Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
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Dear men, why are you so obsessed with cock? You think about cock more than us desu. What is goes in, how yours sizes up to other cocks, what color the cock is, if your cock is good enough. Literally a prayer to cock, an ode to cock, you make in your heads. Every single day. Why is that?
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>>34766852you wouldn't get it *joker smoking image*
women are these shoes cool
>>34766852I'm more obsessed with finding someone who tolerates me desu. I don't care about the length, girth or color of my dick, it's fine. And I certainly don't care about others.
>>34766853¿Que dice? No hablo judezno
>>34766852I'm not like that though
>>34766866Puto el que lo lea.
>>34766872Que grosero con razón nadie los quiere
>>34766852A projecting gay man posted this
>>34766852Women obsess over every aspect of their appearance and you're criticizing us for being insecure?
>>34766862Gay Englishman fit
>>34766852Women also think about breasts more than men do. Kinda like having it on your body makes you more aware of it.
>>34766880False, no woman thinks about breasts as much as I do, get outta here
Women, do you have any internalized sexism or misogyny?
>>34766852Do you like them black?
>>34766882Yeah, its incurable at this point I fearThanks josh
>>34766887What is it?
>>34766882>Women, do you have any internalized sexism or misogyny?Yes, but unlike other people's sexism and misogyny, mine is rational and deserved.
>>34766852Why would women think of cock when you prefer fake cocks and wands?
>>34766862Pants bulge
>>34766852Its almost as if we have one dangling off us to inescapably remind us of our shortcomings in every waking minute.
>>34766888Sexism AND misogyny im afraid
>>34766862theyre nice!
>>34766862zesty
>>34766893I think about cock when a man is nice.
>>34766862Id like 2 see those long legs walk around iykwim
What about the opposite gender should I waste my time seething about today?
>>34766902That's gay, and trust me, I'm an expert.
>>34766897But like, what? If you get a female uber driver you cancel and get a male one?
>>34766902Isn't that the dude who advocates for children trans surgeries?
Both gendersHow do you believe you have something to offer?
>>34766852My cock inside a beautiful woman is what I think about.
>>34766918MI don't
>>34766852How could I not?It makes me feel powerful when Im fucking a girl and she is reacting to it, it spot of vulnerability because Im afraid is going to be shamed for it's average size, is how I get all my sexual pleasure. Sometimes it feels like it has a mind of its own with it's own directives.
>>34766876It's probably JH missing her uncle's dick again. That's why she asks every thread for men's dick sizes.
Women, will you make up your mind?
>>34766918MYes im what most groups call the "Emotional Regulator" Which really just means I get to play Emotional babysitter to adults that should know better
>>34766862I like them
>>34766928It is both though. I am only comfortable between 70 and 80 degrees farenheit.
>>34766928Women are just sensitive But a cold work environment isn't an issue, just wear a NON USELESS sweater to work. Not some lacy net bullshit you cant close that provides no actual warmth. God that just passes me off when women complain that they're cold and there WHOLE ASS FUCKING SHOULDER is exposed. You deserve to be cold atp
>>34766918>How do you believe you have something to offer?FI have a lot to offer, but it comes with caveats. I'm really the perfect partner for the right person.
>>34766928>Women, will you make up your mind?Crank the A/C up. I can always put more layers on, but I can't take my skin off or strip down the way men can.
>>34766938I wish I could take my skin off. More and faster, like in one piece, I mean.
>>34766928>Two different women have different opinions>OMG women make up your minds!
>>34766938>can't take my skin off the way men canI didn't konw I can do that thats so coolI bet the foids love it when you , raw pure muscles to flex without every having to hit the gym
>Yes, it is a society-wide issue that women are not seen as attractive when they age, certainly not in comparison to male peers, and this is a misconception worth attacking.I've read this opinion online and with a lot of likesAre we really saying as a society that men liking younger women is a -societ wide issue-???
>>34766928>why do women tend to feel chilliersmall boobs>Why do women suffer more in heat wavesBig Boobs
>>34766938>but I can't take my skin off or strip down the way men can.I wouldn't complain if you went around nude
>>34766945Xitter isn't a society though, its an absolute dump
>>34766945I mean, it's been scientifically shown that men are almost always more attracted to younger women whereas women are generally more attracted to partners around their age.
>>34766951You wish. All that shit has been leaking into real life for a decade.. A /pol/cel is more reasonable than a random person you meet irl.
Women, why would you ask me to hang out and then ghost me when I respond?
>>34766908That's ok. I am pretty gay myself.
>>34766945>read the sun article>woman writer criticizes Noam Gallagher for having a 45 yo gf as a 56 yo man
>>34766955Thats bullshit though. Its just that exactly like some manlets, some older women cannot accept their lot and go on the internet to seethe at the world. All those "likes" tell you is how many cat lady wine aunts are hanging out at whatever place that article was posted, nothing less.
>>34766952>I mean, it's been scientifically shown that men are almost always more attracted to younger women whereas women are generally more attracted to partners around their age>ScientificallyNo one should appeal to science when it comes to relationships and attraction or sex magnetism etc. scientists are dorks, dweebs, geeks, nerds, point-dexters, boffins, pen-pushing, white-lab-coat-wearing, mouth-breathing, pocket-protector-wearing, bowl-cut-in-childhood-sporting, balding-in-adulthood-having, sock-with-sandals-adorning, checkered-shirt-garbed, buck-toothed, propeller-hat-wearing LOSERS.
>>34766967>ask a bunch of men and women what ages they find most attractive >all men say 20 (the lowest possible option) >all women say their own age>this is bullshit though, science doesnt apply to relationships :^)
>>34766967baste
Why is it wrong for old men to find young women attractive? Old women also find your men attractive
>>34766971I find women around 20 to be the most physically attractive, but I've grown out of wanting them as they are all completely retarded in practice. I would say 20 in your study too, which has little bearing of whom I bang IRL
>>34766973>Old women also find your men attractiveDo they though Old women (late 20s+) State age, would you date a man in his early 20s? Do you find them attractive?
>>34766973Its not, its just american hags having a huge melty and americans using the opportunity to have yet another retarded purity spiral about it. They just can' t live without having some kind of witch burning going on , its dey cultchaNobody outside the US gives a remote fuck. In fact we're all laughing our asses off at this retarded shit.
>>34766973Old men are expired and cause autistic children.
Women are so lazy
>>34766981Why do euroids want to rim Americans at every chance they get?
>>34766983Even if that were true and not exaggerated, what if he doesn't want any children?
>>34766902>>34766914>checks it outLel, that happened
>>34766983If you were skinny, you would be a hag. You're actually something worse.
>>34766989>the quarteringDo you like the quartering? That's actually worse than liking that absolute wortless faggot moisty.
>>34766948>I wouldn't complain if you went around nudeI think my bosses would.>>34766960>That's ok. I am pretty gay myselfYou've never even had sex with a woman.>>34766973>Why is it wrong for old men to find young women attractive?It's not. Acting on it is wrong. Just like it's okay to want to piss in a fountain, but you shouldn't do it. >>34766980>would you date a man in his early 20s? Do you find them attractive?Not really. Maybe on a physical level. Age doesn't have much in the way of physical attraction, as you like what you like. But I don't really see myself having much in common with a man or woman in their late teens or early 20's, even if there is mutual attraction and possible sexual chemistry.>>34766983>Old men are expired and cause autistic children.Theo Von on suicide watch.
>>34766952Idk what exactly about that is wrong with that?Attractiveness is supposed to be coded for breedingA 50 year old woman is not more breedable than a 25 year old woman
>>34766973>Old women also find your men attractiveScience shows this to not be the case.
>>34766987Because they are sharting their cultural diarrhea all over us :(
Once you turn 33 all people should be forced to get a vasectomy/hysterectomy Autism cured
>>34766828us
>>34766973>Why is it wrong for old men to find young women attractive? Old women also find your men attractiveIt's just an envy thing, you're not supposed to care about it. There's that saying you know, "Never ask a woman her age". They are extremely self conscious and petty about it, even when you would think they grow out of it in their elderly years, grandma years, they still have a hang up only by then it's at least masked with forced humour, but there's that existential dread under you can detect. They can be envious about lots of things. One woman I knew got bullied in high school all because she said (and demonstrated) that she can eat whatever she wants and she stayed slim (hyperthyroidism). It can be about large boobs, or hourglass figure, it can even be as petty as shit like birthday cakes. One woman wanted a caterpillar shaped cake, a special one they sold at a store a brand name one because her online social media girlfriends got one and posted about it. Her boyfriend couldn't find it anywhere so he made one from scratch spending hours trying to replicate it, and she got all pouty and ungrateful and shamed him over it. But the one thing that they really really really envy: Youth. They can not and will not stand a younger woman, especially if she is getting attention from older men, it drives them over the edge to the point they will socially attack both the man and the girl. Because the younger girl embodies lost beauty, and the older man is established and has abundance and the idea of watching those two things she desires meeting and she isn't a part of it makes her viscerally angry.
>>34766862nag, but they're alright. A little plain for my taste but they're a decent looking versatile grown up shoe.And honestly just wearing grown up shoes puts you well ahead the pack in that regard.
>>34766995>Acting on it is wrong.why
>>34767001Some of the most autistic people I know were born to 22 year olds
>>34767007Just make sex illegal then
>>34766880Aang's legacy>stopped a hundred year war>brought back peace within the four nations>founded a new city >had a small hiccup where he found an old airbender that almost destroyed said city but took care of it quickly, no harm doneWhorra's legacy>Stopped an extremist from taking away other people's bending, ok so far>helped her obviously evil uncle go into a civil war with the water tribe >messed up and lost ALL OF THE PAST AVATARS FOREVER >Leaves the spirit portals open which is horrendous to think about, there are infinite evil spirits that are just eager to kill humans >Made Republic City is covered in vines and spirits and is no longer safe for humans >Defeated the Red Lotus (okay, another positive)>Went to go sulk for a few years while an evil dictator took over the Earth Kingdom >Allowed half of Republic to be destroyed by said Dictator when she brought a giant robot mech into it>Opened up ANOTHER Spirit Portal thus allowing more evil spirits to come and go >Later in her life she causes the destruction of the Earth and nearly wipes out the Human RaceDEI hire avatar
>>34766989>critikal debates sneakoIsn't it weird that these debates are always between retards and not serious, actually informed people?We have got to stop everything being a cult of personality.
Girls, what do you think of having words written on your body with a marker during sex?
If two people of age want to be in a relationship with each other I dont think that should be anybody else's problem
>>34767015What kind of words? I think this makes a big difference.
>>34767016It is, because I don't have sex and I get jealous.
>>34766993Nah, I just found a random thumbnail about this situation. Also, apparently Sneako was a pedo too, but it's not the funny point.
>>34767017What kind of words would you like
>Had anon followed my advice...
>>34766998I'm not making any moral judgements, it is what it is. But I do find it funny when men claim that their standards are always based off of things women can change, when obviously you can't change your age.
>>34767024Really nigga
>>34767023Yeah, i know the basics of that debate. Moisty and sneako are both below average intelligence. They're not even dishonest, they're just too retarded to even understand what's going on.
>>34767027Okay, your choice>R. E. A . L. L. Y. N. I. G. G. A.
>>34767024>>34767027Because I was thinking degrading ones
>>34767026There's a big difference between "most attractive" and standards ffs
>>34767026Id rather date a smoking hot 35 year old than a busted uggo 20. But generally younger women tend to be attractive
>>34767034>There's a big difference between "most attractive" and standards ffsWomen typically want to be regarded as the "most attractive" by the man she likes. If the man were to tell her "you just meet the standard" it would be like throwing vinegar in her eyes.
>>34767002Us?
>>34766995I've had sex with 4 women. You take that back.
>>34767015No
I'm still not sure if I want to be in relationship, but I know I want companionship. I want to share with someone. Do you ever feel the same way?
>>34767040>you just meet the standardWomen think the exact same thing though. Sure she'll date someone 5'9", but she'd rather be with Mr. 6'4"
ladies, if we were dating and instead of saying things like 'you're beautiful' i said things like 'i find you quite pleasing to my eye' and before you ask yes i am autistic
First day at the bureau glowie?
Chat, fair or nah?
Femanons, how often would (You) ideally like to have sex?
>>34767052I dont know what this means
>>34767040She should be happy with just being marriage material
>>34767052A person with glasses can't be evil, I'll handshake her.
>>34767015Pornbrained, performative, unnecessary. If someone's writing on my tits I expect to be paid for it.
Woman, would you be willing to be carried to bed every day, with the possibility that in a random day, I'll powerbomb you into the bed?
>>34767053Every night where we're not otherwise disinterested in sex.
>>34767047It's easy to get people onboard even if it's against their morals (and honestly, minority males are also broadly retards, so I don't really care what their opinions are 90% of the time), by offering them a decent paycheck and benefits.Conveniently the government forgets you can make people behave and get invested in the system by actually giving them a way to participate in it any time other than wanting them to be cops.
>>34767056i like how this bait is so stale at this point that the people posting it have now cropped the reddit title and most of the text out of it, probably to pass it off as new bait
>>34767049>Women think the exact same thing though. Sure she'll date someone 5'9", but she'd rather be with Mr. 6'4"Sure. Typically most men don't give a shit. At least men who have a semblance of confidence, even if a shorter guy got a bit annoyed over it it's nowhere near the level of insecurity a woman has (unless we're talking about incels. Incels for some reason manage to make female envy look like good manners in comparison). Here's an example and I am using socially adjusted or at least non-mentally ill generalisations for reference:>A woman is watching TV, she sees her old celebrity crush on screen in a movie: "Awww wow look, aww he looks so cute in this I forgot he looked like such a baby!"The man says "Yeah that's nice dear.">A man is watching TV, it's female wrestling, or women's tennis, or a sensual music video of a young, attractive, scantily clad and very talented woman. The man is transfixed, ogling at the screen, or even remarking at the talent and allure "She really knows how to sing, how old is she? She made that much success at that age? Fucking hell that's something">The woman is giving the man the cold death stare and shooting daggers at him. She either walks away quietly to bed, or if she is outspoken "She looks like a fucking slut."
MOIDS!!! BRING ME MORE BAIT!!!! I DEMAND IT!
>>3476698034>would you date a man in his early 20s?Never>Do you find them attractive?To look at if I don't think about it too hard and don't talk to them? Sure. But not in the same way I'd look at a guy around 30. Like he's going to be hot he's not done cooking yet. I feel like men don't get good until their late 20s.
>>34767056She's obviously a retard, but he's also being a baby.There. No further discussion is needed.
>>34767015Kinda hot.>>34767065We literally talked about this same shit last thread too.
>>34766989>unmodderated debate is true guys!Get a load of this guy.
>>347670533x a week.
>>34767068Bitches be like>ooo a puppy i must kiss this filthy worm infested beast because muh estrogen
>>34767067So basically, you're agreeing with me, women are unreasonable hypocrites
Inkwells here being like Foxy...
>>34767073No one forced Charlie to say that inane shit, he brought it on himself
>>34767070>I feel like men don't get good until their late 20s.How long do they're overripe
>>34767068
>>34767079*until they are
>>34767073Moisty lost a debate to an 85 iq haitian, who doesn't believe in age of consent. This shouldn't be possible, but it happened.
>>34767068Why are Americans like this?
>>34767076>So basically, you're agreeing with me, women are unreasonable hypocritesEmotional hypocrites. As men we're intellectual hypocrites. Arguably our hypocrisy is more egregious because we can at least say emotions are irrational we can at least say there's an involuntary element there. For men our hypocrisy nails us to dead to rights because we often pride ourselves in self-mastery.
>>34767068Moids, why are you incapable of innovation?
Women, would it bother you if you found out your S.O had frequently fantasized about you before you knew they were interested?
>>34767083You probably went to school in a country where the minimum education level is at least semi-reasonable. The education available to most americans is approximately the same as most central african countries.
Are Fucking Foids taking more cock or less cock than ever before?
>>34767087where do you moids even find shit like this
>>34767083Dumb Americans have more sex, thus creating more dumb people, repeat ad infinitum
>>34767068Men, have you ever been mogged by a woman at the gym?
>>34767087What the fuck is this bullshit?
>>34767087>went bankrupt>went bankrupt>went bankrupt>asked daddy to get anew credit card because this ones spent, pretty pleeeeaseeee>went bankrupt
>>34767068The only bait I bring are roses and chocolates to fish for your heart.
>>34767078So this is also true? You're gonna pull your cock out?
>>34767095>arched backOnly egolifters do this shit>b-bu-but b-Youre dyel
>>34767095I don't lift weights, are you supposed to do that with your back? Never seen it.
>>34767068I don't have a bait question to ask for this one but this one eerily reminds me of the girl I was just dating who turned out to be insane so feel free to laugh at me.
>>34767053Every other day ish feels about right>>34767062Sure sounds fun as long as I get veto power over the powerbomb on days I don't feel good>>34767079Dunno. Depends on how well they keep themselves up, testosterone levels, genetics n such probably.
>>34767088No. But it can't be anyone else or else it is weird.
>>34767087>Moids, why are you incapable of innovation?I wonder when girls like that will realize that men find the girl boss shit as unattractive and unappealing for love as women would find drag queens entirely unappealing for love
>>34767068Foids have you ever made the most out of a terrible situation?
>>34767103Tryhards do it because it reduces the range of motion required per repition thus making the exercise easier. It should be cheating imo but it isnt for some reason
>>34767087Lol, I am friends with the investment bankers who fund women like this.It is, 100% of the time, in exchange for having sex with them. They are glorified prostitutes.
>>34767105O_O
>>34767082Sneako absolutely shat himself in that video. Cope and seethe.
moids too much bait, i don't like this anymore. take it away, no i don't want a to go box. just go away
>>34767068/atoga/ns, have you ever felt sad about losing a family member?
>>34767106>Sure sounds fun as long as I get veto power over the powerbomb on days I don't feel goodSounds reasonable. I'd even help you powerbomb me if you feel like it.
>>34767108I wonder when the day comes that you can finally be happy and out of the hole you are in, so that I hear positive things from you instead of negative.
>>34767062No. I want to do that. Especially powerbomb him and bridal carry.
>>34766852Because a tall guy with a small penis gets made fun of/disappoints women if he isnt hung too.>inb4 no he doesn't I'm speaking from personal experience with being shamed for my dick.
>>34767119Cried for a year and panicked with anxiety for four years.
>>34767068Oldie but a goldie
>>34767050Interesting. How autistic can you get with a compliment? I think it may be the answer to my compliment aversion.
>>34767117>no, stop, its too much, aaaaaaa
>>34767117I'm done I don't want to spam the thread or make people think I'm the usual TikTok spammer. Here's an apology webm.
>>34767013no?you can't have a debate in good faith with two intelligent peopleonce definitions are established the only thing to do is reconcile value differences (which you can't), or quarrel at best you can debate semantics which is worse than useless (boring) if you have two intelligent people presenting opposite sides in some kind of rhetorical arena it is most likely a rally for their tribes -- a public event to speak what their side things and mock the other side, not a true debate
>>34767122I think I'm too large, but you can try.
>>34767052>Chat, fair or nahAbsolutely fair. When I invaded people in Dark Souls, I would always bow. And when they began to bow, I would immediately run behind them and backstab them every single time. Without exception. I felt such a rush doing it too, and when I saw the hatemail notification I would start laughing
foids 1-10how much tit envy do you have?
>>34767119Yes. I loved my meemaw. She spoiled me with hand crocheted barbie clothes.
>>34767095I hate gym content.First of all, congrats, good for her for lifting, but it's a shame she can't engage with it in a positive way and needs to make a point of being better or winning against people who aren't even competing with her, rather than just focusing on the positive of her going to the gym and lifting decent weight.And that's ignoring that he's flat benching what appears to be warm up weight for him.>t. I bench approximately as much as both of them combined, including the bars.No, I have never been mogged irl at the gym by a woman, though there are women who can lift more than I can.
>>34767121>I wonder when the day comes that you can finally be happy and out of the hole you are in, so that I hear positive things from you instead of negative.Sorry I am not a people pleaser, that's an exhausting and fake way to go about life.
>>34767106I haven't noticed much of a difference across my life tbqh. Although people have toold me I look like I'm 30 since my early twenties, and I haven't changed a lot now that I'm actually in my 30s.
>>34767128I love borzois, they look done and like nothing matters to them anymore.
>>34767127literally me omfg
>>34767090You posted this as bait, but it's actually quite true. The majority of Americans generally cannot be considered educated humans or even really competent with basic ideas of logic.
>>34767133-20I love my boobies.Fun to mush.
>>34767022I laugh at manlet behavior, because it's funny.
>>34767105
>>34767128cute borzoi. i thought this was going to be a bug jumpscare at first
>>34767119my mom just got rid of her cancer so I was mentally preparing beforehand because it wasn't certain. Other than that I don't have enough family to lose in the first place. Thanks for reading my blog
Either gender, do you think you pass the cake check or would it be no cake for you?
>>34767048yes. Relationships are too real and complicated and serious, i just want the fantasy version in my head. Maybe the companion of a dog or goldfish
>>34767119I have a nearly infinite capacity for understanding that people need to process trauma in different ways, and sometimes pick ways that are bad and stupid, and people should have patience for that because they are obviously struggling for justifiable reasons.This however is too far. The only implication I get from this is that she is estranged from her son and doesn't really care or expected it was coming at some point anyway.
>>34766934No, I want my women to wear lacy net bullshit they can't close properly.And their shoulders are supposed to be exposed.I need to warm them.
>>34767012>stopped a hundred year warThe 100 years war only started due to Roku's incompetence and sentimentality.>brought back peaceNot really. He actually fought against it directly after the war.>founded a new city Actually, by Zuko, in a village that spent so long under Fire Nation rule that the Earth Kingdom residents lived in harmony with the Fire Nation residents. Aang initially fought against it.>found an old airbender that almost destroyed said cityHe would have died alongside his friends if not for Katara, same as when she saved the Avatar cycle by reviving him after Azula killed him.>Stopped an extremistClassic Korra W>helped her obviously evil uncleMost people don't think their uncle wants to kill them and become a giant spirit demon. Opening the spirit portals was the right move, she just mistook his intentions.>messed up and lost ALL OF THE PAST AVATARS FOREVER Not really her fault. The same would have happened to anyone.>Leaves the spirit portals openThere are also infinite evil humans who would threaten peaceful spirits.>Made Republic City is covered in vinesThe natural state of the world and what the Avatar was originally made for. To be the equilibrium between man and spirit. She also brought back the Air Nation that Aang let die.>Defeated the Red LotusWhich her uncle was a member of. Really the whole thing with Unalaq was a failure on the part of those around her. If they had been more proactive, they would never have been a threat.>Went to go sulk for a few yearsBitch, she was in a fucking wheel chair and dealing with trauma.>Allowed half of Republic to be destroyedAgain, not her fault. Several people were responsible for Kuvira's rise to power including Suyin, Varrick, Bolin, and Bataar Jr.>Opened up ANOTHER Spirit PortalMost spirits are good or neutral to humans and they live in harmony.>causes the destruction of the EarthWe don't know that yet. She likely died saving humanity.
>>34767146happy for you anon, i hope your mom stays cancer-free for good
>>34767050i would like that
>>34767006>whyBecause the older person should be responsible and able to discern when a relationship is inappropriate. 18 is an adult, and thus they're free to make their mistakes for themselves, but the older person should know better.
>>34767147Selma, Georgie, and Yara desperately need breeding (by me)
>>34767147MYeah, nothing noteworthy there.
>>34767101What Charlie said wasn't true, that's kinda the point, no one expected him to be as wrong as Sneako
>>34767144As much as I dislike some female stupidity, I still can't help but feel vicarious hurt for that chick. You can pinpoint when the knife drops into her heart and her eyes glass over. I hope she finds a good man and has a family, no one deserves to be emotionally homeless.
>>34767147>georgie I thought the dutch made stupid names illegal
>>34767159does your opinion change when you learn that she sells herself online
blackpill stuff is crazy because im 6'4 and make 120k a year and i still cant get with girls who are attractive to me. I only get chances with broke ugly fat girls who want me to pay their bills/student loans. Its wild. These incels think height is some cheat code
>>34767052>>34767044I really wish you'd stop trying to kill the thread.Why do some of you kids hate atoga so much.
>>34767095no but i would be both intrigued and attracted>>34767119yes but i think i mourn differently. my step grandma died of alzheimers. so i sort of processed that point where she didn't recognize me or my voice as her having already been dead. i didn't outwardly act or treat her like she was dead but my step grandma was already gone.same thing with my bio grandma, once she was confined to a bed and i saw her mental slipping i knew she was already gone. i did cry during her birthday because she'd always say something after singing happy birthday because we locked eyes and i could see the recognition like she remembered
who's the most based serial killer/mass shooter?
>>34767170Whoever gets you.
>>34767015hot as long as i get to see pics of ur view after
>>34767162>does your opinion change when you learn that she sells herself onlineNo, I would say I would pray for her even moreso at that point.
>>34767144I get that a lot of people feel schadenfreude when they see stuff like this, but older women feeling sad about not having families has always upset me. Maybe in part because of a couple exes I still have feelings for that frequently like/retweet stuff on social media that clearly shows that kind of regret.
>>34767170Zendaya
>>34767170The texas clock tower guy
>>34767170Probably that guy who was like>guys I'm going insane! there's something wrong with me and I'm gonna hurt a lot of peopleand then everybody ignored him, and he later shot a bunch of people from a bell tower and it was later discovered that he had a big brain tumour that made him go insane.He's only based because of trying to warn people there was something wrong with him beforehand though. Not because he shot people.
>>34767149I don't mind the seriousness? But idk maybe I'm just afraid of putting myself out there
>>34767158So an unmodderated debate is not serious and just embarassing content that you guys love to guzzle while he gets more viewcounts.
>>34767170Jack the RipperYeah, others are better, killed more people, avoided the police for longer and whatever. I don't care, most aura by far.
i wish dune was real so i could ask those weird guys to cook me up a perfect baddie like they did for Leto II. why arent we funding genetic engineering more heavily
>>34767177It was >>34767176 this guy. Must have been a clock not a bell tower.
>>34767180Until you remember he was just a mentally ill postman that lived in the area.
>>34767144I feel bad for her.
