Previously: >>34686370
>>34690218>depicting america personified as anything but a fat guylaaame, tomato tomato tomato!
>>34690218Now I want a leaf gf and a beaner gf
>>34690223How the fuck do I contactfag you?? 11/10
I want a pair of premium high quality boxers, any suggestions
>so self obsessed that you have to bring your camwhoring into the next thread and ask everyone what they think
>>34690234She's overweight and abandoned her children, wtfs wrong with you retarded horny men. She's a horrible mother and woman
>>34690240The ball pouch ones
>>34690223Attention whore, but nice titties, thanksDoesnt look like that screenshot they show with your supposed face as girlwhobreakstherules or something like that
>>34690245Nigga you can't even see her face
>>34690246You can see her chin and doesn't feel like it would match
>>34690223Nice
I am afraid that we will not be able to weather the incoming storm. Brace your self as best you can and luck be with you.
>>34690249LmfaoHer Facebook and Instagram are connected to her discord anyways which everyone's seen, it's the same person
Ok, let's try this one more time.What is on your "Hear me out, this character is fuckable" cake?(Also I love pissing her off and poisoning the thread with horny)
>>34690223Gross
>>34690255That's just simply not true.
>>34690218>AmericA>CanadA>MexicOMéxico is the male
>>34690255Ok if you say so, I dont care that much
>>34690240Patagonia. I've had mine for 15 years and they're like new.
>>34690262Her hands are bigger than his
>>34690262Is that Kash Patel?Lmaooo
Going out fir breakfast. A toasted sandwich most likely
>>34690218>>34690262Canada mogs
>>34690244I posted about buying myself a pair of those a few months ago. (Well I actually asked femanons what they would think if their hypothetical moid was wearing a pair but you’re all smart enough to read the context clues)Those are boxer briefs and therefore not being considered this round.
>>34690218This is BV and Korra btw
>>34690265>looks it up>discontinuedBummer
>>34690222He's clearly fat. Where are you from that he doesn't look fat to you, Kuwait?
>>34690271Ones overweight and the other is a married lesbian
>>34690267>Mexican >Is that Indian
>>34690262Why does the mexican man look indian?
>>34690276By virtue of both being brown
>>34690272>BummerUnderstatement
>>34690276America loves curry, hehehehe.
>>34690271>>34690218nah this is jh and her gf and bf.
Hi, I just wanted to say goodbye. I hope it all goes well for you all. Some people here can be assholes and trolls, but thanks to the ones who have helped me. This place kinda fucks me up mentally (I already am but it makes it even worse) so I've decided to never come back, which I've been trying to do for months now. I dunno why I wanted to say goodbye. I don't know any of you. Anyways, thanks again for giving me reality checks and some pretty good advice! Godspeed, again.
>>34690223Ur so fucking hot. I knew it. Thats so crazy
>>34690263El infierno 2010La pastorela 2011Nosotros los nobles 2013No 2012Cant think of any other right now
>>34690283Ok, bye. Have fun.
>>34690283You already said you'd leave. Damn I hate attention whores
>>34690274>and the other is a married lesbianShe's bi, and she isn't monogamous either. >Ones overweightAlright, you got me.
>>34690282Tits too big
>>34690283You can enjoy 4chan, but just in very, very small doses. But yeah, treat 4c like social media.
>>34690256No idea what that means
>>34690282She isn't mexican
>>34690283Good luck.
>>34690283Wait, are you the Femanon from Argentina?
>>34690295It means if you goon to a weird character where everybody should judge you for having such a weird taste in attraction.Here is another example from some gooner males.
Did you know that they're calling it tug of peace instead of tug of war in children's schools?
>>34690283Good bye and take care.
>>34690290>She's bi, and she isn't monogamous eitherNone of the wives in atoga are monogamous, lol. Maybe the Portuguese one.
Why do my fellow men think they don't gave to comb their hair or shave regularly? I wish I could discipline them.
>>34690289I know. It's just hard to leave. Sometimes I need some social interaction or to vent. I've just realized I am not actually learning social skills nor making friends, most people here hate me and I need to have a personal journal to write stuff down without looking like a neurotic bitch and embarrassing myself online. I like this place because people are honest, give feedback (kinda) and I can learn about what I do wrong. I also feel less shy here because I am behind a screen. I need friends. I am not saying any of you are, which is obvious af. I am just saying I probably am here because I don't have actual friends to talk with.
>>34690256I really liked Mai from ATLA, it wasn't the obvious choice like Ty Lee or Katara
>>34690301How many times are you gonna reply to her?
>>34690290The other overweight part doesn't matter, the fact that she abandoned her kids should matter. Is just the tits, is that why you forgot about that.
>>34690305Shut the fuck up I don't care. Gtfo you bpd whore.
>>34690306Disgusting freak.Burn in Hell!
>>34690288Thank you Blue Valk!>>34690294No matter how small the dose I keep thinking about the stuff I read here a lot. It is not healthy for me.>>34690297Thank you, you too.>>34690298Si.>>34690301Take care too.
>>34690311:(
>>34690304You ain't my dad lol "discipline" headass
>>34690304Because I don't. Keep your fruity discipline to yourself.
>>34690315lol, just messing.My bad.
>>34690309I've only ever seen one guy talk about that, so I have no idea if it's even true.
>>34690283God's speed, anon!
I need bedtime boyfriend asmr
>>34690300Orwell would be proud. At least they're not calling it the tug o defence
>>34690320It's true tbf
>>34690310Having BPD is hell. I won't tell people I have BPD anymore. They don't only assume you are an asshole and a slut, but also completely forget it's a fucking mental illness and you suffer a lot, pretty much constantly. I haven't been able to sleep lately because of how fucking anxious and depressed I am. My head hurst like hell. I cry for hours a day. My life is not even bad, there is something wrong with my brain.But you won't care because "I am a BPD whore". Or a woman. If you are going to hate me hate me for the sake of me. Not because I am fucking sick or I have a pussy, you asshole.
>>34690325It's not.
>>34690256MBut like 4 beers in
>>34690256MShe could get it
>>34690324Swear to fuckin God. Did you know that in soccer in America, no one loses anymore? Everyone gets a trophy.
Women, please advise this anon on how to avoid (You) >>34689358
>>34690326I don't fucking caaaare
>>34690326Just don’t use a trip, limit your usage (even if you lurk) and treat everything as awful fanfic/fantasy garbage, and you’ll will be okay,
>>34690331Nigga enjoys that thousand yard stare?>>34690330Oh I might regret this now.
>>34690333he already got the only valid answer and immediately rejected it like the idiot he is, I don't waste time giving advice to people that can't even detect good advice
Is 2 am a bad time to ask someone out? Or should I wait till in the day?
>>34690332Yeah, that's old news though. I remember that from 20 years ago. Good thing I grew up on vidya instead of sports, games of that era were punishing.
>>34690341Sorry I was thinking about that trophy. Gimme that trophy!
>>34690326Is BPD from trauma or just something you're born with?
Me go now. Bye bye.
>>34690337Yeah I like weird bitches
>>34690340Wait until the day. I once asked a girl out around that time and she immediately made fun of me for it.
>>34690341Yeah. Not only did you lose MMR if you were shit at the game, your teammates would also call you slurs, sometimes you’d even be so dogshit at a game they have to put you in time out
>>34690339The monk one? He just said he's not religious.
>>34690348I'd even get hit with a ddos occasionally
>>34690350exactly, the solution then is to become religious
>>34690262Explains why Mexicans are so gay
The solution is right under your nose.
The solution was with you the entire time. *points to your heart*
>>34690275>Indian>ooh lawdy i shore do love chitlins bathtub collard greens and rap
>>34690358But she celebrates Kwanzaa! You know, the religion with watermelon colors.
I love rainbow
I hate seeing things I want waved in front of me close enough to get a smell and knowing I'll never be able to have them. When will I die already I need a new life.
>>34690364Your greed sickens me.
Wonder what Gregory House would think of Larry David.
I place my knapsack on my backMy rifle on my shoulderI'll march away to the firing line to kill that Yankee soldier I'll kill that Yankee soldier
>>34690364>I hate seeing things I want waved in front of me close enough to get a smell and knowing I'll never be able to have themThis is me when it comes to women.
>>34690372Your wrath sickens me.
>>34690372You lost
>>34690372You lost, Cleetus
>>34690373Your envy and lust sickens me.
God save the North Atlantic Treaty
>>34690377>Your envyJealousy*
>>34690366>>34690374>>34690377Throw up already
Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,To add something new to this wonderful year;To honour we call, you as freemen not slaves,For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
>>34690380Your gluttony sickens me.
>>34690378Ayo fuck NATO
>>34690381>anon still piratemaxxing
>>34690382
Men, be dead honest, is it true that if any young woman in your age range came up to you in public and just randomly asked for your number, you would inherently say yes? If not, how picky are you?And no she is not doing it for a bit/ making fun of you.
>>34690386The high seas shall know my name.
Here's forty shillings on the drumFor those who volunteer to come,To 'list and fight the foe todayOver the Hills and far awayO'er the hills and o'er the MainThrough Flanders, Portugal and SpainKing George commands and we obeyOver the hills and far away
>>34690390Nowadays no, but for most of my life, yes.
>>34690390No because I have an intact dignity and I'm not desperate so desperate for a partner that I'd say yes to and put up with anything that threw itself at me
>>34690393-_- its a hypothetical>>34690390Don't bother replying if you don't know how you'd feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning
>>34690392>>34690391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11gIw_6zrlI&list=RD11gIw_6zrlI&start_radio=1
>>34690390No, I would assume she is getting paid to get info on me or distract me while I get robbed or something
>>34690390I'm not picky and I like casual dating just to meet people and chat, but if I knew it wasn't going to work out (e.g. I really didn't think she was attractive, or I noticed her being rude to someone else) I'd politely turn her down by saying I wasn't dating at the moment but thanks anyway.
>>34690390She would need to be pretty but otherwise yes
>>34690397Sweethttps://youtu.be/aCynyt9z8CQ
James River bluesI just heard the awful newsI could steer around the rocksBut they're bustin' down the docks
I just found my favorite shirt behind my bed after thinking I lost it months ago. Women, is this a red flag?
>>34690404dependsshow shirt
>>34690404For crying out loud man keep this to your self!
>>34690390I'd probably try and talk to her a bit first to see if there's any chemistry
Should I go to the Chinese ass hair stylist or will they fuck me up
>>34690390MYes, it happened to me a couple times when I waited tables. She took a chance, she deserves at least something.
>>34690399>I'm not picky and I like casual dating just to meet people and fuckFtfy
Women, Would you date a man with gyno where getting it surgically removed isnt an option ? Men, Would you date a woman with pcos who has to shave her face often ?
>>34690410Nta hoe crass
>>34690390>young woman >in your age rangeIt's over.
>>34690414Hey 40 is relatively young still coable of much both physically and mentally
>>34690414Nigga are you 40
>>34690412Yes, if she did shave. I've seen a few who don't.
>>34690414Rofl, how old are you anon? As long as you're not over 35 you're good.
>>34690412I'd leave my gf if she developed PCOS
>>34690412I don’t know what that means
>>34690416Not yet, but you're not exactly young if you're in your 30's.>>34690415>>34690418I hope you're right, kind anons.
I'd leave my gf if someone from her close family got cancer
>>34690423i judged this at first but I think i can get why youd feel this way
>>34690424It's because he's a moid.
>>34690390>Men, be dead honest, is it true that if any young woman in your age range came up to you in public and just randomly asked for your number, you would inherently say yes?I wouldn't, but only because I'm partially deaf and struggle with phone calls. I might give her my email or insta instead. Also not if I happen not to be single! Obviously I'm not interested in dating literally everyone, but at the same time it's impossible to say whether I'd like to date someone or not if I haven't spent a little time with her - I'm not only interested in looks. So I would probably want to take the time to find out if I might like her or not rather than assuming I wouldn't.That said...>And no she is not doing it for a bit/ making fun of you....I have to be honest and say that this would be my starting assumption. She might have her work cut out to convince me this wasn't what she was doing.
>>34690423I'd leave my fiancee if one of her extended family members got a sunburn
>>34690425What if she gets cancer? I couldn't live with that.
>>34690410I don't fuck on the first or second date, and I'm not expecting it until we've been dating for a while anyway. I just like meeting people and chatting one on one with them.
>>34690429Or what if someone close to her got cancer again and we have to go through that again
>>34690390I mean no but only because I'd think if you were a scammerIf you proved you weren't a scammed, still no because I can't imagine a worse fate than spending hours alone with a strange girl that I need to impressBut I'm undateable anyways
>>34690262Basado
>>34690421Gyno or pcos
I get the ick when a girl wears a bandaid.
>>34690412>Men, Would you date a woman with pcos who has to shave her face often ?It's not called PCOS any more, it's called PMOS (Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome). And I would, but only if she actually does shave, and if she's doing something about it (e.g. losing weight, taking Metformin, and taking it easy on the carbs).
>>34690433You've got a penis and a tongue and ears? You're dateable.
>>34690436Whenever I see a bandaid on a girl Ibthink of that show bratz and hat twin that always has a bandaid on her nose
Just ate a tuna sandwich n
>>34690443What is that Dutch gentleman thinking?
My first crush used to chew mint gum all the time so now anytime a girl's breath smells like mint gum it turns me on.
>>34690445nice, am eating spicy hummus and carrots rn
Why do peoople with exes maaturbate ti porn when you have a memory of lhaving sex with someone? Wouldn't something you experienced have more impact on something you haven't?
Howdy, Euro Femanons.
>>34690452
Jine the canary
>>34690438>(Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome)Ray Peat Proven Right Again Awardyet the solution will be kept obfuscated
>>34690447I don't even remember a thing about my first crush or if she even influenced me at all. You guys are fucking faggots that attach way too much importance to women, specific ones and in general.
>>34690458
Men, did Kurt Cobain keel himself?
I don't have exes, but my hookups are average to pretty looking, while (some) pornstars are hot to gorgeous
>>34690465He lived a very sinful life, so yes, he asked for it.
>>34690469Meant for >>34690452
>>34690464based
>>34690462This.
>>34690465No he’s on tiktok talking about iPhones or somethinghttps://youtu.be/1WnNm-P9Wyk
>>34690465There are a lot of really fishy details but Occam's Razor says he did, so as someone who doesn't really care about it I accept the official explanation.
>>34690465If I was married to Courtney love I'd kill myself too
>>34690453>Howdy, Euro FemanonsImagine them expecting a kiss on the cheek every time they see you. I think I'd show up to any gathering already blushing.
I'm teaching my Chinese friend to jine the cavalry like one of Stuart's brave men
>>34690482You don't actually kiss anyone, you just touch cheeks.
>>34690482Very 3rd world hours tonight
Either gender,would you date someone who masturbated 3 times a day?
>>34690487That's still a lot when most women don't shake hands here.>>34690490Most of you aren't doing much better than Burgers in the current year. Maybe if you're Icelandic, or Norwegian.
>>34690498F, no.
>>34690500Who'd they rape was it a pretty white girl
>>34690498MYeah but only if they cut it out, unless they had some medical condition.
>>34690498M, yes.
>>34690501Is shaking hands taboo?
>>34690507They're evil, but 3/5 are conventionally attractive
>>34690510No, lol. Plus, you can't be evil and attractive by definition.
Women would you date a man who smoked and promised he'd stop
>>34690513Nag but I have never smoked in my life.
>>34690510Are there some invisible motherfuckers in the background, half of them look like cavemen
>>34690509No, but it's mostly a male-to-male greeting.
>>34690516That's cool man that's cool that you just told me something I didn't ask for out of nowhere for absolutely no reason
Keep calm and carry anOn
>>34690517>5>halfI thought moids were good at math?
>>34690440How desperate are you if those are your standards?
>>34690523Thanks, you too m8
>>34690512You jest, but our subconscious minds often think that
>>34690523Cat Eldar
Watching a seagull paddle in place so funny
>>34690527She's just trying to make you feel better.
>>34690498MYes but I want to watch sometimes
>>34690537NTA. It's probably to some Minotaur novel
>>34690524Taking everything literally is one of the worst curses of autism
post arms
>>34690523Keepa stiff uppa lyp, luv!
My autobiography title will be “The conquest of Earth and the struggle to unite her people”
>>34690498Yes, I will fix that.
>>34690542you first
>>34690542I don't want to tempt femanons into lust.
>>34690530I'm not joking and out subconscious is correct.
>>34690555Your mom was probably a Ted Bundy groupie.
>>34690555But women love evil men
It’s time.
>>34690563You got her there tbf
>>34690304>Why do my fellow men think they don't gave to comb their hair or shave regularly? Why would we?
>>34690563Evil women do, yes. Who cares what evil people's preferences are? >>34690561Hell no.
Which LLM should I make my girlfriend with?
Watching right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6DJvdkrgnw
Why is blue raspberry the king of the jolly ranchers?
>>34690589The shadows in the thumbnail make it look like there's a penis under his chin
>>34690592lol
>>34690440>>34690535Regardless I'm not a very nice personI wouldn't be a chick magnet if my personality didn't suck, but I'm so soulless and hard to deal withIdk why any person should bother with me
>>34690597Poor you
>>34690597Then become interesting. Self pity does NOTHING for you. Be the man you wish to be by going out there and doing things. Laugh cry love lose win but never stop going at it. The worst days are yet to come and the best days are rare and that is what you should live for. All the hardships will be worth it just for that one day and the calm will be ever more pleasant compared to what you are experiencing right now.
>>34690585I "met" my gf through chatgpt
>>34690628As in chatgpt is your gf
>>34690465>Men, did Kurt Cobain keel himself?I see no reason to think otherwise.
>>34690498>would you date someone who masturbated 3 times a day?M. Sure.
I still haven't seen “Master and Commander” should I watch it today?
>>34690585>Which LLM should I make my girlfriend with?DeepSeek.
>>34690631Well... Part of her is.
>>34690639>I still haven't seen “Master and Commander” should I watch it today?Yes. But make sure you're watching in surround sound, or you'll be missing out.
>>34690610>>34690622Was I asking for pity? I was just stating facts
Women, why do you expect men to eat you out for 30 minutes when you can get an orgasm with a vibrator in 5 minutes?
women only want one thing
>>34690652Moids in a nutshell. You think nothing matters except orgasms.
>>34690652Why isn't >he going to hum while eating me out occasionally? The point of sex is to please each other with each other. >He can hold the vibrator and thrust too.
>>34690653Webms just dont worm for me anymore since the website was opened again. I wish it would shut down again.
>>34690653>women only want one thingBlack boyfriends?
>>34690652It's not the vibe, I also get off with my fingertip in 5 minutes
>>34690655What does matter then?
>>34690653>women only want one thingChocolate ice cream.
>>34690663When you can answer that question yourself, someone might want to have sex with you.
>>34690653A man in a full suit of plate armor
>>34690390Who do you have your eye on?
>>34690644What does that even mean
>>34690652And women can get each other off even more than vibrators. Technology doesn't override evolutionary instinct.
how come british people are just so much more inherently pleasant to listen to than americans? Not all the accents in the UK necessarily, but many of them.
>>34690676Whachu talking bout!? MHMMMMMM
>>34690667ntaits very gay and retarded to go on an anonymous imageboard then refuse to elaborate on your opinions
>>34690668Knights were manlets. You deserve a Hessian Fusilier BVLL
>>34690326>If you are going to hate me hate me for the sake of me.Didn't you support and glorify older male predators, quite similarly to CB? I don't hate you, but this is a good enough reason to feel disgust towards you.
>>34690676It's not just voices, they adhere to maners more often. Americans tend to create narcissists that think they can speak however they like and everybody will be able to hear and understand them perfectly. They also believe the disabled and immigrants shouldn't exist in their perfect world.
>>34690685NTA. Hybristophilia is huge amongst BPD chicks
>>34690688Aren't you racist? What's with the love for immigrants all of a sudden?
I'm going to kick your ass, Femanon!*swings around nunchucks*
>>34690585Claude, if you want the authentic leftist gaslighting and manipulation experience.
>>34690692Women can almost never truly be racist because the core essence and spirit of racism is xenophobia and in-group preferences. Women are far more egalitarian and have far less biologically engraved in-group preferences than men, and the idea of excluding presumably downtrodden people sets off their alarm bells far more than it does for men.
>>34690690Part of the reason I don't understand why so many nerdy, wholesome chungus guys want to date BPDemons.
>>34690692White people can also immigrate here.Please come here foreign white guys.
>>34690695Women have a very strong sex-based in-group preference, one of the strongest ever studied iirc. Just not an ethno-cultural one.
>>34690696bpds who pass the test of not immediately self destructing, develop high self determination as a byproductmeek nerds have low self determination so their personalities get subsumed and dominated easily by the more spiritually powerful bpds
>>34690696Their problem is that they're inexperienced and don't actually know what they want. And all their relationship knowledge comes from various forms of fiction and social media.
>>34690698Since when are you bri'ish?
>>34690668>spend 100.000s in 2026 money on a hand-tooled suit of fine steel>she sails off into the sunset with a bare-chested coastal raider with a bear pelt on his head chivalry is dead, and the cause is murder
>>34690698Too many fat women there and it's off-putting. Also, I'd have to drive a lot. Walkable cities are better.
>>34690704I'm not. I just understand culture differences.
>>34690698I don't think white immigrants are the ones they have a problem with
>>34690326>>34690685If you're still into Cr*c and MK* kind of men, it's understandable why anons feel sus about you. That's your choice...>>34690690Despite the BPD skewed tastes.
America. The land free of the brave and the bold.
>>34690700Yes, I was specifically referring to ethnic and cultural lenses.
>>34690698>White people can also immigrate here.>Please come here foreign white guys.That wouldn't be fair to the Indian bros. Canada is their stomping grounds.
>>34690283See you tomorrow
I think I would be ok with my bf hitting me sometimes and it would be preferable to passive aggressiveness or something
Any travel and cultural experiences that really shook your perception of an entire people? State gender and share.
>>34690717Trans hands
>>34690713It's probably because they had to be okay with being conquered by other cultures. If they resisted they'd just be killed along with the men.
>>34690717On the ass, right? Not the face?
>>34690718MWatching codex pajeetI don't travel
>>34690717You just think it sounds hot, you don't need to make it anymore complicated than that.
>>34690717Like an open palm smack or with his fists
>>34690722Like a smack on the head
>>34690725That's literally just how women think subconsciously. The hot part is just an extra bit that gets tacked on when the wires are crossed.
>>34690698No white european wants to immigrate to trump's america. Only indians want it. People like you existing all over america make it even less appealing.
>>34690718MMost Canadians are absolutely vile, repulsive, slimy, spiritually poisonous snarky little cunts.
>>34690717I'll do this to my future gf, but only if she requests it. And is has to be during sex.
>>34690718MFirst time I drove through Michigan, I was blown away by how friendly everyone in the Upper Peninsula was and how everyone in lower Michigan drove like they were on meth and/or intoxicated.
>>34690730Usa and canada are literally the same. Anything you say about americans also applies to canadians.
>>34690727You're going to get punch drunk when you're 40
>>34690737Nope, sorry.
>>34690729She's Canadian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0M8zY45KAM
>>3469073050% of Canadians are about as Canadian as the taj Mahal so yeah
>>34690717Good girl.
>>34690717this is completely normal for a woman to feel
women is a weird name an ick
>>34690730https://youtu.be/EWX0bbGAd0kApparently, most people prefer Canadian tourists over USA ones
So in the book clarice and hannibal run away together
>>34690747kinda, it's giving your parents infused you with main character energy
>>34690750do they also make yummy stew?
>>34690750"I dont pretend to understand every woman's little quirks, but if there's one thing that I know for sure it's that chicks dig jerks"
https://youtu.be/qO1CG8_kXgcAre you elfpilled or dwarfpilled?
>>34690755the only girls I know that date assholes are assholes themselves if you want an asshole gf, go ahead and listen to this advice
>>34690756melfpilled, dwarves are reddit as fuck
>>34690756I prefer elves M
>>34690758It's a song.
>>34690762yes, yet you felt the need to quote it like it's a wise snippet you agree with
>>34690756MDwarvesElves are a bit more sus and trannylooking
>>34690756Dwemerpilled
Femanons, is this true?
>>34690752I mean it's a normal name where I'm from (Europe) but you'd have no idea how to pronounce it or where it's even from
>>34690770says who? as long as it's an actual name and not from some anime or so, it's probably alright
>>34690769Yes, but I still want to be the first one.
>>34690769yes, better to be a dwarf with an axe than an axeless elf
>>34690771Says everybody I've ever interacted with. Fuck I don't even know how it's supposed to be properly pronounced.
>>34690766>this imageinstantly reminded
>>34690777it's np if it's seen as weird because the people around you are just uneducated, it's icky if it's weird because your parents needed to be quirky chunguses
>>34690766>any form of androgyny is tranniesamericans are mindraped
People hate elves simply due to spite and jealousy.
>>34690786Why would I want to be a flamboyant homosexual
>>34690786it really is just an inferiority complex, kek
>>34690787Why would you want to be a dragon prince? >>34690788At the end of the day elves always save the world in any setting.
>>34690787>t. thinks he is straight if he is into big muscular men instead
Women do you ever call men boys? What age does it start to become weird?
>>34690794Boys is any guy under the age of 20. After that it's weird. I guess you could call guys between 20-25 young men.
What's it like to be hers
>>34690794I call men boys if they're attractive or younger than me.
>>34690786>People hate elves simply due to spite and jealousy.Same reason men hate women?
https://youtube.com/shorts/e_MbMelqals
I've only done blow once in my life. Is this a dealbreaker for women?
>>34690781Kek
>>34690802>JH is awakeFfs, don't you sleep in on the weekend?
>>34690818No, but it's a dealbreaker if you still think that was based or plan to do it again.
>>34690789Eh, no. It's usually humans.
