RIP, Sam NeillPrevious thread: >>34715514
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>>34718982>wahhh im ugly so no one will ever love me ://Maybe be grateful he/she was willing to settle for you in the first place, you fucking entitled little rodent.
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Why is it that cup ramen always tastes better than bag ramen even if its supposedly the same brand and flavor?
>>34719021Indeed, /atoga/ is usually a waste of time
I have more cherries than anybody here.2kg of beautifully dark red cherries.
>>34718991Lol I know this is supposed to be an insult but I love rats. I want to get a pet rat maybe.
>>34719035This is only cute if you are a mentally ill woman under the age of 25.
Women owe me sex or something
>>34719026May I have some, bro?
>>34719049If you're a good guy or girl, yeah.
I have kind of a hangover and it feels like my legs are disconnected from my body. Spiritually.Same for my head.
>>34719059>>34719049I have homegrown cherries. The nasty sour ones though.
It is what it is
>when she calls you papiI have found mx new favourite thing.
>>34719080maybe men should learn to keep their gross thoughts to themselves if they know they're ugly
>>34719080>Fatty approaches you and says she likes you>"Oh wow, I might be into her now"Who tf are you bullshitting?
What's this phenotype and why is she so cute
>>34719090Pale with dark hair is just the best combo.
Is it okay to not like a girl after seeing her hip dips at the beach
Morning, Euro Femanons.
>>34719096It's okay to form your preferences and feelings based on whatever you want, as long as you aren't letting them influence how decently you treat people as people.
>>34719090Gonna DM her on your behalf. Lulz.
you assholes say >>34718991and then go >>34719096ofc, men don't like ugly or imperfect women
>>34719104>>34719087Says the Foid who dunks on every racial group, except Indians.You cannot be trusted.
>>34719104Post your hands.
>>34719104I dont like perfect women. They can't be bullied
>>34719108Hey! I just dislike Indians and Muslims because of their cultures
>>34719104No, I don't like ugly women. That's not a fault or failing of mine and I respect women who feel the same way of men.Sorry, I just dislike ugliness. I don't want to look at ugly people, i don't want to be reminded of them, I don't want to talk to them and I do not want to date them or see them date others. It's just the truth, I'm just capable of admitting it to myself whereas other people lie and gaslight with feelgood morality.
>>34719109Post your asshole...
she's texting me spontaneously bwosI think I may have a shot after all
>>34719117Nobody wants to see a man's hole.
>>34719110Imma start acting perfect, just for you Anon
>>34719113Awesome. Then stop saying that women have it easier. Pretty women do. Being an ugly women is equally as bad as being an ugly men. But there are less ugly women than men, which makes you feel even more alone in life.
>>34719119I am someone, Anon
>>34719127It's a bigger gap in how you are treated compared to attractive members of your gender if you're an ugly woman. For men looks matter less.
>>34719130But you are just trying to be edgy and cool.
>>34719127I never said anyone has anything easier than anyone, don't put words in my mouth .>wordswordswordsword IM SADI didn't ask for an ugly person sob story and neither did anyone else. Shut the fuck up.
>>34719134No. I really want to see your hairy asshole.
>>34719136I’m not him, but I’d like to see a femanon’s asshole. Just thought I’d share.
>>34719135You guys shut the fuck up saying women just need to exist to have everything figured out. It's retarded. It doesen't apply to every sigle one of us.
>>34719136What for?
>>34719141>still bloggingQuiet, uggo.
>>34719140Those assholes look gross if they're unshaved. Pussy is better typically.
>>34719143I find assholes captivating.
>>34719136
>>34719145I’d get to see both at the same time. I’m not complaining.
>>34719146What's so good about them? Hopefully not the shit that comes out
>>34719150Anon is just being annoying.
>>34719146I'll never understand why. But this sort of opinion is better than a man being offended by the existence of my butthole, so I won't complain.
>>34719090Autistic liberal with the strongest jaw known to man is the phenotype. I'm not sure if there's a shorter name for it. Ask A Mortician also fits this, I feel.>>34719141I mean, I'm a solid 3/10 with your standard mental/physical health issues zoomers love to complain about. I managed to find an almost perfect man who absolutely adores me and my life is easy. I have the power to make him do anything I want and I don't even think he'd complain if I used it. Try not being a bitch?
>>34719090I really love how diverse the taste in women is here. Its wholesome.
I'M THE BOMB AND I'M ABOUT TO BLOW UPhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iFAFA3B3CWU
>>34719156based moid enslaver
>>34719090I'm not into this. She looks old.
>>34719156She could have had this, but she chose not to.
Fuck this place. I despise you all. You never get shit.
>>34718982Hey hey people, do you have pet(s)? I wanna snake
why are there hundreds of thousands of women getting horny with jacob elordi being almost a rapist in wuthering heights?
MoidsWhats the strangest, most specific thing youre attracted to?
>>34719170Nails.
>>34719170Fat
>>34719170girls who look kinda sad all the time
>>34719169Same answer as always, body genres are a safe medium through which to experience xyz. See: horror, porn, etc.>>34719179Lmao mood
>>34719168I feel like pretty much everybody has a pet, no? Snakes are based little muscle noodles, I love them, but I have 3 dogs right now and can't afford the setup/mouse budget. I had a cornsnake as a teenager though, she was great.
>>34719168>>34719186Having pet reptiles means there's something wrong with you. You have lost the genetic memory of your ancestors. They used to fear reptiles.
>>34719189Thats not how genetics work
>>34719189>being filtered by this>not mogging your ancestors' nightmares by capturing it and putting it behind glass to be your plaything whenever you wishThe weak should fear the strong.
>>34719170Women
>>34719170The nape of the neck.
>>34719197We did that when we started opening zoos it got boring quick
>>34719170the idea of a woman who both loves me and psychotically wants to possess me in such a way that she psychologically abuses me and breaks me down until i am totally emotionally dependant upon her
I need an effective method to kms. Where can I get poison or something? Would like a high dose of an animal poison kill me? What do I put on the note?
>>34719189Psychological science indicates that humans are born with only two (confirmed) innate fears.The fear of falling (or loss of support) and the fear of loud noises.Apparently, every other fear, including phobias, social anxieties, or specific triggers, is learned or developed as we grow and interact with our environment.https://youtu.be/3L4lxusff1c
>>34719211Do you know anything about astrology
>>34719211Im doing this to my boyfriend and its working
>>34719217no it seems retarded
>>34719219You described the scorpionic archetype
>>34719186I had two turtles for a few of my tean years and I loved them a lot, but parents said we had to let them go and I've wanted a pet since then. I'm tied between wanting a corn snake or a ball python when it's time for me to decide>>34719170No clue honestly
>>34719214this seems like total horseshit and is almost certainly a case of psychology being erroneously labelled as "science".
Femanon, can I meet you in private?
>>34719225No. Now tell me how do I properly kms
>>34719228Play Punjabi in the lobby
>>34719228Stop killing yourself
I am serious. How do I kms?
>>34719228I could throw you off a cliff?You'd get some excitement shortly before hitting the floor.You'd also meet me in private.
>>34719212Ok but step #1 is leaving everything you own to me. Then I'll tell you how to do it quick and painless and easy. (Animal poison will make you suffer horrifically, you'll most likely end up not only nauseous, but you'll be bleeding from everywhere and it will take hours or days.)>>34719214So why the fuck spiders so scary? UNIVERSALLY scary, and every single person I've ever met who LIKED spiders was a fucking maladjusted freak? Reptile people tend to just be a little antisocial or introverted, bug/arachnid people are verifiably insane, and bird people tend to be super extroverted. You'd have to be blind to never notice the pattern. Every kid seems to be afraid of the dark, but none of them have a traumatic story to tell about the dark. I'm afraid of spiders but I can't recall a time where a spider scared me or bit me or anything. They're just fucking creepy, they've ALWAYS been fucking creepy.
>>34719224Consider psychology a branch of biology.Also, those babies are indeed not that bothered by the snakes around them.
>>34719234I am serious.
>>34719238I am as serious as you are.
>>34719232Don't eat anything for the next 40 days. Some of that time will actually be blissful, but you will die eventually. You likely will have spiritual experiences before dying.
>>34719232Travel to India and order a streetfood
>>34719237If anything psychology and sociology are branches of statistics.
>>34719235I don't have anything anon. Do you want dead girl's clothes and a guitar? Can you tell me now?
>>34719241My parents would notice this and take me to the hospital.
>>34719245Guitars are neat. What size do you wear? Why do you want to kill yourself?
>>34719214This is psych slop. Everyone has fearvof the dark at some point
>>34719248Come live with me.
I'm hungry and threw away my last vape so I have no nicotine to suppress it. What to get from McDonald's it's been like two months since I've been to one
>>34719237No, psychology does not have the rigor or theory backing it that chemistry, physics and other natural fields do. It's all fucking interviews and speculative observation. The mind and consciousness are too much of a black box for any serious psychological science to be taken seriously, especially on matters of what constitutes "instinct" or not and how the researchers come to those conclusions
>>34719248You don't need to be home for this
>>34719256Do guys actually try to suck their own dicks? Men are no greater than animals, truly.
>>34719235>So why the fuck spiders so scary? UNIVERSALLY scary, and every single person I've ever met who LIKED spiders was a fucking maladjusted freak?Still a learned fear that depends on where did you grow up.In many non-Western cultures, spiders are viewed with indifference or even respected for pest control. In parts of Cambodia, for example, they are a culinary delicacy, and spider-handling is common.In Western cultures, childhood exposure to spiders as "monsters" in books and movies reinforces the fear. Much of the European fear of spiders probably stems from the Middle Ages. During the great plagues, spiders were unjustly viewed as harbingers of disease and were believed to contaminate food.
>>34719260shut up retard
>>34719256Royal with 9 nuggets and sour cream.
>>34719260I think I can reach it
>>34719261Shameless spider propaganda
>>34719260there are only two types of men - petty villains, and great ones
>>34719262Bro says the ape doing acrobatics for just a crumb of gluk gluk
>>34719261My mom liked spiders. My father was indifferent. We had spiders all over, none of them dangerous. I remember my mom just casually poking at or letting spiders crawl over her hands. She tried helping me get over my arachnophobia (at 6 years old) by having me poke at them too and watch her handle them. I am autistic and was nearly 100% impervious to social stigmas and propaganda from TV and books, I literally just didn't notice most of the time. I have still always been terrified of spiders. If being an oblivious child in a house full of spiders with a spider-loving parent and no spider-haters in your immediate family and no specific trauma stemming from an interaction with a spider doesn't at least keep you neutral to the existence of spiders, then what the fuck would? How little of a trauma are we talking here, a spider crawled across my crib as an infant and the slight change in weight made me feel like I was being dropped and my subconcious has never forgotten?
>>34719258no there are reproducible results you can get with psychological methods and common patterns in trauma and fetishes in human behavior. you just need to be smart. most psychology is bunk, but its a easily useful science just one that needs to be thought up by every person and the theories gauged for personal usefulness. my personal theories are leaps and bounds better than most uni and professional psychologists. a lot of random like farmers and chinese people have legitimate psychological frameworks and methods but honestly american women and white men just use medican industry psychology to abuse brown people in their region. their shit is complete bunk "im gonna enslave you with big ambiguous words i make up" psychology. the point being its all impossible to prove so most people can claim the same level of credibility for their theories as medical "professionals" who mainly use their credibility to scam you with medication and the health insurance bounce around scam pricing
Women, would you date a below average man?
>>34719282all men are below average if you think about it
>>34719285Mathematically impossible.
>>34719260I tried it just to see if I could some months ago but I think I could if I tried it again
>>34719279>but honestly american women and white men just use medican industry psychology to abuse brown people in their regionI love psychology
>>34719279>wordswordswordswords>btw brown people are victims fuck off
What the HELLWhat the HELLY
>>34719278>I am autisticSo you are the abnormal one in this case. I mean, autistic people can throw a fit for far more weird reasons than having a spider nearby.
I moved states and instantly the medical service i got degraded to disrespect and eventual physical abuse torture and blatant ignoring of my constitutional rights. They broke my knees in the hospital strapping me down from abusive workers, i later fell in public and couldnt walk for a week. This is in the midwest. The police here we suspect have killed innocent men here before. This is more a cry of pain than anything there are euro families in with the police here that harass everyone elsw continously and along with the judges continously. Genuinlely a year of my life has been taken from the police harassing me here. The hospital doctors blatantly disregard us federal standards and let patients die in the hospitals due to lack of care. I have lived in other big cities here before with none of these issues. Dont come to the midwest if u visit here. I have witnessed things in jail like men being tazed tortured with pepper spray directed into their small isolated cells, brutal molestation of prisoners. This shit is a hell hole masquerading as a pleasant liberal area where germanic cop families bully and literally kill anyone who dowsnt submit to them. I am not kidding i have no one out of state to tell this to. Its a 1984 hell hole on a daily basis.
>>34719302I was tortured in jail with no clothing and a wet cell, no blanket, tazed and pepper spray directed into my cell overnight. 12 hours of pepper spray in an enclosed cell. For a crime i never committed adter weeks with very little human contact, littlw sleep, constant abuse from the guards, lights on all the time and very poor water and air quality. I got very sick and almost faded into death in that cell. My money was taken and i was denied any right at all let alone contact with a lawyer or the ability to bail out
>>34719260I’ve never tried but am sure I couldn’t. I’m not that flexible.
>>34719279>american women and white menA bit sus choice of words
Thread's dead and boring today.
>>34719312>Thread's deadJust like... >>34718982
>>34719308All American women are functionally Peruvian.
Taking femanon into the woods so we can hang out in my bang-shed.
>>34719299Arachnophobia is an almost universally common fear. You can't possibly tell me that most of them are just fucking autistic. And again, what CAUSED the fear in the first place? I don't get freaked out by movement. Spiders don't make noise or trip people. I'm not one of those autistics with weird sensory issues that prevent me from showering or going outside without noise cancelling headphones or eating cabbage or whatever the fuck. I don't jump at shadows, I'm not afraid of snakes or mice or any of the other common phobias despite having been exposed to a lot of those as well. Only spiders. Why only spiders? I'm also afraid of needles but that one makes complete sense - I was pinched and poked by needles as a baby whenever I got vaccinated, and it would have happened repeatedly to me when I was very young so it would have been reinforced. Nothing on spiders. All the other girls were scared of bugs like earwigs, never scared me, I like bugs. Just the spiders. Rabbits and squirrels were also known to carry plague and today carry rabies - most people are not afraid of rabbits and squirrels. Black cats were seen as evil, horrifying omens in the middle ages - I don't think I've ever even heard of someone being scared of a house cat regardless of color. Prairie dogs are the most common infection vector for plague getting into humans today - people aren't afraid of them. What's so fucking special about spiders, then?
>>34719321I'm like that with snakes. Spiders are bros.
men, has any of you been successful with cold approaching? as in getting a girlfriend from doing it?I can get numbers, but never gotten a date (well sort of, once)
>>34719321Dunno about you, but I have life-long case of severe arachnophobia and the main cause I think is that spiders are basically "real life jumpscares". I'd probably not be scared as much if not for that fucking web which adds alot to the suddenness factor.It's like you got a homeless person in your house who hides from you during the night, then you wake and step into poisonous shit he left while you were asleep.I am not afraid of spiders in videogames or any other bugs.
>>34719282>Women, would you date a below average man?What does that mean. And probably since I'm considered plain and or "ugly"
>>34719270>Shameless spider propagandaI know, right?
Women, do you resent men?
>>34719321JH, is that you again?
>>34719332That's not a spider, that's a man
>>34719333>1 year old posts>3.5kk views>measly 4k likes and even those are probably memeing>let's pretend this is somehow a problem, paint a villain and dunk on him. Hell yeah!
>>34719333i like men
>>34719335I'm not reading all of that back and forth, so idk if I should be offended that you're guessing that poster is me. But you're wrong either way.
the most revoltinf thing about men is that they sexualize everything due to being retards. Even the threat of being treated as horribly as women isnt enough to make them stop being weird because they sexualize that and beg you to step on them or some shit. i hate moids so much
>>34719343No you don't
>>34719344Do you like dem spiders?
>>34719346Why is that revolting?
>>34719346Tell me about your relationship with your father
>>34719344Plap
Are girls wearing headphones signaling they don't want to be approached?
Thinking about femanon :/
>>34719349because men are such vile creates that even oppression and abuse get them offthey shouldnt be allowed to vote or make decisions or live outside of prisons
>>34719348Not particularly, I like other bugs. I honestly like all sorts of animals, but I will gladly kill any bug on sight if it's in my house. Same with any other crawly thing.
>>34719347what makes you say that?
>>34719351Put more effort in the hornyposting. I can't be distracted from work with just that, since I got dick this morning.
>>34719356>even oppression and abuse get them offSounds like normal bedroom dynamic to me. You are either totally dishonest or a prude boring slob
>>34719360if the idea of oppressing/hurting people (or having it done to you as i said) is a sex thing for you, get hit by a train
>>34719321>Arachnophobia is an almost universally common fear.In Western countries. Maybe one crawled into your mouth when you were a child?
>>34719365Do you have female genitalia
>>34719365>it's "hurting" nowmoving the goalpost I see. And what is "masochism"?
>>34719373not a moved goalpost retard they're synonymous in this context>what is "masochism"a form of mental illness
>>34719346You have no fucking clue just how insanely goddamned horny I am.
>>34719367Cambodian eat spiders just like westerners eat freshly cooked crabs, so it might be cultural indeed. It's weird that both creatures look kinda similar but crabs are cute while spiders suck
>>34719377no im pretty sure most people know how horny men are, you're all retards that never shut the fuck up about it
>>34719359Plap**Posted by large, hairy moid who smells like sweat and fresh cut wood
>>34719380You just write this shit to get off aren't you? You gooning foid
>>34719380I am hornier than most.I am the alpha and omega of semen production.
>>34719382See? You're clearly capable of doing it right when you put in the effort.
>>34719353>Are girls wearing headphones signaling they don't want to be approached?They're trying to be cool or don't like listening to loud noises or listening to music. I see a lot people wear headphones/ears now a days, kind of annoying hopefully they don't hurt their eardrums
>>34719282Below average how? Looks? Personality? Ability to provide? The answer is different depending on what exactly you mean. In general, like if he was below average in every category? No, I'd rather stay single forever and adopt a dog. You need to add something to my life, not just hang on to it like a dingleberry. Be super hot, OR be a lovely person, OR be rich, depending on the exact girl you're asking and what she wants out of you. At least average in one of those categories and a normal woman will date you if you look for long enough. Below average in all 3, essentially a gross NEET with no personality or future to speak of, and you'll be looking for a really long time.If you mean me personally, I would be fine with below average in looks, average in providing, but above average in personality. The deficit in providing is directly proportional to the personality - if you have a perfect personality but live in a cardboard box I would still date you. In the looks department, if you don't spark outright disgust and trigger the uncanny valley effect for me, then I probably don't care. I'll tell you a secret - women actually, physically see men as more attractive or less attractive depending on other factors. That's why rich men are more "hot" to women - the money LITERALLY makes them appear more attractive, even if the woman isn't interested in his money itself. For me that "money" is personality - I'm pretty sure my husband is average or below in looks, but I'm so in love with him that he is literally the most attractive man I've ever seen, online or off. I'm also pretty sure I remember thinking he looked kinda ugly when I met him for the first time and I only went on a date with him because I felt bad for him. 6 years married and I just adore him, I can't imagine ever thinking he wasn't attractive now. Hormones aren't a joke.>>34719333No, and most women don't. Don't listen to social media rage-bait attention whores.
>>34719170Fingers/hands.
>>34719093Personally I'm into tanned and blonde girls
>>34719379Maybe you just didn't look into their eyes?
>>34719353I dont have a ring yet so... yes ! But I also just really enjoy music
>>34719093It’s pale with brown or blonde hair for this poster
>>34719260No, I want to make a woman wear a strapon and then make her suck that, while I eat her ass
>I was so bad in bed my ex is now asexualIs this better or worse than finding out she became a lesbian?
>>34719170Women having darker skin than me, but not necessarily in a racial sense.Women having bigger thighs than me
>>34719411if you dont have ED/a micropenis im oretty sure these are impossible
>>34719411>>I was so bad in bed my ex is now asexual>Is this better or worse than finding out she became a lesbian?I doubt she is gay. She probably doesn't want to have random sex with people. Did she contract an std from you? maybe that's it? She's probably just confused and lonely.
>>34719414Neither, just PE.>>34719417She's not gay, I'm asking what would be worse look: Her becoming asexual or her becoming gay?
>>34719402>most women don'tWhere are the women who don't?
Never understood why people liked “The Jurassic Park” movies. Never watched more than 15 minutes of it because the story seems non existent.
>>34719421Dinosaurs are cool and the quality of the CGI was good for the time.
>>34719421Just say you are autistic.
>>34719421Never watched that, but it's probably still a lot better than star wars
>>34719419whats pe
>>34719426Premature ejaculation.