>>34767164Anon, I may be the most repulsive man in the world, but even I don't believe in that shit and I'm finding myself to be a more positive person because of that. Be human instead of your dreams okay? You're too attached to this bizarre world of irony where people have cynical intentions in what they do and you're somehow the one who doesn't. It's delusional and it is gonna fuck up your happiness and put you in a worse mental state. You may think you're believing the truth, but in the instance where you keep putting yourself down because it is truthful is idiocy, because sometimes despite people saying a brick wall can't be knocked down from your hands, if you punch it long enough you get through it. Anything is possible anon.
>>34767182Because having a catgirl gf would make people happy, and the powers that be can't allow people to be happy.
>>34767144Did she glitch out? What happened there?
>>34767184It's still officially unknown.
>>34767176>Texas Clock tower guyCharles Whitman, and yes I agree. He is the most fascinating serial killer bar none. >He became a serial killer>Because of a brain tumor A fucking brain tumor made a ex-sniper go on a rampage. Did some shit to his brain and he went postal
>>34767182Even if we did, people like you and me are not the ones who're going to enjoy it.
>>34767188it's called scripted content, designed to maximize engagement and exposure
>>34767136No it isn't anon. Being positive is a great thing. You can tell me I'm schizo for that all you want, but a ton of people in the field of psychology would agree with me that it is valuable to be positive.
>>34767184If we're going by the strictest definition of "based" (as in not giving a fuck about what people think), then Jack is automatically top tier. There were no deep theatrics or letters to police. Dude was just a maniac that wanted to kill people, nothing more.
>>34767130>.>
>>34767192i make ok money i could probably pay for a dating service to meet one (i have a gentle heart and soul so she will be woo'd by my kind words)
>>34767178you should put yourself out there
>>34767073>>34767179>unmodderatedYou mean unmoderated? How does that absolve him of responsibility for his retarded view on children?
My mom is watching foidslop
>>34767043I've also had sex with four women, but the bitches I pull are badder than the ones you do.
State gender.Do you ever lose yourself in endless wikipedia search queues?Like you start with A, notice B, then C and you end up on the history of some mountain in Mongolia.I especially like looking up stuff from the 19th to the mid 20th century where they already have photos attached from the time.
>GenderYou've been abducted by aliens!The only way to secure your release is to sleep with a stranger.The only input you're given is deciding what type of (legal) porn they're most and least likely to have masturbated to. What do you choose?
>>34767120I appreciate the sentiment but how would that be possible without something on the ceiling for you to hold on to? Getting 50 pounds onto my shoulders is a struggle let alone a whole man.>>34767133I'm conflicted. The shape is way better but they're too big. Maybe a 5.>>34767147I honestly have no idea so that probably means I fail.
>>34767144this is deeply unpleasant to watch, jesus
Would you date an addict catgirl?
>>34767201what is she watching
Im glad i traded putting effort into life for time on 4chan. You guys are funny and make my day
>>34767194>No it isn't anon. Being positive is a great thing. You can tell me I'm schizo for that all you want, but a ton of people in the field of psychology would agree with me that it is valuable to be positive.I believe (you) are positive. I've seen your threads from time to time, I'm a fan. Some people give you shit but I've always seen your efforts to brighten this place up and it's appreciated. I don't think you're a people pleaser schizo, I think for you that's probably how you roll. For some of us, negativity is how we grow. I just make sure I only attack ideas or behaviours and not people behind those. For the souls behind their eyes I do my best to remain merciful.
>>34767207Can she be a sex addict?
>>34767143This. Mocking a manlet for being short is crude and cruel. Mocking manlets for adhering to the trope is comedy gold.
>>34767205>I appreciate the sentiment but how would that be possible without something on the ceiling for you to hold on to? Getting 50 pounds onto my shoulders is a struggle let alone a whole man. I could jump very high and then you push me forward. Or we could put some bars in the ceiling if you prefer.
>>34767214Sure. But do you really want a catgirl gf who just constantly fugs other people?
>>34767207i want the green haired one
what do You think really happened to lars mittank?
>>34767207No.
>>34767203FNot so much any more but yeah
>>34767214id be a sex addict if im in a relationship
>>34767208Virgin River
>>34767215Same.I do mock men who lie about how tall they are.
>>34767213Thank you I appreciate that.
>>34767204MMost: amateur or lovey dovey stuff I guess.Least: dunno, pedo shit?
>>34767218You can have her. The long blonde hair one is mine though. Yours is smelly.
>>34767203MNot exactly wikipedia queues. But when I find about a topic that interests me, I look about info about it everywhere.
>>34767225NtaMy mom watches that too wtf
do autistics ever grow out of their childish obsessions with anime and cartoons, or is this a life-long thing for you?
>>34767226im 6'5 and say im 5'7 on dating apps
>>34767229heheh i love her
>>34767232I think it's here to stay. Cartoons are cool and your bait is lame.
>>34767194>>34767213>I just make sure I only attack ideas or behaviours and not people behind those. For the souls behind their eyes I do my best to remain merciful.And this is the idea the attention-whoring triptroon represents.
>>34767232yeah but they find new ones
>>34767203I used to. My tastes have gotten more specific. I spent a month watching house and then got into learning medicine, I proceeded to read half of Harrison's Internal Medicine.
Femanons, is this true??
>>34767200Not having an official fact checker, designated topics and metering for time is literally just two dudes screaming at each other over then internet.You're telling me you'd take a shitpost spam round as fact on here? The place of fiction?
>>34766918MI don't, I'm unironically good at anything I try to do aside from be likeable so at best I'm a temporary source of some material benefit but nobody ever sticks around for more than a few years of free rent and dinners
>>34767202I'm not collecting women I bed and constantly rubbing my pussy to the memory of having been with them so, good job?
was the mistery box in call of duty zombies promoting gambling to kids?
>>34767232life-long but i don't build my life around it like the equivalent to a disney adult
>>34767204Female gaze websites only so I can get a lesbian.Least would have to be andrew tate vids.
>>34767243A fact about their true opinion, yes. Not always true, but more often than not.
>>34767243are you really that stupid or are you being purposely obtuse for attention?
>>34767249950 points.Ray gun950 pointsRay gun950 pointsRaygu950e pointsPay ru950
>>34767241No, and it wouldn’t matter
>>34767241>ragebait on an account with an ai generated girl pfpGee, I don't know rajesh, I wonder if it's true.
I JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLYWELL I TRIP OVER EVERYTHING YOU SAYI JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLYIN THE WORST WAY (WORST WAY)
>>34767220He probably got eaten.
>>34767119MNo my father died this year and I'm only sad that he didn't die sooner
>>34767241>ai profile picture>random word + long number username>*you're* useless bald ugly husbandleast obvious xitter engagement bait
>>34767250i feel sorry for people like >>34767152and even more sorry for any normal people who have to live with them
>>34767232Lady, that stuff does not make us childish okay. You're probably reading some news story about creepy guy from reddit grooming a minor on Discord. That isn't all of us. Look I don't like to appear ungracious and unappreciative for hard work, but the things I like, the things I believe in I prefer than having a high IQ.
What women don't understand is that men are in competition with one another. We don't care if other men are isolated or poor, we only care about the men in our tribe. If you're an average man then other men killing themselves is beneficial to you. So when radfems try to bring up things like the male suicide rate or random men falling behind women in school to attack high value men just know that it doesn't affect us.
>>34767253>>34767254You're being purposely obtuse so why am I not allowed to be? Shut up, chud.
I was walking around my neighborhood, and it is so ugly. Everyone throws trash in the ground, and the plants are dead and ugly, and the dirt is like sand. My house is no better. I don’t want to live here but I don’t know how to leave. I feel sad I grew up here. What’s it like to be from somewhere beautiful?
>>34767232>childish obsession with cartoons>detective conan:^)
>>34767270>What’s it like to be from somewhere beautiful?You dont appreciate it until its gone
>>34767268>The least edgy simp.
>>34767268>we only care about the men in our tribeThat's kinda gay.
>>34767152>>causes the destruction of the Earth>We don't know that yet.Happened because she allowed the spirit portals to stay opened
>>34767147I’ll pass, I exercise a lot
>>34766956Anyone?
>>34767274Do you think Genghis Khan would give a fuck if other men in a random village were killing themselves? It would just make his job of conquering easier.
What's the most you can lie about your height?I'm 5'8 and I usually say I'm 5'9, but I was thinking of just going to 5'10, but is 2 inches too much?
>>34767270Dunno. Our topsoil is mostly sand too and the county is poor. It's pretty when you go away from where the people are. Blueberry bushes like it here.
>>34767269No, we were quite objective about Charlie's view on children's consent
>>34766956Changed my mind and don't want to tell you for fear of being perceived as fickle.
>>34767286Shut up, chud.
>>34767283Genghis Khan wouldn't make a post about how manly he is for not caring.
>>34767284I always thought I was 5'9" but when I told a girl that she said that didn't seem right, months later I go to the doctor for a checkup and get measured, 5'8"Idk if she was just trying to knock me down a peg or she has a superhuman manlet radar
were the FIFA packs promoting gambling to kids
>>34767288It's better to be a chud than a woke, but that's besides the point
Women, is this The Summer You Became Beautiful?
>>34767147They need to be bred by Arabs. The probably are already dating Muhammed.
>>34767289If he lived in a world with social media he'd most likely use it, yes.
*David Attenborough voice*Now that the weekend is over, the cranky foids all return to atoga to hate on men after the Chads they had intercourse with ghosted them. They will repeat this behaviour next weekend, in hopes of getting commitment from the Chads. Though, that commitment will never come.
>>34767289And he'd punch you in the face and demand you work yourself painfully close to death.
>>34767294Woke guys get laidChuds don't
>>34767264well there's nothing wrong necessarily with being passionate about something and sort of what you're getting at. would you feel second-hand cringe or embarrassment if you were talking to someone and offhandedly mentioned something about a sports team and they start prattling on and on and on and on and on and on about the players, stats, all of the other nitty-gritty details that as a casual fan of the team/sport probably wouldn't care about? it's all about how you carry yourself
>>34767270I love Washington State and all the neighbors I know tend to take care of their land. Though like anywhere there's a lot of retards that ruin everything they touch.
>>34767119>/atoga/ns, have you ever felt sad about losing a family member?Yeah, my mom. I genuinely can't describe the pain I was in when she rapidly deteriorated. I come from a bad upbringing, but my mom always tried her best to make me feel emotionally safe as a kid to try and cancel out what I had to witness at home. I became a deadbeat through teens I was a bad kid, but I always wanted to turn shit around. Eventually I did and I found a really nice woman after a streak of toxic relationships. By the time I got engaged my mom started to die rapidly. I still remember being so desperate I wanted to the hospital to allow a small private wedding ceremony at the hospital because my mom would cry when she was in and out of consciousness that she didn't want to miss the wedding since I was the only one of my brothers to break out of the bad cycle. Obviously that couldn't happen in time, and it's one of my most painful regrets, not getting my shit together on time. I really wanted to make her proud.
>>34767294No, chud is ugly and an excess male.
>>34767303After transitioning? Not worth it.
>>34767299He made shows of strength and power, true. But I don't think he'd do it to show how much he doesn't care about women being mean to him like you did.>>34767302So?
>>34767300*Clint Eastwood Voice*You need to work not worry so much.
>>34767312Can you lead by example and believe that rather than tell people that?
I've had 300 calories today but I dont feel that hungry
>>34767300Incel spend weekend fantasizing about other men.
My chud dilemma: I dont agree with giving kids hormones but only the trans girls who got hormones before puberty are actually attractive
>>34767318Example of what? I'm only mocking the other guy for acting like an edgy teenager. Like you know what I do or believe in.
I need a wife
>>34767322*unsubscribe*
do Yñyou agree with antinatalism?
>>34767300Girl needs to focus on herself kek she doesn't need a man
>>34767326Only for nonwhites/non-east asians
>>34767296Why did you capitalize that
>>34767241Imagine being an incel and getting Izzat farmed like this. Embarassing.
Chat, what kind of equality do you prefer?
>>34767264>i feel sorry for people like >>34767152 (You) #I wouldn't trade one second of my life for a hundred years of yours. Keep your pity for yourself.>>34767277>Happened because she allowed the spirit portals to stay openedAgain, we don't know that yet. But like I said, her opening the portals (and stopping Amon) is the only reason there are air benders left. Since the original Air Nomads died due to Roku not stopping Sozin and Aang running away. Nearly every Avatar in history inherited a mess from their past life and Korra is no different.>>34767326True anti-natalists would be called racist.
women would you date a man that hates his penis?
>>34767326MKinda, humans are very strange
>>34767326Only for non-whites (including east Asians [excluding ASEAN])
>>34767335Does >he hate his penis?
>>34767332>american mmothat's wrong but i only play guild wars.
>>34767326no, it's pseudo slop
>nuke India NOWFemanons, thoughts on my political platform? I plan on running for office.
>>34767332I want a game with bulge physics like badur's gate 3.Matter of fact, I'm gonna go play that now.
>>34767345racism slop
>>34767335Nah
>>34767323You believe in Genghas Khan's ways, but am on your computer and phone all the time...
>>34767119M, I felt sad for not feeling sad about my father if that makes any sense. I still feel guilty for not being sadder but it is what it is. My mom was trying to tell me to not look too normal during the impending funeral. I don't blame myself I think but I still feel kind of disgusted with myself
>>34767338fuck off filipoid
>>34767326No, the opposite. There should be a hefty childfree tax for over 40s and over 55 only communities should be banned. Social security payments should be calculated based on the tax payments of your children, no kids? The only thing the government should pay for is MAID. Have 9 kids that are all welfare dependents? MAID. Have three net taxpaying kids? Enjoy your boomer tier cruises and golf retirement, plus you should be allowed to shoot the childfree with paintball guns.
>>34767333>is the only reason there are air benders left.Nah, Aang and Tenzin already reproduced enough to make that happen, it was just a matter of time
>>34767333growing up i always wanted to give korra a hug and kiss her when she was in that wheelchair. everyone was so cruel to her :(
>>34767324They just eat your food and complain
>>34767346Good riddance
>>34767350>M, I felt sad for not feeling sad about my father if that makes any sense. I still feel guilty for not being sadder but it is what it is. My mom was trying to tell me to not look too normal during the impending funeral. I don't blame myself I think but I still feel kind of disgusted with myselfIf it's alright for me to say it, there really is no right or wrong way to grieve. Even feeling nothing at all is its own form of grief. Fact you wrote this is kinda the evidence of that, bud. Means your father matters to you that's why you speak of him. I'm sorry for your loss bro.
>>34767351Theyre the most powerful race in the world though
>>34767348why not?
>lets you make a cute girl of any skin colour>or buff guy I SUPPOSE>so many good looking armour sets its peak
>>34767359nu uh
>>34767349I'm assuming you're confused. I'm not the one who compared myself to Genghis Khan, that was the edgy guy saying that a true man sees another men dying as an advantage, and that Gengis Khan would think similarly.
>>34767332Warhammer 40000
>>34767333>her opening the portals (and stopping Amon) is the only reason there are air benders leftTo be fair, that was a deus ex machina that nobody could foresee, and it wasn't intended. She decided to open the portals because "muh balance" despite seeing what that means in the first Avatar's flashbacks.
why does every american girl want to have sex with black guys?
why is this so true?
i sat in my car listening to music for an hour and then fell asleep
>>34767361It's going to take 3 hours to download.Surprise.
>>34767376BasedI'm too wound up to do thatPure distilled anxiety runs thru my vains
>>34767373porn
>>34767378my car is my poorly reinforced fortress
>>34767374No, both are desperate.
>>34767377Welp, that's more of you problem
Men,How do we solve the male loneliness epidemic? This shit is a disease and we need to kill it.
>>34767374>why is this so true?Have you ever wondered why these so-called "trvkes" only ever exist in the form of .jpg, .png, .gif or .webm?
>>34767386go away
>>34767364Because he hates his penis.He's insecure and he's going to make his issue my problem and there's nothing I can do to fix it for him.
>>34767386Old Yeller style.
>>34767386It doesn't exist, women made it up.
>>34767394So you think men aren't lonely at all?
>>34767386If only the men that were found incapable of maintaining a relationship could be branded.You guys even had a nice system and you still shit on it. What you want out of women is unfair and you can scoff at the grapes all you want. We would rather you kys since you won't get better.
>>34767395>x isnt true>so z must be the case then?lowest iq board on 4chan.
>>34767398You are on 4chan were you expecting the cream of the crop?
>>34767401other boards arent this retarded
>>34767345Based, but Pakistan deserves it more.>>34767353>Nah, Aang and Tenzin already reproduced enough to make that happen, it was just a matter of timeDefinitely not. Kya and Bumi could have potentially had airbending descendants, but just like if Amon took away Tenzin's and his kids' bending, there would be no one to teach them. It was INCREDIBLY irresponsible for Aang to have only reproduced with one woman and a waterbender at that. Say Tenzin wasn't born an airbender? The art, of which a lot Aang didn't actually know, would have died with him. That also means any subsequent Avatars would not have had a master to teach them airbending.>>34767356>everyone was so cruel to her :(Real, she had the shittiest hand possible dealt to her. Attempted assassination as a baby, sheltered by the White Lotus her whole life, inherited an unprecedented world of modern technology and political unrest that no other Avatar did, and deals with enemies other Avatars (to our knowledge) never did. Korra had it rough through four whole seasons but came out stronger because of all of it. She's my GOAT.>>34767371>To be fair, that was a deus ex machina that nobody could foresee, and it wasn't intended.Nevertheless, she did. Most people's decisions aren't made with foresight.
>>34767396>We would rather you kys since you won't get better.I'm trying here. What more do you want?
>>34767395Most "lonely" men aren't sufficiently lonely enough to care to change it and pursue women. It's a fleeting emotion that comes and goes like any other emotion.
>>34767404Other moids succeed better at killing themselves.
>>34767402Oh you are going to need a source on that one. I have yet to find a non giga retarded board.
>>34767406Because of the internet they can hide from reality. So of course they don't care to change. Why change when all your comforts are "seemingly" met.
>>34767386M, 30s, marriedI don't really see it. I have multiple single friends who are pretty well off and are decent enough that they'd be catches, they will complain about not having girlfriends but they won't actually pursue relationships, I'd compare it to a fat guy who complains/jokes about being fat but doesn't really care enough to bother trying to lose weight. Women on the other hand absolutely seethe when they realize that post 30 you can only have one night stands with men your own age.
I told a girl that my room was an absolute mess and that I was waiting for some boxes to put all my stuff in, so I’d rather go to her place instead. She insisted on going to my place, saying it wouldn’t matter and that she wouldn’t judge me. Now she keep nagging me about having a nasty room and how I should clean it up as if I didn’t know. She also makes mean remarks about me "taking too long to jizz"The fuck should I do?
>>34767403>Nevertheless, she did. Most people's decisions aren't made with foresight.Then she's also responsible for not stopping her uncle earlier and the spirit gate overload
Cute, mid, pale women who work out
>>34767410I think the internet is largely indistinguishable from reality at this point. They influence each other through memetics.
>>34767386>How do we solve the male loneliness epidemic?>This shit is a disease and we need to kill it.Men need to regain a male-only space where older men take younger men and put them through a rite of initiation/rite of passage, just as our forefathers had done. So that self-actualization is reached more readily and more decisively in young men at an earlier milestone. What this achieved back then was it took young men who were too emotionally dependent on women (mother figures) and brutally severed the psychic connection in a controlled and methodical way, where older men would occasionally give the young men guidance to endure or survive whatever that initiation rite was. Dissolving their inner boy and reshaping him into something stronger, wiser, sterner, but without entirely extinguishing his emotional depth or capacity for fairness or compassion. This restores the balance in the young men and our of that the they become full blooded men who, after returning from their rite of passage, are welcomed back into the village as respected men who had undergone change and developed an indomitable spirit. Those men would no longer depend on women for their own masculine efficiency and as a result the women jumped to select him, because that metamorphosis of character naturally drew them in and he could take his pick.
>>34767413Not posting the same thing twice looking for validation would be a start.
>>34767412>they will complain about not having girlfriendsI don't just mean women, I mean dudes being friends with other dudes as well. >fat guy who complains/jokesand that fat dude is likely very unhappy with his life. It doesn't make it good.I just want dudes bonding with other dudes, it seems like we lost the ability to do that at some point. Just trying to fix that.
>>34767420its called having friends nigga make some FRIENDS
>Not all Men>The protests were mostly peacefulExplain to me how these are two different things
>>34767418I propose bringing back some sort of mafia like organization for every neighborhood.
>>34767386What about the female loneliness epidemic?
>>34767418redpill pseudbabble, kill yourself cretin.
>>34767419>Looking for validation Looking for a fucking reply
>>34767362I appreciate it anon but it's more complicated. I've never liked my father, even as far back as I can remember. I don't understand how other young men would look past their fathers' failings to say "oh he's still my dad." He was never the worst father but he was never someone I respected or looked up to which makes this moment feel more complicated
>>34767418This is how young men get diddied.
How is the anon who had the diarrhea virus
>>34767422I'm telling you dudes don't know how to do that shit anymore. Its retarded I know but we can't let them continue to be fucking failures in life.
>>34767423they're not different, i just hate women so violence against them doesnt constitute a moral hazard or emergency to me
>>34767403>Real, she had the shittiest hand possible dealt to her.Lol, the DEI avatar got all the White Lotus assets almost from the beginning and didn't even have a time limit like Aang to go around a mostly safe world and train
>>34767420Fraternal organizations were killed by greedy male boomers, not feminists imo. My experiences trying to join various clubs and societies riddled with boomers have convinced me that like most of society the boomer just wanted all of the benefits but refused the idea of paying anything forward, so things like lodges, bowling leagues, and the like are dead. I'm sure that the constant lawsuits and harassment from feminists didn't help, but what killed men's organizations in the USA was boomers turning up their nose at providing any of the benefits they received in their own youth.
>>34767418Like the idea anon,here's the question then.How does a boy "kill a lion" in the 21st century?What does the rite of passage look like.
I gained like 2k I look so fat nbow
>>34767430True. We should let them hang out with their moms until they're adults, men with purely female socialization turn out stable and successful.
>>34767430>This is how young men get diddied.Respectfully, this is why women were historically forbidden to observe or approach the initiation rites of men back then. Because of slanderous mouths that couldn't keep shut.
>>34767428It's literally the same. You can't deal with the question on your own, so you need people to tell you you're right.
>she reads VNs should I be worried?
>>34767418Pederasty speedrun
Feeling compelled to do a risky behavior and drink because I am sad/frustrated/angry/I don't even know what this emotion is. What should I do instead?
I locked in during the morning and left work early to play Runescape. Is this allowed in your country?
>>34767386230 grain lead slug to the dome
>>34767435I just don't understand why. Like why couldn't boomers understand the idea of investing in the children. Instead they got what was theirs and said fuck you to the rest of us. Like those mfs were the ones that were supposed to teach the future generations how to socialize. Instead they said fuck u I want that little child all to myself.
>>34767442Very. Most are weeb, soulless, wish-fulfillment slop.
>>34767436>How does a boy "kill a lion" in the 21st century?>What does the rite of passage look like.Currently in modern times? We don't know. Most cultures had rites of passage/rites of initiation/baptism of fire for the men. It was a staple of humanity, almost as staple as pairbonding or building and maintaining a village. Humanity (mostly modern western civility) has lost it. It's a missing pillar of human development that we had used for tens of thousands of years possibly more. The pillar is gone, just vanished and people rarely notice. But the decay is starting to become apparent. The men feel it most of all, particularly within themselves when they feel something is "missing" during developmental years and they can't for the life of them pinpoint what that is. It's the rite of passage, it's missing. And because it's missing and we are where we are, no man can say how it should come back. We're up shit's creek.
>>34767444Have you ever drank before?
>>34767449the last girl I talked to that also liked VN's made me read saya no uta....
>>34767442depends on which ones
>>34767451Yeah I gave myself an ulcer in my early 20s. I'd like to avoid it but the weed isn't hitting today. I know drinking will just make me feel worse both mentally and physically but still I am compelled. I tried going for a walk but I just got pissed off about not having a clear destination.
>>34767452That's one of the good ones.
I find it cringe that whites think they’re superior for simply having lighter skin
>>34767450A rite of passage won't get me laid though
>>34766873Ya te dije que significa la otra vez. Tu y el o ella son trolls. Mayates.
>>34767461NTAA rite of passage will make you into a man that gets laid, or one that doesn't need to.
>>34767459Thats not how racism works. Nobody thinks they're superior because they have white skin. They think they're superior due to superior culture and intellect, lower crime, etc.
>>34767459well i can assuage your worries, i assure you theres like 300 more reasons.
>>34767457Lose yourself in something that’s not utterly self-destructive. Buy a big screen and play vidya until your eyes bleed, for example. Look, generally speaking, despair comes in waves and isn’t something permanent. Just find something to help you stem the tide.
>>34767464I shot a deer once, I guess that could be a rite of passage, I sort of mythologized the "hunt" before thenI shot it and felt nothing at all. No excitement, no disgust, no fear, no relish, nothing. That rite of passage stuff is a meme, you're just falling for the "appeal to tradition fallacy"
I've always wanted a petite blue eyed blonde girl. I recently started dating a petite blue eyed brunette.Now that I'm dating her, I'm having a hard grass is always greener dilemma. I want to just ask her to dye her hair but she's kind of against makeup and other non natural things. She has said hair dye basically kills your hair which I'm pretty sure is true.Also I'm having thoughts about how when she ages I won't get a nice thicc milf body from her, since short girls just turn into potatoes if they gain any weight.I've been single for a decade before her and I'm in my 30's so if wasn't like I felt like I was settling by getting with her, but now that I've got her and she basically relies on me for everything (lives with me) maybe I'm just feeling a bit trapped...I like her mind and sex is great but I can't shake the desire for blondes ( I am blonde btw )
>>34767458yeah it was pretty good relatable story (to a point!!! don't kill me!) but man people weren't lying, girls that like saya no uta are worse than girls that like hello kitty
>>34766906Get mad that both are petty, ostracize others, etc.
>>34767472Yeah
>>34767270Where are you from
>>34767471nta but you have to admit that modern day hunting is far removed from what they did back in the day. I feel like killing something close makes it more "real". I know that when I shot a deer with a bow at basically point blank.
