>>34590527
First for I hate men.
>>34594388Peak moid fantasy or foid fantasy?
New thread?! :D
>>34594396I don't hate women.
Women, how much do you care about a mans bodycount?
Got guns, do you wanna take aim at each other?
>>34594396
Euro Femanons are gems.> Good-bye forever.
>>34594409Sar
>>34594396thats fair i hate me too
>>34594401NTAFirst lie in the thread?>>34594403As long as he has a clear STD/STI panel I don't care
>>34594403Don't care at all as long as it isn't obscene like double digits. What I do care is that he hasn't cheated or had sex outside of exclusive committed relationships and doesn't watch porn.
>>34594414>As long as he has a clear STD/STI panel I don't careI know for a fact I'm clean but I guess it couldn't hurt to get one of those done, huh
>>34594417If he looks at softcore porn but only while single, is that any better at all?
First for loving women
>>34594417>doesn't watch porn.oofdating must be like professionally hunting for needles in haystacks
>>34594403Quite a bit, it should be around mine.
>>34594429What's yours? Mine's 3.
Mize iz ZERO zoz
>>34594420I get one every so often because I think my gf cheats.
do all guys have their cocks act as brains or is that just you guys here
>>34594396Is this how women felt about the I hate women poster? Seems more cute and endearing than I would have expected, when it's directed at my gender.
>>34594433No, and I don't let my cock be my brain either.
>>34594433All the guys here are just larping to have their cocks act as brains
Will anon's plan succeed?>>34594053
>>34594433Most, guys here are cellies desperate for female attention so it makes them worse though.
>>34594433men online are worse because the odds they've been mindraped by pornographic content from a young age into hypersexual weirdos is much higher. At least compared to real life situations
>>34594430Also 3. All LTRs.
4 days of the week I am a moid on /atoga/ 1 day I am a foid and the other 2 days I rest.
Women, is it bad that I'm not a big fan of artificial lube? It just doesn't feel as good as what a woman has naturally.
>>34594437Anon will get cheated on, an STD, robbed, or all 3
>>34594442The first and third for me were also LTRs, but the second was with a friend who I had a thing with one summer in my twenties. Learned I don't really want to do that kind of thing again.
What if they had sex with 20 people but only once with all of them instead of having 2 partners but having had sex with them hundreds of times
>>34594450Hot if female
>>34594450I'm not sure I'd have much in common with someone who's attended an orgy before.
>>34594456Not an orgy. It was all one on one
Are the CIA the ones responsible for all those high quality sissy hypno videos?
Men, would you rape a man in a non-gay way?
>>34594445It seems a lot of men share the same sentiment. Women have periods of dryness though, and it's not exactly something we can control, so you should probably be open to it at some point in a LTR or marriage.>>34594448Why not? Guilt, not as satisfying as with a partner?>>34594450Fuck no, gimme the 2 partners, hundreds of times.
>>34594460Not really. I would cut their fingers off.
>>34594397>a woman is physiologically unable to leave her man, her body belongs to his>a man is unable to have proper sex with a woman, resorting to constant cuddlesKinda both
>>34594460No, I would do it in a gay way
>>34594460Yeah
Me after getting 100 of (You)s: *Smile*Anons: Jesus Me after getting 100 of (You)s you are a freak.
>>34594474Can you rephrase that like an English speaker
>>34594474I just admit that I'm a woman and say weird things and y'all go (You) (You) (You)
>>34594457That's a hard no.>>34594464>Why not? Guilt, not as satisfying as with a partner?It's not nearly as satisfying, and I caught feelings immediately after we had sex. Lost a friend over it.
>>34594391Yeah and the last two inquirer girls have been teenagers lol.There's a new one who just started coming last week and I think she's over the age of 20. Cute redhead. I got her name but she didn't stay for lunch. Pray for me.>>34594379Also what this anon said, bigly. In general, you can't really go to a new church to hit on women. Hell, one of my Russian friends got visibly angry when a guy in his mid 20s started dancing with one of his sisters at a wedding. She's pretty young though.
>>34594475I don't know. Can I?
>>34594478>Pray for me.Get Trisagion'd sucka
I have a friend who insists women aren't physically sexually attracted to men at all. He says that what they are really attracted to are purely optics (how good she looks with him) and the thought of herself getting ravaged. Whilst men are carnally attracted to the female body. Sounds ridiculous to me. Thoughts, femanons?
>>34594471Straightest Tom of Finland appreciator
I love going out with a religious girl and making her stop wearing her cross or hijab. Women will do anything for their man.
>>34594483Your friend is a retard.
>>34594483>how good she looks with himNot this part, but the rest, kind of. May just be because very very few men have sexually attractive bodies though.
>>34594403A lot, I actually believe in that "waiting for marriage" thing
>>34594498MI do too, but I'm not a virgin. You think other women like you would write me off for only having come around to this as an adult?
Me? Yeah I am a virgin. Oh don't mind my ex gfs they are all virgins too.
>>34594403I don't ask, but if I can guess it's a lot lower than mine I'll refuse his advances.
Femanons, let's say your hypothetical boyfriend doesn't have a good relationship with his mother and she lives across the country, he visits her for mother's day but only wants to go alone and doesn't want you to meet her. Would you be okay with this?
>>34594403Clear sti/d panel and I'm fine as long as there is no clinging to an ex.
>>34594509Yeah.Though if she sucks so much I'd be trying to convince you not to go and save the money for something you actually want to do instead.
>>34594500Nah, personally I think I could get over it if our relationship was good
>>34594445If by artificial you mean silicone, then valid. If you're talking water based then you're kind of missing the point of lube.
>>34594483ion think hes wrong, but i may be the minorityim a deeply insecure fuck so this shit would apply to me in the regard id kill myself if seen with a man that mogs me, and sex is hot
>>34594511Sometimes the stars align and I agree with Blue. Just sometimes though
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>>34594483Sounds like your friend is a lil closeted bi.
>>34594523He claims to be asexual
>>34594509Sure, it's your call. I'd rather not interfere in my partner's family issues
>>34594515Cool. I figured as much but just wanted to hear it.
>>34594525My sister and her friends told me all their male friends used to say this until they saw a girl they liked or until they got a gf
>>34594509I suppose this is for privacy reasons, or she is crazy, or she hates your dad, or she won't trust me for a couple years.
>>34594483>women aren't physically sexually attracted to men at all.Truth
>>34594483That's silly, I think the male body is absolutely delicious
How common is pic rel? How do I tell if my partner feels this way?He almost always cuddles me right away, is that a good sign he doesn't experience this?
>>34594535Alright Hannibal
>>34594433Varies by age. By 30ish, it wears off and sober judgement reigns.
>>34594529Well, they were probably just messing with her. He's the only guy that I know that claims to be asexual (I don't really believe him).>>34594535I'd hope so. But he's said it so often and with such conviction I'm starting to have doubts
>>34594535Gay
>>34594539For me not at all.
>>34594444Be my gf
>>34594540Just a tiny shoulder nibble
>>34594544
>>34594525He's probably severely low functioning autistic then. He's only regurgitating mainstream hollywood opinions and has likely not been able to understand the nuances in the most popular romance movies. He should watch 1930-1940's movies, there's a lot less nuance but there's a lot more double speak to get ideas around censors.
>>34594460No. He would get stabbed.And it's a lie that rape isn't about sex.
>>34594547For some odd reason you always end up replying to me. I can be your gf every once per week. You have no clue how many time you've replied to me.
>>34594483No, I even fetishize my boyfriend's feet and armpits. Even his internal organs and bones. He is a work of art to me and I could and do stare for hours.However there are elements of what your friend mentions. I like when he finds me attractive too, and I do like how we look together. I believe your friend may be observing spontaneous vs responsive sexuality though, which varies by individual. Typically it's assumed male sexuality is spontaneous (inspired by stimulus, or at random) and female is more responsive (how she is treated) but it is different for everyone. I consider mine spontaneous.
>>34594539New fear unlocked, what the actual hell moids
>>34594553Soulmates
>>34594539Women tend to develop feelings from hookup sex far more often than men. This guy probably just seen her as a quick fuck and the post-nut clarity made him want nothing to do with her anymore.
>>34594554>Spontaneous and responsive Suppose I see a man with nice muscular thighs, and I imagine him using them to ravage me (as op anon said). Is that spontaneous or responsive?
>>34594555>what the actual hell moidsI have no idea what's going on there.
If a homeless person asks for you to make a phone call for them you are morally allowed to reject right?
Latinas suck the skin right off your dick
>>34594539MI've never experienced that and have never met a man who has either.
Moids will Fucking claim she is overweight when she could probably destroy half of them.
>>34594569You can do whatever
>>34594566Probably a bit of both, which is why it's all a bit reductive. Arguably a guy who sees a woman with a huge ass and wants her to sit on his face is just like you.At the end of the day all that matters is that you and the person you're with understand each other's sexualities and are compatible.
>>34594574She is overweight.
>>34594574why do you keep posting this
>>34594569Yes. Could be a scammer putting shit programming on your phone.
>>34594580Because you and others reply to it ya dummy
So women really just barge into male spaces just to bitch at them 24/7, but they don't let trannies enter their spaces hmmmmm idk seems kind of antisemitic
>>34594581I see now why you don't like sativas or hybrids.
>>34594581I am more afraid of him being like nah this is mine now
>>34594580You're a LIbra aren't you darling?
>>34594589cancer
Foids what is your foot shape?
>>34594586>ATOGA is a male spaceNo it's not retard.
>>34594588That too
>>34594591Celtic or greek unironicallyMy shits weird
Damn, fuck microdosing Amy, I upped my dosage to 7 grams and this shit feels good man.
>>34594586This is a pretty retarded argument desu, no woman is asking for access to the men's room for example. the "male spaces" women fought to access were actually pretty public fora meant for socialising and networking
>>34594592I'm talking about 4chaaaaaaaaaaan, babe.
>>34594599ATOGA is a general on 4chan and 4chan was never intended as a male only space.
>>34594595Greek isn't bad
>>34594595>the most disgusting shapefigures
>>34594599MYou seem to have taken tits or gtfo way too literally
>>34594601Celtic is kind of weird. That's why you said Greek.
>>34594591Greek. I am one anyway
Why do so many women claim to be anti-racist and then basically completely exclude black men from their dating pool?
>>34594607What women say and what they do are... Whatever, you know the rest
>>34594591Greek
Women, my trust level with you is currently a 3 out of 10.
>>34594607typical niglet unable to use that empty head
>>34594445>It just doesn't feel as good as what a woman has naturally.Of course it doesn't, but when a woman's natural lubrication temporarily runs out, what else are you going to do?
Women, is there one weird trick that makes you susceptible to getting tricked into getting fucked?
why do I sleep faster if I jerk off
>>34594598I've seen lots of male spaces just have a woman show up and reee at them until they moved to the next space.>>34594600I'm not upset with the general, I'm just saying it's weird seeing broads in a place full of porn and misogyny and they're like "yeah me and my chad boyfriend went ice skating" or whatever the fuck telling dweebs to touch grass.>>34594604>I'm one of the cool moidsbased gtfo means stay, you're right. I am silly.
>>34594625love grabbing my tits to help myself fall asleep
>>34594625The answer is actually multifaceted.
>>34594630how big is it
>>34594595>>34594606>>34594612prove it right now
>>34594627>I am silly.You are, and I am cool. Thanks faggot
>>34594637Forgot to say nag
>>34594601>>34594602It is greek shaped actually but I know I should not have any greek in me genetically.
>>34594622Yeah the one where we sign a piece of paper and then an old guy (who may or may not be dressed like a wizard) says some words. Congrats, we're now married
>>34594630Are you a Moid or Fucking Foid!?
>>34594637My feets are dirty, I've been walking all day through grass yards.
>foids won't post one meme
>>34594539>wants to punch her teeth inNo. This is not normal. Of the millions of people who saw this tweet, only 300 men liked it, and probably less unique people. Guys like that are weirdos. You have a better chance at getting AIDS. Don't worry about dumb rare things, and spend more time on interacting with people so that you have a good gauge on whether a person is good to be around
>>34594643It was actually a witch, not a wizard that cast a spell over the paper I signed. The weird trick they used on me though has led to me not getting fucked like was promised to me.
>>34594580A man posted that, stop replying to his bait
>>34594653how would you know
>broke up with gf of 2 years >sexually she was quite inexperienced >she couldn't be taught and strongly disliked doing anything different, so basically had only just vanilla sex which felt uninspiring to me >eventually sex became a chore She was 35 and didn't really know how to take care of a man. How can these people be screened out. Also has anyone ever taught anyone who is, honestly, bad at sex, to improve?
>>34594591Am asian dude, has greek feet.
>>34594553He replies to everyone
>>34594649Men will whine and complain about sex dropping off after marriage when 90% of the time they are the ones causing it.
>>34594657Jealous?
>>34594655You were with her for two years. That's your fault. You should've left by month 6
I think it's the modern shoes we all have greek feet due to the design
women sound so cute when they just woke up
>>34594646Put some real boots on and get to work
Are lesbian couples the most pure?
>>34594655>orgasm every time>partner doesn't want to stick shit up your ass and down your throatThat's my fucking dream sex life and far above anything that's realistically available to me. Why are men's standards so high?
>>34594664I have Egyptian feet, apparently.
>>34594646Nevermind
>>34594655The way that you think about sex is the reason she also left.>She was not taking care of meYou had a true trad relationship as you being sole bread winner? I feel like that probably also wasn't true either.
>>34594659Claiming men cause dead bedroom is like claiming women aren't doing enough housework, like yes in some relationships I'm sure it's true but by and large it's retarded to assign the blame that way.
>>34594668nta but apparently we're completely sexually compatible. I don't imagine I'm very unique at all; there are surely other men like this
>>34594666Boots don't get me better tips, wagie.
>>34594655>How can these people be screened outBy chad don’t worry bro, the tides are turning on the dating market
Women, how is her hair that fluffy? I want to burry my hands in it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwBUNwPg0Gw
Burgers or burritos?
>>34594669That pic was probably made within this decade
>>34594667>highest divorce rate>highest DV rate>highest rate of just being a fucking bitchif anything lesbian couples prove women are the problem
>>34594678Burgers. I had like two burritos in my life
>>34594674>working for tips Do you have to sing happy birthday for snot nosed children?
>>34594680>highest divorce rateFrom moids>highest DV rateFrom moidsQuit lyin on yo dickhttps://youtu.be/YfZXV0Ot8Qc
FI have engaged in so much degenerate sexual behavior that I genuinely believe I could not be honest with a hypothetical partner if he were to ask me about my past. I don't want a man who is as much of a degen as I am.
>>34594685Do you wanna confess to any of it here?
>>34594682No. I buy $2 diaper packs and ship them across town for $30 instead of them just going to the dollar store down the street.
I wanna look her in the eyes and call her my darling
>>34594685Myeah me too overall, except i dont care if she's as much of a perv as me. I'd prefer we both just keep it to ourselves and just agree to not ask too much though
>>34594660Of what
>>34594685hmmmm.....
>>34594688I prithee, whomst?
Women would you date a man named Muhammed Salman emwazi rajapahit creepshit
>>34594686A lot of casual sex, nudism, exhibitionism, sending pics. Stuff like that
>>34594685I turned my gf into a sexual degen just like me but sometimes I think she was always like it this it just a took a based man like me to bring it out in her
>>34594691Me
What is sex like for women?
>>34594697>/soc/ regularMan you have no idea what degen actually means
>>34594700Why would I be jealous of you
>>34594685The usual?
>>34594685>>34594689How do I avoid gooners like this without having to ask or hear about their pasts?The classic male shit test of "wanna fuck? yes? fuck you whore it's over"?
>>34594701Weed plants are only female for smoking.
>>34594704He has a soulmate
>>34594701Very vulnerable. Not always in a good way, sometimes it feels like giving away part of yourself. Sometimes that's a nice thing too though.
>>34594695A very special girl
>>34594701wish i knewwwwwwaaaaAAA
>>34594687Are you banned from getting a regular 9-5 job?
>>34594701Like masturbating with your left hand but it gets tired and leaves halfway through
>>34594667>Are lesbian couples the most pure?Undoubtedly>>34594680>intentionally misinterpreting statistics>>34594701>What is sex like for women?With men or women?
>>34594715haha
>>34594703I mean I haven't been in an orgy but I think I'm still a perv. I don't want a partner like that.
>>34594710Gay
>>34594685Now this is ragebait
>>34594707They're not hard to spot. Just go with your gut. Don't ignore red flags.
>>34594712>giving away part of yourselfPhysically or metaphorically? Can you elaborate?
>>34594697That's not half as bad as I thought it was gonna be. What kind of exhibitionism?
>>34594707If she doesn't bleed when you put it in for the first time.
>>34594723This is the kind of shit I send my gf full knowingly she’s going to gargle my balls when I walk through my front door, now that’s a degen relationship you can’t buy
>>34594728Metaphorically, metaphysically? It feels like a loss. Like I'm a little *less* afterwards.
>>34594723>I haven't been in an orgy
>>34594726If you're enraged, that's a you issue
>>34594729Flashing people like cleaning service or massage therapist. I also get horny when I have to get naked for a doctor.
>>34594718No, I just don't need one unless they pay over $25/hour.
Why doesnt my boyfriend care that Im toxic? Today I told him that I dont care if he gets bald and old because it just means less lustful eyes looking at him and he just laughed and told me "thats hot." Im genuinely tell him every day that I am a possessive freak of a red flag and it just makes him like me more. Wtf is wrong with this man???
>>34594741that's cute, i wouldn't hate a girl wanting me for herself
>>34594727Post red flags
>>34594741Men will do anything for a crumb of pussy
>>34594737Lucky them. I don't really think you'd have a hard time meeting a man on the same wavelength as you, but this also doesn't sound like the worst stuff to hide from a man if you had to.
>>34594741men like to act all opinionated and mighty but in the end that desperate cock always forgives
>>34594738You need to be earning at least $40+/hr to live comfortably, I already earn twice than that I still can’t afford a brand new yacht
>>34594749My cock is not desperate it's actually very choosy and patient thanks >:(
How would you feel if your oneitis preferred bettering themselves to choosing you
>>34594685>I don't want a man who is as much of a degen as I am.Lol we know. You type of women always end up marrying some rich virgin nerd and manipulating him.
>>34594754Like any other rejection
>>34594754I would understand and try to move on.
