate Planet of the Apes because no matter how much smarter the other primates would get nobody could ever compete with us.
>>34575788This is only ragebait for feminists. I couldn't imagine caring if my man watched porn unless it drifted into cuckquean territory where he preferred it over actual sex.
>>34575798The recent ones or the original?
>>34575798It's was never apes vs. men, it's apes vs. men vs. men. That's why the apes win.
>>34575800Pickme or a moid
Why do people drink? It just makes me feel like shit the whole time.
>>34575801Dunno never seen any of them>>34575802I guess
>>34575805You might be a silicon based lifeform.
>>34575807In the original from the 1960s it was a nuclear holocaust that wiped most men and then the apes took over, but then they time traveled and changed it into an ape slave rebellion.
There's like 2 or 3 frogs in the dried out riverbed behind my appartment and they make so much fucking noise at night.They must be running a brothel or soup kitchen, or noth.
>>34575805Thinking about drinking tonight. But I drank three days in a row last weekend for memorial day. Hmmm.....
>>34575804Why does not being a feminist woman always get treated like pickme/NLOG? I think other women are cool and I don't equate feminists to all women.
>>34575810Woah
>>34575805I feel good after exactly one beer. The comedown from being being full drunk is awful for me, so I maintain a low tolerance and only drink on rare occasions, and only sparingly like I said
>>34575805There's a brief period between feeling like normal shit and sad drunk shit that I feel good. It's somewhere between 2 and 3 drinks.>>34575814I'm not certain you know what a feminist actually is?
I've never had beer. Too afraid of beer gut. Don't drink except wine or a martini once or twice per year
My brother's girlfriend has made me stop talking to him
How do I make a man simp for me and do things for me unprompted?
>>34575821Beer tastes varying degrees of terrible to me.But I dislike bitter things in general.>>34575805Obviously it's fun.Some cocktails taste genuinely great and making the non alcoholic variant, if it exists, often tastes not as good.That being said, al I've had in the past ca. 10 weeks is half a bottle of sherry. Can't drink much, for health reasons.
>>34575821Good, it's disgusting and tastes like shitShots and cocktails are ok though
>>34575798
>>34575826Be way out of his league and manipulate him
>>34575826Stop asking the same shit.
>>34575825Many such cases
>>34575826Just be nice to me and spend quality time with me. I'm easy.
The reason I never is because if I do then simping happens and that annoys meAgreed?
>>34575821
>>34575755i vape thc 24/7, start drinking as soon as i get home from work, hate women a lot, all i do is watch streamers and political videos and jerk off. how do i find a gf? i swear im good at sex even though my dick is only 5.5 inches long
>>34575826Ask him to bark for you, if he does you’ll have what you want. If he doesn’t he wouldn’t have done so in the first place
>>34575814Gonna say moid
>>34575839I can't agree or disagree with an incomplete sentence.
>>34575826I wouldn't do things unpromptedMy mom never liked things unpromptedChristmas she just makes a list and we buy stuff an item off of it
Why did you pick up the phone? You know he was only calling because he was drunk and alone.
>>34575841MYou should probably stop doing literally everything you listed before you asked your question, or at least try to do them in moderation and spend more time outside where women exist
>>34575851nah i just want to have sex again
>>34575852Prostitutes it is then
>>34575800>unless it drifted into cuckquean territory where he preferred it over actual sex.Protip: this always happens. Men on porn do not have selfcontrol.
A little innocent lie
>>34575834I literally hate her so much
>>34575858That's what she wants and you're giving it right to her. Go talk to your brother and ignore her.
>>34575853i hate condoms and get coldsores so i doubt prostitutes will want to fuck around with me
>>34575858Tell your brother she sucks. I wish my sister would have told me how much of a bitch one of my exes was; I would've listened to her.
Tbh the inly way I'd try beer is if I had a horses organs
>>34575819>I'm not certain you know what a feminist actually is?Are you gonna do the "it's just someone who believes in women being equal, you're a feminist too :)" thing? There's just too much unrelated baggage that I don't want to be associated with. I imagine men generally believe in their own rights but they don't all call themselves MRAs.
>>34575865>I imagine men generally believe in their own rights but they don't all call themselves MRAs.Oh my god, you opened an old wound. They made the rest of us look bad.
>>34575848What's wrong with that? I contact otherwise annoying or distant people all the time because I'm drunk and alone
>>34575863>I wish my sisterI'm a guy, and can't do brother things with him anymore because she is too clingy and purposely starts drama whenever we have plans. I will be talking to him and she will immediately enter the room and start trying to talk to him.
i don't get it. when something good happens to me romantically i get sad, instead of happy. like i know it's a good thing, but i guess i also don't trust it and see it more as a matter of time before my illusion is shattered, which actually had been the case in the past on more than one occassion. but still, i should feel good, instead i fee sentimental andl like almost crying. i want to have a good time, i want to have fun and i am having fun, but at the same time i am probably also trying not to cry. wtf is wrong with me?
>>34575800>only feminists oppose pornNot sure if grifting e-girl or just whore
You think anyone will remember Trump a year after the next presidential elections?
What do when you make a woman mad and she makes an incorrect assessment of your character?
>>34575873I assumed as much. You should still tell him that she's being unreasonable.Maybe don't lead in with the obvious truth that she's a bitch. Tell him you're worried she's overstepping his boundaries and that you miss hanging out with him.
>>34575876Objectively our funniest president yet. At the very least I’m gonna remember the time he told us he was gonna nuke a hurricane and the way he wouldn’t even argue during presidential debates, instead just telling his opponents they were wrong and their wife is ugly
>>34575876Yes, he's a very noteworthy American president. He's one of the last few presidents this nation might have unless some really spectacular stuff happens here over the next fifty years.He's probably the most openly corrupt politician in modern history.
>>34575865>"it's just someone who believes in women being equal, you're a feminist too :)"Not that guy, but yes.You're not only a feminist by definition, but you are a sex-positive (aka whore) feminist. Not liking the association of the label doesn't make it any less true. De Beauvoir would completely agree with your take of 'liberated' sexuality and its corollary of damaging the family (which she saw as a moral imperative).
Either GenderPepsi or Cola?
>>34575840Beer drinkers are all lying, and you can tell that they're all lying because they all spout the same lie: "Only beer from _______ tastes good, beer from _______ tastes like shit!"
>>34575886Are you seriously asking pepsi brand or generic brand?
>>34575755soo what does ovulation feel like?
>>34575876Hell yeah>t. Eurofag
>>34575875>>34575885Huh. I didn't realise I had that hypocrisy since I hate both those types, hate sex liberation/kink bullshit and I'm a virgin myself. I appreciate you pointing that out.
>>34575887That also applies to hamburgers and chocolate
>>34575886MI don't like the versions of either that have HFCS in them. I prefer "Mexican Coke" if I'm gonna have a soda with sugar, but I like the various sugar-free variants of Coke and Pepsi pretty equally.
>>34575887I genuinely like beer and don't say that. I may actually give into my curiosity and try non-alcoholic beer next time I'm at the grocery store, now that I think of it.
>>34575892>hate sex liberation/kink bullshit Then why are you supporting porn use while in a relationship?
Women would you date someone that works at Mcdonald's?
>>34575889My body gaslighting me into believing I have my period when in reality it’s tiny squirts of coom. And then I lock myself into horny jail for two weeks.
>>34575902I thought the workers got replaced by iPads. If you do, will the ice cream machine ever be fixed?
I like the idea of a fat gf but I fear the reality of a fat gf
>>34575906It’s been years since my last trip to mcd’s. I’m trying my best.
I want to impale an ovulating femanon (with my meat rod)
>>34575906Just get a chubby gf instead.
>>34575900I think I concede to men too fast. I don't like porn, but I don't want a guy to think I'm a nagging bitch feminazi or something if he wants to watch it. I don't feel like a pickme in the sense of putting other women down, but I don't know whether I still count as one by being too permissive with men. That seems more like being a doormat than a pickme, that's a separate thing.
haha imagine being raped by a fat girl haha that would be terrible
>>34575889Body makes the lubrication and walking feels kinda too good.
>>34575912>I don't like porn, but I don't want a guy to think I'm a nagging bitch feminazi or something if he wants to watch it.>I don't know whether I still count as one by being too permissive with men. That seems more like being a doormat than a pickme, that's a separate thing.MThat does seem a little doormat-ish. I'd say any woman is well within her rights to ask a guy they're serious about to stop watching other women get fucked on camera.
Does /atoga/ like caviar?
>>34575921what a gross image
>>34575921I like roe
>>34575892>>34575912> I don't like porn, but I don't want a guy to think I'm a nagging bitch feminazi or something if he wants to watch itI'm getting the sense that you're not entirely sure of yourself, and you try to get some assurance from others. I'm about as far from a commie as you can get, but Debs put what I want to say excellently:>"I do not want you to follow me or anyone else; if you are looking for a Moses to lead you out of this capitalist wilderness, you will stay right where you are. I would not lead you into the promised land if I could, because if I led you in, someone else would lead you out. You must use your heads"Not everyone will get along with you. Not everyone will agree with all of your beliefs, even among a group you identify with in many ways. That's okay. The best advice for getting through life is to unironically be yourself, as long as it's safe to do so, and not worry about pleasing everyone.Ironically, attempting to please everyone by surrendering your own beliefs will make you *less* trustworthy to most men looking for something serious, for exactly the reason above. If they can make you act against your own beliefs, so can anyone else in similar circumstances. What man would stake his future on that? What you should strive for is being open about your beliefs and show a willingness to stand up to pressure. Because any man who shares your beliefs (you know, the kind who is a good match) will value that, and you, all the more for it.
>>34575921Normally I like seafood, but nah not the babies.
>>34575931>I like roeI like Wade
How do I get my wife into blacked?
>>34575876He'll be as little remembered as James Garfield and Millard Fillmore. In 50 years, only historians will care.
What if we went people watching during the pride parades next month?
>>34575933It's not a baby, it's an unfertilized egg, you egg.
>>34575936Black face
>>34575936You mean cuckolding you?
Women. What do you think of women that do onlyfans and make content?
>>34575934I hate you.
>>34575936>>34575942This + tapdancing lessons
>>34575944Nothing until they start sounding off like vegans.
Do women realize that when you have a baby with a loser man, that makes you a loser as well?
Why do people describe themselves as audiophiles and cinephiles, knowing people will think they're calling themselves a pedophile?
>>34575944Good for them. Make your bag, but that's not for me.
>>34575950Yes, my mum learned this the hard way. She and me da' made me, a loser. From his loser genes.
When did you realise the reason you have to go shi shi in the washroom so much is that those opioids you are addicted to are making you constipated?
How woke are you?
>>34575939I'm trying to decide which gay movie I want to watch for Pride Month. Do I want to watch gay Tom Hanks or gay Hugh Grant?
>>34575958I'm not racist but I am anti-semitic
>>34575958I'm against segregation, against the enslavement of black Americans, and against racially motivated genocide. I don't like jokes about Asians having slanty eyes and buck teeth. If I were Native American I would actually be pleased by jokes about me being a warrior brave and scalping people, but that's a thought I don't ever say out loud. And I don't use the N word. Other than that, not very woke. Nor do I want to be.
>>34575956I don't want to hear about your pathetic addiction unless you fingered your asshole to check how constipated you were.
>>34575960Don't be.
>>34575959>gay Hugh Grant?Knives Out?
>>34575958Less insufferably so than I was when I was younger. I'm not a racist and have been an antizionist since I was a teenager.
>>34575958Barely I am very sleepy right now
>>34575965Hugh Grant also comes off as quasi gay in his 'straight' romantic comedy movies from the Y2K era. I think that was part of the 'metro sexual' trend back then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVkU8dDSC9w
>>34575959Don’t know anon, you can pick.
>>34575965>>34575969
Moids, how do you treat e-girls you don't feel a connection to? Are you nice enough to reject them directly without leading them on? Do you ghost? Do you try to get sex anyway even if you don't like her enough for a relationship?
>>34575959>I'm trying to decide which gay movie I want to watch for Pride MonthWithnail and I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFQxiL8ElZA
My cat is very impressed that I can make the flame from my zippo disappear and then reappear by snapping my fingers.
*yawn*
State GenderShould I tell my coworker she’s pretty?
>>34575959I won't be joining the festivities, but I bet you'd like But I'm a Cheerleader.
>>34575973I just act like they are a guy
>>34575976Your cat is impressed by the fact that you can pull your zipper up and down and show your dick?
>>34575973I don't know any e-girls.
>>34575959Velvet Goldmine
>>34575985
Men.What are your red flags in women?
It's Friday night, so no women are here right now (except BlueValkyrie). They are out getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.When you walk of shame back in this thread tomorrow with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't you whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't your friends be disgusted if they knew your pussy's busted? Won't your boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
>>34575959Go with a classic, Victor/Victoria And another classic, Zorro: The Gay Blade
>>345759901+ body count
>>34575989
Which ecelebs did you follow who got canceled?
>>34575991I don't care about this shit, I'm going to go see Backrooms tomorrow and then the Amazing Digital Circus finale next week
>>34575865You're totally a pickme lmao
>>34575990zero tolerance for liars, even something not that serious
>>34575995Mostly I follow BookTubers and science fiction YouTubers who start out having interesting things to say but then drift into rage bait and being very weird about niche, sensitive issues. We've talked about this before.
>>34575902Probably
>>34575991Hi.
>>34575959Why don't you watch lesbians like everyone else?https://youtu.be/Bo7S_LlrI40
Women.How do you cope with not turning heads?
Remember Smite and Paladins?
>>34575990Having a bunch of experience and past partners. Prioritizing her career. Not admitting that men and women are different.
>>34576006I never played them, but yeah. Valve's new game looks a lot like those.
Men? Is Sydney Sweeney hot and does she also have a pretty face too?
>>34575990When they talk mad shit about their closest friends.
>>34576004It's like a Russian RouletteYou can place your bets Of the lucky wayTake it away or leave itIf this is your chance then mean it
>>34576004I prefer it that way. Don't perceive me.
>>34576009Not really my type. She doesn't have glasses or dark hair which are my go to features on a woman.
>>34575977*pokes your uvula* hehe
>>34576006both of those give me depression I don't know why
genderdo you care about fucked up teeth
>>34576012>I prefer it that wayI never want to hear you say That "I want it that way"
>>34575991>Won't your friends be disgusted if they knew your pussy's busted? Won't your boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass?Nobody commented that, but I will commend the fact that you intentionally made that rhyme.
>>34576017Not much unless it's very severe.
>>34576017M, no, I would happily date a British woman.
Why do very pretty women gas up ugly chicks?
>>34576009I don't know. I cannot find her attractive. She has nice tits but that is it
>>34576014AUGHHHH
>>34576017If they're janky looking but not rotting it's fine
>>34576020How much do you weight and are you even a bio woman? (I'm not the person you are talking too btw)
>>34576017MNah. Mine are kinda fucked up too.
>>34576022For the same reason that the Nazis gassed up Jews, gypsies, and homosexuals
>>34576004Girl needs to fix her hair and makeup. She's better of than a lot of other women.
>>34576022Probably because they feel bad
>>34576026What is your first language?
https://youtu.be/xjyuVbPEbA4So that just happened...
>>34576022womenhood stick together or something
Men.How would you cope with a demanding, unappreciative, controlling and bitter wife?
What should I say when an ugly bitch asks me to rate her?
F hereIf my husband is presumed mental (bpd,aspd traits, Substance Use, verbal abuse, racism, misogyny, closeted gay (futanari kink - is my kink too so gtfo)Can I just assume post breakup he is no where near feeling as bad about it as me? Im crying daily because of words he created with the sole intent to hurt. I know it's all lies but I dont hurt any less. I want to love him unconditionally but I think this is a classic trauma bond abuser trope.Fuck my life I just wanted to play vidya and vibe. No kids, no responsibilities out of work. I love these Lil shits to death tho so it's worth it.
>>34576033>>34576030:)
>>34575973I dont know any e-girls, I assume e-girls have dozens or hundreds of men messaging them at all times so I pass.And I were talking to one I would assume Im just one of the dozens she responds to keep her engagement up and it means nothing to her, probably she is not even answering herself.
>>34576032https://youtu.be/r80w7ArFNIABoobs that weigh 30lbs more interesting.
>>34576029Imagine her with the right hair and makeup but 22 instead of the age she is now. I never got a lot of attention but I got way more of it from 17-26 than I do now.
>>34576034with a shovel
>>34576038what? I am deeply ignorant of women and women related things
gonna watch obsession, have some drinks, she'll be absolutely in love with me, we'll go back to her place, and I'm going to fuck the shit out of her
>>34576034If you are not yourself demanding, unappreciative, controlling and bitter husband then you're the problem. She wants to be wanted. If your vision of her is what you say, your resentment and contempt is feeding her behavior in a cycle that will never end because you'll never admit youre the problem. In either scenario, speak directly how you feel, avoid attacking language, work on getting to the heart of your discontentment
>>34576037Im not following, why do you want to love him unconditionally? I thought you were breaking up
>>34575973why would an e-girl be talking to me in the first place
>>34576037Why is having a gay husband bad? He will never cheat on you with another woman and if you manage to make him cum then thats pretty cool
MenAre you ready to provide?
Ain't nothing but a missed steak Tell me why?
>>34575976You can't just say that without posting a cat photo.Post your cats right now /atoga/
>>34576017slightly crooked teeth can be cute
>>34576051As long as you don't sex or kiss him then you won't get the aids too.
>>34576052Yes.
>>34576052Do people ever experience euphoria from watching Euphoria?
>>345760320 days since last incident
Goth night is from 9pm - 1am. If I want to increase my odds of having sex, what time should I go?
>>34576017F. I actually like slightly wonky teeth, rotting teeth is a big NO though
>>34576034Ghost her, play my videogames and go out with other women until she does all the work herself or leaves me
>>34576053This is an NSYNC aligned thread get out of here with that
How was your penis made to suffer?
>>34576058I experience boredom and annoyance
>>34576058In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony HBO pseudokino. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
>>34576058It's mid.
>>34576031>What is your first language?It is irrelevant for my question though. Do not feel offended, I have heard many times to not ask a man his salary and a woman her weight. But I felt compelled to do it anyway, it is a Friday, and you are here, you cannot possibly be a biological woman or a healthy BMI.
>>34576049Because you light my fire. You're the only man for me. Im done with love if it's not you. But im also keeping myself alive by leaving. If there's no change what's the point. And you know this. You left me with inaction. You opened the door to divorce by speaking it into existence. You're just obsessed with your philosophy of inaction, you're doing nothing - so you're not the one who failed? I'm not the one giving up, you are.
>>34576069>or have a healthy BMI*Well, I just felt curious, if you feel offended you do not need to answer.
Men.Does your woman's past matter to you?
>>34576034What is bee J ph blowjob
>>34576034Show this to her dad.
White men you mind explaining this?
>>34576068I kind of like the scene in the third season where a pig shits on the floor.
>>34576073She should have just marriied a rich man
>>34576051If he would have admitted, trusted me, I would have been down. But hes conservative/catholic and is homophobic as a coping skill. I would love a bi husband. I want to try pegging and do mm but with a mtf. But he was too scared to explore his sexuality. Would rather blame his sexual insecurity on me and that it "tortures him to have sex with me" YOU ARE GAY AND I WISH I WAS A MTF TRANS PERSON" im a woman so you'll never love meNo I don't want to be a man, I just have penis envy and think you, sir, are a male bpdemon and need a good Dickinson from me preferably. But you don't even let me finger your asshole.
>>34576077>love interracial pornStopped reading there.
>>34576073why she looking like that
How can I find myself in a position where beautiful brown Indian women take off their sandals and massage my penis with their toes?
I hatw the HUMAN RACEWEEEEEEE
>>34576077another case of americans having access to the internet
Anons what are your plans for this Caturday? It will be raining all day where I am.
>>34576083Drugs
>>34576077Why are so many of these sluts such weird leftists? I'd think that if I was gonna survive on OF I'd be super maga or whatever
why do Europeans have no AC and do not know how tornadoes work
>>34576088Getting my deposit back and going to my new place >>34576092Everyone has an AC
>>34575973>how do you treat e-girls you don't feel a connection to?So, all of them? I just don't interact with them.If you mean the aesthetic rather than being terminally online, then I treat that as a flashing neon sign of mental issues and/or sluttiness, and avoid on that basis.
>too drunk to watch anime>anything i watch ill have to watch again
>>34576086And I hate The Human Centipede, but I was forced against my will to masturbate to that movie anyway.
>>34576095>too drunk to watch animewat? too drunk to read the subs or what
Real men are like lions, they let their lioness do the hunting while holding down the den.
>>34576097i mean ill end up watching it again
Men what would you do if this woman appears in your house to give you a prostate exam and massage with her gloved fingers, and then force an enema up your rectum?
>>34576037>If my husband is presumed mental>Can I just assume post breakup he is no where near feeling as bad about it as me?Eh, he's likely more adept at avoiding feeling bad feelings. They're still there and causing trouble, he's just not processing them. They're either feeding or destabilizing his mental dysfunction. It's impossible to guess.In the short term, probably not feeling as bad. In the long term, he's gonna carry that weight.Hope this helps.
>>34576083She cums super hard, like really really hard
>>34576098Replace tennis with polo
Do any women here think that the best thing about dating a man with autism and ADHD is that if he acts out or talks back to you, you can say he's having a mental episode and get social services to institutionalise him in a psycho hospital?
>>34576101Is she alone? Resist. I can win.
>>34576103I think she needs more liquid
>>34576098>balding gay jew says something subversiveOkay.
>>34576077>White men you mind explaining this?Sure. It's easy. You see, both the topic of sex and racism are easy clickbait for a TikTok video to get views and she's clearly adept at utilizing that strategy.
>>34576069BMI 36
>>34576107Yeah she’s a squirter too so that tracks
>>34576108>t. betabuxer who fell for the tradcuck meme
MenDo you like tall women?
Do americans really tell each other their salaries?
>>34576114Sometimes we even work in industries where the salary is public knowledge.
Women What are women looking for exactly during their "bad boy phase"?
>>34576113i only dated one tall girl and she was great but a little weird. i want to marry a tall girl really badly so my sons are tall.
