>>34735297
>>34738757MI hate the image you've chosen.
>>34738762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLt7zkO40b8Have some BEANS
its weird when you realize you're the final season of your bloodline
foidswould you be willing to wear dresses if your guy bought them for you
Does your county have a local cryptid, /atoga/? We have the Michigan Dogman
I’ve been taking Prozac, and it’s done a good job making my OCD feel a little less sticky, but I still want to kill myself pretty often. I have a girlfriend, some friends, and a job/education, but still feel like I want to go away forever. It’s selfish.
>>34738767As in medieval dresses? Yeah totally
>>34738773why do you want to kill yourself
Since there was a church discussion in the previous threat let me ask this.Your gender.Have any of you guys done irl larping and outflanking? I am not religious, but i would enjoy telling some church girl how much i love god and want blasphemers thrown in hell.
>>34738773Death takes us all in the end, don't rush it, see how the life goes first
>>34738776MI am catholic and do attend mass regularlywhats outflanking
My horrible neighbors house flooded!!!
Why do men get so nervous?
Have you ever gotten friction burn on your penis?
Men, thoughts on the great male renunciation? And would you wear stuff like pic related
>>34738782About what specifically? Women or something else?
>>34738769There's an old videogame that's all about michigan cryptids but the plot is pretty lowkey about why they exist and you can completely miss the cryptid stuff because it's not part of the main plot.
>>34738782Because in the age of social medial, a minor embarrassing moment you'd laugh off 30+ years ago could now be immortalized online and ruin your whole life, so excuse us for being cautious
>>34738767I'd prefer not to.
>>34738785too rococo for mepic related in a heartbeat tho
>>34738791
>>34738782Bullying
>>34738757I love this image. Good choice.
>>34738774Now the second question: are you a virgin without tattoos and piercings?
Why are men like this?
>>34738783yes several times.
>>34738800I guess (do earlobes count?)
>>34738801grokadoodledoo pls ssumamrryeze
>>34738783When I was a teenager, yes.
>>34738801We aren't.
>>34738803Earlobes are fine. What do you mean "you guess"? Are you a ruby or not?
>>34738767Yeah. If he had good taste and knew my size.>>34738769I think my grandpa liked comics and made up swamp dog to me about swamp thing.
>>34738801Tl;dr but is that an agp
>>34738811yes autism asexual agp
>>34738808You've posted that pic at me before
>>34738801I am sorry for being a man and for not readimg that, too many words
do flatties go to church?
>>34738813I love you.
>>34738816No. The only worship I do is in the bedroom.
>>34738819who are you worshipping?
>>34738809I'm currently obsessed with this green one
I'm still pissed off about last night, I hate Jimmy so much, especially because he reminds me of my own fuck ups in the love arena.
>>34738819Take me to church>>34738816>do flatties go to church?I do, though I'm more of a chestlet than a flattie
Women's lateral thinking makes them see connections that aren't there.
>>34738821I'm not brunette so idk if it'll go with my blue complexion and blonde hair.
>>34738822Who is Jimmy?
>>34738820Not who, what. (I'm talking about dick.)>>34738824Our denomination is full, sorry.
>>34738775I guess I just feel generally dissatisfied and hopeless in myself. I’m not as happy in my relationship as I feel I should be. At 23, I want to be an artist, but I still lack many skills compared to my friends, and I don’t feel particularly close to anyone in my life. My dad left early when I was a kid, and I’m rather effeminate and only have female friends, so I’m a little insecure about that as well. >>34738777That’s true. Nice digits.
>>34738828is it a specific dick or just dick in generalalso you sound horny
>>34738826>>34738821
>>34738822Jimmy from MAWS? Because he’s fumbling Kara?
>>34738801He explains why in the text you posted yourself.
>>34738830Specific dick. And like 75% of my posts here are horny.
How hard is it to get a greek or turk girlfriend as a black person?
>>34738785>thoughts on the great male renunciationDon't know what that is and can't be bothered to google it.>And would you wear stuff like pic relatedI would absolutely wear stuff like that if could afford it. Which I can't, so I won't.
sigh I wish someone worshipped my dick again
>>34738818I know this is just banter but damnit no one irl will ever call me a ruby ;-;
>>34738835Lmao might as well try to get a bitch in the kkk
>>34738782Don't know. You'd think I would have gotten over my social anxiety by now, but no, it's as bad as ever.
>>34738828>Our denomination is full, sorry.I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
the other day I posted dick again and I'm very embarrassed and I hate myself
>>34738782Its become high risk no reward type of situation
>>34738782I wish I knew why I get so nervous
>>34738831She's not blonde.
>>34738839Lol you’re exaggerating
Argentina or Spain chatroom?
>>34738827>>34738832yeah, like bro what the fuck, she straight up said she wanted to be your mate how much more clear could she of been besides taking her clothes off and asking you to do her right then and there? and I can't even be completely mad at him because I did the same thing because I was scared I wasn't good enough, and was scared I'd screw it somehow so I didn't even try
>>34738843Do you want us to slutshame you or smth
>>34738855ArrrrrrrgentinaGo blue
>>34738858yes, I deserve it.
i don't understand how men can't get gfs. do you just sit inside all day and post on 4chan
>>34738859That is upsetting
Why do moids date and marry mean girls
I hate when I try to find pictures of a natural blonde in a specific dress. I still get only images of bitches that paint or have their brows dark brown or black.I'm trying to see if the color will look good on me. Why can't google understand that without me having to type a paragraph?
>>34738862Im chopped bro
>>34738862I go outside to do my 10k steps then I am back home
>>34738861I bet you'll just goon to it, you whore
>>34738863Get Rustled
Lmao I had a dream she texted me
>>34738870About what
>>34738868no, I'm currently ashamed of myself, no horny thoughts only shame
>>34738864I think traditionally they don't get mean until after the wedding.
>>34738863She's pretending to like Argentina because they're "racist"
>>34738874Spain is also racist
>>34738870I texted her and she respondedYay
>>34738870haha been there :(((
>>34738875>>34738874Both are the whitest latinx countries.>>34738862UmmUhh
>>34738875spain kicked the jews out of their country
>>34738862It's not just about getting any gf, anyone could do that, but getting a quality one is next to impossible if you're a non-Chad non-millionaire in 2026. I also tried really hard and decided dating is just not worth it to have chubby mid bitches judge me and think they're better than me.
>>34738862I'm boring and depressed
Anyone know a recipe that is delicious but healthy and easy to make and has protein and doesn’t use a million dishes? Money is no objectThanks
>>34738879Highly doubt that
>>34738870Same lol :(
I'm actually really fucking worried about the upcoming work week it's gonna be 112 or higher inside my warehouse
>>34738883Canned sardines
>>34738883roasted chickpea broccoli burritos with mango habanero rice and whatever other veggies/proteins you prefer.
>>34738883*in general sheetpan recipes are a good bet>>34738886that's fuckeddon't die bro
>>34738865Is this a thing blonde people have to worry about? I worry about clothes going well with my skin tone but my hair is just there, it goes with everything.>>34738886Bring pickle juice to work with you. Or I guess gatorade. You'll need the electrolytes from being so sweaty.
Should I get adult braces?
>>34738886Landlocked cuck. It doesn't get that warm if you're near water.
>>34738891Yeah, it improves your self esteem by a lot when it is over
>>34738886Get a Celsius thermometer, then it will be only 44 degrees :D
>>34738883Literally any meat
Okay, I am unreasonably excited about this and have nowhere else to share it, so it's gonna be you guys.I've been around a while, I'm the femanon with pretty bad vaginismus, I've never successfully had sex and I've been working on using dilators to try and fix that. I was also in a car accident about two months back (not my fault, an idiot decided to do a u-turn in the middle of a highway) and I've been going to physical therapy. At PT, they hook me up to a TENS machine for my lower back, which is a fancy way of saying "electrical stimulation to make vibration". The vibration basically interferes with pain signals and makes the muscles loosen up so that I can do more exercises while at my PT sessions.I've never owned or used a vibrator because I always lived with other people and was terrified they'd hear. I live alone and have for a couple years now, so a week ago I finally got myself a very nice vibrator, and decided to use it like a TENS machine while using dilators.It worked and I am ridiculously happy, because I suddenly feel like the door to have a normal relationship has finally opened up, and I could cry. It's so stupid and it works.
>>34738891If you need braces, then yes. It'll change your life in a lot of ways, all of them positive, and it's just a couple years of wearing. In the grand scheme of things, you'll spend less than 1% of your life wearing them.
>>34738895Did you do the conversion? You asked grok to do it?>>34738897So what?
My penis is a Hammer. A heavy, heavy Hammer.
listening to music and writing a loose framework for a story. you doing anything fun today?
>>34738897That is cool, congrats
>>34738899>So what?So I can finally have sex without passing out from pain that feels like I'm being stabbed from the inside with a knife. I've passed out from that pain before.
If messi wins me and others moids will post cock, hands, pecs and everything else
I have a gift I want to give my bf but it was kind of expensive for what it is and I don’t want to freak him out, but I also don’t want to wait till Christmas to give it to him. Should I lie and say I got it for free or got it with a major discount?
>>34738904Ma'am this is a blue board.
>>34738904I'm for spain, thirdie
I’ve been having diahhrea pains but regular shits. What is this?
>>34738903But you're single anyway, right?>>34738905What is it? Tell us.
>>34738900my penis goes through boulders
>>34738909time to see a doctorgood luck
>>34738909Gas.
>>34738911>But you're single anyway, right?Yes, this is true. But I stopped trying to have a relationship when I realized I couldn't have sex, so this means that now I can finally try again. No guarantee I'll succeed, but at least the door is open for me now.
>>34738883Costco has grilled chicken bites in bulk plastic packs of 10. Then just go rob a fast food place for 10 dipping sauces.
>>34738904No biofoids want to see our cocks
With the new ban on destroying unsold clothes in the EU i feel like charity cases are about to be better dressed than me. Can't wait for the discounts however.
Ba na na nana na na Ba na na na na nana
any asexual people out there
>>34738920They have to sell it now or can they get creative?
>>34738920I'm starting to think this has something to do with China.
>>34738897They do make Estim vibrators too.Make your man do a mad scientist bit and I think you'll have fun, femanon.
>>34738924This affects large firms that are worth more than 50million and have more than 250 employees. They can not get rid of the clothes they must sell it. The only way they can destroy the clothes and the footwear and everything is if they are damaged beyond repair, are somehow dangerous, or charities reject them. They must sell them. I suspect they will just hire people to burn their stores down lol
>>34738924>>34738925Here is the article if you are interested. https://p.dw.com/p/5HNpw
Women who smoke cigs are insanely hot. But I will admit it's equally disgusting.
>>34738920>With the new ban on destroying unsold clothes in the EUIs that a thing? I'm sure a law like that will have no unintended consequences whatsoever. What could possibly go wrong?
>>34738928That is cool. I saw that for apple to do the right to repair thing they basically sell a kit that is the full computer without the screen something like that
Are those UV cleaning water bottles legit?
>>34738933I hope it will kill fast fashion and increase quality of stuff
>>34738896Jordan Peterson proved that the meat diet doesn't work.
Working is largely a humiliation ritual. I was at walmart yesterday grocery shopping and I overheard two wagies who had just gotten off their shift at that Walmart and they were grocery shopping and talking about how much of a pain it was to put back a cart that was all the way across the parking lot. You can't make it up. Literally just gamble on shitcoins it's less self degrading than working.Anyway, if you want a computer I heavily suggest just keeping what you have and just trying to find games that run well on your hardware. Have you played Hades 1 and or 2? They are decent enough and should run. You can get thousands of hours from indie games. Go play Terraria.But yeah, just wait for technology to get better, that's what I'm doing. The budget tech of tomorrow will effectively be a supercomputer if you understand how technology is constantly evolving. You don't need more, you need patience.
Free use girlfriend who lets you piss in her mouth.
>>34738890I worry I wash out to the point where I only wear black and white prints or all black on purpose.
>>34738904Clocking in your wager.
>>34738905Don't lie. That will just come back to bite you somehow.Wait till christmas or his next birthday. That way that gift will be sorted and you won't have to come back here then asking what to get him.Or just tell him you were too excited to wait, but explain to him that because of this gift you won't be able to afford anything significant for a christmas present.What I really wanted to say though, is that that picture had to be drawn in the 1970s.
>>34738940Why piss?
>>34738934They try to do good I guess but they are a bureaucracy at the end of they day And these things take too long which means sometimes too little too late
>>34738883Delicious things aren't healthy.
>>34738945Peeing feels really good and I think it's hot and kinky that a girl would enjoy me doing it.
>>34738864I don't deserve a nice girl. Not that I'm dating anyone at all.
>>34738917How old? Hag or no?>>34738933Retard>just have the worst aspects of capitalism unmanaged
>>34738949I wonder how many women are into it. An acquaintance of mine once told a story of taking a girl home, who was alledgedly extremely insistent that he piss in her mounth instead of going to the toilet under the guise of not waking up her parents. Thats really hot actually, even though I half believe him at best.
It's largely true that most women will let you cum inside of them because it feels good?
>>34738944It wasn't that expensive and I wouldn't give it to him as his only gift anyway, but if I can give it to him now he can actually use it. Besides he pays for my stuff all the time and I want to get him back
>>34738897I'm happy for you. Silly that it took a car crash for you to stumble over something that works for you.Are you the femanon who's pussy is wack?
>>34738891How bad are your teeth?
>>34738955No. We eant to steal your sperm and baby trap you.
>>34738950why do you think you dont deserve someone who is nice?
>>34738864I don't like mean girls. But someone who has no rough edges and never challenges you is just boring as fuck. The doormat gf just evokes pity and sympathy, but its not hot unless you're some kind of incel larper who gets off on a woman having no respect for herself.
>>34738923I feel like I'm maybe slowly turning asexual with age.
>>34738954That's even hotter. "No, just use my mouth, you don't need to go to the bathroom, it's fine."
>>34738937I'm sure that's the intended effect. I'm wondering what the actual consequences will turn out to be.>>34738953Just saying...
>>34738962i'm in my late 20s
>>34738957>Are you the femanon who's pussy is wack?You'll have to be more specific, that describes a few people here.
>>34738958They are just slightly assymetrical but healthy
>>34738960A nice girl deserves a nice boy. Not a surly bad tempered loser.
>>34738923I'm not asexual but my libido is low enough that I could live without sex in a relationship and still be happy. I already live without sex and without a relationship, so...
>>34738965Ok.
I just can't get the thought of you and him out of my head
>>34738966I'm assuming it was only one who kept using those specific words.
>>34738971I do not consent to appearing in your fantasies, fujo.
How many men would get married if they were expected to do 100% of chores, child rearing, and planning familial entertainment?
>>34738959How did that go for you
>bibigo makes japchae dumplings>they are unobtainable anywhere near mewhy have women done this to me
>>34738977a lot of men such as myself do not actually want children. we just want a significant other. having a child means you are no longer living your life you are living their life. but the same thing largely applies to being in a relationship.truthfully i just want to be all on my own. no woman, no kids. just me.
>>34738973I can picture you bent over and moaning as we speak
>>34738978Got the data to clone myself. Other problems I could not have calculated happened.
if love has conditions, it isn't love.
If women don't want to get fat, why do they all claim that they like men who cook?
>>34738977I'm a workaholic
women, are you horny today?
>>34738941Ohhh. Suddenly my little sister's preferences make sense. She ended up dyeing her hair black though.
>>34738988Unfortunately, yes.
>>34738986Because they do not like cooking and are only skinny because they starve and or have arfid.
>>34738956Lol sugar baby
Men,if you had big pecs would you let your girl suck on them
>>3473895333, so you decide.
>>34738994I've actually been working on inducing lactation for this exact reason. Come here and take a sip bb
>Country fund a movie promoting trangenderism acceptance>Most of the comedy rely on mocking men who have small penisHow the fuck does that make sense?
>>34738955It's a mental satisfaction thing. Or idk maybe the body releases endorphins because it achieved it's mission of acquiring sperm because it makes me...happy? it doesn't physically feel like much.
JBG is the Final Solution btw
>>34738997Small dick? Nice clit foid, take ze pillsOr something like that, I'm not a paranoid schizohrenic>>34739000Just be Greek?
>>34738988I'm horny every day. Such is the fate of being healthy.
>>34739001Just be gay
>>34738997What movie is this and why should I care?
Dick really does heal women doesn't it
Is it normal to be sexually attracted to women as a man?
>>34738957You'll have to be more specific. I've spoken on here a couple times about my inability to have sex due to vaginismus, and failed attempts at intimacy with a past boyfriend because of it. But I'm sure I'm not the only one that would fit that description.It is super silly that it took a car accident. Life is funny like that.
>>34739008It means you're gay
>>34738995It's an edge case. Younger than 30 is not a hag to me, older than 35 is a hag. But a guy your age to 40 would probably want you.
>>34739008Ones related to you or not related to you? There's a difference between being attracted to your wife and being attracted to random hussies
>>34739008Sexually attracted howThat matters.
>>34738990>>34739002can I help?
>>34739002Do you coom every day too? I do for sure 1 to 4 times. But i am male.
How utterly fucked are you if you are in your mid thirties and have neither experience with nor confidence around women?
>>34739022You have autism and need therapy.
>>34739011Hah. This reminds me how in Dragon Age Origins, Wynne was written like she was a grandmother on her deathbed, but she was actually 49. Her writer was in her twenties and to her, 49 seemed practically decrepit.
Femanons, do you prefer men or futas?
>>34739010I am gay around women>>34739013I don't have a wife I like random foxes >>34739014I like their faces and body and I would like to get to know them and sex them and hang out
>>34739022do you have a good job and money?
>>34739024I am in my 20s, yeahIsn't 49 very old
>>34738988I was this morning. Let’s check back tonight.
>>34739029Nta 70 is old
>>34738993No he just buys me dinner sometimes it's normal
>>34738979She’s so cute with her food reviews. Whimsical goddess
>>34739029If you are very lucky, eat your veggies and do light exercise for about thirty minutes a day, you may even live to be sixty-five.
>>34739034Sounds gay
>>34739026Short men
>>34739006Genuinely a better antidepressant than ssris
>>34739033emmymade?
>>34739004Because it’s this whole idea that gender identity isn’t defined by your genitals but somehow a man’s worth is.
the only good drug is weed edibles. literally everything else is trash. lsd and shrooms are too intense. dmt is too intense. alcohol literally makes you hurt. i do like a nice cup of black coffee or two though. drugs are unironically a cosmic joke and a meme.the weed gummy won.
>>34739042Pussy
>>34739028Nope. Don't care for golddiggers or Beta Buxers so its irrelevant.
>>34739042Nicotine?
>>34739045so you are a loser in every aspect of your life, you don't need to worry about having no experience with women
>>34739041Okay, what movie is it?
>>34739009That was very specific. You're probably not the same femanon then. Not that it matters either way.
>>34739051>Not that it matters either way.Why did you ask then?
GenderWhat are some good ideas for hobbies? I want to get out of the house.
>>34739054Take a hike
>>34739020Yes. At least once a day, but usually more.
>>34739026Futa. Indubitably so.
>>34739056Can you do like 10 or 15 times a day
>>34738896Cooked how
>>34739048I've got plenty of money.No need to wage currently. I also don't care about the american obsession with status and "losers" and "winners" and all that gay amerishit, as I am from a White country.
>>34739026Futa with no balls.
>>34739060You have to figure that out. It's not hard. I'd make some salad too.
Are people getting stupider... Don't answer that, obviously the answer is yes.Is it JUST that people are getting stupider, or are marketing companies getting better at tricking people and astroturfing online discourse? The fucking haaland shit from the world cup, and now the odyssey discourse is so fucking inorganic that I can barely believe it. 10 years a go this shit never would have flown online. Is it just that AI made it viable to astroturf things enough in a way that paid indians weren't able to?