>>34690794Only if they are quite a bit younger than me. Otherwise it is men or, if they are (acting) very boyish, guys.
>>34690676>how come british people are just so much more inherently pleasant to listen to than americans? Not all the accents in the UK necessarily, but many of them.A thing which interests me is that, despite Britain being so much smaller than the US, the sheer range of accents is so much larger. There are regional accents in the US, obviously (and there are some interesting and very localised accents, like the one in New Orleans). But nonetheless, all of those are still recognisably "American", and they're much more similar to one another than many British accents are. If you compare people from Lerwick (or Stornoway), Inverness, Glasgow, Newcastle, Barnsley, Lancaster, Belfast, Liverpool, Bangor, Swansea, Birmingham, London, and Plymouth (or Truro), the difference between all of those accent-wise is vastly much greater than the difference between Minnesota and Texas, despite the distances involved being much smaller.
>>34690717>I think I would be ok with my bf hitting me sometimesWell, you shouldn't be.
>>34690781I guess elves are also hyenapilled
>>34690822I do think it was based but I won't do it again
>>34690769That's funny but honestly yeah, pretty much. Arwen was definitely in my mental mood board for what I wanted to become when I grow up. A lot of things about that aesthetic/ideal just stop making sense when you age. I was obsessed with being mysterious, now I'm like, wtf does that even mean? Being vague? Acting secretive? Similarly, I had this ideal of being very quiet, soft-spoken, gentle and so on, but naturally I am a person who is expressive, reacts quickly, talks easily and loads. I tried for years during puberty to become this ideal but the people that knew me back then did not even perceive me as feminine and soft spoken, just as insecure, guarded and withdrawn. Basically the whole idea of having an ideal to work towards for your personality and the impression you make themselves is deeply superficial and just kind of misguided. I think most people stop caring at some point or start realizing they just are who they are.
>>34690834Then that's a dealbreaker.
Should married handsome men, grow beards and shave their mustache to signifie to other women that they are taken?
>>34690839Up to you.
>>34690839If you want people to know right away that's pretty much what the wedding right does right?
>>34690839>signal that he's taken That's what his behavior and the wedding band is for. >long beard>shaved mustache Are you a muslim or what?
>>34690842That’s right!
>>34690836Why?
>>34690835I thought this said "easily takes loads"
>>34690829>>34690748>that whole island hates itself
Do you ever worry your kids will consume media that teaches them to have an attitude?
>>34690833fucking BASED
>>34690835What if I hate who I am
>>34690845Drugs are bad but people make mistakes. You not regretting that past mistake is a red flag.
>>34690843>MuslimWhat?!
>>34690849Yes. But I also know that no media can override a genuinely solid foundation.
>>34690847Kek I see how that happened.
>>34690852It's a nuanced thing and every decision 8 made has made me the man I am today so I don't have many regrets. Who knows how I'd have turned out if I didn't bump a line that night?
>>34690737Canadians can be trusted with guns.
>>34690855Well you aren't amish either, so.
>>34690850Uh...
>>34690861Just because I have a phone, dosen’t mean I’m allowed to!
>>34690851Accepting who you are does not mean you stop trying to grow or improve upon yourself, it just means you accept what you are working with. Like if you had made a cake batter that you don't really like you can add stuff to it seeing if the taste improves, but if you try to make a wholly different dish out of the cake batter, that's bound to be a disappointment.It is absolutely fine to recognize your flaws, weak points, things you can develop more. But it should always be like that, seeing parts of yourself you wish to navigate better or see if those can change, not starting with a vision for the end result of who you want to be and working back from there. That is mostly the difference, whether you want to improve upon yourself and see what results that gives, who you turn out to be, or that you have already decided exactly who you want to be and now you want to push yourself to achieve that end result.
>>34690859Sure, you can appreciate the lessons you learned from it. The lesson you should have learned from it is to stay away from drugs. If that is what it taught you then I guess you could say you can appreciate it teaching you something important whilst still acknowledging that consuming drugs is a bad thing. But saying the experience was based and having fond memories of it instead of fond memories of how it taught you that's a bad idea would be a red flag.
Should we all go back to reality to escape the Internet and the hellhole that technology has become?
>>34690870yes, that would do us good
>>34690870Reality is pretty hellish too tho
>>34690218Do women get the ick if you have mercy upon critters?
>>34690873No, I get the ick if you unnecessarily kill an innocent and harmless living being.
>>34690874This. I just take the spideys outside. I even let one stay on the bathroom windowsill.
>>34690873>>34690874This. Mosquitos are the only animal I can deal with seeing killed in front of me and I still don't love it and don't usually do it myself (barring certain sleepless nights where you just get sick of this shit).
>>34690873Yes, a woman broke up with me because I refused to kill a snake we found in our shared double wide trailer. At the time I blamed her meltdown over it on her mental autism and tianeptine addiction.
>>34690880I wish mosquitos had more meat on them. They're not very good eating, and you can never get enough of a concentration of them to harvest them as seasoning on your bread or rice like you can with ants.
>>34690870Yes, it would be like that old school Simpsons episode where all the kids go outside when their TVs stop working and they don't know what to do with themselves and are confused by the sight of the sun.
I will sexually pleasure you with my penis.
>buggery anon gearing up for another episode someone call an exorcist pls
State genderAre you an edgelord/edgelady? How edgy are you? Or do you just like edging?
>>34690863problem?
>>34690890F.>Are you an edgelord/edgelady? Depends on who you ask.>How edgy are you?Depends on who you ask. >Or do you just like edging?No.
>>34690890F, not at all, I am more the kind of person edgelords like to try to provoke for being too earnest. But it is not as easy to provoke me as it seems. Enjoying edgelord humor on /b/ as a teenager is my peak edge and I doubt I will ever surpass it at this point. I do like edging though.
>>34690218Is it a dealbreaker if a guy doesn’t like receiving head?
>>34690895No, that's a good thing.
It is no longer first past the post. This is something else, isn't it?
>>34690898what?
>>34690895I think it only would be for quite a small minority of women and it would be a relief for more of them.
>>34690901his ejaculation doesn't reach as far
State gender.Has your artistic career ever consisted of taking artistic nudes of your sexual partners while they are masturbating or sleeping naked? As well as photographing your wounds when they beat you during their Borderline Personality episodes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5kpAgWk_rI
>>34690865:(
>>34690906Touch grass.
Do you guys remember back in the 00’s when you could download picture of flowers and save them in your folders, but when no one was looking, you could press ctrl-something and a naked woman would appear on the picture?
>>34690910No I was too busy living
>>34690909Sorry I don't smoke grass any more, it gives me bad episodes
>>34690884I remember this unironically happening during a city wide power cut a year or two ago
What is the mental illness that drives you into want to getting a gf/bf?
>>34690916Social pressurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wzdTTSA7nQ
>>34690916Human nature.
>>34690916Being human
Jesus has taken the wheel. And now, you are suffering.
>>34690916Wanting companionship, sex and love is normal and natural. It is good for our health to be in long term relationships to the point where being in a steady LTR helps as much for your health as quitting smoking in middle age. It lowers your stress levels and blood pressure and in practice a partner helps and encourages you to commit to healthy practices (shared home cooked meals, physical activities, not bottling up emotions and stress). People are not meant to be alone, it is not good for us. The real tragedy isn't even that not everyone is (already) in a relationship but more that solo entertainment and spending time alone has become so much more common that oftentimes single people also lack a warm social environment apart from not being in a relationship.
I want a dramatic life not a boring stable one. I don't care if it kills me as long as it makes a good story.
>>34690920HA i beat you to it you owe me a handjob
>>34690919>human naturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElN_4vUvTPs
>>34690917Now I know that sodomy schizo listens to trance
>>34690835>>34690865Fair enough.
It's really gross. I don't like it.
>>34690916It's called lust.
Marxism
When I see female musicians or other such artists I rarely acknowledge their talent or works because they're usually quite middling and just see them as sex symbols in a different flavour. Is there something wrong with me or is this normal for most men?
>>34690933You have never learned about the musical genius of Lauren Mayberry, have you? The woman who defined the previous decade?
>>34690933How old are you? I feel this is definitely the norm for teenage guys. When even just the sight of a woman lights up the SEX part of your brain very brightly it can also be hard to see anything else really.If you're like mid-twenties or older then yes it is definitely a you issue.
How often do you experience costochondritis?
>>34690935Chvrches sucks.>>3469093623. I just feel like they aren't good for much else, so what else can you see them as.
Well we tried democracy and it failed can we go back to serfdom?
>>34690940That already exists, it's called working for Amazon
>>34690941I just want is to call this society for what it is.
>>34690940Who is we?
>>34690940Don't worry, we gon soon. We gon.
Real artists generate their ideas in a vacuum. The truly talented don't have inspirations they simply make new things up themselves. If you find inspiration or ideas anywhere you stole them and they aren't yours because you didn't come up with them even if you changed them. Without that thing none of your work would exist.
>>34690939>I just feel like they aren't good for much elseYeah I got that, but again this is definitely a you-issue. You can ask to be proven wrong but you can also ask yourself why you feel this way when most men do not, or at least not to such an extreme extent. If you have the balls, ask a man irl what they think women are good for other than sex and hear what they say.It is hard to change any perception you have already embraced. Think of it this way: surely you have heard endless middling, not overly talented male musicians. But none of those made you doubt men are capable of making great music. Even if from now to the foreseeable future, you would somehow ONLY run into new male made music that sucks, you would still not conclude that men aren't as good as making music as you thought. It is the same the other way around. If you have decided women are unworthy, no amount of positive exceptions will easily make you radically change your outlook. But that is not because there is no argument against it. It is because you like feeling this way and see no reason to change. Which is kind of a human nature thing because again, people do not like to reevaluate core convictions. Women are people like men are. Just like men, most of them are not strikingly talented at anything at all. But most of them have their moments of kindness, of wisdom, of inspiration, of humor, of anything you can enjoy about another person.
>>34690945Why make something new and frail when you can take something beautiful and perfect it?
>>34690945>being a real scientist means not using any data or facts already discovered and just creating knowledge in a vacuum untainted by influences of other scientistsThis is how you sound anon. What you write is just as retarded.
>>34690947Well not perfect it just work with it and generate more from it. New ideas are overrated we already have everything we need and more.
>>34690946Are you a bot?
>>34690921Good.
>>34690951No anon, wtf. Some people are just fast typers.
>>34690933There's something wrong with you but something being wrong with you is also quite normal in the sense of it being widespread, so it's both.
((people))
>>34690955Fuck the people. Hate them too many of them for my liking.
>>34690953I never said men can't be shit artists plenty of men are shit artists and I just think they're overconfident larping tools. I just said women can't reach the highs of artistry that men can. Like I was watching a performance by die spitz. And I was like man these girls suck I can't stand her vocals but is fuck the absolute shit out of every single one of them. Really the only way they can be good is if they're used as a tool and conducted by men like singers and orchestra pieces. But in terms of making their own works they fall so far behind. >>34690954And what is that something pray tell
If someone granted you 500 years to live would you spend a 100 of those years being a soldier and killing without question for that person?
>>34690958>what is that somethingUnchallenged weakness.
>>34690959no thanks
>>34690959i would spend 100 years dabbing on strangers for him
>>34690960?
>>34690958>I never said men can't be shit artists plenty of men are shit artists and I just think they're overconfident larping tools.My argument also wasn't that you think every male artist is good, but rather that you do not draw conclusions about the whole male sex from shitty male artists and you do for women. As long as that is how you observe, you will never be proven wrong because the double standard cannot be broken.I'll bite though, because why not. Do you think Nina Simone is also a tool to ohh and ahh in the background? She did not write most of her own songs, but she did improvise on them, often spontaneously in concert too. Joni Mitchell is another very talented artist - if you are put off by her high register, realize her voice gets a lot deeper with age, like in her 1983 rendition of "A Case of You" - who perfoms songs she writes herself and plays the guitar herself, apparently (I don't know shit about guitars) in quite a particular and difficult way too. Patti Smith is another example of a female singer who writes her own songs (melody and texts) and while you can love or hate her style, it is hard to argue she is very original and brings a big energy. Meshell Ndgeocello is one of the most versatile, talented and original modern day artists I know about, from striking original productions to wonderful covers that sometimes turn the song inside out, like her manic, hyper fast rendition of House of the Rising Sun.
Why don't we design toilet seats to have you in a squatting position? I think many of our problems come due to bad bowl movements and us being unable to poo properly.
>>34690965Damn you really are a bot
>>34690948I'm just beating myself up
Having a job should automatically secure you a ration of food and water and if you want more you can buy it. This to me sounds like something that would make people less frustrated and angry and more financially free. Doesn't make sense to me that this isn't a thing already.
>>34690968Why is this the new way to reply to posts you don't like and don't wish to engage with? No anon I am a real person sitting on my couch and thinking you are retarded and being a snob about music while you clearly don't even know shit about it if you feel confident claiming there are no good original female song composers.
>>34690968She's just neurotic and autistic af.
>>34690969If it's because of this reasoning then it is totally pointless. Even artists that do not enjoy consuming art (rare) will be influenced by everything they witnessed and everything that impressed them. Songs in the background, dreams, color combinations in nature, anything. You cannot create art as a blank slate and people are never blank slates.
>>34690974You really do type like one I'm just saying. If you really aren't one then it says a lot about you.
Why are people allowed to wear whatever they want? There should really be a dress code in society. No you can not wear sweatpants to a restaurant.
>>34690979>why Because this is the end times.
>>34690978I'm not even typing in my first language now, why would I care how my writing style comes across to a complete stranger? And you are right, it could well be stilted or awkward in a way I do not see myself because it is not my native language. Either you want to try one of my recomendations or you don't, that's all. Cheers.
>>34690979Sounds like a terrible idea.
A female has never created anything as good as this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmVK3ZY9RoBest art comes from pain and struggle, but females have never suffered and live life on easy-mode.
>>34690979I was in a mid-to upper class restaurant and someone bought in their fucking smelly dog. i was surprised it was even allowed. thing stank up the entire restaurant, hated it. never went there again.thats even worse than dress code
>>34690982I'm just kidding I'm just trolling you but I really don't listen to music by women because I am afraid of them.
>>34690986But that's a black man, white men are spiritually female
>>34690979I guess because back when dress codes were very strict and specific, they were intended to show your role in society, your level of wealth, your profession, your religious group, maybe even the village you were from. Nowadays people see themselves as a singular unit and they do not want to show themselves to the world as part of X, Y and Z collectives but rather as a unique individual, where everything shows something about your personal taste or looks and not about where you are going or where you came from. Also realize how much money is made from people customizing this way, where which brand phone you use, how you dress, the car you drive and so on are all associated with different kind of people. This is an age old capitalist trick, e.g. in the past babies usually wore white (and often not even clothes, they would just be bundled up in sheets) and you could use the same stuff for all your kids. Nowadays you are expected to have a whole "boy" or "girl" set up for your baby which means if you have a son and then a daughter, you will end up buyiing things you already have at home just so have a customized version for your baby - so a lot more money spent and earned. Differentiation is good for consumerism in this way. If you were simply supposed to dress according to your standing or plans, a lot less clothes would be sold and all those companies making money from that now would be unhappy.
>>34690988NGL you are not the first person who accused me of just posting AI slop and it makes me kind of paranoid at this point because as I said I cannot judge what I sound like properly myself so by this point I am definitely happy I rarely speak English to people face to face. I don't know if you are serious about being afraid of women but it did make me smile so thanks anyway. And you are just missing out if you never heard Nina Simone, for real. Try Sinnerman or her live version of How It Feels To Be Free. She has an amazing voice she has such control over but the most wonderful part is her emotional expression and how effortless it feels.
Is it possible to find a girlfriend who doesn't want to do romantic stuff?
>>34690994define romantic stuff
>>34690994>>34690995What anon asked. I'm in a relationship where we do not usually give each other gifts for birthdays/anniversaries, we go on a traditional date maybe twice a year at most - I think in six years we only went to a restaurant together twice when not on vacation - and do not celebrate Valentine's day. But we still whisper sweet nothings, stare in each other's eyes, make out, bring each other an unasked for snack or tiny gift just because sometimes. I think every person wants their relationship to be romantic but it greatly differs what they mean by that.
>>34690994They actually get the ick if you WANT to do romantic stuff for them.
>>34690890F. I used to think I was so edgy. Now I realize I wasn't, and I'll never be, so I have to find happiness in being a goody twoshoes.
theres a convenience store near my college that I go to every morningthey serve several fried foods as breakfast, and always 1 potato thing. either hash browns or potato croquettes. the croquettes are awful, but the hash browns are amazing. thing is its usually the fucking croquettes even though they never sell out and i dont buy thempisses me offhad to share this somewhere. perhaps the female hivemind can influence the female manager to make hash browns tomorrow?
Dude bv is hot as croissant. Like it or not your girls prospexr sexual value goes up when we see stuff like thatAlso im tryint to imrpove my aura today
>>34691005Sorry anon I just returned from the hivemind meeting and it's croquettes again. That is final. It is out of my hands.
>>34690973We already see that with prisons and schools, and it's bottom of the barrel slop that's as toxic as it is sustaining. And the government will just hike taxes to pay for it which is why taxes are already steep to help offset all the other handout programs.
>>34691005Cook your own food, dummy.
>>34691011>being a BBW chaser in 2026The world is your oyster, my friend.
>>34691017I have to travel an hour to college so i dont have the time for breakfast>>34691012FUUUUUUUCK
>>34691015Well it should be great food not toxic
>>34690992It's because you type in a very generic/Reddity way and drop giant walls walls of text extremely quickly like it wasn't even 2 minutes between >>34690990 and >>34690992 be a bit more concise if you can I am serious I sweat when I talk to them outside of extremely structured and professional settings but on my own I'm hopeless.I've never listened to her but I don't find her voice particularly captivating or anything. I think a lot of old music was a product of its time and hasn't aged particularly well but it's just a taste mismatch at the end of the day.
>>34691011I think it's trying to communicate something but I'm not entirely sure
>>34691019they are the sexiest women desu you're probably a virgin. i always cum with them the easiest but my pepee feels small in theri big thighs. u must be a gay guy or smth most straight men love bbws and like will actually fight to death for them. they are beautiful as fuck. ur gay.
>>34691015>as toxic as it is sustainingSo not very? Or extremely?
>>34690999>whisper sweet nothings, stare in each other's eyesnow that's what I call giga cringe
>>34691023>you type in a very generic/Reddity way and drop giant walls walls of textThe phoneposterization of the internet and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>34691025this sounds like something a fat woman would write
>>34691019He's the fat guy who posts about BBC I'm pretty sure
>>34690933Aren't most going to be bad-to-mid by definition?
>>34691005Have you tried complimenting the hash and giving positive feedback when ordering?
>>34691030I don't even read what I type man it's just a stream of consciousness
i have a giant (huge!) need to eat pussy. they've harassed me till i have a huge need to. this is impossible.
>>34691037demonic possession is no joke indeed
>>34691034I have, I know 2 of the employees. they say its up to the manager what gets cooked. the manager doesnt go by whats popular or what makes the most money, they go on a whim. for example one time she cooked like 20 hot dogs and had to throw most of them out because nobody was buying them
ive literally been struck by dicklust for women, save me. they look good rn
>>34690944NTA. The difference is lords actually needed their serfs. Soon the billionaires won't need us anymore.
>>34691022The west is run like a business, and it's better for profits to offer you easy food that poisons you so you can pay them for the cures too.>>34691026Kek, you caught me not thinking. It's at least as toxic as it is sustaining, as in, it keeps you alive but you'll pay the price with your health. Sysco has the majority of America running on microwaved cheap foods.
there are blond girls at the gym that never say anything and have pert bodacious bodies. i want to get in their freakin business and booty and head. i wanna lick their tight buttholes till i can figure them out. i wanna kiss their bodies too. its mostly a worship thing. they look good. i would kiss their feet too probably but i dont do that a lot
>>34691041Most gracious Virgin Mary, thou who wouldst crush the head of the serpent, protect us from the vengeance of the evil one.We offer our prayers, supplications, sufferings and good works to you so that you may purify them, sanctify them and present them to thy Son as a perfect offering.May this offering be given so that the demons that influence anon do not know the source of the expulsion and blindness.Blind them so they know not our good works.Blind them so that they know not on whom to take vengeance.Blind them so that they may receive the just sentence for their works.Cover us with the Precious Blood of thy Son so that we may enjoy the protection which flows from His Passion and Death.We ask this through the same Christ Our Lord.Amen.
>>34691037Is it true that eating poon is carcinogenic unless they have the hpv vaccine?
>>34691040Ah I see, that's just female business management in action unfortunately.
>>34691048i dont know i want it. its really good like why why cant i get it?i dont want to just sit here.
>>34690945>Real artists generate their ideas in a vacuum. The truly talented don't have inspirations they simply make new things up themselvesAre there any examples of this? Anytime I look into a legendary painter, author, musician, or director, it's clear that their work is heavily inspired by others, and they even admit it a lot of the time.
if u guys have sisters can i meet themill give them a good time
>>34691055I was just thinking about my sister. My god strike you down and judge you for your sins.
>>34691023I appreciate the serious feedback but the thing is it takes about 3x as long to read over my word vomit and reduce the amount of words. I do that when I write for work or I used to for my studies, but if I have to agnoize over my answers on here the whole idea of shitposting just because is killed and it just becomes work. Plus if I truly do not have that much to say about a certain question or topic I just do not get the urge to respond in the first place, why bother if it evokes nothing in you?
i liek stinky pussy
>>34691059I'm sure you do.
Need girlfriend who lets me call her mommy
>>34691061I'm sure you do.
So the BV namefag abandoned her children? Is that true?
>>34691042They will always need us. Even if machines/AI could take over the whole of menial labor (not just physical labor but also everything to do with healthcare and customer service), how would one feel elite if there are no plebs to distinguish yourself from and feel superior to?
Need a girlfriend who lets me call her Captain.
>>34691064Fully automated luxury communism. Even when that's here there's still competition for pussy.
>>34691031Probably just cause her boobs are big and saggy. He wants to motorboat them. He keeps forgetting she abandoned her children
>>34691068What happened to the children
>>34691063Probably not, no. My guess is that there's some sort of arrangement where she sees her daughter maybe on the weekend and holidays. I'd say the child lives with a foster family. That's usually what happens when you have to go to court because you assaulted someone, you use drugs, have mental health issues that lead to neglect of the child but the end goal of CPS is always to keep the family together (mainly because paying a foster family, social workers etc costs a LOT of tax money) so it would probably take a lot more for the child to actually get put up for adoption. That's reserved for very crass cases and I think she would not have been able to keep that under wraps for so many years if there was things going on in her family that were of that calibre.
>>34690979>Why are people allowed to wear whatever they want? There should really be a dress code in society. No you can not wear sweatpants to a restaurantBecause we're not cucks who want the state to be our surrogate parent? A restaurant is free to make its own dress code, and you can refuse to dine there if it's not strict enough for your sensibilities. I bet you would've been a Stasi collaborator in East Germany.
>>34691048Going outside for any length of time is carcinogenic unless you wear sunscreen of a proper spf.
>>34691068I don't think guys that have a fat fetish give a shit about the character of the fat women they jerk off to anon. They're way too far gone to still have that level of care.
>>34691073You are dysfunctional if you do not crave order
>>34691063>Is that true?Obviously not.How would /atoga/ even find out? She would never admit to it, and Ohio would never accuse her of it. It was invented entirely in /atoga/'s imagination.The only decent case for child abandonment in /atoga/ history is when Cheswick accused Gary of it.
>>34691063She cried about it on her discord which seemed to be more important to her than taking care of her children
total christcuck destruction
>>34691077If I remember correctly, she did actually talk about her daughter not living with her at some point but she quickly stopped doing that once she realized people piled on to that. She has since completely stopped talking about her kids, which I have to give her props for. Also, situations can change. Maybe the kid wasn't with her three years ago but is back again now.
>>34691078She cried about what
>>34691080I doubt it, since she's always on here.
>>34691075>way too far goneLike its a bad thing. Shes mommy as fuck
>>34691079Our Father, who art in heaven,hallowed be thy name;thy kingdom come;thy will be done;on earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread.And forgive us our trespasses,as we forgive those who trespass against us.And lead us not into temptation;but deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom,the power and the glory,for ever and ever.Amen.
>>34691076Avtism
>>34691078Sorry, Anon, but I don't trust Anons who don't back up their claims.
>>34691080Some years ago i used to post here a lot. The 2 famous namefags here were her and croc. Both turned out to be child abusers.
>>34691081Are you retarded
>>34691082Kids in the US are at school all day, even if she lived with her, she'd just have to make some breakfast and dinner and get her to bed and to school on time. That takes maybe one hour of not being able to post total.
I believe in god after many years of heresy i got a message from him. All we can do in this life is help ourselves and take our like choices where we can. U cant save someone else really but u can abstain from hurting them I would prefer to be my own god sometimes but its probably folly
>>34691086Wtf do you want me to do, I'm not in it anymore and I didn't save screenshots or something like a lunatic >>34691090She's here all weekend too
>>34691088Not surprising.
>>34691089I was asking for more detailed explanation if you actually have one
>>34691091Half the time we blame each other for the exact things we do and thats original sin. We are so guilty about what we do every moment that we blame people we could be just talking to. We blame them because we feel guilty gang. We dont wanna face ourselves
>>34691091>I would prefer to be my own god sometimes but its probably follyThat's how satan got to where he is now and why pride is considering the most dangerous of the cardinal sind. Careful there.
>>34691046MHonestly, this is why I'm building a home gym instead of going to one.There's just no way I could be surrounded by fit women in workout clothes and not accidentally check one out.
>>34691072>That's usually what happens when you have to go to court because you assaulted someone, you use drugs, have mental health issues that lead to neglect of theWhat does she have? Mental issues?
>>34691094Don't ask questions. Just believe.
