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Femanons, how would you react?
>>34715534Now thats what I call a mogging
>>34715534Slightly open the window; ask how much it cost her and if it would hurt if someone popped them with a needle(tbf it's a cartoon). Also there's episode where Marge gets hers done too tbf. That show went downhill, I forget what season.
I wanna rub noses with her
The freak knows that her sex life isn't normal. The freak avoids judgment by not telling her therapist about it. The freak loves her demons.
>>34715454Thanks for the advice, I'll take this into account!>>34715456It's for the dungeon synth playlist. >>34715469Thank you! I showed my fiancé this advice and he agreed.>>34715483My parents think I shouldn't have children until I am 30yo.
>>34715582Therapists dont judge. Thats literally their job.
>>34715484My fiancé thinks I have ADD.>>34715506I think I probably have ADD, I feel really identified by this.How should I plan my life? How do you usually do it anons?
>>34715590>>34715593Stfu
>>34715592No they do. They say they don't but they do and they do talk about their patients problems. I overheard one once and another talking about her patient.
>>34715458Thank you, this is good advice! My therapist says the same thing
>>34715595Do you have any problem with me?
Women with men who aren't independently wealthy:Are you happy with your man even if he isn't rich? How could you be? I don't think I can trust a woman to not leave me for a better deal if it presents itself to her.
Where is everyone?
Genocide all manlets
>>34715625They are capturing us all and taking us to be executed send help
>>34715600are you ban evading?
>>34715625They've got me. Please (do not) send rescue.
>>34715632What do you mean? Why would I get banned?
>>34715613Tbh I don't trust any man enough to depend on him financially. Especially if he's wealthy, these people just have different values and expectations
Women, would you date a man with a lower sex drive than your own?
Hugging a pillow is almost like hugging a foid
>>34715645I don't want to say no but it would probably suck. What are some early warning signs?
mayonnaise is kinda gross
Momma's boy is still hovering around me. It felt kinda bad to ignore him, he looked pretty miserable today
Does anyone here own a Tamagotchi? Should I get one? I can't afford a pet rn...
talking to two girls at the same time is a bit exhausting
>>34715652I like it.
>>34715514>page 8Why so early?
>>34715658I used to own a few as a kid, I loved them, it's not the same as a real pet but it's better than nothing.try neopets
>>34715652I hate mayo. You can't even play music with it
>>34715651Why would it suck?
>>34715663Atoga is particularly dead on the weekends
>>34715613I knew since day one that he was low income and couldn't work. I've only dated two people and almost dated another, and they were all people on disability, lol. I make more income than my partner so we can still do fun things. We do like each other a lot though, and spend our entire days together (except when I have to go for work). I strongly believe this dynamic will not work unless you are genuinely a perfect match personality wise. Otherwise it'll fall apart super fast.>>34715645Yes, though I am on the asexual spectrum so I don't need sex that often anyways.
No femanon could ever give me this
>>34715664I might get matching ones for my fiancé and me. The new ones have bluetooth and you can make the tamagotchis have babies with each other, or so my friend told me.
>>34715667Physical intimacy is very important to me and I don't want someone who would frequently turn me down
>>34715668That doesn't answer the question.
>>34715673Nvm I'm dumb
>>34715671I could get a pet rat too maybe. Pet rats are adorable but they die in 3 years, so I'd get depressed. We wanted a chinchilla but they have bad behavior and don't like cuddles. They live like 20 years tho.
>>34715471I think it gets harder to fall in love as you grow old and jaded.>25I thought you said you were an oldfag.
Women thoughts on straightening his collar
>>34715691Yes
>>34715672What if he has a much higher sex drive and you're turning him down?
>>34715671woah really? man I need a new tamagotchi then I haven't had one since I was a kid
>>34715699I'd try to accommodate him I guess
It takes a lot of effort for me to do anything
is dual wielding handguns cool or dumb
>>34715713I like games where you can dual wield because so many of them lack the option to wield the gun with your left hand so it is a work around for me. I prefer sword and gun though but dual wielding is kind of cool but not as cool as just bringing a bunch of pistols and just hot swapping them like a boarding seaman
Women, would you date a cuck?
>>34715717I wouldn’t even look at one, I’d quietly move on delete ALL my photos and make sure he doesn’t ever see me again
>>34715717Hell no
What the actual fuck is wrong with Western women?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhh4DDE6l-g
>>34715717only if they are rich
>>34715716sword and gun sounds cool... many ideas in my head now
>>34715717Yes a thousand times YES!
>>34715730Name on, BV
>>34715725Virus
Did you know the ovum of an elephant is about the same size as the ovum of a human but they gestate for 2 years
>>34715735Haha yeah it is you got me I am also homosexual
Ok I am about to take a shover please do not be funny while I am away
Women keep going on dates but they don't know that some of the men then go home, pull up their pics on a big screen and goon until they pass out.
Femanons, is it possible for a man to be so tall to the point that it's no longer attractive? If yes, what height would that be at?
I think at the bottom of my heart, at the core of my being, is only this lust of doing illegal sex things.
>>34715613Please never date, and then everyone will be happy.
>>34715546I think the episode where Marge accidentally gets fake tits is the exact moment the show fully jumped the shark for me, even though that wasn't the worst episode
>>34715747Imo it's a matter of proportions, not of the exact height measurement
>>34715725I think it's more of a UK and their suicidal tolerance problem than a woman problem
Chat, if a man pays for you to get nee titties.. is it cheating?
>>34715713I think cowboy action shooting is cool but I'm a dorkPeople who can fire two single-action revolvers while double-tapping the hammer with dey thumb = cool guysDual semi-auto pistols doesn't seem that cool by comparison but I bet dual SMGs is cool and a lot of fun
>>34715582>normal sex lifethis is like imagining pigs fucking while you are currently doing the deed, absolutely pathetic
>>34715786What about if your man pays for someone else's new set of titties?
>>34715739Human pregnancies really should last nearly two years as well. They can't because there's a limit to how wide the pelvis can be in an animal that walks on two legs; so the baby has to be born a year early or get stuck in the birth canal. This is both the reason why human babies are so much more helpless at both than most other (placental) mammals (most other species can walk within hours of being born), and also the reason why giving birth is so much very more painful and dangerous for human females than it is for other species.
She's a ladyAnd the lady is mine
>>34715747>Femanons, is it possible for a man to be so tall to the point that it's no longer attractive? Easily. >If yes, what height would that be at?About a foot taller than me.
Short women are not sexy
Short women are sexy
My boyfriend seems completely ambivalent about my body despite being really, really hot. He just... loves me? He pampers me, showers me in affection and intimacy otherwise, but he doesnt seem to be in it for the looks like everyone else. He rarely comments on my body, and has has never initiated sex. To be fair, I find him irresistible and pounce on him every chance so he doesnt need to initiate, but thats beside the point. Anyway, Ive asked him about it and I now know he finds me attractive but Ive never experienced anything like this and it makes me anxious. What do I do? Do I communicate that I need to be told im beautiful and why more often? Seems a little vain, but I really need it as I am very insecure.
>banned for plap postinganyway I'm back
I wish I could rape a man like this
>>34715806It got sorted out. Police involment not neccessary.
I think I'm gonna start my child on adderall, nicotine, and caffeine at an early age. They're gonna do that shit eventually anyways so welcome to the real world, kid.
>>34715776Yeah, same. That's what being male is. You are producing reproductive cells at every second and in large amounts.
>>34715806GOD I wish that was me
>>34715809Nicotine, valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol
>>34715802Weak boyfriend. I would aggressively grab and fuck my girlfriend at least occasionaly.
>>34715816okay but he has a stacy gf and you dont
>>34715806I wish a woman could rape me
a woman could rape me, I'm not very strong
>>34715806I'm pretty sure I read a doujin with a plot similar to this once.
>>34715820cmere cutie i wont hurt you :)
i wish my belly button was vertical
>>34715806i wish more women had fantasies where they're the rapist instead of the rape victim
Cmon people why can't we all just get along and watch me masturbate?
>>34715713Dual wielding (or shooting "akimbo") is usually considered to be highly impractical and inaccurate in real life, but realism doesn't always correlate with coolness
>>34715823Need pictures of belly button.
>>34715824Youre welcome
>>34715826Do you have a nice dick?
>>34715826I only like it when women watch me masturbate (consensually of course)
>>34715830Yes but you will be the judge of that
>>34715802>My boyfriend seems completely ambivalent about my bodyI'm guessing you meant "indifferent", not "ambivalent"?>To be fair, I find him irresistible and pounce on him every chance so he doesnt need to initiate, but thats beside the point. It's not beside the point at all. If he's having as much sex as he wants, why would he try to initiate when he doesn't feel like it? >Anyway, Ive asked him about it and I now know he finds me attractive but Ive never experienced anything like this and it makes me anxious. What do I do? Do I communicate that I need to be told im beautiful and why more often?If you can't communicate with your boyfriend about your emotional needs, the relationship is doomed from the start. Talk to him.
Where is she? I want her dead! I want her head on a pike! Bring her to me!
>>34715822ok you seem friendly
>>34715806Veiny, calloused moid hands.
>>34715839I wish I were a moid...
My son. From thins day forward your name will be Asterix. I expect great and many deeds from you.
>>34715840no, you don't want to have a penis of your own, you need a penis inside of you
Being a woman must suck.
Legally speaking, rape requires penetration without consent. So the only way a woman can rape a man is either to insert something into his anus without his consent, or help another man to rape him. Is this what all the men saying they want to be raped by women have in mind?
>>34715840>I wish I were a moid...Your wish was granted when you were conceived.
Football is coming home
>>34715851You are quite literally schizophrenic
>>34715818Good for him
I dont actually want to rape someone Im a dirty larper I just like a little cnc
>>34715848We're not using the legal definition of your shithole Nigel
Cmon everyone play nice. I have an idea! Why don't we all come together and watch me masturbate. Bond a little.
>>34715861reverse cnc is underrated
>>34715853Post hairy ape hands
>>34715863based if female handsshould be degloved if male hands
Uncut dicks are so disgusting. I never want to see one again
>>34715870glad we agree anon
Men, I have big boobs and high IQ
>>34715873>Well I want a titcow: Big tits, low IQ.
atoga feels boring lately.
>>34715873What do you want me to do with this information, speaking as a man with a high penis and a long IQ
men, i have normal boobs and not high IQ (ignore the test results i posted a few days ago)
>>34715806>I'm gonna punish you by having sex with you!This is actually a porn plot.
you know what I fucking despise? steel drums, I hate any song that uses steel drums
>>34715870>>34715871Why are you trannies are into self-mutilation?
>>34715878Whatever you want
>>34715877touch /x/
>>34715885Okay.
>>34715883Get a load of this faggot
>>34715884how do i self-mutilate a penis i dont have?
>>34715885Can I do you
>>34715879Okay, but I'm not mutilating my dick for you
>>34715890By chopping it off like you did
>>34715873>>34715879Oh yeah? Well I have no boobs, and kinda slightly above average IQ.
>>34715886/x/ is more boring than atoga LOL
>>34715870False. Uncut dicks are sexyyy and its a shame my boyfriend's got murked.
>>34715901Finally some based foid
>>34715889they sound terrible 9 out 10 times
I need a gf who I can hoist above my head and spin like a helicopter rotor
I want a tall hag gf but I only attract short and younger women, why is god torturing me like this?
>>34715901You're arguing with semites and their molestation victims
>>34715897/x/ be like>just stop jerking off brah
>tfw when uncut 6.9 inch dick but I will never get to use it
>>34715852Didn't know football was invented in france
>>34715907>tall hag lmao me>>34715908I know I know but its really irritating to me as a fujoshi and protector of penises>>34715911u ugly or something? Ugly guys get laid all the time. Skill issue.
>>34715870Truth
>>34715911Don't be like that. Look at this documentary footage of me motivating you to get hoes instead
Did you?
Women, would you date an asexual man?
>>34715921Yeah, I bent over backwards for those kinds of people in the 2010s.
>>34715916What's a fujoshi
>>34715925No
It do be like that sometimes...
>>34715921Check your prostate
>>34715934"men are so mysterious" proceeds to play men like double d playing the fucking lap harp
Women if your man rode motorcycles and wanted you to ride with him would you?
norabroshow do we respond?Genderis it gay to like flat petite girls now?
>>34715508Thank you for being a reasonable woman.
>>34715949>>34715939>>34715934this game is fucking awesome
>>34715935Why not?
>>34715949Lol did she actually say this
I wonder if the MILFy millennial neighbor lady in her 30s likes to perv on me and rub one out while I (23) mow my lawn while shirtless and sweaty. I lift before going out too so I can get that muscle pump. I do it all for her, I want her to notice.
>>34715916>u ugly or something? Ugly guys get laid all the time. Skill issue.yes and also too shy/autistic >>34715918where is that from?
>>34715949Why is nick talking about a specific onlyfans whore?
>>34715907I want a tall younger woman, but it feels like tall women don't exist. Or they are like 5' 9'' and say "I'm so tall teehee" no you're not I want a 6' girl.
>>34715957yeah she deleted it right after tho>>34715961superchats
>>34715625I was on my silly walk.
>>34715625im about to go on a walk
>>34715862It's the legal definition nearly everywhere.
>>34715949Uhh, I'm not sure if you're aware, but Nick Fuentes is obviously gay and it has nothing to do with flat chested OF models.
>>34715625Recovering.
Zoomer men why do you watch this nick guy? What does he talk about? PLease redpill me
>>34715925>Women, would you date an asexual man?No.
tier listhot men > gay men > bi men > asexual men > avoidant 'men'
>>34715975he's not cuckbertanian like you'd used to have 10 years ago. He doesnt nerf his points to appeal to the ''we're all supposed to just get along maaaaan, we have to make everything fair''and he's got the feel for comedy and comedic timing so he can clip farm like crazy
>>34715976>>34715935Why do you need sex so much?
>>34715975Not a zoomer or a man, but he's basically the OG dissident right edgy boi who says offensive shit. So if that appeals to you, and you don't care that Nick is a half-Mexican white nationalist who loves Kanye West and got flirty with a catboy streamer from Australia, go ahead and watch him.
>>34715981Delete this
>>34715983>Why do you need sex so much?I don't need it, but a relationship does.
>>34715991why...
>>34715975Another abomination created by the USA to entertain the goyim
>>34715985>>34715982Do a lot of young men watch him? LIke is he mainstream at this point for young people? If I asked a guy at uni would they know who he is?
>>34715975Idk I don't listen to grifters
Women, who was the most attractive footballer at the WC in your opinion?
>>34715999I guess? But I honestly see him as more of a lolcow and I feel like his fanbase only likes him because he says edgy offensive shit.
>>34716001The fock ya doin in ere ya takin a piss
Women, do lust over men or other women more?
>>34715949Taking dick is what’s gay. Attraction to boyish looking girls like Nora and Gio Scotti is still perfectly straight behavior.
>>34716009NTAAnon, if you think Nick Fuentes is attracted to women of any kind, busty or flat, then I have some news for you...
>>34716001Jude
Who the fuck is Nora fawn? I look at her pictures and it's just a cosplayer
>>34716017Jude has a white father and has a bwc
>>34716018Skinny e-girl, "thirst trap" I guess kids used to cal it.
>>34716009>Gio Scottiew, thats a hiplet
GenderWhy is it called doom scrolling?
>>34716025M.The videos move up, implying that the new one comes from "below". What is below? Hell.By doom scrolling you are fishing content from the pits of hell to entertain yourself with. You are inviting the Devil into your home.It will bring you doom.
>>34716018Onlyfans whore that milks simps for years with only softcore content
>>34715955NTA, but I remember nothing from that game except there was something about a family portrait that was really scary for some reason.
>>34716025FBecause your algorithm is more likely to be filled with things that upset you due to human negativity bias.
>>34716018she's the #1 foid
>>34715999im a university student and i wouldnt think that the people in my life know who he is. maybe some do, but not most. i am european, though. i imagine he is quite a bit more popular in the US.
>>34716021Why do you see a black person and immediately think about his penis?
>>34715921I live in constant terror of my life falling apart when I finally get privilege checked.
Are you the designated grill man at parties and family gatherings, /atoga/?
>>34716036>blackHe has a white father and white male genes so he's white
>>34715879I think you're probably pretty smart in some ways. It's just neutralised by how neurotic you are.
Women, what are your feelings about facial hair on men?
>>34715959>where is that from?It's from a Japanese TV commercial for Superstar Saga
>>34715883I like how the steel drum sound gives a carefree Caribbean vibe.
Men, what's the deal with "blacked" porn? Why do you all love it so much?
>>34716037just the right amountand 0 hip dips despite being skinny
>>34715943>my bush keeps it from making contacta married woman should not have pubes
>>34716029So if they just flip the scrolling direction it would be what, heaven scrolling?
>>34716047imo men look better without facial hair 90% of the time
>>34716037Nah a good lazy body like this is perfect
>>34715883anon don't click this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-849i_EBy-Y
>>34716032I actively try to avoid that and train my algorithm to give me happy feelgood content.
>>34716037I want a woman like that.Not because I like skinny women. I like plumping them up.
