>>34694129Thread old
penis, vagina, breasts
Women, how do I politely but confidently proposition a woman for sex? I always get to the talking and then it kinda fizzles out because I have no idea how to go from here.
>>34699626/thread
>>34699631there's no polite way to get a woman to act like a whore
Plap
I love redheaded women
>>34699638Maybe polite was the wrong word. Lets say in a non-molesting way. Doesn't have to be polite.
Things will be better in the next life. Things will be better in the next life. Things will be better in the next life. There cannot be nothing.
>>34699640As long as they're fat.
>>34699646there's also no non-molesting way to do this because it's molestation pretending to not be molestation the only possible polite and non-molesting way you can get a woman to sleep with you is to marry her
>>34699648fuck no!!! being fat isn't healthy
>>34699648That tattoo will become illegilbe if she ever loses weight. But whom are we kidding. >>34699650Your gender?
>>34699655>That tattoo will become illegilbe if she ever loses weight. But whom are we kidding.like the print on an uninflated balloon
>>34699655F
Women, whats your favourite foidslop?
>>34699650>>34699657Conservative women are gross
>>34699647if there's more than nothing you're stuck with more of the same people making the same messes
I had no idea slight sounds still made videos
Hard work
if I can't get a job soon I might have to start making porn
>>34699659I don’t speak incel
>>34699619Question for Females:Why did you do it?
>>34699672I wanted it
>>34699619Question for Females:How did you do it?
>>34699659What
>7-8 years ago when I started using Tinder, 1 in every maybe 10 girls that I matched with would be immediately down to meet up and fuck the same day or after like 1-2 days of talking>the more time you spent talking, the faster a girl became disinterested (still true to this day)>fast forward to present day>girls from dating apps like Tinder/Hinge/even social media like Insta are less willing to meet up quickly>they want to spend more time messaging before meeting up>they grow disinterested as days turn into weeks and eventually one or the other ghosts each otherAm I going insane or have dating dynamics changed significantly in the past 2-3 years? What changed to make women more hesitant? I was practically plowing and creampieing a different early 2000s zoomette every weekend back when my dating app casual sex era peaked between 2019-2022.
I'll be the first loser to ask unnecessarily sexual questionsCan women learn to squirt? Is it just pee?
>>34699678Slowly bounced on it in >his sleep after evading all obstacles in the window.
>>34699682It's just piss. It's literally just piss. It's a myth of porn that women pretend to have because they want to seem special to not girls and impress guys. It's not even impressive it's just piss. Girls cannot squirt
>>34699657Look, I know no sex before marriage conservatism is used as a cop for men with very small dicks, who want to reveal themselves only when it is too late.But as a woman? It makes no sense at all. Are you tremendously fat, ugly, retarded? Do you have horrible sad tits you want to keep hidden until the deal is signed? It is all very nonsensical.
>>34699684Aw c'mon I wanted a non sexual answer. Why does everything have to be about vagina?
>>34699665It will be different. This one was a fluke.
>>34699631Impossible.Proposition women who've put themselves in a position to be propositioned. Go to a bar, use a dating app.
Oh boy, here I go listening to The Cars again.
>>34699686Ah, I see you are with the Cream Team. Thats okay, the Squirt Squad just works difefrently.
>>34699695Was it just what you needed?
>>34699693>Proposition women who've put themselves in a position to be propositionedYeah thats the point dingus. How do I do it.
>>34699696Squirt squad, yeah yeah sure. The only thing you women squirt is blood on every full moon like a spooky fucking vampire bat with a string hanging out of it.
>>34699681you were in a glowup and didn't know it. now you're not.
>>34699686From what I understand it doesn't all come from the urethra, though? And squirt is mostly piss but not all piss? I'm a fair weather member of the squirt squad.
*ahem*I think hating women is wrong
>>34699659What's this mean? Like Bridgerton?I watch the Twilight movies when I'm in a bad mental space.
>>34699702It's piss. Any vaginal mucus in trace amounts is from the vaginal canal and any gunk that happened to get crammed up the pisshole after the ladies wipe their gashes after going to the bathroom. Porn isn't reality
>>34699702NtaWhere else is it supposed to come out of?
>>34699678I showed up
>>34699703No one is going to fuck you for saying that. I don't hate women either but I hate their sneaky cunning mind tricks, that shit is of the devil and we need to bring back witch hunts
>>34699706This unfortunately doesn't change the fact that I have been squirted upon and enjoyed it. Much to think about.
>>34699682I didn't "learn" to squirt, it's just something that started happening. I feel like it's just pee, but I also purposefully empty my bladder as best I can before sex, so idk.
>>34699688What a vain post. Ptui.
*ahem*I also think murder is bad
>>34699707There are some other glands near the urethra.
>>34699711Why would you enjoy being pissed on by a woman of all things? Women are the submissive sex not the men
>>34699686It’s not. Just google it
>>34699692sorry anonif you die in the game you die for realimagine if shitters got to respawn... you seriously want boomers to get another round??
>>34699718Seeing her lose control was hot.
>>34699719No I'm not googling it, it's piss. I already know where the vaginal mucus secretions come from, anything ejected out the piss hole is piss. Autistic losers in academia never got laid so no matter what the study says it's wrong and I said so.
I'm not a footfag but I like this video
>>34699721She pissed on you to please you there was no control lost lol bro is this why zoomie girls dislike their guys so much?
>>34699726I’m a millennial.
>>34699722Ok incel
>>34699647>There cannot be nothing.Why not? There was nothing before.
>>34699717>glandsI don't think those have the power to spray? Are you're implying squirting is similar to gleeking, that thing where you accidentally spray saliva when you lift up your tongue?
>>34699725I was so distracted by her foot I almost missed the egregious underboob
>>34699619I'm still british (english specifically)
>>34699739I was looking at her tummy desu
>>34699647In heaven yes, I'll be reunited with my dog and we'll watch tv and go on nice walks
>>34699720Maybe we're all alone in our games. And when we die we go off somewhere to start a new one by ourselves. They're there on their own but they can't bother us here. >>34699733We don't really know that now do we. I just can't stand the thought of getting one shot and if it's fucked then it's fucked, and never knowing what it's like not to be.
>>34699714>freely insult everyone as a "Whore" who doesn't exactly adhere to your beliefes and pretend that wanting to have sex is outrageous and evil>seethe if you get told off in turnYou can literally go to a gay darkroom gangbang party and tell everyone that you want to wait for marriage, and people will find it a bit funny at worst.Go among conservacucks and tell them that you wat to have sex without being married, and you will be insulted, harassed, ostracized and shunned. You faggots are the absolute queens of dishing it out while being unwilling to take it.
>>34699746>I just can't stand the thought of getting one shot and if it's fucked then it's fucked, and never knowing what it's like not to be.Not being able to tolerate the truth doesn't change it. You are suffering from magical thinking.
Snowbunny Mind Control got me lusting over white women again
>>34699750>the truthAccording to who, what makes your hypothesis any more valid than mine.
>>34699746>knowing what it's like not to beis nonsense.
>>34699749You can't possibly be this stupid.
Howdy, Pink ATOGANs.
>>34699741Do you eat chips and fish with beans, too?
>>34699775It's a topping. It's versatile. You can put it on pretty much anything.
>>34699760uhhhhh... empirical scientific fact?we have scanning tunneling microscopes, we can photograph subatomic particles and make observations of things that were happening right after the big bang. we can piece together languages from pre-history just based on the contents of excavated middens and build nanometer integrated circuits with photolithography. we know the Planck constants and there are suspicions that we might someday be able to hack them. the greatest minds of mankind have been on scan for evidence of the soul for all of history and there's zilch to show for it. there's no samsara, no reincarnation, no afterlife. if there were, we'd know something about it by now.
>>34699779>It's a topping. It's versatile.>Top>VersQueer people always give themselves away.
what are some real incel/femcel moments you have lived?mine was in hs, I was good friends with my crush at that time, saw him deleting a lot of pictures, and when I asked he told me wants to get rid of the unimportant oneshe deleted a picture of me with a slice of orange in my mouth that Ive sent him a couple days pastfml
At this festival and everything is about hating on men and the patriarchy
>>34699792Perhaps he masturbated to it? Maybe he was trying to get over you since he couldn't bring himself to crush on you? Idk when you're that age he was probably going through a lot.
>>34699790>pedo language policingYou're actually british, aren't you. I was just larping.
>>34699789Materialists are funny. So close yet so far
>>34699796neah I was just that ugly lolhe had people asking if he liked me because we spent a lot of time together and he was like "nah, she likes me but I dont"it happened at least twice
>>34699798skepticism is a moral imperative if you have a case to make, I am capable of adjusting mindset
>>34699795Yeah.. but that’s all other places too. And they are right
These Ukrainian refugee women are so fucking sexy. Thank you Putin!
>>34699825What country are you in. I am in a ukie refugee country.
>>34699749>You can literally go to a gay darkroom gangbang partyIs that a thing gays do to recreate the time they got diddled as a kid?
>>34699833I'm in the USA
>>34699825They're all allocated on Tinder
>>34699731>Ok incelHey at least I don't try to make myself seem special for being able to piss, awe big girl took potty so special
>>34699802Damn that sucks. What a jerk, maybe he did have a thing for you but didn't want to use you.
>>34699839I should have known that already, coomtard
>>34699836nah it's more like lasertag but you get points for contracting stds
>>34699825>>34699839Indian?
>>34699849Lmao
>>34699802Time to burn your grippysocks, and saddle back into the dating scene.Did you know there are single Men in your area?
>stabbing pickles out the jar with skewer>just like my ancestors spearfishing sardines out of briny waters many centuries ago
>>34699860Here's your (you), torahcel
Serious question:What should I read to impress the foids?
Aight serious question for Females, please no shitpost answers:i became a dad to an adorable baby girl first daughter. i think about her future a lot, I know how to handle protecting her from dangerous guys but what about bad girls? how can I help protect her or support her from female bullies in school or life i got no clue and it makes me worry
I was listening to Deafheaven and realized I didn't even like the girl I was seeing in college, lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXTBQQU191Y [Embed]Just struck me in a moment of clarity. I mostly only love myself.
>>34699860Amazon
>>34699855no thanks, Ive had such horrible luck with men Ive decided to just give upmy life long resolution now is get the bag and help the senpaiif one good man magically falls from the sky, yes, if not then so be it>>34699847it was all very messy idk
>>34699869im not that tall..
>>34699865women go crazy over jane austen/emily bronte shit
Entire site reeks of dead internet theory. None of this is real.
>>34699865the bible
>>34699874atoga seems fine but gioyc its sure as hell dead
>>34699870I love money, too.Lulz
>>34699866teach her about god and she'll never walk alone
>>34699866nag but take the first reply’s advice
>>34699874I'm real. I wish i wasn't.>>34699871What is the height
>>34699874You know, I always thought about that, for real life and when the Internet was becoming big.But with social media, you can just tell a lot people are actually just unhinged and/or plain stupid.
>>34699860Do you have any wise Jewish thoughts on my upcoming Sardine Phase (phase in which I buy and eat a lot of tinned fish)
>>34699866I'm gonna be honest, male bullies were a way bigger issue than female bullies growing up, so I'm not sure if I'm the best person for this. But ultimately bullying isn't something you can 100% prevent. Kids can be real shitty, and that's an unfortunate fact of life. I will say that having a supportive social group can really help out a lonely and miserable kid.
Femanons, are you in your luteal phase?
>>34699878eh, I dont love money per se, it can fuck up your head if youre too greedyI just want freedom for me and my family
>>34699871SureeeeHeheh
>>34699866Just make sure she's legit kind to people and to be able to stand up for herself. Don't let her be a doormat, don't overly spoil her and if she cant make friends, make sure she's at least close to her mom, hopefully she can make at least one friend, if not there's always pets? Read to your daughter if you have 2 languages, read her in your native language books and let her listen to instrumental music.
Femanons, do you consider balls to be gross?
>>34699880Thanks, I already got her first kids bibles ready for when she can read and I plan to teach. but I worry about how kids can be and for her self esteem, I can tell she is gonna be a pretty girl when she grows up and my wife told me that girls can be mean over small things in school is it really bad for girls?
>>34699894NTABut "stand up for yourself" doesn't work for a lot of kids being bullied and I wish people would stop with this platitude.
>>34699874I;m in your walls Do you hear the scratching?
>>34699896
>>34699896>I worry about how kids can be and for her self esteem, I can tell she is gonna be a pretty girl when she grows up and my wife told me that girls can be mean over small things in school is it really bad for girls?Yes very much. Please teach her to be kind I've mentioned that before and to stand up for herself and others. Make sure she isn't a bully herself.
women does penetration feel like taking a shit?
>>34699906No not at all.
>>346998845'9...>>34699889no>>34699895no theyre fine but i like the dih more
>>34699900I guess you're right.
>>34699896It can be. But remember that the goal isn't for her to never have to endure anything, the goal is for her to have a clear path to walk and a solid foundation to build upon. There's going to be people that disapprove of her no matter what. They would find a way to bully her for being ugly, they would find a way to be passive aggressive out of jealousy if she's pretty. They will find a way to walk all over her if she's kind and humble and they will feel in the right to take her down a notch if she's confident and has a big mouth. It's much better to focus on how to strengthen her from the roots down on how to not let the world get to her than to try and find ways to avoid her ever having to learn how to face the storm. If she has a good father, a good mother and god on her side, ultimately the world has nothing on her.
Girls, do you fuck with yuncs?
>>34699909Do you like it?
>>34699910You said 5’10, don’t lie, sis.
>>34699866If she shows any signs of developmental delays you need to get her tested for autism adhd and not delay it until she figures it out herself as an adult. Because if she gets bullied by girls repeatedly for being weird, gullible, mimicking, then she'll have a lot more problems going on inside that she is not trusting you to know about and will suffer without support.
>>34699910>5'9...Used to be 5'10", the larp is slowly being walked back.
>>34699894Alright thanks. yeah I already read to her even tho she just blows spit bubbles at the moment, I read to her when she was kicking in the belly lol >>34699904yeah in trying to be less rougher around the edges im the father so we teach from example, I'm trying to be kinder myself it's hard. how can I tell if she bullies or is bullied? For boys bullying was obvious you either took a shove or a punch or got insulted to your face but I never saw female bullying before
>>34699889No
Margiela on MargielaMason on Mason
>>34699923Female bullying is usually about exclusion and ruining reputation.
Nigga What Is Wrong With You
>>34699922>>34699917This is why being anon is better. I can give a different height every time.>>34699910Too tall, but i guess still ok
>>34699928Gildan on Champion :o)
>>34699686Idk, once when I masturbated as a teen I squirted and the consistency was more slippery than piss, was clear, and didn't smell or feel like piss in my hand. Same viscosity as the rest of the grool. It felt like peeing only in that a liquid forcefully expelled from my body, but it didn't feel like it came from the pee hole. It puzzled me immensely until squirting became a meme online, and I thought people were joking about it being piss at first. I have never managed to do it again, but I'll never forget the force of that shit hitting my hand. Like one of those soap dispensers that violently power washes a liquid spray instead of softly dribbling out foam or gel.
Thoughts on five inch cocks?
>>34699929>muh heckin friengrouperinoWomen are pathetic
>>34699917>>34699922okay fine 5'10
>>34699940Plap
>>34699936God that's hot
>>34699936I’m the anon that asked the original question and wondered if other people noticed that squirt doesn’t feel or smell like pee.I’ve only experienced it once and the girl had the same experience; it felt like I got sprayed with a hose for a couple seconds.
>>34699937Mi'd like to know too
>>34699940Have you considered being shorter. Be 5'5.
>>34699866I find it more worrisome that you are imparting fear onp your kid when she has barely entered this world.Bullies are a non-issue, they go exclusively for easy targets: People who are on their own and don not fight back. If you have friends and stand your ground, they are all bark and no bite and will immediately look for a more receptive victim.Frankly, making your little girl approach her first social interactions with fear is going to make sure that she will be said easy victim. Being scared means you're closed off to others and have a harder time connecting and making friends, and it will lead to a perception of bullies as big and dangerous and not the puffed up Chihuahuas they are in reality.Try to teach your girl to not give a fuck and not worry and those bullies will glance right off, and that starts with yourself. I don't know if threatening her with enternally burning in hellfire right away helps with that, but you do you.
>>34699936Were you thinking of anyone in particular?Or just really horny?
A new Hunter x Hunter chapter came out and I felt nothing. It's over.
>>34699920>get her tested for autism adhd Really bad advice. That stuff is overdiagnosed to all hell and basically gets slapped on every kid that doesn't fit the standard mold 100%. Percieving of yourself as legit disabled when you're just deviating a bit from the average corporate approved normie template is not a good thing.
>>34699931Viper?
>>34699951You need more variety.Also, stop setting expectations so high.
I've got nothing to lose and only one way up
>>34699913Thanks and yes I married a very strong natured woman and she is very diligent as a mom and a very sweet wife. She can over worry herself a lot, I typically don't worry and am usually laid back or stubborn at times except for this one worry I got, is female bullying resolvable? I hear you in the wisdom you share about being a foundation for her to find home in. But do schools tackle it as consistently as male bullying?>>34699920I hear you, yeah I got adhd and wife is high functioning autist and we both function very well together and we did discuss possible neurodivergent for our daughter, so far no signs of either but if she were to be like her dad and have my adhd, I'm gonna avoid medication and let her have a childhood. reward based parenting that sort of thing people like us learn from dopamine only.>>34699929is reputation important to girls growing up? I never cared what people thought of me but does it have consequences for girls? if she got excluded does it mean all girls stay away?
>>34699940Awooooga
>>34699952She was just projecting because she thinks her life is the way it is because she got bullied for being autistic when in fact she got bullied for being arrogant and having no self discipline. That's why you see her parrot "you're all just jealous" whenever she gets criticized because that's what her mom used to hammer into her.
>>34699953No, my pastor posted a new video on Facebook
IM EATING FUCKING ITALIAN BARBEQUE
>>34699959Damnnn, fax.
>>34699940I didn’t realize until recently that “tall girls” are under six feet tall and are insecure about being this height. I’ve dated a woman that height before (I’m 5’11”) and it never came up, so I wasn’t aware
>>34699957>is reputation important to girls growing up? It's one of the most important things, yes. >I never cared what people thought of me but does it have consequences for girls? Yeah, one bad rumor can ruin your life. Forever, unless you move to somewhere where nobody knows you. >if she got excluded does it mean all girls stay away?Yes, that can easily happen and like the other anon said, what keeps girls safe from bullies is to not be an easy target and how they prevent being an easy target is to belong to the in group and how they belong to the in group is if they have a good reputation. Not that that's necessarily a good thing but that's simply how the hierarchy works with school girls.
>>34699963Women are insecure about everything. Find out what it is and then you can start poking the wound with your evil dirty fingers.
>>34699960lol what’s that nigga up to
>>34699619Hello women, did you ever wish you were a prostitute?
i want to be a tiny weak princess not a tall monster
plap plap plap Plap Plap PLAP
>>34699967I’d rather keep my fingers clean desu, at least of thatIt unfortunately hasn’t stopped a couple of women from not extending me the same courtesy but eh whatever they were bitches
>>34699957>if she got excluded does it mean all girls stay away?No sometimes girls are afraid of becoming friends with other girls or people. Your daughter sounds normal compared to your wife and you. Maybe it's a good thing you to her. Keep teaching her things, she will remember.
>>34699971I know a girl that feels the opposite way. She's seething about the tall girls being supposedly more attractive.
>>34699963>>34699967Only trannies are insecure about height.
>>34699971Elfmax
>>34699971Let's trade. I'm average petite height. I wouldn't mind being tall.
>>34699971Being slightly taller than me doesn't make you a monster.
>>34699971Can you accept that you can be tall and still be considered a cute princess?
>>34699973When i start having fun for real, i know i am about to destroy a relationship with someone or get a ban here.
>>34699966are you serious? just one rumour deletes your social life? no one doubts the rumours or shuts their ears off and just move on?If the in-group peer pressures with values that go against mine and my wife's what then? for example I don't want her on social media until the right age but I worry she would be bullied if she doesn't keep up with girls.
>>34699971You can still be one as a Tolie.You just need a big dude, like 6’4 and wide like a tank.
>>34699976Nah, my mom is like that too. Same height too.I’ve heard her speak candidly about feeling insecure about it in high school and college which is always kinda funny to me since I’m taller than her and not even 6’
>>34699659Idk, Pride and Prejudice I guess. Not even a Colin Firth fan desu but he's a perfect Darcy.>>34699866I'd worry more about pedos. Kids are just kids and you can yoink your kid out of toxic environments more easily than you can undo a molestation.Not exactly an answer to your question, but ridicule is a powerful tool to redirect her attention away from things you don't want her doing (furfaggotry, dating niggers). Just mock and deride stupid shit you don't want her investing time into- including stupid shit classmates do if you're trying to keep her from velcroing to the wrong kids. Just be careful with how often you wield it; save it for real threats so it works. Use it too often and you might just wind up with a human who's so ashamed and fearful of expressing interest in things, she'll shut down and become a yes-man.
>>34699985Y u sayin my height
>>34699971Just date the 5'4" jewish stem nerd with mommy issues.
>>34699986Ive never felt insecure about my height but my father was 6'8" and my mother was 5'11" so.
>>34699978> average> petiteLulz
Today I will remind them that sub5’6 women are subhuman
>>34699619Gender, and which of these costumes is your favorite and least favorite?
>>34699957>But do schools tackle it as consistently as male bullying?Not at all, because female bullying is often much subtler. You can much easier tell a bunch of boys they will have to go to the principal if they gave each other a bloody nose but you can't really tell the class stacy that she has to go to the principal if she keeps deliberately and demonstratively excluding your daughter because you can't really force someone to "be friends" with a child. Girls can get away with a lot of bullying by just being very sneaky about it and by always keeping it to a level where they can pretend they "weren't doing anything", because unlike with boys bullying where the bullying is often about doing something they shouldn't be doing, female bullying is often about not doing things that they do for others to hurt the girl being bullied's feelings and that's much harder to prove or control or punish. Your best bet would be to try and find a school to send her to where you know other families with similar values as your family and daughters at a similar age. The more solidly planted she already is in the social hierarchy and the more she already belongs before school even starts, the better. One of the worst things you could do to her is to move or change schools when she had a good friend group but of she is being bullied then sometimes changing schools can be a good option since it gives her a fresh chance with a clean reputation. Just make sure you and the rest of your family don't do anything that might get her canceled either. It can be enough to get excluded from belonging if the whole town is whispering about your dad being some gross scoundrel that cheated on your mom or so.
>>34699975Nta but some of them are unless they get fungal infections and or end up hurting their toe for not wearing the right shoe size
>>34699995NO!Never. wtf?
>>34699987>Just mock and deride stupid shit you don't want her investing time intoThat can easily backfire. Once she hits puberty and get sinto her rebellious phase, she will hone in exactly on that stuff.Just like grown up women. Ever noticed how they tend to fuck the exact type of guy you ridicule/hate the most when you have a bad breakup and they want to show you whats what? Yeah its the same thing with girls in puberty and their dads.
>>34699987Pedos don't have a long life span where in at so no worries and they are easily spotted with community watch. if I mock and deride things won't that just embolden her? when I was a kid (yeah I'm a guy) but if someone told me not to do something I'd do it out of the principle of the thing lol
>>34699976Nigga you're retarded.
>>34700003>i kill pedosCope, they get away with it.
>>34699977This is de way.
>>34699957>tackle it as consistently as male bullying?The fuck? I'm not aware that schools do that. teachers will merely dogpile boys when they do fight back, and they will do their utmost to prevent clearing the air in an open fight because their feminized reddit brains instinctively revolt against boys being boys.
>>34699994I think that's what height falls under. As much as I dislike namefags, one thing she shouldn't feel bad about is her height. It's a good height, she needs to marry a manlet so her sons or daughters will be tall. By manlet I mean 5'4 and or 5'7/5'8.
>>34700000Yes
>>34699619M26 just got out of 4 year relationship. Fucking loathing having to get back into the dating world since I genuinely thought i was going to marry my girl and forego all this shit. Any tips for someone who’s rusty? How have dating apps changed since 2022?
>>34699996The top centre because she’s the skimpiest.
>>34699996FI know it's more impractical, but I like the designs with a skirt more than the bodysuit ones.
>>34699996MI don’t really know much about DC comics outside of their most popular graphic novels. I like the silver age design here the most.
>>34699995You're a nword of your gender. Seethe cope and rage for getting cucked bucked and broken by a womanlet.
Should i feel bad for how much i am sexually attracted to boobs?
>>34699996Jesus netherrealm are allergic to good designs
>>34700017And good animations, good gameplay, etcI’ll play any of the first four MKs, Deception or Armageddon though those were fun
>>34700016Coom and then do something else
>>34700011>Any tips for someone who’s rusty?Yeah stop doing dating apps and go out. Experience shit and meet women in the process. You will also not cling to the next best women because you hate dating so much this way.>How have dating apps changed since 2022?Significantly deader, more bots,more prostitutes, even less female users, if you don't pay you don't get any play at all. But really, the most important part is that you stop using dating apps and thus learn to have fun with it.
>>34699987>ridicule is a powerful tool to redirect her attention away from things you don't want her doing (furfaggotry, dating niggers)Why are men such psychopaths?
>>34699983unfortunately, yesschools girls love rumors and once the tone is set, it can be very hard to scrub the record again, even if the rumor wasn't even true it's possible that she gets laughed at for having strict parents that don'f allow her social media but it's much better than her getting laughed at for making a fool of herself on social media trust me, I've seen both girls being seen as weird for having to always wear long dresses and long braided hair to school and not being allowed to have a phone or sm and whilst that might get her the reputation of being a bit of a weirdo, it won't necessarily make her get destroyed if she's otherwise a kind and likable girl (my sister had a girl like that in class and they were never mean to her, they just thought she's a bit odd), but I've also seen what happens to girls that had their nudes leaked and shared with the whole school and that one's infinitely worse, that girls has had multiple panic attacks at school where they had to call an ambulance and had to stay in the mental hospital for months more than once so if you err on the side of being too strict, the chances are way smaller that it will ruin her life than the other way around it's way better that she might one day think she "missed out" a little bit than to feel like her life was already over before it even began because everyone knew her as "that whore" since she was 12
>>34700019Yah Wah Hooooo!
>>34700016Just don’t harass women or stare at them and you’re fine.
>Gender>Sexual orientation Would you rather drink a cup of water that has been stired with one of your friend’s penis or that has been inside one of your friend’s vagina. Provided the genital is clean and std free?
The virignity fags are shitting up the thread again
>>34700026MI hate that I actually thought about this and have a real answer for this, but vagina. I would rather my drink be contaminated by pussy than dick.
>>34700016Pretend they don’t exist.Can’t be arrested if you don’t acknowledge something.
The female mind is characterized by... i have no idea.It's not possible to relate.
Hey kittenposter, how often do you goon?
>>34699997thanks and yeah we have a place in mind, I never knew girl gossip was that weaponized guys talk shit too but not to character assassinate but to just talk of what happened as in like what event occurred never about the people as individuals. how can I know if she has a good friend group? it sounds like it's hard to tell if a rumour can disperse the friend group overnight or something. And is it helpful for a dad to talk to her about what goes on to reassure her not to listen to rumors and advise her not to gossip or is this something she needs to do to stay safe at school?
>>34700026Im not gay so its the pussy juice for me. Freshly squeezed please
I won at life and now Im bored.
This nigga really samefagging
>>34700021I’ll be honest with you, I always hear the go out and meet people thing and I agree with it completely except the fact that I like to go out to parties and warehouse raves a lot. Funny thing is, I don’t want a girl like that lol. My ex was a sweetie who liked reading and films. She didn’t party and I’d prefer not to have a party slut lol
>>34700030I read an old survey that says during sexo, women often drift into othering about laundry, their nails, etc.
>>34700028I dosen’t bother you that one of those drink has been inside your friend rather than just outside?Would you rather your friend lick your food or gargle with it?
>>34700035Organize your clothes. Marry a short guy or woman. Watch tv slop and read funny books. Color coloring books.
>>34700020been doing that all my life :/>>34700025>>34700029Sure but like, i need a pair in my life :/i dont even know what they feel like
>>34700039My science teacher used to say that women didn’t actually like sex and that she and her friends often think about cooking and cleaning while it happen.
>>34700037Just ignore ethots and influencers, and you should be fine.Cosplayers are 50/50 chance.
>>34700030women are like Gollum from lord of the rings. there's a teehee so-innocent vulnerable soul there that you can never reach, only pity. whenever there's a decision to be made or a thought to express that soul gets utterly dominated and pushed out of the frame by the utterly malevolent hivemind.it's that zippl
Be honest with me. Is it really that bad out there for a 5’8 guy who makes decent money and fit?
>>34700041I’d rather my friend lick it, but when it comes to genitals, I’d rather have pussy water than dick water.The presence of a dick in something I’m consuming repulses me much more strongly than making a woman stash a tiny glass of water in her pussy, even though they’re both gross.
>>34699955No thanks, that's how you become a Redditor. Next thing you'll suggest is for me to start using Discord.
>>34700037>I like to go out to parties and warehouse raves a lotPerfect>Funny thing is, I don’t want a girl like thatYou don't want a girl who enjoys the same things you do? Now thats some seriously fucky logic>My ex was a sweetie who liked reading and filmsSo what. I met my Ex on a Sunday afternoon , both rooling to the max on XTC. Was a lit major who loved reading. You have weird assumptions abotu people who go partying. And no , a ton of the girls there aren't turbosluts who get banged out every week, as long as you stick to some sort of subcultere where people also go to enjoy the happening for its own sake.
>>34700023>but I've also seen what happens to girls that had their nudes leaked and shared with the whole school and that one's infinitely worse, that girls has had multiple panic attacks at school where they had to call an ambulance and had to stay in the mental hospital for months more than onceJesus. Ok yeah definitely not letting her on social media though even then it's usually a guy who leaks that stuff first right? or do the girls snoop through each other's phones or something?
>>34700042>Organize your clothes. Done.>Marry a short guy.Done-ish>Watch tv slop and read funny books.Prefer not to indulge in slop. You are what you eat sorta thing. >Color coloring booksOhhh interesting.>>34700048No lmao
>>34700045Lmfaooo no I don’t like cosplay chicks. I’m not into any anime shit. I like fashion and techno and shit like that lol
>>34700043>Sure but like, i need a pair in my life :/I’m afraid you gotta do more than just jerkin off and posting to make that happen, but I bet you can do it if you try.Just don’t try too hard and learn to move on from rejections and you’ll most likely feel boob someday
>>34700051Wdym?It is true. When you have high expectations, usually it ends up being disappointing. Not just Anime/Manga.
>>34700055Are you gay? Anon are you a bit dumb or slow?
>>34700026F. I have very few male friends, and I trust their dicks are washed and disease-free, so I'd choose the dick option. It's a lot more total surface area of moist membranes in a pussy than on a cock.
>>34700056Well, cosplay isnt just anime.People do cosplay of movies, tv, etc. hell, even Hollywood celebs.
>>34700052To be honest with you I think I just got a pretty bad case of Madonna whore complex. I would the fuck nasty tatted sluts at these places, but wouldn’t dare date one much less marry one. I want a quiet, sweet girl.
>>34700061Im a woman its just not that hard to be a short guy.
>>34700067Okay, ShoeonHead
>>34700026FMostly straight.I feel like the dick stirring would impart far less of a taste so that.
>>34700043You're really not missing much. You've filled a rubber balloon with water? That's about as good as it gets.
>>34697712Was this somewhat recently, like a few months ago?Were you the two insufferable faggots who kept posting in the old threads?If yes, then I just want to chime in with everybody else who said you really made the thread a worse place.
Is it really over for a 5'4 guy?
I like when dicks have a little stink actually
>>34700070WRONG
>>34700033There isn't really a point in telling her to not listen to rumors. The only control she has about rumors is her behavior and the resulting reputation and even that isn't a guarantee because if the wrong people dislike her, they can simply make up a rumor and ruin her reputation without her having done anything wrong. It's not good but there's only really two methods she has to protect herself from that and that's a) excellent behavior and b) being in good standing with the right people and with as many people as possible because that way, rumors can't really take root or spread as much because they would get stopped and slowed and corrected by people not perpetuating or believing them because they know and like her and are on her side. Think of it like either padding her with flame retardant materials or having her swim in gasoline. The advice you might give a boy to just ignore the rumors or to clap back would make things infinitely worse for her because female hierarchy isn't about "standing your ground and not letting people treat you like that", it's not about asserting dominance and marking your territory, that'll just get you ridiculed harder. What you can do right now is to make sure you and your wife are well integrated and liked in the community around you, the neighborhood, the families with kids her age, the local church, etc. The more families already know your family and have a good opinion on you, the easier she will have it to belong. Make sure she goes to all the social things in the area like the pre school etc, not necessarily because she'll already be at an age to make friends but because you need to expose the families around you to your family so they already see you as one of their own. Ofc also make sure you actually live somewhere where you fit in. It will make her life living hell if you try to force a lifestyle that goes against what the majority of people in your area do, like live in a religious area if you're religious.
>>34700072MSorry, but the odds are very, very low. Not impossible, but very poor. And I say this as a manlet myself.
>>34700074Why?
>>34700072Nah my fiance is 5'5"
>>34700072Nah, 5'4 guys end up in relationships. It's the women that end up single
>>34700072lol yes.
>>34700072Yes, but only if you're trash in other ways too
>>34700082
>>34700082Bro...
>>34700084Hes white.
>>34700054in this case yeah, it was a guy that supposedly was her bf and probably didn't really think about what he was doing and showed his friends some pics she sent him and they took screenshots and distributed them to the whole school but the point is that kids do dumb stuff, if she hadn't had a phone, she couldn't have sent the pics in the first placeit's just that it's risky to task kids with so much responsibility to always make the right choices when one wrong decision can literally ruin their life, like that girl is not highly suicidal and on a ton of meds and her parents are worried sick about her 24/7 and all that because she's a child that made one less than ideal decision
>>34699996That's not even a Silver Age illustration.
How many men here would actually choose to have microwaved hotdogs for supper when they have a cook who'd be happy to prepare literally anything within reason for them?
>>34700064Well you better head over and cold approach women at college libraries I guess
>>34700064>I want a quiet, sweet girl.You'd be surprised how many of those enjoy partying at least occasionally. Thing is , if you go in with the mindset of fucking nasty tatted sluts, you're not gonna see them and they will not gonna see you. And not necessarily be dtf immediately. I'd avise you to get over your dumbass mindset, it gives you the worst of both worlds by not being able to enjoy the thrill of pickung up women when you party while still making you engeg in the app humiliation ritual like some kind of incel dork.
>>34700095is this a trick question?
Women thoughts on circumcised penises that still get shiny when hard?
>>34700099Just answer honestly please. I won't be mad.
>>34700091Don’t feed the troll.
>>34700097I’ve only had casual sex since my breakup and it was with women I wouldn’t date at all. I just don’t even know where I’d find a girl I like lol. Maybe coffee shops? I can’t cold approach there though. I can easily do it at bars and parties, but women hate being approached there
>>34700104>>34700095No? I dont even really like hot dogs that much
>>34700105True... Boyfriend slander is the ONLY thing that gets me :/
>>34700095Who the hell microwaves hot dogs?And obviously the latter.
>>34700076well it looks like we got out work cut out for us lol. I was hoping to remain antisocial and just keep my family mostly isolated with few trusted families to network with since I never was one for ingratiating into communities growing up. Now I gotta make peace with society to make sure she's safe, got it. I can do that if it's gonna help her odds out there. The advice for boys here is to just punch the bully but I suppose that can't work in the female circuit right? I think we should be okay because as luck would have it me and my wife became friends with an older lady and we got employment and it kinda turned out she owns the entire gossip network for the entire town and she is well connected and an entrepreneur would that seal the deal? This all sounds confusing lolI was hoping to teach her not to worship the world and keep the focus on God but if she has to bow to court of public opinion just to have a good childhood idk how to reconcile that with the faith. Should I be worried if I didn't come from a good family but was one who made it out and made my own life? would they use that against her if they learned her uncle or aunt had done bad social behaviors? Or is it just the immediate parents girls target?
Women, do you like curly haired white guys?
>>34700095But i don't have a cook. No, i can't engage with hypotheticals.
>>34700112Not really, sorry.
Women, do you like guys who like collecting legos, but are otherwise normal people
>>34700110Supposedly it's the "intended way to cook them if it's too rainy for a bbq".
