Whats the closest you've gotten to being not fat and or a hiplet? EditionPrevious Edition >>34770016
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>>34772447That is very fat. Should be a 19 or 20 tops
>>34772452NTA>A healthy BMI is fatAnon...
Women, do you think it's a problem that yuri isn't popular enough?
>>34772446thigh gaps <3
>>34772454bmi doesn’t discriminate by gender but it should. those extra pounds on a sedentary woman are doing nothing but making her less attractive
>>34772459Okay, this isn't about what you find attractive. This is about being fat. You claimed she was fat when she's objectively not.
Skinny girls are useless
>>34772461>objectivelylol
women do you have a bikini bridge?
>>34772463The BMI image you posted literally said she's at a healthy weight. So yes it is objective.
>>34772464No. I don't even wear bikinis.
>>34772468BMI is man made. It is invented not discovered
Lucky there's a family guy
>>34772452>>34772459I'm not fat and I'm not sedentary. I exercise daily, and I stay active otherwise through my hobbies. Thanks for reminding me that I'm a healthy weight, though.
>>34772471>BMI isn't real 'cause I said so!Funny how that's usually a fat person cope.
>>34772473Didn't you say how your stomach has some fat pouch you can't get rid of?
>>34772473If your body fat percentage is hig, you have no thigh gap and a bmi of 22 as a women you are fat Go to Africa and they will tell you the same thing just by looking at youYou’re just Ame***an
womanI got flaked on 2 different dates with 2 different girls last week, a week after a girl rejected me after a hot 1st and 2nd date. I'm drained.Should I plan these dates and just flake first so it increases your attraction to me?
>>34772455>do you think it's a problem that yuri isn't popular enough?I think the popularity of slash ships among women is weird. 66 of the top 100 ships on AO3 are M/M. And Dramione being number 5 makes me sick to my stomach.
[Women]: How much of your “I’m fine” is actually a request for the other person to dig a little?[Men]: How accurately can you usually tell when another man is pretending not to be bothered by something?
>>34772469I can see why
>>34772456Why does she look so sad>>34772455No, firmly in the camp of write it yourself or request it
>>34772478It's a bump, yeh. But I've been told that's normal and you can't target it during exercise. I'd have to lose more weight beyond what'd be healthy and sustainable for me.>>34772481How do I calculate body fat percentage?>>34772487It's not a request, even if I'd be willing to talk about it. At most, it's a free excuse for the person I'm talking with to cleanly disengage with the topic without feeling guilty if they want to.
22 bmi pic
>>34772492BMI is calculated by dividing your weight in kilograms by your height in meters squared (kg/m2).https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/calculate-your-bmi
>>34772491Thats model face aka serving cunt
If I had a bf I wish that he hit me during screaming matches.
>>34772496Nah, she’s definitely doing it wrong if that’s what she’s going for
If I had a gf I would hit her during screaming matches.
>>34772498Lazy baiting moid hands.
>>34772498If we agree to it and you let me do some Three Stooges shit, maybe I'd do it.
>>3477248122 is great for women
>>34772493The distribution of my fat is different, but yeh I definitely don't think that's fat. And neither am I.>>34772495Okay, but is that comprehensive to the actual amount of fat in the body? I think I have plenty of fat, especially localized in some places, but not so much that I've ever been called fat.
>>34772504But anon you don't understand, his dick doesn't get hard when looking at her so therefore she's fat and BMI isn't real.
>>34772485>increases your attractionyeah, or you can stop trying to date hoes
>>34772505It is fat. A male with the same bmi and same build aka low muscle mass because also sedentary would have a very similar build to her. His 22 bmi low muscle sedentary body would look extremely similar to her 22 Bmi low muscle sedentary body. Fat people always end up looking androgynous which is why being fat is so unattractive at least to straight people Whereas a sedentary low muscle mass 20 Bmi man and a sedentary low muscle mass 20 bmi woman would have much more different looking bodies, curves etc than the 22 bmi pair. They would be less androgynous
>>34772512I am not sedentary. I've said that three times now.
>>34772487>How accurately can you usually tell when another man is pretending not to be bothered by something?100% since that's the default male approach
>>34772498I'm glad you're not my girlfriend. Keep up the good work.
>>34772512This does however go both ways. A man with a bmi of 16 and a woman with a bmi of 16 are also very unattractive and there bodies would also look very similar which is not good. The sweet spot for women is generally around 19 or 20 with exceptions for very physically active women with lots of muscle mass who can still look attractive and not androgynous at bmis of 22This also applies to faces. Fat people high body fat percentage faces lack definition too
>>34772509Not like men have a choice to be picky. But he should stop trying to date if he's burnt out. Nothing good will come from it if his energy is already negative towards bitches. I was in his position and went on like 30 dates with different bitches in a year before I stopped. Now I only date if the bitch is actually interesting and not some serial dating whore looking for the best provider.
>>3477251422 BMI woman with no thigh gap = high body fat percentage+low amount of muscle mass or a extreme hiplet
>>34772487“I’m fine” is never a request to dig more for me. I go from fine, even if something is on my mind, to very irritated.> t. mildly autistic woman
>he made an early thread so he could repost and respam his misogyny
>>34772519why are you at'ing me you fucking retard I don't care about your incelslop go away
>>34772522This is the first time in my life I've ever seen a non-fat person cope and seethe about BMI not being real. It's fascinating.
to be fair I look like shit on 22 I have a huge fat pouch but for women it is cute
>>34772518>a woman with a bmi of 16 are also very unattractiveI have definitely seen hot ones.
What’s up with the fires in Europe?
>>34772525In all fairness it is a rough extimate at best. A muscle daused BMI obviously looks different, and fat distribution varies so much in women that its an almost worthless metric unless we're talking about extremes.
>>34772529they don't put AC's in their forests
>>34772525BMI is about not having a significant increase in risk of heart attack not being non ugly
>>34772528HotBut my point stands because a man at that bmi would look very different from her which is why she is so hot
>>34772529dry woods and local mafias using the opportunity to develop land. To be precise , they are developing it from high priced, not for sale proerties into burnt out fire sale acreage for an easy landgrab.
>>34772487MSometimes. They usually overcompensate.
>>34772503i don't want him to hit me that's the point, I want him to hit me when I don't want it.>>34772516I hate you.
>>34772523Because you said that he can avoid hoes somehow in 2026. You're the fucking retard if you think men can just go outside and pick up a untouched pure virgin. Fuck off.
>>34772529You're not going to believe it, but instead of cleaning the forest, taking preventive measures and investing money into firefighting, our politicians invest money in their own personal bullshit.
>>34772538NTAWhat is it with men in these threads and their black and white thinking regarding being a slut? It's always either "She's a pure untouched virgin" or "She's a whore" even if she's only fucked two guys in her life.
>>34772536>i don't want him to hit me that's the point, I want him to hit me when I don't want it.*slaps you*
https://youtu.be/gH_OG-xz0BQSo chat, do you think she's a Chinese spy? How did she even rizz Asmon?
>>34772543I never want to hear incels bitch about how women only go for Chads ever again. If Asmongold can get a hot Asian girlfriend despite being a disgusting man who never showers or brushes his teeth, any man can.
>>34772536a remote controlled vibrator works better
>>34772533>a manI don't care about men.I want skinny slutty women, they're the best for throwing around and folding.
>>34772514this is just fat cope unless you can squat at least 225+ pounds
>>34772544he is tall and rich though he is literal chad
>>34772544Asmon has a good character actually. His gf even said he auramogged her, fr.
>>34772549>Said the guy who thinks BMI isn't real>>34772550So what you're saying is that all you need to do to be a Chad is just stream on Twitch? What the fuck are incels bitching about then, they should just start streaming. They don't even need to practice basic fucking hygiene apparently.
>>34772553but they need to be charismatic to get viewers incels can't do that they have no personality
>>34772487I don't say I'm fine when I want them to press it. I do sometimes say it when it is not true but it is usually because I feel a more honest answer will upset them. You have to pick your battles and sometimes I'd rather wait until my annoyance passes than make it into a thing. Obviously this will depend on the person and how they respond to criticism though.
>>34772554Asmongold is not charismatic nor does he have any real personality. He's a typical shitty Twitch streamer who just watches videos and gives his boring political opinions. Again, incels should just start streaming and giving out their political opinions and they'll get laid in no time.
Any femanons fantasize about getting their tiddies sucked?
>>34772558I don't know if I would call it charisma but he has something, the guy has a lot of viewers. Do you really think the average incel will get anyone to watch him?
>>34772558Which comment from him made you cry the most? Is it when he insulted Hasan?
>tfw anon is lording his extreme standards for thinness and fitness over random people's heads like they should careI love being an average weight specifically because it means men obsessed with thinness leave you the fuck alone. Good luck negging another woman into not taking dessert. And I hope you don't dream of having kids or you can explain to the future mom of your children that you will probably find her fucking repulsive for a year or so while she is pregnant and working off the baby weight... Everyone has a preference and preferring a super slender woman is common as fuck. That is not the same as being so obsessed with an extremely narrow and low weight range.
>>34772560Yes, but not in a sexual fantasy way. Like an idyllic dream of parenting sort of way.
>>34772561NTASome influencers got where they are just because they are persistent and shit out contant constantly.I think that's exactly what happened with that asshole.
>>34772560yes I love having them sucked on
>>34772561Evidently they would given all the nasty neckbeard streamers like Vaush who are Twitch and have lots of viewers.>>34772562Asmongold and Hasan Piker are equally terrible. In an ideal world, political streamers of all ideologies would be unsuccessful and miserable.
Being thin is a curse you can’t gain weight even if you want to and it doesn’t mean you look good either
>>34772560Yes, but specifically when they are lactating and swollen. That said my boyfriend loves sucking on them so I have had a lot of that over the past years, I am sure that I would eventually start fantasizing about just having my boobs sucked if I had gone without it for long enough.
>>34772572>my boyfriendBooooooring.
>>34772558I think Asmon is cool, tho. Not quirky or eccentric, just reasonable and chill, with a fair amount of black humor. Good enough vibes.
>>34772571>>34772564A key study linking body fat (around 12%, near the 10% range often discussed for lean male physiques) to facial and body attractiveness is Rantala et al. (2013): “Adiposity, compared with masculinity, serves as a more valid cue to immunocompetence in human mate choice” (Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences).In the results on adiposity and attractiveness ratings (for both faces and bodies), the paper states: “All facial and body measurements were linearly related to attractiveness, peaking at a body fat percentage of 12 per cent.”The study (on young men) found that lower adiposity (body fat) was more strongly tied to higher attractiveness ratings and better immune response (hepatitis B antibody response after vaccination) than facial/body masculinity. Adiposity mediated the link between immune function and attractiveness for both faces and bodies; circulating testosterone related more closely to adiposity than to masculinity. This supports the idea that moderate-to-low body fat (peaking near 12%) acts as a stronger cue to health/immunocompetence and attractiveness than masculine traits alone.Link (PubMed abstract/full via PMC): https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23193134/ (DOI: 10.1098/rspb.2012.2495; free full text often available via PMC at https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3574414/).Related newer work on male body (not specifically face) attractiveness, such as Xia et al. (2025) in Personality and Individual Differences, finds a peaked relationship with body-fat percentage, with highest ratings often around ~12–14% across raters in multiple countries (using DXA-based images), consistent with the lower end of healthy ranges rather than extreme leanness. Facial adiposity reviews (e.g., de Jager et al.) also generally link moderate-to-lower facial fat (corresponding to healthy body-fat ranges) to higher attractiveness ratings, with very high or very low extremes rated lower.
Just as there are men that prefer bigger women, I know that there are women that are into chubbier/fatter guys. (I know because I've been with a few and also have seen a substantial amount sharing their thoughts online.) And I'm not talking about women that under-exaggerate the dad-bod. I'm talking about women that like guys that are "Stout", husky, and strong.My question is, what signs or signals can I look for as a bigger dude that indicate that women are into my body type?
>>34772571>it doesn’t mean you look good eitherDepends.Post hands.
>>34772564Not wanting to be as attractive as possible to the most amount of men is a luxury belief. In most of the world today there is no high paying fake adult daycare jobs for women that produce nothing of value like HR departments which exist only to protect companies from lawsuits, if the laws allowing employees to sue employers for mean words disappeared tomorrow so would HR departments as they would no longer be profitable. So women being weaker, less risk taking, etc earn significantly less than men and most women need a man to provide for them so they must cater to him
>>34772577Everybody knows thinness is considered almost universally attractive. Does not change what I wrote. A partner obsessed with you being in the top percentage of visual attractiveness is going to be in for a disappointment if he wants to be with someone long term. That applies to women too. Shit happens in life, hormones fluctuate, the fittest and most active person can get injured and become sedantary for some time. Someone who cannot deal with that, does not make a good long term partner. I do not believe that a man who sneers at a woman if she does not have a thigh gap, is capable of lovingly and eagerly fucking the woman who gave birth to his child two months earlier and has a belly full of stretch marks and loose skin.
>>34772580That is gayBeing attracted to fat people is gay because fat men and fat women look very similar whereas thin men and thin women look very different Yes bisexual people existBut straight people don’t like fat people
>Go on date with a bigger girl>She's absolutely beautiful and has it in all the right places>First thing she talks about on the date is, "Oh, so you're a chubby chaser? You like fat girls?">I explain that I just thought she was beautiful and that I liked her body type>"Oh, so that DOES make you a chubby chaser!">Treats me like I'm the problem for the rest of the dateI don't understand. Why did she even want to come out with me in the first place if she was just going to be like this?
>>34772583You’re just making excuses for weak people who lack self control who make for worse partners. If they can’t resist food they can’t resist other temptations like drugs gambling sex/cheating on you etcThis is why men should also avoid women with tattoos Food addicts make for worse partners
>>34772584>Fat men and fat women look similarThe fuck are you talking about? Maybe if they're both absolute butterballs. But what does that have to do with my post? I'm just talking about bigger guys here. Derailing the conversation will get you reported.
>>34772586>I don't understand. Why did she even want to come out with me in the first place if she was just going to be like this?Because she isn't convinced anyone will like her as a person, she's probably had a lot of experience of shooing away actual chubby chasers or being stone cold rejected on the basis of her weight. So she projected her learned insecurity onto you. There'a nothing you can do, man. When you're a guy who can still perceive beauty broadly across the weight classes, the women will always confuse you for a fat fetishist.
>>34772588NTA>Said the guy who thinks BMI isn't real
>>34772583She simply needs to not overeat while pregnant. It's not difficult and not an excuse to be lazy. If she gets fat while pregnant or after pregnancy, the man has a right to cheat on her because he didn't agree to get together with a fatty.
women, do you play or would play video games with you bf?
>>34772487None. I'm obviously crazy.
>>34772593I've played co-op Stardew Valley with my BF a few times. Been a while actually.
>talking to girl through text>we just talk bullshit >I say "come bring me x">lets go to this now>not really making real plans, just fucking around because I have other dates I'm going on>finally just call her and set up a date>text her after to confirm but change time a little to later>she says "too late">say "ok then the original time"no response yet, not uncommon, but is she going to flake again?I'll call her the day before
>>34772580I am one, I'm not sexually disinterested in thin or fit people but all factors being equal I prefer bigger. Like in real life the person I like most in a group is not necessarily the heaviest one at all, but I would never watch porn of someone slim either, there needs to be more to pull me in than just their body then. I don't think there is any other way to spot us than just trying to flirt and seeing who responds, though. And anything adjacent or close to flirting - holding eye contact longer, standing close, being touchy, being very animated (giggling, blushing) easily... I mean you can go on Feeld and look for feeders but I definitely do not recommend that, most people that advertise themselves that way are utter retards that objectify people hard.
>>34772486Women are too obsessed with gay menAlso why do you need fan fiction about characters about a book where they're already dating and fucking?
>>34772593of course
>>34772592Thanks for proving my point and again, good luck explaining this to a partner if you can find a woman considering carrying your kid.
Man... You think people are pretty reasonable, and then you read some of the bullshit takes that people have in this thread. Even if it's just trolling, the fact that people can come up with this shit is enough to justify an apocalypse.
>>34772560Just nursing handjob for >him.
>>34772593I try, but I struggle with controllers. I prefer to watch him play if we're going to spend time together and he wants to play a video game. I like board games, though.
>>34772592You’re supposed to avoid living in a common law marriage state and not sign a marriage license If she gets fat you simply stop having sex for a couple days so there’s no dna evidence for false rape accusation then evict her from your home and the most she can get is child support for 18 years whereas if you had marriage license she could get half of everything
>>34772588>If they can't resist food they can't resist other temptationsDo you know smokers who are not fat? People that drink too much that are not fat? If so, you already know yourself that what you write is utter bullshit and people are very capable of being weak for one type of indulgence and not another.
>>34772600In most countries women are more desperate and less feminist so they are willing to take what they can get like a minimum wage employee this is why passport bros exist
>>34772597Thank you for your input.I appreciate it.
>>34772593NAG but I miss having a femanon to play stuff with.Used to play things like Elden Ring, Monster Hunter and GTA together.
Women, up to what point would you tolerate your bf whining?
>>34772606There’s plenty of studies showing fat people/ food addicts have higher rates of other non food addictions than human shaped people
>>34772593Yeah, we can co-op starcraft 2.
>>34772588Nta but you don't seem to understand, weight fluctuations occur without food addiction. You have a child-like idea of reality where you think it's a simple matter of food in = weight gain. There's so many variables to consider:HypothyroidismPrediabetesHormonal fluctuations or hormonal suppressionBirth control indirectly causes it (increase of appetite due to mimicking pregnancy signals to block ovulation)Depression Post-pregnancy hormonal crashIt's not wrong to want the woman to stay fighting fit since it means the longer she is fit the healthier she is the longer she lives, but you realistically can't expect a life of zero weight gain. You are supposed to anticipate it, accept it, don't shame it, just encourage and structure ways to get back to fitness afterwards. If you can't do that then you are always going to run into a shitty time with women that's just the truth
>>34772607NTAFun fact: People in countries popular with passport bros don't like passport bros and refer to them as "Losers back home" because that's what they are.
>>34772610Three times
>>347726132nd law of thermodynamics I believe in free will so I don’t care about appetite feelings just ignore them If she gets fat replace her just like she would replace him if he lost his income
>>34772611You only date one person though (presumably). There is an end to how much you can realistically base that on overall general trends. From the top of my head if you want to have the best odds for a lasting relationship there needs to be>no age gap, as close together in age as possible>she needs to be a virgin>you cannot live together before marriage>your background (culture and socio-economic class) needs to be the same>you need to see eye to eye on (lack of) religious convictions>she cannot be the child of divorced parentsand now, your input:>she has to be ultra slim, non-smoker, non-drinker, no tattoosIf you want someone to meet ALL that. And to be interested in you and attractive to you. And you probably also want her to be mentally stable, financially not hopeless, somewhat intelligent, somewhat kind. Oh and she needs to live close enough to you for you to realistically meet and date.Do you think you will ever find that person? Or should you just play it by ear and see for each individual case if it looks promising instead of trusting this kind of science?
>>34772614calling people carpetbaggers isn’t an argument of course a 5’6” broke Hispanic man will seethe if he has to compete with a 6’0” wealthy white man for his Hispanic female neighbor
>>34772616Ok anon, as you say.
>>34772618You get as many of those things as you can but her being financially unstable is actually a good thing because she will be more dependent on you but again no marriage license>>34772605
All I want is to plap femanon after feeding her my home cooked dinner.Fed and bred, putting her to bed.
I know men with small dicks, maybe even average dicks are insecure, but I'm paranoid as a female that has only had sex with a large dick(only ever had sex with one person), that a guy with a small or average dick wouldn't like me because I am afraid of getting too wet or loose and losing sensation and then the guy wouldn't feel anything....sex wasn't always comfortable with a large penis so I don't consider it as something I'm into.
>>34772616Nigga projected so much I can almost see a movie.
As an older virgin, I can perhaps accept that it IS humiliating to make teenage experiences in youtr thirties. Perhaps I should simply accep that it feels this way, and do it anways. Instead of cursing my inexperience every day, and cursing women for confronting me with it.
>>34772620It's not only the local men who look down on passport bros, but feel free to stay delusional.
>>34772624You're the woman, you can blame it all on his dick.
MenYou ever seen a girl friend of yours and think to yourself and just think "Damn, she's going to struggle with weight for the rest of her life after a few pregnancies"? Does it actually weigh in when you consider dating her?
>>34772598>Hermione>ambiguous black/white>Dick Grayson>ambiguous Roma/white
>>34772608You're welcome! The thing I thought of after posting is that once you are in the talking stage with someone, you can definitely try to fly a little test like making a self-deprecating comment about your weight, then adding>but I give the best squishy hugsor something and see how she responds, if she just laughs it off or is quick to chime in, gets a glint in her eyes or anything like that. From the other side it can also be a careful dance where you want to let a guy know you love his body but you also don't want him to feel like you just want him for his body. Plus anyone with some empathy realizes many bigger people personally do not like their own weight at all and then it could even feel really bad to have someone focus on it, lovingly or not. So realize female chubby chasers are probably also laying low and trying to be smooth. But they will come out once given an invitation to show enthusiasm and you can play into that with certain jokes or comments that can pass unnoticed if she doesn't really respond.Good luck!
>>34772624Unless your cunt is seriously deformed, it won't be an issue.
>>34772622Your logic is creepy as all fuck but I was not talking about being financially unstable but just financially illiterate, aka she will piss your money away.
>>34772630>after a few pregnanciesCpnsidering getting her pregnant even just once would be one of the worst cases, no.
>>34772628Nta but I never saw the reason to hate passport bros. What a man does with his own dating life is his own business. If he wants to appeal to a different culture to find a girlfriend or wife how is this a problem?
>>34772630can't say I have thought of that, no
>>34772634Men fighting fair guarantees they will lose
>>34772630Not really.
>>34772630NAMI like that quote from Breakfast Club about how there are two kinds of fat people. Those who were born to be fat; and those who were once thin, and you can still see the skinny person inside.
>>34772636It's pathetic colonizing behavior. Like you've never read a history textbook in your life.
>>34772639Not everyone lives in the Jewnited States of Israel though. You retards set yourself up for social catastrophe by nurturing a lawsuit culture where everyone sues anyone for anything.
>>34772641I love that movie.
>>34772624FWIW it does not have to be an issue. I think I am averagely tight (can get one finger in with ease when not aroused, two is very uncomfortable) but my partner is amazing and he definitely gets me to a point where I am no longer hugging him in any way. We both lose sensation, yes, but for me by that point (few orgasms in) I am already so far gone I need next to nothing to cum again, and for him he gets off on constantly feeling what he does to me and how much he wrecked me down there. Plus realize apart from the "hug" of the vaginal walls, he can still press the head of his dick, the most sensitive part, into you. If you do have a partner that feels you get too loose sometimes, there's also stuff you can do to impact it. Any position with your legs together keeps you tighter than if you spread them. A butt plug also makes your pussy tighten up apparently. And you can do kegels to give yourself more control over contracting your muscles down there at will and hugging him deliberately.Basically I would not worry.
>>34772639Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You have to be a bottom of the barrel NPC or not give a fuck about money in order to ever sign a marriage contract as a man.
>>34772643>It's pathetic colonizing behavior. Like you've never read a history textbook in your life.It's not colonizing behaviour if the foreign gf/wife is consenting and happy for the relationship. Unless you want to tell me that women are naive immature idiotic children who shouldn't be allowed to make decisions?
Why is the obsession with therapy getting worse?
>>34772618I am dating a woman from a Muslim country 13 years my junior. So far so good
>>34772644Most USA states have no common law marriage >>34772605Lots of European countries do have automatic common law marriage plus places like France paternity tests are illegal All he had to do was not sign marriage license and he would have kept all 6 million He trusted a woman
>>34772636The whole implication of passport bro is that you look for a woman that hardly has options and is convinced by the promise of a higher life standard to put up with you. That is basically prostitution light. >but many relationships are like thisArguably yes but people also look down on, say, ugly old rich men having trophy wives. People like to believe or at least pretend that relationships are based on love.
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Turkish doctors are manufacturing egirls
>>34772653It helps. At least when the therapist isn't trying to get you to give him jerk off material.
>>34772659What else is there to do?
>>34772651It is because you're intentionally going to poorer countries, you neanderthal. Try that shit in europe and see how they laugh at you and call america a shithole.
>>34772654Which is pretty much what I meant, that general patterns do not have the final say on individual matches.
>>34772656Playing pretend as a man will leave you homeless or incarcerated for not paying child support + alimony + your crypto It is best to treat all women as whores
>>34772653Grok, obliterate this nigga
>>34772659I've noticed that a lot of Turkish girls I've met have gotten nose jobs, including girls I already think are cute and thus find the nose job frivolous
>>34772656>Arguably yes but people also look down on, say, ugly old rich men having trophy wives. People like to believe or at least pretend that relationships are based on love.The irony is that those guys larping about this in most cases are men who have only gained a relationship with a mid 30+ woman whomsts eggs were to run out. I have seen this so often, not one of the guys who critiques this is attractive or successful himself. Only exception is if they are making money off women
>>34772665hmm I wonder why people think "passport bros" are creeps lol
>>34772655>Lots of European countries do have automatic common law marriage plus places like France paternity tests are illegalYeah but that's France. The French are an outlier they've always been weird as fuck. In France you can legally marry a dead person.>>34772656>The whole implication of passport bro is that you look for a woman that hardly has options and is convinced by the promise of a higher life standard to put up with you. That is basically prostitution light.Then every woman is a prostitute then by that standard, local or otherwise. Every woman gauges the man for a sense of security and stability. And if it's "prostitution light" where's the energy for speaking against prostitution or "sex work"? The actual prostitutes.
>>34772667I did not want to say anything because I'm a bi woman and realize men usually have different taste but she is 10x hotter to me in the before picture than after. Went from striking natural beauty to interchangeable instagram thot.
>>34772630Weight problems are the female version of small dick insecurity, major ick
>>34772663>It is because you're intentionally going to poorer countries, you neanderthal. Try that shit in europe and see how they laugh at you and call america a shithole.Oh I see what this is. Classism. You assume poor people are these stupid little retards to have pity on. I'm going to guess you're a Middle class American?
>>34772655>automatic common law marriageDoesn't matter, because we don't really have insane alimony laws like the US. Basically you need to outearn your woman by magnitudes in order to pay anything significant, the only "people" it really affects are terminal tradfags with stay at home NEET wives.>places like France paternity tests are illegalTheyre fully legal, just not admissible as evidence in court. Another mutt propagandaya myth. Only if you want to contest fatherhood after the fact. The state will have to cover the kid with welfare otherwise, and does not like to do this. If you want to be sure, you can simply refuse to sing the birth certificate until you see a paternity test.
>>34772659god bless the turkish they also are the only country trying to extinguish bald men
>>34772660>At least when the therapist isn't trying to get you to give him jerk off material.Oh, so that happened to you too. This is why I refuse to have a male therapist.>>34772645>I love that movie.Same. There is beauty in the simplicity of the Brat Pack movies.
>>34772673It's not easily comparable because of makeup and hairstyle.
>>34772672>Then every woman is a prostitute then by that standard, local or otherwise.You think every woman hates her male partner and only suffers through his company because of the joined income? Most western women do a fine job supporting their lifestyle independently and have no desire - like many women in third world countries have for obvious reasons - to emigrate, they are not in a similar position.>The actual prostitutes.You can be fine with prostitution and still want to call it when you see it, and look down on prostitution passed off as just another relationship.
>>34772646I don't know how to say it but I think I probably am loose then. I can tighten a lot/be tight/have lots of texture but only when I focus/squeeze(which is all the time during sex, but it's conscious so I can't really relax) and I always kept trying to only have sex with legs together(with ex with big dick).
