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>>34735297>women>better verbal skillsLmaoTry asking a woman what she wants to eat
Still cant sleep ;/
Why did she masturbate and fellate them? Is that behaviour normal in her culture?
>>34735297>A separate study published last month found that the genes expressed in the human brain did so differently in men and women. Post-mortem tests on the brain and spinal cord of 100 individuals showed significant genetic differences between the sexes, which could account for the observed gender differences in neurological disorders, such as autism, according to scientists from University College London.>For instance, one theory of autism, which is affects about five times as many boys as girls, is that it is a manifestation of the “extreme male brain”, which is denoted by a failure to be able to show empathy towards others.
Unveil the moonlight, ignite the unseen.
>>34735306That's a decisiveness issue. Different skill.
>>34735336Kind of useless to have verbal skills when you can’t make any decision to describe
>>34735336Using 10 words when only one is needed isn’t a skill
>>34735297Should I apply to be a security guard at a large hospital? Would I ever get used to that hospital smell?
>>34735341Using a specific word instead of a general one is though.
>>34735349That’s not a skill, that’s just language itself>i want thing>i want foodI swear, soon being able to wipe your own ass will be evidence of high iq. Anything to not make browns and women seem lesser than white men.
>>34735356Then why don't men fucking do it
>>34735359The sandpaper feeling is actually quite soothing
>>34735344>Should I apply to be a security guard at a large hospital?As a guy, right?https://youtube.com/shorts/xCSnpzjIVpY
>>34735372I figured that went without saying.>that shortFunny as hell and I get the message, but at the same time women in uniform are kinda hot. I've seen some real qts working for my local police.
I would go on these threads but even here somehow women are treated as these useless 5 year old creatures who’s only emotions are happiness or angry or sadness despite making American Psycho movie
>>34735359Because we don’t want to have to deal with your emotional horseshit, so we coddle you.
>>34735395How is pissing us off because you can't pay enough attention to details to be specific coddling us?
>>34735384>I've seen some real qts working for my local police.Yeah, but they probably had guns, the great equalizers.
>>34735399As men, we all learned how to infer shit from our dads yelling at us to point the flashlight correctly.
>>34735403Is it weird if that kind of makes it hotter?
>>34735407I was the honorary son until my brother was old enough I have flashlight trauma that's no excuse for your bullshit sir.
>>34735359Because it doesn’t matter?Sure I could used the word saturnine to describe a very specific feeling, but is that communicating anything of value to anybody else except me? No. It’s fucking retarded. Flexing your lexicon just because you can makes you look really dumb.
>>34735410>woman thinks her father would ever treat her like he would a sonWomen proving they have no theory of mind for men and just see them as dysfunctional women
>>34735399Because we don’t smash your head through a fucking wall. Do you think for one second that if other guys treated us the same way that you cunts do that we wouldn’t fight?
>>34735409Not really. Wanting a more dominant partner is a common fantasy.
>>34735414As a very verbal person this is just false, using a more surprising adjective is often a sly form of humor and it will show me the people that are receptive to that, who have that in common with me.Flexing your lexicon just because does make you look dumb, just is dumb, but that doesn't mean using varied language serves no purpose.
>>34735415His mom died when he was too young my dad isn't your typical case. He treats my sister VERY differently. I'm not treated the same as my brother but boy placeholder or honorary boy is fitting lol.>>34735417How is this related to women having better verbal skills than men?
How do you know when she's flirting, or just if she's masking her neurodivergent autism and ADHD problems by putting on a sociable and friendly act with everyone?
>>34735421You dream of Satan, with his great musculature, imposing behind you and saying "IT'S COCKING TIME!" before he pins you to the ground and shoves his Hellish demon cock up your rectum.
>>34735414>doesn't matter It's not about using big fancy words. It's about using the words that mean exactly what you mean from the start instead of having to clarify 3 times because you weren't specific enough.
>>34735429You don't unless you investigate further.
>>34735429If you can, ask other people, they usually have a much easier time judging it because they have more distance and can observe without ulterior motives. It just IS hard to tell from the inside, especially if you really like this person and have a lot on the line. The trick is not really how warm/friendly/flattering she treats you, though, but more whether she treats you differently from others. If she is usually bubbly, extroverted and full of compliments, chances are she is just the same with you. But someone usually withdrawn who gets a lot more expressive and warm around you? Or even someone usually loud who gets shy around you? That's promising.
>>34735436NTA but I solved this by asking out the person I wasn't sure about, taking the rejection on the chin, and moving on.
>>34735421I don't think it's a dominance thing. In my idealized relationship my wife and I would be equals, and her having the ability to use deadly force feels like an asset. Some monkey brain mutual self defense survival bullshit.
Me and my wife hold hands when we sleep in bed together and have been doing this for years.Men: Am I a sick fuck?Women: Am I a fuck sick?
I traveled back in time to the 1920s and have just received an invitation to a three way circle jerk between me, Hitler and the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem. I am interested in the Grand Mufti jacking me off but not Hitler. How do I put that politely in my response?
>>34735440F. It's cute. I wish I could do the same, but I wear mittens to bed.
>>34735429Does she follow you around? If you're standing in a group does she end up next to you most of the time? Does she touch you?
>>34735428>How is this related to women having better verbal skills than men?First of all, they don’t. Second of all, it was in response to this>How is pissing us off because you can't pay enough attention to details to be specific coddling us?
>>34735433No, that's gay.
>>34735443Just take one for the team anon, who knows what playing with your cock could've done for Hitler's mental well-being.
>>34735440You are sea otters holding paws so you do not drift away from each other in the ocean. Do you also prepare sea urchins for your meals by bashing them against wet rocks?
>>34735440M, that's wholesome as fuck.>>34735444Mittens to bed also sounds cute
>>34735446So you have terrible comprehension skills and are proving my point. Thank you!
>>34735451It's more for protection than to be cute.
>>34735444Nice. Why the mittens though?>>34735449>Do you also prepare sea urchins for your meals by bashing them against wet rocks?Yes except it's not sea urchin it's frozen garlic bread and it's not a rock it's a kitchen counter.Also females did I correctly pass the 'assignment'?>Be in train with wife>Separate seating cuz it was full, she had to sit next to old lady, I had to sit next to old man>Old man leaves>Before wife could come sit next to me>A girl got in the train and deliberately sits next to me>I don't see a big deal but the girl starts initiating convo with me hard asking where I was headed where was I going and kept trying to pry personal info and asking personal stuff>I have short dry answers and tried to send the signal im not interested >Thankfully it's our stop I get up and tell the girl "yeah cool nice talking">Walk up to give my wife a kiss on the lips to make sure the other girl knew I was taken and wasn't interested before departing the trainCould I have handled it better or nah
>>34735443If you don't take one for the team the war is your fault.
>>34735433Where the hell did this come from?>tfw can't help but read "IT'S COCKING TIME" in the same voice Jack Nicholson uses when he says "here's Johnny" in The Shining
>>34735458I have long nails.
>>34735455>i’ll see you this weekend bro>cool, call me>i’ll see you this weekend>but when?>i’ll call you>but when? We have to make plans>i’ll call you this weekend>ugh, why aren’t you listening to me? What are we doing? We need to make plans.At this point, we refrain from bashing your head through a fucking wall>baby, i’ve got something to do saturday morning. After that, i need to run by my parent’s house to help my dad in the garage>oooh, i want to come!Ffs>i’ll only be there for a little bit, after that i’ll call you>but what if you take too long? I don’t want to be alone all day!ffs>i’ll be thinking about you every minute. You know how much i want to be with you>awww, i love you so much>i’ll see you this weekend
>>34735457Can't it be both?>>34735462Like those ghetto claws women seem to think look good? I may have to reconsider my cute assessment.
>>34735464>ghetto clawsyou know you could have just described them in a constructive way and not antagonized me
I come whenever you call for me baby yeahI will give you the beat of meThe best of meThe best of me
It's a cry for help from you. Isn't it?
>>34735463Just make the damn plans so I can make other plans without worrying that they'll interfere with the tentative plans you refused to make with me for fucks sake. You're being rude and inconvenient. If you don't know when you're free just fucking say that.No woman would want to come hang while you and your dad work on a car quit making things up lol.
>>34735466I... don't know how else to call them? If I just said "those real long nails", you might have misinterpreted what I was referring to.
>>34735435This is something women do, not men.
>>34735474Nta but you could have gone with a length in inches or centimeters instead of an insult.
>>34735478Where did the femanon insult the anon
Would a woman date a 23 year old virgin who is handsome but socially inept?
>>34735473>i’ll see you this weekendThose are the fucking plans. That’s how easy it is for guys to hang out together. That’s why we would rather hang out with our bros than be around your annoying ass. Simple, easy. Not needing to coddle your emotions or need to control every single fucking thing. It’s just…easy.
>>34735481This Me but me not socially inept
>>34735463Not a woman and I don't nag people about it, but open ended plans like this make me anxious as fuck. If I don't know the when/where/why of whatever we're doing at least two days in advance I will be stressing out over it.>lmao you need to be more spontaneousI know, and this is probably why I'm a khhv wizard
>>34735481They wouldn’t, obviously
In my kingdom you are not a subject until you turn 25 and then you have to make a choice. Make a blood oath or be banished.
>>34735483So she's supposed to not do anything else the whole weekend just in case it's the time you want to hang out? If her sister wants to make plans they're at 4 on Sunday and she wants to be home by 9 but they know they probably won't be home until 10. You're just being dickish and disorganized.
>>34735483Nta but you're not gonna make it with that attitude. So what if the women require emotional comfort, safety, security and reciprocation? If you're a full blooded man that shit should cost you nothing, it doesn't kill you to just treat a lady right man. You don't lose your balls or turn gay or get cooties for it. You're gonna need to learn how to provide that for a woman if you've any intention of becoming a hubby/dad one day because the woman needs it for her sanity and well being post partum
>>34735463>> oooh, i want to come!Fuck is this all women? I thought it was just my ex. This was by far the single worst thing about her. Everything I did, even just needing to run errands turned into an excursion that doubled if not tripled the amount of time I needed to spend because she wanted to detour constantly. Then she would wonder why I didn’t want to spend time with her when we got home because I was fed up with her extending the amount of time it took me to do basic tasks that I don’t enjoy doing. Then she would guilt me, “Don’t you want to spend time with me?” As if she couldn’t understand quality over quantity.
>>34735483thats because men can just deliberately put themselves in a minor coma in the living room and grow moss until their phone ringswomen are expected to prepare before they go out
>>34735491this would never have happened if you had sworn an oath of fealty to her, she doesnt feel safe letting you outside to conspire against her
>>34735485It’s not about spontaneity. People generally have stuff to do and/or are always doing something. They have more than one friend. They’re flexible. Where it doesn’t work well is when there’s one person who never does anything and is just waiting around. You meet up when you meet up. When you’re free, you call up people and see what they’re doing and see if you can join etc.
>>34735488NTA but okay, if your plans conflict, then there’s next weekend. Are you retarded? Just continue about your day.
>>34735486Ive been on dates and women and people in general tell me im handsome, but as soon as I speak to these women they lose interest. Its a nightmare
>>34735492> women are expected to prepare before they go outWomen expect this. Men do not give a shit. Stop pretending that the arbitrary dumb bullshit that women make other women do is somehow men’s fault.
>>34735488You can hang out with your sister without needing our schedules to match. You’re not my only friend.
>>34735491Oh what a terrible fate, a girl wanted to be by your side and explore things together. Is this a zoomer male thing? Are all the guys in the younger bracket heartless dickheads now? No wonder no one wants to fucking marry if the men are coping this attitude Jesus lol
Girls, would you date a bald man?
I am going to start a feudal political party and then when we get in power I will change the constitution and become king and nobody would be able to question my position.
>>34735495>>34735497There's a difference between "lets try to meet up sometime Saturday afternoon" and "lmao fuck it, maybe this weekend"
>>34735502>explore thingsYeah going to the grocery store, putting fuel in my car, washing my car, picking up dry cleaning, and all the other shit that I genuinely hate doing and want to do as efficiently as humanly possible so I spend the least amount of time doing things I hate is not exploring. It is mundane, it’s boring, I hate doing it, it takes away from time I could actually be exploring. My ex would always bitch about how we never go out and do something but the dumb can’t didn’t realise that I work 50-60 hours a week, then every single spare waking moment was spent babysitting her dumb ass whilst I tried to keep up with basic life maintenance which she caused to take up 3 times the amount of time it needed to and added to my exhaustion.If she didn’t try to involve herself at every minute of my life, I could have easily planned actual fun and interesting things to do and actually do them because I am not exhausted.Fuck you, you sound like you’ve never actually cohabitated with a person before.
>>34735506Okay, then pick a time that works for you? Just say “yeah I’m free at 2, so come around then”. Holy shit why is this so hard for women to make a simple decision
>>34735490Simping 101. The only thing you’re going to turn into is a full-blooded cuckold.
STATE SEXHORNY CHECK IN FROM 0 TO 10 HOW HAWRNY ARE YOU CURRENTLY
>>34735510M0 atm
>>34735502Oh fuck right off. I don’t want my girl next to me every single rucking minute. It’s not cute, it’s not fun. Errands are for getting shit done as quickly as possible. It’s not an excursion into the city. And don’t try to drag me along on your errands either. This is not “us” time. I am not an ornament. And you can hold your own fucking purse.
>>34735507NTADamn you're a miserable person.
>>34735510MAlready jerked off in the early morning once, so just around a 7 right now, but I might as well unload again.
>>34735497>then there's next weekend If you don't have enough intention to see her to set plans then don't bother saying you'll call her just say you're busy.>>34735500>not my only friend Precisely why we need scheduling.
>>34735510FI was just talking to a lot of old people about my art exhibition so obviously 10. that’s a joke.
>>34735507>Fuck you, you sound like you’ve never actually cohabitated with a person before.Married & got kids. It's not the fact that you want to attend to shit by yourself that's the issue, it's your attitude about it that's dick headed. You sound like an unpleasant person to be around like you got a stick up your ass and you shift your mood issues onto the girl like it's her fault for wanting to spend time with you. You're acting like a victim all because a girl really liked you dude, it's mental>>34735509>Simping 101Nah the cuckolds are the ones in here who masturbate to NTR hentai while seething about how they are victims of women. You're supposed to already know you're stronger and more headstrong than the woman, a woman's wiles and whims shouldnt even phase you cuz it's a woman. TF is she gonna do? If you're comfortable in your manhood you brush it off and just have a good time with her
>>34735516What kind of art do you make
>>34735512>This is not “us” time. I am not an ornament. And you can hold your own fucking purse.Why what's the matter? Worried the boys will think you are gay for carrying her purse? Would you cry if you had to go to the store to purchase her tampons in case your cock falls off? Lmao get a fucking grip
>>34735513Nta, this is the life of a man. It’s hard and it’s shit. And we want that hard shit to be as short as possible. Preferably without your girl making it even harder, longer and more annoying. Do you think she should be able to show up at his 60 hour a week job and he just drop what he’s doing, act happy and make her the center of attention there too? Life sucks then we die. It’s the in-between we want her to be a part of, and not make shit more stressful.
>>34735516>about my art exhibitionare you the exhibition?
>>34735513Have you ever been in a long term relationship before and cohabitated with that person when you have a full-time occupation? This seems like a fucking bizarre statement unless you have never actually cohabitated in a long term relationship because you do not fundamentally understand how draining this is.
>>34735524i get why the others were calling you miserable now
>>34735518Yeah my mood was so shit and I’m such a bad person that a woman wanted to spend every single waking minute with me to the point I had to dump her.
Ass
>>34735524Go get your head examined. Being around another human shouldn't be giving you this much stress, especially if it's a girl who wants to give affection and quality time.
>>34735510Male. I fapped Wednesday night so I'm at maybe a 1
>>34734878But nobody asked you, little bitch.>>34734883>Man idk who the fuck is who anymoreThat's exactly the issue when you have edgy kids like the other anon here who chose to make atoga worse.
>>34735524>Nta, this is the life of a manNo, you kind of chose to be this way.
>>34735523If someone attacks you, i’ll defend you, but i’m not your goddamn gay friend. And i’m not the toy poodle in your purse. And if you want to act like a child, then you damn well better call me daddy and submit to every decision i make without talking back.
>>34735529>I’m such a bad person that a woman wanted to spend every single waking minute with me to the point I had to dump herNot a bad person, but a miserable one absolutely. The fuck do you think is gonna happen when you get married to one? You sleep in the same bed every night for every night till death do you part. Go hermit or go gay if that offends you
>>34735536>And if you want to act like a child, then you damn well better call me daddy and submit to every decision i make without talking back.Yeah big hard man, you show that tiny woman what's for. Fucking screwball
I like the young people here. If any of you want to hang out just give me a call.
>>34735537You are either stupid or deliberately obtuse. Either way unworthy of talking to,
>tfw no gf who sunbathes naked in my backyard
>>34735540The she can be a big girl and take care of her own fucking purse.
>>34735536>>34735512Fuck, you're really grim to listen to.You sound lile a redneck who drives a truck and is drunk half the time.
>>34735543>Unworthy of talking toSorry I didn't realize I was talking to a princess. Should I curtsey and give you alone time at your vanity mirror now? Get help dumbass. You dumped a keeper because you are stroking your own dick. Keep that up and you die alone.
>>34735518>Married & got kids.G*ry, is that you again?
>>34735524While I don't fully agree with you, as an introvert I kind of get it. When I'm out of the house I have a mission. I'm going to stores A, B, and C to get what's on my list, talk to absolutely nobody, and come home, nothing more nothing less. I can't relate to the whole gf thing, but it reminds me of shopping with my parents when I was a kid. My mother was similar in terms of shopping, go out, get shit, come home. My father, however, would seemingly go out of his way to shop around and look at every little fucking thing at the store before leaving. It drove me absolutely nuts
>>34735519Performance. I dance>>34735525Yes
>>34735548You touch your kids inappropriately
>>34735551What did you dance about?Do you do weddings?
How do I get a cool gf that works at a bone museum and wears cool dresses while explaining the details of a spine from of person who died of a rare disease
>>34735546Those rednecks you deride are the backbone of fucking countries. Your sissy ass isn’t going to do the work that needs to be done. So how about you get off your high horse and say thank you. His girl damn well should.
>>34735556You're not making the girls wet and the boys aren't impressed.
>>34735556HAHA I knew it. Deranged, insecure loser.
>>34735551That's really cool actually
Hate filthy countrymen
>>34735307skill issue
>>34735556>you got soft hands brother, I just got done working my 80hour JOHB and put in an extra 20 just to make a statement, and thats before starting my shift.
>>34735518>You're supposed to already know you're stronger and more headstrong than the woman, a woman's wiles and whims shouldnt even phase you cuz it's a woman. TF is she gonna do? If you're comfortable in your manhood you brush it off and just have a good time with herDamn, femanons, is this how we should treat you?
>>34735556MY COLLAR'S BLUE BUT MUH NECK IS REEEEEDBEEN WORKIN' LIKE A DOG JUST TO KEEP MAH FAMILY FED
>>34735558>>34735560>>34735566I would love to see the day when the people you turn your noses up to decided to stop going to work.
>>34735573You're not special for going to work. I work as well the difference is I work for something outside of myself, for family. The fuck you doing it for besides jerking yourself off about it?
I should go to therapy, but I don't feel like I have the time and I don't want to be gaslit again.
girls, did you ever go on a date with a guy that cold approached you?
>>34735570>BEEN WORKIN' LIKE A DOG JUST TO KEEP MAH FAMILY FEDis this supposed to be something negative?
>>34735569tbf i would feel more secure indulging my wiles and whims if i knew you would be unfazed by them and rein me in when you have to
>>34735574Cool, no food, no water, no electricity, no gas, no roads, no cars, no sewage, no nothing.
>>34735569Not a femanon in the anon you quoted. Yes that's exactly how you handle a woman. You let her be herself and be a woman and if she steps on your toes you just put her in line firmly without being an abusive dickhead then you just kiss and makeup and have makeup sex later kiss on the lips goodnight honey goodnight sweetheart love you rinse and repeat
>>34735579Every girl wants her man to be her daddy.
>YEEEHAAWWWing intensifies
>>34735579>>34735582So treat women like children, at the end of the day
>>34735577Fine dining is a meme
>>34735581Go on strike then, I'm certain the nation will collapse without you
>>34735582>>34735584>>34735587NTA but this dynamic doesn't appeal to me at all
>>34735584>>34735587this is what i mean you always interpret everything we tell you in the most pessimistic possible way and act like you won the conversationim just trying to talk and youre punishing me for it
>>34735576>I should go to therapyNo you shouldn't. The point of it it's to make you revisit your trauma, do it keeps it alive, making you revel about it more. Thus, making you keep paying for therapy. The human mind naturally suppresses and moved over trauma. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqmIXPaYAG4
>>34735593Then nothing would appeal to you, because if you get the opposite, your biology will give you the ick.
>>34735597What?
>The Protect Women's Sports phenotype
>>34735587>So treat women like children, at the end of the dayThey're not children. You don't marry children you don't date children you don't romance children, you do all of that with a woman. You seem to think being an emotional rock or support for others = the person who depends on you is somehow a child. It's called leadership dumbass. Women don't want you to pretend she is your equal, she wants to be strong in her own womanhood, that means being a strong support for the man she respects. And if you're being mopey grumpy egotistical idiot, she won't want to follow you because apparently that's a crime against you or something. Don't talk about masculinity when you yourself are whining when a girl wanted to follow you and you got your panties in a twist about it.
>>34735595the punishment will continue until the sonic environment improves
>>34735595We agreed with you. It wasn’t a dig from us, it was the truth. Look, tell me you wouldn’t want a man who will take care of everything, make you feel safe in his arms, not be swayed or bothered by your irrational emotions, and tell you no when you need to be told.
Normal girls, your thoughts on JH losing her virginity to her uncle and then getting cheated on by her cousin a few years later?
>>34735601Sounds like someone needs a spanking
>>34735584Some just don't know it yet.
>>34735601No, I'm not that anon. I just find it funny how you might actually be a bigger sociopath than he is.
Maledomfaggots really are some of the most cringe dudes you will ever encounter
>>34735599In Australia we call those sunglasses Speed Dealers because how commonly guys who sell meth wear them
>female spiders are 100 times bigger than their male counterpartsHoly fuck that's hot. Trap me in your web mommy.
>>34735609>I just find it funny how you might actually be a bigger sociopath than he is.I'm not a sociopath for pointing out the most common dynamic between men and women. If you think that's sociopathic you might wanna lay off the Netflix dramas it's making you neurotic
Ay video game inspired by the victorian era and there are vampires and werewolves?
>>34735601What support do women offer men at all?
