In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything. This thread has no rules of its own, but as we are on /adv, and /adv forum rules obviously apply. Otherwise, knock yourself out.Previously on ATOGA: >>34594388
not even women can fix me
a woman hurt my feelingsfemanons please say something nice to me
Girls, how would you feel if your boyfriend told you that you have "cute tits"?
>>34596937>/advwhat the FUCK is an /adv?
>>34596937Women, what can an ugly nigga do to become dating material
>>34596951Go back to [r9k nerd
>>34596951It's the board you're on right now.
>>34596951Not much. Fictional stories shitposting. Don't be overtly racist and don't spam so you don't get banned.
>>34596940She doesn't understand much, she is just lazy, while also spam replying to everything.
>>34596943>femanons please say something nice to meYou are the very best person in the world at being you.
once again everyone around me has been replaced by something else, I'm scared and I won't leave my room
>>34596958>>34596960no, we're on /adv/
>>34596942>not even women can fix meWe can, but we can't be arsed to try.
Honestly, I think I'm just gonna ask out my closest female friend on a date. I understand the risks, what happens happens, but after this, I'm honestly ok with just being asexual forever
Ok chat. Bombard me with rizzdom. How do I get (him) to never stop thinking of me? What kind of thiccness do I need? I doubt he could ever fall in love - especially with me... but I want to put a smile on his face and make him supa horny for me. Or am I doomed?
>>34596963I hate it when the FBI sends me messages through homeless people and my cat.
>>34596963That's a symptom of psychosis
>>34596969a man wrote this
>>34596967I'll do this too eventually. Right now that's not a thing i am considering though.
>>34596943I like your shirt
>>34596975100%
>>34596970I don't think it's humans anon, it's something else.>>34596974whatever it is it's happening way too frequently lately
Small breasted girls, if your boyfriend told you he loves your small boobs and wouldn't want them any bigger, would you believe him?
>>34596969Veiny, sinewy moid hands.
I think cuddling with a small breasted woman would fix all my mental problems (until I ruin everything and she leaves me and makes them 10 times worse)
>>34596969>asks for rizzdom>says 'doomed' instead of 'cooked'what did he mean by this?
>>34596961I'm not convinced
>>34596967Go for it, just know there's a high chance that she'll think you just want to fuck her. Foids often view that as the only difference between very close friends and dating, so if you ask a close friend out, they view it as you just treating them as fuckmeat.
>>34596990>Foids often view that as the only difference between very close friends and dating, so if you ask a close friend out, they view it as you just treating them as fuckmeat.I hate this shit.
>>34596987Be quiet.
>>34596962thanks, i'm not very good at being me but i'm getting better every day>>34596977thanks, i like the way it fits on me and i like the color
>>34596979Linear aliens or interdimentional entities?
>>34596990She's very beautiful, but so are countless other women. I wanna ask her out because I actually enjoy her company
>>34596992What the fuck ever lol
>>34596943You seem like a nice anon, hope you have a nice day :)
You know she flicks her bean like a maniac, thinking of all the male anons giving her Yous.
Plap
>>34596996I don't know
>>34597004she just seems bored out of her mind
>>34597004if she knew what half of them looked like she'd vomit and cryfunny how that works, internet is a silly place
>>34597001thanks, i hope you're having a good day too and that you have a nice weekend
>>34597004I know I do
>>34597014Homosexual energy from this post
>>34597009No, she does not care about that at all.You still have a lot to learn about the retards here.
>>34597016you need to stop thinking about homosexuals so much anon, it's not healthy
Dude, really? You just had to be racist about this?
>>34597004What did she do to get so many people pissed off at her? How long has she been doing this?
hi kindhearted guys and gals of atoga
>>34597022Years. I remember seeing her back in 2023
I said screw poor people
>>34596984>doomedeternally debased and thirsty>cookedcrashing out and simpalicious
Girls, what do you think of your boyfriend playfully calling you Slut? Like "Come here, slut."
>>34597025My heart is STONE COLD
>>34597022Just read the other posts, don't be as lazy as her.
>>34597025Hi there.
Rain… it's supposed to be Summer :(
>>34597032I already did and want to read more gossip.
>>34596999Yeah, but just know that it's a total gamble if she'll see it that way. It's pretty uncommon that they'll view it as, say, you having come to know her quite well over time and found something special about her that makes you want to pursue a closer emotional connection.It's far more likely that she'll view you as some creep that's so pathetic that your only hope to get a crumb of pussy was to pretend to be her friend until you can exploit her friendshipYou should still go for it, I'm just saying you need to prepare emotionally for this. If it doesn't go well, you'll have to shoulder some pretty hurtful words that hit harder because they're someone you're close to.
WomenWhy do they say violence is never the answer
>>34597039There is no more gossip, it's always the same shit with her.
>>34597025<3
>>34597012Thanks anon v), I hope you have a good week
Why did I think this song was slek 4d chess self referential thing when he's just dissing his ex wife again. Am I retarded.
What if Jesus was a woman? Would Christianity be what it is today if it was the daughter of God?
Do women actually think "cunt" is the curse word to end all curse words? Not asking condescendingly, I'm genuinely curious.
>>34597052That title is usually reserved for nigger, and its right hand man faggot
>>34597049drake?
>>34597055Slurs are not curse words. There's a distinction
>>34597042Because it isn't anon :c, violence is pretty scary
>>34596947Ok
>>34597025my heart is dead and cold now :(
>>34597056Nope
>>34597050I think the message of the religion would be exactly the same but that it would have drastically different aesthetics.I think that in order for Jesus to have been a woman, however, Abrahamism would have to have been a matriarchal movement rather than a patriarchal one. The Order of Melchizedek would be entirely composed of women, and they would revere a Mother instead of a Father.
>>34596937Why do more women tend to be attracted to religion unlike men?
>>34597040>you having come to know her quite well over time and found something special about her that makes you want to pursue a closer emotional connection.nta but what if he just leads with this so it sounds like he's grown to like her on an emotional level?or he could go the nonverbal route and start showing her more affection to see how she reacts to get an idea if it's worth even "confessing" to begin with?
>>34597068Would it be able to spread to other Patriarchal dominated cultures as well as it had today?
Fuck, did I mess up by not talking to my work crush longer when she came to my section? We are still in that awkward phase where we smile at each other and only really had 2 conversations. I don't wanna say sweet things to her in front of others but my brain freezes when I see her by herself. She is so beautiful and sweet.
I feel like shit, I think I should eat something
WomenCan you please explain how you think a man gets a gf? I'm curious how you think it look from the man's perspective.
>>34597068>and they would revere a Mother instead of a Father.idk "God the Mother" doesn't work in the same way because it's easier to conceive God divinely conceiving himself inside of a virgin's womb compared to a guy ejaculating into the womb of God. If Jesus was a woman, God would still be "Father."Furthermore, the second person of the trinity is the Logos, or Word of God. In Proverbs, Wisdom of Solomon, and other books the Logos is equivocated with Wisdom, and Wisdom in both hebrew and greek is a feminine word, and was referred to with feminine pronouns when personified. So it's not like that crazy. You have larger social issues with Jesus as a woman because in the 1st century AD women weren't exactly starting religious movements. Go read about St. Thecla to get an idea of why desexualized women evangelists were such a radical idea, and she wasn't even "leading" a ministry.
>>34597040>It's far more likely that she'll view you as some creep that's so pathetic that your only hope to get a crumb of pussy was to pretend to be her friend until you can exploit her friendshipThis is my fear, but we've had long breaks in between talking to each other and we've both dated other people, so maybe she won't view it that way
>>34597075I honestly think it could have since I believe the message would have remained the same.
>>34597087I suppose we will never know.
>>34597070Leading with it can easily feel like love bombing. It doesn't really assuage things if she doesn't dig it, you mostly just go from perverted creep to obsessed weirdo If you want to test the waters, just see how much you two enjoy spending time together when it's just yourselves, and see if she's receptive to conversations that show greater interest in each other as people, not just where your interests overlap and you just enjoy each other's company. Be careful with testing through increased affection in other ways, as being sneaky about it is kinda grody and easily can come off as emotional manipulation vis a vis priming
I was sober for >6 years and then a girl used me and discarded me and I got blackout drunk and relapsed. Women, why did you do this to me?
>>34597078Make homer simpson drool faces to her
Women, if your boyfriend got beat up by some buffer dude, would you start thinking about him
Women, why do you *gestures vaguely*?
>>34597042Because violence isn't communication.
>>34597093Maybe asking someone on a practice date (with our without calling it that, depending on the person) would be more wise. Just inviting a girl to do something and then waiting to hear her ask if anyone else is coming can give you some idea.
>be ugly>have hot coworker>she treats customers lazily and does the bare minimum with a terrible attitude>showered in compliments and sweet, polite words 24/7 all the timeits tough not to go full lookism autist when u see shit like this.
Women, why?
>>34597103Rich coming from you
>>34597100Happened before. The buffer dude lost.>if he gets beat up You think that I'd even give some boy thats getting bullied a chance?
>>34597100you lose so much aura you might as well die
Women, why did Sargeras stab Azeroth with the giant sword that sticks out of Silithus?
>>34597100Yeah, about how hard I could cave his head in and crush his nuts.
>>34597111Why did Vivec use his penis to stab Nerevar?
>inside every man there is a profoundly chauvanist pig and an extreme simp fighting eachother at all timesis this true
>>34597082This is a very good question, good job.But foids simply don't care. I think they delude themselves into thinking that their bf chose them instead of other girls when the reality is that he most likely played the numbers game like 99% of men in 2026.
>>34597050There are cultures that worship mother goddesses.>>34597068Being a patriarchal society and having a mother goddess aren't mutually exclusive. Mothers still have their role.>>34597069“It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.” -Orwell
>>34597116Yes, but only if i have a crush on someone, which is rarely. I may be both of those at the same time when filled with the breed chemicals. Otherwise i will try to be normal. Just vibin.
>>34597114Vivec is a metaphor for the dastardly nature of the ambitious homosexual deviant. Cunning and charming, yet ultimately dishonorable and untrustworthy in pursuit of his desires. Vivec's fruity eccentricities are merely an exaggerated example of the nature of homosexuality given divine authority.
>>34597082I honestly have no idea how these things work, a lot of the couples I know seem to have materialized out of thin air. The women also seem to be more proactive(? Idk they certainly show more interest), while most of the guys seem pretty clueless, like they're just going along with whatever the gf is doing
>>34597120only barely-literate pseud faggots quote Orwell, fuck you.
>>34597116No. There are chauvinists and simps, and there are men who can't decide which one they are, but most men are just people.
>>34597082I actually don't care.>>34597117We delude ourselves into thinking that we chose this one guy from the hundreds messaging us and he'd better like us because we chose him.
>>34597120Tbh only reason I asked is because I imagined a crucified Jesus with them big old tidies hanging
>>34597125You can't say it's wrong.
State genderWould you/do you ever film yourself during sex?
Women thoughts and opinions on men with thoughts and opinions
>>34597129Well we live in the reality where you can get a buff Jesus hanging
>>34597132MNo. I'm not even going to have sex again until I'm married.
>>34597132MNot an exhibitionist. Not interested.
I hate doctors and hospitals
>>34597116I dunno. All I really want to right now out of women is to be friends with benefits. I mean like, true friends too. I want her to come over for game nights or go hang out at the downtown promenade or what have you, but also she's down to get her pussy ate or having a quickie Maybe it's one of those two things that causes me to seek FWB instead of a date, but I dunno. Not much to do about it anyways, all the girls at the LGS are either taken, or we're friends already and I don't feel that vibe.
>>34597132MNo but I take pictures of my penis when I'm fully erect to admire later
Billions must die
>>34597137
>>34597102*Med gestures of bewilderment and denial
>>34597137What'd they do? Save your life?
>>34597141Already happening
>>34597145are annoying, don't answer questions, think they are more important than everyone else, can't use computers
Why are men so clueless?
>>34597149Why are women such poor communicators?
>>34597149because women lib owned
>>34597146Not hot enough, get it to 60c
>>34597150not all women, dont generalize
If you weny out on a date with a girl or a guy and they started chewing witb their mouths open what would you do?
>>34597149They keep asking and just get vague answers, derision, or "ugh," and are left to stab in the dark what they're supposed to do
>>34597133I like the idea of an opinionated and principled man but in reality we probably wouldn't get along unless we agreed on most things
>>34597153I try not to, but I'm grumpy and apparently all men are clueless.
>>34597152It's only early june so it probably will be 60
>>34597156Probably stare and watch. The mouth is erotic. Sexy little meat hole with a tentacle inside. Yeah baby yeah, show me how you gnash and savor, fuck
Girls, there's a hotel in Germany I'm looking at that has an African buffet, and they have lots of exotic meats on the menu. You can eat crocodile, ostrich, and zebra. Would you try these animals? Would you like telling your friends you ate zebra meat?
Why are my legs so vascular
>>34597161The noise wouldn't bother you?
>>34597159why are u grumpy, its a friday, be happy
>>34597160Burn it downnnn
>>34597166I have sooooo much shit to be grumpy about right now, but you're right.
what do girls think when a man cries in front of them?
>>34597132FYes. I have.
>>34597162Sure, I guess it won't be that different to game meat
If she goes entire days without messaging is there still a possibility she cares about me?
>>34597163Cool blue line Ms. where did you get it?
>>34597177I'm male
>>34597172The last time I saw my dad cry it literally crushed me
>>34597178Mr.*
>>34597165No but I'm slightly autistic and I have the kind where most noises don't bother me at all.
>>34597180I have no idea they're like garden hoses
>>34597172a man has never cried in front of me rl, only onlinei just felt bad for him and a bit awkward since im bad at consoling ppl, but i felt no judgement or negativity towards the guy for crying.
>>34597176Maybe, but if she>never texts you full sentences>never asks about your life or your day>never asks to hang out with youthen she doesn't care about you.
foids wont even play morrowind anymore
>>34597179Does he happen to be a 2 ton slab of stone
>>34597184Are they normal looking or do they look squiggly ? How's your blood pressure?
>>34597190I want a girl that won't leave me just because I wanna speak for an hour about how Morrowind isn't that good of a game, and it's best chance to be alright would've been as an isometric arpg or what have you
>>34597179>>34597187what if he cried to romance anime
Am I handicapping myself in the sexual market by wearing sunscreen and refusing to ever tan in order to preserve my aryan whiteness and my skin youth? Should I just tan to get rid of my 5 o clock permashadow?
>>34597197Faggot
>>34597197Cute. Ok maybe a bit embarrassing if it's a very sappy scene but still cute
>>34597197depends on the anime and the ship..
>>34597197I cry everytime I see the stargazing scene in Bakemonogatari, although that's not a problem with the ladies because the crying is partially from knowing no one will love or be considerate to me that much
>>34597194They're all straight my BP is fine
I was texting with a girl that was into me and after I sent her a response (which had a few questions back to her) it said she read it, started typing something then never replied. It’s been a week now. How can I reengage the conversation without saying “pls respond”?
I cried listening to Overture 1812
>>34597196nag but have you seen this?https://modding-openmw.gitlab.io/opennevermind/
>>34597196Arpgs suck
>>34597207Allow me to fix that https://youtu.be/5UkFq3uOf7M
>>34597206What was the question, and how well do you know her?
Women do you ever think of how big planets are
>>34597210Lel
>>34597208Neat, I'll have to check that out later.
Men, would you find it cringy if a girl roleplayed with AI chat bots, both sfw and nsfw.
>>34597220Yeah
>>34597215They can't be larger than their butts
>>34597220Yes and no. It's cringe, but not too cringe for me to have done myself.It's not something I'll have any interest in continuing to do while I'm dating, though, and I think I'd expect the same from a woman.
Women, do stubby fingers ruin a good hand?
>>34597149one wrong move can ruin your life as a man. we need certainty
>>34597227post hand and let us see
>>34597220Yes, but i would also say that she can roleplay with me. With a real person it's something else.
Why do women get passive aggressive when they're angry? Why can't they just confront people they're mad at and talk it out? I don't understand.
>>34597224Oh snap
>>34597172MI asked a friend of three years if I could hug her (not that out of the ordinary since we usually greet and part with hugs) because we were alone studying in a room together and I got a text that someone I knew had died. I didn't cry but I was really, really close. A few months later she mentioned something about admiring my ability to be emotionally vulnerable with her.
>>34597238MI've got to meet better women...
How do I stop getting into stupid arguments all the time? Everytime its either I'm not doing enough or I'm doing something wrong, like, I cannot seriously please her so I'm getting into arguments and I have anger issues so I stay quiet and try to listen to her, but its not working, what should I do?
>>34597220Nah. Our eventual AI overlords will appreciate that you helped train them.
This guy seemed so excited every time he learned something about me. Which movies make me cry, when my birthday is, what my hobbies are. And then he just cut me out and found another girl. I was literally right there and he never took it further, why did he have to be so cruel
>>34597234Its because they are physically weak. They need plausible deniability so they can pivot at any time. Direct women were murdered out of the gene pool.
>>34597211We had started to reconnect after 2 years. So most of the texting was catching up on our lives, she lives about 4 hours away. she said she came out of bad relationship etc but then said hey anon I’d like to come visit your city this summer would you show me around? So I’m feeling it out to see if this could lead to something. She has also told me she was planning to take a trip to the west coast this year and try a hot air balloon ride so my questions were about that. I’m guessing she thought she she replied but didn’t hit send.
>>34597196I went on a few dates like with a retard like this, alongside his similar Morrowind takes he claimed that Monster Hunter was a JRPG and that he dropped Dragon's Dogma because he kept picking up sticks and stones until he couldn't walk and the game hadn't made it clear enough what was important to loot or where he was meant to go
You'll escape and I'll be left rotting on the vine
>>34597220Yeah but it's not a dealbreaker, just something I'd laugh at you about.
Women, are men apes?
>>34597249I'm still right here though
>>34597254Men are roaches who will run out with a mana gem and robe of the archmage still up
>>34597245>I’m guessing she thought she she replied but didn’t hit send.For a whole week? I'm not so sure.Maybe you should ask again when you two are going to meet up.
>>34597234Fbecause girl politics are incredibly retarded rather than communicating they'll talk shit and destroy each others rep whilst pretending to be friends
Either genderWhich song's lyrics do you most identify with at this moment?
>>34597259Tricky question. Not sure if I should offer her to stay at my place for the weekend. I have a spare bedroom, so she wouldn’t have to sleep in the same bed necessarily. It’s also summertime, if I say when do you think you’ll be here she might say idk
>>34597116'When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her...'
>>34597269Stay on your guard and don't let this woman play with your feelings, anon.
Women, what if the guy's penis hole gapes a little bit when he's aroused? Are you dumping him immediately?
And I need a friendOh, I need a friendTo make me happyNot stand here on my ownLook at me standingHere on my own again
>>34597242Isn't that the ethical thing? Pick a girl and stop talking to the other one.
>>34597273how many things have u stuck up ur penis hole for it to gape
>>34597267M>Joy Division - Love Will Tear us Apart>Buzzcocks - Boredom>Iggy Pop - China Girl
>>34597220i would say she should use the llm to create erotic stories if she wants. any kind of distraction behaviour is bad, girls that are productive are attractive
>>34597267https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK4_G4ZhvbA
I am such a retard
>>34597267I thought a little false fear to enticeMight catch a little flick sparking a lightHell how a day wouldn't you knowWar to a water fight I didn't know
Distraction is fine, why is productivity such an obsession these days
>>34597282What did you do retard
>>34597272I’m not hurt by it yet, and I’m not attached. I just want be sure I try all I can first, if she doesn’t respond again I’ll move on.
Why don't women just not simply block the rapist?
>>34597284I agree. I think anon was getting ahead of himself. I also think that's a hell of a thing to say on this website, of all places.
>>34597285I do something I forget I did it I get angry at other people in my head and then I realize that I did all of it. One time I will be right and be rightefully mad but it hasn't happened yet
>>34597287Why do men keep posting the same shitty twitter bait?
>>34597276I never did sounding or anything like that. It's been this way since I was about 15.
>>34597287
>>34597267https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
>>34597286Good. It sounds to me like she's just playing around.
>>34597162I would eat dog if I got the chance. I'll try anything once
>>34597267Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMJNLrRMS4Q
>>34597284>Distraction is fineit ruined my life
>>34597287Such a stupid bait
>>34597267MBreaking Benjamin - Breath
>>34597298Distractions are a cope mechanism, it could be anxiety, bad parenting, insecurity, what led you to distract yourself, it was simply your body defending itself from some shit that was real or fake, depending on your context
>>34597267https://youtu.be/BK30r_SIZ-g But then the dove of hope began its downward slopeAnd I believed for a moment that my chances wereApproaching to be grabbed, but as it came down near, so did a weary tearI thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag
>>34597302sometimes you just need to cope
>>34597294Possibly yeah so I see this as a way to practicing working on my responses and interacting with women. That being said what would you respond with?
>>34597284L take, consoomers should be castrated
Moids and foidsWhat would ur partner's ideal BMI/weight be? And F or M?
we don't show hairy women enough love
>>34597306Yep keep living and live somewhere that let's you grow, good luck to you and have a good friday
>>34597310FI don't think about specific BMI numbers, but just don't be morbidly obese. Hell, I can deal with chubby.
>>34597307I'd probably try to solidify those plans to hang out with her since summer is almost here.