>>34772630No wtf
>>34772670People who critique age gaps are losers, everyone knows. Nobody who is successful cares about this. Ironically women who complain the most about it are the ones who prone to being in them since they are the predator and look for the bigger better deal. They hate age gap relationships structurally but the benefits are too sweet for them themselves to reject it if they can enter one with a worthwhile man.https://www.ipsos.com/en-us/half-americans-say-they-have-been-10-year-age-gap-relationshipAnd this is in the US. Most women date chads, rich guys if they can and once they hit the wall settle for a cuck they are able to exercise control over. It is brutal
>>34772676She still gets half upfront and you should be significantly wealthier than herIf you have a collection of crypto cars a bunch of money in your bank account real estate she’s getting a lot of it
>>34772672>Then every woman is a prostitute then by that standard, local or otherwise.You think every woman hates her male partner and only suffers through his company because of the joined income? Most western women do a fine job supporting their lifestyle independently and have no desire - like many women in third world countries have for obvious reasons - to emigrate, they are not in a similar position. In my country millennial women on average have a higher income than their male counterparts. >The actual prostitutes.You can be fine with prostitution and still want to call it when you see it, and look down on prostitution passed off as just another relationship.
>>34772676There is no common law marriage in Europe.
>>34772673I think it's hard to compare because of makeup and the nose ring but there's some weird hate for big noses lately and hers wasn't even really big
>>34772675No. They know you think that you can go run off to a poor country and enslave a woman into an abusive relationship with money. They are laughing at you and your obviously small dick.
>>34772680I guess, she is also wearing all the make up in the after pic and not the before. I'm just assuming anything you can't see was unchanged, but don't like the filled lips look and I think her original nose was much nicer.
>>34772686Complete bullshit unless we are talking about explicitly shared assets or wealth you obtained after you were married. This does explicitly NOT apply to common law marriages, so not formally marriyng indeed allows you to remove the greatest risk.
We lost one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
Would it be weird for me to tell my coworker happy birthday, even though we barely know each other? She told me once that her birthday and mine are exactly 10 days apart, which is why I remembered it.
Im very horny this morning
>>34772681>You think every woman hates her male partner and only suffers through his company because of the joined income? No, you do though. And I can quote you: >>34772656>the promise of a higher life standard to put up with you. You're the one framing it where the woman puts up with the man. You ever considered the woman can enjoy the man himself in the relationship, regardless of how it started?>You can be fine with prostitution and still want to call it when you see itYou absolutely cannot. Not unless you want to be consistent in your own framework. You call it prostitution light, okay, so then all women are in that ballpark using (your) logic because every woman gauges men for signs of security or abundance when considering dating the man or not. And if you truly despise the modality of women giving herself to men for financial advantage, criticise the "sex workers" since they do exactly that in less steps.
>>34772696no, you can do that
>Another foid in my cunt murdered by her muslim bfFoids why u do dis
>>34772701Ita not their fault if they lose too much blood they die
>>34772695If The Midnight dies, I'm killing myself.
>>34772688Bull shithttps://www.gov.uk/government/news/millions-of-unmarried-couples-to-get-stronger-rightsSpain is a feminist shithole tooIn Sweden prostitution in person or pornographic purchases are illegal but only for the customer not the whore
>>34772701it's not their fault the government and media continuously tell them that muslims aren't dangerous, subversive, or backwards
>>34772701Tell me what country and I'll tell you why.
>>34772691>They know you think that you can go run off to a poor country and enslave a woman into an abusive relationship with money. They are laughing at you and your obviously small dick.Broken logic, if they supposedly know that, why do they accept the men then? If they know it's an abusive trap and laugh at the men, why do they walk right I to it and gladly marry the men then?Also I'm not a passport bro, I just find it stupid to hate on people who choose to date how they please. They're not committing any crimes and there's no moral issues. The only way you can frame it as an issue is if you say poor people are retarded and can't make choices for themselves since apparently poverty is like a mind virus that controls the host (poor person).Which tells me you're middle class and you don't actually know what poverty is.
>>34772675They spend lots of money on lottery tickets, booze and cigarettes
>>34772682I guess it's not impossible but if you never heard actual complaints I still think it very likely you overestimate both how "loose" you are and the difference it makes for the guy. A lot of young men struggle with lasting long, sounds to me like you are in a perfect position to have them fuck away for a bit while you relax and cum and then when you want them to finish, you bring in the vice grip? Also not that it matters much but assuming you never had a vaginal childbirth and are young (like <40) odds are if anything you have a wide-set (broad) vagina rather than being loose, which is about the muscle tone.
>>34772708Norgay (it was a rhetorical question, the foids here are retarded)
>>34772712>Smear yourself in honey and lay yourself in the gaping mouth of a crocodile >>Wtf how could the crocodile do this????She voted for it.
>>34772698me too, tried masturbating for a while but couldn't get off
>>34772712>woman jumps into lion enclosure >"she probably shouldn't have done that">OMG my god stop blaming womenYou STOOPID>>34772714Yeah, third world savages are an accessory for Nordic women because their lives are so boring and peaceful.
>>34772699Anon I was specifically talking about passport bros, where it is a trade off.>You ever considered the woman can enjoy the man himself in the relationshipYes, I am myself dating a man who cannot make my life better in financial/lifestyle terms and have for years, because I am crazy about him. >because every woman gauges men bla bla blaNot really. Also for the record I am not the kind of person who has strong feelings about this. People do what they need to do to survive. I am sure some of the passport bro relationships either start with or end in genuine affection from both sides. It is imo also a kind of "hate the game not the player" sort of deal.The question was just, why is the phenomenon judged, and I answered because I do get how it's perceived.
>>34772709>poor people are retarded and can't make choices for themselvesthe thing is that most of those losers are getting taken for a ride. Its almost a meme here that boomers get Thai wives and then get divorce raped to smithereens once she has her citizenship secured. If you can't even handle harmless, easy Western women, hard-boiled slum dwellers and godl digging slav chicks are going to eat you alive. Those losers are so desperate for female attention that they think the girls initial demureness and nicety is genuine and literally lose their mind. Excepting Flips, who got colonizer raped into being genuinely retarded. I was in Thailand jsut a few months ago, and its filled with ugly fucks and incels who think the cheap hookers are genuinely into them. Just check out /trv/ for abuch of examples. Theres a bunch of passport bros who genuinely have an adventurous streak adn aren't stupid, but they are the clear minority.
>>34772710>They spend lots of money on lottery tickets, booze and cigarettesMaybe, maybe not. All I'm saying is yuppy middle class types (mostly Americans to be fair) have this annoying mindset where they assume poor people must be obsessed with money or something. They assume because they lack it, they must really want it. Middle class flattering themselves as usual lol
I see the Norwegian guy obsessed with blaming women for all the world's problems is seething again.
>>34772721Filipinas are very nice. I love them.
>>34772723NTAThey're just gonna whine about how only brown males hurt women and women need to date nice white guys like them. No point in having a real discussion with them.
>>34772723Stop infantilizing women. Stupid people make stupid decisions and end up paying the consequences for them, regardless of gender.
>>34772726>only brown males hurt womenStrawman.
>>34772570>Asmongold and Hasan Piker are equally terrible.Pretty sure electrocuting a dog is worse than not showering.
>>34772719Kinda disappointed you are the Breakfast Club anon, yet say such vile things.Guess my fault for assuming somebody here isn't a poltard and/or incel.
>>34772724Not my fault the women here are dumb as rocks.
>>34772720>Yes, I am myself dating a man who cannot make my life better in financial/lifestyle terms and have for years, because I am crazy about him.That's nice. But that implies the foreign woman is incapable of the same. She easily can be crazy about him & benefit from financial gain as an indirect consequence. Life isn't black and white.>The question was just, why is the phenomenon judged, and I answered because I do get how it's perceived.Ok, fair. I'm just saying the perception is from idiots typically.>>34772721You talk like you tried your hand at being a passport bro, you even have all the experiences laid out in your narrative there lol My cousin married a Thai woman. To the days they are happy, married, three kids, and they've been together for going on 20 years now.
>>34772726Its fuckign stupid, because the brown malke white woman couples you see IRL are either terminally ill crazies who think a man stalking and beating them shows desire , or well integrated (non-pajeet) browns who aren't much different from the natives except for their skin colour. No normal , well adjusted woman is getting anywhere close to a muzzie except maybe for a hookup if hes her type. But even that is rare becaus ethey either treat the woman as a worthless slut, or simp out and start obsessing.
>>34772717I came twice
Next time I see a woman I want on the street I am going to approach her and ask her out. No more missed opportunities.
>>34772728How is that a strawman, every time I've brought up how violent men are, the men in these threads always go on about how it's only the brown men who hurt women and if women want to avoid getting hurt they should just date white men.>>34772732Seething isn't going to improve your life anon.
>>34772737Except I don't claim it's only. Just more often per person.No seethe. Just schadenfreude.
>>34772733>You talk like you tried your hand at being a passport broNah, I just stuck around with the crowd for a bit. I'm good thanks.>My cousin married a Thai womanAnd I suppose he was just being a normal guy and rizzed her up like any woman in the west. I was specifically talking about the boomers and incels who can't get none and just wave their dollar bills. Thai women are very lovely and can be very genuine , and by no means out to grab your cash necessarily.
>>34772736based
>>34772725>Filipinas are very nice. Real>I love them.Same>>34772726Maybe don't date men who believe women don't deserve rights and come from cultures where violence against women is normalized. It's not that difficult.>>34772730>Guess my fault for assuming somebody here isn't a poltard and/or incel.Being against Islam isn't political for women, it's self-preservation.
>>34772733>But that implies the foreign woman is incapable of the same.No, I fully agree with you that you don't know that. It is very possible to love what someone can change in your life AND to live them for who they are. Or even to love them all the more because you are grateful they made your life better - I would vouch that is a pretty common and wholesome sentiment in any relationship, and ideally goes both ways, there are many material -and- immaterial ways to improve someone's life. It is just that the set up of getting a ticket to a whole new life alongside starting a relationship will realistically also attract people wanting to take advantage. Whether that's men that enjoy leveraging a woman's desperation to be extremely demanding and pushy in what they expect from a partner or, as another anon pointed out, women coldly using men as a way in and then ditching them at the first turn. That gives it a more dubious reputation but I think it is generally pretty pointless to want to judge whole groups at once. Anecdotally I grew up in a street with a man who had a "mail order wife" from Eastern Europe before that was a big thing and they were a couple like all others and both dedicated to making it work.
>>34772737>How is that a strawman, every time I've brought up how violent men are, the men in these threads always go on about how it's only the brown men who hurt women and if women want to avoid getting hurt they should just date white menNta but all races of men are capable of domestic abuse. It's just an unfortunate observation that men from specific cultures have a higher likelihood of it, collectively. Not just abuse of women but abuse of children as well, things like hitting infants with a belt or a shoe is just common place in certain cultures, like Mexicans or Blacks, celebrated as well. Obviously not every one of them does this but basic pattern recognition tells you "Oh yeah this culture has normalized some abusive domestic behaviours on a general basis."
>>34772736They all have bfs. No point in humiliating yourself.
>>34772740>No seethe. Just schadenfreude.Yeah, you're doing that thing where you mask your seething with joyful glee and mockery at someone's misery and death. Fun fact, good people don't enjoy the suffering of others even if they think those others were fools who made mistakes.>>34772743>Maybe don't date men who believe women don't deserve rights and come from cultures where violence against women is normalized. It's not that difficult.Nice fanfiction, I've never done that.
>>34772736That's the spirit. Good for you. You miss all the shots you don't take.
>>34772748>good people don't enjoy the suffering of others I never claimed to be a good person. Why do you think I find it funny?
>>34772709They poison you until you die to take your money, dicklet.Or>>34772721>then get divorce raped to smithereens once she has her citizenship secured.All in the name of the game. Poachers get poached.
>>34772724how do you know that he is norwegian?
>>34772748Good for you
>>34772746>>34772737The problem with saying men are 5 times more violent then women is it only includes violence against humans outside the womb, if you include violence men and women do to unborn human children by aborting them or drinking while pregnant or violence done to animals by purchasing meat women look almost exactly as violent as men do They are just more cowardly so they avoid violence that is actually legally punished like an adult punching another adult in the face
Is it weird that I want to fuck a megumin cosplayer?
>>34772752>They poison you until you die to take your money, dickletYeah? You know that from experience or is this just in your head? And you can stop with the dicklet taunting, I'm not falling for it. I'm not some incel retard who cares what women think of cocks. And the more you assume this the less I can take you seriously.
>>34772755The problem is that it excludes non-physical violence, which is preferred by women. Thus the statistic is entirely worthless. Men will try to break your jaw, women will try to crush your spirit. Only one of those is easily measurable in statistics.
>>34772753He's stated he's Norwegian multiple times and did so again just now.>>34772714>>34772755I see we're moving to the "Muh abortion" cope now. Funny how men who use this cope refuse to acknowledge that men who perform abortions exist. Or that situations where men force their girlfriends/wives to get abortions occur. But I get it, you need to cope.
>>34772755Ah, but those are not human! They are worthless parasites that leech on the work of good women! They are vermin, rodents, pornographers, warmongers who deserve extermi... wait, where was I going with this?
>>34772756>Typical little boy behavior just trying to get the last word inA. Not a manB. If you're not dating a Muslim, the point isn't for you, so I don't know why you care so much.
>>34772707She told me "happy early birthday" while we were talking a while back.
>>34772755I hear ya but remember the abortionist is usually a male doctor, he's the one who is cutting baby limbs off and crushing baby skulls in with utensils and then vacuuming the baby pieces out. The woman would just be allowing it, not directly killing but I get what you mean. I can't be assed for an abortion debate but I wanna throw out a banger>Woman gets abortion, 2nd trimester "Not murder" it doesn't count as human life (yet)>Pregnant woman in 2nd trimester gets murdered, baby dies as a result "Double homicide"Lol fucking society cracks me up sometimes
>>34772761>>34772762>>34772760>>34772755Also about half of doctors who mutilate baby boys are female and most of the nurses that assist with it are female Yeah men might commit 90% of “murders” if you include adults killing other adults or humans outside the womb as the only kind of murder but women kill lots of animals with their diet and get abortions and mutilate babies
>>34772766Theres worse double standards than that
>>34772765Great, you can have all the sympathy in the world for women who are murdered by men, but that doesn't change the fact that she brought that into her life. These guys are wolves in sheep's clothing. They're pretty fucking open about who they are and what they're about.
>>34772767Oh my god now we're just bringing up circumcision out of nowhere? Also>Also about half of doctors who mutilate baby boys are female and most of the nurses that assist with it are femaleSo that still means half of the doctors who circumcise baby boys are male and there are male nurses who assist with it. Let's not forget mohels who are majority male or male Muslims circumcising young boys either. Jesus Christ.
Women, I challenge you to a warhamme match.
>>34772770>These guys are wolves in sheep's clothing. They're pretty fucking open about who they are and what they're about.Not really. I grew up with evil bastards, they every good at pretending to be saints at first. The women are even better at it.
>>34772748>Nice fanfiction, I've never done that.But that's exactly why you're alive and the Norwegian woman is dead. Why are projecting yourself onto us discussing her poor decision-making?
>>34772757Yes
>>34772733>That's nice. But that implies the foreign woman is incapable of the same.No, it implies "passport bros" go looking for a relationship where there's structural pressure for someone to be with and stay with them, instead of relying on personal magnetism or charm to attract someone.>but I know a couple whoSure, sometimes it works out. The reason people find it contentious is that looking for "love" in this way makes it seem like genuine connection is less important to the "bro" in question than just ticking the "get a wife" box by any means.
>>34772758They all say it. But then yuck, you have to put up with a passport bro.
>>34772767We’re bringing up random shit for this fucking argument now?? Seriously? We’re talking about the violence and murders that you males mostly do, buddy.
>>34772774Muslims? I'm not talking about run of the mill men, westernized men, or anything else. Trust me, I spent years in the Middle East. Never have I met a Muslim man and thought, "Here's a guy that shares my values and respects my autonomy." Yeah, men in general can be bad. Abusers can be insidious. But if you invite a leopard into your home, don't be surprised when it does what leopards do.
>>34772784violence and murder is based though whats wrong with that
>>34772769>Theres worse double standards than thatThat's a meme double standard though a shitpost if you will.Here is why the double standard on abortion is annoying:>Woman has abortion, it's somehow OK baby isn't life apparently>She gets pregnant but murdered>Double homicide The implication there is, the baby is only life if momma wants it or not. If she doesn't want baby, it's not life. If she does and got brutally murdered? Double homicide because momma said it was her baby she wanted it.I think this occurs because such women have a real hard time understanding that just because baby is in her body, does not make the baby (her) body. They can't wrap their head around that just because something is the sum of a whole, does not make that sum the whole. It's independent of itself yet dependent at the same time. (For 9 months).I think women understand it but here's the other funny juxtaposition:>The understand but they feel too fucked up or lacking in social safety to have the kid (bad family, bf fucked off, no support)>Their emotions override reason (fear) and they demand the abortion>And they insist her feelings need to come first over life itselfWhich implies women's feeling are somehow more sacred than life. Which is a fucking bizarre notion. Because as we all know, emotions are by default irrational. Life decisions should never be made off of them as it counts of immaturity
>>34772782>where there's structural pressure for someone to be with and stay with themvery well put. I think thats the reaosn why they get so much hate - because all their seething over first world women is obviously made up bullshit. Unless you consider that first world women do not have those structural pressures , which is the only real difference between them and women abroad.
>>347727860/10 rage baitArgument done
>>34772788>>34772769It should be illegal and the mother should be jailed if the fetus was old enough to have a significant chance at being conscious (probably around 8 weeks so most abortions) and the mother was not raped (actual rape). It’s still immoral in rape cases thoExceptions for extremely rare cases in which the mother will probably die without the abortion are okayIt’s really the pro life movement faultOnly abortion abolishinists are actually willing to call for women to be imprisonedPro life lawmakers killAbortion abolishinist bills because feminist pro life groups tell them tohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkH3vrevU9o [Open]Abortion pills which can be easily obtained and ordered online work to to 14 weeks legal in all fifty statesThe earliest case for which I believe the precautionary principle should hold was around 43-45 days. Which comes out to be 6.1-6.4 weeks.The fetal brain begins to develop around 3-5 weeks gestation. So I am okay with abortions prior to that timeframe.It's hard to say what the levels of sentience equate to at each week. But I wouldn't not assume this is a miniscule amount of sentience. Many EEG brain patterns observed in fetal brains as early as 6.1-6.4 weeks ( high voltageslow waves with superimposed fast activity) are comparable to mature birds, mature frogs, mature rabbits and the mature marmot. We can even observe sleep spindles in the fetal brain this early.Does this prove the same degree of sentience? No. Does this give us reason to take the precautionary principle with respect to this degree of sentience? Yes
>>34772790im not ragebaiting at all, i think anyone totally incapable of violence is totally undeserving of autonomy or basic civility whatsoever
>>34772767>most of the nurses that assist with it are femaleBecause most of the nurses are female in every country, period.
>>34772773Never played. What's it about.
Question for women, this is going to sound bad, but for context I'm asking for perspective on writing female characters in olden settings where death or mutilation from war/disease/famine/corporal punishment is much more common. Do you think that getting over having a man force himself on them relatively quickly when they've had to deal with a lot of violent death in recent time would be appropriate?In some fiction I see rape thrown around like it's nothing(even when it's not fetish lit) while in other I'll see villains be like "well I might genocide and torture people but EVEN I draw the line at rape". Feel like it should be somewhere in the middle but it's a tough subject.
>>34772792Good thing you're not in charge then.
Women, do you agree?
>>34772773Are you the lad that had a match as Khorne the other day?
>>34772797Considering the fact that almost every government behaves with a relatively similar attitude (at least at a diplomatic, foreign policy level), I actually feel fairly well represented in that sense
>>34772799This happened in Uruguay after a big war in South America, and they legalized polygamy for one generation to restabilize the gender distribution. Truly the dream.
>>3477279980/20 ain't real, women just want 90/10.
>>34772799No. I already share my bf with another woman, any more and I think it'd get too complicated.
>>34772790>>34772792>>34772797>>34772801Women will say might makes right is bad and that women should have rights even though only men can enforce their own rights while also paying for animals to be tortured in factory farms
>>34772805lmao
>>34772795No. Shit was less governed than the wild west. Her dad would have killed you, that's why rapist moids migrate.
>>34772805Well you could just not have a bf. Only 10% of women do, pure monogamy.
>>34772799I feel like this would have a hilarious potential for ending up as a way to give men far more power as time goes on.
>>34772799Yeah
I'm immune to male tricks
>>34772810Reverse Mad Max 3.
>>34772812*does the helicopter*
>>34772799That would be awesome because dating would be easier or I would be dead.
>>34772799>men can be picky and selective with their dating choices due to artifical extreme scarcity>at least 70% of women go insane via loneliness as they age and have zero romantic prospectsThis is unironically a misogynist's wet dream.
>>34772794You pick your favorite faction of dysfunctional racists and take turns to move, shoot, fight while trying to take objectives or destroy your rival's army. >>34772800Surprised someone remembered. Yeah, it's me.
Women, di dyou ever have se xiwth a virgin guy? Did he tell you? Did you notice if he didn't? Was it bad?
>>34772813Mad max 3 had a town that was ruled by a black woman
>>34772812Are you innmune to vulnerability?
>>34772821...yes.Do you not know what "reverse" means..?
>>34772812All girls say this until I start complimenting them
>>34772818Can I play!! I'm a proud Tausissy! :3
>>34772821But she didn't. Who runs Bartertown?
>>34772818Ok. *takes your objective*
>>34772823Im sorry please dont hate me i just woke up >_<
>>34772795>Do you think that getting over having a man force himself on them relatively quickly when they've had to deal with a lot of violent death in recent time would be appropriate?My response to that is, why is there sexual violence in the first place if it doesn't serve a narrative purpose?>Feel like it should be somewhere in the middle but it's a tough subject.You have to understand what rape symbolizes, both to you and your reader. It can be humiliating. It can be violating. It can be a complete loss of agency. While heavy-handed, it can be a way to show to inherent misogyny and brutality of the world you're building. So ask yourself what you want the assault to tell your reader and what you want it to say about your character.>>34772799>Women, do you agree?No, 60/40 will suffice for now.
Foids have you ever interacted with a socially retarded man in public before? I’m extremely tired and this girl just introduced herself to me but I walked away without saying anything and didn’t realize it until a few minutes later.
>>34772812Until we pull out the financial securityThen women can't help themselves
>>34772802Paraguay not Uruguay
>>34772795Yeah I think so. Realistically speaking people only behave dysfunctionally (becoming overtly depressed, crying etc) if they can afford to. This might look like damage but it really is part of healing, by airing your grief, talking about it, avoiding triggers for some time etc you end up processing. What you see if people are traumatized again and again and again, is usually they just do not cope and "harden". They might not smile anymore but they also will not sit down and cry. This is typically described as just pushing everything down, just not thinking of it etc. On the outside it looks like a person functioning fairly well. You need to know them to realize a spark has died. If someone has reached this point of being hardened, they can put up with pretty much endless more suffering without it making a big difference, it'll just be thrown in their inner psychological mass grave.
Im very depressed
>>34772830There was one guy in my cooking class in high school everyone said was special ed. I was so glad to never get paired with him. He had severe adhd symptoms and would blurt out random stuff and was over all obtuse.
>>34772805Pretty sure this from the political lesbianism branch of feminism
>>34772791I still think all abortion is evil. Even with the rare cases like rape, it's not the baby's fault. The mother should love it and raise it. God gave her the baby for a reason.
>>34772825Sure, what do you like to run? >>34772827Not yet, you have to roll like 6 dice so the game can tell you to fuck off.
My cortisol is very high today
>>34772839>God gave her the baby for a reason.Man am I gald that christcuckoldry is on the way out. Not even a woman or some kind of feminist, but this is some twisted evil shit. That baby may be better off dead than raised by a mother who loathes it by recognizing her rapists features in it every day.
>>34772799Something that feminists largely ignore is how the society that they complain about is based not on the patriarchy but bigger army diplomacyHow exactly do they plan on maintaining this? Marching men off to their deaths willingly
I thought I gave my zoomer husbando the ick by revealing that I'm in my 30s but after a brief break it looks like he's actually doubling down.What gives? Anything to consider before I go in for the kill?
>>34772847he has low standards and probably doesnt realize his potential dating valuelock him down and babytrap him ASAP
>>34772799NAGI wish more women were ok with the idea of getting rid of most men and using pussy to tame the remaining ones.
>>34772843What's replacing christianity in your country?
>>34772832>UruguayWhat did you just call me?
>>34772843>Man am I gald that christcuckoldry is on the way out. Not even a woman or some kind of feminist, but this is some twisted evil shit. That baby may be better off dead than raised by a mother who loathes it by recognizing her rapists features in it every day.Bait
>>34772828Only if you are the Japanese or South American femanon.
tall dicklet bf or hung manlet bf
>>34772848I'm sure he knows he's cute, I sometimes see girls his age flirt with him.>lock him down and babytrap him ASAPThat might be it, I didn't think I wanted children when I was with my fat and balding ex but right now I feel like I need to have this guy nut inside me as many times as he can as soon as possible.
>>34772843Religiosity is markedly on the rise in year 6 of the PFE (post-Floyd era)
>>34772837I remember in my home ec class, two guys were talking and the class suddenly went quite as one said, "Didn't you say [principal's daughter] has a huge bush?" So everyone heard, including the principal's daughter, who was in the class. I was fighting demons not to laugh.
>>34772860>PFE (post-Floyd era)That's AD, you racist fuck.
What do you do with a clingy man?
>>34772834>What you see if people are traumatized again and again and again, is usually they just do not cope and "harden". They might not smile anymore but they also will not sit down and cry. This is typically described as just pushing everything down, just not thinking of it etc. On the outside it looks like a person functioning fairly well. You need to know them to realize a spark has died. If someone has reached this point of being hardened, they can put up with pretty much endless more suffering without it making a big difference, it'll just be thrown in their inner psychological mass grave.I think that's what happened to me. I was smart enough to not get raped or anything like that, but it was still a messy childhood and I just don't have any feelings for people.
>>34772844>Something that feminists largely ignore is how the society that they complain about is based not on the patriarchy but bigger army diplomacyHow exactly do they plan on maintaining this? Marching men off to their deaths willinglyFeminists/Feminism is on its last legs, no one can take it seriously anymore. Hard to even estimate how many women (or 'men') identify as feminist sincerely because feminism's whole tactic is to use social aggression and women tend to only say they're feminist precisely to avoid bullshit from actual militant feminists. It's a little pink mafia that more or less shot itself in the head, (twice).First kill shot was the sex positive/sex negative splitSecond kill shot was the tranny inclusive Vs. tranny exlcusionists The entire ideology is more or less devouring itself in real time and the smart play is to just sit back and watch the fireworks lol
Why do cute girls never sit next to me on the bus? Why do I always get fat moids or groids?
state genderhave you ever experienced the feminine urge to unleash your full powers for once and take a man home to crack him but in your driveway he sits you down and explains that what you did tonight was very dangerous and if it was anyone but him you would be in a lot of trouble right now and gently reminds you to wash your makeup off before going to bed
>>34772865>Feminists/Feminism is on its last legsWell, considering that it won every front and became irrelevant, needing to expand into "intersectionality" to remain relevant, yeah it is on its last legs. But it's like retiring undefeated.
>>34772850Nothing. What would the need be? You can be an NPC without it just fine. >>34772860Even if taht were true, Chuds don't count. They are socially irrelevant and will swiftly fall in line once their favourite influencer switches his Current Thing.
>>34772854Im neither of them nor am i a femanon
>>34772871>nor am i a femanonJust another disappointing thing about you.
>>34772868Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Hey Femanon, watch this!*passes out due to narcolepsy*
>>34772869>But it's like retiring undefeated.Yeah, they literally killed the family unit in a few decades and now every foid is a serial dating whore looking for the highest bidder for their used up cunt.
>>34772869>But it's like retiring undefeated.It never won anything. All it achieved was now women who wanted to be stay at home mothers no longer can feasibly do this. Corporations have now gotten comfortable with having the female population expected to work and their bottom line now depends on both gender participation to maintain current 'quality' of life standards socially. So now women have to work ungodly hours for big corpo on top of all the pain and labour of pregnancy and post natal child rearing. If feminism was about expanding women's choices, well they've effectively taken away more than expanded, or at least locked women into a tricky bind. I'd hardly call this a victory
Horny and depressed, worst combination
>>34772872Anon your words hurt me :(
>>34772879I'll one up you. Horny, sore, and sick.