>>34691072It depends on how old the children are as well. I know when my single father was sent away for a few months, we also had to go through a bunch of CPS workers to not end up in foster care until our father returned. But I think what saved us was that me and my siblings were in our teens already and we kinda knew what to say to the workers from past experiences.
>>34691083That's just sad mane.
>>34691092>weekendI guess tablets and grandmas >>34691101exist.
>>34691076I can order myself. Maybe I'm born to lead, and you're born to follow?
>>34691101I think the daughter is around ten. Idk if she has more than one kid. >>34691099I wouldn't know. Probably some combination of different issues.
>>34691102Maybe if ur a therapized gay guy like yourself. These guys are so gay theyre like little toys that fall for women science and get therapized until theyre fucjing astonished and shocked that people want to fuck beautiful fat women. U gotta stay off the koolaid and listen to a trump speech or something dude really
>>34691064Well, they'll probably keep some of us around as sex slaves and test subjects.
u basically get bullied by female liberals until you're a little attack dog against other males. well done dude. they respect you a lot. you probably sit on your ass and spin when ordered by your nearest female liberal handler.
>>34691110I would if she's pretty
Women what should I fap to today?
>>34691110>let's himself be bullied by female liberalsThat wouldn't happen to me
>>34691098Assuming they're actually hot what if they're fat?
exactly, liberal males are complete scoundrels and betrayers of men. its like a sport to them to stand for nothing and betray their brothers for the slightest handwave from a well-to-do woman.unfortunately ur gay and play dominoes as your main sport. i box and lift while practicing ancient martial art tactics and paradigms.u ever done spider mode in the gymdont @ me
>>34691104I won't follow just anyone. We have zero real leaders today which is why everything sucks.
>>34691116You do type like you get hit in the head a lot.
>>34691099Just read her posts >>34691103Why are you making excuses for her lol, she's a shit person and a garbage poster kids or no, even if she does get your dick hard
>>34691119i got concussed by a snake in the gym and seizured about 20 times over the last year recovering. i didnt need any health work cus im a BOSS. WHAT THE FUCKanyways he fucking shook me in the ring im physically afraid of this guy now. ill probably beat him up in a year though. thought it'd be this one. there will be get back on his aryan bitch ass
>>34691112You shouldn't masturbate at all.>>34691120I'm not making excuses. I'm saying she probably just let's the tablet and grandma look after the child and that's why she can still post all day on the weekend. Get a grip.
>>34691124like literally just going out to exercise and collapsing and seizuring with my ass up looking stupid. from the heat or something. looked stupid as fuck to the girls walking by. this guys is an asshole. i couldnt travel for a while. i got cool shoes though
Women, how are you taught to be feminine?
(im getting knocked out again this guy is a coach with multiple fights)
>>34691132I don't need to be taught how to be what I am.
Knock knock
>>34691141hello
>>34691141Who's there
>>34691138NTA patriarchal expectations are absolutely taught.
I cannot imagine working in an office. What a cucked job. "Yeah I work in administrations" I would sooner shoot myself.
>>34691145Patriarchal expectations have little to do with femininity. Maybe asides from the basic hierarchy of authority.
>hear weird music>go in bedroom>ask bf what the fuck he is doing>he explains he is on a date with a woman in red dead redemption seeing a fireshow and you can press a button to put your arm around herThis is gayer than the sims what the fuck are you guys doing? Do you actually like that? Men you are never allowed to make fun of our games again
>>34691128>This is why white guys don't get laid despite being the most desiredWhy did you delete?
I would enjoy seeing an experiment of creating a tribal society. We would drop off a large amount of 12 year olds in some jungle and give them a chance to create a stone age community. I suspect the mortality would be high but some would survive and carry on.
>>34691132>mfw I didn't have a mom growing up or female role models and got into stereotypically male interests and now everyone thinks I'm gay.
>>34691132Just how it is
>>34691154Tomboys are popular right now.
>>34691138We're totally taught how to be guys. Some are taught comically stereotypical versions but it's taught.
>>34691153if they were in the jungle they'd probably die. large game in there you'd need a bow or spear so they'd have to contend with like boar or deer. they could probably kill it i guess then they'd need tools like anyone else. i dont get what an experiment it would be they'd just hunt game and probably find good sources of water or something
>>34691132>taughtIt's intrinsic by nature, that's why some women are little gentle princesses and others are tomboys, but you still know they're girls.There's also an assumed veneer of femininity that culture used to uphold and enforce as well, but that's fallen to the wayside with finishing schools and voice training etc as society becomes more debased. Entropy and all that. Women are still women even if they don't learn to all talk with the same learned tone.
>>34691149You get to shoot stuff in between though
>>34691148nta what an autistic response to the argument. Also kinda wrong.
>>34691153We totally have secluded tribes of people like that still nowadays. You're not allowed to go near them with a boat or plane or anything because they freak out and try to kill you.
>>34691147How? You get to sit in a comfy room with AC instead of sweating for hours like peasants.
girls that talk about weird societal rules they follow or patriarchy- they are insanely hot and good in bed. idk why. like autistic girls that will talk about that, or mental health or something, are unbelievably good lovers. this is known
>>34691153Reminds me of how people in North America or something freak out when there's an extended power outage or something but people in third world countries are used to it and it's no big deal to them.
>>34691149Reddit Dead Redemption 2 is a very gay game
>>34691162It would be interesting seeing them try and make create multiplebhenerations within my lifespan
>>34691158Yeh, I know. I'm not sure if I want to lean into that. Seems kinda fetishy or I'd get the dreaded "pickme" lol.
There are 2 types of women from 4chan.1. Genuinely unironically so autistic they can barely function as an adult 2. Normal but already has a bf (still talks to guys on /soc/ though)
>>34691160You're supposed to be taught how to be a good person and that doesn't change depending on wether you're a man or a woman. You'll still have to be taught to be honest, patient, generous and humble. None of those things have anything to do with masculinity or femininity. That comes with men needing to be taught how to don't abuse their position of power and women needing to be taught how to gracefully accept their position of subordination. That said, you can't really blame men for not wanting to take responsibility for a hoard of women that haven't even been taught how to be good people, let alone accept any submission and you also can't blame women for not wanting to submit to power hungry men that have never been held accountable for not being good people and that are just waiting for an opportunity to abuse their authority. If you want to fix those disordered dynamics, you won't be able to do that by forcing men to lead and women to submit, you'd have to first teach them all how to be good people again because that's the foundation.
>>34691191thanks gpt
Doers a tomboy know how to be a girl? All the sitcoms I've watched tell me they're uncomfortable in dresses and shit like that.
>>34691195I accept your concession.
>>34691177>>34691182Yes but I wish to see the process of these tribes and how they would begin it would grant us insight into human thought I think. It would show us our base instincts how long would it take them to actually create tools and hunting gear? Fire? And what else
>>34691200Honestly I just want to play God.
>>34691191That's true but you have admit that society does have different expectations for males and females. A gender divide does exist.
>>34691196I can act like a girl when the situation calls for it. Dress and makeup and all that. But it does feel a bit like playing a role I'm not used to.
>>34691149>gayer than the simsimpossible
>>34691149The horse simulator.
>>34691205Have you even read what I wrote? I explicitly went into detail on how and why those expectations differ. Anyways.
>>34691200Being kinda cynical here but wait for the next inevitable collapse of society.
>>34691149An apt portrayal. That shit is kinda fun tho u make ur own lil fantasy. Rdr2 is the best game of all time too so
>>34691189Not autistic, not normal, no bf. Now what
>>34691214I would rather it be in a controlled environment where I have full control than be a part of it.
>>34691217You need to make your own category now
Why are Germans so, for lack of a better word, autistic?
>>34691185Theyd have no jungle survival skills probably wipe on a poisonous tree. Realistically they have 2 weeks to kill a wild animal or theyre gonna die so i dont believe that would happen. They also need fresh water in a jungle within 2 days i think they could do that actually. Theyd be hunting fuckin game with spears so theyd die probably. U need training or some kinda less like theres a lot of kids u would need like a boar every week? How they gonna do that with no spear knowledge? They might live.
>>34691217Single and ready to mingle
>>34691220or are autists just very german-y?
>>34691220Zucht und Ordnung, Arbeit macht frei and all that.
>>34691218Oh, go play Black & White or something. :)
>>34691217Asexual or lesbian
In my town euros are all gay and awkward but the germans have some weird awkward masculinity niche where they just stand there coolly and however i try to paint them as awkward they just cool.. u alright german niggas
>>34691224You've legit blown my mind.
>>34691220the austrians put stuff in their water
>>34691222If they all die we have a new batch ready to go. Trial and error. Some have ti get lucky. >>34691227Looks um interesting
>>34691233Then theyd just be a tribe. I think most of the tribe hierarchy is whos the best hunter is the top male and the prettiesr stacys go with him
>>34691185Modern society doesn't know shit about survival. it's a miracle whenever some kid gets lost in a forest for two weeks and survives. You have dipshits nowadays poking bison in national parks.
>>34691236That at least is still like modern society.
Is it gay to use an umbrella when it's raining?
i feel like niggas will jump each other over and over over the last grain of rice, to be alpha, while asian men will just be like "wtf just farm the rice" haha
>>34691242Sometimes I really hate this place...
>>34691220because thats what diversity is, some demographics are fundamentally different in ways that cant be socialised out of themgermans have autism and it bleeds into everything they do, other people have their own quirks
>>34691244Brighten up anon it is a joke haha
>>34691220American, right?
daywalker, nightstalker
i dont think autism is a disability. we all live lonesome lives and autistic people actually seem most able to change things socially. i think its all a lie and they actually just live uncomfortably, but are MORE socially intelligent than us. also most retarded men are incredibly niche intelligent and just pretend to be retards so they dont have to talk to us. this is not a joke i think this is really happening.
>>34691243Yeah just look at history to confirm this fact
>>34691251wow, so deep and novel
>>34691251I am going to beat an autistic person near death because of what you said
>>34691251you think they are pretending being uncomfortable to make eye contact because they don't walk to talk?
>>34691260Stop punching yourself, anon
>>34691251>pretend to be retards so they dont have to talk to ushow do we force them to open up
>>34691251>we all live lonesome livesNot all do actually. This was proven by extroverts flipping out during Covid. It's just you.
>>34691260tone it down with the steroids already
>>34691251Spend a day outside go to a caffe and you will see everyone is with somebody but you
>>34691265we gotta molest the hot ones more. genuinely they get like this from no sexual contact making them detail oriented work monsters.>>34691266no im really lonely
>>34691251Autistic people have difficulty functioning in society. Society is mainly non autistic people. You guys may have some advantages but you're majorly nerfed overall. They call it "disabled" for a reason.
>>34691270oh sorry i thought u meant autists. dont molest retards they fucking suck! a retard cucked me
>>34691270You made a joke about molesting people. Are you sure you're mentally well?
my retard neighbor sucks his keepers black dick all day idk. he calls him "master" when he comes out and like tries to molest him. the bbc master trips when hes trying to get away and screams like a girl.its so crazy how my old lady neighbors all want to fuck me but never do. ive invited 2 over already they always reject me!!!!!! wtf.im gonna fuck one of them some day. but i always creep them out.old lady ass /droolingman
This nigga had a kid at 53 years old
>>34691274i molest every female shop worker i can talking about the machines there saying they're cute and pointing at her. touching her hand too much when she hands over change. shits slimey as fuck gang wtf u been trippin or somethin
>>34691276Forgot to take your meds this morning?
>>34691283those are some fake shits i take coca cola the worlds best product. u is a fake doctor son i got grasses in the garden that i can smell and get more medical benefit than your shit u stupid ass coon nigga. i gets the health benefits. shit ass nigga.
>>34691251Women have insisted on ostracizing autists for quite a while now, so I don't believe your assertion.
>>34691289women operate in weird inverted ways like u wouldnt understand kid.
Are atoga femanons built for smol shota peepee?
GenderDid your parents swear in front of you as a kid?
>>34691289Autists don't have the skills to connect to people, its the same as claiming that Rock climbers "ostracize" quadriplegics-Also autism is crazy overdiagnosed and basically slapped on everyone with basic ass social anxiety, which can be overcome. A lot of "autists" are just trying to dodge the effort to tackle their issues, which is highly unattractive to women.
>>34691292Often? No.Never? No.
>>34691292Fmy dad did but my mum didnt
are single mothers easier?
>>34691292Only dad while watching sports
>>34691294The thing is that no matter how well functioning as an individual, as a worker or economically an autist might be, the biggest barrier he'll ever face is in the social realm. And the social realm is ruled and controlled tightly by women, exclusively.
>>34691208NTA. Does that extend to the bedroom?
tfw you will never be on a korean dating show about virgins x divorcees why even live
>>34691149>This is gayer than the sims what the fuck are you guys doing? Do you actually like that? Men you are never allowed to make fun of our games againHAHA! Jealous femanon!
Have women patched the rolled sleeves strat yet?
>>34691307You actually need big forearms for it to work
>>34691220Innate drive to work and indoctrination into accepting how much their lives are ruled by the government
>>34691292MYeah my father was in the military and then worked a blue collar job so he and his friends swore like sailorsMy mother didn't swear as much but she did swear, including at me
Are you replacing the need for children with gaming room setups, /atoga/?
>>34691311That tv is as tall as she is
>>34691080Someone posted a screenshot of it "here" a few threads ago. No more than 5, I think, but my internet went down for a few days and I haven't been keeping up.
>>34691311she looks so unhappy and unfeminine. truly no point to being childless.
>>34691312Women have permission to be small.
Was UwU a millennial or zoomer thing?
Women, if you met a guy who is a virgin would you worry about him becoming infatuated with you if you do sleep with him?Would you reject him because you're worried he attributes a much greater importance to this than you do and because of the percieved "responsibility" of being someones first?
>>34691311I'm male. I have no need for children.
I wanted to share that I got the cops called on me for a noise complaint. They showed up while we were playing YMCA, the most innocuous song ever. I think that was funny and you would all enjoy it.
>>34691251Autism is good. Only the autistic male is capable of advancing civilization.
>>34691311I don't get the big tv + video game thing seems so fucking boring
>>34691325>I think that was funny and you would all enjoy it.No. It's a cringe song. I don't ever want to hear it.>>34691327I have small tv and video game. The tv is slightly smaller than would be optimal.
>>34691327You can also watch movies on the big TV. It's multipurpose.
>>34691325It doesn't matter which specific song you were playing if you were playing too loudly. You suck.
called the cops on my neighbor he got a 1000 dollar ticket for playing music. it felt so good i masturbated later to the cops fucking my asshole. sissy gasmed 17 times
Just 'cause you feel itDoesn't mean it's there
>>34691338My ptsd flashbacks to the rapists dick in my asshole
Cops are gay theyve broken my stuff and stolen it before. I got thrown in the hole and tortures for weeks by the local boys in blue. Just buzzing lights and gases pumped into my room, no human contact.
>>34691327I don't get how it's even possible for an adult man to have fun playing video games. Having actual productive projects that you work on is much more fun and fulfilling.
Aw shit I'm feeling it
I flooded my cell and stared into the dirty fetid waters for days. My only company the fruit flies i cultivated food for in my cell. I couldnt sleep with the lights and banging and loud negros next to me. Had to sing to feel better. I birthed a new wave of sound in prison, that ive heard in rap songs recently
>>34691345This nga invented Playboi Carti
>>34691317>she looks so unhappy and unfeminine.She's just American
Do you have any memories of your parents acting a certain way as a kid and you didn't know why. Maybe they were being mean or something for seemingly no reason. And then only when you grew up did the pieces click and you figured out what was going on.
>>34691311What is the point of marriage if you won't have children? Just be a free man.
>>346913504 dat pussy
Last night I drank a lot of alcohol for the first time in half a year.I am now reminded again why I stopped doing that, since this hangover is so annoying.At least I managed to cry plenty last night.
>>34691311>replacingMI've never had a need for children. That's usually a woman thing (that they try to cover up through ridiculous sayings like "I gave him two children!" whereas it's just a selfish ordeal).
>>34691311>the need for childrenI am not low IQ.
>>34691351The worst reason to get married
Should I actually cook food today or eat something low effort or prepackaged again
true story it was a bbc fest but i got mines. i fapped to the female guards, a load straight into the waters. it gave my spells some power in there.
>>34691358What?
im gonna get raped by female guards sometday (hopefully) i dese
>>34691357I am reheating a tomato soup I made two days ago.Probably all I can stomach rn, beside some cherries.
i deserve to be raped
Goyim are so wholesome when their sportsball team wins
To be honest. I never really cared about her that much
>the retarded incel is crashing out again
>>34691360There was a female police officer at the beach yesterday who was so ridiculously caked up, I never wanted to be raped more in my entire life
I feel like there should be more vtubers in this world cup
Jesus fuck shut up
I sometimes wish I had a kitty to scritch and give treats
>>34691311And people still insist that it's the economy keeping people from having kids
>>34691378you can make friends with strays
There's cat hair EVERYWHERE
>>34691377what did Jesus ever do to you?
Women are carried through the world by their sexual and creative energy Men are carried through the world by the energy of their love and power
>>34690939>Chvrches sucks.Don't you dare
>>34691389NTA, My thoughts on this are summed up by Robert D. Kaplan's book Warrior Politics. The unwillingness of some politicians to use the military instrument of state power when it's in the national interest is among the worst lingering influences of Christianity in world politics, and leaders must return to a pagan warrior ethos instead.
my dick is better than urs. ur mad ofc. i would be too
>>34691394>Robert D. KaplanWhy is it always the Jews with the best ideas and inventions?
I promised her I'd make something special of those memories
>>34691392The dude's fucking retarded and a troll.
This song sounds like the devil walking in. All jaunty and up to no good
the distractions are winning today
>swimming yesterday at family pool party>aunt has sleazy bf that keeps staring at me>wear my wedge sandals and bend over around him in my bikini to "get drinks"Thinking about us meeting in the bathroom and polishing his greasy boomer dick while he exhales cigarette breath in my ear. Best part is he looked a lot like my boyfriend just older. Any other women like this too or is it brain cancer
That's a man btw
Women don't genuinely have the capacity for evil. They're either just ignorantly destructive or are unable to say resist the manipulation of evil men.
>>34691413Lie
>>34691417My nigga speaking truf
>>34691410To add I wasn't being obvious about it, I was in front of my family, but enough he gave me the "I know what you're doing slut and I'd do it if I could" look a couple times and we had a weird moment in the hallway where he waited for me to go first then got really close. Could barely hide my duper's delight smirk
>>34691413what about british women
>>34691413when they get mad at you the do some of the most evil shit imaginable
>>34691421Good point.Margaret Thatcher was purely evil.
English Roses should oppress me
>>34691410>>34691419Corn-fed, farm-raised, pasture-roaming, testosterone-filled and organic moid hands
I wanna take her on a motorcycle ride. And she can hold on tight
desu if you're a known manslut women will somewhat gravitate towards you when they're horny
If you were to look into my kitchen rn, you'd think I'm a mess.And while that assumption isn't incorrect, there is more to me.
>>34691431https://voca.ro/1jC4ptJpjIKp
>>34691441Post hands, lisp-chan.
>>34691441I wish trannies like you were banned from posting here, all you do is shit up the thread
>>34691433what if you are kinda feminine
>>34691311Am I a loser for not wanting to nor having the capacity to raise children?
>>34691441Disgusting middle aged voice. You sound like an annoying high school teacher that operates 90% of the time on autopilot and blindly enforces rules and convention simply for the sake of it and because it's what she's "supposed" to do.
Would an 8.25 inch penis be too big? I feel like that’s the size I wish I had.
>>34691441U sound hawt hearteyes
>>34691452You sound retardedly attracted to me
>>34691456Total chaser death
>>34691457ntaHoly cope
Is my voice goodhttps://voca.ro/1d3mASbIsitF
>>34691322Any women here who would give an answer?pls respond
>>34691463>male voiceFuck off and die.
>>34691457I'd sooner cut my own penis off than let you have it
>>34691441Chudcels BTFO
>>34691470>he doesn't know that >she is going to rope within a few yearsStatistics don't lie
>>34691456>>34691463>>34691372Same guy btw
Brown femanons, how do you feel about being fetishized?
Im fucking cool ur probably jelly and or trying to set me up with your girl it happensIm kind of a white bull but my real color?Black as night sky
>>34691482Fat lol
>>34691482That hamhock could feed a family of 5
>>34691482I'm pretty cool there's air conditioning and I'm drinking a cold brew so it's ok
>>34691484Im a hot bearmode ur incredibly jealous. My dick is good too u want it to bless ur entire family with my holy sees
Femanons, how was your 4th?
>>34691482Broke nigga alert
If he's white then I must be fucking slenderman
>>34691492Sickly pale women are the hottest.But it's utter shit on man.
>>34691493Well they don't call him slenderwoman do they
>>34691496Xe goes by Slenderperson now and uses nonbinary neopronouns
>>34691489>saw cousin's hot new gf>slutted in front of aunt's bf>ate ribs mac n cheese and bean dip>got really drunk>beat my bf racing in the pool AND in eight ball pool>he beat me in disc golf twice on two courses>set off fireworks>some people hit our car buying fireworks and ghetto loud black girls nicely let us know and said it was fucking wrong of them to hit and run us >bf was PISSED>fell asleep on basement couch
>>34691500>>bfDon't care wasn't asking you
>>34691491im the man of the hour. you're a punk street rat that wants in on the game. i understand.
girlies I need you to wear your brazil shirt today
>>34691500You beat your bf? Seems mean
>>34691502Post a money spread then if you're not a brokie, band for band fuck nigga
>>34691506You fuck niggas
Post yours
>>34691507Nigga you wish
>>34691508>flexing with 6 20s and a stack of 1sMaybe there are still funny Anons ITT after all, you're alright white boy
>>34691508All that cash and you can't get a new coffee table
Lol wtf
>>34691512We're hungover
>>34691511Bro look at his fingernails. That ain't his coffee table, my nigga homeless.
Why are pokemon women always fucking hot?Whenever I see a hot woman post on reddit, they also post on some pokemon subreddit.
Broke up with my gf over her joking about me bveing a virgin before we met. She wasn't mewan spirited, but it occurred to me I will never ever have to listen to something like this ever again if I end things with her. So I did.Did I do the right thing?I was never quite sure whether she was special or whether it was the fact that I finally had sex and emotional closeness anyways. Feels weird anyhow.
>>34691489Had a threesome.
I'm a schizo and I want to be in a relationship. I think normal people would notice that I'm not all there at times, so would it be a good idea to approach women who also have a mental illness? I feel like people who are healthy would never accept me. I don't really want any sort of drama.
>>34691516Logical fallacy(A B) ≠ (B A)You're seeing hot women and then finding that they post about Pokemon. For what you're asking to be true, you'd have to find women Pokeposting and then find out that they're hot.
>>34691522MY UNICODE ARROWS FUCK
>start talking to girl online>going well>after a few days of talking>"oh btw i have boyfriend"How do i ghost her without making it awkward?
>>34691522No.I am going to fuck a pokewoman.
>>34691517As a woman I think you did the right thing. I always get this WTF reaction when I hear guys saying how their gfs treated them. I genuinely am so nice to men even hookups it seems fake to me. Like them joking of them being virgins like you, or balding, or being small. If I like a guy and am getting naked with him I'm gonna be gassing him up. I'm just not naturally evil to men I'm into. You need to stay away from women like that I don't think anything beyond "hehe I beat you" in a game style teasing is ok. I don't want to date an op. But if you end up missing her and want to reconcile you could give her another chance with VERY strong boundaries and make it clear you won't take that shit
>>34691516Half of Pokémon's business strategy is just sex appeal
>>34691525Just stop talking to her. Why would you pretend to be her friend if that's not what you wanted.
>>34691525How would it be awkward if you drop and block her?
>>34691517Also was she teasing you like wow you are so hot how did you not score before me or in a very mean way?
>>34691517What a fragile pussy lmao why didnt you just try and set a boundary or something? Throwing away relationships willy nilly is for whores.
>>34691520no, look for healthy people why would you want some bpd ruining your sanity
>>34691533>>34691527Well, it wasn't mean spirited as I said.More like >wow you are so hot how did you not score before meI just have a chip on my shoulder over it, and frankly I am also not ready to settle down in any way shape or fashion. I would like to have a relationship , and things were good with her. But only being with one woman after I spent all my twenties hanging out with my "Chad" friends and listening to their stories, that is absolutely not going to happen.
Women who are into fat guys: why? What part of it is appealing to you? Is it the gut, is it the fat pad making the dick smaller and more manageable, do you just like your guys to look like Santa or the Michelin Man, what's the draw?
>a woman's bodycount went up by 1 and she's no closer to marriage because Anon is a mentally ill freak who can't actually communicate
>>34691541Men are genuinely psychopaths>virgin uses a woman for confidence>woman says something totally normal>gets dumped>man whores around
Why do you like anything that you like?
>>34691545It helps me empty my balls.
>>34691545i have receptors in my brain that make doing things feel good
>>34691544Now this is male hands
>>34691549You people say that about literally everything
>>34691545
>>34691550Yet have to see any female hands being posted tbf.
>>34691531>Why would you pretend to be her friendNigga I started talking to her just assuming she was available, I was in the casual talking stage. I'm not a degen who immediately asks for nudes
>>34691545Alcohol stops me from thinking, I need to eat to live and many of my tastes were cultivated through life experiences and gradual branching out, sleeping is one of the few times I can relax, cooking is an extension of the need to eat and when I cook for other people I can be praised, which is also why most of the video games that I play are both online and team-basedJerking off is enjoyable because it releases dopamine too
>>34691546That's not even how balls work.
>>34691544I told her my deal , straight up. That we can bang and meet and that I appreciate her very much asa a person, but that I'm not cool with only ever having one woman like some kind of Beta. She went "tee hee, you will see, you won't want another woman". I agreed to try, which was stupid. On my part, for not being firm on what I wanted itn the first place and resisting the allure. On her part, for believing she could "convince" me to do something I simply do not want (yet).