>>34597310MSame answer as >>34597316
>>34597310MShe'd be thin or skinnyfat.
>>34597310F, M 300-375
>>34597267Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9mlfpTxwQA
>>34597310M,Anything under 30 and over 18 bmi. Ideally under my weight (175lbs)
>>34597312I just shaved everything after over a month of growth
>>34597323>300-375 BMIStep aside lanklets, my time has finally come...
Women, does someone being a games host interest you at all. I'm someone that dedicates a lot of time to running game nights and such. My library is massive, built with the intent to be able to run games and have fun with anyone of any level of interest and skill level. This extends to video games, board games, tabletop rpgs, card games, wargames, and more, with every medium having options I've collected that range from entirely simple pick up and play party games to involved multi-session affairs. I've even done some public events, like helping design and run a mini golf event downtown that places tiny holes near shops of interest, or wargames for kids at the community center. Ones that let them use their own toy matchbox cars for minis in a death race, or where the minis are made out of Play-Doh so they can smash em when they die.It's dorky as hell, but I'm impassioned about being a gamesmaster that strives to be able to entertain anyone. Does any of that inspire any level of like, "oh this guy seems fun and passionate n shit, I definitely gotta get a cuntful of that"
>>34597275He probably never even considered me seriously, I was just his sister's cute friend.
>>34597327Boyfriend time?
>>34597289>I do something I forget I did it I get angry at other people in my head and then I realize that I did all of it. Like what?
>>3459731025 bmi with those titties and ass, but it can't go over that. Pale white woman please. It could also be significantly lower. I don't care much.
>>34597334I missplaced my id
>>34597324Actually I'm feeling pretty good today so I change my answer to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF13Q2pPBz4
>>34597310MAs long as they have a cute face, good hygiene, and can walk for 30 minutes without being winded
>>34597331If i go that deeply emotionally i do consider a girl seriously
Need gf who intentionally clamps down on my cock during sex
>>34597310FBMI ~25
Will I still be weak and frail with an extra 50 pounds of muscle
>>34597310I'm not picky just someone who takes care of themselves and doesn't abuse me physically or emotionally
>>34597349You're not putting on 50 pounds of muscle
>>34597310M"average" to chubbyI kinda like mombods desu
>>34597352>who takes care of themselvesWhat does this mean, 4x gym per week? No smoking? Asshole waxed and bleached?
>>34597343Nawwww don't go giving me hope anon
>>34597318Sounds right, thanks anon
>>34597356Takes a shower, has good posture and doesn't look like a wreck, bonus points if they have an organized room but that's not a big deal
Hot damn I am sad about women.
>>34597310F I actually like toned but slightly chubby men? But they have to be a bit tall for it to look right. Kinda like the water polo athlete physique
>>34597196your opinion is shit and wrong
What's the female equivalent to still listening to the Epic Rap Battles of History?
>>34597247>similar morrowind takes>dragons dogma takeyou should've killed him and fed him to pigs
Femanons, how would you feel if your bf insisted on calling you Cassidy
>>34597366Listening to the Epic Rap Battles of History
>>34597357You shouldn't have hope. Just take opportunity if you see one. Otherwise be hopeless.
MoidsHow does it feel to be inside of a woman?
>>34597369Start calling him Butch
>>34597363being tall got more advantages than looking like brad pitt istg
>>34597373Pretty great. Warm, soft, wet, tight and pulsating.
>>34597373No clue
>>34597372Good advice. I'll try not to hope they break up
I just wanted her to know
>>34597384MI'm stealing this technique
Do women ever get sore from sex?
>>34597386Know what?
>>34597373This is hard to explain, because it's more than just "put your finger in your mouth". It's sort of like every way that your dick can feel good at once barring frenulum stimulation, and frankly the ability to make out and touch each other in other ways intensifies it all more.
>>34597310Really depends. Some body compositions look good at different BMI. Some women really look attractive being chubby, other being thin. Extremes in general aren't good, but there are attractive women all in between
>>34597373Just being inside a woman doesn't really feel special tbqh, but I like when they say I'm deep inside, though I don't understand whether that feels good for them or what
>>34597375I've always thought Brad Pitt's fat lips were kinda ugly
>>34597263I'm amazed that most of my female friends think this as well
>>34597373Hopefully i find out one day. In my imagination it is better than masturbation because i can grab onto her.
>>34597263moidhands, women dont talk shit on eachother like this, thats literally media trope slop
>>34597391I imagine I would. My body is kinda falling apart.
>>34597401I've heard multiple women irl say the same exact thing
>>34597355>I kinda like mombods desuI like the little "imperfections" in a woman's body, makes every body look slightly different
Why do people lead each other on?
>>34597408Fun
>>34597408 I dont mean to I'm just scared of commitment and men are never patient enough with me so they always leave me in the end.
>>34597401sorry to say 3/4 of my female friend groups suffer of this condition, some of them even being grannies and boomers! xdd
>>34597408They're afraid of a confrontation. I just go led on, had no reason to believe she wasn't interested in taking it to the next level, but if I didn't go for a serious conversation for a change I could be stuck for another month or two
>>34597331Most people are compatible with plenty of others. Maybe he was just testing grounds with both of you and simply things went faster with the other woman. Don't take it personally
>>34597408People lie to themselves.
>>34597412How quickly do they lose patience? I just got lead on by a woman who said this exact same stuff at the outset, but she got with someone else instead
>>34597410What kind of sick fuck thinks that's fun
>>34597408its fun loli only do it to short or ugly dudes or creeps so i dont feel bad ab it
>>34596937Women, would Titanic be a better movie if DiCaprio's character were played by a woman?
>>34597423Assuming you're real, how does that not constitute a massive waste of your own time
>>34597423moid hands
>>34597424You mean, if Titanic was a lesbian romance? Fuck if I know.
>>34597423yooooo moids i swear not all of us do this shit
>>34597415Oh I've known him since basically forever, he met her just a few months ago. Not that it really matters now
>>34597428Yes.Thesis is every woman is attracted to other women.
>>34597327no love for you then
>>34597432Oh god you're one of those retards
>>34597431People love to trot out that don't take it personally lole shit and I rarely ever find it acceptableWhy the hell would I not take a rejection personally
>>34597431It's ok, anon. I'm sure you'll meet somebody who prioritizes you
>>34597435prove my thesis wrong
>>34597424I would like period piece lesbian romance that isn't Boy's Don't Cry (1999).
>>34597408Most people are just focused on having a good time and they don't like thinking about uncomfortable things like other people's feelings and expectations.
>>34597438Lesbian porn isn't real life retard.
>>34597436Some rejections should be taken personally, but most of the time the rejection is due to circumstances and not yourself. Like there was another person in the picture, or the logistics weren't in your favor, or there was a mismatch of some other kind. It's not always a fault in yourself, so not all are to be taken personally
>>34597443The cope
>>34597412From the other perspective, men lose patience because they've been burned a dozen times by women seem like they're just taking time to open up but are actually disinterested and just holding out until someone better comes along.
>>34597443>most of the time the rejection is due to circumstances and not yourself. Like there was another person in the picture, or the logistics weren't in your favor, or there was a mismatch of some other kind. It's not always a fault in yourself, so not all are to be taken personallyThat's bullshit in my eyes, but I don't choose people out of convenience
>>34597441It sucks. I'm tired of wasting my time
>>34597443This is good advice for job interviews but doesn't apply to dating. Everything in dating is personal, you may not mean it personally and that's fair, I won't be mad at you, but I'm certainly going to take it personally if someone I thought was perfect for me decides I wasn't a good fit.
Why are men so fucking good at everything and women suck total ass in comparison?
Girls, would it be hot to you if a guy was chewing gum while he was dominating you?
>>34597414I guess if I learned anything from my latest brush with it, it's that I should not keep quiet about conversations that I need to have purely because I can tell the other person is extremely conflict avoidant
>>34597462That sounds incredibly goofy ngl
I NEED ADVICE QUICKLYDo I go talk to my work crush right now or wait for an organic moment? It will probably be awkward af if I go talk to her. Do I just force it? My heart is pounding.
>>34597462No. Kinda gross.
>>34597462gives me the same vibes as jeets trying to look badass
>>34597467Show her your dick
>>34597467Start with looking for some eye contact or some shit
>>34597463I can understand women here, plenty of guys out there throw tantrums over not getting want they want from women, but if a girl explains not messaging for 5 days by saying it's just her style then I'm sorry what are we even doing
i just want a wife to share my life with. whats the female equivalent of a 30 year old that just wants a wife
women would you date a guy with the heroin addict phenotype
>>34597462nag but does this hypothetical gum-chewing moid also periodically address others as "Boyo" ?
>>34597467>My heart is pounding.Dead on arrival. Get your shit together
>>34597473I would need to walk past her section. We have talked before. Fuck, I won't do it. My anxiety is too much and my voice would be shaky. Whatever.
>>34597467Slow down fren, no reason to get so worked up. If you get a chance to talk do it, but don't overthink it either
>>34597474Same exact wavelength. I get that men can be dangerous but I expect to be treated like a person and not a concept after a certain amount of time
>>34597481How long have you had a crush on her
>>34597363>toned but slightly chubbyWtf are you talking about?
Im going to go to the library in about an hour and get a copy of Tarka the OtterState GenderWhat book should I pick up?
>>3459747528 year old that just wants a husband
>>34597474I get it too, but it sucks because I'm the complete opposite. If she tells me to fuck off (even with those exact words) it's easy for me to get over it, but if she ghosts or very obviously tries to push me away, it hurts ten times as much.
>>34597486Women are retarded when discussing this stuff
>>34597471my boyfriend did this with some whore in my living room once when he thought i wasn't looking. needless to say, we were over before the end of the weekend
stay tight cuties sleep tight :33
>>34597490Same here anon. Being treated like that hurts because I'd never do that to a woman
I want her for her body
>>34597220Yes. But I've done the same so I can't throw stones.
>>34597490I'll take ghosting over corporate style "wishing you luck in your search"
>>34597498It just feels like she doesn't even see you as a sentient person, like if she just ignores you you'll cease existing and then she doesn't have to worry about rejecting you. And it hurts when someone you cared about (even a little) thinks that way about you.
>>34597476NAG but heroin chic is always effay, maybe not mass appealing but definitely appealing to a sizeable niche
>>34597487M. "Ring of Bright Water" by Gavin Maxwell.
>>34597491>>34597486I literally specified exactly what I was talking about you dumdums. Ever seen a water polo athlete? They've got defined muscles AND some extra fat on top. I swear to god you moids need constant spoonfeeding
>>34597505Yes, exactly. I cried for days over this and I felt so stupid and bad about myself because of itIt's going to take me a little while before I can open up to another woman
>>34597487>lust provoking image>irrelevant question
>>34597467Don't date co-workers. It's not worth it.
Do you think there has ever been a human being whose cause of death was being suffocated under a pussy?
How do you get rid of vaginismus?
>>34597461How good are you at breastfeeding babies?
>>34597504RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>34597440Try "The Handmaiden" (2016 Korean film) or the TV series "Gentleman Jack".
>>34597510>this is chubby
>>34597509You know what, this is probably the best answer that anyone could have given. Question is closed now.
>>34597524>I love dad bods!
>>34597504>I hope this rejection finds you well>I have decided to pursue other candidates at this time
>>34597523>The HandmaidenI liked this one, but is there a lesbian movie that doesn't have to go the route of 'men are le evil?'
>>34597517Lube
>>34597524What's the faggot on the forward left hiking his speedo down for. He ain't all that.
>>34597524Stop being a retard
>>34597391>Do women ever get sore from sex?Most women get at least a little sore most of the time.
>>34597524How come the girls are fat even though the guys are ripped?
>>34597482Alright. If God wants it to happen again, it will. I won't force it.>>34597485Like a month. Our first meeting was magical. I've never seen her before at work, and she walked past me, turned back, smiled at me which made my tummy warm, I smiled at her, and then she came over to talk to me. It was like she was an angel sent from Heaven specifically for me.
I just want to meet one woman that won't do irreversible emotional and psychological damage to me :(
>>34597373>How does it feel to be inside of a woman?Imagine you're being fucked and you have a tongue on you clitoris at the same time. Kind of like that.
>>34597534They look fairly muscular they're just women so they're never gonna look ripped
>>34597515Not under, but in yeah. I heard of that one.
>>34597524To women, "a little chubby" means "lean but not extremely lean." Something like 10%-12% bodyfat but not <8% like those really shredded, veiny bodybuilders.
>>34597520>>34597504Seriously, what the fuck?You'd rather me ghost you than tell you "Nah, but gl tho"
>18 guy gets brutally murdered by rugby players on a vacation trip to the coast>rugbiers get jailed for life>murdered kid's then gf cries a lot on camera, then goes to have a dancing life and gets famous thanks to this case>she has lots of tweets/ig posts about her life with a tall boxerdamn, that's a friday doompill for me alright!
>>34597536I don't think that's possible, but I also don't think the irreversible damage precludes you from psychological growth that dwarfs it in scale.
>>34597542I'm neither of them and I agree with you. I'll take the template response - it'll make me think less of you, but I won't resent you like I would if you ghosted me and made me anguish for several days hoping for a reply that never came.
>>34597542If you're not typing out the rejection like it's a business email, we aren't complaining about you
>>34597504>>34597520Closure doesn't have to be corporate style, there are ways to be genuinely empathetic.There's no style to ghosting. Fuck ghosting. Give me a "best of luck to you" or give me death.
>>34597545>>34597547Also tacking on that the corpo-style rejection is fine if we've only been on one or two dates because we don't really know each other. If we've been dating a while though and you hit me with the "sorry I just don't think we're a good fit, good luck on your search :)" I'll absolutely think less of you for it.
>>34597544forgot to add, her boxer bf is a rugbier too.
>>34597550Yes, I agree wholeheartedly.
>>34597544>doompillWhat's wrong, that she didn't wait 10 years AT LEAST to get over him?
>>34597535I am wondering if it would be more easy to get her when not having the crush. But in that case you would be less motivated. So it's tricky.
>>34597556>gets famous thanks to her bf's brutal death>uses said fame to get a muscular bf that's akin to those that killed her bf>the anniversary of her bf's death, she posts a video in bikini dancing around with said new bfI know that when women do it it's ok and when men do it it's not ok, but come on now.
>>34597548>If you're not typing out the rejection like it's a business emailBitch I'm autistic, thats just how I type
>>34597562I don't think it's wise to hold all women accountable for the crimes of specific instathots tbqh.
>>34597531Now I'm not seeing the toned.
>>34597550>>34597547You know what thats fair, I didn't consider that time spent would have been a factor in this. I just assumed it wasn't
>>34597556don't reply to incel bait
>>34597528>I liked this one, but is there a lesbian movie that doesn't have to go the route of 'men are le evil?'That wouldn't be very realistic, would it? I guess you could try "Blue is the Warmest Colour" but that's not a period piece.
>>34597541For water polo something around 16% is more typical. See pic related for reference
>>34597565she's not an instathot though, and when I see countless non instathots supporting her on social media then it gets doompillingwomen constantly post about wanting that romantic movie eternal love but then expect us to just think in cold terms about how they treat us
>>34597569I can't turn down an opportunity to post eren
>>34597569its not incel bait retard. I have had sex twice this year.
>>34597571Fat fucks
>>34597541No it fucking doesn't. It means more like 15-20%.
>>34597577Hey, they're one of the best teams in the world
>>34597541>>34597578Some seem a little confused
>>34597584We're talking about men rn
>>34597565>several men decide to beat someone to death>widow vlogs and moves on to a guy who's fitDoes this scenario describe a crime committed by a woman? Are the woman's actions what concerns and disappoints you here?
>>3459754110-12 is not chubby ffs. 15+ is chubby
>>34597588>15% bodyfat is chubbybait
The point is women are retarded and don't know what they want. Just get fit and you'll be good for 95% of them
>>34597587>you can only dissaprove of crimes, not ways of living lifegrim
>>34597590Hit the treadmill fatty
>>34597536The trick is not to care.
>>34597591Cope because you lost the argument
>>34597592Be for real, that shit is like complaining about Ted Bundy's mother's fashion choices being doompilling
>>34597597Where?
>>34597591this.my plan is to get fit in at least 8-14 months. Im eating better and training already almost everyday.As soon as I get braggin rights Im posting my pics on okcupid and note down how much more success I get.
>>34597517>How do you get rid of vaginismus?In many cases, you can't, sadly. One possible approach is to start with a small, slim dildo and very gradually increase the size, in an attempt to get used to it (literally dilating). But the chances of this working aren't that high. I gather some doctors are experimenting with using Botox, but that's not widely available for that purpose. There are various breathing and relaxation exercises that can help a bit.
Is it a red flag if your boyfriend tells you that you should both abuse your future children so that they don't end up spoiled? (His exact words)
>>34597598>woman gets famous because her bf gets brutalized by some rugbiers>uses said fame in order to get a big rugbier bfgrim. do you think she gets kinda horny thinking about how easily her new bf could kill a man?
>>34597591I don't think they're all retarded but do know I probably would've gotten treated more like a human being this go around if I was in better shape. Can't even blame her
>>34597606He's right
>>34597584We were talking about men, idiot.
>>34597606Yes. Why did you even have to ask?
>>34597602*blocks your path
>>34597607Why not ask her directly instead of gossiping about her on 4chan? I know I'm horny imagining Tyrone shooting you in the neck
>>34597606That's rather more than a mere red flag.
>>34597461They control the hole.They don't need to be good at anything.
>>34597461You don't even know when the dishwasher has to be emptied
>>34597614>I know I'm horny imagining Tyrone shooting you in the neckLOL, do you get horny thinking about Tyrone beating you up a bit? like, it's not bad to get a little bruised up if the dee is good right?
>>34597618Sorry to disappoint but I have no interest in engaging with men sexually, I just like that they can't stop aping out and killing each other
Balkan fake chad is quickly becoming one of my least favorite posters
>>34597556>What's wrong, that she didn't wait 10 years AT LEAST to get over him?women expect men to fall in love with them in the first date like men do in romance novels all the time, but if we expect them to be in love with us forever it's suddenly too much?
>>34597571Back row second from the left is definitely chubby.
>>34597625>Balkan fake chadwho?
this true?
>>34597373With a condom?Get a pair of washing up gloves, put them on, then pour some lukewarm water into the glove.Without?I'd guess that someone sucking on your clit has to be pretty close.
>>34597629Annoying faggot that started the bait chain
>>34597623yeah, blacks do be like that. you're lucky to not engage with them
Are women the sensitive empathy gender or do they just chimp out more
Do you have body dysmorphia, /atoga/?
>>34597641No I just have a shit body
>>34597630Basically yeah.The difference between someone you see a future with and a sex toy.
>>34597640men have way more emotional depth than women, its not even close. its like comparing an adult to a child
>>34597641fuuuck yess xDhad a bad trip freaked out few months ago, ended up eating 300 kcal a day for like 2 almost 3 weeks straight
>>34597640Was it your empathy that made you abandon your children?
Femanon stuck in bed wearing a medical boot because her dumbass rolled her ankle here: hiii
>>34597654If autism is so bad evolution would have killed it off. Have you thought about that?
>>34597654I'm gonna pick you up and carry you around and there's nothing you can do about it
Men would you rather >A woman with 4 Boobs>2 Vagina holes>Tiny women that can hug your penis>Giant Women who you can hump the walls while your whole body is inside their vagina>Random girls are allowed to fundle your balls but you can’t do anything back or say anything>You’re allowed to fundle random girls boobs anfmd they can’t do anything back to you or say anything
>>34597641FKinda. I don't let myself use a bathroom scale, because I've gone into anorexia spirals from obsessing about my weight before.>>34597648"I want to repeal the 19th amendment because I'm butthurt about not getting laid" isn't childish emotional depth?
>>34597658Are you high
>>34597656I mean, I don't consider autism inherently bad. It depends on if you're the "why should I shower when I don't want to" autism or the "hey check out my extensive niche knowledge" autism
>>34597658AA (this one's the easiest some of the first porn I saw as a kid was tinkerbell bukkake and I'm still fond of it)B because I can turn it off by simply not doing anything
>>34597657Can we get snacks tho I've only had one meal today
Bf broke up with me because I have too many guy friends and he’s insecure about it. I haven’t hung out with them alone while we were dating and it’s always been in group settings with him included I even tried getting him to be friends with themI get it honestly if he had girl friends id be extremely uncomfortable but I reassured him and told him after he broke up with me if it was a problem id cut contact with them and he said it doesn’t matter nowI wanna fix this but he told me there’s nothing I can do and to give him space says he doesn’t want to block me but he will if I keep bothering himWhy even keep me on socials or not block me if he doesn’t wanna make sense
Women thoughts >>>/gif/30749027
>>34597658A tiny woman. It's like having an online relationship (you can talk, but you can't fuck), except she's actually there (and you still can't fuck).But at least she won't demolish my home.
If you hear a laugh every time you pass people by, is it not undeniable that they're laughing at you?It's not like they were laughing before: no, it's exactly when you walk close by and they notice you that they laugh.I truly shouldn't go out of my house. Both for my sake and others.
I’m pathetic. Yesterday night I made a post about my girlfriend cheating. Well I couldn’t look away from her puppy eyes and forgave her. We had sex and the post nut clarity lasted for a few hours now and I’m wondering if I fucked up.