>>34594741Lmaoing at non-breeder males
>>34594745I dunno, anything they do or say that doesn't sit well with you that has to do with sex, porn or masturbation.
>>34594704Because my milkshake brings a the boys to the yard
>>34594734What if it's with a long-term partner? A boyfriend you're engaged with or your husband? Would you still view it as a net loss?
>>34594750Duh. When normie jobs start catching up to inflation then I'll consider them.
>>34594721Horny loves Joker
I deserve a Boyfriend.
>>34594748>man on the same wavelength as youBut I don't want that.I think most people would be disgusted by that. I would be.
>>34594753that was actually very cute
>>34594765When I'm depressed, yeahI feel really guilty about itI don't choose to feel that way
>>34594768Hey
>>34594768Probably. Not me however. I deserve someone better thank (You).
>>34594768i don'tbut i still want one
>>34594768I don't deserve a boyfriend. I deserve better.
>>34594773I wouldn't want a rude person to be my Boyfriend anyways..
>>34594766>they/them thinks there will be white collar office jobs just there for them in the future If you know, you know lmao
>>34594769I'm a very vanilla person and not disgusted by it. I think you're just worrying too much.If you feel really guilty about it all, the best you can do is just not do that stuff anymore.
>>34594770Thanks for noticing
>>34594768We need to gas the depressed
>>34594779Yeah, when the office jobs go away they'll have more money to pay the nonoffice jobs. That's what I'm talking about. Just kill all the ceos and replace them with AI.
>>34594780Why wouldn't you be disgusted?I haven't done it in a year though. It doesn't mean I don't get horny by the idea anymore.
>>34594754At least he'd be bettering himself instead of doing whatever it is he's doing now
>>34594780Honestly you're just a pansy.
Nirvana, the band, sucks
>>34594795what do u consdier to be good music then?
>>34594787Have fun working the line at Amazon for your Stacy zoomer HR team leader
got a boyfriend
>>34594762>tfw the last time I had sex was mid-October last yearThis has been one hell of a drought. Have I finally reached the end of the line? Can I no longer trick college girls and freshmen into sucking my 30+ year old cock? The closest I got this year so far was making out with a fat blonde sophomore who wouldn't even let me touch her tits...
>>34594798Antonio Vivaldi - The Four Seasons.
>>34594800teach me how..
>>34594800wots he like
Pretending to be a woman for (you)s is the cringest shit
>>34594788I'm not disgusted because it's clear that you don't want to do that kind of stuff anymore.
I've been running after girls for few years now. Should I make them run after me instead?
>>34594799>amazonLmao no. I'm not masochistic enough to work for that baldie.
Never been to McDonalds and never ordered anything from Amazon or the likes. I have will not.
What are you doing for men's mental health month?I just donated what I could to a local organization. Support for mental illnesses where I live are terrible, and untreated men are a risk to themselves and others.
>>34594821i fantasize about all the nice things i'd do for my future bf
>>34594741That's just really nice.
>>34594821I was planing to walk to France it would take me about 10 days and come back with a train or something then when I come back get a job.
>>34594821Nothing. I have schizophrenia and people giving money away like that doesn't make me better.
>>34594707>How do I avoid gooners like this without having to ask or hear about their pasts?if you dont ask about their past or hear about it why does it matter
how dextreous are your feet
>>34594831I can zig zag pretty well but I think it's all in the knees
>>34594827If you dont mind sharing, is it true that schizos can sort of "feel" when an episode or hallucination might be coming on?
>>34594591Norwegianchads, ww@
Cruise ships? There is nothing fun on being on a boat.
>>34594705>thirty-twoth
>>34594840I know the situations that trigger an episode for me. I also know when I'm having one, so I know not to trust my brain and I just wait until the episode is over.
>>34594388>believing women will say anything truthful even if online and anonymousngmi
>>34594847Why would I lie?
>>34594823That's a nice sentiment, anon. I'm always trying to be there for my bf, too.>>34594826I'm glad you're taking time for yourself to relax, anon. I hope you find an enjoyable job.>>34594827My partner has this, too. I donated to an org that has a helpline we've both used before, even if it doesn't make a huge difference in the grand scheme. Our healthcare system is still useless and turned him away during his first episode because they thought he was lying about hearing voices.I'm sorry if you're having a shitty time. I know both the symptoms and the way people treat schizophrenics can make life much harder. I hope you can still find things to enjoy.
>>34594539literally the opposite.The first (and so far only) time a girl smiled at me post-coitus I felt like I could finally die content and happy for the first time ever. Like I can still see that smile.>>34594667If procreation isn't possible in principle, it can't be pure.
tfw no bf
tfw no...
ngl korean chicks have the cutest smiles
>>34594866
tfw no pookie
>>34594842It's more fun to be on smaller boats that go fast.
Dear God, our Lord, who art in heaven; thank you for creating boobs. Amen.
>>34594869I'm black, but I agree.
>>34594849Ego
>>34594869you don't understand- korean plastic surgeons have completely and utterly ruined white women for me
>>34594591Closest is Egyptian I guess
Genders, are you alone often? Do you get lonely?
>>34594591Orient, even though i'm African
>>34594754Feels bad
>>34594887FI spend 95% of my time alone. I am extremely lonely
>>34594888Orient used to just refer to west Asia and northwestern Africa, hence why Coptic and Ethiopian Churches are called "Oriental Orthodoxy"
>>34594882Hey, bud, can you read that sentence you wrote one more time?
>>34594892I'm not north or east African either though
>>34594887FYeahSometimes
>>34594887MYeah. I work alone and live alone.
>>34594887M but otherwise >>34594890 thisI don't have any friends
Men, were the ancient brown males really kissin?
are redheaded women actually crazy or is that just a meme? Why is it a meme? Why doesn't it affect redheaded men?
>>34594388This probably weirdest question ever asked here, but...Femanon, has every penis you have sucked also penetrated you?
>>34594908This gets asked at least once a month you're not special No
>>34594907>womenyes they're crazy
>>34594907Find me a group of women that doesn't get described as crazy.
>>34594909How does that happen? Why would you suck a penis and not follow through?
>>34594901>I don't have any friendsSame. It sucks sometimes
>>34594914I'll be ur friend
>>34594911Asia->crazy rich asiansNorth afric->St. Mary of Egypthmm this is harder than I thought of
>>34594887every 4chan user is lonelyThat's why we are here. This site's slogan is "misery loves company."
Anons why use bug repellent in the first place if you have the skin that attracts mosquitoes within 30 seconds of stepping outdoors anyway?
>>34594923>tfw you lost the lottery and have both the gene that makes cilantro taste like shit AND the gene that makes mosquitos attracted to you
>>34594887All the time
>>34594890>>34594897>>34594900>>34594901>>34594920We share the internet, at least.
>>34594925I’ll taste myself in the morning
>>34594923Bro needs to get more vitamin C.
>>34594927>>34594929Boop
>>34594929Yeah. I did make a friend here, too.I'm moving soon because I can't live like this anymore. I spent the latter half of my twenties like this.
>>34594933Yeah, I've been going out and joining things and stuff.
10million or the ability to flash step
>>34594936Money
>>34594887MGuaranteed 33% from sleeping alone. No roommate or gf. But I leave my apartment almost every day. I'd probably say 50%.>Do you get lonely?Only really on weekends when I wanna do stuff and my friends don't, or when I get a big whiff of that glorious >tfwngf
>>34594915I'm lonely, but not desperate. Sorry
>>34594936Flash step, but only if I make this noise when I do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RShhDw0wk
>>34594940no regard for my feelings huh
I need people to give me stuff for free
>>34594887MI am alone every single dayMaybe once or twice every other week
>>34594795>Nirvana, the band, sucksAgreed, but Heart Shaped Box is a banger
My second cousin sat on my lap in high school and lowkey grinded on me. I probably could have hit honestly.
>>34594795What about Nirvana, the band, the show
>>34594947Sorry, but 4chan contactfags are usually pretty awful people. Would rather be lonely than be in bad company
FoidsHow do you react when you find your boyfriends blacked folder?
>>34594923It still helps a little bit. If you go to a swamp it is impossible to walk around without repellent or long sleeves
>>34594936Depends on how far can I flash step
State GenderWhat are you listening to?https://youtu.be/tJVMqd2iX9I
>>34594948Here (You) go
>>34594961what if said boyfriend is a black moid?
>>34594964F, funny to think a guy actually sings this, very pretty voice.https://youtu.be/HDgR9KV1HZQ?si=JtMMP839SReGKqSs
>>34594964Mpodcast
>>34594964Fhttps://youtu.be/QWybGHDQ0kk
>>34594964Mlistening/watching the Stanley Cup finals
>>34594961Divorce
>>34594964Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tx82UOoN8g
GenderWould you even date anyone from here?
any other low iq atogans itt struggling to cope with it
>>34594984Would I date any random person here? No.Would I date Her? Yes.
>>34594984Yes and no. Plenty of people here seem nice enough on the surface, but due to the nature of the site it's hard to actually know what people are like.
>>34594984I think so. I'd probably have amazing bants with a 4channer girl just based off my experience going out with girls who get my obscure anime references and physics jokes. No namefags though
>>34594961im pretty sure most women would divorce you or at the very least be highly disgusted to a point of not wanting to touch you anymorecuckshit repels women even more than it does men
>>34594625Releases endorphins that calm you
>>34594984MI've been rejected by someone who posts here B)
>>34594696Yes, I will happily be Mrs. Creepshit
>>34594741Why do possessive and clingy girls get freaked out when you're okay with them being possessive and clingy?
>>34594988Hey
>tfw no possessive and clingy gf
>>345949944'10" japanese femanon i assumeshe's a tease, don't sweat it lol
>>34595002lol no, not her, although I have enjoyed chatting with her here before. I'm not gonna play Guess Who and give away much more, though.
>>34594741Because you arent really possessive or "toxic", you just call yourself that as an aesthetic. Nothing is threatening or damatic in this interaction."Toxic" is threatening to kill yourself and screaming "you're killing me" repeatedly over the phone because your bf tried to break up with you, or calling his parents and saying he is beating you to stir panic in his family.
>>34594984MMaybe not ANYone. But yes
>>34595000this is rough man
>>34594887M only time I’m not is at work really
Women its raining right now. Why arent you under the covers playing videos games with me while drinking hot chocolate??
>>34594741Not wanting your bf to have other women hitting on/flirting with him is normal. It isn't toxic. Wanting to be exclusive is an attractive trait to monogamous people.Toxic possessiveness is "I'm going through his phone and freaking out because he texted a girl (it was his sister)" and "If you don't let me see you I'm going to start cutting myself and if you break up with me I will kill myself"
>>34595012I know I'm just going through life like what the fuck am I doing
>>34594984F from these threads? No, from 4chan in general? Yes, I have a crush on a frequent poster on a different board, he’s handsome and easy going, single as well.. he knows I like him too, might as well consider it official
>>34595018what boardyou don't have to go into specifics I'm just curious where people are flirting outside of /soc/ and almost-dead generals on /vg/ that are just chatrooms/fanart dumps because all discussion has been exhausted.
>>34595015It’s too hot over here to be drinking hot chocolate. What vidya do you have?
>>34595015>hot chocolateit's 80 degrees outside wtfIsn't it weird how hot chocolate is a dessert, but serving it cold (chocolate milk) is perceived as a childrens' beverage?
>>34595021/fit/
>>34595018>>34595025This poster is a male
>>34594988>any other low iq atogansYup>struggling to cope with itNope
Is /fit/ the f version of /s/?
>>34595025Damn. That narrows it down to like three or four threads, with one substantially more likely than all of the others, so thanks lol. It feels so obvious now that you mention it.>>34595026t. doesn't lurk /fit/ at all
>>34595026What makes you say that?
>>34595028No it's hm if it was a blue board
>>34595017i am utterly terrified of middle age. failed college and have nothing so im probably gonna be a gas station worker or a construction worker with a fucked up spine by the time im 40
>>34595028No it’s /hm/ and even that is a stretch
menWhen you play an online game and you discover that someone on your team is a girl, how does your behavior change?
>>34595028/gif/ getting its page limit reduced from 10 to 5 pushed /s/ ahead as the best porn board, even without sound.
>>34595032Try to take care of yourself, but there's nothing wrong with those jobs, and at least you didn't immerse yourself in more debt.>t. college graduate who works in a restaurant kitchen>>34595034I'm less likely to verbally berate them (as a joke). Like I'll happily call a guy on my team a fucking coward for not pushing ahead.
>>34595034I try to play with one hand
>>34595034I don't play multiplayer games with people who aren't my friends already.
>>34595038Berate the women too, you misogynist
>>34595031>>34595033Enlightening
I miss when /fa/ was a good board
>>34595034if we're being serious i get a little worried because they are almost always terrible but beyond that i dont
>>34595048NTA but It's a catch 22. if you berate the woman, you get called a sexist and are only yelling at her because she's a girl (and not because she's shit). If you don't berate her, you're a simp who's secretly trying to sleep with her.
GenderHave you ever had/would you consider an AI girlfriend/boyfriend?
>>34594396Yes, mistress. Sorry, mistress.
>>34595032>failed collegeSame I don't think I'll make it past 30 Maybe a plumber or some shit if I'm lucky
>>34595055MNo, that's just giving up. I've dabbled in AI chatbot erp. It was pretty terrible 3 years ago and got old really fast, but I saw the potential and danger in future models.
>>34595055MI've "written" pathetically indulgent self-insert smut with LLMs before, but I don't want to give up on being a human being and play house with one.
>>34595055I personally wouldnt because i dont need romantic interaction that badlybut once AI is sufficiently advanced, you will see a massive number of highly successful businesses built off this fact. I really don't think people realize just how massively popular a sufficiently "human" AI will be in this context
>>34595029I'm betting it's some CBT namefag I don't lurk fit anymore but I used to, all that went down was gay shit. Half the dudes posting their bodies were fat fucks >>34595030Read above
genderwhy haven't you fixed your anterior pelvic tilt yet?
>>34595022lots of rpgs/jrpgs! maybe some anima crossing if im feeling performative kek>>34595024its a cold rainy night where i am.>but serving it cold (chocolate milk) is perceived as a childrens' beverageI honestly didnt know that was considered childish
>>34595055MI asked in the other thread about them - to fap or to connect with?
>>34595034>how does your behavior change?less male banter, more caring, caution not to simp
>>34595034I get on voice and go IS THAT A GIRL ON MY TEAM?!??!? HOOOAGGGLGKLG PLEASE MY QUEEN ADD ME
>>34595069Both
GenderWhat was the last vidya you played together with a singular person of the opposite sex?
>>34595066> Half the dudes posting their bodies were fat fuckswhats wrong with that?
>>34595071>removedwhat was it
>>34595055M, nah. I've gotten freaky with ones I've made on occasion but I could never get attached to one. I have a coworker whose only relationship to date was with an AI and that's kinda horrifying.>>34595078I hung out with a girl from work, and we played Tetris & Dr. Mario on SNES.
>>34595088>I hung out with a girl from workIn person? At your place or hers? Why didn't you fuck?
>>34595078MBeerio Kart (drunk mario kart. You have to finish a beer before you cross the finish line, but you can't drink and drive at the same time, so you have to pull over to drink)
>>34595055FNo>>34595078Idk probably Minecraft for Xbox back in like 2012
>>34595079It's a fitness board. For health and fitness and exercising.
>>34595065>you will see a massive number of highly successful businesses built off this fact.I'm scared of this. I'd honestly rather have all of the people subbed to onlyfans instead but OF will actually die to this dehumanizing business, and society will be worse off rather than better.
>>34595090In-person, my place, I'm not going to try to fuck somebody just because they visit me.
WomenWould you ever go over to a guy’s place and NOT be willing to fuck him?
Women thoughts on uwu soft boy guys
>>34595099NahBut I don't have any friends idk how that shit works any more
>>34595099alternativelyWomenIf a guy invites you to his place do you automatically assume he wants to fuck?I think about that "Elon invited me to come to his room and watch rocket launch videos and then I was disappointed when he actually just wanted to watch rocket videos with me" whenever this topic comes up.
Anons, is metaphysical solipsism true? Am I all alone?
>>34595099Yes, I don’t automatically want to sleep with you just because I come over. Do you want to fuck guy friends that come over?
>Stankoven just scoredLadies have you ever met a guy and your first thought was "I would NEVER take that last name"?
I bought a new kiwi pineapple vape and it taste like a bar cocktail a long time ago, I think it was a pinacolda, I love smoking at my new desk at work it’s great
>>34595104Yeah I doI've never been wrong >>34595108I don't think so
>>34595067MI am trying. I bought a back extension bench and am doing a bit every day and some other exercices
>>34595107he can get it too
>>34595067I fixed my spine by running I can’t wait to get back into the gym again and glamour train for my gf
You ever have that feeling like my life purpose is to cum inside women and then you cum and it is like damn I need to get a job
I fucking HATE this job...
>>34595114Demented but I respect it.
>>34595105No. I wouldn't be able to hit Post if that were true.Either that or I'm some sort of plaything, and you're a drowned god. You tell me!
>>34595111>Yeah I do>I've never been wrongYeah I learned this the hard way
Women, how much do you like sucking dick?From a scale of "ugh, never" to full throat goat
>>34595136I'll see the appeal in sucking a dick when men start wiping after they pee.
>>34595098>>34595099Based on the replies, you should have made a move, bro
>>34595140Me me me suck my penis please
>>34595140A man who wipes his peepee after peeing.A man who wipes his bumbum after pooping.Pick one.
>>34595105It's extremely retarded and gay so for that reason alone I am fairly confident in my rejection of solpsism.
Men how do you act around a girl you don't like
>>34595152Ignore as much as possible
>>34595152I confidently look her in the eyes.
>>34595099yes i am naive. when anyone asks me to come to their house for snacks for example i really think about the delicious free food i'm gonna be eating all day. i don't really think about the person
>>34595152Normal lol. I'm actually very friendly and get along great with girls i'm not attracted to. Once i'm attracted, i get retarded and awkward
>>34595140I do that already. It takes no extra time and there's tp in the bathroom it's a fucking no brainer lolThe only excuses I ever have for not doing it are if I have to use a urinal or if I'm pissing outside imo
>>34595156I gently open the door.
>>34595152Silent treatment unless spoken to, then I tell them flatly to fuck off
>>34595163I put on my robe and wizard hat.