>>34691564You don't know about my balls.
>>34691565nta but in this case you're both retards then, thanks for posting so we can all have a giggle
>>34691567I went to school to study balls. I worked with balls regularly for years. Your balls aren't anything new to me.
I will be rooting for Mexico tonight
i dont see ur bands nigga
>tfw no ballogist gf
>>34691571My balls need to be emptied several times daily.I know it better than anythinh else.
>>34691572Me england because we european (i'm european)
>>34691577Every sane Euro is rooting against the bongs.Always.
>>34691544Women love dumping men and changing them as well. They use them for confidence, sex, money and status. NTA.
Should I start a racist skinhead band?
>>34691525I'd still be asking for nudes and so on in that scenario. But maybe that's inappropriate, idk.
>>34691581Do what ya want
>>34691581Very original
>>34691572Same.English are literally the most insufferable annoying sports fans, and as someone who travels, I also hate meeting them in hostels and on the streets.English are the worst
>>34691585have you met americans?
>>34691585>>34691579Cunts
>>34691587Stop posting ugly people.
>>34691587you know this guy has beaten his wife
>>34691574In my experience, men don't actually like when a woman knows more about how their bodies work than they do.
>>34691586Yes. Many europeans are much, much worse. Germans are still the only ones to make me audibly lose my patience with an entire people in their presence.
>>34691589This guy has a wife?
i want to seduce this young woman that works at a shop she has the smallest cutest like white girl but its crazy. i told her about a cool country singer she was lookin at me leavin like "dont go!" ima think about u type shit. i want her little tight body.
>>34691593>lose my patience with an entire peopleWhy? What did they do?
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUPENGLAND ENGLAND
>>34691594he has two
>>34691593Not going to argue with this. I am a continental euro and a bad person.
>>34691596They're German.
>>34691593germans and austrians are the worst
>>34691597It's coming home
>>34691595why are you telling me this
>>34690737That's only really true for Canadians that live on the border.
>>34691596Waste my time with their stupid rules that don't even exist and be rude and arrogant, while also being idiots. I started pretending not to know English to fuck with them and get them to be nicer after a day. This basically >>34691599
>>34690218Gender and how much clothing do you wear during sex? Like are you completely naked
>>34691586I'm an American and I rarely see them travel in Europe, but when I do they're usually chill. English (and also Australians, damn them) go out of their way to be as loud and obnoxious as possible, almost always drunk too.>>34691593Germans are usually chill and very nice in my experience, at least the men are. The women are always dumb bitches. I literally met this one German group on a group tour, every stereotype of fat dumb Americans actually applied to them
>>34691611>their stupid rules that don't even existLike what?>rude and arrogant, while also being idiotsThat's most people everywhere, innit?
>>34691606i masturbated thinking about eating her ass its really small and cute. she looks stressed
>>34691620MI keep most of my clothes on, I just take my dick out through the hole in my jeans and boxers
>>34691569Yeah I'm not above admitting that.Heres to hoping I don't run into another woman who thinks that her pussy magic will be enough to warp a guys mind just because hes inexperienced.
>>34691624I can see that is practical, but doesn't the squirt get to your jeans?
>>34691622Like waiting in line before it's even time to wait in line. This is what actually caused me to say "fucking Germans, man," aloud.
i masturbate every night. i shot a huge fuckin load last night.
>>34691620F. I usually prefer to keep my top on if it's comfortable, but lately I've just been getting stripped immediately.
>>34691629>Like waiting in line before it's even time to wait in line.Why do you have to be so cryptic? Getting any actual information out if you is like pulling teeth. Fuck you, man.
>>34691632>>34691624You people are so weird.
I feel like dating a non virgin girl would be a bit disappointing desu. Like some other guy has already cracked her first and left, how can you not feel a bit cucked.
>>34691637I don't see how it's weird.
>>34691632Wait do you regularly Donald duck it?
>>34691638Make her cum, make her beg for your cum, and then leave her sore but still wanting more. It's not that hard
>>34691639Obviously because being naked during sex is normal.
>>34691640That's a really stupid way to put it, but sometimes I guess.
>>34691638I feel like dating a non virgin girl is better if she hasn't had a revolving door of relationships, situationships and casual sex. Which is almost always the case. As soon as they go to college, the rollercoaster starts.
>>34691632>I usually prefer to keep my top on if it's comfortablehow is your partner supposed to play with your breast if you do that?
>>34691644Any reason why?
>>34691643But I'd rather cover my tits.
>>34691649She doesn't have breasts to play with.
To me it's not a high body count issue. It's the things that usually accompany that
>>34691652Jannychad deleted
>>34691647The trick is to date an 18 year old hs senior
Porn and the internet really has me thinking that a 6.5x5.5 inch cock is small. feelsbadman
>>34691649>>34691650Unless it's very lightly, having my chest touched is uncomfortable at best. Especially my nips. Keeping them covered makes me feel more attractive during sex, too.
foids should post arms.
>>34691620I've never had sex, but I hate when porn just starts with them fully naked. I like when they start with some clothes on to add character, then gradually take it off. The fucking part can be fully naked, but during blowjobs the women should be fully clothed
>>34691660Glad I'm not your bf
>>34691632Partially covered chest is way hotter than being fully naked.
>>34691651As I said, you're weird.
>>34691660Okay but why is your bare ass naked?
>>34691663He doesn't mind. And we're working together to slowly help me get used to him focusing on them. If you're not capable of compromising and working with the person you love to better your lives, I'm glad you're not my bf, too.
>>34691664Partially covered is always hotter than fully naked.It's why a slutty outfits make me diamonds but fully naked is just nothing
>>34691667Because I'm very confident in my butt, and I enjoy having it touched and appreciated. Obviously.
>>34691668>If you're not capable of compromising and working with the person you love to better your lives, I'm glad you're not my bf, too.What is with this moralizing crap? Fucking loser.
>>34691664>>34691672I think it depends on the context. Some tits look just as good in a bra as they do out of it.
God I love boobs
>>34691620nta but piggybacking on this question.I'm a girl with a large chest and I hate not wearing a bra during sex. Is this a dealbreaker?
>>34691677I know, especially nice ones in an american flag bikini
>>34691679How yo sistas gon bounce round?
>>34691679You don't like how the flop around?How about an underbust bra?
>>34691679Why? If it's a movement thing just hug the pillow and stick your hips out
>>34691674I'm sure your gf appreciates how little you care about this sort of thing.
>>34691659Same
>>34691553Why would anyone post themselves here?
>>34691684No, it's kinda comfortable for me. I get that guys would like it though. Thanks, a shelf bra might be a thing we're both happy with.
>>34691692What an exceptionally stupid question.
>>34691692Attention seeking, obviously. Negative attention is still attention.
>>34691692To get jerked off to
>>34691660I heard flat-chestism is caused by not wearing bra's from young age.Did you avoid bras?
>>34691692daddy issues
>>34691700NTA, but you guys will jerk off to anything. Pictures aren't necessary.
>>34691689God, atoga hoes are the fucking worst. I cannot believe I keep coming back to this cesspit of such insecure, smug women. I hope you have a bad case of the Sunday scaries tonight.
>>34691691Might see if I could try jelqing or something. If I had a 7 inch cock I wouldn't ever feel small again. I just want to satisfy whatever girl I'm with, I wanna be her best
>>34691679what's wrong with you?why even grow breast if you can't bounce them during sex?
>>34691692Idk, I keep seeing guys posting hands and arms and feet, but women refuse to post anything.Maybe there are just no women here. That would be a believable reason.
>>34691705that is not quite true jerking off to words is way harder
>>34691702I didn't need them. I figure it's just a genetic thing plus the fact I didn't eat much growing up.
In my experience women like when you fuck hard if it's done right
>>34691695What size are you?I love to see them bounce when I thrust hard, but something to keep them in place that's not just my hands sounds hot too. Or are you not a fan of having them held either?
>>34691708Good luck. It carries a risk of nerve damage that can lead to priapisms requiring penile injections in order to not lose your dick.
>>34691706You're the one who made it personally insulting by commenting that you wouldn't want to date me. Nobody asked, and you still felt the need to chime in rudely.
>>34691712You can thank qt for that. Since he jerks off to them, posts about it and then reposts their pictures even when they ask him not to do it.
>>34691712Any time a woman posts anything she gets called a tranny. Kind of disincentivises the whole thing.
>>34691718Maybe just a pump or easy extender then
>>34691713Is it easier to jerk off to pictures or voice clips?
>>34691702nta if you're flat chested you're not going to need a bra. Doofus.
>>34691708No worth it dude. Just have sex and you’ll find out that you’re plenty big enough, even in some positions too big
>>34691718>Googling "priapisms"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
I unironically gained a half inch from jacking off got hours a day every day
>>34691725and any time a guy posts things he gets called too fat or too skinny. Nobody's ever positive about anything here.
>>34691711Sorry. How rude of me to not think of that...
>>34691727Nta depends on the clip or pics.
>>34691730seems like it'd be more fun and put my mind at ease
>>34691713That's not true. We love audio porn here.
>>34691735SFW lewds vs. spoken innuendos.
>>34691727pictures but voice is better I think. Both are even better but it is hard to find good ones
>>34691736Nah dude, I’m 6.5 x 6, you’re plenty big enough. I find I will bottom girls out or they need a lot of foreplay.
>>34691717I'd rather not say. Holding sounds good but my female brain is telling me that would get annoying for the guy. Probably not. I like that shelf bra idea anon had.
>>34691726Your best bet is to use a cock ring specifically during sex, it increases girth (and sensation) without the risk of permanent damage as long as you get a normal stretchy one and not a metal one. As long as you're not really short length only matters if you're trying to fuck a woman who likes having her cervix hit, and at 6.5" you should be able to hit it in some positions.
>>34691731YOU IDIOT!
>>346917406.5 is probably at my maximum hardness. most days I'm probably more in the 6 to even 5.5 range. might need to improve erection quality
>>34691733When everyone's positive there's not really anything to discuss, to be fair.
>>34691752Yeah? Well fuck you!
>>34691738>SFW lewdsHot.>spoken innuendosWorthless.Be explicit.>>34691741>anon had.Well that was my idea. lolI wonder if something like a corsett would help too, since there are some that "stabilize" the booba.Strategizing around sex is fun!And I guess holding your titties might lead to them being groped hard, not sure if you'd want that.>>34691745Thank, I'm a professional!
moids, do you give credit to attractive women with existing social media followings who don't do OF? I know you are happy to call out any girl with an OF a whore, but what about all the medium-to-high profile girls on the internet who are giving up at least 1 million dollars a year by not doing it?
>>34691708I just realized that my dick is objectively a very solid tool that will be more than enough for any woman who isn't built like the Batcave,is equivalent to a lot of the dicks in porn, that my perception has been warped by camera angles and silicone penis injections and since then have never felt small.
>>34691755>WorthlessI'm distraught.
>>34691757Do you give credit to normal men who don’t murder and rape people?
>>34691754There's the /adv/ I love.
>>34691757No
>>34691757>I know you are happy to call out any girl with an OF a whoreI don't. Jealousy is incredibly unattractive.>>34691760It happens.A great voice can make up for being boring though.
Hey>Plap
>>34691757they are stupid and should be at least making some ad money don't they realize they will need to retire some day?
>>34691765Well then I'm slightly less distraught.
>>34691759The porn I watch is mainly big dicks fucking hot girls hard, usually folded with their legs in the air or on the guy's shoulders. I'm past your run of the mill "what are you doing stepbro?" stuff.
>>34691761What are they giving up by not murdering and raping people, exactly? Do all men want to murder and rape people and are just trying their best to behave themselves?I sure hope not. I think everybody can understanding wanting to be well off financially. That's not the same as wanting to murder or rape people.
>>34691755I worry about... maneuverability... in a corset. Good for roleplay though.
>>34691774>Do all men want to murder and rape people and are just trying their best to behave themselves?Yes
>>34691759Now you kinda know how women feel.
>>34691775>roleplay...I'm going to stop now, or I'm going to get too horny.
>>34691774rape is cringe but murder yes sometimes
>>34691775>roleplayWhat about rope play? That would be great for stability.
>>34691774I don't wanna rape or murder anyone but the though of sex immediately when I see most pretty women is annoying and I'm trying to get better at letting go and not thinking about hurting people when they're rude, annoying, or inconsiderate.
Can we all agree, leggings are one thing but the new trend of women's gym wear where the leggings have a built in g-string that rides straight up into the asscrack is a bit much?
>>34691757>do you give credit toNo. My approval or "credit" is not worth a million dollars. I'm assuming her retained self-respect is.
>>34691774>Do all men want to murder and rape people and are just trying their best to behave themselves?The ones who don't want to rape and murder have no energy, they have no life force. We call them christians, we call them leftists. They come in many forms.
>>34691780Lol. So I shouldn't tell you about my last session in explicit detail? :) Thanks for your help.
>>34691774>what do men get out of eliminating people they don’t like and spreading their seedHard one to figure out, let me think
>>34691773I've been down gooner lane all the way, I've masturbated to man made horrors beyond your comprehension. So don't get fresh with me, kiddo.Funny enough I was so dead convinced I had a small dick that I was really surprised the girl couldn't just casually swallow it whole when I finally had sex, and she looked at me like I'm an absolute retard when I said it shouldn't be a problem to take it up her ass since I have such a small penis.
>>34691791That would probably just make me sad that it wasn't with me!You're welcome, though I don't think I did a lot of helping.
>>34691787nta. I don't jump straight to sex. Often it's just "I wonder what they look like topless".
>>34691795the one time I got a bj she stopped about halfway through because I was too thick and it strained her jaw
I really hope this girl doesn't make a move on me. I don't want my first kiss to be with someone not super hot. She did ask me out just the two of is what else could it mean? Damn
>>34691757no
>>34691792Look, I know on 4chan this is hart to believe, but most people, even men, are having regular consensual sex pretty frequently. It's just impossible for you to imagine being able to do that without rape, so to you it feels like giving something up.
>>34691799For me it's either sex or intense making out with neck kisses and shit
>>34691802nta I've done that as a way to boost the guy's ego. My jaw was in fact fine.
>>34691808I thought it was weird too, kinda think she just wasn't into me
>>34691806Simply because X exists doesn’t mean Y doesn’t exist. In fact, Y has been the norm for most of human history and Y continues to be the norm in the animal kingdom.
>>34691788Women's outfits overall are anything but decent. It's like they want you to sexualize them.
>>34691812Nta You are confusing me
>>34691811Maybe she just doesn't like bjs. Yes, they do exist. :)
>>34691541Oh you just wanted to not feel like the bad guy for breaking up after slamming. Lol
>>34691816anyway, we broke up shortly after. Hope my next gf likes my cock more
Women trying to look tough will never not be somewhat funny to me
>>34691814X = current western system where acts of violence are heavily punishedY = Previous systems in the west and most of the world currently where acts of violence aren’t heavily punished and are in fact encouraged
>>34691813I'm gonna go out on a limb here and possibly anger a bunch of people but say that they know that's their biggest (only) only weapon to use against men.
>>34691819Tough talk until you get your dick kicked in.
>>34691808Reminds me of that one time where my friend with an 8 incher went on a rant about how women will only be truly honest with guys like him and simply never tell less endowed guys the truth.Well, he since recanted and to this day is embarassed over his youthful bravado of taking the word of women who were gassing him up. I sometimes wonder if yóur egos are truly as fragile as women seem to think they are.
>>34691819Speaking of which, where has Korra been?
>>34691826*our egos
>>34691820Thanks me get it now
>>34691827Not spamming in this thread, that's all that matters.
>>34691824This is what I mean. Imagine some 5'2 chick who weighs as much as an 8th grader sopping well crossing her arms and saying this to you in some tryhard dropped voice.
>>34691826Women who like guys want to make them feel good. I figure the average woman can be happy with the average cock
>>34691827She got dumbed by her “wife” for a man because she wanted to start a family and now she is depressed
>>34691837Lel. Every time.
>>34691820>Y = Previous systems in the west and most of the world currently where acts of violence aren’t heavily punished and are in fact encouragedThis was never the case the way you think it was.
Since I've become and adult I don't think I've ever been physically scared of a woman
>>34691826nta M I think it is. For men it's dicks. For women it's boobs. And the other sex really doesn't give as much of a shit as they think they do. (Within a certain limit. I've heard a dick has to be a certain size to be functional.)
>>34691841Whoopy for you?
>>34691841Here's your gayest retard award
You do not need human contactEmotions besides anger are fucking gay.Immediately cut off contact with everyone you had a relationship with. It may be hard, but just put all doubts to the back of your mindStop caring so much about things. Whatever it is, it is NOT that important.Just become a slippery snake and cheat, lie, kill and use people till you are at the top. Seek power like the worthless clump of matter you are...
>>34691845>>34691846I mean unless she has a knife or something
Thin waists are way hotter than anything else, maybe just below voice and delivery
>>34691840Do tell mind reader, how was the majority of human history prior to 1789
>>34691851>deliveryI don't think doordash is winning bv any points
>>34691842>Within a certain limit. I've heard a dick has to be a certain size to be functionalSame with tits. I don't mind much about tit size, but deflated wet socks or nonexistent flat microtits are going to be an issue.
Pale Femanons?
>>34691851For me it's the transition from small waist to hips. nothing like a 24 inch waist flaring out to a 38 inch hip
https://www.youtube.com/live/Q6O3mv_O7rA?si=e1gJf5OBcTMi7uLYAbout to watch this. High hopes. But at the end whatever it is just a game.
>>34691847>You do not need human contactHuman contact is an absolute requirement to well-being.>Emotions besides anger are fucking gay.The capacity to feel and process emotions beyond anger is an absolute requirement to not go fuckign insane. You need therapy.
>>34691854Educate yourself, instead of talking out of your ass.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment
>>34691833Then imagine going to the hospital where they announce your dick is unsalvageable after getting punted.
>>34691866Why do you think capital punishment means anything?
>>34691822There's no other explanation. I've seen how lesbians dress and there's no correlation. Other women seem to dress the way they do almost exclusively for the male gaze.
>>34691859I'm with you on the socks thing but would not turn down a DFC. Especially if she had a sense of humor about it.
5'5 130lbs with c cups and a small waist is peak female
>>34691868nta but unless you're errect it's hard to break a cock
>>34691872Shorten her to 5’, up her cups to G minimum and her weight to below 100lbs and yes you are correctMake her Asian with cute bangs and she’s perfect
>>34691869I said educate yourself, read the history part.
Brown femanons
>>34691847>You do not need human contactYa'll a bunch of fucking idiots that think you'll be the next Mad Max in a disaster. When in fact people like you will be the first to die.
>>34691757Like Emiru or Shoeonhead?No because they already get enough money from their simps.But hypothetical hot women that have basically no social media dont post bikini photos, yes.
>>34691862More excited for DOW 4 and the Creative Assembly 40K one.. desu.>>34691872Pink, too.
>>34691868You can't even reach it
>>34691883Idc about 40k setting doesn't appeal to me.
>>34691878Short women can't hold as much boob visually>>34691883as long as it's not distractingly big flaps I'm fine. I do like squishy pussy tho
>>34691879>make my argument for meLol no, this trick doesn’t work on people with developed frontal lobes unfortunately since you’re obviously used to arguing with kids and retards
>>34691891Stay ignorant then.
>>34691878nta F That woman would have a ton of heath issues.
>>34691871Yeah, not everyones the same. Resting my head between a pari of voluminous milkers gives me a sense of calm and peace I can not get anywhere else. I know it looks unmanly when I do that, so I can only do it if I manage to plow a girl into a dick deliruim so she doesn't notice so much.
>>34691895That's not the point obviously
>>34691890Yeah that’s the point
>>34691882People like Emiru, they still play the game. Dressing sexy and panty shots and stuff. I think Twitch is more the problem though.
>>34691894If that’s how you cope to being an idiot, so be it :3
>>34691901Might be fun if all you want is a fucktoy. I like hot women who can also be classy and meet the family
>>34691895Like what?>inb4 back problems That all you people can ever say and I’m not convinced it’s not jealousy and cope
>>34691912If you think that big breasted women are not classy by virtue of their breasts then, and I mean this unironically, you are a misogynist.
>>34691917I don't think I've seen any woman who's under 100lbs with G cups naturally.
>>34691912rapist mentality
>>34691912>and meet the familyWhy would a fat titted woman be unable to meet the family? The only probelm could be that she feels mogged by my massive titted yet slender Goth twin sister.
>>34691920>because I haven’t seen it therefore it doesn’t existDo things stop existing when you aren’t directly observing them?
>>34691923If she doesn't have lots of cleavage showing it'd be fine>>34691924Have you ever seen a woman under 100lbs with G cups?
>>34691900Men like unobtainable fantasies, we get it. :) Same with women, I know.
>>34691926No idea because I don’t go around asking women’s weight.
>>34691930Anyone you thought might be under 100lbs with tits that massive? Small women don't typically get massive tits
Big breasted women are unable to be classy. Their existence is pure carnality and they can only serve as sex symbols and toys. Just as a monster truck with oversized tires will never roll off a rolls Royce assembly line, they will never have the poise and elegance and flowing grace of a slender small breasted woman with two jarring tumors interrupting her frame.
>>34691935>don’t typicallyKey term there. I have seen small women with giant tits, yes.
I like women who are athletic and flexible. I think it's hot
>>34691914You're baiting me and I hate that I'm biting.Neck, shoulder and upper back pain. Shoulder groves from the bra. Skin irritation. Poor posture. Numbness and tingling in the shoulders, arms or hands. Difficulty exercising and sleeping. Emotional and social stuff.
>>34691940If you bumped it up to 110 or 120lbs it'd be more believable
Getting dressed up and taking a busty girl to the opera
>>34691944You’re just labelling common issues with big breasts not about the women I described in particular.
>>34691942like... a Ballerina-type?
>>34691923I can field this one.I've had some concerns about what to wear when meeting a family but my boobs have never outright deterred me from doing that.
>>34691946Enjoy
>>34691950Kinda, was thinking more female boxer with nice boobs or gymnast
>>34691945Do you have autism?
Do you Moids always argue about everything thing?
>>34691956Yeah, she does.
>>34691956Maybe. Most people can't guess weight well
>>34691949Your fictious woman that acts exactly how you'd want her to? Good point. :)
>>34691957We inherently challenge every idea and play devil's advocate to a fault. It helps get to the best overall outcomes, as opposed to foids who just want support in whatever they happen to be feeling in the moment.
>>34691960What?
>>34691955Those generally don't have boobs because of all the exercising. In fact big boobs are often a negative in sports.
>>34691957Women thinking that men disagreeing with each other is the same as arguing. Men love to debate ideas, it’s not the same as arguing to dominate or belittle someone else
>>34691957Yeah I bicker like a woman all the time
>>34691881>being le self sufficient and independent will get u DED. be a stupid cattle person like me instead and die in mediocrity
>>34691966Didn't say big. It also depends how women hold their fat
>>34691969Fucking THANK YOU.Literally the first time in years I've heard someone mention this. It's why debate teams exist. A good debater will be able to switch sides and still do a good job.
I wanna own a k75 so bad
I like lightweight women because I can carry them. And other stuff
>>34691973That's a strawman and you know it.
>>34691950hot
>>34690218I have been on this threads for a while, and my theory is that there are the same 3 anonesses answering.I have identified them:>vanonIs a black obese woman with a high body count and large breastsThey are like 40s and have 3-5 children>flat chested anonIs a teacher in their 30s with, who has a pixie cut and a pettanko complex, likely Hispanic and their favorite artist is Ed Sheeran>horny anonAnon, who exclusively answers questions about sex and vaginas, masturbates between 10-20 times a day and has had +3 abortions. They are in their 20s and of Eastern European origin, most likely Polish or Czech.
The emo girl I had a crush on in high school is now engaged to a Jewish Wizard who speaks in the tongues of animals. What Kabbalic spells do you think he casts on her to make her sexually aroused?
We’re in love What should we do
>>34691976That's true, you didn't. I apologize, anon.
>>34691950Ballerinas have to have the tightest pussies ever right?
>>34691984what are you even saying
>>34691989They do in my porn movies!
>>34691986First you should stop in the name of love. And then ask, what's love got to do with it? What's love, but a second hand emotion?
>>34691982oh, because the made up mad max shit that had nothing to do with the original post wasnt a strawman lol.
>>34691983An underrated segment of Femanons.Oh, and it has nothing to do with the movie (even though Ana De Amaras is wicked hot).
>>34691986we could go sail a beach cat
>>34691989I'd give it to gymnasts.
>>34691984>anonessesIt's called "femanon".>pettankoAbsolute retard weeb.
>>34691986Pull a romeo and Juliette
>>34691992How would you see tightness in porn? That'd be like seeing warmth.>>34691998Them too, the flexibility is also a big plus
Why are men sexually aroused by women's bare feet and toes?
>>34691957No, I'm very boring.
>>34691994Going back to the original post.>You do not need human contact>Emotions besides anger are fucking gay.>Immediately cut off contact with everyone you had a relationship with. It may be hard, but just put all doubts to the back of your mind>Stop caring so much about things. Whatever it is, it is NOT that important.>Just become a slippery snake and cheat, lie, kill and use people till you are at the top. Seek power like the worthless clump of matter you are...Is this not Mad Max? Or literally any cookie cutter movie or video game wish fulfillment slop? The real world does not actually function like that.
>>34692001>How would you see tightness in porn?The guys say it.And I trust every thing a porn guy says, especially the ones who are doctors.
>>34692003I don't know, it is kinda cute but doesn't do anything for me
>>34692003>menFeetshitters aren't real men.
>>34691984You didn't even correctly identify JH. Lurk moar.
>>34692003That's actually a very vocal minority. It's kinda like furries.