>>34716037Would.
What the fuck?
>>34716053We don’t.It’s pushed by Jews.
>>34715903https://youtube.com/watch?v=hhCDX4SSsoo
>>34715645No, never again. That was hilarious he thought he was worth monogamy and felt he could convert me. What a waste of time.
>>34716068????????????
>talk to my mum about why I’m going to gym to attract girls>she’s gives me the standard woman speak about how girls just want a nice guy who will love them for who they are>show her this image and ask if it’s true because my goal is to maximise my chances>”well…yes, but anon it’s not all about looks and not all woman are like that”Why the fuck do women do this? Actively trying to be sabotaged by my other mother is insane
>>34716074My post got deletedIt wasn't a selfie or that nsfw or anything
>>34716076you posted a half naked woman
>>34716072Everytime i think about wags I think about that Dejan Lovren whose wife flew a guy from Croatia to fuck her and then they stayed togetherWhat the absolute fuck
Howdy, Euro Femanons.
>>34716075It's instinctual to see if you'll bend to them
>>34716008I lust over men and their bodies more, but I think I have more individual female crushes.
>>34716080Less explicit than the fucking ads they show
>>34716085Do you fuck them?
>>34716081He should have left.No cheater is worth it (both genders).
>>34716039Yes, even at my friends parties they let me man the grill
>>34716081Haven't heard of that before. But athletes in general are quite dumb and don't know their own value. It's not a surprise that a few smart gold diggers get their claws in. Scottie Pippen and Tom Brady were embarrassed by their wives too. Robert Lewandowski's wife is posting videos with buff personal trainers when her husband is a literal pro athlete.
>>34716050oh cool, man I never finished that game or any of the mario rpg games
>>34716084Unfortunately for her I am very stubborn
>>34716051that's exactly why I hate them
>>34716094>let meEvery grill party I've been to everyone always tries to make someone else do it.
>>34716061I HATE IT!!!!!
>>34716095I don't understand these lads.They got it all, and they cheat or get cheated on. It's like, did you forget to keep your house in check, when you got all that wealth and fame?Also, FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. All those media tycoons can get thrown into a volcano.
>>34716101Let go o' da 'ate, mon. Ya need more chill.
FUCK i can't remember if I took my vitamins today
>>34716075Isn't your mother like at least 50-70 years old by now. She probably has had different rose-tinted memories of how she met your dad
>>34716108One double dose won't hurt you. Skipping a day won't either.
>>34716109She’s 55 this year
>>34716111If your dad is around you should ask him instead but you might get a similar response just because of generational difference
>>34716096they're the best mario games hands down
I like this ATOGA picrel.I think it's pretty neutral.
>>34716075People don't like to be called out on their hypocrisy, anon
State genderWould you drink donkey milk? It's apparently the animal milk that's closest to human breast milk.
>>34716119Atoga femanons aren't healers
I see we're at the part of the thread where men are crying about women having standards and virtue signaling about how they don't have standards at all.
>>34716122MIf I can eat goat cheese I don't see why I couldn't at least try donkey milk. I don't imagine I'd like it much though.
>>34716122what about cat milk.
>>34716123Oxford kind of is, innit?
>>34716128I just learned this factoid about donkey milk on the internet. Is cat milk also close to human milk?
>>34716125insane bot post
>>34716105Hell, even Messi's wife had a bf before in Argentina and they only started dating in 2007 when Messi was already a regular starter for Barca. Keep in mind that Messi kept sending her love letters while she was dating around. Then once Messi was famous already, she got her claws in and it paid off for her and her family. Messi had massive oneitis to not go for some Spanish chick instead.
>>34716130i have no clue. i want to try donkey milk now
>>34716133>>34716105>>34716095Clearly women are evil predators
I asked my fiancé for 2 weeks of space in order to get my shit together. How can I do this?My plan is to read Jane Austen again (I have all her books) and stay off tech. Maybe I should read books on how to be an adult too. Any suggestions?
>>34716118I liked the snes one a lot. The newer ones are still good? What's the best one?
every cluster B person i've met, before they got diagnosed, always thought they either had autism or schizophrenia. why?
>>34716133Spanish (or Portuguese mainland) babes, awww yiss!
>>34716122>drinking ass milk
>>34716122Not really. I think almond milk is the closest when lowfat and oat milk is the closest when high fat.
>>34716125ashually, I called out both genders.
>>34716141Overlap nigga
>>34716108Make sure not to take a double dose because that could kill you. You might get brain damage if you skip a day too so look out for that
>>34716122i wouldnt drink the milk from women next door so why would that be an upside?
>>34716141I thought I was autistic, and I had BPD.
>>34716122MYo mama drinks my donkey milk. Thanks for reading.
>>34716138Not off to a good start.
>>34716090I only fuck the man and woman I love.
I thought I was autistic but I'm just retarded
>>34716155How do I do it? (T_T)
>>34716158same bro
>>34716145Bottom should be replaced with the real live streamers that did that and he died and she went to jail.
>>34716160Should have made the plan before you committed the time.Now, get off this site immediately and go read your book.
>>34716140yeah that one is the classic for sure. all of the newer mario & luigi rpgs are really fun too. if you decide to play them i would just go in order because they do have recurring characters from game to game. superstar saga, partners in time, bowsers inside story, dream team, paper jam, brothership.bowsers inside story and partners in time were my personal favorites.
>>34716138
>>34716164It starts tomorrow...I seriously want to get better, be a better person and everything. I need to fix my mental health issues. I just don't even know where to start.
i want a daughter, how does one get one of those?
>>34716162Darwin awards, am I right?
>>34715975He thinks he's creating a political movement that's about to take over everything. In reality it's just a bunch of of religious brown manlets. It's all a larp.
>>34716168you know you can't fix all this shit in 2 weeks right? you have to take steps incrementally and consistently work on yourself
>>34716169
>>34716169Just post here harder
>>34716169Some have success with kidnapping
>>34716171why do they allow him to be the leader though?Isn't that... contradictory?
>>34716169You have to steal another man's daughter to get your own until one day someone steals yours.Unless you're a grill, then hey bb
>>34716118Ah man I'm not sure if I agree with this or not... I really don't know which direction the scale tips for me if I put Thousand-Year Door, Superstar Saga and Super Mario RPG on one side and 64, 3 and World on the other one
>>34716178Nick himself has some charisma and intellect, but the groypoids are often actual schizoids or closeted homosexuals.
>>34716172Yeah, but lately I am having mental breakdowns almost every day. I need to do something as effective as I can to at least feel a bit better.I asked to be put in a psychiatric hospital but the doctors always say it would be worst for me to interact with people there. I feel like Im stuck on limbo. These people just won't help me...
>>34716140The first two Paper Mario games and Superstar Saga are all pretty great, but they're definitely kids games so idk if you'd really get much out of them as an adultI enjoyed Partners in Time as well but never got around to playing Bowser's Inside Story which by all accounts is better than Partners in Time
>>34716176I actually want to kidnap her for a few hours. She will have her wish as outcome of what i do to her.
>>34716180yeah on second thought i regret my claim. lots of good mario games. all the ones you stated are prettty great
>>34716174no way! smeow white and the seven kittens!!>>34716175>harder>>34716176considered>>34716179hey bb
i haven't lived alone for long, is one allowed to watch a movie in an apartment at 10-12pm on a weekend? silence starts at 10. i have a sound system but i feel like the neighbours will probably hear even if i have a low volume. idk how much leeway is given on weekends if you live in an apartment.
>>34716190You hurt my fee fees when you said fantasy is gay and retarded the other day kittenposter! How horrible. What did goblins and elves ever do to you
>>34716192Computer and headphones? Stremio?
>>34716192I would use headphones after 9:00-ish when I last shared walls with people. I found using a PS4 was really useful for watching movies like this since I could plug headphones into the controller.
>>34716110>>34716147I don't know who's lying anymore
>>34716197okay i'll just watch on my laptop then. i have nice/silent neighbors and wanna be nice to them lol
>>34716192dont put the audio too loudoruse headphones
>>34716188Like I could agree with you one day and not the next lol. The platformers are definitely less of a time commitment and have more all-ages appeal I think
>>34716185Breaking up would completely ruin my life and I would probably kms, but maybe he is just better off without me.
>>34716118I prefer to think of the rpg's 3d games and 2d games as different series.
>>34716192You'll get the swat team at your door if you walk too loud
>>34716201you can also talk to them if you ever catch them and they are decent people. i did that once. asked my neighbor if i was being too loud and he said no and we chatted a bit.
I need to be breastfed so bad
>>34716199Dude, it's just vitamins.
Women do not want to get me started about the Italian plumber video games
>>34716193oh im sorry..i didnt say it was gay or retarded. I just thought DnD and MTG were cringe. These games just dont appeal to me and i dont like the culture around them. Nothing wrong with you, im sure there is a lot of great fanatasy media you enjoy and im sure youre not cringe. Why dont you tell me what fantasy media you enjoy?
>>34716199Vitamins are no joke. Eating one too many can give you AIDS
Women post feet right meow :3
>>34716212I would only marry a woman who is secretly an italian plumber
>>34716213Don't patronize me! >:O jkironically I also think the current state of d&d and mtg is very cringe. I do like playing RPGs and TCGs though, but it's the kind of thing I prefer to do with people I meet elsewhere rather than seeking them out at a game store or whatever.
>>34716170Yeah, so addicted to the "lol prank video" climb that he died for it.
I ate a hot dog :)
>>34716224i just hada grilled ch
I think we should all just calm down and watch me masturbate
Why do women feed their babies corn syrup formula slop? You're literally such useless fucks holy shit.
Should I kms?
>>34716227In Mexico they feed them cola
>>34716228Nah
>>34716222one time my mom recommended i meet men at a game store's MTG tournament
>>34716228If you wish
>>34716213>retarded. I just thought DnD and MTG were cringe. These games just dontThat's millennial goyslop
Reply to this post if you would like me to pray for you.
>>34716203for sure>>34716206true
>>34716228Yes but you won't anyway. So you may as well continue to feed the supernatural entities, who are nurtured by your suffering.
im being mocked!>0.16% chance of get a set of 5 identical
>>34716234Sure
>>34716233>Boardgamesboomslvp>ttrpgmilslvp>vidyazvvmslvpgod probably my best post of the year
>>34716231I mean you could make a friend there if you actually liked the game but lol at using it as a place to pick up dudes. Usually the only dateable guys at the game store are already married or are busy running the store
did you know men with big noses have big dicks?
>>34716239Wow, I'm a real well-rounded slop enthusiast...
>>34716244I can confirm
>>34716241>>34716231I feel like it never works out well to tell someone to get into a hobby just to meet men/women.
>>34716237It's not your blog, trannoid
>>34716247Yes, regardless of the hobby. Only way it can possibly work is if you accidentally end up getting into the hobby in earnest
>>34716236Do you believe that anime thing is real? If so I must have created too many demons lol. I thought I was the BPDemon
I'm thinking I'm going to try eating less meat.
>>34716228I'd just wait for the old age to see how it goes, life can always surprise you with something, for better or worse
>>34716228No, get back to the mines!
>>34716255I once dreamt I was possessed by a demon in my room and it hurt a lot. After that happened I am feeling worst and worst... I wonder if that dream was real.
Would you rather adopt a child with guaranteed perfect health or have your own biological child that is guaranteed to have congenital health issues?
>>34716227That’s American women
>>34716258I mean, my life is not the problem. I don't even know why I feel so bad. I just feel exhausted, confused and sad constantly.>>34716259I am not sure what this means.
>>34716257its not that hard when you realize that beef is expensive and red meat had few health benefits that chicken and dairy dont have. once i did major calorie counting i only began to eat chicken and fish on a regular basis. Dairy is actually a very good source of protein in both price and calories compared to beef and pork. Fish is just delicious. I love fish.
WomenShould I cut my hair short? It's currently down to my nipples.
>>34716263What health issues
>>34716265Drink more water.
>>34716267No. Long hair looks extremely cool in man.I dunno how but the feeling went away. Thanks, I am sorry.
>>34716145Well, that's why both retards and innovators are usually male
>>34716263MI don't want children, but out of those two options the first is much better for everyone involved, and mostly for the sake of the child.
>>34716047I dont like beards, I like stubble.>>34716169Fuck them kids.>>34716244Yeah but theyre usually cut.>>34716267What do you look like. Like all things... it depends.
>>34716270Sure.
>>34716265It means you are not allowed to kill yourself. Get back to work so that you can pay taxes!
Women, would you date a man who only weighs 50kg?
>>34716280My dad always makes the same joke
>>34716268Shortness, balding, obesity, autism; terminal incelitis
>>34716267Cut it if it looks like some flat greasy unstyled metalhead/autist hair
>>34716266I saw this chart about how much land each protein source uses in one year to make 100g of protein. It's pretty stark in showing how inefficient red meat consumption is.
>>34716281Depends on how tall you are. Probably not.
>>34716271So I *should* cut my hair?
>>34716226Describe your penis to me.>>34716227Seed Oils aren't inherently bad, and the issues surrounding them have more to do with how they're used in junk food more than anything else. But I'm really not interested in having a serious debate about this, because I can already tell you're going to be insufferable.>>34716273Men need to stop acting like having a higher chance at being retarded is a good thing just to dunk on women.
>>34716285Thanks.
>>34716290>Guy mentions corn syrup >Starts talking about seed oils You're doing this on purpose aren't you
Another weekend wasted. Another day closer to the grave. No gf.
>>34716300You have no use for a gf in the grave anyway.
I have this looming feeling as if the end is drawing near
I think I am going to start getting into hobbies. I have some things planned out :)
i think my boobs got fatter :(
>>34716300Hey at least your gf is not me. Things could be worse.
>>34716267Is it straight or curly? How short do you want to cut it?
>>34716306This makes me imagine a mysterious man sitting in a room his whole life, never moving or uttering a word for decades, then one days he says "I think I am going to start getting into hobbies."
>>34716308that's a damn shame
>>34716306What hobbies?
>>34716290Men also have higher chance to be smart, but overall that variability just makes them more interesting characters
>>34716286It's still the most nutrient dense form of meat and its numerous environmental inefficiences don't bother me, with the caveat that a lot of it is wasted on fast food slop which I take issue with. Fat losers who can't appreciate it don't deserve it.
Racist anons, how does it make you feel to know that people of races you dislike post on these threads?
>>34716306Hobbies are tite and can't hurt your feelings
>>34716318Yes I'm aware of the "we're more interesting!" cope. Funny enough, repeating said cope makes you come off as uninteresting.
>>34716319>and its numerous environmental inefficiences don't bother meBro doesn't realise he lives in the environment.
>>34716320I'm not racist because I hate people of a certain race, I'm racist because I fetishize them.
>>34716320Grrr I'm so angry
>>34716324Not my goal here
>>34716314That's literally me! >>34716317Baking amongus other things. I make cookie sometimes but I want to some more variety in my life. I also want to do something outdoors but I'm not sure yet. Everyone I know does rock climbing but I don't really think that's my thing.
>>34716320It's making me uncomfortable. It's not that a hate other races. I just don't feel motivated to help them.
>>34716290>Seed OilsJH, is that you again?
>>34716325Everything we do has an environmental impact and if we wanted to optimize protein production for efficiency we'd all be eating bugs, but guess what I'm not doing that.
>>34716308Stop teasing
It would be funny if her boobs got flatter
>>34716337it would be hotter
Why did women make my package late? I have to wait a whole nother day to use those art supplies I bought >:(
>>34716318Perhaps
>>34716335Once the environmental breakdown gets bad enough we'll all be eating the bugs.
>>34716342That meme could have easily been more racist. What a missed opportunity.
I think a wife to hold would be nice
>>34716286Those animals mostly graze on land that wouldn't be used for farming. It's actually a sign that those types are meat are healthier. They are grazing in nature instead of being stuck in a pen. The land isn't wasted, it's just in its natural state.I hate vegan propaganda so much.
men: would you date a girl who
>>34716310I just watched obsession last night. Tell me why you are terrible.
>>34716356who?
>>34716355>Guy think pastureland is "nature"Just because it's outdoors doesn't make it nature.
>>34716356MYes I would date a girl
>>34716356asked?
>>34716356No, I hate it when women do
>>34716363It's literally a grass field. I almost hit a cow driving through the mountains once because it was just after sunset and those dumb fuckers were standing in the road. They spend their days grazing in land no one would use.
>>34716356
>>34716334>anon asks, lube ready to jerk off to his online gf
>>34716375You didn't say no
>>34716244Yeah, dick size also correlates with foot size which correlates with height
>>34716360I am anxious, annoying, weird, insecure, ugly, depressed, tense and awkward.
>>34716371If you don't know anything about agriculture then stop speaking.
>>34716379Post face
>>34716286The problem with this calculation is that there are large parts of the world where the soil isn't good enough to grow arable crops, but it is possible to farm sheep or beef cattle. In the UK, for example, if you're on limestone hills, you really can't grow anything except short, springy grass; but sheep can eat that. And in Australia there are large parts of the country that are almost desert, but where you can still rear beef cattle. If you stop rearing animals for food, there simply isn't enough viable farmland in the world to feed everybody.