>>34595163>Just Femanon>Just Femanon>Just Femanon>Just Femanon>Just Femanon
>>34594984FYes and I've met people from here in person before but everyone was you know.
Women are you fat
>>34595168>I've met people from here in person beforei dont believe that
>>34595171skinnyfat
>>34595168I'm glad you survived, I got fucking chills just reading that
>>34595173women can't be skinnyfat
>>34595175says who?
>>34595174MI've also met somebody from here in person
women do you enjoy nipple stimulation?
>>34595178Did they survive?
>>34595152depends on how much i dont like her. If she is neutral around me, I'll be normal around her.If she dislikes me too, then minimal interactionIf she likes me, I'll push myself to be positive around her
>>34595168>you know.fat
>>34595172Not recently as in the past year or even 2-3 years. I can't keep track of time. People used to drop contacts every other post here and talk about their location a lot more often. >>34595174Thank you I know I am brave>>34595178So we meet again.
>>34594984FI've met around ~10 anons from 4chan. 2 I dated. Others were all friends/platonic hanging out. Only one was a girl, it's been pretty difficult for me to make female friends from 4chan.
I can't imagine a rl woman wanting and desiring sex and it makes sex scenes seem unrealistic and takes me out of it 2bh
>>34595189>2 I datedWhat went wrong?
>>34594984MNope. You’re a shameful secret in my ass pocket
>>34595189Oh and there's a few more from duolicious, 4chan related but not technically 4chan.>>34595194Both were long term relationships, just didn't work out in the end. Both started when I was in my teen years so yeah
>>34595172Not her but I met a handful of guys off /soc/ years ago. Do not recommend.>>34595135Sorry to hear that. My neighbor (who turned out to be gay like wtf was the point of traumatizing me then) that I used to play with all the time no issue one day decided to kiss me and I had to pull/shove my entire body under his bed to get him to stop. Boys started being interested in me waaay before I was interested in anything physical I think it was like 4th grade when I was like "ok I can't hang out with boys alone any more unless I like them like that and am ready to kiss people". Imagine my surprise when I discovered other girls could also be an issue too lol.
>>34595171No>>34595181I don't dislike it but you could skip it entirely and I wouldn't care.
>>34594403I would only commit to a guy who was a virgin. It's like an entitlement/control thing for me. I feel unattracted to a guy once I remember he existed and has had friends, family, his own opinions etc before I showed up in his life.
>>34595140Why? It's a hose
>>34594403A lot. Better be below 3. Ideally, 0
>>34595206What if he hasn't had sex, but he fingered a girl and has cuddled with two others?
>>34595171Just my ass, and even that is largely muscle.
>>34595189I met a lot of girls from this site and they want to be friends but the issue is they treat me as if I'm their boyfriend and I can't stand it. That's just like befriending normie girls irl in the end.
Alright atogaPost gender, age, bodycount
>>34595211That's acceptable.
Is extensive cheating a mental illness? She was texting him while we were on a date. How is that not mental illness? wtf
>>34595219YES
>>34595213>they treat me as if I'm their boyfriendReally? How so? I haven't come across this but I'm pretty aloof so people usually assume I don't like them much even though I do but I just have to explain that and things go okay
>>34595168A pattern I've noticed is if the guy tells you he's cute/attractive he is 100% going to be ugly irl
>>34595215F, 28, 1 I did PIV with, 1 I did oral but no PIV with. So 2, but I like to make the differentiation
Do women genuinely like dad bods/some chub?She says she doesn't mind if I'm a bit fat but like... wouldn't all girls typically prefer fit men with abs/muscle ?I think she has that fetish where she wants to be squished/layed on in bed.Bear mode would be ideal but I'm too lanky for that.
>>34595220My head is swiveling. I don’t get it. Now I’m wondering if I never found out how long this would happen… if she was gonna drop this guy and marry me and I’d never know… if she was gonna break up with me for him… or
>>34595223This. Do they genuinely believe that or do they think it would fool us into thinking they're attractive? It's so bizarre. It's the male equivalent for when a girl says she's chubby/a little overweight but is massive and obese.
>>34595226fat men are superior that whole meme about those really ripped/musuclar bodies being more appealing to men than they are to women is dead true
>>34594397get an ad faggot
>>34595226>Do women genuinely like dad bods/some chub?I do. I don't mind fit men either but it doesn't need to be an insane amount of muscle or the physique that needs a lot of time in the gym to achieve
>>34595219more like she enjoyed the thrill
>>34595229>fat men are superiorLooking for opinions from normal people, not fetishists.
>>34595229If you’re a man, don’t be a retard and listen to this. Go get healthy, not to attract women but to feel physically better and improve longevity, when I lost weight and got muscle it wasn’t for women.
>>34595233But isn’t enjoying that thrill mental illness. ? I don’t fucking get it. GOD FUCKIBG DAMN IT
>>34595234>>34595235party poopers
>>34595215M, 31, 1>>34595226>wouldn't all girls typically prefer fit men with abs/muscle ?No. Everybody has their tastes. In fact, I have a friend who would specifically swipe left on guys that frequented the gym, and I had an ex tell me that she'd rather I be "fat and happy" than fit and mean.
>>34595239There’s nothing wrong with being fat. But if you’re autistic/shy/socially subpar, and/or conventionally ugly, you can’t be fat. Most fat dudes I know getting love are funny, social, charming, or rich.
>>34595215M 28 3
>>34595241>I have a friend who would specifically swipe left on guys that frequented the gymThis has to be complete bullshit. Why would anyone not want somebody who takes care of themselves?
>>34595243Also a lot of them are dating fat women. But attention and looks are subjective
>>34595243>Most fat dudes I know getting love are funny, social, charming, or rich.can i get their numbers
>>34595245There’s people who work out And there’s people who live in the gym, have boring diets of steak/beef and rice, inject needles into their ass, etcCan’t take your chances
>>34595226I definitely prefer lean over Dad bod.But if he's so serious about it that he's on a strict diet that's intimidating to me. It's more that guys who are too built and fitness obsessed make me feel self conscious about my own behaviors and food choices in a way that makes them not as fun to be around.
State gender. A person cheats on an abusive boyfriend/girlfriend. What is your moral judgement on this situation?
>>34595255I've noticed this happening in real time to me when I tell people I don't drink coffee (not for health reasons just don't like it) and try to avoid sugar. Instantly gets hackles up, and I promise I'm not being weird or unpleasant about it.
>>34595257why should I care about this?
>>34595221Overly clingy, angry at me if I don't notice they changed their hair, angry if I didn't want to try their food, angry if I said I'd go with them to do the thing they want but I don't want any myself, always wanting me to eat food they've bitten/drank out of, wants to talk 24/7, wants to be updated on every single detail of my life, codependent, not okay with me having any boundaries because they take it way too personally, also very physically clingy too like linking arms when we walk, basically crawling all over me when we're sitting down, stuff like that. They also fish for compliments all the time and basically use me for validation and as a way to manage their emotions. This is 99% of my friendships with other women and I have no idea why it's like this.>I'm pretty aloofIt's funny I would consider myself aloof too but no one else sees me like this.
>>34595257FI think they're stupid. If the abuser is a danger to them why piss them off by cheating before you can get away? And if they're not a danger just leave them before you get with the new person?>>34595259Yeah it's more that I don't want to be reminded that I'm on a path to pre diabetes than a judgement of you. I can't do coffee either.
>>34595215F, 29, 7
>>34595226Can you post a pic as an example? When I try to imagine a guy with "some chub" I imagine a guy with a double chin and boobs
I don't even look before crossing the street anymore
>>34595273>a guy with a double chin and boobshot... need a man like that asap
>>34595185Yeah, we had fun. I tried not to be weird and probably failed.
>>34595275sucks my man boobs
>>34595274You'd probably have better luck getting someone to hit you if you look
>>34595257MYou're just retarded. If your partner is a danger to you, get away from them instead of trying to poke the bear. If you have someone safer and available to cheat with just break up and date them instead.
did ihatewomen die or something? like he was here all the time and then he was gone
>>34595263Oh god. Maybe I've lost the ability to form friendships with women because your post just gave me PTSD flashbacks to my closest friendship that ended really badly. We were friends since high school and she always treated me as her pseudo ugly boyfriend. It ended in a really ugly way because she ended up being some flavor of gay and dated a girl that looked like me and that girl ghosted her and she took it out on me the last time we hung out. (also, she was coming onto me HARD. it was so uncomfortable because I was in a relationship at the time and she was aware of it) Do you seem a bit masculine/androgynous? I am and I think maybe women also assume I'm gay or might be into them kekBut yeah please develop hard boundaries, a lot of those skeeve me out. Not kay
>>34595281he found a woman he didn't hate
>>34595281he got a gf
>>34595245I asked her to remind me why she swipes left on them. She says:>Cause they're boring. They're usually really pompous and like to talk about themselves and don't let you talk>I tried dating a few and it was awful.>Being in shape is good but making the gym your personality means you don't have one worth advertising>>34595257There's no reason to cheat. Just fucking leave.
>>34595280Counterpoint: what if they’re afraid of what the abusive perosn will do when they break up? Shouldn’t the abused be able to experience some proper love still?
Women, any suggestions as to how to take sexier pictures with my big fat belly. I feel like I can't really find the right in-the-mirror poses to make it more than just a selfie, and I don't feel confident in more full body poses on the bed because my leg is scarred up bad from a mowe accident.The most I can think of is like, under the covers and inviting the viewer in kinda stuff. Those are the only kind I've taken where they've felt sexier than usual Any suggestions, either for poses, clothes/how to wear them, or how to frame it in the shot
>>34595289post some examples how much do you weigh?
>>34595257This sounds like DARVO desu. Cheating itself is a form of abuse
>>34595257>moral judgement-_-
>>34595286What if they’re afraid of what the abusive perosn will do when they cheat?
>>34595283>>34595284no way, that can't be true
>>34595291Can't post examples right now since I'm away from the computer and don't want to mess with cropping and such on my phonePlus I feel I'd get banned from this board even if I put it in a catbox link with no benis But as for body, I am 6'1" and around 370
>>34595286Counter-counterpoint: They should probably be more afraid of what the abusive person will do when cheated on and they haven't left yet. If you're in an abusive relationship, the best thing to do is to get the fuck out of there.
>>34595295same, i'm flabbergasted
State gender. Do you think proud degeneracy (like social media onlyfans advertising) is a mostly a result of patriarchy/capitalism or think it means more to the individual?
>>34595300FMedia brainwashing that normalized it for one.
>>34595294>>34595297>the period when a woman leaves her abusive partner is statistically the most likely time for her to be murdered by themBased anons encouraging women to be murdered
>>34595296wow youre a big guy :0 whats your complexion like? how hairy are you?maybe when youre able to, you could post them in some /soc/ threads and link them since its hard to give much advice without anything to go off of, I could give some more in depth pointers and even show you some examples of how to take photos if youre interesting in sharing tags.
I have recently acquired a cologne with fig as its primary scent and I like it because it makes me smell like a grandpa.State GenderWhat smells do (You) like to wear?
MY POOKIE
>>34595309There are resources and strategies to do it safely. There are options. It's complex, but yes, the right call is always to get the fuck out.
>>34595309My biggest fear (relationship wise) is dating a secret psychopath women. I had an uncle who was stabbed to death in his sleep by my aunt in my home country.
>>34595309>should I get killed by leaving a crazy boyfriend or get killed by getting caught cheating by a crazy boyfriend?Do you not see you're asking to choose between hanging oneself and shooting oneself?
>>34595321I think the second option is better. You can at least manipulate the new guy into being cannon fodder
>>34595300>patriarchy>capitalismFirst of all, prostitution is humanity's oldest profession so it's obviously not the result of the type of capitalism you're thinking ofBut secondly, fuck anyone who uses buzz words like that. You're just trying to blame vague concepts that are poorly defined and use them to further your pointsFuck you. You're so unoriginal
>>34595318This is like saying there are resources and strategies available if you are terminally ill and don't have money
>>34595320There were definitely signs from your aunt, he just chose to ignore it or never told anyone about what was happening behind closed doors. People aren't evil masterminds, even if they are mentally ill. It doesn't make them hyper intelligent
>>34595215M212
>>34595215what's the point of these kinds of posts?
>>34595314I might do that later then. I'll be back home from traveling sometime this weekend, and I was thinking about posting there anyways. Would include tag there too if I do.>show you some examplesAre you a large woman or a bear, because I wouldn't think examples from the former would help due to different physical appeal, unless you mean you have photos from other fat men
>>34594794Well would you look at the time
>>34595226Women who say they like/prefer dad bods but their either don't know what they mean or are just straight up lying. All women like a well built guy.
>>34595323hahahahaSo it's moral to drag someone else into your mess of a relationship if it kills someone else instead of you?
>>34595329no i have photos of other fat men saved,
. How accepting is the average person of a virgin? You can only get better at sex with experience. Can I be bad at sex as long as I say I’m a virgin first?
>>34595257FI've been in a couple of situations with guys where they tried to cheat with me because their gf was abusing them. It made me think oh he /made/ her crazy every single time even if she was beating him or breaking all his possessions etc. I look down on him for being loyal to someone he doesn't even like and putting me in a position where /I'm/ gonna be a dirty little secret. I start rooting for the gf like good one tell him he doesn't make enough money next, keep bringing up your ex, fuck him UP sis >>34595315Philosykos? That's my favorite fig perfume. A fig scent on a guy sounds lovely
What happened
>>34595315>What smells do (You) like to wear?In the colder months, I like Black Orchid and Velvet Orchid because they're complex and mysterious, and I get a lot of compliments on them. I have been thinking of changing them because I have heard others say it smells like a funeral home.
>>34595335I would be accepting and happy with a male virgin but I am a weird person
>>34595325That doesn't mean you just lie down and accept it. You still need to leverage the options you have, and there are options. If you're in a burning house and the fire department hasn't arrived, you still have to try climbing out the window.>>34595342Someone set up us the bomb
>>34595337>It made me think oh he /made/ her crazyThis. They are manipulators and their gfs are doing what's called reactive abuse, which comes long after he already provoked/abused her so everyone else sees a crazy abuser and feels bad for him.
>>34595335I really want a virgin bf. I almost had one recently but he was so self conscious about it he lost it to someone else so he could be good at sex for me. Ugh. I hate this mindset because why would he assume what other women like is what I like? Doesn't that just mean he's thinking about other women when he's having sex with me?
I got banned from r9k because I posted a picture of boobs and the stupid janny thought it was a picture of me, fuck my life
>>34595350>why would he assume what other women like is what I like?Assuming they're lying about what they want is usually a good bet
>>34595295>>34595298https://archived.moe/adv/thread/34175881/#34178623i remember the ~2 months leading up to this he started talking about going on dates. seems like he kept his word and finally left this place after he got a gf.
>>34595342Anon got a bf
>>34595354Nigga had literally one job. Hate women. He blew it
how does one get into the porn industry?
>>34595348Makes you think if most cheaters are just doing reactive abuse. Maybe we should have more sympathy for people who cheat, maybe not all of them do it out of malice or selfishness but because they just need the attention elsewhere.
>>34595357he was always a tsundere
>>34595315I don't wear perfumes of any kind but I usually pick deodorants and soaps that smell kind of herbaceous and/or fruity.>>34595343Florals are unc right now. Grandmacore.
Women have you ever been pumped and dumped
>>34595354>womanhating spammer gets into a relationship before meI should kill myself, I really am a failure of a woman
>>34595359Cuck
>>34595337>PhilosykosNot yet, I got something cheaper first to make sure I enjoy the scent of fig on myself>>34595343>I have heard others say it smells like a funeral home.Thats crazy but if you start dressing like a mortician that would be a vibe
>>34595356Gaynon
>>34595361>recently finished her clove and blood orange deodorant
>>34595359>Makes you think if most cheaters are just doing reactive abuseI still wouldn't go that far. I could understand in like, a forced marriage scenario but that's the only scenario where I could understand cheating
>>34595362I don't actually know what the criteria is
>>34595285but BV said you were into NTR?
>>34595350It's funny when guys pull moves they obviously learned to do on another woman and you sit there wondering omg no way other women enjoy this, this shit is hilarious
She's too good for me. What does she see in me? I mean sure I'm tall, handsome, white and manly... but otherwise...
>>34595367Yeah and I bought a cucumber mint one, used it twice, and immediately fucking lost it I'm so mad lol
>>34595370Porn != real life
>>34595333Then, at least for now, what would be the fundamentals of a sexy belly pic. The core ideas that present themselves across those photos
Ladies, hear me out.Reasons you should let me pee in the kitchen sink:- It's economical, uses less water- The lid always stays down- The lid/seat stay way more clean- It's more fun (for me)
>>34595362Nope
>>34595373Sounds refreshing, Im sorry for you loss. What are you gonna replace it with?
>>34595379M hereDo not. You're getting flecks of pee all over the kitchen.
>>34595375Why does it seem like men always struggle with this concept
>>34595379It's going to smell.>>34595382I'm using the shitty coconut one I don't like until I find the good one or that runs out.
>>34595380You gon be
>>34595384Porn addiction.
>>34595181I'm not sure, haven't tried that before
good thing I don't watch porn
>>34595171Nope, I've been skinny for a long time
>>34595171Yeah, pushing 200
>>34595362No I experience the opposite. I actually can't imagine a guy acting like that. Guys IME get WAY clingier after sex. They always bring up marriage right after the first time you do it.
>>34595383It's fine, pee is sanitary/sterile!>>34595386Is that why my kitchen sink stinks something awful? Damn, I thought maybe I just needed to clean out the disposal.
>>34595350>>34595353>>34595371when I hear a girl say she wants a virgin moid I hear "I want a guy who's imagination of what sex is to not be defined by porn"Unfortunately I don't think there's a virgin who hasn't seen porn anymore. Of my entire friend group only one guy had sex before watching porn.
>>34595386>I'm using the shitty coconut one I don't like until I find the good one or that runs out.
>>34595376depends what youre going for, do you want the focus to be on your size or your appeal? whos the target audience?