>>34735619no
>>34735507>>34735518kek, casual misogynist vs competitive misogynist
>>34735619Bloodborne.
>>34735622Think I will replay arcanum them
>>34735610I guess it depends on the extent, but it's just natural to be dominant in some forms as a man.
>>34735627I don't have a console and I tried emulating it once but I can't run it very well:( would love to play it one day
>>34735630It’s good enough that I think buying a used PS4 to play it with that wonky framerate is actually totally worth the money
>>34735599I would stake my life on the fact that half of those men have committed sexual battery, if not full blown rape.
>>34735631I was actually just looking at the prices for used a ps4 after making my post and they seem to go for 160euros which is actually pretty cheap. I might get one
>>34735621>What support do women offer men at all?If you've bagged a good one:>She will decorate your home for you, turning a blank slate into a lived in cozy space>She will cook hearty meals for you, or cook with you if you prefer cooking as well>When you are sick or enfeebled from illness or injury, she is by your bedside tending to you with care>She encourages you and reminds you of your capabilities whenever life wears you down>She kisses you good morning, goodbye welcome home and goodnight >She births for you your legacy, your family name continued and she nurtures and defends the interests of your children with her>She will be your best friend and your lover>She will grow old with you and be the last face you see before you die when you are old>She mourns you and honors you and with her last years, keeps the legacy you built together and keeps family cohesion as the family matriarchThat's the support they give and if you find a keeper the last thing you wanna do as a man is jerk your PP mentally and act too proud about it like that other anon. That just leaves you with an empty home and an empty life
>>34735632Imagine if every rhetorical swear or bet was divinely enforced
why do conservatives essentially desire all people to live the exact same lives?
>>34735587>>34735595>>34735601Women are shorter, weaker, vulnerable during pregnancy, and bleed for 1/4th of the time between puberty and menopause.Women are given special treatment for the same reason disabled people, children, and pet animals get special treatment.It's help given to those less able to take care of themselves.
I replied to a wrong post and got mauled to death by bv
>>34735638Because they lack empathy and think that just because they're repressed that everyone else should be too.
>>34735613Do tall girls know that every guy thinks of them as a dominatrix?
>>34735635You’ve created an entire headcannon of your future, when it’s far more likely that she will divorce you, take your kids from you, rape you with alimony et al payments, until you ultimately kill yourself. All the while, snd even after your death, she shit talk you to your kids so that your children grow up despising you and think you are a deadbeat coward.
>>34735642Tall "girls" maybe not, but even tall women are still usually kind of small.
Fucking retarded Zeus can't decide between thunderstorm, sunshine and rain.
>>34735614So, apparently, you're a man with a wife and kids, but you still shitpost on 4chan, on /atoga/ of all places. This is quite sus, a red flag even.
>>34735635> She will decorate your home for you, turning a blank slate into a lived in cozy spaceMost guys are totally happy with their blank slates. Women do this for themselves.>She will cook hearty meals for you, or cook with you if you prefer cooking as wellYou haven’t met a modern women. I am better cook than every woman I’ve met.>When you are sick or enfeebled from illness or injury, she is by your bedside tending to you with careMen don’t get sick or enfeebled. Men just work through whatever the pain is.>She encourages you and reminds you of your capabilities whenever life wears you downMen don’t share their feelings to women so they couldn’t ever do this.>She kisses you good morning, goodbye welcome home and goodnightThis isn’t support. This is just a normal thing you do in all relationships.>She births for you your legacy, your family name continued and she nurtures and defends the interests of your children with herModern women don’t want children.>She will be your best friend and your loverOkay, but how this support? I have friends.>She will grow old with you and be the last face you see before you die when you are oldOkay, but how is this support?>She mourns you and honors you and with her last years, keeps the legacy you built together and keeps family cohesion as the family matriarchSome weird fantasy you built in your head.
>>34735644>You’ve created an entire headcannon of your future, when it’s far more likely that she will divorce you, take your kids from you, rape you with alimony et al payments, until you ultimately kill yourself. All the while, snd even after your death, she shit talk you to your kids so that your children grow up despising you and think you are a deadbeat coward.This happens if you're a man of little self respect and you settled for the first girl that gives you attention, learn that lesson early in teens and you avoid that outcome once you know how to identify high value women & embody high value character yourself, it's not as bleak as you think
>>34735648Zeus and Poseidon are arguing
>>34735649married men and fathers who come to 4chan are without fail the biggest retards on this website
>>34735653Giving me Hades flashback.
Women, I have the type of autism which makes me watch this 45 minute video and it’s part 2 every couple of days. I’ve probably watched these two videos about 50-60 times by now.Am I undateable?
>>34735656Why do you?Nag
Why do single girls exist when they can wag their ears to signal a potential mate about their needs
>>34735656No, there is nothing wrong with that, anon!! I hope you find a woman who respects you and your interests :)
>>34735650>Women do this for themselves.They do it for both herself and the man>You haven’t met a modern women. I am better cook than every woman I’ve met.You're right I forgot I come from the 1800s and I somehow ended up in 2026 >Men don’t get sick or enfeebled. Men just work through whatever the pain is.Yes we do if we have a public facing job especially if that involves high risk labour and you take injuries while making your money. >Men don’t share their feelings to women so they couldn’t ever do this.So try sharing them that's what relationships are for>This isn’t support. This is just a normal thing you do in all relationships.You don't do that with your make buddies or your parents, you only do that with the girl you love, so yes it is support. >Modern women don’t want children.Most do, some don't, some really don't.The ones who don't are usually ones who aren't in a secure relationship, women tend to not want to have kids if their future with a man is uncertain.>Okay, but how this support? I have friendsYour friends aren't going to be around forever you can quote me on it. Either they get married and dip, or the ones who remain alone end up in some predicament and they will ask you for money or for you to be their therapist at some point. If you're busy with family building you don't have time for teenage-tier friend groups any more. You got work, the marriage, raising offspring, and then socializing with a network of other (typically) married couples at community events every other week or once a month. The bond to your spouse is a backbone of support because it's lifelong>Okay, but how is this support?Because your friends won't be at your deathbed, it'll be your spouse and your kids and surviving siblings. I've seen enough deaths to know this, I didn't see nobodies high school friends show up lol>Some weird fantasy you built in your head.You never had a close relationship to your grandma?
>>34735657I don’t know. I’ve watched all of Historia Civilis’ videos at least 10 times each, but the congress of Vienna videos just enthrall me despite the fact I can quote them from memory
>>34735654I mean, it's kinda okay if you have some niche interests on /a/, /co/, /tg/, /v/, etc., but going to a place specifically designed for interaction with the Opposite Gender? Unless you're going through a serious relationship problem and really really need some OG's help and perspective on it, is indeed quite suspicious.
>>34735660> high risk labourOh you’re from the third world. That explains why you’re retarded. Labor jobs are very rarely dangerous in the first world and only things like saturation diving, line worker, underwater wielding, or special forces are genuinely dangerous.
>>34735663I have some sketches and of courde music videos I rewatch every now and then, but for educational videos, I'd much rather watch and learn something new.
>>34735654>>34735667It's kinda funny how often we have (supposedly) married femanons here though.
State genderAre you type A or type B?Which would you prefer your partner is?
>>34735671Some cheat on their husbands here
>>34735674MI don't know my bloodtype.
>>34735648It sometimes hurts when aphrodite strikes me. It's like a full month of bullshit.
>>34735676I think those are mostly LARPers who only pretend to get anything outside of this place.
>>34735674Are you 1 or 2
>>34735678I always chode Aphrodite first becsuse her attack is maybe the easiest to avoid. Slow moving silly little heart.Compare that to somebody like Apollo, who fucks your shit up guaranteed.
>>34735676Every woman who marries cheats and every husband is a cuckold for marrying a woman
>>34735679Pretend to get what out of this place
>>34735674MType B. I’m more attracted to type A.
>>34735683No, but i am afraid of committing like that to a woman too. So i understand you.>>34735681How does apollo strike happen?
>>34735671Some women have book husbands, maybe we are their imageboard husbands? As long as we are far away, our degeneracy is a feature for them, not a bug.
>>34735669>Oh you’re from the third world. That explains why you’re retarded. Labor jobs are very rarely dangerous in the first world and only things like saturation diving, line worker, underwater wielding, or special forces are genuinely dangerous.Not from third world, first world. You work with keyboard? Im talking about working with tools and machinery especially metal work it's easy to pick up lacerations that's just something that happens. That or stray shrapnel hitting at you every now and then, not fatal injuries but enough to rough up your hands or face in a bad day
>>34735654>married men and fathers who come to 4chan are without fail the biggest retards on this websiteWe were here before you browsing before you, sorry the website is getting older and so are we all.
>>34735684The same thing every woman can get out of this place, attention.>>34735687Probably not too different, though I imagine it's harder to have specific imageboard husbands unless you move on to a chat app.
>>34735691are you married or a dad or both?
If I’m still replying to women in this thread after I get a girlfriend, euthanize me
>>34735695Don't think anybody cares enough.
>>34735693Both
>>34735297State genderWhat are your thoughts on the fact that I ship these two?
I have been attempting to psychically infiltrate your consciousness. Can you feel it?
>>34735707I wholeheartedly agree and said as much in the last thread, along with Jacob and Renesmee.
>>34735707You probably don't know that they are blood related. You should see the show.
>>34735707Stop spamming and fuck off already.
>>34735711ATLA has been my favourite animated show since I was 3
>>34735707You're a tumblrtroon
I wish every time you said “god damn it” that god would actually damn it
>>34735717I'm not a troon
>>34735718What is "it"?
>>34735707moid sisterless hands
>>34735553Secret, only the ones attending know.No weddings, too alt, wrong vibe. >>34735561Thanks
>>34735725I'm a girl
>>34735577No, we just had a drink where I was hanging out
>>34735714Then maybe you could convince OP to watch the show.
>>34735727trannoid siblingless hands*
>>34735732I'm not a tranny
>>34735726>No weddings, too alt, wrong vibeThe implication is usually that person is the groom/bride...
>>34735727And one of the obnoxious ones nobody likes.
Is anyone here married? How do you know you’re with the right person? Is it normal to doubt it on a daily basis?Also side note these captchas are impossible wtf
>>34735746>Also side note these captchas are impossible wtf
MFor me, it's AzulAang
>>34735577Neve been cold approached in my life
>>34735749Extremely insulting. I’m just not a good shape rotator, asshole
>>34735753Do you want to be
>>34735755It would be nice to experience it for once in my life yea but I have a boyfriend
Would love a gf:)
>>34735726Is it sexual?
>>34735746>Is anyone here married? How do you know you’re with the right person? Is it normal to doubt it on a daily basis?Yeah so you know you're with the right person when you are on the same level of maturity or at least thereabouts, the big marker for maturity you want to look for in the woman & in yourself is you both understand that perfection is a myth, that you'll both only check off 80% of each others emotional/sexual wishlist and you both understand that if either of you stray to go chase the last 20% of your desires you are both aware you don't get 100%, you just get 20% from the chasing others around. If you can identify that sort of mindset or something close to it (someone who understands love is about daily commitment and mutual reciprocity) then you got the right one because when you both make the efforts there's no room for doubting on a daily basis, especially if you both have solid communication with each other and can voice concerns or worries openly without it turning into a massive fight. >Is it normal to doubt it on a daily basis?If you just recently got married sort of since it's a big change to adapt to. If you've been doubting the entire relationship & then some, you may want to examine yourself to figure out how much of the doubts are coming from the relationship Vs. How much are coming from your own mind. If you have anxiety issues could just be that, especially if you got OCD or the like.
>>34735756lmao
You seen like person with great potential but no direction. I could help you with that.
The fact that abusive ppl like my cunt as sibling is becoming or wants to be a damn therapist is why therapy is a joke. Why spend so much money for someone to potentially abuse you? Why spend time on someone who will tell you the textbook shit you can find for free online? Makes no sense. If you can help yourself, do it at home; it’s working for me, for free.
>>34735765Some people just need someone to talk to because they have nobody or can't trust everyone with information they want to tell.
>>34735768What I am trying to say a therapist is just someone you vent to. Like a priest that is all they are there for.
>>34735765>hates his own siblingsYou're the piece of shit
One day you will see me as your master and commander.
>>34735770It might run though the family and they're all garbage.
>>34735708I just got a random nose bleed a few minutes ago.
>>34735770>doesn’t know my situation at all but blames meYou’re obviously just looking for an argument, bud. Gtfo.
>>34735773Abusing mentally ill people is funny. You should do what your brother is doing.
>>34735774Poor baby:( hope you're ok
>>34735714Damn, I'm old.>>34735752I would only be okay with this if it meant Zutara was canon.
>>34735769they have some training but mostly yes
>>34735776You’re the only mentally ill person here…
>>34735765>The fact that abusive ppl like my cunt as sibling is becoming or wants to be a damn therapist is why therapy is a jokeI had considered becoming one myself but I figured it's a money racket that overly pathologizes everything and then whatever help they give is commodified to rake in money. Most people who willingly see the therapist are actually just there to find someone who will listen, and I think a lot of therapists who see a money farm for that is iffy. Just didn't sit well with me, I'd rather just try to do that for others for free.
>>34735776My brother is married.You are delusional and imagining things.
>>34735440I wanna hold hands or hold >him to sleep.But I fear I will be too warm.
>>34735782You die soon
>>34735785What i said is based on the information i was given
>>34735768>>34735769>>34735784Thanks for explaining
>wake up at 5am from sneeze attack>decide to get up because pollen fucking my face up anyway>reheat soup for breakfast>8am decide to go back to bet, set alarm for 10am>wake up 1pm, storm outside>decide to drink energy drink because my day is already fucked anyway How has your day been so far?
>>34735789I gave you zero information, schizo.
>>34735555You don't. You're more likely to get a troon and or one that doesn't dress girly but she's still as good
>>34735792You know that's not true
>>34735796Fuck off swiss you obnoxious cunt.
>>34735555go to a city that has lots os museums? I don't know
>>34735786>I wanna hold hands or hold >him to sleep.>But I fear I will be too warm.You'd be surprised, guys have a different gauge on temperature than women usually lol showering with my woman proved to me women can withstand temperatures of up to 9000 degrees.
>>34735791I gave in and started piloting a meta team on Pokemon Champions and now I feel dirty and upset that things must be this way but I’m winning games
>>34735802On what?Are you M or F?
>>34735802Pokemon Champions, the new official competitive battle platform, now on mobile!>M or Fhttps://youtu.be/B32xNWM3eAk
>told there’s something wrong with me since 4 yrs old>teachers wanted me in special education for it, parents said no because I have no learning or intellectual disabilities >so many people think I have autism or something>I don’t know wtf is off about things I do>too much lack of eye contact? movements stiff and awkward? don’t emotionally react like not smiling enough?>he LOOKS retarded, he looks like he has something wrong with himI try to copy people’s behaviors and movements and study some non-autistic people in interviews a lot, but people still see right through it. Anyone here who is autistic, have you successfully masked? How long did it take? How did you do it?
Anons what are your plans this Caturday?
>>34735349>>34735414Yeh it’s not about lexicon, it’s communication. So listening, understanding, and then being able to get the person you’re speaking with to understand. For a girl i suck at it though, it’s definitely a skill
>>34735808Hope you're not an adult then>linkNevermind you definitely aren't
>>34735439Based power couple fantasy
>blood pressure of 144/75Damn, no wonder I've been a bit dizzy all day when standing up.
My moid drunkenly called me Kusanagi
>>34735811Not an autist, but as a non-autist fren, it's about the social timing and cues. The expressions and gestures you mimic can be correct but you still need to get their contexts correct (when to deploy them). And that can only be understood by intuitively learning/knowing >Which tone of voice did that person use? We're they dry, sad, emphatic, irritable? Melancholic? Cheery?Depending on which determines whether or not you deploy the face gesture or behaviour. >The words that are saidIf the normie speaks in a "turn of phrase" or uses idioms or sarcasm or speaks with a "hidden meaning", you're kind of fucked. Because you will think they said "1" when actually it was "0" (I am using the 1 & 0 as a metaphor for something positive vs something neutral or negative). Normies enjoy social fiction speech style, where they deliberately take words and reverse their meanings or attach secondary meanings to them, depending on timing, their voice tone, and whatever had been said or occured in the last 30 seconds before saying it. In my opinion it is not worth it to try to become normie because the admittedly us normies have a very inefficient way of speech that makes things tedious for non native speakers or autists. Just be blunt direct and don't bother trying to match other people's emotions. If they take offense or it, that's their problem. Stick with people who actually enjoy you without the mask
>>34735812I am going to ask her out today
>>34735756Why are you still posting here first thing in the morning if you have a boyfriend
>>34735812I'm caffeinemaxxing while practicing guitar
>>34735811>I try to copy people’s behaviors and movements and study some non-autistic people in interviews a lot, but people still see right through it.Not saying you are, but that is EXACTLY what sociopaths do.
>>34735752MLuffy and Nami are going to get together at the end of One Piece
>>34735754>I’m just not a good shape rotator, assholeHehe, silly foid moment
>>34735812Hanging out with the cats, writing, drawing, mowing, thinking too much about a girl who don’t want me
>>34735830really? while mercury is in retrograde???
>>34735827I understand sarcasm and idioms just fine. A lot of NT don’t understand them like ASDers.
>>34735823My blood pressure is 420/69, nerd
God Emperor Kitty demands my time
Femanons, should men be ashamed of their attraction to women?
>>34735847Fuck off with these long ass lazy posts.
big rough moid brains and smol cute foid brains
>>34735834>Not saying you are, but that is EXACTLY what sociopaths do.Sociopaths don't, sociopaths are actually extremely gifted socially they don't even need to blink or think about mirroring or copying. What makes a sociopath a sociopath is they know how the social game is played down to the tiniest detail, but the twist is they don't have a single shred of emotional investment in it, they can see everyone has emotions tied to social conventions like sheep in a pen, and the sociopath has no such investments emotionally and they can see exactly how to blind people socially or exploit them or swindle them or set them up for failure or set them up to take a fall or whatever they want. That's just a calculated capability they get so good at it becomes second nature. Whether they do that or not depends on the sociopath, not all of them are big scary evil man, some can choose moral codes if that's what they enjoy.
WHAT SHOULD I DO TODAY!!?!!
>>34735851Listen to the album You Must Believe In Spring by Bill Evans
>>34735458I meeeean, i think it’s pretty standard to just answer the questions while including your wife. You don’t have to treat a random lady like she’s hitting on. Like “my wife (gesture to wife) and i are going to place”
>>34735850tl;drpsycho beats normienormie beats schizoschizo beats psycho
>>34735850>socially they don't even need to blink or think about mirroring or copying.Factually incorrect, so I didn't even read the rest of your blabber.
>>34735849>moid brains are built for specific, complex tasks>foid brains are built for looking after children while socializing and keeping things together
>>34735812It is basically already over so nothing. I do have a date tomorrow.
>>34735856Nah that's too optimistic. Psycho beats normie & schizo. Doesn't matter if the schizo spots the pattern when psycho has no gag reflex if the schizo magically winds up dead by coincidence.
And when all else fails your grandchildren will turn to me. The one you shunned. They will see what you could not. I will be Emperor of Earth.
>>34735858>Factually incorrect, so I didn't even read the rest of your blabber.For mirroring and copying they don't. For everything else sure they do. Calculations come in later. Mirroring is quick even for normies since it's something everyone does naturally just in different degrees.
>>34735812i went to a record shop and bought a vinyl :)
>>34735864Kitty...
>>34735834I’m not. I still have feelings and I’m still human. They’re not.
>>34735856Sassy black woman beats them all *snap snap* mhm
>>34735854is that jazz? i'm not in the mood for jazz but i like jazz
>>34735841Damn. Why would you say this
>>34735880Yes. What are you in the mood for?
>>34735875SOMETHING SOMETHING PORTUGUESE!
>>34735740Oh. What?
Femanon do not get a bf if you have zero friends. Eventually he is going to start hitting you and might eventually kill you and nobody will notice.
>>34735888Abusive men have a way of isolating you from your friends and family, so if anything, you're just cutting out a couple steps.
>>34735759Lightly, depends on the viewer
>>34735887Hm?
A woman turned me into a brooding artist weirdo
>>34735896I turned a women into a breeding artist.
where 2 find women that like feminine men
>>34735902Mental institution.
>>34735850motherfucker writing the bible
>About to leave the house>Dad gives me a lecture about not getting peer pressured into drinking and that the only reason he gets angry when I leave the house is because it's his job to protect me>I'm a 24 year old male btwWhen exactly do parents stop being like this? Ironically, the only people I know who try to pressure me into certain decisions are them.
Have you ever let anyone go and regretted it afterwards?
Do you like the smell of your penis, women?Do you like the smell of your vagina, men?
>>34735909Yeah, but then we met up again and she just hurt me again. lol
>>34735907I'd consider moving out if I were you. Your parents shouldn't really be treating you like that at this age.
>>34735856who ever still uses this screenshot unironically is an autistic retard, delete and grow up
>>34735911Hmm, I'm unable to read this reply. I hope nothing bad happens to me as a result
>>34735910Oops…>Do you like the smell of your penis, men?>Do you like the smell of your vagina, women?
>>34735888>Femanon do not get a bf if you have zero friends. Eventually he is going to start hitting you and might eventually kill you and nobody will notice.Is that happened to someone you knew? Did it happen to you? Most femanons can fight back. Also women are violent too
>>34735916>Hmm, I'm unable to read this replyWell you just did, but there isn't much else to say anyway, it's in the past.
>>34735910I HAVE BECOMEVAGINAMAN
>>34735912I'm thankfully for out for most of the year due to university, I'm just back for the summer. Got really drunk around Christmas and lost my keys so I think maybe they're concerned about that, but it was 7 months ago and they've been like this since before that
>>34735918F, not particularly.
Stinky
>>34735918MI'm indifferent. Smells like penis.
>>34735918MA little bit, I want my future gf to sniff my dick and balls
Might try jacking my self off with my feet
is being a guns n' roses fan a good indicator of if a girl is a slut or not?
>>34735928Guys say this and then make fun of their gfs when they say they do want to huff their crotches.
>>34735909Constantly. The BPD hits differently when you're in your feelings.
>>34735907Same :/ 23yo womanThey don’t stop being like this until you just move out Always the insufferable fucking lectures…
I am frickin tired
>>34735918I think it's alright.
>>34735932I think the most I can glean from a girl around my age liking GNR is that she might have either played Guitar Hero when she was a kid or has a close relationship with her dad
>>34735932No, but if she spreads her legs and Welcome to the Jungle starts coming out of her pussy, she's a keeper.