>>34716312Straight, slightly wavy. I was thinking a buzz cut. I don't *really* want to, but like other anon said it probably doesn't look very good except in my own head.
>>34716383It's on soc. Tried to take decent picture because the last time I asked about my nose they said I looked like a school shooter.
>>34716379None of that is even bad for a girl except the annoying and ugly parts but you're probably just being hard on yourself. Most ugly girls would stop being ugly if they lost weight anyway.
>>34716386link it
>>34716386You look like an average south American chick
>>34716356... Yes?
>>34716286The same people that bitch about red meat think the world needs 20 billion Africans, I do not take their concerns seriously.
>>34716381Typical graph poster. Doesn't matter, more meat for me
>>34716390Girl?
I need an underweight gf so bad
>>34716389Thanks for not calling me ugly, people said I needed full face surgery and it fucked me up.
Did you rike it?
>>34716396You literally have a bf
>>34716355Personally I think eating pork or chicken is totally okay because both of them would eat you if they had the chance, so turnabout is fair play.
>>34716394
>>34716395hi
i need an overweight bf so bad
Sometimes I just want to believe that femanons are cutie-patooties
MI feel like I'm starving myself just maintaining my supposedly healthy weight.
>>34716386>go to soc thread that looks like it might contain your picture>ctrl-f school shooter>11 results
>>34716376You were mistaken.
>>34716406It's because you're too used to being a fat fuck
>>34716404>Trollfacethese women are like 40 now lol
>>34716403I can believe that
>>34716404That's the default assumption until proven wrong.
>>34716403What would you do with him?
>wife's dad is dying within the month>her mom and sisters "don't want to deal with the drama">literally sent me the paperwork and told me to tell herwhat the fuck is wrong with female led families?
>>34716414marry him and cuddle him and kiss him
>>34716409When is it over?
>>34716407lol
>>34716393Do you think when the settlers got off the boat in America there was nothing but cleared pasture ready for grazing? Do you even realise that you live in a fallen world?
>>34716418>what the fuck is wrong with female led families?Sounds more like a male led family and the male is dying.
>>34716421As my dad would tell me we'll get there when we get there
>>34716418Time to man up and do what men need to do
>>34716420Are you skinny or skinny fat or what
>>34716424That's what the Great Plains is anon, even before le ebil white man ever came here it was full of massive herds of grazing animals. I know this might shock you but humans and grazing animals have a mutual relationship going back pretty much to the stone age.
>>34716402how underweight are you?
>>34716424There were tens of millions of bison you retard. We just have cows instead now. Those monoculture farm fields are worse than cows on pasture land.
>>34716418All families all female led. The few exceptions may be muslim families where the wife is still on the younger side.
>>34716424When settlers got off the boat in America there were millions of bison grazing on the great plains. You have a point about forests being cleared to make room for more grazing but not in America.
She is my constellation
>>34716403Pretend bv is a guy and date him>>34716439>constellationEon
>>34716404i believe that i am a cutie patootie IRL. Im not sexy or hot or anything but i am cooti recently recorded a video of myself giving a geometry lecture and i just looked so awkwardly adorkable desu. It was really weird because i act very serious IRL
>>34716439She is my constipation
>>34716434>>34716436Modern cows don't eat prairie grasses, they eat cultivated pastures that supplanted the natural environment.
>>34716426Honestly I can't imagine passing off news like this to a spouse of one of my siblings regardless of gender. >>34716432Well obviously I'm going to do it I don't know what other option there is, the man's going to die whether I tell her or not, I just assumed her mom or sisters would've been the ones to tell her this. I honestly think they just resent her because she got married and had kids.
>>34716438See here>>34716445 we don't graze modern beef and dairy cows on prairie land.
>>34716435around bmi 16
>>34716448Nta, but you would be fed everything by me to bring you to something fuckable
>>34716443Next time record the lecture while naked and jerk off to yourself.
>>34716403>i need an overweight bf so badWhy, are you planning to cook him?
>>34716445Cows graze all over government (BLM) land with natural pasture growth. When growing hay specifically they plant certain grasses for better nutrient profile but it's still perfectly fine for the environment.
>>34716406Give up weed.
I'm going to eat sardines on crackers for dinner. What are women's thoughts on this
>>34716445anon the environment has been cultivated for the last 100,000 years, possibly longer. You Gaia types have no idea what you're talking about and have so little connection with nature that you've deified it because it's so far beyond your understanding that you assume weeds are divine. Tangentially related one of my favorite memories is telling a bunch of Wicca weirdos that they were not collecting Queen Anne's Lace but were in fact collecting Hemlock. I probably saved several very stupid women's lives that day.
>>34716457that's fine. i do that sometimes.
>>34716445>>34716447In a hypothetical scenario where settlers didn't decimate bison and today they were the primary source of red meat instead of cattle would you still complain about how much land they use if they were grazing on native grasses in the midwest?
>>34716448How and why
>>34716459I haven't bought sardines in a billion years. Kinda excited
>>34716461Ted Turner tested that exact theory and found out that people will still continue to bitch
>>34716448perfect
>>34716443Weird. You're such a meanie in these threads.
People will literally burn down the world rather than be mildly inconvenienced.
>>34716457If you are at work and throw the can in the trash I find women have very strong thoughts on the matter
>>34716466am not!
>>34716467Americans are not people
>>34716456Never even tried it. Wouldn't know where to get it even if I wanted to.
>>34716458you should have left them to their devices
>>34716469Plap
>>34716443The narcissism reveals itself.
>>34716385>I was thinking a buzz cut.Don't do this lol, get a normal short hair cut.
>>34716463i feel that. i get excited when i buy sprats once in a while
Prefer the gender war bullshit 2bh
>>34716476Requires too much maintenance.
>>34716468anything fish is a mistake at work
>31Too old to find an adorkable gf
>>34716462idk i just dont get hungry much, ive been underweight my whole life. im not anorexic or anything. i probably should gain some weight really
>>34716480Fuck off.
>>34716468That makes sense. Maybe rinsing them out first would help>>34716479I want to try those. I clicked my way down a little conservas and tinned fish rabbit hole on the internet last week and want to try fancy sardinillas now
>>34716485You need to be gavaged
I need advice. If you're working your shit retail job and you see an attractive girl, what do you say to her if you want to be in a lovey-dovey relationship and have 10+ kids?
you guys dont like it when i say a nice thing about myself for once
>>34716495Add me on discord and send me the video so I can critique your mannerisms
>>34716495Maybe if you practice more you could be nicer to yourself and everyone else.
>>34716493This like asking how u make money nigga u can do this a thousand times and its still uncertain thats why we respect men that get hot girls??? This like asking “im 18 just got outside whats an easy method to make a small business succeed in a month” boi we all wanna know indeed how to get a hot one to mate. Old men spend their lives on this go ask one probably
>>34716495They're sociopaths
>>34716495It's just a new expression of your self obsessed nature.
>>34716454more like cook for him
>fill up at gas station>park and clean car a bit>black dude next to me asks me if i have a few bucks for gas>tell him i dont have any cash but i can use my card>ask him where hes going and the mpg of his to figure out how much to give him>hes going to a town 2 hours away>put enough gas in his car to get him there and back>he thanks me and shakes my hand>i dont let my disgust show but immediately go to the bathroom to wash my handsam i racist?
Can someone explain how meeting someone over /soc/ or /r9k/ actually works? I popped over there when anon mentioned posting a face on /soc/ and the entire catalog seems like dudes pretending to be girls and layers of fake pics and info. Am I to believe that people actually meet each other on the endless discord links and gooning threads?
>>34716505Which continent are you on
>>34716511north america
>>34716472Then go keto.
>>34716507Is r9k for that too? /soc/ is completely unusable. I cheched the catalog once. It's all a bunch of dicks.
femanons why do your pussies look like this
>>34716482Is the convenience worth looking like a convict?
>>34716516r9k is not for that specifically but I mean it happens sometimes
>>34716505You're a feeder, are you? Maybe you should be thinking about his health?
>>34716512What do you do for fun besides macking on fat guys
>>34716495you're such a fake person
>>34716506Are you an american millennial?
>>34716522*your
I wanna take her car camping
>>34716516I have a friend who met his ex gf from r9k, but that was probably 10 years ago and she was a bpdemon. I imagine it's similarly overrun by the same gays and trannies by now though.
>>34716507If you get into a nice conversation in this thread, you can hop over to the ATOGA thread on /soc/ to exchange Discord handles. (You're allowed to link to /soc/ posts on here).
>>34716506Are you disgusted because he is black?>>34716516>>34716507r9k used to be not as bad but it's complete garbage now. soc is also 80% trash tier but if you search really hard you can find a few women and men to talk to that aren't batshit insane.
>>34716519I have too much anxiety to engage with people like that. There's a reason why i am anon.
>>34716386Is that last post yours? 6/10 with growth potential, just clean up your skin a bit and get rid of the nose ring
>>34716527>I wanna take her car campingMaybe you should take *her* camping?
>>34716506So you'd pay for a niggas gas but not shake his hand. I'm very confused anon
>>34716520no, not a feeder, i want him fat enough from the start, he doesn’t have to put on more weight if he doesn’t want to, although i wont complain if it happens.he can’t lose significant weight tho, off limits.>>34716521nothing productive
>>34716534Yes, it is mine. I don't wear the nose ring anymore. Thanks
>>34716529>ATOGA thread on /soc/ctrl+f zero resultsThere's so many dudes larping as women in these threads I wouldn't trust anyone here anyway.
>>34716535Har har
>>34716388I don't know how to...
>>34716527God I love taking women camping, they think it'll be cute and fun and then after four days they're stinky, have stubbly armpits, and I've already fed them a cute animal without telling them what meat it was.
one time on /soc/ there was a girl talking about bloodplay I added her and showed her my self harm scars and she got horny, she also sent me lewd pictures, it was pretty cool
>>34716542What post number is it?
>>34716546Its the last on rating people.
>>34716544D:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTpKJhlJYII wish I had a funny best black friend who I can just hang out with and go somewhere and have a drink with.
>>34716539>There's so many dudes larping as women in these threads I wouldn't trust anyone here anyway.I met my gf on ATOGA. We've had enough sex that I'm confident she's XX female.
Im an XX male :3
>>34716547this one? >>35216756
>>34716542>>34716546NTA/35079606/assumptionsrate-thread#p35216756FYI If you click the "No." it will put the post number in the URL so you can link it.>>34716550Care to share how that process went?
so what is the actual moral lesson of this movie?magical wishes are good as long as you word them right?
>>34716518At this point I don't think it really matters how I look. It'll look less pretentious than having long hair and failing to pull it off at least.
>>34716554forgot pic
>>34716552The last one, yes. How can I have a glow up?
>>34716553>Care to share how that process went?I happened to mention a place I go walking sometimes. She said "Oh, I live near there, do you want to chat?" We exchanged Discord handles. Talked online for a week or so, then met. Obviously it was rather lucky to bump into someone who lives 3 miles from me.
Fucking newfags>>>/soc/35079606
[spoiler]whoever that woman with the nose ring is, you're really cute. for me an 8/10[/spoiler]
>>34716562Looks like a shit thread
>>34716553I met my bf on atoga. I went "hi, Im a mess but I feel lonely, can anyone be my temporary bf" and he answered. Now Im still a mess but we are engaged.
>>34716525zoomer>>34716531yes>>34716536yeah, im less disgusted by touching the pump nozzle than touching a black
>>34716557Basic "be careful what you wish for" with maybe a little bit of "don't be such a pussy young man"I enjoyed it as a comedy
>>>/soc/35216756This one?
>>34716569Zoomers should know better than what you did. If you're rich it's fine. Otherwise you're crazy.
>>34716554>>34716557The point is that women don't understand love so if you wish for love you're going to get a nightmare scenario. He should've wished that she thought he was rich.
>>34716564Thanks anon. People usually rate me 3.5
>>34716560hard to say, you look perfectly find maybe try a different makeup style? something like less heavy eye makeup + more upturned at the end since i think it'd suit your eye shapesome blush, lipgloss and mascara goes a long way too.
>>34716575That's silly.
>>34716571I am scared now, yes.I want to have a glow up because I feel bad about myself.
>>34716573im not rich but im definitely not struggling. why is it so crazy? i spent more money on my lunch lmao
>>34716517More like this.
>>34716571TFW no cute mid latinx gf
>>34716578Thank you anon, I've been trying to learn makeup. I posted a pic without it, tho.
>>34716578fine* not find >_<
>>34716537>nothing productiveShows, books, games, art?
>>34716580I dunno, but it got me really paranoid about how I look. This is a decent pic, but I usually look way worse.
>>34716443Then why do you want to mutilate our penises?>>34715871
>>34716569If you are disgusted because he is black then you are racist. But it was very kind of you to pay for his gas. A lot of people are like you imo, so if it doesn't bother you or really mess up your life in any way, that's just how it is.
Femanons, I'm think of buying a high end class B RV(ie. van RV) to travel across the country for months at a time. Let's say I find some girl I wanna take out on a date and pull up with my van RV, would that ick her out?
>>34716571I wouldn't
>>34716581I like your curly hair
>>34716597It really depends on the girl. I have no idea.
>>34716571I do not like her eyes. They unnerve me.
>>34716588NTA but yeah you look perfectly fine, definitely above a 3.5. I'd rate between 5 and 6, it's hard to tell from a single lowish quality picture. Lack of a smile doesn't help. You said you took out the nose ring which is good because those is ugly as fuck. You have big eyes, decently defined eyebrows, and full lips. Are you overweight? Concealing the blemishes on your face would help but don't overdo it.
>>34716575you're definitely not a 3.5 and people definitely rate low online because their standards are in space.
>>34716599Thanks.
>>34716601Would that ick (You) out?
>guys inflate the self-esteem.of every girl who posts here>femanons never return the favor
>>34716603Yeah, I have the BPD eyes.
>>34716608You guys never post your faces
How do we solve the Femanon Question? (How do we convert anonymous women into IRL girlfriends?)
>>34716608i posted a selfie here a few days ago and a femanon asked if i have a gf, that boosted my self-esteem
>>34716612I'm the last guy you should be asking
>>34716612Basically just be extremely lucky by living close enough to one.
top 10 atogan men
>>34716612Eh. They're too far away from me.
>>34716604Thank you! That's kind.
I can't stop biting the dead skin on my lips
>>34716616>tfw live in bumfuck nowhere texas so it is literally impossible for a femanon to be within a few miles of met-thanks
>>34716620That's not supposed to be there in summer
>>34716607Not really.
>>34716620I can't stop biting the skin around my fingernails
>>34716591all of the above minus books, i havent read anything in a while.
>>34716608you're such a fucking liar it's not even funny.
>>34716621Just move to where the femanons are ez
Womenbros... we're... le losing...
Basically the average manon
>>34716608Guys will simp for anything
>>34716617Number 7: me
>>34716614Can I see
>>34716632maybe i should get an rv and travel to all the cities with femanons...
>>34716620Girl dinner
The women who post here look sinister.
How do I know if I my body has a V shape
>>34716643Hand out tour t-shirts
>>34716646If you have to ask it's over
>>34716646Upload a photo and let us be the judge
>>34716645I know I do.
I recently bought an RV for utility reasons but am so entrenched in my lifestyle I don't even have the desire to travel. Such is life.
>tfw no pear shaped bf
What femanon would be dumb enough to meet up with a creep from here?
>>34716652stop...
>>34716656get a pooner bf
>>34716621i was browsing /soc/ once and i saw a guy say that he lived in my exact town. it was really weird because i also live in bumfuck nowhere lol
>>34716645Ok here is one where I smile. Do I still look creepy? I do creep people out a bit...Should I dress pink or something to compensate?
>>34716659im not t4t
>>34716657The one I met, I guess
>>34716668Misery?
>>34716657The people here are just shy or something. Not always creeps.
>>34716667Are you a pooner?
>>34716617number 1: me :3
>>34716657I met my fiancé here and he is not a creep, just shy and cute.
>>34716672I'm still not sure if she's the poster who got that nickname or not.
Okay I admit it! Im a tranny.
>>34716678If you're not sure then it's not her. Miseryhoe's simps know exactly who she is.
>>34716681Like ftm or mtf?
>>34716681Heh, me too
>>34716678Are you >>34716561
>>34716642actually looking back i dont know for sure if it was a femanon >>34707914
>>34716661You look way cuter smiling. Your eyes do a lot of the heavy lifting. If that is with zero makeup then you are blessed with good eyelashes to frame them in black without eyeliner. As a man I don't really think it's possible for a woman to look creepy, I think a woman probably told you that. It would depend more on how you act than anything else. Maybe you say weird shit to people, I dunno. Wearing all black is fine. I only wear black myself so i can't talk shit. The modesty aspect is more important.
>>34716674only at night.. i behave myself during the day
>>34716689Nope.
if foids hate moids so muchwhy dont they just fuck them
>>34716693Why are there so many pooners here?
Why are female asexuals never virgins?
>>34716661:)
>>34715629>Genocide all manletsPlease don't, I need to feel superior to someone
>>34716700All that means is she doesn't have sex with (you).
