>>34575755
when we get married :)
I'm 34 and I'm gonna marry an 18 year old.
ngl Obsession was kinda mid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS792qY-y7M
>this old topic again
>>34578586backrooms was better
Plap
>>34578584bad idea
>>34578584Average /atoga/ moid
MenDoes your penis smell good or bad
A girl asked if she could sit next to me on a park bench. I said yeah and then we both said nothing and kept staring at our phones for minutes before I got up and walked away. Was I supposed to say something else?
>>34578604It can't hurt to try. Just open with a casual "How's your day been?" If she starts a conversation then go for it, if not then pull out your phone and ignore her.
>>34578603It's fine, whatever.
>>34578604Either not or her loss
Women Is it difficult or otherwise emotionally draining to pretend to be flattered or to play nice when you have to reject a guy you don’t like (assuming he’s chill about it and not the kind of person to fly into a rage)?Foids don’t do it anymore and I kinda miss it
>>34578598>this chart brought to you by aging 30 year old single mothers and cat ladies
>>34578604Did she wear one of these?>>34578603Freshly refreshed.
>>34578604>>34578606Why are men so fucking autistic. People normally ask if they can sit beside you at a public bench or table assuming that there might be someone else coming back. Jfc
I went outside and seen ugly men with girlfriends. Did 4chan lie to me? How did these men do it?
>>34578614This. “Do you mind if I sit here?” Is common courtesy in the English speaking world
>>34578614Why are women so fucking autistic. People ask how you day's been to be polite all the time. Jfc
>>34578604Dude she was totally hitting on you. You're supposed to scoot over and put your arm around her.
>>34578609do you honestly think the women here are the type of women who are getting approached and asked out?
Foid gaming?Or moid gaming?
Is it bad to be afraid of cars. I live in Europe so having a license isn't a complete death sentence, but yeah I just believe/know I will die in a car crash if I drive. I also grew up with a dad with anger issues and since around age 16 I started refusing getting into a car with him because I started believing he would crash-suicide or something with me or one of my siblings one day because he is unhinged and gets road rage.
>>34578617>Did 4chan lie to me?They should really have the disclaimer from /b/ listed at the top of more boards.
>>34578614>women would rather be alone in the forest with a bear than average man>women asking to sit next to you on a bench doesn't mean anything
>>34578621If someone is preoccupied with their phone they're not looking to be interrupted by some stranger wanting to make small talk just to hit on them
>>34578617By actually talking to women. The losers on this website always leave out the part where they're asocial weirdos whose brain works by telling them that women are as superficial as they are.
>>34578626Balatro gaming.
>>34578624Some of them actually are and just farm the moids itt for their loosh
>>34578631>women can't even find a place to sit without men seeing it as an invitation to be creepy
What does a good voice sound like and does it add points for women in their 20s or is it irrelevant?
>>34578609not at all usually, they are usually very polite/nice and i am too. the whites and asian guys that is. immigrants and italians behave more weirdly, don't really count them as humans though.
>>34578633This. I give dating advice to other men and I haven't even talked to a woman in over a decade.
>>34578633Nta but just talking to women isn’t a magic pill if you don’t have the sauce. I was rejected like 5 times in university. Some of us are just not cut out for this
>>34578637are you afraid of men or not make up your mind
>>34578603do you want to smell my smegma? I haven't showered yet today and I fapped last night so it's probably a little musky :3
>>34578643Retard-kun doesn't see why his reasoning is exactly why women would rather be around bears
>>34578603Bad usually
>>34578603>Does your penis smell good or badMy gf is always telling me it tastes good.
>>34578614may just be an autism thing. i have bad social skills and i have never sat down in a park next to a man or anywhere at all, other than back in school where simply i had to. and i didn't react to it but if a guy sits right beside me anywhere when there is possible space somewhere else i always take it as interest/that he has some sort of motive ngl.
>>34578634NUMBERS GO UP :DDD
>>34578604>Was I supposed to say something else?No. She just needed a place to sit.
>>34578637You really shouldn't take what the average anon has to say as an accurate representation of what most men are like.Thank god real life is so much more normal than online.
>>34578639
>>34578626leon was actually hot in this game somehow, in the previous ones i never saw it.
Do italians have big dicks?
>>34578609>(assuming he’s chill about it and not the kind of person to fly into a rage)And how would we know whether he's that kind of person or not before rejecting him?
>>34578627>I live in EuropeStopped reading
>>34578603Never smells good. Sometimes it doesn't smell bad.
>>34578638I like baritone voices, they sound very warm and manly without being too deep
>>34578617>Did 4chan lie to me?There is almost nothing 4chan doesn't lie about.>How did these men do it?By being confident (or seeming confident) and by being fun.
>>34578670:)
Post genderWould (You) date a streamer? Assume that they're anonymous in some way (Vtuber, wearing a mask, just not having a face cam)
>>34578638Most guys that are hot to me have good voices in my experience. I'm not good at describing it, like boyish charming and not necessarily super deep, but doesn't sound like a teen either. Lacking a hot voice isn't bad it's more like a "win more" thing, just a bonus
I wanna smell her breath
>>34578664>and how worrd we know wether he that kind of person before reject him
>>34578598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig4bF-OelRkChat, what do you think about that?
