>>34727853
ded?
First name: Nig
where were you when atoga died
Is Chainsmoker Cat manga any good
Incelligence
Oh wow you weren’t joking this shit dead dead, wtf are yall doing
>>34731580creepy deepy moidshippy dippy foids
>>34731622Maybe it is true that this place consists of only a dozen diehard posters
>>34731627I think the retarded niggers made them leave
>>34731580>girl wants to meet late at night on Sunday after work>Monday is her day offWonder if she won't be too tired after work, but I'll take it
I can fully understand how women think and what they want. I'm just too lazy to do the extra work I have to do on account of not being handsome.
>>34731622It's not mutt hours, not really euro hours either. Everyone sleepy.
>>34731648>I'm just too lazy to do the extra work I have to do on account of not being handsome.Yeah, I feel the same way. It's really not worth it for used up pussy and even if you get her, she will later cheat/dump you once she gets bored.
>>34731614I've seen the first 2 episodes and its alright so the manga would be good
>>34731651Only us, cлaвянe?
Slavic time
I just had to read this in a tiktok live...
>>34731610In bed, sleeping.
>>34731666Ok and?
I'm kinda forced to man up and have a hookup phase. The average body count among women here is 5, messing either serial monogamists or hookup sluts. I refuse to be outdone by a woman I'm dating or have only her "have some fun". So I had better get started.
>To girlsYou think a girl liking you is a good reason as any to just get hitched?Most people here get married while barely knowing each other and it seems to work out somehow.I don't know her as well but I guess she remembers me from some stuff, and she's really got her heart set on it.
>>34731676Why does somebody use "foid" unironically?
Hehe, lil cutie patootie silly foid
>>34731648Why does the cat look worried? Can cats feel worry like a human?
>>34731715>Can cats feel worryObviously.
If you are over 35 and do not have a mate, do not have a social group, aren't married or have children, explain why because those are not only red flags for potential mates but also red flags for potential employers for non poverty like jobs, so any mental or physical excuses do not work, mental doesn't work because nobody takes mental health seriously and physical doesn't work because they expect you hook up with fellow physically challenged people, like if you wear hearing aids, you should at least be able to attract someone else with hearing impairment or your personality should not make that an issue.Don't you understand, it's not just a christmas cake thing, that's just the soft acceptable term, single adults are seen as potential threats to workplace stability due to likely not getting along with their coworkers or disrupting their coworkers states due to the anomaly in their space. So I ask once again, what's your excuse for being over age 35 and essentially being alone in the world as far strangers know?
>>34731720How do you know?
>>34731689Being physically attracted to each other is the only uncontrollable factor. Everything else depends on who you are as people. If you're both the kind of people who can say something and then keep their word then it'll work out. If you're not then it won't work out no matter how much "chemistry" you have.
>>34731723I've met cats.
>>34731690men unironically hate women and constantly probe for outlets to express that hate without being punishedwhen you use a word even ironically it slowly loses its scandalous charge which opens the way for unironic use without consequences
>>34731721Some people simply do not know how to be entertaining. The right person for some of us would rather enjoy our company than see only the bad in things.
>>34731731>it slowly loses its scandalous chargeNTA. Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of using it in the first place?
>>34731731real haters use the words "scrotes" n "holes" right now
Howdy, Euro Femanons.
>>34731731>menGenuinely, my first thought when I saw his comment was "this must be some edgy 15 year old boy".
>>34731740>scrotesIf my gf called me that with a dirty smirk and slap my face, I'd plow her holes, if you catch my drift.
the odyssey was a solid 7.5/10
Hehe, goonbait
>>34731757We chuds are offended by the blacks in it
>>34731761desu the dark skin one and zendaya have hardly any screen time the indian dude has more screen time combined i think
>>34731758While hilarious, it just fortifies my opinion of never having any off-spring.
>>34731688You need experience first before hooking up. Hook up sluts will laugh at you if you're nervous or anxious before fucking. I started fucking escorts myself to gain experience.
>>34731778I'll keep it in mind.
>>>/r9k/85088931> /csg/ - Cuckson/mom ntr General #5 (5)>Ugly bastard with Mommy edition - Momcest Outcasts>New thread for content and discussions related to the cuckson fetish and cuckson psychology. Fantasies, real experiences, and media related to the idea of serving as your mother's diligent cuckold slave, simping for your mother, and generally being submissive and subservient to her. Off-topic posting about other family members is not encouraged. Please refrain from tasteless spamming.
>>34731791Kek, this is what happens when a generation is raised by single mothers. Females are useless at raising men. You can imagine how much shitty advice these guys got from their single mothers in dating.
>>34731798Bad parents probably don't give any dating advice.
>>34731751>casually misandrist gf links you a news article and wonders out loud what the gender of the perpetrator must have been, acting shocked when she finds out
>ask a woman anything>answer is a lie, wrong or made up shit
>>34731803That sounds like a fun time.For both of us!
>>34731731You need men to be that for some reason. I can be like that to you.
>>34731804>misogynist>frog poster>doesn't use Oxford commasThe trifecta for a terrible poster.
>>34731811NTAOxford commas are horrible except for where they are necessary.
>>34731815He has never gotten laid and is a mexican who watches fresh and fit
>>34731819Some cartel member should drag his obese shitsack of a body out of his favela and cut him into pieces and feed him to the other spics
>>34731815>>34731819It's not a lie and I'm not Mexican. I've been mocked by hook up sluts for being nervous. What would I gain from lying on 4chan when it literally happened to me?
>>34731823NTAWhich is a description of someone who is anxious.I've plenty of anxieties around sex that I'm working through.
>>34731823>"they never mocked you!">"they mocked you because you're x!"Uh huh
>>34731821Just some banter, friend. Baseless accusations is like my favorite thing to do to people.Get nicer sluts. They're not all bullies.
Holy seethe from the racist retard kek
>>34731838>10 minutes of silence
>>34731842If his posts don't make you laugh there's something wrong with you
I (crack)ship it
how long does sex typically last? I've long given up on professional porn since it's so fake, amateur porn is fake too but atleast you can tell when they're actually feeling pleasure since it's done by people and their friends/lovers than another stripper/escort/sex worker
>cook>pretend I am talking to a gf while I do all the steps, telling her my thoughts behind how I cook whatThis is exceptionally sad.
>>34731856having imaginary gf is a bad choice, anon
>>34731854Good sex, an hour, maybe 3 if you count the extended subtle foreplayBoyfriend sex, 7 minutes
>>34731859At least the soup turned out great...
>>34731856>anon wrapping his arms around his imaginary gf from behind while she chops the onions so he can hold her hands and show her the correct way to do it;_; these damn onions, must be extra spicy
>>34731651Its early afternoon here so no.>>34731778>Hook up sluts will laugh at you if you're nervous or anxious before fuckingNta. Is that actually true, as in it happened to you repeatedly? I'm in the same situation and I really don't want to resort to hookers. It gives me the ick. Never mind the almost impossible challenge of finding one who is actually attractive and likeable and doesn't cost like 500€/h.
>>34731580State genderWhat's the most controversial ship you like?
>>34731869That's a very nice fantasy too...
>>34731873MBatavia 1628
>>34731873MI don't know what makes a ship controversial, but I recently saw the 1984 Bounty movie and that is an absolutely amazing story, so probably that.
>>34731873>What's the most controversial ship you like?FZucest, in an Andy and Leyley way.Or Jacob and Renesmee.
>>34731890Ew, bad foid, bad
>>34731887YNB
>>34731890agree with the other anon, i dont believe in saying foid but that is very putrid
>>34731891>>34731894>people pretending to know who those names are
>>34731890I'm a girl and I like zucest too
>>34731873MU2540, grandfather of all modern Submarines. The first true submarine with the capacity to travel submerged. Tragically it was finished only right at the end of the war, to be piflered by allied forces and used as blueprint for all subsequent modern submarines. >>34731890Anon asked for ships, not ahwtever you are talking about. So please get with the program.
>>34731873MIsha & Nurgle
How do I have less nightmares?
>>34731904>Anon asked for ships, not ahwtever you are talking about. So please get with the program.Shit, sorry>>34731907Terminus Est then*
>>34731862>Boyfriend sexSometimes I wonder why women bother dating people long term when they clearly despise husbands and boyfriends.
>>34731922Boyfriends put in more effort in the honeymoon phase and only start taking us for granted over time. It's hard to accept that someone you love was and is using you so it takes time to break up
>>34731930You expect too much
>>34731934I am aware, hence I don't date men
I need genuine advice nowI owe 3 months of child support to my ex wife but I have fallen into a black hole of findom where I send almost all my money to a woman that lives on the other side of the country
>>34731930Goes for both genders in my experience.
>>34731937You went the dyke cope way? What did you expect from men that you couldn't get?>>34731940Don't pay the child support. Obviously don't do this findom shit either. That's worse than gambling.
>>34731930Ok but why would you intentionally have worse sex. Its not like having several hours long sex isn't more interesting and fun as the guy as well
My parents won't let me find a husband for my dog so she could have puppies, because she is blind.
>>34731954>several hours long sexNta, serveral hours of sex is stupid. 30 minutes counting foreplay is already a lot. 2 people need to get off. It shouldn't take hours.
>>34731956Ableist>>34731910Start living a healthy peaceful life
>>34731956Should I take her to the park when she is menstruating so she can get raped and be pregnant?
>>34731957>2 people need to get off.I don't believe in this orgasm fixation. I can crank a quick nut out by mself in ten minutes, but playing with a woman is just a fun activity in itself.
>>34731961>t.
>>34731947>You went the dyke cope way?NTAAsk normal questions.
>>34731964I am the ugly girl who posted pics here lol
>>34731956Cute dog.
>>34731963>I don't believe in this orgasm fixation.Then hook up with JH.
>>34731966Ok, i will ask you.What kind of morality makes you like this? Christian, progressive or something else?
>>34731969She is so adorable. I need her to have puppies. Her bloodline of cuteness can't end with her.
>>34731975>>34731956Zoophiles
>ask womenhow do I know you, who I'm talking to, are real women?
>>34731946Women nut on you and go to sleep leaving you to wank alone?>>34731947>What did you expect from men that you couldn't get?Loyalty, emotional intimacy, mutually satisfying sex>>34731954Most men don't enjoy sex, it's just a biological need. They physically need to nut and they want it done as quickly as possible so they can go back to watching TV
>>34731976Just imagine the blind puppies Anon.
>>34731977did you skip or KYC somehow? it should be working
>>34731977You can almost always tell by the things they say and how they say them.
>>34731981Look at her as a puppy.
>>34731987you are a woman>>34731983you also are a woman but a mean one
>>34731978>Loyalty, emotional intimacy, mutually satisfying sexOk, all that's possible. You're just making shit up.I thought you wanted 3 hours of cuddling every day, 4 hours of sex every day, vacation every month and restaurant meals every week.
>>34731978>Women nut on you and go to sleep leaving you to wank aloneNo they just stop putting in effort in general. Less lovey dovey, don't initiate intimacy, don't want to make the man feel special, have less patience for any flaws in their man.But as a woman I assume you'll next say that all of these are my fault and that my ex was a perfect angel.
>>34731978>Most men don't enjoy sex, it's just a biological need. They physically need to nut and they want it done as quickly as possible so they can go back to watching TVntain my experience it's either because of two reasons: the woman Im with in that moment isnt actually hot enough to keep me engaged so as soon as I cum I go back to my mental palaceORI couldn't enjoy the sex (because I was nervous, it happened to me a few times) and I couldn't keep up the mood
>>34731990>you are a womanI’m a man. I guess you can’t tell.
>>34731989What are these called? Small dogs are typically ugly, but these seem cute.
>>34731990I wasn't even mean
>>34731995Havanese. She is super shy and peaceful, loves cuddles and food.
>>34731989grim
>>34731978>Loyalty, emotional intimacy, mutually satisfying sex>Most men don't enjoy sex, it's just a biological need.You sound like you're seething at a particular ex, or just have a shit taste in men in general. Or you have full blown relationships with lukewarm randoms just to not be alone, which is most often the cause for this bullshit.
>>34731989cute
>>34731970I just got here, what's that supposed to mean?
>>34732008You are evil. She is adorable.
>>34731580State genderWhat's your opinion on radfems?
>>34731967Why would you randomly bring up rape?
>>34732018I dunno how else to get her to have puppies. Maybe I could find a husband for her in secret.
>>34731910get a LOT of exercise outside, supplement L-theanine, melatonin, CBD, magnesium, sleep with air circulation and one or more of your favorite white noise, learn lucid dreaming and body scanning
>>34732020You could've just said a hook-up or a one-night stand. Why would you want your pet to be raped?
Women, do you really laugh at inexperienced guys during hook ups and reject them if they show any anxiety?
>>34731991If you live together and are both employed, hours of cuddling and a restaurant meal several times per week is nothing. 4 hours per day is just too much time to spend chasing pleasure though, it's reaching addiction levels.>>34731992It's nice that you're self-aware but you should take the introspection further.If you offer her 7 minutes of orgasmless sex, what motive does she have to keep initiating it?>>34731993It's so bizarre to me that men use women that they don't enjoy sex with, for sex, and are willing to string them along for years for that purpose>>34732010>you have had 1 bf or many bfs, either way it's your fault and not a common experience with behaviors straight men are notorious for and admit doingThanks for the horoscope reading
>>34732024Lmfao you are right
>>34731956Is her blindness genetic? If so, then you shoudn't create more dogs to suffer.
>>34731580If you are waiting for marriage, when should you let the person you're dating know?
>>34732029Yeah, maybe you are right. It is genetic, but she is happy even tho she is blind
Obama got a white mama
>>34732033and?We know
why did we let programmers start thinking that they are more than shit shovelers
>>34732031Absolute deal breakers should be date one, my friend.
>>34731998U a dog person? Me a cat person. They're softer.
>>34731978>Most men don't enjoy sexFind that a weird statement.
>>34732039because the intelligent and systematic use of mathematics has won every war for at least the last three or four hundred years
>>34732039AI is providing the final solution to the programmer question>>34732042It's cope from a retard. Most things in the world happen because men need pussy.
>>34732043>intelligent and systematic use of mathematics The social engineering required to train people into killing each other en masse has been far, far more important. Spergs always overvalue Mathematics because it happens to be the one and only field of science which you can be good at without understanding humans.
>>34732027Yeah I can see why only retards and faggots gf you up. No man worth a shit is going to spend time around a woman with your attitude. You get what you give.
>>34732044>It's cope from a retard.I think it's Whorra. The other brown dyke, the one who married a slut who cheated on her with her boss or something like that.
>>34732046do you really want to have this conversation? it won't end well.
>>34732046You need so many data collection and processing systems to get to a kill. The trigger is the least important thing
>>34732043>intelligent and systematic use of mathematicsSomeone still had to do the shit work of making the calculations. Very few people were actually doing innovative intelligent work
>>34731614From that pic alone and title I can already tell you. 0 chance it's good.You're getting baited to waste your time on it.
>>34732031ASAP. First date.
>>34732051Bring it on faggot>>34732052Entirely worthless unless you know how to rile up a society into warfare and consensus cracking to the point where people will voluntarily sign up to kill others. Never mind knowing how to overcome and systematically break a mans self-preservation instinct so he can actually be a soldier. 18th century armies had desertion rates in excess of 80%, all your data collection means squat if your intended kill threw away his gun and went home instead.
>>34732059I don't think I will. This isn't /atoga/ material.
>>34732059yeah, we use missiles now
STEM vs humanitiesThe one who makes McDonalds burgers vs the one who sells them
>>34732059>Never mind knowing how to overcome and systematically break a mans self-preservation instinct so he can actually be a soldier.Religion will help with that. Not saying this to be against religion. This is an argument for religion.
Why are women so evil?
>>34732071If they say why? Why?Tell them that it's human natureWhy? Why does he do me that way?If they say why? Why?Tell them that it's human natureWhy? Why does he do me that way?
>>34732070Religion actually hurts that. Modern psychological methods to achieve that goal are completely secular.
>>34732071They grew up thinking they can do no wrong and everyone must bow at their feet. The result is the narcissist modern foid who's obsessed with her likes and followers on IG. They have no concept of empathy, love and loyalty.
>>34732076>They grew up thinking they can do no wrong and everyone must bow at their feet.It is always funny to see posts made by americans. Please take into account that most cultures of the world do not have performative simping hard baked into their identity.
>>34732071so the children suffered but doesn't say who caused? Am I stupid?
>>34732077I'm not American. Where are you from?
>>34732027She came every time, I made sure of it. But then she demanded 20+ minutes of continuous penetration, I cannot provide that, my dick doesn't work that way. So she dried up and wasn't willing to find any compromises at all, and insulted me about it repeatedly. When I told her I would never treat her this way, she "apologized".It's funny that you immediately took her side on incomplete information. Every relationship issue a man has is his own fault, women are perfect angels.
>>34732076Crazy, because I feel the same about men. Crazy I can do everything in my power to project the fact that I'm a lesbian online and men are still entitled enough to hit on and harass me, but you never see women hitting guys up on Grindr.
>>34732084delulu
Disgraceful
>>34732084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD4yRDY9mek
>>34732084Unattractive women accuse straight men of being faggots all the time because they aren't attracted to them.Not to mention the trannies who claim to sleep with "straight" men
Congratulations anons we made it to Friday
>>34732071I’ll be good next time anon. Just let me back inside before I melt on the streets.
>>34732041I worked at a cat shelter too. I love both cats and dogs.
>>34732071Ignoring the fact that this is a random statistic, why are you assuming that it's only women engaging in the abuse when the statistic makes no mention of which parent is doing the abuse.>Muh single mothers!And? Plenty of men still manage to abuse their kids while married.
>>34732111>in relationships
what can a father do to make his daughter feel secure enough to walk about the house in the nude in his presence?
>>34732112Oh okay I misread it. Whatever, still a random statistic with no source being randomly thrown around for pointless ragebait.
>>34732077in most euro cunts it's literally illegal to commit sexism in public
>>34731580
>>34732117delusional
>>34732119"NO WAY, FAG!"
state genderhow old are you?how old do you look?
>>34732101Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile
>>34731622I fell asleep immediately after bullying a moid to show cock so I didn't see it.
>>34731622I have to write an essay so i dont have time to make as many baitposts as i usually dosorry
>>34732114Kill himself>>34732123I like the anime
>>34732133It's a manga, thoeverbeit
>>34732129M, 30I look roughly 25 to 30 years old. I guess I must have undergone twink death right after I turned thirty because I stopped getting carded for alcohol purchases two months after my thirtieth birthday.
>>3473185415 hours
>>34731854>how long does sex typically last?Including foreplay? Maybe like an hour or so.
>>34732138we all die twink death at some point. i found a grey hair a few months ago. but i lost it naturally, and now i have no gray hairs again.
>>34731977I don't consider you a man and I still ask you questions.
>>34732137It's Blue Box, right? There's an anime adaptation that's pretty good.
>>34732144I was ready for it, at least.I haven’t gotten a gray hair since I was around 23 iirc. I got my first when I was around 15.
>>34732129M 35About late twenties/30That said people have been telling me this since my early twentis. I guess I matured early and will simply look like that for most of my life.
>>34732130Where is the proof? And Kendrick's insult are fucking lame, literally third grade insults from the so called lyrical mastermind. Kendrick could take a shit on stage and kbots like you would say it's some sort of tribute to MLK lmao
Men, what are your thoughts on the phrase "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."?
>>34732119don't mind if I yabba dabba do
State genderDo you consider the following to be virgins?1. Women who've only been raped2. Men who've only fucked prostitutes I'm a yes to both
>>34732158>1. Women who've only been rapedno, theyve had sex>2. Men who've only fucked prostitutesno, theyve had sex
>>34732158No, if you've had sex, you're not a virgin. Simple as that.
>>34732158MNo to both. You had sex and shared DNA with each other.
>>34732158M1. Yes2. No
I'm becoming an /ic/ poster
Do you think Jason Bateman ever cooked?Considering how obsessed he was with his looks and health.
>>34732159>>34732160What is sex though?Is a woman whose hymen breaks from something unrelated to sex no longer a virgin? Is a man who fucks fleshlights not a virgin?In my opinion, virginity is fundamentally a social thing. For men, it means they were able to successfully rizz up a woman to be into them. For women, it means they caved and surrendered to a guy. I think this is a much more useful definition of virginity than just piv
>>34732167why would you voluntarily go to one of the worst boards
>>34732133daddy issues detected
>>34732172I want to talk to other people in my computer who make visual art
>>34732158>Women who've only been rapedYes. Men cannot steal what isn't able to be stolen.>Men who've only fucked prostitutesMen do not have virginities.
>>34732178So what am I, a 26 yo sexless male specimen?
gender, what's your diagnosis(es)f, autism
>>34732180Yes. You are just boyfailure.
>>34732184Thought this was an incel myth.
>>34732183M, falling sickness and probably some mild social deficiency.
>>34732186Incels also do not exist themselves. Celibacy is a choice and so is continuing to be unworthy of dating.
I haven't fapped in three days! I'm so fucking horny, I want to cum so bad, I can feel a pressure near my taint and the base of my balls like I just want to fucking thrust my hips and cum. I'm in my car squirming, I'm so fucking horny.
>>34732183MBipolar 2 :D
>>34732158F>1. Women who've only been rapedYes, virginity is about giving yourself to someone. Saying a woman isn't a virgin because she was raped is like saying a child sex slave is a slut.>2. Men who've only fucked prostitutesNo, they've had consensual sex.
>>34732158Love how this post implies that:1. Men can't be raped2. Women can't fuck prostitues
He Came, He Saw, He Conquered
>>34732190Thought it was a myth and that women didn't actually think that way*
>>34732194>No, they've had consensual sex.But you cannot buy consent. That's why we have laws against soliciting prostitutes.
Plappy Friday
>>34732194You are wrong. So if someone got raped and got pregnant, she didn't have sex and is still a virgin by your retarded logic?
>>34732183FAutism with selective mutism (4 years old)GAD (13 years old)BPD, depression, and PTSD (22 years old)And yes, it grips like a retarded kid holding a pencil.
Too many calories being burned processing such a pointless question
>>34732201Virginity as a construct, yes.
>>34732183In the words of my Therapist, I have "a wild subconscious". Nothing official though.
>>34732205>And yes, it grips like a retarded kid holding a pencil.I've noticed that a lot of non-retarded kids write like that now too.
>>34732205are you hot
why does it matter what constitutes a virgin when any women over the age of 13 has had sex anyways
What is my response to this. Matched her on Monday night, got her onto whatsapp Tuesday and text literally all day. Worked out that our logistics this week don't really work, so didn't text Thursday. Reach back out today just to touch base and say I'll talk to her next week to organise something. She's into me, but we live 90 mins away from eachother so the logistics of meeting are difficult. Before I get the not interested response, I honestly don't believe that, I've spoken to many women before and gone on dates before and this girl seems legit, real and nice.
>>34732213Arguably
>>34732208No, she is not a virgin. You are being obtuse.
Is there a special way you tie your shoes?
>>34732216>matched her>we live 90 mins away from eachotherI jkust don't get the point. Just post up at a supermarket next to you and ask out every somwehat attractive woman who walks past. Sure you're gettign rejected in your face and not by quietly swiping left, but is that really so much worse? Because it is the exact same process and randomness as online dating with a much higher success rate.
>>34732223>just get banned from the supermarket broGreat advice, retard.
>>34732222quads confirm that there is
>>34732223This could be sound advice in the 90s or 2000s maybe, but not in the era where everything you do in public risks immortalizing you on TikTok forever
Anons I am creating a zine with plans to do with my man.The pages are: 1) Cozy dates: - going to the movies - having a picnic - visiting a museum - going hiking and picking wildflowers - stargazing/going to the planetarium - feeding animals 2) Creative dates: * painting with watercolors using seawater * swapping paintings every 15 minutes and painting * taking a pottery class * making a photo album * making a time capsule for our future selves * sketching pretty things we see in the park * making natural perfumes 3) Rainy day dates: * doing puzzles * candlelight dinner * reading together * doing makeup (I can't think of many, open to ideas) 4) Fun dates: * going to Six Flags * going to a club * going to karaoke * going to an arcade * going thriftingAny more ideas?
>>34732228Who the fuck cares about tiktok?
>>34732219I wouldn't need to be so obtuse if you weren't such acute-y.
I still cannot believe that England lost
>>34732231Sex
>>34732234I am an Argie and I wanted you guys to win because football fans trash my country when they win.
>>34732222The last time I paid attention to twitter, people were vagueposting about how embarrassing it is to do bunny ears as an adult and not the super cool grown up method, so maybe
>>34732235That isn't something you plan...
>>34732231I think this is very cute. I think I would enjoy all these with a girl that I liked. Not necessarily because I'm actually interested in every activity but just because it's her.Do women like seeing men out of their element fumbling with perfume stuff and making a mess? Do girls get off on that sort of thing?
>sweeney is a hipletBoys how do we cope...
>>34732234I can. England sucks.
>>34732183MGenius, self-diagnosed
>>34732183Mretardation and pride
>>347322222 ways. I got taught the rare one.
>>34732239My man loves perfume a lot. He know so much. An anon sent me a video on how to make perfumes, so I might get a kit and gift it to my fiancé so he can make his own fragances. I love doing creative stuff with him.
>>34732240>caring about celebscertified sub 80 iq moment
>>34732158Mno to both, but I add another filter for the menif they havent had sex in the last 4 months, they're virgins again
>>34732240I'm more of a tits enjoyer. Face is more important than tits. Tits more important than hips.
>>34732183Today I talked with my psychologist about this. I think I just have trauma that manifests in diverse ways.
>>34732240I don't care about hips, I'd even go more cardio bunny flat than her. Someone linked this image to me at one point for example and I'm actually not that attracted to her, she's way too curvy for me. Looks weird as hell.
>>34732248This thread is the only reminder in my life rn that people care about celebrities still lol
>>34732240She has always been a fridge. We know this.
>>34732251I think that's true for most mentally ill people. I don't think a diagnosis is always the best way to treat someone responding to and processing trauma.
>>34732247I have a hard time convincing myself to shower despite having a very physical job. I'll go a week without showering and then have random women compliment my smell.
>>34732246whats the rare one?
>>34732257You can look it up
>>34732252BUILT
I wish I could only interact with women when they're ovulating. It's like the only time where I feel like we're on the same wavelength and have fun. Every other time they're depressed and suicidal.
>>34732260American moment
>>34732240Never cared about that FAS faced Marilyn Monroe wannabe.
I just woke up from a nightmare where I had thick tummy hair ugh I get shivers just thinking about it
>>34732222I always lace and tie one shoe mirrored from the other
>>34731758Omg that entire thread is fucking hilarious. Seething Karen teachers is just so glorious! They are unironically such pearl clutching fuddy duddies. It’s interesting to see how mainstream Democrat positions have the same kind of institutional power as the evangelical Christian cohort did 20 years ago when I was a kid and I remember the Karen’s flipping out about yugioh and Pokémon and shit.
>>34732228the beach is probably the only place where it's acceptable to cold approach
>>34732228>immortalizing you on TikTok foreverThat would require you to do something entertaining or shocking eough so Zoomies don't forget you with ten minutes. Hitting on women while remotely normal does not qualify.>>34732225I was bering hyperbloic. It was to point out how utterly retarded online dating is. You can just go to abar and make it your goal to talk to one or two girls who are smiling at you like a normal average Chad.
>>34732273>it's acceptable to cold approachwhat about a giant walk in freezer? get itbecause its cold and youre approaching people
>>34732272>Karen’s flipping out about yugioh and Pokémon and shit.Did americans seriously believe that was satanism and human sacrifice?Also if I ever have kids it will be literally impossible for me to take teachies complaints about them seriously in any way. Imagine having to pretending that the stuff kids do in high school or God forbid elementary school matters at all for their actualy lives.
What causes chafing on the sides of the dick during sex?
>>34732273What? How? The women are half naked and have their guard up already. Or you're doing the "give bad advice on purpose" bit?
>>34732250porn brainmelt moment. hips are the defining trait of a woman's femininity. nothing better signals her fertility and ability to breed than hip width. for all of human history until the 1950s, hips>tits for a reason.
>>34732273Cold approaching is for losers unless you do it as an exercise to reduce your anxiety. Just atlk to the girls who glance at you or suspiciously hover in your vicinity and stuff.Its not an exact science so always err on the side of assuming attraction. But if a woman pointedly looks away or pretends to be extremely busy with something or someone else, leave it. Being able to read social cues is mandatory.
>>34732279Yeah pretty much. Not all Americans but certainly back then there was a very vocal minority.
>>34732279nobody actually did that. it was a smear campaign from lefty media to try and shame and humiliate Christians.
>>34732282I expected a sciencerino moment from this nerd. I like what i like. Go die.
>>34732266My life is your worst nightmare, apparently.