Femanons need to find a better source of self-esteem than approval and attention from anonymous males on the internet.
>>34716698we come in peacel :D
>>34716661Armenian?
>>34715514Crush has mostly "guy friend" follows and followers. As in every day guys, not celebs/influencers. I'm talking 80%of recent follows/followers are guys then the rest are are girls/special interest/influencer stuffThis is a huge red flag isn't it?
>>34716608>femanons never return the favorSometimes they do.
>>34716691Thank you so much anon. I dunno, people just don't like me. I guess it's because I was heavily bullied and I'm awkward around people.
>>34716709Yes. I wouldn't even bother with her if I were you.
>see cute foid while driving >lightly bump her car>pull over with her>apologize, exchange insurance info and numbers>offer to yake her out to dinner as apology why wouldnt this work?
>>34716695When did you start seeing her
>>34716700asexuality is made up
>>34716708No, lol
>>34716700Because she tried it once and hated it? And therefore came to the conclusion she’s asexual?
>>34716686I think ta is joking but Im actually a tranny. Kindaaa. I was raised as a girl but I'm intersex so I post here as a woman cuz wtf do I have in common with men???
>>34716700Gotta have sex a couple of times to figure out it's not for you.
>>34716716I only saw her twice. Once in February and once in May.
>>34716714It's crazy because talking to her you would think she is this kind of awkward dorky type
I decided to have a drink tonight and listen to some Grimes.What are you doing, anon?
>>34716715Because you’ve already shown you don’t understand social nuance and appropriate settings. This only works if you’re very attractive because anything works if you’re very attractive.
>>34716721How often do you post here
>>34716718I feel asexual sometimes
>>34716721I am sorry for the ignorance, but what do you mean by intersex? I am confused.
>>34716724That's how they get you.
>>34716597I would assume you were planning to abduct me.
>>34716719Greek? You're some kind of exotic-ish white person.
>>34716723And are you actually dating or did you just meet up
>>34716726>you don’t understand social nuance and appropriate settings.
>>34716725affirmation asmrwhiskey then im going to bed
>>34715510>>34715527Bruh, you got to report him
>>34716657My gf.
>>34716734We never dated, just hung out.
>>34716678Is she white and talks in short dry sentences?
>>34716727>>34716729I think that's the 6'2 one that pegs her boyfriend
>>34716733Italian-Spanish-French
>>34716661>most turkish greek I've ever seen>most greek turk I've ever seen>call it
>>34716727Rarely. I just remember it exists sometimes! I am in that soc thread that got posted tho. >>34716729I got both sets reproductive organs.
>>34716689I'm the second of those and not the first, so no.
>>34716657I chatted to someone from here in the past who was local and wanted to meet upBut then I realized the idea was preposterous>>34716661nice beanie >Should I dress pinkonly if you like pink (you can never go wrong with pink tho)>>34716635what is bro building>>34716620get some chapstick
>>34716747Ah. A larp.
girls, read this and tell me what you think https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=187196
>>34716747You are an irl futa?! That's pretty cool
What are good pictures for dating apps?
>>34716617I'm like 3 of them
>>34716403why>>34716584macaroooons>>34716571hot>>34716527>car campingwhat in the white people is this
>>34716661Cute. Posting yourself on 4chan is a terrible idea though.
>>34716750Thanks! My mom hates that beanie lol, she says I look like a hobo
>>34716757>are you attractivedoesnt matter, the results will be the same>are not attractivedoesnt matter, the results will be the same
Should I go to rehab
>>34716729Intersex is someone who cannot be classified as either male or female, e.g. someone with Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome.
>>34716731In this? Why?
>>34716752lmao no its real and not super uncommon>>34716756I mean guess bro...
>>34716757Oiled dick pics with good lighting
>>34716746>>34716744yall are basically all the same mwahahah
>>34716747>>34716756That isn't a real thing. At most it's gonna look like a large clit or hybrid between the two. Both sets of fully formed genitals is not real.
>>34716763Why? Please don't freak me outI mean, people have public social media, some girls make videos half-naked on TikTok
>>34716772Get your hand out of your panties
>>34716747Which one is vestigial?
>>34716761>whywhy not
>>34716766with the beanie on you look like a newgrounds flash game character kek
>>34716747You existing makes me uncomfortable
>>34716757Doing cool things, not looking awkward, etc
>>34716769She did say she took t
>>34716467>burn down the world rather than be mildly inconvenienced.I mean who wouldn't desu>>34716356like one of the whos from whoville? sure>>34716263obviously the former? (if I wanted kids)>>34716186>Partners in TimeI played the shit out of this lol, underrated game>>34716169at the daughter factoryor fuccor adopt annie from daddy warbucks
>>34716742Yes and through text, yes.
>>34716584Korra, quit stealthposting. I need coomer art.
>the asshole is back again to spam and kill the thread
>>34716782There are many, many different kinds of intersex. I don't know which one she has.
>>34716779lol
>>34716209Lol
Lol haha imagine living in Durham
slwoly googles d ur ham
>>34716712I think that's your perception. People are pretty forgiving and understanding in the real world. It doesn't bother me when someone's awkward around me and if I'm awkward in a conversation I just try not to fuck up my words next time but no one ever says anything. Are you outside the US? Maybe things are different in Europe or something.
>>34716788BV?
This is how your future wife will feel about you, fellas
>>34716775Because 4chan is full of weirdos with weaponized autism. Ask Shia LeBuff, or whatever his name is.
Femanons, I'm heading from Wichita to OKC. Why have I seen 5 separate military convoys heading the opposite way?
so.. when are we gonna get some moid face pics up in here
>>34716797Tldr
>>34716700finding an asexual virgin and trying to fix her is a fantasy of mine but sadly it has a 0% chance of ever happening because they don't exist
>>34716800I'm not a bpd e-girl so no
>>34716799Oh nah lmfao he don't know lol
>>34716797yeah this situation is 10000% turbofubar divorce incoming
>>34716799They're about to nuke Tehran.
>>34716800this + hands + arms + pecs + abs + dick
>>34716797>have to tell him to flush the toilet right wayIf she means "right away" he's in the wrong. If she means "the right way" she's in the wrong. Simple as.
>>34716797>latina who won't divorce him because she doesn't want to leave the countrycursed
>>34716700Compulsory heterosexuality.
my cat put his paw down my shirt and is headbutting my boobs, do i call the police? He is a GROWN MAN
>>34716800i posted a third of my face, not posting the full thing . i prefer posting my body because i can improve it unlike my face
>>34716797I am not reading all that, you deranged piece of shit.
>>34716800I'll let the younger guys go for it
>>34716797>yes, he's tallSo it'll be even worse for me...
>>34716138idk why you need "space" from her to use tech less and read books lol>>34716141I almost got misdiagnosed as schizophrenic at one point lol (never thought I had it though)There's just a big overlap in symptoms in terms of emotional dysregulation, relational distress and dissociation/paranoiaThings like masking and playing chameleon (due to a lack of identity), black-and-white thinking, and emotional outbursts can sometimes be mistaken for other conditionsPeople try to find an explanation for why they feel "different" growing up, disconnected from society and struggle with things other people find "normal"BPD is less talked about, more taboo and underdiagnosed especially in men>>34716797I'm not reading allat>>34716778isn't being overweight le badI'm overweight unc cause I'm lazy and eat too much
>>34716802I knew a girl like this in high school and thought the same thing. Anyways she got a boyfriend in uni.
>>34716816He wants some milk
>>34716821>I'm overweight unc cause I'm lazy and eat too muchhow overweight :3?
>>34716794Yeah, in my experience people are not that kind here. When I went to the US it blew my mind how nice people are to you.
>>34716814She says Asian
>>34716823Did you try to fix her and it didn't work or did you not try?
>>34716809this feels like too much work>>34716779she's ready to be friday night funkin>>34716827I can play my belly like a bongo jk
>>34716797>boring midwestern guy>came from another continenthe's slumming it and she seriously thinks she's the one being ripped off lmao
>>34716816>but that picture isn't your actual tits
>>34716829I skimmed too hard. Flip then, the latinas of asia
>>34716835no i am not posting my cat on here, he is too special for this website
>>34716800I'm far and ugly
>>34716798Who is Shia LeBuff? I mean, I don't have a life. I don't post shit online, besides here.
>kittenposter went from casual namefagging to posting selfies, tripfagging, and now posting titsfoids why are you like this
>>34716797Here's your Asian waifu, weebbros
>2026>6'2 is now manlet height
>>34716839Don't you know the legend of Shia the Buff
>>34715629I'll duck under the scythe>>34715625I'm here rn but should be sleeping>>34715658I used to play on them a lotthey are good time killers>>34715668fricking normalchuds reee
>>34716777Not doing any more humiliation rituals>>34716780Thanks ig
>>34716844How tall is she?
>looks at >>34716661>looks at >>34716404>looks back at >>34716661Cutie-patootie,
>>34715658i'm crying. are they still even made?
>>34716443impossible with those hip valleys girl
>>34716844>6' 3'' stays winningIdeal height forever
>>34716840she posted tits within weeks of being here
>>34716849Thanks lmfao
>>34716839He's an actor. You've never heard of 4chan's HWNDU saga?? Go to youtube immediately.
me and who...
>>34716850Yeah
>>34716854oh i only came back to this shithole a few weeks ago
women CANNOT compete>>34716755doplhin porn?
>>34715725tfw my ex is now a policewoman here in England>>34715806play stupid games win stupid prizes>>34715809>adderall, nicotine, and caffeinethe ADHD trifecta>>34715802>Do I communicate that I need to be told im beautiful and why more oftenyes, he might just be socially retarded>>34715852we're cooked against argentina
>>34716830I doubt I could've all of our interactions consisted of her talking to me in that weird dry autistic way and whenever I learned anything about her I just kept thinking "ok well maybe that's not so bad" (it was)
>>34716859me on the left(when my doctor lets me start smoking again)
>>34715514Ladies, do you think the world would be a better place if government positions were exclusive for women?
I just wanna see a cute manon, is that too much to ask forrrr? DDDD:
Give me absolute powerI'd fix this bitch of a civilization in an afternoon
>>34716802You can't "fix" asexuality, it's a sexual orientation, not a medical condition.
>>34716828Ah, that's a shame. I sort of get the impression that yuropoors have higher social standards for being a normie than we do here in America, but I also haven't ever been there.
>>34716869many of us are chopped chuds sorry
>>34716869I actually am that, but you're not seeing me
>>34716869There was a cute guy posted earlier
>>34716867he got a hundred times in the back and died for being a smoker, don't start smoking again
>>34716871You'd be assassinated by spooks
>>34716776but I am a man. I just think it would work
>>34716868No, lol
>>34716797r/girldinnerdiaries is a trip to read
>>34716869For the last time I'm not fat
>>34716837Clothed tits would be nice. Send cat to your female friends. Men don't care about your cat.
>>34716876link it
>>34715870uncut supremacy>>34715873prove it>>34715883you would hate the little mermaid>>34715981avoidant men we're losing
>>34716869Go to /soc/
>>34716881funny enough, this is actually a pretty consistent issue throughout history, not just the post-industrial world
>>34716840She's jewish. There's something very interesting about single jewish women.
>>34716874If 5 anons post their face, I post my dog (trust me, her cuteness is worth it)
>>34716886>Men don't care about your cat.Well...
>>34716885not yet
I genuinely need to stop coming here and go to tumblr or something. Its not even the toxicity or anything its just brainrotting to respond to the same damn things every single damn day.
>>34716872Did you notice the part where he said fantasy? You can't fuck a Minotaur either, girliepop
>>34716895QUICK ANONS GET RANDOM PEOPLES FACES FROM INSTAGRAM
>>34716897My metabolism is too nuclear to ever be fat. I had to fight tooth and nail to gain and maintain even 10 pounds.
>>34716869yes, I am not posting my face here
>>34716122M, sure>>34716869you're on the wrong website>>34716867smoking is gay>>34716862konata's dad would prolly have this fig>>34716839JUST DEW IT
>>34716886ok later i am drawing
>>34716797I love seeing Asian traitors realize their mediocre white men fantasy is a nightmare, especially when they are married and stuck :)
>>34716877i dont really care much about dying desu
>>34716898that's why i don't respond to 95% of posts. don't make this a job. reply to who you want to reply to and ignore the rest.
>>34716864I think I could do it unless she was some weird furry type>>34716872lol
>>34716893Yeah, Praetorian guard as one example
>>34715873Tfw no Ashkenazi gf
>>34716901metabolism slows as you age.. give it time <3
>>34716908poor guy lol
i have low iq and no boobs
>>34716908She had some weird they them hippie bullshit going on, idk man. And she was Jewish on top of that.
>>34715958Would you cuck her husband?
>>34716895what breed is your dog>>34716917flat bimbos ftw
>>34716917Hey
>>34716869I was never cute
>>34716908he’s a handsome guy too, wtf i could treat him so much better than her
>>34716921Havanese
>>34716924He looks like a teenage boy
>>34716924>i can treat you betterBeautiful song, isn't it
>>34716928im only 21.. i could date a 18 or 19 year old guy no problem.. i think
>>34716903smoking is cool, faggot
>>34716924Moid hands
>>34715949Lmao, she absolutely wrecked all of her simps. I'm convinced every thot has such a visceral disgust for them that it has to come out eventually.
>>34716925aww what a cutie piehow old are theypost doggo>>34716933I used to smoke like a chimney but it's really not cool, smokers drool
Can I get a sanity check on this interaction I had recently?>Be me (M) with a platonic female roommate I have no romantic interest in>Faucet is leaking so I take it apart to figure out what I need to replace>She comes over and asks me about it>I point out the two oring seals are bad and that's why it's lea->"arr arr arr!">Huh?>"You said seal, sorry"This was like two weeks ago and I'm still perturbed at being interrupted by something so stupid and childish. Is this kind of humor actually funny to someone? Is there a world where someone would have been amused by that exchange?
>>34716030Didn't she do lesbian shit at one point?
>>34716800I'm ugly
Sometimes it’s possible to have an idea about a person and realize the truth later
>>34716938This is why we call them "washers".
>>34716933Nah
>>34716942What did she mean by this?
>>34716809I would post dick if it was white
>>34716938>Is this kind of humor actually funny to someonebro has no sense of humour
>>34716938It took me three reads to get the joke. Is she old?
>>34716948chocolate anons are welcome too!
>>34716942No shit what happened now
>>34716938bro fucking HATES women.
>>34716913erm hai
It’s really incredible how rude and bumbling some people can be. Just absolutely fucking unbearable. Zero manners
>>34716938She's dumb but getting mad about it might be dumber
>>34716889>you would hate the little mermaidi was never a fan of disney
>>34716951I'll keep that in mind thanks
>>34716948How big?
>>34716938It's an innocent enough joke but women NEVER mess with your man while he's fixing shit
>>34716956Who are we vageuposting about
>>34716839He was a Disney channel actor and he was in one of the transformers movies, he had a psychotic break over Trump getting elected and then 4chan did a huge manhunt trying to steal his anti-Trump flag across the world.
>>34716075When I was a kid my mom told me women will always say they like the nice guy but will go for the tough guy.Thanks based mom.
>>34716963> but women NEVER mess with your man while he's fixing shitnot even his cock?
>tfw no non-whore ashkenazi gf
>>34716938>This was like two weeks agoDude. What are you doing. Let it go. Stop seething.
Anons if you post face I'll be honest to you and give you glow up advice. I am really curious to see what you people look like.
My mom told me you have to buy things for a girl to make her happy lmfao
>>34716944what are you washing bruv>>34716958rip, the little mermaid is a classic tho>>34716953he's prolly just autistic>>34716951lulz https://youtu.be/A_8CDK1FPko?si=Tm4kpl4dhCzSLJno&t=42
>>347169616.9
>>34716968Lmfao, that's bizarre
>>34716955No.
>>34716970I can't even get hard while focusing on something like that I'd just yell at you
>>34716975>rip, the little mermaid is a classic thoI mean I did watch that and several other disney movies with my cousin as a kid but I wasn't a fan, though these days I appreciate how good the animation is in those movies
State genderdo you have any flags hung up in ur room?
>>34716917i have low iq and a small penislets curse our children horribly with our genetics
>>34716974your mom is based but also a gold digger>>34716978more like shia le doofus
>>34716950Late 20s>>34716957It was more that I was asked a question, started responding to it, and then got interrupted because I said a random world. Don't ask me the question if you're not gonna listen to what I'm actually gonna say.>>34716972I'm not actually mad I should have worded that better. I should have said perplexed not perturbed. Like am I off base for not having a positive reaction to that?
>>34716974My mom thought I was a lesbian...
>>34716948Some femanons like bbc tooUsually in euro hours though
>>34716982no, I never understood this obsession with having flags in your room
>>34716989not even country flags? i have a giant american flag in my room
>>34716986No, lol. I would despise that woman for making that retarded joke.
>>34716984She married a failed doctor and then got divorced
>>34716982My walls are empty.
>>34716986you're not really off base but i personally would've smiled and pointed at her like ahaha god that's such a terrible joke
>>34716974Its true. Women are just more attracted to non-visual, physical traits than men are. If you are legitimately funny/more wealthy, you actually become more attractive to a woman.