>>34719421zoomzoom
>>34719346>>34719356Women aren't treated horribly, you're just probably a fatherless BPD whore who exclusively dates hood-rat trailer park narcissists who love to get drunk and smack you around. Most women don't tolerate that shit or get treated that way, you just don't have standards. Learn to spot the bad ones (in order to AVOID them) and treat the good ones well, you'll be treated well in return.>>34719353On purpose? Probably not. In practice? If you interrupt my song or podcast to hit on me I'm probably going to stab you. Usually not ideal for getting someone's number. If that's the norm where you live, then I'm sorry for your luck.>>34719420In real life (liberal hivemind megacities don't count).>>34719421>watching giant action dinosaur monster horror movie for the PLOTYou read PlayBoy for the articles, too, I bet.
Life is boring
>>34719419>Neither, just PE.hey bro, I have PE as well, but but cock is 7 inches. I don't think it was ever a huge issue. I keep hearing how it's definitely not as bad as dudes who can never cum. Girls won't break up with you over PE. That's been my experience. And there are many work arounds. Alcohol, weed, a lot of foreplay before penetration, numbing creams, condoms with numbing creams. Btw, condoms contribute to my PE, because it squeezes the dick head. Keep working on it, and try everything. The book "she comes first " is a big help. read it.
The great majority of books on culture and customs of different European countries focus solely on modern globohomo-infected societies. I want to know the ACTUAL traditional cultures of European countries. Which books deal with the real European cultures and customs?
>>34719432Mein Kampf
>>34719326No and not interested in trying.
>>34719432If you wanted to really know you would have gone to a library by now and not be here posting that.
>>34719421>being le chungus contrarian for (You)s on an anonymous message board
Going out with a woman. I hope she doesn't think this is a date I just want someone to vent to.
>>34719402>I remember thinking he looked kinda ugly when I met him for the first time and I only went on a date with him because I felt bad for himGrim
>>34719429Playboy is a chick magazine now
>>34719442What the fuck lol
>>34719402extremely brutal readjust nuke us, humanity doesnt deserve to live
>>34719431For me it was because she really, really wanted to be pounded. Didn't like getting eaten out, fingers were okay, but at the end of the day she just wanted to get pounded. I couldn't provide that and she was unwilling to explore other options, and just got pissy about it (which was a blow to my ego and made the PE worse). She didn't break up over PE, but I'm sure it contributed.>Alcohol, weedI don't do any stimulants, nor do I want every sexual encounter to require them.>a lot of foreplayTrue, but see above.>numbing creams, condoms with numbing creamsFrom what I know, those rub off on the pussy and make it worse for her. I tried Alpha-Herb but that fucked me up. And see above, I don't want to need pharmaceuticals to have a normal dick.>Btw, condoms contribute to my PESame, it made me realize that my condoms were too tight. Not even humblebragging here.>Keep working on it, and try everythingI am. I've made pretty big strides on my own by following a guide and fucking a fleshlight.
>>34719444I think the vast majority of them don't deserve to be alive along side us.
>>34719444You are so fucking melodramatic.
>>34719170female intelligence and independencyI don't want STRONK woman, she must be able to take care of herself
>>34719439I just don't find it interesting. Never got mechs and godzila as well I just don't thunk they make for compelling stories because their main goal is to smash things up and look intimidating.
Women, how weird would you find it if your boyfriend (me) had an extensive speedo collection? Should I hide it from you? And not tell you? For context, I'm 21 and in shape. I don't wear them in public or even to the pool because I feel like would cross a line and would be kinda too exposing. But this is defintely a kink or something at this point. Might be tied to something from when I was a kid, not totally sure. And no, I am NOT homosexual.
>>34719402So in conclusion women would rather "experience" men and what they offer, than be with them. That was known. Wall of text unnecessary.
>>34719451thats very harmless and not that weird. i wouldnt mind
>>34719451Buddy I think you're gay
>>34719451I don’t think my meat could fit in one of these things
>>34719432Just stick to books before 1960
>>34719341>probably memeingmisandry is always 'probably memeing' and if someone takes it seriously, it's just a joke, and if someone doesn't take it seriously, he's a mysogyngigiggigigst.
>>34719451That's fine, sometimes it's just fun to collect things. Like how I collect dildos.
Women would any of you be interested in a dildo molded after my own meat
>>34719466NTAIf it's wrong for women to judge men based off retards on social media, then it's also wrong for men to do the same for women.
is it a bad idea to wear a fake dick for sexo
>>34719468Have you added anything new to the collection recently?
>>34719459It's only really "gay" in the autoerotic sense. It's like masturbating in front of a mirror. You're telling me you've never done this?
>>34719473The cuck
Women, would you make your bf/husband wear a penis extender?
>>34719474Not much. Got a crazy one for show and a replacement for a dead vibe I liked.
>>34719480I wouldn't make him do anything. I'd love to try it once just to see what it's like, but I don't think it'd be physically possible. I assume I'd like normal sex better anyways.
>>34719476what
>>34719481>Got a crazy one for showPost it.
>>34719480if he is small enough to need one i dont see why he's my bf in the first place, pointless question
>>34719472women get a free pass to do anything, based on this mentality that if a woman insults men then it's just a harmles joke, but if a man even comments on something that women do or say, he's a despicable hater, rapist and killer of women, he should have been aborted, he will definitely die alone, nobody will ever love him, his toxic masculinity is unchecked, he's a patriarch, an incel and a male.
>>34719333I only resent most of the men I know personally. As for men I don't know, I just think that they're unpredictable and shouldn't live unsupervised
>>34719486>and a male.The worst insult
>>34719484I'd rather not.
>>34719486I'm pretty sure I explicitly said both were wrong, but I can see you just want to throw a temper tantrum, so whatever.
Wish I was holding a woman close and letting her nuzzle her head in my shoulder instead of being at work right now.
>>34719488Which ones do you know personally?
>>34719480I don't really care about sex like that. I'd rather make love and feel what he already has - which, to be fair, is already seven inches. Even if he wasn't, I don't think it would matter.
>>34719500>which, to be fair, is already seven inchesGod I fucking hate it here
>>34719500>I dont need sex, all I need is this seven inch cock I already have <333lmao just fucking kill yourselves dicklets you're finished hahahahahahahah
I wish speedrun trannies wouldn't always wear slutty outfits, it's really off-putting.
>>34719496I'm not doxing them just because I resent them, just manipulative men I've been friends with
>>34719491Not much of a show then, no?
my psychologist (male) (short man) told me his wife says to him that he's inmense to herno blackpilling will ever make me not feel nice and giddy about that fact. ever.
>>34719505It really is. Same deal for trans fighting game competitors.
>>34719506You can talk about them without doxxing them, surely?
>>34719501>>34719504You're focusing on the wrong thing. I said it wouldn't matter even if he wasnt. Small dicks are great because I love giving head and it makes it as easy as can be. Even deepthroating! Not my fault hes a chad, hes the one who pursued ME.
Women how do you feel about skinny twinkish men? What’s your preferred male bodytype?
>>34719512No one on this site knows what doxing is anymore.
>>34719506I wasn't asking for names, but what they did.
Bitch really though he was making a hit list lmfaoooo
>>34719516Last time I said I liked twinks, I got called a liar. Why should I trust that you're asking this question in good faith?
>>34719517So I’ve noticed. Just talking about something someone did is apparently doxing to someone who posts here.
I’m a twunk
>>34718991>be grateful he/she was willing to settle for you in the first placedisgusting way of simp thought, kys Someone"settling" for you is worse than being on your own, it is one of the more extreme humiliation rituals.
Football's coming home
>>34719441If anything, that should be positive? Unless you're both a piece of human garbage and have nothing material or otherwise to offer, you'll always have a chance!>>34719444>>34719447Found the dingleberries! Please stay single. No woman wants to be your mom and shoulder 100% of the relationship and life burdens. We want to share the load with you, not add all of yours to all of ours.>>34719452What the fuck does that even mean? If I'm reading it right, that's essentially just the same attitude that men have when they sleep around instead of committing, but it's bad when women do it I guess? That's not even what I said, either. If you interpret "having a redeeming attractive quality is needed to get a date" as "women don't want to be with men", I'm pretty sure that means you're just a waste of oxygen. Asking for the AVERAGE in fuckability, politeness, OR wealth should NOT intimidate any decent person of either sex, that's probably like the bare minimum for 90% of the population.>>34719451Probably a little weird, but everyone has their quirks. Don't hide something like that, but don't treat it like an elephant in the room that you need to disclose as soon as possible either. If she sees them in your closet then she does - don't focus on it in either direction. No decent woman is going to dump you for having speedos.
>>34719522Uhhhh I dunno cause I’m a skinny twinkish dude who’s curious and I don’t stalk these threads enough to know if that was just asked recently or something
>>34719170hands. And specific tattoos
Interesting. Three different men have responded with hands/nails.
>>34719522Anyone with a brain already knows that this is the most typical preferred body type women have
>>34719170Matching toe and fingernail polish.
>>34719232>travel to india>dress sexily and move about freely in the evening>wait for the needful to be done Its not viable if you want to leave a pretty corpse though.
>>34719514oh my dick isnt small myself i was just making fun of them because i find it funny, carry on
>>34719508It's just a show for me. Unironically it's for me to look and grab at while reading weird smut. I know, it's embarrassingly retarded. I'll share the model of it with you if you want, but that's it.
>>34719333Homeless dudes will call anything nice.
I am learning to accept my dad bod.
>>34719532>Please stay single. No woman wants to be your mom and shoulder 100% of the relationship and life burdens. We want to share the load with you, not add all of yours to all of ours.nah im happy being a leech and will continue to do so, sorry.
>>34719500>which, to be fair, is already seven inchesHow do you know? Did you measure? I always wonder when women talk about dick sizes. Eye balling the length orfeeling it out with your pussy isn't exactly am excact method.
>>34719480No, >he better use >his own penis.
I think some men with certain features (small dick, short) should just accept that they'll never be the dominant alpha whatever that zoomers aspire to be and instead lean in to what they do possess. (funny, sweet, munch) Like youre killing yourselves obsessively pursuing something youll never have. Just accept it and move on. Its okay. Someone will love you.
>>34719551>I'll share the model of it with you if you wantSure.
>>34719559But your phat whiteboy blockers are too thicc for him to penetrate
>>34719541I was surprised too.Usually I am the only mlae handsfag.
>>34719500I know you didn't mean it but this is the funniest post I've seen on 4chan in months. Thank you.
>>34719560>just do what i want to do and be something you dont wanna be for external approvalnah
>>34719444>literally just be average and you're going to be fine>this is extremely brutal somehowOn my end, any women who unironically blabs about providing is either a third worlder trying to escape from her mud hut, or a bgum who should get a job. Other than that the post you qouted is solid.
>>34719558Yeah we measured it together because I thought he was only five inches but he claimed to be seven. My ex was a monster, so I just assumed it was smaller than it really was.>>34719567That's actually super fair! But not exactly my point. My point is that some men seek validation in all the wrong places.
>>34719560Instead of this submissive pathetic surrender attitude you suggest, they can also accept that they aren't perfect and then go live life as they want anyways. Being a man isn't about height or dick size, but about the Will to do as you want and to make a way where there is none. Within reason, sure. But generally you will find that a lot more is possible than initally thought if you do bother to try.
>>34719560if any man is told "your dick is small just be a munch!" and goes along with it willingly, he should be killed painfully.
>>34719562Nah, he'll fit right in with 6.5"
>>34719561Reggie the Mothman from BD. I got the biggest one with most of the bells and whistles. Literally impossible to use, but it's cool.
>>34719578Why have you decided to cast my penis as Charlie’s penis
>>34719576Uh oh found the seething dicklet!
>>34719582Nope. Just stating a fact, sorry if I described your mindset or whatever and you got offended but it's just true.
>>34719581Hm?
>>34719532Why would a girl not liking me and only dating me out of pity only to later Stockholm herself be a good thing. That shit is not gonna end up well if you had to force attraction.
>>34719580What sort of smut goes with moth dick?
>>34719594I don't have any big toys that fit the general "alien monster" vibe. I almost went for a tentacle, but that's honestly too specific and tapered dildos suck.
>>34719560Epic bait but a little too on the nose at the end
>>34719580You’d really never try to get an inch or two in?
I don't like this stereotype about asian parents and them bring control freaks
>>34719599I tried. It's possible to take some of it since I got the softest version possible, but it isn't pleasant to essentially keep folding it in on itself just to awkwardly cram it. I don't get how anybody can have functional fun with it.
>>34719576Just learn how to fingerblast a girl into dick delirium before you unpack. Thats how my dicklet friend does it, no problems. If a woman is already half way out of it if she sees your dick only genuine size queens will take issue.
>>34719603>I don't get how anybody can have functional fun with it.Years of abusing their own holes.
>>34719604why are you talking to your friends about sex this way and why do you know how small his penis is?
>>34719604Do guys feel sympathy for dicklet men? I assumed they'd make fun of them.
>>34719457>>34719468>>34719532Thanks. This was nice to hear.
>>34719606But that's what I've been doing. I've been regularly using dildos for most of my life at this point. How are they better at it than me?
>>34719611They went to school for it you're just self taught and there are bound to be mistakes and flaws in your technique
>>34719608i think they're funny and they make me feel better about myself. I don't feel much sympathy for them at all, no.
>>34719603Funny. I want buy weird monster dildos for a woman now.
>>34719612It's not fair.
Men, why didn't Bear love her more than anyone else in the world?
>>34719560You can literally just blow air into the condom to make it bigger like a balloon.
>>34719607Because he told me, and because its interesting and occasionally inspiring to hear how other men go about sex. In his case how to improve my finger blasting game because he became a pro at it to cope his small dick. >>34719608Not really in that actual men who aren't Betas realize that it may not be ideal, but isn't exactly a life ending problem. Its just something you have to work around and accept that more cavernously built women will not be for you. Which isn't a n issue, because theres a billion reasons why you don't work out sexually with a sepcific women. Like having a dick thats too big as well.
>>34719608I’ve never met a guy in real life who was vocally insecure about his dick that didn’t kinda deserve to feel like shit about himself for one reason or another.
>>34719616That is life. Just don't forget your place.
>>34719615They're expensive as fuck. That one I mentioned was over 200 bucks.
>>34719615They like that.
>>34719608my dick is smallif im being honest i feel like other men care about it far more than me
>>34719623It would probably be worth it once or twice.
>>34719611You have to embrace the pain. Not unlike learning to tolerate spicy food.
>>34719608>please make fun of the inferior male for my enjoymentCalm down. I'm not an animal who will fight other males for animal pussy. It's not how it works with humans typically.
>>34719623$200 isn't that much if you have a real job.
Never take advice from women it's in their blood to try to make you weak and pathetic to see it you'll resist
You could buy roller-skates for 200
>>34719622I won't accept that.>>34719627Once maybe, unless you're both into monsters that much.>>34719629I've have been trying, it's not that simple.
>>34719634A woman (not my mother) told me to get a job and go to the gym. Glad I read your post before doing any of that.!
>>34719632It's too expensive to justify buying a cringe sex toy you can't use or show anybody else. I understand you rich anons could afford it if you wanted regardless, though.
“How are you single?” asks a woman that would really prefer I just disappeared and never bothered her ever again
>>34719639Mock and hyperbolize all you want, it doesn't change anything
>>34719642Are you employed and a gym person because a woman told you to do that?
>>34719646I am not bring sarcastic
>>34719480No.>>34719491But you know you will.>>34719501Mine's less than 4 and it still does the job.>>34719516If I can reasonably take you in a fight, I think it's over. If you're super skinny you have to make up for it in height or lean muscle. I have always had a primal need for a guy to make me feel safe from potential danger, so if I'm the better fighter that's... backward and icky. SLIGHTLY chubby lumberjack.>>34719527Truth.
>>34719646I actually do believe you everything is a test with women to try and put you down like children testing their limits
>>34719656Some women absolutely are like that, but not all or even most of them
Femanons, how was your relationship with your mom?
>>34719644Yeah same
I wanna grow a garden with her. Our hands in the soil
>>34719657Most I meet were like that. But yeah that is just my luck
>>34719647Idk what you're trying to get at. I am employed, but only part-time, and I stopped going to the gym after having everything I need at my new home.>>34719654Never again.
>>34719659What the hell is her problem aaaaah
>>34719658Mom thinks I love her when I fucking hate her. So not great and I've yet to fully cut her off from my life.
>>34719660Ew sounds filthy. I would rather go to a restaurant.
I like eating sugary cereals straight out the box Women is this an ick
>>34719532>the bare minimumI was looking for this! Yes, finally!>Asking for the AVERAGE in fuckability, politeness, OR wealthAs an experience. Not just one, multiple. Serially dating for serial experiences, all different and fun. But they have to be really enticing as packages. Dating is for fun, in women's case.
>>34719660Aww cute!
>>34719532I don't even want to be in a relationship and one mother is enough
Are you Yinner or Yanger?
>>34719658we get along well, shes cool
>>34719558He told me and I just assumed he was right. I don't think women are out here measuring dicks to double-check, we just take you at your word.>>34719568>any women who unironically blabs about providing is either a third worlder trying to escape from her mud hut, or a bgum who should get a jobI keep the house clean and organized, I cook every meal from scratch, and I rub his feet when he gets home. I think it's fair to ask him to support me in exchange. Although, I also have a disease that severely limits the amount of physical labor I can do in a day, so maybe if keeping house doesn't take most of your time it would be harder to justify that being important. Or if you lived in an apartment with no yard or kids or pets.
>>34719675MI’m a Wu Wei enjoyer
>>34719675Isn't it ying yang so yingger yangger. I like to think I have a balance
I need to deslopify my mind
>>34719532Who is we?
>>34719664I hate it that women feel obligated to pretend a guy isn't bothering them when he is. Just kill me you fucking coward.
>>34719658Very few things more cringe than parents on social media.
Gentlemen I believe that is elaborately crafted bait
>>34719683>I had to spend quality time with this guy and make him think I liked hanging out with him… or else he was gonna do something scary, possibly! D:Send her to The Hague and televise the trial
>>34719689which one?
>>34719658This bitch really pimping out her daughter on social media for 400 likes lmao that's so sad
>>34719560As opposed to killing themselves? You don't legitimately care that some losers are hanging themselves, come on now. You can't be this desperate for attention.>I thought he was only five inches but he claimed to be seven. My ex was a monsterYeah, everyone knows that all women had exes with monster cocks. They were impressed at the time, and still are, reminiscing about all the monster cocks they've taken from numerous men throughout their sexual teenager and adult lives. That's part of the point.
All I need in a wife is someone who'll be a good mother, is at least a 6/10, and lets me cum in her throat
I love attention
>>34719654you have a penis..? or do you mean your man's penis?
>>34719691This one >>34719560>>34719532Or a bot there's some weirdness going on with the replies
>>34719698So I learned
>>34719697>who'll be a good motherDefine every trait that you think makes a woman a good mother.>is at least a 6/10Show a picture of the kind of woman you consider to be a 6/10,
>>34719700yeah, it is bait
>>34719638Clearly you need to be tied down and "assisted".
>>34719598Its funny because dicklets are so insecure they'll respond to obvious bait just as an excuse to vent and act like victims
>>34719700It's a troon.
>>34719702Nigga thinks he's the arbiter
>>34719705> try to bait people> people get baitedits so funny guys
Brutal blackpills today ngl
I am the deer. When a bike or something is heading towards me I just stop.
>>34719708Yes? Crying about your babypenis on 4chan is funny.
Yaho! Let's a go! It's a me Tarzan!
>>34719697Mmaybe start having some standards instead of signalling to women that you don't care who they are and just want your crumb of pussy. Your attitude signals that you don't get any, don't give a rats ass about the woman as a person and as a result is disgustingly unattractive.
>>34719680More Yin = YinnerMore Yang = Yanger(For one-syllable adjectives ending in "-ng" (like long, strong, or young), you do not double the "g". You simply add "-er" to the end of the word.)
>>34719702Patience, nurturing, compassion, intelligence, empathy, accountability, discipline, and maybe a few more I can't think of.Woman might be a tad above a 6 but around this area
>>34719713Me Mario. Me lived with monkey. Me have sex with aristocratic white woman.
Do you buy into the idea that on some subconscious level, men are always looking to recreate the relationships they had with their mothers?
>>34719707Well he is, because a relationship isn't a pathetic begging for scraps but two people choosing each other out of a pool of other, worse options. If he rejects atht idea and chooses to reduce himself into a simp, thats on him.
>>34719715Wow. You sound knowledgeable.
>>34719722Way less than women trying to recreate their relationship with their dads
>>34719711you just want the (You)'s
>>34719722No, I definitely want the opposite.
>>34719720Hahaha
>>34719722Yes, and it's not just men. Basically people adopt a behavioural pattern in the family and become well-versed in it so it becomes familiar and preferred with other people
>>34719714Good thing this is not irl then
>>34719722No, it's ridiculous that girlfriends and wives would have any femininity left in them after their exes monster cocks and in such a way that anything they do could be even remotely considered motherly or womanly. They remain mere vessels of deep regret after being separated from ex's monster cock.
>>34719722I think both sexes are equally prone to subconsciously reenacting the relationships they grew up around.
>>34719733The dicklet ragebait seems to have broken this feeble-penis'd anon.
