>>34707926
>>34712264Men,How much would you pay to knock a chick up and have her carry and nurse your baby until it's weened?
Genocide all manlets
>>34712271nothing
>>34712272*hiplets
I love resting my hands on her hips
https://youtu.be/-tn01B8yJ9kmy theme song for today
>>34712271Why would I pay anything? They literally do it for free.
Are sexbots the only solution?
>>34712271About three fiddy
>>34712282No, women will get those banned the moment they become a viable alternative.
>>34712264TRVKE
>>34712282Never listen to women about what they want
TFW no alpha female gf
>>34712286as an adult im a human i die early and alone for a really stupid reason
>>34712282Wait, is this supposed to be bait? Because that woman's speaking the truth.
Ass is the pit where man must slay the dragon.
Women, how would you feel about hordes of sub Saharan Africans coming into your country, slaughtering the native men, and taking you as a rape slave?
Are dollar store pregnancy tests any good
>>34712297As a backup maybe.
>>34712296>>34712294mantoga
With the whole slavery deal, how come you hear very little about the Africans who sold other Africans into slavery to begin with?
>>34712297Is it the fate of all atoga femanons to become single mothers?
>>34712301Bigotry of low expectations. Brown people aren't expected to know better by woke types.
>>34712301Didn't happen. The bri'ish ran around the savanna with giant butterfly nets catching blacks, then tying the net up with hairs from their twirled villain moustache and carrying them off to the nearest ship.
Is the trans 181 cm femanon here? Hello :3 if you are here
>>34712282Shes right about everything though. Just stop bothering with "what women want". Be not fat, wash your penis, learn social skills and go for it. Anyone who does this quickyl notices there is no rhym, reason or logic to women anyways. One moment a plaphog looks at you in utter disgust, the next an 8/10 qt sits in your lap and the other way around. Its pointless to even wonder why or bother with trying to see any logic in it.
>>34712305Dat's racist.
WomenIf you were dating a guy and he was an amateur musician but stated picking up traction and wanted to do it professionally/internationally, could you deal with that or would you leave him?
>>34712282sexbots is merely an expensive goyslop
>>34712301Because White people have resources to extract. Good luck trying to get anything of substance out of West Africa. Also White people generally have more empathy to others. I think White guilt is a resource that has been bled dry recently and White people are starting to care less about how other groups view them
The thing I dont get about environmentalism is that nature = goodits true to the extent that we need parks, some areas for wildlife to exist to sustain the ecosystem and farms we need, but more than that? i dont think its necessary.
>>34712318Tell that to Coruscant.
>>34712318Idk what point you're trying to make
>>34712318But i rea that amazonas is the earth's lungs or somethin
>>34712325that environmentalism is overblown>>34712326thats a common misconcenception, over 70% of the worlds air comes from algea. oceans are the worlds lungs
Why have public parks turned into places for homeless people to do drugs?
Is there a name for this? Do other people here "struggle" with this too?Basically, if I'm out of a situation or not near a person for some days it feels like it has always been like that and is my new normal. For example, my long-term boyfriend of 9 years. If I take 3 days for myself to just go hermit mode, it feels like I have never been together with him. Like... just me being alone was always the default and the 9 years fade away? It's like this with people, locations, jobs, anything for me really.I have no desires for anyone else and my thoughts never wander or any of the sort, it has NOTHING to do with wanting someone else at all.
>>34712315What's the problem with that?
>>34712329They were always a good place for drug addicted homeless people.
>>34712329Kicking them out is le mean now
>>34712328>doesn't think we need nature so much>cites a statistic saying how important nature is
>>34712338when people are protecting nature they generally dont mean "the algae in the ocean!!!11"
Without nature where would I take her on a lazy afternoon stroll
>>34712340Tell that to pretty much any scientist interested in environmentalism.
>>34712330That does not sound normal.
>>34712282The sexbot will stream it to zuck so it's not worth it
>>34712282Dating discourse is just centered on humiliating men as much as possible for our failures
>>347123311. it's a goyslop2. it's more expensive than regular goyslop
hey anons! how does one plan a wedding?
did i get ghosted by my therapist? usually we schedule an appointment every time we finish but she was going to be out of town and was dodgy about setting a strict date. she said she'd reach out but it's been a few weeks and hasn't said shit lol.
>>34712362hardcore
>>34712365>did i get ghosted by my therapist?I can see why you are in therapy lol
>>34709795I went hiking again today.Today I saw several cows and walked through a paddockNothing to feed them though.It was also quite hot and I think these cows hated the heat too. Some nearby were all trying to stand under one tree, but only like 1/4 of them fit into the shadow. There also wasn't any water source nearby. I'm probably going to report this to the municipalty or something, because that seems genuinely evil.
>>34712361NTAHow the fuck is saying "Women have different preferences, it's impossible to give a cheat code on getting a girlfriend because of that" humiliating men? It's literally the truth you guys want.
Femanons, how would you act if your bf lost his sex drive and it wasn't a serious medical issue causing it?
>>34712340yes they fucking do, why do you think the pacific garbage patch is such a big deal?
>>34712374So you read the 3rd sentence but didn't read the one before or after it
>>34712375i would be sad (its the porn probably)...
>>34712374The cheat code is "take care of yourself, do things that don't involve sitting at home and gooning, recognize the women who think you are hot and focus on them"There you go Also its not a humiliation to get rejected, experienceing rejection is a normal part of life and unavoidable in any area if you want to go anywhere.
>>34712379I'm a long term virgin and kind of no longer trust my dick around real women after gooning 3+ times a day for almost 20 years straight.
>>34712378I read all of it. Yes it's true that men don't want to confront the fact that they may be unpleasant to be around and that's why they can't get dates. It's also true that men want to blame and hate women for not having an easy cheat code for getting into their panties.
>>34712382>recognize the women who think you are hotThat demographic contains zero people
>>34712264That image made me chuckle
>>34712373I would climb on that motherfucker's back and ride it off into the sunset
>>34712282>@intjgamergirlI am not going to read that.
I was thinking of making a thread but instead I'll ask here.Women, can you post an example of a moustache that you don't dislike? I'm really not asking this because I grew out a moustache and I'm not sure if I should keep it. Not at all
>>34712365I once got ghosted by the unemployment center woman who was supposed to help me. I've met this woman for a few years in different paths of my life and she just did that fucking bullshit. I looked like a clown when I showed up for our meeting and she wasn't there. Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
>>347123861. Hit the gym fatass2. Stop dressing like aneckbeard3. Back straight, eyes front4. If you're ugly, get rich or really skilled at something or accept that your target group is other uggos.
>>34712385You're mocking us for being ugly and mocking us for not having the attributes that women attracted to men
>>34712282Food is the answer to everything
>>34712394The unemployment centers purpose is paying out your neetbucks and leaving you alone otherwise. If you think they give two shits about actually helping you besides getting you into a minimum wage garbage job, you are mistaken. If the only thing you hear from them are neetbucks hitting your account you are golden, everything else is just bad news.
>>34712399Oh okay, so you just made some shit up in your head to get mad at. Checks out.
>>34712382>Also its not a humiliation to get rejected, experienceing rejection is a normal part of lifeYes, it is. Rejection can be as traumatic as rape. You feel better if you get accepted than if you get constantly rejected. The latter destroys your self-esteem and unless you're a serial killer psychopath with 0 feelings, rejection won't benefit you in any way.
>>34712408You was born at third and you thought you hit a triple
>>34712369yeah im a sperg soo. i think it MIGHT be because i started getting more strict about when i was going to come in and she couldn't do it this one time. >>34712394that's weird. it sounds like you only met a few times or regularly?ffs i guess ill just text her and ask
The cute alt girl working at the grocery store was kinda following me around the store into different sections and staring at me. What are the chances she was interested? I was dressed nice and I'm not black so I don't think she thought I was shoplifting.
>>34712410>Rejection can be as traumatic as rapeHave you done anything in your life except sit in your parents basement. Do you have friends, ever had a job, finished school, anything?
>>34712412Let me guess, you're the typical incel who thinks all women are whores having gangbangs with "Chad"?
Gonna avoid the conveyor belt dating market altogether so I don't have to figure out if it's humiliating or not.
>>34712416Whatever they are having, it's more than I'll ever experience
>>34712414M>What are the chances she was interested?Pretty solid. A woman always hovering around you / showing up wherever you happen to be can be a coincidence one or two times, but if it happens repeatedly its a fairly solid sign.Do keep in mind that this is never an exact science, and trying to use "signs" as a way to avoid rejection is a fool's errant. If in doubt, shoot your shot. Always err on the side of a chick being into you.
>>34712271nothing, that should be the way things go by default
>>34712415>Immediately goes for psychoanalysis and insinuating nolife statusI don't even agree with him, before you assume.
>>34712420Most men are not struggling to get a girlfriend regardless of what your algorithm feeds you.
>>34712418>the conveyor belt dating marketDo you mean apps? Its just another Goyim humiliation ritual, don't bother. Talk to women IRL
>>34712363get scammed 12 times
Approximately how many percent of women are actually performing the incel headcanon of fucking the same 20% of men, regular gangbangs, etc?
>>34712406But I had history with this woman.>>34712413Not regularly. Years went by and then I became unemployed again and she got a job there. Before we met at a school where I was a student. What happened is that I got a job but I let her know by email that I still want to see her again, and because she gave me some personality tests to do, and I wanted to know her opinion. But she didn't tell me at all that our meeting is cancelled because she got sick. Then the other unemployment center hoes offered to reschedule but I was like fuck that, whatever then.
>>34712425I was just naming a bunch of things that are impossible to obtain without getting rejected. So if rejection is actually rape, anyone who has so much as a job was raped quite a bit.
>>34712429I don't know any women irl, I work backend with a group of boomers.Maybe when I move countries soon.
>>34712418Where is your sense of scientific curiosity?
>>34712433NTABut these guys love to go on about how only romantic rejection matters and every other form of rejection isn't actually a big deal.
>>34712430oddly specific.storytime?
>>34712428How does that help me?
>>34712414Usually when women are interested they signal it more explicitely (eg. brief eye contact etc). What you describe sounds like nothing
>>34712440Hopefully it makes you stop wallowing in self-pity and realize that most of your problems are coming from doomscrolling on social media.
>>34712395>just buy loveLolAgain, the only solution will be sexbots
>>34712437Because romantic rejection is more brutal? The opposite sex is telling you that they want you to die alone and not spread your genes. That is way more hurtful than job rejection.
>>34712431One of my good friends is probably a textbook 2m tall muscular Chad who is really into partying and doing drugs. His ex gf had like four guys before him, and even the women he hooks up with are mostly just coping a breakup or agreeing to an fwb while they are looking for a guy who is more serious. At least according to him, perpetual cock caroussel riders are exclusively addict chicks and mentally ill ones.
>>34712388I don't get it. Is it implying dwarf women look like gorillas and throw poop?
>>34712443I knew this to be true from before I had a twitter account
I think I will become a horror tik toker
>>34712445>Hey wanna have sex?>No thanks I'm good>The opposite sex is telling you that they want you to die alone and not spread your genesBruh
>>34712432maybe it was an honest mistake
>>34712447>exclusively addict chicks and mentally ill ones.that's all of them
>>34712375Would suspect porn.
>>34712436 I believe, too, that the earth is round, but if any one gave me a seed−cake to say it was oblong, I shouldsay that it was oblong, for it would make no difference to me.
>>34712384So you admit it is porn.
>>34712447>he hooks up with are mostly just coping a breakup or agreeing to an fwb while they are looking for a guy who is more seriousSo AFBB?
>>34712431A majority of women have casual sex beforeObviously the constant gangbangs is an exaggeration but it's still more than an incel can ever have
>>34712458> A majority of women have casual sex beforeStrange, foids tend tell me that most women haven't and that it's all incel lies.
Women, are your boobs big enough to use as pillows?
>>34712457No idea what that meansMy own mom once told me its cool to fuck with a guy who doesn't want a relationship right now until you find someone for real. A lot of women do this. Incels always assume that the only reason women have casual sex is because they think a guy is so hot that they can't resist, when in fact that never happens. You'd be surprised how hard-boiled women can be when their pussies are concerned if you ever honestly talk to a few.
>>34712468Alpha fucks, beta bux.
>>34712464They must protect their tribe with lies at all costs. Do you want them to lose all their orbiters overnight?
>>34712456thank you Captain Obvious
What’s your favorite /atoga/ soap opera plot line?
>>34712471No, more like both guys are on the same tier, one just doesn't want a relationship. It was also remarked that a guy she has something casual with doesn't need to be as hot as someone for a relationship as she will have to look at the latter every day. All women in my family have modelled at some point in their lives, if that adds any context.
>>34712472Yes you wish women were a collective so that way you could have an easy cheat code to get laid. But they're not, so you just seethe.
>>34712264>keep spending time in the gym and eating right for a girl that doesnt exist
>>34712476susan gets rekt by chad, becomes bitter walled cat aunt
Other thread is dead.Any darkies here that want to give me tips on how to score a Lolita black girl? Not a loli or lolicon or anything btw.
>>34712480>Do shit for womenThis is why you niggas fail >Man suffers because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun
>>34712482Who is Susan
>>34712478>But they're not, so you just seethe.Ah yes, such mysterious creatures. Nobody knows that you want a 6'6" multimillionaire who takes steroids lol
>>34712483Don’t think you shouldn’t you’re referring to them as “darkies” if you want to date them…Who the fuck are you? Micah “Based” Bell? lol
>>34712477Could a guy who is relationship-material be a hookup if he just said "nah I don't want something serious"?
>>34712486take your pick, there's no shortage of choices :^
>>34712489Yes yes, it's the women who are turned on by "Chads" and not the incels who constantly obsess about them.
>>34712468But almost all women have had casual sex before so idk what the point is that you're trying to make here
You were the father of modern medicine, I was Mr clean
GenderDid you ride the short bus in school?>female, no I did not
>>34712497How do I find a woman who doesn't engage in casual sex?
>>34712499Actually female is a sex not a gender
>>34712480You should exercise and eat right to not get a heart attack at 40, dingus.
>>34712498I'm not Mr. Clean, I'm Mr. Clean-Up, and I don't take no orders from no woman.
>>34712489What is the point of typing something so retarded
>>34712492Thats the point, the two are generally interchangeable. That said, some nerd who talks about "somethign serious" right off the bat and "wants to take it slow" is of course material for neither. Theres a very sepcific kind of woman who does the Beta Bux thing, and they are easily recognizable by immediately starting the nest building routine at a stage when a normal and interested woman just wants to have fun. Betas Bux because they approach women with the mindset that having sex first without further commitments right away is somehow bad, thus attractiing the women who think the same - and those are the ones who are provider hunting.
Gender and AgeHave you ever engaged in casual sex?What ages?Have you stopped?At what age?>Female 23>Never even had a bf
>>34712499MaleNo. I did ride the bus all through high school because I didn't have my drivers license though
>>34712497The point is that women generally don't engage in it excessively or without being choosy.
>>3471251228 f and same
>>34712509>Men who are focused on long-term relationships are not relationship materialFuck me I guess.
>>34712512>>34712515How many guys have you both rejected though?
>>34712512No kisses and no dates? Your pussy is completely untouched and pure?
When you're a boy you wonder why your dad left, when you become a man you usually understand that it was because of your mom.
>>34712512M 26No. I am simply incapable of flirting or being casually attractive, I was an outsider when casual sex is the most prevalent, and have anxieties around sex.Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
>>34712520Yes, correct. I’m too shy and insecure for dating
>>34712522Fuck me, I'm really living up to the ESL accusations today.>was the most prevalent>anxieties regarding sex
>>34712521My mom was the one who left. She cheated on my dad and kidnapped my sister! :D
>>34712523I can fix you.
>>34712512M, 30>Have you ever engaged in casual sex?Yeah, just once. It isn’t for me.>At what age?I was 19 or 20 at the time.
State gender, do you think uniforms/costumes are attractive? If so, are there any particular ones that strike your fancy?
There is a fictions paradigm instilled in every one of usFor every man, there is a womanAnd for every woman there is a manWhich is obviously not true from the start since like there's 105 guys for every 100 womenBut clearly even then women are not satisfied with the pool of men available and try to date up as much as they can, and there is clearly a bottom vat of men who will never interest anyoneNow you don't have to criticize women for being picky and not choosing men that don't suit their standards; it's their right to do soBut idk why we have to deny existence of the vat of unwanted men? Is it to make yourselves feel better? Is it just something you want to ignore?
Her gooner, his goonette <3
>>34712526I don’t think you could. You could help externally but internally.
>>34712514They are choosy with whom they casually fuck
>>34712528MI think Bukkit Brown is attractive.
>>34712530Don't think they're denying it. More like a mix of "you likely aren't there because of uncontrollable factors" and "not my problem"/"fuck you got mine".
Women, you understand that you basically don't have a future, right? Between Muslim immigrants higher birth rates, far right having more kids than anyone left of center, and the talk of taking your rights away hitting mainstream, you understand that you ultimately do not have anything to look forward to? I mean, why should men listen to you if you're all just childless whores and liabilities for men? Factor in sex bots, AI, and artificial wombs, how can you think this will end well for you? The one thing you we're tasked to do and you won't do it, so why should men care if you get raped or murdered?
>>34712526No, she is mine. You can have the grandma >>34712515>>34712523>>34712534He jumped into our conversation. You're my ruby.
>>34712517You're not "focussed on long-term relationships", you are desperate to have a relationship with just anybody.Important distinction. It signals you are unwanted by other women and have no other options (ick)It signals that you do not care to get to know her as a person before making any commitments - which involves sex - and merely want your safe pussy on tap as fast and securely as possible (ick)Men chase sex. Women chase relationships. Thats the dynamic, like it or not.Ofc its possible to find women who are also desperate for a relationship. You have to accept that those are predominantly ugly nerds or Beta Buxers who want to have their secure Bexta Bux on tap as quickly as possible and ideally without putting out. Also for the life of me I will never understand why you faggots seethe about this. The fact that you can fuck aroudn with multiple women and still get into a committed relationship once one truly convinces you is GOOD news. The fact tha women generally don't take an issue with men having a Harem of fwbs , how the hell is that bad news.
>>34712528Formal attire on women (pencil skirts, heels etc) is hot af
>>34712528Yes, womanI like the sailor unis
>>34712534I have experience in fixing broken women.
>>34712499MI walked or rode my bike.
>>34712519Alot because we're both chadsexuals teehee
>>34712533delete this
>>34712541I seethe because I don't want a woman who's fucked around with multiple men
>>34712538Women will simply take all the education jobs and make the kids gay.
>>34712530>But idk why we have to deny existence of the vat of unwanted men? Is it to make yourselves feel better? Is it just something you want to ignore?They have to keep up the lie because men pay the most taxes through their work and foids get the most benefits from it.
>>34712499I did when I was a kid because I fucked around a lot on the main bus like throwing shit and yelling slurs. I also ditched detention and took the late bus home instead.
>>34712552>Take the jobsUnless you're a jeet it doesn't apply to you>Make kids gayI thought it wasn a choice?
>>34712499MNo but I did have speech therapy lessons at school
>>34712541Thanks for being truthful and thus confirming a bunch of incel talking points.Anyway I'm not exactly capable of fucking around as I'm poor in social settings, boring and not much of a looker. Hence why I am insecure about body counts and want a woman who hasn't fucked around.
>>34712549Start something with a girl and learn how to fuck and you will stop caring. Promise.
>>34712557People who have no kids reproduce by indoctrinating others to follow their ideology. Teachers have an average of fewer kids than the norm.
why that nigga lyin in his verse that nigga aint do shit to mei got goblets of fire in my city sink
>>34712455Such a sellout, spreading disinformation for sweets.
Women, how much of your Instagram feed is sexy women who post thirst traps?
>>34712561Lol, he can't learn how to fuck. Sluts will ditch him the second he expresses anxiety or nervousness in bed.
>>34712567Shut up Erasmus.
>>34712569Prozzies then.
>>34712476Was femanon in the right, rooting through the cabinettes in the guest bathroom?
>>34712560>I'm poor in social settings, boring and not much of a looker.Tow of those things are entirely under your control and one can at least be markedly improved. And thats the other half of what I learned from my family, while looks do matter women find all kinds of things hot in men, a lot of which aren't genetics based and can be intentionally improved. If you're a genuine uggo its gonna be hard to compensate , but if you're average its not hard to stick out and swim at least in equally average pussy (which isn't bad pussy by any means) Incel talking points, well my sister had a super tall muscular bf, and told me afterwards she actually overlooked his size because she liked his personality as it was just awkward to crane her neck all the time. And the guy had some weird completexes around his size too. Incels may accidentally glance a few truths, but by and large their talking points are a wilful misinterpretation of reality.
>>34712521How is this supposed to make women want to marry and have kids with men?>>34712530Not sure anyone's denying that people who struggle in romance exist. What women criticize is the idea they only fuck and get together with the exact same mold of man, but I get it, that's too difficult for you to understand.
>>34712545Really? I have deep familial issues and need constant support and cuddles. Even then I don’t think it’ll fix me.
>>34712568All of my TL is of cats or other animals and kids getting hurt
>>34712533Goonette used to mean “woman who paid ten bucks to use a forum”
>>34712476I liked the one where the mentally ill bird fly herself out to give her virginity away to the reptile, got raped, recorded it, posted the voca to this general, and the reptile said she wasn't very good anyway.
>>34712561>Start something with a girlLost me there
>>34712576My ex had severe depression due to familial abuse and I fixed her so much she left me because she thought she could do better! :)
>>34712573>and told me afterwards she actually overlooked his size because she liked his personality as it was just awkward to crane her neck all the timeLol what? You just proved their points. Your sister still fucked the tall roidfag.
>>34712530A lot more men are willing to become trannies and be gay though. Men are also more likely to do stupid shit that gets themselves killed. Nature kinda corrects a lot of the excess men even without war.
>>34712574Doesn't matter if it's not all 6'5 himbos, the top 10% is the top 10%
WomenWould you listen to your boyfriend if he wantes to discuss what he was doing at work? Assuming he worked in the ontological data science field
>>34712572That woman worries about everything except what she should
>>34712588Sure thing buddy, all women are only ever getting together with the top 10% of men, whatever helps you have something to seethe at.
>>34712584Aww :/ I don’t want to leave a guy just because I get better. Sorry to hear that.
>>34712573I am not intending to throw a pity party, but I also have insecurities around sex and may suffer from some mental issues due to chemo early in my life. That's at least how the oncologist tried to console me for not having any friends.
>>34712595Even if it's 50 or 75%, does it help me?
>>34712599How I answer won't matter because you don't want the truth, you just want to wallow in self-pity and seethe.
>>34712586My point was that she was initially put off by his size until she got to know him and realized hes a cool guy. Also no roids involved, he had just enough muscles to not look like a lanklet.
men will ask for 69 without letting you shower and then be mad that your ass smells
>>34712476Whoever posted “miseryposter’s ex simps said she sucks and is for the streets” made me laugh pretty hard
>>34712602He just wanted the pussy musk, not the ass glands. Tell him he can't have it both ways
>>34712600Doesn't matter what you answer because we both knew that I was a helpless cause to begin withWhy are women so offended when we suggest they only want top men? Shouldn't you have be proud you have standards instead of wanting to fuck most men you see?
Atoga, advice for hang over nausea? I'm dying.
>>34712607Can you phrase that as a gendered question?
>>34712607Get hydrated and be smarter the next time you drink.
>>34712608State gender. How do you handle hang over nausea?
I want to snuggle a moid but I don't want to deal with him getting a boner
>>34712606>Why are women so offended when we suggest they only want top men?"Why are women annoyed by men who've never had sex and get all of their information about relationships from pop culture and social media wanting to act like women experts?" Look I get you're a retard, but women not wanting to fuck you doesn't mean they're only holding out for the hottest men, it means that you're such a failure in life that even random morbidly obese rednecks have more game than you.