>>34716986You're off base for still obsessing over it.
>>34716982F no, ive never had any flags
>>34716973>give you glow up advicereddit is across the hallI took a selfie in train toilet though, fuck the poliz https://ibb dot co/cSQ7yc3P also it's boiling
What's with all the blacks in football and Russians in tennis. Why the pattern here.
>>34716991no, I just don't get it desu
MI used to have a union jack rug in my room. That I stepped on every day.
>>34716973Tranny/Intersex anon here!I want to but I also know exactly how itll go if I do lmao
>>34717002they deserve to be in sports too chud!
>>34716997This is true. When I used to goon I wouldn't imagine a guy's body but situations and how he treated me like.
>>34716969>>34716974Femanons, please spare your sons some heartache and tell the truth.
>>34717001I have a similar mole next to my nose but it's on the opposite side of my face
>>34716986>Don't ask me the question if you're not gonna listen to what I'm actually gonna say.you must be fun at parties>>34716987your mom is real for that desu>>34716993how much did she get in alimony>>34717000not even a red one?socioeconomic access, cultural investments, historic athletic pipelines, and regional infrastructure influence athletic demographic patterns
>>34716978He was doing standup comedy with sex jokes at age 10 and he worked for Disney during his preteen and teen years, he's almost certainly a molestation victim crashing out in middle age like most of them do.
>>34716988ok I'll keep that in mind next time I need attention
I wouldn't even know what flag to put up in my room.
>>34717001You look like a pooner.
>>34716997I think I finally got this when a girlfriend of mine kept talking about how hot Tony Soprano was.
>>34717005Just do it and let it play out.
does bulge pic work too? i dont like nudes
>>34716988they are showing wimbledon tbf>>34716981>appreciate how good the animation isthat's something at least>>34716982swastikajk no I'm not a pirate
>>34717010I have no idea but it couldn't have been much given that he was unemployed at the time and left the country anyways
>>34717002High test phenotypes
>>34717021ewwwww
>>34717021lookin swarthy
>>34717001AWWWWWWWW!!! You are adorable
>bulge picsImma kms
>>34717012>sex jokes as a child>he worked for Disney"hey, I've seen this one before!">>34717021nice underwear>>34717018bro was loaded tbf>>34717024rip, she deserved more
>>34717028One might even say... qt?
>>34717021Faggot
>>34716987mine also thought this lol
>>34717021My gf needs some of that bro
>>34717016that's gooner to you sir>>34717004careful, if you're white you can get arrested for that>>34717009based mole haver>>34717028thanks u2>>34717034my mom thought I was gay just because I liked Barbie and Britney Spears
Women, would you marry young?
>>34716212>>34716219Srry I'm a fruit
meaty manons...
>>34717030Perhaps she did but as I grew older I began to see why he left
>>34717042Yeah, asap
>>34717021Would toe tap in a bathroom with you stud
>>34717036Der cuck has arrived...>>34717044I had very meaty sandwiches at dinner>>34717046is she high maintenance or smth
>>34717041>if you're white you can get arrested for thatNah it's fine that only applies to Qurans
>>34717002I played an online game where I became an alliance leader and girls started coming on to me. Later I passed it on and they girls who liked me before seemed less interested. It's some dumb video game and there are no inherent advantages to suck up to the leader but they just like men in leadership positions.Not saying anything eye opening here to most people but it's kind of funny.
>>34717020Yknow what sure why not worst that can happen is some mean wordshttps://files.catbox.moe/q7wkab.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ls1w77.png
>>34717041>you can get arrested for thatNot in my cunt, I don't think.
>>34717053You look like a drug addict
>>34717041You remind me of a friend from HS who was really kind. Basically a nerdy lazy guy obsessed with crappy vidya. I recommended him Alice In Chains and he really liked them.
men whatwouldyoudo if you were in public, lets say waiting for the bus or in line at the grocery store and a girl standing next to you suddenly started to quietly scoot closer and closer to you until she was shoulder to shoulder to you, leaned over and took a big whiff of you, then wondered off?
>>34717056I smoke a little weed on the weekends but nothing else. Cali sober ig lol
>>34717050She's just the kind of lady that easily gets on your nerves
>>34717053You look really cool and badass!
>>34717052meant to quote >>34716997
>>34717052Idk what that has to do with my post
>>34717052Many such cases
>>34717061Heroin might be more up your alley
>>34717053If it wasn't for your terrible eyebrows you'd be very attractive. Hopefully you're growing them back. The hairstyle in the 2nd pic is the best. You already have a nice body and good facial structure/proportions, so don't try and fuck with it. Basically the less like a mentally ill libtard you can make yourself look, the more glowed up you'll become.
>>34717053Looking good in the second file.
>>34717053you're really pretty, with or without bangs.
>>34717053Would you rather be a full on chick if you could? Are you bi?
>>34717026why>>34717027is that a compliment>>34717029livestream it>>34717030thanks theyre so comfortable >>34717033no u
>>34717053Why do your eyebrows like that?
>>34717053built for mogging
>>34717036sounds like youre the one who wants it not your "gf">>34717049what is toe tapping>>34717060would follow her to sniff her back if shes cute
>>34717042>sarah stock
>>34717060>scoot closer and closer>until she was shoulder to shoulder to you, leaned over and took a big whiff of you, then wondered offIf I let her get that close to me, what the fuck am I supposed to do after she walked off? I'd get on the bus.
>>34717053Do you take it up the ass?
>>34717070>Basically the less like a mentally ill libtard you can make yourself look, the more glowed up you'll become.Mostly true. She'd be a hot goth though.
>>34717084>marry "tradwife">get cucked irrevocablymany such cases.
>>34717084kittenposter's body is so boring. Literal Who-gives-a-shit level
I collect all of your pics btw. They're sitting in a folder and I feed them into chatgpt to gen images of you in situations.
>>34717065>>34717073>>34717074tysm wow i was a little afraid but this is nice thanks guys>>34717070>>34717080I have a scar that kinda mangled my left brow so i just trim the other to match>>34717075I just wish people were different desu! im fine with my body and have a pretty great life otherwise. Wonderful family and friends, lovely *cough* chad boyfriend and a roof over my heaf. Lots to be grateful for. Anyhoo Im straight.>>34717087No lol
>>34717093wait stop
>>34717093oh noanyway
>>34716234Ok, but be nice
>>34717082If you're in a shit stall, toe tapping indicates to the person in the next stall that they can enter if they want
>>34717100is that why they keep doin that?
>>34717093Every post and image here is instantly archived by 3rd party websites anyway.>>34717096>Has a boyfriend>Posts pictures online for others to rate and comment onAttention seeking or cheating? Call it.
>>34717096lol i didn't even know you are intersex. i just clicked back to look at the previous posts. so yeah i think you look good.
>>34717063does she get on your nerves>>34717053you look pretty rad anon>>34717084I wouldn't put much stock in this story>>34717093that's not creepy at all>>34717059lol he sounds pretty cool <3I gotta be up in 7hrs and still need to do vidya dailies so toodles
>>34717096>"straight"
I don't know how Sea of Thievesis still a thing, but I genuinely have no idea what it is like.Do you actually do things, except for just sailing?Anybody here ever played it??
>>34717093Lmfao you are evil. Can you make a picture of me with a Yorkie puppy for my bf please? I don't have ChatGPT credits
i wear a fake penis to post bulge pics on /soc/ so i can pretend im a real man
>>34717111what you need is my dick inside your cunt
>>34717096Does your bf suck your dick?
>>34717059>nerdy lazy guy obsessed with crappy vidyathis does sound pretty accurate desuI got all achievements in garfield kart furious racing the other day kekrecommend some shit vidya
I have one bowl. One plate. One fork one spoon and one knife.
if i had a bf i'd sit on his lap and take a picture with his dick between my legs and pretend its my own to post here
>>34717109you sail, collect money, solve puzzles, gank other players, there are some pve combat too. It is pretty fun to play with friends. For a day or a week
>>34717096How Chad?
>>34717115what about cups.
>>34717112im a man i dont have a cunt
>>34717116that's a bit of a dick move sis>>34717109my old roommate used to play online with Freddie Freddie Prinze Jr.
>>34717113She puts things in his ass
>>34717106>does she get on your nervesOften yes
are you people really that stupid and gullible or do you just play along because you're bored?
>>34717116That won't work out.
>>34717125both desu>>34717124is she single
>>34717125bored probably, always the same shit here
Antisemitic men, how would you react if you fell in love with a girl and then learned she was Jewish?
>>347171262bh i just want an excuse to sit on a naked guy's lap
>>34717118Idk probably not chad to you guys but hes chad to me :)>>34717122>>34717113Not going into details about my sex life on here, sorry!
>>34717125I'm that stupid. I need someone like you to guide me, anon.
I watched Toy Story 5 with a girl the other day and cried several times, did she get the ick
>>34716913What's an Ashkenazi?
>>34717131Antisemitic man here, trust me we can tell ahead of time.
>>34717128Cheeky bastard
>>34717133>Idk probably not chad to you guys but hes chad to me :)Fair enough. I'm just trying to figure out what my league is.
>>34717132Just take your own dick for the pic.
>>34717137People who have politics you disagree with aren't automatically Jewish, no you can't.
>>34717005>>34717053Which is it?
>>34717093What have you done with me. Confess.
>>34717131What am I supposed to do kill myself. Oh no onto the next.
>>34717136NTAJews with European genes mixed in their DNA.
>>34717135You sound like a major pussy dude.>>34717143Keep coping rabbi
>>34717150>You sound like a major pussysorry for having emotions I guess
>>34717150>Keep coping rabbiI'm not Jewish. Thank you for proving my point.
>>34717152You can have emotions without crying over a kids movie
>>34717140Oh well in that case idk model maybe? Hes pretty short though! Only 5'7". I dont mind though.>>34717145Are you trying to determine whether its okay to find me attractive? I think the thread already determined such.
>>34717131I'd be thrilled. Give me some elite babies
>>34717131Can i pretend to be antisemitic to get a Jewish gf? I'd love to have this problem as i am currently dateless
>>34717131How would YOU feel if you dated a Jewish man and found out he was anti-Zionist?
Anons, do you like my crystal collection?
>>34717159>model maybeHoly based
>>34717159No, I'm just trying to figure the truth. When it comes down to chromosomes, there is no such thing as intersexuality. If you have one or more Y chromosomes, you are a man; if you have none, you are a woman. Simple as.
It's cute how you all want gfs so bad.
>haha guys look it's SEX it's BOOBS AND DICKS She really does have the mind of an animal
>>34717165it's obviously a guy larping and posting some egirls pics. might be a legit tranny (they love to claim they are intersex) or might be some entjeet tier faggot.
>>34717165NTA. Not quite, there's DSD like Klinefelter syndrome. Sex is ultimately down to gametes, not chromosomes.
>>34717093FINE I'll post cock then
>>34717169That applies to most people here.
>>34717169Insulting my fertility idol will grant you 20 years of itchy vagina.
>>34717168Shut up!
>>34716976hot
This is the first time I watched the>open the fucking doorschizo in fullhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_-rE8bZJ3AI imagine this is who posts with me here.
I need a girl to suck my dick while smoking a cigarette. I may have to get a milf to do this as I doubt most women would.
>>34717171>Klinefelter syndrome, also known as 47,XXY, is a genetic condition where males are born with an extra X chromosome, which can lead to symptoms such as infertility, smaller testicles, and reduced testosterone levels.Maybe malformed, but still male.
>>34717168I've actually given up on love
Men, do you actually want your gf to share her edgy political takes when prompted? It feels like it's just asking to find something to argue about or something. Would you rather just have her repeat the opinions you've shared?
>>34717168Idk if it's a gf or an unquantifiable desire to discover purpose and meaning in a world i am vastly confused byBut no one cares about the second one
>>34717125>deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow>What you need is someone strong to guide you
>>34717176Lol, it is! In the end you all just want love and cuddles. You aren't evil though guys. You are larping as assholes. You all want a pretty girl who isn't deranged to love you and that's all.
guys i need 2000 bucks NOW
>>34717175Good thing I don't have one
>>34717189I can't even buy coffee...
>>34717188Die!
>>34717188Most of them just want something to fuck and can't have a partner in actuality
>>34717193Awwwww
>>34717184I want her to be a raging leftist. And punish me for being a chud.
God I need a girl to suck my cock. Women were made for sucking dick!
>>34717190You will in the future
I just need a girl to hug me
>>34717194Oh. But sex doesn't make any sense unless you love the person...
>>34717165When it comes down to chromosomes,you should have a full set before you comment on anything. So stfu nigger
>>34717201Not really
>>34717194I could buy a whore anytime I want
>>34717198I mean you can say that about men too...
>>34717200...unreal
>>34717198No, I was made to have a baby. Sucking dick is just something I like doing and I'm good at.
>>34717184I want her to have no opinions or political thought and just vote for candidates i tell her to vote for99% of female political thought is either a feminist who has no real idea what rights women lack now or she's like >>34717042
>>34717200I am hugging you rn anon (in a non-romantic way)
>>34717170>larpingokay im hot but not that hot lmfao
my chromosomes are xxyxxyxxyxzy *flexes and looks into your soul*
To be honest I'm getting back into RuneScape. I'm going to get a standing desk. And an ultrawide monitor. And a wireless keyboard, and wireless headphones. And I am going to start going outside more with my canine companion. I might also try to acquire a woman. I must have my cock sucked.
>>34717205That's a different thing entirely
>>34717131Can she get me a heter iska loan?
>>34717210thanks! (in a non-romantic way)
>>34717203He didn't even insult your troon
>>34717214No it's not. A whore is something to fuck
I want her to hug me. And then I'll lift her up by her waist and give her a spin while she giggles.
I miss him so fucking much
Foids, why am I as a germanic man drawn so inexplicably to French women?>>34716503I could probably listen to her speak her convoluted, inefficient and ineffective language for hours. But if a man speaks it , its gay. I don't understand the logic.
>>34717206I mean, technically men know more about sucking dick by having one.
Where could I go to meet girls? To potentially date
>>34717223He'll be back
I go to coffee places because i lack the abandon to meet long term partners.I have been nannered from a lot of places by uptight whites man.They dont want me to succeed. Every time i plant a seed, they kill it before it grow
>>34717226wrong mindset.
>>34717226Don't be a creeper bro
>>34717224Because you're a pedophile and romanticizing small slender stereotype instead of the reality hairy grey bush chainsmoking granny. You would have Paris syndrome if you vacationed there for longer than a week.
>>34717203Good thing I have that set and not more.
>>34717224NtaI'm not racist enough to understand why she doesn't look like an ordinary white woman
>>34717226Hmm... maybe in coffee shops? Classes? The gym? My fiancé apparently used to get dates on concerts
>>34717222>>34717223
If you don't love Alysa you have no heart
How does one to a girl?How do you manage to spend hours on a date with one?
I dont like venturinf to club life. I just sit at tables fingering my napkin and looking at couples walking by. Gonna be an old bastard. This is as good as it gets for me im afraid
>>34717236lmfao
>>34717237If you don't respect her, your nuts will separate from your body.
>>34717233Ngl she looks a bit mongoloid to me. Like East euro/central Asia.
>>34717228>I have been nannered from a lot of places by uptight whites man.I'm guessing you meant banned? You could sue them easily, that's a lawyer's wet dream.
>>34716105what exactly did you expect them to do? A woman will just get bored and cheat/leave you. Its just biology.
>>34717239I do this in my mid 20s
>>34717231>impying I'm not attracted to grey bush chainsmoking granniessettle down fatso Consume your corporate mandated HFCS ration and the n go to bed, Master Shekelberg has ordered another 16 hour shift.
>>34717239>handLOSE THE WEIGHT FATTY
>>34717239
>>34717239Aww this is too cute and sad.
>>34717239Your hand looks swollen. You okay?
WomenIf you were dating a guy and he was an amateur musician but stated picking up traction and wanted to do it professionally/internationally, could you deal with that or would you leave him?
>>34717247Genuinely cant make the jump to clubs where women explicitly go to have man flings but ill complain here and go to every single place where they dont wanr to be hit on.
>>34717243>>34717233Shes some kind of med. I feel it in my half Greek half Italian Penis bones
>>34717250Glass house
>>34717256As long as you're not harassing anyone who cares
>>34717255I'd follow him anywhere. But I'd need to settle down somewhere he'd be with me and our future kid most of the time.
>>34717224She is hot. I like the messy hair
>>34717259
>>34717255What instruments?
>>34717005>>34717053okay, but are you a male Tranny/Intersex anon or a female Tranny/Intersex anon?
>>34717255Avril is that you?
>>34717239cute hand ///
>>34717237get some good taste anon please
>>34717250Im hot af ur a little mad there obese fat one>>34717251Ik i go there a lot and masturbate to the thought of the waitressesIm actually fitter than u guys and i have cooler outfits probably by a miles ahead of u so eat it chodes
How many women aren't whores?
>>34717263I'm NTA. I'm just amused by the hypocrisy.
>>34717265His pronouns are ikea/meatballs
>>34717270Why do you have boobs?