>>34597659who are you quoting?
>>34597648I've stepped in puddles deeper than men's emotional depth
>>34597673She apologized and blamed someMental issues from childhood. Kept banging on my door saying “please let’s just talk” with her crying voice. Why am I so pathetic
>>34597666The masculine urge to tell you no, tell you that you're "losing tradwife points" for being unable to cook then go downstairs and cook you a meal
>>34597666I'm gonna carry you to the kitchen and seat you up on the countertop. And then we can fix something up
>>34597673>my gf is a slutuse her like one
Physics dissertation anon, if you're out there somewhere, you better be working on that thing
>>34597678I can cook I am just crippled at the moment :(
>>34597680I mean, the makeup sex was great, but I’m worried she’ll just keep going back to this guy if anything ever gets rocky. It’s her childhood friend, her sisters best friend, close friend of her family. I’m playing from behind.
>>34597674The average male.
>>34597683Her best friend knows she was cheating behind my back, I just wonder if her family knows too. We met each other during Thanksgiving and I didn’t think much of him.
>>34597682it's really just the masculine urge to tease a girl and then take care of her in her injured state
>>34597683dogshit position, not worth it, imo leave her or stay around purely for pussy
>>34597687What would you make me Anon?
>>34597668He probably just wanted to pump and dump you and made up an excuse, sis.
>>34597658>Random girls are allowed to fundle your balls but you can’t do anything back or say anythingThis happens anyways sometimes. I get randomly grabbed by fatties when I’m out at the bar and it’s gross. If it was at least cute women I’d be okay with it but it’s always these hambeasts.
>>34597692Not the case
>>34597691idk what you like but I'm in the mood to make chicken alfredo or fajitas right now
$100,000 or dinner and a movie with Livvy Dunne? Which would you choose?
>>34597696Money
>>34597696dinner and a movie with who?
>>34597696$100,000 would last me longer and I could really use the money.
>>34597696M100k, regardless of who "livvy dunne" is
>>34597696$100k hands down.
>>34597696$100k is lifechanging money for me, I don't really know who Livvy Dunne is but Google says she's a model so that's worthless to me.
>>34597696I don't know who Livvy Dunne is, but whoever she is, she isn't worth $100K for one platonic evening.
>>34597696For $100k I could buy a woman who looks just like her to fuck me and still have $99k
>>34597694Whatever you want to tell yourself.
>>34597696So I can go to a platonic meal and movie with a woman who is dating a baseball player? What's the point?
Post genderIf you can carry one weapon with you "for the fit", ie for aesthetics alone, what would you choose?>Hardmode: Be precise
>>34597711M>weapon>for aesthetics aloneCringe. No thanks.
>>34597711MRapier. Classic, elegant, absolutely OP in a 1v1 if you know how to use it.
>>34597696Real question was 500k or dinner with Trump. You can always make 500k, but Trump won't be around forever and you could make millions after the dinner.
Where can I watch the new king of the hill, without paying?
>>34597711A high tech death ray, preferably sticking out my crotch
>>34597723There's this thing called piracy anon.
>>34597711Hat pin or a chest mounted glock
>>34597711
>>34597711Like a chain of iron beads that I would wrapped around my left arm that I can then swing and cut people with
>>34597711MI'd wear a leather duster and hide a Mossberg Shockwave underneath it, in a shoulder holster. I'd wear a mesh shirt, a pair of Zubaz and Crocs with it. I'd also wear a pair of Oakley Over-the-Tops and style my hair as frosted tips. Just a casual outfit.
>>34597711Dropleg holster with a longslide 10mm
>>34597725But where?
>>34597711F a mauser c96
>>34597630No what happens is that women only think about the best sex which happens with men they actually like but won't settle with them, and so the guy they're forced to marry is just bad at sex
Moids, you wake up tomorrow as a woman, what do you do?
>>34597738Make a twitter post complaining about men
>>34597738Can I know anything else about my circumstances, eg will I turn back the day after and does everyone know that I'm me? Do all of my clothes still fit?
>>34597740No.If one specific answer doesn't appear then I will know.
>>34597732All ten episodes of it are up on The Pirate Bay right now.
Forcing femanon to learn how to use torrents
>>34597738Shlick my kitty, then start a discord account and have simps send me a bunch of money.
>>34597738See if I can turn a "straight" girl
>>34597738DAR A BUCETA
>>34597738Same as always, sit at home and goon
>>34597739>>34597740>>34597746>>34597747>>34597748>>34597752Ok, so why did you not answer submit to the nearest handsome man?
>>34597738Spend the whole day playing with my breasts, probably.
>>34597754yawn
Femanons, would you date a man who killed his own mother and wears her skin?
>>34597723From Bittorrent probably.
>>34597754Because the only handsome man in my area is now a woman. Hi ladies, no, I'm not single.
>>34597754why would I do that
>>34597757>>34597763>>34597766So women shouldn't do that?
>>34597769where do you find these shitty ass opinions
i am beginning to believe literally nothing matters other than ROMANCE
>>34597771ntaI know she's referring to a particularly retarded anon who kept sperging on about how wives need to submit to their husbands or else it's not a real marriage. Guess he's not in this current thread.
>>34597771You guys are so retarded.
genderThoughts on the new stellar blade? And the Summer Games Fest in general.
>>34596999>I wanna ask her out because I actually enjoy her companyPLEASE emphasize this if you do ask her out. Appearance-based compliments are lovely, of course, but giving a shit about her individually will come across as way more respectful and indicate that you don’t just want the nearest available pussy.>>34597030 Mine calls me a gay chud all the time. As long as it’s clear he’s teasing and not actually mad, I think I’d live.>>34597172I feel guilty when just about anybody cries in front of me, but it really doesn’t make me think less of them. Sometimes shit sucks.>>34597330I think thats’s extremely charming, but I’m also really into dorky shit. Having something you’re really passionate about is great, especially something that keeps you involved in your community like that.If I may ask, do you want kids of your own? This seems like a trait that would make for a really cool dad.
>>34597412FYI there’s absolutely nothing wrong with having a conversation about pacing if the guy’s moving too quickly. Some guys will be put off by it, but others (myself included) may prefer taking things slow and are just afraid of slowing down because we don’t want you to lose interest or find someone else. Communication will always get you an answer, but slowly replying or blowing someone off because you’re afraid they’re being too fast will always be misconstrued for you losing interest.
>>34597754>Ok, so why did you not answer submitBecause I don't have a pussy to shlick, how do you want me to do that? And simps don't send money to other men.
>>34597777women should submit to me then i submit to their feet
>>34597784MThe only big budget game developers I really care about keeping up with anymore are Kojima Productions and From Software. I haven't read /v/ since last year
>>34597784Sounded like hot garbage.
>>34597711M
>>34597754That's gay
Women have never written a romantic song as beautiful as Lovesong or Pictures of You by The Cure.
>>34597782for what
>>34597787No. Why did you not just upend yourself and go get fucked by a man and have his child and want to wash shit stains out of the bedsheets forever? Is it not natural or something? Because that's telling.
>>34597795You'd be a woman. It would be straight.
>>34597800I'd still be a man in my head
>>34597801So you'd be trans
>>34597800>>34597798>>34597802How was being knotted?
>>34597802No
>>34597806But you just said you'd think you were a man in your head, when you were a woman.
>>34597807Yeah
>>34597808So you'd be trans for that
>>34597738I would work my snizz and achieve multiple orgasms so I could compare.
>>34597809No
You should have learned by now not to reply to her.
Around b never relaxIs this a good motto if I'm going on a trip to New York ? I'm a latin American white tourist and some friends from there tell me it's dangerous to be on the subway near some weirdos
>>34597814A Bee is in tha trap
Women thoughts on Charlie Puth
i took 8 grams of psilocybin mushrooms and had an ego death and cried uncontrollably because i realized we're all one consciousness.
>>34597817His appeal to wmaf poster was good.
Should I flee to the mountains and live there
>>34597811Yes you would, tranny. You'd be a woman.
>>34597823yes, can I go with you
>>34597826The mountain's only big enough for 1, sorry.
>>34597826No I have to live alone
>>34597823Take this little guy with you.
Ok anons, keep your voices down in case of avalanches.
>>34597825No
>>34597814Weird people up there come in all colors and are immediately noticeable. I’ve been to NYC plenty of times and never felt unsafe. I’m an Anglo, if that matters.There are crazy people up there, but as long as you mind your business, you’ll be fine.
So I'm not even trying to shit on OSRS. I promise you a part of me would love to enjoy it. I actually DID enjoy RS2 when we all grew up on it and it was all we knew. It WAS better back then.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gb89MmG4X8 But here I am watching Alkan and I'm like holy fucking shit how do people find anything he is doing fun? Genuinely. Look at all of the shit he is having to do in this video. And he doesn't even sound happy doing it. It also annoys me how many slop items they have to juggle around in the inventory. I don't even know what half that shit is.
>>34597769not before marriage
>>34597836So go get married and do that
>>34597842ok but I can touch my boobs without getting out of bed Kimi no Na wa style. Baby steps, my dear.
we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively
Women thoughts on fatass boomers who have nothing better to do than sit around on giant boats all day
Why don't the femcels just get a shy nerdy bf though
>>34597850My grandparents blew their money on a timeshare too. The last time I went on a cruise was when I was in eighth grade. Now that I have reached the age between too old to drink away vacations - not that I can way - and raising kids I don’t see the appeal. Did you ever see the poop cruise documentary?
I love blondes except for fat ones
>>34597852I thought I put my application in for one.
Why do women do makeup and dress up to look like slags instead of cute anime girls?
>>34597856You declined his email.
>>34597854I did not what's it about
should I try college again? I am almost 30
>>34597860But I don’t know their email>>34597861Engine fire on cruise ship keeps them stranded for five days.
>>34597859You would call a real woman dressed like that a slag
>>34597868I'd whip it out and offer her the opportunity to suck it
>>34597868no im pretty sure most people wouldnt, its beach attire
I want to apologize to the women here. I think half of the posts I get mad at are actually faggot leftist cuck men that are self hating schizos.
I need her more than anything else
>>34597875I need you too.
>>34597876Don't do this to me
Men with stubble-like body/chest hair are gifts from God, I wish that phenotype existed more.
>>34597879What
>>34597881I said what I said.
>>34597879is this about that Henry Cavill photo that's been making the rounds?
>>34597885No, the dude is a 10/10 but that's not the body hair pattern I'm talking about.
I went to a famers market type beat and got a Sukuna Finger and a Ditto made of rose quartz :)
>>34597884What does that even mean
>>34597879Wrong, lack of body hair is pure peak. Love a smooth man.
>>34597878I'm doing my best.
>>34597892Hi
>>34597896Post chest
>>34597890Body hair that is not only short/ not super dark, but also even all over, not more or less clustered in certain areas. Not sure if this can happen naturally or if men groom themselves to be like this, but it's the best. >>34597892Smooth men are great too, there is such a thing as too hairy but no such thing as not hairy enough.
>>34597887I'm gonna need an example (no homo)
>>34597892we are SO back
>>34597899https://ibb co/LDD6v4fcI really need to get back to the gym
>>34597903Hope you lift
>>34597909I do calisthenics, I've got a climbers physique
What if I told you guys that I post asian women on 4chan but honestly prefer white girls irl? I just do it because there's a lot of vocal asian-haters in post-/pol/ 4chan and I get a lot of (You)'s and drive more anons into wanting to dating asians, opening the white market to me
>>34597908weird nipple
>>34597908Very nice work, anon.
>>34597908mirin' but I feel like your pecs could be bigger.Keep it up bro
>>34597913I thought you were just being mean but he does have a weird nipple
>>34597912
>>34597912that is so pathetic get a life
>>34597917nta I think it's just the lighting
>>34597917yeah, idk what it is
>>34597912>opening the white market to meNot really, you can't program dumb and ugly chuds. The only joke is you.
where do I find lonely depressed women irl to be depressed together?
>>34597924>>34597918>>34597919plan backfired, and I just gave myself yellow fever
>>34597926You can certainly program yourself, like an idiot.
Hoping that one moid posting chest will start a domino effect..
>>34597925Psyche wards
I wanna nestle her torso in my arms
Spent like the last hour reading r/women. I don't ever go to reddit usually, mainly just wanted to see what women talk about there and honestly if the stories these women are telling are true then they're correct that they don't deserve to be treated that way by men. I can't change things on a large scale but I can at least try and be nice and respectful and helpful to women I meet and make sure they feel like people instead of feeling like they're not valued and they're objects.My standards for a relationship and what I value and the expectations that I have for women still haven't changed, but that's not really relevant to the fact that people deserve to be treated with baseline respect.
>>34597931It will not. Unless that was gymbro.
>>34597931Same desu
>>34597931Do you want a skinny fat hairy chest on shitty lighting? I don't think so
>>34597939literally yes
>>34597913I have cancer >>34597914Ty>>34597915I've been lacking I need to get back on it
>>34597931lemme do my cut and maybe shave my nipples then you might like it. I'll only post my body when it's a contribution to the thread
>>34597912Everyone knows white women are the most attractive, that's why other women gang up on them and attack them at any opportunity.
>>34597944nipple cancer? I am sorry
>>34597945>lemme do my cutBe honest anon, how many years have you been saying this
>>34597948L-like six...
>>34597948in my defense my lift numbers are still going up
>>34597941Why would you want that I don't trust you
>>34597745I used to know. I haven't had a computer in like a decade.>>34597823Probably
>>34597955Fat fetish
>>34597955just be a good boy and post some nipples for us to see
I do believe we are gettin’ into the dog days of summer here in the south. The cicadas are a buzzin’ and the kudzu is a grow in’ fast as they say. Ladies and gentlemen how do you take your sun tea?
>>34597913Women will find the weirdest shit to get icked about
>>34596937How do women cope working in the service industry and being asked on a date by every 3rd customer?
I hate how women make me feel sometimes.
>>34597964some of us are ugly anon
>>345979633rd time today I got mistook by a woman such is the cancer life
>>34597964Usually suicide but sometimes they shoot the place up
>>34597969In that case I find it funny how all of the replies were men
>>34597964I wear a fat diamond>>34597967And how's that?
>>34597972Not all of them
>>34597973>And how's that?Annoying, gullible and unimportant.
>>34597968even ugly women get constantly asked out
>>34597964It really wasn't that often but we had really ugly uniforms and I was kind of awkward and chunky. It did happen though. Guys who left me their number weren't really a problem but I fucking hated the fat and balding guy at least 20 years older than me who would come in in the last hour before we closed when I was in my department by myself and talk at me for 40 minutes while I was stuck there cleaning. I had to ask a coworker to walk me to my car because he waited for me. I don't think he was going to do anything other than try to keep talking to me but I didn't want him anywhere fucking near me until my car doors were locked. He did it a bunch of times.
>>34597976men really have no idea
>>34597975On the chance that you aren't actually annoying, I'm sorry that people have made you feel that way.>>34597976Delulu
So for single women basically are only choices now is this or getting fucked by Chad once every 2-3 weeks? Please, it has to get better for us...
>>34597979Thanks. I’m hurtin
>are only choices
>>34597976ntaMen need to stop with this fantasy. I'm not even an ugly woman and I never got asked out when I working as a cashier. The most I ever got was some old boomer who was surprised I didn't have a boyfriend at the time.
>>34597964That no longer really happens.
>>34597981That looks like a cozy evening, I'd pick that over Chad any day>>34597982Big hugs babe
>>34597977women like confident guys, no?
>>34597981What is that thing she is doing?
>>34597974Which one wasn't
>>34597991Diamond art/painting
>>34597985> I didn't have a boyfriend at the time.That is surpring.The 98% of women aged 14 and 30 have a boyfriend
>>34597992Me, I asked for the photo in the first place>>34597914
>>34597989That's not confidence that's either social ineptitude or disregard for the feelings and comfort of others. Maybe a bit of both.
>>34597976If even ugly women get asked out confidently, why are women complaining they never get approached anymore? Or remember that chick that whined about catcalls in a column and she wrote a column 5 years later complaining she never got catcalled anymore and now misses it because she no longer feels attractive.
>>34597982How come
>>34597995Most people are in a relationship. Gender has nothing to do with it moid.
>>34597993>Diamond art/paintingPardon? What the fuck is that? It looks like one step up from those coloring books where it had numbers telling you what to color each area.
>>34597993is this for women too dumb to learn how to cross stitch?
>>34597981This is performative as fuck. Her ice is all almost already all melted and she hasn't even fucking sipped her drink.
>>34598005NtaI think it's for women who think they're too old for perler beads.
>>34597999Completely misread the room and showed my ass
>>34598009Buy a belt
Anons what are your Caturday plans?
>>34597981So this is what women mean when the claim they "do crafts" as a hobby? Building a LEGO set is more of a craft than this.
>>34598002Yeah pretty much, but it's worse, because it's little shitty pieces of shiny plastic that are going to fall off and get everywhere after anyways>>34598005Yes, or any other real craft
>>34598011Alright.
>>34598005Bro, this is to cross stitch as checkers is to chess.
Men, would you be up for it if your GF wanted you to cosplay some of her fictional crushes?
>>34597996Still, 2/3. It's like a /fit/ CBT thread
>>34598013I swear it's not I can do many arts and crafts
Why are women so emotional after a breakup? I mean 90% chance she is the one that broke it off. You can literally go out and get dick that next day.
>>34598012Reading books.Studying for a cert.Practicing music.Eating expired hummus and hoping I don't get food poisoning.What about you?
>>34598018Perhaps. I feel like that is way too open ended of a question.
>>34598018At a con? Yes.In the bedroom? Ehhh...
>>34598019It's 4chan, you're not getting a much better ratio of men to women than that lel>>34598021Mourning time wasted and the good parts of the relationship.
>>34598012Dbd
>>34598018Like what
>>34598012I want to go for a walk but I think I'm in the hood and I don't know this city well. I'll probably just sit in the yard. ):
>>34598026Time wasted? Kek isn't about the journey? My Healing Journey right?
Love watching newfags reply to old bait
>>34598012Idk I don't have any plans
>>34598030Wouldn't need a ~healing journey~ if we didn't give dipshit moids the time of day
Women be like "I want someone to take care of me". Bitch go hire somebody. You aren't owed men's labor. What are you going to do to deserve that? If you brought something to the table you would have someone to take care of you.
>>34598035
>>34598034Likewise + go fuck yourself
>>34598037Women literally get exhausted from taking care of themselves senpai.
The sloppiest bait
>>34598037What a fucking loser, I've never been depressed or anxious after coming home to an empty house, because I have hobbies and shit.
>>34598012I plan to finally finish Dune. I should have read more but 2 months is better than never
>>34598034I low key unironically hate women.
>>34598040>>34598047Hey now, no need to get so emotional
>>34598028wolfwood from trigun
>>34598049Congrats on becoming a genderbent incel you stupid cunt
>>34598012finish reading my short story for book club at the airportmaybe D&D if my friends are ontop of things
>>34598027double barrel diabetes?
State gender. What song currently reflects your feelings of your life, relationship, etc.
>>34598050So just wear a suit
>>34598051this chain is confusing me can you people stop
>>34598057No the gun/cross is mandatory
>>34598054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBVB7a94O_4
Fuck Foids man! Take my word for it Take my word for it. Lock it down or they will take everything from you. Lock it down.
>>34598054komm susser tod
Your mom is kind of a bitch to me. Which I suppose isn't surprising, given I'm sure you've told her quite an edited version of things. And that was the case before all of this too. Funny how you were mad at me, when I kept trying to be friendly and open to things with her, something she supposedly wanted too! Mmmmanipulation?
>>34598054MCat Stevens - Wild Worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jta56wBl7SM>You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do>And it's breakin' my heart in two>Because I never wanna see you sad, girl>Don't be a bad girl>But if you wanna leave, take good care>Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there>But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware
Hey, /atoga/.How about I take a poo on the floor and you eat my shit?
>>34598066Wrong thread gioyc is that way
Men and women are evil.
>>34598074Good thing im nonbinary :D
>>34598012I am going to wear a giant, strap-on papier mache penis out in public.
>>34598072Thought I'd switch things up a bit.
>>34598054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHbNU9WuVgw&list=RDeHbNU9WuVgw&start_radio=1MaleScars - Papa Roach>I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut>And my weakness is that I care too much
The Amazing Atheist looks like the English teacher who sexually groomed me when I was a teenager, and The Nostalgia Critic looks almost exactly like my first rapist.
>>34598080Thanks for sharing, I guess.
Women is it beefy or not
I cannot believe myself
Pussy surgery to make it tighter and more attractive is literally booming in the Hamptons and other rich areas right now. Women can't book appointments fast enough to get their pussies fixed right now!
>>34598089Spill
What do they mean when they say "Jersey girls like to make boys wait!"? Can any Jersey girls or guys here explain that?
Femanon in a medical boot back to be a menace
>>34598098Black Jersey girls are likely to date and be into generic white guys. That's what they have going for them.
>>34598093I'm a liar and my real life is pathetic
>>34598098Aren't like Jersey girls all Indians or Pakis now?