>>34595394Pee is not. It's literally waste material, and it contains bacteria even without a UTIand even if it was, it's salty and can have a strong smell. You don't want that in the room where you prepare your fukken food
>>34595354Good for him
Ladies and gentlemen the fun machine is up and running at full capacity
>>34595398I haven't really thought about it much. I do know I don't really wanna focus on being bloated or slovenly. I guess if I had an appeal I wanna stick to, it'd be being soft. Like a big fat teddy bear. The kind of guy where a girl might think "I wanna sink my fingers into him while riding" or feel my weight like a weighted blanket they can hug and take D from.And for audience, it'd mostly be for pic swapping with women that I might add from contact threads or other online sources, although I might also just put pics into some threads as I feel like it. After all, as long as I refuse to acknowledge that such threads are only filled with gay men, I can totally believe that there's a woman browsing that will see and like it.
>>34595398I should also say that I'm curious in general as to what appeal a woman into fat men finds. Feels like that could help hone in on things.
>>34595417Nta, but I like heavier men. They're usually pretty strong, I like their size and i want them to lay on top of me. Usually not anything past 250 though because that's like disgustingly obese territory
>>34595414>I don't really wanna focus on being bloated or slovenlythats so refreshing to hear, ive never been a fan of the whole bloated look, never understood why its so popular either, it feels always like an inauthentic fat guy. the look you describe is far more appealing and sexier all over, and at your weight im sure you look great. do you shy away from doing full shirtless photos? are there any things you dislike about any photos youve taken?
>>34595396I wonder if her deodorant has mint in it. My cat used to rub his face on mint hard candy, mint is related to catnip.
>>34595396>>34595426She probably just put catnip in her armpit for Content, because social media is an actual disease spoiler tags for women's brains especially end spoiler tags.
>>34595201yeah im thinking wife
>>34595215M 29 0 get on my level
I'm gonna start doing kegels at work to help with maintaining erections.Foids, how do you feel knowing your moid coworkers could be doing penis flex sets/routines (pv muscles) right next to you and you wouldn't know?
>>34595434play something
>>34595436how do people keep clocking me like this wtf
>>34595437i'm waiting
>>34594403Higher the better
>>34595425I actually prefer full shirtless photos because I have very distinct over shirts, and I'm always just a tiny bit paranoid that people I know could end up seeing them, despite how unrealistic it is, lol. Although I do think they'd be useful for coyfully hiding my belly just inside an open one.As for the photos I've taken, it's mostly the energy. Like I look at them and I think, that's just me. It's not "sexy photo me." I'm mostly comfortable with them outside of that, although I guess if I was critical, I worry about my arms and hands. They're the part that comes across the least to me as being soft or squishable or what have you. They just feel kinda flabby.
State gender.What are some canceled games you wish you could play most?
>>34595215M321
>>34595438here u go this is from polovtsian dances by borodinhttps://vocaroo.com/1lvHAhjMBAZA
>>34595274Hoping to take an innocent with you?
>>34595445lovely :)
>>34595223>>34595228What do the ones who say they're ugly look like?
>>34595447how would I take someone with me?
>>34595452If you go through the windshield
apartment i'm staying at has a gooner mom that sleeps in the room above mine. getting off is almost all she does all day, and i hear her young kids walking in on her all the time.that's pretty weird, right? nobody here has memories of constantly walking in on their shameless, gooner mom?
WomenIs Lou Wilson too fat
How many blacks do you see per day on average
>>34595459at least 1 every day since birth (I am black)
>>34595431You could easily be right but I wouldn't be surprised to see a cat do that even if she didn't fake it they're strange creatures.>>34595457Idk who that is so I googled him and he is too fat in some pictures but not too fat in others I don't think this is going to be helpful to you without a specific reference image.
>>34595441>What are some canceled games you wish you could play most?Dinosaur PlanetStarcraft: GhostHarkerThis doesn't strictly fit the definition, but a version of Oblivion based on Michael Kirkbride's ideas, not Todd Howard's.>tell me sweet little lies
I should shoot myself
>>34595468now now, miseryposter, where's the fun in that?
>>34595470This is really pathetic dude
>>34595464It is helpful from the fact that that means someone of his weight can dress and accessorize enough to have the fat be an issue
>>34595440anon i need to make love to u asap
>>34595476It's all in how his face looks at the time. Can't dress up a jawline that's dripping off him. Some of the pics he looks way more chiseled.
>>34595461Based and blackpilled
Girls, what do you think of the idea of a European vacation, but specifically to visit some European theme parks?
I think I will kill myself tomorrow
>>34595487Don't
>>34595486>not just one theme park but multipleIs this a nightmare?
>>34595486Don’t like crowds, but sure. I’m in Europe
>>34595486I would love that. I love theme parks. Only gone to Europe once so that would be a cool vacation
>>34595493I'd only want to go during the slower seasons where the lines wouldn't be bad.>>34595492I love theme parks so much, and there's parks in Europe that I've only seen pictures of but would love to actually visit.>>34595494I think my plan would be to hit up Efteling, Phantasialand, and Europa Park. There's other parks in Europe I'd like to visit too, but I think those three could make for a really fun trip that's not too long or exhausting.
>>34595495>I love theme parks I love that for you I'm glad you find them fun but I would be a terrible person to bring along for that I'd have an awful time lol
>>34595495Have you ever been to any American theme parks? I've been to quite a few but only 1 in Europe from when I last went
>>34595500Oh yes, I grew up near Dollywood and went all the time as a kid. I've been to Carowinds, Six Flags Over Georgia, Busch Gardens Williamsburg, and of course Disney World and Universal Orlando. We're taking a trip in a couple of months to go to Epic Universe for the first time. I'm really excited about that.
>>34595501I want to go to Dollywood! Who's we?
sometimes I stop seeing everyone else as people and that scares me
>>34595171Yeah. I've lost like 45 pounds (starting from 200) but I'm still overweight. Alas.>>34595226Really low body fat % is extremely off-putting to me, but so is a really high one. You can be strong and have some fat.>>34595457From Dropout? He's definitely on the higher side of guys I think I could be attracted to, but he's in there. I think styling makes or breaks a guy at that level, and it really helps that he's funny.
>>34595478Thanks, but I'm sure you understand that I have my doubts. Although maybe if we do swap contacts in a /soc/ thread in the future, we can also swap stamped pics and do some texting, if that interests you.
>>34595503Oh, that's my parents. My dad likes roller coasters too. My mom can't really do roller coasters, but she likes the family rides. My brother isn't always able to come with us but he's coming on this Universal trip so that'll be cool. I always have such a good time there. And Dollywood is opening a new ride this year and we'll definitely be taking a day trip there in the fall. It's such a good theme park and I'm lucky to live pretty near to it.
Women:Does it look like I'm looking at your boobs if I avoid eye contact downwards?Would that even bother you?
>>34595501>Grew up near Dollywood I'm sorry. I mean no offense everyone I met down there was very nice but holy shit. I see why she was like "I need to help these people by single handedly creating and supporting their entire economy".
>>34595507have you added people from threads like those before and exchanged pics? you have near identical stats (height and weight) as this one guy i was spoke too, maybe it was you?
>>34595510MI feel like I stare holes into women during conversation to avoid this.
Women. Are you down for random surprise adventures? Like I just come home on Friday and say “ I booked us a weekend spa resort” or “I bought tickets to this theme park tomorrow”
>>34595508Your family sounds cool, I'm jealous but also happy for you. I typically just go by myself kek. Used to go with my ex
if any women here look like this HMU
>>34595515I just can't silence the little voice telling me not to stare at them long enough for that
State gender. Would you date someone who doesn’t care to travel? At best, they have one specific place they really like to travel to, and don’t care about traveling anywhere else. At worst, they don’t really care to leave their state.
>>34595510>Does it look like I'm looking at your boobs if I avoid eye contact downwards?It depends, but I would honestly though you were looking at the floor .. I sometimes avoid eye contact too :c, I get a bit nervous >Would that even bother you?Not much honestly :v, I don't mind much...it would be something new to me
>>34595516how is a spa or a theme park an "adventure"? Why are you so fucking boring holy shit I'd never fuck you
>>34595523Btw I'm a girl, I forgot to put my gender :p
>>34595517It's definitely nice to have family who loves theme parks too. We always loved going to Dollywood, but several years ago I started getting really interested in roller coasters and theme parks, and it's really gotten my dad back into riding them. He handles them better than I do honestly. And that's actually part of why I'm thinking about a European trip. I'd like to go with them while they're both still healthy and when my dad loves roller coasters.
I'm kinda like Hefner
>>34595510Maybe if we're talking, not if you're just walking by.Depends more on how you act about it than anything else. You're probably fine as long as you're not staring. Look to your left or right if you' get too nervous about it.>>34595516I think that sounds lovely with the caveat that you should be aware of pre-existing plans. Even very sweet things can come across as thoughtless if it seems like you're not paying attention.I really like theme parks though so I'm definitely biased.
>>34595516Is he taking my schedule into account for this or is he just doing shit? Like did he check to see if I have plans with my sister before booking the spa weekend?I like waking up in the morning and deciding what we're going to do that day spontaneously but I don't think I would like having it decided for me in advance.
>>34595524>complains about a simple question>provides no alternatives That’s a woman alright!
>>34595516FSure :), would be kind of nice going on adventures like that... Sounds fun...
WomenDo you like guys with abs? Does having abs automatically improve any guy or is that beauty standard the same as men say they like supermodels but actually want a shapely, slightly-chubby girl with a cute face
>>34595526That's so cute anon, definitely do it
>>34595514Nah, the only pic swapping I've done in the past was on Duo and it was clothed only. Otherwise, I've posted in the big guys thread a couple of times when that was a thing, although I drifted out of that since it was a lot of bloatmaxing-focused gay men
>>34595533Dunno I've never had one. I've been with muscular guys but defined abs almost seem like a myth.
>>34595527You have e coli?
>>34595537It’s pretty rare because you have to be pretty lean. If you enjoy eating and have even one inch of gluttony in your mind, defined abs is a hard achievement. and that’s most people (including myself).
>>34595533F Umm I do like abs, but I think it depends ...I mean, I think it looks pretty nice to show off and all but maybe guys should do It mostly because it can help improve their health by exercising:)...also yes, as for myself I think supermodels are handsome and all but I wouldn't mind being with someone who didn't look like that... I prefer tall or skinny guys :p
>>34595535I actually brought up the idea in a call today with my mom. It wouldn't be soon, we've got our Universal trip as our big trip this year, but I just wanted to put the idea out there. It's a bit intimidating because I've never been outside the country before, but I've been doing a lot of research about it and I really think it could work. And I know that this is a trip that my parents would never take without me planning it, and I'd love to be able to take them to these really cool places that they hadn't even heard of. It would be a dream trip for me. For a while I've known about these parks and thought it would be fun to go, but I realized that the only way to go is to actually go. To plan a trip instead of just watching YouTube videos about it. I really hope we can make it happen.
>>34595541What type of gluttony are we talking? Are we talking >my diet is primarily sweets, treats, Nd fast food Or>I can’t put down my fork even if I’m eating relatively healthy food
>>34595543Planning trips is so much fun. As long as you do your research and have a solid itinerary, you'll be good to go, plus you have plenty of time to perfect it!
>>34595522>Would you date someone who doesn’t care to travel?M, yes, I hate travelling, but every girl I dated loves it>>34595487Friday is no time for sui, at least wait til a shitty day like Monday>>34595459Basically none. My area is 0.2% black
>>34595541I like when they're lean enough to see the adonis belt really clearly, but even those guys don't really have defined abs they just don't eat. I don't think guys who put in the work to have abs would be interested in someone like me anyway.
>>34595522FThis would bother me I get bored/restless and want to see new things so I don't kill myself
>>34595257This is the only situation where I can kinda forgive cheating, if they really can't leave first>>34595300The former definitely. Corporations and media are trying to shift the public consciousness into normalising whoring yourself out online because it greatly profits the rich
>>34595530>Just tell me what you want!!!1The bane of women everywhere: a wishy washy, uninteresting, no confidence, lazy blob
>>34595226Ignore the terminally online gooners who tell you this is true. I definitely got more attention from women when I played sports and was fit
2 years1 joke
>>34595551as long as you have a pretty face and somewhat decent shape there'll be a hot guy in your future
>>34595558>decent shapeSee that's the thing. The guy with abs is not going to see me as being in decent shape just because I'm not fat. It's better for a guy like that to date someone who's also interested in going to the gym and commiting to a diet. I can't cook for a guy like that.
>>34595123What is your job>>34595116Get a job>>34595078IRL? Mario Kart Wii
>>34595548Totally! They were really impressed with my Disney World planning. On our last day there when we just wanted to do rerides of our favorites, we started in Magic Kingdom, rode the monorail to Epcot, then rode the skyliner to Hollywood Studios and caught Fantasmic at the end of the day. It was a really epic theme park day. Planning this trip will involve some train travel, so I'll have to research that, but I think riding a train in Europe could be pretty cool. I've only seen that in movies. It could be like a fun European adventure. Plus, we wouldn't have to backtrack really, because the path would have us always moving forward. We'd fly into Amsterdam and go to Efteling, then ride the train to Phantasialand, then ride another train to Europa Park, then we fly back from Frankfurt. At least that's how I think it would work right now. I'll have plenty of time to refine it and make sure it'll all work out, while still giving us time to rest so we aren't exhausted. That part's important. Have to make sure we're not all tired and stressed during a vacation, so there has to be time built in to rest and chill in the hotel pool.But just talking about it gets me excited.
>>34595524What if his dick was huge?
>>34595560If you get fat you can bag a roidtranny
>>34595055>AINo, because I have an imagination>>34595034It doesn't, I don't care lol, and it's weird to me that people do>>34594984I would rather kill myself, than meet someone from this website
>>34595551Do you like cum gutters?
>GenderHave you experienced kink shaming?
>>34595315>What smells do (You) like to wear?Hugo Boss Eau De Toilette and Ralph Lauren Big Pony #1 atm>>34594887M, no, I wish I had more free time alone
>>34595568F lol yes
>>34595568What's so bad about liking feet
>>34594741That sounds pretty hot>>34594738You're a lazy bastard>>34594539These people have something deeply wrong with them, what the hell
>>34595570What kink?>>34595572It's just that you guys are kinda aggressive about it.
>>34595565Why would you say this?And what do you even mean like are you implying that trans people of either gender are disproportionately interested in fat women?>>34595567>he can't read My answer to this is in literally the first sentence of the post you responded to?
>>34595215M28, 0>>34595354Fucking fakecel. I always knew he was full of shit>>34595434Finally I've met my match...
>>34594741He should've taken you right then and there.
>>34595576>Fucking fakecel. I always knew he was full of shitHe'd already admitted to having his balls busted by a dominatrix by that point lol
I want to grab a girl by the hair and have her stick her tongue out and I'll move her head around my abs and let her tongue paint them like a paintbrush.
>>34594574She has the same bodytype as my ex kek. I guess technically "overweight" but who cares
>>34595582Why do guys love damaging years worth of work for dumb sex shit don't touch her hair. He can grab my whole head with both hands and control my movements that way that's preferable to pulling on and breaking a bunch of my hair.
>>34595575A roidtranny is a bodybuilder who does steroids. The term comes from their mutual propensity for taking exogenous hormones in an attempt to satiate their body dysmorphia and metal illness. As a result of their increased testosterone they become insanely horny and commonly develop fetishes for fat women. So there's your niche in the market.
>>34594574>>34595583>187lbNearly 200lb
>>34595568>Have you experienced kink shaming?MMy favourite misandrist got her Twitter suspended for hate speech.Even if she's serious, my fetishizing it makes it protected speech.>Fuck Elon Musk.
>>34595590nta but its so fucking funny seeing someone explain what a roidtranny is to a layman
>>34595580OK he's actually basedMaybe that broke him>>34595593Tomato tomato
>>34595590>there's your niche Except I'm not fat and I have no desire to be fat? Or date a guy on steroids? And I don't really care whether he has abs or not? You sound kinda gay anon I think YOU want be a fat woman that a man on steroids wants to fuck.
>>34595568MNo, at most its just confusion or a want to understand
How do I convince a girl that her small boobs are absolutely perfect to me?
>>34595598>Except I'm not fat and I have no desire to be fat?thats what they all say at first.. ¬‿¬
>>34595565>>34595590Suddenly picrel makes more sense
>>34595602I've made it my mid 30s without becoming fat. We'll see how menopause treats me but I have high hopes. Something is wrong with you though you should take a break from here and go talk to some real people.
>>34595606oh ur a woman?
>>34595590>>34595608???
>>34595609is that a yes? i thought u were a guy, sorry dont get fat, women shouldnt be fat,
>>34594964Everyone posting bangerss Have a jungle mix https://voca.ro/19jTZaol25L1
>>34595598Sometimes it's not about what you want but what you need
>>34595611>70 minutes Fuck me mate do I look like a club to you
>>34595610Really weird bait attempt. Like I'm just confused.
>>34595603I have the same body as the guy in pic rel I’m just not a manlet with a fat fetish
>>34595615LOL im not baiting, sorry i shouldve specified im not the same anon youve been conversing with, i havent been following the reply chain. i assumed you were a woman cause you said menopause,
>>34595617Do you have some sort of cognitive impairment?
>>34595618Walks into the bar at Bangkok international airport and this is basically all you hear on repeat
>>34595618I liked your neruo funk mix from last night it growled and shi
>>34595619:1 ok dont be a bully now, youre the one making this more confusing than it has to be by avoiding confirmation if u are a woman or not
>>34595619That's a woman with a fetish for fat dudes
>>34595622Or you could follow the reply chain and stop being stupid
>>34595619NTA that's the gay guy with a fat fetish who pretends to be a woman
>>34595624judging by how rude and overcomplicated ur being, im gonna go with yes, you are a woman.
>>34595616you are a fat bloated turd
>>34595625Ohhh that's why they're being so annoying they're hoping I'm a man they can encourage to get fat gotcha.>>34595627>overcomplicated All you had to do was read. You did this to yourself by asking stupid questions.
>>34595632someones on her period.. no need to be a cunt >>34595625>>34595623weird samefagging
>>34595629You have absolutely no idea who I am
>>34595634Not yetYou just deserve this amount of derision
>>34595636Obese Indian
>>34595621>I liked your neruo funk mix from last night it growled and shiSomeone should make an EDM remix of Neuro's virginity loss voca
>>34595634Epic fail
>>34595523>>34595528So I guess I should probably make a conscious effort not toThat's difficult
>>34595632He was hoping you're a man so he could pester you to post pics.