>>34767448To explain everything wrong with boomers, and particularly male boomers, would require a massive essaypost. Here are a few tldr things>massively large generationthey called it the baby boom for a reason, the minute they hit adulthood they outnumbered their parents and grandparents at the polls and in economic power, so everything in society was forced to accommodate them no matter how stupid their ideas were. >drugs, alcohol, lead poisoiningthey were the most exposed to all of these of any generation before or after them, lead poisoning in particular is devastating to your ability to feel empathy for others, and whenever they did feel guilt they drowned it in booze or pot.>parenthood as obligationmost boomers didn't want kids, they wanted to simply drink, fuck, and suck until they died, most even with kids have decided to do just that. They had kids and got married because they believed it was an obligation, one they clearly didn't take very seriously.>sexual competition with younger menThis one is a lengthy historical thing, suffice to say that boomers came of age in a time where established men might have substantially younger female partners due to various mortality and the fact that the male to female ratio in the older age bracket was substantially skewed. I'd say that what we think of as marriage in the USA today would be recognizable to people from the 1600s-1880s, and the boomers are part of a weird period from like 1880-1970 where marriage was vastly different than what we think of it. Ironically I think zoomers have a closer idea of marriage to the original American settlers than the "traditionalist" boomers do. Average age gap between partners in Plymouth was 2 years.
>>34767469No offense but this isn't helpful at all.I don't like video games so I the best I could do there is find something to watch and do a craft project and I am so not in a crafting mood right now. I'm restless not interested in being productive, nor am I interested in passively watching something.Idk why I bothered to ask it's not like anybody here is particularly good at self regulating from the looks of things. I shouldn't have hoped for novel ideas this isn't your fault.
>>34767418You sound like the type of guy who thinks the Greeks weren't gay
>>34767472>which I'm pretty sure is true.It is. Bleaching mostly. Going darker can be done with henna, mostly unscathed.
I stare at girls’ asses at the gym and no one has made a stink about it. Why?
>>34767479Nta, then go hunt boar with a knife. If you want “real”, just die of an infection.
>>34767484Because you probably look good and or building a report, or they don't care.
femanon sph me please
>>34767461>A rite of passage won't get me laid thoughThat's the attitude the rite of passage had intended to kill from the young men. That chronic dependency and need for mother's milk past the appropiate age (I use this as euphemism for 'pussy'/getting 'laid'). That's what it was for, to show young men they don't need it to be full men. He could easily have it if he wanted it but women would only be secondary to his true aims. >>34767438>True. We should let them hang out with their moms until they're adults, men with purely female socialization turn out stable and successful.And that's what's been happening, and you can see how the women are disgusted by it today, collectively speaking they hate it. Young men are snubbed in favor of older men, or more established men, men who possess or seen to possess self actualization. And young men look to women and expect fucking them or marrying them will give him the happy ever after, end credits, fade to black and he turns into an adult man, watered by her vagina.. lol. Nah as we know full well that doesn't work, has never worked, and the women cannot even do that. That's why they never answer the call from desperate young guys who look to them to 'save' them. Women are unable to make men out of boys. Only men can do that.
>>34767481>I'm restless not interested in being productive, nor am I interested in passively watching something.>i don’t want to do anything but also i don’t want to not do anythingWhatever. Drink yourself to death then.
>>34767472Asking her to bleach her hair won't fix what you're feeling. Hair color isn't that important you're making an excuse because you're unhappy with her but don't think you can do better.
>>34767479I was maybe 20 yards away, pretty close i think. My dad helped me gut it before we drug it back to the car. It was weird how hot the insides were
>>34767491>i don’t want to do anything but also i don’t want to not do anythingNo shit this is a frustrating way to feel and I was asking for advice from someone who's also felt that before not you dumbass. I feel like it's always you, you try to sound smart and calm when you give advice but you're just as retarded as everyone else here so idk why you bother.
This diarrhea virus will not go away.
>>34767489No. Go pay for it
>>34767490The point of life is to creampie a bitch. Honor and fraternity and all that other shit is a cope
oink oink oink
he got in a fender bender :(
>>34767436>What does the rite of passage look like.The rite of passage looked typically like this:>As the boy sleeps at home, the elders gather>They wear terrifying masks resembling monsters, demons, beasts>In the middle of the night, with his own father presiding among the monster-men>They take the boy from his sleep and capture him>They take him to the wilderness in the dead of night, terrorizing him with screams or gutteral cries to terrify the shit out of him>If he cries or screamed he was told>"You cannot go back home." >"Mother is not coming for you.">Taunts, threats, promises of death and pestilence and suffering>Then they left the boy to be alone in the dark, watching from a distance. Leaving behind for him just small provisions, like foods or tools to start a fire and the like>They watched him struggle and cry and despair and cry for mom but just watched>Occasionally an elder would take the mask off and wander to the boy pretending to be a sage or some Wiseman>Teach him how to start fire >Then vanish and they watch him struggle until he gets itOn and on for several nights, forcing him to push past a nightmare and into self sufficiency slowly.That's how it went
>>34767506Oh no!
>>34767498Go to the doctor
>>34767496Did they put some of the blood on your forehead? They did that with me. Also tried to make me bite into the heart.
>>34767488I’ve been staring for a decade, so the report route doesn’t sound right
>>34767497Tf, i’m a drunk and i drink to cope. I suggested you NOT do that, and to find literally anything else to lose yourself in to tide you over. But you’re like “nah, i just want to be miserable”. You can pick literally anything that people do to entertain themselves and just do it. By the way, you don’t have to like or love it…it’s just about losing the day in something until you can sleep. Then rinse and repeat and fucking hope that the despair wears off.
>>34767508Nobody's done that shit innthe west since pagan timesWhy are you blaming its absence for problems that only have developed in the past 40 years
>>34767508Sounds like a too massive of an event for too many young men to organize, unless it's something for nobles
>>34767386The core problem is that for the first time in human history most men have access to actual information about how women really are and a (rather unfortunate) sense of community built around sharing that information efficiently. There's no way to put that genie back in the bottle. Women will have their behavior corrected or the species will die out. Those are your options, and I can assure you that men prefer the latter to the former.
I don't know why "pick me" seems to be used as an insult here. I would love for a girl to pick me to pick her.
>>34767513Probably because you're attractive
>>34767512I drank some of the blood but spit it out iirc
>>34767522It’s an insult that whores throw at chicks that aren’t whores and actually care about guys a little bit.
>>34767522It's an insult from other girls, we do the same with simps
>>34767414>Then she's also responsible for not stopping her uncle earlier and the spirit gate overloadI think you're missing the part where people aren't responsible for other people's actions. She is responsible for opening the portals and restoring the airbenders, even if she wasn't aware of the consequences. She is not responsible for being betraying and nearly killed by her uncle anymore than Aang was responsible for Sozin attacking the Air Nomads in the first place.>>34767434>Lol, the DEI avatar got all the White Lotus assets almost from the beginning and didn't even have a time limit like Aang to go around a mostly safe world and trainExcept them sheltering her left her vastly unprepared for the world she was born into and that was constantly changing. Also, some masters they were when they were getting bodied by the Red Lotus. Pakku, Bumi, and Jeong Jeong WOULD NEVER. And Aang would have gotten his ass beat in Republic City, as would the rest of his team and his enemies. They were too traditional for the fast pace and blending of styles modern benders have.>>34767484>I stare at girls’ asses at the gym and no one has made a stink about it. Why?Because you don't go to a gym full of social media clout chasers who want to fabricate outrage. Most women, believe it or not, like being appreciated. I'm also sure you're not being incredibly obvious about it.>>34767489>femanon sph me pleaseWoah, that's a massive cock, anon! That's not an anaconda, it's the world serpent. You could write Jormungandr around it in size 84 font and the letters wouldn't even meet.
>>34767520>the species will die outWe're working hard on phasing out humans from society either way.
>>34767529>She is responsible for opening the portals and restoring the airbendersThen also for destroying the world with the spirit energy overload
>>34767530and good riddance
>>34767519>Sounds like a too massive of an event for too many young men to organize, unless it's something for noblesWell this absence and desire in young men that is unspeakable for most, there are groups who know about it. Cartels, Mafia even the Army, they promise the initiation into manhood, that's how they recruit. That's how you can gain a squad of men if you're charismatic enough, you promise suffering but a grand life beyond if you're strong enough to endure it to the bitter end.There are some dads who try and recreate smaller things for the their sons but naturally women tend to put a stop to it in some form or another. That isn't to blame women or hate them, it's just in their nature to never see their child scared or suffering. Men are supposed to understand that suffering, for boys and young men, is a vehicle to true strength of character.
>>34767533I mean, speaking as a human, it kind of sucks.
>>34767530Humans are societyNo humans, no society
>>34767532>Then also for destroying the world with the spirit energy overloadThat's not what happened. We still don't know what caused everything to go to shit.
>>34767528Except that with guys, calling them simps is meant to help them ultimately. Chicks just want to screw over other chicks.
>>34767510What can the doctor do for diarrhea?
>>34767539Tell that to the robots
>>34767539>Humans are societyNot anymore. Now we have bots talking to bots.
>>34767543Install a poop plug
>>34767520I don't think this is particularly fair. We live in a society that celebrates and rewards evil behavior from women, to contrast India is a society that rewards evil and sociopathic behavior out of men towards women, we're basically living in the women's version of India, and I don't think they'd choose this of their own free will and I don't think it says as much about their nature as a whole as you think. I also don't think it's sustainable but that's a whole other topic.
Women would you date a moid who routinely mixes up left and right?
Gender.Is it cucked for a man to drop off a female friend at her boyfriend's place?
>>34767527>>34767528So it's just jealousy.
>>34767543Nta, are you talking about the parasite going around? They can give you an anti-parasitic.
>>34767498lmao, did you really get hit with the cyclosporiasis parasite
>>34767536you're not speaking as a human, you're speaking as a human with comically evil levels of ethical myopia.>>34767539no humans, no society, no problems.
>>34767534>ContIn gangs that are somewhat organized, "hazing" is employed. Where for 30 seconds every man in the room will beat and kick and punch the new recruit, and if he survived, he's in, he's respected and he gains his share of future prospects or exploits. The damage from losing organized initiation rites where it was handled by fathers and grandfathers is incalculable. Because what fills the void is unjust war, criminality, gangs, and you get the picture. And for the women their reward for trying to snuff this out is: Weak men they cannot find it in themselves to pairbond with, men who if they can't feel desired by a woman, will hate them bitterly.
Does anyone here do muay thai or martial arts in general?
>>34767550No, stop abusing that word.
>>34767517What I am explaining to you is that that's not working. You can't "lose the day" in something that's not holding your focus. You're such a tool you suck dude.
>>34767550>Gender.>Is it cucked for a man to drop off a female friend at her boyfriend's place?No but make sure she gives you money for gas or gives you free food or money.
>>34767555>speaking as a human with comically evil levels of ethical myopiaI mean, I'm speaking mostly out of selfishness, yeah.
>>34767548>fairmhm.so what do you imagine would be a "fair" way of framing the discussion about the unsustainability of enshrining destructive female behavior patterns at every level of society?
>>34767550Mreally depends on how long I've known them both. If I'm dropping her off at her fuckbuddy then yes, that asshole can come get her. If it's a couple I've known for years then sure I'll give her a ride.
>>34767544>>34767546Who do you think maintains the power plants, the infrastructure, power lines, substations, the buildings, the servers, that these online chat bots reside in? You think chappie tier robots will be created in the next 500 years to replace us? Lol fucking no. Robots are only replacing useless computer jockeys like coders, middle management, HR, etc.
>>34767549sure
>>34767556NtaI don't think hazing rituals should come back. My dad still won't talk about what they did to him in college. I know paddles were involved.
I seem to mainly attract cougars, especially when going overseas. I’m only 30, but women in their late 30s and 40s are attracted to me like flies on shit for some reason
>>34767420Idk I don't seem to be capable of making friends as an adult. I had friends as a kid but now people just stop talking to me after a bit.
>>34767569Probably because of your youthful appearance
>>34767563I imagine that a lot of isn't really fair but the simple reality is that you're going to have to deal with women even if you had your total wish fulfillment overthrow of modern society, so you should make peace with that and figure out your own terms. If you've just decided to write women off entirely or insist you'll only accept an abject slave then you're already out of the gene pool so who gives a shit what you do?
>>34767552For chicks it’s more than jealousy. Shame is the weapon of women to defeat others. They operate on social proof and social acceptance. They can only value themselves based on how the group, or a man, sees them. They KNOW that men prefer the “pick me’s”, so they try to tear them down with shame to raise themselves up.
>>34767540>We still don't know what caused everything to go to shit.Whatever Korra failed to do, apparently.
Should I get tattoo removal done for $50? They are running a promo and I have a tiny one I’d like gone
Honestly, I'll give you incels a cheat code: funerals. Go to funerals. Find any way to go to funerals. Lie about knowing the deceased if need be.Grieving women are the easiest pussy you can possibly find. I promise you, give it a try.
>>34767565You are becoming the servant tier to the robot aristocracy. And soon you will be obsolete too.
Chat, will I ever get over him?
>>34767577>hey sorry your grandad died>uhm who are you >I-uhhh im your fourth cousin thrice removed. You wanna go out?
>>34767573That's a longwinded way of saying "jealousy".
>>34767559>i hate literally everythingThat’s somehow my fault?
>>34767580I want to fuck my sister, you can dick down your distant cousinAt that genetic distance the only reason to not fuck is if you're a fag
>>34767579he's railing her right now. it slipped out and she put it back in while they had a laugh about it. Just thought you should know.
>>34767577ick
>>34767579Tell us about him.
>>34767584>slipping out>implying a woman ITT would be into a man with a small penis
>>34767588self reportif you're going at it hard enough, big peens can slip out too. You'd know that if you weren't a VIRGIN.
>>34767581Not quite. Guys are jealous of chad, but they know chad is better than they are. They don’t run a fucking pr campaign to try to destroy his self-worth.
>>34767578Projection, you learned to code and now you cant find a job. The world is ending oh no. Should've joined the trades bucko
>>34767570Have you ever gotten a good reason as to why?
>>34767589How would I know if a big penis can slip out? I'm small, not a fag
>>34767572>you're already out of the gene pool so who gives a shit what you do?you're looking at this all wrong. the more children you have, the more evil you are culpable in. try examining the negative space of the gene pool social darwinism thing instead of the wholly mythical idea of serial immortality via genetic legacy.
>>34767573>They KNOW that men prefer the “pick me’s”, so they try to tear them down with shame to raise themselves up.NtaThis can work out if it's done well though. Because as discussed, if a weak man (boy-man) were to be granted a pick me girl, he remains a boy-man, the point was to kill the dependency. "Pick me" girls only exist to keep the boy dependent on her for her vanity's sake. She doesn't actually care for that young man.She would be the type of girl to try and enter into men's spaces or sacred grounds or initiation rites for the sole purpose of feeding her vanity.I have seen this before in men's circles where the goal was to help codependents, women would enter and deliberately target men trying to become self sufficient for the goal of keeping him young and stupid in heart. Because if a girl can do that, she gets to whip him and manipulate him and charm with such ease and his life is essentially ran by her.
>>34767582It's your fault for thinking anything you had to say wasn't something someone who was asking that question had already thought of.
Do men get mad when it slips out?
I find it funny that feminists try to use Medusa as a symbol of feminism. Are they aware that she was the devouring mother archetype and that she was eventually outsmarted and slain by a young Perseus which made him into a legendary hero?
>>34767576Sure, go for it. Just make sure they're legit and are clean.
>>34767579I dunnoI'm not over mine but I don't want him any more either
>>34767604not really no
>>34767529Pretty sure she was responsible for trusting and enabling her obviously evil uncle
She's like a Spirograph of branches that dance in the breeze
>>34767599Ah, that’s just an evil cunt. The most often i hear chicks being called a pick me is when they agree with a man’s point of view.
>>34767605You must be fun at parties.
>>34767604They get frustrated after a few times, but it's not targeted.
>>34767579If you're a zoomer, then almost certainly
>>34767605>I find it funny that feminists try to use Medusa as a symbol of feminism. Are they aware that she was the devouring mother archetype and that she was eventually outsmarted and slain by a young Perseus which made him into a legendary hero?Probably not. Symbolism isn't their strong point. It's man's. "Man and his symbols". We are the optic based thinkers, it's men who can look at 4 lines and see "loss" without needing anyone to tell him when it's his first time seeing it.Women need to be told.
>>34767611needs pruning then
this memory of you
>>34767586He was everything I ever wanted. Kind, loving, considerate and just my type. He was so smart and gifted, when I spoke to him it was like magic. He was equally outdoorsy and nerdy and everything about him made me swoon. It was like an addiction.
>>34767601Then why the fuck did anon ask the question?…just to shit on any response as an excuse to drink himself to death? Fuck off
>>34767579That's entirely up to you ma'am, do you want to he over him? Or are you still clinging on to hope
>>34767583Bruh, you've probably got a better shot at fucking a celebrity
>>34767604It can get annoying if I'm right in the middle of it and I slip out, kind of like a tease although if it's easy to slip back in then it's no biggie
>>34767591Guys are envious of chad. Women are jealous of stacy.
>>34767616> "Man and his symbols"Nta, i have that book
>>34767621I am anon. I was looking for suggestions that weren't the most basic options that pop into literally anyone's head in the first 30 seconds of considering the problem.
>>34767620>ideate>get rekt>obsess>eventually realize that the person you fell in love with never existed outside of you>stay broken>become an cat ladyah the circle of life
>>34767625Nothing ventured, nothing gainedI don't want a celebrity anyway
>>34767629Hello sir
>>34767630Burn ants with a magnifying glass then. You’re as insufferable as a woman, and i’m not even getting laid…so fuck off.
>>34767622He said hes open to getting back together at some point if my mental health improves but the fear of losing him for good is paralyzing. I want to be happy and have my own independent self worth but progress isnt linear and I need time. I just hope he can wait for me.
>>34767604i cry and say "please i know its small dont tell anyone ill do anything" then i try pull out my wallet and say "here take all my money im sorry im sorry" then i spill all my quarters over the floor and say "oh jeez"
>>34767604>>347676149/10 times that means she's bouncing on it, right? It's tough to be mad in heaven.
>>34767627Sure, but guys yearn to be more like chad. Meanwhile women shame stacy so that they can sit on their laurels;
>>34767392>and there's nothing I can do to fix it for him.how do you know that?
>>34767550If you have to ask, it's not.
>>34767633>Nothing ventured, nothing gainedShe could also disown you along with your entire family.
>>34767640I've slipped out in other positions too. I try to use the full length of my cock but sometimes I get too greedy with it
>>34767642nta but growth should come from within.
>>34767637>if my mental health improveshow are you going to accomplish that??
Women do you wish you could do this
>>34767640It happens most when he's standing or kneeling and I'm backing up on it.
>>34767648Im on new meds and in partial hospitalization and working very hard on recovery, Im doing everything in my power to be happy.
>>34767649I can.
>>34767645Most of my family is dead, so it's basically the same price I'd pay for being rejected by any other woman
>>34767649I can, kind of.
I didnt actually have sex with the 6'6" chad btw! He wanted it but we just cuddled and talked instead.
>>34767652>Im doing everything in my power to be happy.A fool’s game. Life is shit, then you die. Just learn how to be “fine”.
>>34767649Sometimes. Unless it is right after getting out rod the pool and the piss burns.
>>34767652>Im doing everything in my power to be happy.such as?
>>34767652Good for you. I wish you well.
Men onlyWhen was the last time you made a dating app profile, and how many likes/matches did you get?
>>34767658>He wanted itDid he say that with his words or physiology?
>>34767636Not my fault you're an idiot who thinks he has something worth saying.>>34767642Insecurity is an internal issue. External solutions can't touch it.
>>34767666Never, I've been in the same relationship my entire adult life. I've gotten interest from women IRL occasionally but obviously shot it down
>>34767666>When was the last time you made a dating app profile, and how many likes/matches did you get?Never. Also satan numbers
>>34767439>>34767450>>34767418https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simbari_people>The Sambia – a pseudonym created by anthropologist Gilbert Herdt – are known by cultural anthropologists for their historical practice of "ritualised homosexuality" and semen ingestion practices among pre-pubescent boys. The practice occurred due to Simbari belief that semen is necessary for male growth.
Soon it’ll be 3 years since I’ve had sex If I can’t get a gf I legitimately have no reason to live >>34767666Couple months ago I made a hinge, even paid for a week of premium and got like 1 ugly match
>>347676662018~600
>>34767557>Does anyone here do muay thai or martial arts in general?I do BJJ and kickboxing. >>34767575>Whatever Korra failed to do, apparently.So people hate her because they can't accept change. She effectively brought back the world Wan destroyed to seal Vaatu. >>34767610>Pretty sure she was responsible for trusting and enabling her obviously evil uncleConsidering he was the only one able to stop the spirits attacking humans (spirits he corrupted), trusting him is the obvious choice. Not to mention her father lied to her, further alienating her and opening her up to Unalaq's manipulation.>>34767619That shark could have stopped the Nazis and didn't.
>>34767649If I pull it up/open just the right way I can piss up a little but I can't aim.
They have abandoned the Sacred Rites of Marxism.Now, only Capitalism and Schizophrenia remain.
>>34767673I have gone my entire life without sex at 27 years and I'm still hanging on
>>34767669>Insecurity is an internal issue. External solutions can't touch it.Says the jackass that’s pissed off that anons can’t give him a super secret hobby so that he stops hating himself
Men would you date a woman that hates her pussy?
>>34767529Korra is so popular for a character who is essentially one huge jobber
>>34767684why does she hate her puss, is it ugly?
>>34767666Never. I'm too ugly. I know being tall is supposedly some big boost on those apps but I'm already fragile as it is, I don't wanna have my fears be confirmed.
>>34767684no, self hating women just make me sad
>>34767684No. Already tried one pooner.
i think i'm going to clean the apartment again today... ;)
>>34767684Tf does that mean?
>>34767682I don't hate myself. It's like you don't understand what restless frustration is. The only thing you could think of was videogames just shut the fuck up. And I'm right.
>>34767684I hate myself for loving you. But I do not hate you for hating your vagina. I would once put tomato sauce on a melted cheese sandwich. But I am a better man since then. I have taken vows of virtue, and I have reformed.
>>34767681I’m also 27 Problem is I’m attractive and can have any girl I want, except I can’t because I don’t have any experience
>>34767673I've always found myself pretty ugly, but I did get 1 Hinge match on a free account last year from a decent looking girl, but she ghosted after I asked to meet up
>>34767672Yes because we are talking about Africa right? The same people's who believe gold exists in bald men's heads and that raping virgin girls can cure AIDs. Try again.
>>34767675>I do BJJ and kickboxingMuscle mommy alert>nta
>>34767684yeah, she seems easy to deal with/low standards. Which means no pressure on me !
>>34767326i agree with it up to a point where i think people who aren't physically, mentally/emotionally, or financially equipped to handle caring for an infant and then a child, and teenager for almost 20 years straight probably shouldn't be having children
>>34767529>meanwhile>Whorra and her unc before Spiritgate
>>34767691Why is that flirty/seductive?
>>34767699if theres anyone who needs to be killed for the good of both men AND women, it's men who engage in mommyslopMen and Women, T/F?
>>34767693>restless frustrationThen go run a mile, you fucking waste of space. Or did your therapist give you those special words?
I think I'll have a cigarette :3
>>34767668Both. I was being spooned by him and could feel him getting hard. He said "ahah uh sorry" or some shit and kinda gave me that look men give you when they wanna fucckk and I said it was okay but that I just wanted to cuddle.the end. boop. Might put out after a couple more dates idk.
Why are there so many Blindian kids, yet the vagina of the Jewel of the Crown, Punjabi Poonani, Deccan delight, Desi pussy, Anglo-indian fanny, Goan Vajagagoogoo, the Great Flesh Cave of Uttar Pradesh, is so off limits to the White Man?
>>34767698>Papua New Guinea is in AfricaAnd I'm not accepting "they're brown/primitive" as a counterargument, because you're the one claiming we need to return 2 tradition
If size doesn't matter then why do women want to fuck horses so badly?
>>34767702Was Spiritgate when she molested her teenage niece and it mind broke her niece into becoming gay from the trauma?
>>34767686She's not, tho. The only time she really jobs is when she first fought Kuvira, and she was about to beat her before she had a panic attack from the PTSD. But she gets all her L's back. >>34767702Delete thisBut fr, Varrick would have been in the files.
>>34767708>kinda gave me that look men give you when they wanna fucckOh shit, is it that obvious?
>>34767707Cigarettes are bad for cat boys. Put it out.
>>34767666M22NeverN/A
>>34767704No, actually, you sound like you're about to go on a rant about how the essence of masculinity is making being a dominant daddy who makes women feel safe
>>34767710Port Moresby seems like a nice place for a vacation, but I hear muggings are a huge risk.
>>34767706Why do you keep bothering with the cookie cutter solutions I said I've already tried you're just trying to be annoying at this point? You just keep proving my point every time. Basic bitch answers don't get commendations, go cry about it.
>>34767703it's more painful because ocd and i'm driving myself insane
>>34767720Do we need to return to tradition or not? Get your story straight tradlarper
>>34767704If we can zap ddlg hoes as well
>>34767716Yes lol. Its so cute though you guys get the biggest puppy dog eyes that or you try to hide it and you look a little nauseous and kinda like you gotta fart. Some guys give the sly sideye but thats not my type, i hate arrogant men.
>>34767704I grew out of mommydom stuff. I just doesn't do anything for me anymore.
>>34767710>And I'm not accepting "they're brown/primitive" as a counterargument, because you're the one claiming we need to return 2 traditionYes but whose tradition? Don't cite other traditions of backwater cultures next time. Besides look at the culture of today where young men more or less define being glazed in pussy juice or even drinking it will make him more if a man. Not too dissimilar from your Papa New Guinea dilemma there is it? You're disingenuous for trying to assume homosexual intent between fraternity and brotherhood or father figures and elders stepping in to structure young men. It's you who instantly thinks of dicks and semen drinking, which is why you rushed to find that story.
>>34767725Anybody who gets off to degradation too
>>34767714Wat?
>>34767722Fine. Meth. Your answer is meth.