>>34598100*Pulls on your foot*
>>34598106*HIGH PITCHED SCREAM THAT BREAKS ALL OF THE WINDOWS*
>>34598109Music to my ears
>>34598102In what ways
I'm not going to lie, I'm feeling pretty low tonight. Like I don't want to be like "Oh I'm such a nice guy blah blah blah", but I'm just quietly going along, working my job, putting money away, but nobody to share it with. Nobody to travel with and have fun. Everyone tells me I'm not bad looking and and funny as fuck, but it just never translates into any interest with women. I know women don't owe me anything, I'm trying to show what I can offer in a relationship, but I just don't know what I'm doing wrong.
>>34598100*writes loser on your boot*
>>34598111Sadist!>>34598117>writes loser on your forehead
>>34598116I'm right there with you. I want to just chalk it up to bad luck but worry I'm ignoring or am just unaware of something I'm doing wrong. I really don't enjoy living like this.
>>34598116>and funny as fucksomething doesn't add up
>>34598085Is what beefy
>>34598112Everyone thinks I'm someone I'm not, but who else am I supposed to be, not me
>>34598122Your sexy, sexy bare feet and toes.
>>34598126No, but my pussy smells like minestrone soup somehow.
>>34598123So, are you lying about who you are compulsively or what? I'm not sure I follow. Who are you lying to, also?
>>34598128Please present your pussy to me, so I can eat your pussy soup.
AI chatbot aah thread
>>34598130NTA but I have lied about being a homosexual.
>>34598119>I'm ignoring or am just unaware of something I'm doing wrong. I really don't enjoy living like this.Yeah I just wish if that was the case people would be honest and tell me. "Just keeping being yourself and it will happen" is not very helpful.
you know you can just thrust your hips forward and your hip bent is gone?
She's so cute she makes me want to take my own life
>>34598134In the future, AI will be trained to rape. There will be an epidemic of women and children having been raped by chat bots.It won't be an epidemic for men, because anal rape against men is funny, not traumatic.
>>34598143NTAWhich members of society were responsible for making male on male rape seen as funny anon?
People replying to the sodomy schizo unironically is so funny
There's a girl in a course I'm taking who I can tell has eyes for me. She's a pretty cute latina and honestly we'd be a good match in principle. The issue is I don't believe in race mixing nor casual relationships so I can't date her, even though she is a temptation for me.Anyways, if she initiates anything and I have to turn her down gently, is it better to just say I'm not interested and make her think I don't like her, or is it better to be honest and say I like her but am only looking to marry my own race and don't want to waste her time? I feel like the latter is less painful but I'm too much of a redpilled sperg to judge how this would be perceived by a normal person. I just don't want to hurt her feelings.
>>34598152Lmao
>>34598152she won't
>>34598149Men.
State genderIf there was a test to find out if your unborn baby would be gay, would it be immoral to abort it if the test was positive?
Is cuddling with a fuckbuddy a bad idea?
>>34598162No, it's delightful.
another weekend spent without a boyfriendlife is so cruel
>>34598162cuddle your fuckbuddies anon. they're not sex toys
>>34598116Existential horror post
>>34598161FI don't consider being gay to be a mental disability, so I'd say it's immoral. But I don't think aborting your down syndrome baby is immoral, so I'm kinda weird I guess.
>>34598161Most women would let the baby be born, then jerk off their kid's penis and suck it off to make sure he doesn't grow up to be a homo
>>34598168I wouldn't be nearly as down as I am about tfw no gf right now if I didn't think I could actually make it happen this yearHang in there
>>34598154I don't see what's so funny>>34598155She won't what?
>>34598168Can't you literally just walk outside and pickup a boyfriend?
>>34598182go to therapy anon
>>34598187Not unless the therapist cures me of mental diseases by giving me an orgasm through genital stimulation
>>34598186no they’re heavy
>>34598198u sound like my ex. Jonny is that u?
>>34598204No, I'm not Johnny. Johnny hates Jazz.
>>34598205What terrible yaoi fanfic did you pick this up from?
>>34598152Nobody is answering my pressing question
>>34598174Do you think abortion is immoral in general?
>>34598215then obviously u have nothing to worry abt
>>34598216Tough to say, I'm generally more okay with it during the first trimester, but am generally more against it beyond that. I think it's a complicated issue. My comment about aborting down syndrome babies has more to do with my own personal self hating ableism than anything else.
some1 revive the thread
>>34598239Oyasumi Punpun sucks and the only people who like it are fart huffing pseudo intellectuals.
>>34598239No. Too busy playin bideogamu.
>>34598225I'm pro choice because 4channers dont need to procreate
>>34598239Sad cowboy is too sad to post
>>34598243do you dislike it on its own or do you just dislike it cause of the fanbase?
If I'm going bald should I give up on attracting women?
>>34598252No, there are plenty of bald attractive men, key word, bald, not balding, just commit and shave it all.
>>34598250A mixture of both.
>>34598161>If there was a test to find out if your unborn baby would be gay, would it be immoral to abort it if the test was positive?Yes>>34598085>Women is it beefy or notI've said it before, it looks like a macaron.>>34598054>What song currently reflects your feelings of your life, relationship, etc.>lifehttps://youtu.be/rKNwx82kPjYhttps://youtu.be/gEszFHU-hWA>relationshiphttps://youtu.be/t1dvrcqlQgIhttps://youtu.be/-ZFGrD_ijxc
>>34598168how many years though?
>>34598255have u read the whole manga?
>>34598250>>34598239I never got into punpun but I like Aku no Hana.I honestly love the levels of edge in the attempted suicide scene and if the anime wasn't rotoscoped it'd be too mainstream for me to say I like it.
>>34598266Yes and it sucks.
>>34598268go on, whys it suck? the art is good and the story is interesting.
Are femanons back from their hookups yet?
>>34598271No way. Chad has to use all 3 holes first.
>>34598271They've still got the entire weekend to fuck
>>34598269I don't have anything deep to say about it beyond "it insists upon itself". I can feel the self-importance of the mangaka from every page. None of the characters are likable or interesting, and it's just a bunch of boring misery porn. And no, I'm not some pathetic bitch who needs all of my fiction to be happy and joyful.
>>34598276sounds like u didnt really read it all..
>>34598271I would be incapable of hookups due to my desire desire to be loved so no
>>34598278I did read it. I just thought it sucked and was boring.
Plap?
>>34598282plapplapplapplapplapplapplap
>>34598282Plop
Just reached the impulsively planning a vacation stage of depresso. I need to get the fuck out of town before I perforate my head
On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is this character?
>>34598279I could love you for a night
men, can i have a little kiss :(
>>34598291:*
>>34598291Gay
>>34598289hmmm no im more looking for eternal power couple who achieves world domination
>>34598281:/ i dontget it
i dont like you guys, you don't like me, im happy to go our seperate ways, goodbye
>>34598293men is it gay for a woman to ask you for a little kiss
>>34598296"Noooo please don't go" stfu faggot
>>34598294I can't do that but I slang some premium dick
Stupid fucking mosquito in my room .
>meet really cute girl>plan second date>she has to work overtime so she cancels>says she'll get back to me>occasionally texts me but shes busy with work>then doesnt respond for a week>says shes been busy with work and says she doesnt know when we will meet againwhat should I even respond?
>>34598302Show up to her house
>>34598271It's Friday night, so no women are here right now (except BlueValkyrie). They are out getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.When you walk of shame back in this thread tomorrow with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't you whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't your friends be disgusted if they knew your pussy's busted? Won't your boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
>>34598302men should really have more self respect,if a guy i liked ignored me fora week straight only to reply saying they were too busy with work, i'd block him immediately.
>>34598307I'm sorry that you weren't held enough as a child
What would be your new name if you were to transition?
>>34598302If women are interested, they find the time. The idea that they are too busy is just beyond ridiculous.
>>34598309We should; you're right. At the same time, I wish this wasn't such common behavior among women.
>>34598314women arent confrontation like men are,
If beauty is a social construct, how do we make it fashionable to have a receding hairline?
>>34598315Where this fails to register for most men is that we don't see that sort of thing as a confrontation but more like the bare minimum of respecting another human being's time and patience.
listening to breaking benjamin rn and contemplating life.remember, a man's self-reflection will have maximum soul. more soul than any discord chat could ever hope of emulating.
>>34598311Power doesn’t look like that >>34598307You write this shit every week fag
>>34598317I'd smack that egg
>>34598320That's because Chad is destroying snizzes and assholes every week.
>>34598318men arent afraid to unintentionally hurt someone's feelings upfront, women are.
>>34598319?
>>34598318ntaWell then, maybe men shouldn't chimp out over rejection then so women would be more comfortable with directly talking to them.
>>34598324I can assure you that we also worry about that.
>>34598320>Power doesn’t look like thatDid you read the last chapter where she is alive an alternate reality?
>>34598330worry maybe, but actions speak louder than words.
>>34598331Yeah I did. Denji looked like Aki, it was nice
>>34598327I agree, but I wish women wouldn’t just assume the worst of every man they meet.
>>34598333Well if you did, you'd know that Fuji gave her a big brapper in that chapter
>>34598324>unintentionally hurt someone's feelingsToo bad nigga. You gotta do what you gotta do no pussy footing
>>34598334Maybe men shouldn't do things that justify women assuming the worst of every man they meet then.
>>34598332I can only speak for myself, but I am very aware of that and act accordingly.
>>34598336He did not, not that bubble butt stuff
>>34598338I agree. Maybe you should try not seeing men as a monolith.
I want to sleep on top of a moid with nice taut muscles
>>34598341Said the man who sees women as a monolith.
>>34598343Hi
need me a bitch who smokes cigs and sucks cock!
>>34598345hiHow taut are your muscles
>>34598307>And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?If Chad has them on a 2-3 week rotation, then shouldn't 1/2 - 2/3 of the women still be here because it's not their week?
Need me a bitch who gives even half a shit about me.
>>34598347Do NOT call them bitches bro!!!!
>>34598348Fairly but don't you think it's cool that we live thousands of miles alert and you'll never do that
>>34598339you at least know most men arent like you then?
>>34598350that's even rarer than what i requested! nonexistent, even. a woman would sooner kill a man than give them any love or respect.
Alysa Liu is perfect, isn't she?
>>34598352that's where my imagination comes inwhat's your body fat % and do you have abs
>>34598357No nigga
>>34598355That’s sure how it feels sometimes. Sometimes I wonder why I bother putting myself out there.
>>34598357Look, she's hot as hell, yes. But she's a whore. She's a fucking whore! She's a Californian slut.
>>34598359~9% and yes I do
i like manon's brown eyes
>>34598353I don’t really feel comfortable agreeing with this. I think a lot of men are shitty, but I don’t think most men are shitty. I think most people are decent people, man or woman.
>>3459828815 out of 10
>>34598365What about blue
>>34598369i said brown!
>>34598364do you ever show them off
>>34598357How many cocks do you think she has taken?
>>34598373She's young, but I would estimate at least 4.
>>34598360I respect your opinion, but please don't ever say the N word or any of its variations
>>34598373At least 2
>>34598365Thanks
>>34598366i wasnt trying to say most men were shitty, thats why i said they may unintentionally hurt someone's feelings. I just think men don't value other's feelings as much as women do
>>34598372Sometimes but only special ladies get to touch them
Hello!!
Asian women are cute when they wear contact lenses
>>34597014Do (You) like your (You)s in quick succession, or spaced out?
>>34598347If she smokes she pokes
it's kinda funny h ow men's nipples point downward
>>34598347Would that be a "baddie"
>>34598324Men worry about such things. Doesn't change the fact that some things need to be done, especially considering the alternative
36 MI want to adopt a daughter who looks like Alysa Liu.
>>34598387what you looking at freak
>>34598401put this man on a list
>>34598389I, too, have been watching relationship therapy and self-help slop on YouTube.
>>34598389I prefer mine with glasses personally. Megane supremacy
>>34598387Hello stinky
>>34598410Is this supposed to be offensive, because they really do look great with that style.
>>34598387hi
>>34598405Why? Imagine being so deranged you immediately assume the worst in a person. I just want to become a parent.
goodnight to all the nice people
>>34598412I’m pretty sure whoever took that photo is also goofing on herself considering the plushie is probably wearing her glasses.
>>34598411IM NOT SITNKY
>>34598412>Is this supposed to be offensiveNo, not really. People have likened the appearance of this plush to LilyPichu
>>34598417Night anon.
>>34598419Flush him
>>34598410>>34598420Half the girls at my school look like this
>>34598423>California University
>>34598426Dumbass retard
>>34598427explain
>>34598429Doesn't know the lore award
>>34598426no i go to a Midwestern "public ivy". Asians are just in all the good schools. Especially my majors.
>>34598347Moids
>>34598410I would die on a hill for a woman like this.
>>34598271I was taking a nap
Cybersecurity experts of atoga, how do I ensure that the encrypted files on my external HDD, if found, never get decrypted by anyone?
>>34598442Delete system 32
>>34598448Aht aht no downloading
>>34598442Just have to make sure that you use a safe encryption format like RSA and your private key is kept in a safe place. Your key should be fairly long, 32 characters is plenty good and used in SHA256. Nothing super complicated, smart people have already done the work for you. not an expert though
>>34598448I am not fucking clicking that
>>34598458Will quantum computers bypass all of those when they eventually come into the market?
>>34598448How naughty
>>34598467How are you faggots so scared of a malware spyware trojan
>>34598440At 12 am?
>>34598467I'm not falling for your tricks. I intended to shitpost.
>>34598463Bit of a complicated question. But the answer is basically no, you'll be fine. But if you make the right choices it can be just as impossible.Quantum computers are able to do a number of tasks (but far from all) more efficiently than classical computers. Shors and grovers algorithms are two popular examples that are known to potentially break encryption. It is true that they are asymptotically faster algorithms, but that is really just a theoretical fact that neglects real life implementation. When computer scientists, particularly in theoretical CS like quantum researchers, say one algorithm is "faster" than another what they actually mean is that there is evidence one algorithm will at some point always be faster than another, but that point can actually be very large, based on a lot of details. For example it may take an encryption scheme with a key millions of bits long for a quantum computer to be faster than a classical computer, and such a task will always take thousands or millions of years.The reality of quantum computers is that they are very underpowered, and will probably always be less powerful than classical computers due to manufacturing techniques. Quantum computers are likley never going to be commercially viable outside specific use cases that are not related to cryptography. But hypothetically if this is a threat you consider, you can use encryption schema that are proven to also be too inefficient (theoretically) for any computer, quantum or classical, to solve in a reasonable amount of time. The most famous is elliptic encryption and is readily available.
>>34598470YeahIf I slept longer that would have been nice but I woke up after 3 hours
>>34598477thanks chatgpt
>>34598271Yep
>>34598442Sus anon. If it's illegal stuff, fbi should know about it.
>>34598481How'd it go
>>34598480This is common knowledge for anyone that has even a passing knowledge of computer science.i just write very neutrally when talking about technical topics. I dont write like AI, AI writes like me.
>>34598485So you have no soul
>>34598487i have a soul its just not a fun one
>>34598489A corporate and robotic soul is no soul at all. What you are is not ensouled but programmed.
Women Men who give a rebel yell or men who say yeehaw?
>>34598491everyone says i have autism
>>34598492yeehaw, obviously. what a silly question
>>34598493And that is what autists are
>>34598484Really good, had a lot of fun. Just ordered a coffee to go, flat white. Time to head home
>>34598492Goofy
>>34598498Are you the one that had a tinder hookup buy you dinner a while ago
>>34598496Howdy little lady
I should really meet someone else with European noble blood and make well bred happy babies together with
The Southeast Peoples got swallowed up by Blacks, but their music was unique and helped create spirituals, jazz, the blues, and rock n roll.https://youtu.be/fnQJAGNQTXk
I wish I was someone worth being
>>34598514Hapsburg
>>34598492yeehawRebel yell sounds like foxes fucking
Will most people be in "relationships" with AI in the next 25-30 years?
>>34598498So you don't like your coffee like you like your men?
>>34598530we already have people in relationships with anime characters so I don't doubt it
>>34598514>European noble blood>Well bred Pick one lol
>>34598523Most people aren't anymore
do you guys ever wonder if youve ever chatted wiith the same anons on different boards
>>34598498New guy or regular?
We are the same people we were in Ireland before the famine and the same as the ancient pre Imperial family of Tula.
>>34598538>do you guys ever wonder if youve ever chatted wiith the same anons on different boardsI've seen ENTJ spamming indian shit on a couple other boards
>>34598538I think I saw korra asking for sauce im a porn thread. Also saw Gary in a femdom one.
>>34598538Doesn't really occur to me but probably
I'm not actually Irish. I'm not actually Russian. I'm just a Virginian.
Don GiovannisIt's time to eat.
Salt has a taste.Does salt have a smell?
you know the thread is dead when u get some guy talking abt salt
>>34598541I've seen him in BBC threads on gif, no shit
>>34598547You can check this yourself very easily dear anon
>>34598507Not me.>>34598532Fuck off >>34598539FWB, more benefits than friends
How do I beat the ground gym leader in Pokemon Stadium?>use water and grass typeThe 3 guys before him are stacked with electric and flying types.
>>34598555>more benefits than friendsBest kind 2bh, long established friendships can get complicated.
>>34598555are you japanese paralegal this fine evening or are you goth dancer
>>34598563The Japanese girl has a bf
>>34598565its all the same poster
>>34598566They’re also Swiss
>>34598567no
>>34598550I smelt my table salt but it doesn’t really smell like much but sometimes I hear people say something smells salty and there’s a disconnect because I’m actively thinking about it now
>>34598568Yeah? Unless you’re Swiss
>>34598543>I think I saw korra asking for sauce im a porn threadStrong possibility, depending on the thread.
WomenI know the sex questions are dumb and all but assume a guy is physically not great looking despite being a good match for you at a personality level. Does jim also having a very large penis maybe offset that at all? or are they two separate issues?
>>34598570Nta>smells salty Literally impossible. They could be smelling the iodine, or think whatever they're describing smells like the ocean.
>>34598575How would I know how big his dick is if I don't already want to have sex with him? Unsolicited nudes is probably a bad idea. The size of a guys dick only matters if I've already decided to have sex with him.
>>34598578Well realistically you wouldn't, it's entirely hypothetical. So yeah in practice I guess it doesn't really matter then
>>34598566How can you tell?
>>34598572you seriously saying are swiss larps?>>34598581writing style
>>34598575A big dick doesn't matter if it's attached to a guy she doesn't like
>>34598575Who's Jim?
How hard would it be to get a chubby butch GF as a cutecel manlet?
>>34598588Pooner x trooner is a rare match.
>>34598589a pooner wouldnt shy away from dating a troon, but a troon would never date a poon. maybe trans ppl are a lot more like real men and women than you think
>>34598589Hmmmmmm, that is a real shame I must say. What kind of guys do weird masculine girls that don't shower like?
>>34598545Most sane American.
Dropped an earring down the sink and successfully removed + replaced the pipe I needed to in order to fish it out. I wish all anons luck in overcoming their trials.
>>34598590Maybe the real friends were the genitals we mutilated along the way. >>34598592They want fat nerds.
>>34598317>Poets’ descriptions of women’s ideal beauty in Renaissance literature played a huge role in shaping women’s beauty canons. Renaissance women worked hard to meet an impossible ideal of female beauty, always created by men. In some of his pieces, the poet Petrarch (1304-74) praised Laura, a young woman he loved. He eulogized her high and wide forehead. For the poet, this physical feature was synonymous with her spiritual beauty and purity. In Orlando Furioso, Renaissance poet Ludovico Ariosto (1474-1533) also describes a beauty’s forehead as ‘smooth ivory’. In the late 15th century, women’s physical appearance was thought to reflect their own soul.
>>34598592I'm weird and pretty masculine but freaked the fuck out about hygiene. I hope 2/3 is acceptable.My boyfriend's very sweet, funny, and smart. I started liking him as he introduced me to his passions and I stopped feeling like I had to hide my own oddities around him. Loudly being yourself will help people who like what you've got find you.
>>34598311The feminine form of my current name, I assume.
>>34598596Awwwww man you're right, how heartbreaking. I am going to smoke weed and play piano now
>>34598311Jezebel
>>34598598Yes 2/3 is more than acceptable lol. What does your boyfriend look like if you don't mind me asking?
>>34598582Paranoid anon think every woman is me
Hi im a cat
is this all it takes?
What trashy horror movie should I watch while I write music
>>34598606WOOF
>>34598561Agreed, I like it simple
>>34598582Yeah Swiss is a larper
>>34598602I think he's very handsome! Medium length ginger/brown hair, nice beard (this is a massive plus thing for me), cute glasses. He wears a lot of hats. Physique-wise, he's a bit taller than average and REALLY strong, but a lot of his muscle kind of hides unless he's actively flexing. It does not help that I've been on a baking kick lately.His style is very unique, too. He makes a lot of clothes I would never consider for myself work really, really well. I don't get how he does it, but it is always a sight for sore eyes.
>>34598614Cute, you describe him very lovingly. He sounds like a handsome man
>>34598613what are some of her larps?
>>34598607DIESOFCRINGE
>>34598582Who am I then?
Which of these countries is best to visit? Which has best moids? Or should I just visit all of them?
