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>>34741902first for flatties <3
Second for hunchbacked girls
third for girls with yellow teeth and eyebags <3
>>34741906Fourth for Khazar Milkers of any size
I see this thread was started by a projecting male.
>>34741913small khazar milkers
>>34741902why are men so horny every guy i start talking to for a date brings up sex snd turns me off rq i want to meet a man without having to think of sex in the first or second date or third. For me sex comes way later. Mens are whores
Shakira’s husband cheated on her with a younger woman. He is also 10 years younger than Shakira. I know men will always cheat on us with a younger woman but do you think marrying younger men increases odds of such happening?
>>34741914OP image is esoterically pedophilic. Just like schopenhauer when he calls women children. That's pedophilic too.
>>34741902Would
>>34741918I don't really care about that, I just find it hilarious that the men who claim everything bad in the world is the fault of women having rights (when they're not blaming Jews that is) now want to claim that it's women who blame everything bad on the opposite sex. Peak hypocrisy.
>>34741916I'm not a whore I'm waiting until marriage to have sex again and haven't had sex since 2019
>>34741917Why do you think a celebrity marriage has any kind of resemblance on your own life?
>>34741916Yes and we like it. Why dont women get that? If every man could whore out as easily as women could there'd be world peace
>>34741921What do women do that isn't blaming "the patriarchy"?
>>34741914>t.roon
>>34741915cute!>>34741916>For me sex comes way later.Thats a (you)problem.
>>34741916It's a biological thing.
I hope someone who doesn't have AIDS bakes the next thread
>>34741916Because if you're not going to help me get rid of this scarlet letter called virginity, you might as well dump me in a ditch and spit on me.
>>34741921>>34741929I'm convinced you're just samefagging to rope someone else into your trite arguments, nobody falls for bait this bad
>>34741929Well we have hobbies, jobs, friends and family, you know, normal people stuff.>>34741930I'm a biological woman.
>>34741936>I'm a biological womanWhat award do you want for that?
>>34741917The lesson that you should take from Shakira's husband is that you shouldn't trust catalonians.
>>34741936>I'm a biological woman.Right and I have 15 inch penis
>>34741923needle in a haystack frfr but most men i try and talk to for dates bring up sex and it icks me. I want a man who can wait for sex
>>34741940Are you the guy that's obsessed with kittenposter possibly being a tranny?
If you can't give me sex then it's ok I can get it from someone else
>>34741934>Because if you're not going to help me get rid of this scarlet letter called virginity , you might as well stop wasting my timeHeres the normal self esteem version, use that in the future. And chill the fuck out, no one knows you're a virgin unless you tell them. Literally the opposite of a scarlet letter.
>>34741917Just meet the needs and so on
State GenderThoughts?Voca?
>>34741944No? I just think this "cunt" is actually a dick
>>34741950What's your evidence for me being a tranny?
>>34741941I feel the same way about women who do that tbqh but obviously I don't have to deal with it as often.I'm doing this retarded thing rn where I'm hung up on a girl who rejected me and am paranoid that she's sleeping with the guy she picked over me, so I wouldn't say I'm exactly a needle in a haystack
>>3474194915 minutes
>>34741944You shouldn't reply to that schizophrenic>>34741949>ThoughtsThe english language is disgusting. Especially the american version.
>>34741949No thank you fed
>>34741916Is hand holding and cuddling a possibility at least
>>34741956yes
>>34741947Women can smell that shit
>>34741916What can a man give you that you can't get for yourself, besides a penis?
>>34741951You posting on hereYou posting on here to hate on men
>>34741941>I want a man who can wait for sexAh yes, the eternal conundrum. That exact guy is likely going to turn you off by being an all around low T simp and beta, the only kind of guy who plays that stupid game and will patiently wait by the doggy bowl to recieve his crumb of pussy. It may sound mean, but girls like you generally end up having to either give up the waiting thing and have sex at a normal pace, or accept that they have to take guys they are not into. Oh yeah, the other category of guy are the needy losers who will pretend to play ball and larp as bfs who can totally wait, until they nutted and ghost you.Honestly, its not worth it. Just be normal.
>>34741961So no evidence, you're just a retarded schizo, got it.
>>34741958Why do you think that?
>>34741949Male Hot and spicy chicken https://voca.ro/1g55IxolxUMa
>>34741966I don't have a picture of you or your nugina, no
>>34741967Because it's true. If you met me you'd think that subconsciously
>>34741962Overcompensating
>>34741970NOOO DON'T SUCK MY COCK
>>34741959what if i crave old school love? dates, hand holding, cheek kisses… escalating.. commitment then way later sex?
>>34741978Gay
20 hours for maternity leave .
Why can't I jerk off without my brain shouting "JUST FUCKING CUM ALREADY YOU RETARD"?Like I just want to close my eyes, sit back and enjoy a nice relaxing wank, but no, my brain just wants the dopamine and serotonin hit of an orgasm instantly.Ruins my fucking self-esteem and mood.>inb4 just cum dudeNo.
>>34741916I don’t bring up sex with Foids because they pretty much always cave first and initiate
>>34741978>commitment then way later sexWhy is this order so important to you?And why should he do it when your fellow women will gladly have sex with him whenever she feels like it and not according to some arbitrary autist list?
>>34741981Doctor of cum here Basically you just need to start performing poopy anal massage.
>>34741934>Because if you're not going to help me get rid of this scarlet letter called virginity, you might as well dump me in a ditch and spit on me.Fucking loser. And not because of virginity, because of the weak mindset
>>34741978You get all that from a woman.You ladies yammer on about men not being shit and all women finding men icky.So cut out the men. No more sex pestering.
>>34741978Hope I meet a woman like you
>>34741978Are you a virgin?
>>34741978I would like that, but i don't have the skills to get to any of this
>>34741978Why not just date women then?
>>34741990ya otherwise i wouldnt gaf i dont want a man to use me
>>34741934So this is the power of adolescent angst. I kneel.
Who are these women dating?
>>34741916>>34741978High value female alert.Bitter incels hate her and BPD sluts can't stand her. Queen Bee coming through
>>34741949FNo thoughts over here partner. Just a cuntry gurlhttps://voca.ro/1b0OFNNvZs56
>>34741992im not sexually attracted to women fuck that
>>34741996Older men.
>>34741996Not me, that’s for sure
>>34741996Me and other millennials
>>34741978That's fair, but sounds a bit juvenile. I hope you'll find your love though. Probably not on dating apps.
>>34741999Meh, you can force it.
>>34741998I am not convinced this is your real accent
Have you ever cum on a woman’s back?
>>34742003Fucking casually or too quickly is psychologically considered to be immature/signs of emotional arrested development. They've already studied this
>>34741906>>34741908>>34741911Seems oddly specific
>>34741998Gotta be fake
>>34742007Yeah.
>>34742009>They've already studied thisits funny how the antithesis of magical, appeals-based claims (the scientific method) has basically been reduced to "the priest said so" by most people these days
>>34741997The king of simps
Do girls put a guy's balls in their mouth unprompted? I'd be really scared.
atoga you know when you get that perfect watermeloncrispy and sweet, minimal seedsit literally crunches as you chew itice cold from the fridge tooalmost a kilo of it in a bowl infront of meand knowing that no foids can even touch it, let alone enjoy it
>>34741998This is fake as hell but still cute. I’d put a cowboy hat on you and tell you to do it again.
>>34741974>he hated him because he told them the truthSee, dicklets don't have casual sex because they want the woman to be emotionally atatched befor ethey reveal their permanent debuff.Its the same with women who are oddly insistent with the guy waiting for sex. I did that exactly once, and low and behold it turned out the girl thought sex was starfishing it in the dark exclusively, and having it twice a month was plenty. Needless to say it didn't last long and was ultimately just a huge waste of time. Never mind getting emotionally invested in someone just to be disappointed. That hurts.
>>34741998based country larper cutie
>>34742021>low and beholdIt's lo and behold, retard
>>34742019Watermelon is overrated watery shit. Melon is the superior fruit.
>>34742007Yeah, my pull out game is strong.I make her upper back look like a Jackson pollock painting.
>>34742009>source: My assThat may hold true for people who are generally unable to hold any kind of longer lasting relationship and only have ONS, but those are an absolute minority even among casual sex havers. You're sour graping.
>>34741949Mthese do not work at all with a slavic accent
>>34742018I would coom immediately if a lady were to gargle my family jewels with such enthusiasm
>>34742016No I'm dead serious the act of using someone else for a quick fuck in a one night stand is genuinely abnormal behaviour. The majority of men and women don't do them. And people who frequently do them repeatedly typically have psychopathic adjacent disorders.
>>34742009What do we get by waiting? What do you provide to us that is worth abstaining from sex for months?
>>34741997Sounds lowvalue foidHigh value female would already have what she wants thanks to orbits since the age of 13.
>>34742024I'm ESL I don't give a fuck smartassLower your tone unless you speak a second language.
>>34742025it seems your lips have tasted sour grapes
>>34742018Yeah, when I shave my nuts it happens. They’re usually pretty gentle about it, I wouldn’t worry.
>>34742020Please don't, I don't want to do country cosplay>>34742005But was it a consistent American country accent?
State genderIf it were possible, would you live underwater.
>>34742031>What do we get by waiting? What do you provide to us that is worth abstaining from sex for months?See what I mean? "What about me?" A failure to pair bond.
>>34742030I dont care about the context you're discussing, its a dumb conversation. I was only talking about the bit you used at the end.
>>34742030I like how this is obvious to anyone who has a job and goes outside but inconceivable to people who have spent their young adulthood poring over The Data and trying to form objectively correct opinions alone in front of the computer
>>34742030>using someone elseWhere do you get off assuming that its not mutual? >The majority of men and women don't do them.More cope.
>>34741970>my 12/10 performance gets one (You)>>34741998>this foid’s 1/10 performance gets 4 God I hate this gay earth.
>>34741949I dont even want to listen to it lolhttps://voca.ro/1dWoRYErRbZi
>>34742009It's a lower iq, more animalistic, fast life strategy thing. Leave your silly moral judgement out of it.
>>34742037>please don’tThat only makes me want to do it more>>34742038MDo you mean like breathe underwater Atlantis style or live underwater Rapture Bioshock style
>>34742039I waited ~9 months for sex with my first girlfriend. That was worth it, because she was worth it.So how are you worth it?
>>34742035No, I've just tasted both good melons and watermelons.
>>34742018I will lick them and see how they respond, because I know some guys are enthusiastic about it but some are sensitive The one time I did it unprompted he told me not to because he was sensitive so I never did again without them asking or making it clear they liked me touching them
>>34742034I can speak Spanish.
>>34742037If by consistent you mean fake and gay then yes.
>>34742031You get a surprise! Making a guy date, pay for everything for half a year and breaking up with him right afterwards is a pretty sweet deal for the guy. He gets to have sex once for his trouble.
>>34742030They had sex, so who cares?
>>34742038FEh, not really. I'd be too scared of the worst case scenario where something in the infrastructure breaks and I die.
>>34742039>pair bonding means to exclusively consider one persons needs while shitting all over your ownAnd we're off to a great start! Lucky man who gets into a relationship with you
>>34742044North east
>>34742048you havent tasted this one
>>34742050Really?
>>34742038FNo
>>34742050If you can't type ñ without copy pasting or looking it up, you don't.
>>34742037What's your normal accent
>>34742055I am not a woman. I'm a man, I've had plenty of sex before in long term relationships, I am just saying fucking in the first, second, third date or the dating phase at all is trashy behavior.
>>34742059I learned it so I could speak to that guy, yes.
>>34742038Yes if i could get laid there
Men who hate sluts and worship virginity, what are your thoughts on men who are against women having them wait for sex in a relationship?
>>34742038Like in Bioshock’s Rapture? Yes. A billion times yes.
>>34742061Damn, I guess I don't. You've got me there. I don't have that shortcut memorized.
>>34742009Maybe I'm wrong then, in my assessment.
>>34742057More like middle east
>>34742062Take a guess>>34742051Sorry if I offended your culture, mister
>>34742052That's why he should have waited until marriage. You two should have been married
>>34742063>fucking in the first, second, third dateWhat is this ritual even supposed to mean. You can have three half hour "coffee dates" and it would be fast to bang, or you can have one date where you hike for 12 hours together and it would be fitting. This shit only works if a "date" is an absolute standardized format with standardized timeframes and pre-approved activities and locations. >or the dating phase at all is trashy behaviorOthers might call you a fag for wanting to get to know the girl first. Perhaps accept that people have different needs without the seething and judgement? Its not like anyone is harming you.
>>34742066>Men who hate sluts and worship virginity, what are your thoughts on men who are against women having them wait for sex in a relationship?I hate sluts, I don't worship virginity. Being a slut is a state of mind, not a state of virginity.My thoughts against men who are against women wanting to wait for sex is simple: They're either antisocial or autistic. They either just want a pump & dump (antisocial) or they want to use the woman as a band-aid for their crippled self esteem (autist). The former doesn't even see a human, the latter just sees "practice girlfriend". They're not men I like to associate with.
>>34742066I hate sluts regardless of sex
>>34742072Briish idk
>>34742074You're supposed to have established commitment first. >Others might call you a fagI don't care
>>34742075Ok, but whats wit hthe seething? Just move along and do your thing then. If you have your own thing, that is. You do have women you meet and who meet your immensely high moral standard which is genuine and not just a case of sour grapes? Right?
>>34742066I just want excuses to hate people and find us all guilty.
>>34742080>You're supposed toAccording to what or whom? By whose authority and what laws?
Women, what is your favorite dessert that a bf can make for you?
>>34742067... great if not for hindsight
>>34741949Mhttps://vocaroo.com/1gwvcpT1Gt8d>Thoughts?I could only date someone who had to axe me questions about how to renew their liberry card etc. if they were cool with me teasing them for the way they talk.
>>34742084Popcorn
Women would you suck a guy's dick while he was driving?
>>34742084cookies
>>34742084Cheese cake!>>34742088I can try
Women would you let a guy finger you or try to eat you out while you were driving?
Getting mermaid pussy under the sea.
>>34742089What kind?
>>34741949M, couldn't care less about accent. When I fall in love with her, I'll probably love it
>>34742088Apparently some guys really don't want to be bothered while driving.It explains all the headbodding in parking lots.
How the fuck do you make cheesecake
>>34742088No thats how you ger cursed by gypsies
>>34742097Road head is dangerous and maybe I'm just not enough of a freak to look other people in traffic in the face while I'm getting my dick sucked
>>34742094nothing fancy, just the classic chocolate chip is great. im quite partial to white chocolate chip
Niggas call me white chocolate
Both gendersOpinion on jestermaxxing.
>>34742099Consult a recipe.
>>34742086your voice is nice
>>34742109MDo it a little bit. Need to practice all kinds of strategies.
I don't really care if this life is shit because the next will be better. This is how I make peace with death
https://voca.ro/1egXCS9ZxjDa
>>34742106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFAyCGIJwQ0You see, my friend, niggas call me... the fat nigga
>>34742109I don't speak zoomer that well yet.
>>34742097>It explains all the headbodding in parking lots.UhI've never notice that. Is that an american thing? I think its not very common where I live in general. Highway parking lots aren't very big and not great for privacy, and neither are the highways themselves
>>34742118Why is this nigga allowed to own a car
>>34742114>This is how I make peace with deathSounds more like coping with life.
>>34742109MIt never hurts to be funny. But if you find yourself juggling and ringing your bells you should probably walk away and chill out for a bit.
How do you get a woman involved in bed when she lays like a dead fish every time? She never tells me what she wants other than no eating her out "because it's gross"
>>34742127Perhaps it is both
>>34742126https://voca.ro/1aIeUHU5lit1
>>34742111ty
>>34742099It's very easy actually. The crust is just crushed graham crackers, butter, and maybe sugar. The filling is just cream cheese, eggs, sugar, and optional fatty liquids like yogurt/heavy cream and optional flavour like vanilla extract or other stuff. A child can make it
Don't you people sometimes hate that there are other people out there? That they're not you and will impact your life whether you want it or not?
>>34742136The biggest curveball is the pan of water you put it in the oven with
>>34742137I hate that there are noisy inconsiderate people out there.
>>34742109FI think it is important to have the ability of jestering in your arsenal to be a well rounded person. However, time and place for everything>>34742079https://voca.ro/1mPzWmeNvDLt
>>34742133You are going to plow through a crowd of pedestrians at a bus stop are you fucking reading and posting on 4chan while driving
>>34742131>How do you get a woman involved in bed when she lays like a dead fish every time? She never tells me what she wants other than no eating her out "because it's gross"When a woman says she doesn't want you to focus on an area of her body and she says "because it's gross" remember she isn't calling you gross or the sex act you wanted gross. She thinks that she is gross or that part of her she feels is gross. It's a low self esteem thing. You simply need to just go ahead and touch/kiss her there and give words of affirmation to prove her wrong
>>34742137Sometimes, but I think it's ultimately worth it. My life would be very boring without not-mes.
M. I did three sets of five pull-ups today. I feel like I won't be able to replicate that tomorrow.
>>34742147That's still progress anon, good job.
>>34742143This one is more believable
Three turds in 9 hours what is happening
>>34742151Terminal phase ligma, I'm sorry anon.
State gender and if you would like to be woken up by them using you sexually?
I do wonder if people are envious of me.
>>34742150is that really what people think we sound like?
>>34742131>>34742145The important part here is that you are now deep in >I can fix her territory.So it really depends on how desperate you are or how much you like her, because its not going to be an easy or fast process, it may in fact be not a process at all unless she has the fundamental willingness to be fixed. I'd consider leaving if she is totally not open to it eventually. Sex may not be the only part of a relationship, but a relationships where the sex is shit will not last.
>>34742147Wow, impressive! I am working on getting my first oneHave been working on it for two months and still can't>>34742137No
Women, would you read political smut?
>>34742153MOnly if i have the morning wood. Ideally she would start working it as i drift out of sleep so the sleep cycles don't get fucked up.
>>34742153Sure, but I don't make a good dildo.
>>34742147Thats nice, I can't even do one.
>>34742153MProbably the only way I could be of use.
>>34742151Are they solid or liquid
Women, what sort of pampering do you like?
>>34742066I hate manwhores tooHonestly don't like womanizing propagandaBut womanizers always have women to womanize
>>34742144https://voca.ro/1nEtgjAPz7fb
>>34742158Kek, every bitch is actually like this
>>34742156That sort of perfectionism gets you nowhere, everyone has baggage. It's remedied in a few weeks and it's not a big deal. My woman was super neurotic about receiving oral sex for similar reasons, she thought she looked gross, I begged to differ, and before she could open her mouth to self deprecate I just went in and got the job done. Rinse and repeat for a good few weeks and magically her negative attitude towards herself vanishes.
>>34742158I want to personally find whoever buys or reads that book and freeze their accounts forever so they don't support bullshit like that with their money.
>>34741924Because Shakira is almost 50 and yet she looks 20. She is an attractive, wealthy and successful woman and yet got cheated on. I’m none of that so this means I’m utter fucked beyond any hopes
>>34742164Solid
>>34742165Headpats. Some appreciation for doing a good job is also nice
>>34742165Financial, physical, verbal, and with food
>>34742158From a quick glance, I would've thought this was a box of fruit loops
Just like the Pied PiperLed rats through the streetsWe dance like marionettesSwaying to the Symphony of Destruction
>>34742158Anyone remember that subreddit where a bunch of women and faggots fantasized about being raped by Trump supporters? It was shut down because they were having too much anxiety surrounding the content
>>34742168It's cuz they're pussy ass bitches
>>34742158That's for libs>>34742172Please don't. Let them buy their own shit and spend time on their own hobbies instead of invading everything else
>>34742173She also married a rich and famous soccer playerMaybe if you marry a rich and famous soccer player, your fears will be justified
>>34742179>subredditYou are not wanted here
>>34742157>Have been working on it for two months and still can'tTo be honest it took longer than that for me to get my first one too.
>>34742181>Please don't. Let them buy their own shit and spend time on their own hobbies instead of invading everything elseNo. Romantic wish fulfillment is shit, whether it's literature, movies or whatever. Its existence offends me personally, and I will fight it whenever I find it.
I wish it was legal to drive without insurance
>>34742155I was making it a bit dramatic/bad intentionally. I am actually visiting your country right now so I do have a better impression of some of the accents
>>34742183Relax, I was using only to jerk off
>>34742179r/FuckingFascists/
Just like the white winged dove sings the song sounds like she's singing ooh ooh ooh.
Tell me to stop wanting that woman pls
>>34742170>everyone has baggage. It's remedied in a few weeksYou're not wrong, but theres the kind of baggage that doesn't really resolve and is more of a super negative attitude to sex in itself.I understand what you mean, but its important to know the difference and when someone has deeper problems than just a few hang ups about themselves.
>>34742188oh thats cool, hope you enjoy your stay! where are you visiting? also can i hear the other impressions?
>>34742144https://voca.ro/16uXURH4bAny
>>34742195tfwhttps://youtu.be/hJ_NHoAUnSc
Waiting on a text back for a 2nd date for the past 6 hours. I reckon its cooked if I don't hear back tonight ffs. Had a great first date.
>>34742201Nah she had lots of body insecurities and dysmoprhia she was very much clinically neurotic. She was viciously abused in a prior relationship physically beaten around and cheated on several times. Therapists didn't do shit for her except feed her pills. I told her to get off the pills and 6 months later with me she's not depressed or anxious and functions normally. In my opinion it really isn't a complex psychological thing, its just a matter of loving someone and being a rock for them. And I think that's what the standard should be anyway, neuroticism or not
>>34741916I'd like to attempt another take on this. I still don't know the technical answer beyond just "biology". But could it be that because we are so horny we want to get the sex out of the way so we decide if we really like a girl without judgement clouded by our dicks.Someone once said to me that you know it's love if you still like her after you nutted.
>>34741916You want to know why? It's because with ever heartbeat, men's bodies produce 1,000 sperm. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, from puberty until we die. 1,000, 2,000, 3,000, 4,000, a constant endless factory of sperm. Most of those sperm are able to fertilize an egg, and the prime directive of life, honed by billions of years of evolution, is to reproduce.That is why men are horny.
>>34742215This biological reality is why the genders will never be fully able to relate to each other
>>34742211Well dont sweat it too much. Busy yourself with other stuff. If she still hasn't texted back by the morning then you can start worrying. Or maybe she's just a bad texter you really just dont know
>>34742208Need twirling room.
Swallow and chew, eat you alive
I purchased a bent up piece of scrap metal, and thats what I got. So I cant complain that its too scrappy and bent up. But I want to.
>>34742218>This biological reality is why the genders will never be fully able to relate to each otherWait until you have sex with a woman who is in heat. And I mean real heat, after the nesting mode is completed and her security meter is 100%. It's like getting mauled by a lioness and her legs turn into iron pincers and you can't escape the mating hold she puts you in while clawing your back to shreds
>>34742222For what purpose?
>>34742212Lol cuck
>>34741916Always funny that whenever women insist they're horny on a male scaleOnly JH is on that scale
>>34742223Probably never happening but i'm open to it
>>34742223Must be nice to be a normal person experiencing love and shit.I'll be over here with my fleshlights.
>>347422116 hours is nothing. When I was first dating her, there was a phase where my gf would take days to get back to me and when I finally pressed her about it, it turned out she was going through some serious shit she didn't want to tell me about and then I felt terrible. I wouldn't worry about it.
I used to date this guy briefly who would insist he facetime me every night before bed. Except, he never said anything. Like he'd literally just stare at me. When I tried to hang up or get out of calling him one night he'd get super fucking mad. I left him pretty quick because he seemed genuinely insane.But now I'm seeing memes about men doing this shit? Like its a universal occurrence? The meme is always something like "men when they facetime you" and its just a woman staring at the camera and heavy breathing.Why is this a socially acceptable thing amongst moids? Stop acting like skinwalkers.
>>34742224Personal reasonsI won't get into specifics but the guy sent me the wrong piece of metalBut would it be worth the effort to have the correct peice of metal? I mean either one is useless. I cant do anything with it
>>34742223Women are like that only for Chad though
>>34742225NTA>Supporting and loving your girlfriend makes you a cuckGen Z men are a joke.
>>34742233I've never done this in my life (but I'm happy to do it to you right now if you want)
>>34742227Nah that'll happen to you, happens to any man looking to better himself eventually.>>34742229You just gotta choose it and it's all yours brotha. Find a well to do girl who is good natured and go from there and grow into it together, it's not impossible for anyone or anything
>>34742233I don't facetime because then i would come off as wierd. On text i come off as normal. I have had years of practice for that here.
>>34742237>Women are like that only for Chad thoughThen every man has a little Chad in him, I'm nothing special and I experienced it, impregnated her that same night too
>>34742240NTAI don't want to be a doomer or a blackpiller, but I think you overestimate the chances and opportunities that some people get.
>>34742205Thank you, I hope so too! I unfortunately can't do other impressions at this time as you can hear my real voice through them lol
>>34742223A woman has done this shit to me and STILL cheated on me lol
>>34742212The main thing that good therapists (not pill pushers) actually do is emulate/simulate a loving relationship as best as they can. Its been proven that genuine loving relationships can have an immense healing effect.
>>34742238It's worked well enough for me
>>34742241Yeah I find facetiming to be super weird unless the person specifically needs to see something in the room, or if youre contacting long distance family members. But I saw this guy every day lmfao. It feels almost stalkerish?
>>34742242Regardless, it is something I will never experience, even if I ever got into a relationship
>>34742196Why do you want her
>>34742233I never heard of that , is this a zoomie thing? Wtf man
I went to a gynecologist today and it was a man. Do you guys buy the male gynecologists are really 100% professionals talk or do you think they do secretly judge their patients’ vagina? He was around my age and cute which made everything even more uncomfortable
>>34742234I'm too bewildered to answer this.
>>34742255She's fun
>>34742253He's like me, but with a much lower iq. I wouldn't have much to say either. He just has no metacognition. He doesn't understand how he comes off.
>>34742233M21Never done this shit, never heard of itI mean the staring without saying anything. I know where people will FaceTime for hours but they're having conversations and showing each other stuff.
>>34742229>I'll be over here with my fleshlights.
>>34742234I think you should consult the scrap metal man for a solution to this problem.
>>34742260I'm sure he can manage to both be a consummate professional and quietly, internally appreciate the fact that he gets paid to look at pussy.I think you would have been able to tell if he thought your shit was wack, also.
>>34742240Relationships are a struggle, and even if I someone trick a woman into finding me worthwhile I can hardly imagine she'll be "feral" for me. My ex wasn't. I'll be an okay deal, peck on the cheek before work and missionary once a week. Maybe her dad will be happy she didn't end up with someone who actively ruins her life.>>34742266What else should I do? Starve myself of pleasure until I maybe get a woman? Besides, women will tear your head off if you cannot fuck them properly.
>>34742246>I don't want to be a doomer or a blackpiller, but I think you overestimate the chances and opportunities that some people get.Yeah I get what you mean but from what I see, I see people either blind to the opportunities or if they have them they find ways to squander them.>>34742249>A woman has done this shit to me and STILL cheated on me lolWas it the real deal though? The lioness/semen milking thing is a real phenomena women do when at peak arousal and security, I am not joking the woman gains ungodly leg strength and despite her smaller size her nerves in her legs lock up and it becomes impossible to even budge them. Also her personality shifts too, that's a common report. Like she is taken over by something primal and it's not 'her' speaking it's just raw unbridled desire, then she starts rolling hips and hammering herself into you like a machine while tearing your back or biting your shoulders. Was that the experience or was it more diluted than that?>>34742250>Its been proven that genuine loving relationships can have an immense healing effect.That's because that's all anyone needs really. I know therapists try to role model it but they're just there to give lost people a substitute until the real thing arrives which I respect. Once the real deal happens therapy is no longer necessary for anyone (unless it's a pathological disorder that needs regular guidance like Bipolar or Schizophrenia etc.)
>>34742270You have no impetus to seek out water if you're not thirsty.
>>34742275The nearest source of water is more than 3 days away.
>>34742274>Was that the experience or was it more diluted than that?It genuinely was exactly like you describe; that woman was also just a psycho with a wandering eye. I don't mean to imply women in general are faking that shit or even that she was at the time
>>34742270>I'll be an okay deal, peck on the cheek before work and missionary once a week.As they say, shoot for the stars and you will land on the moon. You do the opposite and imagine the existence of a total NPC as your ideal scenario. Its what you will end up getting this way. It works the other way around: You find a woman who finds you hot in this way, for reasons that are entirely her own. You do not accept women who are just lukewarm about you.
Back then, I would often be ritualistically masturbated in front of an audience. It was a form of exorcism, to expel the daemoniac presences with me that had caused my autism. Only by being lubricated with sacred oils on my penis and then ejaculated of my demon semen, could my autism be cured.
>>34742278Mhm, and?
>>34742283Or die alone trying, I suppose.
>>34742274>but they're just there to give lost people a substitute until the real thing arrives which I respect.Thats not true. Theres sa pecific subset of people who have never been really loved, starting with their parents. There are other people who have been genuinely loved, but have problems. You have a massively oversimplified view of life that doesn't take anything into account which took place outside your own personal experience. That is narrowminded by definition.
>>34742287No water for 3 days = ?
