>>34745196
עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Plap
If I work out and my muscles are not hurting I did it wrong right?
>>34749172No.
Fuck you
>>34749176K
If women only like abusechads then how come firefighters have so many female simps?
>>34749175But how do I know if I did it right if it is not hurting for 2 days
Kino taste coming through.
>>34749178>For me it was easy enough, I just understood that I'm the man, so that means I set the pace and the distance of the relationship >It's the whole "men are gatekeepers of relationships" thing Vs "women are gatekeepers of sex" thingJesus Christ, this "male" is pathetic. Repeats feminist talking points. Has no identity of his own. Optimizes his path to pussy. Types like a rebbitor. Truly a sight to behold, him giving 'advice.'
>>34749187How is he wrong
>>34749183just because it hurts for 2 days doesnt mean you did it right either
>>34749189Men aren't the gatekeepers of anything, he's just coping and giving PUA advice after proclaiming that one should avoid PUA advice 'like the plague' so it's understandable why a bystander would laugh at the way he delivers his messages.
>>34749187could be that G*ry suckup from several hours ago*
>>34749195You're just projecting your own desperate neediness on other men. Just because you would be willing to immediately marry and woman who throws you a crum vof pussy on the spot does not mean other men do. In fact most don't. Your attitude is exclusive to rock bottom losers.
>>34749199A name attracts a lot of negative attention. These attentionwhores are in two minds about using it and probably measure the number of cumulative (You)s they get with and without.
>>34749200>immediately marry and woman who throws>crum vof pussyStarted typing faster, he's a bit upset now.No, I wouldn't be willing or inclined. Try again, or just talk to the other person who seemed more susceptible to your schtick.
>>34749184https://nitter.net/dyingscribe/status/2079466375764930655#m
>>34749195PUA is just social interactions in a way autist people can understand
Any PAWG femanons with us today?
>>34749195>he's just coping and giving PUA advice after proclaiming that one should avoid PUA advice 'like the plague'he's not like the other boys:^)
Women, would you ever suck a dick together with a friend?
>>34749212A lot of men aren't socially retarded and can engage in simple social interactions. Dating has different requirements and grifters like him know that, but they deliberately try to downplay certain things while overemphasizing the importance of others.Nevertheless, what you'll notice is that they're mostly sitting indoors, speaking about dating. Telling you how great dating is. Defending dating. Even here, they'll avoid engaging with women. They always target men and chat with them for hours about how amazing women are. Basically like a jerkoff buddy from /b/ but operating on a less primal level.
>>34749223no
>>34749218Nta but What other boys, fag. I've never met an incel IRL , probably because you never leave your goons caves. Anyhow, outside of internet echo chambers thats how the average sex having guy thinks and gets laid. Deal with it and learn instead of crying like a bitch
>>34749226why not?
>>34749224>chat with them for hours about how amazing women are.Nobody did that though, it was about how you get into a womans pants. And yes, in normal humans that involves liking her as a person at least to some degree. If you hate women, why do you want their company? Just hop on Grindr and find a twink if all you need is a warm hole.
>>34749229i wouldn't want to do anything sexual involving my friends, that just sounds weird to me
>>34749208Sex Nerds are so funny.
State genderHow are you becoming a cooler version of yourself this week?
he really hates incels but keeps trying to find and uncover them—he has a fascination with incels.
>>34749213It is not phat no>>34749223Gross, no
>>34749237a homosexual fascination, to be exact.
>>34749208Is autism inheritable?
What would compel a guy to choose to just finger his gf until she got off, rather than have actual sex where she'd also get off? Or at least they could've had sex THEN he could finger her like that. It would be reasonable for the gf to ask why, right?
>>34749237>>34749242Its about knowing that no matter how bad I feel about myself, I always know theres people infinitely more pathetic than I will ever be.
>>34749208This makes me feel weirdIs it okay to want to plap her?
Need.
>>34749187>Jesus Christ, this "male" is pathetic. Repeats feminist talking points. Has no identity of his own. Optimizes his path to pussy. Types like a rebbitor. Truly a sight to behold, him giving 'adviceThat was my post in the previous general. I'm not surprised to see that you're running to other people for validation like you're appealing for witnesses. You could have just directly contested your grievance with me but nah you need to run for support. And I'm the plebbitor?
Women claim to want to marry for love and then do this
>>34749249>/atoga/ is his comfort zone, he returns again and again for the men of the general and for the men of the world
>>34749251A heroin addict?
>>34749247It's hot to spoil a girl.
>>34749247I'd like to see her squirm and feel good just because. We could have sex later.
>>34749247Wjhat would compel a woman to stuff a mans dick down her throat until he comes and then goes on with his day? At least they could have sex and THEN she could suck his dick like that.Same reason
>>34749251Lickable tummy.
>>34749195>Men aren't the gatekeepers of anything Yes we are. Because that's your life that you are inviting the woman into. If you have a layered life with responsibilities and valued prospects, you would know that your life has value, that you have value, and committing to sex or a relationship with a woman is a choice that carries weight. You are supposed to be the gatekeeper of the relationship because if you don't you will get walked over by any girl you are dumb enough to fall for. It's called having standards and if you say "Men aren't the gatekeepers of anything" all you are saying is "I have nothing of value to protect or maintain". That isn't a feminist talking point. If I was some retarded male feminist I would tell you that men don't gatekeep anything and thus have no inherent value. But you are doing that sort of thinking all fine by yourself.
>Women hate having to take the traditional male role in a relationshipLmao
>>34749268
>>34749268I don't really get these guys who are shameless enough to be in a relationship while being a bum, must be nice I guess.
>>34749267>meaning that woman's main value is her sex valueKek
>>34749184This looks just like one of my coworkers if she bleached her skin
>>34749276>shameless enough to be in a relationship while being a bumYeah golddiggers who are shameless enough to be "tradwives" or leech off their men are not a problem though, huh Conservacucks are unironically more misandrist than hardcore feminists. At elast those view men as fundemantally having dicks, whereas conservacucks see men as castrated drudges who exist only to serve her ladyship.
State GenderWhich race is the hardest to spot autism in?Which race is easiest to spot autism in?
Okay, I'm going to embark on a hardcore arms program and get the last inch to have 18 inch biceps over the next 8 weeks. Then finally maybe a woman will like me.
>>34749281MHardest:Asians Easiest:Blacks
>>34749281MSome sort of swede or other Nordic is probably hard to spot the autism in, they all talk funny and are a little weird by default.Blacks are the easiest, it’s not even a contest.
>>34749247As a guy.1. She's no longer attractive to him.2. Too much work. See 1.3. Dick isn't playing ball. See 1.4. Just not feeling it. See 1.Basically all summarised as apathy towards the gf.
>>34749286>Blacks are the easiest, it’s not even a contest.Lol exactly. The biggest tell is they talk like a white person
Chat, did the zoomer problem exist for thousands of years?
>>34749268My sister married a guy she met in law school and basically he does all the cooking and cleaning meanwhile she's begging him to just let quit her job and I guess he can just pay both of their student loans off at the same time
>>34749289Socratese isn't complaining that the children literally can't even read. Zoomers are worse.
>>34749289Yes, nothing new under the sun. It's a cyclical thing. The best thing to do is just ignore them and let them rot, they made their bed so they sleep in it (typically alone). Unless they outwardly ask for insight then give it to them.
>>34749292I suspect that in his time there were far more illiterate people, both adults and children.
>>34749289Unc needs to stop talking and cool it with the sex crimes. Corrupting the youth means touching kids.
It's 2 and 4 for me
>>34749289>Unc not complaining about people being younger than him for five minutes challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
Chat, ever tried goodthoughtmaxxing?
>>34749268Fuck it, let's make these the new gender roles
>>34749297I'd fuck all of them, but if I had to pick... maybe 2
>>347492971-3 4-5 depends a bit on the woman but can look really hot if its just her natural body tpye Ultimately it doesn't really matter that much. 6 is too fat though. Thats a nope
>>34749289What about the boomer problem?
>>34749299I try, until any minor setback confirms every negative thought I have.
>>34749297also 5 going on her tiptoes to be less of a womanlet is cute
>>34749268>the problem with the second guy is he couldn't get a jobLmao modern women are such a meme
>>34749305They die.
>>347492974,2,6,5,1,3
Was gonna ask my crush out today but then looked in the mirror and felt uglier than usual today. I don't see a point in living
>>347492971 2 3
>>34749313>>34749299
>>34749289No, the zoomers are a brand new situation never before seen in human historyYou are under surveilance 24/7, not through the goverment, but through social media.Anything you do out of the ordinary will be recorded and uploaded, all failures are exposed, archived and forever available to be seen by anyone in the worldyou are always compared to billions of others.the internet might actually be the nail that kicks us into extinction eventually
>>34749313Ask your crush out. If you don't see the point then it means you have nothing to lose anyway so shoot your shot.
>>34749297Anything but 4 and 6.
>>347492971 and 3
>>34749313
>>34749292Socrates thought reading was gay.
>>34749289And then their civilisation collapsed.
>>34749297I can't figure out if I'm a 1 or a 3.
>>34749325You're a 10 anon
>>34749297>boobs not visibleLAME
>>34749323the true Andrew Tate of Antiquity
>>34749297M1 5 3 are my preferred type
>>34749328How can one who pretends to be straight be so gay?
>>34749299Not to look better but sometimes because I feel like it's better for your health lol. Saying "I bet he has to poop" instead of raging at someone who was being a dick and tailgating you when you're already going 8 over is always funny.
>>347492975 looks like a fucking 12 year oldJesus
>>34749331Boobs are the white man's preference
>>34749299Oh great, you can go from being a creep to everyone's favorite pet.
Crazy
>>34749334Ignoring 6 perfectly fine asses because you can't see boobs is plebeian taste.
Why do men say I love you so fast?
>>34749341Because if we don't, she'll find someone else who does.
>>34749341Looks are weighted more
>>34749321
>>34749341being too emotionally retarded to separate superficial infatuation from actual love.And decades of romanceslop brainwashing making them believe that this is what women want.
>>34749341They think that's what we want to hear. Or it's the limerence talking, they don't actually but they won't figure that out until they've been dating me for 6 months.
>>34749341A guy can tell if he wants to spend the rest of his life with a woman very fast.but yeah its a big mistake. The only right time to tell her you love her is AFTER she says it to you firstbefore that, keep them on rotation
I find it hard to believe there are zero PAWGs in this thread
>>34749345
>>34749254The ones who married for love don't do this.
>>34749351My ass has never been smaller in my adult life than it is rn. My genetics are the only thing that save it. Like at least it's cute butt shaped and not a weird rectangle.
>>34749264do men rlly get off like that too? hmmmm :3 <3
>>34749358Wait women get off when they suck dick Fingering a gf is more about having fun with getting her off and spoiling her for the sake of itself. And because it keeps her motor running even if you don't have sex immediately
>>34749341>Why do men say I love you so fast?Desperation OrLubricating your vanity so you fuck himThe rule of thumb is to drop anyone who says "I love you" before the month is up. Man or woman, because it's always either a personality disordered type or someone who is just using you to escape loneliness, not actually about the connection with you
>>34749356You can be reBUILT
>>34749356Is it shapely or compact? That's good enough.
>>34749362NtaWell no it doesn't get the job done but it does inspire me to use his leg as something to rub on.
>>34749367This is the goal but I keep failing at eating enough. I'm not even hitting maintenance calories I feel like I must have some nutritional deficiencies at this point.>>34749368Yes?
>>34749369Does rubbing against something really feel that good?
>>34749375Do you think people rub clits just for shits and giggles? Not trying to be a dick that's just a very silly question.
>>34749254>Women claim to want to marry for love and then do thisRemember that hypergamous women aren't competing or trading for men, it's about comparing themselves to other women. It's a woman's version of trying to get swole to mog same sex competition except for women it's not about muscles it's about social status. For vapid, shallow, average to low intellect women, their primary goal for marriage seeking is the status, not the man or the love he offers. I say let them continue, women who do that end up in the 51% divorcee bracket and then their image is crippled after that. Fuck 'em.
>>34749377Every single question itt is either silly, obvious or retarded. I don't know why you're singling me out when it was just to make conversation.
I'm sad :(
>>34749358It's much harder for men to cum handsfree just from mental than it is for women (for which it's already not easy), however in the right position it's certainly possible for a man to masturbate both himself and the woman.
>>34749384Google "Stoicism"
>>34749384If you expect that to change by being here, I'm sorry for you.
>>34749172Your muscles should feel exhausted or "pumped" during or after your workout. Soreness and lactic acid buildup usually takes several hours, usually into the next day. If you aren't sore tomorrow, you're not going hard enough.>>34749223>Women, would you ever suck a dick together with a friend?Yeah, I have.>>34749234>How are you becoming a cooler version of yourself this week?FI have decided to start lifting heavy again. Someone else told me their PR and it motivated me to start trying to break my own while I still can.>>34749281F>Which race is the hardest to spot autism in?Asians, especially with how social Asians can be and how they sometimes have the physical indicators by default. Same goes for Indians.>Which race is easiest to spot autism in?When it's severe, usually black people, but because of "economic factors" it can be a number of issues that cause poor socialization and early education that can be misconstrued as autism.>>34749297NAM, but 2 and 3>>34749341>Why do men say I love you so fast?They think being possessive of someone is love, or that someone treating them with thoughtfulness and kindness is being loved.
>>34749388when I'm sad I like making myself feel worse
>>34749382>why you're singling me outI'm responding to a (you) not singling you out. If your feelings get hurt that easily it might be in your best interests to not use 4chan?
>>34749393Understandable, but not healthy. Give yourself some time and space and try to engage with something that actually makes you feel better.
I gotta say it's nice to talk with a normal girl for once that's not a bpdemon or covered in self harm scars or tries to feminize me.life is good again
>>34749379You're assuming low status men don't offer the same love.Wft?
>>34749394I meant singling me out about the question, not replying. I think it was pretty obvious when I mentioned directly after talking about the questions.And yes random anon, you of all people managed to hurt my feelings here. Surely it's not a delusional symptom of your self perceived importance.
>>34749398Isn't it true though?
about to go record (irl) a youtube video
>>34749398Quote me where I said that lower status men cannot offer the same love.
>>34749403please make a JOI
>>34749403Post it here
>>34749403Is it for an assignment?
>>34749400>singling me out about the question You are the only one who asked it >when I mentioned directly afterWhen you mentioned what? Stop being so insecure and get over it before it was just a silly question now I've got the ick.
>>34749406NOPE>>34749407no i can't, it's too crinzhe, just nerds stuff and whateveris someone finds my video they can get a reward
>>34749400>She hurt my feelings because she saw through my thirsty question about wanting to know how she feels when she runs her itty bitty clitty
>>34749410no its for fun, and resume fodder
>>34749318Nta and then what, dumbass
>>34749417>Give me instructions manuals for life What do you mean "and then what"? What the fuck do you think happens next it's either a yes or a no
>>34749413JOI for my good goy
>>34749413>is someone finds my video they can get a rewardI think I'll be able to find it.
>>34749412To be fair femanon you were openly and directly talking about how you please yourself to that anon it's no wonder he got the wrong signal.
>>34749425It was a pretty short and to the point answer. Not my fault he's perpetually gripping his dick.
My special girl
>>34749430Doesn't matter, if you're a girl and you directly talk to men about your pussy and what you do with it that will always be the expectation you indirectly put out. For example if you were to say that sort of thing to a girl's boyfriend, you'd find yourself up shit creek pretty fast
>>34749261Spoiling me would be actually fucking me.
>>3474942070 IQ ape, I mean if he has nothing to lose and no point in living tf is he gonna do with a yes, lead her on to use her for pussy?
>>34749433What does any of this have to do with the situation at hand? He was butthurt by his own feelings and needed to get over it.
>>34749412>You are the only one who asked itJust like many people ask retarded questions, and I'm sure you don't go questioning them every single time.>When you mentioned what? Stop being so insecure and get over it before it was just a silly question.I'll make it simpler I guess. I talked about many of the questions of the thread being equally silly, then asked about you singling me out. By using arcane methods, we can infer that the singling out part was related to the fact that many questions are equally silly.> now I've got the ick.Is this the famous "I don't like you so I'm going to try to hurt you by saying I wouldn't fuck you" thing that so many women do? I hope you make a swift recovery anon.
>>34749441How many of those silly questions do you think were direct responses to posts I made? The thing upsetting you is your own oversensitivity.
>>34749414It's amazing how you were able to perceive how emotionally invested I was in asking a random question to a person I don't know anything about just to try to keep a conversation. Maybe those abilities come from white knighting? Or maybe it's just you projecting, I don't know, I'm not going to get to your level.
massaging femanons boobs while i kiss her neck after a long day at the office (she is the breadwinner and I am her stay at home house husband)
Suicide isn't the cowards way out. If anything it's the opposite. You need galactic balls to override your direct fear of death and blow your brains out.
>>34749439>>34749444You seem convinced that I'm emotionally upset or hurt because a random anon that I'll never see in my entire life questioned me. I guess I'll have to make it simpler, even if you're still going to try and weaponize it. I'm not butthurt about your reply, I don't care that a random anon called me out. I just didn't understand why for you my question was more silly than others. Just ask yourself why when someone questions you, your first reaction is picture him as a butthurt gooner.
>>34749447>long day at the office>house husbandYou have designed a nightmare.
>>34749447Everything in your post but the neck kisses sounds like a nightmare.
>>34749458I thought we were past the point of thinking that everybody you don't like is the same fucking person. I don't know who the fuck you're talking about, if I had a wife I'd know.
>>34749451Your question came with a (you) for me I really don't understand what you're not getting.I came to the thread, answered a couple questions, then you asked a stupid one. From my perspective you're insecure with an inflated ego and are refusing to let this go because you feel disrespected or some dumb bullshit. Your question was dumb, let it go.
I was good at itI liked it
>>34749438You are reading too much at face value, don't call anyone 70 IQ>>34749439>What does this have to do with the situation at hand?When you talk about your pussy to a guy, you get follow up questions about your pussy. Because men like pussy.>>34749445It's amazing how you were able to perceive how emotionally invested I wasYeah because you made that easy when you wrote>You hurt my feelingsBut yknow what fuck it, both of you are clearly autistic as fuck and I won't bother mediating then. You're on your own I was calling her out on your behalf lol
>>34749460And form my perspective you don't get that the point is why my question is supposed to be more silly or stupid than the ones that get asked here daily, but I guess after three replies spelling it out it wasn't clear enough. From my perspective you're someone who thinks that they affect others more than they really do, so they picture them as insecure or feeling personally offended or disrespected to justify herself. If my question was so dumb and you are so sure about it, you're free to stop replying.
>>34749466>Yeah because you made that easy when you wrote>You hurt my feelingsHoly shit do I have to type /s like we're fucking redditors or what? You won't say that the " Surely it's not a delusional symptom of your self perceived importance." made it confusing.
>>34749456>>34749453dont yuck my yum nigga
>>34749469If that was sarcasm that was the dumbest use of it I've read. Sorry bud, anyway fuck it and forget it. How's your day been?
>>34749466I'm not knocking a follow up question. I was pointing out that the answer to the question was so obvious that it didn't need to be asked. Fumbled attempt at trying to get me to talk about masturbating. Oh no.>>34749468The only problem here is you getting offended after being called silly. What's the big deal? It was a dumb question. You even admit that so you're arguing about nothing. You're essentially asking me why I didn't read the whole thread and point out every dumb question instead of starting where it was at when I got here and responding to (you)s. It doesn't make any sense?
>>34749449Calling suicide selfish because of how it affects those around you is ironically one of the most selfish things you can say.
>>34749456Why?
>>34749475Yeah you were already talking about masturbation all your own anyway lmao. I give up. I'm NTA I'm the knucklehead trying to get you two autistic retards to kiss and make up. Hey I got a good idea make me a common enemy. Losers, fucking geeks, absolute dorks. I bet you hump your math books, loser.And you >>34749469I bet you paint Warhammer figurines like a fucking dweeb. How's the Real time strategy game campaign going, loser?
>>34749341How soon was it this time?
>>34749478True. Most people wouldn't say that kind of thing to someone who has terminal cancer but refuses treatment but they would say it to someone who wants to hang themselves.>>34749482>all your ownWas responding to a question that didn't have such an obvious answer. I should just come back in a few hours you guys are insufferable.
>>34749472So agreeing with her assessment in the same quote I say her self importance is deluded didn't make it clear enough that I didn't agree with her? WhateverMy day's been fine, despite some believing that I'm emotionally invested in a discussion with a random string of letters on a screen. How about you? >>34749475>The only problem here is you getting offended after being called sillyI think that after three or four times saying that I'm not offended or saying that you point out every single question, just questioning why my question was particularly silly, you'd have understood it if you were actually reading. Instead you double down on me feeling offended or something. The only thing that doesn't make sense is why you keep trying to portray me as offended. Is it really the only way to feel justified, or that you have a point?
>>34749490>or saying that you point out every single questionOhhh you can't read. No wonder.
>>34749482>I bet you paint Warhammer figurines like a fucking dweeb. How's the Real time strategy game campaign going, loser?Could you, for your own sake, stop acting like the average butthurt woman who tries to poke at at man's insecurities? It's sad. Next you'll say my dick is small, or that I don't fuck?
>>34749466Your walls of text betray your indifference
>>34749481I don't like having my tits played with, and I wouldn't want to be the sole provider for the household.
>>34749491>>34749475>You're essentially asking me why I didn't read the whole thread and point out every dumb questionNow are you going to act like you yourself didn't say it? I know you are the point when you ignore most of the reply and try to grasp at anything to not look bad, but this is just brazen.
How do I ask out my crush? Theres no way I can think of that isn't awkward and weirdAlso I'm prepared for a no, but I genuinely do not know what I'd do if she said yes
>>34749297All of them except 5 and 6. 5 and 6 are not healthy and not attractive.
>>34749471I didn't give you permission to use that word.
>>34749496What you took from what I said was the exact opposite of what I said. How am I supposed to acknowledge silly questions I didn't read s m h
Women help me understand some anatomy stuff. When you get your period does the blood just fall out of you, or can you hold it in like if you had to pee?
>>34749502>i'm going to x place and want you to join meGo alone anyway if she doesn't want to go with you. Pick somewhere you would like to be on your own too.
>>34749490>My day's been fine, despite some believing that I'm emotionally invested in a discussion with a random string of letters on a screen. How about you?Not bad just sweating like a pig in a mosque, hot as balls today. Saw a moid and a foid having a disagreement over a convo about rubbing vaginas and I wanted to involve myself to kill time while I'm on the toilet, irritable bowel syndrome is a bitch.>>34749492>Could you, for your own sake, stop acting like the average butthurt woman who tries to poke at at man's insecurities? It's sad. Next you'll say my dick is small, or that I don't fuck?I was being satirical. That's why I prefaced what I said with "I got a good idea, make me your common enemy" so I decided to LARP as chad/Stacy.
>>34749506you cant hold it in
>>34749289children these days are literal addicts. That's the difference of this era, and it's really bad. We hope they'll figure it out, we really do because there's no easy way out. I hope the older generations understands and supports instead of keeping up this "addicts are lazy scum" mentality. They need help.
>>34749505You aren't, I'm talking about my question, I've been doing it the whole time. Like when I mentioned "I was just questioning why my question was more silly than others", several times.Your words are literally "You're essentially asking me why I didn't read the whole thread and point out every dumb question". I wasn't. If that's not what you intended to say, it's your problem.
>>34749513What if you were upside down?
>>34749506There's no sphincter to hold it in.
>>34749447Anon, women want a high status male. They will do mentally deranged make-up and other deception shit because they think that will make a rich guy marry them (it won't).
>>347492974 & 5
>>34749504i used it anyway
>>34749511Heat is awful. Where do you live? Europe? America? I hope your bathroom escapade goes well anyway.>I was being satirical.I kneel to the master baiter.
>>34749447>massaging femanons boobs while i kiss her neck after a long day at the office (she is the breadwinner and I am her stay at home house husband)Nice one. Other people are going to hate you for that but I know a guy who is the house husband and his busy wife fucks his brains out every time she comes home after a stressful day at work
>>34749509Ok and then what? What if she doesn't assume it's a date then gets mad at me?
>>34749520You're very upsetting with your racism.
>>34749521Yeah it's shit and thanks I hope it goes well for me too, I'm Yurop. >I kneel to the master baiter Kek thanks. I always wanted to paint one of those Warhammer things that's why I brought it up
>>34749506Just falls out. Clenching actually makes it come out faster.>>34749515>more silly than othersWhat you are asking me is "why are you calling out the question you read for being silly and not any of the questions you didn't read?" You're being stupid.
>>34749526I have a friend who paints warhammer, he says it's fun and not that hard. I wouldn't know where to keep all the paintings and shit.
>>34749516yeah it wouldnt come out if im upside down.if ive been lying down like in bed or whatever, it doesnt come out, but then it all comes out when i get out of bed and stand up. just gravity ig
>>34749523In that case just say that you want her to go on a date with you. Does she like you?
>>34749254So what you're saying is there is an oversupply of cannon fodder moids.
>>34749527No, my question is "why is my question more silly than others". I didn't ask you to point out or compare every other question, because that would be retarded. If you don't get it at this point, I'm going to assume you're either trolling, unable to accept that you're fighting a strawman or getting some sort of satisfaction out of this. As for me, I'm going to have dinner and speak with people who don't make up what I say.
Women: How would you feel if you learned that when the man was a tiny boy, he once thought that girls had no vaginas, because he saw between a Barbie doll's legs to check and it was just nothingness? And how would you feel if that same boy deduced that women must obviously pee out of their buttholes since they have no dick?
>>34749517Then why the babby don't fall out before it's done cooking?
>>34749542Because their stomachs get large enough to develop it's own gravitational orbit, dumbass
>>34749254I mean that's all true probably, but my synthetic wife is 29yo Rebecca Hall and that's also probably unrealistic and could be used to say that men have unrealistic expectations.Real life is not the internet or how people rate pictures of people no matter how much ragebaiters and dating apps want you to believe it is.
MenDo you normally bring up sexual topics and jokes with other men?I ask because whenever I hang out with other guys, they often have no problem bringing up sexual topics or making jokes like "oh dude I fucked these prostitutes in Thailand, oh dude I walked by this house and there was a women undressing I saw her boobs, oh I saw this bitch with a fat ass today I wanted to fuck her" and shit like that. Now as a man, this just feels icky and gross to me. Are other men really comfortable talking sexually with their male friends?Also are women the same?
>>34749542The cervix isn't a true sphincter, but it's more than tight enough of a muscle group to autonomically retain a fetus.
>>34749532>Does she like you?Idk, that's why I wanna ask
>>34749539lol when i was a kid i didnt understand what "wet dream" meant and i thought that boys were just peeing themselves in their sleep
>>34749247>What would compel a guy to choose to just finger his gf until she got offMost women come more easily from clitoral stimulation than from penetration.
>>34749549>Do you normally bring up sexual topics and jokes with other men?Honestly nah. I don't hang out with fucking losers like that. If we ever bring up sex, it's slight innuendo and it's tasteful.
>>34749539I'd think that's silly and normal. Many men seem to be extremely uneducated on women's health and bodies even into adulthood, which would be when it becomes leas acceptable to be that dumb.
>>34749553Guys want to do everything the easy way.
>>34749553I was saying that piv would've been even better in this scenario, but he chose to specifically ask to use his fingers instead.
>lol when i was a kid i didnt understand what "wet dream" meant and i thought that boys were just peeing themselves in their sleepLmao it certainly can feel like it, you wake up with the same alarm as if you had wet the bed
>>34749537>than others>didn't ask you to compare I don't think I need to add anything here. You're hopeless. >>34749542Liquid much smaller than baby head. Hole only gets bigger when hormones tell it to.>>34749539Sounds pretty normal honestly.
>>34749556Okay but what if the boy, who once having learned the esoteric mystic truth that girls indeed have vaginas, he instantly assumed it was just a circular hole that was where their belly button should be because he heard babies come from women's bellies and put two and two together?
>>34749539Freud talked about his a lot. I plan on listening to his books in audio form soon.
Moids, can you just wear a condom and piss into it and gradually fill it and then toss it in the trash?
>>34749549MNever but I'm not a good example because im a loser that browses 4chan and doesnt get laid
>>34749560I’ve never had a wet dream where I woke up covered in semen. I did have a sex dream once, when I was a pubescent child. We were underneath a circus tent with a crowd watching us as we crawled into bed. I’m still fairly certain that woman I dreamt will be my future wife.
>>34749566Okay that one I've never actually heard, but I see the line of childish logic. Honestly, any silly hypotheses are understandable until he was actually educated.
>>34749559G-spot is easier to get at with fingers too. I use my hands when I'm focused on her pleasure rather than mine.
>>34749570Never tried that, but why wouldn't one be able to do this?
>>34749518i dont care what women want though
>>34749570I just pee in bottles
>>34749576I don't either
>>34749570I can't say I've ever tried, but I think there would be considerable risk of spillage, especially when trying to tie the knot.
>>34749573>Okay that one I've never actually heard, but I see the line of childish logic. Honestly, any silly hypotheses are understandable until he was actually educated.Okay okay last one I swearNow the boy is curious about women and their bodies because they are so different. At night he sneaks downstairs to turn on the TV to watch the adult channels that air after midnight. He sees boobies for the first time and he feels great concern. He thinks those poor women have injuries "why do they have bumps on their chest?" "Did they get stung by bees?" and he assumed boobs were some type of ailment?