>>34735918I love my own smell down there (vagina, woman)
>>34735938What the frick happened
>>34735943FRICK ME AGAINST THE BATHROOM WALLS
I want to fuck her like a femcel, I don't need her to be one, you understand?
Give me a small critter or creature to draw atoga
>>34735950My dick.Alternatively, an awawa.
>>34735943I can't frickin sleep
Women, do you enjoy rape smut? What about rape porn?
>>34735956Yes, no.
Wom
>>34735950A caterpillar
>>34735961Why and why not?
>>34735967I like certain writers and how they set the scenario up, I've never seen any porn that gave any cnc vibes without being offputting about it.
Shush now. Shush and be plapped.
Men, what are your thoughts on the phrase "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics"? I got no replies when I asked this last thread so I'm asking again.
>>34735977None really.
>>34735977Despite making up only 13% of the population,
>>34735950>Give me a small critter or creature to draw atogaA regular woman will do then:^)
>>34735977ive never heard that phrase ever.
>>34735977More like three types of bullshit (with technical truths in the third option), but it's kinda true, I guess
>>34735950I'll take two (2) more critter requests and then deliver all five l8r
I’m having tummy issues but it’s not explosive diahhrea. And the world is ending
>>34735991Draw an ant
>>34735991rat
>>34735991Anthropomorphic flower
>>34735950Umbrella octopus.
>>34735977I can't really disagree with it. Most statistics and studies are too propagandist or political in nature to be worth taking very seriously in my eyesThere are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate based on context
>>34735977Statistics don't have to be lies, but can be useful as the propaganda for my side. Propaganda for my side is a good thing.
Women, are bigger dicks better?
>>34735994>the world is endinggood riddance
>>34735950The FINAL and OFFICIAL critter roster for today is>anon's penis and a hyrax>a caterpillar>a woman>an antand>a rat>>34735998>>34735999Better luck next time fools
I think my friend is in love with me but he already has a gf, what do I do? I also like him but I've been feeling pretty hurt and I've just been avoiding him.
>>34736008You’re both trash. If he really likes you he’s trash. If you go after him while he has a gf you’re also trash.
>>34736004Better for what?
I've spent 5 hours gooning fuxking hell
>>34736008>>34736009>female orbiter seeks to ride the carousel, news at 11
>>34735956Depends on how it's presented. If it's meant to feel sexy, it will be. What's really disturbing are men who get off to the stuff that is not supposed to be sexy, like that French movie where the guy analyzes rapes the woman and then kills her. The amount of times I've seen that on /gif/ lowkey makes me sick.>>34736004>Women, are bigger dicks better?No, but they are more of a flex.
>>34735577No. They have never my type.
>>34736014You talking about Irréversible? The actress Monica Bellucci had full control of that scene
The Night series of songs by Samfree is so fucking good!Megu Megu Fire Endless Night:What I feel right now is the truth itself.Casting magic that will outlast eternity,I will love you more than anyone ever could;So, will you love me too?Yuka Yuka Heavenly Night:Uncover everything there exists—Oh I know, I know it well:The power of faith will bring about miracles,For the answer to everything lies within you.Ia Ia Night of Desire:Even if the innumerable stars were to forget their shineAnd the road forward were to lose all light,I care not for groping in the dark, as we desire each other,The moment our fingers touch, comes an overflowing fever.Lily Lily Burning Night:My soul burns fiercely;Everything I do, I do for your sake;Every time you embrace me strongly, oh so strongly,This excelse fever grows satisfied—but it will never stop!I love you, I love you, I love you, forever!The lyrics are so passionate and beautiful, and the music enjoyable and catchy.
>>34736013Why tf are you bringing me into this??
that moment when insta throws you something so good that you realize you're just cooked
>>34735610It is. Preforming being dominant as a male is a humiliation ritual. You were made to be submissive and your patriarchy ruse is up.
>>34736014>lowkeyWhy is everyone using Drake's words now? Is he cool again to normies after dropping Iceman?
>>34736020Damn bro when did you turn into a cock>>34736020 hungry woman?
>>34735638They're all autistic in the bad ways.
>>34735638Because civilization collapses otherwise.
My ex dumped me and moved out but she's completely incapable of taking care of herself. She's begging me to let her move back in but our relationship was trash. But she's the extremely emotional and impulsive type that might really destroy her life entirely if she gets upset enough.Should I tell her I have a date tonight and I want to keep going on dates with other women? Or will that just upset her unnecessarily? I sort want to keep the option of her coming back open. Because I am ugly and not many girls are interested. I don't have high hopes. Also I miss her company and my relationship with her daughter. But I have been feeling more confident and still want to see what else is out there.
>>34736014What's a sexy rape scene?
>>34736031>my relationship with her daughterBruh
>>34735674Type B, type A plz.
>>34736033Yea we had bonded.
Have you made any friends here that you keep in touch with outside of this highly educational thread?
>>34736031>toxic codependance: the post
>>34736037>I'm retarded, do everything for meNo
>>34736031Don't be even more of a cuck, also>My ex dumped me and moved out but she's completely incapable of taking care of herself.Then how does she care about her daughter?
>>34736039No. I tried twice and they were awful people who started posting personal shit about me.
>>34736041No. I want them to care and learn what I like.
>>34736026You hate conservatives yet you live the quintessential stereotypical flyover american conservative life
Another one of my favorite things is being invaded by normalfags. Goddamn it.
>>34736031Did you date BlueValk?
>>34736039We stopped talking.
>>34735801I do prefer to mildly boil in the morning.
>>34736031Be a little evil. Say that you still like her but you're dating a better looking woman.
Can someone explain to me why someone would want to date and be in a relationship with an 18 year old when they're 10 years older? There's this girl at my job, and yes, she's a baddie, but she's 18 and just graduated HS. But she's aggressively 18. You can tell how immature she is. She got a bf, and she said he's 9 to 10 years older. I just don't get how someone could deal with that maturity gap. I know I'm gonna get responses like "uh, he gets to fuck a young girl, bro." from dudes who don't get any pussy, but it's fucking weird, and I'm a guy saying this. Like, yeah, she's a baddie, and if she wanted to fuck, even I would fold, but I would not want to date her. I know this dude like, doesn't care or some shit and just wants a young girl, but can someone explain how someone would even want to put up with that maturity gap and someone who can't even go to bars legally?
>>34736047Yeah, it's the white privilege.
@men of woe(specifically the ones that enjoy penetration)Is 5x5.5" bingus enough?Urologist and a psychotherapist said that I'm ok and it's all in my head t. never done it and want to understand if I have to look for unicorns or not
>>34736045Jeez. Why? And like what?>>34736050Just fizzled out?
>>34736057I personally wouldn't want that young, but if you plan to keep her, it's better that she's 25 in 7 years instead of 35.
>>34736059lmfao what teh fuck
>>34736053You and every other femanon. I swear it makes showering with you a PITA. Like I dont want my skin to melt off when im in the shower with u. Is there any women who like a lukewarm shower?
Fellow men, thoughts on this thread?>>>/gif/30904019Women, how hairy are you?
>>34736042She doesn't have custody of the daughter
>>34736061This implies that they'll even date for 7 years.
>>34736059>it's another massively autistic "am I good enough of a penis" question
34736065The OP image woman is hot. Very good body and good tits.
>>34736040Yea pretty much
Genuinely what drives a woman to post nudes of herself on the internet?
>>34736068Why aren't you more opportunistic? Take what is available. 18 28 38 whatev.
>>34736063Maybe if I was held enough at night I wouldn't prefer to scald my skin off to simulate intimacy.
an.
>>34736073I don't get it either.
>>34736057Cause those types of men think they can manipulate (I think that word might be a bit to aggressive there but I can't think of another one) woman into becoming their perfect wife. However, most of those dudes dont have the skills or true desire to fully commit. Cause guess what, emotionally immature woman are hard to deal with. Trying to teach them or make them act more mature takes a fuck ton of work. So that's why some dudes date young woman
>>34736045Sounds very dramatic
>>34736060>Just fizzled out?One was not actually interested in talking, so no idea why she exchanged contacts with me. Very confusing. Was maybe four short mails in total.They other I got to know very well and intimately, but unfortunately there were issues so we couldn't progress further, though we both wanted.
>>34736076ime
>>34736065M. Hot. Women fret too much about body hair.If you have a unibrow or mustache, sure, shave it, but who the fuck cares about armpits or legs or pussy? Why should you care? It's retarded to waste time and money on it.
I have one vanilla Coke can in the fridge. Do I get pizza or McDonald's?
>>34736065This has been discussed to death, it's a tiresome topic.
>>34736075Well Im sorry if my arm starts to go numb so I have to reposition. So like how much do you need to be held to feel the warmth?
>>34736065You tell me White Boy.
I want to brush femanon's messy hair
>>34736098Why does this photo exist
>>34736098Ick
>>34736093pizza
>>34736088That's a shame. Hopefully it ended amicably
Which way, /atoga/?
>>34736104Very much, I still think of her.
genderdense or sparse fishtnets?
>>34736065Mgross
>>34735297Does that explain our political divide?
>>34736065GrossOnly hair on a woman should be on the head
>>34736073I was young and desperate for attention from horny men who'd validate. Now I'm old and desperate for attention from horny men who'd validate me, so I'm smart enough to not post nudes anymore.
>>34736097Probably a few hours. Like a movie worth.
>>34736109MSparse fishnets for the ladies. That allows for more rips but aren't as noticeable i feel. Unless you are a bigger lady then its dense as shit to not have your fat oozing out the holes.
>>34735812>cleaned house>did gym>enjoyed the thunderstorm from the terrace while drinking cidernow I'll play some vidya
>>34736065This is just proof that /gif/ will always be complete shit. Even the wmbf threads can't redeem it.
>>34736111No.
>>34736069>massively autisticyes - I even have the pappers, but won't show them>another question4chan is surprisingly good for getting answers for stupid questions
>>34735812Going to an arcade later on tonight.
I got a date planned with a girl who is out of my league>meet girl at cafe, talk a little>say hi to her another day>see she's studying with a guy, I talk to them both, introduce myself to the guy>realize they're dating over the course of visits, we are all regulars>at one point, bring the girl to the table I was working at to show her something>guy comes up to me later to say I made her feel uncomfortable and to not do it again>girl still says hi to me and smiles, talks to me>doubt veracity of statement>see the girl a month later a few days ago>find out they broke up, ask her out, she says yes eagerly we hug over something, it's a warm, nice hug>texts seem pretty excited, lots of emoji's. I suck at texting in this wayAnyway, the date is planned. She's really hot, a little derpy maybe in a cute way. I have been with women as hot, but the way this interaction has started, we haven't flirted or kissed yet, which is more typical of my interactions with women. I don't usually do the whole cookie cutter date thing. It's usually meet, kiss, then plan a date.According to the green text story, do you think she was saying good things about me to her bf and he got jealous?
Women, how do you feel about this development?
Chat, do I double text her or nah? She has double texted me before and we fucked twice.
>>34736128susI'd bail
>>34736129When I come into power all VIDEO games will be terminated.
>>34736132Try to triple text then?
>>34736129no strong feelings
>>34736135honey I could recode the snake game on to your refrigerator
>>34736136What? It would be a double text. I texted her at 5 am and she hasn't replied yet.
WomenHow often do you think about sexo?
>>34736133sus in what way? I wouldn't say she's out of my league, it was a meme to say it, I've been with women like her before
It seems to me that men just really want 18 yo pussy
>>34736141she's asleep dumbass
>>34736146at this point do you really need a reason to distrust women?
>>34736142Anytime I'm not thinking about something productive.
>>3473614718 to 30Don't be silly
>>34736148No, she's not, retard.
You people are mean
>>34736149but like what would she do? I'm having trouble understanding. shes just being nice or somehting? I figure/have found that 7/10 times if a girl agrees on a date, she's down to kiss, 3/10 she's down to fuck
Gemini geminiiii. Where's your Libra what's she up to
>>34736147Yes, and?
Ain't no way dudes out here with moms that look like this. 2026 is awesome.
>>34736147Primarily I want submissive, freeuse pussy.
>>34736147I want 25 to 35 yo wife pussy
>>3473615130? really?
>>34736135
girl seemed really into me, hit on me firsti asked her out, we did and had a hot makeout sesh.she seemed really into me, but I was busy and my texts were dry and quick, also she met me when I was with another girlon the 2nd date she said she gets jealous easy but said it about skills/experiencesafter 2nd date she says we shouldn't see each other, seemed a little flighty about setting up the 3rd date during the 2nd date too.I reacted with lighthearted jokes by text, she just said not to contact her anymore and blocked me.it's been almost 2 weeks and I still want her, should I message her another way?
>>34736128Have sex with her. Don't have high hopes for it though.
This is what peak performance looks likeI just want a bone handling weirdo gf to make my wife
>>34736142Every day
>>34736162Can't get rid of the shitty tattoo though lmao
>>34736173Hags need love too>>34736175The answer to your question is yes
>>34736181lol you are so easily triggered
>>34736129Indifferent
>>34736178Unironically you have kino taste. I hope you find what you're looking for, (real) nerdy chicks are the best.
>>34736178>fake glasses>$900 haircut>performative anticsmhm
>>34736173NTAThe last two women I was attracted to are around 30 now I'd still find them hot.
>>34736180Getting any lately?
>>34736189How do you know they are fake glasses? Performative most definitely. But how can you tell her haircut is $900? I'm nta but yeah it's obvious she is exaggerating herself. Real nerd girls don't have hair with that much product or work done on it. But how are you able to calculate the cost and the fake lenses? Teach me your secret
>>34736184How many shitty tattoos you have?
Chat, skub or nah?
>>34736189how is it performativeshe's a director of a bone museum
>>34736200How many things are you triggered by?
>>34736203Is this the one out in OKC?
>>34736203>she's a director of a bone museummhm
>>34736205whats OKC?
>>34736153I'm not mean >:c
>>34736173Up to 35 I would say
>>34736209Oklahoma City. There's a Museum of Osteology there
>>34736204Is triggered your favourite word? It's from 2010 9gag.
>>34736215Wouldn' you know, 9fag election tourist.
>>34736199you haven't spent much time around women have you
>>34736184It's just so ugly and dumbWhy would you ruin your skin like that?
Dummy thick ho
>>34736229You really need to understand at some point not everybody is catering to your whims, you're a grown ass man.
>>34736162I'm seeing more and more young couples my age this day with kids but I'm trying not to feel like shit about it. I figure being bitter won't help me get what I want and that I should be happy for my peers
>>34736203YJK she wants to have sex on a pile of bones
>>34736129Kids can see women in swimsuits. We're not the middle east even when the anabapstists, east catholics, and apolistic pentecostals doth protest.
>>34736234YDKJ ahe wants to get on Mr. bones' wild ride.
>>34736234A woman like that wants to have sex on a pile of pillows and plushies, not bones. She obviously cares too much about bones to fuck on emMight talk about bones during sex, definitely will before and after
>>34736142Not rn. Busy dying.
>>34736129NAG but my little cousin has told me that he has fapped to fortnite skins before
>>34736017>You talking about Irréversible? The actress Monica Bellucci had full control of that sceneThat's the one. It's intended to be graphic but not sexually gratifying, especially since he kills her and the rest of the movie is about the guy trying to avenge her death.>>34736024>Why is everyone using Drake's words now?Drake popularized it among white people. In typical Drake fashion, he appropriated it from actual black people.>>34736032>What's a sexy rape scene?I was more alluding to smut, but I guess Khaleesi's wedding night with Drogo would be one, or the prison rape in Jailbait (Jared Cohn).>>34736065>Women, how hairy are you?I get my arms, legs, and armpits lasered.>>34736109>dense or sparse fishtnets?Rule if thumbs is that the broader the net, the sluttier it is. Big nets catch the biggest sluts. Finer nets catch even the most begrudging sluts.>>34736135I would assassinate you.
>>34736250TL;DR
>>34736248Why are you talking about that with him...
>>34736248I read someone on /v/ say that one of their earliest or first faps was to a Fortnite skin and realized that probably large swathes of younger zoomers and a lot of gen alpha's sexual awakenings had to do with fortnite skins
>>3473614716-23 actually (16 is legal here fags).
>>34736253Well, at least not fucking roblox or minecraft skins.....
>>34736252Are you trying to imply something, you piece of shit
>>34736212google says brooklyn ny
I don't think I think like I did before
>>34736262I like that dress. Very nude. Almost like you could.... generate it off.
>>34736128>>meet girl at cafe, talk a littleHow do you "meet" a girl at a cafe? I don't understand the process. Someone has to say something to someone else at some point. Did you just walk up to her and introduce yourself as a complete stranegr? I do not understand.>usually meet, kiss, then plan a date.How the hell do you "meet" a girl and kiss her straight away. What is the secret magic trick that I am missing?
>>34736262Oh sweet I have a second bone museum to check outI was born in OKC and am moving to Brooklyn coincidentally
I need a coffee sister. Where do I get one?
I get matches on tinder but when I send a message I get no replies.What can I do to differentiate myself from the other 100 guys sending the same woman messages? What actually gets a womans attention on this godforsaken application?
>>34736275it sucks being an Euro sometimeswe dont have bone beauties here
>>34736265>i'm a dyke nowCalm down. Not even women want you.
>>34736280Nothing. All of the women are busy. You are essentially fishing for attention with a handicap or 12.
anyone want bone males?
>>34736281We're yet to invent indoor plumbing here in europe
>>34736288Like a skeleton?
>>34736288ewas a man you shouldnt be inspecting bonesyou should be at war, creating bones to inspect
>>34736232Yeah and your tattoos look gross and trashy
>>34736287Well shit, what in the hell is a nigger supposed to do? I approached women in public in the past, never ended well.
>>34736261Stop trying to fuck your 10 year old cousin on Fortnite.
>>34736299If you can't get something, stop wanting it. The will can be directed with purpose.
>>34736280Big V is right. If they're interested, they will text you first. Stop being a jester for hoes.
>>34736281We absolutely have.
>>34736250>Korra is hairlessHonestly shocking
>>34736302Excuse me? You'll be hearing from my lawyers. What a disgusting accusation.
>>34736299You're supposed to realize what flavor handicaps you have and turn your lemons into lemonade by hitting on your mental match.
>>34736293:(
>>34736280>What actually gets a womans attention on this godforsaken application?Women will be happy to string you along until the sun burns out by giving you less than the bare minimum because they know you'll accept it. Meanwhile, the guy they actually want doesn't have to try to get their attention.Women selfish enough to play this game with you will use the validation you give them to fuel their pursuit of relationships with other men. Don't bother with women that do this stuff.
>>34736279Hey coffee sister, ain't that Mister Mister on the radio, stereo, they way you move ain't fair, y'know. Hey coffee sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you brew tonight.
>>34736318Cute
>>34736314So just give up completely? I do think about that a lot
>>34736306No we dont
>>34736178She's a fake and will probably end up divorcing you twice.
>>34736329Give up on Tinder completely, but don't give up on women.
>>34736307I'm amazed they can laser under all those folds
>>34736307Yeah, my forearm hair gets pretty course, and I don't like it.
>>34736281Come visit us sometime when our country is being less retarded, maybe after WW3 or whatever
>>34736073>Genuinely what drives a woman to post nudes of herself on the internet?Attention starved, attention seeking, a festish probably, validation
>>34736288my ESL friend after a trip through the caves offering to help the topside farmers with fertilization:
>>34736065Bush hair is hot but how bad is it eating hairy pussy?I can't imagine not gagging if i feel a pube in my mouth
>>34736338I was in the US back in 2020 but I was in vegas and LA sadly
Women owe me art supplies for my birthday
>>34736331Thats every woman
I can help with fertilization
Why the fuck is chatgpt telling me to wait an entire day? This isn't 1800 where word travels by horse. She can pick up the phone and fucking answer my questions. I swear I'm gonna double text her.
>>34736341Getting a hair stuck in your teeth is annoying at worst but her pubes being in my mouth isn't really any more gross or less hot to me than her genitals being in/on my mouth and tongue anyways
>>34735933Sorry that happened + different people
>>34736135Video games are much better than women
>>34736348
>>34736135cool, they suck ass these days anyway (just don't terminate my retro gams)
Why do weird femcel girls all watch shit like Dr Who, Sherlock Holmes, and Supernatural?
>>34736135>>34736356agreed, if The Regime comes for any of my bideo games made between 1976 and 2006 I'm going to take up arms and revolt violently outside of minecraft, in real life
>>34736135When I come into power all women will show as much skin as poison ivy if not less at all times
Chat, is male preference this bad?
>>34736366>There are too many people, we are overpopulated, we honestly need an extinction event>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
>>34736366Idgi
>>34736366stop calling atoga chat you subhuman slime
>>34736373There's not enough 20 year old pussy for all the men.
Chat, is sex kinda silly and cringe?
>>34736378Die
Does anyone else have a very unstable self-image where you think you're God's gift to mankind one minute and then drowning in self-hatred and thinking no one will ever love you the next?>>34736327No u>>34736366No, it makes sense from a biological perspective. Even then, men are far more likely to compromise on their preferences than women. >>34736378>Chat, is sex kinda silly and cringe?Yes, but the best things in life are cringe.
>>34736377There aren't enough 6ft+ men for all women to marry either
>>34736378The way women here describe their experiences with men, yeah it does seem so.
>>34736348I fertilized my eggplant.
>>34736379????
>>34736378I enjoyed that stupid movie
>>34736383Indeed. Under the current system of mate selection my country's native population is shrinking by ~10k per annum.
>>34736366Yes. It's time women kept men in cages and ran the world without them.
I love scroooooling
>>34736351Every guy has laughed about it or during it. My sample size isn't huge, but I believe it was sufficient to say that no man takes it seriously as a fetish.
@chat, hi
>>34736397the only fetish all men share is the desire to humiliate and belittle women
>>34736399Hey
>>34736400I have the opposite fetish tbqhwy
>>34736392Yes mommy
>>34736397>Every guy has laughed about it or during it>My sample size isn't hugeLol
Will anon find gf in 2027 y/n
>>34736383>marryWhat's important is 1 guy can impregnate several women
>>34736406Y
>>34736406I do not care anymore (yes I do the loneliness is killing me)
>>34736400I believe this, but I don't think it's malicious. I think it's just their gut reaction and they learn to get over it.>>34736405I'm admitting I'm going off of limited info. But you guys laugh at everything here, too. It doesn't inspire confidence.
How often do you wakeup feeling fucking nasty, and then realise you’re out of soap and deodorant and have to go to the store, while you stink of BO?
>>34736314>Women on Tinder will be happy to string you along until the sun burns outThe overwhelming majority are on there to farm free male attention and validation whyile having a bf or seeing guys IRL. Because there is literally no need for a reasonably well adjusted, attractive woman to ever use online dating unironically. The only women who do that are either new in town, travelling ,freshly broken up, butt ugly, fat or have something seriously wrong with their heads. No. Exceptions.