>>34712606Because what a "top man" is varies from woman to woman with a few universal points such as being cool and not being fat and not oozing fag energy like you do. Thats why everyone gets to fuck while women can still be choosy (according to their own standards).And yeah, if you're the kind of guy who never gets chosen you should work on yourself. Simple as.
>>34712610last time when it happened I was in my teens
>>34712607>>34712610 Male, put some salt in something fizzy and drink it.
>>34712613They go away pretty quickly if we don't act on them, and they're not very hard for us to scoot out of the way. I think you're worried a bit too much about it
>>34712613Who are you bullshitting??
>>34712613I thought women liked boners. Did atoga lie to me?
>>34712528MaleYeah I like certain outfits and uniforms. I like things like cop uniforms, business wear. Blouses seem to do it for me a lot. I don't like when the lady cop outfit is pornified in art trying to make it sexy, it's hot enough as it is. Turning it into a halloween costume defeats the purpose.I also like cheerleader uniforms a lot
>>34712610MVodka and Gherkin juice if the binge continuesElectrolytes otherwise, either fizzy tablets or just salt and Tomato juice.
>>34712607eat a full english lad
It's another day of writing and auto-refreshing atoga hooray
>>34712607Eating pickles to replenish electrolytes is one traditional remedy.
>>34712624Norfian
>>34712624I wish. I don't have the energy to cook and no where around here serves a full English
>>34712627If anyone is going to know how to beat a hangover...
>>34712499F no just the regular bus.>>34712528Not really no.>>34712568It's mostly weird crafters and sewing content. >>34712610Uhh apple juice and saltines? I like those Gatorade/Pedialyte drinks too.
>>34712614>>34712615You can't go "Actually more and more are choosing being single over mediocre partners" and then get mad when we acknowledge that fact
>>34712615>you should work on yourself>bro just self-improve for 10 years and then finally in your 30s when you're balding and your dick isn't as erect, you get to fuck the used goods fatties and single mothers!! now go work hard!!
Today felt like the warmest day of the year. 27°C
>>34712617>>34712623>>34712626Would Gatorade help or is that a meme? I have some in the fridge
>>34712628I would recommend fast food breakfast but I'm pretty sure you slept through it and that trick doesn't work for anyone over like 23
>>34712628Start with toast thatll help then fry something else, or order some greasy rice and meat thing from your local chinese
>>34712631>choosing being single over mediocre partnersYes? Its better to be on your own than with someone whos mid. That goes for both genders. I'd rather lament that so many men still choose to sell themselves cheap because they think they have to.
>>34712635It helps.
>>34712485>woman suffers because she takes seriously what the gods made for rapeFTFY
>>34712635Yes or the piggle juice. Honestly though just call in sick and go back to sleep
>>34712614Game? Are you 12 and just read your first PUA book or watched your first Tate video? You're so fucking retarded if you think anyone can talk their way into fucking with "game" lol>rawrrr It's all about da game and how you play it, it's all about control and if you can take it, I am the game you don't wanna play me, I am control, no way you can change me XDYou fucking cringe retard
>>34712634Lucky. Today wasn't the hottest day this week.
>>34712512M, 23, NahTurned away a girl once because of it too, but I don't think I was missing out on much.
>>34712631I like how you purposefully twist women saying "It's better to be single than in a bad relationship" (which is true) into "WOMEN ONLY WANT TO DATE CHAD!" But that's to be expected from a "woman expert" who's only understanding of relationship is pop culture and social media.
>in a major glowup>go buy stuff for the grillout>get ultra-tsundered by the checkout qt instead of the usual quasi-flirtwagmi
>>34712643I don't have work I just loathe nausea
>>34712606Nta. It's the word "top". It feels like it's insinuating that we're evaluating them like used cars when it's more like buying art. Taste is subjective.
>>34712649Then yeah have some gatorade and some bland food like crackers or something, then go back to bed
>>34712634It was a little above 35c here a couple weeks ago. That's unusually hot though.
>>34712645>>34712655Hot.
>>34712644"Game" is just shorthand for learning how to flirt and emotionally engage with women, which is absolutely sensible and absolutely a requirement if you want to fuck and date women regularly. And as said over and over, anyone can fuck if they are of the right mind. Your looks at most dictate what category of women you are going to bone mostly.
>>34712596It is what it is. Ultimately her fault when she gets married to a guy who wants in-laws and drags her back to her parents lmao.
>>34712656It is. I'm lucky my house is completely in the shade.
>>34712652Well doesn't matter. I'm a shit painting and I'm already ruined
>>34712633Men gotta work on themselves to get a chance with mid women, but if a mid woman doesn't get a top guy right off the bat it's because men ain't shit and are too shallow and she's actually perfect and did nothing wrong.
Women, if you meet a guy who is a virgin in his 30s, doeas he give you that "I can fix him" feeling? Like the challenge of helping him bceome a truly confident plapmaster?
>>34712657nahI read some of the PUA garbage back when it was first brought in to public awareness. It's not about flirtation or empathy, it's about presupposition, verbal hypnosis techniques, and emotional manipulation via physical intimacy precursors.
>>34712635Eat something salty.
>>34712666>Women>Building a man instead of standing at the finish line picking winnersSomeone post that twitter screencap. You know the one I mean.
>>34712657I'm also nta but am on the same wavelength as the first guy who replied. I remember when pickup artists first got popular, and their thing was never dating advice, just emotional manipulation.
>>34712633>in your 30s when you're balding and your dick isn't as erect,Do you huff industrial fumes daily or something. Because if thats your state in your 30s, you aged like absolute shit.And yes, you do need to work on yourself to be above average if you're an average guy. You can also just get an average mid gf like most average guys do without any working on yourself, but you want to bang the hot bitches who do a lot for their appearance, so get off your ass. You seethe about not reciving 9/10s in your lap every day for being an unassuming milquetoast average guy with the social skills of soggy bread and the attitude of a 70 year old hag spinster. Thats not the play my man
>>34712663But it's nice to have a spot of sun, for the day's that aren't quite so hot.
>>34712672lol I misread his nah as nta.
>>34712512M 29forever single
>>34712672It was just a bunch of basic guildeines in order to not totally fuck up, and an instruction to get off your ass and try hitting on women instead of crying into your pillow. I'm not ashamed to say that it did save my ass ( or rather my dick), even though 85% of it is bullshit and should be disregarded.
>>34712633>in your 30s when you're balding and your dick isn't as erect,wtf lol? I'm 31 and my hairline has receded a little but my dick still works. I'm not an old man, just a man
>>34712647Okay but is it better if women are dumpsterdiving? Don't think so. Idk why you're offended by the notion of Chad? Maybe just shift tbe label to "top tier guy" or something
>>34712679The overwhelming majority of it was just a get laid quick scheme peddled to idiots, but I'm glad you got that out of it
>>34712673I don't care about 9/10s but even 3/10s look at me and scoff
should i buy a water filter pitcher
>>34712682I'm irritated by the black and white thinking. Men like you seem incapable of understanding that there are more categories of people beyond "the cream of the crop" and "utter trash". It's annoying.
Other men.In my mid-20s, how fast to full mast should my cock be? Should I see a boob and be fully erect in seconds? If I get up and take a 5 minute walk during sex (hypothetical), should I come back just as hard and jump right in? If I close my eyes and imagine sex, should my member boing up instantly?What is good erectile health?
>>34712687If the water where you live sucks, yes.
Women do you think it's hot how much men eat
>>34712683>get laid quick schemeYou don't need a scheme to get laid quick. You just need to talk to women and escalate towards sex until it works. This part of the Pick up thing absolutely holds up IRL. Getting laid is no big deal and not hard. Thats the core thought, and it is a healthy one. Also props to femanon for the charming comparison>>34712652 because thats what it is. Find the women who think (you) are hot, then bang them. Thats it.
>>34712512Male, 27No, and never will.
>>34712689You're thinking way too hard about this.>If I get up and take a 5 minute walk during sex (hypothetical), should I come back just as hard and jump right in?No, and no woman would expect you to. It's normal to not stay completely rock hard while you aren't getting your dick touched or fucking her, and she'd probably be happy to jerk you off for a second if you do go soft during a break for whatever reason.
>>34712699Sort of yes, I've been focusing on my sexual health a lot lately and erectile health is part of it. I looked on reddit but apparently they're all fuelled by microplastics and soi because half the answers seemed to be from guys with ED.
>>34712701Anon, please, just go outside, make friends and talk to women.
>>34712688What's so offensive about this notion? Do you want an average guy?
can men comfort women without trying to stick their dick in them?
>>34712706Yes.
>>34712703What's wrong with ensuring my cock works fine for my age?
>>34712512Mneveri'm too old.
>>34712705I literally just told you that the black and white thinking is irritating, not offensive. If you're going to ignore my words just to talk past me, I'm done talking to you.
>>34712707how
>>34712706Can we stop pretending that men and women can be friends without loving/boning each other?
>>34712708It undoubtedly does and you're just being a hypochondriac using the internet to spiral
>>34712712Talking, holding, helping in some regard (cleaning, cooking, doing some kind of favor, taking her somewhere she enjoys, etc.)
What do women think when they see two animals fuckin'?
I'm a woman. Earlier this year I started having a crush on a guy. At first I got really talkative with him and he seemed to like that a lot. Then my mind sabotaged me and I got really shy. In the past month or so I get extreme social anxiety around him and can't even smile when I talk to him. (He is in customer service and has to wait on me.) Is there a chance he knows I'm shy and like him, or does he think I don't like him anymore?Also how can I stop my body from doing this, it's some kind of extreme fight or flight response due to my avoidant nature.
>>34712711There's a group of guys you would date and a group of guys you wouldn't date. I can even say there's groups of people in between those based on spectrum of a certain criteria of how much they could change for you to say yes. Is this not true?
>>34712714>Doctor doctor, I'm worried that something is wrong with me, can you tellme what the norm is supposed to be?>Touch grass nigger. NEXT!Okay then.
>>34712706Yes, but family is your safest bet for that.
>>34712717I wonder why men see animals fucking and immediately think of how women react to it. kinda cuck coded and pathetic as usual for men
>>34712719>There's a group of guys you would date and a group of guys you wouldn't date.I don't think like this. It's more accurate to say that there are traits that would make me more interested in a guy and traits that would make me less interested in a guy. If you can't understand the nuance of this, that's on you not me.>I can even say there's groups of people in between those based on spectrum of a certain criteria of how much they could change for you to say yes. Is this not true?Uhh, look. I've only ever dated one guy, and I can guarantee you most men are not interested in making themselves appealing to a degenerate weeb girl with mental health problems. Also whether I'm interested in a guy or not is not based off of things that are "easily fixable". If I already dislike a guy, him wearing nicer clothes won't fix his rotten personality.
>>34712721>I'm worried that something is wrong with me, can you tell me what the norm is supposed to be?Your question was retarded. If your dick gets hard, it works.
Gender, will the next generation learn the truth?
In your opinion, what's the biggest problem with your own gender?
Do women like this physique
>>34712736MProbably the aggressivity and macho bullshit.
>>34712736MMany of us let our hedonistic tendencies set our standards far too low for ourselves and our partners.
>>34712622Also if any femanons want to post your uniform cosplays I will rate. On your craftsmanship of course
>>34712706comforting wholly performative bad-faith actors is insane
>>34712733It's not. If you need porn to get hard and cannot otherwise, your dick doesn't work. So what's the point where it's healthy? See sexy naked woman = hard quick always?
>>34712718>Is there a chance he knows I'm shy and like himI suppose. But he'd likely be a manwhore or already taken by an avoidant woman, since that's how he'd get the experience in mind reading.If a woman goes out of her way to talk to me, and then suddenly stops, I take it at face value. I figure she doesn't want to talk, so I respect that and leave her alone.
who are the high value atoga males
>>34712743That does unfortunately describe a handful of women I've met pretty well
>>34712736FMany girls are learning that it's acceptable to use your body to get stuff.
>>34712747My KDR is 3.1
>>34712747
>>34712747Define high-value.
>>34712736MEmotional illiteracy. Simping
>>34712741Bro, at least wait for Halloween.
>>34712751Why's that a problem?
>>34712751>learningProstitution is literally the oldest professionIt exists in species outside of humanIt's not a new thingIt's a nature thing
>>34712764*bonk*>>>/hornyjail/Bad gooner!
>>34712751I sometimes use my body (particularly my hands) to get stuff (from a shelf)
>>34712764...I hate you guys.
>>34712747>atogan>high value
>>34712731If you have attributes you look for, you are sorting guys out into dateability categoriesI never criticized women for doing this, just acknowledging the existence
WomenHow do I comfort you?
>>34712760I hope I've finally fucking learned what my standards are and that I'll never feel the need to simp again
>>34712731Not that autist, but>most men are not interested in making themselves appealing to a degenerate weeb girl with mental health problemsWhere do you think you are?
>>34712736MSimp ass niggas. Pussies basing their life around pussy
Can girls accept that their boyfriend has a small penis?
I Feel like I'm becoming more OCD and autistic as I get older
>>34712775stroke my hair and cheek and back like a cat and monologue without expecting me to respond
>>34712767>>34712770Not hearing an answer. Guy gets laid, girl gets what she wants. Low values of both genders win.
>>34712282>confront the fact they're just unattractiveThat's literally what incels are about
>>34712747Me
>>34712777nta Bro, this is not a total anime website. We have a professional wrestling board...
Clean your room, Femanon!
>>34712788I'm not going to bother debating you on this. You're not worth it. Claim you won if you like.
Women thoughts on hugging or cuddling and feeling his voice reverberating in his chest when he talks
I need a low value femanon to match my low value
>>34712797I NEED this
Okay, you win, atoga, I booked an escort for tomorrow to get better at sex.
>>34712775Cook for me
>>34712796There wasn't a "debate", this isn't a presidential race, you just refused to elaborate.
Why does being bridal carried feel so good?
>>34712810Same reason doing the carrying feels so good.
>>34712806Report back. I intend to do the same, if dating apps don't work out after my move.
>two new 'mongers ittSad!
>>34712812That's not an answer
>>34712809nta You seriously can not even fathom how that would be a bad thing?
>>34712820Okay, I'd say it has something to do with being provided for and providing then.
>>34712787I'm terrible at monologuing. Like, the worst.>>34712807I'm a terrible cook too.
>>34712810Because you have a grrr oooh aaah big and strong man to protect you. It's like you're sitting in a fortress
>>34712766I never understood how prostitution was the oldest profession. To exchange sex for goods, a male will have needed to produce goods in the first place. Even amongst animals, it is either mutual intercourse or the male has produced something that the female exchanges sex for.
How do you personally provide?
>>34712821Men get laid, women get things. Everybody wins.Unless you really want people to all keep it in their pants.
>>34712827The meaning we're meant to draw from that phrase, I'm pretty sure, is that access to sex was used as humanity's first form of currency
>>34711630>i hate women. they ignore me and are generally bad rude people that dont work on themselves. they wasted my life by sucking. i yelled and two the n word on my way to work then yelled at another on a bike.Next mass shooter spotted.
>>34712829Get a job bitch, I ain't your dad.
>>34712766Wouldn't it actually be a hunter or gatherer? Or a toolmaker?That's a thing Rudyard Kipling said in a 1889 story and psuedos just parrot it as fact.
>>34712829I don't make a lot of money but also don't have much debt and could probably let a woman live in my house for free at this point in my life. I have a career and hobbies; shit to talk about. I like to support women's hobbies and their own friendships as well.I'm an emotionally intelligent and available person who wants to commit to someone who can commit to him.
>>34712840Maybe it's the oldest surviving profession?
>>34712832How does that even work? Wouldn't food have been the first currency?
>>34712829I like to cook, make a bunch and have a passive income stream opening soon.
>>34712747>who are the high value atoga malesThere's a guy that's hooked up with like 4 different femanons, so probably him.
>>34712847How does that happen?
>>34712736MFatnessObnoxious/LoudnessDouchebag DrivingThirst/Desperation
>>34712840>>34712827You're getting stuck on the schematics here
>>34712844We still have hunters and gatherers. Try again to defend your point.
>>34712829shan't be providing
>>34712851Meant semantics btw
>>34712849I'm not sure, be Chad I guess.
>>34712845It's an admittedly flimsy defense of my point but I think the cynical undercurrent of that phrase is that everybody got along until Those Damn Whores ruined everything
>>34712829I'm a punching bag on /atoga/.
>>34712859Thank you for your service.
>>34712857Not really as posting pictures of yourself isn't really thing here. What I wonder more is how this is possible if you're posting Anon.
Women, are you getting plapped this weekend?
Why would you fuck a femanon from here?
>>34712852I guess we do have hunters. But professional gatherers?
>>34712867We have a lot in common
>>34712865Cuck post
>>34712868What is farming?
>>34712870Nope. I myself am probably plapping tomorrow.
>>34712873Your hand doesn't count
>>34712865In about twenty minutes.
>>34712868Anyone that harvests or forages anything is a gatherer.
>>34712867There's definitely some hot ones
Is your foidbody waiting too?
>>34712875And you're on here instead of prepping?
Imagine you pick up a duck and it poops on your hand
>>34712875Is that your commute?
>>34712869One would think so
>>34712871Farming is definitely a distinct separate profession from pre-agricultural gatherers.
>>34712882Yikes, gtg to wash my hands then
>>34712882Reminds me of a saying my grandpa would say: "slicker than shit through a goose"
>>34712867Because I want a misandrist gf
>>34712893Misandrist women are for the streets, there's genuinely no hope for them
>>34712893Brown misandrist gf who chastises me for being a straight white male while bent over with her ass in the air.
>>34712896You could not possibly be more wrong.
Why are women like this?
>>34712867If shes hot and mentally stableThough I seriously wonder how people meet/hookup from this site. I assume everyone is hundreds to thousands of kliometres away from me.
>>34712898I mean truly misandristic women who see men as resources at best, not teehee kill all men but fuck me also
>>34712900nta there's an unusually high amount of anons that all live in New York.
>>34712906Is there really? I'm moving there soon
>>34712899A girl friend is different than a girlfriend.
Femanons, do you ever abuse your moid?
>James Bond and Gala Brand are hiding inside some heat vent>somebody pumps hot steam into the vent>Bond tells Gala to hug him and let the steam run next to them>they both get burned and wet because of the steam>it's supposed to be sexy because there's intimacy, pain and wetness involvedDo moids really find this shit hot? It's fucking creepy
>>34712911Yes, move to Westchester
>>34712914Men are retarded and mentally ill
>>34712914Steam is hot yes
>>34712881I've been ready since noon. Need to distract myself with my phone.>>34712883He was out and he's coming home.
>>34712906How is having a lot of people from the most populous city in the USA unusual or surprising at all
>>34712915I considered it, but I'm going to Brooklyn. I looked at Troy and Albany as well for a bitI lived out by the Finger Lakes for a few years, around the turn of the millennium. Liked it out there, lots of pretty scenery
>>34712921I'd just think there'd be more things to do in New York than hang out on /atoga/.
Okay atoga let's organize a meetupGenderWhere are you from?
I've met 2 anons from here by pure chance on the street irl. Scared the shit out of me
>>34712928MI will not meet up with you, but I live in Oklahoma
>>34712928Why would I want to meet up with you? Why are you wanting to know where I am? That's creepy. Stop being creepy.
MenLeft or right woman?
>>34712928M, soon to be Norf Carolina
>>34712928MUtah
>>34712914Ain't nobody ever read this shit before
!! huge birdwatching W today just saw a red-bellied woodpecker
>>34712928MEast Europe, kek
>atoga meet up is 99 dudes and 1 extremely mentally ill woman
>>34712390I don't think it'd walk fast, cows are very chill creatures unless you hurt or danger them.And I hope you won't do that...
>>34712942It's one of the most popular moid book series ever madeI read it because I want to know moids
>>34712912Not really
the men would rape and theyre from socially dead flyover states so they're def spergs
>>34712928F France
>>34712945Do you live in the northeast?
>>34712914Yes he should have turned into a werewolf and raped her so it would have aroused you more
>>34712950nta I've only read Casino Royale and The Spy Who Loved Me. I'd never seen so many designer brand names dropped in a novel before until I read the latter and enjoyed the former even though it's total cheesecake
>>34712948Gangbang?
>>34712950nta nobody reads the James Bond books nowdays, they just watch the movies. Precisely because they all have creepy stuff like that.
The only james bond I watched was casino royale because the intro song and animation is cool.
>>34712954Let me guessUntouched bush and pits?
>>34712955Nah, I'm in southern flyover town, north of Texas.I first saw him a couple of days ago. Lived here for like five years and iirc he's only the second I've seen on the big tree in my backyard. huge birdwatching W as I said
>>34712938The middle ground.
>>34712958I mixed up latter and former in this post because I'm retarded also
>>34712962No...I mean, do you wear a cowboy hat all the time?
>>34712958>The Spy Who Loved MeThat's the only Bond novel that was supposed to be for the female audience. Ian Fleming came up with an idea for the plot and hired a female ghostwriter to write it>>34712956>moid not thinking about raping women for 5 minutes challenge
>>34712963Nice. Do you ever leave out seed or blocks or whatever for them?
>>34712950I never heard of it, also boomerslop also anglo glowniggeryIf you want a crash course on moids, take the two hours and Watch the 1982 Conan movie. It won't teach you everything, but its a good starting point.
>>34712961Goldfinger, From Russia with Love and On Her Majesty's Secret Service are my favsMoonraker is also a guilty pleasure of mine.
>>34712954Go to bed, Femanon!
>>34712967>NoDo you want me to wear a cowboy hat? That's a Texas thing
>>34712975The names are always so cool
>>34712969Oh no way, I didn't realize that was ghostwritten. Explains why I enjoyed it a lot more probably haha
>>34712953you should abstain from recreational drugs and leave wherever you are for somewhere else
>>34712938That's a man
>>34712689M19i dont even get erections anymore, even to porn
What's a foid movie series that's popular among them?
>>34712969Women are reading so much smut it's actually caused book sales to go up so don't act like it's us that is thinking about rape
>>34712979And the theme songs, and the costumes, the cars, the art direction, the acting, etc. True classics, great films
men and women can actually be friendswe even have specific words for friends of the opposite gendergirlFRIEND and boyFRIENDalthough we usually limit ourselves to having just one of these
>>34712977It's only a little past 10 here.
>>34712829I don't, thats why i'm a khhv incel
>>34712969>foid not projecting her consuming thirst to get raped by Chad for 5 minutes challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
>>34712953>socially dead flyover statesYou would think this would have had more of an effect on me but no, not really. I get along with city mice pretty well every time I hang out with them, even strangers.
>>34712983Jeez what happened?
>>34712967That's only really a Texan or rural thing. You rarely get people in like New York wearing cowboy hats.
>>34712985Romance FOREVERR!!!!!11
>>34712928MGermany
>>34712928FNetherlands. I’m not going anywhere
>>34712994depression i guess. ive become a disgusting slob that cant do anything, masturbate, eat, laundry, etc.
>>34712979M Yeh, if you're in third grade...
>>34712988>men and women can actually be friendsoooookay but why would that be desirable?
>cowboysWhat about bullgirls? What do they do?
>>34712928FPolandI'm not meeting up with you
>>34713003I'm a 30 year old 3rd grader
>>34712984Hunger Games.
>>34712985Foids, what should I write about to get rich from your messed up kinks?
MenHow big is your penis
>>34712967I live in the stereotypically cowboy behatted part of the country, and I see a lot more baseball caps than cowboy hats. I will occasionally see guys who own cattle ranches wearing cowboy hatsYou do see a fair amount of cowboy boots even with the guys who wear baseball caps, though
>>34713012for me it's how small
>>347130126.5" long and 5" around. Nosy
>>34713006Are you the one that gave us a borscht recipe once?
