Old>>34704259
I hate fatties
second for flatties <3
GENDERWHAT YOU ARE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW
I need his attention
>>34707934Cracking my muscles
Mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn1aWF43pPI&pp=0gcJCU8LAYcqIYzv
>>34707934stinkfist by tool
>>34707926Ew, another hog thread
Some moids get mad when they are not the center of attention have you guys noticed that?
>>34707945This is your fault for being a lazy sack of shit.
>>34707946Pay men attention? Who would do a silly thing like that?
>>34707949We had enough time left in the previous
do girls on dating apps fw dudes with no job and no cari think im pretty cute but idk
>>34707951Not enough engagement to last.
Btw whats the difference between ebony and brown?
>>34707956One's a type of wood and one's a color.
>>34707946Many are, although women still do this more often, which is why "attention-whore" is such a solidified expression.
being a perfect foid is so easyyet so many foids mess it up
I love getting attention, even negative attention is great
>>34707934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OSuZL9b8eY
>>34707970He's moved on from sabrina sweeny or whoever?
>>34707930more for me
>>34707914How much you bench?
>>34707934Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YMd99MWktI
>>34707934my 5axis's spindle running at 15k RPM for the past 6 hours
>>34707975uhm bitch, lets go through this together ok?Take a look at the womans hair in that webm. what color is it?Is it blonde? does it look golden? like she was blessed from the heavens?No?why the fuck would you assume I'd change to a brunette bitch, the worst hair color there is
>>34707986Haha get baited nerd
Ignore her, she's "mogged" by even the "ugliest" actreses like Sophie Turner.
>>34707989getting insulted by a fat bitch is like a guy who rides the bus telling you the wheels on your car look bad
>>34707983pale foid + sun = <3
>>34707999Sophie used to be super hotthen the bong genes kicked in for a whilenow she looks fine. So yeah she mogs BV with zero issue
>>34708002meant for>>34707992
I hate women
>>34707953Lmao when I was in a dating app that was the bare minimum to meet gtfo
>>34707970Being the perfect moid is so easy but moids here can’t even shower let alone be hot
>>34707986uhm dickhead, lets go through this together ok?Take a look at the man’s muscle in that pic. How twink and skinny he is?Is he muscular? does he own a boat? like he was blessed by Poseidon?No?why the fuck would you assume I'd change to a ugly skinny fat man typing in his computer, the man there is
>>34708012perfect moids are all dominant and assertive.
>>34708016Perfect moids are whatever I want them to be
>posts roided blob of gay mystery meat who borrowed the face of a male porn star rapistThose same supposed women take off their trip and start yelling like witches if you say that you like Sydney Sweeney, a normal, natural looking woman.
>>34708019> complains about junctions strength hates on men that can do manly things instead of reeeing at women online
manly things such as pumping and dumping them, and also >>34708012Slave.pngRight!
>>34708019Anyways
>>34708023
>>34707934Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A70_sRBsQqE
Anybody got any cooking ideas?They got greek yoghurt on sale, so I thought maybe make a dip with it for something.>>34708022Fuck, I should have gone hiking in the mountains today, but I am too lazy...Maybe tomorrow.
>>34708031Just eat a lot of greek yogurt.
>>34708031Savoury yog bowl or Cilbir1) Roasted Tomato and Garlic355 Calories, 39g Carbs, 6g Fats, 33g Protein ingredients:V00nurta bunch of tomatoes (about 6-8)1 x small red pepper3 button mushrooms200g yoghurtdill, salt, pepper and 1 tsp garlic paste 1 x soft boiled eggs2 x small slices of spelt bread2) Cilbir (turkish breakfast)399 calories, 21g carbs, 21g fat, 35g proteinIngredients200g thick Greek yogurt2 eggs1 tsp garlic paste1 small slice sourdough, rye or spelt toast1 tsp butter (5-10g)1 tsp chilli flakes or Aleppo pepperPinch of sweet paprika pinch fresh dill or parsleySalt and black pepper
>>34708032That would not be the first time.....
>>34708031Greek yog tortillas
I got to talk to a girl I like a lot today and I was worried she might be standoffish because last time we spoke I felt like I let on a bit too much but she was her usual self and I made her laugh a lot and I'm really happy about it. I love you /atoga/.
>>34708036That is usually my go to with some chicken and some veggies.>>34708034Bro I don't need a chatgpt recipe, just ideas.
>>34708039Shame on your mom I pulled that from my favorite cooking with you vid Fuck u and your ai perjury BS
>>34708038FHappy for you anon
>>34707934M, straightclassical musicsound of nature (bird chirping, rain forest, etc)
>>34707983she's got a serious case of dental tartar
>>34708046Let’s see your teeth, she has bulimia ofc it’s shit
>>34708041>Shame on your momlmaoIronically, my mom cooks by recipe too.But then I look at something like "3 button mushrooms" and can't help but think how unnecessary it is to add the exact amount of mushrooms.
>>34708046Her teeth are nice, she has a piercing.
Hey Femanon, look over there!*tries to steal Femanon's purse but trips and falls into Femanon's breasts*
>woke up with a headacheMan, I hope this doesn't mean getting a migraine today...
>>34708052>tries to steal Femanon's heart***
Me and my girl just said I love you for the first timeNot really a question or anything I’m just feeling really happy about it
>>34708065Cute
>>34708065She will be browsing Tinder this time next year.
>She will be browsing Tinder this time next year.
state sexwhats ur ennegramhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mec4xI82ywE
>>34708077>state sexUh, none?
Sometimes I wonder if I am too slutty walking around in my pajama shorts on my balcony.
>>34708077>state sexI like the missionary one
Is it normal to find cardio easier than weights and isometric exercises or am i a weirdo? >cant sleep
>>34708070>>34708071How women vs men see men happiness there’s no one more evil towards men than other men
Men im writing a novel and i need to hear what was the worst date you’ve had with someone
>>34708085I posted the soijak in response thoughbeit because I'm happy for my /atoga/bro
>>34708085Are incels men?Debatable.
>>34708083I don't know, I don't exercise because I tried it once and got almost got addicted.
desu the worst date I ever went on was because the girl was clearly really nervous and I'd feel bad making fun of her.
>>34708083It's not abnormal
>have sex with a woman>hpvFUCKING FOIDS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
>>34707946Being borderline as a man is to walk the world alone. No matter how many people give you praise, it just never feels real. It felt more genuine when people are openly mean to me all the time because I didn’t feel like they’re lying. That’s why I always wanted attention when I was younger anyway but I have been working on myself.
>>34708102Serial Killer vibes.
>>34708083It's normal.
>>34707963>you can't call a man a whore
>>34708108name five (5) men who are whores
>>34708109Your dad the guy who fucked your dad and the other 4
>>34708111my dad is dead
>>34708112They like corpses too 99% of corpse fuckers are men that’s why funeral places hire women
>>34708112He bequeathed his body to a group of gay necrophiliacs.
>>34708109>name five (5) men who are whoresDonald Trump, JD Vance, Mike Johnson, Chuck Grassley, Marco Rubiohow else do you think they got so powerful?
>>34708114I watched a Canadian film about a female necrophiliac once.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AakbRH_71gEIt was kinda hot.
>>34708118It doesn’t count if they fuck kids
>>34708119> anon found the 1%
>>34708109Me.I am fat enough for five guys.
>>34708119Too bad it's not a documentary.
I'm so toasty with my hot water bottle.
>>34708136I am sweating my ass off working on my plants and the sun's not even hitting me yet.
>>34708137I wanna see the plants but people are creepy T^T
>>34707934>WHAT YOU ARE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOWM. The pulse beat of the universe.
>>34708140None of my plants are creepy, if that's what you mean?I can take a picture of my melon plant or my beets, if you want.I posted an eggplant flower a few days ago.
>>34707946Narcissism is not a uniquely male trait.
>>34708155I said people are creepy, as I’m in smacked you’ll get doxxed anon
>>34708099Don't make fun of people you're not very good friends with.
>>34707956>Btw whats the difference between ebony and brown?Assuming you're talking about colours, ebony is absolutely black, not brown. In the days before polymers, actual ebony (the wood) was what they used to make the black keys on a piano. (The white keys were made from ivory).
>>34708108Men are usually called "manwhores". Without this clarification, whenever you talk about a whore, both men and women will usually assume you're talking about a woman.
>>34708159There are three people on 4chan who could somewhat dox me from my pictures, but I don't think they'll do it.I also have chilis that are already starting to grow, though except one they are still just little green knobs.
>>34708118Only conservatives? Why such a biased selection?
>>34708089>Men im writing a novel and i need to hear what was the worst date you’ve had with someoneFirst date. Met her at the station and began walking to the pub (bar) we planned to go to, which was going to be about ten minutes walk. Less than half way there she faked a phone call from her sick mother and said she had to leave. Never heard from her again.Honourable mention: Another first date. Met for a drink. It actually seemed to go okay. We made it fairly short, so an hour later we're on our way back to the bus stop. She asked "Could I borrow some money?" Now, we'd only had one round of drinks, which I'd paid for, so I assumed she must have suddenly realised she'd left her wallet at home and needed £5 for bus or train fare. Obviously I didn't want to be a dick and leave her stranded, so I said "Oh, sure, how much you do need?" She says "Could you manage a thousand pounds?" I honestly just gaped at her; is asking someone you've known for an hour to lend you that kind of money actually a thing? Anyway, I didn't ask her if she wanted a second date.
>>34708102100% your fault for not wearing a condom (and not being vaccinated). Let's hope it's herpes 2 next time.
>>34708118I understand picking Trump, but skipping an obvious democratic manwhore example is really sus
>>34708102I've given guys HPV, which they were aware I have, but it's never stuck. They cleared it within a year. I assume there are other people I gave it to impermanently who just never got tested before it was gone.
>>34708102Should've went for a virgin foid
>>34708190Damn how many did you let creampie you?
>>34708190Guys deserve it for not getting the vax for it like most women do. Men are incapable of being proactive about their own healthcare.
>>34708205Literally never.>>34708206I thought most people got vaccinated against it, so I was shocked to find out otherwise. I was born with it, though.
Yo foids how do I tell if a girl has lost feelings for meI could just ask her but that's like not the play rightShe said she loved me a few days ago but she was all over me last month now it's just like dead asf and she hasn't seen me in a while whereas she would be there in the morning...last time I saw her a month ago it was evening by the time she came aroundShe is dealing with shit tho and has told me tho
>>34708209>Literally never.Grim.
>>34708212it's over
>>34708209The most you'll hear from 90% of moids if they even know what HPV is, is>oh yeah, HPV. That's why I don't really like going down on girls. It gives you cancerGet the vaccine every girl takes these days?>Uuuuh, no. I don't like putting that kinda stuff in my body.Honestly I'm convinced that a lot of moids refuse to go down on women because It's common knowledge that it's usually the easiest way to get us off, and if they stick to fingering and penetration they can just chalk not getting women off to those being considered more difficult. But if they pretend there is a legitimate reason not to go down on their gf (while still expecting lots of blowjobs of course), they get to continue imagining that if they DID, they would be able to make girls cum. They would be a sex god if only it weren't for that darned HPV/cancer/it's-gay-to-eat-pussy. It lets them keep the delusion alive.
>>34708219>It lets them keep the delusion alive.I think many men just don't particularly care if their partner gets off or not.
>>34708220Oh I agree, but I think a lot of them also like to believe they would be able to if they did want to. Just like how every man thinks they would win a fight against everybody even if they've never so much as sparred a day in their life.
>>34708226Well I am certainly not that delusional...
Why do they say on a pill bottle or something with potassium to not take anything else with potassium?
>find out about r/Lolita>first post it shows me is a guy in draghttps://www.reddit.com/r/Lolita/comments/1us3glk/my_first_angelic_pretty/
What disasters are most likely to happen in your area?
>>34708233>second: another man>third: a 49 year old woman
>>34708233>>34708236If anyone just wanted to talk about the fashion they would be super confused.
>>34708240Most actual women seem to censor their faces, guess they had bad experiences in the past, unsurprisingly.
>>34708219I was taught that heroes don't do that. (They probably aren't into blowjobs either.)
M/F? When's the last time you bought a toy?
>>34708256What constitutes as a toy?
>>34708258Something you play w- no, a sex toy doesn't count in this context. I guess something usually associated with children?
>>34708260To be fair, I don't remember when I bought my fleshlight anyway.I also don't know when I last bought any other type of non-sexual toy, unless you count video games.
>>34708256Not once in my life
>>34708215I'm going to have my first soon, so it's not that grim.>>34708219Idk. I think people are just plain stupid when it comes to utilizing the information and options available medically. It's easier for them to just never go to the doctor and refuse all treatment, even preventative care. Men's health isn't comparatively complicated/involved until they're in their 40's, so they never learn to trust or appreciate health care professionals.
>>34708265>so it's not that grim.It is incredibly grim for every single man who was with you.
>>34708256>>34708260F.>no, a sex toy doesn't count in this contextOh. Well I guess I bought a water gun/balloon stuff for a friend's kid last year.
>>34708256F Switch 2 counts, right? Few months ago.
>>34708267Idk, I think I made up for it at the time.
>>34708264You had a shitty childhood. Sorry to hear that.
>>34708264Not once? I remember the first time I saved up enough to buy an action figure. Best day of my life.
>>34708235Hurricane.
Did you know that in France, urban robbers and street sexual harassers are often called>LacosteTNDue to the fact that they often chose to wear Lacoste branded clothes/purses and Nike shoes?
>>34708277Nope. The money I saved up was later given away to buy food. I also remember when we were all searching for coins in the candle light to be able to buy those cheap ramen noodles because we were out of food and had no electricity.
>>34708285Oh, I see. Glad things are maybe somewhat better for you now?
The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the Council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.
>>34708294You dork.
>>34708277I only ever bought game CDs
>>34708296You mean soundtracks?
>>34708281No, I did not know that
>>34705689Yes.
>>34708297No, videogames
>>34708301You mean Playstation games?
>>34708302PC
>>34708281wesh ! Ferro !tu'me parles pas comme ça hein !
You shouldn't play video-games as an adult.
>>34708031What do you want? Meat, pasta, spicy, asian?
>>34708321HAHAHAHAHA
I would still like to nominate Nora as the #1 foid
hi! how are you all? how is your day going?
>>34708333I just woke up. Haven;t had my coffee yet. Still kinda groggy. I hate that feeling.
>>34708334lol, i get it. i need my coffee too!
>>34708336You're quite chipper for so early in the morning. I like you, anon.
>>34708235Earthquakes and floods
>>34708235Blizzard and apparently tornadoes now.
>>34708339hehe yes, ive just had chocolate so im happy
>>34708333I'm good. Nothing to do at work, just thinking about my upcoming weekend. Thanks for asking.
GenderDo you believe in if you know you know?
>>34708235Nuclear accident.
>>34708347Sure. I think perception matters a lot when it comes to how reality affects our lives. Believing something is true is often as impactful to how someone makes decisions in their lives as it being factually verified.
>>34708345same, i dunno what to do this weekend.
>>34708347F. I don’t know because my head is empty.
This is what people back in 1990s thought a heterosexual woman looks like
Where do I find autistic girls and how to approach them Im neurovdivergent myself and want a gf that can properly understand and not judge me
i have a date tomorrow with a really cute girlbut when i tried to confirm for tomorrow she didnt reply for 4 hours alreadyis it joever?place your bets
>>34708371Yes, it's over. She probably wasn't enthusiastic in texts anyway and you basically forced the date on her.
>>34708375>She probably wasn't enthusiastic in texts anyway and you basically forced the date on her.uh actually she send me hearts when i asked her outbaste name btw
>>34708379Anon, girls send hearts to their friends, too. Did she say anything along the lines of "yes, I would love to"? It usually should be obvious from the texts if a girl is willing to show up to the date. But 4 hours with no reply (if the date is tomorrow) is definitely not a good sign.
>>347083674channel. do you like cats
>>34708347>Do you believe in if you know you know?M. No. Very dangerous belief.
>>34708347F No. Why do think if you know you really do know?
>>34708294>The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the Council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.That's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?
>>34708391I am not obsessed with them but still very much like them. Cats > Dogs though both are great
>>34708256>When's the last time you bought a toy?M. For my niece's birthday, probably about 6 years ago.
>>34708333Have silver dollar sized bruise in my rectus femoris. Took an epsom salt bath. Might voltaren it cause it feels like it will make walking bad.
>>34708235>What disasters are most likely to happen in your area?Floods.
>>34708235Hurricane or mobs.
>>34708232>Why do they say on a pill bottle or something with potassium to not take anything else with potassium?Too much potassium kills you.
>>34708404Couldn't you have just said upper thigh? Or did you want someone midwit to try to make a joke out of that?
>>34708212>I could just ask her but that's like not the play rightWhy not?
>>34708411>>34708232Shit responded to the wrong one
>>34708235Civil unrest.
>>34707930Is it cause you were you fat or have family or friends that are overweight
>>34708412No, I wanted less midwits to understand me and have to google it.
>>34707970She's a freak and a degenerate too ironically
Foids what are you wearing rn?
>>34708423Bath towels
>>34708423T-shirt, jeans, sneakers, and a lab coat.
>>34708427Good morning, JH.
>>34708318Because it's stupid and clouding and infatuating and makes you think you're in love when you aren't and breaks your heart for no reason. It's fake as fuck.
femanon, why aren't you pregnant rn?
>>34708421she's a former fatty so thats expected
Do I have any chance as a mentally ill 5'5 35 year old virgin (diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder and other issues, also probably autistic but it wasn't able to be determined twice through tests)? I own a house, have some hobbies, and have an $800k net worth because all I have in my life is my job pretty much. Or should I just continue to never leave my house and never interact with people because I'm subhuman?
>>34708433Haven't gotten permission to milk >him yet.
>>34708434Has nothing to do with her weight. You have a fat fetish
>>34708428Good morning.>>34708433Because we haven't started trying yet. That's next week.
>>34708012>>34708018So all I have to do is be 6'4 with the frame of the hulk?
>>34707935you need dick
GenderDo you have two types you are attracted to? One? More? I have two
>>34708448No
>>34708431skill issue
>>34708448im attracted to cute girls, thats it
>>34708448You mean physically?
>>34708448F. Blonds and blondes.
>>34708436it is your choice really, being alone is very boring I like friends
Women does male sexuality annoy you?
>>34708450Don't act like you're immune to it
>>34708440absolutely notI hate fat people of all kinds
>>34708459No, because I know there are men who don't use their sexuality as an excuse to be disruptive or disrespectful.
>>34708448Myeah, a few
Femanons, do you get aroused when you see men lick things?
>>34708459As a concept, no. Why would it?
Why am I not getting likes on dating app? I really thought my newest updates to my profile were good
>>34708448F A couple. More than one.
>>34708469needs more cat pictures
>>34708465Not particularly. Guys fingering things weirdly works for me, though. I think it has to do with the fact I can't see their faces and it's mildly more explicit.
I just found out a water park near me has an online stream.That sounds really weird, like you're streaming people running around in bathing clothes who're not even aware of it!?
>>34708465If >he's doing the full lip bite thing.
>>34708475I'd think they have to legally post a notice about that.
>>34708477>post a noticeI doubt that is enough for a live online stream.But I just checked and they are blurring out the people somewhat, still weird imo.
Men,My husband (35 yo) has words of affirmation as his primary love language. I'm confused on how to actually provide that? When asking him he gave a vague Deflecting answer "you set the standard" (me)Any tips?
Women are you an RN (Registered Nurse)?Men are you an RN (Real Nigga)?
>>34708471I have one cat pic
>>34708479Call him a real nigga
>>34708479its basically just a praise kink, you know. Just say nice things about him
>>34708481Im a RN dating a RN
I despise my body
>>34708487I despise your body too.
>>34708486got a pair of GN's over here
>>34708487nice cock bro
>>34708464>>34708470What are your types?
>>34708489whats a GN? Good night?
>>34708484That seems so easy to me i guess it felt like I'm missing something
>>34708487Have you considered merging with the certainty of steel?
Ive noticed that when youre on a date with an 8/10 they like to give you false hope even if theyre going to reject any future invitations to dates whilst below 8/10s just straight up reject you outright so you know not to waste your time/hope on themwomen you can find out your real attractiveness by considering which strategy you employ
>>34708479ooh, you burly behemoth of a man, you give me the confidence to talk reckless to retail employees knowing i can have you crush their skulls at any time with no chance to retaliate
>>34708479Not completely sure but as others said he probably likes when you verbally appreciate what he does. And he doesn't want to give you pointers because he wants it to come natural, so the praise is legit and not forced
>>34708478nta just being being in a public place you're kinda consenting to possibly being recorded or photographed.
>>34708497They will claim that they have to be nice or else they would get raped
>>34708495Also>When asking him he gave a vague Deflecting answer "you set the standard" (me)This is understandable, because he wants you to say things that you actually believe and think about him. If he tells you what to say, it won't feel as genuine
>>34708502the technology to rape someone through a chat app hasnt been invented yet so Im not buying your theorythey continue to act "nice" after the date just rejecting any offers with lame excuses
>>34708479it means he is open to feedback on how he spends his time and energy as a husband and would like you to guide him on what to do more/less of, through the creative tool of compliments
>>34708497I don't do retarded 1-10 scale ratings for looks.
Should i jerk off to latinas or asians today?
>>34708507what do you use to rate someone's looks then?i find a 2 dimensional scale is plenty.
>>34708423Frog and toad shirt, cat jacket, jeans
Is Pepe the frog to males what hellokitty is to women?
>>34708501That depends on the country, of course.And it depends doubly if it's just that you're in the background of somebody's pic or if you are streamed online.
>>34708509nta I use qualitative rather than quantitive.
>>34708512If she doesn't shitpost with pepe, I don't want her.If she doesn't let me shitpost with hello kitty, I don't want her.
>>34708512Purrhaps but I was never a hello kitty girl
>>34708508you should not jerk off
>>34708516girls who like hello kitty, miffy and disney tend to be cute thoughbeit
>>34708518Why not?? :(
>>34708508As a Latina belt citizen pls jerk off onto a job application submit yourself to grindr
>>34708462Doubt
>>34708509I don't rate other people's looks. That's stupid.
>>34708513True, but if it's something like a waterpark it's most likely going to be crowd scenes and focusing on the actual attractions rather than the people. If you pay for a ticket you're most likely agreeing to terms that they make sure you know beforehand, even if it's just something written on the ticket in really small print.
Men I keep thinking of my stupid fuck ex advice me on how to not
>>34708524i suppose youll date 1/10s then
If her height starts with a 4, she's a whore
>>34708527What did your ex advice you on not to do?
>>34708521I have a job lol.>grindrBut i love women
>>34708530It rhymes so it must be true..
>>34708529I've only ever dated one person in my life, and people who are so disfigured that they're hideous are extremely rare, so no I haven't. I fail to see how this disproves rating other people's looks as stupid.
>>34708527get back with him
I'm 1998 M. Can i date a 2006 F?
>>34708521What a sentence.Stop typing with one hand, bud.
>>34708537yes but not for another 8 years minimum
>>34708530Imagine being left by a legally binding midget and getting mad at this tiny problem > t.5’6” slut
>>34708536I don't want her anymore.
>>34708537of course my dude
>>34708530>400cmThat's an insane height there.
>>34708543He wouldn’t post her btw I love his Mormon stupid face can’t believe I fumbled a professor
>>34708219Going down on a woman is an inherently submissive act , and the slightest sign of not being throroughly dominant and assertive makes women ick out strongly and immediately. If you want to get eaten out, maybe become more tolerant towards men being human and not hyperdominant Alpha Chadmachines
>>34708431That’s why you need all the facts first
>>34708548NTA>If I eat out a girl, she'll get the ick!Okay, no blowjobs for you then.
>>34708551deal
>>34708551that literally happened, not joking
>>34708347FYes, my gut has never proven me wrong in my assumptions of people.
>>34708423Khakis n a polo
>>34708554Horrible head game
>>34708548I feel very dominated when my bf eats me out so well that I'm accidentally trying to crush his head with my thighs and he's still going just holding me still.
>>34708555Confirmation bias.
>>34708423Metal shirt lose linen pants
>>34708548>chadsexual incel trying to keep is cuck fantasy to himself for one nanosecond challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>34708433Because he doesn't even know we're gonna get married yet.
>>34708448FDisgustingly educated men Metalheads Blond men that look like Haaland
>>34708557Is this a meme about those office sirens dancing on tiktok?
>>34708448MCurvy, skinny fat women and skinny, flat women.
Would ever date a tranny?>23yo, born and raised female>never…
>>34708563When did you meet him?
>>34708448FIs handsome men a type? But yes. I like auburns/redheads.>>34708497Sweet, I'm at least an 8. Always figured I was a 7.
>>34708570MNope, I wouldn't date either kind.
>>34708448I have a thing for drummers I think
>>34708560Can't help it if I can clock freaks, fags, and fake bitches.
>>34708570Your dad/mom was fun but I wouldn’t call it dating
Hello. Where is my korean wife, myao?
>>34708574Drummers are so hot based
>>34708565No it's the truth and a callback to that shitty insurance commercial>okay "jake from statefarm" what are you wearing?>uhh... khakis
>>34708572>>Sweet, I'm at least an 8wanna go out sometime? :)
>>34708579She was apparently listening to Tool in the wee hours of the morning.
>>34708578Found the tranny….
Don't want to be inconsiderate, but did any girl here get raped or have something horrific happen to them that alters your view of sex and the opposite gender?I found out some nasty shit about my now ex, and it broke me to the point of depersonalization. I got PTSD and women make me mad jumpy and uncomfortable and I fucking HATE it... I used to be Chad lite, and now I have social anxiety and trust issues.How does one overcome a massive sexual trauma?
>>34708580Daniel Erlandsson<3
>>34708562audible kek>>34708558Nah every other girl apparently love it. She just had a weird thing with being super sub , was tiny and eventually tried getting with a 2m tall friend of mine, presumably to get dommed even harder. I think she was legit Chadsexual in the same way as an incel. >>34708559Thats an interesting and different perspective, thanks
>>34708588> I found out some nasty shit about my now ex, and it broke me to the point of depersonalization.What did you find out > did any girl here get raped or have something horrific happen to them that alters your view of sex and the opposite gender?Yes and you learn to live with it, unfortunately that’s the only way
>>34708588No but it happened to one girl I knew. She was about bmi 10s, got sexually abused at 7, and that’s how her anorexia nervosa started. She realized she tried to make herself undesirable by starvation. She went to therapy for so many years before recovering.
>>34708588>I found out some nasty shit about my now ex,>How does one overcome a massive sexual trauma?Are you saying you have massive sexual trauma because of something that happened to your ex...?
how do you deal with stuff thats just in your head
Femanons, do you want to be tied up or be the one doing the tying?
Having a soulmate is hard work
>>34708598It’s a moid so I’m going to guess she “cheated”
>>34708577Treating a personal track record as proof that your instincts are ALWAYS accurate is kinda dumb. Gives you a false sense of security. Have you never read The Ugly Duckling? The Boy Who Cried Wolf? The Tortoise and the Hare? Little Red Riding Hood? Beauty and the Beast? The Frog Prince? Etc.?
>>34708601Oooh who is itand why
>>34707957W rizz
>>34708600I want to be tired up and starved. Though, I frequently imagine (you) conked out and fucking you while (you) are. Somnophilia
>>34708605We want everything to be amazing for each other including things out of our control
>>34708593won't say exactly what, it doesn't matter.>>34708598no, she did some ghastly stuff behind my back. For men getting cucked is psychologically the same feeling rape is for women>no control of the situation>loss of autonomy>huge traumaYes we're physically stronger and can beat/rape you but women are way more mentally conniving and evil in other, more sneaky ways.
>>34708448i don't think as far as looks goes there isn't anything that i specifically prefer, i think it's a turn off when they are not intelligent, i want someone that is into stuff that i am into but also different enough that there is something for me to learn and find out and have a proper conversation and stuff. looks alone isn't enough for me.
>>34708600I want to do the tying I want to tease a man until he cries and begs and he becomes so needy he can’t talk
>>34708610>For men getting cucked is psychologically the same feeling rape is for womenI am a man and no it is absolutely not.>getting cuckedJust say "cheated", like a normal fucking person.I am just going to assume you are lying otherwise.
>>34708609nta It's kinda stupid to assume everything will always be good in a relationship.
>>34708609Sounds destined to fail anon
>>34708614NTAAre you physically weak?
>>34708610>>34708602I FUCKING CALLED IT AHAHAHHAHAGod they never change do they, say that to the eipstein boys or the men in wartorn places or the men in jail. No wonder you got cucked
>>34708610>For men getting cucked is psychologically the same feeling rape is for womenM I think that's wrong. You're dumb, anon.
>>34708600I want to be tied up, but just loosely enough that I can eventually break out. So I can have that glimmer of hope of escape while getting messed up, and the exhaustion of the whole struggle will tire me out to the point that even once I'm free I'd still be vulnerable.
>>34708615yes it fucking absolutely is. Finding out your wife had affairs and talked shit behind your back while actively lying to you and gaslighting you into thinking you're crazy for noticingISabsolutely evil and the male equivalent of getting raped (unless gay rape)
>>34708610>For men getting cucked is psychologically the same feeling rape is for womenBro get real. Its not. What does however affect us far more is getting backstabbed. And while sex ain't shit for women because they can have it on tap wherever they go, the betrayal means a lot to men. That said, by letting that girl destroy your ability to ever be normal again you're basically allowing her to remote cuck you for the rest of your life. Is that what you want
>>34708626You aren't required to respond to bait
>>34708599Tell brain to shut up
>>34708625MIt sucks and is cruel but the male equivalent of rape is getting raped
>>34708625Currently happening to my rn but it's my man doing it to me and he doesn't know I know. His bag is already packed.
>>34708626>lmao just get over it broit doesn't work that way faggot. Holy shit you cavemen are absolutely retarded and biased.
>>34708599lobotomy
>>34708588You are going to get cheated on by every single woman you date because you haven’t been good enough for anyone ever
>>34708610>For men getting cucked is psychologically the same feeling rape is for women.M How childish.
>>34708625Nope.It's a shit thing to do, but it does not equal rape.
>>34708636isn't that basically the default male experience nowadays?
>>34708628I don't differentiate between bait and retardation. Always assume theres lurkers s who may benefit from the advice without participating in the discussion. >>34708634Thats literally how it works. Even for genuine rape victims. Get over it.
>>34708610>For men getting cucked is psychologically the same feeling rape is for womenBro, you fucked up pretty hard to have the MEN react to that.
>>34708549And how long is that supposed to take. How do you know when you have enough. How do you know when you're still in the throes of infatuation or if you're seeing things clearly.
>>34708625Holy fucking victim broCome over here and let me rape you since you clearly want to beI’ll tie you up like the little hoe you are
>>34708608Why starved?
They call me Thor the way I got The Hammer
>>34708630This, actually. You need to kinda gaslight yourself.
>>34708347MMost of my problems are caused by not vibing it out and going with my gut
>ask girl out>she agrees>flakes because shes sick>then goes on a working holiday but she sends me pictures for some reason and says she wants to meet up when she gets back>actually asks me out when she gets back>its this sundayhow will it go lads?im guessing itll go nowhere, usually when you chat for too long the dates end up going nowhere. or its just a cope pattern ive developed because most dates go nowhere anyway
>>34708646Because I want the pain and torture of being starved. And then I won’t have to do it myself.