>>34732279>Imagine having to pretending that the stuff kids do in high school or God forbid elementary school matters at all for their actualy lives.But it does matter? Just not in the way those teachers think. But school is often a prerequisite for how your life will turn out.
>>34732282for all of human history until the 1950s, child mortality was at almost 50% , with a decent chance of the mother croaking during birth as well.Nowadays those numbers are almost negligible, so a woman being able to pop out ten children in a row and live is not exactly valuable anymore.
>>34732273Yeah? How did that go for you?
>>34732281nobody has their guard up at the beach, dude. it's probably the most unguarded public space you can go to. do you even live near a beach? I do, just walking on the sand barefoot automatically relaxes your brain and mellows you out. anybody who's at the beach alone is there specifically to try and socialise with new people.
>>34732129M27I look mid-late 30s, everybody says that my beard makes me look older.
>>34732289>But school is often a prerequisite for how your life will turn out.I never understood this belief. Nearly all school "Chads" I know are either deadbeats or office wagies whose lifes are drudgery. All the "weirdoes" had interesting lifes and almost without exception did actual things with their lives. Granted, the boot licking A-grad snitch nerds stayed the same way after school, but at least their ass kissing and midwittery got them decent carreers, other than the Chads.
>>34732287your taste is shit. if you want to be a reductive retard I can be one too. >>34732290biology doesn't get upended because we learnt how to slice a woman's stomach open and extract a child without the risk of it killing her with her dysgenic man pelvis.
>>34732296Alright, give me a greentext of your last successful cold approach at the beach.
>>34732289NTA but not for me. I was one of the worst students in my friends group. Straight Ds and Fs. I was constantly tardy. I also had one of the worst homelifes. Actual poverty and homelessness. I’m the only one in my friends group that has a high paying dream career and wife and kids. All my other friends, many of whom were example students are rotting at home with mom and dad right now working at Amazon and playing vidya all day with major depression and no future prospects.
>>34732302no true Scotsman setup
>>34732301>i have good taste>posts pedophile cartoonsOk, i win again. As always.
>23yo fWould you reject a woman for having long nails? If you got together with a girl who changed her style to get long nails, would you give her a chance to get rid of them then break up with her? Would you keep dating her?I don’t have long nails; they’re gross. Just curious.
There's nothing more blackpilling than dating advice 2bh
Why did every single English parent in the late 90s decide to name their daughter Cara?
>mfw make a really good joke in /atoga/>nobody laughs
>>34732296>anybody who's at the beach alone is there specifically to try and socialise with new people.Speak for yourself I'm there to lay in the sun.
>>34732306>sees a child>immediately fantasises about her having sexFreudian slip moment
>>34732290>Nowadays those numbers are almost negligibleOne death in 5000 births isn't negligible.
>>34732307No, I find them sort of sexy in the right context, but they seem like a nuisance most of the time.
>>34732296>anybody who's at the beach alone is there specifically to try and socialise with new people.I wouldn't mind that happening, but absolutely not. I'm there to walk and look at the bodies. So exercise and perversion at the same time.
>>34732288not my worst nightmare but it was indeed scary and gross
>>34732306NTAI give zero fucks about this argument but Cardcaptor Sakura is one of the most SFW anime out there. If he posted something from a lewd doujin, I'd kind of get your point, but he just posted a gif.>>34732314NTAMost of those deaths are occurring in third world countries that don't have access to modern medicine.
Beep. Boop.
>>34732314How is it not. It's childbirth. Aiming for a 100% success rate will always end in failure. 0.02 percent failure is pretty darn good.
>>34732303>high paying dream career and wife and kidsHow did you get that? Every stat says that someone from your background won't be successful.
>>34732314>>34732313>animefag>confused about math and statisticsI don't like you
>>34732297What about without a beard?
>>34732305Why do you care if I believe you or not? Just give anons the greentext of your totally successful beach approach.
>>34732129M 2215
>>34732307if she scratches me once the relationship is overcats are at least cute
>>34732307as long as two are short I don't mind
>>34732322Fuck the stats man. That’s why I always can’t stand the people who say they can’t get a chick because so and so. But if you wanna know I did this. >dropped out>got a GED>joined military for 4 years>got out and used GI Bill to go to college for free>worked my ass off>now working my dream jobAs for my relationships. Didn’t even kiss a girl until I was 25. One day I just decided to stop being a loser virgin and I just went for it. It’s not impossible.
>>34732234>I still cannot believe that England lostAs an Englander, I bet on Argentina to win. Very safe bet. People in England have this bizarre delusion that the England team is actually world-class. It isn't, hasn't been in 60 years, and almost certainly never will be again. But every world cup, every Euro competition, everyone in the country insists on acting like there's a chance England might win. There isn't. It's always just a question of when they crash out. It annoys the hell out of me.
>>34732330I haven't gone without a bread for a long, long time. I think that maybe I'd look around 24 or 25.
>>34732222>Is there a special way you tie your shoes?The very first TED talk ever given was about this.
I got the diarrhea parasite.
>>34732216She's trying to let you down gently.
>>34732307Just have normal nails. What race is this?
>>34732346We know
Do women actually want bfs?
>>34732346How's the weather in india
>>34732183>gender, what's your diagnosis(es)M. Autistic Spectrum Disorder and Depression. I wouldn't be surprised if there's since undiagnosed stuff going on as well.
>>34732350yeah, but not the ones here
>>34732350Only after they hit 25And oftentimes it's a status seeking thing too
I wish gay men stopped hitting on me
>>34732158>Do you consider the following to be virgins?Who gives a fuck? Virginity is just a construct anyway.
>>34732350They want the concept of a man, but not an actual man with flaws and shit.
>>34732354Womp womp
>>34732350I used to I don't any more
>>34732359NTA>Male projection
>>34732356Urban?
>>34732359Story of my god damn life.
>straight women LOVE gay men and being friends with them>straight men HATE lesbian women and avoid them Interesting
>>34732350>Do women actually want bfs?Yes, they very much do. It's important to remember that (for example) when you're on a date: she wants it to go well; that's her preferred outcome.
>>34732365The problem is because they won't fuck them duh
>>34732365I don't think that is true
>>34732362Lived experience*
>>34732356Do you want to be hit on by straight men?
>>34732346From what
>>34732366I mean yeah, if she can't lead you on, you won't offer to pay for the meal, give her gifts, shower her in attention and maybe be willing to accept her when she's had her fun.
>>34732365It depends on how much of a cumbrain you are and how much you value friendship. I don't value either of those.
>>34732365Honestly, having a lesbian friend who I can share hobbies with while not torturing myself with romantic uncertainty sounds nice.
>>34732371"Lived experience" meaning shit you saw on social media and random garbage statistics.
>>34732365I don't hate lesbians. I've gotten along pretty well with every lesbian I've met irl. I just don't have any close friends who are women, let alone lesbians.
But the thought of you going with another guy, no, it could never be me
>>34732378Yeah, i had the same thought. When things are unclear, it's creating intense feelings. Like in gambling.
Does central ac clear out smoke from indoors?
>>34732340They could have beaten Argentina if Tuchel didn't pull a Simeone and start protecting a 1-0 lead.>People in England have this bizarre delusion that the England team is actually world-class. It isn't, hasn't been in 60 years, and almost certainly never will be again.England did have a world-class team with Bellingham and Kane in their primes. 2006 was their best team by far, but Italy was even better. England's problem is that they always fuck up with the tactics despite having a team capable of winning the WC.
>>34732379No, meaning my girlfriend who threw down whenever I didn't live up to her expectations of a man.
>>34732383Test it out. Every gypsie family i know makes indoor fires.
>>34732383Idk. Putting a box fan in a window facing outwards would probably be a lot faster.
>>34732385>my girlfriendWhy isn't she your ex? Choose better.
>>34732384I will be devastated if argentina wins on sunday. It won't make sense to post this anymore if that happens.
>>34732373no I want women to hit on me more often
>>34732362Sure it's just projectionNot like every goddamn woman is complaining about how they aren't dating a billionaire who cooks and does all the cleaning for them
>>34732389She's my ex, ESL moment.>It didn't happen>Okay it did happen but it's your faultEvery time.
>>34732340It was so good on paper, but they failed to actually adopted TT’s tactics. I’ve never seen a team that looked that capable of winning it, though. In the end, it was just Bellingham carrying us. I just felt as if there was a magical vibe that would help us continue to barely eke out wins through the final.
>>34732366>preferred outcomeOnly with chad thoughThe preferred outcome is a free meal and you never talk to her again
>>34732392>Uses a social media post as evidence for his claim
>>34732318>Most of those deaths are occurring in third world countries that don't have access to modern medicine.No, 1 in 5000 is the death rate in *developed* countries. It's way higher than that in the third world. >>34732321There are plenty of complications that are a great deal more common than death, of course. Around 85% of women who give birth vaginally are torn up badly enough that they need stitches. A few days after birth, almost half of mothers involuntarily piss themselves when they laugh or sneeze; in 10-15%, it's still happening a year later.
>>34732390>Groid is delusional and has a shit takeShocker.
>>34732350I want a bf AND a gf.
>>34732399No, he's right. He's a white european man.
>>34732390omg kyllian dictador
>>34732350During ovulation.
>>34732365I don't care for lesbians. They aren't super into male interests like gay men are into female interests and they aren't fun to be aroundPlus 99.9999% of lesbians are super leftists who want men as marginalized as possible
>>34732393Men hate it when women judge all men based off of one bad boyfriend, why should I be okay with you judging all women based off one bad girlfriend? As for the "choose better", I'm merely replicating the same advice men in these threads give to women who suffer in bad relationships.
>>34732398>torn>involuntarily piss themselvesAnd? Now you're just complaining about human anatomy. That stuff isn't the medical professional's fault.
>>34732391Don't we all? I know it's no consolation, but if gay men are hitting on you, you must be doing something right.
>>34732383lol. No. Open a window.
>>34732406I know a right wing lesbian who I would dick down rabidly but she's not into men, she's just into drawing dicks and futa.
>>34732408NTAWhy do I get the feeling he's one of those guys who thinks normal women piss themselves all the time?
>>34732407Effectively, you're no better than the moids you hate.
>>34732400Greedy bitch
>>34732390It will depend on much refball Argentina gets. Spain should win this easily.Argentina>extra time with Cape Verde and Switzerland, 2-0 behind against Egypt, 1-0 behind England for 80 minsSpain>90 min wins against France, Belgium, Portugal
>know this girl irl >haven't seen each other in many months but still text occasionally >used to talk all the time but she texts less and less>gotten to the point where she ignores my texts and randomly ghosts for weeks before I give in and double text.>its becoming evident that she doesn't think about me at all that much anymore I've been wanting to ask her out for some time, but when I had better chances I didn't take em, but now that I have the courage I can feel her slipping away. wtf do I do?
>>34732397Wasn't evidence just a funny meme lol
>>34732412I've pissed myself a couple times as an adult lol. Never had kids. Having a urethra that's an inch and a half long is not great on road trips.
>>34732400If you and your gf agree to top me, I'm down.
>>34732418Piss fetish moid hands.
>>34732378>>34732382What's the point? Just get a guy friend.What, you think she'll let you touch her boob platonically? She can't even give relationship advice
>>34732420If that's what you want to believe
>>34732407Men aren't in a position to choose, dummy, females hold all the cards in all relationships.
>>34732231Date where you cosplay as extremely old people. Date where you dress up as animals and run around wildly. Date where you both take swimming lessons at the Y so you're less embarassed to do it alone. Date where you watch Chincoteague ponies. Date where you hike to Assateague Lighthouse.
>>34732416I mean, you yourself said that she doesn't think about you and that she's ignoring you. What do you think? Ask her out if it will give you peace, but be honest.
>>34732384Argentina could have scored 4 times before England starting pulling playersI understand getting mad at Tuchel because it didn't work, but it nearly didMessi had to make an inch perfect cross for the winner, meanwhile Argentina was finding tons of space before the 75'
>>34732416Take the lesson and stop being a pussy
>>34732383>Does central ac clear out smoke from indoors?No. Air conditioning takes air from the room, cools, it and pushes it back into the room again. There may be a simple filter, but it's only designed to trap dust, not smoke particles.
>>34732365Lesbians aren't real. Only men can be gay.
>>34732415They will pull another riggi
>>34732425Asking out a woman is choosing a woman regardless if she accepts or not. Last I checked, men are grown adults who are mentally capable of making decisions for themselves.
>>34732421I can have both, they're different kind of friendships.
>>34732387>>34732410The smoke is outside
>>34732350Every woman is a lesbian or a lesbian in denialI don't understand why any woman bothers with men when they'd clearly be happier with a woman
>>34732414That's me.>>34732419The whole point of the arrangement is to be able to shuffle everything around. Not just one dimensional sex.
>>34732435Aren't you a moody one today lol
>>34732416The fact that you're asking here instead of just going for it is telling me you should do nothing.
>>34732375>>34732396Okay, just don't date. More women for the rest of us.
>>34732427I think the reason I can't get over her is because we used to have a close bond and now I feel it gradually slipping away. I thought I'd have a chance forever
>>34732438Cope. Met several girls who tried dating girls and went back to guys.
>>34732443I'm sure you're slaying, fren.
>>34732307MI like long nails but there's a limit
>>34732434I hope so but this whole tournament seems like an Arab Exaltation Ritual, sponsored by Qatar, with the Muslim Brotherhood's favorite vacation spot (Spain) taking home the trophy.
>>34732443Wasn't really a choice, was it?
>>34732440Shuffling around? Like we each we a weekend with you or something?
>>34732416Let this be a lesson to all men. If you are texting a chick who you want to be your GF the number one priority is asking her out on a date. Do not text a girl for days, weeks, or months. If she matches or is texting you that means she’s already interested. You are literally reducing your chances more and more the longer you wait.
>>34732437>clear out smoke from indoors Could've fooled me.The thing you're looking for here is an air filter.
>>34732445Surprisingly common. Try to take it as a lesson and move on.
Do you mind being our muses?
>>34732450I hope not. Argentina should be invaded by britain.
>>34732447>I'm sure you're slaying, fren.Body count of 40. I do okay.
Who asks whom out in lesbo relationships? Who makes the first move?
>>34732446Idk why those women gave up having orgasms but their choice
>>34732455Also know that if she's attracted to you, she wouldn't need you to spend X dates proving your worth.Every girl is willing to drop her panties on the first date if she's attracted to you. So if she's not doing that for you... well, you have to "prove yourself" materially.
>>34732458Chinese people sometimes are ugly
>>34732459>Argentina should be invaded by britainBritain would lose.
>>34732462Is... is that personal experience or a fetish or something?
>>34732458>Dating a gook (clearly WMAF)>Is a nutcase indie dev
>>34732464Might be the most unflattering photo ever taken of a human being
>>34732433I have a harder timing believing gay men and straight women are real. You ever met a guy? There's nothing appealing.
Women (men (not bluevalkyrie))What have you done recently that was fun that you ALSO took a photo of?I went to a skatepark
>>34732468Not really. That's just what chinese women look like.
>>34732470Why are you brown
>>34732470I don't do anything fun>>34732470Mexican?
>>34732442Should I just jump in and just cold ask her out like:>"Hey Nona what's up?">"that's crazy">"do you wanna go out this weekend?"Like does this make sense? I don't even know she could have a bf by now
>>34732461If they follow heteronormative dynamics, the "stud" or "butch" one does the traditional male steps. Usually you'll find that non-heteronormative dynamics, like two butches or two femmes don't follow that same formula.
>>34732384it's not even fully Tuchel's fault. the English players started turtling pretty much immediately after the goal, the first sub didn't happen until a good 15 minutes after that. Tuchel saw that the Offence was collapsing and subbed in Defenders in the hopes of mitigating the damage. instead all it did was reinforce the momentum fully shifting to Argentina.
>>34732470FI think nothing? My most recent pictures are of a hemorrhoid lmao. Let me look. I took a picture of a crab at the beach does that count?
>>34732473The sun will do that to you. My thighs are very pale>>34732474>I don't do anything funthen dont respond>>34732474>Mexican?No.
>>34732478WHY are you snapping butthole pix
We didn't see eye to eye on lifetme goals, but she was a joy to be around. We were closer than friends, but not quite lovers. She's been a continent away for 2 months, and I'm suddenly now feeling like shit.Maybe I'm not as autistic as I thought because logic about our incompatibilities doesn't help the feelings. How do I overcome this?
>>34732479>then dont respondOk, deal>>34732477The hydration break being a thing puts extra responsibility on tuchel. He could have told them to play normal, not cuck out like that.
>>34732478>My most recent pictures are of a hemorrhoidThat's not very fun>I took a picture of a crab at the beach does that count?hell yeah
>>34732481Time heals all wounds or some bullshit. Try to focus on You'reself too or whatever and try to meet new people.I'm kinda in the same boat atm you just have to thug it out I'm afraid
>>34732480She sends them to her male e-friends. She likes attention.
>>34732480It was my own butthole. It felt worse than usual. >>34732483>hell yeahOk cool. He was a baby. Still green and translucent.
>>34732405>During ovulationOther way round, actually. They want boyfriends the rest of the time. When they're ovulating they cheat.
>>34732470MBuild miniatures.
>>34732488post it
>>34732490photo doko
>>34732482he probably did, but once they're on the field there's not much a coach can do. it's not a video game, he can't directly control them.
>>34732494Gotta go right now. I'll have to post it in around an hour and half.
>>34732489They want husbands when not ovulating but boyfriends when they are
>>34732470draw
>>34732470MI'm a lot like Yukiteru from Mirai Nikki because my camera gallery is pictures of everything except me
>>34732470Spent 30 minutes edging.Took a dick pic afterwards.
>>34732492But I'd have to leave my incognito tab and it feels like a waste of limited images.
okay femanon, get on
>>34732501>and it feels like a waste of limited images.Check this out. This is NOT a waste of limited images.
I pray for death, it never comes
MenAt what point do you accept and embrace being alone forever? 26 now, tried traveling and couldn't get laid, girls at clubs reject me, and the one woman in my life I truly loved and thought I had a chance with, I fumbled.Not only is it over, but I don't even want to try again. It's pointless. I'm taking the Martypill
>>34732470I went outside and took a picture of the moon :)
>>34732511I've only done the last one. In a few months I will try dating once again, but failing that I'll be happy to hear other moids' input.
>>34732511Same age. Pessimistic, but will take advantage of opportunities if they arise.
>>34732470How tall r u
>>34732458I don't mind. But if you make something scary from me being ugly, I get to slap your ass hard.
>>34732500how did it look?
In the Bible, the Holy BibleMessiah sleeps tonight
>>34732481dodged a bulletrecognize that feeling like shit for a while right now is vastly preferable to what would have happened in the future, recognize that foid life goals have no validity. a woman who puts her goals first will never make a good parent.
>>34732470Quick, geoearth anon, where is this skate park?
>>34732499that's normal it's called not being a woman
>>34732519Big and huwyte.
>>34732525size?
>>347325154'8"
>>347325276,8x5.5
It's amazing how anime makes sex and relationships look so muck better than they actually are.That being said I'm not dating a girl IRL unless she looks like this
>>34732530>big
>>34732530nice :)>>34732536how big is yours?
Men, do you know how to apologize politely and conscisely?
Women, What do you think about the recent broad adoption of the "she voted for it" meme?
>>34732536Sorry, forgot to use girl inches.9.5x8
>>34732539Gay
>>34732541I don't pay attention to zoomerslop memes.
>>34732540Sorry
>>34732540Yes, 5 times a day I face towards Seattle and apologize for my race, history, gender, and sexual orientation.
Your gender. 1 or 2 or 3 unforced errors you've made recently. Preferably something that matters.
Why does erotica always say that pre-cum and semen taste salty? They don't.
>>34732511I knew it was over when I was 17. not one single date or kiss or held hands or even been smiled at once in high school, and I knew it only gets more difficult from there.
>>34732443I think you’re the only normal one here, good sir.
>>34732548MWell I wasted two weeks of my company's time prototyping some hardware emulation that didn't pan out.
Now I can't think of there without thinking of you
>>34732544small dick anon says any positive female post not directed towards him is gay
>>34732556That's cool though. I want to waste 2 weeks for a business too.
>>34732557Where's that anon
>>34732541Literally every conservative identifying femanon has a rape fetish so you guys are targeting the wrong women.
>>34732549They do
>>34732559>female
>>34732565yep. cope
>>34732567>copeYeah you are
>>34732564Anon's sucking dick? Wow
>>34732518>But if you make something scary from me being uglySo you admit to being ugly
Where is a good place to incel post?>r9kThat place hasn't been for incels in years
>>34732572Wait so what the fuck even is r9k for anymore? Last I was there actively, ~8 years ago, it was just incel shit.
>>34732484I think about her more now that she's gone than I did before. An almost a whole month went by while she was here without us hanging out and maybe exchanging 3 texts and it was no big deal. I'm hanging out with other friends and doing new stuff but it's not drowning out the pain trying to disengage from her.I have the urge to give her a video call, but honestly I left her last message unread 2 weeks ago and I feel worse, not better.>>34732521>dodged a bulletMaybe, I feel like I fell in love of a version of her that doesn't exist, or at least some kind of vagueposting persona that always sounded half-open to my ideals and vision for the future.>recognize that foid life goals have no validityThat's not true. I think it's normal to want a woman who says she wants to have kids and wants to live in the same country as you.
>>34732562The shining city on the fritz
>>34732574>Wait so what the fuck even is r9k for anymore?grooming lonely anons into becoming femboys and/or trooning out.
>>34732348Idfk
>>34732563Did you think this post made it seem less likely to observers that you have a rape fetish, deranged namefags?Are you going to tell us you're literally living in Handmaid's Tale next? How do people like you even breathe?
>>34732575>Maybe, I feel like I fell in love of a version of her that doesn't exist, or at least some kind of vagueposting persona that always sounded half-open to my ideals and vision for the future.Did we talk to the same girl wtf
>>34732580Bhyk
>>34732584Common conundrum
>>34732549I've tasted my own cum once. It was fucking awful I thought I was gonna die.Idk how women do it
>>34732541Kinda true in regards to migrants. Suicidal empathy will be the death of Europe.
>>34732575>I feel like I fell in love of a version of her that doesn't exist, or at least some kind of vagueposting persona that always sounded half-open to my ideals and vision for the future.Thats completely normal. Its just the normal idealization/infatuation that happens when you meet someone. My therapist once said that you don't have to believe everything from yourself, and I think it is very good advice for this situation.You can absolutely enjoy the feeling and see whether it goes anywhere, but you have to be aware that its essentially a bunch of projective bullshit until you actually know the other person.
>>34732572Now that incels are the majority of young men, it's not really a niche community anymore
>>34732591Just because a monster does poison damage, it doesn't mean it automatically has poison resistance.
>>34732584kek is she Korean? There were times I'd blow her off because sometimes I felt like I was being used for my car and because I did fun things and was willing to take her places around town, but I think she genuinely cared for me to some extent. I used to have bad imposter syndrome where I thought none of my friends actually liked me so maybe I relapse from time to time.
>>34732594>Now that incels are the majority of young menUh-huh. Keep coping bud.
Did Tom Holland ever play in any movie without Zendaya?
>>34732591I will bring up the episode of fear factor that got it cancelled.There was a donkey piss and cum drinking challenge.The men picked piss, women preferred the cum.
>>34732602Brrr
>>34732603Who? I'm not an american celeb culture guy. More of an e-celeb guy. Please ask me about ethan ralph.
>>34732603The one where he played a gay guy and decided to be method by letting that black guy legitimately fuck him in the ass.
>>34732571Nobody is 100% perfect 24/7 anon.
>>34732602>>34732594https://www.cbsnews.com/news/single-adult-americans-decline-pew-survey/That's 63% of under-30 men are single, not 63% of under-30 men are incels. There is a difference.
>>34732608Jokes on you. While you have premarital sex, I master the blockchain.
>>34732602roughly half of men under the age of 30 haven't dated or had sex in over a year, roughly a quarter have never dated or had sex. record highs for both categories. curiously, this trend is not mirrored in women.
>>34732609Tom Holland is a historian
>>34732588Fuck my extremely average life>>34732599Nope, not the same girl. Relatable all the same
>>34732613>no realtionship means you're an incelFunny perspective. There is simply no point to getting roped into monogamy as a man nowadays. Why do that when you can happily plap away at multiple women? >pew researchThe conservative think tank who is self admittedly trying to maintain a conservative society? My, why ever would they want to give the impression that people who aren't in committed relationships headed straight to marriage are all sexless and lonely.
>>34732610Great. Zendaya surely was proud of him
>>34732615In the US , buddy. Where a lot of people are so horribly osolated they don't even have friends, social spaces are unaffordable unless you're well off and rural communities have collapsed entirely. Its safe to assume atht almost every american who lives in the countryside is basically a hermit.
>>34732611Speak for yourself, babe
>>34732452No. Everyone has a chance to be the bottom, middle, and top.
>>34732620birth rates and marriage rates are even lower in Europe, poor.
>>34732539>how big is yours?he posts Aishiteruze Baby image macros you just know he packs
>>34732154Random statistics are being brought out, so I want to bring up my question again and see if I get answers
>>34732621Aight, war declared.
>>34732621This is your fault.
Why are people in other countries obsessed with American politics?
>>34732642We run the world
>>34732642our politics affect them more than theirs affect us
>>34732637>>34732639Are you projecting your own fatness?
>>34732633Europeans don't believe in marriage and they're having much more sex
>>34732648married people statistically have the most sex of any demographic
>>34732643Funny, since so few Americans run>>34732637>>34732639DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!
I want an older gf, get these young girls away from me
>>34732642USA won the global culture war thanks to the collapse of USSR and by making English the primary language of the Internet(Japan holds the second place through anime, manga, and their videogames)
>>34732642When America sneezes, the world catches a cold
>>34732665When China sneezes, the world catches Kung Flu.
>>34732648migrants gangraping 12 year old girls doesn't count.
is 26 too young to start smoking?
Why are the Danish so slutty?
>>34732633Marriage doesn't really hold cutural relevance here anymore.As for kids, try finding me a house or big enough apartment for a proper price anywhere and we may starttalking. Almost as if the top 1% hogging everything to themselves and dumping the average wagie into early industrialization poverty has unforeseen side effects.
>>34732680It's not the 1%, faggot
Wow
>>34732682Nooo, its some guys reciving 200 bucks in welfare. Kys mutt
>>34732676>France>22%Stop the cap
>>34732642>Why are people in other countries obsessed with American politics?When the US does something incredibly stupid - like, say, attacking Iran without making any plans about what to do when Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz - the entire world suffers. Other countries have a lot of global influence too - China, for example, and Russia - but their political systems mean that the person in charge doesn't change very often, so there isn't much politics to follow.
>>34732685Mom
>>34732572>Where is a good place to incel post?Nowhere. Stop being an incel
>>34732674Nah I started at 19
>>34732685Wat
>>34732680NTA"The economy" could be completely fixed. We could have great wages such that one parent could be stay at home, suburban homes affordable to everyone including janitors, cheap food, and subsidies for having a heap of kids. And this generation would still opt for maybe having one, if that. Would they spend their newfound financial freedom being responsible, building a home, a life, a nest egg? No, they would do exactly like their boomer parents did: Buy classic cars to restore, travel to [insert kosher-exotic country here] 3 times a year, buy a boat "just because" and refuse to have any children. The boomer materialism has seeped into us all, now with some antinatalism sprinkled atop it.So don't act like you'd have 4+ if you lived in an excellent economy.
>>34732686If you want to blame anyone, it's boomers who lead NIMBY charges to keep builders from building so they can keep their property values high
>>34732680100 years ago your ancestors were starting out kids by the dozen despite living in a one room hostel with a shared public bath
>>34732696>And this generation would still opt for maybe having one, if that.I mean yeah, everything is overpopulated to all fuck. My own country had about 30 million people in 1900, now its triple that number. Shits whackThe only purpose to outpust more profit units is generating fresh lenders , more competition on the wage market and higher rents. Things, you may note , that the average person has absolutely zero benefits from.
>>34732687Unfaithful probably means they didn't know about itIn France infidelity is to be expected
>>34732680You carry around a supercomputer in your pocket. You have a high quality of life than literal kings had throughout almost all of human history.
>>34732701Well, I'm fucking glad to not live like this anymore and have no plans to ever do so.
>>34732676I like how Norway's pretty much on par with them in every category but we're not marked in red.Scandinavians are gross, we get a free pass because we're either hot or the person speaking warmly about us believe we represent them politically, being eithera) a proof that socialism worksb) a white ethnostate
I think people just had more kids back then cuz they didn't know to pull out
>>34732696the only thing that keeps me from having kids is lack of access to a receptive breedable female. I would have no qualms living off the dole in a trailer park with five mud-caked kids running around in at noon during a school day
>>34732548M, I keep fucking up handshakes/greetings with other men lately. Going for a handshake when the other guy is going for a fist bump, not going in for the hug when the other guy is, going for a hug when the other guy isn't. All this shit happened yesterday too. I wish men could just standardize greetings, I feel like women got it simpler in this way
>>34732702Okay, so "muh economy" is just a cope. You/they wouldn't breed regardless. It certainly doesn't help that we're little more than serfs nowadays, but even if lived in a utopia it'd last a generation.