>>34749574Okay, that's fine. But what if, in the scenario, she expressed and interest in actual sex, she definitely gets off harder from actual sex, but the bf still said he wanted to finger her? I'm asking for possible reasons he'd choose that then.
>>34749581That seems cartoonish.
>>34749581NTAJesus anon, was your mom flat or something?
>>34749570I've never worn a condomWhat is it like
>>34749583I swear to God that's a true story, my true story that's how I met boobs for the first time >>34749585I don't pay attention to my mom's tits I am not fatherless
>>34749570I've done this. The problem is that the back pressure equalizes to the pressure you can exert on your bladder and the pee stops coming out before you're done peeing (and if you squeeze the condom it goes back in which feels really weird)
>>34749570Not a man. I wonder if the pressure in the condom would get high enough to stop his stream, I assume so. Weird to think about.Like what PSI do men piss at.
The whole "wine makes you horny" thing is bullshitI'm on my 2nd bottle and I have no urge
>>34749587>I don't pay attention to my mom's tits I am not fatherlessDid you just grow up in a place where none of the women had noticeable breasts at all? Breasts are still visible even with clothes on.
>>34749590>2nd bottle It only works if you're not an alcoholic
>>34749590You're supposed to give a woman a glass or two to take away her anxiety and get her ready.
She's like a Spirograph of branches that dance in the breeze
>>34749589I used to be able to pee in an arc about as high as the top of my head, when I was an early teen. It must've been very high. I cant do that anymore sadly
>>34749589>What PSI do men piss atStrong enough to blast dried poop off of the inside of the toilet bowl. If you ever lived with a man and over night the poop stains from the toilet disappeared by itself, it was the magical piss fairy that did it, aka the man's dick.
>>34749482>trying to get you two autistic retards to kiss and make upYou aren't their dad, tf?
>>34749590What sort of drunk you are matters a lot. I get horny from drinking, but only when it's hard liquor. A slow buildup to being tipsy just makes me never shut up.
>>34749591>Did you just grow up in a place where none of the women had noticeable breasts at all? Breasts are still visible even with clothes on.I did see the boobs with the clothes but when I was a kid I thought that was just fashion and it was stuffing. Because women had those blouses with the puffy shoulders I thought the puffy chest was the same thing.When I also saw full frontal on that TV I saw a big hairy triangle and I thought it was a special type of women's underwear or something and I thought it made no sense because clearly it must be itchy
>>34749596That's got to be stronger than what I can do.>>34749597I can do that too I just can't aim as well.>>34749588Aha! Not her but thank you for sharing this makes sense. I hope you didn't get some sort of infection from it going back in. I feel like I'd get a UTI immediately if that happened to me.
>>34749591This guy's trolling dont botherIts like the poop scoop greentext Hus made up story will just get more and more outlandish
>>34749590Shakespeare knew this.>Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery. It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
>>34749593Wine is so easy to drink, easier than beer, if I didnt intentionally ration it out I could easily drink a bottle a night
>>34749604I'm not trolling, I actually have vivid recollection of my childhood and the things I felt or thought during those years. Are you telling me you can't remember being a kid?
>>34749590I'm actually curious, do people EVER have sex WITHOUT alcohol?
>>34749582>she definitely gets off harder from actual sexHe probably didn't believe that. I wouldn't. But like I said, it's a difference in emphasis: fucking is about *mutual* pleasure, fingering is about focusing on *her* pleasure. Sometimes that's just what you want to do.
Women, how common is it for women to enjoy drinking your mans piss? Would you be into it?I'll freely admit that I acquired this inclination through porn, but what put the final nail in the coffin was meeting a girl IRL who was into it. Its not a major fetish or something I couldn't live without , but it is very hot.
>>34749611>I'm actually curious, do people EVER have sex WITHOUT alcohol?Yes. I've never had sex with alcohol that's just sad as fuck to have drunk sex.
>>34749609NtaNo
>>34749611Yeah? I’ve been sober the majority of the times I’ve had sex
>>34749611>do people EVER have sex WITHOUT alcohol?(NTA) Er, yeah. If they want to be able to actually get an erection, for example.
>>34749613I have a piss fetish and find piss drinking gross, so make of that what you will.
>>34749608Can't relate, wine gives me terrible heartburn and I don't like beer. You drinking red or white? I think I prefer red even though it hurts me more. You? >>34749611The vast majority of times I've had sex I've been sober, or just high.
>>34749613Rare, and no.
>>34749609I remember thinking a power plant was a kind of plant that grows in the ground that we get power from, but I never thought women had barbie doll anatomy or stuffed their bras or whateverI honestly cant remember my early childhood as well as men much older than me, and it worries me. My 60 year old boss recollected a time he was on his father's shoulders watching a firework show. And I can't remember doing anything like that. And I didn't have an absent father or anything. Hell there's probably pictures of the exact scenario with me an my dad. But I cant remember that. Maybe I have some kind of early onset cognitive decline. I'm 22. I blame the internent
>>34749617>NoHow? When did your consciousness actually begin then? My first memories go back as far as 2 years old but just tiny flickers of it. Fuller memories picking up by age 5, then age 8 I got plenty of memories, after 13 I can remember lots. This is not the same for you?
>>34749613Only on his birthday and if he's over hydrated
Femanons, are you evil enough to cause a recovering addict to relapse?
>>34749621Some cheap chianti
>>34749609Nta>can't rememberNot like that. I have brief flashes of things that happened but my thoughts during them are lost to me for just about anything that wasn't traumatic.
>>34749626I also need to piss constantly and in large amounts if I put alcohol or any other kind of drug into my body. Which lead to the whole piss drinking thing in the first place
>>34749624>I remember thinking a power plant was a kind of plant that grows in the ground that we get power fromThat's really cool. Much better than me thinking girls shot piss from their butts.>Maybe I have some kind of early onset cognitive decline. I'm 22. I blame the internetI hope not. Because it would mean zoomers got it bad and even their childhood memories are lost to digital noise. That's tragic
>>34749627I've only ever met one actual MGTOW guy irl. And literally all he did was complain that women try and use pussy to control him. It was really sad and pathetic.Get a hobby. Talk about the hobby and have everyone's eyes glaze over like the rest of us do.
>>34749628Nice.No liver and fava beans?
>>34749632I'm a guy and even I hate MGTOW, they're just feminists but with cocks. They think like low accountability landwhales. They blame pussy for the addiction but they can't understand pussy is attached to a sentient human lmao. Actual men's issues groups are really good though, men's fire circles are great, or tool related workshops that are open to young men who want to grow into masculinity via picking up skills and learning how to do DIY better. Then at the end of the night sit by a campfire and sing the blues over a beer about what sort of personal obstacles we face
>>34749612I guess I shouldn't complain if that's the most likely mentality.
>>34749155I liked this episode
>>34749625I don't remember anything before the age of 14
>>34749643Well fuck I don't know what that means but do you think that's common? I've seen others say they can't remember childhood before and I don't get it. What causes it?
>>34749549>Do you normally bring up sexual topics and jokes with other men?No, but all my friends do
>>34749590You're overdosing.
>>34749643how is this possible?
>>34749627>blaming food for making them fat instead of their poor impulse control
>>34749640I had to stop watching when they changed the voice actor.
>>34749638Mgtow is seething 40 yo divorced dads though. They're not particulary important.
>>34749646I don't think so. Everyone I know can recall their childhood. >>34749650I don't know what causes it
bangs are a crime against humanity don't cover you cute forehead
>>34749638Positive men's spaces don't exist anymore because they've been poisoned by shitty men.
>>34749643You must be repressing something.
>>34749646NtaDepression.Actually I also know a kid who got a traumatic brain injury and didn't remember anything before high school.
>>34749613You know if you bypass the tongue you can pee straight into the stomach. No tasting, but need a strong ability to deepthroat and hold your breath....
>>34749652Why should you have impulse control as a man? Pussy is good. That said, pussy with truly addictive qualities is always attached to very specific women.It can also be very mid and downright boring in other cases.
>>34749663While thats even hotter I think its even harder to find a woman who is into it lolAlso I can't pee with a hard dick.
>>34749663NTA. The men ITT tried to justify that as a way to swallow cum during a bj without having to taste it, and I'm equally skeptical about what you're saying as I was about what they said.
>>34749666weak
>>34749640Same, this storyline was cute. Making Jerry and Beth an actual loving couple is one of the better things about the new seasons.>>34749653That's fair. Rick sounds ok but Morty is awful
>>34749658My fivehead requires coverage>>34749664>Why should an adult human being have impulse control This isn't a real question>>34749663Kegstand on his dick?
>>34749656>Mgtow is seething 40 yo divorced dads though. They're not particulary importantHow the fuck did they breed? Which woman was retarded enough to look at that and think "yes please inseminate my egg"?>>34749659Nah they exist. Just avoid the nu-male feminised ones, the ones who act as if women are watching them when they speak or they pussy whip other men for being blunt those are shit. But avoid blatant whiny incel ones as well and you can find a nice middle
>>34749658fuck you
>>34749670fiveheads are cute thoughbeit
>>34749674NTA but is there a scientific reason why females larger foreheads are attractive? I thought I was the only man who thought that too
>>34749672she gets away with it
Hello, my sweet summer peaches
>>34749674You're entitled to your personal opinion but I have to look at my face too.
>>34749671>How the fuck did they breed? Which woman was retarded enough to look at that and think "yes please inseminate my egg"?What are you retarded? They became mgtow because their wife divorced them.
>>34749671Because women are retarded
>>34749680When my mind is working, the words torture and rape come up a lot
>>34749682>What are you retarded? They became mgtow because their wife divorced them.I'm calling bullshit on that. Their wives divorced them because of their shit personality. That doesn't just happen overnight it builds up over resentment. Did you think divorces just happen as a cute surprise or something?
>>34749636Just long pig haha
>>34749677>NTA but is there a scientific reason why females larger foreheads are attractive?yeah, Alizee has a fivehead so like the rising tide, she lifts others up with her
>>34749667Cum has a viscosity variable that is less predictable to get a feel for because moids all can be different sploogers.It is true to a degree though. To definitely not taste it and try to wash it down, you should have a punch or dark soda drink(coke, pepsi, root beer) immediately after to overload on other flavors to help mask any potential burp.
I like taking pictures of my face and saving them and looking at them from time to time to remind myself how ugly I am and why I don't go out or talk to people
>>34749677they are kissable >>34749681as long as you're comfortable I guess
>>34749688I don't know who that is but I'll believe it. One thing I've learned about women is they always seem to hate the niche features about themselves we men enjoy. What's that about?
>>34749627>Femanons, are you evil enough to cause a recovering addict to relapse?No, but anyone dumb enough to think that's what's MGTOW is about deserves everything he gets.
>>34749692I did that and now I don't think I'm ugly what the fuck
>>34749677Because it makes them think of kids, see >>34749688
>>34749685>Did you think divorces just happen as a cute surprise or something?No, when a woman files for divorce it's for totally legit reasons.You dumb idiot.
>>34749694because other women bully them (because deep down they are intimidated)
>>34749698I looked that woman up, she is 41.
>>34749702Yeah now dumbass. She was under 18 in that webm. Are you retarded
>>34749702yes and?
>>34749686I wonder if I would taste worse because I'm a smoker and my diet is mostly sugar and carbs but I'm low bodyfat because I low-key starve myself.
>>34749670No, no standing, unless it's for standing sex.
Gender. In as many contexts as you wish, what do you identify as?
Men. A genie grant you a wish>You can fuck any and every girl that you wantBut>For it to happen you must reach into the pants of their fathers and give one stroke on their penis>The father now has to watch as you fuck their daughter, the whole time
>>34749691I'm gonna fucking puke. I wish I could delete "sploogers" and the idea of cum burps from my brain.
Women, why are your giggles so intoxicatingly, frustratingly hot?And (You) know what you're doing, don't you?
>>34749706>I wonder if I would taste worse because I'm a smokerChrist, yes.
>>34749694Because when you start glazing someone about their insecurity it comes off as performative. Since men are hotdogs it isn't a stretch >Nooo I love xyz feature haha please fuck meDoesn't matter what your true intentions areIt's also in the same vein as women who say things like>Nooo tons of women like short guys :)
>>34749703Are you sure? If she was under 18 that means the video was 23 or more years ago. Does that look like a 2000 - 2003 quality video to you?
>>34749708MChud
>>34749716… you serious right now anon?
>>34749709There seem to be some remarkably perverted genies out there.
>>34749716Dawg. It's a professional production.
>>34749703she's 24 in that webm
>>34749711Idk, but I get what you mean. Listening back to my own voice when I've posted it ITT makes me worry that I just always sound that flirty, especially my laughs.
>>34749710You love that we corrupt you, you silly sloot. You're certainly getting braver for even asking.
>>34749719...yes? Before you answer, were you born before 9/11?
>>34749726Yes, I was. That looks like it could have been filmed between 1999 and 2002.
>>34749722Proof
>>34749725I'm reverse corrupting all of you, actually. And I've always been brave enough to ask cum questions, but somehow the burp thing is a new and terrible concern.
>>34749721>Professional production Holy shit I am not going to take a lecture about video quality circa 2000 - 2003 from zoomers today. You niggas weren't even alive then to know the differences>>34749722Thank you, jesus. I knew the anon saying she was under 18 was smoking a glass dick
Start hoarding gasoline.
I was never smart enough to go to college. Women is this an ick?
ANYWAY my point is that fiveheads are cute
Does smokers cum taste worse?
>>34749620What is your fetish for then? Do you like to let him piss on your body?
Men, would you rather allow a super hot girl>To touch your bare balls onceOr >You touch her bare breasts onceNo further interaction will ever happen
>>34749726I looked it up, and it was filmed in 2001.She’s 17 and singing a song called Moi… Lolita that she released the year prior, when she was 16.
>>34749732Most of the videos people post of her are when she's under. She even had a song about it Anyways my point still stands that it's a neotenous feature
>>34749723>makes me worryI'm not sure I believe that. You collectively seem to enjoy abilities.
>>34749739apparently it tastes smokey
>>34749742Neither. Go away, leave me alone. No sexual contact without a romantic relationship.
>>34749728>1999 and 2002Then you must have been one of the richest kids on the block with HD resolution TVs that had only started to roll out en mass by the mid 2000s. No one was watching HD shit in '99 cmon now
Hanging out in this thread has somehow made women seem more human and approachble to me. I like it!
>>34749716I wish I didn’t have to interact with anyone born in the 2000s on the internet.
>>34749697I'm like this but with my beard.Sometimes I feel like a rough and tough sexy mountaineer and want to keep itOther times I feel like a crazy hobo Then I do shave and I hate my face too
>>34749716It's easily verifiable as being from 2002I found it in 2 seconds
>>34749750Obviously it would have looked differently on a real TV at the time, in 480i, but if you can’t tell immediately that a video that looks like that was originally filmed in the late 90s or early 2000s, I doubt you were very old or even alive back then.
>>34749745Your point is destroyed the minute I find an adult woman with a fivehead. Do you really want to say large foreheads are linked to infancy aesthetic? That's crazy.
>>34749741I like watching men piss, that's it.
>>34749742Breast because I can always touch my own balls
>>34749739Yes, after a while you practically have nicotine in your blood too so all fluids will be bad.
>>34749750Bruh. The camera quality can be better than your tv picture quality. A high quality video looks like shit on a low quality screen.
Is it normal to get sad over being single sometimes? I do love my life and I am aware that I am very fortunate. I have many good things. I have options but have not met a good fit yet. But sometimes I get so bummed. I’m the only single one in my family out of 5 siblings. Sometimes it’s hard not to feel a little sad when I’m with all of them. I also worry my standards are too high? I have a really good career and I am in really good shape and I have a house and I can cook / clean I have a dog and a big ass garden and I love plants and instruments and I have worked really hard for the life I have. So I’m at a point where I want someone who can meet me with those qualities. But like maybe that’s wrong and I should just be open minded. T. 30m
>>34749746I like to know how I come across, but you guys' reactions plus listening back to myself makes me feel like I must often come across differently from how I meant to.
>>34749739I didn't notice anything but then again his breath didn't bother me either
>>34749750>HD resolution TVs that had only started to roll out en mass by the mid 2000sThis also isn’t true. HDTVs were available in the mid 2000s but weren’t actually in the majority of homes until the late 2000s. Rich people were the only ones buying them when television was still in standard definition.
>>34749754>I found it in 2 seconds Very good, good job I will give you a special sticker for doing the big search. >>34749757I was outside mostly at that time but no, I couldn't tell because the resolution was so fucking high you could see every thread and weave of her clothing. You never got that clarity on TVs back then. Also I'm most likely older than you are.
>>34749742What kind of touch? How long can it last?
>Gender>Is this a beard or a bush?
>>34749677I like women with smaller foreheads. Theyre more rugged. Like post apocalyptic cavewoman gf
>>34749708>what do you identify as?BisexualHomoromanticFemaleThat bitchAutistic>>34749711>why are your giggles so intoxicatingly, frustratingly hot?I've been told my chuckles are seductive because they're raspy.>>34749739>Does smokers cum taste worse?Yes, my ex was a smoker and his cum tasted like ash. I'm not kidding.
>>34749759Literally yeah dude. It's always been that way
>>34749769>HDTVs were available in the mid 2000s but weren’t actually in the majority of homes until the late 2000s.That's what I said. Rolling out = appearing in people's homes ubiquitously.
>>34749772Just a quick fondle up, no pain involved
>>34749771>Also I'm most likely older than you are.And much dumber. “Mostly outside at that time,” lol.
>>34749764Have you tried not being a faggot
>>34749777Chicks with raspy voices are hot in general
>>34749774It's a happy trail
>>34749759NtaI don't think it's so crazy. Men are most attracted to women that either look like children or men.
>>34749774The most relatable image I've seen on the internet
>>34749776you like men
>>34749778>Literally yeah dude. It's always been that wayIs this one of those moments were women who don't have the popular physical feature that's being gobbled up by the males throw a fit and claim it's pedophilic or something? You are not going to tell me a forehead of all things is pedophilic. Are you kidding me?
>>34749769NtaMy parents only got a 720p TV in 2010-11Before that we had some "flat" screen jvc crt
Would you rather be gay or a pedophile?
>>34749780I'd go with her touching me then, As long as I can masturbate shortly after.
>>34749791I live in a country where homosexuality is legal so gay. And even if I lived in a place where it wasn't, still gay.
>>34749786>I don't think it's so crazy. Men are most attracted to women that either look like children or men.??? What sort of kiddy fiddlers are you girls dating the fuck
>>34749790Yeah, I knew a lot of people that waited until the 2010s to get an HDTV. I don’t think anybody really “needed” one until your family got one tbqh.
>>34749789I'm not a woman, large foreheads and heads in general have always been a neotenous feature, idk how else to explain it to you when it's just a matter of fact
>>34749788I like womenBig foreheads, dysgenic. Overly educated posh weakling. Low hairline,l = strong, give good sons. Slap her upside the head having sex, no real damage. Big forehead girl, bruise easily. Need to take pills for health. No dice. Long time no see. lookee there. Ping ping
>>34749781>And much dumber. “Mostly outside at that time,” lol.Yeah mostly outside, were you one of those weird latch key kids with no friends that just stared at a TV all day?
>thinking there are girls here
>>34749802Nope, I was also playing outside a lot and hanging out with my neighbors.
>>34749742Can I ask her if she has a preference?
>>34749797I think it was the 2009 analog broadcast shutdown that made most people convert
>>34749791There's nothing wrong with being gay.To be a pedophile you have to worship men tho so I get why you're confused.
Lads and ladiesAt what point would you consider any flirtatious jokes between your partner and their friends more than just banter or outright disrespectful? Is it a frequency and/or intensity thing? What other context is important to you?
>>34749807Yup, it was.
>>34749806No, this is about you!>Mr. Peoplepleaser
>>34749795I think you're just unobservant?I'm not saying men consciously choose women that either have neotenous features or more androgenous and sharp features with a very adult woman shaped body. Just that most of em are naturally drawn to either extreme not somewhere in the middle.
>>34749798>large foreheads and heads in general have always been a neotenous feature, idk how else to explain it to you when it's just a matter of factHead in general now? Alright make sure to decapitate yourself lest you turn on a pedophile. Lmao "foreheads are pedophilic". This world is neurotic as shit
>>34749803>the gayest male that needs to give chat a big kiss from his bussy
>>34749814Large heads you dumbass. Large heads. Are you doing this on purpose
I like fiveheads because they’re very smoochable. That’s about as deep as it goes for me.
>>34749791I can be both simply by loving Nora
>>34749813No you're just reading too much weird quack shit and you need to stop adopting neurotic fantasies of bored middle aged hucksters and the literature they write or something. Common sense should tell you that foreheads have nothing to do with identifying a child.
>>34749742I’d rather fondle her boobs and tweak her nipples.
>>34749809If you're questioning whether it's ok or not then it's not acceptable behavior. >>34749823Have you ever looked at a toddler? Babies have gigantic foreheads.
>>34749810Yeah. Before then any old POS ever made would pick up stations. So if watching TV wasn't the center of your life, why bother getting a new one. I distinctly remember my grandparents had a zenith chromacolor. Probably from the early 70s. They used it until the analog shutdown then then just put the new flat screen on top of it lol. They may still have it for all I know
>>34749789yes it's jealous women and pick me males
>>34749811Fine. Give me the boobs
>>34749791they are literally the same thing
>>34749789>>34749831NTAWhat is it with men thinking that no man has ever bullied a woman for her body and it's only female bullying that causes female body insecurities? Because it's total bullshit.
Women, would you chose to live in a world where>Your boobs are almost flat>They only become your current size, when you are turned on, unless you have circulation problems.
>>34749828>Have you ever looked at a toddler? Babies have gigantic foreheadsSome do, some don't and I have kids and I take my kids to kindergarten and I know from experience that you're smoking out of a crack pipe with this theory. Did Freud put you up to this? Or was it that Gandhi looking fuck Jung?
>>34749809I would have to know and trust them for longer than 2 years to not just laugh and exclude myself from the conversation due to a differing of opinions on relationships.
The best thing I can do for my life at the moment is end it
>>34749739>Does smokers cum taste worse?Literally nauseating.
>>34749835I'm already flat.
>>34749834If I bully a female it's for the things she has done, not for how she looks. I know well enough not to stab at a woman's vanity since it's the psychological equivelant of kicking a man in the balls, it's overkill
>>34749840Do dabs also make it taste bad?
>>34749838Or you could fix your problems
>>34749841In this world, men won’t know, until your breasts become erect.
>>34749842>I I I me I I
>>34749831>Woman with fivehead complains about men finding it attractive>jealousOf what? I don't like it when a guy focuses/fetishizes a part of me I'm insecure about. I feel really weird when they're into my stomach too. I understand that they like it but drawing attention to it makes me feel less sexy not more he's shooting himself in the foot if the goal is having sex with me.
>>34749840What about alcohol
>>34749842Well I'm here to tell you that most men aren't like you and it's not hard to find men scrutinizing women for their appearance all the time. Just because you personally don't do it doesn't mean men in general don't and it's only "muh female bullies" causing female body insecurities.
>>34749828That's a hard ask for me because my boundaries are malformed from my upbringing and past relationship history. For example, I had to learn that texting a friend of any gender late into the night isn't always threat. >>34749837So you would need a firmer foundation before that would be considerable for you, then?
>>34749845They're not fixable
>>34749835That would be really inconvenient as someone who needs a bra.
Does me not making out with random chicks at the bar cause female body insecurities Nothing against her im just a pussy
>>34749850Yeah but those aren't men though are they they're usually teenage boys who don't no know better. If a grown man is doing that it means he has some mental deficiency or something. Besides it's not like women don't stab at men's soft parts either. How many times have we seen women twist the knife at a man's loneliness or his insecurity over his own potency?
>>34749835I don’t care
I've been with mily girlfriend for 7 months. I love everything about her except 1 thing that makes me really uncomfortable. She has an annoying, neurotic, aggressive dog and encourages it to kiss her face, sit on the furniture, and sleep with her. She's completely in love with me, and I am with her, but It makes me so uncomfortable seeing her kiss this thing and then watching it lick its asshole.She'll kiss stranger's dogs too, and I can't stand it. I've stayed quiet about it all this time because I was lonely and desperate to hang onto her, but as marriage becomes the obvious next step, I'm starting to realize I can't live this way for the rest of my life.How do I bring this up to her at this point, and is it worth it to try and set a boundary of dogs not licking her face. I just can't turn my brain off to how disgusting that is.
Femanons, would you let your bf/husband record audio of you two having sex? Only for masturbation purposes.
>>34749859I fucking hate dogs so much
>>34749835>>>/ic/7992086
>>34749852>because my boundaries are malformed from my upbringing and past relationship historyI think this might be above my pay grade anon. If it were me I'd ask 3 different therapists lol.
>>34749859Stage a burglary with your friends to steal the dog
>>34749791Picrel>>34749793Funnily enough, they're usually mutually exclusive. Every country that bans homosexuality is full of pedophiles.
>>34749848NTA but that's low self esteem and you should get that checked out. If make attention is making you feel low it's going to fuck your time at enjoying a fulfilling relationship to a man just saying. Because one of the worst types of women to be with is the one where you pay her a compliment that you genuinely mean about a feature you genuinely feel attracted to only for her to throw self pity or self deprecation. Makes a man not wanna compliment her at all at that point
>>34749859>is it worth it to try and set a boundary of dogs not licking her face.I doubt it. She'll say it's your problem, not hers (and she's right).
>>34749852Yeah, I abandoned my previous set of friends because they started acting like I was the butt of jokes and sooo weird for daring to not agree with monogamy.
>>34749857>Yeah but those aren't men though are they they're usually teenage boys who don't no know better.These threads are filled with posts by men whining about women they find unattractive, you're just in denial.>Besides it's not like women don't stab at men's soft parts either. How many times have we seen women twist the knife at a man's loneliness or his insecurity over his own potency?Whataboutism. Did I ever say that women don't say mean things to men?
>>34749859If you really can't get over it it sounds like an impassable incompatibility to me. You know she's still going to let dogs lick her face when you're not there to see it even if that conversation does go well.If anything I'd suggest asking her to wash her face before she kisses you. You're not stopping a behavior she wants to do you're asking for an accommodation that makes you more comfortable with it.
>>34749809I don't, really. Both my partner and I are flirty by nature and know which boundaries not to cross. Like if we know someone is taking it seriously, it's our own responsibility not to feed into that and give them the wrong notion.
>>34749853You guys always say that. Hell, I've probably said that.
WHY DOES COFFEE MAKE ME JITTER NOW. FUCK. IF I CAN'T ENJOY COFFEE ANYMORE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF.
>>34749863That's why I'm asking if you have any outlines as to what would make it acceptable or not for (You) as an individual? Is it black and white, or what nuances matter?>>34749868That's too bad, I'm sorry to hear it, anon. Live and let live, I say, so long as you weren't trying to poach anyone's partner.
I wish I could be drunk 247 but then I couldn't work or drive very well
>>34749868Lmao
>>34749866>Because one of the worst types of women to be with is the one where you pay her a compliment that you genuinely mean about a feature you genuinely feel attracted to only for her to throw self pity or self deprecation.I hate that shit. Makes me feel like I have to constantly walk on eggshells.I don’t get why women like that even want any attention from me at all to begin with.
>>34749860Ya.
>>34749341MIn my experience that’s a woman problem but I reckon that might have more to do with my taste in women
>>34749268Wanna bet they're in New York?>>34749297Easy 3 for me, but 5 is good too.>>34749549I don't, but "locker room talk" is a thing that some people do.
>>34749872No threesomes?
>>34749872So where's the delineation between taking it more seriously or not? How do you tell? That sounds very reasonable to me, but it's just a little vague.
>>34749873How are you supposed to fix a permanent problem
Men who don't carry purses, how the fuck do you manage to leave the house for more than an hour? I mean, even the bare minimum I need at all times won't fit in a pocket.>phone>wallet>car keys>water bottle>tissues>allergy meds>sunglasses>breath mintsAnd for longer trips of a few hours or more>jacket>hat>food>toothpaste>toothbrush>nail clippers>Swiss army knife>floss>phone charger>lotion>insect repellent>sunscreen>pens>business cards>notebook>first aid kit etc. etc.
>>34749866It doesn't make feel "bad" I just don't like the attention on that specific part. A single compliment is whatever but especially with the stomach thing they're weird about it. It's more akin to them having a foot fetish and me not being into it imo. Like how about we focus on my sexual characteristics since we're about to have sex, ykwim.
>>34749859>She'll kiss stranger's dogs too,Ok no, that's like eating cigarette butts off the street. Also she's going to get bit in the face because her autistic ass isn't going to stop from a reactive and or actually threatening dog.
>>34749549Nah, I’ve never really been into that. I can indulge a little locker room talk but never share much about my own sex life or ask many questions about other men’s sex lives.
>>34749708M.I don't identify as much, not a huge fan of nouns.>>34749709Are they... okay with it? Or am I just gonna get killed after? And can I still get girls the old fashioned way? And am I given any tools to find the fathers? Also, what happens if a man has more than one daughter?...Asking for a friend.>>34749742Number 2, obviously.