>>34708643When you can honestly forsee a future that's not all rainbows.
>>34708640For that guy specifically yes
>>34708652Women are absolute freaks
>>34708347MYes.>>34708649Same. -_-The theme of this year for me seems to be the importance of not ignoring my gut.
>>34708652I thought you mistyped "stabbed"."Starved" is oddly specific, do you have a history of EDs?
>>34708655So are men someone give a sub to play with like the biggest strongest sub oh my goood I love me a pain whore so much and when men weep it’s so pretty
How to win the heart of a fat girl? I want to squish her tummy and have her sit on my face
>>34708616Yea I’m okay with that>>34708617No everything that matters is so good
>>34708660buy her food
>>34708644I'm not farming pity points or trying to be a victim, I'm trying to claw my way back into being normal again, and there is always a fucking grated ceiling I see through but I can't get out of.It literally changed my whole personality and turned me into a distrustful, weirdo hermit, dude.Whenever I do ask for help or advice, it's always you 'believe wahmen' virgin simo faggots who have only ever seen women through a monitor that fucking put me down and minimize the trauma based sorely on the fact that I'm a guy, and that bad shit cannot happen to us sexually.Like, I literally want to kill myself and don't enjoy life anymore. But whatever.You faggots are right. I deserved to have my world shatter, and women deserve to fuck anyone with impunity I guess.Man fuck you retarded niggers.
>>34708652Why do you starve yourself, anon?
>>34708643You have to have your questions ready. You should know what you want and what matters to you, and either they match you there or they don’t. And they should have their own too
>>34708662Oh, it's you
>>34708660Never tell her you like her because she’s fat
>>34708662Just come out and say that you really like the sex.
>>34708669Stay mad bye
>>34708665Learn to read properly.
Looks like "Rejection is Rape" anon has a new friend.
>>34708673You're very immature
>>34708675I like how he rephrased his position slightly to seem more sympathetic and people are still shitting on him.
what's the opposite of rape?
>new gf>exactly my type in terms of looks and personality >took all her firsts somehow>only issues are that she wants to go to college/work, and it takes me like 10 minutes to make her cum(which is faster than when she masturbates)>shes really tight and makes me cum within like 3 minutes>physically cannot fuck her for as long as id likefuck bros, what do i do?
>>34708497Being attractive also means you're polite.
>>34708675Literally lmao I hope he gets raped in the water wars
>>34708673You are an entitled piece of shit.
praying for all anons laboring in the dating app mines
>>34708675Good comparison.Same retarded mindset.
>>34708681nta I've found this to not be the case at all. Pretty privilege is a thing.
>>34708678Lol. It might actually be the same anon, yeh.
>>34708653Problems can be idealized too>>34708667Things can "match" on paper. And you can ignore things that don't until it's too late. In the moment you don't even know it's happening it just seems normal and only when you look back do you realize that was I thinking. It's scary.
>>34708687in my experience attractive girls are way nicer than the uglier onespsychology research finds the same. they did studies on how social/friendly people were on the phone, and then they rated the attractiveness of the people on the phone without knowing who was who.attractive people are consistently rated as more friendly
>>34708660Look another bot
>>34708685I let my curiosity get the better of me and through some money at Tinder to check out who's using it in the city I'm planning on moving to.I was surprised to see that the overwhelming majority of women it showed me had professional-quality photos taken of themselves just for their profiles. It was like an endless sea of women all striking similar poses and looking very boring to meI must've spent half an hour sifting through it and only liked like three women. Doubt I'll bother using the app once I move there
>>34708689Really good point actually. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, etc.
>>34708683Who is that?
>>34708679
>>34708643It gets easier with experience. I've wasted less and less time on each women I've met that ultimately wasn't right for me.
>plan social outing for months>am actually excited to go>day comes>suddenly don't want to go>people start blowing up my phone>social anxiety skyrockets>make up excuses>stay at home, browse 4chany watch youtube, smoke weed, masturbate>regret it afterwardsI guess this is why I don't have any friends and haven't touched a woman since 2023
Why does my monitor whine like a swarm of crickets when I turn it on. Holy hell it's so loud.
>>34708655As if you males aren’t??>>34708658I wouldn’t mind being stabbed either as long I die from it. I only pretty recently developed one.>>34708666To torture myself before I die.
>>34708700Anon, you've got to stop smoking weed. It's the weed.
>>34708691People who are considered attractive may sometimes get treated differently. Those experiences can shape how they act.
>>34708665>Like, I literally want to kill myself and don't enjoy life anymore. But whatever.You really are a little hoe. Come over here and I’ll help you with that.
>>34708431Real as fuck. Crushes are the same way. Uncontrolled runaway daydreaming about what life with a person could be like when you don't really know anything about them. God cursed us with imaginations with which to torture ourselves.
>>34708703weed is the only thing I like doing so no chance
>>34708704doesn't change that theyre considered more friendly and the like
>>34708679Being rejected? Both are traumatic life experiences. I wouldn't wish rejection or rape on anyone.
>>34708702Why don't you just do the die part?
>>34708707I'm not telling you that because I want you to be miserable, I'm telling you that because I have to deal with the same thing. I mistakenly learned to use weed as my only source of enjoyment and ended up abusing it for years because of that.
>>34708702Why die when you find somebody who you can be with in such an intimate way that he even makes something so intense enjoyable for you?
Women, what would've happened if every mature woman had a huge fat ass like those in rule 34 pics?
>>34708709Wait, wtf? I don't agree that being cucked is the same as rape. That's a different anon. I've never been cucked.
>>34708712lmao love isn't real and women are literally evil
>>34708712Bro, if she doesn't love herself, how is she supposed to love anyone else?
>>34708710Because I need maximum self destruction >>34708712Because there is no one like that I believe
>>34708701Needs to be cleaned and fixed.
The white tiger
>>34708717Sour grapes.
>>34708720Like me :P
>>34708680Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha. She's unrelaxed with you. Do lot of foreplay and use lube on her.
>>34708696kek
>>34708717Love is the only thing that's real.I've met many evil women and evil men. Doesn't mean good ones aren't out there.
>>34708610Well what did she do?
>>34708728Love fizzles out in 3 to 6 months and then they start fucking other guys. If you want loyalty get a dog my friend.
>>34708715Idk what that means, but I'd feel less special if more people had huge butts.
>>34708732That's lust and infatuation, not love.
>>34708732Just don’t fuck the dog.
>>34708733Why though? What if you were also one of those people?
>>34708724Well go get cleaned and make an appointment to see your male psychologist.
>>34708732Which explains all those old couples that have been married for so long. Dumbass...
>>34708719>Because there is no one like that I believeThat's not what I asked though.
>>34708717>>34708732Do you guys have mothers?
Foids do you ever wear dresses these days?
>>34708748On certain occasions, sure.
>>34708740It’s really not that hard to see that I answered your fucking question dude. What you described: there’s no one out there like that. How else am I supposed to answer exactly?
>>34708739NTAHe's just gonna move to the "Beta Bux" cope.
>>34708748Always. I don’t wear pants anymore at all.
>>34708725>she's unrelaxedyeah and im pretty big so that doesnt help>Do lot of foreplay and use lube on her.i am, i dont even start fucking her until she cums at least onceim thinking of getting a toy to make her cum faster but man shes so close to being perfect, it bothers me
>>34708751It's a what-if situation, just like your tied up and starved.
>>34708754nta. Full on dresses? Not even just a skirt? Really? Are you English?
>>34708732My dog is also a slut, she gets on her back for anyone who gives her a bit of attention
>>34708712Nta.Hinging the decision of whether or not to kill yourself on how another person makes you feel is a bad idea anon.>>34708748Not often. I have a hard time finding dresses that fit me. Someone my size is apparently 5'4" and a B cup and I am neither of those.
>>34708600Tied up.But I don't mind turning the tables once in a blue moon just to get to see him fall apart while he's helpless.
>>34708755Maybe she's cheating on you. Doubt it. Idk anon, why are you trying to self sabotage your relationship
>>34708762Anon, ok, anon.Man, everybody got a stuck up their ass in here today.
>>34708761That's mean, your dog is your dog. Please treat your dog well.
>>34708743My mother cheated on my father while she was travelling, which my father paid for. I know exactly what you whores are.
>>34708748I have dresses but no one to wear them for and nothing to wear them to.
>>34708760Sometimes skirts but mostly dresses. American.
>>34708754Hot
>>34708743Nta but my mother was a cold hearted cunt who told me every day of her life how much she hated my father and regretted meeting him while still married to my father
>>34708758Alright, sorry for being an asshole. I wouldn’t have to starve if he exists.
wtf the paperwork I didn't do this week never got done. how did that happen
>>34708774Are you feeling on the edge today?
>>34708711it's not weed I have AVPDWithout weed I just buy a bottle of vodka and slam it aline in my room.
>>34708777You should get help for your substance abuse disorder.
>>34708771nta Do you have autism? I just ask that because a lot of autistic people I've known dress... eccentrically.
>>34708623>>34708763How often do you want to be tied up? Would you mind being tied up for days?
>>34708774nta so you admit that if you had a good reason to keep going, you'd keep going.
>>34708780NTA and M, but wearing dresses and skirts is not autistic at all.
>>34708779I used to be very outgoing and popular and loved interacting with people.Then she cheated on me, and now I don't do any of those things, and spend my peak youth cooped up in my room on a friday night.Wbu niggas?
My short torso and long arms make me look like a knuckle dragging ape
>>34708780Are you assuming she dresses like Ms. Frizzle?
being low bf% is kinda cringe desu
>>34708783It can be if it deviates from conventional norms. Like wearing a fedora or whatever.
>>34708764i feel inadequate honestly. and i know for a fact she physically cannot cheat due to circumstances lol
>>34708789Well NOW I am...
>>34708790Your tricks won't work on me.
It must all be imaginary
>>34708768I do but it is annoying that she gets more excited to meet new people than she does for me. And if someone wanted to steal her she'd happily jump in their car and let them. This bitch aint loyal yo
My long ribcage, low weight, and perpetually bloated gut make me look like one of the worm aliens from men in black.
>>34708776Always
>>34708791lmao
There is a light, and it never goes out.
>>34708796I'm gonna pet your dog and she's gonna like it faggot. I'm gonna give her treats and she'll follow me around
>>34708785How did she cheat on you? See a psychologist for it. Dont let it get bad. Dont let your ex make you feel bad for the mistakes she made or he. Write in a journal it'll help. Start smoking less, when you get the urge to want to drink, chew gum. Go to a sauna
>>34708780So many ppl assume I have it so I may as well just say yes.
>>34708792She's in a wheelchair? She can't drive? anon stop feeling inadequate
>>34708796You don't know that she might walk home if she eventually realized the stranger wasn't taking her back to you.
>>34708795?
>>34708804Ok, now I honestly feel kinda bad. I apologize.
>>34708803By fucking other dudes and lying about it?Did therapy, fuck all that shit it doesn't help.
>>34708796Have you tried teaching her? Tbh it's a good thing she's a friendly dog, at least your dog is healthy. Be thankful.
>>34708805Hey, people in wheelchairs can cheat and drive.
>>34708809 Do group therapy if it helps. And please do get help.
I dont care about foosball.
>>34708737I already have a big butt, it's like MY thing.
>>34708814I've been to shrinks ever since I was a kid, all they ever did was put me on SSRIs that dulled my dopamine receptors. Probably why I even turned avoidant in the first place.When my HS sweetheart cucked me, I got jacked and fucked more women than ever. This one, she stomped my ego into the dirt and I don't feel like pursuing the same things anymore.Maybe Schopenhauer and Biggie were right -- Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>34708773I'm >>34708769And same lolMy mother was the cold cunt me and my siblings were afraid of and my father was the friendly one. Then after she cheated and they got a divorce, we went to live with my father and he became an angry violent drunk, and then our mother tried to be friendly to us by reaching out again years later. Entire family ruined by one whore.
>>34708820Is it just the butt or thighs as well? I mean, do you go through pants often?
>>34708719>Because I need maximum self destructionNo, you need therapy. I think it would be kinda fun to put a woman ina cage and starve her as some kind of sexual larp, but if you're genuinely anorexic its not fun.
>>34708732Yewah maybe don''t gf up every girl immediately? Keep it casual until the infiatuation simmers down, then you can see who really sticks around long haul.Seriously, turning every summer fling, temporary crush and two night stand into a long term committed relationships is so fucking stupid. You can easily eliminate 90% of your woman woes by not going all in with every woman who lets you skeet on her tits.
>>34708829nta it's not fun if she's into it? I think you have some issues of your own desu.
>>34708805her parents are extremely religious and controlling, and we live in a small town. they treat her like a kid. i basically monopolize her free time.>stop feeling inadequate im trying but it legit broke my heart when she finally opened up and asked me for more last time we had sex and i just couldnt perform. had to use my hands instead. i guess im just comparing it to my ex who i could make finish without even trying, and she wasnt too tight to the point where i cum so fast, so i could always outlast her and keep going until she threw in the towel. that shit made me feel so good mentally.
How do I stop my hair from constantly falling in my face
>>34708834If shes into it for the wrong reasons aka a genuine desire for self destruction, then it is indeed not fun.
>>34708837Get a better haircut
>>34708833I literally don't want to have sex with people I don't love. That sounds nasty and degenerate.
>>34708839I like it long though
My favorite part of femanon is the crispy bits
>>34708841Then do the man bun thing. I'm assuming you're a guy because a woman would not ask this question.
Women what does a clit feel like?
She wonts it
You must have known there would be consequences.This is not the sort of thing you just talk about or casually show off. Even displaying your computer screen in public was a mistake.
>>34708802STOP or she's not getting a treat after her walk>>34708806How's she gonna walk home if she hops in someone's car?>>34708810Teaching her what? She's pretty well trained
>>34708828I'm on the bigger side from the waist-down, so thighs included. I haven't changed sizes in a couple years despite getting more in shape, though.
>>34708844Why do cannibals always deep-fry the feet first? What joy do they find in gnawing the breaded flesh of human toes off the bones?
>>34708781Frequency =/= duration. Idk whenever one of us is in the mood for it I guess. I like being used and played with with my autonomy denied.>daysI don't have a kidnapping/murder fetish so no? Need to eat and do errands, pee, work etc. Doing it past sex time would imply something more serious, need to let me out to live between rounds.
>>34708846It feels like a snuggly wrapped up little present when I think about it. Otherwise it feels like nothing.
>>34708853Holy shit she has heterophobia
You jerked off to memories of your mother wearing flip flops during days at the beach. You remain aroused by the thought of her feet.
>>34708853ANIME DOGGO!
>>34708841You can keep the length, just get it cut so it isn't shaped like that anymore
>>34708825Maybe it's the ssris that fucked you up that ruined your mental health.
>>34708859And she's racist. Her only good traits>>34708862Wut
>>34708859>heterophobiaThe MeToo movement was a form of mass heterophobic paranoia. You could call it the Straight Panic Defense. It showed that heterophobia is a society wide problem.
>>34708866>And she's racist??? Does she bite blacks
The cluster of men in identical armor and livery besieging my castle is triggering my trypophobia. Will it be relieved once they are slain by vats of burning oil?
Heterochromia is the eye thing.
>>34708869She barks at them
>>34708492TomboysAltgirlsGothsThats the only types I've been somewhat succesful with at least
>>34708873She wants to eat them. She thinks they are food.
>>34708829You really therapy fixes anything and everything? I’m so tired of hearing therapy this therapy that as if it’s magic. Talking doesn’t help shit. Talking kind of got me into this anyway.
>>34708873Did you train her to do that? Or someone else?
>>34708853>How's she gonna walk home Have you never seen Homeward bound? A dog will walk 100 miles if it really wants to get home.
foids how racist are you?one thing I found funny when I actually started talking to women is that they're much more racist than they're openly willing to admit
I'm angry >:|
>>34708880Ok, that's enough 4chan for me for today. See you guys later.
My name is Randall but some call me Randy
>>34708875I don't think that's quite it>>34708877She's a natural. But I assume it's because she's very sheltered and has met very few blacks in her life>>34708879That movie is about Shadow. Pic related is Shadow
>>34708883this nigga got named after a GOT characterby the way, you know how richard is long for dick?what is randall long for?
>>34708880I'm a guy but unfortunately women aren't very racist. Last time I went mask off on a date she spilled her drink in my face.
>>34708820But it's not that bad though, you could hangout with girls who are built just like you and they'd definitely be friends with you.
I compete with other males for access to females for breeding
>>34708883My name is Mitchel but some call me Mitch.
>>34708886Randy >>34708893Mitch the bitch
>>34708887Kek wtf did you to make her do that Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha
>>34708885Champ and Sassy erasure
>>34708895Please stop.
>>34708895but what is randy long for?Dick > Rick > Richard??? > Randy > Randall
>>34708897she let it slip she used to date some arab nigger, and I made some distasteful comments. Wouldn't have gone anywhere anyways, women who sleep with the enemy are lower than dirt.
>>34708898>bulld*g>c*tYes. Erase them from existence.
>>34708902What was her race?
>>34708887lmao skill issueyou're not supposed to open with it anon, you ease them into the racism
>>34708905white obviously>>34708906I don't ease into shit when they're coalburners
>>34708676>>34708683Lol
>>34708846Like a tiny bean under skin
>>34708901Nothing? It's already a shortened form of Randall, Randolph, or in some cases, Andrew.
>>34708908Hehe haha.
>>34708907What's your race?
Women, how quickly would you get over your bf's suicide? Be honest
>>34708915also white. I'd never entertain women of other races, they just aren't attractive to me. No, I don't understand chink fetishization from anime losers either.
>>34708846Are you the clit commander?
I can’t help you with that
>>34708918>I'd never entertain women of other raceslmao
>>34708921Likewise
I would not be able to date someone even with the same name as a second cousin
genderHolloway or Mcreggor
>>34708921Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
>>34708927Same lol. I don't want to date a woman with the same name as any of my relatives.
>>34708927I once had sex with a woman who had the same first name as my younger cousin, who looked like a younger version of my older cousin. Freud was laughing at me from the afterlife.
Women, have you ever overdosed on dih
So many deep sighs 2day
>>34708928MMcGregor is the greatest UFC fighter of all time. He can't lose.
>>34708846the question is where is it?
>>34708934I don't even know where to find any of that.
What's the woman version of sportsball?
>>34708890You only compete if you're a non-Chad. The tall Chads get approached by bitches themselves and then they have their pick.
I want to marry a woman but never initiate sex so we never have itMake her die inside
Dreamed about her last night -_-
>>34708941Reality shows?
>>34708900You love it >>34708901Rand
Women, would this work?
hey anons! how are you all doing today?i need your help with something hehe...i'd like to have a weird girl glow up, stop sticking to aesthetics and dress eclectic and cool.i have some questions, if you'd answer I'd be really grateful1) should i dye my hair crazy colors? i don't mean the whole hair but i've been thinking of getting chunky highlights and dying it pastel colors with temporary dyes (such as baby pink, lilac or light blue).2) where can i get cool ecological clothes, leather shoes or ecological fabrics? i'd like to do thrift flips with my mother in law (she knows how to sew really well).3) where can i get jewelry that is made out of silver for a fair price? should i wear a little nose dot and my ear piercings?i dunno if this are good ideas but i used to dress all black and i got bored of it. i'd like to incorporate colors and have a style. this could be fun! I am not pretty but at least i can be cool. i love everything art nouveau and victorian related so that will be my inspiration
>>34708887>I'm a guy butOnce again proving that incels are the biggest fucking attention whores on 4chan.
femanons, whats your favorite /gif/ general?
Wonder what my life would be like now if I got that seapunk dye job in high school that I wanted.
>>34708955It doesn't work if other people choose for you retard
>>34708951MLmaoYeah there is also no chance of you ever getting a text or call from her. Even if a woman isn't immediately turned off by you acting like the opposite of a confident man with the apologizing and immediate running away like a shy school boy, she will be too anxious to call your number herself.A certain amount of discomfort is just avoidable in how human mating is set up. Men for getting rejected, women for getting confident advances when they are not wanted. As logn as you don't corner women and take the hint if they are not down for it you're good to go.And never ever ever ever listen to Xittertards for anything. I've never read anything from there that wasn't a pile of hot virtue signaling garbage.
>>34708955i love an artist called madame dabi. she will be my inspiration tooi want to dress in a demure way tho hehe
I should give up on women for now and just focus on art.
>>34708965There's no reason to participate on a process where I know I will fail
>>34708962i mean yes hehe but i'd like some ideas or guidance. i need help please, i am kinda bad with fashion and stuff. if i ask my mom she will be like "honey, please just dress classical, like i do". she dresses cute but i don't want to dress like a 50yo lady
>>34708969what kind of art do you make anon? thats cool. don't give up! you can be open without actively searching
>>34708970yes there is, you gain experience
>>34708970everyone fails at life and dies, but you are still alive anon
>>34708976Failure isn't experience, it's just failure
Has anyone here done molly or blow? What’s it like? Where do I find it?
>>34708951>SafeWho do I look like to you, Christopher fucking Columbus
>>34708955try consignment stores for unusual piecesetsy, facebook marketplace, instagram artists, etc for novel jewelry
>>34708976nta people around here don't care about experience. It's either all or nothing.
>>34708977I have failed at dying
>>34708951it always depends on lots of variables anon... there's no magic formula
>>34708975I really can't be open for a while. I'll open back up next year.I like to write, design games, draw and paint. I want to try cel animation and sculpting with polymer clay.
>>34708970What you're doing is called anticipatory rejection, avoiding the shame and hurt of actualy rejection by rejecting yourself before someone else does it.Basically punching yourself in the face constantly so people see that they don't need to bother.Suffice to say, this hurts your self esteem more than going for what you want and failing. In fact , your way of thinking is more effective at making yourself feel like shit than getting kicked in the balls by 100 foids in a row. What really happens is that you experience that nothing bad happens upon rejection, making you care less about it, thus becoming more confident and more attractive to women in addition to hitting on them easily and winning by sheer numbers even if you're a genuine loser with nothing to offer.Its basic behavioural psychology.
>>34708970So don't
>>34708978no, failure is experience
>>34708978nta mistakes are how you learn, jackass. Or, that's how it works for most people anyway.
>>34708982ok, thank you anon, but my budget is pretty low. cant afford handcrafted. maybe i could make websites for artists on exchange for jewelry. I've been thinking of making a website to get a dog.
>>34708984same anon. please don't give up. if you need someone to talk to, i am here. best wishes!
>>34708992you're hopelessly bad with money
>>34708986that is incredibly cool! can i see any of your art?i want to do clay trinkets blind boxes for my familyyou could do a no dating year, maybe it will help. it doesen't sound like a bad idea.
>>34708969Ive done the same thing. Really focusing on building myself and strengthening my mind. Maybe in a couple years, but I will be aged out of the dating market
>>34708992You know how much stuff is out there that lets people make their own website? A lot.
>>34708989If my goal is to jump three stories in a single bound and regardless of how hard I jump and how much I try, is my failure just experience towards jumping that high or should just be a warning to stop trying?>>34708990The only mistake was to try in the first place
>>34708995yes lol! i love eating out and giving people random gifts. my bf is bad with money too, so we are taking a financial literacy course on college next year hehe
>>34708996>you could do a no dating year,I did seven of those before my last hack at it. I'll probably only need a few months off this time.I don't have anything to share right now, but I'll share stuff here in the future.I shared a bit of game design a few threads ago if you'd like to dig around in the archives for it. They're catbox links.
>>34708934Yea
>>34709001How are those even closely related to each other? How fucking retarded are you
>>34708995I splurge on occasion as a gift for those around me. Usually food or experiences. But i'm quite frugal, desu.
>>34709001You shouldn't be setting unrealistic goals. That's setting yourself up for failure before you even start. Self sabotaging again. I think you need to talk to a therapist about your issues.
>>34708998hey i wanted to do the same. but you will never quite get to be "perfect". there is never a perfect moment to date. you will always have issues. i opened myself to love and it was the best decision i've made. i need to fix myself still and he does too, but we have eachother's support
>>34709002nta... so, you're paying someone to tell you how to be good with money...
I'm really about to pack up my life, move to another city and do the starving artist with a dayjob larp lol
>>34709007It's a pity party dawg
>>34709000i know but some puppy places have the crappiest websites. maybe they are bad with tech boomer that i could get a puppy from. i've been using computers for my whole life and i am good with design (i was going to upload a baby picture of me using a computer but i dunno if it's safe hehe)
>>34709007>>34709010That's the point. It's unrealistic. Trying is a foolish endeavor>I think you need to talk to a therapist about your issuesIt's a meme. I don't need to pay $100 a week just to have some fucking weirdo tell me useless advice when i can come here ;)
>>34709017yeah, I pressed hide on the chain
I just want a love like Chud and Fishwife
>>34709004have fun! i bet you will make cool stuff.i used to make cooking games on Scratch growing up. i still want to create a realistic cooking alchemy simulator
>>34709022>Trying is a foolish endeavorNo. Knowing the difference between something attainable and something that is not is the key.
I would kill KILL for a gf with a big clit
>>34709028No argument there
>>34709012lol, it is completely for free!
>>34709022>tell me useless advice when i can come here ;)Ok, then let's do this. Why are you afraid of failure?
>>34708981Yes? No? Maybe?I don't know...
>>34709030Go to your local IFBB show
>>34709026Who tf is fishwife
>>34709028OkWhy do you think women are not attainable to you?
>>34709026sorry for the ignorance... what is a fishwife?
>>34708951Some nerd apologizing profusely about wanting to contact you is really gonna get a girl's interest lmao
>>34709039hey I remember that show
>>34709033Not afraid. Just tired of it. Really kinda wish that I could stop failing and just fucking die already but what mental anguish my mother feels at seeing her son waste away pales in comparison to what seeing her only son dead in coffin would do to her for the rest of her life so I live on
>>34708951guys, I just learned this new trick its called giving a girl you number
>>34708951>>34709040>s-sorry M'lady , I am so uncouth as to lay mine eyes upon thee. W-would you honour me with a callback, h-heres my number *tips Fedora* *powerwalks away*
why dont you anons have gfs? you all seem pretty cool and fun to hangout with. you must be really ugly, unlucky or bad with women lol. i dont get it... some of you even are metalheads, artists and like anime. its sad, and i am sorry some of you anons cant find love
>>34709048I just never talk to women and avoid them if they do
>>34709048I didn’t try for several years and spent this year barking up the wrong tree. The wrong tree also asked me why I didn’t already have a gf
>>34709048I love cigarettes
>>34709043yeah i used to love it. i still make jokes about bo gregory or use his name
>>34709048I don't want to get hurt again plus I have more important things to focus on right now
>>34709045Perhaps you are setting your goals too high. At least for now. Instead of "trying to get a girlfriend" try "talking to a girl".
>>34709048>>34709050And then theres athe whole bit about being a later in life virgin, so I'm not willing to get relentlessly punished, ridiculed and humiliated by women for not knowing how to flirt and fuck.
>>34709050ok, so you don't like women or you are scared?>>34709051i am sorry, that is unfortunate >>34709052and? if it is an issue quit lol. what do you prefer, smoking or fucking and cuddling?
>>34709013yooo. i've been thinking about doing this for a while.
>>34709058>i am sorry, that is unfortunateI’m struggling to look at it as a learning experience and not a massive waste of my time, money and love, but I know it was the former even if it feels like the latter right now
>>34709038I'm a different species
>>34709054i am sorry you feel scared. i understand>>34709057awwww, im sorry anon. i hope you can find a nice woman one day or your person
>>34709055>talking to a girlLmao talkingI'm not a fucking 10 year oldToo late to start there
>>34709046*he looked over my shoulder at a restaurant and actually linked to my phone. was impressed.
>>34709063yes, i get it. i am sorry for you and i hope you have better luck
>>34709048>you all seem pretty cool and fun to hangout withReally? This place seems full of shitty mean people>some of you even are metalheads, artists and like animeI'm not any of those 3
>>347087486/7 days a week now.
>>34708951>>34709047
>>34709058I still fuck but I'm gonna keep smoking anyway
>>34709071>Too late to start thereAgain with the self sabotage. Are you sure you're not 10? Because I'm just hearing a lot of excuse.You don't WANT to change. You like the comfort of the known.
>>34709066I don't want a nice woman. I want the ability to find gfs and fuckbuddies at will like my friends do. A nice gf would have been cool when I was 20 as a starting point, but that ship has sailed. I'd rather have no woman than just one woman whom I have to be obedient towards due to a total lack of other options.
>>34709048I dont ever go outside
i used to be scared of people. i only had one friend. she was a slut. she would take me to bars and i would be happy to leave my house. but she hooked up with guys and left me alone. i would just get drunk. guys didn't really notice me, and if they did i felt really uncomfortable, didn't know what to say and would tell them I had a bf. she left me alone at 3am in a dangerous area full of hobos to have sex with a guy, so she isn't my friend anymore.
>>34709075Me too, god damn. I’m exhausted.
>>34707926Do women not feel naked to wear clothing where their nipples are visible?
>>34709079Girls gave me this sort of note when I was in sicth grade. Eventually a man can be arsed to not behave like a twelve years old
>>34709076i mean, some of you are really nice sometimes... i bet you are still cool
>>34709080that is good, smoking is aesthetic slow suicide. you should avoid it. i am glad you are taking care of your health now anon
>>34709079I hate autists so much
>>34709084I agree her way of dragging you out of your comfort zone wasn't exactly nice, but being pushed into cold water can be a growing experience. Your discomfort in getting noticed by dudes is really your own problem. Though hooking up with guys at bars may simply be not your thing, in whcih case its pointless to hang out with people who enjoy that.
>>34709081Known is a safe space, yes. Known is the space I am allowed to operate without further ostracizing. Known is the space where I know how to function without ridicule.I don't blame women for not wanting to date me; I have eyes and I've seen my ugly mug in a mirror. I've accepted it. I just can't stand when others suggest it was a result of the lack of willpower or whatever. You guys just love kicking me over and over for some fucking reason idk why
>>34709090>I'm gonna keep smoking >i am glad you are taking care of your healthLol wtf
Women,what kind of tea (loose-leaf, of course) should I have available for when you drop by for a visit? Being something of a barbarian, I only have Earl Grey, Darjeeling, and a Taiwanese high mountain black on hand, so I need to know for what I should be shopping. Also, should I keep sugar cubes or a raw sugar like demerara for sweetening the cup?
>>34709082i get your point, i am sorry you have lost all hope. i hope you find your fwb or fuckbuddy girl, then
>>34709088You're flattering yourself by making it feel like everyone in here a good person. No. We aren't.
>>34709095Get a load of this faggot
>>34709083i used to be this way too. its not healthy. try to at least see people once a week. go to the gym, to the park, play cards, do some activity that involves humans. you don't need to talk to people. just leave your house. please
>>34709091>>34709087>just try lmaoYou guys are sick
>>34709093I'm going to back off but thank you for the discussion, honestly. But please consider that things may change somewhat if you stop kicking yourself so much.