>>34732705>You carry around a supercomputer in your pocket. First off I don't, I have a regular phone. Secondly, its not "supercomputer" , its a regular computer in miniaturized form. Are you a Boomer?Yeah I just can't afford a house and all those totally superflous bullshit things that luiteral medieval serfs could take for granted. But I have a device that automatically plays my favourite advertisemtn jingles or some shit. Amazing! Who needs food when you can have plastic chinkshit
>>34732713If you live close by we can practice
>>34732714Nah I will definitely breed, but I am quite happy if other people don't.
>>34732709>b) a white ethnostateGiven how many migrants are in Nordic countries, I find this hilarious as Iceland's the only Nordic country that could fit the description of "White ethnostate".
>>34732540Yes, I've been in a relationship for over a decade so it's a skill I had to learn to survive this long. Knowing how to communicate from my relationship has come in very handy, used it the other day at work when someone pissed me off at work. What I really wanted to do was strangle her for fucking me over but I was able to contain my rage and got her to actually see my perspective. Didn't resolve my anger but probably led to a better outcome. I even apologized for initially coming off a bit angry. Sick of others at work (primarily women) essentially doing nothing while I carry the whole workload so gonna be having more of these conversations and I know I gotta tiptoe around it with these chicks otherwise they'll all take it personally
>>34732720Not for long
>>34732716Poor people in America are morbidly obese. We have reached a level of prosperity that is unprecedented throughout human history. It's true that we're all being screwed by inflation and taxation, but those tend to be the only things people DON'T mention when they complain about how expensive everything is. But even with the parasitic government leeching off of us, this is still the best time to be alive.
>>3473272077% with no immigrant background baby! Dropping fast! Soon we'll be Sweden 2.0!
>>34732690Being an incel isn't a choice
>>34732660Ur gonna get it.Fat that is.
>>34732716if you can't figure out how to make use of a smartphone, that's entirely on you.
>>34732717kek I appreciate that but it's not the technical side of it, it's the gamble of not knowing which approach the other guy is taking. Are we doing standard handshake? Handshake into dapping up? Fist bump? Which kind of dapping up are we doing, the one that starts with a handshake type deal but ends in a fist bump or the one where you start handshake type but end with curling your hand into each other such that you make a joint fist? Yesterday was the first time I did so much of it in such quick succession since before the pandemic and I did not miss it
>>34732723a fun factoid I memorised is how the average american spends more on income tax than they do on rent, food, utilities, and vehicle maintenance/repairs combined.
>>34732723>Poor people in America are morbidly obese.Because cheap food in america mostly consists of ultra cheap sugars like HFCS, and equally cheap fats.Funny enough, poor people in america often show clear signs of malnutrition because they are not recieving essential nutrients, just fattening filler garbage. It is actually not a contradiction to be fat and starving at the same time. In fact a lot of them eat so much in an attempt to recieve the nutrients they are not getting from the food they can afford.>We have reached a level of prosperity that is unprecedented throughout human history.Yeah, the crazy prosperity of renting a one room apartment is a privilege and a luxury. Insane, harldy believable. >the parasitic government leeching off of usThe governmment is merely an intermediary. Where do you think all that siphoned tax money ends up, hmmm?
>>34732733NTA>Where do you think all that siphoned tax money ends up, hmmm?Let me guess, the Jews?
>>34732723>this is still the best time to be aliveWhat a fucking bootlicker you are lol
>>34732735Do you want to live in a world without antibiotics?
>>34732733>The governmment is merely an intermediary. Where do you think all that siphoned tax money ends up, hmmm?Subsidizing the lives of pieces of shit like you
>>34732622You know, that sounds even better.
>>34732737NTABut antibiotic resistant bacteria is a real problem, probably not the best example.
>>34732732Not to mention that the government actively makes all the other things you mentioned more expensive than they otherwise would be in a free market.
>>34732734>Blaming the jews):<>Blaming israel (run by jews)(:>>34732738Money is best spent with our greatest ally, right?
>>34732642As the memes say, we learn american politics against our will.
>>34732660BE PUNISHED
>>34732723I would've rather been born about 20 years earlier. If I was born late 70s early 80s I would be way fucking richer right now. I'm working as a more or less white collar healthcare professional and I can do far less with my income now compared to what I would've been able to do 20 or 30 years ago. Also social media was an unmitigated disaster, it's nothing but a pox on society
>>34732743Money is best spent by me the way that I see fit. That's why the evil practice of taxation must be abolished.
>>34732743So yeah, the Jews. Why else would you be pissy about the only Jewish majority country in the world?
State genderIs there a song that's been stuck in your head lately?
>>34732158MNoEven if we take a more metaphorical approach, in both cases we are talking about a relatively big loss of innocenceHowever, if a poor single father steals food to feed his starving children, he becomes a thief; if he kills a home intruder who wanted to traffic his children, he becomes a killerThese labels become technical truths and unchangeable facts of your past and the world's history, but context still matters
>>34732732I'm not even american and between income tax, VAT, capital gains, various climate fees and whatever other bullshit, about 50% of everything I earn goes straight back to the government. Plus interest of course.But then the very same government joins in on the corporate assrape, meaning I'm getting Eiffel Tower'd by two different sets of elites.
>>34732749MSeveral
>>34732750Fucking whores is a crime though. It's rape, consent cannot be bought.
>>34732749M, Chicago by Michael Jackson. Got recommended an animation with it as background music and it's been stuck in my head since
>>34732753Why not name them?
>>34732738>t. temporarily embarassed Billionaire But enough with the off topic.
>>34732749F. I am the walrus
Almost 3 weeks since I nutted now.
>>34732758GOO GOO KCHOO
>>34732749M, Lazy Generation. It's admittedly pretty bad, the most generic punk rock imaginable, but I have nostalgia for it due to Burnout 3.
>>34732757Leftists claim to be empathetic, but they are literally incapable of understanding why someone wouldn't want to steal money from others at gunpoint.
>>34732758Shut the fuck up Donnie
>>34732727Trust me, I've already tried. I made myself sick just getting up to 145.
>>34732758Don’t you think the Joker laughs at you?
>>34732762Lol, that's cool. The same happens to me with The Offspring. They are so goddam generic 2000s rock, but I can't help but like them, and the Crazy Taxi nostalgia helps.
Right now someone who isn't me is plapping her sweet pussy. And that's a terrible thing
what if we injected all the women with testosterone and all the men with estrogen
>>34732749Fhttps://youtu.be/7Kq00R4JbR4
>>34732764NTA but people want services and those services must be paid for somehow. Most people are not down for a complete abolishment of taxation and to say otherwise is retarded. Do I think we should use taxpayer money to fund foreign governments instead of taking care of our domestic issues? Fuck no, I'd rather we focus on giving people healthcare and cleaning up our streets rather than giving some random assholes on the other side of the planet more bombs
>>34732771Everybody becomes infertile and humanity dies out.
>>34732749I have a sound board in my head and it is on random.
>>34732770Thankfully I don't have crushes on specific people as I know no women irl.I just stare at asses and get a bit melancholic knowing I'll never have them naked and pressed against my pelvis.
>>34732771Something like this, I hope.
>>34732774>people want services and those services must be paid for somehowWhy can't these services be provided by market forces the same as everything else? Why do they require nationwide robbery backed by threat of violence? Why can't I opt out of funding these services if I disagree that they should exist or simply want to use my money for something else?
>>34732776probably for the best
>>34732782I mean you can always stop paying your water/electricity/internet bills
Why are foids so vulnerable to stupid tattoos?
>>34732782>Putting faith in the (((government)))vs.>Putting faith in government-like (((corporate entities)))
>>34732785>Visibly signalling their retardationYou'd rather be left guessing?
>>34732785I dunno, ask men with stupid tattoos.
>>34732784Correct, but I want those services and I want to pay for those. I don't use/don't want Medicare, Medicaid, social security, government schools, or food stamps, but if I decide to stop paying for those, I will be kidnapped and locked in a cage.
>>34732791Yeah life ain't fair nigga you're gonna do shit you don't wanna do should've learned this when you were 12
>>34732785That body is hideous.
>>34732782Anon, you've seen what happens when market forces manage public services, right? You know, enshittification,, cutting corners, worse service with nobody to keep them in check... not implying that similar things don't happen with goverments, but c'mon.
>>34732793That is not an argument as to why this theft is justified. Only that I'm powerless to stop it, which I already knew and am not denying.
You expect me to believe single mothers are going to respect and sleep with the men who are willing to date them and raise another man's creampie?
>>34732795Name one example
Why is he pretending to be black now?
Femanon: do you find black women a competition if she behaves like a normal person?
>>34732797Doesn't have to be justified you're in a bigger boy's playground you play by his rules
>>34732782I don't trust market forces to enforce the law. I don't trust market forces to maintain a standing military. I don't trust market forces to provide assistance to the destitute and needy. Can't you look around and see how corporations exist to get as many people addicted to slop, whether it's social media or sugar or alcohol or pharmaceutical drugs to manage the problems caused by these addictions? That's not even getting into the negative externalities like pollution caused by corporations
>>34732805I am aware of this, but it's still evil and I will still say so. I will also try to convince other people so that somewhere down the line, this evil practice could be abolished, or at least reduced.
>>34732803I don't view anyone as competition. What a weird way to view people.
>>34732800No. They'll use you for just sex because you're otherwise useless and too emotionally immature.
>>34732809If you think whining is gonna change anything or convince anyone then I've got news
>>34732803Not really*dating racial response chart*
>>34732801Ask anybody from a country where public healthcare is getting privatized, like mine. Public healthcare has issues and take long, so many people went to private healthcare. Now, they take even longer than public healthcare, try to give you unnecessary tests, try to use legal loopholes to fuck you... I know your rageboner against taxes might make it hard to iamgine anon, but companies don't care about your well being, and will sacrifice quality if they can increase profit.
>>34732811Unlike the guys whose babies they carried to term, they were very useful and emotionally mature.
>>34732803I don't "compete" in dating, that's a male thing. Before I pick a partner I check that no other woman is interested in him.
>>34732806>I don't trust market forces to enforce the law.Do you trust the government? Police departments are a government monopoly, and how many videos have you seen of cops being needlessly violent with people they're arresting for minor charges. They do it because they get away with it. When's the last time you saw a mall security guard acting like that? They are a private entity. Their incentive is to resolve conflict with the minimum amount of violence possible. And if one security company isn't doing a good job, they'll be fired and a different security company will get the contract.
>>34732810The male worldview
>>34732816The guys were so gullible they let her steal his seed. *shrug*
>>34732817Right, right, the 28 year old virgin with no prior partners are no other women wanting him is catch-of-the-year, is he?
>>34732817Why do you want a guy no one else wants?
>>34732810Better to view people as high and low-value.You're a high-value woman, you deserve a high-value moid.
>>34732819That's more of a violent retard job issue than a govt issue.
>>34732810How is that weird?? Even the black girl I’m dating says she hates niggas, aka the trashy ones who represent the stereotype. Some ppl do compete against race and women are not an exception to that.
>>34732814If your country is anything like America, you do not have a free market when it comes to healthcare. Government regulations have made healthcare worse and more expensive simultaneously. And not just since Obamacare, but going back to the birth of the progressive era. We used to have a much freer healthcare industry and, putting aside that the technology was more primitive at the time, it was a better system.
I love ads where a man who looks like me is presented like an incompetent, effeminate retard in a checkered shirt who needs help of [product mascot] or [woman] to solve basic issues.That's all of them!
>>34732826I don't view anyone in terms of high and low value. Again what a weird way to view people.>>34732829Okay...Well, I'm not one of those people and I think people who do that are weird. Life's not a harem anime, so it seems dumb to view women as competitors for whatever man I may like.
>>34732803I don't consider women competition at all, just future prospects.
>>34732833Why's it weird
>>34732827You understand that a monopoly is a bad thing right? Monopolies where companies don't have to compete means that quality will go down and price will go up? People understand that perfectly, but at the same time, actively want there to be a monopoly in the most important industries in their lives. It's bonkers when you think about it. I believe that almost everything the government does is evil, and the few things the government does that I actually want to be done could be done better and cheaper privately.
>>34732832Do you support traditional gender roles? If so, congratulations, you now know why those ads exsist.
>>34732830I think my country is too different in that regard, so maybe the comparison wasn't that useful. I still stand by my point that private companies will give a worse service if they can afford it, and that's not hard to do when you're one of the few available options that almost everybody needs.
>>34732835Because other people are other people. They may be relevant to me if they intersect with my life, but I really don't give a shit about random people who aren't me. And again, life's not a harem anime, so viewing other women as "competition" for a guy I like is stupid.
>>34732837No, I don't. I believe women have the right to be a corporate slave like me.
>>34732836What's stopping the private entities from forming a monopoly
>>34732822>more male projectionI obviously mean that no other woman is currently trying to get with him. I don't want to get involved in that type of scenario, even though this may be incomprehensible to the male mind that mostly chases the same demographic of women regardless of his own values/age/interests/plans/market value/etc.>>34732825Because I don't want other women chasing the guy *I* want either. It would be both rude and stressful to go after the same male. Women don't really pursue men and men pursue a small group of women they can't get so it's very easy to find a male who doesn't currently have anything going on. They don't need to be repulsive to end up in that situation, it's just the biological and societal norm.
>be me>see cute gril>immideatly imagine face fucking herdo you also have such thougths automatically?
>>34732843NTAIt must be nice to not have the pressure of knowing that unless you step up and outperform the competition, nobody will care about you.
>>34732839>I still stand by my point that private companies will give a worse service if they can afford itOf course, which is why the government should get out of the way and let companies freely compete for your business the way every other company does. There's a reason that sneaker companies don't produce shoes that are made out of paper and charge you $3,000 for them. Because they must provide you with a product that you like at a price you like, otherwise they won't make money. But government monopolies don't have to be concerned with quality or price because you're forced to pay them regardless.
>>34732840People are competition for the same resources. At time we grudgingly cooperate for mutual benefit, but come one shortage and we'll be clawing at each other's eyes.People are high and low value based on what resources they provide to your life. These may not be material resources depending on how brainwashed you are by rich-girl-poor-guy Hollywood romance slop.
>>34732840you think people don't compete for things they want
>>34732844No, my thoughts go immediately on self punishment for daring to look at her.
>>34732842Because that is not the direction that markets trend generally speaking.
>>34732843When you are in the dating market, do you go serial or parallel? Do you focus on one guy and him only until it works or doesn't, or do you keep multiple plates spinning (perhaps at various intensities) until only one remains?
>>34732847What keeps those companies from working together to control the price or the quality?
>>34732849I'm well aware that competition is a thing. I just think it's dehumanizing to view people as "competition" and nothing more. Especially for something as dumb as a random guy.
Does your girlfriend or wife say your name before she orgasms? Mine does. It’s like… saying something when you’re groggy in the morning, the vocal fry thing.
https://xcancel.com/EverIntrigued/status/2076821606530232672take notes, aspiring femme fatales of /atoga/
I would never, ever approach a woman irl
>>34732817(You) do not do that. But plenty of women do, I’m sure.
>>34732853The only reason they don't really exist anymore is because the government (!) has anti monopoly laws
>>34732794leave if for me
>>34732857Yes and it’s so hot that I cum from it sometimes It adds to it
>>34732857Vocal fry gives me the ick. Good thing you can correct it by just telling girls to speak louder.
>>34732855That is not in the best interest of a business owner. I have to outcompete the other companies, and one way to do that is on price. If my widgets are cheaper than the other guy's you'll buy mine. This puts downward pressure on prices. If you're not happy with the quality, you'll look elsewhere. It's economy 101 stuff that works for every other kind of business, but people for some reason can't understand why it works for healthcare too.
>>34732857She keeps saying my brother's name for some reason. Like no, silly, we don't even look alike.
>>34732856Kinda naive
>>34732865She luckily doesn’t do it under any other circumstance. Just that once sometimes. Other times she just whispers my name.
>>34732868Life's not a harem anime anon.
>>34732870I never said it was
>>34732861That is not true at all. It is nonsensical to say that if the government allowed it, Coke would buy every other beverage company and be the only one in the world.
>>34732858imagine believing this is real
What the frick
>>34732858Isn't that the plot of the Americans?
>>34732871You're implying it with your claim that women universally viewing other women as competition is the norm.
>>34732872Why not what's stopping them
>>34732873What, that she's a spy, or that this is good blowjob advice?
>>34732470M I wasnt the one taking the video but my coach put me sparring in the gyms instagram story
>>34732858Pffft, that's nothing.>Shi Pei Pu (Chinese: 时佩璞; pinyin: Shí Pèipú; 21 December 1938 – 30 June 2009)[1] was a Chinese opera singer and spy. He obtained classified information from Bernard Boursicot, an employee at the French embassy, during a 20-year sexual relationship in which he convinced Boursicot that he was a woman. Shi also claimed to have a child, a Uyghur boy whom he insisted was the result of their relationship. The case drew significant media attention in France when the true circumstances were revealed.
>>34732878Where did I say that
>>34732749MyeahI've been blasting konig oder feigling, moi lolita and genie in a bottle for the last 2 months on repeat
>>34732882>during a 20-year sexual relationship in which he convinced Boursicot that he was a womanFucking. How?
>>34732749Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
>>34732885Tucking the tie and taking it from behind I guess?
>>34732794I'll take it for you
>>34732844Yes but also pussy fucking. And if i have coomed enough that day, it's just in the mind a lot more than physical.
>>34732884>slanted eyesMoids are very aroused right now, I suppose
>>34732809just get into agorism and hiding everything behind LLCs and Cambodian bank accounts already jeez stop being so gay
>>34732749MNeneh Cherry - Buffalo StanceThanks for reminding me. I had a moment there when I had finally gotten it out of my head.
>>34732885Nigga gaslit himself so bad
>>34732749MI just repeat metal guitar solos in my head
>>34732749Myeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWDD3qElKQE
>>34732891I am actually not attracted to asian women at allI just think the webm is funny
>>34732885>Shi had been teaching Chinese to families of embassy workers. He told Boursicot that he was "a female Beijing opera singer who had been forced to live as a man to satisfy his father's wish to have a son". The two quickly developed a sexual relationship, maintained in darkness. Shi convinced Boursicot that he was a womanIt's a dude pretending to be a chick pretending to be a dude. That's fucking layers.>>34732888>In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. As the French doctors sent to examine Shi discovered, Shi could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.I'm more concerned with how the fuck do you not realize you're not fucking a vagina?
>>34732879Well one reason is that if Coke bought Pepsi and all other soda companies, and was able to drastically raise the price of soda, that price would be a huge market signal that there is good money to be made in the soda industry, and without government getting in the way, starting a new business would be easier than it is now. No reason someone else wouldn't come onto the scene selling their own soda to compete with the new megacorp. I guess Coke could buy that company too, but there'd probably be more than one popping up at the same time.Also, sometimes massive corporations can become bloated, and slow to respond to changes in the market. So a company that's huge now might not always be untouchable unless they're actually meeting consumer's needs. There used to be people saying Sears was too big and too powerful and needed to be broken up. Sounds ridiculous now, because Amazon came along, met people's needs better than Sears, Sears was too slow to respond, and went bankrupt.
>>34732713Don't worry about it. I once went for a handshake while the other guy wanted a fistbump. We ended up with the handshake so i won the interaction. He cucked out to me.
>>34732882There was a play about this that David Cronenberg adapted into a film, it's good. It stars Jeremy Irons and John Lone.>>34732885Bouriscot had only had homosexual experiences before meeting Shi Pei Pu so he wasn't an expert on women.
>>34732891Beady black voids
Girls, would you think less of your boyfriend if you went to a wrestling show with him and he cried when he saw Cody Rhodes?
>>34732891yes, sexo indeed...
>>34732642>obsessedWe just know enough to make fun of you guys. Nobody pays close attention to it.
>>34732891not at all. Asians are very unattractive. Odd looking people
>>34732904n-no homo
>>34732908I laugh at you guys when you die from heat in your own living rooms.
>>34732891Don't worry, white women are a lot more attractive
>>34732891Would bleach.
>>34732904He didn't know that women didn't have penises?
>>34732867She wants to fuck your brother. Dump her.
>>34732913Yes. Staying indoors is very important to you guys. You better not go outside. It's not safe there.
>>34732912Well the balls were inside his body cavity so the balls didn't touch and therefore it wasn't gay.
>>34732913Do you think we don't have AC, fans or cold water? Do you think this is like, our first summer?
I feel so soulless, but nothing makes me feel less human than not liking music as much as everyone else
>>34732901Nah if they had free reign to do whatever then they would. They just don't have that. Coca Cola death squads like the Dutch East India company
>>34732920>>34732922I know that more people die from heat in Europe every year than die from gunshots in America.
>>34732906You mean the famous African-American folk hero, Cody Raheem Rhodes?No, why would I?
>>34732927europe also happens to be a continent while the US is a single country
>>34732927Weird flex, but ok.
soon I'll be able to do 5 push ups
>>34732912It's a very incisive movie about how men view women and how the west views the east.
>>34732927Which is a good thing. These are old people.End air conditioning to end boomers.
>>34732930There are more people in America than all of Europe
>>34732932let's goooooooooooooo I can do 1 pullup now
>>34732924I probably wouldn't buy any Coke if they were murdering people.
>>34732927You need to factor out the following:>All the boomers who had 3 more months to live anyhow from the euro stats>All the blacks and hispanics killing each other from the american statsAnd you have to make it per-capita.
men, what are you guilty of larping as?
>>34732927More people die in carwrecks than gunsGun violence is very overstated
>>34732938And a million other people will because it's coke or nothing
>>34732927Great news! Fuck them euros.
>>34732936great job anon!
how are women into me if I'm unkempt I don't get it. greasy uncombed hair, forehead acne, etcholy shit what is this captcha
>>34732940An incel. I do it to stir up drama sometimes.
>>34732940An anorexic polish girl named Oliwia.
>>34732948How tall are you
>>34732948If you don't come off as a wierdo that's a lot more important than looks
>>34732943No, as I said, market forces naturally create an incentive for competition. Also, murder does not suddenly become allowed in a free market. You'd be arrested and brought to court.
should I practive my shape rotating skills and improve my IQ points?
>>34732940I don't larp much. My online persona is the real me. My real life persona is a wierd, fake, aloof aristocrat.
>>34732948I have acne too so I don’t reject a guy for it. My hair is curly, Jewish, so it’s always messy.
>>34732942And yet is only a significative problem in America, go figure.
>>34732940I was unintentionally larping as a reader to impress this girl some time ago. I don't think I have larped recently
>>34732955You mean like a captcha? No. It’s useless.
>>34732924DAIC was a government agency, operating with a royal warrant that explicitly forbade rival companies from entering the market.
>>34732940An ungeziefer.
>>34732962no, like the 3d ones
>>34732959As if countries don’t have their own individual problems that don’t affect much of anyone else…
>>34732954Nah
Are there any women that are actually straight?
Is it generally true that most "normal" people hate trans? Like, do IRL people generally look down on them?
>>34732972Yes, they're disgusting.
>>34732972depends on the country
>>34732967Whataboutism. You can't accept that if gun violence is only significative in america, maybe it's a problem? Specially when other countries also have easy gun access.
>>34732971They're straight enough. They have close friendships with each other so they occasionaly feel each other's boobs. As friends.
>>34732971Ex was extremely grossed out by another woman touching her sexually.
Why am I so nervous. It's not my first time going out with a girl.
>>34732972When you say hate and look down on. What do you mean? If you mean most people think they have a mental illness and should seek treatment for it. Then yeah I guess they do.
>>34732940A well adjusted productive member of society.
Girls, thoughts on writing degrading stuff on your body?
>>34732972Trans are NIMBY. It's all fun and games until your husband wants to be called Christina, or your dad walks in with a dress and a wig.
>>34732984You've got this!!
>>34732935Yes because america is 2 continentsEurope 500 million peopleUsa 350 million people
>24 years old>jobless but have experience>daycare (too sporadic and dealing with parents is stressful) and fedex (no more physical jobs…)>need to learn to stop spending money so needlessly>need a savings accountHow do I choose a bank? I’m in America.
>>34732891>>slanted eyesWhere?
>>34732984It is going to be fine
>>34732990I'm sure that if Europe had access to guns, they'd still have a much, much lesser gun violence ratio than the USA
>>34732978How retarded are you?? I’m talking any type of issue, not only gun violence dumbass.
>>34732982Well ofc the other woman also has to be a stacy. Woman only want other hot attractive women to touch them sexually. Not some b-tier becky.
>>34732982Just in denial
Can someone start vagueposting
>>34732990350 million is more than 500 million
Women, if we didn't live in a heteronormative society, would you still be interested in guys?
>>34733002do not
>>34732940A black manA trans woman
>>34732971I have no interest in doing sexual things with another woman
>>34732991Ask ChatGPT what is the best option.Don't overthink it, same with investing just put money into something safe and consistent like a vanguard fund.Time in market trumps all, just start now instead of later.
>>34732997We have access to guns. Nobody bothers getting them guns.
>>34733012Why not?
>>34732998And I was talking about american gun violence, and you replied that other countries have issues. A literal whataboutism, you don't even realize your own point and jump straight to insults, typical amerimutt.
>>34733012Then why are you like this?
>>34733007Imagine we live in a homonormative society, but it's too empathic to kill the straights and also needs us to propagate the fag society, so instead they keep us in breeding camps, fucking constantly and then taking our kids away.
>>347330202bh I wouldn't mind
>>34733001Unfalsifiable claim.>>34732999No, she only wants moid to touch her pp.
So the handmaid's tale was just a fetish work disguised as a commentary right
There are a lot of weird coincidences that are driving me crazy but please know I would never do anything to hurt you
>>34733013I appreciate it!
>>34733015I'm not attracted to them>>34733017There are plenty of cute guys :D
>>34733024No, it's a retarded Canadian attempting and failing to commentate on American culture.
>>34733024Leftists hate female subjugation unless it's Muslims doing it.
It's not going to work out no matter how much you want it to
>>34733016 There is no whataboutisms bro. You said gun violence is exclusively an American issue, and I’m saying there are obviously other issues that other countries have similar to it. Cunt. That proves you’re retarded right there. You’re no better than anyone else. Get off your high horse and die from the heat.
Anyone else miss out on the dating and learning to socialize well phase of High School?I'm in college now and it feels impossible to make friends. Talking is easy but turning that into a connection feels impossible.
>>34733025>Apophenia is the tendency to perceive meaningful connections between unrelated things. The term was coined by psychiatrist Klaus Conrad in his 1958 publication on the beginning stages of schizophrenia. He defined it as "unmotivated seeing of connections [accompanied by] a specific feeling of abnormal meaningfulness". He described the early stages of delusional thought as self-referential over-interpretations of actual sensory perceptions, as opposed to hallucinations. Apophenia has also come to describe a human propensity to unreasonably seek definite patterns in random information, which can occur in gambling.
>>34733024Yes, obviously. Women have a multi-billion dollar industry selling goon-fuel to other women.>>34733031Is r/fuckingfascists packed with "women"?
>>34733022>ppSo she's a tranny?
>>34733012You haven't met me yet
It's time we, as a society, admit that feminine twinks are straighter than ugly bitches
>>34732347Nah, seeing her in an hour mate
>>34733040Women have those too. See >>34732882
>>34733043I just don't want to deal with cock
>>34733047Then just avoid it
>>34733031Cool 2015 talking point. The 2026 rightoid is friendly with muslims.
>>34733006There seems to be some fuckery with the numbers going on. Just like in my ww2.
>>34732832Kek
>>34732972Obviously, what kind of question is this? Most people just keep quite about it or take the "It's their life" approach so that they don't get their lives ruined my modern day witch hunts.
>>34733049Fuck no. Islam has good points but I cannot stand muslims. That said, I'm happy women will get their comeuppance. The culture that listens to women is slowly being replaced with the one that doesn't, which includes whatever daughters they have.
>>34733054There we go. You more or less prove my point.
>>34733054NTA>The incel revolution is gonna happen any day now! Women will lose their rights and I can finally get laid! Just you wait you foids!
>>34732940Having never been in a relationship.I dated a girl in middle school for a few weeks and the farthest we got was her sitting on my lap in the movies, but it didn't last long so I don't count it.