>>34739067>10 years a go this shit never would have flown onlineit would and it was
It lowkey pisses women off when they run into a man who doesn't simp and holds them accountable for things. No pussy pass accepted here lol
>>34739067People with lives are realizing the internet is lame now and are living their lives and not posting about it or talking about anything happening on the internet
>>34739067>odyssey discourseWhat is it about? Too many blacks or something?
Love is a dog from hell
>>34739067>Are people getting stupider... Don't answer that, obviously the answer is yes.in my experience it is almost always extremely stupid and unimaginative people with this position
>>34739073What award do you want
Does your gf like when tou tease her?Women. Do you like being tased? I like her sitting in a chair, legs spread, looking up at her, blowing on and getting close to her clit, sticking my tongue out while almost or barely touching it.
>>34739074metaphysical solipsism is true there are no "people living their life" only a central me/God pretending that there are.all is one.
>>34739077NTAI agree with you for the most part, but there was a study that came out that showed that Gen Z was the first generation in a while that actually had a lower IQ compared to the previous generation.
Femanon, we're going to stop for something to eat and I'm going to let you order first. Then I will refuse to get anything for myself whatsoever, only you will be getting anything.
Argies getting raped hard. Their luck finally ran out. They will be gassed in the second half, either 2-0 or 3-0 for Spain.
>>34739080I can’t type for shit…Obviously I mean teased, tased lmao
>>34739042I wanna try DMT once
>>34739077Or people who can read.Like >>34739084 said. Your point has been valid for a lot of human history, but young people have demonstrably declined in recent years.
even i kill my deuteragonistodd he lives
>>34739085Eeew, a feeder.
>>34739086Retard casual doesn't know argentina lives for this kind of match look up brazil argentina 1990
>>34739084IQ doesnt work like that, its just horseshit "science" with poor methodologysame as the bullshit "flynn effect" which tricked people into thinking neoliberal industrialization magically mutated billions of peoples' DNA into higher g scores lmao
>>34739053Just curious I guess. Maybe get an idea of how common that problem is. Apparently it's more common than I thought.
>>34739094>casualArgentina struggled with fucking Cape Verde and Switzerland, while Spain beat France, Belgium and Portugal with ease. You will get a hard reality check in the second half.
even i introduce another characterodd i don't introduce another character
I really cannot keep living like this I can't do it
>>34739094>retard casual>look up brazil argentina 1990>look up this one time fucking 36 years agoNta, well yes, i’d rather be a retarded casual than to have 4 decades between games that matter
>>34739080It sound hot in theory, but in practice not really. Which is how a lot of sex and sex games actually turn out. They're erotic in concept, but tend to fall flat once you're in the moment and in meatspace.
>>34739067>are marketing companies getting better at tricking people and astroturfing online discourse?I'm assuming they are finding improvments and ways to optimise their field, just like most disciplines do.That's actually one thing that speaks to me against the idea that people are getting dumber. If people are getting dumber, how come tech and science is getting smarter?
>>34739100>beat FranceAfter yesterday, that’s not much of a flex
>>34739113>game that nobody cared aboutYeah, you're the retarded casual.
>>34739116Most of those imported browns aren't Gen Z, so you'll have to find a different explanation.
It's kinda funny watching guys get out of cars and then they rise up and end up dropping down below the roof.
>>34739119>>34739116sorry guys i put leadi n the water supply
>>34739102I can
Hot tip>Spain: loves arabs>Argentina: loves jews>World Cup: sponsored by arab oil moneyTherefore>winner: SpainYou can bet money on it
>>34738994yeah
>>34738994i worry i might enjoy such an act so no
They should send Madonna and Shakira to a fucking retirement home already. Annoying grannies still trying to capture their youth.
>>34739128Do you have any evidence that white Gen Z kids are still intelligent then?
>>34739059Maybe on the weekends. I'm too busy during the week.
>>34739133Fun retirement home.
>>34739134Whites are literally the standard of the 100 iq.
>>34739133Shakira can still get it but Madonna is literally decrepit.
genderleft or rightwhy?
>>34739146Get new material
>>34739146Lol, he's mad.And she has a bf, creepo.
>>34739042>lsd and shrooms are too intense. dmt is too intenseTake a lower dose, then.
I don't like the texture of grapes
>>34739146FLeft. I don't know who that is on the right, but she looks weird.
>>34739144Yeah, but Shakira is one bad surgery away from looking bogged. She needs to be careful.
>>34739153she is from the yellowjackets tv show and recently she did something weird with her face
>>34739058>>34739065The 8 foot kind or just women with dicks?
>>34739146MRight i suppose
>>34739146MRight, because left has that stupid mouth piercing.
>>34739146Left. Right looks like she's at least 50% plastic.
>>34739142That's an interesting way of saying you have no evidence that white Gen Z kids are smarter.
>>34739157Why not both?
>>34739146I don't know anything about either of them, but left looks like she's probably more pleasant to be around.
>>34739157Just women with dicks. I don't get futafags who have to make their futas been inhumanly tall and have massive cocks.
>>34739152Why, which one, the skin or the squish
>>34739163>the sky is blue>Source???!!!!
>>34739168the squish
Men need to become submissive house-husbands and allow their wives to sleep with bigger men.
>>34739140I asked because for a male that's not realistic. 5 times a day is comfortable. More is almost impossible.
>>34739169Right, you have no evidence for white Gen Z kids being less retarded than their non-white peers and are now devolving into insults. Have a good day.
>34739173Subcultures built entirely on "your thing but opposite" will never not be funny
Wtf is God's problem?
I really adore him
>>34739176You’re the one who made the fucking claim and tried to make a conclusion irrespective of demographic shift, then require me prove how retarded you are? You’re the exact same type of retard that will say that ackshually africans would have colonized mars if it wasn’t for colonialism.
>>34739171What do you want us to do about itJust freeze them
>>34739183I don't know I just don't eat them because of the squish
State genderWhat's your most memorable fart?
>>34739178He's pissed off that Nietzsche killed him.
>>34739185Measured by volume or smell?
>>34739182All you have to do is show evidence that proves that white Zoomers are smarter than the non-white ones anon. It shouldn't be that hard if it's as obvious as the sky being blue. And yet, you continue to screech and yell at me instead of showing me proof. Wonder why that is.
>>34739187Either
>>34739185The one my ex made before she broke up with me.
>>34739185MOne that lasted ~10 secondsI was underage and hanging out with my siblings
Hello agent 4chan.
>>34739184Ok, eat harder berries like strawberries.
>>34739192Interesting choice of words
>no Spanish femanon to shit on the Argentine team withSad.
>>34739189Well, i’m always proud of the ones where they even disgust me.Story, i was on a car trip with a guy who had absolutely horrendous farts as a result of some medication. Once when we all needed to roll down the windows bc of him, we drove through a skunk spray. His farts were worse.
>>34739190I hope you shat your pants to assert your dominance.
>>34739094Are you gonna apologize now or later? >broo check out this game from 1990Lmao
https://x.com/impulsusvitais/status/2078777895137243239Why do people have such an issue with showing love? I know how smart and capable my gf is but she deserves to have it easy sometimes, and she does the same for me often.
>>34739205I don't have anyone to love
>>34739156Wow, I didn't even recognize her. Partially because of the hair. But her face looks different too.>>34739157Variety is the spice of life. >>34739185>What's your most memorable fart?FI had to take a second wind twice to get it all out. Altogether it was probably a minute long fart.>>34739173This is retarded and not scientifically backed at all.
>>34739094Argentina is being complete trash, as expected.Spain vs. England or France would have been a MUCH better final.But that is to be expected with such a third rate team of old men.
guys did you know that drugs are bad?
>>34739211>Altogether it was probably a minute long fart.Count to 60 seconds right now. No it wasn’t.
>>34739213Considering two of my cousins died of severe alcohol poisoning, no, I did not know that were bad. At all.
>>34739212The game is tied
>>34739213Drugs make one feel awesome. They are bad though typically because they make you chase some retarded nonsense. What you live for isn't even pussy anymore, it's the drug.
>>34739218Don't speak if you haven't been watching it.
>>34739211>Altogether it was probably a minute long fart.No it wasn't, retard.
>>34739220What a shit sport if one team is terrible compared to the other and the game is nil nil near the end.
Hi.
>>34739223Make me laugh
>>34739220NTASpain's defense is crazy solid, but Martinez is shutting them down every time. He needs a raise.
>>34739217Were they drinking together?
>>34739185Mone time I had serious stomach pains because I just couldnt get it out for some reasonmy gf at the time got all excited and said she's got a secret skill and had me lay down on my back, then she was basically massaging my stomach and lower torso area and basically massaged the fart out of meI still dont know what she was doing or how she figured that shit out
>>34739223Meowdy. Enjoying the no score fest?
>>34739217How old were they when they died
>>34739226Now i’m envisioning a “hey ya’ll, watch this” double death.
>>34739215>>34739221It was. I had to force it out and it was one of those really tight ones that sound like blowing a raspberry.
>>34739226Should have been lolBut no, two different sides of family
>>34739231Nope.
>>34739227Damn, what made you two break up?
I am still stuck at 3 assisted pull ups
>>34739230I meant if they were both drinking together in general, not the day they died.>>34739233Ah ok.
>>34739231You have 300 inches of bowel. You did not fart for 60 seconds.
>>34739223Hiii
>>34739236>assistedGo in more detail about how that works
>>34739235long term plans didnt align
>>34739243Just a elastic band
>>34739239King ass ripper could pull that off
I feel like there is not enough hate for fat men, only for fat womenFat men are so disgusting and greasyLike holy shit piggy just put the fork down
>>34739229The female was 46 and the male is 37
>>34739244Yeah, it totally wasn’t because you farted all over her
>>34739248Middle american?
>>34739224Two toothpicks are walking down the road. They see a hedgehog. One toothpick says to the other “Why weren't we invited to the party?”>>34739228Not watching. Listening to music.https://youtu.be/FKgpeVl7yXk>>34739241Hii
>>34739185I'd been holding it in all day since I was hanging out with my new bf. Then we fell asleep spooning and I farted long and loud on his dick.I think the post-fart mortification altered my brain chemistry forever. My body may have stopped passing gas in my sleep. I always wake up bloated and fart like hell in the morning which used to never happen before the incident.
>>34739250Southern
>>34739236I feel like I'm regressing. I could do 5, today I only did 3.
>>34739252Loar
>>34739249seeing as we were dating for years after the ''event'' I dont think that was itit was her idea anyways, I wasnt the one saying she should massage farts out of me
>>34739253Yeah, it's what i thought. I had a relative drink himself to death too. But long ago.
the most boring fucking game holy shit
>>34739251>Two toothpicks are walking down the road. They see a hedgehog. One toothpick says to the other “Why weren't we invited to the party?”It at least curled the edge of my lip. Close enough.
>>34739260It's a masterclass from Spain's midfield
O God, You've done enough, You've robbed me of enough, I'm too tired and old to learn to love, leave me alone forever.
>>34739261Yay
>>34739263it is not
>>347392605-0 is boring0-0 is kino for sophisticated individuals
>>34739260You can at least hope to look forward to messi shitting the bed during the shootout.
>>34739263Yeah, Spain is playing football.Meanwhile, Argentina is just being their usual asshole self.
All genders,Am I being too picky if being a real man is the thing I look for the most in a guy?I look around and all I see are meek and pathetic guys, the ones you could put on a leashI think its because of all of that gay ass water
>>34738979AHHHHHHHHHHHHHI was wrong! The asian market had them after all.I now have lemongrass banh mis, japchae glass noodle dumplings, AND buldok carbonara dumplings!
I recently watched the movie "Obsession" and in the movie the protagonist "Bear" nearly has sex with the girl he likes despite her acting a bit strange beforehand; now later on he finds out that she is being mind controlled, but he doesn't know that at that point, yet people affirm that he is a predator because he nearly had sex with someone who was acting strange.My question would be: what sign must a guy look for to tell that they shouldn't have sex with you, because you are not fully capable of giving consent?
Here's an ideafucking cancel the faggot ass football games and bring back Jousting and Melees with people representing their own countries
>>34739268>sophisticatedwatching 10 shots straight to the keeper hand is very sophisticated. I hope messi does his thing Spain doesn't deserve to win this
>>347392753rd worlder copeRed for your ape
>>34739277I am not rooting for Argentina lil bro
>>34739274Make it happen.
>>34739270>Meanwhile, Argentina is just being their usual asshole selfFor the first time since the KO round Argentina is getting treated how they should be.
>>34739274jugger existspeople do competitive jousting too, though polo is arguably even more militant
women be honest, would you have sex with this man? explain.
>>34739225>He needs a raise.He just got a red raised.
>>34739251Wassup wit chu
>>34739284I'm a nerdy weeb who's not the outdoorsy type at all. I doubt we'd have much in common.
>>34739288it's ok to say he's ugly and fat
>>34739284Dude's too damn round.
I hope Spain doesn't have a lot of wind because a stiff breeze would injure these pussies.
I thought this guys was the best in the world
>>34739284Absolutely disgustingAnd he expects me to clean his fish for him? Throw the whole man away. (Even though I could)
>>34739289I don't think he's ugly though. He is pretty chunky, but not enough for me to write him off.
>>34739291What? Argentina should have 2 reds already. Ref is protecting them.
>>34739284No but I’d def go fishing with him
>>34739296I should clarify in terms of looks. His looks aren't the problem. It's the fact that he doesn't seem to have similar hobbies and interests to me is the problem.
>>34739279Ok, i am agitated and excited
>>34739290But for 2 million swipes?
>>34739293They are, but it's an unstoppable force meets an immovable object situation.
>>34739296>>34739299why are women such prolific liars?
>>34739299>It's the fact that he doesn't seem to have similar hobbies and interests to me is the problem.How the fuck would you know? Fucking bitches
>>34739301He got shadowbanned by the time he got left swipped 50 times
>>34739297imagine giving a shit about some retarded goyball sport. kill yourself goyim.
>>34739304No one is lying you dumb cunt. Just because you disagree doesn’t mean people are lying.
>>34739308xhe is not gonna let you hit faggot.
Women, do you like handjobs? Are you good at them?
>>34739304I'm literally speaking my honest opinion. Can men please stop claiming they want women to speak honestly when they still accuse women of lying anyways? It's annoying as fuck.>>34739305I know he's an outdoorsy type by the fact that he very prominently shows his love for fishing. I'm a nerdy introvert who prefers to stay indoors. Surely you can see the obvious conflict.
atoga is a normie enclave. praise Hitler and denounce the talmud right now.
>ask women something>don't like their answersI see r9ktards are out in full force today.
>>34739314You will never be a woman btw. You are lying if you don't think he's ugly.
Today is gonna be a good day.
>>34739315Have any antisemites ever actually studied the Talmud beyond the random image macros of quotes they jerk off to?
>>34739310I’m a girl…This btw >>>34739316
>>34739315I literally hate Jews the rest of you think it's a bit but it's not.
All she said was true
>>34739316There are no women in these threads retard, just men pretending to be one.
>>34739314>he was happy when he went fishing onceWhat fucking conflict? You do realize that it’s a hobby that’s at most once a month, right? lord help you if your man likes to hunt. You know, they exact same type of guy that you want in every other way…
>>34739322SAID BUT TRUE
>>34739315I denounce the talmud. Now if you can't denounce the torah, you're a massive normalfag and should be ashamed.
>>34739319jew detected.
>>34739323In which case, asking questions is even more mentally ill.
hey anon
Women, do you secretly want to be "blacked?"
>>34739328did you dilate today?
>>34739330i'd literally rather die
>>34739317I'm a biological woman, and no I don't think he's ugly. I don't think he's handsome either, but he's not hideous. He's mid, a 5/10. Perfectly middle of the road in terms of looks.>>34739324Are we just going to assume that he has no other hobbies involving the outdoors because people who like to fish don't do it often? And yeah I don't really want to date a man who hunts as a hobby either, as that also sounds like a conflict of differing interests.>>34739327You can just say "No" anon, it's not hard.
>>34739319https://www.sefaria.org/textsDon’t try to play that game
HEY ANON!!!!
what happened
>>34739335Make me laugh
>>34739319"antisemites"
>incel is trany-obsessedNo surprise there.
Since hunting was mentioned, how do women feel about a guy that doesn't even like killing insects?
>>34739333you will never be a woman
Hey gender, ask me a question and I'll predict your future
>>34739287Not much u?
>>34739338Argentina.
>>34739330If you mean burned at the stake, yes.
>>34739343How was your day
you actually do reincarnate forever but it's the same life. imagine not knowing this.
>>34739339What's the problem? The guy who came up with the term antisemite was a massive Jew hater himself.>>34739342Are you that one anon who's obsessed with kittenposter possibly being a tranny?
>>34739345Well done
Told gf how gross I feel about my acne and she kissed it. Do others really not find acne that gross on someone else?
>>34739284Dude can't even muster up a genuine smile and thinks fishing is an attractive and interesting hobby.And yeah, if you're not all that in the looks department going to a place like Tinder where looks are the most important thing isn't doing you any favours. But hey, that way he can spend his life doing nothing but fishing.
good afternoon moids of atoga any plans for today?
>>34739333“At that time I was still naive enough to try to make clear to them the madness of their ideas; in my small circle I talked until my tongue was weary and till my throat was hoarse, and I thought I could succeed in convincing them of the destructiveness of their Marxist doctrine of irrationality; but the result was contrary. It seemed as though the increasing realization of the destructive influence of Social Democratic theories would serve only to strengthen their determination.The more I argued with them, the more I got to know their dialectics. First they counted on the ignorance of their adversary; then, when there was no way out, they themselves pretended stupidity. If all this was of no avail, they refused to understand or they changed the subjectwhen driven into a corner; they brought up truisms, but they immediately transferred their acceptance to quitedifferent subjects, and, if attacked again, they gave way and pretended to know nothing exactly. Wherever one attacked one of these prophets, one's hands seized slimy jelly; it slipped through one's fingers only to collect again in the next moment. If one smote one of them so thoroughly that, with the bystanders watching, he could but agree, and if one thus thought he had advanced at least one step, one was greatly astonished the following day. The Jew did not in the least remember the day before, he continued to talk in the same old strain as if nothing had happened, and if indignantly confronted, he pretended to be astonished and could not remember anything except that his assertionshad already been proved true the day before.Often I was stunned. One did not know what to admire more: their glibness oftongue or their skill in lying.I gradually began to hate them."
>>34739349I also saw the first season of True Detective back in 2014.
>>34739357seeing as its about to be midnight, no
>>34739350Funny to call someone a jew hater just because they find the Talmud disgusting, which is reasonable
>>34739357Gotta get rid of a dead possum.
>>34739357Doing it, beer and sports.
you can tell they're jewish when they capitalize "talmud"
>>34739363Have you actually studied the Talmud or not?
>>34739363Not a fan of talmud, but the part about JC boiling in a tub of feces is funny
maybe the ref is jewish
>>34739364Why?
girls do you have future milf potential?
>>34739341Faggot
>>34739373Abortion doesn’t count
>>34739318The more I learn about history, the worse life in the past seems.
Do any of you remember that one anon who kept genning Ricky Gervais in pools of shit
>>34739353I personally dont care and ive been very attracted to several guys with quite severe acne or acne scars
>>34739368you don't need to study the talmud when you can see what it teaches.
>>34739377>genningFucking what.
>>34739376Air-conditioning. ‘nuff said
>>34739379So, "No" then, got it.>>34739380Using AI image generators.
>>34739380Making AI generated images
>>34739383>>34739384Nta, I refuse any new terminology from here on out.
Why is there a jew seething for being called out?
>>34739383Fuck off.
>>34739386classic jew behavior
>>34739386Why do Jew haters seethe so hard when someone dares to question their logic?
>>34739386Welcome to the last 1,000 years
>>34739357I’m planning trying to fuck a married man soon
>>34739371Because it died in my shed from eating rat poison and my dog keeps sniffing around there.
עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
>>34739392>planning trying to
>>34739393You throw rat poison where your dogs can get it?
Women how tall is your bf?