I want her to lay me to rest
>>34700095Depends. There are plenty of times I treat food strictly as fuel and I don’t want to go through the hassle of a real sit down meal or have my wife put effort into making something for me when I’m not gonna care about what it tastes or looks like.
>>34700123>when I’m not gonna care about what it tastes or looks likeHow could a woman tell when her guy is in that sort of mood?
M and F. How do you feel about dating someone with tattoos?
>>34700112wavy > straight > curly >>34700116sure, especially if im allowed to build them with him too,
>>34700127MNeed to sus out if it's a poor impulse control and low iq girl. Must make her a baby and abandon her maybe.
>>34700095Me. I do this all the time.It's 40 seconds vs half an hour.No dirty pots, pans, dishes, cutlery.No discussion, decisions or choices.No relationship debt.Less hassle all round.
>>34700127FI can deal with good, tasteful tattoos. Shitty tattoos that look like they were ripped from a generic Tony Hawk NPC are a massive ick.
>>34700072only if your dick is also smallhung manlets absolutely crush
>>34700127MI'm fine with it as long as they don't look like shit.
>>34700111Yeah, being in good standing with the inner circle of the town gossip is a good start. If you ever get the chance, it would likely be a good idea to have her grow up in a community where the parents of the other kids all have similar values and goals as your family and thus think you and your wife are based and doing a good job. It's a difficult thing to try and get your foot in when you don't already have the established trust of living where you grew up and everyone knowing everyone else and your extended family having a good reputation but it's not impossible. People tend to value those that try to turn things around and live respectable lives, you can make up for a lot of less than ideal circumstances if people see you trying and putting in the effort because in the end it's all about not having trouble makers in the place that is your home. I feel like your family would fit in best in a medium religious smallish town where you find a good church you feel welcome in and go from there or just find ways to get as close to that setup as possible. It really really helps if she'll end up going to school with girls that have parents that are similar to you and your wife, similar goals and values because that will greatly reduce the risk that she'll not belong or be the odd one out. If you can find a way to use that time where she's still so little to find your people that you think are based and they think you are based.
>>34700127The only tattoo he is allowed to get is my name on him, large and on his chest.
Women would you date a man who's slippery and unpredictable
>>34700127The girl must have swastikas tatooed on her face. Otherwise she is not marriage material.
>>34700093I don’t know the comics, but I’m guessing the one labeled as silver age is from the 70s or 80s? I didn’t look that closely at it but seeing the actual silver age art makes it look anachronistic
>>34700022Because men would rather hurt your feelings than see you killed and raped by wild niggers?
Is a hotdog a sausage in a bun or is it just a cheap weiner?
>>34700127mHow many and where? There seem to be three main types.1. The tasteful. a couple of small discrete tattoos at most.2. The random doodles. Multiple, randomly placed3. The full canvas. Large parts of the body tattooed.I would only consider 1. The others I wouldn't even consider.
>>34700129WavyGODS are eating good I see good to know>>34700145Cheap weenie
>>34699961I'm gonna have fish n veggies.
>>34700126If his mind is preoccupied or he looks tired/stressed out.
>>34700127MI have a tattoo myself but probably wouldn’t date anyone with a lot of chest or back tattoos or anything above the neck. I could date a woman with a sleeve or two if it wasn’t ugly and could date a woman with a dorky tattoo or two on her upper arms or thighs since they wouldn’t always be visible. My tattoo is a dorky tattoo on my bicep.You didn’t ask, but I’m not really into piercings anywhere but the ears and maybe nipples and belly buttons.
>>34700142>but I’m guessing the one labeled as silver age is from the 70s or 80sLooks more like a throwback illustration from the 2000s at the earliest. Here's Supergirl in the 70s.
women would you date a masturbator?
how do i stop being a masochist
>>34700160lol I like the sort of flight attendant look we’ve got with this one.Are those shorts instead of a skirt as well? That might be my new favorite desu
M asking FIs bad dental hygiene a turn off?
Btw I did go to that festival sure it was meh but I did meet a venezuelan girl and she invited me for a coffee
>>34700137it's a lot to make up for the circumstances were very less than ideal neighbors from hell sort of upbringing. it took me a lot to make something if myself and find a good kind hearted wife and blessed with a daughter so I hope I don't have the mark of cain or something on me lol. I presume all of the gossiping networks are basically all the housewives running the show or something? Is this why grandmas are basically security cameras? It was all for this lol? As long as it keeps streets safe for my daughter im happy at least. listen thank you for all the insight it's been playing with my head ever since I decided to go down the rabbit hole if trying to understand how women actually behave relationally since I wanted to know how to be a good dad to a daughter and I didn't expect all this complexity idk if it's impressive or scary to be honest but I'll make sure to support my baby no matter what even if she were to make a social ouchie she's still my girl y'know. Pray for us and thanks again
>>34700164No, never. Burn in hell.>>34700165Good girl/boy.
Should I actually watch “full metal alchemist”? I remember a couple of years ago I tried a few times but I just got bored. Haven't watched in several years actually. I stopped when that girl was turned into a dog and I think I watched the original or something I think there were two versions.
>>34700171>Good girl/boy.its not good at all
I should become the king of the thieves and gamblers and tricksters
>>34699619Where would you all recommend I meet someone? I'm a conservative Christian guy (24M) and everyone that goes to my small church is either too young or too old. I take good care of my appearance, have money and a good career too. I just want a woman who wants children and is on the same page as me on most things.
>>34700175And I will become the god of justice law and order and chase you and your filth.
>>34700170>Is this why grandmas are basically security cameras? It was all for this lol?Yup, exactly. Being her rock is going to make a huge difference and the fact you even think about all these things to this degree tells me she has nothing to worry about. Even if things don't go perfectly for her, she'll always have you to have her back. Godspeed anon, you got this.
>>34700168F, a bit yea. brushing twice a day isn't that hard I think.>>34700164As long as he doesn't pay for any of the porn
>>34699945Yeah it's not pee but idk how to activate it like spiderman's web glands and people always call me a liar.I said same viscosity in my previous post but that's a bit wrong, it was definitely more watery but still soft and lube-like. And it smelled heavenly, not like piss at all.
Do you guys prefer Hedi Slimane’s SLP or Dior era more?Obese/normie/nerd faggot losers need not reply. Thanks.
>>34700172I’ve asked myself the same thing over the last few years but always ended up picking a different anime because watching the original anime and Brotherhood sounded a little daunting and repetitive, which is retarded in retrospect because I could’ve just watched one seriesI caught the original one on cable when I was a kid and liked it, but I didn’t watch the whole thing. I also don’t remember most of it.
Women is a metal front tooth a red flag?
>>34700180>As long as he doesn't pay for any of the pornIf you pay for porn you're basically married to that pornstar and should act accordingly.
You see what is in front of you? You remember what is behind you? Well know this. It will all be mine.
>>34700176There's bound to be someone at your church that has a cousin your age that you could meet, no? Otherwise you might have to change locations to increase your range. Keep it to church related things though, otherwise it just muddies the water too hard with bad apples. For example, you could do some volunteer work somewhere for a couple of months and keep doing that to get exposed to different crowds until you get lucky and strike gold.
>>34700127MYes provided1. they’re cohesive and high quality and not the random doodles. A well done sleeve with a thoughtful theme is great imo. If it’s a Calvin and Hobbes tattoo next to some LOTR shit or some Eat Pray Love type saying then nope2. can’t be visible in a long sleeve cocktail dress. Not that I’d care too much if they were but I’m eventually gonna bring you around my peers and coworkers (and most importantly my bosses) and their wives and they’re kinda judgemental pricks.
>>34700181It’s been one billion years since I got squirted on but it did remind me a lot of water-based lube, yeah>And it smelled heavenly, not like piss at all.Lord have mercy thanks for sharing
>>34700182slp
Who's gonna drive you home tonight?
>>34700127id date anyone who isnt a perverted freak at this point
https://youtu.be/7mSH86O2qzARewatching this masterpiece
Trust and emotional intimacy scares me, so if I ever find myself feeling warmly towards people or a group, I relax by telling myself that they're the enemy and fantasize about killing everyone around me. Am I a tsundere?
>>34700198You're just retarded
>>34700198I forced myself to threaten cuddles and kisses on a woman over text. She liked it.
>>34700198Any squirrel in their right mind would tell you that’s nuts nigga
>>34700199Huh?
>>34700203You're like a retarded edgy high schooler. And nobody but you thinks that's cool
>>34700206I don't think it's cool though? All it means is that I'm scared. I'm weaker than most
>>34700164Only if I do it for >him.
Women is the line going up yet
>>34700182Nerd Faggot Loser here. I like his Celine collection the most, Lowkenuinely.
Sorry to ask another horny question but how intense is the horniness for women when they ovulate, typically? Is it as strong as a man's libido? Or is it just an increase from their regular baseline so it's more powerful comparatively?
>>34700210Imagine how weak youd be squealing underneath me with my dick in your ass
>>34700219>dick in your assnigga u gay?
>>34700212What line. I'm not pregnant.
>everyone just shooting it in the middleLol high iq strategy
>>34700226What's it matter?
>>34700226Anon is merely establishing dominance. This buttsex brings him no joy. And I'm afraid you didn't counter anon fuck you're Ass in this post so your gay actually.
>>34700001>>34700003>if someone told me not to do somethingThat's where authoritarian action as a parent comes in. Parents mock it 100% of the time it's visible or brought up = child defaults to looking down on it too. But, I mean ridicule like genuinely just make fun of whatever it is ruthlessly, make it seem like the stupidest thing in the world. Get the spouse in on it too. Girls want to please their dads, boys want to please their moms unless they have poor role models or know they can walk all over their parents without disciplinary actions occurring.>oh ew how gross, see that nose ring? No one will ever respect her. She looks like a cow, her mother should tie a rope to it and pull her around. Not allowed in this house while you live here. And even after you move out, I'm still your parent and disapprove. Unless you want everyone to think you were raised by animals and want to be treated as such. She's just dumb for doing that to her body. She can't wear that to a job interview, everyone will look down on her and she has that piercing for life. Pair the derogatory beating with praise for how great she looks naturally or whatever you want to draw her attention to instead.... >your nose is so cute though, anonette. It's just perfect! Who needs a big dopey ring hanging from their nose, leaving scars in it! You're so cute, just like your [mother]'s nose!But idk, the kids in my family respected our parents and listened to them because we knew we wouldn't get away with doing xyz behind their back at the end of the day, and we were already disinclined to do xyz because they had trained us to see that things like shitty piercings and body doodles are stupid, dating outside your race is asking for abuse and single motherhood, drugs would get you grounded for life etc.
horny /atoga/ scares all the hoes away, you guys gotta put your dicks away for heavens sake
A boy went back to napoli
men would u be upset if ur gf slept all day she can’t help it, truly
>>34700246if she has some sort of biological, diagnosable issue i guess sobut if theres no explanation otherwise it means her lifestyle is deeply unhealthy including her mental health
>>34700039Sounds like they need to prioritize their time better so they don't have a laundry list, and also their partners suck at sex if they're bored.
>>34700246Relationships are too complicated, I can't even anymore.
>>34700247no illness, no mental illness eitherjust a sleepy girl
>>34700245*bogotá
>>34700246Give her milamend for hormonal imbalance
>>34700246The woman's role is to provide materially for her neet husband. I can't have a girl like you described.
>>34700039Most men cant handle the stamina demands of actually exciting sex so women assume sex just sucks and get bored with it. Unironically obesity is helping kill bedrooms.
>>34700256but.. what does he provide in return
how many times a week is it normal for couples to argue? is arguing quite a lot inevitable in relationships? if so, why do people bother with the stress?
>>34700253you should look into it, that's just flatly not how your body should be behaving.
Where I’m from, the hotdog is the bun and the suasage together. We call the cheap weiners sausages for hot dog. The cheap sugary bread is bread for hotdogs. And we say that the worst thing you can put on a hot dog is the stuff made for hotdogs!
>>34700106Chat up people at parties, make friends in general, meet friends of friends.But really, by not wanting the women who share your hobbies you're putting yourself in quite the conundrum. I couldn't imagine having a gf with whom I can't do drugs and fuck all night as we blast Techno.Its always going to kind of suck if you want a gf who lives a very different life from your own, and frankly it also makes it a lot less likely that things work out long term.Maybe shes your ex because a quiet girl who likes reading books doesn't go all that well with a dedicated raver after all?
>>34700214i dont personally notice an increase in horniness when im ovulating. i guess it probably varies quite a lot depending on the individual. im unsure how intense it is for other women
>>34700246>>34700253I would be trying to wake your ass up with me most of the time but would allow the occasional monthly sleepy day, maybe even biweekly if you're a good gf
>>347002620-1No
>>34700262>times a week
>>34700253you might have an iron deficiency girl! or not eating and drinking enough. also i find that the more i oversleep the more tired i am throughout the day, so try to set a 9 hour limit and immediately go on a walk/run when you wake up
anonsshe said she's not interested in relationships atm and she's too busy with work and irl stuffI'm trying to pretend it's not bothering me that much but I still have that gut wretching feeling in my stomach
>>34700260The male genitals. Some minimal upkeep for the living space too.
>>34700273what
If I had sex with a girl about a week ago, i’v been trying to see her again but she always had an excuse. However she’s been texting me goodnight and asking about my day everyday. Is it ok to ask if she miss my penis?
>>34700280what do you think bro, take a guess
>>34700246I'd expect of her to go a doctor and get her narcolepsy treated, or unfuck her sleeping rythm. Because long term its going to screw her up, and myself by extension.
>>34700276You need to move on sooner rather than later. "Not interested atm" means "I'm not interested in you."She's not too busy for the guy she actually wants; nobody is too busy to spend time with people they care about. I'm not saying this to insult you.
>>34700280chill the fuck out, its been a week. Do something else for a few days and then maybe set something up for next weekend or so.
I miss my gf
>>34700271>trying to limit her nap timered flag>>34700263>>34700274no its genuinely just being sleepy, whether i slept 6 hrs that night or 12
>>34700280You're either terrible in bed or did something awful to upset her outside of that.
>>34700293>red flagThose are sleeps, not naps! Depressed people live like that. I'd make you hang out with me outside of maybe napping for an hour with you myself
>>34700290If men had any control over their sexlife, I would have sex every days.
What does peeing feel like when you're drunk?
>>34700276>not interested in relationships atmShe may be dtf and expects you to not turn into a clingy puppy if you do bang or already have. Take it slow and be easy, just be FWB for a while and don't push her.
>>34700293but feeling tired despite getting adequate sleep is not normal. maybe try aligning your alarms with your rem cycle. if you wake up in the wrong time of your rem cycle that could be causing the tiredness
>>34700294Upset her?She’s been texting me everyday asking me avout my day and wishing me good night. Wtf?
>>34700299Yeah then get another woman. Also helps with whatever fixation you got going on.
>>34700300Pretty much the same, unless you're drunk enough not to take your pants off first.
>>34700300awesome
>>34700303Well then she's likely avoiding you for some other reason then, anon. Or she's just legitimately busy. But if she IS avoiding you, it means she's probably not too needy for another session.
Women, if you had an ugly face, would it butter you that len prefered your tits to your face?
>>34699619women would you be open to vaginal fisting? or does the idea scare you?
men, if your ex texted you just asking you to hookup what would you say. also what if it was only a week after you broke uo
Avatar The Last Airbender is truly a masterpiece.
>>34700314I would say yes
>>34700310She’s moving out into her first appartement, says she reslly busy unloading boxes.
My wrist hurts so bad
>>34700318>shes moving into her first appartement>why is she avoiding me wtfok you are retarded bro
>>34700314ive never had a gf
>>34700319less masturbating
>>34700314I'd string her along and then find ways to really mess with her head when we met up
>>34700320>Why is she avoiding meI’ve never even asked that>You are retardedIt seem like you are, you assumed a bunch of stuff that wasn’t even on my post
>>34700314I'd say yes if I were a younger man but would say no and don't try to use me for sex at this age
>>34700314i wanna say no but if i loved a girl i might struggle to deny her. I would probably rationalize it as some way to make her remember she loves me or something sappy and pathetic like that.
>>34700325when you use the word "excuses" and ask why she would use them to not meet up, what other explanation are you even thinking is possible besides her avoiding you (excuses) or her being actually busy? What are you even asking about?
Puru riin, puru puru riin~Puru riin pu purupururin!
>>34700258Women are only physically attracted to a tiny percentage of men.The rest, it's about the money and security.
>>34700326how old is 'younger man'
>>3470033619-24
>>34700332No I said she has excuses. I never asked why she would use them. This is your imagination. Moving out is a legitimate excuse. My only question was wether or not it was appropriate to ask is she miss my penis.
>>34700315It is awesome>>34700314>what would you sayNo>what if it was only a week after you broke uoNo difference>>34700276>she's not interested in relationships atm and she's too busy with work and irl stuffThen move on lol
>>34700253I second the other anon to get your bloods checked for a deficiency like iron>>34700198BasedI also purposefully find things I dislike about people to keep them at arm's length>>34700168Is the sky blue? >>34700127I don't care at all, most girls I dated had loads of tattoos
>>34700314> what would you say.Nothing. I don't communicate with exes under any circumstances.
>>34700301>there are people who form romantic relationships through the vectors of casual sex and FWB situations as if it is a good, proper avenue to long term love absolutely grim
Guess who got unbanned from Hinge
Femanons, do you desire a bf in your life?
>>34700347Not really. Dating moids is uneventful.
>>34700011>just got outMaybe stay single for a while then?>>34699996M, top left best, bottom right looks bland in comparison>>34699987>Pride and Prejudiceit is a classic
>>34700314If I had an ex no
Genders.Say your partner cheated on you. Sexually, specifically the cliche one-night-stand situation. Then broke up with you out of guilt after telling you. Would the fact that they did this then immediately broke up indicate that they did it a while ago and just broke down mentally after hiding it? Or are they likely telling the truth and the cheating was just the final push they needed to go?
>>34700346Yandere Dev?
>>34700347yeah
>>34700351F It would make more sense if it were recent, no?
>>34700355I dont really know, I've never had to think about this before and am not sure which outcome is more likely, or which is easier to stomach.
>>34700351who cares, a cheating hoe is a cheating hoe>>34700352he must've gotten mad because he thought a switch was telling him to use switch statements>>34700333this was my ringtone while I was a NEET lol (here's my edit if you want to use it) https://voca.ro/19WqyEsRSHpu
>>34700357Did you cheat on someone anon?
>>34700360Other way round.
Kissing feels really weird
>>34699647there is no "next life" most likely
>>34700361Damn sorry to hear. What makes you care whether the cheating was recent or not?
>>34700362I will do some surface level research on kissing. Then i will tell people how kissing is a psy-op by women, jews or whoever.
>>34700367I cant stop thinking about it because I have never broken up with someone before. We had some problems but I really thought we had made progress and were getting along much more often. Its just the fact that she cheated, cried when telling me and acted like the victim while she broke up with me. Just a very complex set of emotions I'm experiencing right now, sort of out of my element.
>>34700351>then broke up with you out of guilt after telling you. Mwhy would I ever give her the opportunity?I have two hands and a convenient shoelacewell... boa lace actually but...
>>34700345I legit don't get why it wouldn't be.Like if you meet new friends, you start out as a casual acquaintance. You don't do stuff once or twice and then become BFFs foreva :) I really don't get why the saame basic concept of getting to know each other like normal people should not apply to romantic partners.
>>34700369>cried when telling me and acted like the victim while she broke up with meyou dodged a huge red flag dude she's for the streets
>>34700373"normal people" dont fuck and then decide they enjoy eachothers company after, friend
>>34700289Yeah no you're right. I hope I'll manage to move on quickly. >>34700301>FWBThis was actually my first time interacting with her, I messaged her because people who know her suggested me to do so. I just replied I understand how she feels and I'll be there if she changes her mind. That's it
>>34700314>a weekNah, I’d have new prospects by then. Why rehash something I already had when new pussy is on the horizon.
>>34700377>Yeah no you're right. I hope I'll manage to move on quickly.Two sevens say you probably will. Women like that are so annoying.
>>34700374I invested two years of my life and all my trust and companionship into that "red flag". I dont know if I have it in me to do this ever again. I think I might just stay single from now on.
>>34700375>"normal people" dont fuck and then decide they enjoy eachothers company afternta but this is what plenty of normies do kekI don't get it either though. I strongly dislike most people much less want to sleep with them
>>34700369Eww thats awful. I hate cheaters :(At least you know now, I suppose.>>34700374Real.>>34700372??? Wtf are you on about
I want to rest
>>34699981its imposssible, i cant be both tall and a pretty princess >>34699998i hate my shoe size. I mean its not MOID sized but its still so big, i look like a clown>>34699977i cant starve myself again
which country has the most blasian women?
>>34700385>i cant be both tall and a pretty princess KP you are literally a tranny
>>34700382you don't know boa laces?
>>34700380>dont know if I have it in me to do this ever againYou don't have to>think I might just stay single from now onThe older I get the more steadfast I am in this also>>34700383Go to bed g>>34700385>i cant be both tall and a pretty princessmost princesses are taller than average thoughCatherine, Charlene and Mary (of Denmark) were 5'9" and Diana was 5'10">>34700389what are thoooose jk
Well, this is it. The day you leave us behind. A lot of time has passed since your birth. You might think you could have done so much more but you didn't. You did what you did. The fact you were born at all was a pretty big deal. Try to go with some dignity. Another light extinguished. On to another. And another. And another.
>>34700386I'd bet on sri lanka, burma, or bangladesh but that's just an educated guess
>>34700385>i cant be both tall and a pretty princessregard
>>34699619Women:Define the "Boyfriend Experience".
>>34700387says who? Do you want my medical records? >>34700393Those are fake modern girlboss princesses>>34700399thank you for sending your regards
Is it possible to help remedy someone's bodily insecurity via positive affirmation? Specifically at an attraction/sex-appeal level. Loving someone who hates a part of their body intensely makes me very sad and seeing how overblown their fear of it is breaks my heart. But I dont want to seem patronizing or like I'm some feel-good motivational speaker.
>>34700401Did you know that threads without you can go on for thousands of posts? Cunt
women does it hurt to press your boobs against a man's chest?
>>34700402>Is it possible to help remedy someone's bodily insecurity via positive affirmation?no.
>>34700347Never again
>>34700410Nta, that’s incomplete. It’s possible, but they leave you after you build them back up.
>>34700410So what would the best course of action be on the subject? It is difficult to ignore.. I hear comments on it at least 2-3x a week and have outright conversations on it when she's upset. Just seeing a very large chested lady with a tight-fitting top on is enough for her to point it out sometimes when we're in public.
>>34700403Oh and who are you?
>>34700414Yup!
jiggling kitten poster's balls
>>34700400Men don't do that.
I’m going to fucking kill you (with rizz)
>>34700412>walks past u with a dog>>34700415body image is one of those things like food preference/eating disorders that is so complex, personal, and deeply wired that you can't necessarily do anything for someone. It's neurological not psychological. change happens only gradually and only through intense personal discipline and practice. I'm not a therapist or qualified to have an opinion on the matter in any sense, but if I were to choose a strategy I would nudge her towards taking up intense physical disciplines where a smaller chest is a distinct advantage. Rock climbing, mountain biking, archery, cross-country skiing, like that
>>34700401>fake modern girlboss princessespretty rude kekKate Middleton is also 5'9"
>>34700424Pointing a thumb at myself and using my outdoor voice to let my new cellmate know that I'm the infamous Tennessee Cop Rizzler
>>34700425>with a dogMeh. I'd be more impressed if you were walking a cat but I still wouldn't talk to you.
>>34700425Words words words. Fucking hell, take a meidol.
>>34700421is balls a new slang term for boobs?
Just saw a woman flash a tit and her pussy on a tiktok live.But it was so quick, I have no clue why anybody would pay for it. She kept asking for people to "send lions" and somebody actually did.But here is the kicker:>A Lion costs 29,999 coins (about $450). Creators receive roughly 50% of the gift's coin value as diamonds, which they can cash out for real money. So a Galaxy earns a creator about $7-8, and a Lion earns about $225.30WHYFor 200 bucks you can so much onlyfans shit that is infinitely better than this.WHY WHY WHY
>>34700429okayshe flat and unhappy, buy her implants, dump her because there are scars. there's your gameplan
KP, will you be my gf?
>>34700433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33rx2A1VuAQ
>>34700415NtaThe issue runs deeper than getting compliments from somebody she knows loves her.She might value her insecurities more than your love.
Which is the bigger ick, the man who pays for porn or the man who uses free porn?
>>34700440>She might value her insecurities more than your love.I've met women like this, yeah. It was something they could control and less scary than being vulnerable or intimate.
>>34699619Girls, be honest. How much of a turn off or a red flag is it if a guys doesn't have friends or a social life.Tbh I don't even know how it happened. I just wasnt much into clubbing and going to bars multiple times a week when I first got out of highschool. So basically drifted apart from those buddies and just never really clicked with anyone or other group outside of where I met them (eg work). Then before I knew it I was in my 30s
>>34700440>She might value her insecurities more than your love.new blackpill just dropped
>>34700445It's not just a woman thing, though maybe women are more prone to it because of societsl expectations and how they have been treated as kids.
>>34700415worth mentioning that it depends how out of line with reality they are.I have a small dick. It isn't great. There's no sugar coating it, and I am (mostly) at peace with it. But I wasnt always that comfortable, and when a girl I was in bed with would do the porn-thing where they'd say "oh my god its sooooo bigggggg" (likely learned from other guys who like to hear that, I assume) it would be an insane turn off and take me out of it.
>>34700422If they did how would it be like?
>>34700448NTAHave you met heightcels? They also value their insecurities over everything else.
>>34699619Question for both men and women:I now have a work schedule that allows me some extra time, where do I go to meet women? I don't like drinking other than wine and I don't like bars with live music.
>>34700455>I don't like drinking other than wine and I don't like bars with live music.OK what do you like
>>34700454>Have you met heightcels?not sure...
>>34700448What do you think happens with insecure men who end up in a relationship?The same, unless they work on it.
>>34700454>they're the ones who have a problem with it, not me>and to prove it, I will attack them out of nowhereUh huh...
>>34700452You're asking me to write fiction?
>>34700454The inability to cope with an insecurity is not a "value" of that insecurity. Some things just suck ass and there's no real remedy for it.t. non-manlet btw, just seems obviously dismissive to assume that insecurities are always entirely mental.
>>34700449Yes, I agree wholeheartedly.
>>34700447I don't have any friends so I feel unqualified to answer this.
>>34700462>attackNtaYou just proved him right.
>>34700467>you're not allowed to disagree or else you're proving it rightI hate trap conversations.
>>34700444men who pay for porn are suckers but all porn users should stop using it as the primary issue, fundamentally.
>>34700466What do you do all day?
>>34700469Amazing, you are a great example and not even aware of it.
I should have finished college
>>34700476should of*
>>34700477You belong in Gitmo
Haaland needs to donate his sperms to create a race of haalands. Girls would you be willing to be part of this eugenic program?
Anons should I buy and/or read all the new Halloween picture books now before they release? I love seeing the new spooky art.
>>34700480Fuck no but tell me when his kid is 18
>>34700480No. That brow is an instant no.
I’ve been forced into atoga retirement by kitten poster. Feels bad man.
>>34700480he looks like a very big blobfish
>>34700489Because she will not respond to your gf request?
Women, how would a man go about recognizing submissive girls?
>>34700489I've permanently missed my chance for friendship applications? Feels bad man.
>>34700493Cat Poster (me) is a female.
>>34700471Not much.I watch a lot of YouTube, go for walks, various arts and crafts when I'm feeling good.
>>34700496Let me gather some initial information. What is your gender and are you now, or have you ever been a cat boi?
>>34700454But being a manlet genuinely fucking sucks ass. Heightcels are correct in their attitudes because you treat them like shit and act like the problem isn't real
>>34700500Male, I am an octopus boy. Those creatures are bright and remarkable.
>>34700472NTA but see this>>34700464Fuck you, asshole.
>>34700495Tell a girl to do something and see if she does it without protest
>>34700498Oh I thought you were just being le quirky.
>>34700503Were you a squid or a kid?
I wonder if women know that we don’t want a girl that has a high follower count on social media.
Anons, it’s national kitten day this Friday.
>>34700505Like what
What level of crazy/overemotional are guys willing to put up with
>>34700505post the thing you would most strongly protest to posting
>>34700510Worse than that, I'm just plain mid.
>>34700501ntai would trade being a microdick for being a manlet any day of the week, i feel like in not even a fucking man and i cant even jerk off without seeing it and ruining my entire day sometimes
>>34700511I won’t let you find me in the social media unless you add me first.
>>34700459I'm willing to try anything else. As long as I don't need to sign up for something.
>>34700516none, im crazy and sensitive myself - i need a strong, stable, confident girl with total emotional control
>>34700513I prefer geriatric adoptions of elderly cats from the pound.Adios, kittens!
>>34700520I would rather have a microdick then be a manlet any day, fuck being short. At least you get treated as a human being
>>34700519That’s not an answer.
>>34700526if you ever find a magic genie lamp and need someone to swap places with for your wish, hit me up g
>>34700499No work? How do you support yourself?Making friends through work could be an option.
>>34700525They were kittens once too. Bring one home with the old man so he can teach them smol crimes of old.
>>34700515Something that makes sense given your relationship with the girl and that isnt overly sexual. If shes your friend and you guys are hanging out you could say, spin around I want to see your outfit. If she does it happily then shes probably submissive if she acts kind of weirded out then no
>>34700526>>34700520You children are so grating and annoying...
>>34700532Well yeah I have a job I assumed you were asking what I do for fun.No I babysit a dementia patient. I wasn't asking for ways to make friends just saying I don't think my answer to his question would be helpful in general.
>>34700517Like what
>>34700536>No I babysit a dementia patientAh, you again!How are you?
>>34700531Trust me, having a 7 inch dick will never make up for being under 5'6. I want to kill myself everyday knowing I can't make women horny because of my height
>>34700535Go fuck yourself
>>34700539The usual. Stressed and depressed. You good?
>>34700498>letting the whippersnapper bully you
Why am I afraid of physical contact and genuine relationships yet still feel so lonely and desire sex? it's such a contradiction I did isolate myself alot growing up be it due to video games, medical problems or just plain afraid to interact with others if that adds context, i'm 39 years old
>>34700526I’m 6’3” with a 5.5” dick and I’d totally sacrifice 2” in height for 2” in dick length.
>>34700537I will be leaving this alone.You should too.
>gf is on a 9 day trip with her roommate (who she sees ever day)>starting to feel like I'm dating my phone but seeing her this weekendHow's this text sound, I think I'd like to send it to her:>"I'm glad you're having a good time with [roommate's name]. I've realized I'm missing you a lot and texting is starting to make me feel more frustrated than connected. I'm going to do my own thing and dial it back a little until we're together this weekend so I can show up in a good headspace for us. Really looking forward to seeing you soon [her name] and catching up properly
>>34700528I haven't owned a cat since 2005, but I always feed and play with strays whenever I live somewhere with them.I have never owned a squid or octopus, sorry. I just wanted to thank you for your book recommendation.
>>34700516Depends on how good the sex is and how good the “good times” are. I will put up with a lot of bullshit if the good times are better and more frequent than than the bad times.
>>34700550You're joking right? Passive aggressive bitch move.
Women, how would you feel if a guy came while eating you out?
>>34700551Childhood kitty?
>>34700548Oh no you didn't get everything on a silver platter for you and instead you have a completely average dick.You don't have a micro, you humblebragging chad cunt.FUCK YOU. JUST FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.
>>34700498i love you elder cat poster. You were less insane
>>34700540>Trust me, having a 7 inch dick will never make up for being under 5'6. I want to kill myself everyday knowing I can't make women horny because of my heightwe seem to have the exact same neurosis but in completely mirrored forms which I find funny on some levelbest of luck bro lifes a bitch out there
>>34700553Agreed do not send that text if i got that text while i was on a trip it would ruin the trip for me. Dont be so selfish
>>34700555I only have digital photos of strays.My childhood cats only have physical photos.
Men, why do some of your kind wear shorts in the middle of winter? Can I follow you for a case study of this sub culture?
>>34700535didnt ask
>>34700560Ask your parents if they have any albums. My mom made some of the dogs after passed.>>34700557We are all insane here.
>>34700554Like he was jerking off while eating me out and came? I'd be a little disappointed that I'd have to wait a while before we could actually fuck.
I'm a creep...
>>34700561i like cold weather especially how it feels on my legs in winter, as long as im not gonna be out for several hours in intense cold without any breaks from that coldthe contrast is that im a total pussy about heat and hate summer
>>34700565Nah he just got overwhelmed and straight skeeted.
>>34700564No albums, only shoeboxes of unsorted photos.It's over.
>>34700569That doesn't happen
>>34700558I'm just waiting to die.God can go fuck himself, like seriously fuck god, fuck whoever made me and bought me into the world like this. I don't want an afterlife, I just want nothing after deathMaybe I'll get lucky but I probably won't. You're more likely to find a girl who likes your micro dick than I am trying to find a girl who likes my height
I just watched that movie Obsession. I wish I had a girl that had feelings for me while I had a gf and calls me at 3am to confess.
>>34700572It happens to real pussy eaters.
>>34700574Thats why you don’t have a girlfriend you lustful freak. You don’t deserve a girlfriend and you probably won’t ever get one anyway
>>34700574Wait good movies still exist in theatre? I gave up after sequels keep getting churned out. Tell me when it comes to streaming.
how evil am i for jorking it to my female friends' Instagram?
>>34700544I think this the 3rd or 4th time now I recognize talking with you. Funny how that works.Unfortunately I don't remember where we left off last time, but you did seem stressed out back then too. Are you not looking for friends because of this inbetween situation you are in currently or are you generally uninterested in making any?It's 3am where I live, my sleep schedule has been quite bad recently. The good thing is, I started taking heart meds and they have been helping with those issues I was having.
>>34700580Id like it if my guy friends did that to my ig
Innie pussy isn't hot, it's like an angel without its wings.
>>34700569That's a silly concept, and I'd assume he was jerking off regardless.Like I love sucking dick but it's not physically stimulating in a way that's going to make me orgasm.
>>34700558>we seem to have the exact same neurosis but in completely mirrored forms which I find funny on some levelYou're so close to understanding it, so close...
I don't get this zoomer slang in regards to calling pussies "innies" and "outies". Yeah I know it's referring to labia, but that doesn't work like belly buttons. Just call it roast beef or whatever.
>>34700580I jerk off to pictures on IG all the time my favorite is the 4"10 island girl I met in the Philippines that worked with me at the engineering firm. Don't put your bikini photos on Instagram if its not used for men's pleasure.
>>34700581Generally uninterested. Having friends as an adult hasn't proved itself worth the hassle to me.I'm glad the meds are helping!
>>34700586Yeah dude, these totally aren't real problems, it's all in our imaginations, okay, whatever, just be dismissive of everything.
>>34700586pretty sure that comment makes a degree of self-awareness pretty strongly implied lol
>>34700585Women can't even comprehend real passion.
>>34700593Fuck you. When I suck dick it's like he's all that exists in my universe.
>>34700561that's a dietary and metabolic thing. whether by choice, necessity, or habit those people are eating thousands of kcals of, for example, peanut butter.
>>34700586NTAUnderstanding what? Some gaslighting bullshit about our valid insecurities and "how they totally don't matter guise, just be le confident"
>>34700585>I love sucking dickWhy?
>>34700561I play sports i need to wear shorts as a uniform
>>34700591Don't you know if you act smug and dismissive you win every argument by default?
There are hiplets in this very thread, lurking among us. They could be anyone. Be on your guard.
>>34700594Fakeass dick sucker, you're probably thinking about what you have to pick up at the store.
I never understood the golf girl. It seems to be all a fad or there for the clout. I went to the range today and I saw this pretty Asian girl hitting 7 irons got me thinking either she's there to impress the lads or she's the 2% of girls that like it
I am inconsolably furious right now
>>34700597Look at what the discussion was about initially.
>>34700605but are there dips
>>34700598I enjoy making the guy I love happy, it feels sexy and naughty to suck his dick, I enjoy getting to feel and see his reactions, I like the smell/feel of having his dick in my face, it satisfies my oral fixation, etc.
>>34700610Why don't you just spell it out instead of being a smug vagueposter? NTA tho.
>>34700611No there is literally a giant chunk of their body missing where their hips should be
>>34700590>Having friends as an adult hasn't proved itself worth the hassle to me.:(Well, I hope you still have a friend one day where you feel it's worth it.I have to really sleep now though. I hope you're going to have a cozy night.