>>34575990Any history of cheatingBeing rude to waiters/cashiers/etc.This >>34576010My yellow flags list is longer (things worth digging into but not a deal breaker by themselves), but there are very few reasons I'd immediately drop someone.
>>34576113Not that tallI'm 6'2 so whenever I actually do see a woman my height (and not fat which is apparently super common) it's honestly kinda arousing 2bh
>>34576088
>>34576114Yes because it lets us know if we're getting screwed by our employers.
>>34576116The opposite of her dad, or in my day the emo/scene kids.
>>34576113>Do you like tall women?YESi wish i took advantage of the tall womenwhen i was in highschool
>>34576102He's an avoidance pro. I wouldn't be trying as hard to fix this if there were no kids. I need a functioning human to help parent. I believe dad's are fundamental to child development.For my sake, I have accepted who he is as unchangeable as the sun will rise. He just used unconditional love as a license to violate my soul by using my past trauma as ammunition against me. Assassination of my character in petty texts doesnt make it true, it just exemplifies the dynamic of living with you.Can marriages survive living apart, even with kids? I want to stay married but I can't live with him anymore. I cant be maid, nanny, and punching bag when you wont even tell me the truth to my face. You can justify by saying you were too scared of a fight but I opened the conversation up to any feedback. I was desperately trying to figure out what you were hiding, if it was reallt as simple as your bi and I have a vag odor problem that could have been worked out before you went nuclear and destroyed my trust snd confidence in us
I've only seem some clips of RDR2 the cutscenes and Micah is the best
>>34576088I'll go watch backrooms then obsession and probably get drunk
>>345761135’11”Yeah they have their own charm but my preference is for women between 5’-5’4”
>>34576088I've been working another job on the weekends so I don't get to do Saturday shit anymore
>>34576113I don't really have a strong preference either way. I like cute and/or hot girls.
>>34576098I'm technically a NEET and my girlfriend works at Walmart to support us. When she gets home I give her a massage and make her dinner. Other than I usually just chill at home playing vidya or hanging with friends.
>>34576137How does one technically be a NEET? Those four letters don't leave much wiggle room.
MenWhat worries you about marriage?
Women,Do YOU like tall women?
>>34576088Help my dad and bedmaxx, probably.
>>34576138I do under the table work occasionally
>>34575990Properly speaking, a red flag is something which isn't a dealbreaker in itself, but which warns about the potential presence of one. I can think of a couple, in no particular order:-Non-dealbreaking mental disorders, like mild to moderate depression, adhd, asperger's, etc. -Being a victim of sexual assault. Sadly has a very high coincidence with autism. Maladaptive coping mechanisms, like infidelity, avoidance, or hypersexuality, are common.-Has friends with dealbreaking traits (could be a dealbreaker depending on how many/how severe--one friend with a tattoo is much milder than 3 friends in prison for drug trafficking)-High extraversion (correlated with sluttiness) -High agreeableness/doesn't like to say no (same)-Low self-esteem (same)-Divorced and/or abusive parents -Law/medicine or a comparable investment of time and money into her career. Not bad per se, but she presumably intends to make use of her investment, and thus she isn't likely to be looking for the kind of relationship I want. Law and medicine in particular do seem to attract sluts, for some reason.-Agreeing with me on everything. Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but if she immediately backs whatever I say, especially if she'd previously held different views, then that makes me suspicious she just wants to be accepted. Sharing core values is a must, but so is honest communication, even when we disagree.There are probably more, if I wanted to overthink things, but this is all I could come up with in ten minutes.tl;dr I try to give people the benefit of the doubt if there's any ambiguity, but I would make mental notes of these things in case new information comes up. Most of these are going to be clear pretty early on.>>34575993That's a dealbreaker, not a red flag.
if this girl is always looking at me with fuckme eyes and has a smelly vagina she probably puts out, right?
>>34576139there isn't a single woman on earth who is attracted to me so nothing
>>34576134How's the new job treating you?
>>34575877Women are always right
>>34576139No sex
>>34576139Finding the right woman who I'd want to spend the rest of my life with. Or at least right now, getting off the ground with her before she moves.
>>34576139divorce
>>34576088Also that rain jacket is sick asf. Has anyone walked their cat outside? How was it
>>34576139the classic bait and switch she acts one way until she has things locked down and then gets fat, stops being nice, having sex, etc plus if she decides to divorce you're toast in the states which is why i'd only get married to the most retardedly loyal woman but i haven't fully discerned how to properly identify them yet
>>34576009She's somewhat attractive, but her appalling personal behavior ruins it.The people who think she's "based" are absolutely retarded. She degrades herself for money onscreen, and considering she's dating a Jew almost 20 years older than her, I doubt it stays onscreen.
>>34576144how do you know the smell
>>34576155she blackmailed me into eating her out
>>34576155it was a very hot day anon i have a very sensitive nose
>>34576139the person suddenly changing on me and stop idk doing the things we did before
>>34576147Fucking sucks but it's the only hope I have at getting out of my parent's place
>>34576052Wtf was even the point of Nate this season? It didn't even feel like the same character.
>>34576037>racismOne of these things is not like the others!One of these things doesn't belong!
State gender, Did you like the backrooms movie :D?
>>34576073>What rape and drugs do to a mferMany such cases
>>34576052Yes.Sodomy is not expected of my wife. I wouldn't marry a woman who assumes it is.
>>34576152Let me find my future cat child and I will let you know
>>34576139Divorce and the possibility of raising a severely disabled child together. That's the environment I grew up in, and it sucked.I know from watching my parents that I could still survive that situation and raise decent kids, but I'd prefer not to deal with any of that.
Men. If your gf had to change her medicine because of possible complications, would you adopt a cat before a human child could be made?
>>34576077Probably a bunch of Jews larping. I don't doubt such pathetic specimens actually exist, and they should be gassed, but the meme that this is a specifically racist thing reeks of >arachnophobic? You must want to fuck spiders
It was a pretty hot day out today ngl. Femanons, can I lick your butthole sweat?
ladies why are you so retarded and vain and cowardly so hot tho
>>34576170What do those two things have to do with each other
>>34576164will watch tomorrow
I found her Club Penguin account...
>>34576088I will be socializing rabbits and guinea pigs>>34576090> I'd think that if I was gonna survive on OF I'd be super magaKnee jerk reaction is to say that's retarded, but magapedes are genuinely stupid enough to believe an OF whore is "conservative", whatever that means to them.
>>34576170I would adopt a cat first anyway, health complications or no health complications. Seeing how your partner takes care of pets is an essential part of deciding how much you trust them to take care of kids.I would adopt a second cat too so they could play together and not be lonely while the wife and I are at work.
>>34576168Thinking about getting a cat, too. Maybe 2.
>>34576113Sure, but I prefer to be taller. 5'7" is the sweet spot.
What misery is this
>>34576184The toll of the misery bell
>>34576113Hell yeah
Women, I have an important question.When you take a shower, which boob do you wash first?
>>34576162Am I allowed to be racist if I travelled a lot as a child and lived in the ghetto throughout my 20s you gay fucking leftist nigger
>>34576179nta, 2 is best if you have the space. They keep each other company.
>>34576187Uh, I start with the soap in my right hand, so I guess my left?
What is your funeral going to look like? I am just going to have my sister and see me buried or have my ashes scattered. Not her husband or children no close family nobody else.
>>34576187Left
>>345761916 mobsters will toss my body into a lake
>>34576185Bwah bweh neh neh nehhhh, bwana bweh neh neh neh nehhhhhhh
>>34576162Am I allowed to be racist to nons if I’m also racist to faggot cuck whites like you? Because I’d rather live in India than near you poofs
>>34576188>you gay fucking leftist niggerI said racism isn't a mental illness, you stupid faggot
>>34576187I scrub down the middle first and let the water guide me>>34576191Idk, whatever the process is after medical euthanasia
>>34576189I don't have that much space, but someone I know is trying to find a home for their cats and they've been together for a while. I'd feel bad separating them
>>34576177I don't think it wpuld be super convincing, but wouldn't it be more appealing than doing that shit?
>>34576174Can’t have baby right away due to my medication, so I would ask for a cat. Fur baby. They can play with each other when the tiny human is out.>>34576176Club Penguin is shut down anon.>>34576187Right booba me thinks.>>34576191Too soon
>>34576194are you ok
isn't it hard to wash soapy boobs?they'd be all squishy and slippery..........
>>34576197Whoops, friendly fire. I thought you were singling out racism as unacceptable
>>34576179Send us pictures of the kitties
>>34576193Haha
MenWhy do you expect us to have sex on demand?
>>34576204Anon, you just press the titty so it holds in place and wash it that way. It's the same as you, when you wash your fat fucking stomach.
>>34576204I keep my soap bar in a mesh soap saver. Less leakage and easier to hold on to than a bottle of liquid body wash.Men what scent should I get for summer?
>>34576204That's the best part.Slip, slip, gripy, grip
>>34576208because sex is fun and women are sexy
>>34576191I'll have my closest surviving friends and loved ones in attendance, hopefully, and they won't be miserable. I want a traditional closed-casket cemetery burial, but I want them to have a pretty unserious and fun time together afterwards if they can.Ideally, they'd have a good meal and talk shit about me amongst themselves, and maybe they'd watch a movie I like or put on some of my favorite music. Hopefully I'll have more photos of myself and shit I did that are worth looking at by then, too.
>>34576208because it is good? what is the other option
>>34576203It's the bass opening to For Whom The Bell Tolls you uncultured swine
>>34576208I don't do this
Women don't want boring men
>>34576206I will once I take them in. First I need to set things up. One is older so I am a little nervous over them passing in the next few years...
>>34576205>friendly firelol
>>34576214>>34576217Men have no empathy
>>34576213Idk it just sounds annoying from my male povWomen seem slippery in general, it would be like trying to hold two wet fish at once
>>34576223yawn, you should get more creative
>>34576223we do, but it's extremely difficult to focus on that when we're aroused because blood rushes away from the brainwomen literally make us stupid
>>34576204One of my fantasies has been to soap up titties
>>34576208>Fucking chad is a choreTruly what is left
On vacation with family in LA. It’s cool seeing new places, but it’s also a bit overwhelming, and I can’t help but feel insecure compared to all the pretty LA people with my skinny Midwestern ass.
WomenWhat would you do if your ex that you dumped 5 months ago and told him to text you when he got home, texted you drunk on a Friday night and asked if you wanted to go see The Backrooms movie with him tomorrow night?
>>34576229Coast people are strange beings that aren't like you and me, anon
>>34576221That one can pass all of their knowledge into the younglings before he passes. Make sure of it.Good night anons.
>>34576224Well I could wet >his fish and make it all slippery. I don't have to crush my titty, it doesn't really escape me.
>>34576224totally different from you and your 110% muscle body, huhI guess if I had gigantic bazongas it could be annoying, but mine are manageable
Men why do you keep talking about the Backrooms movie?
>>34576234Good night and happy caturday
>>34576208because when the roles are reversed, most of us are cool with you demanding sex of us if you put the work in to stay relatively sit and attractive, at least
>>34576230I'd agree as long as I could bring a friend. I'm not gonna be alone with my ex.
>>34576237it's probably just one personhell, you're probably that person
>>34576228I mean, it takes a lot of physical effort, you know?Seems like the easiest solution is to have sex first and do other chores later.
>>34575755How would one go about finding a woman who looks and acts like pic related but she's heterosexual
>>34576237It looks like a good movie
>>34576240Lame
>>34576235>>34576236please don't ruin my fantasy of imagining every femanon with huge tits
>>34576243I think those are usually community college teachers. Are you ready to go back to school?
>>34576246Boobs aren't usually that pliable, especially not if they have big implants.
MenDo women approach you?
WomenWould you prefer men start dressing like old school aristocrats or like they do now where it's graphic tees and hoodies and jeans?
What's with the sudden shilling of the backrooms movie. Didn't that shit start out as a dumb meme anyway.
>>34576248>Are you ready to go back to school?I don't think teachers are allowed to date students, even if they're in the same age range
i don't like it when girls try and cheat on their bfs with me mid to hot af girls seem to be down for that but wholesome single girls? want nothing to do with me it's not even like i have tats or anything
>>34576251A couple times in my life
is a 4-incher more repulsive on someone who weighs 120lbs compared to 300?i always hear about how fat guys have it "buried" but ive always been thin and its stuck like this.sorry i know its gross
>>34576254Nobody gives a fuck at community college.
>>34576251It has never happened to me. Sometimes they stare and smile I think that is the best they can do
>google literally any relationship question from a female perspective>top result is a reddit post full of women screeching "HE'S USING YOU FOR SEX" regardless of the questionI swear this is some kind of psyop.
>>34576246It's not just her tits that are huge
>>34576249but /atoga/ told me that boobs can be very dense or very liquidI like the jiggly ones
>>34576253It started on tik tok I think. Then it became pretty big and then someone made a movie
>>34576258I already graduated at regular college so what would I need to justify going to community college "I want to date a teacher who vaguely looks like Sailor Uranus" lol
>>34576253It's a creepy and simple concept made even scarier with fanmade videos about it and now the movie.
>>34576251What counts as approaching?
>>34576246I imagine they all have small boobs or are flat chested
>>34576262I like big squishy pillowly ones
>>34576260Is it so hard to believe? Most women have been "used for sex" at some point. It's a common experience for half the planet.>>34576263>started on tiktokThis physically hurt me
>>34576251happened when i was in school but as an adult the most a woman seems to be able to muster up the courage for is discretely following me and trying to make me notice them/ exchange some eye contact
>>34576251one girl once asked for my socials
>>34576255You project shithead energy
>>34576269yeah, I too hate when movies arent't written by some bum on socal
>>34576260>reddit postReally nigga
>>34576262The still have stuff inside them that you shouldn't pop. If you squoosh em too hard, you can rupture milk equipment. They're like your balls.
>>34576251Never like that. I rarely go outside except for work and groceries, and I'm very dense.
>>34576260Why do you need to google when you have us anon?
>>34576264You could take a cert class to be like an emt or something.>>34576275They* (Ugh)
girls can i put your boobs in a vice and sting them with bees?
>>34576277Men, if one bee sting to the penis gave you a milimeter more legnth, how many bee stings would you get?
>>34576009Her face is alright, but her main attraction is her tits. Take those away and she's suddenly not much of a baddie anymore.
>>34576275so when my gf says "ouch, you're hurting me" when I grope her boobs, she's not making things up??
GenderWhat are you listening to rn?
>>34576280i'm already 8" and am probably good there but i wouldn't mind a little girth
>>34576277Me on the right
>>34576280I would become a beekeeper
>>34576282You should not use more force with a boob than your balls.(Ball kicking fetishits do not apply)
>>34576017MAs someone with stained teeth and a big gap between my front teeth, I don't really care as long her teeth aren't rotting.
>>34576280>0.04inZero, not worth it.
>>34576283Ma tik tok of a guy talking about which cartoon he would fuck but he does it in a funny way
>>34576285Quite gay of you
>>34576282Anon wtf>>34576287Boobs are nowhere near as sensitive as balls>t. woman who has squeezed both
Seriously though, what counts as approaching? Starting a convo or downright asking you for a date? A compliment and no follow up?
>>34576269>Is it so hard to believe? Most women have been "used for sex" at some point. It's a common experience for half the planet.Not having this debate because it seems to happen in every thread and never goes anywhere, but that one guy on Tinder telling every girl she's his forever gal and then running away after a one night stand doesn't represent the average guy just being himself. But because that one guy does it to lots of women and plenty of women fall for it, they think all men are like that, and then go online and meet all the other women who fell for it and that apparently confirms their thoughts that said average guy is also using them for sex because "he didn't respond to my text for 30 minutes and I don't know why!" or "he sent me a heart emoji and I don't know what it means!" Those are the kinds of inane "abnormalities" that get asked about online and then get explained by insane Redditors as sex pest behavior.Not saying guys don't fall for something similar - the male equivalent is probably assuming anything that could be perceived as disinterest means she's attention farming you. Stuff like>She didn't respond to your text for 3 hours? It's over bro.>She didn't laugh at your joke? She's fucking someone else, move on.But it's crazy to me that in the same way, all male behavior no matter how inane is somehow explained as "he's going to fuck you and then run away!" by Reddit. That's the shit I'm talking about.
>>34576269>Most women have been "used for sex" at some point. "Used for sex" my ass. These women intentionally ignored red flags because they got pussy tingles and thought they could somehow change his mind. Chad could scream in their face " I only want sex!' and they'd still think they could fix him or whatever.
I think i might be legit autistic or a turbo coward, today a girl at work was like directly hitting at me (I didnt feel any malice on her like she was trying to pull a prank but you never know) and I told her i wasn't interested in any relationship at the moment (sort of a lie but not entirely) and the problem is shes really pretty like exactly my type of girl and I know she will lose interest on me if I keep avoiding her but I can't bring myself to commitment
as a guy i've been used for sex a lot it honestly sucks i just want a wife
>>34576294I don't use dating apps. I was thinking more of high school and every girl's first bf who is nice and sweet until you tell him to stop trying to take your pants off."Every man is a sexual predator" is quite extreme, but there's some level of wariness there. And men have their own concerns too, I assume.
>>34576293What do you imagine if you "approached" a girl?
>>34576283Male Rolling Stones - Paint It Black
Women is saying some shit like "your body is amazing" in bed cringe or would that make you feel good
>>34576299>as a guy i've been used for sex a lot>it honestly sucksqrd? how bad is it?
>>34576292It really depends on how the boob and or balls are built.
>>34575900She literally just said she didn't mind not that she supported it
>>34576294Also tacking on that as usual, dating apps are the reason for this bullshit and have caused irreparable damage to male-female relations. Every woman has encountered at least one lying sex pest who says whatever she wants to hear and then runs away, leading her to believe someone genuinely saying the same things is lying. Every man has been led on and then inexplicably cut off by dozens of women, leading him to believe that unless she's going full-steam ahead from day one, she's lying. These behaviors reinforce one another so skittish women feel pressure to move quickly (exposing them to liars) and lonely men feel pressure to ditch any women who don't move quickly (removing them from the dating pool for reasonable women).
>>34576283FThe loud whirrrrr of my ancient computer struggling to run Diablo IV>>34576303Personally I'd like it, raw emotion isn't cringe
>>34576302One of the best out of the 60s imo desu
Hi atoga ily
>>34576308Yeah it sucks for everyone. I would ban dating apps if I were PM.
>>34576311*petting you*
>>34576283Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mbKNFnGlF0
>>34576299same
>>34576303NAG but you should adjust your perception. Stuff like that always sounds cringey to other people who hear it or when you type it out.
>>34576311
>>34576311My heart stopped bc I thought you said my name for a second
>>34576283M
>>34576139Can't marry her legally, we're too closely related apparently
MenDoes size really matter?
^_^/
>>34576319cat
Size queen for my king size
>>34576320Lily? Ally? Sally?
>>34576292>>t. woman who has squeezed bothwhy do bisexuals post here
women, did you shave your armpits? if not, can I shave them? I'll be very careful
>>34576191Whatever is cheapest>>34576208Because I have no qualms working like a dog and then doing it doggystyle, arf arf bitch
You'd think that these men that are out here manipulating women left and right are probably some silver tongue devils when in reality they just talk like this lmao
>>34576304if you're shallow and carnal, it's probably great but when you're looking for a connection and think you found one but it's just another girl cheating or using you for sex, it gets depressing and just because you're packing heat and know how to use it doesn't mean a girl isn't going to still sleep around either whores are everywhere and it'd be incredibly easy for me to be one but i hate everything about it except a few weeks no porn no nut, you don't think straight...
Men, your gf takes up sewing and fashion and starts making you clothes from scratch, but theyre not only ugly but fit awkwardly, do you tell her and risk hurting her feelings or pretend to like it and wear it out in public to please her?
>>34576320Get the fuck off 4chan Ilya/Lily
>>34576293When I read "approaching" I assume they mean slowly circling around a woman like an airplane approaching the airport for landing>>34576327You got it on your first try, congrats
>>34576320Hello Lily
>>34576323I was going to say no, but then I instantly got hard when the second girl showed up :/
>>34576315No way I was just listening to the Bauhaus
>>34576315Is Bauhaus the only band you listen to
>>34576283MThe weeknd
how's life in hr... L
>>34576336Oh. Hi Lily.
>>34576332I'd pass on a woman who enjoyed this.
>>34576129>Can marriages survive living apart, even with kids? I want to stay married but I can't live with him anymore.Well, yes. My grandmother didn't divorce my grandfather. She just had him move out permanently.The question is this: What do you want your future marriage to look like and how likely is he to live up to his side of it?How necessary is "marriage" to your future plans of a happier life?>I cant be maid, nanny, and punching bag when you wont even tell me the truth to my face.Reasonable. You have to figure out what is most important to you, set boundaries in defense of that, and stand by those boundaries.Counseling can help.You also have to understand that even if your relationship problems are mostly his fault, which it sounds like is the case, you have had your part in making the problems worse. It can be as simple as an immature anger response to something you had every right to be angry about. Or acting defensive over perceived attacks when not all of them were attacks.I'm not gaslighting you into saying he's innocent. I'm saying that forward progress is only possible if you admit your own failings while asking him to admit his.War doesn't end in true peace with one side winning. Peace comes from compromise.
>>34576323First girl is much hotter to me.
>>34576334I'll tell her they're not ready for primetime but try to find at least something nice to say about them. I would assume if she's literally made them for me she also asked me about the style and colors so if they're ugly conceptually that's at least as much my fault as it is hers.
>>34576334I think she'd knowPractice makes perfect
>>34576312>if I were PMIf you were post-menopausal?
>>34576332holy cringe
>>34576346Agreed.
Women with flower names are cringe and grandma-coded
>>34576349pm is eurotrash for president
>>34576349Prime Minster amerigroids are so clueless
>>34576339based>>34576340no I also like anthem, nine inch nails, iggy pop, skinnypuppy and uhh a bunch of other bands, it just so happens that I was listening to that when I saw that post.
>>34576320Now my heart gets to stop because I miss my friend Lily...
>>34576351They could even be smaller and she'd still be hot. Perhaps even more hot
>>34576346>>34576351wtf? she looks sick and frail
>>34576333These types of posts are so insanely gay and cringe
>>34576344>>34576350That guy hit it and ghosted her btw
I love vibe coding
>>34576352shut your whore mouth grandma coded is my favorite
never ever mentions my name
>>34576364Sorry, I was expecting someone else
>>34576323For getting my attention, yes. It's primal and I can't help it. Big boobs unga bungaBut after that, not really.There's dozens of things that matter way more.