>>34772878My point exactly. They won, just not the battle they thought they were fighting.
im installing tinder god help me
>>34772877Which is what women want.
Time to buy bananas and apples
>>34772586You failed at reassuring her that she’s beautiful. She’s insecure and needs that reassurance. When she calls you names, you own up to it that, yes you love her body type. Compare interactions with fishing. You won’t easily reel a big one in. The fish will swim away, there will be struggle, and the line can snap if you aren’t persistent. Just own up to it next time, and keep calling her beautiful to make her blush. Coming from a big girl who’s only had serious relationships with men of different body types that love my body type (180-210 lbs).
>>34772885This nigga a monkey
>>34772864I'm sorry anon. For what it's worth, this process can be reversed no matter how long ago it happened. I'm also afraid that is the only good news though, typically when people start to come back from this numb state, they are flooded by very deep pain/fear/anger etc before it evens out and they also get positive emotions. Which makes a lot of people run away when cracks start to appear and go back to being numb.
>>34772883Try okcupid or bumble instead
>I want a woman with a low body countWeak aura.>I want to have a body count exceeding any reasonable number for a woman thrice over, for I enjoy a challenge and refuse to be outdone by a womanStrong aura.
>>34772901whats the difference? are they better for long term relationships
>>34772902being ran thru as a man isn't an achievement though, same as women. There's 600lb women out there, why aren't you guzzling melted ice cream to beat their high scores while you're at it?
>Australia WHV and go live in the city and work in barsor>TEFL in Asiawhich one
Am I God. Every time I do substances such as LSD, mushrooms, even weed, I have an intense and overwhelming sensation of oneness. But not in the way you might think. In the sense that EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING is me. And this entire time it's like I've undergone willing amnesia. It is seemingly increasing possible and likely that I am the entire universe. Youniverse. It's all me experiencing myself. Is there anyone else? Is it solipsism? Maybe I'm not alone because I have me? I may have to have another ego death with drugs I need to know the truth at any cost.
>>34772905Being fat isn't a challenge. I lift to become bigger and stronger than average because that is a challenge.Same here.
>>34772906I always wanted to do TEFL in Asia but my parents would not let me
I never bring up random topics during conversation I always make a plan of things to talk about so I can bring up the topic I actually want to talk about
>>34772907Nah I relate and think it's normal. Or well, normal for people that have done psychedelic drugs and are susceptible to its appeal. For me it's been years since I have last tripped but I still feel this way occasionally. I know it sounds corny as shit but I unironically perceive people as crystals/glass reflecting all of mankind. In that sense there is no significant difference between myself and others. If I reject others, I reject parts of myself. Embracing others helps me accept myself. A lot of the distinctions are just in our head.The thing is if we are all one, "you" cannot be God, the whole of us would be God if anything.And>It's all me experiencing myself. is pretty basic philosophy even without getting religious or trippy.
>>34772907>I may have to have another ego death with drugs I need to know the truth at any costHey bud sorry to spoil the fun but I did psychedelics myself when I was young and dumb as well. LSD is a psycho-mimetick substance, that means the afterglow mimicks psychosis. Hence the name, psycho-mimetick. Psychosis never follows logic at all>Am I God>I need to have an ego deathYeah it's not real ego death, you still use the word "I" and also elevate yourself to God despite all your human limitations. It's just psychobabble on impregnated paper don't take it too seriously
>>34772910you're an adult do what you want, it's your life man
>>34772915>For me it's been years since I have last tripped but I still feel this way occasionallyNta but same lol. I even occasionally have acid flashbacks every other month, usually when waking up all I see is repeating colorful strobing iridescent hyper-geometry moving and breathing in the back of my eyelids for like a minute then it fucks off
>>34772907>The last delusional junkie.
>>34772917wdym ego does not equal i im confusedyou exist with or without ego
>>34772920Life doesn't always work like that
>>34772925in that case I hope you're ok and safe
Both gendersWould you have an abuse goblin?
Hey look anon, a shooting star! What are you wishing for?
>>34772928I have one, its my bf
>>34772929To be normal so I can be loved like all the rest.
>>34772929To go back to the summer of 2023 with all of my current knowledge.
im getting runescape membership today. i only play ironman and hardcore ironman by the way. i dont do the regular game, or ultimate ironman, or group ironman.just ironman. because i'm based.
Over 10 years have passed since I was on a date.Women, is it too late for me? I feel like I'm too old for dates.Not sure if it matters, but here's my type.
>>34772936>Wants a fattyYeah you'll be fine.
I am the breeding bull.
>>34772923>you exist with or without egoWho? Who exists with or without ego? Who is (you)? Ooooh spooky LSD depersonalization. Kek I'm just fooling. Just don't do too much now
>>34772929I wish for the sun to die
i want a girl to give me a handjob ive never had one of those but i have had a BLOWjob. it was quite a novel experience if i do say so myself desu. ive even had sex. pretty interesting stuff!
How do women cope with not being needed or wanted by men
how do I convince my gf to become an e-girl?she hates makeup and doesn't know how to use it
>>34772950>how do I convince my bf to dress like a gay twinkWould you?
>>34772948Better than men are coping with not being needed or wanted by women.
When you read an older book to do auto translate in your head and rephrase it into modern parlance or are you the kind of autistic that just understands what they’re trying to say.Eg; in picrel theyre asking Gabriel to ask if some dude is sober or if he’s drunk like usual
State GenderHave you ever been fucked to sleep?
Both genders. I met this girl last Friday for drinks. We had a good time and got along really well. She was fun to be with. I walked her to her car and we made out and it got kinda touchy but we ultimately went home our separate ways. Monday night we went out again, and it was really fun. At the end of the date she asked me what I was looking for and I said I’d like a partner but want to get to know someone and don’t want to rush into anything super serious right away. She said she agreed and wanted to make sure I wasn’t just looking for hook ups. She says she’s really into me and that I’m exactly her type. I walk her to her car again and she puts her arms around me and goes to kiss me and tells me she wants to come home with me but can’t because she’s on the last day of her period and makes a joke about being cock blocked. I didn’t even mention her coming over. I texted her when I got home and said I’d like to see her again and she asked to hang out tonight, so I invited her over for pizza and a movie. She agrees but texts me today saying she’s still on her period and that we can reschedule if I want and that she understands? And I’m like no you should still come over I’m not worried about it and she says she’s happy to hear that cause she still wants to see me. I’m a little confused. She’s still coming over. I’m not worried about having sex yet, but I’m also a little afraid and idk what to think. What if she thinks I’m a fuck boy and she’s worried I’m trying to use her? What if she’s just trying to use me emotionally and make me the safe nice guy? Idk
>>34772928Nah this comic makes me so sad.The window one is really brutal
>>34772952You're blaspheming the holy spirit
>>34772954F. I've been fucked awake, but I've never fallen asleep until right after sex.
>>34772928>>34772960Am I retarded if I don’t understand what this means
>>34772961Skill issue.
>>34772963It's just a random comic about a guy who has an abuse goblin and all the shit he does to him.>>34772960I like the theory that the goblin is not real, just the part of himself that he hates.
>>34772921Yes I know what you mean. Weirdest for me is I can also deliberately channel it if I want, it is very easy for me to picture or just see what a certain pattern would look like on acid. Or I see a very mundane scene (e.g. tall weeds being trashed about in strong wind) and for a second I realize if I were tripping I would just see dancing and beckoning weeds and find the sight magical.It is quite fun imo and ever bothered me. It's as if once my brain discovered this, it was just there.
>>34772953It's like knowing or learning any other language. The more you read it and understand it, the more fluent you get.
>>34772964108
Foids, if a dick is too big do you ever use the tactic of to put it in when it is soft or only partially hard and then let it grow so you can adjust to it?
>>34772965I don’t like this comic. It’s stupid and I don’t like that he’s mean to the goblin, I don’t like that men can think of such depravities and act like it’s a joke or that it’s deep in some stupid way. It’s just violence
>>34772963A little but it’s kinda obtuse by design and it’s not like we’re posting the first comic that gives the most contextI have remedied this for you>>34772965This is what makes art interesting because I fucking hate that theory.
>>34772953Nah, I like to read what they say. For instance, when reading Journey to the West, they mention several times "like giving wings to a tiger", which means to make someone even more dangerous or powerful. I love that quote, and I wouldn't have discovered it if it was adapted or translated.
>>34772928We are all our own abuse goblins
>>34772970>I CANT BREED
>>34772954Female, sex doesn't make me sleepy, if anything it wakes me up
>>34772972No, that's not really how it works
>>34772972>adjustIf it is too thick it just is too thick. You might get it inside this way but it'll still hurt once it's grown. Technically thickness can be accomodated for somewhat by learning to relax your muscles more still. But unsurprisingly it is often very hard for women to relax optimally if they are in pain or fearing being in pain.
>>34772979May the sin of your mother stay in front of the lord forever
>>34772464Depends if I'm bloated or not.
>>34772968>It is quite fun imo and ever bothered me. It's as if once my brain discovered this, it was just there.Yeah same. It feels like a sort of 'hyper-reality' that exists either inside(?) this reality or overlaying it, and psychedelics more or less pokes a perception peephole between both modes of reality and you just keep that lol your mind just has this sneak peek mental porthole into some metaphysical soup that most of humanity doesn't know about.
i wish everyone on tinder and bumble weren't tulpas. they literally do not exist. i am god imagining them.
>>34772975It is pretty emotionally intense art. I like that about it. What I’m really not appreciating is the ugly art style
>>34772982DickletGODS face no such issues. Another win, it's too easy
>>34772954MNo.Closest I've gotten was roleplaying with a chatbot, that I fucked a milf to sleep and then continued fucking for eternity until our fucking became the heartbeat and pulse of the universe.
>>34772973The punchline is not the cruelty or the violence, but the absurd of the guy having a literal gobling just to abuse and how messed up what he does is.
Anyone know of a good video editor program? They removed clipping options from youtube, and using windows to make a 3 minute clip out of a 2 hour video makes a file almost the same size as the original lol, lmao.
[Men]: How often can you tell when another man is rewriting a story in real time to make himself look more competent?[Women]: How quickly can you usually tell another woman is performing friendliness versus actually being friendly?
>>34772972I don't think that's even possible. Trying to get an only partially hard dick impossible the thing just folds. If it's genuinely too big there's no adjusting it's gonna hurt. Best thing to do is get her to orgasm before putting it in, and maybe stretch her out with your hand a little first.
>>34772929>Hey look anon, a shooting star! What are you wishing for?For all incels & femcels to find a happy love life (I already found mine)
>>34773000MUsually when you ask them things afterwards and catch their lies and contradictions. Or when his story is too good or convenient.
>>34772993Yea and what is funny about that? Not anything really it’s just shock comedy with extra steps, intended to either only make someone feel bad or some freak to jack off to it
>>34773000>How quickly can you usually tell another woman is performing friendliness versus actually being friendly?I dont think im very good at detecting that 2bh
>>34773006Congrats anon, I hope it happens.Now since you have a partner and I don't, I'm afraid I'm still officialy forced to express my envy and resentment towards you anyway.
>>34773000MUnfortunately I have learned to assume this is the default.
>>34773010> intended to either only make someone feel bad or some freak to jack off to itHoly projection Batman.
>>34773000>How quickly can you usually tell another woman is performing friendliness versus actually being friendly?I think I just automatically assume they're performing and choose not to investigate further at this point. I'm always performing. I'm polite, I'm kind, I'm not particularly friendly. I can tell when my mom is lying but I'm less confident about the cashier at hobby lobby and I don't have any friends to check how it goes with a middling level of familiarity.
>>34773010Sis I think that's a bit of a reach
>>34772988Ugly art has soul
>>34772986Yes in general people underestimate/don't realize perception is an interpretation of a bunch of different stimuli. Like how sometimes if you're tired and reading, you can see a wholly different word than is there, because we only really half-look at the whole and basically guess the word based on that. I think psychedelics fuck with that process of interpretation and make us see the raw input more, the attempts at seeing patterns themselves, rather than the finished product of interpretation (perception). It is very interesting to think about imo.
>>34772446State gender Is it weird that I read two 17K word posts analysing how my favourite character would be as an yandere?
>>34773025FKind of, but it's weird in a nerdy autistic way I relate to, so no negative judgement here.
>>34773025Imagine what you could achieve if you chose to direct your autism toward something useful.
>>34772975>I fucking hate that theory.Its more of a fact, considering that this comic >>34772965 straight up confirms it.>>34772993The punch line is the absurdity and messed upness of engaging in intense self hatred. And coping it by drawing comics instead of combating it is kinda stupid, but maybe its this guys way of showing himself of absurd and cruel he is to himself.
>>34773025Fits maybe a little weird but youre having fun and not hurting anyone so go for it king/queen! who is the character?
>>34773024>It is very interesting to think about imo.My personal theory is that we are all just spirit, all souls, and that weird psychedelic space is the space in between this realm and what could be called the heavens. And what this reality is, it's a metaphysical mirage. When we die it all fades away and we are thrown into that weird psychedelic space between life and death itself and we either phase into heaven or we don't. (Biblically accurate angels look like entities you'd see on psychedelics)But who knows
>>34773025That's like over an hour of reading for someone who has a decent reading speed, I dunno anon that's pushing it.
>>34773000>How quicklyRight away. Something is off: the smile doesn't reach their eyes, or their voice sounds sooo sweet but their eyes look hard and don't match their tone of voice, or the things they say are super sweet but their tone of voice and delivery is flat... You just know. That said in my experience in 90% of cases you can get them to become actually genuinely friendly just by beaming warmth back. Few people are capable of staying hardened when met with genuine friendliness. A lot of women that act fake nice do so because they have bad experiences with women and would rather be guarded first than find out later they were played for a fool, they will still ease up when you can reassure them.
>>34773032>over an hour of reading
>>34773029>comic confirms itOnly if you think that the goblin isn’t being a smartass
>>34773025Female, yes definitely
>>34772799She is just into incest. Not sure how this would even work.
Mike Amiri, Mike Amiri, Billie Jean, Billie Jean, uhChristian Dior, Dior, I'm up in all the storesWhen it rains, it pours, she like the way I rrr
>>34772799I'm not sharing one guy with nine other women
>>34773036On that topic? Little cringe.
>>34772929to meet someone I can love who feels the same way about me
>>34773030Aventurine from Honkai: Star Rail
I don't understand irrational fear. I hate it. You could say I have a rational hate for irrational fear. Especially if it's fear of deep waters and heights. Pathetic. Honestly.
>>34773025MIt is probably bad, so yes.
>>34773046I can't tell if that's a tomboyish girl or an effeminate man.
>>34773043Any time at all spent on that topic is a little cringe. But I'm wasting time on atoga, so who am I to judge.Spending an hour reading about something that interests or entertains you is practically nothing.
>>34773048>I don't understand irrational fear. I hate it. You could say I have a rational hate for irrational fear. Especially if it's fear of deep waters and heights. Pathetic. Honestly.I'm similar but I am pretty sure it's only because I have personally seen what humans including myself can be capable of so the only thing I fear is myself.
>>34773048>don't understand irrational fearDuh...
>>34773000>How quickly can you usually tell another woman is performing friendliness versus actually being friendly?Almost immediately. I can also tell when it's just a general exchange of pleasantries and when they are actually interesting in what you have to say.>>34773025>Is it weird that I read two 17K word posts analysing how my favourite character would be as an yandere?FNo, people are allowed to have interests. I read a 155k+ word fanfic about two video game characters where they met as children and fell in love.
>>34772866If there's nowhere to sit that doesn't have an empty chair next to it I'm sitting next to a woman. It's the bus. You can't even make eye contact with a man on the bus you never know which one is going to be the schizo who paces the whole time and says insane shit. Okay actually you usually do know but you never know if a seemingly normal looking one is also going to say some out of pocket shit. The guy behind me, in front of me, or across the aisle is already too close to easily ignore why add another one.
>>34773013>Now since you have a partner and I don't, I'm afraid I'm still officialy forced to express my envy and resentment towards you anyway.Yeah that's fine, I think negative feelings are important and underrated, it's a sign that you hunger for life. That hunger will keep you searching, without that you won't get to your goal. So keep going and I wish you the best
>>34772866Someone needs to update me on 4chan slang cuz WTF is a groid?
>>34773048>don't understand irrational fearWow really? You don't think that's why they call it that do you? Crazy.
>>34772855Average
>>34773058They come from a place where the knee grows
>>34773050He's a man
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
>>34773063Did she take you in and give you breakfast?
>>34773063Dif she say where she was from?
Well fuck now I have to listen to that song
[Men]: Do you notice that micro-pause most other men do before they accept help with something physical?[Women]: How often do you adjust your posture or voice pitch slightly when a new person enters the space?
Can I graduate?Can I look at faces that I meetCan I get my punk ass off the streetI've been living on for so longCan I graduateTo the bastard talking down to meYour whipping boy calamityCross your fingersI'm going to knock it all down
If you're gonna be dumb then you've gotta be tough
either genderwhat did u have to eat today
>>34773070MYes, they're calculating if it's better to refuse, to accept it or to blow it off.
I come from the land of upper.
>>34773080Nothing
>>34773080MTwo boiled eggs and a pizza and a chocolate bar.
>>34773080Roasted chicken.
>>34773080M, pizza
Almost 10pm. Time to leave the technology and get ready for bed.
>>34772452I think hell is a place where you're sent on a neverending perfectly crafted goose chase for whatever you most desire. And you'll never get it but it'll seem like it's just around the corner constantly.
why are women like this?
>>34773081>Yes, they're calculating if it's better to refuse, to accept it or to blow it off.Lol correct. For me it is like a mini respect quick-time event. "Will I lose or gain net respect by accepting or declining this gesture of help?"
>>34773080MHot dogs.Steak.A salad. Protein shake.A cookie my niece baked.
>>34773070>How often do you adjust your posture or voice pitch slightly when a new person enters the space?I'm not in many situations where I'm not already in public when a new person comes along so I'm already using my customer service voice. I don't interact a whole lot with people who aren't related to me or that I don't work for.>>34773080F. Nothing yet I've only been up for an hour.
>>34773080M, nothing so far. I packed picrel sardines and rice for lunch, dunno if I'll have that or something from the cafeteria or farmers market
>>34773089This happened to me as a kid in my math class. Started off well because she made me feel wanted and needed, then turned dark as she began threatening me and my family/making me do disgusting shit like kiss her dog.
>>34773080FA bowl of cereal and a bowl of pasta and a few crackers
>>34773093>I'm not in many situations where I'm not already in public when a new person comes along so I'm already using my customer service voiceInteresting. Do all women have this "customer service voice"?
I really don't want to do my 10k today. Should I?
>>34773080Fbread, cheese, peach, watermelon, dolma and a bunch of chocolate
>>34773089https://www.fileabuselawsuit.com/child-sex-abuse-statistics/>Most offenders are male—studies show about 88–90 percent of people who hurt children sexually are men. That said, female offenders do exist but make up a smaller portion (around 10 percent or less).You might want to look at your own sex first.
>>34773070>How often do you adjust your posture or voice pitch slightly when a new person enters the space?I notice that other women do this but idk how to adjust my voice like them and I feel like I always talk in a pretty monotone way
JESUS CHRIST!*Jesus runs in the room* WHAT!?GET THE CAR THIS CHICK JUST OD’D! FUCK MAN! My dad is gonna kill me!
>>34773105>my voice like them and I feel like I always talk in a pretty monotone wayBased femautist
26 looking like ur barely legal. Holy shit grow some tits already stupid ho
>>34773098Most people have one. Hell my autistic brother has a fantastic customer service voice and he can be kind of a dick when it's not on.
>>34773110Dank you ford calling eighty & tee dis is Rajeesh how may I beings of Help tudayLike that sort of voice?
>>34773099You know better than anyone else when you need your rest day.
>>34773109enjoy the gross saggy tits that come with aging, small tits are superior
>>34773102>studies show about 88–90 percent of people who hurt children sexually are menfake studies
>>34773111No like a grocery store manager placating a white Karen voice
>>34773116Prove they're fake then.
>>34773080Beef Tortelloni with Arrabiata
>>34773115Nta, but that's a cope. Big tits can last until her 60s.
imagine fish tank but with moids of atoga
SexWould you rather live in an anarchy or a tyranny?M and I would choose tyranny. A sense of order is better than no order.
>>34773122Don't tap the glass.
>woman has a psychotic break >kills her own children >every single mention of it online is full of women constantly expressing sadness for her, sympathy, hatred toward the men in the story like her husband or the male doctors she metI guess "women would side with a mother that killed her own kids if it meant men were the problem" isn't on the nose or dramatic at all. Huh, thats actually pretty funny
>>34773108I'm sort of self conscious about it because I've literally had people tell me that I talk monotonously lol. Hopefully most people don't think that much about it
>>34773122Is the tank filled with water and we get oxygen tanks?
>>34773126MDepends on how efficient and good life is under the tyranny.
>>34773126FAnarchy. A lawless shithole means I have control over my life. I don't trust anyone who picks Tyranny.>>34773128Lazy bait.
>>34773115NtaMy tits have been saggy since they grew in, never even had a chance.
[Men]: How much of a man’s self-worth do you think is tied to whether he feels he can physically protect or provide in a crisis?[Women]: How strongly does a single comment about your appearance linger compared to other kinds of feedback?
>>34773128
>>34773122Am I allowed to catch and eat the fishes we live with?
I’m stuck in a weirdly-intimate codependent opposite-sex friendship and I don’t know what to do about it because I don’t know how to advance things without potentially nuking the friendship but I also can’t just put myself out on the dating market when I actively have a girl best friend that I kissed once
>>34773126Every system we have grew out of anarchy originally.
>>34773122Are you referring to an actual fishtank or that freemason sam hyde torture show?
>>34773096>>34773101U fat?
>>34773133>A lawless shithole means I have control over my life.Until the nearest asshole who happens to be just a little bit stronger than you decides to take that control away from you.
>>34773139Ask her out and don't delay it. You won't nuke the friendship you're already basically boyfriend and girlfriend just without the label. If you don't initiate it eventually it gets nuked anyway right around the time she gives up waiting
>>34773135MI don't know if it's limited to just the physical. But I think a huge amount of a man's self worth is tied to being useful and capable, and that includes protect or provide.
>>34773133Not bait at all, sadly, you lot really are just disgusting and irredeemable subhuman vermin.
>>34773135MI am a loser who lives with his dad still and has no degree or certifications and works a retail job so basically 100% of my perceived self worth revolves around whether or not I’m able to provide anything, no matter how trivial it may be, for somebody, crisis or otherwise
>>34773142the sam hyde show LOL idk how so many anons replied to me thinking i meant an actual fish tank. kinda funny
>>34773080Cup of cottage cheese, some strawberries, coffee and cream, pills.
>>34773143Underweight
>>34773152I would love to be under your weight.
Shovr tim
>>34773147>>34773149Thanks for the honesty lads. I'm much the same. If I feel like the dullest knife in the toolkit, I effectively feel like I am worthless.
>>34773145So what, that means it's better if that asshole is controlling the government? At least in an anarchy, I could fight back and kill that asshole with little repercussion. Furthermore, people who agree with me wouldn't be suppressed by any governments.>>34773148You know most guys will at least post a screenshot from Twitter when baiting? Christ you're lazy.
>>34773126FEither way I end up under the control of someone bigger and stronger than me. I guess anarchy. At least there's a chance of finding a small pocket where I agree with what the leadership is doing that way. >>34773135FWho said it? Was it positive or negative? Was it about something I'm already insecure about? Something I'm proud of? Something neutral?
>>34773141Anarchy>>>Tranny>>>Republic>>>Anarchy etc. etc. pp.Read Machiavelli
>>34773042Why not?
How is Leto Jared still getting roles in movies?
>>34773156Do 200 push-ups first. Earn your shower.
>>34773135MIt was really important for previous generation's. This current one not so much. Which is certainly causing quite a few issues. Like men just dropping all responsibility and walking away. Cause why would I try if society and the people around me dont value my provider status.
>>34773165As much of a goober as his whole lifestyle makes him seem, I will say it's impressive that he actually walks the walk and does the obscene things he prescribes his fans do.
>>34773163Because I want a guy to myself. Also I don't want STDs
>>34773146I’m not really sure how, I’d rather not do it over text because for one thing it’s cowardly and secondly she’s a bit of a selective listener when it comes to texting, and she’s been really burned out from work lately and hasn’t been wanting to do stuff (with anyone, not just me) because of it. So maybe I’m just fucked
>>34773146>didn' even have sex>you're already basically boyfriend and girlfriend just without the labelDo you just perpetually live in high school?
Ughhhhh me wanty sexy swxyyy with sexy woman ughhhhhhhh
>>34773150They're just retards. I know what you meant. I don't watch fishtank. It's painful to watch. I don't want to look at those freaks.
>>34773176NTA but it sorta lost its sauce after season one
>>34773175delicate foid fingers typed this post
What the? I just googled and women ovulate once every month? Does that mean they are super horny all the time when they are not cramping?
Going to the gym to punish my body for letting her go
>>34773159>better if that asshole is controlling the governmentOne asshole responsible for keeping all the other assholes on a leash still seems better than every asshole running around unfettered.>I could fight back and kill that assholeMore likely he'd murder, rape or rob you instead.>with little repercussionIf you think getting murdered, raped or robbed is "little repercussion".
Wrestlers and martial artists, do you get uncomfortable getting close to your opponent? Can you smell their BO? Can they smell your BO?
Women, you go on a first date with a virgin guy. How do you turn him down?
>>34773181What did you think they did insteadDid you think they only got one period a year or somethingAlso no. The horny lasts for like 2 days.
>>34773162>TrannyYou have been on 4chan too long.
>>34773174>Do you just perpetually live in high school?Not everyone needs to have sex to acknowledge a relationship has begun. Sex is not a requirement for this, if it were it means ever prostitute a man has fucked is his girlfriend.
>>34773135MI have very low self worth, but if there's anything I pride myself in, it's how clearly I think and how efficiently I work in high pressure situations. This year has fucking sucked, but the few times I've been in immediate "peril" (for lack of a better word) I've made it out as well as I think I possibly could have thanks to quick thinking under pressure.
>>34773184It's uncomfortable, but the stench of hot sweat usually drowns any kind of body odor. I get specially uncomfortable with the girls. Partialyl because most are small and I don't want to turn and send them flying, but grabbing them and holding them that close feels a bit akward.
>>34773181It means that they get really horny once a month, the rest of the month is kind of whatever
>>34773187nta but I always hoped women were like chickens where rather then shedding the lining they reabsorb it. Which means no bleeding each month for them
Women, is it normal for pussy to smell and taste like dead rats even after a shower?
>>34773189Lel
>>34773185Why would I? Male virgins aren't easy to find.
>>34773183>One asshole responsible for keeping all the other assholes on a leash still seems better than every asshole running around unfettered.Why? What if in the former situation, the asshole who's responsible for keeping other "assholes" on a leash arbitrarily decides you're an asshole? How do you know you wouldn't end up in something akin to a Chinese execution van?>More likely he'd murder, rape or rob you instead.Possibly, but at least I'd get to fight back and not be executed for criticizing/disagreeing with him, which is what happens in tyrannys.>If you think getting murdered, raped or robbed is "little repercussion".Do you seriously believe that tyrannical governments don't also murder, rape, and rob their citizens?
>>34773185Wouldn't have made it that far. I would have cancelled when I realized he was trying to take me on an actual date.I can't tell him why though that's just going to lead to a conversation where he gets defensive and upset and calls me a whore. "Sweetie you don't take someone like me out to dinner you invite me over to have sex and then we go get fast food you're trying too hard and I'm going to hurt you if I let this continue." He'd punch me.