>>34709086i used to hate wearing bras. i didn't realise it looked so bad. i wear mostly dark colors tho, so it doesent show as much.
I want to see you sick for me
>>34709096I actually haven't ,after years of psychotherapy I kind of figured out what got me to this point. Only getting off my ass and doing what I should have done from a young age, making my attempts with women, is really hard. Especially knowing that everyone around me already got it all figured out, including said women.Btw I appreciate that you remain nice despite the overwhelming negativity in my replies.
>>34709095The mushroom kombucha people standing around all day
>>34709103Nigger you can literally google "how to flirt with women" and at least avoid completely shitting the bed like this. Or have a chat with a more experienced friend. Like its not hard to at least not be completely retarded about it.
Bitches either like you or they don't. If you have to "try" to get a gf and develop some plan on how to do it, you're already a lost cause. Just fuck escorts or hook up with the occasional fatty from dating apps.
>>34709092i mean it was pointless and she was using me as an excuse to justify going out to her mom. i just enjoyed trying out different cocktails and getting drunk. i would even listen to music like an autist sometimes. at the end i stopped dressing up and just wore hoodies. once i told her i was so scared of kissing for the first time that id rather give a bj because there were tutorials for that in porn lmfao.
>>34709099I may be something of a foppish dandy, but nothing beats a porcelain cup full of tea.>>34709109I've never had kombucha, although I'm told it is popular in the Pacific Northwest.
>>34709111Nigger, no matter how much a girl likes it , it matters jack shit if you ignore her, dodge her, don't respond to her advances etc. pp. And all of those things still carry the risk of rejection, because knowing when a girl likes you isn't an exact science.
>>34709094i read imma keep smoking away. im kinda dyslexic and this happens to me a lot, sorry hehe
Remember menThis >>34709110 is how they feel about you reallyThey hate you and find your failures pathetic and weakThey also like to pretend to give a shit to appeal to their sense of grandeur"Helping" the feeble peasants to get out of their shitty life with just belief
>>34709117Keep coping and being a jester for girls. It sure has worked out for you, racist loser lol
>>34709097ok, sorry. maybe i am having a libtarded take on people being mean sometimes because i tend to be mean af when i have a bad day. i dunno if this makes sense
>>34709115Yes it’s true; I’m from Oregon
>>34709105I'm not 18I'm old nowI know how the world worksIt works out for mostIt didn't for meI was a lost cause from the startWish I had known from the start but whatever
>>34709095you sound british lol. i just drink ristretto
man I just want a comfy home and a tomato farm that's all I want form this life, I don't care if I die alone
>>34709106you are the flat-chest anon right?
>>34709108its ok, you are welcome anon
>>34709127Quite intense!
>>34709129no, i am not her. i have small boobs but i am not flat.
*sniffs your flat sweaty chest*
>>34709131the shorter the coffee, the least caffeine it has. it tastes like dark chocolate to me.
do you anons have pinterest? it is really cool, i spend so much time there. i also recommend every noise at once
>>34709110>completely shitting the bedYou have never seen anybody truly shitting flirting with somebody if you think leaving a note is "shitting the bed".You are exceptionally sheltered.
Ppl hate women so much that males are allowed to show nipples through their shirts but women can’t without ppl constantly pointing it out and complaining about it.
>>34709095NAGkeep some of those little pu-erh squares around and maybe a tin of matcha.agave nectar or plum concentrate for sweetener
>>34709138>constantly pointing it out and complaining about it.That has happened to you irl?
>>34709128that is extremely adorable. i feel weird being kind lol. i am usually cold or an asshole but for some reason, i am on a good mood today. also you guys supported me in really hard times, so i want to support you too.
>>34709138Don't think I've ever complained about a woman smuggling raising before
>>34709047I say this
>>34709138hehe as a woman this is not true... some gross old men stare at you in a perverted way tho, which is awkward af. they are probably someone's grandpa. ew
>>34709138>males are allowed to show nipples through their shirtsThat happened to me once accidently in high school and it's still traumatizing me 2bh
>>34709147hardcore
>>34709145>>34709149I’m obviously not talking about you then. You don’t represent all ppl, dickwad. >it didn’t happen to me? it did happen to you.What a stupid argument.>>34709142So often
If a moid's ex smiles at a moid and laughs at his jokes and talks to that moid for an hour too long to compare him positively favored to her current boyfriend, what does that mean?
>>34709144thanks and glad to know you're in a good mood today.
>>34709154im sorry. people around you must be real assholes. i am surprised this still happens. are you muslim?
>>34709155>If a moid's ex smiles at a moid and laughs at his jokesShe wants to marry him and raise his children.
Damn my neighbor made an ai facebook post to look for someone to rehome her labbradoodle that she has had for 3 years
Can a guy judge that he is good looking based on the way that women react to him?
>>34709166hi elf!
That try-anontard is literally quoting a Pink song lol>Just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die, you gotta get up and try, try, tryyy
>>34709048I'm deathly paranoid about annoying people or making them uncomfortable, which are things you essentially have to do in order to start dating someone.
>>34709155i mean what is stopping her from dating him? she has a bf. she is probably just manipulating him. it doesen't make sense to me. if he is actually better than her bf, why doesen't she date him instead? absolute bs. she is also not a loyal woman. she talks shit about her actual bf and flirts with other man. even if she broke up with her bf to be with you, i wouldn't trust her. she could do the same to you.
>>34709161Should she get what she wants?
Is it possible for a man to be happy and fulfilled with a woman who isn't his idea of a perfect ideal woman?Due to the circumstances of my birth (genetics, class) I know I am the inferior choice compared to many women. I have tried to overcome my flaws and have many traits that are positive and add to the life of my boyfriend, but I know I'm not his ideal. He treats me kindly, is loyal, and patient but I want him to be happy. My tastes are unconventional so he is 10/10 to me, but I know I am not to him.Is it possible he's actually alright with our situation or is he lying and coping?
>>34709161i smile at my friends and laugh at their jokes, because they are nice and funny. i wouldn't marry them under any circumstances tho.
>>34709048>>34709172Funny how most people hate incels and this is how most feel lmao
>>34709173oh so that's why you weren't around.
>>34709172same hehe, my mom is that way too. i am trying to change it. i want to be more of a bitch. for some reason people like or respect those more...
>>34709163The average person probably shouldn’t be allowed to use AI for the sake of their own cognitive ability.
>>34709173hi elf! you look cute, i love your new hair.
>>34709176hon it is the current year, male 7-9s pairing off with female 1-4s is practically the norm
>>34709158No, not at all religious.
>>34709179People associate inceldom with resentment towards women. My only resentment is toward myself.
>>34709185me tooglad to see you came back
>>34709176>Is it possible for a man to be happy and fulfilled with a woman who isn't his idea of a perfect ideal woman?It is more possible than you can possibly imagine. Men have a genetic thing in them that causes to love a woman and get her pregnant, then KEEP love her even more when a baby stretches her tummy like a balloon, she cries at the dumbest thing, shits herself, and consumes all his money. Then he'll keep loving her and make it happen again. Then when they both get old and wrinkly and creaky with joints thar don't work that genetic programming is still so strong in him that when she dies he gets to dying at an accelerated rate because he can no longer hold her hand. More than anything, a man is his happiest with his imperfect woman, to the point of fulfillment dependency.
>34709166Fuck off
>>34709176i feel the exact same way. his exes are all hot latinas and i am ugly af. i feel like he is with me because i love him. nta, do you have bpd? i have bpd and thats the reason this happens to me. yesterday i was asking anons about the exact same thing.i sometimes feel like he'd be happier with some hot latina hehe, but i remind myself we share a dream and we love eachother. maybe i am not his type but he can still love me. the physical aspect isn't everything. his exes were really pretty but treated him like shit.i hope this helps, you are not alone. i wish you all the best. don't bring yourself down! you are trying your best and you love him. he is really lucky to have you.
>>34709185Damon Albarn <3 Have you been to a Gorillaz concert?
>>34709132what is the difference?
I hope my least favorite woman in /atoga/ is the one who always gets super annoyed when elf dumps selfies
>>34709185do you like blur? i used to love them when i was 15 but i haven't listened to them in a while now... i liked the guitarist
>>34709176Bitches need to stfu
>>34709174She's not cheating on him she's just being open.
>>34709187very much agreed. chatgpt is like my moms bf atp. i worry about her, but she never listens
>>34709206Aww, you look so sweet
>>34709190i am sorry you went through that, they are assholes, there is nothing wrong with disliking bras. you can always wear cotton sports tops so they don't treat you badly, but i would just ignore them.
>>34709196its a really pretty dress. where are you going to on vacation?
milfy
Is it a problem that my ideal type of woman is one who wants to be treated roughly, tied up and dominated?
>>34709205yeah, maybe you are right. but i wouldn't confuse some lonely guy by telling him he is better than my bf. that's fucked up
>>34709217No. It’s only a problem once you start trying to mold women into something they aren’t.
>>34709209i'll listen to 13, i'm curious now
>>34709206awww>>34709218cute, have fun!
>>34709226>menorah
>>34709176These kinds of posts are fascinating to me. What qualities of others do you think of as "superior"?
>>34709226cute! you two look really different. with my mom it's the same backwards, she has the small nose and blue eyes.
>>34709166Drugged up iris.
>>34709220NTA but you didn't buy that to wear it around your husband, you're just larping.
>>34709232i wonder if my children might have blue eyes. my future husband and i have both brown eyes that look green in the sun. i really wish we could have kids soon, but we have to buy a house first and i need a degree.
>>34709226Holy shit, I didn't think that I had to say this, but stop posting your entire fucking family, you wannabe egirl.
>>34709245It's still in poor taste to post pictures of other people anywhere online without their knowledge or consent desu
Is it wrong that society keeps trying to sell the idea that there's someone for everyone? Clearly women don't even like men, some like the idea but it was just social conditioning and pressure to get them to marry
Ngl Elf I did jerk off to the picture of your tits and tried creating a chatbot based on you
>>34709244>>34709245That's not the point.
I think police issue more fines to white people because they know we'll actually pay them. Same thing with hate crimes, you never see black people get arrested for hate crimes against white people because we don't have enough prison room
bye anons, i hope you all have a nice day!
>>34709251>tried creating a chatbot based on youjesus christ man, get a grip
>>34709251>creating a chatbot based on youHow incredibly sad.
>>34709251I could be doing worse. I could be this guy
>>34709256>jesus christ man, get a gripIf I could, why would I be on this website?
>post picture of myself>weirdos say I should take hrtwhat is wrong with these people?
>>34709261You've probably got a great base for feminization. A gift many wish they had themselves and would hate to see you squander. If you had the balls you'd go the f1nn5ter route and make bank on it.
>>34709261They want to fuck you in the bussy
>>34709240>I’m horny like all the timeShouldn't all the psychiatric drugs you're on put a damper on that?
>>34709261They want to fuck you and/or groom you.
>>34708183How can he be a manwhore if he had no sexual relations with any woman other than hillary? Unless you mean... oh my
WW1 was so weird to me. A random diplomat was killed in Hungary and now a guy in Indiana needs to go fight? Bullshit
I'm a fucking rockstarrrrr
>>34709269Domino effect or whatever type shit
>>34709273How did a domino cross the ocean? We didn't even get anything cool out of it.
I want a hunchbacked gf and to rub her back
>>34708109Wilt Chamberlain, Warren Beatty, Peter O'Toole, Gene Simmons, Charlie Sheen
>>34709269It was the beginning of the end. A lot of those men in the trenches felt like they were practically on vacation compared to the day to day of their mining and manufacturing jobs.
Is she going back to women now?
>>34709277I don't buy it, war is cool when you have a reason for fighting or get something out of it.
Plap
>>34709264but I like being a man>>34709265>>34709267yeah wouldn't be the first time, now I know how women feel when men hit on them, it's gross
>>34709280>He was showing me all the songs he produced and I finally realized they all sound exactly the same.
>>34709282Look at photos of some of those men. They got daily alcohol and tobacco rations and guaranteed meals. That's all it took.
>>34709280I'd get her so pregnant
>>34709280something about her face is very lust provoking
>>34708109Pete Davison, Tiger Woods, Leonardo DiCaprio, F1nn5ter, (You)
>>34709287Inflation made it so we have to pay soldiers in hellcats nowadays
>>34709287Half the time they didn't even get water. They also didn't voluntarily join up to go fight the Austrians
>>34709261You should go fem. Worked for me
She strogan my beef till I'm off
>>34709297>filed under posts that would go crazy as a tweet with a shmedium amount of followers
>>34709280Just gonna say itWhat about her gets everyone so crazy?Like she looks pretty for like an accountant or a librarian but for an actress? This?Prettier than Zendaya though
>>34709302She's very pretty but also very sexy. Exudes a lot of sex appeal and is clearly aware of it and owns it
>>34709302You won't get it unless you watch Stars at Noon.
>>34709302It's not about how pretty she is but about how much Jew producer cock she's willing to suck
Women would you date a man who does the disco zombi italia
>>34709304>She has sex with government officials for money and basic necessities (largely unavailable due to the political crisis) while searching desperately for a way out of the country.What the fuck?
>>34709307It's a good movie, she walks around naked looking all frumpy and sweaty and has her period.
>>34709307You gotta wonder how many movies are just sexual fantasies flimsily disguised as a statement piece
>>34709311It was directed by a woman, so that makes it a bit different.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg3EQ1_zRow
>>34709311>>34709307I can't stand movies where women are slutty 2bh
>>34709317Just cause it was directed by a woman doesn’t make it any less of a thinly disguised sexual fantasy
Imagine being in your 30s and even 40s and still acting like that. Jfc.
>>34709319Art is meant to hold up a mirror to society.
>>34709317>>34709321Book it's based on was written by a man
Women:Would you demand a guy shave his beard before meeting him, if you were actually sexually attracted to him? Or would you just do it for the ego boost of making a man shave his beard for you, then laugh and block him?
>>34707934Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqSPppM7AM4Sitting around and thinking
>>34709331NAG but what a pussy wtf already caving minute 0.it's over
>>34709048I have a lot of IRL friends and my coworkers like me fine enough, I just don't meet single women very often and they're not always attracted to me. The last girl that got hired at my job hit on my married friend extremely hard and ended up quitting after a few months when she made things awkward with multiple people there.I'm not a KHV either like a lot of anons here so I have experience but I really can't find women outside of apps that want to be with me.
>>34707934MButter by BTSMy mom is in her kpop and kdrama phase
>>34709331>Would you demand a guy shaveNo>if you were actually sexually attracted to himI don't understand what sexual attraction has to do with anything, I care even less about ugly men's beard
I can't even remember the last girl I talked to outside of workMiddle school maybe?
I ordered a burger
I was able to do five pullups today.
>>34709344
>>34709347foid hands
There's no excuse for using Uber Eats/Doordash unless you're a full blown alcoholic.
>>34709347Hell yeah, good job anon
>>34709269Wars are dumb.
I want to wake up next to her and hold onto her legs when she tries to get up from the bed and beg her to let me cuddle with her for 5 more minutes!
>>34709351Thanks.
My mom just asked me if I think Jungkook and Jimin have a secret gay relationship. I didn’t think she’d get this deep into the kpop rabbit hole, she’s watching fancams and shit
>>34709350I am a full blown alcoholic
>>34709359She was probably a loser femcel in her teenage years and is living that out now, it's just a phase
>>34709361When I was a drunk there was a deal on Uber Eats for a sack of ten cheeseburgers from McDonald's, I'd order that then eat all of them in one go. Other times I'd eat two pizza by myself. I wasn't really eating much otherwise during the day.
Femanons, do you feel this way?
>>34709361>>34709367Where do alcoholics and drug addicts get the money for their little hobby
>>34709367Lol
>>34709370I pull it out of my own or someone else's ass
What makes you happy?
>>34709370Most of us have jobs
>>34709366Maybe, maybe not. It’s just a little jarring, I mean she always liked Korean movies but those are good in a vacuum. I didn’t think she’d turn into a kpop stan
>>34709376talking to her
>>34709370nta The women are hookers, the men steal stuff and sell it. Generally.
>>34709376Nothing anymore
Brown femanons, why haven't you gotten a Norwegian husuband?
>>34709376Kids. Not in that way. How they have a sense of wonder and imagination and are so non judgemental and stuff like that.
>>34709370They work shitty jobs in shitty areas because it's cheap to live there.If they can't hold a job they either sell their ass or steal shit.
>>34709384Disgusting
>>34709376God, love, animals, nature, food, music, art and good company
>>34709384Beautiful
>>34709370I was working in a grocery store, when I didn't want to waste money on Uber Eats I'd just cook rice in the microwave and pour onions sauce on it. I didn't really know how to cook back then.
>>34709381>>34709386I wish i was a drug dealer. I could get drug addict pussy.
>>34709393You don’t need to be a dealer to get addict pussy.
>>34709384I hope he has a white wife as well
>>34709394That seems like the easiest way to have access to those women>>34709392Are you black
>>34709370Side quests, usually copper.
>>34709393It's really trash dude
>>34709388Nature is hilarious. Always cheers me up.
>>34709396Are you retarded, you can buy drugs without being a dealer.
>>34709396>Are you blackNo, I am a white man.
>>34709331She just wanted to know whether hes a pussy, and he confirmed.
>>34709393You can just buy drugs to get addict pussy and they'll probably insist on sucking your dick for it.>>34709396Dealers will fuck the rare still not strung out addict because they want money at the end of the day not some mid pussy from a girl who hasn't showered in two weeks and doesn't know what day it is.Fucking a prostitute would probably be safer and cleaner
>>34709393nta unironically you don't WANT drug addicted pussy.
>>34709048im ugly as shit niggaim the final season of my bloodline
>>34709407nta but I WANT a girl to do a line of coke off my dick
>>34709244>I know these pictures aren’t on the Internet so whatever and I don’t use social mediaWhy did you delete?
>>34709397Beautiful>>34709404But you should know how to cook. At least something basic.
>>34709397Isn't that illegal?
>>34709393You don't want drug addict pussy man.t. male drug addict who has fucked female addicts
>>34709412All her posts got nuked
What percentage of women have sex outside committed relationships?
>>34709417You really think that’s gonna stop them?
>>34709414>But you should know how to cook. At least something basic.I have since learned to cook, I'm not a gourmet or anything but I can manage in the kitchen.
>>34709402Same. I'm about to move from a pretty rural area to a big city and hope that I continue to have roughly as many chance animal encounters as I do now because that's mostly what's keeping me sane at this point.
>>34709417Nigga we are talking about doing drugs
>>34709418>>34709407>>34709406>>34709404>>34709403You guys are wrong. I am a shut-in. Anything, including being a drug dealer who gets pussy, is better than what i have now.
>>34709426Would you rather eat horse shit or eat nothing
>>34709426I've met maybe fifty drug dealers and have got to say that being a neet with his thumb up his ass on 4chan is genuinely a better deal than what most of those guys had going on.
>>34709426>You guys are wrong.All I said is that I'm white.
>>34709419should've posted the pics in redtoga and the rest here, I reckon.
Straight femanons, how many of you have experimented wirh women at least?
>>34709423nta I live in a bigger city and still see a fair amount of birds and hawks and foxes and stuff like that. It's actually a bit of a problem because I think my town is encroaching on their territory.
Need gf to go to the art supply store with.
>>34709426Again, go buy an escort if it's that bad.I would trust a whore to be more engaging, clean, and less disease ridden then an addict.Drug addicts are some of the most disgusting and shiftiest people I've ever met in my life.
>>34709431Redtoga is deadBuriedForgotten
>>34709423The biggest thing you'll see is like a fox or a raccoon or a rabbit. Maybe an eagle or a coyote of you're really lucky.
>>34709311Most of them. Growing up is realizing women insert their secret fetishes in everything
>>34709430That's good
>>34709434I wasn't sure if I was going keep seeing hawks specifically or not and that's great news. Love those guys. I was expecting plenty of pigeons, seagulls and falcons.Didn't consider you guys would ever see foxes. That's cool.
>>34709428What's so bad about being a drug dealer
>>34709435type shit
>>34709444Drugz r bad mkay
I live in England and we don't get raccoons over here. I want to see a raccoon, I have to go to a zoo. And you guys legit think they're a nuisance over there?
>>34709450You guys have monkeys tho
>>34709444Well, obviously it puts you at legal risk. It also puts you into contact with unstable, impulsive people, and it puts you in a position to take advantage of people with substance use disorders.It's a stressful way to live, at the very least. Not worth it.
>>34709442Probably won't see a seagull unless you live by a large body of water.
>>34709453Life should have stakes
>>34709453I will also add this: pretty much every drug dealer I know who had their head on straight had a day job and quit dealing when they got married or had kids
>Letting a foid hold it when I pee (she doesnt know I'll force her to clean it up when she immediatly misses the bowl)
>>34709450you have badgers insteador used to? hard to keep track of what's recently gone extinct anymore
Is it possible to want to suck on a gf's toes without being a foot freak?
>>34709452Monkies are not native to England.
>>34707926Why does every vagina-haver love musicals?
>>34709455No shoulds, it just does.If you really want to be a drug dealer I think the way to do it is to just grow and sell weed. You get all the supposes pluses you're looking for (addicted groupie pussy) without the risk of going to jail.But I mean, you could also get pussy by getting your shit together and getting any sort of career going for yourself, I would think.
>>34709467Everything that is cringe, fruity or over the top is the best thing to them. Many of them like dancing and horses too.
>>34709450Raccoons are cool but I say that as someone who lives in an area that doesn’t really deal with them.I think it’s cute when they “wash” their food
>>34709470The fuck is wrong with horses?
>>34709469>But I mean, you could also get pussy by getting your shit together and getting any sort of career going for yourself, I would think.Nah, i am a disgusting, low psycho-magnetism person.
>>34709474Nothing, but many women fantasize about fucking them.
>>34709474They're cringe
Why did my coworker put her smelly socks in my face? This is the second time but this time the stench of her feet sweat was stronger. I didn't want to offend her, so I didn't say anything -.-
>>34709461nta. we do indeed have badgers! they knock over my bins sometimes but theyre cool
need a guy with wide thighs
>you wake up with skin like this>what do you doI saw this on Reddit of a girl in the black skincare forum
>>34709450I don't think they're a nuisance. They annoy people whenever they get into or knock over their garbage, but that's the worsts of it.They're cute. Their species is in the early stages of domestication at this point in history which is really cool to me to think aboutbtw: I wonder what Other Country people's thoughts are on armadillos.
>>34709484Need a girl with wide
Why is it goose and geese but not moose and meese?
I saw a really fat racoon the other day but I couldn't get a photo
>>34709489Wide pussy
>>34709474nothing, they taste great actually>>34709478>horse btfos annoying faggot>cringe
>>34709470I'm still surprised how many girls on Tinder can afford those horse riding lessons. Imagine being the cuck father or the cuck bf paying for her to ride horses kek
>>34709488Armadillos seem cool. They way they roll up and stuff. Are they viewed as a pest in your country?
>>34709493Generally they're cringe. And women into horses are also cringe.The horse girl is the one who escapes from interactions with real people because that's too scary.
>>34709490>Goose comes from Germanic, and Moose is a Native American word, therefore they have different plural rules
>>34709490You got me to look it up, and apparently the reason is because moose is an Algonquin loanword. Explains why the plural form of moose is also just moose.
I’m swarthy and proud
i made dinner but its mid : { where can i get a chef bf who'll cook for me
>>34709478I bet you prefer dogs over cats.
I'm 25 and I'm afraid of getting old because I'm cut and built as fuck now but what if I get a beer gut 10 or 20 years down the line. What if my joints blow up and I can't work out. If I pudged up I'd kill myself.
>>34709495Do those even exist outside of jungles in Africa or south America or whatever
>>34709502I wish I had a gf to cook for. Alas, tonight we both sleep alone.
>>34709503I prefer cats, but wouldn't get one. Soft fur and not being an easily excitable shitbag is better.
>>34709495You very rarely see them rolled up, and you never want your pets to eat them because they're absolutely riddled with parasites.Unfortunately, armadillos are some of the more common bits of roadkill I see out on the highways. They have this tendency to jump up against the bottoms of cars even if your tires don't run them over.
>>34709498>>34709499Thank you, I was not actually expecting a serious answer.
>>34709502>where can i get a chef bf who'll cook for meNowhereDo you want a fat guy boyfriend
>>34709506I live in the Great Plains in the US and see them here. You see them out in the country
>>34709514>Do you want a fat guy boyfriendmore than anyone has wanted anything in the whole world
>>34709475Man, if you're capable of posting goofy ass turns of phrase like low psycho-magnetism, you can certainly cultivate said magnetism. Stop making excuses.
>>34709496I used to work as a coachman for those tourist things. (Work) horses are bro tier, unironically. >>34709502I cook, you clean. Deal?
>>34709517I want like a chubby girlfriend maybe, although that's not a requirement. Where she's overweight, but still in a healthy way.Obese is gross though. 30% body fat amazing, 40% (BV) gross.
>>34709519I will. I just need to whine right now. I am high iq, but from a bad family.
>when the foid is ovulating so now the icky 3/10 moid is suddenly an unobtainable 3,000,000/10 moid she can't stop crying about the perfection of his every basic bitch detail
>>34709524I see. Good to know.
>>34709521obesity never looks good on women, tho i can understand how some men find a little fat on a woman appealing, given she has good fat distribution.
>>34709511You’re welcome fren>>34709506They’re even in southern America, like Georgia
I can’t help but to try to find bulge on a man….
How do porn actors not fall in love with the beautiful women they fuck?
>>34709533It shouldn't be a visible thing typically. I don't walk around erect. Although if i am on a beach i get get like 20% erect from what i am seeing.
>>3470952130% is the ideal for womens health, not even chubby.
>>34709535You would understand better if you had to be around those women regularly.
>>34709535They're psychos
>>34709491Please don’t feed the trash pandas
>>34709540I thought 25 was
>>34709535They do lol
>>34709544They're so fucking cute though
>>34709533That's only fair. I can't really hide it no matter what pants I'm wearing.
>>34709539>It shouldn't be a visible thing typicallyThis is unfortunately true
>>34709491Lucky. I saw a super fat possum the other day and felt similarly.
>>34709545No 20%-25% is the ideal for men. Most women lose their period under 20%.
>>34709535When you're around tons and tons of hot bitches every day you understand how utterly cheap and meaningless it is
>>34709549Would you like to post a pic :3
>>34709553>Most women lose their period under 20%.false.
>>34709550How do possums act?
I've posted bulge before.... what is wrong with me
>>34709479It should’ve been me
>>34709553>20%-25% is the ideal for menYou fat son of a bitch
>>34709555 is meant for >>34709548, sorry
>>34709533
>>34709561>>34709557Facts dont care about your feelings.
>>34709553Men should be minimum 35%bf
>>34709567I am not turning myself into a little piggy for your enjoyment
How do you feel about Japanese women in porn? I think I’ll start copying their mannerisms when I have sex one day but I’m shy.
>>3470955325% is bloated
>>34709553Maybe that's what americans tell themselves to cope. I could be wrong though.
I wish I was taller and well built and masculine and sexually attractive. Alas I am but a twisted and underdeveloped little insect. Indistinguishable from a boy 10 years younger.
>>34709569I like the kissing, don't like the noises
>>34709569Plap
>>3470956835% is just the start, dw you wont be little for long :3
>>34709566Das rite you lazy shitbag, it's 10-15. Hit that treadmill and lay off the beers.
>>34709569Dat's racist.
>>34709569I like cooming to pictures of naked japanese women. The actual jap porn is gross.
>>34709504>what if I get a beer gut 10 or 20 years down the lineThis is entirely preventable.>What if my joints blow up and I can't work out.Make sure to not overwork. Working out strengthens the joints but working out too much wears down the joints faster than they are able to grow stronger. This also is in large part up to you. Listen to your body.
>>34709573Shotamaxxer
>>34709576But you would have to be the one feeding me. I will just drink coffees and starve myself to spite you maybe.
>>34709582I would sooner kill myself.
>>34709574I agree
>>34709490English is a silly language.
>>34709583it eats the food or it gets the funnel
all porn is gross
>>34709587I will make myself throw up in the bathroom
>>34709569Hello, you are my gf now
>>34709589: [ not bf material..
>>34709588Yes, but suppression of sexuality through religion, which creates sub-conscious perversion is gross too
I hate bald men because one tried to rape me as a kid
>>34709590Women, how would you feel if this was the opening line a moid used on you on a dating app
>>34709591Are you fat? Is your belly good for grabbing?
>>34709592I didn't say you shouldn't masturbate I said porn is gross and you shouldn't watch it
>>34709593Did he succeed
>>34709569The only one you should even consider emulating is Yua Mikami.
>>34709593I hate men and women because my parents often were bad to me
>>34709095Regular black or chamomile.
Jap porn sucks as much as western porn. Worse even.
>>34709596heck no, there should only ever be one fat person in a relationship at a time
>>34709598no, he just touched me inappropriately>>34709600same but I don't hate most people
>>34709569FTheyre so loud, high pitched and grating, like a dying animal, I cannot possibly fathom how a man finds it attractive.>>34709095Pu'er or a nice hibiscus.
I fucking hate both regular and japanese moans, they are so fake and annoying
>>34709604I used to be skinny, but i am more average now. Gained some fat and muscle. Are you average or skinny?
I like fat bitches cuz they make fun play sounds when your pelvis smack into em
>>34709607ntaWhat’s puer like, I’ve been wanting to try it but i haven’t pulled the trigger yet. I reckon it’s gonna be close to most black teas
>>34709607>cannot possibly fathom how a man finds it attractive.They make themselves sound "young", if you know what i'm saying>>34709597More cooming sessions a day are possible with porn. Therefore it's the superior way.
>>34709613but I don't want to coom multiple times a day (ok sometimes I do) it feels better if you do it once a week
>>34709609keep gaining and i'll be whatever you want me to be
why do some people obsess over cultures that aren't their own?
>>34709619Fuck off forever, fat chasing homo.
>>34709607I should have said I don’t care for the noises, just the mannerisms and how they behave.
>>34709612Almost smoky? Very earthen, very woody.>>34709613>They make themselves sound "young"Yeppp! Its all just rape culture but this thread isnt ready for all that.
>>34709621It's "exotic".
She'll carry on through it all She's a waterfall
>>34709621No one is obsessing over anything…. I liked Japanese culture since childhood because it’s interesting. Learning about other cultures is not the same as obsession.
microplastics in my balls
>>34709628>liked Japanese culture since childhood because it’s interestingMillennial moment
Male anons am I a hiplet cause of my hip dips? The other day you all said the dip wasn’t visible but I was wearing pants
>>34709621It's fascinating seeing how differently other people live. Also I'm sure there's a social media effect going on where people only see the positives of other cultures from a distance and think "wow that's so much cooler than my culture!" without realizing there's an ugly underbelly to that culture all the same.
>>34709633Not a millennial. Why are you guys so damn closed minded?
>>34709622why the hostility, we were chatting like normal.