>>34595642takes 5 seconds to edit something like that but sure
>>34595597>Maybe that broke himHe's probably a bratty sub
>>34595640Pathetic projection saar
>>34595215M34I guess... 3? 4? I think I actively block myself from remember things like this. I've never had a relationship longer than a week and it kills me to recall it.
State gender, would you rather date a skinny person or a fat person? Neither have muscle or workout , so we’re talking pure stick figure vs blob
>>34595649when do your gibs run out diajeetus
>>34595487Go to a psych hospital.
>>34595653What?
>>34595621Lol thx, was super messy but fun>>34595620I'm not banging any koks but that sounds dopeGotta go work but have some haus https://voca.ro/15tJaXSnmwRi tracklist https://pastebin.com/iDjq4QJ9>>34595641I'm good g>>34595648Real
>>34595652>BlobHow big are we talking here?
>>34595652FSkinny
>>34595459Online (not counting porn) probably 1-2. Irl? Maybe 0-1.
>>34595652M, I've dated both, I honestly don't really care or have a preference. Put a gun to my head I guess skinny but probably cause historically those girls were nicer to me
>>34595642Lmao this post just smells like a torontopajeet failure, he’s probably shitting his pants and crying as we speak
>I have the same body as the guy in pic rel I’m just not a manlet with a fat fetish
>>34595666Nice pecs
>>34595668name on, entj
>>34595665>>34595668>Exactly 1 min apartName on, entjeet
>>34595667>dalit shitter coping on demand Lmaoing at the mentally ill self hating pajeet
>>34595658The 140 min one reminded me of caravan palace a bit but they're not really house I guess I need to learn to make music
>vibe with girl>she asks for my number>say no because already dating someone>i say “that’s sad though”>she gets upset and leavesFug
>>34595676You said it's sad that you have a gf?
>>34595677You are a gay indian manlet desperate for attention
I love women.
>>34595680talking to the mirror again, huh?
>>34595682>5'8 Not quite the flex you think it is
>>34595682>an straightEpic fail saars
>>34595652I heard that nod dating fat women, which is apparently my league as an underweight guy, is considered misogyny. There's no point in dating women at all anyway, I just find it funny how only they are allowed to date whomever they find the hottest and bestest, while I should suck it up and get with obese women just for the sake of it.
>>34595674>caravan palaceI rate them also lolYeah all the tracks in it were produced by a friend but idk if she wants me reposting lol>need to learn to make musicYou should! Electronic and house music is easy to get into
Women, how long does it take for your vagina to go back to normal after sex or masturbation?
>>34595678That, and because I don’t think this girl wanted a friendship. She even brought me a gift
>>34595689What does "going back to normal" mean to you?
>>34595683Hindus can’t cope
>>34595693Literally below average
>>34595691Unaroused.
>>34595688I'm not huge on EDM but when I listen to it it sounds super complex. I had a friend who played drums and did EDM prod and the daws look insane idk how you guys do itI've been learnin guitar I'm a rock guy. It's tactile y'know but a lot more expensive lol
>>34594964M, listening to peak rn before work to motivate myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25VaC67w5bw
>>34595478NTA, but like, how does that even work. Fat guys have small dicks and no stamina. Like, have fun trying to "ride" his 3in prick while he wheezes underneath you
>>34595652M. Probably the fatty unless she's omega fat with no chin and terrible hygiene, but I also just like fat girls in general.
>>34595697>when I listen to it it sounds super complexNot all electronic music is complex lol, some of my fave stuff is very simple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9e6f9IvlIc
>>34595700Either based high T post or crumb of pussy cope
Femanons, how confident are you in your boobs, 1-10?
>>34595696I guess it depends on whether I came or not, whether I lay there and sit with it or get focused on something else right afterwards, if the room is cold, if there's any danger of being caught or not...Could be 2 minutes could be 45. Could be immediate if I get spooked. Idk how fast can you lose a boner?
>>34595706>how fast can you lose a boner?Solo it's quite fast. With a woman it's quite a bit longer.
Femanons, how many boobs do you have1-10?
>>34595706>>34595709Numerically it's probably between 30 seconds and 10 minutes.
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>>34595705Size:8Shape:1I'd give them a 4 overall. I try to be neutral about them I don't dislike them but I don't like them. They cause problems for me but they're like, fine. They're there and I have to accommodate them no use in disliking them. Disliking them would just cost me money and make me feel bad. >>34595709I think lady boners abide by the same general rule. And I'm betting if there's something stressful happening that captures your attention it would be quick even if you were with a woman.
>>34595712I concur with this estimation
Femanons, on a scale from 1-10 how focused are your outfits on showing boobs?
>>34595652MSkinny. I can get a skinny woman looking great in 6 months of going to the gym with me. A fatty is years of work.
>>345957193Legs and a little bit of midriff rather than cleavage. My boobs don't behave well in low cut things and they sit low. I feel like when I try to show cleavage the upper part of my chest is too long so I look like I'm showing a lot of skin while I'm actually not being showy and it makes my boobs look even lower than they actually are. Those high neck tank tops make them look low too.
Do men ever have problems like this when dressing themselves? Do your proportions bother you? Like you think your legs are oddly short for your body or something so you only ever wear one style of pants?
>>34595724I just think I'm fat
>>34595699theres many ways to make love to a person, also a guy being fat doesn’t always equate to him having a small penis, even taking in consideration a fat pad, its just fat, you can still work with it.
>>34595724Yes. The arms are too long and thin and the head looks too big. No clothes can fix those issues but wearing t-shirts degrades the overall appearance even further.
>>34595724I have to wear compression shorts when I go for runs because my dick and balls keep slapping the inside of my thigh and it fucking kills me man
>>34594984Yeah, >him.
>>34595728hey handsome
>>34595171Technically. Nobody says it to me irl tho.
>technically
>>34595731I mean this as a good natured joke not to make fun of you Are you an alien?I think wide fit pants are probably a good idea for you.>>34595728Are you? You could fix that. I am lacking fat in the right places I'll take like 6 pounds of yours if it all goes to my ass.
>>34595652>would you rather date a skinny person or a fat person?M. Both "fat" and "skinny" cover quite a wide range of possibilities. I certainly find "thicc" or "curvy" to be MUCH more attractive than "slightly underweight"; but if you're asking me to compare "severely morbidly obese" with "literally anorexic" then both are absolutely nauseating.
>>34595724If your tall and work out you’ll eventually have to start buying oversized clothes and getting some Asian lady to take them in at the waist/torso.
>>34595724There's literally nothing about my body that I like, but loose-fitting clothing makes some of it a little less obvious.
>>34595724Eh, meh. A little bit with the legs thing, but I'm also fat, so my wardrobe is mostly just to minimize the features that disgust people. When there's no hope in being visually appealing, you just try to avoid derision instead and get as close to dorky neutral as possible
>>34595226I understand with age it gets harder to keep it off. But I am absolutely not attracted to huge-muscle-y men and I have never met a woman that was genuinely attracted to more than ottermode.
>>34595740Is this what short people think being tall is like lmao
>>34595257That's still bad because they won't leave the bad partner.
>>34595226In my experience most women actively dislike razor-sharp muscle definition.
>>34595724I have long limbs and a short torso so I look like a knuckle dragging ape. I basically have to low ride my pants or they sit comically high on my waist if I tuck my shirt in. Inseams are always too long.
>>34595226Will pursue twinks, will grope chubsters if they make themselves available, neutral about average weight, wouldn't touch gymcels even if I were paid
My mom had a knee replacement so I have to run all her errands and drive her around since she can't drive for six weeks.
I really hate how my tiny weak chin and boyish eyes betray the rest of my mostly decent face.
>>345957056-7/10
>>34595758Some women like boyish eyes. Idk if I do tho
>>34595740>men who work out have busty women problems I have never considered this issue, interesting. Fat men must have the other problem, gaping when wearing a button down. >>34595742As long as you don't dislike it that's fine. But there's probably something worth liking you just see it too often next to the things you don't like. Wearing loose fitting clothing because you feel good in it can be cool, but wearing it to hide is no fun.>>34595743I get that. I go for highlighting the couple of parts I'm confident in because trying too hard to hide the things I'm not so pleased with just makes me feel worse somehow. I'm not sure if there's a difference between minimizing and choosing something flattering but if there isn't then I do that with my boobs. There are certain things I "can't" wear. I display them in the way that makes them look best as they are and don't try to make them look like they're full and perky. What kinds of things do you wear to minimize the things you see as issues?
>>34595576Damn, I forgot how old you were.
>>345957629/10
Women, thoughts on sweetheart and ruched necklines?
Women, if someone pitched a baseball directly into your tits would you cry?
>>34595770I'd pitch it at their balls
>>34595767I think you meant that for >>34595705Happy for you though!
>>34595769Like
>>34595714Why don't you like their shape?
>>34595738>I think wide fit pants are probably a good idea for you.I mistakenly bought two pairs of slim fit jeans and hated them so much. But anything wider than regular fit makes me look like even more of a bellend. Or shorts, fuck those as well, I'd rather have a heatstroke and die.
>>34595766bitch you're 40
>>34595724>Do men ever have problems like this when dressing themselves? Do your proportions bother you? Like you think your legs are oddly short for your body or something so you only ever wear one style of pants?My ass is weirdly big for a guy. And I avoid squats for this reason.
>>34595764We've got someone here who drools over fat guys but that doesn't make it much better for them does it
>>34595781I'm not saying it's bad, calm down.
>>34595752I think I have the exact opposite problem lol. Me torso too long for me gotdamn legs. Inseam is just right but the rise is too short. >>34595769I can't wear sweetheart necklines. What are you thinking of when you say ruched neckline? When they put ruching between the boobs? I have to wear full coverage bras so stuff that's cut straight across but too low cut just doesn't work. I probably wouldn't wear one because I would have to wear it weirdly high and it wouldn't look right.
>>34595770No, I find my tits are less sensitive to impacts than my stomach
>>34595785did someone say fat guys :3
>>34595785The point is, find women who like your features, because clearly they can be out there
>>34595765>What things do you wear to minimize the things you see as issuesI wear oversized, baggy clothing in order to not show off my stomach and hide the chest crease where like, I don't have out and out moobs, but it is a bit flabby.To that end, I always wear an outer shirt, all the time. Some kind of button up that's worn open. While there's no hiding my weight, I think it obfuscates the shape enough to go from slovenly to dorky, even if it's so big that it's super dorky. Like my shirts go down to my thighs, although of course I tuck the the undershirt. Once I do that, in my mind my body isn't screaming "FAT" enough so that the people I'm talking to can at least look past it enough to treat me like a person
>>34595805Weight?
>>34595778They are pendulous, low density, and teardrop shaped/shallow. They're not round on top they're concave and they sit low on my chest. My decolletage is longer than my forehead and that's saying something.>>34595779A lot of men struggle to pull off shorts but it's because cutting them off right around the knee makes almost everyone look bad. The 70s knew what the fuck was up everybody looks better in short shorts. >more of a bellendI thought this too when I got my first pair but I think I just had to get over feeling like a poser who was copying Gen z women.>>34595784You would be surprised how many women would not see this as a problem in the slightest. >>34595805You do what makes you feel good but I respect fat people who own it and wear things that fit them, not too big or too small. But I can see how someone who's weight fluctuates wouldn't want to invest in clothes that fit them super well.
>>34595790Something like this https://img.ltwebstatic.com/images3_pi/2022/04/28/1651114096eeb7507e988a21736a66b594177a9c43_thumbnail_900x.webp
>>34595785Granted, it doesn't because sexual disdain towards fat men is so ingrained and pervasive that the idea of a chubby chaser for fat men being genuine, let alone one that likes fat-fat guys, isn't really believable I think if that could be put aside, it'd be a real enough confidence boost to get them out there and meeting other people again.
Why is he crashing out after ban evading? Who cares lmao
>Manager is becoming more and more distant with me>Our relationship was good but lately, he's been singling me out during team meetings for little mistakes I made (Not even mistakes, just things that could have been better handled if the existing process was better)>Always been one of the top performers in my team for the past 3 years>Has shortened our monthly 1-on-1 performance review meetings to 15 minutes in instead of 45.>Didn't do the same with my other colleaguesUmmm..am I getting fired?
>>34595516No. I have responsibilities, can’t just up and leave.
>>34595813I would call that a straight neckline, the ruching is a detail rather than a structural element. I couldn't wear that one. Needs to come up another inch and a half on the straps to cover my bra fully.
>>34595812>You would be surprised how many women would not see this as a problem in the slightestI hope you're right. I think I need to add some bulk to my upper body to look more proportional.
You ever break up with someone because you knew you’d end up making them miserable even though you really loved them?
>>34595756Must be fun being a NEET for mommy kek
>>34595825I do this by never meeting anyone so I don't have to break up with them
>>34595825MYes, a few times.
>>34595051i too miss moot era /fa/. it's strange to think that culture once flowed out of 4chan to other platforms, instead of the other direction as it does now.>>34595522m. currently no as traveling with a partner is my goal>>34595215m. 32, 0>>34595652stick gf
>>34595516Kinda. Like if there's accommodation to my needs and plans then sure.
>>34595519That looks like my second ex gf with bangs.
>>3459521540M ~200 +/- 20
>>34595765>But there's probably something worth likingNo. I'm now merely overweight, but I used to be morbidly obese, so I'm just sagging folds of loose skin all over. And I'm too disabled to be able to exercise, so most of my muscles have atrophied too. It's an unmitigated train wreck.
>>34595770>Women, if someone pitched a baseball directly into your tits would you cry?No, I'd sue.
>>34595825Nah I reject them in the first place.If I make the mistake of committing I'm in it until they get sick of me or they mistreat me/we're a bad fit or whatever, a valid reason that isn't me being a whiny bitchy about how terrible I am.
>>34595215FForty six (men) & 2 (women)
>>3459521523, F, 1
>>34595812Well, as far as finding something that fits, that's the other issue. If I could get everything tailored to the right fit, then maybe I'd try a bit more, but since I can't, the fact that I'm big and tall makes it hard to shop for clothes. So many XL shirts are too short and too many XLT shirts are too thin, so I gotta buy at stores like King Size, but then that's also a pretty penny to shop at.So there's an added layer of it just being more practical to buy oversized. It's the same with my feet, in a way. My feet are 15W in width but only about 13.5 in length, so I'd either need to order custom 13.5 Super Wides or just get 15W and deal with it.
>>34595825>You ever break up with someone because you knew you’d end up making them miserable even though you really loved them?M. Not "really loved", but someone I liked, yes. She was much too "trad" while I'm into ENM.
I'd pitch my baseball into her tits iykwim
>>34595844Hi.
>>34595828I used to work with this guy who had to care for his dying mother in this shitty little flat, I became his roommate for a while after she died. Man that was a terrible flat.
>>34595847Destiny? Are you talking about Lauren Southern?
>>34595839That's rough anon. I'm sorry. I only have to contend with my boobs I genuinely feel for you about the skin. Too disabled for one of those low impact pool classes for old ladies? That could be fun in a weird way.
I literally never know what people mean when they say "if you know what I mean".
>>34595849Hi?
>>34595851>Destiny? Huh? >Are you talking about Lauren Southern?No.
>tfw no BF with a thick country accent
>>34595847The cuck
>>34595863Which country?
>>34595839This is the part I'm terrified of. I'm finally on a good weight loss journey, but going from 440 will mean a lot of sagging skin folds for me too, and I've heard a lot about how they hurt, are at risk of infection, and are considered by insurance to be a cosmetic issue to trim down. So even if I reach my weight, I worry women will be disgusted with me yet again the minute I'd take my shirt off.But for what it's worth, my heart goes out to you dude. Being disabled on top of that, I hope you know you're strong for getting through it, even if you're feeling like a wreck
>>34595865The yeehaw one
>>34595845Ok so idk how it is for you but around me basic tailoring is not THAT expensive. I'd really recommend it if there's something you really like that's almost right but not quite there. The big and tall thing is definitely a roadblock. My brother is just tall and he always looks ridiculous because he's wearing an XL but realistically could wear a medium if he didn't mind it being a crop top. He mostly orders shoes online he's a 14.Is the whole foot wide? Have you tried any barefoot brands? Not a low cushion style but if you got a 14W when they come built wider to begin with especially in the toebox, maybe?
Femanons has a guy ever had a nocturnal emission while sleeping next to you?
Women, would you get mad if your bf was constantly and unwantedly getting flirted with and even getting pinched on the butt by some super old lady (like 80+) in the neighborhood?
>>34595873At the old lady. Dementia doesn't give her the right to harass him. I'll piss her off and then start recording and call the cops. They'll have to do something with her if she starts trying to scratch me and fails a cognitive assessment. Harass my boyfriend? You get to go live at the hospital for 5 months if you don't have family with enough money to get you into a home lol.
>>34595853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kwh3R0YjuQ
>>34595871My local options were about $20 an item to take them in, and since I'd have to do basically all of my shirts and I admittedly have become disillusioned with the idea of looking good until I lose weight, I just didn't really feel it was worth a couple hundred bucks to do the wardrobe, nor commit enough to slowly tailor it in small chunks at a timeAlso yes my whole foot is pretty wide, not just at the end. I've not tried that brand, but I'll look into them then. I do a lot of walking now that I'm losing weight, so I actually am starting to want more fitted shoes.
>>34595873I think that would stop if >he wore a ring. But it hasn't for me, so I guess I make my presence known.
>>34595872Well... technically.
>>34595891Everyone can tell yours is bullshit because they know nobody would put a ring on your assDoubt they can find one big enough in the first place
>>34595225Ha ha, this one sucked cock.
>>34595872I didn't think so. My bf has jerked off to me while I've slept a few times, though.
>>34595895There are uglier people with wedding rings on. It's a social symbol. Stay mad.
>>34595904Oink
Men, are you really not scared of spiders or do you just act like you aren’t cause social pressures?
>>34595872>Femanons has a guy ever had a nocturnal emission while sleeping next to you?If he's sleeping next to me, then we would have had sex before going to sleep. So no. Even quite horny guys usually need to go three days without cumming for that to happen.
>>34595912>Men, are you really not scared of spiders or do you just act like you aren’t cause social pressures?I'm genuinely terrified of spiders. It's so bad I have to get my (female) partner to deal with them.
>>34595886It's a style? Not even sure that's the right word. They're meant to mimic the actual foot shape most shoes are way too narrow. There are many brands. I think somebody on reddit made a chart that lists exact measurements for a lot of the shoes you could check which brands trend the widest.I wouldn't pay for tailoring on something that only cost me $20 but I would if I spent $100 on it and the biggest problem is that the hem is too long. If you're not buying nice stuff and can't do the tailoring yourself then yeah I feel you it's not really worth it. Maybe just your special occasion outfit lol.
