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>>34775405Chat, why so early?
Men aren't lonely enough.
What's funny about Gen Z stereotypical males is they are going to be known as statistically the most unfuckable men in human history. 30 - 34% of them are virgins. Conversely, Gen Z women will mostly likely be regarded as the most unlovable in all of history, only 4% of the Gen Z females managed to get married before the age of 25. 77% of them viewing marriage as non-essential, and an overall projection that only 58% of them will ever marry at all in their lifetime. Almost half of them will be alone.And all because they couldn't say 'no' to getting a broccoli fade. Well done Zoomer dudes, your stupid haircut has FUCKED everything up
No auto Durk was litty as hell. #freesmurkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-2s_2b-Qlo
>>34775405there's no women on the internet. what the fuck is this. tranny nanny hour?
>>34775415this shit is the result of the elites promoting hookup culture and the likethey want to combat "overpopulation" look up the bildenberg meetings
Is this true?
>>34775421I thought bell hooks was a lesbian
Women, what did it feel like to take cum in your mouth for the first time?Not physically I mean psychologically.
>>34775413>ChatAs if you are any better than the OP attention whore.
>>34775423>She describes being queer in her own words as follows: "As the essence of queer, I think of Tim Dean's work on being queer, and queer not as being about who you're having sex with—that can be a dimension of it—but queer as being about the self that is at odds with everything around it, and it has to invent and create and find a place to speak and to thrive and to live."
>>34775419yeah sure, nothing to do with social media turning them into vain narcissists to sell surgeries and beauty products. Its dem gosh darn pre-mayrital relations ah tells ya!Funny enough, they are the most cuckservative generation in memory and tend to christlarp as a sour grapes cope for not having fun. Just look at this board
CHAT LOOK AT THIS ZUNC
>>34775426first time was when I was 14 and I absolutely hated it. psychologically I felt broken
>>34775430who promotes their narcissism? the elite. youre blind
>>34775426It tasted disgusting and made the idea of swallowing cum incredibly off putting for a while. I have gotten more used to it, but guys who demand that women swallow and never spit should taste their own semen first before demanding it.
>>34775428>the self that is at odds with everything around it, and it has to invent and create and find a place to speak and to thrive and to live.That's just called narcissism, an ego that doesn't understand boundaries and feels entitled and demands the outside world confirm to it.
>>34775432why
>>34775434>who promotes their narcissism? the elite."I am not accountable. I am a victim of a nebulous undefinable system"It's like listening to sexless ugly feminists crying about the patriarchy except for some reason guys adopted the attitude but just changed the characters of the script.
>>34775427Chat has been around for years now. Xqc invented it.
>>34775440>"I am not accountable. I am a victim of a nebulous undefinable system"youre retarded. you dont see how the elite control almost everything that happens. youre just looking to stir shit upbesides im not a zoomer, im too old for that.
>>34775435I don't really care if women spit or swallow, but it is really important for the whole blowjob experience that they keep the blowjob going until the guy is done cumming.
>>34775441Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>34775442I wish they did, I genuinely wished the "Elite" controlled everything. It's even worse than that, there's no one at the steering wheel.
>>34775435>guys who demand that women swallow and never spitIs that realky a thing? Sure swallowing is a nice gesture, but if shes not into it then do what.Ofc its different if she swallows Chads nut but not mine.
I love my tribe. /atoga/! *raises fist in the air*
>>34775446t. cuck
>>34775445https://youtu.be/auSnpXLhi40
>>34775445thats what conspiratards are afraid of though. Were just going WHEEEEE into the Abyss and who tf knows how deep it is
>>34775445>It's even worse than that, there's no one at the steering wheel.Are you seriously suggesting things like the WEF and the Bildenberg meetings have no influence? how delusional are you mate. these are the richest and most powerful people in the world conspiring together, and you think they dont do anything
>>34775447You are my chat, /atoga/
>>34775449i like this song
>>34775448WhyI dont like demoralizing women Im with. Its depressing
I called a girl to plan a date a couple days agoI proposed one thing and she asked if this other time would work, I said yeah. It's tomorrow night. now what?Hint: I'm not an incel but lately I've been getting flaked on hardcore and I had a good first date but the 2nd date was meh I think because I didn't text enough. Crazy bc I was really into and interested in the girl but I just wanted to save everything for when we saw each other
>>34775451Lmao the funny part is they die. All of them die, and when they die their game stops only for a new one to take its place. And none of the games are able to last longer than a single generation. No one is at the wheel.
>>34775453I learned about it and Alarm Clocks bt the The Vindictives through Watch Dogs1
Both gendersWhat would you do if you knew for certain that a regular here has commited suicide?
I love women
>>34775456>And none of the games are able to last longer than a single generation. No one is at the wheel.They will protect their own interest in every generation. And its always the elite and powerful, protecting their interest, generations after generations. They control politicians, companies, and much more. They're behind the wheel, and this makes you scared so you deny it
>>34775432>>34775435What would you personally prefer instead of swallowing?