>>34717270Front pov, chubby. Not top down.
>>34717270Cool outfit. Why don't you ask her out? Maybe she is single...
>>34717270Nice tits
>>34717272I'm trying to give fat fetishist anon some fodder.
>>34717270>>34717268When fat chaser thinks you're hot/fat, you're in trouble anon.
>>34717271I have a theory that given enough exposure to online attention every woman in existence will eventually post nudes.
I dont take orders lightly but ill show u someday queen
>>34717271Lol, I love women.
I really think we should all come together and watch me masturbate.
>>34717291You mean watch you masturbate and then all come together
>>34717231>Because you're a pedophile and romanticizing small slender stereotypeWhat's wrong with a slender stereotype? Liking conventionally beautiful women doesn't make him a pedo.
>>34717256Women don't go to clubs looking for boyfriends, they go there to get their pussies pounded in the bathroom.
>>34717291What do you look like?
I'm 32 idk where I'm supposed to meet womenI wasn't ready when I was in college
>>34717293That standard comes from pedophiles.Real men like hairy normal weight women.
>>34717270You sure are more beautiful than BV, but that alone wouldn't make you hot
>>34717291Only if you're a chickAnd was born with xx chromosomes
>>34717300>normal weight womenAnd they are typicaly slender
>>34717300>Anyone who doesn't find me attractive is a pedophile
>>34717298I'm in my late 20s and I have no clue either.
>>34717308I wish she liked black guys, she's built for bbc
>>34717300Would you call a man who impregnated you a real man?
>>34717307>And they are typicaly slenderNo, they have boobs.
>>34717271dabbing on sour grape conservacucks is based I'd make her folds jiggle any time of the day
>>34717310Well when you look at her baby daddies
>>34717237Alysa Liu is a San Franciscan whore. I'd fuck her, but who wouldn't?
>>34717312By paying for IVF?
>>34717224You're just attracted to whores
i'm a traduh yeah i didn't think this post through
And as your shrinking figure blows a kiss, I catch and smash it on my lips
Grok, generate a shit post.Claude, take what Grok wrote and post it the atoga thread on 4chan
>>34717315This is why I'm fiscally conservative and socially liberal
>>34717315So the whole point is that they're not real conservatives? Okay, fair enough.
>>34717322NTA. What about her looks whoreish?
>>34717325This is funny but the sad part is that Indians really believe that they can start a revolutionary tech business by doing basically this.
>>34717322I know shes rather average in the grand scheme of things, but I'd fight the entire Guarde Imperiale with a mouldy stick for a chance to plap that. It is what it is.
>>34717304Xer got reaaaal quiet after this post
>>34717314Almost everyone has boobs, just not with a lot of fat
>>34717270look at all the gold and tits
>>34717334>just not with a lot of fatHaving boobs above an A cup means they have fat. Hungary is for flatties.
>>34717338Romanian niggas be complaining their steak is too juicy and Polish niggas be complaining their lobster is too buttery.
>>34717338>>34717341Romanian women are pretty af too
I want her to swing her arms over my shoulders and to wrap my own around her waist and to press our chests and bellies together
>>34717344>>34717341ONe of my best friends now has a Romanian gf, 11 years younger than him. I graciously deign for amerimutts to seethe at this point.
>>34717292You are welcome to come just don't take my spotlight.>>34717297I am super hot.>>34717304I am a super hot man.
*sucks on your shoulder*
i want to be pregnant but i don't want to have kids
>>34717338hungary looking good
>>34717265Intersex people are just intersex people. It isnt useful or scientifically accurate to classify us as either/or. This is the consensus. Cry about it.
>>34717350Isn't that usually the other way around? Why would you want to look fat?
I wish I wasn't so stupid
I wish women thought it was cute when we're flustered by talking to them. Why did we have to be a tournament species, anons?
>>34717353>This is the consensus.Among liberals?
>>34717360Among scientists. People that actually did and do the work.
Im trying to sleep but I can't stop imagining bad scenarios and crying. It's 2 am and I have work tomorrow. What do I do?
>>34717347I am seething jealousy
dinner is going to be so good, i love vegetables so much
You got a map?
i think im in another depressive episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eD4CrAmwNk
>>34717344Inna is pretty, but she is B cup midget.
>>34717365>i love vegetables so muchHow?
>>34717366I got a light
>>34717328She's frenchNeed i say more?
>>34717362Cry harder until your face gets inflamed and it's hard to breathe. You'll fall asleep shortly after.
>>34717369they have avareity of tastes and colors yeah
>>34717357Weren't*
>>34717372My face is going to be all swollen at work tomorrow. It already happened to me once and people kept asking questions.
>>34717350Sounds like your body wants kids but your mind doesn't
>>34717371You wouldn't know she's French just by looking at her
>>34717265Neither. Their biology literally does not have a logical, coherent scientific application to either sex. That's what intersex means. Are you retarded?
dawrn i wish i wasunt so stoopid
>>34717363Toadd insult to injury, hes a balding manlet with a lower middle class job who happens to be somewhat charming and intreesting to talk to. Thats it. Ahhh, the glory of not being american *slurps HFCS - free broth*
>>34717367FODASSE
>>34717379Thanks trannyfucker anon i know if nobody got me trannyfucker anon got me
>>34717383How tall is she?
>>34717353>Intersex people are just intersex people.They are either malformed males or malformed females. You either have a Y-chromosome or you don't, there's no way around that clear-cut dichotomy.
Foids, are you ready for your nightly plaps?
cock attack
can small dicked moids plap too
>>34717376Just say allergies.
My art supplies got here today after all yay
>>34717388No, lol. I am sleeping alone and crying
Women thoughts on gated communities
>>34717390no small dicked anons get sph and a juice box>>34717395Just fucking awful im never answering to damn HOA
>>34717391Thanks Blue Valk. I'll do that
>>34717390You won't feel much
>>34717397sph is pure evil
>>34717388My room gets too hot anon.
Women, why do you like garage sales and thrift stores?
>>34717402bitch i just gave you a juice box say thank you
>>34717404I'm poor
>>34717386Dunno, taller I guess. Never paid much attention to it as I was born before the Internet. I don't think my 6'4 half Ethopian ex is toppable though.
>>34717378The wall kinda gives it away more but she has a stylized blowout that is looks both stylish while also "i just got out of bed" that is super french
>>34717407Sorry to hear that, would you date poor moid and be poor together?
>>34717394Why are you choosing that over plaps?
>>34717409Hot damn. What's the other half?
>>34717367I think posting your boobs would help you feel better
Amerifat femanons, do you encounter IRL miggers in the wild? How do you handle their cope? Do you let them hit it?
>>34717410That hairstyle is called a blowout? Lmao.
i need to go to therapy again
I wish I was stupider so I didn't overthink everything
>>34717415>What's the other half?We don't ask that IN GERMANY
>>34717338Is there one for Norway?
>>34717416only if you were all nice to me
>>34717404Anon my mom used to make me wait in the car after I was done looking at crap. Then it would be a least 15 minutes in the cars if she would talk to one of the other moms.I occasionally go to the thrift store to get rid of last season’s old stuff. It’s cheaper than buying new.
>>34717422Apparently Norway titmogs basically everyone.https://www.bustbunny.com/blog/what-is-the-average-breast-size/
>>34717423You're right you should post only on a private server with only nice anons
>GenderWhat's your type, physically?
>>34717406*spits the juice onto you* bitch
>>34717432MFilled out women
>>34717433quiet, slut.
>>34717432Nora Fawn
>>34717423I'm usually nice to you, you just don't know who I am
>>34717437She thinks you're a pedo
>>34717432Female. Orange fur preferred. No longer than A Heckin Chonker.
>>34717413That's what I am doing.>>34717414LDR
i will be a virgin foreverand thats okay.
>>34717353>It isnt usefuleven from bureaucratic point alone it's quite useful, it removes a lot of legal loopholes and ambiguity
>>34717432tall nerds
>>34717432Fclean shaven morbidly obese white men with dirty blond hair & broad shoulders
>>34717432MSmug Goths.
>>34717440Oh no! Anyway,
>>34717432MSkinny, flat women, skinny fat women and chubby, stacked women
>>34717432yeah I have a type
>>34717448I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve seen a goth in the wild. Guess that’s what I get for living in a small town.
>>34717454Hey that’s me! Is B/C smol to you?
>>34717367Real shit how do I get myself out of this. I've fallen off the wagon because everything feels so pointless now that it's hit me that I'll continue to be single forever. I'm not ready to kill myself yet but I've lost all motivation and interest in my hobbies and pretty much everything else. I'm barely eating anymore and I'm tired and weak all the time as a result. I keep telling myself if I had a real chance with a girl that would give me the motivation to keep my shit together but that's obviously not how the world works. If I'm doomed to be alone I wish I could also not feel the need to be loved.
>>34717432F, I don't really care about physical appearance that much. It's not what I foccus the most on.
>>34717460Get one of those frat brosOr that bisexual girl you fingered
>>34717461Why would you come here to lie?
>>34717432A regular dude with long hair.
>>34717461Aka 9' vampire billionaires but she's at least woman enough to admit that's unrealistic
god i need a haircut again and GOD I NEED TO SHAVE I HATE SHAVING
>>34717454I see you fishing boy. Carry on and good luck
>>34717367>>34717460Who the fuck asked, you bipolar faggot?
>>34717464I am serious. I started dating my bf before even seeing what he looked like. I don't check people's appearence that much, except maybe to compare myself in order to determine if I am worthless in every way.
>>34717443it isn't
>>34717432Whatever she is. Elegant with a little spice.
>>34717476the woman in the OP post of that thread is gorgeous, gosh.
>>34717432At this time its Castizas from Colombia because I just met one who is into me. Before that it was curly small blondes and petite girls with Pixie cuts.
>>34717460You already are completely fucked.
>>34717478it is, thoughbeit.
>>34717468I seriously don'y understand what you are saying.I know it's weird but I think I am not attracted to bodies. When I goon I think of situations.
>>34717476>big fat saggers
>>34717483nu uh
>dickpic still not deletedthe absolute state
>>34717458are you B or C?
Women would you let your bf cum in you raw
>>34717445why tall
>>34717474post your dih for me, im depressed>>34717482yeah and now i want to be fucked with a dick what is so confusing?
>>34717432Idk i just see a nice girl with a perky plump ass and spend hours think about tonguing her asshole
>>34717454same but not too mentally ill
>>34717486>When I goon I think of situationsNTA. Like being attacked by a vampire?
>>34717493you're the most mentally ill poster here right now jesus christ get a grip
>>34717353Sounds like a Europe problem, kek
>>34717490Depends on the brand of booba
>>34717489u jealous, white boi?
I knew an intersex person/girl? She was cool but also bpd so not that cool.
what kinda dick does kittenposter like?
God damnit anons. Now I have Plankton in my head. Good night.
>>34717492Bro, she's a woman
>>34717498No. I don't like that fantasy vampire whatever crap.I think of times I had sex with my fiance or roleplay I would find hot.
>>34715555Cute
>>34717506Goy ones
>>34717506She said circumcised before so I'm out.
>>34715661Lol. Usually men complain they have no girls to talk to at all. You're lucky. I feel bad as a girl that no guy is talking to me.
>>34717487For me, her hairstyle is just as hot. No idea why.
OKay bu it would be badass and sexy if i were a hulking werewolf with nipple rings and you were a vampire and we wrassled and madeo ut
>>34717506black of course
men, vampire gf or werewolf gf?
>>34717499i can grip it
>>34717515Chads and normies have a different lived experience
>>34717521Vampire gf. I'm vampire bf already
>>34717432>White skin of European descent>Large eyes>Any eye color other than brown>Big natural eyebrows and eyelashes>Blonde or light brown hair>Hair between shoulder and nipple length>Any height between 5 and 6 feet>Not overweight but a little chub is okayPretty low bar if you ask me.
>>34717493What triggered this gender dysphoria episode?
Women really think a penis is the cure for depression, I've got one and I'm still depressed.
>>34717499>doubt
>>34717515up until recently I had zero girls to talk to
>>34717506The cut ones, I slightly worry what she might do to her potential sons?>>34715870>>34715871
>>34717521Vampire is like a goth gf with powers, so I'm going with that.
Grok, twist his balls
>>34717521Vampire i guess? Werewolf is too hairy for a good timeAlso that post is bullshit
>>34717529i still can't believe she posted her boobs and then flipped the fuck out and went insane over peoples reactions
>>34717530If sex happens enough, the dopamine factory makes dopamine. And the depression will go away.
What do you do if your spouse is bored in your relationship and mentally moves on?
Which stage of her cycle is KP in?
Seriously though what do you talk to girls about?
>>34717541Kill them for insurance. I don't do divorce.
I had a really nice sandwich today.
MenWhen did you realize you can't save BPD?
>>34717521>Werewolf gf>Transforms into a hairy, feral beast once a monthSo no different from reality, am I right fellas?
>>34717530Kp's penis is what makes her depressed, asshole.
>>34717541If women want equal partners why don't they just go full lesbian?
>>34717530you need the opposite duh
Her voice is like a smooth shot of vodka down my throat that I've been waiting all day for
>>34717554NTA, but dick is just as important as parity in a relationship.
>>34717515did you make an attempt to talk to guys?
>>34717538She doesn't understand that atoga is not the place to seek out gender affirming care. She should be posting on /lgbt/ or reddit.
>>34717546about things we like and sometimes about what we're doing and sometimes lewd stuff
>>34715816>would aggressively grab and fuck my girlfriendDo men actually ever do such a thing or is this just talking? Genuine question. I know many men are just talks.
>>34717558Then get a fucking strapon
>>34717550why does this look like a porno shoot
>>34717530Semen functions as a natural antidepressant for women. Most effective if vaginal delivery is chosen, but topical and oral application will work as well. Look it up
>>34717476Have we ever had a femanon with that combination?
maybe if society/men didnt prop up women to be the prize in the relationship then i wouldnt feel so gross and insecure about myself
Claude, perform a hysterectomy
>>34717554>If women want equal partners why don't they just go full lesbian?They are...
>>34717569that's how it always was and that's how it's gonna be. For every mating species on earth
>>34717487They're the best kind of big titty. Most fun to play with
>>34717569it is never your fault
>>34717521Vampires are more feminine, I guess.But a werewolf gf might have a better personality, which will ultimately win.
ChatGPT, cum
>>34717487>>34717574This gives me hope! I hate my tits sm
>>34717569Its just american simp culture. If you manage to go the next step, install the image of a Billionaire of your choosing as your door mat and break every taboo of american society by desecrating it.
>>34717578Post them
>>34717569Is that even possible from a behavioral biology standpoint? If we lost 90% of men the population could bounce back in a century. If we lost 90% of women it'd take 10,000 years.
>>34717578Post them for a free self esteem boost
>>34717578>I hate my tits smPlease don't, they're wonderful.
>>34717578You shouldn't + thanks for posting about them
>>34716517Because biology
>>34717580>>34717584Nah I have a boyfriend I just feel rly scared he doesnt like them sometimes despite him wanting to suck on/slap them all the time idk it doesnt make sense ik im just insecure and afraid that hes lying to me its the one part of my body i hate
I want a girl who's a little meaty down there
>>34717560I hardly find any to talk to. I don't like dating apps.
>>34717593Every time
>>34717594Same. Looks prettier and feels better
>>34717593hello entjeet
>>34717595you can talk to me
>>34717593>im just insecure and afraid that hes lying to meUm, I'm pretty sure there's a way to know that...
>>34717593I get you. I feel like my fiance doesn't really like me, but feels bad for me and can't leave me.
>>34717600Who are you?
Every woman that posts here is in the middle of a self esteem crisis thinking her boyfriend will never find her attractive for some fucking reason
>>34717603A guy you can talk to duh
Are there any men out there in the whole wide world that actually like small titts?
>>34717604They want to milk sympathy from guys online it's really quite simple
>>34717604I am the girl who posted face earlier. I also have a bad body. His exes are all hot Latinas. How the fuck am I supposed to feel?
>>34717607Yeah. I love small tits.
>>34717607Search the archive for "flat"
>>34717604I don't have s boyfriend. In fact never had one.
>>34717613Post tits
>>34717609But you look Latina too? Are you Portuguese or something?
>>34717607Yes, tons do, get over yourself.
>>34717564It's not the same at all. Honestly I hate it.>>34717604Hell no. I feel more confident with my bf now than I ever have with anybody ever.
>>34717606Ooookay. But how will that help me? I'm talking real life conversations.
>>34717607The problem is medium tits. Men like non-existent small tits or massive tits. No middle point.
>>34717607how many times do I have to say yes?
>>34717618We can have those too
This thread is filled with girls seeking bfs and guys seeking gfs, why can’t we all just come together?
I have "fatigue" fatigue. I'm tired of this buzzword.
>>34717599I can speak well, but prefer a stream of consciousness.>>34717604Im also >>34715802 I hope this explains my situation better.>>34717602I hear you, I really do :(
>>34717042Hey I've seen a lady like her once.
>>34717615Half Spanish.
>>34717614Why? How's that going to help me get s boyfriend?