>>34578654DANG RIGHT IT DO BE
>>34578673M. Sure.
>>34578659so it was meant to be that you just had this image ready to go lol
>>34578637How autistic do you have you be to find "How was your day" to be creeping
My brother keeps saying he has a small willyBros what the fuckIt can't be true because all the ladies he pulls cant get enough of him and they have a tantrum when he breaks up with themWomen, do you get attached to tiny willy men?
>>34578673MNo, never in a million years. I've streamed a bit myself and invested a fair amount of time into streaming communities over the years, and I don't find that culture or the communities it fosters to be something I want to immerse myself in at all as an adult who wants to start a family at some point in the next five to seven years.
>>34578663>Do italians have big dicks?They like to think so.
>>34578665y
>>34578598It is littel known, but that chart was originally drafted on a piece of paper soaked in cat piss and cheap wine.
>>34578682the femcels in this thread are legitimately insane. keep that in mind when you actually ask for advice from the opposite gender here.
>>34578678>ChatGo away.
>>34578686Yes. t. half italian
>>34578682>>34578632
>>34578638men that sound even somewhat similar to postal dude which ig is just that crisp radio-talkshow voice, are instantly hotter.
>>34578673f i guess i'd date this one league streamer since he's the only one i watch at all. not anonymous though.
>>34578689Some of them are genuinely bad people who like to get one over on loser men who use this site.
>>34578638A voice can completely make or break my attraction to someone.>>34578663They are big dicks, but they don't have them.
>>34578682If someone is making it really clear that they are busy and they don't want to talk to you, but you insist on trying to get a conversation going anyway, that's creepy. It makes no difference what you say.
>>34578681#respectitalians
Fembros, I need an answer to this >>34578683I'm worried about my brother. He confined in me when he was drunk years ago that his willy was small. He's since said it about 3 times sober. I'm not joking around and I don't think he is either
>>34578673FSure, provided they're not annoying and retarded like most streamers.
>>34578673M, Yes.
>>34578683>Women, do you get attached to tiny willy men?It's not an active preference, but it's certainly possible.
>>34578702They're lizard people.
You can sit literally anywhere else and you choose to sit next to a stranger. But don't think for a minute this means they want anything to do with you because... Because!
your love for men feels very disingenuous
>>34578703You said he gets pussy so who cares? He's probably just brainwashed by porn.
>>34578711But my hate for them is very real
>>34578711>your love for men feels very disingenuousI'll stop loving them then.
seeing attractive women irl makes me feel like shit and want to kill myself
>>34578695>>34578674>>34578670It's so over
>>34578703idk i've only tried one and i think it was medium sized. if i was asked make it bigger i don't think i would've even if it didn't look like a "porn dick". maybe you should just trust him.
>>34578703As the other anon said, he's probably a normal size and comparing himself to guys in porn.
I get jealous when anon is nice to anon >:(
>>34578710What if there aren't any other benches and the grass is damp?
>>34578673MI would encourage it and promote/spam her allover /v/ and /vt/ so she can get rich and I'll never have to be a wagie ever again
I only want a man for nonsexual cuddling, passenger princessing, and money
do other men actually watch porn with dudes penises in it? fucking gross. thats why i only fap to solo female
>>34578709Lizard people have souls
>>34578715>seeing attractive women irl makes me feel like shit and want to kill myselfWhat we can do to make you actually go through with it?
>>34578732Be more attractive.
>>34578727What is he supposed to get out of it?
>>34578732ask me out on a date
>>34578735idkA gf to be around
>>34578638>does it add points for women in their 20sThis can be read as it makes women more attractive or it makes men more attractive.
>>34578724I find that hard to believe but in that case you sit on the other end of the bench as far away from the other person as possible without saying anything
>>34578737>A gf to be aroundIf that's how you behave, you're no girlfriend.
I now have no idea if my voice is actually attractive to younger women because I've gotten compliments from older women.
>>34578708I see. And would it be like a big deal breaker if you knew before you got close to him? >>34578712>>34578720Idk, his friends said he has a tiny willy, too>>34578717>maybe you should just trust himI hope it's just some weird zoomer humour
>>34578727You and every other woman
>>34578741ive never gotten compliments on anything, from any woman, so your at least slightly better than average
>>34578729Yeah you're so straight for telling other men what you jack off to bro
>>34578738I realized that as I was typing it, but it still works, I guess because guys can answer the question too.
>>34578749sorry you cant get an erection without thinking about penises, fagget
>>34578744If you say you wanna give more you'll come across as lower value = uglier in comparison, that's why you shouldn't listen to internet women abt this stuff.
>>34578741You're overthinking it. Women are women.Older women are more likely to compliment young men that a lot of young women are too nervous to compliment, if you weren't aware.
>>34578743Essentially every woman who has ever decided to have sex with a man has made that decision before discovering how big his dick is. It's not something that matters enough to make inquiries about.