>>34767728>The rite of passage and initiation is an essential part of so many cultures!>nooooo not that one! that doesn't count!> Besides look at the culture of today where young men more or less define being glazed in pussy juice or even drinking it will make him more if a manSo you're quite literally agreeing with the mentality of the Simbari, boys are covered in women's blood and need to be "cleansed" with the assistance of older men.>You're disingenuous for trying to assume homosexual intent between fraternity and brotherhood Look into the prominence of pederasty around the globe, historically, throughout various cultures, and how misogyny creates such a practice.
>>34767726Do we try a little too hard to hold eye contact?
>>34767719mommycuck detected lol
Men. Have you ever pretended to be gay so that women would feel safer around you, but it backfired?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_i2GEQ5Jr8
Sygaun
>>34767719>the essence of masculinity is making being a dominant daddy who makes women feel safeNta…kek, that’s literally the essence of masulinity
>>34767709High-status white men fuck and marry for social and economic advantage. This means fucking and marrying women that other high status white men want to fuck or marry for social or economic advantage. This precludes india for really quite obvious reasons. Speaking for myself the red dot forehead thing gets me going but I still won't go there. The loss of status would destroy any prospects I ever had.
>>34767739I've never tried anything
>>34767717but it makes me purr :(
>>34767730She was talking about how she corrupted her niece and turned her into a lesbian. It was implied there was sex involved.
>>34767620Why didn't things work out?
Moids,Fight a gorillaOr identify your friend's misogyny as to why he will never get laid.
>>34767704I was trolling korra because shes a sub and hates softbois
>>34767749my friends are all misogynistic and get laid just fine.
I may not know my penises, but I know a BITCH when I see one!
>>34767749Why not both?
>>34767752They're all gay tho, I meant heterosexually.
Do older dudes like helping/mentoring younger dudes or do they just see them as annoying inexperienced brats doing shit all wrong
>>34767749I dont have any friends
>>34767731You could always just...not have an answer. You know you don't have to right? If you had just shut up when I told your ideas were stupid the first time you wouldn't have gotten yourself so riled.
>>34767757They rape them
>>34767735>So you're quite literally agreeing with the mentality of the Simbari, boys are covered in women's blood and need to be "cleansed" with the assistance of older men.That's now what I said at all. You're desperate to connect what's being said to your preconceived delusion, you're not worth talking to.>Misogyny creates such a practiceThere were are the real motivation behaving your idiocy. Here is what's happening plain and simple: Young men who are angry they can't fuck, will hate the women for not fucking them. Those young men happen because women have devoured him, mentally, emotionally, spiritually. Could be a bad mom a overbearing mom. Could be nothing to do with Mom, it doesn't even need to be any more. Women's overbearing vanity is everywhere, on TV, commercials, porn, internet, you name it, all signs point to displays of women scratching the social optics for validations and social gains. Because of this all young men can think of is pussy pussy pussy, ESPECIALLY the young men who had been raised on it (gen Z). And because they are too emasculated, guess who the girls are passing on? Young men. Guess what this results in? Young men who hate women for not surrendering pussy, young men who treat sex like oxygen.If you want to make this about feminist shit go ahead
>>34767576What's your tattoo of
>>34767749The married ones are the real problem. The perma single guys I know are just skittish over thinkers.
>>34767758>I dont have any friendsYou will. But you are not going to like it.
>>34767759Dollars to donuts that you’re trans
>>34767757>Do older dudes like helping/mentoring younger dudes or do they just see them as annoying inexperienced brats doing shit all wrongBoth. We see an annoying inexperienced brat but we know there's a man in there and that's why we help and mentor. The women will only ever see the annoying inexperienced brat. And they don't know how to help or even want to. Women don't know how men actually are. Men do
>>34767751she is a bulldyke who took testosterone??
>>34767757I like helping younger girls
>>34767766Are you going to be my friend
>>34767771…you’re not going to like it, kek
>>34767736>Do we try a little too hard to hold eye contact?NTA. This is 100% what I do. Boobs, what are those? The spot between your eyebrows is all that exists to me!
>>34767767Nope
>>34767749My friends are getting laid thoughever
>>34767593They never tell me outright but I'm likely just not very interesting or have some unholy aura. With one I knew why, because I was an asshole, I changed but he made up his mind I guess.
>>34767760BV, please shut up for once. Your entire reputation is you hate and mock and ridicule men online for your kicks. Do not pretend to give a fuck about male development now. Have humility for once and just stop posting
He’s got me watching the smoking cat anime again.
>>34767775Say that again? I need to hear it a third time
>>34767749I don't have friends anymore but when I did it was the misogynistic ones who got laid the most
>>34767684No
M/FDo you have a lighter? What kind?
Country girls, is corn good for "making do"?
>>34767776Nta, no shit though, the uncomfortable game is shit chicks play. If you can make them uncomfortable like that in the moment, it’s passing the shit test
>>34767736Yes lmfao its so funny
>>34767781No. Men mostly rape other men.
>>34767711Flared. Head.
>>34767782who is he?
>>34767784So, being the passive, pussy, “nice guy” never worked for you? Kek
>>34767787MI found a zippo that has TIM HUFF engraved on it in my parents junk drawerNobody knows who tim huff is
>>34767666Like 5-6 years ago? I got about 5 matches in a month then deleted it
>>34767781she's never going to stop as long as people like you continue to give her attention for it. there will always be first-timers who don't get her schtick and reply to her without realizing she's a certifiably mentally ill fat woman, but the least you can do is not give her the attention she's so desperate for. you're no better than someone replying to obvious rage bait on xitter saying "wow you're stupid!" and giving the person who posted it their dopamine hit.
>>34767788It's pretty good if you just eat it on the cob, but I honestly don't think it could be a staple for a long term diet. Too sweet.
>34767791>t. creepy grown ass indian man
>>34767787MnoI like the batshit crazy instagram 1-of art lighters but there's a lot of good art and I don't need one of those
>>34767795He knows who he is
>>34767787FI just use disposables. Not environmentally friendly but I doubt spraying butane everywhere every time I try and fail to refill the one my sister got me is good for the environment either.
>>34767793>No. Men mostly rape other men.Yet you are enamoured by a socialite male who wants men to troon out.You frequently thirst and fetishize men who act like women, you boast about wanting men to be feminine submissives in dresses, that's where you get your sexual thrill from, seeing men emasculated, you're not subtle about it either. You don't like masculinity, so wherever it's discussed just kindly shut up about it. No one is talking about rape of men except you. Rites of passage are not about sex, their existence is precisely stop men from treating sex like its an idol. You can have your opinions but don't be so two faced and pretend to care about men, you don't
You think you know me
>>34767787I keep a bic on me just in case.Back when I was a stoner I would keep a clipper on me.
>>34767805you mean me? :3
>>34767796I've been in a few relationships; I'm not a virgin, Anon.Treating women bluntly and like shit just werks if all you want is easy pussy, that's all I'm saying.
I hate my landlord!
>>34767797Lol that's fun. I don't think I would ever want my name engraved on a lighter, but it's so cool how so many used ones online have initials or names on them. I've been thinking about searching around online for an older styled lighter. Could light candles with it even if I don't smoke. >>34767806Would you ever want a nicer one for I guess style?
>>34767787MI have a few Zippos
>>34767818Purrhaps
>>34767747I was too depressed and he felt helpless.>>34767812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75SP4CKdEEg&t=3
>>34767809>enamouredMore like disgusted
>>34767821What happened anon?
>>34767821I love mine. (He's my bf)
>>34767820>bluntly and like shit justFunny how you conflate these two
Scarlett Johansson had such a tight ass in Avengers 1
>>34767825so how's that catgirl anime? a friend told me he was watching it (I don't even know what it's called and he didn't tell me)
>>34767830He had to pay rent
>>34767824Id like zippos if the fuel wouldn't just evaporate in 3 weeks
>>34767830It's some cheapskate boomer who won't fix my air conditioning after it broke for the 4th time this year and is certainly just ignoring it at this point because my lease is almost up. The only consolation is that there's 0 chance he's able to tour anyone around it when they notice it's 15+ degrees hotter inside than the thermostat is set to.
>>34767823>Would you ever want a nicer one for I guess style?I think I'd worry more about losing it than I would enjoy having it t b h. If I always have 2 bics in my fanny pack it's nbd if I lose one or lend it and someone forgets to give it back.
>>34767824Different colours? How different can zippos get?
>>34767809Bro, you're talking to a female version of G*ry
>>34767746That's not what fucking happened. Her dad, who tried to force himself on me, tried to say she only likes girls because I do and that I'm a bad influence on her. >>34767769>she is a bulldyke who took testosterone??I'm not a bulldyke. I'm femme, dammit! Though the realization that I am the more masc one in my relationship lowkey made me suicidal. >>34767787>Do you have a lighter? What kind?FYes, I have a zippo lighter that belonged to someone dear to me that passed away and several different kinds of torches. >>34767812>You think you know meON THIS DAY! I SEE CLEARLY!
>>34767711They dont. Men who fetishize bestiality project that ONTO women. Women dont want to fuck horses.
>>34767832I'm not conflating them, I'm combining them. Not just one, not just the other, a balance of the two. I'm done spoonfeeding you Bad-Faith Anon, have a nice night shitposting at someone else.
>>34767833frfr I'd have eaten the corn out of her shit.
>>34767761A misogyny that stems from "getting no pussy" is not a very deep misogyny at all. You don't really think the ancient Greeks or Islamic cultures treat women as second class citizens were motivated by "getting no pussy", do you?>Young men who are angry they can't fuck, will hate the women for not fucking them.The social problems of the day aren't caused by "female vanity", they are caused by living in a highly atomized, hyperindividualistic, digitalized culture. >Because of this all young men can think of is pussy pussy pussy,This isn't really the case, if anything zoomers are too scared to think about pussy or pursue sex.>If you want to make this about feminist shit go aheadStop pissing your pants at a trigger word, manbaby.
>>34767757Mentoring other men usually involves having anal sex with them. This is why I have always refused to let other men mentor me, because I am not a gay.
>>34767842You need a good plapping
>>34767791Fuck, that means there's no way >She doesn't know...
i've never titty fucked a girl and i've never been given a handjob. i have had a blowjob though.i believe we are all one consciousness.
>>34767812I know who you are and you smell of wee!
>>34767836There are different inserts; there are butane ones, for example, as well as a gentle flame one.>>34767840A couple different colors, and some different inserts (butane jet, gentle flame, pipe, regular). Sometimes I consider getting one of the electrical arc inserts, but I think that's just because I'm bad with money.
>>34767757Look at how badly tradesmen treat apprentices and you have your answer.
>>34767844>if you’re blunt with women that means you treat them like shitYeah, i’m the one that’s bad faith…
>>34767853I've never had the pleasure of titty fucking either. I've heard it's really boring for women though. I wish cleavage was an erogenous zone
What types of brain problems are going on with people who mention details of their real, actual lives on /atoga/? Or 4chan in general?
>>34767853If you really do believe we are all one consciousness then you would know that not only have you titty fucked a girl, you have also been titty fucked.
>>34767710Papua New Guinea/Haiti/blacks in the Caribbean are literally just Africans that were dumped there by the white man
>>34767864>>34767853I got my cock rubbed with tits at an erotic massage parlor I went to while I was on holiday once. It was fun that one time, but not something I developed a craving for.
>>34767865I'm overly trusting and assume that being genuine in a space about asking and answering questions is the point.
>>34767842>Though the realization that I am the more masc one in my relationship lowkey made me suicidal.NTA. Why? The masc one being the sub is hot regardless of sex.
>>34767867>Not knowing anything about the indigenous history of Papua New Guinea Are you mentally deficient?
>>34767865Not everyone is as paranoid as you
>>34767865Well, this is an advice forum. Only the mods and one or two schizoautists know who I am, so why bother obfuscating info instead of just laying things out as truthfully as possible
>>34767867>american geography strikes againpapuans and melanesian people are not african, like at all
>It's technically illegal to insult people in Germany>Literally almost everything Germans say both online and in person is an insult How does this work
>>34767864> I've heard it's really boring for women thoughEverything is boring for women who don’t give a shit about their man’s pleasure. But seriously, titty fucking in general is kinda stupid other than putting on a show. I equate a titty fuck with s lap dance.
>>34767872If I was mentally deficient I'd have missed
>>34767867>Papua New Guinea>the Caribbeanbased retard
>>34767828NTA but I thought of this first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CGFU1lBdCI&list=RD2CGFU1lBdCI
>>34767873If someone had any reason to, they could easily find out who you are, especially if you're involved in anything remotely scintillating. And I'm not just talking about the cops and the feds, or even expert hackers. A dedicated e-stalker could figure everything out about you. The research team at a newsroom trying to get a lead on a good story could easily figure out everything about you if you have some connection to whatever's going on. Literally no one on the internet is as anonymous as they think they are, even on 4chan.
Women, how would you want your hypothetical moid to ask you out on a date
>>34767770Wild how 3/5 answers are either pedophilia or gay sex jokes you guys really aren't original
>Papua New GuineaBest Future Sounds of London songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAvHjoLxxh8
>>34767865It's anonymous what reason do I have to lie?
>>34767708>he apologizedLol, I do this too. I'd probably feel worse if I didn't have a reaction though
>>34767892>3/5Racist
>>34767886based jpeg fan
>>34767892wow who the fuck is talking about sex? you sick freak! also young doesn't mean underaged
>>34767890Idk
>>34767757Yeah, I enjoy being a senpai.It just feels right.
Men, let's say you come home to find your wife masturbating your kid's penis. How do you respond?
Every day I think about being with him and how I shouldn't make a move because he probably isn't attracted to me enough to date me beyond using me as a practice gf
>>34767905Gay
>>34767865It's anonymous and I like being able to be honest for once
>>34767904Shoot her then myself
>>34767906nta but shes a girl no?
>>34767909This is the internet
>>34767907>It's anonymousIt's really, really not.
>>34767909GAY *barf
>>34767906>>34767916Jealous>>34767909I am
>>34767905Yeah
>>34767905Have you tried subtly showing interest in him?
Pick me up, put me down, put my feet back on the ground
>>34767915What's my name then
>>34767915Excluding that the mods who have been bought and paid for by two governments can piece my posts together, it's anonymous. The average anon is barely literate in their own mother tongue and will actively read the opposite of what you write down.
>>34767890Grab me by the pussy and asshole like a bowling ball and carry me to the date.Idk what the fuck sort of answer you're looking for, just ask like a normal person.
>>34767920What do men consider subtle yet obvious enough for them to pick up on?
>>34767926women don't know how to do that
>>34767926Touching me
>>34767925https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/audience-laughing-40603/
GENDERDo you believe people become uglier based on their personality?
Sometimes my piss smells nostalgic Does that make sense
want to lift a foid and throw her against the wall (sexually)
>>34767933MI don't think it's as drastic as children's comics suggest but yes
>>34767933Depends on my erection
>>34767871>Why? The masc one being the sub is hot regardless of sex.I've struggled with my sense of femininity in the past. This may come as a shock to you, but I haven't had a lot of female friends in my life, no matter how hard I tried. My interests were always more boyish and I didn't have the resources to look girly or pretty until I was older. Then every job I ever had was almost entirely male workplaces. So that thought of, "You're the man, the stud, the masc, the butch, the dyke," has always bothered me because it feels like people are completely disregarding how I choose to present and all of the work I put into doing so.>>34767933>Do you believe people become uglier based on their personality?They definitely can. I think Taylor Swift has gotten uglier to me in the last year or so due to how shitty a person she has become.
>>34767930Too far away
>>34767926>Honestly showing interest in our hobbies.>Getting real close and brushing up against him>Compliment him on his bodyMen almost never get compliments Those are just a few ways. Im sure you can creatively think of a few others.
>>34767935I’ve got a fail story about that
>>34767926MDo not go the subtle route, we cannot detect subtlety and even if we do we will overthink ourselves out of it
>>34767939Are you the LDR bitch again? GIVE THE FUCK UP ALREADY
>>34767933I have always believed that power is the greatest aphrodisiac.
>>34767890I thought the anons here wanted us to ask them out
Women, does the femternet have popular meme archetypes of men? On our side of things I see posts about goths/tomboys/bpdemons everywhere.
Do you ever wonder how many /soc/ meetup posts, hookup posts etc are human trafficking lures?
>>34767949We do, but we also know you never will
Flat women how do you feel knowing you'll never be able to give a tit job?
>>34767952Probably bout 1in10
i can't stop playing black ops 2 bros
>>34767935Um. But your wall would be gone, if you were >him.
>>34767961The last good cod imo
>>34767952Enough
>>34767938Aren't you pretty femme among lesbians?
>>34767954I'm glad men wouldn't be able to rape my body like that.
>>34767934this happens with my cum actually
>>34767961I miss bad company 2
>>34767949Yeah I want that but it's also unreasonable to expect it.
>>34767941tell us
>>34767968that mouth can get it though
>>34767925>>34767902Literally any answer other than this. I thought you were supposed to be the romantic gender. The dreamers of gender.
>>34767905The same advice applies to you that applies to all the men here. Just ask him yourself and get it over with. Either you're going to pine for him fruitlessly forever while a million other opportunities pass you by, or he says yes and you end up happy. If you're not currently dating, you can use the first few dates to screen him anyway and see if he's genuine. The whole "practice gf" thing is unironically social media demoralization bullshit meant to make men and women hate each other even more.
>>34767922Nta, but aren't you the one who got rebuffed by that autist you were crushing on?
mw2 > bo2> mw19> the rest
>>34767954It's okay, my bf still likes to rub his dick on my chest. Plus I can give him an assjob instead.
>>34767982No, I dont have a thread crush
>>34767984You're 27-29 arent you
>>34767953>>34767973Ok. Just send a dm if you are an internet friend.
>>34767952The lesbian ones probably are
>>34767926>What do men consider subtle yet obvious enough for them to pick up on?I won't accept subtle yet obvious. Shoot your shot entirely or fuck off entirely.
>>34767768>>34767858>>34767903How old are you guys
do women also have a dirt corner in their room?
Cod2 > waw > cod1 > the rest
>>34767984I only ever liked the first 2 call of duty games the one that wher about ww2 and then I lost all interest in the series
Chat, do you like the new €10 bill design?
>>34767994>90328It's rewarding seeing someone grow as a person
>>34768002there is something unsettling about this
>>34767975It’s a fail story about missing signals. Gather round, children, and learn from me>been talking with a chick at a dive bar on numerous occasions>hang out at her house a few times>asks me to stay the night>lying in bed together, she says that she just wishes a guy would throw her up against the wall and just fuck her>*surely she’s not talking about me dot jpg*>sleep
>>34767757I didn't have a chance to do that yet but I think I would like it
>>34768006chinese easter egg
>>34768002I'm glad the bureau of engraving and printing as such sticklers for tradition and dont pozz our currency. I hate the color hues and the blue band they put on the $100 though
>>34768007Let me tell you a story about my situation. I was talking to this girl from the U.S. nation....
I find myself not thinking about sex as much as I used to, is this the beginning of the end? I'm almost 40 and have never dated, kissed, held hands or even bothered stepping into the romance arena or the stripper/hooker/escort arena, I wonder what I missed out on
>>34767905>>34767980Actually adding onto this: the REAL worst case scenario isn't you pining for him endlessly while you let other opportunities pass you by, it's him thinking "damn, femanon doesn't like me, better find someone else" and you getting your heart broken when he starts dating someone else. At least if you ask him and get shot down (or go on a few dates and learn he's a douchebag) you can move on to a guy who's actually worth your time, instead of crying yourself to sleep every night because your chance passed you by.
>>34767938If it bothered you why did you take cross-sex hormones? Were you groomed?
I think my life would be better if I had her armpit on my face
>>34767995Recyclables corner
>>34768019I know my life would be better if I had her armpit on my face
>>34767987Irl I mean
>>3476798926!
>>34768007you're probably wonder how I got here it all started when I missed an obvious signal
>>34768013No our currency is just going to get uglier when they decide to put Dipshit J. Trump's face on it.
>>34767949I do. It's delusional, but I do.
>>34767979What I love about men is that they think differently than me. I can't say exactly what I'd want from a guy asking me out because what I want is to be surprised by his thoughtfulness and ingenuity.
>>34768016>almost 40That's why.It's fun but it's also torture. If you never wanted kids maybe avoiding it altogether was for the best.
>>34767973I really like this image
>>34768025I dont have an irl crush eitherSince I changed jobs about 9 months ago I dont see women at all anymore
>>34768026>26x25x24x23....Close enough
>>34768027No shit, that was actually the second time a girl asked me to sleep in bed with her. Look bros, you’re either fucking or you’re not. The mind of a fucker is different than the mind of someone hoping to be fucked. It took until years later after i became a fucker that i looked back snd laughed at myself.
>>34768028They won't do thatAt worst they'll make some Trump "medals" to sell to mint boomers
>>34768019will you bite my armpit cyst and suckle the pus from it like milk from a nipple?
>>34767990>I want to take you on a date, lets have a picnic.?>>34768030Maybe the incels were right about asking a fish how to fish>>34768034Its probably my favorite of the month
>>34768007How do you go from "meet a chick at a dive bar" to "end up at her house"That shits impossible for meIf im lucky enough to even make conversation, great, I've still never been able to even exchange contacts
i fucking hate valorant
>>34767986Remember to tell him to wash his butt well so he won't get an infection
>>34768008>>34767994And more importantly do you guys think you're capable of doing that
>>34767890Romance is dead. I don't think I've ever been asked on an actual date. You ask if she wants to hang out and then try to fuck her idk any other way of going about it.
>>34767979I don't know what's available to >him as an option.
It's Deportation Time!
>>34768034Here’s my second favorite image of the month. If I could have spoiler tagged it I would have.
>>34768023NO she is mine!>>34768043yummy onion flavored pus :p (I gagged typing this)
>>34767933>GENDER>Do you believe people become uglier based on their personality?No.
>>34768044You're asking for something too specific. If you wanted general advice on how you should go about asking some rando, you should've phrased it better.
>>34768040at least you learned fren!
>>34768049You don't play valorant to enjoy the game.You play valorant to have the most batshit vc's with randoms you'll likely never see again.
Why doesnt the femcel just get a white nerdy bf
>>34768007This sounds like something I'd do. How long until you realized?
i'm listening to music and fantasizing about cuddling on the couch with someone again
>>34767933No, but I've found myself more attracted to women who I didn't think were physically attractive on first glance because they turned out to be real sweet.
>>34768045Yeah, so, turns out i was one of those hot but never realized it guys. But as for the dive bar, it was a regular spot.
>>34768063How do I get this one
>>34768063because they need a height difference
>>34768063She deserves a chad like me
>>34768065GIWTWM
>>34768063i first need to find a white nerdy guy who likes me back
>>34768064Many years later until i was actually trying to fuck instead of hoping to be fucked.
>>34768052Alright so then what are you doing this weekend?
>>34768063I tried that it kind of suckedHe wanted me to put stuff in his butt And he always wanted to talk about what he did at work like dude you just did that for 8 hours and I don't understand or care why on earth do you want to talk about coding right now
>>34768052See, this is what I'm trying to avoid. But if its how the game is played then fuck it I'll play.>>34768060Sorry which one are you, I can't differentiate typing style from this small of a sample size>If you wanted general advice on how you should go about asking some rando, you should've phrased it betterMia culpa, now please answer as if I had phrased it better.
What are the white nerdy guys of /atoga/ like?
>>34768052What about romance after having sex?
>>34768067Okay, so just be hot, and go to the same social place oftenI can do at least one of those things kek
>>34768065Too bad I was gonna invite you over for popcorn and a movie :(
>>34768078actually brown
>>34768078Short, fat and balding.
>>34768081shutupp
>>34768078Autistic pussies >>34768007
>>34768078Neurotic and boring. Big dick though.
>>34768075I'm busy>>34768079Acceptable after the 3rd fuck
>>34768078Foreveralone khhv chudcels
>>34768082>>34768083:/ I think I'll go back to chad
>>34768078Extremely antisocial You aren't hooking up with them
>>34768051maybe, I think part of it is helping them with motivation I wouldn't know how to do that
>>34768080So man, not “just be hot”. You must know how it is that you can be the coolest bro ever in the crowd or group, able to make friends with anyone, and have a great time, etc.
>>34768071Mmmmm snugglessss
>>34768086>Big dick thoughWhy is this so true
>>34768087Based.
>>34768084Alright fine im getting my cats to watch Shrek with me
>>34768085Guilty as charged kek
>>34768093Too jaded and low esteem for that right nowI guess ill just give up then
>>34768095how many atoga dicks have you seen
I wish my cats weren't dead
>>34768082>>34768083>>34768088>>34768090Yikes spooky
>>34768078kind of twinky looking
Did drinking fluorinated tap water stunt my growth?
>>34768095It doubles as an antenna to receive social skills from the ether.
>>34768103For all our flaws, we are not morbidly obese cows like you.
I just got sent the WRONG ANIME POSTER and the FAGGOTS won't reply to my emails about getting it exchanged
How is it that pretty much every girl I talk to irl is obviously interested in me, yet I get zero matches on the apps?
>>34768108I think that helps you stay alive anon
Why do women lose their cutesy demeanor as they get older?
>>34768099I just meant that “just be hot” really only goes so far. And that even the guy that seems to have it all at the bar, being friendly etc, might just be as autistic as you
>>34768113Your looks are middling but you have a good personality
>>34767966>Aren't you pretty femme among lesbians?Yeah, but that's like saying you're the smartest kid on the short bus.>>34768018>If it bothered you why did you take cross-sex hormones?Test isn't androgynizing in microdoses. I took it because women with hormonal issues on the internet were singing its praises, about how it fixed their libido, their depression, their energy levels, yadda yadda. I figured there was no harm. And while it made me feel better physically, it didn't help me any mentally. But, it turned out I just needed more fat and calories in my diet and less stress in my life to fix my hormonal issues. >>34768065But what music?
>>34768108Everybody else drank the exact same tap water as you, but they had no trouble growing. You must have done something else wrong to be so small.
>>34768111But one of you is.Speak for yorself, slendy.
so are there or are there not white nerdy guys on here
>>34768112Of course they won'tStop buying shit from scam companies with bullshit names that they change every 2 months
>>34768112Deserved
>>34768116I'm not autistic. Just depressed. I used to like to make people laugh but I just cant do it anymore
>>34768121Babe, you realize which website you're on right?
>>34768078I do table top gaming weekly, I have a loving gf and good friends.
>>34768121Apparently not.
>>34768113>is obviously interested in memaybe you are delulu
>>34768111someone's mad lol
>>34768127Why tf are you here?