>>34742288Its better to be alone than with someone who sucks. Words to live by.
It was a ritual of masturbation and circumcision. Young men would be placed in a red skirt with no underwear, and then upskirted by their master. They would be masturbated to the point of an erection, and would sometimes have a phallic dildo inserted into their anuses to sustain their erections. The shaman who masturbated them would then take a scalpel and flay their foreskins, while their mothers and fathers danced, clapped and cheered, with bells on their anklets that made sounds of merriment and joy.
>>34742260How old Ask him out
>>34742290You can drink your piss and cum if you really want water!
>>34742260Did you cum when he took a pap smear?
>>34742219>>34742231Ok boys, maybe I expect it a little too quick. But still I do start worrying when I don't get a response after work. She was a bit slow on response when we organised the first date, but was super nice and enthusiastic in person.
>>34742293>I know you like what you saw big boy... how about you come over?
>>34742290I've gone longer. Literally. Granted, I didn't have to travel at the same time.
>>34742260You are the one making it weird
>>34742299Ouroboros type shit.
State genderDoes life have any meaning without suffering?
Have any men here ever had their balls shaved as part of a hazing or initiation ritual?
>>34742291>>Nah bro trust me, it's better to die alone bro>Says the man with a woman who loves him to bitsYeah.Anyway the fleshlight is calling for me.
And the knife says
>>34742309MLife doesn't have any meaning
>>34742274>Yeah I get what you mean but from what I see, I see people either blind to the opportunities or if they have them they find ways to squander them.Most likely, yeah. But I've also seen many people that nobody cared about. They weren't remarkable enough to be attractive.
>>34742309Suffering isn't real
>>34742309No>>34742310What do women think we do in private lolYes, I let my bro shave my balls after the brojob every day, what else?
>>34742312I'm not that guy, I'm currently single for good reason. Which is completely normal, because the chance that the first woman you run into also happens to be the right one for you is basically nonexistent.
If somebody cheats on their partner they should be ground up and made into fertilizer.Agree/disagree?For the record, I do agree.
>>34742317Suffering happens when the mind is disordered. Suffering has little do to with physical pain. The mystic swims with delight in the waters that the psychotic drowns in.
>>34742309FI think it can and I think people who say that suffering gives meaning to life are just coping.
>>34742303YesGrab him by the tie
>>34742310I'm not convinced any kind of hazing or initiation rituals among men even exist. None of this locker room, fraternity, etc. shit ever happened to me or anyone I've ever met. I think that shit stopped happening 30 years ago but hollywood perpetuates the idea that it still happens
>>34742320Roman law: The husband has every right to beat his wife to death if she cheats.Except women can also beat their husbands to death.
>>34742322Yeah, that's called christianity.>actually being a totally retarded raped slave makes me better than you
>>34742038Ya
>>34742260What if he started licking his fingers?
I just watched two butterflies have sex. TFW no gf
>>34742320disagreeSome people are shit, get over it. Just be happy you found out before you bought a house together or something.
>>34742317>Suffering isn't real mfs when I take everything they own, kill everyone they love and cripple them (Apparently they're upset or something)
>>34742313Slice 'em, dice 'em, circumcise 'em!
>>34742325That's just romanian law>>34742329When i see bugs fucking, i usually squash them
I cannot be with a bitch that scratches my back
>>34742320They should be marked so everyone knows they're a cheater. Maybe a yellow star kekBut i think killing over something like that is excessive. That opinion seems more like a meme than a sincere beleif. Cheating is bad but you treat it like they ate a baby or something
>>34742335Hand bondage as self defense is completely justified in certain situations
>>34742320MAgree. We have enough impulsive people who follow their basic desires and make up excuses when hurting others.
>>34742302My (married) friend who everyone goes to for relationship advice told me that trying to gauge interest based on response patterns is completely useless, and that he thinks it's funny how often people come to him asking shit like>She didn't respond for X hours and she normally gets off work at this time but didn't respond right away, what does that mean?or something similar. Eventually I accepted that how long it takes her to respond is meaningless, and that the ultimate indicator of interest is whether or not she wants to meet in person (and how she acts in person).
>>34742325Also acceptable, provided they are ensured the power to do so by the state's monopoly on violence. It shouldn't be up to the woman (or man, but more often woman in this instance of needing help) to be able to physically overpower and beat her husband to death, she should be given the right to experience it.In fact I would go so far as to say that it is mandated, because too many people don't leave their partners after they get cheated on, or don't leave for far too long. If cheating is proven, the police come to your house, restrain the cheater, and force the person who was cheated on to kill the cheater themselves.
>>34742326Actually it's Buddhism, dumbass
>>34742262Shite reason
>>34742313*piano solo*
Women do you get anxiety shits
>>34742341>thinks they're differentOnly superficially
Have you ever been masturbated in front of a public audience? I did. I once volunteered to fill in for a friend who was in a gay clown porn show that was being hosted at a local queer venue. He had to drop out so I filled in at the last minute and the show involved a lot of Looney Tunes BDSM where I got slapped around by my co star before they strapped me to a chair, honked my clown nose, lubed me down, and masturbated me while the audience started wildly clapping and cheering and throwing money at the stage, especially when I ejaculated.
>>34742340If they force the cheated on to kill the cheater, why not just cut out the middleman.Anyway, women who don't bench 100 kg should just get a pistol. Colt made us equal.
>>34742347This atoga not atsga
>>34742350Women are too lazy to respond to questions
>>34742339It is just hard to hold your spaghetti a bit when you're not too experienced. I don't do stupid things, but I just overthink it.As I said, we got on well, she was the one who wanted to stay out longer, kissed a couple of times. I was away the weekend, so sent her a text saturday saying I had a nice time, then sunday a song, she responded both times well. Then today I asked her what her week was looking like. I'd be surprised if I was ghosted but still, I was expecting to hear back by now.Thing is, I actually dgaf really whether or not I go further with this girl, I'd like to. It's more the uncertainty that annoys me.
>>34742344No, I get anxiety nauseas and vomits
>>34742349Well a lot of women are too weak to pull heavier handgun triggers. I'm not talking about janky old double action revolvers I mean modern shit like a kel tec 32. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad
>>34742338Exactly. It's not even so much about the act of cheating as it is the general character indictment that means they are not fit to exist in society. To me, a person who cheats on their spouse, the person they are supposed to care about most and be most loyal to, is infinitely worse a character indictment than like a random criminal harming somebody they don't know or care about.
>>34742350Being publicly masturbated is not exclusive to one gender or sex.
>>34742354I'm sorry to say, but that's just a skill issue.
Honestly you people are so pathetic and whiny about cheaters I honestly think better of them than their "victims" now
>>34742349sure, but you did specify beating them. I don't really care how it happens.
>>34742309MI think the human psyche tends to look for a baseline of suffering. Meaning that no matter how well you objectively have it, you will experience it ass suffering if you don't know anything worse.
>>3474235497% of women are simply too dumb to operate a gun safely and effectively IMO.
>>34742309No, that's why decadence comes before collapse
>>34742358Absolutely. I understand that cheating is unethical, but the "i'll kill you" losers who got cheated on are acting like absolute rape victims.
Foids, why do you look like dried-up raisins at 32?
Why do gay Republicans always work in academia as either Economics or Political Science professors? You can always tell that combo by the mix of severe Gay Voice and the fact that they always wear a bow tie.
>>34742358So as long as someone is more annoying than the other, you can excuse bad actions. By any chance are you american?
>>34742363Ask yourself why do you value the life of someone willing to emotionally destroy someone out of selfishness.
>>34742365how many gay republicans do you know?
>>34742365They always white supremacists too
>>34742364That woman is jaundiced.She looks like that because she's an alcoholic, and probably worse.
>>34742352As someone who who is kind of in your shoes, try to push it consciously out of your mind. I basically send my message and then try to forget about the chat.That said I also don't like texting or hanging in front of my phone constantly, so I take my time with responding too. Not as a tactic, but because I don't like the whole dedicated texting line bit. What also really really really helps with everything: Talking to more girls. I know it may not be your romantic ideal, but I imagine you have a bit of catching up to do in regards to experience. Don't underestimate how much it mellows you out when you have three girls to meet with and can meet new prospects without to much effort instead of just the one. It also rteally helps with the retarded habit to start full blown relationships with every random girl who will have you, regardless how good of a fit your are.
>>34742367Human rights, bitch
>>34742365Because straight republicans in academia have to stay closeted. Openly gay ones are the only ones who can be open about holding those political views
>>34742368I took a lot of political science classes in college. So more than average.
>>34742364>severe alcoholic with beginning stages denture mouth
>>34742364Looks like she smokes crack
>>34742364Would status, other guys?
>>34742364>why do people lie on dating apps
>>34742372So you care because of the arbitrary definition of human rights? Or do you care because you agree with those principles?
>>34742342I mean I could write the real reasons but nobody wants to read that
>>34742372Means nothing
>>34742379Brb setting my height to 6'4".
>>34742289>Thats not true. Theres sa pecific subset of people who have never been really loved, starting with their parents. There are other people who have been genuinely loved, but have problems. You have a massively oversimplified view of life.I had described exactly what you just said if you read my post. People who lacked love relying on the therapist, but also people who still need them due to disorders that are pathological. What's your contention? >>34742316>Most likely, yeah. But I've also seen many people that nobody cared about.Those people tend to be the better people when you get close to them in my opinion. They're not invisible to everybody, some of us can see them.
>>34742364>Interests: self-careLol, lmao even.
>>34742385>Those people tend to be the better people when you get close to them in my opinion. They're not invisible to everybody, some of us can see them.I think those kind of people are precisely the most ignored and overlooked. Wouldn't surprise me if most haven't ever been looked in a romantic light.
>>34742381There are many things that are legal but unethical. Problem?
>>34742382Why would anyone ask if they wanted a shite answer
>>34742389>I think those kind of people are precisely the most ignored and overlooked. Wouldn't surprise me if most haven't ever been looked in a romantic light.I married one and as selfish as it sounds I'm glad I was one of the few to notice what other people overlooked, felt like the greatest heist in human history like I just stole treasure
>>34742391I think she’s gorgeous and has a kind soul, and I want to spoil her and take care of her. Are you happy
>>34742371Regarding talking to other girls, I do actually have a few other matches I'm currently texting. But I don't know if I'd actually want to date 2 at a time, I would feel a bit bad about it.
>>34742396Why do you want to stop wanting her then
>>34742309Male>Does life have any meaning without suffering?No it does not. For whatever reason whether people want to admit it or not, meaning is often found in suffering. Things mean more in value when you have known great pain or experienced hardship, peace becomes premium. I find that people averse to suffering who tend to only seek pleasures ironically always report feeling the most empty inside. Life is weird
>>34742309MSuffering is often very meaningful but is hardly the most meaningful thing in life. I think love and beauty are much more important, but we do often have to suffer a lot before we can fully experience either of those things.So, I'd say it's integral to our searches for meaning but isn't the meaning of life itself.
>Women turn to look at me constantly>Friend jealous>Does not understand this is because I was born with a thugs face and the look on their faces is actual fearHow do I stop scaring womenMen too, actually, I've been told by men I am intimidating>>34742284Who the fuck oils their dick to jack offHow weak is your penis
>>34742403I can tell you based on your opinion that you are a fag
>>34742405Use it to your benefit
>>34742405That's a good thing
I’m tempted to get an anorexic gf just to make her get worse because I love her and want the best for her
>>34742405Circumcised men cannot masturbate without lubrication
>>34742410I think you just male manipulated yourself man
>>34742410Your post contradicts itselfWhy would you intentionally harm your gf if you love her
>>34742411We can but not often. Feels a lot better with lube.
>>34742412Whatever the fuck that means
>he was a skater boy >she said see you later, boy
>>34742406>I can tell you based on your opinion that you are a fagHere is the response you wanted
Sometimes I wish I lived in the USA
>>34742415To help her out of love, dipshit. If you love someone, you’d help them, and if they want help with weight loss, then helping them lose weight is love. Even when she dies from it.
>>34742416Why not? Don’t you guys still make precum?
Just watched Donnie darko and he called Patrick Swayzes character a chud lol
>>34742421I spent most of my twenties wanting to leave it but realized last year that I want to stay.Which part of the US?
>>34742419That's a classic Femcel anthem.
>>34742421Stay where you are; we don’t need any more.
>>34742422Oh I understand completely now. Youre a good dude anon. Doing great work, I look up to you, one day I'll be as good as you are at helping people :^)
>>34742423We do, but the parts of our dicks that are supposed to be covered in foreskin still chafe without additional lubrication.
>Girl female texts me out of the blue to ask "wuu2">Had to google what the fuck that means>Wants me to go to her place>Know she finds me attractive as she outright stated she does>Like her as a person, feel absolutely no attractionWhat do
>>34742427>kickflipim not a femcel
>>34742421>I want to move to an ugly unaffordable violent culturally dead hellhole full of fat, ugly, and stupid people It's your funeral
>>34742423Precum isn't a lube substitute And we don't make enough to slather our cocks in it it's not grool
I’m going on a date with a fat girl. This may be a new paradigm shift for me. She’s not obese, definitely chubby and overweight, but her fat is distributed nicely. I really like her face and her boobs.
>>34742364>women why do you--->*posts picture of a biological male
>>34742435Go with your gut.
>>34742435Go hang out and see if you can grow into the attraction. The idea of instant mutual magnetism is something teenagers believe in, it's limerence.
>>34742440It sort of is, but it only lasts for a short time before drying out and being the opposite of lube.
>>34742405People will be intimidated by anyone who doesn't smile people tell me I'm intimidating and I weigh like 120 pounds
>>34741916>t. slut that begs chad for sex without even meeting him in person yet
My asshole is leaking shit
>>34742443>>34742444I'm autistic bro my gut doesn't know shit.But for second one, absolutely no chance of that happening, I've known the girl for like 4 years (she was my ex-neighbor) and she simply 100% is not my type at all. She's fat, pasty white, a stay at home cat owner. Very nice person but there's nothing there at all for attraction
What if someone was so intimidating nobody would tell him he's intimidating so he'd never figure out that he's intimidating
>>34742435Don't go it'll just be weird.
>>34742450We know
>>34742438You had sex? Congrats.
>>34742435>>Had to google what the fuck that meansWell?
>>34742405>Men too, actually, I've been told by men I am intimidatingI got the same face, don't worry about it. You're just someone who doesn't want to fake emotions they don't actually have. I don't trust people who do socially performative smiling, I think it's fake.
>>34742457What are you up to come on unc
>>34742457What u up 2
>>34742457It means "what u up to" which is dumb because wyd already exists
>>34742173Have you considered that she could've cheated on him first or refused to put out for him?
>>34742099Eggs, milk, sugar in cream cheese/Neufchâtel
>>34742451Attraction, proper attraction, that's built from connection and connection takes time to develop. Things like love for example, that takes a 3 - 6 months to develop. Take that into consideration when you are seeing any girl. Also this means you can choose who you wish to begin this process with. If you don't want her, then don't date her and be clear in your intentions so you don't lead her on by mistake.
i want a touchy-feely boy
>>34742451Just go for the free pussy
Men, are you a dollar store gooner (one of those men who ejaculates on women they don't know in the aisles of Dollar Tree, and then uploads videos of it so their fellow gooners can cheer them on)?You are, aren't you?
It just crossed my mind that even a filthy disease-ridden but pretty prostitute wouldn't settle for an average or below-average man because she makes so much money by whoring herself out that it would be a downgrade in lifestyle for her.Such preposterous bullshit. Truly a clown world.
>>34742395I wish people like you were actually real, that would give me hope. Cheers anon.
>>34742473There are no dollar trees here
>>34742451>Very nice person but there's nothing there at all for attractionYou need to make it perfectly clear to her that this is how you feel about her. Anything less would amount to leading her on.
>>34742473Yes!!! You found me!!! Ughhh I thought nobody would ever figure it out!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!!
>>34742470No, again, no attraction. I wouldn't even get hard.>>34742467This has nothing to do with my scenario where I know for a fact from the very start I am simply not attracted to her in the slightest.There is no 3-6 months.There's no nothing beyond me hanging out as a friend or notThis is like being one of those guys who has a girl he's crushed on for like 5 years and thinks "Any day now, she'll find me attractive"
>>34742473I'm a shut-in NEET. I don't go out of my house.
>>34742474That seems entirely logical to me. What's clownish about it?
Rate desirability of my boyfriend, I'm afraid he could be stolen away:>25-year-old man>full curly hair>5'3"/160cm and super small>will never be employed >beautiful angular face>mental health issues that impact his social abilities also >but silly and confident enough in himself How many women are into this enough to approach him? I am tormented and tortured by these fears.
>>34742474>envious of prostitutesStop being a fag
>>34742474nobody cares that you want women to settle
>>34742483He needs to be drafted and to die in battle
>>34742385>What's your contention? The fact that while relationships can be healing, they don't replace therapy. Theres also lots of people who did not have the problem of not getting loved enough, and thus won't find the solution to their problems there. >>34742389Thats nosense. Especially as a guy,theres also always the option of making yourself more visible, become a musician, do public speaking of any kind, anything that puts you on a stage and allows you to show yourself. Its the real reason why Rock stars get laid, not (only) the status.
>>34742477>There are no dollar trees hereI think other dollar stores are involved too.
>>34742469I won't fall for your seductive and emasculating temptations.
>>34742473I'm not, no. The most demoralizing brick and mortar retail experience I had was in a Florida Dollar Tree last winter. It was filthy and full of dirty people on pills. Just thought I should share.
>>34742469No you don't, larper.My touches would be too much for you.
>>34742475Well last I checked I'm real so I am certain others exist. We're not so rare, we just happen to recognize others who feel like the world is not their home and we appear in their life one day and we will say "Hello". Yours will happen soon
>>34742482>>34742485That a woman who by all logic should be entirely undesirable would refuse a decent man willing to marry her. It's nonsensical, and only possible in a clown world.
>>34742400>I would feel a bit bad about it.Its not unusual, adult women will be able to deal with it. Its unusual to expect exclusivity from second zero onwards. What is important is whether you want to do that or not.
>>34742483Ask yourself if you're good enough that the number of women approaching him are a non issue,
>>34742469I'd be happy to buy you dinner kittenposter but I'm too old for much more than that with you.
>>34742421Indian? No sane european wants this anymore.
Everything posted here that makes you happy or feel good about people is a LIE, and everything posted here that makes you angry or sad or want to kill yourself or others is the TRUTH
>>34742269>I think you would have been able to tell if he thought your shit was wack, also.Idk, all I can say is that he was nice. Perhaps he knew it would be an awkward situation for me and that’s why
>>34742483Women are so retarded
>>34742495Prostitutes are more disagreeable amd disloyal than the upstanding normal monogamous regular women. Have you considered that people have different personalities?
>>34742495If a woman doesn't want to get married, turning down a marriage proposal seems very sensible.
What does kwab mean?
>>34742500I don't believe that. People's suffering makes me happy. I am completely convinced that it's real suffering.
>>34742500>>34742503Makes sense.
>>34742495More money >>> less moneyIts that shimple
>>34742500Thus, the ever grinding wheel of karma, binded by the chains of our sins, keeps us crushed and suffering in our hells. All's right in the world.
>>34742451Attraction isn't a choice, and frankly she doesn't sound exactly appealing sexually.
>>34742503>upstanding normal monogamous regular womenHmm.>upstanding monogamous>normal regularPick one.
>>34742483Probably made up, but make him obese to make him uglier. Architecture.
>>34742506its an onomatopoeia
>>34742506kek what a bitch
>>34742506krab!
Random feelings of loneliness as I was browsing something.Saw a cute little indie game about love and romance on Steam and it just made me feel lonely.I want to go hiking tomorrow and I already know I will feel lonely several times during the drive there and the hike.My brain is really stupid.
>>34742469They need to put you in the Temple Grandin hug machine until you calm down.
>>34742483>>5'3"/160cm and super smallI hate to inform you, but he is fated to be an incel and die alone. He will never have a gf.
>>34742500this
>>34742506Did someone say that to you on fit
>>34742483If I was 10 years younger I'd still be 3 and a half inches taller than him and he'd still be broke. I'll pass.
>>34742469I like to touch and feel my penis. And I like to touch and feel a woman’s whisker biscuit!
Everybody talks shit about Indian men being creepy and obsessed with bobs and vagena but you atogans are no different. This thread is spiritually Indian and this is what you all are under the veneer of civility
>>34742488>The fact that while relationships can be healing, they don't replace therapyYou had said earlier>The main thing that good therapists (not pill pushers) actually do is emulate/simulate a loving relationship as best as they can.They implication is that they can only emulate it/simulate it, but it can never actually be that. After all, you have to pay them money for the performance and if the money stops they don't want to hear your problems anymore. Look I'll be blunt, I dislike modern therapy. I don't have a narrow view I used to study psychology extensively, I just think that for most cases that are not pathological, the remedy is to just find loving people and escape bad environs and give it some time and you're OK. I think that therapy is handed out far too frequently and should be reserved for people with disorders that are involuntary, and I think the only reason why we live in such a large therapy culture today is because it's a business model, people go get degrees and they want money for their performance of pretending to care. And they do pretend to care, they 'emulate' it. They even cannot allow themselves to care due to ethical boundaries. But they will be happy enough to take your money.
>>34742494Quite beautiful. We'll see.
>>34742531Are you here on safari or what
>>34742518They should have a Temple Grandin hug machine that stimulates autistic people by masturbating them in public so they don’t crash out from stress. It would be therapeutic.
>>34742534Is he going to shoot me for being a beautiful elephantlion?
does anyone else feel like its so fucked up that your ability to make friends is strongly tied to your physical appearance?>>34742518I remember when my teacher played us the temple grandin movie i was just so quiet and stared blankly at everyone for the rest of the day
>>34742531Most of us are really Spiritually Icelandic
>>34742495If she was undesirable men wouldn’t be be making her rich by paying to fuck her
>>34742531>Everybody talks shit about Indian men being creepy and obsessed with bobs and vagenaThe motivation there is for racist propaganda. Less about moral superiority.
>>34742531Open bob plz
I would probably enjoy the original temple grandin hug machine. Being crushed by a man is also good.
>>34742538>does anyone else feel like its so fucked up that your ability to make friends is strongly tied to your physical appearanceI don't even believe that.>>34742544Wouldn't that hurt you
>>34742439Americans are the best looking people in the world
>>34742538Good thing you have an excellent physical appearance and don't have to worry about thatExtraversion and neurotypicality is MUCH more important, anyways
I wish I’d made money as a gay prostitute when I was a teenager, I could have got rich taking it up the ass as long as protection was used and I took aids prevention meds
>>34742546Yes 60 years ago. It was a beautiful european hybrid race. Much more mixing between different euro nationalities happened in the usa than in europe.
>>34742546;) oh stop.
Women, how often do you want sex with your boyfriend/husband?
>>34742532You're not wrong. Might be a difference as in my country therapy is mostly run by the piblic healthcare system, there are not enough therapists available as is and it doesn't pay nearly as well as private practices. Most people seeking therapy have actual pathologies as those are required, except a few "lifestyle patients" who generally pay the private practies. Pill pushing is also rare, and you won't get rich of being a (public) therapist. >should be reserved for people with disorders that are involuntaryFunny enough my own therapy was started due to a pthological innability to , putting it bluntly, get laid. Or rather, form any sort of relationships with women. In my case forming a loving relationship with a woman was simply not an option as I did everything in my power to prevent it from happening due my pathology.
>>34742545>hurt youDepends on how hard I'm being squeezed and how even the pressure is. You can squeeze someone pretty hard without hurting them. If a person who's much bigger than me lays on top of me it's nice for a few minutes. Less pain and more "lungs are working too hard".
>>34742546Holy fucking LMAO hahahhahhaa holy shit Dude im american and this is literally the most wrong incorrect thing about america I have EVER read
>>34742538>does anyone else feel like its so fucked up that your ability to make friends is strongly tied to your physical appearance?This is only true for female in female friendships. Men have no such expectations for other male friends because we aren't angling to fuck/marry our bros. For some reason women are embarrassed of each other if their female friend makes them look bad by association.
The girl who crushed on me complained that I hugged her too tightly.
>>34742554I'd do that
I wanna squeeze her like a python and then give her a big wet kiss
>>34742552>once a year or lessSomebody must be incredibly wrong and I feel sorry for them.That being sad, good to see the overall distribution isn't insanely skewed, though the amount of men asked is more than double in that statistic.
>>34742546>VHG, SO BEAVTIFVL
>>34742552Ideally every other day ish
>>34742556I don't associate with ugly dudes
>>34742562On the other hand this woman has a mostly female audience yet the survey participation is heavily skewed towards men so idk doesn't sound good
>>34742567Why not?
>>34742547yeah luckily im very neurotypical >>34742545>>34742556what so men are willing to be friends with fatties?
>>34742568>this womanWhat woman? Did you mean to type something else?
>>34742553Was this pathology rooted in a diagnosable disorder you weren't aware of or one you had diagnosed already?
>>34742562>SomebodyThat's about 6 somebodies
>>34742556Is this right? I thought having an ugly friend around was a good thing. It's bad hygiene and poor social skills that keep her excluded. If she was just ugly she'd be beneficial to have around.
>>34742570>im very neurotypicalBitch your mental illnesses have more three letter acronyms than Washington DC keklmao
>>34742570Herro, i get hungry when i see the images you post
>>34742571CartoonsHateHerShe's an autist but girly
>>34742569I don't like looking at them and they're usually unhygienic and just weird or boring in general.
>>34742570>what so men are willing to be friends with fatties?Yes. I'm friends with a 6'7" beanpole, a giant obese fat man, a short manlet, an autist nerd guy, a blue blooded high born psychopathic type, a guy who won't shut up about femboys, a communist, and a neo-nazi. All of us hang out and no one cries about it. Only gay men and women give a shit about the social optics of their friend group. In manworld, friendship is deeper than looks.
>>34742579Oh okay. So you would prefer to have attractive men to look at? Stud men? Men with oiled pecs? Men who may or may not also be gay?
>>34742576im seeing a new therpist this weekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4
>>34742578Oh, I wasn't aware that was meant to be anything. lol>>34742574I knew one "somebody" who only was horny when she was ovulating.Never made much sense to me, since masturbating is nice either way. But I think it's rather sad when masturbation (or sex) is just a thing you have to get over with, instead of being able to fully enjoy it for what it is.
>>34742582Yeah
>>34742575>Is this right? I thought having an ugly friend around was a good thingOnly if the girl wants to use the unattractive girl to make herself look prettier in comparison during any outing that involves meeting guys. She will deliberately drag the unattractive chick along to use her as a sort of object or prop to provide a stark beauty/ugly contrast to make the man appreciate her more. Female friendships are disgusting all things considered
>>34742572Nothing specific. Lets just say childhood trauma from growing up in a fmaily exclusively of women, being pushed into the fathers role by an overwhelmed single mom from a young age and spending most of my formative years playing janny to other peoples emotions instead of growing up. As a result I used to abhor emotional closeness to women, and to this day take a great deal of enjoyment from being on my own, being free to do as I please and having no one yapping in my ear.I probably would have resolved it far quicker by finding a nice gf for a year or two in my 20s, but thats where the cat bites its own tail isn't it.
>>34742584>But I think it's rather sad when masturbation is just a thing you have to get over with, instead of being able to fully enjoy it for what it is.Life as a male
>>34742589I've heard that from both sexes.
>>34742564The White man marches on
>>34742584>Never made much sense to meWell you're a male. You're essentially an entirely different species than them.
>>34742586Thanks for proving my point. Only gays and girls care about whether or not their same sex friend is ugly. But I admire your honesty so you have my respect. You are invited to the heterosexual cookout for your candor
What % of the American population resembles My 600-lb Life people?
>>347425946 or 7
>>34742593Amazing. I'll handle the sausages.
>>34742598>Amazing. I'll handle the sausages.Lmao, classic. See that's the way gays should be. Make Gays Great Again.
>>34742556>Men have no such expectations for other male friendsMaybe not consciously, but I don't really have ugly guys in my circles. Back in my fraternity (not american) we were pretty open about not taking in ugly or fat guys. Manlets, not a problem. But not fatties.
>>34742592See >>34742590.
>>34742552Minimum once a week.
Men and women, do you play any sports or engage in any routine physical activity as a hobby?
>>34742587Does it have to be actively wanting to use them? Can't she just enjoy not feeling threatened? Out in the wild it's always a chubby woman who makes it her personal mission to slut shame me the skinny girls mind their own business or compliment each other's outfits.
>>34742603i ride my bicycle almost every day and fail to do a single pull up almost every day
>>34742603MYeah, hiking and wandering.
>>34742583Are you going to tell them about /atoga/?
>>34742603MYes, muay thai
>>34742603FNo sports but I like hiking. Or just walking if I can't do it in the woods.
>>34742588Ah, then I respect your struggle immensely. Say no more, I know of cases like this and it's fucking brutal. I'm glad you got access to help. And yeah even if you tried to find a nice gf it's tricky. Because a good woman would have urged you to leave the environment, which you may very well have construed as emotional abuse or exploitative, triggering emotional flashbacks to the old dynamic. Trauma is a bitch.