AND THE DEVIL ENTERS!
Why aren't military men who are roomed with each other in the same barracks encouraged to have gay sex with each other, like how the ancient Spartans did? Especially when they in a setting where they ain't gonna get no pussy?
>>34692003Because they are part of the woman.
>>34692005>>34692005no, nothing in the pasta describes the post apocalyptic setting of mad max. you are too stupid to comprehend the teachings.
>>34692014they do have gay sex and rape each other
>>34692005>Just become a slippery snake and cheat, lie, kill and use people till you are at the top.You had me until this. This isn't necessary and can be bad for you.
>>34692022it is necessary if you want to ensure lev and become GOD. it's a very effective philosophy/energy/doctrine
you know what femanon, it's time. We're going to the hair stylist and you're getting a bob
Femanons, do you like straight shota?
>>34692024Do you understand those concepts or are you just parroting shit? A core idea associated with Levinas is that our responsibility to others is fundamental.
>>34692026But I already have a bob.
Why do so many women act flirty with men they have no intention of ever being with?
>>34692033then you're going to come with me and help me convince other women to get bobified
>>34692013Hi devil
>>34692032>da hecking levinasinos sayeth you should hold yourself responsible to others ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!are you fucking stunted fr? ensure lev does not refer to levinas, and even if it did this is the exact disgusting npc shit i was talking about. fricking "levinas" telling you what to do lol. Longevity Escape Velocity
>>34691860Love those >>34691880Hate those
>>34692034Because they're mentally autistic and they learned from a young age to hide and "mask" their autism symptoms by acting super friendly. Dumb guys mistake that autistic masking as flirting. Next question?
>>34692036But a bob doesn't work for a lot of faces...
>>34692034Mflirting is pretty fun even if you have no intentions
>>34691986Have a dinner consisting of jumping spiders over basmati rice, prepared in olive oil and pizza sauce.
>>34692041I think instead of a bob the hairstylist should make additional prosthetic human faces grow out of her head.
>>34692033Open bob
>>34692034That's why shut it down/sand-bag her right away.Leave no room for interpretations.
Not American here. What's this whole America 250 thing?
>>34692048it is their birthday
>>34692048Do you know when America declared it's independence? Are you stupid?
this is what happens when you confuse memorisation with intelligence, you get halfwit pseudo people parroting the philosophies of rando dead people instead of making their own shit up from their own experience and then fighting the experience of other ppl like pokemon >uhm ackshully that is NOT what [insert authority here] says, and im pretty sure thats the only thing you could be talking about because its one of the only things i memorised like a dog memorises tricks
>>34692014>implying they aren'tI served ona submarine which was the only tolerable place in the Navy, as gay shit gets somewhat curtailed since there is almost no privacy. I purposely foresake sunlight to do my service without being confronted with the Berghain dark room style fuckfest that is the average Navy ship. Ando no, adding the occasional foid doesn't change squad. Shes either a bucth lesbian, an ice queen or the common bunk , either way she either doesn't count as a woman or just serves to make everyone more horny.
>>34692037To be free at last! To smell mortal air once again! I ought to owe you so much, oh, but what a shame it is I have so little to give!
>>34692048There was some big fair or something and hardly anyone went.
>>34692048Their average weight
>>34692053No actually, I don't know when America declared indepence. I'd like to think I'm not stupid. Like thinking the world revolves around one country.
>>34692053Why would the average non-american know that?
>>34692048>Ve are not like zat in Germany.
>>34692060You're too stupid to use Google or figure it out based on context.
>>34692054You know, learning from history and other peoples experiences is pretty important, right?
>>34692055what does ice queen/common bunk mean?
>>34692064In order to learn what not to be like, and why your way is better.
>>34692053What the fuck, anon? Do you know when Israel declared independence?
To be fair, the world only started revolving around the USA about 130 years ago.
>>34692067An ice queen is a woman who is "frigid", eg unresponsive to male sexual advances. "Common Bunk" is an expression similar to "town bicycle", meaning a woman who is sexually promiscuous and sexually well-traveled.
>>34692067Either won't allow any guy to touch her, or all of them. Frankly the first category is more myth than reality.
>>34692060ntait should be obvious intuitively what the number 250 would mean in this context, slowbro.
>>34692063You're assuming I cared enough about your question. Typical American.
>>34692071Before then, it revolved around Rome and the Pope.
>>34692064Nobody actually studies American history or culture in any detail. It's actually appalling how many people move here or think they understand us without any knowledge of this place beyond pop culture.
>>34692070Do you know when Iceland gained its independence from Denmark? When Malta gained its independence from Britain? When Pakistan was partitioned from India? You should be able to know these things without googling.
>>34692064nta WHY?We've had years to do that and it clearly isn't benefiting us.
>>34692079what is there to know? you killed the indians and now you kill the blacks and browns while serving the jews. It is pretty simple
>>34692056That's alright.
>>34692063When did Canada gain its independence?
>>34692079I think the biggest tell is when non-Americans online trash talk "the American education system". Without realizing that education policy in America is by design, in the constitution, devolved to the state and county levels. There is no national-level "American education system".
>>34692075I think anon was referring more to the shitshow fair thing, which you could have inferred.
>>34692034because flirting is a fun social activity
>>34692079Bro, fucking Canadians know more about American history than the average American.
>>34692074>>34692072Thanks.I kinda knew "Ice Queen", but it's a different context (people who meme on the YTuber LowTierGod).
>>34692055would it have killed you to lob one little MIRV at the kremlin
>>34692086They also are totally ignorant of the availability of second chances and research opportunities in America. Scientists, doctors, and lawyers can start all the way from the bottom at some ghetto community college and get a guaranteed transfer agreement to an elite school*, do research, get experience, and build out a career. You can even change your major as many times as you want. These opportunities straight up do not exist in many countries. Superior Europeans™ often get railroaded onto a career path when they're as young as 13 and cannot get off it without leaving their country. If you meet a European student completing a degree in the US this is probably the reason they're here.*this is state dependent but most states have a good public university
>>34692095NTA but literally yes. It would have resulted in a second strike from Russia and a nuclear doomsday scenario. Nukes are mainly useful if you can credibly threaten an adversary with them based on the stakes to both countries. Actually using them is a different matter. This is baby simple stuff, man.
>>34692086This is pedantry and shows that you don’t understand what people are actually saying when they critique the American education system. Most countries around the world don’t have an absolute national curriculum and most educational curriculum decisions are done at a level below federal. America is not special in this regard which is why people feel it appropriate to criticise the whole system since their system works, yours doesn’t, despite the similarities.Or you’re just pretending to be retarded, either way.
>>34692080I Iive in Iceland. June 17. The partition of India is widely taught around the world because it was one of the largest and most consequential geopolitical events of the 20th century. August 14. I don't know the other one.
>>34692099Yeah babies debate this shit
>>34692104>icelandReally? Isn't it depressing there?
>>34692099>second strike from Russiamhm
>>34692003I'm not. That's just a mental illness.
>>34692104Superpower knowledge is important.
>>34692102It works much better than you realize. If you understood our country as well as you think you do, you might've figured this out. Who am I kidding? You're a gay retard and I'm wasting my time.
>>34691986Breed if it's indeed 2 people in love
>>34692108NTA but on so much as visiting Iceland you notice that there's a tradeoff. There's no sunlight for much of the year but the landscape is gorgeous and there's plenty to do if you're into hiking, fishing, and other outdoors activities.
>>34692113>vaguely gesturing to how good America is rather than actually showing itLolLmao even
>>34692084And his arrival is not a shock but a dread. It is slow and it unfolds, it is a doom and a surmise. And he waltzes in, swaying his hips and laughing with a playfulness and theatricality. There is no urgency in his song and dance, only a reveling and a taunting, for he knows he has won, and there is nothing you can do, the shackles broken and impossible to clasp back onto its chain. Welcome to opening night, he tells you, and never shall the sun rise again!
>>34692113that is why you guys like home schooling and shootouts so much?
If you look at the state of our society you can think nothing but that the education system is failing everyone in the world
>>34690218Women, how much does it matter to you in a movie/show whether the lead is a man or a woman?
>>34692108You might be confusing it with Greenland. There ARE long, dark winters and it's fairly remote but you get used to it if that's all you know. I prefer to think of it as peaceful.
>>34692120Numerous influential people across different countries got their degrees from elite American universities that are considered some of the best in the world. Less so UK universities any more, as the Oxbridge world has fallen into the mire of "everything is relative" navel-gazing and critical theory nonsense. Reflecting UK academic culture's broader loss of relevance.
>>34692048Read John Glubb's The Fate of Empires and then look up when America started
>>34692117You're welcome for the telecommunications, logic gates, statistical mechanics, electronics, networking, computing, encryption, and everything else you're using to read this post
>>34692118*takes a look at my drink* i gotta start drinking less.
>>34692112nta>implying Britain is a superpower nowadays
>>34692122I know my geography. I'm not some dumb amerimutt. I know exactly where iceland is. I am a remotechud too.
>>34692122sounds very comfy
>>34692126>read Ibn Khaldun for moronsNo thanks.
>>34692127none of this was created solely by america
>>34692126Is America the new Holy Roman Empire then
>>34692130>>34692127India <3
>>34692121I can identify more with a women just by them being a woman but I find that a lot of women written by men are... not good.
I'm at the part of getting over it where I think she's a moron for rejecting me and that I dodged a bullet
>>34692121i dont really care 2bh
>>34692137What's your least favorite example of Men Writing Women?
>>34692138Enlightenment?
>>34692127>everything American was created 50-70 years ago >was either created by European immigrants or based off of work by EuropeansAnything else you would like to bring up to represent that America’s education system today is good?
>>34692126>John Glubb's The Fate of EmpiresShitty popSci. Anyone who makes sweeping generalizations in history, let alone claims to have identified time based patterns that allow predicting the future is an absolute buffoon and a deeply unserious armchair historian.I only ever heard of that book from absolute midwits who can't be arsed to read more than a single book , so they need one that seemingly explains everything all at once. t. actual historian
>>34692121M but films? Cool. Books? Cool. Tvshow? Cool. Video game? Nu uh not a chance
>>34692142I couldn't decide if it was that or mania
>>34692134Pierce, Gibbs, Compton, Shockley, and Bardeen are as American as shooting guns on the Fourth of July.
>>34692137>I can identify more with a women just by them being a womanhow does that work?
>>34692143>everything American was created 50-70 years agoFucking idiot
>>34692026They can't grow hair they can only cut it>>34692034Genuinely this >>34692040>>34692121Doesn't
>>34692152>more vague gesturing to something but can’t say whatLol, lmao
>>34692146I feel like female leads are kinda limited in every medium. Like anything can happen to a male character, you can have them beaten up badly by other men.But if you get a scene where a man beats a woman badly, people will cry about violence against women.That's why almost every female action hero easily defeats men twice her size without taking any damage.
>>34692140Oh, that's difficult. It's a low bar but probably the women in the Michael Bay Transformers movies.
>>34692148Never heard any of those names. Are they like that peanut butter negro that the americans will never stop talking about (even though peanut butter was invented by a European)
genghis khan the chinese adolf hitler
>>34692146Hey, that's our question! :)
>>34692156that doesn't make it impossible to write good female characters
My autistic ass can’t handle this. Is she joking or not? (Felon is the lie)
>>34692143What about planes?
>>34692149Are you serious?
>>34692163Follow it up with a joke like "slapping [the president you met]" or "smuggling drugs across all 50 states" that plays on the truths
>>34692155I do not have the time or patience to explain the beauty of Gibbs' work describing phase transitions or argue about interchangeable machine made parts and the American System of Manufacturing. Sorry, you're gonna have to actually learn those things yourself.
>>34692163idk man I feel like you should have prepared for that
>>34692161Haha yeah sorry :
>>34692163lol, man as an austistic sperg I have burned myself so many times trying to come off as funny only to be completely incapable of navigating the conversation after an initial exchange like this.
>>34692149Are you seriously asking why somebody has it easier identifying a character from the same gender.....
>>34692163"I'm a ladykiller."
>>34692143>any education system that isn’t American>goodDoes the rest of the world even have schools?
>>34692156Wdym women get beat up by men in shows all the time and no one complains it's just that there's a line between having it in there because it's necessary for the story or just being torture porn that serves no point.
>>34692179NTA but that picture is not really relevant.
>>34692169“I slapped Jimmy Carter” would be funny. He’s the president I met.>>34692173It’s never happened before and I’ve had these prompts for a while. >>34692177“I kill women” would also be funny.
>>34692184>college isn’t relevantNo wonder the rest of the world is so poor.
>>34692185>“I kill women” would also be funny
>>34692187>poorFunny you'd say that, considering how insanely expensive proper education is in the US.Hint: the top 1% don't matter.
>>34692187how many american people go to those colleges?
>>34692185I was going for the other half of the double entendre there
>>34692187My Uni had a partnership with Harvard where you could take remote online courses there as an"xchange program" during Covid. We all used it to cheese the shit out of our degrees, because you'd get the same Credits for skipping the entire course and then doing one of their retard level multiple choices at the end than for doing actual work at the actual Uni. Most of it barely scratches Euro High school levels, and you can even get Credits for their pants on head retarded DIE courses lmao
>>34692184>>34692191>>34692192Foreigners are really, really stupid.
>>34692191>Funny you'd say that, considering how insanely expensive proper education is in the US.I'm going to school for like $1100 a semester but I only pay $500 because of my grants. There are a lot of reasonably affordable ways to go to college in this country despite how expensive a lot of private universities are here
>>34692185"I slapped Jimmy Carter in 50 different states."
What does it mean if I'm afraid of getting pregnant?
>>34692196How many though?
>>34692198Barely anyone at elite private universities actually pays the sticker price.
>>34692205It means you're absolutely unexceptional and share the mindset of everything other 20s woman
>>34692205I don't think men need to worry about that anon
>>34692205It means that major life transitions are scary.
>>34692205Depends. Are you a man? Are you afraid of immaculate conception? Or are you a normal woman who knows some of the risks associated with pregnancy?
>>34692196Most of your population is functionally illiterate lmaoThe one time the Chinks tried to open a factory in the US; they found that the average mutt is too fat and dumb to operate an assembly line without regular wagie dances to mantain discipline and morale. Your pajeet tier Izzat defense doesn't help either.
>>34692164The jet engine was invented by the Nazis.>>34692171>I give upThank you.>>34692179Yeah because I’m definitely looking at elite level institutions and not the general public. Fucking Americans are retarded
>>34692205It means you're a reasonable woman with a good grip on reality. Or an insane man.
>>34692205You still haven't met anyone who's father material yet and are anxious about it
>>34692215>The jet engine was invented by the NazisRetard alert
>>34692176yes
>>34692215The nth ranked American university is better than the nth ranked university in any other country. It doesn’t have to be elite. Foreigners are just poor retards.
>>34692162no, but it does increase the treshold
>>34692219My claim isn’t incorrect you retard.
>>34692214You watched a popular documentary and took it at face value. Congratulations I guess.
Ok can the mutts shut up already? THis is getting to Indian internet defense force levels of embarassing>America great Saaaar we aryan invent everything saaar Normally the jannies ban left and right for off topic on here.
>>34692221Okay. And? We’re not talking about schools that cost $100K per year, you’d expect that yes they should be good. We’re talking about the general K-12 education that all people get.
>>34692225The first jet engine was not German.
>>34692205Ask google
>>34692195ntaAmerican universities are only noteworthy at a graduate level, for the connections that you can form, or occasionally for the research that can be done with absurd American funding. I teach undergrads, the average American does not even understand English grammar.Grad students are smart, but many of them (and many professors) are foreign in my experience
>>34692230I didn’t say the first. American education has destroyed your ability to read.
If albert einstein was born today he would probably be too busy playing league of legends and masturbating to hentai to do anything noteworthy
>>34692220Stop being so autistic.
>>34692234>The jet engine was invented by the NazisWas an incorrect claim. You have made yourself look dumb in front of everyone. Good job.
>>34692236He fucked around when he was alive, so he'd probably use dating apps like Doordash for pussy
>>34692239Okay, so who did the Nazis take the jet engine from?
>>34692233NtaI have also taught undergrads, have been in a graduate program with foreigners, and traveled extensively. Foreigners are stupid. They're actually really fucking stupid. I have lost respect for foreigner as I've gotten more well traveled, experienced, and educated.
>>34692246
WomenWhy is it that every time I play my Gameboy or read a book you want to come up and start bothering me? Why are you like this? I can't even sit and write without you coming up and bothering me. What gives? Are you that desperate for attention or something?
>>34692242Whittle, you stupid fuck. Use Google.
>>34692248Sorry, you're not as smart as you've been told.
>>34692250Mhmm, so why did von Ohain publish his research and patent it independently and without reference to Whittle?
>>346922291+1=2 So fucking hard. At what point do we stop blaming the “education” and start recognizing the fact that browns are retarded compared to whites?
>>34692246Might just be that a lot of people are stupid, I just wouldn't go so far as to call Americans smart desu
>>34692236There's got to be a few brilliant zoomers around, who feel compelled to do something as an outlet for their ideas and talents. Right? It can't ALL be bent neck doomscrollers, right?
Here’s a long story:First part of the story, My wife says she wants to peg me. She says stuff like “I wish I had a dick so I could fuck you” and things like that. Which is kinda cool because I’m actually really into sissy stuff and want to crossdress. Part Two, about a year ago my wife found an old phone of mine when digging through storage and when she booted it up the first thing that popped up was a 4chan app with porn open. She didn’t know that I watched porn. Luckily it was pretty vanilla stuff that she saw. She was really disappointed in me but I kinda lied and said that was a long time ago and said I don’t look at porn anymore. Which is partially true. I at least look at way less porn now. She also saw the history of the app and saw it had a lot of sissy stuff as well as loli and shota from /b/. But I was kinda able to play it off as just typical 4chan stuff and not stuff I’m actually into because she doesn’t know much about 4chan. Part three, she recently had minor surgery which prevents her from having sex for 8 weeks. Luckily she has been giving me a lot of head but I’ve still been super horny. I was thinking now would be a perfect time to start introducing more kinky stuff. I wanted to buy a chastity cage and phrase it as a way for us to make sure I don’t have sex with her. I’d also buy a prostate massager or something because she has really wanted to do butt stuff with me for a while. The catch 22 is that if I buy a cage she will probably piece two and two together from the 4chan history and realize how huge of a pervert I really am and I don’t wanna risk it because i love the life we’ve built together. Still a part of me thinks she already knows. Should I just send it?
>>34692267Zoomettes are born to be cocksleeves.
>>34692255My Simpsons reference was too subtle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBCcM6GVLOU
>>34692269What you're asking is if you should be honest to the person who supposedly loves you.
>>34692275Yeah pretty much.
Femanon, do you desire penetration at all?
>>34692258Oh God, you're doing that european thing where you frame the argument disingenuously by forcing everything to be about the concessions the other side is willing to throw. I do not have time for this shit. The Nazis did not create the first jet engine. You were incorrect. Move on.
>>34692281Did you not know? Feminist theory says that penetrative sex itself is rape by its nature.
>>34692286>attention whoring incel can't help himself but reply to questions he has nothing of value to add to
>>34692267I'm not saying I'm brilliant but my executive function has gotten so bad that I'll never know if I am
>>34692287>questions he has nothing of value to add to>do you desire penetration at all?Not related at all…
>>34692285> The Nazis did not create the first jet engine. You were incorrect. Move on.I never once said they created the first jet engine. You made up something in your head and are now pretending that I said it. You have psychosis.
>>34692269I always wonder how the fuck people get married while knowing each other so little. I literally can't wrap my head around it. LIek you want to engage in your kinks...after you already signed a bunch of legally binding documents that will make any separation needlessly messy and expensive? How does this even happen?
>>34692299Mainly the fact that 99% of our marriage is great and loving but I fear the rejection that could come from honesty. Yeah I fucked up. If I could take it back I would be honest from the beginning but life happens.
>>34692305>I fear the rejection that could come from honesty.Thats the point. Why do you get married to someone whom you haven't been honest 100%. Maybe its because I'm not american, but marriage is something you do after you're 200% certain you mean in and you know the other person in and out and vice versa.You can be "great and loving" with any random chick who happens to be into you and not a cunt, but someone who accepts you for yourself and vice versa, that is rare.
>>34692310Some people are desperate to be in a relationship
>>34692281Right now? No I have to poop. But in general during sex yeah.
>>34692294NtaSaying someone invented something is pretty much the same as saying they created the first one and you did say one of those things so...
>>34692323How about getting your shit pushed in?
>>34692323Pro tip, turn on the sink if you have to take a massive shit before sex, girls.
>>34692333Tits or gtfo
lets be realhiplet girls should settle for manletskeep that mutant shit out of the healthy genepool
>>34692333You need more chill.
>>34692281obviously?
>>34692343i have hip dips but theyre not THAT bad
What if we could use CRISPR to give women flavored pussies? Like strawberries and cream or vanilla.
>>34692355I don't see it.
>>34692355what a shamegg for you bro
I am going to have a heart attack watching this team play
>>34692355You need to be fucked against that sink by an older man.
>>34692334Gross and ow.>>34692356Green apple pussy when?
>>34692355Can't really tell when you're wearing pants.
>>34692366Nice try, kek. Maybe not direct it toward a mentally unstable attention whore next time.
>>34692356born too late for sour cream and onion pussy :(
>>34692355You look like an autistic
>>34692376does that imply cute or ugly?
>>34692376Sir, this is 4chan…
>>34692374>a mentally unstable attention whoreThose are the ones who need it the most.
Its coming home
>>34692380You side-stepped the “attention whore” part.
>>34692330But it’s not, words have meaning and I used the word invented entirely appropriately. If you imagine I used some other words which I did not use, that indicates you have some sort of mental issue and probably need to seek help.
>>34692375Not if your diet is bad enough.
>>34692343>>34692355This whole gender war internet mem shit is going way too far imhoBut then I have ot ask women here what the fuck gives with the manlet bashing. Like women shaming each other on social media for not having crazy height requirements and trying to outdo each other with who can get more unreasonable with it. What the fuck, foids. If you don't like manlets, don't fuck them and stfu about it otherwise. I'll freely admit taht I'm kinds miffed when some chubster thinks shes has a chance with me, but first off I''m not the picture of athleticism myslef, and secondly I'd never go out of my way and publically humiliate her for it. Seriously, that whole height thing was the most cuntish move I've ever seen form the femal gender. And I'm not even a manlet. Especially because a whole bunch of women who have no problem with manlets started refreaining from fucking them in fear of losing social status in front of the other foids. Dumb as shit.
>>34692378Ugly cute. Nice boobs. Just depends on your face. You will likely end up with an Asian man.
>>34692385>autist telling another autist they have a mental issueJust fuck already
>>34692390>no you can’t use words as they’re defined, that makes you autisticNo it just makes you have a subpar IQ
>>34692383You're being very weird.And this is coming from somebody who just made a sex comment.
>>34692392That is obviously not the same person.
>Eating pussy gives throat cancerSorry women, not doing it until you fix this
>>34692394I don’t care.
>>34692392Who are you talking to? I’m not that retard. Semantic frustration is such autistic foreplay.
Need chubby big tiddy gf who smuggles snacks into the movies in her cleavage.
>>34692397>jerks off with autistic frustration
>>34692397lmao go hike or something to calm down.
>>34692406>>34692407>dogpilingMan you two must be horrendously boring people to get upset like this, you two should kiss
Women, how long does it take you to dry your hair?
Have women ever used a cucumber as a dildo?
>>34692400Most obvious BV bait ever
>>34692400Would you take a slim big tiddy gf who smuggles snacks into the movies in her cleavage?
>>34692355OMG YOU'RE NOT OBESE
>>34692410got my hair wet over an hour ago and its still damp>>34692366hmm, but im not super interested in men who need a little blue pill
>>34692355Mm, rape
>>34692414Yeah sure.
>>34692415You thought i was a fatty?
>11pm>have only eaten soup todayI think I'm going to cook some tortellini, I still got some cheesy sauce I made the other day.
>>34692410About an hour if I let it dry naturally.
>>34692423No. I am just saying that's good and better than some other namefaggettes.
>>34692409>i read on the internet that i should accuse them what they accused me of. Extra points if i use buzzwordsSeriously, go rub one out then come back with a clear head.
>>34692417>got my hair wet over an hour ago and its still dampI've always imagined you as damp in a dark room.
>>34692417I don't need viagra. lolI wake up most mornings with a boner.
>>34692427>words words words
Where y'all handsome big penis men
>>34692355I can't even tell with the pants desu.
Why the fuck are people messaging me about work on a sunday????
>>34692435Chilling
>>34692424how did you make the sauce? better be a mornay or alfredo
>>34692433>i saw that one time so i will repeat itGo rub one out
>>34692435>tfw average penissuicide
Women I fixed my desk fan. Are you proud of me.
>>34692443(You)
>>34692445I guess. What was wrong with it?
>>34692444Unless you have a literal micro-dick, it doesn’t matter. Stop listening to the opinions of whores.
>>34692445im really proud of you and i hope you have an amazing day
>>34692420hey thats not a complement. Why not just say "i want to have sex with you" or something?>>34692432christ are you one of those 35 year olds that have an age gap kink? Why are there so many of those, they seem to like me more than men my age do>>34692436you've seen me without pants...?
>>34692445nag but I would also like to know what was wrong with it.
>>34692452How old are you, 20s cel here
>>34692435I just had to wait to go fully flaccid again before I could take a piss>>34691723What do you get out of making up these headcanons lol>>34690945Nothing exists in a perfect vacuum tho, there will always be sources of inspiration
>>34692355is the troonvestigator anon crazy?
What music do you have stuck in your head right now? I currently have the theme song to Fraggle Rock in mine.
>>34692457uh twunnywun
>>34692461How that end up there in current year?
Do femanons schlick to hand posts?