>>34773173>I’m not really sure how, I’d rather not do it over text because for one thing it’s cowardly and secondly she’s a bit of a selective listener when it comes to texting, and she’s been really burned out from work lately and hasn’t been wanting to do stuff (with anyone, not just me) because of it. So maybe I’m just fuckedDo it in person then. Besides, there is no right or wrong time to ask someone out besides extreme obvious cases (just after a family death etc). If she's been burned out maybe consider that asking her out would animate her and give her a sense of energy. Codependent and intimate and had kissed already? That doesn't just happen for nothing. It means you feel for her, she feels for you, all that's left is sealing the deal.
>>34773172Just date women then
>>34773198being a male virgin means nothing because they still defile themselves with porn and other gross shit
>>34773198Hi
>>34773200what
>>34773196Got an old tampon up there or something? That's the only thing I can think of that smells like a dead animal.
>>34773200Why not just.. let him take you on the date? You dont NEED to be banged and then taken for fast food if you don't want, you know.
I think a hot girl checked me out today but there was nothing I could have said to her on the street
>>34773204I'm not a lesbian
>>34773205>NOOOOOO IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING SEX YOU CAN'T WATCH PORN OR MASTURBATE OR HAVE ANY SEXUAL THOUGHTS THAT'S GROSS
>>34773205true, that is so pornbrained bestie
>>34773161>Who said it? Was it positive or negative? Was it about something I'm already insecure about? Something I'm proud of? Something neutral?So it would appear the single comments do linger then, if those questions immediately launch in your head?Let's go with 'negative'. How long does a negative comment about her looks linger in a woman's mind Vs. a negative comment about something she had said or done incorrectly at work etc?
>>34773080After my workout this morning, I had a protein shake.For breakfast, I had scrambled eggs with chorizo, black beans, and serranos.For lunch, I had a salmon poke bowl.For a snack, I had vanilla ice cream with olive oil and salt (you should try it)And for dinner, I am making pasta primavera with Cajun chicken.>>34773116>fake studiesYou're right, the real number is much higher.>>34773126>Would you rather live in an anarchy or a tyranny?What type of tyranny? Dictatorship? Draconian? Oligarchy? Communist?In some instances, complete anarchy would be better.>>34773135>How strongly does a single comment about your appearance linger compared to other kinds of feedback?Positive? For a little while.Negative? Not long at first but goes into a collective of insults and self-hatred that will come back when I'm at a low point.>>34773164He's actually a good actor who just picks roles he's not cut out for.>>34773184>do you get uncomfortable getting close to your opponent?Only when I'm worried they have staph.
>>34773178I didn't see much of it, but the characters did seem fun in the first episode. The female ones were a slut and an anime autist.
>>34773218>scrambled eggs with chorizo, black beans, and serranosImagine the smell of those braps
How do you feel abput the new generation of conserving podcasters?
>>34773218I liked him in fight club. He is a good actor but he is a rapist and mentally unstable yet they keep hiring him.
>>34773210Because the inevitable end to this is him getting his feelings hurt there's no point. >>34773217It could not matter at all, it could bother me for weeks, depends on who said it, and why. >Vs. a negative comment about something she had said or done incorrectly at work etcAgain this depends on how much I value the opinion of the person who said it.
So what you're telling me I can approach any woman I see and ask her out? You're telling me she won't curb stomp me? Or blow my head up with her mind?
>>34773230>Again this depends on how much I value the opinion of the person who said it.Gotcha. And that's a very level-headed perspective, nice
>>34773199>but at least I'd get to fight back and not be executed for criticizing/disagreeing with himYou'd get to fight back and get raped and murdered instead.>Do you seriously believe that tyrannical governments don't also murder, rape, and rob their citizens?I seriously believe the probability of getting fucked by a rando is greater in an anarchy than getting fucked by the state in a tyranny.
>>34773196>Women, is it normal for pussy to smell and taste like dead rats even after a shower?Std or b.v. Go get your throat checked by a doctor if you recently gave oral to her and tell her to go see a doctor immediately.
>>34773231>Or blow my head up with her mind?I'm going to try but I haven't been successful yet so you're probably fine.
>>34773231Foids routinely deploy their telekinetic powers to mind-crush men that approach them. Don't listen to the foids here, they're just trying to get you squished.
>>34773234Men would you stay with a woman if she gave you a throat infection via her rancid pussy?
Wow… just like in F.E.A.R.
>>34773231No, but she can judge you and look at you with crushing desdain, ashaming you for existing, so that's worse.
The Holy Bible was not as impactful to society as this simple chart
>>34773231No clearly not, if you even so much as approach a woman with out explicit unambiguous consent. She has the legal rights to castrate you and keep you as a pet. Not worth it imo so I stick with my watermelon. That thing never talks back.
>>34773233>You'd get to fight back and get raped and murdered instead.My point is that I have a higher chance of escaping compared to a Tyranny.>I seriously believe the probability of getting fucked by a rando is greater in an anarchy than getting fucked by the state in a tyranny.Funny how you conveniently ignored my question of "How do you know that in a tyranny you wouldn't be singled out for punishment?". Because if my research into societies like the USSR have shown me anything, it's that you can get fucked over even if you follow the rules like a good boy.
>>34773240Nobody preaches about vanity anymore and that's a big problem.
Both gendersFavorite finger and why.
>>34773231She'll just feel uncomfortable and creeped out. Which for me personally is enough of a reason to not cold approach random women.
Do you guys know where I can find an English translation of "Die Botschaft Gottes", the Nazi version of the Bible?
Alright let's increase the difficulty of these questions.. only the most brutally honest may answer.[Men]: How often do men maintain a polite or caring façade while already having checked out emotionally in a relationship?[Women]: How often do women stay in a relationship mainly because the security and provision benefits still outweigh the lack of attraction?
>>34773244MMiddle because I live in Boston and drive a lot
>>34773237Im sorry I dont understand why would my mouth ever be near her pussy. Im not a gynecologist
>>34773244FThe middle finger. Do I need to explain why?
>>34773251You vill east ze pussy and you vill be happy.
>>34773244MRing>ReasonA man can hope for one day, can't he?
>>34773244Shut up
>>34773247MProbably a fair amount if you include men who were never emotionally involved at all (a la situationships that seem to be so common nowadays). Personally never, although it might take me some time to realize I'm losing interest before I try to fix it.
>>34773247MIf I had a relationship, I don't think I'd do that. Those kinds of games tire me. I'd rather break things off and not have to worry.
Shocker. Anon gets it right.
>>34773247I think traddie women are more likely to mooch and stick around through abuse because that's what they believe.
>>34773244M Index finger. For picking my nose.
Femanons, have you ever been bullied or mistreated by a gigastacy? Or is it true that even pretty, popular women are still very nice to less pretty/ugly girls?
Chat, should I rewatch Shawsank reemeptpion again or are there any must-watch movies that came out recently?
>>34773250Femanons are some of the only good ones
>>34773200>I met one guy who was like this so all of them are tee hee Holy projection BatmanAlso, intelligent women liek the one I lost my virginity to will just fire off a few of those small "subtle" test to check whether you're a crazy guy who spergs out and gets creepy once he tasted her pussy. You shoudl try it some times.
>>34773263not a femanon but I'm pretty sure that's how females bully other females. By being very "nice".
>>34773263I was bullied by boys growing up and feel like I was gaslighted by the "teen girls are way worse than teen boys" narrative that society dumps on people.
>>34773264You could rewatch “the Evil dead” 1 and 2
>>34773247>How often do women stay in a relationship mainly because the security and provision benefits still outweigh the lack of attraction?I've never done this because...what benefits? Splitting the rent?But I watched my mother do it for years. And started to resent and kind of hate her for choosing the loser over peace in the household even when he stopped contributing and became a piece of furniture. No excuse left but you still let this asshole hang out here? Fucking pathetic. She finally got rid of him a few years ago thank God.
>>34773270Chad not asking you out is not bullying.
I would be such a good bf. I would take her out, buy her tampons when she needs them and make her laugh.
>>34773253I thought eating pussy was a myth made up by Feminists to turn the children gay.
>>34773270This, I only bullied girls growing up.
>>34773273Nice fanfiction, but I went through legitimate bullying and unlike incels understand that not being asked out isn't the worst thing to happen in the world.
>>34773273femanon got told "girls go to jupiter to get more stupider" by a boy in 3rd grade and she never recovered
>>34773267My body count is almost 20I need to leave virgin men aloneMe hitting on a virgin guy feels like a 26 year old man hitting on a high schooler
>>34773277what'd they do to u femanon?
>>34773272My mom got herself impregnated by a manlet while on vacation. According to incels atht mkes him "Chad", in reality my dad is such a tremendous faggot that I barely even met him even 20 years later because he was crapping his pants about his actual wive ever findin out. Well, she did find out and didn't give a fuck because its like 30 years ago. Too late!
>>34773242>My point is that I have a higher chance of escaping compared to a Tyranny.My point is that you don't.>Funny how you conveniently ignored my question of "How do you know that in a tyranny you wouldn't be singled out for punishment?".I thought what I did say would implicitly cover that. It's all just bad luck and probability. Why do you expect to have any kind of guarantees? Why do you think I expect to have guarantees?>Because if my research into societies like the USSR have shown me anything, it's that you can get fucked over even if you follow the rules like a good boy.You can get fucked over in any democracy or any other system of government. Any government that's not functionally identical to anarchy reduces that risk for it's citizens at least somewhat on average.
>>34773274For all of about 6 months. Then you'd slowly start reverting back to your old selfish self. The truth is that shit doesn't make a good bf.
>>34773279Its fine if its not your thing, but stop infantilizing me. Though I have to thank you for making me realize a few threads ago that all chicks who do this are projecting hard, and it has factually nothing to do with me.
>>34773263At worst I was ignored by popular girls. Most people seemed to like me I could have a pleasant conversation with just about everyone there was only 1 girl that was a problem and she didn't like fucking anybody. The boys would come up to me at my locker to make fun of me and steal and hide my shit.
>>347732876months sounds good. I would give her a very good 6months. I am not selfish anyway.
>>34773287True. A good bf does none of that while being attractive enough for it not to matter.
>>34773281Threw rocks at me, yelled taunting insults at me, spread false rumors about me, and so on. Hell one of them lived near my neighborhood and managed to get one of his older siblings to drive near me and honk his car horn really loudly to scare me.
>>34773279Are they really that out of their depth that you feel like a predator when you interact with a virgin romantically?Cause that is wild to read.
>>34773272>I've never done this because...what benefits? Splitting the rent?Splitting rent, having someone to do chores, take care of whatever problems need taken care of. Would a woman hold onto that even if she lost attraction to him?
>>34773293... That's it?
Must be horrible being ugly:( Thankfully uglies did not bother me through out school. I made them invisible.
>>34773291That isn't what I mean. A good bf is built on a set of values and beliefs. Not actions, those are a second order effect of being a strong principled man.
>>34773244ehrmantraut
>>34773264Obsession is okay
>>34773297Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't romantically rejected by anyone, so obviously it wasn't that bad. My apologies.
>>34773290>I am not selfish anywayThen you'll burn out cause you aren't prioritizing your needs. What I mean is you need to have balance between the two. Not 100% selfish but not 0 either.
[In a middle school hallway]Hey Femanon, looking real UGLY today...>slams Femanon's locker closedI'm here to STEAL something from you...>rips a piece of paper out of Femanon's notebookHey, it's your Neopets login. Cya, DORK, I'm gonna go delete your account!
I am going to make you lick my boot you fucking cunt
Femanons, how often would you like to be eaten out?
>>34773302ntayou sound like a pussy, no wonder you got bulliedseems you learned nothing from it though, sadly
>>34773293Nta but that sucks. I remember picking on a girl as a young boy in school. Never threw rocks at her just annoyed her or ran away with her backpack so she would chase me around. Made fun of her jacket or something like that. Never really hit me until years later after gaining some self awareness that I had a big fat crush in her big time. I was trying to get her attention in a warped way. (Was only like 11 year old back then)
>>34773288>stop infantilizing meLiterally impossible for me not to. You're in novice territory and I may not quite be an expert but we shouldn't be working on the same projects.
>>34772446Men who hate women should be skinned alive
>>34773307Nah I did learn something. That men are terrible. Thanks for being a good example of that.
>>34773225>Imagine the smell of those brapsThey could peel the clear coat off of factory paint jobs. >>34773228>he is a rapist and mentally unstable yet they keep hiring him.If you hadn't named him, this could apply to dozens of people in Hollywood.>>34773247>How often do women stay in a relationship mainly because the security and provision benefits still outweigh the lack of attraction?I would say it's somewhat common, especially the longer a woman is invested in a relationship. But also, and especially in regards to your question for men, women tend to wait until they're fully checked out of a relationship before initiating a breakup. Men are more likely to stay for the comfort and normalcy, even when they fall out of love.>>34773263>have you ever been bullied or mistreated by a gigastacy?Yes, and it's less Regina George and more like Chris Hargensen. Girls can be exceptionally cruel, I guess because there's less threat of physical violence and retaliation.
>>34773311more whiny pussy cryingdoes it ever get old, being such a melodramatic baby?
>>34773294Honestly yeahIt makes me feel like a bad person >>34773295Maybe the rent splitting if she'd have to move back in with her parents otherwise but absolutely no one is keeping a guy around because of chores lol.
>>34773313Yes I'm aware that men are justified in any and all behavior against women because they got romantically rejected once and their mom served them vegetables for dinner instead of chicken tendies.>>34773314Sorry your mom didn't let you eat candy for dinner as a kid. That must've sucked.
>>34773304Surprisingly they never called me ugly. I was targeted for being weird as fuck I imagine if I had actually gone to any parties I would have lost my virginity earlier.
Why is one sock always attempting to escape the tyranny of the laundry hamper?
>>34773319When did you lose it?
>>34773317>projectingnah my life is fine and my mom rocks lol keep coping, nobody liking you doesnt mean they didnt like anyone else.
>>34773310If a guy can't get laid, he's allowed to hate women, be a pathetic simp cukold or be a both sides centrist. Incels are the most oppressed race of our time. I feel bad for them.
>>34773315>but absolutely no one is keeping a guy around because of chores lol.Really? Oh thank God. Now I know there is no consequence for not doing them. I am going to cease all chores around the house now. Phew.
Such a strange feeling when someone remembers anything I say, it doesnt feel right
>>34773309>>34773315>It makes me feel like a bad person Yeah thats what I mean. Stop blaming whatever problem you have on me and men in my situation. Its yours. Not mine. Its on you if you choose total retards, regardless of their viginity status. I bet the totally super Chad "experienced" guys you banged weren't all that either, huh?
>>34773315>It makes me feel like a bad person Have you ever sat down and really though about why that is?or have you just accepted it as part of who you are and moved on with your life.
>>34773327i'll now remember u saying this
>>34773321>Try "beating boys to a pulp at least once every week"I see, you got isekaied from a fantasy land where women are the violent sex and not men. I guess there's no point in talking to you further.
>>34773320Tranny*
>>34773312>Men are more likely to stay for the comfort and normalcy, even when they fall out of love.Are you male or female? Because your observation about the men is accurate.
Hey Femanon, I'm sorry that mean guy was bullying you, so I bought you this Spongebob popsicle with my lunch money!*trips and falls and faceplants into the popsicle*
>>34773322About a year after I graduated.>>34773326Oh but they'll get rid of him for not doing any no problem. Don't slack. A woman isn't going to keep a guy she doesn't like around just because he mows the lawn. But she also will start to dislike you if you stop doing it.
Women , lets set this straight.Is "dating" really just a humiliation ritual you make low value guys go through, or is it mandatory for every guy you meet?
>>34773339>A woman isn't going to keep a guy she doesn't like around just because he mows the lawn. But she also will start to dislike you if you stop doing it.So damned if you do, damned if you don't. That tracks alright. Lol.. women.
>>34773201Well the kiss was a few months ago now and she has sorta been seeming less interested in me romantically but still is weirdly emotionally close with me and hugs me in what I perceive to be a romantic way and not just a friendly way so I don’t really know what’s going on anymore, I guess you’re right there is no right time or right way to do it, it’s just like I said it’s been hard to get her to hang out in person because work has been sucking ass for her lately and she just wants to go home and sleep
>>34773317Yeah, you deserved to get bullied.
>>34773337Oh you mean that one statistic from that one study that asked about all prior relationships and when lesbians were talking about abuse, they were still talking about being abused by men? That study? Also if lesbians are supposedly beating up women all the time, that means they're not doing shit to men Sherlock.
>>34773332Women can be violent too, its not some binary.
>>34773336nta but yeah I'm seconding this. I did this in my first serious relationship. Forced the girl to break up with me. Made me feel terrible when I realized I had fallen out of love a long time ago and I should've handled it.
Women would you, or do you ever dress like this?
>>34773328You realize this little tantrum you're throwing is proving my point right?>>34773329I don't spend a whole lot of time thinking about it. I do think about that one guy I took the virginity of that I forgot to kiss at all while it was happening sometimes. Feels bad.
>>34773344Be straight and blunt, call or text and tell her you have something you want to talk to her about, arrange the meet up and lay it out. Even if there's the chance its not the result you want, at least you will know where things stand. Situationships are weird shit man, best to iron them out one way or the other
>>34773338>with my lunch moneyYou mean her lunch money. Are you a bully or not?
>>34773323>>34773345When the average man behaves like this, why shouldn't I be a misandrist?
Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?
>>34773325>t
>>34773354Do you enjoy getting called a slut? No? So why do you think belittling others is cool?
>>34773345Knock it off anon no one deserves to get bullied.
>>3477335940 degree heat
>>34773354you are painting such an absolutely grim and bleak existence, genuinelybest of luck friend
>>34773348Yes they can but men on a whole are overwhelming more violent than women. So which cope are you gonna pull out? The racial cope or "muh abortion"?>>34773353That's not a headcannon. Retarded men like you have deliberately misread that study for your own headcannon. But hey, you need to cope, I get it.
>>34773360Yes. Problem?The state is there to provode me with support for my community.
>>34773359Nothing. I own that jacket and am probably going to put it on later in honor of Kavinsky. The most beautiful woman I know thinks it’s ugly and hates it though so I don’t really wear it around her unless I’m trying to rage bait her because I get off on the homicidal look in her eyes
>>34773358You're the one who started projecting with your chicken tendies story. You wouldn't survive a day as a man.
>>34773358I don't care if women hate men, in fact it makes them more attractive if they do.
>>34773361I don't see how it's belittling to believe I have a responsibility to not fuck around with the feelings of vulnerable and inexperienced(relative to myself) people.
>>34773358>When the average man behaves like this, why shouldn't I be a misandrist?Nta but you need to understand that they are telling you this because they perceive you to be the bully in this current exchange because of how you word things. You are saying all men are this and that and are flaunting misandry which means hatred for men. Etc.
>>34773336>Are you male or female? Because your observation about the men is accurate.Female. Most of my friends in life have been men, so I think I have a good understanding of them.>>34773342>Is "dating" really just a humiliation ritual you make low value guys go through, or is it mandatory for every guy you meet?It's not seen as a humiliation ritual, but it's partially meant to show that someone is truly invested in you. I don't do hookups, but I imagine it has to be crushing to sleep with someone you can see a future with just for them to tell you they were just looking for fun.>>34773351>Women would you, or do you ever dress like this?No, boob windows are dumb. Especially if you aren't blessed in the chest.
>>34773370I would be okay with government mandated gfs if we first had government mandated healthy lifestyles and hygiene for people (mostly moids, but everybody). I think if that happened a lot of the incel problem would just resolve itself without needing to mandate gfs.
>>34773359I'm more of a coat guy. Unfortunately wearing movie costumes is cringe as fuck, so I have to wait another 20-30 years until everyone has forgotten it.
>>34773369You can hate men, but I can't be racist? How tf is that fair?
>>34773373Tell me an average day in your life and how much you suffer from it then.>>34773377Men perceive women to be bullies even when they're being polite for just disagreeing with them and think that inconvenient facts are "flaunting misandry", so forgive me if I don't really give a shit on how they perceive me.
>>34773379Boob windows are great, and anyone can have enough cleavage for them when paired with the right bra.
>>34773376Because it implies they are incapable of dealing with their own emotions.
>>34773381That's unrealistically optimistic. Spaces for people to meet each other don't really exist anymore.
>>34773381I knew several guys that were smelly and still had bitches around them because they were tall. You are talking shit and you're probably a rape victim lol
>>34773383Racial cope it is then.
>>34773354>forgot to kiss at allI mean if you want to make up for it I'm right here.
>>34773263No. Regardless of if they were trailer trash or preppy, they all bullied me for being autistic.
>>34773379>but it's partially meant to show that someone is truly invested in you.I get that, but a whole lot of dudes will just lie their asses off. I don't do that, but I'm just not ready to settle down now and won't pretend otherwise just to have a good time with a woman.
>>34773387You are not as capable as someone who's got a couple breakups under their belt. That's just a fact. You don't seem super great at dealing with your own emotions from my perspective in this conversation I really don't think I'm saying anything that isn't true. You got big mad right away and won't chill out. Exactly the thing I'm trying to avoid with the inexperienced guys.
>>34773384>Men perceive women to be bullies even when they're being polite for just disagreeing with them and think that inconvenient facts are "flaunting misandry", so forgive me if I don't really give a shit on how they perceive meYeah I'll forgive you for it>T. ManNot all of us are out to get you. All the same, some men got dealt with real cruel women in their past too you know? Cruel mom, psychotic ex etc.. bad faith acting only happens when someone had experienced a bad faith actor and all that.
>>34773392Okay but why CAN'T I be racist? Is there an actual reason?
>>34773391I was smelly as fuck at a festival during a heat wave a few weeks back and had chicks grind ther asses on my dick.Up your Pheromone game bro
>>34773394If you hate women this much why are you on a website where you'll encounter them? fuck off back to your incel group chat
>>34773359I like wearing black jackets
>>34773395I got him the next year at the Halloween party but I puked during doggy bc I was so drunk I think I just have to accept the L on this one.
>>34773400I don't give a shit if you're racist, but being white isn't gonna make me trust you over any other man and doesn't change the fact that men are more violent than women on average.
>>34773331No you wont and thats ok
>>34773398>That's just a fact. True enough. Still doesn't mean that you can't deal withit yourself. Especially if you remain realistic and don't let said emotions get the better of you. Like believing that some chick you're having fast food with is now the love of your life. >You got big mad right away and won't chill out. You got me there, but people treating me like an idiot is something that drives me up the wall. And also in part because frankly, you're kinda full of shit. I've had sex with one woman, and while I was kinda sad for a bit it wasn't a big deal. It was just a short fling and I never expected anything more, going crazy about that is not warranted no matter what.
>>34773399>All the same, some men got dealt with real cruel women in their past too you know? Cruel mom, psychotic ex etc.. bad faith acting only happens when someone had experienced a bad faith actor and all that.There was a time when I thought this, but it really seems like most men who hate women just hate them because they struggle to get laid, and I think men with genuine trauma from women are much less common than MRA groups like to make it seem.
>>34773408> I think I just have to accept the L on this oneYou need to have some more self respect than that. Here how about we meet up at the club later and we can reassess this over a few shots.
>>34773409do you trust ANY moid?
How is anorexia even real lmao. Like nigga just eat. Just put food in your mouth nigga
>>34773414But you're expecting me to know the difference between a guy who can handle it and one who can't with 100% accuracy? It's just not realistic. The most realistic way for me to deal with it is to avoid virgins entirely.I get that that puts virgin guys at a disadvantage but that is not my responsibility to fix. At all.
>>34773419No!
>>34773415>There was a time when I thought this, but it really seems like most men who hate women just hate them because they struggle to get laidIt's because for men, we typically get out masculinity or self worth torn to shreds in early teens if we failed to get laid. Either by male bullies who point out the so called social failure of being unfuckable, or it could be a female bully who spreads gossip about the virginity stigma to get others to join in on the ridicule. Some girls can be more direct and target it like a verbal kick to the balls if she feels annoyed or angry at a guy.It's usually just something that happens in high school era for a lot of different guys, but it sticks. Because as men we tend to hang our self worth on our capabilities. If we feel incapable of reaching a social mile stone, like sex, self hatred or anger can manifest and spill out. Some men get angry at the symbol of their desire, women, they represent the connection they never could get which they were cruelly bullied for failing.Make sense?
>>34773182The fumbler
>>34773422thank god dudes like this exist bro they make me look like an angel by comparisoni'd be gettin zero play if it wasnt for you thank you
>>34773420>But you're expecting me to know the difference between a guy who can handle it and one who can't with 100% accuracy?No, but thats what I was getting at. Thats a (you) problem, not one that all inexperienced guys have. As I've said, I met (a) woman who definitely could do that and I suspect shes not the only one. Its what some people call "shittest", to suss out guys character. As I've said, fair enough if you personally don't do virgins anymore as a result, but that can't be generalized on other women like your experiences cannot be generalized on all male virgins.
>>34773419I yelled at my practice gf for not finishing her food at restaurants. She also needed some therapist to help her eat more. She was a complete joke and I had to dump her because she kept pissing me off too much.
>>34773359That jacket is ugly, but I guess I could applique a scorpion on the back of an old shirt or something. Not that colorway though.
>>34773429>practice gfbruhWas it worth it?
Women, do you think men have feelings?
>>34773382>have to wait another 20-30 years until everyone has forgotten it.That's even more cringe.
Ugly girls of /atoga/, have you ever looked for dating advice online? Do women have their own "how to get dick" circles of the internet? Is the advice good?
>>34773391>>34773401Women will 100% ignore that for guys they are into. Sure they will probably later bitch to their GFs about it but bottom line they will deal with it.
>>34773428You're arguing semantics right now. You're exactly the kind of guy I'm trying to avoid and you're not even a virgin so you're WORSE than the guys I was complaining about just give it up. If anything you're reinforcing my beliefs that none of them can be trusted to be chill.
>>34773434I think >he's like the only one with feelings.
>>34772446Do other women get weird sensation like they want to get fucked in their pussy?
>>34773440you wont do shit pussy hahahaha keep fuming on 4chan
>>34773422>>34773426Incels could make a killing by offering hourly services in making other guys look good. Bonus points if they are pocket sized manlets that you can just put on the bar counter to publically seethe when ordered. Or get a whole incel crew that systematically drives foids onto your dick like sheepdogs. Once they arrive they are down for anything just to be in the presence of anormal dude.
>>34773426True bro, the amount of women I met that immediately loosen up when they realize I'm not an incel is insane. After that its like their panties just drop.
State genderRevenge, good or bad? Why or why not?
>>34773437Pheromone game nigga. Its real. Humans can literally smell who is compatible. So while being astinky fuck is kind of badly looked on in society, it wil actually make women who like your musk come towards you. Provided your smell is limited to not oo old sweat and not genuine hobo ass or anything.
>>34773446lil bro is steaming bc he thinks everyone is like him. A little virgin manlet.
>>34773446>le every single person to ever use 4chan is a basement dweller that cant talk to womenthis place has been normalfag central since 2016, retard
>>34773447MAn eye for an eye makes the world blind.
>>34773444>Incels could make a killing by offering hourly services in making other guys look goodNta but the opposite is true IRL. There are 'Chads' (big muscly intimidating guys) who offer this exact service. You pay them money to show up when you are taking a girl out on a date, and he pretends to be a mugger or attacker and the gig is you get to beat him up, he throws the fight to make the man look like a warrior to impress the girl. It pays top dollar.
>>34773447FDepends on the circumstance, If it's justified and you're not in risk of starting a "cycle of revenge" scenario, then go for it.
Women would it upset you if a guy you were dating ended things and said it was because he didn't think you understood introverts like him well enough?
>>34773438I'm not arguing that you should fuck me though
>>34773447MEh... revenge is normally best left for the Lord. However, sometimes you just gotta help some people meet God.
>>34773447FBad. I'm in favor of being petty but using that energy to be better than them not to make them worse.
>Kill yourselves.
Sniffing femanon's stinky body after she exercises during our cuddle.
>>34773459You are arguing that I should fuck men like you though.And I just don't want to. If you get that butthurt that fast leave me alone regardless of body count.
Femanons, start talking about your bfs and having sex, maybe the incel will have a stroke or something.