>>34595215F, 34. Eight men, one woman. Assuming you count just mouth stuff as a body.
>>34595215F 25, 122 male, 9 women, 1 mtf
>>34595912No i live in an area without venomous spiders
The height diffrence femanons deserve
>>34595937I wish I was taller. I like being shorter than my bf, but I could afford to be like six inches taller at least.
>>34595933>he thinks spiders’ scare factor is based off their risk to you and not that they simply look scary I diagnose u with autism.
>>34595912I used to be scared of spiders, but yeah I was mocked for it a lot for being male and afraid of them, so eventually I sat down, studied a ton about spiders. Where they lived, how they behaved, which would bite, how fragile they were, and also a ton of spider monster girl pornNow I'm consciously over it. It only arises when I'm tired and emotionally drained, causing me to get night terrors where I see them come pouring out of the walls and covering every inch of the room
>>34595937Either she's squatting or the front of her dress is wobbling and protruding due to a giant semi hard horsecock
need me a stoner bf
>>34595937Girthmasterr
>>34595942I've avoided that diagnosis for 26 years and I'll continue to do so.
>>34595912>>34595942like, the idea of spiders? not afraid. my fear of a spider would increase exponentially wrt its closeness to me. but the max(touching the spider) would still not be more than mild annoyance. if we're talking a swarm of spiders, i'd be actually scared yeah.
Women, thoughts on mushroom farms?
>>34595908What
>>34595937Gross
What is she hogging out about now
>>34594554>Even his internal organsBruh.
>>34595963What about em
>>34595963close up of what it looks like between BV's fat rolls
>>34595912I do not live in Australia; I am not scared of spiders. Spiders are cute. I've also know several women who think spiders are cute.
>>34595963Swiss bait
>>34595963Gross. I hate working with fungi.
>>34595963Indifferent
>>34594555>New fear unlocked, what the actual hell moidsThat's just with hookups and fuck buddies. With a gf it's bliss.
>>34595990>Swiss baitThose mushrooms are clearly Jewish
How come the basedlennials are giga coomers who fuck like it’s the last day in Sodom and the zoomers are like “I have merely touched a boob as an accident”
>>34595930How do you get so many girls?
>>34595853If you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudgeGuess you'll never know...>>34595837>>34595843Wtf don't you get tired>>34595825Yean my highschool gf. I knew she could do better than me, and she did lol, the guy she's married to now looks like a model lol
>>34595942>not being afraid of things that aren't dangerous is autism now
>>34595724>your legs are oddly short for your body or somethingYeah I'm a manlet but who cares lol >>34595954Why? Stoners are lazy, stupid and smell>>34595912I used to be a real scaredy cat with them. But then I saw them as frens and gradually exposed myself to them and realised they're not scaryI still can't look at pics of the big scary ones though
>>34596008>not being afraid of things that aren't dangerous is autism nowI'm more afraid of women than anything else.
>>34595988Menty b over me is really pathetic
>>34596001Zoomers grew up in a society where they were able to acutely hear that women find all men to be threats, and that any romantic interest is tantamount to just seeing them as fuckmeat they want to rape. Wanting to play it safe and respectful, they've ended up basically neutering all their sexuality Which ironically just makes it worse, because now anyone that still pushes forward is far more likely to have no consideration in them at all and will only see women as fuckmeat, which reinforces the perspective of women even more.
>>34596012Just treat them with respect and it'll be fine.
>>34596014you ain't that important, hog
>>34596012Women are dangerous though
>>34596016Don’t fully agree with the framing, but yeah that makes sense. I prefer to say that BASEDlennials are all disgusting degenerates who thought being 19 forever was cool and thus acted accordingly
>>34593026Seriously though, sometimes it is better just to write stuff in plaintext and not be bogged down by superfluous tools and complexity. When I wrote my own programming language and compiler yonks ago I did it all in Notepad. Also when I interned at the MoD I was writing assembly and C code for an embedded system mostly in Notepad. I also wrote a 3D Doom-like game and racing game in Notepad.To paraphrase king Terry Davis, the hardest question in programming is, is this niggerlicious or is this divine intellect? An idiot admires complexity, whilst a genius admires simplicity. A poor craftsman blames his tools, for the tool becomes the scapegoat for the lack of ideas. But corporations won't tell you this, because they want you to become reliant on their products, and influence your thinking.
>>34596006Dating app, I like doing kinky stuff to women.
>>34596012They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
>>34596012Most women IRL are really chill desu. Just avoid the rare mean ones and you'll be fine. Women on this website still terrify me though. It's probably why I keep coming back
>>34596032>A poor craftsman blames his toolsSometimes GCC do have bugs though.Also Notepad sucks for code editing.
>>34596012>I'm more afraid of women than anything else.Same.I've been in combat, gone scuba diving with Great Whites, been skydiving, handled venomous snakes, been in a 60mph car crash, had sleep paralysis with hallucinations, gotten lost in a national park at night, seen the funnel of a tornado, been ~30 feet from a Mountain Lion; but I've never had the guts to approach or ask a woman out.
>>34596044Women have made it clear that far too many of them arent chill at all because they've found that Men have made it clear that far too many of them aren't chill, so the only option I have is to participate in the endless feedback loop because I'm constantly worried already about slipping up in public or people being mean to me regardless, so if a woman yelled at me I would literally run away to the bathroom and cry
>>34596053How are you so pathetic
>>34596058Why would a woman yell at you?
>>34596062I'm not sure. I suppose I'm destined to be a virgin.
>>34596062He's gay
>>34596034Are you a Domme?
>>34596051>Sometimes GCC do have bugs thoughThen you can use a debugger tool, file a bug report and switch to another tool, but 99.9% of the time it's the user's fault>Notepad sucks for code editingThen use Notepad++>but muh autocomplete and error correctionSkill issue desu>>34596058>if a woman yelled at me I would literally run away to the bathroom and cryI did this once when working at Starbucks I hope her pillow is warm on both sides
>>34596073That would make things much simpler. But no, I jerk off to women all the time.
>>34596073Or just a giga larper
>>34596068I don't know but I'm terrified
>>34596087Silly
>>34596018I give them the respect of distance.
>>34596083On my atoga? never!
>>34596095G*d forbid
>>34596083>>34596095I don't see how it's so unbelievable. Shame sensitivity isn't the same as the fight-or-flight response.
>>34594437nta but I did actually date a woman who'd been to jail, she was probably the nicest woman I've dated lol>>34596083he probably has that kind of childhood trauma and neurodivergence that makes him terrified of intimacy with women but fearless in other life-threatening situations, at least I do
>>34596102What was she in for?
>>34596101>>34596102Cope all you want but if you’ve been an actual combat situation you’d have the mental capacity for exposure therapy when talking to womenYou sound like ENTJ
>>34596075Switch, but for women, yes.
>>34596105>What was she in foriirc driving under the influence and dealing>>34596109>you’d have the mental capacity for exposure therapyit's easier said than done kek. but is possible, I agreewhen women shout at me I dissociate and the room starts spinning lol
>>34596111>easier said than doneRetard, that guy claimed he was in a live combat scenario
>>34596101>Shame sensitivity isn't the same as the fight-or-flight response.Shame sensitivity is completely benign in comparison. Or should be.
>>34596110Based
>>34596112I don't know what that has to do with anything lol. Throwing fists at another bloke is easier than asking out a woman lol
>>34596115you've never left your mom's basement
>>34596109I know a vet with severe arachnophobia, like he inspects his entire house with a flashlight at least once a day severe
>>34596118Not at all the same thing. You’re telling me this guy has a womanphobia?
>>34595912why would I be scared of our natural bros
>>34596025>Women are dangerous thoughA venomous spider can kill you, a venomous woman can make you ashamed to have ever existed.
>>34596117excuse me, I actually live in my mom's loft space, there's a difference!
I don't think most moids understand how much physical damage they can do to a woman, my brother once severely bruised my arm just by pulling it bc he wanted to show me something
>>34596132this is why woman (and children) beaters are the lowest of low cowardly scum
>>34596090But it's not. I already worry about coming off as cold, distant, or even threatening as a large, quiet man, but when it comes to women, it's even worse. I already know they find even smaller men threatening, and I'm way out of the loop for a lot of things that they don't like in particular. Then when I ask to try to learn, the answers are vague and it starts to get mean as they start saying stuff like I have no proper self reflection or awareness if I have to ask. Tbh I'm already tearing up a bit as is.I just worry I'm gonna fuck up even without even looking at anyone or being in the same space or nothing, because of the gossimer threads of social standards that women have laid around them to protect themselves
Women, do you realize you have such power as you go about your day to day? Is it something you think about? Or have to remind yourself of?
>>34596138NAG but uhh in what way does the average person have a lot of power lol?
>>34596139Have you been following the conversation?
>>34596135>and it starts to get mean as they start saying stuff like I have no proper self reflection or awarenessYour lack of basic mental fortitude does indeed seem to be approaching pathological levels.Also it's spelled gossamer with an 'a'.
>>34596138What power tho? Moids aren't afraid of short chubby girls nor do they care about their approval
>>34596138I am aware. I get two types of looks, people that don’t like goths and horny
>>34596142Short chubby girls were kind of my jam for the last 10 years
>>34596144>people that don’t like gothsGoths scared me when I was a kid lol
>>34596132Good thing women tend to be into that kind of stuff.
>>34596142So you think coward anon is only talking about Stacies?
>>34596149Yeah? Although these mean and nosy auntie types are scary too
>>34596149Or she thinks anyone she has power over doesn't classify as men
>>34596147lol kids are innocent angels, I would never intentionally scare them. Adults however
>>34596151You need to stop being so silly, scaredy moid
>>34596140>Have you been following the conversation?no not really>>34596141>Your lack of basic mental fortitudewow rude>>34596142>Moids aren't afraid of short chubby girlsmy ex was scary
Do people even use the word “lie” any more it all just “gaslit”?
>>34596157Yes
>>34596161Are you… gaslighting me?
>>34596149>>34596150The smaller women are the more I worry that I'm going to upset them, due to the size difference exacerbating their concerns over men being violent. I once did a full 30 minute lap around my local mall because there was one of those women blocking the detective novels section in barnes and noble, and it felt like if I even stayed in the store to wait for her to get out of the way I'd be considered a hovering creep. Running away just works better in these kinds of situations.
>>34596012You're not afraid of women, you're afraid of getting hurt.
>>34596163“Gaslighting isn’t real, you made it up because you are fucking crazy”
I am on a rate of 2 foids/month which prorated over my long term relationship = 144 bodies
>>34596167AHHH I AM GOING MENTAL
>>34596169It's spelled Metal
Have you ever had someone brutally turn you down without giving any excuse? Like "Nope, not interested, you're chopped, go away" tier rejection?
>>34596168>144 bodiesWhere do you stash them? Any spot in the woods or backyard is going to overflow at those numbers and tip off the cops.
>>34596171That's not brutally being turned downBrutally is when they get mad you even asked and it spirals from thereTo which the answer is yes
>>34596171the excuse is that you're chopped tho.
>>34596170
>>34596172I eat them
>>34596171I've only tried asking someone out once and all I got was an awkward stare
Why do women lie about being raped? It's like a badge of honor for them.
>>34596183They don't? You're being a delusional bitch again
>>34596171Nobody owes you an excuse. If they're not into you they're not into you.
>>34596187Cat's outta the bag. Millions of men have given testimony to their girlfriends lying about it, millions of women lie about being harrassed.
>>34596190I don't believe those men, simple as
>>34596190Millions of creatures with femaleness?
Are you telling me a woman can like something but another woman can like something else? Women are impossible. You can't keep up.
>>34596189Cool, but that wasn't the question, retard.
>>34596193You believe the women reading rapechad novels though, right? Because it's clearly not a fetish for them or anything.
BDSM=rape Anyone into tying up and being tied up is fetishising RAPE and should be re-educated.
>>34596200No one actually reads that shit though. You're making stuff up again to excuse your inner anger
>>34596171would rather be brutally rejected than led on and used for attention desu
>>34596171A brutal turn down is laughing at you aka tee-hee you thought you had a chance, or openly pitying you.Basically anything that infers that the thought that you had a chance is laughable and not to be taken serious in any way.Not that that ever happened to me.
Thoughts on female pedophiles attracted to young boys? At what age does it become an issue for you?
Man. I was chuckling about coward anon, but when I went to use the hotel elevator to get down to my car, these two women that were about to step in it as well recoiled upon seeing me and then muttered about catching the next one while looking away and stepping back That really hurt
wahhh imma whiny piece of diarrhea
>>34596206>No one actually reads that shit though.Cope.
>>34595912They don't bother me so long as they aren't crawling on me. I also genuinely like jumping spiders and harmless guys like wolf spiders and grass spiders. Cellar spiders are okay too. Tarantulas are also cool.I get a little nervous whenever I see a brown recluse or black widow for obvious reasons.My dad is an arachnophobe, though. He'd leave the room and make me kill them when I was a kid, but I usually just took them outside.
34596219Why are women so mean like this
>>34596219>>34596228R u rfr t ds
I am not wearing any underwear only pants
Should ugly people be allowed to have fun? They ruin Friday nights
>>34596233if you're looking around worrying about ''ugly people'' on a Friday night, you're not raving and pinging hard enough desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqzGEWqOq3w
>>34596169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAemWF_OSGc
>>34596239I'm not there to party i want to get laid
>>34594964Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkY08Q2FilE
>>34596241>I'm not there to partyparty poopeer, loosen up a bit ladhttps://youtu.be/GI6EOQ0Zuq8?si=Tly5MiwSBsvOx-BC&t=197
>>34596245this brings back clubbing memories lol, classic
How long into a relationship before you’re comfortable farting in front of your S/O
Hi, I'm mentally ill
>>34596251Hi Mentally Ill I am Dad Amazing
Moids are going crazy over this NPC in the upcoming Ace Combat 9. What do you think of her design?
>>34596253Meh
>>34596253I think she is one of the characters of all time>>34596251wassup bruv, I'm menty B
>>34596253looks like snood
>>34596241>i HAVE TO shoot my shot at the party/gym/hospital/customer records sheetThey made apps to keep your ilk out of public, what more do you want?
>>34596250How long into a relationship before you're comfortable with your S/O farting in front of you?
I wish my hookups would say this to me...
>>34596259I don't have to I want to. Only clubs and the street I don't care about the other stuff
>>34596259And I will never use apps for that it feels robotic
>>34596264Have you tried being good at sex?
>>34596250I had a bf for 9 years and never got comfortable enough to do that
>>34596264SureFor you moids "good sex" is pumping a girl for 1 minute, cooming and falling asleep immediately
>>34596270There are no training courses for this...
>>34596276No it isn't. It's two or three orgasms for her, one for me and her passing out afterwards
>>34596276I never had sex so I can't confirm not deny.
>>34595564dicks can be too big and penetration isnt that important
White women fear the WMAF
>>34596293Sure
>>34596293Not really, I don't fear bitches with slanted eyes
>>34596293Nah
MenIf you visited a city with your wife, and your ex lived in this city, would you be tempted to try and meet up with your ex?Say your wife also funded this trip.
>random girl invites me to sit with her and her friend>we all talk for over an hour>shes bitching about stuff her bf did to her, and they basically broke up>she wants to buy us all a shot>eventually we leave>she asks for my contact>i give it to her>she texts me later that night talking about how she basically wants to come over and cuddle but makes it clear she doesn't want sex>whatever, i dont mind>next day she only replies with one word answers and hours later >i stop replying, she doesnt initiate >i text her saying that im not sure if i did something, but i dont feel shes really interested in talking to me so im not gonna bother but she can still text me if she wants to go out>she apologizes and says shes like that with everyone>tell her im gonna be back in the area in 2 weeks and ask if she wants to hang out>only answers "maybe"is she just using me for attention? or did she get back with her ex and she's keeping me as a backup?
>>34596293https://youtu.be/LpdEOmqAp-k
>>34596310What a weird post.
>>34596310Hell no. What on earth lol?
>>34596311>is she just using me for attention?Whether she realizes it or not, yes. Forget about her and let her sort her shit out on her own time.
>>34596311to me it seems shes just as confused about what she wants - as you arewouldnt drop her just yet, but also wouldnt get too attached
>>34596293i honestly dont think soWMAF is mostly an internet meme, irl white women are still the most desirable and most attractive on Earth
I am going to the meat market, if you know what I mean.
>>34596310Depends on how I broke it off with the ex. We might still be friends
>>34596022Important enough to constantly post about how fat I am. Try harder, maybe you'll cum.
>>34596323Damn bro, i'm jealous.. but at least one of us is getting meat.
>>34596213Men with smol dicks probably worship them.
I'm thinking of asking out my friend I've known for a few years now. What could go wrong? Advice?
big boob women, is it true that they actually cause back pain issues? or is that an exaggeration
>>34596310>your wife>your ex>wife funded triplollmaoayy lmao even
>>34596334nothing, you should do it
>>34596335I haven't gained back problems yet. So I assume it comes with bigger boobs.
>>34596334Women despise men who do this.
>>34596310are you planning on getting a divorce?
>>34596319So don't reply to the "maybe" and just let her initiate the next contact?>>34596320So how should I be communicating with her? I'm honestly more interested in her as just a friend because I definitely would never date her, but I'm not against a fwb situation if she wants. Never really done this before.
how many magacocks to make /atoga/ foids leave woketardism
>>34596341Do what?
femanons, thoughts? broke forearm in motorcycle accident
>>34596345>So don't reply to the "maybe" and just let her initiate the next contact?The most I would say is something like "alright, just let me know" but I'd drop it from there.>So how should I be communicating with her?You're already communicating effectively. She isn't. There isn't anything you can do to make her meet you halfway.
>>34596352Thanks fren
>>34596354Np fren.
Are most men in relationships really not having sex near daily? That's wild.
>>34596350Have the audacity to ask out their female friends.
>>34596357Multiple times a week is basic, and I'm already not getting that.. should I seek a partner specifically to sex? I have needs to..
>>34596357Women are having the most sex. Comparatively, the men they're in relationships with have less sex.
>>34596361Lots of relationships start as friends though (including her previous ones).