>>34768121too late for that hun. this is the indian century.
>>34768115They grow up and learn the harsh ways of the world like everyone else. Teenage girls are like that because they're naive and inexperienced
>>34768117It’s the opposite though.
Only the big dick nerd anons should be allowed to post
>>34768102Sorry, anon.
>>34768121this is not a dating app ma'am
>>34768078busy, athletic, tired, physically so sore and decrepit that nerd endeavors are more background ambitions than reality. there's nothing to play until duskbloods hits anyway.
>>34768129Don’t lie
>>34768087With what?
>>34768121Fat Fetish Anon, go to bed.
alright, whats with all the patronizing pet names
>>34768141I got that lettuce diarrhea
>>34768139ntaSlopreign > Duskbums
>>34768124You know what i meant, bro. I’d have a beer with you, as long as you could leave the sad shit at the door. That’s what guys do and why they like to hang out with each other…leaving the bs of life at the door for a while to just hang out and try to have some fun. We’re all suffering, my man. The thing is with bros is to be able to leave it at the door for a bit and try to forget it
>>34768136Cant, too horny.
Am I depressed if I still feel vaguely hopeful about changing my situation? I mostly feel excruciatingly numb rather than deeply sad.
>>34768140>>34768129If he's autistic then he thinks women treating men as humans means that they're interested. When in reality, it's normal to be nice.
>>34768146Stay tf away from my bussy
>>34768121I'm a nerdy White guy, but not in a dorky cosoomer type of way if that's what you mean.
Since this board is where losers congregate, it posits that doing the opposite of what they advise is the correct move
>>34768148If I feel vague then do I feel vague?
Friendly reminder to take any advice here with a grain of salt
>>34768148yes, they call that anhedonia it is a sympton of depression
>>34768136I'm already doing it >:3
>>34768144>self lubricating assholeYou realize you're the perfect woman right?>at least for the next 6-15 days...
>>34768142He is unrelenting in his quest for goon fuel.
>>34768121I was a nerd before it was cool
>>34768154>>34768156Great minds think alike
>>34768136That's literally just Exhibanon
>>34768097:) enjoy>>34768156usually you can tell what advice is genuine or just optimistic vs I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL WITH MEEE BIIIIITCH EVERYTHING SUXXX LIFE SUXXXX DIEEEEE but yes, crabs.
>>34768146I'll try
>>34768152Don’t you try to corrupt my bro
>>34768164Exhibanon's only 7" though
>>34768164Ikr? Why's he gotta have 7" dick.
>>34768150LolI understand your own sexuality better than you do
>americans are talking about their bowel movements again
About to get 2 days off and go to the beach this week and I'm not even excited. In fact im not looking forward to it at all. Can I just die already
>>34768168Hahahaha damn. Synched up over here. XD
>>34768145without knowing anything about your zoomershit, I'm just going to assume that it de-emphasizes individual skill expression instead of letting any individual go, for example, 1 for twenty on any consistence basisso your game is bad
>>34768090Asocial*>NTA btw.
>>34768170What? When did you get fucked in your pussy, boy?
>>34768166Look, you don’t have to be either/or. You don’t have to be either the one who tries to make people laugh or the one who’s sad. You really can just be. It really is alright. We still want you around. Remember that.
>>34768172Seeing some boobs cheers me up
>>34768168anyone can have a 7" dick if they're willing to jam a ruler deep enough into their stomach
both gendersi've been single for so long that i kinda get annoyed if someone chats me for the whole day, this also applies to other dating apps, but using them feels like more of a choreanyone feel the same? maybe i just didnt find someone that shares my interests, but it feels like i value my freedom and "flexibility" more
>>34768174One of them is a near perfect rogueliteThe other is a bad meme locked to a dogshit handheld
>>34768068look like this
>>34768181>near perfect roguelitemiyazaki fans are the worst
>>34768182Hot
>>34768182Damn, off by a country mile.
>>34768163Based that was me btw>>34768108It calcifies your pineal gland, stunting telepathic ability. Caffeine stunts growth
>>34768078I'd rather be outdoors than interacting with women and I don't bother approaching women on the trail because one time she turned out to be a psycho.
>>34768143Wdym?
>>34768180that would be annoying, yes. They usually just ghost me instead
My skin on my finger is all peelyIs this fungus
>>34768184miyazaki didn't even make nightreign 5head
>>34768191Yeah
I wanna stay with you, my love
>>34768192only a annoying miyazaki fan would know that
Male anons do you have hair in your special place?
>>34768198*!!!!!*
>>34768052>tryI have a suspicion that it works sometimes
>>34768198Close your eyes, open wide, and find out
Women do you find it fruity if a man shave/trims his special place
>>34768089Cucked again
>>34768198Yes, only gay dudes shave their pubes.
>>34768181whatever you think of fromsoft and their consistently bizarre multiplayer ideas;I've had a few handfelds... not all of them.gameboy color and the flippy oneDS or two, I don't rememberPSP was interesting, not terrible not great. I was given a switch and I never liked it at allI was also given a switch 2 and I think it is pretty good.the only part of dark souls that was ever interesting was the strange multiplayer dynamics. duskbloods is the strangest yet and if you miss out on this, that is your prerogative but you will be missing out.
>>34766852Yep that's a lot of you's
Women built like big beautiful amazonians, how do you feel that we can never lust after you without fear of being tranny chasers
>>34768205What about just trimming itI'm considering it, my pubes are pretty pubey
>>34768182I hope a femanon looks like this
>>34768164kp is packing a hog
>>34768198Where have you been?
>>34768210i actually do dress similarly to this. docs, stockings, black dress, fringe like that, black lipstick
>>34768186more like a country tonne
>>34768213Are you fat tho
>>34768182She's a fake
>>34768213What's it like being a baddie?
>>34768208Snu snu
I've been ITT for 12 hours straight almost, this is bad for my mental health. I'm going to leave my phone at home tomorrow
>>34768219are you at your job?
>>34768089But our dicks are bigger
>>34768213…and 240 lbs
>>34768218Why is she digging in his ass lol
>>34768224Snu snu
>>34768221I just got homeI'm addicted to this shithole for some reason
No woman has ever found me attractive
>>34768224Digging for bone
Women, how large would you think your load would be if you were a man? Just imagine.>hipospermia>normal>hyperspermia
>>34768230
>>34768137Thanks anon
>>34768136Big dicks are overrated
>>34768235Kidding, I'm glad they're dead.
>>34768235You're welcome.>>34768238Flaccid attempt.
>>34768238you can't say that what the f
>>34768142>>34768161same fag
Would you date a person who was constantly trying to be funny but just wasn't?
>>34768073Hi
>>34768243Why not? Cats are cancer.
>>34768247Wrong
What is it with posters lately from cultures who hate dogs and cats. You don't belong here, I think twitter would be more your pace.
>>34768249I’m old but this looks like KDA Ahri ran through ai to make it look real
>>34768249Yes, I would also assrape people who post AI nip catgirls
>>34768254>What is it with posters lately from cultures who hate dogs and catsIndia.
I don't hate cats or dogs, but I do think it's ridiculous when people won't see a movie if a dog or cat dies in it. Grow up.
>>34768249Why are you posted “AI” generated catgirls?
i believe we are all one consciousness
>>34768254Dogs are annoying and poop and piss everywhere. Cats aren't as annoying but they still poop and piss everywhere. What purpose do they serve? Pets are for low IQs
Men!!!! Chopchop!!!! More questions!!!!!!Do?
>>34768262Because they're cute.
>>34768268>they're cute.
>>34768267will I ever find someone that loves me?
BV is jealous she wasn't included in the Midsommar breeding ritual fantasy
>>34768270No. Now go back to work.
State GenderYou can have the power of one superhero. Who are you picking?And don't be a little bitch who picks omnipotence or something so broken it isn't fun.
>>34768270Idk, I like someone.
>>34768275I want to make my magic caress >him.
>>34768275M.I pick the super power to grant a single wish of my choice 1 time.I immediately wish that every human from now on other than me is immortal.
>GenderFavourite place to coom/be coomed on?Not counting creampies
I, for one, wouldn't mind BlueValk massaging my balls while I impregnate Kittenposter
>>34768275Minstant teleport, telekinesis for the boring ones. For the op ones I want to be able to change the laws of physics in an object or with some other limitation
I would mind
>>34768272I'll make >him my own breeding fantasy.
Do kittenposter and BV like each other or no?
>>34768275Mcontrol bugs.
>>34768293Idk
>>34768289Plap
>>34768289shut up and get pregnant
>>34768275MPre-Crisis Superman.>Super Strength>Super Speed>Super Intelligence>Omniglot>Heat and X-ray vision>Time travel>Super Breath>Don't need to breathe, eat or sleep.>Super ventriloquism.
>>34768253sure, thats why only 'one' of you replied
>>34768275I want to teleport like the guy from jumperOr maybe move shit with my mind like chronicle
>>34768275MPlastic Man
beans>meatTwo days of going to bed at 22:00 and waking up at 05:00. I feel much better.
>>34768215a little bit, but my bmi is almost back in the healthy range>>34768217people wish they could be as bad as me>>34768223nuh uh, im 185
>>34768309bean has no protein
>>34768275Mteleportation
>>34768284you can't impregnate the type of woman with no vagina or uterus
Femanon, the Titanic is sinking! Quick, put your makeup on me so I look like a woman and can ride the lifeboat to safety with you!
>>34768316No. Get me pregnant and die like a hero.
>>34768275MTime stopHeheh
>>34768306>Teleport from near the poles to the equator>Change in angular velocity turns you into a bloodstain on the side of a cliff.
>>34768275FIdk I just want to be invisible so I can steal>>34768283If it's not inside then what's the point just make it easy to clean up.
>>34768310Height?
>>34768321that is not how that works
>>34768297CONSENT>>34768300Please explain why, sir
>>347683255'1
>>34768325180cm
>>34768275MThe ability to see 10 minutes in the future
>>34768321Okay so I'll just teleport a few hundred km at a time
>>34768310You sound hot
>>34768275>You can have the power of one superhero. Who are you picking?FCable/Nate GreyTelepaths are GOAT'd>>34768283>Favourite place to coomOn a mouth>be coomed on?Inside? Easier cleanup.>>34768301Bruh, stop trying to pick everything. Only one worse would be Sentry.>>34768319>Time stop>HehehI know what kind of man you are
>>34768328what are you not understanding, dummy
>>34768327Yes it is, the Earth is suddenly moving way faster beneath you so a mountain/building/the ground itself turns to you into hamburger before you can blink.
>>34768275A lot of morons don't understand what the word "who" means.
>>34768316Do it yourself I'm not fucking waiting for you there are only enough life boats for half the people on the damn boat.
>>34768334>Bruh, stop trying to pick everything.The question said "one superhero" not one power.
>>34768334Hockey loves Joker
>>34768330Wife material
>>34768330Dumbass, why would she use imperial for weight but metric for height>>34768329Fatty
>>34768336why do you think you lose your velocity when you teleport?
Femanon has no time to put her makeup on you because she has to put it on her self first or else they won't believe her that she is a woman.
>>34768347You don't lose velocity, your velocity near the poles is a lot less than the velocity of someone standing on the equator.
>>34768348Not with these hands
>>34768335Dont call me a dummy
https://youtu.be/4NtxuP8VSzkThe Onion is fun
>>34768169I'm sorry. I'll do better next time.
>>34768343>The question said "one superhero" not one power.Yeah, but Superman has like fifty different powers. It's honestly kind of stupid the way writers give him powers just for him to never use them again.>>34768344>Hockey loves JokerFlorence Nightingale syndrome isn't love, especially when everything you know about the person is a lie.
>>34768346That body visualizer doesn't account for exercise and muscle. This is what she actually looks like and she could easily tear the average moid ITT in half.
"You're God.""Wait, not like that!"Every fucking time.
https://youtu.be/Vi-VV01QYPYhttps://youtu.be/gQRl7q_oN4cM, FI'm crying of laughter listening to these right now oh my fucking godd
>>34768350You going to throw them?
>>34768357I am God
>>34768359Pure ASS!
>>34768333i try to be>>34768345<3>>34768346i used imperial for weight because that's the unit it was in the convoy. my weight is 84kg
>>34768361No they are mannish
Hilariously stupid looking website>gleep glorp fellow humans, I look just like you all blorg geep I come in peace
>>34768355>fifty different powers.The nine powers I listed were his max powerset in the Silver/Bronze Age, and some of them are really just effects of his other powers.>It's honestly kind of stupid the way writers give him powers just for him to never use them again.They don't really do that, Superman's powers were set in stone by the Silver Age. When he gets a new power it's only temporary due to some outside force acting on him.
State your genderState your favorite Talking Heads song
Ah damn now I want to play tf2!
>>34768309>BRAAAAPPPbeans are nutritionally worthless compared to meat
I have to stop myself from complimenting women in any way. It always leaves me feeling humiliated. At best, they probably think I just want to fuck them.
>>34768377Amerifat cope post.
>>34768377Enjoy your McDonalds
>>34768381>t. turdworld favela squatter
>>34768374f, that's a hard question, probably born under punches but I prefer to listen to albums in full for the experience.
>>34768381>>34768383Americans love beans, what the fuck are you talking about?
What's your name son? Egg.
>>34768371Do you actually have a 34 inch inseam?You are long
>>34768374MI don't like them
>>34768392He's a big boy
>>34768392I don’t know my inseam I just moved the slider to what looked right
I don't even know what an inseam is.
inseamseaminlol
>>34768380If it makes you feel any better it does kind of make my day when I get a compliment from a man that in my perception displayed zero sexual interest in me and was just being nice.
I see men
>>34768396it's how high up your leg your penis rests on your thigh
>>34768400getting a restraining order
Everybody needs a place to restEverybody wants to have a homeDon't make no difference what nobody saysAin't nobody like to be alone
>>34768395>don't know my inseamI hate the way they sell women's pants this is a thing you should know, but the fashion industry is just like "meh give them short, regular, and long and make sure those sizes only fit 40% of the population properly" instead
Just got back from watching The OdysseyAll I have to say isLmao Ellen PageI don't know why you've decided to do that to yourself but lol
men, what's your traditionally feminine hobby?women, what's your traditionally masculine hobby?mine is being an audiophile, there's basically no female audiophiles
>>34768396Exactly what it sounds like. Inside leg seam. Crotch to foot distance.
>>34768407Does watching anime count?not a lot of women do it but it's definitely feminine.
>>34768399I appreciate that.
I noticed that every bad bitch goes to work at 8 or 9. The earlier they get up, more busted the bitches get.
>>34768407>women, what's your traditionally masculine hobby?does masturbating at least once a day count?
>>34768407>women, what's your traditionally masculine hobby?I like cars, guns, mma, and bodybuilding
>>34768407Whining and crying to people who just want to use me for sex
>>34768421so you are a man?
>>34768374M, I don't know much of their stuff so psycho killer
>>34768374MLife During Wartime
>>34768407M, cooking I guess?
>>34768424Yeah
Men if you had to pick, would you prefer a gf who is kinda dumb (and therefore does dumb shit) and therefore makes you feel smart or a gf who's smart but indirectly makes you feel dumb?
>>34768429pretty gay
>>34768430Smart but makes me feel dumb. I can't say I've ever met a woman or really anyone who makes me feel dumb so would be kinda cool to meet a woman who does that
>>34768430To be honest, the feeling of being smart around people has always made me feel like an alien and a freak, so maybe the latter, provided she doesn't deliberately belittle me.
>>34768412weird, I know a lot of female otaku and I think its pretty 5050, though I know more women that read manga>>34768417sure, do you have a magic wand?>>34768419i like guns too! i can't wait to get one when I move soon (looking at an owyhee takedown because theyre so cute)>>34768428its funny because domestic cooking is a female thing but all the pro chefs are male>>34768434not her but I think I can get people into flow states talking about the most random rabbit holes so I like to think I match people and don't overwhelm them
>>34768430There's no way the 2nd wouldn't lose respect for me or any other man below her, let's be real
>>34768430Smart gf who makes me feel dumb. I had a kinda dumb gf and I couldn't see a future with her.
Men put your own stats into the male visualizer and report back with whether or not it made you feel bad about yourself This feels accurate but looks...wrong somehow.
>>34768407baking? does that count?
>>34768391>What's your name son?>Egg2525.
>>34768441NtaYou're kidding right I fucking love himbos. I want him to be smart enough not to get into unnecessarily dangerous situations but I love it when they're a little slow on the uptake.
>>34768380Same. I'm kind of complimentary in general for whatever reason.
>>34768443The male one is total dogshit, looks nothing like me, just some weird twisty angular mess
>>34768450You're going to peg him, aren't you?
>>34768407>men, what's your traditionally feminine hobby?BL anime/manga
>>34768457Ew no
>>34768445sure! I'm gonna make a focaccia focaccia tomorrow, any tips?>>34768458hmm I can sort of understand, I like Yuri a bit so I guess its OK for guys to like boys love
>>34768458kys fag
>>3476844333-26-37Plap
>>34768430>smart>female creatureLol
State Gender Do you consider it a red flag if a person has never had a romantic or sexual partner ever? What about if they have zero friends?
>>34768469M.No.Yes.
>>34768443I don't look like this
Women What's the highest body count a mdn can have before you think he's a slut and won't date him
>>34768440>its funny because domestic cooking is a female thing but all the pro chefs are maleThe type of home cooking I do also feels masculine in a way, I make a lot of stews and curries and I also pickle and ferment stuff. I met a woman who said her husband also just makes a bunch of stews, functional meals but not all that pretty>not her but I think I can get people into flow states talking about the most random rabbit holes so I like to think I match people and don't overwhelm themI tend to be someone who can ramble about all kinds of random topics and people tend to enjoy listening to me talk about it. I've had them straight up say as much and I've even had some say they'd rather listen to me talk than actually contribute to the conversation. Meeting a woman who could make me shut up and listen to a cool discussion on some esoteric topic would be really cool. Most women I meet would rather talk about personal lives n shit like that which is fine too but it gets kinda old
I gooned and now have no interest in femanon attention. You hold no power over me.
>>34768469Same exact answer as >>34768470
>>34768475Triple digits might give me pause
>>34768469M>no romantic experienceDepends on her age but honestly yes. The women I know who are my age (late 20s early 30s) who have no romantic experience all tend to be very immature, like they've missed out on a lot of important life features >no friendsAlways a red flag
>>34768456>>34768473Damn it's even lumpier and weirder than the female version. There's no way you have a 37 inch inseam though.
Females thoughts on shein
Watching a cute millennial woman masturbate in front of her shitty 360p webcam from 2010 is the only porn worth watching.
>>34768483>>34768480>>34768470normies really have infested this board huh
Girls, if you don't keep your toes painted and pretty, you're not a real woman.
>>34768486I just lazily measured it for you and it's 32". The other measurements are accurate as of a year ago (weight and height are up to date).
>>34768489Back in my day even neets had friends on Xbox live
>>34768489Crazy how to normies your life's misfortunes are also things to be used against you
>>34768489Just go make friends, femcel-chan...
>>34768489I've been using 4chan on and off since 2013. Plus, would you rather get advice from, a normie who has his shit together or a shut in NEET?
>>34768469F>No partnerYes>No friends Ehhhh, debatable. Can't be a hypocrite and I have no friends so. >>34768487Anyone who willingly works for them or promotes them should be shot>>34768492That makes waaay more sense thank you
>>34768494esl ?
>>34768462i've never baked that before, glhf
>>34768490Ok. Still not gonna paint them. I have ugly bulbous toes anyway they shouldn't have attention drawn to them.
>>34768481NTA. I'll stop at 99 for you.
>>34768469M>Do you consider it a red flag if a person has never had a romantic or sexual partner ever?literally me but i have friends but they're scattered across the globe
>>34768503Post feet
>>34768507Footfags get the rope
>>34768469>>34768489MGirls usually fuck their friends, so it's not a red flag to be single with a capital S
>>34768507Haha, no
>>34768514>Girls usually fuck their friendsyou watch too much porn
is it wrong to be a virgin male if im kinda handsome and normal?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A VIRGIN, MALE OR FEMALE, DONT LET THE NPCS EVER TELL YOU DIFFERENT
>>34768528thanks king
>>34768526No, women have gotten too used to getting the milk for free. Make her buy the cow.
>>34768469f, no. I'm my partners first and they have no friends besides me>>34768477that's it, were going to be discussing acoustically treating a room for 3 hours
>>34768462>hmm I can sort of understand, I like Yuri a bit so I guess its OK for guys to like boys loveBL authors seem sincerely interested in the emotional experience of being male and in love in a way that few others really are. Hetslop is afraid to let a guy just be authentically pathetic.>>34768463That's not very nice anon.
>>34768538You're just reinforcing male emotion into homosexuality, you backwards assed faggot
>>34768534>that's it, were going to be discussing acoustically treating a room for 3 hoursI would actually love to hear about this, tell me more
>>34768541Calm down nephew.
Femanons, could you please analyze this situation? I met a woman at the beginning of summer, and have developed feelings as I've been getting to know her.About a month ago she said she thinks about me a lot, and finds it hard not to imagine what I'd have to say about things/situations she encounters when I'm not around. Which was making me wonder if she's interested? But last week she was asking me what I thought about another guy, and whether I think she should ask him out?So now I'm confused.
>>34768528>>34768529anon said im a red flagi must commit seppuku
>>34768544you must be a pooner
>>34768545Oh, and she mentioned she wished we had more opportunities for one-on-one talks.
opinion on colorful eye glasses?
>>34768528Virgin cope
>>34768543if you give me about an hour I'll do a write up, rn I'm just out lingerie shopping
>>34768550if M GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY [spoiler]i have purple glasses [/spoiler]if F hahaha hiiiii
>>34768551hows it a cope? im single, i'd feel awful if i had a body count but no bf to show for it. stop normalizing whore/ man whore culture
>>34768545>About a month ago she said she thinks about me a lot, and finds it hard not to imagine what I'd have to say about things/situations she encounters when I'm not around.NAG but what the fuck did you say? I'm pretty dense and terrified of rejection but even I would just fucking told her at that point.
It is 1 AM already D:
>>34768555What if you got raped
>>34768553Might go to bed by then but I look forward to reading it tomorrow morning
>>34768567not likely
>>34768554I'm curious if it's in the same attention seeking/immature category as colorful hair
>>34768563Fuck it is, when did that happen it was 10pm last time I checked
>>34768570But what if you did
The truth a lot of male anons don't want to admit is that the idea of a woman who would willingly and engagedly sit around exchanging and laughing about funny stories about 4chan shitposting escapades is fanciful as unto a dream to most of us. Don't ever let incels convince you that you're not desirable.
>>34768574then that'd suck, idk what you want me to say
>>34768577Why do you talk like that
>>34768577What
>>34768577>a dream unto most of us I know you mean this nicely so I hate to burst your bubble but being "a dream" to a guy on 4chan doesn't say a whole lot about your desirability to the general population. That said the things the incels complain about are never the things that are the problem for the type of man we're interested in.
>>34768572it's a bit more subtle. but the brighter your glasses are as a guy, aside from going clear i suppose, the gayer people might think you are. if you want colorful glasses, try some out and go for it.
>>34768556I said that it was nice of her to say so, and that it's the same for me.
>>34768577Trip on, Zach
>>34768545she values you platonically but doesn't feel the same spark as with the other guy,sorry bro
handsome atoga moids are reading this rn.. ///
An UGLY atoga moid is writing this right now... >:)
Why'd the thread just suddenly die?
>>34768597beauty is subjective...
>>34768598Everybody is jerking off or playing with their pussy
>>34768598It's 1 am
>>34768601Silly, its only 11 pm
>>34768596Some Filipino ladies at work called me handsome today because I got a haircut
>>34768603You still hideous af, no matter what some whores say.
>>34768600>>34768601Seems like euros don't post much any more
>>34768607They're nice older ladies, why be a dick to them?
>>34768577Femcels have friends?
>>34768609Euros always be on political BS, so… unless thawed try to derail ATOGA, most of the time they are on pol or Reeeeedit.
>>34768616unless they are actively trying to derail***
>>34768602Haha loser you probably have to drive a long time to look at the ocean
Doing road trips on Google maps because I have no license and I'm too broke for a car
>>34768592I'm worried that's the case.
>>34768629I forgot to say should I kms
>>34768629no one ever taught u to drive?
Left the house then I sae some guy on a bile give me a look and I quickly zipped my zipper up
>>34768641Nope
>>34768642A man walked into a bar… and said “ouch!”.
atoga anons and femanons should drop their specs
>>34768645If you watch “walking tours” on YT, it’s a bit better.The no commentary ones.
She was teasing me today
>>34768649I don't have them but others that do need them to see.
>>34768649I've done it before fuck off
>>34768654no imean like one's self stats
>>34768649Like SPECIAL from Fallout?Those specs?
>>34768655
men would u want a gf who loves u super much and wants to hold ur hand and sit besides u all the time :[
>>34768569alright so basically most room treatment is complete garbage. the foam wedges you see do nothing for bass. you need 6 inches of rockwool in a wooden frame and wrapped in a light fabric. you need to treat all 4 corners at minimum because bass accumulates in the corners of a room. its like some people are retarded audiophiles who spend $100,000 on speakers that end up sounding worse than the pair I plan to buy (bronze 500) because their room is garbage. slanted ceilings and a rectangle room make all the difference. my room is 6.2 x 4 Metres which is a perfect medium sized room. carpet and a good couch help with the MIDs to highs as well. then putting speakers about 50cm from the wall so they don't have too much bass. lmk if you want to know anything else about acoustically treating a room
>>34768649You have enough
>>34768663Nah
>>34768663WOf course, why wouldn't I want that?
What would moids do if they walked in on their gf playing with a dildo smaller than them?
>>34768655Sounds like you were very popular, lmao.
>>34768667think it over
>>34768665This shit sounds so gay. I just stuck my guitar amp into a closet and it sounds tight as fuck, isolated from the outside too
>>34768669Why are you doing this to me im already jealous of people with smaller cocks
>>34768669What would even be the point?
>>34768671Hmmm nah she is just going to abandon me anyway they always do
>>34768663This could be us.