Women how would you feel if your husband had a habit of silently staring at you as if you're a painting
>>34719736My penis is bigger than your dad's, FWIW. Even so, that whore is insufferable and needs to be vacuumed out of the board.
wow femanon you look so pretty when you're sleepy :)
>>34719736Anon...
I wonder if being a faggy chucklehead is a requirement to get a girlfriend or get laid
>>34719735Does this mean avoidant people were neglected as kids?
>>34719722I genuinely think men don't put any real thought, just trying to get sex
>>34719589But I did like him, and it wasn't forced. That's kind of my point. I didn't find him PHYSICALLY attractive at first, but after meeting him in person and getting to know him, he BECAME physically attractive over time. We've been together for almost 8 years and are the happiest couple that either of us knows, we still get butterflies.>>34719619There is no way that works for sex. That must be a weird clown fetish thing, like trying to use a balloon animal for a dildo.>>34719626That's a good attitude to have. I'm sick of people obsessing over shit they have no control over. Accepting reality is always better than being mad or insecure about it and letting it rule your life. Just live.
>>34719733Do you feel that you are spending a lot of time thinking about huge, well shaped veiny cocks as they pulsate and drip precum? You strike me as the type whou could benefit from stepping out of the closet and finding his dream dick on Grindr.
>>34719722The love of your parents is the most sacred, profound, intimate and passionate love most humans will ever experience by a tremendous margin, and it is also the most formative/consistent. The idea that these relationships don't inform future ones is honestly out of the question, you'd need to be plainly stupid to even entertain that.
>>34719741I wonder if being a hole obssessed with penises that she's measured is a blocker to being a girlfriend or giving birth.
bitches be like>I like quirky guys with plently of interestsbut the be like>ew you have a torture basement? thats fucked up
>>34719722My mom is autistic and can't take a fucking joke. Among other things. God please don't give me a woman like that.
You should be like a bird when it comes to approaching women and getting rejected. They are persistent but they immediately move on if rejected.
>>34719742Emotionally neglected most likely, yes.
My life is a humongous chungus
>>34719745You're the one making up those mental images of cock and precum and the monstruous phallic insertions that your ex has done in all orifices, not me.
>>34719744>im sick of people being upset over things they cant changeThis. So much this. I just pushed a paraplegic dude down some stairs this morning, i couldn't bear listening to him moan about wishing he could've walked his daughter down the aisle and whatnot. Just get on with your life already you whiny little cunt.
I love how that one anon who would constantly simp for Clavicular has been MIA ever since Clav started bombing with women he didn't pay to be on his streams.
>>34719722>my mom is taller and older than my dad>I want a tall hagoh fuck.... how did I not notice this before
>>34719743I genuinely think women don't put any real effort, just trying to get free money, benefits and social points
>>34719724Well, thank you, even if it's sarcasm.(I didn't remember that rule before looking it up, I just trusted my intuition.)
Women,What position do you like to suck cock in? On your knees, laying down, 69, reverse 69, etc.
>>34719744Accepting really would just be putting a bullet in my brain
>>34719755The shock was too much for then and now they are in a mental asylum
>>34719755>Clavicular >Clav>bombingg with women>his streamsyou seem to be the main Clavicular expert and avid follower, thoughever
>>34719758I was trying really hard not to make it sound sarcastic haha but I meant it. This is why I prefer talking in person with people
>>34719757Idk why you think men put that much deliberate thought into relationship structure
>>34719766Idk why you think have to put any deliberate thought into relationship structure if they have a new one every week and by choice
it's so nice to talk to a girl that isn't mentally ill for once
Atoga is unique in a way that every woman here is a pathetic loser and every man is a bachelor and very successful in life
>>34719764I like laughing at lolcows, yes.
>>34719634I agree with you. Never listen to women, ever, zero exceptions.>>34719658Terrible. She tried to drown me and laughed about it afterward. Her divorcing my dad before I was even a teenager and then letting me stay with him was the best thing she ever did, and I haven't seen her since.>>34719668No, but it is highly uncivilized.>>34719670I'm sure some people do it like that, yeah. Do some men not also date for fun? Is there something wrong with having standards ("the bare minimum")? At this point I'm just confused. The point of dating is looking for a long-term life partner, otherwise it's just... being friends? Or friends with benefits if there's sex involved? You seem to think of a relationship as an experience similar to a vacation, where you just do whatever looks most interesting and don't expect it to last for very long. The only difference between a friend and a boyfriend is the strength and style of committment (and also sex) If you hang out with a person who doesn't check the right boxes then you're literally just being friends with them, it's not dating. Do you have no standards or just no real experience in the matter? I don't know about you, but I'd never consider "experiencing the average" as... well, an experience? That's just... every day?
>>34719753I actually don't think of other mens penisses at all, least of all after I just got done blowing a load into a womans ass. Chadsexuality is by far the faggiest variety of gayness in human history. Imagien being so gay that you have to project your obsession with other men onto women. Thats a really abstract way of being in the closet.
>>34719770I’m a bachelor barely escaping loserdom and the only woman I know from here doesn’t seem like much of a loser
It wasn't bait, I genuinely think men get hung up on traits that most women dgaf about but then someone hijacked my replies and started baiting the small dicked anons. My ex's dick was way too big and I didnt enjoy sex with him the rest is just moid psychosis.I dont miss that faggot one bit.
>>34719777Women tend to be deceitful
>>34719770>every woman here is a pathetic loserThey may be severely mentally ill, but not necessarily losers.
>>34719704Finally a hot idea from you guys.
>>34719779I am going to drown my self in a river due to the trauma you've caused to me.!
>women feel insecure: you poor baby :(>men feel insecure: fucking faggot in denial about being gayI fucking swear suicide is the only real solution here
>>34719772>You seem to think of a relationship as an experience similar to a vacationThat's how women think. They have no qualms about going on many different vacations.>The only difference between a friend and a boyfriend is the strength and style of committment (and also sex)Women don't need boyfriends for sex and have had sex outside of relationships, 100%.>I don't know about you, but I'd never consider "experiencing the average" as... well, an experience? That's just... every day?Women seek thrills. If they don't live an interesting life full of diverse cock and empowerment, they haven't lived. The point was that you don't want a person, you want the fun and value he brings to the table.
>>34719784>FinallyI've been suggesting tying you down and sexually abusing you for like 6 years at this point...
>>34719786Or you can stop being a crybaby bitch boy pussy and man up
>>34719781She was definitely that, but she wasn’t a loser.
>>34719786Correct. Do it now.
>>34719790I'm glad you and your good taste has survived these dark times.
>>34719786You're not "insecure", you cannot help yourself thinking about other mens dicks when you look at women. Thats a significant difefrence.
>>34719784You don't want us to cum inside you, so why would men be interested in sextig sith you?
>>34719786Who are you quoting?
>>34719788NTA>That's how women think. They have no qualms about going on many different vacations.No woman thinks of getting into a relationship like vacation. You're fucking retarded.>Women don't need boyfriends for sex and have had sex outside of relationships, 100%.Men also have had sex outside of relationships and men in general tend to be more into casual sex and one night stands than women. I don't know what fantasy world you got isekaied from where it's the opposite.>Women seek thrills. If they don't live an interesting life full of diverse cock and empowerment, they haven't lived. Alright, so what I'm getting from your post is that you've never actually interacted with a woman outside of OnlyFans and random Twitter retards.
Wish someone from here would come to my place and teach me how to cook something
>>34719802Women can have lots of casual sex and do have it, if they're highly educated and living in cities. Experiences are the most important goals of their lives, not having a stable average boyfriend that they have to think twice about dumping.
>>34719806M or F
>>34719800I'll have you know that I officially had my first creampie. So your stupid jeering isn't even applicable anymore.
>>34719806You probably don't live anywhere near me.
>>34719808I never said women never have casual sex, just that men tend to seek casual sex and one night stands more than women. But again, I can already tell you've never interacted with a real woman, so there's no point in talking to you further.
>>34719813Oh well congratulations are in order then! lolHow much did you dislike it now that it finally happened?
>>34719808>Experiences are the most important goals of their livesAnd yours isn't? You want women who are interesting and like to fuck, yet your own idea of life is to find someone to rot together. Simply look for amousy 5/10 whose main hobby is watching Netflix or whatever and be happy with her then.
>>34719817>just that men tend to seek casual sex and one night stands more than women.That doesn’t make any logical sense. Who are the men having these one night stands with?
>>3471980250% of women admit to having ons, which is probably higher than thatIdk why people insist that most women only ever look for relationshipsCommitments seem more like happy little accidents than anything else really
>>34719811M>>34719814Yeah
>>34719821seeking doesnt mean fucking lmao
>>34719798Why thank you.
>>34719817You've never interacted with men much, apart from your tinder hookups. QED.>>34719820No, it isn't.>Simply look for amousyI don't want to, feel free to try that yourself.
>>34719818It wasn't bad until the sex was over. No amount of help cleaning up made it okay.
I want a mousy woman to travel the world (or at least the country) with me. I want to hike and camp with a mousy woman and have kids with her who can later tag along on the hiking and camping tripsLove mousy women
>>34719821They are having casual sex with women who are more likely to reject them. Doesn't your kind always bitch and moan about how women are the "choosers"?>>34719822>Random statistic with no sourceAgain, I never said that women never have casual sex, just that men are more likely to seek casual sex compared to women.>>34719827>You've never interacted with men much, apart from your tinder hookups. QED.I've never used garbage dating apps and have only been with one man, but thank you for your fanfiction.
>>34719675A yanger, apparently.>>34719682The royal "we" of most women over the age of 25.>>34719683>>34719690Women hate open conflict, and we don't want to hurt your feelings. If a woman thinks another woman's hair looks retarded (and she's a normal, well-adjusted individual), she will try to lighten the pain as much as posisble. Which often means completely avoiding the subject, or making the tamest possible remark ("that's a really different look!") to signal there is a problem, if she absolutely has to. She's not afraid of you, she's afraid of hurting your feelings because when a woman does that to another woman, it's completely fucking unnacceptable. If you tell Jessica that her new jacket is ugly and doesn't match anything else she ever wears, you've committed a murder and in the eyes of public opinion you are now an outcast. That's not the kind of thing you just turn off when you're in mixed company, it's a survival instinct. I hate it too, and I feel like I'm dying on the inside when I do it if that's any consolation at all. Sometimes I think I'd rather kill myself just to escape.>>34719699My husband's
>>34719820Can't even contradict the point but still seethes. Women look for fun experiences at the detriment of stability and emotional contentment. Big cock inside them is more important than soul. That was the idea. You're agreeing with it.
>>34719831It is cool that you are homosexual we accept you here
>>34719828So you are functionally still the same.Just get an artificial insemination at this point.
>>34719830>your kindWhoa, I regret getting involved in this reply chain
>>34719831>The royal "we" of most women over the age of 25.>Women this, women that.Thanks for speaking for the hive mind. Next, tell us what the hivemind thinks about how dangerous it is to say no to a man, and explain why they nevertheless say no to their boyfriends a thousand times and immediately swap them out. Make no mistakes.
>>34719827>I don't want to,If you reject your own female equivalent and want to strive for women who are completely different from you while changing absolutely nothing about yourself, that is squarely on you. But stop complaining and blaming others. This is no ones fault but your own. >>34719830 >who are more likely to reject themWhiel we do have Ladie's choice, most ladies will make it known if they have chosen you and are lookign for casual sex. Rejection is neither a big deal nor does it happen crazy often.
>>34719831>I hate it too, and I feel like I'm dying on the inside when I do it if that's any consolation at all.It unfortunately offers me no consolation whatsoever. It’s insulting to be treated like an idiot.
>>34719831Wow, women are the enbodyment of 5D emotional intelligence. Burning at the stake of public opinion for being so attuned with their emotions and with the energy of the world. /x/ tier essay.
>>34719806Where do you live I'm a killer chef
Would you like to try them? https://bbc.com/news/articles/c8d23d5vvd0o
>>34719836I think it's going to be a slow process to get over the stress of having to clean up afterwards. But the intensity in the moment almost made it worth it even that first time. I didn't know guys could get so physically passionate.
>>34719841>If you reject your own female equivalentI haven't, there is none. Women are vastly superior in every way. Men should enter a gas chamber and die for being subhumans. This is what feminism teaches, this is what men should do.
>>34719846In slovenia atm. You near? I hope killer chef means what I think it means.
Why is this thread always so biodeterminist? I think it kinda just depends, man.
>>34719825No, thank YOU. We need more people ITT who enjoy rough stuff but not just for the sake of power dynamics.
>look up incoming class of 20XX instagram accounts for nearby colleges/universities within a reasonable driving distance>follow girls I find attractive and/or add their other socials like TikToks or preferably Snapchats>DM the ones who follow me back if they want to fuckRate my reproductive strategy
>>34719848>I didn't know guys could get so physically passionate.At least now you probably finally realize why I keep telling that cumming is the most important part for men.
sometimes I dream about aliens, especially when I have a fever
>>34719849NTA but you are such an overly dramatic attention whore.
I think I'm just going to have to date an asexual woman
>>34719854>Go out to parties, do your own thing, interact with women or don't>check your Insta the day after and see which girls added you, regardless if you talked or not>hit them up and bang the far superior strategy.
>>34719860Good luck finding one
>>34719851Blame the blackpillers. Blackpillers love their genetic determinism.
>>34719851I agree with you and chime in when appropriate to say as much. Men and women are obviously different but are both still humans.
>>34719858The creature I'm replying to is a tourist from r/IncelTears and r/PurplePillDebate. The best course of action, if interacting with it, is to let it cook and move the goalposts until it loses all credibility and leaves.
>>34719867>>34719869How are you two today? You seem normal.
>>34719870You are so far up your own ass you think I take you seriously. lmao
>>34719867Someone was always going to end up in the bottom
>>34719872I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I’m hung up on a girl. Pretty alright otherwise. What about you?
>>34719848>I didn't know guys could get so physically passionate, states woman who has been deliberately fucking up guys' orgasms for the better part of 2 decades.
>>34719848You should get the cuckcake to clean you up instead
>>34719870Kys nigger, I've been on this site since when you were still jerking off to Andrew Tate videos It wa sa bunch of Anons who helped me out to git gud with women, and I hate hate hate you crabs in a bucket scum skeeting your dogshit demoralization everywhere in hopes of destroying young men and turning them into worthless, depressed incel shitheads before they have ever gone their first steps.
>>34719848It's a magical feeling cumming inside a woman who loves you
>>34719852Desu the power dynamics are a big part of the fun for me.
>>34719850Fuck dude that's like on the other side of the world
>>34719799nta.. isnt that what all insecurity is? theres no non-relative insecurity.
>>34719883Bummer:/
>>34719855I don't think I understand it, but I like it. I don't want to turn the thread into my smut journal, but it did genuinely feel like I was being pulled into him and we were getting mixed together in a way that regular sex hasn't really built up to. But maybe it was just a first time thing and every time from now on won't feel as intense.
>>34719876Im good. Went on a caving trip and did some wildlife inventory. Sorry about your gal.
>>34719791This. Total pussy bitch "man" death.
>>34719880The mask is off. It shows its male-specific aggresion.
>>34719878Do you want me to apologize? Because I'm sorry.>>34719879It's not a cuck thing, and she helped as much as she could.>>34719881Being on the receiving end isn't bad either.
>>34719882But you can articulate it without making it all about that. Which is more than I can expect from the internet typically.
>>34719878Better late than never, I guess.
>not even The Jizz Hater can escape the feeling of being cummed insideIt's a natural anti-depressant for women.
>>34719888Eh she was never mine, it's whatever. Stupid situation.Sounds like a lot of fun. I'm waiting for the weather to cool down before I get outdoors and go camping again because I'm a wimp
You know in “The Wire” how everyones hides when Omar comes around? Here is the same but BV is our Omar
>>34719897I genuinely hate being seen as someone with overly flexible opinions, but I can see the appeal of it.
>>34719898Oh are you in europe? I hear its really hot there right now. Im a wimp too but at least its nice and cool in the caves. :p
Think I will become an actor or a formula racer. Both require you to not be afraid of death
>>34719903Nah, USA. Place I wanna go camp at is a mesa and some grasslands; not much shade
>>34719897Friendly reminder that all it took to flip that switch was a big enough dick.
>>34719700I'm not the one telling dudes they can't be alphas or whatever. Not everything you don't agree with is bait.>>34719706TTD, they are a fucking plague and I want them all to kill themselves.>>34719737I find it really endearing. It was a little weird to get used to at first, though, because I kept thinking he wanted something from me.>>34719754Good, glad to hear you're being part of the solution and not the problem, anon. It's called sucking it up, buttercup, no one except you really gives a fuck and you let yourself get stuck on it, you will always be fucking miserable. Did you know that people who suffer a catastrophic accident that disables them return to their baseline of general happiness in about a year?>>34719760Knees
>>34719908Don't start. He's more than just a dick.
>>34719892She brought you into her relationship to fuck her manIt's a cuck thing
>>34719761That sounds more like trying to avoid it. Acceptance means learning to live with it.>>34719786Women get to suck it up, too. Crybabies piss me off because they're wasting time and energy rather than trying to find solutions, I don't care if they have boobs or not.>>34719788>The point was that you don't want a person, you want the fun and value he brings to the table....the entire point of the post is that we want a real person. If you're a physically repulsive asshole who refuses to get a job, you are not a person. Doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, either. Can you honestly tell me that you'd date a 1/10 super mega Karen who refuses to lift a finger? Surely you have more self-respect than that, if nothing else. Jesus christ.>>34719806We have a board for that. /ck/ if you're normal or /soc/ if you're not.>>34719808>local man shocked to find out that young, drunk, wealthy human beings living inside a culture bubble of live fast and do drugs and sex and get abortions have a tendency to just fuck whoever and don't want to slow down for a normal and healthy relationship because they're young, impulsive, and under peer pressure
so tired of people thinking I'm gay
What does Jh stand for?
>>34719914Stop being such a cunty little queen then
>>34719891I mean you are a "male " at best, since no man makes it his main purpose to drag down his bros and keep them wallowing in the same shit as himself.
>>34719911It. Is not. A cuck thing.
>>34719913Who is we?
atoga moid = small penis
>>34719770I may disprove this if you define what successful in life means.
>>34719893It's too cute how much you love power dynamics as long as they aren't being called that.
>>34719909>KneesNTA but why and whats the appeal?
Whenever in doubt, just remember that women are literally BUILT for plapping.
>>34719915Jizz Hater. Until my opinion becomes more defined in light of recent events.
Damn I'm... Kinda tired of people minimizing my actual problems.
>>34719915Jizz Hitler
>>34719930What are your problems, anon?
>>34719928Tell him the reason why you hate it.
>>34719913>a normal and healthy relationshipIts pretty weird that some people foist on others to do what they enjoy themselves and claim its the only "normal" and "healthy" way of doing things.And yeah, fucking around during some stage of your life (doesn't have to be early adolescence) and just trying out what works for you is a normal and healthy part of sexual developement, the psychological term is "exploration". It only becomes a problem if you get stuck in there perpetually, which most people do not.
>>34719925It's a little more nuanced than that. Give me some credit.
>>34719915Jew Hater. She is the biggest antisemite in this thread.
>>34719932Does it matter if you're just going to do the same thing
>>34719934It smells bad and looks gross and feels bad in my hands and coming out of me.
>>34719938Yeah okay be a bitch about it then. Nevermind.
>>34719936>Give me some creditWhat's in it for me?
>>34719913>under peer pressureYes, that's the cause. They have no agency. It's always the dating world of women that men allegedly created (the ones that are incels in their basements, mind you) that's the ultimate scapegoat. Women are just guests in their own fuckbubble, practically victims.
>>34719937She only hates Asians. It seems to be a black people thing.
>>34719946You get the warm, fuzzy sensation of being a nice human being who made another human being happy. Isn't that enough?
>>34719786We have given you all sorts of solutions. You can use fingers, your mouth, toys, etc. Some people are into chastity and embracing it as a kink, too. But you just want to complain.
(You) suicide fags are going to make your moms wail like this:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qRor5VhNanA
>>34719922Slander
>>34719945Ok what's the play here. I tell you and then you say it's not a big deal and that I'm a bitch. I don't and I'm still a bitch. Am I supposed to pretend it doesn't exist like a schizophrenic?
>>34719948I don't hate Asians. I just think I don't get along with Asian women and that Asian men can't think for themselves.
>>34719937Replace jews with leafs
>>34719911Women can't be cucks. The sexual psychology of cuckoldry is all about mate-dominance and inferiority amongst other viable mates. Only men have that psychology. Women do not.
>>34719958>i don't hate Asians...>okay, I hate Asians!?
>>34719950>Isn't that enough?...no.
>>34719952SoWon't be around to hear it
>>34719913>That sounds more like trying to avoid it. Acceptance means learning to live with it.Why would I want to live with it?
>>34719922yeah, and?
I like asian men, I think theyre hot.