>>34773447>Revenge, good or bad? Why or why not?MaleIt's bad. Because it is the spirit of justice only it has been corrupted by hatred. Seeking vengeance accomplishes nothing. If you ask anyone who actually sought it out and achieved it, you will hear the same thing over and over. When you get revenge you just feel>Empty
>>34773434>Women, do you think men have feelings?Yes, but men usually aren't emotionally intelligent enough to process them, which is why they usually manifest in the same ways. I think something early education should focus on is helping boys identify their feelings, their causes, and healthy ways to deal with them.>>34773441>Do other women get weird sensation like they want to get fucked in their pussy?Do other women get horny? Yes.>>34773447>Revenge, good or bad? Why or why not?FIt really depends on what the revenge is for and if it's an appropriate response. You shouldn't murder someone's parents and make him cannibalize them just because he sold you pubes for $20.>>34773458>Women would it upset you if a guy you were dating ended things and said it was because he didn't think you understood introverts like him well enough?Yes, especially because I'm very introverted myself.>>34773467>Sniffing femanon's stinky body after she exercises during our cuddle.I shower after exercising, and I always smell great.
>>34773470Literally every weekend the first thing in the morning posted on atoga is how femanons were taking chad dick all night.
>>34773462How has trying to get revenge ever paid off for you? Feels like most of the time what ends up happening is I spend a lot more of my own time and energy thinking about this person I don't like than they ever thought about me. It feels like losing.
>>34773472>Yes, but men usually aren't emotionally intelligent enough to process themThe big spoiler is we are. Women often think we lack in emotional intuition, it's not that. It's that we deliberately hide it, each and every single day.
>>34773473that's literally the same guy posting it every single week tho
>>34773478>It's that we deliberately hide itnta but I think you are giving other dudes a bit more credit then they deserve. Most dudes didn't have a male role model that taught them how to deal with their emotions. So they go apeshit over mild issues. You know who I'm talking about.
>>34773447MBad. Doing bad things to people who did a bad thing to you is still bad, and people should endeavor to be good.
>>34773456Thats some real simp shit, ngl. Its apples to oranges too: The Incel lowers every womans stanards within his area of effect.This means you have agreater election for women who ill go out / hook up with you, and also benefits every bro present as well. You could even have everyone pitch in and hire a team to increase the effect and help everyone get laid. Its a communal thing, not something that just benfits you.Its more like a placeable that increases your drop rate when you farm foids than being targeted at any specific woman..
>>34773479Yeah you sound very mentally healthy and well adjusted we should definitely listen to you
>>34773481Oh I thought there was a group of incels doing that. With a little telegram group where they decide who posts about foids taking chad dick and who posts about bbc and bnwo.
>>34773482>Most dudes didn't have a male role model that taught them how to deal with their emotions. So they go apeshit over mild issues. You know who I'm talking about.I didn't have one either. In fact my male role model taught me nothing but pain and violence. Even when I was at my own worst as a rogue teen, I can promise you, I always could emotionally read others and process my own emotions and I was strong at understanding emotional-social relational ties. Always could connect the dots, always could understand what reciprocation was and what was expected. I just preferred to remain under a stone rock inside. You'd be surprised dude
>>34773468Ok then stop seething at men regardless of their (lack of) a body count. Keep it to yourself.
>woman gets complimented by several men online/in person often >other women become poisonous and begin saying she isn't even pretty and how men are blindwhy
>>34773433Temporarily, yes, because I was lonely, but then she just made me more miserable and angry than when I was single, because she was ugly and annoying. It was embarrassing to be in public with her.
How do I balance wanting to be a good son/have a relationship with my family and getting angry whenever I hear them speak?
M,FDo you date if you know you might be moving around?
>>34773491I have the same and I was raised by (abusive) women. I think its being from that kind of family that teaches you emotional hyperawareness, always gotta be ready to dodge the next chimpout and try to defuse the bomb before it goes up.
>>34773501MMaybe, but I'd be sure to tell the other person so she decides.
>>34773495Did you learn anything from it?
Happiness isnt real :(
>>34773493Do you not see a difference between seething and avoiding something because you're annoyed and tired of dealing with it? I don't seethe at dry clean only clothing I just don't buy it and consider it a bad investment for me personally.
>>34773507Happiness is imagining you are hanging out with fun catgirls.
>>34773435Would it be not cringe if I got and wore it? I really like it actually. And things do clatter my chair regularly
>>34773491>process my own emotionsI mean you could. I just know too many dudes in the hood that would grab a gun and kill someone if they got their ass kicked in front of some people. I don't think that's processing your emotions, and I don't know if you been in the inner city recently. That shits got worse since I was a kid not better.
>>34773512Cat girls :3 Would be fun to smoke with them
>>34773506Yeah, just hire a hot hooker because she won't beg you to see her again.
>>34773501MNo, I want something close and intimate. So i'd wait until I'm settled before doing anything. Unless its a Hallmark movie then all bets are off.
>>34773502For me it was abusive men, brothers and a dad. Same process though, cloaking your own heart or pretending to be dumb on purpose to drift by other people's radar. I did that a lot. For me it's because I had understood that to show any signs of life counted as weakness, and I learned when others see that, they can and will stick a knife into it and twist it. The biggest reason though, was that for every time I got convinced by someone (usually a girl) to show them who I really was emotionally, they were typically disgusted. That or they just looked at me like some leper when I would explain to them the things I'd experienced. So you think to yourself "why bother?"
>>34773501FI don't think I would. If I did it would be hookups but then I'd be worried about accidentally finding someone I really like and having to break it off which would sour my positive feelings about the move.
>>34773520But I like women
>>34773472>Yes, but men usually aren't emotionally intelligent enough to process them, which is why they usually manifest in the same ways.I handle my emotions significantly better than my mother does.
>>34773518I like these degenerate ones a lot.
>>34773517>I mean you could. I just know too many dudes in the hood that would grab a gun and kill someone if they got their ass kicked in front of some people. I don't think that's processing your emotions, and I don't know if you been in the inner city recently. That shits got worse since I was a kid not better.I grew up in a pretty violent side of a bad city, yeah. I used to run with guys like that. I understand the reason why they would grab a gun for getting their ass kicked all too well
>>34773500cope :3
>>34773532ERM im a cat :3
>>34773507Happiness is a fleeting emotion, one of many which our brain is designed to cycle through.Fulfillment is a lasting mindset caused by living your values and having an tangibly positive influence on things you care about.
Both gendersYou find out that you only have 30 minutes left to live and that there's a guaranteed "good heaven, bad hell" type of afterlife. What do you do?
>>34773542cope x2
>>34773540The only emotion thats constant is sadness
>>34773447MDoing something because of revenge is being led by your emotions which is bad.
>>34773530So do you think those dudes are emotionally intelligent?I don't know maybe its cause I moved out of that life by a teen. It just felt like those dudes were connecting the wrong dots and putting respect on their name above all else. Even if it meant their own life.
>>34773540>having an tangibly
>>34773541M. Freeze in panic and die.
>>34773548Men can't accept the fact that their entire existence is a net-negative to basically all women on Earth. Honestly that's probably a difficult pill to swallow, I don't blame them for resisting that when they hear it.
>>34773548I wish I could make any woman happy desu
>>34773550Because you have never changed wording mid sentence while typing and forgot to fix the resulting typo>>34773546It is an emotion, it by definition isn't constant. Emotions are short term, mental states are medium to long term. If you think you feel constant sadness, then you are feeling something else. That something else is a result of something in your life you aren't happy with and the only way to change that is by changing your life.
>>34773542Everything they do is for male attention.
What are you all using primarily for finding people to date?
Women,What would it actually take for you guys to start actually trusting men?
>>34773549>So do you think those dudes are emotionally intelligent?More than most realize. In fact more than most are comfortable to acknowledge. They can just switch off feelings like turning off a light, deliberately, and they learn to do this strategically, very much like predator from aliens vs predators lol. And that's exactly how and why they can run circles around people to exploit them.
>>34773541FWhat am I gonna do in 30 minutes to have a huge effect on that. Transfer money to my siblings bank accounts so my mom doesn't keep it all and pick out a YouTube video to watch while I smoke a bowl and wait I guess. Might be nice to see the sun if it comes out.
>>34773541MI say goodbye to my family, pray to God, and maybe write one final shitpost.
>>34773555Every time you resist the urge to talk to a woman in person or attempt to make personal contact with her, you've made her happier, congratulations.
>>34773560Friends like a normal person.I just don't have any friends like a 4channer
Fuck it. Men and women, favorite animal and why.
>>34773561What could make you trust a tiger to sleep in your bed with you? Same question.
>>34773561I don't trust other women either. Humans are liars by nature it seems, there's no fixing it.
>>34773524Can you usually cum from a hookup?
>>34773567Does it count if instead of resisting an urge, I feel like any kind of contact is like an attack on her?
>>34773571If I roofied the tiger I'd probably be pretty safe.So is that what you'd do to men?
>>34773567If that's true then why say it with such contempt when you should be sincerely grateful?
>>34773574It's a toss up. Pretty 50/50.
>>34773576As long as you leave her alone, I don't really care what the reason is.
>>34770884I don't really have time to post these days anyway (I should be asleep rn...), you haven't missed much...>>34770872 Yeah, I think getting totally sober, lucking out into a job/career path I really enjoy, taking on other responsibilities and getting closer to nature has made it a lot easier>quitting his jobs and flushing his prescriptions down the toiletI don't regret this desu because they were shit jobs and shit meds. I don't take any medication these days, instead I just surrounded myself with people who accept (or at least tolerate) my craziness
>>34773585<3
there is no love like mid girl love
>>34773570FIncidentallyNothingComesEvenLeagues close to men
>>34773572I mean we all lie. I think that is part of being human. Shouldn't people get a second chance?
>>34773584As long as you don't care, I guess I don't really care about what you care.
>>34773516>Would it be not cringe if I got and wore it?No, it probably would still be cringe. But less cringe than waiting 20 years to wear a coat you really like and want to wear just because you're afraid of cringe.And starting to wear a leather coat will always be cringe until you're mind grows into it and you become comfortable with it. Might as well start now.
>>34773580>Why do you treat contemptable creatures with contemptYou can figure most of this out on your own, I feel.
>>34773587>This is considered midI see attraction inflation has hit women now as well
>>34773570MParrotsHad them for most of my lifeno animal loves you like a parrot does
>>34773583What seems to be the determining factor?
Anons, how are you breaking the shell of the world today?
>>34773598I'm actually a man. Notice what the capitals spell? :P
>>34773592>tell a man the truth of how he should treat women>he drops all pretense of kindness or civility and transforms back into a rabid, vengeful psychopath when he realizes he isn't getting some reward for doing the bare mininumWhat a surprise.
>>34773587>if you think this woman in her underware is hot it means you're a rapistall so tiresome.
>>34773590>Second chances Depends And he can get his second chance with some other woman why's it gotta be me
>>34773588Rent free
>>34773596nta but I was hopeful he was also including her personality in that mid score.But who am I kidding he probably wasn't
>>34773587i love average women
>>34773560Nothing, I don't date...>>34773570Cats, because they're awesome>>34773541>you only have 30 minutes left to livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsxsCef1zfY>>34773600Forget that, I still get eggshell in the frying pan when I fry eggs>>34773501M, no, what would be the point?
>>34773588What would being financially celibate even mean?
>>34773458Yes, because it likely means he can't communicate needs or he suddenly changed his mind on life goals.That is very much a bs answer to a breakup.
>>34773596How is that not mid? She's just a relatively okay looking girl with a normal look. What's like the definition of mid, totally fair.
>>34773599Sexual chemistry, proficiency, and stamina? I don't understand the question the deciding factor was whether or not the sex was good.
>>34773604>Saying that you don't care after being called nothing short of a plague in the earth is being a rabid, vengeful psychopath.I'm not the previous anon you were arguing with, but I'll indulge you. Ehem... Are you on your period?
>>34773467>after she exercises during our cuddle.No comma? Hot.
>>34773618And people tell me MY standards are high
>>34773607>why's it gotta be meI'd hope the answer would be because you want to grow and mature with this person. you know like a partnership.
>>34773595If a polar bear chose to starve to death rather than kill and eat me, I would at least shed a tear for it.
>>34773541Sigh, open /atoga/, and post nude body for femanons to enjoy in their final moments
>>34773620I think this is a late stage misandrist. Its more likely we are dealing with early onset menopause more than anything else.
>>34773586Hallo>>34773587is this Inde Navarrette>>34773494Pretty obvious imo, jealousy innit>>34773447Revenge is a dish best served coldThis weather is too hot for any of that shii>>34773320There's always one bad egg in the family
>>34773458He knows I don't have any friends why would he say something like this at least make up a believable lie instead of saying "so I know you're also an extreme introvert, but I don't think you understand extreme introverts".
Nothing makes me want to rut, like that sexy part of you.
>>34773624If they broke my trust I'm not particularly interested in doing anything with that person least of all being in a partnership.
>GenderDescribe the hottest person you've had sex with?
>>34773627The worst part, it's not even a cool type of misandrist. If she were the sterilize men or castrate them or keep them locked up as slaves, I could even get behind it. But it's mindless pettiness and tantrums, pretty sad.
Foids, have you ever been "tricked" into sex? Or to where you feel like you were deceived by the guy and you consented under false pretenses or he represented himself with lies that you believed?
>>34773635What trust nigga?
>>34773636M>her
>Finally got good job and hobbies and feeling not depressed>Remember that women exist>Anxiety.bmpOh god I want to be with someone now HELP THIS IS ACTUAL LIFE NOW
>>34773628The thread has been massively better since you come here less.Hopefully one day we won't have to endure your shitty, worthless spam never again.
>>34773279as a 28yo virgin getting hit on is a nice confidence boost so pls continue>>34773244chocolate>>34773226>podcasterget a jerb>>34773126anarchy unless I am the tyrannist
>>34773643>Kill yourself.All that vitriol and you can't even do it yourself, you pussy.
>>34773628>There's always one bad egg in the familyTFW it's me.
>>34773080Too much food, I'm stuffed>>34772954No but I've cried myself to sleep>>34772929Deathjk that my beach vacation in a couple days is fun>>34772866Consider yourself lucky. When cute girls sit next to me on public transport I can't shitpost here, I just look out the window and try not to breathe
>>34773596inflation hit both genders6'2 is the manlet cutoff now
>>34773636>M
>>34773470*lick*
>>34773635Well you also think everyone is a liar. So do you just not have any plans to marry at all?Not saying its a bad thing, just wondering.
>>34773658Correct
>>34772695gone too soon...>>34772641I'm liking this breakfast club posting>>34772472family guy funny moments>>34773648black sheep unite
>>34773570MI simply cannot pick just one favorite. I love cats and dogs, I love horses, and I love cows and sheep and goats
>>34773651>20 mins into Netflix and chill and she hits you with the BPDstare
>>34773659On behalf of the Council of Men, thank you for that.
>>34773659Well I wish you the best. I hope it all works out for you.
>>34773570FSeals, they're the best.
>>34773665Is the council of men angry that women don't want men any more, or grateful? Make up your minds jeez.
>>34773596Man, fuck off.
>>34773664having dated a BPDemon before, the sex was not worth it
>>34773667Thrill yourself
>>34773669Grateful that you don't want.
>>34773673??What do you have against seals, they're adorable sea doggos.
>>34773596she's a solid 5.5/10
>>34773669Mostly sad.
Women, how would you feel if you met a guy and had sex, but hes not down for a relationship because hes not very experienced and wants to catch up a bit before settling down in any way?
>>34773666I hope I get run over by a bus but thanks I guess. Nice trips.
>>34773676I repeat, what's wrong with seals?
>>34773645luv u too <3>>34773632this movie was dope>>34773667seals are awesomethey were my fav as a child, I had a seal plush
>>34773672>having dated a BPDemon before, the sex was not worth itNo? But I thought I was your soulmate anon. Tell me the map of your mind anon, so I can be whatever you want me to be. Get me within striking distance of your heart, I'll be gentle. I promiiiiise
>>34773675Nothing at all. I hope you have thrilling experiences with them.
>>34773684you're triggering memories I have no desire to relive again
>>34773680The trips guarantee it. You'll have good luck for the rest of the week. No quick bus death for you young lady.
Women, how would you feel if you reached out to an ex and he said he'd love to meet up, and then he showed up with a woman you'd never seen before who he introduced as his fiancee?
>>34773684Go figure.
Women, is it okay if he asks to use your butt or boobs as a pillow? They look comfy.
>>34773675>doggosYOURE SO FUCKING REDDIT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I H ATE YOU AfehiprstbihsregHRIHGE
>>34773693My BF has used my lap/thighs as a pillow if that counts.>>34773694You sound miserable.>>34773695Don't care if the term originated from Reddit, "Doggo" is a good term. Calm the fuck down.
>>34773676So the council doesn't decide on what their official opinions are? That sounds messy. I don't think that guy should be speaking on behalf of the council if there are many different opinions among the council members.>>34773678Sorry bud>>34773679Most likely relieved >>34773689But a good day would be death by bus you're being contradictory?
Femanons, how does your taste in women differ from ours?
>>34773664I feel like my BPDstare is more like this>>34773695>YOURE SO FUCKING REDDITthese threads always were>>34773642>got good job and hobbies and feeling not depressedHappy daysDon't ruin that with a relationshit, get pets and a garden
Qt, go to bed.
>>34773699I actually like them
>>34773699Apparently not that much I also like thick shortstack latinas with shiny hair.
>>34773703I like women, too.
>>34773708I can't tell if you're serious or if you're trolling. I can't imagine getting this fucking triggered over someone answering a question.
Both gendersWatch Jojo. That's all.
>>34773698>But a good day would be death by bus you're being contradictory?And you are being suicidal and if you are going to do that can I at least take you out first?Also, how would a bus be the best way? I feel like there has to be a better method then that.
>>34773702I would but the despair is hitting rn so gonna write some tunesThough have to be up early for a hair appointment
>>34773705Dangerously based.
>>34773701>I feel like my BPDstare is more like thisThat's more like femautist stare tbqh famalama. >20 minutes into Netflix and chill and she hits you with the NPD stare
>>34773693Butt is cool but it hurts my boobs.
>>34773716And what will you gain from all women killing themselves?
>>34773711I read part 1 and 2 I fucking despise the artstyle but I like the story
>>34773711watched that shit like 200 years ago
>>34773718Less competition for cock
>>34773712>can I at least take you out first What for I'm not looking for best I'm looking for easily accessible. Every half hour all I'd have to do is walk about 200 feet and time it right.
>>34773715I'm pretty autistic tbf
>>34773719Part 1 and 2 artystyle is very rough. It starts to stabilize a bit in part 3 and 4 then it just keeps getting better imo.
>>34773725And why is that?
>>34773587Thats lower than mid in my opinion Also a friend told me what that movie was about sounds like an episode of fairly oddparents
>>34773688>you're triggering memories I have no desire to relive againNo.. desire? No desire. Then I guess I'll just have to.. paint you BLACK [I see a red door I must have it painted black.mp3 intensifies]
>>34773711My little sister keeps saying this to me too.
I feel like Im about to have a mental breakdown
>>34773698>Most likely relievedWhy?
>>34773731And what makes us demons?
>>34773724Uh to give you your best day before you get hit by a bus.>walk about 200 feet and time it rightAnd yet you haven't, curious.
misandrist poster x "kill yourself women" poster
>>34773730My ex smiled like that you're giving me ptsd flashbacks
another day another atoga
>>34773733Understandable, leave 4chan.
>>34773734Usually the opposite is the problem. They get too invested too fast, but about 6 months later their brain catches up with their dick and they realize they don't actually like her that much.
>>34773742But I have nowhere else to go :(
i wonder if men will ever understand that "dead bedrooms" and failing sex lives are almost always a result of lacking emotional intimacy from men, not the excess of emotion. Their "role models" seems to be succeeding at convincing them to LARP as psychopaths that feel nothing
>>34773737>give you your best day Little conceited don't you think? I have a close family member's wedding to go to in a month, it would be extra shitty to do it right now.
>>34773745Ignoring whether or not I actually hate men, what if I told you that I don't wish to see all men exterminated or enslaved? Obviously you wouldn't believe me, but I guess I'd like to know how you came to your conclusion on women.
>>34773745In what world do you think women want to enslave men?men like me WANT women to enslave us. They think that shit is gross and refuse to do so. I promise you, they're with you on this one bro. Your whole perception is twisted up.
>>34773739>My ex smiled like that you're giving me ptsd flashbacksKek alright alright I'll stop. Ex-BPDs are pretty awesome though recovered ones? They go full mystic sage type shit once they get better. In hindsight I don't even hate my borderline ex, I just like to have fun with the tropes. I want Capcom to make a fighting game but the characters are personifications of every mental disorder and each character has theme fitting special moves. I would preorder so fuckin hard
>>34773747>Little conceited don't you think? I mean better a little conceited and wrong Then being a little doomer and right.I think>close family member's wedding to go to in a monthHave a good time. Who knows maybe you'll meet someone who isn't a liar there.
>>34773743I know. Thats actually why I'd handle it like this. I thought it was always women who wouldn't understand that and think I just wanted to use someone for a quick fuck or to get over with it.
>>34773754Oh so shit you read on social media made by bots fed to you by your algorithm. Boring.
>>34773753Being right is generally better IDK what you're on about.>maybe you'll meet someone who isn't a liar thereImplying I don't already know everyone they're inviting? No.
>>34773746Yet I rarely see woman trying to re-ignite the bedroom once it dies. In fact the way most woman online talk about it they prefer it that way. They don't want men hounding them for sex. Even though you almost never see them planning dates or trying to set the mood. Its always the mans job. Never the womans fault.
>>34773760Bullshit. Not even in woke hellholes like San Francisco are all women calling for the extermination and enslavement of all men. You're just a bored LARPER.
>>34773699Idk, you tell me. I like tall, blonde tittymonsters that eat ass.
>>34773757>Being right is generally better IDK what you're on about.Really? I see people trying to be "right" in a relationship all the time. It seems to rarely ever work out. So I don't know if it is better.>Implying I don't already know everyone they're invitingI mean don't they normally invite the other sides family out to the wedding? I'd be shocked if you also knew all them to be liars already.
>>34773699Do men think women like Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon are cute or nah?
Both gendersGirls with guns. Yes or no?
>>34773768reese could kill my mom and i'd still beg to be her boyfriend
>>34773766Strawman, I never said women are perfect benevolent angels. There are LLMs that are less robotic than you.>>34773769FBig yes. Also Roberta best Black Lagoon girl.
>>34773769MRevolvers only but other wise yes
>>34773765>see people trying to be "right" in a relationship all the time.We're talking about "factually correct" here not arguing about whether the toilet seat should be left up or down.>Other sides of the familyThe family of her fiance? Who's she's been with for 10 years and who's cousins all went to my high school? No I know all of them.
>>34773752Based idea
Well, I fucked up today. I knew this would happen eventually. I was at work making small talk with a coworker of mine who happens to be a girl. And I called her a whore without really meaning to. She was talking about all of the guys she had been with and I was like, "You're a bit of a whore, huh, haha?" And she did NOT take this well. She started crying and then about 20 minutes later our boss was talking to us telling me I'm fired.At least I'm not a wagie anymore I guess.
>>34773746>I wonder if men will ever understand that "dead bedrooms" and failing sex lives are almost always a result of lacking emotional intimacy from men, not the excess of emotionNo, some of us understand it alright. Now try this:I wonder when women will realize that behind the veneer of lust in our sex, there is a mantle of attraction and a core of love. That sex is how us men connect, we love with our body. Not only that, we gauge the health of the relationship on sex. Because for many of us sex + love may as well be the same word. And I wonder if women realize that when they conciously choose to withhold sex (which they will never admit is done purposefully in a lot of cases to 'punish' the man), our emotional distance starts only because we are convinced the woman is losing attraction and love. And when we begin to suspect this, the emotional intimacy stops involuntarily, because we feel unattractive. And when people feel unattractive they don't feel welcome.
>>34773769YES
>>34773769yes just not in my face irl(actually yes to that too)>>34773768>are Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon cuteis water wet>>34773778I'm thinking LARP but>talking about all of the guys she had been withyou weren't exactly wrong lol
Women stare at me when I go outside :(
>>34773769Some of my girlfemalehumanbeinghomosapien friends have guns, yes.
>>34773752>They go full mystic sage type shit once they get betterI don't think you ever "get better" from BPD you just learn to manage it a bit better and act more mature in day to day lifeI was more into mystic and witchcraft stuff when I was unwell lol>>34773783run away>>34773784it's crazy to me that americans just walk around with guns, like how is that safeI would definitely crash out one day and shoot something or myself
I feel like im not too ugly but my rapist eyes ruin my whole face
>>34773713>a hair appointmentOf all the dumb reasons to be up early
>>34773788Your what?
>>34773791I feel like my creepy eyes ruin my face
>>34773711Jojo keeps going down on my tier lists as I watch more anime. It isn't bad, it just isn't anything spectacular. It is very much a gateway anime.
>>34773768Yeah.
>>34773793For a shonen manga it has some good world building but Im not an expert in that genre to be fair
>>34773769>Both genders>Girls with guns. Yes or no?MOf course, human rights should be for everyone.
>>34773795Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood and Demon Slayer are probably the overall best Shonen. FMAB has a great story and Demon Slayer has a pretty run of the mill story but is very well presented. Attack on Titan is also great although I am not a fan of the ending. Chainsaw Man Part 1 is also great, Part 1 being what is currently animated + the upcoming season + the upcoming movie/season after that. Mushoku Tensei is amazing but a lot of people get filtered by the Main character at the beginning, same with Re:Zero although to a somewhat lesser extent.
Call me if you get cold
>>34773699>Femanons, how does your taste in women differ from ours?BodaciousPersonableDemure
>>34773690I wouldn't do that. That's weird.
>>34773774The Colt Single Action Army. Six Bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me "Revolver"
>>34773789Why is it a dumb reason?? I'm going on vacation in a couple of days my hair needs to look goodAnyway laters x>>34773802Thx but I have the AC on rn>>34773804I see what u did there
>>34773693Yeah, he can sit on my lap as a cushion. Our combined weight is 380 though.
>>34773801When it comes to shonen my favorites were fist of the north star, claymore (manga NOT the anime) and naruto up to the pain arc Saint seiya was ok but lets be honest it was slop Btw im talking about the manga's not the anime adaptations
A couple girls I work with have been holding very intense, very prolonged eye contact mid conversation with me, are they just testing to see if I'm interested or something? I have a hard time not viewing it as a staring contest.
>>34773782Loved this anime
>>34773711But I started ciggie cat.
I made a pizza with homemade dough.Would you like some?
>>34773785>safeIt's safe if you're mindful and have good habits. I conceal carry but I've also had training.There's a lot of fucking idiots out there though and people who go on autopilot like that one youtuber who blew one of his nuts off because his finger was still on his trigger while he was holstering his gun iirc. Also road rage can get fuuuucked up.
>>34773778Lolllll oh no why did you say that
>>34773812Didnt you already asked that?
>>34773815Yaaaa pizzaaaa. But I'm having tacos.
>>34773815I made tomato soupTastes like shit desu
>>34773812Bro. It's a normie autism test. You have to stare into them back.
>>34773812They want some privacy lol holy shit
>>347738183 times
>>34773820You should add a half a grilled cheese sandwich.>>34773819!!! Tacos are also nice. I had tacos yesterday.
>>34773815I would indeed like some. That looks *very* tasty.
>>34773825I already ate it. Sourdough bread with colbyjack
>>34773465Lmao
Called my primary dr and said I was manic. They have me seeing a therapist Monday at 8am
There's this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow
What are you doing today?
>>34773836I made a pizza.
>>34773830Why are you manic
>>34773836Studying and watching slop cant play vidya because my gpu died :(
>>34773226>How do you feel abput the new generation of conservative podcasters?Eva Lovia is my personal favorite.
Cant handle spicy food >_<
>>34773833Do I wanna know?
>>34773830Good for you, unironically. You should probably tell them about posting your tits on the internet btw.