>>34768679>blondeGross ew
>>34768679why can’t it be
>>34768652Same
>>34768665This reminds me of the whole IMAX thing in the sense that I can't really imagine how what you're describing would sound in the same way I can't really imagine what the whole IMAX 70mm thing would look like. How did you get into this? How do you know what to compare your room to, like did you ever experience a room that became your benchmark? Do concert venues generally have shit acoustics too?
She implied im a femboy :/
>>34768663I got one already
>>34768669Annoyed since Im right here why didn't she come to me? I would fuck her on demand if she asked.But also relieved is smaller, if it was a bigger I would be very insecure and would consider breaking up.
>>34768693way to make me feel even worse
>>34768692Time to get swole, and prove her wrong.Also, update your wardrobe.
>>34768692Are you gonna wear the panties this time
>>34768695Sorry anon, you'll get there one day
>>34768672that's not the sort of amp I'd be using, this is for a listening room>>34768691so basically I got into this because I love listening to music and wanted to know how I could make the experience better, ehila also not falling for the snake oil like expensive cables or million dollar DACs. in terms of what to compare it to many HiFi shops have proper acoustically treated rooms where you can demo music. but that's not fully what matters, you need to find the audio signature that you want. concert halls usually have pretty decently thought out acoustics but live venues usually only treat to a degree. its a real mix as to whether a concert will have good audio. when I saw cog their audio sucked, but when I saw Boris the venue was amazing. other benchmark rooms I've been in include the recording studio at my uni and the music rooms at my hs. they were actually not the best especially for brass because they were using the wrong bass traps. audio for me is just that much nicer with a properly set up room
Why are beauty standards so inconsistent? Like, we are told that big flat noses, small eyes, non pale skin are ugly features on their own, but when all of these are present on a beautifully symmetrical facial canvas like pic related, they form into a beautiful face.
>>34768713Need brown tomboy
>>34768713Because aesthetics are subjective I hate autists
>>34768699Yeah i have been exercising actually >>34768703Fuck no
GenderHave you ever experienced anything spooky, you couldn’t explain it?
>>34768713I look lime this except for the eyes and nose
>>34768727A crazy girl finding me attractive
>>34768727MWhen I was a kid I saw a shadow go into the washroom and I thought it was my dad. A few minutes later I hear him calling from the living room. Checked the washroom, no one was there, never saw anyone come out, had it in view the whole time.
>>34768729You're hot then
>>34768733Like mentally unstable? >>34768735Damn…
>>34768713dude she's a model and has had plastic surgery>>34768727hearing voices is spooky but I can explain that as schizophrenia
>>347680873 favorite positions?
>>34768739Yeah mentally unstable
>>34768740Sometimes our environment really be playing tricks on us. Sounds included.
>>34768735Bruh, something similar happened to me
>>34768710Oh shit I fuckin love Boris, seen em live twice. Seeing them for Heavy Rocks 2002 is one of my favorite concerts I've been to, also saw em for amplifier worship. Which tour did you see them on? Favorite Boris album? Also how does one figure out what audio signature they want? Is there a way for a complete pleb like me to get a taste for what this world has in store?
>>34768737Im a man though
>>34768749Ain't no problem
>>34768751>>34768749Lulz
>>34768727MI saw something ungodly run across the road at night just west of Death Valley 6 years ago.
>>34768663I don't want that fake garbage, seeing as she's already looking for a replacement and accepting male candidates to queue up from social media
>>34768740>dude she's a model and has had plastic surgeryShe has look the same since she was 9. Also, her natural features aren't idealized in Korea.
>>34768746nice! i saw them last year at the heavy rock breakfast tour with kiyouharu. simply amazing concert even if it started like 2 hours latefav album is a tricky one, probably akuma no uta followed by amplifier worshipas for figuring out what sort of audio you want it comes down to genres you listen to and whether or not its doubling as a home theatre set up. try going to a HiFi shop with some tunes loaded on your phone and plug in the aux. its a bit heretic to use a phone as an audio source but as long as you have good quality files like flac they will sound pretty much the same. there's also HiFi shows but theyre quite location specific. as for brands, wharfedale's diamond range and monitor audios bronze and silver lines represent good value for what youre paying. don't buy into hype around class an amps sounding better than class d, its a solved problem now compared to a decade and a bit ago where class d wouldn't sound as good (class ab amps use a dual transistor setup where as class d use pwm signals). tube amps and vinyl are also retarded. and all DACs beyond a certain price sound the same. on the higher end of speakers there's many brands and esoteric offerings but I haven't sampled too many, still a good HiFi shop will let you.
Stop worshipping celebrities, anon.Go learn a craft or pick up a new hobby.
>>34768756Skinwalker?Yikes…
People aren't grateful enough that they get to be in love
>>34768759dont makeit weird
Men, is it possible to separate the artist from the music or the face from the person?I have a colleague who is genuinely a 11/10 in my books and I can't stop gooning to her, but she's also a horrible person and a snake who betrayed a lot of people in her path. She's nice to me, but I know she spread rumors about me which affected my manager's perception of me overtime. I hate her to bits and will undermine her at the first chance I get, but I also can't stop feeling attracted towards her appearance.How do I stop feeling bad after gooning to her?
>>34768770I have nothing to be grateful
>>34768770Yeah.
>>34768773No, not it is not… but that’s just my opinion.
>>34768773You niggas are so fucking weak. A bitch ain't special cuz she's pretty, those shits are a dime a dozen, every Chinese factory knows how to chrome and gold plate their cheap junk but that don't make it any better.
>>34768768It looked as close to a skinwalker as I could imagine. It was small donkey sized, but the way it walked it looked like a human imitating a horse with its ass up high in the air and its front "legs" not really being used for walking, like it was performing. It kind of stumbled too, like in a trot. And it had a tall pale face (WAY taller than a person's) with dark eye holes and long hair all around it like a mane of dreadlocks.It could totally have been a donkey and I was just tired and it was in my rearview so I didn't get a good look but I was scared shitless and sped up until I got to the next town. I remember the spot too, driving south from Panamint Springs, after the turnoff to Ballarat but before the windy mountain pass if you're looking on a map.
Girl I went on 2 dates with sent me a long text about how we have no romantic connection after having hot makeout seshes???Anyway, I texted her too much after and she blocked me. It's been almost a month since that happened, and I want to try again. Am I essentially just banned for life if a girl rejects me liek that? Experience says yes but I still have that drive to chase. I'm very surprised we didn't at least have sex, that never happens and it's like getting the worst blue balls but to the heart.Also thought it was pretty crazy she left such a long message considering we only met up 2 times.
>>34768782That's a pretty clear rejection. Just move on.
>>34768780I never said she was special. I just need help with mentally separating her as a person from her physical appearance so i don't feel bad when gooning to her, the same way some people may like a song but hate its artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH4wcNRj9PI
My legs are very skinny now :/
>>34768788thats bad why
>>34768771It is weird to deal with a duplicitous dating schemer - a woman.
>>34768780That was the most wild stretch you could have used.You are an absolute retard. And you aint “hard” from being (supposedly) from the hood, faggot.
>>34768790im just lonely and want a bf is that too hard to understand
>>34768764Maybe I'll go check a shop out, seems like I've got a few in my city. Thanks for the info and for indulging me anon, have a good night/good day
>>34768785Don’t listen to or respond further to that schizo.He never offers anything useful or insightful. His EBT didn’t clear yet, lmao.
>>34768663I would rather a gf that has a life of her own
>>34768785>>34768792I'm right. She means nothing and the only reason you suffer is because you think she does.
>>34768713Pig nosed bug person
>>34768789Its not bad?
>>34768803the :/ emoticon implies ur upset by what u said
>>34768793>if you aren't content by yourself, you aren't ready for a relationship>have you tried working on yourself first?
>>34768806humans are meant to be with each other, no one is truly content by themselves im a grown woman, ofc i want a bf at my age
>>34768784it sucks bc she hit on me at first, idk if I played it too cool with the texting or what. perhaps I was insecure when I said the distance of location between us could make further meeting difficultalso I was very bold on the first date but not as much on the second for some reason
>>34768810Funny, I had a really similar experience last year. She hit on me despite knowing I lived a bit far from her, we hit it off real well on the first date, we made out on the second date, and then when I asked for a third she sent me a really, really long text saying she didn't feel anything. Almost like she was trying to convince herself more than me. I don't think she blocked me but I'm staying away anyway and we haven't talked since. Everything about her personality screamed impulsive, like maybe she really burned for me at first but either found some other passion to burn for or the realization dawned on her that she didn't want a relationship with someone who lived far away like I did. Maybe that's the case with your girl or maybe not, but either way your best bet is to just move on and find someone else. I wouldn't overthink it.
Ahh a Good breakfast makes a Good day
>>34768805Oh i am upset but do people care if one has skinny legs? Because yes i care about what people think about me
>no one is truly content by themselvesthat's what male ncels say
>>34768817No one said this
>>34768817I'd love to see you all isolated. No 4chan either.
>>34768819what about human rights?
GenderWhat are you doing to improve yourself as a partner?
>>34768821>as a partnerstop taunting me :<<<<<<
>>34768663god please yes its never happened to me i want to fall in love
>>34768713>MUH BEAUTY STANDARDSStop babbling about this shit and develop some taste of your own.
>>34768821MTaking time to get over getting dumped so I'm ready for the next girl
>>34768821MDeliberating my suicide
>>34768821There would have to be something to start from.
>>34768820What about em?
>>34767463Oye, tranquilo viejo
>>34768821Making myself above average by the important metrics>Salary>Muscle mass>Sexual stamina>Body count
Male anons where did you go? I miss you
>>34768845What do you want again
>>34768821MNothing. I can't do anything.
>ex gf didn't want to suck dick>girl I hooked up with after didn't either How common is this? I reciprocate, but knowing it's one way is enough to kill my desire. I don't begrudge people their sexual preferences, but women that won't are going to be related to friend status.
>>34768821MI'm not. I'm actually taking a step back and seeing what women are actually willing to do to impress me for a change.
>>34768847I would like a hug, please. is that too much to ask for?
>>34768845Just chillin'
>>34768852I could give you a hug, but i also need to find where your boundaries are. Could i aslo do something more?
>>34768854Uh sure? What exactly?
>>34768845Not everyone here is neeting in college like you.
Too busy playing fnv to post rn
>>34768855Touch your neck, kiss you, maybe some grabbing in certain places.
>>34768856How can one who is in education be not in education employment or training?>>34768858Are you cute?
i love beautiful women
>>34768860>Are you cute?Of course
>>34768860>How can one who is in education be not in education employment or training?It's common to be perpetually getting ready by studying throughout your 20s and early 30s, and then to continue that trajectory of doing nothing.
>>34768821f, got some lingerie today
>>34768821m, bought some speedos yesterday
hi pumpkin pie i miss you
>>34768862Okay! mwah!>>34768863Well those people are neets after they graduate Unless you just don’t know what a neet is?
>>34768864what colour
She just gave you herpes
Women, am I an asshole for not giving a woman a chance, who I think is very nice a like but is not physically or visually attractive?
>>34768870black garter
Should I post my face on instagram and get comfortable with sharing my face on the internet because looking at someones ig account seems to be the way people decide if they want to keep seeing you or not.
>>34768868MwahIs me being a little antisemitic a problem?
>>34768875You don't seem comfortable with that so maybe don't do it right now
>>34768878I was planning on doing some traveling first maybe do some sports again and gather photographs there not just in my room.
Which one should I buy ?
>>34768880Sure. I don't know how instagram works. I don't use it much.
>>34768881vaporeon! though leafeon is my favourite
>>34768881sylveon best evee evolution, but espeon is the best out of these
>>34768881Nothing. Get a burger.
>>34768881Come back to 4chan when you're an adult. Maybe 10 years from now.
>>34768881Eevee is the only cute design, the other two look so cheaply made
>>34768881They're all terrible.
Men, do any of you have a fetish for sleeping/sleepy women? Is that really a thing?
>>34768899Not particulary. But if a woman asks me to fuck her while she's asleep, i may do it. I won't bring anything like that up myself.
>>34768899I wouldn't call it a fetish, but yes I like it.
There are still people that think 4chan is a neo nazi den and everyone here is a potential school shooter.
>>34768899>do you have a fetish for a thing that makes you even more of a creep than you already areI don't know, anon. Probably not.
Women, if you were courted by a billionaire vampire rapist and a billionaire vampire prince who does charity work, whom do you fuck and whom do you marry?
>>34768926Which one has the thicker vampire cock?
Post genderWould you rather live inA. an apartment that magically becomes and stays clean ONLY when you have guests overorB. an apartment that magically becomes and stays clean ONLY when you DON'T have guests overYou can still clean it nonmagically ofc>M>A
>>34768935Vampires cocks don't work due to no blood flow
>>34768937Then pass. I only like vampires when they have magic that makes their junk work.
>>34768926I will marry the charity vampire just so I can cuck him with the rapist
>>34768936MB seems a lot less work.
>>34768936I don't understand. So for B, it suddenly cleans itself when guests leave, or it's always clean as long as there are no guests?
>>34766828Girls, I work at a thrift store, a job I enjoy. Am I being lame that I refuse to drop prices or give discounts even if items have imperfections (it's used good FFS, what do you expect lol)Basically I find the people who you give "discounts" to start to get annoying after a while and expect it on everything and really drain it. Or if you give in to something over an imperfection then suddenly everything they bring up to by has an imperfection they need to point out. (Or they probably do it themselves)We also all signed a waiver about how item prices shouldn't be reserved or dropped for friends/family/"regulars" etc. which from my understanding can have you flagged and be a fireable offense. Customers are also able to return products at other branches. So if things don't match up and they say to the workers at other stores that "oh yeah that guy who works at xxxx shop gives me discounts" then depending how much of a brown noser they are could tell their manager who then can report it to their superiors.Am I taking my job too seriously and being lame? 99% of the time they end up buying it for the sticker price anyways. Or someone else will eventually. I just find it easier to say no than deal with the nonsense lol. Sometimes I straight tell them I'm not dropping the prices but if they walk out the store with the item I'm not going to stop them and that I'm not going help them "steal" (by lowering prices) on their behalf. At the end of the day, even though the products are donated free form the public, none of the products belong to me to begin with.
>>34768937So THAT'S why vampires need to suck blood. To recharge their cocks.
>>34768936f, is the default state how messy I normally have my house? because my house is ocd levels of clean
>>34768942Always clean as long as there are no guests. When guests show up, all magical cleaning is reversed, while all nonmagical cleaning stays the same; vice versa for A
>>34768945lol
>>34768946>is the default state how messy I normally have my houseYes.>my house is ocd levels of cleanAre you single?
>>34768951in that case it doesn't make much difference to me which house I choose because I'll be cleaning anyway. I'm in a ldr
>>34768947Sounds awful. I'll stick with the option that keeps it clean for guests and just never have them over, so I can clean it and know it's nonmagically clean.
>>34768956Why? Do you love cleaning as an activity?
Lazy day! :)What will your day be like, anon?
women: what is the best way a man can smooth things over if he lost his cool with you in a relationship and got angry/raised his voice at you during an argument? what would help the woman feel safe and cared for and what would healthy reconciliation look like?
>>34768958Yes. But also, if it was always only clean because of magic and could revert the moment a guest appeared, it'd be easy to lose track of reality and suddenly be exposed to an awful amount of disarray.
>>34768959Shit day. But i will go outside or something.
>>34768809>humans are meant to be with each other, no one is truly content by themselvesNot the anon, but yes this is true, for us men and for women. People prefer to lie to themselves about it for some reason, saying things like "love comes from within" on one hand, yet when they witness someone who has gone off the rails they say "there was a lack of love in their upbringing". People rarely if ever connect the dots that self fulfillment is actually built from being around healthy people. People would rather pretend they were their own saviours who required nobody. Such people never truly find reasonable contentment, they just spend a lifetime pretending they have.
>>34768961anger councilling
>>34768970i see thanks, would this be necessary for rare anger outbursts that occur once or twice yearly or for repetitive?
>put effort into a post>thread dies immediately after going from page 1 to 10just fuck my shit up
>>34768974both desu. i used to be a shouter too but I did dbt and now I can control my emotion a lot better (yes I have BPD). desu shouting is scary and I'd be scared he would hit me
>>34768962My intention with the thought experiment was just "would you rather never have to clean for guests, or for yourself and your family/roommates". So I would say you can disable the magic at will and clean it nonmagically in preparation for guests, or something.>YesWere you always like this or did you somehow teach yourself to love it? I ask because I really hate cleaning and live in a very messy place as a result, so I'm always a bit skeptical when I hear people say they enjoy it
>>34768963What happened that it's shit?Or are you one of those "every day is shit" people?
>>34768978I'd been the sole housekeeper for my entire childhood house for over twenty years of my life. I'm past liking or disliking it really; it's just something I do because it's what I do.
Every day that I don't have to think about reality is kind of okay.
>>34768440>owyhee takedown>cuteThats probably the ugliest rifle I've ever seen
>>34768976Effortposting is an art.
>>34768976cute seal
>>34768997what why? :(its cute and will fit in my bag so I can go around shooting and hunting easily. i like the little badger as well but its not as practical
>>34768977alright thanks it's PTSD I have. big respect to you btw bpds in recovery are impressive. thanks for your insight
>>34768899It was my first fetish actually
Did you know that normal people don't have fetishes?
>>34768849Does your cock smell
I fell for it again in my personal life. I'm very angry.
>>34769044Normal people are boring
>>34768986Being low status is painful
>>34769024ty, I hope you can get through the treatment you need too>>34769044actually I lost a lit of my fetishes after therapy so I think youre right
>>34769056Anon, I...
women: what makes you try to reconnect 'as a friend' with an ex you've dumped a year ago, and then send him pictures of you going out with another man in the middle of the night? I told her I didn't need to see or know any of that, and in response I got blocked everywhere. I'm just confused.
my first everything 22yo gf of 1 year has a bodycount of 7 including 1 womanhow do I leverage this information to justify ending it. i want to throw up
>>34769070M here.How are you this stupid? She wanted to know if she could still have you and you folded like a lawn chair. On some real nigga shit, if a bitch rejects you or dumps you, you should act like she's dead, give her 0 attention.
>>34769065I deserve this
>>34769074I don't know, man. It was my first relationship and I felt bad it ended that way. I thought her trying to reconnect as a friend was a genuine act, but I guess she just wanted to hurt me one last time. The only thing I can't explain is why she felt like she had to block me everywhere, but oh well.
>>34769044Normal people have normal evolutionary fetishes. A buddhist should have no fetishes, he knows that life is fundamentally unsatisfactory.
>>34769081Nta but normies have 'kinks'. Those are fine and not related to any pathology. Fetishes are when the kink becomes so personal and intertwined with emotional baggage that they become constantly craved to the point sex doesn't feel complete without it. Which isn't a big deal for the fetish enjoyer, but for any partners they have they will feel like they have to be a performing monkey after they tire of constantly appeasing it.
>>34769073>how do I leverage this information to justify ending it. i want to throw upYou don't need to. You're not married and there are no critical attachments to keep you two bound together (marriage vows, kids, shared finances, mortgaged homes). You've only been dating a year, you can leave at any time for whatever reason you want. All that's expected is you do it in a way that isn't cold or cruel, you just tell her you can't feel the same and if she asks why you just tell her you realized you're not compatible and you apologize for any misunderstandings or if you lead her on. If you continue to date and you know full well this is something you cannot overlook it means your values are not the same, if you stay you will be leading her on. So the kindest thing to do is break up.
Women, are you opposed to being taken in by an attractive man and being used as a milk cow?
>>34769092No. My future milk is for my future babies only.
>>34766928Women literally bitching about working in an office where the a/c is "too chilly"You know they do that because it makes it more hygenic, right? Yet they'll call it sexistWomen have to go
>>34766928>women are inferior to menNothing new.
>>34769091i know, but we are going on a month long trip in September. we signed a lease and are set to be moving out of our parental homes to live together in january. i went from happy to completely distraught. breaking up is something that didn’t cross my mind before and like i said, she is my firsti never asked, so i didn’t know. i knew she had 2 ex bfs and she lost her v card at 15 is all i knew. i had no no clue it would upset me so much as it does. and I only found out because her sister was drunk as shit and revealed it to me for whatever reason.
>>34767202>the normal oneIsn't she a lesbian?
Men who managed to beat their porn addiction, what worked for you?Like real talk, when I was in a relationship 2 years ago, I didn't find sex enjoyable because I had the death grip and still do now. Don't get me wrong, the vagina feels nice, warm, slippery and cozy, but solo masturbation just feels better to me. I want to turn my life around, but this porn ( mostly fictional porn) is ruining my life. I tried deleting all my stuff, but that didn't work as I ended up browsing online boorus anyway. I have an active subscription with several r34 artists like Maplestar, lazyprocrastinator and a couple of others
>>34767232In a few decades obsession with animes and cartoons and video game lore will be gone.
life changes a lot
Feels like I am in a maze of my own making.
Women, what's your gameplan for seduction when you find an amazing guy with lots and lots and money?
>>34769109Find out if we're otherwise compatible, and if we are, make sure I'm in the best possible position to show him that compatibility.
>>34769111I'm imagining if a guy gave this response to the question "u try to seduce a sydney sweeney lookalike, what's your gameplan" and it's comical
>>34769111Oops, too slow! You got alpha female mogged by the low inhib stacey who immediately approached and secured the bag
SEX with Ash Callaghan
>>34769111ComPLAPability
>>34769101>i never asked, so i didn’t know. i knew she had 2 ex bfs and she lost her v card at 15 is all i knew. i had no no clue it would upset me so much as it does. and I only found out because her sister was drunk as shit and revealed it to me for whatever reason.>Her sister revealed it to meAnd did you talk with your GF to confirm what her sister had said?
>>34769098Nta but men and women have different body temperature thresholds and shit. Try hopping into the shower with a woman and enjoy your skin melting off at the bone when you experience what she considers to be "mildly warm"
>>34769113I mean, already got a rich guy I'm compatible with, I don't need that hypothetical one.>>34769116That's a crucial part of compatibility, yeh.
>>34769121How rich were your cousin and uncle?
>>34769120Nta but is there a reason for that?I can't understand woman that want their skin boiling in a relaxing shower. Yet most woman do enjoy it
>>34769120>i shower sooooo hot, that's why I complain about good a/cWomen have to go
>>34769115How dare you say this and not post a picture alongside it.Shes so pretty, in that Anya Taylor Joy way
>>34769115>>34769126>t. Ash Callaghan
>>34769112How is it comical? It's genuine and mindful of the whole point of relationships. Finding someone to be with isn't a game to win, it's a goal that's worth reaching correctly.
>>34769126She’s gorgeous and brilliant and funny and even has a sexy English accent. Dream woman. I don’t post pictures much tho
>>34769130It makes the shitposting more authentic when you do>>34769127kek
>>34769128Things a forever-virgin would say
>>34769124>Nta but is there a reason for that?To this day I have no idea. It's a mystery that eludes all of man's knowledge. >>34769125They probably complain about it because they don't want their nipples to poke through their shirts or some shit I don't know.
>>34769132Okay. But I'm engaged and trying for a baby, so I don't think your assessment is correct.
I am a horrible person.
>>34769137why? what makes you horrible?
>>34769138I use people.
>>34769140that's life
The idea of applying for jobs makes me sick. I am unhirable
>>34769117yep she confirmed it. she said she thought I didn’t wanted to know, which is correct. she said she regrets it, saying she felt like it was normal to do but afterwards felt empty. and that she was looking for a serious relationship since she realized casual is not for her. she also established she was looking for something serious on the first date and said she wouldn’t want a fwb thing. And it’s also not as if she held back with me, we kissed on the first date and did the deed second date. I suppose part of me is also grieving that I never got to experiment and experience what she has done. It’s a complicated feeling, good to be able to vent though.
>>34769124Scratch that, I do know why women prefer hotter temperature thresholds than men and complain when things are cold even though it's mild.It goes back to Aphrodite. Greek Goddess of love, in ancient Rome who was she? Venus. The planet Venus is the brightest celestial object in the night sky after the moon, the brightest 'star' (though not a star, a planet) that always mogs the other stars for the attention of men who gaze up. Venus has a temperature of 867°F (464°C), the hottest planet in the entire solar system. This is why women prefer hotter climates than men, preferring boiling water showers and seeking vacations more often to chase the Sun like it were water to a fish. As the saying goes "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus."I am saying women are Venusians.
>>34769143Try not to think about it too much
>>34769144>I suppose part of me is also grieving that I never got to experiment and experience what she has done. It’s a complicated feeling, good to be able to vent though.Ok. Well the choice is yours. I think that you can trust her when she says she feels regret for what she had done and is looking for something real and lasting like love. I don't think she should be banished from love for her past so long as she is sincere that she has grown and matured past that. If she hasn't, I'd bail. But there's no way for any of us to know, only you can know. Even if she had matured and grown past it, if you can't feel comfortable with her past it's not something to feel guilty over, it's just a mismatch of value/experience, you can break up if that's what you want.Her sister blabbing while drunk is a red flag though in the sisters part. That screams to me that there's family drama which you might wanna stay out of lol
>>34769143Same.
>>34769143be like me and get autism bux
>>34769148How can I not?
>>34769081>normal evolutionary fetishesI guess, if you want to call boobies and penis-in-vagina fetishes.Also, this >>34769089.
>>34769081I bet buddhists have the most degenerate kinks
I'm never gonna dance againGuilty feet have got no rhythmThough it's easy to pretendI know you're not a foolI should've known better than to cheat a friendAnd waste the chance that I'd been givenSo I'm never gonna dance againThe way I danced with you, oh
>>34769168Who hurt George Michael, he was 19 when he sang this
>>34769171You mean who did he hurt?
>>34769172No
>>34769147But wait there's more..What's the most popular brand of female shaving sticks? Gillette "Venus". Now let's get biblical. Women were tricked by lucifer, meaning light bearer, meaning morning star. Which 'star'is brightest in early morning at dawn? Venus. What occurs just before dawn? Eve. Eve had eaten what? Was tricked into what? Eating an apple. What's the most popular phone brand among the women? Apple. What's the iconography of Apple? An apple they has been bitten. What do some women do with those phones? Go on social media and needle and start shit with other goddesses other Venusians other women. Who did this? Eris of Greek myth. How? Golden apple of disorder to make the women fight to lead to strife and war.Women are ayy lmaos from Venus sent to sell us razor blades and iPhones
Why is everyone always mad at me
>>34769168careless whisper is one of my favourite songs of all time, when George Michael died I cried
>>34769178Could it be because of your stupid face?