>>34598647>central europe>poland slovakia czech and hungary
>GPU showing red light all of a sudden>PC not booting up even with different gpu >in a state of panic, drove to my good friend’s cousin’s pc repair shop>told me to leave it at his shop cause he’ll have to test every part one by one>also told me to give him my windows pincode>said I dont remember and that I’ll send him on whatsapp laterI realized that I had tons of sus tabs and folders opened at the time my pc crashed. If he opens my browser he’ll see atoga, /gif/, mywaifulist, rule34xxx and sus google searches and a Youtube search for poorly behaved israeli and indian tourists. On my desktop which I didn’t organize, he’ll see a folder named “pretty girls” and a bunch of gooner games like Stellar Blade and Bloody spell. In my downloads folder which he’ll definitely see if he downloads driver updates for my cpu or gpu, he’ll see gore and other things that can get me in jail.I’m legitimately panicking right now. How do I tell him that I can’t give him my pincode so he can signin? I never thought my pc would die like this. On top of the stress of potentially losing my GPu(4070 ti super), I also have to worry about him (who is a devout christian btw) seeing my shit. He’s my colleague’s cousin.Please help….
>>34598607The guy is attractive, but shilling for Nintendo is gross.
>>34598657>atoga, /gif/, mywaifulist, rule34xxx and sus google searches and a Youtube search for poorly behaved israeli and indian touristsBASED
just sitting iny my room, its not that hot, yet my pits are sweatingthis doesnt bode well for workdays
>>34598607>>34598658Upon further investigation, his name is Phil Hartshorn, and that's his wife, Aliya. Good for him.
Cat woke me up at 5:30 -_-
girl texted me back after a week of no response because she was "busy with work"she doesnt know when we can meet nextshould I text back? if so what? or just ignore her?if she was ugly i wouldve ignored her 100% but shes exactly my type, petite, cute, and we hit it off during out first date
>>34598682I would ignore her.
"All men are pigs" Am I at least a good piggy, mommy?
Moj je tata
>>34598684myp eenus says i shouldnt, how do i deal with that anonchances are slim but shes really cute
>>34598689Your penis doesn’t know any better and thinks that if you just try hard enough, she’ll give a shit about you.Let her go so she can waste some other guy’s time before you get emotionally attached to her.
>>34598682Ditch her, it doesn’t matter how cute she is or how much you think you hit it off on the first date, she’s not into you
I wanna lay a kiss on her tender lips
>>34598695>tender lipsFemanon's lips were painfully strained last night by Chad's (Chads') cock(s).
Grab what slips your mind and your memory won't hold
>>34598707My PayPal password?
Femanon, ever wanted to steal another girl´s boyfriend?
>>34598710No but I've accidentally done so anyway since I was a sperg and didn't realize men habitually lie about their partners being fwbs or roommates
Top 7 things I look for in a woman:>She's nice to me (calls me a good boy)>She's mean to me>Can bake lots of chocolate chip cookies and other yummy treats>Big boobies!>Is somehow more racist than me>Herbalist with jars of random concoctions in her basement (lowkey a witch)>Always down to do some illegal stuff
>>34598710No but I had my bf stolen from me
>>34597934>I can't change things on a large scale but I can at least try and be nice and respectful and helpful to women I meet and make sure they feel like people instead of feeling like they're not valued and they're objects.But foids love being objectified? They wouldn't dress like whores these days if they didn't. Imagine if you sent a man from 1910 to a big Western city in 2026. He would think every female is a prostitute. Actually, even prostitutes had more clothes on back then, but you get the point. He would be shocked that men are trying to date fatties, sluts and single mothers.
>>34598710Yes, sadly.
>Yes, sadly.Whore. You don't regret a thing.
>>34598714How
>>34598715I think he'd be more shocked that men are no longer going to school or providing for their families, and instead spend all day jorking it videos of male prostitutes getting it on with female prostitutes
>>34598724Literally me lol
>>34598720It's funny how in a timeline of more single men than ever, foids still want taken men because their small sheep brain goes "why she like him? I must like him too then! means he good man if many girls like him!". The age old you need a job to get another job thing.
You will have a sexual orgy with Floop's Fooglies. Each of Mr. Minion's extra heads will suck your penis.
>>34598724There aren't any good females to provide for. Le "work hard for 30-40 years until you finally get a slut who's now a single mother to look your way after she ignored you when you were 20" doesn't sound like a good deal. You female creatures only waiting at the finish line for winners means that men won't bother with the unfair race in the first place. /thread
>>34598647The Czech Republic is underrated.But if you are going there looking for a partner, most of those are countries where people never smile. Which makes it Hard Mode to tell if they're into you. Except for Austrians, Austrians are sometimes cheery and smile. You have to wrap your head around how they smile and speak German at the same time.
>>34598724I wish I was a prostate whore. A prostate-toot.
>>34598730>You female creatures only waiting at the finish line for winners means that men won't bother with the unfair race in the first place.Great quote.
>>34598714They have taken everything from me.And now, there is nothing left.
Did any guys here see what happened to the guy on Euphoria and now they're afraid that will happen to them? Oh I forgot straight men don't watch that show.
>>34598735Nate?
>>34598685I got really turned on sexually by that scene in the made for TV version of The Odyssey when I was a teenager..
Have you ever taken a really big shit after being constipated for a few days and then pooped out what looks like an entire whole human face and whole human foot? My toilet is now filled with faces and feet, they are very hard to flush.
I love average women.
>>34598730>You female creatures only waiting at the finish line for winners means that men won't bother with the unfair race in the first place.Good. That's the plan.
>>34598682Text her back to say "Well, if you're ever a bit less busy, let me know" then start looking for someone else.
>>34598682someone is banging her and its not you
>>34598608>What trashy horror movie should I watch while I write musichttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088827/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_7_nm_1_in_0_q_bloodtrax
I hope that at least once in my life I get to bang a petite cutieall my exes were of average height, but i like short women
>>34598710>Femanon, ever wanted to steal another girl´s boyfriend?I got cheated on so no, probably happened to me, therefore no i wouldn't do that to someone else. Also it's wrong and people who that will probably end up getting their comeuppance and what not.
>>34598661Wax them or shave them. Remember to exfoliate before you shave and use oil shave.
>>34598762I did shave them but I used gel
>>34598744I don't. They are more entitled and unfriendly than hot girls because they look attainable to men.
>>34598764Gel shave? Use a fan? Put on the A.C?
>>34598768I did put on the AC but if im sweating when its not even that hot it means ill sweat like a pig when i have to actually walk to work through the summer heatshit sucksi wish i didnt sweat so easily
>>34598773See a doctor about that, it's probably a medical condition
>>34598760Why did you choose a cheater?
>>34598779If all cheaters were easily identifiable as cheaters, cheating would be a lot less common.
>>34598782Not really. You were just attracted to the personality traits of a cheater and chose to ignore them.
Foids, why do so many of you so obsessively believe in Astrology?
>>34598784I'm not them. But thinking cheaters are just a specific type of people you can pick out as long as you pay attention is just a way to help yourself sleep better. It is common enough that all sorts of people (can) do it sometimes. I never got cheated on myself but have lived long enough to see/hear of people cheating, all sorts as I said...
>>34598789its because theyre like kids and they all secretly believe in magiceven highly educated ones
>>34598779I didn't know he would turn out to be one.
>>34598789>Foids, why do so many of you so obsessively believe in Astrology?I don't. I don't understand why others do, or some men do.
>>34598789It is a way to get an illusion of control. If it is true that you can know how compatible you are with another person based on sun sign, for example, it is easy to reap the benefits of that knowledge and avoid incompatible people in a very early stage. Horoscopes for specific times of the year give very concrete pointers for whether to e.g. focus on work, personal growth or close relationships primarily. Some people cannot connect with a religion easily but are very much looking for this kind of guidance. They would rather buy into a narrative that they can then turn to, than agonize for every single individual choice if it is the right one and why or why not. There are many variations on this, astrology is a spiritual one but following online discourse for how to become an independent girlboss or an alpha guy or something is really not THAT different in the sense that you find an authority you have faith in and enjoy having your decisions be shaped by that instead of asking yourself every time.
Happy Caturday
>>34598798you too fren
>>34598789we dont, at least none of my friends doalso have never met any girl who has, so maybe ur just strictly hanging around with the wrong kind of foids (tranny, fat, ugly) or getting too attached to stereotypes
But how often should you cheat on your gf for her to not get confident enough to leave you? If she's too happy in a relationship, that will attract other men.
>>34598803>how do I break my gf until she's visibly unhappy enough that no other guy would look at her twiceRight.
my friend is a Chad and I dont think he's ever been in a relationship with less than 3 women since his teensanyway all the foids cry over him and try to get him to stop cheating and some delude themselves into thinking its okaywomen can be so pathetic
>>34598806Trust me, if a beautiful and charismatic young woman is destructive and promiscuous, there are also men lining up desiring to "change her". This is like half the business model of most sex workers.
>>34598798He has a prophesy. A prophesy about your future.
>>34598810See, that's why women liked me during my edgy phase. I didn't want to change them, I wanted to be an accomplice on their sex adventures and I wanted us to make each other worse.
>>34598817Yeah I can picture that, sounds fun.
Can I get a femdom gf
>dating app>one word replies from grill >sure ok yes why not >dry af literally and figuratively >still agrees to go on date despite no rapport being built Where's the logic here? Not the first time this has happened.
>>34598824Could be she can't be arsed because she dislikes chatting period. Or she is the type that only wants to put in effort online once she already knows there's a click face to face. I'd say at this point just go on the date or else it was all a waste of time, maybe you get pleasantly surprised.
>>34598685No
>>34598824Now is your chance to really impress her. Regardless, she gets a free meal and free drinks.
>>34598824She's gonna excuse reject you before the date. Why would you even give her attention? Stop accepting disrespect.
>>34598826
>>34598710No. I look at women having boyfriends like they're ugly. Because the guys stare at me.
>>34598827Lmao I don't do that anymore I pay for a game of pool, that's it. No more meal farming for the hoes. Those days are long gone.
>>34598735I don't even watch that show
>>34598831I wouldn't stare at you but you're a granny I bet
>>34598832It's like you don't even want to impress them and get second dates.
>>34598803>why don't I destroy my relationship intentionally so that I become unloveable and die alone because I stressed her out so badly she got an autoimmune disease and died early
>>34598821No>>34598829These are disgustingFuck you
>>34598837No I don't try to impress women. Because that's a losing battle.
>>34598839Do you have an opium addiction no?
>>34598824Ive had this experience too
>>34598842Wtf no
>>34598575Good sex makes someone a lot more attractive and it can change everything. Good sex =/= a big dick, though. As far as I know only a minority of women are size queens to the point where a big dick is in itself a huge bonus, even apart from his general sexual skills or attractiveness.
>>34598814What is my prophecy?
>>34598846Why are you so autistic and disagreeable? Mommy issues? Or are you the same type of bitch who rages on and closes chat whenever I say america must be destroyed
>>34598850>and closes chat whenever I say america must be destroyedThat's more autistic than me.
>>34598849I see that... your stomach will always be disgusting.
>>34598853NOOOOOOOO
>>34598852Well,america delenda est. Did you know that poppies used to spring up in world war 1 fields and trenches right where soldiers used to die. In a way I think it's nature's way of showing us too much violence is never the solution and just barbaric when we could all get along or agree to disagree for as long as we share the same light and air and clouds....but america must be destroyed :))
>>34598855The only way to destroy america is to kill the people making america bad. And they're quietly kidnapping and murdering good people so that this mental illness perpetuates us into a tailspin.Violence is a language.
WomenState nationality/ethnicity Your thoughts on facial hair on men?
>>34598824Beats me, I don't even get matches
>>34598858F, white, I don't care, men should do what they want and personally makes them feel most confident. I generally really enjoy facial hair but some men just look better without it. The only thing I generally dislike is ironic/statement facial hair and even there I think if it gives the guy a good feeling about himself that's more important than whether it technically looks goofy or not.Also full beards are a lot more comfortable for making out/being eaten out than stubble, which is the only facial hair that can be a real issue with physical comfort. So both clean-shaven or unshaved are fine in terms of that.
>>34598735What happened to him?Explain
>>34598859Really? You must be shadowbanned. I'm an ugly guy and still get matches.
I want to drown in a pool of asian cuties
Girls, are you a madonna or a whore
>>34598875Neither, I'm way too whorish to qualify for Madonna title but if I'm in the competition for whorishness then I'd be put to shame immediately.
I don't like feetsometimes I wish there was a royal decree to remove all peoples feet
>>34598875The average women has lots of sex, but only with boyfriends or close guy friends, so it's not really whorish
>>34598875all women are whores anon
>>34598865I'm probably uglier. I do occasionally get 1 match, but they rarely respond, or ghost after a few replies
>>34598879You're not alone, my sister used to be friends with a girl who hated feet so much she requested people to never take their shoes off around her even if they were wearing socks.
>>34598889they look like deformed hands desu
I found myself seriously considering monastic life earlier this week.>>34598871>>34598880I don’t think this would be the right reason to do it, though, so I’ll just keep trying.
Men with sisters.What do you think when you see them walking around dressed super slutty? Do you ever stare at them, not in an aroused way, but in like a morbidly curious "wtf that's sickening" way?
>>34598893i dont want to see that shit
>>34598893MMy sister doesn’t do that, so I’ve never had to cross that bridge. If she did, I’d probably ask her why she was doing that and tell her she shouldn’t.
>>34598890My feelings aren't that strong but honestly even before you mentioned this I had a memory of being on LSD and staring at my own bare foot and thinking exactly that, that it looked like a stubby half-formed hand. Ended up having to cover it. Still it's all relative and technically you could also say hands are like degenerated feet, it is just that we are used to seeing hands all the time and feet rarely in comparison.
Do men like being called handsome?
I found that a really effective way to annoy my ex was to call hands “upper feet” and feet “lower hands” around her
>>34598893My sister doesn’t dress slutty at all because our father has always been a part of our lives
>>34598902Yes, very much so.
>>34598875Madonna
Are you mad at me?
>>34598907Plap
>>34598910Depends. Who are you?
>>34598910yes. very.
got a group project with 2 girlsthe hot bitchy one is surpsringly cooperative and fugly one just ignores uswomen use your female hivemind powers to make her do her job. tired of this shit
I made a friend!!
girls would you prefer to apt someone's head or have your head patted?
>>34598924was it me? :)
>>34598922>fugly one just ignores usShe's probably doing the "I pretend to have a life by not responding" thing.
>>34598922This only works if the project runs a little longer but: >don't wait for her to take initiative, decide together what she will do and tell her that in clear emails that also include what you did, including giving her a timeline for when she needs to have it done so you can continue with what she wrote>document everything, so if she does not reply you send a follow up message with "just bringing this up again because I didn't get a reply yet, how far are you with XYZ?">once you feel you have enough written proof and she has not improved, start changing tune to "other girl and I don't feel like you are pulling your weight in this group project" and give her a final chance to come with a suggestion on how to make it up to you and do extra stuff at the last chance>if not, send the teacher everything you documented to show she did not participate and get her excluded from the assignment marks probably If you do not want to actually snitch on her, I still don't think it gets better than telling her very directly what to do and by what time, accept you are now in charge and she's being a dead weight and try to get something out of her anyway.
Can I get some advice? My boyfriend has no sex drive with me right now, but jerks off to porn everyday. I caught him yesterday and it hurt my feelings a lot. Idk what to do other than what I’m already doing which is losing weight (we are both 60lb overweight). I’m actually pretty pissed off
>>34598925both :3 playing with his hair wrappijg my hands around his headmfmmff
>>34598932I would say that porn isn't personal, but he's not fucking you at all? Doesn't sound like he's actually attracted to you if he prefers porn over your warm body and free pussy.
>>34598932Err you can't fix it for him. He is probably turning to porn because it is an easier outlet for his sexuality where he does not have to confront body issues or put in effort the way he does with sex. Porn for men is just a way to get an easy orgasm while sex is a whole thing with expectations, performance pressure, taking out time and energy. It's not just a "him moment" the way jerking off is.All this is not to excuse him because it's a spiral, the more he resorts to jerking off instead the more real sex will start feeling like a hassle. But just pointing out that it is hard to break this cycle for him if he is just having little self control and taking the easy way out. I would talk to him about missing intimacy and suspecting that his private sex life is an outlet that hinders him to feel like being intimate with you. But if he gets defense or goes full denial, well, that's it pretty much. You can't team up to change a problem he will not acknowledge.
>>34598930yeah thanks but its a short project. its very simple actually i dont know why she doesnt just do the thing, it took me like 15 minutes to finish my part
>>34598939I don't know what goes on in her life either but it is very possible that she is generally just a very poor student or struggles getting anything done, it just usually only affects herself and now you as well. If you are able to somewhat talk constructively with her you could try the concerned-for-her angle and ask what she's stuck with and if you can help her. This also puts pressure on her to just accept the help and not say she didn't get stuck but just never started.
>>34598936we have sex once a month and I have to beg. I have to initiate blowjobs as well, he never asks for anything. We had plans to go to a vacation spot next week but I told him if we’re not having sex i don’t want to go. He flipped about it because he’s been excited for this trip for a long time, but i’m very tired of being rejected
Am I broken if I don’t have it in me to consider multiple women at the same time as romantic prospects? I’ve only ever been able to focus on one at a time. I guess I have exactly one egg free to put in baskets.
>>34598942>>34598942Different anon but while I understand (very much) wanting to ensure you will at least have sex on vacation/that you won't go on a sexless vacation, I can also understand that if he already has little interest in sex or hang ups there, basically getting an ultimatum to perform does not make him hornier. It quite literally makes sex into a chore you either have to do or else deal with your disappointed/angry partner. I don't think these times of negotiations will get you anywhere.
>>34598944Not at all, this is only an issue if you also struggle with getting attached to women long before they have shown any real relationship potential. In itself finding it easy to hyperfocus on one person is a skill that is incredibly useful for building a real relationship and being satisfied with a single partner long term. You need tunnel vision for that.
Whyte people ruined my life
>Indecent exposure is arguably the most under-researched of all sexual offences and is seen asa trivial offence within British society. This is despite academic evidence and the recentmurder in London of Sarah Everard, which both demonstrate that the offence can be a pre-cursor to more serious offending. This viewpoint reviews relevant literature on indecentexposure and introduces small-scale research undertaken by the author. It critically exploresthe prevalence of indecent exposure and the impact this offence has on the victim. The risk ofre-offending and escalation for relevant men is also considered, alongside motivations forthis type of offending. Ultimately, it is suggested that indecent exposure being viewed as a‘nuisance’ by society and the criminal justice system is problematic. Increased prosecutions,monitoring and treatment of relevant men could further support the reduction of violenceagainst women and girls.>It is almost impossible to hear the words ‘indecent exposure’ and not visualise a ‘flasher’ in a long overcoat. He might be hiding in the bushes behind a park or school, or on dating apps sending unwanted ‘dick pics’. Either way, he is pathetic. There continues to be a prevalentviewpoint within popular culture that he is likely a 'nuisance'1. Women, including myself, were taught as children to laugh if they ever see him. Arguably, indecent exposure has become inseparable from its comical stereotype.
>>34598947Then I guess it’s an issue sometimes. I thought I had an accurate picture of this last woman but ended up getting myself hurt when I learned she’d met someone else. I feel like a dope.
Making friends is hard even in a party town university. Like a "Alone in a crowded room" type of deal.
>>34598950>I feel like a dope.DOPE BOYS IN THE BUILDINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm3Hz9bLwhY
>>34598950That sounds pretty normal though, you will just get burned sometimes in dating. I mean some men will see a woman they find beautiful and then if she treats him even remotely pleasantly, he is convinced she's an angel and his soulmate and cares for no others. That is not good. It is a superficial obsession based on projection and fantasy. Just because a person smiles and talks pleasantly does not mean they are actually loving/kind, respectful, loyal and all that. Falling for someone hard for the right reasons and still having them fall for someone else, will just happen at times, unfortunately.
>>34598944Isn't most of the "good" advice for men that you should stop seeing women as romantic prospects?
>>34598945you’re right that ultimatums don’t help, i just feel so exasperated that idk what else to do. not having sex is making me check out of this relationship and he doesn’t seem concerned about it unless i freak out
>>34598953It's hard if you're in your mid-20s or older. I lived in a town like that for a very long time and most of my friends were people I went to high school with.
>>34598959Honest question, are you attractive?I'm not putting you down, I don't know you or what you look like, but if you have gained weight or in some way made yourself less physically appealing he could just have trouble because of that.
>>34598960I'm mid 25. I don't really have an interest in partying or frat stuff. It also feels like finding a romantic partner seems even more unrealistic when making basic connections already feels like swimming against the current.
Femanons, would you get turned off if you knew the guy you liked took weed gummies, shoved a vibrating prostate massager up his ass and then spent 3 hours straight cumming and moaning leaking precum everywhere and seizuribg with pleasure?
>>34598959>idk what else to do.I don't think it gets better than calmly confronting him with how much of an issue it is for you and how real the option he will lose you over this. Only he can know what he can or cannot change. If there is something hindering his sex drive or that his natural sex drive just isn't that high (which is more common than you might think). If he is interested in cutting down on porn or trying other things to rekindle the sexual spark between the two of you.It is unfortunately normal for people with a low sex drive to not experience their own lack of interest as an issue - after all, it isn't for them, you are not bothered by NOT feeling like having something. He is probably in denial about how bad it feels for you because facing that makes him feel unmasculine and like a bad partner who cannot satisfy you. So he just shuts those thoughts down and thinks of something else. Very very frustrating but insanely common whether the man or the woman is the low libido partner. At the end of the day, if he is adamant (ashamed whatever) enough that he is simply not interested in trying to increase the amount of sex you have, you cannot make him decide otherwise and will have to leave him. It is no more hopeful than an alcoholic partner not wanting to quit alcohol for you. You cannot make somebody interested in doing painful work on themselves.