>>34709634Holy plapola
>>34709634Why did you take some random woman’s picture just to bully her on a forum she isn’t even a part of
>>34709627good album
>>34709621because it is cool, it is different
>>34709638It's a different person. And it is important to know if you're male or female>>34709634Is this female
>>34709628oh this wasn't directed at me, it was more me being interested in italian culture
>>34709624>smoky>earthy>woodySounds very comforting on a cold night, I guess I’ll go to my local tea store and get a cake
>>34709644im female, some ppl just think im male cause they think every female on here is male :/
>>34709634A what now? I don't see anything wrong.
>>34709628>>34709645directed at you*fuck I got distracted by that hip picture
>>34709647Ok, cool. I don't plan on getting fat for you though.
>>34709647oh are you the fat fetishist?
>>34709634Post vagina
>>34709644It's a gay fat chaser who asks for hand pics.He doxxed himself by posting his ugly hand.
I still don't know what hip dips are and idk why people seem obsessed with that term all of a sudden.
>>34709634You're fine, anon.
>>34709634NTG but no dude actually cares about hip dips. If anything, some guys like them. Very grabbable.
>>34709653Very interesting
Either genderHave you ever dealt with a bridezilla (or groomzilla)?
>>34709653My hands don’t even look big or manly, if anything they prove that I’m honest about being female.
Hip dips are cool. They're just another reminder of how women look different than men.
>>34709661Whatever. I'll assume you're female. How big the tits?I am not the guy saying you're a guy.
How many pedestrians does the average motorcyclist punch a week and does hard knuckle armor change that number
>>34709661Then post them.
>>34709663A-cups, sorry.
>>34709641No it me>>34709652Janny no like that>>34709648Hip dip, see the flat part of my hip?
The army of simps rushing in to defend hip dips really is pathetic. Perhaps more so than the guys who pushed the meme in the first place.
>>34709660No, somehow every wedding Ive been in has gone off without a hitch. Im a bridesmaid in my besties wedding this coming fall and shes been nothing but perfect.>>34709661Why even engage? Its just the same damn schizo thats here all day every day.
>>34709668Tiny tub or tall lady?
>>34709668Post vagina on soc
>>34709668>>34709634Oh it's kittenposter having episode again?
Women, how do you deal with having to shave your legs?
>>34709634I'm paying attention to this picture of your naked body you posted online. Excellent work anon
>>34709675Usually with a razor but sometimes I nair.
>>34709667Are you skinny
>>34709239Lmfao
>>34709674Stalker knows my bathroom tiles>>34709675It’s fun, makes me feel clean
>>34709675I don’t shave them
>>34709685Why not
>>34709683they know your college, what you wear, what your major is, what you want to study, you are doing a good job of keeping yourself anonymous
>>34709666pretty sure most men have hands longer than 6inches>>34709671>Why even engageI wouldnt if he just replied to me, but he makes a point to reply to others i talk to as well.
>>34709683>Stalker knows my bathroom tilesNo, but who else would it be that has the same body type and is insecure?Not that many attention hoes left itt.
>>34709660Groomzillas don't exist because men don't give a shit about weddings.
>>34709689>picrel looks like you fingered princess fiona
>>34709686Because I don’t want to
>>34709694Gross
>>34709689>doesn't show nails and same dark lighting again
>>34709695My bf says the opposite
>>34709689Why are your pictures always so fucking dark, do you live in a cave?
My hands are manly and it turns me on.
>>34709350Northerners are big babies in the heat.
>>34709697>Yes babe to course I love every disgusting decision you make and will offer no resistance just do whatever you want can I have a crumb of pussy please
>>34709701;) you’re maaaad
>>34709693lol>>34709696not relevant>>34709698my phone's camera quality isnt the best
>>34709701What does a “crumb of pussy” entail exactly?
>>34709668>Hip dip, see the flat part of my hip?I don't, no. Looks like perfectly normal curves to me.
>>34709702Nope just right, this is usually how it goes. Most men are doormats
>>34709703Cope after cope and lie after lie.
>>34709670I've never noticed nor paid attention to this shit and its ruining women because I cannot unsee. this must be what women who aren't height fetishists must have felt when the whole height hype started
Hip dips are cute.
>>34709634yeah thats a serious dipget in the hiplet pit, its next to the manlet pit, you cant miss it
>>34709369>the one thing that held me back from high body countLmao get a load of this, SHE WANTED THE INCELS TO LIKE HER HAHAHAHAYou use them for dick and nothing else because anything that comes out of their mouth is going to tank your IQ.
>>34709704Precious female attention which men so desperately desire
>>34707934m. https://youtu.be/vpoiYNZqJSI?si=HfY8gKi65hgMvzB3>>34709048i never encounter women and if i did i'd be too scared to interact>>34709302she stole my heart in kinds of kindness. the cute vet.. and the devoted twin
>>34709711Yeah or just the good sense that there is nothing "impressive" to a super high body count, it just smacks of not being selective and being so shit no one sticks with you even as fwb.
>>34709706Yea he only loves me for the state of my leg hair
>>34709676Hi can you say other nice things? :)
>>34709716Missing the point entirely
>>34709634would romantically plap
Women, have you ever thought of a guy you were with as simply not a man? If yes, what was the reason?
>>34709668>no it meThese are definitely pictures from some mentally ill Twitter foid, I don’t know what you get out of this
>>34709712But that’s not a crumb or pussy?
>>34709718He just grew a backbone and dumped me because my legs have hair awww anon how did you know
>>34709715It's not impressive. It's being able to have your need met comfortably. But most male fwbs are insufferable guys regardless.
>>34709727>But most male fwbs are insufferable guys regardless.Speaking from experience, hag
>>34708256M, maybe when I was 12?I realised I preferred the computer more over the toys and that buying them was wasteful.
why is it so hard to find a foid thats interested in art or museums?
>>34708256MI wanted to say never, but i did buy some car thing 15 years ago
>>34709731It was beaten out of most of us except rich helicopter parents.
>>34708256Mend of last summer I bought a bunch of the lego F1 setsthey're pretty neat on my desk.Lately I've been thinking of getting a neopixel lightsaber to go with my starkiller cosplay helmet I've made
>>34709731Last time you posted this video I specifically said that if we go to the musi you have to hear me yap about many dumb facts and hold my hand and buy me the gift shop plushies I’m a library and museum person not a party kids>buppydog
>>34709721Yeah I dated another pooner. He did drag and shit and was really feminine. Huge turn off.>>34709731??? Its not though. Where do you live lmao
>>34709369>most fervently left menlook, it just needs to be understood that any white male who professes left wing values is going to be some manner of psychopath or weirdo, that's like running into the proverbial Jewish nazi or black Klansmen, like there's something very wrong with them at a base level and they should be avoided even if you are yourself a leftist.
>>34709737what if I want to yap about dumb facts too
>>34709709She would make a nice friend who can watch me and my wife's children
>>34709724If you want pussy look in the mirror >>34709725Hair or no the point is his preferences and generally what he wants in a woman take a backseat to actually having A woman. And those little "compromises" compound over time. Tons of guys fall into this and I see it happen time and time again, they'll never admit it to you but the only reason they love everything about you is because the alternative is nothing, in a vacuum any woman is sublime. God I fucking hate men.
>>34707926Girls, when did you get your first bf and when did you first have sex?Wondering if there is a long gap between those.
>>34709738>??? Its not though. Where do you live lmaohell on earth, otherwise known as the balkan peninsula
>>34708256MI have a bunch of kids so I buy toys all the time, literally just bought a unicorn academy doll today.
Girl at pool got loudly bodyshamed by her sister “why are her hands and feet so big”, some ppl turned to stare and laugh at her, and the girl started laughing and crying at the same but her friends thought she was just laughing while I and my brother saw tears. :(
>>34709731Because scrool insta
I can have a little aperol spritz after the gym while on a cut, right?
>>34709707im starting to think youre just trying to ragebait, and that you dont actually feel this way
>>34709742I don’t med a mirror>>34709740Are they fun facts?>>34709722Foid maybe twitter no
hi anons i'm back. i wanted to craft a self care magazine for myself (cycle syncing, mindset, setting goals) but im feeling lazy>>34709743first bf was 10 months ago. sex was the first time we met irl, 7 months ago...>>34708256squishy tushy 1 month ago
If i looked like this, the chubby chaser would want me
It's thin woman wants attention hour, I see.
>>34709758i had my first kiss and lost my virginity on the same day hehe
>>34709743>First BF14>First time15
>>34709756Post a timestamp with your trip.
>>34709758I was thinking age not time, but hearing your long distance relationship worked out is nice tooHow did you maintain it before that? Did you have cybersex before that?
>>34709756nice legs
>>34709761Suck it up or leave, whiny bitch. No one is forcing you to stay.
The cute cashier foid told me she liked my outfit. How am I supposed to reply.
>>34709761>thinks I’m skinnyFinally I can log off
>>34709675i always accidentally cut myself
>>34709756What bmi are you
>>34709731Have you tried looking at the museum?
grilled cheese time
>>3470977322.9 :(
>>34709751No
>>34709774obviouslywhy do you think i'm asking>>34709756they're pretty fun, intricate and autistically so
>>34709634Cute.
>>34709634The hiplet thing was a meme to make fun of women in the same way they make fun of short or ugly men
>>34709766thank you! i was 20yowe just gooned on vc and talked all day hehe
>>34709775Bruh
>>34709634I'll never have a gf that looks like that
>>34709776That’s thin, don’t worry! You look very small
>>34709783you'll never have gf period
>>34709742I wasn’t his only option
>>34709778Okay but you’re going to have to buy me a geode the giftshop too
>>34709769what were you wearing?
>>34709756>Foid maybe twitter noFine, tumblr foid. Point is you're using someone elses pictures for clout
>>34709782whaaaat
>>34709782why did Doja bog herself so bad?
>>34709785fuck you I've had gf's before, I can get another one
>>34709776Not fat enough
>>34709775hardcore. i've just eaten ice cream :3
GenderWhen and where was the last time you went hiking? Did you see anything cool?
My cute bank teller wasn't there today sisters, it's overAnd only after I left did I consider I could have asked the woman who did help me if he was single, at leastNow I need to save up to make another deposit.
>>34709795FYesterday. Saw a pilleated woodpecker.
>>34709787Im more into buying actual historical artifacts thoughLike coins, rings etc.Roman coins are so sick dude
>>34709789>Unc thinks people still post nudes and porn on tumblrI was like 13 when they banned porn lol
>>34709769Ask for her instagram or number>>34709795>hikingI'm not some disgusting austrian dwarf. There is no hiking here
>>34709634I want to tie her up and lick her body clean
>>34709786Sure sure whatever you gotta tell yourself. Maybe that's how it looks from where you're standing but I know what a man's fucking world looks like and that brother is starving.
>>34709795Ma month ago I think. A nice bleed out spot>>34709769y-you too
>>34709795Last summer, I saw a mama boar with her piglets
>>34709799You're the unc. You have used tumblr and know about it's rules.
>>34709795im going hiking this weekend with my bf :D
>>34709795MIt was a couple months ago. I saw some chipmunks.
>>34709791Bitch Cows are on farms out on the cuntry, because in the bogs they ain’t got lawns
>>34709800>bragging about being a hikecel kekeke>>34709808Omg me too!! raaahgh have fun :)
>>34709781>vcis that video chat or voice chat?also, was the sex worth the wait?
>>34709790You have an addiction
>>34709801I love you anon :)
>>34709811sorry i lied, i just wanted to pretend i had a bf for a second
>>34709800>Ask for her instagram or numberIs this really the move>>34709788>what were you wearingRaw denim jeansBrown braided beltWhite tank top tucked in to show off the beltBeige/cream short sleeve button up (unbuttoned obviously)Glasses + glasses chainBrown carhartt beanie folded to hide the logoBrown trail runner shoes
>>34709795MLast weekend, went hiking around a nearby lake, found a memorial for a girl who killed herself.
>>34709795FLast year. I saw musk ox and a storm, both scary.
>>34709817>Is this really the moveYes. I'm sure you want her.
>people compliment me>one person says something mean>I can only focus on that negative commentwhy am I like this?
>>34709811You're bragging about being a hikecel. Already acting retarded like all mountain dwarfs
>>34709805>y-you tooI wanted to say that but she wasnt wearing anything noteworthy>>34709799You know damn well what I mean, don't be obtuse
>>34709824lmao hiplet
>>34708448I usually find myself attracted to two types of moid that are exact opposites, lanky with black hair, or chubby blonds
Women, what situation would be needed for you to date another woman?
>>34709825I happen to LIKE mountain dwarves. Im going to marry one.
>>34709828what? oh no I'm not that femanon
>>34709795I am not doxxing myself that much.But it was in some mountains, went to a lake and had a duck chill out with me for like 20 minutes while I ate my lunch.
Is anyone pooping more with this hot weather?
>>34709831I'd totally date a takarazuka actress. Or Tomomi Nishimoto.
Thin women deserve love. Fatties deserve to be starved of attention.
>>34708448MWould be easier to say what I'm not into>obese women>skinny womenAnd that's it
>>34709824That's just generally how it works. I have a youtube channel and the negative comments always stick with me more than the positive.
>>34709831Idk. I feel like my lesbianism is broke.
I only poop on the weekends
>>34709841Muscly women?
>>34709824You're kind of ugly>>34709832I don't remember asking
>>34709835On it
>>34709835Did you feed it?
>>34709842somehow it just doesn't feel right when people compliment me >>34709846you don't know what I look like
This Canadian chick liked me, but she's not even in the country for a month, do I even bother?
>>34709844That's not nearly enough.
>>34708448I have a niche interest in blonde haired blue eyed autistic baby faced bodybuiders. Dont care about height, might even prefer short guys.>>34709852Nah dont bother.
>>34709841>>34709845You're right so no muscle mommiesWhat a disgusting term and body type
>>34709854my body got used to it since my dad practically lives in the bathroom, why do boomers spend so much time in there anyway?
>>34709844Fiberlet.
>>34709842weird how vitriolic youtube comments tend to belike just don't watch bros?
>>34709850>you don't know what I look likeDark hair, face is nothing interesting
>>34709848I know bread is bad for them, since it bloats their belly, without being very good in terms of calories.I just had ham and cheese sandwiches with me, unfortunately.
>>34709803>I know what a man's fucking world looks like and that brother is starving.I know I'm an outlier, but I legit made it to wizard , and while I'm no longer that its unfathomable to me to compromise in a partner. Being on your own really isn't that bad, it certainly beats being with someone you're lukewarm about any time of the day.
>>34709858Your digestive system goes to shit as you age. Bro probably has prostate issues as well.
>>34709795MNevada earlier this week. Caught the sunrise, heard a few woodpeckers, and saw a few Stellar's jays that landed surprisingly close.
>>34709810No doja cat fans, really?
>>34709860They're not even that bad really. Stuff like "you sound weird, are you sick?"
>>34709856> blonde haired blue eyed autistic baby faced bodybuiderscan you post an example kek, thats so niche
Holy fuck 1200 replies? How the fuck is that even possible? Why hasn't this thread died yet?
>>34709852>hoping to make a friendLol, she's just collecting orbiters. I fell for the wait for a month or wait for the next weekend meme in my youth. These bitches are more desperate for orbiters than for a bf because they want to believe that men find them interesting beyond their holes.
>>34709861I've never posted my face, what are you talking about?
>>34709803Lmao you cannot imagine a man who has difference preferences or opinions than you, and that’s why you’re alone. You aren’t capable of advanced cognition
>>34709870are you kidding? we frequently hit 3000Says less about this thread and more about how slow the board is though.
>>34709871What are some signs a girl is collecting orbiters and not serious about dating?
>>34709863Bring some lettuce next time.
>>34709870we broke 4k a few days ago
I don’t know how to clean a toilet without using half a roll of paper towels.
>>34709872What i said is correct, you ugly freak
>>34709881Use a tiolet brush, you heathen!
>>34709876If you ask her out and she does the excuse fuckery thing. But if she's actually in a different place, she should still be willing to send nudes/video call if she's interested in you.
>>34709877There's a ton of grass around, wouldn't that be the same?Here's another where the fella sat down.
>>34709881Anon...
>>34709885I did and it flicked toilet water everywhere and I threw up
>>34709824Don't know why, but this is very common.
>>34709883why are you bullying me?
>>34709887>theres a ton of grass around, wouldn't that be the samenta but grass isn't crunchy like lettuce
>>34709881>tell me you live in a third world country without telling me you live in a third world country.
>>34709877But the lettuce disease spreading around America…>look at this fishie I bought
>>34709881You use a toilet brush, and re-usable sponges or cloths on the outside parts..
>>34709887Well, I guess. But feeding a duck, man...
>>34709831she needs to make at least six figures, have a six inch clitoris, and she needs to have a square jaw and short hair
>>34709896That’s disgusting I’m not reusing sponges that touch the outside part
>>34709893True.I don't get why people prefer the non-crunchy types of salad desu. Gimme the good stuff.Just read ducks like berries and small cut veggies like cucumbers or corn.
>>34709824>>34709891Survival mechanism.Many good things happen, brain and body is happy. General area is safe, no need to add additional load to mental stack.One bad thing happen, brain and body make note so it never happen again.
>>34709887Bro was coveting your sandwich.
>>34709881I have a maid that comes once a week, my sister in law tells everyone I'm sleeping with her which is kind of hilarious because she's a 60 year old Russian woman.
>>34709895Das a cute fih
>>34709892Is that bad? I get off on that.
>>34709895I ma not American though and not hiking there.>>34709898Hm?
>>34709902>non-crunchy types of saladPlease name one, I'm drawing a blank on any salad that could not be considered crunchy.
>>34709887You could get a bag of peas tooThey love peas
>>34709869You ever seen dungeon meshi? Laois reminds me of my boyfriend. They look alike too! Sidenote: I rly love bulk season. I love cooking lots of fabulous hearty winter meals and getting him FAT for cuddles on snowy nights. Hes so skinny rn it breaks my heart </3
>>34709909kinda, I'm very self conscious about my face and it's fucking with me.even though there is no way you know what I look like, I don't think
>>34709895That probably won't mess a duck up. Just wash it and the duck should be fine. Still a better option than ham or cheese. Also, cool fishie.
>>34709911Arugula is weak imo.There's also radicchio, while is crunchy, but so disgustingly bitter.
>>34709914>laois >body builderyeah okay whateveralso, nta
>>34709916>even though there is no way you know what I look like, I don't thinkYou really think i don't know who you are?
>>34709921Hater for no reason lmao
>>34709910I mean, that's Disney princess stuff right there.
>>34709923are you the girl that had the yellow M&M pfp on discord?
>>34709927>girlBoy
I am a guy that doesn't get many dates or even much attention from women. However, lately I have had more attention from women than I ever can recall in my life. However, I don't think I should date any of these women but I wanted the advice from other women.1. A woman who is 40 years old and I am 34. She is very nice to me and she is great to be around. I actually really like her. However, a friend told me not to date to her because of the age difference isn't the right direction... Then I asked on /adv/ and they basically said she is a hag and not to date her but only have sex with her which I think is not kind to a person who I consider to be my friend. My major hangup is that I want to have kids in the future and I am told that women in their 40's have a hard time having kids which I don't know if its true or not.2. A woman with 3 kids. She is my age which I prefer but she has three kids already. Each one from a different father. She is also great to be around and very funny and she is very outgoing which I like. I think I should probably not date her because I am not into single mothers but her kind personality and such is sort of winning me over. 3. Another woman who has kids already but again, she is nice and very funny. I do feel attracted to her. Her single motherhood is the result of her kids father being locked up. Overall, I just want to date normally but I feel that I don't really get many dates and these women are the most interest I have had from women in ages. Maybe none of them are a good fit? Woman number 1 is the one I am most interested in though.
>>34709924laois has a strong fat buildwhich to be clear, isn't a bad thingits just nowhere close to a body builders build
>>34709929you identify as a man now?
just had 3 grilled cheeses
>>34709930You have autism
>>34709935Let's get back to calling you ugly. I know who you are. You don't know who i am.
>>34709930>3 kids, each from a different fatherhow does she have such dogshit luck wtf
>>34709925I occasionally have ducks in the river behind my apartment. Though lately it's been lined with obnoxiously loud frogs...Feeding ducks is something not too unusual here, but I think a lot of people still feed them bread.I also made a little video of the guy, but it has too much of me and the surroundings in it.
>>34709936That is your name now.
>>34709941I think you're confusing me with someone else anon
>>34709938Single moms are a no-no. I'm sure you agree.
>>34709941>>34709935You two faggots are being really annoying.
>>34709947I know who you are
>>34709931Oh. Well yeah but I more so meant the face and overall affect. My bf himself is closer to 8% right now. It makes me anxious that hell faint *bites nails* need to feed that poor man.
>>34709930hehe you sound like my bf's friend who is kinda alcoholic, autistic and adorable. some warhammer obsessed guy. my bf tells lots of hilarious stories about him. please don't date ugly fat old woman with children. i assure you you can do better!
>>34709948oh I see you just go around saying that to everyone
i was happily gooning with my bf on vc and his mom called him T_T
>>34709954Wow you figured me outHere's your gayest retarded award, ugly freak
>>34709957oof long distance?
>>34709895adorable little plushieplease cut your nails regularly hehe
>>34709957Keep your gross pussyslime garbage to yourself
>>34709958anon please stop now I don't know if you're lying or not
>>34709961lmfao sorry!! hehehehehheee i just thought it was funny
>>34709961>pussyslimeIt's a man.
>>34709909so you're a dude that gets off on bullying random men on the internet? kinda gay
>>34709959yeah lol
>>34709930>34>wants to have kidsAnon, I say this with love, find a Filipino or Jeeta that you can stand, import her, and just miscegenate. >don't date the 40 year oldMy wife is six years older than me but I got groomed so whatever, it's probably not relevant, 40 is too old to be thinking about a first kid.>woman with 3 kids>each from a different fatherfor fuck's sake anon>has kids but father is locked uphe's eventually going to get out and then you'll be yesterday's newsSeriously anon the boomers are right on this one, given your age and the low quality of women interested in you it's time to go the H1B route, outsource the job to a thirdie, there are plenty of single childless women who view an American guy as basically winning the lottery.
>>34709967ofc, my cock is bigger than yours!!! me so manly
Why does my boyfriend get annoyed about me being jealous and asking him about whether he want to fuck other women all the time?He claims it makes him uncomfortable. Why?For example, if there was an attractive cashier of if I remember an ex of his and feel insecure I'll ask if he wants to do specific sexual acts with her.
MoidsWhats the most fucked up thing youve jacked off to? Im making a list.
>>34709942>luckyou can tell if a man will support his progeny within like 10 minutes of knowing him, women are just fucking stupid.
>>347099722bh thats kinda toxic of you anonette
>>34709944hell yeah.
>>34709946Never go tthis. Single moms are fun as long as they keep their kids to themselves. And of course not being a faggot "provider".
>>34709864>>34709874Because unlike you I can read between the lines and look past some measly fucking words and not take whatever motherfuckers say to me at face value, and I'm not stumbling around like some drunken lout in some tale and belief I weaved up for myself, I KNOW how this shit works I AM A MAN AND I HAVE THE MIND OF A MAN, I THINK LIKE A MAN, I HAVE SEEN THIS EXACT PHENOMENON REPLAYED AD INFINITUM. YOU WILL SEE. YOU WILL FUCKING SEE. YOU HAVE DRANK THE SYRUP. YOU HAVE SMELLED THE HINT OF THE MOST TENDER AND NOW YOU CLING IN YOUR DESPERATION TO A SHIP THAT IS DESTINED TO SINK AS ALL SHIPS DO. FOR HOW MANY SHIPS SAIL AND HOW MANY SINK, HOW MANY WRECKS DOES THE NIGHT OF THE OCEAN FLOOR HOLD IN HER COLD HARBOR. AND WHILE YOU ARE ALL BUSY SINKING AND YOU LOOK UP TO THE SKY AND DELUDE YOURSELVES INTO THINKING YOU ARE FLYING BECAUSE THE CLOUDS MOVE UP AND AWAY THERE I WILL BE, I WILL SOAR SND I WILL HAVE THE SUN BEAT ON MY BACK AND GLARE OFF MY SILVERED WINGS. ANS I WILL LOOK DOWN AND SEE ALL BEING DRAGGED BELOW AND I WILL LAUGH. OH ICARUS YOU, LAUGH AS YOU WILL, FOR AS THEY KNOW THE COLD AND THE DEPTHS YOU TOO SHALL MEET YOUR FATE, NOT IN THE FRIGID WATERS BUT IN THE AIR AND THE HEAT, YOU SHALL LAUGH AND BURN AND EXPUNGE WITH GREAT FERVENT HEAT AND IN GREAT SPECTACLE, AND YOU SHALL THINK YOURSELF EXALTED!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!
>>34709938I sure do but I do my best. I think I manage it well. What gave it away?
>>34709972Do you not trust him? This sounds like youve got a rocky foundation. You can be possessive without being distrustful and paranoid.
My boyfriend basically wants to become a son-husband for his alcoholic mom which means providing and prioritizing her over me, when we previously talked about building a life together and possibly having children. What makes me even more upset about this situation is that his mom has a long term boyfriend whose been paying her mortgage for at least a decade, and she also has been committing tax fraud on her business so I truly don't understand how shes suffering financially at the age of 60 (probably alcohol and her shopping addiction). He tells me of this plan and assumes I'll stay with him like a cuck and watch him provide for another women. How does someone buy a house in 1995 for 130k and owe 155k in 2026? He's like a final boss people pleaser and I feel deeply hurt by this. I don't even know if he would do all of this for me.Sorry for the rant. For the men, or women in a situation like this should I sit him down and say all of this? This is such a weird and difficult conversation, I don't think I'm being crazy about this. He's my first love and I think about our future a lot so this has been really emotionally painful.
please don't say "i know who you are" ever again, it really fucks with me
>>34709973Genuinely don't remember, because I usually enjoy relatively un-disgusting things.Maybe some intense ddlg asmr.
>>34709970I have no desire to date a woman that isn't American honestly. Its primarily why I wouldn't date most Asian women. Or at least the ones I do know. They were all born in other countries and were in those countries until at least early adulthood. I just find I gel better with other Americans. The culture differences with women who aren't American can be too much for me. Even when in college I was sort of annoyed by the significant differences in some cultures and just didn't prefer it. Walked into a bathroom and a middle eastern student was washing his feet in a sink. Seemed weird to me.
Women, you opinion on a 35 year old virgin man who has zero intentions or intrest in a committed relationship, children or any of that stuff and just wants to make up for lost time?
My milkshake brings all the moids to the yard and they’re like>it’s better than yoursDamn right, it’s better than your>I can teach you but I’d have to chargeBaby seal
>>34709985Sorry, I meant I know how tight your pussy is.
>>34709831I have to find them attractive/like her.
>>34709973I wrote a lengthy raceplay themed novella in which a comically over the top racist invents a time machine and keeps going back in time to fuck over black people, like killing MLK, telling the Zulus that the English are pussies and they should totally attack, telling black teens that the blues suck and they should listen to gangster rap, etc. He's opposed by a black woman who's a timecop and is terrible at her job and never succeeds in stopping him but they always fuck after he ruins the timeline. Never published it anywhere, but pretty fucked up.
fucking rude anon almost gave me a panic attack >>34709994I'm a man
>>34709976But why? If he was jealous it would make me feel more secure.>>34709982He hasn't done anything fishy in the relationship, really. But we are far away right now.But he is a man and he has a history of being able to have a sexual encounter with someone he wasn't dating. Granted he was 16 and says he regretted it, but I was a virgin before him.He says he trusts me, but yeah obviously. Why would a woman with a high libido who kept her virginity well into her 20s fold to anything? My self control is well proven, his isn't.
IS that crazy chick still here
>>34709985>>34710003Oh now I know who you are, hello again.
>>34709991What about an Asian American?
Anyone noticing a pattern between friday and saturday nights and atoga slowing down
>>34710011It's date night for the foids.
>>347100114chan in general slows down friday nights. I notice it in my other threads too. Not sure why. It's not like people are out doing anything, they're people who use 4chan...
>>34709991I have actually washed my foot in the sink out of pure desperation because I got grape juice on the bottom
>>34710008you know what? nah fuck you, proof that you know who I am or I don't believe you
>>34710006Me or some other crazy chick?
>>34710016Those panties really would have suited you you know.
>>34710011how are you just noticing this now?
>>34710011>>34710013idk what you're talking about there are always miserable foids here on fridays and saturdays
>>34710011No shit. It gets mentioned every week.
>>34710006Trini? No. She left.
>>34710018yeah you definitely don't know who I am, therefore I'm not an ugly freak (yes I am but I don't want to hear it from other people)
>>34709985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU5K4mKHMBo
>>34710003Bussy
>>34709973Uh, probably some homestuck fanficmaybe some tentacle hentaijust depends on which you think is more fucked up
>>34710023She'll come back
>>34709999Jacking off to your own writing is so cringe lmao
>>34710027now that's just annoying.>>34710030gay
>>34709743Both at 16
>>34710031do you like vriska?
>>34710023She is literally posting about her LDR insecurities right now
>>34709743Well I lost my virginity to my first BF, we got together when I was 24, and then I lost my virginity about a year later.
>>34710013Mine was Tuesday, I rearranged my workshop today.
>>34709972I feel like that's exactly your goal and you get a kick from annoying him like that
>>34710036Shes not my favorite but I do enjoy her character.Gun to my head my favorite female troll is probably Terezi and favorite female character is Jade
>>34709983What's your other option rather than talk? Wait until his mom dies? It's sooner or later
>>34709946Single gay men are a no-no.
>>34710004>But why? If he was jealous it would make me feel more secure.I feel so sorry for that guy.Fix your mental issues.
>>34710050that ribcage...those shoulders...the lack of hips...
>>34709824Most people are like that. It's cursed validation loop
>>34709980Being 34 and thinking that way
>>34709795When I was like 13?Hated it
>>34710050serious question, why are you posting pictures of yourself? are you feeling ok?
>>34710061Attention you retard
>>34710050As a detrans person I find it really weird when obvious trans women act like cis women here. Just be trans. What are they gonna do, ban you?
>>34709992You should just chemically castrate yourself.
>>34709998How many women do you find attractive?
>>34710068Idk, many
>>34710033Jacking off to your own writing is almost all of literature across all cultures. You saying this proves you are a person of low culture.
>>34710066I’m not a tranny :(
>>34710071nta but thats much better, not just cause its sluttier. its just a lot less "unfortunate" looking
>>34710077I look unfortunate?
>>34710050>>34710071Reposting someone else's pics is cringe.
>>34710062whore
>>34710081So I'd know
When it comes to dating, do women feel the man should really be the one to pay all the time? I am trying to get into dating despite being a bit older. I don't mind paying but I actually hate planning dates. Mostly because I feel that I am retarded and can't trust my own opinion. In a perfect world, the woman would plan the date, pick me up and then I would pay her for planning and picking me up etc. Because I am a man, would that be weird? I hate planning the date and I hate driving. However, I do both because otherwise I don't think I'd get any dates.
>>34710076Lying will never make you feel better. You wouldn't be acting out like this if you weren't in a bad place.
>>34709983Samefag, could I get some introspection/advice on this>>34709992>and just wants to make up for lost time?Do you mean hook up culture or you want to find a committed relationship?
do transgirls expect anal? i do not want anything to do with that hole
>>34710089my bf loves that dog and wants me to crochet him
>>34710084>In a perfect world, the woman would plan the date, pick me up and then I would pay her for planning and picking me up You know its okay to communicate that, right? Im sure many girls would approve of this arrangement.