>>34713004I dunno, ask those normalfag weirdos who have a girlfriend or a boyfriend
>>34713014Thats kind of sad. You guys should also restore the laws that allows people to have High Noon shootouts and stuff. That was a lot cooler, and it probably reduces the need to bomb other countries too.
>human right this>human right thatHOW ABOUT MY BASIC HUMAN RIGHT TO RAM THIS 7.5INCH DICK DOWN A FOIDS THROAT AND THEN WATCH ROME ON HBO?
>>34713012About 8 inches online
>>34712271>Men,>How much would you pay to knock a chick up and have her carry and nurse your baby until it's weened?I would pay money to prevent this from happening.
>>34713003How can you read a title like The Man with the Golden Gun and not get at least a little interested fuck off
remember the maine to hell with spain
Shark week is coming up. Femanons, do you have a special shark guy in mind? Maybe pic related?
>>34712928>meeting up with anyone from 4chan after the /k/ brownie inncidentmslovenia>>34712954BONJOUR BONJOUR
>>34713006MFair enough>t. бeлopyc
Has shark week ever coincided with truck month before?
>>34712296>Women, how would you feel about hordes of sub Saharan Africans coming into your country, slaughtering the native men, and taking you as a rape slave?I'd feel it was a big improvement.
>>34712954Would you ever date les africans?
>>34713017NoI mean I can make a borscht but I'm pretty sure it's a European dish, not exclusively Polish
>>34713023OH... I thought you meant the female character names. Like Pussy Galore and stuff. My bad.
>>34713020>ROME ON HBOPatrician taste.
>>34713027>/k/ brownie incidentthat was debunked, guy was joking, also it was like 15 years ago
I am at the point in my life where all I want is a group of online friends to hypercompetently run blackrock depths to farm mats, and occasionally help a guest complete the quests.
where are the fit men
>>34713039yo
>>34712318It's to do with the fact that exterminating all life on the planet is probably a bad thing.
>>34713019It's funny you bring that up. The town I'm from was home to one of the last noteworthy instances of vigilante justice in the old American west.The gun laws in my state are comically lax. You can buy a semi-automatic rifle from a private seller (i.e., literally anyone who owns a gun) without any paper trail, for cash, so long as you and the seller are both over the age of 21.>and it probably reduces the need to bomb other countries too.That will never happen so long as DC is a hotbed of traitors, but I digress.
>>34713027is alizee popular on 4chan
>>34713040post abs
>>34713017I think that was an actual Russian. She was nice, had chickens.
hi anons! can you give me advice?>>34711771
>>34713037I'm not taking chancesBV would fuck with the food for sure or something
>>34712363>hey anons! how does one plan a wedding?Hire a wedding planner.
>>34713043everyone likes her, except fat women and retarded gays
>>34713048on a budget...
>>34713047the local news will know it as the mass drugging and raping incident between random 4channer cultists in the united states
>>34712375>your bf lost his sex drive>it wasn't a serious medical issue causing itPick one.
>>34712914So... just a bit more hardcore cuddles? Is that really more creepy than this, assuming the woman already likes him?
>>34713020Thats violating the NAP>>34713030Hey! What did we ever do to you?>>34713044NTA but I can post my inverse abs
how can i make my bf believe im cool and seduce him? he loves me like you would love a downsyndrome puppy with aids
>>34713050Don't have a wedding? Just go to city hall or whatever and do paperwork.
>>34712392>can you post an example of a moustache that you don't dislike?
>>34713058watch some porn and do what those girls do. Bonus points if you can find out the kind of porn he watches.
>>34713054You don't think men can lose interest in sex?
European anons needs to go to bed! Sleep is good for your mental health!
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBrKSKME3Zc
>>34713039On >>>/fit/ presumable.
Drank choccy milk at 10pm. heh
>>34712410>Rejection can be as traumatic as rape.Could someone rape this guy and shut him up?
>>34713063I cant, Connor is fighting tonight
>>34713061thanks, but ive already watched tons of porn and im really bad at sex...
>>34713012Four inches.
>>34713068you reminded me i should have agrilled che todya
>>34713065Mmozarts requiemI watched amadeus again
>>34713070>Guards! Rape this man, at once!
>>34713079Did you just have a stroke?
>>34713058how can i appear cool instead of cute and stupid? that should have been my question
>>34713063I'm legit so fucking tired I just slept a little bit already. My sleeping rythm is toast, and I do feel it. Its pretty weird turning in early ona saturday night of all days, but I've got nothing going on today and I'm too tired to go out on my own.
>>34713084nope. hopefull y not
>>34713084Heart attack most likely.
>>34712935Story?
>>34713058Don't bother trying to be cool and just seduce him. He will ironically think that's pretty cool probably
She's like an autumn wind that weaves between the neighborhood homes
>>34712431Most women are only attracted to about 20% of men, but it's a different 20% for each woman.
>>34712935You must live in a major city otherwise wtf
>>34713060All you have to do is look like Tom Selleck
>>34713060A shame. Mine is equally thick but goes downwards
>>34713088>yAre you Spanish?
>>34713091but how T_The will just laugh and call me cute when i try to seduce him!!
>>34713065Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY
>>34713065M (not the opposite gender sorry)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43QSRsqG9Cw
>>34712935How would you even know? Were they wearing Pepe merch or...
>>34713060I can grow this mustache but don't have the whole being a ripped celebrity actor thing going on
>>34713100Are you short?
>>34713006>F>PolandThe infamy!
>>34713093not true... i just like man that aren't muslim or indian or into sports or evilno, actually i just like my man
Foids, why do you like >him?Moids, why do you like >her?
>>34713065Rory in early 20s
>>34713110>him?>her?Are you into troons?
>>34713043Yeah, moids think she's cute.
>>34713107i am taller than him but also 9 years younger and kinda stupid. i want him to see me as a cool woman
>>34713100Wear clothes he thinks are sexy and aggressively, shamelessly try to fuck him. It's that EZ
>>34713024>remember the maine to hell with spainFalse flag
>>34713118You're taller than him. That's not cool enough?
>>34712687>should i buy a water filter pitcherYes. Tap water tastes better without the chlorine.
>>34713110Because she has an amazing voice, and beautiful smile, and a sexy body.
>>34712717>What do women think when they see two animals fuckin'?"Gay porn."
>>34712718>Is there a chance he knows I'm shy and like him, No.>or does he think I don't like him anymore?Yes.
>>34713043Yes, moids like masturbating to her lust provoking "dance"
>>34713110ok he is:+ kind, sweet, nice+ mature, smart, interesting, cool, funny+ handsome, hot+ not into sports+ shy, nerdy, artsy+ loving, caring, committedthere is way more stuff...
I started eating my kiwis with a big spoon instead of a tea spoon.I have no clue why it took me several decades to realize it's the superior way.
>>34713110I don't like anybody right now, but I liked the last woman because she was said she wanted stuff I also wanted, was very clever, funny and charming, was beautiful, and fun to spend to time with
>>34712783>Can girls accept that their boyfriend has a small penis?Only if he doesn't have a hang-up about it.
>>34713058Girls on here have the goofiest insecurities
>>34713119i already did this, practically raped him. he finds it funny...T^T
>>34713130what makes something a 'dance' vs a dance?
>>34713110Mlook at her
>>34713122no. i find shorter man extremly cool
>>34713118Woah
>>34712867>Why would you fuck a femanon from here?The one I'm fucking is seriously hot, and I love her.
>>34713058>kittroon hands
>>34713110She's talked me through problems I've been going through a few times for absolutely nothing in return, we've got a few overlapping hobbies, and she's beautiful.
>>34713044post tits first
>>34713145Congratulations.
>>34712928M. London.
>>34713043literally who?
>>34713146i am not kittenposter, how dare you call me a libtard -_-
>>34713146NTA. Kp is a virgin
>>34712867If I somehow married a woman who posted here, I'd fuck her afterwards.
>>34712867she was super cute and just the right amount of retarded
>>347130127"x5.5"
>>34713137i know, im so goofy T_T
>>34713152French pop star from the 90s.
>>34713159ew
>>34713070So you agree that it's not that bad?
>>34713012>Men>How big is your penisA perfect size for my gf. (She's kind of snug).
>>34713156What's the right amount of retarded?
>>34713156you sound like my bf imma kms
>>34713070If any of you could resist taking the bait he'd stop almost immediately
why isn't anyone posting? you are making me feel lonely
>>34713062>You don't think men can lose interest in sex?Permanently? Without there being a medical issue? No. Temporarily, sure, but that's fixable.
>>34713145How's you land her?
Just a narc man looking for his BPD girlie
>>34713172How'd*
The wave of despair crashes over the hull and spills onto the deck once again
anons. seriously. how can a girl be cool? i dont want to be retarded anymore. im sad
>>34713012My size is perfect, definitely boyfriend dick
>>34713176what the fuck is this supposed to mean!? why is everyone being cryptic today?
>>34713110>Moids, why do you like >her?She's sexy, sweet, romantic, and completely unfiltered.
>>34713179Not big enough to have fun with, but big enough that you had to spend 3 months getting to what others got in 3 hours.
>>34713178Honestly, you can be cool by not caring about how cool you seem to others.
>>34713178You can't. Accept your lot in life, being adorkable.
>>34713178I want a wholesome, cute girl. The "cool girls" end up cheating.
>>34713183but i am boring. i need a facade. i just love sleeping. thats it. i dont have an aesthetic, i am not interesting nor knowledgeable nor mysterious
>>34713178What does cool even mean to you?
>>34713178If you grab him by the dick and dress sexily you're already a lot cooler than many women, who think they are too cool to do that for their bfs
>>34713182She's just not a very sexual person
>>34713171Pretty sexist world view
>>34713178Women don't have to be "cool". Simply exist.
>>34713182>>34713190kek
>>347131904u
>>34713187>i need a facadeHe's your boyfriend. You're supposed to be able to connect with him authentically.
>>34713178girls are by default cool unless horrifyingly obese and life is out of control
>>34713184i refuse! i want to have kids. i need to be mature.>>34713185i am more insecure and chaotic than wholesome, anon>>34713188someone profound, opinionated, intellectual, with many hobbies and interests, artsy, with a personality... just like him. my bf is awesome. i want to be like him, at his level
>>34712821Not gonna explain why it's bad, trad larper?
>>34713187You're projecting what turns you on
>>34713189grab him by the dick? he doesen't like my handjobs much 2bh...
>>34713201I can't imagine you're any older than like 20 jfc
>>34713193but... it's not a need, it's a want. i don't like to bore him
>>34713172>How's you land her?That we met was a happy coincidence: on here I mentioned a place I go walking sometimes, and she said "oh, I live near there, do you want to chat?" It went on from there.As for why we like each other... I'm a great believer in the idea that everyone is crazy, so instead of trying to find someone who isn't, you need to look for someone whose craziness meshes with yours without causing any damage. She and I are a good example: we're both insane, but in ways that fit together.
>>34713202I miss when anons would be called tradcucks over wanting basic shit like monogamy
>>34713206isn't life funny
>>34713201>profound, opinionated, intellectual, with many hobbies and interests, artsy, with a personalityThen do those things.
>>34713197you are right, i guess im stuck with being me, then>>34713200life out of control but not obese
>>34713209You aren't. Men are simple, stop worrying.
>>34713201You can be the adorkable mommy. But learn to cook.
>>34713165I'm single so its not him>>34713164dunno, ask her, she was perfect
>>34713206i am 20, yes
What's the one thing you've revisited from your childhood and found to be still as good if not better than you remember?
>>34713178unironically partake in male oriented hobbies
>>34713128Is it fixable?
>>34713211Casual sex: Heckin' empowering.Casual sex for a reason: Nooooo stop!
>>34713187Some people like boring. It's comfortable.
>>34713178be competent, confident, intelligent but not a square, moderately good looking but not too much or else you'll just be "hot" and not cool
>>34713214put in effort incrementally where you can to make your life more in control. how much is your life out of control anyways? are you in school?
>>34713213i used to search on WikiHow. i seriously attempted to be mysterious at HS. i dunno where to get a fucking guide. i guess i should read more and spend less time on 4chan
>>34713210Europe? How long have you guys been together
>>34712271You how much I would pay to NOT habe that shit happen, right?
>>34713202Ok, what's to stop them from want more and more stuff?
>>34713192NTA.Men should want to win. Having a lot of sex with many women is a biological victory (even if you rubber up, your brain still perceives it as a victory). Ergo if you don't want it, you are defective.
>>34713227You're not making any sense.
>>34713215maybe yes>>34713216my dad won't let me cook
>>34713178wear a leather jacket, smoke cigarettes, and sell illegal guns out of your car or something
>>34713220Over the garden wall
>>34713231Nothing, and then they put out more.Why is wanting stuff and using your means of getting it bad?
>>34713234Get a job. Move out.
>>34713234>my dad won't let me cookWhy? Did you try once and end up burning water?
>>34713221i wanted to get into warhammer 40k and vidya
>>34713241Why didn't you?
>>34713235ATF siege speedrun any%
>>34713241so why dont you?
>>34713220sao
>>34713222>Is it fixable?If you talk to him, sure.
>>34713220Toy Story 3.
>>34713241Play space Marine and do both at the same time
>>34713225this is a complex set of instructions. fuck it. ill resign to be myself
>>34713243okay sell legal guns then idk
>>34713228>Europe?Yeah.>How long have you guys been togetherA bit over two and a half years.
>>34713249That's the spirit
>>34713226i studied computer science but gave up. i'll be a nurse because ai can't replace that. he suggested it and i think it's a decent idea. i can bare gore
>>34713241>i want to be cool>lame nerd shit
>>34713227Are you the one that we got to lick someone's glasses?
I ate over half a fucking kg of cherries this evening.I am about to have to shit for the 4th time...
>>34713210>I'm a great believer in the idea that everyone is crazy, so instead of trying to find someone who isn't, you need to look for someone whose craziness meshes with yours without causing any damageTook me over thirty years to learn that. The only people who pretend to not be crazy are NPCs. Who in turn only become interesting once you know them well enough that the crazy comes out.
men, which is more important to you, good hips or good tits?
>>34713256I heard that grilled cheese helps with that
>>34713254NTAMoids think nerd shit is cool, women think high status shit is cool.
>>34713258Hips can be fixed naturally, tits can't.Come here, titcow.
>>34713239i am moving with him soon>>34713240he is obsessive and doesn't let my mom cook either
>>34713237It's bad when people flip and condemn them for their actions.
>>34713256>I ate over half a fucking kg of cherries this evening.That's how Zachary Taylor died, dude.
>>34713256Bruh, aren't they poisonous at those doses?
>>34713242>>34713244i am playing space marines 2 with him and watched lore videos, but i need to learn way more
>>34713262>he is obsessive and doesn't let my mom cook eitherIs he even a good cook? Are you that same person whose dad wasn't letting them get a job or go to college?
>>34713220>What's the one thing you've revisited from your childhood and found to be still as good if not better than you remember?Bagpuss.Also classic "Doctor Who", seasons 12-14.
>>34713253You'll handle more old men shitting themselves than gore. You wanna stick rubber tubes up their peepees too?
>>34713260lame nerds think lame nerd shit is coolwarhammer? cool? seriously? holy fucking reddit. if a girl was into warhammer she's either autistic and/or a dude. neither of which are cool.
>>34713254-_->>34713255lmfao poor girl, you people are evil
>>34713258Neither really. If I must choose, I'd go with hips. But lips are what actually drives me wild.
>>34713264>The identity and source of Taylor's illness are the subject of historical speculation (see below), although it is known that several of his cabinet members had come down with a similar illness.[151]Eh.>>34713266lol no, I am not esting the pits.
>>34713254thisyou should be doing real adult hobbies not playing fucking video gamestotal gameroid death
>>34713258Hips. Want you with some widthAlso hip dips being unattractive are a meme
>>34713268he isn't a great cook and always cooks the same crap.my dad really wants me to go to college, not the same person
>>34713273let me guess, tight, pink and hairless?
>>34713258hips are great but if i had to choose id pick tits. they're simply more front and center
>>34713271See? You're status obsessed like a woman.
>>34713276Low quality image, this one is better.
>>34713281most men are simply not attracted to trannies
>>34713270hell no, thats disgusting. i wouldn't work with old people tho...
>>34713278I didn't mean those lips. And I like a landing strip or trimmed bush.
>>34713258Hips
>>34713271hey. nerds are cool. sports are lame
>>34713258Voice and face are more important than both.But between those two, maybe boobies. Most shapes and sizes of both are hot though.
>>34713260>women think high status is cool>date drug dealers, felons, rapists, and ugly bastards
>>34713285You... you want to be a nurse... but not work with old people? :/
>>34713258>men, which is more important to you, good hips or good tits?Tits, definitely.
>>34713292>ugly bastardsYou guys say this and yet I'm single
>>34713289>this infantile low iq interest is better than that infantile low iq interest
>>34713293yeah, not like an old people nurse... more like take blood samples or something? i dunno how this works 2bh, it was his idea
>>34713258Hips. Tits do almost nothing to me though I appreciate Christina Hendricks aesthetic
>>34713271being more interested in the perception of an activity rather than the merits of said activity is a wildly feminine and juvenile trait desu
>>34713295you gotta put yourself o
>>34713297Pediatric nurse?
>>34713296what is a mature high iq interest?
>>34713299what merits does buttonmashing and looking at a screen haveyes i'm a hypocrite by being here
And as hunger turns prey into predator, so too shall it turn man to beast
>>34713302i have no idea. maybe
TikTok ensured zoomer girls have 0 patience, and the shite dating advice provided by old hags result in them having negative patience.
>>34713258Hips definitely. Legs might be higher up on the list than hips too
>>34713303deciding on what hobby you will oartake in because it's a "mature high iq interest" is something nobody intelligent would ever do to begin with
>>34713303Fine cigars, whisky, cars, investments, business
>>34713305i dont think it has any, im just calling you a faggot
>>34713303actually playing a sportany outdoor activity, camping hunting fishing etc.making art, writingreally just building/creating anythingsimply being a consumer of media is low iq
>>34713303Rape and murder.
holy shit, i have no fucking hips. how do i fix it? you guys are freaking me out. i have a childish looking body with a bit of tits
>>34713253nursing is a good career. stressful but there's always space for a nurse in the country.why'd you give up cs? really didn't like it? i guess also it's probably not the ideal time to get into it for work maybe
>>34713317post body so we can judge, likely you just have body dysmorphia and look fine
>>34713317Get someone into loli then.
How has Covid had an effect on you?
>>34713317don't worry, moids like that, body dysmorphia anon
>>34713303DDLG
>>34713285Hippocratic oath baby, you can't deny any patient treatment. Finger the geezer.
>>34713253If your CS job can be replaced by AI, it would be shipped off to India before the decade is out anyhow.
>>34713317The best body is whatever is in my arms
>women really be like OH NOO MY HIPS ARENT AS WIDE AS MEWTWOS AND I DONT HAVE A THIGH GAP THAT A PERSON CAN FALL DOWN INTO LIKE BOARDING A TRAIN NO MAN WILL EVER LOVE ME WAAAAGHbitch please
>>34713322Mit's had no effect reallyi notice even now people still keep more distance when standing in line than before
>>34713317Kittenposter shitting her diapers again already?
>>34713315What about consuming knowledge?
>>34713325Is DDLG just "oh daddy fuck me" or diapers and pacifiers "goo goo ga ga"?
>>34713312makes sense. the thing is, i am dumb. thats why im asking>>34713313alcohol and smoking is mature? i want to start an etsy art business but dunno how>>34713315i want to do pilateswe want to campi love crafts and suck at writing the funny thing is according to some iq test, i have a 133 iq lmfao
>>34713336>diapers and pacifiers "goo goo ga ga"?That's extreme ageplay. Or I guess just diapershit.
>>34713258All of the above. But if I like the girl, I'll like her tits and hips :D>>34713276I didn't even know hip dips existed until you mentioned them. Who the hell would give a fuck about that?>>34713317Small hips or no hips are good, too! :D
>>34713317Exercise
>>34713334no. being "well read" but doing nothing practical with it is useless. especially philosophy. i have more respect than somebody who only reads romance and YA novels than someone who reads philosophy
>>34713338so what do you do? shit yourself in a diaper?
>>34713321i hate pedos
>>34713317
>>34713325Lmao. Epstein pilled
>>34713322Delivery people still refuse to knock on my door. This is mildly irritating.
>>34713344LOL
>>34713339Some of you fuckers need to get a grip, what's the point of all this glazing and coddling
>>34713344meanwhile men with 4 inch dicks and faces that look like fantasy monsters will be offended if literal models wont date thembiology is funny
>>34713342No?I am not into scat and piss.It's about powerplay for me and the women usually too. They want a caring figure of authority.
>>34713319promise me you won't call me an attention whore. also, i will clearly wear clothes on the pic
Yellow.
>>34713322That was when the world fell off the cliff. And it still hasn't recovered.
>>34713317Post hips
>>34713253>I can handle goreYeah that’s cool but are you willing to wipe ass and clean shit
>>34713357you're already past the point of attentionwhore if you're posting a picture of your body
Going to events without your so when you have a so is sad
>>34713341>being "well read" but doing nothing practical with it is useless. especially philosophy. i have more respect than somebody who only reads romance and YA novels than someone who reads philosophyWhat's "practical" about reading romance and YA novels? What if you just like to read some shit? >>34713353>glazingShut the fuck up, you worthless zoomer faggot.
>>34713319Disliking your body at a baseline isnt "body dysmorphia" good lord you fucking zoomers need a diagnosis for everything
Women, if your hypothetical moid smelled like grapefruit and clean laundry would that be pleasant
>>34713253do you faint from bad smells? you should also consider that.
>>34713371Sure
>>34713355>It's about powerplay for meNTA. What do you mean?
>>34713365Aw, poor little simp
>>34713377Could you do it any quicker?
>>34713377chocolate gf...
Alright lads, what’s the verdict?Is she a hiplet?
>>34713377Why are you black
>>34713379isn't letting me
>>34713367It kinda is. Not liking a couple of things, sure, ok. Everything? Might as well just troon out.
>>34713377wait why aren't you white
Bruh.
>>34713377How tall are you
>>34713377>completely standard body for a woman >neurotic meltdowncalled itwomen would not survive 15 minutes if they had to deal with a small dick/balding/manletism lmfao
>>34713336>diapers and pacifiers "goo goo ga ga"?That's AB/DL. Completely different.
>>34713381She's got shape but she's just narrow in general >>3471338360 second cooldown newfag
>>34713376O_oerm, okay?????
>>34713383>she doesn’t know you have to wait at least 60 secondsnewfag
>>34713364Being codependent is sad.
>>34713336>Is DDLG just "oh daddy fuck me" It's far more than that. >or diapers and pacifiers "goo goo ga ga"?But nothing whatever to do with that.
>>34713389It's actually UNREAL how many women are like this online.>normal body>OH MY GOD MEN HATE ME
>>34713377Why do you have such short nails...
>>34713377
>>34713398i play guitar
>>34713391>>34713396I got the two mixed up, my bad bro.
>>34713336It’s a spectrum
>>34713397Hey, you guys have it too. Porn fucked us all up.
>>34712899I should get this for my sister on her birthday
>>34713371Yes and no respectively.
Is it really any different than guys saying in 5'7 it's over
>>34713220Sex
>>34713357i wont, idk about anybody else
>>34713372yeah, i hate bad smells. i can wear a clip on my nose tho
moids, how do you feel abt a girl into diapers (no ageplay involved)?what if she uses them for convenience?
It's all play here don't take it too personally.
>>34713408Interesting but unexpectedWhat about in tandem
>>34713375Kind of what I said above, being a caring figure of authority. Can "the daddy", but also other things like a teacher, boss or priest.