>>34596293Asian women are the sour grapes of partner choices
Femanons, do you hate seeing men being happy?
>>34596357Women are way hornier than menif she's not fucking you, she's fucking someone else
>>34596367Not really, they're more feminine and traditional than modern Western women.
>>34596368Won't the world cup upset more people than it makes happy?
Why do white women fear this?
>>34596357After fucking the same woman for a few months I get bored of her
How do I build sexual tension? Every date I've ever been on has been just "haha what a story, that's crazy dawg", then back at her place "well that was a cool night...anyway I think I gotta go", and if not that, she herself kindly kicks me out after getting bored. Idk how to make moves.
>>34596371nta>It's another zoomer who delusionally believes that all women were perfect pure housewives before the year 2000 episode
>>34596371only guys who never had an asian woman say shit like thisthe asians you want (japanese, chinese, korean) are just as fucked as the western women you're trying to avoidthis whole traditional meme maybe applies to the brown SE asians, and who the fuck wants that.
>>34596371Bottom slut's pussy must go crazy though.
>>34596375I don't think you can force that. Are you actually attracted to these women?
>>34596371Utterly retarded memeWhy would you marry someone who you know is like this if you yourself aren't ok with it?
>>34596373if you want to fuck a slut, why would you go for an ugly slut on purpose
>>34596376Right? The pure and trad 1980s. lmfao
>>34596379>Are you actually attracted to these women?Um, yes. It's not for a lack of attractions, I just don't know the protocol
>>34596381I like that tradwifejak felt the need to tell husbandjak about the table he can see right in front of him.
>asian women are....le tradUtterly retarded premise considering Asians are known for being either super easy and getting with any foreigner who has money, or just straight up prostitutes.
>>34596377The two men in my family that are with Asian women get food cooked for them daily and gifts made for them. The rest of the men with White women get absolutely fucking nothing, their relationships all suck. The dichotomy is kinda funny ngl.
Girls, do you think I'm racist if, when I go to Europe, it makes me mad to see women in burkas? I don't hate them because they're brown, I hate them because foreign barbarians from Africa and the Middle East shouldn't be allowed to move to nice western countries.
Hey YouGuessWhatPlap
It doesn't matter if she is asian you will still have a shitty relationship because you are a shitty partner
>>34596388notice how you didnt specify the type of asianand no matter what, the kids will be ugly mongoloids
>>34596314>>34596316>>34596336My fiancé has an ex he used to e-date in a city I wish to visit after we marry. I thought of this and got worried.>>34596324They aren't on bad terms but aren't friends either. They never got to meet in person is all, and broke up almost 5 years ago because of no plans to close the distance.>>34596344No, married early next year.
>>34596392My money's on Filipino
>>34596391I’m a dyslexic artist and I first read that as “you’re a shitty painter” and it nearly made me cry
>>34596392One is a fair skinned Indonesian woman, basically looks Chinese. Idk about the other.
>>34596375You just slowly escalate from eye contact to figure out where the line is basically. Look at her eyes and lips, and see if she reciprocates. Then see her response to light touch, ie. putting your hand on her thigh. Then go in for a kiss. Keep escalating until she either looks uncomfortable or tells you to stop. Only one girl has ever made me stop and that was at the kiss stage.
>>34596393>My fiancé has an ex he used to e-date in a city I wish to visit after we marry. I thought of this and got worried.You already didn't have much to worry about, but you've got even less to worry about if they e-dated. I get it, though.
>>34596389Foids will unironically say their least favorite thing about Europe is "the lack of diversity". I met someone with that opinion while traveling recently
>>34596393>My fiancé has an ex he used to e-date in a city I wish to visit after we marry.lmaoThat's really all I can say to that.If you are not just trolling, you are factually not ready for marriage.
>>34596397>indonesianTHERE IT ISa fucking SEA monkey>oh but she's fair skinnedyeah sure, and a fair skinned indian is basically a romanian right?
>>34596393Why the fuck are you doing this shit? Why the fuck did you choose that specific city?
>>34596395what
>>34596391Women are the problem 90% of the time. It's literally not hard to keep a man happy at all. Cook good food, give him head, and stroke his ego and a man will give you everything he has.
>>34596387>thinking we like asian women because we have this incelish fantasy that they are all tradLolwut? Are you coping? Most men like asian women because they are objectively more beautiful and feminine than women of their own race. They also have a lot of diversity in their looks in contrary to what coping white femcels preach. In fact, I don't want a trad asian woman, I want one who's wild and open about sex. Also, unlike white women, they don't all look like Babayaga the moment they turn 30 lol
>>34596403NTA, but have you seen the average SEA lately? I used to think they were all really tan with brown skin, like a Polynesian, which was actually kinda my thing, but then you look at vids of the streets of Manila or Saigon, and they're all basically indistinguishable from Japanese or Korean.
>>34596407It's very obvious you are coping btw
>>34596406seems like you want a maid that you have sex with
>>34596407As a white man, the only reason I have kinda a thing for Asian girls is because of the contrast, and the undertones of stealing and bleaching a woman of another race. If I was black I wouldn't give a fuck about Asians desu
>>34596415>le bang maid memeWhile you say passive-aggressive things like this, a lot of Asian women will just gladly do that stuff, hence why Western men are choosing them over Western women.
>>34596389It's probably a little racist but I do agree. I hate seeing burkas because I think Islam is retarded and insane, even more than other organized religions.Westernized Arabs/Pakistanis/other South or West Asian diaspora are fine by me though. They should adapt to mainly Western values to immigrate. Some of the culture is fine, like food and etc. but no honour killings, burkas, cousin marriages, or beating your kids and wives. If they want that, don't immigrate.
I want to be a woman's bangbutler while I'm not at work if I'm being totally honest with myself
>>34596418how is that passive agressive and you just confirm that that is what you want in the next sentence
>>34596417>and the undertones of stealing and bleaching a woman of another race.If I was black I wouldn't give a fuck about Asians desuSo it's a coping mechanism for all the high tier white women who are always flocking to black men?
>>34596415Seems like you want a man who will work like a slave to provide for you while you sit on your ass.
>>34596427I am not a woman
>>34596371Strawman>>34596389No, I think it makes you sensible. I get pissed off seeing all of the Northerners, Californians, Indians, and carpetbaggers here in Texas. I can't imagine the rage some Europeans must feel.>>34596400I don't know which women you're talking about, but I've never met them. Seeing so many Arabs and Africans in Munich was legit disgusting.>>34596423I assume that drive to "conquer" another race would still be there even without white women being coal burners.
>>34596377newgen ea girls can be total trashbut fuck do i know some people with amazing trad chink wifes
Boyfriend broke up with because he was insecure of my male friends of 10 plus years I told him if it was a problem I would keep light contact with them if anyAlso tried getting him to make friends with them so he wouldn’t have any issue. Yes I see the problem no im not sure how to rectify it
>>34596423In a way yeah. It's just our own version of it. Asian men can have black women I guess, lots of Chinese moving to Africa
>>34596429Oh hey it's the rich lesbian Texan. Which part of Texas are you from? I'm currently in Austin
>>34596371The 1980s had the same exact problems you're complaining about in the bottom half of your sloppa.It was pretty famously a decade of excess and hedonism and the era of the "working girl" who doesn't need a man. You're some retard born in the 2000s who has no idea what he's talking about.
>>34596433Find a guy who isn't an insecure little pussy, lmao
>>34596435DFW areaVisiting Austin during PRIDE month is bold, anon.
>>34596433Rookie mistake on your ex's part viewing your guy friends as competition rather than the beta cucks they are
I would 100% be a househusband who cleans, cooks her favorite meals, and eats her pussy and gives her foot massages when she gets home from work. Idk why women act like this so bad, sign me up. When you tell women you want to do this as a man, suddenly it's no longer akin to slavery though but instead a bum lifestyle for lazy losers.
>>34596433Sounds like he's the problem. You can rectify it by moving on and not wasting your time on him.
>>34596445They have no respect for guys like you because you can easily do all that stuff you listed while also holding down a job.
She will never look at me like that. She will never talk to me like that. She will never think of me like that.
>>34596429Hungry loves Joker
>>34596448>you can easily do all that stuff you listed while also holding down a job.Then why do women complain so much?
>>34595912The only bugs I'm not afraid of
>about to muster up courage to ask her out>look in the mirror >"mmmmmmmm, not today"
How to cope with the fact I didn't get to date my boyfriend when he was a cute young 18-21-year-old guy?I don't think he would have even really looked my way during those years.
>>34596454Do it. Before it's too late.
>>34596452Because they're different than men. They're the ones that have to bear children, and they get sick for a week every month.You didn't mention staying home to raise kids. I doubt many women would be happy with a house husband who seemingly has no goals beyond acting like a NEET when she's not home and a butler when she is at home.
>>34596454Ask her out anyway, your time isn't unlimited and everyone (including you) can and will move on. Don't wait too long, don't make the same mistake I did.
>>34596445Being forced to live in your parents' basement is slavery while actively wanting it makes you look like a bum. Where's the inconsistency?>>34596458Moid hands.
>>34596462>They're the ones that have to bear childrenAnd are they currently doing that?
>>34596443Yeah literally one of the ones he’s most insecure about wears skirts and like my ex was a big buff guy
>>34596467wtf lol
What do women think?>>34596414
>>34596475Most women think they do, but they don't.
Would you rather ride a Dragon or a Gryphon into battle?
>>34596484Dragons are obviously more badass.
Girls, we're all anonymous here. Do you want a man to make you tell him you're Daddy's little cumrag?
>>34596489>Do you want a man to make you tell him you're Daddy's little cumrag?No.
>>34596489No and I don't date because I'm not convinced I can find a man who hasn't been rendered mentally ill through porn
>>34596475i think i tend to be pretty anxious when around someone i like. which leads to situations like the guy saying something interesting, telling a story to everyone or asking everyone a question, and then i don't say anything or react in any way at all to him because i don't want to say something dumb or get attention on myself. so i just don't talk lmao. just a polite laugh here and there maybe. but i also notice i physically can't stop myself from smiling when i enter the room/join the group and then see him.
Is it wrong to be physically attracted to fictional characters?
>>34596484i'd ride a wyvern.
>>34596484>Would you rather ride a Dragon or a Gryphon into battle?Dragons are better armoured and have long-range weaponry. I'm not really seeing what advantages the gryphon might have.
>>34596493FNo, and maybe I'm weird for thinking this, but hentai is the most ethical pornography since it's all cartoons.
>>34596496What about masturbating to instagram pictures of girls you know? Because that's not porn at all.
>>34596433>Yes I see the problem no im not sure how to rectify itGet a better boyfriend.
>>34596492>but i also notice i physically can't stop myself from smiling when i enter the room/join the group and then see him.Cute.
>>34596484Riding a gryphon sounds more comfortable and a little safer.If I could choose anything, I'd choose Pegasus or a winged unicorn.
I need the kind of brain damage that turns me into some eccentric virtuoso
>>34596493As a man, yes
>>34596494I know I'm going to wish I hadn't asked this, but why is a wyvern preferable to a dragon?
>>34596486Personally I prefer Gryphons >>34596507Cool a pegasus is awesome >>34596494Hmm they do seem like the best of both worlds >>34596495A gryphon is a smaller target and can is much faster can also be donned in quality armour due to its smaller size as well
I need her man
>>34596512I heard some guy did that by pooping so hard he popped something in his brain because someone wanted to get in the stall and he tried to rush the turd
>>34596484FIf I was a Grey Warden, a gryphon. >>34596494Wyverns are just less cool dragons.
>>34596518Also logistics for a dragon sound lime a nightmare they might not always heed your call and feeding it would be a nightmare. Whereas you could field more Gryphons. A flying unit no matter the size is very valuable. Also a gryphon could be used to scout a Dragon? Not so much. I would only choose a dragon if I wanted total carnage.
>>34596489No. I find the whole "daddy" repulsive and am generally not in the headspace to be very submissive most of the time.
>>34596445You don't mention children, there's a big difference between taking care of the house and meals without kids and taking care of the whole home life with kids. Especially because only a few decades ago it is no longer socially accepted to throw your kids outside and tell them not to come back before dinner. Instead you have to help them with homework, drive them places, do arts and crafts for school, fight them on screen time etc.
Women how would you feel If the extent of your boyfriend's cooking skills was making plain ground beef every night
>>34596523My views are based around Warhammer Old World universe but I guess fantasy is the same everywhere
>>34596442Oh cool I'm also from the DFW area>Visiting Austin during PRIDE month is bold, anonYeah I forgot that was a thing when booking everything lmao
>>34596518>Cool a pegasus is awesomeI'd be slinging lightning bolts and fireballs and sheeit while I rode it.
>>34596357Depends on how long they've been together, how often they see each other and how busy/stressed their life generally is. As well as their individual libidos of course. I do think most young couples have sex around every other day if they spend all or most of their free time together which I would classify as near daily... But it's different once you have been together very long, plus most people with getting older lose energy and more frequently are less interested in sex because they're too tired to get excited easily. But it's also that during the honeymoon phase you more naturally get excited just being around each other and once that phase is over I think most people's sex drive reflects their overall mental and physical health.
>>34596530I don't think it would be a dealbreaker as I enjoy cooking. But I would definitely expect him to be interested in learning at least some basic recipes. I am a vegetarian and it would be cool if my partner (especially if we live together) could at least make me a soup or something if I'm sick. Let alone if you have kids, then it's a pain in the ass if one parent absolutely cannot cook. Still I guess I could live with it, nobody's perfect and there's worse things than getting take out more often.
Lauren 34 from Pennsylvania, are you here? I saw your Tinder profile and wanted to let you know that I swiped right.
I am so lost in life
>>34596537She was using 4chan lingo in her bio btw for those wondering.
>>34596534Amazing.
>>34596540>for those wonderingI don't think anyone was
>>34596539I'm so lost out on the highway, with no direction left to go
>>34596539Me too. Idk if I should try getting into university again or keep working at the factory.
>>34596540>4chan lingoElaborate
>>34596536>I am a vegetarian>Let alone if you have kids
>>34596547Assuming you are talking about ecological footprint, yeah, I'm aware. I became a vegetarian mainly for being really put off by animal cruelty in mass farming though, not because it's better for the environment, shitty as that may sound, that's just a bonus for me.
The cows deserve it 2bh
>>34595724MYes because I have a 28" waist but because I decided to start lifting I need 36" waist pants to get my thighs through them, and then consequently all of these larger pairs of pants tend to run longer so they constantly need hemming or otherwise I have to wear pants that feel too long and must always be worn with a belt pulled ultra tight to stop them from falling down. Pants just aren't made for my body type, typically. I also have wide, German feet so most shoes don't fit me.
>>34596543Hi Lauren>>34596546She literally called herself a femcel and looked like she posts on 4chan. Brunette with brown eyes, the typical 5/10 femanon.
>>34596549ONe day cows will have guns. And when you think you've got them beat… chickens… in choppers
(You) checkPost gender and how many (You)'s when you ctrl-f (You) in this thread
>>34596555Can't. Phone posting.
>>34596553Femcel is in the general cultural zeitgeist now Also anyone who self describes as such on a dating app is probably a massive pickme whore and it's a giant red flag
>>34596548You're not gonna starve your potential kids from meat, right?
>>34596560What is this? 2015? U gonna cry about furries now?
>>34596557There's still a search function in the browser And make sure to exclude instances were people just say (you)
>>34596555156
>>34596562Just making fun out of a dumb silly foid
>>34596560No, I know most people that (almost) never ate meat growing up also develop an aversion to it and I want them to be able to make their own decision. I don't think I'd ever have a household where meat is an obligatory part of the meal though.
>>34596347>magacocksNone and you should all kill yourselves.
>>34596564Whore
>>34596371>>34596293>>34596407To me it's just obvious who does and doesn't live around Asians by what they say about them.Like how can you know what an "ABG" is and still think of Asian chicks as stereotypically "trad?"
>>34596555M33
>>34596555M48, but I was only posting itt last night and just got back on
Are there any good artificial sweeteners that don't have a bitter lab grown aftertaste
>>34596563Can Safari do that? Dunno how
>>34596371Moids seeing their mothers kill themselves on alcohol and antidepressants want this.
>>34596572Monk fruit
>>34596558I agree. That's why I swiped right, lol. And if I had to guess, she probably posts on /cgl/ judging by her cosplay pics. I'll look for Lauren there.
>>34596572You're supposed to like the aftertaste.
>>345965552 gay posters typed it into their post so you have to subtract 5 hits.>32
>>34596566Gotta give kids the necessary nutrients, though
>>34596575nta but yeah, it can. I forget exactly how but you can find it in one of the menus at the bottom of the page.I use the DuckDuckGo browser instead so I forgor exactly how to do it in Safari
>>34596579wait right is the bad one?
>>34596584I agree, but even if you want to raise kids vegetarian, the pic you posted is about vegan/plant based diet so no animal ingredients at all. That is a lot more extreme than no meat. Besides while some kinds of meat are quite good for you, most adults could stand to eat less (red) meat for their health if anything. That is fulfills a necessary purpose does not mean you can't overdo it.
>>34596583Just search for "(you) #" you dumb broad
>>34596584Man you needed studies to know that vegan diets weren't good for growing children? The orthodox church has exempted kids from fasting from meat and dairy for over a thousand years lol
>>34596572I can handle most, besides aspartame, sucralose, and stevia. I like monkfruit and erythritol. You get used to the aftertaste after you have it enough, but it's never good.
>>34596322I went to Toronto for a starcraft tournament like 12 years ago and every couple was WMAF or AMWF. It was uncanny how no one was coupled up with the same race
>delete a girl from my chat>listen to a song that talks about how she regrets leaving the singer and how she will come back>she literally texts me again while I'm listening to the song>before that it was 3 days of no texts between usHave you ever had manifesting moments like this?
>>34596585Yes I've found it actually. The “Find on Page” neat
>>34596600Yes
>>34596602It says 55 but I will reduce it to 45.
>>34596572>Are there any good artificial sweeteners that don't have a bitter lab grown aftertasteSucralose is really good, but you can't use it as a sugar substitute when baking. For that, you'll have to try erythritol or (if you need it to caramelise) xylitol. Stevia is sometimes useful too.
>>34596600I've had a girl message me right as i thought of her. But that's just explained by me being obsessed with her back then. I was thinking about her constantly.
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Girls, do you want a guy to teach you how to suck his dick properly?