>>34710085But I’m not lying
>>34710079Only in the first oneIn the second one you're fine from the ankles up, the socks kinda make it look like you have man feet though
>>34709983You have to kill that woman
>>34710092You were assigned male at birth, and you are lying when you try to use some special definition of transsexual where this fact doesn't count.
>>34707971bpd.png
she sends me good morning texts.I feel alive again bros
>>34710084The one who invite pays. You can talk about places you wanna go
>>34710101what is a good morning text? how do i make one?!
>>34710039wow surpring it took so longany reason why? were you shy about it?
>>34710098No im not
>>34709983If you were married I would say he would need to prioritize you and your children. But your not.
>>34710103she said good morning and then sent a cute gif
>>34710104Female late bloomers existing isn't shocking anon. Anyways I'm autistic and have mental health problems, that's why it took a while.
>>34710071I know this pic doesn't show that much, but you look and dress EXACTLY like my ex
>>34710092How is this a real animal? Like one that is supposed to survive in the wild?
Ngl i would kill to lick kittenposter's asshole
>>34710047My mom is sick and besides this he's a good partner and really the only person I feel comfortable seeking emotional support from (which I know isn't good but I don't want to bore anyone here with a novel on my life, I have friends but I don't like burdening them and he's been really supportive of this situation). I know what you mean though.>>34710096Despite kinda liking her (I respect crazy women in some way), me hoping she dies from cirrhosis wouldn't address the underlying fact that I'm not the most important woman in my boyfriends life. I feel like if the roles were reversed he'd be freaking out, he gets jealous easily, I don't get why I have to sit him down and talk about something that seems intuitive in monogamous relationships.
>>34709999I'd read this if the really racist shit was trimmed out and it was just a rogue time traveler being implied as purely bigoted by a lack of education and mostly just greedy, stealing artifacts from old cultures or something. Add in a whole three-part arc where his and the timecop's time transportation is broken and they need to fit in to 1800's southern US for a while if you want more raceplay shit.
>>34710106If you say things that "feel" "true" to you, but you know the effect is that you will make someone else believe something that isn't true, then you are lying.When you try to make people ITT think that you are AFAB, you are lying.
>>34710101>he isn't the one sending gm texts firstngmi
>>34710046nice
which of this crafts would you enjoy recieving the most?1) a plushie with his own clothes/plushie family2) a suitcase with handrawn stickers3) a magazine with photos4) a zine about date ideas5) blind-boxes6) mtg cards7) handmade rollon perfume8) stickers 9) personalized vynil10) recipe book
>>34710120Sometimes you gotta wonder if women say this shit on purpose
>>34710120I do it too sometimes, but I don't want to give her the ick
>>34710122Honestly, none. They're not productive to me. Maybe the recipe book, but I prefer to find my own sources of new recipes.
>>34709983This kind of dumb shit all goes away the second a man becomes a father.
>>34710122plushieplushie plsuhei spleubseu
>>34710115It kills its prey by snuggling, ecology 101 idiot
>>34710122As a man? 1.
>>34710122>Crafts>MTGAlt art or fully custom?
>>34710121why did you single out vriska specifically
>>34709164>Can a guy judge that he is good looking based on the way that women react to him?MImo yes.If they smile when you look at them, or make excuses to talk to you.
>>34710127which craft would be productive? is a handcrafted band t-shirt a cool idea?
What exactly do you do with a woman? I don't know how to talk
>>34710122M>1) a plushie with his own clothes7) handmade rollon perfume
>>34710134fully custom
>>34710119Even if I was trans would it matter? I’m not having sex with any of you and none of you are going to get me pregnant
>>34710107I see what you mean but we started this relationship with both of us wanting lifelong commitment and children.>>34710128What are you implying? (Not trying to sound hostile, genuinely don't know what you mean).
>>34710142i need to learn how to make decent perfume tho, he is a perfume expert. maybe a natural perfume making kit? i dunno
>>34710122mHonestly this kind of stuff just all goes straight into the trash.
>>34710136this website gives me vriska vibes so i ask about her first always
>>34710144Don't come to the advice board if you don't want advice. You think this is a place where you're supposed to spam selfies? Fuck off with that.You'll feel better about yourself when you stop lying, and you'll feel better about yourself when you start being honest.
>>34710122Plushies obs, not that moids sew, I used to sew plushies though
Femanons, is this you?
>>34710131>>34710133>>34710142i think ill go with the plushie and do more if i have the time. thanks anons
>mOiDs DoN't ShOwErI literally phone post from the shower
>>34710143I think I'd go with that then.
>>34710153No.
>>34710148ok, so a printed vynil with your favorite songs and custom art you would throw away? a handrawn recipe book with your partner's family recipes?
>>34710153Yes, and? Got a problem with that?
>>34710154Bonus points if it's from a vidya he likes.
>>34710157yeah but it takes a long time. i want to make all this things but i only have 2 months, so i am deciding which to prioritize based on your answers
>>34710161What smut are you reading atm?
>>34710153bruh not the ai gender war slop lmao straight people are NOT ok
>>34710146http://www.perfumersapprentice.com/You can find videos on youtube about which ingredients you'll want and what recipes to follow/modify>>34710149Fair enough, I get what you mean. It doesn't help that blue boards kinda match her palette
>>34710153It's another zoomer's don't understand that fiction isn't reality episode.
>>34710161>cat poster>the most depraved oneEvery. single. time
>>34710162i think ill go with a fur seal or a ginga cat. those are his favorite animals. also i dunno how to make dark souls or helldivers plushies
>>34710163Don't do everything! Love bombing is kinda creepy.
:/
Fiction is just shit you'd totally do if you could but can't for one reason or another.
>>34710166thanks a lot anon for the resource!
femanons, how sweaty is your chest at the moment?
>>34710167Why do you fantasize about a dynamic you claim to hate?
>>34710170>i dunno how to make dark souls or helldivers plushiesLame... I'm joking. The cat would be fun.
>>34710146>>34710166I decided to cut out the middle man and just send you straight to the video and recipe I had in mindhttps://youtu.be/vih21xqkLVM?t=1776Dont be scared of the big words and science, if your bf likes perfumes as much as you say he does he'll appreciate this
>>34710174he is my future husband, it's not lovebombing
>>34710110>mental health problemsautism?
>>34710182Safe way to explore it. Like horror or any other bofy genre.
>>34710153Lol, being a normie woman must be such a trip. I'm an m-sub, and my politics are consistent with that.
>>34710117Mommas boys having a mental illness
>Women are reading so much vampire smut it's saving the publishing industryWhy are you like this?
>>34710175link the thread for more advice
>>34710184thank you very much!!!
>>34710180Bro, don't even... It's like Dagobah down there.
>>34710182I wonder if most MRAs are submissive?
>>34710197ntaWhats the weather like in your area and what is your band and cup size
>>34710102this seems dumb though no? Because 90+ percent of the time it will be the dude doing the inviting. As a woman ever invited a man on a date that wasn't already their boyfriend or husband?
>>34710180I ac now. So none.
Women, would you respect a a man and put effort into dates if you know hes not very experienced and can't (yet) have another woman at the snap of a finger? I feel as if any woman I meet while not yet experienced would view me as a dog on a leash, easy mode guaranteed bf or the guy who is there because shes ready to settle down now.
>>34710191I agree :( If I knew in the beginning I wouldn't have signed up for this but it was a 180 in the past few months. This sucks.
>>34710192End of males on earth be like that.
>>34710192MAs real relationships decline, you can expect an uptick is the popularity of masturbation aides.
well... time for another grilled cheese. lsat one for today
>>34710205No. Hire a hooker. That's pathetic.
>>34710202i saw a capibara for some reason...
>>34710208>isIn*
Any lonely woman isn't putting enough effort in
>>34710210Put your name hat on
>>34710211>Hire a hookerWhat does that do for me?>That's pathetic.What exactly is?
>>34710194it got deleted
>>34710213They do got similar shnozz's
ill do this:1) a plushie with his own clothes2) handmade rollon perfume3) mtg cards4) personalized vynilthanks for your help anons!
>>34710211BlueValkyrie are you a hooker?
>>34710223PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND
>>34710197I need sweaty foid boobs on my face right now
>>34710215how do you recommend i try harder?
>>34710219>What does that do for me?Skill building>What exactly is?Being undiagnosed autistic
>>34710210Are you constipated often?
>>34710145When a man becomes a father, all of the wishy washy dumb shit he believed prior to that point gets put very much into perspective. There's a new focus for life.
>>34710224No.
>>34710225hehe i am marrying my bf, but do you want a drawing?whats your favorite animal and whats your favorite color?
>>34710227Leaving your room
>>34710234nta but oh you're the anon that drew that hedgehog for me? if so, thanks, I really liked it :)
>>34710138Something I could wear would be nice, yeh.
>>34710160Yes. It's all just dust collecting clutter.
>>34710237yes, it was me. you are not being an asshole and you are welcome. i am not great at drawing, but i did my best. i am glad you liked her!
>>34710220>r9knvm, not worth it
>>34710232why not?
>>34710236i do go to a lot of social events to try and meet people
>>34710238i dunno which band to pick tho. i might buy the paint for fabrics in the chinese shop and some cotton white t-shirt. i follow a really cool alt girl who does that
>>34710243Men ain't shit. I don't even want to acknowledge ugly men with money existing.
>>34710245Have you asked a guy out?
>>34710239hehe maybe for you but he is a huge maximalist. he loves collecting stuff, his room is a mess.
It's been so long since I've talked to a woman it feels like we're different species
>>34710247:(
>>34710241why would I be an asshole to you? that was a really nice gesture
>>34710118It's so stupidly over the top that it would be hard to take anything the evil racist MC says seriously, like he declares the Double Down sandwich proof the African conspiracy against America. Also the black girl tasked with stopping him literally tricks him into confronting her with a Watermelon festival, it's incredibly stupid on all levels.
>>34710246>paint for fabrics in the chinese shopThat may not be the best idea.
>>34710255They post on Reddit and read "NTA" as "Not The Asshole".
>>34710255you sayed nta. i sayed you are not being an asshole because of that hehe
>>34710253What
Do you ever just blow and blow but the booger never comes out?
>>34710258i dont have reddit, but yes i searched what nta meant a while ago and thought it was not to be an asshole. what does it actually mean?
>>34710256If it's too silly, I can't can't schlick to it. So you have to decide if it's comedic smut or just a smutty comedy.
>>34710262Ever since COVID.
>>34710262Sometimes that's because it's not a booger, it's just inflammation.
>>34710265Idk why it doubled the word "can't".
>>34710263Not That Anon. So >>34710237 is not the same Anon as >>34710225.
>>34710262Sometimes it's stuck to a nose hair.
>>34710197Snorted upon reading
How many ladies here have autism?
>>34710231I see but do you think his mommy issues fall under being wishy washy? I agree with what you're saying now, I think I mentioned in another post that we've been dating for a while and have been talking about planning for our future (like engagement, marriage, children); do you think if I sit him down and basically incorporate what you said that his ego wouldn't take over? Idk I just want to convince him now that if you want a future we need to take care of each other, which I don't think is crazy since from the beginning he agreed with me until a few months ago.
>>34710262All the time. They get that silly putty consistency.
ugh please stop talking about boogers it's fucking gross
>>34710249i would ask a guy out, i just dont meet any who i want to ask out. i dont think i have particularly high standards or anything. normally the people who i meet are taken or we just dont gel well enough
>>34710192MWrote a fantasy novel, got told by multiple agents they aren't buying anything from white men. Going to self publish, going to also be racist and sexist as hell if I ever get a smidgeon of power.
>>34710229>Being undiagnosed autisticlol
Do women love seeing alpha males put beta males in their place?
>>34710262You may need to drink more water.
I've got something to put in her place
>>34710268I mean, I can actually see the booger in the mirror. It's like that magic where the scarf keeps coming out from the hat.
>>34710271women have nose hair?
>>34710283I don't like seeing beta males at all, regardless of what's happening to them.
Would you date a guy with sacral chakra energy?
>>34710283If you want to top a femboy just do it, you don’t need approval for that
>>34710292No, that's Indian magic, gross, stinky
>>34710291whats a beta male to you
Hate fatties. Love flatties.
falling asleep in my chair after eating 4 grilled ch
>37 year old>maleI remember I saw a little girl on TikTok who said she was 8, wanted to be TikTok famous. this was a few years ago. i told her fat ass that in order to be TikTok famous you’d have to lose weight. i taught her about how the only thing that matters is calories, don’t worry about healthiness, just focus on how skinny you are. she had a measuring tape that she used to measure her waist with because her family had no scale. i ended up causing her an eating disorder but she didn’t become TikTok famous still; I kept lying to her, telling her it’ll take time for people to discover her. i wonder how she’s doing now.
>>34710305King
>>34710305How long did it take her to lose weight? How skinny was she? How old would she be now?
>>34710305If I ever have kids they are not getting internet access until they are teens or something
Growing up in the 2000s really does uniquely fuck up a person's brain.
Is there a proof that women actually like sex?
>>34710314No. Because they don't. They do it for personal gain, the way you work a job you probably don't actually like doing.
>>34710311I'm going to allow my kids to have maybe a few hours a week tops of closely supervised internet access on a computer in the living room, just like Jesus intended
>>34710313We can't dwell on it. We can't be throwing ourselves the pity parties that gen x did in their 40s and now 50s.
>>34710308She lost obvious weight in just a year, year in a half. She’s probably 13,14 now.>>34710311>>34710317Even as a teen she’d be groomed into mental illness if I find her.
>>34710314>Is there a proof that women actually like sex?My gf wouldn't be constantly pestering me for it if she didn't enjoy it.
>>34710321Nah, I'll just tell them that grown men that hang out on the internet are losers and creeps who are to be ridiculed are below them. Like kids see adults that are still on the level of kids. The mistake her parents made was letting her assume that adults on the internet are in the same category as adults they meet IRL, not mentally ill subhumans.
>>34710315That decent make sense because they would have sex if they didn’t. It’s not like a job at all since you need a job for survival unless you leach ig.
>>34710323She didn’t even know I was an adult so good luck with that I guess
>>34710280the publishing industry is such a joke these days. still...>fantasy novelyou did it to yourself
What horrible things does living in the UK do to one's mind?
>>34710328First off, that accent
>>34710328depression
>>34710324The vast majority of women are using their relationship to pay for their rent, and sex happens to be an expectation of that.
Femanon, are you built for small shota cock?
damn it I forgot to shave my armpits
>>34710305>moid proving how unloveable he is
>>34710322How big was "her" penis?
I'm always surprised when people remember things I told them in the past, I'm so used to people not giving a fuck about what I say
>>34710336nice try anon, I already jerked off today. I’m immune to lust provoking posts for at least another 3 hours
>>34710343GAY!!
>>34710345Actually it’s not gay because my lust bar is at 0%
why does that one anon always bully me? what have I done wrong? :(
>>34710348which anon?what HAVE you done wrong?
>>34710342I do this a lot and sometimes people are amazed at what I remember. One little detail in passing that I'll bring up a year or two later. Sometimes they didn't even remember it.
>>34710351idk sometimes some anon that says he recognizes me starts bullying me relentlessly.I'm curious about why is he like that
>>34710348If this is about your mannish feet I am a different anon and not the one that usually bullies you. The socks just weren’t helping you look feminine is all
>>34710357Have you tried being less annoying
>>34710273You called?
>>34710360Imagine you have kittens and they're also autistic little worms
>>34710358I'm not the fat fetishist >>34710359what am I doing that's annoying you?
>>34710360Can i give you kittens?
would you rather wait a year and possibly save 10k or just pay the 10k now?
What is wrong with women
>>34710371Hormone imbalance
>>34710369Delayed gratification
>>34710374but you might not get it and still have to pay
>>34710373no pooners are worse
I want her to pull my plug
What's the proper way to clean up after a guy finishes inside?
>>34710360how's female autism different from male autism?
>>34710378Shit it out on the toilet.
>>34710378There isn't clean up. Enjoy your baby.
>>34710378Getting your bf to eat up the excess bull cum
>33m>dropped from 400lbs to 200lbs by lifting heavy>loose skin :(people keep asking me why I dont have a wife, I dont know how to explain to them that I have completely fucked my shit up
>>34710390Cut it off
>>34710390wear it like a scarf
What happened to the dairy king
>>34710390If you gain it back we have one for you. Probably as you die tho.
>>34710395The sexiest thing about very pale skinned women is how the pink soles of their feet and palms of their hand contrast with their Snow White skin.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8_sWlTZaA
>>34710381Don't get my hopes up.
Yes, I think I've seen you before. I live on the second floor. I live upstairs from you.If you hear something late at night? Some kind of troublesome kind of fight? Just don't ask me what it was.
>>34710390You fucked up by not getting a feeder gf. I don't think there is a market for loose skin people. It's too disgusting.
when I get constant dopamine hits, I don't need to eat
>>34710378drip it out
>>34710379Female autistics are less likely to be rapists and sex pests due to their lack of social communication skills
>>34710380>>34710406That doesn't sound pleasant.
Is it gay to have sex with an mtf tranny?
>>34710408>less likely
need a big clit in my mouth right now
>>34710378MI don’t know the mechanics behind it but, when I nut they tell me to get a towel for them
>>34710413It’s 2026, it’s straight now
Made a quick vegetable soup for lunch out of stuff I already had on hand. Tasted pretty good.
Ai girls > Real girls
>>34710413https://youtu.be/4NxAchM1LHY
>>34710421Cool.
>>34710424yeah I love AI girls
>>34710366When are we going to the cat shelter?
>>34710424not really
>>34710421>quick>vegetable soupdoubt
>>34710333Okay retard
>>34710328Accent, uppity attitude towards Americans, weather
>>34710433All I had to do was chop up the vegetables, saute the aromatics, and then simmer it for a while.
My family is happy for me :)
>>34710449Stop bragging
>>34710453They still hate me
>>34710390what a waste
Howl's moving castle is such a pretty movie
>>34710428After we go to the court house to get married
I slick back my hair
>>34710462Ghibli was in their bag when they made it
>>34710449What did you do
All the femanons are on dates trying to get fucked by Chad and all the manons are in bed jerking off to that
State genderWould you consider leaving your partner if you found out they once bullied people when they were younger? talking like highschool age.
>>34710481I don't jerk off anymore I have ascended
>>34710482F. No. I was a bully, so I know people can change and be genuinely remorseful.
>>34710482M yes
>>34710485That's not bullying.
to balance out my 4 grilled comatose cheeses i will have a salad
>>34710485That's genuine terrorism. The FBI will be making contact with you.
Imagine how greasy her phone screen must be
>>34710490That's definitely how it works.
>>34710497whatever man i'm mousemaxxing
>>34710490STOP EATING you're gonna get fat!
>>34710503IM A HEALTHY WEIGHT ILL HAVE YOU KNOW
>>34710490dont stop eating, youre gonna get fat!
>>34710505right...
State genderHow often would you want to have sex?
>>34710505my point still stands! you're gonna get fat
>>34710518Mas much as she wants to have sex I guess, I just want cuddles
>>34710518MNever
>>34710482Absolutely not. Woman.
>>34710518MCurrently in an ldr, at least every other visit
>>34710481you post this almost every weekend, i'm pretty sure it's just you dude
me and atoga femanon
There is no light in my life. My food is bland and my skies without color.
>>34710471You know the devil's in thereSo keep one eye open, baby
>>34710482FYea that shit is genetic
>>34710518FI can only handle a few times a week
>>34710482MNo because high school was a lifetime ago and people change, unless that behavior was still apparent.
>>34710137Dang, I should have known
Let's get one thing entirely straightPeople don't change.
>>34710137nah that can't be true
>>34707926Are women the gentler sex?
>>34710546I completely disagree, fight me fucker
What do guys talk to girls about?How do you occupy time during a date?
What are your favorite metal or rock bands or music?For my heavy music lovers>gender and age>23f, metal SOAD
>>34710546In 95% of cases. It's usually a safe bet to make.
Metal fucking sucks and people need to stop pretending it's good and grow up
>>34708495Men almost never get compliments so the bar is in Hell
>>34710546I disagree I watch people change constantly I change constantly
>>34710558m 33 gojirathe ocean collectivefit for an autopsysylosismalevolencemeshuggah
>>34707926Women:How can a man trust you to not leave him for a wealthier man at the first opportunity?
>>34710568I have my own money
>>34710518Want to have us sex each other's brains out until we're done
>>34710561The only good thing about it is women who like it like to show their tits
>>34710553>first dateI don't use apps so however we met is usually a good conversation starter. It's nice to know what they do for a living, their hobbies, their goals, etc. but there's no checklist.>after thatContinuing conversations from last time or text conversations. At some point early on it's good to know why you're both there so if one of you is serious and the other isn't you don't end up wasting someone's time, or if you're both serious, so you know you have overlapping life goals like family, where you'd like to live, or financials. But again, every relationship is different, and sometimes things move more slowly and that's okay if both of you want it that way.
>>34710564Myopia >>34710551Delusional>>34710559Optimistic
>>34710568The wealthier man has to be prettier, give me his entire net worth before anything happens, let me beat him to a pulp and neuter him.
>>34710578And you are what?
I'm getting tired now having sex. This is the 5th day in a row with a holiday fling
>>34710558based SOAD fan
>>34707934my golden retriever is making a cute noise while he sleeps
>>34710583and they say women are whores
>>34710583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THDc2MAMwok
>>34710561a lot of it sucks yeah
>>34710582Damned? idk
>>34710378the penis is a natural scrapper the second round will clean the first onejust make sure the second gets finished elsewhere
>>34710558MRadiohead to be desu
>>34710576Like you're speaking ancient Egyptian to me 2bh
He has spent all day picking at the foreskin of his penis. Hasn't he?
>>34710378Queefing it out across the bed
>>34710601GIWTWM
It became an example of sexual abuse, didn't it? I despise sexual abuse!
>>34710606So why do you keep writing about it
>>34710561You don't like Ad Infinitum? What's wrong with you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ugq3ZBNEIM
do a lot of women like metal?
>>34710608What a curious individual you are
>>34710607You don't understand what those pirates did to me in my 17th century past life, do you?
>>34710609Seems like they don’t. The concerts I visit never usually have a lot of women.
>>3471055830MSynestia - https://youtu.be/HEmzCemucyoDisembodied Tyrant - https://youtu.be/4qcE1PxvyIAYoyuyuppe - https://youtu.be/jdZm6qnZUWI
How did you become mentally ill? What happened to you, that made you that way?
>>34710561Take your own advice, bud. We like what we like; stop complaining.
>>34710612You've detailed that pretty well I think
>>34710618Family.
>>34710611>>34710561Imagine trashing metal fans for no reason. And being this much of a hater, Jesus
>>34710618shitty parents and a lot of bullying
>>34710618When I was ten years old my dad told me verbatim, “you are my favourite child” which made me suddenly become acutely aware I was being watched, observed, and evaluated against my siblings by my own parents and gave me social anxiety, extreme hyper vigilance and a deep desire to control exactly how others look and perceive me which is obviously impossible so resulted in my pushing away every friend and family member so that I couldn’t ruin their own perception of me. I now have no friends and a very strained relationship with my family.
>>34710616i see!
Raah I'm so built do you guys wanna squeeze my biceps
I don't know how that son of a bitch managed to pull it off
>>34710628post ceps
>>34710628fuck no
>>34710618My parents beat me, drank and did drugs, were some of my first bullies in a lot of ways; I had bad experiences with women who derived a lot of joy from treating me like shit; I was homeless and have lost pretty much everyone I've cared about, including my childhood petsI have no extended family to talk to and the only person I speak with regularly is dependent upon me, and that's pretty much the only reason I haven't killed myself; someone else needs me to live.
>>34710628Ew
Women, why don’t you look like my wife Anzu?
>>34710641i look like a a chopped and flat version of her
>>34710641Because she's not your wife.
>>34710641I like her boobs
Are your posts just you mimicking what the doctors said about you when you were locked up in the psych ward?
>>34710637If you gave two African tribals that bang sticks and bongos to make music an electric guitar and drum kit what they would make is metal
>>34710645post your flat chest already
Moids, why are you so bad at asking questions here?
She gave her pussy up. And for what?
>>34710654I only have so many questions that aren't horny and people don't like when you hornypost
>>34710653im not posting shirtless booba
>>34710659Post shirted booba
The hog is hungry. She demands you fill her trough.
>>34710658This is bullshit
>>34710654What type of questions would you prefer?
>>34710665I'd squeeze em
>>34710651Well Africans have had access to those tools for like 50 years and still haven’t managed so.
hmmmmmm smg or shotgun
>>34710663Ok then, what's the biggest cock you foids could ever want to take and how much of his strength from 1-100% do you want him to put into each thrust?
>>34710666>666thanks, satan
>>34710668Snoiper Roifle
>>34710667Bro where the fuck is a mud hut dweller who doesn't even have running water supposed to get a guitar and a stack
>>34710665I like your nips
>>34710659please do it
>>34710665Ugh, rape
>>34710664Simple conversation types.Like "how was your day", but not that.
>>34710676lol that's some boring shit
>>34710670You look like you've been wearing that shirt for a little while without showering and you're starting to smell a little heavy. I'd like to smell you. I'd like to hug you and feel the lint balls on your shirt underneath my fingertips.
>>34710672Do just think Africa is this massive continent of Neolithic uncontacted tribes or something? Even African bushmen have smartphones
>>34710665they are so small that is very attractive to me
>>34710678You guys really come here to not talk about anything.
MenWhy has chivalry pretty much dissapeared?
>>34710671i'm too poor :(
>>34710687Because chivalry is a gay behavior
>>34710687Why are you a woman alone with a baby on a train?
>>34710687Women killed it
>>34710687It never existed
I looked at the tits, they were cute. I got half chubbed up.
>>34710687Men will eat her baby and attack her
she needs to post shirtless boobs now
>>34710700where? I like tits
>>34710687Women complained about virtually every way we were interacting with them, so now a lot of us just don't
Post genderWould you rather have to fight three Anons or fuck one Anon?
>>34710708Just check the archive, they were clothed boobs anyway, but the nipples were poking out which was nice.
We need to bring back redtoga if girls are gonna start posting tits again
>>34710714Fight three
>>34710714MI’d fight 3 anons just for the catharsis
>>34710714I can't swap anon for femanon?>>34710715Was it elf again?
>>34710714M,3 people is a lot to fight. If I'd have to fuck a male anon from here I'd choose the fight but if I could choose the anon from another board or a femanon, I'd pick option 2
>>34710722>Was it elf again?No, way smaller and perkier than her.
>>34710719What do tranny tits look like?
>>34710717>>34710718>>34710722>>34710723It's a random choice between posters ITT, they may be men or women but it's wholly random
U guys were a lot kinder than I was expecting lol, thx
>>34710714fight all the tiny femanons and fuck a guy in the ass lets go
>>34710728I'd choose the fight then. I'd rather get my ass kicked than fuck a random from this thread.
>>34710558M28The Smiths
>>34710728I'd pick the fight then. Is it to KO, or death?
>>34710729Post shirtless please.
I like girls nipples
>>34710736Submission, but if you insist on killing them I'm gonna have to ask you to tell me which 3 you want
>>34710729the moids never talk shit about seeing pics of femanons lol. you'd have to be a massive fucking obese whale or holocaust skeleton to get any hate and even then a bunch of anons are into that kind of shit
Women, do you think it’s unfair that Marisa Tomei gets to stay this beautiful in her 60’s, and you’ll never get to be beautiful once?
>>34710729very cute
>>34710728Yeah, even if it was like a 10% I get gymbro, still fighting.
>>34710729You have nice hips, very grabbable
AllWhat is the worst sex you've ever had?
>>34710743Nah, I doubt I kill three. I was worried they'd kill me.
>>34710754literally this scenario
State gender. What happened to JonBenét Ramsey?
>>34710754She had a lockedjaw while sucking my cock!
>>34710754I can't wait to be 40 and do this to some drunk college freshman>inb4 do it nowIt's not the same, I want her to be filled not just with my cum but also a sense of shame and regret
>>34710754Gave me a bj and said her jaw hurt because I was too thick. Worst part was I don't believe her
>>34710758Some Marc Dutroux/Epstein shit
>>34710754Got a charley horse
>>34710754stop posting this you sick freak
>>34710749She's never been married.
>>34710754MI went soft and we tried for what felt like an eternity to get it back and eventually gave up
>>34710738Im no whore, I still want to be a good enough gf when my future bf comes along. >>34710744True that, but I was expecting at least some insults for being flat yet I didnt see any, so I’m considering you guys sweet. Minus the typical transvestigator comment. >>34710750Ty anon <3
>>34710774Have you?
>>34710780So then I'm pretty.
>>34710754Why do you keep posting this? Did she actually kill herself?
>>34710758FI "like" the accidentally killed by the brother theory personally.>>34710749No she gets a free pass to just be better than the rest of us. Linda Cardellini can have one too.
>>34710779>my future bfAll the good guys are taken, all that's left are slutty cockposters.
>>34710781No, you're busted and single.
>>34710779men actually don't hate it when women are flat, well at least not most men imo. >transvestigator oh right. i guess it's a good day, but also atoga doesn't seem to really go for that accusation usually I think
Anyone feel like they're never relaxed? Even when I go to bed I find myself gripping the sheets like I'm on a dollar coaster when I wake up.
>>34710791dude you have anxiety problems
>>34710791Yeah
>>34710630What
>>34710791>dollar coasterLmao.
>>34710789Lol she's busted and single.
>>34710806She still looks great.
>>34710809Cope lol
Why do zoomer girls wear so much makeup (especially blush) compared to other generations did at the same age?
>>34710814It's the age of AI and filters. Looking fake is in.
>>34710814I miss when young women overdid it with the mascara and eyeliner
>>34710806I think she's aged well? She's cute for however old she is>>34710814The makeup on the nose always weirded me out. Looks like a malar rash.
>>34710810Don't make someone post your face again.
>>34710714FI'm not going to win but I choose the fight. I'd rather get the shit kicked out of me than take the sex gamble.
>>34710821Knowing atoga you'd get some George Costanza looking fuck
>>34710814Do they actually? I feel like the amount of makeup on women's faces peaked in 2016.I like the blush but you can blame eastern influences for that. With the popularity of K-pop so rises the popularity of wearing blush on the nose.
>>34710825or me a washed up undead twink
>>34710714F. The anons would obviously sexually assault me anyways after they beat me in the fight, so the answer has to be the sex.
>>34710819Spam the thread. You're obsessed.
>>34710830Well that's not very nice. What are the odds that all 3 are down to assault you don't be paranoid.
Anons, you are at the cafeteria:Girl 1 and girl 2 are sitting alone at different tables. You met girl 1 first but you like girl 2 more. Which table would you pick?
>>34710834I've been here for a long time. I know how the majority of you sick fucks think, at least when it comes to hypotheticals like this.
>>34710835High school cafeteria? Go sit in the stairwell by myself like I usually do.>>34710837I'm a woman. I think the question is better if you take it in good faith. No wonder men think we're weird and obsessed with rape when we've got people like you wandering around.