There is nothing I can do.
>>34775460How would I know
>>34775465Great, another autist incapable of understanding hypotheticals. You're the incel one, aren't you?
>>34775462And they allow the blackpill media to flourish they allow anti-elite narratives to be given a platform they allow Alex Jones they allow Red pill they allow blue pill they allow anti-WEF voices to be heard in the millions on social media. They even own social media right? And they allow it. Trust me, if you were speaking truth to power you wouldn't be alive.
>homeless, get bitches>have a home, get no bitchesWhy? It's inconvenient to stay at their places and having to find public places to fuck in. i now have a bed with a whole fucking bed frame in an air conditioned room and I'm drier than a desert.
Women, would you stop shaving your bush if your dude asks you to?
>>34775467You're a cunt head. Dick head.
>>34775460that would be sad
>>34775437i dunno maybe because he was over twice my age>>34775463i like swallowing now
>>34775462NTAYou need to understand that when it comes to the elites, there are different cliques with different goals. Sure a lot of elites may have a similar desire to control the non-elite, but beyond that there tends to be a lot of bickering and splintering due to differening ideologies outside of that. It's like petty high school girl bullshit but with wealthy elderly men.>>34775463I mean I eventually got used to swallowing, but when I hated it I just found it preferable for my man to just jizz on my chest and deal with the cleanup.
>>34775468they allow it because they know it doesnt matterthose narratives arent promoted in education and are considered controversial. black pill is consistently labeled as extreme right ideology and attackeddont act like they arent hindering it
>>34775469Maybe its because you were outside, touching grass and chatting up chicks for spare change all the time?How do you even meet women while homeless, for real.
>>34775460Sad. Unless I didn't like them.
>>34775471Yes and this has been asked of me, so I've stopped. I don't like my bush though it grows too long.
>>34775435Where do women usually spit, though? You aren't dirtying the room like an animal, right? I'd rather cum inside a pussy then, fr fr.
>>34775430>Funny enough, they are the most cuckservative generation in memory and tend to christlarp as a sour grapes cope for not having fun. Just look at this boardI wonder why they do that, the Christlarp thing? I'm born Christian and every time I speak with a 'trad' who says he is Christian when I ask them about the soul they go like "idk man not sure if I believe in the soul, it depends what we mean by soul"???? What even is Gen Z
>>34775478I definitely was motivated by a place to sleep and free food, yes. You talk to them while they're outside.Hostels are good, convenience stores.
>>34775482what has any of that to do with paying a bunch of lawyers and cake bakeries? Get a grip.
>>34775467How did I find out they killed themselves retard
>>34775476>You need to understand that when it comes to the elites,Am I denying that?they agree on a lot of things, such as lowering the birthrates through any means necessary for the peasants
I am starting to see why people dislike people on bicycles and scooters. None of these people that almost ran me over were even near the bike lane. Fuckers.
>>34775481I answered this but >>34775476 when I hated swallowing I just found it preferable to be cummed on.>>34775483NTAI imagine it's just to spite their liberal non-religious parents. Not too dissimilar to reddit atheists who want to spite their conservatives Christian parents.>>34775487My point is that when it comes to the elites, they eventually falter because of the differing cliques and ideologies.
>meet french woman at a hostel in foreign country>we fall in love>she must return>future is brought up>she says we'll see>I say let's plan>we discuss, I want more, she wants less>she breaks up with meI could have been happyShould I just have never brought up planning for the future?
>>34775486You don't have any friends from here?
>>34775490You just weren't on the same page. It's fine. Better for both of you.
>>34775489>they eventually falter because of the differing cliques and ideologies.they dont. because they agree on enough things. hence the population control were experiencing. the push for "green" solutions. "wokeness" its everywhere. the only reason they pushed for trump in the USA is because of ionist expansionism. they win either way, because they play both sides
If someone on here killed themselves, and I found out about it, I would be indifferent and the thought would fly past my brain in a second.However, I would never know otherwise, and it would never be a thought in the first place. You don't matter
Women, what do you think of the rise of looksmaxxing among men?
>>34775490It was just a holiday fling dude, let it go. Why do some guys sperg out over every bit of female contact
>>34775496Damn man, you're a true nihilist. You've even watched Rick and Morty. haven't you?
>>34775493like I'm on page 3 and she's on page 2?
>>34775496I don't matter to you? I am wounded. Big whoop.
>>34775497I think it's retarded and any man dumb enough to buy into it deserves all the negative consequences that come with it.
>>34775495Youre implying that a bunch of wasted money and a non-binding contract somehow are necessary for a real relationship. Which is retarded.