>>34739395And what the fuck is the big deal exactly? You understand perfectly fine what I mean to say.
>>347393970'0"
>>34739392Yo gay
>>34739393Pic of dead opossum pls
>>34739396No, it's in the shed, but when I take my dog out to shit she gets fascinated sniffing around the outside of the shed because she can smell the dead possum inside. Why do I need to explain why I'm getting rid of a dead possum? I don't want it in my shed, I only realized it was in there yesterday or I would have got rid of it earlier.
>>34739398>i’m planning on trying to do somethingWhy not take it even one step further back?>i’m thinking about planning on trying to do something
You got a lucifer to light my fag up?
>>34739401That’s… how that works. Yes.
>>34739402I already got rid of it, and it's not an opossum, it was a Brushtail Possum.
>>34739404You acted like it was some big task. Why didn’t you just go in the shed and grab it by the tail and throw it out when you knew it was there in the first place? I too step over literal shit in my house instead of picking it up, ffs…
My word…
>>34739416NTA why are you so upset?
>>34739409Why come to the dedicated "talking to women" thread?
>tfw no 5'9 bf
>>34739411Okay smart aleck, cunt
>>34739421I was that tall before I fucked up my posture
Tfw nobody to have care free sex with
>>34739420>>>34739357>moids of atoga
>>34739424how tall are u now?
>>34739416>Why didn’t you just go in the shed and grab it by the tailI used a shovel because they carry tuberculosis, and I never acted like it was a big job.
>>34739419Baiting duh
>>347394275'7"
>>34739423Why are you mad? It wasn't an opossum, we don't even have those.
>>34739429What a sad existence.You are only here to make the thread worse.
>>34739431Nigga how did you lose a disc
>>34739431why not just sit up straight
>>34739434I'm not him el retardo
>>34739381That's the least of it. I'm fine without air-conditioning.
Lol hey guys check this out *blows brains out*
>>34739438>not using ntaYou are just as shit.
>>34739439Sounds like you don’t live in the southern us
Women,I met a woman who is 45 at a house of worship. She is returning to the faith and I did something similar. I'm 32. I've never been so floored by a woman before. Never felt so incredibly eager to know her. I want to date her. I want to get close to her. People there thought we were a couple. Her friend who brought her, who is basically her elder, also made an effort to introduce us and encouraged me to get her number. I ended up giving her my number because I don't use my phone at services and because I like to give women the safety and security of not having to give someone their number. She seemed really warm to my interest in us linking up during the week. Sincerely I've never been so blown away by a woman I've never even met before. It has been 36 hours since we met. How long is normal for this sort of thing before I should give up? And more importantly, when she does text or call me, what should I do? What should I not do?I've never felt like this ever before. I literally dreamed about her texting me after we met.
>>34739442I don't. And I feel pretty good about that.
>>34739441I think that's an IQ problem on your end
>>34739440And for my next trick
Real score was 3-0 for Spain with 2 red cards for Argentina
Women, if you had something with a virgin guy, would you prefer it if he told you before sex or at a later date? If so, why?
>tfw no bf who'll let me sit on his lap while he plays video games
>>34739452Look man, when it comes to chicks, fake it until you make it
Where have you gone again, my sweet?
>>34739453Your gay attention whoring is insufferable.
>>34739453It's annoying enough with a cat or a four year old child. Never mind a grown ass woman.
Seriously though what's so bad about suicide
>>34739455I'm worried about my attempt at faking it falling apart once the clothes fall of, which would be even more embarassing.As they say, you cant go into the unkown not knowing
>>34739458dilf anon..
>>34739460Well if you want to be logical about it, there's a possibility that the atheists are right and there's no afterlife. Furthermore, even if the atheists are wrong, most religions view suicide as a sin and so if you kill yourself, you're guaranteeing a bad afterlife/reincarnation for yourself.
>>34739462unc, actually
>>34739465how old are you?
>>34739460Try it, you'll find out.
>>34739464But didn't they just invent that rule so that people wouldn't off themselves to get to heaven automatically?
>>34739461Once the clothes are off, you’re already there. No shit, once it gets to that point, she’ll take a pitiful fuck over no fuck.
>>34739458>womanYou are replying to a gay man.
>>34739466too old for you
>>34739443Just kill her.
>>34739460Nothing wrong with it
>>34739473im older than you think, how old are you? 30s? 40s?
>>34739472Even worse. But it wouldn't be the first time I've had one of those in my lap.
¡Viva España!
>>34739477The latter.
>>34739477>28 year old thinking they’re old and wise
>>34739482lucky me, i love men in their 40s >>34739483i mean that im older mentally/ mature, im closer to 20 than 30.
>>34739486>i mean that im older mentally/ matureObviously from the fingers of a woman, faggot or troon.
>>34739486I thought girls like you had gone extinct.
>>34739399t. giantessfag
>>34739477You are in college
>>34739489>girlsAgain, that is a man.
>>34739486You're absolutely not mature you act like a teenage girl
>>34739471I recently had some girl go off about how she had sex with some virgin guy and it was so bad she had to end it immediately. And how he should have just told her and shed made it nice for him instead.That said the guys idea of sex was apparently to jam it in with no foreplay while verbatim qouting porn flicks. I think I can do better than that
>>34739489Since when did girls stop liking older guys, that's been a thing since forever
>>34739495that's why i need an older man to fix me and help me mature properly
>>34739495Describes several femanons tbqh
>>34739500Only works if you're rich
>>34739330Absolutely not. I'd rather never bother or be bothered by them.
>>34739500Since zoomers, apparently.
>>34739503This disgusts and excites me at the same time
>>34739344Still dying.
>>34739496>some girl said something about someoneWho the fuck cares? Stop spending half a year for the hope of fucking one girl. It’s just a one-night-stand. Stick it in and move your hips until you cum. It’s not that deep.
>>34739506>Said her ideal man was left of center in politics>Racist herself.???
>>347393975'6
Women,What are your thoughts on natural selection and eugenics?
>>34739514I wish there was a cure for autism.
>>34739512No one wants to be around the n’s
>>34739511okok I got itIts not like im looking for a gf or anything.Would just be nice if its not totally shit
>>34739512Oh no, not because I dislike them. They seem to dislike me so I'm volunteering to be excluded.
Would you date an anon?
>>34739512Not to defend her, but there's no contradiction in that
>>34739521I'm starting to think >he may be an anon
>>34739521Yes if it's female and not old or insane
Women, how do I get over losing someone who never existed? (Dream)
>>34739519>Would just be nice if its not totally shitIt’s going to be shit. Stop looking for some fairytale. Unless you want to be some kind of master, then that shit takes time, patience, and throwing out the book of anything you’ve ever heard before.
Do women here use sites like the crystal cafe or lolcow farm
>>34739521>>34739525This
>>34739521This probably the only place left on tge internet where you can meet interesting people, so I'd be down with a femanon as long as shes the kind of crazy that vibes with mine
>>34739529No, because I'm a weeb and the women on those sites hate weebs.
>>34739406I'm internally debating thinking about considering to potentially engage in attempting to try doing a thing that may or may not be possible and may or may not come to fruition
>>34739521No.
>>34739521yes, some people here seem pretty chill and ive had some nice conversations. it does depend on which boards they frequent, though
>>34739534I'm not sure about the weeb part but I wouldn't really go to a misandist shithole either
>>34739521I attempted this once. She doesn't want me.
>>34739545Oh no, there's nothing wrong with the misandry, it's the exclusion of weeb women that's the problem.
>>34739528Good point. How long does it take to gut gud roughly? Im in my thirties already
>>34739538The mind of a woman in a nutshell, hence why they desire so much for a man to make decisions for them.
>>34739521>Would you date an anon?M. Am dating a femanon already. Not looking for another.
>>34739529I tried but I don't think they're accepting of gay.
>>34739315Nigga Hail Hitler
>>34739544I'm using this thread to deal with my /pol/ withdrawal and wean myself off lol
>>34739556/pol/ is boring, so is this place. Nothing excites me anymore.
When I die I will miss music the most
>>34739549You can’t be taught experience. But i will tell you this: once you’re good at it, it becomes a fucking chore. Like peddling drugs to addicts. Have you ever beaten a video game that you thought you couldn’t beat? Feels kind of good, right? Now play that same game every day for the rest of your life.Stop giving a shit about their pleasure. It is a black hole.
When I die nobody will miss me
Would you judge your brother or friend if he allowed his girlfriend to sleep with other men? I don't really see the point of monogamy in today's world unless both people are virgins at the time of marriage.
>>34739373No, it’s babushka cat lady for me!
>>34739564I would judge them, yes. You wierd purist.
>>34739556Want some n-word relief?
>>34739564Yes
>>34739556yeah ngl /pol/ was the main board i had in mind when i said that haha, that would be a bit of a red flag to me probably
>>34739548Then it seems you'll fit right in since I don't see any evidence of them hating women who like anime.>>34739553Faggots Yes Dykes No
>>34739566>You wierd purist.How is that weird? Why should I care if she sleeps with another guy is she has already done it before?
>>34739570>I don't see any evidence of them hating women who like anime.They're okay with mainstream anime and hate everything else about otaku/weeb culture. No I would not fit in.
>>34739561No, you won't.
>>34739564not as long as you sleep with other women
>>34739564None of my business. As long as you're happy it doesn't matter what I think.
Is it true that women want all ugly and disabled men dead?
>>34739567>>34739569You could have good discussions on there before the 2016 Miggering , the schizos were funny and legitimate art got made like that pic.I dont miss its current state, I only crave my (you)s
>>34739529Yup, I’m a farmer. >>34739553We love lesbians. We just don’t want troons or moids. (Not that that stops them from posting)
>>34739585Majority of women? Nah._Some_ women? Sure.
>>34739551Which one?
>>34739588>Yup, I'm a farmer.Sorry about your daddy issues
>>34739585Disabled men are mostly fine. Big ugly men? I want less of those.
>>34739585They want us to work the mines.
>>34739585Theres a big difference between mentally vs physically disabled
>>34739595Thanks anon lol.
How come accepting being a foreveralone made me feel *more* insecure about being gay?
GenderHow many syllables are in your full name?
>>34739585Nope, off to the mines with you!
>>34739605And who's gonna force me
>>34739602>foreveralone>gayLiterally go to any public bathroom.
>>34739603>what are your initials>what's your first name>what's your last name>what's your social security number
>>34739603MFive.
>>34739609long ass name
>>34739598Yeah, the mental ones still think they have a chance
>>34739599Thank god people like you aren't passing on their genes
>>34739606The motherland, comrade.
War used to be fun.
>>34739603F47Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y PicassoNo, it's actually 12
>>34739614Name when
>>34739616Putrid image
>>34739612Yups, more cats for me! :3
>>34739603MThis questions made me realise I'm not even sure how to demarcate syllables.But I'm counting nine in total in my first middle and surname.
>>34739616Show me that bush
>>34739618When nobles could engage with their plate armour without being harmed and when they would ransom you if you were captured.
>>34739616Are you back?
>>34739614Americans start a war thinking it'll be easy and it turns out to be a little more complicated, many such cases.
>>34739610Well, that’s all three names.
>>34739624So medieval brother wars with a church as arbiter
>>34739628Idc about modern “war”
>>34739630I just want to kill people honourably in battle for glory and gold.
>>34739613Ok in all seriousness why do you think ugly and disabled men should be working away in the mines?
>>34739633You can do that right now in the ghetto
>>34739635I want to fight against other great men such as me not ghetto spawns.
>>34739634Are you volunteering to feed them?
>>34739637>great men such as meL M A O
>>34739603I want to say 7, but that feels wrong so I think I'm doing it wrong.
>>34739638No
>>34739639Back in the day I would challenge you to a duel but you would most likely refuse.
>>34739634Not at all. People with disabilities should have support. Don’t really think about ugly people, sorry.
>>34739641Hence why
>>34739643NTAHow do you know that you're such a great man?
>>34739643Take your mental illness elsewhere, you are not interesting.
>>34739603M5Why are people having such a hard time counting syllables?15 syllables in the sentence above.
>>34739647I know.
>>34739645Because having a guy work in a particular job because of his looks is retarded
>>34739647Isn’t it obvious? He’s read about it third hand
>>34739649I would love to fight in a war however but none right now seem interesting for me to interfere.
>>34739621crazy cat lady with daddy issues*gets hard*
>>34739652How about the opposite? You want downies to be the face of your company?
>>34739650I'm heavily dosed on midol rn.
Heaps of guys claim to be willing to die for their country, but how many would be willing to have their cock and balls blown off by an IED for their country? That's how you know it's all empty macho bluster.
>>34739654Such a vaginal outlook>i’ll totally fight the next one
>>34739655Hell yeah! Are you diamonds, daddy?
>>34739661You’re more than free to go
>>34739661The amount of guys who've been crying and whining about the idea of being deployed to fight in WWIII shows how full of shit they are.
>>34739657Ok now I'm curious how would your ideal society even work?
>>34739664I'm a guy, I'm saying that most guys who want to go to war are brainwashed by FPS games.
Any good horror movies I haven't watched
>>34739618War stopped being fun when we started using propellants
>>34739668red rooms
>>34739661Some women would love to stomach a grenade to get free hysterectomy.Moids are so delicate even in the woumb they change to female under duress.
I want to wear some cute outfits but all my clothes are ugly
>>34739668>horror>goodI have watched 0 from start to finish. Is the horror movie plpt still typical? Do the main characters survive and win?
>>34739668Martyrs (the original French version, don't watch the English remake)
>>34739661I know too much about war for that, it is just miserable
You guys are creepy.
I can't stop spending money on shit.Gender how are you with your finances?
gnI kind of hate you people
>>34739663and leaking
>>34739669Is a taught string not a propellant? So like 10,000 years ago
>>34739672Post clothes
>>34739677MDon't make any money, don't spend any money, kind of just rotting. Still saving a little bit though.
>>34739673You don't seem to watch any movies at all>>34739674Not that one>>34739670I'll take a look
>>34739678I just got here :(((((
>>34739668Yes
>>34739680Obviously I mean chemical propellants and explosives
>>34739677F, not great, ive unironically spent money on robux
>>34739668Gonna plug my autism here.Poseidon 2006
Meet a guy that wants to transition. Why? You hit the jackpot by being born as a guy. Well he is fat and mentally ill so I guess he is fucked. Not all are equal I suppose.
>>34739668All the old Hammer films are good. Dracula, susperia.
>>34739688For your kid, right?
>>34739678Fi dont have much money but i have a spreadsheet to keep track of things and i find it super helpful
>>34739687It’s not obvious, you fucking elitist
>>34739668Lake Mungo.
>>34739693replied to wrong post oops... you know what i meant
You cured my January blues. You made it all alright.
>>34739693The consummate woman
>>34739679HOT. Now put on a cow costume and MOO!
>>34739695Do you even know what that word means
>>34739677FReally good, I’m set for life.
>>34739699just post the song anon (based btw)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyO-Sveg6a8
>>34739693>i have a spreadsheet to keep track of thingsBased datamaxxer
Fat velvet. If you please.
>>34739677F. I save when I can.
>>34739701I have a bull costume but not a cow costume
>>34739707Save this *hurls a frisbee in your face*
>>34739699Weird
>>34739521MMaybe. Went really poorly the first time I tried it.
>>34739703Hey
>>34739657>Can't come up with a response on how her ideal society works Lol the misandist can't come up with a response on how her ideal society is better
>>34739705i luv spreadsheets<3
>>34739718Fuck you cunt
>>34739718how about in the sheets
>>34739708Darn, there goes my fun. It all seriousness, thanks for the laugh.
>>34739712what happened
>>34739708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXoIpEMb7uI
>>34739722you're welcome
>>34739625Yeah, but I won't be lurking as much.
MFemcels aren't real
>>34739725Have a good one, anon!
>>34739603Weird way to mine for data
https://youtu.be/_7xMfIp-irg
>>34739723I made a new friend and blew it up by being a retard
>>34739713Hi
Any Gender, How tall are you?
>>34739727Who asked
>>34739732So, you didn’t actually make a new friend
Women, what's going through your mind when you act nicer towards an acquaintance you rejected, and keep trying to talk to them and give them things when they're being an avoidant chud?
>>34739735F5'3
>>34739735Taller than you, midget
>>34739735F5'6 most days
>>34739735
>>34739744Doubt
>>34739749Post ‘em
>>34739750Post what
>>34739752your feet
>>34739704It's more fun if I don't>>34739711Why's it weird
>>34739754Faggot
>>34739752I’m on the left
>>34739740I really wanted to :/ She said she wanted one tooI had feelings and we haven’t talked since she told me she met someone else. Now I’m over it and feel like I fucked up and lost a friend
I have a crush on my weed and shrooms dealer, what do I do?
>>34739735M5’11”
>>34739760Kek, no wonder. You thought she wanted a friend. Fyi, she’s fucking that new “friend”.
>>34739760>Now I’m over it>Posts all this shit
>>34739764Stop doing drugs.
>>34739764>what do I do?Stop being gay
>>34739741MThey're attention baiting you into being their orbiter again. Yes, foids are manipulative like that.
>>34739764M Or f?
>>34739677MNot great, I waste money on absurd shit I just don't have many normal expenses since I'm just a friendless alcoholic>inb4 alcohol is expensiveIt's $20 a handle of Everclear
>>34739767I mean, I’m over my romantic feelings, but I’m sad I probably lost a new friend.>>34739766I’m sure they have a label now if they’re still dating. I don’t care; I’m just bummed I’ve probably lost a friend.
>>34739774No shit, one of the only times this question actually matters
>>34739776At least alcoholism is cool
>>34739777>I’m sure they have a labelJfc>I don’t careRight>I’m just bummed I’ve probably lost a friend.I really really hope you’re actually gay
>>34739729you too!
>>34739781>I really really hope you’re actually gayWhy?
>>34739735M177cm would be taller if my posture wasn't shit and if my mom didn't married a midget
>>34739786perfect height for a bf
Facial hair sucks
>>34739677FBad in that I'm terrible at motivating myself to make money, but I'm beaten down enough that I don't really buy anything extra other than nicotine and weed so I'm good at saving it if I am making any.
>>34739788Speaking as someone who has it on their face or someone who has to see it?
>>34739774F, 23
>>34739791Who has to shave
>>34739792>hasn’t learned how to get free drugsNgmi
>>34739764Don't do that. I dated a guy who sold weed and once he showed up to my apartment with a concussion after getting robbed.
>>34739787really? nice
French women sound hot
Is it true all women want to turn other smaller girls into their own personal toilets. It seems that lesbian porn centers around much more on water sports and corppophilia, and I know women are very flexible with their sexulaity
>>34739802wee wee
>>34739802boy do I have the video for you
Do people older than 22 really still get crushes? You feel butterflies and stuff?
Why did my therapist insist I wasn't schzoid?
>>34739807i turn 22 in a couple months, i'll let u know
>>34739807yes because I still have soul (sadly)
>>34739802for me it's the high trilling RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sounds that some spanish girls make. diamonds every time.
>>34739807You have to realize that everyone feels mentally 14
>>34739811Mi amorrrrr is peak indeed
>>34739802Just wait until you smell them
>>34739807M, 30Yes.
>>34739806What video
>>34739808my therapist was of those christian therapists that didn't believe in mental illnesses.he made me feel worse about my life
>>34739777You're all way too old to be bitching like this
>>34739812Yep, everyone is just 16 in an older body. Shit makes a lot more sense once you realize that.
>>34739807Not me. I stopped having a crush after 12, but I've always been more mature than everyone else.
went for a run :)
>>34739812I like a lot of the same things I did at 14 but I don't feel mentally 14 in the slightest.
>>34739807I wouldn't call it a crush and it's not as frequent but yeah it happens.You're basically just your 15 year old self with more knowledge and life experience, plus worse knees until you die.
>>34739819Not really.