>>34733033I didn't say exclusive you illiterate fuck, I said significant. Do you know what significant means? And yes, if we're talking about an issue, and you say "But those other things are issues too" is the definition of whataboutism. But what to expect from someone who can't even stick to the point. Go to the market to get shot by a robber or a crackhead if that makes you feel proud.
>>34733056No, you'll just get raped.
>>34733061Same revenge fantasy.
>>34733055NTAHonestly, I don't know why right wing zoomers claim to hate Muslims so much. Muslims hate Jews, are against women's rights, and support traditional marriage dynamics.
>>34733064When people say they dislike muslims, it really just means they dislike brownoids, especially arabs, persians, pakis etc.Hating muslims != dismissing all of islam.
Life is good
>>34733064>I don't know why right wing zoomers claim to hate Muslims so muchThey don't typically. Zoomer right is quite extreme, they hate jews more than muslims.
Moid is the enemy
>>34733069It will be goodI just need to get there
>>34733064They also think we're all lowly infidels anon.
>>34733066dismissing any of islam = questioning allah = heresy = death by beheading
>>34733071Yes. Without rule of law i would be raping and murdering rn.
>>34733071But I don't want to be :(
>Vtuber I listen to says foidI know you're here.
>>34733071Mold
>>34733074You say that as if there were no diversity of thought in Islam.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_schools_and_branches
>>34733071He meandered civilization-buildingly towards the rape-draped invention chamber.
>>34733080>Vtuber
>>34733073And? White nationalists view all non whites as inferior. It's not that different of a mentality.
>>34733085Holy shit is the thread of whataboutisms today
>>34733084I'm not ashamed of who I am
>>34733074So again, hating the current crop of muslims (brown) but not outright dismissing the whole ideology.
>>34733087I am ashamed that you exist
>>34733086Accusing me of fallacies doesn't explain anything to me.
Thread quality really goes down the shitter on friday night, when all the foids are out getting their holes gaped by Chad
>>34733089Your external words come from internal strife
>>34733082History has shown that Sunni and Shia both lead to Islamism. So, no, there is no difference.
>>34733045Imagine getting infocucked by a ladyboy.
>>34733090>There's this problem with muslims>Yeah but white nationalists are kind of the sameIn what way does that adress the original point, rather than resorting to a comparison that adds nothing to the original topic?
>>34733035Me…. I think I’ll die alone.
>>34733085>White nationalists view all non whites as inferior.Stop making them sound cool
>Cohen was born Khadija Patman[2][3] on 1 December 1993 in President Rabbani-controlled area of Kabul.[4][5]>Then, her family became supportive of the Taliban. When she was seven years old, following the United States invasion of Afghanistan (2001), she moved with her family to England. Yasmina attended college and attained a social work degree.[2] Her parents raised her as Muslim, but Ali herself was not religious. At the age of 19, she dated a Jewish boy, which caused controversy within her family, followed by her family ejecting her from the family home and breaking off contact with her.[2]>Cohen launched her career when she met pornographic director David Cohen, whom she later married. She formally converted to Judaism, her husband's religion[6], but later declare herself an atheist.[7] The two previously lived in Austria and moved to Slovakia in 2017.[2] Cohen became embroiled in a criminal case in 2020 when her father and his cousin were arrested for plotting to murder her because she had left Islam and had "disgraced the family" with her choice of career.[2][3] The British National Crime Agency stated that the two took several trips to Slovakia in 2018 in order to search for her, and that a hitman offered to kill her for $70,000.[2][3]Stage name is Yasmeena Ali.
GenderWould you date someone who is a 10/10 in everything except that when you have sex, you can't make them cum?They are 10/10 so no, they won't cheat on you and will only masturbate thinking about you
>>34733069How tho
>>34733100My point is the average right wing zoomer man doesn't think all that different from the typical Muslim, and I find it funny how in denial they are of this.
>>34733106Hustle
>>34733092It's american hours, what do you expect?
>>34733104MWhy not? I would prefer to make us both cum, but if i can get off that's still good.
Fwiw I hate "white" (Chechen) Muslims too, they're basically the same just a different color.
>>34733109It's euro hours. Mutt hours is like 5 to 7 hours from now.
>>34733104>except that when you have sex, you can't make them cum?M. Depends on how she feels about the situation.
>>34733107And my point is that we were all talking about muslims and their viewpoints, you're the one trying to add comparisons that add nothing. Yeah, right wing white supremacists are intolerant and racist, no shit. What does that have to do with how islam sees others?
>>34733035Yep, I was a complete outcast and skipped out on the partying that happens at the end of senior year because I was so tired of it. Going would've been even more emasculating, given that people viewed me as shooter material for 3 years.Then I spent 5 years getting degrees and gaming, watching everyone outdo me socially.Now I'm 26 and alone. I'll be moved to another country soon, maybe that will catalyze me into socializing and fucking once I'm all on my own.
>>34733092This is a well known and well observed phenomenon. Only us losers left here to shit up the thread.
>>34733111>Chechen>white
>>34733104M Probably not, I'd feel useless.
Is this not an American site? Gtfo foreign niggers. I bet it’s mostly brits that are acting like fags.>Inb4 they throw their tantrums as usual
>>34733115My entire point is that right wing white nationalist zoomer males have a lot in common with the average Muslim in terms of ideology and yet hate them. So yes, it's reasonable to bring up how white nationalists view others in a discussion about how Islam views infidels.
>>34733113True, but at this time american start to show up here and there. You can tell by the decline of the quality of the thread, the butthurt replies and the nonexistant questions.
>>34733035People made up bullshit to bully me and exclude me on purpose because they were jaded before I even comprehended that. So no I don't feel bad for not socializing now either.
>>34733108What u hustling
>>34733124If we are talking about how sexual crimes are bad, what's the point of saying that famine also causes suffering? Just because you want to bring up the topic that you want doesn't mean it adds anything, even if they're tangentially or conceptually related.
So now people are wising up about the nuances of Islam (1.6 billion Sunni vs 220,000 Shia). When will they address the fact that their famous caricature of a Jew is the orthodox minority that comprises only 3 million of their (already small) population, while the remaining 12 million are mostly regular people who range from somewhat to entirely secular?
>>34733121Nonsense lad, come have a lovely cup of Earl Grey to soothe the nerves, my fellow compatriot.
>>34733131So 1/5 are orthodox and view me as a goycattle while they are superior? Not really selling me here.
>typoI win
>>34733119Did you miss the quotes you gorilla brained retard
I ate so many carbs this week I will never get to 15% and femanon will never want to have sex with me it is so over
>>34733142take the strong fat pill instead
What's the issue here?
>>34733146>Or knew someone who didUseless data gtfo
>>34733125Nah. Real mutt hours aren't exactly an improvement, but they are a far cry from this shit. Thats what I get for staying in tonight I guess. bye
>>34733146>What's the issue here?Women are scared of losing their leverage over men
>>34733145I can't then I will just be a dwarf
>>34733146They make us, the few remaining sane men, look bad.
>>34733146All I've noticed is that since covid ended social skills at universities with strangers has dropped and will only continue to drop. What the >>34733151 said is right though.
>>34733146>Men can't provide - The many benefits of an AI boyfriendvs.>Objectification, gratification and domination - The terrifying rise of AI "girlfriends"
>>34733152Goodnight then.
Plap
Women should I go for a smoke
>>34732812Does talking like this make you feel like a badass or something? Jesus christ responses to these sorts of statements are ALWAYS like this.>>34733093>you thinkDamn nigga really?
>>34733057That's pretty hot. Consider yourself lucky>>34733151>You cant just NOTICE things you could be WRONG >:((((((((
I wanna hold her close. I wanna have her all to myself
>>34733180The things I’d do for my man if I had one like you <3
>>34733146The benefit is that these men will be ineligable for breeding because they will not learn to compromise in real life relationships. They will sell thrmselves to the lowest prostitutes and or have their sperm stolen on purpose to make them contribute toward society.
>>34733165No.Go smoke a dick.
>>34733184>implying foids ever compromise Lel
>>34733159I'm just happy that my AI bf asks me how I'm doing and remembers my birthday while men are making AI girlfriends to verbally abuse them or to have cyber sex with Nahida
It's Laundry Day, motherfuckers!!!
>>34733194It would have been for me if I had remembered earlier
Ai is fucking dumb lmao
>>34733197Not as dumb as people who use Apple products and Google search
>>34733197Hi, J.
>>34733197Sometimes. Sometimes it acts pretty smart.
>>34733197Why did you google that
>>34733199You don’t like iPhone. Don’t care. Life goes on.>>34733200Hey, Anon :D>>34733201When? I’ve never used ai so idk if it’s worth it.>>34733203I didn’t know what I meant.
>>34733211Life goes to shit, more like. Retards vote with their wallets and we see the results all around us.
>>34733197XD
>>34733211Idk it shoehorns it into every search
>>34731580>Be me>A woman>Come on 4chan>Say something homophobic >Gay men get mad at me and threaten to fuck me>???????????????
>>34733223They of all people know the power of their penis
>>34733223Wow, that's really interesting
>>34733211>When?Well there was that time anon was looking for some nerd pop culture reference based on the vaguest of descriptions, so I copypasted the description into google ai and it found the thing anon was looking for on the first try.Or when I heard a song that reminded me of another song but couldn't remember what that other song was, so googles ai helped me figure it out.Stuff like that.And other times it acts completely retarded. I wish it could at least admit when it doesn't know something instead of wasting my time with cocksure bullshit.
>>34733223Males don’t care what they rape, as long as it’s not giving consent.
>>34733223Men's hatred for women supersedes even their own inalienable sexuality.
Can niggers blush?
>>34733223It's all right, my heterosexuality will keep you safe.
>>34733232Physiologically I suppose but you'd be hard pressed to notice it
>>34733223The homos are really the jealous ones.
>>34733232No
Im just making mad moves on my ex who's been trying to stalk me online for the past 6 years with fake accountsThis time I accepted his friend request on insta, we talked a lil (he was doing his act of course) and now I just sent his older brother whom he hated so much, literally talked about killing and shit like thatOh boy am I fucking around or what
>>34733246>and now I just sent his older brother whom he hated so much, literally talked about killing and shit like thatI don't know what you're saying here
>>34733235I noticed they aren’t capable of blushing
>>34733249Sorry I meant I added his older brother on ig
Both gendersIf it was socially acceptable and there was no risk or danger whatsoever, how would your sexual life look like?
>>34733232Do black people blush red or black?
>>34733254I would rape leftists, namely government workers, to death
>>34733246Why are you even wasting time on that?
>>34733092>thinking about chad againgay or cuck?
>>34733251And what's your end game with what you're doing? Seems pointless.
>>34733254It would look like a cult.
>>34733254FI would spend a lot of my time doing public stuff and pet play.
>>34733254>please tell me your socially unacceptable kinks so you can be properly bullied for them
>>34733256They don’t blush at all
>>34733254Same as now. It's not about risk or danger. I just have a personality that makes me a hermit.
>>34733262More like a colt, horse face.
>>34733264Public nudity?>>34733267They have no shame
>>34733267Is that not red
Does any woman actually like the look of tramp stamps? I can't see how
>>34733264>public stuffIsn't the turnon with that kind of stuff that it's NOT socially acceptable?
>>34733270Kekkies
>>34733257You didn't state your gender, and I can't for the life of me guess.>>34733262Based>>34733264Cute>>34733265I'm only going to bully you for being so lame.>>34733268If you're happy with that, it's cool.
>>34733273I dunno it’s hard to tell
>>34733270I don't have a face like sarah jessica parker.
>>34733254they shall fear my penis
>>34733283Of course they will champ.
>>34733276For some people, like flashers. I like the idea of it not having to be done in private for fear of impropriety.
>>34733275It’s for the backshots
>>34733146what else can you dolike genuinely
>>34733286Retvrn to nature. Everyone should walk around naked only. Sex whenever we feel like it like animals.
>>34733286What do you feel about getting caught? Is that more of a turn on?
>>34733282Yeah, you've got a face like Justin Long in Tusk, you Walrus.
>>34733287Tattoo a target on her back 20 points nigga
>>34733264What would you be doing in public?
>>34733278I’m guessing you’re an actual whore and trade your gash for money. I’m guessing men purchase pictures of your asshole
>>34733258>>34733261Because he's been stalking and harassing me for the last 6 years and he's lowkey scared of his older brother idk im retardmaxxing Im just so fucking tired of his attemps, he messaged me with 3 fake numbers and called me pretending to be my phone provider on top of making fake facebook accounts and adding my family members. This retard is such a menace and I never really got the chance to fight back
>>34733197AI has completely and totally buttraped google reverse image searches for NSFW images and it's really frustrating because most of the time yandex is ass
>>34732183M, real nigga
>>34733295I can be whoever you want me to as long as it makes you seethe like an incel.
>>34733289Agreed>>34733290It gives me mild anxiety>>34733294I don't know, I never thought I'd make get this far.
>>34732183MNothing official, but i'm pretty sure i'm schizoid
>>34733298>yandex is assWtf else are you looking for
>>34733289Fucking gross
>>34733146>What's the issue here?Did you not read the last paragraph?
>>34733296You think you can use his older brother against him?
>>34733303Incredibly cute. I'd walk you everywhere and show everyone what a good girl you are.
>>34733309Yeah and the issues are?
>>34733311Bro I don't think that's a chick
>>34731580I'm fat af
>>34733313It said F in the original reply. In any case, you act like it matters.
>>34733317How fat and what gender
>>34731580State genderWhat are your opinion on rape fantasies
>>34733320Uh
>>34733310Im desperate to get rid of himAnd no worries Im not gonna try to flirt with his brother or shit, but just having him in my list signals to the retard that I know what he's been doing
>>34733320I'm 90kgs and a woman
>>34733302Do you have an OnlyFans? Gross whore
>>34733321FI have a general interest in studying various kinks. Rape fantasies ultimately come down to liking rough sex and dramatic storylines
>>34733104>Would you date someone who is a 10/10 in everything except that when you have sex, you can't make them cum?M. That depends strongly on how much of a hang-up she has about it. If, every time we fact have sex, she's going to ruin out of the room crying because she feels "broken" then probably not. If she's entirely comfortable with it, then it wouldn't bother me at all.>They are 10/10 so no, they won't cheat on you and will only masturbate thinking about youSo, in this scenario, is she able to orgasm from masturbation? If so, it's a total non-issue: if she wants to come during sex, she can just grab her vibrator.
>>34733328Yes I do and give content for free to everyone but you. Are you jerking off to your inferiority?
>>34733321MI have them
>>34733321FI'm against them, but I don't think that will deter the men that like them.
>>34733321Mboring
>>34733332>When your content is your asshole
>>34733333Are you the raper or the raped in those fantasies?
>>34733326Lose w8
>>34733321MI don't see anything wrong. But I'd need some sort of written accord before doing them.
>>34731580I will never understand why men want to fuck women they hate
>>34733146
>>34733337I don't see why would you be so fixated with my asshole unless you wanted to see it. Frustrated much?
>>34733339I'm trying but I love chocolate too much
Hello I am a homo.
>>34733326That's likely too fat even with me being a fatty enjoyer. What's the height? Do you have folds and has the body lost definition?
>>34733346Shot in the dark, I guessed that you’re a whore
>>34733348Hi homo, I'm dad.
>>34733348Female homo or Male homo
>>34733080She's not a vtuber anymore.
>>34733348Homo sapiens, right?
>>34733355Yes she is
>>34733351And of course you're completely sure that that's the case, rather than a random bored guy on a friday afternoon playing along to see how much you can sperg out, correct?
>>34733350160cmI don't have folds
>>34733325>desperate to get rid of him>still engage with himNot to victim blame, but it would be better to tell the police than do this shit.
>>34733232Yes we can. No one ever sees it if our skin is dark.
>>34733254FI don't think I'd change anything I'm kind of over it.>>34733321Kinda fucked up if you're imagining being the perpetrator. Still kinda weird if you're imagining yourself as the victim but not nearly as bad.
>>34733254FemaleStill non existent because I want cuddles, not really sex.
>>34733361But at 90kg and 160cm some of this has to apply to youAt 160cm you want to be at 65kg max
Why does it feel less awkward to write a romance story in the first person than to write it in the third person? Even as an autismo who doesn't enjoy writing romance stories?Only exception is if the love interest character is repulsive.For you ESLs:First person writing is>My lip quivered as Belinda pressed her heaving bosom to my cravatThird person writing is>Gilderoy's lip quivered as Belinda pressed her heaving bosom to his cravat
>>34733080Everyone uses foid and moid now even people that have never heard of 4chan
>>34733359Occam’s razor. You’re an OF whore
>>34733321I used to write short stories about it in middle school.
>>34733254Female Wait for marriage
>>34733371Yeah only the newest of newfags think saying foid and moid here makes you cool. You can just talk normal.
>>34733254This >>34733375 except arranged gay marriage
>>34733372Yes, because the simplest explanation is that you just happened to find the person you were ranting about, rather than you falling for bait in 4chan. And then you'd wonder why nobody baits you, I guess.
>>34733338Sometimes the raper. Sometimes a 3rd party observer.
>>34733347The hog can never see past its own snout
>>34733368Holy based, hope you get as much cuddles as you want.
>>34733379>Sometimes a 3rd party observerAre you a cuck or do you accidentally walk in?
>>34733378What’s wrong with being an OF whore and selling your butthole pics? Sounds like you’re ashamed of yourself as you should
>>34733291Must have gotten me confused with kate bosworth with a quote like that.
>>34733384>basedNo. Men give women cuddles. Women give men sex. If there's only cuddles, that's awful.
>>34733384Thank youuu
>>34733386Neither. I guess it's more of a sadism thing.
>>34733387Yes, your sagacity saw through my ruse of trying to convince you that you're actually not retarded. You tell me what's wrong with being an OF whore, since you're the one who doesn't drop the topic. In the meantime, we can pretend that this is not some sort of elaborate hate and humilliation fetish for you.
>>34733254MI'd be happy married to my sister.
>>34733321MNot my cup of tea
>>34733398Hey Andrew
>>34733363Unfortunately I deleted all of the chats with the fake accounts for my peace of mind so I have no evidenceHis brother was literally like a scarecrow for him so it might work lolIll keep you guys posted if I dont die or shit like that
>>34733397>You tell me what's wrong with being an OF whoreIt’s bad for your health
>>34733404I hope the brothers start working together
>>34733321>What are your opinion on rape fantasiesM. In the sense that most men think that phrase means, they don't exist. There are four types of fantasy that women commonly have that men tend to label as "rape fantasies", but in fact none of them actually involves rape.Type 1: a devastatingly attractive man is having rough sex with her (a rough sex fantasy).Type 2: a devastatingly attractive man has sex with her in a way that, in the context of the fantasy, she is not in any way responsible for (a submissive fantasy about the absence of guilt or of having to take responsibility).Type 3: a devastatingly attractive man is so overwhelmingly attracted to *her* that he is actually unable to control himself (an essentially narcissistic fantasy).Type 4 (much less common): an unattractive man is having sex with her (humiliation/degradation fantasy).You will note that the first three involve a man she is overwhelming attracted to and desperately wants to have sex with, so it's not meaningful to describe them as "rape". And even in type 4, she is still choosing voluntarily to go through with the fantasy, which implies consent.There is a *much* rarer fifth category, in which a woman (for real, not just as a fantasy) tries to deliberately provoke men into assaulting her. But because she voluntarily chooses to do this, it still isn't actually rape (even if the man she has provoked may possibly believe that it is).
>>34733405Good for education, though.
>>34733321For the undesireable.
I weighed myself this morning and I was 60.9 Kg (134 lbs).
>>34733321MThey're whatever. They have to do with the mechanics of sex. I have them, many women have them too.
>>34733408NTAWhat's it like being on the sex offenders registry?
>>34733403I don't think I'm that much like Andrew, I'm just into my sister
>>34733408Shut the fuck up
>>34733407Are you him?
>>34733414Gender and height?
>>34733409Cautionary at best, and no
>>34733408>There is a *much* rarer fifth category, in which a woman (for real, not just as a fantasy) tries to deliberately provoke men into assaulting her. But because she voluntarily chooses to do this, it still isn't actually rape (even if the man she has provoked may possibly believe that it is).I know someone somewhere must have done this but do we have evidence of it?
>>34733420I wonder how common stalkers like this are. And if they do this to one girl or many.
>>34733416>What's it like being on the sex offenders registry?I've no idea. But I imagine the kind of person who is on the sex offenders' register is probably the kind of person who believes that women have "rape fantasies".
>>34733423>He didn't understand the reference
>>34733417Is your sister into you?
>>34733425>I know someone somewhere must have done this but do we have evidence of it?I think there was a documentary about it.
>>34733425We have no evidence of this being a normal thing. This is just a rapist justifying his desire to rape.>>34733429Alright, so your victims haven't gone to the police yet, got it.
Should I buy ice cream
>>34733435>Should I buy ice creamYes.
>>34733435Having fun is a bit much. A bit excessive. So no.
>>34733435Ye
>>34733435What’s your bmi? That’ll answer your question.
>>34733435What kind
>>34733427Idk but I know he is also stalking his other ex as wellShe had to private all of her accounts to get rid of him
>>34733434>We have no evidence of this being a normal thing.Of course it isn't a "normal" thing. It's an extremely rare, self-destructive fetish.
>>34733432I don't think so, but it's not like that's the sort of thing that you can just express openly IRL
guys and gals, I think rape is bad
Why are the Quebecois so decidedly swarthy?
>>34733445I disagree
>>34733446I still don't know what that means or if it is good or bad
>>34733422M178 cm (5'10")
>>34733445It is. And I'm tired of rapeanon. Throw him in the woodchipper.
>>34733452Skinny bitch. Eat something.
>>34731580state genderOpinion on otome games?
>>34733321F. Fantasies are fine as long as they don't inform your decision making in real life.
>>34733430Another shot in the dark: you have problems pooping
>>34733452GOMAD for you
MenHow many years in prison would you have to face before castration became preferable?
>>34733463Idk
>>34733458Hate this art style so much
>>34733458Are those rubbish, wish fulfillment romance games? Trash, then.
>>34733457>>34733462There's nothing wrong with being skinny.
>>34733467why
>>34733469You are too fucking skinny
>>34733463Maybe 20. 1 if the one who castrates me is a woman.
He’s not really that skinny.
>>34733471My BMI is 19.2 which is within the normal range.
>>34733463Can you still cum if you are castrated?
>>34733469Low muscle mass is unhealthy. You may have nutrient deficiencies too.
>>34733458FI like visual novels, but I've never played any otome games. Got any recommendations?
>>34733474you are like 3 decimals from underweight
>>34733470Cluttered, unfocused, uninspired.
Women, do you really?>I asked my best friend to see my ex-husband and help him get through the aftermath of our separation. She was always very practical. The next morning, she rang me early and asked if I minded if she saw him again. I knew exactly what she meant. Of course I said yes.>The sadness that I felt was not that she was with him, but that I lost her as a friend. In effect, she chose him over me, and I’ve never forgotten the sense of having been sidelined.>-Anonymous Foid>My best friend from college began dating my ex-husband. She and I talked about it, and she said she wouldn’t if I didn’t want her to. I told her I didn’t want her to, and she seemed surprised. Later, I learned that she was dating him. I called him up, confirmed the story and ended our friendship. After a year or so, they married and she became stepmother to my two kids.>-Anonymous Foid>My ex-husband and now ex-best friend got together and I lost both of them. They had always been close friends, but I had never imagined them being more than that. I was too busy with two small children and a difficult teenager to put energy into our marriage; we were living apart but still together-ish. She was recently separated and needing help. I couldn’t handle it. I avoided them, and he didn’t contact me directly to see the children for two years.>I wish I had dealt with things in our relationship better, been less exhausted. But I doubt I could have stood between them if they were determined.>-Anonymous Foid
>>34733462But that means she's flat. And you guys are supposed to like that.
>>34733478I don't need a lot of muscle mass and I eat a good amount of healthy food I just don't snack on garbage so I don't get fat.>>34733481So? That's still in the normal range.
>>34732978more euros die of heatstroke than Americans do of gun violence. what is Europe doing to solve this crisis?>banning A/Clol
>>34733486that is a boy
>>34733458I hate this bullshit. I tried one and it was so mind numbingly boring I stopped playing it.
Eating ice creeam
>>34733490And you are a girl.Can I make it aaaanymore Oooobvious~
>>34733469Nigga some bird is gonna carry you away and use you to build a nest
>>34733479The one in the pic is called Tears of Themis, I really like it because it has an interesting storyline and fun characters. Also a huge part of this game is solving crimes and going to court. Be warned though that it's a gacha game
>>34733494WHAT KIND
>>34733498I don't think there are words in any human language to express how interesting and engaging that sounds.
>>34733439I don't know but I am fairly skinny
>>34733501Vanilla BEAN
>>34733497I am a regular height and weight for a non-obese person.
>>34733440I don't know yet. I was thinking of going to the ice cream shop and bringing something home. They have some ice cream with alcohol in it even
>>34733476You can't get hard without supplementing testosterone, but you can still orgasm.
>>34733361That's quite a bit.How old are you?
>>34733505You're a vanilla bean you sweet little thing
>>34733512so you can just become a body builder and live normally?
>>34733503You deserve it thenIf you were fat, you don’t deserve it
>>34733519:)
>>3473351320
>>34733508You're the whole fuckin boneyard bulk up before you snap like a twig
>>34733522Then you still can easily lose it, even if it might take some years.Give yourself a goal of, say, 10kg down by July 2027.
>>34733321MRape fantasy is an oxymoron. If it’s something you fantasise about (I.e. want and consent to) it’s not actual rape. What women mean when they say rape fantasy is, “I want signal my desirability”. When a man cannot control his urges towards her because she is so desirable, that is what she wants.This is why you see so many ugly girls who are really concerned about being raped. It’s a low-tier form of this social signal of desirability, “rape really concerns me because I am a prime target of this crime because I am just so desirable”. And people basically have to agree because true rape does happen, and it would make any other person look extremely bad to disagree with her, so it’s basically a guaranteed way of brow beating others to agree with you that you are desirable despite the fact you are not desirable, at all. I very rarely if ever see very attractive women concerned about rape despite them being the actual primary targets because actual rape is extremely rare. It’s like being terrified you’re going to contract prion disease. Yeah it’s a real thing, but it’s not something worth worrying about because the probabilities are nearly zero.
>>34733505Flicka tha bean
>she'll eat her own vag juices off my fingers>she won't let me cum in her mouthwhy the double standards?
>>34733539Maybe she doesn't trust you to wipe or drink water, bro.
Women would you date a man with tattoos
>>34733463like 1
>>34733543If they're tasteful and look nice, sure.
>>34733543Ye
>>34733539Because her juices taste much better than your cum.
Are feminist studies a legitmate academic discipline?
Can I stretch suede shoes?
>>34733548>tastefulNo such thing as a tasteful tattoo
>>34733551Most disgusting thing I have ever seen. And I saw a man get run over and split in half by a car.
>>34733458MMega gay. I fundamentally do not understand the appeal of these characters. If a man walked around like Sherlock Holmes in a 3 piece suit all day, he’d just been seen as fucking weird. If a man wore a leopard print button down with half the buttons undone exposing his chest, he’d get labelled a fag and otherwise seen as a creep.But the same is not true for male visual novels, even girls which are in ridiculous outfits, guys would drool over a woman dressed like them in real life or at least find immense joy in them dressing in that way.
>>34733557I disagree personally, but I'm not interested in seriously arguing it either.
>>34733553No
>>34733548Like what? Any examples?
>>34733567I'm not a tattoo expert, but I like how a lot of traditional tattoos from cultures that tattoo look.
>>34733553No, because it has no transferable knowledge or skills. It's a vanity degree.>>34733543>Women would you date a man No
>>34733561Those guys do wear more casual and low-key clothes, the specific context of these event is that they are trying to break into a super secret secluded island and infiltrate the mafia and a circle of rich pricks while not appearing as a threat.
Should I watch a movie or play video games?
>>34733571Can you name one
>>34733580You should eat my ass
>>34733578That doesn’t really address my point. It doesn’t matter if that’s not their normal dress. It’s that women find them attractive, then wish real men would do that, when in reality they would mock real men who that. The same is not true when looking at men and their visual novels.
>>34731580State gender Who are you rooting for on this Mundial?
>>34733584NTAMost men would not enjoy their anime waifus existing in real life. They may think they would, but unless your waifu is the most normalfag character in the history of Japanese pop culture, life with your waifu would be rough.
>>34733584I personally love men in fancy suitsAlso it's important to note that this is a Chinese otome game and most otome games come from east Asia where the ideal looks for men is what people in the west would consider more androgynous rather than masculine.
>>34733588I’m not talking about the persons, I talking about the appearance.>>34733590I don’t disagree with the statement but it’s again not addressing the point. 3 piece suits are an extremely masculine form of dress by the way almost exclusively masculine, nothing androgynous about it.