>>34775489>I imagine it's just to spite their liberal non-religious parents. Not too dissimilar to reddit atheists who want to spite their conservatives Christian parents.But it makes no sense though. When I had my atheist phase when I took a break from my Christian heritage I at least stayed consistent with atheistic ideological identity. Christlarpers will say "Christ is King" and then completely disregard the vocation of marriage which is sacrament as something to be deliberately undermined and disrespected. Christ's first ever public miracle was at a wedding.
I want to cancel this trip, how can I orchestrate this
>>34775500Nta but what they say is pretty realistic to what we do when we hear about people we don't know or care about in real life. Realism would be more accurate.
>>34775499yeah you're right, when a girl says she loves me I'll give less of a shit now.
I still follow my pagan heritage. Zeus is King.
>>34775502Do blades of grass cut you as well? Does air choke you?
>>34775511Honestly at this point I don't even care, I would rather share society with Pagans than people pretending to be Christians who know they only want to whore their 'faith' for clout and political ideology. Clown world
>>34775510Context my dude, as always. If she says it after a four weeks intense holiday fling its just a hormone high that fades quickly ich nce youre both back home. She says it after a year of an actual relationship, thats different.Its an emotional expression, not a binding magical conjuration.
Religion is tad too dogmatic and outdated, let philosophy deal with all that metaphysics shit, frfr
>>34775508Maybe, but most people still feel that a stranger, someone who probably didn't deserve it, killing himself is tragic or sad. And even if they didn't feel that, proclaiming that others don't matter and they wouldn't feel anything is peak edginess, the kind of thing that a teenager who just discovered nihilism would say to look cool.
>>34775505Usually whenever I see "Christ is King" they're usually peddling some antisemitic bullshit
>>34775415It's why the opposite of incel isn't a "femcel", it's an inspin, or involuntary spinster.Like incels, they'll claim to actually do it voluntarily (volcel/volspin) because "women/men are whores/trash".
>>34775514I find hypocrisy to be as bad as rape and murder.
>>34775513Its Basically what you imagine marriage to be, just without the ritual.Even in my parents generation there are countless couples who are now in their 80s, had children , have been together for 50+ years and never married. I really dont see the point of it. Youre arguing from a purely sentimental standpoint.
I want to bring a date to a bakery that a girl I dated works at. We went on one date, had a passionate makeout but then she rejected me after another meeting.This makes girls jealous right? It wouldn't make me jealous but I hear it works on women. Especially if the girl I bring is hotter, which she is.inb4 "girls" on here will say no
>be man>get married>wife and mom seem to resent each other quietly>argue about petty things like family get together scheduling or when to take family wife trips >to the point my mom and wife each think the other hates them>they're basically fighting over control of me / the family >but they would never in a million years admit that's what they're doing Why are women like this? Who gives a flying fuck if the beach trip in the summer is July or June? Who gives a fuck if the bbq is Friday or Saturday night next week? Who gives a flying fuck ?They're both fighting for social control and it's exhausting. Women are just as toxic as men they just hide it better and deny deny deny
>>34775516Yea bro like Nietszche man.. *rolls joint, does that gay flick of the tongue against the paper before tightening the spliff* Fwoooohh *exhaled sewer breath from weed stink* Nihilism is like.. the anti-answer y'know? Like God is dead fr so we need like that Ubermensch now on jah.
>>34775522Smells like some senseless Yuro bullshit
>>34775523Imagine being 35 yeare of age and jestering this hard for a ditzy 20 yo retard. Just let it go man, youre a fool.
>>34775515ur so right man, let her take her time to find herself and her career, maybe in 10 years you can marry her and have kids dude.modern dating was a mistake. I was supposed to impregnate her day one.
>>34775525NTAWeed smokers don't have bad breath like tobacco smokers, come on now.
>>34775523If people like you can date a girl, I guess there's still hope for me, thank you.
>>34775526Meanwhile you retards have problems like this >>34775524 because you marry after two beers and a fuck like niggerbrained retardsAnd yeah, I want a woman who contributes, not a cabin fevered fat NEET in my house.
>>34775529>Weed smokers don't have bad breath like tobacco smokers, come on nowAlright alright I may have exaggerated a bit. Their breath is usually alright after eating their weight in snacks from the munchies.
>>34775532Your family never has arguments? Fuck your yuro bullshit
>>34775533It doesnt, thats purely an anglo retardation.Baseline is that I see better investments for our common net worth than feeding it to lawyers and wedding caterers.
>>34775525It is like jumping headfirst into the puddle and thinking you're smarter. Sarcasms is lowbrow.
>>34775535FEnjoying media targeted towards kids is the first thing to come to mind.
>>34775495Think he meant that this is the end result of prolonged hookup culture, not the current existence of a vibrant hookup culture.Y'know, like how people say "late stage capitalism".