>>34773836had a busy day, rn making choons instead of sleeping>>34773843spice comes in different degrees>>34773830Monday is many days away, do you have any emergency meds atm, or ppl you trust>>34773839they're bipolar
>>34773813you got good taste <3>>34773815yes pls that looks awesome
>>34773848It was really good. I drizzled a tiny bit of spicy honey on it.
>>34773836MSo far? Just doing poorly at work, and masturbating the disappointment away (3x) after getting home. Hopefully I'll do something worthwhile later.
>>34773836Why must such beautiful women exist? It makes me wanna kill myself
>>34772446uncs and aunties ahh general?
>>34773852Us mid guys need someone to fall in love with too.
>>34773815Wife material
>>34772446I love when women lose weight!
Everytime I look at myself in the mirror I feel like hurting myself
>>34773843I need to be in pain. Spice me.
>>34773859Stop looking in the mirror for a while
>>34773836Delivered fish to the ocean.
>>34773857She definitely gained weight by gaining muscle
>>34773862That makes it worse
>>34773867How so?
>>34773866Before is just her off season, right is cut for contest.
I just took a shit part of which was essentially a pile of chia seeds coated in shit. Like a bear. How do I feel about this?
>>34773872You're supposed to smoke salvia, not eat it.
>>34773872>chia seedsThey look like tadpoles. You gave birth like a frog.
1. Your gender2. Your choice
>>34773853No cap? On jah?
>>34773874Wait what? Oh. Chia seeds are mints. Neat. >>34773875They looked like frog eggs going in but I swear to god I have seen a bear shit identical to what came out of me.
>>34773876my thing looks like nvm
Do women ever fantasize about getting in shootouts and dying?
>>34773869Becaus I forget how disgusting I am so when I do look at myself in the mirror eventually it's even more upsetting to the point that it makes me suicidal and NO im not a tranny
I am praying that the fires in Portugal get worse for personal gain. Sorry.
what do we think of new jersey
>>34773890The parts outside of the cities are actually pretty nice.
>>34773890I like Bruce Springsteen
>>34773891Kek
>>34773890TONY SOORANO
Im shaking now
femanon will u peg me
Plap
>>34773857Left mogs
I think some cuddles would fix my neuroticism
>>34773890I wish you forced citizens to retake the driving test every 5 years. All of you drive like absolute retards.
>>34773883Finish your sentence
Komm, süßer Tod
>>34773886Put a sheet over it
>>34773905we all learned how to drive from our retarded parents so everyone in the state is basically retarded and impatient
Femanons, what do you think of the "alphabet" technique?
>>34773901
>>34773913Fat
>>34773890A shithole. I'd say that Kevin Smith is the only good thing to come from the state, but he hasn't cranked out anything good in years.
>>34773913Women wearing chokers HAVE TO know what they're doing right?
>>34773913Left is a certified plaphog for pumping your seed into and dumping, right is wife material
>>34773885i did when i was a kid sometimes
>>34773922Do you do it now?
>>34773890Smells weird, has gabagool.
>>34773912No. Just give me your hand and I'll tell you what to do while you idle on the clit with your mouth.
>>34773918Obviously they do
>>34773885Kinda. Like bonnie and clyde. I wanna play gta 6 with >him.
>>34773913Imagine left sitting on right's face.
For the last time femanon, it is NOT small, your vagina is just too damn big.
I wanna gaze at her and admire her. Beautiful sculpture that she is
>>34773923very very occasionally. a lot less than i did when i was younger
>>34773933What do you fantasize about now
>>34773918Most do.>>34773912I think it overcomplicates it. lllCCVlCVlCVllD then LIGHT suction. The suction is what separates the regular guys from the "oh this guy fucks" category.
>>34773934boring answer but love
>>34773930Can women even eat pussy with lipstick on?
How do i stop seething towards sexuality?
>>34773885Sometimes I think about what I'd do if I was part of a crowd that started getting shot at or if there was a fire, or being a bank robbery hostage or something but not really a shootout no.
I look kinda gay with a pony tail :/
>>34773938Veni, vidi, vici
>>34773940I assume it's a bad idea but still doable.
>>34773930>>34773919They are the same girl, she just lost weight.
>>34773939how do the fantasies typically go?
>>34773940No. It creates nerve gas.
>>34773950I don't care.
>>34773948VulvaVaginaVeneration
>>34773950Bangs look good on every woman, i swear.
>>34773950Left mogs
I can't see a woman with a choker and not think about blowjobs.Sorry, Femanons, I didn't ask to be this way.
>>34773956I meant right fuck
>>34773956>I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT!
>>34773912I don’t know the alphabet
>>34773959Oh, okay. Ignore my architect comment then.
>>34773961Making the latin alphabet with your tongue when going down on a woman
>>34773885No. I have severe trauma around guns
>>34773938So she needs to be warmed up before suction?
>>34773965I literally don’t know the alphabet hehe.
>>34773968Yeah don't start with that it would almost be painful
>>34773970You're a big girl.
>>34773969Oh, you must be used to kanji script?
Film festival week is about to begin, hopefully indulging in my hobbies improves my mood.
>>34773970Sorry if this is a virgin question: but is the suction like you're using a straw? Sucking on a lemon? Or something else?
>>34773977>Sucking on a lemon?Why would you do that?
>>34773951it sounds sort of stupid and embarrassing to write out lol. its just pretty typical sappy romance stuff i guess
What bmi do I have to be to get a boyfriend?
>>34773973I was homeschooled and the teacher never showed
>>3477398114
Is this an ED edition thread
>>34773977That's more of a question for the doer not the receiver but more like trying to suck the innards out of a cadbury cream egg I think?>>34773972This made me feel something and I'm offended and angry about it
would you date someone who does magic tricks with cards?
>>34773986Yes, we all have Erectile Dysfunction.
>>34773988as long as he doesn’t use them to curse me when we get in fights
>>34773987You're supposed to counter that you aren't big, and that you only seem big in comparison because your accuser is small. Next time try retorting "for you".
>>34773988Yes. Can you magically give me >his phone number?
>>34773820What the FUCK is that consistency!?
>>34773987That makes sense.
>>34773988MI'd love it if she knew some card tricks but I'm sure you can guess why.Just to be clear I'm not a magician but I thought it'd be worthwhile to learn a couple tricks so I can entertain kids and have a party trick
>>34773989It's Eating Disorder.
>>34773984Where are you from?
>>34773992And you ruined it I'm not into it any more
>>34773997Autism on full display
>>34773997
What would you do to this cat?
>>34773994Schlorp
>>34773987>cadbury cream eggRipBurgers will never master pussy eating.
Has anyone here ever worked as a payroll coordinator
>>34774005Sell her to palmbeach pete.(She is a secret femme fatale)
>>34773998Not there anymore, but US.
>>34774005Give it catnip
>>34774008Had to google what that is.
>>34774010How'd you learn to read and type?
is it weird that i start streaming intensely when i have so much anger inside of me
>>34773981I'd date a girl between 19 and 26
>>34774015>streamingWhat are you watching?
>>34773981Underweight
>>34774017screaming*
How much grool does a woman produce in a year?
>>34774007I am a burger we have those
>>34774021Have you mastered pussy eating?
>>34774014Video games, chatting, subtitles on shows.
>>34774020In litres or gallons?
>>3477402080lbs
>>34774022Do you think I'm a guy or just doing the whole "all women are bi" thing? I've only eaten pussy once.
who wants to play poker?
>>34774028Meeeee
>>347739810.85 hip to waist or better
>>34774027>not a pussy eating masterI rest my case.
>>34774005horse girls > cat girls
>>34774008No, but it's probably fun and you have to be extremely cautious. Worries aside you won't have to interact with people that much, just remember to be careful when doing the math.
>>34774030https://www.gambit.com/play/mega-stack-slow
>>34774025Either
>>34774032I never claimed to be I only ever claimed to have one
You will ALL now bear witness to the Apotheosis of Anon (me)
>>34774031Technically my hip to waist ratio is .71
>>34774034>it's probably funWha tthe fuck are you on>just remember to be careful when doing the mathI'm autistic, thats not gonna be a problem>you won't have to interact with people that muchthis is what i look forward to most if I get the position
>>34774027What is your pussy's game like?
>>34773979Come on you're anonymous
>>34774040where You at? sent You the link
>>34774039No, I don't speak Romanian.
>>34774008Why do you ask?
whats the kinkiest thing you've done with someone
State gender.How big of a fap folder is a red flag? Or at least weird?
Women do you ever have strapon sex with your girlfriends?
>>34774044I can't touch anything. It won't load.
For autists trying to make friends, what should you do/not do to avoid people thinking you want something besides friendship (like people thinking you're hitting on them, or hitting them up for favors and money)?
>>34774048MMine is 27000 files
>>3477404820gigs
>>34774046Applying for a job, hoping to get some context for what it's like.I'm sure it will be mostly straightforward
>>34774054oddly generous wiggle room
>>34774047>whats the kinkiest thing you've done with someoneMI'm pretty vanilla.I guess it was kissing and biting my ex's neck while holding her up against a jacuzzi jet.
>>34774041>Wha tthe fuck are you onI suppose the math and making sure you're doing everything correctly and catching others mistakes in case someone isn't getting properly paid right, is what i meant. >>just remember to be careful when doing the math>I'm autistic, thats not gonna be a problemNice>>you won't have to interact with people that much>this is what i look forward to most if I get the positionLucky you
>>34774047Sex outside? A guy peed on me once. Or the threesome. Kinda a personal opinion thing.
>>34774057That's 5 more gigs than my entire emails. So. Use it wisely.
>>34774063i cant save all the audios i have that way..
>>34774064That is why it's weird.
maybe we can do atoga poker night later
>>34774048>State gender.M>How big of a fap folder is a red flag? Or at least weird?Mine is 3.5GB. I'd probably start to question myself around 5.0.Women are more discerning in what they masturbate to, so I can see them needing to save things more often.
>>34774048FIf I know it exists it's weird I don't need to know how large or small it is just don't ever let me see it.
>>34774062Uhh, story time please?
>>34774047Fucked her with a plug in her ass? Fucked her ass? Lightly choked her with a leash?
>>34774066Strip poker
>>34774070It's not as interesting as it sounds
>>34774069I wouldn't use it in a relationship 2bh
>>34774047Bruh
>>34774073Understandable.
>>34774073Which one? Getting peed on or threesome? Both some pretty interesting to me. Did you enjoy the pee thing or was it more for him? Was threesome MFF or MFM
>>34774050>Women do you ever have strapon sex with your girlfriends?NAG.Rumor has it they say no homo after.
would you like it if your boyfriend played guitar and sang wonderwall to You?
thread ender before I go to bedSpider manweb shooters or natural webbing which do you prefer?I think I like the web shooters more because it shows his smart side, actually that and the other spider people in his orbit or rather the most well known ones to the public, miles, gwne, cindy, aka silk, jessica, future boy and the loli also don't have organic webbing to my knowledge through maybe silk and spider woman do, I know the least about them compared to the others
>>34774080I don't think she wants to share
>>34774082https://youtu.be/MwSlbZ820nM
>>34774080>Did you enjoy the pee thing We were trying some weird shit instead of just breaking up like we should have. The peeing part was fine but the experience was unpleasant because I was tied up but the fucking dumbass couldn't figure out how to turn the water in the shower to warm despite me saying "turn it left! No, the opposite of the way that you're turning it, no THE OTHER WAY THERE ARE ONLY TWO WAYS TO TURN IT" He just kept turning the water almost off instead I have no idea what was wrong with him he'd used that shower before and everything.Threesome was mfm but overall kind of a letdown and awkward.
>GenderDuel shower heads for a coupleY/N?
>>34774086Kek, based himbo
>>34774087MJust shower at the same time
>>34774083Natural webbing.I see your point about his intelligence but without the natural webbing there's no obvious physical difference that's like "oh right this guy was mutated by a spider" it's just basic superhero powers plus the wall climbing and crazy reflexes.
>>34774087I like the implication that the shower heads are fighting
>>34774089>HimboNo not that one. He was a nerd. I much prefer himbos at least when they're being dumb you don't expect more from them and find it endearing.
https://voca.ro/1241HZ2z446N
>>34774083>the loli???????
>>34774087FYou do mean dual right? Or did you mean this >>34774093Would. Waiting for my turn is cold but I like showering together.
>>34774096what is ur accent from
>>34773970ntaI saw a porn where a woman put a vacuum cleaner hose over her labia. Made me wince even as a guy
>>34774083You know what, this does make me wonder if Ben Reilly (the clone) is also making his own webbing. I thought his webbing was supposed to be unique and a display of his material engineering but if everyone has it how the fuck are they getting it
Gender war /atoga/ always precedes horny /atoga/.
>>34774047a full weekend bdsm hookup. the first day i submitted to her all day, the second day she submitted to me all day. we wore latex most of the time. it's the only time i've ever done anything latex-related with someone else because it's really hard to find (relatively) normal girls into that fetish and i'm fine sidelining my fetishes for relationships.
>>34772462Holy PLAPOLA
>>34772462I prefer skinny girls but sometimes there are full figured girls that are shaped oh so nicely
>>34774096holy shit it's the real singer from weezer he's here in this thread hi rivers
https://voca.ro/1iv0ew2g9hNX
>>34772462Small women are for folding at home.
>>34774083FNatural webbing. Maybe it's because I grew up with the Sam Raimi movies, but it just seems weird to me that Peter would get all of these spider powers...except for natural web shooting.
>>34774100Ouch!
>>34774066>none of the anons are betting in a way that makes even the slightest bit of sense causing the GTO player to crash out hard
>>>/gif/30965554Women if this was your bf how would you feel
>>34772929A girlfriend
When I get old ill smoke a pipe reading the newspaper on the rocking chair on the porch and when people talk to me ill say "eh?" Cuz im old and cant hear and put an old timey horn to my ear so I can hear
Why do often feel like I make enemies everywhere I go and that some people just hate me for some reason?
>>34774050>Women do you ever have strapon sex with your girlfriends?Yes, and I have hours of video evidence.
>>34774097Peni parker, she's from the future and most deplictions of her are her as a little girl, Marvel Token and Into the spiderverse use this version of her, the one in the movies is a mute, the one in token is ruby rose and the marvel rivals version uses a preteen version of her where she's like usual pokegirl heroine aged yet is young enough to where people like Deadpool have to be PG 133 around her in interactions, personally I think they should go with the loli design since that's the one everybody was first exposed to and the one everybody likes the most, especially Japan holy shit does Japan love them some Peni Parker >>34774101What about Kane, the other clone? you know, we have enough spider people in new york now that maybe they can actually start letting Peter hang out with them instead of shoving him into all these team ups with avengers, fantastic four and x-men characters when those motherfuckers never seem to have peter's back when he needs them to, through I say that as someone who only watched the 90s series, I don't know if he actually got some amazing friends down the line, Silk however I'm honestly drawing a blank on, from my understanding her character when created was just because some horny fuck wanted peter to fuck an asian woman because he hated MJ, like most writers on spider man seem to and Felica was either dead or in a committed relationship at the time so they couldn't placate him by drawing her with asian features thus came in silk and the flimesies reason to have sex being that they were bitten by the same spider and something something pheromones, basically committing rape on each other for several pages all because this one guy had a boner fo asian pussy and decided to make it part of his job. It's honestly amazing Silk wasn't completely vaulted and instead just had the story swept under the rug lore wise but the internet never forgets
>>34774119Holy shit stfu
https://voca.ro/17KNg8Cc2p2I
>>34774120NTAWhat, do you want more gender war slop? Let the Spider Man autist nerd out.
>>34774113I'd love if >he knocked a guy out.Had a date pull a gun on a homeless guy that followed us out of the movie theater once. He was also a gun instructor and let me shoot a few of his loadout.
>>34774123Bitch named Crystal, I let her suck my pistolShe opened up her mouth and then I blew her brains out
>>34774123Only thing Charlie could knock out is a kindergartner. And even then they have the reach advantage on him
>>34774121fun
>>34774117Anyone?
Why is it that every time men go swimming, they have to resist thinking about their erection that comes from looking at the Lifeguard lady's feet?
>>34774126I thought you were talking about Charlie Kirk at first.
>>34774130*checks watch*Yep. I arrive right in time for horny posting hours.
>>34774130They're right there. She even painted them for me.
Is it normal for hospice care workers to jerk off a dying man when they know he's about to die? I went to see my friend's grandfather's last moments once and the hospice care woman lifted up his gown and jerked off his penis so that he ejaculated at the same time he drew his last breath. I and the family, we all watched in awe as he died with cum all over his belly.
>>34774131That makes it funnier!
>>34774134Reminds me of that one webm
>>34774117Paranoia. Paranoia. Everybody's coming to get me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHL2h8Dbd6o
Hey femanon*Looks down**Looks up*You could lose some weight
Is monogamy possible?
Not reading allat
>>34774132I feel called out.I get horny on the drive home from work so as soon as I get home, I undress and fetch a dildo and vibrator. And so here I am. Horny posting hours.>>34774048It’s the content and not the size, imo.
>>34774130>>34774133Footfags get the rope, but lifeguards do be pretty.
>>34774140But I thought men liked a little chub
i got that dawg in me
>>34774140Where
>>34774140Anon I told you that I’m trying
i want you to be my princess
If you had a threesome with Cassie and Rue on Euphoria (in season 3 where they're adults) what do you think the social aftermath would be like?
Tummy rumbling but I must fast… 3:
>>34774153rue is a lesbian
Hey there, Mr. Jambo, out there in the African sun. Do you ever get tired?
>>34774142Is there a point to it, would be the better question.Romance is first of all a fictional literary genre from the 19th century. None of this absurd idealization of monogamous love existed before it.Marriage was a purely practical matter.
saw a guy pull out a flask the size of an ipadi have to get me one like that
>>34774155You will be as well.
>>34774154Why? Is your endoscopy tomorrow?
>>34774153I prefer Cassie from Skins
>>34774153>Cassie and Ruewho?>Euphoriawhat?
>>34774142>Is monogamy possible?Monogamy is the primary means by which we oppress women. Yes it's possible in the sense that torture is possible.
>>34774166Monogamy has been exterminated. Meat has been annihilated.Your pills are now all natural plant medicine (not drugs).You will be saved, without the aid of Christ.
Bruh, where'd these feminists come from?
>>34774160No just trying intermittent fasting again to lose weight
It's not the '90s
>>34774170You have a fake doctoral degree in Manosphere Studies. It is not accredited! You are a FAKE! Your red pill, is some placebo!
>>34774173It will be again.
>>34774175In the 2090s, it will be the end of history and the world will be flat. And we will dance again, to simple technical music!
>>34774174>If you're not a nazi, you're a communistNo.
Why do you have a penis disease? Is it a sex disease? OH MY GOD YOU'VE GOT A SEX DISEASE!
>>34774103i am so jealous man
If the Scat Man can do it then so can you.
Men, could you handle having a gf but any form of sexual intimacy is off limits for the first year of dating?
>>34774186Wouldn't be different from now. I would still be taking a dive with Free Willy every night.
>>34774186I'm waiting for marriage, so I'd probably want to wait 2-3 years.
Women, would you date a guy who wanted to wait until marriag to have sex?
>>34774153>If you had a threesome with Cassie and Rue on Euphoria (in season 3 where they're adults) what do you think the social aftermath would be like?I would pick Cassie and Maddie. Rue and I are too alike, and that would be weird.
That's the way I treat them girls. Kinda smooth. 'Cuz there's ONE man and yo, well that's me, see. So let me show you 'round while you sip your tea, see, but no coco loco boom while I take a pee leak.
>>34774157Foid hands?>>34774166Moid hands?
>>34774189no because what if he finds my naked body or pussy unattractive and then regrets marrying me, starts to resent me, and he ends up slowly hating me more and more until we finally divorce
>>34774173no, its the 20sda da dada da dadada da dadada da da, da da, da da, da, dadadadadadaaa
>>34774190Who's the mop cut girl?
I only found out my he was gay after he committed suicide. Because he had killed himself by shoving a large wooden dildo he had made up his rectum. He did not call emergency services, and died from severe rectal bleeding. But that confirmed to me what I had suspected all along. His homosexual tendencies. And it was his desire for a homosexual anal pounding that killed him.
>>34774196poor bastard. i guess thats wha thappens when you stay too closeted
You get angry when you don't have it. That is how I know you are an addictive. Well, guess what? You want it all but you can't have it! It's in your face but you can't grab it!
sometimes i wonder if ill die without ever seeing a truly great pair of titties
>>34774189No, but that's mainly because most guys who want that are of a particular religious or ideological persuasion that I'm not compatible with.Sex should be special, and when you commit to someone, it should be something that means something because you do it with them. But I find the idea of waiting for marriage has a lot of baggage around sex that I don't vibe with.
>>34774186A year is insane some of you need to get over yourselves
>>34774189Purrhaps. Don’t make do the big wedding.
The worst part about heartbreak is that all the stuff you did together continues to exist in your life.Every movie we watched, every song we listened to, every place we've been, every topic we talked about, it all hurts to think about
>>34774186define sexual intimacyif i couldnt make out or fondle her or anything? no way. but if it's just, "no sexual intercourse" then i think id be able
Why do men crouch naked in corners while talking to themselves and aggressively masturbating? I've seen more than one man hunched over in some dark alley with all of his clothes off, furiously tugging on his penis and screaming at it.
Yo, Anon, they came around looking for you the other day. Word?
>>34774206are u that horny?>>34774211i'd define it as no touching or stimulating each others genitals in any way. making out is still fine.
Can we really have better living through chemistry?
is it wrong that i havent spoken to My mother in three years after a Big fight we had?
>>34774195Opals, Bolin's girl and Toph's granddaughter. But don't worry, he's in on it.
>>34774213Fuck, who?
>>34774212when you give up, and let everything else go, all your are left with is your penis for a friend. who wouldnt talk to him? HES ALL I HAVE!!!!!
Has a famous celebrity ever shown up at your wedding or birthday?It's kind of flattering to be blessed with their presence like that, but at the same time it's always some burnout past their heyday of fame who's going through a mental episode and trying to make themselves feel better by crashing a fan's major life event.
>>34774217YesWhat was the fight about?
Do other guys feel like generally women are sucking a lot less cock today than they were say 5-10 years ago?
>>34774219>he's in on it.Based cuck
>>34774217Are you German
>>34774220I'm sick and tired of five-oh running up on the block, you know what I'm sayin?
>>34774222no. BUT i saw the actor that played glenn from the walking dead when i was a kid though. I lived near where they filmed the alexandria thing then.
>>34774214Yes. I have to know that you actually want to fug me and aren't just putting it off. Why are you so afraid of sex
>>34774210Right like now I can't watch the sopranos or get Indian food without being sadCan't listen to music they introduced you to without feeling this weird sense of shame it's stupid and I hate it
https://voca.ro/11r20xJ5lRER
>>34774230Exactly, stop using sex as a weapon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icq0LlvtEy0
>>34774230>Why are you so afraid of sexi wouldnt say afraid, more like i hold it to a high value, it shouldnt just be given away to anyone.
Who was your favorite member of your family to have sex with at your last family reunion?
>>34774234Bro cannot sing in tune
He drank the urine right out of my penis! And then he forced me to huff jenkem.
I can't lie. This new album is kinda mid. Sorry guys
When I was in high school, girls stopped hanging out with me when it got out that I asked every girl I ever hung out with at my home to sign my bedpost in sharpie. And it wasn't just a rumor. It was true. And it was also known I liked to make requests from girls like that I got to poop on their boobs and take photos of it. That also led to girls refusing to hang out with me after I'd asked enough of them. Has anyone here ever done something similar when they were growing up? And did you develop a similar reputation?
>>34774242Do you act like this in real life
>>34774246I have been put in a hospital for it! But none of the Benzo pills they put me on can stop me from speaking my fucking MIND! It's freedom.
Anyone here ever grow up in a cult? And don't give me any shitty reddit atheist "Herp derp all religions are cults" bullshit.
you are a fucking monkey
I know what I want and I want it now. I want you, because I'm Mister Vain.
i really have so much anger in me i can murder someone soon
>>34774247I don't believe that. What do you do for a living
>>34774249You will be.
>>34774248Yes, catholicism, including the afterschool bullshit.
>>34774192Moid hands. Eliminating all female competition for her man through monogamy is the foid dream. Women are insanely competitive, and marriage is the ultimate victory.
>>34774256>T. 120lbs male
>>34774259>And don't give me any shitty reddit atheist "Herp derp all religions are cults" bullshit.
>>34774238nta but yep, get over yourself. Or dont , but be aware that the only guys who play ball will be losers and crazies.
>>34774264I went to a private catholic school for preK and did CCD until nearly middle school where they tried telling us dinosaurs were fake. Catholicism is very cultish.
>>34774270shut up you stupid bitch
>>34774249Yay im a monkey
>>34774262>Eliminating all female competition for her man through monogamy is the foid dream. Women are insanely competitive, and marriage is the ultimate victory.But it's the competition they live for, not the final result, and that characterizes women's attraction to men completely, they love the chase and the mystery.
>>34774270Dinosaurs are fake though. Its made up like valentines day to sell more plastic toys
>>34774270Fuck off reddit atheist, I want real cults, not your butthurt at Catholics being retarded.
is it worrying that now i'm starting getting to get angry when looking at happy couples on the streets?
You're scaring the hoes
Men?
>>34774279I dont want to be that girl but we call them NRMs now because the old definitions of cult too easily accommodate major religions. Basically, cult + time = religion in most cases.
>>34774283>t.
What the fuck are you doing?
>>34774296staring blankly through the floor in a post-workout haze of pain and endorphinand you?
>>34774298Watching >him play san andreas and putting lip emoji in chat.
>>34774300grim
>>34774300Lol I found your twitch account
>>34774306Drop it itt
>>34774309Nah
>>34774310I want to bully her though. Plz?
Women, how do you think the Chinese factory workers felt while making your plushies?
>>34774306>>34774309It's literally linked to her discord as is her Facebook
>>34774316I dont have any plushies.
Sometimes I want to curl up into a ball and melt into the ground
>>34774319You can't be serious
>>34774320YWNBAWAll women have plushies its literally issued to them. After that it just starts multiplying in their room like cells.
My wife's dog had to be put down last weekend. Its not like it came out of nowhere, he had a good life but we thought we had a few more years left with him. Its been hard on both of us bros, but she is really taking it very hard. She's saying stiff like she doesn't want to be in this world anymore and how she wants to see him again on the rainbow road. Im just not sure how seriously to take it, because at the extreme end those could be considered suicidal threats. Please, help me out here.
>>34774326>see him again on the rainbow roadHoly shit fuck that level
>>34774326Get her treats.
>>34774325Yeah but I just grew out of it! Most people do. Id keep one if me boyfriend gifted me one though, thatd be so cuteee
>>34774326It could be a mourning period thing. She's just being really dramatic cause its basically her child. I mean that seriously her mind associated that dog with her own bio kids. So in that context this shit makes sense. The solution is to put a baby in her so she stops associating animals as her children
>>34774329Bro shes dead
>>34774326sounds more like hyperbole. just give it time, pets can hit real hard and it can be difficult to communicate that exact grief verbally because we don't really have well-established language or customs for pet-grief.
>>34774333THE HUMAN YOU DUMB FUCK
>>34774330Yeah I use to give my ex plushies cause she'd name them and it was really cute. I think it started cause I won her one of those big teddy bears at a circus and she loved it.
Here she comes a-fuckin you, boy
they done paywalled my free goonbot website, this is tyranny
chocolate milk for dinner tonightwhat abt u guys?
Foids, what's the quickest you ever knew you loved someone even of you didnt say it? It can be lengthbof time or number of dates depending on your sitrep.
I wanna watch her dance
Women Do you think if I put vanilla yogurt into my coffee it'll turn out unholy
>>34774362i think you can do whatever you put ur mind to
Is it weird that I still wear my ex's flannel?
>>34774362Yes. Just do a pinch of salt.
>>34774369How does that shit fit you bro
>>34774357Delusionally thought I did after about 2 weeks and rode that high for like 4 months until it settled into actually being real
>>34774376I'm F
>>34774378Can we date?
>>34774369No I want it back.