>>34749860Sure? I don't send nudes or anything, because you never know, but I don't care if there's audio of me moaning out there.
>>34749883You have to vibe it out If you can't you're fucked
>>34749875It's not black and white at all. To the point that I don't think I can adequately explain it.
>>34749885Most of those items are completely unneccessary
>>34749869>These threads are filled with posts by men whining about women they find unattractive, you're just in denial.No I see men whining about when they find attractive but cannot have due to being autismus maximus 90% of the time. I also don't count what's said here as substantial at any rate, since we're anonymous. If someone is getting hurt over anonymous posts that's weak. I am talking about actual interactions where you're in real life in person or at the very least it's social media where identities are involved. >WhataboutismNo you didn't say that. I'm not considering you as a factor of this discussion, this isn't a debate or a competition, just discussion so put down the fallacy logic textbook lol
I love dense women.Not fat.Not stupid (but I do also love stupid women)But women who are physically dense. Women that you can grab and feel. This doesn’t necessarily mean they are built strong but more that they have substance to their touch.
>>34749884What's the problem?
>>34749882No>>34749883You can tell when someone's flirting is banter and when it's an actual advance.
>>34749885>No open carry assault rifle Look at this pansy
>>34749894>No I see men whining about when they find attractive but cannot have due to being autismus maximus 90% of the time. I also don't count what's said here as substantial at any rate, since we're anonymous. If someone is getting hurt over anonymous posts that's weak. I am talking about actual interactions where you're in real life in person or at the very least it's social media where identities are involved.I only used these threads as an example, but I can already tell you're steeped in your delusions so whatever.
>>34749885I rarely need more than my phone, wallet, keys and inhaler when I’m out of the house. If I wear a jacket, I might carry a notebook, a lighter, some pens and some mints with me.
>>34749885Are youmoid or foid
>>34749868Consider leaving atoga too. You're the butt of the joke here too. I am actually too disgusted by you to engage with you typically.
>>34749885Not a man Most men carry >phone>wallet>car keys And have large pockets. If there's more shit it's in a backpack in the car.
>>34749809M. If you have to ask if something is okay, then it isn't.
>>34749878>I hate that shit. Makes me feel like I have to constantly walk on eggshells.I don’t get why women like that even want any attention from me at all to begin with.Fucking oath. Also kills my appetite for sex in an instant and then the woman will go online to ask about why BF isn't initiating anymore. Its because it's miserable to have sex with a dark cloud of misery
>>34749862Me in robot.>>34749875No they were practically throwing themselves at me as what I believe is an insult. Being flirty and trying to take me out for fake dates and saying they wanted to cheat on their partners openly to me. I was over it real quick.
>>34749890Honestly, women moaning is the best sound in existence.
>>34749885>Go outside for a few hours>Needs to bring toothbrush and toothpasteWhat?
This sounds like a fake reddit post
>>34749905>p-p-p-p-please l-l-l-l-l-leaveNo
>>34749899>I only used these threads as an example, but I can already tell you're steeped in your delusions so whatever.So go and find the examples and quote them and green text them and link scenarios where someone was bullying a girl for their physical appearance. And while you're at go identify their gender too since your claim men do it. Good luck and have fun trying to sniff out people's genitals over the "anonymous" handle, lol fucking hell
>>34749846I like that men know what I'm like just by looking at me. I don't want them to hope there's more when I'm just me.
>>34749848anon these are the kinds of things we don't say irl obviously when I talk to a girl I don't tell her it's because I like her forehead
>>34749912Probably in case she gets rizzed up, lol
>>34749860As long as he doesn't make me listen to it lol
>>34749918>kinds of things we don't say irlWould you inform the others that those are supposed to be inside thoughts then please? Getting real sick of the "tummy" shit. I'm underweight even like what is this.
>>34749916>trying to sniff out people's genitals over the "anonymous" handleIt's actually not too hard
>>34749886>Like how about we focus on my sexual characteristics since we're about to have sex, ykwim.You might be surprised but men find women's non genital body parts to be arousing. That's not a fetish, a fetish means you cannot get aroused unless that non sexual body part is present or focused on. When men enjoy a woman's thighs, legs, her stomach, her back etc it's because those body parts are sensual and they do trigger the precipitation of arousal. They're called "erogenous zones"If you're dating men who just slap titties around and penetrate you're having bad sex
>>34749881It's funny how 90% of bad romance stories seem to be in BrooklynLike everyone women there is somehow a victim of being taken advantage of by some lazy lib guy
>>34749920Sometimes I forget most people don't like hearing their own voice
>>34749885My EDC is>phone>work phone>keys>Swiss army knife>wallet>cards that don't fit in my walletAnd all of that fits in my pockets. I have specific bags for specific things if I need more than that - work computer in my work bag, D&D character in my D&D bag, dance shoes and breath mints and oral care and water bottle in my dance bag, etc.Most of your things are hyperspecific like that.>water bottleI can go an hour without water, and I have water at my desk at work and home.>tissuesHave some at desks.>allergy medsDon't use.>sunglassesIn the car, but I normally forget them>breath mintsIn the car and my dance bag>jacket/hatI'm either wearing them or they're on the rack.>foodI don't need to eat 24/7 and if I do I might bring a snack or buy food somewhere.>nail clippersThese are a once-a-week thing at most, and even when I do clip my nails I usually just bite them.>phone chargerMy phones can usually go about two days without a charge, I just plan.>lotion, insect repellent, sunscreenSituational so they stay at home unless I expect to need them but can't put them on at home.>business cardsI've almost never given out a business card. I have hundreds of them.
>>34749742Give me the booba
>>34749916>Throws a temper tantrumYeah, that's about the response I expected from you.
>>34749929you guys realize it's a joke right.
>>34749927I’m moving there soon and wonder if me not being like that is gonna make me look more appealing or if women are just gonna assume I’m some granola goober transplant
>>34749933>Temper tantrumYeah that's right I'm throwing my phone on the floor and stamping on it right now. I'm so mad my face is neutral and blank right now. You talk like someone who spends too much time online
>>34749938Well idk if you can get a gf not being super leftistAlthough hating jews will probably go a long way
>>34749937I honestly didn’t because I know a couple of women like that
>>34749861indian energy.
>>34749939You talk like someone who’s very angry at words on a screen
>>34749944>How dare you not be disgusted by an animal that licks its own shit One of us is Indian and it's not me
>>34749925Again I'm not complaining about a compliment here or there or running their hands over the body part I'm specifically talking about a weird focus on just that part for a weird amount of time. Like foreheads all you want just don't make it weird. >>34749928I sound so much more annoying than I think I do it's jarring to be confronted with it lmao. I don't care much about listening to myself talk but the involuntary noises are something I'm only meant to hear in the moment lol.
>>34749941There are normal women living there who aren’t obsessed with identity politics, surely?
>>34749890because it feels more anonymous?
>>34749949Dogs are (white) man's best friend. You can go to hell if you don't love dogs.
Should the guy touch the clit during intercourse or let her do it?
>>34749946I'm so very angry, my pulse is racing I'm red in the face and I'm absolutely racked with grief, I am going to punch dry wall and listen to slipknot while I do it. Being disagreeable ≠ being angry anon. I know being a stoic people pleaser is your bread and butter but it doesn't mean anything south of that = anger
>>34749791>Would you rather be gay or a pedophile?What kind of deranged question is this? Gay, obviously. Being a paedophile is like being an incel, only about a hundred times worse. You have to deal with the knowledge that you will never be able to have sex with someone you're actually attracted to for your entire life. (Incels, at least, have the option of hookers). Any porn that might turn you on is illegal, for very good reasons. And the percentage of the population who think you should be killed is much higher.
>>34749956Lol so angry, make a real friend
>>34749957The guy can do it, just be gentle.
>>34749860No
>>34749956You're basically a horse girl. Same level of mental disability.
>>34749958Can you make your posts a little longer please I'm not convinced you aren't angry yet
>>34749958I don’t know why you’re so in denial about someone flipping your bitch switch anon. Happens to all of us
>>34749950The weird focus means they find it nice to touch or something. Anyway it's your body so just tell them to stop or something idk.
>>34749957>Should the guy touch the clit during intercourse or let her do it?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_alignment_technique
>>34749966Obviously I can tell them to stop. But they are slightly less appealing to me sexually for having done it so I'd prefer they just not do it in the first place.
>>34749964Is long posting a sign of anger to you? Wait a minute I think I know what's going on you got 'tism don't you?>>34749965I swear on a stack of Masonic bibles I'm not angry, I always type like this to anyone for anything. Either I'm dealing with Americans right now or this is next level autism of being misinterpreted.Let me check something did you guys think I was serious about punching dry wall? Hello hello autism check 1 2 3
>>34749967I didn’t realize this had a name lol. I try to do that and tilt upwards a little while thrusting so I can get the g-spot as well
>>34749914I'm pretty sure it is a fake reddit post somewhere. How can someone that's read the manifesto not understand that doing nothing against the capital system means that you're enabling it still.
>>34749967Wait that's not just missionary
>>34749972>I'm not angry>*Wall of text about how much he doesn't care*Not beating the allegations broski
>>34749950What if it was just the plap sound?
>>34749972>Let me check something did you guys think I was serious about punching dry wall?No, obviously. This is a very strange and totally not angry spergout you’re having.
>>34749957It's more intimate if >he does.
>>34749970>Obviously I can tell them to stop. But they are slightly less appealing to me sexually for having done it so I'd prefer they just not do it in the first placeYeah try and work on that. Because that means men who do much as touch you are losing your attraction without them even knowing it. That's gonna fuck with your relationships
Isn’t it crazy how two people who speak different flavors of broken English can have a full conversation but when you try to speak to either of them you can’t follow
>>34749978How is he going to isolate just the plap sounds I figured he was just recording it on his phone.
>>34749982I don't think they understand each other either I think they're just saying shit
>>34749855>As someone who need a braYou wouldn’t need one anymore
>>34749975>Wait that's not just missionaryNo, it isn't.
>>34749976>Not beating the allegations broskiAlright so find me an anger lawyer so I can defend myself in the court of anger or something >>34749979And if I'm smiling in real life right now as I type this what does that suggest Dr. Anon?
>>34749970Don't you not even want a relationship in the first place
>>34749982Which one one the three people is the moron in this scenario?
>>34749990>And if I'm smiling in real life right now as I type this what does that suggest Dr. Anon?That you enjoy being adversarial and unpleasant on the internet.
>>34749990Lame line gimme another
>>34749981>Fuck with your relationships Not really. If tummy worship is his thing I don't want him not to do it I just don't want him to do it to ME. Some other woman might love it. I'd rather be with someone who is compatible with me sexually because that's how they are, not because they're repressing a bunch of shit. I don't want to peg a guy either. Is what it is.
>>34749985Sticking your face in a pillow doesn't work?
>>34749987I would every time I got aroused.>>34749992No not really but the opinions from before when I did aren't less accurate because of that.>>34750000You have soundproof pillows? Link?
>>34749996>That you enjoy being adversarial and unpleasant on the internet.Absolutely I do, no anger required. Give me the prescription, then what pills you got for me boss?>>34749997>Lame line gimme another Another lame line? Check what's between your legs or something
>clinically tested IQ>92Do I just jump
hi
>>34750006I feel like I should make a joke but I just feel bad. That's rough buddy.
>>34749889>Are they ok with itYes, you magically gain the consent of everyone involved once you stroke the dad’s penis>You can no longer gets girls the old fashion way, but you can get more than you ever had>Am I given any tools to find the fatherYou’ll have to ask around or stalk trough social network>What if the man has more than one daughterOne stroke per daughter it is, but if you do multiple stroke at once, the daughtwrs must be involved at the same time. Unless you give the father another stroke after you had sex with his daughter. In that case you can fuck another if his daughter separetly.
>>34749937No, I'm honestly curious how purselesses survive life.>>34749904foid, so no purse shame, thankfully.
>>34750006Don't worry about it.
>>34749917Now you know how men feel about their penis size.
>>34750008Hi
>>34750006Don't worry, there's people in the 130IQ flipping burgers and can't get their dicks wet, you're chilling
>>34750005A little better try again
>>34750005>Give me the prescription, then what pills you got for me boss?Tymtustapostin XR, 69mg
>doggystyle is the best positionGenderAgree or disagree?
>>34750020F. No, prone is best.
>>34750020F. Disagree.
>>34750006My clinically tested IQ was high and I'm a fucking useless moron. IQ means absolutely nothing unless you want to make IQ testing your career.
Is this true?
>>34750002Well then manage your thoughts in public, otherwise you’ll be seen as a pervert.
>>34750018>A little better try againSorry no can do you're all out of inches>>34750019Alright thanks doc, I'll go spike someone's drink with these
>>34750022>position that is the most submissive and the least amount of work for the woman
>>34750025The bitch looks like tweety bird from looney tunes wearing a wig I would not count her opinions as valid for that reason alone
>>34750020MDisagree. Missionary is the best because I can hold her, kiss her, suck on her tits, look her in the eyes, watch her suck on my fingers, kiss her neck, talk directly into her ear, etc.Being ridden while I’m sitting up and fucking her while we both lie on our sides are my next favorites. Doggystyle is probably in fourth place
>>34750020FAgree
>>34749912How else do you keep from getting bad breath after you eat out, if you still have to talk to people afterwards?
It’s time
>>34749974>the manifesto>thedamn, they really are a cult
>>34750020MHard disagree. I'm breaking bro code right here and now: If a man exclusively wants to do doggy, it's guy code for "I dont actually love her"
>>34750026You realize how inconvenient this would be from a clothing perspective right. Boobless me is an xs and boobed me is a small. It just doesn't work. You can tuck a boner into a waistband I have to go disrobe my whole top half to put on a bra and by the time I get it on I wouldn't need it any more. It's stupid.
>>34750037For vagueposting?
>wheel of fortune grandma excitedly talking about her grandkids>seacrest: "I have no idea I have plants."Is he an incel? What happened to him for him to be 51 and unmarried?
>>34750025How would I know what this thot's friends are doing?
>>34750043Now this might sound crazy but I suspect Ryan Seacrest might be a homosexual man
>>34750040A man exclusively wanting to be on the bottom is also a sign of this. Doesn't want to put in the effort just wants to close his eyes and be masturbated by her body.
>>34750025https://youtu.be/5eBT6OSr1TI
>>34750040>>34750049MAgreed.
>>34750006My clinical IQ is 140 and I'm a 35 year old jobless virgin
>>34750037For what?
>>34750042Yes!
>>34750020What's the best position for 5 inch microdicks?
I have no idea what my IQ is. I took an online test when I was seven and got 120.
>>34750049Close. I would say such a man loves her, but it's not man and woman love more like he wants a mommy type of love. IIIIIICKKKNo but seriously women haven't found out but if the man wants doggy constantly it's because he finds her face to kill his erection & he don't love her. That's just stone cold facts
>>34750048I think he needs his own lil 'the bachelor' series plugged to the brim with big tiddy milfs.
>>34749929>>jacket/hat>I'm either wearing them or they're on the rack.What do you do if you get to a place and after ten minutes you find out it's colder/hotter than you expected? >>nail clippers>These are a once-a-week thing at most, and even when I do clip my nails I usually just bite them.What do you do if your nail breaks/chips unexpectedly? If you just leave it uncut, the sharp edge might snag on something and you'll get half your nail ripped off.
Lol I can't believe 'they' have convinced (supposedly) white men that dogs are bad.Yet another step towards normalizing not owning enough space to live a real life in.No, no, no, no. it's not that you don't have the space to own a dog... you don't even LIKE dogs.It's really that easy, huh?
>>34750062Your schizophrenia CANNOT go unchecked for any longer. Seek help.
>>34750052Yeah I learned this the hard way.>>34750059Nah. My ex would do this when he was mad at me but didn't want to talk about it like an adult. And then once we broke up he was still coming over for sex occasionally but the last 3 times before he tried to ghost me he was dead fishing it. Still initiated just wanted me to do all the work.
>>34750036Nobody cares that much. You brush your teeth in the morning (if you're being good) and in the evening.(You) have an obsessive compulsion.
>>34750041>Tucking your boner in a waste bandAbsolutely not, my penis stand at a 90° angle from my body I cant just bend it in any direction that would be painful and I risk damaging it!Just manage your thoughts and don’t be a pervert, that’s what we expect from 14yo boys. Also just wear a small shirt instead of an XS
>>34750062Damn you are fucking seething
>>34750067The fuck is wrong with your penis?
>>34750036Also,>gong outside for a few hours>needs to eatDo you have low blood sugar?
>>34750065Dead fishing as a man… can’t even imagine that
>>34750062Dogs were bred for tasks. We kept them to alarm the homestead of intrusive species like wolves or foxes, we used them to hunt small game or we used them to track objects or animals. Dogs have since lost their purpose and they're just oversized living teddy bears for adults that can't grow up. "Awe the heccin doggo got his forever home!""Furbaby! Fluffy boyo!"":'( heccin boyo went to rainbow bridge RIP dicks out for Mr. Snuffles"
>>34750073That's what I get for falling in love with a man who told me he had bpd. Played myself.
>>34750074I hope you actually believe this shit. You’re a funny guy.
>>34750075Oof. I can’t say I wouldn’t have made the same mistake in your shoes, though. I don’t like to boil people down to their diagnoses, admittedly to a fault.
>>34750072Is it not normal to get hungry every 2-3 hours?
>>34749922do they really say that to you irl?
>>34750077I try to give benefit of the doubt but next time someone tells me "I'm practically guaranteed to quickly and drastically change my mind about how I feel about you after just a few months" but with less word, I'm going to listen.
>>34750070I realise I made it sound like it bent a 90° but its standing straight and perpendicular from my body.
>>34750082Haha, yeah. Same.
>>34750077Nah with BPD you need to boil them down to their diagnoses, it's a disorder that explicitly uses relationships as fuel for sabotage. If someone has that shit don't date them. Don't hate them, but don't date them, because it makes their disorder worse anyway. Has a 90% remission rate tho. Once they're all patched up at the local quack's office they can get a stable life after but not before
Men, are your penis standing parallel or perpandicular from your bodies?
>>34749268lmaobased as fuck
>>34750086Oh, I know now. I’ve dated a woman who had it before. She didn’t get diagnosed until after we broke up.I at least know what the behavior looks like.
>>34750080Multiple guys. They always call it a "tummy". My theory is that it's an impregnation fetish thing.>>34750083And it doesn't lay on your stomach comfortably so you say, so what the fuck is wrong with it they all do that?
>>34750079No. And even if it was, it's good to be a little hungry before meals.
>>34750088It has a gentle upward curve.
>>34750079Not usually. Could be a thyroid issue or something metabolic.
>>34750079Nta but I do
Since when does atoga hate dogs?
>>34750097That's not a group consensus
>>34750072Not her but I bring at least 200 calories with me when I'm going to be out for a few hours.
>>34750097I don't hate dogs I just hate the Disney girls and manchildren who talk at dogs as if they're gonna reply back to them. "Awerr heccin boyo such a good boy huhh?? Who so clever???">"Yes thanks, I owe my intelligence to my illustrious education."Fucking get a grip people
>>34750088Am I sitting or standing or lying down
>>34750103Do you have autism?
>>34750105Standing
>>34750103You're retarded if you think communication is only speaking words.
>>34750106Do you have autism?
>>34750092>My theory is that it's an impregnation fetish thing.Dumb theory. A little gut on a girl can look good, depending on her build. >so what the fuck is wrong with it Nta but its most likely just a personal quirk. The penis is held up by a bunch of ligaments that normally pull it upwards towards the stomach. But theres also ligaments that stabilize it downwards - an erect dick is stabilized much like atent pole, with "lines" pulling in all directions to keep it straight. If he happens to have a downward pull that is equal and not lesser than the usually stronger upward pull, his penis will be 90 degrees not matter how his position.
>>34750102Are you guy Americans?
>>34750109No.
>>34750107Straight out or perhaps sagging down a little depending on how hard I am
>>34750108>You're retarded if you think communication is only speaking wordsSo why are you speaking words at a dog for then? A furby toy can talk back at you if you're after having an emotional furbaby to talk to. The dog should be out on field and given tasks, not at home licking your feet while you watch netflix
>>34750103jesus christ
>>34750103What are your thoughts on cats?
>34750103Can somebody remind me, is it genX, or millennials who ruined themselves by not growing out of the "I don't care about anything. Caring about stuff is gay" phase?
>>34750117Cats are still mousers and have never given up their diligence, and they are solitary and honest in their cold aloof nature, and their owners typically don't froth at the mouth about rainbow bridges for cats, so cats are still cool
>>34750115Dogs know how to match our communication with physical gestures and barks.You are brain dead if you liked the precursor AI toy.
>>34750118>Gen XHomophobia isn’t acceptable to millenials
>>34750115>So why are you speaking words at a dog for then?Dogs are intelligent enough to understand your tone of voice and the general sentiment of what you try to communicate to them in words. Even cats are, and they’re much less intelligent than dogs.Dogs are also famously able to remember specific words and what they mean. Are you an alien or something?
>>34750118That's gen X to a tee. They don't give a shit about anything and want to ruin fun.
>>34750122No they don't. That's swill you learned from HeccinDoggo.com
>>34750124>Dogs are intelligent enough to understand your tone of voice and the general sentiment of what you try to communicate to them in wordsSo if I tell a dog my general sentiment that I hate minorities will it understand and chase a black sun frisbee if I throw it?
>>34750110>Dumb theory It's confirmed with at least one of them >>34750111Yes but I'm underweight not fat. I need to refuel every few hours or I start shaking.
>>34750061>after ten minutes you find out it's colder/hotter than you expectedThug it out.
>>34750121>Cats are still mousers and have never given up their diligence,Lmfao not mine. They’re total pussies who spend most of their time lounging and look expectantly at me to deal with pests whenever they show up>and they are solitary and honest in their cold aloof nature,One of mine demands to be in the same room as me at all times.>and their owners typically don't froth at the mouth about rainbow bridges for cats, so cats are still coolMy cats are absolutely going to heaven. I agree with the Franciscans
>>34750126Am doin a heccin concern for your post.Go do an IQ test.
Anyone else dig shit out of their asshole when they wipe?
>>34750130They’d certainly be able to tell you were riled up and angry about something. That’s what I meant.
>>34750136Of course. you have to actually clean your as-Lol, no. I have a bidet like a civilized person.
>>34750115Some dogs can understand simple sentences like "mom is upstairs". they understand the concept of theft lol they're smart enough.
>>34750137Well I'm riled about about this topic and yet my dog is unconcerned he is licking his own asshole clean right now so there's that theory out the window
>GenderIf you had to pick from one of those scenario>Oral from your mom>Oral from your dad>Oral to your dad>Oral to your momWhich one and why?
>>34750136I put my thumb in my vag and push it out that way if it's really a problem.
>>34750142Fuck off back to your goon cave, keep your goon seshes to yourself
>>34750142He's ashes now, so... what happens then.
>>34750136Only when I take a shower, it put my finger around the inside of my anus and remove a little shit. But I’don’t go too far.
>>34750145WTF I’m a little jealous
>>34750147He comes back to life and either you suck his penis or he licks your clit.
>>34750149Understandably so it's been REALLY helpful a couple of times.
Women would you wear a chastity belt if your boyfriend asked you to?
>>34750152Damnit, that usually makes you stop. Maybe you need chemical castration.
>>34750153I bet! Probably could have saved three hours of my life so far if I could do that
>>34750145I am disgusted, just utterly disgusted by this comment.
>>34750092>impregnation fetishmight be the dumbest shit ive ever read..
Weird how women just have a hole
>>34750161Can’t believe I’m not allowed to have a human female fetish in the big 26
>>34750162>he can't count
>>34750162Ackshually, erm if I do my calculashions according to the studies women have, give or take, ermm 10 holes in total
>>34750166Uh not so fast pal what about pores. Bazinga
>>34750168Then we're all holes and that's why masculinity is dead
An extra hole I mean that they can just stick their fingers into
>>34750172You can't pick your nose?
>>34750171Chad ist tot
femanons is it like a thin slit or do you got a lotta arbys going on?
>>34750171Masculinity isn't cool anymore. It's too gay.
>>34750158I haven't been keeping track but I bet you're right. >>34750159You'd do it if you could. Relieve constipation and not have to touch any shit? That's a win.
>>34750177It's stuffed crust.
>>34750161One of the guys made it very clear he liked that the womb was under there some of y'all are freaky
It's weird how femanons literally just put their hands inside of themselves and don't think that's odd.
>>34750181Stuffed with lard lmfao
>>34750177You're gonna need some au jus
>>34750183Okay that’s admittedly something we should keep to ourselves lol
>>34750184Why is it not weird when I'm inserting a tampon but suddenly weird when I can't shit?
>GenderWould you rather be>A bacteria>A fungus
>>34750188good. as it should be
I kind of liked hearing from her. As much as I don't want to admit that.
>>34750192Would it matter? I don't think I'd have the sentience or perception to care either way.
>>34750186Yeah, >his fat cock. How'd you know?
>>34750190Thank you!!! Not an appropriate topic of conversation with a woman you've only had sex with 3 times.
>>34750192MA fungus. I’d get to chat with so many other fungi through the mycelial network
I really want to coom in a girl
>>34750200That’s the sort of thing I’d only say if I were pretty sure the woman in question was actually gonna have my kids
>tfw no one will ever crave mewhy even live
>>34750191It's also weird when you're inserting a tampon.
>>34750188Much better than the other option imo
>>34750208Perspective issue. It's not weird to me because I've done it a couple thousand times already.
I have had roughly 228 periods already. That's so fucked up.
>>34750214not many left, I fear
Approximately 3 years of my life so far spent leaking blood out of my cooch>>34750216Bout half of the total probably. Hopefully more than half.
>>34750154Yes, but only for playing around. They aren't practical, you can't wear them all day
>>34750177Both, it's a thin slit but then my inner labia stick out down underneath. I don't think it's very common and I hate it
>>34750224I’ve dated a woman with a pussy that looked like that. Why do you hate it?
Men, how would you feel if your gf/wife called your dick "lard"?
>>34749155State gender. How do you feel about your parents? M, I love my mom but I never liked my father. Couple years ago his heart basically stopped and he's been in a vegetative state living off a ventilator since. We decided to finally turn off the machine in a few weeks and let him go out. I feel conflicting emotions about it, like I should be sadder than I am. When other people hear about my circumstances they seem to feel so bad for me but I feel guilty or disingenuous receiving their sympathy, like I'm an imposter. It's eating away at me more than I would've expected. People around me seem to be much more the type to feel "oh my dad isn't perfect but hes still my dad so I love him" but as far back as I can remember I've never liked my father and now that I'm faced with this decision it feels very strange. How are your relationships with your parents, any of you been through something similar?
>>34750231Very turned off and confused. Insulted, maybe.
>>34750231Shut up, piggy.
Hey Femanon, catch!*throws a $5 Pizza Hut gift card at you*
>>34750228I'm just self conscious about it, I don't like how they stick out and how they're darker and not the same colour as everything else
>>34750239*it bounces off my tits because you didn't aim* hm?
>>34750239But we don’t have chain pizza joints around here *sails it across the pacific*
>>34750224Nta Wdym? Like the outer labia aren't puffy they're skinny? I've got a fat everything yoga pants are a humiliation ritual without a pantiliner.
Its mark
>>34750232MThey're fine, my mom can be a bit histrionic, and my dad is like a boomer stoic but not in an annoying macho way.
>>34750247Don't worry, I have another!*throws a Domino's card with $1.30 left on it at you*
>>34750251Oh hi Mark
>>34750243Sounds exactly like hers. I know it doesn’t help, but I liked the way it looked.She was insecure about one lip being longer than the other.
>>34750251Handsome!
>>34750232Female, I love my parents very much. I'm sorry about your dad. Relationships are complicated and it's really very normal to have feelings of ambivalence. There's no right or wrong way to feel when someone dies
>>34750255Anon stole my line. How is Mark doing in this heat? Pet Mark for me.
>>34750232My relationships with my parents are pretty good. Your situation does sound like how I felt about my grandmother's death though. She and I didn't have a great relationship and her health had been bad for years before it finally happened. I think the time between knowing the person's death is coming and it actually happening can blunt the emotional reaction we have to it, which can seem callous to an outside observer, but I don't think it means there's something wrong with you.
Men. You're home alone with your father. You hear a bang and a yell from the other room and when you investigate you find him on the floor holding his crotch. He says he thinks he stabbed himself in the taint with the fire poker on the way down. Do you hesitate if he asks you to look?
Women, my ex would say she didn't like having her body worshipped, or receiving over the top compliments. Is that something you identify with?For clarity, I'm a late bloomer. And she was the first woman I ever saw naked. So the way I looked at her likely betrayed a certain "eagerness."
>>34750251Hi Mark.Feels like I haven't seen Mark in like two years. How's it going?
>>34750232Female. My dad had an aneurysm 7 years ago and now he is completely different from old dad. Before he was very much provider, protector type but controlling. Now he is better but the filter is gone. Very brutally honest, impatient and his life seems to be revolving around food. I feel sorry for my mom. She is basically his caregiver for the rest of their lives.