>>34578752You seem to be the only one focusing on penises here
>>34578743>I hope it's just some weird zoomer humourWhy do you care how big your brother's penis is?
>>34578756nice projection, gaylord
>>34578727I'm starting to realize that a lot of women are like you. You people love to waste men's time.
Sorry, women, but thanks to one bad experience I now hate all of you and will never trust any of you ever again.
>>34578743>Idk, his friends said he has a tiny willy, tooAnd what, they've measured it? They're going by what he says too.
>>34578698That's a shame. This is a place where losers can be friends and talk to each other. Division, what is that good for? It's like that Gachimuchi song about Shin-Nippori. Something about how like, realizing you should not dictate your rank to others is the moment where you first start to truly grow and see your peers
If I like him then why does he make me so nervous
Did anyone else fall for the “just go outside and talk to women” psyop?
>>34578763Because you like him...?
Sorry, women, but thanks to this anon's >>34578760 one bad experience I now hate all of you and will never trust any of you ever again.
>>34578763Because you like him
>>34578764Was this question directed to the opposite gender
Women would you put your young son in the oven to cook and eat him
>>34578740She's a bitch, not a girlfriend. Not even a friend.I don't use the word bitch lightly. The majority of women aren't bitches imo.
>>34578767Happy to help, anon!
>>34578764not yet
>>34578763Cause he’s a member of an ancient occult bloodline and you can sense this.
>>34578763Liking somebody raises the stakes.
>>34578764That's how I've met every woman I've been in a committed relationship with.>>34578769I think that one was /ayoga/.
both. is there a piece of media or art you genuinely wish you hadn't consumed? preferably give a deeper reason than just disliking or hating it.
>>34578763Sensing a hidden evil energy
>>34578747I'll take the compliments. I even got called cute by an older women a week ago at work.
State gender Is >>34578758 gay
>>34578778Lucky you. I tried it and the women seemed to either find me off putting or hated my guts
>>34578762I know; it's sad.I prefer threads where anon is nice to anon, or at least where the shittalk is in jest and not venomous. I try to be nice to anon unless they're being evil.
>>34578757Cus I don't want him to have trouble with women and I want him to be happy. Stupid question. Why do you care that I care??? Dumbass>>34578755I hope so. I feel so bad for him. He seems to use humour to cope about it>>34578761They probably seen it, getting changed in locker rooms or pissing in urinals or when they are drunk and horsing about and someone pulls your shorts down cus they think it's funny or what everAnyways, thanks for the answers. I hope you guys aint lying
>>34578783damn you really can't let go lmao, mad i btfo you fag? gotta have the last word you sissy? XD
What's the strategy on introducing your hotter friend(s) to your partner? Male or female. I feel like whenever that happens there is always eventually attraction and even crushes, even if innocent.
>>34578729I've been watching only cartoon porn for about 10 years now, but penises in vaginas are aesthetically pleasing
>>34578788Terrible response rerolling the bot
>>34578789Midk ive never had a partner and havent had friends that ive talked to irl in a decade
>>34578770>Women would you put your young son in the oven to cook and eat himI wish I'd thought of that before he got too big to fit. :(
>>34578780I wish I still had my innocence and be unaware of the depths of depravity some people are capable of thinking up.
>>34578781Could this be it? Like ok everyone is kinda nervous around people they're attracted to but I literally cannot relax around this dude despite knowing him for years
>>34578795Dishonest. You don’t have sons
I just sorta always feel sick without you
>>34578799once you have sex with him it will go away
>>34578802Who are you talking to negro
i miss the girl i was fuckin in college but she dont even exist. she a tulpa fr.
Why do men treat women they're attracted to like children and women they're not attracted to like they don't even exist? It's almost as is men actually hate women
>>34578770No but when I see a cute baby with chubby cheeks I kinda want to nibble them (gently!)
Saw the gat againruns away when I try to pet it, so I let the dog distract it while I took this
>>34578808where can i find a man who'll treat me like a child
MAre genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REF5JzqQa4c
State brodomFem-bros, what series/anime/films are you watching these days?Bro-bros, same question to youI wanna know how your tastes vary
chocolate makes me happy :)
>>34578810>gatSpanish?
>>34578810gyatt
>>34578811
>>34578812Myeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TxnuOia5w
>>34578799You haven't seen deep down
>>34578810You have that Sakaki-san energy.
>>34578808> Wai ah, de man arways tleet de woman he feer attlact to like smor baby chirren, but de woman he no attlact to jus like she no eben exis in dis worl one? Armost like de man actuwarry deep heit woman inside hart la.
>>34578812Mnoive been in a shitty mood so i havent listened to music in a couple days
>>34578804And all my pals will tell me is that I'm crazy
>>34578814Same but it has made me too fat so i have to stop eating itYou can be fat and happy, or beautiful and sad. I choose to be sad. What's the point in being happy if you aren't beautiful?
>>34578813Just finished season 2 of Resident Alien
>>34578824That's rough man. Hope it passes soon.
>>34578812f yeah i was listening to angel witch this morning. but nothing atm.