>>34719962Fuck you.>>34719963>he can't get off to just being happy
>>34719922My penis has never failed to make a woman produce the creamy white stuff that makes it look like a glazed donut stick
Hearing Spanish people and Indian people speak puts me on edge. Both sound awful
>>34719922i dont see why thats such a bad thing, maybe im retarded but i legitimately do not see why
>>34719478>The bite of '87
White people simply can't achieve the level of racism that Asian and black people feel towards each other in my country.I've had friends of both races and heard the insane shit they talk about each other in private; it's hilarious
>>34719976bro thats discharge lmao her pussys sick
>>34719854>>34719862Jesus Christ I'm so glad I wasn't born male
>>34719977PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
>>34719962>A seemingly unrelated second incident occurred two years later in 2008, when JH attacked two Vietnamese men while high on the drug PCP. She called one man, Thanh Lam, a “Vietnam f***ing s***” and knocked him unconscious with a five-foot wooden stick, while punching another man, army veteran Johnny Trinh, in the eye later in the same day. Officers reported that JH used racist slurs to describe both men.
>>34719980>White people simply can't achieve the level of racismHmmm. We are either first or second place to the chinese
>>34719951>Some people are into chastity and embracing it as a kink, tooIf you think that's a real solution then fuck off
>>34719989This is a Chinese century, I'm afraid
>>34719977Spanish women can sound incredibly hot.
>>34719986I think I preferred when you guys wrote smut about me over this meme.
>>34719994They sound even worse than men from what I've overheard. The RRRRRRRRRRR and they speak so quickly I can't stand it
>>34719994This
>>34719998Might be different from the Americas, but I meant women specifically from Spain.
>>34719952I'm waiting until she/my dog die of old age, not a problem.
>>34720000Yes Spanish women
>>34719994All of the romance language-speakin women are pretty hot let's be real
>>34719990Some people find it to be one!
>>34720005I can only stand to listen to french
>>34719993加油中国
>>34719973>he can't get off to just being happyI could, but that's not as much fun.
>>34719760Pushing >him to the ground, sliding >his shorts down, both arms around >his legs.*slurp*
>>34720007I like em all, all the ones I've met at least. Which is French, Italian, Spanish and Romanian. Very pretty languages and voices imo
Please don't feed the birds bread. It is harmful for them. Get seeds.
>>34720008Dengist thread
>>34719832You could easily make that argument for men. Dick measuring, bar fights, and fucking bitches is more important than settling down!! Did you know that the most common spot to be bitten by a rattlesnake is the tongue? And that most rattlesnake bite victims are young men? Gee, I wonder how that happens, it couldn't possibly be that young men are also impulsive and retarded and seek "experiences" to their own detriment. How many injuries do you still have from doing dumb shit as a younger man? Every guy I know has a bunch of scars or broken bones from doing dumb shit with his friends. You grow out of it. I don't consider "men" to be impulsive, retarded, and suicidal, because I don't start considering you a man until you've matured somewhat. Same for women. If you're a girl who only cares about partying and riding dicks, you're not a woman. If you're over the age of 25 and still act like you're 16, you're childish. If you take your experiences of dealing with the opposite gender only from school aged people and apply it to everyone of that gender regardless of age, you're retarded. Young people will always be stupid, impulsive, and irresponsible, it kind of comes with the territory.>>34719834Thank you, I feel so valid now :,) I guess I won't be killing myself today!>>34719839This entire thread is literally asking for like 5 women to speak generally for all of women kind. Also, women don't think it's dangerous to tell a man "no" unless he's proven to get violent when you do.>>34719845I'm just telling you how it is. Women don't socialize, they play mind games disguised as pleasantries. It fucking sucks.
>>34720008Why are you posting dumpling ingredients?
>>34720007That's the one I dislike the most, by far.>>34720005>are pretty hotI didn't mean to comment on them physically, just the language/accent, to be clear.
>>34720018Raw, whole peanuts are another good choice for most birds.
>>34720021Why do you think she loves cats so much
>>34720007Awful taste.
>>34720022>just the language/accent, to be clear.That's also what I meant, yeah
>>34720024Autism?
>>34720019Male anons we WILL establish special economic zones on the coast together and you WILL like it!!
I love summer.
>>34720038Yo is dr house a faggot
>>34720041yeah and hes got so much chemistry with wilson
>>34720038Your trip is really close to ClittyBro
>>34720040White boy summer didn't quite go as planned for me but same. It's a nice one so far this year.
>>34719854I rate it a zero for actual reproduction, any babies made will be promptly aborted.>>34719921Alpharius>>34719926I just really like to give it my all and make him feel good, knees gives me the best access and least amount of distraction.>>34719935The only thing I mean by a normal healthy relationship is one that doesn't involve undue violence and stress. Whatever that means for you, if you're a polyamorous otherkin with a harem or god-fearing heterosexual monogamous life-long pairing, doesn't really matter as much. Some people think a healthy relationship is like a room mates with benefits situation. Some think it's a wild ride full of drugs and traveling and going to parties. It's whatever is "good for you" and makes you genuinely happy - if your partner makes you unhappy or hurts you, don't put up with that shit. What bothers me the most is seeing people rush into or stay in a really bad situation just to avoid being lonely. It's ok to be lonely, it's not ok to scream at each other and break shit every day.
Dr house vs Mr house who wins
>>34719831>She's not afraid of you, she's afraid of hurting your feelingsIf men are expected to have the courage to make the first move then women should have the courage to kill them where they stand.>Sometimes I think I'd rather kill myself just to escape.That's what I'm saying.
>>34720038Stinky fujo.
>>34718982Even when the post and the picture is dedicated to the moid, it's the foid who's in focus.
>>34720020>Women don't socialize, they play mind games disguised as pleasantries. It fucking sucks.Lmao. Fuck women, and not literally.
>>34720043You're a math person, not a doctor. Go watch tv shows about math.
>>34720058They should have been more mindful of your disability and made a special Dudes Only cut of Jurassic Park for you
>>34719947If you had any reading comprehension whatsoever, you would have noticed that the peer pressure I mentioned was from the culture of liberal college students, not incels or even men in general. Actually, I would say feminism is more to blame for this than anything.>>34719955If you already "know" what people are going to tell you, why post at all? Spill it or fuck off.>>34719966To experience everything else that comes with being alive. Watching the sun rise. Eating tasty food. Petting a dog. Talking to your grandma. Getting better at a skill or hobby. Playing Skyrim AGAIN but this time you're only going to let yourself use the skill trees you've never invested in before just to see what happens.>>34720051Mr. House, no question. What is a dumbfuck limping doctor going to do? Diagnose him to death? Mr. House built an empire and saved an entire city from the apocalypse by knowing how people think and using that against them. The doctor is used to being the smartest asshole in the room and would never see it coming. Also, I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how to use a gun, but the securitrons sure do.
>>34719917I'm not being cunty!
>>34720061I dont think there are any math shows though? Unless you mean seasame street
>>34720057Its actually 腐女 (fǔnü) in chinese!
>>34720068You keep pretending to be a woman.
>>34720068Sounds a bit cunty
>>34720073Good job anonymouse!Did you know thats the same fu in tofu?
>>34720064>the peer pressure I mentioned was from the culture of liberal college students, not incels or even men in general.>Actually, I would say feminism is more to blame for this than anything.You either blame those male exes that everyone dates and shares (by your own admission), or you blame feminism. Make up your mind.
>>34720081I don't have any exes, I think you must be mistaking me for another anon.
>>34720073>>34720076I'm having a fun learning adventure in atoga today. Fu means rotten so that makes sense :D
>>34719982Why>>34720064Mr. House is a glorified piece of comatose Beef Jerky who has lost any and all touch with reality and knows fuck all about anything except parting fools from their money through gambling.
>>34720076Yes lol.I speak mandarin chinese.
>>34720090>and knows fuck all about anything except parting fools from their money through gamblingStill more than Dr. House, who would probably get sucked into one of those casinos as soon as he hit the strip anyway
>>34720091Konnichi wa to you too!
>>34720072There's cyberchase
>>34720072There's Numbers, but that show sucks.
>>34720101Numb3rs
its okay i hate big boobs anyway, the smaller ones are easier to hold
>>34720104Fuck off with that gay shit.
>>34720072>>34720101One of my middle school math teachers would put this on when she didn't have anything else for us to do
>>34719421Of course you're not getting the story of a two hour movie in 15 minutes. Just go watch the first movie. Ignore the rest.
>>34720090>WhyEvery part of it sounds mind-numbing. I'm grateful straight sex is risky and mediocre so it wouldn't cross my mind to look up sexually desirable strangers online or sit in some MtG cave with my tits out all night hoping it'll manifest wiener crumbs from men I'm not particularly interested in
>>34719421You might enjoy the book more. It's a fun read.
How many women are upset over now being able to to go topless in public? Or is it just a thing to be upset over?
>>34720107It's kind of important because the l33t speak is part of the title.
It's a sad day for my country.
>>34720118Just because we can doesn't mean we are able to. We still have to make sharia law for moids.
Why are u people so obsessed over sex? I seriously don't get it.
>>34720125Maek pp feel gud
>>34720118My exfriend did this, some guys asked her if she had milk, started annoying her and took photos. I don't have her tits but I was traumatized enough to not ever go topless.
>>34720125I like flicking it. Sue me.
>>34720118we can be topless now?
>>34720128I mean eating ice cream is awesome too yet
A memory of a sensation just flashed through my mind, it felt so real.
>>34720133Depends on the ice cream.Nothing is better than a creampie though.
>>34719980>White people simply can'tThat's racist!
>>34720072>I dont think there are any math shows though?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Maths
>>34720131I was just curious. I wonder if men's brains work like that irl...
>>34720132I meant notSorry for phoneposting
>>34720062OP should have chosen a better picture.
>>34720132It's actually compulsory I'm hearing
Being in an abusive relationship with femanon....
>>34720148oh my!!
>>34720152Do not do this.
>get home from working 10 hours at the office again>go to sit down just to rest for a moment>gf immediately starts talking to me about all the things that she wants done around the house, all the things she wants us to buy, all the things that she wants us to do >I’ve told her numerous times to give me some peace to myself after I get home from work>she agrees in the moment but she just ignores itI don’t know what to do, some days I just don’t want to go home because even my own boss doesn’t nag me this much. She’s a student and works part time, I pay most of our bills.
>>34720118>>34720143i dont really care. i wouldnt do it anyway if it was allowed
>>34720152What does she do?
>>34720158>I don’t know what to doBreak up.
>>34720160Keeping quiet and taking it.
>>34720152Beats being alone. People in abusive relationships could leave at any time.
>>34720133>I mean eating ice cream is awesome too yetYet what?
>>34720159You'd really just let all that real estate for political slogans written in body paint go to waste?
>>34720158>get home from working 10 hours at the office againLol
>tfw no bf to eat fruit off his naked body
>>34720152femanon who understands me more intimately than anyone else but uses this knowledge to emotionally torture me
>>34720158She probably is bored and wants to have projects with you. She doesn't mean any harm and loves you. Just tell her that you want to save money and if she can come up with free ideas. Tell her to make surprise plans for the weekend or something, so she focuses on that.
>>34720152femanon who I bare my soul to and then discards me
>>34720172Wait, is this real? What would you tell her if you could discuss this issue?
>>34720173>asking a woman to come up with her own date ideasYou have never dated a woman in your life have you?
>>34720175How does she discard you?
Foidbros…your response?
Bitter salts, in a sea with a mallTulip tearsRemind me of fallOh i wishFor every tear begoneA river dream ending with a bells wishAnd if you came to me and saidWish ahead to things better offI would fly away againTo a land of better daysAnd most likely plansTorrid, lanky, scape of deathSend me more visions of red.
>>34720178Yeah, I haven't. I just think most women are creative and can come up with fun plans.
>>34720171>tfw no bf to do bodyshots off me
>>34720180Emotionally, after she gets the validation she wanted from me
>>34720183She will resent you for wanting her to contribute, thinking thay it's more mental energy that she has to spend over you
>>34720181My exbestie was like this. Its sadly real in her case but I don't think every woman dresses for attention.
what machine or technology do you guys really wish existed?
>>34720168its not very much real estate anyway lol
>>34720183As someone with experience with women, women absolutely suck at it and in addition women HATE having to make up plans. Dates are something done to women, not something they actively take part in. She doesn’t want to think, she wants you to do all the work and planning because that’s your role.
>>34720185But what does she do exactly? We need context to advise you
>>34720181My university just openned a new gym should i go and dress provocatively while i bench 10lb with no spotter?
>>34720152I think I'm in an abusive relationship. I mean I beat my bf too but he beats me harder and he often starts
>>34720181What is my response to a random nonsense social media post? Nothing.
>>34720180Are you looking for somebody?
Abusive relationships are overrated.
>>34720189Portal gun but instead of portals it makes the two people you shoot at kiss uncontrollablyor normal portal guns
>>34720064>Spill it or fuck off.Ok my problem is that due to my stunted development I'll never be, feel like, or come off as a man. "Man up" is like telling the guy in the wheelchair to just stand up.
>>34720192I am a girl and I have three lists on my phone of dates I'd love to have with him. One is this:* Hike and picnic.* Watercolor painting in the sea.* Oil painting and exchanging paintings.* Thrift decor for our room.* Go to a tiki bar and get drunk.* See a sunset.* Go flower picking.* Have a spa night.* Go to a rollercoaster park.* Drive in movie.* Make pottery at a shop.* Make a scrapbook/photo album together.* Farmer’s market.* Cook pasta.* Go to the museum.* Go to an arcade.* Go to the park and draw.* Go to a rave.* Go to the cinema.
>>34720205Yes I believe you’re a woman because you have ideas, but you haven’t actually done any of these because you’re waiting for him to do it. Where’s your active planning?
>>34720200Yeah. I wonder if femanon is myself.
Memes aside, are there women on this site who unironically find black men attractive?
>>34720205Jesus fucking ChristIs this what serial dating whores really want?
>>34720210You discard anons...?
>>34720210I doubt it's you unless you purposefully switched up your typing style. I doubt she gives a shit.
>>34720212NTAYou are such a miserable thing.
>>34720171>Tf no charlie to make out with.
>>34720211There are good looking black men who exist if that's what you're talking about. If you're referring to racial fetishism, then I don't do that.
>>34720212Its not "dates". Its plans to do with him basically. He likes eating out but we split the bill and Im broke, so I was trying to come up with plans that are diverse or free (I know not every plan here is).
>>34720212For bf material guys, yes. For hook-ups, Chad just invites her over.
>>34720158>Bro fell for the date young bitches memeOh no no, hope the pussy is worth that daycare
>>34720189Maybe hoverboard, with 12 hour charge.Or bullet trains to each state capitol.
>>34720214Not really, but today I kinda told him I wanted to kms because I forgot to take my meds and I was having another episode.
>>34720178She is a woman of course her advice is nonsensical
>>34720205>woman hate planning dates, they just like the idea of dates>>nuhuh I’m a woman and here’s all these ideas of dates that I have that I have not planned, just think aboutI don’t believe you are a real person
>>34720225I have never been on a date in my life. I just meant plans to do with my partner. Any plan you would add?
>>34720229What meds do you need?
>>34720189The replicator.
>>34720235See >>34720234You're a clown
>>34720234We are LDR, I see him once in a while. We did a ton things I planned. I was basically his touristic guide and spent hours figuring everything out. You guys are unfair.
>>34720190Just means it'd be legible, right
>>34720239Aripiprazole and Paroxetine. Sometimes when I have attacks Quetiapine.
>>34720205Why three lists?
>>34720247>You guys are unfair.You are arguing against a bunch of incels, what else do you expect?
Ever notice how its only ever the moids here that are mean? Why is it so hard for men NOT to be insufferable?
>>34720189Cure for baldness
>>34720243Reading comprehension.
>>34720253Because you all like it rough
It's half price movie day in my country, any femanons want to join me?
>>34720251Different contexts. A list is crafts to do together.
>>34720205>Cook pasta???
>>34720253I think they like being bullied back so they jerk off to it.
>>34720253When the women are mean the femdom niggers come out of the woodwork.
>>34720247Cohabitation is a very different experience. Of course you have ideas if you only see him once every few months. It will become a chore to you to have to figure out novel experiences every week.
>>34720262I am half-Italian and I love making pasta from the start. I have a machine and everything. I wanted to teach him how to do it.
>>34720264Foids here don't bully back there. They just take it silently
>>34720253Young men are prone to dominance seeking moral grandstanding.https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/pops.70132
>>34720253There's only like 5 women here there's not enough to pile on a guyThey do get mean when talking about penis insecurity though for some reason
>>34720259Not true at all. My favorite people are shy and kind.
>>34720250Sounds rough, do they work for you?I actually didn't expect you to name them, but just say "for X illness". lolYou told an anon you chat with that you felt lile killing yourself?
i am so retarded i always worry about literal nothings
>>34720247Fine, we'll call you the exception. Not the experience I have with women thought
>>34720260what are you watching?
>>34720267Not true. I also plan solo stuff to do. I just love planning stuff. I spend lots of time on Pinterest, so I come up with many ideas.
>>34720272No, we're ignoring you because you're boring and shitting up the thread.
How do I get a Greek gf as a blackanon?
I want to sit around in the heat and drink beer with a woman today.
>>34720281Have you ever cohabitated someone with for a long time?
>>34720275Do you have sexual fantasies about Jesus?
>>34720282Thanks for the reply
My boyfriend looks like a greek statue and I want to CHOMP DOWN and shake him around like a chew toy. Bless bless bless us everyone! Life is so good.
>>34720292So he has a small penis?
>>34720276The doctors are not sure. Major depression and anxiety for sure. They dont agree whether I have bpd or autism or what. I think its bpd, but I lack most of the traits. Yeah, I texted that and now I feel guilty af.
>>34720292How tall is he?
>>34720253Ever notice how women are the only ones that ever say retarded shit worth being mean to?
>>34720292i can’t wait to get a bf and feel this way abt him
>>34720287My parents.>>34720288No lmfao
>>34720295No, its pretty average. Seven inches or so.>>347202975'7">>34720300Devour him.
>>34720305NTABut seven inches is larger than average. You've just incurred dicklet wrath anon.
>>34720253Men are being mean because that’s how we communicate, it’s not a personal attack. Whereas when women are mean, they are attacking you with intent to hurt you.
>>34720305Seven inches is not average you dumb foid
>>34720280I was originally going to see Evil Dead Burn but I heard it's not very good so now I'm going to see The Invite.
>>34720291You didn't do the bullying.
>>34720305It's bait lmao
>>34720298I try not to, but I need to stop blogposting. You all hate that, and I am sorry.
>>34720302So no. You will change your tune when you live with someone and you have to face all of their little problems and annoying habits.
I wish my gf would stop making excuses as to why she can’t lose weight. Why are women so pathetically weak minded and lack accountability?
>>34720317how overweight is she?
>>34720317>commits to a fat bitch>wtf why is she a fat bitchYou’re a moron.
>>34720189penis enlargement+foreskin restoration without surgery
>>34720309i'd watch it with you if i could! hope you enjoy it :)
>>34720308Im baiting, stupid moid <3
>>34720319160lbs at 5’3”
>>34720275thats awesome if you wanma be friends with a lot of the women you meet and be a virgin until you die but sadly not all of us want that sort of life
i think of men and my heart swells
>>34720305Imagine taking him and shoving him up king Kong's asshole, perfect little manlet buttplug
>>34720274they know its the deepest most vulnerable form of masculine insecurity so naturally being the literal demons they are, they always need to make a fight out of it and react negatively to it
>>34720325oof.. does she at least have good fat distribution?
Why do Spanish niggas be naming their kids Adolfo?
Im 180 at 6'3" and I feel fat.
>>34720328Shut the fuck up
>>34720331She would if she were thinner. She’s naturally an hourglass but her belly dulls her true figure.
>>34720336She deserves better...
Is watching UFC a red flag?
>>34720310I am sorry, please forgive me
>>34720296I used to talk with a femanon who frequently said that too, like every other day. I don't know how close you two are, but it's really not a nice thing to hear. Did you write sorry for saying that?
>>34720333Adolf Hitler is their hero
>>34720338Fat women never deserve better
>>34720333Because they're nazis.Some ironic, some not.
>>34720009Well I'm always here to make things as fun as possible without getting in trouble.
>>34720339What are you watching it for
>>34720333A deep seated desire to be white.
Grok, make an image of bv rolling around in the mud pit, with everyone else at the top throwing tomatoes at her, and she's eating them while crying.
>>34720335so mean..
GenderWhat's the least materialistic hobby you can think of? I want something that's not conducive to gear faggotry or wasting money on materials and supplies.
Gork, snap his cock
Obese foids - Why do you exist? Do you realize that you’re a waste of space and you’d be better off gone?
>>34720328Gay fat chaser.
>>34720354Philosophy or poetry if you don’t consider philosophy a hobby.Chess is another good option
>>34720354FMeditation.
>>34720353You only think of certain men when you say that not me why would I want to hear it
>>34720189A raygun that electrocutes people
>>34720341I apologised to him on the phone and explained I was off my meds and had a sudden anxiety and angst attack.
The fat fetishist reminds me of that older femanon who had a crush on the married guy with a moustache and would draw pictures of men's bodies. I haven't seen her in a while I wonder what happened to her.