>>34750265For me touching the parts a lot and with enthusiasm is fine but if you talk about them too much it gets weird.
>>34750266He's doing wellHe has a gf now kek
On a scale from 1 to 10, how bothered are men by vaginas who are somewhat darker than the rest of the body? For reference I’m asian
>>34750092oh you're just mad at people using a word on the internet?
>>34750250I don't know if skinny is the right word but yeah, basically
>>34750265Yeah, she was bullied and has shame for the way she looks and doesn't want to process if she can trust her self image with you because other moids were manipulative and probably hurt her too.
>>34750272I've never seen one that wasn't darker
>>34750273>on the internetNo lol
>>34750232MI have pretty good relationships with my parents, but I unfortunately see them as friends first and parents second. I love them, but they were asleep at the wheel while I was a kid and severely neglected me emotionally. They had a messy divorce and spent my childhood getting over it. I resented my dad for a long time because his second wife abused all of us, but we’ve made amends.God willing, I won’t lose any of my parents for another couple of decades. I don’t think you’re wrong to feel the way that you do, and I don’t think that the people around you will think any less of you for how you’re handling this situation. I’m sure some even understand quite well how you feel.
>>34750266
>>34750272Girl mine is mauve and only getting darker with age even if they did care they'd never say anything purple pussy is better than no pussy.
>>34750272I've never seen one.
>>347502720. Not a turnoff at all. I like the way it looks.
>>34750276I have, but the darker one (an Asian one, even) didn’t look any weirder.
>>34750281You match my dick wowee
>>34750280What a pimp
>>34750061>What do you do if you get to a place and after ten minutes you find out it's colder/hotter than you expected?Either take it off and carry it if it's too hot, or shiver if it's too cold.>What do you do if your nail breaks/chips unexpectedly? If you just leave it uncut, the sharp edge might snag on something and you'll get half your nail ripped off.Not an issue because I don't have gross long nails. But if it did happen, I would just bite the rest off. Alternatively, I have scissors on my pocketknife that can work in a pinch.>>34750020MNah. I prefer mating press, but cowgirl and missionary are good too, as is lateral coital, and prone bone is alright too.
>>34750280Too cute. Good for him.
>>34750256I'm working on being more accepting of the things I don't like about my body, but it's a process. Big part of that is learning to trust that not everyone hates it or sees that's part of me the way I do
>>34750031MYou say that like it's a bad thing
Femanons: I have known several women who seem to just get bruises at random. Do you have this problem? Do you know people who do?
>>34750265>Women, my ex would say she didn't like having her body worshipped, or receiving over the top complimentsWhat'd you say?
>>34750297NAG. You know exactly how they're getting them
>>34750272don't asian women have brown nips too
>>34750265I am definitely like that, I would honestly hate feeling like my body was being worshipped. I've done a lot of work on learning to accept compliments, and genuine ones that feel right in the moment are nice. But profuse compliments make me extremely uncomfortable to the point of going cold and just freezing
>>34750295>Big part of that is learning to trust that not everyone hates it or sees that's part of me the way I doYup. Men worth your time will be aware of this, too
>>34750297Yes. I think I clench my fists when I sleep and squeeze my arms and thighs.
>>34750265god I need a gf who is low key attracted to herself, being able to worship her body is huge for me
>>34750020MI don't know why discussions about sex positions make me feel the loneliest
>>34750272Don't really care, never thought about it >>34750020M, The best position depends on what you're going for. Missionary is the most intimate I'd say, let's you actually make out while fucking and look each other in the eyes. Doggy for me is the easiest in terms of controling the rate and going as deep as possible. The way my dick is curved I feel like I don't reach as deep with other positions. Doggy is also good for hair pulling and spanking and sticking a thumb in her ass. Missionary is good for neck biting. Doggy you can also use a leash to choke her although you could do that with missionary kinda too. Prone bone is good for biting neck and ears too. I also can't imagine fucking her anally in a position other than doggy
missionary is so ugly
>>34750297Yes, I'm pale and bruise really easily. I'll often find bruises or someone will point it out to me and I'll no idea how I got them
>>34750313I can probably guess why
>>34750318Why?
Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
Men, on a scale from 1 to 10 how disgusting you think vaginas look and much are you willing to eat one out? Straight men only
>>34750323No, anon. You’re experiencing mild psychosis.
>>34750020Disagree
>>34750324>how disgusting10 being horrid They can range from 3 -7>how willing 10 being most willing12
>>34750320go ahead
>>347503240I love eating pussy.
>>34750318>"missionary is so ugly">African Chieftan ca. 1850
>>34750333kek
>>34750298>What'd you say?The first time? I said something like "fuck, you're incredible" when her top came off. It was kind of an escaped thought 2bh.
>>34745596Lulz seethe No prizzo for me, just been busy IRL. Going on a beach vacay for 3wks next wkHope all of you guys are doing good <3>>34750232You guys have fathers?<3 mom tho
>>34750324>how disgusting1.>are you willing to eat one out?Can't think of anything I'd be happier to do.
>>34750324They look nice when wet and aroused. Eating isn't my favorite
>>34750333Lol
>missed out on teen love>missed out on college love>so numb I feel exhausted by the prospect of actually being in love
>>34750324they're pretty, yes even the roast beef.0/10 i have no desire to put my mouth there.
>no pussy to eat):< man
>>34750349You’re actually disgusted by pussies
>>34750343Stop living in the past, fool
>>34750355I don't live in the past, I'm stuck in an unchanging present
>>34750313Dw lots of us are turbovirgins >>34750207RealA woman told her friend I was really hot and her friend told me today I will never ask her out though bc she's out of my league >>34750343Just write some fanfics brah>>34750202Kids are a hassle tho>>34750192Bacteria have a better rap
>>34750297Yes but it may be from practice and I do not remember the hit.
>>34750360>Just write some fanfics brahwriting and drawing my fantasies is really my only cope
>>34750324They dont look gross. I refuse to eat one, that shit is for longhoused simps and babydicks, of which I am neither.
>>34749874JUST HAVE DECAF ALSO WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING>>34749876>I wish I could be drunk 247This used to be me, I do not recommend>>34749791Gay obviously lol. If I was gay I could just marry a rich guy and not have to work
>>34750324depends on the womandepends on the woman
>>34750359Refusing to change the present means you’re living in the past
Why does my vacuum cleaner smell so bad
>>34750006That sucks man. Much love, I'm dumb too. In an age of victimhood and perpetual drama over things like this, the literal worst one a human can have (low intelligence) is still seen as an obvious and valid thing to mock and shame.
>>34750020Female, disagree because there is no best position, it all depends on the type of sex you're having. That one's up there for me though
>>34750368Sucked up something stinky, maybe. Maybe you need to change the filter too
>>34750367my past, present and future are a all the same thing>refusing to changethere is no motivational speech you can scrawl on toilet paper that is going to work here, so don't bother
>>34750303>>34750275I should've talked with her about it. I didn't consider the possibility that it was an insecurity. I took it more as it just wasn't suave.
>>34750376You know I’m right you lazy bitch
>>34750306Yeah, I think girls often don't always realize just how forgiving men can be when it comes to stuff like that. Something nice to appreciate about men
>>34750374NTA.Do you mean type as in rough vs gentle?
>>34750379You've lived an utterly quaint, normalfaggot life, and you should go back to doing so.
>>34750383I truly haven’t lol
So I think I might be in an ldr with fren. What do you do when it’s night for me and day for him?
>>34750384buzz off, fly
>>34749742The latter obviously>>34749735You don't need to be smart for college, just disciplined>>34749653Season 1 and 2 were peak, then the show became ass>>34749234I actually did buy some sunglasses this wk
>>34750368>Why does my vacuum cleaner smell so badDo you own any pets? Also, do you clean it after use? The odors can sit in there and get worse, so clean it every time.
>>34750378For now, doing things with her is probably the best way to express intrest until you can get to that conversation on vulnerability.
>>34750297I don't, but women are more likely to have anemia and iron deficiency, both of which can lead to easier bruising. Not to mention women have much thinner skin, about 25% on average, than men.
>>34750385One of you is going to have to stay up late or wake up early.
>>34750378It's not necessarily an insecurity, it can just be how someone is without anything too deep behind it. Like I do have insecurities, but I'd also say even without them I wouldn't enjoy feeling like I'm being worshipped. I'm much, much happier doing the worshipping. Maybe your ex was the same
>>34750385Get your rest most importantly, you can still message and send things to each other, and maybe schedule a call for when you're both up (:>>34750395I mean unless they both sleep 12 hours a day at exact opposite times, I'm sure they can work smth out, at least on the wknd
>>34750318no your wife is ugly
>>34750385Is it the arm tap guy?
>>34750297It's the adhd
>>347503241 very willing
the Odyssey is pretty good. Good nolan slop
>>34750365DECAF FUCKING SUCKS AND I'M VERY UPSET
>>34750330>possibly 7/10 disgusting>12what a trooper
>>34750020which one is best for a 4incher
>>34750352they look pretty cool and i would stick my whole arm in one but i'm picky about what goes near my mouth
>>34750406I hear the book is better
End of Evangelism pushed my schizo button again
>>34750413I can't read
>>34750382It can be yes, but also just the whole mood and energy and what's going on in the moment. Rough vs gentle is part of that but it's also a million other things
>>34750389How do you clean it
>>34750409Doggystyle, probably. Missionary with her legs up too maybe
>>34750409Chair in the corner.
>>34750395>>34750397But I don’t know his schedule and that’s not coming out here in atoga>>34750399Dare desu ka>>34750406I’m not sitting in the theatre for 3 hours. Tell me we when it streams
>>34750422im not a cuck sorry
>>34750409A chastity cage and a cute pair of panties
>>34750338>Mfs think this is over the top
>>34749227>I've never met an incel IRL , probably because you never leave your goons cavesNta but a lot of us just hide it well irl
>>34750426You better be eager to use your mouth and hands
Hell is being extremely competitive but shit at everything
>>34750428i shouldve known deranged perverts and gooners would respond that's on me
>>34750338>>34750430NAG. But it's pretty cheesy. It sounds like something Anakin Skywalker would say while banging Padme
>>34750424Always has been
>>34750431[spoiler]reading about her actually made me cry[/spoiler]
>>34750439She's literally me (if I was a woman)
Really the only thing that can save me is some insane head trauma or brain tumor that rearranges my neurons into something useful.
>>34750442Try ECT
>>34750437It's lame but not over the top
asmongold has a girlfriend and you don't think about that
>>34750442Don’t you do that to me again.
>>34750410NtaI am both intrigued and disappointedWould you do it with a dental dam
>>34750408Listen, all I'm saying is some of the tastiest meals are the least photogenic
>>34750446I don't think about him. You're right.
>>34750446I smell better and am cuter than him
I just came back from /gif/ and it’s crazy how people need to specify ‘biological women only’ or ‘no trannies’. This is not a 4chan thing, it reflects a broader social phenomenon
>>34750431this movie was so horrible to watch, i wanted to cuddle her so bad. great acting and tone
>>34750446He's a rich and cocky.
>>34750451there is a comma there somewhere
>>34750423>But I don’t know his scheduleWell then you'll have to find out jfc
>>34750456asshole* Got got off for some reason
>>34750442I think you might be on to something if I bashed my head so hard I lost 50 IQ points and regressed to the mental maturity of a 12 year old I might be happy.
>>34750459I’m not sure if he’s ready for that. And if I did start doing calls I need to find a quiet place in this house that won’t attract to much attention. Or invest in new headphones. Damn surveillance state.
>>34750453This is why I hate porn sites gimmicks to shove as much content infront of you as humanly possible and the sheer horde you could possibly sift through. It's overwhelming and I really don't want to see everything.
>>34750460is that how you get a cute gf? be rich and cocky?
>>34750445Incredible is one of the highest emphasis words you can use
>>34750453Is it really so terrible to have to specify that you want only natty vag
>>34750453>This is not a 4chan thing, it reflects a broader social phenomenonIn this very specific context, I disagree.4chan has had tranny porn forever. It's not new here. There's more of it, but the nature of the site made it omnipresent from the start.
>>34750466If you're unattractive, yes
>>34750466I’m pretty sure that woman is just a prostitute, not his girlfriend
>>34750458Doesn't gotta be.
>>347504334 is enough to do a good job
>>347503247theyre simply ugly organs
>>34750464If he's not ready to let you know when he can set aside time for you to talk then I wouldn't say you're in an ldr.
>>34750450Good point. Warm wet mush is good for the soul.
>>34750446He hired a woman to be his gf because a fat Greek man said he gets no pussy.
testo
>>34750446>Look it up>Soulless gookWow
why do i get so sweaty when i jerk off
>>34750447What
>>34750476Well here I go again.
>>34750484You gotta slow your roll before you hurt yourself.
>>34750467Sure but his usage of it and his delivery was lame as hell
>>34750484Mmmmm delicious liquid sin
>>34750484Idk that happens to me too. The backs of my knees get weirdly moist.
>>34750484Getting active
>the paranoid stacy who assumes every man who talks to her must be hitting on her (even if he's way below her league) Are there male chads who do this too (to women)?
>>34750453>/gif/There's a thread on there that's a split screen compilation of white guys hanging themselves on one side while black guys fuck white women on the other.What kind of life do you have to live to jerk off to that?
>>34750496i feel like it most comes off of my head and into my eyes>>34750497i'm literally just laying down stroking my penornot exactly intense cardio
>>34750492>*gulp*>Golly!
>>34750482she is cute
>>34750297Yes and yes
>>34750492My point is it's both over the top and lame
>>34750469Everybody will need to specify “biological women”, this is already happening. Women have become a subclass of their own class
>>34750498That assumption doesn't just come from nowhere, and it's really nothing to do with "Stacy" it's just how it is to be girl
>>34749249A fetish is a fetish
>>34750501Notice she's an ex gf too, lmao
I heard form this lady I dated that worked as a sex worker. That one day, she walked into the hotel room to meet her client, and it turned out to be her dad who didn't know he'd hired his daughter for sex.
>>34750509>>it's just how it is to be girl>t. never been an ugly or even mid girl
>>34750514that is from a movie stop lyin
>>34750511Can you have a fetish fetish?
>>34750480The only e-celeb I want to think about right now is Andrew Tate, getting homosexualistically raped in prison. There's your "manosphere" for you, bro!
>>34750514Pretty sure that's a longstanding urban legend
>>34750508>>34750508>"Gender Ideology">"Biological Woman">Gender Great Replacement TheoryHow does it feel having an IQ of 50?
>>34750518Why not? Some people are sexually attracted to sex.
I wanna hear her call my name from somewhere far off
>>34750522>sexually attracted to sex.ew gross
Anyone here ever have gastritis?
>>34750522Damn, you're right.>>34750521NTA. IQ is settler colonial pseudo science.
>>34750498Am girl. I'm not even hot but that's the first assumption. Guilty until proven innocent for wild moids.
>>34750524I wanna be your sledgehammerWhy don't you call my name?
>>34750527Yeah they had to cut out part of my stomach
>>34750524Purrhaps somedayMen do you want your gf to make the first move
>>34750520nta but it's probably true in the sense that statistically it has probably happened a few times
>>34750515I'm pretty sure it's a universal experience
>>34750528lmbo
>>34750529Oh look it's the c0l0nIaLiSm boogey man again. Seriously, read "The Case for Colonialism".
>>34750519That's a weird fantasy of yours. You love Tate that much?
>>34750534Sure, that's cute
>>34750534Omg yes please make the first move I hate doing any work and taking initiative and leaving my comfort zone
>>34750527Don't be alarmed, >>34750533 is a pretty rare treatment for acute gastritis. I had it for a while and it eventually went away with the right medications, it was just a pain in the ass.
Cup noodle tiem
>>34750534yes
>>34750534>Men do you want your gf to make the first moveI wouldn't mind it.
>>34750540No, I just like seeing rapists getting their just desserts.
>>34750533>>34750543What were your symptoms, how’d you get it?
Even male celebs are getting bogged these days.
If she's already your gf then how is it the first move?
>>34750549>these days
>>34750537Nah. I (a 2/10) have never even considered that anyone might be hitting on me unless they offered to pay for my drink/meal at a one on one meeting (and even then I didn't hard assume, so to this day I don't know).
>>34750549That's been going on forever
During my Public Intellectual era I learned that the simplest way to attract women is by expressing controversial ideas in both new and traditional media. Many women will be outraged, but others will be curious what makes you tick as a person and suggest sex as a way to fuck the problematic intellectual positions out of you. That's my experience, it may not work for everyone. But it's the reverse of the Neckbeard stereotype where a man with strong, controversial opinions is a repulsive Jabba the Hut lookalike.
>>34750529>IQ is settler colonial pseudo science.>settler colonialTrying to make a true statement false, eh? Sorry, your IQ is no more important than your weak morals.
Every day that I don't have a gf I lose a day of my life
>>34750551She becomes your gf by making the first move.
>>34750549They’ve been doing that for like fifty years
>>34750547He never raped anyone, you fucking retard.
>>34750534i wish she wouldnt have to, but yeah
>>34750548Over the counter THC beverage gave me mad anxiety and what was either gastritis or an ulcer. Got put on 2-3 months of proton pump inhibitor medications and it went away.
>>34750560True.Also, every day my dog doesn't have a gf you also lose a day of your life.
>>34750521And the AGP revealed himself
>>34750564His warrants are literally for rape and sex trafficking, he's like the fucking pedophile villain dude from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang that keeps kids in a dungeon, except in his case it's young adult women. You seem to not grasp the severity of that.
>>34750564Do you have a poster of him above your bed
>>34750564ntahe and his brother literally got charged for it thoughthe evidence is pretty ironclad from what i hear
>>34750567Get him agf what are you doing
>>34750569Nope, I was born with a penis that I intend to keep until my dying day. You seem obsessed and unhinged.
>>34750551She needs a little direction first.
>>34750449no i probably wouldn't.
>>34750576>I was born with a penis that I intend to keep until my dying daySo like most AGPs and troons?
>>34750566Were you vomiting before treatment?
>>34750570>TFW you will never be a Saudi oil price with a personal fuckdungeon filled with the women of your choosingWhy live
>>34750579Your radar is way, way off, little bro.
>>34750583Sure buddy
>>34750482I will set fire to texas if he is wmaf poster.
If you had to crossdress for one day, and it was magically guaranteed that no one would make fun of or look down on you no matter what you chose to wear that day, what would you wear?
>>34750553Maybe you're just oblivious to it and have been fortunate enough to never have things go wrong
>>34750586Pants and a shirt
>>34750586my eye just twitched reading this.
>>34750586probably something comfortablesome kind of dress i guessand id freeball that shit too, imagine the breathability
I really really wanna slow dance with her. Can't keep my hands off her waist
>>34750586What if you live in a culture where androgynous clothing is common? I wouldn’t mind trying a suit for a day. But no, I don’t plan on switching into one for whenever I get married.
>>34750534The first move in what? But yes my exes asked me out>>34750514Was his name Albert Einstein>>34750498Probably some narcissists do>>34750454Yeah Rebecca Hall was fantastic in it>>34750407Just have weaker coffee then I guess
>>34750584Don't worry, you won't be saying that when you walk in on me giving your girlfriend the most unforgettable orgasm of her life.
>>34750586My normal day to day outfit is jeans and a t shirt so I suppose I'd wear women's jeans and a women's t shirt.
>>34750586crop top and low rise jeans
>>34750596
>>34750581No, the main symptoms were mostly stomach pain and cramps.
>>34750600Lol are you 14
>>34750604How long did it last before you had to get diagnosed?
>>34750586Spaghetti strap tank top or tube top, probably Abercrombie or Hollister, with designer bell bottoms and sequined flip flops.
>>34750586I already have a bunch of men's clothes that I wear regularly
>>34750608You guys are really just secretly gay/want to be women
>>34750586MWeird question. Low rise jeans, Converse and a Happy Bunny t-shirt.
>>34750603Don't be nervous just chillax kotAnyway gotta be up in 5 hours byee
>>34750606I'm old enough to be your dad, but unlike your dad I've never fucked you up the ass. But go on thinking that calling people trans as an insult is mature behavior, I'm sure you think that reflects really well on you, dipshit.
>>34750586crossdressing only applies to menmen's clothing is gender neutral now
>>34750612>>34750602*gulp*
>>34750484hate it when I get a cramp on my foot I've ruined my orgasms a few times like that
>>34750615Oh, brother. This guy STINKS!
>>34750615I'm not even that guy you're just a dork
>>34750611>secretly gay>secretlyI've jerked off a man's cock with my toes before, and been very public in talking about the experience. "Secretly" lmfao
I like when women use tight shirts
>>34750617Are low rise jeans back in style yet? I miss when women wore those.
>>34750627idk i havent seen a woman irl in months
>>34750628How? All the ones where I live are either wearing athleisure, leggings and big shirts or bootcut jeans and t-shirts.
>>34750600>AGP has sex with womenHow surprising
I read an account of a Bedouin circumcision ritual. Where what the tribal elder performing the ritual would do, would be he'd jerk off the cocks of the boys he's about to circumcise, but not to the point where they would cum. And then he'd snip the tip and make them feel pain in their most sensitive and vulnerable areas. And the entire time the rest of the tribe would be cheering as the boys got first jerked off, and then cut on the pecker. It felt a lot like a metaphor for defending a Bachelor's thesis. First they jerk you off and make you feel good about your work, then they tear you apart and make you feel the worst pain of your life. And all while everyone else watches.
>>34750630i go to work (all male)i go homeparents buy food repeat ad infinitum
>>34750586I’d dress up as a male noir detective
>>34750633Sodomy schizo getting stiffed on his finals I see
Girls, do you ever pop that P? When is the last time you popped that P?
>>34750631See, there you go again, this is like some new age generation version of calling people and things you don't like "gay", and it makes you sound retarded in the brain.
>>34750633What drugs are you on and where can I get some?
Women how would you feel if your husband asked you to wear a burka during sex?
>>34750611He can’t be gay cause his taste in women’s fashion sucks ass
How long would you want to date someone before you seriously considered marrying them? Either gender.
>>34750586One day is too little Crossdressing is funI'd wear this fit cuz I like purple>>34750634Where do you work that's all male??Mine's the oppo
>>34750644M5 years
>>34750634That’s brutal
>>34750645auto shop
Do people who wear flip flops in public ever think about how sexually perverted it is to expose your toes and the balls of your feet out in the open, where the sight of those meaty feet can arouse everyone around you sexually?
>>34750638>this is like some new age generation version of calling people and things you don't like "gay"Yes. Better get used to it
>>347506442 years? I am not sure
>>34750647it is what it isi'm used to it for better or worse
>>34750627>>34750630I've seen a few gen alpha/young zoomer chicks wear them but only in the cty.
>>34750645Oops wrong pic>>34750644Idk like two years seems like a good sweet spot. Sooner seems too soon>>34750648Sounds like fun at least>>34750649I wear flip flops at the beach and the pool, foot fetishists are degenerates
>>34750656it's monotonousand the pay sucksbut at least i have a job
>>34750650Dude, just acknowledge you have some kind of OCD or fetish or some shit around trans people, and call it a day
>>34750497what the fuck does that even mean
>>34750644MAt least two years. My last two relationships were close to four years long each, but in hindsight, I knew whether or not they were in for the long haul after around two years.
>>34750649i smashed my foot a couple years ago and two nails on my left foot never grew back right, theyre thick and yellow and gross, permanently according to the podiatristif somebody is turned on by that, theyre fuckedi only wear flip flops when i'm angry at the world and want to subject them to my disgusting ass feet
>>34750656The beach and the pool are where I get the biggest, most ginormous penile erections from all the feet around me. There's nothing like a woman's hot, sexy wet feet as she steps out of a swimming pool. Especially light skin white women, their feet always have the sexiest coloration, pale at the top and deep salmon pink on the soles. Got it makes me want to cum.
>>34750653I understand it all too well since I’ve been there myself. I hope you can move out eventually
>>34750655What do I need to put in the water supply to get 25+ to wear them
How are you fat and saying you have standards? Look in a fucking mirror
>>34750657>at least i have a jobYeah gotta look at the silver liningYou must have good blue collar skills at least, I know nothing about carsMaybe you can train to do something more specialised idkDo women not come in with their cars though lol>>34750659Nta but like, the physical exertionMaybe you're unfit idk>>34750663Nothing a good pedi and some nail polish can't help I'm sure tho>>34750664>Especially light skin white womenI'm a tan dude so look away>>34750665Living with parents is pretty based desu unless you hate them. I'm living with my mom again and it's better than having roommates
>>34750497>>34750659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRMSgTozhp4
>>34750668My standards are that I have a preference for elderly women with wrinkles and grey in their hair. They're willing to fuck a man who looks like a fatty.
>>34750644I'm married and we got engaged after a little over a year of dating. I was thinking about it much sooner than that though
>>34750635Hey
>>34750666>666ermmm god is watching you. idfk go live in the city and go to the same school as them?
>That's how adults kiss. Boner Alert!
>>34750586Frilly sundress and a handbag.
>>34750666You might get a few in their mid-late 20s but any older than that and we remember when they were popular when we were in middle school and hate low rise.
>>34750586Knee length shorts and a tshirt.
Tumbling downTumbling down Tumbling down
>>34750673I answered two years but can see myself doing that if it felt right.I’m getting a little anxious about it all since I turn 31 soon and am very single.
>>34750674Heyy
>>34750678Hated em? Were they uncomfortable? Or just too much exposed skin
>>34750640Tell him to wear a burka when going outside.
>>34750680What is done is done
>>34750669its more of a specialty shop, we only rebuild engines basically, so almost no women unless the male customers bring their wives who are usually 60 years oldand i do all of the menial bitch work, disassembly, spray washing, cleaning the floors and shitrarely ill grind a flywheel or somethingit's definitely a dead end jobBUT some cool stuff comes in sometimes though. we rebuilt an engine for an austin healy which is some expensive old tiny british car. and my coworker broke a main cap and ruined the block entirely lol. but he's the bosses son so he didnt get fired. anyway the customer had a spare engine somehow and wasnt mad at all oddly enoughbut mostly we get old american v8s, fords and chevys
>>347506442 years sounds good.
>>34750687>Austin Healywtf that’s awesome, I’ve never seen one over here before
>>34750649If you're not paying me money and getting off to my feet being in public view, I wish I could call ice on you.
>>34750683So you've got style. You've got taste
>>34750684Kinda both. They're impractical to do anything but stand still in really. If you sit down half your ass is out and you're muffin topping.
>>34750586short pink skirt and a black shirt
>>34750687>rebuilt an engine for an austin healy which is some expensive old tiny british car>we get old american v8s, fords and chevysThat sounds awesome breh you should be proud of your work
THERE HE IS! THAT'S JESUS!
what if men wore low rise jeans
>>34750695>If you sit down half your ass is out and you're muffin topping.My ulterior motives have been discovered
>>34750701Like some gay emo rocker. You'd see my pubes sticking out
>>34750701And show their slutty waists? Scandalous!
>>34750701There would be 1,000,000x more stray pubes littering this planet
High waisted jeans are the refined gentleman's choice
>>34750694Thanks frien
Non-PIV ejaculation is the same as abortion
>>34750709D:
>>34750709pretty sure this is literally why christians hate sodomy
>>34750681Honestly I couldn't imagine waiting as long as 2 years to even consider marriage, I'm a bit surprised everyone is answering that way. I think if you really love each other and you both share the same goals and both want marriage and aren't super young, then it doesn't make much sense to sit on your heels and drag things out
>>34750703NTAHot.
>>34750691yeah we get cool stuff sometimestheres a dirt track racing "scene" around where i live so we rebuild the motors for all the racecar peopletheyre justy small block chevrolets though, nothing particularly interesting. but they abuse the engines with high rpms and shitty ethanol fuel that every other one we get in is blown up. but the engines are so expensive they'll pay thousands and thousands to have them repaired. once we had to sleeve 5 out of 8 cylinders on a block due to the amount of damage, cost the guy like almost 2 grand just for that iirc.
>>34750703Damn, shame
>>34750713Yeah, you’re right. 1 probably is my actual answer; I just feel pessimistic about dating right now.
do women like skinny men with protruding hip bones?
>>34750722Women like giant veiny dicks
my box spring brokeit's kind of useless though since its already on top of a bed frameits sagging in the middle so its kind of more comfortable, like a slight cradlingbut obviouslt it needs to be fromeovesd or replace
>>34750727Sleep on the floor
>>34750713NtaI feel like you need to wait at least that long. Live together for a decent amount of time and whatnot.
>>34750728mefl floor is le drity thoguh
>>34750730Your ancestors slept on the ground
>>34750722Ye
>>34750731not amongst laundry and torn up packaging though
>>34750734That's kind of a step up from a pile of dead grass no?
>>34750738my floor is hard thoughanyway ill sleep on my fucked up bed until i can be arsed to fix it
>>34750734That's good enough for you
>"people with expensive cars could be here" He thought
>>34750719Dating sucks sometimes, it's completely understandable to feel that way if you're not having an easy time of it
State gender. What are your opinions on Bodger and Badger?
>>34750748I’m in the “how the hell am I supposed to try this shit AGAIN” phase rn and really wishing it would pass already. I feel a little hollowed out. I keep betting on the wrong horse
>>34750729Sure, people have to make the choices that are best for them
>>34750755Just stop looking and work on yourself.