>>34700610Height is a valid thing to obsess over as a man, it's justified insecurity over something that actually matters
>>34700606How fucking dare you. I've never been more insulted ITT.
>>34700612Where do I find someone like this?
K.A.M.
>>34700385>its imposssible, i cant be both tall and a pretty princesswrong, see jordan and maybe tiktok at bottom at>https://height-weight-chart.com/510-160.html
>>34700612nag but same for me with eating girls out. also im kinda insanely submissive psychologically and giving head is the only safe way to act it out without outright admitting it or telling a woman
>>34700613>>34700616Nobody was talking about insecurities being unjustified. That happened only in your head.The initial discussion was about people being so insecure, that even if a loved one told them everything was alright, they'd not fully trust their loved one and chose their own ingrained insecurity over it.And the way you talk here shows that would happen with you too.
>>34700609Why
>>34700619Idk, I don't think the fact I enjoy sucking dick affects anything about my life outside of the bedroom.>>34700624I don't think I'm particularly submissive overall, but I do enjoy some sex shit that's apparently submissive.
>>34700614so turbo-dips
>>34700622Kill all manlets? I agree
>>34700622Kalamari Are Meat? I agree, but I don't think anyone was contesting that.
>>34700625>And the way you talk here shows that would happen with you too.Thanks for being dismissive and refusing to engage with the discussion, you're a real pal.
Just learned that my dad got a girl younger than me pregnant, then asked me "So when are you getting a girlfriend?"
>>34700624nag either but I also am a whore for eating pussy, though I'm not a sub. At most I'd be a switch like 20-40% of the time if I really like this girl and it makes her happy.
>>34700594hot
>>34699865The Psalms, but you've gotta chant themWomen love a man with a nice voice>>34699951HunterxHunter is so text-heavy now that I don't see why he doesn't just make it as a LN, he could even type while lying down so his back doesn't break further
>>34699936I wanna eat girl squirt
>>34700300It's one of the best feelings I can think of, I'm considering taking a few shots and having a glass of water now just so I can go take a drunk piss
>>34700634I think my dad recently hired a prostitute/housekeeper. Why are dads so gross?
God, give me holy war.
>>34700625>even if a loved one told them everything was alright, they'd not fully trust their loved one and chose their own ingrained insecurity over it.What am I going to trust more, my own experience or some comforting words?I've never had a girl tell me everything is going to be fine. I've never gotten praise or felt lusted after for my height
>>34700516Depends on a lot of factors
>read this thread>get annoyed by the dumb shit I seejesusmen obsessing over big penises or being tall proves they dont understand why or how women are even turned on by anything
>>34700643Why are guys so gross about this?
>>34700656I mostly blame my bland personality
>>34700649>prostitute/housekeeperThose are two different professions bro.
>>34700656Anon, women are pretty fucking loud about how much they prefer tall men and how much being a tall guy makes them wet
>>34700656I've been cheated on more than once and had women throw a lot of insults at my dick, all of this comes from somewhere
>>34700662Historically no, rich guys were always sexually assaulting their female servants.
>>34700656Shut up and take your HRT, fat fetish poster.
>>34700095Hotdogs are yummy sometimes, homemade non microwaved hotdogs would be a nice meal for a lazy Sunday.
>>34700662I think he's paying to also fuck his housekeeper. That's two jobs in one then.
>>34700656Having the right genetics turns on women. Any argument against this is cope
I don't want to have a girlfriend anymore
>>34700669Not the fat fetish poster, retard. stop crying about your dick or stature already, nobody fucking cares but you
>>34700664Maybe because you dumped them because they went full retard. I'm sure you have a nice cock.
>>34700656>why or how women are even turned on by anythingWell, explainn then? Thats what this thread is for after all. Offering a neutral forum to foster mutual understanding and cooperation.And do keep in mind that the rest of the internet is filled with thousands of video fo women screeching at the top of their lungs about how they don't give a fuck about anything in a man except his height.
>>34700095>>34700670I'd happily starve/fast for a night before eating a microwaved hotdog or letting a woman cook anything. In fact am so doing, right now.
How come so many women seem to think they're the only one into hands until they hear other women say it? Imagine if men thought they were the only one finds asses attractive for some weird reason.
>>34700674NTANo, women care ALOT about your stature.
>>34700675That I broke up with them is irrelevant to the fact that many penises simply are not satisfactory to women, barring fringe cases such as a woman with vaginismus wanting a man with a micropenis
>>34700671Does he pay her double at least
>get home from work>get some groceries>do some chores >reading a book>what a good day>randomly get urge to socialize and want to date someoneMAKE IT STOP AKE IT STOP MAKE ITS TOP MAKE IT STOP HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP
>>34700649My dad is not rich he just rizzed her. He's better looking than me.
>>34700680Are you one or how do you know?
>>34700683what book
>>34700676>And do keep in mind that the rest of the internet is filled with thousands of video fo women screeching at the top of their lungs about how they don't give a fuck about anything in a man except his height.Weird how anons keep conveniently forgetting about that. Almost like it destroys their entire argument
>>34700688NTASpoilers: He's not a woman and he's going to use random garbage dating app stats and TikTok posts as his evidence.
>>34700688>it's not real because I don't want it to be realOkay.
>>34700679How common is women liking hands? My gf in hs loved touching my hands and looking at them
>>34700681Are you implying your cock was too big or your girth hurt them?
>>34700689erm none of your business!
>>34700692>>34700693Oh wow, his response is even more pathetic then I thought it'd be.
>>34700688See>>34700691Are you about to go "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU, FUCK YOUR EVIDENCE"
>>34700695No, the opposite. Dicks like mine are not desirable except in fringe cases.
>>34700699Oh okay that one's more accurate to what I guessed.>>34700692
>>34700691>Almost like it destroys their entire argumentNo, not at all. My argument was aimed in the direction that this marketihg capaigned completely warped young mens perception, not that it is even remotely true.Like right next corner is /pol/ where you will be screamed into oblivion if you even try to insinuate tha tthe jews aren't using cuck porn to destroy the White race. Doesn't mean its true.
>>34700698His response is correct because that is literally what you are doing. You're pretending the evidence isn't real because you don't like it and makes you look bad
>>34700705Shit evidence isn't real evidence, but I've long learned that there's no point in having any real discussion with your kind, so I prefer to laugh at you instead.
>>34700697oh, well... must not have been a good readyou should drop it and go read Raw Spirit by Iain Banks
>>34700672Then why are the dicks in porn ALWAYS focused on and ALWAYS enormous if the target audience is male? If women are the ones obsessed and excited by big penises, shouldn't there be a tremendous market to tap into for them? No man can explain this away logically, its just the truth and the actual behavior of millions/billions of men when they goon proves it: MEN care about dicks and being a big, masculine tall guy. Not women.
>girl at work asks me when do i work next>she sets me up so i have to work with her in department >she checked planning and knew exactly when i work>today when i said i have different function and wont be working with her she had dissapointed face onwhat the FUCK is wrong with her, if she clearly backs away when i want to flirt with her.sometimes she will sit by when i have break and talk but usually not.its like im playing a game and my reputation with her faction goes from -100 to +500 based on time of the day
>>34700701Average or micropenis??
>>34700708No, it's still real evidence. There is nothing that makes it "shit evidence"Thanks for the concession and proving me I am right
Men, is ur hair soft?
>>34700713ntamicropenis is like a medical term for obscenely tiny dicks, you can be below average and still well beyond micro. micro is an actual developmental disorder, as in something actually went wrong.
/atoga/ theme songhttps://youtu.be/RHRNVGUi1mM
>>34700714So if I show you some Twitter posts of men justifying rape/beating women, you'll become a major feminist, right? I'm trying to understand your logic.
>>34700715always has beenno poo btw
>>34700715Yeah actually. I'm pretty harsh on myself but the one thing I do have is extremely fine, soft fluffy hair, I can't complain about that.
>>34700711Because porn is for people who can't go have sex, and women can just go have sex with a guy with a big dick
I like cats idk about you frens
>>34700715Yes, my hair and my eyes are the only things people compliment about me
>>34700722cats are okay
why did last thread get nearly 4000 posts?
Should I shave my face and neck every day? I talk to a bunch of people at work every day. You think people will judge me if I have a bit of stubble?
>>34700722me too, I own one
>>34700729show cat
>>34700711>Then why are the dicks in porn ALWAYS focused on and ALWAYS enormous if the target audience is male?You are correct, it's because if it isn't a big dick, the comments are full of men pointing out how that is "not a real dick".Men who watch a lot of porn want women see getting abused.
>>34700727because this is the last active general on 4chan that has occasional good-faith posts. mostly mine.
>>34700715yeah, and smells like rosemary
>>34700718Andrew Tate is already not allowed into regular society. It's pointless for you to demand that we hate this guy when we already hate this guy.
>>34700732>Men who watch a lot of porn want women see getting abused.holy projection batman
Women, is there anything that confuses you about the male body?
Yes I'm short and scrawny and women love that obviously. I love it when I'm asked if I'm still in high school.
>>34700718No, I wouldn't
>>34700730i've posted cat before so you might've seen her before
>>34700741do you ever grab her haunches
>>34700738That line on the bottom side of ur your balls that makes it look manufactured how you guys dont accidentally sit on your ballshow balls can get stuck together despite being in a sackhow some of you have two adams apples and the square ass shape although i think its cute
>>34700743>how you guys dont accidentally sit on your ballsnta but I do sit on my balls a lot on accident
>>34700742no, why?
>>34700738How does a guy know when he's close to cumming and how much time does he have before it happens?
>>34700741Looks like a guys cat that I knew of, is a girl cat?
>>34700743>how you guys dont accidentally sit on your ballsthat happens a lot actually
>>34700743>That line on the bottom side of ur your balls that makes it look manufacturedApparently thats where the labia fused together when we turned into male babies>how you guys dont accidentally sit on your ballsSometimes we do. One time in the middle of the night, i went to use the toilet. It was dark and i didnt notice the lid was closed. I sat and smacked my balls right against the toilet lid>how balls can get stuck together despite being in a sackThe balls themselves dont. Its the sack that sticks to our thighs>how some of you have two adams applesNo idea honestly>the square ass shape although i think its cute:0
>>34700751yes it's a female cat
>>34700749Same way you do
>>34700718>>34700740 (me)There's a difference between a small handful of guys that are probably just grifters and COUNTLESS UPON COUNTLESS videos of girls saying the exact same thing.
>>34700728Just have a stubble and or exfoliate and trim when you feel uncomfortable
>>34700749Its a build up. Like you're about to pee and cant hold the pee in anymore.>how much time does he have before it happens?Depends on how long the guy can hold it
>>34700749out penis feels tingly>how much timelike 20 seconds sometimes less, unless I stop of course
>>34700755Then why do guys suck so bad at giving some heads up that they're close?
>>34700743All men are actually manufactured at the evil moid factory and the nutsack seam is sewn by the old gnarled warty hands of a crone operating an old timey sewing machineAll men have different sized balls and different amounts of sag-factor.What. You mean like when your nutsack gets stuck to your thigh?You mean the cricoid cartilage. That's the second ring below the adam's apple. I think that's because of the pelvis and spine shape.
>>34700736I wasn't talking about Andrew Tate, I was talking about randos. Anyways, it says a lot that you consider random women on the internet spewing opinions to be proof that everyone should take seriously but not random men on the internet spewing opinions.
>>34700739LARP postWomen don't like short dudes
>>34700760What kind of heads up do you need?
>>34700760Because they want to cum in you
>>34700763nta but I'm pretty sure Anon was being sarcastic vro
>>34700746wow... you have never had the urge to just grab the meaty haunches of your cat? i have to resist the urge to with my cat
No point to it. No amount of wealth or achievements or books read or women loved or friends enjoyed battles won or lost at the end it is all the same. Perhaps I should fond solace in this one certainty. And I do I suppose. Still it is damn exhausting living with this knowledge. I wish I knew what I truly wished for but I do not. I just wish that I do not find out too late.
>>34700760they're doing it on purpose, we can clearly feel when we're close, though there are times when it happens so quickly I barely have time to react
>>34700764Like a "I'm close so let's swap to a bj or whatever because I won't be able to give a closer warning" sort of thing.>>34700766No guy has ever finished inside me, accident or not. I put the fear of death in a bf when I explain how serious I am about him needing to pull out.
>>34700715Its kinda greasy and wavy
>>34700773Oh, it's you...ugh.
>>34700762There are ALOT more random women saying the same thing than a handful of grifting dudes just saying outrageous shit.Those guys have a reason to say dumbshit and it's for profit.
>>34700769not really, no. I don't think they like it.
>>34700777If JH didn't post here the only other woman ITT would be BV
>>34700767I don't fucking care
>>34700777Don't sound so fucking disappointed.
>>34700778>Those guys have a reason to say dumbshit and it's for profit.Have you considered that it's entirely possible that the women online who say things that upset you are also running a grift for clicks and money themselves?
>>34700777why do you guys hate hershes nice and open to talking, whats the big deal
Wish I could have sex, but alas...
>>34700779true...
>>34700785She's retarded
You're too late, Agent Femanon, my mind control satellite is complete! Now to show you its power...*turns Femanon's crush irreversibly gay*
>>34700782I am whenever I try to explain something normal and then I find out it's... just you again.>>34700785The problem is anything involving cum.
>>34700787my cat like it when I hug her though and that's pretty rare for a cat
>>34700780Im here now too.
>>34700783No, they genuinely care about it and I don't think it's just a grift.
>>34700793Can you tell me something
>>34700790I asked a cum question and I haven't said a single negative thing about cum. Cut me some slack.Idk why it even matters who I am, I just wanted to understand when you guys can reasonably give a heads up to compare to what I've noticed.
>>34700739>>34700781why are manlets so much angier than any other male demographic, wtf?
>tfw want a pet but not really because hassle and too much hair everywhere probably
>>34700789Now femanons crush will definitely be attracted to her on account of her man shoulders and brutish behaviour! Fool!
>>34700785Thanks for being nice, it helps balance out posts like >>34700788.
>>34700796Because it provides context>Oops haha sorry for cumming in you babe even though you said you don't like it haha I'm sooooo bad at holding it in lol
>>34700797poor emotional regulation
>>34700794Okay so you're just retarded and your misery is all your fault.>>34700797It's what happens when you make a single body insecurity your entire personality. Not too unlike Reddit Atheists who make being an atheist their entire personality.
>>34700798hairless cat for u
>>34700795What do you want to hear?
>>34700797You know how Chihuahuas are always jumpy and angry? It's a little like that
>>34700609Wha happen
>>34700796You've been over this hundreds of times, it's just tiresome.
>>34700805But they're ugly :(
>>34700804yeah but bald guys and ugly guys, guys upset about penis stuff etc dont act out the same way. its weird
>>34700754She has beautiful eyes doesn't she?
If any women here have unshaved pits don't post pics because it would gross me out. I'm serious if you post pics you'd be owning me and teaching me a lesson so don't do it.
>>34700811heresy.
>>34700797People don't like it when you keep telling them that their problems aren't real.
>>34700806Where is my darling. What happened to her. Will she ever look at me the same way she did way back then.
>>34700817i didnt say that
>>34700819Would you care to state your position?
>>34700811take it back
>>34700816Nta no they really are off putting.
>>34700802Idk what that greentext is even related to. That's never happened and I didn't claim it happened or could've happened.>>34700809I don't recall asking this question. And if I did, it clearly didn't assuage my confusion.
>>34700819YOU didn't but other people did. Why is everyone here so fucking stupid wtf.
>>34700804There's just too many of them saying the same thing and they say this shit in real life too. They can't be making that much money off it. They just like being mean and honest and short dudes are an acceptable punching bagMaybe its a little bit of a wrist but not by much
>>34700824yeah but why does that explain manlets being angrierpeople say balding and stuff doesnt matter either too, shouldnt bald guys be angry all the timeas well then?
>>34700821Vile bulging rat. An angel without it's wings.
>>34700825Hey man, if you enjoy wallowing in misery because you blindly believe everything your algorithm gives you, that's on you.
>>34700797Because it fucking sucks and no one respects you. You would be fucking angry all the time too
>>34700821>>34700827it's cute in an ugly sort of way.
>>34700827a person who doesn’t love all cats doesn’t deserve any cat shame on u
>>34700826When you match with someone, their first questions generally include "How tall are you?" and not "How much hair do you have?"Height changes how much a woman respects/disrespects a man more than hair does.
>>34700829Show me women that like short men then. Prove me wrong. The best we can hope for is a neutral reaction
>>34700834>Height changes how much a woman respects/disrespects a man more than hair does.so the core point you're making is that height really just matters more than those other things then?
>>34700835NTAwhen you say women that likes short men, does it count if she is short too and therefore a short guy is still tall to her, or do you mean a woman who likes men shorter than her?
>>34700836Height is the single most important thing in dating for men
>>34700836Men don't get to determine what matters to women and what doesn't.
>>34700835Bv and the 6'2 ftm that pegs her bf love short guys there's hope
Watched “Master and Commander”. Cool.
>>34700835>Show me women that like short men then.BlueValkyrie. You never said I had to show you a woman with a BMI below 35.
>>34700840But we can observe it
>>34700843Moid hands.
>>34700811how dare you!! those are really cute!>>34700813yes she has blue eyes.
i am 6'4 and i love subtly making men around me feel small by standing close to them and whatnot whenever i can get the chance desu
Yeah baby check em. My canon.
>>34700846No shit. Women will never understand master and commander
>>34700838The latter>>34700841>>34700844>BV and a tranny Doesn't count
>>34700850This is a very homosexual post.
flat brown women owe me sex
>>34700851Marry me
>>34700850I saw a really tall woman on the train and I just looked up at her. Feel like jurassic park man in awe.
>>34700853>Doesn't countWhy not, they're taller than you
>>34700851ew
>>34700851Bro Auschwitz has been closed for like 80+ years go eat something
>>34700835You've already admitted that you won't change your mind with internet posts that disagree with you, so why should I bother?
>>34700835I know a mechanic who is 5 ft 5. And he's married and has 3 kids.
>>34700865Is he Guatemalan?
>>34700866Si
>>34700835Why is neutral a bad thing? Neutral is fine. I can get behind being afraid of outright rejection/attraction but neutral is totally fine, whats the issue?
>>34700866Probably
Sex with >her
Women will romanticize the idea of being neutral to the point of invisibility because they're used to the negative aspects of being visible/desired, but nobody is ready for the toll that being utterly invisible to other people takes on you
>>34700853Not a tranny my dad's just 6'8".>>34700859THANK YOU.See thats how someone SHOULD react to a beautiful tall woman.>>34700850Im fujoing out omg!!>>34700835I love short guys, especially muscular hairy omes, they look like big beefy dwarves. Very paternal.
>>34700870she has a bf
>>34700860BV is a demon from hell so I can't trust their attraction to short men is real. And a tranny liking short dudes doesn't fill me with any hope>>34700864No, I can change my mind I'm just going to be a bit skeptical. >>34700865You can do that when you're latino and you go for your own race
>>34700870She has a provider
>>34700826Balding guys can just embrace being bald, plenty of guys play into it well including multiple celebrities. You can't play into being a manlet, there's no secret way to make it attractive.
>>34700874>No, I can change my mind I'm just going to be a bit skeptical.>Proceeds to completely dismiss someone else's evidence that they give outYeah, you're not going to change your mind.
>>34700877you can be funny
>>34700876Crack cocaine Arrest that bitch
>>34700877Not crying about it is a step in the right direction
>>347008814chan is a safe space.
>>34700879You have to be fat + short in order to be funny
>>34700881My apologies, my liege, I didn't mean to inconvenience you by discussing dating problems in the Ask the Opposite Gender Anything thread on the Advice board.
>>34700877learn to fetishize it like dicklets do maybe, idk
>>34700885Thats what I do. Works great!
>>34700883nu uh, you can just be charismatic and good at conversations
>>34700868It's not appreciation or desire. You just have to hope they're just OKAY with it >>34700872Wish I had more chest hair lolAr least I know there's one girl, I guess...>>34700878I didn't completely dismiss it, I just said there is different racial reality when it comes to dating
>>34700882When I allow it.>>34700884Quite alright dear sir.
Women which FromSoftware game is your favorite?
>>34700891fromsoftware is cringe
>>34700891Is deomsofreate the ds hames? I forgot. Ds1
>>34700738Maybe not confusing, but I don’t understand the natural strength guys have. It’s honestly impressive
>>34700888So you're fucked if you're autistic?
>>34700891Kuon is the only one Ive played.
>>34700898Yea? Watch this. Plap
>>34700891Literally the only reason why I know these games if because of that one story about JH
>>34700887>>34700885>try to go to six flags>not allowed to get on a ride>cum in my pants>mfw
>>34700903Woah how short are you that you cant ride the rides at six flags?? You might be too short for me.
>>34700891Probably the armored cores
I didn’t eat dinner today I’m on a hunger strike because I hate my life
>>34700904im not, i just find the idea of a manlet with a size fetish to be funny
>>34700891so many women in chat rn
>>34700891Elden RingI got Armored Core from the summer sale, excited but a little nervous. Controlling big robots might be too difficult for me, hope its fun
>>34700899you can still learn, idk what the ceiling is
>>34700878I CAN change my mind, I just said the dating game is different when you're latino VS being white
>>34700906what do you expect to accomplish
>>34700880Not that type
>absentmindedly browsing internet>realize i'm touching my junki blame split brain
>>34700881This is a boring platitude that doesn't make sense because you're working backward from how those guys got to the point they are. You start with the complain, as if the complaint itself was the catalyst of their situation; but small guys were obviously not born crying about being small, they didn't even know being small was considered bad at first, then they got a comment here and there, and saw their peers outgrow them, probably endured bullying, saw themselves being mocked on TV directly or indirectly, saw women all fantasizing about tall men, probably tried some coping mechanisms, and finally got to the point of saying "Hey, this isn't fair" at which point people like you step in say "Your problem is that you're insecure about it!" NO! This is backward! It's not the insecurity causing his problem, it's the way people treat him that have caused the perfectly justified insecurity!This kind of boring platitude isn't reserved only for manlets either, people have this tendency to work backward whenever guys complaint about something they're not "supposed" to complain about, women do this with guys complaining about their poor sexual life and boomers do this with young men complaining about their economic situation. "Don't cry about it" is "Pick yourself up by your bootstraps" for manlets.
>>34700911Alot of the time I'm not trying to be funny. I just say something and people are dying laughing
>>34700918That's literally how it works for Chad
>>34700917based manlet philosophergodspeed
I support manlet genocide.
>>34700917They're not going to listen, they'll see this and completely ignore it>>34700921Is it? Weird
>>34700923you just say things
>>34700923i dont. they are the only thing that make my height valuable in social contexts. And without that edge, im fucked
>>34700913Some sort of biblical revelation
>>34700923we know, every heterosexual woman alive
>>34700922I'm not a manlet myself I just have pattern recognition. Another pattern is that whenever someone comes up to the defense of an undesirable group, that person will automatically be considered to be part of that group.
>>34700934i didnt think you were one, i meant it more as in a philosopher of manlets rather than a manlet who engages in philosophy
Manlets are so retarded that they're too easy to bait. Now I genuinely believe in manlet genocide beyond bait.
>>34700937ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE
>>34700937see that last bit makes me think you're still baiting
>>34700942I mean, I was the whole time, and angry manlets still bought it hook, line, and sinker. Pathetic.
chainsaw or cattle prod?
>>34700936Oh I seeBut it's not an observation about manlets specifically, I just used it as an example here because that's what we were talking about. Any kind of male issues get treated this way - it's always assumed that the fact that guy talks about it is the cause of the problem. It's a completely ridiculous premise.
>>34700947Thats a classic woman "argument" because they're stupid and dogshit at arguing so they just insult you rather than engage with your points
>>34700947NTABut men tend to be the ones who say "we built the world", so if men are complaining about male issues, it's not that crazy to think that men are part of the problem.
>>34700934>Another pattern is that whenever someone comes up to the defense of an undesirable group, that person will automatically be considered to be part of that group.I see this. Anytime I say that racism is dumb, it automatically means that I'm black or Jewish or Indian or all three.
>>34700952So you're a traitor
Thinking about his dick always
>>34700891Femanons like vidya (and anime)!?
>>34700965Obviously no. Women don't play video games, they play the Sims and do everything they can to make actual video games fucking suck
My dad decided to invite himself to my place for the weekend. Dear God, I am not looking for to this.
the manlets got too cranky and upset and now they need to take a nap, so the thread is slow
>>34700972I'm busy, fuck you asshole
>>34700951Bukkake Queen Spotted
>>34700972I just got here.But yeah, ATOGA has been slow (ever since the great hack, ashually).
>>34700970Why? Is he still molesting you or something?
why are chokers so hot
>>34700974Who?
I'd never ask a woman to do it but if she wants to do something really subby like drink my piss or eat my ass, I won't say no
>>34700978Necks are sexy and they draw attention to the neck.
I think im gonna sleep naked
>>34700980Anon....
putting her in chastity so i can trust her around the 9ft vampire CEO billionaire she works for
>>34700978Because it's a collar and collars are for animals so its like she's asking to treat her like she's nothing
>>34700976I swear to fucking God if I have to listen to another fucking ramble about le orangeman, how everything ever is the klan and evangelicals, and that basic Newtonian or Lagrangian mechanics is actually nonsense because of some shitty rhetorical tricks, I going to punch him in the fucking face.
>>34700982Illegal.
>>34700982I don't know how people don't sleep nakedI sleep naked all the time
>>34700949I don't call it a "woman argument" because everyone does it. Lots of their male cohorts do it (See average redditor "I know a small guy who gets laid a lot!"). Boomers are always happy to shit on young men. And men of different race do it to each other.>>34700951When young men say men built the world they talk on a long time scale, from the Bronze Age to the present. When they complain about the present situation they are talking about a much shorter time frame of a century at most, in which case they do blame boomers all the time. And obviously in the past century women had a much greater influence in society than in previous centuries.
>>34700988Oh no!!!>>34700989It feels wrong
>wearing baggy clothing>wind forces my physical body shape to be revealedI hate wind.
>>34700983I will indulge most bedroom fantasies from my woman
>>34700989A John Wayne Gacey clone shows up at your house...> Surprise MOFO!
>>34700990Those "male" redditors are afflicted with woman brain so it's a woman argument
>>34700871It's only a bad thing if you need something.
>>34700991It feels right to me
>>34700989But what if a bug crawls on my genitals
>>34700998I didn't think about that but that's probably because I live in a place without many bugsJust hope it doesn't happen?
>>34700891The kind of interesting thing about fromsoft is that their games aren't just better or worse versions of each other. With the exception of DS2 at least. Their games really do seem to allocate a similar number of stat points in a way that makes them interesting and distinct from each other, rather than most franchises where the total number of stat points allocated just varies over time, usually going down.DS1 is maximum comfy. Still has the most satisfying level design, and has great deep lore or at least the perception of deep lore.DS3 is a way better game to play, has more grandiosity than DS1, more explicit story/lore but not necessarily 'better' lore than DS1.Bloodborne is probably their most well rounded game.Sekiro's combat is hyperfocused and once you get good at it feels significantly better than any of the combat in the other games, but it lacks in lore and storyElden Ring plays like a better Dark Souls 3, has the grandiose lore and setting but even more, and a little bit of a hint of the magic of DS1 world design.*note, I'm using lore and story distinctly, lore as background setting fluff, and story as the events that take place during the gameElden Ring is probably the best one, and if I had to pick only 1 that I could play from now on I guess it would be that, but either that or Dark Souls 1. Bloodborne is also a justifiable pick.
>>34700995I disagree because while the core argument is similar, women will make up guys when they want to prove that men are bad (the men they invent are despicable and thus the woman is justified in hating men) while men will make up guys that are just like you but better ("I know a guy who has your exact affliction but he's actually really popular with girls!").
Trying to sleep naked and now i have a boner
I left my ps4 at my ex's place. I fucked up.
I wanna sing for a woman someday but I'm not a great singer
Fromsoft and its fans are cringe
Women have some odd fetishes. Why do you want me to chase you in the woods
>>34701001Then I guess it's a case of normies being unable and unwilling to point out objective reality.They want to stay bluepilled and believe life is fair instead of the reality that they didn't earn anything and that genetics determines your quality of life
>>34701008it’s hot to be wanted to such a point that it’s almost animalistic
>>34701000olay, Marzz>>34701003Just go get it??? Or deactivate your account from it, and buy a new one.
>>34701008I don't think so.Maybe Elves, but not Humanoids.
>>34701008Nah, no running. Just hand holding and making out.
>>34701014>olay, MarzzI don't understand this reference.
>>34701016>Nah, no runningLolfat
>>34701014Man thi is going to suck but i dont want to lose my bloodborne saves
I squated for 5 minutes and now my leg is sore
>>34700957Is it circumcised?
>>34701018You will not find love.
>>34701020Tomorrow you do 6 minutes. Then day after you do 7 minutes. And keep going. Soon you are stronger than grizzly bear!
>>34701013Caveman roleplay might be the move
I've never thought about a girl's vagina. Other body parts sure - her tits, her ass, her legs, her nape - but never her vagina.
I have a first date with a hinge girl way out of my league this Saturday. She’s “figuring out her dating goals”. We’re going to get lunch and then go back to her house to “swim or something”. I’ve never had a home pool date before. Any advice?
>>34701027It's definitely the grossest part of a woman
>>34701026Modern men look too feminine and hairless to be believable cavemen
>>34701027Have you ever seen or used one? I didn’t think much about it before I did but I’ve loved them ever sense.>hot wetness>tastes like honey>makes her go crazy with just a touch or lick>feels good to put peenie in
>>34700863fucking GOTTEM
>>34701033>>34701027honey?
>>34701036Yes. Pussy is absolutely delicious.
>>34701033I'm not gay but I think it's fucking gross
Abduction fetishes are surprisingly popular given the context
>>34701033All true but I was thinking on a visual level, my bad for not specifying.
>>34701039To look at or to use? I admit some of them are not aesthetic, but many of them are. If they’re shaved that is. If they’re not yeah that’s fucking disgusting.
>>34701042On a visual level it’s not the vagina itself that turns me on. It’s more that it (along with the asshole) is the most private, sensitive part on her, so if it’s exposed to you, she’s yours.
>>34701044To look at and use
>>34701039Coinslot pussy is amazing. desu as long as its neatly trimmed or shaven and the outer lips are bigger than the inner lips I think it looks great
>>34701047If you don’t like using vaginas that’s kind of gay.
>>34701049i'm a freak and i think roast beef flaps look hot
>>34701038What's better, the honey or the bags of sand?
>>34701051I think it might be a lack of experience thing, I dunno
>>34701046I guess that's true. But I like thinking about the "boring" body parts that you usually don't think about unless you focus on them. Sometimes the beauty jumps at you. The little movement of her hips as she pulls her chair forward. The way she exposes her nape when bringing her hair up to tie it in a ponytail. Her hand's movement when her handbag is sliding down her shoulder and she readjusts it. The way she puts one feet on its tiptoe when removing the other feet's shoe.
I can’t control how my vagina looks, u guys are mean :<
>>34701052Same
judgemental moids should post arms.
>>34701055God I don’t know. They’re both so great. Peak honey beats peak sand, but I can play with the sand for hours. I can’t just eat a girl out or fuck her for hours.
>>34701059Tough shit
>>34701059Last pussy I ate looked absolutely disgusting and it was still delicious. Fear not.
Why can't you guys fucking ask questions?
>>34701064Not until you post chest and pussy
I think vaginas are pretty.
>>34701059i cant control how small my dong is either, thats life
>>34701071How has your night been going?
>>34701071Favorite male body part between these:1) Nape2) Big toe3) Left ear4) Back of the knee
>>34701059Just punch them in the dick, and twist their nipples. You win.
>>34701059I can't control my height but I'm still judged for it anyway
>>34701059By definition, one part of your body has to be the grossest. If it wasn't your vagina, it would be something else. That's what "grossest" means. Don't focus on the negative; you also have a "prettiest" body part.
>>34701068What made it look disgusting? >>34701075Vaginas or dicks shouldn’t be judged, I’m sure your small penis is fine. >>34701080I dont think a man will want to be my bf if I do that to him
>>34701085>I dont think a man will want to be my bf if I do that to himSome guys are into it
What's the actual answer to the mattress on the floor problem? If a guy has a futon and some normal looking chairs or whatever, why does it matter that he doesn't have a massive and expensive bedframe? Since we're here we might as well ask what the opposite scenario is for women.
>>34701085No, I meant if he is getting in yo business.Mocking you, and what not.
>>34701088There's no problem.When women complain about what a guy's apartment looked like, you have to take into consideration that the guy managed to get her back to his apartment. They rarely change their mind because of something in the guy's apartment. They just sleep with him then whine about it later online.
>>34701077Power napped after dinner and I need to get back to sleep but I'm in pain and already had tylenol.
What's a good setting for a survivla horror game?
>>34701084Can’t my butthole be the grossest part instead? I don’t poop out my vagina>>34701083I never said men should be judged for their height. >>34701090Oh I see, violence is still not the answer.
>>34701079Nape of the neck? That one.
>>34701097>Nape of the neck?Are there other napes I'm not aware of?
>>34701095Vulva monster.
>>34701095Dachau
>>34701096> violence is not the answeryeah, okay, LULZ.
Femanons, is "ribbed for her pleasure" a real thing, or just a marketing gimmick?
>>34701096>I never said men should be judged for their height.Thanks but it happens anyway so you can expect to be judged over things you can't control
I like her and I wanna be with her
>>34701101what.>>34701102i was hoping for something more modern
>>34701105Marketing gimmick.
>>34701085It looked really gray and discolored, plus she was an outie, and not a cute kind of outie. Roast beef looking. But I love eating pussy so I went down on her anyway and of course it was delicious.
>>34701095ForestCruise ShipGiant opera houseOffice building (starting from the top)MinesHospitalAnything BUT sewers.
>>34701110Roast beef pussy looks so fucking gross, I don't why the fuck you like it
>>34701095Theme park if you only wanted new ones. That one game did it, crow country.
>>34701105Well, since men usually don't do shit to appease us. It's probabaly a marketing gimmick to men with an ounce of regret for being selfish in bed. But then they never communicate with their women to figure out if they'd be interested in such shapes for their vagina. Typically leading to a false purchase and more garbage.
Women, would you date a 10/10 guy if every time he had sex with you he involuntarily started singing Party Rock Anthem?
>>34701114Love that game.Also:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYqJtkHiun0
>>34701111Why not sewers? Overused? I feel like mines and hospital kinda fit that too. Office building might be fun or just some kind of skyscraper. Cruise ship was actually on the top of my list for ideas.>>34701114I played crow country! It was good.
>>34701117Is he aware he’s doing it or
>>34701032That's because we shave. We can stop if you want.
>>34701120Sewers... feels too endless, dark AF (more than usual) and just it stinks (no pun intended). I don't think any game has done it well, and that's not anyone's fault.Mines and Hospitals... yeah, maybe you are right (well by modern standards).
>>34701117Singing? Can I drown him out with other noise? Such as a jet engine or thunderstorm?
>>34701094That's nice.
>>34701125Hehhttps://sewercount.neocities.org/
Women have biteable necks.
>>34701134This is very true
>>34701134Women are chompable
Women how long would you have to know or be dating a guy before you trusted him to be your belay partner while climbing?
Men, did you know that a "Proud Boy" horse is one that has been castrated but acts like he still has a penis.They need to put it in that horse girl anime right now.
>>34701121He is but it's a medical condition>>34701129The volume scales with the background noise
>>34701140Never.
>>34701141i thought proud boy was a political group in the usa
>>34701145It is
How do I not sabotage myself if I think a woman likes me?I feel like alot of the time I reject myself first before the girl has a chance to
>>34701147so wait.. did they like know about the horse thing?
>>34701142So I can wear headphones?It's just unfortunate I can read lips. I'll have to close my eyes.
>>34701150I don't think they did.
>>34701152how unfortunte for them
Sorry moids, ur my bf now
>>34701147Okay, that absolutely confirms it for me that the Proud Boys are 1000% federal agentsThat name had to have been a deliberate choice by the feds
>>34701155But I'm not a polygamist
>>34701155We haven't dated once, weirdo
>>34701157Ur cheating on me D: ?
Men,Why do you love femdom?
>>34701144You can trust me!