>>34713404True.>>34713410Bias tells me that 5'7 is worse but you're probably right.
>>34713367it is if your the subjects of your dislikes dont exist and youre delusional
>>34713389i've always felt like i didn't have a womanly body and suffered a lot because i got my period at almost 16
>>34713415Says who? That could be bad for morale.
Fucking meme gender
>>34713404not the same bud
Did 4 band pullups this shit is so fucking hard
>>34713416i would lose all respect for her and disregard her humanity
>>34713416does she do drugs?
>>34713425>falling for ragebaitLiteracy is wasted on you
>>34713426How the fuck is it not?
>>34713377you're literally hot wtf
>>34713431no, why do u ask
>>34713425why do you doomscroll ragebait and shit it here for us to look at
>>34713317hipletswhen will they learn
>>34713407please don't kek
>>34713377Cute but needs to be filled out more
>>34713428It will get easier, then it will get harder again and the cycle will continue
>>34713425Nice of her to include barefeet for the fetishists.
>>34713435some people wear dippers to do drugs. don't date swifties either please
>>34712264Femanons here have said they were grey panties period, why not wear red instead? Seems like it would be no-brainer.
Women, how would you respond to your brother getting you the card in >>34712899 for your birthday?
Don't people with 4chanx basically have that image up forever
>34713377pls be my gf
>>34713416Do you want me to fuck you in them?
>>34713441I should grow a stache like this
>>34713364Loser bf alert
>>34713441yeah, i got a bit chubbier lately because i concluded the same but my hips still are narrow. I might loose weight again.
Someone posted her nudes and I missed it :(How will I goon now
>>34713433men have it worse
>>34713458It wasn't nudes.
>>34713433>woman has insecurity>people will still like her in spite or even because of it>man has insecurity>having an insecurity at all gives women the ick, much less the actual thing he's insecure about
>>34713446period blood looks brown when dried.
>>34713449i dont but i just clicked it and it sent me to the archive where it will remain for all eternity basicallyit's not a bad photo tbqh
>>34713447i would laugh, but feel uncomfortable
>>34713463all blood doesi remember my dad injured himself at work and he wrote "i feel pretty" on the wall there and it was there for years
>>34713457You ain't anywhere close to chubby
>>34713458It's in the archive and it's not nudes, you fucking newshit.
>>34713457surely you mean relatively from your previous weight because you're not chubby at all you damn woman
>>34713457You are normal and I'd rail the shit out of you, now shut up about it.
>>34713461nta I love insecure guys. It's fun watching them squirm.
Today, for me, was one of the most exciting days of any neckbeard's life. I figured out the magic system for my totally original fantasy writing project
i want moid kissies
>>34713475as a fantasy, which you will never ever actually engage in IRL
Is it hard eating pussy if she has a wild bush?
>>34713457bitch you have a bmi of 18 max
>>34713472thats a pic from half a year ago. now i weigh like 4 kilos more but still have no hips. i didn't have any recent pictures without baggy clothes
>>34713471okok Ill get back to lurking. No need to get your panties in a knot
>>34713481Not really imo.
>>34713478>other foid posts her self so kittenposter has to come back and get our attention againLol
>>34713476what are the basics of it? i used to make fantasy settings and had a couple of magic systems that i thought were neat.
>>34713483>i didn't have any recent pictures without baggy clothesMake some.Just wear your underwear.
>>34713483>4 kiloskek women split hairs over such a small amounti fluctuate that in a couple weeks
You have been cursed.Your future son will spend all his free time in femboy VR chatrooms.Your future daughter will sneak out at night to hotbox a dodge challenger with her "friends".
>>34713446it doesnt make that much difference at the end of the day. im the only one who will see if a bit of blood accidentally gets on there anyway. i just soak them in cold water to deal with any stains
>>347134894kg is not nothing
>>34713481>hardNo, just incredibly off putting.
>>34713475you love the IDEA of insecure guys**a man whose insecurities are justified and rational is a totally different story
>>34713478You just want dick, admit it.
>>34713492a weight gain of 4 kilos is not much more than a rounding error IMO. nobody will notice 4 kilos except you because you have body dysmorphia
If i could kill old people i would
>>34713490>to hotbox aTo what now?Anyway, I am not wasting my time with children.
>>34713494She likes them in a femdom "get revenge on men by bullying the weak ones" way
>>34713478
>>34713498you are objectively wrong, maybe from 100 to 96 if you have low weight already it is a huge difference
>>34713494Enlighten me, when are insecurities justified and rational?
>>34713498>>34713503isn't that the weight of a shit
>>34713416I associate diapers with Marlon Brando. Not attractive, sorry
>>34713504when they are the rational conclusion of objective, reasonable analysis of one's own traits
>>34713507Amerikalainen hands
I lost 4kg once and you could see it in my neck, it got noticeably thinner. Biceps also shrunk a half inch
>>34713512maybe if she takes a shit she'll be less insecure
>>34713495>dinner>movie>snuggles>kissies>dickies>cummies>kissies>sleepiesnot complicated
>>34713507brother how are you shitting 4kg do you just wait to shit once a month?
>>34713489>>4 kilos>i fluctuate that in a couple weeksSo do I, but only upwards.
>>34713481>Is it hard eating pussy if she has a wild bush?Not hard. It can affect the flavour and scent a little.
>>34713519>ywn be kittenposter's big dick bfsigh..
>>34713511You can be totally objective when analysing yourself? Really?
>>34713520kek
>>34713478ew, I dont want kisses from a hiplet
>>34713416That's gross. Grossly lazy.
>>347134984lb isnt much, 4kg is. Id lose like 8kg a month in the past and would faint constantly>>34713499you can you just have to go to jail
>>34713487It is a shameless the force/hamon/haki ripoff
What archive?
> Moral grandstanding manifests in two primary ways: (1) prestige-seeking grandstanding, in which individuals signal moral superiority to like-minded peers to gain admiration, and (2) dominance-seeking grandstanding, in which individuals denigrate ideological opponents as morally or politically deficient to assert superiority (Cheng et al., 2013; Grubbs et al., 2019; Maner, 2017).>The findings suggest that young men, regardless of political affiliation, are particularly prone to dominance-seeking in moral grandstanding.https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/pops.70132
>>34713481Sometimes you get hair in your mouth and that sucks
>>34713527never said "totally", it's all relative as with most things being intentionally obtuse like this is incredibly low IQ btw, sickeningly so
>>34713532>Id lose like 8kg a monthThe fuck? Did you eat nothing at all?
>>34713539Do you have autism?
>>34713481do men actually like bush or is that a weird trend going on?
I hate that femanon's style.
>>34713542600-800 calories a day
>>34713546she looks like my crush a little bit
>>34713544no i just hate when people act retarded and intentionally miss the point of basic concepts for the sake of arguing
>>34713545Men like exotic. Once upon a time everybody had a bush, and men would go wowowowowow for a shaved kitty. Now that everybody shaves, a bush is exotic and exciting.
>>34713553Am I right in saying if a handsome dude on a motorbike pulled up next to you, threw you a helmet and said “get on” you would do it?
>>34713553go away, troon. he said FEManon.
>>34713557lol
>>34713545ntaIt’s a very polarizing issuePersonally I like pussy how I like my cats
>>34713555No we don’t? Novelty is a woman’s thing. If what you’re saying were true, then all body hair would be exciting on a woman, it’s not.
>>34713557no lol>>34713558lol
>>34713545I like bush a lot. It's best trimmed up a bit though, nothing too crazy.I've never been with a woman who had one but think a landing strip would look cute.
>>34713545Guys who like unconventional things are just really vocal about it.
>>34713553I like that better. Even with the dorky shirt.
>>34713564Liar
>>34713501not even that. it's just pretending to be into us losers so she can feel better. there's a phrase i can't remember ive heard on pol a lot
Never realised how smart I was until I started meeting people and making friends
>>34713546how am i supposed to dress anon? enlighten me (i swear im not being ironical, i want to change my style)...
>>34713566This is true but a lot of the time it starts out as jokes
>>34713573lol too fucking real.
>>34713535figure it out dumb lazy zoomer
>>34713534neat. i knew a guy who wrote a fantasy setting and magic was basically coding. it was very weird to read from outside the mage's pov.
>>34713553No offense, but I would assume you are lesbian or asexual. Like, just generally very uninterested in having a man talk with you.
>>34713552Kinda like you're missing that it was implied?
>>34713568my cock is bigger than yours anon!! me so manly....this is what i was talking about. my hips are so small i fucking look like a troon in mans clothes lmfao
>>34713573>>34713576for me it's the opposite.
>>34713535I'm feeling very generous, helpful and friendly todayhttps://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/4chan
>>34713553even worse
>>34713574However the fuck you want. Don't let some anonymous asshole on the internet tell you how you can or can not dress.
>>34713581That’s kinda hot
for me, it's the greasy hair and meaty manhands
>>34713578Ripping off the Matrix, great...
Seeing these images have made me realize that I dress like an old hag. I blame work.
>>34713581I highly doubt your cock is bigger than mine
>>34713588>even her hair has dips
>>34713588Are you going grey?
>>34713590definitely yeah but very literal instead of it being translated to the viewer, like it felt like i was just reading code during the fight scenes.
>>34713579i love dressing like a lesbian lol
>>34713591What's your type like?
>>34713578Hacking into the dragon's brain to seduce it, very nice
>>34713588You really should’ve taken the time to pick a more flattering photo
The hell is kittenposter camwhoring? Is she ovulating?
>>34713596That's why I said "no offense", because if that's your intention it's fine.
>>34713602he camwhores all the time
>>34713595Ah lol he made like a whole conlang for it? That's fun but unnecessary
She's slutting out haha got a taste of attention
>>34713588Not that hair.
Moids, what body part of yours is your favorite, or you think is your best feature?
>>34713601That's a repost.>>34713588Post your hands.
>>34713586thanks, you are right anoni might go full lesbo style because i am marrying my bf and i dont think he would mind...
>>34713596Are you into girls?
>>34713609My best feature is probably my voice.
>>34713611>that’s a repostAnd how does that affect my statement in any way
>>34713609my pinkies. best finger ever.
>>34713609Outside of my 6'2 frame, can't really think of anythingWhen I was 17 I had curly blond hair, but now it's brown and I'm balding:(
>>34713613yeah, but ive never been with one...
>>34713609Does just being tall count?
>>34713614vocaroooo! make an evil anon asmr
>>34713621Then why the fuck do you care about what men think of you?!Idiot.
>>34713609I have this thing called a dick. Considered by many to be the most important part of the body.
>>34713596holy shoulder slouch batman
>>34713623Eh, ask again some other time I don't really feel like attentionwhoring right now lol
Women, favorite part of your body.
>>34713609shoulders, eye color or dick
>>34713596How tall
>>34713571Don't know about you, but a woiman who likes watching me squirm doesn't sound like someone I'd want to spend time with. Crumb of pussy or not.
>>34713609I have an impressive penis and a very nice voice, but a lot of girls complement my lips and eyelashes
>>34713624no lol, i have a bf... i am marrying him asap. i just feel insecure about myself in general and have identity issues... i dunno. it was kinda stupid to post, ur right heheh
>>34713631what about a morsel of pussy
lol at all the moids posting things completely outside of their control as their best feature
>>34713632Post void moid
>>34713633>it was kinda stupid to post, ur rightCorrect.Out of courtesy, I won't comment on the rest.
>>34713609arms i guess.
>>34713631Come on, you can't tell me you don't like when a girl gets all nervous around you.
>>34713628My legs
>>34713635unironically this. no merit on crap you don't control
>>34713635I almost lost my right pinky in carpentry accident. I HAVE CONTROL OVER MY LIFE
>>34713609heighteverything else is hideous and laughable, im a tiny dicked ogre cromagnon subhuman cretin
>>34713635Why does that matter? If it’s the best feature, it doesn’t matter if it was voluntary or not. Are you expecting us to say money or something?
>>34713634Better, but under a whole serving with refill its still a rough bargain.
>>34713642the question wasn't about merit
>>34713635Bitches don't know about my fucking calves I worked years for.
>>34713635yes, that's what a feature is.
>>34713609My nose
>>34713635as opposed to what?>oooo I have big bicepsnoone who lifts thinks like that, your biceps are never big enough, as a matter of fact, you always look like shit to yourself when you start liftingit never goes away
>>34713628I really do like my boobs.
>>34713635Okay my best controllable feature is my grip strength.
>>34713635What did you expect>hey, look at this cool arm that I grew>>34713640True, but shes a girl. Its not seen as low T to get nervous.
>>34713654Big?
>>34713642Why the hell not?
>>34713609>Moids, what body part of yours is your favorite, or you think is your best feature?My voice, I guess.
>>34713657>he doesn't grow arms out of his backbooooooooo moids suck
>>34713635Well, yeah, I thought that was the question? Best physical feature? Retard
>>34713638lmfao, thanks anon!fuck everything, im designing some band tees for myself. im just wearing that with femenine touches maybe. fuck my identity issues. i love wearing band tees and corny ai images... i have a whole Pinterest board im just so fucking confused about fashion lol
>>34713635Wtf do you want me to say. "I'm so nice I'm so hygienic" lol
>34713633if it looks like a troon and types like a troon...
>>34713637https://voca.ro/1iw953cpCVVm
>>34713635>baiting all these moidsbased
>>34713628eyes maybe. theyre green, i think its a pretty cool colour
>>34713628probably my ears kek, its the only part i wouldn't change. i wish i had massive tits and some hips T^T
>>34713669I swear you're a youtuber that does movie reviews or something
>>34713654Can I see?
>>34713635Would you rather we answer a different question from the one that was asked?
>>34713659Not in the extreme. More the overall shape.
>>34713644lol, based>>34713646yeah, ur right
>>34713609My head because it protects my brain
>>34713674https://voca.ro/1nWSYPt4ErsW
>>34713678Want to grab
>>34713681I think I know who you are
>>34713657Why would I give a crap about some moid's T scale tier?
>>34713655my best controllable feature is the crappy tattoo i got on my ankle. i made an anon lol with it. i remember what he said and laugh alone like a retard
>>34713684Shhh
>>34713669Focken David Attenborough
>>34713665Alright, well hope you're enjoying that.
>>34713672Wasn't expecting that one to be honest.
>>34713665>band teesDo you actually like those bands
>>34713667anon, you just cant bare that my massive dick is bigger than your arm... your text gave me a rock hard boner :3jokes aside, you really are into troons, aren't you?
>>34713681>>34713669Moids why dont you vocal train so you can all sound nice? It’s within your control and just takes time and effort
>>34713697this is AI
>>34713697nta but I’ve unironically thought about itI just don’t know where to start, like is my search query literally just “voice training”
>>34713697I have sent femanons audios and they found them hot.
>>34713697I've done a little bit of that + I like to sing and do a lil voice acting
do moids change their voice depending on who they talk to?
>>34713697I have an awful slavic accent so no matter my voice it will sound like shit
>>34713700Unironically, troon videos on youtube.
>>34713400That's cool, isn't it?
>>34713697Because I don't need vocal training to make my voice sound nice.Maybe I should stop roasting my vocal cords by chain smoking though.
>>34713700If you're really stuck you could try a book called "Your Voice And How To Use It" by Cicely Berry.
Join a theatre class if you want to work on your voice. It will also build up your self esteem.
>>34713704I'm black so yes.
>>34713705???Slavic accents are universally nice for both men and women. The men sound gruff and strong, the women sound sultry and feminine
>>34713697That's like asking a paraplegic why he doesn't lift weights to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>34713704>do moids change their voice depending on who they talk toYes.
>>34713697having a nice voice wont get me laid and it wont stop me from wanting to kill myself
>>34713706I… I can’t tell if this is a joke. I’m going to assume I’d be looking at ftm videos
>>34713691thanks lol>>34713694yeah. i might get bands like gwar, anal cunt, insane clown posse, genitorturers, weezer pinkerton and stuff thoi feel lazy, here's my Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/31gqvwo7ymglpmpprkq2t4tq26fy?si=69885811e94048a2i added a bunch bands anons recommended me and i like therepick one band anon
>>34713711how?
>>34713697My voice does sound nice. My problem is that if i am in a bad mood or low energy state my voice may sound a little flat or not loud enough.
>>34713704Yes.
>>34713704I have noticed that with women.When you switch from everyday talk to sexual topics their voice gets distinctly higher.
>>34713712I think you dont have much experience with slavic accents
Just read out loud. Like in first grade
>>34713704yes. Our voice increases in pitch when we get nervous or feel self conscious. Did you never notice?
>>34713709Thanks anon, I’ll give it a check
>>34713705i think slavic accents are cool!
>>34713712Most Slavic guys who start speaking English actually sound pretty wimpy. Only when they speak their native language do they sound tough not everyones a Russian movie villain >T. Slav
>>34713713That took me far too long to understand.
>>34713712LMAO
>>34713724How much experience do I need to know that they sound generally nice?
>>34713697>Moids why dont you vocal trainI think my voice sounds all right. My gf likes it. Although admittedly she likes it even more when I talk like a stereotypical pirate.
>>34712913If abusin' his penis with demands for sex counts.
>>34713712No they fuck they aren’tYou got shit taste anon
>>34713716Lol, no, I just mean the ones where they talk about how to get a deeper voice.
>>34713707lol, no... i play terribly
>>34713730Just sounds like a skill issue rather than an accent issue>>34713737You’re a retard. But that’s okay, you’re home.
>>34713717Anal cunt always with the best song names
>>34713734clearly you need more. You probably only have experience with the holywood russian accents
>>34712928Between VA and NCIt's not a dox really. I travel. Sometimes I even dash in Kill Devil Hills for funsies.
>>34713727Sure. If you're wondering, Cicely Berry was voice director at the Royal Shakespeare Company for many years, so she knew what she was talking about.
>>34713697>moids get triggered over voice worse than height or penis size Hiplets have found their Achilles heel
>>34713718You put me on the spot now... I have a voice that I use with white people to not seem as threatening and my regular voice I use with my homies.
>>34713712slavs sound awful in english
>>34713746OH i'm dumb.
When the time comes will you be ready? It is closer than you think.
>>34713742No I have Ukrainian, Polish and Croatian friends. Do I need to collect them all like Pokémon before I’m allowed to have an opinion?
>>34712928MEuro anon, i assume this would be a american thing
>>34713744Patrick Stewart worked under her.
>>34713754Indeed! And many other fine actors.
>>34713751croatian is the closest to me
>>34713757Slovenians aren’t true Slavs, what are you complaining about? Just speak German.
>>34713754Did you try to phrase that poorly?
>>34713758Nta lol>>34713759No.
why do women like bulges
>>34713758tell the austrians thatI can speak german but that doesnt make my english accent not slavic
y do men like boobs
>>34713762Because women like large penises because it signifies high testosterone levels and all the second order effects like dominance and strength.
>>34713764They help me with the cooming process. The boobs don't always have to be big. Small are fine too.
>>34713764Because it signifies high estrogen/progesterone which would aid in the feeding of healthy children.
if i wear pink metal t-shirts i wont look like a troon lesbian right? i feel bad for bf. wanna dress appropriate hehe
>>34713764why do women hate small dicks
Fuck music this shit is way too hard to learn
my bf and i are planning to have babies soon. anything we need to know? do any of you anons have children?
>>34713774I have younger siblings
>>34713773i get you anon, i gave up on guitar
>>34713774This is probably not the best place to ask that.
>>34713410>Is it really any different than guys saying in 5'7 it's overThat's true though, look at the tinder response rates. Were I not a talloid I'd be a virgin for sure
>>34713744>>34713754Oh shit she’s got pedigree
>>34713704I was made fun of all the time by my friends growing up for doing that. They said I had an "adult voice" that I'd turn on around adultsMy southern drawl also gets a bit thicker whenever I talk to older relatives and strangers from my home state
>>34713774>>34713769WOMAN!!!!!111
>>34713779i'll create a document with info
>>34713750I definitely won't.
>>34713762Do they?
>>34713726>pitches up like a betaTrue chads pitch down until it becomes their norm
>>34713783>My southern drawl also gets a bit thicker whenever I talk to older relatives and strangers from my home stateI love when someone's accent gets thicker among comrades.
>>34713784hehe the duality of anonette (me)
>>34713764They make the female form very interesting.
>>34713579While showing midriff?
>>34713789Yeah lol. It amuses me in the moment, even.
Men, what's the big deal with the Rocky franchise?
>>34713769Wear clothes that fit you well. And develop a body that makes well fitting clothes look good.
>>34713783i feel like it's a common extension of separating your life with your family vs friends/colleagues, especially if there's a cultural divide or some kind of sizable gap in how respect has to be conveyed. >>34713788my friend's bf pitches up whenever he talks to her, it's weird. like he's talking to a baby. but i also witness a lot of men who pitch down when they talk to women
>>34713797he punches people and loves his wife, very manly
>>34713795I clocked her, I don't know what you want from me.
>>34713596Is that supposed to be the bohemian grove?
>>34713797eh fights foreigner and doesn't afraid of anything (except love)
>>34713797>stop hurting the blackieThat's the plot
>>34713797The first one is a great underdog story. The rest are actually kinda bad.
>>34713797>Men, what's the big deal with the Rocky franchise?The first one was quite good. And the first "Creed" movie too. I wouldn't bother with the others.
>>34713797he punches his wife and loves men, very peoply
>>34713801She's not a lesbian or asexual
should men be allowed to show midriff
Women are annoying and very perverted when they want you
Women hate you it you lean even a little to the right. It's exhausting.
>>34713809:|She said she tries to dress like a lesbian.
part of my identity issues are because i'd like to be a mom soon and i feel insecure>>34713784
>>34713774You should ask somewhere that's not full of incels and antinatalists
I want to tear my head off and shove it up my ass
>>34713764the features people find attractive are simply the results of social constructs. men find boobs attractive because they are taught to by society.
Women can have sex with you and what would you rate yourself out of 10?
>>34713819You're funny
>>34713816That's just to ward off sexual advances most likely.
>>34713812Only if it's well toned.
>>34713746Do snowbunnies prefer the latter?
>>34713767but women with big boobs do not necessarily have more breast tissue that produces milk than a woman with average boobs. there's just more fat
I'm buying art supplies it's happening
>>34713813You can block them or be extremely rude to them if that's neccessary. I would enjoy abusing a fat woman until she fucks off.
>>34713813I wouldn't know.
>>34713817You are 20 fuck off
>>34713815I'm tired of right wing males being allowed in public uncovered and without a woman.
>>34713697Define nice? My voice is already deep.
>>34713813<when they want youkeklmao couldnt be me
>>34713815Nah, women just hate you if you’re ugly. I’m a racist nazi but I’m handsome so women think they can change me because they just believe I’m ignorant. Then I whip out the racial allele studies and suddenly I’m too invested in this whole politics thing and they would prefer we just don’t speak about it
>>34713823yeah, it makes me feel comfortable and safe... I also find it cool
>>34713815That's what you get for being an asshole.
>>34713822I know but that doesn't quite help my frustration
>>3471382II have never encountered a snowbunny. I mean, I don't think I have.
>>34713832>shows two vocaroos of an example>>example?Are you slow?
>>34713827cool!
>>34713830It's funny how 20 year olds don't realize that they're basically just the final forms of teenagers huh
>>34713799>like he’s talking to a babyAcceptable strategy when they are already committed but pitching down is definitely the move when talking to people you aren’t particularly close with
>>34713817post voice
>>34713841That's so profound
>>34713839So be an Englishman? Got it.
>>34713830yeah lmfao, i know. i just really want to have babies with him
>>34713826And? It one signifier amongst many used in conjunction to evaluate mating prospects.