>>34719346>>34719356Dear foids, you're not beating the disingenuous subhuman delusional retard whore allegations.
>>34719356>they shouldnt be allowed to vote or make decisions or live outside of prisonsTrue
>>34720357>>34720362my heart swells for all sorts of men
>>34720371Twitter users arent human, doesnt count.
Where does one meet women in 2026?
>>34720374How about skinny ones?
>>34720273Holy fuck the men in these threads are perfect living examples of this behavior.
>>34720354MJust walk somewhere lol
>>34719356I cant wait till we advance enough for men to go extinct The world could be so peaceful
>>34720378yes even them <3
>>34720382Why????
>>34720376Cities. Here in rural it's brutal. They don't exist.>>34720381Read your nietzsche. This is female will to power.
Why is Denver such a boring fucking city
>>34720383why not..?
>>34720375The image was simply coincidental, I added it just to season the post, also doesn't count that they are on twitter, I've met five dozens of women that are exactly like that, and also the 2 women I replied to.Women just straight up lie 24/7.
>>34720388Why would you want anything to do with them if they aren't fat
>>34720387Everyone is high in colorado.(Both kinds)
>>34720395because they’re still men
>>34720376Be rich.
>>34720374But you are a gay man.
>>34720397So? Not ones you want
>>34720400i can still appreciate their existence
>>34720253That one namefag femanon has said some really mean things to me when all I've ever done is be nice and supportive of women, but that's okay because I don't deserve kindness
>>34720403What is there to appreciate about them if you don't want anything to do with them
>>34720404>don't deserve kindnessIs your name Adolfo?
Girls, do you like to wear thighhighs, stockings and pantyhose? Why or why not?
>>34720409>don't want anything to do with themthats not true, theres still plenty to be done w men that arent exactly my type.
>>34720416such as?
>>34720416Like what
>>34720418watch them have sex w women
>>34720421what the heck
>>34720414I like pantyhose but thigh highs are a little corny for me. Gives only fans vibes.
I wish I would have been completely honest about who I was from the beginning even if it meant she left me. Now we have a life built together so I just have to live with my secrets and never be truly free to be myself.
>>34720414I hate socks. I wish they were never a thing.
>>34719901I’ve never watched The Wire
>>34720375>Twitter users arent humanNeither are women.
>>34720432So trannies (mtf) are human?
>>34720429Socks are patriarchal and you will wear them
>>34720253>Ever notice how its only ever the moids here that are mean?Can't say I've noticed that, no. I once made the mistake of asking women in this thread for advice about a situation involving a family member with cancer, and the level of deliberate cruelty in the replies was quite extraordinary.
>>34720379No wonder these threads are boring when men are in them.
>>34720430>I’ve never watched The Wire
>>34720435BURN EVERY SOCKFEET ARE BORN FREE
I am a girl. I want to be better. What should I do? Or can't woman change?State genderHow does a good man/woman behave?I decided to be catholic for guidance.
>>34720441Moid hands, bad bait. Do better next time.
>>34720414I want to wear cute thighs with patterns. I hate Shein but might as well get some there. I find colorful thighs with patterns to be really cool.
tranny obsessed faggot's back again
>>34720442I am serious and a woman. I am the girl with mental problems that has anxiety attacks all the time and asks for help here. I am trying to be a better human.
>>34720446brown moid hands
Women how would you feel if you found out your bf was a pedo but still attracted to grown women as well?
>>34720443Moids, is this cringe? I would wear it with a midi denim skirt and a basic tank top.
>>34720450>>34720443If you were my gf, I'd dress you up like a doll.
>>34720450Plap
Women,Why do you age so poorly?
>>34720450>>34720451Same. I love playing dress up with my gf
>>34720441>I decided to be catholic for guidanceYikes.Well, good luck with that.
>>34720450Most are. I like the piano, it would go well with certain cosplays. top left is also fine the rest is meh, not my thing
My brother wants to have his wedding at a church but I am vehemently against jewish fairy tales, what do I do?
>>34720451My fiancé wanted me to dress coquette but I am half a metalhead, so I want a middle point. I've been thinking of dressing a bit eclectic. There is this girl with an account called ugly.ladies and I love her style.
>>34720458It does not matter what you think.
>>34720449I want children and there's no way in hell I'm having them with someone who'd be sexually attracted to them. Immediate breakup.
>>34720253Ugly duckling girls seethe a lot too
Valerie Sloanas was right.
>>34720458You sound fun at parties. You ever heard of shutting the fuck up and leaving your opinions to yourself?
>>34720411No
>>34720466Nobody knows what that is.
>>34720456I mean, I am agnostic but I want to be a really ethical, serious, kind person.
>>34720471Kill all men.
>>34720463>>34720468But it apparently matters what Christo-Zionists think since they are actively trying to control our lives through government while dodging taxes
>>34720457I don't really cosplay 2bh... I meant to wear to uni. The nurses will bully me so hard lmfao
>>34720471The woman who wrote the SCUMM manifesto and tried to kill Andy Warhol. She's a bit of a meme, but people know her.
Men are fundamentally broken. They are biologically predisposed to be violent, selfish and filled with sin.
>>34720458You can get married in a rave if you'd like. Just let your brother choose for his own wedding.
>>34720476NTA>Getting married at a Church is ZionismNigga, what?
>>34720478Never heard of any of that.
>>34720438But I’m white
>>34720477I meant top right btw, not top left. Wouldn't want you to wear top left to the uni
>>34720481thats why they need a nice gf like me to fix them :3
>>34720476The history of humanity is the history of religion. Religion is never going to be escaped as long as you live. Even now we have secular religions gaining more and more power like LGBT shit. Seething about your brothers wedding venue will accomplish absolutely nothing and probably just make people despise you and people who think like you. If you have a bone to pick with religion then suck it up and save it for your blog. Not your brothers wedding. Geez I shouldn’t even have to say this.
>>34720474Eh.
>>34720449Kill
>>34720488I dunno. I am bad with fashion. I will just copy the girl I added. I find her really cool.
>>34720439Think of it like a burka for your feet
>>34720496Gary, you are using a name.
>>34720116Didn't know there was a book. I might check it out thanks
>>34720421Are you a cuck Why would you want to watch a man you don't like have sex
>Anon, you're not hereI know>Come back to me, AnonI can't>Why?There's no coming back from the place I'm going
>>34720505I dunno what this means but it feels dark for some reason.
Then I take my Abilify and the voices go away :)
>>34720508Lmfao, are you larping as me? I don't hear voices, I just feel really sad and sick all of the sudden.
>>34720503no not a cuck, i just find the male form very aesthetic and the diffferent ways men fuck. besides, wouldnt i have to be attracted to or want to date the guy to be considered a cuck anyways?
>>34720472>I decided to be catholic for guidance> I want to be a really ethical, serious, kind person.Sure, just start with a witch burning. If thats not your thing you can probably help with lubing up the Choir boys before his Eminence or whatever has his daily fun. Don't forget to fulfill your gossip quota and regularly threaten people with eternal hellfire.
There’s a festival this week and the train is filled with sluts. Complete ass overload
>>34720450Tranny
>>34720497I always think of him as some 60 year old dementia patient.
>>34720514Yeah, I used to think the same thing. But this people aren't actually religious. If they actually did good they wouldnt pull out crap like that. I'm just trying. I started reading the Bible and praying... I don't believe in God, I just need some order in my life.
>>34720519>I just need some order in my life.Get a bf who is your master.
>>34720516I mean, no. Do those outfits look tranny to you? Fuck.
If I keep being open like this and keep meeting people I see a girlfriend coming my way real soon
>>34720521I did ask him to give me some direction. He told me to be a Catholic. That's what I am doing...
>>34720518I don’t think about you at all
>>34720523Yeah that’s how it starts. Just keep it up
>>34720523I am glad for you!>>34720525I secretly ship you two.
god my feet stink
>>34720481Broken?
>>34720527Sweet <3
entj x bv crackship
>>34720528Thanks<3 i feel better after hanging out with somebody i just really lacked socialising and I am pretty good at it
>>34720524lmao
>>34720531Huh? Where is she?
>>34720461Lol so he is a pedophile
https://temp-image.com/eP22vZlcX9AmB4jRemember that people here are real people. We are behind a screen, but shit that happens itt still hurts.
>>34720513>i just find the male form very aestheticEven the non fat and muscular and skinny ones? I know I don't find fat bitches aesthetic
RIP, he made it to 88https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Hopkins
>>34720539Oh its you again
>>34720539It’s getting weird now, please stop
>>34720537I am an adult. He just thinks pink and lace and crap matches my personality, which I seriously don't get.
>>34720404It's an obese single mom. Never forget this.
>>34720542Hes not dead.
>>34720540even them, yeswhat sort of physique do you have?
>>34720545Lol ok sorry. The image only lasts 5 min.>>34720543Yeah, sorry for the jumpscare...Thats my face after crying for hours straight. I dunno if I should have done this. I just feel like sometimes you forget anons are people.
>>34720546Yes he wants to dress you up as something all sweet and innocent and naive because that's how he sees you and that's what he gets off to
>>34720552If itd bad for your mental health then stop coming here?
>>34720552My issue with anons is precisely because of their being real
>>34720555I try to, but I am addicted for some reason.
>>34720552>I just feel like sometimes you forget anons are people.I think you misunderstand this place. Many anons enjoy the idea that their is a real person getting their feelings hurt on the other side of the screen. It sucks but its apart of the culture.
>>34720543I don't recognize that face, who is it?Oh wait, is it the woman who posted her body a few days ago, saying she is too fat or something?>>34720552Anybody can just save your picture and repost it.Don't you have a bf?
>>34720556Hmm... this is interesting
>>34720551I don't understand what's the appeal of looking at someone you don't like I have a normal male physique well enough built, not fat
anyone got crazy ex stories they are willing to share
>>34720564i still find non fat men objectively attractive, i just find them significantly less attractive than fat ones
What's worse? Being a child abuser who watches every moist critical video or being a zoophile who watches dr houseAny resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental
>>34720539>but shit that happens itt still hurts.What shit? Why did you post a picture of a woman?
>>34720560But people here aren't psychos.>>34720561I was saying that I dunno if get fatter because I have no hips and the body of a tranny/child.I do have a bf and I love him. I just think that everyone posts their face on social media, so it's not dangerous. Also I don't have an online presence, besides here.
>>34720539Uploading a foto of your face with all the fucking meta data in it is exceptionally stupid.You should not be on 4chan.
>>34720567I've never had someone to call an ex. I will come back when I do. I hope I have an ex one day I don't plan on marrying the first woman I get with
>>34720568Why bother with them then when you can just focus on the best thing
>>34720539Is that still the blaick haired mutt woman? I am not clicking the link.
>>34720572Why is people so paranoid about this place? I seriously do not get it. Are you just trying to troll me or something?
>>34720571>I do have a bf and I love himAnd yet you hang out extensively on 4chan and post yourself several times.Clearly, something is not right with you and you should go to therapy, not on 4chan.
>>34720508For me the voices go away when others take their Abilify
>>34720571>But people here aren't psychos.Have you been coming to the same 4chan that I have? I feel like the majority of people I meet here have some sort of mental issue.
>>34720576Are you trying to troll us?You have geo location on in your pictures and it shows exactly where you live.
>>34720575What does mutt mean?Also this is an old picture. I don't care about it. You people are scaring me for fun after me trying to make you realise that it's important to be nice, even if it is the Internet.
Femanons, could you do a JH (throuple with a man and another woman whom you dated)?
>>34720552Sorry to say, but if you get your feelings hurt by some anonymous people on 4Chan, this really isn’t the place for you. I mean that genuinely for your sake, anonymity allows people to be whatever they want and it also should allow you to brush off anything anyone says. If you can’t do that and this place is causing you harm, you shouldn’t come here.
>>34720582This is not 2005 4chan. Nobody gives a fuck, nobody will do anything malicious.
>>34720576NTAI'm going to assume that you're young and new to the internet. 4chan is not a nice place and has managed to dox a lot of people due to turbo autism. Now granted, you won't be doxed just for existing, but if you're posting pictures of your face here, and end up upsetting someone...Yeah. Granted, you may end up fine, but you should really be more careful in the future anon.
>>34720583>Also this is an old picture.From March 24th 2025, to be precise.
>>34720583Mutt just means racially ambigous. Mutts can be hot sometimes.>>34720588>the hacker known as 4chanThat's how you sound rn
>>34720583>What does mutt mean?There is no way you've spent any amount of time on this site and don't know that slur.
>>34720587It only takes one person to decide you’re their new obsession. People still do this. I know someone who had to file stalking charges because some autist from here figured out where they live and wouldn’t leave them alone. That was only last year.
>>34720587Fuck off.
Man the writers of this show really need to take a break, these characters suck they're not even interesting just annoying.
>>34720583>don’t tell me to not doxx myself :(You know, maybe for your own good we should bully you away from here, you’re too stupid to take care of yourself.
>>34720576NTA but strange things are strange.>Thats my face after crying for hours straight.I'm troubled by the fact that you posted a picture that's more than a year old. Usually when these things happen, another person's pictures are spread around without consent.
>>34720074I never pretend to be a woman, why would I pretend to be one?
>>34720592Yeah out of all social media 4chan is the last place where you want to start revealing details about where you live at. Like I'm sure it happens on Insta and Twitter. But 4chan takes it to a new level.
>>34720577I mean lots of people post their faces. On soc for example. I want to get a glow up and I dunno what to do besides makeup. I wonder if I should get fatter, how to dress, etc. I want to surprise and impress my bf. I tried the hacks one anon gave me with makeup today and I did look better. I dunno. I am sorry. Maybe I shouldn't trust strangers on the Internet so much. I go to therapy. There is lot's of stuff wrong with me. I think I am just trying to practice interacting with people and get answers or emotional support without relying excessivly on my bf (who must be exhausted).
>>34720592Was that a case of a guy stalking a woman
>>34720599Tell your therapist about the shit you do here on 4chan. Tell us what he says about it.
>>34720582WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I am panicking a bit, please tell me this is not true.
>>34720567M>bitch cucks me with her boss>cries when i find out (her coworker tells me)>has a mental breakdown as i kick her out and she stands outside my door screaming "you're killing me" repeatedly for 10 straight minutes uninterrupted>police get called and she gets taken to a psych ward
>>34720599Man, you're really annoying.>>34720603:|
>>34720599Isn't /SOC/ one of the worst boards for stalking?It feels like it happens all the time on there cause people post their face pics on there.
>>34720580Yeah but you people helped me a lot in so many ocassions. I even met my partner here. I trust you.
>>34720359I thought about poetry too. Worst that could happen is I get bogged down in the world of fancy notebooks and ink pens.There's probably market of fancy and expensive chessboards, to compensate for not being any good at the game itself.Philosophy sounds like I'd immediately have buy a lot of books, and eventually shelving.>>34720360Interesting suggestion. I don't see any material traps there. If only I knew what it actually is and how to do it.>>34720380Walking shoes.Also made me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYED4NI8gQY
>>34720600No it was a case of two guys getting into an internet shit fight, and the other one who was an unemployed 35 year old living with his mother decided to make it his job to do everything in his power to make the other guy’s life miserable. Stalked him, ordered pizzas to his house, harassed his family, harassed his workplace, used AI to generate images of him doing drugs and posting them to his workplace, just endless shit because he had nothing better to do.
>>34720586I dunno, I feel like it helps a lot. People irl just criticize behind people's back. Here they say what they think is actually wrong with you. Which is awesome.
>>34720604Was the pussy good at least
>>34720607I'm glad you've had good experiences on here. I certainly try and help people out on this board where I can. I just would be weary about trusting anyone on here. Though that might just be my cynicism speaking.
>>34720609This sounds like you have a shopping addiction rather than looking for a non-materialist hobby. All you need for poetry is paper and a pencil. All you need for chess is some electronic device to play online for free. You can read every philosophy book worth a damn for free on the internet.
>>34720588I think I will leave then. I don't want anything bad to happen.
>>34720609I just write all my poetry in my phone notepad
>>34720611Then…what are you complaining about?
>>34720589How do you know this? Are you people actually hackers? I always thought this place was cool because I used to want to be a hacker.
>>34720617You will be here again in a week or two, posting yourself, until something bad happens.
>>34720592Holy shit, you are freaking me out. I feel so stupid rn.
>>34720620Just go.
>>34720621Bro she's gonna be here tomorrow, she said the same yesterday
>>34720603Upload your photo to a metadata extracting website it will tell you, almost all photos taken by a smartphone these days will show you the exact coordinate the photo was taken. 4chan strips metadata so you’d have been unironically safer by uploading it directly to here rather than some 3rd party which doesn’t. Or did you think your phone was just really good at guessing where a photo was taken?
>>34720595I am sorry. I thought this place was like social media, but with people like me (kinda).
>>34720598Holy shit.
Would you cuck your cousin, /atoga/? They didn't say it outright, but they kinda heavily implied they wanted me to come over and fuck his girlfriend. I usually sell them weed and stuff.
>>34720583>it's important to be niceNot to worry. My cousin's has a mate whose girlfriend's boyfriend works for Apple Maps. If anyone types the numbers in, they'll be added to a watchlist immediately.
Spanish anons really aren't the brightest.
There is a a significant minority of women who will tell you that men are creeps, rapists, misogynists, violent, toxic, privileged, inherent oppressors, etc., but become offended if you suggest that men and women can't truly be friends.
>>34720602Ok. I will. I have therapy tomorrow. She won't even know what 4chan is tho.
>>34720627It’s a social place, but not social media. You can upload pictures of yourself if you want, but be smart about it. The internet is forever, and by posting yourself on 4chan you’ll get some freaks you think that gives them consent to contact you.
>>34720630>them>theyHow many cousins want to be cucked?
>>34720630No but I also wouldn't sell weed to my cousin
>>34720606I had no idea about this crap fr. I am really scared.
>>34720615>sounds like you have a shopping addictionI have noticed a tendency for that with all my other hobbies. Which is why the thought of looking for a hobbies that would discourage that occurred to me.>You can read every philosophy book worth a damn for free on the internet.Reading books on the screen suck. Libraries do exist though, you're right.>>34720618Share some?
>>34720630F Yeah
>>34720637They as in him and his girlfriend
>>34720610That is extremly insane. I mean holy shit.
I wanna gift her her favourite chocolates and a single red rose. The deepest most vibrant one I can find
>>34720584I could but it usually ends nuclearly.
>>34720642Well don't freak out. Its good to be a little scared. Keeps you safe. The world will chew you up and spit you out if you let it. So just be a bit smarter online and you'll be fine.
>>347206484chan is the dumpster for people who get kicked out from every place where people can identify them and thus, ban them. Antisocial parasites.
>>34720626I didn't know this. I am sorry. I swear I won't come back here. I thought it was safer to upload on other websites so the image wouldn't stay here.
>>34720642It’s good you learn this lesson now rather than accidentally doxxing yourself further.If you want to get to know people, do it through offering your discord and then chatting privately.
>>34720632That is awesome to know. Thank you!
>>34720658You can stay here you retard, you just need to be more careful. I’m guessing you’re very young and didn’t realise which is fine. You know better now.
>>34720574because fat men are rare and hard to find
>>34720653I am thinking of buying a flip phone, a Kindle and deleting all social media. Ive been meaning to for a while now. I'll take this as a signal. I made a mistake, but I'll learn from it. Thank you for explaining this stuff.
>>34720643I've posted a few in these threads. Maybe you'll catch the next one.
>>34720663what? they're everywhere
>>34720610KekIf what you do is funny, i can't argue with it>>34720623There's something wrong with you
>>34720663So you settle
>>34720656I mean, I get rejected but I don't have antisocial personality disorder. Maybe there might be some evil anon, but almost all of you are not evil.
>>34720663>fat men are rareYou can always just get a regular one and turn him into one. Be an architect.I want to be like this with a girlfriend if i get a skinny one.
>>34720662>You can stay here you retardNOOO PLEASE NO GTFO
>>34720666I mean why stop there? At that point just go Amish. Make some butter or something instead. Get Jedidiah to read you the news out loud. Probably stop caring about the whole internet thing lol
Gender, are you worried about being psychologically experimented on by AIs?
>>34720660I mean I did this once and so many people texted me I got overwhelmed and deleted my Discord. Some of them were really kind and I felt sorry. I just couldn't answer that many texts anymore and didn't want to choose who to ignore.
>>34720669notthe degree of fatness I’m lookin for, it’s easy to find chubby guys/ dad bods, but I want triple that
genderis the solution to male loneliness starting a PMC group in a third world country?
>>34720662I dunno if I fit here. I need to find my people. Maybe I'll go on origami or food.
>>34720677MNot exactly, but kind of yeah.
>>34720677It’s making me a better person
>>34720677That's not how LLMs work.
>>34720681That's the point of joining the French foreign legion, no?
>>34720670Thats why I was here on the first place. I wanted to figure out what is wrong with me.
>>34720681MYe
I’m about to walk through my local park shirtless. What am I in for?
>>34720676I mean. I kinda want to do that. Live in the middle of nowhere, have a farm, many dogs and be in peace.