>>34701160You're the one trying to have multiple boyfriends
>>34701149Have you asked her out? If you have and she said yes then she likes you to some degree. There's that stupid Will Smith movie quote that's like>She said yes when she could've said no, which means she made plans with you when she could've blown you off and done a million other things.but it's actually good advice.
>>34701161I don't like femdom, it's emasculating and I doubt women are into it, and I'm pretty sure that girl just likes having a beta who won't do anything. Dominant women are not real anyway
>>34701162Trust that you'll try to kill me maybe. I'll free solo before trusting.
>>34701161I mean THAT isn't really the kind of femdom I would like, but guys like to have a break from having to be in hypercontrol all the time just to function in the world. The vast majority of women can't imagine what it's like.
>>34701165I deserve to be happy
>>34701170I would never belay with a guy, and only do it with my sister. A guy belaying would probably get distracted by a cute girl and I would die.
>>34701174Did we just lesbians?
>>34701161>Why do you love femdom?because im mentally ill and the idea of being "below", or possessed or subservient and obedient sexually feels extremely powerful to me in some extremely difficult to articulate wayalso i think i love pain too
>>34701168I haven't asked anyone out yet. I haven't bothered with women in awhile
>>34701173You only have three holes, more guys than that is just superfluous
>>34701112Because it feels good when I put my peepee in it and it tastes good when I put my tongue in it and it makes her go crazy.
>>34701173No, you don't, you hoe
>>34701028Please respond.
>>34701185Bro, she wants you to do the breast stroke.
>>34701131>https://sewercount.neocities.org/good find.Also, Neocities? shieeeeet, old skooool.
>>34701183That's just pussy in general, roast beef looks gross though
>>34701184Why not? What did I do?
>>34701191Sure but it works the same as non-roast beef pussy. It goes both ways too. Girls suck on our balls despite those looking gross.
>>34701161is... is that a snow bunny?
>>34701192You know what>>34701193Fair enough, I guess
>>34701197Im an innocent girl worthy of love
>>34701028>She’s “figuring out her dating goalsI think that's girl for "I want to go on casual dates and have a consistent fuck buddy."
>>34701199You know polygamy is badMen can't share one woman but you're sharing yourself like a hoe
>>34701196Has the term 'snow bunny' just lost all meaning and just mean 'white girl' at this point?
>>34701201I’m desperate and lonely, it’s your fault none of you have ever given me love for me to not be this desperate
>>34701161I'm not into anything shown here except for facesitting.
moids, was witch hat atelier any good? I'm thinking I might watch it but not sure yet.
>>34701196Get your beastiality cuck fetish the fuck out of here
>>34701203It is men's fault for not being romantic.
>>34701207It keeps getting praised because of its magic system so I’m probably gonna give it a read next week. If you like world building you’ll likely enjoy it
>>34701161>PolishFemanonAndAtogaMoids.mov
>>34701197Pussy is generally there to be consumed, not looked at. I will gladly stare at an ass or tits, but I wouldn't really do the same for pussy except as a novelty. Like one time I asked my ex if I could just look at it and study it for a bit, just because I never had before.
>>34701200God I hope so. Any advice on how to turn swimming at her house into fugging?
>>34701203It's not our fault you won't go outside just to get a bf
>>34701140Depends on the guy desu I would stay with a guy I wouldn't trust as a belay partner ever
>>34701216Ppl get in online relationships all the time
>>34701215Nah, I'm a spaghetti spiller
>>34701212
>>34701218Why would you stay with a guy who you wouldn't trust as a belay partner?
>>34701207Not moid.I was unconvinced for the first few episodes but it's growing on me. Absolutely do not watch the dub. Brushbuddy is best character. And like the other anon said the magic system is interesting.
>>34701219NTA. Can I bite your neck parasocially?
>>34701219I don't consider online relationships to be legitimate
>>34701223She's probably just too heavy for the guy she's imagining.
>>34701221>Moidswatchingpornwhilefemanonsaremakingoutrightbehindthem.mp4
>>34701224That's okay, I would have rather heard from not a moid, I just assumed they would watch more anime.
>>34701225Are u a vampire>>34701226Then ur not worth talking to
>>34701209Modern women are not worth a romantic effort
>>34701234That's modern-gay of you.
>>34701233I don't know, I've never bitten a neck before. Well have to try it and see.
>>34701223There aren't many people I would trust, maybe no one. It's not necessarily a negative judgement it's control issues. I'd rather be the one in control and have to do more work clipping and unclipping than trusting a belay partner. I pissed everyone off at the 8th grade ropes course field trip because I wasted a bunch of time arguing and making them let me climb back down the tree instead of letting go and being belayed and that was by a professional after I'd seen a dozen other people do it and was like...20 feet.
>>34701233>Then ur not worth talking to:( why not? I just think they're less real
>>34701239Because online relationships are real, you’re just wrong
>>34701221I wonder if she's looking for one German and one Russian moid to invade her at the same time from opposite ends
>>34701242NtaHe's right. You have a penpal not a partner unless it started irl.
>>34701243diabolical
Women, what does Amber smell like
How to signal to men that i am open to being approached in public ??
>I have a gf, no you don’t know her. She goes to a different school
>>34701245It can lead to an irl relationship
>>34701248Dress slutty.
>>34701248By approaching them.I'm sorry, but this is the dynamic that women created and we all have to deal with the consequences until further notice.
>>34701248Impossible, other women have ruined that for you. You could always try the classic “I like your shoelaces” bit if you want
>>34701248Honestly, there's no signal that could work on me. I grew up having it drilled into my head that you don't approach women.
>>34701242Maybe I am. I've never been in an online relationship
>>34701247She smells like warm vanilla sugar from bath and bodyworks and is a redhead with short hair.
>>34701247Trying to buy cologne? Idk just Google it.>>34701251>lead toSo you admit it isn't one until after you've met in person? Not trying to be an asshole it's just that it's kind of dangerous to get really attached to someone who could be lying to you about a whole bunch of shit and you have no way to verify.
AllThoughts on feminism? Why did it fail?
>>34701252This would attract the wrong kind of men though
>>34701254>“I like your shoelaces”I fucking hate this shit because I get complimented on my hats and style a bunch, how the fuck am I supposed to interpret this as flirting
>>34701248Wear a shirt that says approach me? I'm not being flippant, that's probably the only thing obvious enough to work on me.
>>34701252Not herIf she wants to attract the most men she should go for casually larping as a 50s housewife, but with a natural lipstick shade not red.
>>34701253What should i say?
>>34701259>just google itI’m aware what Amber smells like, I’m just trying to cross reference if femanons have the same or different thoughts on it
>>34701259You fail to realize that an irl relationship is sort of out of the question for most people, you shouldn't put every single person on the same measuring scale and be mean to the ones you decide aren't making the mark. An online relationship to some is what an irl relationship is to most. >you have no way to verifyvideo calls don't exist? or just having trust in the person?
>>34701254I thought that was code for "I suspect you also have a tumblr"
>>34701262If a woman is complimenting you in public she is flirting
>>34701248stand close to them, and speak to them whenever you can. Be "bubbly".
>>34701262It wasn’t actual advice, it’s a cursed bit meant for those who truly know ball. which you do not it seems
>>34701260Actually, it's working just as intended. The elite want atomization and depopulation.
>>34701269I mean this nicely, you are delusional.
>>34701258Did you bang? She sounds hot
>>34701265Google how 50s housewives dress lmao theres no chance im going to wear those outfits in public, or ever. Im 19 not 51
>>34701248>How to signal to men that i am open to being approached in public ??I'd have to somehow know for sure that I'm not going to make you uncomfortable
>>34701276And you are privileged and incapable of seeing any perspective that you don't share.Also no one who actually means well starts things off with "I mean this nicely"
>>34701278they look good.stop hating & ageism, sis.
menwhy do some of you say that you are attracted to femcels when by definition they arent desirable? whats your psychology
WomenDo you regret hookups?
>>34701277No, I just made up a woman because I thought it would be funny to play on that amber is also a female name.
>>34701278You vill vear the pyramid bra
>>34701284Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>34701271ntaReally?Whenever I ask atoga they say "Damn, can't a woman just compliment someone without it being flirting"
>>34701270BingoHere is a rat as a reward
>>34701248you cant, modern men have prey mentality and if they see a clean oasis in the middle of the forest they will think its poisoned and refuse to drink from it
>>34701284She looks like a hobbit from a 2000s lotr game
>>34701278I'm saying wear a damn midi skirt not a girdle and bullet bra come on use your common sense. You'll get way more attention in a cute mid length dress you'd wear to a picnic than in something slutty. I guess it's been a while since the whole "sundress" thing but it still rings true. I'm talking like 3x the attention it always works for me. Some of it is going to be men older than your dad but they'll carry your groceries or give you free shit just for giving them the time of day.
>>34701289NTAThe rare chance I get a compliment, I just stone-wall them with ".. okay".M btw.
>>34701286There is no chance men genuinely find that appealing. Plus i dont think my outfits are the issue, i have super cute outfits!!
>>34701271God, I hate being autistic. I wanna be fucking normal
>>34701288Why? Was he unskilled?
>>34701283Femcels are different than incels, they only perceive themselves as undesirable. Meanwhile incels are like that involuntarily. If you look at picrel you'll realize that most of these femcels have been charged with crimes that require a partner.
>>34701260Combination of things.First and foremost the small number of men who actively benefit from patriarchal norms were easily able to rally a large enough cohort of men who don't benefit from it to socially combat it on their behalf.Next, it was difficult for good faith proponents of feminism to realize just how much they were overestimating the cognitive level of the average person. They were in echo chambers, not necessarily even in a bad way, but it let them believe they were trying to reason with or convince a group with an 8+ grade reading level, they didn't realize that most people are clinically retarded and were 9 steps behind where they were trying to meet them at. Last, there are the annoying ones that are just unlikable or too overtly man hating. This isn't really that big of a problem in and of itself, but that first group I mentioned was able to easily elevate literally like 5 women as easy targets to rally against as the posterchilds of 'feminism'. Believe it or not, you never would have heard about anita sarkeesian and she wouldn't have even the tiny amount of influence she has today if you all hadn't sperged out about her 10 years ago. It wouldn't even surprise me to find out that one of the intial men was behind over-funding the original kickstarter knowing it would piss people off. Probably epstein did it.
>>34701293Midi skirts are so unflattering, would you settle for mini skirt BUT black tights underneath?
>>34701292
MenHave you ever had a woman look at you like this?
>>34701295There's actually a 50s housewife fetish. But yeah, most zoomers are into goths and such.
>>34701297YES !! It was terrible !! Plus i think it being a hookup was what made it bad. Sex without intimacy or romance just feels odd. Im never going to do it again
>>34701301Kek
>>34701302MNever.> FeelsAwfulMan.png
>>34701280I get that you were overly defensive because the other anon riled you first but I'm not saying anything provoking, you are being provoked by your own negative interpretation of what I'm saying.You sound naive. That's not a negative judgment it's an impartial observation. I don't know you but based on the way you're reacting it feels like denial. Like how I didn't want to accept that it's impossible to be a good relationship partner if you're not actively working on your depression.
>>34701301...would
>>34701302Never
MenWhat is your opinion on the porn industry?Most porn stars are from broken homes, no parents, addicts, no education, taught to believe that men want whores, taught to believe porn is (((empowering))) by the (((producers)))
>>34701307Being aware of common negative stereotypes doesn’t equate to me projecting, this is a cope on your behalf, you didn't bring up some niche thing about online relationships, you brought up the most standard well known argument/ false belief against it, anyone would expect someone to argue back against it.
>>34701304The one hook up I had the girl tried to do some type of furry roleplay. I had to finish myself off because I was so weirded out.
>>34701302https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDi3ZYxWbo
women are you excited for season 2 of cyberpunk?
>>34701300>unflattering Do you not have a very defined waist? Or are you short/tall? If they hit at the widest point of your calf it's unflattering. Otherwise I think that's a you thing they're universally flattering so long as you're picking the right cut and it fits you. >tightsDo you want to look like you're stuck in 2010 or get clocked as trans?
>tfw you've grown wise enough to recognize your self-hatred as a manifestation of narcissism, adding another reason to hate yourself
>>34701302Yeah, wasn't attraction but she found me interesting.
>>34701310I think it sucks
>>34701312Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery
>>34701310It's a trashy industry. There's worse stuff in the world - I have nothing against erotic content existing, at least in principle. But the realities of that world don't surprise me at all, it's basically the same exploitative mindset that the entire entertainment industry has dialed up to 11.
>>34701311I brought up the usual argument because it's the usual argument for a reason. Clearly you're not ready for this conversation. You'll learn. Sorry you have to do it the hard way.
>>34701322Belittling someone doesn’t make you right it just makes you an asshole
>>34701320Even if you're into it surely you have enough theory of mind to know that most people think furries are fucking weird, right?
>>34701316Midi skirts are not flattering as a silhouette, i cant wear boots with them because it looks weird and i cant wear sneakers because it looks weird too. Midi as a dress length is just very awkward. And duh the 2010 tumblr look is so back
>>34701310I don't support it but I can only have so much sympathy for the women when they're willingly sell their bodies for money. If it cuts down on prostitution, I'd rather have porn. Ultimately when you have dudes not getting laid consistently, what do you expect?
>>34701312Honestly if a girl I was hooking up with did some impromptu furry roleplay I'd lean into it and play along
Sundresses are hot though
MenDoes her past really matter?
>>34701325>not flattering as a silhouette Again that's a you thing. That's a personal opinion. And what happened to sandals? It's July why are you trying to wear boots?>2010 tumblr look is so back You're asking how to attract men not other 20 something year old women though. And it shouldn't be back. The zoomers brought back so much tacky garbage that should have stayed dead.
>>34701310MI think the porn industry is an evil, terrible thing 2D porn is better and it's more ethical
>>34701330Yes
>>34701329Men always say this but I swear none of them actually know what a sundress is/could describe it if asked
>>34701330Yeah but it's not so much the bodies as much as what comes along with that
>>34701330Yes, yes it fucking does.
>2010 tumblrIs that just hipster garb?
>>34701323I am right though. And also an asshole in your opinion. Like I said you'll figure it out eventually.
>>34701336What are we confusing them for?
>>34701342Do you think of a sundress of being long or short
>>34701343How are we defining long, past the knees?
>>34701343Nta but sundresses can be any length?
>>347013302023cute face
>>34701330With her I think that she does porn or has had sex with a lot of guys is the least of her problems. The problem is the drug abuse and that she's probably not going to live past 27.
>>347013332d porn is evil too
>>34701330Porn stars are like professional athletes, you have to make as much money as you can before your body gives out.
>>34701336why do women always belittle us for loving anything?
I like really milky pale women, what countries should I look at?
>>34701352Go where the snow is.
>>34701352pakistan
>>34701352Ireland, Scotland, and the baltics
>>34701340have you ever been in an online relationship? if not then you have no say in this.
>>34701352South Africa
>>34701351Tribalism.Happens with anything, really.
>>34701357Attempts have been made. I don't think you can get to know someone well enough to be in a real relationship without developing it in person. Someone who's never had an irl relationship and is terminally online might be able to convince themselves that they are, but there are too many layers of separation online.
Men, would you have an online relationship if it was your only option?
Would you let your daughter(s) go camping alone?
What happens when you get bored of talking to your relationship partner?
>>34701362Only if she's still having her physical needs met
MenDo you have any Trans Men friends?
>>34701365poorly worded i think anon
>>34701352Czech for TALLsIreland/Scotland for RedheadsScandi for blondesWell, from what I gathered from old posts.
>>34701366>almost all dudesDo you think any called her Ellen?
>>34701366Trans men always end up looking like stunted little androgynous jews. Very odd.
>>34701364You need to experience new things, or it’s over
Would you use the "going into games" machine?
>>34701366No. Not because I have anything against them, but the idea that the vast majority have ever interacted with a trans person is ridiculous. I think I've encountered 2 in my entire life.
>>34701310I don't believe there's any ethical way to support the pornography industry and think that people who see hardcore pornography as a form of sexual liberation or something innocuous to scratch an itch have been thoroughly duped.
>>34701366I dated one, but she wasn't on hormones so theres a very big asterisk
>>34701373(The going into games machine is lucid dreaming)(Yes I've used it many times)
>>34701315A little. The first season is a perfect story, doubt they’ll be able to match it
>>34701363Like a teenager? Depends on her general level of responsibility and how much she knows about camping plus the scope of what she wants to do.
>>34701379Did it smell bad like that guy said?
>>34701362Yes. I just want to feel like I'm important to someone I like.
>>34701382I've only lucid dreamed and groped NPCs in Ocarina of Time but it didn't smell bad
>>34701367I think anon worded that exactly how he meant to
>>34701368Where do you find this phenotype? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/92/80/7d/92807dda43aad3394a1ce36f142fb78b.jpg
AllWhat do you want out of your relationship? What do you want your partner to be like?
>>34701373MMaybe?
>>34701386oh....
>>34701384well now i know youre lying because there is no way malon doesnt REEKatoga poster phenotype
>>34701367How?
>>34701366... Emma Dumont is the doing the same thing now.:/
>>34701394i didnt realize it was a cuck thing shame on you cuckoid.
I don’t know if you remember me, but things suck at the moment.
>>34701388emotional safety, and a true partnership>him
>>34701396thats only gonna make him harder
>>34701399>emotional safety,what does this mean
>>34701393Well it was the bombchu bowling alley girl. City folk
>>34701397Oh what happened
>>34701397Of course we remember you! Now go to GIOYC where this shit belongs
>>34701388A woman to do half the housework and pay half the rent and maybe we'd have sex like every two weeks but be mysteries to each other.
>>34701396I meant the opposite of that. Like if she could use a vibrator that I control through an app
>>34701397Why?
>>34701401The psychological state of being able to show up as your authentic self without fear of judgment, ridicule, or retaliation.
>>34701388I want constant sex, cuddling, fun, and good conversation. I want her to:>have tits size D or higher>have cute face>have no heroin or fentanyl addiction>be flirty>play pickleball>have no more than one tattoo, preferably small
>>34701387Oh, you want the "snow white" type, but busty.Kinda like Bettie Page, but modern.
>>34701410>have tits size D or higherWhy are men obsessed with tits
>>34701412Dayumm
I could be friends with someone for years and we could get along great and then the moment I feel the slightest flicker of a connection with them I'll say something as innocuous as "good night anon" and the next time I see them I can already sense the subtle hesitation and discomfort. Like I can't even just enjoy someone's company without them sensing I'm a desperate freak subsisting off of crumbs of their attention.
>>34701362I guess, yeah. Would want to make it an irl one eventually though
>>34701388FFeel safe, enjoy life and have fun.Kind, fun, a little dorky
>>34701412Tits are literally there for men to be obsessed with them.>b-but muh nursingThey're predominantly subcutaneous fat which babies have no use for.Also it's fun to squeeze them and suck them and put my dick in between them.
>>34701362No.
>>34701388what's the source, OP?
>>34701411I should've specified that I'm not the original anon. But i meant the colouring, not her build.
>>34701415Why do you have to make things weird and destroy a relationship just because your penis tingled once?
>>34701412Women, do you think Psyche is hot too? Or is this another Sydney Sweeney vs Sabrina Carpenter thing?
>>34701388>What do you want out of your relationship? To hold me accountable and have high expectations on me. >What do you want your partner to be like?Someone I can look up to with respect and adoration.
>>34701408>>34701403Depression is such a bullshit lame excuse for everything, but after several months of doing good I’m finally doing bad again. I’m getting addicted to the internet again after a nearly four month clean slate. I fucking hate SSRIs dude, I want to get off them but it’s hard when you’ve been on them for as long as I have, and have forgotten to take one occasionally as I have.So yeah, I do take meds. And meds are horrible.
>>34701345Nta, it can. I’m sure anon is a guy and don’t actually know anything about clothes
>>34701388M>What do you want out of your relationship?Mutual respect, true love, communication, cooperation, a shared future, a family>What do you want your partner to be like?Honest, loyal, creative, resourceful, clever, cute
>>34701415>the moment I feel the slightest flicker of a connection with them I'll say something as innocuous as "good night anon" and the next time I see them I can already sense the subtle hesitation and discomfort. Like I can't even just enjoy someone's company without them sensing I'm a desperate freak subsisting off of crumbs of their attention.There's no way they can tell by something that benign
>>34701431*autism intensifies*
>>34701395RIPIf only her mom wasn't a psycho.
>>34701412>how dare men look at what evolution intended them to like This is genuinely an argument for why we should repeal the 19th amendment because the misandrists care more about spite than their actual being and always vote against what men want instead of thinking about the good of the nation again out of spite and hatred of men.
>>34701412Because my genetics tell me to like them. I cant articulate why. I just do. The shape, the proportions, the way they move, idk. It's pure instinct.
>>34701433Sigh...
>>34701427I guess I'm lucky since i don't get any side effects aside from anorgasmia. Internet addiction is a constant struggle though. I used to deliberately keep my phone on low battery so I couldn't use it for very long.
>>34701429That’s nice, except for the family part
>>34701437Here's your quirky chungus millennial gf
>>34701438It’s definitely not a bad idea, but unfortunately I’ve seemingly tried everything.
I'm not mad men like boobs but it feels like so much of what they like in porn is exaggerated to the point that it becomes grotesque. I'm hoping it's a case of a loud minority and you're not all like that but my hopes aren't high.
>>34701440Yep, definitely a guy. This is exactly how me and the lads are.
I spent five minutes on /tv/ for the first time and months and I’m realizing that Moids really do deserve their total exile from society that’s coming to them. Holy fuck you really are all a pathetic and helpless bunch.
>>34701442Babe, you masturbate to Minotaurs.
>>34701440Thanks, Anon.
>>34701447Put us in the labour camps, mistress. Let us serve you
>>34701447Foids when no Chad:
>>34701442if it makes you feel any better, you dont need to like other peoples' tastes and in fact nobody ever asked you to
>>34701453Oh you know that stank somethin fierce.
>>34701448Gross noHuman face or no face at all no in betweenIf she's made of slime at least he wants something different if she's "human" but has grotesquely huge tits or lips or whatever he just has bad taste.
>>34701447You just need a solid dicking and you'll come around
>>34701458Are you saying that tiktok woman isn't really human?
>>34701422I don't want to make things weird. I want to spend more time with someone I like talking to and maybe become someone who's important to them. But what you've said is basically what I imagine they're thinking.
>>34701442How about we just enjoy what we want, you go jill off to werewolves, and you stop getting mad at us existing? K?
>>34701442>men like girls with big boobs and I find this disturbing What?
>>34701453I'm gonna say it.
>>34701447this bitch just opens random boards and seethes at shitposts bro thats hilarious hahahah
>>34701453Men like asses though. Even if that's exaggerated it being trendy to work out and grow your ass will be beneficial when they're older so, net positive.
>>34701469You’re not even going to realize how pathetic and hopeless you are until you’ve already had all your rights stripped away. And with what complete pussies all of you have become, it’s a matter of when, not if.
MenDid porn influence your choice in women?
>>34701471tell me which /tv/ post got you heated femanon, spill the tea
>>34701434yeeees dude especially since men, by contrast, are such well informed and rational voters
>>34701474>anon trying to expand his rage bait collection
>>34701473Other than liking shaved legs/pits I don't think so
WomenWhy do you like choking during sex?
>>34701473No, not really. I like all sorts of womens' bodies. The only thing that really matters is if she isn't actively ugly to me and if I like who she is/we gel well. I dont think men have as specific tastes as women.
>men when they see a real woman
>>34701461cartoon character proportions>>34701464>>34701465I really didn't think it was going to get this much mileage thanks guys Werewolves are gross and I was just sharing my opinion you don't have to care about it.>WhatExtreme fetishes make me uncomfortable. If you want them bigger than your head you're just being a greedy gooner.
>>34701471How did we become pussies?
>>34701473Yes, in that the women I like are an imaginary fantasy, the same way that porn is.
>>34701471i dont know if this was supposed to be hot but you type very hotly. please take away my rights
>>34701481I want the blue one...GIB
>>34701481Not hairy enough.
>>34701481Are these supposed to be things women see and judge themselves over, or are women imagining that men would think about this if they saw those women? Because I assure you no men care about those things.
>>34701482>cartoon character proportionsHow is that feminist though? She's as real as we are. Would you say that about a guy with a huge dick?
>>34699619Tip for both M and F. Study what attachment styles are and for the love of God never get into something serious with an avoidant person.For the avoidants reading this: you are literal subhumans BTW
>>34701481you, too, Anon.where's the source?
>>34701482> Extreme fetishes make me uncomfortable. If you want them bigger than your head you're just being a greedy gooner.Liking large boobs is possibly the single most vanilla fetish out there beyond just being sexually attracted to females in general.
>>34701485>i dont know if this was supposed to be hot but you type very hotly.Ikr? It reads like a script for a femdom audio. She should start a patreon.
>>34701481Do women not think these two are hot? Sure, I don't like hairy pits, but I'm not kicking either of them out of bed.
>>34701483Women will say outwardly misandrist things TO YOUR FACE, and instead of sticking up for yourself and your fellow man you’ll take one look at her rack and say “uh yeah, you’re so right, fuck the patriarchy”. So fuck you. You have zero worth beyond cumming all over yourself.
>>34701481They do look good, the small boobs are a bit underwhelming though. Small boobs are good, no boobs at all is a problem.
Femanons, I would see the gap between us filled, I would heal the wounds of our estrangement.
>>34701500Okay now im like 80% sure this is a guy typing fetish content out. >You have zero worth beyond cumming all over yourself.i mean come the fuck on lmao
>>34701504there is in fact a gay guy who comes here pretending to be a woman to start shit pretty frequently. honestly would not doubt if he was a closeted tranny and wants people to call him a woman.
MenWould you save her?
>>34701500So you don't think we're mad enough at women? You want us to argue with you more?
>>34701504What did you expect? No woman with two brain cells comes here to rile up men to give her an opportunity to talk about her misandrist utopia fantasies. Ofc it's a man and he's playing with his sore penis the whole time.
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>>34701505It's buggery anon. He gets off to the thought of men getting used and abused. This is one of his methods to get fresh content for his jerk off sessions.
>>34701506I don't know who this is.If I tried to save her, she would probably kill herself more. I don't know what her problems were, but she would be like>omg only a person this low on the totem pole caresand kill herself just because of that and then it would be my fault.
>>34701506No. Genuinely no one should be dating if they have hardcore mental illnesses. Also, she wouldn't have even looked my way so theres that to consider too
>>34701506I don't think you can "fix" someone out of your league
>>34701506I couldn't, maybe my Chad brother could
>>34701500>Women will say outwardly misandrist things TO YOUR FACE, and instead of sticking up for yourself and your fellow man you’ll take one look at her rackYou just said something misandrist, so where's your rack?
Either Gender, would you be upset or flattered to discover a person of the opposite sex as you drew you naked?
>>34701524MDepends on what I think of her
Women Do you make strong eye contact with guys you aren't interested in?I'm utterly baffled. I got turned down by a female acquaintance of mine. This girl stares into my soul. Even more than a girlfriend I've had who specifically told me she loves my eyes and eye contact is her weakness.
>>34701524If it's for own keepsake, I guess that's "okay".If she's planning on selling/sharing it, HELL NO!
>>34701527go on
>>34701504>>34701505>>34701508Keep deluding yourselves, I won’t feel bad when you won’t even be allowed to work a fast food shift because “the patriarchy is over”.
>>34701530that's how women assert dominance so logically if they are into you then they DO NOT do it because sexually women are 100% submissive
Women, if your friend offered to share her boyfriend with you, would you accept?
>>34701475Objectively more so than women.
>>34701541No? I'm not interested in someone else's trash.
>34701521Who was it? I googled and didn't find anything recent at all.
>>34701299>small number of men who actively benefit from patriarchal norms were easily able to rally a large enough cohort of men who don't benefit from it to socially combat it on their behalf.Most of us men benefit from patriarchal norms. Just look at monogamous marriages for example, basically every man was guaranteed a mate. That's a stark contrast to the Paleolithic when only about 1/5 men reproduced.
>>34701521Must be embarrassing to get filmed with some fugly retard fucking you for a couple thousand dollars when girls like Belle Delphine set herself up for life by just teasing everyone for years in the comfort of her own home and even when she decided to go all out, she had made her bank and could just film her fantasies with her boyfriend.
>>34701544Trash? What if he's decent and hot?
>>34701532If my girlfriend or a girl I was dating and into showed me I'd be flattered and think it was hot/cute. Otherwise I'd probably think it was creepy. Maybe in the right context it'd work as a pickup line if she was trying to hit on me.
>>34701540I don't think that's trueSource: girlboss who tried and failed to get me to do what she wanted wouldn't look me in the eyes
>>34701556He's used goods. If I wanted a man, I'd just get my own.
>>34701500Why would I give a shit what a woman says? Nothing she says means anything because I could just kill her if I wanted to.
>>34701557>If my girlfriend or a girl I was datingwhats the difference >. Otherwise I'd probably think it was creepy.what if she drew u hotter than u were
>>3470152MDepends purely on if that person themselves is attractive and what they’re using it for. If for self-gratification, awesome. Anything else? At best bizarre, at worst extremely creepy.
It’s not even a meme anymore, it’s like I’m genuinely fucked in the head
>>34701566>whats the differenceIf we're still getting to know each other on early dates, we're not boyfriend/girlfriend. Also that has nothing to do with sex.>what if she drew u hotter than u wereWouldn't matter, in fact if she drew it in a cartoony style I'd think it was cute. More than anything I think it depends who she is to me. If I liked her even as a friend I'd probably like it, and if she was a total stranger I'd probably dislike it.
>>34701579are u insecure about what you look like naked orsomething
>>34701566How do I know that she drew me naked? Did she show me the drawing? Am I just standing there in the drawing or doing something?
>>34701574>It’s not even a meme anymore, it’s like I’m genuinely fucked in the headWelcome to 4chan
>>34701586youre sitting/standing like you would in public but just simply unclothed, i guess the size of your penis would be pure estimate unless you wear clothes that show your imprint >How do I know that she drew me naked?good question.. i havent thought that far
>>34701583No, a total stranger drawing me (specifically me - not just a random drawing of a naked guy because she looked at me sitting next to her on the bus and started thinking about naked men and felt inspired to draw) naked just seems weird.
>>34701587We are 4chan.
>>34701593whys it weird,
>>34701511I think you would be happier not being here.
>>34701587I would say the moral of today’s story is never accidentally miss a day of Lexapro. Or better yet, just never take Lexapro period. Big pharma really is pure evil.
>>34701541Share how? I’m more interested in her than him
>>34701600I guess like the other anon got at, it depends on how I know about it. If she hands me the drawing it's obviously weird, if I just find out without her intending it (like she drops it as she's sketching it and I happen to see it) I'd still think it was weird but would just shrug it off.
So what do you guys think? Sex with strawberries?
>>34701618Leave the poor strawberries alone you weirdo.
>>34701618Hollywood meme. Trite and derivative at this point.
>>34701530Yes. I sometimes give guys a smile too, it takes so little to cheer them up.
>>34701614She makes him available to you for sex and dates but you don't like become a throuple or something. But if you want she can join you for sex or watch you.
>>34701623Fem-Too-Gah
Man, just remembering the time I took a girl from my work on the back of my motorbike so we could go ice skating and then she spent 3 hours in the cold with me as I explained each of the anime stickers of my motorbike, after that I dropped her home and she said I should sleep at hers for the night because it was late and she didn’t want me riding my bike whilst I was tired.To which I responded “I’m not a pussy” and left.It was only like 9 months later I realised she wasn’t hanging out with me just for fun. But I had fun.
>>34701628autism is a curse
>>34701625Nah, reverse it and I’m interested
>>34701630Truly. It’s funny being a conventionally attractive but incredibly autistic man because all the autism just gets passed off as confidence.
>>34701632oh god not this cringe larp again
>>34701631Would you accept going out with both of them one to one to make her happy?
>>34701530NAG"Signs" don't mean shit, the only way to know if a girl likes you or not is to ask her out. I've been rejected by girls who spent the entire night staring at me, I've had long, fulfilling relationships with women who never texted at first, etc. If you like her, shoot your shot, and if she says no just move onto the next girl rather than wondering what went wrong.
Genders, what are your thoughts on sex selection with IVF?
>>34701644I’m not reading that
>>34701644Genetic/biological engineering will produce some insane marvels in the 21st century.
>>34701644my thought is that all spammers should get permabanned
>>34701592That's kinda boring, I was expecting more risque ideas>good question.. i havent thought that farDepends from what your objective is then
>>34701647
>>34701161Because I'm a switch, but I absolutely hate feet stuff, unless of course the roles are reversed
Any creative hobby enjoyers here? Do you ever go through phases where you look at your finished works and hate everything you see? I'm not talking burnout, I've been enjoying the process lately, but everything I finish looks like shit to me when it's done and it's starting to wear on me and make the whole thing less fun.
>>34701648>Depends from what your objective is theni guess romance like when two characters in a movie bump into each other in a funny conicidence and fall in love
>>34701653It's obvious you just crave the comfort of simpler times when you still had hope that you could lead a peaceful and joyful life. This is just how that manifest in your particular case. I'm 100% sure the obsession would go away completely if your life would actually become peaceful and joyful to the degree of your nostalgic longing. No amount of trying to push it away is going to make you not crave that sense of relief.
>>34701618I've fucked myself with vegetables and even I think that's weird.
>>34701654That's not going to happen, realistically if it's a guy you are already friends with and he knows you like to draw you could ask him "as a joke" if he is comfortable with being used as a character model.
>>34701614Does she know you're crushing on her?
>>34701657You also let your bf fuck you whilst watching gangbang porn, your opinion on any topic is irrelevant.
>>34701653Why will you delete?
>>34701658i think youre an outlier, most men would like to be drawn naked
>>34701661Watching porn with a partner during sex isn't weird.
How are real women supposed to compete with my onlyfans girls doing asmr on youtube?
>>34701664Yes it is and you know that.
>>34701665I can suck dick and show my love is genuine.
>>34701644>Genders, what are your thoughts on sex selection with IVF?I mean, I don't want feminists having boys either. Would (You) want to be her son? It's better for everyone this way.
>>34701665>OMG YOU MUST COMPETE WITH DEMONS FOR THIS WORTHLESS JOKE OF A MAN lol
>>34701666No, it's not. You're certainly not an expert in this topic and you know it.
>>34701662It’s such a humiliating shameful thing about myself
>>34701661Wtf? Did she really?
>>34701671Ever wonder why no matter how many hours of therapy you attend, no matter how hard you work on self love and self acceptance, you simply can't fully get rid of that feeling of shame and disgust that keeps creeping in? This is why. Because you keep doing shameful and disgusting things. It's not some left over trauma from your childhood you need to overcome, it's because you keep rolling in filth and then wonder why you feel dirty and trying to tell yourself that being dirty is natural and human and that the issue isn't being dirty, you just have to ignore how it makes you feel and gaslight yourself with "speaking kindly to and about yourself".
>>34701661And because you're a massive loser who will spam ahit over and over unless called out, no there was no gangbang porn. I said we watched some threesome stuff at most and you decided to lie about it via embellishment like with everything else you lie about.
>>34701672NTA. Who cares that you masturbated to some dude from 2012? You think 2012 Christina Hendricks doesn't live rent free in our heads sometimes? At least you're not getting off to the type of shit JH and Neuro would.
>>34701673Yes. She doesn't even like it, she just goes with it because saying no would ruin the illusion that she's his perfect little sex slave that's down for everything, so fun and adventurous!
I just wanna die, I'm so tired of living and making mistakes and being at rock bottom
>>34701680Which femanon is that?
>>34701678We both know it was weird stuff. Maybe not gangbang but harem because that's his fantasy. It also doesn't really matter because watching any porn whilst having sex is disgusting.
>>34701682Are you serious? Obviously JH.
>>34701681In my experience, if you keep going, you'll eventually find brighter shores.
>>34701684I didn't think her bf had cuck tendencies
>>34701677Is that projection or just copypasta?>>34701680You're pathetic. Lying about something that was discussed literally last thread. Anybody can go click the link to the previous thread and search "gangbang" to see the only two mentions of that are you making this up, and then later you fantasizing about pedophilia in response to me saying I was a teacher. And yes, we all know that was also you.
>>34701689Oh that's the latinx guy
>>34701683It was threesome stuff because we're a throuple. Are you stupid? The person I was actually talking to in that thread understood that. And if you're some prude who hates all porn, your opinion matters even less.