AllWhat do you do if your relationship partner is very interested in you then suddenly wants nothing to do with you and gets bored and moves on?
junior girls basketball world cup is on. anybody watching?
need gf with long neck
I still feel retarded in my late 20s, did you guys/gals feel similarly?
>>34713837Aw :( wishing you luck
>>34713845Yeah it’s the accent and not the timbre of the voice, fucking cope
GenderDo you like drugs?
>>34713844I enjoy posting online
>>34713850Biteable
>>34713817i dont understand what people mean by idenitiy issues. you are what you are, what is there to have issues over?
>>34713854MI’ve never done drugs.
>>34713846>>34713843
>>34713849
>>34713846Kill yourself. The only reason your boyfriend likes you is because you're young and naive and immature and malleable and easy to manipulate and you put out. Ask yourself what kind of man is interested in dating a woman with the mind of a child.
>>34713853>timbreAh, that's the information I was looking for. Thank you.
>>34713851Definitely. I still do retarded shit occasionally in my early thirties. One day @ a time anon
>>34713854Mi want to try all the drugs
>>34713854Yes, but only the idea of dugs. Not actually doing them.
>>34713848the trick to a healthy and long-lasting relationship is to never love a woman more than she loves you. the instant she thinks she can do better she'll be out the door. you have have HAVE to get them on the hook. just a slight tug on the line now and then to keep them from wriggling free.
>>34713854MI'm doing drugs right now. I'm a drug addict.
>>34713823Why are you even replying to me if you can't understsnd my super simple posts.Plesse do us s fsvour and remove yourself from the thread and try again tomorrow.
>>34713857how to behave or what to do with my life hehe. like for example, how to dress or which hobbies to have. maybe i worry too much and should be more spontaneous. but if i don't have a plan I'll fuck up. you know what i'll aim for anons? mature lady. thats who i should try to be. dress mature, have mature hobbies, act mature. in the end he is older than me and we want to be parents...
>>34713840I'm going to try drawing with a dip pen and india ink. I'm excitedLater, after I practice that a bit, I'm going to try gouache for the first time and combine the two on watercolor paper
>>34713854ive never done drugs in my life except benzos that doctors gave me for my anxiety
eating cornflakes at 2AM
>>34713861How old are you?
This new(?) femanon would definitely fall for the ENTJ larp and get groomed
frenly reminder that trannies and guys larping as women and posting stolen pics NEVER post voice
>>34713872why would i watch 15 year olds play basketball when i can watch 20 year olds play basketball
>>34713854Do the children and youngsters of today know about erowid?
>>34713874really cool! have fun anon
>>34713872Latinx hands typed this
What percentage of women are actually straight?
>>34713878That "femanon" is entjeet.
>>34713872Does he look like the alphabet letter tattoo porn guy to anyone else?
>>3471388417-18% according to MRI studies
WomenWhat do you think of feminism?
>>34713854MI did in my late teens to early 20’s but I was kind of a piece of shit. At 28 I’m much better adjusted and don’t consider myself a drug user the same way I did before. Nowadays it’s just the rare psychedelic dose and occasional beer.
>>34713828If you start acting extremely rude towards them they will just assume you are flirting.
>>34713877What's it change, I'm right
>>34713861ok, but why should i kms because of that? i want to be more mature, i am trying and i'll do my best.you are kinda mean anon.
>>34713888It's great, let's keep going and make men inferior now.
>>34713886Owen Gray? Never understood why women are into him, I see probably 5 guys like that every day.
>>34713890Blocking works. Are you talking to desperate hags in their 30s or something?
me
>>34713891I'm NTA, I was just curious.
I’ve been treating my gyno is nolvadex for the past 3 weeks and it’s working like magic.
>>34713893HotI think we already are tho
>>34713874nta I just use my tablet.
>>34713894Oh, that not the name of the guy in that pic. Maybe not then.This dude plays jeopardy.Alex DeFrank
Gaslighting? Me? I would never, baby. Who taught you that word? Was it your friends? They're just jealous of us, sweetheart. You know that.
>>34713892>Taking the insult literally and ignoring everything elseFuck me you are dumber than a sack of bricks. I don't think you're capable of being "more mature"
>>34713902pathetic
Imagine being a foid and a mentally ill fat Indian called Entjeet downloads your pics and pretends to be you on 4chan
Whenever BV starts posting, you can hear her approach like the trex in jurasic parkTWOMPTWOMPTWOMP
>>34713774Fuck like bunnies
So people just use foid and moid now outside of 4chan.
>>34713899I know you're nta. Whatever I'm 21 what difference does it make.
>>3471387720, almost 21
>>34713905At least she's not waiting until her eggs dry up to get pregnant
>>34713912No 4channer uses it anymore. I haven't used it for years, you fag.
>>34713912FemaleDatingStrategy has been using moid for a decade
>>34713912seems like a twitter/instagram thing now
>>34713901Embarass moids
>>34713902I was using an Apple Pencil for a while but I just crave unnecessary expenses, no undo button and spilled ink that badly I guess
>>34713917It's used in this very thread
>>34713905anon, your whole post was insults...i am sleep deprived, im kinda silly but not so much as rn, im supposed to have a 133IQ too but i think its bs
>>34713908https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/godzilla-roar-2/
>>34713922You're not a 4channer. Most people posting here don't count.
>>34713920>scrote gets mad at the woman for his own incompetencewhy are men so retarded?
>>34713924Post vocaroo
>>347139242bh her posts read like femcel sour grapes.
>>34713929I honestly don't know how. If it was fine why is he hiding it from his friends?
>>34713920I think the real question is, was he even trying to get her off? A lot of guys think women get off on penetration alone
>>34713930oh, hell no! its embarrassing af. i have no reason to put myself through recording that
>>34713929We evolved to take orders, patriarchy is unnatural.
>>34713936She told him about it in the past and he said he didn't care. Men are just selfish and only interact with women to get their dick wet
scrote is the new moid
>>34713924You obviously do not have 130 IQ if you so blatantly miss the forest for the trees >>34713931I'm male
>>34713927I discovered 4chan via the habbo hotel raid.
Its coming home
>>34713888i think its original objective has been distorted by libtards, which is that women and men can both live in harmony and be happy without hurting eachother>>34713888this bs is what im talking about when i say libtarded distortion
>>34713935ok jeetllord
>>34713938Right, but if he were raised under matriarchy he'd actually listen to her. Patriarchy convinced him only his pleasure matters.
>>34713941lol im sleep deprived, really caffeinated and on 3 chats rn...definetly not 130iq, and yes, a bit retarded, but i used to be the smartest kid in my class
>>34713920100% punch her in the face
>>34713941Oh, so you're mad that a millennial chad is fucking a zoomer girl. Thanks for the clarification.
>>34713938r9k not baiting you enough today?
>>34713950>t. Limpdick
>>34713920>hey husband i'm wondering why you don't make me orgasm?>fuck you bitch you dont need it>o-oh oh... :(stupid bitch deserves it for sticking with this guy
>>34713943I hope so. france, spain and argentina cannot fucking win this shit
>>34713945anon idgaf if you think i am fucking pajeet... my armpits smell like onions and my farts make the subway stink like curry. i am the lord of rape and exploiting the american system for money. i produce slop at my job.
>>34713940scrote predates moid iirc
Any other moids self conscious about their dicks?
>>34713951I don't gaf what happens to her but if she has kids by God am I gonna feel sorry for them
>>34713883>implying LaTinks watch anything other than soccer and boxingthe only reason I don't watch junior girls hockey is because the uniforms aren't flattering. swap the shorts for skirts and lose the helmets and I'd be a diehard fan
>>34713933I don't think that's a valid question. Being around his friends with that opinion, if he didn't pick up anything from them then he is mega autistic and selfish.
>>34713956>my armpits smell like onions and my farts make the subway stink like curry
>>34713952It's true though
>>34713961So what are you then, a jeet?
>>34713959ofc, my indian dick so small and curry stinky, sir. i think i needs to shart all over the public bench!
>>34713964You come here to get baited and triggered.
>>34713959I don't like having fordyce spots
Women don't feel physically threatened by men anymore and that is why they feel comfortable disrespecting and humiliating their boyfriends and husbands. Just go back to slapping them upside the head.
>>34713959I am very self conscious about having cummed only once today.That's way below my average.
>>34713959no. it does its job. it spits out cum when i stroke it. what's there to be self conscious over? nobody will ever see it except the doctor who i see maybe every 5 years
>>34713966>indian>sirAre you even trying?
>>34713960you don't needs to worry, im actually indian, sire. i act like young lady to get the yous
https://youtu.be/TbOltAdZpWALove me some AIpeak
>>34713971Women literally evolved to submit to us. If you need violence to keep them in line you're a failedmale
>>34713976indians pronouce it like "saar" but they would have no reason to spell it that way, as it is grammatically incorrect
being a chad is just a few months of fatloss away
Moids, why are you trying to hack my bath and bodyworks account?Must you know I bought like 10 2oz body sprays 2 christmasses ago and still haven't run out?
>>34713957It's also more dehumanizing/hot
>>34713959no
>>34713982Saw him suck on Destiny's wiener
>>34713982saar, me is chad because me eat curry, curry make you strong, me sell you the curries, will make you chad, get all dreamys gfs you want, be all happinesly
>>34713959Nope my meat is slightly above average size
>>34713959ye im tiny sadly
>>34713959No, and I'm pretty sure guys who are insecure about it have some combination of late virginity and porn addiction because literally any amount of sex will make you realize women literally don't care about dick size.
>>34713984i think it was a femcel version of calling a girl cunt, like how they took "femoid" and turned it into "moid"its laughably cringe if anybody says it outside of this site, or god forbid irl
>>34713982I still don't know who this fucking guy is. Is this a gen alpha thing
>>34713987That was destiny sucking his little mexidick. Not the other way around.
>>34713990I've heard he's also a homosexual
>>34713981isn't its sire? i cant scam it job no more, me need student visa, can u anones gime the study visa please anones
>>34713980>If you need violence to keep them in line you're a failedmaleLol dumbass. Violence or the threat of violence is how literally every problem was solved in pre-historic times.
>>34713999That too
>>34713980yes, through violence>have harem of concubines>one gets uppity>smash with club>uppity genes die with her, submissive genes get passed on
>>34714001Withholding dick threat enough for women to fall in line
>>34713920As a European, this mutt marriage shit always makes me chuckle.You're so crazy to run off to the next town offocial and sign your Sex Havers Loicence so you're not doing the sinful or whatever that you don't even bother to clear up the absolute basics, like having good sex with each other. Just loony.
lmfao, i now get why you guys lack the dreamy gf
>>34713965white as the driven snow
>>34714008Lmao, imagine being this retarded.
>>34714008all american normalfags who get married have lots of premarital sex eurobro. this bitch is just a retard that didnt break up with him for some reason
Good evening ladies
>>34714013>that tiny wristNo wonder you're a pedo.
>>34714013>dark body hairso a jeet that doesnt go outside.. a neetjeet
>>34714013is me supposed to jack up my indian curry dicku to ur hand anon?
This was just two months before the world changed forever.
>>34714013disgenic
>>34714014>>34714015We legit had a half american guy at my school who had everyone flabbergasted by getting married right after graduating, at fucking 18 years old. I'm not falling for your tricks >lots of premarital sex Like a year or tow? Thats not lots. Thats barely when infatuation ends.
>>34714013>black hair>white
do you all want me to larp as a jap now?
>>34714026your eyes are in thirst for my jap-larp
>not even white people are considered white on this website now
>>34714026post voice or fuck off
>>34714025it is possible, but that anon has a distinct grey ethnic cast to his skin tone
>>34714024I knew a girl from Spain with red hair. Does that mean Spaniards have red hair?
>>34714030okhttps://vocaroo.com/oGxYKdOMBdu
>>34714029Quit your whining, ranjeet. Do the needful until FBI opens up.
>>34714032When I look at these stupid pictures they're always morphing around.
>>34714034>male voice >close tab
>>34714032he looks like Jane's Addiction guitarist without eyeliner
>>34714040XD
>>34714042https://www.reddit.com/r/JudgeMyAccent/comments/ges3h6/vocaroo_online_voice_recorder/i am not posting my actual hot indian voice for you to fap to, anon
>>34714013Are you bi/homosexual?
>>34714047is that a proposition?
>>34714047ur interested in him? ur gay?
>>34714048Yes
>>34714007>he thinks ancient women had any say in the matter of when, who, how, or where they were getting dicked down
men can you be interesting
>>34714051awwwwww!!!! i ship you two already. is gay marriage legal in India?
>>34714054Hijras are
>>34714050Probably the fat chaser.
>>34713971Let's go back to shooting aggressive men and pretending we didn't see or hear it.
>>34714059Anon, he's skinnier than most women
sorry for being obnoxious. i said i would be mature, and i will!I'll answer maturely from now on. you all will be my matureness experiment subjects
how the fuck do i gain weight.
I want her to not so subtly get close to my pit and sniff me
>>34714053not here, not for you, not right now
>>34714064Go get McDonald's right now
>>34714062Yeah and the dude has a feeder fetish.
>>34714067okay. gain weight but eating healthy.
>>34714064eat more calories than you burn. eat healthy fats and tailor a high calorie diet. why would you like to be fatter anon?
>>34714064buy a tub of ice creameat as much as humanly possiblerepeatpeople who complain about failing to gain weight have no sympathy from me. just eat more you skinny nighger. it is 10,000 times more difficult to lose weight
How do I permanently disable my simp gene and stop listening to women or caring about women's opinions?All my life I've been listening to women and taken their advice and I realize now that it is garbage advice that was probably meant to keep me from succeeding.
Gender, what would you do if you ordered McDonalds and BV was your doordasher?
>>34714072don't judge the advise from the person that gives it. imagine its an anon talking to you. you don't know if its a woman or a man.don't take advice unless it makes sense to you...
>>34713959The dick is great.Dick game sucks.
>>34714073i wouldn't order mc donalds to start with...
>>34714072Find something else to get obsessed with and focus on so much that women take a backseat to that
>>34714073Refund it.
>>34714073doordash is for dumb people. why would i pay a wagie to deliver my food on top of paying a wagie to make my food
>>34714073I wouldn't order delivery because it's expensive or McDonald's because it's gross.
>>34714069Eating healthy means 5 chicken breasts a day.
>>34714073I don't eat at McDonalds anymore after working there for so long.
>>34714073Ask her why the bag is empty again
>>34714081Thanks bro, I'll give it to the homeless.
>>34714073Call her manager and complain about the empty McDonald's containers I was delivered
>>34714077>>34714083>>34714084>>34714086>Failed the breakfast question
state genderwhat's your favorite sweet? food? favorite animal? favorite color? favorite drink?mine: dark chocolate, sushi, rat, red, ristretto or jägermeister
>>34714092Well, half this board is indian now and the indian IQ is know to be quite low.
>>34714069Add some PBJs and milk into your diet.Nuts and oil in general are extremely calorie dense for how much you actually eat. Same with pasta.
>>34714092ask stupid question, get stupid answer
>>34714097ntacope, you're stupid
>>34714092I'm not dogpiling on BlueValkyrie because she already gets enough shit and usually I just ignore her anyway. Go ask loaded questions somewhere else.
>>34714093indian sweet, curry, cow, orange, indian drink
>>34714093I heckin love gettin' datamined :()
>>34714093MChocolate-covered peanutsChicken fried in date pasteGorillaTyrian purple7up Free
>>34714103;3 ur welcome anon!i'm not actually indian but fbi!!
>>34714070i'm pretty underweight like 13? pounds under the minimum healthy weight range for my height last time i checked>>34714085that's a lot of chickens holy shit>>34714095i'll try
>>34714093>what's your favorite sweet?Twizzlers peely kind>food?Borgor>favorite animal?Turt>favorite color?Blue>favorite drink?Strawberry white cran juice
peak female form
>>34714108Why are women so bad at eating?
>>34714108If you want something casual then trail mix or some unsalted nuts are also high calorie.If you want to gain weight then you have to eat like an Italian or a Midwest American.
>>34714111That's slendermans wife, you cuck.
>>34714111>Tits covering half the shoulder
>>34714108Eat unsalted nutst. gained 5 kg in 5 weeks by eating a 600 g pack of unsalted nuts daily
>>34714115slenderman creeps the shit out of me
>>34714111why would you steal my waifu anon?
legit question... how do i adult as a 20yo? i need my brain to start working properly...
I wanna sit on the edge of the dam with her. And we can watch the water rush under our feet while we talk.
>>34714108Whole chocolate milk
>>34714122And then I push you down, never to be seen again.
Why are women made to need constant stimulation 24/7. I cant fucking stand being around them, nothing ever gets done. It's like babysitting a grown ass adult and the moment you stop providing stimulation they run off looking for something else. Social media has made it even worse, their attention spans are rotted to the core. istg sometimes I wish I was gay
>>34714131hehehehhehehehehhe
>>34714131i'm thinking of going flip phone and kindle to cure myself, i realize this and feel bad
>>34714114>>34714118thanks. guess i'm buying nuts tomorrow>>34714124maybe i'll just have milk without the chocolate>>34714111she has no belly button.
>>34714141>>34714117because she isn't human
>>34714141Choccy milk is a super food and I always drink it after working out because it's so good.
mating press
>>34714119Shhhhh
>>34714131Why can't men just let any woman stimulate their penis constantly?
Thread's dead, see you faggots tomorrow.
Big penises are nonfunctional
bye anons! sorry for being obnoxious again hehe... have a good day and take care!!
>he will now morph into a different larp in 3...2...1...
>talking to coworker>her current boyfriend is mad at her>ask why>because her ex husband still goes around to her house to take out her bins every week and talks with her>she thinks her boyfriend is being controlling and weirdWomen, why do you deliberately pretend to not understand issues?
>>34714162Maybe the boyfriend should try doing the chores for his own house instead of letting an outsider do it? Why are men so retarded?
>>34714165He doesn’t live with her
>>34714161seriously why does he do it
>>34714160Sayonara
>>34714140That "feeling bad" is the stimulation I'm talking about. You dont actually want to solve the problem because the problem is giving you stimulation. You wont do anything because women never "do", they just "feel", even if it's unhealthy for them
>>34714167Sounds like a skill issue
>>34714167Holy shit what a fucking mess
She moves in a way that looks completely silent, the way she gestures with her hands and cranes her neck with such fluidity and gentleness. He footfalls are so light that I could lay with my ear pressed to the floor and I wouldn't know she's coming until she's right on top of me.
Anons, do you ever think about your future? What exactly are you looking forward to in life? Isn't there just failing health as you age?
What would you do?
>>34714152because you havent earned it
>>34714176I'm going to die probably before 25, definitely before 30.
>>34713651whats ur nose look like
>>34714179Moid caused so much anxiety around sex that she feels it 8 years later. They should do couples counseling so he can understand what he did and undo it.
>>34714179LOL I wouldve left that shit years ago, she is 1000% fucking other dudes
>>34714181There's no need to earn anything from a male. Let women cop a feel of you.
>>34714176I'm busylife gets busier as you get oldersenescence isn't real, I wish it was
>>34714179Divorce.
>>34714185>advice from a bitter fat single mother in her 40s
>>34714176my life will only get worse
>>34714188Your past boyfriends havent spanked you enough
>>34714176once my mother dies I'm cashing out my inheritance, buying a motorcycle, and travelling the country until the money runs out. then I'm gonna kill myself.
>>34714179id be more assertive and have it with her anyway
>>34714179I would not stay in a sexless marriage for 8 years to begin with
>>34714192>words from a basement dweller that hasn't seen a single blade of grass or veggie that isn't ketchup
Women have you ever tried standing to pee?
>>34714201tomatoes are actually fruit, not vegetables
Men, would you sacrifice your hearing and become 100% permadeaf if it meant you could pick whatever height and dick size you want?
>>34714201Oh I hit a nerve through your blubber of fat
>>34714205No and I seriously doubt anyone would say yes to that deal.
>>34714205Nope
>>34714205No
>>34714204>>34714206My toes are going in your ass.Present at once.
>>34714207>>34714208>>34714210what about blind instead
>>34714212don't you have anything better to do? you're like 40 years old. shouldn't you be out with the girls drinking or something
>>34714205I'd give up my hearing to just have a decent size cock
>>34714215too busy neglecting her child
>>34714214Nope
>>34714205My cock is under the WORLD average size and my answer is no because I like music and actually being able to hear shit.
>>34714205yeah. i'm tired of music and atp there's nothing in life worth listening to
>>34714214lol
>>34714214Super fuck no.
>>34714215Going out and drinking is not an activity.>>34714217Too busy sucking mountain dew out of trump?
Men how long can you carry and walk around with a >130 lb girl in your arms?
>>34714226Ten hundred hours
>>34714226If you lost weight I could do it longer
Been watching a (female) streamer lately, and it’s been pretty enjoyable. I don’t know why I never engaged in this before.
>>34714226I'm a wimp so I couldn't
>>34714226idk never tried
>>34714231which one
>>34714226Would pick up. Would not carry.
>>34714214Even more no. I would rather be deaf than blind.
>>34714205No because I’m happy with both
Women, how would you react if your husband didn't want sex anymore?
>>34714203no but ive thought about trying it before
is it possible to get into a relationship but not want sex? i just dont want to be alone.
>>34714245Yeah. Happens all the time.
>>34714241Marital rape time
>>34714251oh okay, that's a relief.
>>34713635>be me>leave this comment>come back and refresh>20 repliesoooh I've maddened the moids haven't I?
>>34714255Holy shit. Best ragebait itt award.
>talk shit about moids>they freak the fuck out >instant 100 repliesit's so easy.
>>34713666Hello Satan.From the standpoint of women who want boyfriends>I'm so hygienicis easily by far the best thing anyone has posted so far.
>>34714241if a woman is unreceptive, it's because the man is too pushy. if a man is unreceptive, it is because he is ignoring his wife's needs.
White moid please.
>>34714255>20 repliesWhere?
My best feature is that I believe in women's rights
>>34714262Sickly pale reporting for duty.
Women why did you let me leave the phone at the edge of the bed?
>>34714262What do you want
>>34714269Dick
>>34714262dibs on the blond ones
>>34714271Where
>>34712515Would marry
M and F, evaluate whether these two should stay together or whether one is worse than the other. I am curious about what other people would think of our relationship. Neither wish to procreate. Let's say they're pretty even physically (he's very short and she has small breasts). Their libidos match and they have good sex.Woman>employed, decent office job with growth>virgin before meeting>very generous, buys him gifts and games and pays for dates>intends to be the breadwinner>affectionate and verbally loving>enjoys taking care of everything and being a life organizer for both >very insecure and jealous, periodically lashes out and needs reassurance >anger issues but self aware>history of stalking and sadistic sexuality Man>unemployed and disabled so will never be employed>virgin to pussy but had sexual relations with a cousin before meeting>very patient and understanding >loving and affectionate >honest and loyal>hates arguing, great control of his anger>used to abuse substances but is sober now>history of accidentally harrassing women when young and dumb
>>34714274Look down
>>34714262there's a reason none like you
Femanons, would you take it as a compliment if I say you're as beautiful as BlueValk?
>>34714276Oh shit the guy is similar to me
>>34712928MLatinx America
>>34712512M22no sex of any kind
>>34714276>submissive virgin manchild fantasies go goon to your chatbot and leave us out of it
>>34712512M25Yes23-24Yes because I did it like 3 times and it felt empty and I mostly just fucked these women because they were hitting on me.Also have never been in a committed relationship just some casual flings.
>>34714277I don't get it
>>34714280What does she look like?
>>34714276>virgin to pussy but had sexual relations with a cousin before meetinglmao
>>34714290Apparently
>>34714182Why?
>>34714280No thanks
>>34714290You don't want to know
>>34714293Nta, why does she act like she is super hot?
>>34714298Too late for that...
>>34714293Yikes. Uh, not a compliment.