>>34598957I really didn’t think I was projecting anything onto her, but that realization hit me like a truck and left me wondering if I had. It at least left me feeling like I didn’t actually know her half as well as I thought I did.It’s affected me enough that I just don’t think I’m going to worry about dating at all for the rest of the year. I think if I tried again any sooner that I’d just be bringing baggage with me from this experience to my next attempt at a relationship.
>>34598963I might be a freak but that would just be hot to me.
>>34598958This is honestly the first I’m hearing of it. I don’t see why I would ever want to feel that way. I guess I’m a hopeless romantic.
>>34598961Not her but in a long term relationship this will just happen, your partner won't always look their best and you can't just check out the second they don't anymore if you do want to keep them in your life.
>>34598963If you are attractive they GENUINLLY do not give a shit what you do
>>34598971Troon replies are so obvious kek. You're just talking about yourself.
>>34598970>but in a long term relationship this will just happenPeople age but the extremity of change is something that can be mitigated, and I do think you have a responsibility to remain at least in average shape for your partner, and that goes both ways. Ideally the best way to keep a relationship alive is through a healthy sex life and remaining desirable to each other. That shouldn't be all a serious relationship is built on but it is what acts as cushioning during rough times. Outside of circumstances that would make it not realistic, sex should be a regular thing between couples IMO. It should be expected and it shouldn't be used as leverage or a bartering tool.
>>34598974>Your point isn't valid because YOU'RE UGLY!Thank you for proving my point?
>>34598961I’m overweight and so is he but we both aren’t unattractive in any other aspects. I’m working on losing weight and have been encouraging him to do the same but he seems very disinterested in losing it (he makes a loooooooot of sweets, he told me one time that it’s his love language)
>>34598971This.Remember that foids send love letters to attractive pedos, rapists and serial killers.
Whyte people why are you so hateful
>>34598975I don't really agree you can always avoid it or see it coming. A lot of people's metabolism slows down pretty dramatically in their mid or late twenties, which makes the habits and lifestyle that previously kept them slim suddenly no longer enough. Stuff like getting an injury while you used to work out all the time, or going from a very active to a sefentary job, starting other birth control/medication, getting pregnant... All examples of pretty normal life events that regularly cause people to gain weight.I don't disagree that there is a responsibility to try to remain on top of your health and appearance, but exactly for the reasons you said (sex/intimacy being the lube and glue in a relationship) I still think the obligation to try being attracted to your partner just for being themselves ranks higher. Even if OP loses the weight ASAP now, she will never be able to unsee (if you are right and this is his reason) that if she ever gains weight, she'll immediately have lost all her partner's sexual interest. Why would she want to have a baby with a guy like that and find out what he thinks of her mom bod post pregnancy?
>>34598963Yes, I don't want a gay druggie bf
Is it okay to live in your city's AfricaTown neighborhood if you ain't black?
>>34598978No need to be so defensive, nobody called you ugly other than yourself (which says a lot).
>>34598983>It's another incel notices mentally ill women fall in love with shitty men and decides to hate all women because of that episode
>>34598990I’ll let you know how it goes for me in a few months. I doubt it’s going to cause me any problems beyond getting a few dirty looks in public every now and then.
>>34598969Yeah it's that "just treat women like people", "just treat women like you would a guy", "stop trying too hard to look and love will happen", "don't try to force it" type stuff. But if you do that, how are you going to bother to ask anyone out at all? It sounds like a barely coded way of telling you to fuck off and stay out of the dating pool.
>>34598986Manecdotal example: all of my cousins were college athletes and as soon as they retired, graduated, and started their office jobs they ballooned to 300 lbs because they didn't change from their 3k calorie diet after stopping sports.
Is it true that attractive people naturally smell nicer?
>>34598995I can agree with “just treat them like people” and “don’t force it”, but the rest of that is BS.I think it would be a lot more prudent to say that we shouldn’t be too quick to consider women we meet to be potential girlfriends or wives.
>>34598987You will have one.
>>34598997No, but people who put effort into looking attractive are probably likely to put effort into smelling nice as well
>>34598995>But if you do that, how are you going to bother to ask anyone out at all?No, you're supposed to meet people for reasons other than just the chance to date them. That's not a bad thing in itself though. You try to know the person before you ask them out. You invite her to group activities and try to pick up on signals that she might like you, and then you ask her out. Or maybe you just do a bunch of stuff together in a group and then ask her out. The point is you don't just ask her out at the gate unless she shows strong levels of interest in you (i.e. love at first sight)
>>34598995>It's another incel being too autistic to understand the concept of naturally building relationships and not using cold approaches and shitty dating apps to find love episode
>>34599000Looking good is genetic, you tard.
>>34598999I doubt it, druggies need social circles, courage and confidence to get their drugs and I only date timid friendless men
I have a lot of love to give, and nobody wants it. >:(
>>34599007I live in Washington. I literally just go to the store and buy edibles like once a month like a normal person. I've never once in my life associated with drug dealers or friends that deal with drug dealers, it's completely outside my scope of friends.
I've already burned 4 hours today fuck
>>34598997People who smell nice are naturally more attractive.
>>34598902To be honest, I don't really know what it means.
>>34599007It isn’t quite like that in the states anymore, as the previous reply shows. You can buy opioids at the gas station and weed at the head shop now.
>>34599002You literally contradicted yourself in one paragraph.
>>34596937Femoids, do you prefer doggy style, cowgirl, or missionary?
>>34598991>nobody called you ugly other than yourself>You're just talking about yourself.Ok? I'm not even ugly, you presumed I was because I can see the obvious, which is that being attractive makes people treat you a lot better.
>>34598744Ridiculous fashion sense.
>>34599003How about I naturally build a relationship with your mum and dad and you walk in on me tugging your dad's cock and eating your mum's pussy and then decide to shoot me dead in the head from your ensuing mental breakdown. Dickhead.
Women, would you suck off your bf under his desk while he's working?
>>34599019Gas station opioids are scary. I would not recommend. They're like actually addicting and idk how they made it past regulations.
>>34599018Being an attractive male specimen.
>>34599011Wait, this one gives the full contexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvkP0zu9-nE
>>34599027Euros and South Americans sure do love Diesel jeans
Sex really is meaningless without love...
>>34599032Me neither. I can’t believe what I’m seeing behind the acrylic case every time I go to my nearest gas station.I can’t believe how many people have gotten hooked on kratom.
>>34599040ntaEh, out of all the gas station opioids, kratom's the least problematic.
>>34599040Kratom is lightweight, it's Tianeptine you've got to worry about.
>>34599033Oh. The only person who ever calls me handsome is my aunt. Not sure how I'm meant to feel about that.
>>34599042I had a habit for a while, but it didn't cause health problems. I just spent a lot of money on it until I moved to a place where it couldn't be legally shipped to, and then I stopped.
>>34599004It's at least 70% gym, youth, diet, skin care, fashion and posture
>>34599045Man, just take a fucking compliment and stop looking for sexual undertones in situations where there aren’t any. The internet was a mistake
>>34599029i've never done anything like that but it would be fun to try honestly. i joked about doing that to my bf once, but he seemingly got awkward about it/didn't respond at all, so i didn't bring it up again.
>>34599035They're quite popular in America too. You remember the 2025 Superman movie where Lois Lane wears those?
Still thinking about that 28yo working girl I banged in Pattaya. She really knew how to put you in the mood without overdoing it. The pussy was hella tight for a hooker too.
>>34599015just go do something right now
>>34599050You do realise that kind of interpretation or overthinking would exist before the internet, right? If ur dad has a private diary from before he met ur mum, try reading it some time. It will give a lot of insight.
>>34599050Even so, nobody else compliments me.
>>34599042I realize, but the way people talk about it as if it isn’t an opioid reminds me of stoners in way too deep who think of combusting cannabis as taking an herbal medicine.
>>34599037Women love doing a lot of meaningless stuff
>>34599059Okay, I'll try.You.... uh, don't look like a regular rapist.
>>34598986None of those stop you from staying at a not-overweight size though. It is going to be harder if you get injured, age, or do something like get pregnant, but it isn't impossible. I think people have a responsibility to not let themselves go when they enter a serious relationship (and a responsibility to themselves to not be unhealthy) >Even if OP loses the weight ASAP now, she will never be able to unsee (if you are right and this is his reason) that if she ever gains weight, she'll immediately have lost all her partner's sexual interest.I imagine that is how the majority of humans on this earth are. We can live in fantasies of true and blind love, and I'm not trying to sound like a Rick and Morty fan saying it this way, but every relationship is transactional on some level if you reduce it enough. We are wired to seek out people who are "attractive" because those features are signals for health and longevity. >Why would she want to have a baby with a guy like that and find out what he thinks of her mom bod post pregnancy?That is her decision to make, but so far he hasn't made an issue of it and based on >>34598980 he seems content at least? Just not looking to fool around a lot, which certainly isn't ideal but is probably better than what a lot of men would do if they fell out of love with their partner's appearance (which is a presumption for this hypothetical), which would be cheating. >>34598980Has he tried making them with artificial sweeteners? There are some decent options on the market now. I'm not a relationship therapist or trying to put anyone down, feel free to push back on anything.
>>34599062Most consumption I've seen is at specialized kava-kratom bars. Two of the ones around here are within walking distance of the police station and the cops leave them alone because the people there are too lazy and unmotivated to be violent or criminal. But the conspiracy part of my brain does wonder if there's some Opium Wars shit going on, that the Chinese or Russians are funding the Kratom industry to keep Americans from joining the military to fight against their proxies.
I know women don't like the super muscular look, but sometimes I have the urge to take as many steroids as possible and leave my humanity behind.
>>34599056I am
>>34599004Above 10% is genetic, but 99% of people can reach the top 10%, which is enough to not hold you back in the dating market.
I wish I had a gf who dated me for my cock :(But I don't have a gf or a cock that's worthwhile
>>34599069I’m not convinced that it’s a foreign plot. I think it’s just another kind of bread available at the circus.
>>34599064Th-thanks?
>>34599071You'll shrink your balls and fuck up your kidneys if you do that.
>>34599071They have no idea what they like. Foids still think that The Rock is natty.
I need a new cellphone should I steal?
>>34599034Is the moral of this story that Michael is his own special one, or is this just straight black comedy?
how do i stop being retarded and stop being afraid of the bear?i used to love "hiking" (what for me is simply walking around for hours and exploring forests), but when i was younger i always lived in areas where if you walk into the forest, any direction you go, under 1-2 hours you will hit civilization and another town or some suburb. so coming across wolves of a bear never crossed my mind and i happily explored. but now i live on the edge of a town where the forest starts practically from my backyard, and it's over 100km of just endless forest from there. i feel way more anxious about going deep in there at all now because of the knowledge i could get lost if i go deep enough, and also the thought of brown bears scares me because there are many of these in my country.
thoughts on mullets?
>>34599091Pretty sure it pokes fun at the notion that everyone finds someone. Some will just die alone.
>>34599093Terrible haircut. The manbun/broccoli hair of the 80s.
>>34599095They underwent a revival in the first half of this decade, though. Sometimes with a windbreaker to complete the retro look.
I want to be a manbun having, scarf wearing, satchel having, coffee shop sitting badboy but without the being gay part
>>34599099Cross-body bags are a little too millennial, very Unc-coded.
Thoughts on white people?
>>34599105But does it being unc coded make it bad?Being financially responsible and emotionally mature is unc coded
>>34599093Almost as bad as the hitlerjugend and its worst form, the broccoli cut
>>34599107they're coolmy dad's white too
>>34599071>I know women don't like the super muscular lookI do, but I was also raised by a machismo dad who loved pro wrestling and 80's action movies. Arnold was like Jesus in our household.>>34599083>Foids still think that The Rock is natty.I still remember when he had to wear those stupid shirts to cover up his gyno surgery, and he was a lot smaller then.>>34599022>Femoids, do you prefer doggy style, cowgirl, or missionary?Probably cowgirl. I have to be moving during sex for it to be enjoyable, which is why I don't usually like missionary.>>34598963>would you get turned offNo, but I would be wondering how he stayed awake because edibles always put me to sleep.>>34599093>thoughts on mullets?They're a guilty pleasure of mine. My ex had one, and I liked Morgan Wallen when he had one.>>34599107>Thoughts on white people?I generally like them, but there are two types of white people I absolutely loathe.
>>34599119>Morgan Wallenlooks good on him
>>34599022Cowgirl for piv, doggy for anal.
Women, how do you feel about rape in movies? Does it make you turn them off? Cross your legs? Or just general disdain?
Femanon, can you please breastfeed me?
>>34599127I avoid movies and tv series with sexual violence, but I do think it can possibly be done in an inoffensive way that meaningfully services the story.
>>34599126>Cowgirl for piv, doggy for anal.and here I thought women didn't like anal
>>34599127FI tend to watch a lot of darker stuff, so rape isn't uncommon for me to encounter. It's ultimately something that can be portrayed well or portrayed poorly.
>>34599136I don't think it's a common thing to like.
I’ve worked so hard, why can’t I just enjoy what I got now?
>>34599140Me after I've been to the store to buy beer with mama's credit card
>>34599094I’m sure I won’t, but I’m getting a little impatient. I know my worth and just wish a woman could see it too already.
>>34599127I think it's usually gratuitous and is barely disguised porn for misogynistic directors and writers. There are some instances that really convey the gravity of sexual assault and they don't even have to show it. I remember seeing the Nightmare on Elm Street remake in theaters and without realizing it, I started digging until I had blood running down my arms.
>he likes the same vidya>likes playing drums (always been the most attractive instrument for guys imo)>amazing laugh>he's gay
>>34599147>>he's gayNot a problem. Elton John has children.
>>34599149so he wasnt gay, he was biif hes truly gay he cant get it up with a woman
Poo articles in my face yo
>>34599152You should watch “Rocketman” 2019
>>34599151You'd be surprised. Some people will literally eat shit to survive.
>>34599107I like most of them and am one of them. I don't have any respect for white supremacists but thankfully don't meet very many of them.I kinda resent how Asians get to be called Asians but white and black people don't get to be called Europeans or Africans, if I'm being perfectly honest.
>>34599137>It's ultimately something that can be portrayed well or portrayed poorly.What is the portrayal of rape?>>34599144> I started digging until I had blood running down my arms.Sorry you had to experience that.
>>34599093Pretty hard to pull off. They look good on some men but not on the trendchasers who have semi-ironic mullets.
seriously how can you be ""Gay"" and have sex with women? that means youre just biI knew a morrocan man who claimed he was gay even though he had 2 kids. he was killed later, they never found the killer but everyone assumed it was a honor killing because being a gay muslim is such a no go
>>34599160>What is the portrayal of rape?Varies wildly depending on the fiction. Exploitation movies will generally use rape as a cheap way to get tits into a movie, for drama and horror it's a common way to get under the skin of an audience and make them uncomfortable. And then you have rape and revenge movies where the woman gets brutal revenge on her rapist. I like those movies and think they're pretty based.>>34599165Eh, it was pretty common for closeted gays and lesbians to fake being straight back in the day. Presumably if the guys were able to have sex, they were thinking of other men during the process.
Oh, mother,I can feelthe soilfalling over my head
>>34599165A girl I dated in high school and had loads of sex with has since gone on to identify as a lesbian. She dated an mtf for a while and eventually married a butch woman.It takes some people a while to figure out what they actually want. She seems fully gay these days but sure wasn't when I was dating her as teenager.
>>34599171Do men lyricspost? I always viewed is an annoying womanchild habit but then again I'm misandrist and have no male friends so I don't know if they do it too.
>>34599180I've done it in /gioyc/ a few times, but I greentext the lyrics and provide a link to the song they're from.
>>34599180sometimes but it is kinda cringe
>>34599165During covid, one of my friends came out as a lesbian to me and it took every bit of strength to not burst out laughing given how many times she'd talk about how much she loved hookup sex with her big black marine friend who stayed at the US embassy in her country, among other stories she had shared while drinking. She was a "proud slut" type and now she's telling me she never liked men or sex with men and it's just so many layers of cognitive dissonance. I stayed polite to her face though, especially when another guy in our friend group, a 5'1" israelophile Jew, reacted by saying "Oh, you're gay? You should try femdomming me"
>>34599189>another guy in our friend group, a 5'1" israelophile Jew, reacted by saying "Oh, you're gay? You should try femdomming me"How are you able to be friends with people like this lmfaoI'd feel like I was at the zoo any times I was around those kinds of people, not with my friends
>>34599189its often those slut types who go through a lesbian phase isnt it
>>34599189Why do men write shit like this
I want to ask out this girl, but idk how.Do I just cold texting her and say "hey what's up?......btw do you wanna go out?"Or do I need to wait for "the right moment"?Btw we already know each other irl if that matters
MAre genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LaZmyqCKUs
New self hack: flirt with men online and almost arrange to hook up but back out, the guilt will make you more affectionate and a better girlfriend
>>34599190I always thought he was fucking weird. I used not being white to point out that being against white nationalism while being ok with a jewish ethnic state was hypocrisy and he pilpulled the shit out of me.I'm just glad everyone else hates him now, even if it took this retarded thing to happen to do it.>>34599191idk I feel like she just tried dating a woman and it was 'new and unique' after getting pumped and dumped and never having a longterm bf. She's been with the same black chick for like 5 years now.>>34599192Because it's true? I don't hate her. I just think she's bi but I'm not gonna go out of my way to say she's lying about being a lesbian because that's not really my business.
>>34599147>he likes the same vidyaWhat kind
>>34599165I think there's two scenarios here, on the one hand it is true that culturally bi men are very often pigeonholed as gay and that's just nonsense.But on the other hand it is very possible and not even rare for gay people to have a phase of thinking they are straight and having sexual experiences before figuring themselves out. A lot of people find sex initially underwhelming, period, so it's not that surprising that people might not notice in their case it's not because of their inexperience or because they're not compatible with that specific partner but because they are not attracted to the opposite sex, period. This applies all the more in cultures where homosexuality is so stigmatized that it doesn't cross people's mind that THEY might be that scary homosexual person themselves, when gays have always been "those (other) people".
>>34599207but how can they get hard with women thenim straight and men dont arouse me in the slightest
>>34599194You can do either but I think if you want to come out with it spontaneously, just go for it and tell her you think she's awesome and would love to take her on a date. It's not going to seem casual at that point anyway so you might as well sell your enthusiasm instead of asking in a half-hearted way.
>>34599165When I was in late high school through college, I went through a bi, then cross dressing and tranny phase. Then I got bored or something and now I'm super straight again.Honestly if I didn't come from a conservative family I'd probably have trooned. Thank god for them
>>34599205souls games, that's all i know.
>>34599167How do you feel about female nudity in general?
>>34599219There's a bunch of dudes that like those, I thought you were looking for someone into niche stuff like Visual Novels
>>34599214I'm scared to go in too enthusiastic. If it backfires I can just play it off cool and like I don't care.
>>34599212It's possible they struggle with that but ascribe it to nerves/performance anxiety. That is not a rare situation for men starting out having sex. It also depends on the person how much they enjoy the bare sensuality of sex. Some people simply really enjoy being touched/licked/kissed physically apart from any psychological turn on. If that is the case then it is possible to get pretty excited just from interacting with another body. And if you have never experienced being 11/10 excited about being with someone, you can not realize what you are missing out on. I think this happens even more often to women, where even if they complain to friends that sex does not feel good or they don't find men attractive, chances are it'll be shrugged off with stuff like>most men just suck at sex>sex is more for the guy anyway>I think everyone finds women more beautifulbecause it is not rare for inexperienced straight women to not enjoy sex that much. Which would make the person complaining/asking feel like apparently the way they feel is normal enough and not a sign they might be gay.
I was in disbelief that I would ever lose interest in video games as an adult, and then I turned 30. They used to be "my thing" but now I can't really force myself to be interested in most video games that come out.
>>34599220I don't have a problem with it, nor do I have a problem with male nudity.
>>34599227I get that and coming on too strong is definitely possible, but I doubt she is both interested in going out with you and also put off by you seeming impressed by her at all. Just telling her she seems cool or you always enjoy her company, or even that you are curious about her, is a far cry from declaring your deep feelings for her or something.
>>34599230Skill issue. I'm 37 and I still think video games are cool.The trick is to simply not have time for video games, because you're too busy with other stuff. As long as you don't have time for video games, video games will always remain cool. The grass is always greener on the other side.
>>34599212>>34599229Just realized a good counter example for men: I think if a man complained to his friends that he hated the sight of pussy, his friends are likely to shrug it off as that everybody likes ass/boobs more than pussy, or that it's not for looking at, that they all look kind of wonky if you really pay attention etc. Because it is not rare for heterosexual men to get nothing out of the visuals of a vulva (or only if it's an especially strikingly pretty one just to their individual taste) but still love playing with one. So a friend bringing up the look is off putting might not make them think he is actually repulsed. And in turn being reassured that straight men also don't gaze at vaginas all the time would reassure the guy that it might not mean anything that he doesn't love pussy. In this way you can have miscommunications pretty easily.