>>34736397I didn't wish to imply my fetish was normal or common, by any means
Happy plappy girl
>>34736407Then we have a bunch of fatherless bastard spawn running around causing problems.
>>34736418I matched with a girl once, who said she didn’t want to go on a date with any men who had ever been on a date before and that the man should date her with intend to marry. She would then decide while dating wether she’s interested or not.
Women do you want kids
>>34736426>women lie on every self-report whenever possibleyes and
>>34736427Very much so.
Why did God have to make me short?
>>34736428>Lying to make yourself look badThat’s not what women do! That would be like a man going online amd pretending to be a dwarf with a micropenis, to attract women!
>>34736425Sounds like women's dream. Having a hot man's kid and then either nursing it tenderly if it's a daughter or torturing it if its a son.
Are the opposite genders listening to any music today?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPmXyZJeAocMBoy bands are even stranger in hindsight to me now than they were at the time. White boy pop r&b, almost doo-wop at times? The less campy tunes like this one are still great imo though
>>34736433Everything women do with men is testing them.
>>34736438FNow I gotta listen to boy bands. Thanks a lot.https://youtu.be/2EDCpDXMowc
>>34736438Mlistening to the doremi fantasy ost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIFPBuAn50s
>>34736416Almost never? I buy a new deodorant before the old one runs out and almost always have a backup soap or body wash in the back of a closet.>>34736427No thanks.>>34736438I always liked NSYNC more than the backstreet boys. Not listening to anything rn.
>>34736045>miseryhoe
Fucking AI companies making RAM so damn expensive.I just want a good Thinkpad for compiling but they cost like >$2k now.
>>34736360You had to like one of those 3 or you weren't allowed on tumblr.
>>34736448>Almost always have a backup. Fuck! What do I do, i’ve been staying in my house for 3 days, afraid that anyone outside would smell my bo!
>>34736451I'm still not sure if that girl I was talking about that night was miseryposter or not, but if the girl you're replying to is the girl I was talking about, that's a pity. I'm not an awful person.She told me she hadn't talked to any other guys from here before me, and if that is her, I guess that was a lie.
>>34736378i love dogma i still have my [spoiler]vhs tape[/spoiler] of it
Went out today in a sheer dress by mistake. At least I had a cute thong on and my friend brought me one of her skirts but am feeling pretty humiliatedCare to share the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you recently to make me feel better?
>>34736378What the other anon said, fuck off forever.
>>34736460I put on a condom and came instantly a few months back.
>>34736460I couldn't figure out a puzzle. I still can't figure it out. I'm going to write down everything this time in my notebook.
I love inflation
>>34736456Why tf would you do that you're just making it worse. You leave your house immediately after a shower and put on the deodorant before you even pay for it.
why is there always at least 2 posts asking about what music anons are listening to, i doubt anyone actually checks out the youtube links and listens to any songs anyones replying with let alone replies to others.
>>34736470I check them all but nobody checks mine *hangs myself in your bedroom*
>>34736470Ngl most of you have shit boomer taste
>>34736454>tumblrI miss when the crazies self-segregated and stayed on there. Now they think the whole fucking internet is their own personal safe-space.
>>34736470I guess I'll just fuck off and die then if you want me to anon>>34736471I don't reply to every song I listen to srry
>>34736438FCurrently listening to in my room by the beach boys >>34736427Not really. May adopt when I get older>>34736453Just get a job that gives you a thinkpad and then no show and never return it! Jk don't do this
>>34736460>tfw no gal pals to wear sheer dresses and watch pacific rim uprising with.Guess I'll be robe rotting because my period hates me.
>>34736460>tee hee it was sooo humiliating
>>34736453Have you seen a doctor for your AI Derangement Syndrome anon? You should probably make an appointment soon.
I refuse to reply to any posts that are not aimed towards my gender. Such is life.
>>34736478Sounds very gay.
I think I forgot how to shit properly
>>34736470I do them sometimes. There's an anon who likes weird 80s shit I like to check out.
What are some cool guns to put in the game I'm making?
>>34736486Not everything has to be straight, hetero.
>>34736441>batshit woman is batshit crazy>i-its just at-test>uhhhh... why is my girlfriend crazy? Why do I get terrorized constantly?So called "Red-pillers" are just normalizing crazy woman behaviour to feed their delusion that they can control and fuck every woman if they are just "man enough". You do you, but stop peddling this fucktarded cope to others.
>>34736490laser guns that make a pew sound when fired
>>34736475I only liked it for fandom purposes. That said once you could no longer post titties or basically rickroll people with Pete Wentz's dick pic it went downhill fast.
>>34736479It was>>34736478Idk what that is but I would watch with you!>>34736467Must be a complicated puzzle, you got this!
>>34736495I was actually thinking about including one as a secret.
How do you "accidentally" go out in a sheer dressYou don't
>>34736460The other day I forgot my wallet when I went to pump gas. Old guy working let me leave my license as collateral when I went home to get my wallet. When I came back to pay there was a qt young lady working the counter. Can we see your dress? Curious if it was mesh or if the material was thin?>>34736490Something that blows up big like a bazooka but doesn't take long to reload.
>>34736497It's the second pacific rim where a black guy gets tazed in a robot by the robot police 12 minutes into the movie.
>>34736499I've done it with shirts before by mistake. What looks fine in kind of dim indoor lighting is NOT fine in the sun.
>>34736491So you'd be fine with getting fingerblasted if the movie got boring?
Women, thoughts on when a man says howdy but he odd clearly not southern
>>34736504I mean. Are you a vampire?
>>34736499I got it at a charity shop and had only tried it on at home, where it did not look sheer at all! I had a sleepover with my friend and left it there and she had tried it on herself and agreed that it is a magic dress that turns transparent in the sun>>34736500I could show the actual photo I took that made me realize it is sheer. How can I do that without being banned though?
>>34736505its ok, i say howdy and im british
>>34736500Rotary grenade launcher would be epic but overkill for the scope of my game, so I might just go with an m203 with a pistol grip or some other single shot grenade launcher. Would be cool as a crowd control single shot weapon for when things get out of control.
Women, should I go to a bar alone tonight in hopes of meeting a girl? Or is that cringy and weird
>>34736505cute, i love when men are a little cringe and free
>>34736503I bet your nipples were showing
>>34736505Do it. Voca
>>34736507No, I like garlic too much.
>>34736508Larp
>>34736511You should offer to buy a girl a drink if you're going to go to a bar.
>>34736484Nigger please, I use AI regularly. My job is now 90% about writing text files for prompting Claude. I'm just pissed that it brought RAM prices up to such an insane degree, and that my country's general on /int/ has a schizo with AI psychosis.
Is this a sign?
femanon do you measure up to ''the most beautiful woman to ever be''
>p-please maam let me buy you a drink for 1% chance you want to give me your number
>>34736517What do I get out of it
>>34736519He's just baiting you
>>34736520No.
When I meet a girl the first thing I think is I wonder if she'll let me put my dick in her
>>34736520Though it does not come on a traditional signpost, it is nonetheless a sign.
>>34736526You can talk to that woman, maybe.If that's too expensive then maybe don't go out.
stranger women smile to meim a fat ugly chudwhy?
This is my last post. But mark my words. I will be Emperor. You will be hearing from me.
>>34736537Bye sodomy schizo
>>34736535You look retarded and pathetic.
>>34736508You can just post it on imgur and link it here.
>>34736490I'm far from being a gun expert, but I think M1911, SAA and Tommy guns always look cool.
>>34736513Nah, bra was though.
Why should I stop smoking. How am I gonna look cool and badass if I don't smoke?
>>34736534one time a guy offered to buy me a drink but then he changed his mind because he decided it was too expensive </3
>>34736547Candy cigarettes. Diabetics everywhere will fear you.
>>34736535youre probably not as ugly as you think <3
>>34736547Smoke more. Not drinking and not smoking are indicators of a shut-in loser. I'm one so i know.
>>34736547Everybody knows that doing things to look cool and badass makes you incredibly uncool.
>>34736549One time a guy bought me a drink and I did not want to go home with him so he requested I pay him for the drink <\3 men be crazy
>>34736534If shes into me, she will be happy to talk to me regardless. If shes not, she wil enjoy her free drink and ifgnore me otherwise.If anything, engaging in ritualized simping and begging for sex will only turn off interested women.
>>34736549Rip. Men need to have money to talk to women at bars.
>>34736547Lung cancer is pretty bad anon.
>>34736547Toothpick
>>34736549Last time I offered a drink to a girl I had run out of money and couldn't pay for it lolShe thought it was funny, paid for us and we ended up banging. Thats why I don't buy drinks anymore. I really don't get what this simp ritual is supposed to achieve.
>>34736555Exquisite top tier manipulator would have initially asked you to pay for the drink. Giving someone a small favor will make you like them more.
>>34736555no drink was purchased
>>34736556It's just the bar system. If you had social skills otherwise, you wouldn't even have to go to the bar now would you?
>>34736541I have plans for a 1911, but saa and tommy gun wouldn't fit the setting as well unfortunately. Cool guns though.
>>34736564See>>34736566>>34736558>i'm a mentally disabled obese single mom hag, buy me a drink
>>34736552i think i am, actually>>34736539were twinning
>>34736566How tf would that work>Hey can I buy you a drink>Ok >You have to pay for it though
>>34736573I don't go to bars to socialize like you do.
How'd I know it was gonna be London
>>34736575bro what the fuck
earlier today i had a thought that, well, you know how in army they wont even draft you if you are below certain threshold of intelligence, because you would fuck more shit up than its worth?I have a feeling that women have been resorted to baby factories throughout the years for that reason alone, not because they are physically incapable to work or something.
>>34736582And that is why you are posting here. Instead of spending time with a beautiful woman
>>34736582>not because they are physically incapable to work or something.We're definitely not, we just don't want to work around you.
>>34736575It looks quite cute ngl
>>34736575SEXO
Did people in the medieval times know where babies came from/how pregnancy happened
>>34736578Mutts always talk about bars as if they were shady, seedy places only visited by the scum of society.Can any american shine some light on this? Around here its just normal places for regular people to get tipsy and let loose in their off times. Nothing shady about it unless we're talking specifically about shitholes that only serve alcoholics.
>>34736587Thanks, I thought so too! Will be a sleep dress from now on though>>34736579How'd I know you would say that
>>34736593The american is characterized by intense paranoia
>>34736508that is not a dress thats a sexy night gown dumbasshot pic though
>>34736582>have been resorted to Did you mean relegated
>tfw yapping with people>say a bunch of shit>realize 10 minutes later i don't remember what the fuck i said and i rambled on and never really got to the point i was trying to get across because we kept getting interruptedwhat the fug
>>34736599yeah i meant relegated esl and all
>>34736594Because you are
>>34736593Mutt here. All the bars I have been to were fine
>>34736601Haha, you have esl
>>34736592It doesn't take a rocket scientist to make a connection between ejaculating in a woman and her getting pregnant from that anon.
>>34736598If not dress, why dress shaped?
>Women will go outside with see through nightgowns onMen should do this
>>34736593I wouldn't take anything she says seriously
>>34736609If only i had a non-embarassing cock size
>>34736607Correlation does not mean causation. Just because mary got pregnant while joseph was away doesn't mean joseph isn't the father.
>>34736601Bold opinions coming from a guy who can't even use words and...thinks men can have babies? What's the alternative to women having them? Somebody has to.
>>34736592I mean, seeing that there are condoms from older civilizations, and that humans must've noticed that whenever a male and a female, human or animal, does le sex, a baby happens...
>>34736612I forgot that men have wildly different dick sizes, nvm.
>>34736615Chill. You will never procreate.
>>34736608Nta but come on that's clearly lingerie you're fucking with them
>>34736607How do you think their pull out game was?
WE need more women to thirstbait the moids
>>34736609I'm 5'3
>>34736623Yes but they get scared away from that. There's always schizoids who start calling them disgusting and ugly.This is funny of course, but it discourages the behavior.
>>34736621That was a jokeBut I honestly thought it would be wearable in the daytime
I did 6 push ups, are you anons proud of me? :D
>>34736626You're very down to earth
>>34736623Agree, but it's only fun if they do it knowingly.
>>34736579Maybe it was Memphis
>>34736609Even growers are allowed in seethrough boxers.
>>34736630yes gj!!! :D
>>34736630Yes. I couldn't do 6. More of a coom guy.
>>34736630If you were going to do 6 at least do 5 or 10 man.
>>34736622Pulling out is a sin, anon
>>34736626okay and????
>>34736630Good job, anon. Soon you'll get 7.
>>34736575>I have definitely been in trouble for this before but alrightno shitthats a nightgownnot a dress
>>34736617>>34736641Do you think the village teenagers would sneak off at night and nut in each other with reckless abandon? Seems likely to me.
>>34736643So I'm ugly and nobody wants to see me
>>34736512Yay>>34736509This feels like cultural appropriation >>34736514I’m at work, I’m not recording a voca right now
>>34736639Autism
State genderIf you could create a new way for humans to reproduce, no limits whatsoever, what would it be?
>>34736652Mhandshakeorlivershot
>>34736652What's the point
>>34736636>>34736644thanks :)>>34736637>more of a coom guyok? how is that relevant?>>34736639yes it bothers me too but hopefully I will be able to do 10 and then 20 and then 40
>>34736651No, it just displeases the entities that reside in the numbers. There are rules.
>>34735073What do you mean, anon?
>>34736652mental cummies, hahaha you are not telepathically pregers foid >:3
>>34736652I wanna get >him pregnant with kissing.
>>34736652F. Sex exactly like it is now, but instead of the man shooting jizz, the man and the woman just pray really hard that she gets pregnant and it works.
>>34736652FFuck it, let's make kissing and hand holding cause pregnancy to. Now everyone needs to wear gloves and kissing someone without their consent is seen as rape.
>>34736663Hi JH.
>>34736652Honestly, the replies are way less deranged than I was expecting.
>>347366566 million jews died in the holocaustThe number 6 million has 6 zerosThe star of david is 6 pointedAll this is a pure coincidence
>>34736668they also make me six to my stomach
>>34736668This guy numbers
>>34736652like angler fish. the male sticks onto the female and transforms into a sperm provider
Yeah Iike sex how could you tell
>>34736664that would make fashion 1000 times cooler.
>>34736652The state does reproduction of the species artificially.Sex is just for fun and everyone has it all the time.
>>34736579>takes pic she wants to post in thread>makes post with some made up gay ass story about her outfit >samefags request for pic Every. time.
>>34736665Hey, tell me EVERYONE wouldn't love that. No accidental pregnancy and no ineffective conceptions.
>>34736672MWould
>>34736678>All male Anglerfish will starve to death as virgins if they do not find and bite the belly of a female where they will remain permanently attached, nourished by her blood, and breathing through their own gills. Their eyes and fins atrophy away. And they must forever provide sperm on demand. grim
>>34736677What if you get mind raped then?
>>>/mlp/43300051Femanons, would you trip for him?
>>34736652MMen only become fertile after the tenth woman they fucked. No more simp children, Betas are elminiated from fatherhood. The woman also needs to be genuinely horny so not a prostitute, and not fat.
>>34736686lmfao
>>34736685No. That's goofy.
>>34736683Both parties need to pray for it, and it has to be during PiV. So it's as close to the real thing as possible without the mess or risks.
>>34736686>men wanting the lowest birthrate ever>men wanting nonmonogamy thinking they'll get laid with women more
hi moids of atoga
>>34736686smartest moid in atoga
>>34736652F Men should get pregnant too. And have some sort of anatomy change that makes that possible that isn't just growing a pussy. Not for sex reasons just to make things fair.
I JUST WANT A /TASTEFULLY/ CHUBBY GF TO DO THIS WITHIH MY FUCKING GOD
>>34736691>>men wanting nonmonogamy thinking they'll get laid with women moreThats literally what happened though. Unless you're a Beta. >men wanting the lowest birthrate everOh no rising wages and lower rents oy vey what a nightmareRealtalk, forcing men to either learn how to Chad or never be allowed to father children would be ideal.
>>34736698Are you a chad?
>>34736692Nice ZOGspeak you have there
>>34736697THAT IS SO LEWD WHY IS HE FINGERING HER BELLYBUTTONEEEEEEEEEE
>>34736680And the female has no reason to reject a free sperm sack that will meld with her, surrendering his life, flesh and individuality to her to become little more than a sexual function, the culmination of a male submitting to a female. Sounds hot to me.
moids of atoga, can you benchpress equivalent of 2+ femanons??(rulebreaka doesn't count, lets be realistic)https://streamable.com/d9y0su
Pregnancy is pretty horrifying. Bless women for simply being built different and wanting to get pregnant sometimes. Learning about pregnancy makes my stomach feel weird.
>>34736697same but a girl with massive, but shapely, ass.
>>34736698>Forcing women to be even further selective than beforeWe'll turn into a lesbian society so fast.
>>34736704Honestly, the period and pregnancy makes me not envy women at all. Hope it's not too bad for you, femanons.
>>34736704Women are like "muh heckin pupperino" always. That's a proxy for wanting to be a mother.
>>34736703depends on the femanonthe hiplet attention whore? no problembluevalk? fucking eddie hall cant lift that bitch
>>34736701STOP RUINING MY FANTASY YOU FAT FUCKING WHALE
women are lesbians until chad walks in.then all bets are off
>>34736692I'll return your greeting if only because you acknowledged me, and that's enough.
>>34736703Impressive. Very niceLet's see him on the treadmill
>>34736714you wouldnt ever see mee on treadmill
>>34736713im acknowledging you so hard rn (O)_(O)
>>34736703I don't do benchpress, but I guess I could lift one that's not too heavy. Two would probably be too much for me.
>>34736711YOU ALREADY RUINED YOUR OWN FANTASY BY BEING A FREAKAZOID. CREEPER.
>>34736704And the idea that men have dangling things between their legs that are getting swung around and squished all the time is also weird. I can't imagine living with a Zelda boss style weakpoint like that.
>>34736716Damn right fat fuck
i will die a virgin. and that's alright.
>>34736692hello foid (possibly moid)
>>34736717If you don't stop it, I'll be forced to entertain that idea that you like me, and I don't think any of us want that.
>>34736692Howdy, Pink ATOGANs.
>>34736720it gets hard when it needs to and that's the beauty of male physiology
Men scale of 1-10 how gross is it if she occasionally plays with a larger than usual period blood clot in the shower?
cant believe femanon was walking around the block with nipples showing in a night gown.Around all the muslims and other folks in UK?no wonder you get graped
>>34736699I'm a skinnyfat dude of average height. Banging women isn't hard once you figured out what works for you and who your target group is.After that its just whatever, you konw you can get a cute girl whenever you like with a little effort. It just feels really intimidating at first. Thats why I think every man should go through that process before "seettling down" in any capacity. No man with a healthy abundance mentaility will ever fall to simping.Its not a question of looks either, those simply dictate what category of women you will bang for the most part. Not whether you do it at all. >>34736706Fatties don't count for a reason.
>>34736720Only the sack is a weakpoint. The dick isn't as hypersensitive.
>>34736720i kinda forgot mine are there because they're small lol
>>347367307/10 grossdoes it clog the shower drain?
>>34736730can I join and play with it too?
>>34736728Not her but the balls are the most disturbing part of the setup. Dicks are cool. Balls are strange. It would be weird if they weren't there but they're very weird themselves.
>>34736732manwhore...
>>34736730Do it but don't tell me about itYa dumb cunt
>>34736732You severely underestimate the lesbians
>>34736732im a kissless virgin on spectrum, and when i see what kind of women dudes simp for it makes my stomach turn.
>>34736730Depends on what you define by play. Coagulated blood has a funny texture, and it may be entertaining to squeeze or pull apart. Any more is weird.
>>34736728And it also gets hard when you don't want it to. Don't make me tell that story about the guy who embarrassed himself with his boner in one of my patient care classes again.>>34736734They're all in that general zone you don't want to get kicked.>>34736736How small are "small" balls?
>>34736704Blessed vault boy for making it.
>>34736741it was just challenge to keep them thermally regulated.if they could just hide inside of body like ovaries, life of men would be incredibly simple.Now instead we have to deal with ball sweat and them sticking to thighs.
>>34736737Not clog but get caught up in yeah. You can stomp them down though.>>34736740If you really want to I guess? If you go as far as putting it on your face I'd be mad though. >>34736744In that scenario you would be in the shower with her.>>34736750Yeah that's the extent of it she's not making paintings.
>>34736730Can I slurp it
>>34736755>Now instead we have to deal with ball sweat and them sticking to thighsThe one hot thing about balls.
gosh i love that part in men
>>34736755can't you just wear underwear that's made of some sort of breathable fabric and not sit in the sun for hours
>>34736746Who caresI know a guy who is definitely a sperg and slays. Girls interpret his flattened emotional responses as him being Chad and are dtf no problem. He did channel his autism into getting fit and dressing well but it was not a problem in itself.Simp culture is unfoirtunately at an all time high nowadays, stop caring and do your own thing.
>>34736755You'd think they would have developed some kind of protection. It just seems wrong somehow. Not holding it against men or anything but balls make me nervous. They have to have their own personal space bubble if I touch them wrong they might explode.
women be like>all men are pigs and i hate themand then rub their faces in sweaty balls...lol
>>34736757Too far Caligula
>>34736765We like to live dangerously, baby. That's what being a man is.
>>34736763well can you do that for your underboob sweat you dummy?
>>34736730I do this too. Sometimes it even get's like chicken skin textured slimy. Could be organ bits. Idk.
>>34736756>Not clog but get caught up in yeah. You can stomp them down though.like a bloody version of waffle stomping? gross!
>>34736743Women are really insistent about guys being confident, experienced and knowing what to do in bed. But if you go ahead and do what it takes to become that, you're getting seethed at for being a "manwhore".Make up your mind or at least stop malding about it. Guys who know their way around women will always use that ability.
>>34736767Using moids as sex toys is based though.
>>34736756>If you really want to I guess? If you go as far as putting it on your face I'd be mad though.why in god's name would I put it on my face??? I just want to poke it a bit
what advice would you have to a guy who can approach a woman, talk to her and become friends, or even get a date or multiple, but cant for the love of God break the romantic barrier of kissing or having sex
women would you prefer if all men were experienced vs inexperienced in sex
>>34736771I've only gotten that a couple times. The deciduous cast. Once it was the size of my palm it was crazy. Hurt like a bitch coming out.>>34736772Not really, more like a stubborn loogie.>>34736775To be gross.
>>34736771I think the more likely explanation is that all women have a chicken living inside them. Where else would the eggs come from?