>>34714299Maybe she was 20 years ago?
>>34714299Npd
one moid with pecs bigger than my boobs please
>>3471429940 bmi gives extra confidence. She doesn't act like she's hot. But the resentment towards men is always there. The baby daddy left her.
>>34714293>tfw the fry oil clashes with the coca cola
>>34714293Really? I thought she was black this whole time, I'd seen it mentioned multiple times. Imagining her as a chubby white millenial woman will rewrite everything.
>>34714205Hmm, maybe. My dick is fine, but going from 5'6 to 6'3 would absolutely revolutionize my life.I do love music though, and I'd miss the simple, everyday sounds like wind and rain and birdsongs.
>>34714306You're not good an manifesting
>>34714306dont bother, they never post pecs..
>>34714306Why would any guy like that post here?
>>34714312She's an obese single mom. She was already addicted to this board 8 years ago. I don't know before that because i wasn't hanging out here before then.
>>34714262Hello.
Look. If nothing else I respect BV for constantly shitting on all the men here, who mostly have no legs to stand on when it comes to criticizing anybody about anything.
>>34714179Divorce well before 8 years of that shit
>>34714306>with pecs bigger than my boobs pleaseGotta see your boobs to compare, though
>>34714285is this a specific poster you're referring to?
>>34714322>who mostly have no legs to stand on when it comes to criticizing anybody about anything.You don't know that. My name is anonymous. I could be anything.
>>34714226As far as the nearest flat surface.
>>34714205Tempting, but no. I have a micropenis but I think losing my hearing would just be too upsetting.
>>34714282Well, some crazy control freak bitch may track you down and try to sweep you off your feet, anon. If not already.>>34714285It's funny, I thought it would be obvious I'm the woman.>>34714292Just being honest about us both.No replies are evaluations so I'll take it we aren't incredibly imbalanced to the point it's noticeable.
>>34712538Women will lead the left family build by numbers. Men will make themselves scarce and irrelevant with sexbots. Women will own most land and then we don't rent to men ever making them homeless and voteless.
>>34714322Name on, hog
>>34712512M 33Once when I was 18Yes, it's not for me
>>34714241Probably the same way they approach anything about it sexuallyStew about it internally and never mention it and talk about it with their husband ever
If the baby daddy dipped and she doesn't have custody anymore, is she even really a single mother?
>>34712547Based and stacypilled
>>34714331>some crazy control freak bitch may track you down and try to sweep you off your feetIt won't quite be that. I am not disabled, but i may be unemployable. My potential girlfriend is a nurturing feminine type. She would also be the breadwinner. She probably doesn't want me though.
>>34714294I don't really have anything to live that long for and honestly it kind of scares me. I'd rather burn hot and fast than slow and cold.
>>34714337I think you confuse her with Ch*swick, which is fair enough
>>34714176I'm 31 nowI don't want to think about the future because I will achieve nothing and just continue to rot
Is somebody mad that their husband isn't sleeping with them again?
i am not having the baby. i was talking with him about the furniture we will get for our room, that we will share with the baby. i said it should be light colored, minimalist, budget friendly and practical. tailored for its use and having a baby. he wants to get heavy overpriced antique black furniture that is immense, antiques everywhere, heavy blackout curtains, lots of decor, wallpaper... it just doesn't make any fucking sense! he is thinking more about his personal aesthetic preferences than the baby... am i making sense or am i being a bitch?he also wants to get a pedigree dog instead of rescuing a dog or buying a normal dog that isn't $4500
you guys dont like my hair anymore? you liked it last time i posted it :(
>>34714356im not a moid but i like ur hair kp.. its very pretty no lesbo
>>34714356Cry about it, trannoid?
>>34714356It's jewish hair
>>34714356Sorry was too busy thinking about the shower pictures
>>3471435650% of replies to you are trolling you
Is somebody bald trying to talk shit they can't keep up with?
>>34714356I'm sure it's lovely, dear.
>>34714357She is into girls though
>>34714356we want a newer pictureit's your personality that's unattractive, not your hair or body or anything
>>34714366but im not
>>34714365i imagine you sitting at a dining table, reading the newspaper, and sipping on coffee as you absentmindedly say this
>>34714342You really think you'll feel like that at 25? I'm 33, and the my only subjective feeling of aging is my apm doesn't hit 400 every game anymore.
>>34714352Femanons, I think she's a bit mad about you now
Which is more humiliating and why:Being a woman and dating a tranny with bigger tits than you or being a man and dating a tranny with a bigger dick than you?Post gender
>>34714313>I do love music though, and I'd miss the simple, everyday sounds like wind and rain and birdsongsBut what is any of that compared to a family?
I hate that I'm not lean enough to take arm pics and really look muscular. I'm strong and my arms are decently big, but the individual muscle definition is lacking under all but the most perfect light because I'm too fat.
>>34714359not my fault tho>>34714366no im not
>>34714369
>>34714374You're gay
>>34714374>I'm too fat.hot...
>>34714371Oh there's the bald moid
>>34714356Don't careDidn't askAlso, you're a spamming atrention-whoring troon
>>34714374Losing fat is way easier than gaining muscle
femanons find this attractive?
>>34714354can someone tell me if i am being a bitch? he doesn't give a fuck about my opinions and he wants to spend money as if we were rich, instead of living below our means. i am pissed off at this bs
>>34714375>not my fault thoI never commented on the hair though
>>34714382mmmm
I think it's cute how much effort girls put into dates.
>>34714379Uh no, just a normalhaired moid
>>34714388It's not
>>34714385Your concerns sound reasonable. Plus I think light and color are good for a baby's eye development.
Do guys piss after they nut?
>>34714388wouldnt knowthe only time i ever went on a date the girl looked like she just got out of bed, except her hair was tied back. i mean it didnt bother me at the time cuz idk anything about women but in hindsight i guess she didnt give a fuck
>>34714394No peeing from a hard dick
>>34714394most of the timeif i jack off, clean myself, and immediately go to bed, when i piss in the morning it feels like the jizz glued my urethra shut
>>34714394I often need to pee after I cum
>>34714393thank you! i am so annoyed by this. he can be really picky. for example he doesn't know how to cook, and when i am cooking he tells me how to do it
>>34714394Sometimes, after getting softer
>>34714394Not always. But it's probably a good idea, since if the cum dries on our urethra it'll cause the piss stream to split into two different jets going opposite directions.
>>34714399you should break up
>>34714375Didn't you finger that woman?
>>34714399How the fuck can someone be an adult and not know how to cook? Are you gumping it?
>>34714399You might need marital counseling
if korrasami poster is here, i just restarted watching legend of korra
>>34714368I don't believe youNot woman is 100% straight
>>34714407Isn't that some dyke
>>34714391Post hair and forehead or you're bald.
>>34714407Bad kittenBad!
>>34714409no the woman who posts fanart of two anime women making out is definitely heterosexual
>>34714403no lol, he is my soulmate. i just wish he cared a bit more about my insights. he is 9 years older than me, tho. i feel like he sees me as a cute girl and not a woman. i want to make him find me cool and sexy, take me seriously... maybe i am not mature enough rn, but i really want to be a lady
>>34714409>>34714412She's bi
>he's back for round 2 of the tranny larp
>>34714412Sorry, i don't pay close attention to what happens here. I missed a lot of the porn and drama.
>>34714413Femanon, I don't care enough about your feelings to say this kindly, but you're a mouthbreathing retard and should get out of that relationship if you have even a modicum of self respect, but you don't strike me as the type for that
>>34714404no i just had a bisexual friend when i was 15
>>34714407Why would you watch this garbage?
What are some signs someone is lower class?
>>34714405he doesn't really cook, he didn't know how to chop onions for example.>>34714406we aren't married yet, but i agree we both should talk with a professional in the middle
>>34714410Ew, I'm not doxxing myself here like you
>>34714415She's so ugly she had to dyke out. No white man would settle for her.
>>34714419You touched her clit
>>34714413>9 years older than me>he's my soulmate>posts on 4chan>20 years old>muh identity issues>types like an uwu immature retardyou deserve everything bad that happens to you
>>34714422>he didn't know how to chop onionsYou're gumping it, got it. Hope the downie dick is worth it
>>34714421They post on 4channel
femanon, we're going to hang out at my place and watch Better Call Saul.
>>34714421baseball cap
>>34714423Shut up, baldcel.
>>34714413>he sees me as a cute girlYes that's exactly the appeal of you
>>34714413You're not that dumb foid who dated a man who's been cheating on his wife half a year ago?
>>34714262The last time I gave a woman from this thread my time it did not go well. No
>>34714429What is it about
>>34714431Nah
>>34714226Not very long. Maybe 10 mins lol
>>34714421Buying nuggets freqently at the grocery store.
>>34714262is it ok if my dingaling aint so big
>>34714426why? i seriously need some guidance.1) what is wrong with dating an older guy?2) ...3) you post on 4chan too4) ...5) i have bpd, i have had identity issues for my whole life6) how am i supposed to type?
>>34714436Nah. No scalp, no help. Leave.
>>34714421Losing custody
>>34714432exactly, i don't want to be like this. i need to get better.
>>34714408i have as much interest in women as you do in men
>>34714433no.
>>34714441>Leave.Yeah no
>>347144401. dont be stupid3. youre female, it's different. for a guy to post on 4chan, it's no big deal. you have to have something REALLY wrong with you to end up here as a woman. like autism or bpd kek5. lmao6. not like a rapebait discord kitten
>>34714445so like, 15-20% ?
>>34714450Ok, then I can continue to force you to talk to me forever.
>>34714445You are definitely more interested in women
>>34714453why can’t ppl just heterosexual nowadays :/
>>34714454Nah, you can't do that either
>>34714456Women aren't straightEither gay or bi but not straight
>>34714456your gender keeps pissing birth control juice into the water supply turning all the men (and frogs) gay
>>34714459my love is for men and men only, im not a homo like u
>>34714461You are a man.
>>34714458I just did and I'll keep doing it.
>>34714464nu uh
>>34714461Why are you so offended?Do you think lesbians are gross?
>>347144511. i wish i was older, id give up 9 years of my life to be his age...3. i didn't really know this, is that why you guys kinda hate woman here?5. ...6. i didn't think i didthanks for answering. i seriously feel lost
>rule breaker>fat fetish homo dude >kitten trannoid >some other guy pretending to be a womanThe absolute state of /atoga/.
She is my muse
>>34714471leave fat fetish anon out of this..!
>34714474shut up faggot
>>34714468this is your boyfriend keklmao
>>34714471I'm here for anons, not them
>>34714471>whining and crying over who uses this thread to talkWhat a beta onions boy. If you're not her to communicate, Leave.
>>34714476you wouldnt be this mean to me if we were face to face
>>34714474fr she's a cutie
>>34714477Oh to be 35 with an 18 year old gf telling you about her friends (read: future gfs)
>>34714477i don't think he has ever said any of those things...
>>34714488he's a really good groomer then
>>34714477picrel seens familiar
>>34714481>What a beta onions boy.>If you're not herWhat did Ms. Piggy mean by that?
people always fucking hate me. i like this place because i get to understand why and i am concluding that i need to stop talking. be like those zen men, as little speech as possible
The show must go on.
She's 20 not 12 why is this a big deal?
What degree is the most attractive to women intrinsically and not because of its money making potential?
>>34714495i got bullied for my whole life, even by my own family. maybe i am retarded or something
>>34714494If you're not a woman, shut the fuck up!
>>34714504youre not retarded for being unlucky by surrounded by rude ppl
>>34714501engineering but not because of money making. it's just badass. i used to want to be an engineer
If the guy was 40 the bf would be the victim
>>34714499expired goods envy the young
>>34714506but anon there is something wrong with me. they didn't bully someone else, they always chose me...
>>34714492I bet your parents thought allowing their son to be groomed by a discord tranny and putting you on puberty blockers made them look virtuous to their WoW server.
>>34714505Nah
>>34714499Mentally, she's 12
>>34714505Oink oink oink
>>34714515So is he
>>34714465That pic is inaccurate and you know it. It's saggier
>>34714515why am i 12 mentally? please help me seem normal
>>34714513k
>>34714519>It's saggierYour nuts? Grandpa?
>>34714520leave 4chan and never return. this place rots your mind. ask for advice literally anywhere else
Where can I get a gf as groomable as >>34714520?
>>34714471Yeah this shit has cratered in quality
>>34714524i don't have anywhere else to go. my therapist is a libtard and tells me to go zen, my parents ignore me, my "friends" make fun of me...
>>34714521Damn it.>>34714513 was meant for >>34714493
>>34714529then simply dont ask anyone for advice and just live with your thoughts. it's better than here. listen to your libtard therapist. suffer through being with your friends. anywhere but here
>>34714527i wonder how atoga used to be a lot. i also wonder if i contributed to its downfall. i wish i was a normal human being
>>34714394Usually I piss after my dick gets flaccid. Helps clear out the pipes.
>>34714533I also wish you were normal but I don’t come here anymore
>>34714527atoga has been ass for as long as ive been here, but its much worse this past year than when i started browsing. but i've only been here since 22 or 23
>>34714532but i like it here. people are honest to me.>>34714535what do you mean anon? you are here...i tried YouTube advice, reading books, asking my parents, therapy...
>>34714539I don’t care
Fuck her pussy like you own it
should i play with a bow or with a hammer
>>34714539we call you a tranny retard bitch. is that honesty?what actual good has this place done you
i used to think i was like Tomoko, but she is cooler than me, i am not a weeb. when i found out about her i was like holy shit, she is so me.
>>34714549
>>34714544Warhammer!
>>34714548ok i get it, you want me out of here. i am sorry. this hurts. i promise I'll leave and never come back.what i mean is people irl probably think that I am a tranny because i probably look like one, but they would never say it to me. i like that people won't be fake nice because they feel sorry or something, you are cruel honest
>>34714544I don't understand the question
thread is shit without forearm pics as expected
>>34714555nice trips but i have decided to hammer away
ok, bye I guess. i am really sorry for being so obnoxious. i learned my lesson. i'll be a more quiet person from now on.
Thread would improve if femanons other than BV or JH posted vocaroos.
>>34714556Quick word of /adv/ice for you: Go be a retard on /soc/, fat fetish spammer.
>>34714560you won't learn in fact nobody learns
>>34714561JH still posts here?
kill ugly men
>>34714567when i moved to another place i didn't know anyone and was also angry with my parents. i spent like 4 months without saying almost any word locked in my room. i think that's when my mental health issues became even worst.my point is, i can be quiet.
>Interlocking fingers when I breed a foid
>>34714570you're the most problematic one here
>>34714576i deserve to live
>>34714561Gross no I'm not doing that
>>34714584How is that “gross”?
Vanilla passionate sex is the best
>>34714579F or M?What happened?
My underwear smells like cum
>>34714590didn't know anyone, didn't have anywhere to go, my parents were busy. i learned how to play guitar and got obsessed over Alice in Chains. when i started school i tried to be grunge and dressed as an emo hobo. also tried to act mysterious and shit. probably because i felt shy and was trying to canalize it lol
>>34714590She's been drama queening all thread
>>34714595>Alice in ChainsBased
>>34714584I said femanons. No one wants to hear your man voice.
ok that's it. i hope i never comeback here. i am sorry for everything, i give up on this place
my underwear smellslike pussy
if you had to clean a family member's home and the official estimated cost would be roughly 2.5k for a professional cleaner, would you be offended if they paid you 150 dollars for the job?
>>34714602
>>34714596Oh…>>34714595I mean, a lot of people had some sort of bumps through HS. But it’s better to leave that stuff to the past. None of it really matters now. Took me until I completed college that all that BS is past me.
>>34714604I'd be okay with it, but hopefully I'd have the right products and tools to clean their house.
>>34714602real?
Why do women always expect sex?
>>34714602It smells like a man's hairy pooey asshole.
We shouldn't bully femanons
>>34714604For a family member, I would clean for free.Especially if they are in dire straights.They can just buy me a meal after all the work, and some drinks, lol.
>>34714601Are you the Argentine Femanon?Trini or something?
i dont like that
ay gurl r u a beaver?cuz dam
>>34714627im not showing u my beaver hehe
SWITZERLAND WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME
>>34714628it would make my day
>>34714629I want Swiss chan.
>>34714602My thong smells like pussy
Women, would eat another woman out?
It's 2026, are you people STILL talking about Messi?
>>34714612Why do men have a multibillion dollar industry about cuckolding themselves repeatedly?
>>34714631If she can train better footballers then I do too
Is it possible to get a tall girlfriend, if I am a short guy?
>>34714634Who's a messy boy
>>34714637If you wait a few years then you can order a robot girlfriend who's taller than you.
>>34714614only kp because she deserves it
>>34714629fake country deserved. How are you getting a red for simulation after you just scored against a team that was literally dead. It is so fucking retarded
>>34712264Women, what would you do in this situation?
>>34714644wont fit how?
>>34714645u stretch ur bussy?
>>34714643I think you mentioned this in the past.But why don’t you like Switzerland?
>>34714604No because I'd do that job for free assuming I was on good terms with them, which I am with all of my immediate family.
>>34714644Another circumcision. This is why I like smaller men.
>>34714646can you just let me be horny?
>>34714647I don't know, money laudering
>>34714643>fake countryVery Gaddafi pilled
moids, if u got a gf, would you be weirded out to find out she had a body pillow of you in her bed?
Who would you think this woman's intended audience is?Men or women?
>>34714654I would also like to know the answer to this.
>>34714656This feels so weirdly invasive to me.
>>34714656Cucks
>>34714656Why would she post this?
>>34714654Hmmm.Did she make that pillow before or after we met?
>>34714651bet u take some thick creamy shits
>>34714656Why do men like high heels? I think they look silly
>>34714456Our endocrine systems are fucked to hell in the modern world
>>34714664does it matter
>>34714666Satanic 2 cup drinker.
>>34714656 What’s the source?And I think… both.
>>34714654Very cute and kinda quirky weird
>>34714667We think they are awesome and want to wear them but society doesn't let us so we live vicariously through women
>>34714667i think they look cute
>>34714654is there an attachment?
>>34714465>>34714465Why does she have an extra ear?
>>34714664Before
>>34714676>Why is AI slop so sloppy?
>>34714669It kinda does, yes.>>34714677Uh, probably medium concern.How did she get a pic of me? Lol
>>34714654it would be almost endearing
>>34714667The high heels are for women, not men
>>34714680You posted it online.
>>34714654women should not have body pillows, it isn't ladylike
>>34714680>How did she get a pic of me? Lolno she commissioned an artist an art rendition of you by just describing how you look to them
>>34714667im told its cause lifting your heels makes your butt look different
>>34714667women like high heels more than men doi dislike them because it fucks up their toes, gives them bad posture, and makes their tits look smaller because of said bad posturei'm more fond of NON CLUNKY mary janes tbqh
>>34714656>>34714671Answer is: it's womenhttps://www.instagram.com/stylinbysarah_/She looks good for her age but not hot enough to be a threat to women, so her content is mostly just thirst trapping other women
>>34714689Do they make high heels in special sizes for people like you?
>>34714690i think mary janes are cute, i really want to get some, but whats wrong with the clunky kind?
>>34714667Why the fuck do you think we like them?I'm not a foot fag or a fashion fag and I certainly don't think it's a good idea for women to wear footwear that is painfulThe only pain that I want her to feel for me is my large cock stretching her holes
>>34714697how big do you think my feet are??
>>34714701i'm simply just tired of seeing them everywhere. they look dumb
>>34714702>Why the fuck do you think we like them?Why else do women wear them whenever they're trying to be sexy?
>>34714706Have to remember that for women they can't just look sexyThey have to feel sexyTo feel sexy they have to wear clown makeup, have a ton of accessories, and wear uncomfortable shoes for some reason because they want to show off for other women
>>34714471No cr*cNo KorraNo M*GNo SargeNo NeuroNo GarfieldNo HomewreckerLess ENTJLess ExhibLess JHLess Makima posterLess StardewLess qtLess SwissWhat are we complaining about again?
>>34714703Why avoid the question? I'm trying to learn and be a good ally.
>>34714706because they've been socialized to think that's what is sexy. newsflash, it isnt the 1950s anymore, heels are unremarkable ugly useless uncomfortable shoes. women need to stop trying to appeal to the tastes of men who died before they were born
Having vegetable soup and bread for dinner like a peasant.
>>34714708We have lost a lot of the thread. These guys are complaining about nothing.
>>34714654Why not sleep with him instead?
>>34714713God I wish that were me...
>>34714716You're right. I could have >him turned into a pillow instead.
>>34714716sex is scary for a woman, men dont understand how vulnerable it seems.
show cock
>>34714686>>34714688Hmmm..I guess, I wouldn’t be too bothered. IDK, it would take a lot more than that to phase me.
women need to get this in their headsclothes cannot be sexymakeup cannot be sexyshoes cannot be sexylingerie cannot be sexywomen are sexy, not things
>>34714695Thanks, anon.
>>34714725but anime and video game women can be?
>>34714701Dainty.I like.
Women: the last guy you had sex with, how long did you know them before having sex with them for the first time?
>>34714723Okay~*commissions this lady so I can hold >his yarn cock in my hand*
>>34714731they trick the mind into thinking that they're womenit's not sexy, it's just something you fap to. that's all masturbating is. tricking the brain into thinking it's having sex
>>34714713Sounds good.GIB!
>>34714656Why do the panties have so much material in the front just show ass cleavage in the back?What's the point?
>>34714689I'd be so happy if women actually believed this
>>34714737… that picrel is scary though, lmao.Probably uncanny valley. Or looks like a mummified person.
>>34714739careful you'll trigger her gender dysphoria
>>34714505>If you're not a woman, shut the fuck up!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzGA_glnkM
>>34714708You forgotBimboSweet n LowTriniLondon
>>34714746Fuck my life
Do atogan men know how to give women an orgasm?
GenderHOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU GET ON WORK DAYS
>>34714741the less you think about women's clothing, the better. all of it is retarded nonsensical weird bullshit. imagine buying a jacket without buttons, you can't close it. they would sell literally ZERO of those for men. but women buy dumb bullshit clothes like that all the time. some scraps of see through nylon? that's a "shirt" according to women. pants that end just below the knee? went out of fashion in 1800 for men, but women thit that shit is cool. god i just hate modern women's fashion so much it is making me grey
>>34714708What’s the point of being in a general if you don’t like any of the lolcows?
>>34714753M5-6 hours
>>34714752You notice when she gets her hair cut and tell her it looks good.
>>34714722I am not a slut
>>34714758So no. How embarrassing.
>>34714735Like 30min
>>34714757Do you get sleepy during the day? Drink coffee?
>>34714753MI don’t work.. been a NEEt for about 4 years now.And I sleep on average 9 hours.
>>34714752Hitachi
>>34714755I like the Anons who stay Anons.
>>34714762sometimes. no
>>34714752Teach me
>>34714752virgin hereyou have to find the clitorisidk what your supposed to do with it thoughpop it like a pimple kek
>>34714750At least London was hot
>>34714767Fair enough
>>34714763then the question doesnt apply to you, welfare queen
>>34714768Okay cool, thanks for answering. Any tips on staying awake?
>>34714752Tickle her ovaries until she passes out?
>>34714748>whether it's pronounced jif or gif, shut up!Based
>>34714774i do jumping jacks or slap myself when nobody is looking hahai'm almost always fully awake after a couple hours though. it's just the drive to work and the very beginning of the shift where i struggle
>>34714752Idc
>>34714773Back to sleep.You’re too angy,
>>34714748>Star wars>Star wars againHaaaaaa maybe she posts here.
what is she hogging out about now?
>>34714752Introduce her to Chad?
>>34714777lol that's a good idea. Get the blood moving. Thanks
>>34714748I wish AOC was this based.
>>34714752Trick questionWomen don't have orgasms
>>34714752Isn't that why women get bulls?