>>34775535mI hate womanchild habits just as a woman should hate manchild habits wtf lol
>>34775540i like teen titans go
>>34775518>Usually whenever I see "Christ is King" they're usually peddling some antisemitic bullshitI got no idea what it's about. Christ is King yeah, but to publicly use it as a social flare gun is just virtue signalling but using the faith as the flavour which to me always indicates a lack of true faith. Christ doesn't need defended, nor does God. Death couldn't even touch Him lol and they're worried their ideological opponents on X can somehow. Social media is a cancer
>>34775543Okay correction, I'm fine with adults enjoying media targeted towards kids as long as it's good. Teen Titans Go is terrible taste.
>>34775535I don't mind a disney girl as long as she dresses up like Jasmine and lets me plap her in it.
>>34775535MBoy I sure hope women say painting miniatures as their answer.I'm not sure. I don't interact with women enough to know what a 'womanchild' habit even would be. I guess the vague issue of not growing up out of the disney princess phase? I'm not sure. Or meangirling.
>>34775525There are enough theistic models in philosophy, uncJust pick whatever you like
>>34775535MI don't know, enjoying cute or childish stuff? Or being cuddly?
>>34775541hookup culture is mostly caused by longer term casual stuff being impossible in the US. Its either clandestine one night stands, or being on the fast road to marriage. No inbetween. So ofc the only way to have sex without a dedicated relationship is by being disgustingly promiscous.
>>34775545I also like gravity falls
Girls, would you ever suck a guy's dick to completion without him reciprocating or doing any other sex act with you? Would you find that degrading?
>>34775545Holy based
>>34775535MIdk. I like to pamper them and make them happy, but I hate being demanded anything. Entitlement can be cute if its subtle.
>>34775550>Theistic models in philosophy The word is "theology" zoomer.
>your opinions/takes don't matter unless you show your face, coward!Agree?
How does one flirt?What constitutes as flirting?State Gender?
>>34775549Oh, sorry those would be examples of womanchilding I would NOT be okay with.
>>34775552I'm relocating to the US for a year or so, are you saying I need to start hooking up if I wanna benis in bagene?
>>34775559FNo. This is only said by people who are butthurt that they can't dox someone with an anime avatar who hurt their feelings.
>>34775559>your opinions/takes don't matter unless you show your face, coward!Disagree it's bait to get you to open yourself up to social sabotage if the person gets angry enough
>>34775535MCan’t cookCan’t cleanGeneral girlfailure habits I’m willing to overlook and may sometimes find endearing actually. Deep in my marrow I am a caretaker
>>34775560MMake inside jokes, measure how risqué the conversation is going, if you are a man, let them know you understand and think of them. Flirting is just playful intimacy, more than anything else I believe.
>>34775535Fidk im totally fine with gamers if that counts>>34775549painting miniatures is alright too!
>>34775503But women have been doing it all this time.
>>34775566Eat the chads, tax the sluts, cum war now.
>>34775558Ye, philosophical theology
>>34775560M, depends on the situation and the personalities of the participants. Could be a look, could be touch, could be jokes, could be teasing, could he compliments. The point is that it shouldn't be too obvious otherwise its cringe
>>34775570Whatboutism simply means that you don't actually disagree with me. I'm not even going to entertain you further beyond that as you're most likely a retard who thinks wearing makeup is equivalent to abusing meth and smashing your bones with a hammer.
Girls, you like dolphins? I want to go to SeaWorld to ride the coasters and see the dolphins.
I have a secret
>>34775566>So you would rather stockpile your money instead of use it to create memories in the short life you have to do so? Sounds like an amazing use of life.Nta but the Zoomer Man is one who lives on the internet they were born into it. The narrative of "divorce rape" is firmly installed into the zoomer man's brain, the 51% statistic etched into their mind. They see reality in statistics, they think life is an RnG loot box and you have no agency and no foresight and box critical thinking to actively avoid picking a gold digger. That would require having self respect and standards and being socially intuitive to weed them out, which they lack. So they prefer to just not marry because all that self respect and social vetting is too hard apparently. It's easier for them to pretend women want to divorce rape them. The idea of sharing funds together as Man & Wife were your money is her money, and her money is your money is an alien concept to them.
>>34775558k, uncif you wanna be precise like that
Women, could you handle this?
Zo zou zike zookies zade zout zof zolasse?
>>34775578Zell zont zell zus zotherwise zit zont ze za zecret!
>>34775583F5/10Looks like a typical middle aged woman for the most part. The dyed hair is cringe for her age, but at least it's a good color.
I feel sick with fear
>>34775584ouyae etardsrae peakingsae oomerzae igpae atinlae? ouyae oomerzae antcae evelopdae rypticae anguagelae assae oodgae assae ouryae illenialmae orebearsae ekkae
>>34775587Fear of what
>>34775589>ekkae
My girlfriend and I are virgins waiting for marriage. We're both very much in love and have made it clear to each other we plan to get married. Twice now while making out things have gotten too hot for me and I've come in my pants with my dick pressed against her.We have not spoken about this, and I am not sure if she noticed or not. I imagine she can feel my dick throbbing against her and then the wetness against her leg when it happens but IDK.I feel like I'm defiling her by doing this especially if she doesn't know.Women, how would you feel about this? Is she going to be disgusted by me if I do it one day and she realizes?