>>34576360well i can get laid so i don't care
Say my name say my name
>>34576352camellia is a very nice name
>>34576361idk, why would he do that they deserve each other
guess my name!!!
>>34576368Anon!
>>34576349>men in charge of inferring the meaning of unfamiliar acronyms using context clues
>>34576371Sonic
>>34576367You clearly do care, annoying nigger>wahhh i get so much pussy, help me incelchat
>>34576359Not even. I get distracted when I see women like that irl. I have the same reaction that mr. big boobs unga bunga has
>>34576371Gregory
I dare glowies to say my name
>>34576352My parents almost named me Petunia. I would have killed myself as a baby
>>34576374WRONG!!!
There's something in the way you say my name, and it's driving me insane
>>34576346She has a prettier face I think but neither is my type.>>34576359>she looks sick and frailShe really doesn't. You apparently haven't seen sick or frail.I'm thinking you're simply used to being around thicker women. Nothing wrong with that.
>>34576371Peeta
I almost had a badass name but I got a lame one
>>34576380Phillip
Bro I am fucking dying, these are the mfs that women are letting manipulate them into sex on a daily basis
My name was almost Clyde
>>34576338>men can talk themselves into liking chestlets, but only tittymonsters have an immediate boner effectI knew it
>>34576361I don't care about other women who other men have sex with.
>>34576283Malehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRlw-YOw2rw
>>34576392Hey you mopey fucker read my post >>34576378
>>34576390Is the point of you spamming these texts to make incels act like rapists?
>>34576392It's about the figure as a whole to be desu
>>34576391claude?
>>34576391Ick
>>34576323second girl mogs first girl and no one within 100ft of anyone itt would fall on her radar the people itt that say the skinny girl is more attractive to them, it's because they know the sear of rejection and would rather not imagine it from a 10, at least then they can still dream in their heart of hearts
>>34576399Yea, verily.
>>34576379>>34576387wrong
>>34576390Nigga I can't even read that lmaoYou gotta be retarded to fall for this
>>34576395>>34576399Thanks I feel slightly better now
>>34576390Desperate people will crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover there’s no water, they’ll drink the sand.Meanwhile, anons itt aren't even offering sand because they aren't guaranteed something for their effort.
>>34576405Kyle
>>34576400No, my name is nothing close to it. It's my great grandad's name>>34576402My actual name, I shit you not, is the name my great grandmother called her husband because she thought Clyde was an icky name
>>34576403>the sear of rejection
>>34576323Yes, small titty is much preferred.
>>34576398I genuinely thought that all these men that women said were leading them on would be actually charismatic and have a way with words. Women get manipulated by clowns.
MenWhy do you pump and dump us?
wonder how many anons here are named John or Adam or James or Ben or Michael
>>34576260>never occurs to any of them that waiting until marriage eliminates 99.9% of the problem
>>34576405Tayquan
>>34576414Yeah no shit retard, women are humans like men are
>>34576407Good, you should. I'm not even kinda bullshitting itt whenever I post about liking small titty
>>34576398>implying any Anon ITT would be so based as to stir the pot like that
>>34576409>>34576418no and I feel like if I tell you the first letter you're going to guess it instantly (it has happened before)
>>34576416I am John, hi
I think current society has passified and inceled men. Humans are very adaptable. I grew up in a poor country and had to grow up quickly to survive. Most average people were like that. Now I live in America and I am identical to any lazy fat American. The society decides the average person. There’s clearly something wrong with America in that case.
>>34576416Aren't those the most common western names?
>>34576415Jesus Christ.
>>34576298Just ask her out, retard
>>34576425ya thats why i said them :D >>34576423hi johnny boy *pets*
She's a silly girl
>>34576415Sounds like a wigger
>>34576424we should just lock everyone inside the US and let them solve themselves
>>34576423Wow, me too. What are the odds.
>>34576415I'm not going to take the ragebait, but "I don't want to experience a birth with you." is a crazy sentence to read.
>>34576422Xavier
>>34576392Many, MANY chestlets have captivated me. Including most of my irl fantasy women.I love soft violin instrumentals and heavy metal tunes. I just notice one quicker than the other.
>>34576416My name is Erick
>>34576422Steven
>>34576434Quite high actually
>>34576439do you ever get upset at ur parents for spelling ur name wrong?
>>34576424It's programmed slavery through dependency. Aliens gave our leaders the blue prints while they act as ambassadors for our race. Truly grim times. How can you fight an enemy you can not see?
>>34576435"i'm literally abt to give birth im scared" left on read, too. That guy is going to hell
>>34576419Women are all midwits in a world where dysgenics is winning.
>>34576428I know its that easy that's why I think i might be autistic or coward maybe even gay I fear that she was just trying to pull a prank on me or something I dont know her as person yet she tried to talk me a few times but I avoided her everytime( I always avoid talking with anyone at work unless its needed)
>>34576436what doth life...>>34576441no
Nobody will guess my name because it's not even in English. I am safe.
>>34576429Well, you're right!
>>34576452Muhamm- nvm actually
>>34576452Dikshit
>>34576452is it japanese?
MalesWhy do you go to strip clubs?
>>34576414>>34576447>Women are all midwitsJust because they're smarter than you, that doesn't mean that they aren't less intelligent than midwits.
men who do you find more attractive
>>34576451Liam
>>34576459Left looks like my oneitus so left
>>34576444Nta but I was friends with a guy named Markus as a kid and now whenever I see "Marcus" I have to do a double take
When I watch Charles Manson interviews I can see how he could feasibly manipulate so many women because he had a captivating aura. You hoes get played by Jaxson, a lanket with a broccoli cut who vapes and works at Taco Bell.
>>34576457I've never gone outside except for work and school
>>34576457I've never been to a strip club in my life
>>34576452Juan
>>34576459My sister to be desu, I've really only got eyes for her
>>34576451Zach. Zachary. Zachariah
>>34576461ok, it starts with one of the first five letters of the abecedary
>>34576459left is kinda of a cutie. Right looks like a israeli op
>>34576454>>34576455>>34576456>>34576469It's yuro not Kneedeep Inshit or whatever
If I could be anyone, I would be Kurt Russell.
I hope you die
>>34576475I like the cut of your jib anon you're hired immediately
>>34576465You don't even talk to women why are you so obsessed
>>34576475your jewdar needs a tune up
>>34576323F>mrw that video
>>34576240Why?
>>34576479I want to be anyone else but me
>>34576459Self flagellation
this pattern of my friends being obnoxious and mean to me when something good happens to me is so interesting! and its shit that they already have. why be jealous at that point?
Percent chance she just missed my text?
>>34576480That's why we're in this mess
>>34576483That is how mossad gets you they even have jewish latinas
>>345764890%
>>34576474Alpha Beta Charlie Delta Eagle
>>34576487nta but sometimes I take my belt, sit cross legged on my bed, and whip my back until I can't stand it anymoreself flagellation is pretty normal, people have done it for ages
>>34576459The one on the left has better hair.
>>34576480Me too
>>34576482Would you go to sushi king with me? miss u <3
>>34576494so your jewdar was never there to begin with
>>34576471Bloody benchod bitch
>>34576474Alex. Brian. Charlie. Dylan. Ethan.
Worst posters, from worst to least shit>namefags>fake chads>stacey wannabes>avatarfags>let people enjoy things>straight up retards>normal human beings who talk like normal humans
>>34576474AMY THE HEDGEHOG???
>>34576488>and its shit that they already have. why be jealous at that point?It's less special if you have it too?I dunno. People are odd creatures.
>>34576502anon's power level far exceeds yours I'm afraid
>>34576480Wtf did I do
>>34576501sometimes i read this shit and it upsets me that these kinds of retards who are too stupid to even know when they fuck up beyond repair attract women in the first place and i don't
>>34576502you don't get it *smoking joker picture*
It's been 16 years since you did the Stanky Leg
>>34576507retardbros... we're gtmi
Women,Beer, Wine, or Liquor?
MenWould you date woman who makes content?
>>34576513You just have to be hot
>>34576511they wish
>>34576516I don't think the stanky leg existed 16 years ago my sodomizing friend
>>34576518soda
>>34576516I'm not the man I once was...It's nearly been 20 years since I cranked dat.
GenderWhat's the best and worst advice you have been given?
>>34576497delta is kind of a cool name but it's not my name>>34576505no>>34576508was amy a hedgehog too? I swear she was a different creature
>>34576519She can make me content if you know what I mean
>>34576524What kind of soda?
>>34576513Fuck up beyond repair how exactly? They never had any intention to commit to these women in the first place, they already got what they wanted. Occasionally they'll pop back into the same girl's DMs four months later and hit it and quit it again.
>>34576523It totally did, that was like 08 or 09
>>34576527Myou just have to endure it
>>34576518MBeer
>>34576345The last part is where I am definitely at fault. The difference was I admitted those as my problems I needed to work on. I committed to improving communication, my self esteem, and yes - not be reactively angry. In the end, words were useless so I'm going McDonald's therapy. I just have to decide later and see where my heart lands after getting some clarity.Marriage is important to me in the sense that I believe in the vows made. Even though we didnt have a covenant marriage, that was always the goal- kids back to back hasn't exactly brought out the best in us. But I do believe this man is my soul mate and God brought us together to make beautiful babies together. He's my person. I just might not be his person. I cant tell you how likely he is to commit to change because he hasn't told me. My perception of him is cloudy like a miso broth. He's not in a place where he's even able to take accountability yet I actually love being a homemaker and wife, im not resentful of the chores and cooking. What's the hardest is not the name calling, it's arrogance at the expense of safety.I can't even kill bugs because I dont like hurting/killing intentionally. Yes I hurt people, but that's the reactivity problem. He hurts intentionally with purposeful intent. It's honestly hot but not when it's directed at me. Fuck that noise. Roast me when we are drunk and want a laugh, not 3000 miles away through text.
>>34576531pepsi zero sugar or root beer
>>34576522...! this thread has some powerful fighters
>>34576518I don't drink
>>34576529Is it dumbass
>>34576523Feelin' that passage of time yet?
>>34576519Technically I have.But yeah.
>>34576534Sounds about right. Negates any sense of agency.
>>34576518MBeer or wine.
>>34576529Dennis
>>34576507How about regulars without trips/avatars?
How do you ask women out?
>>34576541>>34576547no but it does start with a d
>>34576536Sounds like there are bones there that could be built on.You got a chance.
>>34576550Depends how they are
>>34576539i have multiple songs and videos about shapeshifting jews i can't even post here and you think i don't know they shapeshift?
>>34576538Based, I love root beer and zero sugar Dr Pepper
When you are being fucked, do you feel like you are being given something or having something taken away?
>>345765511. Panic2. Shit yourself3. Die4. Ask her out
>>34576557it's like she is stealing your semen and your soul
>>34576552Daniel
>>34576551you be like hey bb girl rubbing your hands and then you say want to hear the new iceman album?
>>34576551Establish chemistry
>>34576552Dingus
I need to stop masturbating.
>>34576557Given something, and like I'm giving something in turn. That's when you know the sex is good.
>>34576519I already have but crying about the issues it caused plus her being a bitch to me is how I found this thread 5 years ago. I matured a lot since then and I think I could deal with it better now
>>34576552Richard
>>34576552dimitridagestandantedevildemostenes
>>34576564STOP RAPING YOURSELF!!!!
>>34576551>talk to girl>if the vibe is good ask for their number/socials>if you get it invite them to do something>???>profit
>>34576569Calm down
>>34576564wrong and stupid you need to increase those patethic numbers
I can't see how any women would find me attractive so I dont know what to do when woman shows interest on me I always think theyre trying to pull my leg or something
>>34576552DarpanDurgeshDeepak
Vegeta is white
>>34576551if we have chemistry i just ask 'hey you want to do this (thing)' and then if they're like 'sure! let me ask if my friend wants to go'and then i'm like 'no just us silly, like a date' and then they reject me and stop talking to me despite leading me on for days
>>34576571NO you don't get it, it's not good for you!
5:30
I want her to be happy
>>34576557>fuckedSomething taken>made love toSomething givenFew people know how to be truly giving in sex.
>>345765723 times a day is probably too much, especially as rough as I am>>34576577I know
>>34576579Good for her
>>34576575Yes. I have the same hairline as him
>>34576579And you? Don't you want to be happy? You come first you know. Everyone else comes second.
>>34576578Nigga living in Hawaii
>>34576575bald
>>34576519hell no.
>>34576579How will you make that happen?
>>34576578Good morning
wow people usually guess it right away when I tell them my initial >>34576567haha I get it Richard as in Dick!
>>34576585Aloha>>34576589Dobro jutro
If I find out you have more than 300 IG followers I'm dumping you, that's whore shit.
>>34576580Giving is the only way I know how to have sex and desu I don't even want to try taking.
AmericansDo you tip?
I think my dick would look bigger if I became a 120lb emo
>>34576594Nah nigga hit the oil rig
>>34576594How do you tip fishermen? Stupid comic.
>>34576580I feel the same as the other anon.
>>34576597Sounds like you haven't lived on a fishing vessel for weeks on end
>>34576595mine already looks huge at 75kg
>>34576546>>34576535Favorite beer? I'm on my third coors banquet
>>34576600Nor will I. That sounds like lower class problems.
>>34576594I can't afford to eat at places with waiters in suits.
MenWould you date BPD?
>>34576602Yeah but I'm real short. Honetly emo and alt chicks are hot sometimes but they aren't worth the headache that comes with it
>>34576594Yeah. Too much
>>34576607No but I'd cum in her
>>34576607never again (but my penis says yes)
>>34576607i did oncewhat a waste
>>34576607She's hot>inb4I have to care about her or what she thinks for anything she says to upset me.
>>34576607I did,Unless she was an 8+ I won't even entertain it
>>34576603I was drinking coors banquet too. My go to is Miller light
>>34576607>>34576594>>34576519>>34576457>>34576415>>34576323>>34576251Is this a bot
>>34576607BPD women are for pump and dumping only
So uh, men, I confessed to my crush and he's ignoring the confession and talking around it. What does this mean? I don't mind friendzone but not even an acknowledgement?
>>34576615I've had miller high life but not their light yet
>>34576603I usually buy Pacifico Clara or Elysian's Space Dust.
>>34576607It really doesn't matter
>>34576607Date? Never
>>34576620Lol
>>34576620That sounds like some bullshit. I would press him on it if I were you.
>>34576618I think it is just a attention starved soul
>>34576620i did this to a friend who tried coming out of the closet srry bro but i can't do that shit
>>34576620I dunno
remember that if your woman is loud you can always stuff her panties in her mouth, wrap her mouth with electrical tape, and press a hitachi on her while she's tied up until she goes crazy
>>34576620Tell him to stop being a pussy
>>34576630>remember that if your woman is loud you can always rape herMen deserve to be lonely
>>34576628Go be gay with him
>>34576632Technically none of that involves a penis
If they ban the internet how will I talk to my togies
>>34576634nah i could deal with like a giant clit on a woman or something but that's as gay as it gets
why would anyone choose to be gay? I don't get it
>>34576625wdym??>>34576626>>34576631I'm too shy to double confess. Plus I only did it today, what would a usual guy do? Do y'all need time to think over it after getting a confession?
>>34576638'hUrR dUrR i WaS bOrN lIeK dIs'like they can't even come close to grasping the concept of neuroplasticity
>>34576607Hell yeah, you know what BPD stands for
This is my first time telling a guy I like him so I'm feeling very lost
>>34576638They don't choose it, they get molested as children for the most part.
>>34576632You'd be surprised how many women ask for stuff like this. BDSM is not propped up by men
>>34576620>What does this mean?It means that hurting your friend by rejecting their romantic affection is a fucking brutal thing to endure and he doesn't want to ruin anything so he's trying to sidestep it by pretending it didn't happen. Kinda weak but I probably would have done something like it when I was younger and less experienced.Rejecting people is hard. I understand why girls ghost online.
I was molested and I'm not gay
>>34576630>>34576632Hmmm....It depends on whether anon meant loud in bed or just talkative.
>>34576642you can't double confess, just ask him to acknowledge it
>>34576642>>34576645In all seriousness we don't know you or him so we can't really tell you, you'll just have to wait and see what he says. Good on you for trying either way though, hope it works out for you.
>>34576651I'm not saying do all this willy nilly
>>34576649just annoying
>>34576648Oof. I feared this might have been the case. Ah well...What would you have done now that you're more experienced?
Alcohol drinks me to give itself courage
women and men can't be friends someone will always want more
>>34576658they always want my penis >:(
yea i'm trying to find a woman to court and being friends with women is just going to get in the way of that
>>34576659Nah I want your companionship, time, affection, attention, care, love, devotion
Everything I say is contrary to belief
MenCould you handle being a woman for 1 month?
>>34576663I wish that was true
>>34576649Yeah you are buttboy
>>34576661>t. dumbass who doesn't know that being friends with women means they introduce you to their single friendsBeing friends with women who have feefee for you (but you don't like back) can be a problem but generally being friends with women is very beneficial.
>>34576665Yeah
>>34576665This is fake, women under 35 are all on birth control pills that suppress their periods.
>>34576663>Nah I want your companionship, time, affection, attention, care, love, devotionyou say that now but once you can't handle my power level they never can seeing a girls expression change in real time from attraction to revulsion from the mere mention of a pg topic hits hard, so i just lead with the weird shit and NONE OF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES actually there was one girl but she was a jw
>>34576666It is, but you're a moid so all you're willing to give is your penis, so sad
>>34576553Not if I'm not his person, nothing i do to change my psyche is going to help the fact there's no attraction. Once basic care and affection feels like work it is over. The other person can sense the disengunity and reeks of desperation.
>>34576670If a woman thinks you are dating material she'd just date you, not try to pass you off to a friend.
>>34576658No, I just want friends.
>>34576630There can't be mentally healthy women into this
>>34576681and only pathetic nerds desperate for female attention and more than friendship will be friends with you
MWould you give a bigger girl a chance?
>>34576678lies, sex is the last thing in my mind when I think about getting a gf
>>34576684I would keep her around maybe
>>34576684lol a fat communist peasant can only exist in capitalist countries
>>34576680Many women are not single.
>>34576683*sigh* why did I have to want to like people.
I think I'm going to delete my porn folder, haven't even looked at it in years
>>34576675You type like a faggot
>>34576690and those women want you to be their reserve in case things don't work out in their relationship so they're still not passing you off to a friend you clearly don't get it and probably never will so can you kindly fuck off, please? faggot
>>34576693idc dude i can kick your ass and make women cum harder than you ever have or ever will
Alright buddy.
He stopped naming his bait videos it seems
>>34576675you incels are insufferable
>>34576680The whole point is she think you're not dating material for her so is willing to pass you off to someone else like second-hand clothing, dumbass
>>34576693Entj’s true form
>>34576696?
>>34576698its 12 on a fridayif i went to the bar rn i could get laid in under an hr
>>34576700maybe you are just not her type
Karma is going to get me so badly
>>34576695Yeah I'm sure you can mr guy who gloats on 4chan
>>34576705Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
>>34576680>he thinks he needs her permissionIf you're in her friend circle you'll meet her friends regardless.
>>34576706now who types like a fucking faggot XMFD look at this shit ass kicked
>>34576704Exactly, so she passes you to her friends who you might be right for, which is a great thing. I think you replied to the wrong anon. I'm not the guy who refuses to be friends woth women.
>>34576703lol yeah sure
>>34576709Still you lol
I feel like tiktok has way more ragebait than instagram reels
>>34576708Okay I see you're a kid who's still in school or university where everyone have just one friend group. You'll learn...
Time travel and mechs are so stupid. And sex being a thing in those far future scifi shows so dumb. There wont be male and female we will be a brand new species Star Trek ruined humanities potential great thinkers
Moids, are you gay or straight? Do you think other anons can clock you as such?
Why do most women take offense to me not cumming
People wishing on my downfall!
shut up, BacterialVaginosis
Pretty girl
people who arre supposed to love me being so foaming at the mouth wanting to see me fail :(
>>34576717>t.
>>34576718straight
Sweet boy. Handsome
>>34576724Duck off I never me tioned trans humanism. Ruck you dumb ass
>>34576719it's not offense, if you can outfuck a woman and they can barely even make you cum it shows you have restraint and control that they can't take from you and that is what makes them insecure they can tell how turned on you are from how hard you are
>>34576721she said it herself she has rotten egg farts, green diarrhea, and her cooch is cheesy and smells like beef.
>>34576724And that word “clanker” it is a million times less offensive than ROBot A SLAVEbot I HATE YOU and your srupid reddit greentext I am going to BURN YOU
>>34576726:3
How do you cope with not running out of things to do or talk about with your partner?
>>34576728I have never cum from sex, period
I think about him too much and need to vaguepost about him
>>34576725Moids, is this moid gay or straight?
>lust provoking webm>Irrelevant time wasting question
>>34576732damn you can already see her wiltingthis one will not age well
>>34576727>>34576730>we will be a brand new species>I'm not a transhuman btw, fuck youlol okay
I think about her too much and need to vaguepost about her
>>34576734meeeee
>>34576719It makes me a worried that maybe you don't find me attractive enough, or think I'm bad in bed, or that you've got other things on your mind so aren't fully present in what should be an intimate moment of physical and emotional connection.
>>34576718Straight.>Do you think other anons can clock you as such?Well on the one hand I'm not very stereotypically masculine, but on the other hand I'm always posting monster girls. Could go either way really.
>>34576738See? Star trek and warhammer has ruined you in a way that the only way you think we can force evolve our self is through machinery and not with gene editing.
>>34576684This person can voteNo wonder we're so fucked
Yo im lowkey goated
Moids, name a color not on the rainbow.
>>34576746Why
>>34576741i'm not having my energy drained for nonprocreative activities, you get 1 load ever week, however i will provide as many orgasms as you want
Either gender, how do you get over getting strung along for months by someone you really really liked?
>>34576747Uh, teal.
>>34576747Isn't every colour ina way on it? No? Could you tell me one?
>>34576750Ghost them and never show them an ounce of attention ever again.