>>34750586>no one maxxes this opportunityFull suit of knightly armor
>>34750759I haven’t been tirelessly looking or anything, and I am doing just that. I’m not trying to look for anyone again for a year, at least.
>>34750759If I can be honest, I’m also a little insulted at the notion that I’m not already working on myself. I have been for years.
>>34750586Mnothing
>>34750709PIV leads to abortionnon-PIV averts abortion
>>34750586Dubious question
Do you have sexy toes?
>>34750586skirt, blouse, stockings, pumps
>>34750752What
>>34750755Sounds like you need some time to just breath and let yourself be for a bit. It won't last forever, although I know from experience it can feel that way
>>34750772M this is me >>34750663want to see?
>>34750764Sounds like an attitude of "nice guy"-ism
>>34750725you can have both you know?
>>34750602>>34750608>>34750612>>34750645>>34750677>>34750696tranny-coded responses
>>34750534I fucking dream of it, and it's a dangerous thing to dream as a late twenties virgin
>>34750777How so? Tear me down if you’d like.
>>34750616If this is the case, the women must all go nude, it's only fair
>>34750777No it doesn't
I like to sit around and think about the way my life could have been
>>34750787Let’s hear anon out. Let them talk their shit.
>>34750777>>34750787Sounds like an inexperienced pansy to me
>>34750784You're saying you deserve a relationship as some kind of reward for self-improvement and just for meeting the bare minimum of having your shit together and being a not-bad person. That is nice guy entitlement.
>>34750798I sure didn’t say any of that.
>>34750795You think so?
>>34750764You fell for a meme. There are jobless junkies with gfs that support them. Bitches either like you or they don't. Not much you can do about it besides the cheat codes like roiding or winning the lottery.
>>34750755NtaI'm right there with you if it makes you feel any better. But I don't even want it to pass I just want to go full hermit mode.
>>34750807Just get over it. It's that easy. Bitches ain't shit.
>>34750644If I'm with someone, it mean's i'm serious about them. I don't care for marriage.
>>34750809I didn’t fall for a meme. I had some issues and bad habits I needed to work on.You’ve got the wrong idea about me.
>>34750803Uh huh, sure you didn't.
>>34750810I want to be a hermit too, but I know that I want a wife and kids more than that, so I’m thinking this will pass.
>>34750812You're a foid, aren't you? How can you be serious about someone if you're a serial dating whore lol
>>34750618>hate it when I get a cramp on my foot I've ruined my orgasms a few times like thatWomen simply don't understand the things we have to put up with for some satisfaction...
>>34750818its an foid, pronounced "effoid"
>>34750818I'm a man, and I have never dated, kissed, or had sex.
head throbbingnose stuffedchest hurtsstomach achesasshole cracked and bleedingknees in painfeet sore
>>34750824And if you think that's bad, you should see the other guy!
>>34750824JH, maybe your therapist was right to question your activities?
Where tf are the questions at?
>>34750824Another successful grindr date
Fat hoe thinks we're her court jesters
>>34750831fat hoe doesn't realize her presence is more likely to kill any interest in asking questions than it is to spur them
>>34750820The foot cramp thing happens to us too though
i saw a girl todayshe was hot
>>34750831Laugh it up chuckle-fucks.Put your brain cells together and perform the thread.
>GenderWhat are the best words/phrases for penis?
>>34750834Yeah but you can probably just power through it since your orgasms are so strong
>>34750837MAngry purple-headed yogurt slinger
Women wwyd if you woke up and had a BMI of 36
Nosebleeds from epiphanies I took full in the face
>>34750835Me too, her boobs bounced when she walked. Also it was only her reflection, so I didn't have to worry about creeping her out
>>34750828It's pretty hilarious how the pedo freak constantly talks about dicks and her sex life here, but when her therapist wanted to know more about it, suddenly he's a creep asking inappropriate things, kek. It's hard to believe someone that retarded is able to hold down a job. But I guess she's a DEI hire anyway.
>>34750837Cock or Meat wand
>>34750837https://youtu.be/ydvTMaUL0d0
Women, what if we had sex together just the two of us
guys I did 10 push ups!!!
>>34750860Heck yeah anon, I'm proud of you.Now do 10 thank you squats
>>34750846Lose 10 lbs? Worry about my boobs and hold them.
>>34750860Cool, I beat my pb yesterday too
>>34750859>Women, what if we had sex together just the two of usWomen prefer when sex is team based, not a duel or sudden death. That's why they come with so many ports.
>>34750846I wake up nearly double the weight I am right now? I guess order some fucking clothes on Amazon I can't do anything else. Gotta get some sweats so I can go get some rope.
Every time I enter somewhere new I scan for and take note of females of adequate breedability Women, if you are around I will imagine breeding you
>>34750869Ew. Thought crime. Arrest this man.
>>34750866Are women a 3 player console or a 2 player arcade cabinet with a coin slot?
>>34750869I used to do this too, now I'm just tired
Women, can you tell from a drawing of a woman, if the artist is>A man>a woman>Loves women>Mysoginist>Attracted to women>Repulsed by them
I actually don't believe that is possible for me to have sex
>>34750879Not really. I do noy have shapes schizo, just sound.
>>34750879The only example I can think of is Michelangelo, he was gay and his women tend to have masculine builds especially in sculpture
>>34750882Yeah but you don’t count.You’re the most biggoted person on this thread. You hate men so much, I wonder if you even had a dad.
>>34750885Yeah, he would basically draw men, and then ad boobs.
>>34750880Dick fell off?
>>34750888We did this question before. Most people here don't have dads.
>>34750892Somen women have no vagina tunnel behind their vulva. MRKH affect ones out of 4500 woman.
>>34750892I think a gipsy curse was put on me
Should I talk to the ghosts in unix, genders? They seem restless.
>>34750879Not really? I can guess whether the artist is a man or a woman based on stylistic choices but it doesn't have to be a drawing of a woman for that.
>>34750901Like the OS?
>>34750902I can usually tell that a female artist has been using injectable drugs in her lifetime.
Do you guys ever get random pain that start from your chest bones and then spread to your other bones
>>34750903Mhm
Either gender, how do you handle it when a chick fucks up and says "I Love You" way too early?Man something always fucks up. Damn!... I almost had everything fucking under control. But now shit is all fucked up.
I don't want to have sex because of my 5 inch micropenis
>>34750909MThat.. Never happens to me...
>>34750906No, but I sometimes randomly get pain around my T8 that spreads into my ribs, that no amount of stretching or chiropractics can fix.
>>34750879Yes. Funnily enough, the gender is the hardest one of those to tell.
>>34750912>Costochondritis?Does vickvapporub fixes it?
>>34750846I'd feel gross, but the excitement of losing it all would be exhilarating.
>>34750906It doesn't spread to my other bones but sometimes I feel like I need to crack where my sternum and ribs connect but can't do it.
>>34750909>tfw no awkward, bi, lovesick, blundering gf
>>34750910You need a pink chastity cage and a cute pair of lacey panties
>>34750909You let her go bang other dudes because you're an insecure cuck?
>>34750918Bro we've been on 2 dates. That was date #2. I dont even think she knows my fucking last name!
>>34750861oh I can do like 20 of those no problem >>34750863nice:D wagmi
I already know what you are going to type, it isn’t worth it. Don’t do it!
It's so cringe when incels try to larp as their fantasy crush Chad
>>34750920Fuck off
>>34750926Ohhhh buddy no
>>34750915>but the excitement of losing it all would be exhilarating.This is why I kind of want to bet 10,000 dollars on the roulette wheel.
>>34750926>That was date #2Oh, that is pretty rough. Was is said during sex? If not, could it be spun as a joke? Is she still answering texts?
>>34750933>>34750934Vague posters must face the wall.
How do you deal with a situation where someone talks to you about their problem.You have some information that could help them. However they keep interupting you, every time you try to talk.
>>34750942Why do you keep interrupting their venting
>>34750926I think your date uses atoga >>34749341
Would you rather shit every fart or vomit every burp?
>>34750942They do not want your input they want to monologue at you. So at the end, you say "I'm here if you want a solution or comfort." To reenforce that you wanted some explanations but their monologuing was for their comfort and not real conversation.
>>34750947Shit every fart. Vomiting every day will give you esophageal cancer.
Would you get peed on the mouth in national tv for 10 million dollars
Hey women *snatches your purse and runs*
niggerlicious thread rn
>>34750960*bodyslams you into the ground*Citizens arrest.*sits on you*
>>34750947vomit, that way I will be thin
>>34750947shit every fart, I can basically have 0 farts with the proper diet but burps are much less predictable >>34750953absolutely
>>34750965>*sits on you*Is lethal force really warranted here?
what should i do until i fall asleep? i am hella bored
>>34750968Wouldn't you end up like George Floyd, you can't breathe. You got killed by her, hypothetically
>>34750971Brah they'd have to scrape you off the pavement
>>34750969Jerk it?
>>34750953https://m.youtube.com/watch/X9T4DntG-ngThere are those that would do it for free>>34750966Women are mentally ill
>>34750972I'm talking about you since, you stole her purse.
>>34750975Women?
>>34750947Shit I guess. the other option would destroy my teeth over time.
What do you think of a guy who only eat nurrish himself of ensure during the day and then a pizza at night. He is really stylish, but he sleep in a pile of clothes, because he has too many of them. He sold his car to buy more shoes.
>>34750981Wtf is this English where are you from
>>34750981Why is this man such a girlfailure
>broke up with gf a month ago >primarily she wants kids, I don't (she knew this when we got together) >she wants to get back together, when I brought up the kids thing she said she's ready to give up on having a familyI think that's a way to speed run her resenting me (which she kind of already did), but she claims it's more important to have "someone like me" in her life than to have kids. Getting back together with her would be incredibly cruel, wouldn't it? I don't want to but she does.
Why would anyone steal my bike’s valve cap, in the middle of the night, outside the bar?
>>34750986Purely to be annoying
>>34750972SPLAT!AH HA HA
>>34750986Because niggers.
>>34750985She thinks she can fix you and baby trap you.
My face hurts
>>34750983What do you think of a guy who lives on Ensure during the day and then eats a pizza every night? He’s incredibly stylish, but he sleeps on a pile of clothes because he owns so many. He even sold his car just to buy more shoes.Edit:Your intolerance toward mistakes will be the reason fro the dead internet. 2/3 of the people on here will now rely on ai to write their text.
Guys, do I look handsome?
>>34750994Why are you hitting yourself
>>34751000foreskin donkie
>>34750993Yeah she already had one abortion. I never want feel like that ever again
>>34750975>>34750975First time I've seen a woman piss. Are you/they all firehoses like this?
Which ethnicity has the nicest looking pussies?
>>34751008Nubian
>>34751002Not hitting myself, I've been smiling a lot
>>34750927Good, now do themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAxcIZ83MfU
>>34750975>>34751005this is disgusting. women need to grow cocks NOW so they can piss like normal humans
>>34751008nubian
>>34751013Why?
Should I install fat doors in my house so that my wife gets the message?
>>34751020>"Fat doors" usually refers to heavy-duty, high-performance entryways that are thicker than the standard 1.75 inchesThat you want her to workout?I'd put a kick plate on too.
>>34751021No. Doors too thin for fat people to pass through
>>34751025She'll take your paint off. I would.
>>34751018Idk just my face is doing that I dont know what causes it
which colleges have the best dick?
>>34751029The one I go to
>>34751028You smile involuntarily?
>>34751005Depends how much piss I've got stored
>>34751029HBCs
>>34750934>cringeAutomatic discard
>>34750913>YesHow?
>>34751033For us it's just a tiny stream regardless
Men,Contribute to your wife's 401kOrGet pegged everytime you want sex?
>>34751020Sure
>>34751040Why can't I do both?
>>34751039Idk if I haven't pissed all day and I bust a good nut I have the fattest most orgasmic piss in the 7 seas
>>34751031You dont? I cant smile voluntarily
Would you want to keep living if you could never experience connection or happiness ever again?
>>34751046I saw that documentary. Your body kills you if your alone too much. We have bluetooth energy.
>>34751046Yes, I'll stick around like herpes as revenge.
>>34751039If I only have a little in the tank it's a trickle but if I'm full firehouse is pretty apt.
>>34749570Moids, can I watch you pee into said condom?
>>34751046I already want to quit so probably not
As a guy with pyrophobia, should I get a gf instead of a 3rd fire extinguisher?
>>34751047I don't know what documentary you're talking about.>>34751048Revenge against whom?
>>34749570what a waste when you can throw it at a minority
>>34749567Almost all of his theories have been discredited.
Four guys in a motel room. Two beds.
>>34751059Head to toe
>>34751059Im sleeping on the floor
My brother wants me to attend his Christian wedding (which I don't believe in and am vehemently against), but would he attend my wedding if it was Pagan? I wonder.
>>34751059I choose the second option as my door prize
>>347510596 feet apart because they're not gay.
>>34751059
>>34751064I dont get it
I'm selling my house and cars and buying a van to live in full time. Thoughts?
>>34751055*tying you up and then setting your pubes on fire*
Why do women enjoy homoeroticism?
>>34751075Only hot men are allowed to be gay
>>34751071i think that's a mistake>>34751075Why do men like lesbian porn?
>>34751078I dont like porn in general
>>34751078>i think that's a mistakeWhy? I'm not happy
>>34751071Maybe sell one car and try it out before committing fully?
>>34751059Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
>>34751078>Why do men like lesbian porn?It's actually the most popular genre of porn among straight women
>>34751071Can I buy your house
>>34751055Why not both?
>>34751071Are you going to go full vanlife and put solar panels on it or. I lived in a Pontiac vibe for half a year it was pretty chill other than it eventually getting annoying that I couldn't stand up in my living space.
>>34751085>Straight women like porn which does not contain meni do not believe you
>>34751090Not every woman is mentally ill like you
>>34751090Straight identifying at least. I can't know what's going on in the privacy of their own heads.
>>34751090Women who've had sex with men know it's nothing special.
>>34751085Wrong buddy. I like straight stuff and gay twinks.
>>34751095You're not straight by your own admission.
>>34751097I'm half straight.
Zoomettes, why do you wear so much makeup?
>>34751102Because most of them are gonna be gay.Next question.
>>34751102No we dont, gen Z wears a lot less makeup than gen X and millennials do. Millennials used to wear a lot of makeup, we call 2010s style makeup "birthday makeup" because we only wear that much product on special events.
>>34751014wait what? that looks pretty gay
>>34751083Are you British? Or from texas?
>>34751106You are almost 40
>>34751114Nope. Why?
>>34751115I can see the shitstorm brewing in the articles.
My penis hurts
>>34751127>Differential diagnosis
>>34751102Not gen z.I didn't have a Facebook until I was 17. Having an Instagram in middle school and having to deal with the fact that anyone could be recording you at any time probably makes things different.
>>34751116Are you gay?
>>34751132No, I'm Exhibanon.
>>34751127Naughty Naughty
>>34751133Hm you are bi or gay
>>34751135I'm pretty sure my penis decides that. Are you my penis?
Men how would you feel if a woman told you the thought of you makes her pulsate down yk where?
Men, are you ready for 15 years of AI generated hell?
I looked at tiktok for the first time and regret it. I was just looking for local stuff and farming videos and it qucikly spammed me with angry man hating women videos. Don't think I want a GF anymore. Is that sentiment common for women in their 20's? It looks very fatiguing to deal with
>>34751140I make her get a charley horse? Ouch. I'll be more careful in the future.
>>34751107Do you wear birthday makeup when you go meet men?
>>34751142If you don't empathize with real women's experiences then you have been gay the whole time, bro.
>>34751142It recommends you the things you engage with you know
>>34751140Use her for sex
>>34751146I figured it was an algo trap and I just got unlucky but just watched every video it gave me to see what sort of stuff was on there. And that's what I got. I cleared my cookies and searched for other stuff but it kept giving me that stuff again. Idk what you're supposed to do
>>34751146Oh yeah! Almost forgot that's how social media works.Haha anon loves it when women are mad at him.
>>34751148>cleared my cookiesBro thought that was enough to stop Chinese spyware
>>34751141If it's good at making monster porn I may be willing to forgive our new AI overlords. Humans suck at it.
moids: thoughts on a gf who would love and respect you and is exactly your type but she has her ex's name tattooed on her chest
>>34751153It's actually gotten pretty good
>>34751157Hmm. I'll believe it when I see it.
>>34751158There a billion generals for that on this very site
>>34751155Hard nope
>>34751145Wait so are you one of them ones?
>>34751155Ah. So she's retarded
Women/females/foids:I enjoy bullying females, what are you gonna do about it? Cry?
I miss my 4chan husband
>>34751171What's a 4chan husband?
his dick is small and he refuses to give oral but i love having him around anyway
Foids do you think this guy has an attractive physique? Would you want a bf who was bigger, leaner, fatter, whatever-else?
>>347511734chan moid who doesn't know he's my husband
>>34751141I've actually started prompting to make some of that hell. If we give the models tools to rugpull some jobs from an entitled portion of the opposite gender and from all of the detestable and idiotic managers (women and men), then it's going to be worth it.
>>34751175his flamboyant face and aura ruins it, he’s not ugly by any means but he's also clearly not meant for women
>>34751102i dont wear any makeup. i think most of my friends do at least sometimes, but i definitely have some friends who also never wear makeup and its not considered weird or anything
>>34751183You are doing God's work, thank you for your service.
>>34751180Are you stalking your husband? Does he know you are his wife?
>>34751188yesno but he should wish i were if he knows what's good for him
Why do foids want to cheat on their bfs but they don't want their bfs to actually be into it? Shouldn't cucks be the most popular men since foids could cheat easily and still keep their bfs/husbands?
>>34751192die
>>34751192Are you asking why are cucks lowly creatures? No one likes cucks, not even the cuck himself.>>34751191Point to your husband where is he in the room?
why do penises grow, it's disgusting
>>34751196Well, if they were all floppy all the time, they wouldn't be able to do much.
>>34751196They have to be pressurized by blood in order to impale foids.
>>34751196>why do penises grow, it's disgustingStop watering them then dumbass
>>34751199I think you're thinking of peonies, anon.
I miss my 4chan wife
>>34751192Because female creatures want to know that their boyfriend actually cares about them after they cheat.>If the boyfriend gets his feelings hurt=he loves me>If the boyfriend is into it or doesn't care=he doesn't love meThat's how the tiny female brain works.
>>34751175Pecs and traps are a bit over-developed, and he needs to put on a little fat.
>>34751192Because cucks are subhuman, the literal antithesis of "good to breed with".
>>34751168>what are you gonna do about it?Shoot you.
>>34751211That's called roids babe
sloppy wet kisses to all moids with or without their consent
>>34751192No one goes into a relationship wanting to cheat.
>>34751168Only behind the comfort of your screen. Step into the real world and bully them, they'll beat you up because you're an insecure prick projecting all your trauma and personal failures on the female gender for no real reason other than your own personal impotence to change your circumstances and to actually do something with your life.
>>34751220You'll give me herpes
Straight guy here, I think I have had a crush on my lesbian friend for a while, but have been falling out of it. What do?
>>34751226Wait
>>34751214>Shoot youWith what? Your little Johnny popper you call a tampon? You just pull the string and it goes bang bang?>>34751220>Step into the real world and bully them, they'll beat you upHahaha are you an Indian male?
>>34751201>I think you're thinking of peonies, anonLol nice one
>>34751227No waiting, that's a dumb straight men trope I don't want to embody or enact. My lesbian friend actually gave me some false hope and something along the lines, but I hated her for it. Truth is, my current sapphic friend and I exited relationships that marked us, so we needed emotional fulfillment and that leaked over in our friendship in a sense that it was platonic, but the line was blurry and for a time it seemed like we were dating. I realize that, just need to give it time for it to pass and for things to go back to "hey, we're friends and that's great":
Do men think about how widerly built they are than women as much as women think of it
>34751228Shit b8 Trying too hard
>>34751228>With what?My SIG P365.
>>34751231I mean wait for the feelings to die off completely you gorilla nigger
>>34751232>Do men think about how widerly built they are than women as much as women think of itNo because to me it's normal I don't give my male body any second thoughts besides whenever I need to exercise it
>>34751232Yes. You can fit like 3 or 4 of your woman arms inside of my one moid arm. It's quite fascinating really
>>34751236can i see ur body you must be fit
>>34751232No, I just think about how females are beautiful, how them simply being and existing is a thing of wonderment and enchantment for me, how I love their thighs and long hair, that soft look in their eyes when they're into you and are blushing when you're cuddling in bed. >>34751228I'm white and can break every bone in your body, anon, because I don't live in the digital world.
>>34751234Yeah good luck trying to shoot me on time, your cheap made in china pistol is probably buried under a mountain of trash in your purse. By the time you point that thing at me I'm already gone home to sleep
>>34751240>I'm white and can break every bone in your body, anon, because I don't live in the digital world.>M'lady, you are so beautiful, it is I, white knight, you are so enchanting, please pick me your honorable valiant savior, please just a sniff of pussy
>>34751175Too big, don’t find the face attractive
>>34751102It’s not too much
>>34751224What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>34751106Lesbians wear more makeup? I thought the stereotype was the opposite?
>>34751242Your words be as empty as your soul, anon, of that inner void you'll never no relieve, no salvation, no balm to soothe the aching that makes you inflict harm unto others. A toothless dog barking empty threats all day, every day, for the rest of his meaningless life. The one day you'll attain purpose and there will be use of you is when you die and become a rotting corpse, a banquet for the maggots.
>>34751253>Your words be as empty as your soul, anonYes yes I am Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Sit the fuck down Richter Belmont.
>>34751244>>34751211This is why nobody takes women seriously. A guy is 165lbs and women are like "erm, his body fat is low, so he's too big"
>>34751142Yeah I don't think I could date a girl my age for this reason. I probably need to look for a millennial gf.
>>34751255>165lbsHow fucking short is he
>>34751255It's because women prefer natural dad bod, and if they are after muscle they want otter mode. You'll notice that a lot, women just oscillate between >Dad bod>Swimmer body Back and forth
>>34751259He's 5'10"
>>34751255He is too big. That body is for guys like you.
>>34751262I'm willing to bet he's shorter. Plus he's not all that low body fat.
>>34751254You're more the trash undead mobs from Northern Undead Asylum, aimlessly roaming about.and have lost any sense of self, there is no you, there will never be you. You never existed, you'll be swallowed by the maw of the void and nobody will notice.
>>34751142>I looked at tiktok for the first time and regret it. I was just looking for local stuff and farming videos and it qucikly spammed me with angry man hating women videos. Don't think I want a GF anymore. Is that sentiment common for women in their 20's? It looks very fatiguing to deal withNah the women are alright, when a girl is angry at you, it's because she wants to fuck you. If you can make a woman mad at you she's all yours. The women who are mad at men on tiktoks are just clucking like angry hens because they're single and they don't like it
>>34751269Uh
>>34751262Prince of manlets status
>>34751267I bet you're listening to Linkin Park while you type this. Are you Sasuke from Naruto Shit-pudding? Are you Shadow the Hedgehog? >Hmph.. the void swallow you for insulting my lady..>*Unsheathes black katana that has blue flame trails*>I am that void. Have at you!
I need to stop watching porn
>>34751271broken foid perception of height
>>34751272NTA. Bro knows a lot of neckbeard culture references for a cool guy
So trans women don't like it if you want to touch their penis because it reminds them of their real gender? Or is that false?
>>34751276I'm a guy. I've literally never heard a woman say manlet in my life.
>>34751278I am that neckbeard... Who shaved his neck. I crawled out of the gaping maw of pussy worship, looked at the giant foid on the hologram (like that one scene in blade runner with Ryan gosling, I'm him that's me)...and turned my back.I am now a stoic, a wandering samurai, a ronin if you will, wandering the land with no allegiance to any flag or master.....(Dotdotdot)
>>34750539Read the man who would be queen
when i was at that party last week this big drunk guy, built like a footballer player or frat guy, just kept staring into my eyes like picrel and he kept saying things like>you are so easy and cool to talk to and hes texting me to see if im going to a party this weekendam i stacy now?
>>34751285Could you please answer this >>34751279 anon's question?
>>34751285>You are so easy That's guy language for "I am going to pump and dump you"Good luck
>>34751267>>34751272Got the whole fuckin circus in here with these clowns
Why is Stacy the female chad name? It's not a hot name.
>>34751288that is not what he said, he said im easy to talk to
How do I know if I have "gay eyes"
>>34750909just reply honestly that your own feelings aren't as strong, no?>>34750910this but 4 inch
>>34751291Neither is "chad"
>>34751291Because Stacy doesn't rely on names to exude her attractiveness, she isn't some dorky princess from some sad romantasy book. Her name doesn't need to be "Isabella-Anastasia-Valentine" or whatever to show she is pretty, she lets her face and body do the talking.
>>34751292>that is not what he said, he said im easy to talk toNTA. It's almost like you're the type of girl to post nudes for strangers on the internet...
>>34751295Chad and Dylan got the most pussy at my high school
>>34751296That's a fair point, but why is chad chad? Not tom or something?
>>34751296Also stacy's mom has got it going on
>>34751293Are they doe eyes?
>>34751155tattoos are suggestive of impulsive behaviour, which is bad
>>34751300Because Chad when translated from old English means "Protector", "Defender", "Warrior". And incels hate Chad because they see him as a gatekeeper. In actuality Chad defends his Stacy against the sad evil manchild who wants to burn the whole village down to feel its warmth. Given the chance, the sex pest incel would get their first GF, take her virginity and run and will say "she was just a practice girlfriend" while dumping her nudes on /gif/. That's why Chad beat the shit out of him whenever he could.
>>34751305I wish more people would effort post like you
I loved a Todd once. I gave him more chances than I care to remember. But his betrayals became too much eventually.
>>34751307Todd when translated means "fox".Foxes are known for their sly and cunning nature.
>>34751308Baka Mitai
>>34749289another one>I can recall meeting older scholars, long ago, who said that when they were young they had a hard time getting their hands on a copy of Shiji or Han shu. If they were lucky enough to get one, they thought nothing of copying the entire text out by hand, so they could recite it day and night. In recent years merchants engrave and print all manner of books belonging to the hundred schools, and produce ten thousand pages a day. With books so readily available, you would think that students' writing and scholarship would be many times better than what they were in earlier generations. Yet, to the contrary, young men and examination candidates leave their books tied shut and never look at them, preferring to amuse themselves with baseless chatter. Why is this?Shi Shu, Chinese Scholar, 1076https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodblock_printing
>>34751255Women like builtfat. That body is for gay men, not women.
>>34751306How come my effort posts get zero yous but this faggot revenge fantasy gets a standing ovation
>>34751309DAME DA NEBut don't tell anyone about this secret I just told you. It's old world knowledge. You can choose the nature of your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife by simply understanding their namesake. It is their name and its meaning that shows you who they are. Good luck.
My name has some shit to do with royalty or being king-like but I'm the biggest loser on planet Earth
>>34751315Point it out, you whiny bitch. I'll assess it on its merits instead of its obnoxious author.
>>34751318It means you are someone who wishes to find purity, virtue, nobility. Don't think of it in material ways, think of it in matters of personal values.
>>34751322>wishes to find purity, virtue, nobilityWhat does that even mean Values don't mean much if you don't do anything with them
>>34751325>Values don't mean much if you don't do anything with themSpoken like a King. See? You are executing wisdom as though you just told me the time nonchalantly.
>>34751312>Women like builtfatThisChicks dig Gregor Clegane
laptop screen broke, im going to fucking kill myself.
Women, did you like blue-eyed samurai?
>>34751316Im 90% sure that anon is talking about Todd Howard
>>34751336I hope so because it would prove the namesake even more. Never trust Todds
>>34751329I think you're overplaying the wisdom here that's a pretty basic observation. If I "wished to find nobility" I would be doing that not stocking shelves.
>>34751338Basic observation for you, yes. Remember others are not you. For example you are the first person I have heard in a few years who has ever said something along the lines of "Values don't mean much if you don't do anything when them." I shake a lot of hands and I can assure you, that's rare.
Dead thread
>>34751334Get it fixed or buy another one, geez.
>>34751335>Women, did you like blue-eyed samurai?Episode 6 was a bit video gamey, but otherwise, yeah.
>>34751342Really says more about these "others" if they can't reach the same conclusion. You'd think if I had a shred of wisdom someone in my life would have called me that by now.
>>34751345It doesn't seem horny enough to ask the questions I need to.
>>34751350Raaah I'm cooming can you ask now
>>34751352Doesn't cumming make guys LESS horny?
Femanons
>>34751353Raaah I'm edging
Why do Models pick Oofy Doofys ?This can't be fucking real guys, it's not fucking fair, WHAT THE FUCK
>>34751356Puts them in a position of power. You wouldn't cheat on your model gf would you
>>34751348>You'd think if I had a shred of wisdom someone in my life would have called me that by now.It's because wisdom is always separate from any individual, the author of wisdom is unknown to most. But one can still be a very devout custodian. Those who are tend to have one of the following characteristics:King-likeQueen-likeMystic-likeDeceiver-likeAnd so on. You also appear to be high in modesty, unwilling to fully take on the mantle, another Kingly quality
>>34750437>>34750501>Imagine you're an incel loser, you somehow get a gf... finally, at long last you're about to be free of that dreaded moniker that hangs over you like a dark cloud. She gets naked, you stammer out a compliment in between hyperventilated breaths, then she basically tells you to fuck offLmao. JH making her virgin nut into a trash can doesn't seem so bad now
>>34751334we warned you what would happen if you kept recklessly squirting on it
>>34751355Liar.>>34751363Fuck you.