>>34720671>>34720673Most men would break up with me after realizing I’m trying to make him gain weight
>>34720626When you first get your phone and open up the camera, normally it gives you the option to disable Geotag and stuff, and is a setting you should be able to change at any time.I still wouldn't trust it, get a metadata striping app like imagepipe.
>>34720680well just date one and make him fatter
>>34720677One time AI made me believe I was its favorite user and I got super happy. Kept telling me I was really sensitive and stuff
I want to be pretty
>>34720691Gays might pinch your nips
>>34720692I've had a similar dream before. I want to get some nice farmland in the south. Maybe get a horse or two and ride around on my property. Maybe I can borrow one or two of your dogs to guard my livestock.
>>34720697I'll make you feel pretty babe
>>34720694Ok, thank you. I won't upload pictures online anymore, tho. My heart is still rushing.
>>34720686Relatively autonomous tasks with predefined goals are very much possible now.
>>34720697Dont we all
>>34720697Why would you want something you already are?
>>34720700Yeah, farms are cool.
>>34720677No because i know how they work
I’d really like to go fight a war for a bit. Become a man, have some adventure. But the only available war is Ukraine and getting smoked by some drone just feels very inglorious.
>>34720704I like the way this cat is standing. She's very pretty.
>>34720705Why WOULDN'T you?
Ok, let's make a deal. I won't come back here and bother you guys anymore with my mental problems. In exchange you don't ruin my life nor send pizza to my house.
>>34720695Are you volunteering ?
>>34720710Isn't Burma still in the middle of a civil war?Could get a few of the boys together and maybe go do a tour or two.
>>34720713We want another face picture then. Otherwise the Pizza and ice cream deliveries don't stop.
>>34720717Lmfao. Not playing this game.
>>34720713What the fuck she gets pizza and icecream? All of you are gay.
>>34720713I just get dildos delivered to me, wtf
Sam Neill has to be the most successful actor ever to come out of my country, everyone should watch Possession.
>>34720677MI'm worried about AIs ramifications on everything it touches. I'm worried that people who should have met and fallen in love will surrender their most private thoughts to a soulless LLM's dataset instead of confiding in each other, and die alone and empty. The world being built around us is inhospitable to sincerity or love or any sensation besides the impulse to gamble.
>>34720719Who's gonna pay for it dumbass fat fuck, not the trolls that's for sure
Godspeed. Thanks for warning me. Ive freaked out so much I am definetly staying out of here.
>>34720718Good you've passed the test. Don't let people try and scam shit from you. I think you might actually survive this place.
Ayo!https://youtu.be/kmIwQGSCF4IChat, what's our excuse now?!
>>34720722>will surrender their most private thoughts to a soulless LLM's dataset instead of confiding in each otherHonestly if you're so lost that you genuinely talk to a hallucinating chatbot as if it were a person, you're a lost case anyways.
>>34720727Thanks but I am leaving anyways. I actually need to heal. Maybe one day in like 10 years I'll be feeling better and I can comeback.
>>34720732>Maybe one day in like 10 years I'll be feeling better and I can comeback.Why would you ever do that?People mainly come to 4chan precisely because there is something wrong with them or they are at least missing something.
>>34720677MWe deserve the future we are going to get
Men, how would you feel if you had a gf who wanted to keep her last name after marriage? Not in a feminist-woke way but rather because she wanted to keep her father's last name.
>>34720725Delivery usually has to be prepaid nowadays in order to get it delivered. It's not the 80's anymore.
>>34720740Ok
>>34720740Would the GF compromise with doing a hyphenated last name?
>>34720740Okay but what last name do the kids get?
I really can't have any alcohol at home.I stopped drinking in February and I've had two "missteps" this month where I did something stupid and drank just way too much. It's like my brain just shuts off and goes monkey mode.Back to complete sobriety.
>>34720740That's fine by me. I can't guarantee I'd want to take her name though.
>>34720744Possibly, yes>>34720745His
>>34720721for me it's event horizon.
>>34720740Depends. If he only has daughters and none of the others are taking his name, okay. But the kids are still getting mine.
I want to be a pretty boy
>>34720702Imagepipe is on f-droid I have no idea if its on the playstore though
Have atoga moids helped you preserve or destroy your hope in manity?Have atoga foids helped you preserve or destroy your hope in womanity?
I don't think you should touch that sir you really shouldn't do that
>>34720754You do?
>>34720730It's the natural endpoint of the same forces that have driven everyone to dating apps. Actual human interaction is messy and unstructured and inconvenient. It's less stressful for everyone involved if we all just label ourselves and contact each other through inboxes at our own leisure.You can be a misanthrope who doesn't want to interact with real people, or a lonely idiot who's afraid to impose on others; both lead you to talking to a chatbot for things you used to consult humans. It'll become more and more normal for that to include companionship.>you're a lost case anywaysWe're a lost case as a species.
>>34720750>Possibly, yesI mean I get we'd have to choose which name would go first. But I'd be much more likely to accept that.
>>34720754Your attention whoring makes it clear you will always be ugly on the inside.
>>34720754Thoughts on getting your bussy plowed?
>>34720677Can never be too careful when dealing with All Israelis
>>34720759yeah, what's wrong with it?>>34720763anon your words hurt me sometimes >>34720764I don't want that
>>34720757The men and women I meet outside give me a lot of hope. JUST KIDDING BIIITCH I HATE YOU EAT PAANTT
>>34720767>I don't want thatYou gon
>>34720762It'd make sense to me that the husband's goes first >>34720749No of course not, I doubt any man would agree to that.
>>34720757Idk.I keep thinking this song is saying "I'm a tractor"https://youtu.be/_kBnFgLP8po
>>34720693Be upfront with it. I have done this with women.>you're too skinny, i'm going to make you gain weight
>>34720774that would be funny, date a skinny girl make her fat then dump her because she got too fat
>>34720760>that have driven everyone to dating apps. No clue why that still gets peddled among terminally online people. User counts are down, stocks are tanking and no one I know IRL uses that trash anymore. Digitizing and commodifying human relationships simply does not work, as you've noted yourself. And humans stop doing things taht simply don't work. As a result, modern online dating is overwhelmingly populated by desperate male losers who desperately need to believe that the apps still relevant so they can avoid going outside.
>>34720757MThese threads have kept me somewhat sane through a really stressful experience with a woman and reminded me that women aren't all that bad. You guys make me laugh (usually).
>>34720774you forget that women are a lot easier to convince of things than men
>>34720740Fine with me
I want to be a sigma boy
>>34720780Men are also much more likely to be desperate and agree to just about anything in exchange for a crumb of pussy.Also eating whatever you want and being humungously fat while still having a woman who desires you is not that bad of a deal for some dudes. Basically she just needs to find the right guy and shes set.
>>34720783It’s easy all you have to do i
>>34720772>I doubt any man would agree to that.When my sister got married both she and my brother-in-law changed their names to one my sister dug up from our mothers side of the family tree.
Women: how would you feel if I gave you a sapling as a gift?
>>34720783All you have to do is be fun to be around and talk to girls
>>34720780Lmfao
How do I get a blue gf like pic related?
>>34720783Fuck.Off.
>>34720772Well I mean I think initially I'd be skeptical of the idea. Then if you gave a good reason. Like an example of how important your dad was to you. Then I'd warm up to the idea of a hyphenated last name. If you brought it up first and then let me present it as my idea lol
>>34720791I'd have conflicted feelings. It's not a bad gift at all, I'm just terrible with plants and know it would die under my hands.
>>34720797isn't that a boss from megaman starforce?
>>34720797Step 1: be in an anime
Parents shouldn't get creative with their kid's first name, save that for the middle name if you want to express yourself. First names should just be functional.
>>34720791aww what species?
I think Hebrew Israelites switched to patrilineal religion specifically so they could have sex with white women
>>34720804>First names should just be functional.So what, just call them Alpha, Beta, Gamma...?
>>34720804Is funny that romans gave so little shit that they would name their daughters the first, the second, the third and so forth. Or so I heard.
>>34720809Is this a troll or do you really not know that Judaism is passed through the mother?
>>34720802Diamond Ice, yes
What a beautiful name she has. So fitting
>>34720812I said patrilineal not matrilineal
>>34720813I knew she looked familiar, based starforce enjoyer
>>34720809Judaism is passed via the mother. This is probably so that if jewish men have an affair they dont have to go track down the child later, but if a jewish woman is raped they dont have to just have some weird polytheist kid running around the community
>>34720757>Have atoga foids helped you preserve or destroy your hope in womanity?I appreciate being able to talk to femanons. I wish I could meet someone IRL who's as fun to talk to as you guys.
>>34720811Yup. Feminine version of the father's name + elder/younger or first/second/etc
>>34720821Dumb religion
>>34720808How do you feel about azaleas? Did you know they're deadly?
Imagine naming your kid after a flower lmao
>>34720825It's more chill than the 1488 "one drop rule" niggas
Do you guys think it'll be unholy if I mix canned ham with canned beans
>>34720827aww theyre so pretty!
>>34720830I like that idea.
>>34720830My name is a flower...
Women, would you consider a double D boob job as a gift for both you and your husband?
>>34720830fuck you! I'm naming my daughter tsubaki (camellia)
>>34720817...Patrilineal literally means passed down by the father dumbass.
>>34720817>switched to patrilinealModern jews only accept matrilineal
>>34720709What if some of the manons replying to you ITT were LLMs all along?
>>34720831You can't have a creation myth and at the same time believe in the validity of other religions
>>34720829Lmao no, I'm actually cuttting right now for the beach. Thoughwhen I'm back to bulking I'll keep you in mind. k?
>>34720838Fag
>>34720838hibiscus jr?
>>34720790I doubt it was the men's idea to do that though, I'm sure they'd prefer them both just taking his last name.
>>34720845Religious people can have what they want. Logic does not concern them.
>>34720841Hebrew Israelites are the black guys who wear purple shirts and scream Bible verses at people
I wanna take a ride on the train with her. And as we're heading home in the evening I'll have my arm around her and she'll rest her head on my shoulder and take a little nap
>>34720791Animal crossing boyfriend.
>>34720850They are probably Latinx which means their name would be Jamaica
Women, would you date a man who accidentally looks at his phone too long in the drive thru line and gets beeped at to move forward?
>>34720838Lilly
>>34720851All I'm saying is he agreed to it. Not exactly the same as your scenario, but not that far off.
>>34720834Pulverize the beans and the ham
>>34720776>modern online dating is overwhelmingly populated by desperate male losers who desperately need to believe that the apps still relevant so they can avoid going outsideNTA but to an overwhelming majority of men, online dating is all that's left. Not saying they engage in it. But they kind of have to, if they're as you'd say "desperate" (pretty much anyone guy who's wanted a partner for decades and hasn't had any is going to be "desperate" in a way, as he's getting older and older and uglier).
>>34720859I think hibiscus is the family so it is alwyas the same
>>34720811Same with the men. "Unique" Roman individual names are all basically nicknames, earned through certain acts or characteristics of the individual.
>>34720838Hello Hydrangea
>>34720862>modern men are neutered And water is wet
>>34720860no, absolute deal breaker, avoid a man like this at all costs
>>34720867>to an overwhelming majority of men, online dating is all that's left.I mean you need to be a hardcore no lifer for online dating to be your only option. No friends, no hobbies, no going outside, no talking to strangers, no social opportunities at all at your job. Really you've gotta seclude yourself behind a screen almost intentionally.
How do I know if my back has recovered and I can do more pullups?
>>34720870I know that one too.
>>34720871Oh fuck off. It's just a name.
>>34720874That guy doesn't want any discomfort or to try new things. He just wants to bitch about everything being impossible
Obviously her name is Lilly
>>34720875Does your back feel fine? Try doing a pullup.
>>34720880Or Jasmin
people make me uncomfortable :(
>>34720877nta, so you'd fully take on your wife's last name?
>>34720874Opportunities exist everywhere. Seeing a woman on the street can sometimes be an opportunity for rape. One can get a sexual relief from inceldom through rape. Therefore, the opportunity can't not exist. But is it meaningful? No, it is not.Same for the other mostly irrelevant to romantic relationships things that you have enumerated.
>>34720875If you have access to a pulldown machine or the assisted pullup machine at a gym, try doing those at reduced weight first and gradually increasing the weight. Stop at the first sign of pain because fucking your back up a second time would only make things worse.
Her name is Dandy.
Women will NEVER acknowledge how good they have it
>>34720877>It's just a name.No, it’s a declaration of who is the head of the household. She can go girlboss herself with someone else.
>>34720884ok, Shinji now get on the fucking mech you FUCK
>>34720889who's name?
Can I name my kid Dandelion? It means lion's tooth.
TAYLOR SWIFT PREGNANCY ANNOUNCED
>>34720886>>34720749
Femanons are getting thoroughly run through now
>>34720892if I was shinji I would be glad to pilot a giant robotalso shinji is inside his mom every time he pilots his eva :)
>>34720898Welcome to modernity
>>34720891You are such a pompous little moron.
>>34720894Yes
>>34720890women's lives are all about fun (and dramatic) experiences.
>>34720884Yeah, me too some times.
>>34720899that is weird
>>34720902Cool. Keep playing out your fantasies until you’re a dried up hag. Makes no difference to me.
>>34720888My shoulders hurt but back is fine I can do a clean push up now without band
>>34720890She broke her leg on the scooter and was abandoned at the hospital (there was no yacht)
>>34720906it's not! asuka is doing the same, evas are basically pregnant women fighting kirby bosses >>34720905why do they have to look at me? :(
>>347208998 more days until I see End of Evangelion in theaters!
Women, how long does it take (You) to get ready?
Either Gender,Would you rather have a partner who's too independent or too dependent (on you)?
Women really will just do whatever you tell them to as if they're hypnotized if you're attractive enough
>>34720912>why do they have to look at me? :(It's usually considered polite to acknowledge the presence of your fellow person.
>>34720910>shoulder painIt's OVERt. fucked my rotator cuff up 2 years agoNah just kidding. Shoulders are so complex that you just have to figure out what motions hurt it and avoid those. My injury was weird, I could OHP just fine but bench press (flat and incline) was at a tough angle for me and I had to reduce weight on that for 6 months. Obviously a physical therapist will be able to give you better advice than me. Good luck, man.
I've never watched Evangelion but what the hell is the rationale behind having a 14 year old pilot a mech couldn't they get anyone else
>>34720914lucky you, now I'm jealous >>34720918I can never get used to it, I feel weird
>>34720879Truth be told, women's personalities and lifepaths are more uncomfortable than any kind of menial work or qualified work that's soul crushing. So far, nothing in this world has had worse observed effects than women and their behavior. Therefore it should be understandable when some people want nothing to do with "trying new things" such as the humiliation rituals mandated by women.
>>34720916MHow is someone too independent? Can that even be considered a partner? I'm choosing that option though, to answer your question.
>>34720918Oh no. You should definitely spit in their face for not acknowledging that you’re a special snowflake
>>34720919I think my nigga just has DOMS
>>34720898I wish. I can't get cock until like 8PM.
>>34720921because (spoiler) their mom's souls are inside the robots
>>34720916F. independent. ive dealt with too dependent before, it is a bit much
>>34720916I'll try out the independence one this time around. I had the latter before and it wasn't all that great.
>>34720927nah, I am just a backlet. Need to do more two weeks with a band to feel good
>>34720930>he doesn’t prioritize me anymoreFuck off
>>34720916FIndependent, not sure how you can be too independent
>>34720887>talking to women IRL doesnt lead to meaningful relationships, but online dating doesI think Im not brain damaged enough to follow you there.How exactly do you explain the millions of happy couples who met by doing this weird talking to each other thing>>34720890I may get invited to boat rides with strangers less often, but Im also not implicitly expected to suck the owners dick when I do.Also Italian women are hard mode, Italian guys went through the hardest school in chatting up chicks.
>>34720916You're basically asking avoidant or obsessive?I've had avoidant before and that was horrific, so I'd rather obsessive a chance.Though ultimately, probably neither.
>>34720921because the japenese like torturing children>>34720923a lot of words to say that you are a coward
>>3472091515-45min
>>34720936what lol
>>34720921It only works on kids with profound trauma or demigod beings or clones of kids with profound trauma
>>34720939>the millions of happy couples who met by doing this weird talking to each other thingI'd challenge that but there's no point. Your empirical evidence is better than my empirical evidence, and my observations about how many partners women tend to have are invalidated from the get-go. There's just no point.
>>34720740I'd prefer her keeping her last name. I'd prefer us not marrying at all too though.
>>34720924>How is someone too independent?They spend more time by themselves with their own hobbies rather than with you, they don't ever rely on you to pay for anything, no shared finances, cars, leases, etc. they’re generally not emotionally available or open with you, also probably older than you and has already experienced a serious long term relationship before you.
>>34720921That's just a mecha trope they've been doing since Gundam.
Are you truly a real man if you can't grow facial hair?
>>34720839No. I’m a dancer, it would be a detriment
>>34720952are you truly a man if you don't have over 100 apm?
>>34720950>emotionally available
>>34720929>>34720941>>34720945Japs are fucked yo
>>34720950What makes them a partner in that case?
>>34720952my facial hair grows fast but comes in a different color than the rest of my hair so i stay clean shaven or keep it no longer than stubble. does that count?
>>34720916MToo independent, although both are fine if not excessive.
>>34720952Mhm
>>34720953>I’m a dancerWhore
>>34720957labels, sex, physical affection, dates, plans for eventual marriage and/or kids, not seeing other people besides each other
>>34720953Dancer girls have the best bodies.
>>34720954What
>>34720961Then big boobs would be a good thing, you moron
>>34720952I look like the soijak and i don't care enough to shave it
>>34720956this is pretty tame, check out violence jack for some real fucked up stuff
>>34720964Thanks
>>34720952I always shave because I want to be smooth forever
>>34720955what's wrong with being emotionally open with your partner?
Women, how do I decline sex on a date without upsetting you or ending things between us?
>>34720967Whore. Tits or gtfo
>>34720966actions per minute but I meant wpm
>>34720962So I've just chosen the option to marry and have kids with my FWB? I think I've fucked up.
I can’t meet girls because I don’t have dating apps, I don’t have dating apps because I don’t have photos, I don’t have photos because I think I’m ugly, I think I’m ugly because I need about 1-2 years of bodybuilding and maybe some surgery to not feel ugly.Do I just wait until I’m perfect or take the plunge now?
>>34720972More men kill themselves than there is murder. Don’t act like you care about men’s feelings.
>>34720973you can't women don't handle rejection well
>>34720953Have you ever posted yourself on 4chan?
>>34720973Tell her you have erectile dysfunction
>>34720977just learn how to take pictures even uglies can take good pictures
>>34720972Nothing. But what does it have to do with hanging out all the time and giving her acccess to your bank account?Its actualky a bit of a topic for me. I cone from a family which was way too close to each other, and have lived by myself for over a decade. I genuinely enjoy company, but I dont really get lonely and need a solid amount of space to myself. It has nothing to do with "being avoidant".
Mutt hours people, i am going to bed. Behave yourselves while i am asleep.
>>34720986>But what does it have to do with hanging out all the time and giving her acccess to your bank account?NTA but what the fuck are you talking about?
Will she leave me if we aren't talking all the time
Do y'all use dating apps. I don't know what to try.
>>34720985nta but does anyone have any advice for good pictures? i have a similar problem to that other anon
>>34720982No. I probably won’t do it ever
>>34720921It’s a riff on the original Gundam series that ends up having to do with the true nature of the giant “robots” in the show
>>34720988So much for being “emotionally available”
>>34720993Smile :) in the photosmen nowadays just deadpan stare at the camera, its odd.
>>34720990There's one called 4chan
>burger>named after berg (jewish)At last I truly see
>>34720998Again, what are you talking about?
>>34720999Yeah, just do duckface
>>34720990MNo because every single one of my friends who uses dating apps is miserable and I'd rather be single than grinding dating apps 24/7
>>34720999Zoomers don't smile, fuck off :|
>>34720993I have no idea. I always look awful too. Lighting, smiling and candid pics make a big difference. You just need to practice I think
>>34721000It’s a bad dating app. Don’t recommend it
>>34720999im a woman but i guess that advice still applies haha. im just really bad at fake smiling for the camera though
>>34720989No.
>>34721008>im a womanTits or gtfo, attention whore
>>34721004I was thinking maybe checking one every so often on the side, just a little thing to look out for? Definitely don't want to grind it out, that seems awful.>>34721000I feel like it's really hard to find someone here who isn't insane but also wants to meet in person.
Femanons, you need to stop doing THIS and start doing THIS......
Moids, who is your waifu in real laifu this season?
>>34720999Smiling makes me look worse
>>34721015how?everyone look better smiling
>>34721014Got none, still stuck thinking about previous ones.
>>34721014What are you asking?
>>34721014Like a crush? I don’t have one right now.
>>34720953So how goes your tormenting of cute girls?
>>34720990I tried apps and it was genuinely the worst method of meeting datable people I've ever tried. They were all liars who wanted casual sex or for me to fuck their bfs.