>>34578826thanks for reminding me about my weight, I will now stop eating chocolate
>>34578810this one always seems to be hanging around this other one
>>34578830>>34578826Misery loves company. I’ll eat chocolate in your honour
>>34578830You're welcome, fatty
>>34578808>treat women they're attracted to like childrenHow so?
>>34578813MFlowers in the Attic
>>34578812Mhttps://youtu.be/rj8s-6geA1E
>>34578813F, just finished The Boys and Morley Grove, currently waiting on the final episode of Euphoria, and I'm thinking of starting another youtube horror series. I love zoomerslop.
>>34578780Well, I'm not watching any more Lars Von Trier movies. You would think I would have learned my lesson after watching "Antichrist" and seeing Charlotte Gainsbourg's character cutting off her clitoris with a pair of scissors in extreme close-up. But no, I had to watch "Nymphomaniac" as well, and see a woman performing an amateur abortion on herself with a coat hanger. No more.
Dance with me, ice queen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU
>>34578832That’s a really cute kitty
I will now starve myself for a week
is sex with black women better than white womeni want to take a dip in the chocolate if you know what i mean
>>34578813These are all the movies I've downloaded this week.Have I watched them? Of course not! I always find time to download but I never find time to watch.
>>34578840lol, relatable. I watched melancholia (boring) and antichrist (laughable)I was couch surfing at a friend's place for a while and his insane junkie actor friends were watching nymphomaniac in the living room one day. the parts I caught were dogshit
>>34578814I hope it's *good* chocolate. Not your milk or (shudder) white rubbish?
>>34578813I havent watched any show in a whileI guess Dunk
>>34578843Being fat ain’t so bad
>>34578846Boomer
Women, if an employee at a store asked you out or gave you his number would it creep you out even though you've had casual conversations a couple times in the past, and would you stop going there to avoid him? This employee was also normal about getting rejected in this hypothetical scenario, so no freak outs or him being persistent.
>>34578808>It's almost as is men actually hate womenYeah, funny how that works.
>>34578840understandable. i've only seen dancer in the dark and even if it's one of my favourite movies, i haven't gotten the desire to watch any of his other movies yet since it was such a depression porn fest lol. someone suggested antichrist to me and i'll be continuing to avoid it now, thank you.
>>34578843I'm so hungry right now.
>>34578812Fhttps://youtu.be/OFcKm-5jSQE
>>34578808I hate this post because it reminded me that he only ever saw me kind of like a little sister
I'm having beer for dinner :D
Why don't the femcels simply join Chad's harem
>>34578780I don't think I regret consuming any piece of media. In fact the ones that stirred me the most were probably the ones that made me grow the most and I'd rather have had that experience than not.
>>34578855"Antichrist" has some mutilation of male genitals in it too, if that makes it any more tempting.
>>34578860unironically the worst, even worst than cigarettes.
>>34578853>would you stop going there to avoid him?Yes.
>>34578859NTA but if it's any consolation I'm really into my little sister so maybe there's a chance for you?
>>34578861I don't like sharing
>>34578868So what's your pick, self improvement so a good guy picks you, or pick a guy nobody else wants
>>34578813F last i week i watched shin godzilla (instantly became one of my favourites), then godzilla minus one the next day (meh), and yesterday og godzilla from 1954 (a classic for a reason).time to get to my true objective. i'm now allowed to watch all the mothra movies i assume since i know the godzilla lore basics now.
>>34578859shouldve been his type then
>>34578863my avoidance just went to 200% ty
>>34578864If I did this all the time? I agree. But anon is allowed three beers instead of a meal once in a blue moon, I think.
almost impulse bought a stupid pill box
I request an extraordinary convening of the supreme council of women to discuss a matter of pressing importance. I have submitted a memorandum to the standing committee laying out a concrete reason as to why the council should let me finally have a girlfriend.Please deliberate on this. I’m tired of being alone.
>>34578867Ew. And he has a gf anyway
>>34578843>I will now starve myself for a weekhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Starvation_Experiment>Among the conclusions from the study was the confirmation that prolonged semi-starvation produces significant increases in depression, hysteria and hypochondriasis; most of the subjects experienced periods of severe emotional distress and depression.>Participants exhibited a preoccupation with food, both during the starvation period and the rehabilitation phase. Sexual interest was drastically reduced, and the volunteers showed signs of social withdrawal and isolation.
>>34578870Based, Love Mothrahttps://youtu.be/uHHQgB6AXvI
>>34578859Can't you find another way?
>>34578808youve got it backwardsi treat women i'm attracted to like they dont exist. because obviously i could never be with them
>>34578579Guys: have you ever thought of cheating on your gf? Girls: how would you feel if your bf sucked a dick before meeting you?
>>34578874This bitch medicated LOL!!!
>>34578603Idk>>34578598So you're saying it's not over
Are there women who have politicians opinions beyond thinking they need the right to kill their baby?
>>34578875It's like making a friend, very similar actually, simple. All the people I know regardless of looks have a gf if they are extroverts/have many friends.