>>34751367New guy seems to be getting a better deal. The difference between a boy and a man I suppose lol
>>34751367Read the context it's pretty bad
>>34751356>Why do Models pick Oofy Doofys ?This can't be fucking real guys, it's not fucking fair, WHAT THE FUCKBecause if the woman isn't some autistic bisexual bpd-coded e-girl Trainwreck and she is an actual full blooded socially stable Woman, she understands that she already has a pussy and doesn't need another one. That means she wants to be the only person in that relationship who practices vanity. If she sees the man preening himself at the mirror to look like Patrick Bateman, she thinks that's a feminine man no matter how handsome or swole he thinks he is, she sees female minded behaviour and she gets turned off and her pussy turns to sandpaper.
>>34751356Dubai chocolate, iykyk
>>34751369I think it's more that he's more experienced and has been able to assuage my worries as they come up while also providing new points of view or advice.>>34751370I don't understand what happened. His gf didn't like being complimented and dumped him?
>>34751354What? That character is unpleasant to look at.
>>34751371That guy is pretty well groomed>>34751374Something like that
>>34751371>men who put effort into their appearance are GAY PUSSIESClassic
>>34751377He is well groomed for a man yes. But he's not doing that gay MAXXing shit at it shows. He is rugged enough to be identified as a straight man and not a closet homo
>>34751379True classic even
>>34751379Are you calling moid hands? I think that's a femanon
>>34751274I need to watch more. I’m getting into the AI ones
>>34751374>I think it's more that he's more experiencedThat's essentially what I said
>>34751386Soulless
>>34751388I think you could've articulated it better, then. Specifics make me happy.
>>34751380>rugged
I can't believe we're still coping that women like dadbods. I understand, not every woman demands like single digit body fat %. But no, women do not like homer simpson-esque pot bellies.
>>34751356Oswald Mosley getting some baddies
>>34751385As a femanon I too go off on rants about bisexual bpdemons and Bateman and attractive men drying up pussies and low effort being a masculine virtue that hot women are obviously going wild for
>>34751376NTA. Based elf hater
>>34751010>>34751017>Type nubian pussy on google image>First picture is a gaping hole with a large clit
>>34751394>>34751332
>>34751398I thought it was a shitty vampire or something.
>>34751385This nigga so retarded
>>34751356>This can't be fucking real guys, it's not fucking fair, WHAT THE FUCKAt this point I think there's some hidden "x factor" in male attractiveness that's as of yet unknown to science.
>>34751406>I think there's some hidden "x factor" in male attractivenessKindness?
>>34751411You jest, but I'm being serious here.
>>34751411>Kindness?Lol, lmao even
>>34749884that's a good question. Haha. I'll get back to you later ∙_∙
>>34751400I mean you can lie to yourselves all you want, it's no skin off my back.
>>34751356I hang out with models and I've had flings/ONS with a few so I'll explain.1. Models are extremely fucking used to beauty. They see it every day. It's their job. Their colleagues are all beautiful. How much do you like your colleagues? How wowed are you when your colleagues do stuff that's basic to the job? Beauty is their baseline.2. Most (not all) models have a complex about their beauty. They're worried that everybody only likes them because of their beauty. It's a big insecurity of theirs, and it's not without foundation because that IS what they're being used for.3. Nobody knows their own worth (this goes for everyone ever). Even if you know you're beautiful, you'll have other things you think you don't have and which you're wowed by other people having. For example, I know a model who's also incredibly smart and creative; but she doesn't believe she's smart or creative, so she's wowed when someone else is also smart and creative.Note that the goofy goobers are never ugly, they're just not necessarily above a 7/10. But 7/10 is pretty enough to look at all day, and their personalities make them stand out. 7/10 is the baseline physical attractiveness needed to get with anyone on Earth (so long as you have the right personality).>>34751371>if the woman isn't some autistic bisexual bpd-coded e-girl Trainwrecklol fwiw all the models I know are EXACTLY this so I am purely talking about the autistic bisexual BPD egirl trainwrecksevery single fucking model I know is AuDHD and I can't even begin to guess why
>>34751421How do you know so many?
>>34751416>>34751417You know there's a correlation between your lack of attractiveness with females & your dismissal of kindness. Figure that mystery out and you get a girlfriend
>>34751420That's not a dad bod, doofus
>>34749751it's so nice ^^ feels like if tumblr and 4chan got together to complete each other
>>34751421>lol fwiw all the models I know are EXACTLY this so I am purely talking about the autistic bisexual BPD egirl trainwrecks every single fucking model I know is AuDHD and I can't even begin to guess why.Not all of them but a lot of them are. I know the answer since I dated a couple of models as well. It's because if they didn't look their best, their mothers were extremely cruel to them. They had perfectionist parents, either mom or dad. They learned the only way to get any sort of positive validation, affirmation or any connection with people at all is to regard yourself as a project. And if that project wasn't 100%, 10/10, S+++ well, that simply means they must be a loser.Came in second place at a beauty pageant? Well that makes her the winning loser (in her mind). They're basically female blackpillers. That's why being a man who can demonstrate and lead with things like compassion, patience, mercy, and steadfast love goes a long way with them, and then when it happens their male equivelants, the gym MAXXing blackpillers are always acting late and surprised.
>>34751423I have one.I don't dismiss kindness, but I don't think it's a super secret get laid now cheat code
Do you guys think that Netanyahu will get Mangionned?
>>34751430>I don't dismiss kindness, but I don't think it's a super secret get laid now cheat codeIf you're not doing the fake nice guy routine and you're the genuine article? Absolutely it does. Right now that shit is premium and in extremely high demand among younger women today. It might have been less of a pull back in 99's, 2000's, 2010's at the latest, but thanks to how conceited, catty, and materialistic the young men are after having been raised in what is essentially virtual narcissism (social media) their women are scratching at the bit for a guy who can think of things outside of himself.
>>34749751>Hanging out in this thread has somehow made women seem more human and approachble to me. I like it!SameI'll still never do it though
>>34751422Models hang out with other models so if you become friends with one you end up meeting a bunch more.>>34751429That definitely tracks with a lot of the models I know. Disturbingly on the nose with a couple of them.
>>34751432>>34751430Which btw I am not going to stroke myself off and shit on blackpill incels. I hang out with a lot of those guys. I know for a fact they're some of the most kindest guys I ever met. They would give you their coat if you caught a cold. One of them even offered to buy me a food delivery online when I casually mentioned my day was rough because I had no money to get my dinner (im a dude so I know they don't pull this shit to love gift bomb females).It's just their attitude and their speech that needs a little adjustment and their actual good nature shines through. When that happens we're fucked competition wise because they will start winning, bigly!
>>34751421>>34751429A lot of them are lesbians ime
>>34751416>>34751411>Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun. I was being serious
>>34749155What does it mean if when a female coworker walks past and we make eye contact, she immediately looks down or away? Be honest
>>34751371Don't you fucking insult Patrick Bateman like that EVER AGAIN
I have noticed the "if you're <6ft don't even talk to me" types aren't the prettiest usually.Incels won't be dating models though. Calibrate your expectations.
>>34751406Safety? And being "sweet"?
>>34751444Literally nothing
>>34751421>I know a model who's also incredibly smart and creative; but she doesn't believe she's smart or creativeYou did tell them they're actually super smart and creative and didn't let them be miserable, right ?
>>34751449Safety is definitely known to science as being attractive to women
>>34751438>imeLesbians what ?
>>34751453Yeah but I mean like the bad sort of safety, the safety that only benefits the woman because he wouldn't leave her, not because she feels protected by him
>>34751372I don't know, tell me. And I'm pretty sure he's a Spaniard
>>34751434>if you become friends with oneHow do I become friends with one?>t. male model
>>34751444I do that as a man to everyone I meet
>>34751454In my experience
>>34751429>>34751421As someone who grew up around women who were all former or active models, its because these guys treat them normally.Like my closest sister will seethe if I make her wait anywhere in public, because if she loiters theres a good chance some guy will try to run some "game" on her. Almost without exception, every time this happens and I arrive hes either cringily jestering or trying to flex some shit like his expensive watch, his muscles, or the gigacringe guy who talked about his huge dick.They almost never just flirt with her normally.I know almost all women get this to some degree, but the amount of projection a beautiful women recieves is insane. Its actually really hard to find a guy who will engage with her as a person, even if its just for sex. And yeah, models are crazy insecure at least in their younger years also because of this.You want the really hot chicks, mentally pretend that they are just normal girls next door. Easier said than done, it only works for me (most of the time) because my own perception of female beauty is kinda whack due to my upbringing. Like the girl in that picture is a 7 maybe.
>>34751434>That definitely tracks with a lot of the models I know. Disturbingly on the nose with a couple of them.Yeah it's tragic. And because of that perfectionism they impale themselves with, they will outwardly project it onto others. Especially the person trying to love them. All of the female quirks like loyalty testing or safety testing gets cracked up to 1,000% and they are manic about it. They'll simultaneously tell you that you are the healthiest and best relationship they have ever been in and mean it, but the second you demonstrate a single character flaw, they go apeshit. It's why I had to break up with one model. I'm not even angry or spiteful about it, I just really despise her parents who broke her like that.
>>34751140tell her to stop teasing me
>>34751436A lot of blackpill incels are genuinely good duded who fell for a psyop.Pic related is the guy who runs all major incel/blackpill forums, forming a pipeline that leads to his pro suicide website where he makes a good living off selling suicide kits and cuicide accessories. Not memeing. Young guys often tend to take some time until they hit their stride, especially if they weren't stereotypical sports Chads in school. Catch them out during that vulnerable time period and things can go south fast. Basically Blackpillers fell victim to a grooming operation run by embittered mentally ill freaks.
>>34751356they looksmatch though?
>wimmin like nice guise!Who gets laid on here again? Oh right, it's fucking psychopaths like cr*c, MK*, and Gary. While wholesome chunguses like Exhib and Qt are permavirgins.
>>34751474>wholesome chunguses>Exhib and QTlolnotheyre both crybvaby narcissists
>>34751473You jest
men, how would like your lady to dress?
>>34751474Your post proves that you have no idea what a genuinely nice person is like. It doesn't mean to be some smarmy slimeball who tries to gain sympathy by being ostentatively pathetic. And I don't want to know with what kind of acloholic Meth hooker g*ry "gets laid" with.
>>34751480At the current weather? Simple, short summer dress with nothing underneath.
>>34751480Sundresses please
>>34751483>nothing underneathWe've been over this, anon...
>>34751477No? Theyre both fairly good looking
>>34751480A sundress with another sundress underneath
>>34751463>You want the really hot chicks, mentally pretend that they are just normal girls next door. Easier said than done, it only works for me (most of the time) because my own perception of female beauty is kinda whack due to my upbringingYeah you're one of my own, we bleed the same blood lol. That's exactly how I am too, no surprise we both dated models in our time. For me I wasn't necessarily doing the dating chasing strat (pretend they're not as hot) though it was there in the background teetering out just a bit. Mine would bombard me with unsolicited lewd pics, selfies, would constantly demand (indirectly if course) my approval of her looks. I would just be bland or dry about it, because while looks are nice and all, that's not what gets me going, its character for me. She had me hooked because she could make me laugh and she had interesting stories and she was very bubbly and vivid in her personality. That's what I was into, and whenever I'd tell her that's what I preferred it threw her throw this loop like her brain was glitching lol. [Does not compute. Man supposed to be horny materialist. What is this.] I suppose she didn't understand it's because how I grew up, it wasn't perfectionism I got, it was extreme aggressive abuse. Didn't have to succeed or fail, I just needed to exist. So good character was what I had always looked for and tried to embody. That's why looks were always at the bottom of the priority deck for me
>>34751490The guy could stand to gorw his hair out and get rid of the fag stache, but yes.>>34751488How will we spontaneously fuck in a nearby bush if we have to deal with your panties first?
i want a femdom gf and i wouldnt play submissive with her
>>34751493Is being able to fuck whenever you want worth every seat in your house covered in snail trails?
>>34751481>>34751476Even if that's true, they still aren't pedophile psychopaths. The point is the worst element is still the most successful.
>>34751471>Young guys often tend to take some time until they hit their stride, especially if they weren't stereotypical sports Chads in school. Catch them out during that vulnerable time period and things can go south fast.Yep. I'm seeing the trend for boys becoming men to be around the age 30-33 mark. There's being a 'man' and then being a Man. Something we understood as a species since as far back as we bothered to count history, the men in tribal society had created Initiation Rites/Rites of Passage/Trial By fire for this exact purpose. There is a sort of psychic (mental) umbilical coord of sorts, a stubborn mindset that all young men have that requires to be cut with a knife of suffering before the Manhood can kick into full gear. As it stands it will do this on average in the 30's.
>>34751492I never dated active models though, for a lot of them its an early 20s thing until they are fed up with the constant cattiness and competition over looks in that environment. My upbringing thankfully wasn't abusive, just stressful as fuck due to being the only "man" (boy) around and basically getting tasked to manage all their emotional bullshit. Same reason why I run from women like you descirebed, I can't stand women demanding shit from me and constantly wanting their insecurities soothed. I actually did pedestalize hot women for some time, just seeing them as a trophy even if I wasn't really gut level attracted to them, and needless to say I didn't get laid at all during that time lol. It takes a bit to realize that all beauty in the world is worthless if the woman doesn't have a good character
Femanons, your thoughts on >>34751424 please?
>>34751502I wouldn't blow it up so much, most men generally hit it in their early twenties. Just a basic knowledge of being attractive and able to attract women. If you sabotage that by psyopping them into sitting in some basement, whit gets fucked up.
>>34751506MShes pegegd you as her Beta Orbiter and doesn't like the competition. Her preference would be to keep you as a sexless bitch to milk for free attention. She will do her utmost to sabotage your relationship. Ditch immediately or at least do not trust anything she says regarding your gf. And yes, women who engage in that Orbiter thing are absolute shit people, no exception.
>>34751505>It takes a bit to realize that all beauty in the world is worthless if the woman doesn't have a good characterThat it does yeah. And sorry about your type of upbringing. Having to play defacto father in a home of women is brutal, means you got cheated out of some of your youth or innocence early. I was the opposite path, the only positive force in my life was my mom so it meant I had the momma's boy disorder. So when I was young and naive, I had in my head that it must mean women are all super compassionate empathy fairies. Guess who fucked around and found out the hard way? Me lol. I got absolutely emotionally shredded and lit on fire. Lied to, demeaned, disrespected, betrayed, cheated on, blamed for being cheated on by said cheats, shit tested with psychopathic levels of sadism (lied to about life or death shit to see how I'd panic or despair for them), stalked, harassed, my entire friend groups co-opted and then weaponized against me, invisible social engineering of all kinds (I had no idea women could even do this back then). Thankfully I did not bring myself to hate women, I just learned that idealizing them was a very costly mistake to make. Spent the remainder of my time developing self respect and boundaries and ambition and utilizing my own power of will etc.
>>34751490This isn't funny anymore.
>>34751480Comfortable and casual clothing. Maybe a little hipstery but basic
>>34751511>Femanons>M
>>34751516Point out exactly what your reasoning is retardI think you're trolling atp
>>34751497>Is being able to fuck whenever you wantI'm not lol. What I am is okay with getting rejected a bunch until I find a woman whos dtf, like every man in human history ever. >every seat in your house covered in snail trailsKek. A friend of mine had to paint his walls once because a girl had a melty and threw a bottle of lube when he insisted on finishing his raid before he fucks her
>>34751518Yeah don't care. You obviously didn't have a (decent) father so I'm telling you what your father would. I grew up without a dad myself so I knows them when I sees them
>>34751522I'm not OP. It's just funny how often that happens.
>>34751519SHE'S A FUCKING GODDESS WHILE HE'S A FUCKING MTN AT BEST
>>34751506Perceived bad vibes is not a good reason to get involved. Bad friend
>>34751525Dude..... just lolShe's not going to fuck you bro
>>34751515>I had in my head that it must mean women are all super compassionate empathy fairies. I had the exact opposite. Only lost my virginity in my late twenties because I've had my fill of women alltogether after moving out. I basically got the stuff you described from a young age, not directed at me but by witnessing my sister(s) and mom engage in a neverending woman blood feud against each other while trying to win me over to their own respective sides and not hiding any of it like they usually do around men. I never really hated women, but I really really did not want anything to do with them and their emotions. Which is an abstract kind of feel if you want to be close to them at the same time.
>>34751530It already happened (in my imagination), AND I'M NOT YOUR BRO, DUDE
>>34751525Just because shes white doesn't make her a goddess, pajeetShe's maybe a 7 tops
>>34751533Oh yeah? Show me someone prettier than her, I dare you
>>34751525>unironically using incel acronymsbecause of your flawed mental state, you obviously aren't in any condition to accurately judge anyone's appearance
>>34751531When it's directed at you, it's Hell man. And when you're a man you've nothing to stand on, no one really has your back because to speak of your own emotional constitution (at least we as a young man) is either dismissed by a lot of young immature women whose attitude is "enough about you, what about me?". Or the other guys don't want to go into it, they don't want to speak at that level, or some of them just tell you to man up, put up and shut up. So when I went through the string of crazies, I went from being a lively fun trueting yet admittedly cocky but creative guy with energy to spare to being miserable, jaded, self loathing, couldn't laugh anymore, couldn't cry anymore. You basically get your self identity erased out of you it's fucking wild and hard to put into words. Though it's reclaimed by simply taking ownership of not having self respect or boundaries. Had I not betrayed myself I could've avoided a lot. It is what it is.I enjoy the convos so thanks man. Its not often to have parallel talks of the dysfunctional scale (father issues Vs mother issues). I was the father issues back in the day. Took me ages to iron my animosity towards other men
>>34751535Prime Jessica biel
do i tell my gf a girl gave me her number on a piece of paper at the gym or just not mention it
>>34751540Tell her, she'll probably fuck you that same day
>>34751537>incel acronymsIt's called "looksmaxxing" acronyms, hello ?>>34751539Okay yeah she's up there
>>34751540Why did you accept did
>>34751542Fuck, I hate Justin Timberlake
>>34751540There's a non-zero chance your gf will suggest a threesome.
>>34751539>>34751542Just say you don't have good taste
>>34751538>I enjoy the convos so thanks man. Its not often to have parallel talks of the dysfunctional scale (father issues Vs mother issues).Absolutely and likewise.That said I also have/had plenty of daddy issues on accoutn of only ever meeting my dad once, who lives and is from another country. Only that it expressed itself in using friends as replacement father figures. It worked out well in one case where said friend was 30 years my senior and also my boss , so him being afather figure was fitting. But otherwise I looked to my peers, which is a really bad idea and had a similar effect on me as your crazy girl phase on you. In my case twisting yourself ever which way to gain someone elses approval and never even considering what you want yourself instead. It sounds like that was the case with you as well.
>>34751540Don't you tell your gf about noteworthy things that happen during your day? If anything it will make her happy that she has such a desirable man.
>>34751545>Justin TimberlakeWho is also, you guessed it, another oofy doofy. Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO
>>34751547She looks bogged, yuck
>>34751547NTA. She's pretty but Biel moggs her
>>34751554Actually, I think they look exactly the same except for the hair, like you can just swap their hair and they would look like the same person lmao
>>34751552He looks like what zoomers are trying to look like
>>34751552So, I looked up the theory and its just "women like average looking dudes"How is this blackpilling
>>34751547>>34751542>lip filler>nose jobtwo simple ways to reduce any woman by at least two points on the attractiveness scale
>>34751543I got handed a note and she walked off. threw it away on my way to the car tho.>>34751549>>34751541true, but she is a bit anxiously attached and I don’t want to trigger her.
>>34751554>Biel moggs her
>>34751564Yes, did I stutter?
>>34751560BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO GO WITH OTHER MODEL-TIER PEOPLE LIKE THEM (like me)
>>34751563You don’t have to tell her then. I get asked out a lot, would you want to know every time?
>>34751563>anxiously attachedWhile attachment styles are real, using them like this to characterize people is bonafide Vogue reader style kitchen psychology. Attachment styles describe tendencies that vary deeply by individual.Your gf is just anxious and insecure, and by treating her with kid gloves you are not helping her. In this case it s an opportunity to realize that another woman being attracted to you doesn't mean that you are cheating or running away immediately.
>>34751565Check your tongue again, this is Biel, now check the image of the redhead, and realize you were objectively wrong and blinded by celebrity halo
>>34751570I meant prime Biel
>>34751570Okay, here's a better picture of her, sorry
>>34751566that guy legit looks worse than the guy in the pic lol Standard issue fuckboy hairdo and beady slit eyes . You're severely Chadsexual, get over it and maybe start jorking it to women instead of men.
>>34751558>t. sameface autist
>>34751571Yeah, that's her in her 20s, what other prime do you mean?
>>34751567>I get asked out a lot, would you want to know every time?NTAIf it's a woman asking you out, yes.
>>34751548>But otherwise I looked to my peers, which is a really bad idea and had a similar effect on me as your crazy girl phase on you. In my case twisting yourself ever which way to gain someone elses approval and never even considering what you want yourself instead. It sounds like that was the case with you as well.Yeah, it sort of went that way for me with male peers. It was the same outcome of twisting myself, but it was more like I just massively distrusted other guys, and if the guy was my senior, I had deep resentment. My father had never left the marriage, he stayed and he was where I learned to be aggressive with other men, because that's how he was to me. So I did that trauma meme if reliving that whenever I encountered or got close to male friends. I still catch myself saying the most crushing and brutal things to them for nothing, unconsciously too, it's just my "banter" but its coded with venom that I don't even intend. It's because I was more or less programme to expect an enemy out of other dudes, especially if I showed any weakness since they'd stick a knife in. Ironically without my knowing I was just expecting that because that's what I witlessly had done to other guys automatically. So I was twisting myself but in a way that twisted other dudes around me. Thankfully moved out of the city age 17, managed to stop myself by 20 and really think on how I was behaving in isolation for a few years. I reckon if my parents hadn't moved us I'd have ended up in prison somehow. Since the only other guys I ran with was a squad of bulls. (Not the meme kind, other delinquents and hooligans).
>go hiking>on the drive home, a song comes on and I start to cry uncontrollablyAt least I met some cute horses and calvesHow has your week been?
>>34751564Instagram smeary slop filter
>>34751573Wait, are all looksmaxxers actually just chadsexuasl and aspiring to look that way?
>>34751577Why? Just horny?
you've activated the biel brigade
>>34751580Did you try to ride them like in Zelda?
>>34751572Definitely moggs
>>34751559Basically, lolThe cycle repeats
>>34751582No, they are nerds who think they can nerd their way into womens pants by rehaping themselves according to "objective" metrics. While they are feast for plastic surgeons and tren dealers, its obviously just one of those usual autistic obsessions that leads nowhere, like being obsessed with collecting postal stamps from the Duchy of Savoy 1775-1834 or something.
>>34751589I see. That kinda makes sense, thank you
>>34751471>Young guys often tend to take some time until they hit their strideLike 20 or 30 years after they become adults, to be more precise. Many things can happen during the span of decades. NTA.
>>34751584What? No, never. Promise.
>>34751586No, I think they would have been scared if a tall guy tried to randomly ride them.But I played some music for the calves and some of them started following me through the field.
>>34751595Mhm
>>34751598I dig your calves
>>34751598what music were you listening to? also nice pics
The least hypocritical foid
>>34751591Theres also the subset of Elliot Rodger Style narcissists who invent some fictional "Chad" who just needs to stand somewhere and unzip his erect dick for women to start doggystyling themselves on it. So they see themselves as Chads in waiting, who will be that someday, and seethe to no end when they find out that no amount of cosmetic products, roids and painful surgeries gets them anywhere near. Because its not real in the first place."Chad" is most of all a narcissist phantasy, because Chad existing is necessary so you can delude yourself into being him one day.
>>34751602Foid doesn't know how a 401k works if he wants Cuckdani and others to do beautifuly foidtastic things outside of their realm of expertise.
>>34751580I spent 12 hours in the dance studio and today I have a fever, waiting at the doctor’s office. At least I get to play video games later
>>34751600T-thanks...>>34751601I had Pink Floyd on, running on my phone speakers, since my headphones broke last week and I haven't gotten any new ones yet.When I increased the volume, they came closer.
>>34751605NTA but trueAnd when they meet the real "Chad" the guy who got the girls as easy as breathing in the teens arc, it's not a Chad. It's a bumbling idiot who dropped out of everything and just drinks alcohol until sleep or wakes and bakes with drugs until eventual psychosis. No big house no fancy car just deadbeat life all day. Being a "Chad" in formative years comes at the cost of kissing the reaper by age 25 and you're lucky if you get to live and tell about it
>>34751579Yeah like begets like. I have the opposite problem, in that I wil sometimes be far too trusiting around men and take more shit than is appropriate. Not all guys, but the ones I pick as my father replacements essentially. Needless to say it did a number on my self esteem until I got over it. That just happened rcently funny enough, a good friend crossed a boundary so far I had no choice but shoot back, and currently I'm honestly chomping atthe bit as to how to deal with him further because he is a legit good friend, but if you never show someone boundaries they will inevitably lose respect.Personally I had far too much isolation, because honestly its the only way to avoid conatc with potentially interesetd women after some point, and since girls were so icky to me for a long time I got used to isolating myself totally for years.
>>34751609cute, didnt know that cows liked pink floyd lol. i saw a kingfisher on my walk today, he was cool but too speedy for me to get a pic </3
I got a switch 2 and to justify the purchase a little I let some boys play through a game on it and now some bitch thinks I'm a nonce for it. I let them play for 1-2 hours a week with my supervision and do it in an open space where everyone can see us.
>>34751614I saw a video online of some cows following a woman who was playing music and I thought I'd give it a try. Gotta fax check, you know.
>>34751612>It's a bumbling idiot who dropped out of everything and just drinks alcohol until sleep or wakes and bakes with drugs until eventual psychosisMore often than not its just a nice , friendly guy who happens to be confident and secure in himself though. >Being a "Chad" in formative years comes at the cost of kissing the reaper by age 25Thats cope. That is true of school bullies and the guys who only thrive in that very specific environment. Legit IRL Chads are a different breed. Even though some of them are unemployed but who gives a shit as long as you're ok with living with little money.
What do you prefer
>>34751616Why are you hanging out with these kids though
>>34751621I prefer you not posting this
>>34751621B
>>34751621M I look like a less muscular cI want to look like a
>>34751621Women.
>>34751622To justify the purchase by letting others enjoy it.
>>34751629NTAYou're really weird.
>>34751616are they literally just totally random kids that you dont know?
>>34751621heterosexuality and heterosexual Anons who don't spend all day staring at other mens Pecs
>>34751613>That just happened rcently funny enough, a good friend crossed a boundary so far I had no choice but shoot back, and currently I'm honestly chomping atthe bit as to how to deal with him further because he is a legit good friend, but if you never show someone boundaries they will inevitably lose respect.I have a few ideas on how to deal with it, none of them coming from a good place lol. That was the exact social battleground I had to have childhood and adolescence in, respect is currency and weakness is debt and if you aren't the one throwing the first attack (verbal or physical) then it means you're the first one to fall (that's the mentality). The sane and healthy way to handle it (and how I should have) is to firmly tell them "If you don't stop [behaviour] I am going to [consequence]." If they try to poke, you tell them "This isn't a possibility, this is a promise." And they back down eventually. Unluckily my ass was too impulsive for that back in the day. If he has backed up and respected the boundary you should be good. Watch out for snakes though, they consciously wait until time has elapsed to try and push again. At that point, a swift removal from your life is what's in order, no words just axe them. Or you can go for a three strike policy, up to you. I only gave dudes one chance, but that might just be because in my head stakes always felt higher. You did good man, so props
>>34751630It's not weird.>>34751632I know the kids.
>>34751635>It'sIt is quite mentally ill, you have some serious hangups.
>>34751621A
>>34751618>Thats cope. That is true of school bullies and the guys who only thrive in that very specific environment. Legit IRL Chads are a different breed. Even though some of them are unemployed but who gives a shit as long as you're ok with living with little money.For some I guess. I would say that's who he becomes if he stops being a dickhead and didn't die to his own stupidity, eventually a good dude just rough at some edges carrying a lot of guilt and the vow to be better coming from a place of atonement seeking. Though with patterns of archetypes, not every one follows the same trend to the letter.
A ball just hit my face really hard and my lip is bleeding. My gf thinks I should go to the doctor because I might have concussion.
>>34751643Fuck off.
>>34751644This has actually happened just now at work. Does it make any sense to go to the doctor? My whole face hurts
>>34751580Fren has been visiting me (in my mind) before I get sent back to the horny jail isolation unit.
>>34751647How long since the injury? If it just happened I'd wait a day and see if it still bothers you then
I want one of those guns with the long ass scopes
>>34751654looks stupid as hell
>>34751452Duh. Not even as some kind of patronising public service, she's genuinely just really good at fashion design and making clothes.
What zero huzz does to a mf
Is it possible to overdose on pussy?