>>34710835Girl 1
>>34710837Very kinky tastes you have
There was a cute girl working the drive through today when I got food, I think we flirted a little. She complemented my car and we had a few sentences back and forth before I got my food. She was cute but seemed very physically small
>>34710830MI wouldn't let that happen.Just a good, honest ass-whooping.
>>34710838Idc what you are, you get put in the bucket of weirdos here all the same. You see the sorts of questions and opinions that are shared here, so you know my response was valid. If you assured certain boundaries or otherwise fleshed out the hypothetical, you'd get something more curated to what you're apparently fishing for.
>>34710839Girl 1 is older and girl 2 is hotter and younger. But girl 1 has gossip power and if she gets offended, it will be bad.>>34710838Isn't that weirder than just eating alone?
>>34710838>calls someone else weird>admits to being the creepy girl who runs and hides to eat totally alone
>>34710835Girl 2 is a stranger? It'd be creepy for me to sit near her in that case, so girl 1.
My mother said I should go to the library to meet women because I don’t go to bars and don’t like being social. How fast am I going to be kicked out of the library using her advice?
>>34710847So thoughtful. And people say chivalry is dead.
I think I said hello too quietly when I entered a store today when the worker girl said "welcome in how are you" bc I heard her say "I'm fine thanks" passive aggressively when she walked away from me. Why do zoomers in customer service WANT their customers to talk to them? What happened?
>>34710843I bet that's JH, kek.
>>34710849Why are there suddenly more stipulations when I answer.
>>34710849>weirder Since when was that a concern? If I stay in the lunchroom someone might sit with me. I have the stairwell to myself and it's much quieter.
>>34710838It's probably her kink
>>34710853No, girl 2 is someone you started spending time with later and she shared food with you and you watched tv shows on her phone together.
>>34710854Depends, are you at least average looking
>>34710856We don’t. We are forced to interact with people which we don’t want to do, and then are treated poorly for it, which is what her perception of you was.
>>34710852How is that creepy? I'm autistic sure but creepy is a stretch.
*defeats Femanon in combat**rushes her to the hospital**tells the doctor she tripped and fell while looking at her moid hands folder*
>>34710865Autistic women are creepy
>>34710865Being so antisocial that you leave the place meant for you to eat to isolate yourself from everyone during the single freest part of the school day was always a creeper thing in school.
>>34710862Hmm, I guess girl 2 then. It's still kinda bold imo.
>>34710835MIf I like girl 2 more why wouldn’t I sit with her.Only caveat is if girl 1 made the active effort to be my friend first as opposed to me trying to befriend her
>>34710871NTA.Asocial?
>>34710791lately I can't relax at all
>>34710856It wasn't volume. She wanted you to ask how she was.
>>34710854When I go to the library there's mainly teenagers, moms with children, and the elderly.
>>34710864I guess my question is "Since when is not responding (or not being heard responding) to a forced customer service greeting treating them poorly?" I used to LIKE customers who didn't talk unless it was necessary.I feel like it's been happening even more lately than it ever has. Even the customers are supposed to put on the performative front now, I'll just shop online God damn.
>>34710875Asocial would be sitting alone at lunch anv preferring it that way. Antisocial would be actively going against the expectations of the school system to avoid any possible contact with others.
>>34710835Would girl #2 think I'm creepy for sitting next to her?
>>34710800Do you know what one of the last things my father told me was
>>34710878nta When I go to the library it’s usually incels playing Roblox and cute college girls. Also the local homeless vagrant or vagrant of the week
this bunny webm is killing meI hope the femanons like it.
>>34710872But you would have to pick.>>34710874Girl 1 sat with you when she saw you eating alone.>>34710881No, see >>34710862
>>34710885I don't.
I need to get a skinny girl pregnant and make sure her nutrition and mood is flawless during her gestation
>>34710868My gf is autistic, and she's the best gf I've ever had
>>34710871>antisocialNo one knows what this means any more>>34710875This is more correct. It's not that I'm not considerate of others or social customs I would just rather be by myself and do what I want to do (within reason) instead of worrying about someone else's preferences. >>34710877Why though? I'm a customer. Doesn't she want me to fuck off unless I want to buy something? I get that other people enjoy social interaction a lot more than I do but I don't get this. At least not being annoyed enough about it to be passive aggressive.
>>34710885MI love it.
>>34710892antisocialasocialsocialsocialantisocial
>>34710886>874Then yeah, I’m sitting with girl 1. She went out on a limb to befriend me and she deserves my platonic loyalty, she’s also going to wing woman for me unless she makes it clear she is romantically interested
>>34710891Congrats but that’s not what this is about
>>34710896Ma'am you have issues And need a dictionary
>>34710892There might have been a bit of cattiness mixed in if you're both women.
>>34710892>No one knows what this means any moreAntisocial includes breaking rules to avoid people. You're supposed to eat in the cafeteria. Leaving the cafeteria to eat somewhere else is against the rules.
>>34710903Catty, passive aggressive, same thing.
>>34710889So she gets fat and produces milk? Or has a stilbirth?
>>34710900Saying they're creepy as a blanket statement isn't true when there's exceptions.
>>34710907Not anorexic, I just expect women will probably gain about 10 permanent pounds per kid
>>34710905If it was against the rules I wouldn't have been allowed to do it.It's not against the rules to go eat in your car instead of the break room at work. Same vibe. Like God forbid they want to listen to a podcast instead of converse while trying to chew.
>>34710888
>>34710908Remind me how you feel about the jews, the blacks, or the jeets
>>34710906Aren't they motivated by different things? For example, she could be passive aggressive towards me, but not catty.
>>34710908NTA. Blanket statements, by definition, ignore specific exceptions to make a generalization.
>>34710897Man, that's a good point. But girl 2 would get her feelings hurt after the time you 2 spent together.
Men, are you aware of the true nature of women?Women, are you aware of the true nature of men?
>>34710912I'm not a chud outside of thinking the memes are funny.
>>34710913No?Catty just means "bitchy on purpose" I think you've attached specificity to it that it doesn't actually have.
>>34710911Real kiwis are cuter than fake kiwis.
>>34710916MI think incels and femcels are mostly right about each other
>>34710910>If it was against the rules I wouldn't have been allowed to do itSo you told the teachers/aides/whatever every lunch period that you were going to go eat lunch under some stairs every day? And they gave you the thumbs up?We're talking about children in school, not eating during a lunch break at a job. Try to stay on topic.
>>34710916Yes
>>34710919They sound kinda scary though
>>34710919Their eggs are way too big for their bodies
>>34710921Yes. I had to walk right past the woman who always ran in school suspension to get to my stairwell. I was expressly allowed to do this. And sometimes I would eat in the art room. Look at the situation from a "this kid SHOULD have an IEP but doesn't" perspective.
>>34710919>they cut these things in half at supermarkets
>>34710915Hence girl 1 wing womaning for me, but like I said if she went out of her way to initiate friendship and made it clear that she has romantic interest then I personally believe that she deserves to be rewarded for starting these events. Girl 2 may be cuter and may be marginally more enjoyable but I think women that hunt deserve more than women that fish. Like, sorry to girl 2 but you snooze you lose yk
>>34710921You'd have a point if it was elementary school, not high school
>>34710917Dubious but I will take your word for it
>>34710930Alright. Then I amend what I said earlier, you were ASOCIAL and creepy for hiding away to eat lunch. Thanks for clarifying. And I'm sorry to hear the school system failed you like that.
Gender, are you ever plagued by nostalgia?
She brightens my day Life is good again anons :)
>>34710939MYes but only when I'm having a bad time in the present
>>34710939No, i cant think of a single time I was ever happy
All the kids who sat in the stairwell in lunch were the weird ones that had hair that was too long for how little they took care of it and wore jackets in the summer. I heard one talking at his mom about FNAF lore one morning while she walked him to school and dropped him off. What a trip.
>>34710888That's because the rabbit is still somehow less food motivated than you
>>34710939Yeah, I spend most of my present thinking about the past. It's pretty toxic.
>>34710939F, yes, somethings as simple as wood chips or mud since I didnt go out much as I got older, the smell of it alone takes me back to being in elementary school.
>>34710937>creepy Either you're still trying to insult me or you're very sheltered. There are plenty of actually creepy people out there.>school system failed you That was one of the few things they did right. Forcing me to stay in the lunchroom wouldn't have done any good for anyone.
>>34710940Has polish femanon ensnared another one?
>>34710941That makes sense>>34710942I can understand that. Although it doesn't have to be the happiness of a moment, but the prospect of happiness
>>34710835I’m a girl. I take girl 1 to girl 2 so we can hangout together
>>34710947How do they relate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NrGCLSlMj0thinking about her again
>>34710939Sometimes I miss late 00's and early 10's internet culture. That was something truly magical. Newgrounds animations and a very light hand on internet meddling (ie; meta and google) made it a place like no other. Like nowadays FilthyFrank would never be allowed a platform.
>>34710939>plagued Usually it's comforting not upsetting
>>34710816>It's the age of AI and filters. Looking fake is inTvth Nvkehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bHobYKTi9IM
>>34710958>MyCherryCrush became a tiktok npcThis tracks but holy shit that was unexpected.
>>34710948I'm not going to be called sheltered by an admitted autist who thinks it isn't creepy to hide away to eat lunch in highschool. Everyone who wasn't in your position judged you similarly, if they gave a shit at all.And you started this shit when you called ME weird for responding with trepidation to the hypothetical that boiled down to "would you rather be beat up by three anons or be forced to have sex with one?".
>>34710956Same. Everything was new and novel, instead of people chasing the algorithm for attention websites were just people sharing stuff they thought was cool, and forums let you have authentic unfiltered conversations with people all over the world who shared interests. Also it helps that I was in middle/high school and had no responsibilities so life was a lot easier.
>>34710956This ^
>>34710954Wdym
>>34710949Nah
>>34710956That reminds me of a conversation with Frank zappa. He talked of a period of time in the music scene where experimentation, and gaudy, colorful clothing became the norm for the local bands in the scene of LA. Local bars and events decided to shut them out in fear of their business either attracting the "wrong" crowd, or losing their audience in general. Frank was pretty disappointed by it, thinking there was a period of innovation that was forever snuffed out. I think his song, Hungry Freaks, was even based off that period of time. It makes me wonder how many different cultures and sub cultures have climbed and fell with the times.
>>34710962I don't think you and I agree on what the definition of creepy is. And no nobody gave a shit. You're the weird one for caring or thinking it meant anything. And you're still weird for making the non sexual answer sexual in the other question.
>>34710965My bad I misread. I'm a little tipsy
>>34710961At least we got to see her butthole before this. Zoomer e-girls don't have to be nearly as generous.
Who's idea was it to remove the gigantic impenetrable turnstiles that looked like they belonged on a spaceship and kept the homeless people out in favour of those flimsy plastic ones that pop open if you walk into them hard enough
>>34710971The question was about assault. The options were physical assault by three anons or sexual assault by one. And the two are often linked, especially when it comes to the specific perpetrators that were mentioned, anonymous internet men. The question was vague and I answered with the obvious skepticism it deserved.
I wish more men dressed like Tony Soprano or Italians in general
>>34710982Too cold here
>>34710982Tony Soprano dressed like shit. You really want guys walking around in floppy bowling shirts.
>>34710957Not my type of audience I guess
>>34710980You could have just answered the question as posed like a normal person. But you had sexual assault on the brain you just couldn't not talk about it. Personally I think that's way weirder/creepier than wanting to eat alone.
>>34710984But it’s summer >>34710985It didnt look bad though
>>34710982So, shirts that are a size too big for him and khaki shorts?
>>34710991Yes, plenty of room for me to fit my hands under to touch at his body in public
>>34709331Is she asian?
>>34710968Oh, so the killing of 3rd spaces started long ago.>Hungry FreaksGave it a listen, read the lyrics. It does elicit that emotion and vibe. Not to get all communist but corporate america really is killing any sort of sub culture that starts forming
>>34710987>But you had sexual assault on the brainThe question literally had sexual assault as one of the options. That's why I was skeptical. Don't be such a cunt just because you rightfully got called out for being a creepy stair eater.
>>34710982I have no proof but I KNOW this is the fat fetishist foid
>>34710999… what gave it away
>>34711001Whiny, needy, entitled.
>>34711001I can't tell if I'm being mocked with sarcasm or not so I'm going to answer this earnestly.Tony Soprano
>>34710997You were taking the premise in bad faith. You CHOOSE to either have sex or fight. If you don't like those options there's always the option of not answering the question. Sexual assault wasn't one of the options. But somehow you made both options sexual assault. You contorted the question to fit that narrative. That's creepy. Has anyone ever told you that you're mean and unpleasant? Because they should have.
>>34710989Shit taste ngl. I thought women were supposed to be good with fashion?
>>34710997>sexual assault>one of the options>you can choose sexual assaultBruh
>>34711006Julian discovered that poster is actually a gay man
>>34711006That femanon is a spiders george scenario
>>34711002B-But I wasn’t even doing any of those things >>34711003lol ur cute >>34711006How do you think men should dress, or rather how do you dress? In fact.. what sort of style do all the moids itt dress like?
hm fifth grilled che
The femanons deserve to be locked away in a high tower with the anons placed far far away. And they must make a gruelling journey over weeks to rescue them from said tower and the people keeping them there. And the survivors can have their pick of the litter.
>>34711010>lol ur cuteYes I am but not in your eyes
>>34710995>Not to get all communist but corporate america really is killing any sort of sub culture that starts formingNo, I agree. It's development has been awfully disappointing. Now they wish to dictate the dominant culture.
>>34711011Nigga had a heart attack
>>34711008I literally posted tits earlier itt >>34711013Nothing a little hard work can’t fix
>>34711011Bro has been CRUSHING grilled cheeses all week. I'm at my breaking point, I'm laughing hysterically.I'm begging you anon, please eat a salad and a soup.
>>34711012Sounds good. I could run skyrim again in the meantime.
>>34709739Women, is the above true?
>>34711016>Nothing a little hard work can’t fixRespectfully, you and I have different aesthetic tastes despite me thinking you have a nice figure.Also I've already told you that my metabolism is nuclear so the most you'd get is me being a lil bloated after eating
>>34711010I think men should dress sharp and competent and not like some sleazebag with more money than brains
>>34711005>If you don't like those options there's always the option of not answering the questionYou asked a hypothetical with two options. Not answering doesn't create a third option where nothing happens, don't be pedantic. You framed it as either you get beat up or you have sex you wouldn't need to have otherwise.>Has anyone ever told you that you're mean and unpleasant?No. I'd ask you the same thing, but we know you are so "asocial" that people probably can't ask you anything.>>34711007Being given options doesn't mean you can't be coerced into one through the threat of violence. Which is sexual assault by definition.
GenderWhat are you listening to right NOW?
>>34711024Would you consider sex work to be SA?
>>34711024>You askedWasn't my question. Not answering means you're not in the hypothetical come on. And no, that's how YOU interpreted the question. That's what I'm trying to tell you. That your interpretation of it was different than anyone else's and you had to make it about sexual assault instead of like, a fight club. You made it weird.
>>34711021Anything is possible>>34711023You still didn’t answer how *you* dress
>>34711026If they were trafficked, yes.
>>34711029Isn't that slavery, not sex work?
>>34711025MYou caught me at a bad timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du2c5MFCZK8If you let me answer retroactively then herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwXAEqrAe2Q&list=RDuwXAEqrAe2Q&start_radio=1
>>34711030>insert taco girlnta
>>34707926is it true that women are more upset that men (they assume) like
>>34711032Qrd?
>>34711033Like what?
>>34711034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgSO8_cRio
>>34711020>Women, is the above true?White male leftists seem more submissive than psychopathic
>>34711027>That your interpretation of it was different than anyone else'sRead the other answers. It's clear that multiple other posters responded to the question indicating that they feared the possibility of sex with an anon so they'd rather fight, despite the physical danger. All I did was assert that fighting wouldn't actually remove that fearful, sexual possibility, so it'd be better to pick the one person.I really shouldn't take your incredulity seriously given everything else you've been saying ITT about misunderstanding/avoiding others.
>>34711039I answered that way because I'm not gay
>>34711030>>34711032They're saying it can be both.
>>34711039If they said anon or femanon it would've been different.
>>34711044Yes. The question was extremely vague so everyone's answers included qualifiers as to why they chose what they did.
As a single guy, what is supposed to be my response when a woman out of my league is clearly trying to seduce me?
>>34711046They feared the possibility of homosexuality, not sexual assault.
>>34711039>feared the possibility of sexBecause they didn't want to fuck someone gross. Not because they automatically assumed sexual assault was on the table. You're the only one who made it rapey. By answering the question you were volunteering to the terms, and no where in the terms was "sexual assault" mentioned. It would be voluntary sex, but probably with someone you didn't actually want to fuck. More akin to prostitution than sexual assault since you're there voluntarily. Not liking people /= not understanding a pretty simple question. You overcomplicated it because you didn't like either of the options.
>>34711047She's probably just doing it for attention. Enjoy it, but don't make yourself vulnerable.
>>34711047Cum in her
>>34711047Roll with it until she realizes how below her league you are? Might be able to get her to stay if you get a sunk cost fallacy going.
God Emperor Kitty.
>>34711047I say to her, not today Satan.Then do a 360 and walk away.
>>34711053Other women seeing him with a hottie will raise his status, too.
>>34711054The Emperor neglects
>>34711047Femcel is waiting until you lower your defences, bonks you over the head, and drags you to her lair.
>>34711054I'd argue thats more of a nurgle kitty but whatever
Women, does Skyrim belong to the Nords?
Would a woman be okay with sex work if she had a replaceable artificial pussy? They couldn't *really* be having sex with her, they're just being treated with a sex toy and the woman is being well paid for her masterful piloting skills.Would women indulge in sex work men under the same rules? The men are just pilots of tools the woman wants?
>>34711061Should have never come here!
>>34711062But the rest of me still has to interact with/touch the guys? No. If I could control an artificial pussy attached to a drone I'd consider it.And I've never considered paying for sex. It's one of those things you just don't waste money on, like buying a brand new car. Not worth it.
>>34711048Read the responses. That's not the only case.>>34711049When there are two unwanted options with no alternatives, it's only as voluntary as your willingness to suffer through one over the other. That's the point of all these "would you rather A or B?" hypotheticals with negative options; to make someone decide which they'd rather suffer through. I picked one and shared my reasoning as to why I thought one would be worse than the other. If the person who asked chimed in and said "they'd only beat you and definitely wouldn't kill you or rape you or steal your shit afterwards" then my answer would change.
>>34711066Point one out, let's see.
>>34711065>If I could control an artificial pussy attached to a drone I'd consider it.wtfAlso that might be a real business opportunityalso wtf
>>34711060>I'd argue thats more of a nurgle kitty but whateverBut he's wearing the colours of his chapterhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WQmrZXewToE
>>34711066If you have to contort the question into something it isn't to even answer it then just don't bother engaging. You engaged in bad faith. You didn't pick one you turned one of the options into something worse than it was in order to force a decision.Why does it take you so long to respond? Are you actually going through other people's responses to try and prove your point?
>>34710939Yeah. Well not plagued. I always feel nostalgic eventually. I notice it usually takes about 3 or so years to start feeling nostalgic for a time in my life. Even a time I considered shitty when it was happening.
>>34711070See >>34710821.
>>34711071Finna bust Ukraine levels of nut
>>34711071New business idea. Contactless blowjob sperm bank collection drone. And it drops a complimentary red bull and snack sized pack of peanuts after you "donate". Or do you think men would prefer cashews. I know they don't want almonds.
>>34711076If the sex option = sexual assault, it wouldn't be a gamble. Getting an unattractive person is the gamble.
Would be nice to have sex.
>>34711078I eat almonds every day. You can't assume that just because we don't like almond milk
>>34711076Bitch that's MY response. And what it means is "I would rather fight several ugly guys than fuck one" the "gamble" is possibly having to fuck an ugly smelly virgin. But it would be fucking, not sexual assault since I agreed to the premise.
>>34711078My favorite nut for snacking is pistachios personally
>>34711073I'll let you have this one but I still stand by my claim.Incredible clip btw
>>34711078Who would pay for that?
>>34711082This is good to know thank you for the data>>34711085I don't understand you but I'll respect it What do we think of "nuts for nuts" as a name?
>>34711088Well it's free if you donate. If you just want the blowie and snacks there's a fee. And not everyone qualifies for the free version. Have to be decent breeding stock.
anons are just reinventing doordash but for pussy/head
>>34711025Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGB2DLbM9AU
when did you realize it was all in your head?
>>34711073I'm gonna be thinking about this sound byte all week now.>I SEE YOU ENEMY>ENEMY>ENEMY!!!!This is going to be a vocal tic that will take a long time to unlearn
>>34711074Over half the people who responded to the original question gave answers that built upon it. They either made specifications, gave multiple answers clarifying different possibilities, or expressed a concern about the vagueness of the question.And I'm doing other things besides posting ITT. Want to see some late night banana bread?>>34711080>>34711084I thought the gamble was that the sex could be worse for your health than getting beat up. Like I'd rather risk some broken bones than risk an incurable STI, personally.
i want a man to feel hunger for me
>>34711099Sup, Amazonian.
>>34711099To what end?
>>34711091Seriously though, there ought to be a better masturbation aide for us moids than fleshlights by now. I mean, chicks have space age shit like clit sucking, heated vibrators that turn them into a puddle.
>>34711101the end of his dih
>>34711097>that built upon itAnd how many of those responses other than your own mentioned sexual assault? If you have other shit to do then why are you even bothering with this conversation?>risk an incurable STI, personallyLmao. No offense intended to anyone reading but the question said a 4chan anon. They're almost certainly less likely to have an STI than a random guy you pick off the street.
>>34711102Theres only so many ways you can stick your dick in something without sticking something in yourself
>>34711105At least make it spin or something.
>>34711103AIEEEEEE
>>34711103Ever think about how every guy you see has a dih in his pants?
men how often do u walk around ur room or apartment in just ur underwear
>>34711114Never.
>>34711111Even the ugly and old ones? What so, it's just jangling in here?
>>34711115:/ why not
>>34711114I literally don't have underwear.
>>34711116Yeah it's just swanging around.
>>34711119:o why not
>>34711116Triangulating coordinates.
>>34711114Rarely, but I walk around it naked a few times a week because I sleep naked and don't want to put clothes on to get a glass of water at night
>>34711122What purpose do they even serve? Plus they're uncomfortable, and are extra laundry.
>>34711107she's doing tricks on it type shit
Someone posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54GTRiMDOYA in one of these threads a couple weeks back and it's been stuck in my head ever since so thanks asshole
>>34711128NtaThey keep the ball sweat off your jeans.You change your underwear every day so you only have to wash your jeans twice a month.
>>34711104>moving the goalpost from people contorting the question to people contorting the question a specific wayYou aren't even trying to have a conversation anymore.My answer worried about sexual assault. Another person worried about someone being ugly. A couple anons worried about someone having a penis. You're attacking my worry as if it's so unbelievable to want to give clarification to give an answer I'm happy with. And I like filling in my downtime with some posting. Do people actually sit down and decide to spend time JUST posting on 4chan?>They're almost certainly less likely to have an STI than a random guy you pick off the streetHell no. Have you seen how many guys on 4chan talk about having sex with prostitutes? I'd say it's at least on par with the average risk of STI's from sex with a stranger.
>>34711126nice try but i actually live in complex space
gender, what is your dream?
>>34711136MRight now it's marry the girl I'm dating and spend the rest of my life with her
>>34711136F. Have kid who I get to see grow up happy, healthy, and prepared to utilize all the opportunities they've been given and eventually will make for themselves.
>>34711132That was me, lol.
>>34711136Mi WILL own a cafe and i WILL get to theorycraft fun desserts with my friends
>>34711132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIsu8_9dWGY&list=RDMIsu8_9dWGY&start_radio=1
>>34711135Yeah, your real part is that you're autistic, and your imaginary part is your sex life.
>>34711140Based also fuck you>>34711142FUCK this used to come on at my gym all the time, thanks anon also fuck you too
>>34711145>this used to come on at my gymImagine hitting a pr while this playskino
>>34711136>fancy pants office job in nyc>daughter>can afford to eat fruit everyday
>>34711149based.
>>34711139They will make it.
>>34711148Fun fact, my gym used to play the same playlist at the same time every weeknight so Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" became my OHP PR song for an entire summer.
>>34711151Of course. But I'd love to be fortunate enough to get to see them make it.
>>34711149>can afford to eat fruit everydayApples and bananas are cheap.
>>34711154Can you pinpoint where in the song you hit your PR.And I say this with full sincerity, based.
>>34711144i dont get why guys dont like autistic girls
>>34711134I haven't been trying to have a conversation about this since like my 2nd response but you keep replying so I just keep restarting my opinion. I think you are weird and creepy for making it about sexual assault when it didn't have to be. I think it's a little fucked up that that's where your mind went with it. >prostitutesLess likely to have an STI than some random woman you pick up off the street. And do you actually want to run those numbers? Anons who say they've seen a prostitute vs anons who claim to be khhvs? Certainly better odds than tinder of getting a clean one.
>>34711159Women really are like this >>34709824
>>34711159Nobody likes autistic people. If you act in a way that people don't expect they automatically label you as a threat or nuisance.
>>34711159There's nothing more embarrassing than being around a person only 5% weirder than yourself.
>>34711159You're more annoying than most autistic girls.
>>34711158Once I knew it was coming (I forget the previous song on the playlist but it was always the same) I'd time it so I'd get myself pumped at "SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS" and start my set at the chorus.
>>34711171Truly a mans man
Sad that Tay is so washed these days.
>>34711163Okay. I really don't care about an opinion someone has formed based on my answer to a hypothetical on 4chan. Especially if the opinion is coming from someone who has specified they're autistic to the point of requiring (but not receiving) special education, hid from classmates to eat lunch in highschool, and who can't even read the social cues of a customer service worker so they needed to ask 4chan for clarification. You can move on and stop responding if you don't want to talk. I'm just happy to get to answer questions and explain my thoughts sometimes.
>GenderDo you care at all about a potential S.O's name? Could you date a Eugene or Mildred? Or do you need a Chad/Stacy?
>>34711167ok mom im sorry ill make eye contact>>34711169>5% weirder>but is really adorable and easy to please seems like a good tradeoff?>>34711170no...
>>34711178F. First name, no. Last name, maybe.
>>34711178I wouldn't date a girl with the same name as my mom or sister.
>>34711178MNot in a negative/deal-breaking way but there are some girls' names I think are really pretty.
>>34711178MNo. I don’t care.
>>34711179>easy to pleaseYou don't seem easy to please.
>>34711180>Epstein
>>34711179>but is really adorable and easy to pleaselol so the opposite of you?
>>34711178MYou could've chosen a better (worse) name than Mildred cause Millie is a cute nickname you could use. To really hammer home your point I would've gone with Edith or something.>Do you care about a potential S.O.'s nameIf she has the same name as my mother she's got a very steep uphill battle to climb but I'm not gonna say no instantly. Otherwise I don't really care about a chopped name.
>>34711177>I really don't care Kinda seems like you do since you've been responding for what feels like over an hour at this point. There's no convincing me that you didn't make a weird/creepy choice based on the question asked. We can keep going in circles on it if you want. How can I not be judgemental when you're clearly a cunt who gets mean whenever someone disagrees with her? I feel like we've argued before and you're genuinely my least favorite poster because you're like a chihuahua. Attack first think never. You never actually have any points just screeching.
>>34711178MIt's not important, but I'll take an Alexandra if you're offering.
>>34711190Exactly. I hate my last name, so I'd want to take his. And our kid would have it, too. So if the last name is THAT bad, there could be issues for more than just the guy.
>>34711180What if his name is…Bob or Timmy?
>>34711201ntaWhat ethnicity are you/what color is your skin.
>>34711159are you talking about "omg I'm so weird I'm totally autistic I just played 4 hours of osrs" or actual autism of complete lack of empathy?
>>34711178FNot particularly? I dated a guy who's legal name was my brother's nickname which was weird, and briefly a guy with the same name as my dad which was super weird but I'm a pretty smart animal I can understand that they're different people so I got over it.
>>34711203She has a white husband?
>>34711205Shoulda said 6 hours since the game kicks you off then
menwould you meet your eventual gf would you apologize for taking so long to find her so she developed weird coping habits to deal with the unbearable loneliness
>>34711196I care about being understood. I've shared everything I feel that could've been misunderstood, and you've made it clear your opinion stands. That's fine, I'm glad we came to this conclusion where you admitted you made up your mind right away and have been talking to me in bad faith while I've answered every question you've asked genuinely.>I feel like we've argued beforeAnd now you're admitting to projecting random shit onto me. I know you mentioned you're autistic, but I can only be so accommodating. Are you done venting or did you need anything else explained further?
men , wwyd if you were arguing with ur gf and she pulled out and put a sock on one of her hands to make a makeshift sock puppet that she then mocked and mimicked your every next word with
>>34711218I'll apologize for fucking that tinder slut instead of waiting for her.
>>34711219Might I remind you that this conversation started with me saying "that's not nice" and you immediately calling me a sick fuck? You set the tone. Blame yourself.
>>34711220I'd batista bomb her onto the mattress
>>34711213girls don't get 6h logged on osrs
>>34711220I would think she is possessed.No joke.And tell her to stop playing The Sims and/or Animal Crossing.
>>34711220Laugh and hug her.
>>34711203Seems fine. Unless I'm missing something here.>>34711204Brown. Why does that matter?
>>34711231Don’t reply to the troll…
>>34711218Sure. Will she do the same?
>>34711220I would grab my sock and bully her puppet with mine.
>>34711220She'd realise that I foresaw this eventuality and jacked off into that sock 30 minutes ago.
>>34711218Is this someone meta relationship thing I don’t know about?
>>34711231>brown>why does it matterI’m also a shade of brown but I’ve got an OP white sounding last name if you’re interestedIt’s John Smith tier
>>34711222I'm sorry you took a generalization about 4chan anons being sick fucks so seriously. I understand your autism could've made that statement hurt your feelings more than it should've, and I forgive you for responding with so much vitriol.
>>34711220Wrap her in a tight blanket and carry her to bed.
>>34711240And then you proceeded to be rude to me for being autistic and wanting to eat alone. You're a bully pretending to be a victim. If you want to be a bitch that's your prerogative but I don't understand why you're surprised when people treat you like one.
>>34711231conejita
>>34711232Which one is the troll?>>34711239Idc how ethnic the last name of a guy is as long as it's not going to be mispronounced as something awful when I try to say it.
>>34711248>Idc how ethnic the last name of a guy is as long as it's not going to be mispronounced as something awful when I try to say it.Well I can promise you that wouldn’t happen and that our hypothetical children’s names would look great on a resume
>>34711220>men , wwyd if you were arguing with ur gf and she pulled out and put a sock on one of her hands to make a makeshift sock puppet that she then mocked and mimicked your every next word withSkip to 9:20 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tQPcwDpsY
Feminids, is this an acceptable aesthetic for a 30yo man who's just generally pretty masculine? I'm trying to dress better.
NEW>>34710525>>34710525>>34710525>>34710525NEW
>>34711257Lose the baseball cap.