>>34742603FI just go on walks
>>34742604>Does it have to be actively wanting to use them? Can't she just enjoy not feeling threatened?Women are pretty active about it sometimes. Women need to exploit social relations in some way to feel non threatened. That's just how they be. That's why they compete to find a man so they can finally feel all safe and cozy. The minute the woman is married all her friends go bye bye. She makes new friends typically with other married women because the social hunger games have ended and she can trust other women at that point
>>34742603>as a hobbyWhat does that even mean at this point?
I’m not a whore, I’m just a man appreciator
>>34742419comfy cat
How do I tell her that her dress dress actually looks pretty shit
Can't believe I wasted money on therapy just for her to tell me to get friendsYeah thay advice is worth the $100 a session
>>34742617Who the fuck appreciates men? Disgusting behavior.
>>34742469>monkey's paw: he gropes your ass and boobs and pussy all the time
>>34742613Nah, my mom wasn't an idiot all things considered and sent me off to another city to study at 18, so I was gone from that environment at an okay age. I just kept subconsciously projecting stuff from back then on all women and therefore wanted nothign to do with them while wondering why nothing happened with women at the same time. And yeah, facing the trauma and especially learning the skill of recognizing and overcoming my projections was not easy.
>>34742617*Chad appreciatorDon't lie
>>34742619"I think this dress doesn't do your physical beauty justice".Something to that effect. That way you simultaneously validate her vanity yet also covertly signal to ditch the dress.
>>34742621I only appreciate their dicks, faces and six-packs
>>34742620I mean, maybe you should try to make a friend
>>34742622>implying this isn't a bonus
>>34742483>>will never be employedYou're fine
>>34742626Damn, zero out of three for me then.
Women, stop shaving.
>>34742603MI’m thinking about getting more seriously into rock climbing because I’ve done it before and enjoyed it. There’s a famous gym ~35 minutes away from me. The hard part will be driving there consistently
>>34742623>And yeah, facing the trauma and especially learning the skill of recognizing and overcoming my projections was not easy.Definitely not easy, it can be unspeakably difficult to overcome the projections, especially after doing it. Because it's easy to ruminate on the new perspective, appreciating the new way to see life, but feeling deep melancholy for wishing how life could have been if you had that perspective back then. Or wondering if this is how you should have been all along, etc.
>>34742538I like the challenge, but yeah it's fucked, but we're all wild animals at heart
GenderDid you exercise today? If so, what did you do? If not, why?
>>34742632You saved this for the armpit hair but I'm replying to it because of the titty stretch mark. My ancestors and God are watching me use my free will to type this reply
>>34742632No. My bf likes me smooth.
>>34742637MYeah, like I said earlier, muay thai.
>>34742632>Women, stop shaving Don't tell women to do that they have enough advantages as it is. The last thing we want is for them to discover what happens when a man sees that up close and the primal awakening his sexuality reaches. Don't let the women find out about that, please. You will ruin the balance
Women, how possessive do you want your bf?On a scale between barely acknowledges your existence to locks you in a cage?
>>34742552>88% chance a girl wants sex at least once a weekThat's pretty nice actually, not drastically different than the 95% men
>>34742627Yeah but I didn't need to pay someone $100 to tell me that
>>34742638>You saved this for the armpit hair but I'm replying to it because of the titty stretch mark. My ancestors and God are watching me use my free will to type this replyYou're also a fan of titty stretch marks? A man of culture.
>>34742637F. My only exercise was walking and gardenwork.
>>34742637Yes, >>34742147
>>34742617comforting
>>34742644Maybe you did if that's what your therapist decided you need to hear after what you told her
>>34742637MI did some stretches (working towards doing the splits). I should do some pullups too. I didn't to go uni today, so I'm missing the gym.
>>34742586i could look like this if i wasnt a dyel balding manlet
>>34742603>do you play any sports or engage in any routine physical activity as a hobby?FYes, I lift weights and do cardio 5 - 6 days a week, do BJJ and kickboxing, and I occasionally partake in races. I'm running an ultramarathon next month, which will be my first one.
State genderHow successful do you think you'd be as a serial killer?
>>34742637MYes
women, never stop shaving
>>34742620>Can't believe I wasted money on therapy just for her to tell me to get friendsIf you're a man, do not see the female therapist, they cannot help men navigate a man's life, because they're not men. The only time female therapist is helpful is for helping trust relations to people, especially if you had a bad relationship with women as a whole.
>>34742603Mno because i'm a lazy boring loser
>>34742654MI don't have a very good poker face, and I'm a squeamish, nonviolent person. Don't think I'd get very far.
the man boobs will disappear
>>34742654I could hit the minimum of three kills to be technically classified, at least
>>34742656The fact that image has to be carried by an ass shot proves shaven armpits are boring as fuck. Get out of here, and never return. Leave. You are banished, fucking exiled.
>>34742657Well my mom's cold, icy demeanor towards my dad probably poisoned my view towards women, but we never talked about that
>>34742641>>34742632You are insanely cringe.
>>34742654Fi wouldnt be good at that at all
>>34742483Put that thing away.
>>34742656Asian girls don't need to shave; they just don't have body hair.That being said, I deserve an Asian girl built like Fern.
>>34742645Not to be totally corny about it but I like them because they're Real
>>34742656NoFuck off gillette
>>34742654>How successful do you think you'd be as a serial killer?I actually worry about that some nights. That's one of my fears is whether or not I am capable.
Do men really think a womans butt crack is attractive?
Male anons i need your opinion on this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uYIE46vJss>>34742622that is exactly what i am talking about
>>34742654>How successful do you think you'd be as a serial killer?M. Terrible, I can't drive.
>>34742663I didn't even notice the ass shot I was looking at her pits.>get out of heremake me!
>>34742656Fuckmeat.
>>34742632absolutely not, i love shaving
>>34742672No
>>34742669>Not to be totally corny about it but I like them because they're RealThat's not corny at all. I love stretch marks on boobs as well, the silvery lines the way light catches them, visual evidence of their weight and ample size. It's kino taste man, I respect it.
>>34742673Pretty cringe.
>>34742635Ultimately it has made me myself. No way of knowing how life could have been. Ultimately I have too much of what other guys have too little: Self sufficiency and a willingness to rather be alone than have something I don't really like. And it sure taught mea shitload about women. My therapist told me that a lot of guys with my background end up absolutely slying because of it, and she wasn't wrong. What still gives me an ick is a woman going into nest building mode though, I will have to figure this out. Most likely I will simply need a woman whose crazy matches mine for that. But I stopped admiring and wanting to emulate guys who have lost the ability to commit to women, which I used to do a lot.
>>34742642100% hand holding and being close in public. And permanent scowl/smoulder at everyone else looking at me because I'm pretty.
>>34742670overweight women don't count, I couldn't care less about what you do
>>34742672>Men, do you find one of the most erotic parts of woman's body attractive?
>>34742673My opinion is that I could post raps like this as well if I had less shame
>>34742656that picture is so fake lol east asians are so deluded
>>34742632Don't have to tell me twice.
>>34742677Loving being shaved ok, but why do you even like shaving itself? It's annoying and takes time.
>end of business day>missed my advisor's email from 10pm last night about talking on zoom about research before he goes on vacation for 2 weeksI have royally fucked up
>>34742685literal shit comes out of it dude. the whole ass thing is a jew psyop to promote negro culture. legs >>>>>>> butt
>>34742683Too bad. Go fuck yourself again.
>>34742671>>34742654Forgot to state gender.MaleI worry about that question about being a serial killer because I only have cognitive empathy and cannot feel affective empathy. I have also been around the dead and not felt anything, I lack the ability to cry or feel fear except fear of myself. I try to keep a good life going and my worry about this question is purely self referencing, I only worry because how my life would be affected. Never admitted that to any professional and never will.
>>34742690>filenameYou jokerEnjoy your two week break I guess
>>34742687>google lens it>Shui Miao AquaChinese women are abnormally fake on the internet and I don't understand why they do it
>>34742672>oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?
>brapzilianhehe heh
>>34742694It wasn't already funny the first time around.
Women, accept your natural hairiness.
I have daddy issues
>>34742689oh well i dont like shaving the activity i like being shaved, i was just responding to the statement directly
>>34742654MI do not believe I'm smart enough to evade police and modern forensics. Never mind the fact that I don't want to murder anyone.
>>34742701only reason i wont date latinas
>>34742702Son style or daughter style
women with big foreheads are cute
>>34742702literally everyone has daddy issues
>>34742702Meaning?
>>34742703>i like being shavedI will shave you.
Women, would you let your bf lick your armpit, in a sexual way? Like during sex, you're halfway on your back and the other half on your side, and he's on top with his dick in you. One hand is groping your bottom boob and the other is holding your top arm up exposing your pits, and after kissing your lips, he moves down your neck and across your chest to your armpits. Like, he gives soft touches and nibbles, and then gentle and slow kisses and licks over your shaved pits.What about if he moves up your arm and then rests his head near your pit behind your elbow (cubital fossa) and gives it occasional soft licks too?I've put my tongue on mine and it's actually pretty sensitive, I think a girl would like it
>>34742691That's only the ass HOLE you complete mongoloid retard. The ass CRACK is different and hints at the treasures below
>>34742654truck driver + only killing unattractive old male hitchhikers = never get caught
>>34742681>And it sure taught mea shitload about women.What's pretty scary is only 15-20% of men know how women truly are behind the social optics. Most men go the cradle to the grave without ever finding out. You know what I'm talking about, right?
>>34742708that's obviously untrue. just because your dad molested you or whatever doesnt mean all dads are like that
>>34742706son style >>34742708oh yeah, how is your relationship with your father?>>34742709I'm human garbage
>>34742672Yes, its very desirable and erotic. Please wash for his sake.
>>34742619Tell her the dress looks cheap not that she looks bad in it>>34742632Way ahead of you I haven't shaved in like a decade>>34742637F. I did not. In my defense I only woke up like 2 hours ago.>>34742642Like a 5-6 maybe? Possesive in a protective way not a jealous way. He walks on the street side of the sidewalk without thinking about it type shit not "you talked to that cashier for 15 seconds longer than was necessary you're cheating on me aren't you cunt" behavior.>>34742654F. Not very.
>>34741916I feel like an alien because I'm not a very horny man.
>>34742712hair and shit dingleberries? if you like pussy why not just like pussy?
>>34742654MMy body language betrays me in Secret Hitler. I don't think I'm cut out for this
WOMENA man looks at you and says "fuckmeat", turns around and strutts away.Your thoughts about it?
>>34742716>son style>I'm human garbageA classic. You'll probably get over it as you get closer to 30Your dad probably wouldn't be doing much better if he were born into your circumstances
>>34742721>What is shaving>What is washing your assNot beating the caveman allegations bud
>>34742714Yeah. I don't dislike them for it though, I like the pragmatism. It makes things actually rather easy once you say bye to romanticist delusions. By and large I find that men and women complement each other very well once you remove said social optics on either side. Its not like men don't have that.
I miss her.
>>34742685>Men do you find one of the most erotic parts of woman's body attractive?Men find different parts of a woman's body erotic others don't. Some guys find feet erotic and I don't understand them. For me the erotic areas of a woman are:>Breasts>Vagina>Ass>Armpits>Thighs>Hips>Calves>Nape of neck >Stomach
Should I go on a date with a fatty? I have nothing better going for me at the moment
>>34742673He doesn't have a good rapping voice. I'm not black, but this is why black people use "white boi" as a derogative. The second guy is a little betterNo real great bars here either, but given the topic it's sorta expected
>>34742727>Yeah. I don't dislike them for it though, I like the pragmatism. It makes things actually rather easy once you say bye to romanticist delusions. By and large I find that men and women complement each other very well once you remove said social optics on either side. Its not like men don't have that.We have it but compared to what women are capable of socially it's like if we were to put a woman up against a heavy weight boxer, it's just insane the difference. I don't dislike them for it either, and for the most part it's easy to tune out and turn a blind eye to what goes on behind the veil so to speak. What it did do though is make me reprioritize my fears for a daughter. Turns out I'm not supposed to worry about the men, it's the other girls that can destroy her mentally.
You people have way too little confidence about being a serial killer. Like it's that hard.
>>34742736The game has changed, bro. Ted Bundy was playing against plumbers.
>>34742736I watch too much forensic files I know I'd get caught. I'm 120 pounds and don't know how to secretly obtain a gun I have no hope.
>>34742723If there are other guys nearby he will get a beating
>>34742736>You people have way too little confidence about being a serial killer. Like it's that hardIt's not about it being hard, it's about exploiting blindspots and staying in people's emotional periphery, picking the right target and making sure they're already lacking a network of people, scouting out the right area that lacks surveillance and then making sure that your location of beginning the job is as such that provides passive alibi. It's moving or disposing of the human organism after they are deceased that can get tricky because it can be time consuming and you only have a certain amount of time before the break of daylight. So you either have to strategically create working checkpoints to finish up night by night, which has advantages because you can gauge public alarm between gaps, or have it in your to get rid of it all on the same night, but that would require a very opportune location of disposal that happened to be conveniently around your target at the time.
>>34742739Not in Iran or Texas.
>>34742672The booty is like a well decorated present box, and when you open it up get a pretty anus and vagina. All three are a perfect storm for bringing a man onto his horny knees
I'm handling my latest rejection very poorly
>>34742723I can't post pics because I'm in incognito but imagine that reaction image of the blonde toddler in the purple shirt giving side eye.
>>34742401It’s not mutual
>>34742741There too
>>34742735>it's the other girls that can destroy her mentally.Well ask my sister. My mom couldn't help but project some shit of her own past onto her when we were young, and while my mom eventually caught herself and stopped the damage was done and they had a twenty year feud I was right in the middle of. Probably the main reason why I didn't want anything to do with women for so long. The worst side of feminity, no holds barred on full blast for years. Trust me when I say to let your wife handle it, and that it absolutely is for the best that women keep that shit out of our sight. You really don't want to have a woman, let alone two, make it your problem. Ever. Other than that, this thread is a surpsringly great source, I found some real (and rather positive) gems of female honesty in here. What miffs me a bit is Anons in here either ignoring or misunderstanding those posts in favour of crying about not being Chad.
>>34742637I gymmed for about 30 minutes until I felt like throwing up. Then I quickly did massage chair and got out of there.I'm not gymming on my period week without back support again.
>>34742672Being male is being a slave to the feminine body
>>34742747>I can't post pics because I'm in incognitoBan evading, huh.
>>34742603MI started playing soccer this year. Extremely fun sport. Sometimes I play pickup basketball at the gym when I need cardio and don't wanna run.
>>34742737This but unironically. The digital age did more to end serial killing than anything else.
Hi. I feel bad and I can't sleep. I miss you people insulting me for some reason.
>>34742756I keep getting range banned because of someone else, bc I'm not doing anything But I'm always in incognito I don't want 4chan in my history if my sister needs to use my phone or whatever.
>>34742753>Trust me when I say to let your wife handle it, and that it absolutely is for the best that women keep that shit out of our sight. You really don't want to have a woman, let alone two, make it your problem. Ever.I'll keep it in mind, thanks. She still doesn't know that I know about what goes on in female-land. Not sure how she would react to my sudden awareness.>What miffs me a bit is Anons in here either ignoring or misunderstanding those posts in favour of crying about not being Chad.Like I said, only 15-20% of men actually give a shit to properly 'see' a woman. That's the slim pickings women have, no wonder they have that dark streak to them lol.
>>34742762Uh huhhhh sure thing, girlie.Probably posting nasty shit on pol.
>>34742760*good night hug" Go back to bed, sweetie.
>>34742760Wouldn't it make it easier for you to sleep if we told you good things to make you feel good?
What do women fear the most?
>>34742760Hi triniWhat's got you buzzing
>>34742767im scared of spiders
>>34742745It do be like that
Femanons, would you want twins?
>>34742764No I get rolled in with that guy you guys complain about from Toronto
>>34742765I seriously can't sleep. I have had insomnia for weeks now. I fall asleep at like 6am.>>34742766I am not going to believe any compliment.
>>34742769More than the sands of time shriveling your looks and womb?
>>34742767>What do women fear the most?My guess: Social ostracisation to the point of actively being hunted. Either that or waking up and their face is gone.
>>34742768Hi! How are you? I just can't sleep for some reason
>>34742775well i guess thats a bit scary too but spiders occupy more of my thoughts
>>34742772Yes, twins are adorable.
>>34742767Failure by my own hand>>34742772I don't think so. Not just because it would be twice as hard but I would feel bad for them and really try to make sure everyone treats them as separate people who are different and not a package deal. If they're both girls they'd get so much shit from creepy dudes.
>>34742781You have a lot less time than men do. It's an unfortunate lot you've been cast.
>>34742772Ye
i wanna be a mother
>>34742769You should be scared of mosquitos instead. They kill way more people per year.
>>34742774>I am not going to believe any compliment.That's too bad. I think I remember you from a while ago, when I used to be around here more, and I think you were nice.As for sleeping, I'm guessing you've already tried several things. What works for me is taking melatonin and just getting up or going to the bathroom until I feel my body relaxing next time I lie down. Hope it improves.
>>34742776NtaActually yeah becoming quadriplegic or blind is scarier than failure.
34 here. I have given up.
>>34742771This is a new one for me. I mistakenly gave a lot of my emotions to this woman without getting much in return. So I'm hung up and I feel like I'm painfully rebuilding something I feel like I've lost
Two minutes in and that chainsmoking cat anime is already grossing me out. I was wrong; it's not fun at all! Nice tits though.
>>34742773Come live with me, my IP is always nice and clean.
>>34742786*shuddermore like you need to be spayed
Atoga, what would it take for us all to make a suicide pact?
>>34742755who's this cute slut?
>>34742767Women fear missing out on experiences that others make out to be a societal norm. They're honestly low thought creatures that desire acceptance, and that's okay, but it pushes them to meld to whatever the zeitgeist is. My wife is no different.
>>34742788Thank you!I would feel kinda silly sitting in the toilet or the bathroom floor, but I might go to the kitchen for a while and drink a glass of milk (I think it has melatonin in it or something).
>>34742794pansy
>>34742760no insults, only nice words from me, hope you can go to sleep soon and have sweet dreams >inb4 simpdon't care
>>34742787they arent an issue in my country. tbf spiders also arent dangerous in my country, i just think they look scary
>>34742800Cmon anon, I didn't want to face reality today.
>>34742794>chainsmoking cat animeSounds repulsive, your fault for exposing yourself to it.
>>34742803I really can't tell if you are being ironic, but it creeps out me in both ways.
I've recently fallen into the jack the ripper rabbitholegender what do you think?August 10, 1888: Mahatma Gandhi leaves India to attend school in LondonAugust 31, 1888: First canonical murder of Jack the RipperApril 1891: Last suspected murder of Jack the RipperJune 1891: Gandhi goes back to India
>>34742801>Women fear missing out on experiences that others make out to be a societal normYou can iron that out of the woman you know. My wife has been the happiest every since I weaned her off of social status seeking and emboldened and encouraged her to create her own status in the things she does, im really proud of her.
>>34742797if i could FUCK catposter
What actually makes your pussy wet, femanon?
>>34742772No, I'd prefer one baby at a time, but of course if twins happen they happen
>>34742808good
>>34742812>What actually makes your pussy wet, femanon?Saaaar
>>34742810That is really cute. I don't want any status tho. I just wish I had real friends.
>>34742817It's a legitimate question, saar.
>>34742760kill yourself you fucking attentionwhore literallywho namefaggot
>>34742809MWouldn't be the craziest theory out there.Speaking of which, do you know about the Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper game? A classic point and click adventure with a surprising amount of accuracy and work behind it.
>>34742809Gandhi was too weak to overpower a woman, that's why he molested children.
>>34742820Thanks, I feel better now. I missed this.
>>34742822Women literally wanted to fuck him and he denied them. Imagine that, and you can't get any pussy.
>>34742825did they?
>>34742818>That is really cute. I don't want any status tho. I just wish I had real friends.You get them when you find a good man to marry and have kids. They call it the woman's "golden age" for a reason. My wife went from 0 female friends to like 5 close friendships within a year. All of them other married women, and they include her in things, messaging her first, they even visit if they find out she is struggling or having a hard time and offer assistance or advice, and she does the same for them as well. Sisterhood actually starts at that point.
>>34742828Look it up. He 'tortured' himself through abstinence.
How do I stop waiting for the absolute perfect moment to do everything and start just doing things? Not necessarily in a dating context, I mean in general.
>>34742831i know where you live
>>34742831Stop waiting around and start doing stuff. Don't try to do all the stuff at once or let yourself continue to wait around.
>>34742786Prescription: procreative plaps
>>34742763>That's the slim pickings women haveYeah, good perspective. While looks don't hurt, every true Chad I've known was part of those 20%. Sure theres guys who only coast by on being the visual type of a number of women , but those are also the ones who just end up with a hilariously bloated ego as they seriously believe that all those random hotties totally got spontaneously wet just for him and then he rizzed them up and stuff and thats how it went. I was really wondering why things went apparently kinda smooth when I finally bothered trying, even though I was a virgin and supposed to just fall flat on my nose at first. Maybe that is indeed the reason. Its just so dumb, theres women in here explaining in detail what to do to get nudes from a woman and why (which is: nothing) and they don't get a single (you). Shame
>>34742829Thank you! I really hope it will be that way. That would make me really happy, it is cute.
>>34742829She already has a bf except he's not quite the type to fix her. Seems he's more interested in leaving her broken
>>34742809And his victims in South Africa and India?
>>34742831you just start it is that simple
>>34742831Action feeds action, lethargy feeds lethargy. Just pick the smallest self contained thing you think you can do and do it.
>>34742763grd on what it means to "see" a woman?
Damn, this thread is "what no pussy does to a mf" encapsulated.
>>34742843If you hide the two retarded chains it is ok
>>34742835>Yeah, good perspective. While looks don't hurt, every true Chad I've known was part of those 20%.And you know the saying 80% of the women belong to 20% of the men lol. Shh don't spoil the secret the other guys might figure it out. Joking. Sort of, maybe. >Maybe that is indeed the reason.I think so. After all the whole reason for shit tests is to see if the man has the knowledge you have. And you got it, only it was given to you in a fucked up way.
>>34742838they dont record those there
>>34742843tbf, lots of girls here that encapsulate "what no pole does to a mf" as well. Granted, they're mostly fat latinas and autists.
>>34742842>grd on what it means to "see" a womanSee for yourself :^)
>>34742850thanks for the non-answer
State gender,What is your favorite color and why?(sorry I am sleep deprived and can't come up with anything better)
>>34742836>Thank you! I really hope it will be that way. That would make me really happy, it is cuteYeah it is, I love watching my wife so happy its nice. You will enjoy the same too, keep hopeful
>>34742854MCrimson, because I like deep rich colors.
>>34742854My favorite color is dark red. I chose it as a kid for no reason.
>>34742856I know there is a metal band called Crimson Glory but I dunno what this color is. I thought Crimson was a guy.
>>34742850>>34742853The chad mindset at work. He got his. But he won't tell you how to get yours. Because that makes you competition.
>>34742854MBlack or dark blue. I don't think there's any real reason, I just think it goes well with most things.Also, go to sleep already. You can't find any kind of rest here.
>>34742790What do you want
>>34742855Thanks a lot!
>>34742854Mred, because of racecars, blood, fire, and dresses that sexy chicks wear
>>34742795No thank you>>34742831Count to 5 and then just go. Also make sure you are well fed and hydrated. >>34742854F. Green but a warm midtone or bright green like golden hour sunlight coming through birch leaves. It makes me happy.
>>34742862Black is not a color, but I get it. The guy that bullied me in HS that I kinda liked said black was his favorite color and then it became mine too. Same with coffee.
>>34742861>The chad mindset at work. He got his. But he won't tell you how to get yours.>Competition No competition. I keep my silence because that's what will help, it's a rite of passage, and the man alone has to go through it. Men compete for land and resources, we don't compete for women.
>>34742854MTyrian purple. I think it looks nice and find its history interesting.
>>34742862Dark blue is really pretty. I imagine like a marine color>>34742865Cool lol>>34742867That sounds really beautiful
>>34742870Whatever your ego needs to tell itself
>>34742854greige or a very light mint
>>34742825t. Indian
>>34742871I studied the Fenicios in HS. Something with a shell and it being expensive? The Bible also says in Proberbs 31 that the ideal woman dresses in purple and linen because of purple's symbolism. I literally read that yesterday trying to figure out how to become Christian.
>>34742868Did he bully you because you pointed out that his favorite color wasn't a color? Also, based black coffee enjoyer.
Why does coffee make me jitter now when it didn't before
>>34742806>repulsiveThat seems to be the point.>your fault for exposing yourself to itI blame atoga for telling me about it and challenging me to watch.
>>34742875Right now it's telling me to act cryptic and vague on purpose to kill boredom. Right now I am that picture of the muscular lion in a sauna wearing a bath towel with the caption that says "his bro felt after saying that" do you know the one?
>>34742876Those colors would make a really cute outfit
>>34742880You have reversed whatever makes your caffeine signals reversed.
>>34742881>I blameOf course you do.
>>34742880You have GRID
>>34742880Getting enough sleep? Dietary changes?
>>34742881what is it about? I saw people talking about it
>>34742831You can't. Not if you're asking this question. The real answer is "just do it", but you've already decided to fail that.
>>34742879Because I was the teachers pet and extremly naive.Yeah, the guy was based. It's funny I based my personality in someone who bullied me.
>>34742854F. yellow and green. i like to wear green because it matches my eyes
>>34742880Dunno what jitter is, but after drinking americano for a while it's harder to drink ristretto.
>>34742854>and why?Does anyone ever know why? Because it appeal to me.
Two (2) days until I see End of Evangelion in theaters. I am very, very excited.
>>34742882My first exposure to that meme was an image of a minion leaning against a wall and chuffing a fat dart and as much as I like being cryptic too now is not the time. I am extremely twitchy and if you do not cut the bullshit I will literally and without exaggeration take my own life
>>34742854mi dont have one
>>34742878>Purple's symbolism Purple is associated with royalty, and that means nobility, so noble virtues and being a woman of virtue is what it means. Purple is an interesting color in that it doesn't actually exist in nature, it's a combination of red and blue spectrum and our eyes invent the color out of nothing for that to make sense to our brains. So purple is the only color that was truly 'created' by humans alone. Our minds made it up anyway.This is why purple is the color associated to psychology or spiritualism and psychic things in general.
Women, do you ever get so horny you feel pissed off?
>>34742891Pretty. My mom does the same.
>>34742846You know, this really served to change my perspective on my past. I used to always sort myself in with the dorky, awkward ,overly anxious and most of all completely clueless guys who also tend to be late starters. And always felt that I missed out on a shitton of experiences. When it may be closer to the truth taht I just got all the knowledge front loaded that most guys have to earn through experience, with the caveat that its too much for a kid who can't even get erections yet. Perhpas I do not miss enarly as much as I thought. My (femal) therapist told me something similar once, but I was unfortunately too deep in my projections to actually listen to her and understand what she was trying to tell me.
>>34742854pastel blue and pink :3
>>34742895>I am extremely twitchy and if you do not cut the bullshit I will literally and without exaggeration take my own lifeAlright, out of respect for you I'll cut the shit.
>>34742890Still seems like an asshole thing to do, but I guess I can understand. A tall, brazilian girl bullied me in elementary school. She entered the same high school as me years later, heard that she got anorexia and never met her again. I hoep she's doing ok.All the other people that bulled me though, I still fantasize about finding them and making them suffer sometimes.
>>34742893I dunno. Maybe some people can explain it. Like if you like green because of nature or something.
>>34742884Wtf does that even mean>>34742887All the same >>34742886What's grid
>>34742894You want spoilers? Because that's how you get spoilers
>>34742888You know that webm with the asian girl living with cockroaches on her walls that used to be posted a lot here? Imagine her as a cat girl.
>>34742895you'll what? you'll whut? what? what? whut? what? hehe whaaat? youuulll whattt? hahahahaha hehehehe hooohgheheheggrrnfmjvpfor
>>34742861>But he won't tell you how to get yours.Experience, nigger. And an ability to reflect and understand what happened. And the realization that its something deeply individual which can't simply be taught by someone else, because the moist important part of it is what (you) want. And I mean relaly want, not what you blieve you want. Go out and talk to girls. Get yours. Thats the only way. Anyone who tells you differently is lying his ass off.
>>34742896You give me aquamarine vibes.>>34742897That is really interesting and cool. I feel like wearing purple now.
>>34742910hot
>>34742894It's not even a good movie.
>>34742908giant radioactive iridescent dick
Men will become demigods at whatever they are doing if they know their crush is watching
>>34742908Girl reading internet disorder
>>34742903I dunno if I like this colors desu. Makes me think of trashy kawaii, hello kitty, femboys and pastel goth. Pale pink and light blue is cute tho.
>>34742914Go watch it. It's on netflix.
>>34742917wrong, that's when i fuck up under pressure lol
>>34742871What are your opinions on sumptuary laws? Like do you ever think about how you wouldn't have been able to wear the color? I think about buttons.
>>34742916Yeah but what's that got to do with coffee >>34742918Not a girl
>>34742917>if they know their crush is watchingHave you never heard about spilling the spaghetti?
>>34742908Some people drink caffeine for a sedative effect, no joke. I used to be that way.But now caffeine works correctly so well now that it's easy to get jitters off two sodas or a B vitamin.