>>34717622It's filled with people mostly looking for attention and validation, not real relationships.
>>34716517Nope.
>>34717617You have a gf too
>>34717631state genderare you actually looking for a partner or just attention?
>>34717628That's pretty much the definition of a Latina.
>>34717619What's a B cup considered?>>34717620Idk. This is the first time I'm asking. I'm rather new.
>>34717630It could give you confidence in your body and move you to get yourself out there more
>>34717604Hm?
>>34717635Also Italian and French...
>>34717634They're just gonna lie bro nobody answers shit like this honesty
>>34717628whats the other half>>34717604The women are done getting plapped by Chad on their saturday night dates etc. etc. so now the self doubts come.
>>34717521Neither. Monster hunter gf.
>>34717622I'm a virgin neet
>>34717621Aw sounds sweet. But I'm not trusting an online platform like this one or the people in it.
>>34717634FI need advice. I want information, insights, answers.
MenDo looks really matter?
>>34717633Sure, but the post was about bfs.
>>34717625>>34717609You're just insecure because for you measurement of attractiveness comes from other women not your bf's opinionIt's all in your fucking mind
>>34717521>>34717576Werewolves seem to be more tomboy
can someone please respond to this with stuff like "plap"? itd make me feel better
Women, could you love a man who has a lisp?
>>34717634I just come here because it is funny and cute sometimes or when I am horny
I think we should all set aside out differences and come together to watch me masturbate.
>>34717634MI'm looking for a relationship in real life, but I'm here to post advice and chat. I looked for a relationship online once but didn't find one.
>>34717622There's like one girl without a bf and 100 incelsI don't think there's good enough distribution
>>34717654I don't want to rape you
>>34717647Hey you never know life is full of surprises. Worse case scenario nothing happens, best case?
>>34717655yes, i'd find it cute
>>34717638I am not self-consciousabout my body. It's my lack of experience that bothers me at times.
>>34717609>I also have a bad body.Did you post the full body shot? I'm not going to simp, but I am going to point out that you're honestly a bit retarded.
Men,Would you date a girl that is kinda cute and younger than you just to settle down even if you were not phisically attracted to her and she had mental issues?
>>34717654>it's working
>>34717634All the women (and men larping as women) just want attention. All the women already have boyfriends too, or live halfway across the world from (You). All the men just want to goon to the women here. Any male who wants a partner is too ugly and any women who wants a partner is a larping dude baiting for replies.
>>34717640Which language does French, Italian, and Spanish descend from?
>>34717651No the post was about equal partners not bfs
>>34717668MNo. I've settled for less than what I wanted before and didn't enjoy it.
>>34717668No. I am an eternal wanderer.
>>34717668No.
>>34717650i saw the guy on the left do an event, he shouted slurs at pedestrians walking by him did a sig heil with some high schoolers at the end. He also was way uglier than his photos online suggested
>women posting >already have bf but insecure>men posting>no gf but insecure
>>34717650Lmao, he said that right to that jiggaboo's face.
>>34717665Well you'll certainly get experience with male attention
>>34716085>I lust over men and their bodies moreWhat makes a mans body worth lusting over?
>>34717673The post says "boyfriends", anon...
>>34717679im a woman whos insecure w no bfwhat now
>>34717667I have never posted nudes here.
>>34717678You're just saying that because he's black
>>34717654kissing kittenposter on the neck
>>34717679The types that worry me the most are the ones who post here while single and insecure but continue to post here after getting a gf or bf and still being insecure despite it
>>34717686did you have a bf in the past? checkmate
Why are women allowed to be insecure about their looks but men can't be insecure about dick size?
>>34717668>Would you date a girl that is kinda cute and younger than you Yes>just to settle downI have no interest in that.>even if you were not phisically attracted to her and she had mental issuesAbsolutely not. That said, if shes kinda cute then physical attraction is a given. Does not compute.
>>34717692Because people aren't looking at their dick.
>>34717691i had an online 'bf' over discord when i was 14-16, we never met updoes that count?
Shouldn't you be happy for your fellow posters?
>>34717678All goyim are uglier in real life. We know this, schvester.
>>34717690they'll be like that until they are at least 30 when they hopefully realize how silly they are being. this place is also a addictive festering cesspool of shittery.
>>34717654The more desperate you are and the less effort you put in, the worse the hornyposting you'll get will be. You have to at least try a little.
>>34717684>If women want equal partners why don't they just go full lesbian?
>>34717697Happy for what?
>>34717650He called Brett Cooper's husband a loser cuck and she still went up and introduced herself to him
>>34717687The bathroom selfie that got posted here >>34717690Since when does having a partner magically fix insecurity. You cannot use others to plug a hole within yourself ( unless the hole is simply a pussy in need of filling)
>>34717696ok fine i lose this one. DAMN IT!
>>34717696Lmao that nigga was 30
>>34717705I have never posted any bathroom selfie. No.
>>34717702Oh, I thought you were talking about my response to the other post.
>>34717692Could've said height or any of the other visible things that actually matter
>>3471769920 somethings man
>>34717707lol youd think but no, we had less than a year age difference, and we video+voice called so not a catfish situation either.
>>34717703Having a bf or gf and succeeding at stuff
>>34717710You don't fuck with your height
Women would you buy me a hot press block of watercolor paper and one of my favorite snacks for my birthday this month if you were my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYJdNvN10EI will never sing this to tired femanon...
>>34717705>Since when does having a partner magically fix insecurityIt's proof you're enough to at least get to that stage and check off that social milestone. That at least accounts for something.
>>34717716I'm happy for them, but I find it worrisome when they turn to this thread for emotional support that they should probably looking to their partner for instead. Not saying all their posts are like that
>>34717692>>34717717I'm a 7" KHHV. If I were tall, I'd at least be given a chance
>>34717718yes. happy early birthday, i hope someone buys this for you :)
>>34717716Sir, this is crab bucket.Everyone hates each other and wishes we didn't exist.
>>34717720>stage>social milestoneThats not how life works. I get the impression that it is an extremely qamerican thing to think of life as some kind of five year plan where you have to fulfill the central planning committees demands or be worthless.
>>34717730the americans are behind this they must be
He had like 8gfs. Imma kms. Those women were better than me. I'll never be enough. He doesen't like me, just feels sorry for me. I am forcing him to stay with me.
>>34717727You can post cock in here an get attention thoughI don't get height or cock size
MenAre you ever shocked by how low women will go for money?
>>34717729That's not true. I only hate uhhh fuck
>>34717692because admitting that dick size matters is also admitting that women are capable of grimy, animalistic, shallow attraction. Which is something they gaslight themselves into thinking only men do.
>>34717730>qamerican>five year plan>central committee
>>34717732Probably. I don't know of any other society that is this crazy about conformity. Or I'm mistaken and its just autists going literally insane about life not having a manual and a handy timetable.
>>34717736Porn is scary.
>>34717740I can not stand that faggot's posts
>>34717736What happened to her?
>>34717683Fit body structure, defined facial features, clear skin, good hygiene, nice hair, the right amounts of muscle in the right places, aesthetic body parts, etc.It's hard to make the list as general and non-horny as possible.
>>34717736She looks better cracked out
>>34717735>You can post cock in here an get attention thoughLol, I'm feeling spiritually fulfilled already.
>>34717747lol
>>34717736More shocked in the weirdoes that find this shit empowering
The reason why people say stupid things on the internet is because they do not read what they've typed out loud they even rarely read their own post to check if what they've typed made sense they just look over it for grammar mistakes but with auto correct they don't even do that.
>>34717743Yeah, if you're going to be a whiny bitch at least be funny or intelligent about it.
Would you rather be wealthy or respected?
mantoga
>>34717730>>34717741All I meant by that was if I was able to lock down a partner who called herself my girlfriend, it would boost my self esteem because I know I am capable of being worthwhile to someone else. And if she broke up with me, I would still at least have the knowledge that I'd done it once so I can do it again.
>>34717736>1770163962400580.jpgI hope I am not doing THAT bad since 2023.Though who knows...The less I know, the better.
>>34717758What happened in 2023?
>>34717741>autistsYeah do you know where you are
>>34717756Again, still, forever, CoD 4 will be the last truly good CoD.
MenWhy do y'all like strip clubs
>>34717755F. Wealthy. I'm used to being underestimated and infantilized, I can live with it.
>>34717756I miss the 2000s
>>34717764I've never been to one. Is it just horny bros staring at women dance?
>>34717764The naked women
>>34717755Respect nigguh
>>34717764I don't. I've never been to one before. Sounds depressing desu
>>34717764Strip clubs are terrible.
>>34717760Nothing important.>>34717764Never been to one, but I feel like if I was drunk and had some friends with me, it might be fun.Like, buying a female friend a strip thingy.
>>34717764Never been. Don't see the point of paying women who are disgusted by you to give you blue balls.
>>34717755MRespected. Something about camels and the eye of a needle comes to mind.
>>34717764Never been to one, seems like it'd be too loud and gross. I prefer to masturbate to pornography in the comfort of my own home.
>>34717757>to lock down a partnerThats what I mean, thats not a thing. Since you are probably not in Saudia Arabia, purchasing awoman and locking her down in your Harem is not an option. She may leave at any time and will do so if you get fat or whatever. You cannot, by definition, "lock down" anyone in a modern Western society. Other than that your plan is solid, except that you should look to simply fuck women instead of doing the practice gf thing. Thats one of the certain pathways to end up stuck in a mid marriage that kinda sucks but wont be divorced because its still in your comfort zone.
>>34717764Its probably the gayest thing ever inventedYou're paying brothel prices to get lame teases by plastic chicks withoput actually getting your rocks off, while theres a bunch of dudes hanging around trying to appear cool and uninterested in the women. Its peak faggotry.
Forgot what I wanted to post :/
Ah yes. Lucky Luke but real
The only reason I don't work out is because I don't have a body worth sculpting
just did 49 pushups
>>34717764I heard you can touch the strippers all you want as long as you don't put any fingers in any holes. Is that true?
>>34717794Didn't you do like 6 before
When I look at decades old comic videos, doesn't matter if it's from Monty Python or something else, I feel such a strange disconnect, but also connection.It's even weirder when people have been dead for so long, like Graham Chapman.Call me a stupid asshole, but life is so surreal.
>>347178024 pull ups they are different
>>34717792What
>>34717808I'm gonna call bullshit on you
I will not legally marry, on principle, ever. Women, would you have an issue with that?
>>34717805I've read books written by people who died 700 years ago.
>>34717813what do you mean, pull ups are very hard to do
>>34717799Depends on the place.
>>34717810I am behind on my posting quota
>>34717817I walked through city ruins from 2k years ago.It feels fucking surreal to me.No words I can ever write down temporarily will be adequate.
>>34717728Ty :)
My legs hurt. Women, blowjob time.
>>34717821Who is lucky luke
Post mc post post poster post hello poster post mr posty post
>>34717831He is a cartoon character. A sherif.
>>34717823I visited Pompeii once and found a rusted out electrical box installed on one of the ruins. I assume it was put there temporarily as part of the excavation but it was still funny to come across.
>>34717541Why do women insist on being difficult?
I wish my arms were hairier
>>34717835You could have started a successful schizo history tiktok channel with that.
>>34717834What's his relevance
>>34717834Classic Belgian comic book character.
>>34717840Have you seen the schizo on instagram who picks up what are very clearly just rocks and thinks it's shit like a stegosaurus fossil?
>>34717835If you got no picture, you got no proof!
>>34717830Just give yourself a massage on your legs.
>>34717842Was relevant to me in childhood >>34717843Cool guy
>>34717823I like the sense of loss and how time will go on without us some day. It's very humbling. Everything that rises will some day fall.
>>34717850Is he literally you
>>34717823I want to visit Rome again. It was incredible.
>>34717846I did take one. Not sure if I still have it.
>>34717634MYes, I have come to the conclusion that normies are not for mr
>>34717853No. We are very different.
>>34717816What is your type?
>>34717634>state gender>are you actually looking for a partner or just attention?A form of communication, except I realised most anons are normalfags
>>34717852>Everything that rises will some day fall.I feel that way troo.History happens everywhere.History IS everywhere.
I've got a gir lines up whom I'm probably going to lose my virginity to.Should I tell her in advance? I'm in my thirties already. I feel it may just pop of a whole lot of mental bullshit and projections and pressure on her end, either making it so tzhat we don't fuck after all or making it suck due to it having to be something "special".
Going to bed. Going to sleep. Maybe we can get together tomorrow to watch me masturbate.
>>34717863History is pretty insignificant, written history only accounts for around 5% of the existence of anatomically modern humans on Earth.
>>34717859What do you mean? Physically I've been surprised too often to care anymore. Pale and dark hair with bright eyes I guess.Personaliy wise, easy going women who do their own thing and don't larp societal expectations.
>>34717869Why do you want me to slap your ass?
>>34717870If you like anything resembling "marriagable woman" you are going to continually get dissapointed.
>>34717830Ok.*pellet sprays you in both legs*
>>34717863>History is everywhereBeautiful and tragic, isn’t it.
>>34717830Ok.*pushes you into a landmine field*
i know dr house wouldnt want me to take my medication
>>34717668I'm either going to marry my sister or nobody at all
>>34717879Probably so, it depends on how retardedly emotional I am.But it feels fucking surreal walking the seem paths somebody walked a hundred, two hundred or two thousand years ago.>>34717869That wasn't my point.
>>34717875>"marriagable woman"I have no idea whats that supposed to mean. Women who don't put out and immediately want to see my bank statement? I do fine without those, thanks. Not american btw
>>34717881what are you taking meds for??
>>34717881
>>34717634MI'm here to answer questions
>>34717805>didn't include toejam and earl
I need glasses :(
Not to sound like a simp/male feminist, but monogamy is so harmful to women, it's a pleasure to watch it die.
So the friend of my best (online) friend for the last year just referred to them as a "she"What do I do now? How do I cope knowing they are a female??Everyone knows that men and women cannot be friends
>>34717864How are some of you fuckers this goddamn clueless
>>34717881>Ashkenazi woman in her earlier twenties presenting with mood swings, socially inappropriate behavior, and sexual fixations. What's the diagnosis?
>>34717882That's not ethical, very wrong and illegal in the u.s and which countries
>>34717891very performative
>>34717634No. I'm here for questions.
>>34717882Maybe she'll come around who knows, does she have a bf
>>34717885deepreshon, antibabypillen
>>34717892Ask her out
>>34717900aren't you a sexlet? why are you taking that
>>34717896It's not. Monogamy is 100% for our benefit.
I wish I was so fucking drunk, I could not write here anymore.
>>34717892Just assume they're trans
>>34717890So you can watch me masturbate better? Very good!
>>34717521Vampire gf, for a few reasons.1. I'm always warm, so having a gf-shaped iceblock to cuddle is perfect for me.2. If she turns me into a vampire, we could be literally together forever.3. Due to vampiric strength, she'd always be safe. Werewolves aren't always wolves.4. Being able to feed her would be absurdly satisfying, and not in a sexual sense
>>34717893enlighten me my nigger
>>34717911NO NIGGA! JUST FUCK!
>>34717883I walked through a city when covid was on full blast and there were almost no cars in sight. I walked down the middle of the busiest roads and everything was quiet aside from the few homeless people and the occasional photographer. Made me think of the book Earth abides kinda. Maybe some day there will be no more teachers and experts and everything will decay slowly or quickly
>you will never dance in yoyogi park with these guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3AmnRPImfk
>>34717903Some tgirls like to call their HRT "birth control". Just be supportive, ok?
>>34717915simmer down , it was just a question. No need to chimp out
Think this gimmick of mine is getting old already. I still remember my first gimmick talking about women's back pain and recommending breast reduction surgery.
>>34717894>Thirteen: Maybe it's amyloidosis>Indian dude: No, that doesn't fit. She's ashkenazi so maybe its breast cancer>plastic surgery manlet: We dont all have breast cancer>Foreman: Have we considered lupus>House: Its never lupus you filthy thief >Wilson: maybe she has aspergers like you dipshit>*House and wilson sloppy french kiss in front of everyone*
>>34717891>>34717905So is Chad the ultimate liberator of women?
>>34717923Why are you doing the seasons 4 and 5 team?
>>34717923>you filthy thieflmao
>>34717917Nta. Sometimes after snowstorms here the roads and sidewalks would disappear and there would be little to no cars. And it becomes easier to just walk in the middle of the road where the snow is more packed than trudging through the buried sidewalks. You reminded me of that.
>>34717923Taub is jew before manlet
>>34717921I can't with some of you.
>>34717926Because im watching season 5 rnare they not permanent characters?wait do house and wilson eventually kiss?
>>34717895Picrel, it's just a taboo, nothing more>>34717899Doubtful, but no, she's single and has been for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMGodM0zm8kHUMANS CAN BE SO FUCKING CUTE
>>34717922I used to go on the big tiddy threads of /gif/ and do this
>>34717933Bad fujo! Bad!
>>34717930he has a name?