Women would you prefer if all men fought in wars or built houses
>>34736783died in war please
>>34736782whys her bare ass up
>>34736783Please say fight in wars...
I'd prefer if all men were happy and never violent.
>>34736788To lay eggs. Duh.
>>34736788I don't know why but this gif fills me up with an indescribable rage
>>34736779Inexperienced and disposable into the war crab bucket.
>>34736790You'd get the ick
>>34736779>allI don't think all of them being the same would be helpful>>34736783I'd rather there be no need for a war so I guess building houses
>>34736765That's why we have 2 of them. Lose one, no biggie.
I wish bird women were real :(
I think keeping a harem of atoga foids around would be pretty nice. Simping for one woman for my entire life was never really something I imagined myself doing but now I'm more honest about it.
>>34736781I had one grape sized. Couldn't ignore it, thought it was soap so I picked it up. It was not soap.
>>34736785>>34736794
>>34736652MI don't think humans should reproduce.
>>34736777Are you rapeable even?
>>34736790And for that, you get headpats and cuddles.
>>34736801Aren't most of them ugly and with poor hygene
>>34736755I like to sniff my own ball sweat>>34736765Nah its cool. They need to hang in the breeze. If anything, modern pants are gay for constricting balls. We should return to men wearing skirts and robes like in antiquity. Damn those Celts for inventing pants!
>>34736801>a harem of atoga foidsEven if the yall live together, sync their periods and are in aconstant meltdown spiral because they trigger each others PTSD and BPD every day with hypercompetitive behaviour?
>>34736808yeah, that's why I'd wind up with a harem. A bunch of okay women with different profiles in different colors would be sick.
>>34736813Managing that would be difficult. They could gang up on you.
>>34736783Either way, the price of homes will go down.>>34736779Experienced via animus. Live out the sex lives of your ancestors and get generations worth of pipe-laying experience.>>34736800>I wish bird women were real :(I'm not a furry, buuuuuut...
I suck ass even more than usual at drawing today
>>34736812>>34736815I think growing up with sisters trained me well enough for that
>>34736808Hey I am mid and my hygiene is just okay not poor.
I hope AI gets really good at make video essayers homeless
>>34736816>I'm not a furry, buuuuuut...ERM those are feathers NOT furalso I was thinking something like arm wings and bird legs but the rest of her body looks human
>>34736820Sam here. In fact it trained me so well I never ever want to experience it ever again under any circumstances.
>>34736831Hi sam
>>34736782My organs do kinda sound like they're squaking. But that is probably the period shits.
>>34736828Like a harpy?
>>34736828That sounds disgusting
How the hell do I get over that girl atoga
>>34736839Fuck more bitches
>>34736832whoever that is I'm not him
>>34736841God said I can't fuck bitches what do I do
>>34736806no but i look like a rapist
>>>/a/289440628Japanese culture?
>>34736844You do it anywayPray a rosary ,donate to a church ,get bum blasted by the prelate or whatever your denomination says you have to do to say sorry to God afterwards.
>>34736844you dont have to fuck other bitches, you can just obsess over another one
>>34736847what the f
>>34736843>Sam hereLiar
>>34736849I am not obsessed. I'm normal
>>34736844lift weights and listen to sad music
>>34736847Yeah Japs have never been ok
>>34736854I haven't tried that yet, admittedly. I listen to sad music while I sit sometimes but the lifting music is usually pretty upbeat
yeah i lift to NAILS while im at gym and chicks in trendy slutty gym fits glance at me because they are afraid i will rape them.What you gonna do about it.
>>34736845That makes it ok to rape you if you just say it's ok.
>>34736847B-BALL JOINTS?HOLY FUCK I'M CUMMING
>>34736853A guy getting all up in his feels about some random chick he never even had sex with is not normal.
At this very moment she's getting fucked by chad while I'm sitting around masturbating.
>>34736860Nigger is blasting Closer at the gym, kek.
>>34736847Yeah, nowonder the chinese are so disgusted with men they're shaving their heads and tuo mei yi -ing.
>>34736860>NAILShow do they even know
>>34736866It's very normal. I liked her and miss her
>>34736834YES>>34736836no it's hot
whenever i got somewhat close to banging a girl, something retarded happens or something surfaces that makes me lose all interest.girl 1:reveals that she has a husband shes running from, in another country girl 2:gets bored as we are dating, goes back to my old country to fuck with some random dudesgirl 3:actually never broke up with her bf while dating me, posts a 6 months anniversary on IG , despite hanging out with me and driving in my car 1:1 I think this entire dating life is too complicated for me.
>>34736873probably because i wear NAILS tshirt
>>34736875You’ll like the next one too. Move on. Bitches are a dime a dozen.
>>34736877Nigga dated 3 girls and is like it's over
>>34736881i get close to a girl like once per 5 years so yeah, at that pace it is over.i also skipped like 1
>>34736877You’re the “nice guy”. It’s no wonder.
>>34736880This one really felt different and is way harder for me to get over than any other rejection or breakup, and I really don't know why. I'm not exactly inexperienced
>>34736882Up your game is what I'm saying
Are visible panty lines a feature or a bug.Why is this so common
>>34736815>They could gang up on you.I know this gives women the ick but I have this fantasy of forcefully deflowering my gf after she gets too excited and bites my dick or otherwise purposefully riles me up. Bottoming out on the first thrust type of shit. I know it's gay and lame but what are you going to do?
>>34736839give it a week
>>34736886Fertility signal
>>34736886Bug. Because fabric is the way that it is.
>>34736886feature. If I can't see them I dont care
>>34736887You need to lay off the porn.
>>34736886>if she's at workbug>if she's trying to cater directly to my fetish for visible panty linesfeature
>>34736892I barely watch porn. This is just who I am organically.
>>34736886The only way to not have a panty line is to not wear panties. It lets you know who the hoes are.
>>34736767At the end of the day, both men and women are slowly rotting meatsacks full of piss, shit, and other disgusting substances.>>34736730
>>34736888I've given it about 7 so far but will continue to give it a week
>>34736897stop being a bitch about it thenYou're not inove with the person, you're in love with what you thought that person wasits over, they dont exist anymore. why are you crying over a person that doesnt exist
woman wearing tight slutty gym shorts, and i can see she has a thong under, digging between her buttcheek which are on purpose displayed even further with said shorts....sex
imagine how good the world would be if u were forced to get a paper cut every time u were rude to someone, including online
>>34736885>>34736883you cant fix the nice guy syndrome
>>34736801Need Swiss chan.
>>34736905Yep.
Women will say that they hate moids, but then won't kidnap me and lock me up in their basement for physical, psychological and sexual abuse. Women, explain.
>>34736907I mean it’s possible but it takes some learnin and experience
>>34736905Take it further, they get a bone broken.Make them suffer more (rightfully so).
>>34736913thats a bit too far..
>>34736901The person I loved definitely still exists. I know what you're describing and am not feeling it this time. I'll still try to forget about it in a week though; you're right about that part
>>34736801maybe if you impregrnante kittenposter she'll get better tits
>>34736890Muslims don’t run into this issue. Explain yourself western foid>>34736891>>34736893Hot, I love women>>34736895Dubious when considering Muslims
>>34736905Boohoo nigga
>>34736919Meanie spotted. Sourpus alert
>>34736919..someone just got a paper cut
>>34736917Okay, JusReign.
When am I gonna dieeee already
>>34736915>The person I loved definitely still exists.Nta, no she doesn’t. The girl you loved wanted to be with you. This girl doesn’t want to be with you. Stop wasting any energy or emption on someone who doesn’t want to be with you.
>>34736911It's so much wooooorrrrrrrkkkkk.I could just touch your pp after getting you drunk in an empty movie theater.
I completely fucked over like 3 ppl while driving today and I feel embarrassed. Nobody got hurt or damaged their car but I wasted 5 minutes of their time and I could see a guy was really pissed off
Both gendersDescribe the perfect approach for the other gender.
>>34736930Lol retard what did you do
>>34736926I hear you, I swear, but it isn't that simple. I am, however, going to stop wasting my energy on her.
>>34736905I wouldn't even be using the internet then. Too boring.
>>34736930You will go to car park Hell!Shopping carts everywhere, and a pick fork up your ass.
>>34736931MJust be direct
>>34736932I forgot I put my car in reverse and there were 3 cars all around my car waiting for me to leave and I completely didn't notice
>>34736931MJust tell me truth and don't lie to me, please
>>34736933Jfc what a fag
theres a cute new girl at my workplace, she smiled to me couple times.up close i seen that she has slightly lazy eye, but shes still adorablethen i remembered i have ugly and boring personality and theres a reason im a 33khv
>>34736938Like in a parking lot? Don’t sweat that shit. You forgot.
>>34736941Tell me what you think of me at length if you want.
>>34736931>be direct>tell the truthStop lying and being violent and awful or kill yourself.
Fems, what made you choose ATOGA (4chan) over say.. Crystal Cafe, etc.?
>>34736945yes aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>34736929I'd do my best to cum at the slightest touch to facilitate the humiliation.
>>34736944That’s the most non-up issue thing ever (lazy eye).
>>34736939FWhenever I speak my mind in these threads, I get accused of lying anyways. No you don't want me to speak the truth.
>Sweet Anita has to do surgery for endometriosisWas endometriosis just ignored two decades ago or does it really occur a lot more often in the past years?
>>34736954You respond to the wrong person in that case
>>34736938Take the train next time
>>34736954Lulz, we are all Anon.Nothing matters. Talk your shit and ignore everything else.
>>34736954Several of the men posting here are misogynist trolls, but I don't do that.I wish women were more honest to me in person and outside of this thread. I can't ignore how it seems to be easy for women to tell comfortable lies and lie by omission to me. I might just have bad luck.
>>34736959I don't live in a civilized area with trains.
>>34736955It's never been acknowledged. I've probably got it and doctors still don't know what they're looking at on scans.
>>34736954Based truth enjoyer.
>>34736959She took the Midnight train going anywhere.
>>34736953Depends how lazy it is. I knew this one girl whose eye was so lazy i kept thinking she was talking to someone behind me.
>>34736950I need to fight moids.Blood for the Blood Gods.
>>34736969>Shitty political Youtube essay videoKill yourself
Is crystal cafe actually all women or is it trans?
>>34736962Fucking hell, a male pick-me
>>34736973I hate when they spam their YT/twitter stuff.
>>34736944>up close i seen that she has slightly lazy eye, but shes still adorableVery weird "but".Lazy eyes, to a degree, are objectively adorable in women.
>>34736977Some of you ain't neva see a pussy irl and it shows
>>34736975I'm not trying to get picked by any woman who posts here.
>>34736950I couldn't post on heyuri anymore ::(RIP strawberry heaven
What about men with a lazy eyehttps://youtu.be/RY7S6EgSlCI
>>34736954(I do wonder if the whole world could be destroyed by it, however)
>>34736984They had more than one song?
>>34736980lmao you little try hard.
>>34736988Truth doesn't destroy love, and wherever there's more than one human there's love, so I don't think truth could possibly destroy the world in that sense
i wanna hug a moid
>>34736989a few.https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg
genderwhich one is hotter and why?
>>34736995Which one?
>>347369945 iq
>>34736997MRight looks like an amazing lay, so her.
>>34736998you!
Open bob bbyShow full body
>>34737002:O What are you shaped like what would the hug be like
>>34736998That's a gay man btw.
I once dreamt about a portal opening in my living room and a vagina like monster with 3 eyes came out of it and tried to attack me using tentacles
>>34737008encounter with BV of the third kind
>>34736997moids speak up
>>34737008It was the Argolla de la Muertehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJzrL-lFhc
>>34736997I knew that botch on the left was a whore
>>34736997Right all the wayI'm not into asians and I hate that ugly ass raccoon yeeyee ass haircut
>>34736997Mright one>pale skin>better face>better dress>great hair>great sideboobaHot chick, but her style is what really does it. Right one is cute but unremarkable.
>>34736995I'd like to hug you, but my self punishing adherence to cause myself as much suffering as possible won't allow me.
>>34736994Lots of people will die, if all our passwords and codes become public knowledge. We might not need lies, but we still need secrets and personal lives.
>>34737018
>>34736997MRight. I like her face and style more. The side boob is an unfair advantage tho.
>>34737019
>>34737022That is so naiive
>>34736997MBoth are hot girls but right is hotter. Left's outfits and the piercing are also way cornier.
>>34737022>Whatever happens to you while you're on a massive constant dose of Benzos feels like the best thing to ever happen to youCan't really argue with that tbqh
Men, would you prefer a gf who supports or doesn't support
>>34737027>>34737024
>>34737019/atoga/, are you yinner or yanger?
>>34737028Being the healslut is a classical feminine role, but I'm not opposed to her being a frontline tanking Paladin or DPS Warrior if thats more of her jam. I don't mind either way as long as she has her build together
men who play healers have something fundamentally ontologically topographically wrong with them
>>34737028I'd like it if she was supportive when I spiral into self loathing, and being able to pay her back.
>>34737028Doesn't support. I want to be the more supportive partner in a relationship.I want a woman to feel completely supported and comforted by me. That would, ironically, provide me with all the emotional support I need.
>>34737037>men who play healersMen don't do that.
>>34737043GOOD
>>34737037>topographically
>>34737028I'd prefer a supportive gf over an unsupportive gf. If that's what you're asking.
I hate everything about me
>>34737037I've played a lot of medic in TF2 and played a lot of Lucio and Zenyatta during the first couple of years of Overwatch and I'm actually a really cool guy who makes his team win da gameMedic mains with a bunch of cosmetics in TF2 are almost invariably insane furries or flamboyant gay dudes though
>>34737037Even the guilds flamboyantly gay twink refused to do it.
>>34737049I hate everything about you.
>>34737051Was he a rogue?
>>34737046yeah they got gay ass shape>>34737050remember that girl who had a tf2 medic life sized doll
>>34737049What's got you down?
>>34737050Being a medic in a shooter is different. You go where the most bullets are flying and dive in to drag out the wounded. Thats different from standing all the way in the back and doing sparkly stuff
>>34737055She looks underaged.
>>34737055>yeah they got gay ass shapeayo?>remember that girl who had a tf2 medic life sized doll"no he does not have a sausage! >:(" lol
>>34737053Howd you know?
Atoga im going to a party tonight!what should i wear?
>namefag so fucking stupid she can't even look for proper resolution pictures
>>34737062>on the down low>stabs guys in the back>famously the class of degenerates and addictsI mean
>>34737063you should wear clothing probably.
>>34737063Wear cute stuff.
>>34737059i wouldn't be surprised. might be why she was so offended that people were making lewd comments about the doll
Women, does it disgust you when you catch a man out simping? Is it worse if he does it to you?
>>34737056I remembered I'm ugly and gross, that's all
>>34737063Try and pick something that flatters your form and make the outfit match your eye color
>>34737058if MMOs weren't basically pretty chatrooms with a little bit of a good video game in there I would argue with you. I think, though, that the priest in vanilla through wotlk wow had its moments (especially shadow priest) and have a soft spot for the paladin in general from that game tooXIV is the only other tab target game I've played with that role and that shit is a snoozefest in that game regardless of the job
>>34737071Why
women, does it give you the ick if a man uses chapstick?
>>34737063bunny suitpleasewith a big star of david on the front
>>34737063A catsuit, obviously. Also, you didn't invite any of us, rude.
>>34737063Onceler cosplay
>>34737066>>34737067i love the advice! Lots to work with here>>34737072My eyes are gray, like my personality
>>34737063Revolver Ocelot
>>34737066Terrible advice. Don't listen to this guy
>>34737075idk bad genetics
>>34737081Didn't you buy cute outfits last picture posts? Just wear that.
>>34737077soft lips then?
>>34737077wear chapstick you dry lips moid.
>>34737077No. Kissable.
>>34737081Then you gotta do something cold and business like. Do something like picrel
>>34737079sorry i just think youre all a little too old for a college party>>34737085that was like two months ago i think?Im going to go look for something fun
>>34737082>I love to reload during a battle.>There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber...Revolver Ocelot
Who is in the wrong?
>>34737086yes>>34737088I do wear chapstick>>34737089nice
>>34737088If you're not going to kiss me, why bother?
>>34737094MShe is.
>>34737094Fuck.Off.
>>34737093>Look it up>its realChad
>>34737063A star of David
foids, the chapstick I'm wearing smells like green apple btw
>>34737094MAs he said, she's not her girlfriend. But it's hard to feel emotionally invested with someone who fucks another guy after a date with you.
>>34737063nothing :)
>>34737094The simp who acted like a boyfriend on a first date. First comes the fucking, then come the flowers.That said shes a cunt for being callous and the bad kind of slutty.
>>34737101what.. dont do this. I love the great uniter
>>34737094Chad wins.
>>34737094Both. The lack of communication of expectations and boundaries off rip made them incompatible at the drop of a hat.
>>34737102aww when are you and your hubby going on that cruise?
>>34737115I don't get it, are you implying I'm gay?
>>34737112Dunno, I'd be really turned off by an fwb who intentionally takes clueless guys on a ride to boost her ego. Just because you can doesn't mean that you should.
>>34737118That’s why you’re not a chad
>>34735727>>34735707Holy based
>>34737118ChadWins
>>34737122You're right, I'm not. But my 2m tall friend is, and I know for a fact he once gave some chick a stern lecture and kicked her out over something like this.Grabbing every pussy that will have you is the opposite of Chadding. Having a discerning taste and refusing cunts, thats a Chad move.
>>34737126He's winning a game I cbf to play desu. Any woman who's gonna have dinner with one guy and then fuck another guy hours later without letting either guy know the other one exists is bad news
my penis has never been inside anyone
>>34737128He still smashed, got his dick wet, got what he wanted.
>>34737130thats okay, the majority of human beings have not had a penis of theirs inside another person
>>34737131What's that gotta do with me and my intentionally dry dick
>>34737130Good for you. Would you like a cookie?
>>34737131simp
>>34737130I regret putting my penis inside two of the three women it's been inside :[
>>34737135NTAI bought two packs of chocolate chip cookies yesterday and ate three of them today.They're good an relatively cheap, but the packaging is quite a scam, since the cookies are around double the size on them.Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
>>34737131Getting what you want isn't always a victory unless you think it'd be a win for a dog to get boiling water or if children are succeeding in life when they put their hands on hot stoves
I think society would be better if higher tier and stronger males slaughtered all the lower tier males and incels and kept the women for themselves. A neolithic adjacent brutocracy.
Males, I suck when my lips are near the head, not near the base, right?
>>34737134You're coping >>34737136For who? >>34737140How's he losing?
>>34737146Just ask the guy with the dick what he wants.
>>34737139You think they should require "size to scale" on every package? If they did thatThen how will the executives lie to you and get their second yacht?
>>34737144What do you think war has always been?
>>34737147>You're copingI am NOT lol, I just know myself and know how easily I can be manipulated if a woman is willing to fuck me. I can be easily fooled into thinking I'm not having loveless sex.
>>34737146Have you ever put your lips on a dick before?Cause I can pull out the grapefruit video. That'll teach you.
>>34737151Emotionally investing is a beta problem.
>>34737149The picture looks pretty "close up" and you can guess from the size of the packaging that the cookies are probably not that size. Besides, I personally usually buy according to price per weight.That being said, you are right of course and it's questionable that that's allowed.
>>34737135yes please
>>34737153Okay you can show me>>34737148I don’t have anyone to suck rnThere’s no harm in asking :/
>>34737147>For who? Every crumb of pussy that someone happens to drop on the floor. Like a rat, you don't mind whether it smells or is attached to something nasty, all you care about is that beloved-precious crumb. Grab it and scurry away, quick-quick.
>>34737164you could suck mine for practice
>>34737164>I don’t have anyone to suck rnHi
>>34737168I haven't shaved my beard in two weeks tho :(
>>34737164You can suck me
What's the feeling called when life doesn't feel real anymore? I've felt like that for a while and it's been kind of nice being able to just do things but I don't think it's "right" per sePost gender and do you also experience this feeling?
>>34737168>>34737169>>34737172Fuckin hellRemember this post chain the next time someone asks why every femanon has a bf while anons get none
I should be paid to live a d be given free housing and food by the govt
Figure drawing is hard and I'm the worst person to ever hold a pencil in history
>>34737175To be fair I was having a laff
>>34737174DisassociationEither lay off the Ketamine or reexamine whatever Trauma you have.
>>34737177Ok Howie
>>34737182Hey I'm not quite that bad >:( I'm at least doing it instead of not doing itI haven't read Loomis though
can you legally punch someone in the face if they spit on you?
>>34737165You seem mad that some men don't have to work for pussy.
State gender. A guy is no longer a virgin if his penis goes inside a vagina; but suppose his first experience is with a trans woman, and his penis goes inside her neovagina: given that, according to you guys, a neovagina isn't a vagina, does this mean he's still a virgin afterwards?
>>34737190Maybe depends on the punch, but sounds like it'd fall under excessive violence.
>>34737193You're also not a virgin anymore if you put into a man's asshole.
>>34737193MIf I use your definition of "virgin" then yes, since anal or a blowjob would not count either and a neovagina is not a vagina per the other definition providedI use the term "virgin" to apply to people who have not engaged in a sexual act involving one or more parties' genitals
>>34737111The Great Uniter loves you too. So much in fact that she wants to corral everyone like you and keep them guarded at all times.>>34737135Those are good looking cookies>>34737144Waste of a perfectly good resource>>34737190>can you legally punch someone in the face if they spit on you?No, that would be considered unproportional force. Would you get convicted? Probably not. But you would be opening yourself up to a civil suit, especially if you injure the spitter.>>34737193Sex is arbitrary and is defined by the parties involved.
>>34737193MHes no longer a virgin, but some kind of weird gay fetishist. I think you're better off hiring a regular hooker bud. Women don't love the idea, but I think a guy who has been with a real operated troon will cause an immense ick in any woman no matter how much she is forced to pretend otherwise.
>>34737193MJust like I wouldn't consider a man who's had anal sex with another man to be a virgin, I wouldn't consider that guy to be a virgin. Penetrating another person in any way (getting a blowjob, fingering, etc.) counts as losing one's virginity, I'd say
>>34737190Better question are your punches capable of doing anything
>she casually mentions she is a virginhmm what could she possibly mean by this?(nothing obviously)
>>34737144Who is going to change the diapers and pay for the childrens education then?
>>34737190>can you legally punch someone in the face if they spit on you?That will vary from country to country, and from state to state in countries that have states. But in general, if someone assaults you, you are allowed to respond with *proportionate* force. (So, for example, shooting someone through the heart because they spat on you would probably be considered disproportionate).
>>34737193Moids are not virgins once their penis goes into a vagina, butthole, or whatever the fuck a human being has in that region.