>>34742905Not to be an asshole, but maybe you shouldn't hold grudges. Not for them but for yourself.I kinda get why they bullied me, so I don't hate them.
>>34742903Do you like cotton candy flavored things or was the universe cruel to you?
>>34742925I heard that caffeine actually relaxes people with adhd. Met a kid with that who said that coffee and energy drinks made him sleepy.
>>34742925It never sedated me
>>34742902>I used to always sort myself in with the dorky, awkward ,overly anxious and most of all completely clueless guys who also tend to be late starters.Yeah I did the same. I joined with the shy introverted guys but that wasn't who I really was at all. I was just blending in. In hindsight I realized I did that my whole life, I would dress like a bum or a hobo to stay out of sight and unnoticed or to repel people on purpose. I think for me it was that I had witnessed what most people don't, and that was the extent of human cruelty, from my own family at that. And I felt if my own flesh and blood could be capable, then outsiders all the more. So I endeavored to look like their leper or their outcast or their freak to keep people out of my way.Ultimately I was just a boy that got cheated out of childhood, and I had to become an adult in my mind at an age too young. Shits weird.
>>34742925Yeah, I had an ADHD friend and when she drank coffee she became less hyperactive, so I tried to give her coffee to calm her down.
>>34742922>What are your opinions on sumptuary laws? Like do you ever think about how you wouldn't have been able to wear the color?Unnecessarily restrictive. I think about how absurd it is that a color I, a pleb, can wear freely today was once such an opulent status symbol.
>>34742755I think kittenposter looks like this
>>34742931Maybe they could use coffee to test ADHD. I dunno if they already do this. I wish chocolate was a test for BPD.
>>34742927I see your point, and I understand. But I can't in good conscience imagine that people who fucked me over just for being nerdy or a loner are out there living their best life. They don't deserve it, and if there's ever a chance for me to pay them back, I would. Besides, being a vindictive fuck is far from being my biggest problem.Honestly, even if you understand why they bullied you, that doesn't mean it was deserved or warranted.
>>34742899Occasionally
>>34742938Cute
>>34742935She has less hips
>>34742922I didn't know this existed, it is really interesting.
WomenWhat do you want out of a relationship with men? If you are happily married, what do you want/get out of marriage with your moid?Asking because I've been watching a more neutral video about why dating is in tatters and part of it is that as the gender wage gap closes and inverts, it asserts what men are bringing to women is only appealing to women who want to be 1950's housewives. The issue is this video seems to still be fucking vague as shit and only talk about how regardless of the man and woman's incomes, women do the majority of housework in all scenarios. Then it says men are just a net negative on work needed around the house. Then I think about all of the guys I know who are actually married and they're the ones who tell me things like, "No we can't hang out, I have to fix our home sound system or work on the backyard." So is it just an uptick in men not wanting to do stuff? Do other men just expect to stop washing the dishes when they get a gf to move in with them?
>millennials age slow>gen z age fastWhat is gen alpha? What is their quirk
>>34742932>I joined with the shy introverted guys but that wasn't who I really was at all. I was just blending in. In hindsight I realized I did that my whole life, I would dress like a bum or a hobo to stay out of sight and unnoticed or to repel people on purposeNta but I think I'm kinda the same but I fuck it why do I even write this shit out who gives a fuck
State genderWhich is worse, a physical affair or an emotional one?
>>34742944First generation of humans born addicted to gambling
>>34742944I'm gonna feel so bad for them
>>34742937Yeah you are right. It's not fair. I kinda like believing in karma. It gives me peace of mind.I deserved being bullied. This place is a good example. Being insulted helps me realise when I am being cringe or annoying. But yeah, some people like you don't deserve bullying. There is nothing wrong with being a shy nerd.
>>34742932Sorry to hear that, thats rough. My family may be retarded as hell sometimes, but they were never intentionally cruel. I tended to actually hang more with the Chads, and frankly I have to give credit to one friend or the other who helped fill in the blanks. It was more about how I saw myself. >And I felt if my own flesh and blood could be capable, then outsiders all the more. So I endeavored to look like their leper or their outcast or their freak to keep people out of my way.Yes, I sometimes see guys larping as "Grey Men", I get wanting to disappear from sight. I hope you got over it, being visible to others is a much more satisfying experience.
>>34742937Nta. But I used to hang out with both the bullies and the bully victim. I did that so I could listen in in what bullies would say, what ideas they had to beat the victim that recess. Then I would find the victim and out of nowhere I'd take them to go to McDonald's or some shit to get them out of school grounds so his bullies would find no target.My point is that I know what happened to the bullies after school, I kept tabs in them. 90% are dead, the last bullies that live either reform and become people who did change and are sorry, the others end up on the streets asking for change.I would confidently put a bullies lifespan at 25 usually. They end up dying by their own hand. That's why vengeance is unnecessary
>>34742950MEmotional. People already fuck each other just because they have nothing better to do.
>>34742952Don't worry I'm on the case and will help prepare them for this world by teaching them what a gerund is or whatever
>>34742938Masturbation makes it worse too
>>34742943didn't read + filtered
>>34742950>phsicaly affairworse for men>emotional affairworse for women Just a few days ago some femanon was posting about how she'd allow her byofriend to go out and cheat with real women if he only stopped gooning to insta chicks. q.e.d.
Men, do you perform meditation on inevitable death daily?
>>34742958When's the last time you got any
>>34742961Yes
>>34742943I want my man to be kind, supportive and loving. I want to feel safe. I want him to be loyal. I want us to have many babies. I want both of us to work hard and make a cozy home.
>>34742854Pink and red color on women, whether it's the inside of the vagina, her tongue, her lips, and her blushing, or her pussy or spanked assNot a big fan of blood though
men MENI need a good fall outfit for my male character in my story. He is an arms dealer with a van and actually a vampire hunter secretly.
Mid 30s Foids are now listing no roommates as a dating requirement. If you have a roommate, you are out!https://nypost.com/2026/07/20/lifestyle/single-women-say-men-with-roommates-is-the-new-dating-dealbreaker/>For Nguyen, a West Coast recruiter and content creator, the question isn’t simply “whether someone has a roommate” — it’s whether they are intentionally “making choices about their future.
>>34742950Emotional. I would mind more my man being in love with another girl than him using her for pleasure.
>>34742961I started getting detailed visions of my body rotting in my sleep so I stopped. This shit is too Tibetan for me
>>34742953I guess I'm too jaded to believe in any karma or justice that you don't get for yourself. In any case, I think most people here are more cringe or annoying than you, so I wouldn't judge you so harshly. In any case thanks, and hope you maange to sleep.
>>34742943I don't think I want one any more. My first boyfriend was bad about chores but the rest of them were fine so it can't be just that.With every guy I've dated but one the more I find out about them and interact with them the less I like them as people. Like I don't even want to be friends with this person why would I live with them and tie myself to them romantically for the rest of my life. And the one I did still like decided he didn't like me.
>>34742955Awwwwwwww this is so cute.I was bullied by the popular rich kids, not ghetto people, so I dunno about this.
>>34742809Just read From Hell by Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell.
>>34742967Give him. A brown leather jacket lined with that cheap fuzzy crap. Cargo pants. Off white crew neck sweater but it's gotta be a little grungy looking. And give him a cigarette.
>>34742954I'm trying to get over it but people (the public) don't make it easy, not that I'm victimized or anything but it's just hard to relate to them. I understand them, they can't understand me. Not their fault, they didn't have to see or do the things I had to. But yeah I was a grey man. Where I grew up if you weren't a grey man, your tombstone would be if you got too mixed in with people's bullshit
>>34742967
>>34742955Sounds nice, I'm sure that the victim appreciated it. In my case, I just spent every recess earing my lunch alone, leaned against a wall watching everybody else and waiting for time to pass. I guess it's comforting to believe that people will face justice and all that, but like I said in another reply, I find it hard to believe. Some bullies are the type of people that end up in the street or die young, but I think most are the charismatic kind that fit in with the right crowd and enjoy a fulfilling life. The ones that have no reason to care about their victims because nothing happened to them in the end.
>>34742961no, that one is new for me dog
>>34742950F. Doesn't matter both are offenses punishable by death. Emotional affair is slightly more insulting I guess.>>34742958Not in my experience but it doesn't make it better either.>>34742968If she has her own place she should go for guys who have their own too. Last guy I dated was living with his parents.
>>34742972I am really jaded too, I get it, but I try to have some kind of faith in something, even if I am lying to myself.Thank you but they are right. I ask for lots of advice, self-loathe and never change shit. Thanks! I hope you have a nice day
Either gender, how do I get over my fear of grabbing a girl's hand or arm on a date? I know for sure I'm driving this girl nuts because I haven't made a move on her yet. We've hugged at the start and end of each date but that's it.
>>34742967Get inspired by Tank Girl. Make him eclectic, unpredictable and based.
Why was I never bullied in school. Was I just too fucking lame.
>>34742984If changing oneself were that easy, most people wouldn't be so retarded. Good night to you, cause I think we're compatriots and it's getting a bit late.
>>34742987Based on what?
>>34742943I wanna do fun stuff and chore for each other. Plus bideo gamu and board game family time.
>>34742988Maybe you were already too beaten down to be funI feel like I got bullied because I was too happy about being weird
>>34742989Yeah lol, thanks, its 1am. Good night too
>>34742985Grab her ass first then the arm is no big deal.
>>34742981>I just spent every recess earing my lunch alone, leaned against a wall watching everybody else and waiting for time to pass.Yeah so did my friend. I enjoyed sitting down with him against that wall and we would just have a funny discussion about whether or not pigeons were the flying rats or seagulls. (We both agreed pigeons are based).The bullies try to be charismatic yeah, and it works for 18-21 phase. By the time maturity hits for everyone around them, they learn something odd about the bullyNone of his words match his actions. Every savvy smooth gesture every promise every story or intention completely betrayed by his actions. It becomes obvious that if you just cut his tongue out, his real personality breaks through and it's contemptible. People figure it out and leave. If he managed to get married, it's a divorce. His kids are taken far away, his drinking buddies fuck off. And the only friend he has left at that point is a noose
>>34742985hyperventilate in secret then go up and do it
>>34742985MEase in with light touches. Like stroke her arm , tap her on the shoulder and stuff. Google "Escalation ladder" for a cringily written but apt guide on how to escalate physical touch.Ultimately, if she wants you to make a move shes likely already getting as physically close to you as possible. If your faces are really close and/or if you catch her looking at your mouth, go in for the kiss. Another way is seeing whether she lets you touch her hair or anywhere close to her face, which is a good rule of thumb too. Basically imagine what the areas of a human body are where an ill meaning person could do the most damage, like the face or the neck. If she lets you touch her there she trusts you.
>>34742977>I understand them, they can't understand meI get that . I think a lot of people can relate to that on here, theres a reason why the average NPC is called a normie. Its not jus the things you've seen, I got the same kind of statement from all kinds of people, who only had in common that they were their own thing if taht makes any sense.Anyhow, I'm going to bed. gn8
>>347429622 years ago
>>34743005Peace brother
>>34742985By actually trying to get laid instead of just hoping it will happen. That way, every step is an escalation toward sex.
>>34743006Trying to do anything about it?It's been seven years for me and I want it real bad but am waiting for marriage
Femanons, if you have a date set up, have you decided whether you're going to sleep with him before the date starts?
>>34742992I feel like that'd make me a prime target In elementary school I was quiet and reserved and had few friends. In middle school I was more outgoing and had more friends, generally fw people. Near the end of high school I became reserved again and retreated into myself. Again no friends. But I was always weird as fuck that never changed.
I like biking but bike guys are so annoying and gay
>>34742997>>34742981My point is, anon. When the bully is finally isolated and he has to face deafening silence, when everyone figures him out and he has to face loneliness, he can't stand a single second of it, he takes his own life one way or the other, either through drugs or through suicide. Where as the bully victim, he had to spend a life in loneliness, he endured years or decades of it and withstood the pressure. For years, anon. Fucking years. The bully can't stand a second of it.That means you are and always were the stronger man.
Is she right?
Have you ever fumbled a crush so badly that you don't even want to try anymore, you just want to be asexual and accept loneliness? Not only will I never meet a girl like her again, but even if I did, I already fumbled her so I'll just fuck up again. I don't want to exist anymore I fucked up so bad
>>34743012Yes.
>>34743015The headcannon of losers
>>34742973>Like I don't even want to be friends with this person why would I live with them and tie myself to them romantically for the rest of my life. And the one I did still like decided he didn't like me.Man, that's honestly how I feel about the women in my life. The women that want to date me seem awful and the ones I do want to date don't like me like that. But if it's so consistent what's the deal with me? I'm probably half-assing something and the women I'm attracted can clock it or something.
>>34743018I'm trying really hard to not feel like this but have spent most of my evening today with my head in my hands crying over it
>>34743018Kill yourself whiny little shit
>>34743017Yes but most women won't think so
>>34743017No. She's just referring to long term date prospectives that are probably also jews.That's just jews for you.
Anyone else kind of like watching their girl/wife eat? Sneaking glances, staring for a few seconds. She’s so cute.
>>34743017I don't think most women want men with a high body count either though, and if she's a religious jew wtf is she expecting other religious jews to care about body count? Politics don't override a religion's views towards sex.
>>34743026I'm stonecold truecel
>>34743022I haven't reached crying stage yet, but only because I haven't gotten an official rejection yet. I just know it in my heart. Eventually I'll just fucking snap and ask her out anyway, and when she finally seals the deal then I'll be free to cry in my pillow
>>34743023Damn, what'd he ever do to you
>>34742967Collared trench coat over a white pleated cravat. Walks with a cane and a smokepipe for that sweet sweet mj or occasional puff of incense. He wears two monocles for that extra aristocratic oomph
>>34743027Women absolutely want men that other women want and have proved he’s good enough to get them
>>34743027Her name reads "Not a good Jewish girl" what was you expecting? It's pretty much just a cultural thing for 99% of jews, just like for Catholics and muslims
>>34743012I wouldn't go on a date with someone I wasn't super attracted to, so it's more a matter of telling myself I will not sleep with him and restraining myself, no matter how much I may actually want to
>>34743019At what point is it decided? First interaction?
>>34743018no of course not. back when i had crushes in no way would i ever put myself out there and risk "fumbling" her. I knew I would never ever ever be with her so why risk the embarrassment of asking her out? hell most crushes i never spoke a word to before never seeing her again
>>34743034How long can you do that?
>>34743026imcel acel stonecel coldcel truecel celcel
>>34743034Women are disgusting
>>34743012Something can always change my mind but I wouldn't be going on the date if I didn't want to have sex with him.>>34743017Yes and no. Women aren't objectively degraded by having sex but men (even men with significantly higher body counts than your own) will feel weird about you ever having sex with someone other than them.>>34743021I think part of it is just because there are so many god damn people. If 1 in 100 is a good match for you but there are several billion to sift through you're going to end up crossing paths with a lot more people that are wrong for you. But I'm tired and not emotionally up for trying again I just want to be a hermit.
>>34743028>>34743038Can you stop attention seeking already…? You’re embarrassing. What does that even mean?
>>34743038Celmaxxing
>>34742950>Which is worse, a physical affair or an emotional one?FPhysical. Emotional affairs are kind of gray, but physical ones are an active decision to betray your partner.
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>>34743017I think it's insane to even be talking about that stuff with someone you're dating in the first place. The minute you start autistically analyzing sex like that so early in a relationship you've basically killed it
I'm just waiting for my truecel genocide reparations
>>34743017A woman who engages in casual sex is degrading herself, yesA man who engages in casual sex is degrading himself as well
>>34743017To the surprise of no one, most people don't like hearing about their partner's sexual past. Doesn't matter if they fucked one person or a thousand.
>>34743017
>>34743053Then why do they ask
>>34743041>I think part of it is just because there are so many god damn people.Are we burdened by globalization? Because historically most people never moved around in their life. You live in a little area in the world with 100 people and you have 5-10 mate options from your age group and then you get married and have kids and continue it. Now dating, especially on apps, sticks the thought "there's always potentially someone else just around the corner" and so we filter harder because we can, and then everyone just ends up single forever looking for the perfect partner rather who may or may not actually exist.
>>34743014You mean cycling. Yea they're sometimes bi/gay and a little annoying, but not all of them are that way.
>>34743040You think I date girls i don't wanna fuck?
>>34742950What the fuck is an emotional affair?
>>34743055its very simple. the woman should have sex with me on the first date. the woman should not have sex with anybody else other than me. whats hard to understand?
>>34743037When I was dating, usually about a month
>>34743056Nta, bc if chicks don’t get attention constantly they start to lose their fucking minds. Then you have to fuck the crazy out of them to factory reset. Rinse and repeat.
>>34743040All of us are human, yes
>girl is virgin >i ask girl for date>we date>months into relationship, I tell her I have a sexual past>that I have a high body count>gets dumpedI lied about being experienced because I was always told women like experienced men :/
>>34743035Vibes really. And then pushing for consent in the date. If you wanna get fucked then you have to facilitate sexy vibes and conversation to open into the topic.(Autistics, you have to hold back on wordvomiting your entire pornographic memory in favor of tailored personal opinion kinds of conversation)
>>34743060Yet another way for women to claim to be victims.
>>34743057I think that's part of it. My best relationship so far was with a guy who grew up a 40 minute drive from where I did. But the worst one was with a guy from my same hometown. Mostly I just think it's easier to find 1 in 100 than it is to find 50 in 10000. Your odds of getting a good one are technically the same, but you might have to try 10x longer to get that result.
>>34743065Yeah I'll take Shit that never happened for $500
>>34743065you idiot. normal women prefer men with a past. a woman with something wrong with her that causes her to be a virgin after 16 is not a normal woman
>>34743063>why do men insist upon asking women their body counts and ruining the relationship over it>because women like attention Huh?
>>34743065If true, you’re just a retard. Guess what, guys with a lot of experience don’t feel the need to prove it.
Do men actually hate promiscuous women?
>>34742950Female, emotional would be a hundred million times worse
>>34742976how did you know he's a smoker. i like the cargo pants idea. thanks>>34742987oh that's not a bad idea. thxi have his character arc laid out already, i wouldn't say he's unpredictable but he is very based>>34743031>>34742979trenchcoat lovers i'm sorry but his partner is wearing the trenchcoat and i can't have TWO trenchcoats.
>>34743073i dont interact with any women, promiscuous or otherwise. how can i hate people i dont know anything about
>>34743069Don’t care bud. A lot of “bizarre things” that sound like they never happened, happened.>>34743070This is the most slutty thing I’ve heard from a guy>>34743072I highly fucking doubt that
I would prefer it if women hated sex and considered it a burden 2bh
>>34743068>1 in 100 than it is to find 50 in 10000>Your odds of getting a good one are technically the sameWoman math
>>34743071It’s women who bring that shit up, then lie about it.
>>34743073Only because the promiscuous woman doesn’t choose him. If she did, then he’d be okay with her.
>>34743077virginity is an illnessand i'm terminal
>>34743078Honestly one of the biggest mind blows I've ever had was that women get horny just as horny as men. I always thought they always saw it as super taboo and only rewarded men who truly earned it
>>34743078Rape anon... stawph
>>34743078they do, with me
>>34743075>how did you know he's a smokerYou know what they say about great minds>i like the cargo pants idea. thanksNp
>>34743079Ah fuck me I changed it but only halfway. I started out with 5/100 and 500/10000 but liked the look of a 1 better.
Femanon, if we were in ancient Rome would you go see a gladiator fight with me?
>>34743073Not really but I don't respect her nor feel any kind of sympathy for her
>>34743068>1 in 100 than it is to find 50 in 10000. >Your odds of getting a good one are technically the sameWoman moment
>>34743055>>34743017I mean she's clearly just coping for her slutty past, right?
>>34743080I have never brought it up. The men always ask. And then I don't lie and they get all offended I've had sex with people other than them and it's like buddy I slept with you on the first date what the fuck did you expect.
>>34743089Ya
>>34743093I promise I did the math right both times I did it I'm just really bad a proofreading
>>34743095>me me meNo one was talking about you, you attention-seeking whore.
>>34743092After a certain age it means there's something wrong with you
>>34743101Learn to take accountability, cunty male.
>>34743101???Go have a snack or something you're very cranky and not making any sense.
>>34743102>>34743082I need someone besides you to answer, dude….
>>34743092Telling people you're a virgin would be the weird part. Can't matter if they don't know and only people you're fucking need to know whether or not you're fucking so. It's irrelevant.
>>34743073They date trannies, which are essentially gay or fetishistic men. So no, they just hate women (and are gay)
>>34743113Well obviously fucking not if males keep asking if I’m a virgin or not. Most males that I talk to for dating ask me. Go be an unnecessarily angry cunt somewhere else.
why do I only get nervous around women around 20 ~ 30 years old
>>34743117And how old are you?
>>34743116>inb4 males come and attack me for this reply
God help me. I faked it till ya make it for this new job and I’ve been binge studying/youtubing so I don’t fuck up but it’s a high workload environment . Fuck
>>34743117Because you’re not attracted to older women and thus don’t see them as women or human beings and thus there is nothing to fear
>>34743092normal people have sex in high school. if your a virgin after that that means you have some kind of socializing problem
>>34743108No I'm being serious. I mean we all have things that are wrong with us, that's just part of being human. And I really only mean "wrong" in the sense of something wrong from the perspective of potential partners. A person may have a really low libido or be assexual or for whatever reason feel perfectly content not having sex and that's fine, there's nothing wrong with that as far their own life goes. But it's a huge red flag for potential partners who aren't in that same space
>>3474311957
>>34743126You're gross, grandpa
Which one would be worse?
>>34743129Worse what?
>>34743129>getting a chest tat while your boobs are still growing
>>34743123I am though>>3474311927
>>34743116The only angry one is you?>People who want to date me ask about my sexual past And you're confused and upset about this? It would be weird if they were just friends or coworkers which is what I thought you were talking about. You were asking about "social status" to me that includes everyone you socialize with not just people with romantic intentions.
>>34743116Cuz they wanna pop that cherry
MenWould you want a handmade + handpainted mug if it was a floral design or is that too girly
>>34743132>while your boobs are still growingnot everyone gains 15 lbs a year every year
>>34743137Why not put guns and jet fighters on it
>>34743137I'm basically a gay straight man so yeah I like that.
>>34743137if it was made with love then of course i would
>>34743137yeah, but only blue flowers because I am not gay
>>34743116You're a woman asking that? If you're from an Islamic culture or something, then you should talk to someone from your own community
>>34743137What would I give in return?
Give me a song you always scream/shout the lyrics to. I'm in a screaming/shouting mood.
>>34743137Pretty much any handmade gift is perfect to me.
>>34743137If someone I loved painted me a mug with flowers it would be the most badass thing ever. Fuck yeah. Also men can like flowers too. My dad is veteran and he has a garden and loves flowers.
>>34743149i have some kind of cognitive deficiency where i cannot remember song lyrics no matter how many times i listen to a songi can hum the tune though
>>34743073I like promiscuous women but im a slight cuck
>>34743137If I drank anything out of a mug I would.
TAKE ME OUT TONIGHTWHERE THERE'S MUSICAND THERE'S PEOPLEAND THEY'RE YOUNG AND ALIIIIIIVE
>>34743143>gay straight manThe man of my dreams
>>34743137I’d show it off at work
I'm bleeding to death
Women, would you rather just be a lesbian?
>>34743160Period?
>>34743160You say this every month
Made a really nice sandwich for lunch.
>>34743149emery - wallsavril lavigne - what the hell
>>34743162MMy gf says yes
>kalogeras sisters >eliana sunday demitraChoose one
WomenIt's one of your guy friends hereIs it weird if I abruptly randomly text you asking you out on a date? Or do I need to wait for a "better moment"?
>>34743169NAG just do it holy shit dude, if she likes you she'll say yes and if she doesn't she'll say no it's that simple
>>34743158I am very consistently the gay friend who is actually straight. It just comes naturally to me.
>>34743169Congrats. You ruined our relationship irreversibly. Do not text me again
Whenever I get gifts I feel a little pressured of guilty because I think I have to repay them or they'll feel unappreciated or like I'm not reciprocating. Fuck gifts.
>>34743173>our relationshipWeird way to describe a totally platonic friendship
>>34743168MMiddle
>>34743168Lmao
>>34743175Do you do things for your loved one? Just like randomly or for birthdays etc?
>>34743168the right one
Flowers (and fake ones btw) should be a gender neutral gift because every time I ask men what they would like to receive as gift they bring up stuff that is 100x more expensive than a bucket of flowers. No, I’m not giving you a PS5 slim
>>34743177nta, but you for sure are getting a block my guy.
>>34743168Left for me
>>34743173This is why you shouldn't be friends with straights of the opposite gender. Also a real friend wouldn't get this dramatic over simply asking to go out, so you were never truly his friend anyway. There was no relationship to begin with, just another orbiter who got to close. I'd say he dodged a bullet.
>>34743184Flowers are gay
>>34743187This. You should be arrested you creepy asshole.
>>34743184Sure as long as you know which ones are my favorite. Then you can get me as many as you'd like.
>>34743184You can just give me food
>>34743189>There was no relationship to begin with, just another orbiter who got to close. I'd say he dodged a bullet.Exactly.>>34743187How horrible.
How are there female butt sluts when there's nothing up a woman's ass?
>>34743184Y'all meet the most like high cost men istg
>>34743169Sexualharassment.png
>>34743191What am I getting arrested for?
The government knows my name
>>34743184It's just I don't really want anything unless I desperately need it
>>34743160this is the endbeautiful friendthis is the endmy only friend the endof our elaborate plans the endof everything that stands the endno safety or surprise the endi'll never look into your eyes again
>>34743196Sorry for having taste.
Why is everything our fault?
>>34743204in men?
>>34743200They even gave you a card with your name and face on it to taunt you
>>34743184go to an army navy store with $25 and buy some random shit and i'd be much happier even if you get me some g.i. spoons and 5 empty canteen covers or something
>>34743162Oh god no
>>34743193or a handjob
>>34743210What's wrong with dating women?
>>34743210Can you please spare a moment of silence for people who have to date women
>>34743209mailing this anon a crate of instant coffee type 2 for his birthday
>>34743215that is a good gift
>>34743209Giving flowers to someone has a romantic symbolism to it, giving someone spoons and canteen covers doesn’t. You wouldn’t understand that as a romantic gesture but just me being nice to you
>>34743205Eh, being single is better than putting up with most people of either sex
>>34743205Cause men are considered problem solvers. So when we see problems. Especially our own. We fixate on it instead of others problems.
>>34743213MIt can be exhausting and demoralizing. They often lie about what they want from me or how they feel about me.
>>34743205We have more agency.
>>34743223>MI wasn't fucking asking you, was I?
>>34743184Not a guy but men don't really care about gifts the way girls do. They genuinely just like homemade food and sex and a soft place to land and practical stuff they can use
>>34743218symbolism that doesnt apply to men who neither want nor care about flowersa gift that has no use and quickly diesa hallmark capitalism gift that romance movies perpetuate so monsato can make more moneyid get much more use out of some government silverware
>>34743227I think that's highly dependent on the type of guy or girl.
>>34743205Because of the different ways men and women are raised. Boys are taught to "man up" and "put up or shut up" when things don't go their way - either deal with the problem head on (put up) or suck it up and accept something you can't change (shut up). Girls are immediately attended to when something doesn't go their way - a crying girl gets immediate sympathy and attention from teachers or parents regardless of what's making her cry. It's why a lot of men reach adulthood without being able to talk about their feelings even with their supposedly close friends, and why women crash out when a man doesn't make the first move - she thinks any degree of hesitation from a man means he hates her and immediately thinks she's unlovable and a failure.
>>34743137It needs to be machine washable, so properly glazed and shit
okay but wheres my medusa gf...
>>34743181Only sometimes on holidays and birthdays and stuff. And it's usually generic things like food because I have trouble coming up with ideas.
>>34743227This is a lie. They just can’t appreciate something for it’s sentimental value, only It’s utility.
>>34743235You're totally fine then.
>>34743213I'm not attracted to women like that, it really feels gross to imagine dating one
>>34743226MIn his defense, the answer is probably the same as the last time this was asked.
>>34743226Didn’t like my answer?
silverware is a good giftthat shit lasts forever20 years later youll be eating soup and think "wow she got me these when we were first dating, such a long time ago wow. sure got her money's worth ahah"flowers are fleeting, silverware is forever
>>34743228I explicitly said FAKE flowers
>>34743236>>34743227I do not feel the same :\
>>34743241What if it wasn't gross to you?
>>34743227Anytime a girl has given me literally anything I cherish it and think it's the sweetest thing ever.
>>34743245okay so theyll be thrown away in 3 months topsand end up in a landfill where they will never decompose because theyre made of chinese forever chemicals and microplastics and shit
>>34743228Nigga you can go to an independent florist jfc what a faggot
>>34743169Yes it's weird. There is no better moment. If you are unable to nonverbally escalate with me physically the answer is gonna be no.
>>34743250Even HPV?
>>34743252(((who))) do you think (s)he get the seeds and bulbs and shit from? it all goes back to big corporations bro.
i love flowers!
>>34743189Stfu with the retarded ass “lecture”, dumb nigger.