>>34596600I've experienced plenty of strange coincidences like that before.I once had a dream about an ex I hadn't spoken to in months where we rendezvoused at the site of our first date, and she tried to tell me that what went on between us wasn't that bad. I disagreed, and I woke from the dream with a sinking feeling that she was going to reach out to me that day.Later in the day, she texted me. After a few messages, I asked her if she had a dream about me the night before, and she said yes. I asked her what happened in the dream and she nervously told me that oh, it was nothing.
>>34596615I wanna hear what >he likes.
>Went through 6 months of 'will they won't they' and my whole friend group knows about her because of how long we were closer than friends but not lovers (we cuddled some and got frisky a few times, but we never kissed) >We didn't, but we're still friends due to getting along really well but just having different lifegoals and cultural/religious differencesShe moved away and I probably won't see her anytime soon. Still text off and on, but not like daily or anything. I have this urge to delete my photos of her (or at least the pics of just the two of us) from my phone. Should I?
>>34596615>Girls, do you want a guy to teach you how to suck his dick properly?I've never met a guy who was capable of explaining this, so it would have novelty value at least.
>>34596612No. I’ve been on an iPhone for longer than I’ve had a fully developed brain and as far as I can remember you were always able to copypasta
>>34596618Men. He likes men.
>>34596623Strangely, it took them two whole years to add those features.
>>34596624That guy maybe, but not >him.
WomenWould you be disappointed if you found out the guy you liked was circumcised or is this more of a moid internalized issue?
>>34596567why
>>34596387Asian women dont fuck foreigners unless they're the most absolute bottom barrel of society, that whole idea is a myth.
>>34596600Women actually have a 6th sense and know the perfect time to text you after you've given up so that you'll fall for them again.
>>34596624he likes hogs with faces like a slab of tapioca pudding, surely
>>34596635I wish women wouldn't use their powers for evil.
>>34596555Not doing that, but i could get 100 or more easily if i actually posted a few questions worth answering.
>>34596630As long as you believe in stripping our rights and trying to force back all your antisocial and prodeath policies without improving the quality of men available to the public, we will oppose you.
>>34596629I prefer circumcised, so no I wouldn't be disappointed.
>>34596634One of the issues with dating outside your race is making sure the person you're dating isn't just a race fetishist and is dating you for you. It goes both ways.
>got my boyperiod right before work and had to quickly take a shower to clean up the bloodThis sucks. Do girls skip work while on their period? I always wondered this
>>34596629I think this is only potentially an issue if you go date foreign women. They will consider you a freak. It is normal here.
>>34596648what is a boyperiod
>>34596489Actually, yes. I have the voice for it too
>>34596645Where did having rights get you?
>>34596652Plenty and I'm most thankful for them.
>>34596648Yeah, i get nosebleeds too. It's from dry air or something. Or allergy.
>>34596650Bleeding from the butt? Every guy has it
>>34596659what
>>34596650when we can't stop leaking precum
WomenThoughts on men approaching you? Like just in general.
I wanna take the rings from the satellites among the stars and crown her finger with them
>>34596660ntaYou hit a certain age and just start bleeding from the butt as a guy
>>34596666that only happens when you sit on the toilet for too long
>>34596666The age of big cocks pounding your asshole every night.
>>34596665I wanna take the rings from the satellites among the stars and hang myself with one because of what she did to me.
>>345966631. Be attractive2. Don't be unattractive
State GenderWhen was the last time you cried?
>>34596663Polite No
>>34596661>tfw you know she's good for you because you go to the bathroom and your underwear is soaked
>>34596676MYesterday because I was tired and thought of her.
>>34596676Almost cried yesterday award. I think I am hypersentisive to certain frequencies making me emotional.
>>34596676MLast week at the ending of Stan and Ollie
>>34596676FLast week when I saw this music videohttps://youtu.be/9Pud3BqPpq0
need a girl that smokes cigarettes and sucks cock
>>34596676MI cried a lot all weekend, on Monday and on Tuesday. Slept a lot.
>>34596648sometimes, the first two days are the worsti've passed out on some occasions
>>34596680that doesn't always means she is good for you...
I give up on trying to understand women. I'll just treat them like (irrational) children from now on. Should've done this a long time ago.
>>34596663i'm cool with it
>tfw you'll never have a high school romance >tfw you'll never have a college romance >tfw you'll never even have a young professional romance >only romance you can hope for is with some older career woman looking to settle down with a serious husband rather than anything funI've wasted my life
Random women who don't know me, why do you keep looking at me? It makes me uncomfortable.
>>34596691They aren't that complicated>Cavewoman weaker than caveman>pregnancy make her even weaker>so she need to be choosier about which grug to fugg, need strong grug but not violent grug>smart grug also good, fast grug.. etc.>incel grug bad, very bad, avoid always>prefer hanging out with femgrugs, safer>most mgrugs have nice body, so need to see more than that, call it "personality", whereas mgrugs just need to see femgrug is good for breeding
>>34596691no wonder youre struggling if your approach is shallow
>>34596696Random males who don't know me, why do you keep looking at me? It makes me uncomfortable
>>34596700Don't look out your window right now.
>>34596696I am sorry you have to go through that Anon.>>34596700Shut up.
>>34596700*stares at you doing jazz hands*
>>34596696because theres something to look atmaybe ur a very handsome boymaybe ur wearing clothes they likeor maybe u just look weird
I'm much less bitter.
Fuck.I did not expect this.I came so fucking fast.Put it in and less than 10 strokes, plus I was able to tightly feel every single pump.
>>34596713How?
>>34596718Got over it.
>>34596700I get off on that
Question for FDoes sex ever actually hurt even if you’re turned on?
>>34596676a few days ago, going through my bird pictures
Nevermind, I decided to be much more bitter now.
>>34596676MSince I stopped drinking alcohol, I am not sure if I have cried, except for at my aunt's funeral about a month ago.
Darden Dingus is ringing your doorbell. Welcome him inside.
>>34596727Why?
>>34596727Imposter!
>>34596676MOver half a year ago. Don't remember what I cried about. Been close lately over a bunch of different stuff but never really boiled over to tears.
>>34596676FLast night
How many women are there that have little to no experience with men or dating? How many female virgins etc are there?
>>34596730Because that's just how I am.
Ruined my life. Ruined my life. I should have them killed. I’m broken and it’s all because of them
>>34596739About 4
>>34596629>Would you be disappointed if you found out the guy you liked was circumcisedA bit, but it's certainly not a deal-breaker.
>>3459673918fzero dating experience, not even a single talking stage, havent talked to a guy outside school/work in like 5 years now
>>34596697>>most mgrugs have nice body,Lmao
>>34596739FI’ve never sucked dick
>>34596648>Do girls skip work while on their period?One of my friends always has to call in sick on the first day of her period. But that's quite unusual.
Women do you have a bf
Women, explain what's the deal with these "aesthetic" unboxing videos on YouTube, in which women have pink/cute rooms and they unboxing something? It seems almost as if these videos are recorded by teen girls, but they're made by adult women in reality. Isn't it a little weird?
>>34596749Would you date a guy who's 30 and in the same position?
>>34596749>>34596746Okay so there are some women. Thank you for letting me know, I wish you the best.
>>34596676>When was the last time you cried?M. I quite often get a bit misty-eyed watching films. But the last time I broke down completely was when my cat died.
>>34596749>18fplaplapplaplaplap
Women, how would you feel if your boyfriend loved making music but it was really bad?
>>34596756Now it's only 3.One just died.
>>34596687>need a girl that smokes cigarettes and sucks cockThis is short-sighted. You get the most blow jobs from a girl who is *quitting* smoking.
>>34596753Yes I just got one
>>34596721>Does sex ever actually hurt even if you’re turned on?If the guy has a big dick, always. (Never doing that again!) Or even just if he's too violent or going in at a weird angle. If you're unlucky enough to have vaginismus, it's always painful.
>>34596765How'd you bag him?
>>34596769I don’t know
>>34596754idk i never viewed it as a weird thingi just like watching people have things i'll never have
>>34596770Is the misery over now?
>>34596776Never
>>34596777He's got his work cut out for him.
>send a girl some stupid meme shit>she quicky starts discussing history and brings up muh ww2Nazis are so tiresome
>>34596768What would be considered big?
I'll be a foid in my next life too hopefully
>>34596778Sure
Men who have sex.What do you say/do during blowjobs? Do you just lean back and moan? Caress her hair and call her beautiful? Have a conversation?WomenWhat do you want men to say/do during blowjobs?
>>34596784Never-ending misery just doesn't sound very fun.
>>34596765How's the penis?
>>34596779Give me her number
>>34596787CUNT! FUCKING CUNT!
>>34596621bumpI've never had a gf and this is the closest I've gotten to one, so I think I'm hurting but I don't know how to navigate this. I feel like it would've been easier if the "we should just be friends" wasn't mutual.
>>34596787>What do you say/do during blowjobsFocus on not cumming in 2 minutes
>>34596792No, i am humble bragging. Fuck you.
>>345967819"+
>>34596793lul>>34596787MA mix of evrything, depends on the mood, usually I change it up.But I am a talker during sex in general.
My dream scenario is for a girl to be so desperate for my cock that she'll do anything, basically act as my slave, all for the promise of finally getting to put it in her mouth.
>>34596749Too young. Go date some high schoolers.
Mediocre women, how do you feel about or respond to being asked out by mediocre men.
>>34594388These reads are exclusive to women answering questions.It's weird behavior; what do women get out of it?
>>34596805It confirms their perception that men are just sex sex sex, and asking men questions like they're people goes against then. It's also why they respond in limited amounts to non-sex questions, or do so curtly or without taking an interest so there's no room to discuss it further
>>34596749hiii
>>34596789Nope>>34596790Are you gay?
Boobs bouncing during sex
hello atoga ^_^/
He tells me, Nona, I love how miserable you are
facefucking is just a porn thing right no way regular girls do that right?
>>34596765Why did you think you would die alone when there is always some sod to sweep you up. Drowning in men and still crying
>>34596812Advice for men:Please stop using "hiii" and "heyyy"It makes you look gay, effeminate, and cringe. Stick to hi and hey, maybe yo, sup, only
>>34596824Pretty sure she does it on purpose
>>34596825I was going for effeminate and cringe
>>34596825What do you think of periods? What do girls think when a guy hits them with a . at the end of a text?
>>34596824Sod? Drowning?
>>34596814>>34596821They do it with hookups ONLY
All this sex talking is making me so fucking jealous. I'm already 26.5, I'm running out of time, but I'm still a 195 lbs subhuman.
>>34596826Obviously. We'll see how long this one lasts >>34596830What
>>34596825Men already know this. They don't just because they like saying it.
>>34596835I give it six months tops before the guy gets fed up
>>34596835>>34596843Why would you guys say that
>>34596825>Please stop using "hiii" and "heyyy"No man uses that.
>>34596831Boobs only bounce during hookups?
>>34596825>maybe yo, supSnowbunny detected
>>34596821>facefucking is just a porn thing right no way regular girls do that right?Some do.
>>34596843He won't get fed up. At least not that quickly. She's far too clingy and desperate for most men to give up like that. And it seems she has an innate allure outside of that as well given how many men supposedly show interest in her >>34596845I've seen your type so often
>>34596805>what do women get out of it?A chance to offer some balance.
>>34596854>innate allureso she's hot
>>34596854I always knew you wanted me to fail and suffer
>>34596858Who else but a hot girl would affect the posting style that woman does
Is there any suggestion as to what to wear to get women to want to grope my fat man ass in public. Not to actually do so, but I want to fill their minds with it
>>34596787>Men who have sex.>What do you say/do during blowjobs?Often I just lie back and go into a sort of pleasure trance. Moving around or talking would just distract me from how good it feels.
4 minutes to save the world is still kind of a banger.
>>34596858Maybe it's her appearance. Maybe it's her demeanor or her air. Whatever it is it's obviously magnetic and intoxicating to the men in her life >>34596860I have no investment in your success or failure but this is how these stories usually go
>>34596865grey sweatpants and a nice ass
Girls, I know you like rough, degrading sex, but would you still like it after having a child, or do you think that would change your mindset knowing you're somebody's mother?
>>34596865Any sort of pants that are tight around your thighs and ass. I've heard a woman call khakis and chinos slutty before.
>>34596872>having a childEwww
>>34596849Kind of because that's the only time women have enthusiastic sex.
Either genderHave you ever found someone you liked's online presence and completely lost all desire/respect for them?Bonus: What's the worst thing you found?
>>34596870Deeply invested, don’t kid yourself
>>34596880Why would I have any investment in this. If you died tomorrow I wouldn't even notice
>>34596878MYeah, because of exceptionally stupid actions.Then again, she has serious mental issues.
>>34596781>What would be considered big?I don't know, it's not like I carry a tape measure with me to check. But anything much above average. If you can't wear an "XL" size condom comfortably, then that's way too big.
>>34596880Do you post here exclusively to argue with your orbiters
>>34596872>after having a childNot gonna happen.
>>34596868True, honestly. It's stuck in my head now.
I can't remember a time when my life wasn't miserable
>>34596881You are a spamming creep.>>34596885She clearly has narcissistic and neurotic tendencies.
>>34596871Eh, I think with grey sweats you're also expected to also have a nice dick silhouette, and I don't got shmeat that gets outlined like that>>34596874I'll consider that then, although I'll have to visit tailor. While my dick is average, my balls are huge, so pants that are tight in the crotch suffocate my boys like nothing else.
>>34596885Do you
>>34596890perspective is everything.you must realize your nature as the godhead.we are all one consciousness.
>>34596878MDesire yes, respect maybe. It wasn't anything exceptionally bad, just that her views on men seem pretty immature for her age and didn't reflect at all how she acted in person.
>>34594388I love reading female POV sex stories, e.g.>I came. I came fucking HARD. Like, legs shaky, tougher than a post-leg day feeling.>“So close, literally on the edge.” He moaned.>“If you haven’t had a blowjob in years, I know you won’t have had this…” I hopped off and re-commended sucking.>It took just less than a minute. I felt the eruption of warm cum in my mouth, as his hips shook, almost like it was the first time he’d ever got a top quality blowjob.>"I thought girls only swallowed in porn." Made me giggle.>I’d never felt so proud in swallowing cum. The relief, the passion, and the ‘life gets fucking better’ after divorce vibe.
>>34596891>She clearly has narcissistic and neurotic tendencies.Yes.>>34596893No, I don't have any.
>>34596898>>>/lgbt/mtfg
I'm not gay but I like people seeing my dick, what do you call that?
>>34596902Exhibitionism.
>>34596885She also shits up the thread a lot.
>>34596825I don't do any of those, i don't use emojis either. I typically initiate with some anti indian meme or video.
>>34596902Exhibitionism, or just being desperate for any attention or approval
>>34596905she just gives 2 word answers idk why do people even reply
I took a narcissist test and I only got a 5 out of 40
>>34596768cant vaginismus be cured thoughbeit
>>34596904>>34596908yeah I think it's a bit of both actually, I did masturbate outside once when I was a little kid
>>34596916>cant vaginismus be cured thoughOften not.
>>34596907There is no way India is actually like that right?
>>34596918brvtal
>>34596918why not?
>>34596910Desperation of miserable pussy.She is a lazy piece of shit, yeah.
>>34596825I say hello
>>34596878MLost a little bit of respect because of those vile nazi beliefs (which i kind of have too, but much more esoteric). So it's different.
I want to ejaculate miserably
>>34594403it depends on how it fits into the whole picture of who he is. I never go out looking for a specific type. If you're a decent person then your history will match it in all senses, so its a case by case basis thing, abd its the wholestory that matters.
>>34596919Not all parts, of course. Actually there's a huge wave of anti indian /pol/ism right now. I like it. There wasn't any of that 1 year ago.
Is age gap derangement a passing fad?
>>34596933Man, shut the fuck up nerd
New thread: >>34596937>>34596937>>34596937
>>34596910She clearly understands how to get someone's attention with as little effort as possible and enjoys doing so
>>34596878Yeah. She had a bluesky account where she ranted the most inane, neurotic normie "FUCK DRUMPF" rants constantly. Just several posts every single day, nonstop seething, reposting provocative headlines, the whole nine yards. Zero intelligent or thoughtful observations by her or anyone she was reposting, just pure teenage angst in mid-30s bodies.
If God didn't want them sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep.
>>34596940maybe men are just this fucking easy
>>34596759It's funny.
>>34596946Duh
>>34596949don't duh me
>>34596944A few hundred years ago, sheep didn't need shearing. They have been bred to need it - by humans.
>>34596941Like the Twitter posters here
>>34596952I'm agreeing with you
>>34596940she samefags a lot
>>34596946We are, but so are women. I don't think it says anything good about a man or a woman to take advantage of that
Screw poor people.
>>34594483ah thats fycken hilarious, poor guy hahaha. He's onto some truth but missing the point. Speaking for myself yes i do consider how i look with a guy tho that doesnt apply to attraction but long term thinking and choosing a partner. You could make me look like a loser to date you and id still be very attracted to you but would not date you. also yes im not really turned on by the male body, but dont misunderstand because i do find mens bodies and faces attractive or not but that itself isnt a turn on. Im only turned on by the things he says/does. Which FYI INCLUDES POLITE MANNERS
>>34596825hiiisorry but I won't stop :3I will use emoticons too XD
>>34594591orient/ egyptian
>>34595705Maybe a 7/10. Pretty good size, standard shape. Could stand to be a little perkier. I wouldn’t take a random new set of nipples, but I do feel like mine are meh.The only thing I really dislike is that I can’t wear empire-style dresses without tucking them under the fold or spilling out of the top. It feels like everything has a strong opinion on where they should sit and it just doesn’t work for me.>>34595769Sweethearts are really cute, not a big fan of ruching in general.>>34596676FMaybe 15 minutes ago from an anxiety flare-up. Eek.>>34596721It can, but in a different way (for me at least). Pain from unprepared for sex feels tight and stabby - being ready and hurting feels more like a muscle ache or burn-y. Something that would make you loud and shrill and flail-y versus something that would make you grit your teeth and pause for a minute.
>>34594627keep being an unhinged bigot no matter what i stg if a couple foid infiltrators deter you from speaking your mind then you never deserved your bigot rights in the first place. I need my regular dose of degenerate cackling, please
>>34594678burrito all the way. Burgers are trash
>>34596919the motion looks artificial. i bet it's ai-generated