>>34737201Fingering counts as virginity loss? For both parties?
state genderdo you believe in karma?
>>34737209>For both parties?No
>>34737177Go to a class and draw from a model with something less hard and precise as a pencil, it'll help.
>>34737211Mi think that doing good things results in bad things happening to you but despite that you must do good thingsdoing bad things also results in bad things happening to you
>>34737217>i think that doing good things results in bad things happening to you but despite that you must do good things>doing bad things also results in bad things happening to youHi, how are you doing today Job
>>34737219god is not done with me yet.
>>34737211No.I think believing in karma is a sign of weakness.Not being mentally weak, but more in a sense of somebody who can't control their own life and had a ton of bad things happen to them, or was born into bad circumstances.Not sure if it's clear what I mean?
>>34737193It went in a hole down there it counts as losing his virginity.>>34737211F. I don't think I do no. You should do what you do because it's the right thing to do not because you're expecting some sort of punishment or reward. Good things happen to bad people all the time. If there is some sort of universal justice system it isn't working properly.
>>34737164>Okay you can show meWait so you've never seen this video before?Alright prepare to become a master of the dick.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U
>>34737162Sorry I didn't see this earlier. Here's your freshly baked cookie. I also wanted some so I'm taking half.
Hi this is God v936.12 our karmic justice system is working at 84%, expect another patch by 2029
I just wanted you to know, you're the only one who's bent me this far out of shape
>>34737226omfg guys i FUCKED UP i boiled the grapefruit
>>34737226How have I never seen this lmao
I think its really cute when men have a cowlick in their eyebrows
>>34737232Why would you boil a grapefruit?Like ever
>>34737237Its one of those funny early internet videos. Are you going try it out?
State gender.You ever think back to somebody and think to yourself that in retrospect they weren't hot enough to be worth all the trouble?
Women how would you feel if you found out your husband named your daughter after an ex
>>34737243Aren't these just japanese men from different regions of their country???
>>34737243I haven't seen my grandfather since I was a child but if he saw me now he'd just shake his dead and kill himself
>>34737243MNo, cause my attractive scale is not the same one that society uses. So when I get a "hot" girl. They are always worth the trouble ;)
State genderHave you ever committed any crime?Were you caught?
>>34737193Men do not have a virginity.This is a hill I will die on.
>>34737249Hello glowie
>>34737255A glowie wouldn't be this obvious
>>34737249I shit myself onceTwiceThriceratops
>>34737238I have that it is weird
>>34737240Yeah I know I was around I'm surprised I never came across it.And no lol.
>>34737258Contrary to what the name suggests they're not the brightest bunch
>>34737244They both die. Him and the Ex.
>>34737249F. Yes, yes. Shoplifting was stupid.
>>34737263lmaoA great woman once said> I believe every man should be grapefruitedSo don't let us men down.
>>34737249M. I killed a protected species on accident. No I didn’t get caught.
>>34736006>>34735950I drew the critters but didn’t draw anon’s peener. I failed whoever asked for a caterpillar
>>34737249Run fact to you guys, peeing outside is a sex crime.
>>34737271these are nice.what is the grumpy creature?
>>34737249MSometimes I shopliftNo
>>34737271No boobs :(
>>34737243Every bip that ever tried to ruin my life.
>>34737274*fun fact
>>34737275nta but I’m almost certain that’s a forward facing rat
>>34737271Why did you draw the head of the chubby caterpillar from bugs life.
>>34737279What's a bip?
>>34737285Uh he was a butterfly by the end of the movie. Show the obese bug due respect.
>>34737283It's actually a very poor drawing of this creature>>34737285His porcine visage makes me smile.
>>34737283ok i checked the previous posts its a hyrax... which makes sense, you forward facing anon
>>34737249MCopious shopliftingYes, was caught a week before I became old enough to get punished for it. Never did it again.>>34737267It was cool, taught me a lot. I only "stole" from coporations though, not people. Victimless crime.
>>34737286Derogatory term for a girl with Borderline Personality Disorder.
>>34736006>>34737271>anon's penis and a hyraxAnon’s penis as a hydra
>>34737288That is the most nondescript mammal I have ever seen
>>34737291Ah.
>>34737226I haven't seen this in YEARS. >>34737249F>Have you ever committed any crime?Yes, a lot.>Were you caught?No, because only stupid people get caught.
>>34737269I am genuinely concerned about the citrus juice tho
>>34737288why are they judging me
>>34737293https://youtu.be/P3FKlsbqQVUawawa
>>34737300They're hateful animals it would seem
I'm flexing my boner
>>34737288Yeah those are literally just big rats, hyrax means rat in Greek
>>34737301>Be rodent>Closest living relative is an elephantSo these things just decided to never leave the tutorial of evolution. Wonder what they taste like?
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUPENGLAND ENGLAND
>>34737305probably something like guinea pigs idkhttps://youtu.be/azx7SBuSRlQhow many awawa-less videos can i find mwahaha
>>34737289Why are you calling me forward facing
>>34737302Imagine being an African bushman and killing + eating one of those
>>34737306Your queen is stupid and lame and so is soccer
>>34737306That wasn’t the finals, anon.
>>34737299lol what's wrong with the citrus?
>>34737303Oooh you touch my tralala?
>>34737309You know that shit tastes gud
https://youtu.be/HJQI-u7hYUQwhy r they kinda cute
>>34737309>Imagine being an African bushmanEw, why?
I need a pet hedgehog
>>34737316>>34737318How do men like rats
>>34737316oh my god lol>pet me!!!
>>34737317>Sunning your balls in the bush/savannah>No taxes>Kill and eat shit for free>Return to your mud hut and plap the nearest fertile femaleYou will try to convince me that this is a bad thing
>>34737278They're small and under a big shirt
>>34737319my ex had a bunch of pet rats. rats are smart and loving.
>>34737324I hear from people who own them that the worst thing about them is their short lifespans
>>34737312I feel like that's not a good thing to get in his piss hole
>>34737323Draw her without it
>>34737249M>Have you ever committed any crime?Yes. There was one guy from some rural shithole who came to my town to buy a tractor or some other hayseed machine and had a lot of money and was walking around the town and drinking in pubs and shit. Unfortunately he started imposing on my friend's sister and she didn't like it so we (that friend, that sister, one other friend and me) decided to do something about it. That other friend took a car and they told him they want to take him somewhere, and that retard agreed because that girl was also with them. Then they met me outside the town, next to a forest and I waved at the car and told them that the road is closed due to construction work and that they should come back (I pretended I don't know them). That friend stopped and I started making fut of that retard for being the oldest person in the car, he was like 20 years older than everybody else, he he got mad and got out of the car. I hit him with a telescopic baton, he fell down and we took his wallet and split the money equally, it was like 15k * 4 people>Were you caught?No
>>34737307Really fucks me up that they farm guinea pigs for meat in Peru.Not cause I think they’re a cute pet and have that bias but because it’s like farming rats for meat
>>34737324Has your ex trooned out yet?
>>34737326That's why ya gotta suck it out. So it doesn't get down there. Tsk Tsk do you need a re-watch already lol
>>34737328Was this the 80s or some shit
>>34737329They sound like good eatin
>>34737325yes. prone to cancer and don't live that long. >>34737330she's a terf.
>>34737333It was 10 years ago, we were 17-18 years old
>>34737324Ew
>>34737319better than obnoxious fucking dogs that's for sure
>>34737346dogs and rats are cool.
>>34737334Supposedly they areThey like to stuff them with herbs and stuff then bake them
>>34737349probably like rabbit or something gamier rabbit
>>34737319They’re pretty chill and super smart.
>>34737351Fucking everything tastes like chicken, that’s not saying much but yeah people say it’s somewhere between chicken and pork
>>34737352They also have big nuts
How come every foid on dating apps is fluent in sarcasm? Is there a sarcasm school?
big ass rat nuts
>>34737356Fucking gigantic really
>>34737359lol
>>34737331>downUh, that's not where the dickhole is.
Women is it cringe if your man gives you a long hug after hard day to comfort himself
>>34737316>>34737301>>34737288Wait a second...>>34737271Oh crap, you drew my awawa!Not even mad you didn't draw the dick, because that awawa is just great, I love you!>>34737292lol
>>34737359Rat memes are quite good.
>>34737356Someone’s heading to the dispensary
I’m building a system which will alert me when my roommates phones connect or disconnect from the wifi so I know when they are home or have left.Does this constitute spying?
>>34737375Why do you care?
>>34737348a dog chased me when I was a kid and now I despise them
>>34737328I can tell you’re not black, at least hispanic because that’s a level of planning and forethought which is absent from black criminals.
>>34737363I meant down the dickhole pipe. You suck it up outta there.
>>34737375Technically yes, it’s the very definition of it.
>>34737376So that he can leave his room without them seeing him
>>34737379I'm white. The friend who was driving is hispanic though
>>34737375If it's your router and you pay for the wifi, you are probably technically allowed to know which devices connect to it and when.But morally it's obviously dubious.
I miss her
>>34737306>TWO WORLD WARSYou'd be speaking German or Russian if not for us, Lord Pencildick
>>34737397Why
>>34737399she made me happy
during the week I barely eat anything but on the weekends I eat a lot, is this healthy?
>>347373761. I don’t want to see them2. I want to practice singing without bothering them>>34737392Not my router, not my wifi, it’s supplied by the landlord. But it’s a totally unsecured router, if I wanted to be really nosey, I could set up wireshark and just inspect their packets all day, provided they’re not using a VPN.
>>34737401Why
>>34737416>Not my router, not my wifiThen I would could it morally double dubious.
>>34737417she was cute and curious and warm and wasn't weirded out by me
>>34737423Why
Do you just google everything that comes to your mind? I do
>>34737425shut up bitch
Femanons, how long have you been boysober?
Would you rather be a burglar and steal some jewels while the Pink Panther theme song is playing or infiltrate a secret lair of some villain while the James Bond theme song is playing?
>>34737430adele is also still alive
>>34737438I had been doing so well. Years with no men but I slipped up last year and dated a guy for almost a year. I regret it. Here's hoping I don't relapse ever again.
>>34737439i don't do stealth missions.
>>34737438Never do this without medical supervision, cock withdrawal can be fatal.
>>34737439Have you ever seen the original pink panther movies from the 60s.I think I'd rather be a burglar than a spy, less chance of being killed.
>>34737431No>>34737438I don't remember.
>>34737327
>>34737448Yeah I had seen the first one. Think I saw the later ones but don't remember.
>>34737438I go on the occasional date with a guy, but keep the sexual stuff for women
>>34737451Anon…..delete
>>34737455why?
>>34737451MODSSSS
>>34737449>I don't remember.Run your finger along your bikini line and see how much dust there is.
Do you
>>34737461Do you think she doesn’t use the bathroom?
The severs are the seven chaosChaos is powerpower is enriched by the heartThe controller is the one who unifies the chaosHello there, friend, how are you?
>>34737461No dust, I bathed. But at least 3" of bush. Almost time to trim cause I'll sit on it and pull it.
>>34737430This is mainly what I use AI for
>>34735297Women who are with men who aren't independently wealthy:Are you happy? How can you be happy with a guy who has to have a job? Wouldn't it be nice if you got with a celebrity or something?I'm an extremely old virgin (38) because I can't get my head past the idea that I would need to be worth at least 9 figures for a woman to truly love me and see me as a provider and partner. If this isn't true, how do I get past thinking like this?
>>34737371>Oh crap, you drew my awawa!You're welcome! I'd never seen one before
Women, how would you feel if the guy you were dating wore a disguise and secretly worked at the same place you do?
I'm trying to figure out where I can go to get a gentle first time. I'm in my early thirties, never successfully had sex before (tried-- couldn't get it in-- boyfriend broke up). I don't have time or emotional energy for a relationship but I do have needs and... I'd like to experience what it's like before I'm old.I'm looking for suggestions that aren't tinder. It's entirely possible the answer is "nothing", but couldn't hurt to ask.
>>34737451Ok perfect Now give her a boyfriend
>>34737451Please hmu if you look like this
>>34737430Holy shit I didn’t realize we could use Google like this now. I keep forgetting that you’re supposed to talk to Google now instead of just putting in search queries
>>34737462I'm not
>>34737476I’m just going to draw myself if I do that
>>34737473my house
>>34737470I was going to post some videos, but I remembered others already have.Do you draw often?
>>34737469>Are you happy? How can you be happy with a guy who has to have a job? Wouldn't it be nice if you got with a celebrity or something?1. Celebrities have jobs. In fact, their jobs are usually their whole lives, and their lives are constantly controlled by PR and public perception concerns. 2. Most people have to work. That's the way of life.3. If a guy isn't working, he'd better be doing something productive and constructive with his life, because there's nothing less sexy than a man with no ambition, no urge to challenge himself, no goals or mission in life. For most men, work gives them an easy one to present. Work also gives them security, because if the ground goes out underneath their feet, they have the experience and skill to pick themselves up from that. People born with a silver spoon in their mouths and never have to work a day will struggle if that happens.I'd be less worried about whether you're worth nine figures and more worried about whether you look good, dress sharp, speak well, and have interests and hobbies that you can actually connect with other people over and not just clobber them over the head with your obsessions.
>>34737473If you don't want to lose it on a one night stand off tinder or whatever, you'll have to get in line with the rest of us and find somoene for a long term relationship.
>>34737472Wouldn't apply to me apparently.
Femanons, do you want to have sex in a pool full of worms?
>>34737304>They are superficially similar to marmots or over-large pikas but are much more closely related to elephants and sirenians
>>34737495No
>>34737486I’m trying to. I’ve only been doing it regularly again for a couple weeksI bought a dip pen and am trying to learn how to use it
>>34737481SoSelf inserts have always been a thing
>>34737500Drawing is nice, never did it myself, but I think it's a nice hobby to have.Though it seems a lot of people, especially younger ones, are sticking to digital drawing nowadays.
Beat up cocks
>>34737506Armament haki on my cock breaks your bludgeoning weapon of choice
>>34737490>For most men, work gives them an easy one to present.I'm apparently not like most men because its really not. Waging didn't do anything for me, it just felt like a huge waste of time even though it was a well paying and alledgedly challenging job (consultant). Honestly I was happiest writing assignments in uni, working at my own pace coupled with constant progress. But that state inevitably comes to an end, and working academia in my country means to literally enter the mouth of hell ,so it was not an option. Now I'm jobless and just enjoying the summer, but you are right, not having a challenge since I finished uni makes me lethargic and feel like shit all the time. I'm instead chomping at the bit as to how to meet women, but I'm not really tackling that either because I spend most of my time hanging around and coping with vidya or exercise. No clue how to get a kick in my ass and what to do to get back into it. Waging is just depressing drudgery coupled with being treated like a Kindergartener by bossman. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>34737506What'd they ever do to you?
>>34737505I’ve tried digital drawing over the years but I just like using pencils and ink too muchGonna give watercolors another try soon, excited for that
>>34737504Why do you wanna see me anon. do you think I’ll be handsome
Indeed a fool am I
>>34737513Keeps up updated and post some more if you ever feel like it, ok? :)
>>34737518Thanks, I’ll ask for more critters next weekend if I’m around probably
>>34737508If you're jobless, how do you support yourself?If you want my advice on how to kick your ass in gear: go volunteer, or pick up a hobby that requires you to be someplace at a scheduled time.
>>34737515You two would look good together
>>34737522In that case, I will try to find something funky.
>>34737524How do you know what I look like anon
>>34737525>>34737522behold:https://youtu.be/W9kJKu4cpXMhttps://animaldiversity.org/accounts/Hemicentetes_semispinosus/A stridulation organ consisting of 7 to 16 specialized spines is found in both species ( H. semispinosus and H. nigriceps ). When the tips of these spines are rubbed together rapidly they produce high-frequency sounds that are thought to allow communication between members of foraging groups. These sounds might also be used as a predator warning device. Tongue clicks are used as well and may be a possible means of echolocation, but further studies should be conducted to see whether or not true echolocation is used. Chattering and/or squeaking sounds are emitted when the animal is disturbed which sometimes occurs with a low buzzing which happens when quills begin to rise as a reaction to being upset. Scent-marking has also been observed to mark territories in some individuals.
>>34737530Well ain't that a fucked up fella.
>>34737529Your webcam isn't covered
>>34737530This is a pokemon
What does male desire feel like? If a guy wants to really sleep with a specific woman what goes through the mind? Is it like "man this feel really good on my dick" or more focused on her or what?
>>34737495No thank you
>>34737538Like I want to consume her
>>34737538I mostly think about making her cum and what that would look and sound like. I think about eating her out, fingering her, making out with her and fucking her in roughly that order
>>34737538It feels like I'm constantly too far from her, even just passing by I want to hold her, grip her, remind myself that she's real. I'd like to have sex with her but it's not about making my penis feel good, it's about being as close with her as possible, it's like a moth to a flame and I want it to consume me until all of myself is in her, blurring the lines from individuals to a combined "us"Or something like that
>>34737536Alright, what do I look like
>>34737538something on the chest and belly that makes me want to grab her and squish her and touch her all over the place
>>34737545Decidedly fruity
>>34737551Bzzt wrong
>>34737552That ain't for you to decide homeboy
>>34737538I want to live with her. I want to experience some of life with her nearby. I want to physically and emotionally be near her. I don't think about sex that often which is probably weird of me, but I do think that is important as well.
>>34737545Slutty waist.
>>34737538>What does male desire feel like?Bags of coins.
"You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs."
>>34737557I’m not enjoying this
>>34737559Man the Bible was pretty gay
>>34737560Bzzt wrong
>>34737558salty? >>34737559
Fun fact: you can imagine what it would feel like to lick anything. Give it a try.
>>34737249FMany. Broke into homes, cars and boats. I was caught and arrested twice, last time I had a gun one me. But in my defense I was looking for bullets to kill myself. Spent two years in juvenile correctional facility. My time was extended after I tried to drown my bully in a bucket of dirty water lol.
>>34737561That ain't The Bible.
>>34737538Your question is areally good one, because it occurred to me that I cannot answer it. I never allowed myself to desire a woman. Perhaps that is why I have not had sex yet.
>>34737459Idk, I like it
>>34737438At least ten years.But hey, I've finally discovered I may be able to find a way to speed-run against my vaginismus! So I'm celebrating that.
>>34737541>>34737542>>34737544>>34737556>>34737558>>34737570
>>34737566
>>34737582Memes like this are exactly why these bitches think they're so high and mighty
My ear is ringing disruptively loudly
Do you remember being in class in about the 4th grade and the teacher handing out a pink liquid in a cup, accompanied by some weird tests?
>>34737595No.
>>34737595All I remember is penis inspection day
WomenIs there a difference to you between a guy befriending you for a relationship and a guy befriending you and then discovering he wants a relationship with you?
Everything outside of rape is safe horny
MenIf I'm a man, is it cringe to talk to you about my crushes, more specifically to use the actual word "crush" when describing her?Like if I'm "oh bro I saw my crush the other day and blah blah blah", or is this gay shit for girls?
E gracas a deusQue o seu amorNao me fez tao malE a gente sem encontra em outro carnavalO mundo e tao pequeno afinal
>>34737595Not the weird tests but I remember fluoride day in elementary school. Those pills that would stain your teeth pink if you didn't brush, and the UV light they'd bring in to show you why it's important to wash your hands.
>>34737614Yeah it happens but if you don't make a move or anything you get called a fag after a while
>>34737614MGenerally during/after you graduate college you pretty much stop using the word 'crush' and you start referring to your crushes as "<x> girl" where <x> is a distinguisher, e.g. "psychology girl" from your psych class. "Gym crush" is basically the only universal exception for this.
>>34737618thisIt's also why most guys don't talk about their crushes to their friends unless they actually want to make a move or be peer-pressured into it. There were times in uni where I told my friends I was into a girl just so they'd put on more pressure for me to not chicken out of talking to her. It's an accountability thing.
>>34737588Tinnitus. See an audiologist.>>34737610Yes.
>>34737614>or is this gay shit for girls?This one
>>34737610Yeah
Pretty girl. Lovely woman
>>34737580Dumb advice. Thankfully I went to therapy and fixed myself instead of listening to garbage like this.
>>34737610Yes.
Facebook mom ass post
>>34737610Sort of? The determining factor to me is whether he is actually my friend or not. I won't tolerate a guy lying in wait until I'm either single or vulnerable before he tries to take advantage. I'm also not naive enough to think most of my male friends wouldn't jump at the opportunity to sleep with or date me.
>>34737632Not fucking reading all that shit you watch way too much porn bro
In my next life I want to wander through the forest in search of something I don't know I'll find
>>34737632F. Damn, I'm only allowed to pick one?
>>34737634you sound raped
>>34737632Hunger Conversion
>>34737632Visualization.*using it like a stamina gauge and letting it decrease, then starting back up again*
>>34737638you can do that in this one.
How do you respond to a woman's reason to move on was because she could not compete with my friends and life progression commitments that were set to a deadline by her at the time?
>>34737644Form your own opinions and name.
>>34737647There are no forests left to wander through and nothing to search for
>>34737652i found a crashed airplane once.
>>34737654That's not what I mean
>>34737648What?
>>34737656oh
>>34737632Can't, too busy reading non-pervert comics.
>>34737663>I'm a whore what should I doIdk, slut.
London, Tokyo, New York city
>>34737657Sorry I am just as confused so it may not be clear, we previously only had each other, majority of my time was dedicated to be with and support them, but I needed to make network connections to get a career and push life into the next stage. I guess that sudden shift in availability was interpreted as better off without. But it feels like a convenient excuse to discard, so I thought to ask the other gender here.
>>34737663Sounds like you have a reputation and someone told her about it.
I'm so bored of life man when's this shit gonna end
>>34737666>that were set to a deadline by her???
>>34737673yeah like an ultimatum with a due date, it was a deadline because she felt the clock ticking for life milestones I suppose? Anyway I didn't reach that arbitrary date that I didn't know other than it was within the next year (it was valentines day). I got the job a month later in March but it was too late heart broken then.
>>34737677I mean, it’s a pretty chill way for her to go about it in fairness to her. She didn’t pressure you or get mad at you, she just had a standard of what she wanted from a person, and it turned out you’re not it.
Honesty this summer's heat wasn't as bad as the last one. At least not that I remember.
>>34737681>no pressure or get mad at youha! it is something awful to put on a cared one
>>34737677You're still not explaining this stuff in a way that someone who doesn't already know what you're talking about can easily understand. I get that you're trying to keep it brief but I can't give you anything useful based on what you're giving me.
>>34737614>>34737619I use the word "interest", the word "crush" just carries too much childish investment, I guess
>>34737684Sounds like she just wanted him to at least appear to be on a trajectory toward a career, marriage and children.