I really should have been dating at 14 instead of being dateless at 32
>>34733593Real women who dress like anime cosplayers in daily life aren't exactly at the top of the social food chain, either.
>>34733601They are at the top of my youtube algorithm.
>>34733587donald trump
>>34733601Not really understanding the point, you’re thinking about this as a woman and looking at everything about status. Men would be overjoyed to see a girl dressed up in these hyper feminine outfits.
>>34733559I love >his fuzzy arm.You get into the woodchipper.
I found out he follows radom women with very little followers and he liked many of their posts (probably knows them irl or they are exes, he also still follows clowngirls) so I blocked him everywhere for a week (he is on vacation). I don't want to ruin his vacation by telling him I don't trust him anymore and I am really angry at him.
>>34733587Argentina.Just because their flag is blue.
>>34733606>Men would be overjoyed to see a girl dressed up in these hyper feminine outfits.Only people who actually dress like that are femme lesbians lol
>>34733609If I didn't block him I would probably text him telling him to fuck off. He is a manwhore and I don'y trust him at all.
>>34733612*don't.He had 5 gfs before me, dated multiple woman, etc.
>>34733611I mean that’s just untrue. I knew a few Lolita and Jirai girls, all straight. But even if it were true, it doesn’t change anything. Men would still be overjoyed to see it.
>>34733609>I hate him but I don't want to ruin his vacation What is it with bitches and their misplaced wanton empathy
>>34733610Shabbat shalom
>>34733617Asshole if I didn't block him I'd probably call him and ask some serious questions like why does he still follow a ton woman after months of being together. I don't want to do this while he is on vacation.
Femanons are out getting their guts rearranged AS WE SPEAK
chinese women make me weak
When she sees my new tattoo MOM'S GONNA FREAK.
>>34733625What about Americanized ethnically Chinese women, like Alysa Liu?
I told you I'm about that paper
>>34733624Yes I am. With this wendy's bacon burger.
>>34733624I am probably being cheat on
Rocketship grease down the cracks of my knuckles
>>34733624I am literally just eating a cheeseburger
what should iddo o this weekened
>>34733639Can we share
>>34733641No! But I can make you another one.
>>34733627no, americans are usually retarded
>>34733645Thank you :)
>>34733640Go see The Odyssey.
>>34733639Yeah. And where is it going? Your guts. Checkmate. Anon was so right.
>>34733655i haven ofriends.
do women like hairy men or is that just a gay thing
>>34733657You don't need friends to go to a movie.
>>34733640what do you like doing?
>>34733662:( i dont even like the gnre
>>34731580what multiplayer games do girls play?
>>34733660I just like >his hair
>>34733660I've met some who do
Womem, opinions on men with below average dicks?
>>34733676ur not half bad anon
>>34733673The Mario Party series is one of my autistic hyperfixations.
>>34733677I'm whole bad
>>34733676just say her pussy is too stretched for your cock, Anon.
>>34733673I like left 4 dead 2 but I play alone.
>>34733688
>>34733587I hope Argentina looses. I don't want fucking football fans to trash my country for a retarded game that consists in kicking a ball around.
>>34733676What do you think is below average
manscaped sounds homoerotic
>>34733690what's your favourite campaign anon
>>34733703The Parish
>>34733678Which one's your favorite? I think 5 was mine.
>>34733673I like Gauntlet Dark Legacy.
>>34733707I like 5 the most, but in terms of quality, I think 6 and 3 are the best.
Are chemical castrations the only realistic solution to the incel crisis?
What should I do rn instead of just wait for you people to answer? I am feeling like crap and need some sort of distraction.
It's Friday night, so no women are here right now (except BlueValkyrie). They are out getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.When you walk of shame back into this thread tomorrow with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't you whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't your friends be disgusted if they knew your pussy's busted? Won't your boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass? And then Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again? Sounds pretty sad desu senpai.
>>34733712I take paroxetine. Completely kills your libido and helps with depression. I would highly recommend it to them.
>>34733714start a journal
>>34733716Lmfao. I am a girl. I am alone in my room crying.
>>34733721A girl with a dick
>>34733719Yeah, some Anon told me this before. I tried and it escalated to a suicide note really fast. I don't see the point in writing down what I did today, for it is no progress.
i can’t stand being an adult i just want a bf who'll treat me like his kid but not in a pedo way
>>34733722I swear if I didn't have a bf I'd post my tits just to make you assholes shut the fuck up.
>>34733724just write three good things you did good today or not awful since you are in a bad mood. Like a bullet list, no prose
>>34733727Women will have bfs and still cry all the time.
>>34733725Lmfao. You will regret this. It's nice to be taken seriously.
>>34733711Very respectable Mario Party opinions.I didn't get to play much N64 until I was already college aged; I grew up with the gamecube games. I've played a couple games of 1 and one each of 2 and 3 and was very impressed by 2 and 3. 1 is one of the jankier Nintendo games I've played but was fun with friends
>>347337271. Trannies can have tits2. If you have a bf, why are you crying alone in your room?
>>34733729It's not like having a gf will magically solve your life retard
>>34733725I want to be my gf's dad (like you, not in a pedo or weird ageplay way) but alas I have no gf
>>34733732she thinks that he is cheating on her
>>34733732LDR and I found out he follows random women (and kink content) after I asked him not to (almost broke up because of it).
>>34733735>>34733725Date
>you need to eat spiked ice cream in storeThat sucks. I wanted to chill at home and not have to walk across town
>>347329525'9">>34732953what does come off as weirdo even mean
>>34733736I think he goons to random sluts. That's my theory. I also think he will cheat on me whenever he gets a chance.
>e-boyfriendlmao. just close your eyes nigga.
>>34733739I'm not looking to date anyone from the computer right now
>>34733746Fair enough
Why is pussywhipped a term but not cockwhipped?
rejected once again
>>34733750Sorry :(
>>34733749Bikini Kill? I didn't know people actually said that. I thought it was a riot grrrl thing
>he'll cheat on me by gooning to an instathot's pics instead of gooning to my pics lmao
>>34733752Pussywhipped was coined in the 1950s you moron.
>>34733754Lol, I mean yeah. He already did a ton times probably. Makes sense? Yeah. Hurts? A lot.He should be with some OF slut instead of me if that is what he likes.
time to watch movie
>>34733757what movie
>>34733749Because if it never takes off then it isn't natural order.
>>34733756truly cucked
>>34733755What the fuck do I know. I don't care. I basically learnt English listening to music. Sometimes people tell me a word and I think about lyrics.
I finished the zine btw. Do you want to see?
>>34733757This place is so dead. Sometimes I wonder what you Anons are up to.
>>34733763Ye spill girlie pop
I miss when the teachers at my school when I was growing up would pull me into their back office and tug on my winky. I have fond memories of them licking the spooge off my hips during lunch after they had lubricated my penis and made me come.
>>34733765im planning on going out tomorrow...
>>34733758Angel (1984) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYKa5Tff1dk
I'm doing this while he is probably gooning to some e-whore.
>>34733721About what
>>34733773That's not true. I'm gooning while I think of you.
>>34733773Is it too cringe? Do I delete it? I feel so retarded rn. I am red for some reason.
>>34733777Lmfao, you are not him. Nice try.
Are there still medical treatments that involve anal sodomy? I have sometimes heard of nurses needing to manually stimulate a man's penis, and prostate massages as a form of psychiatric therapy for mental episodes
>>34733741Do you have the tism
>>34733770>cops find unthinkable inside naked man in a tanning bed>woman masturbates in public and then kills herselfBro, I do not like your recommendations.
>>34733768Have fun Anon. Where to? I wish I could go out too. I miss getting drunk.
>>3473377318 yo bpdemon energy
>>34733749Because that's just how it's supposed to be
Do men get erotic foot fetishes because they have fond childhood memories of their nannies and their aunties playing with their toes?
>>34733773It looks good.
>>34733785Lmfao almost accurate
>>34733784museum
>>34733790Thanks!
>>34733792Cool. I thought you meant like at night lol. Maybe I could copy you and go to the art museum tho I've been there too many times already
God I fucking hate myself. Insult me please Anons. I deserve it.
>>34733797u deserve to be happy !
>>34733798Yay
>>34733780I am seriously questioning if I'll be a nurse rn. I wouldn't give some random old man a handjob. That is fucked up.
Average moid date
>>34733795does your museum have new exhibits from time to time? you could also try to find another one
>>34733797YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED A QUESTION AND NOT DEMANDED!
>>34733804inviting women to do anything fun or cool gives them the ick
Lube. Your fingers. My butthole. NOW.
>>34733805Yeah I guess. Should I get drunk rn? >>34733806Sorry
I'm watching a stream of the new Star Fox remake and it looks awful. Where did we go wrong as a society for this awful piece of shit to exist?
>>34733809You know what gives me the ick. Following random bitches. My soul is dead atp
If you woke up with a new identity and enough money to travel anywhere some time between the years 1975 and 1985, what would you do with your life?
>>34733811if it's a good time to get drunk
>>34733814No idea what that crap is but you should definitely watch movies like Velocipastor. You will feel way better.
I have been forcibly masturbated. I was held down as they all took turns aggressively tugging on my penis and making me cum.
>>34733819The last time I did this my parents found out and interrogated me while drunk. They are asleep tho. I might as well do it.
>>34733804>Socially retarded>SeaMonkey gf Name a more common pairing
Have I mentioned my boyfriend follows random bitches?
>>34733773it is completely optional to have a bf
Men, who do you follow on social media?
>>34733830No, you haven't enough. Please tell us about it. I understand your pain anonette, and I'd love to help you feel better. We are here for you. He shouldn't do that but don't worry, it doesn't mean he doesn't love you or respect you.
>Femcel gets her first boyfriend and realizes men are dogs not kittensMany such cases!
>>34733833it is completely optional to be an asshole
>>34733838I love dogs. My dog doesn't follow sluts. This is not accurate.
>>34733835You
>>34733840He would if he still had his nuts.
Just cause you aren't a good man doesn’t mean good men dont exist..
>>34733842Lmfao. Joke is on you. I have a private account with little followers!
>>34733846Your definition of "good man" is too strict.
>>34733843My dog doesn't have a phone you retard. He raped pillows tho. Well, he is actually dead.
>>34733839self pity is very annoying
Gas station pizza. Thoughts?
>>34733848dont follow whores on social mediadont expect me to be a whore for youdont hit, yell or insult medont cheat on me im not asking for much
>>34733835Local university, local pubs, a podcast I listen to. I haven't told my friends I created a new insta yet but I will and will follow them eventually
>>34733850you know what is even more annoying than self pity? being you
There's a set of rickety stairs in between my heart and my head, and there ain't much that ever bothers going up there
>>34733851Hardcore. Sometimes I wish I could meet you people irl and bring cookies. I dunno why this popped up on my mind
>>34733815your soul is dead adenosine triphosphate?
>>34733852that's high tier male behavior tho bitches love that
>>34733852I wouldn't mind being a whore for him. I just dunno how to. I look retarded.Regarding point three, following whores on social media is an insult per se.
His uncle was a homosexual priest who made him look at pornographic books and introduced him to mutual masturbation, fellatio, and anal behaviors. He was sent to a boy's boarding school where the tutors regularly reamed the students from behind with their cocks, leaving the boys bloody in the hole and sore in the cheeks.
>>34733852Just break up with this guy, jesus.
>>34733835artists, athletes, and an assortment of models who post things that are a little bit more fashionable or otherwise interesting than the norm
>>34733835Mostly sports stuff, some conservative writers (not the Tucker kind), a few women to see their dumb foid opinions
Atheists will never know the homosexual tortures that await them after death should they eschew the light and love of Christ. Should they curse his holy name!
>>34733862I didn't say that! He is lapping as me or something. I dunno desu. That post confused me. I can't tell if it's some feminist trying to help or an ironic asshole (yes, You).
>>34733854damn, you got me good
>>34733835Mainly movie and comics people and some politics people.
Did you have a masturbation tutor when you were young? Because of my developmental disabilities, I could not figure out how to masturbate on my own. Because of this, I had a hired mentor who showed me how to stimulate my genitalia and assisted me in stimulating it and making me cum.
>>34733835Ok. Let's imagine I have cock. I love answering questions. I follow crafts and girls that tell you how to be all whimsy and crap. Retarded but pretty. Lots of pastel colors. I like it.
I have the coolest glass in atoga. Prove me wrong.
>>34733871>Let's imagine I have cockYes, I would like to imagine that very much. I would like to imagine your cock inside me, rocking my body.
>>34733868I know. There is no point of return after such an answer. I'm so talented
You're getting cynical. A nap won't do
>>34733873Hot. I am wet
>>34733872I don't feel like taking a picture of a random glass rn. You win (it's actually a cool glass).
I've had 12 prostitutes sit on my face and I caught no diseases and I regret nothing
>>34733879Why
wrestling is so gay, do women have a thing as gay as that?
Brain damage + cannabis is a goated synergy combo
>>34733881Because I'm too timid to flirt with women and I'm 5'7
>>34733879Ok. First case scenario. You are lying. You are not mentally ill and gross. I am not talking to a bunch of degenerates that are 20 years older than me rn. I can be calm and happy. Life is good. There are no bitches on social media.
>>34733851Charlie's hitting leg day a little more and I can tell.
>>34733883I probably have minor brain damage from a head injury and from cannabis abuse, and I'm still smarter than most people :|
>>34733882Immo no. God I love WWA
>>34733887I'm 26 but I am mentally ill and gross and I'm not lying
>>34733884I hope they were hot at least and not complete skanks
>>34733889Prove yourself right please (I'm trying to figure out if I should do cannabis to compensate my brain damage).
>>34733889>smarter than most people I have major damage and it’s debatable but doubtful
>>34733892Lmfao. But why. You realize that those pussies were fucked by like 100 man right? You had minimum 12000 random man cock particles on your face.
>>34733894Most of them were really hotOne was fat and old, I guess I do regret that one because I ended up hooking up with an actual woman with the same body type just months later.What I've learned: facesitting feels better when it's a petite woman as opposed to a fat woman, unless she has a massive BBL ass, that feels amazing>>34733897Probably way more than 100 men. I just don't really care I guess
>>34733884For fucks sake Anon. Do you prefer acting all shy or being sat on by a woman that isn't a prostitute? WAKE UP
>>34733895You probably shouldn't dope yourself up to the point of further damaging your brain, if that's what you're asking.Cannabis is fun but easy to abuse imo.
>>34733899Kek. You have dead foreskin particles of 12000+ man on your face. That is hardcore indeed.
>>34733900I'm working on being betterI'm on all the dating apps and go to singles nights at barsNot sure how else I'm supposed to meet women>>34733902I mean so do youThat shit floats in the air, you know
It’s over
>>34733901I have never done drugs in my life. It was just an hypothetical. I met this based guy playing DND who was high af and would still be brilliant. I am still confused about that. I think he was like a prodigy or something.
>>34733904What is over
>>34733903I hope you can find your girl. Please stop paying old fat woman (or whores in general) to sit on your face (or do anything in general). I feel like having a shower rn. I sure hope I don't have random cock particles on me.
>>34733907Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
>>34733909Never loose hope!!! Think about Forrest Gump
>>34733909I think you're wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azHIWZxUgPY
I think there is only three of us here. The guy who likes whores, the over guy and me (maybe Blue Valk too). Lmfao I need to get friends
Can I be your personal therapist tonight (or whatever hour is right there)? I promise I'll give legit kind advice.
>>347339121 iq
>>34733908Thanks anonI'll try
I'd pass for seventeen if I just get a shave and catch some z's
>>34733914Hey. According to an awesome test I took online I am Mensa (totally accurate). I am definitely not retarded and brain damaged.
>>34733912There are at least four of us here since I'm none of those guys
Have you received your flogging today?
Hey! Good news. He texted me and it was cute. I don't feel angry anymore. He can follow as many whores as he'd like for all I care. He is too fucking adorable.
As an act of love, my teammates would urinate on my face and smear their urine all over me when we roomed together. You might think it was bullying, or hazing. But it was a ritual of manly bonding.
>>34733921Museum Anon?
>>34733923Chad wins lol
>>34733922I have no idea what that means 2bh. She is pretty. I wish I looked like her T_T
I miss flirting with women
>>34733929whyd you stop then
>>34733924There is 5 of us. Shitposter Anon is still here. Hi shitposter Anon!
>>34733930When I tried, they thought I was going to rape them
>>34733911Thanks, Kojima
Foids, we're saving you from yourselves
>>34733929I'll be your practice flirt subject and give you feedback (I don't want anything to do with you I'm just trying to perfect your technique).
>>34733934No, First Amendment legal warriors are saving our society from anti-tattoo chuds.
>>34733930My only safe social hub is in a hiatus. I am too scare to do it freestyle
>>34733931Man, shut the fuck up.
>>34733934I have a tattoo with my grandma and a crow. I like my tattoos. They make me happy. I like putting makeup on my crow.
>>34733934I just i understood why people do that dumb shit to themselves
>>34733935It needs to be in person this doesn't do it for me I just wanted to bitch
>>34733935Hey, so I noticed you sitting over there alone and I just had to talk when I saw how you looked with those glasses on. Do you want to dance?
Whores have always been around. Removing tattoos won't remove whores.
>>34733938Hi Shut The Fuck Up Anon! How are you doing today? I am not a man btw
>>34733944>I am not a man btwYou will be. In just seven days I can make you a man.
>>34733944>I am not a man btwPlap
>>34733941Lol. >>34733942Cute. You have rizz or whatever. I would say no tho. I don't dance. Makes me look autistic.
>>34733929I wish i ever wanted toSeems hard, confusing, pointless, and vile
>>34733943>Whores have always been around.We will always multiplyWe will never be denied
>>34733950Beta
>>34733945My dad has been trying to make me man up (even tho I'm a girl) for his whole life. I don't think you can fix me in a week Anon. Would love to try tho
>>34733949>Makes me look autistic.I think that was the appeal, before I put a name to it. You know, you can really rizz 'em with the 'tism.
>>34733948You have just gotten AIDS.
Women, if you were a 18-22 year old, would you consider dating to marry a late 30s early 40s doctor who looked like he was in his late 20s? Presume he’s a 7/10 in looks, a bit autistic and sometimes blunt but kind hearted and thoughtful.
>>34733954Dude, it was a reference. That you didn't get.
>>34733958Why 18-22? You could be my dad. It's fucked up.
Iceberg lettuce is bullshit, give me arugula any day.
>>34733951Good for a plap but I wouldn't keep you for a nap
>>34733959Oh lol! My bf loves that movie. I have never watched it tho.
>>34733963Arugula is absolutely inedible it feels like I'm eating battery acid
>>34733964Bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfO4A4z6XvU
>>34733958I mean you sound really nice but why don't you date a girl in her late 20s or early 30s?
>>34733965>My bf loves that movie.Has he come out to you as bisexual or pansexual yet? Because if not, his love of that movie is your biggest clue.
>>34733968Is that the MSI side quest?
>>34733970Because he's a controlling and manipulative kind of dude who hides beyond a "nice guy" facade.
It is crazy that ms. Maisel dumped the perfect doctor for the manlet jew who cheated on her and that show is written by a woman. It makes no sense
>>34733963Very much agreed. Arugula is awesome. 3:33, devil's hour. It used to scare the shit out of me as a kid.
>>34733973Yes. One of them.Here's one that aged like milk if you know anything about Jimmy Urine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuCiypKcxMc
>>34733925Nope, no idea who that is either
>>34733974Scary
>>34733933Kojima is one of the greats and I will always sing his praises no matter how retarded and weird his games are. I think his last two games were the best action adventure games to come out in the last decade
I am hungry. Shall I eat a bagel?
>>34733978I love MSI, they are so trashy. I'll investigate.
>>34733984I see no downside
>>34733962>>34733970Well >greater fertility>less health complications for both mother and baby>better energy>better looks over time>more likely to have less sexual partners>more likely to be less jaded, less demanding, and more pure of heart>more likely to be whimsical and happy>less emotional baggage>less likely to be in the mindset of “I need to secure a rich man before my looks fade” >more likely to not be entrenched in a particular career and thus more open to being a lady of leisure and full-time family womanI can’t see there any being any upsides to dating someone older, all of the things I listed just become more likely to be worse with age.>>34733974This is witch hunting. Nothing I can say to you wouldn’t just confirm your own bias.
>>34733985It was one of those "adult rock star dating a minor" type scandals that sank their reputation albeit like 15 years after their peak of fame
I can't tell if I am legit annoying anymore. I mean, I know I sound annoying, but it has become who I am. For some reason it makes me happy.
>>34733982I never played any of his games. I just know he is a genius based on everything I have seen
I found out my girlfriend got over a hundred likes on Hinge that she liked back before we got together. She was only on the app for three weeks and Im the only one she went on a date with. Idk how to feel
>>34733988Tbf the 20yo ditzy retard chick itt is dating one of those characters
>>34733988You just want a dumb bimbo who doesn’t know any better to use her as breeding cattle before she wises up to being manipulated
>>34733997>the 20yo ditzy retard chickWait, Kittenposter found a partner? Good for her.
>>34733987Eating arugula bagel in honor of Arugula Anon.
>>34733999No Trini
>>34733996You should feel special. And not in the Special Ed way. You are the Chosen One from a high fantasy novel and she is the Wizard leading you on a magical quest.
>>34734001Hey how did you know it was me?! Hi Anon :3
He rubbed his bare toes and the soles of his feet on my face. He footed me. Does this count as sex assault?
>>34734004>how did you know it was meI'd have to be brain damaged not to
>>34734003lmfao>>34733996She chose (You)
>>34734000I like arugula and bagels but if it's just arugula in a bagel that seems... in need of improvement
>>34733998I think the whole “young adult women are literally retarded and can’t make decisions” is stupid. One because it’s inherently misogynistic, ironically. Two, because as you get older you realise that intelligence isn’t built by age, an intelligent 18 year old is still an intelligent 80 year old. A dumb 18 year old is still a dumb 80 year old. Excellence usually is already displayed by adulthood. A woman being older doesn’t grant her the ability to make better choices in men hence why you are dumb women no matter the age, picking the same types of horrible men over and over. As the saying goes, “Women beaters always seem to have women to beat”.
>>34734005Hot
>>34733995omg... I think if you even kinda like video games from the 2000s that you should play the MGS games, but I realize they're not everyone's cup of tea
>>34734008Hey! It's tasty. It has cottage cheese. I wish I had some salmon.
>>34734009Unsurprising how you haven't a grasp on the concept of wisdom my stunted friend
>>34734005Is your name Bill? Did he Foot the Bill?
>>34733979You never saw Ben Stiller in Night At The Museum? That's him.
>>34733997I mean he is not a master manipulator. He is actually cute and silly. Also shy. He is my soulmate. We are the same, only he tries to act serious. We are mentally the same age. Only thing I dislike is him being a gooner, but Im a gooner too I guess.
When the Truecel Genocide reparations hit the bank account :]
>>34734009>As the saying goes, “Women beaters always seem to have women to beat”.Trvke.
Average foid
>>34734003I really love her and know she’s the one but seeing that freaked me out. I only got a few likes the couple of months I was on the app.>>34734007But what if she hadn’t? Why was she talking to other guys?
>>34734014Dumb people cannot be wise people. Wisdom is just intelligence tempered with experience over time.
>>34734019>We are mentally the same ageOh lol I don't doubt it
>>34734009tl;dr. I can be serious but being retarded makes me happy. I am also on meds and sleep deprived, so I'm dizzy. I'll show you Anons how professional I can be. I'll be mature ITT now.
>>34734023>tranny hand
>>34734023999/1000 accounts are carbon copies of this btw
>>34733996>Why was a woman drowned in male attention You tell me nigga
>>34734023Oh hell no! Fucking gross. Ew. Average foid no. Average prostitute.
>>34734019Have you met him irl?
>>34734026:3 (me so smart)
>>34734027I think being whimsical is very attractive which some people misinterpret as wanting retarded women. But truly retarded women are usually selfish and unempathetic and are horrific to be around. Intelligent but whimsical women are a joy to be around because they approach everything with selflessness and pure spirit of curiosity and do things for others to share in their joy.
>>34734032Yes lol. We had lots of fun. His brother was like holy shit she is the female version of you.
>>34734025And what do young bitches not have? Smart people can be obscenely obtuse too, perhaps to an even higher degree because they think their intelligence is an excuse to act that way. You can cross your fingers and hope your young retard wisens up or date a bitch who already knows what's what.
>>34733975I hate Joel.I don't get it either.But look at her father he's useless and didn't even realize his wife's trust fund was paying for everything. She's used to mediocrity that doesn't listen to her.
>>34734035NTAJust admit that you're a loser and that's why you want to fuck women much younger than you.
I’ve been slaving away all day
>>34734036Brown and greasy and unwanted?
>>34734038I don’t really understand what your reply has to do with what I said.
>>34734034Subtlety and sarcasm is so lost on you
>>34734042Lmfao. Not physically. Also, I am white in the winter.
>>34734040If that were true, all men are losers since all men universally agree that young women are the most attractive.
>>34734038>dryou earned a doctorate from hustlers university
>>34734043Yeah if she was dating you and said >>34734019>We are mentally the same ageShe'd be about right
>>34734044:3
>>34734045[X] Aren't you South American?
>>34734047Alright, so you're gonna continue with the evo psych bullshit. Anyways, what do you plan to do when your 18 year old girlfriend eventually turns 30? Dump her?
>>34734047Only physically
>>34734049I still don’t understand what point you’re making or what I am meant to gleam other than you vaguely don’t like me and find it personally offensive that I think young women are attractive.
>>34734052-_-
>>34734055NtaDon't you think it's a little cruel to die so much sooner than your wife?
>>34734053No? Why would I dump her?>>34734054I haven’t read any data that supports that idea.
>>34734048Tate fell off. Everyone is now at Kai Cenat's Streamer University.
>>34734052NTAThere are white people in South America believe it or not.
>>34734055That's your problem man
>>34734060Not this one.
>>34734057Yeah, a bit, but I would try my best to make up for it by spoiling her and giving her the best life I can, even if I only have 30-40 years left.
>>34734058>No? Why would I dump her?Because she will eventually no longer be young and thus no longer attractive to you? Are you really this stupid or are you just that committed of a troll?
>>34734058>dataGonna bring up the papers now lol. How did these "studies" define attraction?
>>34734053Kek, you bring up this retarded point almost every thread. Are you JH? Only that freak can be this fucking stupid.
>>34734052So aesthetic.
>>34734059I thought nobody liked Kai Cenat anymore because his brand’s name VIVET spelled backwards plus adding LA where he lives is TEL AVIV
>>34734064When did I say that physical attraction was the single only defining factor? Or when did I say that I couldn’t find a 30 year old attractive?
>>34734069Lmao
>>34734067What? Who the fuck is JH? You have me confused with someone else.
>>34734066I’m not interested in pulling up receipts. If you are invested enough in your own argument to present your own data, I’ll read but I’m convinced of my own position so I don’t feel the need to justify it.
>>34734039I forgot about her father. He was pretty pathetic. She should have given the other comedian a chance
>outside of sexual assault, have you ever had an experience that caused you to avoid sex Male, Had an experience last year with an unwanted pregnancy. The fallout from the incident has fundamentally changed how I view intimacy and my desire for it.
>>34734063I think that would just make it worse t b hYou're setting her up to have 20-25 years alone at the end with nothing but money (and hopefully MAYBE kids who see her occasionally) to keep her company. It sound depressing.
>>34734041let's goooooooooooo
>>34734077You are being assholes, poor guy. He just wants a young wife to love.
>>34734068Really making out with that cup huh
>>34734077I mean, we will absolutely have children. But if she doesn’t want to deal with that scenario, she can always say no to dating me. I put my life on hold whilst I did medicine, lost the best years of my life, is that fair? Maybe, maybe not but I made a choice of my own free will.
>>34734041Doing what?
>>34734080As a kid I used to makeout with water bottles at school for some reason until people started making fun of me.
>>34734075Lenny? That wouldn't go well for anyone lol.
>>34732048Definitely not me. I would never say wank.
State gender, how do feel about people who use emoticons while texting?
>>34734041What am I supposed to say? I am proud of you, I guess...
>>34734086I liked Lenny :(
>>34734079It's funny cuz your boyfriend cheats on you and then says he loves you and that convinces you
>>34734082I think you made a mistake not trying to do this 10 years ago rather than now.
>>34734076FYes, being considered an ugly duckling just to have a glow up and have the very same people that treated me like shit now buttering me up. It was a huge black pill and made me swear off romance for years.
>>34734088FAdorable depending on which, cringe if not. my mom sends weird gifs tho and it is hilarious.
GF says she wishes I looked like Christopher Nolan. WTF does that mean.
>>34734068I thought you were holding one of those big ass green moths for a second, and not a cookie.
>>34734096A less troglodyte Tarantino?