>>34701665Post recs
>>34701687I wrongly assumed it would be gangbang porn because that's her fetish but I quickly realized my mistake because when they fuck it's obviously going to be all about his fetishes and it's not enough for him to fuck two girls, he also has to have harem porn playing in the background just to be able to get it up. >>34701689>later you fantasizing about pedophilia in response to me saying I was a teacherWeird, nobody talked about that. Interesting that you made that connection.
>>34701690What defines him is his constant obsession with spamming misleading links and his inability to do math to calculate how old someone is after knowing their birth month and year. And whenever you call him out on it he hides in embarrassment.
>>34701644MI was raised by a feminist mom and I have a lot of self hate issues. I think she's doing the right thing
>>34701668>It's better for everyone this way.Perhaps except for the adults who will be forced to deal with a mass of prodigy "prodigious" daughters. I suppose me and others will be close to retirement then, though.
>>34701694She's not going to fuck you bro.
JH, please blast BV instead. She's the main porn hater and bigot around here.
>>34701693>making more stuff up when you've literally gone through the trouble of cutting out and making an image of the actual conversationHow are you this stupid?>Weird, nobody talked about thatYou are the one in the last thread who brought up gangbangs two out of two times it was mentioned the whole thread. That was the context you brought it up a second time. Again, anyone can click the link in the OP of this thread to check the last one and see how gross you are.
>>34701701Just because you think everyone that thinks you're disgusting is the same person doesn't make it true. I know it's hard for you to accept that there's a whole bunch of people that all find you very gross but it's true.
>>34701698AI will probably rule everything by then
How /fit/ do I need to be before trying to get a goth gf? I just got a year long gym membership.
>>34701703Someone making up pedophile fantasies and interjecting while I'm having a conversation ITT doesn't make me disgusting, it makes them an awful creep. We know it was you because you type the same way everytime you do that. And then you run and hide the moment that people start chiming in saying you're annoying and gross.
>>34701707You and I both know the truth and you're the one that has to live with that every day. It sounds exhausting, I hope you find a way out of this.
>>34701708I accept your concession. I'll see you next time I talk about my relationship in any way, where you'll latch onto literally anything I share and lie about it to try and make it negative. I hope you find more meaning in life than doing that, it's a sad existence.
*mansplains while manspreading*
How are moids not ashamed of watching grown ass women pretending to be little girls?
>>34701710I will continue to call you out on doing horrible things, yes. It's my duty to not pretend this is fine and no problem. That's how we got here in the first place.
>>34701712Because my gf and I ddlg.
>>34701712The only vtuber I watch has tuge hitties
>>34701714>horrible things>watching pornLike I said, you'll latch onto anything to try and make it negative. I've never been able to tell someone to "get a life" so genuinely.
>>34701712Because it plays into it being widely acceptable and something to not be ashamed about because if women pander to their pedofile ass needs (idk about this creator but I’ve seen some shit) then they can be absolved of guilt by saying “women make x content and say it’s okay” …without realising that half of it it’s due to making a bag and the other half is due to being told forever that being over 30 is being a hag
>>34701715Pedo
>>34701706>How /fit/ do I need to be before trying to get a goth gf? I just got a year long gym membership.Aren't twinks more their thing?
>>34701715What do you get out of a woman being on a diaper, I’m half hating but I also want to know what is it that gets you off on someone acting like a toddler?
>>34701722As a goth woman you can ask any of us and we’ll say Peter Steele or Alex the terrible are the top 2 anyone else will have a sad twink death
>>34701717You saying it's not horrible doesn't make it not horrible. I won't give up because one day you might stop lying to yourself. There's people itt way worse than you, that much is true. But those are lost causes, you're still trying to at least get things right, I won't just stand by and watch you get dragged back down by this man that claims to love you and then treats you like that. No matter how much you think this is good for you and he means well and you consent and this is what you want. These two aren't good for you and you know it. They don't love you, they keep making you do things you're not comfortable with and it will accumulate and make you feel very heavy and miserable. You'll resent them so immensely if you ever do get pregnant because the stark contrast of their behavior compared to the absolute pure innocence of a newborn will clash so hard that it will make you want to puke. And he won't even care. He'll want to cum on your tits, fuck your ass and continue to make you watch horrible movies just because it makes his dick hard right after you put the baby to sleep and you'll hate him with a passion but you'll be stuck now because your options will be to become a single mom or to just go with it and you know you'll never forgive yourself for making your child grow up without a father to look up to just because you fell for their mind tricks of telling you this is normal and fun and no problem. It's not too late but it's getting very close to being too late.
>>34701725So muscular is the way to go?
>>34701727>makes up more shitYou can't pretend to be prescient or altruistic in your spam at this point. You're an annoying, embarrassing creep who spends more time talking about my life than reflecting on your own. Get your shit together.
>>34701712How are grown ass women not ashamed pretending to be little girls?
>>34701725>Alex the terribleBruh, he's like the opposite of a twink
>>34701730Yes and no, you just need to not be an asdhoke and be leftie. Goths are already leftie as fuck but if you want the hottest girls you’ll have to look fit the guys I see in metal events that have girls buying drinks are muscular
>>34701735So was Peter Steele. You should practice your reading comprehension.
>>34701735> anyone else will have a sad twink deathYes that’s my point all the other popular celebs are twinks that look hot for like 5 years unless you are the vocalist of HIM level pretty
>>34701734Because men pay for it, so it's men's fault.You see, women are never at fault for anything ever.
>>34701735On that note I’d sell a kidney to be loved by Alex the terrible >t. Goth
>>34701736Cool, thank you.
>>34701739>Because men pay for itThat's a pretty solid argument though. It IS weird and embarrassing that the market for vtubers is as big as it is.
>>34701742Drug dealers are also not at fault because junkies buy drugs. Their fault for creating a market.
>>34701741Alex the terrible used to look like this btw there’s hope anon
>>34701743Nta but it's obviously the fault of both sides perpetuating each other's bullshit.
>>34701743If men didn’t need to wank to children old ladies would the the vtuber characters lol
>>34701748But honestly prosecuting drug dealers is pretty dumb, it's the junkies fault that they exist.Same with tobacco. I don't understand why we impose restrictions on them. It's the smoker's fault.
>>34701727Bro. Lol.
>>34701750I got one better, pursue the industry lobbyists that want people to be addicted. So… most politicians that are kids in the eipstein island include just for the fun of it the Germans that allowed homeless kids to stay with pedophiles in the late 90s and we have MAYBE the start of a solution. You are equating paraphilia to addiction and you almost have it there, start with hating the source of the paraphilia and extend that to the normalisation of child abuse … or live in denial lol
>>34701754Nah but they're just catering to a market. Buyers are at fault, never sellers.But in all honesty, women support anything where other women benefit, even if it's to the total detriment of men. They hate you and want you dead.
>>34701473>Armpit picrel>Did porn influence your choice in womenThe opposite, my choice in women influence my choices in porn
>>34701756Lol, women are hopelessly cock addicted
>>34701743I can understand there being a demand for drugs more than a demand for vtubers.
>>34701756The Nile is a river in Egypt and you are drowning
>>34701758Yeah? They still support anything and everything that harms men. These are not incompatible.
>>34701632ntaToo true brother, its a curse>>34701628>I responded “I’m not a pussy” and left.Kinda based though
>Ex tells me that I am among the top 5% of attractive menThe adult equivalent of my mom calling me cool.
GenderShould it be socially acceptable to self-harm and self-destruct?
>>34701765F it’s only socially acceptable if you are still attractive whilst doing it
>>34701765F. No. Mental health is understood well enough to conclude that self-destructive behaviors are often the product of imbalances that don't need to be as permanent as their untreated consequences. The only exception I can see making sense is when we're talking about terminally ill individuals.
>>34701765f, no
>>34701763Your personality must suck balls then>>34701765MProbably not but you also shouldn't go telling chicks with cut up arms that they're uggo
This explains why the anti pedo thread I love women
>>34701768>>34701765i have done that but only because of my impulsivity now i need 3 straumann implants
>>34701769imbalances in happiness and satisfaction cant be treated by prescribing some drug cocktail
State genderDo you believe in God and that Jesus is his son?
>>34701779im atheist
>>34701779F, paganHate the abrahamic god but Jesus is fine.
>>34701779F You can’t convince me to believe in abrahamic gods when earlier religions were just re written to appease the masses and keep them retarded
>>34701782is that why you blaspheme him withblack magic
>>34701783>>34701782This is true tho Jesus was a chill guy even if he’d get killed in an ICE camp these days
>>34701779f, yes
>>34701784>pagans >black magic NTA but everything is black magic to you lot at least hate properly
>>34701787nta but paganism for sure is black magic
>>34701787>worship false folk god>***making sacrifices***
>>34701789You drink the blood of a dude and “flesh” and spent half the dark ages making human sacrifices in the name of “witch-hunting” AND the earlier bible is pro endorsed rape of slaves and the chill pagans that are the vegans of religion on the side of buddhists are “black magic” pfff
>>34701720>I saw Toy Story 5 a couple weeks ago and thought it was a really sweet movie.Why did you delete?
>>34701792Nta but black magic and religion is the same thing, just that one is dedicated to god and the other to satan. Of course they are going to have the same elements. What do you think why black mass is just an inversion of the catholic mass?
>>34701792buddhism and hinduism are the worst religions in terms of danger. they have fallen seraphim and other angelic realm level demons we dont know about. Christians are and can be vegan too its called fasting,jesus kept a 40 day fast with no food at all and no water or little water. The eucharist is a metaphor,the gods you sacrifice to aree no different than moloch.
>>34701779MNo
>>34701795Okay I’ll level with you, I would never worship a God that would send someone to an eternal lake of fire to be burned forever for the simple fact of nonbelief when that belief is dictated by place of birth something that only that god can control. Also the kids being killed in eipstein islands and the child farms in Brazil by televangelist John of “god” if he’s all so powerful why does he allow it and if he’s all so caring where was he? The answer is that he was in the same place as the rapes and murders of the Old Testament. This is not on Jesus tho I still maintain he’s a chill guy
>>34701797> reading comprehension 0I meant that pagans tend to be the “harm none” folks of the magic diaspora
>>34701797>the Eucharist is a metaphorThe Eucharist is NOT a metaphor to a lot of followers
>>34701799>I would never worship a God that would send someone to an eternal lake of fireThis is why the Jews are the superior abrahamic religion
>>34701800when you pray to a different god you pray to satan by definition. do you know what satan means?
>>34701799Those aren't the works of god, those are the results of him having given humans the freedom of choice and them choosing satan with that freedom they were given. God allows evil to persist, yes. Not because he thinks it's good or because he has no power over it but precisely because he loves us and wants us to have the choice to chose him because we want to and not because it's the only option we have. There's always going to be bad apples everywhere, even in church, probably especially in church because that's where satan would want to cause the most destruction and loss of trust and faith since that's where those turn to that seek him. This is why you see the pope giving the green light to bless homosexuals and such atrocities. There's going to be attempts at infiltration at the highest levels. Demons are insanely wise and intelligent, they know exactly how to make people throw God's invitation into the trash. That's why you see them revealing their dastardly doings so blatantly, like with the epstein files, they know that instead of seeking God's guidance and help in such times, people will instead spit on God for allowing things like this to happen, that's why they can't help themselves but always let something slip to let the whole world see what they are up to.
>>34701803The Jews suck the dick of a child whilst cutting its penis absolutely not yall are weird too
>>34701804Satan was first mentioned in the bible as a bastardised adaptation of Adapa and the Food of Life where it was mistranslated and churned. That myth is from dated around 1400 BCE Christians these days would call Jesus a Marxist commie. >>34701807And that’s what I’m last going to say you can continue sucking televangelist maga dick
Couple years ago I had a seizure. And ever since then I've been bad at video games, stammer on certain words, and overly sensitive to light and noise. Upside is I cum almost twice as hard.State gender. Would you accept this trade?
>>34701813f, ew no
>>34701813F. If you're happy, sure.
I wanna dance with her with my hands on her hips to some cheesy song
>>34701813M. Doesn't sound worth it to me. Would you accept that trade if you got a re-do?
>>34701768How do you make self-harm attractive?
>>34701816That's not a thing that happens anymore, is it?
>>34701818You don’t, I don’t endorse it I’m saying is socially acceptable as long as you are hot. Drinking a lot and having fun as a coping strategy is cool if you are hot, if you aren’t then you are a loser that parties too much. Perception.
>>34701818like the twink from tokyo ghoul
>>34701817No, I wouldn't. It's also possible there's other issues that've yet to fully manifest.
Women would you sentence an official to death for taking $325m in bribes?
>>34701822Imagine the twink from Tokyo ghoul was fat and ugly no one would find it “inspirational”
>>34701819Who says?
>>34701825Nah, freezing assets and complete cut off would be better closing all bank accounts until they can’t feed their families. Kind of what trump is doing to any judge that goes against him.
>>34701825No, it's not on me to decide who gets to live or die.
>>34701828I don't know; I'm asking.
>>34701820And you agree with that's how it should be?
>>34701828He lives in a bubble where it’s all anger and sadness anon I just did that with my husband like a week ago
If you became a vegetable, would you want your significant other to spend the rest of their life looking after you?
>>34701833> I don’t endorse itIntelligence has always followed you but you keep fucking running
>>34701835No, I'd want them to ea-- oh, you mean THAT type of vegetable ha ha.
>>34701835F Kill me Women in care get abused and raped often just end me
>>34701832It is for me>>34701834And her
>>34701839> reading comprehension of a fart It’s not over for me despite of how much you want to pull people down with you
>>34701836Sorry, I got confused by the post replying to the original question. Which now that you've pointed it out, I notice technically didn't give an answer to the original question.
>>34701839>>34701844That's good. You should definitely go dance with that girl then.
>>34701835FPut me in a home and move on.
>>34701835f, vegetables don't have souls, so no
>>34701825Freeze their assets and financially bleed them dry, plus long prison sentence.
>>34701838How would you feel if I stole you from your place of care and posed and took photos of you in compromising positions and basically just used you like a doll
>>34701853You will die old and alone, probably in a one bedroom apartment or less. Known as that creepy old man
>>34701854I won't be alone though. I'll have you.
Thoughts on making an anti-religious country where instead of forcing women to wear boring shit that covers them up, they are forced to wear hyper sexualized clothes and outfits?
>>34701856Do you niggas think about anything else
>>34701855Nope, DNR is a beauty to behold. Your parents think you are a disappointment and most people from your high school think you are weird, if you went to university people use you as a point of reference “it could be worse at least I’m not anon”
>>34701857Nah LOL it’s this with extra steps ( nationalism / Christianity so they do it underground instead so they can have that type of woman and a “pure” wife) but it’s always them fucking something
>>34701859You will be my sleeping beauty <3
is it cheating if I go on a date with a cute girl while I have a gf?mind you its a first date so sex is unlikely
>>34701857Human males are more insect than mammal, their only purpose is to nut and/or complete whatever objective that their nut instincts predict will result in nutting. After they've nutted they lose their will to live for several minutes (like drones who drop dead or spiders who climb into the female's mouth) before they push through so they can start planning their next nut.
>>34701857Not now.>>34701868This anon gets it, I should be hooked up to a continuous nutting machine.
>>34701867Your gf should go on a date with a hot guy
>>34701867It's at least emotional cheating.
>>34701868So like those mice rat things that live 24 hrs to fuck then they die lok
>>34701868Women if your bf nutted and rolled over and went to sleep would you stab him
>>34701877>then they dieNo, I need to sex several times a day for decades.
Where has she run off to?
>>34701881Your contributions to humanity equal those of a rat fucking 24h then dying
>>34701884Just like most people, that's fine.
>>34701881Masturbator's perspective, men get sex fatigue the moment they realize it involves physical exertion and their partner wants an orgasm
>>34701888I only ever knew one women who was able to keep up with me.
>>34701879I'd bug him until he fucked me.
>>34701892How do you think he came...?
>>34701894By fucking me a little. It's not over until we're both happy.
>>34701897>fucking me a littleThen he was a weak man.
Women, what's your boyfriend like?
>>34701876Is emotional cheating a legit thing or was it made up by psychologists
>>34701899Oblivious, he doesn't know we're dating
>>34701892you animal
>>34701902What if she tears his testicles off?
>>34701900You're never going to have a good relationship, or probably any romantic relationship at all, so it doesn't matter for you.
>>34701898In this hypothetical, yeh he's weak. My actual bf lasts too long if anything.
>>34701902>20 to 40 times in a dayOh fuck, that sounds hot.But I guess lions don't fuck as long?Like, I don't know if I could cum 40 times in 24 hours, that'd be once ever 30 minutes. 20 times, once about ever hour, does sound reasonable if I REALLY wanted it to happen.
>>34701902Any guy who I have sex with must know me well enough to understand what he signed up for.
>>34701427Yeah I understand the frustration with ssris. I'm glad I'm only on welbutrin rn and it's actually working at a stimulant but I think I need a stronger one now because I'm back to edging caffeine. But I'm also getting restless at night though, so I'm not entirely sure I can have a stronger one. I'm sorry you're feeling like you failed yourself. I don't really see you that way, for as much as I can see.
>>34701911Like not actually cumming, thus ruining the whole thing for him?
>>34701879No, but I will stare into him until he wakes back up again to finish what he started.
>>34701784You don't automatically practice black magic just because you don't identify with one specific desert cult.
>>34701913I make a bf cum every time. Unless he has ED and only wants to fuck my feet, then I literally couldn't help him.
>>34701917>only wants to fuck my feetEw, I hope you shamed him in public for it.
>>34701779I thought they were the same schizo.Isn't there a third schizo too.
>>34701918That was the least of my complaints when we broke up, honestly.
>>34701022Nope
>>34701917>maybe anon doesn't have feet
Does this look infected?
>>34701917>I make a bf cum every time.That's a good girl.
How likely is it that someone will try to steal away my short, unemployed, schizophrenic boyfriend? What are his dating prospects if we broke up?
>>34701927you made the mistake of raising his status so he's already stacy-bait
>>34701926Oh fuck you.
>>34701856You don't need to force them if you make matriarchal society on an island in the equator. Force men to be covered and policed severely. Women would relax and go nude.
>>34701927well you can never be too careful, i recommend hiring another woman to seduce him in dms until he meets with her to cheat on you, then have her completely destroy his self esteem so he realizes how lucky he is to have you and doesnt think of leaving anymore
>>34701932HAHAAAA
>>34701904damn that's harsh you asshole. Not an answer. Please don't at me again
>>34701927Gurl...
>>34701927My boyfriend is tall, employed, and neurotypical and he said I was the only one who messaged him back on the apps
>>34701939thats because getting men is like fish in a barrel but some of the fish are infested with parasites and cant be eaten without dying
>>34701924Yeah
>>34701927Why would you date him in the first place. Are you gutter trash?
>>34701924I cant see it. Tell Ai the symptoms and show them a clear picture of it.
one time i boosted my (ex) gfs self esteem and in the end she left melesson learned. if a girl is insecure keep her that way so shes yours forever.
Men, is it a good reason that women shouldn't date you if you hate yourself? What are women going to do if you won't go to therapy or take an ssri?
If i have 2 gfs which one am i cheating on if i fuck my favourite gf
>>34701957If you're monogamous, then the answer is both.
>>34701957If it's a poly relationship, you're not? But you are showing too much favoritism. I dont understand poly relationships.
>>34701955You probably didn't, she probably went full retard and regrets it or who knows.
>>34701957You're cheating yourself out of a 3rd
>>34701962truke
She's so kind
how do hookups work?
>>34701966its when you go fishing and you accidentally hook the other person's hook
The only way out is through.
>>34701955I was insecure so I was never happy with any guy until my bf made me feel happy and safe and now we are married and I love him and made him banana bread
My friends genuinely don’t give a shit about my life they can’t even be bothered to pretend it’s just so strange how can you constantly be talking about yourself
>>34701959If it's an ethical poly relationship, you've told both about each other and gotten both of their consent. If it's unethical poly, you are cheating no matter what you do.But you're showing favoritism by calling one "your favorite", which is only ethical if you have established a heirarchy. But also the community knows that heirarchical arrangements are inherently unethical.It's really not that complicated to treat partners equally if you can.
>>34701971Do you continuously whine about having a bad life?
>>34701971Have you tried telling them to quit fucking around
>confidence is a non-negotiable requirement to get laid>have not confidence due to no prior success with women>can't have any success to increase your confidence because you have none in the first place>no point in trying as rejection is guaranteed due to no confidence, only lowering confidence even furtherHow do I escape the trap? Prostitutes don't count. Of course my buddies who have three FWBs on rotation find it piss easy to get even more women, havign their confidence boosted nonstop and being flush with positive reference experiences with women.
>>34701972I'm not the original anon that posted about his 2 gfs, I was the one that was trying answer but also was confused about how that works.
>>34701931It may seem silly, but actually a bit of a concern. I know there are toxic women who do this, just wondering if his other traits may hold more weight.>>34701935That's too abusive even for me. I have secretly gone through his phone multiple times and found nothing. >>34701939I see. My bf got two other dates over the multiple years he had the apps, and none progressed past the first few dates+no sex. He is facially handsome so I have considered that a risk.Maybe I should worry less. >>34701945I love short guys, I'm controlling, and I'm open-minded. He's a very chill schizophrenic also.Do I suck? Kind of, but only on an intimate personal level.
>>34701977Fake it till you make it
I have to die
>>34701979>It may seem silly, but actually a bit of a concern. I know there are toxic women who do this, just wondering if his other traits may hold more weight.nope, that's how it goes. low status foid fucks low status moid. that moid is now in the top percentile and becomes high status, every other woman on the planet wakes up and takes note. I don't claim to understand the mechanism, that's just how it works.
>>34701980How the fuck do you fake confidence in something you have no experience in?I can get up on a stage hungover and do a presentation purely out of my ass in front of 200 people, but larping as Chad is beyond me.
WomenWould it be over for you if people read your private messages on your phone?
>>34701978I was explaining it for both of you, because I could. If everyone consents then it's ok. If anybody doesn't consent, or revokes consent before the action, and you don't end your relationship or tell them it is not negotiable, then you are being unethical.
Hear ye hear ye the breeding sow has spoken
>>34701990No.
And theres the whole thing about how women can alledgedly tell if your're fake and hate it, which renders the whole thing pointless.
>>34701990I don't think so. I'd probably be judged, though.
>>34701989You know how you act, so just don't act like that. When you're about to be overly servile, just don't do it. When you're about to apologize over nothing, just don't. etc. The less you say the better. You don't need to larp as chad. Just don't do the things you'd do out of insecurity
Right now, you body is primed for pregnancy.
>>34702007Actually, that's in a few days.
women if you accidentally got pregnant with your bf would you keep the baby
>>34702009Definitely. It would only be an accident in timing; we have decided we want a child for sure.
How could you disrespect such a nice woman like that? Kill yourself.
>>34702019Wtf did I do
Men, do you even remember that heaven is a classless, stateless, moneyless society? Or do you like that we live in hell on purpose?
>>34702007Actually I got my uterus removed
What’s it like taking a pregnancy test?
>>34702029you piss on it and you wait
>>34702029Men can also pee on a stick and wait.
>>34702032Oop, not that one. This one.
>>34702032>>34702033I’m so fertile I could pee on this and get it pregnant
any advice on how to hook up with an arthoe, nerdy girls, alt girls?
>>34702039Be cool
>>34701903If he can't have his balls yanked on, he's not ready to get a woman pregnant.
>>34701902>JH when her man is exhausted after a sex marathon and needs to rest
>>34702002I normally don't do any of those things.But knowing that someone is basically shining a light in your face and carefully scrutinizing you for the smallest insecurity makes me extremely insecure. There is no better way to be insecure than trying not to be insecure at any cost.Unfortunately, any showing of insecurity will result in either rejecton or being demoted to Beta provider aka "relationship material, lets take it slow tee hee"
>>34702039learn about what they like and be able to hold a genuine conversation about it
>>34702041I think its kind of cute. It also means foids don't get to seethe about muh labour pains - as they say, shared pain is halved.
>>34702044I WISH I had as much stamina as him.
>>34702052are you skinny?
>>34702054No, I'm average, probably leaning towards chubby.
>>34702027I don't like it, but what do you want me to do about it? Evil men won already.
>>34702039You have to be yourself and yourself have to be someone who got their shit together and is cool
Gm Should I eat today?
>>34701990No. But it would show nudes from a lot of women
I am very sad
>>34702074There there, anon
>>34702074Why sad?
>>34702063>who got their shit together and is coolah fuck
>>34702082That cat is too cute, he made me smile like a retard
Should I begin Dark Aura farming and enter a villain arc, or lifemaxx through whimsy-coded reinvention?
>>34699619Not sure why I want to share this here, but I read a book about the history of women's sexuality, and it contained an interesting anecdote>during medieval period, women's sexual satisfaction was considered necessary for procreation>therefore, unsatisfied wives were expected to visit a nunnery>and overgo a treatment, in which the nun would cover their finger in honey and finger the wife
>>34702082Who cares
>>34702054>>34702056Ass too enormous. Decreasess mobility.
>>34702090Are you sure you weren't just reading a porn novel?
Women, how often do you get eaten out?
>>34702088second option, no competition
>>34702098thankfully never
I miss her
>>34702088>Dark Aura farming and enter a villain arfor me having hate as a motivation gets pretty tiring, and i usually forget about it after a few weeks, but then again i'm a laid back guyso go with the 2nd option
curiosity isn't a virtue
>>34702098
>>34702095Has anyone actually seen her real face or real ass? How does she have an army of retarded simps here when she hasn't shown anything?
>>34702108what is happening?
>>34702098Too much
>>34702103Do you ever get orgasms?
>>34702110people often prefer to fill in the blanks with their own fantasies than actually know the truth
>>34702110Because most guys here are virgins who get zero female attention
>>34702113yeah, whenever I want to, which is rarely
>>34702104I don't!
I need a job
Going for a shover and a shave
>>34702119Same
I don’t really understand what I’m supposed to be doing here anymore. Fuck this job
In the Name of Jesus Christ, Our Lord and God, we ask Thee to render all spirits impotent, paralyzed and ineffective in attempting to take revenge against anyone of the members of ATOGA, our families, friends, communities, those who pray for us and their family members, or anyone associated with us and for whom the posters here pray. We ask Thee to bind all evil spirits, all powers in the air, the water, the ground, the fire, under ground, or wherever they exercise their powers, any satanic forces in nature and any and all emissaries of the satanic headquarters. We ask Thee to bind by Thy Precious Blood all of the attributes, aspects and characteristics, interactions, communications and deceitful games of the evil spirits. We ask Thee to break any and all bonds, ties and attachments in the Name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.
>>34702124What ARE you doing anyway?
If I call him a pathetic loser who's still under his parents thumb, will it help him to finally grow a spine or will it just one-shot his remaining confidence
>>34702126dillydallying
>>34701779MYeah.
bros/sisif you're someone who got too pretty comfortable being single for a very long time (basically no gf ever since) and get annoyed if someone chats with you every day (from friends to someone who has a little interest in you)how would you know if you're "in-love"? also how would you deal with something if sometimes you get horny and want someone to cuddle (i usually just jerk off, but being lonely makes me yearn for physical contact, and back then I did hire prostitutes, but got scammed big time recently and will probably never do it again)but anyway, i think maybe i just don't connect with people that much if we don't have the same interests, but then again, most of my interactions recently are from dating apps
>>34702127Are you the girl whose bf broke up with her because his parents said so? Regardless, I bet the latter is more likely than the former.
>>34702130how does one get scammed by a prostitute?
>>34701779FNot really, but I'm not an atheist either.
>>34702110People talking to me doesn't make them simps. I'd assume the weirdos who constantly bring me up when I'm not even here don't count as simps either, right?Also, when it comes to pics, setting a hard line that they're never going to happen feels like it helped move past that "post tits" phase of being indoctrinated into this namefag stuff.
>>34702127I don't think he'll care because he fucking knows
>>34702127no, just move on
>>34702039have drugs or be on a grant board
>>34702136this who in their right mind thinks the issue with people not doing what they should be doing is that nobody has told them yet and they don't know what they should be doing
>>34702133by being a fucking retarddon't know why i did it willingly
>>34702133Nta>book her for 1 hour>she kicks you out after 15 mins or 20 mins right after you cum
>>34702131I wouldn't call him a bf but yeah, I thought so. I just really wanna get it out of my system desu
>>34702128What would you rather be doing seems like a sweet gig
>>34702127shan't be renting
>>34702119same, I'm gonna see if I can get a job at the postal office
His family said I look really young but I’m the same age as him. Why are they making fun of my appearance?
>>34702141yeah but what was the scam >>34702142I mean, would you want to just sit on the bed next to her and marinate in your post nut clarity shame for another 45mins?
>>34702159How old?
>>34702159they meant your acne makes you look like a teenager
>>34702153Wdym?
>>34702159btw, your name is poochan, short for shampoo-chan now
>>3470216326>>34702165I don’t have acne
>>34702167Poochan sounds like a traditional Hindu name
>>34702168Just take it as a compliment
>>34702159they hate you I thought we solved that already
>>34702168then your chubbiness or flat chest, just basically something about you isn't very adult coded
Is drinking apple cider vinegar actually helpful for anything?
>>34702127Depends on if he has any will left.
>>34702170possible
>>34702174It'll make you burp like crazy and possibly give you a tummy ache
>>34702174yeah, for teaching you to just use it as a dressing instead like a normal person
>>34702180Gross lol
Why do Europeans love paperwork and red tape and bureaucracy so much. What is wrong with their heads
>>34702130You probably wouldn't and have no ability to bond deeply with humans.
>>34702181I'm a boring cook and I don't think I've used it as anything but an ingredient in chicken salad for like five years now
>>34702183it's called law and order, you wouldn't get it
>>34702182What did you expect?
>>34702187ok, and? make some cucumber or carrot salad, put some on tuna salad, make a greek salad, make caprese saladyou can just use it instead of any other vinegar
What do you cook a man who is very hungry?
>>34702187NTA, it's very convenient for adding some tang to some stir fries.
>>34702193potatoes, steak and a big green salad obviously
>>34702193Just get him McDonald's, so he doesn't have to pretend to like your shitty cooking.
I see faces everywhere
>>34702200spoopy
>>34702193Anything with pasta and cheese. It always pleases.
>>34702193his fave food
Did you know there is an alternative to Plan B called Ella?
Women have interesting shapes.
>>34702193Something quick and easy.
>>34702206Yes
>>34702208Like what
Today I will: take my gender affirming steroids blame everything on the Jews???profit
>>34702206there's probably like three hundred different brand names
>>34702206There's generic versions of basically every drug
>>34702193Pot roast with rice is one of my favorite comfort foods.
we’re in love I wish the world would leave us alone
>>34702212huh?
>>34702211Depends entirely on what ingredients you have available and your personal repertoire.I would just make myself a sandwich because I'm a terrible cook.
>>34702221People are GIOYCing in the ATOGA thread
>>34702215Rice is disgusting
>>34702226opinion of someone who's mom was a bad cook
What has to get fucked up in a man's head for him to pursue electrical engineering
>>34702228>mom was a bad cookMany such cases.
>>34702229there's nothing wrong with that
>>34702226it's just a grain brothe rice you've had was disgusting because it was of poor quality and was cooked by someone who can't cook
I love redheads
>>34702229Sounds like an interesting and relevant discipline.
>>34702231>>34702232Jeff was a notorious foodie
>>34702229idk, you need to be a certain kind of autist to do that
>>34702235makes sense
עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
>>34702235No that was Anthony Bourdain
Half of the women on dating apps have a prompt that says “make me laugh”
>>34702240that's illegal in this neighborhood
I wish I was a little older
>>34702235it is a peculiarity of your demographic that you prefer slop to foodmost people who have the opportunity to eat well do so by default
>>34702243so? ignore them, the point of a relationship isn't entertainment
>>34702229if you're a thirdie or asian then it's because of parents and engr. title
>>34702243dating apps are an invention of paimon to steal your soul
>>34702245Haven't we already done this song before?
>>34702252anon has the same playlist on shuffle
>>34702248What's the point of a relationship?
>>34702255Coomin
>>34702255to inspire each other and hold each other accountable
you look so peaceful when you're sleeping :)
>>34702258I understand now why I've never worked hard on trying to get a relationship.
I bought the bank.
Metro coomin make it coom
>>34702243Every sane person will tell you dating apps are a bad idea in 2026.>Then how do I meet single women?Literally any other way.
I hate most chips because I hate the mouthfeel
>>34702262yeah, the relationships based on "entertain me, jester" usually don't last very long
Why do men have such high libidos?
Why do I like building shit so much
>>34702271we live in the end times, where satan rules
>>34702271Testosterone if you get on it you'll be rabidly horny too
>>34702272it's creative and gives you a sense of accomplishment
>>34702267NTAYou don't want to do this anon, now he's just gonna whine about how cold approaching doesn't work and he doesn't want to make friends, he just wants a girlfriend to fall from the sky.
>>34702272it's fun! :DI liked building castles with my legos as a kid
>>34702272I don't
I wish I had arms like that...
>>34702271testosterone makes you very angry and horny and men have 10x more than women or something
>>34702275What Balds the man also fuels him.
>>34702281shoulda joined NATO
>>34702277That’s an awful lot of projection
>>34702229All it takes is autism.
My life is an anime
>>34702287I'm basing it off of conversations I've had in these threads before.>Dating apps are bad stop using them>OH SO YOU WANT ME TO COLD APPROACH WOMEN EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD ME IT WAS BAD!>No, cold approaching is also bad. What you should focus on is meeting new people and building friendships over everything else>FUCK THAT, WHY SHOULD I DO THAT WHEN I'M NOT GURANTEED A FREE GIRLFRIEND
>>34702243>probably taller than you>probably planning my next trip>probably won't text first>obvious long ass AI bio nobody will read>if you're MAGA swipe left>swipe left if you're shorter than me>nonchalant men swipe left>if you look like *insert obscure actor/singer* swipe right>not active here, add me on IG
>>34702292Where can I watch it?
>>34702296The circus
I'm a bottom of the barrel bitch if I've ever seen one and not even I would sink so low as to make a dating app. It makes me shudder to think what kind of people go there.
>>34702293why don't you try what always worked for the human race and meet people through your social net
>>34702300>I'm a bottom of the barrel bitch if I've ever seen oneHello ma'am
>>34702301Meeting people through atoga is no good.
>>34702293I want a girlfriend. I want a healthy and beneficial relationship. I understand it’s not always easy to find but my frustration is also valid.
>>34702308dating apps are the last place you'd ever find that, they could be considered consuming porn at this point
Du bist gut genug <3
>>34702306Yeah
>>34702311nah, not even close
>>34702293>>34702301This advice isn't applicable anymore in 2026. It worked for our parents, but definitely not for the younger generation. Also, every bitch is online these days and bitches are always walking around with their phone in their hands.
>>34702315and? why the hell would you want to date any of those always walking around with their phone in their hand?
>>34702271Why do women have such low libidos unless they are literally like 20 years old and going to college. away from their parents for the very first time?
>>34702317being horny is very cringe and embarrassing
I have a high libido but she gets sore if we go more than twice. What do we do?
Dicken booty
>>34702321cut your dick off
Anyone know the bodyguard's name and number?
>>34702315it is, you are just chronically online and think everyone else is too
Women, would you be impressed with my self taught dev ops skills?
>>34702322get off german tiktok
Where are some good places to do volunteering in new york shitty
>>34702327I don’t know what that is, so no
>>34702329idk, ask the local church, homeless shelter or foster agency
>>34702325You're retarded to tell men to completely throw away one of their options of meeting females. Dating apps aren't great because of foid hypergamy but it's not like it will be better if you try to meet bitches elsewhere, all of whom are online as well, unless you're literally travelling to Africa to meet some tribe bitches kek
>>34702329Why would you want to do that
>>34701388>Lifelong partnership, kids, good times and lots of mindblowing sex>like my #1 husbando in looks and personality, plus a big attractive dong (barely fits in my throat) and obsessed with giving pleasure and using my body
>>34702327depends on what you're using them for
>>34702335don't reply to me incel-kun
>>34701363If we were in a white ethnostate, yes. In today's third world shitholes? No. Not without an aggressive dog and a gun, at least.
>>34701388I would cum in her pussy over and over and get her pregnant
>>34702337more like>carousel >wall>cats
>>34702340She'll still get killed in a White majority countryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Bodom_murders
>>34702336Get to help people + maybe make some friends
State genderDo you want to ride this?
>>34702346FI don't like extreme roller coasters, and that makes me nervous.