>>34578885Fool
>>34578874What's wrong with the pill box, I was kind of thinking about buying a 9 day one since my meds are divided in fours, if I buy 8 days, I'll have to refill on the day I take it, but if I have 9 holes, I can refill on day 7 and have a full box! ROLLOVERS
>>34578879God I love Mothra
>>34578885> Ah, are dere woman who hab poritical opinion beyond just thinking dey need the light to kirr their baby?
>>34578882>how would you feel if your bf sucked a dick before meeting you?Hot
>>34578813OP here. MI'e been watching Stargate. I finished SG-1 and Atlantis, and been putting Universe off for now while I watch Millennium. The first season of Millennium was a slog at times, but season 2 is great. I've also been watching the anime "Gate" and its sort of meh. The premise is fun but the actual series isn't anything special, it is so generic>>34578870A fellow completionist. I respect that
>>34578813M.>what series/anime/films are you watching these days?The Deuce.Homicide: Life on the Street. The Shield. The Pitt.Blake's 7.Babylon 5.Samurai Jack. Wonder Man. Inside No. 9.
Stupid zoomers clapping to backrooms
She was sweetened with aspartame No wonder she tasted off
>>34578894Hoe
>>34578870M:O I'm almost jealous. Mothra is a great flick. I have a VHS copy of it with an english dub where the voice actors are all doing slightly racist pidgin accents lolGiant Monsters All-Out Attack is a must-see imo. It's a sequel to 54 GodzillaYou'd probably like Shin Kamen Rider too, also. I'd never watched any Kamen Rider before I watched it and thought it was sick
>>34578882>Guys: have you ever thought of cheating on your gf?I only ever do open relationships. So no.
>>34578899This shit doesn't phase me ever since there was a theatrical release of a film about Slenderman
my pooooookie. omg
>>34578906He's gay
>>34578905first time I saw any clapping in a movie. It is kinda cute seeing people being excited about something it also pisses me off
>>34578880The thought of grabbing him by the collar and kissing him has occurred to me, yes.
>>34578906Pookie died a long, long time ago. Get help. He’s gone. We all miss him
Women, stop laughing at us.I SAID STOP LAUGHING
>>34578912me on the right
>>34578899imagine paying to see hollywood slop in current year+15
>>34578911sad kitty...
>>34578909lol fuck zoomers were born into a post-americlap world I guess
>>34578917there is only slop now
>>34578895>pic relif it's from the creators of x-files then i never knew this existed, is it worth it really? and yeah gate was shit. seasonal anime reallly isn't worth it anymore, maybe except for apothecary diaries.
>>34578912why are women so determined to destroy our self esteem? :(
>>34578912I'm hung like a greek statue. Like actually. I mean it grows, but not anything crazy
>>34578902wrote all this down lmao thank you
>>34578919He’s not sad, just drunk :D
>>34578922so stop consuming it
>>34578923I would say Millennium is worth it. It is boring at first if you are not in the right headspace, at least season 1. Until things start happening. Season 2 ramps up the plot and it gets interesting. There is actually a cross over in season 7 of X-files apparently and that's what got me into it. I haven't finished season 7 yet, not until I watch millennium
>>34578930He looks sad.
>>34578935Well, he’s Irish. The Irish get melancholic when they drink.
>>34578927o7 I feel like I should namedrop Kaiju Big Battel as well since that was another dvd I rented from the video store around the same time as when I first got into Godzilla. It's an american spoof of kaiju & pro wrestling
>>34578845Mr. Tyson is that you?
>>34578912The romans saw big penises as embarrassing and didn't care what women thought. The guy that they based this statue on probably did not have that musculature either. Greeks made realistic statues. Romans made idealized statues.
>>34578938it wasn't a typo huh. this looks so ass but in a good way lol.
take a fookin walk
>>34578940That isnt a roman statue you fucking retardits Michelangelos DavidYou're off by almost 1000 yearsAnd the point of small dicks on statues, it was about not coming off as a perv. Its like seeing fanart of a character and they have giant tits and ass that arent accurate to the actual design. The artist comes off as a brainless coomer
TPDTotal Pookie Death
>>34578853No I'd take it as a compliment and be delighted, even if uninterested or taken.But I'm a bit narcissistic and insecure, as well as a sadist. I've never had anyone irl creep on or assault me because men can smell it. The average woman would get scared, don't do that to them. It makes me sad when my female friends are uncomfortable after being hit on.So if she seems a bit evil, go for it. But if unsure, don't.
Women did you pray for penis day?
>>34578944lol for sure. I haven't watched it since I was little but figure you'd get a kick out of it. I remember drawing fanart of it, specifically Dr. Cube
>>34578865If you don't mind me asking, why? Is it too awkward afterwards?
My bf loses his libido when stressed and tired or if we argue.Is that normal? Or is he just not that into me? If anything I'm more horny when stressed and he's still hot even if I'm pissed at him.
>>34578662Bitch he's old, dummy. Not hot unless you're a gerontophile.