>>34692461C'est pas ma fauteEt quand je donne ma langue aux chats je vois les autresTout prêts à se jeter sur moi, c'est pas ma faute à moiSi j'entends tout autour de moiL.O.L.I.T.A, moi LolitaC'est pas ma fauteEt quand je donne ma langue aux chats je vois les autresTout prêts à se jeter sur moi, c'est pas ma faute à moiSi j'entends tout autour de moiL.O.L.I.T.A, moi Lolita
>>34692452>you've seen me without pants...?No, that's... Aw, I can't be mad at you, anon.
>>34691579I'm a bong and still rooting for Mexico, they're just the better team...Also I'm not staying up til 1am to watch the match, I have things to do tomorrow...>>34691585Agreed. I hated working as a bartender when sports games were on lol. People who make sports teams their entire personality have a lukewarm IQ
>>34692465No but some gay dude does.
>>34692463And what's your preferred age in a guy?
>>34692461i have 'make your own kind of music' stuck in my head rn
>>34692461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_47KVJV8DU&list=RD1_47KVJV8DU
>>3469247020-26, 22 is best
>>34692452I am not actively seeking it out, but your comments about it made it clear you're into it since men your age are still just boys.
>>34692464I was watching it with my sister. It's actually kinda charming. A Doozer is my spirit animal.
>>34690933>just see them as sex symbols>Is there something wrong with mehave you tried listening to music for, I dunno, the music itself? obligatory repost of some speedmixes of tracks by female artistshttps://voca.ro/1hSoIe4AyqY9https://voca.ro/15tJaXSnmwRihttps://voca.ro/1cd31i7zV78q>>34692461just had this stuck in my head while watering the plants kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh50k9LiQBc>>34692475a hood classic lol
>>34692468Do bongs do the same thing mutts do where adults get obsessive and sometimes abusive over children's sports?
>>34692461Thanks a lot, you asshole.
>>34692449>>34692453It was spinning really sluggishly. Because the shaft for the motor got knocked out of position and it was just gunked up in general the old lubricant looked like feces and it was gritty and had the consistency of play doh. So I ripped it open flushed it out re lubricated it and set everything back where it should be. And now it spins like a mofo.>>34692451Tyty
>>34692476Yay i'm in the range
>>34692461BWOOOOOMBWOOOOOMBWOOOOOM
>>34692475ntaI fucking loved Hush Puppy.
>>34692481yes>Research conducted by Lancaster University revealed a 38% increase in domestic abuse reports when England loses and a 26% increase when the team wins or drawsthank fuck I'm not bartending anymore, with this ridiculous rule that pubs can stay open til 5am for the match. what could possibly go wrong? I hope some hooligans fall in the potholes outside my house
Am i inherently invaluable for being born male?
>>34692467please explain i dont get it
>>34692491I don't think you know what that word means
>>34692490>giving alcohol to dysgenicsWhat could go wrong?
>>34692491you are inherently valuable for being born
https://youtu.be/KLQS6xo40kI?si=cGSAYN3rvF96fjhnIt needed to be done.
>>34692490>with this ridiculous rule that pubs can stay open til 5am for the matchIs that one of those "last round" kinda deals where all the drunken retards are spilled out onto the streets all at once to start brawling for taxis?I only had that once, which was enough to make me thankful every day that in my country places can stay open for as long as they want.I once got afew englishmen when I was barkeeping, and it was nasty. They got gigadrunk in under three hours even though I yelled at them that we're open all night, and I had to get another custoerm to help to physically carry them off to the taxi just when everyone else was only getting really started.
>>34692494Inflammable means super safe, right?
>>34690240idk marks and spencers bruv>>34690283best of luck trini>>34690305relatablepost here when you want, but yeah can be good for your mental health to take a break
>>34692492Stop doing it! YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!!!
>>34692466Bruh, she is so hot
>>34692490I've seen that statistic before. It's fucked but I don't see what it has to do with kid's sports.
Should I pick up smoking because it looks absolutely fucking awesome
>>34690336this was my fav nyan cat :3>>34690340>should I wait till in the dayyes lol>>34690390>if any young woman in your age range came up to you in public and just randomly asked for your number, you would inherently say yes?this is basically how I met my ex>>34690412M, sure>>34690465yeah, bro had a bipolar moment, rip a legend
I wanna take her home
>>34690465Most likely. He had depression or some mental issue. The assasination theories are kinda dumb imo.
>>34690498M, sure I guess>>34690653is that emma watson>>34690676I think it's just what you're used to vs. the novelty of foreign accents, because as a british person I strongly disagree kek>>34690688>they adhere to maners more oftenthe vast majority of them really don't, unfortunately>>34690910proof that technical limitations breeded creativity
>>34692510Yes. It speedruns you to death a little bit, but it's worth it. It increases focus, it's a pro social activity.
>>34692515aww who is the special girl?
Either gender, do you date to marry?
Big ole cum stain in my pants because I'm leaking on day 2 no goon
>>34690973what kind of job doesn't have drinking water? and at least some kind of free snacks>>34691055they're taken
>>34692519Hey, if it's good enough for Corgan...
>>34692524MI don't date, but i did tell one girl in DMs that she should be my wife, she said maybe.
>>34692355Plap plap plap plap
>>34692529FUCK CORGAN!
>>34692524I date for pussy
>>34692524FI don't intend to marry, I want to be able to make a swift and clean exit if things go bad.
>>34690390It depends on why she's asking, but if it's obvious that if it were romantic then I'd turn her down desu>>34692524MWhen I was dating, yeah
>>34691292My mom curses like a sailor
>>34692536Body count?
>>34692524MI dont date at all
>>34692536I hope you never intend on having a child.
>>34692510Nah it kinda sucks Plus it makes everyone else think you smell bad
>>346925421, why?
>>34692539>obvious that if it were romantic then I'd turn her down desu?
>>34692546Wanna make it 2?
>>34692536>i like to use menAverage wife in the west
>>34692547I'm clarifying that I can navigate a social situation where I can befriend someone but I would reject her
>>34692536I think like this too. Conservatives are schizos though. A conservative woman will consider marrying me before she will consider having sex with me.
>>34692524I don't date anymore (or ever regularly), but when I did sure>>34691352based, alcohol is a waste of time>>34691147working in an office seems chill but as an ADHDfag I could never>>34692510no, as an ex smoker, it's a shitty habit
>>34692523You know that feeling when you stick your hand in a bag looking for some or other mundane thing and then you feel a little crinkling against your fingertips and find a lone caramel hiding at the bottom. She's kind of like that.
>>34692548Nothing dries a pussy faster than ssking for the number of her sexual partners.
>>34692524FI wouldn't stay with someone if I thought "I would never marry this person" but I don't necessarily "date to marry" plus I think I'm kind of at this >>34692536 point but the swift and clean exit is killing myself lol.
>>34692554Don't reply to me, disgusting spamming shit.
>>34692491no>>34692499>once got afew englishmen when I was barkeeping, and it was nasty. They got gigadrunk in under three hoursthat sounds par for the course>>34692496alas the government cares more about lining their pockets then the wellbeing of society and the vulnerableI can already hear my neighbours playing music for some stupid party lol>>34691413>Women don't genuinely have the capacity for evilAmelia Dyer, Rose West and Myra Hindley would like a word...>>34691423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvd5buCEnU
>>34692548Yeah, eventually, though I hope it won't be anyone who uses 4chan.>>34692549Use them for what? Cunnilingus?
>>34692557>i use men until they’re no more use to meWw3 can’t come too soon
>>34692557>I wouldn't stay with someone if I thought "I would never marry this person"I don't get this kind of thinking. If you stay together for life and it works out, you will do so regardless of any paper. If you don't , all you achieved was handing a whole bunch of your shared net worth to divorce lawyers. Marrying contributes fuck all to the relationship and merely opens the opportunity for others to pilfer your wealth, from wedding organizers to aforementioned lawyer vultures.
>>34691516I work with stacies and they play Pokedle every day lolI think this is a case of confirmation bias though...>>34691620you people have sex?>>34691692why not lol
>>34692546That just sounded slutty>>34692556But I like and admire sluts?
>>34692533you need to ask consent first!!
>>34692563>>34692557Hot
>>34692562>that sounds par for the coursethose niggas were pounding their drinks as if the devil himself was after them, never seen anything like it. Why not jsut sit on the curb and throw back a handle of Vodka at this point, if all you want is to get smashed quick and not interact with others its faster and cheaper. And doesn't annyo the barkeep who has to drag your smelly ass around while you're too drunk to leave a tip.
>>34692478Must build constructions out of sugar?
Dumb young American here. What was wrong with Thatcher?
>>34691757I don't care either way if a woman does it or not lol. It's their life>>34691804>I don't want my first kiss to be with someone not super hotyou're an idiot whether or not a kiss is good has way more to do with your chemistry with that particular person than how conventionally attractive they are
>>34692573I don't consent to your demands for consent.
>>34692566Idk aren't there tax benefitsAnd that's kind of the whole thing you're putting your money where your mouth is and creating actual consequences for breaking your commitment to your partner. I think it makes more sense if you're planning on having kids. >>34692564Do you have some sort of filter on or is this just how far gone your mind is?
Women is it an ick if he drinks plain vodka?
>>34692524M, no
>>34692577americanized the UK and sold it off as such a huge success that European countries started copying the retardation. With disastrous results that we are still paying for.
>27>Will be turning 28 this year>Never had a gf>Never had a real kiss >Virgin Most women would be disgusted by me right?
>>34692585I am judgmental but not icked
>>34692588Im F and a year older than you, nothing to be disgusted by.
>>34692590What judgement are you passing
>>34692585its not an ick at all im actually kind of jealous. im a bit drunk rn but i only had vodka and no mixer so i diluted it with water and then added honey lol (im so bad at drinking straight vodka)
I am so disappointed with this brasil team
>>34692576It's acktually ground up radishes.
Straight women, how straight are you?
Men would u let femanons on here cook for you?
That look in your eye, says I love you. And oh, I love you too.
>>34692598Ye
>>34692598Women born after 1992 can’t cook
Back in high school I lost some bet and had to grab one girl's ass out of nowhere and she just teeheed and smiled nervouslyWhy are women so lewd?
>>34692598fuck no
Can the femanons here even cook
>>34692561why are you always here bro>>34692575>all you want is to get smashed quick and not interact with others its faster and cheaperagreed lol though I'm an antisocial bastard>>34692577tl;dr she used aggressive economic policies that devastated traditional British industries (coal mining, manufacturing, shipbuilding), leading to mass unemployment and collapse of working class communities, particularly in the north, Scotland, and Walesshe also privatised state-owned utilities, weakened trade unions, and introducing the flat-rate poll tax, which many viewed as an attack on the poorshe wasn't dubbed the "Iron Lady" for nothing my mum views her as some kind of hero though lol. even though she grew up dirt poor herself (but has done well for herself) she thinks most poor people are stupid and financially illiterate>>34692598as long as she doesn't try to poison me>>34692594same desu lol
>>34692594Thirdie
>>34692597Probably 60%. What do feminists have to do with gay sex jokes?
>>34692444Why can't us hog havers ever get a bit of appreciation without anons seething? I'm 5'6 and an ectomorph, so it's not like I have anything else going for me.
>>3469259795% straight
>>34692582>And that's kind of the whole thing you're putting your money where your mouth is and creating actual consequences for breaking your commitment to your partner.Sounds kinda stupid, like betting with a friend to do something dumb because you know its a dumb idea anyways.Frankly, if you ever reach the point where the relationship is no longer mutually beneficial, once should break up. Anything else is just prolongued torture.>I think it makes more sense if you're planning on having kids. Dunno, I have more than one friend who told me that they did cartwheels through the house when their parents finally ended the years of quiet resentment and formally divorced. I don't advocate for ending relationships all willy nilly, but if you find yourself riding a dead horse, dismount.
>>34692597i think like a solid 85%
>>34692591>nothing to be disgusted byisnt that a red flag at this age?
>>34692611who is the 5% youd les out for
>>34692608NTA. Have you fucked any women?
>>34692611What's the remaining 5% into?
>>34692611>>34692608>>34692614How far into women would you go? Like a date? Hookup?
>>34692608>>34692611>>34692614many such cases
>>34692609I was at a festival recently , and saw a guy just like you get completely naked at the washing basins to rinse off. Scrawny manlet with the most absurdly massive Gherkin I've ever seen IRL. I wonder whether his advertisement worked.
>>34692620ive had sex with a woman before but i dont pl;an to again
>>34692625Why not?
Local man installs dating app after shittalking them for years, neighbors unsurprised, annoyed
>>34692622Kek, there's no way I could do that.
>>34692625Was it that bad?
men r so cutiepatootie
>>34692592You probably have no taste, literally and figuratively.Kind of guy I can't trust to pick a restaurant but not necessarily a bad guy.
>>34692626it didnt do it for me.. i am more into men>>34692631yeah hahah
>>34692602Eyy I made the cutoffI'm a better cook than my mom she can't cook for shit, but her parents were drug addicts so
>>34692632Julian will call you a tranny soon
>>34692524MNo, but I should start soon
>>34692639It's probably the gay fat chaser.
>>34692630Well, it was like 40° heat and everyone was long past giving a shit. That said he still stuck out.
>>34692635Do you think you could enjoy it if she was super butch?
>>34692616>>34692618idk like some actresses around my age, olivia wilde comes to mind since im binging house. I wouldnt ever really want a relationship with a woman but idk a hookup could be fun sometimes. When i was 15 i had a bisexual friend that i snuggled with and I touched her clit once and she really liked it, i didnt care as much as i think she did. She was pretty attractive in an objective sense, more than i was at the time or really am today.>>34692620hookup
>>34692639who is julian
>>34692632:)
oh wait youre all going to think im a lesbian in denial now..
>>34692646The transvestigator
>>34692653but since when is he called julian
>>34692649No I think you are a sex haver and as such need to leaveNormies get out reeee and all that.
>>34692649No, typically women who call themselves bisexual are straight but in denial. Kissing other girls a few times doesn't count.
>>34692645Olive Wilde is so hot. Her real last name is Cockburn though, lol.
>>34692639>>34692653You're a bad Julianvestigator. If someone can write in complete sentences with correct grammar then they aren't Julian.
>>34692644yea i guess probably tbf. i mean i did enjoy it when that woman i had sexz with ate me out, it still just feels nice to be eaten out at the end of the day regardless of who is doing it!
>>34692655>sex haver>21 year old virginyou know what i probably could get some if i didnt have such bad anxiety. Oh well!
>>34692633I'm actually quite picky and discerning but I don't eat out much
>>34692597I'm not straight but I'm functionally straight so maybe 80% Classic "Millennial woman waits too long to try bisexuality, ends up afraid of women" situation. It's happened a couple times by chance so I know for sure I'm into it but I'm in denial about it and don't think I could ever date a woman. Idk I have this imposter syndrome thing going on and I try not to think too hard about it.
>>34692660That's fair. Would you have a threesome?
>>34692662Interesting.Would you consider once or twice monthly to be "much"? And is plain vodka a preference or just the best of what you had?
>>34692663How do you get laid a couple times by chance?
Women, have your boobs ever been an inconveniece for you?
>>34692656when i was with said bisexual friend she tried to kiss me and after she kissed my cheeks a few times i just stared at her like picrel. To this day ive not kissed anyone but my cat
>>34692670yea i wish i could go outside shirtless sometimes
>>34692663>Idk I have this imposter syndrome thing going on and I try not to think too hard about it.What?
>>34692666sure maybe one day, i am open to the idea
>>34692635Why did you have sex with her?
>>34692661>you know what i probably could get some if i didnt have such bad anxiety. Oh well!Welp, that makes tow us . Except that I'm 35 and have enough regrets to fill a Conatainer ship. I advise you to force yourself through your anxiety unless you want to become me.
>>34692669How is it not by chance when you go out and someone hits on you?
>>34692133>>34692144>nooo you can't enjoy a short article you need to spend hours studying every facet in depth from obscure historians!Most people don't care about your microfixation and just want the digested summary
>>34692673It means she's too scared to try to hit on girls. It's pretty pathetic.
>>34692670yeah when i was fatter and had giant honking bazongos that kept knocking into my upper arms and made me have to rest a pillow under my belly or else itd hurt when i slept. Now i just have normal boobs and theyre nice and i dont notice them anymore
>>34692649Yes lolWhy won't you date women if men won't give you the attention you want?
>>34692670When my sister was having a wedding we couldn't find a strapless dress I could wear due to my lack of boobs. That's probaby not what you meant.
>>34692678idk it was stupid and i should not have done it
>>34692683Ibn Khaldun is not obscure.
>>34692670Yeah Life jackets
>>34692663Why is it too late?
>>34692682I guess. But wouldn't that mean most of the sex women have, straight or otherwise, is by chance?
>>34692692I fucking hate life jackets.
>>34692692Doesn't that just mean you have a built in life jacket?
>>34692673Basically >>34692684I spent so long defaulting to men that attempting to be with women now feels disingenuous somehow. It's an excuse not to do something scary.
>>34692687because a girl cant grab my waist really roughly and pile drive me while i suck her thumb and i get called humiliating petnames
Men, if a girl declined to give you her number but then tried to give it to you a year or two later, what would you doI'm a blockhead that didn't realize someone was asking for my number, I thought he needed it for business reasons, and I think it fucked him up, his coworker threw me out while he ran to the back. I'm genuinely interested in him, don't tell me I burned that bridge by accident like a retard.
>>34692685If you were my gf i would bring you back to that form
What is lesbian sex like?
>>34692696nta They're just buoyant enough to be a hassle when you're trying to dive.
>>34692688NtaDon't feel bad I have DDs but I can't wear strapless either without looking hideous because my nips are nearly in line with my elbows.
>>34692698>sinnsage.mov
>>34692699Are you still in contact at least?
>>34692697What about FFM?
>>34692695Yup they are The worst™ lol>>34692696Definitely not. The rest of me doesn't have enough fat I sink.
>>34692699>tried to give it to you a year or two laterWhy such a long pause?This is really weird.
>>34692699>but then tried to give it to you a year or two later, what would you donothing lolI'm not gonna call someone who declined to give me their number the first time
>>34692705M This probably bothers you way more than it does other people desu.
>>34692708He's basically an insurance guy I saw maybe 3 times in a row by chance, I don't know him personally I just stopped by and saw him there again after years and remembered he exists. I was always into him, I'm just retarded and didn't know he was hitting on me. I've been looking forward to going back for 3 weeks now and just had this sudden clarity yesterday about what went down years ago.
>cats hate scented items>99% of litter related items are scentedWho thought of this
>>34692668Yeah that'd be fine. It's not that I avoid eating out it's just not something I got into the habit of doing.>And is plain vodka a preference or just the best of what you had?A bit of both, I'm not a fan of most beers and whiskeys and such, sometimes I'll mix it with other things but I do genuinely enjoy the taste and the feel of it neat.
>>34692705>my nips are nearly in line with my elbows.grim
>>34692718are humans meant to enjoy spending time on the toilet? its a do it and go sort of thing
>>34692717nta but eh doesn't sound like a bit deal to try again then lol, hopefully he is less retarded now also
>>34692717You might have a shot. I'd recommend actually suggesting a date over only giving him your number. That way you're all on the same page.
>>34692705I love them saggy
>>34692699Just try it worst that can happen is suicide worthy social embarrassment.
im going to go jack off and then go to bedgive me ideas
Women, generally, what's a good amount of time to look at boobs without seeming creepy?
>>34692705>I have DDsGrope
>>34692461fraggle rock was a banging showon my girly house shii tonite https://voca.ro/12yRWXv9PpBC>>34692726>suicide worthy>social embarrassmentoxymoron lol. it's never that deep cuz
>>34692732It was hyperbole bruv
>>34692727>give me ideasur momor tall blonde playing football
>>34692649just look at how long jh denied it lol
>>34692733soz brev I gotchu>>34692735"barsexual" era was wild ngl
>>34690256I was watching finding nemo the other day and the blue fish in the dentist's tank was kinda bad ngl
>>34692709Meh. I think I'd like it better one at a time.>>34692715That doesn't help me look any better in strapless dresses though. If I think I look like shit that's how I feel a compliment from someone else doesn't really do anything for me. >>34692720It's pretty rough. Areolas are huge too, couldn't catch a break. Thank fuck I have nice legs.
>>34692728Don’t do it, you are too autistic
>>34692594extremely pathetic display
>>34692744Let's have sex!
Women, why can't you be nice?
>>34692752washing machine
>>34692744huge areolas are great
>>34692728Honestly? Depends on my mood. If you look away when I catch you looking you're generally fine. Don't stare at me for a whole 20 minute bus ride obviously but multiple glances are expected. I look when other women have them out it's kind of hard not to.
>>34692754im nice to virgin men onlytainted men are demonic
>>34692754im nice :)
>>34692754Being nice is fake. Be kind instead. >>34692756Literal sandwich pepperonis. I used to call them fat girl nips but that's not PC any more.
>>34692598Yes, I like seeing how other people cook
>>34692758how do you differentiate
Women , did you ever have anything with a virgin guy? Was the sex really that bad? How long did it take for things to become good, if ever?
>>34692768ez
>>34690331based choice lolI was also watching young sheldon earlier, sheldon's mom is hot ngl
>>34692756magreed
Women do you find men's attraction to you annoying?
>>34692771One of them was fine, wouldn't have known he was a virgin just thought he was pretty inexperienced.The other one...I had to do literally everything but I was already in it and figured I'd fuck him up forever if I backed out.
>>34692778Men are only attracted to me online, I think I would be head over heels for any man attracted to me irl.
>>34692773Virgin here. I wish my dick was thick and juicy like this
>>34692748DAMMIT!
>>34692778When they make it an inconvenience for me yes. I don't mind being admired from a safe distance.
My dick is thick and juicy like that
>>34692757>but multiple glances are expected.Wait, what?
>>34692789virgin power innit
>>34692754I’m nice to nice people
>>34692790If we're both sitting in the waiting room at the doctor's for 15 minutes he's probably going to glace a couple times, and it's fine. Just don't talk to me and smile if I accidentally make eye contact with you to show that you're non threatening.
>>34692778no lol i love when guys are attracted to me
>>34692771We were both virgins, everything felt good to us
What do you do to make yourself feel better when sad? For me I do retail therapy. Thrifted this top today!
>>34692778I wouldn't say annoying. More like begrudging acceptance.
>>34692723>>34692724Even if you're all just gassing me, thanks for giving me some foolish hope at least.>>34692726I already did that like 6-7 years ago. Same thing, didn't know a kid was asking my number, figured it out months later, went out of my way to go back, asked if he was there, he wasn't (rarely was), left my digits with the guy who answered the door. I'm sure they still laugh about me to this day. But fr I've been so miserable the past few years I basically have nothing to lose.
>>34692778Not really, I love attention. As long as they don’t linger and try to make something happen
>>34692735Fuck you.
>>34692800That shit gay and stupid and so are you buying it.
>>34692795What if I stated
>>34692800I'm all about that escapism. Lose myself in another world somewhere.
Do you have an extreme male brain?
>>34692800lol based top, I want oneeh I can't really turn off the sad when it happens (and I'm too poor for retail therapy these days) so I just ride it out, sleep or work on something to take my mind off it
>>34692795That's interesting. I was under the impression that multiple short glances are just as creepy as one long stare.
>>34692780How does that work?What kind of men are attracted to you online?
>>34692778No, it's part of being valuable. It's only a nuisance if you're married and hitting on me or asking for a blowjob or some shit. Especially if we have a professional relationship. Otherwise just drop it if she's rejected you 3+ times (lookin at you clubbing fuck boys and indians).
>>34692805what did i say that was incorrect? lol
>>34692701Deliberate but intense. If that makes sense.
>>34692800I walk until I'm too tired and sore to think about my problems and smoke a lot of weed
>>34692815just this one guy i befriended on discord, we got along well and he wasnt rude when we swapped face pics
>>34692818I was BI in denial, not lesbian.
>>34692811what
>>34692825meh same thing.u gay
>>34692814Much less. More alarming than one glance but multiple glances implies some understanding of and adherence to socially acceptable behaviors while the starer is a wildcard.
>>34692800Unironically, a therapist.
>>34692827I may have been eaten out by a woman just a few hours ago, but that doesn't make me gay. Because I also sucked a dick.
>>34692811no, I never understood what this was supposed to even mean lol>>34692833that's pretty gay sis
>>34692817>Otherwise just drop it if she's rejected you 3+ times (lookin at you clubbing fuck boys and indians).Blame the foids who insist that a man shows his "dedication" by getting rejected x times in a row. Retards wouldn't be doing this if it didn't work and wasn't even required by some women. Blame 19th century romance literature for the fucktarded idea that a man needs to humiliate himself to show his "love".
>>34692800thats a cool top! im drunk rn. idk if i was particlarly sad before drinking but i think i am certainly happir this way
>>346928173 times is way too much
>>34692822>one guySo men aren't attracted to you online either.Would you want them to be?
>>34692841Nobody asked, narc.
>>34692803lol
>>34692846imnot going to answer you anymore cause youre being mean for no reason
>>34692803Wanna make out?
>>34692851>meanNo, I was being honest.
>mfw a guy I faceswapped pictures with sent me a kinda AI looking picture.
>>34692848sorry </3 i just want to have a conversion
>>34692856No, you want to talk about yourself, as you always do, creep.
>>34692854youre being hostile and your motives seem cruel
>>34692856conversation sorry *
>>34692861I wasn't trying to be, I was just curious, but it's ok if you don't want to talk about it.
>>34692701Salty coins
>>34692860who do you think i am
Femanons would be happier if they just embraced their lesbian side and dated women
I am such a perv lel
>>34692868Dick is too good to give up forever.
>>34692855Post it
>>34692855What does this sentence mean?
>>34692870I don't believe you plus there's fake dicks
>have sex for the first time>hpvI hate women
>>34692873Fake dicks don't make up for missing the real thing. And I say that as someone who has tried all kinds of fake dicks.