>>34751457Replied to her ad on spareroom.com. A bunch of our interests lined up and she wanted to rent a nice place right next to where I worked.>>34751463Yeah the hottest one I know (subjective) had a bf who had absolutely zero personality and was a solid 5/10 but he also treated her EXACTLY like any other woman. Like it was absurd. He clearly did not have any idea how hard he was punching but in like, a good way. You could tell he'd feel just as good about himself if he was dating a fellow 5/10.Also holy shit how many sisters do you have that you have a closest sister.
>>34751643Call 111 or whatever your equivalent is. Concussions are extremely serious. They're one of those things which became a joke somehow culturally even though every medical professional ever is worried about them.
>>34751663I've sat on my bf's face until he had to physically throw me off to breathe. Does that count?
>>34751677Yes
>>34751678Then yes.
>>34751621DI love dad bods
>>34751654What a wrong with average sized scopes? I'm sure they have great personalities. It's not about size, its how you use it
Met a guy with a rick and Morty tattoo
>>34751681kek
>>34751680That's disgusting poor guy.
>>34751663I've had so much sex I got friction burns on my dick and had to take a break for a couple of days, does that count?>>34751677That's just asphyxiation. Overdose would be lockjaw
>>34751663200+ body count, don’t think so
>>34751685What did it look like
>>34751612No, chad is a celebrity like Chris Hemsworth, not some bum, holy cope
>>34751685That's fine if it's a pickle rick tatoo
>>34751692This post reminds me of my middle school adhd classmate who bragged about getting his different-school-gf an abortion every week
>>34751666>Replied to her ad on spareroom.com.Based, I also met a stunning model-tier girl on a service website (in my case not real-estate, but house-service, she had an ad there)
>>34751694Chad is whoever can get easy pussy whenever he wants
>>34751691You don't use a condom?
>>34751693>>34751698It’s was the portal gun
>>34751691How do I prevent giving him friction burns?
My crush said "see you tomorrow" and it's been 20 hours and he still isn't back. I'm going insane waiting for him.What do I tell him when he turns up? I want to signal temporary frustration and increasing emotional dependency without giving away that I have no life outside of him.
>>34751709Surprisingly restrained Rickenmordy tattoo
Is it evil to intentionally make girls vomit during sex?
>>34751703You not believing me has no impact on my sex life. I’ll be your adhd friend
>>34751718Where are you waiting
>>34751723Online. We were meant to do gayming. I think. At least we do on most days even though we've never discussed it or planned it beforehand.
>>34751694If you measure Chad by celebrity status, you're not gonna be Chad and 99.9% of men aren't either. >>34751706>Chad is whoever can get easy pussy whenever he wantsSort of. It's the possibility of [Chad]. I'd say Chad is Chad once he finally established himself as a figurehead in whatever community he is in. Picks a high value woman, but still has options, get keeps picking the high value woman repeatedly, eventually starts his own legacy, has kids, raises them to be strong, manages his own personal empire in the form of career or whatever craft or skill he has mastered etc. That's when Chad is Chad at least in my opinion.
Today I woke up with a boner that could pierce the heavens
Why do I only sometimes get the low battery warning from my AirPods?
>>34751737The White Man uses Sony headphones.
>>34751703>This post reminds me of my middle school adhd classmate who bragged about getting his different-school-gf an abortion every weekThat's sad, giving my adhd people a bad name. Was he also the type of kid and lie and said his dad works at Nintendo?
>>34751736Congrats on the sex
>>34751736>>34751743I thought this said broke up, not woke up. Oops
>>34751720you can try but I'm not going to vomit (despite being able to on command)
>>34751742>Was he also the type of kid and lie and said his dad works at Nintendo?nta. im a british zoomer so my equivalent of this was some girl in my class saying that she was related to little mix lol https://youtu.be/MkElfR_NPBI
>>34751732>figurehead of the community Where do fakecel normlfags come up with this shit kek
>>34751666>Also holy shit how many sisters do you have that you have a closest sister.Shes my twin so thats why>>34751641Theres the weird idea that any guy who fucks would be a dickhead. Generally not the case. Most guys who fuck are nice, considerate and well adjusted men. >>34751634Yeah I did that with a guy at school with whom I've had that situation. Currently its juts a friend whom I don't see until we make it a point to hang out or occasionally at events with common friends. So I don't really have any recourse besides no longer talking to him. I'll have to talk it through with him at some point, but regaining lost respect will most of all take time and repeatedly putting my foot down.
>>34751692So you had almost exclusively shit to mid one night stand sex and are too emotionally crippled to really vibe with a partner in bed. Not a great qualification.
Elon's trans daughter is so hot
>>34751706>whoever can get easy pussy whenever he wantsYeah thats either no guy unless you're literally Johnny Depp, or just an average guy who has figured out what works for him with women."Getting pussy whenever you want" is a combination of having the courage to talk to women consistently coupled with social skills and not caring overly much whether things work out with any individual woman.It just means to shoot your shot with a few women until one sticks. You can brute force it by being a PUA sperg and hitting on 50 women a night, or just be normal and chill and find a new squeeze over the course of a few weeks at most.
>>34751082I'm going to rent one for a few weeks first, then if I don't hate it I'll buy one and head out for a month or two. If that goes well, then I'll come back and sell my shit.>>34751086Sure>>34751088Yeah but I'm getting a well built class B RV with a shower and a black tank, not some random van conversion.I do have 2 medium sized dogs so yeah I do agree it'll probably get cramped. I've been thinking of going for a class C but they sound really annoying to drive.
>>34751706Oh yeah, pussy that isn't "easy" is never ever worth it. Don't waste your time and walk away to find a better woman. Never simp.
Hello. I am back from my vacation.
I slept well today
>get called handsome often>my ex used to tell me that girls would check me out while i was out with her>i never noticed it>feel invisible to and undesired by womenwhat the heck
>>34751790a lot of guys undersetimate their attractiveness, because women aren't as straightforward about showing their desire as men are.
Had a dream about her but can’t remember what we talked about.As the memories were leaving my mind while I awoke from the dream, I wasn’t in a bad mood, so it must not have been a terrible conversation.
>>34751790People are intimidated by our looks and will never approach us due to being too shy.
For me, personally? It’s over
>>34751794so how do i know if a girl thinks im attractive if i dont notice those subtle signs?
>>34751800Y
>>34751794Before she realised how little I got complimented I had a friend casually drop that I was handsome but in like a, "obviously you know that you're handsome so it goes without saying" way. I had to be like no girl I do not know this and it doesn't go without saying. Apparently a couple of her friends had been talking about how good looking I was. She never set me up with them. Blurgh. The point is that guys don't get complimented and girls only get sincerely complimented by girl friends.Anyway that was before I started going through twinkdeath so now it's over.
>>34751790In 2026, you'd have to be in the top 1% to get any measurable, consistent, non-accidental attention and appreciation from women.
>>34751789So did we
>>34751801they look at you for a second longer than normal
>>34751801you dont>>34751804>before I started going through twinkdeathTwin death is the birth of a man, your target audience may have shifted but if you were attractive before you are no less attractive now.
>>34751805>In 2026, you'd have to be in the top 1% to get any measurable, consistent, non-accidental attention and appreciation from womenThat's because the top 1% leaves their room and socializes outdoors
>>34751801If you catch them looking directly at you and then they immediately look away when you make eye contact with them, they think you’re attractive.
>>34751811So does that anon, apparently.
>>34751803Because the one thing I have always wanted the most is the one thing that I am incapable of finding; love
>>34751812Me when I devillishly spread total misinformation for no reason>>34751801You will probably not know that a girl merely finds you physically attractive unless you're openly gay around them OR you're emotionally close to them OR they're very drunk/on drugs/autistic (or some other reason for being weirdly open and honest). Women do not typically let guys know they're physically attractive unless they want to bang because guys will almost universally take it as a strong signal that they want to bang. It's a bit of a circular situation because the result is that, yeah, generally if a woman lets you know you're attractive then she DOES want to bang.You'll only be able to tell if a girl finds you attractive as a whole package because then they'll (ideally...) flirt with you. There are vastly more women out there who merely find you physically attractive however.
>>34751192I am now going to say something that will rustle a lot of jimmies.Women are built for nonmonogamy.Men are not built for nonmonogamy.
>>34751815I can relate, but I don't think it's over. Far from overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHe2mcaYDs
>>34751818What is that? I know monogamy is but not “nonmonogamy”.
>>34751818>Men are not built for nonmonogamy.Oh yeah so that's why throughout history and in every single location, rich and powerful men have always had multiple partners at once (whether or not they're married)
>>34751790>what the heckYeah shocking stuff isn't it? The only way I could tell when I was a young dude was when it was from girls who were direct and forward about it (those are absurdly rare and it's a 50% coin toss it's a crazy chick). For every other woman, they never directly tell you, ever. Their signs are subtle and their gestures are so passive and indirect you will always mistake it for her being friendly and that's all. As a man you never know if she is just being nice or if there's interest, and that's not by accident that's how women operate, they want to keep the social leverage at all times so they can feel like they always have an emergency exit in case shit goes south and the guy is mentally crazy. You could meet a friendly girl who intended to send indirect signals and is attracted to you. You have a convo that you think is just friendly and you didn't suspect she likes you. But if you say or do things that scare her off, she silently ceases her attraction. So if you ask her out she says "um no I was just being friendly". But if you had asked before your social blunder she would have said yes.It's what I like to call an [option select]:>"An option select (OS) in fighting games is an advanced input technique where a single sequence of button presses yields different actions depending on the exact in-game situation".The girl will push the forward button and the back button at the same time basically. Depending on how you react, she either moves forward or moves back (socially and emotionally speaking). And here's the fun part of it all: As a man you STILL have to guess whether or not she engaged in the 50/50 option select mix up (is attracted to you) or if she really truly actually only wanted to be nice and nothing else.Good luck have fun!
>>34751819Sade is a goddess
>>34751826I love her. One of my favorites
>>34751687He likes it.>>34751691>Overdose would be lockjawNo way. If anything, it'd be drowning.
>>34751818Yes, we know, we can see that, women are always cheating in one way or another. A woman's smartphone is Pandora's box.
Say fellow, what is it that you would like to eat at this very moment?
What’s wrong with being a little crazy?
>>34751621Dis
>>34751822This is not a mean-spirited lmao at all but a genuine and hearty lmao at the option select comparisonRight now I think I need to work on my okizeme because I'm still kinda lying flat on my ass from my latest rejection
>>34751834Nothing, I'd say. The craziest people I've met are the ones who won't admit they're a little crazy
>>34751821They're being female coded because they're insecure.
Women, are you like this?
>>34751842No. >he can drive hot wheels over my breasts and ass.
>>34751708Not with her. Why? Stupidity. Worked out tho. Still stupid.>>34751713Our only solution was to just have less sex and do more blowjobs, but then that just gave her tonsilitis. If you find a better way let me know please>>34751829Drowning would also count tbf>>34751840Wrong. Female coded = secure
>>34751818>Women are built for nonmonogamy.>Men are not built for nonmonogamy.Both are built for both monogamy & non-monogamy at the same time. Monogamy is a choice, not an instinct. Those who follow instinct will always go the non-monogamy route. Those who overrule instinct and choose reason will go the monogamy route.In other words, there's the short-game & the long-game. People in the short game are usually in a state of survival (physical or mental or emotional). People in the long game are usually in a state of thriving (physical, mental, or emotional).In teens 90% of people were in the short game. Which tracks because most teenagers were not thinking "yes I want to end my growth and go into marriage and have kids right now".By adulthood most people transition from short game into long game. People above the age of 25 who are still in the short game mode are usually people who have unfinished business somewhere in their lives that needs taken care of. And then they naturally advance to long term monogamy once that's done.
>>34751840What does “female coded” mean? I do not know this.
>>34751846It's the PC way to call a dude a faggot.
>>34751842Yes. I have to tell my bf to stop playing my butt like bongos when I'm in bed unless he's also going to fuck me.
>>34751842My boobs are way too small to for Hotwheels. My ass on the other hand...
>>34751847I see. Thank you very much. My vocabulary grows.
>>34751779I'm going to Universal Orlando in a few weeks!
The fact that she’s still talking to me after I said that means I’m in right?
>>34751852Even smaller?
>>34751855In a year or something if things get rockier with her marriage maybe. Right now? "Lol no"
>>34751794Nonsense
Watching “Family Guy” clips all day
>>34751836https://youtu.be/3RY6ZecZuPo?is=Poh_0Alalm4rdrqUThis is how it looks in street fighterYour life vs girls
>>34751861Would it change matters if I gave context that she was my ex FWB and cheated on her other bf with me for years before marrying this new guy recently?
>>34751873No, that was already clear from the pic
Anyone else watching “Family Guy” and “American Dad” clips all day?
>>34751878I have never watched either of those shows. They just seem dumb
How do I ask out a girl I know, but haven't seen in a long time, like several months? I have her number. Do I just text her?
>>34751873NTAYou're both awful fucking people.
>>34751852What if he puts it in your pussy?
>>34751880Yeah I just watch the clips. Funny moments you know?
>>34751869>fullscreen ex tatsu party time (trying to hard to impress her)>still round 1(there are other fish in the sea)I didn't hear no bell
Yup. Just watching “Family Guy” and “American Dad” clips.
>>34751881Yeah. Just ask her out.
>>34751877Oh ok, so wait it out is what you’re saying. >>34751882She was going to marry her boyfriend but I managed to convince him to leave her so that a silver lining where I kinda saved him from her being a ho.
>>34751855
>>34751882He already knows that so I don't think it's gonna change anything telling him. If it makes you feel better people like this live in a bit of a hell of their own making.>>34751895>Oh ok, so wait it out is what you’re saying.I wouldn't be wasting brainpower on it personally. You're just exhausting yourself for no reason on this woman who has put you in a "will-we won't-we" position which she'll pick you up from whenever she feels ready. If you're going to be flirty, save it for in-person.
>>34751881>Hey [name], it's been a while! How're you doing? Then have a natural back and forth where you catch up with each other until you reach a natural lull in conversation. Then say>You want to grab drinks sometime/check out X museum/go for a walk/whatever?
Dis 4 my niggaz in da trap !
>>34751899>If it makes you feel better people like this live in a bit of a hell of their own making.No kidding. This guy’s some sucker getting used as an emotional tampon by a woman he used to sleep with.
>>34751903Ejaculate for me friend
>>34751890Failed a shit test?>Chariot tackle Failed a shit test?>Chariot tacklePassed a shit test?>Option select into metallic sphere projectile (she snipes you/brings up how you failed shit test #2)You're getting juggled (losing your composure>Ex Chariot Tackle (whipped into the corner via crocodile tears or questioning your masculinity)You're on the ground finna get up?>Aegis reflector (girl sets up the 50/50 trap. Either you block or you get chunked. Either you act like the boyfriend she is trying to carve you into, or you try to be yourself and you get hit)You blocked good job >She violence knee drops into the cross up (distances sexually to see how you react)The streets ain't safe no mo
>>34751768No.That’s you coping. What else are you thinking about?
>>34751855Thankfully for women >>34751818, there's no shortage of men willing to entertain their whorish antics
>>34751908See, this is why I don’t play fighting games online anymore. You can use your physical presence and push dead buttons to throw the crazy chili dog off of his game irl
>>34751899Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m not responding to her bs at all. She sends me stuff like that I ask her to send me pics of her revealing dresses etc. Im the one who refused a relationship with her for years, and I would never ever ever date her. I just wanted to know if you girls think she would still let me hit it.
>>34751905And she's incapable of being close to her own damn husband. Even if she falls in love with him and ditches anon she'll always know it started out rotten. The only person who's (potentially) suffering without cause is the hubby.>>34751692Girl that's called an addiction
>>34751848JH moment
If I ever had sex with JH I would that that towel after ejaculating and rub it in her face
>>34751913>I just wanted to know if you girls think she would still let me hit it.I’m a guy, but I don’t think it really gets any clearer than el oh el no period.
>>34751916Don't make me say it.>>34751917You haven't heard the good news, have you?
>>34751732Kek, when was the last time you saw a respectable father?
>>34751920I don't know what "it" is...
>>34751912>See, this is why I don’t play fighting games online anymore. You can use your physical presence and push dead buttons to throw the crazy chili dog off of his game irlThis works in tournament. If you're trying to get out of pools and your opponent is a fighting game god-autist and you know he is gonna cream you, before starting the set look him in the eye and say>"Heyy nice I get to go up against [autist fighting game legend]. Y'know it's a a shame, what they been saying about you today...">He asks "what? What do you mean? Saying what?>Ignore and begin the set. He is tilted behind belief at the joystick>Take the game and win PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE BB
>>34751913>Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m not responding to her bs at allAlright anon.>She sends me stuff like that I ask her to send me pics of her revealing dresses etc.I would personally count this as exhausting yourself for no reason. What are you getting out of this other than some personal validation that you've "still got it" and you're still able to attract her enough to make her show her tits to you? My true advice is to seek true inner security so that you don't need this exhausting bullshit.>Im the one who refused a relationship with her for years, and I would never ever ever date herAnother way of framing this is that she's lower value than you in your opinion, so why are you wasting your time with her? Better to be your valuable self BY yourself than to devalue yourself by stooping low enough to try and get clothed tit pics from someone you wouldn't even date.I'm saying all this as a guy who used to do this too btw. I've been there. It's why I already knew the context from your pic because you talk exactly like I used to talk.>Are you asking for my help?baka
>>34751777This. It's never fucking worth it but they love to think they are worth it, even more so when they are 30+
>>34751920Should we call you JT for Jizz Tolerator?
>>34751920She has a chad bf I know and lets him cum on her
>>34751732>>If you measure Chad by celebrity status, you're not gonna be Chad and 99.9% of men aren't either.I am the 0.01%
Men, did you know that microplastics are making your cock small?
>>34751848I've had to do the same and I'm a guyNever felt so seen before (except for the time someone said the best use for a Chinese cooking knife was cutting pizza into segments)
WomenHow can I make up for not being 6 foot and ripped?
>>34751929>I am the 0.01%Nice. How's it going Henry Cavill? What games you playing lately?
>>34751914>And she's incapable of being close to her own damn husband.Yes. Anon is playing himself but thinks he's exuding penile magnetism or something.She's obviously just farming him for attention.
>>34751844>Worked out tho.What does this mean ? Did you impregnate her ?
>>34751932Did he fuck you?
>>34751845Autistic hogwash meant to "subtly" demean nonmonogamous people as instinct driven beasts.There are not rational reasons to engage in monogamy anymore, as a household can be run just fine by one person nowadays. Even having children together does not require nor benefit from monogamy.Its the opposite, people who are blindly following what prior generations did without ever considering why they did it and why and how circumstances may have changed since them.
>>34751937>What does this mean ? Did you impregnate her ?It means I did NOT impregnate her (and didn't catch or give anything). Stupid stupid stupid decisiion though. She's on birth control now though>>34751938Joke's on you I like cock tooAnyway my sex drive is limitless so usually people get this thoughtfull look in their eyes and then say "...no, okay, I'll stop then" because we've already fucked six times that day
Spin me
>>34751924You actually make a lot of sense. I think I’ll take your advice. Thanks anon. And yeah I know it was a bit cringe but I wanted to see her reaction if I pushed it too far
>>34751922"Fuck you.">>34751927The rebranding would be a nightmare. I already made the shirts and keychains.>>34751928He's not a Chad if you ask me. And also you forgot to mention "and in".
>>34751931My cock is already pretty large. I can’t imagine how much bigger it would be if there were no plastics in the water
>>34751939This isn't hogwash. Human children have always required consistent male and female role models (parents) to constantly interact with and depend on. There always needed to be a father because if there were none, mother and child risk death from predators (beast or human). They always needed mother because if there were none, baby doesn't receive milk, baby dies. Child also requiring the female role model to learn and embody things like pair bonding and domestic skills. Father taught non domestic skills for survival.If a child lacked in either, their chances of overall survival was decreased significantly. Not guarantee of death but undeniably the lesser situation for legacy/lineage building.Even though we no longer live in such times, the psychological turbulences are still enough to knock kids from non-solid households into behaviours or predictable lifestyles that lead to sabotage or self sabotage. Either socially, mentally or sometimes bodily.
>>34751914Not a girl, and doubt it. Settled now
>>34751946Good luck anon. It's counter-intuitive but you'll feel sexier and more wanted, I promise.
>>34751954>Settled nowOut of interest are you hypersexual? And is your partner always down to fuck whenever you are? "Girl" is gender neutral like "dude"
For crying out loud you dumb bastards I hate you I need to get banned again. I hate it here
>>34751939Also the notion isn't that non monogamkus people are instinct driven beasts.Because everyone is an instinct driven beast, even monogamous people are. Everyone is capable to leave or cheat or fuck around. The one who denies this is usually the one most likely to cheat or leave. Monogamous people who tend to stick together are those who acknowledge they could, but don't. Choosing each other willingly anyway because they understand the advantages from this.
>>34751943>Joke's on you I like cock tooGross
>>34751965dw anon I wouldn't fuck you
Oooh! Slow your roll, bud. *Italian noises*
>>34751953>Human children have always required consistent male and female role models (parents) to constantly interact with and depend on.Yeah none of that requires the parents to be sexually monogamous.Plenty of kids have been raised by fathers with side chicks and turned out just fine. >kids from non-solid households What you call a "household" is merely temporary phenomenon of the 1950s. not even a century ago, people would live in multigenerational households including extended family and often holding adozen members or more.Children would be raised by their oolder siblings, grandparents and uncles etc. equally if more than their actual parents. Extremely small households only consisting of parents and children are a very recent invention and have not played a role during 99% of human history. On top, they are limited to mostly Western countries to boot, once you leave those , "nuclear families" become the exception and not the norm.The ideal way for kids is to be raised more or less communally, because it offers them options to turn towards other people to make up for their parents inevitable shortcomings.
>>34751968I shit
>>34751949>shirts and keychains."I plapped JH and all I got was this stupid shirt (also she peed on me)"
>>34751962The overwhleming majority of monogamous people cheats at one point in their lives. I belive being openly nonmonogamous is far superior to engaging in cheating. As for myself, I know I will never ever be content with simping for a single woman my entire life, so I am not willing to promise that to anyone in the first place.
>>34751972I laughed, but I'm mad.
>>34751971Madonna mia!
>>34751958Do it. Post the bad stuff.
>>34751968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZdwSugMuO4
>>34751972>also she peed on meqrd?
im so horny need to hornychat now, cant stop touching my tits
More proof that you can disregard whatever women say and make them do whatever you want as long as you are Chad
>>34751982The HRT doing a number on you?
>>34751982Mantits dont count fatty
I think we were soulmates
>>34751981she squirtsthat's iti do think unethical squirters don't get enough shit for what they do"teehee I guess I didn't tell you I'm a squirter" you pissed on my sofa fuck you
>>34751988You and who? Dubs.
>>34751988Just because you were soulmates doesn’t mean they were the love of your life
>>34751977That's the goal.
To the Anon girl who recommended me Lana del Rey unreleased, thank you thank you thank you <3
>>34751987im not a man
>>34751999Plap
>>34751969It doesn't require it, but it does necessitate it. For one big reason:Mom & and Dad need to love each other. Mom & Dad need to embody and role model how a man should treat a woman. And she models how a woman should respect a man.If the man had a mistress, the woman's vanity and jealousy activates, and things go to shit. If the man gets another woman pregnant, the family only has 50% of protection. (Father has fucked off to go defend a different family).If the woman cheats, the man's wrath is insatiable and aggression or self destruction ensues, the children will witness that and learn it. If the woman gets pregnant from another man, the children will hate the mother for dissolving the family.It doesn't matter if there is a village backing the kids. Because the village (inner circle of close individuals) do not provide or can provide that first potent bond. Mom and dad are the first two humans that baby meets. Mom and dad are who the baby depends on every morning every afternoon every night, every hour, every day, every week, every month, every year all the way until self sufficiency. This means whatever those parents do (or refuse to do) the child learns. If the child saw father leaving mom to chase another woman, when the son is older, he will love a woman and leave her quickly. Just as his father If a daughter witnesses a vicious unpleasant woman berating and humiliating and cheating in father, she will despise the father for his weakness, she will grow to despise men in her own relationships. She will crack the same whip her mother had done.
>>34751997Why do foids have such shit taste in music?
>>34752000i wish
>>34752004london?
>>34751069I interpreted the question as "do you want me to give you four guys in a motel room, or do you want me to give you two beds?"
>>34751974>The overwhleming majority of monogamous people cheats at one point in their livesIn relationships? Non married? 40% do. In marriage? It's dialled down to 15% at most. In monogamous marriage infidelity/cheaters are not a majority by a long shot. For the simple reason most of them aren't playing the long term game anyway, they naturally avoid marriage so they typically don't go that far with the opposite sex.
>>34751981>>34751991It doesn't happen all the time, and I don't want to. And I don't even call it "squirting". I just apparently don't completely empty my bladder before sex sometimes or something. Idk.>>34751996You're lucky I'm in a good mood, or you wouldn't get away with smarmy-posting.
>>34752003Lana del Rey is based. I love her. I listen to metal and alt rock too. But Lana, Fiona and Amy will always be my fav artists.
>>34752005no :/
I NEED TO LEAVEEEEEEE THE HOUSE AND GO EATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I WILL not order.
>>34751982Let's hear about the tits
>>34752013wtfI moved to London and got nothing...
>>34752017when i get horny i start craving my tits sucked and i start squeezing them. I also crave my ass slapped
>>34751982Should have a rule if femanons mentions their tits they should show them
State gender,Is Lana del Rey based?(the only correct answer is yes)
>>34752020Why not suck your own tits? Nobody I know with big tits seems to suck their own tits, even if they're into that. I don't get it. It's not like sucking your own cock where you don't feel much and you just hurt your back
>>34752020Sounds like a lot of fun.
>>34752023my discord is dahliaa21
"You know, sometimes I think God is playingA little game with meLooking down from Heaven, laughingAnd trying to see how much I can takeBecause the way things go, it's like a jokeNobody's had more shots at theMoon and missed than me"Oh hell yeah I love you Lana!
>>34752027MI don't know much of her music beyond her first album, but I think she's based for marrying a real guy instead of another celebrity.
>>34752020Keep craving cunt
>>34751982wanna see my dick?
>>34752009>you wouldn't get away with smarmy-posting.Are you going to punish me? :3
>>34752037ya
>>34751842This one is kind of silly. There are girls who won't jerk guys off with their feet like the default version of this meme. But no woman has a problem with their bf driving hot wheels on their boobs while making 'vrrmmmmmm' noises.
>>34752032Straight ass.
>>34752046You know, the boys and I in the lab have been crunching the numbers, and I think that image might be intentionally silly. Not certain yet though
Men, do you like playing with/having your tits played with?
>>34752043show me your tits first
>>34752041No, I'd just write a sternly worded post then let you live with the guilt of upsetting me.
>>34752050I'm flat but yesOnce I could barely wake up because I took a sleeping pill the night before and the girl I was with got angry with me and tried waking me up by playing with my cock and nipples. That was hot.
>>34752048Shhhhhh
>>34752052discord? dahliaa21
>>34752058Your name is so pretty. I want to name one of my daughters Dahlia after a Smashing Pumkins song
>>34752050I'm indifferent. I'll likely still enjoy it because any woman who's in a position to fondle my man tits is probably there because I like her a lot and am very attracted to her.
If you are a bridesmaid, are you required to go to a bachelorette party?
>>34752058sent request
>>34752059for me it's the bad bitch from Phoenix Wright 3
>>34751992A very special girl >>34751994Maybe not the love of this life sure. But life is fleeting.
>>34751958I reported you for begging. Let's see if I get banned for announcing a report.
>>34752077Honestly that has literally never happened to me in the decade or so I've been hereI once got banned for announcing sage though, funny
I've had a dry spell since the ending of my first serious relationship which ended over 2 years ago now. Only guy I had sex with and I'm craving intimacy. I don't know any men and the idea of a hookup repulses me but I'm also in no position for a relationship. Do I just have to just tough it out? I never knew how important physical intimacy could be when you don't have it
>>34752066You're not required but you will be invited.
>>34752050>Men, do you like playing with/having your tits played with?No. Hate it.
>>34752071Posting my penis was easier
>>34752081>dry spell>2 yearsLmao, poor thing. Two whole years is an eternity for women.
>>34752066Rude not to. Do you not want to?
>>34752088Oh I'm so sorry, how dare I say anything when you have it harder
>>34752081>I don't know any men and the idea of a hookup repulses me but I'm also in no position for a relationship. Do I just have to just tough it out?Unless you want to have loveless sex and feel bad about yourself for it, yes. Going on eight years over here for me. I'm a guy, though.
>>34752008>In marriageYou're saying this as if it somehow matters,m next to pulling numbers out of your ass. As if people would be honest in surveys that regard cheating lmao. Modern marriage Is just a non-biinding piece of paper taht can be dissolved by both parties at any time, and has lost all social functions besides base sentimentality. Its an obsolete ritual from a bygone time and has no impact on the relationship. >For the simple reason most of them aren't playing the long term game anywayAlmost all of the "you have to be marrried by 30" people I know are (serial) cheaters. Because grabbign the next best peron to obtain a certain administrative status does not make a good relationship.Nice self own.Also I have no idea what "long term game" you are blubbering about.