>>34702344More like lake Sodom haha
>>34702343Cope. Still have my v card, still getting carded for alcohol, have a pedigree show dog that I intend to breed as I retire rich and young. And I've just found a man who fits the partner requirements. Shit's cash.
>>34702321Maybe masturbate? >>34702295>>34702243I gotta be honest I just put "Im a femcel and I beat my men" down and landed the perfect man somehow. More women should follow in my footsteps and be hot and say outrageous unhinged shit for attention.>>34702233Thanks>>34702229Is it that bad? I dont know much about the discipline.
>>34702348This is the fourth tallest roller coaster in the world. When I rode it, I was sucking in my stomach on the lift hill trying to get one more click on the lap bar.
>>34702229What’s wrong with it
>>34702346F, yeah.
>>34702344>oh yeah well what about those freak occurrences from that 0.001% of the white population>i swear it's just as dangerous as the niggers and muslims who rape 30000 white girls and the 1000 black on white murders per annum
>>34702229Autism. My dad's an electrical engineer and very autistic.He used to take us on meandering drives just so we could drive past substations he thought were interesting.I remember one time he drove us past a particularly big one and was in reverent silence as he passed it by. He turned around to me and my sister and just said >POWER!after we'd passed it. The man loves power.
How can I have so few expenses and still be spending this much money
>>34702363Your dad sounds very based.
>>34702355Okay yeah fuck that.>>34702359Imagine getting this pissy about someone posting a Wikipedia page.
>>34702319It is embarrassing, especially for us males.
>>34702364expensive tastes
>>34702356>>34702363>>34702290>>34702238
I’m never gonna love again
>>34702364You must not be budgeting or are refusing to not blow money on something specific
>>34702369Would you ride it for $50?
>>34702370then stop doing that
>>34702374Why not?
>>34702366He is. I think "POWER!" to myself pretty much every time I see a substation.
>>34702376No.
>>34702375nta but this is literally me
Women is getting ejaculated into humiliating and someone you'd never admit?
>>34702350let me just guesspitbull?
>>34702382$200?
>>34702383*bops you on the head one million times with a rolled up newspaper*
>>34702384Why would that be humiliating? You watch too much porn.
>>34702380Some people just aren’t meant to find happiness and I’m one of them
>>34702389Why doe
>>34702389What happened the last time?
I dont have anything nihilistic, racist or misogynistic to say :(
>>34702378Can't.
>>34702396Say something schizophrenic
>>34702387deserved
>>34702397you're like these obese people with a mobility scooter that say they can't stop stuffing their face with tubs of frosting
>>34702339I accept your concession.
>>34702396That is a lie
I ordered toothbrushes that have horsehair bristles instead of plastic ones. This is going to be gross, isn't it?
>>34702403Yes, women exist and cause sexual suffering.
>>34702412tubs of frosting exist yet there's people that don't agonize over not buying one and wolfing it down ok a daily basis
Either genderHow do you deal with career burnout?
>>34702293>What you should focus on is meeting new people and building friendships over everything elseLots of people get it pumped into their heads that pursuing relationships with friends or people within their hobbies is disrespectful or manipulative.
>>34702416I take that as god telling me it's time for a new chapter.
>>34702416Kill myself
>>34702414Please translate for the retarded male brain. I can't comprehend your last two posts.
>>34702417because it is if that's your main reason to pursue a hobby or a friendship
People tell me a lot of shit I do is disrespectful and manipulative but I do it anyway because I'm not a pussy bitch.
>>34702421the fact that temptation exist is no excuse for you to give yourself to it with no restrictions and label it as notmal and healthy and the more you come up with such copes and give in to the temptation and feed that vice, the stronger it will grow until it dominates you entirely and turns you into it's subservient slave to do whatever it tells you to do which is an extremely embarrassing and cringe way to live your life
>>34702416Get fired, spiral into depression, run out of savings, >>34702420
Men, how big is it?
>>34702428how's that working out for you so far?
>>34702429Well, thanks for explaining. I don't live my life in a sexual way (unlike women).
>>34702433>Can'tsure
>>34702431EVERGREEN
>>34702432Pretty good
>>34702436The attraction is there. Doesn't mean I immediately start growing it to 6.5" >>34702431 and jerking it and debasing myself publicly when a woman is nearby...
>>34702440almost believed you there for a second
Women, why call yourself straight when you're more attracted to women?
>>347024316.5"x5"
>>34702442You don't have to
>>34702441as long as it makes you feel embarrassed, it's too intense and disordered and needs to be put on a tighter leash
>>34702428Just a bitch?
>>34702446no I don't, the issue here is that you don't believe it either but you're so used to lying that it doesn't even register to you anymore
>>34702447It's not intense at all. Just persistent and annoying.
I started the band
>>34702431huuuuuge
>>34702453if it makes you feel embarrassed, that's your sign that it needs to be toned down further and surely not increased in any way, like watching porn or masturbating or fantasizing about physical intimacy
egyptians have suspiciously big noses
>>34702458>fantasizing about physical intimacyThere are those who find vulnerable people and groom them into killing themselves. This won't go the way you were hoping.
>>34702459stop noticing
>>34702452Lotta words but no>>34702450Nah
>>34702460what?
>>34702464You're an internet troll.
>>34702465for telling you to not increase your libido unnecessarily if your libido makes you feel ashamed? ok
>>34702460I want to groom neet incels into suicide.
>A student pilot successfully landed a small plane after her instructor told her "you know what to do," grabbed his cell phone, opened the cockpit door, and leapt to his death.Damn now thats a creative suicide. Gender do you have any similar ideas?
>>34702468f, no, I'm not a selfish asshole
>>34702468That's badass
>>34702468That is a truly evil thing to do to someone, and I'm glad he's dead and in hell now.
>>34702468That's a horrifying position to put a student in.
>>34702468Moids can't even be trusted to kill themselves the right way
Dutch people, I'm planning to visit your country next year. I heard there's a berry flavored soda you guys drink. I want to try it. Do you know what I'm talking about, and do you like it?
Is Christianity the answer?
>>34702478What is the right way then ms suicide expert
>>34702477>you know what to doseems like he trusted her to land the plane on her own
>>34702479not dutch but do you mean lingonberry?
>>34702480Wasn't for me personally.
>>34702482Do it in private, don't leave a mess, ensure that it's a professional who finds you, not some boy coded>me me me epic explosion spectacleshit
>>34702480yes, but not the protestant versions
>>34702487Lame real men jump off buildings into highway traffic or leap in front of trains so their bodies fly down the platform and knock the other commuters of their feet like bowling pins.
>>34702480No, Judaism is.
>>34702483And apparently she did. (According to OPs greentext)But your first solo flight and landing is scary enough under normal circumstances (I imagine. I'm not a pilot.) without being unexpectedly put in that position after you just witnessed your instructor killing himself.
>>34702480Was for me. Catholicism specifically
>>34702485This is it. Fanta Cassis. A flavor that we don't have in America because blackcurrants were banned in America for decades.
>>34702487>ensure that it's a professional who finds youHow do I do this without compromising on the risk of getting interrupted and stopped?
Men, is this you?
>>34702480If it works for you, then yes
>>34702505Call the police tell them you're going to kill yourself and to send someone and then immediately hang up and shoot yourself
Women, I hope your bush is having a nice today
>>34702507I love Reddit
>>34702468nahit's barely possible to get in and out of the fucking things while they are stationarygo spin your car up to 80mph with your seat slammed as far forward as possible with the wheel jammed into your knees and try opening the door if you want some idea of how implausible this is. actually don't do that
>>34702502aha, well I like blackcurrent flavored things so it's probably yummy
>>34702510Can't risk calling the police before I've actually gone through with it.
>>347025072 out of whatever
>>34702507I joke about rape but I don't do the other stuff.
Wtf did he grab his cell phone?
>>34702515They can't be at your house in 5 seconds
>>34702507None except balding but thats basically a death sentence anyway
I softcore flirted with a moid today, I thought a guy was then suppose to ask me out by now .-.
>>34702513there's footage of a youtuber who did just that to go viral (and was arrested for it). He pretended that he was having an emergency and bailed out of the plane (regular doors, not a canopy)
>>34702423I feel like this kind of take mainly gets spouted from the type of people who think of a "relationship" strictly as an agreement to have sex on a regular basis. People have been conditioned to think it's a bad thing to develop feelings toward a friend, DEFINITIONALLY someone you like as a person and enjoy spending time with. Zoomer women will tell you it's disrespectful and zoomer men will tell you it's gay. At this point I'm convinced it's a psyop by dating app developers.
>>34702479Its not real or anything but the episcopal church has helped me lead a better life. Nice community.
>>34702520To call an ambulance once he lands retard
>>34702514I am eager to try it, along with regular orange Fanta, which I'm told is completely different in Europe from the American version. I'm mostly going overseas for the European theme parks, but I'm also looking forward to trying the sodas.
>>34702521The risk of me chickening out is too great.
>>34702526I said it is if trying to find someone that lets you stick your penis inside them is the main goal of pursuing these things learn to read
Bald men deserve to be wagie cucks. Bad genes.
>>34702529will you be going to europa park?
>>34702533I said>pursuing relationshipswhich you have interpreted as>finding someone that lets you stick your penis inside them
>>34702537because when you take a friendship to s romantic relationship, that's the main thing that changes
>>34702536Yes, we're starting in the Netherlands and hitting up parks as we drive into Germany, and Europa Park will be the last stop on our trip. I've never been outside the country before and I'm really looking forward to experiencing these parks for the first time.
>>34702524In 2026? Too risky. I flirt with like 4 women at work but I have no plans of ever asking them out because I actually need money.
>>34702540What a miserable way to think about love.
Moids, what would you prefer:>a blind woman>a woman with flat chest>an autistic woman
>>34702549The girl I have a crush on right now has a very flat chest
>>34702541nice, will you stay in the hotels at the park? because the extra hour before and after closing hours makes a huge differencealso, if you can, plan to not be there during german or swiss school break times, that way you can get very lucky and get almost no waiting times for rides and can do all the big rideswhich rides are you looking forward to the most?
>>34702549You make being flat chested sound like some sort of disability
>>34702549I like flat chests. Pretty easy choice.
>>34702555It is
>>34702549autistic and flat is fine
>>34702546what a miserable way to think about friendship that you don't already love them without them letting you stick your penis inside them
>>34702549Which one is into anal?
>>34702549the one that has the cutest face
>>34702549Blind. Most easy to rape.
>>34702549An autistic woman with a flat chest.
>>34702525I remember that retard now that you mention it
>>34702549Can I take all 3?
>>34702552>>34702557>>34702559HAHA caught the pedos
>>34702554We are planning to stay onsite yes, but not sure which yet. We plan to go in September of next year, in the later half of the month so hopefully everybody will be back in school. Of course I'm excited to get on the big rides like Voltron and Silver Star, but I've heard the pirates ride is amazing too, and I love cool dark rides like that. That's also why I'm really excited to visit Efteling on the same trip.
Cannot stand autistic women
>>34702569you heard it here first girlsA small chest means you're a child
Fingering a woman would heal me.
Is it ok to ask out a girl who is working? I’ve had a couple nice interactions with a new employee at my LGS and I find her very attractive. I think I have a shot but maybe I’m just a retard mistaking customer service for something more. I found her instagram and I’m fairly certain she’s single too
>>34702573The Australian government unironically thinks this for the record.
>>34702576Yes, go for it. Actually, customer service girls are best for it because they always have to be polite to clients. So you can practice talking to girls.
>>34702579what?
Zoomers, is 30 and 25 an acceptable age gap, or am I a pedophile?
>>34702583Sounds alright
I had to cut contact with basically my entire friend group because it stopped aligning with what I consider to be the bare minimum moral behaviour. My conscience is mostly clean over it, I think it is for the best, the main regret being that I didn't do it earlier because for a time having friends was convenient for me and helped me get through a hard mental health time.However now I feel like I have to start from scratch and having no friends feels like a weird red flag even if I can explain it away.
>>34702560>the singular difference in how I treat my friends and how I treat my partner is that I have sex with the latterThe zoomer mind is an enigma to me.
>>34702583If you don't have your birthday on the same week it is jail for you I am afraid
Why do so many 25 year olds act like they’re 17
>>34702581The story years ago was that they banned girls with small breasts from being in porn or something. I don't know if that ever actually happened or was enforced, but it was a story for a while.
Where have you gone again, my sweet?
>>34702570if you love dark rides, you definitely need to go on the Eurosat, if you can fit it in, Wodan (fully wooden build) and Euro-Mir are great too (and this is one of the last opportunities to ride it, they'll take it down in 2028)have fun, I hope you have a great trip
>>34702468I'm so glad misogynist men are deciding to kill themselves. But she should sue his estate.
>>34702591Nigga 50 year olds act 17. Tons of people are just retarded and immature.
>>34702580This is like those free-to-play online games that secretly makes the opponents of your first couple of game bots to hook you by letting you win. You get absolutely destroyed when you run up against real players in your third game.
>>34702586what were they doing that you didnt agree with?
>>34702586>stopped aligning with what I consider to be the bare minimum moral behaviourDid they not have a problem with gay people and were supportive of transexuals?
>>34702595What in this story indicates that he's a misogynist of all things?
>>34702592that is crazy
>>34702594Thanks, I'm really looking forward to Wodan too. We'll have two full days there so hopefully we'll have time to do everything we want. It looks like such a charming place so I'm glad we'll be able to take our time with it. It's still over a year away, but it's just such a big trip that I want to get it all planned out now so it all goes smoothly, but I think it's going to be awesome.
>>34702609it's more likely that they banned skinny flat short girls from putting on little girl coded outfits and basically producing jailbait-adjacent content but ofc anon is a sensational drama queen and also a pedo and has to make his outrage sound reasonable
>>34702601The guy was cheating on the 2 girls with each other. Which I would (and to some extent do) normally only have a problem with the guy, but the 2 girls knew and were scheming to try and subversively get rid of the other one, including trying to get me to convince the other that THEY were the real girlfriend and not the side chick.Yes, I only had 3 friends, sue me I'm an autistic 4chan retard.
>>34702597got to learn somehow
>>34702591more fun + feels familiar
>>34702613NTASo you were basically a side character in School Days. I can see why you dumped your friends.
>>34702610yeah, two days is plenty, especially with the extra hours and it's not hugewhat other parks will you do? I've only ever went to disney land paris but I like Europa Park infinitely better
Girls, would you make out with your sister if both your boyfriends wanted to see it?
>>34702613ok thats kinda crazy tbf... i hope you are able to find some more friends who dont do things like that <3
>>34702443I don’t call myself anything
>>34702619no wtf
>>34702549if she's fun to talk to and holds my hand then I'm indifferent to all of these qualities
>>34702613reasonable crashout
>>34702549all three, bonus points if she is on a wheelchair
>>34702615Please reconsider
>>34702619would you make out with your girlfriend's sister's boyfriend if both of them wanted to see it?
>>34702617I haven't seen that anime, but if it's the same as like archie comics then yeah, close enough.
My wrist hurts so damn bad
>>34702619No. We'd make them make out because that would be hotter
>>34702631What happened to it?
>>34702618So, our plan is to have two full says at the three main destination parks that really made me want to take the trip out, that's Efteling, Phantasialand, and Europa Park. But I figured that on the days where we're driving between these parks, we'll also spend a half day at a smaller park. So on the day we leave Phantasialand, we'll drive two hours to Plopsaland Germany, ride Expedition GeForce and whatever else we want, then drive two more hours to our Europa Park hotel. We'll also be able to take in Walibi Holland for some really cool looking coasters. All in all we'll get to experience five different parks on this trip.
>>34702631I prescribe you no masturbation for the rest of your life
>>34702586>>34702613Chad moments. Real Chad shit. Chad bags and tags another group of females.
>>34702635sounds great, I hope you update us during the trip
I amplify female voices by beating my shit to gay AO3 fanfics
>>34702640It's so exciting. I've never been outside of America before, but the whole family loves theme parks and I'm so excited that we're really going to do this thing. These awesome parks that I've heard great things about and have imagined visiting for so long, we're really going to do it, and take an epic theme park road trip through the Netherlands and Germany.
>>34702633Twisting it in ways it doesn't wanna go but I need it to be
>>34702643that's adorable, I hope everything goes exactly as planned is your family big on going to theme parks in the US already?
Having physical touch be my favorite love language sucks because everyone vomits when I touch my partners arm
>>34702644I appreciate you getting the exact angle I wanted for those ass pics
>>34702652we've been over this, keep your cuddling sessions to the bedroom
>>34702653No problem hope my giant dick and balls were in the frame too
Moids are breaking their wrists trying to flex for arm pics. That explains why we aren't getting any.
>>34702649Oh yeah, my dad loves roller coasters too. We've been to Dollywood, Carowinds, Busch Gardens Williamsburg, Six Flags Over Georgia, SeaWorld Orlando, and we went to Disney World for the first time in a long time last year. This year our big trip is down to Universal. We've been there before, but this will be our first time at their brand new park, Epic Universe. It looks so impressive and I'm really excited. Just a little over a month to go.
>>34702652Are you that repulsive
>>34702657your family sounds wholesome, it's nice to see families doing things together and having fun
My one regret is not having been taller
>>34702656how is that even possible
How do I get a netrunner Kiwi gf?
>>34702659Yeah, my mom can't really do a lot of the coasters since she gets sick on them, but she enjoys watching us have fun, and she can do the smaller rides. She really loved Toy Story Mania, the shooting ride. But yeah, I have an awesome family and I'm glad my parents like theme parks as much as I do so we can take these cool trips together.
>>34702652You already made it sis, don't let self-consciousness keep you from expressing your love. Nothing is worth being ashamed of if somebody loves you.
>>34702665Sounds like a typical atoga femanon.
>>34702656Your gimmick is getting stale.
I wanna share a cigarette with her
>>34702669Really?!
The beauty has started to fade. Everything, in truth, putrefies as we descend into entropy.
>>34702428So you're an asshole bitch? Aka a tranny?
Women, what time do you go to bed?
2 years into my undergrad and I'm already getting burned out on this fucking field. No way I'm doing this shit till I'm 65.
>>3470268122:00
>>34702681normally around 1am these days
>>34702683keep it together man
>>34702681In theory I should have a set schedule. I do not. I went to bed at like 6:30 am last night.
>>34702683should have been a lawyer
>>34702689What did you do all night?
>>34702681Whenever I want.
>>3470268110am
>>34702667I feel like it’s the 1800s, why are people mad if we hold hands?
I am ashamed to even go outside and be perceived
Is it okay to start dating someone you don't consider to have an attractive voice even if you are into hot voices?
>>34702694Some chores, some Minecraft, some nothing.
>>34702697I don't suppose you're the girl that sleeps upwards of 10 hours every day are you
Girls, would you be proud of your boyfriend if he was on a grand jury, and was able to convince the others not to indict someone for committing tax evasion even though it's obvious that he did? I hate taxes and I hope someday I get to do my part to keep someone out of prison for the "crime" of keeping his own money.
>>34702702Why? I dislike being perceived but only because if I am perceived it's possible for someone to want something from me.
>>34702705no I just have a bad habit of getting stuck watching live music performances on youtube, i should never go there past midnight
>>34702708Unless it's physically hurting another human or adjacent to it like stalking/abuse I'd also never vote guilty. You are admirable.
>>34702713I am mind bogglingly ugly and have an embarrassing figure. People see me closer to some weird gangly cockroach than a human.
>>34702717If there were more people like you, the world would be a much better place.
>>34702700Jealousy. Don't let them stop you sis.
>>34702708Did you actually do that though
>>34702713time for gym arc
>>34702723Grand juries are sworn to secrecy so no one could tell you one way or another.
How the hell did I lose 10 pounds in a month when I was 18 and never gained it back
>>34702718>an embarrassing figure?
>>34702708NAG but God I miss grand jury duty. One of the most interesting things I've ever participated in. Actually made me feel like I was part of a system that works how it's supposed to.
>>34702729Puberty you retard
>>34702718I mean this as encouragement. Nobody cares. Unless you're like burn victim ugly no one is even seeing you. They forget you 6 seconds after you leave their field of vision and that's a good thing.>>34702724???>>34702708I'm not gonna bake him a cake over it but it does get a "nice".
>>34702731Based. I hope you got the chance to nullify some cases where the government was persecuting people for non-crimes.
>>34702718The cyberpunk S2 girl looks like a cockroach and people seem to like her just fine. >>34701315
>>34702689>>34702696>>34702697Foids will be unemployed like this and then complain that hot tall male billionaires don't come to their financial rescue in an instant
>>34702703Sometimes a voice can grow on you. But why would you consider dating someone who's not attractive to you?
>>34702700because it's indecent and we made a huge mistake by loosing the rules around what can and can't be done in public and we're starting to realize that and course correcting
>>34702734>I mean this as encouragement. Nobody cares. Unless you're like burn victim ugly no one is even seeing you. They forget you 6 seconds after you leave their field of vision and that's a good thing.This is not true. I notice girls who look disgusting all the time. The last ugly girl had some weird skin rash on her throat.
I hope femanons with wolf cuts or pixie cuts are having a nice day.
>>34702745what is this? 2021?
Miguel MiguelMiguel Miguel
>>34702743Men offered their arms for women in the 1800s
>>34702740I'm employed. Part of the job is staying up until like 3 am to make sure she doesn't wake up confused and try to leave the house thinking she needs to go buy cigarettes. And the chores.Being a whiner is unattractive.
>>34702747weird, that was the name of my first bf
>>34702746They're the reason I survived covid
>>34702748for protection, not as a display of fondling each other in public
Women, would you fuck your bf in public?
>>34702750Does the Miguel song remind you of him?https://youtu.be/GARzm9SXbq0
Are zoomers really at the point where they think hand holding is too lewd, or is this guy just retarded?
>>34702753no, also not in private because bf's aren't for fucking
>>34702744You are an extra judgemental person because you hate yourself. People who don't hate themselves aren't like this. Your negative feelings towards yourself are so big they make you an asshole to others. Get yourself to therapy.
>>34702754not even a little bit
>>34702752Everything they did was an excuse to touch or to see some titties
>>34702759Well I love the Miguel song
>>34702752If you sincerely believe that lovers linking arms was something they did for practical reasons then that's the funniest shit I've ever read
>>34702730Bony, noodle thin arms and neck, clumsy and awkward movements. I look like I can be crushed like a pile of dried spaghetti >>34702734There are places I have to keep going back to
>>34702747Malena Morgan
>>34702760coomers existed at every time in human history, doesn't mean you should follow their example
>>34702766It is my human right and instinct to be an affectionate animal
>>34702757based
>>34702733I finished puberty before 18 I actually LOST muscle mass, shaved about an inch or a half off my arms.
>>34702763you try to walk on muddy cobble stones with your heels and huge floor length dress with no arm to hold on to and then come back to me
>>34702766>equating innocent physical affection with porn addiction and uncontrollable masturbation yngmi
>>34702749That's employment at least, even though multiple other people have to work more productive jobs in order for your salary to be paid
>>34702747Who the fuck is Miguel
>>34702768yeah, in private you dog
>>34702722Fair I don’t want to make people jealous but I also don’t care what they think
>>34702776See >>34702754
>>34702763Her idea of romance is living in separate houses and taking him out like a toy to look at for an ego boost every so often and then putting him back, she's a complete schizoid and autistic and you'd do best not to listen to her "advice".
>>34702777We do way worse in private
>>34702772NtaThe heels actually wouldn't have been an issue at all. They used to make heels actually wearable. And it's something she would have done all the time. Plus most people would have been on dirt paths not cobble. If she held his arm it was because she wanted an excuse to touch him. Now asking her to ford a river? You're trying to kill her.
>>34702781trips of truth have spoken, consider this conversation over
>>34702780Omg it’s Swiss? I feel bad that her baby daddy finds her too unappealing to touch in public
>>34702784She divorced him because he acted too human for her. Once her kids turn 18 she'll kick them out too.
>>34702772do you think people didn’t know how to walk back then ?
>>34702772All I'm saying is I don't think anyone back then was complaining about having an excuse to hang onto each other
>>34702783I’ll be getting front shots at home after holding hands at the pharmacy
>>34702775>more productiveSo what you think this dementia patient should be left to her own devices? She can't even feed herself dude. She NEEDS help/supervision and if they'd rather pay me than force her to quit smoking and put her in a home I'm not gonna complain.
Wtf are front shots
>>34702774Yeah that's kinda the theme of the thread this morning
>>34702793Missionary sex described by a funny person
Just came home from Patayya. $40 for a lady for a night was banging
why are women's push ups called that?
I'm so mad. You have no idea.
>>34702793The same thing as back shots but on the front
>>34702796>Just came home from Patayya. $40 for a ladyboy for a night was banging
>>34702799I have an inkling.
>>34702799what is blud mad about now
>>34702708tax evasion is based why would you do that
>>34702798Sexism, duh
>>34702798I thought it was called fat pushups
I'm so sweaty right now...
>>34702806I know them as women's push ups but I've seen people call them fat pushups
>>34702792Yes, of course, just know that large parts of society that you moan about have to be quite productive in terms of revenue generation for you to be able to earn a living through this
>>34702740Instant tranny whining kek
I want to watch the world cup on England
I need a chubby white woman. I have no questions at this time.
>>34702810Your perspective confuses me and leads me to believe you're kind of a shitty person.
>>34702793Iykyk>>34702795Thanks
I can only do 12 fat pushups even though I'm not fat
i just cooked 9 pieces of bacon in the microwave for lunch
The woke term is modified push-up
When is it cool to start farting around her
>>34702824>being technically accurate is woke now And people call the left brainwashed baka
fuck now I want bacon
>>34702815I'm also very confused by how female humanities collegegoers think the world works, or should work, and their boundless entitlement
>>34702826They always seem to beat me to the farting and shitting around each other part of the relationshipI'd say maybe a month or two in idk
>>34702828if u were my bf i couldve shared some of the bacon with you
>>34702832we barely know each other and we're going straight to sharing bacon? wow
>>34702832Is this how you catch a moid? Bait him with bacon?
>>34702824>>34702827I've also seen them called knee pushups. Modified pushup is kind of a shitty name since there's lots of ways to modify pushups.
>>34702826Sooner than you'd think. I'm of the opinion that if I had sex with someone I shouldn't be embarrassed to fart of piss in front of them, and vice versa.>>34702830Yeah you're just having a fit about something that has nothing to do with me or you're a dick who thinks this woman doesn't deserve care, good luck with that.
I'm not rocking hard enough
>>34702835yea, i'd even cook it properly on the stove just for you>>34702836men are simple creatures, i love them.
>>34702838>kind of a shitty nameI agree that it's non specific but I wouldn't call it shitty. It just requires more clarification. I agree that knee pushups is going to be the most universally recognizable though.
>>34702841wife material
Personally, I'd never let my wife into the washroom while I'm taking a shit, and I'd never go in while she's taking a shit.
>>34702816I've never heard anyone call them that. Only backshots
>>34702845I feel the same way. My ex-girlfriend was so fucking weird about this, always shitting with the door open and trying to get me to look in there and talk to her while she shat. Gross. No thanks.
>>34702845What are you so afraid will happen?
Why do women keep many men around?
>>34702845Same, absolutely disgusting. Also no farting or burping in front of each other seems like very basic decency.
>>34702845My ex used to sometimes send me really terrible selfies while he was shitting. I miss him.
>>34702740Lmao, mad that I'm earning more than you again, tranny?
>>34702839>you're a dick who thinks this woman doesn't deserve carePeople in general deserve care but still die under bridges
>>34702851Because a lot of us men are suckers who don't value our own time or money.
>>34702839NTA>Sooner than you'd think. I'm of the opinion that if I had sex with someone I shouldn't be embarrassed to fart of piss in front of them, and vice versa.Pretty much how I feel about this. Still being shy about your poop around someone you had sex with just strikes me as silly.
>>34702855Are you schizo or something? Make sense or go away lol.
do women that want to transition still desire a husband? or are they also lesbians?
>>34702857Vile creatures.
>>34702857I think it's an evolutionary thing. Like how your pet is always checking their 6 while shitting. You feel vulnerable. Plus as a human who generally tries to smell nice around others that part is kind of embarrassing.I will shit in the same room if I gotta but it's a little mortifying when he caves and has to leave because of the smell.
>>34702860What will you do if your hypothetical partner ends up in a situation where they're incapacitated and need help with using the toilet? Are you just gonna refuse because "poopy gross"?
>>34702858This rude female "social worker" thinks that being paid lots of money to stay up and occasionally supervise a woman with dementia should make everyone bow and kiss her feet while millions of people are homeless
I want blind and frail gf so bad, I want to take care of her and protect her with my life>inb4 cringeI don't care
>>34702862That's a different situation and even then I would want the whole ordeal to be as discreet as possible and would 100% prefer a medical professional helping me than my partner.
>>34702862>Yeah what about *extreme hypothetical with an oblivious answer*Man you guys are so retarded. Just because bear Grylls drinks his own piss in the middle of nowhere doesn't mean you should if you're too lazy to get up for a glass of water
femanons, would you join your guy's D&D group and make a character who is rivals with his and play out an enemies-to-lovers storyline together
>>34702859personally i feel least uncomfortable with my status as an adult female when i think about getting a bf/husband. and contrary to popular belief, most ftms are actually not lesbians, most are into men. they’re just retarded and think that makes them gay men so they still go around calling themselves gay. the fujo the fakeftm pipeline is sadly very common.
>>34702871yeah, why not
>>34702864Oh are you unemployed and salty about it? >lots of money I make less than 30k a year idk why you're so mad about me being paid to make sure this woman doesn't get lost, burn herself, starve to death, or give herself a UTI lol. Somebody needs to do it, and that somebody should be paid for it.Either you think it should be a paid position or you don't, whatever else you're going on about doesn't matter.
>>34702830>how female humanities collegegoers think the world worksAs a former male humanities collegegoer, you learna shitload about how the world works if you have the mind for it. That said 70% of all humanities students are just looking for an easy degree and remain terminal midwits.
Girls, want to go see Citizen Kane at the movie theater tonight?
>>34702864Oh also I'm not a social worker. I'm an aide. Literally a babysitter. The toddler in my care just happens to be in her 80s.
>>34702876>unemployed and salty about itI will never understand this attitutde. I loathe the day when I got enough of being a poorfag and am forced to join the seething mass of wagies again. Meantime I'm torn between my desire of inheriting and becoming a lazy ass landlord, and my even bigger desire of my mom having a long and healthy life ahead of her.
femanons, would you playtest my 4 page-long TTRPG rules
>>34702875cool
I just had a weird observation. I was a live performance of a female singer and I couldn't believe how clean her underarms were not a single stubble. Got me thinking ladies how many times a month do you wax or shave your underarms?
My sister's fiance keeps wearing some horrible perfume, would it be weird if I gifted him a new one? I honestly just want him to stop stinking up the place every time he visits
Should I buy a boat
>>34702851They have Chads for hook-ups, orbiters for free attention when Chad is ignoring them, or for free car rides, free food. Sometimes their bfs are part time orbiters too when foids want to live with someone rent free in exchange for sex once a week with the buxxer bf while they still hook up with Chads.
>>34702871Sure. Maybe it would help me get over my d&d trauma
>>34702888I would assume if a woman knows she'll be doing music live she might consider waxing, even if she never waxes otherwise. Because just as you show here, femininity and being considered a woman for people is all about doing masculine (unnatural) things lol
>>34702892For what purposeProbably not
>>34702896>my d&d traumaBreaks my heart when this happens to people. I love RPGs but they unsurprisingly attract some annoying people
>>34702885sure. but is there some sinister reason why you're asking here.
>>34702898NTAShaving body hair is masculine? All masculine things are unnatural? What?
>>34702903Yeah, have you seen hypersexualized gay mags? The best twinks are covered head to toe in hair.
>>34702903nta i shave but i can see how removing a natural feminine feature that women have could be considered un-feminine
>>34702891acqua di gio?kek
>>34702879Women don't like movies, dude.
>>34702902nah, I'm just piggybacking off of anon's D&D question to blogpost about my ideas guy endeavors
>>34702908no one asked you incel
>>34702892buy a stand-up paddleboard or join a sailing club. do not buy a boat.
>>34702893Women, is this true?
I shave my pubic hair once every 3 months cuz it looks like a jungle and itches. I've tried to wax my beard before and it hurts like heck turns out my idea of avoiding shaving for 3 days supercedes waxing which the hair grows back after a week.
a reminder to all the anons and femanons do drink plenty of water and avoid that sugary nonsense please, it's not good for you
I remember having this blackberry soda once. And it had the most intense flavour. It was nice.
>>34702916Obviously not
>>34702891What does it smell like?>would it be weirdNah, very normal gift as long as you don’t tell him his old perfume smelled like shitHow old is he?My money is on sauvage >>34702907kek
>>34702922What parts of it aren't true?
>>34702907Idk man, just anything that doesn't smell like sweat mixed with yesterday's stale spaghetti
Gen Z women,how long do should I wait to set up a date after matching with a gen z girl on a dating app? Been talking to some late Gen Z girls who weren't keen on meeting me this Friday or weekend to hang out/go on a date. I just matched with a really attractive girl today who seems to be into going on dates but I'm not sure if I should pop the question right away.
>>34702920I'm typically over-hydrated as it is.
>>34702921Blackberries are the best. Seems a waste to make them into soda.
>>34702927Do it now stop procrastinating and do it.
>>34702926maybe he has health issues? that sounds like that horrible smelling ointment that old people use to treat hemorrhoids
>>34702902behold: https://files.catbox.moe/bhmu40.pdf
>>34702888Not at all.I would assume a performer waxes as often as they're able though.
How many men here shave their pits?
>>34702927If shes not down to meet within a resaonable time, she isn't interested. Its not a generational question. If you're meetign them through apps, apps are mostly used by women nowadays to farm free male attention and entertainment. People who actually want to meet others go outside and do that.
>>34702931Preparation H doesn't smell like spaghetti at all?
>>34702930Doesn't that seem a little fast?I mean, my end goal is to be balls deep in her because her tits and curves are absolutely insane. And I haven't come across a big titty curvy white sex demon in a long, LONG time on dating apps.
>>34702937/atoga/ is also one of those apps for some women
>>34702941NTA but I do come here to give women attention
>>34702937>mostly used by women nowadays to farm free male attention and entertainmentJust like atoga.
>>34702937>apps are mostly used by women nowadays to farm free male attention and entertainmentI figured out that much at least. I just don't want to ruin my chances by coming off as desperate or needy especially when it's an exceptionally attractive girl
What's so bad about killing yourself over a girl anyway
>>34702951Inconsiderate to the girl if there's a chance she finds out it was about her
>>34702951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7YXONuF3dk
>>34702951Don't kill yourself for anyone or anything
Moids, what's stopping you from looking like this fine specimen of a man?
>>34702939>Doesn't that seem a little fast?Play to win, not to avoid losing. Just shoot your shot instead of trying to please her so you avoid rejection. If shes not ready yet she'll let you know, if shes not down in general she will also let you know (if you're smart enough to recognize it and not ride a dead horse)>I haven't come across a big titty curvy white sex demon in a long, LONG time on dating apps.Ask yourself what need a big titty curvy white sex demon have for apps. She can just sit her ass on a random bar stool for an hour and grab an attractive guy instead of wasting weeks wading through human sewage on those shit apps for losers.
>>34702947>exceptionally attractive girlShe probably has a bf already, lol. Just ask her out and watch how fast you get unmatched/ghosted.
>>34702956My obesity
>>34702959hey
>>34702956Not enough height or "nutrition"
>>34702956I do kinda have caveman Neanderthal genes I'll be honest
>>34702947>I just don't want to ruin my chances by coming off as desperate or needyThat attitude IS being desperate and needy. Think about it. Fuck being needy. If you want a woman, show it!
>>34702959He said this about exercising, and I quote "Do I want to do this? No. will I do it anyways? Yes, because it's good for my body, good for my mind." You should take that advice.
>>34702951Silly drone, you're meant to die AFTER you've fulfilled your only purpose
>>34702951I've thought of killing myself over a boy but then I decided it'd be too humiliating. Wouldn't you prefer a more dignified death?
>>34702963Nice, do you also have his personality though? >>34702962You can't get milk, honey and steaks at the store?
>>34702859No. They're gay.
>>34702932the setting seems very interesting to me and i like that you didn't explain too much. but yeah i don't really know why you wouldn't just play homebrew AD&D. not that i wouldn't say no to this lol it does seem interesting.
>>34702956My unwillingness to dedicate my entire life to pleasing the gay eye. Just get a vein on your bicep and that V thing at the hips and the foids will be sopping. 2-3x workouts a week and avoid goyslopping and you're golden.