>don’t masturbate (or not able to do so in privacy) and cum for several days or weeks>able to keep conversations flowing smoothly with the multiple girls I’m interested in and talking to on social media>their interest remains high (even if my blatant thirst leaks through)>this regularly leads to us meeting up and me getting laid by the end of the nightAs opposed to me:>maintaining a regular schedule of masturbating and cumming every night before bed>conversations dry up and I can barely keep even one girl interested enough for us to talk past a day>go months without meeting up with a girl or having sex even though I’m actively trying to find or set up opportunities toWomen, do you have some sort of sixth sense when it comes to detecting the amount of semen a man’s withholding or something?
>>34775586>They also say to not marry because women stop trying to make you happy the moment you marry them and that's when they turn into snow hags.If you want marriage advice from successfully married men who can hold a marriage it's generally not a good idea to seek insight from the divorced, male or female. It's like asking how to build a cabin from the person who somehow managed to set theirs on fire
How do I tell her how I feel?
>>34775511He’s a pretty good player
>>34775405I love women, I love experienced women even more. But I hate when pretty women get with ugly men, or fat men, or men that I feel are below them. When I discover these women that I like have had relationships or sex with these men, it makes me lose attraction to them, sometimes it makes me even dislike them. Is this normal?
>>34775606You are the ugly man that is below them
>>34775595How can you type this out and not conclude that any differences you've observed from you changing your own habits could relate to anything but your own personal benefit or interpretation of those habits? It's not women reacting to your change, it's them reacting to you reacting to that change.
>>34775606It's normal to feel envious.
I don’t even care if I lose the money atp I just want to stay home more than anything in the world. Please god don’t make me go there I made a mistake
>>34775611This is an iq test
>>34775497>Women, what do you think of the rise of looksmaxxing among men?It doesn't matter whether it works or not, because I haven't seen a single "looksmaxxer" whose personality isn't absolute dog shit.>>34775535>List some manchild habits you don't actually mind.Guys who want to be mommy'd. Playing video games.Sophmoric humor>>34775555>would you ever suck a guy's dick to completion without him reciprocating or doing any other sex act with you? Yes, you should pleasure your partner because you want to, not in hopes of reciprocation. Just like doing good deeds.>Would you find that degrading?No, anything is only as degrading as you make it.>>34775606>Is this normal?I don't want to kiss someone that licks toilets.
>>34775415So glad I'm not a cucked blackpilled weirdo
>>34775416Yes I love my bigga smurk I listen to big bro every day onfoenemgrave on shawndelgregorygravefoenemllmy hokybab
>>34775594Ur a faggot who is wasting your youth lol
>>34775625Ur a faggot wasting your time replying to ragebait
>>34775574NTAUnironically, whats wrong with the actual methods they use beyond seeming extreme at a first glance? It's just a fact that certain aspects of visual beauty cannot be "fixed" so to speak without things such as surgeries to alter the very bone structure of your face. Why is wanting to not be ugly such a sin?
I need a girlfriend I need a girlfriend I need a girlfriend I need a girlfriend I need a girlfriend I need
How do I get a gf like this irl?She doesn't have to be a cat.
>>34775625At least he's on track for marriage, he's doing better than 99% of his peers
>>34775628>What's wrong with abusing meth to lose weight?If you're seriously asking this, then that's a sign that public schools have only gotten worse over time.
>>34775635I wasn't talking about meth, I don't know anything about that. Also, it feels a bit dishonest to bring that up when I specifically mentioned the word "surgery" in the post.
ladies how off-putting do you find autistic traits like piercing stares or difficulty emoting
>>34775636Well my problems with "looksmaxxing" aren't about men trying to look better, my problems are entirely about the extremely unhealthy methods they use in an attempt to achieve their goals. So your "What's wrong with not wanting to look ugly?" question is a pointless strawman of my views.
>>34775616>whorra
Ladies how off-putting do you find autistic traits like posting about how you need a catgirl gf on /atoga/
>>34775637>piercing stares or difficulty emotingI'm like this too so it wouldn't bother me lol
>>34775639The vast majority of them just seem to want plastic surgery and/or semaglutide drugs to get super lean. Is that so bad?
>>34775645would you have staring contests with me
>>34775646I highly question that given that all of the popular looksmaxxers are all abusing drugs or engaging in other unhealthy habits. Furthermore, I'm generally against plastic surgery in principal as it's almost always an extreme solution to minor body insecurities.
>>34775651>principal instead of principleFuggin typos.
>>34775426>file_not_found
>>34775647Sure!
>>34775460Depends on who it was.