>>34737677sounds dumb
Would you date a woman who has autistic mental problems?
>>34737691Yeh
Women would you date a man with brain damage that very rarely makes him insanely violent and aggressive at random times for no reason for a short bout of time but he's otherwise perfect
>>34737691That she isn't seeing a therapist for? No.
>>34737691Possibly.
>>34737691What kind of autistic mental problems
Autism in men is ick?
>>34737700Yeah
>>34737691depends on how annoying it is
Suicide :D
>>34737691no
>>34737688that was the goal, i kept on track a year since starting the career, have savings for a down payment ( a big pressure by them to get, in hindsight being house crazy before being together properly is a big warning sign, was I only there to provide for half a mortgage?), skills and financial growth... just no one to share it with now. oh well time goes on and where you pour your heart doesn't always return.
men, i just got a new tarot deck and i need to put it through some reps. just bathed it in smoke and shuffled, ask me some questions and i'll tell you what the cards have to say!dont take anything too seriously, young decks aren't as wise as old ones.
My gf calls me bro and dude, is this normal?
>>34737703I know an autistically woman who owns a small business who will sometimes try to be "quirky" and entertain customers in a fake British accent. I find it annoying because it sounds like she's trying to make fun of someone or mock whoever she's speaking to her but in her autism brain, it's just entertainment.
Watched some of the live action lilo and stitch and holy shit if you actually take your children to see this garbage over sliding a dvd of the original in for them you should have cps called on you
>>34737669she was in another town, we had no mutuals.
>>34737711Is there any specific sort of format or type of question that should be posed? As in, should yes/no questions be avoided, how/why questions be avoided, etc
>>34737711How will my trip next month be?
>>34737712i mean i havent dated, but i probably would do the same.
>>34737711will I have a good day tomorrow?
>>34737716open ended questions do best, things that can be interpreted creatively. think the opposite of a magic 8 ball.
>>34737711how will we do?
>>34737711Will I get laid by the end of this year? And will the person I get laid by be important in my life (not necessarily as a partner). It's been a while, but the last person I remember sharing a decent fuck with became an important person in my life in a non-romantic/non-sexual way later.
>>34737711What sort of life will she and I live together; is there hope for something more than what we have now?
>>34737717page of wands. upright. its almost on the nose, this card is about beginning journeys and preparing to face new seasons in life. your trip will be a good one, full of fresh experiences and ideas that will challenge and inspire you.
>>34737726god, I hope so
>>34737719nine of wands, reversed. tomorrow is going to be an uphill battle, and you may feel trapped by habits that seem unbreakable. do your best to muddle through. there's always a chance for a brighter day in the future.
I remember when I was 18 or 19 I was at the thrift store with my mom. I don't know what we were looking for but she found this brown sports jacket that she wanted me to try on. And when I looked at myself in the mirror I couldn't help but see a little boy in daddy's suit. I guess I still am one.
>Foids in their shitposting rigs whenever a man tries to get a little sympathy.
Would you do some sex with a transgender?
>>34737732I'd squeeze her boobers
>>34737728Thanks anonHmmdidnt i talked to you earlier on a certain other board?
I miss him
>>34737732IT'S BULLY TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvIKV61Jb7s
>>34737738Who
>>34737722ace of pentacles. reversed. not well, i'm afraid; something is coming, and it's not the best. upright this speaks to new growth and a promising future, but reversed speaks of spoiled crops, delays and lack. yikes.
>>34737711Thanks for offering. Am I gonna hear from that girl again this year?
>>34737714I heard they completely changed what Jumba and Pleakley get up to in the remake.Lilo & Stitch is probably one of their best films, like top five easy. Wish they didn't remake it
>>34737741Fuck you
>>34737745nta but if you don't like the reading of this future just slip into another timeline Anon
>>34737745ur ded get owned
>>34737711How will my pursuit of art end. Will I be proud or forever disappointed. Or something else
>>34737738Whom
>>34737711What will happen if I go partying by myself today?
>>34737752Will I be famous? Will I be rich? Whatever will be will be, que sera sera.....
>>34737705Is this kitten poster? Anyway, femanons help her out would you
>>34737744It’s just horribly made. Major reoccurring point, stitch can’t touch water. First thing he does when he lands on earth is bathe in a punch bowl and fart. And the actors / scripts are shit, the pacing is wack, it’s all tell no show, and the girls who bully Lilo are never shown saying their lines because they have to voice them over because they were incapable of finding kids to say three words. A lot of the adults are voiced over too, they just cut a bunch of dialogue in post
>>34737712Yeah
>>34737723this is a definitive question and so less reliably answered; i believe fortunes can only be told for potentiality. as a being with free will, it is up to you to seize or squander any opportunity, as it is for anyone else in your life to do the same, fates be damned. despite that, we have a rather straightforward reading for your two questions; king and three of pentacles, both upright. the king speaks of wealth and patience; do not rush into anything, but rather take your time to nurture what could become valuable to you. three is all about teamwork and collaboration, so it seems to me that if you play your cards (ha!) right, you will have the chance to build a deep relationship with someone this year.
>>34737711Will we marry?
I want a skelly gf
The amount of elderly and retired women I saw sunbathing that I'd also fuck is insane. But you can't just go up to them on the beach and say "hey, I've got a thing for women with wrinkles and a bit of gray in their hair, you want to come back to my Summer shack and make love?"
>>34737757How do the people making that shit sleep at night? I'm not the biggest Disney fan but it's still sad to see where they are now since the company was a national treasure for a few decades
>>34737711I don't believe in this bullshit but I will entertain it.Am I stupid?Was I derailed in life or am is my place the necessary place for someone with my stupid mind?
>>34737762Who says?
>>34737763I mean the original movie had a 9/11 reference and the creators seemed to sleep okay. Also the voice actress for the little girl was driven into a life of drug addiction and an equally deleterious addiction to rawdog sex without condoms.
>>34737763These movies have no creative initiative and you can tell
>>34737768Nigga what does that have to do with the original movie It’s still fire and will always be fire
>>34737711are the meme dumplings as good as I want them to be?
Watch she's gonna pull the fool on mine
>>34737773Maybe you'll get lucky like me and just get skipped instead of getting a bad reading
>>34737724two questions, two cards. four of wands, upright, and reversed strength. ouch.what you two share is worth celebrating. your bond makes you two greater than the sum of your persons; treasure that union. as for whether you may hope for more; struggle. you may feel anger, you may want to give up, but struggle through this. maybe one of you must be tamed, or perhaps there is some friction in your very natures, but to preserve that great union, struggle you must.
i should carry tarot cards for good luck idk what they do
>>34737736if you saw the two of pentacles, perhaps! and you're quite welcome.>>34737742reversed eight of pentacles. you may or may not, but regardless, there will be an issue. you have to drop your pretenses; stop trying to play perfect, let go of any fixation or one sided attachment. unless you can let go of narrowsighted obsession and learn to flow as things change, be natural and open, it will be bad no matter what happens next.
>>34737762You'd honestly have better luck asking women that age like that than some 20 somethings. Maybe don't mention the wrinkles tho.
>>34737779Sounds about right. Good reading!
I should just make my every decision based on tarot cards
>>34737785Might as well flip a coin
>>34737776>struggle>perhaps there is some friction in your very natures>to preserve that great unionIt sounds like I'm getting told "This is what you get and you're going to have to struggle to preserve it"
>>34737787coins are boring tarot has demonic energy
>>34737791It often does, yeah
>>34737745nyah nyah>>34737746you can't "make" anyone love you. i don't need the cards for that.>>34737752i drew two cards for this, because time may change much. two of swords reversed, four of pentacles upright. right now, you're at a decision point, overwhelmed and confused. it may be best to take a step back and not choose what to DO, but rather decide what you really want out of either choice. why would you pursue art, why wouldn't you? aim for outcome, not action. in the end, you might be seeking stability, or you might be seeking to nurture a garden of beauty that comes from within you. only you know what that piece of peace is within you, but at the end of your life, its that thing you've slowly built that you will care most for.
Stolen pics
i want a deck now wtf
>>34737797Get ones that actually look good
>>34737799idk what its called but the classic art looks really nice and not too busy
I have my period and I can feel an absolutely gigantic pimple brewing on my chin men this is your fault
>>34737782thank you!>>34737790did you expect a relationship that had no conflict? recall that the struggle comes from seeking more than whatever it is you have now; it's not shocking that ambition has a cost.>>34737760ace of cups upright, a card explicitly about love and new beginnings. start shopping for rings, anon.
>>34737802Synched
>>34737711Is it possible for me to find a gf?
>>34737803YES!!!!!!!
>>34737796are you dumb
>>34737803>did you expect a relationship that had no conflict? recall that the struggle comes from seeking more than whatever it is you have now; it's not shocking that ambition has a cost.No, it was that the second question ended with "preserve" rather than some other verb, I'm just bitching
Crazy that in America they still circumcise people.
>>34737792doesn't tarot has some relation to the goethia
FUCK
>>34737711Will next year be the year I get my foreskin back?
Can I ask for tarot if im not a moid
>>34737766well, we're all stupid, anon, and this isn't the best sort of question for the cards, but here goes. ten of pentacles reversed; are you stupid? you're in pain. you've suffered great loss; this is the reverse of a triumph at the end of a journey. have you hit rock bottom? be kind to yourself.were you derailed or are you in the right place? the star. this is a big card for you, anon; major arcana is no joke. the star is exactly what you need right now. a glimmer of hope. the promise of renewal. behind you is a bad chapter; now is the time to make a change and start a new chapter, one that can redefine you and bring back what makes you shine.
Hello anons I am contemplating the long jump
>>34737819no, get your own thing
>>34737772lol, knight of pentacles upright. a card about hard work and dedication. they'll be really tasty, but you have to not be lazy; no microwaves, use a real oven, season them, whatever it takes. they have potential but you have to bring it out of them.
why are women so sexy without really intending to be?
>>34737793That doesn't say much does it
>>34737822Maybe you have a good reason, maybe youre being a little bitch. Idk
>>34737815I may be wrong but I don't believe there's any explicitly goetic imagery in the Rider-Waite deck. I think the closest it gets is with The Magician, but he isn't depicted doing any Solomonic magic. The people who worked on it were definitely familiar with it though; A. E. Waite was in the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn.Pamela Colman Smith, the woman who illustrated the deck, would later convert to Catholicism. I find that noteworthy in light of the Biblical symbolism she employs throughout the tarot.Other tarot decks have a lot of goetic symbols. I think the Hermetic Tarot deck's magician is standing in a magic circle iirc, and I believe the Secret Seal of Solomon is shown on one of its cards as well.
>>34737828Dis
>>34737828Furry side
>>34737828I am not a woman. Why are you asking this question to me? Stop trying to communicate Morse code to me through the street lamps. I won’t let you steal my kidney, I won it fair and square.
>>34737785i like to pull one in the mornings and if i pull death i call in sick>>34737807anon they fucking killed you im sorry this ten of swords means defeatto interpret it in a non-meme way; you're never going to find love when you let yourself feel unloveable. defeated. you've given up, so of course you never win; you're going to need to do a lot of internal work to turn this around. first... stand up.
>>34737836*sigh* why
Tarot only works when people I like get cards I want them to get. If they get a card I don't want them to have the prediction is null and void.
>>34737824Got one anyway
>>34737825oh, my dearnot your best read, but thank you
>>34737808congrats!!>>34737810well, preserve whatever it is you wish to gain that you dont have already. either way. best fortunes to you.>>34737818nine of swords upright; a card about anxiety and lack of control. seems unlikely, anon.
>>34737842The next level is being able to just give the advice they need to hear regardless of what card was pulled and finding a way to apply it to the card.
>>34737842Tarot cards always work for me because whatever they tell me is what I make happen.
>>34737819yea i dont care>>34737845hey, i'm no expert. that's why i'm practicing!
>>34737849This is why you ask your questions vaguely so that they don't tell you not to bone your sister
>>34737847Who’s the goblin looking ass in the right corner? Why did this art look like shit?
>>34737856she got the furry deck
>>34737856He's a skeleton without a jaw wearing a crown made of nine swords.
>>34737856That's just Wolnir vro
>>34737779>if you saw the two of pentacles, perhaps! and you're quite welcome.Ah yeah it was you, well anyway nice deck i like the art in them a lot
>>34737711Will I ever talk to her again?
>>34737859Terrible depiction then because it just looks like a goblin with a giant head but a recessed jaw
>>34737865This is your suicide note isn't it?
>>34737866I looked a little closer at it and honestly you're probably right my b. It's some weird creature
>>34737865Terrible taste in anime also possibly a pedophile
>>34737839Fucking kek maybe there is something to this shit
>>34737865Nothing scream millennial-core like a decorative skateboard deck. It comes off as the very millennial brand of extremely smug but also extremely insecure. They want to display art and outwardly project an image of success (please god look at my possessions) but they also need to make as nonchalant as possible lest they be mocked for accidentally being an authentic human.It’s very sad.
>>34737847A late question: Will I finally have sex within this year?
>>34737877You've somehow managed to be more annoying than that guy.
I love mid women
>>34737865I am calling the cops
>>34737856i think all the phantoms including the weird skeleton is meant to be kinda like nightmares. see how she's crying in bed? i like the art a lot personally.>>34737864king of wands reversed. if you speak to her, it won't be without a change. the way things are between you now isn't working, but acting impulsively will only make things worse. a slow change is the only way for things to progress, if they can at all.
>>34737880If you do actually like skateboarding then that’s fine. I’m speaking in more general terms.>>34737884What do your insides look like? Want to find out together?
>>34737873sorry lolokay last fortune >>34737881nine of cups upright. yeah man probably. as with any case of desire, you must seize what you want, be clear with intentions and pursue dilligently, but this card speaks of luck and satisfaction. go get lucky!
>>34737893Well, this card expresses exactly as I feel. I lowkey wanted a card that says a girl will just hop on my dick, but as I said no to any who tried that in the past its my turn to put in some effort. Thanks!
>>34737885Why does she look bogged
Men, can you ask a question?
>>34737897Because she is mid
Why is every sofia/sophia always cute
>>34737900Okey dokey.
>>34737900Ok I will try
>>34737900Why don't you leave forever?
>>34737904
>>34737907Why
Women, what are some OPs that would appeal to women more?
>>34737911Some what
>>34737911some what
>>347379192Idk what you're supposed to be. A maid?
>>34737921Faggot
>>34737915>>34737918OP, Original Poster, Original Post >>34735297The thread opener
I cannot stand it
>>34737921From whatOh jeeze, you're thirst trapping.
>>34737930Wat
>>34737911Probably wholesome family pics. Realistic femcel+incel couplesNot just diagrams.
WomenWhat is to love with all your strength and being?If I love you with all my strength will you match my intensity?
>>34737940Jarvis, post the nutrition facts
>>34737940I'll just assume it's poisoned and that was bullying.
Is the Odyssey good? Anyone watched it?
>>34737793I'm sorry I just don't quite understand. Sure I know what I want. Focusing on outcome not action has been my problem.
Men, if the next thing you grabbed in the room your in replaced your penis, what are you grabbing?
>>34737948Peanuts for her. She's already 300% fat.
What does it feel like if you're dying?
>>34737962My penis.
>>34737967Good answer
>>34737902But you liked mid/bogged women
>>34737962Assuming I can't say penis, I have a 2x4 which I think could reshape and sand into a wooden penis.
>>34737960MI havent and shan't
>>34737839>pull death i call in sickkek based
>>34737972*imagry of anon sandblasting and table sawing a 2x4 into a cock shape*
Girls Thoughts on physically attractive, strong, conventionally masculine survivors of female on male sexual assault?
>>34737975Not the whole thing, I would get a 12 inch cut and work from there
>>34737962Wood chair leg
>>34737976Don't have any>he didn't say
>>34737966Very sobering. Terrifying. Humbling.
>>34737987I mean physically. I want to know if I'm dying?
>>34737988Um, dude, you have at least 9 different major organs that can fail with different sets of symptoms for each.
There are three little men in my mind.
>>34737993There's only one in mine but he's always rubbernecking out of the windows when he should really focus on the road.
>>34737993. . . .
I'm a guy in my 30s, and I have literally no idea what a loofah is used for.
>>34738007I'm also a guy in my 30s. How do you wash your ass?
>>34738007Sudsing and mild exfoliation
>>34738009https://youtu.be/tnzoF61hlRs
>>34738007Scrubbin nigga
Men, how often do you wonder about the texture of a woman’s vagina, when you talk to her?
What ruin’s a pizza? (Not a specific ingrediant you don’t like)
>>34738019I don't have to wonder
>>34738020MSoggy bottomAlso, when they dont have that little table in the box
>>34738019Never, instead I think of how her boobs, tummy, love handles, ass and thighs would feel in my hands. Im maybe imagining spreading her butt cheeks and looking at her butthole while she blushes in embarrassment.
>>34738019I think about how her armpits smells
>>34737969Yes, whats your point?
My cock craves pussy
>>34738019Very seldom. I have to be pretty convinced I'm going to have sex with a woman before my mind ends up going there.
>>34738019I usually wonder about the texture of her left armpit
>>34737885I also love mid women
I've watched too much porn. I don't even see naked women as sexual anymore because I've seen hours of naked women a day for basically my entire life. Not sure how or if I can even fix this.
>>34738019When I'm attracted to a woman, the first things I tend to fantasize about are how her legs, ass, tummy and tits feel in my hands. I'll wonder what her tits and pussy look like. I don't tend to wonder what it'd feel like to be inside her unless I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with her.
Are men with PTSD weapons to be used until they die? What other use do freaks with PTSD have?
Women, did the "if you love me you will do x sexual thing for me" ever worked on you?
>>34738033You have to stop for a long time.
>>34738033Start jerking off to your imagination until you can get hard on command
>>34738036No.
>>34738031Based, she kinda reminds me of caroline asmr (but not as cute)
Anybody else lonely on the internet
>>34738041No
Have you ever used a perfumed soap that made your pubic area super itchy?>>34738020>Too much topping>Under cooked doe>Dead yeast
>>34738020Too much sauce. >>34738036Nah. The pushy bf never got anal, next guy did though.
>>34738044I used shampoo for a while without the conditioner and then I thought "Why not also conditioner too?"
>>34738050Did it itch afterward?
>>34738048Like liquid sauce, that make it soggy?
>>34738052Yeah, because it was scratchy stiff hairs and not soft and silky like now.
Men, can you move your erect penis on comend?Can you chose which direction to move it toward?
>>34738056Up
Women when you’re just chilling with a penis in your vagina, do you feel it when the penis start giving little kicks?
This guy won.You guys can too, right?
>>34738062Yep. I can feel your pulse in it too.
>>34738056I can make it wag left and right like a dogs tail
>>34738041Kind of but it's the only place where I can be what I want to be
>>34738064Didn’t like 1 billion people saw his video?That’s like 500 millions women who knew his face and story.Out of 500million women, of course one of them was going to find him attractive.I do not want to be famous.
>>34738064He appears to be about a head taller than his lady
>>34738066How can you feel my pulse in your vagina? I’ve never even met you!
>>34738053It can make it soggy but that's not my main reason for disliking it it's a ratio problem
>>34738070Bottle for the baby, milkers for him only!
>>34738062Lil bit
>>34738056I can lift it a bit, yeah.
>>34738073Nah fuck off if you can naturally breastfeed you should
There are three men in my mind and they are not friends. That's the wrong label for them. Brothers perhaps. Bound to share a home regardless of how they feel.
I really wish there was a general ask questions thread. My problems aren't relevant to gender, but I never feel they're significant enough to deserve their own thread
>>34738076Yeah, I bet he get’s breastfed all the time!
Wish I was hugging a woman instead of a pillow
>>34738079Just ask here it really doesn't matter
>>34738036That is so icky and would be an insta breakup for me.
>>34738056I can only move it up, you do it quick over and over and it looks like its dancing I guess
>>34738086I can only move it left and down
back from the party!
>>34738092Time to show tits
I am a bug
many a people said i was pretty
>>34738099Why would they just say that? Sounds like something your aunts would say, what's the context?
Men with PTSD have no purpose besides being used as weapons.
>>34738031>>34737885mid is the peak
>>34738102these two girls and a guy said i was the coolest person and so pretty and wanted my number
>>34738099I guess you covered the dips wellwere they female or male? because girls dont mean it when they say it
>>34738064people win the lottery too
>>34738106mid girls deserve the world
>>34738107And did you give it out?
>>34738112who else if not them
And as much as all these successes and accomplishments and places I've gotten to that he hasn't say about me, I just can't shake they feeling and that truth. That if he and I were naked in the forest there would only be one king of the jungle.
>>34738104Those nigga flop on the ground like fish at the sound of fireworks tf you gonna be fighting with them? Bugs on the floor?
>>34738114yed they got my insta and numver
>>34738119what a whore
>>34738119Bow Chicka Wow Wow
the jewess is drunk, should we be mean or should we be nice
Lets be nice like always
Gay anal sodomy?
>>34738125That made me giggle, good joke
im going to slep good night night aninymoses
whered everyone go..
>>34738137I was trimming my pubes
>>34738149lets see the results
>>34738137I was at churchNow im making breakfast
Went on a date with a girl on Friday night, went very well kissed a few times. I'm away this weekend so just sent her a short text yesterday afternoon to say I had a nice time. Few hours later she sent back a similar message and heart reacted mine. Then last night I saw she was gone off hinge or removed me. We'd already moved to WhatsApp 2 days earlier, should I be concerned, I feel like I should.
>>34738165Call her if you have her phone number.
lets be honestthe vagina isnt the most aesthetic part of the human bodynot even close
>>34738137I was trying to sleep to fix my sleep schedule but alas
>>34738165Why? You think she decided youre endgame?
She has tugged on your penis.That is how she knows.
>>34738019I wonder what it looks like if she shows me her whisker biscuit!
>>34738217The Taylor Swift song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfnCAmr569k
When you gonna realizeIt was just that the time was wrong?Juliet...
>>34738243I dont know that song but I mean youre worried she is serious about dating you?
>>34738282In what fifth world shithole do you live?
>>34735306that's a shit test
>>34738290"Shit Tests" are an incel/chud meme, not a real thing.
>>34735359girls clearly date a lot of guys who don't wipe. a lot of the guys who do are single.
>>34738292Those men were not sodomised appropriately so that their feces would be wiped on the head and shaft of another man's cock.
>"Shit Tests" are an incel/chud meme, not a real thing.Being dumped by women for failing their tests is a real thing. Being replaced with men who also fail the same tests, but give a different experience and do sex differently is also a real thing.
Why is wanting to serve and please other seen as a bad thing? I want someone I can make happy.