>>34717938but i like when boys kiss :(at my school i only ever see lesbian kiss irl and its boring, i want to see the boys hold each other and make out sloppy style in front of the lecture halls
>>34717923wilson doesn't talk like that
>>34717940Yes he does you evil cunt
I want femanons to know that I'm extremely musky right now. I smell like sweat and grass and backyard pool and a little bit like baby*. I smell like a dad.*I was playing with my friend's baby, he's great
>>34717930I saw him in a hallmark Christmas movie once and it was hilarious seeing him pretend to be a WASP
>>34717945what's with these Russian ass filenames
>>34717948>I smell like a dad.hot... do u look like one too?
>>34717925Always was. Herstory is a war between the archetypal husband/father trying to cloister women and the heroic archetypal Chad who endeavours to free her
>>34717928Haha yeah I lived somewhere like that before. I would walk my dog and then see a bunch of deer run past us
>>34717948How do you smell "like a baby" what does a baby even smell like
>>34717946He talked like that to his second wife, probably why she left
>female content creator in a niche space>*looks inside*>*rich boyfriend funding it*every fucking time.
>>34717945>but i like when boys kiss :(How are House and Wilson boys? Hugh Laurie was 45 when the show started airing, and Robert Sean Leonard was 35 which is odd because they're playing the same age.
>>34717945It's so cute how you fit right in with the other fujoshis. Just one of the girls! :) p.s.: you are beautiful and valid!
>>34717963oh my god... age gap. Writers are CANCELLED
Women would you date a man who was part of a skinhead band in his younger days
>>34717963Don't think so
>>34717968No, that means he was bald.
>>34717966>you are beautiful aww thank you anonymouse
Should be anonycat dumb bitch cats hate mice
>>34717974She would eat us alive if she could get a hold of us
>>34717962>got a rich bf who helps me with housework>now anything I do creatively and share online with my new free time will be judged like thatFuck.
Sigh
>>34717979Tell us what's on your mind
>>34717962Reminds me of the joke about wanting to get rich so your wife can have a thriving flower business that loses 50k a year
>>34717934It's still disgusting and it'll drive one of you mentally insane if people ever found out.
>>34717977Yeah like picrel *winking emoji*>>34717974i am a smart bitch! Cats and mice get along just fine, its propaganda like tom and jerry that makes everyone think they cant!
>>34717981Life ig. I have to find a job.
>>34717979what's wong anon?
>>34717956Not really sure how to describe it, but they have a distinctive smell. Part of it is baby powder but that's not all of it.
>>34717934I heard of a guy plying her into it with acid or something
>>34717985God, I would love to see you gag on my cock
>>34717988I am not sure what I am doing
>>34717991>plying her intoI have no interest in raping her or really anything less than her enthusiastic consent desu
>>34717977*vores you quickly*
Women how would you feel if your husband had a habit of staring at you and looking you over like a statue
My life is straight hype moments and aura.
men do you listen to any female musicians? men do you want a femanon gf?
>>34718013YesSure
>>34718013YesNo
>>34718013Yes and yes.
Men,How do you touch your weiner?
>>34718013Yes
>>34718019How's your diarrhea?
>>34718013>men do you listen to any female musicians?Yeah.>men do you want a femanon gf?Not right now.
>>34718014>>34718015>>34718017>>34718020>>34718023who
>>34718013No but I think it's funny how femanons here compete for male attention. When one starts getting it another has to shoehorn herself in
>>34718013>men do you listen to any female musicians? No, although I don't listen to music with any regularity>men do you want a femanon gf?Probably not 2bh. Femanons are all godless heathens and I couldn't introduce you to my religious family.
>>34718025Why?
>>34718026One femanon in particular
>>34718026only kp does that
>>34718029It applies to quite a few
>>34718019With my hand.
>>34718022Are you really that small that you felt insulted? Hahahahaha
I have a genuine question I would like you anons to weigh in. No I’m not trolling.Why is it that countries with Sharia Law where women are segregated and forced to wear Hijab and do not have the same rights as men are a cultural differences we westerners must respect but past past America’s and South Africa’s racial apartheid were not?
>>34718025Imogen HeapStevie NicksLDR Lauryn HillAlice GlassChvrches
>>34718035It's not supposed to make sense man
>>34718013YeNo
>>34718034Can someone translate this oinking for me?
Whenever I play guitar my wrist starts hurting. Whenever I play through the pain it hurts more.
>>34718025>whoI listen to a lot of old R&B and soul and that's mostly women (Sade, Mary J. Blige, Faith Evans, Solange, Erykah Badu, Anita Baker, Deniece Williams, Patrice Rushen, Aretha Franklin, etc.)I also like some twee stuff like Joanna Newsom, I used to follow St. Vincent and Best Coast for a while too but haven't kept up in a whileLiked Rico Nasty but also haven't kept up with her last two records admittedlyLiked a couple Summer Walker records I listened toLiked a Rina Sawayama record and a couple Charli XCX records from the last few yearsLiked a Kali Uchis record I listened to like five years agoUhhh that's all off the top of my head
>>34718048Faggot
>>34718045How many times a day do you touch yourself
>>34718050That's cool man!
You will be imprisoned and impregnated.
>>34718035if you can't tell the difference then good luck man
>>34718039Suppose America installed a racial apartheid right now out of the belief non-whites are evil and inferior, why couldn’t we call it a culture difference and demand respect from the rest of the world just like leftists do when it comes to the sex apartheid that happens in Sharia countries?
>>34718029Which one?
>>34718052How many times a day do you shit yourself
>>34718057I genuinely can’t. It’s all apartheid, subjugation and oppression to me
>electrify my heart>EVERYTHING ELSEI love you!
Are there any femanons here actually looking for a bf?
>>34718067meeeee
>>34718065maybe go read some history books
Why are women like this?
>listen to an amazing song>singer killed himself nearly THREE FUCKING DECADES AGO
Do women also smell the tissue after the first wipe?
>>34718069Are you looking to get your femanussy ate?
>>34718035Ostensibly because apartheid tends to be based off of nothing but outright racism whereas Sharia law at least claims to have another basis (religion) rather than being honest about what it is
>>34718071I did. They forced sharia down iranian women’ throats
>>34718077i need to shave... but yesaltho i do not give oral back
I'm going to listen to music I like that nobody else knows.
>>34718013yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emcN0FiIFO4>men do you want a femanon gf?I've had one before, not sure if I want another one
>>34718084Same but I have even more niche and eclectic taste than you
>>34718083Cunt
>>34718086Actually my taste isn't niche at all desu I just like saying that.
>>34718087D:
can you differentiate which east asian is which?
Does your voice crack? I can't believe there are adults whose voice still does that.
>>34718092Sometimes but it's kind of rare
>>34718091who cares man
>>34718059Bros first day on pol
>>34718086this is youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MZqge5A05U
>>34718035I do not have any respect countries with sharia law, i simply try not to judge people of those cultures simply for being born there. Im willing to be flexible and understanding to a certain extent but forcing women into hijabs and be some old fucks fourth wife/sex slave is several steps too far. Likewise i have little patience for Chinese people who cant fathom the idea of black people existing, but ive been learning mandarin since i was a kid and I love china.
>>34718069Damn I'm looking for a gf we have so much in common!
>>34718093I can't believe it.
>>34718091Consult the ancient chart
>>34718096Yea and I need a Margaret gf too
why do transwomen love china?
>>34718102>t. Ripley
>>34718094me? I think it is my only good skill
>>34718103>tfw I'm east asian and born in east asia but I can't tell the differences between any east asians. This shit is too hard bro.
>>34718091Yeah but i have like an 80% success rate, vietnamese and taiwanese tend to throw me offBut i can always tell the difference between the languages spoken and written, its very easy
>>34718084>>34718086Same but mine is even more niche than yours. They're so niche that if you google them you get the thing they're named after instead of a million irrelevant results of "niche" things named after it.
>>34718105>>34718097
>>34718103pretty chart
>>>/gif/30895076Femanons, thoughts on this thread?
>>34718092Often
>>34718112I used to listen to this one song from a band that's so dogshit and niche that the only records of it are on an rc car montage video on youtube from ten zillion years ago and waybackmachine
>>34718097>but ive been learning mandarin since i was a kid and I love china.what
>>34718108>i am skilled at differentiating between ugly people who don't mattercongrats?
i love women. they make my pp hard
>>34718121what is with you today
>>34718117why are you showing us pornographs?>>34718120what dont you understand?
>>34718063Why do you fetishize poop?Do you masterbate to indians?
>>34718114damn lol
>>34718097I have nothing but empathy for those who were born there but don’t support such state of affairs. However I stumbled upon leftists discussing about which country they are supporting for the world cup and they were basing their decision off which country oppresses or oppressed black people the less. Meanwhile one muslim soccer player was filmed shirtless, having fun while his wife wears a hijab and those same leftists were saying this is a cultural difference we must respect and that we must not criticize the Hijab because this would be islamophobic, western supremacism, etc
Going to touch my self in a second
>>34718124are you good at it?
>>34718128Based if f cringe if m
>>34718128if male consider religion
>>34718117They're all doing it wrong and it's pissing me off.
>>34718117wait someone please post this therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daHdq8h0tSk
Haha yeah I like girls butts too
>>34718128If female, consider sleeping with me
>>34718136Right...
>>34718128MALE OR FEM MALE?!?!!?!!!
Women can you give me a hug pls?
ive never been anyones best friend, and nobody ever wants to be alone with me. they can tolerate me in groups but never ever one on one. its hard not to feel guilty for asking people to do stuff, it feels rapey almost. anyone else like that
Nvm I changed my mind I am to tired
>>34718141of course anon
>>34718139Why would I lie about that shit
>>34718141No.
>>34718145can i sniff your hair?
>>34718142I have felt that now I just don't care. If they don't want me I am not going to push
>>34718143FAGGOT! GAAAY!!!!
Post genderHow fast can (You) type?
>>34718150uh sure why not
>>34718147Maybe ur gay
>>34718153Mvery fa
>>34718153Idk wtf bbq
>be Robert SmithI know all sad and things but OLIVIA RODRIGO???
>>34718153MAround 90 wpm.
>>34718013>men do you listen to any female musicians?yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw0wLOOGerc>men do you want a femanon gf?kind of. when anons (fem or otherwise) aren't obvious weirdos/assholes/incels I find they tend to be thoughtful and interesting to talk to, which are qualities I admire a lot
>>34718153M100ish
>>34718154*sniff* eww do you have trimethylaminuria?
>>34718163>(fem or otherwise)uh are u bisexual or something
Women why dont you write love poems about/for men?
Anyone remember the show Fringe? I enjoyed that back in the day, Anna Torv was so hot.
The more I think about sex and relationships the more I don't care for it
>>34718166No it doesnt fit the symptoms. Differentials people!
>>34718172Why is that?
I'm bisexual but I won't tell anyone that irl because then I'll be the worst freak ever
>>34718153i did a test 2 years ago, i recall it being in the low 100s
>>34718153MTremendously slowly and inaccurately
>>34718173b-but you smell like rotten fish... *gags*
>>34718175M or F?
>>34718156I think it can be evidenced by my excitement for female butts (not male ones) that I am not gay.
>>34718168They're not inspirational or romantic.
*kisses you on ur lips*
>>34718180M. Nobody gives a shit about bisexual F
>>34718174By virtue of being female
>>34718176Testosterone? Still a bit high but you're getting there, girlie!
>>34718186that nigga gay webm
>>34718190*kisses u on ur lips with my female lips*
>>34718188Have you tried it recently?
>>34718186Also like all of them do not know how to kiss.
>>34718186Yeah, my ass lips. lmao.
>>34718167first off that's not implied by what I said, work on your reading comprehensionbut also yes a little bit
>>34718174Sounds like a hassle
I like to write poems about her
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolores_O'RiordanI hope she will be this influental some day
>>34718196It can be when you chase the wrong people.
>>34718195why would u bring up not female anons when answering a question abt wanting a gf
how to get big titty indonesian wife?
>>34718187Republican?
>>34717962Drop the sauce
>>34717978Even if you make an OnlyFans?
>>34718201I've never chased anyone really
>>34718189oh you want to see my last blood tests?
>>34718212Well, it can be a hassle when you let the wrong people chase you as well
>>34718213>100%: That Bitch
Where 2 get gf with blood fetish? Thx /atoga/
So I don't know if this is normal for guys who are used to the single life but a lot of my BF's underwear has skid marks on it. Like... a lot. He's a hairy dude just about everywhere so I don't know if that contributes to it? Is that normal for hairy guys, to get stuff "caught" and end up with skid marks? Anyway, how do I talk to him about it in the least embarrassing way possible? We've been together 7 months or so and live together due to extenuating circumstances early on, and things have been 100% fine living together so far. This is basically my only problem living with him. I don't really want to do the laundry when I have to be handling his skid mark-y underwear and feel like I have to vigorously scrub my hands and arms after doing it, but I'd rather have a chat with him about it than tell him I don't want to do laundry anymore.
>>34718216Thanks
>>34718220Lol
>>34718213
>>34718220hahaahah bait
>>34718220You should be thankful to handle Chad's shit-streaked skivvies
>>34718132NTA. What's the correct way?
>>34718222You're welcome.
my gf wants a rabbit. i don't really want a rabbit. we are at an impasse. i have a feeling i'm going to lose this battle.
>tfw no bf to sleep directly on top of me so i can’t escape
>>34718203because I haven't met many femanons outside of the website itself and am extrapolating the favorable qualities I have observed in male anons I have met onto them
>>34718230I'm not researching this. I'm mad.
>>34718239Why you trying to escape
>>34715514Crush has mostly "guy friend" follows and followers. As in everyday regular guys, not celebs/influencers. I'm talking 80%of recent follows/followers are guys then the rest are are girls/special interest/influencer stuffThis is a huge red flag isn't it? Despite how she presents herself (quirky, kind of introverted, used to be very awkward and kind of still is type)
>>34718217actually 102% that bitch, with a 2% margin of error
>>34718220born 2 shitforced 2 wipe
Do women also like tummy or is that a male thing?
All my plants are cared for for the day.Femanons, am I allowed to be lazy? Maybe just have an *us* day?
>>34718245men are scary
>>34718254No
>>34718252uh yuh
>>34718252f, i love tummies
>>34718251lol this is so stupid I like it
>>34718247Preach, sister!
>>34718254I feel like I need someone to explain what the point of insta loss is? Isn't a build up a good thing?
>>34718267>bro didn't take the easy downie jokeAmateur.
>>34718254>intriguing vocalizationKek
>want gf>gf requires me to talk to her>can only talk for so long before getting exhausted>gf requires me to go do stuff with her>never do stuff in my personal life>don't want gf but still lonelyNeed a neet, autism gf
>>34718264nta Do you also have a feeder fetish? Cause it seems like you do.
>>34718273he does. he's also a furry.
I have a feeling I’m going to be alone forever. Damn it all. Time to worry about more important issues.
>>34718269BV youre supposed to be my friend..
>>34718273all i'll say is if i had one of those one wish willow things, every moid would be waking up tomorrow 350lbs or more
>>34718253Reminder that almost every"ick" involves a man who's comfortable or enjoying himself.
You guys need to stop being losers
Women, would you like for your hypothetical moid to smell like leather?
>>34718279BV is NOT an ally. She is racist and transphobic.
>>34718279I am. I have to bully the bully on how he is bullying you so he knows he is inferior.
>>34718269He's never intentionally funny
>>34718268I'm not a huge instant loss enjoyer but the ones I like most involve an overconfident or aggressive woman getting dominated and being forced into submission. I like the rapid switch in the power dynamic.
>>34718283I don't get it
>>34718285But.... some leather is tanned with piss...
>>34718284What did I do?
>>34718276>he
>>34718281I'd kill myself are you sure
>>34718289Ok, makes sense.
>>34718286I'm only transphobic of you!
>>34718284Jeez, tell me how you really feel anon
>>34718287aww thanks bestie, ill make sure to return the favor
>>34718295uh... new wish: wake up 350 lbs and happy with ur personal feeder gf whos exactly ur type!problem solved :D
>>34718299Gotta show these moids how the bullying is done. This thread could be so much funnier.
My princess
>>34718267I hate how they use childish colours in their flag
>>34718300The feederocalypse sounds terrifyingI haven't seen the movie the wish willow is from but have had it spoiled from me, and from what I understand my soul would be trapped inside my body while it acted okay with this regardless of how I felt about it
I need to stop consuming blackpill advice from here and start doing shit irl
>>34718305>:/ geez, stubborn much..the wish said youd be happy, end of story !!!
>>34718305Only if you wish for someone to love you. You get a bad side effect always
>>34718309stfu you repulsive homo
>>34718312thats no way to talk to a young lady like me...
>>34718308Very wise anon
I wanna brush her hair
its so easy to handle dying alone when you realize you're just getting FOMO and you dont actually need affection
>>34718315It’s hard to not be demoralized but maybe busying my mind with good worthwhile activities is the goal for now
>>34718319What you plan on doing?
Find a flaw
>>34718310That means all the newly fat guys would be like zombies or the blob then
>>34718327That's a child's game.
I wanna live with her in a little house in the middle of the woods at the end of a gravel road
>>34718329hot...
>>34718333Reminds me that I have a few choice actors for you fat fetishist.How about Josh Gad or Nick Frost?