>>34711257>hey does dadcore look good????no
>>34711260I was about to crash out
any dilfs ?
>>34711257Do you actually have any desire to wear rings or Chelsea boots? I want him to have personal opinions on his style not just wear what he thinks I want him to wear.
>>34711246When did I ever say I was surprised by your behavior? The only thing I'm surprised by is how you can type all this shit out and not stop once to self reflect. You get insulted and pretend to care about a hypothetical for hours, just to break down the facade and admit you were just engaging to be rude. I have been rude, but I haven't been lying about my interest in a conversation just to keep trying to be mean. And I'm not a victim, because your words don't cause any harm. I'm not the one who has sat in a thread for hours angry about someone's tone.
>>34711257>$150~ >50ml>Hay>Green Tea>MatéWhats the longevity like, cause its looking like it lasts 4 hours max
>>34711284Kek this reads like a Swiss post
>>34711287Now THAT'S an insult. You should coach that autistic femanon on how to be mean.
>>34711257>just generally pretty masculine?Lmao
if i had a bf i'd use his erect penis as a phone stand when we lay in bed together
>>34711293MI've tried to watch yt videos this way, and it just doesn't work for more than about 10 seconds
>>34711287I thought she left ATOGA behind?
>>34711293>>34711297We need an MS paint drawing because I just can't picture what you guys are talking about.
>>34710641they don't wear iris-enlarging contact lenses for one
>>34711284>I have been rudeYes you were. Like I said, be a cunt if you want but if you can't take shit don't throw it in the first place. You attacked, you set the tone, and then you blame me for calling you out on it. You are very quick to jump to defensive cuntiness and you're still doing it. You're a bully with a nasty attitude problem.>not a victim And you can't read apparently.I don't give a shit about the original premise but I refuse to be gaslit by a Chihuahua. You clearly enjoy being a cunt for entertainment purposes just be honest.
>>34711218>men>would you meet your eventual gf would you apologize for taking so long to find her so she developed weird coping habits to deal with the unbearable lonelinesI didn't think she existed...
>>34710687In this scenario I'll assume the woman has resolved and is prepared to handle all that stuff by herself. Approaching and offering her help could just unsettle and annoy her.I'll provide help if something unexpected happens.
>>34711309This.I don't want to seem like I'm doubting her competency.
>>34710791I'm chronically relaxedIn the past I found masturbation to be a great way to relieve stress and improve sleep
>>34711290I'm not even trying to be mean though, just being observant. >>34711293How though? Rest it against the tip? There's no chance the weight of the phone is enough to keep it from snapping back down to his stomach.
>>34711293 (me)>>34711301>>34711315heres my artistic rendition of the situation
>>34711116it may be shrunken
>>34711320Kek
>>34711305You keep making this about personal attacks. How many times can I say that I just wanted to talk about a hypothetical question on 4chan? The fact you're screeching over some stray rudeness on 4chan that you made personal by singling me out to be rude to me first is embarrassing. Not as embarrassing as admitting you pretended to care about a premise just as a vehicle to keep jeering while I was explaining my thoughts on a question. You keep calling me names and claiming I'm a bully, when you've literally been lying about your engagement in a conversation to keep being rude. You have said it so many times now, how are you still pretending you're not the bully here?
>>34711293you'd need to devise a penis attachment to make it viable
>>34711320I appreciate the artistic rendition but I worry it's not possible. On every guy I've laid next to while he had a boner the dick lays down it doesn't point up. Your phone would get slapped face down onto his stomach immediately after you let go.
>>34711320The OC helps a lot. Do you think a guy could hold up a tablet that way? A phone is too small to see anything that far away.
>>34711327She'd need to date that Kuwaiti guy with the robotic penis
>>34711323>I wanted to talk about a hypothetical questionWell the why did you make personal attacks? >to be rude to me first That's not what happened. You were rude first and then bullied me for the lunch thing which was completely unrelated to the original hypothetical. See what I mean? Textbook bully pretending to be a victim bullshit right here. If you hadn't been a bitch about the eating alone shit then I wouldn't have bothered with any of this but you chose to be a cunt about it so I'm going to annoy you for as long as you respond until I find something else to do.
>>34711307but manon, of course she existedhow else could she have seen you looking thru the window at the gf store before feeling around in your pocket for bf coins and sighing sadly before turning away
Women would you think it was weird if your boyfriend apologized for being an oblivious retard the first few months you were dating (assuming he had in fact been an oblivious retard)?
>>34711337If he has specific examples no it could come off as endearing. If he just vaguely apologized I'll probably think he did something bad that I don't know about yet.
>>34711330>Well the why did you make personal attacks?I didn't. I said 4chan is full of sick fucks. That wasn't personal. If anything, that insults me as much as it does you. And then I agreed with another anon that kids think it's weird to eat alone. Then you started specifically calling me weird/creepy for my answer to a hypothetical. Go and read it. You are the one who took offense to two generalizations and then made a personal attack on me. And you've admitted you didn't actually care about the hypothetical and just wanted to hurt me.Read back the past handful of posts you've made. You try to call me a bully while calling me all sorts of names, comparing me to a dog, etc. Not to mention >If you hadn't been a bitch about the eating alone shit then I wouldn't have bothered with any of thisEvery post you make is you admitting more and more that you just want to be awful to me and that it's all because of things said literally hours ago that weren't even targeted at you as a person. Well it IS creepy to eat alone in highschool, 4chan IS full of sick fucks who'd rape a woman after beating her up, and you ARE autistic. I won't take any of those statements back, and if you find them to be insulting, that's a you problem.
so.. not only are men's penises are strong enough but they also dont stand up straight anymore when erect? what happened..
>>34711331I was one short because I threw it in the wishing well.
>>34711342>I didn'tYou did though. Several posts of attacking me for eating lunch by myself that had nothing to do with the thing you supposedly wanted to talk about.You made this bed and you're gonna lay in it or leave/drop the reply chain and pretend to leave. >...that's a you problem And you're doing the gaslighting thing again. You're the bully here and if you genuinely don't see it then I would HATE to meet your mother.
>>34711178>MI never liked the names Chad and Stacy. Chad is a poor country in central Africa, and Stacy makes me think of a bitchy girl with a Californian valley girl accent.
>>34711114In the morning before I get dressed and in the evening after I've had my shower.
>>34711343My penis curves upwards, so when I lay down it's parallel with my body.
>>34711343They never stood up when erect though? If he stood up he could hold a bath towel up with his boner they're decently strong as far as I can tell.
>>34711349bf material>>34711350not bf material
>>34711347>Stacy makes me think of a bitchy girl with a Californian valley girl accent.thats what men like
>>34711352>not bf materialWhat's wrong with a curve?
>>34711350Even the straight or downward curve ones do that. The muscle at the base does it not the shape.
>>34710687What help does she expect here?
>>34711351>>34711354why are you gas lighting me
>>34711358Imagine that as a standing man. if he's laying down it points straight up at his face not up at the ceiling.
>>34710318>the pity parties that gen x did in their 40s and now 50sWhat?
Hey men, when you're hard how far past 90 degrees (if 90 degrees is straight out from your body and you're pressing it down) is painful?
>>34711362Even 90 degrees in uncomfortable.
>>34711353No, it's not.
>>34711359
>>34711320I just tried to do this and it kinda works, but not like you’d hoped. I’m basically just pinning the phone between my dick and my stomach
>>34711346>Several posts of attacking me for eating lunch by myselfNo. Look at this post >>34710838. You said>No wonder men think we're weird and obsessed with rape when we've got people like you wandering aroundThis was the same post where you first bring up the eating in a stairwell thing. I couldn't have possibly commented on it before you singled me out.Before that point, all I said was that I thought 4chan anons were sick fucks who'd probably rape a woman after beating her up in a 3 on 1 fight.Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I was the person who started this shit.
>>34711352>bf materialThat's the second time someone has said this to me on this board. You're not the chubby chaser femanon, are you?
>>34711370of course not.. i dont even know who that is..
>>34711363Is peeing a little awkward because of that or? It feels like 90 degrees is pretty much maxing it out for most guys. >>34711365Not how it works babes but I'm not gonna draw you a picture lol.
>>34711372ithink youre confusing an erect penis with a penis coming out of erection.
>>34711372You don't piss whilst because 1. Your urethra is generally closed whilst hard (so you don't mix cum and piss together) which makes getting piss out difficult and you need to strain2. Because of this straining, the piss comes out at Mach 1 and will be directed at weird angles and it means you get piss everywhere
>>34711365I’m not sure how to explain why this doesn’t work, but that isn’t how it works. It can’t support its own weight while we’re on our backs and tilts towards our stomachs
>>34711376>>34711373
>>34711365The ligaments for a penis are on the up-side, not the bottom side which is what helps it rise up. If you lay down, there's no tension from gravity anymore and the ligaments go slack which results in your penis laying facing your head.
>>34711368Ah. I see the issue. "People like you" looks bad but what that means is "no wonder men think we're obsessed with rape when you bring it up unprompted like that", because you did do that. An observation. There was no judgement, no calling you weird or creepy. I apologize that you took it as an insult instead of the "haha isn't that ironic" tone I meant it as but you could have clarified instead of calling me creepy god damn. THAT'S what got you pissed off enough to go on the lunch offensive? JFC. I stand by everything I've said. You're a rude and mean person who jumps to vilifying others.
Either gender, give me your favorite happy love song
>>34711373Not to be like "I've seen so many dicks" but. Girlie no. >>34711377She knows she's just goofin.
>>34711114Pretty much from the moment I get home to whenever I have to leave it again.
>>34711382FProbably something by Still Woozy. At least half his music is just about how much he loves his wife it's very cute. She does his album art.
>>34711118Because I'm autistic and I hate the idea of being unclothed. It makes me feel like a slob.
>>34711382MI scrolled through my giant eternal playlist and I do not have a single happy love song. Sorry.
I wanna see more of the fatliker’s drawings
>>34707934Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_ya-SoG2KE
>>34711136MI’m teaching, some people buy my zines, I’m married with kids and own a few hens
>>34711382Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drdj3cAXiRc
>>34711380You're joking, right? You're literally responding exactly how I did after you made it clear you were upset over the "sick fucks" comment that wasn't meant to be personal or judgemental.You just spent a literal hour talking about how I deserved to be attacked for "starting it", even after I explained that I never meant for it to be personal. Then you go on a tirade claiming I was gaslighting you and that I was being a bully. Then I show you where I said literally nothing to you and you distinctly say that "people like me" are a problem. Then you try to gaslight me where saying the phrase wasn't personal. Then you act like someone starting something because of a perceived slight DOESN'T warrant any sort of response despite vocally using that justification for everything you've said for the past four hours. Specifically here for starters >>34711222, before you claim I'm gaslighting you about what you've said.
My boss the other day said she wanted to learn ballroom dancing but didn't want to go alone and her husband won't go with her.Was she trying to get me to go with her?
>>34711378so is it just rare that it'll stand up straight even whilst laying down or just outright impossible long term? or does it vary from man to man/ penis to penis?>>34711391post a full body nude and i'll draw u
>>34711411It's outright impossible if he's laying flat on his back. If he's slightly upright and the pelvis is tilted, it could be possible.
>>34711411The most convincing excuse for a nudes post ever made here.
>>34711412>If he's slightly upright and the pelvis is tilted, it could be possible.I tried to do exactly this and still couldn’t quite get what she wants to happen to happen.>>34711411>post a full body nude and i'll draw uNo
>>34711412damn, my dreams of my bf's penis being used as my personal phone stand are crushed
>>34711415I think it depends on the level of erection too. I can imagine it working if I'm at like 80%, but impossible at 100%
>>34711416Now you can dream even bigger. Use his chest as your personal subwoofer while he sings your favorite songs.
>>34711416You can still do it, you would just have to first position his penis and hope that your phone is heavy enough to provide enough resistance so that his cock doesn't just push it over.
>>34711416I tried to do it and it totally does work as phone stand, just not exactly how you hoped
>>34711422what way does it work then>>34711420weird, i'd assume the heavier the phone, the more of an issue it'd be, not vice versa.>>34711418is this your way of admitting you like to sing anon
>>34711424Penile ligaments are just elastic bands, if the force applied to the elastic band isn't greater than their resisting force, then the thing causing the force will get moved. So to create more force (gravity) you need a heavier object to overcome the elastic potential.
>>34711424I just like listening to my bf try to hit low notes. It's like an earthquake.
>>34711428oh i seehow does a fellow atoga femanon obtain a bf if youre willing to share
>>34711424>what way does it work then
>>34711407nah. but if you honestly want to learn you could re-raise the matter. dance is so rewarding that sometimes it doesn't matter who shows up, you just do it.
>>34711431Make as many friends as possible to try and get them to introduce you to men. Because every other thing I've tried sucked for meeting guys I'd want to date. Work sucked, apps sucked, hobby stores sucked, local events sucked.At least when they're you're friends' friends, you know there's at least a little something in common. From there it's just luck if you two are a match.
>>34711433I'm looking at pictures of the classes online and it looks like it just all old people...
>>34711432the penis is a lot more flexible than i thought, is there any way that thing cannot bend?>>34711435gosh that sounds like a lot of work, thanks anyways.
>>34711439>is there any way that thing cannot bend?What that anon said about ligaments is true. It hurts to bend that thing in the other direction while hard
>>34711436ballroom is, yeahgotta start somewhere. I promise you that you'll get rekt by those same old people.
>>34711439>the penis is a lot more flexible than i thought, is there any way that thing cannot bend?Did you think it was an iron bar embedded in concerete or something?It's still very inflexible. It can basically go from 80 degrees to 0 degrees comfortably in one direction and that's it. Now a flaccid penis unlocks all planes of movements.
>>34711439Everything worth doing is a lot of work. Think of the penis experiments you could run.
>>34711402>you're creepy and weird >I never meant it to be personal>a problem I never said that. You made an assumption that I was attacking you because that's what YOU do.
>>34711446I’d probably let her experiment on me ngl
>>34711443I was hoping that I would be able to possibly meet some women there, but if they're all geriatrics then I might pass.
New product ideaCock ring phone stand. Turn your man into an accessory. Niche market but, could be something.
>>34711451Would be great for gooning alone, away from any women
>>34711450that won't be even remotely possible for you. dance classes have been structured to filter desperate betas since like... I don't know.... forever?
>>34711382Let me be your wings
>>34711447Never said that. Point out a single time I said you are creepy and weird. I said it WAS creepy and weird for someone to eat lunch alone in highschool, and I said you WERE creepy and weird for doing it if you did. I didn't comment on you as you are. So THAT'S why you were mad? Because I said you did something creepy and weird as a kid and you thought that I was judging you as you are now? That's nuts that you would make an assumption like that.>I never said thatQuote from >>34710838.>No wonder men think we're weird and obsessed with rape (you are stating that this as a problem, as you're implying that's not how men should think women think)>when we've got people like you wandering around (you are stating that "people like" me are the reason for this problem, directly quoting me)Now tell me how your comment wasn't actually about me or something despite using the word "you" explicitly. Take your time again, if you need to.
>>34711448We have some brave anons here.
I love pick-me mean girls ngl. It's hot seeing femanons get bullied by an alpha Stacy.
>>34711476You can't cum until someone apologizes.
>>34711472I’m a crazy person.
Why do I keep chasing bad girls who hurt me
>>34711484they’re usually sexier than nice ones :/
>>34711484You might be subconsciously reenacting dynamics you grew up around as a child. Don’t ask me how I know this please
>>34711485I’m at the point where it doesn’t even matter, I’m just so sick of the lies and two faced shit. No amount of crazy grip is worth it >>34711487Would make sense, my mom was insane as fuck when I was a kid
Gender, do you really think people have gotten dumber, or could it be that progress and the modern world requires more intelligence?
>>34711488>Would make sense, my mom was insane as fuck when I was a kidMine too, and I did the same shit. Some weren’t even that hot, just mean to me
>>34711489F. People have definitely started getting dumber. Especially students. AI has seriously ruined the ability of both children and young adults to absorb, retain, use, and even recall information.
>>34711494It’s this weird mix of feeling special because they don’t freak on you like they do others and feeling safe because you know they could but don’t. I’m really tired of it. I watched my ex get into a fistfight in the bar after telling me how badly she wants to turn her life around. It’s heartbreaking man
>>34711489MI’ve witnessed the average adult get noticeably dumber over the last 20 years.
>>34711489I'd say more technology dependent than dumber, which is neither good nor bad
>go to visit my girlfriend's mother who lives across the country for the first time (I've met her before where she stayed with us, but I had never been to her house)>after the flight, her mother picks us up for the 3 hour drive to her house>but then stops at the supermarket halfway through to get groceries for our stay and we continue to her house>get to her house>it's about 9pm at this point>it's extremely claustrophobic, shit everywhere. There isn't a single bit of free or empty space in the entire house, cannot put our suitcases anywhere except by moving shit around>the room we're meant to stay in is also filled with shit and you cannot actually walk around without stepping on things>the bed wasn't made, have to fetch our own linen and make our own bed>after I make the bed, I just want to sleep because there is no food actually ready since we had to go buy it all and so I don't have dinner>her mother stays out in the living room which is only a few feet from the bedroom we're staying in and is playing music for a 1-2 hours whilst I'm trying to sleep>I tell my girlfriend I find her mother's actions extremely disrespectful as I am guest, tired from flying on flights that I paid for us both, and as a result I am in a fucking awful and shitty mood and do not want to visit the rest of her family in the area because I don't want to give them a terrible impression of me>girlfriend thinks I am being spoiled, dramatic and that I'm not a guest, I'm family, so I shouldn't expect that level of hospitality despite her mother being treated as a guest when she stayed with us and she is offended that I called her mother disrespectfulI ended up flying home early because I could not stay in that house at all but my girlfriend is still mad at me but I am not backing down on this because I would rather fucking shoot myself than treat a guest so poorly. Am I overreacting here?
>>34711506Yes, you are. Those are terrible conditions, but you went out there to support your girlfriend. You’re going to get dumped.
>>34711506You sound based to me
>>34711511I didn't go to support my girlfriend? I went because I wanted a holiday and my girlfriend hadn't been to visit her mother in a long time, so I killed two birds with one stone. I also felt it was sort of a checkbox item that I actually meet her extended family but at that point, if this was how her mother treated the future father of her grandchildren, I wasn't in any state to be playing polite.
>>34711506did the gf not eat dinner either? who is the rest of the family? are they expecting to see you?
>>34711517Just checking off boxes, huh? That never makes relationships go sideways
>>34711520She didn't eat dinner either but she helped herself to random snacks, but I didn't feel at liberty to just rifle through my host's pantry out of respect.Rest of the family is literally her entire maternal family outside of grandparents who are dead.Yes they were expecting to see me.
>>34711521Are you always this needlessly antagonistic?
>>34711529>Yes they were expecting to see meYou fucked up bad.
>>34711532I disagree, my girlfriend brought this up that I made her look foolish and disappointed her family. My argument is that I didn't do that, her mother did that by treating me poorly and I should not be expected to put with poor treatment simply because I'm 'part of the family'. I'm happy to go back and meet them again, but I won't be staying with her mother ever again.
>>34711529the only concerning part here is that you make the mother sound like a compulsive hoarder otherwise she saved you the money for booking a hotel and apparently picked you and your gf up for a three hour drive
>>34711538>I'm happy to go back and meet them again,I don’t think you’ll have to worry about that anon…
>>34711544She is a compulsive hoarder, my girlfriend even admitted it. Money isn't an object, we stayed at her mother's house at her mother's insistence. I was going to just rent a car, but again, at her mother's insistence, I couldn't do that.
>>34711547cant you force a smile and put up with your stupid inlaws like everyone else does to make your gf happyif you really feel that strongly about them, and you havent even met the rest of the family, you can privately tell your gf that you dont want to see them again once you get back from the trip
>>34711550No because I found it outright offensive. It would be the equivalent if her mother just spat in my face especially after she has been to our house and experienced the hospitality that I offered her. It's not that her mother is annoying, it's that she's disrespectful which is another thing entirely. She's semi-retired, and has all the time in the world. She had known about this trip for months. It would have taken her a few hours at most just to ensure:1. There was food in the house2. There was space for our suitcases3. The bed was made4. To adjust her routine to not play music whilst she had guests sleepingBut it either never occurred to her or she didn't care enough to offer me the absolute barebones of hospitality like food and a bed especially on the very first time I am visiting since I think you would at least be on your best behavior and give the best first impression you can. That's what I am angry about, if this is all the effort she could muster up for me after all the effort I put into making sure her visits are warm and welcoming, then I have every right to be pissed off and everyone should start asking questions of why she was so disrespectful to me.
>>34711489intelligence is too narrow, I think the relevant attribute is capability generally. This encompasses competency, intelligence and athleticism.In order to have fun you used to need to be somewhat athletic (exploring the outside, walking to friend's houses), social competency (talking with friend's parents) and administrative competency (scheduling and planning playdates). Now technology, by virtue of being such an insanely effective problem-solver, has made the barriers to fun much lower and simpler, and you don't inadvertently learn skills in order to get to fun.I'm not sure if we've gotten dumber, but we are less competent.
I have decided I will fuck black girls
Is it a shit test to ask a guy if he's looking for a hookup?
my mom calls the dog tutucel... sounds like a new brand of incel
>>34710040>chad gave her the tuesday slotoof…
i hate women. they ignore me and are generally bad rude people that dont work on themselves. they wasted my life by sucking. i yelled and two the n word on my way to work then yelled at another on a bike.
>>34711582No, he's being direct
>>34711630Wow, but why? How were they rude? Don't take out your anger on people.
>>34711622Don’t be a bitch, anon.It was a woman I met that day. She did my tattoo, we went to a bar after.
>>34711476You're disgusting. Someday you'll probably get gotted by one of those fake stacies or one of her victims.
>>34711337>Women would you think it was weird if your boyfriend apologized for being an oblivious retard the first few months you were dating (assuming he had in fact been an oblivious retard)?Yea, I should have told my ex that, thoughever it's in the past and supposedly he's better off without me in his life just like another ex. I'm too odd and probably lightly retarded for relationships now.
>>34711634Because women suck and i have to like them, but they choose to suck and be unpleasant to me and most men. Its like if u abused a dog then wondered why it runs away from u. Im trapped in a city of potential partners who refuse to interact with me, any sane individual would be mad at that and you shouldnt be surprised when i start treating u like objects that are in the way. When you refuse to interact with your male neighbors then this becomes the reality, that you are offensive and an item worth less than a candy bar in terms of my future. Hence i hate women for being in my way i guess. If ur gonna be in a place then interact with the people around u. Women feel so bad about themselves they make memes about men, insult men. No stop. Its time to work on yourselves and challenegw yourselves, cus as far as i see the men in thw world are leagues ahead of u in terms of being a real human, and theyre gettinf sick of u.
Literally women here bully most men and ignore them like its a war effort. Newsflash man: nobody can make money for your community when they have no friends and get bullied by women. They dont want to work express themselves or create. Women suck here man like u would have to live in the west to knowThe reason they act so stuck up cus they never put themselves out there and pretwnd were bad instead. They are shit man like they decide to be unpleasant then wonder why people have to shut them out. Foul fuckint generation
ive just found a band called chat pile and i love it for some reason
>>34711347>Californian valley girl accentU-U-U-UNC ALERThttps://youtu.be/Xk8p6rcgqPw?si=eI1tu4qP6YwSkXo7
please stay on atoga, i want to hang out with you
>>34711634foid hands>>34711650moid hands
My wife found out I have a gfwhy is she so jealous?
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>>34711663I'm flattered
>>34711667you are evil, anonanyways, im bored af, wanna talk about music or something?
>>34711663ew
>>34711678hey dont be mean. ive just woken up and i feel lazy. i just want to talk about random crap with you people
>>34711670ʕ•ﻌ•ʔฅ
>>34711677sure but i find that music is highly specific. and i like niche music. so we probably dont have anything to bond over
my bf is obsessed over the garden and im listening to their new album... i am getting his obsession. they are cool af. i feel bad stealing his music but i am definetly listening to them more
>>34711681aww
>>34711686꒰◍◍꒱۶
>>34711683yeah, but i like discovering new stuff! what kind of music do you enjoy? i am curious nowbtw i feel a bit bad for your wife. she must feel betrayed and not hot. poor woman, try to be nice to her please. i get her, i would feel depressed if i found out my bf fucks another girl
>>34711687lol he is high on catnip!
>>34711684whats so good about them?
>>34711687the filter ruined my kaomoji (..•˘ ̯˘•..)
>>34711636Shut up femcel trash. Stacy completely mogs you, I'm glad she makes you cut.
>>34711693i am bad at describing music but ill try. its not lineal and has a special bit dark sounding noise. maybe you can check one song out and give me your impression?
do women like shooting guns?
>>34711696I'm not a femcel and I don't body harm myself. Grow the fuck up and stop behaving and acting like a woman. That's what you're doing right now and how you treat others.
>>34711695(•́ ᴖ •̀)
Japanese people are so funny, how is "woman" an emotion and how is it different from "beautiful woman"? How are "puffy" and "watery" emotions? Why does this site have a vibecoded stylesheet?
>>34711699i have never done it, but i bet it would be fun. my bf is really into guns and wants to take me shooting at those special places to practice aim. id feel badass. i made a bow as a kid and loved practicing archery
>>34711699I don't. They are loud and I'd worry about someone getting hurt.
>>34711707i cant read japanese kittenposter! but yeah, that doesent seem to make any sense hehe
>>34711709i get your fear. i stopped practicing archery after i almost accidently killed someone at a resort that had an archery competition when i was 10yo
>>34711710i cant either i just know the characters(^. .^)⟆
>>34711716what is the website about?
>>34711715Exactly. I know it's relatively safe to do certain things as hobbies in a controlled environment, but in the end that's the recreational use of a weapon. It's always going to have risks.So did your interest and skill in archery translate to any other hobbies after you stopped?
>>34711715That wasn't your fault. Adults fucked up
>>34711720kaomojihttps://www.kaomojiya.org/kaomoji-list
>>34711724This should be a banner for this site in general.
>>34711723you are right. i started playing a game where i was a knight princess that killed monsters
>>34711729this one
>>34711707How much Japanese can you eyeball since you can understand Mandarin? Most kanji means the same stuff that it does in Chinese from what I understand
>>34711708>>34711709I see. Cool.
Does anyone else sometimes have so much of a weirdly good sleep that they think something is wrong?
>>34711532>>34711545>>34711511>girl tells about how her man angered her>yasss kween slayyyy break up with him you deserve better gurrrl>Man tells about how his girl fucked up and crossed his boundarire>quick you need to bend over backwards and please her highness as much as you can, you may lose your precious crumb of pussy! Cloing to it with all your mightNo wonder so man men end up as simps.And ofc I'm fully on OPS side here. Being from a weird family is one thing, subjecting your partners to it and defending it is a whole other things and means OP should absolutely breka up with his weirdo gf.You don't invite your partners to a compulsive hoarders pig sty without even so much a sa warning, you are fucking up. If said hoarder then takes a big fat shit over basic manners and humanities oldest custom aka sharing food with the stranger who sits by your fire. That is inexcusable. I suppose you're some kind of angloids, because even in not so hospitable Germnic countries you will be considered a Paraih if you refuse hospitality to a guest under the excuse that family doesn't deserve it. OPs gf is weird and she should feel bad.
>>34711650Ofc no woman wants to ineract with you, you have your seethe literally written on your forehead. It would inevitably end with you malding about something and annoying her, and people can tell that.
I need a mean girl Stacy with big boobs gf
>>34711752Try web chatrooms if there are still any. Try tinder, hinge, bumble, okcupid.
>>34711749>ou don't invite your partners to a compulsive hoarders pig sty without even so much a sa warning, you are fucking up.I believe anon said somewhere in that reply chain that his girlfriend told him ahead of time that her mom was a hoarder. He just sperged out once her got there and probably blew up his relationship over it.Thanks for the unironic "we don't do this in Germany" anon
>>34711748>Does anyone else sometimes have so much of a weirdly good sleep that they think something is wrong?Yes but I ruin it by wasting the day away. I have to cease my laziness
>>34711752Move to LA.
>>34711758A curse so foul I wouldn't wish it on most of my enemies... I enjoy my visits there.
>>34711748That's literally how it should be all the time.
>>34711757On here probably, right?
>>34711735Not much, most japanese kanji is classical or early modern chinese and meaning diverge somewhat. They are similar in concept and some of the basic words stay consistent but not always. Also they are now written in different form than simplified, more often matching traditional chinese which i cant really read. It's rare that i know the pronunciation of a kanji from the character. Its kinda like when you see a piece of german and its like "Ich liebe Waffeln und Sex." (something i found on google translate that im sure germans say often) where you can recognize a few wordsi can pronounce like half of hiragana and katakana from exposure, but i only know what の means because it translates directly to chinese 的 which is like the most common character
>>34711748Yes but then I do drugs and sabotage myself again.
>>34711752What about a stacy with a mom whose got it going on?
>>34711707>how is "woman" an emotionThat should be obvious.>How are "puffy" and "watery" emotions? I would think they mean sad or maybe even unwell.Is that a fanfic site?
>>34710470But I already picked our son out
>>34711748Usually it's the opposite. My sleep is loaded with premonitions
>>34711754>Try tinder, hinge, bumble, okcupid.>implying mean girl Stacies with big boobs need to engage with appsYeah they are outside, getting rizzed up by scrawny shy guys who at least try something. Sorry.>>34711756>probably blew up his relationship over it.Dunno man, I wouldn't want to have anything serious with a girl whose family treats me like shit while she openly defends it. >Thanks for the unironic "we don't do this in Germany" anonGern geschehen
>>34711774Get any interesting ones lately?
>>34711773>MediumThis cat can see ghosts?
>>34711773OMG!!! Chowda! What a cutie
hey, i had a cute idea and made a post. can you anons give me some advice? >>34711771thank you in advance!
>>34711774Lay off the alcohol and/or drugs.
>>34711775>Dunno man, I wouldn't want to have anything serious with a girl whose family treats me like shit while she openly defends it.I'm really not trying to make excuses for a hoarder or anything, but I think the right move would have been to stick around to emotionally support his girlfriend who was probably just as uncomfortable with what her mom was putting them through. Guess that makes me a fucking retard! :)
A girl smiled at me the other day. Well, she likely smiles at everyone but it was one of the first times in probably years that a stranger not in the service or hospitality industry smiled at me.I realized then that I don't know how to smile so I hit her with the "hello, don't talk to me" smile then walked away.
>>34711773nononono chowda is too adorable!! awwww <3you have to upload chowda pics once you have him please!
>mfw cat person>all my exes have been dog people (woof)how is this possible
>>34711788YJK
>>34711582No, its just a plain dumb question. Why do women ask this? How am I supposed to know in advance?Maybe the sex is so bad we both don't really want to do it again.Maybe we don't get along so well we we hang out more.Maybe it turns out we aren't all that great together once the infatuation fizzles out and every day life rears its ugly head.Etc. etc.I feel taht the only people who go into meeting other with a "serious only" mindset are the ones willing to overlook any incompatibility in order to have "a relationship". The result is generally the average normie relationship of two people who don't like each other that much but think that "being single" is a thing too terrible to bear. Or those pseudo-relationships that end the minute the biochemical flush of limerence fades.