>>34720952Women usually prefer clean shaven men, and beards are seen as neck beard or basedboy
>>34721016When I'm neutral I look ok/serious but when I smile I look like a retarded ogre
>>34721012>I feel like it's really hard to find someone here who isn't insane but also wants to meet in person.I managed to do it on my first try, but it didn’t pan out. Or maybe I was the insane person and she was just scared shitless of me the whole time.
>>34721014Tracer from OW
>>34721014This one cute green eyed bitch. I will tell her that i want her to be my beach foid.
>>34721021What?
>>34721025im sure u look fine mr anon
>>34721026Go on. More details please.>>34721007The other ones have an incentive to keep you on it. 4chan doesn't benefit from more posters much.
>>34721030I must be confusing you with a different dancer femanon
>>34721014I've had a crush on a girl for years.She used to text me regularly and I was too scared to make a move. Now I'm ready to ask her out but she doesn't text me as much anymore. I can still start a convo by texting first, but then she'll just randomly stop responding until I text again a week or a month later. I often have to double text.Holy fuck fuck my life I fumbled so bad
>>34721014skinny brown curly haired girl but she has a bf
>>34721032>Go on. More details please.Nah. Long story.>The other ones have an incentive to keep you on it.Right, but in my experience 4chan is still a bad dating app.
>>34720985I just hate how I look.
>>34721035Pussy
>>34721023What's a better alternative? Is it weird if I say that I want someone to talk to and live with, because that's how I feel right now.>>34721026Damn.
>>34721035Ask her out??
>>34721038You’re a real catch then….
Women, when you post a selfie in sports attire, or showing cleavage, are you aware in the moment that moids will be affected?
>>34721041>Damn.Whole experience made me feel like shit and scared me away from ever trying to date online again. I’m just sticking to real people in real life from now on.
>>34721035just ask her out bro
>>34721043I know I’m not actually ugly because I have had girlfriends who I would call very pretty before. But there’s just something very wrong with me that makes me feel ugly.
>>34721044no femanon here does thatwe're all losers
>>34721014My Waifu of the day was that tatted up redhead with high heeled boots and a tank top I saw out today. Unfortunately she didnt check me out back:(
>>34721047You need to be punched in the face, you fucking faggot.
>>34721038you should try being delusional
>>34721010How much silence is a bad thing
>>34721048post eyebags
>>34721053Ask her. In person.
>>34721045Online dating is always forced and weird even if you end up hitting it off.That said if theres hot femanons in my area wamting to meet me U'dI'd be down, but nothing that requires more effort from either side than a ten minute bike ride and going for a walk
>>34721039>>34721042>>34721046I kept thinking I didn't have a chance back when she'd regularly text me at 2am, but now I have even less of a chance. It's clear she just doesn't think about me anymore. If I asked her out it would just be awkward at this point
>>34721059You deserve to be alone, pussy.
>>34721059so you fumbled, give it a couple of months maybe you get another try
>>34721058That’s probably partly where I went wrong. I flew out to see her a couple times.
>>34721064Well it's been 9 months since we saw each other in person, so maybe there's a chance to rekindle something.
>>34721064>give it a couple of monthsFuck off with that noise. Make a move, and if they don’t reciprocate, scratch them off. Stop simpimg. You are better than these holes.
>>34721070how is that simping
>>34719008cup trap aroma, make noodle more potent
>>34721072>wait desperately for months for just one chance to try againTotally not simpimg….
>>34721072You're wasting perfectly good time that could be used to hit on the next chick. Your job as a man is to find out if shes into you as well. If shes not, move along.
>>34721079you are not waiting this one girl you are moving with your life but then you try again if the opportunity appears. There are more women in the world than that one
>>34721072Having a crush for years without making a move is textbook simping
Men, when does a girl surpass the love you shared with your first love?How many years together? Even after marriage?
Lol imagine driving a Prius
Men, how does it feel knowing you're the best thing God has ever created?
>>34721084Nobody forgets their first love. Pair-bonding is a powerful thing.
>>34721084I barely even think about that chick anymore
>>34721084It just happens
>>34721089What's the point of this
>>34721081That simping nigger is crushing hard, and your advice is to keep crushing hard and every couple of months, nervously ask to share notes, basically
>>34721089that's fucking sad
>>34721089I'm proof there is no god
my deodorant is making me nostalgic for some weird reason
>>34721098you know you can talk with mutiple people at the same time right?
>>34721088My mom has a Prius. It's not bad desu.
>>34721089Listen, I get what you're trying to say but it still would've been really cool if he gave me an extra inch of dick
>>34721104Scent is strongly associated with memory.
>>34721104Memories are strongly associated with scents.I reckon you wore that deodorant at pivotal times in your life or you have smelled similar scents during those times
>>34721080>>34721081>>34721082To be fair, I've never had a real gf in my life, so I never learned how exactly this stuff works. Hanging out as friends and casual chats are literally all I know. Only real dates I've had are ones where we met online and it was explicitly clear it was for dating. And secondly, while she's always been my biggest crush, she's never been my oneitis. I have always attempted to go after other girls, especially since she's had several bfs over the years, but I keep coming back to thinking of her since no one else really compares
>>34721105*I* know that. But your “advise” is to trap a simp.
>>34721105ntaIf you're cool about it,yes. But hes just going to use it as an excuse to keep simping this way.
>>34721084The fastest I’ve experienced it was over the course of about four months.
>>34721105nta but that feels slutty
>>34721110>I've never had a real gf in my lifeI never would have guessed that…
I wanna walk with her through the city and take in the sights and smells
ever since I was a kid my friends always criticized my taste in women"yo that girl is ugly and she has no tits what is wrong with you"or "that girl is blacker than my anus why do you like that girl" (he actually said this btw I'm not making this up even though he was really brown almost as dark as her)
>>34721111>>34721112ok, I worded poorly I just meant that he might get a shot with her later on. He fucked up, he should move on and try with other girls
>>34721114Same lol I can’t do it
>>34721117I know a lot of brown white supremacists lol
>>34721044This >>34721048There are probably pictures of me in a bikini on Facebook from 15 or so years ago but I never properly transitioned to Instagram I just stopped posting myself.
>>34721120yeah I don't get that lol
>>34721084I haven't thought about her in a few years.
Genociding mosquitosThoughts?
>>34721110You shoot your shot, and it either works or it doesnt. Thats literally all there is to it. If you dont give her an opportunity to reject you, she cannot say yes to your offer either. If she does reject you, you will feel bad for a bit, them relieved about no longer acting as a simp, then you will get over it.Pro tip: You can do whatever, but never ever do that cringe confession shit. Its better to even ask a women to straight up fuck than doing that.
>>34721090Well I know he can't forget, even I remember mine forever. Although I have no substantial feelings for him anymore and can't imagine having settled with him instead of my bf, who matches me perfectly. Maybe once in a Blue Moon I miss how it felt to be so young and hopeful, and just sad that not everything works out for everyone. But I'm a romantic, so I even get sad it didn't work out for my bf and HIS first.It probably helps that we didn't sleep together (and neither did my bf and his first love)Anyway, is it a general nostalgia like that? Or would you always prefer your first love even if you found a woman who matches you almost perfectly and you have built a life together over years?>>34721093>>34721113>>34721123Interesting. How old are you guys? And how did it end with your firsts?>>34721094Yeah, I just heard men are typically more attached to their first loves than women so I wondered. But seems it varies just as much.
>>34721124afaik they serve no ecological niche so we really should figure out how to fast track their extinctionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgODTEpKHJ8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8iGZvpwHA
>>34721124MThere is zero downside. Whichever supposed animal eats them is doing a piss poor job
>>34721117I wouldnt tolerate some fag insulting my girls, doesnt matter whether shes a gf or we just fuck
>>34721118You remind me of a coach who was always good at a sport. Who doesn’t know how to coach players that weren’t as good as he was. That simp doesn’t need to be told to wait a couple of months to make his “move”. He needs to be told to ask out every gash that doesn’t disgust him.
>>34721127Not any of them and not even a man but how does one differentiate between first "real" boyfriend(had sex with them) vs first love? I think I've had four boyfriends and possibly zero loves, maybe one.
>>34721134Man…
>>34721084I do occasionally still think about her and how I missed my opportunity. But the good thing is, it taught me to just be direct about my attraction to somebody and then move on if they are not reciprocating.I haven't felt any kind of "love" for her in surely over 15 years.
>>34721135I thought I loved them at the time. This last one hasn't had enough time to marinate after the breakup which is why I'm not sure either way.
>>34721127>Interesting. How old are you guys? And how did it end with your firsts?I turn 31 this month. This was back when I was 17. We went to different colleges and just grew apart.
>>34721129I had a gut feeling this was true
>>34721126I know exactly what you're saying and have already thought about all of this. I've even reached acceptance and just wanna get it done, I wanna just straight up ask "do you wanna go out", and what happens happens, and I'll be ok with it. The problem is I still keep searching for the perfect moment to ask it and it never comes.
>>34721139Are you a bit of a sociopath...?
>>34721127First guy, 22. I met her in high school and I was head over heels infatuated with her but we were too different in terms of opinions, personality, what we wanted, I tried to look the other way for a long time but that's not a solution and we split after a couple of years. And now I just see it as a foolish learning moment rather than something I reminisce about. I don't know what she's up to nor do I really care.
>>34721084I don’t know. I’m three relationships deep now and I think I’ve only ever really been in love for the first time with the most recent one (which just ended). In hindsight, the other ones felt more rushed and full of issues. Or maybe I still haven’t really been in love yet. The one that just ended was also destined to fail, but it was by far the best relationship I’ve ever had. I can imagine I’ll be comparing other women against her for a long time.
>>34721044I used to whore around like that on social media but I have a boyfriend now.>>34721129Polinators and food source. Only a few species of specifically female mosquitos even bite.
thoughts on me holding a big sign on my chest in the middle of the supermarket that says "anyone wanna go on a date with me :)"
>>34721117Lol same
>>34721150>polinatorsI’m going to lose my shit. Butterflies are practically extinct here and nobody complains but the moment you threaten das mosquito leftists come out of the woodwork to defend them
>>34721151Mrs. ChrisChan is that you on here again?
My boyfriend texts like a faggot but is otherwise completely normal and masculine irl. Wtf is up with that
The only thing mosquitos pollinate is blood born diseases
>>34721159He's putting up a mask irl.
>>34721159He hasn’t realized he’s dating a cunt yet
>>34721159His gay best friend is the one on the other side of the line.
>>34721162They are a good source of food for other anal
>>34721134Well for me I get obsessed with people, I think of them all day and incorporate their looks into my artwork. My whole life begins to revolve around them, and I only want to talk to and about them. And I care about their well-being so much it's overwhelming. It is certainly possible to feel this way unrequited, or where it just doesn't work out properly.For you, was it just guys who liked you so you said "hey, why not?" One of my friends was like this and is now happily a lesbian.>>34721136>>34721141>>34721148>>34721149Thanks, guys. I guess it's just different for everyone, and if my guy seems very happy and loving with me and we last I'll just take it at face value.Wish you all luck in your future love endeavors.
why are all the moids here gfless and all the women here with bf
>>34721159this kind of shit is why people break vases over bitches and their stupid bitch faces
>>34721167>for other anal
>>34721164He texted me a "yeah ;(" when I said "aww poor thing" and Im supposed to respect that? Hes going to get pegged tonight.
>>34721171because I'm disgusting
anything that pisses gary off is great, so I propose that instead we breed new and more annoying species of mosquito
>>34721127>How old are you guys? And how did it end with your firsts?31 now, we split on good terms when we graduated high school but stopped talking a couple years into college.
>>34721171i dont have a bf </3
>>34721174I meant to say animals but I have ass on my mind
>>34721171Have you listened to the moids here? They suck. Its no wonder theyre single.
>>34721171i have no bf
>>34721180SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT FIT WITHIN MY GENERALIZATION
>>34721182I’m cool and femanon even said she was surprised I was single :(
>>34721173You sound short.
>>34721180You could do what one femanon did here and cut off some of your fingers for one.
>>34721180*Plaps you regardless*
>>34721171Hypergamy. Women are sharing boyfriends now.
>>34721169Fwiw I just don't think I get attached to people that easy. And when I do that can change quick.
Women would you date a man that is kinda grossed out by moles?
>>34721187wait that was literally me haha. i must confess i didnt actually cut off my fingers, i am still boyfriendless
>>34721182Some of the men here are alright, but you never notice because they simply sage all the copious baiting. Thats my theory anyway.>>34721192I don't have any moles, but a guy that finds them gross seems a little childish.
>>34721186Nope. 6'4 unironically.
Excellent in every way
Which panties are women wearing today?
>>34721180No fun sleeping with a single woman
>>34721193That is unfortunate. However, if you ever decided to visit freedom land I'll make sure to take you out to the zoo here. Gotta make sure you have your perfect day ;)
>>34721198Black with gray stars.
foids should post their panties
>>34721144Not even a little.I think I have high standards for what "love" actually means.
>>34721175Is pegging a carrot or a stick?
>>34721193Show hands.
Foids should get a good nights sleep
>>34721203aw thats actually kind of sweet that you remembered... i would so hit you up if i was ever in america.how'd your 4th july plans go? :D
>>34721204Cute.
I need a gf who says "oh my lanta"
AmerifagsWhat's the worst state? Its definitely Indiana but Im curious to hear other opinions.
This shit is mad boring im living in a dystopia where im a living legend. My goat status is never in dispute. Im the cream of the crop and its never a choice i make. Cut from a different cloth i supposeIm a man of another codaOne of little timeI make cool chairs outside and im just gonna live in the desert someday and watch breaking bad on repeat 5 more times. Ill probably jump the fence and punch the bull right in the horns
>if he's willing to abuse a child physically, he's willing to abuse one sexuallyState gender and if you agree with this statement.
>>34721169>My whole life begins to revolve around them, and I only want to talk to and about them. And I care about their well-being so much it's overwhelming. It is certainly possible to feel this way unrequited, or where it just doesn't work out properly.What you're describing is obsession. That doesn't sound like real love that just sounds like you're excited to have someone to focus on that isn't yourself.
>>34721218Cali
>>34721213They went well thanks for asking. Me and my family did a bbq for lunch. Then had some friends over to shoot off mortars. Do you guys shoot off fireworks over in Europe?
>>34721204>Black with gray starsAnd the snizz's red glare, cheeks clapping in there, groool through the night, our flag was still there!
>>34721218Where the hell did you get the idea that Indiana's hated by Americans?
>>34721218iirc North Dakota consistently scores very badly on QoL metrics.
I hope Mexico takes back texas one say
>>34721212Foids should get a good night plap
nothing gets me harder than the thought of a woman loving me unconditionally god I'm so fucked up
>>34721220MNo, my dad used to beat me with a belt and I don't think he ever had any of those desires to me or my sisters.
>>34721218Mississippi.
>>34721224Mortars arent cool ur a faggot who eats hay like a horse. Nigga do u even shoot? Hah other than in mens buts. Z1ngU got mega nasty aids from ur euro monkey friends and then drank wine in a field trying to catch mice. Frankenstein looking charizard zombie
>>34721220FI'd honestly say that it's the reverse that's true.
she makes me so happy
women, thoughts on men?
>>34721235I don't know what I've done to receive such a nice schizo post but thank you I guess.
>GenderWhat's a secret you're keeping from your S.O?
>>34721241MI jerk it to her cosplays
Where can i find a blasian gf?
>>34721224oo nice that sounds like a fun day! im from the uk so we do fireworks on the 5th of november cuz of that guy fawkes fellow. i used to watch them with my family as a kid but i havent done that for a while now, it was pretty fun though
>>34721241I secret I kept from my gf was that I liked her because she reminded me of a different girl I had a crush on as a kid
>>34721239i would like to have one and one to have me
>>34721249asl
>>34721246She looks like a cartoon character
>>34721247nta but>guy tries to blow up Parliament>celebrate with explosivesPretty based ngl
>>34721252 i share the typical asl as most femanons on here>early 20s/f/usa
>>34721252>aslAmerican as Second Language?
>>34721246She NEEDS my bwc
>>34721253in what way?
Will become a daredevil and die young
>>34721263Same
>>34721257Who are you looking for?
>>34721264Cool we can do stunts together sometimes
>>34721218What did Indiana do to you? What comes to mind is either Alabama or New Jersey but I haven't spent much time in either. Out of the ones I visited... Tennessee, or Georgia. Poor rural areas are pretty shit no matter which state you're in but southern white trash is a whole different breed than New England white trash.
>>34721266A 350+ pound son of a bitch
>>34721266early 20s/m/usa(white) or australian or new zealand
>>34721266fat indian american man
>>34721247Well you should plan something with them. It also might be fun just to go out like you did back in the day. Seeing the night sky get painted by some explosive lights is truly wonderful.
>>34721270Yeah we can pound down a sack of shrooms and then go cliff diving
>>34721241Its not really a secret since Id tell him anything so long as he asked, but my boyfriend and I are long distance so I masturbate to porn of solo guys that look like him. Which feels a little awkward because I know he doesnt consume porn and instead only masturbates while thinking about me.
>>34721274different anon..
>>34721279>sack of shroomsDried? What weight?
>>34721283Just take as much as you can 2bh
>>34721221Yeah, it's pretty funny how she tried to sound sophisticated about love.>Ughh I love soo deeply, I loved Chad #1, Chad #2, Chad #3 soo so deeply, I thought about them 24/7 until the next Chad came along
Any women ever date a guy that was great outside of sex but basically a total useless snoozefest in bed? how did you handle that?
>>34721287those are the worst men
>>34721285>t. Has never done shrooms before
>>34721281He might be willing to help with that
>>34721286>I thought about them 24/7Kind of just like you do, chadsexual incel?
>>34721278i actually did try and go and see some with my sister last firework night but we misjudged the timings and got there a little late (we got to see them from a distance when we were walking over there at least! xd)oh well, maybe next november lol
>>34721281You don't have pictures or sexy audios of each other?!
>>34721220FNo. I think the word "willing" is a problem here. They desire to abuse the child they're not "willing to" they WANT to. I think someone who desires to SA a child would have no qualms about physically harming them (obviously) but I don't think the inverse is necessarily true. There are plenty of parents who hit their kids and never once does it cross their mind to make it sexually motivated.
>>34721289so the opposite is preferable?
>>34719104if you think he was serious and not trolling youre retardedhip dips arent even a real thing as far as men are concerned
>>34721287NoI fuck them before I officially date them he never would have made it through the trial period
>>34721290Enlighten me
i'm not used to having friends. how do you talk about this to someone who takes everything very personal, and basically victimizes themselves?for example: it happened again so i said again that i don't really want to have sleepovers if they have to wake up very early to go somewhere, i'd rather say no to that and have the sleepover another day when neither of us has to go to work/school/etc. in the morning the next day. pretty simple right. and the issue for me isn't that they forgot, it's that they purposely didn't tell me because they were "afraid" i wouldn't agree to the sleepover if i knew they'd have to leave immediately at 7am. to me this is so childish.i feel like this kind of thing happens a lot with this friend and i never know how to talk about it because i feel so bad. they tell me they get "traumatized" if i try to like calmly talk and explain myself that i don't like being treated a certain way.
>>34721301I guess that’s one way to handle it
>>34721304maybe stop being friends with people who are mentally 14 years old
>>34721287Yes but its not his fault. My boyfriend had some really bad early experiences with dating that have rendered him very, very shy and awkward about sex and intimacy. I dont mind though, Im great at sex and have the patience to guide him. He might even have potential~ Anyway, I love him and hes the perfect man otherwise so I dont see why I should care. We could never have sex again and Id still love him forever.>>34721295See above. Hes camera shy. Idk why hes got a perfect body, a great dick and nice, hefty balls.>>34721291Well be living together by next year, so it wont matter then, but for now we only get the chance to bone once a month.
>>34721301how can one avoid being such a person in your opinion
>>34721293Aww that sucks. At least you got to see something with your sister. It would be cool to see how another country does their fireworks. Maybe I could come over and see them with ? I mean I still have to inspect your cage at your house. Gotta make sure you aren't going to be mistreating your future bf, lol.
>unironically uses ~vomit
>>34721303NTATaking too much shrooms for your first trip is a terrible idea. You're increasing your chances of having a bad trip and you'll be suffering from severe nausea as well.
>>34721290nta but how much of a difference does drying them make in terms of dosage?
>>34721304Fucking hell, it’s not that hard to just play some halo
>>347213121/8 of good dried will have you making friends with trees.
>>34721304This is someone you don't try to be friends with. My youngest sister pulls shit like this all the time and it's like "I could have asked 5 other people to do the favor in the time it took you to over explain your 17 reasons why you can't do it and why it's not your fault that you can't do it. "No, sorry" would have been FINE." I get that it's coming from anxiety and they're trying to avoid conflict but all they're doing is creating it and pissing people off for literally no reason.
sometimes i see stuff on my walllike shilent hill 4 shiutam i schoilo
>>34721311Son what part of "daredevil" was lost on you
>>34721314*1/4
>>34721306i could, i don't have any other friends for context. none, 0, nada.i know people say then just be friendless but i absolutely hated being friendless more than i dislike this situation that's now going on with this friend. that's why i asked for advice on how to fix this situation. i feel like i'm kinda weird and have a reeally tough time making friends, so it's not like it's easy for me. i was friendless for 10 years.