>>34774369No it's yours now. I have stuff from an ex I broke up with in 2020 that I still wear. Actually I think the only ex I have absolutely nothing left of is the very first one.
>>34774383He stills defiled you with his penis and permanently added a body to your count so who's really winning
genderfavorite murder mystery
>>34774389I don't watch murder mysteries
>>34774387>defiled You gotta work on your self esteem buddy
>>34774394You will never erase the stain of having been someone else's whore and having someone else's dick in your mouth. And the men you date will know you slobbed on someone else and that they're cucks. And they're not ok with this fact, they just try to ignore it. They'd take someone less used in a heartbeat.
>>34774396Are you fr with these choices
>>34774387>When I have sex with a woman it means she lostGrim.
>>34774396The big ones are pretty nice. Would suck in a very weird, freudian, mommy-fetish esque way.
Why the fuck did you soil your body with tattoos?
>>34774404What's your kind of tit?
>>34774400NTAThe idea that men ruin women with sex strikes me as misandrist.
>>34774410Flawlessly shaped, no sag, perfectly proportional
>>34774409It’s an art, they have personal meaning, those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. Your opinion is irrelevant. Next question.
>>34774411Penises and sex with men is inherently disgusting and defiling. Why do you think anal rape is used to humiliate and correct in prisons and the military.
>>34774348what site is that
>>34774348>>34774415There really was nothing like coomer
>>34774414It's fascinating how much men seem to hate themselves.
>>34774409So you can't fucking eat me.
>>34774412What's wrong with the small ones? They're obviously not saggy.
>>34774417We hate other men because they're our competition.
>>34774422What makes sex with you not inherently disgusting and defiling compared to other men?
>>34774411Why would that be misandrist? Trying reverse psychology?
>>34774425>How is saying that men ruin women with their penises misandrist?Your question answers itself.
>>34774427Pretty sure it doesn't
>>34774415chub
Men, where is your nearest platypusery?
>>34774428It does. Unless somehow the penis is no longer a masculine organ and the trannies are right.
Femanons, how boring are titty fucks for (You)?
>>34774431The penis isn't defiled
>>34774434But it does defile women, which makes sex with men bad, which is misandrist.
>>34774434If it does the defiling it must be some kind of pollutant
>>34774357i've never gotten to love anybody romantically :(
>>34774396>Margaret QualleyShould've posted her sex scene with Aubrey Plaza
>>34774436>>34774438Lots of good things can kill you
>>34774432Pretty boring. I want to ride.
>>34774439Sorry, babe. Someday...
>>34774432Very. They're awkward and not sexy for one but also I'm not getting nearly as much sensory input from the activity like I do when I use my mouth or hands so it literally is more boring.
Women what's your favourite position to be polluted and defiled in?
>>34774449Some call it the cross. I just call it sideways missionary for preserving energy.
How do people get veneers? It's like body horror to me. "Yeah we're gonna grind all your teeth down to nubs and fill your mouth with chunks of nerveless porcelain."
>>34774423Because I'm not competing with myself. If she breaks up with me, oh well, I already cracked her and some other cuck is gonna get my sloppy seconds.
>>34774449Mating press
>>34774455Why should any woman have sex with you if that's how you view it? Why should any woman have sex with any man ever even for the purpose of procreation?
>>34774421Poor shape
>>34774458Because I want to fuck them and they want to fuck me.
>>34774464Yeah I think I hate men.
>>34774464Hahaha he thinks his dick makes any difference at all to women.
>>34774465were not all like that dastardly chud... ;>*trips and falls* gulp... i h-hope femanon isnt mad at me... *shuffles feet*
>>34774465Your hate tickles :3
>>34774465That's crazy, changes nothing though.
I can't believe I saw this woman at the icecream shop a week ago and so far I've dreamed of her several time
>>34774465Good girl.
Violators will be prostituted
Violators will be crucified.
Gooners will be let off with a warning.
>>34774481Serious gooner offences will be dealt with in a court of lawFootfags get the firing squad
Exceptions for really hot people
Men, how would react if a hot pregnant woman queefed in your face?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jwN1TjN-_g#t=739
If the atoga moids formed a band of merry men how many femanons do you think they could kidnap and stash away in a basement before someone puts an end to their antics? All of them? Will they get away with it?
>>34774488She gets the gauntlet.
>>34774489i have seen no evidence that any man in this thread could ever pose a feasible threat to me, and i have never seen evidence that if they formed a band it would be at all merry.
>>34774489I feel like I'm probably faster than most of them.
>>34774497Athlete?
>>34774493not to discourage you, femanon, but unless you're a world class athlete, pretty much any man in this thread could easily overpower you one on one
>>34774497You do realise we would have men around the corner to snatch you if you start going too fast? As you're looking back grinning about leaving us in the dust SNATCH! You never saw it coming.
>>3477449780%
I wish I could be a sweaty woman's yoga mat sometimes
>>34774499you could kill a squirrel with your bare hands if you caught it. could you catch a squirrel? strength is not the only factor. we are not engaging in mutual combat, but a hunt, which is not nearly the same.
>>34774502The hardest part won't be catching you but getting a crane strong enough to hoist you into the van
>>34774505If she runs dps I can tank the rest of you.
Thank god im not a footfag
>>34774497>>34774504If we can't outrun femanons then we'll just outsmart them
>>34774498No I just always have been and it's not like I don't do any cardio but I hike long distances at a reasonable speed instead of running. The last time I engaged in a foot race with a man he genuinely seemed startled.>>34774500>looking backThat is not a thing someone who's trying to be fast does see I know you can't catch me. No long hair for you to grab either. Eat my dust chuds.
>>34774510Grrrr
>>34774508HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHHA HAAA HAAAAAHAAAAAAAA
>>34774510We'll have a moid on every street corner. Funnel you in
I think femanons take us too seriously when we make fools of each other. Do not estimate us.
>>34774503I wish I could lay on a bed of sweaty-just-got-home-after-a-stressful-10hr-workday-in-the-middle-of-summer-she's-so-happy-to-finally-not-feel-that-underwire-constricting-her-anymore-bras
>>34774517I'll guess how big your penis is.
I need more hobbies
We would break you by doing constant construction near your room
>>34774522never post here again
>>34774520Go for me. If you get the exact length right, I'l paypal you 500 USD right now.
>>34774513Divided we are weak and neurotic but with our minds together we'll move mountains
>>34774520I posted it about a week ago
Anons do you have a gf/bf
>>347745221hit kod that lil nigga he was NOT ready for the boss fight. Bro really went in with no armor smdh
>>34774529Obviously I do not.
>>34774514I have zero faith in your ability to organize as a group. I'm more threatened by the methhead who's always on the last bus of the day who always insists on talking to me very animatedly when I'm the only other person on the bus.
>>34774510>hike long distances>foot race>No long hairTomboy fetishists will be moving at light speed now...
>>34774534Now imagine ten of him
>>34774529No gf.
>>34774526you all would genuinely be more useless the more people clumped together. the absolute best odds you'd have would be if one of you abandoned the group to try and capture me alone and in that case i'd kill him.
>>347745254.6"
>>347745417" on the dot. Rip.
>>34774529f, yes. were getting marries soon>>34774453i agree, any work on the face is scary. i sort of want rhino but the thought of anything going near my face scares me>>34774432i actually enjoy it but I don't have big boobs, just 16b so its a bit tricky
>>34774540>the absolute best odds you'd have would be if one of you abandoned the group to try and capture me alone and in that case i'd kill him.You could not bring yourself to kill someone as handsome as me.
>>34774545>were getting marries soonCute
>>34774544Oh, hi exhibanon.
>>34774523I once decided against an otherwise really nice apartment because there was going to be construction outside for the next 3 months. >>34774529No he dumped me right before Christmas. >>34774536I am used to that unfortunately.I like the ones who don't try to shit on traditionally feminine stuff like they like that I wear makeup 3 times a year instead of saying I'm somehow "better" for not using it and get weird about it when I do wear it. >>34774537But you guys don't have drug induced super strength and stamina you're not nearly as scary. Don't get me wrong the situation would be alarming but I think the average soccer team would have a lot better chances than you lot.
>>34774546all the better to mount on my wall, anon.
>>34774545>16bAre you a fucking utility pole wtf
>>34774541why assume he's a babydickeven average dongs are bigger than that
>>34774549>you guys don't have drug induced super strength and staminaNot *yet*
Femanon, we have received several reports that you have sexually abused Anon, aka. your husband. It is quite graphic.
>>34774549>I am used to that unfortunatelyDamn, i thought it was a 4chan thing
>>34774529Of course not, do i look like someone that can get a gf?
>>34774556I can't see you dumbass
>>34774548That's not me, but hello.
>>34774550You can't mount my ass on your wall. I've been squatting big time.
>>34774529No, I made a woman very uncomfortable by asking to meet again some time after we waited for the train together for half an hour.
>>34774551sorry that's in Australian sizes, 38B in american
>>34774561How are you so fat with such a small rack
>>34774557But I can see you
>>34774560I think I remember that.
>>34774554>He likes it when I goon and ride >him for several hours. The neighbors don't know how to properly take care of a real husband. They have indoor cats and wild bootycalls.
>>34774565Oh shiiit hi glowie
>>34774561What is the 16 referring to if not inches or centimeters?
Are dog obsessed people are compensating for some sort of human relationship need left unmet?
>>34774558Uh oh, you have a twin now.
League Classic is out NOW
>>34774552nta but im looking at four inches on a ruler right now and it does not seem like a baby dick to me
>>34774572Maybe, but I bet his doesn't have a cool heart-shaped cluster of veins.
>>34774574Lol cope
>>34774566I dont know what you mean
She makes me happy
>>34774578Didn't you tell us about it?
Femanons, what's some terminology we use that you think is gross? I'm guessing "shooting ropes" is one, lol.
>>34774575It probably doesn't.It probably has leftover skin flaps from a weird circumcision.
>>34774577what?
>>34774549>I like the ones who don't try to shit on traditionally feminine stuff like they like that I wear makeup 3 times a year instead of saying I'm somehow "better" for not using it and get weird about it when I do wear itNTA. Good advice. I'll try and remember it for when I meet my shieldmaiden.
>>34774583this happened an hour ago.
>>34774529mgot dumped this month actually
>I'll try and remember it for when I meet my shieldmaiden
I am listening to Mahler 2 again!
every time i cum i get depressed for multiple days :(
>>34773588>F>Incidentally>Nothing>Comes>Even>Leagues close to menHaha pretty smart, spelling out "INCEL". You joke but a lot of men half-suspect that's how many women perceive men, that we're dumb animals or something. You'd be surprised a good number of men do carry the half-formed sense that a lot of women view them us as emotionally crude, simple, or primarily drive-driven, 'useful', for entertainment, but not operating at the same level of 'inner complexity' of women. Just so you know, we absolutely despise and hate women who think this way about us. And the way we show that is we just throw you away like trash.
>>34774604Holy shit are you a chatbot
Me greeting fat femanon: Yellow box.
>>34774606No, chat bots can't click to reply to posts and they don't green text also I even made grammatical error. A bit of a giveaway there. Just because people can make articulate posts doesn't make them bots
>>34774612Who the fuck says corny ass shit like >Haha pretty smart, spelling out "INCEL"You aren't articulate you're just cringe and verbose
>>34774614It's called being facetious. Would you have preferred my to say 'Kek' like a socially inept autist?
>>34774564look I'm losing weight OK>>34774570idk its just what it is
need gf
>>34774615>like a socially inept autistIt'd be fitting
https://m.youtube.com/watch/vj21x4veH9sWomen, are these accurate.
>>34774617You need to make like 150k to even talk to mid girls like this these days.
>>34774626Not at all, considering 10 is mostly subjective.
>>34774629>150kNo, you need to be tall
>>34774620>It'd be fitting"Ha ha". I'm sure it would anon, I'd doubt it though since autists typically can't tell the difference between what's a chatbot and what's a real poster. Kinda similar to how they have a hard time telling the difference between a tranny and a woman
>>34774604Haha, it's cool to see my half asleep shitpost from yesterday is still generating seethe.M btw.
i need a 5/10 gf
>>34774600https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse
>>34774626the 0-10 number scale does not resonate with me at all and if i tried giving you numbers all i would be doing is choosing answers exclusively with the emotional impact of them in my mind
>>34774642The emotional impact on the guy?
>>34774637Haha! You must make it a habit to swap genders huh? As a "joke" haha
>>34774645whoever im talking to and whoever we're talking about. i'll say X random guy is more attractive if the guy im talking to resembles him. this would be kinda like a lie if i felt literally anything at all about these numbers but its genuinely like asking me what letter somebody is and they get weirdly happy if i say Z.
>>34774646I do it in bed sometimes, I love pulling pranks.
>>34774649Weird, but interesting.
I need a mid gf
>>34774634No you need to have a life
>>34774634tall dont mean shit when ur ugly
Went outside and im still sad
>>34774656Manlets are lifeless husks
>>34774635Weird fetish man but if that's your thing
>>34774637Simping and seething in the same post
>>34774662You know what is so good about husks? There is always room for new and exciting experiences.
Most of my knowledge comes from AI nowadays. Idk what I'd do without it.
>>34774655She doesn't seem very mid
>>34774671You don't say
>>34774670It's making me noticeably worse at math>>34774671Thats the joke
>>34772446Which of these do you think is the most attractive, if none post one you do find attractive. Explain your reasoning.
>>34774671Perception check passed.
>>34774677None because I'm not gay Id let top left suck me to completion tho
>>34774677MNumber 4. Clean shaven, beautiful haricut and masculine face.
>>34774671Yeah she is a bit bellow mid if we are being honest
i need a mid gf
>>34774677I dont find men attractive in any way
>>34774677>top lefttoo young>bottom lefttoo old>top righttoo scary >bottom rightperfect
Whenever I got a bad roll in bg3 I would load a save game and roll again. You cannot make me pay 80 dollars to fuck up rolling dice and lock myself out of content, kill yourself.
Need underweight gf
Need mild gf
>>34774686You should do that in every game.
>>34774686Wow you're gonna miss 2 lines of dialogue oh no
>>34774686Bg3 sucks as a rp experience. I killed that filthy vampire that tried to suck my blood and went back to that monster hunter near the baba yagas house and I had no option to tell him that I killed the one he was looking for or something idr idc whatever.
>>34774691I do it in most games>>34774692Fuck off I am not fighting yurgir on top of Raphael
>NOOOOOOO I SHOULD NEVER HAVE CALLED WOMEN "FOIDS" ON /ATOGA/>AHHHHHHHH I MEANT TO SAY ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS>SAVE ME FEMANON NOOOOOOOOOO
>>34774699Imagine if femanons were sexy demons with tight red skin and lips and they had wings and swooshy tails that they'd caress your jaw with and sultry voices and they were also dressed in sexy lingerie with garter belts and pitchforks
Bg3? More like Divinity Original Sin Three. Larian makes the worst combat ever.
>>34774702And then imagine us gearing up shooting them with hooks, pulling them down, clipping their wings and using them as sex slaves and as alchemy ingredients.
>>34774699Lol, you can't get banned for saying foid
Women thoughts on men
>>34774714buhghbuh buhbuhhbuh buhh buyhhh bullhhh buhhhhhbeuhhh bwwihhhh buyhhh...
>>34774714i like the blond ones :3the rest are okay too i guess..
How many cocks do you think Zendaya had to suck to get to where she is today?
>>34774714I like the Black ones
Women thoughts on long haired moids
>>34774722ew
>>34774722How long are we talking? This is about my limit.
Women thoughts on me?
>>34774722i like it if their hair is wok maintained, I also like guys with feminine styles
>>34772717I'm not sure how women survive with having finicky orgasms
>>34774729>wok maintained
Femanons my dick is tiny, i need pussy eating tips to make me look like a champ. please help me you are my only hope
>>34774729Which feminine styles though?
>>34774709>And then imagine us gearing up shooting them with hooks, pulling them down, clipping their wings and using them as sex slaves and as alchemy ingredients.BASED BASED BASED BASTE BASTE BASTE BAYZ'D BAYZ'D BAYZ'D
>>34774720>How many cocks do you think Zendaya had to suck to get to where she is today?Fewer than Tom..
>>34774728It depends on whether or not you’re emo.
>>34774714>>34774722I like this one.
>>34774748You think Charlie knows how to ride?
Femanon are you smoochable
Ever go onto a social media platform un-logged-in and see the kind of stuff that most people are getting recommended when not influenced by the algorithm that has learned you aren't a retard, and realize that civilization is doomed?
I wish my legs werent hairy
>>34774749I think there could be an implication.
>>34774734lmao well maintained>>34774742i liked bangs
>>34774754Shave them, babe
>>34774754That is like the world's easiest thing to fix.
>>34774754epilate them or get laser
>>34774702>Imagine if femanons were sexy demons with tight red skin and lips and they had wings and swooshy tails that they'd caress your jaw with and sultry voices and they were also dressed in sexy lingerie with garter belts and pitchforksIt would be the time to invoke the ancestral [HEROIC SUBLIMATION] &Temper our tongues so our words become as [IRON], calcifying our hearts to be as [STONE] and readying ourselves to put the demonic temptresses to the [FLAME]https://youtu.be/vUZ2YR22GJs?is=NBYmnlNvk8P8dVM7
>>34774750Yes
>>34772570>Asmongold and Hasan Piker are equally terribleFemanon, Hasan Piker could pound you into a grooly mess.
>>34774733idk, I wish it were easier, I should use my magic wand again
is vaush still a thing?he's unbearably millennial but i remember him being pretty handsome
>>34774768>i remember him being pretty handsomeFe...Femanon, are you alright?
>>34774756Me on the left
>>34774767Have you ever tried a womanizer? I think that was my ex's favourite.
>>34774756This your hero?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZtcjkWK6R4
>>34774768u might be the first human to ever say vaush is attractive
Give me a time travel device so I can bring him over here and use kind and loving prose to get him to fall in love with me. My own imagination only works up until it doesn’t.
>>34772570>Asmongold and Hasan Piker are equally terribleOnly commenting on this because of >>34774766I haven't been following the conversation.This is categorically untrue. I don't have an issue with people disagreeing with Hasan, or agreeing that Hasan is an extremist (not in a violent way, just that he holds extreme opinions outside of the overton window).But he is an informed person on the opinions and extremist rhetoric. Asmongold is a retard.There are informed people with extremist rhetoric on the right, Asmongold is not one of them.
>>34774770Matt you have a waifu. Sit down.
>>34774773i mean cmon
>>34774768>is vaush still a thing?He kind of fell off after he outed himself as a pedo by leaving his porn folder open while screen sharing.
>>34774777NTAIs that a cyst on his earlobe?
>>34774768He's probably more popular than ever, but he doesn't interact with anybody and has become increasingly detached from reality and full of himself as a result.Also wtf? I don't think people think he's 'handsome' now, but he was tremendously ugly until fairly recently, now he just looks like a semi-put-together grown up.
I yearn for a warm moid hug
>>34774772No this is her herohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e9w-GtzEjg
>>34774778The internet pretending to give a shit about somebody saving a twitter anime porn picture will never not be hilarious.
Moids, does vaush >>34774777 mog you?dont lie, i'll know
>>34774775>But he is an informed personEh, as a leftist Hasan makes me facepalm more often than not. He really is just a himbo.
>>34774789I don't listen to him tbf, but what I have heard I'm still pretty sure he's head and shoulders over asmongold in their respective ideologies (if you can even say that what asmongold has is an ideology)
>>34774787Anime porn pictures of what?
>>34774790Well sure, but that's like saying I'm chill compared to Alex Jones
The absolute state of the social exchange where people whore their own thoughts to YouTubers, Podcasters & Internet personalities as if these men or women have merit backing their ideologies. They just sit in front of a screen and speak into a microphone, that's their life, that's all they do, and they contribute not much else to greater waking life. All of their ideas are forfeit and empty and only a genuine retard would confuse it for wisdom
The other day on a different board someone said my hair looked feminine
>>34774788I mean, he has way more hair and women probably like him more because he dresses and styles his appearance specifically to their liking. In that sense yes, I'm mogged. Most dateable men mog me, for obvious reasons. I don't looksmax.
>>34774788No. I'm no Hasan, but I don't look like I make flowers wilt as I pass by either.
Men, Which one?
>>347748005
>>347748006
Don’t you do it. Don’t you lose a single pound. I don’t care what those Hollywood image makers say, big women are sexy.
>>347748003, 7 or 4
>>34774803This in fact does not apply to skinny fat women.
>>34774771I've actuality been meaning to get one, they look intense
>>34774791Honestly I don't remember if it was even loli stuff that was what he saved, I know there was horsecock stuff, and the loli stuff I remember being like, he had generic jk anime girls stuff but the artist who made them did have actual loli stuff on the twitter. I could be misremembering all of that though.I'm not a vaush scholar, I just think it's rich that people on a site that exists because moot didn't like SA's policy on banning loli pics, and when the right is lead by literal pedophiles from on high and people who publicly in the mainstream media defend epstein for 'only' sleeping with actual real 15 year olds, and then from the ground up full of libertarians who's main drive in the ideology is supporting their rights to be ephebephiles.>But he saved an anime picture, and that's worse!
>>34774782Best I can offer is a cold internet one
>>347748006 & 1, the rest are boring and dime-a-dozen
>>34774787>The internet pretending to give a shit about somebody saving a twitter anime porn picture will never not be hilarious.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTQmgt-OYI
>>34774800This being ordered backwards is greatly upsetting to me.3/4 are the same person one is just taller. But either of them.
>>34774782Sure, but keep it a secret. Come here.
realistically i can get away w hugging random moids in public if i just pretend to be a deaf mute
>>34774803>Don’t you do it. Don’t you lose a single pound. I don’t care what those Hollywood image makers say, big women are sexy.You realize that the more overweight the woman is the likelier she is to get pre-eclampsia in pregnancy right? The baby develops a high risk for diabetes in the womb too. Miscarriage rates go up as well.
>>34774777I'm fucking depressed that I look very similar to him. I'm getting a hair cut and shaving my beard fuck this
>>347748004She has the nicest face
>>34774820I will slap a deaf person, don't test me.
>>34774820reallistically you can get away with things if you are a woman
>>34774828but im a small defenseless woman who just wants a hug :{
>>34774820Maybe, but I've been around deaf and mute people, so I'd find out. Maybe I'd still hug you if you apologize.
>>34774829True but they can't typically get away from a rapist if they hug the wrong stranger
>>34774832NTA, How hard can it be to fake being deaf and mute?
>>34774816Was it goblin stuff? Is this where the>I have a theory about people who like goblin girlsmeme comes from?I'm not poisoning my youtube algorithm with breadtube shit you'll just have to tell me.I'm also not that interested in defending vaush, maybe it was really bad. I just think concern trolling from people who constantly post graphs of how "actually 15 year olds are the most attractive" is funny.
>>347748004
>>34774830No, you are the male fat fetishist poster.
>>34774800>The fattest girls on the scale are thinner than the average american womanUpsetty
>>34774842so that makes me undeserving of a hug?
>>34774844
>>34774810>I'm not a vaush scholar, I just think it's rich that people on a site that exists because moot didn't like SA's policy on banning loli pics,Moot is obviously a shitty guy, but he's been gone longer than he's been here. And the internet itself was started by DARPA.>and when the right is lead by literal pedophiles from on high and people who publicly in the mainstream media defend epstein for 'only' sleeping with actual real 15 year olds, and then from the ground up full of libertarians who's main drive in the ideology is supporting their rights to be ephebephiles.>>But he saved an anime picture, and that's worse!Anon, this is tribalism at its worst. You're probably a vanguardist. Also Vaush has advocated lowering the age of consent as well.The left can do better than "we're not as pedophilic as the right!"
>>34774820You could just ask. I could use a hug too.
>>34774836Even if we don't take into accounts moments where you might slip, like when you hear a loud noise or say something without thinking... People who're born deaf usually act in a similar way, they have tells and customs that people who can hear don't usually know. When they try to speak, it's very noticeable. If they learned sign language, they usually have troubles with the grammar and order of the written and spoken language.I guess your best bet would be to pretend you're someone who went deaf not so long ago, but those aren't mute. Also, just to mention. From what I've seen, most deaf people dislike being called mute. They can emit sounds and speak, they just find it difficult because... you know.
>>34774837Actually i post graphs about milfs
>>34774849Nta but what people never understand about actual pedophiles is they don't actually care about left or right wing. They will identify with whatever is perceived to be the most socially safe identity to avoid detection.
>>347748005 mogs everyone, most beautiful7-4-3 look the same with cute faces but they have 0 tits and 0 ass, I don't like skinny twigs2 has a nice toned body but a chopped face1 over 6 if I had to pick a fatty
>>34774808It was definitely fun to use on her.
>>34774856Literally programming men to become cucks. "I used a womanizer on my woman" lmao
>>34774851> most deaf people dislike being called mute.arent most deaf people selectively mute though? they communicate only thru sign language and lip reading.
>>34774826At least you don't have cauliflower ear, or whatever the fuck that is
>>34774847How did you find this pic of Big V
If I were with femanon there would be a strict bag over her head policy if she wants sex
>>34774860Nah I don't. I do have sticking out ears though, used to get called an 'elf' as a kid. These days I don't give a shit about them tho
>>34774864:,(
>>34774866Shut it
>>34774867:,,(
>>34774868Open it
>>34774852based.
>>34774859It depends. Technically they can speak, there's nothing wrong with their mouth, tongue, etc... The problem is that since they can't really hear how language sounds like, their speech is usually nasal, slurry and often incomprehensible. But they can speak, and most of the time it's the only way to communicate since the other person won't understand otherwise.
>>34774869Open what? OpenAI
>>34774858Careful, anon. I hear there's porn of your waifu out there.
>>34774872Your mouth, not clankers. Fuck clankers.
How would you tell a friend if he/she stink?
>>34774875All the he/shes I know smell nice.
>>34774873You're telling me youbgot porn of yourself out there?
>>34774871would it not just be better to carry a notepad and write what you want to say or better yet, type it in ur phone
>>34774856there seems to be a lot of models available so I'll research it some more>>34774858imagine not wanting to make your partner feel bliss, that goes both ways. if I had a bf I'd hold my magic wand to his glans
>>34774875Over text for sure.
>>34774879>imagine not wanting to make your partner feel bliss, that goes both ways. if I had a bf I'd hold my magic wand to his glansThat's not the problem, sex toys are fine. It's the name "womanizer". A womanizer describes a man who pumps and dumps women you know that right? I found it funny that a man can say with a straight face "I used a womanizer on my woman" lol. Wake me up when they invent a sex toy called "The Bull"
>>34774883>Wake me up when they invent a sex toy called "The Bull"100% already exists.
JH irl momenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2isWbDMac5g
>>34774884>100% already exists.You're joking, right? Holy shit they really are trying to psy-op retards into cuckoldry then
Women are you inspired by Janja Garnbret?
>>34774878Maybe, I guess that using the phone is what most do nowadays. But it's still slow and inefficent. And like I said, many people who were born deaf still have problems with grammar or spelling.
is this too much to ask for
Do you think that the stress of an animal before dying, afect the smell of sweat from the guy who eat the meat?
>>34774894I would not play Minecraft. Sorry.
Ladies, who’s hotter?>Damian Hardung>François Arnaud
>>34774897why not..
>>34774894Sigh, I don't think this will ever be me. I only listen to {{femanon_top_artist_spotify}} every day, and I like cooking {{femanon_fave_food}} but no one to cook it with...
>>34774900Eeeew, you use spotify instead of robbing artists by using youtube without ads, in your phones background
>>34774899No real reason. I might try it sometimes but I'm not big into endless persistent games with no real endgoal.
>>34774901Alright fine bitch{{femanon_social_security_number}}
>>34774887If this isn't just a porn video of a woman using a weird dildo, you're probably wrong.
>>34774894I'm not funny, cute nor a meme from the 2010s, sorry.
{{femanon_ao3_secret_account_username}}
i just want a bf but ur all so difficult!!!!!
Clean your room, European femanons!
>>34774909Seduce me
>>34774909We can play something other than minecraft
>>34774894>cute, not "hot"Oh no...