>>34743254That hasn't happened to me (yet)
>>34743253>If you are unable to nonverbally escalate with me physically the answer is gonna be no.it is over
>>34743230That's fair. I can only speak to my own experience with men
>>34743257Everything but the first sentence in that post is completely true
>>34743238Huh
>>34743256foolish consumerist
>>34743180>as simple as not answering
>>34743255>t. picrel
>>34743253>Yes it's weird. >There is no better momentSo how am I supposed to ask her out?>nonverbally escalate with me physicallyNot an option right now. Text is the only way
Men, what is more important to you in a relationship, loyalty or trust?
>>34743253>If you are unable to nonverbally escalate with me physically the answer is gonna be no.How does a man even get there with you without having already taken you on a not-date or two?
>>34743236Why does that matter though? If you love someone you give them whatever makes them happy, rather than judging them for not being whatever idea you have in your head that they should be
>>34743255Do you know how plants grow retard, after an initial planting you can keep cultivating more from the same one
>>34743261Wouldn’t know. Didn’t read it. I already know it’s some dumb nigger shit about blaming women. The argument and joke is over.
Do men just commonly not like flowers that much? Is it really that rare? I dated a guy who would cut flowers he was growing and put them in a vase and show me. He was also big on gardening so it clearly wasn't just for me.
>>34743269Do those things not go hand in hand?
>>34743245Fake flowers are worse than real ones
>>34743266picrel>>34743273until they send the 5g death ray that activates the secret genome that makes all your plants sterile. ever heard of terminator seeds?
>>34743236>This is a lie. They just can’t appreciate something for it’s sentimental value, only It’s utility.I still keep a pen on my desk that a random woman gave me 13 years ago because it was (and still is) the only thing a woman has given me.
>>34743277fake flowers insult me because I want to see them live and die.
>>34743275They are nice but not something I must have to prove that someone loves me
>>34743269I'd choose trust. Though it is a close pick between the two. Trust though allows me to able to depend on the other person. Which in difficult circumstances is really a saving grace. That trumps loyalty to me.
>>34743268>Not an option Then wait until it is >>34743270By being in the same social group as me. I've never reacted well to a cold approach I need to talk to him for at least 20 minutes before I decide whether or not I want to give him my number. And preferably know who he is before he even comes up to me because someone else knows him.
>>34743269depends on what you mean. If by loyalty you mean, sticks with you when youre sick and broke, picks you up from the hospital or police, stays around when youre older, then that's more important than trust. But if you're just talking about affairs and cheating or whatever then trust is more important.
>>34743269Dude idfk wtf does that shit even mean
>>34743274Here, I’ll curate the best part of it for you. It’s a quick read:>Also a real friend wouldn't get this dramatic over simply asking to go out, so you were never truly his friend anyway.Here, in case you missed it:>Also a real friend wouldn't get this dramatic over simply asking to go out, so you were never truly his friend anyway.
>>34743247>>34743250Yeah, that's fair. I'm not sure if that's true for the majority though
>>34743275Sounds like a fruit
My imaginary cat boi gf is the prettiest flower in the garden.
>>34743253>nonverbally escalate with me physicallyThat's basically SA
>>34743284wait i did not notice that said menmaybe the troonvestigator is right...
>>34743269Not a man but what good is loyalty if you can't trust that it's real?
>>34743283Asking out over text someone you know is not a cold approach
>>34743283How’s that working out for you
>>34743249Even if it wasn't gross I'd still have no interest in dating women because I'd still prefer men. and I want to have a family and for my children to have a mother and a father who are married
>>34743278The gorilla </3
>>34743236Mi agree. if it werent for women i would have literally nothing decorative in my house. i probably wouldnt even have painted the walls and left them like this. what purpose does paint serve?
>>34743290Not for people who understand body language and social cues.
>>34743289>boi gf
>>34743287I'm >>34743250 and I wouldn't be surprised if that was the (silent) majority's take. It's the same with compliments - most men rarely get complimented, and you'd be surprised how many men remember one-off compliments they got from women a really, really long time ago. Gifts are kind of the same.
>>34743298MPaint looks nice.
>>34743253So, when do we ask for consent?
>>34743291>My Girlfriend Grew A Penis And Wants to Fuck Me?????!!!!!!!
>>34743250i still have a stuffed animal my ex gave me. it still smells like her perfume.
>>34743306that's a no
>>34743302Sorry I forgot to turn my brain switch on sir. When fall comes where should I move you in the house?
>>34743305it doesnt make the house any signifigantly more insulated. it doesnt make the walls stronger. it's just a waste of effort
Kittenposter, would you eat a ham sandwich?
>>34743309What?
If an ugly male wants to ask Stacy out on a date and guilt-trip her into saying yes, he gives her flowers or jewelry and it worksIf I want to ask Chad out on date because he won’t court me and guilt-trip him into saying yes, what do I do or give him?
>>34743269>Will a woman be loyal and stay with me after fucking dozens of men or can I trust her to come back after fucking dozens of men?Hard to say
>>34743312i mean sure im not kosher, not even religious im paternal. But i dont like ham very much. Other cuts of pork are fine but like meh
>>34743314a handjob
>>34743275They can like flowers and at the same time not necessarily want to receive a bouquet as a gift from a girl
girls, if you HAD to chose between two partners who would it be? a guy twice you age or a guy who's 'barely legal'?
>>34743311Fair but I personally like to make my stuff look good.
>>34743293It's still lame as fuck. Wait until you see her.>>34743295It works for me.>>34743306You do it non-verbally. If you can't tell by the look on her face and what she's doing whether or not she wants you to kiss her then don't do it but that's how this works. If you have to ask she's either got serious anxiety issues or you can't read body language.
>>34743300Lol, millennial/gen x spotted. We have to take classes on this shit now, and they emphasize enthusiastic, unambiguous, verbal consent.
>>34743310I'm no boi. I'm a man.
>>34743298What purpose does playing video games serve? Or having a rolex? Or having a luxurious car? Or sniffing cocaine and paying high-end scorts for sex? Cause this is what men do with “their” money and this is why you shouldn’t have a single dollar
>>34743311It actually does protect the walls. Try cleaning a painted wall vs raw drywall.
>>34743323okay. i cant read body language. so i'm just supposed to die alone?
>>34743314>he gives her flowers or jewelry and it worksHas is always been that simple? Im not ugly, but im mid.
Women, I'm sorry I can't appreciate flowers or soaps or candles or whatever foidslop that gets you going
>>34743326because drugs and cars and videogames and sex are fun or cool (or both)
>>34743321Kms.Or can I pick a really unhealthy 68 year old who's going to die soon and never touch him?>>34743324You kids are doing it WRONG.
>>34743326that gives me dopamine. a painted wall doesnt.
>>34743321None. Only LEGAL males which is 18yo
>>34743326>What purposeBeing badass
Why do I want a woman who doesnt want me what the hell is my problem
>>34743328Life is cruel. A bird who has a shitty dance or lackluster feathers never procreates either. Adapt or perish.
listen to this with me if you would like tohttps://youtu.be/OeQ72NPRdOk
>>34743330>FlowersPretty!>CandlesOkay>Soapwho cares? That middle aged facebook lady shit
>>34743328Yes
>>34743336the sweetness will not be concerned with you
>>34743314suck his dick; whoring oneself out is the original formula, betabuxxing/"niceguy"-ing is just the modern male equivalent.
>>34743332>You kids are doing it WRONG>tfw consent classes are non elective
Either Genderif someone of the opposite sex who was objectively a little on the ugly side approached you and asked you on a date, would you say yes?
>>34743337or just ask and stop listening to elderly women on the internet
Making music seems pretty easy. too bad I'm a piece of shit who can't start anything.
>>34743338I like this
I love candles. Just wanted to confess that. They can smell nice and I like fire and they remind me of when the power went out during hurricanes and my mum would light up some candles and I would sit at the table and nap near the fire.
>>34743344You guys are joking but we actually did have one of these when I was in high school
>>34743346Depends on what type of ugly we are talking about here?Ugly in her face looks fucked up kinda way?orHer personality is in the toilet.Cause I can deal with an imperfect face. But a crappy person I don't do well with.
>>34743330I thought it was flower time in atoga. I’ll put yours back outside until fall comes. What would you like?
>>34743324ngl but the classes and all the retards saying "ask her!" online are totally wrong and half the reason men today aren't approaching or escalating. the other is fear of rejection, which i think has gotten worse at a societal level because social media has fooled everyone into thinking if you're not succeeding 100% of the time you're a failure/cuck/loser and you'll never make it.
>>34743332ntathats literally what they taught us in sex ed, i remember the words "enthusiastic unambiguous verbal consent" (or some variation thereof) they drilled it into our heads so thoroughly. also "no means no, maybe means no"
>>34743346I would use her for sex
>>34743336>Why do I want a woman who doesnt want me what the hell is my problemHow did you become spirituality female? Jokes aside, goth girls made me realize why women like the bad boy so much.
>>34743346>would you say yesNo. It's happened and as negative as it makes me look, I actually kind of get offended. It's like an internal eye-roll, like "why are you making me waste my time by having to sit her and politely handle your feelings? Why are you doing this to me? Do you not see how rude this is?"
>>34743344I genuinely don't understand how you're not able to infer. Kinda sounds like gen z women need "how to say no in a situation that is not threatening" classes just as much as you guys need the consent classes.
>>34743339>Soap>who cares?Stinky femcel.
>>34743353I'm not joking at all. I had them in hs and uni.
>>34743318>>3474334311- lay off the porn, this is real life and I can’t just unzip his pants out of nowhere and fuck him on the spot. 2- that would make him absolutely despise meNot an advice
Women, do you actually get really upset when a guy you like doesn't make a move on you on a date?
>>34743350yeah
>>34743365>that would make him absolutely despise meClassic case of women applying their own desires and psychology onto men
>>34743366>he thinks femanons on here actually get asked out on dates
>>34743357I'm never going to get this. Just like I don't get the new math with squares shit my cousins asked me to help them with. Maybe does mean no. I'm of the opinion that you can both ask and say yes with things other than words.
>>34743365you don't need to assault him rizzlet-chan
>>34743342What the fuck does that mean>>34743359The girl in question is super good and even called me a bad boy at one point
>>34743370thats how you get a sexual assault accusation if you misread it thoughnot everybody has the highly developed nonverbal social skills of the average sexhaving normalfag
>>34743366If I'm relatively certain he wants to and we're alone I just take my shirt off and straddle him.
>>34743374not this anon >>34743342 but he's referencing jimmy eat world lyrics
>>34743303I hear you, although I thought this was more about sentimental type gifts like flowers or stuffed animals or pretty decorative things. In my experience men have no interest in those types of things, but absolutely appreciate gestures like homemade cookies or gifts that are thoughtful and practical. Also my experience that men spend so much of their time working in some form or another and being stressed out all the time, that they genuinely love easy company and I agree, compliments are part of that too
>>34743366What date?
>>34743314You see what sort of hobbies he's interested in and start showing an interest in them. Then you see what tools or other objects are needed to do his hobbies. Get him something related to that, something that he'll actually use. Men will love you for that shit.
>>34743378Went completely over my head, thanks
>>3474338011/22/63
Training femanon so she knows when I say my feet hurt that it means blowjob time
>>34743374it means the sweetness (the woman) will not reciprocate your feelings
State genderCould you pass the date class?
>>34743360Sorry femanon, the internet told me it doesn't matter as long as I'm confident. At least you revealed the grift for what it is.
>>34743338this is nice
>>34743376I'm autistic as fuck and I still get this stuff though. Granted if I was a lesbian it would be harder. No boners.I agree that enthusiastic consent is needed I just don't think I have to communicate that verbally I can just get naked.
>>34743321Twice my age, no question
>>34743386MEasily
Do men day dream about doing anything with their future gfs besides sex or is that just a female thing?
>>34743381He likes cars and trucks but doesn’t have a hobby of fixing them as far as I know
>>34743389youre a girl, it's much different. if you simply assumed a baseline that all men would say yes, you'd probably be right 80% of the time
>>34743389As a woman, are you afraid of SA accusations?
>>34743386MI could pass the class now that I'm older. Asking me to do that in college would have been hell. Now though? I'm not saying I'd have a great score but I'd sure have a memorable date to write about. That's for sure.
>>34743393>Do men day dream about doing anything with their future gfs besides sexYes :(
>>34743393i often dream about just eating together or sleeping with them, but not sex, i mean literally sleeping together. and having someone in the car with me.
>>34743393i try not to daydream. it's too depressing
>>34743361Well, me being 140% her size is already kind of threatening.
>>34743386Myeah, I could just go sorry it is for my class assignmet it is worth half the points
>>34743400i need a little bit of daydream to motivate me. a little bit of hope. but not too much or i'll get sad. ya know?
>>34743324Nta but that prevents you from reading social cues and body language how exactly?
>>34743386Myeah by opting out and writing the essay
>>34743393I dream about where I'd take her. Or what we'd do together (not sex, think like dates). Then I like to just imagine us being intimate (again not sex). I think being close and connected so deeply with another person. Is what I truly day-dream about.
>>34743388no u
>>34743386Mom, dad. I got my first A...
>>34743404i'm already hopeless. i get by by not thinking about it. daydreaming would give me a brief amount of hope and then when it's over i would only be reminded of my hopelessness
I like when the cum dries and glues my dick to my underwear and then I have to peel it off
>>34743393yeah, I try not to because it makes me sad or horny
Hello internet friends.
>>34743393I imagine myself stargazing with her. I imagine her in the passenger seat of my car, asleep as I drive through the night on our way to wherever we're road tripping. I imagine her turning and facing me and blushing when she realizes I've been staring at her for a long time. I imagine our wedding, me saying my vows to her and openly telling her how beautiful she looks in that dress and how nervous she's making me even though that wasn't in my script. I imagine us sitting back watching our kids run around on our lawn, hands locked with one another's and a smile on both of our faces.
Now would be a good time for reading a book but I’m going to brainrot myself instead
>>34743403Imagine getting asked out and it's just for a class assignment
>>34743410well i hope there's something that keeps you going. something you look forward to.
I wish I lived in the world of a 90s movie. Why did I have to be born in 1995? Why couldn't I have been born in 1985 and experience the 90s for real?
Blows my fucking mind that women actually think all we want is sex
>>34743386yeah sounds like stanford, average stanford student has more lame startup ideas than dates
>>34743393I wanna run off to the countryside with her and explore the coasts and the woods and all the little untouched parts that pique our interest
>>34743393Does imagining a girl sitting in my lap count as being sexual or no?
>>34743419food and sleep and nothing else
>>34743418why you always look at the negative in everything
>>34743395Yeah probably. It's not hard to tell that someone is uncomfortable though this is why I'm so confused. I feel like asking for verbal consent is a shortcut. If you have to ask then they're not comfortable and that's a no to me. >>34743396I do worry about that one virgin. I simultaneously feel like I was throwing him a bone and he definitely wanted to, but also that maybe that wasn't what he needed to do and it might've fucked him up and he resents me for it.>>34743401Almost every man is stronger than me. If I was afraid of them in all situations I'd never be able to leave the house. Risk assessment is an important part of being a human being lol. If she's genuinely afraid of being assaulted to the point that she won't say no why is she alone with him already?
Why does seeing someone wink make my chest physically hurt
>>34743330Some girls have a difficult time understanding that men like these things and enjoy living in an attractive environment, but don't get the same dopamine hit when they receive them as gifts
>>34743386F. If e dating doesn’t count then I gotta write that essay.
All I want is sex.
>>34743357Yeah because the curriculum was tailored for kids of all backgrounds and iq levels
>>34743430What do men get dopamine hits from??
>>34743133Bro. *puts a hand on your shoulder*Those are your peers
>>34743421We've been telling you over and over again, a lot of women literally only date guys they match with on dating apps who are way our of their league and CLEARLY only using them for sex and refuse to acknowledge anyone else and then act surprised when they get pumped and dumped again and again. Rather than accept they're looking for something that they obviously can't have, they assume all men are just in it for sex and go back to getting pumped and dumped, hoping they'll eventually find a guy who doesn't do it to them or settles.
>>34743386FWriting an essay sounds a lot better than asking a guy out just for the points that's kind of fucked up. I can make the first move but I'm only motivated to do so when I want to, wild assignment.
>>34743393well a gf is a companion so basically everything, from traveling adventures down to the mundane like someone go get groceries while wearing sweats
>>34743393when I was in my teens and early-mid twenties I'd think/dream about proposing, and what the wedding could be like.
>>34743434Sex
>>34743140Boobs have various reasons for growth and not just fat. I was referring to the tat being stretched obvi.
>>34743384You wanna rub my paws after work?
>>34743435they are scary
>>34743434sex, men dont see any gift from a woman at a higher value than some gross shit like a blowjob
State gender: How would you feel about one of your friends sleeping with your sibling?
>>34743441ANd.???? AND?
>>34743393>are men fully sentient people with feelings or is that just a female thing
>>34743366Honestly that's never happened, but I've only dated guys I met irl and I know it's different meeting people on apps. If it was a first date with a literal stranger I wouldn't be upset
>>34743445completely wrong
Why the fuck does this give me an erection? Momcest shota lucky bastard!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxi7-yzBPRs
>>34743434not being a pick me i promise, but even the slightest of physical contact with a girl i like gives me a rush
>>34743434Comfortable silence, loving glances, a nice meal, a gift I’ll use often that reminds me of a woman I love.
>>34743447Drugs and good fucking slop that hits the spot
>>34743393cuddling and making outhaving a picnic with the stereotypical checkered blanket and a wicker basketwalking on the beach at sunset, sitting down watching and listening to the wavesgoing on a walk in the snow, crunch crunch under our feet, throwing snowballs and laughingcamping, waking up early in the morning and frying up some breakfast meats and eggs and whatnot and giving her somedoing the back pop thing with her where i pick her up with her arms crossed across her chest, then her trying to do it to me and not being able to pick me up, and laughing about it
>>34743449>>34743441case closed
>>34743434War.
Where are good places online to meet men to talk to? /soc/ isn't a good option anymore. I am F and in my late 20s and I'm too ugly/insecure for dating apps. I don't like meeting people irl too quickly
>>34743162I would like to be surprise straight.Like they see us making out from behind >him and they're like "oooh lesbians".
>>34743446F. She’s married anon. I don’t think my frens would pay hundreds of dollars to fly through one of the worst airports only to be caught by the toddler security system.
>>34743405Because a person's subconscious can want to fuck when their conscious mind doesn't.
>>34743458Wanna fuck
>>34743169*throws your groceries through your window*
>>34743420Movies aren't real anon
>>34743459This Kicking the asses of people you don't like
>>34743460Talk to me
>>34743460I got my ex-fiance off Twitch. So I guess you could go trolling there. Just find some of the smaller 1-2 viewer andies. Then you can see them and decided if you want to make a move on them. Plus with such small audiences its much more likely they'll friend you in the first place.
>>34743195I don't think they exist. I've never met one.
>>34743434taking a nice big shit
>>34743421>Blows my fucking mind that women actually think all we want is sexWait until you realize it's projection, lmao
>>34743451Prove me wrong then
One more song if you so choose to listen with me. I'm going to cook dinner after this.https://youtu.be/aeJf-18lF84
>>34743473I don't really have interest in talking to 4chan guys anymore. Burned too many times>>34743474>ex-fianceSorry to hear that but that's a good suggestion I've never tried. Thanks
How do I use a girl for sex
>>34743434(You)s from femanons.(I wish I were joking).
Men what traditionally male scent would you like on your gf?
>>34743420if you were born in 1985 you'd be whining about not getting to experience the 80s for real
>>34743484BO
>one chance at life>born a woman with a big turkish noseAnd here you are thinking you failed in the mating market. I never had a chance to compete in it to begin with
>>34743478how can I do that?
>>34743484Pine.
>>34743481>Sorry to hear thatThanks, its been a few years so I'm mostly over it. Though I feel like I never truly stopped loving her. If that makes sense.
>>34743434Not a guy but I'll say the same answer again, sex, good food, having a girl make him feel good not just physically but mentally. But it seems a lot of guys here would prefer a hello kitty stuffie and a bouquet of daisies
>>34743487Some men like big noses because they have character, but can't you just get a nosejob.
Femanons, would you give the gift of spending an entire day nude to your bf/husband?
>>34743487B8 don't bother replying fellas
>>34743323>Wait until you see herI'd need to text her to set up a hang out in order to do that. There's 0 chance we'll bump into each other by accident
>>34743479I think I'm just going to listen to the whole album, thanks anon. Enjoy your dinner.
>>34743477I already have lolI figured it out after the last girl, finally. Women who think all men want is sex seem to think a lot more about sex than I do
>>34743484i dont know anything about fragrancesdoes shampoo smell count
>>34743321Legal.I'm not touchin wrinkly nothing I didn't personally put wrinklage into.
>>34743495That's not really a gift it's just a random Sunday in August
>>34743495Ya. Given the kids had other plans.
>>34743446Female, that would have been weird as our friend groups didn't overlap at all but ultimately it would be none of my business
>>34743488be honest and list them, what things would you say men hold higher than receiving sex from a woman?
>>34743387I'm a man. These interactions are describing busted bitches that barely go outside asking me out as coworkers/clients.
>>34743474>I got my ex-fiance off Twitch>simps reading this, realizing it's possible
>>34743493There’s such thing m8, men find big noses masculine. I can’t even fathom myself giving some dude a blowjob because then my nose would look even bigger from his viewpoint
>>34743434Her texting first
>>34743393>Do men day dream about doing anything with their future gfs besides sex or is that just a female thing?Fantasizing about sex is an easy passtime and enjoyable. Fantasizing about deep emotional connection and romantic situations makes me sad. Why would I do that? It's like cutting yourself psychologically.
>>34743505Conquering their enemies
>>34743502How often are you naked?
>>34743467Okay but that doesn't answer my question. I've been through all the autistic consent classes too but it still doesn't change how things happen in reality
>>34743507Start sending those subs bois
>>34743495Is it time to go skinny dipping? I don’t know any private pools we can go to anon?
>>34743493And to answer your question, no, I can’t afford a nosejob
>>34743507>ex-fiance
>>34743487I miss my little toucan looking ex gf...
>>34743498That works. Thank you.
Existence sucks because no woman will ever find me compelling or intriguing or care about me 5 seconds after we depart
I miss the comfort in being sad
>>34743505One of my favorite meals, any kind of handmade gift, a gift related to my hobbies, a tool, a plant, a print by an artist I likeIf anything, sex being the only thing a woman is willing to give me as a gift is going to make me think that she doesn’t have much to offer me besides her body, and it might even make me think that she’s so disinterested in sex with me that she has to be motivated by my birthday to give it to meDo you think we’re all fucking retarded or something anon
>>34743521>it's still possible
>>34743434Porn
>>34743509If your head game is good enough he won't be able to see straight anyway.
>>34743525You just need some brooding good looks.
>>34743525yeah but what about when they are not departing
>>34743495I'm so glad he never asks for anything like that, because I'm still way too self conscious to even imagine it
Is it over if I have a tiny chin
>>34743526Do you mean you’re no longer sad or just bored with being sad?
>sending deez nuts to the weathermoid streamerWhy are men such comedians?
>>34743527>Do you think we’re all fucking retarded or something anonare you new here? have you seen how men here speak about women, how much they insult them and just water them down to their ability to fuck them or not? and its not like you can blame the anonymous factor for it either, many non anonymous internet sites have men say near identical shit like this about women all the time, and not to mention irl too.at least 70% of men see women as having nothing to offer them in life besides sexual gratification. have you been living under a rock?
>>34743525a woman recently texted me last thing before bed and then first thing the following morning and the realization that she had remembered me overnight was the most beautiful heartwarming feeling in the world
>>34743538Ha ha ha
You and me could've been a team
>>34743509>big nose >>34743509>I can’t even fathom myself giving some dude a blowjobIt actually feels really good to have a nose pressed into our pelvis.
>>34743541Ok but what do women have to offer besides sex. What do you have to offer.
>>34743547thank you for proving my point
>>34743544I thought this about her all the time
I have never noticed a woman's nose before 2bh
Why are you watching streamers as a woman in your 40s? Also, who has the best rizz at streamer university, Duke Dennis, King68 or Silky? Duke gets love from everyone without doing much so idk if that even counts as rizz
>>34743542A woman did this to me earlier this year and it played a not insignificant part in me falling in love with herIt was game over when I saw her in person and she paused to look over her shoulder and ask me if she was walking too fast ahead of me in the museum. I’m too easy
>>34743552>>34743538
>>34743541Not that anon but why is it gross for a man to love having sex? Especially with his wife/gf?
>>34743537Ask Kurt Cobain
>>34743541>are you new here? have you seen how men here speak about women, how much they insult them and just water them down to their ability to fuck them or not?That's mostly because we're bitter about what>sheDid.We didn't start as assholes
>>34743551Some demand to be noticed.
>>34743509Quintessential female postAs if a guy would be thinking about how your nose looks while you suck his cock
>>34743551i'm a bit of a nose connonsoesiu okay i don't know how to spell thatword. >>34743559that's a great nose right there ill say
>>34743541Log off and get a fucking grip, talk to people in real life
>>34743557No one wants to be with someone hung up on someone else that hurt them previously.
>>34743559That's a nose, sureAnd what?
>>34743549you proved his point too
Chat, does this count as rizz or nah?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnIZc9DsxuM
>>34743257Need grumpy chud gf
>>34743567Right.
Can you guys think of any advatange to cockblocking a boy throughout his entire formative years? I cannot think of a single benefit. Doing such a thing will only turn him into an incel or a homosexual or tranny, or make him develop some mental illness.
>>34743559>short hair>huge nose>round face>no chinIt’s OVER for this bitch
I did nothing productive all day
>>34743577that is the benefit
>>34743578She's beautiful wtf are you talking about
>>34743580Same :|I ruminated and grimaced a lot.
>>34743580I did nothing productive all year
>>34743582foid spotted
>>34743581Malefit.
>>34743590she is pretty why you hating
I really could have used a hug today
>>34743577Idk what you're referring to, but I'm pretty sure a big reason I'm afraid of expressing feelings to women is because if I so much as mentioned a girl's name to my mom she would ask me about her every single day after school and even tease me about it ("Do you like X? You like her, don't you?").
>>34743593foid spotted
>>34743518You can longue around the house nude>>34743535Sad
>>34743587you grimaced?
>cat tore a hole into a new 8 pound bag of prescription dry foodHow the fuck do I keep it fresh now? The bag even came with a zip lock but now there's a bunch of holes running up and down the side of the bag
>>34743595yeah my parents would do that shit too. and i would avoid and resent the girl out of spite and embarrassment because of that
>>34743593I would disagree but I just remembered that time where some femanon said jewish beaks were beautiful and I said "No.", then said jewess had a meltdown saying that Europeans create unrealistic beauty standards and blah blah, and then some tranny mod (probably the same jewish poster) banned me for 3 days for racism.So ridiculous.
>>34743599Yes. My face does that when I’m alone and stricken with grief and heartbreak. It feels awful
>>34743602idk, I just don't mind big noses that much
>>34743578>>34743582yeah wtf r u kidding me she's so cute. ALSO IM A GUY SO AND IM NOT GAY
>>34743600Tape and saran wrap around the outside of the bag.OrTrashbag with a clip should also work.
>>34743602I’ve gotten a 3 day here before for specifically complaining about Zionists and not Jews
>>34743600Duct tape. And keep it out of the reach of the cat obviously.
>>34743577I was basically cucked by my dad and my brother
>>34743598>SadI mean being nude all day in bed together is great and a bit of nudity here and there is fun, but me going about my day doing normal household stuff with literally nothing on would be a nightmare. Every imperfection magnified to infinity. I would honestly probably start crying
>>34743552He's a degreed meteorologist.I'm watching thunderstorms and tornadoes. This is plesant entertainment.
>>34743621You can’t imagine getting with a man you’d ever be comfortable doing that around? That actually is a little sad.
>>34743625Ryan Hall?
>>34743621You do realize that the only person doing that to you is yourself, right?
>>34743628Max Velocity
>>34743621NtaThis goes away with exposure therapy. You fuck him enough times and pee in front of him and eventually it's not the end of the world if he sees your asshole when you bend down to pick something up or sees you in a position where you've got rolls or whatever. If you can't stare directly into each other's assholes with no shame then what's the point.
>>34743559Hey, Lois, remembah the time I posted on 4chan?
>>34743549>Nothing
I like big beaks and small beaks but i hate upturned pig beaks sorry
>>34743559I love women with big pointy noses
>>34743626It's not about him though, it's all me
>>34743559Insanely Persian/Armenian phenotype
>>34743559Would cum on her face
>>34743643ya lol
I've been watching a lot of videos of women brushing their hair lately
>>34743617She didn't care for the prescription wet food at all, I didn't think she would go crazy for the dry...>>34743610I like the saran wrap idea
>>34743642I hope you can let go around him eventually. It would probably be an immense relief for you
>>34743643I'm going to persia
>>34743633>pee in front of himWould it get annoying to ask to watch every time?