>>34734090I saw a Motörhead tribute once.
>>34734090Oh I like him too don't get me wrong. But it would be a terrible romantic relationship for all parties. Lenny's fun to hang out with, not to be committed to for the rest of your life.
>>34734099Based based based based based
>>34734100I can fix him
>>34734076I think I'm avoiding my lesbian side because I liked a girl that genuinely tried to kill herself over a dude.
>>34734092Asshole. You know who cheats on you? Nobody. Because you are all alone. I feel evil saying this but that comment you made hurt. He doesn't cheat, he just used to goon. I hope you find a gf.
>>34734106Better to be alone than a cuck lol
>>34734096Nolan was a fuckboi???
Girls, would you perform a striptease for your boyfriend's birthday party?
>>34734076Yeah. I hate my body, so I feel silly when fucking. I also dunno how to moan properly.
>>34734088FI miss emoticons and they're superior to emojis.
>>34734110I dunno how to do that lmfao. Also just for him right? I don't think so. I'd look even more retarded than usual...
>>34734109He looks like a 17 year old Finnish kid
Damn now i have a crush on christopher nolan.. any moids here look like him?
>>34734109hot he has big hands his dick is probably huge
>>34734096Balding?
>>34734109I have no idea, but he is pretty gay looking. Are there woman who like gay man? Like actual gay man? Is that some of those weird sexualities? The question has just manifested in my brain.
This nigga massive
>>34734113No for the party guests
>>34734110For >his party? No.For >him, sure.
>>34734098the virgin tarantino footfag vs the chad nolan fuckboi
>>34734119You realize a massive cock would hurt like hell and make your pussy wider don't you?
Can I get better at conversation by watching interviews
>>34734129conversations are basically interviews so yeah
>>34734125Oh hell no!
I was too exhausted to go out tonight. I barely had enough energy to do anything today.
>tfw no 5'10 160lbs boyfriend with brown hair and brown eyes.
>>34734115*raises paw*
>>34734129Let's conversate. Hi Anon! How are you today? What are you up to?
>>34734119I have really small hands and now I am insecure. Dick is big though.Are big hands attractive to women?
>>34734088VintageI like it. Quirky.
>>34734135Lmfao you look gay and you are a furry! Can you be my gay bestie and give me makeup advice?
>>34734128found the dicklet
>>34734110No one wants to see that.Not even if "party" means just him. Not that looking at me naked wouldn't be appealing but the striptease part. I'm not built for that. I don't dance.
>>34734142I am a girl you retard. It is just common sense, which most Anons seem to lack in life
>>34734147Nta>am a girl No you're not lol
>>34734146I don't dance either but once I was drunk at a techno club and it was one of the most fun experiences of my life.
>>34734093Mistakes get made.
>>34734152I mean like, I will on occasion but it's not sexy. You couldn't get me drunk enough to be willing to do a striptease without me passing out first. It would just never happen lol.
>>34734138ur fine
>>34734157Lol I get that
My dad offered to buy me a house outright with no mortgage.
>>34734160I hope they are gay and scientists invent gay babies and they have many gay babies together.
>>34734164Rich dad is hoping you will get laid if you get out of his house. Or your mom doesn't want to have sex around you.
>>34734164You sound sad about it
>>34734164Lucky
No way this would hold up in court.
>>34734167I'm a little freaked out, yeah. It's a big life change.
Genders,Are the greek mythologies rape manuals?
>>34734172It's a good thing. I am happy for you
>>34734172Faggot
>>34734173FAncient religions are just degenerate in general. The Old Testament is a wild read.
It's 4:35 in the morning. Shall I sleep?
We should bring back the sacred orgy. That would be awesome!
>>34734173The stench between your fat rolls is a rape manual.
>>34734177You sound so based for some reason
>>34734180Orgies are gay
Ok no one is talking. I am leaving. Good night Anons. I am not a cuck.
Is a girl like this worth driving out an hour to her place to fuck? I’m not really into black girls since they kinda smell once they get sweaty and there’s the whole higher std risk thing, but I haven’t gotten laid in nearly a year and she seemingly has decent tits.I’ve fucked black girls before though I kinda get nervous about catching something immediately after and begin to regret it a little. Definitely not the hottest girl I’ve matched with, but my options are slim
>>34734180Went to an orgy once and got explosive diarrhea. Those sorority girls were NOT happy.
>>34734189>I am not a cuckDo a voca saying this in a Richard Nixon impression.
>>34734190Anon, I...
>>34734192How'd you get invited?
>>34734190If you are racist you will likely hurt this girl's feelings which would be bad. Women are people too.
picrel why are men so cruel?
>>34734190Nigga you are turning prison gay
>>34734195Your mom.
>>34734177Hokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid
>>34734194The somewhat decent tits in question. It’s a Friday night, I haven’t gotten laid in awhile, and I’m horny. My judgment might be failing me.I have potential hookups lined up with hotter/cute incoming Latina college freshmen girls, but that’s like later when college usually starts in the fall and I’m about to go on a trip Sunday.>>34734197I don’t mean it like that- I don’t go out of my way to single out black people out of the blue. But if a black girl wants to be easy and suck my dick, I’m stuck in a conundrum because they’re not my ideal matches.>>34734199How so?
>>34734209>I haven't had pussy in forever and there's nothing else, maybe this dudes ass isn't half badSame line of thinking
Seeing men willing to fuck ugly women just makes me feel bad about myself. Like damn being picked really does mean NOTHING and men have no standards.
am i allowed to ask weirdly specific question about men's genitalia here
>>34734214No
>>34734213That's how it is you just gotta put out and you'll be above 80% of women
>>34734213Princess, you're one of a billion.
>>34734212That does make sense. Not sure I’d go as far as to say a pussy and some fat, less-than-perfect tits are analogous to some ugly bastard’s hairy bumhole>>34734213If you’re so attractive, maybe you can put out for once so neither of us are in this conundrum>t. pretty femboy-looking anon who’s sexually frustrated and in dire straights over the fact that I’m pondering on fucking a girl waaaay below what I typically fuck
>>34734190>>34734209>the average moid will drive an hour to stick their dick in that
>>34734219You say that like it makes it better.It just makes me either disgusted by the fact that men have no standards or doubtful of my own level of attractiveness. If they'll fuck anything then being sexually desirable to men means nothing.
>>34734076Do you have a kid now
>>34734224>You say that like it makes it betterNo actually. Just stating the reality.
>>34734221The fact that you're even in the conundrum makes you unfuckable.
>>34734164Where?
>>34734198Idk.Men are meanies.
>>34734230Ecuador.
>>34734236Lmao
male anons please let me hold it while you pee
>kp was the "holding it while you pee" spammer >kp was the dr house spammer
>>34734240I've got a shy bladder so I highly doubt that's gonna work. Also I sit to pee, so you wouldn't really be able to see anything.
>>34734243I mean yes i am the dr house spammer but my trip was on? Holding it while you pee thing is just a common meme im sure someone else talked about it
>>34734240Why?
Are there serious Tate fans that are mad Messi doesn't cheat on his wife, genders?
>>34734244You two gonna rub ur loose belly skin together?
>>34734252Hot
>>34734240What if the force of my stream frightens you
Can't wait to try these snail noodles tomorrow.
>>34734260Start snail maxxing, get one of those Korean face masks That uses snail mucus
>>34734240Maybe, would you let me watch you pee
>>34734259>the force of my streamyellow or brown?
>>34734267You can hold hers while she pees
i think i have autism>refilling my drink at gym, by entrance>this fit chick walks in, looks me in the eyes and smiles>instead of smiling back and saying hi I just wink with one eye and smirkits over for me
>>34734276>has to clarify that he winks with one eye as if winking with two eyes isnt just blinkingyea you might just be autistic
>>34734276retard rizz
man I think you guys are right I might be having manic episodes
>>34734278>he isnt wlinking
>>34734281shut up bitch I just got to ascension 10 on slay the spire
women dont know this but if ill see you wearing tight shorts or leggins and you have really nice ass I will jerk off to mental imagery off your ass later that evening.
>>34734276rizz!
>>34734284well fuck you I'm almost done with the post game in megaman starforce 2
>>34734282>wlinking instead of bwinkingretard esl bro
>>34734287hey kittenposter, how do you like these cats?https://edramatica.com/kittens
>>34734230A Midwest college town
fuck you
People still use Encyclopedia Dramatica in the year of our lord 2026?
>>34734295Which one?
>>34734296do you have a jewish nose?
>>34734301Not Ann Arbor
I hate my big nose
>>34734304cheap house
>>34734296Take me out to dinner first.
>>34734276Quirky lel
>>34734306Do your skin folds get inflamed in the summer heat?
>>34734314i dont have folds
>>34734292I could have been a surgeon.
women hate baldos, thats a given, but what about dudes with plain ol big foreheads?i dont mind a girl with big forehead for example but idk whats the female position.supposedly in Spain big forehead is seen as masculine but it sounds like copet. receeding hairline
Have you thought about how big the difference from 1million to 2million dollars is?
>>34734299Psst, it's a troll image.
>>34734320>big foreheadSo balding?Same view.
>>34734322Like a million dollars, innit?
>>34734315The way your stomach hangs ofc there are folds. Do your bingo wings ever get caught on anything?
>>34734322After you hit eight figures, it becomes a lot less consequential.
>>34734320Christopher Nolan has a big forehead and all the femanons want to fuck him now
>>34734330femanons like big foreheads?
>>34734327my stomach hangs? i wasnt aware of this
>>34733615>Men would be overjoyed to see a girl dressed up in these hyper feminine outfits.But not normalfag men. When's the last time a normie-audience female celebrity did a sexy magazine photoshoot dressed in Lolita fashion? If the demand was big enough, they would.
>>34734332Why you need to lift it with your hand in your pics?
>>34734334why would you want to date normalfag men? I want a gf who's into lolita so I can try making things for her
Do credit card disputes work or not
>>34734335the skin is loose
man you know what? I love trains
>>34734340grim
>>34734341I want to work as a railroad engineer :)
It would be cool if there was pink 4chan called 4girls where everything was kind and respectful and happy.
>>34734320Big forehead is infinitely preferable to tiny forehead. I feel like Spain is right. Big forehead and prominent brow ridge is masculine.
>>34734338Which means it hangs.
These shoes are so fucked am so dissapointed
>>34734336I mean I assume original anon was talking about normalfags, since>>If a man walked around like Sherlock Holmes in a 3 piece suit all day, he’d just been seen as fucking weird. If a man wore a leopard print button down with half the buttons undone exposing his chest, he’d get labelled a fag and otherwise seen as a creep.isn't true for all women either, plenty would be into either of those looks.
>>34734329Eight figure Anon can you give me 10 bucks?
>>34734347>If a man walked around like Sherlock Holmes in a 3 piece suit all dayIs that what Sherlock Holmes does? Sherlock feels like a weird character to use for this example.
>>34734336PDF-file
>>34734345No it does not
>>34734351kittenposter I can't sleep and I am depressed. Do you want to talk?
someone gifted me a new sonic plushie :D
>>34734353Hedgehog anon I can't sleep and I am depressed. Do you want to talk?
>>34734348Get a job
>>34734355I have a job
>>34734354sure we can talk for a bit, I need to go to bed in an hour though also why me specifically?
>>34734351Why do you need to lift it? I hope you wash under there with soap and water in the shower.
i deserve to creampie a hot slim woman. i DESERVE it. but i don't want her to be impregnated. i do not want to be a father.
>>34734357Thanks! What music do you listen to?
>>34734359>hot slim womanyou won't find one here. this is braphog central.
MenDo you respect women?
>>34734360Taylor Swift. you?
>>34734363Yeah.
if anyone wants to be friends (nothing else) here is my Discord: reliaxx
>>34734363i want a cute guy to hold my head like that
>>34734364I am not a Swiftie.
>>34734360I like industrial music and goth music.idk my taste is not very original desu >>34734364FUCK OFF FAKER
>>34734371That is really cool. I like Goth and Industrial music too. Which bands do you like?
>>34734366what do you like to do
>>34734375I like music, crafts and cooking. I am Trini
>>34734366>>34734375>>34734374bots
>>34734374I liked marilyn manson's earlier stuff, I liked downward spiral and a few other songs from NIN and I like bauhaus a lot.also like a band called she past away
>>34734377I am not a bot
>>34734376Who?
>>34734377FAKER!!!!
>>34734305M or f
>>34734350redundant-dant
>>34734362I am slim but mid
>>34734378I like Filter. It has NIN's guitarist. I like some Marilyn Manson songs like Tourniquet. I listened to Bauhaus because of an Anon and I like them. I have never listened to She Past Away. I'll add them.
>>34734379yes you are
being smothered on a bed by a tall lean muscular moid must be nice....
>>34734380Just some retard
>>34734337Depends on what you're disputing
>>34734346What shoes
>>34734334What fucking normalfag man is reading a magazine about celebrities? You really don’t understand the world.
>>34734383It's a way to say you are a pedo.
>>34734387Being topped with a feathery light moid to warm up is the best tho.
>>34734387how can he smother you if he’s lean, he’s built like a pole
>>34734382M
>>34734391My mom does.
>>34734394He can still be built lean just denotes fat level
>>34734391NtaHe's right though. Normal men are annoyed by "childish" women's fashion.
>>34734385oh never heard of Filter. tourniquet is a good MM song man that entire album is so good I can't just listen to one song I always end up listening to the whole album.> I listened to Bauhaus because of an Anon and I like them.that was probably me lol (I don't always namefag)
I love heartbeat asmr so much it's to closest I will ever be of being hugged again
Do you like smoking?
>>34734401Yeah
>>34734401No. I don't smoke.
>>34734401No
>>34734401Absolutely disgusting and vile
>>34734392you're supposed to say PDF, not "PDF-file". That ruins the joke you goddamned moron
>>34733835Various chefs and cooks mostly
>>34733835don't use social media anymore
>>34734405If you started smoking men would think you were dangerous and intriguing.
How do I make friends? Like irl. I miss hanging out and talking with people.
I have a whole life planned out in my head. It's never gonna happen in this life but it makes me excited, because maybe it'll be the next.
I'll use my namefag again I guess. I am bad at making friends and meeting people, etc. How do I do it?
>>34734401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u63-BQYw5SY&t=18
>>34734411I used to do this. My hobby used to be planning lives. Each week I would make a cool plan to be a different person.
>>34734401No but I do it. I vape my nicotine and only smoke weed now though.
MAN time for a cigarette
>>34734416I guess you already know this but smoking is bad for you.
>>34734398They aren’t though? What evidence do you have to suggest that men don’t like women dressing in hyper cute and suggestive ways?
>>34734412This widely depends on if you can socialize and maintain friendship.
>>34734411I'm just quietly watching the numbers waiting until I can do something about my life.
>>34734417I smoke less now. but it helps me focus while I'm studying
>>34734419I dunno if I can 2bh. I mean I socialize in my own stupid way but I can't maintain friendships. I suck at it.
>>34734412A fag >>34734414 and a buzzkill >>34734417 in less than three minutes
>>34734421What do you study?
>>34734423Yeah whatever I suck, I know
>>34734422You gotta be nice to people and have a good personality that people will want to enjoy being around.
Fucking namefags
>>34734418All anecdotal but I've heard it said many times that they don't like overly cutesy and childish looks. It's weird to them they think it's something pedos should like so it grosses them out on principle.
>>34734423and retard that contributes nothing >>34734423
>>34734429Fuck you anonymous
>>34734164f, I bought my house with help with mum who paid the deposit and I pay the repayments with her.>>34734276i have autism too! its ok
>>34734418Women just want to gaslight themselves into believing that men actually don’t like cute and sexy women they actually like [insert trait that they personally have]. It’s women sabotaging each other and also ego-soothing for them.
>>34734426Just learn how to relax, have fun, and don’t take anything too seriously. Life is already serious enough, guys don’t want any added bullshit.
>>34734427...
>>34734431Personally I'm in this camp as a man but that's just my opinion maaaaan it's subjective there's nothing else to it. You guys need to stop being so autistic and self obsessed
why dont moids look like this?
someone once called me a girl because I like the sims
>>34734431No that’s actually men virtue signalling, rare occurrence but it does happen.Obviously dressing in literal children’s clothes is different, but dressing in an ero-kawaii style is attractive.
>>34734427Thanks>>34734436Ok, I guess I'll try to keep my retardness and kill my neuroticism
>>34734440I do.
>>34734443Retardedness and neuroticism is fine as long as you’re fun to be around and not a buzzkill. The baseline to start at is being easy to be around.
>>34734437Do you have something to share with the thread?
>Obviously dressing in literal children’s clothes is different, but dressing in an ero-kawaii style is attractive.
>>34734448Retardedness and neuroticism are not easy to be around, retard.
>>34734448I kinda go with whatever plan just to have friends. I just offput people
>>34734450Why do pedophiles think we want them to speak?
>>34734447hi
state genderwhat are you listening to right now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xroa4cMLM
>>34734455Listening to markimoo's l33t hack3r sk33ls
Why don't girls wear shirts that cover their stomachs anymore?
What worries me the most is when I have children. I want to be a good influence. I don't want my children to be bullied because they have a similar personality to me.
>>34734451It is as long as they’re not bringing down the mood or needing to be the center of attention. Just go with the flow. Back in the day “neuroticism” used to just be called “weird”. Most groups have the weird friend.
>>34734458this is only a problem when they are fat and disgusting
>>34734454Hey
>>34734452>I just offput peopleThen speak less, smile more, and when you do speak, talk about what they’re talking about.
>>34734459then don't have kids because they will be like you and they will be bullied and miserable
>>34734466Ok. I'll try to do this. But there is also something about my eyes. I have the BPD stare.
>>34734467I really want to have kids. I am willing to change my whole personality to be a good influence.
>>34734469BPD stare?can I get an example?
>>34734472>The "BPD stare" is a phenomenon where individuals with Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) exhibit a fixed, dead-eyed, or intensely blank gaze. It is typically an unconscious reaction to emotional flooding, trauma responses, or identity disturbance, manifesting as either extreme, hyper-vigilant focus or a vacant, dissociated disconnection.
>>34734471it's all in the genes though you can't change your genes I'm not saying this to be mean it's just the truth, they will have the same struggles as you did if not worse, depending on the father
>>34734462umm
>>34734460>has never worked in a customer service job in his life awardThe general stupid public are very inflammatory and center themselves very often.
>>34734455f, https://youtu.be/rB6w7MUFYc0
>>34734474oh lol that's literally me
>>34734475My mom is a Stacy and my dad is extremely sociable. I dunno about this.
>>34734455I can hear this song from the thumbnail
>>34734474Oh so you’re legit a crazy person. Not getting any more advice from me.
>>34734481I like this one a lot too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ucxot_zZes
>>34734480did they bind your skull when you were a baby?
>>34734439Good, you're normal.>>34734442I think they genuinely don't like it. That's the exact style cited most of the time. The floofy skirts, pastels, cute characters, they're not into it. They want to fuck a woman who's trying to be sexy not one who could be confused for a rich 8 year old if you shrunk her. You're allowed to like what you like but you're either delusional or lying if you're saying the majority of men like it. Harajuku fashion is cool and fun, but rarely sexy. Like, women who wear lolita are actively trying to not be sexually appealing a lot of the time, it's part of the style.
>>34734477Who the fuck is trying to make friends with customers while they work at customer service?
>>34734460>Putting bleach in your drinks is fine as long as you don't absorb it into your bloodstreamSome people are just fucked, what's with the ass kissing man
>>34734435>[insert trait that they personally have]You think there are stacies who look good in bikinis on /adv/ arguing with you? Because that's what I'm arguing normalfag men actually like, not gothic twintails with green hair or whatever.
>>34734487As a kid I had a teacher who abused me and taught the whole class to bully me because she has trouble with my mom. She would hit me, leave me out of class for no reason or made me cry and then tell the whole class I was a bad kid. When my parents found out they were really upset and talked with the school. The thing is my classmates always saw me as the target ever since kindergarten. The teacher got in trouble but the didn't change my classmates. I was bullied for 10 years until my parents decided to put me in another school.
>>34734458Because wearing high waisted pants and a crop top shows my figure best. The 2 inch strip of skin you can see is the skinniest part of me. I don't mind shirts that hit at the hips but the way they used to fit where they cover half your ass (or rather roll up to your hips anyway) was never flattering for anyone.
>>34734466Nta>speak lessDoesn't work. They still think you're weird but now you make them nervous because they're not sure why.
>>34734495You should show your belly button
>>34734486me too
why can't men accept a relationship where we kiss and hug and love each other romantically without sex
>>34734492>>34734451And why do you think we weirdos would eagerly seek people who sound as teen boy bitchy as yourselves?
>>34734495I can't imagine any woman over the age of 19 wearing an outfit like this
>>34734494who the fuck asked lmao
>>34734499A lot of you really need to learn that you can't have your cake and eat it too
>>34734499Because I want to have sex.
>>34734495
>>34734503The anon asked what happened to me. That is my theory. That teacher ruined my life.
>>34734500I'd hope you don't please keep away. "We weirdos" lmao
>>34734490Nobody. It's just a good way to get to know and deal with a big portion of your surrounding population.
>>34734497I prefer when the pants cover it but I have a long torso so a lot of the high waisted pants don't.>>34734501I'm 34. I was chunkier at 19 than I am now. 19 year old me would look and feel like shit in this outfit. it was in the mid 80s today showing some midriff is totally acceptable.
>>34734494That's fucked up>>34734503No one asked for you, so get out, bot
>>34734508>pants clearly photoshopped onto the personlole
>>34734496With a one-on-one convo sure. But in groups it’s good advice.
>>34734512I think belly buttons are so hot
>>34734500Says the anonymous poster that doesn't want to be known.
>>34734515>in groups it's good advice I'm talking about in groups. If you're "too quiet" that's worse than just being cringe. At least with other women. There has to be some reason you're not talking and they're always going to assume it's something bad.
>>34734499Sound like the perfect relationship
>>34734455f, last album I listened to the "new" justice album.>>34734458i do, I have no crop tops at all
>>34734510I assumed you consider yourself a superior non-weirdo, no? Are you one of those "no I'm the GENUINE weirdo worthy of the name" edgelords?
Ever smelled a fat woman's belly button? It's rank.
>>34734489The fuck is Harajuku style exactly? That is so broad you basically capture everything from microbikinis to pseudo-Victorian
>>34734509>The anon asked what happened to me.Step one for you is going to have to be picking up on social and conversation clues it seems if you don’t understand the context of “Wtf is wrong with you?”
>>34734517Exactly, tripfag.
>>34734508Those are not low waisted
>>34734493Yes as we know, the normal man fucking hates goth girls and they definitely aren’t a popular porn category.
>>34734512Frumpy.
>>34734526See? There's no conversation with you. You don't exist.
>>34734504>you don't understand the cake analogy>you hate sex or romancePick one and exactly one.
>>34734526She doesnt have a trip tag though?
>>34734521I'd rather be whatever I am than you
>>34734523It's the catch all that lolita falls under named after the area of japan it originated in. Keep up dude. The only sub style I know of that does anything intentionally "sexy" is gyaru and they're basically doing drag.
Do you guys hate me?
moids, what are u having/ had 4 dinner todayim having some chocolate milk
>>34734530Which means this anon imageboard doesn't exist. Which means you aren't here. Sweet.
>>34734535Who
>>34734526Are you retarded
>>34734536I always skip dinner
>>34734534You’re confusing attractive and sexy together. Something can be attractive without being sexy, vice versa. You’ve just lasered in on Lolita for some reason.
>>34731580Think I might apply to be a security guard at the local hospital. What are the chances I end up scoring a qt nurse gf and cease being a khhv? Would it be worth potentially getting stabbed by degenerates trying to steal meds?
>>34734529#1 word I would use to describe my 19 year old self yeah. Terrible hair, frumpy, and using prescription strength deodorant.
>>34734537Lmfao you sound like Cartman
>>34734518Imagine giving an autist advice and you tell them to engage in the group conversation. The austist will reply to everybody who says anything. The “speak less” part was for that type of autist.
>>34734540going to bed hungry is never fun
>>34734531I'm saying a lot of you fags whine about not having the perfect life and needing to make compromises and people not playing by your rules my challenged friend.
>>34734542Security day job?Maybe.
>>34734542f, from what I've seen you'll have almost no time to talk to nurses, you'll be moving around ward to ward with no rest time. try to go to a specialised hospital and you might have a better chance
>>34734536I actually just ate a bag of Goldfish crackers earlier. And a can of Mountain Dew Code Red.
>>34734535Yes oh my god shut the fuck up leave and never come back
>>34734537
>>34734541>lasered in on lolitaAre you not the guy who was talking about it. He brought it up. If someone says a person or style of dress is "attractive" to them 98% of the time they mean they find it sexually appealing. I find it disturbing that a grown man would find a style of dress that is intentionally childish "attractive".
oinking squealing stomping her trotters
>>34734547No its fine i dont get hungry
>>34734518>>34734545Hence >>34734544
>>34734550>>34734551Does it change anything if it's night/graveyard shift?
men, are you OK with your gf/wife wearing revealing clothing?
>>34734545I am autistic. She HAS to find a middle ground or they will think she's weird. Probably will anyway. "Speak less" isn't specific enough.
>>34734555You can think whatever the fuck you want. Go onto /cgl/ right now and you can easily find girls who complain how many guys hit on them or their boyfriends want to fuck them in their Lolita coords. This isn’t rare or unique.
>>34734536Leftover roast potatoes and steamed veges with some frozen chicken tenders I'm cooking in the oven.
>>34734561No burkas only
>>34734560same fr, from what I know from being in the psych ward there's way less nurses on at night, just one meds nurse and a rounds nurse
I give up. I don't need anyone but him. Fuck everyone.
>>34734560You will probably not get any nurse action at night shift unless a drug dealer has an accident at night. Or you live in a high crime area.
>>34734562>or they will think she's weirdThey ARE weird. No coaching is going to change that. The trick is for them to learn how to get along.
>>34734568go be ugly and smelly somewhere else
>>34734542My mom is friendly with the security guards at her work but she's in her 50s. The younger ones don't seem to fraternize as much. And some of them look down on the people working in the hospitals without degrees. It's a hierarchy and you're lower than the CNAs. You're like the patient observers who need almost no training and make just over minimum wage to them. She already knows she makes more than you without even having to talk to you.
>>34734570So I can't do anything? It depends on the people around me?>>34734571I smell like coconut and vanilla. People compliment me on my smell.
Can anyone wish me sweet dreams?
>>34734556Why do you jerk off to pigs
>>34734455m, https://youtu.be/9Pp9DC56hh8gonna be seeing them live tomorrow. Super excited
>>34734563Go look anywhere else on the wider internet. If you're just looking in a niche space like /cgl/ of COURSE that's what you're going to see. It's a niche preference and claiming otherwise is just silly.
>>34734571Go die alone.
>>34734574you look like you smell like a porta potty
>>34734578>when you look at the primary sources it proves you right, but when you look at non-primary sources it changes, so you’re wrongNot the brightest one are you?
>>34734581I don't know why but something tells me you will die alone.
>>34734575Sweet dreams anonymouse!
>>34734581Are you doing a bit?There was a portapotty video today...
>>34734581Whenever you speak I imagine a fat lonely man with a small cock.
>>34734567>>34734569Oh well. Pay is much better than what I get now, so I'll probably still apply. Even though it's a rather big hospital, I can't imagine too much excitement (well, security related stuff) happens in the dead of night.>>34734572>some of them look down on the people working in the hospitals without degrees>tfw have bachelor's degree in STEM but can't seem to land a job in my fieldMaybe I could use the security job to get my foot in the door and find my way into hospital IT shit.
>>34734579>>34734583Name on, trinitoilet
>>34734582If you go to the model supply/hobby store and ask if the people there like trains you're much more likely to get a yes than if you went to the grocery store and polled 50 random strangers what are you not getting lol.
>>34734584Thanks
Men How would you feel if you had a gf and found out she had you saved as "Dad" in her contacts?
>>34734586kek triggered the bpdoid
>>34734588Woman don't like you. You can't get laid.The funniest thing is I actually smell really nice. I am obsessive with smells.
>>34734588What is your problem?
No hot and interesting woman to namefag for SIGH
>>34734592I would take her to the golden Gate bridge and then jump off
>>34734574>It depends on the people around me?First of all, that’s always the case for everyone.>So I can't do anything?You can find your groove. Being pleasant generally goes a long way. You don’t have to be amazing or perfect to be able to hang out. People really aren’t focusing on you as much as you think they are. And if they are, it’s because you gave them a reason to.
>>34734590Not really equivalent because there’s no social taboo to liking trains. If you asked a random guy if he wanted to fuck a girl in Lolita, you aren’t going to get an honest answer because he knows it’s taboo.A tangential piece of evidence is the popularity of ddlg.