Chat, is she a bop or she pain?
>>34752084It feels like it’s a requirement.>>347520914 day long trip, requiring a plane ride and paying for lodging.
>>34752098Huh?
>>34752096You're right. 8 years is a long time but I guess after a while the urge must go away.
>>34752066It would mean a lot to the bride if you attended.
>>34752076women are not special. they are all the same
>>34752098She's BUILT
>>34752093>when you have it harderMaybe get off your high horse.
>>34752098I wish I had an average gf like that. Soon it's already fall and then every girl gets a bf for cuffing season.
>>34752102Haha, no, it does not. It's a struggle.But it will ultimately be worth it once I meet a woman I'm actually serious enough with to have sex with.
>>34752098Fake insta hoe 3/10
>>34752081>the idea of a hookup repulses me but I'm also in no position for a relationshipThis is exactly the kind of situation that "Friends With Benefits" was invented for.
>>34752104Tell yourself that
>>34751935I'm not Henry Cavill. I don't play any videogames, if that's what you were referring to
>>34752112Who even coined that termIt doesn't make any sense I think of handcuffs when people say that
>>34752098She looks like she messages moids.
>>34752113Yeah. Good things come to those who wait I suppose>>34752116As a woman that's just a recipe for disaster.
>>34752088That's a lot for anyone anont. man
How do I stop being a prick? Sometimes I just act like one for no reason
>>34752124She's just here for attention. It's a problem that can be fixed tonight, either casually or non casually.
>>34752123>As a woman that's just a recipe for disaster.Oh nonsense, I've had some lovely and very (mutually) happy FWB involvements over the years.
>>34752126You probably just hate yourself and project that onto the rest of the world.
Boyfriend broke up with me for being depressed. Why are men like this?
>>34752098Imagine getting her pregnant
>>34752123>As a woman that's just a recipe for disaster.Depends entirely on your own ability to stay cool.
>>34752126>Sometimes I just act like one for no reasonWell, clearly it isn't for no reason. What is going through your mind when it happens? Are you angry? Does it make you happy? Is it a turn-on? Or what?
>>34752120Who are you
>>34752121>Who even coined that termNiggers. >I think of handcuffsYou're supposed to.
>>34752132I don't want to kick you while you're down, but if you're not trying to cope with your depression, that's a valid reason to get broken up with.I was dumped by a girl for being depressed when I was younger, and I get why she did it. I wasn't taking any responsibility for my own mental illness and was instead making it entirely her problem.
>>34752132Nobody likes depressed people regardless of gender
>>34752132You are supposed to make life better, not be a burden.
>>34752129>She's just here for attention.So just like all the incels, gotcha.
>>34752058How much are you charging?
>>34752121It makes perfect sense. You "lock someone down".
>>34752103I wish it was a one day event instead of something I’d have to drop a grand on.
waah I hate women I like chad
We need to get the women out and retake atoga for men only.
>>34752126You like to make people suffer because it gives you a sense of control. You hate being a victim and would rather be the perpetrator.
>>34752133why the fuck would I want to do that
>>34752117tell yourself why she is genuinely specialyou will not think of anything
>>34752151Sounds gay.
>>34752146Its just not a very intuitive slang term
>>34752132>Boyfriend broke up with me for being depressed. Why are men like this?Honestly, I do have some sympathy with this. A relationship is supposed to be supportive, but it's also supposed to be *mutually* supportive. When you're with someone who is severely depressed it ends up being all giving and no receiving. And after that has been going on for a while, you realise you're so exhausted from looking after her that you don't have any energy left over to look after yourself. At that point, you either leave, or fall apart.
>>34752140I was getting help for it and he knew going into the relationship that i was mentally ill.
>>34752160>he knew going into the relationship that i was mentally ill.That doesn't mean he realised quite *how* draining being with you was going to be.
>>34752152NTAIt's upsetting how relatable this is to me.>>34752160NTASorry to tell you this, but you're a woman, which means that the men in these threads will never show you any sympathy no matter what. You should've just lied and said you were a man whose girlfriend broke up with him for being depressed.
>>34752160What is a female creature even depressed about?
>>34752157Better than having women around. We can suck each other’s cocks and give handjobs out. Fuck women I hate em.
>>34752160knowing it rationally and experiencing first hand just how draining it is are two very different things.
>>34752160That's also what I was doing in my own similar situation. I was going through the motions of getting help (going to therapy, getting psychiatric treatment) without actually applying any coping methods to my day to day life.Hopefully that isn't what you were doing. Whatever happened, what you need to take away from this is that you two just aren't compatible, not that you're an undesirable or unlovable person.
>>34752132You'd immediately dump and delete men for showing any sign of weakness, so...
>>34752170>which means that the men in these threads will never show you any sympathy no matter what.>several men relate how they got broken up with for being depressed and how they handled itwhatAnd yeah, being together with a mentally ill partner can be a huge burden. Its understandable if someone does not want that.
I am less than perfect, therefore I will me taking my own life soon
>>34752151If only atoga moids were husband material.
>>34752170>It's upsetting how relatable this is to me.You can't treat people like that.>Sorry to tell you this, but you're a woman, which means that the men in these threads will never show you any sympathy no matter what. That isn't true. I'm a man and am replying in good faith to her.
>>34752184>soonWhat's the point of planning it? If you actually don't want to keep going, why not tomorrow or today? Why set a date and create pressure for something you'll pussy out of?
>>34752179No I wouldnt. He was also depressed and I was there for him whenever he needed it. Dont act like you know anything about us. >>34752177I suppose so. I just always imagined marrying him, I never thought there would be a time when we were just friends.
My gym just added a glute bridge machine. It’s time for me to start practicing my thunder plaps
I mean it's not like femanons are actually going to do anything with you. I would. You can count on me you can't count on them.
>>34752098Die already.
>>34752189>He was also depressedTwo depressions don't cancel each other out, they multiply. Its probably really for the best that he broke up, because this tends to end in a dymanic where you pull each other down instead of helping you up.At least one person in sucha constellation should be stable and well adjusted.
>>34752129>>34752134I would get attached so I won't even bother with those
I wonder if that femanon got her tits out for anon on discord or not.
State gender.What do you want?What do you REALLY want?
>>34752203I was just thinking the same thing.
>>34752199Yeah i suppose youre right. Its probably for the better. Hopefully someday well meet again when were both in healthier places.
>>34752204FTo no longer be a NEET and have a job.
>>34752204To be health
>>34752204>her
>>34752204To be gainfully employed in a job where I am treated with respect and not just a punching bag, to be in a relationship with a man that truly loves me, to have my own home. Stability, security, and love.
>>34752200Attached to what, a guy you block if he doesn't perform or looks shorter than his real height
>>34752204M>What do you want?To get married, raise children, publish some of my art and writing and have my work met with positive critical reception.>What do you REALLY want?To leave a positive impression on the world before I die and inspire others to do the same.
>>34752203>>34752205Wow you should like fuck
>>34752204>What do you want?A crumb of pussy>What do you REALLY want?An entire full size serving of pussy
>>34752204Fmy two main goals in life are:1. get a bf who is nice to me and loves me (and ideally we get married eventually)2. get a pet cat (or 2 (or 3))
>>34752212What? I think you let blackpill stuff melt your brain.
>>34752209Hi health
>>34752204MWorld domination and to have an underground kingdom where I rule.
>>34752204MA job, a gf who is also my best friendTo be able to feel comfortable in most social situation, to have pretty good self reliance
>>34752204MI want to be a NEET and become the jobber
>>34752190You're going to be kind of disappointed when 'thunder plaps' just end up helping train you to plap your future 400lbs unemployed gf.
>>34752222Oh, sorry quads of woman. Unfucked women deserve the world for being women.
I love him so very much, he is the best. I regret all the times I felt insecure about things in our relationship. We both love eachother and are doing our bests. He is the love of my life and I'll die by his side. He means the world to me.
>>34752237Fucking loser
Being a man and trying to cope with having been in abusive relationships feels so fake and gay.My standards and boundaries are fucked.
>>34752239Fucking loser
Heavy is the Hammer
>>34752241You should turn your monitor on xD
>>34752233Thank you anon, nice dubs.
>>34752247
>>34752239im sorry that happened to you, i hope you are able to have healthier relationships in the future <3
The biggest cope is people saying "you shouldn't want her anyway if she rejected you for your height"The girls who don't care about your height, they also wouldn't care if you were a dog or a black guy. Every attractive girl wants a tall guy.
>>34752249Damn, frontsies? That's how you know someone's mad>>34752250ty :)
>>34752050No.
I'm dizzy right now
>>34752252I’m just messing around. Hope you're doing fine and better luck in the future.
Girls, if your friend told you you can fuck her boyfriend if you want, would you accept the offer? Let's say you are single and he is your type.
>>34752251>tfw tall but no girl wants me
i have cancer and am going to die
>>34752259no
>>34752261based
>>34752259Hard no
>>34752261Haha
>>34752261sorry to hear that anon hope you will recover somehow
>>34752260Maybe it's because I'm an outlier being a tall woman, but having had experiences with tall men vs shorter men, shorter men are often more pleasant to be around because society doesn't worship them for something outside of their control. A lot of tall men seem to just rely on it in place of a personality and they're kind of just... devoid and kind of expect everyone else to do the heavy lifting because they're tall and that somehow makes them better people. They're usually pretty low-effort and kind of self-obsessed. I enjoy the company of shorter men much more on average. I can't remember the last time I met a tall guy that wasn't an NPC
Why do I get so horny after only one day without fapping?
>>34752260I'm tall and even have the kind of strongfat build everybody was saying women like earlier in the thread and girls all hate me.>>34752261Sorry to hear that, anon. Hopefully you can get treatment asap.
>>34752268Dunno maybe ask again later when a doctor joins
>>34752267I think you're a cunt
>>34752254Why
>>34752272Because they are stupid.
>>34752271That's okay, has no impact on my life but I appreciate you letting me know!
>>34752272haven't had breakfast
>>34752275See. Stupid.
I can smell my genital sweat…I shower and as soon as I start sweating I can smell it stillGirls and Guys, do you like the smell of your own genital sweat?
>>34752277shut up you fat cunt
>>34752280You are dumb.
>>34752282and you are a fatty
>>34752267Well, they have that attitude because everyone DOES treat them better. And your perspective is fucking grim.>I fucked the tall guys and realized they were assholes, so now the short guys get a chance at my used pussy hehe
>>34752285Stupid.
>>34752279F. I like it because I associate it with masturbating, but I don't think it's objectively pleasant otherwise.
>>34752286I said nothing about fucking, stop being vulgar and presumptuous. I've never had sex with anyone
>>34752279No. You should shower twice a day. Potentially 3 times a day. Before work, after work (clean during your rest time!) and then before bed (clean bed!)The more often you shower the less time you also need to spend on each individual shower to remain clean.
>>34752290Lying whore
>>34752289Pervert
>>34752292Just because you say those words, doesn't make it true. I'm sorry for whatever happened to you in life to make you this angry at the world
>>34752279This >>>34752289I love my own smell when I MB; it makes me more horny. I put deodorant outside my underwear though whenever I go somewhere.
>>34752290So what was the point of your post? You have no relationship or dating experience.
>>34752296Slut!
she texts me first.life is good bros
>>34752295Yeh, so what?
>>34752267A friend of mine is like 2m tall and muscular, and he puts a lot of active effort into being normal. I didn't realize how complex laden tall guys are until then, but this guy thinks about his height and how it makes him appear to others constantly. Hes a non-NPC, but thats a huge conscious effort on his side. Also especialyl other men wil project on him like crazy, like grab their gfs and scuttle like cockroaches if he goes somewhere as if he was about to just steal them. Its actually kinda nuts.
Stupid moron didn't have breakfast and complains about being dizzy.
masturbating while being hungry just made things worse
>>34752137I am the Light
>>34752291Uhh, you can follow your own advice, but I’m not showering multiple times a day. Twice a day occasionally is understandable, but that’s not going to be often. I already suffer from a lot of dry skin.
>>34752308But wouldn't showering with dry skin be good because water is wet?
>>34752299I don't need to have sex with someone to get a sense of their depth and personality. >>34752303He's definitely an outlier that's conscientious and considerate of others. Most people in general aren't like that and usually it comes from something happening to them
>>34752304why are you still talking about me?
>>34752302>so what?Chicken butt.
>>34752314Quiet stupid.
>>34752315I'd rather talk about cocks than chickens.
>>34752305Based if F, cringe if M
>>34752310>I don't need to have sex with someone to get a sense of their depth and personality.But we were clearly talking about dating. You're talking about... friendship with shorter men being better? Lol
How am I not supposed to to think incredibly low of women who stay in abusive relationships for money? I also blame the guy, more-so, to be sure. But that doesn't absolve the women for debasing themselves often for years.
>>34752322Oh, I missed the dating part, sorry. But regardless, personality is still important for any sort of relationship.
>>34752309Dude, no lmaoToo much water is bad to consume and shower withToo much of anything is bad>https://www.doctorrogers.com/blogs/blog/dive-deep-into-water-skin-hydration?srsltid=AfmBOooXyP7Ivsta9B28x1-Ef3hr82wdc6N2RmPb2CvFx1DhZ9MrTzil>https://www.verywellhealth.com/is-water-good-or-bad-for-dry-skin-1069532>While water is good for the skin, a shower can strip away oils and make the skin feel dry
In my villain era.
>>34752321M and it was based fuck you
>>34752324>Oh, I missed the dating part, sorryOh, you're a bit slow. No problem.
>>34752323For some women, it's better to stay in an abusive relationship they're familiar with than the unknown of potentially being destitute
short men should have to work on the mines
>>34752317make me
>>34752318>I'd rather talk about cocksWell get on with it then.
Flat women should have to hang out with me and be nice to me
>>34752330Why is her mind so slow to think but her skin is so fast to age?
>>34752338Are you nice to them?
>>34752333I'm tall but I wouldn't mind working in a mine
>>34752338no, me>>34752341Can't you read? fucking retard
Femanons, why aren't you in a throuple like JH?
>>34752336Sshhhh
So this is what women find attractive right in terms of male body proportions and physique?Like, not you hypothetically looking at magazines or whatever and imagining yourself with the person where you're trying to match your own aesthetic to the person and you're crushing on them from afar.Imagine a guy with this body right in front of you at the store or the bank or whatever in a tight fitting shirt or a heavy coat or whatever.
>>34752340Yeah.
I love mid women
>>34752339She’s not the retarded one bro
>>34752347Way too fucking skinny
>>34752342fuck you I want to work in a mine and risk my life every day why do short people get all the cool things?
>>34752345I mean, he's not hideous sure, but I'm not into body builders, so eh.
>>34752341You’re mentally short so you deserve to anyway
>>34752350Small penis
>>34752351she could lose some weight desu
>>34752345that guy owns a 3rd of a bar in phily, is gay and is a domestic terrorist
>>34752352>elf wishes he was a dwarf
>>34752347Me too. >>34752351I fucking love them skinny, I don't like fatties very much. I hate the influence african americans and hispanics have had on the female form with their big booty shit. Skinny white gym bunnies are the true queens.
>>34752353That's not what a bodybuilder looks like. He's like fitness model at best.
>>34752345>this is what women find attractive right in terms of male body proportions and physique?No. Not for me.>Imagine a guy with this body right in front of youI wouldn’t care to date him at all but I would be impressed with how much dedication he has. Either that or put off by the thought of him using steroids.
I posted that thing about flat women and do not claim the young man posting e-girls
Short people are preferred for special forces as well. Tall people are ok I guess but not as useful as short men.
>>34752354someone's angry today
>teehee short men are soo much better than tall men to be around, I looooove short kings yayy!!!>oh dating? ... no? I never dated or fucked anyoneWhat the fuck was the point of her posts? Absolutely worthless opinion.
>>34752353Also yeah, what the other anon said, body builders look like fucking aliens. The women that are attracted to bodybuilders are a very small percentage because they actually look fucking disgusting. Pic related.
>>34752365Angry where exactly…? You’re just retarded.
>>34752364what is this bullshit? you people never shut up about tall men being better
>>34752366Why do you care this much?
>>34752203Who? kittenposter?
so how are you anons doing today?
>>34752366You lack comprehension, huh? She mentioned nothing about dating. Just because someone compliments short vs tall guys doesn’t mean they’re dating anyone. Why are you throwing a tantrum still? Just let it go. People can share their opinions.
>>34752371He's a heightcel. Heightcels make everything about their insecurities, and then when people get annoyed with them, they act like people only don't like them because they're short.
>>34752373Taking a fat shit rn
>>34752369it is in almost every aspect
>>34752367My lil bro idolizes body builders. He wanted some stuff from Young LA for Christmas, and I was fucking cracking up browsing that website and looking at all the models. They look like they were painted by fantasy artists from the 2000s
>>34752310>He's definitely an outlier that's conscientious and considerate of othersYeah, definitely. Actually to an extent where it can get weird and a bit annoying. It actually convinced me that I'm happy with my average height. While being that tall definitely an advantage with women alone because every woman in a hundred meter radius will automatically see him, it also means you're constantly involunatrily getting attention, and this guy always needs to hold back to not be percieved as an intrusive asshole on accident. But from my observation, its surprisingly men who react far stronger to his size than women do.
>>34752377oh good
>>34752373wasting time in this shit I have 10 more mins
>>34752373Good. Being mean to you makes me feel good.
>>34752374>She mentioned nothing about dating. Just because someone compliments short vs tall guys doesn’t mean they’re dating anyone.So why say anything at all as if you're an expert because of your experience? It was completely pointless. It was clear that dating was implied.
>>34752369Ahh, so you’re jealous. No wonder your tantrum is rampant. Need some milk? Go ask mommy to fill your cuppy.
listening to music made by women feels embarrassing for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRBWwwY--Bo
>>34752378your lil bro is probably, unironically, a psychopath. The current fitness industry and series of influencers are the worst humans the world has ever produced. Especially if he wants Young LA stuff. Young LA is literally a front for grooming young women lifters.
I am reaching enlightenment
>>34752337I got bored and started flicking it to some porn instead.
>>34752385no I'm tall actually
>>34752378Yeah, I mean from my understanding they just think it looks cool. Its more like how far can you twist the body to look fucking weird.I would love to see some examples of what women actually find attractive though in terms of like a blind taste testing wide percentage sort of thing. I know women are a lot more varied than men though. I'm just trying to judge what will give me the best chances on cold approaches and dating apps at the moment because personality and character don't really mean shit if you can't even get your foot in the door and talk to the girls.
>>34752347sauce plox
>>34752386Hoe do you know their ghostwriter was a woman?
>>34752388He's actually just fucking dumb as shit lol. He's an alright kid. Stayed out of the manosphere stuff.
I think if you are a hunter being short might be better
If getting hit in the balls hurts so bad, why do men not threaten each other with it more? If movies taught me anything, man to man shit talk is more >i'm gonna bash your head in>i'm gonna break your legs >i'm gonna wring your neckand not>i'm gonna kick your balls Why
>>34752386I like music made by women. Idk, sounds like a you problem.
>>34752383your hate fuels me btw
>>34752259Yes
>>34752393Breh click the funny triangle
>>34752398> I will touch your balls if you don't stopI wonder why
>>34752400Then we both benefit. Good to know.
>>34752267Moid hands
>>34752394good point>>34752399I like it but for some reason it feels embarrassing when I get caught listening to it
>>34752375>they act like people only don't like them because they're short>actPeople do not like short guys. It's a fact. But no, you're also wrong. I never mention my height irl, it's always other people pointing it out in random situations.>heightcelYou're a braindead retard for using your incel buzzwords to sound smart.
>>34752398Not even a guy and I know hitting below the belt is a cheap shot.
>>34752405How do you know?
>>34752269Do you happen to have the tism?
I'm better at putting chapstick with my left hand than I am with my right hand
>>34752366Very tall women will date very short men because they both are undesirable freaks.
>>34752398It's dishonorable and juvenile. Threatening it would be a good way to get your ass kicked about twice as hard as it was about to get kicked.
You look so good in blue
>>34752412I think it's obvious that the answer is yes
>>34752390Anything good?
>>34752408You didn't need to mention your height. Your insecurities are obvious based on the way you act.
>>34752307Hi God I hate you
>>34752379I could imagine. Being constantly visible when you don't want to be sounds like a nightmare, and it sounds like for him, humbling himself just pisses off some guys even more
>>34752413Me but with coomingI've literally only masturbated with the right hand once in my life
>>34752388I really hate people just throwing around words nowadays. Nazi, fascist, psychopath, sociopath, narcissist, socialist, etc. They basically don't mean anything anymore because people use them for fucking everything."Oh this person is a narcissist because they did something vain or selfish.""Oh this person is a psychopath because they don't care about this random person they don't even know.""X euro country is socialist even they're they're literally capitalist."
>>34752408you can always be funny but instead you choose to bitch and moan
>>34752386got a girl has some bangers. what other music do you like?
>>34752424I tried using my left hand a few times, for some reason it feels better
>>34752384It doesn’t fucking matter if something is implied or not. She did not explicitly say anything about dating, dipshitted chnt. Stop throwing a tantrum and stop shotting up the thread.
>>34752421Did you feel like a big boy when you called me a "heightcel"? Is that your new favourite word from your incel forum?
>>34752417I really do. Thanks.
>>34752391Yeah and grass is blue not green
>>34752425Very annoying, yes.No anon my lil bro is just a normie who uses social media and doesn't look very far into anything, not an enthusiastic woman-hating psychopath.
>>34752398Empathy, we don't want our balls attacked. I would much rather get my head bashed in.
>>34752430You're definitely not insecure about your height, that's why your seething so hard about the term "heightcel".
Why do women always perpetuate Hegelian Dialectics
>>34752431plap
>>34752341you would bonk your head against the ceilings and supports constantly lankletunderground is for the dwarves
>>34752437something something most enthusiastic members of the party were young women something something
>>34752429>She did not explicitly say anything about datingSo what was the point of her posts? That short guys should feel good about themselves because she prefers their friendship over friendship with tall men? Kek, worthless.
>>34752437>Hegelian Dialecticswhat
>>34752427they do I really liked that entire album desuespecially this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovAvZpSm5Oobut for something that isn't got a girl I really like this band called sixth june https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJmnrG3rK8
>>34752390Bored of talking about cocks? This is surely an omen of the end times!
>>34752428Left hand for what
>>34752440Not feeling very bisexual rn.
>>34752432no I am tall I was just angry at the hypocrisy
>>34752437>creating a certain world you desire through ideasWomen barely participate in this
>>34752441ok :ccan I be a railway engineer then?
>>34752452That's a very Lawful Evil interpretation of that
>>34752447to extract my cummies
>>34752418The killing blow
I am lawful good but I can be lawful evil.
My mom saw my gf had braided her hair, and said “I used to have braids when I was young too.” Is this a warning sign of jealousy?
>>34752390Corn is le bad. Don't. It prevents you from making real connections with... ah, a woman. Never mind.
>>34752454You will be assigned to forestry management. Fucking elf.
>>34752445just listened to that sixth june song. very nice, ty for the recommendation! i will check out some more of their stuff
>>34752425I don't do that. The objective reality is that the fitness influencer space is a complete cesspool worthy of the criticism.
Want to put a girl on my lap and kiss her while I shlick her
>>34752259No. Also wouldn't a husband either.I'm not a cuck.
>>34752475I like forests:D
Success in life is just a mom diff. Anyone can recover from a shitty or absent father, you can't recover from an abusive or absent mother.
>>34752476nice glad you liked it anon
>>34752491I see that my entire life's purpose is apparently to prove you wrong.
I remember one time in school a girl sitting behind me started braiding my hair :/
>>34752491same thing desu
Woman. Back hurt? Solution have I for you! Reduce breast size! Afford yes! Good good! No pain!
>>34752494that is cute
>>34752494M or f
>>34752366As opposed to me. I chase em.
>>34752500is it?>>34752501M
>>34752502She's a maneater
>>34752491Mmaybe true because I have great parents in general who worked hard and set me up for success but I also replicate like 90% of my mom's social problems
I would let a woman braid my hair.
>>34752491>you can't recover from an abusive or absent mother.You can by joining the military and becoming a killing machine
>>34752503Gay
I don't know anything about ovulation.
>>34752510It’s when they are biologically programmed to seek Chad
>>34752510It's when her eggs start groovin
>>34752491You should sign up for the army.
>>34752419No, I gave up.>>34752446Ikr? I think I'm getting less patient by the day.>>34752474Porn is fine in moderation.
>>34752510it is very scary for men
Remember 1st grade and how you had to walk in line and hold hands?
>>34752509it's not like I asked her to do it she just started complimenting my hair and braiding it
>>34752516>Porn is fine in moderation.I disagree. I don't think there's any way to ethically support the pornography industry.
>>34752373Bad fever. I’m in bed, all I got is my phone. I am so fucked
>>34752510women get stupid and horny and can't think properly
I just tried to ctrl+z irl while drawing. :|
>>34752520Cute twink
>>34752528lol oh so it's not just me
>>34752508>>34752515
>>34752528What dies that do?
>>34752533Undo. I wanted to erase a line and just sat there, wondering why my fingers were touching a piece of paper and a pencil instead of undo.>>34752531I can't believe myself lol
Remember when AI companies were talking about hoe scary AI is and how only thry can keep it under control. And wow look at that AI hacked somebody by it self. Wow yeah sure.
>>34749155>>34749640Do people still watch Rick and Morty? Crazy to see it's on season 9 now
>>34752536*instead of a keyboard, I mean. I need to go have a coffee or something what the fuck is happening
I beat I could get JH to lose interest in sex
>>34752536I see thanks. It is ok. Like those comics where the child tries to use a book like a mobile phone.
>>34752538i see the fandom on my twitter feed sometimes and they are really weird. so many people ship rick and morty together
>>34752401What is making you say yes? Doesn't seem to be a very enciting offer for most girls.
I wonder if any of you have cute accents
>>34752543hahaha what the fuckI don't know why I'm surprised at this point in my internet career that there's a shipping community for that cartoon since there's one for everything, but still
>>34752538To be honest you have to have a really high IQ to enjoy tick and shorty.
>>34752538Yes, big fan. Haven’t seen the new season yet, saving it until I can binge it. same with Always Sunny
>>34752545What's a cute accent?
I regret not asking for titty pics over discord now
>>34752507*sigh*
>>34752549Sunny is one of my absolute favorite shows, but I haven't caught up with the latest season yet. They kinda lost their touch imo.I must have watched the first ten seasons of that show like five times all the way through by now.
>>34752537It probably did AI's are very good at hacking for some reason. The problem is why would the model try and cheat. That just means that they are training it poorly
>>34752478So you're saying objectively they have psychopathy and do not understand or feel human emotions. They can literally torture and kill animals and do not understand why people would be upset at such actions. They can lie and steal, and hurt others and actually just do not psychologically register that this is even a bad thing and cannot grasp normal human emotions. Because that's what psychopathy is.
>>34752545Chinese girls tell me I have a cute chinese accent
>>34752557You don't actually believe that? They made a deal with the company and sent the AI then selves.
>>34752555What a quirky Charlie Kirky
>>34752538I only liked season 1 >>34752549I forgot about the new season of always sunny!
>>34752551You could probably add her and still get them.
>>34752559I am eating at a Chinese restaurant rn actually. Had crispy chiken. They gave me a fork and some wooden sticks for no reason. I couldn't pick my teeth with them so I just left them on the side. Eating fried icecream.
>>34752545>I wonder if any of you have cute accentsMI've got the unfair advantage of being Scottish
>>34752562>I only liked season 1I haven't watched since like Season 4 but rewatching season 1 made me realize there was a drastic tonal shift. I assume the continuation after they changed VAs is even more watered down.
>>34752538I watched it for the first time last week with a coworker. Before that, I only saw the pickle rick memes on /tv/ but never had an interest in watching a full episode. I also didn't tell her that she popped my Rick and Morty virginity.
I'm amused that It's Always Sunny is somehow the longest-running American sitcom.
New because fuck you>>34752571>>34752571>>34752571>>34752571
Arrested development is good.
>>34752560I do because I used AI a lot for security purposes. It is really good at it. I think both things are true. The AI did find a zero day, a shitty one on the infra maybe, and then try and get the weight and succeed at the same time they are def using it as a marketing stunt the same way Anthropic did we Mythos
>>34752578I suppose anything is possible.
>>34752573No way, is it? I would have assumed it was some old one from the 80s or 90s that held the title
>>34752584It is! I wanna say the first season aired in 2005.
>>34752584>>34752587The longest running sitcom is The Simpsons dude.
>>34752595They aren't talking about cartoons.
>>34752204M>What do you want?Never hearing her voice again.>What do you REALLY want?Hearing her voice every single day for the rest of my life.
>>34752545I am a continental euro. I kind of speak like an american but also like a brit at the same time. I say things the british way when i'm grossed out by the american way of saying it.
>>34752545Apparently I have a stereotypical Germanic accent despite speaking grammatically flawless English. I do not know if it is cute. But it is efficient.
>>34752595I figured it was obvious that I meant live-action sitcoms.
as a woman, what challenges would one go through if they entered a relationship with a devoted muslim as a non-muslim?
why would anyone willing date a muzlim
>>34752673that's what im trying to understand lol.