>>34739804???No one is answering my question. Femanons do you want to force your besties to eat your unwiped ass
>>34739824I want to do that but I'm embarrassed because I look stupid
>>34739817>he made me feel worse about my lifeBut you should feel worse about your life, because you are a worthless piece of shit. Ohhh, you didn’t want truth, you wanted to pay hundreds of dollars a week for someone to coddle you instead. Hire a prostitute then.
>>34739824post sweaty moid pits
>>34739792Is he black?
>>34739816I want to know too
>>34739830what's your problem anon?
>>34739825Same, and thank god for that.
>>34739835Notice how you couldn’t deny it?
>>34739838Did you have a good weekend?
>>34739828>ask a specific fetishization question to the general public without an ounce of shame for how pornbrained you sound
>>34739838don't feel like arguing with some worthless asshole on the internet
>>34739838Worst brute force attempt at baiting I've ever seen
>>34739844Great, just pay hundreds of dollars to tell your therapist that they’re wrong instead.
I am not asking the right question.
Did the opposite genders have a good weekend?
>>34739846anon don't you have something better to do?
>>34739849Anon does not. Poor little guy.
>>34739848No
>>34739845>i hate my life>i agree, i’d hate my life too if i were you>wahhhh, why didn’t you make me feel better about myself?Fuck off. Like i said, if you want to be coddled for hundreds of dollars a week, hire a psostitute
>>34739848I did, I ate pizza and finally got a break from my studies and played some vidya
Women the mullet is growing in nicely. Thoughts?
>>34739848I did. I got friends.
>>34739829why do you think you would look stupid? you're just running. who cares about what some random ppl think. you run for your enjoyment and health.>>34739848*screams at my monitor and punches myself in the face repeatedly*
women how do I prevent my hair from getting too fluffy?
>>34739855Like, just got them this weekend or? That's a funny way to say that. Nice either way.
>>34739857stop blow drying it the wrong way
>>34739852Lol typo retard
>>34739854can we see
>>34739862No
How would you survive in a isolated island by yourself and with only a knife
>>34739807Yes. It's awfully sad
>>34739860I don't blow dry it
>>34739864by waiting for a dead body to wash up on shore for me to then use as a makeshift tool and friend to get me back home
>>34739864All the atoga posters on an isolated island with only one knife
>>34739852anon that's not even me, you're arguing with a different person now.boy you're really eager to argue with random people online huh?
>>34739868Excellent movie
>>34739843Isn't that the point of these threads, and what is your answer
>>34739603Female. 4.
WomenAfter just a few weeks of using dating apps I got a matchI am a fat and poor man with my profile just showing a few selfies and a cat and briefly explaining my values and saying I want to lose weightShe is an actually attractive woman from the large city kind of near me with a pretty barebones profile of just interests and pictures, but no insta link or any other obvious red flagsChances I am getting organ harvested or sold an only fans if I message her and she responds?Also if we are both looking for a LTR should I not open with a date suggestion, or should I just pick a town between us with something in her interests? I'm worried if she even saw my profile despite living in a much larger city that she is just swiping right in everyone to send them a link to her insta and then funnel in simps to some scheme, but in the other hand I don't want to ignore her because it could potentially be real interest and it's my first match
>>34739869That would not end well
>>34739848No.>>34739864How quickly I die depends on how safe the water is.
>>34739875How out of her league is she from you? Try to answer honestly, don't be too hard on yourself.
>>34739869I have all my fingersThe knife goes chop chop chop...
>>34739622>This questions made me realise I'm not even sure how to demarcate syllables.That's probably because syllables can be made up of one or more phonemes. Easiest way to determine how many syllables a word has is how many times your jaw moves when you say it.
>>34739872No. It is to ask the opposite gender questions they are probably more comfortable with so you are guaranteed a response and engagement. Unless your intention was just to purely shit post so other people have to read your horrible question and cringe.
Body love sleep
>>34739864I doubt I would make it very long. I'd be able to build shelter and a fire and probably make potable water, but I suspect I'd starve to death since I have no experience with hunting and very little experience with fishing. That's assuming I don't die from exposure or an asthma attack first.
>>34739887Can you do the twisty stick thing how would you make a fire?
>>34739883why would you use an anonomous message board for comfortable questions seems like a missed opportunity to meGo on /u and look at the piss thread, lesbians are admitting that all women are into it
Twisty stick
>>34739891Ye I can do the twisty
Pale girls >>>>
>>34739886Brain love beep boop
>>34739879I might mildly facemog her at a normal weight based on my memory of my face when I was and imagining in the effects of aging. My face is not that fat compared to the rest of me but my profile includes a shot that shows my chest so she can see I am fat if she looks at the second pic.Her photos could be mildly doctored without me knowing but two of them have little windows under her arm where her stomach area is clearly thinner than her chest or thighs regardless of the pose frauding, she is a much healthier weight than me. She wears nice clothes in the pics, some of them are a little risque but nothing trashy by modern standards. Nothing else in the profile screens virgin bait.Same age as me (early 30s), no kids. My profile is pretty brief and probably a bit dry and says I've never dated and looking for someone similar inexperienced, and some of my values, because I don't want hookups or spam matches.Basically she is out of my league because I'm fat and have no friends to take nice hq pictures of me in scenic locations. I do say I'm looking for someone to lose weight with in my profile.
>>34739894Neat. I need something to make a spark I never got that shit down.
The past is shit because of evil greedy motherfuckers manipulating and abusing everybodyThe future is fucked because of greedy motherfuckers manipulating and abusing everybodyI wonder if Humanity is naturally like this, like we legitimately could not think of a society that isn't this and thus now that it's been taken to it's logical extreme where if you're lucky to be born everything in your life is wither handed to you with no fuss or muss or you'll no better than human cattle living in a haze of propaganda, brain rot and ignorance.
I DO NOT miss her
I miss her! Pretty badly.
I would forgive her in an instant.
>>34739875>She is an actually attractive woman from the large city kind of near me with a pretty barebones profile of just interests and pictures, but no insta link or any other obvious red flagsHave you responded to the match? And definitely not gotten an OF plug?Nowadays you have to talk to the account to figure out if it's a bot. They won't auto respond anymore because that gets them found.
I would beg for her forgiveness if I could.
>>34739907One of the worthwhile things I learned when I was in Boy Scouts. I was only in it for a couple years though
Hungy
>>34739892>lesbians are admitting that all women are into itIt's probably all mtf's. I have never heard of a woman having a piss fetish that wasn't subjected upon her by a cringe drug abusing dom dude.
>>34739922I think you're all lying and are actually more rapey than guys and its just your small stature that keeps you from acting out your fantasies
I wanna build a nest with her
Bunch of suckers who want women they can't have
I went to my first ren faire today.It was pretty cool, I enjoyed watching dudes in armor punch the shit out of each other.The women were more scantily clad than I thought they would be.There were also more fursuits than I expected.I also got cursed by an italian man.
>>34739917Nice I was in Venture Crew for like 3 years. I don't think I learned a whole lot but I did get more comfortable sitting in the woods in the dark lol.
>>34739931>fursuitslol. The last time I went to one was a decade ago and I didn't see full-on fursuits but did see a lot of furries wearing ears and tails. The tail and ear vendor was there every year I went and always busy
thinking of women but im a kissless virgin whose experience ended ona a female classmate sitting on my lap once
>>34739908Your grasp of history and human systems is extremely limited and targeted towards your annoying persecution complex, and your envy is just a lazier form of greed. Unlike the people you hate, you produce nothing useful to anyone as a NEET.
How often do you think about your childhood?
>>34739931The heaving bosoms and fursuiters are expected but the Italian guy is a twist.
I said I am hungry >:(
>>34739944What the hell do you want me to do about it I live in your computer
Women, is it an ick if he has discord?
>>34739945Say you feel bad about it
>>34739935The venn diagram of furries and ren faire attendees is not quite a circle but its pretty damn close.>I didn't see full-on fursuitsAnd you really shouldn't, I'm surprised those mf's didnt suffer heat stroke>The tail and ear vendor was there every year I went and always busyYou'll be happy to know that their businesses are still thriving.>>34739942One of the beer maidens would squeeze her tits and it would squeak like a dog toy when you tipped>the italian guy is a twistI'm pretty sure he had wanted posters hung up around the venue, I think he was a wanted criminal.I only found out after I received my cursed shilling from him, I was afraid to bring it up when I passed by him again
>>34739914Good tip.I haven't responded, I just woke up and saw a notification that I have a match, she matched me five hours ago it says which would be 3pm our time.I don't know if I should just suggest a place between us I have been wanting to visit since her bio says she likes museums and new cities, or talk about something else first
i could use a big ass and tiddy scantily clad woman to smother me rn with her feminine assets
>>34739948Aww so sowwy honey about the hunger. Does that work
>>34739953Yeah
>>34739942Not just heaving bosoms, some of the girls were dressed like they were going to a rave but medieval themed
Women what drives you to dress like that
>>34739957like what? i dress like sans
>>34739949>You'll be happy to know that their businesses are still thriving.lol, hell yeah. Any noteworthy fair food? The turkey legs and funnel cakes were big hits at the one I went toLoved shopping around all the wooden sword vendors when I was a kid. My sister and I would buy a sword or two and then paint them later
>>34739925I do all the raping I want. Which is none.
>>34739959Like how you do
I really feel for zoomers and gen alpha. Growing up in a world with literally no beauty or wonder in it at all.
>>34739959Utterly shameful Disgrace Disgrace Dress better you LOSER
>>34739908we certainly find it hard to escape loops
>>34739950Just say anything specific to see if it's not on a script.
>>34739965im sure you dont dress great either
>>34739964Go outside chudbert
Women do you find Yamal attractive?
>>34739960I decided to pass on the turkey leg, I got a tri tip sandwich. The food vendors weren't exactly in theme other than costume but they were good nonetheless. They had fish tacos and rice bowls and shit.I got some elderberry mead, twas good. Also some banging frozen lemonade.>My sister and I would buy a sword or two and then paint them laterThat's a sweet memory, do you (or your parents) still have any of the swords around?
>>34739956No Faceboob style women? What a shame.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twvBwktBdmE
>>34739956Yeah that tracks>>34739957Like what
>>34739969I dress very well.
>>34739976give me an example
Oh make them bounce yeah make them bounce Ohhhhh large boobies ohhhh Bounce
need to lick a flattie's chest
>>34739973something about those boobs scare me
>>34739970I know you think that matters.One day you'll decide to quit social media for a few weeks before the system pulls you back in, and you'll go outside with your dumb phone that still tracks everything you do anyway, and you'll think you got a break and experienced what the previous generations did.But it will only ever be a cheap copy. Like looking at a photograph of a sunset.
>>34739979Here you go
>>34739973https://youtu.be/SQda3p3o_OYholy shit
>>34739973You misunderstood, there were plenty of faceboob women. One of them even served me ale. Her boobs squeaked like a dog toy>>34739975>Yeah that tracksI love women
>>34739971No
>>34739987Nice milk , bro.
>>34739987Why are you brown
>>34739986Victim complex go crazyWas the grass greener too Chudbert?
>>34739987Polish?
>>34739996>>34739998
>>34739972I think one of em is in my parent's basement, yeah. Tri tip sandwich sounds goated.It was the same deal with the food vendors at the one I'd go to. Mostly vendors who'd show up for the county and state fair and a handful of ye olde food shoppe style people
Foidshttps://www.youtube.com//watch?v=OI5wjtgsCSAThoughts?
>>34740000"Polish"
>>34739961
>>34739987disappointing...at least i now have a second bulge pic saved to my atoga folder, thx
Redoing this cause I'm a dumbassFoidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI5wjtgsCSAThoughts?
>>34739998Pretty sire that is Slovene
>>34740006>bulge hoard>no mound postedGreedy
>>34739959>i dress like sansproof?
>>34740005HAH
>>34740007what is this video
Femanons should post their outfits
>>34740012thoguhts?
Femanons should post butthole
manons should shut up!
>>34740015it's fine i suppose. i just don't think much about anime.
>>34740019Adorable
Foids why don't you look like 30yo Rebecca Hall?
Moids why dont you look like.. nevermind.. youre perfect just the way you are!
>>34740014KThoughts?
Foids, why don't you look like Ash Callaghan?
>>34740031Ugly
>>34740033She is beautiful
>>34740025I'm not brunette or scrawny.>>34740031I'm jot brunette or scrawny nor do I need glasses.
Would a femanon like to see my penis?
>>34740031I liked her years before you. She's mine.
>>34740039I'll bite your nuts off like you were a goat
>>34740025Bc my lips aren't that full>>34740031she looks small
>>34740038NO, thank you.
>>34740038if its big and clean i guess
>>34740031i just checked out her channel and it's like 10 layers of consciousness wayy too advanced for me what the fuck
>>34740042Sorry, I didn't mean to caps lock 'NO'. I wasn't yelling.
>>34740041They could be with properly applied makeup or cosmetic procedures. Only if you wanted of course.
>>34740048perfumerism might be more your speed then
THAT'S WHY I SAID I RELATEI SAID WE RELATEIT'S SO FUN TO RELATE
>>34740040Mine. Not yours.
>>34740025>>34740031>>34740053Some of you guys need a fuckin hobby
Me personally? I like when foids look like this actress from Spider-Man 3 whose name is apparently Mageina Tovah
>>34740033She looka like Simon from the chipmunks :)
Women, do you like sitting in your bf's lap?
>>34740050>properly applied makeup Overdrawn lips look stupid in person imo it only works in pictures. And I'm not getting any fillers until I'm like, 60. If I ever do.
>>34740061I read your post in the Mario voice
Huh. This is giving me some real boss baby vibes
I deserve a flattie gf
>>34740058I have a hobby. It's watching horror movies with Rebecca Hall in them because she's beautiful.I do other things too sometimes.
>>34740062Usually no I feel like I'm hurting him or my ass bones start to hurt. Straddling him is more comfortable.
Enough with the skinny chicks
>>34740065Which part? That's one of the greatest posts of the 2010s maybe
>>34740053>>34740058how do you guys even find stuff like this? is this like a tiktok thing or you just look up stuff like this on 4chan? i'm a literal caveman retard all i do in my freetime is look at pictures of animals and walk around outside looking for more animals i'm crying
>>34740058I have a hobby, it just so happens that I also like to shitpost and continue bits
>>34740069The foolish sees a gross stick. The wise man sees a golden opportunity.
>>34740067wasn't she in the christine chubbuck movie?
>>34740074This man knows. You get the best of both worlds
>>34740025They don't have her secret ingredient (one-eighth Black ancestry).
>34740077I did in fact say still say 'No', though.
>>34740077Pencil dick </3
omfg get that off my fucking screen why would you post that without spoiling ffs
>>34740072They are adjacent to my interests so naturally they show up in my algorithm and I do want to be clear that those interests are not my hobbies.Most recently my interests has been perfumery.I'm *this* fucking close to DIYing some fragrances.>>34740064Good
>>34740077>this is big enough to be considered post worthy by /atoga/ moidsholy crap you guys all have baby dicks lol
>>34740077thats huge
>>34740082Board doesn't have spoilers. I wish every board didBetter question is why this faggot didn't just catbox it instead of showing all of us
>>34740084oh that's really cool. you should 100% DIY some perfumes
>>34740072How about you take a look at this animal haha
>>34740087exhibitionism probably>>34740088I'm like 3 or 4 fragrances away from being satisfied with my collection, after I'm done with that I'll start buying the raw ingredients and perfumers alcohol.
>>34740077Ugh, that could have been >his penis.But I am drunk on painmeds.
I really miss her.
Why do masculine poser podcasters dress like this like it doesn't scream they are bottoming?
Wait! She has a big Shrek hand in the foreground of her main pic! That means because of the placement she edited it to make her hips look bigger and her waist look smaller! That means it's a real woman we're so back /atoga/!
>Posting penis directly in thread instead of linking to itOh my, how gauche.
>>34740093Who and why?
>>34740093Same dog. I hope you’re keeping yourself busy.
>>34740100I am hoping for a vacation from this place
He doesn't miss me at all
Where is my gf
>>34740106Which one
>>34740106My bedroom
>>34740105Why would he miss someone that spends their time looking at random mens penises on anonymous forums?
>>34740106she busy lil bro
>>34740105Who?
>>34740106you have to kill a medusa and a giant kraken thing first
>Men will literally expose themselves to get banned from a website rather than exercising willpower to not come here.You'll just reset your router and be back in a day you pervert.
>>34740113Do women also have to undertake the hero’s journey to get bfs
>>34740113Can medusa be my gf
>>34740114Perhaps
>>34740116no she hates men and she's a lesbian and you'llget turned into stone and she'll smash you into little dead moid stone bits>>34740115um sure why not :)
Call my girl "medusa" because I get rock hard when she looks my way.
>>34740077>all of the women are laughing at this dick>my dick is roughly this girth and a little shorter I thinkHow should I kill myself and do (You) want a shoutout in my suicide note?Post gender
>>34740120that's a good one...do you have a girl?
>>34740121MThey’re shitposting anon.
>>34740119She is not a lesbian femcel you are making that up
>>34740113Niggas really out here doing twelve labor type shit for some middieBack in my day we just took a ho to a chariot race and she was happyAntiquity has fallen, our bronze age is ending...
>>34740121they are just saying that because he flashed everyone
Hold on guys I gotta uh drag her out of hell below cuz no cost is too great for my beloved n shit
>>34740121I'm just pining. Relax bro.
>>34740130Ok, simp...
Is it a bad thing to be a grower?
>>34740126>Niggas really out here doing twelve labor type shit for some middiePerseus killed Medusa not Heracles.>>34740123No...
>>34740125fiiiiiine. she would be such a perfect femcel though.>can't fall in love any moid because she accidentally kills them all
>>34740028really?
>>34740130Leading a situationship by the hand out of the underworld but Hades sez I can't ask her "what are we" or her soul gets instantly called back to abode of the dead
>>34740138I would blind myself for her
>>34740109I'm on a blue board because I DON'T WANT to look at dicks
>>34740142romantic anon... sighh
>>34740136No most dicks are growers
>>34740136I can't stop and explain to someone it grows if they see me soft
>>34740136No. Growing is ok. Imo it's kinda more aesthetic.
>>34740144She has a forked tongue
Shy men, how can I make you comfortable enough to just tell me your feelings instead of hiding them (and doing a really bad job)?
>>34740137>type shit
>>34740150Be comfortable and open around us. If that isn't enough after a certain point, leave us to figure that problem out for ourselves and focus on yourself or someone else.
>>34740150No subtlety is allowed
>>34740139100%
If someone turns you down on a dating site that you've been sending PMs back and forth with by telling you that they don't feel a connection, is it considered rude or bad form to not reply and have the conversation die? Or do you have to send an obligatory "That's fine I understand" message
Do you think that the amount of states and countries restricting pornographic websites will decrease the demand for anal sex?
>>34740150Don't be so scary
>>34740155I'd consider it bad form to not send at least a brief "Thanks for letting me know" before unmatching/blocking them
>>34740156In gay men?
>>34740155I did that and it felt very beta
>>34740156All I’m saying is that Christians use the back door loophole. If anything it’s going to increase the demand.
Men how would you feel if ur gf gifted you a collar for your birthday
>>34740165Yeah I’ll put it on but I’m gonna get her back when it’s her birthday
>>34740154thanks anon :)
Men, how would you feel if your gf told you no piss fetish?
>>34740150Say hi
>>34740165I wouldn't wear it. I'd offer to let her wear it.
>>34740165Hot if for herGay if for me
>>34740165I might wear it
>>34740169
>>34740177GODDAMNIT I LAUGHED TOO HARD
>>34740179Mission accomplished
Women, would you be in a throuple?
>>34740182Yeah
>>34740182Only if i get 2 bfs,
>>34740182JH?
Women, at what age are you hoping to get married?
>>34740182No that sounds terrible
>>34740186>tfw my classmates got married in their early to mid 20s>some of them have kids too>am almost 30 now>never been in relationshipi almost don't care at this point.
>>34740186It's not gonna happen
Girls, would you date someone who used to be a bad person but is now a good person?