>>34576747Near-ultraviolet
>>34576753Already blocked her and deleted her messages. I'm still hurt bad and embarrassed to tell anyone about it though.
>>34576747Brown and pinkWhat do I win?
Goddamn I need to have sex with him
>>34576741So far it’s been none of that. My dick is kinda just numb (trauma). If I’m hard, that means I’m present and find you attractive
>>34576745Stop repeating the exact wording from streamers, it's cringe brown people behaviour
>>34576750What happened?
>>34576757Get out of my head.
MenGoku or Vegeta?
>>34576754Smart boy>>34576756Uh, what do moids like for 4chan prizes?
>>34576747black
>>34576750FI'm kinda in a similar situation but I'm not sure if I'm still being strung along or have been ghosted. Plan is to grin and bare it a few weeks, by which time I will know I've been ghosted and can move on from him
>>34576747Brown
>>34576760I know I'm vagueposting to the max but I met a girl back at the start of the year and got really into her despite obvious warning signs (like going cold inexplicably or not reciprocating my level of communication - obvious signs everyone says but I thought weren't important) and just as I was getting ready to ask her for commitment she suddenly went silent, and now it turns out she's fucking some other guy.
>>34576758Then tell her that when she gets upset, stupid dumb moid.
>>34576762No.
>>34576766I'm sorry you're dealing with (or might be dealing with) this shit too. Is he just slow to text, or does he outright ignore you sometimes?
>>34576747Magenta
>>34576770Well this was in the past, and I did. Current girl is very understanding and likes it because I can fuck for a long time. Just getting used to that >stupid dumb moidRude for no reason…thanks
>>34576769Were you guys fucking?
>>34576775Yes
>>34576776That's what you get for being a whore
>>34576762I relate more to Vegeta.
>>34575825>My brother's girlfriend has made me stop talking to himWhat a bitch, but why
>>34576762Goku but the thinking mans answer is Tien
>>34576772Hah, I met mine at the start of the year too... He's outright ignoring me. He's has a reason though so I still want to give him a chance just in case his reason wasn't just a lie to keep me strung along while he also ignores me
Girls, what would you think if your boyfriend told you he was going to start scalping boxes of trading cards on ebay to make a little extra money?
>>34576035Be honest and tell her to fraudmax(make up, light make up) tell her to get toned(pilates, lifting barbell weights, body strength training/calisthenics), tell her to learn to cook healthy delicious foods.
>>34576785nag but any reasonable woman would cut your brake lines
>>34576785I would think he started doing hard drugs and I lost him.
>Title: Where to Actually Meet Women—Without Using Your Phone>A Coffee Shop Where You’ve Become a Regular>Guinness Bars, New and Old>Trader Joe’s>Bathhouses>Be Careful but… Yes, the Gym>Your Place of EmploymentIs this helpful at all?
Genders, how do you deal with your negative emotions?
>>34576793I whine about it in gioyc until people give me (you)s
>>34576785I'd tell him I'm against it for moral reason and that it's not as financially viable as just putting the time into an actual side hustle or getting a better paid job or doing more hours on the current job. Also if he has the time to be an amoral asshole he could be helping with DIY around the house and garden to build our life together which is a much better investment.If he insist but doesn't give a good enough reason to refute my arguments then I lose a bit of respect for him forments in building resentment leading to eventual break-up over time. He'll probably be complaining how he never saw it coming because it'll be relationship death by papercuts.
>>34576793I don't
>>34576793FI don't
>>34576792I feel like even when you tell moids there are women outside they still don't believe you. And then they still don't go outside.
>>34576117What if they end up manlets?
>>34576792>Your Place of EmploymentActively harmful.
>>34576792>Your Place of EmploymentOnly if staff turnover is high otherwise it's awkward af if you break up
>>34576793good question!
>>34576140>Women,>Do YOU like tall women?I used to get jelly of tall women but not as much. Ive seen attractive tall looking women
>>34576793MMeditation, journaling, talking to friends/family about it. Riding negative emotions for a little while rather than bottling them up inside (e.g. yelling a few times if I'm angry, crying a few minutes if I'm sad). Talking to myself out loud about my negative emotions - sometimes I realize I'm feeling negative emotions for no good reason.
Find a flaw.
>>34576811She's an athlete and you are not.
>>34576796I would disagree that it's immoral to scalp boxes of trading cards. I think scalpers are providing a service in the market, namely, they're creating accessibility. For these hot ticket items, if people really wanted them, they can be super hard to obtain, and people might miss out. Scalpers are making it so that, if you really want this item, you can get it. The market decides what the price is. Something is only worth what someone else is willing to pay for it.
>>34576811Not White. Also no booba.
>>34576191>What is your funeral going to look like? I am just going to have my sister and see me buried or have my ashes scattered. Not her husband or children no close family nobody else.Im going to leave everything to my siblings and parents if I die before them. Small funeral and buried/cremated buried to become a tree or maybe roses with my dogs body/ashes buried with me.
>>34576799If it's foids like you i would lock my do I rs and grab my shotgun
>>34576785nag but that's one of the dumbest fucking ways you can try to make money on the side. that is cokehead behavior.
Western women who like kpop are a bit weird but kinda hot
>>34576785No guy I was dating would ever say this.Would fuck me up because clearly I've made several incorrect assumptions about his character.Buying shit at the thrift store then marking it up 3x and selling it on depop is bad enough but scalping brand new items? I don't know him. I'm embarrassed I ever fucked him.
>>34576820More from you. Pump those numbers up.
*licks your collarbones*
>>34576814I think you should just work at or run a game store if you want to best provide people access to Hot Ticket Items you massive douche bag
Israeli women are so attractive.
>>34576828The jumpsuits kill my boner desu I'm not really into murder
>>34576828I don't see how anyone can hate jews when they look like this
>>34576827I think the emotional reaction you're having is not rational.
>>34576823Moids love being degraded. It's natural for them. Same with cuck and blacked garbage.
>>34576832Better yet, how can anyone deny that they are european/white?
>>34576823They smell bad
>>34576828
>>34576834So female buttholes don’t actually smell good? I always thought women had some special hormone that made even their stinkiest parts smell nice.
Why the fuck is Grok talking to me like I'm a depraved incel? Did the feminists take control of it or something???
>>34576820He has amazing posture
>>34576844What do you mean? Aren't you a depraved incel?
>>34576840How do you know
>>34576820Gurl, you're messing with my algorithm.
>>34576844I think it's learning off of the average twitter user
Why can't we just kill people we disagree with? Might makes right?
you're lying, I've had my fair share of experiences with expensive escorts in Thailand at places like Honey 2 and Sabai dee (Soapy massage parlors with happy ending) and their butts were straight to my face and didn't smell bad
>>34576852silverback gorilla husbando
WomenThoughts on men who use the word "cute" to describe anything other than you?
>>34576855We've moved beyond individual combat to complex social alliances and agreed to beat you up if you do that.
>>34576828If you fucked any of them with a roll of pennies, you'd get cooper wire.
>>34576844>ask Grok something retarded>it calls you a retardWTF I love the antichrist now
>>34576859Then why aren't you beating up north korea or some dictator in Africa?
>>34576851An anon wrote about his crush smelling like ass and not sure what else he said. Now that it's summer people will have to exta careful to take care of their bodies hygienically, physically and emotionally/mentally. Summer makes people rage/crankier act up
>>34576844This is disgusting. Why does it type in that way? Disgraceful.
>>34576864how do you explain this >>34576856
>>34576863Complex social alliances.
>>34576864>Summer makes people rage/crankier act upWhat? Summer makes everyone get. A burst of positive energy and makes them easy going and sleepy after the long day or even during. Summer is the best. Longer days are the greatest.
>>34576866Probably used bidets and used body oils
>>34576820why did he slap his ass like that
>>34576867I see.
Do men wash their ass properly after each shit? like with water?
>>34576856If they washed it 20 minutes ago of course it's gonna smell like nothing
>>34576856>>34576866I can explain that whores will douche before activity to ensure an unnatural experience that will get you to keep paying them.
>>34576858Indifferent
>>34576870can you blame him
>>34576872I do. I get in the shower after every number 2 and wash my self down there
Women. Is a vibrator better than your hands/fingers?
>>34576793FI push it deep inside and stay busy
>>34576793M. I bottle it up until I get done with the day. Then I lay in bed, start playing music, and process through all of them. Things go pretty up and down pretty rapidly and arbitrarily as I think through why I feel that way, what happened to cause them, and what it means that I even had to deal with it, while switching music to affirm my mood.I come out of it with things pretty well resolved and a good mood for going forward, although it does have downsides in kinda ducking out of the moment when they hit initially during the day
>>34576878For brushing your teeth?
>>34576785I would think it’s time to break up
>>34576878I haven't used one in like a decade so idk.I guess vibrators can't be that much better if I can't be assed to spend any money on one ever.
>>34576878Yes
>>34576876No but I want to know if it was for official reasons or if the ref did it just for fun
Post pretty wedding dresses please
>>34576889No that'll just bum me out
>>34576891nta but are you the femanon that bought her wedding dress way too early
>>34576892No
Why don't girls do more dumb horny posts on the Internet. It's an anonymous forum, it's not like you get a barrage of DMs. Just empty (You)sDo your dicks just not work or something?
>>34576896Because they're not horny
>>34576896It causes incel melties.
>>34576899Prove it. Name 900 women that aren't horny right now.
>>34576896What would I get out of that?
>>34576896My horniness works. I just think about big spoon jerkin >him and giving him a pedicure.
>>34576868What world are you living in? A lot of people in the spring/late spring are positive but during hot heat summers they're not happy
>>34576903The affirmation of human existence that comes with any expression to one's community, and implicitly sought for by even the most antisocial dredges by coming to a forum>>34576904Would the pedicure also be from big spoon? That sounds like it'd be tough.
Girls, has another girl ever shown you her tits or her pussy?
>>34576908Lol no. Just want to smooch his pretty toes. And tickle em.
>>34576909Yes, multiple
>>34576906NtaWhat kind of winters do you have? If winter sucks ass then people will only complain in the hottest month, August.>>34576908>The affirmation of human existence that comes with any expression to one's community, and implicitly sought for by even the most antisocial dredges by coming to a forumso, nothing?
If asses smell bad, why do people worship them? Makes no sense
>>34576917Like most things in life, it is context dependent
>>34576913>Nta>What kind of winters do you have? If winter sucks ass then people will only complain in the hottest month, August.Winters aren't so bad here
>>34576917When you get horned up you mindo plays tricks on you you see, convinces you if it looks and feels so good it ought to smell and taste just as good, better even.
>>34576917>If asses smell bad, why do people worship them? Makes no senseRetardation.
>>34576909Once or twice
>>34576872No but I got wipes
>>34576911Understandable. I also see the appeal of feet, although more caressing and applying lotion than tickling or giving pedicures, although granted the latter might change if I ever acquired that skill.But hopefully in the future you might reconsider and post your POV and thoughts as well in feet threads. Unless this is just how Charlie threads are instead and that's where they're posted up in, which I wouldn't be surprised by
>>34576919Well there you go.When winter gets down to -14 you don't complain when it's 98 for 3 days out of the year.
>>34576927Wish I had a work from home job
If you eat a lot of tropical fruit your ass does smell nicer
>>34576872I've got the baby wipes, and at the end of the day I also take a shower where I slip the bar of soap in-between my cheeks and clean up there. Feels real good when pressed up against my butthole too, but no one wants to peg ol anon, so that's as far as I go with that kind of stuff :(
>>34576930No but if you swallow a lot of minty gum then the menthol in it can burn your asshole while all the gum gets stuck in your asshairs
>>34576930Eat a pineapple and take a shit
>>34576932>He puts the bar of soap directly on his body instead of lathering it on his handsThat's nasty.
>>34576932anon just get a loofa, im begging u
>>34576747White
I can’t stop thinking about him, is he going to leave me?
>>34576935why? nothing nasty about it. soap with water pushes things away from the surface, water has weight and sweeps it all away.
>>34576936luffas just create perfect areas for dead skin cells to collect and breed bacteria. no reason to be wiping that stuff across your body
>>34576896>fake Chad
>>34576942idk what kinda "luffa" u use but ur wrong
>>34576936I can't slip a loofa up and down my bootycrack for fun or press it against my butthole to feel nice. Plus I kinda want it to really be able to get in there, you know? Loofa too soft to do the job.I fail to see the issue. I've three separate soap bars. Face bar, body bar, butthole bar. Simple as.
>>34576947why can u not slip it up ur ass? i do so w mine every shower. > Loofa too soft to do the job.its legitametly a net texture, its not soft
>>34576828>>34576838
>>34576948I need it to be smooth and firm to be able to easily insert between my cheeks and then slip and slide it up and down through sheer cheek clappage alone, and this also goes for having the leverage to really press in and clean every groove in my butthole
>>34576948>>34576952Y’all weird
What do you guys want to talk about
>>34576896I ask the moids on here to provide fap material literally every day and you niggers never oblige
>>34576955Nah, just fat and honest. I'm tall and fat as hell, and while I can finger my butthole directly and fully to cleaning completion when it comes to baby wipes, it requires a position I can't get into with my walk-in shower, so it's far better to force fuck my butthole with a soap bar in there instead.But that weight is also what gives me the cheeks to slip and slide the soap bar autonomously up and down by just throwing my ass back, so it ain't all bad
>>34576960Like what?
>>34576952how do u actively *scrub* if its just a soap bar? its too smooth, as is ur ass, smooth + smooth = not grabbing onto anything to properly scrub ur ass.
>>34576962Pics
>>34576944it's the correct spelling of the thing you think is a "loofa"
>>34576963With vigor.
>>34576656>What would you have done now that you're more experienced?Calmly and clearly communicated my actual feelings with as much tact as possible.I imagine that it would be something along the lines of admitting that there was a sexual attraction but there was some factor that made me feel like any romantic relationship we might try would eventually end. Essentially there's some deal breaker in play. And losing the friendship wasn't worth trying something casual like a fwb situation.I've never rejected someone I liked. I just cowardly avoided the two girls I didn't like that couldn't take a hint.
>>34576960You're just that gay guy who wants hand pics, you don't fool me just because you started using capital letters at the start of your posts.
>>34576960>faponly men fap. gay
>>34576961>I'm tall and fat as hellhot...how fat? how tall?
>>34575642Sorry to reply so late but it's not about the dance, it's about the facial expressions as explained in my post
>>34576969No that's >>34576971 but she's right now post hands
>>34576872I wipe once and go. I'm a man anything longer is gay.
>>34576960Meant more dumb horny posts in terms of discussion and such, not just shallow mutual masturbation or what have you. Like if anything, discussing how I masturbate with a woman and her telling me how she fingers her pussy, or just simply going "oh man I totally wanna fuck this character, let's talk about it" is way better than just seeing her tits.Also this isn't a nsfw bread
Why can't women like this be real? Why?
>>34576979>why can't the average chinese model be real?It is a mystery
>>34576974No thanks, I don't have good hands anyway.
>>34576982>>34576971hey dont ignore me :[
>>34576971It's not. I'm 6'2" and 410lbs, so while the height helps out, I'm like, fat-fat. Although, for the past couple months, I've been able to commit to weight loss, and it's already given me enough stamina to mall walk without break for quite a long while without getting exhausted :)
>>34576984>I'm like, fat-fatlol thats exactly why its hotwow im sure you look amazing, are you white?
>>34576879That's how I roll haha
>>34576979that head is all super fucking weird and wrong. you dont' realize how you have a growing mental illness in expressing this fixation
>>34576985Nah, not really. My mother's side consists of Italians and a surprising number of Native Americans, so while I have white features, I have an olive/tan complexion with long thick wavy hair
>>34576964Of what?
>>34576965Loofah is correctLuffa is specifically referring to the plant you wouldn't call a sponge made out of a luffa a luffa you'd call it a loofah.
>>34576991i could fix youwhat's your highest weight btw?
>>34576965>>34576993it's called a "puffy"
>>34576961Fat and doesn't use any kind of exfoliatorMan that's gross>>34576995>shower puffThat's a completely different thing made out of plastic what are you talking about
>>34576927It got that low here in January a few times and I quite enjoyed it
>>34576994I was 440 at the start of the year, and I'm fine being tan, thank you very much. It goes better with my shirts.
>>34576943That's just a Gooner
I think he would make a nice husband but he's ugly.
>>34576947Gay
>>34576999>was 440A certain namefag still is at that weight
>>34576997I use an exfoliating scrub for my face and such though. The face bar is just what I use for regular cleaning.I put a lot of effort into skincare after I realized how much I was interested in fucking girls even fatter than I was when they took care of their face and wore their hair nice. Made me realize how much effort I was leaving on the table
>>34577004who?>>34576999440 is very impressive, do you have a goal weight? why do you even want to lose the weight?
>>34577002Who
>>34576984Does the floor shake when you walk
You said that you could never love me
I want to make her squirt again
>>34577012And I meant it.
>>34577006>doesn't know who
>>34576998Literally how>>34577005This just keeps getting worse
why can't atoga post pictures of *actually* attractive foids or *actually* attractive moids?
Someone I know said their boyfriend failed his court mandated drug test because he's been using drugs since he was 16 so now it's permanently in his system even when he's sober. Is this accurate?
>>34577014I undid your gown
>>34577020no, the bf is a barely-above-retard IQ druggie liar
>>34577019Here.
She met somebody else.
>>34577020Lol no
>>34577020Some drugs take longer than others to leave the system but he is still most likely bullshitting her and shes eating it up
>>34577024>dirty mirror desperate-I'm-not-fat-angle posing nose ring skank>*actually* attractive
>>34577024pic unrelated?
>>34577006My goal weight is mostly to get down to XXL shirts and to get my full dick back, since fat in your crotch and your balls getting pushed up by your thighs buries it a bit. I want to be fashionable and I want to fuck whores in the city, which is more important to me than a numberThat and I got a sobering Hypertension Stage 1 diagnosis. It wasn't too bad, just the very first step above elevated BP, but it made me instantly internalize a need to change if I wanted any good future. Thankfully, it's stuck really well so far, and things are looking brighter.>>34577009Yeah of course, although it depends somewhat on the floor sometimes
>>34577023I'm not sure if this is a lie he made up or that she made up to defend him. Previous she said he failed the test because he took some of her ritalin to "help him sleep", and another time she said that he had taken drugs but only to cheer up his depressed friend who wanted to get high with him.
>>34577019What is this?
>>34577018It's nice and crisp and dry You can always wear more layers
All women should look like this
>>34577037"THIS IS WHAT I JERK OFF TO" has got to be one my my least favourite flavour of poster
>>34577033anon theres so many women who would fuck you currently because of your size, especially since youre a tall guy. u got this.
>>34577037It’s crazy, once you chase and fuck women you realize every IG model is a glorified porn bimbo who has tons of artificial work done
>>34577043Lmao
>>34577040same desuevery board is full of this shit and has been for years. and yet they never get stopped while anytime i so much as reply to a funpost i get a three day vacation immediately.
>>34577036>more layersOn the inside of my lungs? Doubtful. I'm cranky if it's below 55, sad if it's below 32, and homicidal if it gets under 18 fuck that.
Should I pay the $250 to get my T levels checked?, I’m in my mid 30s and a lot of the symptoms seem to fit my issues
How can I tell if I'm being shit tested?
>>34577050Ask your doctor why TF are you asking here?
>>34577050If you're battling over 250 for a health thing in your mind 30s you got bigger shit to worry about
>>34577026Who
>>34577055Doctor won’t test me so I’d have to pay of out pocket. If he ordered the test it would be covered by my insurance
>>34577057My friend who I had a crush on.
>>34577043I don't think so, but it's a moot point because, again, I need to get my dick back first. It only just recently got to where I can grip the latter half in my hand again, a fact I'm really happy with since it was a direct sign of progressIt'll all work out when the time comes, because it's a half decent dick. It's still enough of one to show past my huge gut when erect, but that don't mean much for now when it's covered from the base up. I can wait though, since it'll be a huge confidence boost when it all comes together.
>>34577049Wear something over your face
>>34577050What are your symptoms?
>>34577058So then you probably don't need the test. Stop eating like shit and exercise more.Make the lifestyle changes they'll tell you to make anyway before you spend the money.
>>34577060That’s tough
>>34577062That doesn't make the air going into my lungs any warmer that will just make my face wet when it comes back out, which is worse than it would be uncovered. Have you ever actually experienced cold that feels like it should be a common sense thing. At first I thought you were just Russian or something but now I think you're joshing.
>>34577061can’t you just press it back to reveal more of your penis? you wouldnt need to lose as much as you might think so
>>34577066Probably met him a while ago but only just told me about him. Please collect the dragon balls and wish for my supremely owned ass to come back from the dead
>>34577067You mean the actual air going in is too cold? Wow fickle>Have you ever actually experienced coldYes and that works but the moisture is too annoying for me. At worst my nose and cheeks get numb I never had a problem like you're describing.>RussianWell
>>34577061what color is your ass lip soap?
>>34577068Not as much as I really want, since the crotch paunch can only squish so far, after all. Plus it's just emasculating and not attractive visually, and since I think that of my own accord, it's something that I can't get over subconsciously until it's actually fixed, which I am properly working on.Otherwise yeah I'd hit up the fat sluts I personally know for a fact are down to get fingered if you take them out to a nice dinner and have a copy of Wall-E to watch together
>>34577075I use green antibacterial soap that keeps its color very nicely.
>>34577068>PLEASE stay fat to cater to my sexual fetishes PLEASE
I feel self conscious about my asslips and kneenipples.
>>34577073Yes. I'm asthmatic. Anything under 50 degrees causes pain while running. If I tried to run when it was -14 outside I'd make it 50 yards and just die.
>>34577083Damn Does dry/wet air affect it
>>34577071Should you kill him?
I can't fathom how people enjoy having facial hair.If I don't shave I can feel it on my face and it feels awful.
>>34577063>>34577064Low sex drive, malaise, low energy, depression. My ex broke up with me because we rarely had sex and and she felt like I didn’t like her. I excercise 2x a week and I’m 145lbs at 5’9 with a bodyfat% of 14. I suffer from chronic illness which stunted my growth and some days are difficult for me
would you date a woman with endometriosisimagine a woman who is just totally disabled one week out of the month squirming on the ground and groaning in pain and her flow is so heavy its like an infinite red goo generator
>>34577078fair enough, are you just going to lose weight or are you going to take up weight lifting too? you could maybe adopt the strongfat physique if you want to differ visually without having to change too much.