>>34714752Yes
Something stressed me out
>>34714793Yeah
>>34714799You okay, babe?
>>34714799Don't worry we are here for you.
I feel like he’s always mad at me
>>34714746Fuck the transphobes. You’re beautiful babe <3
>>34714809Angry sex is good sex
>>34714808Nag I used to
I think if I were mad at someone in a relationship I would refuse to have sex with them.
>>34714808What an awful sound
>>34714808Not right now. Need to gym a bit longer. Also, figure out how to take two days off during the week.
>>34714818Sumo wrestling has a women's division?
Woah th
>>34714808How do you do this without causing testicular torsion?
>>34714819How much would men pay to sit front row or watch live streams?
>>34714818Boxing?
>>34714828Doesn't heavyweight cap at 250?
>>34714825Maybe that's part of the point?
I want a kiss from him
>>34714834Me too, just to spite you.
It spills in heavy, sour folds,A form the mirror barely holds.Each layer shifts, a sluggish wave,A trap of skin, a living grave.It rolls and quakes with every stride,A mass you cannot tame or hide.A breathless, dull, and sickly tide,Where shame and heavy flesh collide.
my tummy hrts
>>34714840>hrtsDon't tell trans pplThey'll ask you to vore them.
Her fat pools and settles at the base,Erasing outline, form, and grace.A dull and unresponsive jelly,That shakes across her heavy belly.It traps the heat and traps the sweat,A prison that is always wet.A sluggish, thick, unmoving sea,That kills erections on you and me.
>>34714424She's actually in a white psychopath's harem
>>34714844That's pretty good. I hope it's not AI
>>34714846It is.
Idc she can flirt all she wants and talk aboutbfucking I dont like her
>>34714852Who
>>34714852Jh? Korra? Swiss? Kp?
>>34714854A woman in irl
>>34714856This isn't gioyc nįɣɣer
>>34714845why do they all have the same fantasy
>>34714752>Do atogan men know how to give women an orgasm?I'm single, so I haven't paid much attention to it. Apparently the British news has a repository of information on it, so i guess I'll start when when I start dating
>>34714855What the fuck is your problem?
>>34714859>why do they all have the same fantasyEvolution.
>>34714858No this is my diary
Moodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCzLhySDWME
>>34714862What, lots of femanons flirt and talk about fucking
0.O
Is it wrong to fantasize about ss as the shota?
>>34714866They should stop, it's unseemly.
>>34714866You angered the cheese with holes in it
Women how do you honestly feel about a guy who is still a virgin
>>34714869>>34714870HahahaAre you asexual now? What is happening
>>34714865based
>>34714871I don't think I believe it anymore.
>>34714874the fat strangling your throat is cutting off the oxygen supply to your brain
>>34714865https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhXOVQprYxk
>>34714879Why are you angry about talking about sex on here? Is it because your husband is tiny?
>>34714868I don't know why it would be. I guess if you're a woman fantasizing about being the woman in /ss/ it's almost something creepy but anything else is just an impossible fantasy
Should I text her? It's 2 am but it's also Saturday so idk what she's doing. Also we haven't talked in a while so I doubt she cares but worth a shot, no?
>>34714881You will burn in hell for eternity for trooning out your son.
What is the boyfriend experience?
>>34714884Sounds repetitive and tedious.
>>34714887And you will burn in hell for not submitting to your husband's microweenie.
>>34714890Keep me out of your disgusting fujo fantasies.
whys everyone so quiet, i miss talking to all the cute moids here
>>34714895none of them are cute
My ex keeps bringing me gifts and presents and it makes me sad and guilty. Why is she doing this
>>34714897at least 5 of them are cute
>>34714894>fujoYou transitioned?I thought you had a vagina?
>>34714898She's trying to bribe you to dick her down.
>>34714900name 5
>>34714901Pretty sure that’s not her lol
>>34714903how should i know, ive never seen any of their faces
>>34714904Damn larpers. Get a real hobby.
>>34714902I really don’t want to. The sex was fantastic but the emotions were so bad
>>34714906describe 5
>>34714908Then you gotta stop accepting her gifts full stop, bro.
>>34714909ur question makes no sensebut i suspect ohio is a cutie
>>34714753F7-8If I have less I’m useless.
>>34714912oh, it's fat fetish anon opinion diiscarded
>>34714916everyones so mean to me when im nothing but nice to you all, seriously starting to hurt my feelings
>>34714735Couple of months
>>34714753Idk. Most times I don't feel rested when I wake up. And my body is fighting sleep rn.
>>34714910I do, but she’s planting them on my vehicle and stuff
>>34714917You'd have liked exhibanon before he lost weight too.
>>34714898To make you feel guilty.
>>34714708Miss Stardew, so positive, so hot.
>>34714920Put them on the ground with a cease and desist letter.
Call me Sir
>>34714927Sir yes Sir! o7
>>34714927Xir, we don't do dat.
>>34714898really? mine keeps bringing back dead rodents but i dont have the heart to tell her to stop or let her see me throwing them away
>>34714922Fucking emotional manipulation>>34714926Extreme, and scary, but that is a good nuclear option
I won't ask you to accept me as your God. A real God just makes you obey.
08:33 good night
>>3471465612 hours? That’s a bj session with nothing in return
>>34714888Do you mean>women what is your experience with your boyfriend(s)>men what is your experience as a boyfriend??
>>34714939Then where is the real one?
>>34714656Engagement farming men, trying to sell women something
>>34714947what it's like to have one
>>34714633Yes.
>>34714888Being love bombed for the first 2-3 weeks, him being really attentive and into you for about 3 months and then that gradually tapering off to being annoyed by your presence by month 6-12. Variable depending on how much he likes you as a person, how much he hates confrontation, and how much he values easy access to sex vs how much you annoy him.
>>34714356Where are the hair pucs? Never seen them>>34714360What?
>>34714939
>>34714654I would be elated
>>34714962>femanon staring her chaturbate stream
>>34714752Kinda
>>34714963The art looks like shit
>>34713588Looks fine?
>>34714960M. Sounds about right, I imagine. This is why I've stayed single. I don't want to end up being that guy, and I'm sure I would. And it doesn't seem worth all the work of finding and wooing a woman.
Cmon now everyone we should put our differences aside and watch me masturbate
>>34714985>centrist sex worker
>>34714927>Call me SirHow about I call you Siri?
>>34714990Just make sure to pick voice option 2 or 4
Post about sex
>>34714994i wish to have it, i have nothing else to say
>>34714752>Do atogan men know how to give women an orgasm?My gf would tell you, with a dreamy expression, that I most assuredly do. But truthfully, women vary enormously in terms of what's required. Sometimes it takes a long time (by which I mean months, not minutes).
It id crazy to think about how unique everyonr here is for being here and /postingg in atoga at this very moment
WomenWhy are women so competitive and catty to each other?
>>34714667>Why do men like high heels?They change the shape of the whole leg.
>>34714654Sounds rather sweet.
>>34715002>Why are women so competitive and catty to each other?Because of men.
The throuple is a lie.
>>34714994>Post about sexIt's Latin for "six".
WomenHow do you deal with rude/mean/bitchy women?
>>34715008One of my exes was in a throuple for a bit. She was very happy.
>>34715002Not my experience
I'm unworthy of a partner
>>34714985Who is we?
MenThoughts on sex workers and porn stars?
Is this true?
>>34714888You annoy him and he endures.
>>34715019no because i don't think anyone on reddit looks like the people on the left
Sometimes you guys really suck but I still love each and every one of you and I'm glad I came in here for relationship advice way back when because I've had more good times than bad here.
>>34715017I'm very mixed on it. As an exhibitionist myself, I can obviously understand some of the appeal, but like... Once stuff is on the internet, it's not coming off of it. For that reason I think it should always be done with a degree of anonymity. No full name, no identifiable tattoos, hide most of the face, etc. That way one can at least attempt to back out and not be known for it later in life.
Damn, everyone was saying that hospitalized senator everyone hates was actually dead, and then another senator everyone hates dies.
>>34715017Personal freedom and whatnot, but I dont think they should be parents and I don't think there should be a law prohibiting them to.
>>34715027how can you be an exhibitionist if you haven't stepped outside in over a decade?
>>34715019Partially. All kinds of people have sex. The couples who invited me into threesomes were very attractive though.
>>34714878you don't believe that incels exist?
>>34715002I have never encountered that outside of men on xwitter and 4chan claiming that it must be so
>>34715025Yeah you too
>>34715017It must really suck going into the industry willingly as a woman, becoming a multimillionaire in your early 20s, owning a home in the most wealthy and safe parts of this world, and then still complaining about social aspects whilst women are in full control of society.
>>34715046Why are men so focused on the top 0.1% at all times?
>>34715011If I can the same way I deal with a dog barking at me from it's yard, keep walking. It doesn't happen often.
Only 3 types of atoga femanon exists>braphogs>pooners>men
>>34715046>>34715051>Why are men so focused on the top 0.1% at all times?Most porn stars are making a ton.
>>34715053The men here certainly act womanly.
>>34715021Nta but that's literally the point the pic is making
>>34715053Is that in order of best to worse or worse to best
>>34715056yeah but the pic says "who you think is posting about their kinky threesome on reddit" and that anon asked if it was true and i said no because i don't think that's who's posting about their kinky threesome on reddit
>>34715054Where does one find this information? I have doubts.
>>34715051How many female american porn stars like her do you think exist? How much do they earn for a scene and how many do they shoot? Are you perhaps conflating sex workers who sometimes shoot porn for the Internet with porn stars?
>>34715059How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>34715046Some sex workers do it for fun and for validation. They're usually ugly women that men wouldn't want to see otherwise and get a high when men want to pay her for sex. A lot of young sex workers are getting paid by Arabs, Indians, Blacks, divorcees, old guys, etcSome sex workers do it because they see other whores doing money counts on instagram and tiktok ($3,000 in 2 days!!!)Some sex workers do it because they're too stupid and lazy to study or get a normal job and see it as easy moneySome sex workers are survival sex workers just trying to survive, no families, drug problems, treated like shit by society, have no other optionsSocial media and (((porn producers))) tend to glamorize sex work
>>34715051>Why are women so focused on the top 0.1% at all times?good question!
>>34715064So, not pornstars. And I was told very sternly that women sex workers and porn stars are trafficked and kept chained in basements when they aren't stretched out, so maybe check your assumptions too.
>>34715063pretty sure you're the one who doesn't understand perspective and not me but unfortunately you're too dumb to realize
>>34715063What does that have to do with anything?
>>34715065When men ask women what they think of men they invariably describe how they feel about the bottom 99% thoughever
Gotta say, you guys are hella catty, baseded the fuck out
>>34715019Largely yes. There are more normal looking, old, weird looking etc people than combinations of people most people would agree are young, fit and conventionally hot. That said it is a benefit of stories specifically that you get turned on from the language or situations described, without being turned off by any concrete visuals. It is practical.
>>34715073which still implies a focus on the few, as women never remove themselves from having non-stop heterosexual relationships completely.
>>34715076While I agree that pickmes deserve the rope, what you've said just isn't correct. I don't date and none of my friends date
>>34715078then dating isn't the word; I deliberately avoid the term that's more accurate because people see red when they're reminded of what they've done and how many times.
>>34715011Kill them with kindness. Not sweetly niceness that can read passive aggressive, just solid friendliness. I pretend I do not pick up on any bitchy vibes. Either the other woman relaxes because she realizes I'm not getting on her case even if she provokes me, so she can lay off and be chill herself. Or she actively wanted a catty dynamic and then she will realize I'm not playing along and people looking at us will just think she's being a bitch for no reason, so she will stop. Sometimes it can take a while but I have never had anyone not adjust their attitude at all.
>>34715054>Most porn stars are making a ton.This is objectively bullshit. Most people in porn make a pittance.
>>34715083True, I had a boyfriend in my early twenties and I lived with him for a few years and slept with him several times. It's still one of my greatest regrets but it isn't why I haven't had men in my life since
AllWhy is young love so much sweeter and intense than dating after 25?
>>34715096It's easier to trust and fall in love when you haven't been abused, manipulated or betrayed yet.
goodnight kisses to my non existent bf cya tomorrow atoga
>>34715002It's definitely not worse than men are competitive with one another. The only difference is men compete very openly (maybe a bit under the guise of humor/ball busting but otherwise openly) and for women overt aggression or competition is a lot more taboo so they get passive aggressive and implicit about it.That said, I don't know if it is a generational difference or just the people I have known, but the classic "frenemies" from shows etc I have never known in my life, and by far most of the jabs and digs I did experience were in puberty when everyone is full of insecurities and rage.
>>34715096I think that is nonsense, I think later in life people are usually a lot more aware of how rare real love is and they treat it a lot more preciously than teenagers who think their whole life will be filled with falling in love and exciting adventures. That said, the other anon is sort of right that I feel people who do feel this way (that their first love never compared etc) just became a lot more guarded, cynical and less emotional overall with age. That is absolutely not a necessity, and it can also go the other way around. Overall young love is just idealized because on average people associate it with an innocent time free of adult responsibilities and worries, where it is easy to believe life will forever go on like this. There is huge overlap with why people fetishize youth in general. A feeling of promise and possibilities - it is not 100% bullshit, but young people usually do not experience it that strongly compared to nostalgic old people looking back.
WomenWhat flavor deodorant should a man wear
>>34715109 None
>>34715111Oh… so this is what it’s like to be on the receiving end
>>34715109I don't care, the sandalwood, peppermint, lemon/lime, pine stuff all smells good to me. That said, make sure not to use scented deodorant when you are also wearing cologne, you really want to combine that with products that are odorless or very very subtle not to ruin the effect.
>>34715066>>34715089>This is objectively bullshit. Most people in porn make a pittance.Porn stars make a lot more than you think>girl wants easy money>you go girl>she gets it>gets old, industry doesn't need her anymore>doesn't have anything to show up other than being a slut>can't get normal life>act as a victim
>>34715116Would you rather your moid wear a scented deodorant that you like or an unscented one in conjunction with a cologne whose flavor profile you like
>>34715120If given the choice then cologne because it is just the superior product, deodorant's main aim is to mask or reduce sweat, cologne is specifically designed to smell alluring. That said both options would be totally fine with me and I can't fault anyone for not being interested enough in the world of scent profiles to pick out a cologne that suits them. It is not as easy as it seems because you don't want the one that smells best straight out of the bottle, you want the one that smells best mixed with your own natural scent.
>>34715101>goodnight kisses to my non existent bfI'm standing right here.
>>34715096>Why is young love so much sweeter and intense than dating after 25?It isn't.t. oldfag in love
>>34715119Why don't incels just go into porn? They'd get laid and paid for it.
>>34715123You seem like you would have good thoughts on men’s fragrances. I suspect I have spoken to you before on this topic. I’m gonna ask again anyways.What would your hypothetical moid wear?You can go broad as scent family and notes or go as detailed as specific fragrance
She puts the weights into my little heart
>>34715130I'm sorry anon but I disagree, I read lots of articles/papers on all topics so I know in general terms about the scent industry but I have never known anybody close to me who wore a "serious" scent and have not done so myself either. I also live in a place where it is incredibly common for people not to use scents other than scented hygiene products. So I know the theory but not really beyond that.Besides as I said, from what I do know, there really is no such thing as saying "this is a good scent for a man". Of course there are scents - like the ones I mentioned, pine and sandalwood - that somehow the world has started associating with masculinity, just like we associate floral scents with femininity. But it is always individual at the end of the day. It is like if you were to ask what a good color for a man to wear is, but what color is good to wear depends on your complexion, the color of your hair and eyes, not your sex alone, it is not possible to give solid advice on just that. If you are interested in this I very much recommend you to just go to a store and approach an employee explaining you are looking for a fragrance that really enhances your natural scent and is good for everyday wear. They will suggest a few options (and give you samples, usually) and then you can start seeing patterns, e.g. realizing of the three scents you like best, they are all relatively heavy on spices, or heavy on fresh scents like pine and peppermint, so then you know this is the general direction you should be looking into and then you just keep refining.
Sad to see Argentina advances, but at least Switzerland put up a good fight.Now I have to root for fucking England, which I never had thought I would would.
>>34715133>It is like if you were to ask what a good color for a man to wear isYou misunderstood me, I was asking (You) and for your specific taste. This is less me asking for advice and more me performing a census.For what it’s worth my current favorite is Le Beau Narcisse which features white musk prominently and I believe is in line with your philosophy of enhancing one’s natural qualities. I’ve been getting into “second skin” style fragrances. Etat Libre Orange does one called Ghost in the Shell that’s cool
>>34713545No, bush is disgusting
>>34715017Pitiful
Men, have you ever had sex with a prostitute and then couldn’t tell if your penis was inside her or not, because her vagina was so wide? And if so, did tou ask for a refound?
>>34715152As I said anon I have never had any man close to me who wore a real scent, so I have no frame of reference and no clue what I personally prefer...
>>34715096>he fell for meme
>>34713545Totally depends on the person, but out of the three men I've had sex with, two preferred hairy (one outright forbade me to shave or trim anything down there) and all three were fine with the bush even for eating me out. So it is not fictional, but saying how common one group is vs the other is still hard.
>>34715127>oldfag in loveHow did that happen?
>>34715030Yup, very common. We see people die in retirement homes all the time.
I hate seeing her sad but I have to leave her alone
>>34715019It’s confirmation bias. The people on the left are loud about it, and you assume the people on the right are just regular straight normies.
>>34715128Because most men don’t have a penis which only 0.1% of men have
So there's no point in taking a pregnancy test until you miss a period, right?
>>34715176>assume the people on the right are just regular straight normiesLooking like that? The ones on the left look more normal.
>>34712297Homewrecker femanon?
>>34715161>no clue what I personally prefer...NTA. How is this possible when you seem to have such a strong interest in the subject?
>>34715184Yes I meant the other way around haha. I struggle with left and right
>>34715128The guys in BLACKED make 4k a video
>>34715182Yes and no, it is possible to test positive up to like six days before you should have gotten your period. The thing is that a negative test at that point is inconclusive so will not give you peace of mind. Plus a majority of pregnancies ends in miscarriage/period very early so even if you ARE pregnant, it is not given that you won't get your period. The only reason I see to test now already is if you want to keep the pregnancy if you are pregnant and being pregnant or not will influence whether you will go binge drinking in a few days or so. But again even then it is just an indication and not a surefire way to find out you aren't pregnant.
>>34715146You don't have to root for anyone, Anon. They can't make you if you don't let them.
>>34715192It's just morally correct and natural to hate Argentina at this point.
>>34715177Only 0.1% of women would be able to take a dick that size.
>>34715187As I said I just love reading about most topics really, if the author is a good writer I will read whatever they wish to write about. And the thing with scents and flavors is everything sounds good/tasty when it is described with a lot of passion. That does not mean you will actually enjoy the taste or smell irl yourself. So reading about it is not enough, you have to get real life experience. If I ever end up being a rich lady I will for sure dive deep into this world because it does interest me and I would like to find out more. But right now I know it'll open up a new world to spend money on I don't have so I am happy to just stick to my Dove deodorant for now.
>>34715191I'm definitely not that far along yet, I was just curious how early I should start testing. Thanks for the advice.
>>34715195NTA but porn dick is not about the size, most male porn stars are above average at most, you can do a lot with angles and other camera tricks to make it look bigger anyway.The big deal is being able to achieve an erection when the mood is awkward and unsexy and a lot of unimpressed men are watching you. And then maintaining that erection through failed cuts, instructions to change positions, critical feedback. And then to cum right the second somebody wants you to cum, in the place and manner they instructed. Most men cannot do that, not even with a cocktail of viagra etc. This is the real talent for the male porn star, anything else they can work with or work around.
>>34714882>I don't know why it would be. I guess if you're a woman fantasizing about being the woman in /ss/ it's almost something creepy but anything else is just an impossible fantasyImplying JH is creepy?
>>34715204E-E-EPIC NAMEDROP!
>>34715201You're welcome, I hope you get the result you are hoping for!
>>34715128I have a decent sized dick, but I'm covered in acne almost head to toe.
>>34715196You seem like a cool, intelligent and sensible person.
>>34715204NTA. JH is creepy.
Women are gettig really bad its 1:1 but they ignore most men. Im ignoring women for the next couple years cus it seems to be working showing how shitty quality theyve become. They act like ur friend but do everything they can to be an u interactive gray zone object in most mens lives. Just ignore them, if theyre in trouble let them die. Theyre worsw than useless considering they just ignore u, seems like a good solution. Good women are peobably out there we just need to ignore the common ones who waste space until they die
>>34715188Then why would you think the normies are the ones posting about their threesomes, as per the picture? Threesomes isn't typical normie activity is it?
>>34715207ENTJQTDecades Schizo
>>34715214Thanks, I sure try!
>>34715223>Decades SchizoWho is that?
>>34715012FMF?
How often are you reading this board, in your dream?
>>34715221NTA but I think they meant that the people that are already seen as weirdos are more likely to share their weird stories than the people that can pass for normie/average/just like us.I don't know if that theory holds truth, though, this part is true but on the flip side people are also more likely to consider out there sex acts as wild, sexy and exotic when it involves young sexy people and as degenerate, gross and perverted when it involves people less conventionally attractive. >Threesomes isn't typical normie activityNot necessarily in a relationship I think, but all normie guys I have known had a threesome on their bucket list. I do think it is a very common and normal fantasy to have.
>>34715210That's a very considerate way of phrasing that.
The women here and outside seem like yellowed banana zombies on the inside that hunger foe hurting humans. Im basically done witn them and hoping if i blatantly ignore them now theyll get better. Basically no chance i didnt notice in life that the women in my life are absolute animals that i dont want to be with. My body revolts at the thought of being with any woman i know
>>34715194Sports fans are so weird.
>>34715229>I do think it is a very common and normal fantasy to have.But how many actually fulfil it? How many would really want to fulfil it?
>>34715230Yeah I know both outcomes can be heaven or hell depending on the specific circumstances so I don't want to assume. But I still hope it turns out well for you.>flashback to when I worked a call center job for a health insurance company that forced us to congratulate anyone starting the call with saying they were pregnant>mfw I ended up congratulating people only to then ID check them and realize they were teenagers and understand why they sounded sullen accepting my best wishesNever again.
>>34715203Most of that applies to women too. Hell, a ton of women already struggle to perform sexually privately for their boyfriends/husbands despite using lube and keeping the lights off.>cum right the second somebody wants you to cumThis isn't a requirement. They can cut the footage if he takes too long. And even with legit male orgasms they can and will still stuff her with fake cum to make the creampie more impressive.
>>34715237I know a few of them have fulfilled it, two even had a threesome with two guys while they really hoped to have one with two girls, just to experience a variety of sex with three people because that was still hot to them. I have no reason to believe any of those guys would've backed out from a FFM with remotely passable (to them) women. I know my own partner has also had multiple threesomes in both variations before meeting me. Of course a given real life sample size is never going to be statistically relevant but it is not my impression that it is rare.
>watching a video while gf is doing her own thing>girlfriend yaps about her video she's watching>have to continuously pause the video to listen to her yapping>time it, had to pause the video in the past 5 minutes 17 times because she overshares every single detail>haven't even went on for 20 seconds on my video>tell her if I can please just watch my video for a bit>she gets angry and upset>still tries to bring up her yapping by blurting out words in hoping that I'll take an interest in themshould I just tie her up and tape up her mouth? What's the solution here?