>>34692874That's what you get for listening to 4chan.Vaccines are, surprise surprise, actually a good thing.
>>34692871I'd rather not, on the off chance it's not AI.
Women can your affections be bought
>>34692868I really don't think I would.
>>34692881Nah
>>34692877I love vaccines, one of the humanity's greatest inventionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43E7iW0E4sI
>>34692882Why not?
>>34692870You can get my dick, but i enter in mouth too not just pussy
JH are you celebrating Brazil's elimination from the world cup?
>>34692800Depends on why I feel bad, but any mix of>drinking>talking with friends>playing video games>buying things to take my mind off of the issue
>>34692894I show how much I dislike Brazil by not caring about soccer in general.
where did everyone go?
if I want to take a break from my girlfriend for a month, is it better to explicitly say "hey let's take a break until Aug" or to NOT say anything, and just not text or meet or see her but if she asks what's up I say "been busy" or something avoidant? because I think it's worse to draw attention to it when I really just want to be alone
>>34692916jorkin it
>>34692918Shit or get off the pot
>>34692918not bf material..
>>34692800I drink
>>34692916Flickin' it.
>>34692919What color is it? Clear? Milky? Off white? ..Red?
>>34692916I was doing my groceries.
>>34692929i don't know i didn't jork today
>>34692930Well now i HAVE to know what you got
>>34692916I made myself a sandwich. Burnt the bacon. >_<
Why do women hate it when you buy expensive things for yourself but they like it when you buy expensive things for them? Not random women, gfs
>GenderWho has the biggest boobs you've ever seen?>not counting obese
>>34692920is it really such a big deal>>34692922you can't say that. the last two years have been amazing but the honeymoon doesn't last forever, I'm getting burned out but she still acts like a puppy when she sees me. I just want to give myself time to miss her a bit among other things
>>34692944Because you're wasting their money
>>34692946MHonestly my sister's. She's the definition of a titty monster
>>34692948>their
>>34692946F. A breast cancer patient when I was doing clinic.
>>34692949Post proof
>>34692916Shitposting on /sp/
>>34692952Absolutely not
>>34692950Sorry. You waste they money
>>34692944Girls hate anything less than than every moment of your life being devoted to them. Ask yourself, why do they insist on needing you to drop by the store on the way home after being out without them?
>>34692947christ just leave the poor girl and stop wasting her time, she deserves better
>>34692944personally i hate when money is spent on me for anything other than food
>>34692944To a woman, you don't exist outside of their need for something of yours
>>34692955Why not
why did she reject me, femanon?
>>34692963you creepy? Try to take things too fast?
>>34692964no, I was not creepy idk about too fast
>>34692946F not to toot my own horn but me irl.
>>34692969>obese bitches be like
>>34692946desu ever since ozempic ive not seen many big boobs in public
>>34692962ntaAre you attracted to your sister too?
How can I tell if a girl is merely tolerating me frequently touching her thigh because she doesn’t want to upset me or if she’s letting me do it because she actually likes me as more than friends
>>34692969Congratulations?
>>34692974No
>>34692969Post your hands.
>>34692976if its happened multiple times i'd assume she likes it, if not she didnt, she wouldnt sit next to you
>>34692976Waiting on you to make a move or fucking terrified you’re going to rape her.
>>34692969Post your feet.
Let's rape femanon with her consent and agreed upon safewords beforehand.
>>34692934Nothing very interesting. Potatoes, eggs, bread, vegetables, milk, canned goods, fruit, etc.
>>34692989which femanon?
>>34692991Potatoes are a vegetable.
>>34692996Don't care as long as they aren't too fat or nonwhite. Ugly ones can get the paper bag
>>34693000Not in the dietary sense.
>>34692989Which Femanons are rape material and which are wife material, if any.
>>34693007Explain
There's one femanon I'd wife
>>34692946>>34692946My current wife. Easily GG. Her ex husband was loaded and 30 years older than her and croaked. Kitted her out full trophy wife status and she got all his stuff. Thanks Henry, you the man, RIP.
>>34693000There is no actual such thing as a “vegetable”Potatoes are tubersTomatoes are fruitsCarrots are rootsOnions are bulbsBroccoli is a flowerEtc
>>34693013Nta,just like bread, you can live off eating potatoes alone.
>>34692949Good thing you're not the LeyLey poster>>34692951Damm, now i feel bad for asking>>34692969Based
>>34693016is it KP?
>>34693023Not even close
>>34693019>>34693020Google says it's a vegetable.
>>34693023Nta but he probably means big booba femanon. Many such cases or yea kp or that one femanon the one that trolls and bullies.
>>34693023It's me
>>34693019Please be satire.
>>34693027>that one femanon the one that trolls and bullies.BV?
My penis really hurts after my last goon sesh
It turns out that the reason I had a slight crush over a girl is because she looked a lot like one of the female characters I made in a video game. The similarities were due to complete coincidence.
>>34693027Wrong on almost all accounts
There is an ENTJ clone in the England / Mexico thread.
>>34693023Name on, kittentroon
>>34693028tis not
>>34693034Maybe I should've been a plastic surgeon, because I can make some dimes in video games. Even my oblivion character was hot.
>>34693019fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>34693037what is an indian incel doing in that thread
>>34693040Post them. Right now.
>>34693041Cry about it
>>34693044My rig is in storage
How do i get a gf that actually desires my penis in her vagina?
>>34693026>>34693029NtaNo it's true. "Vegetable" is not a classification like fruit is. Some vegetables are fruits, some are roots, some are leaves, you get the point. But then some leaves are herbs not vegetables! It's a use case thing. If you count potatoes as a vegetable you're technically not wrong but I assume you're fat.
>>34693047yours specifically? find one who's had a lobotomy
>>34693013When nutrition guides tell you to eat more vegetables they mean non-starchy vegetables. A potato is mostly carbs.
>>34693048Tell that to Google.
>>34693048Anyone who says "broccoli isn't a vegetable, it's a flower" is either posting facetiously or deserves the death penalty.
>>34693049:(
>>34693052Did you just read the AI summaryKinda proving his point that you're a dumbass that doesn't know what he's talking about there.
stupid boner won't go away
>>34693054Vegetables aren't real. If they don't "feel" like broccoli is a vegetable then it isn't, to them. You're also allowed to have a personal opinion on the matter. This is like arguing about what favorite color someone else should have just stop caring.
I love potato
>>34693059shoots it like duck hunt
>>34693062Oh yeah I can shoot it alright
>>34693023>>34693027Daww>>34693038no i was cooking, made thai curry again
>>34693051>>34693057Google explains it perfectly well. Cope fatty.
Moids should pay the BV titty tax with veiny forearms
You do not hate women enough.
How do I get a gf that won't feel obligated to reciprocate every time I go down on her?Not that I don't love blowjobs, but sometimes I want to spoil a woman.
>>34693062no, I'd like to use it in the future, just not now
>>34693066>BV titty tax???
>it thinks a screenshot means anything >still forgetting to put its name back on
>>34693066I didn't ask to see her gross tits so fuck off
>>34693072She linked her boob pic at the start of this thread. It's still up on /soc/
Over and over, and gasping in horror
>>34693066The hog owes us reparations for that shit.
>foids post tits on /soc/>no one cares>atoga foids post tits on /soc/>I'm gonna cooooom
curry too hot :(>>34693066nobody paid my taxes.. not even the anon what said theyd post a pic when i posted a timestamp
It's gonna be so fucking hot tomorrow!! god dammit, I just wanna rage
GOD SAVE THE KING
>>34693066I don't have veiny anything. Literally every single time I get a blood test they comment on it, and end up sticking me more than once because they can't find a vein. Guess I'm staying a virgin.
Women, would you date a man who'd only ever had one partner, but that relationship (not marriage) lasted nearly 10 years before falling apart?
>>34693090fuuuuck no
>>34693076the fat rolls on her neck are really something
>>34693092What's the minimum body count you'd accept?
>>34693081>curry too hot :(Imagine the shit you'll take tomorrow.
>>346930970, im a complete virgin and he needs to be too, i dont want used cock in me.
>>34693090Go and fuck to your hearts content retard, you're perfectly set up to bang a swathe through local women for a while. Whats with the hurry to get into the next relationship immediately? Just get to fucking and the right girl will end up sticking around when you're ready for it. >>34693080Wait what which one did it, qoute post pls
>>3469309010 years no marriage? What is he, my stepfather?
>>34693102It was me
>>34693101Based
>>34693051It's also packed with vitamin C, B6, potassium, and antioxidants.
>>34693051Yeh, but it's good carbs. And more potassium than a banana.
I need a cigarette
>>34693101>virgin womenLet's not pretend those exist.
>>34693090Oh god no
With this hot weather coming, are you guys prepared for a power outage?
>>34693117We come out the womb fucked, of course
I just noticed that I completely abstained from women even when they showed me interest that all my life, because I assumed taht they would despise me if they got to knwo me and realized that I'm not very experienced with women and not super confident.That the only ones who would stick around would be the ones with an ulterior motive, the golddiggers and the ones who are "ready to settle".I think I might hav been wrong. I think it was me who despised myself all along. Or do women really think like this?
>>34693120Fucked in the head? Sure.
>>34693117actually men are the ones that can't be virgins because their penises touched their mother's vaginas
>>34693114I wish I could buy single cigarettes or like a pack of 5 and not 20
Men would u date a chopped girl?
>>34693124I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the headMy stepfather said that I sucked in the bed'Til one night he snuck in and said"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"After I fuck you in the butt, get some headBust a nut, get some rest"The next day, my mother said"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kidThe bastard won't even eat nothing he's fedHe just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead""Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upsetGo in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neckI bet you he's fakin' it, I bet youI bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would getI'll go handle this, of course, unless you object""Ah, go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"
>>34693130Hey
>>34693128ntaYou can just smoke rollies, I feel like actual tobacco "keeps" for a while
Men, would you date a woman who'd only ever had one partner, but that relationship (not marriage) lasted nearly 10 years before falling apart?
>>34693128>I wish I could buy single cigarettesyou can't??the smallest pack of cigarettes I've seen is 14 but you can buy loose cigarettes
>>34693130No, mids ONLY
>>34693130what did you chop? your tits?
>>34693138not yet lul
>>34693135no, you might as well be raped trash
>>34693135Maybe. If we are compatible I guess
>>34693140trooning out is a cope too far
>>34693128You probably can in a Japanese vending machine.
>>34693140>yetare you jealous of flatties? (you should)
>>34693140Do you honestly think that's going to make you happier?
Plap
MenHow much are you willing to spend on your girl per month?
>>34693151tree fiddy
>>34693147im already a flattie i just want to be a super flattie >>34693148dead serious, yes
>>34693151Like $500 probably
>>34693156hey...
>>34693140Please don't troon out. Be a muscle mommy or tomboy instead.
>>34693153based, just don't troon out
GenderHow do you deal with difficult in-laws?
>>34693135No, every girl I've known like that has wanted to sleep around after.
How do i get a gf with large areolas?
>>34693158What would you want me to spend the money on?
>>34693166whats so attractive about large areolas? What is considered "large"?
>>34693169Don't worry about it, penny-nips.
>>34693134What's a smoke rollie? Like a B&M?>>34693146>>34693136My area sucks ass
>GenderHas anyone ever joked about liking (You) only to act surprised when you believe them?
>>34693159>>346931612 late
>>34693166Stop making fun of us.
>>34693173F. Sure, if realizing anons were ironically hornyposting counts.
>>34693171im offended, and i have zero opinion about areola size. "Penny-nips" just feels so rude
>>34693176I like them too (unless you're JH)
So . Is it really true that women do not despise men for not being overly confident and virgins?
>>34693181You guys hurt my feelings more than you think.
>>34693185You'll get over it.
What's a quick way to defrost frozen chicken without risking it going bad
>>34693184Virgin isn't a bad thing to every woman, but I've never heard a single woman say they didn't lust after confidence
>>34693187Why are my nips specifically detestable?
>>34693156Damn ok Mr moneybags >>34693166Rude>>34693189Make sure it's in a really well sealed plastic bag then put it in a bowl in the sink and run room temp ish water over it continuously. Not as quick as microwave but way less yucky.
My breasts have looked like this as of late, thoughts?
>>34693180Sounds like a term from 1930s song "Oh she's got hip dips and penny-nips but she's the one for meeeeeee"
>>34693169>whats so attractive about large areolas?i love them>What is considered "large"?I dont have a metric for that sorry lol>>34693176I promise im not. I cant explain it, i just find them hot
>>34693203NtaUse a food.Is an oreo a large areola?
>>34693166If you want a gf with large areolas you should consider dating a tranny, they got huge ones
>>34693203>I cant explain itThen I don't believe you.
>>34693200post them
NAAAAAAA NAAAAA NAAAAANANANANAAAAAANANANANAAAAAAHEY JUDE
england just made 2 goals in 2 minutes wtf is going on
>>34693208>Is an oreo a large areola?Yeah that sounds large enough imo.Extra points if they have the Montgomery bumps. Fuckkkkk>>34693209I dont think thats necessarily true? Also im straight, so no thanks>>34693210>Then I don't believe you.Thats fine. But at least tell me where girls with large areolas hangout
>>34693198What if it's a large pack of chicken? Could I refreeze half of it without it going bad?
Hello girlies!How do you feel knowing that it's coming home?
>>34693191Well, what crippled my confidence most of all was the assumption that any woman who would see me as I am would react with sheer contempt. Not an absence of luisting for confidence, but open contempt. Doesn't help that I can outwardly appear quite confident.
How buff would I need to be to get a muscular gf?
>>34693200You cut them in half? That's horrifying.
>>34693211She already did. And then crashed out about it. They were nice tho
>>34693200Your ribs would go nicely on the grill paired with a cold lager
>>34693212>Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile>The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes>Lucy in the sky with diamonds>Lucy in the sky with diamonds
>>34693215>Montgomery bumpsHow the hell do you guys know what they're called?
>>34693229Cause i like them enough to know what to google lmao
>>34693223I know I need a third look
Any femanons who are not fat, brown, or biologically male?
>>34693232hi :3
Who's this Montgomery guy that planted a flag on the female body like it was some kinda uncharted mountain?
>>34693229NTA. I've read the Wikipedia article for every part of a woman's body.
>>34693235i would post the jh nipple flag, but i got banned for it last time
>>34693233Aren't you latinx?
>>34693215Having bumpy, wide nips isn't something that informs where anybody hangs out. You're never going to be able to tell unless someone wears revealing clothes. And if anybody is as embarrassed about their nips as I am, then they're likely going to keep them covered in public consistently.
>>34693235Woah, cool it with the internalized misogyny. Why do you automatically assume Montgomery is a man?
>>34693239not really no
>>34693233You fail on 2 counts.
>>34693237Did you really? That's crazy. They're literally just colors.
https://youtu.be/Jk71bPz5VLo?si=ZB9fphCGYj-NFXlO
>>34693246which 2?
>>34693246cant post anything alluding to scat
>>34693248meant for>>34693243
>>34693215It’s 2026, dating trans women is straight
>>34693217You should have thought about that before you froze it all together. Never thaw and refreeze!
>>34693236NTA. Tell me about the pouch of Douglas WITHOUT GOOGLING IT.
>>34693174sad
>>34693241nta It was a guy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Fetherstone_Montgomery
>>34693249Yet you can shit-post so blatantly. Seems like a double standard.
>>34693232Why
>>34693246>>34693249I am so confused right now...
>>34693260He's making fun of the fact that I'm dark-skinned. He's racist.
>>34693254Don't remember. I'm guessing it's the layer of fat over the uterus, or a part of the fornices
>>34693240aw man
I pledge allegiance to the flag
>>34693247Haha, jokes on you. Stuff like this is my autistic hyperfocus and I find this fascinating.
>>34693174Why? Being a guy sucks :(
>>34693265Close enough. But that could've just been a good deduction.
I'm horny and I miss him
>>34693264OH.That's just mean.
>>34693269I always stand for the flag!
>>34693272true but being a woman is gross
>>34693277Women are adorable though
>>34693172>What's a smoke rollie? Like a B&M?No, as in rolling your own cigarettes. It's easy and if you're only smoking on rare occasion then you can be pickier with your tobacco
>>34693277Are you not used to being a woman by now?
>>34693280adorable whores sure
>>34693151I'm not sure, I don't really have an exact dollar amount in mind. If we live together then I'm fine dealing with necessities and then probably a few hundred on random bullshit she likes?
>>34693284So you trooned out after sleeping around?
>>34693288im a kkhv
>>34693274Who?
>>34693283nta that is a gay male furry with a fat fetish
>>34693275I've been on the internet for a long time. You eventually get used to the racism and misogyny, especially if you regularly experience both together.
>>34693289So not a whore by definition.
>>34693294i was talking about the average woman
>>34693292NTA. Pooners are still female
I regret getting a cigarette, now I feel like shit
>>34693297hes not a pooner
>>34693295So you wanted to basically separate yourself from women?
>>34693300i try to yea
>>34693293At least women like you can still get simps on the internet.
Femanons.How’s this thread?
>>34693307I don't need simps anywhere. I just want basic, reciprocated respect.
>>34693308It's pretty boring.
>>34693299NTA, you can check their posts on /soc/ if you want. A tiny AFAB currently taking HRT is a pooner.
>>34693308I give it a 7/10 so far.
>>34693269My dick is the top two colors
>>34693314>>34693312Does seem like the turnover is slowing.I think there used to be 3-4 threads being made per day. Surprised this one is still up.
Lol englel is gonna blow it
>>34693312Not horny enough for you, JH?
>>34693310plap
>>34693319It's too damn hot.
>>34693310>ugly woman demands respect on 4chan
>>34693323I'm hornied out tonight. I was hoping for some tough hypotheticals or interesting preference questions before bed.
>>34693302thats fine but you don't have to troon out
England game is so kino
>>34693329Would you rather see America bring back the Mercury dime design or the Kennedy half dollar?
self hating women make me sad
>>34693337Me too.
>>34693336I think the half dollar is too big for today's pockets.
>>34693333god bless u anon
>>34693337Women hate self hating men though
>>34693326Days like these, I just sleep so much, I get headaches. Don’t want to do anything at all.Sucks…
>>34693337Wdym?What’s happening?
>>34693339maybe for foid pockets (who use purses and shit to carry money anyway)
>>34693350inflation has made u.s. coins obsolete tbqh. maybe if they started minting more $1, $2.50, $5, etc coins people would use them. you can't buy anything for pocket change anymore
WomenWhat are some reasons that a woman would stare at a man she isn't attracted to? We know each other pretty decently and while I'm not hot I'm not hideous enough to stare at
>>34693357some times there is no reason.
>>34693357She is staring at the guy behind you, lol.
>>34693364There was nobody behind me, AnonOr are you suggesting that ghosts exist and only women can see them?
women is your butt hairy?
need the touch of a man
>>34693368Hmmm.Maybe you reminded her of someone or something, and she then got lost in thought.
>>34693357Sometimes people are just thinking>>34693370The hole or the cheeks?
>>34693372*Body slams you*
>>34693372*shoves ur face*
>>34693345That sucks. It may be baromitretic pressure headaches. Try WeatherX earplugs and drink lots of water.
Thirsty... ;_;
>>34693374>The hole or the cheeks?both?
AAAAAAAAHHH IM GOING INSANE WHERE IS HIS COCK
>>34693386I keep it in the freezer to save space, relax
>>34693386in the pants?
>>34693386Confiscated for security reasons.
>>34693386Fwb not answering texts?
Wtf is a shilling?
>>34693381*gives u water*
>>34693391w a t c ht hev i d e oDUMBASS!!!
>>34693386
>>34693381https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6TFx-s3wHY
>>34693381>Thirsty... ;_;Here, drink up! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G8N8xgoXkAYGQ6H.jpg
men think they’re so funny
>>34693391Coinage in the UK.
>>34693343and?
>>34693398at least men can think
>>34693372*Grabs your hip dips*
>>34693386CAM ON INGERLANDSCOR SOM FACKIN COCKS
>>34693401thinking w ur dick doesn’t count dumbo
>>34693372*boops your nose*
>>34693398It's women's fault for teeheeing at our lame jokes whenever they want some cock
>>34693404>dumboDon't doxx me that was my nickname in collegeBig ears and a trunk in the front
>>34693398funny is relative. what will make one individual laugh will leave another stone cold. as long as my boomer coworkers think i'm funny, i'm content with that
>>34693401bodied that freak
Millennial-manons, would you fuck fat Nelly Furtado?
big meaty cocks
>>34693412Nah, give me Gina Carrino instead
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME
I think we pushed too far with the heroin chic and thinspo of the 90's and 2000's and once ED's hit too high society rebelled hard and now a lot of the young women are fat
>>34693417Do you like them in a bun?
>>34693422Heroin chic is haute again thoughever
>>34693423I would bite the cock while eating the bun
>>34693422Seems like zoomers are getting skinny again. Millennials are the biguns
>>34693424>>34693427Because society pushed back too hard to correct. I'm not saying you have to be 90lb's at 5'4, maybe just like 120
>>34693429Social media was a mistake.
>>34693426I actually like a bit of that. The toothy blowjob jokes guys make have never resonated with me.
>>34693422>society rebelledno. americans are just stupid and lazy and are easily taken advantage of by Coca-Cola™, Nestle™, and various other conglomerates who the feds refuse to enforce antitrust laws on.
>fiancé's sister comes to visit>does yoga in the living room while we're at work>I know this because I happened to check the cat cam and saw her>ngl she has nice mommy tits and ass, especially in her gymwear >the day after she leaves, wake up horny in middle of night>can't stop thinking about her>pull the cat camera video off her>jerk off>have felt crazy guilty since How do I absolve myself, bros?
>English crowd shot>shirtless idiotLol
>>34693433As a kid all the college age chicks were hot
>>34693436kill men
>>34693436you should go onto an image board and post about it
>>34693396This and the short girl being held up by the redhead are hot memes. The one with the guys surrounding a girl on a couch is repulsive though
>>34693436She a southern belle?
>>34693438and now theyre all fat and ugly.
I hate women.
>>34693436talk to a priest they do it for free
i posted here like 2 days ago on how some of my friends wanted to call a prostitute for me and another friend on a trip. shit got really really bad.>friends want to call a prostitute for me >we all get cold feet and decide to just enjoy the trip.>one friend (call him dung beetle) pulls me aside>"yo anon, i still wanna call the hoes">"bro, don't. everyone's awake, john's girlfriend is here, you'll just make the whole house uncomfortable.">"aight bro, you're right, i'm just gonna sleep.">2 hours later>me and the boys finish watching a movie>decide to mess with dung beetle before bed>he gets insanely aggressive>starts hitting us and forcing us out of his room>go upstairs to make sandwiches>"lmao, imagine dung beetle is sneaking at the stairs right now">gut feeling kicks in>check the window>there he is>walking two prostitutes into the house>actually speechless>it's my house>ignored everything we agreed on>made everyone uncomfortable>brought strangers into my home without asking>now random people know the layout of my place and what I've got insidesome of you were rightnever trust a sub5 sexpest who thinks with his dick over everyone else's comfort. dude's just a horrible friend.only silver lining is i'm glad i didn't lose my virginity to a prostitutethat would've felt awful
>>34693443All women are like that on the inside.
>>34693436You should definitely keep it to yourself and not post about it on a imageboard.
>>34693443yeah, it sucks. It really seems like only athletes, foreigners, and asians with the occasional white, black, or hispanic girl aren't overweight
>>34693446>now random people know the layout of my place and what I've got insidejames bond over here
HOW DO I MAKE MY IN-LAWS LIKE ME???
>>34693436Ha, you're bi, and that's like being gay. You're gay, ha.
>>34693446>now random people know the layout of my place and what I've got insideted kaczynski over here
>>34693446Whoop his ass.Then change all the locks to your house and get a guard dog.GG
>>34693446>his room>your houseWat?
I think the jews pushing interracial pornography are doing it less out of wanting to genocide whites and more out of jewish people being obsessed with black people. If you ever hang out with Jewish people they always love black celebrities
>>34693444I love cat men.>>34693451I’m afraid that is impawsible.
>>34693457Jews love black cock
>>34693451stop fucking their child
>>34693456it's my house, but people claimed a room for the weekend.
why are you doing that? why are you touching yourself? stop that right now
ITS COMING HOME
>>34693458I am trying to seduce this orange stray nut he doesn't give me a chance
>>34693461You should've kicked him out when he got violent
>>34693459I unironically think they do, why do you think they push black artists so much? They just like them
>>34693446so what exactly happened>hey ANON, meet kandy and krystal>shitass get these hoes outta my house>oo-ookay anon sorryor>yo im fnna fuck can i use your room anon? k thx bye>that hit the spot htx anon
>>34693464It is not but it is good to hope
I'M COMING HOME OH YEAH I'M COMING HOME
>>34693465Orange cat? Have you tried a box with some nip?
>>34693463I haven't even started yet.
>>34693449If i see a skinny black woman it seems it's like a 50 percent chance she's a foreigner
>>34693467Why do you thini they like them?
>>34693473No, i'll bring a treat next time. He would try and rub on me but only when I wasn't looking at him
>>34693475They're usually hot too
>>34693476My guess is that for a long time they were two groups that weren't both White and Christian. Nowadays a lot more people are irreligious and white countries are more diverse
>>34693478Skinny black women give me immense boners
>>34693481That kinda makes sense. Why didn't they develop the same affection for natives though?
>>34693485A lot of the natives were isolated together in their own tribes on their own land. They also adopted a lot of parts of Christianity through forced or voluntary measures
>>34693463I'm not. Femanons haven't said anything horny yet, and I missed the boobs.
>>34693477Make sure you tell the one at home about their new brother
>>34693457I knew a Jewish woman in college who'd only date black guys, and she was majoring in Moorish history. Kek.