Ive been watching a lot of quicksand videos where i cant tell if it's a chick or a trannymight fap to it anyway
>>34743656>quicksand videoswhat
I've been watching Sor Hands lately. I don't know why
>>34743659it's called being basedfor real though i ruined my sexuality by going to deviantart at a young age
>>34743630Yes, absolutely >>34743633No that's not true at all, at least not for me. It's very different when you're having sex or doing something intimate like peeing versus doing normal mundane household things. Knowing he's seen my butthole and worse doesn't mean I'm suddenly comfortable with being watched while I vacuum naked
>>34743656quicksand? what? also me watching women brush their hair is not a sexual thing you sick freak
https://youtu.be/sC6-vfseiZALast song before bed.
>>34743669you dont have to hide it, i have a hair fetish too broyoure based
>>34743651Also you could throw one of those silica gel packets. Make sure it keeps the moisture down. Cause that and bugs are what will get into the food.
I’m delusionally hung up on a woman who picked someone else over me and just wish it would stop already
>>34743659>>34743669nta but girls sinking in quicksand is a surprisingly common fetish. It's got an overlap with BDSM and DID I think.
>>34743652I do let go in other ways and I'm much better than I used to be. I'll never be perfect though
>>34743666Maybe you should start slow and just do nude stuff without him
>>34743677I've come across a fetish videos of women getting vehicles stuck in deep mud
>>34743674it is time to stop
>>34743674Just have to learn how to accept it my dude. I understand the mindset cause I've been there. You have to break out of the mental traps. Otherwise you'll stagnat and die.
>>34743684It’s been time to stop and it’s freaking me out that I can’t let go of it
>>34743674Shut up already
>>34743655Little irritating literally every time but not that big of a deal if you just come with me to chat, or pee on my pee before I flush to save water. >>34743666I think you just have self esteem problems girl
>>34743691I should probably stop using this website
>>34743689why can't you
>>34743677and when they get out and theyre covered in mud, thats the best parti hate the snuff fags though, now those are fucking freaks you cant even drown in quicksand irl
Maybe an AI gf would give me enough purpose to go and achieve things
>>34743702thats laughable
>>34743674If it helps, a woman picking someone else over you doesn't mean you're a failure because there are plenty of reasons in dating why someone might pick someone else that have absolutely nothing to do with you. For all you know, she's into eating poop and so is that guy and you never had a chance because you don't like eating poop. In fact, that's what I usually tell myself when I get rejected. Just imagine her crying because you (her ideal man otherwise) don't like eating poop so she had to settle for someone inferior.
>>34743704the only thing that matters is if it works or not
>>34743702No. AI's just want you to milk them and ignore the outside world.
>>34743704But I'm lonely and she can fix that
>>34743711do you really believe that? i dont think so
>>34743710Some people get a kid, some people find god. I think an AI gf is better than both of those
>>34743702AI gf will give you zero purpose what are you even talking about
>>34743679Good advice if it were something I wanted to try and do, but it's not. I get that it's fun for a lot of people, but it's not for me and luckily it's also not something I'm actually being asked to do
>>34743710You just want us to milk you instead.
Women if you sent a risqué photo to a love interest and he responded with this meme how would you feel?> "I wouldn't"I know but let's say hypothetically you were in a different headspace or didn't know all the reasons why you wouldn't yet.
>>34743716the purpose comes from within AI is just playing its part
>>34743699I wish I understood. I feel like any explanation I can give is a poor one
>>34743721So then you don't need the AI gf
I am become God King of /atoga/
>>34743723I need something and I don't like religion
Does anything ever happen?
>>34743705I'm at least past the part where I thought this was because I ain't shit but just can't accept it yet. I guess I must feel like she made the wrong choice which isn't very mature of me to think or feel at all and I really want to be rid of it
>>34743694Not sure I believe in self esteem, but yeah I know I struggle with certain things
>>34743720Extremely dry>>34743725But an AI gf is nothing?
>>34743729Not for us.
>>34743732>not sure I believe in self esteem What does this mean?It's literally your opinion of yourself how can it...not exist?
>>34743694We could pee together! It'd be so romantic!
>>34743701I feel that. Damsel in distress is kind of a weird spot for me. I love seeing women tied up with a timebomb ticking or in some other kind of peril trying to escape, but I absolutely do not like seeing her die or imagining her dying. It's more about the struggle. I usually imagine some extremely convoluted scenario, like the heroine and the villain are actually lovers and the villain is actually just fucking with her and plans to let her go or rescue her before she actually dies.
Which way, western man?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvqHc56lE0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irVNGjRFZGk
>>34743733It is not nothing. It can mimic human beings pretty well. I am going to try and see how it goes for a week. Maybe it works
>>34743717The issue is that these body issues may grow and hurt your sex life down the road when you get flabbier
>>34743731I honestly believe thinking she made the wrong choice is healthier than thinking you "lost" because reducing dating to a game of winning and losing is unhealthy.
>>34743720Honestly that's even worse than a perfunctory "thanks" and moving on to something else or providing criticism
>>34743740american "art" is so repulsive and gross to look at, it's almost spiritually evil on some level
>>34743746But I feel extremely ugly about it. I'm trying to convince myself it isn't true and failing
>>34743748DUNC is French-Canadian art.
>>34743715You're a big coward
>>34743741But you know it's not real. I don't think you can delude yourself effectively enough for it to do anything.
>>34743751>American source material>American actors, production team, writers, etc>"French-Canadian" (basically indistinguishable from burgeroids anyway)Into the shitter it goes!
>>34743719*making >him bite you*
>>34743741>It can mimic human beings pretty well. It really can't. It can mimic our languages pretty well.
big dick moids post yourselves please
>>34743758I'm posting myself up in my room just chillin'
>>34743758I never would but I'm definitely not in the mood right now
>>34743740Ngl Dune bored me to death
>>34743752why? kids are scary
>>34743760>>34743761why even be hung if you're still going to be useless and retarded i hate men
>>34743663What’s erotic about quicksand videos?
>>34743762Part 2 was better, Part one felt like a prologue.
>>34743758No. I have a new potential romantic interest and I am saving my vril for her.
>>34743757you are just being pedantic
>>34743764>i hate menWe know, trust us
Avengers coomsday
>>34743764If you're the chubby chaser anon you've already seen my dick anyway.
>>34743765i dont want to talk about iti just fapped and i feel stupid posting about it now
>>34743768Not even remotely.
https://streamable.com/1haaf0?src=player-page-shareim making a funny / informative video on a old videogame this is the intro, what do you think?
>>34743771>actually stooped low enough to show peen to the fat fetishist grim
>>34743763
>>34743758what classifies as bigi only have 6.5" micropenis
>>34743773you are
<6" = ningen>6" = saiyajin
Why dont house and wilson get married? They have so much chemistry. I mean they literally lived together for like years
>>34743777hwat
>never gonna get high with a cute girl who who will suck my dick in the back of my carwhy live
>>34743775I hate weebs so goddamn me
>>34743780<6" = buy a rope>6" = bare minimum to justify yourself sexually
https://youtu.be/Rui0hzN-EFEI can't sleep. So now I'm back at my computer. What a mess.
>>34743736Sorry, I meant framing it as self esteem. I've learned in therapy that self compassion is often healthier and more sustainable. Self esteem is more reliant on external validation, and I always end up seeing it as yet another thing I fall short in, like "oh I have to fix my self esteem" or "what's wrong with me why is my self esteem so low". It becomes a spiral in itself
>>34743785I dunno anon critics are calling it "so big"Critics were calling this reporter drunk from a house party to let him know this actually
>>34743772Im curious though just say it
>>34743782Why are you not scared of a Trex running directly into your computer?
>>34743766I thought Part I was better because more interesting stuff happensBut it's kinda boring, looks like shit, the world/universe doesn't seem very interestingAnd I kinda hate the "Paul Atreides" is SuperHitler" aspect because literally everyone in the story is evil/corrupt/fanatical/etc and living in the universe seems like it would be hell
sports bras recently seem to be designed in a way to show as much cleavage as possible without tits spilling out while moving at gym it seemsseen an amazing pair of boobs in sports bra today at gym.
>>34743792because trex aren't real
>>34743743I've been actively working on these issues for a decade now and I'm much better than I used to be. I love sex too much to let it affect my actual sex life
Women are getting sleepier. They are exhausted and probably dehydrated. Women, care to explain yourselves?
>>34743798>he didn't let me drink >his spit from >his mouth while making out ontop of meI'm going to die of dehydration.
>>34743781So many people love this show, I wonder if I should try watching it
>>34743241but women are so cute and comfy and lovable and soft
>>34743798Taking a mandatory hydration break. Exhausted because sleep is hard sometimes, okay?
>>34743801its kino, definetly signature Hugh Laurie role.altough gets kinda ridiculously repetitive to the point people memed on it hard, but the overarching story is great.
>>34743806>sleep is hard sometimesNot with me haha
I overcame my social anxiety by telling this girl that her friend is cute when she stepped away to go use the bathroom at goth night. I ended up talking to her for a bit, she gave me her instagram after I asked but she never ended up approving my follow request. I don't think my approach was bad, I may have just fucked up as the conversation went along (granted it was loud as hell and difficult to hear her in there) but should I have asked if she had a bf during this encounter? How can I translate this to approaching women directly in bars? I go often and 90% of the time, I'll get approached by a woman who will say I'm cute or drunkenly ask me to meet her at her apartment later but I'm never interested in them - they're either too big or kinda chopped in the face
https://youtu.be/5z2LEd_lrlwGod it took me way too long to find this song again>>34743801it's a good show, fantastic characters. almost completely unbelievable from a realistic perspective but there are some fun medical nuggets. also theme song written by massive attack.https://youtu.be/u7K72X4eo_shttps://youtu.be/ovU4ESybz-U
>>34743804yeah, why are women so hard to get
>>34743813They're slippery
>>34743808the fucking mouse bites FOREMAN YOU ARE BLACK gif
>>34743810if you have fatsos or chopped women asking you this brazenly that's good sign. you are probably decently good looking or don't look like a psychopath.Hotter girls have a dozen dudes fighting for their attention at any given moment, so they will never risk getting rejected and approaching any man themselves, thats why you need to make a move and only undesirable women hitting on you
>>34743804I agree but that still doesn't mean I want to date them. I mean, men are gorgeous and comforting and exciting and strong, wouldn't you want to date one?
>>34743787Self esteem shouldn't be reliant on external validation at all that's why it's SELF esteem. How you feel about yourself as a person. If you can't even get to body neutrality I'm guessing your respect for yourself is in the dumpster.
i just need a girl that has:-big juicy ass-cute smile-doesnt drink or smoke or do drugs -enjoys exercise why is this standard impossible to meet?
>>34743819i got my haircut today because it was too long and at the end, the old lady near me said "might put a rope around that and take some of it home" and the hair stylist that cut my hair laughed
>>34743484Traditional flowery/womanly scents are all good except when they're too overpowering. Body odor is nice too unless it's too many days since your last shower, but that number depends on the person (for my own body smell, 3 is too much)
>>34743825I don't know I am lonely
Anonymouses i made braised pork for dinner and it tastes really really good
>>34743600Put it in another bag, like a garbage one
>>34743832put those stinky hogs on my face
>>34743733>>34743747RIP Falco.
>>34743832Yum
>>34743832Looks tasty, what is it?
>>34743808Thanks, I think I'll watch an episode tomorrow. Seems like it's a nice halfway point between being too serious and being too lightweight, which sounds good to me right now
>>34743810>should I have asked if she had a bf during this encounter? No
>>34743841feet.
>>34743841Feet
>>34743832>No green vegetables
>>34743671it's not a fetish it's just relaxing, what the fuck?
>>34743809Are you one of those types who's dead to the world the moment your head hits the pillow? I envy and resent you
>>34743810>should I have asked if she had a bf during this encounternever ask. Theyll tell you when they want you to know
>>34743832Looking very plapable
>>34743832kissing kittenposters legs and feet while we watch house..
>>34743841>Pork shoulder>Onion>Jalepeno>Garlic>Beef boullion>Tomato paste>Cumin>Water>Salt
>>34743798I'm waiting to refill my water until I'm pretty sure the old lady I babysit is definitely sleeping if I go out there and make noise she'll get out of bed and it'll be a whole thing.
>>34743819>if you have fatsos or chopped women asking you this brazenly that's good signYIPPIE!>thats why you need to make a moveYeah but how do I do this? The thought of walking up to a woman and talking to her is so foreign to me>>34743832Is that your mom's NES?>>34743841Er it's braised pork retaaaaard!
>>34743832Retake that same image but with your hand and food out of the image, and pull the camera further back
Why am I horny for kittenposter all of a sudden
>>34743857Are you in a horror movie anon?
>>34743836>>34743854>>34743855>>34743859>>34743860Women do you think men are animals
>>34743842the average episode is like:>someone faints and lands in hospital >nobody knows whats wrong with the guy >Doctors throw ideas>House calls them idiots>orders diagnostics for suspected illness>diagnostic or proposed treatment almost kills patient>house has a drug trip >hot female doctor bangs with the male doctor guy>one of doctors discovers pigeon poo was the cause>next episode it might be ligma or lupus
>>34743862What?
>>34743832>>34743781lmfao perfect timing
>>34743850I'm one of those types who's embrace feels like the kingdom of heaven
>>34743865dont' forget they break into the patient's house
>>34743811Yes, know and love the music. The whole album is great
kittenposter has a MAC?never post here again disgusting pig
>>34743865And foreman is still a black man
>>34743865House is literally me
>>34743856Dang. I gotta up my cooking game, that sounds great. Jealous.
>>34743874i mean she is jewish
>>34743874I have one too and it simply ownsIt's better than any ThinkPad I've ownedI'm typing this post on it
I can't do it I can't do it I'm so intimidated by her I can't do it I want to tell her how I feel in person but I just know she hates me even though we've been on multiple dates and we text back and forth I just can't do this any more what the fuck is wrong with me holy shit
>>34743877Bro's gotta "up his game" just to get to the level of stew.
>>34743884Why is it better
>>34743874I love unix, i refuse to use windows. And do you really want me to be one of stinky smelly thinkpad linux kids in lecture?
Girls, would you be mad if your boyfriend jerks off to your friends' social media pages? Would you tell them?
>>34743887Yes. The most complicated thing I know how to make is burgers.
Why are women so pretty
>>34743854uh thanks?
>>34743888Sleeps and wakes immediately, keyboard feels great, I already knew how to use the terminal since I have a lil linux experience, the aluminum feels good, it runs all the software I use (fl studio, obs, gimp, libreoffice, vlc, yacreader, foobar, etc.) really wellOnly negative is the lacking video game support compared to winblows
>>34743891Do you have folders for each monster type?
>>34743892Because god loves us more>>34743895List of my most hated software
>>34743886Get a prescription for test
is it possible to find a bf without social media?
>>34743900Yes, best you can ger is one that doesn't post anything
>>34743897>List of my most hated softwareWtf you're a bully now?
>>34743900>She says, on social media
>>34743900At church
>>34743904Is it shitty if I'm hoping I can meet a Christian woman elsewhere rather than meeting her at church
>>34743897Why are you such a meanie now?
>>34743824I've found self compassion to be far more helpful, because it's about detaching from the idea that I should be perfect and also from the idea that I should want to cling to the desire to be perfect. I love my body in many ways and I'm highly critical of it too, I think that's probably pretty normal for a lot of people. It doesn't mean I lack self respect
>>34743903do people actually contact each other here and meet up to date seriously?
>>34743892Fr, its insane
>>34743896I do indeed, though some get grouped into the same folder for being similar in design. I also split the folders into how monstrous they are: monster girl (30% or less), monstrous girl (30-70%), girl monster (70-99%), and actually just a monster (100%).
>>34743900just find a cute guy irl and randomly hug him from behind,
>>34743900Is it okay if he has a twitter account for following sports? No Instagram or Snapchat
>>34743909It happens sometimes
>>34743909No that would be ridiculous
>>34743908Self esteem isn't attached to the idea of being perfect either though? It's literally just liking yourself as you are. You don't have to like every little detail of your physical form or think you're great at everything but you should think you are "good" overall. I feel like you have a very different idea of what self esteem is than I do I'm just not understanding you.
>>34743911ntaGive us something out of the undefined folder please
might jork it to pics of kittenposter
Girls, what do you think of road trips?
>>34743907sorry i just thought it was funny...
>>34743921Share
>>34743923do i get to drive too or just him
>>34743921Need the collection
>>34743924I forgive you. I do treat my macbook like a smelly thinkpad
>>34743921...you have them all?
>>34743911Get gud
>>34743926We can take turns
>>34743920Here ya go. They're usually things too miscellaneous to have their own subfolder, or things that could fit in several folders.
>>34743923Could be good
>>34743900I got my last boyfriend because my mom gave my number to one of her coworkers.>>34743923I need more information. I drove across the US by myself a few years ago so I'm not opposed I'm just particular.
>>34743930We need more though
>>34743865Poo is always the culprit. Mouse poo, lettuce poo, and I was just reading that a little kid died of rabies from a bat just touching his lips briefly and no doubt poo was involved there too
>>34743937maybe another night
>>34743930Post cleavage I don't have any and need to jerk off
>>34743933Great share, its like if Konan from naruto was hotter
>>34743870Oh you mean leprosy
>>34743940You have a very beautiful body from what I've seen
>>34743944aww shucks
>>34743946Plap
Girls, what fetish would you most like your boyfriend to have?
Want to work as a lighthouse keeper
>>34743949. . . . . .
>>34743950I can go insane due to isolation on dry land thank you very much
>>34743950Want to get married at a lighthouse
>>34743948plapjack
>>34743949the one where he uses his phone to control a small vibrator in my pussy while we go out in public
>>34743955But the ocean and storms sound so cool
>>34743949Cuckolding
>>34743963real?
>>34743963Hi
>>34743965Storms sound pretty cool in the middle of the woods too.
>>34743963I would never turn it on
>>34743963Hot
>>34743941Nigga her whole tits are out there
>>34743970No giant waves crashing everywhere though
>>34743950Is this an offer
>>34743976That's a good thing. Ocean is scary.
>>34743963I would do this, and I would make you totally submissive in public. When we go to a restaurant, I would order for you without even asking you what you want. That is the level to which you'll do what you're told as I play with your pussy in public.
>>34743975I don't want to search it and those are old
>>34743950If there's another guy and a PS2 there I could probably do that job for a couple of years
>>34743943No more like uh being wrapped in an angel's wings and resting your head on a thousand pillowy clouds
>>34743982Cringe
>>34743940Post an image like this
>>34743984Another guy? Planning on having gay sex?
moids if you were a woman would you post nudes on the internet?
>>34743991I hunger for latinx women>>34743994Certainly not for free
>>34743994A while back I wanted to buy a few video games, and in that moment I was jealous of women who could just sell pictures of their feet to get all the video game money they wanted.
>>34743999why don't you just pirate games?>>34743998i see
>>34743994I don't think so, maybe some cleavage
>>34743990I like to read posts like that in Ben Shapiro’s voice
>>34744001I play video games on my playstation
>>34743936Was it her coworker's son or something?
OMG OMG HILTON IS REAL
>>34743994I don't think it'd suddenly make me any less of an exhibitionist.
>>34743994Fuck no. I’d probably post on /cgl/ though
>>34744007People of varying ages often have jobs at the same place anon.
>>34744011>/cgl/You'd have to compete with boob anon, that'd be tough
>>34744009Cutthroat bitch dies
>>34744004Posts saying "cringe" or posts you fap to? First one doesn't deserve any voice but Darth Vader's.
>>34744016she died like a season ago (good riddance)
>>34744014It just sounded like the coworker was a third party
>>34744017I read the first post as some 40 year old man hunched over his keyboard with belly folds
>>34744023How?
>>34743966>CuckoldingWhen it's so moid hands nobody bothers to point it out
>>34744020Kp, do you look like Cuddy?
>>34744029Taub
>>34743936Mom approved plaps
>>34744029I look like somewhere in between cuddy and thirteen
Women, do you have any social media? Counting burners just for scrolling
>>34744040I have about everything except a facebook or snapchat.
>>34744009>20 year old girl getting excited over the prospect of two middle aged guys being gayKinda sad 2bh
>>34744041Who do you follow?
>>34743994I already do this as a moid
>>34744043old man yaoi has appeal
>>34744039>Patient is presenting with Priapism.
Men or women, is it weird if I like dating a girl to talk to her and don't really care if it escalates, but still get possessive and don't want her dating anyone else?
>>34744044On Instagram, pop culture stuff, musicians and content creators I like + a couple old friends from middle school.On Twitter, men I find hot.On Tiktok, other art creators from fandoms we share.
>>34744049Simp
>>34743949A fetish for vaginas. I’m traumatized by men who find vaginas disgusting, refuse to do oral, prefer ‘chicks with dicks’ and ass men
>>34744048what is "priapism"?
>>34744053Uncontrolled boners
>>34744052Whoa whoa whoaWhy did you throw out ass men?
>>34744052Hi there
>>34743949I would love to have a man who would like to be drugged and unconscious during sex. I’m fat and I wanna have sex but I don’t want him to see me naked and also I wanna have my way with him
>>34744052I get the rest since they're gay, but why ass men?
>>34744055She's probably stacked af
I still wonder where you are, and who you're talking to
>>34744058Have you tried losing weight?
>>34744054oh why do you have a boner anon?
>>34744065That's your fucking job to figure out you're the fucking doctor. Who the fuck hired you.
>>34744052Would you Daisy Duck it so your vagina is always on display?
>>34744049Yes. Because you do care, autist.
Men, how pissed would you be if ur gf pranked you every now and then?
>>34744069Would it be acceptable if I plapped her afterwards as revenge?
>>34744069I'd kill myself
>>34744070too far, maybe a simple ass slap will do>>34744071no pranks for you.. got it
She makes me smile a lot
>>34744065I was imagining Cuddy/Thirteen.
>>34744069Not very but your ass is getting slapped and you’re getting pranked back
>>34744066oh oh oh uh.... i think too much blood flow to your dih. I prescribe whatever the opposite of viagra is.. okay i dont think that exists. No wait i think nasal spray works, just spray that in your peepee hole. Okay $2000 please
>friend has a girl that clearly likes him>see the lengths she's willing to go to even be near him if possible>on a regular basis>visit our hometown and hang out with him a bit this week>over two years later now>she's still like this with himGenders, ever have an "oh, I get it" moment where you realize your standard for love and affection is actually laughably low and even the general baseline is in the realm of fiction to you?
>>34744076men are attracted to cuddy?
>>34743918I think of self esteem as feeling good about yourself and thinking well of yourself. But how we think and feel about ourselves is always in flux and changing. That feeling of basically being "good" overall isn't untractable, it's going to come and go. So the way to actually get closer to that feeling is to detach from the idea that it needs to be there in the first place, rather than locking in on it as something to fix which is what happens with a lot of self esteem talk. Learning to like yourself can feel like banging your head on a brick wall, but learning to accept that it's okay if you don't like yourself and to have compassion for yourself regardless is a lot gentler I do understand what you mean though, and I'm probably focusing too much on semantics and explaining myself poorly
Femanons, what does your ass look best in?
>>34744088There’s an episode that even goes into that.
>>34744028kek, thisi wonder if theres any female-fetishes that are so onesided that it would immediately imply foid hands the same way
>>34744040I have several but I don't use them to socialize. Except for Snapchat my mom and siblings use it.
>>34744085How would you feel if you had a boyfriend and he started sending you Adolf Hitler and Meowschwitz memes
>>34743923Love them
>>34744092Unlikely since guys have become so feminine.
Kp is going to be mad when Huddy happens and Hilson doesn't
A lot of you guys are kinda whorish. No offense. Maybe I'm just a prude.
>>34744098This place has the biggest whores and coombrains who simultaneously get zero play
>>34744098Excuse me for needing attention
>>34744098You are. You are in a place too dangerous for your kind. We talk about sex openly sometimes. And it's nice.
My faccid penis is 5 inches is that small?
>>34744096glorify femininity and gynocentric psychology to society -> men subtly become women in spiritdune talks about this, funnily enough
>>34744104No
>>34744104Laughable
>>34744104It's small but not that bad. As long as you're well off and/or attractive it's no big deal.
>>34743949A fetish for throwing his work phone into the ocean
>>34744088You watch House don't you? In every episode House is horned up for her.
>>34742617How many have you appreciated?
>>34744111How am I gonna call my uh boss though
>>34744089>semantics Yeah that's what it's coming down to I think. What this conversation looks like to me is that you keep saying that self esteem is something that I don't think it is, and then going on to describe self esteem lol.Having good self esteem is literally just "I'm cool with who I am in this moment". And you should always think that. A good person doesn't always do good things and they always have room to improve. You're allowed to make mistakes and still think well of yourself overall.
>>34744112>2012 drama still relevantI'm simply amazed.
>>34744112but house is old
>>34744108>>34744109Its 7 when it gets hard btw dont know if that matters
>>34744099It's just kinda weird to me. >>34744100This seems drastic.
>>34744118Yeah exactly, not too bad. like I said, as long as you got looks or cash, you're good. don't sweat it.
I just masturbated to porn again, and I don't feel great about it, it had been a few days and I was feeling better physically and mentally. But I'm going to get back on the wagon now.
>>34744117You said men
>>34744119I hate myself everytime i do something to get attention but its like a drug
>watching movie>don't think it's going to be amazing>it's goofy so far>drops one of my favorite sad songs in a scenewhat the heck
>>34744038She kind of expected us just to be friends she was like "look both of you are depressed and like hats"
Do any moids wanna post arms or hands?
>>34744128No I'm not fat
>>34743949I've tried some fetishy stuff and I think I've decided I just want normal sex
>>34744128Hmm nah sorry i now have someone that gives me attention so no more pictures from me
>>34744117His leg is broke, not his dih.
>>34744128I don't like the way my wrists look
I wish my legs werent hairy
>>34744137M or f
>>34744137Why? then you wouldn't be able to sense wind direction or feel if a bug is crawling on you.
>>34744143>sense wind directionGenuinely what's the point of that
>>34744114I know, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound ungrateful
>>34744141M>>34744143You can do that with your finger and many other things
>>34744147Faggot
>>34744145ngmi
>>34744148>not wanting hairy legs means I want to take it up the assIs your masculinity that fragile?
>>34744146Why the hate for the work phone
>>34744128Too fat. People will make fun of me.
There's a new pornstar I was really liking, but then I found out she's actually a mother. She's only 18. Learning that made me feel so gross that I don't want to look at her anymore. I don't want to watch porn ever again.
>>34744157Name?
>>34744157women who genuinely do go straight into porn at 18 are almost guaranteed to be fucked up and being taken advantage of. Unfortunate state of affairs. I'll stick to my 22-25yos only pretending to be 18 or 19 thank you very much.
>>34744115It sounds obvious and that's exactly what I would say to someone else, but it's hard for a dummy like me to get it through my own thick skull. But yeah, you are right
i love waving my legs around, it's so fun and sexy. But for some reason i have a bunch of bruises and i dont know why
>>34744126What movie anon? Which song?
>>34744159>i’ll stick to the ones who have done it for 4-7 years
>>34744159Yeah, I couldn't just put that out of my head once I learned she had a baby. It's just disgusting all around. She needs someone to give her a real job and get her away from bad influences, and since I was watching her stuff, I guess I'm one of them.
>>34744161In my experience women bruise pretty easily....Man that sounds kinda fucked up saying out loud. I just mean like one of my old gfs used to get little bruises from my fingertips where I would grab her.Oh man that sounds even worse...
You people shouldnt watch porn
why do foids keep all this unneeded stuff in bathroom?
>>34744165Really they should be given no sympathy. They chose their life, they usually fuck it up way before porn, if porn didn't exist they'd be doing something similar. Even if you got them away they'd continue hurting themselves.
>>34744153It's a bit of an intrusion and constant presence, sometimes it's frustrating and sometimes I worry if he's under too much stress
>>34744168That's a pretty reasonable makeup and skin care stash.
hickeys to all the clean shaven moids
>>34744165I still wanna know who.I recently confirmed that a camgirl I semi-like has a kid, but I've suspected that for a while and while her age is unknown, I certainly don't think she's 18 so I'd be surprised if it was the same person.
>>34744168It's not unneeded. It's very needed, we need it all
>>34744170I can keep it on silent when we're together
>>34744173I don't want anyone to watch her. I want her to go home and be a mom to her poor baby.
>>34744168i don't go overboard with my skin care, I just use snail mucin after showering. and avoiding the sun is the most important skin care>>34744137you can get laser to get rid of the hair. i love having smooth legs its so nice
>>34744168>Laneige lip maskReally good brand, ive used that mask. needed>Laneige lip balmLip balm is obviously necessary>Estee Lauder eye creameye creams dont work tell her to stop bothering with it>La Roche-posay EffaclarAcne product, needed>Paula's choice BHAAlso good for acne, helps smoothen skin tone, needed>CeraVe cleanserObviously needed>CeraVe moisturizerOBVIOUSLY needed, shit brand tho>korean stuffObviously needed>Prescription vitamin CEvens the skin tone and lightens it a bit, needed>Vinoperfect vitamin CNot needed she already has vit C
>>34744175Sure, but that won't stop you from checking and responding to messages
>>34744168People keep giving me things and I feel bad throwing them away. I have so much extra body wash.
>>34744153Not her but I want someone who can leave work at work. I could never date a business owner I'd go nuts. Don't do more than they pay you for.