>>34740193lol what a motherload of a post
>>34740184They'd probably just spend all the time fucking each other?
https://youtu.be/MM_G0IRLEx4
>>34740190Same boat for me but I'm 30. I'm a guy though, and I care just barely more than that at this point.>>34740191Why not?
>>34740197Comedy Tip: Try singing the words "selling hole pix on onlyfans" along to this song
>>34740182Yes.>>34740183I'm offended if anyone would think I'd use the namefield.
>>34740198I'm already 34 the only incentive left is companionship and I just don't see it working out.
>>34740196...uhm no theyd both be straight
>>34740202Wouldn't really be a throupleWould just be you having 2 bfs
>>34740201At the risk of feeding you trite platitudes, people can still get happily married later in life, and people can change a lot between 30 and 40 imo
>>34740202Is it really a throuple if they don't also fuck each other though
>>34740203dont crush my dream
>>34740200Thought you'd be asleep
>>34740203Do you think they'd call their living room the waiting room
>>34740204Shouldn't have risked it. I changed a lot from 20 to 30 but if that's any indicator then my prediction is correct. I'm not even interested in dating any more I'm abstaining from here on out.
>>34740202thats called having 2 cucks larp as your "bf" lmao
>>34740182Like contractually?
>>34740209Fair enough. I spent most of my twenties doing thatI overlooked the line of your post about no relationships btw sorry, I have been in a couple, in my teens and early twenties
>>34740165cool if its for herbreaking up and probably punching her in the stomach if its for me.
I wanna give her a piggyback ride
>>34740214>breaking up and probably punching her in the stomach if its for me....why
Am I the only one who doesn't want their partner to like the same things as them?
>>34740213>overlooked the line of your post about no relationshipsHuh? I said I'm no longer interested in them not that I've never been in any? it's whatever this conversation is pointless. Have a good night.
>>34740218No, I feel the same way. I don't want to talk about tech nerd shit with my gf
>>34740219Doubly sorry I'm an idiot and mixed you up with the other anon I replied to. You too.
>>34740217>..why?...because its wildly insulting faggot shit to ask a man to wear a collar. how would you feel if your bf bought you a chastity cage and a strapon? Exactly
>>34740218The thing I like is roller coasters so I'd really like if a girl liked going to amusement parks with me.
>>34740222collars can be worn by either gender, its not gender specific
>>34740218Ngl I kinda resent women who like sports
>>34740222If you don't like it just say so you don't have to act like a toddler about it.
>>34740218No, I'm like that too. I'd like to think it could work. I feel like it would add more to our lives than having the same hobbies and stuff.She would need to like pets and being outdoors, though. Those are non-negotiable shared interests imo.
>>34740228yeah and when men are doing it its gay (and kind of mentally ill, frankly)>>34740232im just explaining myself when prompted to do so
>>34740218I want a good amount of overlap but I don't expect to like everything he likes and vice versa. I want it to be relatively easy to find something to do or watch together that we both at least somewhat enjoy.
>>34740236its not inherently gay no, just a little fun, why areyou so insecure?
Need gf to go hiking and plein air painting with
>>34740218>he doesn't have to like everything>I'm actually fond of rollercoasters and rode apollo's chariot several times before and after fabio got hit in the nose by a goose
I think my dog knows I'm a sociopath, and it creeps me the fuck out.I've nursed him since glhe was a few week old blind puppy and had him trained, not once have I hit him or raised my voice at him, ever. We always cuddle and hug and he licks my face as I scratch his belly and such, but it is all mechanical. He is afraid of me. When I come home he immediately goes lay by my wife's bedside. He is always submissive and acts as if I beat him but I never did, and it kinda 'clicked' in me. It hurts bros...
>>34740218I want a girl with some overlap but also different hobbies that she can teach me about or do on her own time if she wants.
>>34740246Animals can see inside of you.
>>34740240it is gay, calling a spade a spade isnt "insecurity"just find a gay/bisexual dude its not that big of a deal
>>34740242I like the idea of en plain air painting but I am way too slow for that shit. Be there for 6 hours and accomplish almost nothing except getting gamsol everywhere which hurts the environmentalist in me.
>>34740207Can't sleep. Sunday night anxiety + energized by dick.
>>34740253youre treating it like its objectively gay, when its not. youre insecure.
>>34740251I hate it so much dude I just want to be normal
>>34740259whatever helps you sleep at night buddy
Gender what do you think about Ireland creating a public list of domestic abusers similar to the sex offenders list?
Women. Why do you hold your forks and spoons by the very end of the handle
>>34740260You have to learn that you should never be that way or the demons will make you suffer a worse fate.
>>34740265Did you observe one woman doing that and think we all do it now?
I finished planning out a nice date in a town between us geographically. There's an archery range, then our pick of a few nice restaurants, and then we could go to this old house and farm equipment type museum which has a few cool vintage items and some odd stuff like a captured ww2 Luger.Anyways I clicked chat finally to ask her if she liked archery or wanted to try it, and her conversation starter prompt about a first date was "snap" and her snap username """subtly""" included in a gradient image. I assume this is a bot or OF shill and I should not bother to message Planning the date was fun though, maybe I should take out an ad in the personals for someone to go on the date with me
>>34740268Two
I wanted to post penis, it's not fair
>>34740263Didn't west virginia do that?All red states should.
>>34740254I'm thinking more like ink and watercolors or gouache and only for a couple hours max lol, nothing too intenseI'm real excited to try this in a sketchbook on an upcoming camping trip, never tried it before
>>34740271It's never too late.
>>34740266I actively have to try to not be 'evil' towards people, it's not easy, and I don't want sympathy. I just often wonder what it's like to be a 'good' normal person.l with a normally functioning moral compass and impulse control.
i want a chubby man like picrel
>>34740272I wouldn't trust america to do it. The list would be like 60% cops.
WomenCan you play an instrument? If you don't, what would you want to learn?
>>34740274>watercolors I just can't with watercolors and inks the planning it requires doesn't work for my brain. I'm interested in trying gouache but I'm only good with oils. And I'm gonna need like 40 hours.I hope you have fun with it! Don't forget bug spray.
>>34740281*ex copsThose shouldn't be allowed a rule of force over the public ever.
Women how would you feel if you outlived all three of your sons
guys guys I did 7 push ups today!!
>>34740289Gettin there!
>>34740281>>34740285The indirect simping for violent criminals needs to end
>>34740285I guaran-fucking-tee you that if a domestic abuse list were implemented, the police unions would lobby to make it illegal to fire, reprimand cops for being on it, or have it as a disqualifier for new cops.
>>34740282I used to play clarinet in marching band but idk if I could say I can still play. I want to play the mandolin it just feels right.>>34740288I am so far removed from this scenario I can't even answer the question.
>>34740293You mean like the 30% of police who have histories of domestic violence against their SOs?
Can you co-direct, and play the twins? And adapt the main theme for mandolins?
>>34740278Normal people are fucking animals with limited self control and obsessed with their image and statusWhat's abnormal at least in modern times is actually developing a complete cognitive moral model balancing precepts and practical outcomes, and then applying it in defiance of your immediate desires and emotional responses
Women, would you date a guy who wanted to move to Dubai?
>>34740278A system that demands a sacrifice of life will end all definition. The only way to progress is the path left by the wrong blood.
>>34740297Did you know 5 out of every 3 women experience sexual abuse in college?
>>34740284I will! I use a lotion for that. I'd love to try oils but probably never outdoors. Watercolors and ink just make the most sense to me. Always loved drawing with ink and shading with brush pens tooHaven't tried gouache yet but will in a couple weeks.
>>34740246wtf do you do to your wife
>>34740301Never
>>34740303That seems higher than the rough number I've been aware of, but it is a problem, yes.
>>34740294If cops can't not be evil then departments should be dismantled and the state dissolved. If abuse needs to be upheld, it should be by the neck with a rope.
Femanons are my fidget toy
>>3474018627
>>34740312How old are you now?
>>34740301Nah, there are certainly worse places than Dubai, but it's also a place I'd rather not live in.
>>34740308Did you know 90% of women feel they have not eaten breakfast this morning?
Hey anons is there an easy way to tell the difference between gunshots and fireworks? The fact that a woman screamed right before the 2 blasts is uh...not comforting.
>>34740318Detroit anon
>>34740309>>34740294This is why men have just started saying "she voted for it" any time something terrible happens to a woman. You are so reliably pro rape, pro murder, pro theft, pro street drugs that it's become a joke.
>>34740318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd_s8W8f7Y8ABC7 News Bay Area is on the case
I sent this coat to the dry cleaner and it still smells like old people moth balls, what more can I do?
do men like sniffing women's skin during sex?
There's no one I like out there for me
>>34740326Yes.
>>34740321Not even close. But it's not like where I grew up I KNEW those were gunshots because the rod and gun club was a mile through the woods. These were considerably closer and there was no "whump" or "fizzle" like with a firework.
>>34740326I like doing it all the time :)
>>34740327What would they be like if they existed?
>>34740330Ok so call the cops
>>34740333Why? They won't do anything. I thought men liked guns I figured one of you would give me a little infodump on how to tell the difference.
>>34740322Laughable at someone so small to think wanting criminals to suffer consequesces is pro murder, pro rape, pro theft. Or that wanting testing for medicine that has existed longer than any of us have ever lived is pro street drugs.You are microscopic. HAHAHAHAHA
How do I deal with feeling like I'm not a good enough person for the kind of girl I'd want to be with?
>>34740338Get your shit together
>>34740332>hopeless romantic, a little sad but doesn't do any gross shit like cut herself>obsessed with me>has a creative hobby or two>tidy but not in an autistic way>dresses well>good music taste>hot>homebody but likes to go out sometimes to an aquarium, concerts, or late to a bar or some good food where she loses herself in my gaze
>>34740339I am trying, and I think I'm a better person now than I was this time last year, and I'm happy about that.
femanon, can I lick you?
>>34740342what part of me
>>34740344hmm your upper arm?
>>34740341>better than I wasJust not getting worse is a victory. Be good enough for you and you'll be good enough for the right person.
I am getting the unshakable feeling that this chick is losing/has lost interest in me because I was taking too long to make a move, so my questions are 1.) is it Joever or can I somehow salvage it? and 2.) if it is Joever, why doesn’t she just tell me that instead of continuing to kinda sorta do date-like/coupley things with me sometimes?
>>34740349Only way to find out is to make a fucking move
>>34740349I'm in the same spot and I'm pretty sure my only option is to just do it next time and see what she does in response.
Should i just ask my doctor for ozempic?
>>34740345no deal
I could fuck her better
I’m going to make a playlist of songs I think she will like
>>34740350That’s not what I wanted to hear, of course you’re right, I just don’t know how, I’m not super experienced with this stuff
The boys are yearning
>>34740358Man, shut the fuck up nerd
mildly important WOMEN LADIES MEN TOO WHY NOTi'm designing a character. she wears jeans and a tshirt. what type of jacket should she wear. she's not wealthy and she's a fugitive
>>34740358>don't know howSee that's the thing you guys think there's some secret manual but you just do it Does anybody have that "JUST PET THE FUCKING DOG" picture?Put on a movie and escalate the amount of physical touch that's happening until there's no plausible deniability and then kiss her.
>>34740353ok where do you want me to lick you?
>>34740368my clit, in a circular motion
Still mystified by this tattooWhy the fuck would anyone think that looks good?
>>34740365she has to wear a ragged cloak , that's how you know she's been through some shit
>find the perfect bf>he has a micropenis>find perfect gf>she has incurable vaginismuswhich is worse ?
>>34740369sigh fine.clockwise or counter-clockwise?
>>34740365Bomber jacket
>>34740370Are you retarded? She had the frenulum piercing and stupid hair already. It was obvious she's a degenerate whore who probably got molested lol
>>34740370maybe she's a vampire.
That party last night is the first time ive ever felt like people liked being around me. People were talking to me so much and they all told me that i was pretty and fun to talk to and got really close to me physically and i gave so many people my instagramwhy does alcohol do that?
>>34740370She's not very lean for a professional athlete.
>>34740374Vaginismus can be fixedMeanwhile nothing can really be done about a 5 inch micropenisMight as well just be a lesbian
Unpopular opinion: A woman who has been in one to three serious long-term relationships has worse pair-bonding than a former party slut that has fucked fifty dudes in one night stands.
>>34740370Why are her hands so fucking ugly this bitch cannot be 19 or whatever
I had a perfect 10/10 making unmistakable moves on me and I fumbled by not just asking “what are we”. Suicide
>>34740381Nta>leanShe's not a runner.
How do I ingratiate myself into a group of people who are already friends?
>>34740380People call it a social lubricant for a reason
>>34740388Slide in real smooth
>>34740370what mystifies me is what you people see in this ugly bitch
>>34740370Do lesbians get tramp stamps? What the fuck?
>>34740380you got roofied didn't you?also I've posted this image before lol
>>34740374I don't know anything about vaginismus - is there any way to get a woman with it off (with or without penetration) without her being in pain?
Might be an all time low Atoga quality. How are you people so fucking dumb
>>34740381You want her to be skin and bones? Why?
>>34740384and I want both of them far away from me
>match with bitch on hinge who says we should kiss>say "okay im available on X">no response>leave town>get a response from her today saying "oh shit what happens next"bruh i wont be there for another two weeks wtfffffffffffff. How do I get her to be one of my forever hoes that I can just fuck on demand and show little to no attention to in between sex sessions?
>>34740373I don't want her to be too ragged because she just started to run from the police. my plan is that her physical condition becomes increasingly scarred across 3 chapters because lack of access to medical professionals, and she gets an outfit change for each part. ch 1 - normal clothing for fall - no scars ch 2 - armor and clothing for winter - scar on face and earch 3 - armor and clothing for spring - leg brace, slight limp, and scars. i do want to give her an edgy trench coat or some kind of cloak here.>>34740376what colour?
https://files.catbox.moe/soi6r4.webm:))))
Contagion is a really boring movie
>>34740393not at all, i only had shots of my own vodka and i remember everything. I remember i did a lot of smiling and jumping and patting people on the shoulders and walked like half a dozen people to their ridesI actually helped a girl get home cause a guy want trying to take her home and she was too drunk and confused
>>34740398>How do I get her tohave drugs
>>34740395Nigga how new are you
>>34740403You should watch Contracted instead.
>>34740402Fun
>>34740402MR BONES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>34740395You people say this shit every week
>>34740403Going through covid kinda made it feel pointless
What do you mean, "you people"?
>>34740408I will watch every pandemy/outbreak movie I think they will all be shit
>>34740412Are people genuinely still whining about covid?
>>34740370Should I be ashamed in the fact I still would?
>>34740414Have you watched Outbreak? I think that one is pretty good.
>>34740415What do you mean? Watching a pandemic movie after going through a pandemic would be boringEspecially since it wasn't a world killer just a standard bad outbreak
>>34740414Have you watched 12 Monkeys?
>>34740412Yeah, the first half is pretty good but then it gets weird and very slow
>>34740419No, I haven't. Isn't that a time travel movie? I hate time travel movies
>>34740405If drugs mean "be hot as fuck" that's already been done. What's next?
>>34740421It's got a time travel bit to the story, but it's about a virus outbreak. It's weird, but good. You should give it an honest chance.
>>34740423I'll watch it
>>34740422no manchicks just want drug providers
Women, why don't you get a job you bums
>>34740427It's got a time travel bit to the story, but it's about a virus outbreak. It's weird, but good. You should give it an honest chance.
>>34740430I'll watch it
Women God DAMN why do I wanna crush you in my arms
>>34740429I have a job
>>34740433Another violent moid. What a surprise.
>>34740426god damn dude women suck they should just all be obsessed with me for who I am. Why do they need faggy drugs
>>34740436But you are a bitch
>>34740435I want to throw you like a javelin
>>34740438And you get sodomized
yes i know its 4 inches long dont FUCKING point out how small it is
>>34740415Well, it was a violation of human rights. I still see a few retards walking around with those blue face masks.
Femanons, would you let your bf eat your ass?
>>34740444NTAThere's no point in talking to Branch Covidians anon.
>>34740448I guess
I want femanons to make fun of my small penis
>>34740448No. Gross.
Women are legitimately fucking terrifying wtf, like what the hell am I even looking at.
>>34740402The end result of women's rights is just endless weird porn since they aren't good at anything else
>>34740456Dude they are tiny you can crush them with your mind
i want a bf!!!!!!!!
>>34740463A fat one right?
>>34740448And what is that going to do
>>34740462I'm literally smaller and weaker than them I'm an insect.
>>34740466dont be weird
Girls, do you think it's lame if a guy is 30 years old and he's never been on an airplane?
>>34740469You're the weird one
>>34740472you made it weird first
>>34740471No. But I think it's lame if a guy is 30 and doesn't have a passport and has never done any travelling at all.
>>34740469Oh my bad i thought you were the fat fetishist
I want to be the bigger spoon and hold her tight and wrap our legs together and kiss her body a lot
>>34740474Well if I've never been on a plane then there's no reason I'd have a passport. I'm not driving to Mexico.
I wish I was a beautiful balloon
>>34740480I'm so highI just may never come down
>>34740483They dropped a new one did you check it out
>>34740452Femanons, whats worse? If he actually has a small penis, or if this fine gentleman is packing and STILL wants you to do this?
>>34740485Both are the same.
Men, how do you feel about height differences? what about size differences?
>>34740480what kinda balloon animal do you want to be?
>>34740485My lenis is small, its only 7 inches
>>34740490Penis*
>>34740471Planes are for people who have money and aren't worried about finding weed at their destination. The first and last time I was on a plane I was 12.>>34740474I wonder what percentage of US 30 year olds don't have a passport. I bet it's a lot. >>34740485I don't think it matters much. If I have to answer then yeah the guy with the normal dick who still wants me to call it tiny is like 5% worse.
>>34740488I learned that her new bf was 6'3 and suddenly I felt very small
>>34740493>I wonder what percentage of US 30 year olds don't have a passport. I bet it's a lot. In my experience it is a lot.
Women (and men too i guess)How loose is your weenus
>>34740474I'm sorry for being poor and spending my money on rent and food instead of plane tickets to Greece or whatever
>>34740488I love when girls are 5' or less.
>>34740488I can appreciate being taller or shorter than a woman but unsurprisingly prefer to be taller. I’m 5’11” and have mostly dated women around five to six inches shorter than me.
>>34740488I'm 6'2. I've always dated girls who were in the 5'2 to 5'4 range. It's nice. I think they're cute. But I really want to try dating like a 5'10 girl.
GendersIs there a work of art (any medium) that inspires you when you're at your lowest?
>>34740493>Approximately 47% of young Americans ages 18 to 29 do not have a U.S. passport.
>>34740490mister your penis is really larger than 99% of men?
>>34740493I don't have a passport yet but I'm planning to get one soon, as I'm planning a theme park road trip in Europe next year.
>>34740474Great, something else to be insecure about THANKS
>>34740499And size differences, idk. I’m not a huge guy and don’t really get off on dwarfing a woman and less so vice versaI prefer thin and chubby women to fat women if that’s what you mean
>>34740503>Stretched (flaccid)Wtf kind of bullshit metric is that why are they measuring that
>>34740501Does this count?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
>>34740501Sometimes I do watch a great movie and it makes me feel like God loves us because he gave us people who are able to make movies better than anything I could've ever imagined. Like Vertigo.
>>34740503Come on this cant be right 7 is average at best
>>34740501MThe Bible, especially Psalms.
>>34740495I'm older but I'm one of them lol. I could in theory drive to canada pretty easily if I had a passport but like, why.>>34740496Pretty stretchy. My earlobes gross people out. I feel like I might have EDS but there's no real point in testing for it a doctor can't do anything about it it's just lifestyle change stuff you have to do.>>34740504I don't understand your fascination with theme parks but I admire your dedication to your interests lol.
>>34740503Did you measure all the guys at the party you went to?