>>34702859MAt the very least the transman I dated did
hey anons! do you think this is a bad idea? could anyone help me do it or give me tips to make it better?>>130860674
>>34702970I don't know anything about his personality outside of grrr aaaah soccer
>>34702977Do better.
>>34702954NtaHe's right through suicide is the specialty of rockstars and bpd poets
the nice old lady at the Chinese food place who always give me extra broccoli told me my new haircut is cute
>>130860674#i dunno how to post it properly, its on /mu/
>>34702957>>34702964Makes sense. I should ditch the loser attitude since it's clearly doing me no favors, but getting rejected 100 times before seeing some success once has mentally scarred me. The last thing I would like to see if getting rejected again but this time by a girl I really want
>>34702967What's a dignified death in your opinion
>>34702932NAG but whats your reasoning behind going with a D6 system instead of a D20 or a percentile die, I'm not against it but I'm just curious
>>34702977Benefit of the doubt, but most pro football players are dumb as rocks. You need to sacrifice your education and all prospects at another carrer at a very young age in order to even stand a chance to make it, so most people who try for pro football are the kind who are too stupid to cut it anywhere else. Most end up blowing all their cash on sports cars and bimbos until they end up as welfare cases with destroyed knees by middle age.That said there are quite a few smart guys among them , so it not universal. But in general I assume pro football players to be dumb fucks until proven otherwise.
>>34702871Maybe, if it wasn't too weird.
>>34702985He's himbomaxxing and it's working like a charm.
>>34702982>but getting rejected 100 times before seeing some successGet off the apps. You're competing in an abhorrend sausage fest of 80% guys with most of the women having zero intention of actually meeting someone. If you talk to women in a social setting, most of them will at least appreciate your courage. Lots of guys are sitting in bars with tits jiggling everywhere and browse Tinder instead of talking to them nowadays.
>>34702978Huh? I don't follow football bro just tell me. It's your fucking question. >>34702985Oh yeah that's me except I'd just live in the same apartment I've always lived in and sit on the cash because I genuinely don't know what to do with so much money.
>>34702981>>34702976I'll help you out anon but this better be worth it>>>/mu/13086067
ill put it here too:hi! i always thought it would be interesting if people created animations from songs to transmit what they make them feel like.i decided to do it myself with the first crystal castles album, because the music is video-game like, has strong beats and the lyrics are confusing. i'd like to mix the circus, the sea, alien and alice in wonderland in the aesthetics. it would present topics like human trafficking, drugs, madness and losing loved ones in an abstract way.i came up with a storyline I find interesting, characters and a script for every song. i am not the best at drawing so it would be pretty rustic.is this legal? can i upload it on YouTube?does anyone has any ideas or suggestions to make it cooler? has anyone done something like this?i'll just draw it on Procreate, edit with a video editor and add effects (might turn out like absolute shit but will be fun to do).which album would you do this with if you did it? it would be so cool if other people did this too.
>>34702991lmfao
fml, im the retard now>>34702981>>34702976I'll help you out anon but this better be worth it>>>/mu/130860674
>>34702956He's kind of weird looking to be honest. Nice arms and chest though.
>>34702992You're just describing a music video
>>34702956Ew
>>34702995That makes him even more attractive. Perfect balance of hot but not in a gay way, great character and also very funny.
>>34702984I just like em. I like the simplicity and swinginess. I also like that people who don't already play RPGs probably already own one. I wanted to make a game anybody could play for cheap
>>34702992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0YvvJsoCdk
>>34702996maybe. more like a fan made series inspired by an album. for every song. i wish there were more alternative fanmade animated music videos.
>>34702998I don't respect the opinion of anyone that has a crush on that moisturizer.
>>34702983Dying of old age surrounded by your family, but I'm kinda hoping I'll die young doing some heroic self-sacrificial thing
>>34702972>but yeah i don't really know why you wouldn't just play homebrew AD&D.I didn't know I was making a heartbreaker but the pain I felt reading this means I must be lolI'm glad you like the setting. I wasn't sure if there was enough to go off of there or not. I'm also glad you appreciate the barebones rules, it's the part of the design I think I'm most committed to
I think I’m lost
>>34702994Anyways YouTube operates in a way where you can put copyrighted music in your videos and worst case scenario they just nuke the revenue from it. Nobody's gonna take legal action.
>>34703001Its charming, your autism is showing in a way that some people would find appealing
>>34703012use apple maps
>>34703007>that moisturizerHey babe, new product idea lol.
>>34703016I don't want to know what the ingredients are.
>>34703013ok, i might make the music videos. but i meant to make more like a movie or animated series that is kinda crazy. i don't want to make money, I'd just have a lot of fun doing this.
>>34703012Elaborate
>>34703013>>34702992I don't know the legalities of it but this youtuber does almost exactly what you are asking abouthttps://www.youtube.com/@itsokkoy/videosShe even managed to swing an official music video for some artisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmIoUFznka0Heres one of her unofficial videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3cjYoGMygw
>>34703014I swear on my life I don't have the tism but I sure do like a bunch of autistic shitYou may also enjoy this half-baked card game that I wrote recently https://files.catbox.moe/4rcmd2.pdf
>>34703021Wrong bus
>>34703024You're gay?
i am also printing a personalized vynil for my anniversary. i'll design a little booklet with lyrics and the cover. i need love songs. so far i have: untitled demo 1997, lean, jewel (cranes), luna, trailblazer, dives, messy, language of flowers and it's no good (chevelle). any other love songs i could add?
I'm a little bit nonchalant when I dance
>>34703022thanks, I'll check it out
>>34703014NTA but that's a nice thing to sayI wish anons treated each other better
>>34702888I shave them once or twice every summer if I have to go to the beach or wear a dress, otherwise never
>>34703031like this? https://youtube.com/shorts/Yd1lCXlxBq4
>>34702951She's not worth it.
>>34703038A little bit more blowing my load over the status quo
>>34703042he looks like he had plenty of blow though
>>34702956I don't want to go through a fraction of the pain I'd have to to look remotely like that. If that means you don't like me then so be it.
>>34703018CucumberUreaMint(Jkjk)
>>34703046The path to looking like this will mold your mind in a way that's even hotter than the body it will give you though.
stop thinking about itstop thinking about itstop thinking about itstop thinking about itstop thinking stop
>>34703028another idea i have is making a zine with date ideas because we always go eat out and we could do other stuff that is free or more fun.i want to do both things (vynil and zine) with the same color palette, so i have to print the zine. the aesthetic of the vynil will be kinda medieval like, with those weird animal drawings. any ideas to make both look cooler?i need my dose of creative projects or i'll go crazyother things im thinking of doing:- crocheted seal- blind boxes for my family members with little charms insidedo any of you anons life crafts or have any cool ideas i could steal?
Does it count as gender dysphoria if I wish I was a futanari but not a man?
Why aren't women straight anymore?
>>34703054About asking my crush to hang out?About how strongly my pussy smells?
>>34703023>card gameNow THIS is the shit I love, thanks for sharing anon.The wording isnt the clearest but I like the spirit, its like a toned down MTG. In my eyes it's a lot like the mtg format Forgetful Fish because of the symmetrical deck which leads me to believe theres some untapped depth that doesn't come across in just words to the game.
>>34703060You can't just post this and not tell us what it smells like.
>>34703059i think for some reason they find cool being gay or bisexual. or maybe they are just influenced by social media into thinking they are gay. i dunno. i think in my case i turned bisexual because of watching porn...
>>34703064Like sweaty wet pussy. I don't know how to describe that. I don't recall the scent being very different from that of precum.I honestly kind of like it. Smells like home. But I worry other people might smell it too and it probably wouldn't smell like home to them.
Is it normal if I want to photos of girls I find attractive in public?
>>34703075Yeah just do that
>>34703070Have you had sex with a woman?
>>34703034I admire anons willingness to share and I don't think he should be reprimanded for that It makes me want to start our own Wizards of The Coast style company>>34703032No problemo, the music probably won't be to your taste but you'll understand the gist of it
>>34703057Is this what they call penis envy
>>34703061working on a card game too...
I think my wife is starting to resent me. Ever since we got married we have had challenge after challenge. Nothing really to do with our personal relationship, mainly external factors. The worst part is, the issues are almost always brought about because we think that we are doing the right thing, but then we run into an unforeseen circumstance which pretty much completely fucks us. And somehow it always ends up fucking my wife the hardest.A small example of this is something that happened today which inspired this post. We were out and about running errands and decided to go to a public park because we have been so broke and busy that we have had hardly any ability to date or have fun. So I figured, why not stop by the park. It was my idea. We were gone for maybe 20 minutes just strolling by the river. When we came back there was a parking ticket on the car. Where we parked was paid parking but there was no obvious signage. So it was my idea to do something nice like stroll in the park but the unforeseen consequence was that we got a ticket, and it’s gonna be on her record because I was driving her car.That’s just a small example. The same thing has been happening on a much larger scale. Like every three months we have an insurmountable challenge that we barely scrape past but it ends up hurting my wife the most, even when I think we’re doing the right thing.Like I convinced my wife to move to a new city with me for work. It seemed like an excellent opportunity and a chance to advance my career but we have lived here for over a year, I am not getting paid nearly as much as I thought I would, my wife cannot find a job and now we’re dipping into her savings just to make ends meet. Last night she said that she gave up everything for me, and she’s not entirely wrong but all these choices we made together and it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. But it affects her greatly. I feel really bad. How do I make her not hate me?
>>34703055>do any of you anons life crafts or have any cool ideas i could steal?Sashiko and darning on clothes that have gone through some wear and tear.
>>34703057Are you a man or a woman?
>>34703082my bfs dead dog
>>34703071gib sweaty wet pussy pls.
>>34703057Does futanari just imply a biological woman with a penis instead or do they have to be 9 feet tall with muscles and a 18 inch cock?
If I kind of kind of suck at writing things and they sound too cliched or literal will it improve if I keep writing or am I just fundamentally limited by my IQ
>>34703082There is nothing new under the sun.Good artists copy, great artists steal. - Picasso
Women, how do I approach you best if I feel that you are giving me signals to do so?
>>34703059They never were. They just have more liberty to bee themselves now. Which is good if you ask me.
>>34703088that is really cool! thanks for the ideas
>>34703092hold on this is really cute actually
>>34703098Just keep writing. Read more toot. guy who also sucks
>>34703053Like I said, I don't want to go through all that pain.
>>34703090I'm a woman.>>34703095The former. I find hyper futa to be very distasteful.
>>34703098Read more! Practice helps but reading is how you learn what good writing looks like.
>>34703071>Smells like home. But I worry other people might smell it too and it probably wouldn't smell like home to them.This reads like a line from a Joseph Fink book, its honestly kind of poetic
>>34702956I desire death more than I desire to lose weight which makes it damn near impossible to finish a workout
>>34703108hehe thanks! it will be inside jokes i have with my bf or pets we met and love. it might turn kind of bizarre tho. an instant will be called shart for example.
>>34703061I had no idea that format existed, I'll have to try it out.I should clean this up and make a zine, probably. I wrote it to take a break from the much more complicated card game I was actually trying to write lolThanks for the words of encouragement anon
Women, do you notice a difference in guys who do not watch porn? As in being more confident, horny and pro-active with you.
>>34703116also the mana will be love, evil, milk, poop and space dust. i dunno how to do it because the lands are places where we had dates
>>34703114Something that has kept me coming back to this website over the years is the occasional high quality anonymous prose out of fucking nowhere.
>>34703098You could try the stephen king method if you're real desperate but like the other anons said, keep reading and keep writing
>>34703118>guys who do not watch porn?They're never met one.
>>34703085>How do I make her not hate me?Start taking more responsibility before making decisions. Like you know, checking if there's a parking fee because the chances that you find free parking by a park in the city is like 0.1% or not moving before you know how much you'll make and have a job lined up for her too. It sounds like you're always making some half assed and rushed decision and then wonder why things go bad for you. Basically, grow up and get it together.
>>34703085parking tickets don't go on record as for your marriage you're learning one of life's little lessons; marriage is a business partnership and functions on that basis. and just like going in to business with your friends, going in to business with a romantic partner is a comically bad idea. take the L and move on, you'll both be happier
>>34703085Idk I don't have a wife but I can empathize with you strongly. I keep fucking things up and nothing I do turns out well at all, I've stopped doing favours for people or anything that requires me to perform because I usually fall short. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>34703118I notice him not hating himself, which is very attractive, yes.
>>34703118I have noticed zero difference between guys who watch and don't watch porn. I suppose men who don't watch porn tend to be either male feminists or trad types, but outside of that, it's not like something I can tell from a glance.
>>34703132I'm neither of these and I don't watch porn, I just think porn is gross
>>34703115i once tried to kms and i realized i didn't want to die. i just wanted to stop suffering. trying to kms was an immense mistake and i got really scared when i almost died of taquicardia. but i am glad it happened because now, every time i want to kms i remember the fear i felt in that moment and i stop.
>>34703112Do you watch tranny porn or is that not enough?
>>34703137>taquicardia
>>34703137Okay but that's not really going to help me because it's easier to eat cookies to essentially suffering than go on a stairmaster
>>34703117>I'll have to try it out.Its an incredible format, Rhystic Study (MTG Youtuber) did a video on it if you enjoy video essays>make a zineThat'd be nice, zines feel like a dead art form now. Plus you're already part of the way there.>More Complicated Game I was trying to writeI hope I'll get a chance to look it over sometime>Thanks for the words of encouragement anonNo problem, keep up the good work>>34703120>the lands are places where we had datesAw, thats so sweetSounds like it will have a lot of soul and personal meaning
>>34703118its not like i go and ask "hey! do you watch porn?" it would be weird i guess... i also don't speak to humans besides my family, female coworkers and bf. also (You)
>>34703138No, the whole point of futanari is having both parts, so I watch hentai.
Women over 30, what's (You)r dating age range?
>>34703139My favorite Latina popstar from 2006>>34703137I'm glad you survived that.
>>34703144i hope it will, if i manage to finish it hehe
>>34703122What's the Stephen King method, stealing or something >>34703113>>34703110I genuinely don't know where to start I haven't read a book since high school. I'm interested more in poetry and lyrics more than prose.
>>34703121We are the infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters.>the occasional high quality anonymous prose out of fucking nowhereWhich makes it all the more funny when its sandwiched between posts like >gib sweaty pusy
>>34703148I would date a shrimp if it was nice to me.
>>34703149thank you anon. i am really glad i survived too. not gonna lie, sometimes i feel suicidal again but i'd never actually do it. it's a copying mechanism...
>>34703152>What's the Stephen King method, stealing or somethingAn egregious amount of cocaine
>>34703156do you like smiling friends? my bf is practically charlie and its funny
>>34703098The first draft isn't meant to be good. That's what proofreading and editing is for. Getting something on the page in the first place is hard enough already
>>34703130What if I hate myself for being a complete unconfident failure as a man who will never be able to bed a woman, let alone several?
>>34703152what is your favorite musician?
>>34703154I had simply met my match in the form of a woman typing the words wet and sweaty pussy at me. It was all I could say.
>>34703164i am sorry you feel this way. you are not a failure, this society is
>>34703164Not hating himself for the disgusting porn he consumes. Obviously you also have to not do anything else that makes you hate yourself and have to do things that make you like yourself. But watching porn is one of the most common and effective ways to make you hate yourself.
>>34703160He continued to have a great output even after he quit that didn't he?
>>34703170i second this. porn made me hate my body and be confused about how sex was...
Porn is a reprieve from hating myself.
>>34703175That's bad, very bad.
Hentai>>>>>Normie porn
>>34703175Yeah, in the moment. Then it makes it worse.
>>34703175why do you hate yourself anon?
>>34703125Yeah I do make a lot of rushed decisions…
>>34703173Yeah but without it I doubt he'd have written his famous sewer orgy scene
>>34703181Because I watch porn.
I hated myself before I started watching porn
>>34703170Now that you mention it, it does make me hate myself. Problem is that talking to women makes me hate myself even more so I revert to porn.
>>34703179does Japan even make good hentai anymore?
>>34703188Yeah they still make some good stuff. Don't really pay attention to the OVA scene, but I've come across good doujins.
>>34703182So stop doing that. You're not stupid. You didn't "forget" to pay the parking or "thought there was no fee", you were too lazy to do it or thought nothing would happen anyways. Start living your life in an upright way instead of whatever this is supposed to be. Make her proud to be your wife and make yourself proud to be you.
>>34703118Yes. Ones that don't watch porn fuck more and want to enjoy our bodies together.
>>34703186It's not like you have to do either.
Can a femanon please drip hot wax on me and then choke me?
>>34703154https://youtu.be/loMEF18Ir4s
>>34703193Get it together man.
>>34703156Would the shrimp frying you rice work?
Men, why do you smell so bad?
>>34703186read porn instead maybe? i used to read wattpad and it was healthier for me than porn because I used my imagination. recommendable.i have an idea!! porn reduction0. the usual hardcore porn you watch1. solo stuff2. hentai3. softcore hentail4. read hardcore porn5. read softcore porn6. read romance7. talk to women8. fuck a girl
>>34703198Are you mental? The part that makes you hate yourself is exposing yourself to this depraved bullshit. Just because it's written words doesn't make it less degenerate and destructive.
>>34703197you are gay
I need a gf who will wear the cat ears.
>>34703078So should I take photos of girls or don't?
>>34703197I wish I knew so I could fix it
>>34703148I'm 34. Any more than 10 years older than me and they're closer to my parents age than my own and that fucks me up so it's a no-go. I'm most comfortable with something between 2 years younger and 6 years older but exceptions might be made.
>>34703118Yes, they are less creative in bed. Less confident.
>>34703203What would your 8yo self think of you if he could see you rn? Is that how you want to live your life?
>>34703201but i think if you need goon material reading it is healthier and if you slowly go down on the scale then it will be easier to eventually quit? sorry if it is stupid. ive just had this idea now. you could just stay at the romance literature stage... please don't hate me I was trying to help.
White cotton panties.
>>34703215Yeah alright, it might be slightly better depending on context but it's like someone trying to quit smoking and starting to vape instead.
>>34703216Nice try.
>>34703218you are right.
>>34703137NtaLol I tried to kms when I was 17 and was in the cardiac unit for 5 days. Setting off alarms when I got up to pee type of stay. I still want to die but now I feel really guilty about putting my family through that and scared of fucking up again and getting brain damage or something.
I need a boyfriend willing to use an EMS Unit to simulate birthing pains for me.
>>34703222I would do it just because I like pain
>>34703221i am sorry to hear this. please don't do it. why are you depressed? can i help somehow?
>>34703219I'm not sure what I was even trying. I just wanted to type that.
>>34703222Simulate them on you or on himself?
>>34703222Disgusting.
>>34703227Himself. He needs to learn to be sympathetic to feminine pain.
>>34703197You might be trans
>>34703222Can't we just not have children instead?
>>34703222We cannot have true equality and empathy until men get pegged
>>34703226You wanted to see if you also get called a pervert that needs to get a grip.
>>34703183I don't know and I don't want to know.
>>34703213you didn't ask me this but i thought i would be a hacker and an artist. also have a farm, a bakery, a library, a plats store, lots of dogs and animals.turns out i am a neet (kinda) rn, i live with my parents and I'll study healthcare.state gender,where did 8yo you want you to be rn?
>>34703180I don't think so.>>34703181I'm a mentalcel.
>>34703240F8 Year old me wanted to be in Hawaii because of Lilo and Stitch.
>>34703240*plants not plats. like selling plants to people and creating a plants app to take care of them and earn points...
Thoughts on this?
>>34703222have YOU experienced birthing pains?
>>34703230I'd do it if you held my hand throughout the process
>>34703240M8 year old me wanted to be an illustrator or an animator.I regret not trying harder to get better at visual art when I was younger. I didn't practice enough.
>>34703247We already talked about this. He sounds like a douche and this is a terrible way to commit suicide.>>34703248No, but I would be willing to forgoe epidurals and give birth naturally if the father of my child could handle it.
>>34703244i would have wanted to be a monster high under that view. i love clawdeen wolf.
>>34703239>I don't knowMost people dont desu>and I don't want to knowToo bad, youre gonna read this anywaysDuring IT part 1 when they are all children and defeat (or are about to defeat) the cosmic entity the kids think that in order to pass into adulthood they should all bone in the sewer. Mind you, if you've seen the movies you know what that lineup looks like and can draw conclusions from there.How the editor let this go through is a question I ask myself constantly but that book became a classic so who am I to judge.
>>34703240F, I thought I'd have a huge farm where I'd have a herd of mustangs and I'd be able to sprint across the meadows on them with no saddle. I do have a big garden now, so that's nice. >inb4 gross horse comments Kys.
>>34703247Girl sue his estate for gross endangerment and attempted murder.
so exhausting talking to other people and even if i didn't do anything wrong i hate myself by the end of it. do you ever feel this way? tips? advice?
>>34703240M>where did 8yo you want you to be rn?I don't remember. That was before my mind broke and everything went to shit. I don't I ever even thought about thirty years in the future. At eight that might as well have been an eternity.
>>34703247I think the better question isShould this instantly qualify her for a license or should she not be allowed to have one because of potential trauma?
>>34703257yeah, don't talk to anyone
>>34703250what stops you from buying a cheap iPad, installing procreate and making animations? i bet you could make some cool stuff! try it out.
>>34703247I have another bait for you.Why can't they raise his sick pay at IBM?
>>34703240M8 year old me wanted to make video gamesI make boring training software instead but I get to mentor talented people so it's not so bad8 year old me also didn't expect to ever fall in love or get married so he was right about that at least
>>34703240M8 year old me wanted to be a scientist (chemist) that made a super chemical that would make cleaning easier for my mom
>>34703240M8yo me want to be in the military like my dad LOL>>34703247Good on her for not dying. Also jesus what a fucking piece of shit and terrible way to die. Dude must've been depressed as fuck. Didn't even want to do barrel rolls like sky king.
>>34703254>Too bad, youre gonna read this anywaysCan't make me, nananananaanaa! *hides post*
>>34703255that is a really cool childhood dream. i still want to have a farm. what do you plant in your garden? I want to have one once I move to a house and plant herbs
>>34703269Whack, I even did it as tastefully as I could
>>34703257it happens to me too. i try to act as neutral as possible and not say weird shit or confuse people or drag them to ask me about my personal life (i barely have one).
>>34703270Thanks. I always wanted a lot of animals and pets but now I don't have any because I can't even take care of myself right, so it would be cruel. I have a bunch of herbs, lots of flowers and a couple fruit trees. I used to also have a vegetable garden but then I got too mentally ill to keep one alive. I do have some green beans this year though. Maybe next year will be better.
>>34703257Gotta start practicing total apathy
>>34703258i am sorry to hear this. do you have any dreams rn?
>>34703257>do you ever feel this way?Yes! I feel exactly like that. Maintaining friendships is exhausting.>tips? advice?Not really. Learn to be content alone and satisfied with your own company, I guess. And do maintain some social contact occasionally even if it's tiresome. You need it to keep an even keel.
>>34703262I actually want to try traditional animation sometime. I've used procreate a bit before but not muchI just enjoy working with traditional media a lot more and would get a kick out of making my own shitty cel animations.been practicing with pencils and ink a bit, and I plan to try gouache painting soon
>>34703265why don't you make some game? at least a little one if you know how to code? maybe you could have this project in your extra time if you'd like. i am sorry you haven't found your person
How do we deal with the Qatari Question?
>>34703230So you'll carry his kids then?
>>34703247a blind-drunk 90yo with alzeihmer's could land a 152
>>34703283Explosively.
>>34703278I dream of living a comfortable life without stress.I hope I go too sleep peacefully some night and never wake up.
>>34703266that is really adorable>>34703267i am glad you didn't lol>>34703275that is the right and considerate choice to make. having herbs, flowers and trees is really cool! i hope you can get better, take care of yourself and have animals too
>>34703259The latter. A female pilot AND with trauma?
>>34703290I hope you have your herb garden too one day
>>34703281that is really cool! if you ever make an animation and you'd like to, please share it with us
>>34703059Neat, accelerate.
>>34703240>where did 8yo you want you to be rn?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7poGXFUx3pY
>>34703192Yes, talking to women is mandatory because life without the possibility of sleeping with them is terrible.
>>34703292yes, i am moving in with my bf soon and helping my mother in law grow herbs. i'd like to make one of those flower gardens with decor, too. i saw a video where a guy bought ladybugs and put them in his garden to help with plagues. i might do that. also you can use egg shells with lemon juice to help plants grow healthy.
>>34703251>Nothen you're being a bit of a hypocrite
>>34703290>that is really adorableThank you, nowadays I just want to own a cafe and make desserts with my bro
>>34703198Do you read from Literotica?I like reading from that site, as a guy.
>>34703282>why don't you make some game? at least a little one if you know how to code?It's kind of hard to get motivated to work on long-term things like that. I really should try though.>i am sorry you haven't found your personThanks, I hope your luck is better.
>>34703240M8 year old me wanted me to have kids at 20 so my dad could live to be a grandfather.Anyway I'm a LVM so that's not happening.
>>34703247the alpine divorce all over again, somehow women are the center of all of it.>>34703256>sue his estate>his estatekek, get off Hallmark.
>>34703312>Anyway I'm a LVN so that's not happening.kek
>>34703306that is really adorable too, i hope you can! I love baking too, but my plan is to have a big family, so i could bake for them instead. what's your speciality dessert? the other day I saw this video of a girl that had a bakery and made kawaii desserts. it was super cute. it is a nice life.
Was a whole generation of kids psyopped into licking and sucking each other's piss and shitholes?
>>34703319No, it wasn't.
>>34703294For sure! It'll be a while, not until next year prombley
>>34703319No, church and synagogue attendance is actually down
>>34703323And mosque attendance?
>>34703319Human beings have been appreciating subtle jokes for millennia.
>>34703308i don't read porn anymore, but i might check it out. wattpad stories can be kinda cringe sometimes. i dunno if i'd read it again. i definitely need to quit porn forever. i've been clean for months (except the occasional hentai) because i feel bad watching porn having a bf. ill ask him if he is ok with me reading erotica.
>>34703198>talk to womenPorn, but only the dialogue and none of the sex.
>>34703313He was a pilot. So unless he was also a drug addict or a continuous debt moron, he'll have money.
>>34703310yes, if it makes you happy you should. my dad wanted to make a game about a badass gypsie after he had one of those really cool dreams. he explained the idea to me but he never did. he is writing a book about romans now tho.thank you! i've found my person. he is my soulmate fr. basically the boy version of me. we have our issues but i am sure I'll stay with him until the day i die.
>>34703318>what's your speciality dessert?Its nothing fancy, its panacota with good cream, good vanilla, and whatever fruit is in season or whatever flavor I'm feeling at the time like ube or pandan. The recipe is simple but that opens you up to putting more time into plating and presentation.>i love baking too but my plan is to have a big family i can bake for insteadWhats your specialty dessert?>I saw this video of a girl that had a bakery and made kawaii dessertshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd75nBjDJ7c
Why can't I do a pullup
>>34703336Too heavy
>>34703336Unironically weak muscle, work on progressions or try band assisted pull ups
>>34703312i thought the same. i wanted to be a mom next year because of it (i'd also really love to have babies) but we can't afford it for the next 4 years according to our calculations. we will have to work our asses off to afford a house.i had to search the lvm thing. why do you consider yourself one? can't you change?
>>34703325Yes that too, i won't defend muslims
>>34703341>but we can't afford it for the next 4 years according to our calculationsAre you white?>why do you consider yourself one? can't you change?I'm dreadfully boring to an outsider and I don't want to alter my personality. Anyway I've had this conversation before, it just becomes a pity party.
Crazy how all the women here have bfs and all the guys are terminally single incels
>>34703332it's not the 80smost pilots (including most jet ratings and instructors) make fast food wage. that goes dectuple because this plane was operating in Bangladesh
>>34703346Its really not
>>34703121This is my goal here
>>34703340nice, I finally have a use for this stupid band
>>34703335i love panacota! sounds really goodmy specialities are tiramisu (simplified), lemon pie, brownies and matcha cookies (i invented an air fryer recipe). my dad doesent let me cook tho. he thinks i am too messy and he is a control freak, so i haven't baked in a while, except pancakes for breakfast.i like the video you added. its relaxing.
>>34703247I wonder why he did it
>>34703346What's your point
>>34703346>Even the female dregs that end up on 4chan have bfsSounds like the incels are onto something.
>>34703247Omg just like my gta
>>34703346I wonder what % of foids just get used for sex and think they have a bf. "Are we dating the same guy" groups and situationships are now popular with foids.
>>34703346>all the women hereAll three of them?
>>34703332You seem to know all about the sources of money and how to sue men in order to get it. Does your daughter's dad make a lot of money and fork it over?
>>34703357>brownies and matcha cookies (i invented an air fryer recipe)Im begging you to share, my oven no work rn so I'm air fryer bound >he thinks i am too messy Boo, your father is a chump>video is relaxingUhhhh, glad it makes you feel that way
I had to outsource my sex life because I was unable to compete in the current domestic market.
>>34703346Even the hypochondriac femcel got a boyfriend in less than 6 months of trying. I want to kill myself.
>>34703345yes, we are white.you are the guy who asked how not to be boring? i am boring too. i try to act silly or ask questions to compensate, but that only works if you are a girl... maybe you can be the mysterious guy. i once searched on wikihow how to be mysterious instead of weird (won't help you). i'm just trying to say i kinda get what it's like to have a plain personality. but my ex bestie was an ADHD and i prefer quiet peaceful people now. maybe its not so bad... i feel like im sounding stupid
>>34703353Just be careful with it, you could easily rubber band your dick or vag
>>34703370I have one very long with handles. It doesn't actually work for pulling because of how long it is
>>34703368>of trying.Yeah thats the problem. At least for me as a guy. And that I want women in my life, but not a gf.
>>34703365>I make more than a pilot with a decade of experiencecapitalism is so retarded
>>34703369It's always whites who are like "no we cannot have kids now we need to wait N more years".>you are the guy who asked how not to be boring?No.>maybe you can be the mysterious guy.Hardly. I'm also guarded due to bullying.But again, no time for a pity party.
>>34703144>I hope I'll get a chance to look it over sometimeI haven't touched it in a couple weeks, but here's what I've got it of it so far: https://files.catbox.moe/xnurid.pdf
>>34703240FI wanted to be in my own home playing Dragon Age
>>34703197I sweat a lot
>>34703378Unfortunate timing, I'm about to head out. Maybe you'll be around in a few hours. I'm gonna keep the link open to read through when I get back though
>>34703366i kinda improvise like my grandma and haven't made it in a while. here it is tho:(i measure with my hands too hehe)basically I mix one egg with some sugar with a fork (one hand of sugar) and vanilla until it bubbles. then i mix butter (like 50gr) with flour, baking powder and matcha until it is like little pieces. i mix it all with my hands. if needed i add more flour. sometimes i use cinnamon because matcha is expensive. i tried them with olive oil because its healthy instead and they turned bad tasting. i bake them until tanned.my dad is sick with tinnitus and that makes him intolerant. he also has anger issues. he used to love me (im an only child) and now he just calls me a failure.i'll search for the video of the girl with cute cakes. it's on instagram tho.
>>34703375flying is one of those things where dudes will basically work for free just to build hours
talk to you soon anons! bye
>>34703363>just get used for sex and think they have a bfYou're retarded to think these are mutually exclusive. A woman who has committed is guaranteed to get used for sex because that's the reason men seek relationships. Pussy and womb on tap.
>>34703197Sorry, I wanted to try an oud heavy fragrance today ._.
>>34703365I almost had a submissive pilot dude but he started acting autistic so I told him I don't have time for his bullshit.
His penis has been lubricated and annointed with sacred essential oils. Now, the ritual of Onanism may begin.
>>34703380Dragon Age existing when you were eight years old is craaaaazy I built my first gaming pc for that game when I was a teenager
>>34703160If only but I've tossed around the idea of psychs >>34703163Obviously but the question is when if ever do they start getting good lol>>34703165I love queens of the stone age but I don't wanna just end up writing mirror image shit of someone else
Finally meeting people and going out of my way to ask them out for lunch or a drink. I am a natural born leader.
why do girls say big penises are bad
>>34703265>mentor talented peopleWhat's that like
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmS2v9df2uc
Fuck I'm feeling too lazy to cook but I need to cook this FUCKING FOOD
>>34703398By "almost had", you mean you added some random retard from /soc/ who claimed to be a pilot and you erp'd with him on discord then ghosted.
>>34703405I have approval authority for people's PRs, so I get to go through and point out things they could do differently and stuff they might not know about. We get a lot of people fresh out of college and it's fun seeing them learn stuff.I say "talented" because we've generally been very lucky with getting people who are motivated and acquisitive.
>>34703404Gotta give dicklets some hopium, lest they go do something more productive than simping.
>>34703408Myeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuuFVLq1eU4
>>34703414thisnone may be spared the enslavement to the matriarchal siren call
>>34703419Yknow what's worse than being a dicklet? Being shit at sex.You have to go around knowing that small-dicked males have more and better sex than you.Humiliating.
>>34703411No. This was over fetlife. He offered to land in the small airport nearby and sent me a picture of his license.
>>34703368>>34703373"Trying" is used lightly here, she probably did nothing and he just showed up
>>34703408>>34703417u r both men
>>34703380>>34703401>tfw Dragon Age Origins came out when I was 20 (but I still haven't played it yet)>tfw Mass Effect came out when I was 18 (but I still haven't played it yet)>tfw Knights of the Old Republic came out when I was 14 (but I still haven't played it yet)>tfw Baldur's Gate came out when I was 9 (but I still haven't played it yet)BioWare, please forgive me.
>>34703404The real issue is that confident men are awful in bed
>>34703412I mean what's it like mentoring them and seeing them improve. Any particulars that you remember.
>>34703425oh oops didn't read the first part lol
>>34703421>fetlifeKek. All your relationships are online over fetlife. Is that how you met your baby daddy?
>>34703392bitch
>>34703421fetlife seems like a bad idea for finding companionship
>>34703404I've struggled with my boyfriend having a big penis, especially since I was a virgin when we got together. I honestly wish he was smaller and I hate that most anons will view this as bait.
>>34703420nah,id definitely rather be bad at sex lmao dicklets are disgusting and embarrassing
I think behind every nasty incel/femcel post on /atoga/ is an anon who once held a romantic dream in their heart. Why are we so mean to one another? Should a crab not exult when his brother or sister escapes the bucket?
>>34703440I am the big crab. *snips your claws off* get back into the fucking bucket.
>>34703437i think when some men hear "big pp bad" they assume it automatically implies "small pp good" which was never stated or implied
>>34703433>>34703435It wasn't really. I just wanted to lock up his dick and he was into it.
>>34703442so medium pp > big pp > small pp?
>>34703443Did you meet your baby daddy on fetlife?
Jealousy
>>34703429what are the traits of the good ones
>>34703426all slop
>>34703440I only incelpost to take out my anger against her.I don't actually believe in the shit I post, sometimes it's just nice.
>>34703444its more like medium >> big >>>> small
>>34703452brb shooting myself
>>34703446Turning saints into the sea?
>>34703457Perhaps it's more like envy
>>34703445Here's some different data for you to mine:Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
As a rejection victim, I no longer want to approach girls because I'm too traumatized from past experiences. But there are no support groups for me unlike for SA victims, despite the fact that both are traumatic experiences that ruin your self-esteem and confidence.
>>34703460Remix
>>34703463pee pee poo poo
>>34703463We need punchrapevictims to change his name to punchrejectionvictims
the hog got knocked up by a submissive fetlife tranny
>>34703472Why? I never hurt anyone.
>>34703447Not seeing PiV as the main actBelieving that they need to do foreplay and lick the bean
>>34703426Dragon Age didn’t age well
>>34703440It's the allegory of the cave. A lot of people here's only exposure to other humans is through the internet, so they think all the incel/femcel bait they see here or on Reddit or Xitter or TikTok is real. Sitting inside all day also makes the world feel a lot smaller than it is, so they get their heart broken once and think they'll never get another chance, or see a few couples in the rare moments they actually spend outside and think that means everyone is taken and they're the only single person left.Also dating apps blow (you're 100% guaranteed to meet shitty men/women on them) and I'm pretty sure a lot of people here are too lazy to try meeting potential partners through other means.