>>34577088What makes you think the things your experiencing are due to low test and not the chronic illness? To me everything you mentioned sounds like depression symptoms.
>>34577089Is that treatable
>>34577089I would, but she'd probably break up with me as I wouldnt be able to do much more other than quietly hold her and feed her chocolate when it hits. That and she'd get mad when I'd inevitably want to masturbate to the goo flowing out.
>>34577085Nah, I'm just going to post seethe at 2 in the morning and then get over it. It is what it is. A woman who cares will care.
>>34577092in a few years it might be. but those studies rarely result in anything. who knows.
I'm janglin
>>34577089That sounds horrible. I'm sorry.
>>34577081yah i singlehandedly halted anon's weight loss determination and plans, i really am the devil.
90% of things you worry about not only do not matter but don't even exist.Just do what you think you should do and be honest with yourself, that will be correct 90% of the time.
>>34577084YeahBoth extremes are bad
>>34577100Bold of you to assume someone has common sense.
>>34577100I have prostate cancer
>>34577090I want to take up proper weight lifting, but for now, local gym costs are prohibitive, and so the most I do right now is use a set of dumbbells. I try to do full exercises with them twice a week, and do additional curls and such where I can fit them.But it's mostly just trying to lose that crotch and thigh fat, which will just take time more than anything else
>>34577091I’ve been depressed before and this don’t feel like it. I have brain fog and other issues and I struggle with sex in a way that none of my friends can understand, they’re all raucous horndogs and I just get too anxious to enjoy sex and eventually try to avoid it completely which isn’t the right solution.
>>34577098i wish i didn't have it but its not a constant pain so it kinda makes me feel like billy badass when its over. or like the hellraiser monsters.
>>34577106Nice to be able to find a silver lining.
>>34577035it's a hottie from an old video game
>>34577105Brain fog is def a depression symptom I'm just saying.And I know doctors are full of shit and won't test you until you have to go to the ER but my gut instinct is that you're focusing on the wrong thing.
>>34577108Niggas in the 90s really saw a jumble of pixels and were like argh I'm gonna coom
told myself i wasn't going to think about her today and then jerked off to the thought of her (twice) award
>>34577107thnx babe
>>34577111Having an imagination is great.
>>34577019i can post one in 24 hrs when i'm back in town where my computer is but i'll also be not bored in a hotel anymore so i'll probably forget>>34576821i can't help but say Based.
>>34577104if you found yourself a gf who loved you as you are now would you still want to lose the weight?
>>34577111yes actually, but *especially* for fallout.>be me>in the 90s>2005 to be exact>full download fallout 2 off the disc from a friend so I don't need the disc anymore>HDD cranking miserably away to load a map on the family computer>Pentium 4 at 211F heating up the summer attic>talk to jumble of pixels>she's the farmer's daughter>since I'm only 13 and a good boy just RPing a man, I'm innocent and nice as possible to her>I get a text blurb about how she jumps my dick for being so nice>heart racing>hear mom thump something downstairs>panick>slam my thigh into the side of the computer, it burns me>argh I'm gonna coom>character shotgun wedding to farmer's daughter in-game>can't get the idea of mind-blowing, raunchy sex in the desert dirt out of my head>steal grandpas porno mag later because I can't fucking look at the ones I've collect in-game
>>34577123nta but slightly similar situationyes because it's not just about finding a wife it's about not having a heart attack in my 40's or 50's like some of my fat uncles. I should learn from their mistakes, not repeat them.
>>34577126whats your weight?
>>34577123Mhm. Like even if I became fully affirmed and self secured as a person, then there's still the impetus of everything: the health diagnosis that showed that the weight was taking its first steps into being a serious health issue. I wanna live a long enough life, and I can really hope for that while my weight starts with a 4Although I always expect to be at least somewhat fat, if only enough to avoid skinsag and such. I just want my health, my dick, and to wear nicer clothes. After that, any remaining gut is less important to deal with.
Should I put my paid cooking and Mandarin classes on hold for a month just to buy this? Please advise
Moids, why haven't you played Wuchang Fallen Feathers yet? It's an amazing soulslike
Euro hours truly are cancer
>>34577152Single player soulslikes aren't worth playing
>>34575769> Arrive July 2027Fuck no
>>34577156 meant for >>34577149
>>34577154you are racist
>>34577152The problem with soulslike is that they are not a souls game, not moid though
After last night, I'm officially done with nightclubs forever. It's one thing to be too shy to approach women, it's another to be rejected and humiliated when you try. I can't take it.I've accepted my fate. I'm content with being alone forever
>>34577173Do you have like street bar nearby, I’ve met a lot of people that way
>woman posts something hot on social media>she somehow in passing mentions being a mother>good for her, but immediately lost all interest in ever seeing anything ever again and block her account
>>34577174It's mostly just boomers that go to those small ones
>>34577178Different for different places I guess
>>34577187Even if there were women my age, they'd usually be sitting at the bar, and the second any man walks up to them, the bartender immediately tells you to leave her alone and fuck off
>>34577149No>>34577152Not much of a gamer, Im ok with casually playing decade+ old games like for a couple of weeks out of the year
>>34577100What I’ve learned is that most people don’t have common sense, struggle with self reflection, and everything matters, you don’t care because you don’t care. Silly goof
>>34577189Weird. Where are you from?
>>34577192Africa
>>34577192Ignore other guy This is my experience in The Caucasus (Georgia, Armenia)
It’s hard not to let a relationship define me
>>34577196Do you have friends?
>>34577199YesOften times girls will be receptive to them but not me :/
>>34577201Time to broaden your social circle, or dating apps. Cast a big net and all that
>>34577196Just buy a wife from Dagestan
I wish I were a woman
Women, rate current Henry Cavill out of 10
>>34577208Too beefy for my taste, 9/10
>go on date with girl>was nice, got high together and slept over, didn’t fuck>go on 2nd date>drink>fuck>sleep>fuck>go on 3rd date>basically fuck >today she cleans my apartment and carWtf is happening
>>34577105I have to agree they all sound like symptoms of depression to me. Is it possible you have an issue around sex (can be related or unrelated to your chronic illness) that makes sexuality specifically loaded? Libido tends to get nuked if sex triggers really negative shit (crippling shame, self-hatred, feelings of guilt or loneliness) even if physically everything works for you to have a drive. You don't mention it but if you still see this, I wonder, do you think of sex in passing when you see women you find attractive? Do you enjoy sexual fantasies/daydreams for their own sake? Do you watch porn or masturbate? If your solo sex life seems healthy, it is more likely to me that there is something about sex that is difficult for you than something with your hormones. Also just saying and obviously just guessing but I would expect a guy with low T to not describe his lack of desire as being "too anxious to enjoy sex" or "struggling" with it. I would expect it to sound more like just not seeing the point/finding it boring, enjoying it fine but not wanting it "all the time" etc. Typically people with a genuinely low sex drive do not experience that as a problem (emotionally, it can be different rationally), it just feels like the rest of the world keeps pushing the topic tirelessly beyond what makes sense.
>>34577208Beautiful man, beautiful body, beautiful face. But rating is just weird, he is obviously really impressive visually, but I don't necessarily think he would catch my eye in a group either. Doesn't rating someone 9/10 or something imply you also find them especially attractive?
>>34577216You fucked her good, now she feels loved up (whether or not she actually already fell in love) and that kicks her into nurturing mode. For the record, if you want this to be a casual thing, definitely discourage her from these type of acts.
>>34577219She let slip that she loved me before I fucked her good, I think. > definitely discourage her from these type of acts.Why? We did talk about it and I think we said it was a situationship type of thing. I get a decent amount of attention but I lock in on my current partner when I have them
>>34577222>We did talk about it and I think we said it was a situationship type of thing.Maybe she was trying to play it cool, maybe she meant it at the time, but obviously she has more feelings now.>Why? Because this is no longer the benefits part of FWB, she is purely doing this because she has more feelings for you. If you allow her to do it, chances are you will give her hope that you will start seeing her value as a life partner too. Or she will just feel used when you start dating someone else - "oh so I was good enough to cum inside and cook and clean for you, but now you found someone worthy of everything you have to offer". That is not necessarily fair to you but I imagine it is a scenario you want to avoid one way or another. You can compare it to a guy starting to buy gifts for his FWB and her accepting them while knowing she will not want to date him in time. She isn't wrong for it but it will probably make it emotionally a lot uglier when she does cut it off.
>>34576032Chat, is he actually right?https://youtu.be/sq3fvBnQYuU
>>34577196>The Caucasus (Georgia, Armenia)You got some really pretty pale women.
>>34577208tiny fucking shoulders and too much chest and biceps, p standard muscle imbalance for gym bros, i suspect PEDs play a factor too
>>34577225Where I live it is very common for women to wear no or barely any make up and it does not keep guys from being interested. That is just a matter of what you are used to, but men are not unattracted to bare-faced women naturally.I do think the whole "women are objectively more beautiful than men" is also cultural and subjective and the pic you posted is right that this was viewed exactly opposite by the ancient Greeks, they considered men beautiful and women sexy but lumpy/unelegant.
>>34577225MI have no idea how women are straightI think 95% of men are fucking ugly
>>34577224Ah, I gotcha. That’s actually quite cute. I’m definitely not opposed to dating her, she has a lot of qualities I like in a person (beyond the cleaning and cooking and such). We’ll see how it goesIf you’re you, kinda funny how much has changed in one year. Still paying it forward
Who is the most beautiful person you've seen this week?
>>34577231Holy shit anon, that is amazing. I am me and you made my weekend, I am really happy for you! Even your written posts sound so much more mellow and at ease. I hope you recognize that and feel a lot more comfortable with yourself but it does come across that way. And how lovely, yeah, if you are open to dating her it's a wholly different story and just let her fuss over you as much as she wants. Keep paying it forward and I wish you all the best with her or anyone else!
>>34577231>If you’re youWhomst'd've?
>>34577233Yeah, I do feel a lot better. Thank you, very much. I hope you have a lovely weekend >>34577234A good soul who sat with me in a very bad place
>>34577236JH?
>>34577237No, that’s not JH
>>34577238Swiss?
>>34577232Him
>>34577240Swiss isn’t a good soul, and no
>>34577242That rules out ENTJ, Gary, MKG, QT, Sarge, Whorra...
The mystery nigga...
I hate being in love, and I hate him
>>34577208Genuinely 10/10
>>34577242catposter?
>>34577252No? Cat poster is giga autistic and self centred
>good soulI don't think it's any namefag
>>34577254You mean kittenposter? They're nice tho
>>34577227ok his shoulders aren't tiny but the rest stands
>>34577250Date me instead to make him jealous
>>34577256>niceWubba Lubba dub-dub
>>34577263Moid jealousy scares me
Have you ever have some sex in public?
>>34576459left. i've always liked a long, graceful neck on a gal
I don't want small children around men with big penises. I fear that rape will happen.
>>34577285Really? I doubt a child could overpower a man and rape him.
Women, what are your experiences with this type of male man?
>>34577287None, thank god
>>34577287this has been an archetype for too long
Cinnamon Toast Crunch has destroyed the spirit and love that is America. Now, we are all suffering.
>>34577290Thank that Guardian Anon I sent to look after you
>>34577250Why?
Glowing thread right now. Nice try on fishing responses. Not today, not today.
>>34577281The only "public" sex I've had is in cars in empty parking lots at night.
>>34577301Idk what psychotic break you’re going through but you should figure your shit out
>>34577281pepper sprayed genitalia
>>34577301Are you referring to this >>34577293 post?
>>34577301>fishing responses>on what's basically a QnA threadHuh?
>>34577303When I was sleeping some bad people came into my room and disemboweled my brain through my nostrils. Then they inserted their own cybernetic replacement brain that they could program through remote control. The replacement brain synchronised with my nervous system and is now controlling my erections. They are sending voices to my head that are telling me to go publicly masturbate in a park and make families watch. These sick bastards need to stop. But they say they will kill me if I don't masturbate in public!
>>34577308A pleasure as always
Gel pens have been activated. Do not allow cow dung in the swimming pool. A Hershey's Chocolate Kiss has been left on your doorstep.
We know who you are and you smell of wee.Then again, you've always been disgusting. Is that why you are now taking it between the cheeks?
>>34577310I've read the Monday papers. There will be peas for dinner Tuesday.
Schizo hours are so fucking weird man
>>34577281FYes. Didn’t get caught in public, but I was caught through a window from across the street, whops.
State genderDo you think that the belief in an afterlife makes it more likely or less likely for someone to commit suicide?
>>34577316Who do you think it is?
>>34577088Get some adjustable dumbbells and do a few reps each day in the morning with the heaviest weight you can
>>34577297He's a dumb coward and keeps messing with me
>>34577318Depends on what kind of afterlife they believe in. I don't believe in one.
>>34577318MLess likely, all religions abhor suicide
>>34577287I’m goth but I don’t have any experience with that very specific type of goth guy. Love the mustache though
>>34577318It may be a sin but wouldn't a loving father open his arms for me
>>34577324They just rename it to martyrdom. Besides plenty of them have ritualistic suicides
>>34577329That’s not the same suicide that was being implied in the question, imo. A personal death is abhorred for many different reasons. Abrahamics treat it like blasphemy (throwing the gift of life away) and the Buddhists think it’s low iq. Death by asceticism isn’t the same as huffing carbon monoxide
I'm a white guy with blonde hair, and I got rejected by Chinese and even Filipina girls. Granted this was in western countries, but still. JBW is bullshit
MenHow do you want your first time to go?
>>34577335MLess of me licking her asshole and more fucking her like I meant it
>>34577318FWe don’t have to think, we know there are less suicide. It’s not exactly the belief in the after life. Religious group have more social outreach, combined with religious rules and morals around suicide. However! This only apply if you are approved by the religion or religious groups, if you are lgbt or leftist or believe in basic science you may be considered non religious so therefore it doesn’t “count”. And we know religion contributes to suicide for ousting certain groups
>>34577335Me pretending it's not my first time and her not noticing
Why don't Asian women want me???
>>34577341They have realised how creepy yellow fever scrotes are
>>34577334What is JBW
>>34577343Just be whiteIt's a meme that even chopped white guys can get decent non-white gfs. It's basically BBC energy but for white people
>>34577334The ones who can afford to travel aren't true Asians. Of course, the rich ones have options in the West.
Men, how confident are you in your ability to pack for a week long trip?
>>34577342kill yourself
>>34577348Interesting reaction
>>34577347I know from experience that I can do it in 20min and am pretty space-efficient
>>34577322What he doOr tell him to stop?
>>34577347Takes like 15min to pack for several months. My time is usually spent choosing between a backpack or a roller
>>34577347What's there to pack?Just a week's worth of shirts, underwear, and then half of that in pants and socks. Then just throw in a bag with all your toiletries, then bring a backpack with misc stuff, and you're good to goWhat's so complicated?
>>34577354Ok onebagger I see you
Asian women should be happy that people like me are willing to visit their shitty dystopian societies and help their economy grow. They owe us.
>>34577355You may be one of the rare men who has a good understanding of what a week's worth of clothes actually is
>>34577355>half of that in [...] socksUh...
>>34577359Or, you are just choosing to date retarded men and reject nice men like me. It's funny how you foids always do this projection thing on all men when it's solely because of your dating choices.
I like him so much
>>34577347Packing for a week long trip needs confidence?Depends on the purpose of the trip, I guess, and where I'm going.
>>34577359It’s not rare, you are being retarded
>>34577335As long as i get hard and she gets wet and i can go inside her that would be good enough.
>>34577335Spectacularly amazing.
>>34577318MWith out anything really to base the answer on, I don't think it makes a difference. When it comes right down to it, primal survival instinct is what keeps most people with suicidal ideation from going through with it. Is what I think.
>>34577360Assuming they don't get wet or whatever, you can reuse socks several days in a row. It's not like you'll usually be in a situation where people are looking at, let alone smelling, your socks
>>34577316When is it *not* schizo hours on atoga?
>>34577318M (women can't give a high iq answer here) Good question. 1st century christians would commit suicide a lot or beg romans to kill them so they get to heaven quicker. They would ask the romans to end them. The romans would say "you have rope, go do it yourself".This was recognized as a problem by theologians soon after. Now that bug in the programming is fixed and christians think they go to hell if they kill themselves.To answer your question. Belief in an afterlife makes you less likely to kill yourself, but the person believing that shit is more likely to be mentally unstable and may kill themselves anyway.
>>34577358Please don't come back, weeaboo
>>34577369Bruh, don't be a fool. Just pack a separate pair of socks for each day. Pack an extra pair just in case. They won't take up that much room, and you won't run the risk of having your feet feel gross.
>>34577361I don't date moids, you can't even pack the correct amount of underwear
>>34577372
>>34577377So why are you here? Do you realize what this thread is for, tiny brained foid? Say thank you to men for teaching you how to read and write, and for giving you rights.
Women are so fucking hot, now we just need to work on them becoming good people and we'll be gucci.
>>34577381Islam figured it out. The female creatures just won't respect you if you're nice to them.
>>34577379Butthurt larperHow often do you go to church
>>34577382They don't respect you either, evil anon
>>34577383I do not engage in live action role playing
>>34577362What is he like?
>>34577384They don't respect 99% of men, you dumbass.As our Emperor said:>They'll let you do anything if you're famous, grab them by the pussy
>>34577388I recognise only one emperor
>>34577384Ironically, if that anon actually was evil, they probably would respect him or at the very least fear him, which in womanese is the same thing as respect.
>>34577394You are very evil too?
IceCream time
>>34577402Yah, I'm a boyboss manipulator.
>>34577407Ice cream?I scream
what makes a woman want to suck dick? Isn't it kinda uncomfortable for the woman?
It is very selfish that women don't want to share their body with me
>>34577386That's even worse
>>34577412Porn or a degradation thing I guess
>>34577407
>>34577412my ex did it because deep throating my 8" penis was less uncomfortable than me uncoordinatedly (i was 17, hadn't developed finesse yet) smashing my dick into her cervix
>>34576187My ex could hold a bottle of shampoo under a single boob. God I miss her
>>34577232Myself in the mirror xoxo
>>34577412it's a lot less messy than getting coom all over me
"I used to have such shitty taste in men but now I've found you anon"
>>34577439til you get throat cancer
>>34577442I'll just get a throatectomy
>>34577440How can you have shitty taste on something that is shitty by default
>>34577442If jizz gives you cancer, I'm much more worried about breast cancer :/
>>34577439Just take it up your other holes, it's not the only option
>>34577440And?
>>34577446because you've had men bust a nut onto your tits more than anywhere else on your body?
Me after femanon took my virginity out if pity and have me herpes: Totally not worth it.
>>34577450That didn't happen
>>34577449Yes.
>>34577451No it did not. it is just a story of mine. A story I made up. My head is full of them.
>>34577454Kek, anon can't catch a break even in his own head
>>34577455Welcome to my life
>>34577387:)
>>34577454Can you make up something more interesting? Like a story about fucking bpd e-girls?
>>34577460Maybe next month I am exhausted right now. Writing is hard.
>>34577440Used to?
>>34577460It needs to be realistic
Why do reports of savage killings involving white victims evoke such strong positive emotions in me, even though I am categorically not a racist? If the cases are about other ethnicities, I feel sad as hell.
>>34577470Tribalism. Humans are like that. Vindictive petty fools.
>>34577460>>34577466Like craving the rawest form of love? Like longing to rest my head on his chest while I confess my deepest emotional pulls to him as I trace his veins with my nails? Whispering to him sweet nothings about how elated my heart is by being able to smell him? But the bpd baddie thread is down the hall..
>>34577470jealousy probably
Is a woman any good if she can't cook? My mother could cook why can't you cook as good as her? I will compare her cooking to my mothers all the time.
>>34577474I prefer the pity sex ones they hurt less and seem more realistic
>>34577477you can just learn to cook like any other skill
>>34577484Not me. I don't enjoy cooking
>>34577481Well.. I don't get sex so best I can do is real life.
I broke my penis
>>34577490might as well cut it off, anon
Is it normal to like someone so much? I feel sick what if it ends
>>34577496It passes
>>34577486what about fishing you can be the family fishing person
>>34577496You get over it eventually. Something could even happen that causes you to get over them instantly.
>>34577502>Something could even happen that causes you to get over them instantly.Like what?
I like Shrek, they don't make ugly representation movies anymore
>>34577507Isn't that a movie about a jewish guy stealing a girl from aryans?
>>34577512Shrek isn't jewish
>>34577477I know I shouldn't conform to patriarchal standards about being a homemaker, but I can cook circles around your mom.
>>34577504Something that makes you realize they aren't who they said they were. If you realize the person you were attracted to doesn't actually exist, it's easy to get over them.
>>34577507Shrek was actually handsome though
>>34577496Oh, yeah. I used to just cry randomly and sometimes get so nauseous at the thought of my partner leaving me that I would actually throw up. It goes away for the most part.
I wish I had someone to watch backrooms with me
>>34577515Esoterically he is. What do you think revenge of the nerds is about?
>>34577518While green?
How do I hit on a man?He's my neighbor. I've been trying to woo him but I have no game and all I could do were very cheap attempts to make him horny. Like bending over in front of him and trying to subtly flash him but it didn't work. How do I actually hit on him in a non-cringe way?
>>34577516Maybe. I won't say you can not until I try your cooking. >>34577501Fishing? No the fish and the bait smell.
>>34577524Literally get in his way. And have something to say.
>>34577524Walk up and say hello, wanna go out
>>34577520Did they leave you
>>34577521Are you in Ljubljana? We can go together.
>>34577523yeah, just not handsome for human standards. He could get so much ogre pussy if he went to the swamp parties
>>34577529>LjubljanaAm not :(
>>34577521I'm going with my family
>>34577532Bummer:( I'm sure you will find friends some time I hope I will too
>>34577529Ts does not sound real bro
>>34577529>serbNote taken
>>34577526>And have something to sayBut what?>>34577527Isn't that too direcrt?
>on leaker website>some dude goes around calling every single woman a whore, even those without any nudes>he is also into trannieslol
>>34577538Ask for insta or phone number.
>>34577537what did the serbs do?