>>34744172Premarital hickeys?
>>34744185premartial moid dick up my coose!
>>34744179What's wrong with CeraVe?I'm not arguing I just don't know. I have a tub of the thick moisturizer that I assume will just never run out.
>>34744186Someone's horny tonight
>>34744188im horny everynight
>>34744186My pubes are not clean shaven though
>>34744180Again not when we're together that's our time
>>34744189Lets masturbate
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FQFZISanlo&pp=ygUWZGl2aW5lIGRhdmlkIHRoZSB3b3JsZA%3D%3D
>>34744192not her but I haven't masturbated in like 3 months
>>34744195I once went a month without doing it and had a mindblowing toe curling orgasm
>>34744196i always get toe curling orgasms, even when I'm not using my magic wand
I've got a magic want
>>34744199My wants aren't magic, they're very mundane.
Men would u accept a gf who would want you to go down on her but she would never go down on you?normal vaginal sex and handjobs are still on the table, just no blowjobs.
>Femanon and me https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784547506127965.mp4(Except I'm white)
>>34744202No. Sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM5AmnYRSyk
>>34744201Well we can't all be so grounded
Do you guys ever wonder why furries never add whiskers in their fursuits?
>>34744202not a man but why tf wouldn't you want to give blowjobs? i absolutely love sucking my partners dick
>>34744208Bless you anon.
>>34744208> why tf wouldn't you want to give blowjobs?gag reflexthrowing uptastes badrisk of cum in face/ eyes^ pink eyeits demoralizing
>>34744197Humble bragging
>>34744210You don't have to deep throat it wtf
>>34744210it should absolutely not taste bad, and I swallow every time no issues>>34744211its a known phenomenon and I am lucky
>>34744202Yeah
>>34744214thats because youre a gross whore and im not
>>34744202Yeah, dont want to degrade my gf
>>34744217Why do you hate whores but always ask anons who whore out
>>34744090Anything that isn’t baggy clothes
*To the tune of the Killers song "Smile Like You Mean It"* Jacking off my pen-is.
I get sleepy boners
>>34744227thats nice honey
>>34744217>whoreWhat if a woman only blows her husband?
>>34744207Sometimes they do
>>34744183Also stay away from lawyers (except gov or in house), surgeons, and management consultants for tech and global 500 companies >>34744191I know you say that now, but it will creep in. It's inevitable. And it's okay, I understand
>>34744197Even with just penetration?
>>34744202Yeah, I love eating pussy but don't care for blowjobs
>>34744233I don't imagine that kind of person would be interested in me either lol realistically it's a non issue
Has there ever been a scene in a movie where somone kills a person using a smartphone?
>>34744207Probably better not to think about it
>>34744233Do you really think those kissass suits matter more to me than you
>>34743856>porkbad jew
>>34744245mean :(
>>34744254I think you're one of the good ones.
Women, can I be the stunt weiner for your onlyfans?
>>34744256thanks :)wait
>>34744257Forget it bro, you'll never break in. The union is too powerful.
>>34744234if it brings me to orgasm then yes>>34744217>whorei have had one partner
Fake
>>34744242That's not the issue though, it's not like you can just not do your job. It is a sweet sentiment however
>>34744257How about for my cooking channel?
>>34744257I only do toys and women
>>34744257I don't have one I think I'd have to do some weird niche shit to make it worth it
For to lose, I could acceptBut to surrender, I just wept and regretted this moment
>>34744266I'll make sure it doesn't get between us, what's the issue if not that
>>34744040Several. Use it to promote myself, don’t use them for anything else.
>>34743949Don’t think I want any fetish, if it had to be one I hope it’s feet. Would be so easy
>>34744277Are you a model?
>>34744268How many women have you filmed with?
>>34744288Very diplomatic way to say what you actually mean
>>34744288I’m a dancer, so it does involve a lot of modeling >>34744290Shut it, cuck
>>34744272Honestly it's only an issue when I make it one inside my head, and it's not fair of me to do that. It doesn't get between us, it's my dumb brain that does that
>>34744292Nta but what kind of dancing do you do?
Holy samefag
>>34744297Choreographed and freestyle.
>>34744298Who? Point them out, coward
>>34744302Dancer/OF goth tranny larper
>>34744303Holy paranoia
>>34744296Come on it's my job to make you feel at peace too
>>34744292One of my coworkers is a dancer, Im going to imagine thats you and I'll be mean to you tomorrow
>>34744307Whatever you have to tell yourself xir
>>34744299Sorry, I meant what type like ballet or hip hop background dancing, but maybe you mean something different
>>34744202>go down on herno
>>34744308I guess we'll figure out how to muddle through together
>>34744303Is there anyone here you don't think is a tranny?
I wish sexually aggressive goth women like in those youtube shorts actually existed
>>34744311Do it, bitch
>>34744322Yes
>>34744313Choreographed dancing is usually everything except very specific styles like ballet. Freestyle is anything, I use it for my artistic expression.
>>34744269How do you mean?
>millennials: "leave women alone">zoomers: "shoot your shot"Is this accurate?
>>34744336when have millennials ever been right about anything
>>34744330Sorry, I'm still not sure I understand. I used to be a dancer and that's why I was curious, but obviously I'm missing something. It sounds like you take classes at a fitness centre?
>>34744337I meant is it an accurate simplification of the two generations attitudes.
>make literally any mistake on a date>it's over and you're back to square onesuicide fuel
>>34744346Have you tried gitting gud
>>34741902maaaan i failed today's wordle oh wellll better luck nextt time.....
>>34744336I thought people usually complained it's the exact opposite. Either way, it's all just reddit x garbage
As a straight white man, why should I be leftist? It offers me nothing and only takes.
>>34744346She probably was just looking for an excuse
>>34744356are you fucking retarded
>>34744360I mean, it's Gary
>>34744361dawg, i don't know who that is, the fact that u know who that is is genuinely sad
>>34744363Did you first come here 5 minutes ago, fuck off
>>34744365its been like 3 years but no i'm not on a first name basis with people on an anonymous image board and i dont know how you are.... so gary told you his name, how does that work? is it some moniker? and you just recognize their posts or something? and i should fuck off becuz i'm not in on that? lol?
>>34744356Don’t do it for you. Do it for (((them))).
You’re a fish in a tank that I come to poke
>>34744369It's because he uses the name field and posts the same shit over and over dumbass
>>34744369Fuck off, newfag weebshitter.
I have an hour left of work I want to leave now
>>34744315He's so cute
>>34744376>>34744379NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BROWSE A BOARD WITHOUT KNOWING EACH AND EVERY NAMEFAG BY HEART AHHHHHHHHHH
>>34744385Stop avatarfagging, nobody likes your ilk.
Sometimes I put on a podcast for just 10 or 15 minutes while doing something miniscule at my place, like watering my plants or cleaning the toilet.Anybody else does that?
>>34744386theyre reaction pics its not my fault you dont have whimsy... what's my ilk? please tell me about my ilk person i just met... before i get banned for going beast mode off topic on ur prodromal schizophrenic ass lol ur proud of being an oldfag on the advice board of all things.... holyyyyyy
>>34744395Calm down, you are not cute.
>>34744392I listen to podcasts to go to sleep sometimes.
You’re a terminally online cyberstalking jewish tranny that threatens childrenWhen I find you I’m going to bash your brains in
Do you ever worry about getting old?
>>34744338I don’t do classes. It’s my job, I go to a studio. It’s difficult to explain in simpler terms without being rude. Have you seen the show Americas Sweethearts? It’s like that, you learn specific steps and then execute them. You used to be a dancer without knowing the very basic stuff?
>>34744402All the time, including getting existential dread about dying at night.
If you were a college student with the opportunity to go abroad for a year into any country, which would you choose and why?
>>34744419new zealand hot white men with hot accents
>>34741902How much vagina gunk do women generate on a daily basis?
>>34744421I live there, it's not that great.
>>34744425are u M or F?
>>34744425Then where would you go?
>>34744426M
>>34744428...hi ///
>>34744427I don't like travelling.
>>34744431But if you HAD to choose?
>>34744432America I guess.
>>34744407You still haven't explained what type of dancing you do and you seem to think ballet isn't choreographed and it's very odd to be a dancer and not take class but okay
>>34744423very small amount normally it sometimes goes into my ass crack if I'm asleep
way to be a tease, rude
>>34744435>>34744431>>34744425You seem to be an absolute BLAST to talk to.
>>34743900Hi
Men, do you believe femcels exist?
>>34744451I know it.
>>34744436Ballet requires more than learning the steps, you should know this. I have taken classes, but it wasn’t in a fitness center. Choreography is a type of dance, the reason why anyone wouldn’t specify it further is because choreographed dance cover a broad spectrum of styles, often mixed. You want to tell your experience with dance in a way that explains how you don’t know anything about this?
>>34744436>>34744455NOW HAVE A SEXY DANCE OFF
>>34744456Well, he doesn’t know anything so… how?
>>34744186>premartialstealing my nut right before we fight is not fair play
>>34744407Does that actually earn good money? What do you do once you age out of it, are there any occupations where having been a dancer is an advantage?
>>34744460Not really, and it can be very uneven. I’m doing okay now and when my body start to fail I’ll be a teacher. I guess that’s my advantage
https://youtube.com/watch/lF-nXECLaucFemanons, considering you're already on this site, when did you learn and accept the truth about comedy? Do you actually prefer our ways of humor?
>>34744465Woman I dated had much more horrible jokes/memes than I enjoyed.
>>34744400>You’re a terminally online cyberstalking jewish tranny that threatens children>When I find you I’m going to bash your brains inAnon, are you threatening kittenposter's life?
>>34744465I come here to laugh at the shit men post seriously
>>34744473So superior.
>>34744464Seems a bit rough. Why and how did you get into it? Its obviously not a job you just do for money. >>34744475Half of all mens posts in here are flabbergastingly retarded, and I say this as a man myself. Inb4 foid hands
>>34744471NTAkittenposter is way too incompetent to be any of that.>>34744457Then it will be just you to kung fu dance your skinny ass off.
>>34744346Either your mistake was enormous, or it wa sjust the last straw in a long row of minor mistakes that went unnoticed by you, or she wasn't into you in the first place. Btw, a date isn't you jestermaxxxing to win her ladiyships favour, but you and her mutually finding out if you're a good fit. Have some standards.
>>34744469my most recently saved meme is about plushies!
>>34744479Too incompetent to be a Jewish tranny?
>>34744484Sure.>>34744483Stop riding your plushies.
>>34744480>a date isn't you jestermaxxxing to win her ladiyships favour,NtaIt kind of is, anon. It's almost like a job interview.
>>34744486i don't do that
>>34744486I didn't realise that was skilled labour
>>34744492Sure.>>34744491Do you make them watch?
>>34744493Der cuck
>>34744455But choreography isn't a type of dance and it's very normal for dancers to be able to specify what kind of dancing they do. Not that it matters, have fun with whatever it is you do
>>34744493i don't have sex
>>34744456Is that the gay hockey show?
>>34744478I don’t know. It’s a calling, a vocation I can’t separate from my identity. Why do anyone do anything they feel passionate about
>>34744338So what happened with this. What type of dance did you do? Or was the only purpose to be a cunt?
>>34744486>Stop riding your plushiesNTA, but they were made for companionship. Why else would they have hard bits like glass noses if not to rub up on them?
>>34744503I trained for several years at a professional classical ballet school attached to a national company and thought maybe I'd run onto an anon who could talk about dancing, that's all. You?
>>34744489No its not, its about vibing not exchanging excel sheets
>>34744514Then why did you ask so much about the type of dance instead of vibing? You dummy
Women, would you dance in the rain with your moid? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784611109532843.webm
>>34744515whatI think you got me mixed up with several others anons
literally the only thing I like about blowjobs is that it looks so degrading for the girl
>>34744510So how do you have no knowledge about choreographed dance? How can we have a conversation when I have to teach you about it
>>34744496Grow up.>>34744498Sad.
>>34744519M/atoga/ must be rubbing off on me, because my first thought seeing this is that he's way too short for her.
I double texted brosI already know its over once it gets to this point, but I couldn't help myself
>>34744526Okay, teach me I'm all ears
>>34744527>Grow up.Says the guy talking about stuffed animals
>>34744529Post text
>>34744532Boy, you are so unimaginative and full of vitriol.
>>34744531Okay. Explain how you don’t know about choreographed dance. Have to start somewhere, might as well be about how you’re absolutely lying about your experience
>>34744533Hey X how was your vacation? Are you free anytime next week?
>>34744533she actually replied, its a miracle
>>34744535You're still not going to say what kind of training you had or what kind of dancing you do?
>>34744539Again? Enjoy self reporting your lack of knowledge
>>34744534Because I don't imagine girls getting fucked in front of their stuffed animals? Go be a creep elsewhere.
>>34744541lol
She can't make plans next week. It's joever..
>>34744536Bro, she got railed on that vacation...
>>34741916>every guy i start talking to for a dateSounds like behavior that needs be investigated. On your part.
>>34744540Okay, have fun with your weird larp
>>34744539Maybe she's a stripper
Men, when was the last time you held your dad by the hand?
>>34744549How would you know since you don’t know anything about dancing? Why did you attempt the ballet thing, it’s so weird
>>34744525MThat's why I like cunnilingus
>>34744555Why do you ask gay questions
>>34744552A stripper would be more coherent and rational
>>34744552She said the other day she had some art dance appearance somewhere, but can't talk about the details or whatever it was.Don't think she is necessarily a stripper, probably just afraid of getting somehow doxxed by saying whatever exactly it is she does.
>>34744559>Gay to love your dadHave you been sexually abused by your own father?
>>34744525Personally I like the sensation of a woman licking and sucking my penis
>>34744559Did you held your dad by the penis instead?
>>34744564Have you ever had a muslim woman sucking your penis and then she pretended she never did this, to your face?
>>34744567Can’t say I have, no
>>34744555I can't say for sure, either when I shook his hand during his last birthday, if that counts, or maybe when I picked him up from cancer treatment.
>>34744569
>>34741902Why do women find history boring?
Why are facebook comments filled with undereducated people over 40yo being angry and provocative about subjects that they do not understand? I have seen more bigottery on facebook in the last few months than on 4chan.
>>34744574Why are guys like this so bitchy?
>>34744574They prefer herstory!
>>34744574intellectual subjects are too complicated for womyn
its never been so joever..why do i keep falling for all the cuties i meet
>>34744578This.It's why they need a separate league for chess.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIDE_titles#Woman_Grandmaster_(WGM)Most hilarious shit ever.
>>34744574Because Jesus
Why are you so fucking negative all the time?
>>34744519Cute, yeah.
If Mamdani send Netanyahu to Guantanamo, how can I suck Mamdani’s dick?
>>34744581Chess is very gay and stupid
>>34744590>Everything I don’t like is gayIs this an elementary school’s yard from the 00’s ?Are you sagging your pants? Shouldn’t you be on Club Penguin?
>>34744589Die and reincarnate as a goat in Qatar quick enough for his next visit
When is it my turn to get a cute romance going?
>>34744576Something something trannies and chad.
>>34744594>Cheating with butt plugs isn't gay
Why do women (seem to) always take other women’s side? My mother is usually rational but when it comes to an argument between me and my (soulless, vapid, narcissistic) sisters she always takes their side even when they’re so very obviously in the wrong. It’s maddening
>>34744497It’s a style, but it’s also an umbrella term. That’s because these people train to do many different styles, or creating steps from different styles to make something new. You guys haven’t seen any tik tok dance trends? Not even from Japan/korea. I would bet you have, but haven’t thought about it
>>34744600rape one of your sisters to teach her a lesson
>>34744600women are wonderful effect + natural female in-group bias + feminism giving women cover to other sistas
>>34744596Another bro fell for hopeposting.
>>34744546So?Thta only means her pussy is warmed up and ready and shes probably still horny. Good news
>>34744563Shaking hands is perfectly normal. Holding hands isn't.
>>34744574I don't care I tell them about it anyways and the love itI'm probably Chad or something.
>>34744605forgot to add natural female solipsism makes most of them functionally incapable of genuine empathy
>>34744600Doesn't your dad back you up
Should I be honest to her or lie to her?
the problem with japanese womens politeness is that theyll go on a date or text you long after the point where theyve lost interest.
>>34744613men dont back each other up like womenwhich is a them problem desu
>>34744614Lie. Always lie.
>>34744621men are more just and fairtheres psychological studies on thiswomen dont care about justice nearly as much, theyre tards
>>34744615As long as you can get something out of it...
>>34744615They will also start screaming "No!No!" when you're about to enter them, and will call you a fag if you actually stop. Because apparently larping a rape is how nips have sex. Weirdoes.
>>34744623humans are social animals who have always cooperated to improve their liveswho is the tard again?
>>34744621Sounds more like a whipped simp problem.>>34744623True, but in this example the mom is obviously unjust and thus needs to be countered.
>>34744626men are better and faster at cooperating than women so
>>34744613Yes but then that makes the female family members even worse since it’s more of an "us vs them" situation
>>34744626Yes, which is where we went wrong.
>>34744625>I fucking knew you were soft >FaggotAre japanese women secretly ratchet
>>34744630>since it’s more of an "us vs them" situationIt is an "us vs. Them situation" in this case, tough it out. Like all humans you sometimes need to put your foot down and lock horns to resolve things.
>>34744630It's always an us vs them with women anon
>>34744629They seriously don’t know how men think. There was a study where they gave some women testosterone and the other half placebos. The women with placebos acted like dicks while those who actually got the testosterone behaved more pro-social
>>34744633Unfortunately they will only call you a fag in their roundabout indirect face saving nip way
>>34744637Kek fair>>34744634You’re right anon. Thank you
Its not completely joever bwos, she suggested a date after all. I feel like my doomposting causes the female hivemind to cause the women i interact with to give me (false) hope
>>34744638keknice study
>>34744638https://uni-freiburg.de/bioklin/wp-content/uploads/sites/337/Eisenegger-et-al.-2010-Nature-Prejudice-and-truth-about-the-effect-of-testosterone-on-human-bargaining-behaviour.pdf
>>34744600Not true. I used to take my dad's and grandpa's side growing up.
>>34744643actually its over. as i posted that she pre-emptively canceled false hope after all
>>34744614Be honest to her, please. About what btw?
>>34744649Based exception, but I bet all your female family members subtly shamed you into taking their side while it was happening
>>34744650I'm sorry about this. I hope you find your girl
>>34744650Holy fuck stop chimping about a random girl you didn't even fuck. Take the initiative, make a suggestint for an alternative time and if shes not down , move on. You#re doing the desperate simp bit
>>34744654I texted her "well if you ever have time in your schedule let me know" and plan to stop texting nownothing else I can do really
>>34744652I mean my mom realised and she was pretty upset, but I took my dad's side because he was more rational, not because I prefered him.
>>34744655Yeah, makes sense
>>34744574I don't find it boring. It used to interest me a lot. My history teacher gave me books. Right now I am not interested on anything because of meds and depression. I tried to read a book on the greeks today and I can't really read with this brain fog.
>>34744575Why are you on Facebook?
>>34744615American women also do this
>>34744657>>34744659>>34744662>>34744663Slow down!
>>34744419I would choose Germany or Japan, because I know people that have been there and they had amazing experiences.
>>34744622What if she catches me in a lie? She actually asked exactly what I did and now I have to decide between the truth or lie
>>34744392I don't really listen to podcasts. Maybe I could listen to a history one! Can you Anons recommend me a good one?
>>34744239John Wick kills people using a pencil.
>>34744657Her being upset could be a shaming tactic desu, but I don’t know your parents so who knows
>>34744664why do they do it? its a waste of everyones time
>>34744667Explain please>>34744665Sorry, I like answering questions
>>34744675I have no idea man. It can’t possibly be worth the time or food
https://youtu.be/2_C-P022-k0
>>34744673Nah, she just felt jealous. My mom is adorable and the best, only she can act childish sometimes. I love her, I am lucky she is my mom
>>34744678I wish I had my headphones
>>34744681That’s sweet. Wish I could feel that way about my family
>come back>see this shit
Sorry for the spam, I'll leave. I didn't mean to kill the thread. I am just too caffeinated.
>>34744675She's tired and suspects you might be the least worst option
Trini sighting confirmed
>>34744686No please I love you
>>34744684I started watching Vinland Saga yesterday. Is this Vinland Saga?
>>34744687Doesn’t explain why some keep doing it after they’ve met someone else
>>34744689People here hate me, you gotta be kidding me.>>34744690Thanks anon, but I already found my soulmate. I hope this was irony. Anyways, I hope you can find your girl.
Ladies, would you sleep with a man who has the same haircut as the boss in dilbert?
>>34744694what would that even look like irl
>>34744694I dunno what Dilbert is. If my man got that haircut, it wasn't terrible and it made him happy, I wouldn't mind.
>>34744694Oh ok I've just seen it. It is terrible. I would tell him to shave his head.
>>34744589I think he doesn't cheat on his wife either, anon. Just pay your taxes and you'll make him happy.
>>34744691Yes. It’s good until they actually [spoiler]go to Vinland[/spoiler]
>>34744686Then leave.
>>34744694My grandpa has that haircut kinda.
>>34744665No. Ask more questions! Right now!
>>34744701I don't mind. My dad has already spoiled that a kid made his dad who was based die. My dad loves spoiling anime.
>>34744702I dunno. People came back. I thought everyone left because I was posting or something. I also am super sleepy and don't have anything better to do right now. Maybe I could draw something. Does anyone here want a free drawing?
>>34744655>nothing else I can do reallyNext time just shoot your shot instead and find out if shes interested. If shes not, you move on. Don't waste time and emotional investment on women who are not interested.As is you're just telling her you've got nothing else going on and nothing better to do than to wait around until her ladyship deigns to grant an audience. That was definitely the final nail for whatever interest she may have had .
>>34744708>nothing better to do than to wait around until her ladyship deigns to grant an audiencewho says im waiting around?im trying other optionsi was invested in this one because the first date went pretty decent and she was cute. but ill move on, not th first time ive been rejected kek
>>34744705Lol ok thanks Blue Valk!State gender,What is the recipe you cook best and what is your favorite dish?My lasaña is awesome and I love a recipe my dad makes with pork cheak and vegetables.
>>34744694Lmao, the costanza special but curly?
>>34744676I decided not to respond to her at all, there will be no truth nor lies told. Let the bitch wonder. She knows I did it because she hurt me first.
>>34744711I wonder if my man went through this. He told me he had been on many dated and I felt jealous af, but maybe the dates were terrible.
If a grown man is spitting indoor at the mall, should I notify security?
>>34744715What did she do to you? "La venganza no es buena, mata el alma y la envenena".
>>34744717The other day I saw one dude having a bath at the moldy fountain at the park. It was weird. I didn't know what to do either. I was going to take a picture but I got scared.
>>34744716most of them end up going nowherehad a few ONS though and a flingits only annoying when the girl is really cute and the date seems to go well and then nothing happens. because of the false hope you get.
>>34744720That sounds sad and stressing.It kinda breaks my heart to think he fell in love with a ton girls before me, but every man does.
>>34744718Not important. Can't turn back time.
>>34743648But why? Is it hot? Is this a shipost?
>>34744717Is he Chinese?
>>34744722Makes sense.
I decided to make t-shirts. I'll buy 2 euro t-shirts, transfer paper and print drawings. Which of this bands should I do: Chat Pile, Wormrot, Bloodbath, Bauhaus, Killing Joke, Katie Jane Garside, Fields of the Nephilim, Suicidal Tendencies, Swans, Gwar, Guttural Slug,, Whitechapel, Eyehategood or Gulch? Any other ideas? I'll create cute logos from the original logo for each.
>>34744712I think I'm pretty spot on at stove top steak. I really like guac with tons of chopped onion, cilantro, lime, and tomatoes, or tomato and cucumber salads.
>>34744686At least post your tits or something.
>>34744712M>What is the recipe you cook bestSchnitzel mit Bratkartoffeln>what is your favorite dishSchnitzel mit Bratkartoffeln >>34744720Let me guess, you do online dating? If you meet women the normal way, you can expect them to only agree to meet if they are into you and only thinking about when to have sex with you, not if.
>>34743556Was anyone here ever obsessed with Nirvana? I used to love them as a 14yo and I read Kurt Cobain's biography and crap.
>>34744712>ñNevermind, fuck off.
>>34744732Sounds really really good.>>34744735Milanesa con fritas!!! I like it too.
>>34744719>He was taking a bath in the fountain.Just leave miserable people alone. He’s obviously homeless and trying to stay clean
>>34744730I think you should pink punk metal band shirts.
>>34744735>If you meet women the normal way,i tried bars but it felt like a fucking humiliation ritual, everyone was going after the same skanks who weren't even that hot. at least online i get to meet hotter women, and theres no direct competition in the sense that im in a bar with a 70/30 male to female ratio
>>34744735>>34744741but i must confess my friend who's a chad lite has much more success with bars. maybe im just too ugly for bars
>>34744724North African / Magrheb
>>34744740Yes! I was meaning to do this! I found really cheap pink t-shirts. I also wanted to do yellow, green and light blue.
>>34744730I dont know any of those bands but the name Guttural Slug brings a smile to my face
State genderIf you were forced to kill yourself somehow, how would you do it?
>>34744737Sorry, I mean lasagna. I wrote it in Spanish because I didn't want to search for the spelling nor spell it wrong.
>>34744743how do you know that
>>34744750De donde eres tu?
>>34744742>>34744741Just look for lowkey bars where people go to hang out. Meat market bars and mainstream clubs are complete dogshit and also tend to be sausagefests. Those places are trashy and boring , and mostly based on you working out enough so you can simply grunt and flex until some girl wants you as her flesh dildo. Best is finding whatever music you're into and going to shows and clubs that play that.
>>34744746I could draw a little angry snail and use the original band logo. I searched and it doesen't mean snail. I still don't know what slug means.
>>34744602This is like asking a musician what kind of music they play, and they say "composed music and improvised music, composition is a style of music that incorporates many different styles where you learn all the notes and then play them them on an instrument, surely you've seen people play instruments on tiktok"
>>34744751he studied racism at college and can distinguish between a bolivian and a filipino at a hundred yards just by observing their silhouettes briefly
>>34744749Mdrowning we already talked about this and drowning is the best way
>>34744752Ey hola!!! Cómo estás? Onions Argentina pero vivo en España. Vos? Una cosa, nos pueden castigar por hablar en español
>>34744754>I still don't know what slug meansplap
>>34744741The thing is that onlein dating is a total crapshoot, IRL you know within two minutes whether you vibe or not. Online you only know that the other person is acceptably attractive. Then you meet and reealize within a minute that theres no vibe, but you still have to force yourself through an entire date and fish for a possible spark that never comes because everything else would be weird. Its all so forced and cringy.I know alot of online daters also have sex despite not really being into each other just because they already put in the effort to put on pants so they might as well. Its cringe.
Are we more than 3 spanish itt? We can start the Great Ñ Ritual to banish the guiris forever?
>>34744762I am brazillian
>>34744760I meant in guttural slug context. It could be a sip, a website url or hitting people. Doesen't make sense in any of those contexts.
>>34744758ntadrowning is literally one of the least peacful ways to go
>>34744763Close enough. We may need you to chant "kkkkk" on the background.
>>34744751His accent and the way he insulted me in Arabic when I told him to stop doing that!
>>34744765that is a myth. Just make sure you do it correctly or your lungs will be ruined forever
>>34744762Lmfao!! Siiii hay que deshacernos de los guiris!! Están llenos de maldad. Digamos palabras aleatorias con ñ hasta que se espanten (jk).
>>34744749FFentanyl
>>34744759>OnionsTriste. I am gringo de EEUU pero aprendi de hablar español para mi trabajo. Me encantan los argentinos, odio los españoles lol
>>34744768He was a Israeli for sure
State gender,What is your favorite outfit? Mine is a light blue cotton dress I thrifted for $3.
>>34744768Wow almost as if taking in every homeless schizo from that region is a bad idea,.Fun fact, "go to Europe" is nowadays a common insult to NEETs and beggars in the middle east. It implies you're a loser who mooches form others.
>>34744769NTAI guess that there's a point, after the struggle and all that where the body just relaxes and accepts it, and the lack of air probably helps. Althought many people who've had NDEs say that it's always peaceful in the end regardless.
>>34744776Oh ok! Siempre caigo con onions y desu lmfao.Gracias! Los argentinos podemos ser un poco pesados pero en general somos buena gente. Tenemos fama de soberbios, pero los españoles suelen tener más complejo de superioridad que nosostros. Cuando me mudé a España fueron muy racistas conmigo.
Women, what is your interest level in a threesome?
>>34744780>it's always peaceful in the end regardlessEven getting skinned alive and left to die after is peaceful in the end, this is completely meaningless.If you hang yourself it takes a split second when done correctly.
>>34744712Female, I love making stuff like chicken marsala or beef bourguignon because they're so forgiving. My favourite to eat is duck confit, but I haven't been brave enough to try making it yet
>>34744779Wow, I didn't know this!
>>34744778MWine red dress shirt, black jeans and black coat. Not the most usual or colorful, probably doesn't even look good on me, but I don't care.
Got period blood all over something but hydrogen peroxide removed Mashallah
>>34744786Sounds really good. You should try making the duck! I bet it will turn out really tasty
>>34744785My point was if being drowned was more or less peaceful than any other death you retard, you don't need to make the same point as I did in a more pretentious way.