>>34769179There's a version of it played on a kazoo on youtube if you're in the mood for a laugh.
>>34769144Look, its why experienced men recommend not getting "serious" with your first.If your experience something intense with someone for the first time ever, theres the tendency to attach the feeling of it being special to the person, not what has happened. Basically you percieved your gf as being a special person, when it was simply special to have taht experience the first time ever.On top, you are yet inexperienced with keeping the hormone flush of limerence/infatuation apart from real feelings. Its no coincidence that this now happens a year in, which is generally the point at which infatuation fades and you start seeing whether you are really compatible or not without rose tinted glasses. In your case, it turns out that you are not.>part of me is also grieving that I never got to experiment and experience what she has doneI can relate because I had the same. The only way to get rid of that feeling is to go and get the experimentations and experiences. Unless you do that, it will hang over every relationship you will have. There is no reason not to do it. Go take your increased confidence and fuck a few girls, learn not to deny but to handle the feelings you will experience during taht so you don't sperg with infatuation and gf up every rando who crosses your path. You will inevitably stumble into a great woman who ends up sticking this way.
>>34769185bad renditions of careless whisper are pretty funny I do enjoy them
Femanons: How far into a relationship would you have to be before he could answer the door wearing just a towel when you came over?
What’s that song where he says you shake yourself three times you’re playing with yourself
>>34769192Nas but you can do that with the mailman if you want to
>>34769186Nta but thing is, if he dumps her she's gonna know why. She will put 2 + 2 together>Sister blabbed to BF about scandalous past>BF learns of it>Months later BF says goodbyeIt's hardly gonna be a coincidence to her. Which yeah that isn't OPs responsibility but anyone with a conscience would feel kinda shitty if it turned out she genuinely was hoping to turn a new lead and do things right but got ruined on account of one bitter sister
Women, I need one of your eggs for, uh, a science experiment
>>34769115That is my wife not yours
Wait
>>34769178Who is "me"?
>>34769201No
>>34769199Cuck.
>>34769201What was that show on disney with two sisters that are opposites? Like in the intro song they go “I say go you say stop” then at the end they blow dry their mirror and they are in there fighting or smiling or something. I think they were twins.
>>34769201They don't love you like I love you!
>be me>had a serious glow up in my early 20’s>run into former coworker (turned model now lol)>used to have a crush on her obviously >”oh wow anon, you’re looking really good you know that?”>”you look handsome”>uhh thanks you toowhat did she mean by this? she is in a long term relationship
>>34769206Idk but I had my sexual awakening to Bella Thorne and Zendaya Coleman in Shake It Up
>>34769206The dove Cameron show
>>34769208>What is being friendly for 200 Alex
>>34769209I remember shake it up it was fun
I will go to Nigeria to gain experience against pirates and Colombia for ground experience
Summer fucking sucks
HOLY chudola
*casting a spell to make the femanons itchy*
Women, do you prefer men who are already dating someone else?
>>34769220I wouldn't say I "prefer it", but they are "safer" than single men because I know the chances of them sexually harassing me or being weird are significantly reduced.
>>34769220No, I go for single guys
>>34769220Goddamn look at those feet.
>>34769219Fuck you.
This ends NOW!
Hey sexy
>>34769225american comic art is so bad
>>34769238*shoots you*
>>34769225I dont see anything wrong?
>>34769011What do you need a takedown for? So you can hide it in a backpack and commit a mass shooting?
>>34769246because I don't drive so i'd be on the bus or uber
>>34769198Sorry, they're all preordered by someone else.
>>34769247If you aren't responsible enough to drive a car you aren't responsible enough to own a gun
The things I would do just to brush my hand through her hair
Things going my wayBig moodExotic up the drivewayBig moodDouble up the contractBig mood
>>34769126I guess this is some sort of performance art.
>>34769250I drink Henny when I shoot my pistol at the rangeThat way, when I'm tipsy, I still know I got my aim
>>34769268Train how you fight, good thinking
Does she actually think she's a guy like mtfs think they're women or is it something else?
MenLet's see how much how you know about women. Answer this: "When does a female have their first period?"If you Google or ask AI or consult or search anything besides your own knowledge in your head then your worst fear is going to happen tonight.
>>34769220>Women, do you prefer men who are already dating someone else?I don't think Scott being taken is a selling point in Psylocke wanting him.>>34769194>What’s that song where he says you shake yourself three times you’re playing with yourself"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte>>34769103>Isn't she a lesbian?Yeah. What of it? Lesbians can't be normal?>>34768961>what is the best way a man can smooth things over if he lost his cool with you in a relationship and got angry/raised his voice at you during an argument?Understanding and explaining the root cause of the outburst and steps you are taking to rectify it.
>>34769272>Does she actually think she's a guy like mtfs think they're women or is it something else?Of course she doesn't, none of them actually do there's always that tiny little scream inside of them that knows the truth.
>>347692749-12 I guess
>>34769274The pads in my house started showing up when my sister was 12, although she stopped getting them for a whileSome autoimmune thing
>>34769274Like 13
You know why they call and just let it ring
>>34769274My guess would be 11, 10 would be early and 13 would be late
>>34769275nta but lesbians aren't normal in the purely emotionless factual definition of the word "usual/typical/expected/standard". Which is whatever because neither is autism neither is have six toes neither is certain heights or bmis blahblahblah
What have I done
>>34769291Chemicals in the water are causing that. 60 years ago 13 wouldve been normal. Its womens own fault really. Pissing their birth control into the water supply
>>34769298NTANo anon, chemicals in the water aren't causing girls to menstruate earlier, that's an obesity issue.
>>34769283Are you a younger brother?
>>34769297Post nut clarity?
>>3476929860 years ago 13 was early.
Okay so they hate each other Lol
>>34769302Older
>>34769304Just saying things doesn't make them true anon.
>>34769272Who the fuck cares. Let people dress however they like.
>>34769297>
>>34769277>>34769283>>34769284>>34769284>>34769291The correct answer: 2 - 10 days old. Lasting 4 days the female baby sheds uterine lining and bleeds, triggered by the mother's own hormonal drop post-birth.
>>34769307Okay. I was terrified for a second that my brother was a poster ITT. I guess that sort of situation is common.
>>34769258List all of them.
>TFW I didn't get my first period until 14
In what weather do you wear a long wool trench coat?
>>34769312congrats, not even women know that
>>34769318Cold, presumably.
>>34769312Oh wow haha you got me post your tits
>>34769312Oh so it was a bullshit gotcha question. Like the annoying bitch in elementary school who'd poke me >stop touching me>well actually *pushes up glasses* technically im not touching you as atoms can never contact eachother :)
>>34769315Sounds like a very appropriate age for it.
>>34769274Oh wow I thought this would've been answered already. Its when a woman goes through puberty. Women go through that at different times so it's usually different. Now answer my question woman,Why do y'all start syncing cycles when you start living together with other woman?
>>34769318all weather
>>34769318
>>34769197Her sister intentionally sabotaging her relationships is her problem though. Theres average guy who woulndt even shrug at OPs gfs "bodycount", her sister knew he was insecure about his lack of a past and did this intentionally.Likewise its not the bodycount thats the problem, but OP becoming aware that he missed out and has some catching up to do until he can settle down in peace.
>>34769319They don't?>>34769321I don't have tits i'm a guy>>34769322Yes it was, by the way she had a crush on you
>>34769326Too cold
>>34769306Who?
>>34769324That doesn't actually happen. At most, empathetic stress can affect hormones, but it's not a purposeful or common interaction concerning syncing menstrual cycles.
>>34769310Nah, if you look like a goofy clown, you deserve to be mocked
>>34769332Well, maybe technically my wool coat is more of a great coat than a trench coat.
>>34769327>OP becoming aware that he missed out and has some catching up to do until he can settle down in peaceYeah I don't understand that, comparing life experience to the woman implies identifying as woman-like or her peer or something. Personally I'd have found out and not dated long before 1 yr since I think high body count = higher signs of impulsivity or emotional lability and not a solid prospect for long term. If I missed the signs and found out later and the girl demonstrated good behaviour throughout I'd stay since obviously it shows she changed. Why do other guys need to get that fuck carousel saga before figuring out that it's a waste of time to orgasm into strange women? Never understood it
>>34769332Layer more? A good base layer, a thick sweater, a jacket, then the overcoat, and you're good for anything above -10F I'd say
>>34769337People like you are so tiresome.
>>34769318>wool>trench coatTrench coats are canvas
>>34769334>That doesn't actually happen.I've met enough women IRL that say they will sync cycles that there is clearly something more under the surface then just stress. It would be different if this was a one off thing I've heard. Instead this seems to be the majority of woman I've met that live with other women. So what is the deal?
>>34769326Shit, it's Christmas again soon? I forgot to get a gf
Im working on a 2man projectproblem is the other guy doesnt listen so I constantly have to repeat shit I already explained and wrote downso annoyinggreat guy besides that but its pissing me off
>>34769346If you count 5 months away as soon lol
>>34769324>Why do y'all start syncing cycles when you start living together with other woman?Not a woman I think the period sync thing is a myth that occurs from coincidental observations. It comes from the old folk belief that women's cycles matched the moon cycles or some shit. These days it's a myth that some men wish to believe is true for the sake of harem fantasy
>>34769322>tfw no girl ever did that to me:(
>>34769342>Originally made from gabardine, a worsted wool fabric waterproofed using lanolin before weaving,[2] the traditional colour of a trench coat was khaki.
It'd be cool if it was winter forever
>>34769343>I've met enough women IRL that say they will sync cycles that there is clearly something more under the surface then just stressThose were prob women who wanted to fuck you or date you and just said what you wanted to hear if you were the one asking it and she evaluated that you would be impressed by it she will play into it lol.Next time tell the girl that you have a fantasy of a girl whose dad works at Nintendo and she will say"Well..."
>>34769355Literally...
>>34769353>originally The vast vast majority made historically were cotton canvas though
WINTER IS COMING GET YOU A THICC GIRL
>>34769360Doesn't mean they can't be wool. Particularly as they apparently were, originally.
>>34769362she would eat all the food and we would die
>>34769339Its about developing your getting girls skill as a guy and finding out who really suits you and isnt just "there". Until you feel that getting a random girl isnt a big, but finding the right one is.That doesnt require a high bodycount either, but the first girl being the right one is abit too much coincidence, dont you think?Likewise, wouldnt you want to be actively chosen by a guy, and not just because you happen to be the first who touched his weiner?But yeah, this doesnt require fucking dozens if women. Just enough to find your feet and feel secure in yourself. Fir men, it doesnt "just happen", its a learnt skill.
>>34769310Calling herself Elliott is a bit much, don't ya think?
>>34768545>About a month ago she said she thinks about me a lot, and finds it hard not to imagine what I'd have to say about things/situations she encounters when I'm not around.Cannot even imagine what it would be like to have a woman make an affirmative effort to make me feel appreciated and valued.
My little sugar plum
>>34769367Oh when you put it like that yeah that makes sense, I just did that without the need to fuck. I relied on focusing on their reactions to every day things or looked out for emotional projections and from that found out they were worth it or not if a pattern formed that was unfavorable. Though it did take getting dealt with brutally fucked up crazies to gain the skill admittedly
>>34769250its a sensory thing
>>34769355No, people would die
Women have you had a good poop today
>>34769343There is no scientific evidence to support the purposeful synchronization of menstrual cycles between cohabitating women. People believe what they want to believe, and some women's menstrual cycles are highly sensitive to stress. I do believe that cycles have synced between women living together before, but the human body doesn't purposefully do that.
>>34769366>she would eat all the food and we would dieI'm sorry I think you didn't hear the public service announcement loud enough WINTER IS COMINGGET U A THICK GIRL
Sometimes you just have the nastiest, most intense masturbation sesh.Fuck.
>>34769373I don't really care. It's their problem, not mine.
>>34769364I guarantee what OP is referring to as a "trench coat" is just a wool overcoat and is just using the misnomer as its common for people to call all long coats trench coats, regardless of what it actually is. Yeah I know its splitting hairs
>>34769355Just go to one of the two poles and you can have that, edgy boy.
>>34769379Even worse
WomenWhat's your biggest gripe about your boyfriend
>>34769396That he doesn't exist
Women Does the poster known as "Zach" put butterflies in your stomach?
>>34769396MenWhat's your biggest grope on your girlfriend
>>34769396I hate his friends and I hate having to pretend to like them when I know his friends would despise me if they knew more about me.
>>34769402That she doesn't exist anymore.
>need to cry until I puke>stuck at work doing face-to-face stuff all day
>>34769396His mom freaks me out
>>34769401Trip on bud
>>34769398I am right here babes
>>34769396He's too quick to make jokes and makes me feel too slow and unfunny.
I love goyslop
>>34769408How come?
>>34769409how about these trips, nigger
>>34769411Sounds like the usual dynamic.
If you learn 10 new words a day that is 300 words a month an in a year you can basically speak other language
>Women when their man doesn't do chores on time "I shouldn't have to ask!">Men when their woman doesn't reciprocate/initiate sexually "I shouldn't have to ask!"
>>34769420initiate is very different than reciprocate
>>34769401Zach is the king of this board
>>34769422They happen for the same reasons
>>34769422The '/' means 'or' in my post. Reciprocating sexual enthusiasm etc
>>34769423I've never heard of himI know about qt, exhib, sarge, the indian, mkg, but not zack
>>34769274why would I give a shit
>>34769429because real men objectify women all the way all the way all the way as though her body were a car and you are the engineer
Ladies, who do you choose between Zach the Zachposter, Cashierposter the stalker, and Cuckposter the BULL?
>>34769430very performatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfhCa-x_Ro
>>34769409trip on these trips faggot
>>34769430Women are not like carswhen I work on my car It tells me whats wrong, and when I replace a part it solves a problem or it doesntI dont have to question the outputunlike women
>>34769436>>34769415>>34769409Issa trippa dippa
>>34769437women are like carsBecause I take then for a ride, and I ride until they get filthy and then afterwards I will take care of them and maintain them
MenWhat would you do if you needed a penectomy due to penile cancer?
>>34769445whateverI'm not using it anyways
>>34767529>Woah, that's a massive cock, anon! That's not an anaconda, it's the world serpent. You could write Jormungandr around it in size 84 font and the letters wouldn't even meet.its like im a vampire being hit with holy water
>>34769414Who cares
>>34769440wait no pls no tell mods. I just wanted that tranny to shut up
>>34769377Yeah, men need to learn to sort out the crazies too. Its why do many inexperienced guys end up in a serious relationship with loons.And since the onus to take thibgs physical is generally on the man, its a good idea to do it a few times until you are comfortable with it and it becomes normal.
>>34769446NTANot even for peeing or masturbation?
>>34769445just die
>>34769437Okay they're like pre-OBD late 70s early 80s cars with 10 trillion vaccuumlines and weird emissions components that you dont know what they do and you dont have the service manual
>>34769445chop chop
>>34769445Eat lead and die
>>3476945370s, 80s cars are way easier to diagnose and work on than newer cars dude
>>34769437>>34769444>>34769453Women are cars pilled Women with body count = how much mileage Women's sex drive = miles to the gallon
Ladies: Alex Eggstein from YIIK
>>34769451you dont need a dick to peeI can live without masturbation, and if they're removing it anyways, they're probably taking the balls to right? so the urges would be removed too
Do you pay for shampoo?
made her pussy start barking, now they call her CatDog
>>34769458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHP_r5Jnsns
>>34769457a car with high mileage can be fixed back upa new enginenew partsnew paintBOOMa woman? not so much
>>34769460no, I go to people's house and use the one from the guest bathroom
>>34769461Lmao
>>34769109Distance myself so he doesn't spend it on me thinking that can control me. Solve my own problems. Maybe have sex.
>>34769445get the penectomy, not like I'm using it anyway
>>34769456Early 60s cars were easier, absolutely. Every year after say 1968 they got more complicated until you couldn't see the engine anymore underneath all the bullshit. You've obviously never worked on a car PERIOD if you think that a circa 1980 bone stock car is easy to work on. You dont even know what a VV or an E-Q carb is. If you did youd never have posted your uneducated opinion
>>34769445Wouldn't that make him peggable?
>>34769462MODS
>>34769471I work on my 90s shitbox just fine
>>34769433What. Are you asking me to pick namefags?
>>34769463>a woman? not so muchAnd remember when the car gets old and can no longer be maintained, swap out for the latest newest model. Damn us men really are nephilim aren't we we really do be half devil.Women: if u could push a button to send all men to hell or cleanse and purify all men's souls to save them Which would u push and why?
>>34769192None. :B
>>34769477Can you read?Neither the cashier poster or Cuck are name fags, but they shit up the dying board along with zach
>>34769486Those aren't people.
>>34769475>X cars are way easier to work on than Y cars>no they're not>but i work on my Z car just fine though90s cars and anything with EFI are absolutely incomparable to smog era cars. They are simpler by an order of fucking magnitude.
>>34769486Give a quick rundown on cashier poster and cuck bull poster
>>34769478why would i want to send all men to hell? thats kinda evil
>>34769445ScaryWhat if they cut off 2 inches and I'd be stuck with just 8?
>>34769494Men are more than kinda evil as a whole though, so sending us to hell would be a net positive
I’m locked in
>>34769497Imagine having a penis but without a head, just a stump with a hole in the middle
>>34769501Hope they let you out soon
>>34769445I guess just deal with it. I'd probably take up some kind of hardcore drug that could give me the same chemical release as orgasms though. My gf could shoot it into my arm.
>>34769403Why would they despise you if they knew more about you
>>34769490The cashier poster keeps making posts about how they are convinced random cashiers want them, and the cuck makes shit posts about how their partner's last bf had a bigger dick than them and can't stop thinking about the big dick in their partner etc.Zach is a manchild and a namefag who can't handle criticism and most likely uses AI to generate soulless advice to posts he did not bother reading.
>>34769494Becuz while not every man is a murderer/rapist/pedo/serial killer/warmonger, most murderer/rapists/pedos/serialkiller/warmongers are menBecuz men are like Kazuya Mishima from tekken or Jin Kazama we all got the devil gene. [Press X to send to hell][Press Y to cleanse them]U must choose
Rejection and abortion are more evil than anything a man can do.
>>34769511>life is reduced to a quicktime event
>>34769509I'm not going to risk derailing the thread into off topic shit that makes the jannies ban me for a day. But I'll just say that I find his friends to be lacking in basic critical thinking. They're the types of people who never question mainstream narratives (and no, I'm not talking about "IT'S DA JEWS", so put your dicks away /pol/). The kind of people who've supported and done terrible things because "the science"/the government gave them the okay to. My BF says I need to be okay with them because they've never "hurt me directly" and it pisses me off. Also they're annoying as shit.
>>34769464LOL
>>34769499>>34769511saving you and purifying your souls sounds like a way bigger net positive to me. i wouldnt want to send a bunch of innocent guys to hell
>>34769516This just makes me more curious. What kind of terrible things have they supported and done? Are they old friends of your bf?
>>34769514Weak as fuck bait, do better next time.
>>34769390Well in that case these >>34769326 >>34769340 anons are correct.
>>34769519No, I will not detail the thread. Sorry, can't talk about it. And yes they're old friends of his.
If you buy a candy bar from a vending machine but the machine accidentally drops two candy bars, would you consider it stealing to take the extra candy bar?
I know I promised this is what I wouldn't do
>>34769518If you press Y all men are purified including those previously guilty of evil actsIf you press X all will go to hell including those who have not committed an evil act Is Y your final answer?
>>34769523Hm well then all I can say is try to be patient with them. I wouldn't want my gf to hate my friends, sounds like it would cause a lot of problems. How long have you and your bf been together?
My girlfriend found out my middle name is Hubert and now she can't stop laughing and bringing it up
>>34769527yes, Y is my final answer
>>34769529Several years now. At this point I just keep my emotions about his friends to myself as I don't really have any other options.
>>34769524Who cares! Free shit!
>>34769532>yes, Y is my final answerCONGRATULATIONS You have been judged...You will enter the [Kingdom] have a nice day
>>34769531Pornelius Hubert Quan
>>34769524no, vending machines are always owned by drug dealers and other tax evaders
>>34769531Are you German or French?
>>34769533Still doesn't sound like a great solution, my gf and my friends get along well and I can't imagine a situation where she harbors such negative feelings for them. Is there no way for you to somehow make amends or something? Do they not have other redeeming qualities in your eyes? Your bf is lucky to have a group of old friends in the first place, those guys must be doing something right
>>34769516You’re the antivaxxer covid truther
>>34769544Belgian
I threw up. :/
>>34769547>BothRip
>>34769516No forgiveness for Covid cultists. I would never allow one of those cretins to become close to me. They'd send you to a concentration camp and brag about it to their friends.
>>34769548Good. Now you won't get fat.
>>34769545>Is there no way for you to somehow make amends or something?Not really, they would have to admit that they've supported objectively evil things along with the majority of society, and most people aren't willing to do that. I have family who've abused and said vile things to me just for saying the emperor has no clothes and even on other threads on 4chan (you know, the website supposedly filled with rebels who go against the mainstream) for just stating the truth, and I know I'll never get apologies from them, so there's no point.>Do they not have other redeeming qualities in your eyes?Not really, they're boring bland annoying normies. Really not the kind of people I want anything to do with.>Your bf is lucky to have a group of old friends in the first place, those guys must be doing something rightHonestly, his friendships just strike me as shallow and surface level, and he got really mad at me for suggesting that. I'll grant that I've always struggled with relationships in general so maybe it's a problem of not being able to relate. But if the average friendship is just shallow and surface level, then I don't think I want that.
ladies, thoughts on men who wasted their 20s away doing nothing and is now taking steps to begin a career in nursing
>>34769550Would have been better if she said>Give me your citizenship>Give me your rights >Give me your opportunities>Give me your menWould've been a cat fight
>>34769554Lol gayyyy
>drinking with a friend and a couple of women>one suddenly asks me if I have a girlfriend>thinking of a funny response>"I'm gay">they start apologizing>try to tell them it's a joke>"it's okay we understand"Am I cooked chat?
>>34769547So your girlfriend is Moroccan and has no respect for traditional European names, got it
>>34769554If they go into phlembotomy and take my blood flawlessly, I will think about nursing their cock.
>>34769412Eating fast food is like jerking off to trannies After the fact, you're left with nothing but shame and discomfort
>>34769558Are you fucking retarded
>>34769417I like feeling witty, though.
>>34769562You'd know eh
>>34769558Thats called a Freudian slip
>>34769558Fs in the chat for you. That joke would have only worked if you had proven success with bitches before.
>>34769554>now taking steps to begin a career in nursinggood for you!
So cold. Stone cold. Truecel life.
My cold brew is ready
>>34769563Honestly, probably >>34769566Might have been, apparently I made out with a gay friend while I was drunk but I don't remember anything>>34769567Fair. Or at least if it wasn't our first time meeting. What was I thinking
>>34766852A Filipino twink gay man wrote this. Only cringe normies talk about their genitalia.
>>34769553Honestly I feel bad for your bf. I'd feel heartbroken if my gf felt this way about my friends. I hope for his sake you learn to let bygones be bygones and appreciate the importance of friendships in all their different forms. Life is more rich and enjoyable if you've got more people to share it with. To me it seems the more logical move is to let the past be the past and focus on how to most enjoy life in the future. I hope your bf and his friend groups sticks together forever same way I hope and expect mine to
People hate on polyester clothing but for work clothes they're the best. Grease and oils just fall off of them in the wash practically.
>>34766852They only think about sex in general. There’s something majorly wrong with them.
>>34769576>let bygones be bygonesNever
>>34769573>apparently I made out with a gay friend while I was drunk but I don't remember anythingYeah, you're gay.
>>34769576Well I can't blame you for feeling that way. Honestly, there are times where I wonder if us getting together was really a good idea, but I also feel trapped and know I can't just leave and get into a relationship with someone else. Honestly I just want to press a button and restart my life and avoid making the same mistakes I've made in this one, but I know that'll never happen. So all I can do is either get the courage to kill myself or wait until I die.>>34769577Polyester underwear is objectively bad if you're a man who values his sperm count.
Other women, I’m having trouble finding a shaver for pubic hair that’s narrow and cutes your hair down to half an inch. I don’t want clean shaven, just trimmed but need something that does make me break my neck to see what I’m doing. Help ols
>>34769577Our Queen of /atoga/, Ash Callaghan, just spoke about this. Health and environmental issues aside, polyester is good at what it was designed for.
>>34769584>break my neck to see what I’m doingUse a mirror?
>>34769583I'm taking about, like outerwear, shirts and pants
>>34766960This is not being fickle. This is childish, disgusting behavior. Some of you women are horrible at communicating. Tell me you grew up without a verbal eloquent father without telling me...
>>34769583>I can't just leave and get into a relationship with someone elseWhy not
>>34769587You clearly have no idea how difficult it is to hold a mirror while shaving…
>>34769586The know it all fat lipped chick with the coke bottle hirohito glasses? Thats our queen?
>>34769584Easy solution, don't shave.
>>34769594Yes.
>>34769593How hard can it beOr just get your bf to do it
>>34769593>hold razor with dominant hand>hold mirror with non dominant hand???
If I saw one of those mentally ill freaks still wearing a Covid mask in 2026, and I saw they needed urgent medical attention, I would stay six feet away.
>>34769594We know who the real queen here is.
>>34769583Its too hot for loose boxers, I chafe, everything snug has polyester, what am I supposed to do. Work naked?>inb4 yes
Covid was 10 years ago. Isn't that crazy?
>>34769589You sound retarded and you’re embarrassing yourself, lilbro. You males don’t know anything about about raising kids, seeing as you males always fucking your gf and kids behind so easily. You incels are incapable of being proper fathers.
>>34769605Bad larp take the name off
>>34769596>>34769598You’re fucking retarded. I don’t have a damn bf anyway so why tf are you assuming? Don’t take your anger out on me, you snarky cunt. Goodbye stop talking to me.
>>34769606It doesn’t matter if you think I’m larping or not. My point still stands, nigger.
>>34769602Kittenposter
>>34769600I've seen maybe 3 retards this year wearing those. No idea why they're still believing that scam.>you need to get a booster every month!Then suddenly everyone moved on? It just disappeared after being the declared the deadliest virus? What a fucking joke.