>>34740423>a bitbro the time travel is like the main fucking thing
>>34740509Sure!>>34740510I actually wrote that question because I've been listening to Mahler's 2nd symphony a lot recently since I got back into classical music and it's amazing to me that a human being can write something like that, so I know that feel.
>>34740501FI don't think so? When I'm at my lowest I'm watching things my 5 year old self watched 100 times I'm not really engaging with art in any meaningful way I'm looking for nostalgic escapisim.
>>34740503>my penis is apparently bigger than 95% percent of earthling penisNice
>>34740511picrel>>34740514sure, why not
>>34740513>I don't understand your fascination with theme parks but I admire your dedication to your interests lol.I've actually thought about this. I think to me, I've heard plenty of people say "pictures don't do it justice," but the ultimate example of that is a roller coaster. You can see pictures, you can even watch POV videos, but that doesn't even come close to giving you the experience of actually riding it, feeling those forces on your body. And I love how these parks can be so brilliantly designed. I understand why people love going to national parks and being around nature, but I really love the fact that these areas are manmade, human creativity went into building these lands for the sole purpose of having fun. Brilliant engineers sat with their commuters to calculate how much G-force a person would feel if the track curves a certain way, and then they build the ride to give riders a series of forces that will be fun and thrilling. And that's just coasters, but a dark ride where you go through and look at scenes can be just as amazing. A giant work of art that you don't just look at, but you travel through. To me there's nothing like it, and if I'm going to travel somewhere, it's going to be to a theme park.
>>34740501Yeah.When Carol returns and BTFO of Noble Red.
How much money do you think it will take to go the the next world cup?
>>34740516Have you seen Amadeus?
>>34740519>85% of penises are shorter than the mean perceived by womenThis is the important stat, women think 85% of guys have small dicks.
I told the other men in my life that I am NOT a safe space for them. I genuinely do not want to hear them complain about their whiny bullshit to me.
Damn, ballad of songbirds and snakes is tone deaf af. Also gross missuse of the hanging tree song without establishing it to the time period first or making automatic weapons rare. Did anygenders watch this bullshit?
Something isn't adding up. Unless guys with slightly bigger than average dicks are doing almost all of the casual fucking.
>>34740517That counts! I still listen to music from my teens because it reminds me of when life was a lot less stressful.>>34740524Not since high school. Is it worth (re)watching?
>>34740525It's such a fallacy to say size doesn't matter
>>34740527I read it I didn't watch it.
>>34740529Why do you think they get to do all the fucking?
>>34740530I think so, and especially since you like classical music. Being amazed and awestruck by music is a part of the film. They just came out with the theatrical version (which many people prefer to the director's cut, which is really just a bunch of deleted scenes put back in and not a true director's cut) on 4K Blu-ray.
>>34740533But you can't tell until you've already decided to fuck him? Is it a confidence thing?
>>34740526Damn, how many men are you talking to daily?
>>34740532Is the book consistent with time period?
>>34740519Fuck now I will never have someone make fun of my (apparently not small) penis
>>34740529I have a big dick according to that chart and I haven't had sex in ages.
>>34740537What does that even mean? They're all set in the future.
men how often do u wear hats? what kind of hats? would you start wearing a hat if ur gf asked you to?
>>34740543>men how often do u wear hats?Never.
>>34740543Why tf would my gf ask me to start wearing a hat?Is that something people normally do?
>>34740519Lmao how you gonna please a bitch with 5 inches
>>34740545cause they look good on u? idk >>34740544when will you start?
>>34740547>when will you start?Not gonna.
>>34740543I'm balding so literally anytime I leave the house
>>34740543I dont like covering my beautiful hair But when i had short hair i wore a baseball hat
>>34740543Never, and I don't think I look good in hats. If she wanted me to wear one then I guess I would, at least sometimes. What kind of hats do you like?
>>34740548what do you have against hats>>34740549what kind of hat
>>34740552>what do you have against hatsThey're unnecessary.
>>34740552>what kind of hatDifferent baseball caps, sometimes beanies if it's autumn or winter.
>>34740553so you never indulge in anything that isnt 100% mandatory ever in life?>>34740551baseball caps (backwards or forward) in warmer weather, beanies and coonskins in colder weather
>>34740555>so you never indulge in anything that isnt 100% mandatory ever in life?Yes, I live an ascetic lifestyle.
>Send a full body nude and they criticize your posture
>>34740557but 4chan isnt mandatory yet here you are>>34740554very nice, do you have a favorite hat out of them all? maybe based on color or design?
>>34740555I did have a beanie for a while when I lived in Iowa, but I very rarely wore it. I really just don't think I look good in hats.
>>34740559Your fault, don't send nudes if you have a shit body
>>34740555>coonskin Fr? Like the davy crocket hat with the tail coming off the back and everything?
>>34740555>coonskinsLike Davey Crockett? I guess I'd wear one if you really wanted me to.
Nigga how does a soldering iron break. What is in there than can break. It's a stick with a heating element inside
>>34740562I have the weight of all my worries on my shoulders, that's why I have bad posture.
>>34740563>>34740564lol no idea who davy crocket is but yea the racoon striped tail hat , they’re cool>>34740561try a baseball cap instead
>>34740563>>34740564Fuck you call me white boy?
>>34740567I don't like the way my hair sticks out when I wear a baseball cap. I know a lot of people like to wear them when it's hot outside but I just look better without them.
>>34740565maybe you should open it and check if one of the solder joints cracked and broke the circuit. Its' a very easy fix, you just need to remelt it with your soldering iron
>>34740573how long is your hair?
>>34740575Like Harry Potter I guess
>>34740542Technology patterns.
>>34740570I associate coonskin caps with dirty white hicks. It's a "weird kid" hat choice. Not quite the same as the guy who wears a duster to high school but like, they're related.
>>34740578In which movie?>>34740579This doesn't help me :/
>>34740582I go a while between haircuts so it just depends. But within that range.
Do you think helen of troy got the ick watching the war happen and like 99% of the guys being at most 5'7
>>34740583I only bring it up because goblet of fire is an outlier they all have crazy long hair in that one
>>34740588It's shorter than that. I feel like I just have the standard male haircut.
>>34740592> standard male haircut.hot
i want kissies
My favorite part of having a gf is tearing down her self esteem and making her dependent on me
>>34740595Pretending this isn't bait, how do you go about doing this without her realizing and leaving you?
>>34740594Go hook up with those poly people you gave your number to.
foids which one are you?
>>34740594>kissing the village bicycle
>>34740594You would despise my existence if I were near you.
why cant i feel like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMbhEdmhYw
anons i think she is autistic this is a good thing of course
>>34740599the one who handcuffs you to the bedframe while you sleep so you can never leave her
>>34740604why has a girl never desired me that strongly? am i not worth it?
>>34740603f, I'm autistic too, its nice to talk with other autistic people
>>34740599Closest is German girl but I'm asking for diner breakfast not beer.
>>34740606What are you autistic about
>>34740607Do you actually? I've never had a girl ask me for anything other than more sex. But I am pretty proactive about breakfast.
>>34740606Yeah it is its nice talking to someone who understands me
>>34740599def english
>>34740610If I want to keep hanging out sure. We have to eat something.
>>34740603Guys like autistic girls?
What is the mental illness that seems to possess all New Zealanders?
>>34740615not if they have dips
>>34740617Speech impediment
>>34740615Yeah but not fucked up crazy ones
>>34740615Yes but you went to a party so you are not autistic
Yeah, but real ones
Stop giving her (You)s, faggots
>>34740615You are not autistic you are a bpdemon
>>34740617a sexy accenti cant wait to visit there, its like australia but without having to deal with the scary spiders
>>34740615They only think they do
>>34740617Australian hands, no one else would bother to have an opinion about kiwis.
>>34740599Swedish
>>34740605you just havent met the right girl yet
One thing i hated about my ex was that she was way too similar to me
>>34740634how much longer? im going to turn 26 soon and i want kids
>>3474063826 is still very young, dont sweat it.
I've been sleeping without pants, i feel like a degenerate.
>>34740640who the hell sleeps *with* pants?
Girls, do you have your bellybutton pierced?
>26 is still very young
>>34740639what are you talking about? i want to still be around for my grandkids. i was supposed to find >her 8 years ago
>>34740642No
>>34740617What's your problem with us?
>>34740647Are New Zealand and Australia similarly plagued by hordes of Indians and other such 3rd worlders?
>>34740644why dwell on the past that is unchangeable? have hope
>>34740641Me until recently
>>34740642Nah. Never liked the look of it. My sister does though.
>>34740652Can I kiss your sisters belly
My escort being paranoid about the condom breaking was so cute. I'm in love bros
>>34740652*licks bellybutton*
>>34740654Put a ring on her
>>34740644Even if you have kids you have no control over whether or not you get grandkids. Don't base the whole plan on that.>>34740653She's getting married in literally a month no.
>tfw no bf who runs a real estate instagram account with a small following with his dad
>>34740658He doesn't have to know
>>34740655Hope you like sand
>>34740650im not dwelling on it. i just have no idea how to find her and its frustrating
>>34740649Put your name back on Gary.
>>34740661*rapes bellybutton with tongue*
what does it mean when a guy rejects women and says he is emotionally unavailable? he is in his late 30s with no relationship/dating experience but he does have casual nsa sex somewhat regularly. should I just assume he is the playboy bachelor type who wants to sleep around and never settle down?
>>34740664dating apps is your best bet.
>>34740667Move the fuck on damn you people
>>34740529Yeah.. thats why they do all the fucking..
>>34740608i like animals a lot>>34740615i see a lot on tinder that say they want "slightly autistic girls" whatever the f that means>>34740631eastern states at that. nobody cares about nz in wa
>>34740668she's not on dating apps
>>34740672how do you know that?and if so, then how are you going to find her?
>>34740671I like animals too, they're delicious!
>>34740670We went over this earlier. We don't know how big his dick is until we've already decided to fuck him. So if they're doing most of the casual fucking they must be doing something differently than the rest of you from the outset.
>>34740671>i see a lot on tinder that say they want "slightly autistic girls" whatever the f that meansIt's just a new way of saying they want a shy nerdy girl because they think she'll be naive and won't cheat on them. Basically they want a girl they can treat like a pet.
>>34740656Nah, I was just joking. She already messed up and I don't like her anymore>she asked me if I'll be at the event>I said no, I'll be at homeUsually this is where people ask if I want to join them, right?>she sends a pic of herself at the event>I ask if she's with her friend>she says yeah>I ask a few mins later if she wants me to join them and that I'm 30 mins away>no response until 4 hours later after the event>she then says I could have joined them if I wanted to (??? bitch I fucking asked)
>>34740675If a feller has a large member he carries himself different. Women can sense it.
>>34740677Nigga...
>>34740677NtaWhy would she invite you to come out if you already told her you weren't planning on coming? Stop being such a little bitch.
>>34740675guy with big dick gets in = gets far more sex and repeatedly + keeps trying for more sexo due to perceived skill and genuine improvement in bed guy with small dick has sex once = it goes poorly = no return sexo = gives up on dating = self-selects into genetic dead endits just biology, basically the reverse of the manlet/ugly issue (person looks bad -> biggest barrier to intimacy and mating success is the immediate, up-front issue of looks and general attractiveness)
>>34740674not like that! I'm vegetarian>>34740676I'm so glad I don't have to use dating apps, they seem like they attract so many crappy people
>>34740673>how do you know that?because she's not the one if she uses dating apps>how are you going to find her?i dont know
>>34740684Would you date a guy who isn't?
Can browns blush?
Either gender, if your bf/gf took part in someone else's wedding ceremony while you were dating and held hands with someone of the opposite gender as part of the ceremony, would you be upset or offended?
>>34740683I can see how he would get more repeat visitors than a small dicked guy but a virgin with a big dick and a virgin with a small dick that have exactly the same face and body are in the same position when it comes to attracting a woman.
>>34740684
>>34740682>if you already told her you weren't planning on coming?I didn't say it like that exactly. I just said I'll be at homeBut I literally asked a few mins later anyway if she wants me to join them>>34740681What?
>>34740689I would get the us govt to bomb it with a drone
>>34740688Yes i blush and people have pointed it out but then again im not the most brown person in the world
>>34740689F, No but I would naturally be a little jealous. I wouldn't make that his problem though, i'd just deal with it on my own.
>>34740689You're supposed to do the more formal version, give her your elbow. If it was explicit instructions from the bride that's one thing but holding hands is doing it wrong and suspicious.
>>34740677Why are you trying to date a prostitute?
>>34740690Of course, but you underestimate the outsized impact of repeat sexo. Its not binary virgin v.s. nonvirgin: when we're discussing total proportion of sexo in society, its more accurate that a small proportion (bigger dicks) are getting far more long-term success and hookups as stated, despite this trait technically not being visible at a surface level.
>>34740693>Are you coming?>No I'm staying home>Ok. *doesn't check her texts for the rest of the night*?????
>>34740693You could've had a cute hooker gf but your autistic ass just had to fuck it up
>>34740701>>Are you coming?>>No I'm staying homeThose weren't our literal texts, she never invited me directly>>34740698>>34740703Shut up shut up
I kind of want a swat team to break down my door and pump me full of lead ngl
>>34740665That wasn’t me. Most people hate thirdworlders.
>>34740700My point here is that women aren't knowingly choosing them because they have bigger dicks. They can't. I'm theorizing that having a bigger dick leads to more positive sexual experiences and that that leads to higher confidence so they're more willing to go out and try to get more. Like you said the small dicked guy who has a terrible experience is less likely to try again.
>>34738765
>>34740690>I can see how he would get more repeat visitors than a small dicked guythe moids ive known all told me size achshually doesnt matter so i think you're wrong.
What's your favorite asmr video to simulate having somebody who loves you?
>>34740708>Like you said the small dicked guy who has a terrible experience is less likely to try againhe's (literally) me!
>>34740708Women constantly talk about dick size so if a big dicked guy fucks a woman all her friends will know he has a big dick and line up to fuck him next.
>>34738918When did you become C*nadian wtf I dislike you now
>>34740710>the moidsWe're talking about success with women though not gay men?
>>34740711I don't do that shit because it's gay
>>34740704Go hire her again man
>>34740711This and heartbeat videos in generalhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iDC-ihAZsMk&t=144s&pp=ygUTU2tpdHR5bGF0IGhlYXJ0YmVhdA%3D%3D
>>34740711probably something by goodnight moon
>>34740714I've literally never experienced this. I've only ever been warned that he's gross (hygiene not behavior).That might be a thing if the whole friend group is hypersexual but that's not normal.
>>34740722Didn't she sexually assault a girl?
>>34740723I should have said cool women who fuck a lot, not autistic women.
>>34740696>i'd just deal with it on my ownlook out guys femanon's about to go berserk on a wedding ceremony
>>34740689FThat’s not a thing. Sounds like bf is paranoid and guilty
>>34739067People have become unbelievably stupid. There are troons and nons everywhere and almost everyone is severely mentally ill.
>>34740726What about autistic women who fucked a lot I don't any more, once you realize men will fuck anything there's no validation left in it.
>>34740725dunnodont careher voice is nice and she reminds me of >her
>>34740733You did it because you're a loser with fomo, they did it because they're Stacies
>>34738801Demoralized by the (((Bolsheviks)))
>>34740732Okay, Yuri. But Russia is currently engaged in the dumbest fucking war ever, so your kgb spook crap rings a little hollow.Capitalism won. Soviets and communism lost. What we're seeing now is what happens when capitalism is twisted by too few with too much power, not a secret soviet plot, we did this to ourselves perfectly well on our own.
>>34740737He should have just fucked a 50 year old mentally ill woman like you did.
>>34740599Swedish is closest
>>34740736>loser with fomoI'll concede to loser but not the fomo. If I had fomo I would have tried coke by now.
>>34740738Tbf he never said the Soviets did it he'll blame it on you know who
Getting blocked is the end of the road, right? She was humping me and then poof
>>34740744blocked = move on
>>34740741What else do you call being a virgin at 30 and then fucking dozens of guys? Textbook fomo, "reclaiming your youth"
>>34740722goodnight moon is peak
>>34740687isnt autistic or isnt vegetarian? i don't mind others eating meat but I'm never going to cook meat
>>34740735Who is >her?I can't remember, goodnight moon did have one video I really liked back in the day, but I'll have to look into it to remember which one. it wasn't a role playing thing or anything like that. I will find it.This one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGvY2FbwoJo
>>34740747What? Are you combining me with another anon? I started fucking when I was 18. Barely before my 19th birthday but still. And I haven't even hit 2 dozen.
Women, are you mean to guys you are interested in?
>>34740738BRICS nations are currently winning, 60$ trillion GDP (PPP) compared to NATO’s 40$ trillion
>>34740745Yeah but what if i bring a younger hotter girl with me to her job at a cafe
>>34740743Oh, of course.
I just found out the girl I like's ex-boyfriend got engaged. How can I use this to my advantage?
>>34740743Correct
>>34740751I want to punch her in the face
>>34740751the girl I was seeing for a while then got ghostedshe looked just like her
>>34740755How tf are you going to manage that if this one blocked you?
>>34740736This is a good point. Loser femcels get used for sex then think that they're on par with Stacies. You see this phenonemon in the summer too when femcels try to look sexy in slutty outfits that expose their gross pale legs.
>>34740448Let him. I will sit on his face
>>34740761Wdym? Her cafe is a public place and i got a date with a newer hotter girl coming up. If things go well date 2 is mogging the girl who blocked me
>>34740599>another epic reposted Twitter meme You people are just loathsome dogs
>>34740739Not that old, and she made beautiful babies. Most women are genetic dead ends
>>34740758Gary, how do you respond to claims that you're homeless and fucked a disgusting insane woman just to have a place to sleep?
>>34740753no
>>34740763Even femcels can have nice tanned legs. They're one of my more frequently complimented features. I'm no Stacy but I appear normal even up close you have to observe my actions to see it. For a while I was in the "it's fine if we use each other I just want some dick and for someone to pretend I'm desirable for a night" camp but the odds of the sex being good aren't good enough to put in the effort so I quit.
my feet hurt.My toes specifically.
anyone else basically just give up on reproducing/dating due to a set of things they cant get over personally? I have never dated and likely never will, i dont wanna deal with a woman settling for me so i just sort of completely gave up on that entire path of life as a teenager
>>34740771Why don't you get a real bf? They don't like autistic pussy in Perth?
>>34740778Why do you think I'm Australian? I've had 4. Didn't work out.
>>34740773Wanna lock toes with ne?
My engaged coworker seems to be really flirty with me specifically, today she made a pouty face to me and finds ways to tease and touch me constantly. Her friends are hot too.
>>34740779I confused you with one of the other autistic femanons, there's so many now.
>>34740777No, I haven't given up necessarily. I want a gf who loves me and to cuddle. But I'm also not good enough for me, so I don't date because why would I? If I'm ever good enough I'll start dating again.
>>34740769I’m glad I pumped her full of seed, created little Garys, the future belongs to my children
>>34740777I have a micropenis and am more scared of sex than I am of death sometimes, quite embarrassing and retarded but yes.
>>34740783You should clarify before insulting people you just look stupid now
my /atoga/ gf will come to me eventually
>met girl at cafe>meet her bf>one day take her to my table to chat>bf cokes to me later saying she was uncomfortable and to not talk to her>she continues to talk to me not around him>stay away bc fuck drama>month goes by>find her alone, they broke up>ask her out, she says yesWere going to a park near my house in a couple days wat do
>>34740785All those Indian workers in Canada are paying taxes to support your offspring on welfare.
:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3
>>34740786>I have a micropenisProof?
>>34740791You posted this a couple of weeks ago
>>34740777>>34740786Don’t give up
So ive realized every woman will leave me for another guy and so i cheat without worry all of the time. I build a harem to fill my broken heart, is that what you wanted, women? In the end?