>>34775654That traumatic?
>>34775471No. After a point I'd have to trim it.
>>34775656Me
>>34775497Men don't even do it the right way and sometimes make themselves uglier because they're so stupid and gay washed. Skip through a halmark movie is all you have to do to get outfit ideas.
Both genders, if you could change the ending of a movie to improve it, which one and how?
>>34775646the real reason is that women are instinctively put off by men who need/want to alter their appearance with serious effort beyond basic grooming/hygiene. It comes off as neurotic and vain, but most importantly as insecure and lacking confidence in oneself. It's basically a big sign that says "look at me look at me look how needy for external approval I am", which is a wildly unmasculine personality to have.
>>34775606>men that I feel are below themUnfortunately that's normal in this generation of men that's what makes this generation of men fucked up. Before this, it was not a normal mindset at all. That shit only crept into the male psyche on the advent of social media, and that's because social media promotes passive narcissism. Which means men are now practicing vanity like women and it repels actual women, because women don't like vanity even their own vanity, it's something they have to try to suppress their whole lives the same as how us men have to suppress things like lust or wrath our whole lives. That's the fucked up part about the newer gen it's like the women developed all the ugliest parts of a man's pride and the men developed all the prettiest parts of a woman's vanity it's like wtf lol
>>34775673Pettiest parts*Not pretty at all. Though hey, a lot of the men want to be pretty boys and femboys now lmao
>>34775578Hello Killroy
>>34775606>I love women,Pathology. You're supposed to only love the ones close to you. Love is for one person.
>>34775595This has never been the case for me
Bruh look goofy asl innat
>>34775497They hate it for the same reason most normies/men hate it too: there is an implicit and wildly pessimistic claim in the core ethos of looksmaxxing, which is that lookism basically dominates the majority of human social interaction and the things we typically value and want to glorify aren't super important. Whether that's true or false is ultimately irrelevant, the point is that one group is quite aggressively proclaiming that much of what people value does not matter, even to the people who personally claim it does. That's always bound to give a negative response, whether or not it is true.
Just be fucking slutty, femanon.
>>34775669I would change the end of the Shawshank Redemption to not show whether Red ever actually found Andy Dufresne, or what that reunion looked like if he did. That final shot of him on the bus with his arm resting on the window as he monologues about his uncertain (but free) future seemed like a more honest and narratively fitting to me. The ensuing "yeah he found him and they're friends again don't worry" bit at the very end felt a bit forced, like it needed to be made clear for the audience so they didn't need to think or come up with their own thoughts. Also it simply doesn't feel as good that way when compared to Morgan Freeman's monologue, at least from my opinion.
>>34775528Lighten up nigger , it was a casual holiday fling. Provided you're american you probably wouldn't get it. Just try to imagien thtat people can be close to each other and have sex without immediately marrying afterwards, okay?Pull the stick out of your ass.
>>34775689I just saw a Goth chick in complete makeup dressed in nothing more than basically a bikini , right in the street of the turk Ghetto I live in. BPD just oozing off her
>>34775692>Provided you're american you probably wouldn't get itits always so bizarre reading the foreign perceptions of our culture online. There's this odd aggressive certainty with which they ironically interpret the current social norms completely backwardly then use that totally incorrect perception to inform their ensuing criticisms with iron-clad certainty. It's not even ignorance, it's like anti-knowledge. Like you know the truth but it's totally flipped on its head intentionally. Very odd.
>>34775628NTA and the issue is mainly that people turn to these things because they have an issue (very low self esteem, unhappy in their love/sex life...) that will not be fixed by getting surgery. Those feelings are irrational (not like ugly confident people or ugly people with rich love/sex lives do not exist) and they will not be solved with a rational fix. Of course there are situations where someone obsesses over, say, a big ass mole and then it can actually help them to get it taken care of. But the majority of people turning to enhancing surgeries do not do so to target a concrete issue like that but to dissuade general feelings of unworthiness and unease in their body that simply will not go away. Furthermore, it is very hard to judge "from the inside" how the procedures actually look to others. It is very easy to end up with some level of uncanny valley or otherwise undesirable effects that you cannot see yourself because you are so focused on whether technically your features line up better with your ideal or not. Like how a woman who was always insecure about her naturally thin lips will have a verrry hard time recognizing when she veers into comical duck face-pout lips. So the risk is that in your attempts to look better, you even end up looking worse to others. Of course to top it off literally any kind of procedure or surgery comes with risks so even apart from whether your desired effect looks good to others, you always risk a botched procedure that is hard to correct.And this is not going into the pain, the recovery time and all the money down the drain.
>>34775689Is she single?Does she like fat ugly balding guys?
>>34775497Totally retarded.>>34775570Agreed, and it has also always been totally retarded. I want a future where people enjoy each other's unique, natural fresh-faced looks and not a future where we all try to emulate photoshopped instagram models.