>>34578956Yes
>>34578947Kill pookies. Behead pookies. Roundhouse kick a pookie into the concrete. Slam dunk a pookie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pookies. Defecate in a pookies food. Launch pookies into the sun. Stir fry pookies in a wok. Toss pookies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pookies gas tank. Judo throw pookies into a wood chipper. Twist pookies heads off. Report pookies to the IRS. Karate chop pookies in half. Curb stomp pregnant faggot pookies. Trap pookies in quicksand. Crush pookies in the trash compactor. Liquefy pookies in a vat of acid. Eat pookies. Dissect pookies. Exterminate pookies in the gas chamber. Stomp pookie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pookies in the oven. Lobotomize pookies. Mandatory abortions for pookies. Grind pookie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pookies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pookies with a ray gun. Kick old pookies down the stairs. Feed pookies to alligators. Slice pookies with a katana.
>>34578956>My bf loses his libido when stressed and tired or if we argue.what do you expect?
IOTBPIt’s ok to be pookie
What is pookie, is this new meme
>>34578946Okay but it seems derivative of the roman style still which it probably is considering the roman church probably paid for it.
my pookie alive big and smart
>>34578940That statue is neither Roman not Greek you pretentious retard
>>34578956It's normal for me
>>34578968Yeah, i means faggot
>>34578970Who’s your pookie? Please don’t tell me it’s some K-pop singer
>>34578969David wasnt comissioned by the Church.
>>34578890well one it doesn't have enough dividers for a full week. two it's official pokemon merch that released in japan yesterday and it already sold out and is being resold on mercari jp for 4x the retail price. i don't even take my meds i just want it because the illustration on the lid is cute
>>34578971It was clearly inspired by the Roman style>>34578969Okay it was funded by an italian republican government
>>34578954>If you don't mind me asking, why?Because if I didn't stop going, there's a dangerously high chance that he would take that as a sign that I'm secretly interested and playing hard to get.
>>34578979You really ought to shut the fuck up
it's 10 o clock. do you know were your pookie is?
>>34578976I looked it up and saw
>>34578877lol I was already like that before starving myself
>>34578979Nothing cooler than a guy who is never ever ever wrong."Oh, so I wasn't right technically? Well, I was still right in spirit."
>>34578956>Is that normal?When very tired, yes. When stressed, no.
>>34578956Yes that's normal. How can you be stressed and horny? that doesn't make sense. You're a freak or something idk
what is a pookie?
>>34578983You should try looking things up BEFORE you speak.
>>34578981You ought to shut the fuck up. No wonder you're completely alone and miserable if you take every chance to dunk on people and lend no grace you fucking asshole. Kys.
>>34578978ah, so its merch, that's definitely impulse buy territory. I never bother hunting merch anymore, too expensive most of the time.
>>34578848I like dark chocolate>>34578850it's very very bad>>34578856hunger is a good thing
>>34578984>lol I was already like that before starving myselfAnd you want to make it much worse?
>>34578982This, so much this
>>34578933looks like i need to rewatch x-files in that case as well, well i was looking for an excuse anyway lol. thanks anon.
>>34578983I dont know what you saw but it was comissioned by the the Opera del Duomo. specifically one of its main backers the Guild of Wool Merchants
To err is human. To forgive is Pookie.
A loser representation because a woman? Or because brown?
>>34578990Oh yeah Italian art isn't influenced by roman styles and ideas at all. I'm such a retard.
>>34579002You're socialized by AI, no wonder you fail at actual human conversation.
>>34578999It said some Florentine Republican Government when I looked it up
You know what? Some of you femoids are alright. I mean that
>>34578993It isn't my fault you're completely retarded don't project onto me
women are you tired of us (men)?
Does anyone else here suffer from chronic depression/persistent depression disorder?Nothing is worse than the feeling that you should be happy, like everything is going right, but you still feel depressed.
>>34578989POOKIE = Primary Offensive Operations Killteam In Extermination
>>34579002that mentailty originated from the greeks>>34579006the florentine goverment is very different from the catholic churchespecially during the 1500s
WomenWhat kind of fragrances do you prefer for men? citrusy, sweet, floral or what?
>>34578584i plan on marrying an 18 year old when im 40
>>34578993NTA, know your place, GIOYC crybaby
>>34579001I remember watching that game live and was clutching my sides laughing at all of the cuts to the Brazilians in the stadium absolutely malding.
>>34579014just their natural boy musk
Women does it hurt your chest if you lay on your stomach?
>>34579011I used to. Basically most of my 20's. But then you know, you just have to get on with things. You can only suffer so much. I'm pretty much 30 years old now and I'm happy. Life I simple if you let it be, my friend
>>34579011I don't feel anything, actually.Which I've been told is real clinical depression.
>>34579019DIdn't ask you, ENTJ
>>34579017You pretend to talk to girls that are smelly men
>>34579020They say I smell like corn.
>>34579019I was reading 4chan while the game was going on and posts were leaking from /sp/ onto every other board I was reading. fun times.
>>34579002>Italian art"Italy" didn't even exist until 1861.>I'm such a retard.Well, you said it, not me. But the ability to admit it when you're wrong is an important life-skill, you know.