Im leaking precum
>>34740796A couple days ago yes and so what this thread is posted every few hours
>>34740795i wouldnt feel comfortable posting my body even if I was happy with it. It honestly boggles my mind how people feel fine just going nude for strangers. Very different mindsets
>>34740789>>34740797>>34740798>>34740799A merciful God would cause these 4 to be hit by cars and leave them stuck in the hospital on life support until they’re dead
>>34740689Why is hand holding lewd if there is no other context to it. That sounds like he jerked off to her hands later that night and he's guilty of being a gooner.So then I get to keep >his hands in a jar and only my hands get to touch >his dick.
>>34740800Yeah but like a week ago you saod your date was going to be in a couple of days
Women, how much would you want your bf to be able to bench press?
>>34740803no u
>>34740808Like honestly what kind of faggot nigger autist has such little regard for his own time that he types this shit
dubs and bluevalkyrie marries cr1tikal within 2 years
>>34740811lmfao whoops
>>34740793Yeah they came all the way over here to support me
>>34740802>It honestly boggles my mind how people feel fine just going nude for strangers.If you're anonymous it doesn't matter.
>>34740808i bench 50kg, but I don't care what he can bench
>>34740808I have no idea what a normal amount is but I weigh about 120 so that.
>>34740802It's fine if your face isn't in it and you have good lighting.
>>34740816That's getting into a reasonably respectable bench press for a woman.
>>34740814They're paying for your antipsychotics so the least you could do is take your pills.
>>34740823thank you, I want to be able to do 80kg eventually
>>34740827Traitors get the bullet first, kikessMaybe you should up your dosage you infertile whore slag
>>34740811>>34740813Hahaha bruhhhhh
Crazy how rapists always have someone to rape
>>34740848When you’re a hammer the whole world looks like nails or something
>>34740848crazy how womenbeaters always have a bitch to beat
>>34740848Crazy how true misogynists always have a slut who gets wet for them.
Did anons here go to prom? What was the week like before the prom? Were everyone desperate or they had someone locked in a month ago?
>>34740848Isn't the only way to identify a rapist by them doing rape? What do you call a rapist that doesn't rape? Retired Rapist? Rape pensioner?
What if we just keep dying and being reborn until we find our soulmates. And then when we do and we die we go off with them forever.
>>34740803Truly he is a cruel and angry one
>>34740833I'm not a traitor because I'd never consider myself to be in the same group as you.
>>34740855Senior prom is literally the only reason I'm not a khhv (I've checked off everything but the v). I got asked to prom by a girl who was crazy about me and got rejected by my oneitis so I went with her as my backup. In retrospect I feel bad for not treating her better, I didn't like her and wouldn't have dated her but she was a nice girl and I feel like I probably soured her night by not at least pretending to be into her.
>>34740855Male. I didn't go, had no one to go with anyway. Apart from the guys I was hanging out with, nobody cared.
I ought to kick your ass for that
>>34740861An eternity with the girl I'm crushing on hard right now doesn't seem so bad.
>>34738757Femanon, if you had a cock, what length and circumcision would it be? Also, would it be cut or uncut?
>>34740887How would I know that. Uncut I guess because genital mutilation is horrific
>>34740889Imagine how uncommon circumcision would be if you got to personally decide if you wanted it done when you turned 18. And naturally also had to do it with no anaesthetic.But you'd still have women bitching about how cut dicks are less ugly or whatever.
>>34740855No. I was homeschooled and didn’t learn anything
>>34740855F, yes. Junior year, I was asked to go by a senior "friend" the week before, and I left early because it was awkward. Senior year I went with my first bf, and we'd been planning it for a while before then.
>>34740903was sex after from night special?
>>34740905I just gave him a bj like usual, so not at all. He and I never had sex beyond that sort of thing.
>>34740907and he ate you out in return?
>>34740913No. Our sex life was just me giving him hjs and bjs.
>>34740916what were you 14?
>>34740919No, 17/18. We only dated late junior and all of senior year of highschool.
>>34740855F. No I skipped it. I was very vocally against going in front of the two guys that might have asked me because I didn't want either of them to. It was expensive, I was still in my awkward phase so I would have had an absolute meltdown and never found a dress, and it just didn't sound fun. It wasn't even somewhere cool. I don't regret it I'm sure I spent the several hundred dollars I would have spent on prom shit on something equally stupid but more entertaining.
>>34740923Surprisingly tame sex life for a late teenThen again, the fact that you are on this suggests you are an introvert.Even then, it seems pretty unequal, like you'd think he would have at least fingered you.
>>34740941>Surprisingly tame sex lifeYou know that's JH, right? She was getting jiggy at home, lmao.
>>34740941To be honest, it was mostly because I didn't want him to see me naked in general and I didn't want to risk pregnancy. I was happy to just take care of my own needs by myself.I don't think I started having relationships where the sex was "equal" until my early 30's.
>>34740855f, yes, it was boring asf I went with a group of friends and I wish I'd just stayed home
>>34740957>I don't think I started having relationships where the sex was "equal" until my early 30's.such chastity is admirable; seemingly most modern women are far too horny and entitled to hookups to hold that long
>>34740863Do you jews not mind being around browns because subjugation is ingrained into your dna? I’ve never seen another race that was such a glutton for punishment and masochistic
>>34740956>getting jiggyWhat fucking century is it?>>34740966>chastityNo, just private degeneracy. I don't hold any moral superiority over people who had hookups, I just personally know I'd never get anything out of that. I've always preferred to just stay home and read porn and use toys.
>>34740863It’s either that you love browns or you have a seething spite towards whites
>>34740972>>34740977It’s the latter
>>34740973So after your "first" bf, you started dating your cousin around 18-21?
I just spent $400 on socks. I hope they’re worth it
>>34740897Nope.
>>34740897My son isn’t snipped and it feels so good ending thousands of years of kike traumaI just found out the other day that mudslimes do it as wellFeels good
I am presenting my melons to all of atoga, uncensored and raw.Please be gentle...
>>34740897>But you'd still have women bitching about how cut dicks are less ugly or whatever.Women outside of the US don't do this
I now feel like she just used me
>>34741048Women in the US don't do this either. Hell I've only seen one uncircumcised dick it was like seeing a zebra when all you ever see are horses it was neat.
>>34741040Nice
>>34741040Nice. I've just watered my tomatoes, I hope they grow big and strong
Does anyone else ever have that feeling of searching for something but not knowing what it is?
>>34741077sure
>>34741077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3-5YC_oHjEWhat you described usually comes with some sort of inner restlessness for me.>>34741076What type of tomatoes do you have?My dad usually grows tomatoes every year, but his seedlings this year were doing pretty bad. Probably because he kept the room he grew them in at a low temp, not using any heating during the cold spring.That's what you get for being too stingy!
>>34741107>What type of tomatoes do you have?Unironically, no idea.A friend of a friend had a bunch and asked around if anyone wants any. I just picked 4 different kinds at random.I'm pretty new to gardening, this is only my second year growing some stuff on my balcony, but this is also about my 3rd summer living in my own place.My parents have a small garden, but unfortunately I wasn't interested in it, while I still lived at their place. But it's a bit of a catch 22, the only reason I got into gardening (and many other things) was thanks to a small journey of self discovery that got kickstarted by moving out and living by myself, so while in hindsight I would have loved to be the person I am today a few years ago while I was still living with them, I doubt that would have been possible
I want to turn back time to Sunday morning
>>34741051For what?
we had a mandatory book discussion thats 20% of our final gradethe professor just goes by vibe and checks if you provide contributions to the class discussionthing is with everyone he would expand on their input but with me she just went "oh my thats an interesting psychological concept" so i didnt get to expand on it more before she passed it to the next studentif im getting a lower grade im going to be pissedfucking women manwhy cant she just use a rubric like every other professorthe final is supposedly all open questions too, so she can just go by her feeling instead of right or wrong
>>34741125If you go forward in time, it'll be Sunday morning again
>>34741122>a small journey of self discovery that got kickstarted by moving out and living by myselfThat happened with me too (probably happens with most people hah), I moved out from my parents in my early 20s to study at an university, but then moved in with them again when I just started working, then moved out again.Now I have several different plants each year and I love it. If you ever feel like it, try to raise some chilis/peppers, they're quite easy to do and if you got a decently sunny and warm spot, give you a really nice harvest. Last year I got so many, I had to turn them into chili paste and freeze it, since I just couldn't use them all (and they were really spicy).My dad usually just has cherry tomatoes or other sweet, small variants. They're the perfect snack.Do you have them in pots or buy something different to raise them in?
>>34741138There won't be the same Sunday morning ever againNext Sunday isn't special
>>34741161what was special about the last sunday morning?
>>34741161Every Sunday is special, none can be perfectly repeated
>>34741165>>34741168I'll have to just live with the painful regretI wonder if it's karma for the thing that happened 3 years ago
>>34741136She doesnt like your concept? Maybe she's biased towards you. If she does give you a bad grade, you can write a review on her, there's a website for it.
>>34740811Big doubt, he's probably already in a relationship. He wouldn't want to marry her if he looks into her history.
>>34740782That's disgusting, she's a hoe
I think I'm going to cook something inspired by Spanish dishes to commemorate their beautiful win against the Argentinian pigs.
>>34741209It's not nice to make fun of little kids
>>34741077Only when i look at porn without deciding beforehand what i want to look at. This is a bad thing to do because i can end up indecisive and spend too much time on the porn sites.
brehs...i think i caught the shit parasite
>>34741152To be fair, moving out also happened to coincide with starting to go to therapy and coming out of a very short, but very toxic relationship for me, so those two factors were very conducive to changing who I was as a person.I lived with some roommates during university for a bit, but never felt at home in my flat, spend weekends at my parents' often and eventually moved back in with them for a few years, before getting my own place in my late-mid-20s>chilis/peppersSounds neat. I'm not much of a spicy eater, but my mom has a huge collection of them so I probably can borrow some seeds.I've tried growing some garlic, but unfortunately we had a very cold winter and I think they just straight up froze. Other than that I have a little mint plant and some decorative plants around the room (all of them adopted) and honestly it's just a really fun time to take care of plants and be rewarded for it.>Do you have them in pots or buy something different to raise them in?There in pots, but as I said I got them form an acquaintance, so they were already raised. basically I'm skipping the hard part and get them at a point where there's not much to fuck up anymore, except maybe forgetting to water them. But it's a nice entry point and I hope I can start expanding from here.
>>34741209Make sure you keep a portion to share with those hungry kids that are celebrating the win
Kier Stalin retired
>>34741256Hungry Spanish will always have a place in my heart.
>>34741265They are not Spanish citizens, yet!
>>34741032>I just found out the other day that mudslimes do it as wellIn all fairness they do it at 6 or so, when th ekid is old enough to understand that his parents haven't just ditched him to be hurt. Its still peak retarded, but it is not the same as inflicting severe neonatal trauma by subjecting a newborn to excrutiating pain right after he has drawn his first breaths ever. Amerimutt cirumsizers are not human
>>34741252Did u eat fast food in the past month
>>34741268I don't know what you're talking about.
>>34741271I dont understand how that shit didn't stop in the fukken 1970s or somethingHow can you be a medical professional in current fucking year and think "yeah genital mutilation for newborns is fine and normal and we should push this on every parent whether they want it or not" Nuclear fire cannot come soon enough
>>34741273Yes. 2 or 3 times. Been bloated since wednesday or thursday. But ive been shitting normally. But today is the first day its been actually painful. Just shit this morning and I have to go again like 20 minutes later. And im at work. Fucking hell
If you just started working a new job and your brother has his wedding come up, and they schedule you on that day, would you skip the wedding? I can't really ask for days off yet.
>>34741284But is it explosive diahhrea
>>34741287I would not, if they can’t make an exception for you they are a shithole and you should start stealing toilet paper from them
>>34741288Not yet but I think it's coming
>>34741281Neonatal trauma inflicted before the 18th month of life generally sits at the deepest layer of the subconscious so that affected individuals remain consciously unaware of it.this is compounded by tha fact that this specific trauma is inflicted directly to the genitals, causing castration fears and therefore affects sexuality as well, which is complicated enough on its own.It however drives the compulsion to repeat said trauma and inflict it on others, see Pedophiles. This can turn into a full blown obsesssion in some , but most never really think about it and just feel driven towards having their own sons circumsized as well.Breaking the chain requires making people aware and making them confront the fact that they were traumatized, as well as the effects it had on them. This is no mean feat, especially if you are ina society that still normalizes neonatal circumsizion because its a juicy prime cash cow for american hospitals. Foregoing the aneasthetics that are mandatory in all other neonatal procedures and running it as an assembly line , including semi automatic tools and everything, makes it basically free money that hospitals can grab whenever.
cleaning away the colored dirt from this femanon's box
>>34741287Did you not tell your job before hand about this?I assume your Brother didn't just spring this on you. So you should've told your manager when you got hired on that you needed these days off.
Italian women are peak and I will not be convinced otherwise
>>34741294Doesn’t it have to be diarrhea to be considered a symptom
>>34741298source?
>>34741310OoofAbout 150 years of Psychological research?Maybe try this article as a starter: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6428430/
Could this be autism? Why is this so hot?>gf likes to bounce on beds>even on my leg or abdomen gently when I sit sprawled out>imagine how it feels on her tiny pussy
>>34741318Is she 12 years old?
Hey anorexics, imagine how much weight you’d lose if you catch that raw veggies virus!
>>34741315>ctrl f circumcision >zero resultsA real source please?
>>34741320She’s 24, weirdo
>>34741318>gf likes to bounce on bedsI like doing that and I'm a 35 year old man. It just feels good so theres no reason not to do it. Nothing autistic about it, that term has gotten so overinflated it should be abolished tbqh
>>34741325Are you a Jew or something? You need a source to tell you genital mutilation is bad?
>>34741305they are also crazy
>>34741325https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7702013/Last freebie. Lrn2google like a grown up from here on out, you're not entitled to getting spoonfed.
>>34741327NTA, but it's creepy as fuck to describe your gf's pussy as "tiny" that way.
>>34741328>ntaSir, you have autism.
>>34741331I find them charming and their spergouts are cute. Redpill me on your perspective.
>>34741330No, im absolutely ant-circumcision, I just think that if you claim something you should be able to prove itHow else will we eradicate the practice
Can you give me some advice please?>>34741336Thank you.
>>34741334Just admit you’re a pedo dude because that makes no sense at allHow tf are you gonna bring up a MINOR when someone is talking about sex or genitals?You’re weird bro
>>34741332you didn't read that and don't even have a degree stop larping
>>34741332Thanks, you should've just posted this one in the first place
I'm anti circumcision because the one guy I had sex with who was cut had issues with orgasming because of it and I think that's unfair
>>34741341Do not use the internet at all for 2 weeks
Remember when Spain _actually_ colonized Argentina?
>>34741344I didn't claim to have a degree though? Weird goalpost shift.You're basically speaking against the current consensus in neonataly psychology, the same things why not letting babies cry and keeping them close to their parents is strictly recommended.So its you who should nut up and present seriouy sources why inflicting severe pain to a newborns genitals is somehow magically not traumatizing.
>>34741343I didn't bring up anything, I only said it's creepy to talk about a pussy that way.
>>34741352No that was like 400 years ago
>>34741351Yeah, maybe I'll download a ton books and be offline
>>34741356And I don’t careYou guys are still the pedo creeps projecting onto me because I called her right ass pussy tinyYou still chimed in, pedo
>>34741340The general public does not give a shit about scientific proof of harm especially regarding a cultural abuse practiceWhy do you think black people still whoop their kids
>>34741361>he continues to be this defensive over being called out for a word he used being creepyOkay, now I'm starting to think you're actually guilty of something beyond just a bad choice of words.
>>34741363Thats why it should be made illegal, normies are fucking lemmings
>>34741287You should have told your boss in advance that you have a wedding to go to. You've probably known about that wedding for close to a year.If you really don't care about attending a wedding, I guess you can skip it. You don't seem to care much about your brother's wedding.
>>34741364>projecting stillDude… you two agree that how I described my ADULT gf’s pussy as tiny is “creepy”. You guys are literally thinking about minors on an adult website, not me. You’re not gonna catch me doing shit with minors, but the fact that you guys brought it to begin with is the red flag, not me. Let it go already. Goodbye.
>>34741361Holy projection
So if I wasn't circumcised I'd just be a happy healthy neurotypical and would never have discovered 4chan?
>>34741287Were you specific in the onboarding paper to say you need that day off?
>>34741376exactly
>>34741372>anon who doesn't know what autism means acts autistic about wordsNot surprised.
>>34741340>How else will we eradicate the practiceCommon sense and no tolerance for people who place any sort of value whatsoever on circumcision.If that's enough to disavow female genital mutilation, we should extend the same courtesy to male victims too.
https://youtu.be/WFP2cyn1u1AMuricabros, how about a first Latino president for 2028? Would be a funny "diversity" move, wouldn't you agree, hermanos?
>>34741204Sour grapes or misery anon jelly.
>>34741382I hate this man.
>>34741382Sure why not. The chinks hate him
>>34740887What a weird fucking question. I guess I'd be circumcised? And I only figure that because of bathing with my brother as a kid.
>>34741380Mutts main problem is that your doctors associations and medical institutions still reject the worldwide scientific consensus and outright recommend unaesthesized neonatal circumsizion without cause, peddling ancient hodgepodge about "hygiene" and other nonsense. They do this to not disturb the profit making activities of hospitals. If you want to change anything, those are the insitutions you want to protest and attack. All they have to do is fall in line with literally all first world institutions and condemn circumsiszion.
>>34741388>>34741390That so?
>>34741394>They do this to not disturb the profit making activities of hospitalsI'd actually put the blame somewhere else
I’ve been so gassy now I’m worried I have the parasite too
why are women constantly scheming against me
Washed a few clothes with my hands. This is the way our ancestors did it.
>>34741402As would I.>>34741394The most we Americans can reasonably do is refuse to circumcise our children and encourage our peers to do the same.
>>34740887i dont think i would be circumcised because it isnt common in my country
We need apocalypse, now. I’m really tired of the world as it is.
Gender What’s your current living situation? How do you feel about it?
>>34741418MI own a house in a town I don't want to live in. I'm moving into an apartment in another city soon and will start renting out my house to someone else next year.
>>34741352I remember reading about it. I think they were ruled by Peru before that. Anyways, Spain was really good at conquering, wiping out civilizations and destroying culture at the time
dreaming of meeting a smart woman with a big ass who likes butt stuff
>>34741418f, just bought a house and I'm moving in a few months
>>34741424Too bad JH is already taken
>>34741382I like his take on communism, that it wasn't even good in theory, not just in practice
>>34741418F. I live with my partners in a paid-off home. It feels surreal to not be singlehandedly responsible for all the housework and maintenance for the first time in my adult life. In fact, I sometimes wonder if things could possibly continue this way given how uncharacteristically great my life has been recently.
>>34741426I wouldn't call JH very smart, not with her life choices
>>34741426I appreciate being called smart, given I often act stupid around here.
>>34741418FRenting a nice apartment with two friends in a city I love. We are saving up to buy a place together in a few years.
>>34741426JH is cool but not my type
>>34741418MLive with parents ShameMostly because im a slob and depressed so my room is messy and getting to the point where i think im a hoarder
>>34741429>with my partnersIs this some poly shit? Whats it like
>>34741436What do you hoard?
>>34741418FIM HOMELESS
>>34741444That's hard to believe
>>34741444how are you posting
>>34741439Yeh, it's a throuple. It's my first time fully moving in with anybody else, so idk how much of these new experiences can be attributed to poly shit or housemates shit.Overall, it's been great. The way I'm sometimes home alone feels eerie, though. Still not used to the space without having them around.
>>34741418I hate my house but I try my best. I hate my roommates, and half the time I’m not there anyway. I like the other place I go to but I hate being split in two
>>34741432She is possessed by demons who control her. All her independent thoughts are gone, it's just lust and sex on her mind. Her afterlife will be full of suffering.