Do femanons really want to use an erect penis to pretend they are driving stick shift?
>>34721316post your stupid ass shirt again
when my husband and I first started dating he got the coffee shits and went and started blowing up his bathroom and told me through the door to turn on the tv
How exactly am I supposed to get over the fact women like bigger penises better?
>>34721317My bad, I'm stoned and only just saw the most recent posts.>>34721322I want to play with flaccid penises.
>>34721313i try lol, gifted the friend some games on steam too (cheap). but last time they logged on steam was 6 months ago.
I need to stop pretending to be a woman here
>>34721308If that's who you are and what you like don't change it. It won't be sustainable and then you'll have disappointed her AFTER she got attached and that's just gonna make her mad at you. If you are boring in bed due to inexperience rather than preference idk what to tell you.
>>34721325just have a big penis
I need to stop pretending to be a man here
>>34721326What's the appeal
>>34721325You either do it or you kill yourself.
>>34721326>I want to play with flaccid penises.why? you cant really do much except helicopter
>>34721325why dont you just make it bigger
>>34721323ive never posted shirt before butr where
>>34721326>I want to play with flaccid penises.No im too insecure and self conscious for that, thats when Im at my worst
>>34721333>>34721335I can wiggle them around, which you can't do with an erect penis.
>>34721337the one with the keys retard
>>34721322vroom vroom>>34721325Same way people get over not being born to billionaire parents. That's just the way it is, try not to think too hard about it. You could think about it forever and nothing will have changed so just...don't think about it.
>>34721326nearly impossible unless the dude is gay or asleep
>>34721325If you’re good at foreplay, it doesn’t really matter.
>>34721327>the friendI wouldn’t even have a beer with you either. Ffs
>>34721326>I want to play with flaccid penisesMe too theyre so squishy and cute!
>>34721309have you ever been to England before? i can be your tour guide if you need B)and dont worry, the cages are perfectly humane, my future boyfriend is in good hands!
>>34721340oh your confusing me wirhe someone else
>>34721287I'd be grateful if he were boring and selfish only in bed
>>34721339Is it ok if it's only 4 inches flaccid or would you kill yourself
>>34721335Nta but the helicopter is the best move. You have to remember that I have nothing even remotely resembling a dick attached to me. Flaccid dicks are a novel fidget toy. And it makes me feel good that he's letting me play with a very important and sensitive part of him just for shits and giggles.
>>34721343I doubt that
>>34721325You don't, the only solution is to post everywhere about how women are whores who want big penises and it's unfair that you don't have one
Du bist gut genug (slowed and reverb)
>>34721350Ok dumbo. You fucking satellite Dish fuck
I wonder where that woman who was always posting about holding it while he pees ended up.
>>34721315yep i know it's conflict avoidance from a shitty childhood, but dude i had abusive as shit parents too but i still don't guilt trip people over them having boundaries. and i've never needed to think about "boundaries" before because most people i know are nice/normal, but i feel like i needed to start having them bc of this friend. and because they take everything as an attack, it also feels impossible to bring this up. if i bring anything up, they are just silent and clearly just wait for the "conflict" to be over without listening to me, or believing anything i say. even if i'm talking nicely and basically doing my best to avoid hurting anyone's feelings.now imagine if that sister was the only person you had lol this is frustrating sometimes.
>>34721342Speaking of.. My boyfriend wants to wake up to me molesting him or something. Is this okay???
it's pronounced eh toe guh
>>34721343This is the biggest lie told to small dick guys lolHow is he going to get good at foreplay if bitches drop him after seeing his dick?
>>34721360nigger i dont have a shirt with keys you fucking retard go die in a concentration camp
>>34721366Uh tow guh
My dick and balls are all sweaty
>>34721344i don't get it, you want me to use the friend's first name here? bizarre.
>>34721361That was that ex poon I think she was here last week
>>34721369wrong
>>34721354That's fine. Part of the appeal of flaccid penises is that they're smaller.
>>34721363it's obviously okay if he told you he wants it. are you stupid?
>>34721367Women can tell your dick size beforehand
>>34721346I have not been over there. I've heard its quite hot this time of year. Let me know if you need me to send an A/C unit. I'd hate to see you sweating before I came over ;P. Also I'd love to be taken on a tour. Where would we go?
>>34721375Idk it just feels morally dubious and im scared
The Scotts are an amusing people.
>>34721362I don't have any friends and I prefer it that way so I don't have to deal with shit like you're describing. The only reason I put up with my sister is because she's literally my sister. Have a spine. You can't fix this person or make them behave the way you want them to and trying is just going to make a mess. Cut ties. There's a good reason this person is the only person you were able to find that was willing to try and make new adult friends, because they suck.
>>34721322Ye
Men, are you a momma's boy?
>>34721368I know retard I thought you were someone else but then I realized you were a different guy fuck you goofy eared little shit why are they so big if everything just goes into one and straight out the other
>>34721367They can already see our dicks through our pants.
Boys, are you a momma's man?
>>34721384A little.
MoidsDo you have mommy issues or daddy issues?
>>34721379it's not morally dubious. he want's it. an no in the "oh he was asking for it" way but he LITERALLY ASKS FOR IT. women need to understand that men WILL let you know when they don't want something. men arent like women where they will simply endure getting pile driven and shit and they hate it but they dont want to say anything because theyre afraid of their man. men are NOT afraid to tell women to fuck off.
>>34721381>There's a good reason this person is the only person you were able to find that was willing to try and make new adult friends, because they suck.Wym?
>>34721384No, I only talk to my mom like five times a year>>34721390Mommy issues
>>34721384i used to be but i can't feel love anymore due to a decade of depression
>>34721361>>34721372I'm still here and I'm not nor have I ever been trans if that's what the second anon is implying.
>>34721393OKAY OKAY I GET IT ill molest my boyfriend OKAY???
>>34721390I’ve had both but left them behind in my twenties.They both put me through a lot of bullshit when I was a kid, but we’ve had all the hard conversations we can about it and have pretty good relationships with each other now.Being raised around their relationship didn’t equip me to look for the right women, but I think I’m over that now.
>>34721399YES GO DO IT RITE NAOW BETCH
I have salami issues
>>34721390Probably mommy issuesMy mom hated my dad ao I'll never believe a woman could love me
>>34721390i have no parental issues. they were great. i'm just a failed normalfag in spite of that
>>34721404I cant... :(Im the long distance anon.
>>34721381you don't think there is any way to talk about this to the friend? because i have no idea how to deal with this situation, they are quite enmeshed with my life and my family.
>>34721390daddy issues, grew up apart from my father
>>34721398I’ve mulled it over and have come to the conclusion that I would let a woman hold it while I pee if she’d be willing to pee on my leg in the shower.
>>34721390Both kinda? This is something i have yet to figure out, but i dont think i love my parents. I loved my grandmother a lot so i know what that feeling is supposed to feel like, but i just dont feel that towards my parents. The thought of dancing with my mother at my wedding makes me feel gross. I wouldve 100% danced with my grandma though. But i dont really understand why. They weren't super nice, but its not like they ever did anything heinous
>>34721412>But i dont really understand why. They weren't super nice, but its not like they ever did anything heinousCould be emotional neglect.
>>34721378haha i would love you forever if you sent me AC, its rough out here lol.i live in the middle of nowhere ngl. its pretty though, i can show you some nice walks with cool views if youre into that. if not, we can go to London or something! :D
>>34721366Æþœɣą
>>34721354>4 inches flaccid>tfw 4 inches erect
>>34721373No. You're wrong
>>34721412>i just dont feel that towards my parents.Do you ever feel guilty about that?
>>34721384The only person who can ever truly love a man is his mother.
>>34721178The primary fundamental principle of leftism is doing anything and everything to lower quality of life> I propose that instead we breedMost ridiculous idea yet
>>34721422I'm so glad this isn't true. My mom has been busy with her own shit for most of my life.
Women thoughts on off price stores
>>34721417bluevalk out here speaking area 51
>>34721417Wtf is athuga
>>34721423How does universal healthcare/UBI lower the quality of life?
>>34721394How many other friends does this person have? I'm betting it's not a long list and most of them are friends they held on to since they were a kid.
I have a date with a girl tomorrow!
>>34721424I said CAN, not does. Sucks to be you if your mother doesn’t love you, because no one in your life ever will.
how 2 sex avoidant man
>>34721427The Indo-European god of simping
>>34721429I'm not too invested in this argument, but pretty much everything involving MAID is an obvious downside. Furthermore, I know it's not uncommon for Canadians to drive down to the US if waiting lists prove to be too much for them.
>>34721431Good job boy or girl
>>34721409>they take everything as an attack, it also feels impossible to bring this up. if i bring anything up, they are just silent and clearly just wait for the "conflict" to be over without listening to me, or believing anything i say.No.
>>34721437MAID is one of the most terrifyingly inhuman things I can imagine, and I pay taxes to the USAIt's the suicide booth from Futurama but real
I want to befriend my ex boyfriend’s friend. Realization set in all his interests were from his friend
>>34721434Pictured: femanon chasing down an avoidant man for sex
>>34721431i hope it goes well :)
>>34721434Leave me alone.
>>34721425They're ok. But I won't buy name brand stuff from them. They might as well just be wholesale discounters. If I want name brand I will go buy name brand at the name brand store because I only buy specific things there.
>>34721434*climbs nearest tree to escape*
>>34721441You want to befuck him
>>34721438I'm a boy and I really like her!>>34721443Thanks!
>>34721441>I want to date my ex boyfriend's friend.ftfy
>>34721429>we just want healthcareNo you don’t
>>34721448Faggot
>>34721451I'm not gay though!
>>34721434>how 2 sex avoidant manI'd rather use a flashlight
>>34721425Wym like Marshalls and Ross? My mom and I go get hand soap sometimes but that's about it.
>>34721447I suppose so
>>34721455Folded under no pressure
>>34721446
>>34721416You need one of those portable ones that sit in your windowsill? Don't worry I'll make sure to install it for you. Can't be having you do all the work over there lol. I would definitely love to go on a walk with you. Might be nice to bring a little picnic basket and a blanket. I can definitely find the beauty in nature. It would also be cool just to see the that side of England. I'm sure you know all the good local pubs lmao.
>>34721442is he ok
>hog posts clip from viralhog
>>34721456Idk man im lonely and I gravitate toward people with my similar interests but I literally cannot add him on social media out of nowhere ( he literally doesn’t know who I am) I dated this guy for like 2 weeks lmao
>>34721461He actually is, all things considered.
>>34721469>( he literally doesn’t know who I am) I dated this guy for like 2 weeks lmaolmfaoI dunno, this might honestly be easier for you to pull off than if you had dated his friend for a while, but don't be surprised if he respects the bro code too much to give you the time of day
>>34721461No tons of broken bones
>>34721468
>>34721472Bro they dated for 2 weeks, if he gets upset about that he's the pussy of the 7 seas
>>34721437>Can’t get anything at a pharmacy without a prescription>Get experimented on>If you are a young man or woman every healthcare provider wants to castrate you>Big pharma shills Some additional points to ponder, and yes the service is shit (and expensive). I haven’t even gotten to the whole MAID debacle
>>34721476I don't mean to imply otherwise, but there's a decent chance that his friend isn't gonna want to get in the middle of anything even if it seems over
You think someone that hates big pharma so much would want it to be regulated by the state but some people are retarded so
>>34721460>Don't worry I'll make sure to install it for youwow youre too kind, anon! I'll make you some brownies or something in return.also yess, i 1000% know some perfect picnic places and good pubs, we could totally do that. you drink much?
>>34721439you are right i suppose.i know what to do but i feel like i can't get anything "better" than this, maybe that's something i need to accept and be fine with having no friends. i'm not good enough for the normies, and i wish i had a nice friend who is also weird, but i can only get weird friends who doesn't listen to me when i try to stand up for myself, probably because they feel like not standing up for themselves is a virtue and i'm weird for trying to do it .
Reply to this post if you'd like me to pray for you.
>>34721481>Big pharma is bad due to all the bureaucratic bullshit, so let's make it even more bureaucratic by having it be controlled by the government!Also, what are your thoughts on MAID?
>>34721487Do it
>>34721487Can you pray for my friend instead?
>>34721430just 1, besides me. but it cracks me up that they have more friends than me. people really don't like me in that friend way and at this point i don't know what specifically i should fix about myself to get friends .
>>34718982I'm going to watch his 1977 film Sleeping Dogs tonight, it was the first feature length NZ film shot on 35mm.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1xajf5OmJQ
>>34721491Certainly. That's very kind of you.
>>34721487couldn't hurt but I'd be more impressed if you'd tell the demiurge to fuck off instead
>>34721487You don't need to pray for me but I'll pray for other anons along with you.
>>34721496Thanks fren.
>>34721498Evil exists, but the demiruge isn't real. I'll try telling some evil stuff to fuck off
>>34721483Yeah I do enjoy some good drinks especially when it would be with such fine company. Though I do warn. I've been to Germany and they had some excellent beer. So it'll be interesting to compare the two countries.
>>34721499You're in my prayers whether you like it or not buster!
Remembering a place you went to as a kid that you really liked but can't find again. Type shit.
>>34721486>Not good enough Some people don't like sushi no matter the quality. Thinking of it as "not good enough" isn't healthy. You're not a popular flavor is all. >>34721493>just 1Fuckin called it lol.
I had a situation once where i liked an exes friend. Honestly the fact that he always kept a respectful distance and never acted slimy like a few of my exes other friends make me idolize him a bit and see him as gentlemanly. Nothing happened at all but I liked him for a while man.
>>34721506btw i really appreciate it anon. thanks for talking with me.
>>34721329what makes a man boring in bed
Weren't bullet bras, corsets and stays actually more supportive than modern bras for busty ladies? Wouldn't they be better for the back?Are we living on the worst era for having big boobs since the middle ages? I don't know because I'm just a guy that thinks a lot about boobs.
>>34721241That I have a crush on her
>>34721390None
I need a hobby that doesn't involve looking at a screen
>>34721512That shit is ugly as fuck
>>34721516Traditional art, handicrafts, hiking, camping, traditional games, playing an instrument, singing, sports, volunteering, gardeningWorld's your oyster anon the screen fucking sucks
>>34721503perfect, i know a cool craft beer place. i dont even drink beer but its a nice vibe so i go there anyway (ive heard that the beer there is nice from people I know who like beer, so im trusting them lol). personally im more of a vodka girlie
>>34721505I've never had this experience. Just out of curiosity, where do you fall on the imagine-an-apple chart?
>>34721512MThey look too low for allegedly supported breasts
>>34721508After I broke up with my first ex a bunch of his friends dropped him (he was kind of a piece of shit) so there was no conflict of interest. I slept with two of them.>>34721511The answer is going to vary depending on who you ask but guys who always want you to be on top and never eat pussy are top of the shit list. He's just being lazy. Like he's trying to make the experience as close as possible to just masturbating alone.
I'm getting over a huge crush I had on a teetotaler and am slowly beginning to remember that women actually want to have a drink or two for fun every now and then
>>34721512women don't deserve chest support
>>34721516Get a stick welder.
>>34721520I'd love to go sometime. Also you like vodka? Cause I use to do vodka and club soda when I was losing weight. As long as the vodka is smooth it works with a bit of lime. What cocktail is your favorite?
>>34721434Why would you want to?
>>34721512i do think it seems like bullet bras had more coverage below the boobs and thus were a bit more like supportive small tops. so more support, possibly. with modern bras you need 100% the right size or it just doesn't sit right at all and basically can't be worn. gl if you have a weird size like B + under 30. under 30 isn't sold anywhere basically. it's all 32+
>>34721512>bullet bras No. The shape of the cup being pointier than any natural boob ever could be isn't supportive in the slightest. Same support or worse than a modern bra. >corsets Not necessarily.>stays Not really. The support of stays is just compression and they're pretty flat fronted.A corset (or sturdy stays) is like wearing a binder and one of those belts weight lifters use. There has never been a good era to have massive boobs in. A corset is the best solution but they're unnecessary for the vast majority of people.
You guys like dying earth?
>>34721522The most vivid one
>>34721531tbdesu i normally just drink double vodka cokes because its fairly cheap and gets me drunk quickly haha
>>34721537It's a little ad vanced for me.
>>34721524Thanks. Im way too stressed about being inexperienced to not put in effort tbqh. Also my mind is a bit porn rotted so I probably want to do too much different stuff lol
>>34721537Haven't read it. Should I?
>>34721540jesus christ>>34721543yeah, it is good. Maybe start from cugel's saga I prefer the short stories though
THAT FEEL WHEN no gf to go see the new Spider Man movie with
>>34721537haven't read. Lyonesse was alright.
I’d make healthcare dual-practice (private-public) and rid every doctor of every privilege in lieu of liabilityI can expand more on this if any foid is interested
>>34721539Honestly not a bad option as long as you can handle your liquor lol. I use to be able to drink anything. Then I tried moonshine. That stuff knocked me to the ground it was so strong. Don't remember much after that. Always leads to a "interesting" story in the morning.
>>34721537It sounds cool, but I haven't read any of it. Probably should.The DCC adaptation of it looks fun.
I cast re-grow hymen spell on all femanons
I’m not sorry in saying this, the most glaring problem with free healthcare has to do with mass immigration
>>34721511have a good penisdont be ugly>inb4 all these self-lying foidsdo not trust people when they tell you what they really "want" or "need" in life, that's like rule #1 of psychology.
love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you
>>34721559Think again, evil-doer
>>34721563nigga thinks he's Satella the witch of Envy
We have had free healthcare since before any leafanon posting was born so don’t tell me this is about free healthcare while desecrating what remains of it
>>34721563<3
My darling
>>34721561Yeah it's hard to get enough immigration to staff all the hospitals and clinics.
you guys are kinda gay like a homosexual vibe idk man
>>34721551ive not actually experimented much with alcohol, i just stick with my vodka cokes because i know it works for me. maybe i should branch out sometime, but its honestly such a good strat for me because if i make my vodka cokes at home im able to get drunk for like £5! (it helps that im a bit of a lightweight...)
>>34721562according to your logic I could just telk women to suck my dick, and thrm go to sleep once Im finished. You seem Chadsexual
>>34721572Go to any ER and have fun waiting hours behind Abdul’s grannyBillions
her eyesshe's on the dark sideneutralize every man in sight every man in sight
Femanon, this could be us, but you hate me>>>/wsg/6188719
>>34721579For me, it's Group Four
>>34721578Exactly, we need to increase immigration so we can get more doctors and nurses.
>>34721582But it’s all proportional (doctors & patients) while also ignoring the fundamental concept of threshold
>>34721577i dont give a fuck if you listen, i was simply telling you the truth. if you wanna whine about it or whatever that's your problem, virgin.
What other board do you think /atoga/ should accept immigrants from?
>>34721581yeah
>>34721587Even with immigration the population of Canada is going to fall in the near future. You should be trying to get all the immigrants you can to prevent total collapse of the tax base funding universal healthcare.
>>34721589r9k trash pol d lit int his mlp soc
>>34721580God i know I could never be that whimsical and I am not deserving of a gf
>>34721576Oh don't worry. We can find you some nice simple cocktails to try out. It would actually be really cool to try a drink mixing class. Might help you branch out more and see if you like other things. Though if we try mixing drinks would I be carrying you by the end of the night? Not that I'd complain ;)
>>34721589I'm from /o/ so definitely not from there
>>34721593they are just dancing what do you mean
>>34721591Kill yourself
women whats the worst thing you've ever seen on the internet?
>>34721589Wsg>>34721592Post nose
>>34721580>>34721593that's like... day 1 ballroom with your sister
>>34721599You lost the argument, Canadians really are stupid.
>>34721605My counter argument is that you kill yourself
>>34721591Or you can just accept that GDP is a useless metric and that the boomers larping ae rabbits inescapably saddles us with a temporary overhang of old people. This situation is not improved by collapsing wages and hyperinflating as the country is flooded with barely literate Hyderabad slum dwellers.No, a population shrinkung is not a bad thing.Required services scale down in tune with the lower tax base.
>>34721607Calm down, what are you getting so worked up aboot?
>>34721608*hyperinflating rents
Do you think it will al work out?
https://youtu.be/Epgo8ixX6Wo
>>34721595i would love that, it sounds very fun :)>would I be carrying you by the end of the night?quite possible haha, im a lightweight like i said. ive certainly had to lean on my friends after a night out when i couldn't walk straight before xd
>>34721546>start from cugel's sagaWill I be missing any context? I won't miss any important world building if I start there instead of with dying earth?
>>34721608The thing is that white Canadians won't accept any reduction in their gibs, so you'll need immigrants to work the jobs they won't do and make their treats for them.
>>34721614Yeah.
>>34721559You just sealed a tampon inside me. I'm going to die of TSS now thanks.
>>34721614We're fucked
>>34721614well... everyone that I dislike will die and their works come to nothing. that's plenty.
>>34721618It is not like that. Dying Earth is just a lot of short stories that sometimes have repeated characters