There's some retard who keeps making yelping noises down the hall. Why do we keep these people around? I'm pretty sure some dogs are more cognitively advanced than them.
>>34769583Why do you feel trapped? Why can't you get into another relationship? Do you actually want to be with your boyfriend? Also how old are you if you don't mind me asking
>>34769600I wear a mask when I'm sick because I'm not a performatively antisocial retard
>>34769603Dumbass
>>34769547thats more made up than america or canada
>>34769612These are the creatures who ran society for two years
>>34769616>$200 for 8 pairsI'll take my chances with Hanes
>>34769615You're sick alright
>>34769611lmao no.
>>34769620>>34769624I think this is just autism or ocd
>>34769626She is the heir apparent
>>34769600You are 1000x more mindbroken than the people who you think are mindbroken, and you'll never understand that at this point.
>>34769590>>34769614Because I'm a degenerate weeb who would disgust most men on that alone. Contrary to what bitter incels claim, I will not be loved by most men simply for being a woman. Also I moved states to live with him and would be homeless if we broke up. But maybe being homeless would be good for me.
>>34769624I just browsed that subredditI finally found a community more pathetic than /adv/ lmao
>>34769628No. She's a worse version of SweetNLow, if anything. At least that spamming attentionwhore regularly asked and answered real questions in between the "uwu cutesy punctuated by brief mask slips where the performative autism slips through" thing.
>>34769631Ohhh you're that crazy femcel who gets into shitfights for no reason. Yeah no wonder you're miserable
>>34769600In an ideal world, people who supported COVID mandates would be treated the same way they treated others. Unfortunately, we do not live in an ideal world.
>>34769624What is a neuroqueer
>>34769600If people wear a mask in 2026 it's usually not because of covid but they are immunodeficient or sick themselves and don't want to infect others.
>>34769639I think that's an EDM genre
>>34769638There's a reckoning coming
>>34769637How can I be a femcel if I'm in a relationship?
>>34769631Do you have any family where you're from? Any source of income of your own?
>>34769644It's a mindset
>>34769639A retarded lgbt and a neurodivergent put together to wreak havoc in society
>>34769624I just think it's retarded that anyone wearing a mask is presumed to be doing so because of MUH COVID now even though it's a completely reasonable thing to do if you have any kind of respiratory infection and can't avoid being around people. Retards would rather get coughed on because of optics, but then you'll go and talk about MUH HIGH TRUST SOCIETY.
>>34769631Get a job?
>>34769640No, I literally saw a group of four 20-something's walking around in masks recently. I'm pretty sure they weren't the immunodeficient club. They're just deranged libtards.
>>34769645I do, but I don't get along with my family at all and want nothing more to do with them. Unfortunately no income, I've been desperately job searching for the last three-four years with little luck. I will say the location of my current house is a major factor in my struggles with getting hired, which is why I sometimes think becoming homeless would be good for me.>>34769649Been trying to do that for the past several years with no luck.
>>34769584There's no such thing as a pubic hair clipper with a guard. You just get a normal clipper and only use it for your pubes.
>>34769648Its called survival of the fittest. Those with weak immune systems either die or get better. Its only natural
>>34769632
>>34769650>angry old retard gets irrationally mad at a bunch of young adults doing something that doesn't affect himMany such cases.
>>34769652Apply to a warehouse or grocery store or something
>>34769654/adv/ posters talking about survival of the fittest, lol lmao
>>34769657Have done that several times, still no luck.
I won't stop farting until a new thread is made. You have been warned.
>>34769652How the fuck do you not get a job in 3-4 years of searching
>>34769650Or maybe you have no idea why they might be wearing masks, and should just mind your own business rather than literally making your own life worse by being upset about it?I bet you get mad when you see people in their cars with masks too because you would rather just be mad than assume they might have a reason for doing it?I know it feels good to just assume everybody else is a retard especially when you don't have any positive accomplishments to point to about yourself to feel good about, but you should try it some time.
>>34769564Sounds like something neurotic JH would say. lol
>>34769656They shut down the entire world actually and openly hoped I would die.
>>34769611actually the most annoying and unlikable namefag to dateand we had the reptile
>>34769661If you had common sense you’ll be able to answer that yourself dumb faggot
>>34769659Eh, they probably rejected you for good reason Some people are meant to be part of the permanent underclass
>>34769652Is your bf aware of how you feel trapped? If you could find a job in another city right now that would pay enough to rent a spot, would you break up with him and move out? How do you feel about your bf at this point
>>34769662
>>34769662>I know it feels good to just assume everybody else is a retard especially when you don't have any positive accomplishments to point to about yourself to feel good about, but you should try it some timeNta but introspection really ain't your strong suit is it
>>34769669Kek
>>34769664>Piers Morgan saying something reasonable for onceAmazing.
>>34769669I don't know anyone irl with long covid. Most of those I am aware of are older spouses of conservative leaning business contacts. I only even know 1 bisexual zoomer.Maybe stop getting mad about imaginary stories that people make up?
>>34769661A mixture of bad luck and not being wanted. The most frustrating part is there have been jobs that wanted me...But the hours make it impossible to travel from my house to there and back. Again, it's why I wonder if I should just become homeless.>>34769668He knows about my frustrations with job hunting, and tells me to just build up my skills and find a WFH job, but that won't really help with my feelings of being trapped. I do enjoy being with my boyfriend when I push down my negative feelings on certain things. We get along and have good romantic and sexual chemistry as long as I don't bring up any issues with his friends and family. It really seems to be the one thing we fundamentally disagree on.
>>34769656It's the same christcuck who has been going on about this for YEARS on here now.He likes to play The Eternal Victim.
>>34769666We all know the reason don't take it so seriously
>>34769608Why are you attacking me, I just said my opinion that you don't have to put effort into shaving. I think hairy looks better is all.
>>34769673>Most of those I am aware of are older spouses of conservative leaning business contacts.yeah why is it always an old white MAGA woman lol
>>34769673>Maybe stop getting mad about imaginary stories that people make up?Imposshiburu
>>34769674Just work in a Walmart all you need is a pulse
>>34769682Yeah I applied to Walmart they didn't want me either.
>"we can't let the CHUDs win" she thought, as she sat alone in her apartment faintly smelling of cat pee and weed, eyes glued to her cracked phone screen, algorithm-fed dumb tattoo ideas and products>"there's no way CHUDs can bathe with just dish soap and be clean" she thought again "they're ruining everything"
>>34769675Just move ON! GOSH!
>>34769680If anything I feel like those signs should be the opposite.
>>34769683Either you are lying about your job search or you literally stink like shit
>>34769683Join the military atp
>>34769685Oh nooooo, an internet person said something stupid! Say it isn't so!
>>34769674If you're considering the idea of becoming homeless over your current circumstance, I would assume you've got some real problems with your relationship and your living situation. Have you made any efforts to making new connections with people in your current area? Are your issues with his friends/family primarily this topic that shall not be named or is there something else going on too? Also becoming homeless is a very bad idea unless you got some plan to live in a car or motels or something until you can lease an apartment. Even then seems like a terrible idea
>>34769691Oh nooooooo, a person got the useless vaccine and then died! Oh no!
>>34769683Can you not go 5 minutes without going on a misandrist rant at the hiring manager or something
>>34769690Now is a bad time to be zogbotting
>>34769676Oh, so you’re deflecting now?
>>34769694You seem to be writing some weird ass fanfiction about me. Are you the same guy who accused me of being a femcel?
>>34769690I really don't understand why people in the US at least wouldn't want to join the military. Chances of being in any danger are virtually zero even if the US picks a fight, and you have the advantage in every possible conflict at least for the foreseeable future.It's basically just a boarding school for a couple of years, and then as long as you took your personal safety seriously and used your PPE as directed you'll be out with a bunch of benefits and no health issues.
>it is starting its unhinged off-topic picture spam againCan somebody make a new early thread?Usually it leaves once a new thread is made.
>>34769698Come on no need to pretend it's not you
>>34769677It’s not about what others want believe it or not…
>>34769696Ww3 will never happen
>>34769685based lol
>>34769702????
>>34769699Not american but I'm wondering is there such a thing as benefits for life after serving a number of years in the US military? Like if you get honorably discharged after 20 or 25 years do you get a monthly cheque for life?
>>34769693I'm sorry, do you want me to pull up excess death graphs, or deaths in vaxxed vs unvaxxed populations, or how likely vax side effects are, etc.? You can look all those up if you want to.Plus she's ugly so I don't really care.
>>34769710Femcel femcel sitting in a tree
Should I get an endoscopy done if I feel good now and it will cost me 1k
Am i supposed to be gentle on her clit or am i meant to just beat the brakes off that mf
>>34769714Probably not, why do you need one in the first place
>>34769713Could you show me on the doll where the femcel hurt you?
>>34769711There's the G.I. Bill i think
>>34769706Doesn't have to. You could still end up fighting in Iran or elsewhere.
>>34769720*points to the heart*:(
>>34769711I think officers are eligible for a pension but I don't actually know.
His listing has been sitting for a month you think I can lowball this guy
>>34769717Adding to this guy's question, do girls like to get their clit and lips sucked?
>>34769725It has probably been sitting because he won't go down on his price
>>34769717>>34769727Adding to their questions, should I lick anything besides the clit
>>34769718My stomach was hurting but now it doesn’t
>>34769703Why would you spend time shaving if your partner preferred you to be hairy anyway?
>>34769725Set up some fake accounts, do some extreme lowballs and be really annoying about it, then wait a day or 2, and lowball it a little more reasonably but be really polite about it.
>>34769722The possibility is so low theres no point in worrying about itThe only people cluse to iran now are the airborne seal ranger spec ops fags, and like 2 aircraft carriers. Don't join the navy and you'll be fine
>>34769732So you're good then
>>34769663Rude.>>34769717>>34769727>>34769731I personally don't like any sort of direct, focused clit stimulation unless I'm doing it myself. It's overly sensitive and I can't expect a guy to be gentle enough to not go overboard. Stick to touching/licking it indirectly through my underwear or around it when I'm naked.
I shouldn't have eaten that goyslop. I cant tell if I need to shit or throw up
>>34769725i lowball people solely for the sake of doing so, i dont even intend to buy
^imagine the smell
God this guys voice is so annoying but I have to watch the video
>>34769739What happened to wanting to be strummed like a guitar?
>>34769740oh poor anon, it's gonna come out both ways
Finished the cold brew
Why are women so against this?
>>34769744Do they ever accept and then you have to buy something you dont want
>>34769752stop posting gay porn
>>34769752I'm not. I'd go back to the gym if there were no more men at them.
>>34769735What is escalation>The only people cluse to iran nowSaar!
>>34769739>It's overly sensitive and I can't expect a guy to be gentle enough to not go overboard.You should probably communicate to him how to do it as he's going down on you so he learns how you like it.
>>34769753that hasn't happened yet, my lowballs are outright offensive
>>34769756I bet you don't even have an ass to stare at
>>34769752MI bet women would love that
Are there moids that realistically think this girl is obese? Like this is what they actually believe?
>>34769747Being violently overstimulated when I'm on the edge is different from how I generally want to be treated before and during sex. It's definitely hot as fuck in that context, though.
>>34769764You are a man, women don't spam bait
>>34769752>Why are women so against this?It's not women who are against it, SLUTS are. They are not the same creature. Because it is SLUTS who want to break into male only spaces because they want ATTENTION. And if they are told NO then what they do is they act like a VICTIM to get the ATTENTION. Real women either don't care or prefer the sexes to be segregated.
>>34769764yes she is fat and gross
>>34769758I've tried, I think I suck at explaining sex stuff. I'm glad I'm currently in a relationship where that gap in communication on my part is filled by proactive consideration.
>>34769764She's not obese but she could stand to lose a few pounds
>>34769757>minor typo>JEETyou know why it won't escalate? Because nothing ever happens.
>>34769764I'm 6' and she weighs as much as me and I think I could lose a few pounds myself. She's most definitely overweight, bordering on obese with a BMI 29
>been job hunting >got an email from an employer saying they saw my resume and want to schedule an interview >i email them my availability (literally as available as possible)>wait for response >never comes>ghosted Is this common?This wasn't from a recruiter or anything, this was directly from the firm
>>34769764>27.7 bmiThat is objectively overweight thoughNot by much, but still.
>>34769767>women don't spam baitThis is bait on top of bait.
>>34769557>>34769561>>34769568ive been anxious about dating again because i would imagine a woman might feel like something is off if a guys in his early 30s with no career basically
>>34769772Have you tried setting time aside just to teach him? I would want my girlfriend to be as detailed as possible on how to make her feel the best. I love her after all.
>>34769762Thank you for being honest about wanting to creep on women. Go work out at your male only gym now.
>>34769755You're just a seething fujo
>>34769764>feet and inches>kilograms What fucking country is this?
>>34769782Make me
>>34769784Canada or Bongland
>>34769784Canada
>>34769784The UK probably. Brits have a tendency to mix units like that.
>>34769784I'm from England and this is how i measure my weight and height. (Not eveyone in England does this but I don't think its uncommon)
>>34769764i think she's quite attractive but i think her face would look nicer if she dropped 10 lbs
>>34769752Is anybody actually against this or are you just making that up?Also, maybe let's not trend towards islamism, that would be nice. Can't men just control themselves?
>>34769781I should've done something like that in the past instead of just accepting how things were. But now I'm in a relationship where I'm happy with how things are so there's no need for that.Feeling good doesn't mean I NEED to have clit stim the entire time during sex.
>>34769764She is obese by definition. The bar for obesity is a lot lower than most people think. It's even medically lower for asian countries. People have just gotten used to seeing literally spherical people and think that's 'obese', that's never been the case.
>>34769794This guy again
>>34769791Extremely average face
>>34769764The really unfortunate thing is her fridge body. Some other woman at that same height and weight could look dummy thicc, but she is built like an nfl linebacker
>>34769764She's technically fat, but the type of fat that's still kinda hot. It would work better if she were shorter though
>>34769764>Are there moids that realistically think this girl is obese? Like this is what they actually believe?Here is the official male category of girls by weight class>Skeleton >Stick>Plank>Thin>Slim>Fit>Average>Chubby>Plump>Fat>Obese>Very obese>Morbidly obese>Landwhale She's debatably in plump tier
>3 rows of (yous) on shit reused bait>Legit questions get 2 repliesEvery time
>>34769764> Filter> Image MD5
>>34769800average does not mean 'bad' or 'low quality' thougheverbeit
>>34769804Which one am I?
>>34769809Post body and we'll see
>>34769809How should I know?
>>34769806wake up sheeple
>>34769794Obesity isnt until 30 bmi, THOUGH
>>34769809Chubby. Kind of v adorable
>>34769764>Are there moids that realistically think this girl is obese?She is, by medical definitions, obese.>>34769752>Why are women so against this?I think it's the implication that women working out causes men to be overcome with just. I would love to go to a women only gym, but they're all just cardio equipment and purple dumbbells that go up to 20 lbs.
>>34769815I didn't watch the video so people saying she's 27.5 or whatever. yeah I assumed it was over 30, she doesn't look good but she might technically only be overweight. Though in japan 25 is considered obese.
>>34769804Holding a plump tier as a natural beauty is commendable.
>>34769793Of course but I feel like men don't know anything about female reproductive organs. Just peepee in vagoo. Maybe I'm just weird but hearing something like "just there baby" as I'm going down on her is insanely hot to me and overall when she communicates exactly what she wants.
>>34769764>5'7I don't know what that is in real measurements.But anyway, I would call her chubby, not obese.
>Study from 544k couples, 29 countries: Separation is 36% more likely when women outearn their partners. The risk goes up further if they have children.Women, do you care if you make more than your boyfriend/husband?Men, do you care if you make less than your girlfriend/wife?
>>34769826>Men, do you care if you make less than your girlfriend/wife?Yes it is emasculating
>>34769826>do you care if you make less than your girlfriend/wife?No.
I wanna keep her safe and protected
>>34769826>Women, do you care if you make more than your boyfriend/husband?No, I actually prefer making more than my partner. I put too much self-worth in my income and ability to support my partner.
>>34769826M, no. I make a decent amount of money as it is so if my gf starts making enough more money to surpass me it'd be great. I did try to set up a friend of a friend with one of my female coworkers but they all didn't like the fact that he'd be making less than them. He's a good guy, checks a lot of boxes, prolly still makes six figures, but there would be a gap of like 60 or 80k which they didn't like
>>34769821>Holding a plump tier as a natural beauty is commendableIt's just true. Women can effectively find success if they stay within the following bracket>Thin>Slim>Fit>Average>Chubby>PlumpIf they fall below or go over, then they will find more misses than hits
>>34769817I think it's going in tight yoga pants that show off your ass that's more of an issueIf you went in baggy clothes I don't think there would be nearly as many complaints
>>34769752I'm into it if I can watch.
>>34769820She's not japanese, THOUGH
>>34769826It's almost like divorce is more likely to happen if a woman doesn't have to worry about being homeless afterwards.
yeah I love fat women how could you tell?
>>34769840I'm just saying white people are disappointing and hold themselves to low standards for some reason.
>>34769826MNo, i have internalized my poverty until it has become another facet of my identityTo me, making less money than another person, is what makes me, me.
>>34769842Does she have a dick? Please tell me she has a dick.
>>34769843Yeah why dont white people shave their jawbones off, such low standards tsk tsk tsk
>>34769847Why do americans compulsively strawman everything?
>>34769846NtaThe panty hose bites into her thighs too much. I think she may be - may Allah forgive me - a biological woman
>>34769804You guys are kind of assholes for calling her plump tier.
>>34769843Whites are supposed to be heavier and stockier than chink bugs
>>34769849>VHG, THE ORIENTAL BEAVTY...
>>34769853And yet whites have virtually no muscle mass on average. Curious.
>>34769826Really is no reason to date women if they clearly hate us so much
>>34769860Lmao you played yourself. East asians are famous for being the most dyel race in the world
I've been trying to take a break for over an hour now.
>>34769860Tends to happen when you're unnaturally sedentary and doped up on goyfeed for decades
>Hair was beginning to go in my mid 20s so I've been shaving it to the skin>good beard though>not even 30 and its turning grey>I'm a year or two away from it being almost fully white I already look older than I am, I'm going to look like im fucking 50 or something in my 30s
>>34769863On average probably. Doesn't change the fact that the vast majority of americans are fat and sedentary with no muscle mass.
>>347698691rm bench?
My head hurts and I want to die
>>34769868Accept it and move on and own it, or get it fixed. Stop wallowing in limbo.
>>34769824Oh, I definitely do that yeah. I figured most couples did at least the bare minimum like that?
>>34769868This except go clean shaven and rock the receding hairline. It shows more confidence than the stereotypical beardcope cueball
>>34769871Terrible test of strength for some people, because I can do a lot of reps of a slightly lower weight than my ORM.
>>34769871270
>dating girl>finally meet parents >dad walks up>"so, what is your intentions wit my daughter?"How do you respond?
>>34769874how the fuck do you fix it? >>34769876thats a meme, unless you have a very good face you cant look good with a receeding hairline
>>34769879PLAP
>>34769880hormones (for life) and transplant, + hair dye in your case.modern fancy hair system or semi-permanent toupee that you get replaced every couple weeks.
>>34769880You cant look good with a cueball either anon. Bald is bald. Might as well do the haircut that takes less effort. Just buzz it with a short guard every couple months
guess I'll post more obese women
>>34769868Should've hopped on fin and min the moment you noticed it
>>34769884>lower abdomen veins
>>34769884Is this AI? Why does she look so weird?
>>34769851>You guys are kind of assholes for calling her plump tier.No? Plump isn't a bad thing
>>34769884God bless pudgy women.
>>34769886Those are kinda freaky, haven't decided if they're hot or not
>>34769890>God bless pudgy women.>[Pudgy is an adjective that means short, thick, and somewhat fat]>Posts a plankIs this anorexia baiting?
>>34769884I love average foids
>>34769879Has anyone ever been a boss and just flat out said "My intention is to rail her and regularly destroy all 3 of her holes". If you were a dad how would you even respond to that? Do dads think their daughters are not getting fucked on the regular?
>>34769879Say i want to marry her, but don't actually marry her later. If she wants to fuck off from me later, she can very easily
>>34769873Advil, NIGGA
>>34769887that's what it looks like when someone isn't a fat fuck
>>34769895Yeah this guy's been doing it for months, probably years
>>34769903Fuck you I won’t take that shit
>>34769884>>34769886>>34769891That bitch is NOT carrying a baby>>34769890This bitch WILL carry my baby
>>34769898>Has anyone ever been a boss and just flat out said "My intention is to rail her and regularly destroy all 3 of her holes". If you were a dad how would you even respond to that? Do dads think their daughters are not getting fucked on the regular?Dads know about it but they don't think about it, they passively know because they were in the same position as the boyfriend when he was having to meet the in-laws and he also knows he too was a horny young guy as well, he knows all the tricks and he knows how to spot men doing the fake nice guy routine and saying shit that he thinks the parents wanna hear. If a guy said what you said he would think you have lower functioning autism and he would tell his daughter it's not ethical to mate with a retard
>>34769906Why not, are you retarded
>>34769907I don't think she likes men.
>>34769911She'll like this man
>>34769905>Yeah this guy's been doing it for months, probably yearsIs he on a emotional psychological spiritual lyrical individual jihad against foids because he is angry that he is under 6 ft 6 inches and 6 figures?
I have 6 feet 6 inches 6 figures
>>34769914Idk man I just lurk and shitpost
ladies, if you happen to have cut-scars and i saw them would you be offended or upset with me if i whipped out a washable marker and tried to play connect the dots and see if i could make a shape out of them
>>34769915I also have 6 figures. Anime figures.
I just found out that a girl I liked in high school, and who I think liked me, is now a they/them. I feel so terrible, like maybe I could've saved her.
>>34769919But do you have "6 figure" Anime figures?
>>34769920Go get that they them pussy
>>34769915I only have two feet...
Have any femanons had to have a mammogram? Is the boob squishing machine as uncomfortable as it looks?
>>34769920>I just found out that a girl I liked in high school, and who I think liked me, is now a they/them. I feel so terrible, like maybe I could've saved her.Don't worry about it, it's because she found a femboy/tranny boyfriend, maybe a bisexual psycho girlfriend or something. It's a phase. If she were to date a neo nazi her pronouns would change to hit/ler, women b like that It's men who go into they/them territory that have less odds of making it out alive
Cause of death: no pussy
>>34769918Like on the freckles on my arm? I only have like three moles and they are all on separate body parts.
>>34769928nah if you had ever taken a knife or a pair of scissors or a razor blade to your arm/leg/thigh/etc to wound or injure yourself for attention i mean. do women do that still? or have they found different outlets for it? like if we're together and you take off your shirt or pants and i notice what are obviously cut scars i would feel the overwhelming urge to try and play connect the dots.im also autistic if this helps
>>34769929I also only have like two scars and only one looks like I cut. But the reality is that I punched through a screen door and should have gotten stitches but didn't.So. I can't really speak..
>>34769928NtaI have three moles too, all on the back of my neck lol
I just popped a zit and puss sprayed all over my chin.
>>34769934My most annoying one is on my neck and the one on my right thigh sometimes gets chaffed. Never really remember the one on my left back unless I'm squeezing into jeans or fighting a bra or something.
>>34769935Now you know how your favorite pornstar feels.
>chaffed
>>34769939I'm a woman.
>>34769940Second circumcision for you?
>>34769941Fine then. You know how your favorite booktok smut protagonist feels.
>>34769941Can I pop your zits
>>34769944I hope one night only is good. They're hyping it up as booktok-esque.
>>34769935It couldn't have been that much puss. What are we talking a small drop or 2?
>>34769944I don't use TikTok, and for smut I prefer eroge over books.>>34769947It probably wasn't a lot, but it sure felt that way.
>>34769947>It couldn't have been that much pussnta obviously but you'd be surprised. I've had some gushers.
>>34769928How do you only have 3? I have like 300.
>>34769962You might want to get tested for skin cancer, anon.
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>>34769965Nah. I had a weird one biopsied when I was a teenager. None of the others are worrisome looking. Most of them are pretty small and flat to my body. More of a freckle than a mole. I do keep growing new ones in areas I get a lot of sun or if I have a tiny stab injury lol sometimes it turns into a mole when it heals.
>>34769974Holy moley XD
>>34769974Interesting, would study em. Sounds weird.
>>34769982I'm very white but I tan super easy I wonder if that has anything to do with it. My mom and sister are somewhat moley but I beat them by a mile last time my sister counted the ones on my back there were at least 17 worth counting.
slow /atoga/
>>34769951>smut I prefer erogewhich ones?
Either gender Would you prefer a very introvert or a very extrovert partner?
>>34769989It could have a sunlight factor.Here's a question.Genders, how many physical flaws do you have?
>>34769998I have like 12.
>>34769998I have no flaws, I’m perfect.
>>34769997F. If the word "very" has to be involved, introvert please.My last boyfriend wasn't exactly an extrovert but he couldn't stand being alone and sometimes just my presence wasn't enough. It was more like he used other people to drown out his own thoughts.>>34769998How would one tally such a thing? Is there a list lol?
>>34770003If you think it is a flaw, tally it up.
I took my shirt off and looked at myself in the mirror to stop myself from eating some candy after lunch. Maybe it's the wrong method, but it got the right result.
>>34769997MExtrovert
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>>34769997Probably extrovert if I really had to think about it. Because it would make meeting and dating difficult if he didn't go out much.
>>34769998>>34770005I'm kind of asymmetrical. Eyelids, jawline, ribcage. And my boobs are in a liquid state instead of solid. Everything else is maybe not a flaw but not my personal aesthetic preference. Unless we start counting inside the body, my guts are fucked up and if my dad is anything to go by so is the inside of my nose.
>>34770005If you count quantifiable things and not just "being ugly', I have a forehead knot, a thick busted toenail, and a burn scar on my left hand but you cant really see it
>>34769222>they are "safer" than single men because I know the chances of them sexually harassing me or being weird are significantly reduced.The vast majority of rapists and abusers are in relationships, married, dating someone, or looking for more women to start doing consensual things with. The switch is flipped at a certain moment in time.Blaming virgins and incel virgins for being unsafe is like peak comedy in the current year.
love to say "no biggie lol" when my crush forgets we made plans to do something and then cry about it in the privacy of my bathroom
>>34767207Hey that’s me - addicted to cat girls!