Either gender.Is there a good place to go to find English sluts in the U.S.? I'm so fucking pissed after this game I want to hate sex one of these fucking cunts.
>>34693469we weren't exactly thrilled on kicking the hoes out, because there was a big black dude inside their car. we didn't want to risk scaring them and getting the gorilla activated.so we just had to wait while we got really sour on the bullshit that mfer did. we all just told him to get lost and went to sleep. the next day nobody wanted to talk to him. so yeah, glad he enjoyed ruining his reputation on the group.
>>34693496I'm telling you it's a pattern I've seen.
I would gladly exchange a lot of our black women here in America for the women of Nigeria and Kenya
I was playing a game with my boyfriend that has 3rd or 1st person perspective. He was complaining that moving the mouse didn't move the camera. The camera follows behind your avatar, which is moved with WASD. You can press alt to make the camera pivot around your curser.I was baffled by his complaint as I have never played a game where the camera follows the mouse, in a 3rd person game with an avatar. If the camera tracked with the mouse, it would be very hard to click on things. He got annoyed with me because I couldn't understand why it bothered him so much.Am I wrong?
State GenderA make a wish kid 10 years of age and the opposite gender of (You) has it as their last wish for a kiss on the lips from (You) before they pass away of cancer or whatever.Are you going to let emotion and empathy win out and kiss them or are you going to stay logical and tell them no?
>>34693506YesThe mouse should move the camera, the system you're describing sounds horrible. What game?
>>3469350Mive never played a third person game on a pc so i dont really know what your talking aboutunless hes just used to first person games, pretty much all of those move the camera with the cursor
just wrote out imaginary wedding vows to her (we've been on 3 dates)
>>34693509Rape Academy Manager
>>34693511how embarrassing
>>34693509In all Elder Scrolls games and every other 3rd person RPG I've ever played, the mouse does not move the camera...
It sucks that people from Nagaland and Meghalaya are lumped in with the people from Delhi and Agra just because they're all "Indian"
>>34693506Yes, next question
>>34693517i dont want any of them here
>>34693516The mouse moved the camera in Skyrim
>>34693519That's entirely fair but they are not the same people at all
>>34693513>looked it up>not realI’m disappointed
>>34693517Make a case as to why they shouldn’t be. It sucks that Indians are trying to brand themselves as Asian.
If being straight was a choice, I dont think many men would choose it. Men don't seem to like women as people. What do you think of this? State your gender please
>>34693520In 1st. Not in 3rd person view.
>>34693526F yeah seems accurate
met a very pretty lady a few weeks ago. Was out at a bakery with another girl and she was working there and complimented me.Later that week I returned alone. Took her out and we kissed the whole time. I gave her my number and she texted me a few days later, we set up another date the next week.I had thought we'd hang all night, but she revealed she only had 2 hours available. Although we had a nice conversation, many kisses and fun times, I couldn't help but feel like something was wrong.By the end of the date, she told me she needed to go have dinner with her parents. I tried to coordinate a next date with her, but she just kept saying she's busy this and this day, but I took it because I'm pretty busy too, I have 2 jobs and next weekend I'm travelling. The thing is I really like her, and thought maybe she'd put more effort into seeing me.Like I told her she should come to my city (I drove an hour to see her) and she asked "What's there?"I should have said "me, stupid" I feel like that's such a bictchy thing to say, "Wahts there?" I get that it was just a joke but I expected more passion from her. Maybe I'm just moving too fast.Anyways, I texted her after, she texted back but not to my last text which wasn't consequential anyway, but 3 days just passed with nothing from her. She did say she was travelling and then had a job today but I expect SOMETHING. Women are always on their phones. I double texted her today and it's been 3 hours without a reply. Is it over?
>>34693526i like women as sex objects though. who cares about liking women as "people" lmao.
>>34693532That's what I'm saying you fucking knuckledragging, mouth breathing unga bunga etard
>>34693498Unfortunately birds don't like us burgers the way our women like bongs
Women thoughts on your fiancee's eyes invariably wandering?
>>34693528It makes you rotate, which rotates the cameraThere's no way to freely move the mouse and just click stuff like you described at first
>>34693526I feel like I could love women but they piss me off so fucking much while fueling my self hate. Their opinion of me decides whether I procreate.
>>34693526if sexuality was a choice everybody would be asexual. theyd either be in platonic relationships with whoever theyre most compatible with regardless of sex, or they'd be alone
>>34693451M or f?
>>34693526If sexuality were a choice I'd just like trannies more
>>34693507This was a sub plot in House, right? Or was it Greys Anatomy?
>>34693507i hate children and want them so suffer so i refuse
>>34693544It happens in House but Greys might have done it too.
>>34693526Your mistake is thinking the contemporary social media Stacy is what defines womanhood. It's the same mistake that incels make.
I need a Georgia peach
>>34693525Because Nagaland and Meghalaya are nice places way closer to the orient and Delhi and Agra are horribly disgusting places in the middle of the sub-continent, not way over in the east (see pic). Most of the stuff you see India doing that's disgusting if from central India. To your other point the only reason they're referred to as Asian is because we've abandoned orient as a common term. I hate when you see "Asian man commits crime" and it's some Pakistani or Syrian guy. They largely do that because they know people picture Asian as East Asian and the media is able to scrape by on a techinicality
>>34693549What the fuck are you even saying
>>34693526t. the faggot who posts "why don't straight people like each other" in every other thread
>>34693551People don’t know about the Chinese Indians and it’s very sad
Where are the men with strong thighs
>>34693528the mouse moved the camera in max payne
>>34693557Yes?
>>34693557I used to have strong thighs :(
>>34693553I haven't posted here in months nor am I a homosexual. Perhaps look in the mirror and you'll find the faggot you speak of
>>34693542F
>>34693557Who are you thinking of
>>34693557On the rugby pitch
>>34693555People don't grasp that Nagaland and Delhi are like 2,500km away from each other. That's about the distance from California to Kansas
>>34693526I've never tried to date, but I really like women as friends when I'm first getting to know you, but eventually you get comfortable enough around me to say something that'll completely destroy my confidence.
>>34693557My ex said I had nice legs when she blew me
>>34693563you used the same deflection attempt last timehttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/34644203/#34645035https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/34644203/#34645051
>>34693526The nice interesting women are married
>>34693568>the distance from California to Kansasyeah and theyre still fat ugly americans
>>34693569>but eventually you get comfortable enough around me to say something that'll completely destroy my confidence.Like what?
Need an English Rose to oppress me
>>34693576Obsessed
>>34693576But very different people. The distance is like Spain to Finland
>>34693573Literal schizo. Take your meds you fucking freak
Gender How do you feel about pda?
>>34693579indian hands
>>34693583ok faggot
>>34693586It's a classless thing beyond a quick peck or hand holding
>>34693561Can I touch..
>>34693587Worse, Irish
>>34693586MI like a certain amount of it (hugging, a woman holding onto my arm, short kisses) but I'm not into snogging where people can see me. I'm fine with sex outdoors or in cars or storage units, I just don't like being seen while we get frisky
>>34693577>Like what?Usually it's something like "women shouldn't give ugly men a chance," or "that guy is probably a virgin."
Need to have rough sex with a hot woman deep in a forest
>>34693586I do it all the time
>>34693586Mhugging is fine, maybe cheek pecks, but if you start ass grabbing or making out i will shoot you
https://youtu.be/bpWM2v_8Q1o
>>34693595Biologically why would any good woman ruin her kids lives by reproducing with an ugly man? That's child cruelty. As for making fun of virgins, Normies are hypersexual why is that a surprise
>>34693597you're bitten by a tick and get lyme diseaseyou also accidentally shove dirt into her pussy and she gets a uti
>>34693597SameAnd I'm ngl, that femanon who talked about how she'd get plowed in the woods is giving me rent free boners.
>>34693586I hope to do it with my bf as much as possible, I’ll walk around with one hand down his pants and another up his shirt
Need to tie a willing latina to a post and breed her
arm pics... give them to me!
Need to tie a willing latina to a post and burn her(they're all demones)
>>34693607I meant more like a pull her pants down and fuck while she holds onto a tree kind of thing
How long should I wait into a sexual relationship, to ask for a 3some?
>>34693606All I said was it destroys my confidence, not that I didn't understand why they say it.
>>34693606>it's about the kids!Yeah women don't want wealthy or handsome men for themselves, they're doing it out of altruism
>>34693613post tits firstclothed is fine
>>34693615Hot demons
>>34693600Like what?
>>34693617maybe the third or fourth meeting
>>34693617Depends, are you the guy or girl? Which type of threesome?
I will never know if she ever thinks of me again. I would hope so, but I won’t know. Does it even matter?
>>34693622I'll grab her tits and pussy if I think a can get away with it. I make out and kiss necks in public parks with dates too.
>>34693627If you're a star they let you do it
>>34693626of course it doesnt matter. time to grow up
>>34693630That's right. I'm the star. Enjoy my show.
Shit I wish I hadn’t scheduled therapy biweekly
>>34693506Well I wouldn’t say you’re wrong, but it does matter.Because after years of muscle memory, it can be very jarring to switch to a different system.I’ve gone back to some really, really old games. Sometimes I can cope, other times I can’t.
Why are stupid bitches always the meanest?
>>34693641Common sense is given to women via cock. Lack of good cock makes you mean
>>34693551Upon closer inspection you might have a point, they look more like sea monkeys than jeets. You even dragged up a memory of watching a Best Ever Food Review Show video on nagaland
Just popped a fat juicy zit.
My 6 year old daughter hates her mom, I have no idea why like we are married and live together, but she just goes off the rails and tries to bite her mom and goes nuclear until I deal with her. We have 2 other kids who don't have this problem. I'm just bewildered, like she just hates her mom for no reason and wants to bite everyone. I've done kids before and this didn't happen, like what the hell? Is this feminism's fault?
>>34693544You got me, the hot Australian doctor chase did have to kiss a 9 year old girl.
>>34693587They have a strange affinity for them (both ways).
My man boobs will soon turn into pecs
>>34693649Electra complex or something, I dunno
>>34693579>Need an English Rose to oppress meI would let Nigella Lawson tread on me.
>>34693652Noooooooooo D:
>>34693641Because they smell your insecurity.You gotta assert dominance.
>>34693649Your wife did something to that baby
>>34693649try r/parenting
>>34693655For me, it’s Kaya Scolderario.
>>34693531Sorry, but it happened.It’s ogre.But that doesn’t mean you can’t try one more time, just to be sure.
Need to fold a woman in half and pound her as hard as I can till she taps out
>>34693659How do you dominate random people?
Need to fold a woman in half and put her in a suitcase so i can dispose of the body
>>34693530Please don't think that
Need to fold a man In Half so I can play w his bum (no penetration)
>>34693668head up, eyes forward, as in life
>>34693668Farting
I feel so tired and depressed lately, it reminds me of the hangover I had the one time I did stimulants.
>>34693670holy simp
>>34693671How does that even work?
m21 but i wish i was greying alreadymaybe just 2 or 3 streaks here and there
>>34693671do you consume the chocolate treasures or rub them on your skin?
>>34693676Idk I just wanted to join in on the fun
I hate that men can't cum back to back. Fucking for an hour straight cumming balls deep in a woman 3 times sounds heavenly
>>34693679Whew, that sounded like torture.
>>34693679how would you coax the treasures from his cave?
>>34693680Corn fed hands.
>>34693680I can. At least when I'm jerking off (I'm a virgin).
>>34693680i could probably do that but thered be less volume each time3 times in an hour seems achievable for anybody under 35 imo
>>34693685>>34693686>>34693689I wish I could take the Enkidu pill and just get a cute girl and fuck her for a week straight
>sudden sweats and racing heartbeatAm I dying?
>>34693691I think her pussy would need a break
>>34693693Yeah but imagine how many times she'd cum and how much of a disheveled mess she'd be
What do you do when the girl you’re fucking is getting too attached?
How do I get better at pool tables?
>>34693695It's normal, just stay true to your boundaries and keep fucking her
>>34693683I don’t have a scat fetish I guess I’d just want to tickle his balls and tease him by touching his cheeks closer and closer to the crack as he whimpers and pleads for me not to
>>34693695Keep fucking. Eventually some simp will take her off your hands
>>34693699Nta but I have no issue with a woman eating my ass. as long as you never go deeper than a tongue
>>34693702I want a man who doesn’t want me to touch his ass, not one that does, ruins the fun
>>34693703h-hot
>>34693703I'll act real upset when you jerk me off while eating my ass on your knees
3-5 kids is ideal. Anything substantially more is selfish
What happen if a man pee on a pregnancy test?
>>34693717Negative unless you have cancer
>>34693717Presumably it comes up negative.
Women, Just aesthetically, White or Black cock?
>>34693717Generally nothing but if it does pop up positive you might have testicular cancer, it sounds like a joke but it’s not
I kinda want a cute 100lb petite woman who views it as her life's purpose to pleasure my cock and eat my ass
I miss when /x/ was just spooky stories and not meaningless RPing
>>34693729A lot of boards are just shells of their former selves, I don’t know if it’s because of a culture shift or what but it makes me sad
>>34693729People just don't tell stories anymore.
What is a polite way to make sure a woman has no tattoos before I ask her out? You really have no idea, and there have been so many cases I started flirting with a chick forgetting about this issue cause I don't see any visible, then lose all interest when I see any tattoo on her leg or she mentions it.
Is it true most girls in relationships let their boyfriends regularly creampie or at least fuck them raw?I feel like that’s all I need to be convinced to date an average-looking girl.
I want a gf who cums harder from anal more than anything else
>>34693758Yeah, it’s not a hard and fast rule but if you’ve been upgraded from hook up they’ll generally stop making you wear rubbers. Creampie’s will generally depend on the specific lady
>>34693754There is no polite way, grow up
>I WANT A GF WHO LIKES SEX>WOMEN DO YOU LIKE SEX?>WOMEN I IMAGINE HAVING SEX WITH YOU>WOMEN THIS IS MY FAVORITE TYPE OF SEX>WOMEN HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX?guess it's that hour of the night again
>>34693507FI’ll give him a kiss, and a long hug.
>>34693768Damn, I really missed out on that then. It was probably better to spend my 20s balls deep raw in an average girl every other night than trying to chase girls out of my league.
men, have you ever been in a physical fight? what happened?
/atoga/ femanons may I have your permission to fantasize about holding hands with my cool friend who laughs at my jokes
>>34693788Serial Monogamy > Continuous One Night Stands
>>34693796Yes. Had no choice, he started it. I gave him couple of punches and threw him to the ground. Later that night he came back with his friends, they beat the shit out of me and I ended up in the hospital.
>reee why aren't we fucking SLAPFIGHTING RIGHT NOW
pretty much everyone was right here about him. he treats me terribly and now i am potentially pregnant, getting an appointment soon to make sure. i have non stop thoughts about killing myself. thanks for trying to warn me everyone
>another victim of abuseChad
>>34693812why did he start it?also omg hospital sounds pretty serious, glad you're ok
>>34693816When did this happen (the advice not the abuse or whatever)
>>34693816did you at least live laugh and love?
god made men pussies at dealing w a simple cold so his gf could step in and care for him
>>34693821i haven't posted in awhile but a lot of people hated me for asking about him/us, i have a nickname anons gave me that i don't really like>>34693823maybe i'll fuck off to another universe when i do it, so maybe there. otherwise it's probably like nothingness or the lake of fire waiting for me
Just woke up and realised I fell asleep with the lifhts on. I was so tired last night
>>34693816You could serially hook up and serially date to alleviate the problem.
>>34693798yes but nothing more
Men, how would you feel about having a gf who has a male best friend? Women can answer too but vice versa.
>>34693776grim
>>34693839yeah no, hard pass
>>34693836i don't know if that would work. i've been single for years and years after my last ex who nearly killed me and the one i'm now talking about in thread he used my friendship and kindness to hurt me. i also don't know if i am pregnant or not so not sure how i would feel about casual sex if that's the case. i just stayed away from dating for so long and i just caved and always chose the wrong guys. death just seems more peaceful
>>34693843I bet they have been quite muscular and tall to justify it.
>>34693832What was the nickname? Or if you don’t want to share that nickname then do you remember what you asked?
>>34693841What if he was a homosexual?
>>34693839I’d feel a lot more comfortable if that male best friend was gay
>>34693820He came out of nowhere and tried to grab my friend’s pussy, that’s a big no-no. Luckily she wasn’t around when they came back
>>34693845i don't really like super muscley men personally. it was more so he seemed to be there for me and i him in our friendship but then he broke that barrier and just used me and my own dreams to hurt me. >>34693846they were complicated questions with drama involved. everyone was calling him awful in threads.
y dont women w bpd just date men w bpd
>>34693839No. Very hard no. We all know why he’s there.
>>34693847even worse
>>34693865How is that worse?
>>34693862they do, they just both think they are the poor victim in the situation and thus the narrative will always be that one bpd will moan to you about how evil their bpd ex was
>>34693866if the friend' straight there's at least a slim chance he's a decent person, that's not a possibility if he's homosexual
>>34693869Oh so you're just homophobic, gross.
>>34693870oh so you're just homosexual, gross
>>34693871I'm Straight and F, I'm the original poster >>34693839
>>34693872being a faggot supporter makes you a faggot too, those are the rules
how deep do you think i need to cut myself to actually pass away? i think i've read there's a main artery in the upper inner thigh area that may be more useful than wrists or maybe i'll just do all of it
>>34693876now that's one pathetic post
Then the gays got married…
Why did we simultaneously ban guns and unban niggers
Americans when rules: this is not fair!
>>34693887>>34693888worst timeline ever
>>34693816Are we talking about me or did someone else do this
>>34693888Who is we?
>>34693896it would be hilariously sad if you are him, but sure. maybe you are him. he's been on 4chan more but claims to be a lurker.
>>34693899Western society
>>34693902You would know if it was me
>>34693855women like men who give them drama (drama is excitement).
>>34693894this will get really ugly and they only have a few hours to figure it out, kek
>>34693896did you impregnate another mentally disabled underage abuse victim?
>>34693894Do the rules prevent others from infringing on my right to exist or do they infringe on my right to exist?
>>34693919anon was talking about soccer
>>34693914My baby’s mom is 20, overdose yourself already you freak
>>34693941yeah, now she is pedo
>>34693945She was never underageAm I talking to a blown out OnlyFans roastie or a troon? I need to know
>>34693952I hope one day your kids will gang up on you and get their well deserved revenge
>>34693954Kill yourself
>>34693954You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>34693958>>34693963so triggered, k3k
>>34693965Damn right I am. I will rope the next tranny who mentioned my kids
Who has the best girlfriend ever?
>>34693975not you
>>34693975My tulpa.
Goodnight foids.
>>34693839I don't like girls having guy friends because 99% of the time they have crushes on the girl and will try to sabotage our relationship so he can fuck her.
>>34693982but wouldnt men find that hot since they can assert indirect dominance on the man by still being the winner who got the girl/gets to fuck her and the other guy lost? or have i read too much fanfiction..
>>34693983NTAyes it would be great personallywould also be hilarious to be out in public and try to force a conversation to happen to taunt him while we're together, breaking his spirit and all that sounds hot and exciting assuming i like the girl and he's deeply emotionally attached to her
>>34693983We genuinely do not think about what other men feel
>>34693984alright nevermind that actually sounds really mean to the friend, i take it back,
Women can be friends with men but men can't be friends with women.
I sure hope you guys are merely pretending to be this retarded.
>>34693987Women can be friends with men but men can't be friends with pretty women.ftfy
>>34693983I think there is a sub section of men (usually boomers or guys with boomer mindsets) that get off on guys ogling/wanting to fuck their gf, but they are pretty weird.Kind of like those guys that are ok with their woman fucking another man because "at the end of the day she comes home to me" or some bullshit excuse they make up.Personally, I don't want other guys looking at my gf like she's a piece of meat.
>>34693986Do you think any form of dominance in that context is ever gonna not be mean?someone always loses in life sadly.
>>34693986Mean was the second thing that came to mind reading this
>>34693984>breaking his spirit and all that sounds hot and excitingThis sounds really gay.
Trips and everyone else in this thread but me is gay
>>34693998hahahaha, now it's reversed
>>34694005Gayest poster ITT
As the gayest poster, I can confirm that everyone involved in these threads is a faggot, most of all the gays
>>34694666nah, this one basically invented faggotry
>>34693996almost everything anyone says or does or describes ITT gets called gay every single dayyou guys ars literally obsessed with faggots.
Is pitching gay?
Either Gender: Do you prefer a big age, size, or height difference in your relationship?
>>34693839FIt makes me nervous but I dated a bisexual guy and what am I gonna do, not want him to hang out with any of his friends?
>>34694005>put fags acting like fags everywhere >calls people obsessed if they dare to notice, and god forbid, call it outok fag
>>34694008How many STIs have you had?
>>34694007F, he should be five years older than me, five stones heavier than me and five inches taller than me. Also make five times my salary.
>>34694009filtering the plurality of human behavior through the singular lens of faggotry is an obsession by definition, yes
>>34694007Women should be taller and bigger than men
>>34694005>almost everything anyone says or does or describes ITT gets called gay every single dayFor no reason absolutely whatsoever
>>34694010NoneHe however did have chlamydia at one point before dating me lol.>>34694007Meh. I prefer little to no age gap and as far as size/height go as long as he's not shorter than me we're good.
>>34694013it's not my fault that 95% of the things you do are tainted by your faggotry and can be traced back to it
>>34694007MI wish I could date women older than me but I'm a khhv at 27 so that ship has kind of sailed
>>34694018>im not obsessed with homos i j-just see extreme faggotry everywhere i go in every man i see and in everything everyone d-does uh huh
>>34694023just stop being gay if you have a problem with people calling you gayas a faggot, you should be proud to be called a faggot, no?
>>34694023Everywhere we go, or (and get this) specifically here on this bender forum
>>34694021just lie to them, u dont have to tell them ur a virgin>>34694023>>34694024just kiss already
>>34694023Correct, only one percent of adults in 2026 aren't gay af.
IS PITCHING GAY?
>>34694026>just lie to them, u dont have to tell them ur a virginI'm not concerned about people looking down on me for being a virgin. That's not the problem.
>>34694026>more gay yapping >>34694028it's gay if you do it because you infuse it with your faggotry
>>34694029then whats stopping u from dating older women
>>34694030IS PITCHING SOMETIMES NOT GAY
>>34694031My victim complex.
>>34694033elaborate
I’M BISEXUAL AM I GAY?
>>34694032I don't even know what that is but probably, yes
>>34694030Are you implying there's a non-gay form of pitching, assuming it's not infused with said faggotry...? this seems like gay cope
>>34694031At this age it's far less likely to be serious than if I were in my early twenties dating a woman in her later twenties
>>34694035No
>>34694038Pitching isn’t gay
>>34694037It means fucking a man in the ass
>>34694038yes, moat activities aren't gay unless they are done by a faggoteating soup isn't gay unless it's a faggot doing it there's only very few exceptions of activities that are inherently gay, like fucking another man in the ass for example
>>34694041This cope was stale before the Roman Republic collapsed.
>>34693988But I am retarded.
>>34694007M>AgeI'd be comfortable ~5 years above or below me, maybe more in either direction if I was absolutely convinced she was the right person for me.>Size/HeightI couldn't date a midget and I don't date fat women, otherwise it's all fair game.
And if a double headed man killed the both of us
>>34694047My condolences.
>>34694050Morrissey never said that.
>>34694051Why?
>>34694053It sounds like a miserable existence.
>>34694055It’s lonely at the top.
good night small dicked moids and saggy, flat chested foidsi hope tomorrow blesses you all with some sort of consolation prize
>>34694056>top ten stupid ultimate showdown
>>34694058Sweet dreams
There’s nothing gay with squeezing a man’s ass… and fingering it a little…
When men become rich, they spend their money on prostitutes, drugs and luxury cars. This is why men must not have money
>>34694066You're a fag unironically
>>34694070That's what happens when empty people get money, it has nothing to do with the gender of the person. Empty women will just spend it on jewelry, clothes and vacations instead. Ideally ones produced via child labor.
>>34694077So you’re saying it’s gay to finger a man’s ass
>>34694080Spending money on clothes, vacation and jewelry is way more worth it than spending it on prostitutes, drugs and luxury. I genuinely don’t understand why men want money, they spend it on worthless stuff
Imagine a world where good looking people are considered abnormal and hunted down and killed. Now today there are no more of them. Now imagine a child is born and as he grows up people eye him oddly and his mother realises what has to be done in order for her child to live. She bashes his face in with a stone. Time goes on the child goes through life. His child is born. His child is also pretty and his mother tells him the only reason their family has survived is because they had to disfigure their children so they would not be hunted down. He refuses his child is taken one day his wife leaves and this eventually sparks a rebellion in him and he creates an underground group of sympathisers and people like him and fugitives that escaped the modern society.
That’s Canada only it’s mentally well people
Racism and sexism is centrist
Thirdwave feminism and browns do not belong here
>>34694085So just the book series "Uglies" but the opposite
Women need to know their place: not in the kitchen, but in the coal mines.Browns literally have nowhere else to go btw.
>>34694105My asthma and poor upper body strength are not conducive to mining. I'm meant to be spinning and weaving linen in a stupid hat like my ancestors.
>>34694104Didn't know that was a thing but it seems obvious
>hat
>>34694107You can’t be outdated in 2026 unless you are brown
>>34694105I was designed by God to garden, actually.
>>34694112He did say man will have to tend to the field and toil for his bread.
>>34694114Not a man, I just feel most comfortable with my hands dirty outside.
>>34694116>not a man says the bisexualOk.
>>34694112Based, don’t listen to that guy.
In the future the when the dad gets mad about his son playing video games too much he won't smash the screen he will smash the console or the computer
>>34694120Don't encourage the dykes.
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>>34693638Why not?
>>34693855Decades schizo