>>34703473I thought it was an obese 400 pound nigger
>>34703482>that means everyone is taken and they're the only single person left.I haven't met a single non-taken woman in my daily life in 3 years. Maybe more, I only realized recently.No apps, not seeking them. They simply do not exist in my sphere.
Women thoughts on central banking
>>34703473The hog is going to mpreg you, you submissive fetlife tranny.
>>34703177Why?
>>34703483submissive fetlife trannies can be obese. he must have been close enough to her area for them to hook up regularly and for her to attack him with a machete
>>34703480How so?
>>34703401I got my first pc 3 years ago, first time I could afford one. I played Dragon Age on PS3 and old tv, the box one.
>>34703404You know how sometimes a sandwich or burger is too tall to fit in your mouth. It's still good but the experience would have been better if you could properly get your mouth around it.
>>34703482>Also dating apps blowNo no you don't get it dating apps are ONLINE so they are of course the only realistic avenue for ONLINE people. After all its where you feel at home, and entering that scary world outside is too much.
>>34703455you could always wear a strap or something, its not that big of a deal.
>>34703444>>34703452ActuallyMedium>>>>>>Small>>>>>Big
>>34703507putting the gun away
I miss women
Little boy who lost his mindSaid he'd had enough one night Took it into his own hands Made himself a Pollock fan
>>34703515Is that a song?
>>34703522No I made it up just now
is there a board on 4chan where you can just chat with ppl about random stuff or do i have to make a discord forthat
>>34703531Yeah it's called atoga
>>34703534BESIDES THIS FUCKING BUCKET
>>34703536That's what makes it unique
I am once again considering gaining 100lbs
>>34703536You're shit out of luck pal
Women should post bush
>>34703531Here you ask questions and they can be shitposts.
>>34703548I'll make you regret that.
>>34703531You can make a thread on /r9k/ or [s4s] but there is no guarantee anyone will interact with it, and also those are NSFW boards where people post disgusting stuff. At least here we are all gathered under the pretext of /atog/ing
Hi frens how are we today?
Homer is probably in Mt. Olympus thinking "what dafuq these white folx doin to my epic poem"
>>34703565Pondering Pornhog
>>34703544why would you do this
>>34703558blehg i just wnet on both of those boards and they look fucked
>>34703558I find it very hard to have a discussion in /r9k/ because most people just use the OP subject to go in a monologue instead of having an actual dialogue.
>>34703565im doing well! how has your day been, anon?
>>34703576Because I’m tall and skinny and it would make me more fearsome and powerful
I wish I could call it a golden age
>>34703565Getting ready to spend money on videogames while they're on sale.I hope I actually play them and don't just throw away money for nothing.
>>34703585if you are tall you should do it
>>34703585What if you just get fat
>>34703592>no confidence no women>no women no confidencewhat do
>>34703592>>34703596Sry forgot to remove the qoute
I like women's hands
>>34699619Why do women like it when you're a little mean to them?
>>34703603I like men's hands :D
>>34703605Chaddesque behavior
>>34701473Probably not because I don't go after women
I like women's napes!
>>34703605I enjoy a little bit of resistance in my life. When everything is happy and smooth, I feel restless expecting something bad to happen. Little, inconsequential things like being teased or having trouble with hobbies that I can meaningfully work to correct keep me comfortable.
>>34701473No
>>34703565hyped to go do some dancingthere are qts on deck and everyone seemed impressed last sesh
men be like i like women this and this and that and this and that, boy you just named every part except the feet and some of you freaks like that too
>>34703622What's freaky about liking a woman's feet over liking her hands, nape, or the back of her knees?
>>34703622I do not like women beneath their ankles.
>>34703622Women hate how we can like anything of their and most women don't like any part of the male bodySome like hands or arms or dicks but not most
Will timothy chalemet eventually become a giant worm on the screen?
>>34703634That's his character's sonPaul never becomes a worm
>>34703634Not unless he also plays Paul's son.
>>34703635>>34703639didn't know that
I wonder how long I'll end up dating the woman I'll marry
>>34703645>thinks he's getting married
>>34702327>my self taught dev ops skills?how?
>>34703653
>>34703658>>34703653what
>>34703641>>34703634for me it's james mcavoy https://youtu.be/wtqIysDMw6A
>>34703634how could you tell the difference?
>>34703605Teasing is a sign of affection.Vice versa, I also want a woman who challenges me a bit and isn't just a yes girl doormat in an eventual relationship.
What is a medium sized dick
>>347036667"
>>34703257>so exhausting talking to other peoplesame, i easily get annoyed if they keep chatting to me every day>i hate myself by the end of itwhy?
>>34703666Slow thread huh...
Conquest and glory awaits.
>>34703605Not actually mean. Playfully. Teasing me about things they like or things I'm bad at but maybe they find endearing. Idk it shows they're paying attention to me and that they're comfortable with me. And you should know which things to make fun of. How long it takes me to tie my shoes is fair game but don't make fun of my body.
>>34703669 Please remain on topic. The topic is dicks.
My most successful bit with women is to say macho/sexist stuff but with an exaggerated theatrical manner that implies I don't really mean it (unless...?)
>>34703681Always doubt the jester.
>man >moves penis forward and backwards>woman>"I will now sound like I'm being electrocuted while taking the biggest shit of my life"Femanons are guilty of this
>>34703667M or F?
>>34703679I have a perfectly average dick. When people talk about dicks it's always about small dicks or big dicks. But statistically, most men have a normal, medium-sized, average dick. I have a normal, average dick, as most men do. I am perfectly content with my average dick. No woman has ever thought it was too big or too small. It fits perfectly well inside the average vagina, providing enough physical stimuli to pleasure both me and my partner without hurting anyone or requiring additional work. It fits perfectly well inside the average pants, without feeling uncomfortable in the crotch area. I never have trouble finding condoms my size. When I sit on a toilet my dick never touches the water.Glory to the average dick.Carpe Dick 'em.
>>34703688
>>34703688I never acknowledged this out loud but an ex of mine made these insane ass noises that sounded like the noises Togepi makes
>>34703692Correct
>>34703688You mean you'd rather hear a man be electrocuted while taking a shit? That's gay.
>>34703694https://youtu.be/qYNWjXecin4lmfao
>>34703694how could you fuck togepi man
>>34703697Wtf it's Pipkin Pippa
>>34703697I literally have PTSD I can't watch this shit with a straight face ahahaha
do zoomers use 4chan or is it just tiktok
>>34703682What is a medium dick
>>347037025"
bro i NEED that togepi gf
>>34703701M98 zoomer
>>34703701Old zoomers do
>>34703705She's for the streets and the sex was rarely good
>>34703706same
>>34703703We are SO back
>>34703701im a zoomer
>>34703696Nope. I love women and their squeaky toy down the garbage disposal ways
>>34703698By struggling to keep a straight face whenever she would make those noises. I'm pretty sure she would have killed herself if I told her I thought this
Should I have my 4th grilled cheese of the day?
>>34703716I don't think I could I would laugh for sure
>>34703717With the same cheese?
>>34703701yes, '04, im here everyday
>>34703721Well. Yes. I didn't buy any other cheese!
>>34703725Forbidden. You have to eat something else now.
I like women's arms
>>34703701Mi don't use tiktok
Has anyone else noticed their parents just scrolling endlessly on social media now? I was at my parents house yesterday watching the football and father was just on his phone scrolling on Facebook reels for like 30 minutes. At least he wasn't doomscrolling
>>34703728But my grilled cheese streak...
>>34703717wow twinning i had grilled cheese today too
>>34703734yeah, my father watchs AI slop on the tv all day
>>34703735You're not going to earn a grilled cheese uav.
>>34703688Fuck you. I try to cover my face but get asked to not do that, so the sounds are going to come out.
>>34703740rare funny bv post
I think I finally solved my haircut I feel so hot
>>34703742Thoughts on togepi?
>>34703745show haircut
>>34703748Always seemed like a fake Pokemon to me.
BlueValkyrie, how much of your day do you typically spend on these threads and why?
>>34703688>Gf at 6pm>Noooo! You can't listen to music without headphones! What about the neighborinos?>Gf at midnight>*SEAGULL NOISES*
>>34703745What hairstyle did you go for
Call that bih Kobiyashi
>>34703742https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=He5fcfX8yb4
I have friends at horse guard.
>>34703745Shape, texture, length, thickness, color? We need details.
>>34703745Are you the foid that was damn near crying in these threads a couple months ago about how chopped your hair was
Never fall in love with the Huzz
You can check out any time you likeBut you can never leave
>>34703764The women in that show are so hot. Especially the French ones.
>>34703622Yeah but behaviour and attitude though
>>34703761I'm not opening that.
>>34703759>>34703765It is black, straight, idk the name, I just cut it short but this time I asked the front to be wider so it makes my head looks less oval. Let me see if I can find something
>>34703773The men too.
>>34703777Pussy
>>34703777Oh, you're JH? Now I feel bad for posting primates.
>>34703701dataminerchan...
Some post to rememberSome post to forget
>>34703779Not my thing, but I wish I had Sean Bean's jawline.
>>34703784I am going to rewatch “Point Break” now.
Anons if you could move your birthday to anytime of year, when?
>>34703691but but but but but theres some specific women who like the specific thing of a dick being so big that it hurts a bit but please not too much either so it needs to be somewhat above average size. And then theres women who rant about "huge" dicks because women suck at measuring things, and they are even worse at measuring things that bring them pleasure. What about that?
>>34703778>black, straight, shortAlready off to a good start...
>>34703622I like women above and beneath their ankles. And their ankles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrRnaRUMuk0Makes no sense. She can't decide if he was trying to throw her off the cliff or sedate her
Is it pronounced Seen Been or Shawn Bawn?
>>34703740God I wish.>>34703738YES
>>34703784>get inevitably killed in a brutal fashion every time you feature in a movie or seriesno thanks. Can you imagine dying over and over and over, each time in a more violent way? My own jawline will do.
>>34703787I guess June so theres a full 6 months between then and Christmas
>>34703752Maybe like 10%To shit post.
>>34703793Shawn Bean
>>34703793Seen Bawn
>>34703798No, that can't be right...
>>34703622I unironically weirded out some women by complimenting the most unlikely body parts or features a la "I like your eyebrows". "I like everything" just kind of sounds like a stupid compliment.
>>34703148>3323-60Obvs prefer him older than me. Honestly don't care, it doesn't matter so long as it's the right person. My family will have to deal with it if he's at either extreme end.
>>34703794are you having yours with anything? i had mine with tomato soup, it was very yummy
>>34703802excuse me ma'am i think you have the most succulent nasolabial folds
>>34703803I kind of want to date an older woman just to make my mom seethe, but at 35 thats getting a bit into walled territory.
>>34703787Reminder that all you American July babies were conceived at Halloween parties
Its kind of hard seriously to have a main girl and side girl. I've been dabbling and choosing between 2 girls but they're both so nice and friendly.
>>34703804I usually have them alone.
>>34703796Smart decision. I feel like June birthdays are either it’s the end of school and you get a movie day, or their birthday is too close to July 4th. Then you have to share with the country. At least my cousin and sister did when we still had big family vacations at the beach. Or the pool party kids.
>>34703793I made that joke to my sister once and she couldn't breathe for like 5 minutes>>34703802>I like everythingThat works if you mean it sincerely to someone you've known, if you're using to hit on chicks it makes you sound like a horny desperate jeet that just wants a hole.
>>34703809Why choose? Harems are becoming popular again.
>>34703805That will be taken as an insult, as those are seen as a sign of aging- Tell them that they are so nice and soft and they will think you just called them fat. Laud their boobs, and they will deflect by telling you they are the first pair you ever held as they know you're a virgin. Women.
>>34703810thats yummy too! i fully support you making a fourth grilled cheese of the day
>>34703808At least they weren’t conceived after Valentine’s Day. My mom said I was born a week early, since my due date was supposed to be right before Turkey Day.
>>34703806You can find decent cougar mommies out there. Just hire a surrogate if you want kids.
>>34703808A lot started to make sense for me once I realized this. I'm a spooky guy.
>>34703809Choose the better fuck if you can't keep spinning plates
>>34703818>That works if you mean it sincerely to someone you've knownThats the context, yes. Pretty pointless to say it to a woman of whom I haven't seen said everything yet.
>>34703780Yes, we know that's all you can think about.>>34703781I knew it had to be racist or something like that.
>>34703830When femanon gets backshots.>>34703833Didn't know it was you. Howler monkeys fit the context.
I wish I was born on September 11th 2001
>>34703830Not sure if squirrel or kot. Did you take his nuts?
>>34703797that's more than I expected, not that I'd judge you
>>34703830WHAT THE FUCKKK!!!?!!!
>>34703840Ok
>>34703797>10%are the days 240 hours long on planet hog?
>>34703835Wtf are backshots anywaysIs that when a guy nuts on a girls back?
>>34703846I leave and come back.
There is no such thing as a femanon
>>34703853Sit on my dick and spin then.
>>34703853Oh but there are, and they're dangerous.
Fuck he’s found my location. Unfortunately I can’t take any tall cones since they’re are working on a sinkhole at the top of the street. I got mini lil guys.
>>34703835I think I sound more like a whale if anything.
haircutibb dot co slash dwNhschc
>>34703859Do you offer lessons?
>>34703859You look like one too.
Why do they call it the gift of life. Is it meant to be a white elephant?
>>34703853The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing us that it never existed.
>>34703862Not those kinds of lessons.
>>34703861Decidedly swarthy individual
>tfw no bf to play roblox w me and listen to music together
>>34703861Nice
>>34703866
>tfw no gf to spend the entire day out eating and sipping on drinks
>>34703861Hello Elliot Rodgers
>>34699670>if I can't get a job soon I might have to start making pornAssuming you're femanon, manage your own OF, and don't join any networks or companies. If you shoot for studios, make sure it's girl on girl only. Save boy/girl for your page.
>>34703864Didn't see that one coming.>>34703876>spend the entire day out eating>not spending the entire day eating (me) outLame.
>>34703876Put your order in this teeny tiny journal
>tfw no bf to give me piggy back rides around the park
>>34703876>spend the day outt eating>not the day eating her out
>>34703884>tfw no husband to give piggy back rides to around the park and chicken fight this couple
>>34703871is swarthy a good thing?
Men, would you leave your lil nut prints on the gym equipment?
>>34703888NtaFrom my understanding it just means brownIt’s a specific type of brown but it’s morphed meaning overtime
>>34703894LOL why are they huge? is that normal?
>>34703882>>34703885That is what the entire night is for
/atoga/ aqua team omega
>>34703894Sometimes you can't avoid it. I would spray and wipe it off after at least.
I want to feel her curves fit perfectly in my hands
>>34703898I miss lazy Sunday afternoon fucks
>>34703902Can't be avoided? Does your sweat go through your towel? You do put the towel down and sit on it right?
I want to feel his belly fit perfectly in my hands
>>34703907no, nobody does that.
>>34703897Yeah this guy is all nut and no ass.
>>34703908Fat fetish spammer...
>>34703909In your gym. You need to teach them.
Ok I haven't had pizza in over a month. I think I can have a slice now at 4 am
Women, does it clap?
>>34703911>spammer
>>34703915I can make it plap, no hands.
>>34703918Based
I love autistic zoomer gym girls, and thank Patty for enabling them.
>>34703922>Pattywho
Hide your post. Like a boss. Bully BV. Like a boss.Spam bs. Like a boss.Reply to a post intended for someone else. Like a boss. Reach the image limit. Like a boss.
>>34703915It does not
>>34703927I threw it on the groundYou must think I'm a jokeI ain't gonna be part of your systemMan! Pump that garbage in another man's face
Anyone ever get all fucked up when someone calls you a "nice guy" when rejecting you? I had a video interview call for a job and the old interviewer dude rejected me by saying "I'm sure you're a nice guy, but....." I spent the rest of the week all self loathing and depressed and shit. What's the womanly equivalent of this?
>>34703926lean beef patty?
>>34703936ngli definitely thought you were talking about paddy the baddy pimblet and was wonder how the fuck did he enable autistic zoomer gym girls
The fountain of youth. Her pussy.
Okay I'm gonna give Witch Hat Atelier a try. I hope the internet hasn't been lying to me about it being pretty good.Also where is everyone? I keep thinking there must be a new thread but there isn't.
>>34703937>autistic zoomer gym girlsMy dream gf, mostly because I am autistical myself and would love a workout buddy with benefits
Life is starting to get really annoying. The only time I am not stressed is when I'm falling asleep.
>saw pictures of her
>>34703940There isn't any war, killing, torture, bloodshed or execution in it, so that series bores me. The most morbid thing that happens is some dude nearly dying of an illness. I'd pass.
>>34703942I think it's kind of funnyI think it's kind of sadThe dreams in which I'm crashing outAre the best I've ever had
lol that dude joined the city police department as an officer thinking he was going to be around fellow white racists and then realized that the entire police force is majority black. He gonna learn!
What the fuck is with "teen takeovers"? Are they actually a violent and deadly menace or is it just pearl clutching older generations crashing out over kids having fun in public?
women, do you like it if a guy jusst grabs your head during a blowjob and makes you choke, or is that rapey?
>>34703948https://youtu.be/wy8LRlS1SCchttps://youtu.be/T1_4e7gFBDw
>>34703955No. That is rapey.
RIP lil Jahseh. Gone far too soon.
>>34703956Donnie Darko is real. I knew him once. Sad he was gone so soon.
>>34703953Sounds like a nickelodeon special
>>34703955nta, my gfs have all been pretty good, happy to give blowjobs, swallow, have never come off as remotely prudish, but "don't push my head down during blowjobs" has been a pretty consistent expectation they have gone out of their way to voice (not that I do that, but multiple have brought it up unprompted).So I assume that it's pretty common for guys to do that without checking, AND that most girls don't want you to do that.
>>34703955Good way to get puke on your dick, or teeth. Don't do that.
Intercourse baby
A woman wearing nothing but a loincloth corners me with a halberd and holds me up against the wall with it. She demands my cock or she will beat and behead me with her weapon.
>>34703972Nope, I was immaculate.
>>34703972Test tube here.
>>34703965>>34703971Is it a thing if you talk about it beforehand or otherwise make sure shes cool with it?
Your addiction has been getting worse.
>>34703978I've actually been reducing the amount of nicotine in my vape so that's not true.
>>34703976What do you mean by "is it a thing"?I haven't talked about it with other women and am not cool with it myself so I couldn't tell you anyhow. >>34703981Good for you. I meant to buy one bottle of a lower concentration last time I went and I just...didn't.
How do people get into nicotine and smoking in the first place? Isn't it expensive to buy?
I still remember my favorite person that I hooked up and had sex with. The fucked up thing about it is I approached her because she looked like a cousin of mine that I had a crush on as a teenager. And she had the first name as another cousin of mine that I once struggled with intrusive sexual thoughts about. Am I fucked up for having sex with a woman who had traits in common with my actual family members?
>>34703991No, you're weirder for not liking her as a person.
I love my girlfriend and want to marry her and have kids, but she's a dog nut. I honestly would prefer not to have any pets given the option, but I don't see her ever living without a dog. I think being tethered to a dog sucks some of the fun out of dating/ life. It limits how long we can be out of the house, and I hate seeing her kiss the thing on the mouth. To make things worse it's apparently half pitbull (doesn't look it, just looks like a lab). She's a sweet dog honestly, and she lives me, they just kind of gross me out, and an oy me, and I don't understand the appeal of having an animal live in your house with you. She's awful with kids too. Barks at them viciously and aggressively to the point where I believe she would bite one given the opportunity.Honestly I can tolerate and possibly even enjoy owning a dog, but ideally I would prefer not to I think. And the extreme aggression towards kids really scares me. Im afraid to have kids with this dog around, and I don't want to wait like 7+ years for the dog to die before we have kids. Clocks ticking.
>>34703991Freud punching air rn
>>34703988Pretty much every addiction starts with curiosity and a search for novelty. "I've never done this before, let's try it" can turn into decades of money that you should have put in a savings account. Depending on the addiction it can also ruin your relationships, ruin your sense of motivation, and lead to chronic physical or mental health problems.
>>34703988You get offered it by other people and pretty soon you go get your own
>>34703988I'm not addicted to cigarettes, but smoking is socially fun, used to be more-so but even still is. ez icebreaker to chat with strangers when you're out. now I just do it sometimes as a mild self destructive behavior and bad form of meditative break.
>>34703995To clarify. Decades of WASTED and LOST money that you should have put in a savings account.
>>34703971NTA. What about just playing with her hair, but letting her control the pace?
>>34703993Get baby dolls and do training. Then see if you can get real exposure with other kids.
>>34703998I don't like how cigarettes fuck my throat and I have to use my voice a lot professionally so I don't use them. I did smoke socially at a hookah lounge a lot when I was younger but I stopped when all the hookah lounges in town closed. They were a really big trend around here for a while.
>>34703998>I'm not addictedI don't know you so I can't say if you are or aren't, but I'd be cautious; "I'm not addicted" is what nearly all addicts tell themselves in early stage active addiction
Men, how badly do you want to wait this table?
>>34703972Femanon drops her commas faster than her panties
>>34704010Yeah, I guess. I only buy like maybe 1 pack of cigarettes a year. It's far from my biggest problem.
>>34704011who are the two guys standing
Do you believe in the power of women?
I think I fucked up not wearing a shirt while working in the sun.
>>34704011I thought it was going to be a table with a bunch of lingerie models or something. Lame.
23yo woman hereMales, do you prefer me to focus on the penis’s head only? Or do I take in shaft as well? I wonder what your dick tastes like. I’m in the luteal phase.
New Dune movie is going to make skinny white guys with shaved heads cool, I can feel it.
>>34704027are they going to exile themselves to the desert
>>34704017The last time I smoked a cigarette was back in 2021 when I was trying to gain early access to the first COVID vaccine. The pharmacy only offered it to people with chronic conditions that included "Smoker" so I bought and smoked a Swisher Sweet and then marked down "Smoker" under "pre existing conditions" on the sheet they had you fill out at the pharmacy.
>>34704011Is that Abe in the middle?>>34704020All they have to do is bat their eyelashes and it's joever
>>34704027Aren't the bald skinny pale dudes slimeball villains who rape and murder women and children for fun? Also I'm pretty sure they were all killed off in the first movie, except for how Anya Taylor-Joy sees the ghost of Stellan Skarsgard in a Fat Suit.
>>34704011Zero.I'm a biological male so every algorithm thinks I want grindset slop by default. There was a really funny one along these lines where somebody was unironically posting the scene from Waiting where Justin Long like remembers the business dudebro table's orders well and the alpha dawg is like>Aw man, if only we had more people on the team like justin long here. Hey, kid. Take my card. Give me a call if you're ever looking for a better opportunity. People like you have real potentialPosted totally unironically, le ebin slowed down tik tok dramatic music and all the comments talking about how based it is to serve rich people because they might trickle some wealth down onto you.Of course it cut right before the punch line where justin long looks at the card and the dude just manages like an applebee's across the street and and wants him to be a waiter.
Anya Taylor-Joy reminds me of a woman I used to have a crush on, but like a preppy version of her instead of a punk.
>>34704025Have you ever sucked dick before? Is the guy circumcised or uncircumcised?
>>34704033paul goes shaved head mode in messiah
I'm getting to a point where getting a GF still feels appealing but I really love my free time and doing whatever I want without worrying about how another person feels or what they'd think about it.I know what people mean by getting too comfortable now.
>>34703988Peer pressure
>>34704030That's pretty funny that you didn't just lie.
Women, can you do anything impressive?
How would society change if there was a benign species of parasitic scorpion or horseshoe land crab that fed on human men's semen for nutrition, and used its tail to massage the human men's prostates and accelerate cum production?
>>34704040trying getting a fwb or get into hook ups
>>34704025>do you prefer me to focus on the penis’s head only? Or do I take in shaft as well?both?
do videogame trailers still have music not composed specifically for them. do videogame trailers still exist? i should go ask /v/https://youtu.be/n7Te5fcnrUA
>>34704040What do you do that makes you feel like you have to hide it from a gf?
Video games have ruined this generation
>>34704053woah
>>34704055You know it to be true. It is basically opium
>>34704045Ag the thrift market last weekend I bargained a shirt down to half price Can also do splits >>34703988I only ever smoke socially to get outside to chat with people or get fresh air I usually barely smoke and just wave it around lol
>>34704025don't neglect the base. keep plenty of pressure there and things will go nicely.
>>34704056Zoomer Karl Marx: "Ayo, gaming is the opium of the people on god frfr."
>>34704051Cinematic Videogame trailers stopped mattering once they started outsourcing all of them, or having publisher-based teams doing them, so around the mid-to-late 2000's. They used to be sort of representative of where the dev team's overall vibe and vision were at, and helped establish the tone, especially in the even earlier days when graphics were more limited and doing that in-game was more difficult.But for a long time now cinematic trailers have all felt the same because they just get outsourced to Blur or whatever. That doesn't mean they aren't cool sometimes, but they're totally disconnected from the game they are supposed to represent.
>>34704045Not really
>>34704053I haven't played any videogames in 40 days.>>34703590There has been no improvement in my life since then. I think I'll start playing videogames again.
>>34704038Never
>>34704045I once learned how to put someone in a successful chokehold.
>>34704045>Doing the workWith those tits? Wouldn't that hurt?
>>34704045I can play bass and piano at the same time.
I think the difference between men and women, the biggest difference is this. Every woman's greatest fear is that she will be simultaneously raped and murdered by a man. Every man's greatest hope is that he will be simultaneously raped and murdered by a woman.
>>34704071Fool
Women shouldn't like sex 2bh
>>34704071Tard
>>34704073>FoolI'm such a fool for youYou got me wrapped around your fingerDo you have toDo you have toDo you have to let it linger?
>>34704011just shoot me
>>34704052Nothing too special. I have my own special brand of autist hobbies like most other anons here and I love partaking in them, but I don't like the pressure of "I need to give my GF attention or she'll start to hate me" or the "She thinks I'm a man child because I'm playing an Atelier game or watching a random anime" thoughts.I know there are some women that put up with it easily, but I don't know if I could be a good BF in general so it makes me anxious to actually be in a committed relationship.
Men, do you believe in letting her win when you and your gf play wrestle?
>>34704077Cool
>>34704082I don't play wrestling.
>>34704082i have no gf i hate my life unreal
>>34704025Focusing on one part makes it have less sensation which in turn makes sex feel worse.Most girls forget about the shaft until it's time for a handjob and then they'll gorilla grip that shit until you can't feel anything but pain.
My cheekbones look like the balls of a woman's feet. The collagen on my face looks like stinky feet sweat. And my hairstyle even looks like toes growing out of my foot head! Not to mention, my chin looks like a heel. Sweet Jesus.
>>34704085>>34704086why not
>>34704066Uncircumcised dicks are more sensitive, especially the head. I'm circumcised, and it seems like the top front of the shaft is what's most sensitive. Overall I'd say when in doubt, go for the frenulum. That works on all of us i think.
>>34704082I thought the point of play wrestle was to serve as lead for play rape
>>34704082No, I have to dominate her.
He has a certain dark intensity to him. I find it unsettling. But it is especially disturbing when he is cheerful and laughs. It is the sad, hollow laugh of a sadist. His laugh sounds like a cry for help at his own lack of joy and desire for the suffering of others. So tell me. Why are women into guys like him? Why do they go for him instead of me? You'd think he'd be the kind of man who makes women uncomfortable.
>>34704082No because I practice BJJ and she's going to have to earn it or she's getting a single leg takedown
WomenThoughts on when your hypothetical moid is driving you and he puts his hand on your thigh?
>>34704082At first, yes.
>>34704089Might hurt her women are fragile
>>34704097mystery
>>34704087Sorry but this made me laugh lolI’ll remember this for whatever bf>>34704090Thx for the advice
>>34704105No problem.
>>34704100>he wants sex
>>34704025Until a few months ago I would have said that you should only focus on the head and there's nothing worth going down into the shaft for. But then I got a blowjob from a woman who would aggressively deepthroat every single time, like she'd slam her mouth to my pelvis twice a second. I got a tonsiljob from that goddess and it was the best blowjob I've ever had. And she did it like five times that night.So I'd say only focus on the head unless you can do that.
>>34704098>BJJthat shit actually works?
Some homosexual geek created a device called the Gaydar that detects homosexuality. His most recent invention? A dildo shaped gun that turns straight men gay with its beams of ammo. He calls it his Gay Ray. Hey, don't point that fucking thing at me!
>>34704109NTA. How'd you find one like that?
>>34704111If you're over the age of 40 no because you just sit on your ass all class with your legs open hoping that a big strong white belt jumps in between them.
>>34704114honestly I wouldnt put it beyond a lot of men here to swap to being gay with how much they talk about hating women
>>34704111ntaIt’s very effective in a structured environment or when you have the implicit understanding that they won’t mash your balls into pasteIf you try that shit on the street you will get fucked
>>34704117>Keeping your legs open, hoping that somebody jumps between themSounds familiar, I know people who do this behaviour without any martial arts at all
I like when average women are little bit fat like this.
>>34704109Okay thx
>>34704119>mash your balls into pasteNow I want to know what canned spam made from mashed up male human genitalia tastes like
>>34704122i missed u bro
Very hungryVery sleepy Which instinct will prevail?
>>34704122Same. What a beautiful Average Woman
>>34704100>https://x.com/mystery_ig/status/2073937149448102152?s=20
Have you had visions of your death? I predict I will be killed by firing squad and then made into one of a giant cluster of corpses buried in a mass grave
>>34704133Yes. Suicide always.
>>34704128You will breed and farm earthworms and sell them as pet food. That is the instinct that will prevail.
>>34704082>Men, do you believe in letting her win when you and your gf play wrestle?Depends. If she's lost all her clothes by the end of the fight, did she win or lose?
>>34704119The idea of rolling around on concrete already sounds like shit, nobody practicing this sport is actually trying to fight anybody.Kickboxers are the people trying to low kick some guy so he can't walk.
Tochter aus Elysium..
Another article got published about how people can't read anymore, it's looking bad for the future.
>>34704128Horny always wins
>>34704128Sleepy because I can’t sleep with a full stomach.
>>34704126Domme spotted
i did a social faux pp-p-p-ppp kms
Should I buy some weed, it’s been 2 years since I got high
>>34704145I already masturbated before posting that
>>34704122Oliwia
>>34704147I have a sleepy pee pee!
have been seeing some beautiful girls at gyms recently.wish i was little bit more handsome so i had chance approaching them
>>34704153>extra skinny>pussy mound still fatgood
This girl keeps relling me that I need to get a job buzz off
>>34704141>nobody practicing is actually trying to fight anybodyYeah but if you get put in a situation you have to protect yourself you’re more than likely going to rely on your training
If you are wearing sandals or flip flops this Summer I just want you to know that you have very, very sexy toes. My penis gets hard whenever I see you playing with the straps of your flip flops between your big and second toe. Or whenever you flex your toes and extend your pinky toe outward. God it makes me so hard and horny.
>>34704158reply "yeah i need a blow job"and see her reaction
>>34704158You should be nicer to your mom :(
>>34704157She’s got some crazy ass pubic hair. Gross. Either that or a troon.
>>34704161Hmm>>34704162No this girl I meet she says I need to get my shit together if I want a gf
>>34704144to be fair nothing worth reading has been published since 2015, nearly all of the great writers of our time have passed away, the publishing industry is an absolute clown telephone booth that's been completely gutted and corpsefucked by various special interest lobby groups, and the obvious resources for new readers e.g. goodreads are just sub-tumblr-tier outlets where good books get poor ratings and bad books get good ratings.
I think she is grooming me. I told her I dont want a relationship
>>34704122>>34704153Ew
>>34704025I like having the head teased. But for the main event I like feeling her lips slide from the upper part of the shaft to around the the fullest part of the head.
>>34704167I dated a groomer once. He worked at PetCo, where he gave dogs baths and brushed their hair. He was a groomer of animals.
>>34704170Haha
>>34704168Yeah. Obese right?
>>34704166>to be fair nothing worth reading has been published since 2015You know you can read stuff from before then?
>>34704175When did they say they can not?
>>34704153Poor girl. You can tell she was once beautiful too
>>34704160I wonder what my next pedicure color should be. I'll probably have this color over my birthday too. So it's gotta be a good one.
hello i love you
>>34704175>You know you can read stuff from before then?and do. here's a gem I read recently.
Gender and Age and CountryHow do you write the dates?>ymd 2027-01-31>dmy 31-01-2027>mdy 01-31-2027
>>34704144Usually those articles are rants about how men don't read so nice to know the blame is going around
>>34704155>wish i was little bit more handsome so i had chance approaching themThis is probably my most frequent thought. I miss being a kid and thinking about shit like space and nature
>>34704182No you don’t lying bitch. All women do is lie
>>34704179She’s ugly
>>34704185F, USAthe true american way is month-date-year
>>34704182I HATE YOU!*leaves in a huff**slams door on the way out*
Hunger won
>>34704189okay, i hate you!!!is that better?
I dont want to delete the pictures of us but I want to feel some semblance of control
>>34704182I luv you too, girliepop.https://youtu.be/5W98M16dbs0
>>3470418523f American>YMD in private>MDY in official shit
>>34704194its good to eat, u need to do it every day!
>>34704194>moby dicklittle on the nose there bro
>>34704194No offense anon, but that place looks depressing
>>34704194https://youtu.be/M0eWawTdt_w
>>34704193come back :(>>34704197Aww i love you too..... what is that?
Femanons want a big, white sperm whale
>>34704204i want something big and white for sure
>>34704182Have you considered that you need to spend more time socializing with the real people in your day to day life than compulsively volunteering yourself to get bullied and harassed by strangers in this thread?
>>34704190
>>34704206All I said was four words, wtf??
>>34704182You still post here?
>>34704204There's a big white one in my kik inbox. Kinda scary.
>>34704199I try>>34704201It is
>>34704208>NTA but
>>34704194Bro tryna stealth brag about reading Moby Dick.
>>34704194spoiler: the whale fucking kills the shit out of the angry dude
can a woman be simultaneously obsessed with a man but NOT wanting to date him? or Is she just scared shitless of said man and panics when he gets closer.
>>34704210>kikYou're a pedophile? No wonder you have disputed custody.
It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hateIt takes strength to be gentle and kindOver, over, over, over
>>34704210Isn't kik an app used almost exclusively by pedophiles? You shouldn't be on it, nobody should.
>>34704194You just outed yourself as Central European trash.
>>34704217>can a woman be simultaneously obsessed with a man but NOT wanting to date him?no> or Is she just scared shitless of said man and panics when he gets closer.yes
>>34704203>what is that?Makinoutwithcatgirlnoises.mp4
>>34704219Documentary about users of the kik app: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0QU0ER78Rw
i wonder if pretty women know they can give men boners when they smile nicely
>>34704223I would rather be in Central Europe right now. Magyars, Slavs, and Austrians, decent company all.
>>34704219>>34704222Well the monster dong was bigger than an original ipad. So I am pretty sure it's unpedophilic to desire my boobies.
>>34704227they know
>>34704230Have you ever given a guy a boner by smiling?
>>34704227I'm glad I'm not this down bad.
>>34704212>It isit's really not that bad. the trash bags are an unfortunate inclusion in the shot but at least they are of good quality :)
>>34704234i dunno, i cant even tell if men are attracted to me or not
>>34704207I actually think she has potential
>>34704228Hot women too
straight men are attracted to women(female)gay men are attracted to men(male)when you make yourself into a tranny freak no one wants you(rope)
>>34704236I cleaned up today. Looks better now just have to throw them out.
>>34704244trans ppl get bfs and gfs all the time
>>34704238Post smile and I'll tell you if it works.
>>34704245strange to relate but one of my great pleasures in life is throwing stuff out. energy levels go up for a while with a freshly clean shelf or two.
>>34704244You forgot about the chasers, brother.
>>34704248Image limit reached. If not I would have posted my smile now but alas
>>34704247all trannies. trannies can only date and fuck each other.
I'm gonna do it, genders.
>>34704249I can understand that. Being clean and having a clean place is very nice and important for a healthy state of mind.
>>34704253nope, chasers exist, gay men date transwomen all the time and straight men date ftms all the time too.
>>34704250chasers pump and dump. kp wants a bf.
>>34703955Don't do that unless the two of you cleared it beforehand.
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>>34704256cope
>>34704257KP wants a gf actuallyShe just won't admit it
>>34704082I believe in picking her up and pinning her down
>>34704043He's the kind of faggot that wanted to be first in line for the covid vax, he definitely didn't consider it.
>>34704267>You wanted to take care of your at-risk elderly grandma? How dare you!