>>34734598Thank you Anon. This makes sense.
>>34734593Asshole of course it triggers me. I always smell really nice. He doesn't even know what he is talking about.
>>34734587in the emergency department and the psych ward there absolutely is mental people at night. I've seen people escorted by security in ed because theyre threatening to bash the shit out of each other or are drunk beyond belief
>>34734601Go away smelly
Exhibanon,Did you see sekhmet on palworld?
>>34734603now take your name off and simp for yourself again
>>34734605No, I am staying. Just for you.
>>34734596Nobody cares, stay a virgin.
>>34734606I try to cover my ears and go lalala regarding Palworld because I don't have anything that can play it.That being said... Nice.
>>34734599>no social tabooThere is lol, but not quite the same. Either way even if you pretend people can't lie I'm still right.Ddlg isn't as popular as it looks either. Most strange kinks are perpetuated by a loud minority not the majority of people.Just be a loud minority with pride rather than gaslighting yourself into thinking it's popular. You like it, let that be enough.
I think foids should post ribs and sternum
>>34734604Of course shit like that will happen, but I figure that less shit happens overall at night since there would be less random foot traffic from visitors and randos
>>34734608Why the fuck are you such assholes? Am I supposed to be the bitch? I don't tell people they smell like shit.
>>34734611You really do do nothing all day huh
>>34734613maybe when I lose a bit more weight I will :) I weighed in at 84kg down from 96 today!
>>34734613You just want to see boobs
>>34734612There’s a social taboo about liking trains? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>34734617Why are you using metric?
>>34734614for ed I've been at all times and absolutely night time doesn't have any chill, maybe try getting a job at a predominantly mental hospital
>>34734601Cheers. That will be $350
>>34734615a hit dog will holler lmao
>>34734617God damn
>>34734617Nice! Congratulations>>34734618No i want to see skeletons
>>34734611It's the ankha dance meme lol
>>34734620I'm Australian!>>34734624is that good?
>>34734619It's been something people get made fun of for since at least the 80s. What rock do you live under? A guy who's really into trains is your reclusive uncle who never married and only eats bologna sandwiches.
>>34734617I weigh 70 kg :)
>>34734615Yes, they want you to bitch at them on purpose because they are boring people.
>>34734627>I'm Australian!Oh, I'm from NZ.
>>34734626Hmm, you think? She does have the same color scheme.
how many kg does the average foid and moid weigh
>>34734615I really hate people who wallow in self pity but the moment someone agrees that they're annoying and should shut up and leave they heel turn and get all defensive. Fuck off you immature narc
>>34734629Yeah and it stayed in the 80s, are you an actual child? No adult would think twice about another guy liking trains
>>34734627No that's huge wtf, are you 6'2
>>34734635He didn't say "you are annoying, shut up" he told me I smell like shit.
>>34734630nice! I'm trying to get back to about 70kg but I'm a bit worried about my boobs getting even smaller>>34734632hii neighbour!>>34734634f, 84kg (25.9 bmi)
>>34734634MThats me >>34734630
>>34734637nah 180cm so 25.9bmi
>>34734639Good luck anon!
>>34734635At least I recognize my flaws and am willing to look for advice. It's not useful to tell someone they should stay quiet for the rest of their lives. That isn't obtainable. You are the immature asshole. I am trying to figure out how to be a better person.
>>34734633Yaaaaa
>>34734635And hating someone is no fucking reason to tell them they smell like shit. That is extremely immature. Fuck off you immature narc
>>34734621Idk, might be kind of fun to fight drunk people desu
>>34734627>is that good?Fuck off
>>34734634Throw 54 kg in the F column for calculation purposes.>>34734636It's definitely still a neon sign that says "autistic". I would think twice about dating a guy who has a train room. How much money is he throwing into a hobby I don't connect with? Better for him to date someone who respects it it's just going to cause friction in the relationship if I date him. Same with car guys.Either way this has nothing to do with the original conversation. The majority of men don't like lolita fashion. You being so weird about that makes me think it IS a pedo thing because it doesn't make sense to me to be so mad about it being called niche. It's not most men's first, or probably even second or third choice of aesthetics and that's fine.
>>34734645<3>>34734649i absolutely am not looking forward to working with violent people (but I'm going to be a doctor not a security guard)
Anyone have an (amicable) ex turn into a complete and total wreck? I get that's usually supposed to make me feel like I dodged a bullet but it doesn't.
>>34734613I already did.
>>34734646You aren't though you're just whining and making grandiose promises and plans without actually going through with any of it. You said you'd leave why are you still here, all you do is "ask for advice" because you want attention and not because you'll actually follow it. There's really no point in me explaining this to you anyway since it'll all go over your head. Genuinely do a flip
>>34734653f, I've only had one partner so no. but I've had friendships that totally fell apart, mainly with male friends and one female friend
>>34734649Fight? They slam them against the wall and give a sedative in the ass. Seent that shit.
>>34734644Fatty talloid how did it feel being the school ogre
>>34734653For me it was the opposite, knowing they’d end up on their feet or better even though they were the wrecking ball.
There's a tall chubby Australian foid here? Sup???
>>34734652Fair enough, but desu I feel like it's kind of expected that I'll have to tackle/taze/mildly fuck up a person now and then if I work a security job.
>>34734658i was 45kg in hs, I went up to 75 in my early 20s and up to 96 because of an antipsychotic I was on
why does atoga have so many fat chicks
>>34734655I make grandiose plans because at the moment I feel like I can, and then I fucking collapse again. I followed some of the advice Anons gave me. I comeback here because I have insomnia and I need to get shit out of my head. I can't really journal without it escalating. But you are definitely right. I need to do a flip and leave this place. You people always find a way to make me feel even worse when I come here looking for help. I don't know why I even bother to answer.
>>34734651> It's definitely still a neon sign that says "autistic". I would think twice about dating a guy who has a train roomGood job strawmanning the argument, retard.Extreme difference between a guy who find trains really interesting and guy who wants to stick his dick in a train
>>34734661hii, I'm just chilling. at an appointment with someone and my friend is over for a few days>>34734664antipsychotics! now I'm on the downwards trend
>>34734663You will never be a doctor lel
>>34734664We have tons of fat dudes too people are just fat in the modern day. Especially outcasts that congregate here.
I want to destroy a flat chested foid with my 7 inch cock
>>34734651> The majority of men don't like lolita fashion.Like and find attractive and different things. If you have a boyfriend, ask him if he’d be into fucking you in Lolita, most likely he won’t say no
>>34734668why not? I'm starting medicine next year
>>34734663>from 99 lbs to 211 lbsCan’t blame the drugs on that. Fucking hell
>>34734664A majority of the moids here are fat too, they are just too autistic to want to be identified.
>>34734669The guys here are lanky, not fat.
>>34734664Do you think normal chicks are on 4chan? Kek
>>34734666You're missing the point of why I mentioned it. It doesn't have to be liking trains it can be literally any niche interest. If you go to a place where people can engage with that niche interest you are much more likely to find people who like it than if you go somewhere almost everyone has to go (like the grocery store)
>>34734665Fuck off and whine to your pedophile boyfriend you childish bitch
>>34734665Bye. Don't let the door hit your pooey ass on your way out.
State genderTo you, how big a red flag is being bad with money? Like, in debt and still overspending.
>>34734675No they ain't
>>34734671>won't say no That's a pretty far cry from preferring it over any other styles though
>>34734663Oh so you were the literal class beanpole then. What's your target now
>>34734680Why the fuck do you hate me so much? I didn't do anything to you. I don't even know you. I try to be nice.
>>34734682>State gender>To you, how big a red flag is being bad with money? Like, in debt and still overspending.Have you tried seeking financial counseling support and budgeting?
>>34734670Pipe down and come back when you have an actual big dick
>>34734688I'm not bad with money, just curious what anons think
>>34734687Gurl. It's one guy that just hates namefags and spams repeatedly hoping you leave again. It's all he has.
>>34734673>Can’t blame the drugs on that.you try taking the amount of olanzapine I was on and you will absolutely gain a lot of weight. but 70kg was an effort to get over anorexia, then the 26kg from olanzapine has been going away since switching antipsychotics>>34734682definitely a massive one. being in debt that's not student debt or mortgage is quite irresponsible>>3473468670kg, so 14kg more to go
>>34734672Good luck with that lol
>>34734682FBig. If he's broke that's whatever but if he's broke and living beyond his means I can't trust him to be responsible. I can't live with this guy he's going to blow his money on fun shit and I'll be stuck paying the rent.
>>34734665Look, if you can’t handle the internet then you shouldn’t be on it. Especially since you seem like the type to give a shit about one shitslinger no matter how many others are nice. The internet isn’t for you then. Btw, there is a comradere in having a thick skin on here
>>34734681I am staying. I like some of the people here.
>>34734683I'm only 135 lbs.
Thoughts of hatefucking her again...
>>34734700You are 400lbs and black.
>>34734689Oohh yes make fun of my small penis im so close
>>34734673Not her You totally can. If she was on it for a while. I was on some antidepressants for 6 months and I gained 40 pounds. Even if you don't change your diet at all you can still gain weight.
>>34734701what exactly is hatefucking?
>>34734694What was so fucked with your head that they gave that to you
>>34734685I never said that.
>>34734697Yeah you are right. I always end up crying and feeling stupid.
>>34734703I bet your loads are small too jerk it with two fingers and cum for me faggot
>>34734705Fucking somebody you hate usually in a very degrading way.
Girls, would you date a guy who is always kind and respectful to everyone except government employees, who he treats like dirt whenever he's forced to interact with them?
>>34734707Or liking it enough to ask her to dress like that. I'm confident that "most men would prefer their girlfriend not dress in lolita style" is correct. Not saying no is tolerating it, not liking it.
>>34734702I am a skinny-ass white moid.
>>34734712Why are you being a dick to the mailman?
>>34734715nta but usps fucking sucks
>>34734702>You are 400lbs and black.Bitchin’
>>34734713Again, shit I didn’t say. Who are you quoting?
>>34734709why are you gay
>>34734706initially I was in psychosis and its mainly for hearing voices. its also sort of treating some other agitations
>>34734704>40 lbsAnd what was your weight before? We’re talking about literally doubling your weight.
>>34734719You literally did say "wouldn't say no". That was your metric for "liking it" right? I disagree that that means they like it.
>>34734714No. You are an idiotsandwich.
>>34734709Ill have you know that my loads are huge and its very inconvenient
>woman who is only horny when she is ovulatingIncredibly sad, I would go insane too.
>>34734723Like 120 pounds. +40 is pretty significant. And it would have kept going up if I didn't get off the meds.
>>34734725Just because you're fat doesn't mean everyone is.
>>34734730No. Most english speakers are fat.
when choosing a doctor, i always look for a psychotic fat anorexic
>>34734724Why would a man agree to fuck you in something he finds unattractive rather than just fucking you without that thing unless he believed that he thought that thing added some level of additional pleasure
>>34734708It’s not about you. Become one of the group. None of this is real. Thank god i’m old enough to know the internet isn’t real. Literally look up from your screen. None of this is real. Have fun with it.
>>34734733Schizo dribbling astrology cunt.
>>34734725please dont eat the poor idiot sammich
>>34734722Schizophrenia or nothing precisely diagnosed
>>34734731In your trailer park, sure.
>>34734734Because he believes that she likes it and he doesn't want to risk offending her and not getting any.
>>34734741Now you’re inventing scenarios in your head.
>>34734682MDebt is fine as long as it's for a good reason or they know what they did wrong and aren't repeating the same mistake(s). Debt and actively living beyond their means is a HUGE red flag. It's immature and it means I'm going to be an ATM, and in the long run having my money on tap means they might start overspending on our combined budget as well.
>>34734729240 is still 80 lbs away.
>>34734742You came up with the scenario dude. "Wouldn't say no" is implying she asked or initiated while in the outfit. Be mad at yourself lol.
>>34734733I've managed to get quite far despite everything, and I reckon I'll make a great doctor>>34734739so it wasn't diagnosed as schizophrenia originally, but I've recently started the diagnostic process for it (and it's differentials). i find out what the reason is on august 7th at my next psychiatrist appointment
>>34734738*biting*>>34734740>euro only knows trailer parks exist from breaking bad
>>34734731>everyone on 4chan is fatI dunno, i seen troon kitten’s tits
>>34734750No, it does not imply that. Read what I said very carefully again.
>>34734749If you gave me another year - year and a half on the meds I could have gotten there.
>>34734738You and BV are the idiot bread making a sandwich of my intelligent posts.
>>34734751You the one that doubled her weight? I ask for a non-asshole reason
>>34734682I would prefer her to be broke so she was fully dependent on me giving her gifts every day and she'd be happy every time
>>34734751How long have you been seeing a shrink you'd think they'd have nailed you with some kind of diagnosis by now
>>3473475740 to 70 then to 96 and now 84 yes
>>34734753She's not a troon? I know she's an attention seeking online ethot, come on.
>>34734752NOOOOOO DONT EAT HIM
>>34734753troon kitten was morbidly obese her entire life and recently lost weight
>>34734753well at least you think im not fat
>>34734760public systems sometimes favour treatment without a label. i have a few diagnoses though so I've collected a lot of labels lol
>>34734754If you're going to act like an angry dumbass about it we can just stop talking about it >>34734671"Won't say no" is not the same as saying "yes". Not understanding that is literal rapist vibes. Like what you like without being offended that the whole world doesn't agree with you and you'll be happier for it.
>>34734763Imagine being torn apart and eaten by foids...
Women describe your perfect man.Age:Race:Height:Body type:Accent:Job:Education:Hobbies:Friends:Sexual experience:Kinks:Religion:Political affiliation:*Freespace*:
>>34734763RAWR
>>34734766How much do you reckon all your loose skin weighs? 50lb?
>>34734768You have an inherently misandrist view of men. You think we would fuck anything and anyone and would never turn down an opportunity to for sex and this is the crux of your argument. It’s both incorrect and stupid.
>>347347755-10lb maybe
>>34734779how fat were u before?
>>34734770>Age: similar>Race: similar or white passing>Height: similar or less>Body type: similar or less>Accent: none>Job: just don't be broke>Education: just pass highschool>Hobbies: same>Friends: whatever>Sexual experience: whatever>Kinks: no riskplay>Religion: a little bit or none>Political affiliation: left of center or further left, not democratic nor libertarian.>*Freespace*: whatever
>>34734761So look, online…eating disorders and “anorexia” is so overplayed that it pisses me off. When i was a kid, a long time ago, i saw a pbs episode about an anorexic girl. She was literally dying. Had gotten down to like 70 lbs and still couldn’t eat. She was terrified of a bite of food. Real anorexia is a psychosis, and a terrifying and even from the outside miserably depressing one. All that to say, considering it seems like it might be legit with you considering psychosis is your ongoing diagnosis and burden, i’m kind sorry for shitting on you. But just kinda, this is still 4chan after all ;)
Why are lady nurses so attractive? Is it the exercise from being up on their feet all day running around doing shit?
>>34734779It weighs more than you think. 20lb maybe
>>34734784They constantly be fucking and are the drama.
>>34734770Age: somewhere around my ownRace: don't careHeight: not shorter than me Body type: ectomorph or mesomorphAccent: don't care Job: something he doesn't have to go on trips for he gets to come home at night Education: graduated high schoolHobbies: some kind of creative hobby, likes being outsideFriends: I don't have any having any preferences here would be hypocriticalSexual experience: commensurate with mineKinks: compatible with my own, so no roleplay. Religion: nonePolitical affiliation: heavily left leaning but I'm willing to differ on some specifics>>34734776How can I not think that when men post this kind of thing >>34734190
>>34734787But like, even the fat nurses are still attractive from being fat in mostly the right places. It can't be that only drama-addicted Stacy hoes become nurses
>>34734791No it's really true, or they're all old ladies.
>>34734789>>34734781You women fucking suck at this.>somewhere about my ownWe don’t know how tall you are, so this information is meaningless.
>>34734770Age: 22-32Race: WhiteHeight: 5'7-5'10Body type: Strongfat/broadAccent: Any USA accent Job: Anything but a pornstarEducation: IdcHobbies: Video games, we can play togetherFriends: Anything is fine but no female friendsSexual experience: Zero so we can learn and be each other's firsts togetherKinks: Slight dom, mostly vanilla Religion: Atheist or agnostic Politics: Centrist, slight right leaning*Freespace: Shaves facial hair often
I think im going to masturbate
>>34734795I'm not looking for anyone here.
I can't stop farting
>>34734791Nah the fat nurses are usually fat in the bad way not the curvy way. Stress fat.
>>34734780280lb
Hello young whipper snappers.
>>34734795You say that like I didn't answer that way on purpose. What good would knowing do you?
If I ever go to the USA you know the only thing I am going to eat is things from sealed bags or expensive restaurants lest I die of poisoning or diarrhoea
>>34734805What's up Gramps did you remember your blood pressure meds today
Yes step on my cock mommy >///<
>>34734806Because it’s interesting to view into another persons preferences and compare them to my own. Why answer at all if you don’t want to communicate information?
>>34734795Retard, have you never random chatted with chicks online? You have to lead with what you want to know. >i’m 27, 6’2, 210 lbs, white, blond hair and blue eyes>and you?For example
>>34734809No, but that is what the nurse is for.
I’m the man and I’m the man and everybody out there knows that I’m the baddest I’m the baddest of them all and you just mad
>>34734812Because I was assuming the person who asked was a guy who was going to say "hey" if he fit enough of the preferences.You can compare "not shorter than me" to your own preferences just fine. What you can't do is see how you measure up.
>>34734815U a bitch
>>34734815You ain't nothing but a hound dog.
>>34734812>hereNo thanks. Yucky.
>>34734809I took more yesterday bc my heart has been acting up the last two days.
>>34734822Great now your heart's gonna blow up. Look what you've done.
>>34734812NtasStop lying, you wanted to see if you fit their description.
>>34734825Only reason it will explode is because you are talking to them sexy
>>34734825It's the other way around, the medication make it not blow up. Sometimes I just have to take an extra quarter of the tablet.
>>34734792Lame.>>34734800Well it certainly looks good covered by scrubs
Men describe your perfect woman.Age:Race:Height:Body type:Accent:Job:Education:Hobbies:Friends:Sexual experience:Kinks:Religion:Political affiliation:*Freespace*:
>>34734833Don't lie to me gramps you like the buzz don't you. I know how you were in the 70s.
>>34734839Fuck off
Why does water taste so yucky right after waking up
>>34734839Every moid is going to depict pedoshit taste anyway.
>>34734839She gotsa poosy
>>34734843Yeah, straight lining blood pressure meds. Such a rush, that can be accomplished by spinning in circles instead.
>>34734839Rulebreaker without the mentally ill misandry
>>34734782all g
>>34734839IdcIdcIdcIdcIdcSomething that pays so much I won't ever have to workIdcIdcRich IdcIdcIdcIdcRich
>>34734853Wtf bro
>>34734843No, I have barely been able to fall asleep the last two night because of my stupid extrasystoles. It feels incredibly uncomfortable and irritates me ever 5 to 10 seconds when it's really bad.
>>34734847It's your mouth. Start water flossing, cleaning your tongue well, and brushing well
>>34734852Gotta make do with what you have since you can't get the good shit no more
>>34734859Too much work. I only started washing my teeth before sleep like a week ago
>>34734839White, 20s, makes at least middle class money. I won't bother with anything else since it matters less.
>>34734856Behold your perfect man>a bank account that never runs out of money ever, but you are forbidden on the pain of death to ever touch another man
MenWould you break up with a girl who has bad farts
>>34734839Age: youngRace: white or asian Height: shortBody type: big boobs, nice ass, not fatFreespace: not a huge bitchNothing else matters
>>34734853I wouldn't be misandrist if men didn't repeatedly demonstrate that they should be killing eachother or themselves as a means to solve our crises.
>>34734857He basically means the stereotype too-cool-for-school chick from movies
>>34734865No way I am cheating on her with hot women when I get the chance when she is away
>>34734866I'd out fart her and Dutch oven her
>>34734853But she's abandoned her kids
>>34734861No, literally spinning in circles to get dizzy is the equivalent of the effects of blood pressure meds. Fucking hell, i think i’m the only one here 30+
>>34734875I don't know why you are being a little bitch and keep answering in my stead, but you are delusional.
>>34734876Because your input was just so riveting…
>>34734874You abandoned putting wrinkles in your brain.
>>34734839>18-23>White or med-tier brown>Shorter than me>Anything from skinny to plump. Preferably skinny so I can have fun feeding you till you're plump. I like plump.>Don't care.>Don't care.>Don't care.>Coding would be nice so we can do it together, otherwise don't care.>Keep the count down and quality high, I don't want to entertain a gaggle of idiots every weekend.>Matching me or less, so one LTR.>Please don't shit on me.>Don't care.>Don't care. Anything other than a zealot. I don't want to attend rallies and shit, even if I agree 100% with the person in question.>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know.
>>34734875Yeah idk I'm 21 I could probably spend the year living off of gas station snack foods and come out looking and feeling like a supermodel >>34734876Man idk who the fuck is who anymore. I'm gonna go to sleep you old farts should too
>>34734880>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't knowFyi, in the future, keep that to yourself. Always be be determinative with chicks.
Why does every moid here hate black women? Is it just because of size insecurity?
It’s because she has a fat ass
>>34734887It could be the 50% std rate, or the bestiality. Take your pick
>>34734889And you got your head all the way in it.
>>34734887Too much attitude. Family is probably shit. Don't want mixed kids. Also hates me for being a cracker. Also STDs.
>>34734887Speak for yourself I love black women
>>34734887WEEEEHEHEEEELL
>>34734850>>34734856>>34734867Or men could prove they don't like women again.
>>34734887I love black kwins. Especially when they have fuzzy hair mm dark chocolate
>>34734897Why so serious.
>>34734887Back in my school days a few black girls would straight up harass me trying to get my attention. I think they thought it was flirting or something, but it was annoying as fuck.desu I don't hate black women, I just think they're unattractive and typically have man faces.
>>34734897
>>34734892I can’t keep this larp up anymore
>>34734880>>Shorter than mehow tall r u?
>>347349096'9
>>347349096' on the dot, thankfully.>>34734911Not me.
>>34734908Then surrender. I'll get you a real good deal.
>>34734913>Not meWho cares? Go to reddit if you want a tag bio
>>34734914In the pipe, 5 by 5
>>34734887Ugly, aggressive, stupid, puts me in proximity to other blacks. What’s not to hate?
>>34734887I'm just racist. It is what it is.
>>34734875I'm 34 but my heart isn't that fucked up yet. It's gonna be though. Suicide attempt with medication and eating disorder, it's going to fail in my 50s I'm willing it to happen.
what do i do if i want a bf as a girl
>>34734921>i’m eating myself to an early grave You do you
>>34734923Convince him to start HRT.
>>34734925i dont follow
>>34734924The opposite I'm NOT eating myself to an early grave. If I got hit by a bus tomorrow and died I'd say thank you.
>>34734929>If I got hit by a bus tomorrow and died I'd say thank youMany say this
>>34734921>my heart isn't that fucked up yetYou wouldn’t know if you don’t check it. I had high bp in high school. My pre-med sis kept thinking she was doing something wrong bc it was so high.
>>34734923Have me
>>34734929Then what is your “eating disorder”, you attention whore?
>>34734931I have a high resting heart rate but we can mostly blame the nicotine addiction for that. Blood pressure is normal.
Kissing and stuff is pretty gross really. Kinda weird that women are into that.
>>34734927
>>34734933where can i add you then
>>34734934Who shit in your cheerios?
>>34734938You post tits then cross your fingers, like a good girl does
>>34734923Go outside
>>34734916Suck a fart out of my ass.
>>34734938Wherever you want
>>34734839>couple years younger than me at most. I'd want someone who at least knows social media wasn't always around.>White, Native American, Slav, Asian that doesn't have an alien face, or light Latina>preferably on the taller side so I don't have to crouch down as much for kisses and hugs>not a shapeless blob of fat, acceptable levels of chubbiness depends on whether or not the face is fat>has some level of employment and some education beyond high school >has crafty/creative hobbies>no kidsI don't think my standards are too high desu
>>34734940You, throwing out bullshit for sympathy.
>>34734944I think there is a subreddit for that, go back there.
>>34734947I genuinely don't understand what pissed you off so good luck with that
>>34734943i do, and still no bf, now what>>34734942i want a bf who wouldnt want a gf from just tits
>>34734949Shove that “eating disorder” shit up your ass
>32 khhv maleIs it time to just accept that I've failed and will never have a family?
Femanons, what are some ways you would like to see male character models be sexualized for the female gaze in video games?
>>34734950>i want a bf who wouldnt want a gf from just titsWho said anything about “just”? But tits are literally the first thing that come through the door. ….unless you’re so flat that your chin goes further
>>34734951Oh you're mad because you're fat?
>>34734945whats your username then? or are you just teasing me?
>>34734956On most women toes would be first. Before the nose feels like a realistic ask though.
Women my hair is amazing
>>34734957So you have that special kind of eating disorder where it’s cool make others ashamed about their eating?
>>34734961Fucking autists ruining shit, kek
>>34734954Feels.webp
>>34734958Username where
need a man to stroke my body with his big warm hand
>>34734969discord ?
>>34734970Kinda gay
Was sleeping and woke up 20 minutes later :/
>>34734964You've insulted me several times I owe you one. You're doing entirely too much you must be triggered by something and it's likely that it's low self esteem related so yeah, you are probably fat and salty about it. >>34734967I'm right though lol.
>>34734974Incredibly gay
>>34734976So go back to sleep???
>>34734971What's yours
Why do so many women find Jude Law attractive even though his hairline is receded?
Need to grab a foid by the waist
>>34734968Are the feels at least good feels?
Tired but in my mind I'm kicking my feet thinking about him again
>>34734979Ive been trying for 30 minutes
>>34734980drop urs first
Why am I getting times of India in my feed. Gtfo with this AI generated slop.
Has anyone else never turned anyone down? In every case where someone has liked me, I either made up an excuse or didn't really respond either way. No rejections.
>>34734981handsome face + fit
>>34734977>You've insulted me several times I owe you one.Wait, if you’re same chick i didn’t know. If yes, like i said before, what i saw had a profound effect on me. So anyone claiming “eating disorder” online i absolutely shame. Because anyone who doesn’t like chips will say they have an eating disorder. >I'm right though lol.Technically yes. But fuck, learn to be a wingman. If chicks want attention, the need to show em
Im bored
>>34734987I haven't decided if i want toYou're the proactive party in this interaction
>>34734986So what's stopping you
>>34734980>>34734987Kek, the 4chan shuffle
>>34734984Well…I guess it doesn’t upset me as much as I age. Kinda just like accepting fate and… drifting along.And you?
>>34734981It's not that receded. Plus he's 53 it's expected. Good face shape, striking eyes, generally regarded as charming, looks taller than he actually is. I think part of it is that he's British. When you imagine a "distinguished English gentleman" you probably imagine a hairline a lot like his.
>>34734997It used to not bother me, but it has gradually become more real and the loneliness is nagging at the edge of my mind.
>>34734993
>>34734998It’s like some people forget celebrities are human and WILL age, get injuries/complications, etc.Lmao.
>>34734992So what do you want everyone who claims to have an eating disorder online to call up their psychologist so you can confirm? That's not something worth getting mad about why would you be triggered by that unless you yourself have the other kind of eating disorder (the eats too much kind)? How much do you weigh?
>>34735003Except for Keanu. He's a vampire
>>34735001Uh huh
>>34734998>It's not that recededYes, it is. Even young JL at the peak of his appeal had a prominent widow's peak.
>>34734994forget it, way to waste my time
>>34735005Look at him in Parenthood or Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. He's comparatively baby even though he still looks good now.
>>34734990No. But I have ghosted a lot of guys, it would be too time consuming to reject all of them equally
Hello my eating disorder besties
They really should allow emojis here
>>34735010He had a good makeup team to help sell his "I'm not a vampire" cover up scheme
>>34735008I guess we have different opinions. That's not that bad imo. Comb over status is bad that's just a decent looking head of hair for a 53 year old man.
>>34735005That would explain why he keep getting roles despite his acting
>>34735009You're the desperate one so it should have been on you to drop
>>34735014I had a slice of pizza and apple juice today what did you have?
>>34735016Feminine opinion
>>34735011What happened to “communication is kino”?
>>34735018It's not horrible, but it's certainly not above average. It's mid-range and unremarkable, maybe. I know people in their 70s with full feathery heads of hair in an almost teenager way.