>>34715228>How often are you reading this board, in your dream?I've never dreamt I was reading or posting, but I've had dreams involving certain posters
>>34715240>Most of that applies to women too.In real life sex, yes, for the camera, no, because you cannot easily fake an ejaculation the way you can fake a female orgasm, nor can you fake an erection while you can definitely fake a woman being wet on camera (just fill her with lube).I am sure that women being able to perform with confidence and a natural air for the camera is also a specific thing to search for, but the same physical limitations are not there like they are for men. Female pornstars get selected on their ability to take a rough pounding and their youth and good looks, not their ability to cum on command because no real orgasm is ever expected of them in the first place.>They can cut the footage if he takes too long.Yes, for one or two times that's fine, but if this is a recurring thing you are consistently wasting time. Plus feeling pressure to cum when you can't is about the least sexy thing there is and would also cause a lot of men to lose their boner. Fake cum is an option but as long as there still are men able to cum on command that'll still be preferred.
>>34715243why would you say this about your girlfriend you freak? i hope she finds better
>>34715248hope she reads this bro
how to signal to a guy that im into weird shit in bed, and how to ask if him if hes willing to play into it
>>34715248She'd rather fuck a guy that doesn't put up with her bullshit than a white knight like you.
>>34715252Just tell him you're submissive and go from there
>>34715249im a girl, i wish i was friends with ur girlfriend so i could tell her to leave you and find a guy that appreciates her
>>34715233I'm not one, edgy little kid.
>>34715243Sounds like she is looking for more connetion because she feels bored, rejected or left out by your screen time. Do you live together? If not, realize you are being kind of rude coming to spend time with her and then starting a solo activity you want to enjoy uninterrupted without being bothered by the presence of this other person. That is fine if you stay over for days or live together but not really if you planned to spend time for a few hours. Doing something for yourself, yes, not wanting to be reminded of the other person's presence for X time, no.The real compromise though, ask her to let her finish your video uninterrupted and then put your phone aside and give her real attention for at least as long as the video lasted.
>>34715252Bring up the topic of fantasies and float it as this weird thing you once suddenly saw the appeal of (because of a sex dream or a certain porn clip you saw or a story or whatever). If he does not react or reacts negatively, say yeah I know, weird shit right, and never bring it up again. If he seems accepting, add that you have been thinking about it from time to time since then.
>>34715252>guy>taking signals from a girl
>>34715253She doesn't sound happy or fulfilled with OP though. That she is fucking him now doesn't mean she will forever. Most young relationships are only for while the fun lasts and it sounds like her fun is running out.
>>34715266thanks, this is good
>>34715258>leave you and find a guy that appreciates herhttps://i.4cdn.org/adv/1783576119578281.jpg
>>34715252Don't ask him, just do it. Moids will let you do almost everything during sex because they're horny and their penis is feeling good. They're animals basically
>>34715159>have you ever had sex with a prostituteYes>and then couldn’t tell if your penis was inside her or not, because her vagina was so wide?No actually, but I mostly just got blowjobs
>>34715280It’s so weird to read this as a normal sex haver, you must be baiting or a virgin
>>34715159I hope you are trolling and not seriously buying the >you can have sex with one man billions of time with no physical damage>but sex once with fifty different men wrecks your cunt itself worse than childbirth doestrope.
well my date was prettier than in her profile picturesshe was a total hottieshe said shes busy with work but will try to go for a follow up date on a friday nightlets hope she wasnt lying out of kindness
>>34715247>fake a woman being wet on camera (just fill her with lube).Sure, you can make her look wet but she can't take dick without injury if she isn't aroused. There is no viagra or cialis for women.>Female pornstars get selected on their ability to take a rough poundingSo, same as men's ability to give one.>and their youth and good looksImagine if male actors were required to be above average in looks and below average in age. Would be genetically and phyiscally impossible for most to get into porn no matter what.
>>34715288Smash?
>>34715290it was just the first date so no smash
>>34715278NTAThat pic has always given me a shameful boner
>>34715289I am pretty sure female pornstars just take the dick anyway and deal with the discomfort. Painkillers in advance can help. Lube decreases the risk of microtears. Plus unlike with an erection, as a woman you can get yourself wet with masturbation in advance and then still enjoy that muscle looseness and your fluids even if your arousal has mentally dried up since, it lasts longer. There's also muscle relaxants. >So, same as men's ability to give one.Not really, I think most men can do this physically, not all women can on the recceiving end. Again I think men's ability to keep their boner and cum on command is a lot more rare than ability to pound hard.As for your last line, well, that's exactly what I meant, that the qualities desired in male actors are already so rare that nobody can afford to pile on demands on top about their looks or youth or anything really.
usually I hope my dates are not too pretty. 7/10 is ideal. but they often turn out to be higher and then they ghost me.
>>34715296Kek, same.
>>34715278This is what assholes want you to believe because if you realize it's not true there is no reason anymore to put up with their assholery.
>>34715286Are you a schizoïd, what’s this got to do with my question?That would be like me responding>I don’t beleive in GodWhat the fuck does this got to do with what I said?
>>34715302You don't see the implication in your question that a whore would have an incredibly loose vagina for being a whore?
>>34715293>that's exactly what I meantYou are delusional, male actors aren't required to be 18-30 or top 40% in looks like female actresses. Men barely appear in the footage and even then are rarely even asked to shave.Cumming on command isn't a thing that's required in porn and erection drugs work so well that men have to get medical assistance to get their dicks soft. It'll stay rock hard for hours while he's panicking about having to get his dick amputated or some shit.
>summer time>still dating>station is 10 minutes away from my house>so warm that Im sweaty just rom the 10 minute walk despite not being fati might as well give up till summer is over. I cant make a good impression when I arrive to my dates sweaty as fuck
>>34715305Anon seriously look it up or watch a documentary about it like Louis Theroux's made. This is not my personal speculation I am just summarizing what I have heard from people inside the industry. I am sure they have reasons for coming to those conclusions even though you can "but what about" about it.
>>34715296They would've ghosted you either way lol
>>34715307Try to walk more slowly and only wear natural fibers like cotton or linen. Experiment with what deodorant works best. It also helps to ease into it, e.g. no cold shower before leaving because the heat will hit you that much harder because of the extreme contrast.
>>34715307just don't sweat brojust levitate
>>34715312true i do walk fastyears of incel walking made it my go to walking speed
>>34715304No, whore are women, with human’s vagina, some are loose some are tight.
>>34715300I'm a guy
>>34715314>incel walkinglol
>>34715323you dont know about the incel walking meme?
>>34715316>>34715302Sometimes it's funny how mentally ill some of you are.
>>34715325I do.
>>34715312>walking fast is now a hate crimeshant be strolling
>>34715319What does that change?
Women, what's the dumbest thing you've ever done with your hair?
>>34715338When I was a teenager I dreamed of "naturally" curly hair even though my hair is naturally very straight and also thick (= heavy, its own weight pulling it down). I insisted for some time on using round brushes to blowdry my hair in a way that made the shorter "bangs" around my face get round/curled. You probably cannot picture it but let me assure you it looked ridiculous, neither curly nor straight, just instantly raising the question wtf I did and what I was even aiming for in doing that.
>>34712264Do you ever see someone and mentally refer to them by a name that’s different to their real name because they just look like they’d have that name? There’s a girl I see around sometimes that I think of as Dani even though that’s not her name just because she looks like a Dani to me
>>34715338Doing an emo haircut and butterfly haircut. I need to stick my basic haircuts.
>>34715342>DaniWhite girl with an impressive posterior?
>>34715311Why would they ghost a guy in their league?
>>34715342I don't think people look like they'd have specific names but if I write excessively into my diary about someone I don't know I come up with a nickname for them. I do so even if I have heard their name since it's weird to be on a first-name basis with someone you don't know
>>34715347You’re kind of an annoying little nigger autist aren’t you
>>34715348Because when you observe the world around you see it from the first person POV, you dont see both of you together from a 3rd angle so when she looks at him she doesn't judge herself or both of them together but only him
>>34715338Bleached the fuck out of it to dye it. I am dark skinned and have curly dark hair, so it definitely didn't agree with me physically or aesthetically.
>>34715353That was a bit out of left field
>>34715357>t. Femanon of house Velaryon
>>34715340You mean wavy? Wavy is totally fine.
>>34715338I did a buzz once that was awful. I do not have the head shape for a buzz cut.
Another day of wondering if I should ever ever get into a long term relationship with a girl because I'm a degenerate.Something that's been helping me get out of bed early is the fact that I tend to need to take a leak in the mornings and so I use that as motivation by telling myself that if I get up to take a leak and start my day now, I'll be able to be lazier in the future by just pissing down my wife's throat instead. Should I just vow to never talk to girls again
>>34714752Yeah.
>>34715365Unfortunately not. Imagine hair that is mostly pin straight all over except for the strands in front, that have an awkward unnatural curl to them like I slept on both of them very weird somehow. Imagine pic related.
>>34715365>You mean wavy?She said curly, can you not ready?
Lads, are you ready to wife her up once she's 30 and can settle down? 3 months of wining and dining till you get what someone else got before she knew his name, and then you get to use your boyfriend dick once a week, twice if she's in a good mood.
>>34715370>Should I just vow to never talk to girls againYes, actually
>>34715376I dunno, seems whimsical.
>>34715386It looks better drawn than it did in real life. Which applies to a lot of haircuts really. But face to face you could just tell something happened, it looked unlike anyone else's hair and not in a good way.
>>34715361I WISH it looked anything like that.
>>34715357ew just buy a wig, sis
>>34715392Yeh, I learned my lesson after that first attempt.
>>34715393ever had your wig pulled off in a fight?
the hot girl keeps texting me bwos, wat do?i would think its a good sign but i dated a 9/10 months ago, and she texted me after the date as well and in the end we never got to meet again.
>>34715399well you could uh try...talking to her
>>34715400what if i say something stupid and then she ghosts me instead of breeding with me and having 19 kids
Have you ever whopped a dude's ass because his woman couldn't keep her mouth shut? I honestly feel bad for those dudes. If we were allowed to beat our wives again this wouldn't happen.
>>34715406good point, never mind
>>34715397I don't wear wigs unless it's for a costume, so no.
another blogpost because im bored>be on date>really cute feminine girl>classy>2 hours in i cant take anymore and tell her i need to smoke a cigarette>shes a smoker toonever expected itusually i can tell pretty easily who smokes and doesnt, but her class threw me off
Hi. I'm Trini. Does anyone here have read any books that helped them adult or become more mature? If so, which book have you read and would you recommend it?I am trying to make a self-development plan, including routines, books and digital detox to learn how to deal with stuff and become a decent woman.I am really sorry for how I've behaved here, and I am trying to do better.
>>34715419> become a decent womanWhat makes you not a decent woman now?
>>34715416What is this angloid "class" meme? Is it some sort of epigenetic memory from being subjugated by and made to serve Norman invaders? >>34715411No, but those dudes have only thesmelves to blame. Theres some women who use their pussy privilege of not getting hit themselves to cause fights among men and delight in their pussy power, and of course those are rock bottom cunts.
>>34715424im germanic mostly, i dont think i have such epigenetic memories in me lad
>>34715423I feel like I am not even a woman, I am a girl. I spend too much time on Pinterest looking for crafts or Spotify making playlists, I don't read books, I act like a child sometimes, I don't know how to dress well, I am impulsive, I am bad at saving money, I keep venting to my fiancé and he must be tired. This is what is on top of my mind but I bet there is way more. I found this book "Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps". Has anyone read it? Might it help?
So anons, how did Caturday go? I was too sleepy to ask last night.
>>34715430thread was surprisingly friendly. too friendly even. didnt feel like 4chinz anymore
Women, instead of therapy you should work out your ass. It is cheaper and has the same effect
>>34715428>>34715430If you're past 21, you're a grown woman and should prepare yourself to become a good mother before 30, your life purpose.Before you do something, ask yourself "is this something a good mother would do?". You need to set an example for your future children and act accordingly.
>>34715438nta You got out though. That's a big win.
>>34715430I ate food and played video games.I'll be more responsible today, I promise.
Does anyone else get really tired of keeping up with life but then if they don't everything just piles up and it becomes worse?
>>34715289>Sure, you can make her look wet but she can't take dick without injury if she isn't aroused.If that were true, prostitution wouldn't be possible.
>>34715449>Does anyone have an mp3 player/flip phone? Which one should I get?I do, I use a Samsung flip phone and for mp3s it varies, just whatever is currently cheapest at the tech store. Keep in mind though both the flip phones and mp3 players are by now more sold as a novelty than as a durable investment so you should be prepared for them to not last you as long as you might expect, I'd say I switch my phone every two years or so and an mp3-player lasts anything from six months to a year and a half. For music players going slightly more expensive has for me not helped for guaranteeing a long life span.
>>34715252>how to signal to a guyIn this, or any other, context, don't. Never try to "signal" anything to a man. Tell him. Use words.
>>34715449what's with the dark souls shield icon lol
>>34715243>What's the solution here?Headphones.
>>34715450Yes, it's a self-sustaining cycle, you put things off because it feels like too much work so then when you want to get to the thing you want to see done it has become an endless list that definitely is a lot of work.The trick is not to zoom out and view the bigger picture because it'll just paralyze you. Force yourself to just take steps. A large amount of tasks will still get done by doing a small amount of them regularly, there is no need to try to force yourself to suddenly get everything done once and for all. By expecting that of yourself you make it into an impossible feat.
>>34715450Yeh, I haven't updated any of my cards and I technically don't have an official living space.
>>34715430It was pretty good. I took an hour nap while I held one of my cats like a football, and I got a lot of writing done yesterday.
>>34715443I am 20yo, but my fiancé and I want to have babies soon because we'd like to have a big family. That's why I am so worried about growing up. You are right, I need to start acting as a mother. I just get distracted with stupid creative projects I never finish...
>>34715237>But how many actually fulfil it? How many would really want to fulfil it?I was once the M in a MFF threesome, and it was pretty fucking awesome, ngl.
>>34715458good adv.
>>34715462That seems like something I would enjoy with the right women but not something I can ever see myself seeking out.
>>34715227>FMFYeah. The other two were already married; wife was bi; and my ex (f) moved in with them. It was a genuine 3-way relationship.
>>34715461NTA but twenty is really young, you cannot will yourself to mature faster. As for being ready to be a parent, I doubt anyone really is. Maybe if you grew up being like a parent to a much younger sibling, but for the far majority of parents, even people much older than you are, they only learn to become a parent and can fully grasp everything it asks of them once they became parents.If you want to have kids soon, I say definitely do the creative projects now, you will regret it otherwise if you never have the time for it anymore once you do have a family.
>>34715167>How did that happen?You think people over the age of 25 can't fall in love?
>>34715445How did this child get in the fridge?
>>34715159>Men, have you ever had sex with a prostitute and then couldn’t tell if your penis was inside her or not, because her vagina was so wide?I've been with maybe 30 or so different hookers, and no, this never happened.
>>34715474He’s actually a very skinny cat that just ate a rotisserie chicken whole, and he standing very still so the photographer doesn’t notice
>>34715450Yes. I actually find that the more time I spend on here, the more everything in my life actually falls apart.
>>34712522>26>I was an outsider when casual sex is the most prevalent,The fuck. You#re just getting to the age where casual sex is the most prevalent. And it only becomes ever more prevalent. (Disregard if you're in some rural shithole where everyone marries)
>>34715474Just posing for a funny photo to entertain the lads ha ha.
>>34715459How do you get mail delivered?
>>34715428Are your parents still in the picture? I think you would be happier if you just asked for advice from them. I was self improoover but it just creates an endless void inside you, enough is never enough
>>34715428Have you been assessed for things like ADHD?
>>34715458This is actually the best advice I have EVER gotten on here. Thank you.
Hitting me like a truck in my thirties that even though I have like a decade of experience with committed relationships, I have practically no experience with healthy relationships
>>34715458>there is no need to try to force yourself to suddenly get everything done once and for all.nta people with ADHD have this issue a lot, right?
>>34715159Don't they guide your penis inside them while hitting it from the back? It should just feel warmer than regular room temp. Shorter escorts are very tight in most cases.
Anons would you let your gf take the cat out in the ball?
>>34715480It's most rife between 18-25 where I live. I don't have any stats to back it up but my barometer tells me that due to the age of loss of virginity being 16 and there being 2 months of culturally accepted drinking, partying and fucking just before high school graduation. It continues through college before people "settle down and get serious", going for serial monogamy instead of hookups.I missed out on the whole shebang, leaving me under-socialized and not fitting into the local culture at all. That's one reason why I'm leaving the country to start over.. Moreover I have some neurological issues that fuck me over.
>>34715486So... you know what NOT to do, right?
Speaking of, has anyone ate out an escort before? A few have wanted me to do it and I always said no. I'm not putting my tongue in there lol
>>34715492I would construct a catunnel so the cat can visit the garden at any time.
>>34715499Is the garden going to be fenced in?
>>34715495Finally, yeah. My problem was that I ignored red flags
Girls, would you give your bf money for an escort he really wanted to see? Maybe as a birthday gift?
>>34715489People with ADHD and ADD are a lot more prone to procrastinating and putting things off, or organizing themselves poorly so things pile up. But I think the phenomenon where you want to overcompensate for the self-criticism that you let things pile up is something virtually everyone has once it's already piled up. You can just compare it to dirty dishes, every person would be more energetic and eager to tackle a handful of dirty dishes and more likely to feel tired and resentful facing piles and piles of dirty dishes that need to be cleaned. It is no different for mental tasks on your to do list and the worse (e.g. guilty) you feel about not having done specific things sooner, the bigger the "pile".>>34715485You are welcome, it gets easier once you have already experienced the whole process a few times!
>>34715505My answer isn't an immediate definite no, but I would definitely find it easier if he really just loved the concept of paying for sex once than if he already was dead set upon a specific person he wanted to be with.
>>34715498I've never been with an escort but definitely recommend against it, it doesn't matter how regularly you get tested if you have unsafe sex daily and if she lets you eat her out unprotected you can guarantee she lets others do it too. I don't doubt there's men that do it though, if eating a woman out is like your number one turn on then I can see how it would feel like a waste to pay for sex where you do not get to do this.
>>34715442I recently had to stop therapy because my therapist was being inappropriate, so I'll try this.
>>34714112We gain weight super easy.
>>34715228Quite. Had one last night.
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>>34715480But if you think I'll be able to casually fuck around in the US then by all means. I have a body count to catch up with.
>>34715502Cats are immune to fencing.
>>34715510>my therapist was being inappropriatedamn, what did they do?
>>34715520He made me feel uncomfortable and took things in an unprofessional direction. Now everything I feel like I learned and benefited from in therapy with him before this point is being put into question in my head. It makes me worry that any amount of it could've just been performative and shared with an ulterior motive.
>>34715450>Does anyone else get really tired of keeping up with life but then if they don't everything just piles up and it becomes worse?Sort of, it's been a weird life rn. People are assholes desu
>>34715228Hasn't happened in a while, but I was dreaming about it every now and then in the winter and spring. I occasionally dream about a person I met here.
>>34715527>unprofessional directionIn what way? You made it sound like he was hitting on you.
>>34715493>That's one reason why I'm leaving the country to start over.Thats probably a good plan. Aim for a major urban center if you are in Europe or Asia. People stop giving a shit about "getting serious" when their actions don'tg get meticulously tallied and gossipped about. IOf you're a late starter, you definitely want to be in a big city where no one gives a shit and people just do what they like. Which in most cases isn't "getting serious".
Just listened to my psychotic neighbor say "Go potty. Go potty. Go potty." like fifteen times in row before a "Good boy," and the slam of a door. Really hope he has a dog.
>>34715543I doubt he's psychotic. At least he cares about his dog.
>>34715541Sort of. He was asking me for details about my sex life that I didn't feel were appropriate for the scope of my therapy, even if it was topical.
>>34715539do you still talk to them?
>>34715549I only call him psychotic this time because wtf did that have to be my problem? He was yelling that shit loudly enough for all of his neighbors to hear.
>>34715561Nope.
>>34715554Asking about your sex life doesn't seem that weird. Was he weird about it? Do you know them for a long time?
>>34715554Lol, so you were projecting your own feelings towards him when he was just trying to understand you better. You seem to separate sex from yourself as a person, which is common for abuse victims.
>>34715562Maybe he's not doing to well mentally and doing things with his dog helps him? Idk
>>34715567Yes, he was weird about it. I had been seeing him for a while, so the sudden inappropriate questions were very apparent.
>>34715565what happened? (sorry im just being nosey ngl)
Why can't we all just get along? Cmon we can hang out together and watch me masturbate.
>>34715571How was he weird? You're still not saying anything that he did exactly beyond just him doing his job.
>>34715572lol dw. Nothing too crazy.
>>34715542I'm moving to the US from Yurop.
>>34715580>move from a comparatively relaxed and liberal continent to a 1780 style puritan shithole where people get shunned for not being married by 30Just move to Berlin, Prague, Madrid or something. Your move is extremely stupid and will worsen everything.
>>34715589Have you been to the United States before, anon? How long did you stay, and where?
>>34715589Well I couldn't hit it even in a sexually liberal culture. Like I said, outsider.
Is creating an ADD planner website for myself using Claude a good idea? Does anyone here have ADD?
>>34715610I don't, but I think you should try to use AI as infrequently as possible if you do. People without ADD and ADHD are already beginning to lose cognitive function from relying on it, so I don't imagine it's going to help you in the long run.
>>34715601Anon is overstating the puritanical nature of American society. Our culture has puritanical foundations and older generations do tend to be more puritanical than not, but most people here born after like 1985 who aren't evangelical, politics-obsessed Christians really aren't like that.
>>34715616Thank you, I didn't know this. I don't really use AI much but I'll beware. Maybe I'll just have a traditional planner on paper.I feel brain numb tho. How does one get cognitive ability back? I used to get the best grades, read like 3 books a week, create lots of projects... I feel like I've decayed significantly.
>>34715610Its a good idea to get properly diagnosed with a trained professional, and accept if they find that your self diagnosis was , in fact, wrong.
>>34715002It's a men thing.
My plan is to buy a kindle and a flip phone, download like 100 books and get off the Internet for as long as I can. Buy stuff in person, go to public libraries, manage cash, etc.
>>34715624My therapist doesn't believe that labels would help me, so she doesn't really tell me what's wrong with me.
>>34715039No, because of the prevalence of porn culture. No man has avoided seeing women naked or how sex works. Also men don't have a virginity. Those guys are just infected with brain eating amoba.
>>34715096It's not, and when one of you matures faster it usually ends the relationship.
>>34715640So how should men learn how to use benis?
>>34715640>watching porn makes you not a virgin
>>34715646you can mash your benis between her blubber rolls
sweating sm rn
>>34715623>How does one get cognitive ability back?I didn't say that to make you worry about that lol.> I used to get the best grades, read like 3 books a week, create lots of projects... I feel like I've decayed significantly.You don't get it all back at once. Read a page or two of a book in the morning. Devote half an hour to a project in the evening and don't be upset if it never gets finished.>>34715633Do not self-diagnose.
>>34715660Thank you, I'll do this and start slow today.
>>34715666Good idea, Satan. u can do it.
>>34715109None
>>34715228Never
>>34715243Give her a note pad and tell her to save her questions and comments until afterwards.
>>34715381>he thinks he is spared from our droughtIt will rain down from the heavens for 150 days straight, so you better swim.
>>34715647I'd agree with that. You aren't innocent unless your eyes are clean.
Femanon, what do you even do when you find out your husband of 20 years and 2 children has been obsessively stalking an ex that rejected him if it's not have him go on a hike through private hunting territory?
Can I ask if I’m being too clingy?
>>34715576A therapist doesn't need to know play by play details about sex, nor should they comment on it the way he did.
doesn't wearing wool bikini bottom make vulva itchy?
>>34715926 my bush keeps it from making contact
>>34715757>Can I ask if I’m being too clingy?Yes. But if you need to ask, you probably are.
>>34715514>>34715514>>34715514I hate when you dumb kneegars don't link
Womenbros... we're... le losing...
>>34715414Vill you vear vigs?