>>34599230I'm 26 and approaching this. I still get the occasional new game that I'm particularly interested in or play retro classics, but I don't think I'd call it a main interests anymore.Honestly if it wasn't for the Switch that allows me to play games in bed, I don't think I'd bother with gaming at all.
>>34599240I keep myself busy but just don't have the same pull towards video games that I did when I was younger, especially not RPGs.I just don't feel that I'm the target audience for most video games anymore, and that's come as quite the surprise to me.
>>34599244I can go an entire month now without playing a game, and that would have been unthinkable to me when I was younger. I bought a PS5 to play Death Stranding 2 but mostly use it as a home theater PC.
>>34596937something I have been wondering is....women here give very blunt answer that don't really invite further conversation, so do they not want further replies?
>>34599230this happened to me to around age 27now i still game, mostly indies, but much less. things like slay the spire, gunfire reborn. theyre good and you "complete" them. no more competitive games for me
>>34599230It's awfully depressing to think about...
>>34599260The only competitive games I got into were fighting games, but grinding ranked in those games doesn't really capture what I actually enjoy most about them: hanging out with someone.When I do play a game now, it's usually something arcade-adjacent or just a straight action game. Seems like any game that mostly revovles around a narrative or "live service" aspect just doesn't interest me anymore.
>>34599230just play roguelike deckbuilders, can't go wrong with them
>>34599189There are weirdly a lot of lesbo women who also fuck black dudes. I think it's due to major daddy issues.
>>34599270Honestly? It isn't for me, really. It just came as a surprise to me. I have other hobbies and pastimes.
Who's your favorite Indian person?
>>34599273thisthe bazaar is the only game ive been addicted to in the past 5 years
>>34599277this OF hoe she is so fucking hot
>>34599273I still haven't tried any of those. I think it's a little funny how common those are in the indie scene. I get the appeal since I love board and card games, though.
>>34599277Apu
>>34599275Well, they do have bigger dicks.
>>34599222i am into niche stuff too, but as you know i mentioned he likes other specific things other than just vidya. it's the whole combo not just liking specifically ds1 a lot.
I'm enjoying Mina the hollower right now
>>34599277I don't know any personally. I'll say Himanshu Suri since I was a big fan of Das Racist
>>34599277JUSTICE FOR AZIZ ANSARIHE DID NOTHING WRONG
>>34599281start with balatro or slay the spire
>>34599230>>34599244at first I kept buying games and not playing them because I'd get home and just want to play some game I've played since I was 12. Hell, my friends STILL do Warcraft 3 nights and people are still making new custom maps for it. I've accepted that I've turned into a social gamer at this point, but I need to stop the bleeding of money induced by steam sales.
>>34599283I mean, yeah. Most women aren't very sexual, but it's very telling that the ones who are actually hypersexual all prefer to fuck Africans. God had to balance the races somehow.
>>34599275black moidHalf of my exes are dating women, but that might just be more about the type of women that I'm attracted to. I'm amicable with all of my lesbian/bi exes and could probably text any of them and get a reply, so no, I didn't make them gay.
>>34599288nice dubs anon. i heard about it but apparently the jumping/digging/weird dodge thing is something a lot of people hate, i heard there's no dedicated dodge button?
>>34599308It definitely takes some getting used to, but when you get good it's really satisfying
>>34599306white moidMost of my exes are dating or married to women now, too. I found it a little emasculating for a while ngl.
>>34599294>at first I kept buying games and not playing themI cannot fathom how people do this. I only buy games I'm interested in playing right now.
Dead thread. I'm outta here for good.
speaking of vidya>turn on "wholesome games direct" for not-E3>besides the random trans/lgbt pandering and the random asian game studio, everyone else is an ASMR youtuber totally not advertising their onlyfansThis isn't very wholesome...
>>34599319It's easy to get swept up by hype or just buy them out of habit. I bought Elden Ring for full price even though I thought it looked boring. Why? My friends were buying it, and I liked the rest of the Souls games.I think that was the game that taught me to stop buying new video games.
>>34599286That's fair, I want my Visual Novel reader and RPGMaker horror GF to be cute and into painting Minis as well so I can get the stars aligning just about type of feeling
>>34599319>buy game>play for 30 minutes>never touch it again (and forget to refund)many such cases
>>34599323That's another reason why I've lost interest in the video game industry. It's sleazy, and not in a fun way.There's just way too much money in video games these days. Profit is more important than fun to the biggest studios around.
>>34599259It could mean that
>>34599279Put us on game
>>34599277My doctor. She's the best family doctor I've ever had.
My life is a Cool Math Game.One big, Cool, Math Game.
Did God want me to approach this big ass MILF in leggings? I saw her twice on the way home because I missed the bus after work. I was asking myself what is it that God wants me to see for me to miss the bus and then I saw the hot MILF again. But what was I even going to say in the morning that wouldn't creep her out because almost nobody else was around?
>>34599290He was a victim of MeToo'ism. The most virulent defenders of that shit didn't realize that they were just punishing socially awkward guys for trying to date, not going after legitimate bigwig perverts and predators like they claimed.
>>34599343No harm in telling a stranger "we cannot stop running into each other" playfully after running into them three times in the same day.
>>34599338Not him, but why post here if you don't want to talk to people?
>>34599348Uh yeah there is. I lived in a small-ish city and got told that as a subtle "I think you might be stalking me" by someone I'd graduated from the same school with. Just because we both fucking shopped at the same store at the mall and went to the same nightclub.
are you guys going to watch the new Scary Movie?
>>34599354No, it has transphobia and dildo rape.
>>34599354This is the first I'm hearing of it. Are the Wayans actually working on it?
>>34599354Dunno. It looks okay. Maybe I'll check it out when it's on streaming services. I like the first one.
>>34599353That's why you always playfully accuse them first to break the ice, put them on the defensive in that regard.
>>34599357They've already worked on it. It's out. Competing with Backrooms, Obsession, and that video game clown cartoon that's in theaters for some fucking reason.
>>34599348Yeah, this >>34599353 is what I'm afraid. Any time I tried to approach girls first, it didn't end well. I jut wait for them to talk to me first now, which they will if they're interested.
>>34599350Depends on the question or the vibe I was getting from the person asking it I'm not obligated to treat all interactions equally.Beats talking to AI.
>>34599360God damn I live under a rock lol. I might go see it. I liked the first three a lot.
>>34599357The best work of any of the Wayans family was the 2000 Dungeons and Dragons movie. I said what I said. And yes, it was better than Honor Among Thieves.
>>34599365I can easily respect this opinion. I liked that D&D movie.
>>34599365I really enjoyed Honor Among Thieves. Maybe I should check out the 2000 movie.
I want to watch it but when I watched Backrooms there were so many annoying teenagers I feel like it is going to be the same but with 30 year olds this time. They will fucking clap to Scary Movie I know it
>>34599366What I didn't like out of D&D adaptation media was the old '80s cartoon. I feel like that's something you "had to be there" for. If I was a Gen-Xer who grew up with it I might like it better. Speaking of which is anyone here old enough to remember the old Dungeons & Dragons DVD play-along video game? I think there might have been more than one of them. I also remember attending a group play-along to a similar Game of Thrones interactive DVD game.
Women can no longer hurt my feelings because I'm eating a big sandwich.
>>34599374unironically why I go to matinee showings or wait 2 weeks to go see a movie so I can be one of two or three people in a theater.Going on a movie date and you're the only two in the theater is PEAK because.
>>34599370Honor Among Thieves went a little to into the quirk chungus with some of the jokes lasting too long but overall was good and better than I thought it would be.I've considered making a MTG EDH deck with the main bard character at the helm
>>34599370I thought the Druid chick was hot, but the romance between her and the young Bard with the fake Theatre-kid British accent wasn't narratively supported. It felt shoehorned in last minute.
>>34599374>They will fucking clap to Scary Movie I know itYou're terminally online.
>>34599354>are you guys going to watch the new Scary Movie?Fuck, no. No one has made a decent parody movie since 2007.
>>34599377enjoy ur sanwich anon :3
>>34599378>>34599374I went to The Amazing Digital Circus finale theatrical release and was unsettled by how many kids were in the audience. Like, a show about metaphorical suicide as a persistent risk is not fucking for kids, goddammit.
>>34599382You don't know what I have seen
>>34599384I will, thanks. Don't think I'll need to eat anything else today.
>>34599386Felt the same way with the amount of kids that were at the IMAX for Demon Slayer, but my parents forbade me from watching HxH (99) because that was "too violent"
>>34599354I'm a chud but even I thought the trailer was super cringe
>>34599386Yeah dude you're sooooo adult watching a show that only adults can understand and only adults can appreciate properly.
>>34599375>old enough to remember I'm older than dvds. Never played that though.
I'm so scared for Bonnie blue's kid. She's destroying her pregnancy with alcohol and gonna give birth to a disabled offspring. I'm so sorry for what's gonna happen to her son/daughter. She'll send it to the Australian authorities too to take care of it since she's a irresponsible parent.
>>34599387I'm glad. My condolences.The last time I saw americlaps was when I went to see The Force Awakens.
>>34599390That is half of the appeal
>>34599391Uh that's literally what that show is.
>>34599393Get a job>>34599394Mine are brazillianclaps. It is another flavor of retard
>>34599393>She's destroying her pregnancy with alcoholdo we have any proof that her shots are alcohol and not just water for shock value?
>>34599397Packaged in a form for children.
Femanon, can I lick your spit off the floor?
>>34599399I never got anyone pregnant nor plan to
>>34599389My mom wouldn't let me watch DBZ when I was a little kid because it was "too violent" lol.
>>34599401It's based on the aesthetics of '90s computer games. So it's pretty clearly aimed at an older audience reflecting on the past.
>>34599402Try it
Women, what's worse for you?Guy friend confessing his feelings for you and asking you out?Or guy friend getting drunk at a hang out and just wanting to fuck?
>>34599412nta but I grew up playing those, and the Digital Circus cartoons have always struck me as something for people between the ages of around 15 to 25.It reminds me more of Homestuck and Tumblr than PC games. Not hating, I promise.
I really wish to adopt a kid as a single guy. I have an inheritance from my family and fortunately I won't get to spend it I'll save it until my death but I do not plan on ever having kids or marrying a woman
>>34599410to be fair HxH actually had some gore in it. This was the scene my dad walked in on and then forbade me from watching it. I was like 11 and my brother had just taught me how to torrent anime. But these kids are under the age of 10 and watching KnY. That's crazy.
>>34599421I don't really think that would be appropriate.
Who's your favorite Asian person?
>>34599424Hideo Kojima.
>>34599424A girl I'm friends with.
>>34599424My favorite Vtuber
>>34599423NTA but you should kill yourself.
>>34599432I won't.
>>34599433God will kill you anyyyyway
>>34599434When I'm good and old, hopefully.
>>34599433The niggers who cry and cry about PDFs are usually the closeted diddlers.
>>34599436Why are you defending pedophiles out of nowhere?
>>34599416>Guy friend confessing his feelings for you and asking you out?this has happened to me several times>Or guy friend getting drunk at a hang out and just wanting to fuck?this has never happened to me. or anything like this at all really. i feel like i understand the "waa i don't want to be bf material" guys now. i feel like i am the safe option and i feel like i'm not considered hot/attractive because of it. i wish i was truly wanted, not just seen as safe boring gf material.
Would you date someone who has absolutely zero friends or family? State gender
>>34599441Be advised that I'm chopping your trooner penis off at the /atoga/ meetup. Faggot groomers have no place in this world. If you're obsessed with molesting kids, you better watch your fucking back.
>>34599435No,not really and if it is so your life will be as worthless meaningless and valueless as it is today. Almost as a mockery towards god's name based on the things you say
>>34599416They're effectively the same thing if I'm not interested back except in one scenario he's drunk
>>34599180I do it all the time
>>34599444Yes. M
Not memeing when I say I want a daughter who looks like Alysa Liu. Ive saved like $50000+ for eventful things in my life that never happened. I'm ready to adopt a child
>>34599424my lady friend
>>34599450Oh good you have enough to cover a single year of college
>>34599444Yes F. I have no friends and my only family I talk to is my sister. I'm pretty sure I grew up in the "black sheep" side of the family, don't know my relatives almost at all because I remember as a kid we just weren't involved with them in any way.
>>34599436That wasn't my angle at all. I just don't think it would be appropriate for someone who doesn't want any relationships with anyone else to raise a child. The kid would have no choice but to grow up socially maladjusted, I would think.
>>34599450How derivative.
>>34599427But he is Japanese not asian. I'm british btw...
>>34599444MYeah, I would. It's hard to meet women like that, though.
>>34599447I wish you didn't think this lowly of your own friends.
>>34599456As opposed to being raised by a single mother who goes out and fucks random people when she's bored, with no intention of ever getting a husband again. Please just rope already, you're completely pointless and a waste of air.
>>34599442>this has happened to me several timesWhat happened?
>>34599463I won't. I'm gonna get married and have kids someday.
Women how would you feel if you were getting married and he invited like 5 people to the wedding
>>34599466Hahahaha.Look at this deluded fag and laugh.
>>34599470If you've known someone long enough to get married, there shouldn't be surprises
>>34599472What would you think though
>>34599464>>Guy friend confessing his feelings for you and asking you out?not guy "friends" though and rather usually just someone i knew. for example a guy within a group I once hanged out with for a short while.
>>34599470I mean I'mm the one who could only invite sub 5 people bc I don't know anyone lol
Together, let us engage in vile, terrifying and sinful acts of sexual pleasure.
>the extroverted guy who adopted an introvert in high school is probably gonna be my best man at my entirely hypothetical wedding
>>34599462What friends? I haven't had male friends in a decade. Tired of them wanting to fuck me. >lowlySomeone who expresses interest in me wants to have sex with me that's just a fact. If he's not interested in casual sex but still thinks he's interested in me I'd just laugh at him like vet your options better. I don't associate with religious people idk how I'd end up near a guy who wants to date me but not have sex almost immediately.
Why do men lace their semen with fentanyl and then ejaculate it into women's mouths, causing them to die of fentanyl poisoning?
>>34599477what
>>34599481Sucking penis is a choice.
>>34599444FI feel like that wouldn't be good for us. But I also feel morally obligated to because I don't want to be a hypocrite.>>34599470Bad for him. My list is like 16 people who are all related to me and I feel weird/bad about that.
>>34599474But did you say yes or no?
You guys are all just looking for reasons to feel bad about yourselves, aren't you?
>>34599484Was it a choice when your dad shoved his dick in your mouth?
>>34599483I'm the introvert and I'm feeling insecure about not having a whole host of groomsmen to invite like he did at his wedding
>>34599470I don't want a wedding because I only know my parents and I'd hate to be the center of attention and be anxious and self-conscious on a day that's meant to be happy and special
>>34599489I don't need a reason. When I was a teenager I went to juvie for drugs and I got raped there. Then I passed out in class from taking pills when I got back to normal school. My family treated me like a monster. I became homeless for many years. You think I need a new reason to feel bad?
>>34599481The state pays me very good money to do this.
>>34599489No, I don't feel bad for myself. The only thing I feel "bad" about is missing out on my highschool years and starting college late. Now I am just trying to figure out finding people with similar interests and enter the dating world for the first time.
Let's talk about which craft. Which craft is being used against you?
>>34599494Lol gay
>>34599489>He doesn't ruminateDon't have to look. Comes naturally like scratching an itch.
>>34599497Could issuing fiat currency be considered a craft?
>>34599497Sandwich craft
>>34599416>Women, what's worse for you?The first. I accepted a long time ago that as long as you're not butt ugly, your male friends have thought fucking you and would jump at the opportunity if it came up.>>34599424>Who's your favorite Asian person?My wife >>34599470>Women how would you feel if you were getting married and he invited like 5 people to the weddingI didn't have a lot of people to invite to my wedding, so it looked like the scene in UP.>>34599481>Why do men lace their semen with fentanyl and then ejaculate it into women's mouths, causing them to die of fentanyl poisoning?Lowkey how Euphoria ended.
Women if your son killed himself would you blame yourself
>>34599489I don't really need to look for them, they just find me
>>34599512Yes. I still blame myself for my dog getting cancer.
do you like driving /atoga/
These huzz be snatching SOULS
Would you lose respect for your boyfriend if you saw him heavily intoxicated?
Girls, what do you do to pamper yourselves?
>>34599523Yes, I love to drive. I want to take a woman on a big road trip someday.
>>34599525They be do. I’m trying to replenish mine right now.
buying a new phone just so I can use stpud chinese app
>>34599526No, only if he got drunk enough to vomit and did this several times and I'd have to spend the night watching him to make sure he doesn't choke on his vomit and die
>>34599523i got honked at today because i took a righy turn on red and just barely didnt see a guy smashing through the intersection at like 70mph hehe i will surely kill myself in a car accident one day
>>34599532Nigga really downloading tiktok
>>34599416Depends on the specifics. A guy friend just saying he fell in love with you and really wants to date is (sad is not reciprocated, but) fine. A guy friend going on a whole tangent about how he knew from the start you were destined to be together and reveals he remembered and connected just about everything you ever said to argue his case, could be extremely uncomfortable. Similarly there is a big difference between a friend getting ideas if you are out drinking together and the vibe is very close or kind of flirty, vs a guy simply getting drunk on his own accord and bluntly proposing you fuck each other like he suddenly realized he has a dick and you a pussy and there's potential there, worth a shot. And both of those are different from a guy proposing sex by painting a very vivid verbal picture of what exactly he wants to do to you and has clearly imagined doing to you many times.In general whatever you try is much more likely to go down well if you leave a lot of space for the other person to react. This also allows you to change course and dial it back before you have already said things you can't take back that could sour the vibes.
Why can I only goon to 2D girls?
>>34599526Not at all, assuming it's a one off and not a recurring thing. It can happen that you misjudge your intake and everybody gets sloppy/gross at a certain level of intoxication. That said I would care if he has a mean drunk or otherwise a nasty side coming out in the process. Even if you doubt that drunk words are sober thoughts, if a guy does want to keep drinking, knowing he is cruel or incredibly obnoxious if he gets looser is a problem on its own.
>>34599536the koreans make very reliable shitty phones it is impressive
>>34599543What if he starts singing
>>34599512Probably yes. If it is your child, I think even if you went above and beyond to be there for them and offer all resources, you still end up asking yourself what if you'd done/tried/not done XYZ once they're gone. At that point blaming yourself is like a perverted version of hope where you are just wishing it could have been prevented somehow.
>>34599548Can't imagine it feeling much better than being sung happy birthday to... Plus if you can actually sing decently, think of how much more wowed she would/will be if you save it as a total surprise move down the line.
>>34599548Haha sorry somehow I thought this was about the question with scenarios of a guy friend revealing romantic feelings. No drunken singing is totally fine.
I dream of having a gf who gets turned on being nude in front of me while I'm fully clothed, who also finds it hot to let me watch her masturbate
>>34599541I don't think there's one answer to this. The person I knew who most reliably used 2D for getting off had first run into sexual topics/scenarios she found hot when reading mangas so I think she just associated that kind of universe with sex fantasies more than "real life". But I guess there could be other factors, maybe you enjoy the more exaggerated features/fantasies that are only possible if it's not real, maybe there is something about watching real people that is not hot to you, maybe seeing people go at it triggers lonely or insecure feelings in you etc. Only you can really answer where it comes from.
>>34599556>being nude in front of me while I'm fully clothedbased but unfortunately rare male fetish
>>34599556Those are pretty basic fantasies, I don't think you will have an issue with having your partner do this for you if they are in love. If you are mutually infatuated it often becomes exciten to fulfill your partner's fantasies in itself, even if the content of the fantasy is not as hot to you personally.
>>34599488always nope. ive been into two people my entire life, i dont get interested in people easily. but id still rather wait for that than lie and say yes to someone im not into at all.
>>34599558I don't know about that, back when I used tumblr for (softcore) porn there were so many of those artsy black and white shots with nude women being held by clothed men. I don't think those were made with a male audience in mind as I don't think men get as much out of erotic content that is all vibes and doesn't show anything graphic, while there were tons of female users with their pages dedicated to just that kind of content.
I’m horny.
>>34599558Are you joking
>>34599558>unfortunately rare male fetishKind of baffling to me, but this seems to be the case>>34599568This takes me back
>>34599563The exclamation point is gone. He's serious now.
I dream of having multiple arabic concubines who serve me and my christian wife
>>34599526So no but it is really unsettling to have to be the one on guard for another person not just yourself when you can barely give them a piggyback when they're fully consciousness trying to help. I'd much rather supervise a 2 year old they're much easier to contain and keep from hurting themselves.
>>34599527Sometimes I allow myself to get takeout or get a smoothie or something
I'm so touch starved. Going for walks makes me more depressed when I see couples and hot bitches I can't touchEscorts don't scratch the itch of no gf
>>34599573Bro what
>>34599564i've never met anyone into it and male fetishes seem to be more often just boobs+ass+anime.>>34599562that seems plausible but i meant that it is rare for men to have that fetish, not that it's rare for women.it is pretty vanilla but also seems like not that many people and especially men have this as an actual fetish.
>>34599568I’m not the original. This is a new era.
wtf are you women on when you keep staring at me with that stupid smile, trying to get in my way so that i notice you do you not realize how repulsive it is for a woman to be so forward?
>>34599581I keep fucking it up
Being single in your thirties sucks.