>>34775699It sucks being born literally anywhere else besides the United States
>>34775699Most of your shit is just Puritanism in a new dress, and we did kick you out of Europe for being insufferable loony fanatics in the first place, remember? >>34775707Did they make you repeat that sentence at school daily? Friend did an exchange semester in the US, and they did make everyone say "the worst day in america is still better than the best day anywhere else" , repeat by rote every single day. Literally North Korea style propaganda and you actually believe this shit lmaoYes, it is infuriating with people who are living in a propaganda created delusion and basically do not interact with the outer world in any meaningful way.
>>34775606I think it is normal in the sense that it is fairly common, women are socially supposed to be the gatekeepers of sex, plus a lot of men are already weirded out by the whole concept of enjoying men sexually so then a particularly conventionally unattractive man is even worse, like she's rolling through shit or something. I do think it is worth questioning this belief though, simply because it is really shallow. If an attractive woman (also) dated conventionally unattractive men that primarily shows that either looks were not that much a priority or that she has a very broad idea of what is beautiful/attractive. Those are definitely not bad traits for your partner to have. On the flip side, a woman could have dated a string of model tier hot guys that were all ruthless assholes. If by your own belief system you are fine with that and not with her having dated a guy you would immediately be lifelong best friends with, just because he was pauchy, then I think you either have to embrace you yourself are a deeply shallow person or you have to realize you are better than this knee jerk judgment and you want to keep questioning it.
>>34775669I'd make the end of Little Shop of Horrors the original ending
Do women know when a guy has a crush on them?Like when a guy says, "wait, Nona, I just wanna say uh.... ya know, nevermind haha", does the women get alarm bells, or are they completely oblivious and think nothing of it?
>>34775713>Friend did an exchange semester in the US, and they did make everyone say "the worst day in america is still better than the best day anywhere else" , repeat by rote every single day. Literally North Korea style propaganda and you actually believe this shit lmaothis is an american baitposting and if you fall for it you are hopeless
>>34775718At the ages where the kind of scenario you describe is most common/likely, they are likely to not realize because they are not experienced enough. And just like very young guys are mortified at the thought of being made fun of because they show interest in someone, their female peers are mortified at the thought of being made fun of because you assumed interest that wasn't there, so they tend to err on the side of caution.
>>34775718I just assume every guy has a crush on me. It's usually close enough to be a valid way to live my life.
Do you look at your partner when you cum? Are they able to kiss you while cumming?My gf looks at then seemingly stops breathing as her pussy grips my dick on and off. She can’t do anything until after the initial height of the orgasm.
how risky is it dating someone at your workplace these days
Reminder
>>34775718I'm pretty oblivious
>>34775726It's pretty 50/50, I love to hold eye contact but my partner also loves having his eyes closed when coming so we do both. We have never kissed while he came but have often while I came, it is possible but the kiss is definitely not elegant, more a holding on to each other's tongue than an actually smooth kiss.
>>34775728Chances are one of both of you will be losing your job(s) in the next 6 months, so the risk right now isn't that high.
>>34775724well la di da, miss pretty popular pants
>>34775728If you can break off things without being a drama queen and don't stick your dick in crazy, its risk free.
Girls, would you try zebra meat?
>>34775718I always doubt he does because I feel inherently unlovable so he’ll have to let me know directly.
>>34775728Not risky, but there are exceptions. Especially in amer*ca.
>My girlfriend and I are virgins waiting for marriage>My girlfriend and IAnon, I...
>>34775728I thought dating in the workplace was always a bad idea?>>34775742Maybe. Is it good?
>>34775743I told this one girl "i'd love you". If someone told you this, would that be close enough?
>>34775728depends; are you M or F?
>>34775735>>34775737im getting into healthcare starting as a cna to see if i like the job and if i do i'll look into a bridge program to begin nursing schoolim not getting into the field just to meet women but there are a lot of women who work in healthcare. on one hand thinking about it now it'd be nice to date someone and be in a relationship where we keep a similar schedule or something>>34775751male
>>34775748>Maybe. Is it good?I haven't tried it yet, but where I'm traveling next year there's an African buffet that has exotic meat. They also serve ostrich and crocodile.
>>34775749Sure!
Ive had some pretty bad dates in Japan but not once has a foid spend all her time on her phone. they just dont do that here. while in europe that has happened to me some times
>>34775749>i'd love youThat's such a weird thing to say. You'd love her if what? Why don't you love her already?
>>34775742I'm a vegetarian
>>34775758Because she's just someone i message online
>>34775748>I thought dating in the workplace was always a bad idea?Thats mostly a myth to increase shareholder value. Wagie units are not supposed to fraternize because it may impact performance, and emotions of any kind give Controlling the iuck anyways. So they ran some stupid propaganda campaign telling everyone that having somethig with a coworker is the worst thing ever and will lead to you losing your job somehow. Meanwhile at my last job it was the talk of the day when the chain smoking milf from accoutnwing was on sick leave because she had another abortion from another of her office colleagues. Nobody gave a fuck nobody lost their job and after two weeks it was never mentioned again.