>>34578931Sometimes there are some good movies
>>34578996if it means I get to be comfortable with my body then yes
>>34579020This guy is wearing pink knee-high socks right now
I've been in the showet for the past hour and I have no plans of leaving time for more water on ny skin
>>34579010>women are you tiredYes>>34579014>What kind of fragrances do you prefer for men? citrusy, sweet, floral or what?Fresh and/or spicy. I also really like boozy scents, but not every man can pull them off.>>34579024Kill yourself
>>34578994yeah, i think i'll just wait until i can proxy ship it with a bunch of other items and see how the price changes. hopefully it'll still be available then
>>34579027I've been compared to popcorn. Are you also a white man?
women would you date a man who's pits kinda smell like coffee?
>>34579010>women are you tired of us (men)?Exhausted.
I’m so fucking pookiepilled right now.There’s a little bit of pookie in all of us
>>34579013Yeah, so you're saying with your credibility on the line that this statue was not influenced at all by Roman aesthetics and ideals, and that Rome and the church were not hugely influential on the aesthetics choices of italians in the 1500s? That's what you are claiming?
>>34579019I heard some people killed themselves
>>34579038what
>>34579022I've felt like this as long as I can remember. But now I actually have a reason to be happy, but I just can't feel it fully.
Sodomy has happened. These people have been raped.
>>34579037No, Asian, I think it's how my sweat interacts with that specific shirt, since I always catch myself smelling like corn too when I wear it. Probably the fabric or something, it's specifically the collar on the back of my neck that smells kind of corn-y
>>34579016>i plan on marrying an 18 year old when im 40Well, you certainly won't be mature enough to have anything in common with a teenager any earlier than that.
>>34579040*nods sagely* it's about the pookies we made along the way *reclines obesely*
>>34579041Im not the retard that claimed David was a roman statue
>>34579035Oh sorry, did I mistake you for another self-hating brownoid piece of shit?
Women I get very hot and sweaty when I sleep and in general. How would you feel waking up next to a man who smelled quite strongly in the morning and made the room humid.
>>34579021If I don't have my arms in the right spot yeah. I dig a boob trench for under my towel at the beach and they're not even big. >>34579011Yeah but I've never felt it quite like that. Mostly things don't go right.>>34579014None please>>34579010Yeah :/ like I'm not even mad I'm just disappointed and hurt so I don't want to play with them any more.
>>34579032>if it means I get to be comfortable with my bodyIt won't. It'll make you binge and put on more weight than you've lost.
>>34579050Fatso, I’m going to sleep. I’ll ponder pookie tomorrow
>>34579052I'm not self-hating anymore, actually.
>>34579027>>34579037corn smelling moids... hot..
>>34579036if you really, Really want it you might as well get it now, I'm like super chill on merch now, so I don't mind missing out on things, I've murdered my FOMO.
>>34579021They're high up and small enough that my head and ribcage make it easy for them to not be too squished. But it's also just generally not a comfortable position to lay/sleep in imo.
>>34579035>Yeswould you like a lap pillow?
>>34579049someones jealous. want to let me have children before that? no? then guess what, its gonna happen
my baby my baby you're my baby say it to me
why don't they make a self healing razor that is always sharp
Need a >Honey, why are you up so late, are you hungry? Want me to heat up some soup for you? kind of girl.
>>34579053can't complain i also wake up sweaty literally no matter what.
>>34579054>None pleaseso you want your man to smell like sweat?
The meaning of life is to talk up a girl with massive honkers and tell her how beautiful she is. Next thing you know you're in a relationship with said woman giving her creampies. This is in fact very achievable. Women just want attention. In fact, they need it. Give women attention and receive bountiful treasures. Simple as.
>>34579064I’m grown
>>34579030I acknowledge I was wrong but it still was influenced by Roman statue idealism and values. Why can't you acknowledge that I made an incorrect off-handed educated guess that wasn't completely nonsensical?
>>34579014Anything except typical wood/pine etc. and no perfume, soaps only
I smell kinda like pizza when I sweat
>>34579057So you're just a brownoid piece of shit now, and still a larper
gender do you partake in goynip?
>>34579063An 18 year old may fuck you at 40 if she's BPD enough, but she will not have kids with you.
>>34578673Idc if they don't have anonimity.
>>34579051So you won't put your credibility on the line to say those things. Interesting. I wonder why you won't.
>>34579048Funny. It's a different story for me. If I've really worked up a sweat regardless of my clothing, I apparently smell like picrel.>>34579058:)
>>34579054>so I don't want to play with them any more
Why can't I just say yes to her
>>34579021After a while, sure
>>34579084Death to all vague posters
>>34579084I dunno anon. Why not? What's she like, what is she to you, etc.?We need a little more to go on.
I can't feel anything anymore. Even the best thing thats ever happened to me feels like nothing
>>34579077SO jealous. yes she will. im going to have a happy family after investing in crypto for years. cope and seethe.