>>34599523>do you like driving /atoga/I drive>>34599527>Girls, what do you do to pamper yourselves?Masturbate, soak in the bath, go to a spa, cheat on my diet, etc.>>34599558>based but unfortunately rare male fetishExhibitionism is literally in our DNA.
>>34599584Most men are walking dildos you can just grab and use, you should dress like a homo to signal disinterest in advance
>>34599579Get a good massage. Still not the real deal but better than nothing to hold you over and I think in by far most cases better than paid sex. If you get a good massage the person is present, gentle, and wants to be there which from what I understand is a rare find with sex workers.
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>>34599591>Exhibitionism is literally in our DNA.speak for yourself, undignified meathead
>>34599582Right, I misunderstood then, yeah I don't know how common it is for men. I hope you run into one though.
>>34599592oh so you're so vile that you think this is normal behavior, and i must be some faggot abomination to not want some of what you're serving up get real and repent
>>34599586How
>>34599527Massage/spa
>>34599594I had 2 massages and saw 3 escorts this yearI guess I'll get another massage
>>34599596If you don't like showing off, I don't know what to tell you.
>>34599526Too triggering. I would get away from him, break up and no contact.
>2nd wet dream of my life (that i remember)>it's about me lying in my bed and masturbatingJesus fucking Christ that was lame
>>34599582Seems women just have better taste to be honest.
Female pussies sometimes get fucked, don't they?
Femanons, do you ever save stuff to goon to it later?
>>34599616No
Do most women announce?
She looks like fun
>>34599618You don't every worry that your go to top tier smut will be removed?
>>34599616>Femanons, do you ever save stuff to goon to it later?Yes, and I have it neatly organized.
>>34599623>go to top tier smutThat's not a thing that I have so nah
Women what do you smell like when you aren't wearing any scents. Just sweat. Is it different from man stink.
>>34599616No, my non-horny self can't begin to guess what my horny self will find arousing. And I rarely get aroused unless I decide to, there's no reason to get myself horny or look at sexy content if I don't intend to masturbate soon
>>34599620Announce what?
male voyeur + female exhibitionist >>>>> female voyeur + male exhibitionist
>>34599627Not exactly the same as men. I think I smell like sweaty onions when my b.o gets going.
>>34599632Your arrival, so they know you're coming
>>34599634I understand neither the appeal nor the debate, why the fuck can't you both be naked
>>34599634Female voyeur + female exhibitionist >>>>>>>>>>> everything else
>>34599642Where's the fun in that? Next you'll tell me you keep the lights off while doing the deed.
>>34599644I'll settle for male voyeur + female voyeur + female exhibitionist
>>34599627Ive been told I smell sweet and woody.>>34599616No.>>34599444Id be a little suspicious to be completely honest. How likely is it really that somebody has absolutely NO ONE unless for a good reason? Either they are the problem, or they are escaping something. In either case, it sounds like a headache. >>34599527I like to take long, hot baths with oils and salts, dim the lights and read a nice book. >>34599470I think Id be okay with this; Id prefer a small wedding.
>>34599624What stuff do you save?
>>34599648Unicorn putting on striptease for married couple
Does anyone actually like being the unicorn?
How many women here like to be naked in front of their bf/husband?What about preferring it?
>>34599647>lights offNon sequitur>Where's the fun in that?In the nakedness. Clothes are the unsexy part. What do you gain by putting one party in a t-shirt and jeans?
NEW VOCAROOhttps://vocaroo.com/1ocMCRt3xoCP
>>34599664>in a t-shirt and jeans?If this is the clothing you think of, no wonder you're so confused.
Since when is seeing naked people a fetish. Of course that shit turns a nigga on
>>34599665Just dropped?
>>34599671sex is merely an urge to be satisfied for you, isn't it?
Genuine question. How do I get my boyfriend on antidepressants to cum? I love drinking his cum, but hes only done it a handful of times in front of me. Is it really hopeless? How do I even talk to him about this? I know pressure will only make things worse, but it makes me feel unsexy and inadequate.
>>34599655>What stuff do you save?Just stuff I know I am going to want to come back to or that scratches an itch. >>34599659>How many women here like to be naked in front of their bf/husband?Were it that I had one, yes.>What about preferring it?Yeah, I love being naked. It's genuinely so freeing. >>34599671>Since when is seeing naked people a fetish. Of course that shit turns a nigga onIt's not just about being naked, it's about the imbalance of someone being naked while another one isn't. It's why it's kinky for a woman to be naked in a crowd of clothed people but not for a bunch of people to be naked on a beach.
>>34599667All I'm saying is I'd understand if it were a maid/latex outfit or something but it sounds like it's meant to be casual clothing. I don't know what American couples wear but I imagine it's toddlercore crap like that
How early should I ask her out for a date?Like if I want to ask her out for next Saturday, is today too early?
>>34598612How'd you two meet?
>>34599681Would be fine with me. Everyone is different and you won’t know until you know. Welcome to dating
>>34599680Fortunately it's not that hard to dress better than the average American
>>34599685Since you keep steering the conversation towards clothing, is the appeal not in one party being naked, but the dressed party's manner of dress?
New game ideaWomb Raider. A game where a British woman travels around the world to get gangbanged by primitive tribes of men, mummies, etc.
>>34599678>I love drinking his cum,God I need a woman like this so bad>antidepressantsThe only way is to get off of them
>>34599686Germans are all fucking cute goth and alt girls in Berlin.
>>34599688I'd cum
>>34599688Wouldn't they title make more sense if you were playing as the man?
>>34599688Why call it womb raider if the protagonist isn't a raider of wombs? She needs to have a futa cock
>>34599695Good point. She gets captured by Amazonian tribes and must fuck for survival.
>>34599687It's both, with emphasis on the contrast between them. The nudity of one party can say one thing, (usually its about vulnerability and power) and the clothedness of the other can say the opposite. The type of clothing is purely down to personal preference, I personally like dressing well and I'm sure women into this kink prefer men who dress well too. Human clothing has always been used to convey status, so that can absolutely play into the kink.
>>34599695holy based
genderdo you miss your ex?mi miss my ex
>>34599678He isn't depressed he's gay
>>34599658JH>>34599679Run out of yuri?
>>34599706FNoI missed being single when I was with him
>>34599659>like to be I have no problems being naked in front of a boyfriend but I wouldn't say I like it any more than being naked alone if we're not actively doing sexy stuff.>>34599678>How do I even talk to him about this?DON'T. Drawing attention to how it's a problem for you will just make it worse. I mean this nicely but you just have to get over yourself. It isn't personal. How do you think he feels? If you get upset when it happens that's just more pressure you HAVE to be nonchalant.
>>34599706FYeahAnd the fact that I miss him makes me feel ashamed of myself for not having more self respect. I've been hurt that someone didn't want me before but I've never still wanted to be with someone after they rejected me like them not liking me is usually enough for me to go "ok then I don't like you either because you don't care about me" but with this guy I was being pathetic as fuck.
>>34599658It happens. It gets a bad reputation because of the risk that you end up in the middle of some other couple's drama, plus the practicality that you are usually told what you are "allowed" to do rather than having freedom to explore on your own terms. But just the position of being the third yeah some people actively prefer it over a different one. Feeling like the center of attention (as the person who made it into a threesome and is novel), being loved on by two people while also carrying the least responsibility/expectations in terms of emotional labor during and after. I have also heard the opinion that a threesome with a couple that has good sex/rapport has its own appeal because they already bring a good chemistry to the table and you can sort of tag onto that (as opposed to a threesome with three people without feelings for each other).
I'm horny!
>>34599665https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKDgF_Qc9vX
>>34599706F, no.
>>34599634>female voyeur + male exhibitionistOnly option, the rest is cringe.
>>34599708>Run out of yuri?Never. I have 8 pictures of Charlie and Vaggi cosplaying as Harley and Ivy alone.
If a woman can't appreciate this, she isn't worth SHIThttps://u.pone.rs/pplpiqyo.mp4
>>34599689Im not going to make him stop taking his medicide, the worlds bleak enough without them.>>34599707Hes both.>>34599716>I mean this nicely but you just have to get over yourself. Youre right. I needed to hear this. Its not something too important to me anyhow
State genderDo you still have fun on the Internet?https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=rYadfkFyhj9
>>34599706MI have never had anyone.
>>34599678Yeah pretty hopeless, antidepressants will just make it physically very difficult. Your bf no doubt already is employing all techniques he knows to make it easier because he probably wants to cum badly too. If you bring up your disappointment chances are a mental level of feeling not enough is added to the physical level of the antidepressants and making it harder to "perform".
>>34599690>Germans are all fucking cute goth and alt girls in BerlinSadly it's Turks fucking those women now because krauts are too timid to try.
>>34599715Why? Was he ugly?
>>34599754cheetoh-caked american sausage fingers typed this post
In order to test out whether I have dominant tendencies, I am now commanding all women on /atoga/ to watch The Archies, a Bollywood adaptation of Archie Comics set in an Anglo-Indian neighborhood.
>>34599706Don't have sex with your exIt will make your life complex
>>34599695Korra, pls
>>34599706>do you miss your ex?M. I have a number of regrets regarding my exes - things I wish I'd done differently - but they were all long enough ago, now, that I don't really miss any of them any more.
>>34599758I'm a canuck. You can't refute what I said because it's the fucking truth.
>>34599681Strike while the iron is hot. The longer you leave it, the more likely it is she will make other plans.
>>34599766I ain't readin all that shit, nigga
What's with all the weird links
>>34599767>cancuckThe funniest part is that you think this makes a difference at all
>>34599771Probably someone trying to get an IP
>>34599758>cheetohSAAR!
>>34599772He's right through you can call him all the names you want
>>34599678I will bet you $10 if you jerk him off onto your face angrily and pouty telling him to cum then he will.
>>34599678Sadly, antidepressants can make it very difficult to orgasm, so there may not be much you can do. That said, if you can't talk to your boyfriend about things like this, the entire relationship is doomed, so you need to suck it up and talk to him. Don't say "I want you to cum more" say "I wondered if you'd like to cum more, and if there's anything I could do that would help?"
>>34599678For me it just takes longer. Treat his dick like it owes you money.
>>34599678Antidepressants will be a problem, but he should increase his zinc intake.
>>34599772Still haven't denied anything.
>>34599706FNo
>>34599766>Is there a type of woman that could love this kind of man?No.
>>34599778>I wondered if you'd like to cum more, and if there's anything I could do that would help?"MGood advice
>>34599757>Was he ugly?No. The sex just wasn't good
>>34599678Maybe try some prostate play?
>>34599772Imagine being btfo by a leaf.
>>34599708I'm not a unicorn.
>>34599781>Treat his dick like it owes you money.You mean threaten to break it if it doesn't pay up?
>>34599706MNo.
>>34599787NTA but it can take abt 3 months on an antideppressant to fully adjust and be able to orgasm. I'm fem and have been on multiple antidepressants in the past, and after abt that long could still orgasm, even tho it may take a little more work
>>34599777>>34599778>>34599781>>34599782Okay theres part of the story I havent shared. Hes like really really into anal and it makes him cum much quicker, but I hate anal. Whats the compromise here? Is there a way for me to enjoy it more? -Also yes I know hes a fag dw about it myob
>>34599678Does he cum without you? E.g. to porn.
>>34599801It already spent all your money, and it's too broke to pay you back. All that's left is revenge.
I am going to slide my penis between your toes, and I am going to jizz on your feet.
hi, i love you very much, don't let the bed bugs bite
>>34599806You should just peg him then
>>34599809That... doesn't seem like it's going to be pleasant.
>>34599806Fem here: Do not sacrifice your comfort/limits for a man. If you hate anal or just don't like it, don't try to force yourself to just for his sake. If he's masturbating/consuming porn, he needs to do it less and it'll be easier. If his antidepressants are semi recent, he needs more time to adjust.
>>34599813I've had a girl ride me while she was pissed off. It was pleasant.
>>34599806>Is there a way for me to enjoy it more?Depends on your experience so far. If you only ever had anal sex with poor build up then yeah, try it >only after you already came (if you can cum multiple rounds) or if you are horny enough to feel very close to coming (if you are a done and done girl) >have him play with your ass while also playing with your pussy (or anything else you like better than being fingered, nipple play or whatever) for some time>then you apply a lot of lube and get on top and lower yourself onto him, no movement from his side >go as slow and slight as feels comfortableThis could be a very different experience if you are used to a going just trying to jam it in. But if you feel confident you have already tried the proper way and still hated it fully then I don't think there is much you can do about that.
>>34599806>Is there a way for me to enjoy it more?Seems like plenty of women who love anal didn't like it at first either. Might be a matter of gradually training your butt until it "clicks" for you.
why do women shame men so much? Every man here has been shamed in some way by a woman.
>>34599806>Is there a way for me to enjoy it more?Probably not. I mean, if he's doing it stupidly, like he's not using lube, or not giving you time to relax properly when he goes in, then fixing that will help. But plenty of women just don't like anal very much, and you're probably one of them. You shouldn't do anything sexual that you don't enjoy.
>>34599821Some of y'all deserve it desu.
>>34599821>why do women shame men so much?Because they have so much to be ashamed of.
>>34599824See this is a great example of why women should not be allowed to have free speech like in afghanistan
>>34599812I do. He usually cums from it, but I kinda want him to breed me this time.>>34599807He only masturbates to fantasies about me. Hes anti-porn for some reason. I didnt pressure him or anything, hell I watch porn sometimes.>>34599820Ive heard this applied to men often, but does the same really click for women??>>34599817>>34599823Hot take: I dont really mind doing stuff I dont like if it makes my man cum.
Have all the men of /atoga/ engaged in toilet trader behaviour? Have they exchanged gay for pay favours such as winky sucking and buggery with other men discretely in the public park?
>>34596955nta but what's wrong with /r9k/?
>>34599826Then what is wrong with men shaming women for what they're wearing for example? Why is that wrong?
>>34599821Shaming is just a very effective social tool that people use to enforce norms on each other all the time. Some of it is individual or related to your dynamics and some of it has to do with your specific traits like gender. Men also shame women for all sorts of reasons (liking sex too much or too little, caring about their appearance too much or too little, eating habits or not being "ladylike" enough...). I don't think there is any specific reason why women shame men other than shaming itself being quite universal.
>>34599828>Ive heard this applied to men often, but does the same really click for women??It works the same way for both.
>>34599827You sound like you are mentally challenged.
>>34599828>Ive heard this applied to men often, but does the same really click for women??Different anon but yeah it can happen. Not just with anal but with anything. Women starting to have vaginal orgasms over time is also just penetration "clicking" for them. I think sometimes you just need a first good experience for your body to get it and start getting excited for it (which then makes it feel better). That said whether it makes sense to ride it out hoping for this to happen or not totally depends on how much you hate it when it hasn't clicked yet, that's a whole spectrum from it feeling fine but not orgasmic to it feeling really bad.
>>34599821I don't think I've been shamed by a woman, I'm simply too ashamed of myself to be intimate with anybody
>>34599830It's full of anti-woman propaganda and incitements to violence. It is not a good place, even by 4chan standards.
>>34599828>Hot take: I dont really mind doing stuff I dont like if it makes my man cum.You shouldn't do anything you don't enjoy. It doesn't matter *why* you enjoy it: "because he likes it and I like to please him" is a perfectly good reason for enjoying something. But nonetheless, your overall experience of whatever it is needs to be positive. If you hate it so much that your dislike of it outweighs the pleasure you get from pleasing him, then don't do it.
>>34599831Because women aren't doing anything wrong, and men are.
>>34599840I think she's trying to make it clear that she is not the doormat you're assuming she is
>>34599839I only go there for /mcg/ I didn't realize the rest of the board was so badThe gimmick about original posts is neat
>>34599828Fem anon again: I mean for smaller things like oral, sure.Relatoonships are about compromise. But you're talking about stretching a hole already designed to get things out of your body and not bring things in, which if you enjoyed it or didn't mind it, that's your call. You're the one who said she hated anal, and if you do that much, then I don't think the solution of "Do anal more" works for you.Also, any masturbation can impact orgasms during sex. I was way more sensitive when I wasn't masturbating while seeing someone. See if he's willing to try taking a break from masturbation first and go from there.
>>34599754At least Turks are whitet. Been to turkey
Fat bitches need to stfu
fat moids need to speak up
>>34599827See this is why we shame you--you deserve it!
>it's a bunch of moralizers and prudes talking down to a woman about her sex life with a thin veneer of "concern" for her
>>34599848You're saying this like 99% of people alive haven't handled a far fatter shit than the average dick at some point in their livesIf someone wants to just tolerate something as part of their sexual lives why is it such a problem for you?
>>34599849Lol
>>34599856She is under no responsibility to take my advice. It's a conversation, Anon, not a law. It is not insane to say "if you hate anal so much, maybe he should try not masturbating as much first to see if that helps." You're not the one she's giving anal to so calm your man tits
>>34599856Not them but when you shit you relax your muscles, something you have conditioned yourself your whole life to do privately in the bathroom. For most people inexperienced with anal it is just not possible to relax to that extent in the situation of allowing something in and having someone else there and the muscles tensing up is what makes it uncomfortable or painful, not there not being enough room (there is).
>>34599856NTA, but: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women
Ain't neva putting my dick in no asshole
>>34599861>assblasted like thisPottery, even the women ITT are retarded crabs in the bucket>>34599862Sure, but >she was talking about >stretching>>34599865>article about coerced/poorly-done anal sexSure but that's not an issue with anal in se>>34599866And that's fine, just don't be a retard that doesn't know what they're talking about, having an opinion is fine
>>34599806If you don't like it you don't like it. That would probably be a deal breaker for me long term. I'll do things I'm not into but don't outright dislike every once in a while for a guy but not things I dislike. And since he so clearly prefers it and would want it more often it just wouldn't work for me. Knowing that one of us is always going to be a little disappointed every time we have sex.
>>34599865Have you actually read what the article says? It barely provides the most nebulous of correlations between the two. Two medical professionals moralizing about sex acts they don't like is not scientific evidence, sorry.
>>34599868Eh I took it she was talking about stretching as in putting something up there even though the muscles are cramping up and wanting to keep stuff out in that moment. Which is what will happen if you do it despite not being comfortable. But yeah I can see how it would sound dramatic if you read it as stretching the hole itself out or something.
>>34599868>assblasted like this>Pottery, even the women ITT are retarded crabs in the bucketI don't think I'm online enough to understand what you're saying. Maybe that's why I have sex and you don't
>>34599876You can't publish "moralizing" in a highly prestigious, peer-reviewed publication like the British Medical Journal.
>>34599883>peer-reviewedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Replication_crisisOh nononon aha ahahahah ohh nono
>>34599883nta>Medical journals are never corrupted or misused ever!lol
I simply won’t be putting my wiener in a butthole. Poop and farts come out of that hole.
>>34599889See, it's just better to just be honest about your dislike of anal with "I just think it's gross" rather then pontificate about how you're so much healthier for your sexual preferences.
>>34599885Women continue to be injured by anal sex, so there's no issue with replication.
>>34599890People like that seem to be obsessed with toilet humor and with being disgusting in general, it seems.
>>34599887Strawman.
>>34599890This was my first post about. I didn’t jump into the discussion until that one.
>>34599798Sure you are
>>34599893this is an unfalsifiable and ultimately meaningless statement>>34599895Nothing in that anon's post can be appropriately referred to as a "strawman"
Men who don't have sex are arguing about sex; more at eleven!
Why don't single, lonely girls, just take the goth pill?
>>34599900>y-you're just a bunch of fucking incels!It appears you have conceded in this argument. Keep talking down to women about their sexual behavior, you do it out of concern for their health after all.
>>34599902Because they want chads hitting on them, not cringe nerds
>>34599904Chads love goths tho
>>34599903I'm not even the anon you're arguing w pls ask your mommy to make u some dino nuggies because u are clearly hangry
>>34599902I think a lot of them are too self-conscious to go for a fashion style that is bold and draws attention. I know I was.
>>34599902because normies harass us then
Eithe gender, broken object? how big
Can you really call it a friendship
>>34599914Is this some Cia sleeper Agent trigger
>>34599913But you'll bf/husband will protect you?
>>34599917just answer...
>>34599902When I say "lonely" I mean I can't form emotional connections and have no one I can trust. It's not that I want someone to hit on me and nut in my ass the way lonely men want to be treated.
>>34599919Biggest thing I ever broke was her heart
>>34599920But as goth girl you can find a boyfriend who unconditionally loves you
>>34599865Anon will continue to post this article like it hasn't been refuted countless times before.
>>34599918akajsjd one day ill have cutie weirdo bf to parade as a dog whilst wearing cutsie clothes
>>34599914MMy heart is roughly the size of a clenched fist.
>>34599916Call what a friendship?
>>34599902Not my style. I'm not opposed to alt styles but I would rather be obnoxiously colorful.
>>34599935>but I would rather be obnoxiously colorful.nta but this is based
>>34599935Pastel goths exist
NEW THREAD >>34599947>>34599947>>34599947
>>34599897Nope.
Women, has a guy ever fooled you with his first picture like this? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780692859940681.mp4
>>34599928https://youtu.be/rt8CU9agvU0
>>34599806Just tell him to get a vibrating plug so you don't have to deal with anything and he has to deal with prep and etc.
>>34600007o7
>>34599865TWO SURGEONS!