>>34711788you can be dog and cat people at the same time. ive always had dogs but i volunteered at a cat shelter...
>>34711788Opposites attract and stuff.
>>34711788Most of my exes had dogs too. I'm also a cat person. I want to get a dog after I get married or marry someone with a dog
>>34711785>who was probably just as uncomfortable with what her mom was putting them throughOP wrote at length how she was defending it and pretending that it was normal behaviour. Also if her mom is that weird, they can just get a hotel and pay her a day visit. There was no reason to expect him to put up with it, and there is no reason to accomodate weirdoes who don't know how to behave like humans.
>>34711794which dog do you want to get anon?
>>34711794>I'm also a cat person. I want to get a dogare you sure youre a cat person?
>>34711582No. Sometimes a woman is just looking for a hookup.
>>34711762>On here probably, right?Sometimes but it's mostly watching tv dramas, clips of tvs and movies.
I want to be a daddy
i haven't showered in 4 days... i'm a stinkmaxxing pro :3what's your top no shower streak?
>>34711663I'd like to, anon, really. But I have stuff I need to do today. Social stuff. It's a little scary. I have to go outside and stuff.
>>34711800like a daddy or a daddy daddy?
>>34711800awwww thats so cute!! how many children or pets would you like to have?
>>34711769wow you are so fucking autisticwhat is that referencei can see why youre single
>>34711797Temperamentally? Absolutely, I'm a lazy piece of shit. I have two cats, but I need another person in my household to give a dog the best possible life, I think.Like, I'd step up and give a dog a good life right now if I for some reason had to, but as a bachelor who already owns two cats, I'd rather not right now.>>34711796I'd probably be happy with anything that wasn't huge. I like chihuahuas, jack russels, labs, and mexican hairless dogs>>34711800SAME
>>34711699I've try it on ocassion and even the recoil on the "woman guns" scare me.
>>34711804nta but yes. To both questions
>>34711802it's ok, i understand. good luck anon! you can do it, i believe in youi wish i had stuff to do too... my bf is busy with a cards game tournament and my friends don't leave their houses
>>34711809I think that's fair. They're loud as shit and designed to kill things.
>>34711788>>mfw cat person>>all my exes have been dog people (woof)>how is this possibleMy exes had cats, they're probably lucky to have them in their lives. I hope they're safe and don't have any health issues.
>>34711807i thought it was funny im sorry :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>34711799Pleb. Find more unique ways to waste your time. :)
7 hours and 30 minutes until England win the World Cup
>>34711808all those dogs are so adorable! when you adopt them please upload pics! how would you like to call them? i want to call my chihuahua chicho and my yorkie greasy
>>34711809that stinging feeling in your hands when it kicks back is the feeling of self-determination
>>34711818No clue and that's probably years from now lol, no idea if I'll still post here. Greasy is a hilarious name for a dog
Ok, this was an epicsauce dab on noobs>playing a game>2v1v1>our team mates left so we were on our own against the other 2>convinced the other guy on his own to team up against them>he agrees and gave me money and stuff>we manage to beat them after they thought they could just 2v1 us>gave the other guy the win for trusting me
>>34711812Has your bf shown you how he plays his card game? Is that something you think you might be interested in?
>>34711769you are the best, kittenposter
>>34711817shouldve been america soccer is irrelevent again now
>>34711824How is there always some grouch around ready to bully that goofball
>>34711825Plap
>>34711820awwyes, i love the name greasy!
>>34711813Could I just keep one as intimidation? Keep it unloaded?
>>34711825It's probably because México lost ironically, the México fans were the reason it was really getting hyped up.
>>34711776Lately no. It's been a while
place you're bets /atoga/ys>meet girl on app>flakes on first date>goes on a holiday>month passes>she invites me to invite her to a date again>its tomorrowhow far will I get?keep in mind im fugly but some girls dig me
>>34711823yes, we are ldr, but i have a copy of the game and play with my dad!
men/womenwould you accept a gf/bf if you always had to hide a bit of your personality from themyou feel like you cant fully be yourself because they would be disgustedbut otherwise they are perfect
>>34711830at least in EU football ball actually looks like ball and not a fucking melon
>>34711834yes, I think everyone does that to some extent
>>34711821You know what I like doing, if it's a noob that doesn't know how to play the game throwing the match and being target practice.
Foids, what does it feel like to date a Neet? When you leave his goon cave freshly plapped on sunday evening, do you feel mogged by the fact that his weekend simply continues as you return to the wage cage? Do you feel threatened that he has all the time in the world to meet other women whereas you are too tuckered out from Shekelbergs voracious work hour appetites to take Chads pounding under the week?
>>34711834what kind of sick fetishes you have you depraved foid?
>>34711828I like to pick a name after I've hung out with the pet for a couple of days. I named my two cats after spaceships from a video game :B
>>34711834Nope. That an fwb. Everything else is just a relationship for being in a relationships sake.
>>34711832no idea, but i wish you good luck>>34711826i dunno what this words mean but i legit find kittenposter really cute (im a girl tho, and i have a bf, so its in a non-sexual way hehe)
>>34711834yeah. thats part of life, back in the day you just called it "taking it to the grave" or "dont ask dont tell" but the internet made people retarded so we need to re-evaluate basic and obvious intuitions
>>34711833>and play with my dad!That's adorable. Probably keeps his mind sharp too.
>>34711834first or second relationship yes, marriage no
why is /atoga/ so kind todayI miss being called a retard and a faggot over the smallest thing
>>34711834i would definitely feel like im catfishing them lol (its a no)
>>34711829No, that's actually a terrible idea. You're basically asking whoever you'd wave that around at to shoot you first.
>>34711840thats really cool and cute
>>34711848The Cuckworm is either working or took his meds. Or, he's crying in some femanon's emails again.
>>34711848We're trying to be better, you asshole.
>>34711848We successfully chased the bullies out last night.
>>34711838tl:drnever dated a current neet
>>34711834MShe wouldn't be perfect for me if I couldn't be myself around her.I would ironically be a little disgusted to learn that a woman was pretending to be someone else to gain my affection if the tables were turned.
>>34711848I notice it with early morning /atoga/ especially.
Should I just kill myself if I'll never have her?
How sexy is your public library?
>>34711852FUCK! Didn't think of that.
>>34711846thanks! he is only 40-something yo lol, he is sharper than i am
>>34711865Sexy enough that I flicked it there once.
>>34711863You should not kill yourself under any circumstances. If you're having suicidal thoughts you need to seek out psychological counseling, simple as.
is this true?
>>34711848shut up you retard faggot of evil and go kys rn!! RAWR ( ｡ •`ᴖ´• ｡)
Do Americans really not have electric kettles?
>>34711870>Is rape apologia designed to rage bait trueWhat the fuck do you think?
what the fuck is wrong with that anon?
>>34711873point 10 had me kek
>>34711872No, we microwave our tea.
>>34711863pls don't ever kys anon --> here is a cute little dude with a flower for you: (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
>>34711872i do, am college studentbut no most people either dont have them or shove them into a cupboard. We dont drink tea
>>34711872We do. Who keeps telling you guys this goofy shit? I drink instant coffee with water I boil from an electric kettle five days a week.Do you also think there are no roundabouts in this country?
>>34711872Some of them have them but it's not as common.
>>34711865tf you talking about? there is only grannies reading novels and young students studying
>>34711879lol you dont even have public trains. all rumours are true at least to some extent
Electric kettles are a great way to just boil water easily.
>>34711863why killing yourself if you can just jerkoff?
>>34711885i use the microwave heheh
>>34711863You should live your life radically different if youre depressed. go backpack or travel
Atoga is kind of like a soap opera with a revolving door of characters. Idk if there's another place like this
>>34711879>I drink instant coffeeB-by choice?
>>34711751ur either a shit woman or a beta male bullied by women. this is why i dont like you. western women like eternal strategy of blaming men while being really shitty people aint working anymore, try something else.
>>34711889Are you enjoying this season? Any highlights?
>>34711809isn't the recoil on woman guns worse because they're smaller and lighter. pretty sure if you get a heavier gun the recoil doesn't feel as bad
>>34711879I've heard there are a few but no one knows how to use them.
>>34711889Who are the A plot and B plot groups and what are examples of them intersecting during season finales?
>>34711887And risk burning yourself when you take it out?
>>34711890Hell yeah, I do. I ground my own beans and used a french press for a few years, but I really don't mind instant coffee. I make good coffee whenever I have company.
>>34711879anon please buy a moka pothere is a cheap cute one for 20 dollars:https://www.amazon.com/Mongdio-Stovetop-Espresso-Italian-Percolator/dp/B0FL79VYRJ/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=20OGIJPHUHYCP&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.I28PcH6_cjVBjUg8jgPWIEK6QUjVkPrGkdogAQR6Nzb_W9TXbeAquZWsg2huWcjhYZSg9RW5-S50TL-kKFM3J-VomMta2SkBhSpGvO6wMlQhhiDnhcIRlfnY7OJEHZYuW7nISaUpgIs4NFNva_zIS6FPqtES2O-iPxaabzX2mRl1aBT77W28j6RVriX4Fg5giv5TKXTwxkRp1hK5Bn0wqE9l_GMJinSAgKdNOqydg9vO2NOj3mAONx3rObQazgKCEria_VD_-oOivTVNOe8AmiGhHH8YrvF0YtVoztIyVK0.bA4_Yg7rNdtF6k7ZC7HWO4zXwMFN34wHsoDY1QQ8Mms&dib_tag=se&keywords=moka%2Bpot&qid=1783777526&sprefix=moka%2Bpo%2Caps%2C228&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1buy non mixed natural coffee powder or get the coffee grains and grind them please
i try to be careful, sometimes i do tho
>>34711901I already had one in my cart lol. I'm going camping soon and wanted to pick one up to bring with meI've had good coffee before, I promise. I used to make espresso-based drinks at an old job, too. I'm just a cheap lazy person who drinks Cafe Bustelo at work
>>34711902this was answer to >>34711898
>>34711901nta I'm an idiot. What is this, some pour over thing?
>>34711904glad to hear that! camping sounds fun, enjoyi want to get a tent and camp with bf on weekends once we live together
>>34711907It's a percolator. I'm dying to try one out desu
>>34711904You got cast iron cookware?
>>34711911Like in the 70s?
>>34711886It doesn't work I still feel grey. >>34711888I'd hide in the mountains if I could.
>>34711912never ask a bustelo drinker the material his pans are made from...
>get erection randomly>look down>reminded of how small my penis is>day ruinedwomen will never know such suffering
>>34711907you put water underneath, it boils, goes through the coffee and appears on the top of the machine as really tasty coffee. i really recommend. it's an italian coffee machine, my favorite. there is also other kinds
why is sex so important in a relationship
>>34711912A skillet, yeah. I might pick up a griddle too but idk, might not need it. Bringin a charcoal grill along
>>34711892No it fucking sucks>>34711896Fat fetish anon and her fiasco was new but I think it's drawn to a close, if I had to guess the bpd one who acts like a teenager will be the next to kick off some drama
>>34711917it happens to me when i go out of the shower and see myself naked hehe
>>34711920I don't know. Biology or something
>>34711922Good boy.
>>34711923>No it fucking suckslmao but you sound so invested
>>34711923T_Thow can we make the season be better anon?
>>34711826He's not bullying her. He's simping for her
>>34711926o_O
>>34711922Don't forget a headlamp.
>>34711863Just get in contact with her
>>34711924You have a dick?!?
>>34711929Change up the script. Improvise more.
>>34711872>Do Americans really not have electric kettles?I boil my water in a small pot. Isn't wasting electricity either way
>>34711932I won't. I'm gonna try using a white gas lantern this time too; never used one before.
>>34711935no lol
>>34711938Bro, you're more wasteful when you shower.
>>34711872I do but that's because I'm weird and I like warm water. I also like tea but I usually drink my water warm
>>34711916>bustelo drinkerI didn't know this was a Type of Guy
>>34711942That's true.
>>34711927How though? It's difficult to be invested when it's total ass>>34711929It moves on its own you can't do anything about it
coffee nerds are very annoying
>>34711916>>34711944What's the deal with bustelo? Isn't it just a budget option that hispanics like
>>34711943I like to do that too whenever it gets cold outside.
>>34711924its not the same thoughno man sees a woman with small boobs and says she's not a real woman or that she's compensating
>>34711949I'm a honky but was introduced to it by a Puerto Rican roommate, yes
>>34711948hey, i was just trying to help anon drink better coffee!
>>34711951>no man sees a woman with small boobs and says she's not a real woman
I want a man to save me from being poor
>>34711918I've used the middle five machines on this infographic. I wanna try turkish coffee sometime, it looks fun
>>34711957i will buy u a mcdonalds happy meal or something and u can live in my garage and use the wifi i guess
>>34711957do you have a OF? it is very financially irresponsible for women to not have an onlyfans
>>34711918These look fun but I'm sadly not a coffee person
>>34711957Women will post this even if they're not poor and they just live with their parents
>>34711918How is Aeropress different from French press?
>>34711934And what then?
>>34711958cute>>34711962aww
>>34711955men love small boobs im sorry its just not remotely comparable
>>34711964one is american so it is better
>>34711963My parents are too poor to support me financially. I live in a shared apartment.
>>34711968Thanks for making the joke for me. :)
>>34711966I sometimes watch videos of this one coffee guy lol I forgot his name though
which tent should i get to camp with bf? which stuff do i need?
>>34711969I can support you financially if you want
I'm gonna put my sweatshirt over my backpack and pretend like I'm carrying a woman on my back
>>34711967This. Aside from the handful of psychotic gooners, men love small and big boobs. There's even a saggy boob lover population.
>>34711969Okay, you have the right. I've talked to someone before who said the same thing but lives at home and takes international vacations every year
>>34711974awwww
>>34711973In exchange for what
>>34711974>backpackS O Y
>>34711972you're not going to like my answer but you should get hennessy hammocks
>>34711979You
>>34711973nta but are you rich?
>>34711980>bagS O Y
>>34711965Tell her how you feel about her? See where it goes?
>>34711982I'd rather kill myself than sell my body
>>34711980whats wrong with backpacks? I have to carry things
>>34711975Most gooners end up gay
>>34711989They are emasculating and infantalizing obv
>>34711986The only purse i own is a $7 lavender corduroy mini itty bitty handbag from the thrift store. Is that cringe?
>>34711982ntai am not giving you myself, but i can give you daily drawings of cute animals for 30 dollars a month :3
>>34711983Depends on your definition of rich >>34711988You aren't "selling" yourself per se. You'll just be my gf
so yes i am retarded but i have this friend of mine and she would constantly tell me who she talked to and what they talked about and i am confused, but is this supposed to be normal?we talk like 0-1x per week and some of the topics are, oh yeah x thing happened and i talked with y about it
>>34711993>having anything on you at allS O Y
>>34711996But I don't want tp have sex
>>34711997(You just did that to us)
The only woman that is into me is a weird bogged hag at the gym and I'm not really sure how to feel about that
>>34711996you are rich!! ok. let's make a deal. i need money. can i do crafts for you? i can be your personal craftmaker
>>34711999We can waita while but you can't have your cake and eat it too
>>34711997Probably just wants to keep your informed on people? It's just basically gossip at that point, probably her form of distressing? Idk ask her why she does that.
>>34711998..even clothes?
>>34712003You're a creep who's just trying to pay for sex without hiring an escort. You don't even know what I look like. Fuck off
>>34711972Doesn't your bf know this? Because if you're both clueless about camping, maybe you shouldn't go camping.
>>34712002I'll have to decline as I am not in the market for crafts >>34712007Don't get your panties in a knot it was your idea
>>34711999You're not giving much of an incentive
>>34712000i guess thats true... i guess i understand it now
>>34712002does anyone want a personal craftmaker?
>>34712005don't get freaky on me
>>34711991>backpacks are emasculatinglmao
>>34712001How bogged are we talking? Isnt that a good thing?
>>34712015They areHave you ever seen one? They're for children
>>34711957What kind of man? What kind of woman are you?
>>34712007>>34712007>You don't even know what I look like.probably the only reason he's interested, kek
>>34712010but anon! crafts can make you happy hehehehe :3
>>34712013No. They have websites for that kinda thing.
>>34712008yeah, he is looking for a tent rnhe doesen't want a pink one tho Y_Y
>>34712016Tolerably bogged with a weird gait and very strange brain. If she wasn't weird I would smash without hesitation but I just know I'll never get her out of my life
>>34712018Bro, I've seen some backpacks that are taller than children.
>>34711987I already know how it'll go.
>>34712023but those websites aren't by me. i do it better, personalized and cooler
>>34712019Compassionate man who wants to do it for the sake of helping out a poor woman in need and not abuse their financial power to exploit her for sex>>34712011>>34712020Yeah, all men are rabid browns in spirit
>>34712028Which is what?
>>34712018internalized repulsion at its finest
>>34712025He's insecure in his masculinity.Anyways, get something that's marketed as at least a four person tent for two people.
>>34712030nobody is stopping you from being a beggar, anon
>>34712030>Compassionate manI’m one of those, but what do you bring to the table?
>>34712026What you're scared she'll ruin your life or try to cuck buck and break you, same thing to be quite honest.
>>34712013Can you sew clothes? Never mind I know a site, I dont want to get doxxed.
>>34712030People don't just throw out their resources for nothing in return that's not how the world works
>>34712025where are you going tent camping?because there's pretty much nowhere left to do that...
>>34712043In America...
>>34712036I will have more free time to work and spend time with you
>>34712034he just doesn't like pink. i'll get the text before he does and customize it with stickers.
>>34712014aww but freaky is fun
>>34712045I have bad news...you're not going to be able to
Okay here's the deal /atoga/ I cant think of any fresh bait today so just give me a (You) and pretend I said something that made you seriously upset and uncomfortable
>>34712039T_T(i can't sew clothes, but I can always learn) i really need some money and i love making crafts. any ideas of how i could make money that way?
>>34712051wow youre stupid
>>34712051how dare you asshole?! leave me alone!!! you are evil... i feel like shit rn
>>34712052What kind of crafts? You can always try Etsy. Just dont get jworded.
is this one good?https://www.amazon.com/Dome-Waterproof-Portable-Headroom-Backpacking/dp/B0G1LGN3JD/ref=sr_1_4?crid=1DMNOVGCPVDF6&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.1EO1pgORsMhyOL9mqgHIR8adqtY8V4WhUF53yqo-wgIWkXHRvvoNf3PrsfmmxkVG57_tohTHDMk2T2WRqge5onDBv0nuA0d9mnghaxInlXd49vU0h268eFv-QK-o5M4IJaFNcqaYolBheTFJhxAjajTkhyLzguwGP1uDJUychhASN9W7CIwcee2vk93BZez2PoITamdQ9s0ntlqjPtaT84oFZSomy1c-O1PLoOIKjc4.zYXHy7eJKAxxvVFtK6dDZKnR1xnDnK2QcK4xvyIL-7Q&dib_tag=se&keywords=pink%2Bcamping%2Btent%2Bfor%2B4&qid=1783780923&sprefix=pink%2Bcampling%2Btent%2Bfor%2B4%2Caps%2C216&sr=8-4&th=1
I got hormones I need to make a whore moan
>>34712051HOW DARE YOU!
one time I was on a date with a girl who was so not into me that she barely spoke and left after 30 minutesshe didnt even have an excuse to leaveit wouldve crushed my confidence but ive had enough other successes that it didnt. still think of that bitch sometimes thoughhope she died in a car crash
>>34712051I'm so fucking tired of you fucks saying this awful shit every day.
>>34711993You will have men buy you $700 purses when you start dating.
>>34712046I meant like, what are you like
>>34712058yeah, i might try to grow an audience on instagram and create an etsy. im permabanned there tho.
>>34712032What do you think?
>>34712066Depressed and suicidal over my perpetually poor state
I wake up and women make me horny
how should i call my Etsy store?
>>34712069You uh got any hobbies or like. Anything
>>34712072what are you selling?
Women would you date a man who works in psychological operations?
>>34712067How do you get banned from Etsy? :/
Women's bodies are so fun to hold and hug and run your hands along
Any gender, what cues tip you that a post was 100% written by foid/moid?
>>34712075crochet patterns, notion and canva templates, stickers, stationary, personalized posters...maybe ginga crafts?
>>34712074Not anymore. I can't afford the time investment or material components for them
>>34712076Just say you torture people...
>>34712069get a job you fucking bum
Why do foids love therapy so much?
>>34712078brutal
>>34712079Self pity posts from men and women are very different I feel like
>>34712077i used to sell t-shirts with band logos and drawings. it was apparently not legal lmfao. i lost like $200
>>34712083I have one you illiterate nigger. It's still not enough.
>>34712084its an institutionalized form of venting your feelings and being validated for them whilst also being treated as medically serious and respected that kind of setup is like heaven on earth for foids
>>34712080i have no name ideacute thoare you a womanz?
>>34712087Oh, yeh... copyright infringement is a thing lol. I mean, you can do it, in some cases, but don't expect to profit off it.
>>34712087Can you sell me a few band logos? Or should I try ebay?
anons do you like the name ginger crafts and a ginga is the logo? or maybe ginga.co?
>>34712088>calls me a nigger>is so poor she's begging for help anywayyou're a spiritual niggerslave femanon, dont lash out at me because you were too low IQ to succeed in life
>>34712090yeah, im a girl.thanks!i work as a lifeguard and need some extra money rn
>>34712093i think its a good plane
>>34712085?
>>34712095The high iq move women use to escape poverty is getting a man to bankroll them
>>34712091yeah, but my cousin did it and made like 10k... just had bad luck
>>34712080You gotta focus more. The average person into crochet is most likely not gonna be into stickers also.
>>34712084nobody "loves" therapy people with problems receive it its men who have an unnatural fear of it
>>34712093you misspelled "nigger"
HAST DU LACK GESOFFEN?ICH GLAUBE SIE HAT ECHT LACK GESOFFEN
>>34712093Dat's racist.
>>34712102i dunno about that. i'd like to have collections with different aesthetics and the full combo. like cyber collection, gemstones collection, morute collection and so on...
>>34712107ntaYou can seriously get banned for advertising on here.
>>34712105>>34712108ginga as in a ginger cat lmfao... maybe it was not a good namewhat about seal something? i love seals
>>34712115>KILL ALL CREATIVITY AND COLLABORATION Cmon, it’s not like it was totally unsolicited
>>34712116Asking respectfully. Do you have ADHD or something?
>>34712115thanks for telling me, i deleted the post...
>>34712118i don't... my bf says i have ADD tho hehewhy are you asking anon?
i got a rifle. ditching my double barrel
>>34712118i drank too much coffee too :3
>>34712117Anon may not be familar with that rule. I had their best interests at heart.>>34712119See?!Don't mention it. It's mostly used to ward off camwhores and stuff but I've seen people bend it.
>>34712123You just seem kinda... scattered, lol.
>>34712059I don't like the color. I though you were gonna go for a hot pink.
>>34712037We're both at the gym everyday and it's the only one nearby and she already interacts with me way more than I'd like so it's gonna be even worse once we start interacting outside of the gym. I don't have many prospects so once we get something going I won't have the willpower to stop it
>>34712104I love it in that talking it over with the right person actually seems to help me.
>>34712133i am messy af
>>34712084Validation for their bad behavior/thoughts
Why are women so traumatized by the idea that a male friend liking them romantically?
>>34712141That's not why you should go into therapy. Your therapist should be someone that challanges your ideas or presents you with angles you haven't thought of. If it's someone that just validates what you already know it's a shitty therapist.
>>34707934Mhttps://youtu.be/xiuAXGEs-nQ?is=D-kXGIMhvfuiOpwC
>>34712145It's not always the case but it's sometimes seen as a betrayal. In that this people had motives all along.
>>34712148They SHOULD be doing that, but most therapists are garbage. Think of the people you grew up with that went into that field. Nurses and therapists attract garbage people for some of reason
>>34707934F https://youtu.be/hT9TkAsfKLY?si=5jS4KtWe8kKAn-VE
https://x.com/i/status/2074931528799326483Thoughts?
>>34712154i'll study to be a nurse. i don't like it much but it's a job there is always demmand for. my brother in law told me that girls in nursing school are evil bullies. should i worry? i got bullied for my whole life hehe
>>34712157I don't know retard i don't have shitter like you
What did he mean by that?
>>34712158>i don't like it much but it's a job there is always demmand for.You're going to be a bad nurse. A nurse has to have some kinda desire to help people.
>>34712165i love helping people!
>>34712158Our hs had a nursing program and was almost exclusively the dirtbag women in our school. The majority of experiences I've had with nurses in general has been bad for some reason it just attracts those kinds of people
>>34712158You're going to have a breakdown the first time you have to insert a catheter.
I wanna share this album with her. I think she'd like it
>>34712167i used to do computer science and my friends were adorable shy chinese weebs, but i realised i suck at cs...maybe i can make friends with the cs people at clubs and avoid nurses the most i can?
>>34708118Is Kittentroon actually a libtard?
>>34712168i dunno what that is, but i can watch gore without freaking out
>>34712170with who? can you share it with us anon?
>>34712170Genre?>>34712172Yes? Except im not a troonAlso thats literally just the presidential line of succession
Owning more than 1 vibrator or dildo is whore behavior
>>34712178>Yes?Well that fits well with you being an attention-whoring trash and toxic positivity
>>34712181I had a fleshlight but I threw it away after the second use because it was too shameful. I've had actual sex once and paid for it, it was terrible
>>34712177No. It's only for her>>34712178>Genre?Good
>>34712178I'll fix you with my magacock
>>34712182Im a 21 year old girl studying stem at a top university, why on earth would i be a conservative??
>>34712157>>34712160Fine faggot here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/54g91m.mp4
>>34712186You're a pseudo.
>>34712188Because you're so desperate for male attention tou come to this website?
>>34712188You're really bad at this whole anon thing.
>>34712188>topLolLmao
>>34712188The fuck with that sissy excuse, does your university ban people for their political views?
>>34712190Thank you loyal servant faggot, shine my shoes while you're at it
>>34712184Was she not hot? My first escort sucked too and I paid way too much for a hag who catfished me. I blocked her immediately. Other escorts were better and more caring without shitty tattoos.
I want to get really good at making sourdough but it seems so difficult
>>34712204Nothing good comes easy
>>34712204Have you actually tried?
>>34712192What
>>34712199>#1 public university>literally higher ranked than most industrial countries' top universities
>>34712200Liberal politics is identity politics.
I love women.
>>34712200Yes they expelled some pro palestine students
>>34712211Nice larp. You're wayy too retarded and ugly.
>>34712214Terrorist sympathizers*FTFY
>>34712212WRONGidentity politics is for pathetic people across the political spectrum
>>34712214nta is that even legal?
Why does alcohol have to be so expensive. Do they do this on purpose.
>>34712219NTABut it wouldn't shock me if those students were harassing other students over the whole Israel/Palestine thing and that's what they got expelled for
>>34712214You are sooo bad at this anon thing.
Most of my political beliefs concern economics and civil liberties. Identity politics are lame
>>34712226Plap
There’s no world that doesn’t end in holy war between muslims and christians, right?
>>34712226Civil liberties aren't identity politics?
>>34712231Nigga Christians already lost
IncelsCore identity:>Hating women and refusing any and all interaction with them , most of all sex and flirtingCore Topics:>Chads glistening abs>Chads massive muscular arms>How their frail nerd bodies look when put underneath Chads broad, tall frame >Chads veiny enormous penis as it thrusts in and out of small helpless women>How tiny, mogged and submissive it makes them feel when they meet Chad IRL There is also a soldi population of incels who finally "caved" and had sex with a gay Bear or a tall tranny "due to loneliness", concluding that it wasn't actually that bad and they should do it again.Overall I deem that incelism is simply closeted homosexuality.Opionions?
>>34712231That was never a thing, retard. Both Crusades and Jihads have the explicit goal of taking a certain territory for the faith, regardless of who lives in it currently.Due to this, the Muslimms and Christians actually got along fairly well in the Crusader states when they were not actively at war over territorial disputes.
>>34712238What even IS a Christian to be honest? There's like 50 000 different kinds.
>>34712240I wouldn't disagree with that, yet there's also a significant number of /pol/cels who would get pissed at the claim.
>>34712228So is 'plap' supposed to be a show of approval, or sexual attraction, or are you just saying it randomly?>>34712235no civil liberties are about fairness and freedom (based and american), identity politics are about who you believe is good or detrimental for greater society (cringe populism).
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>>34712250Bro you can't do that on school wifi
Apparently in ancient arabia you could just pay a woman to have your kid. Like here's some money, nut in her, collect your kid 10 months later
>>34712249The two intersect when questions about civil liberties affect particular groups. If the focus is on universal rights that everyone possesses it's usually described as a civil liberties issue. If the focus is on the political interests or lived experiences of a particular group it's more likely to be described as identity politics. One person may see a policy primarily as protecting equal liberties for all while another may see it as advancing or opposing the interests of a particular group.
>>34712214>pro palestineThose would be liberals like you actually, but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't ban people for holding more mainstream American political views
>>34712255You can do that know
>>34712251Oh shit oh frick please don't tell Mrs. Anderson!
girlies, halaand or harry kane?
>>34712258Not legally
>>34712257Well, as we all know "pro palestine" is thinly veiled code for "anti-semitic". Suffice to say,I am "pro palestine" to a degree where even my liberal friends will look at me oddly when I really get into the topic after few lines. Unfortunately I feel that this really cripples my chances at scoring another Khazarian goddess in my life. Well, nothing is free.
Kittenposter do you stan yisrael
>>34712250>white (?) guy into black women is also into incest roleplay That makes so much sense in retrospect. So the race stuff is just another "taboo" thing to you, like stepsister shit?
>>34712262NTA>Suffice to say,I am "pro palestine" to a degree where even my liberal friends will look at me oddly when I really get into the topic after few lines.Translation: I'm so insufferable that even my liberal friends can't stand me.
New thread>>34712264>>34712264>>34712264
>>34712268Bro took it serious
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>>34712284Try it in your browser. Alternatively cmd t if you're an apple fag.> I demand that you only fetishize black women in a vacuum, no other fetishes mixed inWhat about pregnancy?
>>34712240Wait, why are all trannies tall?
>>34712307No, the incels just go for the tall trannies. A manlet or femboy would make them feel too dominant and masculine, and bottoms hate that.
>>34712202No she was an overweight 40's asian woman at a massage parlor, she smelled weird and it was so unpleasant I didn't even realize it when I came she had to tell me
>>34712333Ew
Women are annoying and disgusting perverts
>>34712291No.>What about pregnancy?That's okay, I guess.
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>>34712371Maybe I will. So I win.
>>34712291I started being an apple fag and I don’t think I can ever go back to being a windows fag now that I can manage window tiling with keyboard shortcuts
>>34712461Well I'm primarily linux
>>34712462It’s a feature worth stealing imo
Any darkies here that want to give me tips on how to score a Lolita black girl? Not a loli or lolicon or anything btw.
>>34712475I get the feeling the darkies here don't want ytbois to date their kind.
I’m making lunch.. if only I had a bf to eat it with me..