>>34735004First of all, this is 4chan, so i will shit on everyone. Second of all, especially on 4chan, if anyone uses the term “eating disorder” for brownie points, i will run them into the ground for it. Thirdly, yes, if anyone uses “eating disorder” for sympathy i will require even more than what the social “scientists” say. >why would you be triggered by that unless you yourself have the other kind of eating disorderBecause i saw it with my own fucking eyes. And now, every girl who has ever gone on a diet says that they’re anorexic because the entire internet gives them sympathy and affirmation. >How much do you weigh?I am 6’, 195 lbs, with 46” shoulders and a 34” waist. Fuck off with that bullshit.
I hate emojis >:((((
>>34734990Well I did decline to make a move to kiss or hug a lady after our first (and my only) date because I wasn't feeling like we clicked. Back in high school I had a few girl friends that I think were into me, but I never made a move and even went to prom single with the bros. One of my bros even told me that one of the girls would have probably said yes if I asked her to prom, and she was frankly trying to get my attention in that way, but I still didn't go for it.Does any of that count?
>>34735026</3 i like em:<
>>34735021Just drank some orange juice
>>34735028you are the reason why men need to be shot into the moon
>>34735028No, you're pure. Neither of us are heartbreakers. We're the best.
>>34735024>mid-range and unremarkable That's exactly why it isn't a detriment to his looks.>>34735025I don't believe you. You seem to have made up a persona for me so I've decided that you're obese and seething about it.
>>34735030At least you won't get scurvy.
>>34735029Emoticons have more soul(^_^) :D
>>34735031The fuck did I do?>>34735032I did fumble a little bit with that lady I had a date with. I meant to text her the next day saying that I didn't think we really clicked, but I had some shit go down in my life and sort of ghosted her for a week. She wasn't trying to text me during that time, but I did send an apology for not texting after our date.
>>34735035:D
>>34735033>You seem to have made up a persona for meIt’s not about you, cunt. The world doesn’t revolve around you. I didn’t make a persona about YOU. It’s the persona of attention seekers on the internet. Anyone bandying around “eating disorder” as a point of argument should be shamed, utterly and entirely. For you, all you ever have to say is “literally anorexic”, and only once. Fyi, half the people here want to kill themselves, so saying “i have an eating disorder” before saying you want to step in front of a bus is just you being an attention whore. Fuck you, i was on your side before you decided to be a cunt.
>>34735034Arr
>>34735023It is. .
>>34735041Nobody cares fatty
>>34734990I (M34) ghosted a girl once. She had an amazing body but it was totally fucking wasted on an absolute witch-like face and a truly offputting horsegirl weirdo creepy personality. She chewed the skin at the back of her fingernails relentlessly and called it "spider bites".I still went on a date with her once (we saw Wreck-It Ralph) and I fingered her in the car. Immaculate pussy, utterly tragic waste on her. She kept kissing me and it genuinely made me kind of disgusted.After that I just never responded to her messages again. I regret being that cowardly about it now, but I don't regret leaving her behind.
You have an android? Ahm
>>34735046Ugly women deserve happiness. You made the right choice.
>>34735049That chick was messed up in the head, and not in the usual BPD meme way. I hope she found someone ready to tolerate her freakish nature.
>>34735050I doubt it. She probably killed her self.
>>34735045You’re the one who’s trying not to be a 200 lb cow anymore. I hope you take 5 minutes before every bite you ever eat again for the rest of your life. “I know i need to eat this to live, but if i take half a bite that will be half the calories, maybe then i won’t hate myself.” Tic tok fattie.
>>34735052See this is my issue, I mentioned having an eating disorder and you have the image of a person you're mad at in your head that isn't here right now. If that's how you're going to see me then I'm going to choose how I see you too. I see you as an insecure fat man who's angry that people can choose to eat only 800 calories in a day instead of 8,000 because he has no self control. If you're going to make assumptions about people you should be prepared for people to make assumptions about you that's just common sense?
>>34735051Better than her breeding, unless they could pick the genes to pass on.
>>34735058My thoughts exactly
>>34735057800? Why not 700? 700? Why not 600? I can keep doing this until you weigh 60 pounds, and even then you will still hate yourself.
>>34735057>>34735064I'd have sex with both of you.
>>34735064Fatty rage, sad
>>34735066Between the two of us, i’m the only one that doesn’t have to take anti-psychotics in order to take a bite of food, you fat cow
>>34735016They don't?
>>34735057Ignore him he is just an angry incel
>>34735070If I remember correctly they let us use them on april fools
>>34734990>I either made up an excuse or didn't really respond>either way. No rejections.Yeah keep telling yourself that.
>>34735064800 is my personal minimum required to still function. If I need to like, walk a mile or use a knife without shaking. I don't want to weigh 60 pounds. I want to be 10 pounds heavier than I am I just fucking hate food. It's gross. >>34735065You're bi?
Went on a date last night with a black girl. Really not into them but I just said fuck it because I'm just giving the dating apps a go. The whole wig thing feels so bad when I touched it, why the fuck do they not have another solution.
>>34735074I'm horny.
>>34735075>wigAre you bald
>>34735071I know I'm poking the bear. It's late there's not much going on. He doesn't like being called fat so I'm gonna keep doing it lol.
>>34735075When I was looking into the Internet said it was because their hair takes a lot of time to get ready and because of some beauty standards I hate it
>>34735076Go coom somewhere else
>>34735074But you already know that you should be at 700. You’re just too lazy to do it. You’re too worthless to do 700. And you already know that.
high guys
Coffee is very bitterDisgusting and addictive at the same time
Almost touched the food without washing my hands. I wonder what father would think of that. When I was a kid he would beat me. You would've thought I would learn by now haha
>>34735075You weren't supposed to touch it. It's for looking at not for touching.
>>34735083What do you want>>34735085Hand washing is optional if you're not touching the food directly with your fingers.
>>34735076I just came so im not horny anymore
>>34735075If I didn't enjoy spending hours a day on my hair, I'd totally wear a wig. You just don't understand how difficult it is to make certain hair types presentable to today's standards.
>>34735088I'm high lol
>>34735086NTA, if the hair looks nice you're going to want to touch it.
>>34735082Nah. I SHOULD be at 1800 as far as maintenance calories are concerned. If I could be fed via IV I would gladly eat enough but chewing things is fucking gross.What you're trying to do doesn't work when you're doing to to someone you made up instead of who's actually in front of you silly. Did a girl with an eating disorder cheat on you?
>>34735090>how difficult it is to make certain hair types presentable to today's standardsChange the standard. Make it presentable with a reasonable amount of effort.
>>34735091On what>>34735093>1800Manlet
>>34735095thc and amphetamine
>>34735093Uh huh. Stand in front of the mirror and tell me you shouldn’t be skinnier
>>34735094>change the standardHow do you propose she do that without suffering negative social and professional consequences for 20 years first?
Femanons should post hair
>>34735094Not going to happen in any amount of time that's convenient for me. If you'll work my job and do my housework, sure I'll become a hair activist.
>>34735100Never again.
I may or may not say it
>>34735088I am eating pastries
>>34735096But doesn't that make you go without sleeping for days?>>34735100They should post body
>>34735095I'm a woman tho.>>34735097Done. The problem is that food is disgusting not that I am disgusting lol. I need to gain like 8 pounds. You're never going to get that though are you. I was right you are fat. Looking in a mirror and not thinking you're fat is literally unfathomable to you.
>>34735100my hair is matted because I'm autistic and suck at self care
>>34735089Good for you I am still horny but I can't come by my self I had sworn I will have a girl help me with that
>>34735106nah vyvanse is every day, just normal one dose
Something about asian girls have shiny black straight hair does things to me.
>>34735100It's dark brown and short. Would be indistinguishable from moid hair with the way I'd crop the photo.
>>34735103Why?>>34735109Is it really that hard to take care of your hair? I had no idea>>34735113Post anyway
>>34735086When I was kissing her mate ;)
>>34735111>still posting here while on ADHD medicationHow's the treatment going?>>34735107>womanAnd what were you discussing? I wasn't paying attention. Weight loss?
>>34735114Because you guys are racist doxxers.
>>34735107Lol, so it does turn out that your “eating disorder” is bullshit>food feels icky in my mouthBut you tell everyone you’re anorexic for brownie points. Bpd bitch.
>>34735114No>>34735115Yeah I got that part. No touchy.
>>34735117Im not racist sorry someone doxxed you though
How meet gf?
I wish I was posting in Bizarro-/atoga/
>>34735119Lame
>>34735117Well you're at least half right
>>34735117Most of us aren't but yeah. There's always one or two malicious people.
>>34735122I feel like I've been changing into a Bizarro version of myself, at least.
>>34735122Meanwhile, on bizarro-/atoga/: I honestly think men are really sexy and I have no lesbian thoughts whatsoever.
>>34735114yeah its long so I gotta brush it twice daily>>34735116eh alright I guess
>>34735122In Bizarro-/atoga/ foids am nice and moids am not secretly gay.
>>34735128Wow tell me more. What's so sexy?
>>34735118Not that I have to explain anything to you I've actively been avoiding it because of your attitude but technically it's "unspecified eating disorder". That takes an extra layer of explanation so yeah saying anorexia is the way to go. It's food restriction not binging or purging so. Most people get that intuitively I'm not sure if you're genuinely stupid or are misunderstanding on purpose. Like I can't tell if you think what you think because you're hateful and dumb or just hateful ykwim? Leaning towards also dumb though.
>>34731580reminder
Brushing my hair is very relaxing
>>34735120>>34735125>>34735126Maybe you guys aren't specifically, but 4chan is overall. I'll never fall for guys' bullshit again when they ask for even innocuous posts that include any aspect of my body.
>>34735133People think fucking a goat is more taboo than fucking an octopus? Wouldn't have expected that.
>>34731580Dating apps are such a crapshoot, sometimes I have multiple dates a week, sometimes I have one date a month without anything changing on my profile
>>34735136There's always going to be one guy who calls you an ugly disgusting whore no matter what you post.The opposite is true too. Sometimes a guy will say an actual 2/10 is "very beautiful".
>>34735139Statistically speaking, you'd expect this.
>>34735136Alright I wasnt expecting anyone to post anything anyway
>>34735133>Teens under 18>Pre-puberty children>Babies/toddlers>Rapid age regression>More women than menWhat kind of goonette sample size is this and why do they like fucking kids/being fucked as kids?
>>34735144Nevermind I'm retarded.
>>34735135Brush my hair
>>34735138I think that's because more people have conceptualized/have heard of an idea of fucking a goat than fucking an octopus
>>34735132>i’m not anorexic but i tell people i’m anorexic because i love the sympathy. Actually it’s “unspecified eating disorder” which actually means i’m just a picky eater. >Oh, also, i’ve literally been diagnosed as a schizophrenic crazy bitch and i’m on anti-psychotics, but that’s completely different and has nothing to do with it.Yeah, i’m leaning toward i’m just dumb too…
>>34735146I would love to actually
>>34735150I am a chaotic personality male with long hair. Need someone to brush.
>>34735144>>34735145God I hate how bad people are at reading graphs.
>>34735149I've been diagnosed with the eating disorder lmfao.But not as bpd or schizo.
Femanons brushing each other hairs and picking out outfits for each other
>>34735151Just say you are a schizo
>>34735147That's fair I did think it could be a proximity thing. You hear about guys fucking sheep but anyone fucking an octopus only happens in hentai lol.
>>34735154my support worker brushes my hair and picks out my clothes
I hate how femenine my hair naturally looks
>>34735153You are literally on anti-psychotics you crazy bitch, or was that just another lie? You said you were looking for a different doctor to change your diagnosis of schizophrenia.Fellas, never ever ever stick your dick in crazy, ever.
Going to rewatch “Heat”. Not for the gunfights I usually skip those but for Al Pacino
>>34735154No. Anyone who has done that knows that somehow your friend will always look good even in your purposefully awful outfit choices, and that's a huge detriment to your self esteem.
>>34735158Do you like the outfits they pick for you?>>34735160That's a different anon s m h. I don't take any meds.
>>34735157That is likely also a factor
>>34735157NTA, but the less realistic it is, the easier it is to fantasize about. You can fill in the gaps of knowledge with positives when the reality would actually be foul.
>>34735133Women explain “sex with your dead body”
>>34735163You're just low self esteem.
>>34735154We don’t pick the outfit for each other, it’s more like a soundboard thing
>>34735171?
>>34735170You dress your best friend in a glorified onesie and have her still look like a model, then tell me you don't feel a little bad that you wouldn't be able to pull it off the same way.
>>34735164>thatwasn’tme.jpegI just don’t care anymore.
>>34735169Bitches be crazy
>>34735173I suppose I would. I get your meaning.
>>34735174You're retarded. You're replying to anons and assuming it's the same one. Beginners mistake.
>>34735177Hey leave her alone.
>>34735176I'm glad I was able to communicate it better. It did some across as pretty self-loathing before, my bad.
>>34735177Bpd cunt
>>34735167Very true. I've been around goats maybe slightly more than the average person, more than enough to know how actually disgusting it would be but I've seen an octopus from behind glass like twice. Still don't get how that guy fucked that sheep.>>34735174I don't know where you got the idea we were the same person that's on you
>>34735164yeah theyre nice, usually dresses
>>34735109does it smell like last weeks takeout, with the containers still sitting on your bedroom floor
>>34735179No problem. I am sorry for attacking you for no reason.
>>34735181>I don't know where you got the idea we were the same person that's on youFuck right off. You might think you’ve uno-reversed these other anons, but not me. Schizo cunt.
>>34735169tbf, that's like 1% of the sample size, so very much NOT the average woman's fantasy
>>34735182Oh good : )>>34735189Amazing end to this conversation. Genuinely laughed thank you for this.
>>34735139My brother in christ, I've had one date in the past 2 to 3 years that I've had accounts on 4 different apps
>>34735169I've only liked that in smut once. And specifically it was a thing where the self insert character had her soul pushed out of her body and she had to watch the monster have its way with it while she tried to figure out how to get back in.
F and M anons, would you consider ai chatbots who are used sexually as cheating? or a sex toy? (like a dildo or a fleshlight)
>>34735199What in the fuck even is women's romance books? It's like they're imagining the most depraved shit ever, but it's for porn instead of the next SAW or Human Centipede movie.
>>34735133>anal sex above missionaryWay to go, girls
>>34735202M. I'd be super uncomfortable about it. While I wouldn't consider it the same level as actually fucking other people, it definitely feels like cheating on an emotional level
>>34735169I've got nothing I don't get that one.>>34735202This is a silly question it's not a person or a toy so it's a cringe type of porn.
>>34735204It wasn't framed as a romance book. It was written fanfic porn, that's it.
>>34735210>romance book>fanfic pornNta, there’s no difference. “Romance” novel is just code for smut.
>>34735210>it wasn't actually a published book so it's different
>>34735205women are so based for this
>>34735216Idk, I think that's an unfair generalization. Don't conflate AO3 with all writing.
>>34735202MI don't have a gf
>>34735216Nta.Oh there's a BIG difference lmao There are lots of things online a publisher would never touch. 50 shades was nothing.
>>34735221No shit, any woman that tells you that she reads a lot is just reading “romance” novels. >inb4 one autist says she reads homer in the original ancient greek
>>34735223>a publisher would never touchOh ye of little faith. The number one genre of books in the world is “romance”. The depravity therein knows few bounds. And i mean few.
>Nazis are more taboo than fucking horses
>>34735227That's plain wrong. I know lots of women who read popular, boring shit.
>>34735231Horse fuckers never killed millions of people.
>>34735231Flared. Tip.
>>34735133I have learned some new words and concepts today. I dare not Google them
>>34735231Stupido
>>34735231>creepy people are more taboo than scary people
>>34735227Not when her dad was the one who got her to read. Romance novels disturb me t b h. That said I did read fanfic about two members of MCR dating each other when I was a teenager. Which might be worse in your opinion idk.>>34735231Ngl I agree. I'd be more understanding if someone told me they wanted to fuck a horse than if they wanted to fuck a Nazi.
>>34735233I meeeaaaaaan neither did the nazis
>>34735233Horse fuckers also didn’t try to save Europe from annihilation.
>>34735232There are only two things women read: murder mysteries and romance. And murder mystery chicks only read murder mysteries. The bitches are reading smut. Unless you just mean the 16 year olds who only read “young adult” novels before they get a little older then read smut.
Drank two (2) glasses of milk (cow milk).
>>34735239>the one autistDid you not see the inb4?
>>34735245I was illustrating that there was more than one kind.
>>34735231>this was the last image ITT
>>34735243Glasses? Why are you drinking milk out of spectacles?
>>34735242Your generalization is untrue. I really can't engage with this conversation further if you're going to just keep saying the same untrue shit over and over. You don't know what women read, that's very clear. I think you're extrapolating trends you see shared here and on niche social media groups.
>>34735251Because I can do whatever I want.
Any time I'm not diving into outside stimulants like a game or a task and am just alone with my thoughts I feel a lot of sadness and bad thoughts why is that?
>>34735253NTA but he’s right.My ex was a voracious reader and started a book club with her friends. Every single book she ever read was either Romance (smut) or Murder Mystery.
>>34735257That's a small sample size. Look at actual best sellers.And for the record, a romance novel with any amount of sex doesn't make it smut. It's about intention and relative focus. Usually they're about relationships beyond the physical aspect.
>>34735249That was covered in the inb4
>>34735255I think we all do that. Part of being a real human bean or some shit.
>>34735259>if it's not porn, it's emotional porn
>>34735231There's a big overlap
>>34735255Don't know. Those are the times when the sadness and bad thoughts go away, when I'm allowed to forget I exist for a while.
>>34735259Who do you think she was dragging into bookstores? I know which books were popular, because she basically read only the popular authors.
>>34735253>You don't know what women readThe number one genre in the entire fucking world by far is romance novels. What the fuck do you mean i don’t know what women read?
>>34735263Saying something is "___ porn" doesn't make it porn. It just makes you annoying.
>>34735259>erm your porn is icky and gross, my porn is intellectual and matureIt’s all so tiresome
I liked “Romeo and Juliet” by William Shakespeare
>>34735260You know I'm autistic you should have expected this misunderstanding lol
>>34735267Name five and tell me which ones were "porn" and why. Go ahead.>>34735268Actual romance. Just because you guys don't like it doesn't make it smut.
>>34735271I always thought it was retarded. Like I get the revolutionary nature of it now I’m older. But getting a 13 year old to read it and expecting me to be interested and wow’d by it was so stupid.
>>34735271The men ITT would call Romeo and Juliet smut. Fuck these guys, they're stupid AND illiterate.
>>34735273> Name five and tell me which ones were "porn" and why. Go ahead.As soon as you explain to me why the arbitrary criteria you just made up in your head isn’t an arbitrary criteria that you just made up in your head, I’ll answer.
>>34735271Why though?They were so impossible to read that I couldn't enjoy them. Having to stop 3+ times per page to read the asterisk on what some weird fuckass word he made up means takes me out of it too much.
>>34735259>we don’t read romance novels>btw, let me explain to you the nuances of all the romance novels i’ve read
>>34735272Kek. Fair enough.
>>34735278Because it was a piece of legendary history and it made me feel like I was doing something worthwhile.
>>34735277What's arbitrary about the criteria? You said you saw your avid bookreader gf buying the popular novels at the bookstore. You are also claiming that it was just smut.I'm just asking you to list a tiny number of them and to tell me why you believed they were smut. You're saying your experiences with woman readers is worth anything, so let me see how comprehensive it was if you want to generalize.
>>34735285Why 5? Why not 4? Why not 6?They were porn because she fucking told me, she would send me passages and tell me she wanted us to replicate it.
>>34735281>anon can't readI'm not surprised. This whole conversation is about how romance and smut aren't the same thing, especially in the novel space.
>>34735273Your porn is in your minds. And don’t you try to weasel out of that fact. It is smut for women. You can more easily cum to imaginations of circumstances than visual sex. I know this shit because i am good at it.
>>34735271It was okay I guess.>>34735274>But getting a 13 year old to read it and expecting me to be interested and wow’d by it was so stupid.I wonder if the reason they cover it in school is just so we know what Shakespeare is. Like they can just point to a pic of a famous painting, but how else are we supposed to learn about or remotely care about some fuckass with a quill?>>34735278>impossible to readThis is probably another reason to have it taught, filtering out tards who can't into ye olde english.>mfw watching my peers be completely incapable of reading aloud shit I've been reading for years in vidya, ttrpgs, and books.
>>34735276Chicks rub themselves to “romance”. Tell me that it doesn’t make it smut then.
>>34735292I still don’t care about some fuckass with a quill because the way they taught Shakespeare sucked. It was dry, boring, and punishing.
>>34735292> into ye olde english.Shakespeare wrote in Middle English retard. Old English is literally unintelligible to a modern English speaker because it would be in Anglo Saxon
>>34735290Tell me that you have never once touched yourself to, during or after a romance novel vs a smut novel, the way you categorize them, and i might concede.
I need breast milk
>>34735297>>34735297>>34735297
>>34735301No you do not.
>>34735296>It was dry, boring, and punishing.Well it is Shakespeare, so I think that's to be expected. The point is that you know he exists>>34735298Old, middle, whatever. My point still stands that it filters out tards
>>34735289It was a random number. And I don't think your experience with your gf is factual, let alone comprehensive.>>34735291>>34735293>>34735300You faggots jerk off to public, clothed pictures of your crushes or celebrities. That doesn't make social media pictures "smut". Just because some people get something out of some sort of media doesn't make it fucking porn. I'm done with you guys.
>>34735305Old English would filter literally everyone
>>34735308> It was a random numberSo totally arbitrary.> And I don't think your experience with your gf is factual, let alone comprehensive.Very easy to win arguments when you just pretend the other side doesn’t exist. You must feel insecure over your porn addiction
I once masturbated while reading “L'Étranger” by Albert Camus.
>>34735308Hahahaha. So yes, you do touch yourself to these so-called romance novels. That’s exactly what makes them smut. And yes, all that provocative shit that guys jerk off to is smut too. Even the victoria’s secret catalog, yes that’s smut.
>>34735308Unless those pictures were created with the intent of sexual stimulation, then no it doesn’t class as porn. Fucking dumb bitch
>>34735312>still hasn't named a single book and why he's claiming it was pornographic
>>34735314Some people jerk off to the bare feet of educational TV characters. Some people rub their pee pees on the pillow while watching Bluey. Does that make that content smut?
>>34735318Why would I? You would just claim I’m making stuff up.
>>34735308>That doesn't make social media pictures "smut"If you found a bunch of pics saved from social media in a folder on a guy's computer titled "work stuff", you would call it his porn folder. Context and intent matters when it comes to these things
>>34735313The stranger? Dark man. Wait, “to” or just “while”?
>>34735316And the romance books weren't created with the intent of sexual stimulation.
>>34735292>who can't into ye olde englishYeah because I'm just supposed to know what fucking beshrew means. What you can figure out with context clues is one thing but not being sure and having to check or having no idea at all just made it not fun to read.
>>34735328Okay, prove it if you want to get into an epistemological pissing content. Prove to me that they weren’t done with that in mind.
>>34735321The entire purpose of these romance novels is to make women aroused though. That’s what makes it smut. Unless you’re contending that dance bars where they’re not allowed to be topless aren’t sexual in nature.
>>34735323A book can be read. An author can be quoted concerning their inspirations and intentions. You're the one trying to prove you know what women read and that it's all porn. If you actually wanted to be believed, you'd jump at the chance to make solid, provable statements I couldn't possibly doubt. But you won't because now you're scared to be proven wrong.
chances of meeting asexual woman in her late 20s?
>>34735326While the protagonist was describing the woman he fucked
>>34735337>An author can be quoted concerning their inspirations and intentionsDeath of the author, bitch
>>34735337What sort of proof could I give you that couldn’t be written off immediately with “you don’t know for sure”. Even author statements can be put in dispute.
>>34735342It seems that i only remember the “life is horrific and there’s nothing i can do about it” parts. That, and being terrified of being in a cell forever with only the ability to recall my own life.
>>34735350I remember him describing the old people at his mothers funeral the most.
>>34735333Okay. Carley Fortune's Our Perfect Storm. It's categorized as romance. She has directly said she was inspired to write it by non pornographic references and experiences. The story contains sex scenes, but they're both well into the book and focused on nonphysical language. It's been popular this year.
>>34735337>it's not smut because the author said soAnd adult actresses aren't pornstars either because they call what they do art or whatever
>>34735352Smut
>>34735334>The entire purpose of these romance novels is to make women aroused thoughWhat is arousal to you? If that's a purely sexual term according to you, then you're so literarily inept that it's not wonder you can't separate romance from pornography.Arousal is about getting you to pay attention. Action can be arousing. So can drama, suspense, and revelation. Just because you only get excited by porn doesn't mean everything everyone finds exciting has to get them off.>>34735347If you won't even say one popular book your gf read that you say is porn, don't bother responding. I don't need your preemptive bullshit when you're the one trying to generalize an entire genre of media.
>>34735353>>34735362Not her but I think we need to compare page count to sex scenes before you make a verdict. It doesn't sound very porny to me.
>>34735353>Postmodern, neo-racial, reverse colonialism>Nigger fucking a white girl on stage. Extra points if there are children in the audience
>>34735371You don’t understand the minds of women then. It’s all about anticipation and build up. Then leading to a climax. And they need to have this happen in their minds to maximize their arousal. No pun intended, but it’s fucking textbook how to get girls cum.
>>34735367>it's not wonder you can't separate romance from pornography.Romance IS pornography for women. This is not my first time around the block.
>>34735383I don't think you understand women dude. Slow burn is an option but plenty of us find that annoying. I'm not into romance but I've read books by both women and men that have a couple of sex scenes in them I'm just saying we need more information lol.
>>34735387>you don’t understand me therefore you don’t understand womenNah i’m good. I’ve guided enough women to their first orgasms, their first vaginal orgasms, their first multis etc…that i really don’t care about any minuscule exceptions.
>>34735393You have stunned me into silence but probably not for the reason you were hoping.
>>34735393>tfw this dude is probably much younger than I am and I've never even seen a titty irl
>>34735352The author might be lying.
>>34735367>don't need your preemptive bullshit when you're the one trying to generalize an entire genre of media.Concession accepted stupid retard
>>34735397You’re good, bro. You learn shit over time. And not even by practice.
>>34735408>You learn shit over timeIm in my 30s. I've had nothing but time
>>34735404>STILL hasn't given a single passage or novel titleYou're the one conceding. I've given a title and a source and have actually read books. You've done nothing but claim shit with zero substance.
>>34735402Ok. So we should take the word of a man who claims to know why women write all romance novels over a woman who wrote a romance novel and shared why she did? Get bent.
>>34735408>you learn shit over timeto an extent. you can't just sit at home all the time.
>>34735412I’m in my 40s. You learn, then what you learned is just distant noise when you want, then you learn from that, but then you keep wanting. Then hopefully, that want settles down and what you know and have learned comes to the front.
I keep running. Trying to escape death. Too terrified to look back. And at the end when I get tired of running it shows up. It was never chasing me. It was there at the end waiting for me the entire time. I should have relaxed more. Enjoyed life more.
>>34735423Yeah, because women totally just love the honest truth instead of the fairytale…
>>34735424Agreed. For me, it only took a few passes to stop giving a shit about the fails though. After that, it was gravy.
I think crucifixion is cool and we should bring it back.!
>>34735442Who is we?
>>34735450the romans of course
>>34735450As you can see we are still here
>>34735423Congratulations, you played the epistemology game and lost. Feel stupid yet?
>>34735427Lmao I feel like I still don't even know where to begin. All I've learned is I apparently can't use dating apps, can't talk to women online, can't flirt at all, can't decipher friend signals from attraction, and can't meet women through the hobbies I have. In over 30 years, I have had precisely one date with a woman I didn't click with.
>>34735568Don’t put them on a pedestal. You’re better than they are. You’ve got to care a lot less. One shortcut is chubby chasing.
If you're all going to discuss writing romance books anyway, then answer my question about it please >>34733370
>>34735592The problem is I treat others as equals how I would want to be treated, so I don't barge into people's lives with cold approaches while out and about nor do I just immediately ask strangers if they want to meet up with absolutely no conversation leading up to it. I don't want people to bother me so I don't bother them, and I don't trust people not to stab me so I don't presume they would want to just meet up randomly out of nowhere.
>>34735612>The problem is I treat others as equalsThen stop that.
Good morning, atogan women. How was your night with Chad? Did you get any rest?
>>34734955More gomez adams. No more Kratos lookin bullshit.
>>34735675Yea I slept like a baby
RIT Color Remover and white wash product are the best product I ever have in my life. I love product
I like romance in my nonromance books. They make me cry a lot.
>>34735675I dreamt I petted >him. It was very good. Like male bayonetta.
>>34735709I like you in my face
>>34735705>RIT Color Remover and white washSounds like some nazi shit to me
>>34735703You slept with Chad and still wanted to talk to us after you woke up?
>>34735675my cat wouldnt even snuggle with me last night i have a headache and im edging the idea of suicide
>>34735073What do you mean?