>>34579084because you made a vow of silence until you became a pilot but then you discovered that you are daltonic
>>34579046It's because you've had long term depression and your system needs to be activated. When I was coming out of it, I was still numb, but I would have a fleeting moment of intense emotional beakdown and cry for like 10 seconds, and then it would just vanish as if nothing happened and it was back to numbness. It was my system activating up again, learning how to feel again.That's what happensYour mind is still protecting you, you've been like that for so long. It is a biochemical and neurological thing at this point more than a psychological thing. You have to activate your humanity again and learn to FEEL again. If you think you should be happy now, then you are probably ready
>>34579081>credibilitynigga we're on an annoymous image boardwhat fucking credibilityyou're retarded when it comes to history and artshush now
>>34579068Hang on can we clarify something? Are you saying fragrances as in perfumes and colognes or fragrances as in scents used for anything like shampoo and deodorant? I assumed the cologne route.
>>34579076FIf goynip is Goodnight Moon, yes.
Can i go get a massage as a man, without people thinking that im going to get my wang tugged?
>>34578812Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoYAGNLqFwg
>>34579072If your acknowledgement has to be pulled out of you like a dentist pulls teeth, then you've got a problem. It's fucking 4chan, it's all ephemeral, you don't have a reputation to protect, and nobody would even notice your persistent patterns in the first place if you didn't insist on calling attention to yourself. Just behave better instead of trying to protect your rep.
>>34579094goynip is weedasmr is goyfection
>>34579076I'd coom in her
>>34579092I don't know a lot about art but I'm pretty good at history. I was just commenting on why the statue had a small penis.
>>34579072>Why can't you acknowledgeBecause it's Michaelangelo's David. It's possibly the single most famous piece of sculpture in the world. It's literally on a par with not recognising the Mona Lisa.
>>34579095why do you care
>>34579095Of course. Just don't go to an "Asian massage parlor" or a similar establishment. Go to a spa or a gym or something.
>tfw no bf w poor motor skills
ayy bros? you guys hear that saxophone?Why it getting loud?
>>34579104nothing that a little lead or mercury won't solve
>>34579089>investing in crypto>investingPic related.
I love vagueposting
>>34579076I am unfortunately at this very moment partaking in goynip. I am slonking that shit like a machine today because I failed to learn better coping methods for extreme stress when I was a younger man.I'm at least not gorging myself or paranoid, and I don't feel compelled to go out to the store ASAP and buy more nip. It is my drug of choice, historically, however. I have a long relationship with the drug.
>>34579104You should see me play sports. Actually, don't do that. You should see me play video games. Actually, don't do that either. You should see me chop vegetables in the kitchen. I might embarrass myself there too, but at least dinner will be ready when I'm finished.
I fucking LOVE grain. Corn, rice, quinoa... yeaaahhhhhhh
>>34579097Why are you acting like this about a comment I made? Even your first comments were incredibly insulting before I responded. It really wasn't as stupid as you are trying to make me sound. You're obsessed with trying to make me look bad. Are you normally like this irl or do you hold it all in irl?
>>34579114Love me some rice too.
>>34579074My piss smells like McDonald's french fries
>>34579104Hey
>>34579099No you won't! She's my parasocial gf!
>>34579115Whose first comments? Multiple people replied to you because you come off as an arrogant ass, and you do so consistently.
>>34578683The reality is probably harsher than you think and he preys on femanon that hasn't had penis for a while, then takes it away like a sycophant.
>>34579114It's rice and whole wheat for this gamer. Corn is okay. Not much of a quinoa fan.
>>34579101I LITERALLY was just paying attention to the penis and the girl and commenting on why it had a small penis. I wasn't thinking that hard about it. I made a quick glance and comment.
>>34579119Too late. She's pregnant with my seed.
>>34579059it's fine, i don't want it badly enough to waste thirty bucks on a 550 yen piece of plastic
Women how willing are you to call a guy 'baby boy'?
M>>34578603It smells normal?>>34578673Not really complaining as long it isn't porn>>34578764No, but it's because I'm paranoid and I like being single>>34578812https://youtu.be/GbfOBGhRbe0?si=M9P_isCo9wQuwIg_
>>34579115NTA, because you're a well known narc?
>>34579121>sycophantDo you know what that word means
>>34579066I would have done this for him. But he doesn't want me, and saw me doing things for him as some sort of attack or judgement of him because he has mommy issues. Soup gf exists, I hope you find her before she gets disillusioned.
Women, what kind of man do you see yourself happily married to?
>>34579120You're like the most humble person I've ever met. Everyone on 4chan is humble except me and like several other people. You're right. You made these comments because I am committing an injustice; not because you are an arrogant asshole that tries to sound as smart as he can and fights with people on the internet to prove his intelligence to himself.
>>34579123>I LITERALLY was just paying attention to the penisYeah we know faggot
>>34579055that won't happen because now I'm scared of food
Why did your parents cryogenically freeze your child clone in an iron Rape Tank and then pimp it out to artificially generated pedophiles?
>>34579126oh damn, that's an outrageous hike, lolskin all scalpers and all that.
>>34579130I'm not though. I literally just want human connection.
>>34579134Him
>>34579096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhdgAcV0KM
>>34579134A paranoid schizophrenic living on government benefits