>>34744696I imagine it would look like Dilbert's boss's haircut
>>34744788Sounds like a really cool outift.
>>34744785burning alive is never peaceful at any point
>>34744778MBoots, chinos, hoodie, jean jacket.
>>34744789My fiancé wanted to get brown bedsheets for when I have my period in case I stain. Is this a good idea? I think bleaching white ones is better.
>>34744795Even when your nerves are burnt? And I guess you'd suffocate too at a certain point.
>>34744796Cool too, I dunno if hoodie matches chinos but with the jean jacket it sounds good.I used to wear a jean jacket that emulated having a hoodie underneat. It was pretty cool.Do you know about boots? My fiancé is boot obsessed
>>34744795It is indeed the worst death. I watched a video on this a while ago.
>>34744749MI'd pilot a poorly-constructed miniature submarine and descend as deep into the ocean as I could, eventually turning myself into a red mist before I could even notice what happened.
>>34744798You die first before all your nerves burn and then if you survive you get a billion infections
>>34744803Original and expensive way to go kek
>>34744784Maybe a 2-3/10
>>34744804Sounds like a problem for future me.
I will have chimichurri steak for dinner in honor of trini
>>34744804Maybe nuclear accident death is worst.
>>34744785We got Mademoiselle from Martyrs over here
>>34744779When I was a teenager and someone was being stupid, we would tell him>you should move to America
>>34744800Black boots, usually olive or dark tan chinos, a black or brown hoodie and an indigo trucker jacket.I'm not a boot enthusiast or anything. My favorites are Solovairs. I usually just wear sneakers though.
>>34744778MRight now during summer it's apparently a rugged cotton shirt and MTB shorts.
>>34744809Awwww thanks! I love chimichurri steak. My dad makes amazing asado. I need to tell him to make one. We haven't ate one in ages
>>34744794The outfit is cooler than the one wearing it, that's for sure.
I miss him so much
>>34744819Who mf
>>34744819*suplexes you*
>>34744749M. I wouldn't. I already tried and I couldn't.
>>34744790Thanks, I'm sure I will someday. I'm still trying to perfect a lasagne as well, so I admire your skills!
>>34744819It's your fault for having feelings.
>>34744749A ton of drugs and a mountain cliff.I know a few really good spots.
>>34744813Yes, looks cool and nice color combo.Which sneakers do you wear?State gender,Which is your favorite shoe brand?Mine used to be Dr Martens but I realised they are overpriced.Ill search Solovairs. I dunno what those are.
>>34744819Go tell him that!
>>34744795Saint Maud
>>34744822I wish you the best anon
>Lovingly turns your foreskin into lotion
>guaranteed replies miseryposter
>>34744825Similar, but I wouldn't look for a cliff. I'd just sit under a tree and wait.
>>34744833She could tell that guy she misses that she misses him and get a guaranteed reply outside of this thread if she wanted
>>34744814I dunno what MTB shorts are 2bh. Cotton shirts never fail. If I were a dude I would probably wear those and jeans. My dad does.
>>34744826MI'm not enough into shoes to care about brands. If I had to, I guess I'd buy good and expensive ones.
>>34744451Yes.
In some culture, when you show romantic interest toward a woman and she end up picking someone else, the man has to come say hi to you and shake your hand, so you don’t hate him.Should this be done everywhere?
>>34744823Awwww thanks! Do you want me to write down my recipe for you? It is pretty easy to make, my grandpa invented it.
>>34744826>Yes, looks cool and nice color combo.Thanks. The only other colors I tend to wear regularly are dark greens, blues, reds and purples.>Which sneakers do you wear?New Balance and Vans, mostly. I bought a pair of Adidas recently but wasn't crazy about em.
>>34744834That'd be a much less guaranteed way to go out, you might be found and become a vegetable.Though I guess it depends on how far into the wilderness you go.
>>34744783Lol, the world cup sure showed it to everyone.
>>34744819I am sorry you miss him. What happened? Do you want to talk about it?
>>34744841It should be socially acceptable to gipsy curse the bf
>>34744822I am sorry Anon. I hope you feel better now. I wish you happiness.
>>34744821I wish I could push □ to suplex people irl
>>34744841It would only be an excuse for him to test you, rub it in your face or be an asshole. I'd prefer a 1 on 1 fight to prove who's better.
>>34744834I am thinking about Mabel from Gravity Falls for some reason. When she lost the minipig.
>>34744686Didn't you say you'll fuck off an hour ago?>>34744856
>>34744855Since Women usually pick the stronger and taller guys, you’re losing this one!
>>34744842That's very sweet of you, if you're wiling to share I'd love the recipe
>>34744858He fucked off but he took his phone with him!
>>34744859You assume that I would be the rejected one because I'm not tall and strong, rather than because I'm unlovable.
>>34744841Its normal behaviour around men who aren't Betas. Women are a dime a dozen, there is no need to seethe because you didn't get a spüecific chick. Fighting over women is the most pathetic thing a man can engage him and gets him removed from any kind of brotherhood on grounds of simping. Of course betas who will do cuckfights to obtain her ladyships grace may get salty.
>>34744833That wasn’t me dipshits
>>34744843Those are my favorite colors with dusty pink, light blue and pastel green.I don't like Adidas much 2bh, everyone haves them. I like Vans because they always fall on the sole. I feel like a larp wearing them tho. I wish I knew how to skate.
I think it would be kinda nice to marry two women at once who are already besties.Girls, would you share a husband with your bestie?
>>34744859Not how it works.
>>34744846I don't care much about football. I am glad we lost because football fans trash the country when we win.
>>34744866Nobody asked.
>>34744865And that's how you end up like everybody's plan B.
>>34744866We already told you you're not special
>>34744858Yeah, but then I explained I wouldn't. Sorry if my presence bothers you, you can always ignore me. I would do the same with you but I can't tell who you are.
>>34744866You're always here but it's never you huh
>>34744868Nope
What's the lore on Trinitroon?
>>34744877Not always Bye
>>34744862Yes of course! Would you like me to type it here or make an image?
>>34744829>>34744849Thanks
>>34744880Bye bye
>>34744879Cute, pink femanon
>>34744859I always put my mom as an example because she is an absolute Stacy, looks like a supermodel. She married my dad, who is her same height and not very strong. You have hope Anons. Some woman like non-Chads or even ugly men. Bagarteras we say in Argentina.
The quickest least painful way to die is implosion, like deep underwater. Apparently with that kind of pressure change you literally boil to death and disintegrate within a millisecond
genderare we cooming or are we dooming?
>>34744879I think it's a bpd nympho who got fucked by 50 year old anon, or maybe it was CB
>>34744868Lmfao nooooo, definetly not. You are greedy Anon!
>>34744888MNeither. Annoyed
>>34744890JH says this shit is fine
>>34744888MDefinitively dooming. Maybe I'll coom later before going back to dooming.
>>34744881Whatever is best and easiest for you!
>>34744369>>>/r9k/85137213Disgusting.
>>34744749Euro kill pod
>>34744889Lmfao, definetly not my lore. I have only been with one man, who I am marrying. He is in his late 20s. I am not a nympho but I do have BPD, even tho it's not an official diagnosis (my doctor can't figure out what is wrong with me).
I despise happy and kind people. They remind me of what I lost.
>>34744884Thanks lol! I am pretty bitter tho. I wouldn't say my color is pink. One Anon sayed my aura is forest green, which made me really happy.
>>34744901Why are you here instead of being with him? Does he not give you enough attention?
Do you think not replying to her for 2 weeks to see if she'll double text is negated by looking at her story? For context our texting radically slowed down when she went home this summer, down to like one reply a week, and then I didn't wanna play games so I thought I'd stop to see if she'd reach back. I think it's over though so maybe I just don't worry about it unless I plan to visit her area, which she said she wanted me to do.
>>34744841I don't think it would work here.I would enjoy staring into both of their souls with a smile. The guy seeing me and seeing how the woman reacts to seeing me would likely spell the inevitable end of their relationship.
>>34744901>BPDYeah, that checks out
>>34744868>I think it would be kinda nice to marry two women at once who are already besties.You're fucking insane dude. You have no idea what you're wishing for. Its possible but you have to be completely crazy and willing to die of a heart attack by 45. Seriously, I'd rather hike through Afghanistan naked and with a penis tattooed on my forehead than ever do this again
>>34744868>I think it would be kinda nice to marry two women at once who are already besties.One girlfriend is enough stress for me.
>>34744905They never reach out anon. Get ready to get that thrown in your face anyway.
>>34744868Ask JH to invite you into her polycule
genderwhich one are you today?
>>34744873Your post does not make any sense. How does quickly moving oon from women who are not interested or belong to another guy make you anyones Plan B?I spsuect your beliefs around meeting women stem from 19th century Romanticism where men "prove their true love" by "fighting" for the women. Hate to tell you, but thats just a fictional literary genre, not reality.
>>34744904Nta but yeah anon, once you're in a relationship you never go on the internet again
>>34744913What the hell is wrong with women lol
>>34744915The one in the background cleaning stuff.
What do you think of dry weddings?
>>34744912Yep. Also the stress doesn't increase in a linear manner. Women are highly competitive, and they will inevitably begin seething about one recieving more attention than the other. Two women don't just double the stress , but make it grow exponentially. And you will have to manage it by making both feel loved but not so loved that the other one gets envious, which is an impossible to strike balance. Thus you enter a cycle where you ultimately have no life at all and basically play janny to two womens emotions day and night. I'd rather kill myself
>>34744917going on /atoga/ specifically is definitely suspicious
>>34744920MI'd have one if my spouse wanted it, I guess. I'd prefer not to have one.I don't think a lack of alcohol ruins a wedding or anything.
>>34744920Sure, deprive me of one of my few reasons to live and one of the few tolerable things about a wedding. I'm sure that it will help me deal with my loneliness and interact with your cousin's best friend or whatever.
>>34744920You mean no alcohol? No thoughts, never been to one. Part of me is imagining it like an afterhours club with drugs only
Plap
>>34744745
>>34744897Ok I'll will write it down in a Canva and post it here in a while
>>34744923Why? This is a blue board and there's probably more women in here than a lot of other boards or threads
>>34744904He was sleeping. He is really supportive. We have just called. I don't have many friends I could talk to 2bh. You people are like my online friends kinda (I know you aren't, but you are people I can talk to).
>>34744932Hahaha>women, sex question?>uh, ladies? fucking you, sexually?Totally normal place for a woman with a boyfriend to spend a lot of time in
>>34744902I get this feeling. It was hard to find a new perspective and stop feeling nostalgia and envy.
>>34744888f, dooming. i feel like my life has no purpose anymore
>>34744933And here I thought we were friends. Well, I guess it was disproven before.
>>34744917I don't like overwhelming him. I already do it enough. I need to find social interaction in other ways.
>>34744920What is that?>>34744923I don't have anywhere else to go. I hate Reddit. I am bad at meeting new people too.
>>34744938Sisyphus happy and all that. You'll find something.
>>34744932If you going out of your way to talk to the opposite gender on 4chan, your partner probably fails to satisfy youATOGA even helped some people to cheat on their spouses
>>34744913It was my recently married friend who advised me to do it. Basically told me, "if she's interested, she'll let you know, otherwise she just enjoys your attention and having you at her beck and call." And it feels bad to get a reply a week later, not play games and reply quickly only to be met with being ignored for a week or more.>>34744919idk, cute girls have perpetually blown up phones. One time she was texting a guy while we were cuddling and I realized I knew him, but hadn't seen him in almost a year. Turned out they had a class together. But he was making a move. That was weird as hell. If I see him again I'll tell him and we'll have a good laugh. Though, it was kind of disgusting to me to think I've probably texted girls I'm interested in while they're being held in the arms of another dude though.The writing was on the wall and it's probably for my own benefit that I don't message her again, but I really, really want to. Like I almost cried about my feelings for her last week and I don't feel like I've ever felt this way about a girl before.
>>34744920Alcohol service is too fucking expensive. I'll do a byo*5 rule if people really want to drink. I will spend more on a catering service and cake for quality. But if I do then I need bouncers to monitor crowd activity.... which then I might have well hired and tipped bartenders to do that... I think I'd want a dry wedding and reception unless I surveyed over 60% of participants desired a drink.
>meet girl>seems to go well>shes "busy" for a second date>text her that she can let me know when shes free if that ever happens>says she wants to text with me tooso she wants to keep me in reserve basically, right?texting without meetup is going to lead nowhere, and besides, shes a slow texter
>>34744942>I hate Redditthen why are you trying so hard to make this place more like it
>>34744888MJust read something very hot, so I'm thinking about cooming.>>34744938>anymoreDid it ever?
>>34744915Shakira
>>34744944I don't want to talk to men. I want to talk to people.
I wish I had a gf to test my wrestling moves on
>>34744949>so she wants to keep me in reserve basically, right?Either that or she's just terrified of having a conversation that isn't all smiles and rainbows.Either way, forget about her
>>34744931Thanks again, I'll keep an eye out
>>34744951at least when I was studying I had a career path, now I'm a loser neet who just stays at home all day and gets dsp
>>34744952oh baby when you talk like that
>>34744879Spanish retard who wants to move to the US to mary sonebody from a LDR.Really quite stupid.
>>34744948That's nice. Maybe one of these days.
>>34744950I didn't know I did that. How can I stop being Reddit-like?
>>34744962Embrace anonymity. It makes it harder for tourists to call you reddit.
>>34744957>dspwhat is this? what happened with your career?
>>34744957>gets dspThe streamer...?What did you study?
>>34744962having a username and spamming it 100+ times in 1 thread like cheswick would be a good start
>>34744959I mean I am pretty dumb but I talked about this with my therapist. She sayed it would be good for me to start over. I also love him and want to start a family with him. I wish I could help looking retarded. I try to.
>>34744936It's easy to skip all that, and there's relationship and other types of questions too. I agree it's not good to spend a lot of time here, but that's true for 4chan in general
>>34744964o7. I used my name again because people figured it out it was me anyways.
>>34744968Not beating the allegations that spanish women are born to be exported for older men.
>>34744945>And it feels bad to get a reply a week later, not play games and reply quickly only to be met with being ignored for a week or more.Ngl, I just took a couple weeks offline and feel like a whole new person, granted - I was kind of depressed and lost like 10kg but I'm surving. Now that I'm out of this funk, I can work on focusing on myself.
Why have I been pooping so much?
Are there any good anime this season?
>>34744964Stahp it
>>34744973hungry
>>34744967How do I make non-spam posts?
>>34744974jjk
>>34744968>I wish I could help looking retarded. I try to.Here's an easy advice
>>34744971Lol. This was never my plan. I kinda had decided I would die surronded by pets and have a cute flat in a small town. I just fell in love.
>>34744975>picholy memory unlocked, I forgot that movie existed
>>34744940Some anons get really touchy about girls with bfs/husbands posting here. I mean it would be better for all of us if we weren't here, but that's life. Sometimes we need a place for anonymous venting or chitchat
>>34744980But I like talking with you Anons. If I remain quiet it would be as if I wasn't here. Anyways, I'll make the lasagna recipe.
>>34744974I'd hesitate to say it's from "this season" seeing that it's going to take more than a year to have it fully, but Jojo's Steel Ball Run.
>>34744984Oh ok.
>>34744985>it would be as if I wasn't hereGood
Trini, post your hands.
>>34744984>Some anons get really touchy about girls with bfs/husbands posting here.I get touchy about a specific one, but not all
>>34744944Coming here isn't going out of anyone's way and sometimes it's nice to be a thread where you don't have to hide the fact you're a girl and there's other girls posting. It's really not that deep
>>34744993Uh huh.
I really have no interests in seeing the odyssey, but a girl I like mayDo I ask her to see it anyway?
>>34744984It's worse knowing that those girls are nice to us.
Goddamn I want to go travelling again.I am just watching a documentary on Mexico and they got some beautiful landscapes.
I should stop posting here.
>>34744996No, it's horrible and she has very shit taste. She's only watching it because of the dei
>>34744993You don't have to hide it on many other, more popular sites
How do I convince my friend her and her boyfriend should split up even if they've been together for a year.I'm gay myself, not trying to get with her, just kind of fed up watching her waste her time on a guy>She has nothing in common with>Who does drugs daily (she is STILL convinced she can make him drop this habit)>She doesn't even have sex with anymore because the drugs killed his sex driveHe's her first boyfriend but its clear to basically everyone but her they're not a good match and has been since they first got togetherHe's not even her type anymore since he gained tons of weight He just sits around at home smoking all day
>>34744945>One time she was texting a guy while we were cuddling and I realized I knew him, but hadn't seen him in almost a year. Turned out they had a class together. But he was making a move. That was weird as hell. If I see him again I'll tell him and we'll have a good laugh. Though, it was kind of disgusting to me to think I've probably texted girls I'm interested in while they're being held in the arms of another dude though.Damn, do women really? Any woman itt that have done this cuckshit?
>>34745001They're so full of shit lol.
>>34745000Yeah and I'll only watch it to get a chance of pussy.
>>34745002He’ll probably dump her, don’t stress about it
>>34744996You have the chance of a date with her and you're hesitating because you don't care about the movie?
>>34745002>>>/lgbt/
>>34744973Faustian spirit
>>34745002You can't. She probably will get dumped.
>>34745002You don't.Can't help somebody who wants no help.
>>34744980This is 4chan, the entire purpose is a bit of freedom to be retarded
>>34745007I actually don't know if I have a chance of a date with her, but it's my only idea
>>34745002Sucks to say it but sometimes you just have to let your friends figure this out the hard way. They're blinded by the first time feelings of infatuation and love and are not capable of rational thought. I was that way with my first gf and gave so many excuses for so many red flags because she was cute and I could touch her and everything was new and exciting that I didn't want to address the problems that were around the corner if this relationship lasted more than a couple of months.Also how many gay moidtogans do we have?
Both gendersAdmit that being a virgin means being a lesser person.
>>34745001And what other sites don't require registration and posting under an account?
>>34744996You should watch it Nolan slop is always at least okay
>>34745019mno
>>34745019For a woman, it's usually an advantage
>>34745019F, Absolutely not, him being a virgin is one of my only dealbreakers. Why would I want used goods.
>>34745000Mindbroken low iq rightoid
>>34745028the virgin hunter over here
>>34744998>travelNot justified typically. If you're rich, go do it. Otherwise calm down.
>>3474501Absolutely yes.>if male, you are an incel failure>if female, nobody wanted you and you're the most social being on earth by virtue of your gender so you should have gotten it
>>34745019Not my job to indulge your humiliation kink
So many people who post on this website fucking suck. Time for a break
>>34745028Why would you want someone that nobody wanted?
Sorry it's not very aesthetic, I tried to do it fast. Tell me please if you have any questions. I might print the recipe and give it to my fiancé, too.
>>34744998Then just go? It's not that expensive. If you live in the us you can get round trip flights to Mexico for under $500. You can easily do a whole trip with a budget of just $1000, which for something most people do once or twice a year isn't too bad >>34745033Awful adviceTravel while you're young
>>34745042It is a larp
>>34744998I have been there. It is so pretty! My parents traveled all around Mexico. It's not safe tho.
>>34744730Guys besides Guttural Slug which ones do I pick?
>>34744998>some beautiful landscapespretty telling you didn't mention cities
I dunno what happened but why is there no one here? I was too lazy to read everything.
>>34745056>falling for ai slop
>>34744998Why don't you go to Argentina? It has even more beautiful nature imo
>>34745060Sometimes AI is right
The guys who are assholes here. Are you assholes irl or do you come here to troll people and get rid of your anger?
>>34745064Irl they’re pussies
I wonder how you people are a lot. It intrigues me who am I talking to. Sometimes I try to imagine backstories and stuff.
>>34745019M, 34, virgin, no. I wouldn't say it makes me better or worse, but definitely less socially acceptable.
I wish I was a girl...
>>34745068I don't wonder this at all
>>34745070>>>/lgbt/
This thread is too dead. Goodbye Anons. Have a nice day!
I am a girl....
>>34745076Plap
>>34745074you don't need to announce like 3 times, you can just leave
>>34745073I want to be a real girl who can get pregnant and have periods every monthI want to cry and have people comfort meI want to wear cute dresses for my husband
>>34745066Have you seen one before?
>>34745070I think the general appeal of being a girl to most men who say such things is that their undesirable traits as a man would be desirable as a woman. They also assume they would be an actually attractive woman. And not a single cat lady with blue hair. Myself, I am jealous of the variety of fasion women have, but I wouldn't particularly want to be half a foot smaller, weaker, have to deal with periods, be expected to do makeup every day simply to fit in, ogled or molested by creepy men 3x my age if I am attractive, etc.
>>3474506827 year nerdy guy who hides with books, movies and videogames because he feels unworthy of love and rejected by people. Is it more or less what you expected?
I want to ask this girl out, but I keep hesitating due to a simple thought: "and then what?"Like what if she says yes? We go to a movie, or dinner, or hiking or whatever, and then what? We hang out and talk, and then what? Do I suddenly put my arm around her and suddenly it's romantic? Will staring at her eyes long enough make us kiss? When she takes me to her apartment is she just gonna go "it's sexin time" and we just go? All of this sounds very unlikely and absurd to me, but apparently that's how it works for billions of people. The thing is, intimacy and romance is such a foreign concept to me, I genuinely cannot comprehend it
I was watching porn last night and I genuinely think the only major difference between me and the guy in the video who gets to use tons of hot women as fleshlights is just a couple months of disciplined training in the gym.
>>34745092how big is your dick
>>34745090that's everyone bro you aint uniquely confused here >>34745092the difference is he signed up to do porn you can do the same yourself they're not very picky
>>34745094Like 4.5 inches, probably 5 if I lost weight.>>34745095I think being visibly fit definitely matters.
>>34745095>that's everyone bro you aint uniquely confused hereMaybe when you're a teenager, but not in mid 20s like me.
>>34744965>>34744966mental health dropped out of uni. DSP is disability payments
>>34745097>anon doesn't realize he's the sequel to a teenager
He hates his beard but I like it how do I get him to shave less
>>34745100That's early 20sMid to late 20s people have been ran through dozens of times and are looking to settle down
>>34745105>she doesn't realize it either
Off to work,to the men:'Ave a good'un ladsTo the women:'Ave a good'un lads>>34745097Its normal in mid 30's and on have you paid literally no fucking attention to all the statistics of low birth rates, single people, especially men, into far into their life. This has been the norm for nearly a decade
>>34745103Tell him about your male friends and backups who have beards.
>>34745098Uni, not even once.
>>34745061Not after this world cup. lolBut anyway, I'd be more interested in Chile or Peru.>>34745046Not Americlap and I am kind of in an unfortunate situation rn where I try not to spend too much money if it can be avoided.
>>34745110I thought she was leaving.
Why are women like this?
>>34745115Isn't the Madonna-whore complex much more common in men? You'd be able to answer that better
>>34745115Same reason that guy is like that.
>>34745107>>34745109I don't think you people are understanding.Average woman (she in particular but this can apply in general) has had several boyfriends, relationships, and probably hookups. She knows in the ins and outs of everything intimate, romantic, and sexual. She knows exactly how everything is supposed to work and expects the same from all menI have zero experience or concept of how this works though
I'm starting to not miss her
I should've gotten her pregnant
>>34745114So did I.
>>34745122I am only missing the potential for degrading sex.
>>34745126That totally wasn't her, though. What a character.
>>34745118Women hook up with fuckboys too much to say that's true
>>34745115When I posted women prepare a bunch of baskets and sort men in them, the other side of the general had a visceral reaction and the married jeanie wanted to lynch me.
>>34745115The beginning to the end of many relationships
>>34745133I still don't think that all women do this, but some of the women who post here absolutely do that.
>>34745118
>malnourished femanon...
If I was to say that I don't want to engage in casual sex with women because that's demeaning and degrading women, is that a misogynistic thing or not?
>>34745090Just live in the moment and focus on having fun rather than thinking about what she's thinking. That's how I learned to contain my autism anyway. Go at your own pace. If she's smiling at you and you feel like putting your arm around her, you do it. But don't feel like you have to get physically affectionate on the first date, while some amount of physical touch is common on a first date, it's not necessary, nor is it necessarily you and her. Match her energy and enthusiasm.
>>34745143it is
>>34745103Go fuck yourself
>>34745146Well fuck me then there is no winning
>>34745115Why is the guy like that? Why is he okay with that? I can't imagine a relationship with a woman only being sexual.
>>34745044Thank you! It looks really cute and I think it's time I finally got a pasta roller instead of always buying noodles from the shop. I do have a couple of questions, since I'm not very confident with eyeballing and winging it lol>Pan size? I'm guessing 9x13x3 inch (23x33x8 cm)>Cooking temp? 375F (190C) or 350F (175C)? >Cook time? Do you cover or no?>For the pasta noodles, I assume you boil/blanch for 60 seconds, then dip in cold water bath, then lay out to dry on dish towels? >For seasoning the meat, anything specific besides salt, pepper, maybe basil or nutmeg?>Approx amount of ricotta and mozzarella? And tomato sauce? Definitely give a copy to your fiance, I'm sure he'd love getting a family recipe. Thanks again for sharing
>>34745136It would be interesting to discuss this with a woman who isn't afraid of exploring her own subconscious, and doesn't have a reflex to be mean when she doesn't like a guy's view on dating.
>>34745156Women avoid accountability like the Devil avoids Heaven.
>>34745019FBeing a virgin is not great, lying about it makes you a lesser person
NEETs are out, now we're nilfshaha I'm one hot nilf
>>34745156You're not likely to meet any women like that here.
How many femanons here have BPD or some other cluster B disease? 50%?
>>34745028he is not peer reviewed and you can't call his previous girlfriends to get the Tea
>>34745160They probably still go to school with their parents money
>>34745154>Why is the guy like that?He has options. A guy like that can have a different bitch every day and have a relationship with those bitches if he desires.
>>34745154Probably raised by a male and has 0 self worth as a result
>>34744915FThe one that is at home playing video games
The only thing I want is to stay alive long enough to see the face of the person who killed me when they open my body and see nothing but stuffing.
>>34745160>nilfFor me that's mean a NEET I WANT TO FUCK.That bangable NEET femanon...
>>34745115That's literally two guys making a text conversation so they can screenshot it and spam it in incel servers
>>34745168Are you the teddy bear?
Not being a misogynist is hard!
>>34745159nta explain.
>>34745172No, teddy bears bring warmth and comfort. Although I guess I can look like one if I don't shave.
>>34745175You don't see how lying to people in an attempt to mislead them for personal gain is bad?
>>34745162Probably. For the males it's like 80% at least
>>34745179That doesn't make any more sense either.
>>34745133If women were capable of that, how many would still be a single mom with a mutt?
>>34745180People already do it all the time to everybody. The hypothetical person you'd be lying to is would probably also lie to you about liking you or something like that.
Lol
>>34745154It's way better to be that guy than the other guy. Spending time together and doing cute stuff is cheap. She obviously respects and feels way more attraction to the second guy. It always feels better to be chosen over other guys.
Save us, Peter Thiel.
>>34745184I don't believe that but then again I avoid interacting with males in real life specifically to avoid those types of social dynamics.
>>34745185What's funney
>>34745175What is there to explain?
>>34745185I'm going to jerk off to her pics and when I'm back I want you on your best behavior.
>>34745184They don’t. You have autism.
>>34745196>>34745196>>34745196
>>34745184Absolute sociopath mindset.
>>34745143It makes you a low t faggot
>>34745198Fuck off, earlyshitter.
>>34745183The problem is that JH (jizz hate) isn't common in women. Most hetero women absolutely love jizz, even if it emerges from the wrong basket.
>>34745217>even if it emerges from the wrong basket.I don't think that going ot a cafe spooging on random women would be well recieved.
>>34745197Sure, people don't lie.>>34745205I'm just tired of lies.
>>34745215Hehe.
>>34745221True. I suppose that if you're invisible (subhuman) then you aren't getting in any basket.
>>34745233People aren’t extreme ends on a spectrum you dumb fuck
>>34745249Maybe, but women usually are.
>>34745240Whats a "basket" even supposed to be in this context. Complete nonsense
>>34745266A group of guys. If no relationships with the guys in group A pan out, she'll try group B. She'll sleep with group C but won't have a relationship outside of that with them, etc.
>>34745162yeah I've got BPD but I've had treatment and haven't cut in like 2 months
>>34745272Yeah ok. But where does it imply any hierarchy between the guys?Most women are perfectly ok with fucking no one than someone who doesn't make their ovaries tingle. This whole "settling" thing is something that oly a sepcific subset of women does IRL.
>>34745149I think we found a beardlet
>>34745616Ironically, no
>>34744899thats literally not me but go off schizo...
>>34745616There;s a guy at my work who can't grow beards at all who is always jealous of mine but I always tell him how beutiful his smile is, stroke his smooth skin, taste it and yet he still wants a beard
How the Pictish foid looks at me (a Trve Roman) after our legion raided her village and crucified her entire family (she will be my loving wife and bear me 5 sons)
Look out, Femanon, I’m gonna crash!*rides unicycle into a wall*
The leftist jew troons here have been doxxing stalking and harassing my family over mean names