I need to I need you
>>34577542Rape and murder as always
You will commute on a bus. That is how you are going to learn.And oh, you are going to learn today.
>>34577541He has no insta account and I do have his phone number, he's my neighbor
How do I make someone
>>34577537What the fuck? I am not a Serb do not insult me.
>>34577532The home of Slavoj Zizek and Laibach. Slovenians are artistically rude and I adore it.
>>34577521Your life is a back room. One big, back room.
>>34577555I know that guy he has the song about cutting the balls
>>34577549What do you want from him
>>34577563I want him to be my bf
we should burn avoidant people as fuel
>>34577565I agree they do nothing of worth.
>>34577565Stop being so insecure
>>34577558it is not big ok and there is no need to throw it in my face
>>34577569lol.
>>34577564Have you texted him before
>>34577565that word has no meaning anymore
>>34577550Plap
>>34577566energy vampires>>34577574like hell it doesn't
>>34577565Avoidance is curable
Women are kinda lame nglBut they make my dick hard
>>34577565Would you date an avoidant who clearly communicated boundaries when they need time to themselves?
>>34577580yeah any communication at all would be cool
>>34577576>being social makes you a vampireThe only vampire is you the way you hide in your hole
>>34577578some women are unbelievably lame, but I like women as a whole>>34577584I think you completely misread my post
>>34577583ReallySo if they said they didn’t want to talk or see you for 4 days a week at least, for the foreseeable future, that’s playable?
>>34577580Nta. If they also initiated and accepted repair, yeah. It's ok to need breaks to regulate yourself, or to be alone at times.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
>>34577587eh, maybe not if that's something I should expect to happen regularly. that doesn't sound sustainable for me.i could certainly be friends with someone like that but not their lover
>>34577585Most likely I havw
Where have all the good men gone...
>Doesn't want to be my friend >Doesn't want to date me>K then I'll avoid him >Gets mad at me anyway What tf is his problem, what does he want from me x_x
>>34577589fucking what
>>34577594my respawn timer is still ticking srry
>>34577594>>34577595>>34577596One of these is a man
>>34577470Based
>>34577595zex
>>34577110If it is depression then no doctor or therapist I’ve had has ever diagnosed it in years which is concerning in its own way >>34577217Some of that is true for me though. When I dated my last gf, we didn’t have sex for 5 months, it bothered her a lot. It didn’t bother me that much at all. we had a lot of issues and I did not fee horny around her at all and she would berate me for it. Generally I can masturbate okay, because it’s the in the privacy of my room and I won’t get judged for lasting too long/ending too fast. I lose my erection just as quickly as I get it. Sometimes I’ll feel horny start looking at porn then not feel horny any more. I’m not sexual with women unless they make the first move and cleanly show interest in me, so generally I don’t have sexual thoughts about random women. I got my total T level checked last spring and it was 515. But as I read more, total T doesn’t give you the whole picture you really need to be tested for many things at once (total t free t albumin prolactin SHBG etc) which is what lead me to this expensive test, since the total T Test was only $60 but doesn’t give the full picture
>>34575755someone on /atoga/ told me to bake cookies and I did.I messed it up pretty bad, why is baking so hard?
Men how often do movies make you cry?
>>34577594>>34577595Fuck off, retards.
>>34577565Fuck you
>>34577608Post recipe, I can help you troubleshoot
What's better? Wmbf, wmaf, wmwf, or wmlf?
>>34577610Fuck you, anxious preoccupied jerks
>>34577609Why would I tell you what movies and shows made me cry? So that you can call me names? Find men for your regularly scheduled humiliation rituals elsewhere.
>>34577321I do strength training 2x a week at the gym but having home dumbbells may help out a lot more
>>34577615Got the pesky foid fatigue.
>>34577614You are completely lost if you have to ask that question
>>34577611boo hoo bitch try not being a shitty person
>>34577609Never
>>34577609I don't really watch movies that make you cry but sometimes there is a scene that hits me randomly. I am kinda soft. The only movie that make me uncontrollably cry was inside out
>>34577565Who is we?
>>34577626humans with souls
>>34577609Very rarely. I watched Spirited Away the other day and it got a little misty eyed. I can't remember any before that
>>34577615this you: jerks >.<
I wouldn't mind sharing my flaccid shrivelled up penis. But a boner is a no no.
>>34577612Okey so the recipe is: 200g Sugar2 eggs1tsp vanilla55g butter225g dark chocolate 95g flour2 tsp cocoa powder1 tsp baking powderSo the thing is that the ingredient measurements I did might've been a bit wonky ( also, I just noticed that it says teaspoon [tsp] instead of tablespoon [tbsp] )Only thing I changed was that I put vanilla sugar instead of vanilla extract I put it on the baking paper, and I noticed that it was leaking everywhere, and that it wasn't keeping its shape, so I decide to put it into a muffin shape thing.When I take it out, it's rock hard, almost inedible.
>>34577623Who hurt your feelings sweaty?
>>34577577how so? i imagine the only way is for other people to stop enabling the behavior
I want to paint
>>34577636a person with an avoidant attachment style obvs you silly goose. fee fees devastated
when hes a little gay
why do women always tell me when they've pooped like a toddler? Sometimes it's followed by some weird faggy dance.It's weird when grown women over 27 do this.I dismiss it, but I don't want to. It hints at some weird absence of self awareness.Can you please explain this?
>>34577649To make you laugh
I feel sofa king we Todd ed
>>34577634That's a bit weird. Your batter probably needed a bit more flour and/or chilling but I don't get why they turned out hard. Do you think you overbaked them?
>>34577653what'd you do retard
Women, would you date a professional athlete, knowing full well he will probably cheat on you while his team plays on the road?
>>34577656I summoned the mega chicken
>>34577653Huhuhu, you said funny ting
>>34577643Not their fault your brain craves chaos and uncertainty
I want to jerk off
>>34577659Hu hu
>>34577653yor sofa king gor geous
>>34577643Rent free
>>34577660it IS their fault if they're an adult and still refusing to correct this behavior
>>34577637Therapy
>>34577666*blushes*
>>34577658billywitchdoctor.com??? waow
>>34577528No, but I was scared they would.
>>34577670i'll believe it when i see it. i've read that it helped some but it didn't seem to help the one i know
>>34577669What behavior, getting away from your anxious drama?
>>34577675My chest hurts why is it so intense
>>34577679>but it didn't seem to help the one i knowHow so?
>>34577614Wmwf obviously.Race mixing is fucking weird.
>>34577681Do you have abandonment issues too?
>>34577680i have a secure attachment style ackchooallygetting strung along is exhausting
I LOVE DOG! AND HORSE! AND SPIDER! AND MOTH!
I'm horny!
>>34577686>i have a secure attachment styleLol. Lmao even
Femanons, is it possible for a man's hand to be excessively veiny to the point that it's no longer attractive? I feel like mine are too veiny.
>>34577690i dew tho
>>34577653Perhaps! But when I first took them out, the batter was still slimy, I waited around 5 more minutes and they just turned rock solid :,d
need a girl that smokes cigarettes to suck my cock
>>34577688I don't like horses, but yes to the rest.
>>34577693Meant for >>34577654
>>34577695You don't NEED cigarettes to suck a cock, anon.
>>34577696Cool.
>>34576858Things can be cute other than me. Idgi
>>34577685I don't know probably.
>>34577691Yeah, when you have blood thinner old man hands.
I've started brushing my teeth more regularly. Up to twice a day now
>>34577697What does this mean?? (I'm the person who posted the recipe.)
>>34577657No. I would have to keep him in an electronic chastity device and that's too much.
>>34577691it's not something i focus on so don't have much of an opinion, they're probably fine though anon.>>34577657nope, same reason i wouldn't date a musician who goes overseas to tour or someone who travels regularly to other countries for work . those kind of people should just date other people who regularly travel as well (not me lol).
Both genders. Is kissing supposed to feel amazing? If not leading up to something sexual it just feels kind of meh to me most of the time.
>>34577691Yeah, excessive bulging makes me think of roids and high blood pressure. Not really an attractive look
>>34577580>Would you date an avoidantNope.I want a relationship, not a "you'll hear from my secretary (me) in a week".
>>34577634Aren't you usually supposed to use baking powder with baking soda?Baking powder is just powdered acid. Baking soda makes the poofy.
>>34577704*licks your 4rm*
>>34577714hahaha yeah
>>34577715I'm not quite sure, this is a very rare attempt to actually bake something. I'll try something else later, and will get a better recipe. Maybe an apple pie or something, those are very yummy.
>>34577712Is this excessive?
>>34577693Adjust moisture in your batter, chill it, make sure the temperature isn't too hot and probably bake the cookies for slightly less
My bag is whistling
Moids, have you ever considered that your problems being successful in dating and finding a girl to be a in a relationship with is you are being too cheap?https://archive.is/QtkjnThe average date is now $205, and you if you are only spending that even you are basically being average. Average is not going to get you a baddie. You need to up your game. If you are spending less than that, then I'm sorry I don't know what to tell you.
alert male hand thread time alert male hand threat time
>>34577722Not really, unless your entire arm is like that
>>34577728Thanks for convincing me not to date at all. Women are fucking retarded if they think I'm going to spend fucking $200+ on some person I literally don't even know.
>>34577728I don't live in miami
>>34577728If you date down you can smash pussy with McDonald’s dates
>>34577728I will reply to your bait in earnest and say that you can spend hundreds of dollars on a single date and it won’t change shit if she just isn’t into you
I mean baseline logic is whether you want to spend time with someone who only wants to be with you if you pay. No thanks. Just like I'm sure women don't want to spend time with a guy who is only with them if they put out it's just not a good person to be with. Honestly, just filter women that way. If she attacks you for being cheap and filters you that way you just dodged a fucking whore.
>>34577718whatever this means buddy
maybe this is just my superior intellect speaking but Im starting to think the girl who takes 2 days to reply to a simple message and is always "busy with work" has no intention of meeting me
>>34577708FNot in a physically pleasurable sense, but it should make your heart feel good.
>>34577732No one said you have to spend that much on the first date
>>34577708FI like it, I honestly get more giddy from pecks
>>34577728No, I am anything but cheap when it comes to my partners.
>>34577728If I have to spend $205 usd on a first date, then I'll just fuck an escort and ignore any desire to have a life with a women. I'll encourage any woman in this thread to invest heavily into ai and robotics so they could one day get their ideal boyfriend who could $500 on a first date. Fuck off with this nonsense.
Female anons...
>>34577734If you're attractive and date down she'll pay for you
>>34577742I mean if you have ever been in a relationship you know the "too busy to reply" thing is just bullshit, or "busy with work". Look at your female coworkers and how often they text. They are fucking texting all the time. Unless they are working a low wagie job under the constant watchful eye of a slightly higher low wagie job, this just doesn't pass the smell test.Women are constantly on their phone. I wonder what they even did before smart phones?
>>34577751Every age is young. You just have to get off your ass sad animated girl.
Foidsscale 1-10how often do you feel tit envy and how strong is it?
>>34577152MI've played Dark Souls 1-3 and Elden Ring but I don't know if I want to play non-FROM "soulslikes" Is this one actually good or is it just using a sexy chinese babe to overcome its faults?
>>34577749Reading the article, it's actually $252 if you are a millennial. And that is just average, I mean that is if you are ok just being average.
>>34577728I dont think I've spent over 100 bucks on a date in my life
>no morning wood>not horny to jerk off all day>listen to some ASMR, but none does anything today>just go shower insteadWeird day.Am I dying?
>>34577751this is me just replace the drugs/smokes/alcohol with endless instant ramen packages and no cat just sadness lmao.
Is this that feeling?
>>34577763Are you overweight, femanon?
>>34577761Do you live in West Virginia or are you taking them to Chipotle? Are you not old enough to drink?
Im hungry but can't eat!
>>34577755>I wonder what they even did before smart phones?They’d read novels or magazines, maybe listen to cassettes or CDs. They’d also chat on the phone with other women.
>>34577759nta wukong is great 5/5 if you want to try a non-from soulslike.
>>34577766im balkanese
>>34577765i'm pretty skinny
>>34577762We're all dying anon, some are just dying faster than others.
please god is this real
the one the one the one
Everyone i have something to admit....>Went to the doctor to get a checkup>They decided to do a blood and urine test>The doctor said my kidney was fine but she was a little concerned that there was a little bit of protein in my urineCan you figure out where there was a little bit of protein in my piss? haha....
>>34577774Well then you are probably at least physically healthy.No drugs is a good thing.
>>34577728Most non-chain, local, sit-down restaurant I go to are $20-30 a plate. How the fuck are you ending up at $200? The rollerskating rink is $30 for two even on a non-sale day. Picnic dates are cheap too.
Women, would you let your boyfriend give you a vaginal health test to see how elite your vagina is? Imagine if it came back like Kate's as 100/100 and a Top 1% vagina!https://nypost.com/2026/05/14/health/how-does-your-vagina-rank-the-test-that-can-tell-you/>Tiny Health‘s $249 at-home swab test, which can be taken in less than five minutes, measures biomarkers, detects bacteria linked to bacterial vaginosis and yeast infections and tracks beneficial Lactobacillus alongside disruptive microbes tied to vaginal health and fertility.
>>34577780What do you mean where in your piss? Like where the protein was produced?
>>34577708MNo idea, but if it manipulates the woman, it's good
>>34577781yep. i haven't ever even tried weed. feel a little left behind from everyone else but oh well.
>>34577780Why didn’t you ask the doc
men ? is this true?
>>34577785sorry i meant why* there was a little bit of protein in my piss>>34577788cause i know the reason lol...
>>34577783This post is ironic considering semen disrupts the vagina's ph and often gives bacterial vaginosis kek. If you want to have no "bad" bacteria in there you ought to be a single girl who doesn't have sex.
>>34577789Absolutely. Although i personally do it to my pillows instead
>>34577789That'd hurt, because it's the hardest at that time.>>34577790You just got a creampie.However, then they'd also find other stuff in there.>>34577787Then you got a headstart from all the other depressed people wooo!What's your favourite instant ramen?I don't think I ever had any.
>>34577789No
>>34577757I do not care that much.Unfortunately I have a breast deformity to my knowledge so there's nothing I can really do about it.I have never looked at a woman with larger breasts and went "wow I wish I had those" in my mind. I simply do not care
>>34577789Morning wood is the most unpleasant aspect of my day because I have to empty my bladder but my morning wood won't let me pee.
>>34577790Ok retard. Like I give a shitEnjoy your protein piss or whatever
>>34577795>You just got a creampie.Im a dude...But yes... its because i jerked of like an hour before the check up
>>34577801Can't you just.. get on your tippy toes and lean forward so your penis angles into the toilet bowl?
>>34577782I took a girl who I was really into and who people said she was into me out on a picnic date once and she told all her friends she thought I was cheap. Yeah I'm never doing that shit ever again.I mean I bought all sorts of nice little cheeses and meats and jams, fresh cut up fruit and the fancy Dijon mustard, plus a bottle of wine. I even asked her friend what her favorite grape was, Moscato, so I got a nice $30 bottle of that. I probably spent more than I would have on a dinner date.
>>34577524Literally start a convo with him and say he's looking good that day. What do you like about him in the first place?
>>34577805>Im a dude...Then be the better person and say that.
>>34577791Then how is Kate scoring top 1% then?
WomenHow do you rate him from 1-10?
>>34577806Can't you just hold in your period?
WomenDo you like when men do that hand rubbing thing before hitting on you or kissing you?
>>34577795ty i suppose. and normal instant ramen is just alright but for some rason i am absolutely obsessed with this one shrimp flavored instant ramen, it's good enough that i often (maybe sometimes too much) skip cooking actual real food to just eat that lmao.imo it's a tasty but not particularly good meal replacement.
>men wake up ready to fuckAwesome
WomenHow do you rate him from 1-10? He is the most famous Male ASMR content creator, he is 6'4, built like Thor, and he has a deep British accent.
>>34577814Maleanon is having his period
>>34577815I love being rubbed
>>34577814No I physically cannot, the comment I made was meant to be a joke, you clearly took it very personally. I am sorry for the guys who cannot be bcus of their morning wood tho.
>>34577817We actually do. Morning is or early AM is when it is at it's biggest and hardest, so the cock quality is peak at those times.
>>34577810No idea, either always uses condoms or it's all fake.
>>34577819you already posted this
>>34577811Those are some sad boorgers. He looks pretty feminine to me for a guy, but not ugly.
>>34577816Is it an Asian import?They have Shin Ramyun and a few others at my local Asian shop.>but not particularly good meal replacement.I bet a ton of gluten. lolHow often do you eat them? I hope you don't leave the ramen packages laying around for days...
>>34577811he's cute
>>34577815what hand rubbing thing explain
>>34577819>>34577811>>34577757Please go away.>>34577817Not just ready, but desperate and pre-hornied.
>>34577811Based on his burger?! We looking neggy. Where are the veggies?? No cheese? Not even sauce? I'm more concerned and confused about his meal.
>>34577819Uggo face but british accent, they probably cancel each other out
>>34577807What a hoe
>>34577811Wasnt it confirmed that Peter Thiel was funding him? He's quite literally a psyop...
>>34577817>>34577821is it ovulation week already?
we need designated women who smoke cigarettes. girls need a cigarette arc to be complete.
>>34577826
>>34577831I've seen videos of guys trying to be flirty rubbing their hands before going for the woman or toward the camera.Or like this guy in the webm is doing at 6 seconds.
I often check my zip several times in public scared that I did NOT close it ok NOW is ice cream time I know I said it before but I have moved everything to the new place. I have 20 pairs of shoes I love shoes
>>34577845God i wish i was tall....
>>34577846I have went out with my zip open for several hours.
>>34577848She is just a midget man
>>34577845isn't that some kind of nigger-american thing?
>>34577815Creeper behavior
>>34577845>anon is a social media addicted maleBasically a woman.
>>34577849I did once that is why I check constantly.
>>34577837When was it confirmed? Do people have any proof beyond him just becoming the number 1 eceleb this year very fast and paranoia about palantir?
>>34577850>She>is just>a midget man
>>34577728I've never spent more than $20 on a mealAlthough I don't drink
>>34577853If you consider 4chan social media sure. I found the webm here and never go on tiktok or instagram or wherever this was first uploaded.
what do you do when you're skinnier than your girl?
Women, is she really telling the truth here? Are the options really that bad? Your choice is basically a hot psychopath or a nice guy who can't provide or fuck?
Florida in the Summer is a great time and place for feet fetishists to visit. So many flip flops exposing sinewy soles. So many toes to goon to.
>>34577152I hate soulslike games
>>34577848They will tell you that you're wrong to feel the way you do because they're scared you might be right.
>>34577789yeah
>>34577863thats the goal
>>34577861When I touched down in Heathrow I had to scan my face before going online under UK law. Which means the UK government knows the identity of every single person that uses the 4chan.
>>34577845When I try to be flirty with women I just come across as gay and homosexual coded.
>>34577863I'd rather be skinnier than 'my girl' than be a fat man dating a thin woman.
>>34577873Why?
>>34577791Why have most women I've dated put olive oil and vinegar inside of their vaginas?
I have to go do therapy outside, where should I go?
>>34577874Because if you're thin and dating a fat person you're dating them as a placeholder relationship. You know you have backup options of getting with people thinner than your partner. Dating a fat person is the equivalent of a Human Resources team hiring an underqualified candidate for a job because nobody else applied.
Does anyone else get a random non-sexual erection when petting their cat?
Women need to be more horny
>>34577878Brvtal trvth nvke
>>34577877Trondheim, Norway
>>34577876Never heard of this, but that sounds unhealthy.
>>34577880>non-sexualI hate to tell you this but....
What's the deal with old divorced and retired men in their 60s that cheat on their gay husband with 20 year old college girls?
It looks like a lot of women are sauntering back into this thread now after they were out the last night getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s), their assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips are all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.As you walk of shame back in this fucking thread with smeared makeup, cum dripping, aren't you whores ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Wouldn't your friends be disgusted if they knew your pussy was busted? Won't your boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
>>34577881They are when there is sexual tension present.
We are all expressions of one soul.
>>34577895Go write erotica and self publish it on amazon, no one wants to read your amateur smut on here.
>>34577887Their are putting Apple Cider Vinegar in their vaginas right now because they think it helps balance the PH.
Oh no the chad-obsessed tranner is back
>>34577895I will surgically remove your brain and marinate it in bleach you absolute degenerate
Which of these do you have?>good looking>kind>smart>charismatic>generous>funny>fit
>>34577757None lmao
>>34577896Was there sexual tension present between you and the interrogator who tortured you?
>>34577905None lmao
>>34577907if by me you mean me and by the interrogator my pillow then yes.
>>34577905>good looking8/10>kind6/10>smart10/10>charismatic-10/10>generous5/10>funny8/10>fit1/10
Do you psychically feed upon the screams of the raped?
>>34577789some of the last dreams you'll have as you start to wake up will be those you are having sex with a girl.. and you'll be thrusting in the dream and then wake up to being face down/sideways and thrusting against your bedidk the science behind it but pushing your hard cock against things feels good... and the harder it is the better it feels, it almost tingles in a way... and since you are super hard in the morning it just feels more good
>>34577728At that point I should just get a hooker, right?
guys please help me im binging harry potter clips and i cant help but google harry potter stuff and look at character pages from the wiki. say what u want but harry potter is some fascinating stuff fr....the hbo show will suck though.
It's common for men to turn other men gay by forcing homosexual behaviors on them, but how common is it for women to turn other women into lesbians by finger raping and tongue raping them?
>>34577916You have autism, bro, nothing wrong with that. Harry Potter was the biggest franchise in media for 30 years for good reason. Whether or not it has any objective artistic quality, it ticks a lot of the Star Wars-esque Hero's Journey boxes that sell really well.
>>34577900It's called reality my friend. That just happened! Shake and bake motherfucker. That cute shy girl you like in Accounting? Chad was deepdicking her last night. She was stuffed and filled out like fresh pastry. Her suspension was fully tested out and thoroughly checked for load bearing capability.
Has anyone else's firefox been crashing a lot lately
WomenHow long is too long for men's hair?
>>34577919So? If a woman I'm attracted to is fucking men who aren't me, and everyone involved is a consenting adult, that's her prerogative. I don't have any control over that and wanting to control her sex life would be mentally unhealthy. What's also unhealthy is your obsession with this.