>>34774910hah! I'm Australian but my room is pretty clean I think
>>34774915Guess who's back, back again.
>>34774915>Some men are pretty enough for me to have sex with them without comitment, but not you!
>>34774915Did you really post all that just to set up reposting the ragebait?
>>34774887I want to believe she's a bit smarter than thatBased Asmon, though
if i had a bf i'd never make him feel bad or insecure ever
>>34774920>>34774922No, I just downloaded that pic from another /adv/ thread in the catalog
>>34774917Probably full of spiders and snakes though.
>>34774768Oh no no
>>34774894My score as a man>Talks about problems with youYes>Plays Minecraft with youNo, but I do play any other games with the woman>Makes food with you Yes>MatureI let other people decide that for themselves >Listens to youTry to, sometimes I can tune out>Nice to othersNo, 'nice' is fake. I prefer kindness>Funny When I want to be, yeah>Sees you more than just a girlfriendYeah because the woman is more than just the role.>Has the same music tasteWho cares>cute, not "hot"The word I get from others is "handsome" Not sure what score that gets me on that meme but I'm confident it's passable it's probably why I'm taken
>>34774928a spider has fallen on me twice while masturbating
>>34774930>it's probably why I'm takenyoure so cruel for mentioning this only at the end
>>34774932Did they at least have the courtesy to finish you off?
>>34774932It was masturbating? Damn that's crazy, should have taken a photo for Nat Geo.
>>34774936i haven't been able to orgasm recently which sucks
Women are so useless they can even fail at masturbating.
>>34774938Probably because when you do you get PTSD from the time a spider fell on you.
>>34774939Wrong. Even when I don't manage an orgasm, I still enjoy the act of masturbating. The pop is just the cherry on top.
>>34774875My friend would just tell me that I stank
>>34774894Losing your woman's respect speedrun
>>34774932https://youtube.com/shorts/K1e5MyGo6AwTypical Aussie spiders
>>34774924I'd feel bad because I'd look at you and think "is this the best I can do"
>>34774937>Spider-man, spider-man… does whatever a man can
>>34774954so the whole liking bad boys also exists for men? you want a rude woman for a gf? i dont understand
>>34774894I've never been able to enjoy Minecraft for some reason.>see you as more than just a girlfriendA fiancee/wife?
>>34774946So you stink out the whole house by shlicking for hours without cumming? Gross.
>>34774957Femanon how can you be this sense
>>34774960>senseDense
>>34774959No, I just stink up the bedroom by schlicking for hours without cumming. Get it right.
I need a gf to tell me to come to bed so that I don't stay up all night irresponsibly.
>>34774957>so the whole liking bad boys also exists for men?nta but yes some times it can appeal to some men, usually they enjoy women who get angry and yell at them they think it's cute. Back in the day before zoomers ruined everything about relationship terminology such women were called "firecrackers" and they held a devoted fan base of men.https://youtu.be/feix9fZv-UA?is=TIXUGBPPwgkOjSmOVid related some men would love this. Angry hot headed woman spitting fireballs out her mouth
>>34774963This, but she has to bounce on it also.
>>34774963>implying I don't sometimes keep my bf up all night anyways
>>34774854Correct
>>34774957There's a word for it. Baddie. I prefer goodies, though.
>>34774963I need one who likes giving morning blowjobs so I'll stop oversleeping.
>>34774962I know that stink is leaking out under the door and making your flatmate's cat sick.
>>34774970That makes no sense. Morning bjs put my bf right back to sleep like five minutes after I wake him up and do it.
>>34774967I don't mind if my hypothetical gf keeps me up all night, but I shouldn't just do it on my own.
>>34774971We don't have a cat, it's not a flat, and they like it.
>>34774974You should want a nice, consistent sleep schedule for your own good.
>>34774969SHAWTY A LI'L BADDIESHE MY LI'L BOO THANG..And shorty got a Fatty!Shorty be catchin' mood swangs
>>34774894Oh hey, that's me. But I have a personality disorder that makes it borderline impossible to enter into interpersonal relationships and I have no idea where to meet new people.
how come old pictures of women dont trigger the same>wow fucking whoreresponse in my brain that modern pictures do?
>>34774982Schizoid?
>>34774972>he only lasts 5 minutes
>>34774833but what if... the male hugs her back. that'd be like violent rape in this case
>>34774983Because you're a simp. Female nature is female nature.
>>34774985To be fair, I'm in a rush in the morning and go straight for the kill.
>>34774519I don't wear underwire bras in this weather
>>34774983>how come old pictures of women dont trigger the sameBecause back then western society adhered to nobler principles. Whether or not it was genuine or not, the social optics reflected the desired social virtues. And whether people can realize it or not, women as an entire gender will visually reflect that the societal virtue is. That's why even prostitutes back then looked like elegant ladies, as well as actual normal ladies themselves.These days women and prostitutes look about the same in fashion. That's because our society prioritizes hypersexuality and hedonistic gratifications as though it were the rule.
>>34774984anxiety disorder caused by never experiencing what it's like to have a relationship (including the one with my parents) in which I don't have to constantly keep my guard up or I might get hurt
>>34774908xo_jazz_hater_1990Interested in: Human/Monster Romance, Dubious Consent, Rape/Non-con Elements, Anal Sex, Knotting
>>34774996You forgot one...
Man, quitting porn/masturbation ain't easy. I've just passed two weeks and getting real horny, having horny fantasies probably every night falling asleep and every morning waking up. I wish I'd have someone to cuddle with
>>34774983Because you're a tradlarping autist
>>34774999Which one?
I wish I looked normal
>>34775004It rhymes with mota
>>34775003You have to admit the women looked way better back then. Way way way better by a magnitude their fashion was better and their hairstyles were better because it was designed to draw attention to their face rather the body. >Inb4 corsets and giant skirt frames Men never cared, women only cared
>>34775006This reminds me of the rubber chicken one
>>34775006Fucking Indian powwow
>>34774996>>34774999Don't start this so early in the morning.
>>34774983I'd coom in bottom left
>>34775010QRD?
>>34775010I don't think I have the webm right now but I think it was this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f92WHjHgbnw
>>34775006>>34774992Bet JH sounds like that
>>34774996I'll have you know my favorite tags are slow burn and awkward romance.
>>34775015>>34775016
>>34775017I've said it a million times, I sound like Dory in that scene in Finding Nemo where she's talking to the whales.
Women How would you feel if your bf was spending hours having conversations with llms about your relationship
WomenIs this the face you make after the man double-posted a large two part essay about how special and lovely you are, where he swore he doesn't say that to the other girls?
>>34775025I'm M, but I'd think less of anyone who uses an LLM for anything other than a quick inquiry or maybe a tech related problem or something.
>>34775023I've never seen that.
>>34774993Does the metal get hot, or is the fabric thicker?
>>34775025>How would you feel if your bf was spending hours having conversations with llms about your relationshipDon't let the women find out. They have no idea that AI is secretly judging boys' girlfriends behind their backs, whispering into the mind of the man while she sleeps
If I killed women and everytime people called me out, I said >that’s disgusting, you are so mysandrist>It’s normal for men to kill women, if you don’t respect that, you don’t respect menAnd that as a result women starded being afraid of men. That I would come back >See I was right, women are being mysandrist. Mysandry is on the rise. Luckily I’m there to defend menWould I be responsible for the rise in mysandrie? Would I be justifying it?
I just overslept THRICE today and now it's 3 hours later than I had initially intended to wake up What a fucking start into the day.Guess my body needed the sleep desperately, after only going for around 6h of sleep for over a month.State gender.How have you been sleeping lately?
>>34775039Lern 2 spel saar
If I commited attrocities and everytime I would shield my self from retaliation by saying it is normal for people of a certain community. Would I have any legitimacy in telling people to stop their prejudice against that community when it inevitably rise up because of my actions and words?
>>34775041>State gender.>How have you been sleeping lately?MNot well since cern shut off
Have you tried using the internet without an adblocker recently?It's insane that 4chan is one of the few usable websites left unless you want to sign up or install the app (which necessitates signing up).
Women, what kind of bras do you like?
>>34775043Spik inglitches, messteux pounedjabi mane!
>>34775041My bedtime will swing back and forth between 12 am and 8 am. Sometimes I go to sleep at 5 pm. Sometimes I don't sleep at all. This has been my sleep for the past year or two.
>>34775047Aill dont watch peaurn!
>>34775051Are you a NEET femanon?
>>34775051>May bedtaïmeWaï iz a kid onne 4tchanne?If your mama iz thellingne u, wainne togo toslip, U nid to get offfor chan. U R not old enof!
>>34775048bralettes
>>34775049Je suis desole je ne parler pas de francais, je vie dans un pays de la 1eme monde
>>34775041MSurprisingly well. I've had an absolutely fucked sleep schedule for a while, stuck in a loop of sleeping little at night, compensating with naps during the day, which made me feel absolutely brainfogged all day and lead to not falling asleep at night. No clue how I even broke out of that, but lately it's been better
>>34775048bralettes. my fav brand is leays but I wear ck ones a fair bit
>>34775054No I'm male, I'm honestly pretty fucking tired of dudes who post with one hand and assume everyone is a femanon >>34775055Slip this dick in yo mouf
Lotta flatties itt
>>34775009>You have to admit the women looked way better back then....Complaining about sluttiness when you should be complaining about slobbiness.>Men never cared, women only caredThe meme that corsets are awful and oppressive came from a man, a properly fitted corset is not uncomfortable to wear
>>34775061NTA. Maybe you should State your gender like >>34775041 asked?
>>34775065>The meme that corsets are awful and oppressive came from a manWho?
>>34775065>Complaining about sluttiness when you should be complaining about slobbiness.Don't worry we despise both. Though slobbiness can be fixed, sluttiness can't
>>34775035Underwire bras have little to no stretch compared to sports bras and bralettes, and the metal is hard against your ribs all day. Above all, if you have small boobs and you're wearing t shirts every day in the summer, why suffer with underwire that you don't need when sports bras go with any shirt
I feel like Americans are addicted to feeling victimized and having valid crashouts online rather than actually do anything because it could disrupt their usual day to days.
>>34775072This is everyone
>>34775062my boobs are good enough
>you're supposed to show desire in women, but at the same time showing desire is needy and unattractive>you're not supposed to "approach" women, but at the same time be ready to flirt at the drop of a hat if one invites you >you're supposed to not look like you're trying to get laid, but without trying nothing will happen>you're supposed to go on dates to just have fun, but at the same time physically escalate>you're supposed to be courageous and daring around women, yet at the same time have nothing to prove to yourself So basically you have to be an established Chad with a stable ahrem or at least a main squeeze so all your needs are covered, and just hit on women for the lolz, or you can forget it. How the fuck do I solve this conundrum?
>>34775077>How the fuck do I solve this conundrum?Be chad
>>34775032Well now you know. You'll never be able to watch that movie again without thinking of me at that part.
>>34775078I should have added that I'm asking femanons for their perspective, if you really need to be like this or whether they will not care about slight imperfections.
today i realized will be forever alonesome church guy just talked to fucking everyone on campus, he was weird as fuck but still every fucking girl laughed when talking to him
>>34775048>Women, what kind of bras do you like?Sports bras. I like the support.>>34775023>I sound like Dory in that scene in Finding Nemo where she's talking to the whales.Don't feel bad, my ex told me I sound like a dying goose.
>>34775087Bruh, girls don't like religious guys. You'll do fine.
>female friend (have fucked a couple times)>we planned a month back she'd come up to my place (I live an hour away, long way for city drivers)>she asked me to drive 30 minutes to pick her up from a railway station, and drop her back >I asked her to drive up (50 minutes) and just said I'd be happy to drive when she's here >apparently it's too hard because she's spending the night at some guys place (fair enough) and doesn't want to get a train home then drive here I don't want to chauffeur her the entire Saturday. I don't think she was too happy when I suggested she just drive. Is this unreasonable?
>>34775088>>34775088Has he killed geese?
>>34775090What's the point of her driving 50/60 minutes?
>>34775089yeah i am sure they just fake laugh
>>34775092So I don't have to
>>34775088>dying gooseDid you also take it as a complaint and spend way too much of your life burying your face in pillows during, so you wouldn't make sounds?
>>34775090She's going to fuck another guy the day before she fucks you, and not get tested in between?
>>34775097I'm not planning on fucking her
>>34775091>Has he killed geese?Yeah, he has killed a lot of things. >>34775096>Did you also take it as a complaint and spend way too much of your life burying your face in pillows during, so you wouldn't make sounds?I used to. It made me really self-conscious for the duration of our relationship.
In a post apocalyptic society I would definitely be an extortionist, bandit and toll taker.
>>34775106I'd just be a slave. I'm too agreeable in the face of violence.
If women are the more communicative gender, why/how is it aBuSiVe to them to close a door and say "We're going to sit and talk about the problem" instead of letting them run off to destroy the relationship out of spite?
>>34775109You would rise to the challenge I am sure.
>>34775061>I'm honestly pretty fucking tiredNo wonder with your fucked up egirl-tier sleep schedule.Also, it was clearly asked for your fucking gender, little emoboy.
>>34772446Femanon, can you lick it, ride it while slippin' and slidin', do all them little tricks and keep the dick up inside it?
>>34775113Maybe after getting knocked up and having a child to protect.
Why do people make arguments in bad faith
>>34775115No. Ass too fat.
>>34775116I would have you organise our stolen stuff. You’d be like a steward. Don't worry, I would protect you.
Why are women so fake?
>>34775122I've seen enough post apocalyptic media to know I'm totally screwed in that scenario.
>>34775117Attention
>>34775106I'd be the local cannibal until I became a nomadic cannibal
>34775123Again, you need to stop spamming, cuckcel.
>>34775135I would post a bounty on you for ambushing and eating my patrolling gang members
>>34775117You should try it. You will how the (you) count increases significantly.
Sorry for taking a poo in the /atoga/ room.
Girls, would you care for your boyfriend if he had a bad headache?
>>34775117We do a little trolling
>>34774972>>34774988You do have like 3 decades of experience in sex. You're like an established prostitute at this point.
>>34775159there's an exercise that I'd show him that relieves a lot of headaches
>>34775163Your math is wrong. Again.
WOMEN. Please assess the following mock-situation and rate it on the [ICK-O-METER] scale. 1 = "not an ick", 10 = "My ovaries just hung themselves."->He came back from the kitchen holding two mugs, already talking.>“I made yours first because I know you get annoyed if you have to wait, haha. I put the exact amount of milk you like, see?” He set it down carefully, watching her face. “You’re not mad I took so long, right? I was just trying to get it perfect.”>She said it was fine. He sat too close on the sofa, knee pressed against hers, and immediately started scrolling on his phone with the screen tilted so she could see. A notification from his mum popped up. He opened it in front of her and typed back, narrating: “Just telling her I’m with you so she doesn’t worry… she really wants to meet you properly, you know? I told her you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”>He laughed softly, then looked at her with wet, earnest eyes. “I don’t know what I’d do without you. Like, seriously. Sometimes I just lie awake thinking you’d be better with someone who has his shit more together. You’re not thinking that, are you?”>His hand found hers and squeezed too tightly. “Please just tell me if you ever get tired of me. I’d rather know. I can take it. I think.”
Physical activit makes a headache worse. Only women get a benefit from doing certain exercises with other people when they have their period headaches.
>>34775168well idk, its what I was shown and yes it works for those sort of headaches too
Going out to eat YUM!:D No idea what though :/ Will think of something on the way:)
>>34775167Everything after the mugs is cringe.
>>34775166When did you first taste cum?
>>34775174When I blew my first bf towards the end of highschool. How about you?
>>34775170Please teach me
Women… hmmmm. Not sure what to do. Can't live with them. Can't live without then.
>>34775175Why are you lying? You're forgetting someone. And you were in your 20s when you dated your cousin that cheated on you?
Men, if I told you I am not comfortable with public display of affection would you still date me?
>>34775179>says the lying pedophile
>>34775180I'm not comfortable either. I'm barely comfortable if it's private.
>>34775182You can't even tell the truth to your therapist, but everyone can tell you're a disgusting freak.
>random Asian blue collar workerWas not on my bingo card for today
>>34775180Sure, I'm not too comfortable with them anyway.
>>34775180No
>>34775180You wouldn't date a guy who doessn't dominate you in public, forcing you to accept his affection.
>>34775177you sit upright and push your neck back to make a double chin while keeping your eyes and head level
The majority of women in America are unstable drug addicts, and it's not wonder civilization is so fucked up
>>34775200i don't get what you mean but I'm on an absolute laundry list of drugs and thats what keeps me stable
>>34775205sounds like you are not stable
>>34775200>blaming women when that's clearly a tranny
MEN: Please asses the following mock-situation and rate it on the [CUNT-O-METER] scale.1 = "Not a cunt". 10 = "Burn her at the stake."->She scrolled her phone at dinner, smirking at a message before flipping it face-down. “Just an old work friend. He still texts sometimes… you know how it is.” When he asked who, she rolled her eyes. “God, don’t be that guy. It’s nothing. He used to take me to that rooftop place, actually. Way more spontaneous than this.” >Later she stretched across him on the couch, then suddenly laughed at another notification. “Ugh, Mark’s in town this weekend. Remember I told you about him? The one from before you. He’s always so… intense.” She didn’t move her leg when his hand rested on her thigh, but her eyes stayed on the screen. “You’re getting weird about it. I talk to people. It’s not like I’m sleeping with half the city. Like you seem to almost want to believe.">She stood up, already typing a reply, and tossed a dismissive glance over her shoulder, “I’m heading to bed. Don’t wait up if you’re going to keep interrogating me about every guy who ever liked me.”
>>34775205You've been taking them since you were a child and literally have never experienced what it's like to have a clear mind.
>>34775184>>34775182
>>34775210You shouldn't pretend to know anything about their life.
>>34775207they are what make me stable. if I'm off them I'll be hearing voices and doing dumb shit>>34775210i started meds 3 years ago in my 20s
>>34775213So you did date your cousin in your 20s? Why are you avoiding that question? You were quite proud of it in this thread.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30808845/#30811045https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30808845/#30811068https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30808845/#30811160
>>34775222>>34775182
>>34775223Those are your own posts. What did I lie about? And I'm not a pedo, I'm not you. Tell atoga about your shota fetish or why you want a son, you projecting freak.
>>34775200Pregnancy is body horror though. The concept is pretty much inextricably linked to puberty and sex, which pregnancy is just an extension of. But saying that the maternal instinct doesn’t exist is a cringe attempt at hyperbole by a punk faggot female who is probably ugly
>>34775224You spam the thread saying that you believe that raping a child is a type of relationship. You're a disgusting pedophile who can't go one day without thinking about the rape of a real child and making up details to suit your sick fantasy. And everyone who reads about your obsession with child rape is so disgusted by you that they never respond to you. This is your monthly pity response so you don't kill yourself.
my teeth are permanently beige. they are british white but i want american white. is it worth getting professional whitening as a man?
>>34775233He doesn't have maternal instincts because he's a man on hormones.
>>34775235Pure white teeth are off putting. I like mine coloured a tad.
>>34775234>so you don't kill yourself.Why would you want that?
>>34775234Nobody was talking about that. I only asked about your own posts here >>34775222You seem to make up things in your mind.
>>34775241Mentally ill people killing themselves rather than getting the help they need is unfortunate and avoidable.
>>34775238Idk anymore, there is a lost generation of extremely radfem women right now with half-baked truths as the foundation of their raison d’être. Getting mad at twitter doesn’t do anyone any good thoughever. Maybe they always existed but never had a platform to look dumb on before social media was invented
>>34775243>unfortunateDisagree.
House. Roadhouse.
/atoga/ banking system. I should start a business. There would be /atoga/ easter eggs all over.
>>34775246I'm tempted to agree with you, but for every plainly evil person like that anon, there must be a number of decent but unwell people who need a supportive system to get better.
>>34775250like what?stupid namefag references? or something more substantial?
>>34775246Lmao, you'll say that they're weak or something like an edgy social darwinist teenager or something? Grow up and live in the real world.
Hi atoga im working on a project what clothing should my male and female characters wear during christmas but they’re in a forest
>>34775256They should both be naked
>>34775256This >>34775257. Forest people are one with nature.
>>34775246NTA depends on the mental illness.Like yeah BPDemons who play the avoidant card every other month are evil, but I don't think that's enough to justified dying.Whereas a retard who goes out and kills and rapes, yeah those deserve the worst.
>>34775262How about someone who stalks a woman online and publicly talks about his fantasies concerning how she was raped as a kid?
>>34775263That's very deranged and to everybody surrounding them at least annoying.But I would not put that into the suicide box.
>>34775260>>34775257::/
>>34775253No clue
What’s the best travel insurance I can get?
>>34775252What is evil about my posts? You said it yourself that you wanted a relationship with your cousin, but he cheated on you.Look, these are your own posts: >>34775222
>>34775264What sort of help do you think they could realistically seek?
its so fucking weird when people say one thing and mean the complete opposite
>>34775281yeah right I totally believe you
>>34775235>Professional whitening as a man?No because the beige color of teeth happens because the dentine pulp inside of tooth is orange. When teeth enamel naturally thins over life, they became slightly transparent and the orange pulp of the tooth shows through, hence the yellowing color.Whitening solutions usually involve using chemicals that burn the fuck out of the enamel and make the problem worse. Most of the big bright fake white smiles you see on TV are from using veneers, which are artificial pure white plates that are basically super glued into the front of teeth to give the appearance of white teeth
Suggestion to call precum prettycum from now on.
>>34775289Motion denied. *bangs gavel*
>>34775289Cum light? Cum zero?
>>34775289>Suggestion to call precum prettycum from now on.I'm filing a lawsuit against you. I'll see you in court, asshole
>>34775290>gavelWe're not in front of some judge with fake white locks, nerd.>>34775291I want mine to be vanilla cum.>>34775293Noooooo!
Suggestion to rename "precum" to "Snake sauce"?
/atoga/ live action movie starring:Christina Hendricks as BlueValkyrieSydney Sweeney as JHZendaya as KorrasamiAnd Ryan Gosling as Anon
>>34775296And femanon?
>>34775296Can we not glorify the namefags even through humour thank you
>>34775296I'll play Sydney's cousin
>>34775296Why did JH completely change in every aspect?
>>34775301>t. Swiss who is sad she didn't get cast as Sydney Sweeny
>>34775307No idea who that is
>>34775296Are you trying not to match to looks on purpose or something?
>>34775256MI think ChatGPT would be more useful for such thingsMaybe try the Until Dawn look
>>34775313thanks ill give it a shot. i was going to ask fa but that board is scary. maybe out would be good
Ded thread
alright, rolecall foidscome clean, which one is it?BlueValk and kittenwhore 100% do
>>34775296>Christina Hendricks as BlueValkyriethis is more accurate if she bulks up a little
>>34775323What are you, a foid?>that board is scaryAnd /adv/ isn't?
>>34775333idk its weird there
>>34772446I need to ask, what does it feel like when jizz drips out of the pussy? Does it feel like anything?
>>34775339It feels like jizz, dripping out of a pussy
>>34775341What about psychologically? Do you feel conquered, claimed, like your purpose has been fulfilled?
>>34775336>>>/fa/I guess watches are popular, baka
>>34775332Or that Schumacher bitch on her fattest years.Equally unfunny and tryhard.
I got piggle juice on my shird
My work crush’s shirt rode up a little and showed a small sliver of her waist and tummy. I needed a full reset to stop myself from thinking thoughts to depraved.I should ask her out
>>34775339Feels like heavy discharge, but you mentally acknowledge it's not your own stuff so it's extra weird.
>>34775323>maybe out would be goodYou mean /out/?Surprisingly few autists there, so you might get normal answers, but don't think they really know much about outfits, unless it's for being outside.However, are you ready to wait for several days for like three replies? Because /out/ is slow.
Everyone is always angry at meI’d like to fast forward time two weeksI don’t want to be awake
>>34775345Do uncs and aunties still wear watches?Bruh, just buy a smartphone
>>34775323fa is just indians shilling watchesIt used to be a good board. Maybe you can help make it better
>>34775345>>>/fa/18714875Kek
>>34775353It’s an indian mentality
Anyone wanna get freaky?
We were made for each other
>>34775339sometimes when I sleep with cum on me it drips into my arsecrack and it feels wet and unpleasant
>>34775348Are you physical with each other at all?
I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like femanon's crotch in the morning.
Proud to call myself a Moid
>>34775344Women, do you actually attribute ameaning to certain sex acts like this, like men often do?
>>34775353What's funny about Gen Z stereotypical males is they are going to be known as statistically the most unfuckable men in human history. 30 - 34% of them are virgins. Conversely, Gen Z women will mostly likely be regarded as the most unlovable in all of history, only 4% of the Gen Z females managed to get married before the age of 25. 77% of them viewing marriage as non-essential, and an overall projection that only 58% of them will ever marry at all in their lifetime. Almost half of them will be alone. And all because they couldn't say 'no' to getting a broccoli fade. Well done Zoomer dudes, your stupid haircut has FUCKED everything up
>>34775373Hey cheese fuck! Gimme some cooze
>>34775354im not up for that task.. theres seems to be a lot of spammers too>>34775351true. i decided to just use google images for now
>>34775376I don't empathize with that specific example. But in general, sure.
>>34775376No, and I think men are fucking weird for doing so.
>>34775379I wouldn't put too much weight on marriage tbwh. By now everyone has gotten the memo that its just a meaningless relic from a bygone time. In practice it makes zero difference if you are married to your partner or not. Romantic 19th century sentimentality is also on its way out in favour of old school pragamtism, which is good.
What is it like to sleep on a moid
>>34775235natural yellow teeth means you descend from people that survived poverty and starvation. people with white teeth die out in those conditions.
Is it normal that when I have a headache I just eat a bunch of junk food?
>>34775392That's not healthy anon.
>>34775389Warm, comfy but firm
>>34775379>And all because they couldn't say 'no' to getting a broccoli fade. Well done Zoomer dudes, your stupid haircut has FUCKED everything upThey got that haircut because foids loved it. It's also not their fault that female hypergamy is on steroids, literally, you have to take roids to get a gf nowadays.Saw this young couple yesterday>guy is taller than the pretty girl and is in gym gear wearing a tank top>he's in great shape with a good face>we get on the train>see massive acne bumps on his back, not even white zits, just looks like he got attacked by a swarm of bees But I guess taking gear worked for him if he got the pretty girl
>>34775235>i want american whiteThose are achieved by fucking up your enamel, no one has freakis white teeth like this naturally. If you go for it, you better be ready to wear full dentures by age 50 at latest.
>>34775393Is it a known thing that headaches make you crave potato chips and mini donuts?
>>34775396Correlation isn't causation, I know scrawny imply zoomies who have no problem getting gfs. Theres a huge subset of zoomies who got their brains cooked by social media and think they need to look like retards to score a basic gf. Don't forget that blackpill, looksmaxx whatever shit has been seeping into the normiesphere for over a decade by now.
>>34775389Warm
>>34775389For you, probably soft and comfy. For me, uncomfortable and hot due to having a person on top of me.
>>34775399Adding, it alt least means I will still get zoomie pussy in my 40s and 50s, because zoomie men have roided away all their potential by age 30 and will simply be balding fat Eunuchs from then on.
>>34775387Yeah old school pragmatism, that's great zoomie, sounds super exciting and makes my heart throb. I'm sure your females are going to be head over heels being told that they're not getting their big day, not even a trip to a boring humanist office to sign papers it's just going to be 'partners' cohabitating, staring at phones together lol. Shave the broccoli head off dude it's a foreign invasive species that's taken control of your mind
New: >>34775405>>34775405>>34775405>>34775405
>>34775406Bruh
>>34775404Bid, I'm not from the US , your obsession with marriage is just whack. Couldnt imagine anything more childish than making out your entire lifes luck by a single party.Frankly , any woman who considers getting married as "her big day" is terminally low IQ and not worth marrying in the first place.And btw, most of the couples staring at screens are people who married after two years just to be married and are now trapped.
>>34775367Who is we?
>>34775368you are supposed shower after, lazy slob