>>34741449That sucks.>I like the other place I go to but I hate being split in twoBoyfriend's house or wat
>>34741418Fstudent accommodation. i like it but i wish everyone i shared a kitchen with would clean up after themselves better lol
>>34741417<3
>>34741448Well, good luck with that. I hope the guy has strong nerves and abundant stress resistance
>>34741453Any jeets in there?
>>34741304>>34741369He only told me about the wedding a month and a half in advance and I started the job about two and a half weeks after he told me.
>>34741447Did you really ask how to post without a home
>>34741464Thanks. And I think he's pretty calm and patient, especially with me.
These shoes are so fucked they like make my foot look crooked.
Women, woudl it be a deal breaker for you if I've never had a relationship before and lived alone for most of my life? I'm extremely self sufficient because of it, but I also need my space and find it uncomfortable and not easy to be (emotionally)close to someone.
>>34741442Books cameras guns radios clothes
>>34741450No, I think JH is a garbage human being on her own
>>34741468there is an indian guy but he is chill. he isnt one of the people who leaves things messy
>>34741450>it's just lust and sex on her mind>t. average atoga gooning enjoyer
Women want peer-validated males ONLY.
I want to know about the exes
>>34741450>>34741481:(
>>34741476it's probably fine
>>34741481I agree, but you think she was just born evil or was she once good?
>>34741491You say that to everything!But you're likely not wrong.
>>34741485>>34741450>it's just lust and sex on her mind>implying the men here precisely don't want that in any capacityAsexuals are just traumatized and refuse to heal. You're really no better than the autists that refuse to think about dating until they're 30.
>>34741490She's not as bad as CB, but she doesn't mind cheating either
>>34741502That's not true.
>>34741493I prefer to believe no one is born incapable of being good
>>34741470Why does your own brother have you on the C list
>>34741476Yes, obviously.
>>34741506pretty sure she was #2 mcgee fan (right after cb)
>>34741517That's also not true.
>>34741506It is. She said something like how she found it hot that MKG wants to cheat on his wife with her.
>>34741516>obviouslyWhats obvious about it? Some reasonign would be nice. Isn't self sufficiency attractive?
>>34741526No. He wrote smut that didn't mention cheating at all, and that's what I said I liked. I like him as a writer the same way I like J. K. Rowling as a writer. Doesn't mean I like the writer as a person or support their stances or actions.
>>34741532Lol, you're so disingenuous. Just like your cousin who cheated on you was actually your 10th cousin, right? Lying freak.
>>34741532>He wrote smut that didn't mention cheating at allHe didn't need to if you both knew he had a wife, yet you still supported him stalking you
>>34741535Saying "lol" and then saying random shit doesn't change the facts. You can't go one post without lying about me, it's embarrassing.Quick, answer this question: if someone was born in summer 1991, how old would they be in the fall of 2024? You can do math, right?
>>34741541Answer this first, freak.>>34740981
>>34741540Again, saying some written words are hot isn't "supporting" shit. He didn't do anything and I liked his writing style, that's all I cared about.
Atogan TrinityJewsJHJerking Off
>>34741542Okay. The answer is no, that's incorrect. Now do the math question, pussy. Let's see if you improved from last time you answered it. Remember that time you brought it up unprompted ITT in an attempt to talk shit but you didn't actually do any of the math right?
>/atog/ - ask the other gender anything>its just implied namfags sperging at each other over dumb shit that no one knows or cares aboutCan you stop it with the gay discordfag tier drama thxJannies can ban tit pics but not keep this on topic. Great job!
>>34741532I read some of his slop, it was mid or worse. You gotta go out of your way to praise that shit.
>>34741544What do you think about people who find Nabokov's writing hot?
Do women actually think that a man masturbating to anything other than his imagination (where he must be with his gf/wife) is LITERALLY the same as cheating
>>34741544by agreeing that it would be hot for him to stalk you, you by default agreed that it would be hot if he cheated on his wife for you, it's simple logic really
Thoughts on Jews jerking off JH?
>>34741550I liked the stuff he posted here that fit my preferences, idk if we read the same stuff. It's hard to find a writer who focuses on the right things in violent smut without taking it too far and making it snuff.>>34741552Never read it.>>34741556That's wrong. I'm telling you that I think cheating is bad and that I personally would never cheat or want to date a cheater. Anything you decide to infer from the sorts of porn I read means nothing.
>>34741554not the same but I don't want my partner masturbating to anything except me.
>>34741548It was more hilarious when you ran away after trying to claim that rape isn't sex. You're one stupid freak.
>>34741554I have never met anybody who thinks that way.
>>34741411would you like to be?
>>34741565I answered your question like you asked, and you still won't answer mine.If you don't respond to this post with the simple math I asked, you're conceding that you are an idiot who just wants to talk shit while spouting nonsense, like your incorrect math.
>>34741560He simply wanted to make a throuple like you, it's just you succeeded at it and he did not
It's not even noon and the thread has devolved into trash.
I have never interacted with a woman on a personal level before. Do they really vent all the time?
>>34741570Kek, you don't even know what happened to you. Is that how you coped for years and why you pretended to be a virgin after you got raped?
>>34741573No kidding. It started up pretty early today.
>>34741554I'm a woman and i dont think that way at all
Can I make meatballs?
>>34741541NTA, 33+ years, what's the point of that?
>>34741548>Okay. The answer is no, that's incorrect.And when did you date your cousin then? In your mid 20s? That's pretty fucked up of you. You didn't think it's wrong to date your family members? Oh right, of course not, lmao.
>>34741586I'll allow it.
Okay my life is pretty good how about yours?
>>34741592Tummy hurts but im employed and not homeless yet and have only a little debtThats gotta be a 7/10 life right
>Talking to big banda booty QT (i like 'em fat)>Hitting off well, get her number>She says she has a catEvery fucking time>>34741592BadWhy is it so hard to find a woman with proper teaste in animals
>>34741554If you masturbate to another real person, it kinda is
Id date my 3rd cousin, she's pretty hot ngl Thats distant enough where its safe
>>34741554If i ever get a gf I'll just quit mastirbating entirelyI'm almost at that point now already
>>34741587The anon who spams threads unprompted calling me a freak took the time to post pic related, saying I lie about my age. This is despite the fact I've shared my birth year and month here and anybody as obsessed as him could've done the math.As you can see from his responses here, he's so embarrassed that he refuses to answer the math question.
>>34741602Imagine walking in on your wife splashing to an image of one of your homiee. Pretty sure I would freak out.
Bride chose an overpriced Chinese dress site for the bridesmaids dresses, and returns aren’t allowed. All the photos in the reviews look like shit
>>34741569no. i dont agree with circumcising kids (unless its actually medically necessary for some reason). idc if adults want to get circumcised, theyre old enough to make their own decisions, but i would have no desire to do that personally if i had a dick
>>34741608soon-to-be-ex bride, i hope
>>34741554If you jerk off to anything that is not your partner/s then yes that is emotional cheating. Why are you desiring to touch yourself if you could theoretically be having sex if you could get consent easily? If you can't tell your partner about your urges, how are they supposed to feel connected in the relationship sex? You are doing your relationship a disservice by defaulting to your single life masturbation habits.
>>34741610Adult circumcision is just as bad if not worse than newborn tbqh. I read about an anon here (real or fake impossible to tell) who said afterwards he had constant pain and sex and masturbation was literally impossible even months afterward. And he did it because his gf asked him to kek. And she was pissed off because he couldnt have sex with her anymore lmao. Consequences of simpery
>>34741615What if she has a lower libido than him
>>34741623Either you are monogamous and capable of negotiating an exception that isn't insulting to her, or you were never monogamous.
Maybe the foids are right. Maybe all I want is to use a woman as a fleshlight, but is that so wrong?
>>34741629Then pay for it if that is all you want and stop wasting good women's time on your indecisive ass because you want to cheap out.
>>34741629Why not just use a fleshlight thenThats basically the conclusion I came toIf all i see women as are sex objects, then what do I need an actual flesh-and-blood hopes-and-dreams bona fide 3D woman for, I can just masturbate to whatever I want for all my sexual needs
I don’t want to use a woman as a flashlight and kinda got my feelings hurt recently because it seemed like no matter what I did, a woman thought that’s all I wanted from her
>>34741632I'm better than my animal instincts. I'll just be celibate, I'm not paying for sex.>>34741634I do own a fleshlight but I'd like to have sex.
>>34741636>I don’t want to use a woman as a flashlight Most of them aren't very bright, its not agood idea anyways
>>34741639I was gonna be a little disappointed if I didn't get a reply like this. I was phoneposting
No wonder im depressed, the world is so fucking ugly>inb4 someone posts a picture of the swiss fucking alpsI dont get to live there, I get to live in the urban sprawl southern shithole known as the atlanta metropolitan area
>>34741642You should try to escape the sprawl
>>34741606Did you ever say that you were 33 in 2026?
>>34741645No.
>>34741642But you have lots of qt korean american gurls there
>>34741644Housing too expensive in atlanta proper(wouldn't want to live there anyway tbqh)No jobs that pay in rural areasI'm just stuck until I win the lottery or ww3 breaks out or something
>>34741645>asks a liar if she ever lied
>>34741651Idk where you heard that but I haven't even seen an Asian woman under 60 years old since I graduated high school 6 years ago
>>34741652You have to be the one to make something happen if you want it. Save some money and get out of thereAt least set aside money for some vacations
>>34741651NTAAsian Americans don't generally live in the South.
>>34741444Do you want to live with me
>>34741654>>34741657I thought Atlanta has the second highest population of Koreans outside of California
>>34741449Why do you hate it?
>>34741636Most women assume that we want to use them for sex anyway. Just show them that you care more than that.
>>34741659They all must live in one specific racially segregated neighborhood or something
>>34741659What the fuck are Koreans doing in Atlanta
>>34741659Don't know where you got that, looking at city numbers, Atlanta is only 7th for Korean Americans.
>>34741661I tried really hard to show it and it didn't seem to matter. I'm trying to tell myself that's her problem and not mine
>>34741663Preparing for revenge on black people for the LA riots? Roof Koreans 2.0?
>>34741592What's so good about it
>>34741489Won't you get jealous?
>>34741642Join a gang
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPEhttps://youtu.be/irVNGjRFZGkI feel like that guy who cried during the Star Wars trailer
>>34741673I'm white so best I could do is buy a harley and join the confederate lapers
Everything is so god damn annoying today.
Foid anons, did you father give you good moid standards and expectations?
>>34741667BasedWe need another riot desu, it’s been too longWe also need new fashion inspo, og roof Koreans were effay af
>>34741681They just wore conservative 90s normie clothes
Foid anons, was your father a respected figure in your family?
>>34741674Capeshit movie#2431 where the good guys beat bad guys?? No way!
This undertone move is scary but I feel like they are cheating with the reverse audios
>>34741516So women do harshly judge and reject men unless they have gotten good with women at the proscribed age. So how the fuck would a guy get out of the "can't gain experience because you have no experience" trap? There must be a way.
>>34741681You can begin stealing their look by buying a mini-14
>>34741693And dyeing your hair black
>>34741653Post a single time that the dates and ages didn't line up. If you can do the math, that is.
Foid anons, did your father take baths with you when you were a child?
>>34741692there is but you arent ready to hear it yetwhen your heart is true it will reveal itself to you
>>34741703>there is but you arent ready to hear it yetIf you refer to roping, get fucked. If you don't , could you kindly let me know?
>>34741692shoot very low, get a practice gf, then get a real gf
>>34741701No, but I was made to take baths with my brother because we were eight people to a house with two bath tubs.
>>34741727Until you were how old?
>>34741727Did you touch each other's bits?
>>34741690The bad guy wins this one, actually
>>34741691Oh hey, I watched that. I remember thinking it was odd that the filmmakers didn't seem to understand how digital audio works but I can't remember the specific reason why I thought that.Oh, I remember, there is a point where she's like "it's probably just like, a recording over top of an old recording". Like, bitch it's not 1995, the digital recording on your phone isn't aliasing with an older recording.
>>34741729Like 8 or 9, around the time when my oldest brother moved out.>>34741730No, weirdo.
Women's jiggly bits
>>34741701No but I remember a girl I knew told me her dad pretended his dick was a microphone and she used to sing into it. He still has his YouTube channel up where you can see his daughters in diapers…
>>34741701Why does she draw her dad like that
both genders, what is your all time favorite porn scene? Or like erotica book or whatever else.
>>34741742>womanSome Japanese woman was on top of a guy, just bouncing on his cock while holding his hands.
>>34741737Arm and back fat
>>34741674I might actually watch this one. I like Dr. Doom.The X-Men characters that showed up in this one looked pretty good. The Fantastic 4 costumes look good too.
>>34741742MNone. Is spite of being a porn and mastyrbation addict i find nothing truly likeable about it. Its shameful, I hate it
>>34741743How often do you watch porn? Do the noises the women make bother you? Do you only watch Japanese porn? What fetish do you have.
Has a guy fucked you so good you could barely walk for a few days?Has a woman fucked you so good you can jack for a few days?>female, 27 year old, yes to the first question :3
>>34741743cute
>>34741733It has some holes but it very scary
>>34741742FLike professional or can I choose something more personal?
>>34741756Blacked?
Why do we have to call the woman president "madam president" but the man president "mister president"The female counterpart to mister is miss/missus, not madam, which would be "sir"We dont call the president "sir" presidentWhy would the hypothetical foidsident get a higher pronounProof we live in a gynocracy
>>34741751>How often do you watch porn? Not often, maybe three times a month?>Do the noises the women make bother you?Yes that’s why I have to lower the volume or completely mute lol I want to still hear the guy>Do you only watch Japanese porn? Whenever I watch it, yes, mostly Japanese. Otherwise, random vids>What fetish do you have. I’m not telling sorry
>>34741756>Has a woman fucked you so good you can jack for a few days?Not so much that I couldn't but just didn't feel the need to for a few days, yeah. I've had that happen several times.>>34741765Mister = master, madam = my dameI fail to see the problem. If anything women are getting the short of the stick by not being missus president in this hypothetical I'm taking way too seriously
>>34741765We dont call a woman president anything, because there will never be one
>>34741764Not at all. If anything I’m whited lol
>>34741759yeah it was okay. Has some spooky bits.
Imagine being the husband of a woman president. "The first gentleman" lmao everybody knows you're her bitch
>>34741774Asian?
>>34741778You'd be a fool to not lean into your fifteen minutes of fame as the national himbo house husband tbqh
>>34741781Black girl
>>34741784Typical. God i hate being black
>>34741786You failed at rage baiting. Kys.
>>34741756F. Yes, but only after our first few weeks having sex.
the rare blackcel
Femanons, I hope your bush is having a nice afternoon
I made you god because it was all I knew how to do
>>34741778>woman presidentLol will never happen
>>34741740He is the mangaka of Baki
>>34741721>get a practice gf, then get a real gfWhats the difference? I'm not really interested in a gf anyways, just learning how to regularly meet women for sex and companionship. I live pretty well without anyone screaming in my ear all day ,demanding shit and being an all around drag.
>>34741721>get a practice gfThat's tad sociopathic
>>34741798You already had a gay nigger from outer space as mutt in chief, you will get there.
>>34741804Your first gf is the practice gf wether you like it or notYou really don't expect to marry every person you've ever dated right?
>>34741804yeah let's pretend girls don't do the same
>>34741824I got used as a practice bf this year it rocked (lying)
>>34741821Yeah okay but do you have to pretend that shes your full blown gf and you're in love and all that shit?Even if there is feelings I know there is no chance in hell I'm staying with the first woman I have sex with, not matter what happens. But lying about it and pretending otherwise is a cunt move.
>>34741829Don't take the retarded advice to get a "practice gf" and instead just ask women out on dates and just don't move too fast with them or commit to them unless you're sure it would be worth the effortYou might end up being wrong and getting your feelings hurt but like tough shit man that's how this stuff works. You probably have to get rejected and broken up with a few times before you meet a woman you'd want to keep around
>>34741801His daddy issues and effeminate self insert made me think he was a girl
>>34741829Nothing is guaranteed, you just make it work for as long as you're able.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
>>34741829>But lying about it and pretending otherwise is a cunt move.NTA, agree. I'll try to believe in miracles for both of us.
>>34741836Her father is the mangaka of Baki, she is the mangaka of Beastars
>>34741756Tranny hands
>>34741417
>X account got restricted for "inauthentic activity" even though it's my actual account
>>34741408>This is the way our ancestors did it.No, not really.
>>34741840Ok shitalian
>>34741849Yes, yes really
Someone made fun of my shoes :(
>>34741826not only that sometimes they just use you for attention until they get bored of you or they use you to make someone else jealous, foids can be really cruel
>Sometimes I just want to believe that femanons are cutie-patootiesBut who do femanons hope/cope we are?
>>34741848Start spamming z bot talking points or porn and you'll count as a real account>>34741853Post them
>>34741848Good
>>34741848They're saying that you as a person are inauthentic.
>>34741853that's what happens when you don't wear soap shoes
>>34741848Elon said "you've changed :'("
>>34741835I'm not scared of getting hurt, everyone got hurt and I'm just late to that part as well. What I'm scared of is ending up in one of those reddit relationships where guys just desperately cling to the first skirt that would have them and are scared fo being alone again. I'd rather have nothing than something thats shit, which is part of the reason how I ended up like this. But I was always scared of the seemingly magical effect of pussy that can make (inexperienced) guys overlook the fact that they are living with a screeching Banshee from hell. >>34741838Thats not just on me though. It takes two to Tango. >>34741841Personally I just avoided women like the plague, whcih wasn't overly smart in hindsight but I had my reasons. Reversing that is going to take some work , but its not a mircale. Probably the same for you.
>>34741853Owned
>>34741855From the few pics that got posted here you seem to have nailed the femanon pehnotype pretty well. Its likely that only the hotetr ones show themselves, but surprisingly I have seen one yet which I wouldn't. I don't think my standards are low.
>>34741852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Wv0xZBSTI
>>34740531i dont think anyone actually means that literally when they say it, moreso that size isn't the ONLY thing that matters. For example having a micro is definitely not an unimportant detail lmao
>>34741866NTA but I have no angloid ancestors, thank the Gods.Also gasoline is a recent industrial invention and irrelevant to most of human history.
>>34741868I don't believe you or op washed your clothed like they did historically, regardless of where you're from.
>>34741855>But who do femanons hope/cope we are?also cutie-patooties of course! i have seen pics of anons who i thought were cute, so i know they exist
>>34741874More than physically cute?
>>34741756how does that even happenis the dudes dick massive or is it how rough he is? or both
>>34741871I wash mine in a 2015 washing machine, which falls within the historical period of recent history. Therefore, I wash my clothes as people have done historically.
>>34741866Oh, you're autistic.
>>34741875sorry im stupid idk what you mean. are you talking about a cute personality?? if so, yes, ive met some guys on 4chan who seem very sweet
>>34741874You haven’t seen me tho (LVM truecel)
>>34741886>metYou've never met anybody from hereText on a screen is not a meeting
>>34741886It's usually a combination of both, but personality matters more.>if so, yes, ive met some guys on 4chan who seem very sweetCool, if true.
>>34741888based fellow LVM
>>34741894I've met a girl from here but she never said I was cute womp womp
>>34741900Did you fuck
>>34741888Many men here are chadlite fakecel normalfags trying to get attention and pityFACT: if you've ever had a gf you are NOT a truecelFACT: if a girl has ever complimented you irl or expressed any kind of interest, even if you didn't realize it at the time, you are NOT a truecel
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>>34741901Nah. I wasn't trying to
>>34741894yea true, ive never met anyone from here physically (well, I happen to have a family member who is a 4chan user and ofc ive met him, but i dont know if that counts lol)I have exchanged socials with a couple of anons and had nice online friendships, though. they seem like good people i think
>>34741742MI’m pretty fond of Amber Starks BigGulpGirls scene right now. She has nice eyes and cute freckles.
>>34741865This is why I hate when those two hot and skinny femanons post themselves. Makes the moids assume we all look like that. They set an impossible bar for us..
>>34741876I think I’m too small because we go at the pace I’m comfortable.