>>34738064won a virtue signaller who seeks clout and has 50 backups ready.
>>34738176Nah I'm gonna text her on Monday, she knows I'm away for the weekend anyway. I'll know then if the text doesn't get sent properly.>>34738217The options are, she unmatched and blocked me on WhatsApp. She unmatched on the app because she's fine just using WhatsApp. She deleted her account. I thought the date went well, she was yawning a bit as it was late and I asked if she wanted to go home and she was insistent that we'd go for another. Kissed and had a nice time. Responded to my text the next day. Would find it weird that a few hours later she would block me.
>>34738311Cant you tell if she has you blocked on Whatsapp?
>>34738311>I asked if she wanted to go home and she was insistent that we'd go for another. Kissed and had a nice time. >Responded to my text the next day. Would find it weird that a few hours later she would block me.You wouldn't be the first.
>>34738312You can if they either have a profile pic or status and it changes, but she didn't have either. >>34738315Yes that's probably true. I am leaning towards this angle
>>34738302Because it's apparently a sign of being submissive.
>>34738282It's not, stop reading porn
>>34738311many such casesthe way this usually goes is;>foid likes boy>foid discusses boy with other women>other women go "ewwwwwwww">foid gets the ickcrabs, bucketsso it goes
Do you block ugly people on social media, reddit or whatever so you don't see their faces and bodies ever again?Can also just be filtering on 4chan.Because I know I fucking do and sometimes I wish it was possible IRL, but oddly enough their displayed ugliness doesn't irk me as much there, probably because they can't really be helped just having to go out to do shit. Whereas posting your ugly mug, hands, belly etc. online is a fucking choice.
>>34738322Is submissiveness by itself a bad thing? Or is dominance by itself a good thing?
>>34738328"When we hate someone we are hating something that is within ourselves, in his image. We are never stirred up by something that does not already exist within us"
>>34738302>Why is wanting to serve and please other seen as a bad thing?Up to a point, it's not. If you devote your life to helping others, most people regard that as very admirable. But there's an important difference between wanting to help, and wanting to serve. Wanting to be subordinate to someone is usually an unhealthy way of dealing with past trauma. For example, maybe you had a parent who was capricious and distant; as a child, you fell into a pattern of desperately trying to please them, but nothing you did was ever good enough, and you never got the affection you needed. That can lead to the same pattern repeating in later life: constantly trying too hard to get someone to like you, and also being drawn to people who are distant and capricious, because it feels familiar, and it's a pattern that you naturally settle into. If that's the case, there are much healthier ways to deal with the earlier trauma than simply trying to repeat it. And being a "people pleaser" causes all kinds of practical problems, like taking on far more than you can actually handle, and ending up disappointing everyone, or neglecting your own needs because you're too focused on other people's.
>>34738330Apparently.
I have a nice dick why women don't want me
Gender. How do you feel about Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan being arrested in Miami for extradition to the UK? (They're charged with rape, human trafficking, assault, and child porn offences).
>>34738334A well-crafted response.
>>34738339MDon't care about them. I hope they lock them up so I have to stop listening to all the retarded bullshit that surround them.
>>34738235True!
>>34738302I think it starts becoming a bad habit, when it starts to hurt you.
>>34738334>or neglecting your own needs because you're too focused on other people'sNTA, is that so bad? My needs are basic and my tolerance for discomfort is extraordinary.
>>34738351NTAAs much as you like helping others, I think your own basic needs should come first. If you think you have them covered go ahead, but I don't think losing yourself in the needs of others or experiencing discomfort is good either.
>>34738351>NTA, is that so bad?It's disastrous. You end up with such a severe case of burn-out that you're no longer capable of doing anything for anybody.
>>34738356If I've gone a long time without something, is it even a "need" anymore?>>34738367Well I'm still helpful for now. Idk when the burnout is supposed to kick in and how it manifests.
>>34738368>Idk when the burnout is supposed to kick in and how it manifests.By the time you figure that out, it will be too late.
State gender and how often you masturbate.
>>34738371M<1 per day
>>34738368>If I've gone a long time without something, is it even a "need" anymore?Yes, you always have needs. But sometimes you can bury them without knowing, ignore them or repress them. Frog in boiling water, yadda yadda. >Idk when the burnout is supposed to kick in and how it manifests.For me it manifests in resentment, feeling that nothing I do changes anything, smothering any kind of passion or skill that I once had.Wanting to help others is not bad and I don't want to meddle, but from what you say, I'd encourage you step back and explore your situation and motivations a bit.
>>34738371MDepends. When I'm not horny, once every two or three days. When I'm horny, around three times a day.
>>34738371>State gender and how often you masturbate.M. Basically never, these days, because I'm an old man and I don't have any sex drive to spare. When I was a teenager, twice a day was quite normal.
>>34738371FI generally do it daily, unless I'm really busy and have no free time at all. It's fun to come up with scenarios and such for my fantasies. Most of the time, I think of fictional characters, which also ends up strengthening my feelings for those characters (Kagamine Len is absolutely a favourite of mine).
>>34738379Out of curiosity, do you orgasm every time? I heard not many women do when they masturbate.
>>34738371MDepends on what I’m up to. I usually abstain whenever I’m on vacation, but when I’m home I tend to do it three times a week on average. Sometimes I’ll go two or three times in one day if I feel like it.
>>34738351>My needs are basicYou say that now, but eventually it will come back to bite you. For instance, what kind of music do you like? If you're the kind of person who doesn't even know what music they like, because they only ever listen to what someone else wants to listen to, then that's a whole side of you that you never have a chance to explore or express. Similarly, if you don't know what you enjoy doing, or what kind of places you like to go, or what sort of food you enjoy, because you only ever do what someone else wants to do, go where they want to go, or eat what they want to eat, then increasingly you're barely a person at all, just a biological machine. And ultimately you will not be happy living like that. Twenty years from now you'll be miserable and hollow and thinking "Who the hell am I?"
>>34738380The vast majority of the time, I do. I find it frustrating to not go all the way.
>>34738380>I heard not many women do when they masturbate.NTA but you heard wrong. Women orgasm from masturbation way more easily than they do from sex.
>>34738387Thats because women hate men
>>34738386Good then, give yourself one for me.>>34738387Maybe. Just want to be pedantic and say that even if they orgasm from masturbation more easily than they do from sex, that doesn't say anything about how often they orgasm from masturbaion.
>>34738282>so many men tell me their fond memories of seaside Summer holidaysWhy did you delete?
Foids are back from their weekend plappies. Welcome home, queens.
music is good todayyyy
>>34738118>Dis kneegar neva seent happy tree friends award
Women, did you ever meet a guy like this >>34734793
>>34738401>implying I have had sex at least once this year
>no nut in months>wake up kind hard>stroke it a little too much>oh shit!>shoot ropes all over myself>big ass rope nearly hits my face>sprays all over the walldamn
>>34738408Fairly different. Different sizes and textures. Different shaped labia feel different too.
Women, how much smut was in the last book you read?
>>34738339Put them in UK jail forever for thought crimes if you can. I don't want to hear about them ever again.
>>34738411No
>>34738413*visuslising >him doing that*
>>34738419You haven't met Charlie yet
>>34738422True, but I don't think he's that autistic. I think you guys give yourself ptsd with porn.
Is having sex with a woman degrading her?
>>34738412Seems like that's your fault
>>34738415Zero. It was Lovecraft's short stories anthology
>>34738415The ultimate female sexual fantasy really is just being BLACKED
>>34738430No it's not
foidwhy are you a fat fuck?
>>347384150%
Anons why do the horny dreams persist despite my period coming? Before they usually came before it started.
Women, what do I have to do for you to decide to surprise me with lingerie by your own volition?
>>34738433Having sex with animals is literally more appealing than fucking a black guy
>>34738445My anon lives to far away for it to be affective.
>>34738446F?
I had no fibre yesterday.
>>34738439antipsychotics>>34738415the smallest amount, but I don't read particularly smutty books>>34738371f, last time would have been in april
>>34738450why are you on antipsychotics
>>34738451because I hear voices and have delusional thoughts about people being out to get me
>>34738452o
>>34738444It's the weather. Air pollution = horny. This is your future now.
Chat, is this real?
>>34738446Yes but ultimately it's being defiled by an exotic entity that your own tribe can't produceNot literally a black guy but spiritually one
>>34738435How is it not?
>overwhelmingly moid atoga hours>complete utter unusable dogshitUUUUUUGH
I've seen women that look like this and they're pure sexo.>>34738456Yes. Women are evil.
>>34738444>he's wearing his>my periodSo what are your pronouns?
>>34738458It's moid's job to do the approaching
GenderAre we cooming, or are we dooming?
I would never approach a woman
>>34738466Not really. That's the biggest bullshit lie of the PUA grifters when they were popular, you retard. As if Mystery ever needed tactics to get females when he's tall and handsome. Bitches hover around the guys they like or ask them stupid questions constantly to get their attention. That sort of thing usually starts happening to Chads around middle school, so they get to build their confidence off of that.
>>34738475Who the fuck is Mystery
>>34738478I'm pretty sure that's the ur-PUA guy who wore the big furry hat. I think he was on tv for a bit?
>>34738478Godfather of PUA and the inventor of the Mystery Method. Don't pretend you don't know him when you brought up approaching lol
Activate: Monkey Mode
>>34738469f, dooming big time
>>34738480PUAs didn't invent talking to women, you know.Also, if the women do all those things you mentioned, its still on the man to say "hi" and initiate the actual flirt. thats "approaching".And lastly, even non-autistic guys are fucking terrible at even registering the stuff women do to hit on guys. And even if you do know, its still ambigous with quite the margin for error.So its good advice to go for it if in doubt.
My family wanted to hang out today but I’m staying home. I kinda feel like a dick but I see these people every week, often multiple times a week
>>34738456Are you reposting what i posted here yesterday? That's a years old event.
>>34738469Repressing the coom
https://youtu.be/ql-s-bvikaMAre grown men allowed to learn how to skateboard or am I just asking to get all my bones turned to powder
>>34738475Girls have been doing that to me since middle school , and I am a virgin at 35. If you don't do anything, its irrelevant.
>>34738484>thats "approaching".It's really not if the bitch already gave you IOIs. Atoga has been telling men to approach random bitches for years with no context. I always called it out as retarded advice.
Honestly I just don't feel like spending time with girls 2bhOther than making cum, what they do for me?Make me spend all my money and bitch about not being chad?
>>34738501If you don't get off on bullying and insulting them, women aren't for you
>>34738499Yes, because waiting for IOIs is a noob trap. First off its not really reliable, theres times when you are wrong and the girls isn't actually into you. You will still get rejected.Secondly, inexperienced guys will often be unable to tell entirely.Thirdly, and that was may problem, you will most likely be too anxious to do anything once it happens, because strong IOIs are not something you get thirty times in a day, even as a tall model guy. So its a good idea to go and cold approach a bunch of girls so you become less inhibited and its easier to act when you do get an invitation.
>>34738456i dont even know what guys want anymore
>>34738456Probably a born psycho or sociopath. Some women are evil, not all.
>>34738444>Anons why do the horny dreams persist despite my period coming? Before they usually came before it started.I get weird or nightmare dreams anon. Maybe it's because you're young. Have you tried drinking chamomile and or ginger tea
>>34738502I do wish to be a girl instead 2bhLife on tutorial mode, everyone kisses your ass and worships the ground you walk onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lf_fE3HwA
>>34738519>young
>>34738521NTAI'm a woman who was abused and bullied by mostly men and boys growing up. You're retarded and delusional.
I do get off on bullying and insulting women
>>34738524>>34738521women live perfect lives and if i were to be a woman i would be jerking off all the time with my 500 lesbian partners t. i know because i am a man
>>34738521Other girls/women will gossip, bully and make you feel different if you are awkward and don't interact a lot.
Women500 lesbian partners or 1 billionaire werewolf partner?
>>34738521You have chosen the path of the troon. Are you certain? Y/N
>>34738521Idk about being a girl but I am jealous of lesbians because they seem happier and have more intimate relationships than men never can have
>>34738524That doesn't happen to most girlsI know I would be smart enough to avoid bad men and pick a good husband for myselfI just wish to be a girl and know what it's like to have people enjoy having me around and wanting to talk to me... it sucks being a man, you have no idea
>>34738521Yeah i know. The final form of the blackpill incel is a troon.>everything is easier for women>this means i must become oneI won't grant much to the "men are the victims" people. There's some truth to what they're saying, but i don't want to troon out like you.
>>34738533damn you just fucking said skill issue to her LOL
Love that guy
Is Korra a troon? Would explain a lot
Anyone know a recipe that is delicious but healthy and easy to make and has protein and doesn’t use a million dishes? Money is no object Thanks
>>34738538Thank you :)
>>34738524>who was abusedUnless you had bruises on your face i never want to hear shit from any girl saying she was “abused”.
>>34738536It'd be a skill issue for him if he was born a girl.
>>34738539Lesbians like her are spiritual trannies, but they chose the more noble path of accepting their biology instead of mutilating themselves. They are still very, very annoying though.
>>34738545What about emotional abuse?
>>34738531>>34738534I never said I want to be a troon, stop projecting your own thoughtsI wish to be a real biological girl who's able to get pregnant... not a troon that will go bald at 30 or insane from meds
Women in dating apps don't like my profile but I don't want to go take a bunch of performative selfies or have strangers photograph me at the club with them so it's mug shot selfie only
>>34738552Subjective intentionally vague catch all deployable victim status handy excuse for your own emotional failings later in life
>>34738554wtf
>>34738545There are different kinds of abuse. For example, her father made her vote for a candidate she didn't like.
>>34738559so if a kid's dad screams at them all the time does it count or nah
>>34738554>I wish to be a real biological girl who's able to get pregnant... not a troon that will go bald at 30 or insane from medsFunny how that's exactly what a troon would say. Anon, say "i am a girl" instead of "i want to be a girl".
>>34738552Attention-seeking horseshit
moids are extra crabby today and also trans
>>34738562Lol no
>>34738567Like my dating profile
>>34738568woudln't that fuck up the kid's brain and turn them into an avoidant autist
>>34738567It's a legit thing to do. When a certain species of male fish can't get laid, they change their gender.This guy wants to do the same thing.
>>34738567I'm not cutting my dick off but what are we supposed to do? Everyone hates us for sins we didn't commit and everyone is committed to pushing men out of the workplace
>>34738579What is your objective when you play victim like this
>>34738574Any time anything bad happens to you as a kid you are forever traumatizedBack in nature before the evil capitalism took over, kids lived in bubbles and nothing bad ever happened to them
are women superior online?
>>34738574Yeah everyone else is the is the cause of you being a failure in life huh
>>34738587It's so bizarre that people who otherwise champion equal rights or pretend to say shit like this still
>>34738583Coping before I eventually kill myself within the next 5 years
>>34738448Yes>>34738457Except we domesticated dogs, pigs, horses, and cows. You could never do that with a black man. It's akin to trying to tame a shark. It knows nothing else and is incapable of anything else.
>>34738586Online and offline kid.
>>34738587i thought it would be mostly the parent's fault.
>>34738592You don't domesticate vampires or minotaurs
>>34738589Tf? The people who “champion equal rights” are allergic to personal accountability.
>>34738597Always blaming anyone else except yourself
imagine if atoga was like this all the time
why does depression exist
>>34738600Vampires and minotaur are practically human anyways.
>>3473861290%
>>34738567Its another weekend of not having sex. The male PMS mood if you will.
>>34738613Brain got too many parts shits bound to fail
>>34738590How old are you? Is your problem that you can't get laid?
>>3473861930No
I wanna see her spread her wings in the sun. My angel
>>34738620What is the problem
>>34738609okay i'm sorry that 8 year old me wasn't able to talk back to a 40 yo scrote
>>34738623Life sucks and I want off this ride
I have become a meme.My Sunday dinner as a man in his 30s has been frozen chicken tendies.
>>34738579You are so fucking insufferable.>>34738620>30Holy shit, get a fucking grip and stop being mentally 14.
Being single at 30 sucks
>>34738626The only one to blame for you being a complete and utter failure is yourself.
>>34738631It's just the truthOlder I get the more I realize men have been more and more cucked for the future and I just want off this ride man
>>34738439I think my liver isn't processing fats based on my dna test. That or endometriosis or colon problems. I'm going to start L-cartanine and mct oil.
>>34738636Yep nothing to do with the 12 Baconators plus fries plus soda every day. Its the uhhh liver. Or something.
>>34738627Life does suck. Why does your life suck?
Won't you die tonight for love?
Your gender Are you watching the big game today brah?
>>34738643No, I just want spain to lose
>>34738642Be more specific
>>34738643MNo I have to work
>>34738641I'm poor and just want to die
>>34738647But are you poor in an employed or NEET way
>>34738643MI'm spaniard, so yes.
>>34738651I am spaniard today too. Because i support uefa teams.I can keep spamming this stupid image if spain wins.
>>34738650Poor in an employed wayI'm working 70 hours a week just to afford an apartment
>>34738653Yeah, i get it then. I won't get mad at your corpse if you kys.I am also poor but currently getting away with underemployment. I can enjoy the summer to some extent.
>>34738652>we europeans
>>34738656What are you, a Paraguayan diplomat?
>>34738653>I'm working 70 hours a week just to afford an apartmentHow tf does that work. How is it legal to work that much, and how low is your wage? Do you have some three bedroom luxury apartment?
>>34738659Maybe he lives in some urban hellhole
this is peak relationship performance but you foids arent ready for this convo
hello anons, did you sleep well?
>>34738660I live in a civilized area and can afford my apartment from neetbux or a part time job no problem.
>>34738652He is not wrong. Only Argentina is a threat from South America and they are done once Messi retires. They will be just like Brazil is now for another 30 years.
>>34738661JH is ready
>>34738666Yes and with consistent referees i don't think argies make it to the final this year.
>>34738661Did JH post this?
>>34738665You in the USA? People cry about usa not having enough welfare, but they actually have a lot of it.
>>34738671Hell no, not american and thankful for it every day
>>34738663Hello. Yesterday was tiring, so I woke up late and had a good sleep. You?
>>34738661>pale>dark hair>sexy nails>oversexualized behaviourYeah, that's perfection.
>got invited to a pool party for the soccer thingy>i dont like soccer>dadbod, about 20 pounds overweightwill foids make fun of me?
>>34738681I'm shaped the same. No, they won't.They could already tell you're overweight and still invited you. You'll be fine.
State genderDo you aura farm when you go out with your friends?
>>34738663i actually slept so amazingly last night. i had had a long day and i ended up sleeping for 11 hours lol
>>34738668>i don't think argies make it to the final this year.…
>>34738683MI still don't understand what aura farming is, and I don't have friends
>>34738677yesterday was tiring for me too woke up 2 hours later than usual but it's sunday so it's fine>>34738685at least you had some good rest!
>>34738693This is aura farming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cji2GCbjIYA
>>34738696>2 hours later than usualnta but did you at least feel like the sleep you got was worth it? Cause sometimes when I sleep in later I feel worse then if I had just gotten up earlier.
There’s a lot systematically and structurally about the world that is against women, but it frustrates me how much easier they tend to have it socially. Even my loneliest of female acquaintances have plenty more people to chat with than my male ones.
>>34738703What goes against women in western society?
>>34738676Maybe if you were some flyover american you'd have to work 70h a week just to survive
>>34738686What i am saying is that it was rigged>>34738693It's when you increase your reputation. Rizz, izzat and so on.
Church guy who ghosted me brought a new gf today, I feel like an absolute clown
>>34738700yeah I feel rested, but I know what you mean, that usually happens when I used to sleep like 16 hours after being awake for a day or two
>>34738703Women just value friendship a lot more. I don't have friends and i don't care. Because i am male.>>34738710NOOO your only chance at getting an upstanding conservative guy gone!!!
>>34738710sucks to suckjezebel
>>34738710Why did he ghost you?
>>34738710How long did you see him before he ghosted?
>>34738710>I feel like an absolute clownOf course, you are going to church.
>>34738715Because of his parents, I've posted about him before
>>34738710>women have unironic crushes on guys who go to church and let their moms decide whom they fuck>incels still piss and moan about women having impossible standards
>>34738723To be fair I hadn't realised how much of a momma's boy he was before all that happened
Should I start going to church? How do church girls treat manlets?
I worry that I've given all the love I can to women over the years and can't ever truly love another one.
>>34738727church girls are either>reformed whores>old women>already married at 20
>>34738728I know that feelhttps://youtu.be/M3YgLNNJjMg
>>34738721>I've posted about him beforeThis is 4chan, not your blog. I dont know who you are or what you have previously posted about.
>>34738661I wish jason was short.
>>34738659NTA. I'm in eastern EU. My salary is in the top 5%. Have been working for years. Still can't afford a 51 sqm communist shoebox with one tiny bedroom and one tiny living room that looks like it had no renovation done since the Chernobyl disaster.
>>34738727No. Don't go to church. You won't escape your sin.
We all know why that freak loves Jason.
>>34738642Baby join me in death>>34738643>Are you watching the big game today brah?FYeah, it's gonna be a classic for sure. This world cup has had so many great matches, this one has a lot to live up to.>>34738710Honestly, I'm surprised it was a girl. Church going guys are usually gay.>>34738727>Should I start going to church?Not if you're not a person of faith. They can sniff out true believers but somehow can't sniff out pedophiles.
>>34738727I'm pretty sure the 80 year old ladies who go there will either be off in their dementia haze or ask you why such a nice young man doesn't have a gf while she gives you cake.
>>34738729It's a lot of single moms and old people, but some young single women go to churches too.Church attendance is still going down even though a lot of zoomers identify as religious.
>>34738710Church chad guys are still chad guys, anon. They will behave as such.
>>34738710At my church I'm basically the only one my age within a 20 year gap
>>34738727You may have a chance, my church is full of unmarried <30 yo women and there's only 1 single dude
>>34738613Theoretically it makes you good at spotting problems
>>34738746>This world cup has had so many great matchesWhich ones did you like? My favorite was norway defeating brazil. I almost cried tears of joy.
how the fuck do I cope with being matched with absolute dogshit brainlet retards in Hunt the entire fucking daythis game hates me
>>34738749Real chads don't need their parents' help to get a date
>>34738746>Church going guys are usually gay.You're one to fucking talk
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>>34738749>Church chad guysAh yes, the famed mommas boy Chad who goes to bed early on Saturday so he can hang hang out with the church grannies next morning. Explain yourself.
>>34738738My shit is far from disposable but feels disposed of. Totally depleted at the moment. I only want a woman I can't have.
>>34738743Everybody always say things like "hope it goes well" or "goodbye", rather than the more apt "I hope you face the consequences of your sins"
>>34738751What church do you go to?