Women, I don't believe most of you are actually attracted to men at all. Can you post an example of what you believe to be a 10/10 male?
>>34577922If he looks like he's protesting against The Vietnam War, I want nothing to do with him.
>>34577878Depends on the person. Body shape is important to me so I don't really care too much if her stomach is flat, is toned, has abs, or has some belly sticking out because I kind of like all of them. I wouldnt date an obese women with an unfortunate shape though. I still have my limits.
>>34577896what about sexual torsion?
How common is it actually that in your youth you got a crush that remained unresolved, and as a result your whole "type" changed to be that person? You only get attracted to someone now if that someone really reminds you of them and anyone even having the same style or wearing similar clothes can trigger attraction when normally it's hard for you to get attracted to anyone.
>>34577867Depends on how flexible her preference is. If race is a must then she'd probably pick the 5'2" white guy.
>>34577905Good looking and fit. Male. Funny only over text. IRL probably not.
>>34577930Uhh I mean I'm really into women with sharp features, glasses, and dark hair, which is how my first major crush looked. But if another woman who looks nothing like that shows me attention that I reciprocate I'm happy to go with that too.
>>34577926how many cm/inches is that?
>>34577922He got hair down below his kneesGot to be good looking Because he's so hard to please
>>34577867A 6'5 black dude is the ultimate pussy slayerLook at wilt Chamberlain
>>34577864I'm actually glad I'm settled down now and married. I couldn't imagine dating modern women. It sounds like nightmare fuel.
>>34577925i know someone i consider a personal 10/10 he's a friend of a friend, but i haven't seen him in over a year. we just used to hang out in the same friend group for a while before i moved away. i like to think there was tension between us because both of us seemed to prefer talking to literally everyone else, for me it was just acting aloof tho because that's how i avoid looking nervous when around someone i find attractive lol. he's a 10/10, i don't think he would qualify as a model trying to speak objectively but he has a good and also quite a unique face. in a good way. everyone crashed at my place once (nothing interesting happened) and he forgot a shirt, i definitely did not smell and wear it for a while after they left and i found it.
>>34577815FNo, I genuinely fucking hate it.
Why don't women ever have real hobbies? It's always made up nonsense or derivatives of male hobbies.
>>34577815that shit looks so stupid
WomenWhat would you rate him 1-10. He's a famous internet artist that draws girls with big boobs.
>>34577944Video games are a feminine hobby, go back to chopping logs moid.
>>34577922There is no "too long" imo, as long as it's neat and well groomed (btw pic related absolutely rewired my brain back when I was about 8)
>>34577942sounds like a real winner. kek.
>>34577944Studying murder is literally the most popular female hobby. That says everything about women and their hobbies.
>>34577949that's just how it works sometimes, i have a tough time showing attraction and i think for experienced women it comes more easily
>>34577946you're not a real artist unless you are very skinny
>>34577905FAll but charismatic
>>34577925Beauty does not have much to do with my sexual attraction (or lack thereof). And I'm bi, this applies to both men and women. Give me someone with a wicked grin, a nice voice, a spark in their eyes, and I don't care about the details of their appearance at all.
>>34577930I think it is common, but the power it holds over people tend to lessen when they realize -why- they respond so intuitively to this person. Because once you realize they simply remind you of someone else, it is no longer mysterious and you realize it is fairly arbitrary. It is mostly when people are in denial about how the missed/tragic opportunity still bothers them that they are prone to trying to "correct" it without realizing.
>>34577942It seems like every guy out there who is at least mid will have some creepy weird girl who will be obsessively attracted to him, but not even capable of doing the bare minimum to show interest. Such is life.
>>34577944Nobody knows why you only know boring women, one of my best friends makes puppets out of wood and other materials. I translate poetry for fun. Another of my friends is a fanatic reader to the point where she has once read 250 books in a single year.
>>34577962But I have tried showing interest >:(
>>34577947>hehe yeah I'm a gurrlll that likes to play gammesss xD>oh cool what games do you play?>ummm, dead by daylight, valorant, minecraft, stardew, overwatch, league!!!
Amateur couple porn isn't even hot to watch, it's just demoralizing because it shows you what you'll never have. Anyone else know this feel?
I have a serious thing for girls who wear their hair down but have that extra small braid in there
My ass lips are dry and chapped.
>>34577970If it isn't mobileslop it at least counts as a video game
>>34577971Yeah back when I was single I definitely felt the same way. Either the porn would put me off because it was obviously fake/played up, or it would be actually hot and convincing and then it made me feel like being hungry and watching others eat. I resorted to using fantasy or solo sex videos instead.
State gender. Why did you cheat?
Women:Would you date a man who stutters? I stutter and can't think of a reason that a woman would date me when there are plenty of men out there who don't stutter.
>>34577939Wilt Chamberlain was rich and famous on top being tall.
>>34577962can't argue with the first point ngl. he complimented my looks once but in a sort of non-direct &very roundabout way. but i once afterwards heard him saying he likes being alone, in a relationship sense, not to me but the whole group.
>>34577965>she has once read 250 books in a single year.Lying, or she reads really simple books.
>>34577970I feel like this is a best case scenario for female gamers which makes it even sadder.
>>34577978Sure, I don't see why it matters. Insofar that it feels awkward waiting to wait for you to finish sentences, I am sure that is the kind of thing you would get used to very quickly. After all even among the people that don't stutter, some are quicker and more coherent in their thoughts than others, not like waiting for someone to find the right words is generally rare.
>>34577970>t. troon who plays overwatch and thinks xer is special and resents womenEvery time.
>>34577981She is big on Goodreads and kept track of all of them, including reviewing compulsively and we would discuss any overlap in what we read, I never had her claim she didn't remember something or otherwise got the impression she faked it. Granted I feel in her case it's not really healthy because she really was reading every minute of her free time (and yeah of course there were shorter books and easy genre books in there) but I know she read them all.
>>34577979He wasn't that rich
>>34577988Does she work? I don't see how you would have time to read five books a week if you had a job.
>>34577981Oh there are definitely women out there that read this much. They are mostly antisocial shutins that rarely socialize, and tend to be single genre readers, usually YA or Romance smut. Their apartment or home is a disaster space and they are usually not healthy and mentally unwell.
>>34577992Fuck yeah, this year was even when she was doing her PhD in biomedical sciences. >time to read five books a weekOnly occasionally seeing movies at the cinema, never watching or streaming at home. No going out other than 1-2 weekly dinner dates with friends that last like two hours. No relationship, no pets or other time intensive responsibilities. And then spending all your free time reading, including bringing your kindle to every appointment so if you have to wait for five minutes you can get it out.
>>34577989Probably wealthier than the average Joe at least and he had fame.
She will never talk about me like that
>>34577992These type of women can knock out 5 books over the weekend. I know an RN that reads about this rate, she works 3 12s so has 4 days off a week and she easily pounds out a book a day on her days off.
>>34577989>>34577996He wasn't megarich but he owned his own production company after he retired from Basketball and he was always well off. He lived in Bel-Air so that should tell you all you need to know.
>>34577973>My ass lips are dry and chapped.Use Vaseline
Men saying they have no time to date and women out here reading 250 books a year.
>>34578001>pounds out a book a dayHow long is a book? To me the average novel is like 250+ pages, that's a lot to read in one day. I usually just read 50-100 pages a day, less if the book is difficult.
>>34578010Voracious readers can do a page a minute. So that is 4-6 hours and that book is finished.
>>34578010I'm the other anon but the style is hugely important, as well as how much you like it. I don't come close to my friend but devouring a book up to like 300 pages in a day would also be totally doable for me as long as I liked the book enough and the way it was written invited you to just go on and on and on. Very dense prose packed with historical facts you have to envision to make sense of the bigger picture are very different than stream of consciousness books that can really just grab you in and not let go.
>>34578011When I read I hear the words in my head, apparently to read really fast you need to stop doing that. I can do that sometimes, but it's more enjoyable to go slower.
>>34578011For me it takes a while to read even just a 200-page book because whenever there is a sentence or group of sentences I enjoy I just read them over and over again for a bit.
I read over 600 Harry Potter fanfics a year.
Should i?
>>34578008I also have to regularly exercise and practice art and/or a musical instrument as well as practice a foreign language in addition to reading at least 25 books a year, or else I won't stand out from the crowd.
>>34578013>stream of consciousness booksYou mean like The Sound and the Fury and Mrs. Dalloway?
I thought that would be big news
>>34578027No I mean like Taken by the Werewolf Mafia Boss Billionaire.
>>34578028600 Harry Potter fanfics a year?
>>34578027I read the Wave a year back it was quite amazing
>>34578027Never read Mrs. Dalloway but To the Lighthouse, yeah, absolutely, though from what I remember that's like 150-200 pages. Annie Ernaux is another author that I just really like to take in continuously because it matches the writing style so well and you are eased so nicely from one association to the other.
>>34578034>>34578036I think of Woolf I've read Mrs. Dalloway, The Years, and Between the Acts. She's a good writer. That's right ladies, I appreciate women authors.
>>34578039Rightfully so! I definitely recommend To the Lighthouse as well, I mostly remember it features a scene showing unbridled and pointless joy just to be alone and have the opportunity to let your mind wonder on its own, feeling full of some sort of wordless inspiration, that so far has not been topped to me as more vivid for quietly enjoying your own company.
>>34578039Virginia sure is something else.
>>34578022Should you what
>>34578043Message a certain special person
>>34578041My reading is mostly dictated by what happens to be on the shelf at my local library, sometimes I request books from other branches but mostly I just browse until I find something I've heard of. I'm currently almost halfway through Finnegans Wake which is taking a long time to read.
Is it true that a 5'9" woman with a flat chest is the equivalent of a 5'3" man with a microdick?
>>34578049forgot the name kittenposter
>vow to be the breadwinner and financially support my bf because I like role reversal >he calls me pretty a lot, we are very sexual, and he seems to enjoy my company >has also heavily implied the main reason we're together is because he doesn't want to work a normal jobNow I DON'T want him to work, but is it wrong to feel hurt by that? It's a value we align on, but for some reason knowing that our relationship sort of hinges on it hurts my feelings.Am I just being retarded and my female socialization is coming out? Do men feel like this all the time, valued mainly on income? Is it possible he does like me otherwise?Some notes: he is disabled and could never work full time anyway. We also won't have kids.
>>34578049She will easily find men who desire her.He will not easily find women who desire him.Does it really make you think? Does it really say a lot about society? No.
>>34578051relax sis. he's also a tranny chaser so you tick a lot of boxes for him.
>>34578051Are you sure it wasn't just him joking? Like awkwardly admitting that yeah him not having to work is indeed nice, like it would be for more or less everyone.
>>34578051His job is handling your menstruation cycle
>>34577782This is calculating makeup, clothing, travel, maybe even dating app sub too
>>34577869ngl I prefer it being the opposite
>>34578053>She will easily find men who desire herGay men
>>34578062>maybe even dating app sub tooWell I meet girls at uni, so should I include my tuition in lieu of a dating app sub?
>>34578064Why can't you be nice?
>>34577999How
>>34578065I mean, you did it the cheap way by finding someone along the way of your travels. Some people still travel to other countries to date. *coughcough*
I don't want to go outside or eat
Wish I had a friend like Shrek and Donkey
Why are Americans afraid to go to the library?
Say something nice about men/women
I had an orange and a sandwich for breakfast
>>34578071Me neither I’ve spent the whole day in bed
>>34578074women smell nice and they are nice to me
>>34578070>he didn't fly to Switzerland to find a girlfriendFucking poorfags, enjoy your passport gf or your college gf
>>34578073We are?
>>34578076same, and I still feel tired
>>34578073I have all the books I need right here.*affectionate pats my favorite piracy websites*
>>34578078You should be a little more educated on who the namefags are, newfag
>>34578074Most of them aren't cheaters like you
>>34578074softsmoothsmell goodsquishyI should ask her to dye her hair black... or blonde? urgh..
>>34578079Whenever I mention the library Americans act like it's a crack den full of junkies waiting to knife you.>>34578081I prefer to read physical books.
>34578074sybau troon
i like you allah
How do i tell my pregnant gf that im worried all of the trash food she’s eating will affect the baby without her ripping my head off
I feel asleep in her embrace but when I woke up she was gone
>>34578082I was worried some people might misinterpret my greentext being directed at BV, but I assumed you were all smart enough to know better. I should've replied to both posts though.
>>34578085>I prefer to read physical books.I can respect that, but for me the freedom of reading anything anytime anywhere is more important than the paper feel in your hands.
>>34578074Most of them aren't attention whoring cheaters like you
>>34578088if you care for your child you will tell her
I need to get birth control I cannot. Have a baby right now.
>>34578091meds
>>34578096Where’s the fire
>>34578083>>34578094…
What video games do men play besides pedoshit like pragmata?
>>34578088I would go the other way and start by just offering and making her healthy snacks. If you offer something healthy and she refuses one too many times, tell her she needs to get good stuff for the baby. I don't think an intervention style confrontation is likely to result in more than her knowing deep down you're right, feeling guilty, and getting defensive and emotional. Plus there is a chance she is already aware of it enough herself that she is long glad to run with it when easy alternatives are offered and no hard conversation turns out to be necessary.
>>34578098fire?
>>34578074Some of them have really nice tits
>>34578100I just started playing Mass Effect for the first time.Wish me luck.
>>34578100path of exile 2 f2p this weekened login
I am going outside to watch backrooms then obsession. Wish me luck
>>34578100Bioshock 1 and 2The Last of Us (Part 1)Telltale's The Walking DeadIcoResident Evil IV
>>34578099Don't play coy, shitstain
>>34578109Biocock
>>34578104Nta>I just started playing Mass Effect for the first time.Huh. Odd. I just finished the trilogy for the first time a few weeks ago.>Wish me luck.Buena suerte.
>>34578091hate it when that happens :(
>>34578100I only sports titles because I'm a sportsfag
>>34578107Cool, I've already seen Obsession but I'm waiting until half price Tuesdays to see Backrooms.
>>34578100I don't even know what that game is about but considering all /v/ talks about is the little girl, I don't think I care
>>34578100Isn't that a game about a pregnant woman? Are you really that insecure about male fantasy?
Women whats a scary thing that moids do that isn't violence or aggression
>>34578119Follow me for over a mile
>>34578120Is this real
>>34578119Do you mean something that is not violent or aggressive but is a red flag for those? Because I can't think of anything "scary" that is neither aggressive/violent or implying he might get aggressive or violent.
>>34578100>What video games do men playUsually strategy games or rpgs. A few action rpgs for loose fun.I liked High on Life for the humor.Blue Prince for the challenge.>besides pedoshit like pragmata?Everything I've seen has been wholesome as fuck. I'm not saying there isn't pedoshit out there but the presence of a child is not the same thing as sexualizing a child. There's fully adult characters that I consider to be more pedoshit than what I've seen of pragmata.
I'm weirdly perfect
>>34578121Men are deranged
Books are cool and all, but I prefer to stimulate my senses.https://youtu.be/mGYmiQkah4o
>>34578119when he treats me with respect, nothing is scarier than that
>>34578100Yakuza / Like a Dragon
>>34578100I may have shit taste, but at least it's not pedo taste.
>>34578128books are very stimulating though
>>34578101Thanks
Hi girlies! I think my coworker like me, only im not entirely sure. We exchange long glances, she always has an excuse to talk to me and lately she's been getting more touchy (not inappropriately or creepily). Just yesterday she was telling me my haircut looks "cute" on me and when I said I thought the barber was hitting on me she said she wasn't surprised. Then she called me just as I got home to talk about some work related bullshit but it really felt more like an excuse to talk to me. Her voice was all soft and shit. So does she like me or just being friendly?
>>34578120I was walking to my parked car! I'm not a creep!
>>34578128what about some Agatha Christie?
>>34577807>Yeah I'm never doing that shit ever again.why not? it seems to have successfully filtered out an incompatible partner. also why would she even agree to a picnic date if she wasn't interested in one?
I too am going to a movie.
My life is the movie
>>34578100I am currently playing Warhammer Total War III and Mount and blade Warband
>>34578141What movie?
Have you ever been so happy your chest hurts?
>Out of nowhere, my brain is trying to Monday morning quarterback some girl I screwed up my chances with 8 months agoWhy am I like this? I just want to move on.
my other me is is my worst enemy
>>34578145Also Obsession.
>>34578084Do not ask a female to dye her hair unless you have seen the temporary solutions first, dumb moids. Wigs can be thrown away. Making your gf want to shave her head is abusive.
>>34578146that happened to me once when my gf dumped me, no I wasn't happy at all
My life is less a movie and more like a shitty harem romcom manga where nothing is actually allowed to progress despite the absurd levels of fanservice that have occurred.
>>34578146What's the occasion?
>>34578142My life is a party, My home is the club.
I love my life
I want a pet eagle
>>34578156A hawk would be better size and all.
Gender + How clean is your house?
M>post anything on my story>get 0 to 2 likes>post a picture with a girl on my story>get 20 likes (mostly by other girls)What do the women mean by this?
Would you house a jew in Nazi germany?
>>34578159FClean but my roommates trash it constantly
>>34578159MAs clean as the expensive maid that cleans it so pretty clean
>>34578159not very clean...
>>34578150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pkoWdeE5wg#t=226
>>34578161If I knew them
>>34578160Bitches be crazy
>>34578159My room is adherent to minimum standards
>>34578161I an a contrarian so yeah
>>34578161I'd keep a female sex slave under my floor boards who I constantly threaten to turn in if she acts up.
>>34578137She clearly likes you, do you also need a neon sign or something
>>34578169Good answer.
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i miss obama
New Yorkers are you gonna upload your Id to use 4chan and the internet once they institute verification laws
Who wants to go to the humongous fungus festival with me? I will bring the shrooms.
I can't remember a time when I was happy
>>34578177So do I just get high for free or what
>>34578176Nope, I’m just logging off for anything that isn’t banking or shopping at that point
black women look hot with red hair
>>34578179All my homies get high for free
>>34578182King
>>34577281Yes. In a park and outside a hotel spa.
>>34578176Just gonna use Linux and get a Linux exemption from the state, God Bless.
>>34577565Yes
>>34578171I'm not being facetious, I genuinely can't tell. She's friends with my girlfriend too and I think I'm developing feelings for her as well, I just don't want to fuck everything up by reading the wrong signals.
>>34577281Germany is a hellhole
>>34578188Zurich is a city in Switzerland
WomenWhat are you good at personally?
>>34578190As if there's a difference
>>34578187>my girlfriendOh shit. Good luck buddy, hope this doesn't get messy
>>34578192Ican flutter my eyes like in the cartoons
>>34578193That is very ignorant
>>34578195anybody can do that
>>34578192poopoing
>>34578197No they can't >w<
>>34578198Can I see
>>34578199I can
Where are the bratty women at?
What to do when you dont want to live, but you dont want to die either?
Women, during sex do you allow your man to refer to your pussy as a cunt or is that just always cringe and unacceptable?
>>34578204Being scolded by their rich fathers for being unable to function. No more credit card. You will get a job.
>>34578203Ican is for fentanyl are you dumb
>>34578205Escapism or creative outlets.
>>34578128Well, reading books is too left-brained an activity. Books, by their very nature, are focused on words. They are great for information gathering and other scholarly purposes, but ultimately, they're a lesser, more basic form of art.
>>34578208I don't do drugs so I have no idea what you are talking about
Should I bother with dating apps
>>34578205Walk 5k miles like forrest gump
>>34578215YESI MET SOMEONE AWESOME IT TOOK TWO YEARS THOUGH
>>34578215nah
>>34578213It was a shitty joke
>>34578206Not a native English speaker so the literal term hasn't come up, but I don't care which words he uses, tone matters much more (that it's not a harsh tone and sounds like an appraisal).
>>34578220sorry, I'm very dumb, I'll leave now
>>34578212My brain damage is getting clearer
>>34578206honestly pussy sounds way more vulgar than cunt
>>34578226Pussy cat
>>34578205Work harder at figuring out how you enjoy life more.
>>34578227cunty cat
women whats the deal with periods?
>>34578206>>34578226what if I say "kitty"
my nose is being molested by allergies :(
She is like the boundless wood
>>34578232The deal in what way? If you mean why they're a (big) deal at all, just imagine you get kind of sick every single month for the foreseeable future. Including stuff like stomach cramps, diarrhea, bloating, sore breasts, sore muscles in your thighs/lower back, and often a very depressed mood for 1-3 days before or right at the start. Every single month. It's not the end of the world but definitely a regularly recurring inconvience.
>>34578194Should I cheat or no?
>>34578235At first I thought it was dumb to be a jizz haterBut then I realized that pollen is literally tree jizz and I fucking hate it
>>34578232Mine isn't so bad
>>34578226LOL what?
>>34578240ah yes a friend told me about that, it made my life worse
>>34578222It's hard to say the word cunt without sounding harsh just because of the way the syllable sounds in the English language.
I hate downies ruining my dinner with their presence
>>34578244Unless you have a stuffy nose in which case nobody is offended by the harshness of "gunt".
Thinking about telling the cute witchy occultist girl "Can you please drain my soul and sacrifice me to whatever deity you worship? Thanks" as my opener. Yes or no? Would this be funny?
>>34578244I don't know, the equivalent I am thinking of is also a harsh sounding word. I think if your tone itself is not harsh (tone being different from sound obviously as you are right that you can't change that) a harsh sound can sound fun and dirty (as opposed to a prettier word that would sound more tender and romantic but also less sexual). Sex itself IS crude and most people actively enjoy that so a crude word can have that same connotation if you get what I mean.
I just want to walk up to these women and rip their hijab from their head it is disgraceful. If they wore if for fashion sense it would be ok but they wear it for a religion it is so messed up.
>>34578249Gund :DDDDDD
>>34578238I'd kill myself 2bh
Mmy ideal woman. I will not settle for anything else:Tall. Red Haired. Pale. Freckles. Prominent Front Teeth. Prominent Clavicle.I imagine her in a white top with black and white dolphin shorts and we're outside and she is leaning on me. She is perfection.
If your child had severe autism or down syndrome and your wife/husband insisted on keeping it would you leave them?
>>34578257Go away, magick synchrony dude.
>>34578257>>34577040
>>34578257what happened to the "biology researcher" part?
>_<
>>34578263You fruit
>>34578068>sacrifice honesty to be nice No thanks
>>34578260I am casting a reel out to see if she's lurking here.>>34578262I don't recall saying 'biology researcher' in relation to this. She's an artist. We co-create things together. Games, worlds, art, etc.
>>34577341For all the same reasons that all the other women don't want you.
People under 18 should not br allowed to wear any kind of religious symbols and clothing
I NEED TO SEE MY FRIENDS
>>34578224In general, damage to the left hemisphere is preferable to damage to the rightDepression and speech loss are preferable to mania and empathy losshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/THcb3F4IKyw
>>34578257Hi
>>34578258Assuming we did not know during the pregnancy, no, I would also want to be there for my child. If we found out during the pregnancy that the child would turn out severely handicapped and my partner wanted to keep it 100% regardless of my stance, yes I would leave him, not just because of the incompatibility there but it would just unnerve me for him to be fine with me having to carry out a full pregnancy and then whatever comes after, one way or another. Strong "I'd tell the doctor to save the unborn child's life over hers in delivery if that choice has to be made" vibes.
>>34578257Your ideal woman has taken a lot of cock.
>>34578268>she's a servant, I use her artwork to become a famous video game developer with a harem of womenI'm glad you've accomplished nothing and gone nowhere with your dreams.
>>34578274Hello there!
>>34578273I've got damage in both
>>34578258I’d have to take the L
>>34578278I don't want a harem anymore. That was when I was a Christian. I'm not Christian anymore. Now I have morals.Also she's not a servant. She's my co-creator. We enjoy creating things together.
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I accidentally broke my glasses :(
>>34578257>dolphin shorts in public:(
>>34578285No, it'd be in my backyard. I have a inground private pool here.
>>34578284My nosepad is falling off but I'm making it work. I'll probably put more superglue on it soon.
>>34578284IDIOT! How will you get new ones? Tomorrow is Sunday you incompetent fool.
>>34578257dolphin shorts are incredibly slutty.
>>34578291It's for me. She's hot. I love her.
>>34578288>>34578290it's ok I only need them when I read for 5 hours straight
>>34578293Well OK then.
>>34578282>That was when I was a Christian. I'm not Christian anymore. Now I have morals.tips fedora?
>>34578291does this REALLY look that slutty?
We gonna fuuuuck
Women would you date a man who is kinda scared of needles?
>>34578297I'm not an atheist, but I don't believe in any of the world religions.I created my own spiritual system. I have a slight hunch that I may have stumbled upon what the Illuminati believes. But this is the truth.
>>34578298Nta but usually they are worn a couple sizes smaller compared to that.
>>34578291but do you wear whitey tighties? cuz they are too
>>34578302that's just normal, i am too and assume most people are to some degree.
>>34578282>That was when I was a Christian. I'm not Christian anymore. Now I have morals.I would never trust someone who says this about any religion. Even [religion that I dislike] still has morals, and the problem is the practitioners who don't follow those morals.
>>34578309Not heroin addicts
>>34578310Christianity does not have morals. They believe in might makes right.check it out;"This is what the LORD Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’" ( 1 Samuel 15:2-3 )
I an disturbed that some of you sometimes actually agree with me on topics and then you go ahead and type that out
>>34578311>most people
>>34578304some of them look like literal underwear and others look like sexy gym shorts. I'm moreso talking about the sexy gym shorts variant.
men would be so much better if they didnt have balls
>>34578318no balls? just cock?
>>34578314>Christianity does not have morals. They believe in might makes right.Whether Christians believe that or not, you know that's a contradictory statement, right?
Men would be so much better if they had (figurative) balls
>>34578319they still need to pee
>>34578314There are parts of the Bible that say "love everyone, including those who are different from you" and there are parts of the Bible that say "hate everyone different from you".I get along with Jews, Christians and Muslims who follow the love part.I don't get along with Jews, Christians or Muslims who follow the hate part.But for the sake of the lovers, I don't condemn the entire religion.For as it is written:New International VersionDo not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in Egypt.New Living TranslationYou must not mistreat or oppress foreigners in any way. Remember, you yourselves were once foreigners in the land of Egypt.English Standard VersionYou shall not wrong a sojourner or oppress him, for you were sojourners in the land of Egypt.Berean Standard BibleYou must not exploit or oppress a foreign resident, for you yourselves were foreigners in the land of Egypt.King James BibleThou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.New King James VersionYou shall neither mistreat a stranger nor oppress him, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.New American Standard BibleYou shall not oppress a stranger nor torment him, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt. I welcome those who welcome Amalekites.
>>34578327but you would prefer it if they also didn't have a cock?
I CANT STOP SNEEZING!!!!!
Women aside from rapists, murders, abusers, etc.... whats the BIGGEST red flag for a man?
>>34577946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gNxZNI4aYg
>>34578335farting
>>34578338you mean... brapping?
Women would you date a man who speaks in riddle and metaphor
I like you Allah
girl who knows i have a crush on her and made out with one time seems to be showing interest in me. i am trying to manage my expectations, she already rejected me a while ago. the other day we were doing something together and it's probably one of the nicest interactions i've had so far with her, she was actively coming up to me and showed interest and it was super fun. so now i am thinking this through and be realistic about it and try not to get my hopes up. i think that there might be a slight chance that she is just being friendly, but i actually kind of doubt that. it was different from interactions we had in the past, she was being really really nice the other day. but i don't know.
Girls be honestNo matter what a man brings to the table, if he's bald, chasing women is a sisyphean task
mummies are scary, it's the only thing that scares me in movies and games
Would you date someone who is easily annoyed
>>34578344Not a woman, but i wish i could change into that mode. I sometimes try to be poetic but i can't.
Is it weird to masturbate next to your partner while they sleep? My boyfriend thinks its "really weird", I respect his boundaries and don't do it but idk? I feel like its not as weird as he thinks. His reaction was so visceral when I said it.
>>34578328The Bible is immoral. It supports slavery in all senses of the word.
>>34578349Mummies are based. I wish I were a mummy. I wish I could go to sleep almost forever. Not quite forever, because that's death. But sleeping almost forever would be a great sleep.
>>34578349but what to they actually do tho? just hump you?
>>34578354I'm not saying they are not based, (they are based) but I also find them scary
>>34578342yeh. farts, braps, toots, shartsif smelly gas comes out of his ass its a red flag
>>34578345Thx
Is 4 dates soon enough to know you really like someone?
>>34578314What does that have to do with anything?
>>34578350I am too
>>34578335Being a momma's boy
>>34578356gibdos are part of the reason I'm scared of them, well that and some computer game I played when I was a kid where you go back in time to egypt.
>>34578130Why are they like this
>>34578328Too much reddit spacing
>>34578365Sid Meier's Civilization is scary now???
MI don't feel like I have a "type." I've basically have gone out/crushed on a girl of every race at least once in my life. The traits I like are often contradictory. I was once asked what kind of girls I like by a girl and then she shot back "Then why do you find <mutual female friend> attractive? She's the opposite of everything you just listed." I don't think it's a bad thing, and I think compatible personality/life goals/moral values is more important. Does it drive women mad when a guy says he likes large breasts, but is expressing interest in a flat-chested woman? Because gosh, I think I just like women.
>>34578368no it wasn't that game, it was a point and click.and idk I think I'm the only person that finds mummies scary
>>34578350Yeah. Easily annoyed is fine. Unpredictable, someone who snaps at you, mood swings would be deal breakers.
>>34578350Yeah, but she'd also have to if she dated me
>>34578371it wasn't a deal breaker for my mom lol
>>34578360Like sure, but it's crazy to think you know much about them yet.
>>34578352That is pretty weird, but not unsexy weird. I would probably be into it if a woman I dated did this desu
>>34578360Women know in 2 seconds.
>>34578373Your dad like that?
>>34578369Most people have antitypes, where a person is fine by default, unless they have some specific dealbreakers
>>34578376I fucking wish
>>34578369Don't get me wrong, you have your priotities straight and being openminded about specific looks makes it a lot easier to choose the people that appeal to you most in terms of how fun, kind and sexy they are as overall people. But just own not having a type and liking a bunch of different things for different reasons. If you are vocal about e.g. loving big breasts then yeah it's not unthinkable a flat-chested girl you date would hate hearing that and would read into it.
>>34575755Both genders What does it mean when a female friend of mine dried and saved a rose i gave her after graduation. I gave roses to everyone in the friend group (even the guys). She made some weird/sarcastic comments when she accepted it. Also we graduated two years ago.
foid gaming or moid gaming?
>>34578374I know a lot
>>34576243You will have more luck trying to find a bi girl like this
>>34578385MDid she dry anybody else's roses?
>>34578385MShe's psycho, maybe she likes you, but that's not guaranteed
Is dating in a big city fun? Do I need to use an app to meet people who want to date, or will I meet people naturally?
>>34578396No one else gave out roses except me after graduation. I don't know about other ocassions but if she did they would mostly likely be gifted by family.
>>34578386How>>34578399No, yes, yes
>>34578399Depends on a lot of factors especially culture. What country are you in?
>>34578403>NoWhy not?>>34578404USA, east coast.
>>34578385>>34578396>>34578397I realize now that my post wasn't clear. We graduated two years ago and she still has the dried rose.
>>34578407>Why not?Depends how much you enjoy socializing, I don't enjoy it at all
>>34578385Could mean absolutely nothing, some people preserve flowers as a hobby
>>34578239>Bruh is asking a man if it's ok to cheat on his gfGo directly to hell you faggot.
>>34578399You will meet people naturally.You won't talk to those people because you are naturally a coward.
I wish I was a gold digger
>>34578414I wish I was a little bit greedierI wish that I was sneedierI wish I had a girl named Chuck and I would
>>34578409I enjoy it. I need a day to recharge every now and then, but I like being around people and chatting with them.>>34578413I don't really have that problem anymore. Got over it in my twenties.
>>34578411She doesn't. I would have mentioned it if she did since it's a good explanation. This is very out of character for her.
>>34578418Then you'll have fun
I think I fell for an avoidant girl and she's pushing me away.
>a friend invites over me and my ex GF since we were all supposed to be friends>ex is acting weird, keeps talking about her new BF, gets mad at me for thinking I lied about something when we were together, I call it a day and leave, she follows me to tell me she wants to keep in touch and she still likes me a lot, so I should invite her for a coffee>go home, some other girl I was dating for a bit responds after like a week of no contact, point out politely it's bullshit, end up ending thingsCan I just skip the nonsense and get to the part when I'm cuddling with some nice girl again?
>>34578369i was asked the same question by a friend the other day, like what my type was as far as looks go, it really depends on the person for me, there is not one specific physical trait that is a requirement for me. i guess my requirements are more centered around personality/intellect. i need to get to know someone before i know i like them, i want to date someone that has similar interests but also different ones, i want to be able to learn something from them and have fun and have proper conversations.
>>34578423How do you know?
>>34578423Save yourself the headache and set your sights elsewhere. She won't be emotionally available to you even if she does like you
>>34578412did your baby daddy cheat on you with a skinny pretty girl?
>>34578424>ex GF>some other girl I was dating>was>Can I just skip the nonsense and get to the part when I'm cuddling with some nice girl again?Lol, lmao even.
>>34578424How do women like that always seem to know when it would be the most annoying and disrespectful for them to try to rebuild a bridge with us?
Is it ok to tell a fit dude that he has nice tits
>>34578422Cool.
>>34577061>my huge gutfat directly lowers your T levels, especially abdominal fat. Lose the weight, THEN get your levels checked. They are basically guaranteed ot be supbar right now. Any decent doctor would tell you to stop being fat upon your test results, but considering you'r eporbably in the US you will most likely deal with a Pharma pusher who injects you with roids instead right away.
>>34578434Thats gay
>>34578389How long have you been seeing each other, how much do you talk outside of dates
my stupid little pookie
>>34578438I'm a girl though
>>34578239Uh, no. If you don't love her, break up first.
>>34577811Looks wise? Not my type but objectively he's a 9 or 10. He's to manly for my tastesPersonality wise he's a 2 at most. This guy is severely mentally damaged. I pity him really.
>>34578446>to manlyHe looks hella gay
A pocket pussy is honestly the best cheap investment that a young man can make
How do I know if I look gay?
>>34578431No. You're gay for his dick.
Just had meatballs and a piece if cake after now off to some more icecream
>>34575944My views on OF match my views on the porn industry in general. As long as the actors consent then I'm fine with it and if they're into it that's even better. The sad reality is most porn actresses go in it for the money or are partially forced by life in some other way to participate in the industry and then there's the other can of worms that's sex trafficking
>>34578450You mean your own hand?
>>34578452Are you wearing a shirt that says "I am gay"? If not, probably fine.
>>34578450I remember when we talked about how disgusting and sad it is to clean that
>>34578448So? You can be a manly gay dude and vice versa. I don't see your point.
>>34578453imagine the kind of hylic that would stick his slimy weener into a hog like you
>>34578463I would think that would be the case. I'm still not enough of a masturbation enthusiast to buy sex toys, but a disposable thing like a Tenga looks like it would make a lot more sense
>>34578464I mean he's kind of baby faced and not very manly looking
What does it feel like to have a man twice your size on top of you
>>34578463How is it difficult to clean, just flush it with water.
>>34578465I'm imagining a lanky line cook or gas station attendant who sold mids to teenagers in the 2010s.
My hand and toilet paper is all I need
>>34578468You tell me faggot
>>34578469I would think that something like that, with so many crevices and junk, would be prone to mold if you just rinsed it clean with water.
>>34578468GOOD
>>34578467Really? I think he has a face that's very angular especially his bone structure but his flesh adds a little softens to it. If you understand kibbe you'll know what I'm talking about. I think his face is actually very attractive but it's to sharp for my tastes.
>>34578459This just isn't true.
>>34578475Dry it.
Worst pet names? Best pet names?
>>34578365>>34578370
>>34578481M>BestBabe, honey>WorstAnything you're calling me that I've asked you to not call me
>>34578481If your pet has a spot, don't call it Spot.If your pet doesn't have a spot, do call it Spot.
>>34578365I thought of this game, but you don't go back in time. You get trapped in a museum.
>>34578399It's garbage. You don't need to use apps because daters are on apps and they're garbage as well. The best thing you can do in a big city is stay home and not bother with romantic activities.
Women would you date stretch Armstrong
>>34576665Yeah, being a woman would make specific parts of socializing easier which are pretty much the only parts of my life I really struggle that much with
>>34578475You turn it inside out and wash it with hot water and soap, let it air dry, then turn it back to normal. It's not much work.
Your magic white rabbit has left its writing on the wall.
Has anyone here ever dated or fuck a Native American woman before?
>>34578442You’re so called “pookie” is not stupid and he isn’t little, you dumb bitch.
>>34578494Doesn't hot water make semen get all coagulated and sticky?
>>34578500No, but I've crushed on one before.
Why does it seem impossible to find jobs teaching English in foreign countries that pay over 1200 dollars a month?
relapsed
>>34578494Shameless
>>34578501true :)
>>34578100I like to play Elden Ring Nightreign
>>34578508What is there to feel shame about?
>>34578500Yes but no. I dated a girl who was only 1/8th Chickasaw, but her mom looked pretty much fully native, and she had whiter features than her mom but had her complexion.
>>34578510Ok, you’re humble enough to admit when you’re wrong. I appreciate that. You’re alright. Enjoy your pookie
Havana, ooh nah nah. How come my heart is Havana, ooh nah nah?
>>34578500Some of those native chicks are so cute I'm just like "Ok, I can see why my ancestors did what they did"
>>34578512Sexual behaviours.
men's arms are very nice
>>34578521It's an arms race.
>>34578520Do you feel the same way when a woman has a dildo or a vibrator?
>>34578514thanks
>>34578519That's cool, my ancestors were getting pogrommed and forcibly displaced in Europe for having hooky noses and wearing small hats.
Men, if I asked you to buy me cute stickers, would you even know what stickers to buy?
>>34578458Death grip syndrome isn't an investment>>34578463Use a condom
>>34578523I feel the way you make me feel.And you make me feel mighty real.
>>34578526>for having hooky noses and wearing small hats.Yeah, that's toootally the reason why everyone hated you guys, sure.
>>34578526And then one day, for no reason at all...
>>34578527I would buy you stickers of cats playing pianos and wearing neckties.
>>34578527Yeah, in the first grade somehow sticker collecting became a once off seasonal trend that everyone was doing. So I know what girls like.
>>34578527Ones of things and characters you like, eg. I could get my crush Kuromi, My Melody, and Cinnamoroll stickers as some easy to find options
>>34578527Yeah, I'm actually goated at that kind of stuff
>>34578532Yes, being part of a culture that doesn't adhere to the dominant authority and is willing to intellectually challenge it generally gets one hated by tyrants.
>>34578475Like the other anon said, just turn it inside out after using it and everything will still rinse off well because of the lube.>>34578529>Use a condomI couldn't think of a more miserable way of using it.
>>34578538>doesnt adhere to authority Yeah riiiiight. Until your mother starts bitching at you. Then you guys become like a scared little dog.
>>34578527>Men, if I asked you to buy meStopped reading right there. Get a job.
I put Vaseline on my ass lips because they were chapped. Now my ass hair is wet and sticky.
Do genders have a favorite verse of scripture? Any religion.
>>34578527You are on 4chan which is a stickerbooking community for men
>>34578506Because most other countries have vastly lower costs of living than the anglosphere. I'm barely in the top 3 percent income in the US, so there are about 5 million people in America that make more than me. Meanwhile I'm in the global 0.1% of earners. Shit, if you make slightly above average in the US, you're top 1%.
>>34578538>doesn't adhere to the dominant authority and is willing to intellectually challenge it That's a funny way of saying subversion. Your tribe is responsible for feminism, trannies, porn, communism, and everything else destroying society.
>>34578544Within the Bible or just favorite verses in any literature?
>>34578550Any passage from any religious or spiritual text.
>>34578544>Do genders have a favorite verse of scripture? Any religion.Just be happy with your vergina. You got it already. You don't have to make a new one. And if you got a penus just keep on it. Don't cut it off.
>>34578548Fascism and Reactionary ideology are destroying society.
>>34578506>>34578547Eastern Euro hereI work for 500$ a month
>>34578544Titus 3:9. "But avoid stupid controversies, genealogies, dissensions, and quarrels over the law, for they are unprofitable and futile."
>>34578547Wages are inflated compared to Europe since they have healthcare and and shit like pensions takes 25% of your wage whether you want that or not. The upsides don't show in income though.
>>34578544I'd quote the Mahabharata but I'd get accused of being a jeet.
>>34578553Those are just accelerants
>>34578553Yes, Zio-fascists and Jewish supremacists have done quite a number on the west over the last fifty years.
>>34578553I know Jewish fascism is destroying Gaza right now
Somebody make a new thread.
>>34578527No, don't ask for shit like that please>>34578521They're useful when i am in a rape mood
>>34578559Do it anyways, don't be a pussy. Who cares? The Mahabharata is cool.
>>34578563Don't forget that American fascism is Zionist (or at least Zionist funded) fascism too
Has anyone else noticed that young foids stopped talking about relationship problems in terms of sexual satisfaction, and started talking about them in terms of raw physical attraction? I swear, millennial women used to talk a lot about sexual satisfaction when I was coming up. Women my age don’t really. I was lead to believe as a teenager that all I’d have to do to keep someone was to lay good dick. And that seemed like a pretty good deal to me. Now they don’t even care about that, they care if you’re tall, rich or handsome. Which is a bummer. I’m neither
>>34578551FCorinthians 13 as a whole, but particularly 4 - 7.>Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. >It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.>Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. >It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
>>34578564Never ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.
>>34578572Vapid and superficial people have always existed in one form or another. There are plenty of decent women out there.
I want a new threadOne that won't make me sickOne that won't make me crash my carOr make me feel three feet thick
>>34578580There you go>>34578579>>34578579>>34578579
>>34578576Make a new fucking thread, bobo.>>34578581Good girl.
>>34578581On page 6?
>>34578581this one sucks. someone make another one.
>>34578575MThat one's also my favorite. Psalm 91 and Matthew 7:21-23 are some of my other favorites.
>>34578585We hit image limit
>>34578585>>34578611I was gonna complain too until I noticed.
>>34578527No. I wouldn't even know where to look for them.
>>34578553>>34578562Ist currently driven by posthumanist dystopina "Techbros". Basically billionaires who have realized that we basically need to turn all of society into open chattel slaves their few supervisors to maintain the viability of the current system. Some of them tried repurposing leftist ideologies with a strong emphasis on dissolving the State and this usurping its power ("no Borders No Nations) , as well as divide and conquer of laboureres ("political correctness", splitting society into amillion fractured minorities who are played against each other aka "hierachy of oppression")In recent times they have pivoted towards rightist ideologies and their open celebration of servituted, work and hierachies. Billionaires may have striven for a more "ancap" system where they assume rule directly, but have realized that it is smarter to install some wrasslin' promotah "strong"man to take the blame as they pull the strings from behind.Be taht as it may, it has very little to do with left vs. right play battles and a lot with the 1% fighting a class war against the 99%.
>>34578657Check retailers that carry merch of properties she likes, and check out Etsy and redbubble as well.You can also probably find monthly sticker clubs she might like on Patreon or other sites.
>>34578527>if I asked you to buy meWelfare office is right over there ma'am.
>>34578377yeah, he sucks, he would go from being all playful to fucking pissed all the time
>>34578669Where is she even going to stick them?
>>34578489looks cool actually, I'll check it out
>>34578697In a book, on stationery, on her electronics and appliances, on mirrors, etc.My mom and sister love this shit so I think I'm giving you the inside scoop here
>>34578700I remember it being pretty dang good. I played it when I was around four or five.
>>34578722>In a bookWhy?
>>34578465>>34578471Imagine I fuck both of your moms and dads with my strapon, losers.
>>34578765Could be a journal or just an album of cool stickers. Or a scrapbook, maybe.
>>34578787You fucked a dog, scale breaker
First time I see someone clap in a movie is in fucking backrooms. Good movie
>>34578878i bet you got the clap in your backroom
I wish MKG still namefagged. His meltdowns were epic.
>>34578932enough is enough, we have enough sociopaths here already
>>34578963He still posts.
>>34579071Yes, someone caught him in the previous thread. Like Gary, it seems he's not here very often, fortunately.