Imaging me having sex is so weird omg
If the zoomer guys want to get a leg up on their in-group competition, they should just do what they're already good at, steal identity from previous generations before them. In this case, steal dating etiquette from the millennials or the Gen X'rs. Such as:>Meet and date on neutral socially warm environs>Display patience when waiting for replies>Don't always assume the girl isn't interested when she wants time to think about your proposals>Don't get angry or bitchy when you're rejected >If you start dating, make it feel special, go somewhere special>Consider gestures of old times, buying the girl a nice bouquet of flowers>Take her to an amusement park or arcade see if you can do what we did with our girls, demonstrate skill at a claw machine, win a big cute prize and then demonstrate kindness by giving it to her >Go on a serene and romantic picnic, take initiative and make or purchase a spread of foods, sandwiches and fruits and either a nice wine or whatever your preferred drink is and just communicate>Take her bowling and laugh at the fact you both suck but have fun anyway>Play fun verbal games where you both tell two truths and a lie, see if you can read each other and detect each others fabricated stories Honestly just go old school with it and if you're both self aware about doing this see if you can go explore the old ways of romancing together as a fun mental/emotional exploration and see where it takes you.
>>34775611So what you’re saying is me not gooning everyday is beneficial to my long or even short-term sexual gratification involving members of the opposite sex?This is kind of news to me
>>34775764Nigger all you have to do to "hold onto a marriage" is to accept getting nagged and not having sex. Thats it. Awesome. Why do you think a lot of those married guys tell men to never get married?Theres plenty of women who will shut off their sex drive once papers are signed or enough children are born and thats it, as long as you're cuck enough to not divorce you will be happily married and a factual incel for the rest of your life.
>>34775731Ok but was he truecel
I used to text this girl nearly every day and see her irl somewhat regularly too, but now she barely texts me at all, and when I text her she ghosts mid convo without even answering questions.How do I salvage this? I know I fucked up
>>34775766Thanks gramps
>>34775774If you stop dating your wife the sex dies off. That's the big marriage secret to having sex and enjoying marriage at the same time, just keep dating her. That means keep up with showing her a good time every weekend or at least every other weekend
>>34775778Give it a couple weeks. You'll get over it. You can keep messaging her. But it's much better if you're not attached to her.
>>34775780Its worde din the faggiest way possible, but it is true. Gotta keep stuff fresh, goes for any relationship.That said, marriage culture also encourages a subtype of woman who doesn' t like sex in general to simply "lock down" a man and then stop putting out. Thats not all women, but ofc marriage is highly desirable to the ones who are like this. And suffice to say, theres fuck all the man can do except recognize and ditch imemdiately, which may mean divorce.My Catholic Granddad literally went and got a Papal Anulment of marriage when one chick tried to pull this stunt on him. Woudl have been up shit creek withoput a paddle if he didn't have the connectiosn to get that. You have to be resolute and not fuck around with women who deny sex. Regardless of relationship status.
>>34775782Fuck you
>>34775766You're a retard. I won't even bother with your useless self back-patting post.
34 is too old to have a baby
>>34775790Glad you agree. I beg to differ on the faggeist way possible part. It's my belief a man should be able to talk about romance without it somehow signalling weakness or 'faggy' shit, security in masculinity means not caring about what others perceive of your loving nature lol. As long as you have what it takes as a man that's what counts. Annulment in the Catholic church doesn't require connections, at least it shouldn't. Divorce is forbidden in Catholicism, however, Annulment is funnily enough like a sueor-divorce. Not only does the marriage separate, but the marriage itself is declared as never having existed at all, it's wiped from social memory.That's because annulments are granted when a priest or a bishop investigates and finds out that one or both people, hubby or wifey, had made a broken vow on the wedding. If hubby didn't know wife had an affair when he made the vow, the vow is no longer valid. If wife didn't know hubby had an affair before the vow, same deal. If husband concealed the fact he had anger issues and a history of woman beating and later abuses the wife, the vow is nullified. If the wife pressured the man into marriage by way of manipulation or financial or emotional extortion, the vow is erased. Obviously it's a ton of paperwork and process but the point is the vow is what defines a marriage's groundwork. And if it turns out that's been laid out through lies or coercion, the marriage can't stand. Can't build on sand etc.
>>34775695My cum should be oozing out of her.
>>34775766>take advice from millennials every repulsive, smily, spineless slug I know is a millennial. do not listen to this fucking mongoloid
>>34775778try to arrange a meet (something small, maybe like coffee or lunch without framing it as like a romantic gesture or date) and just try to have a nice time. that's what i'd do if i were trying to suss out if someone was phoning it in. if they say no/dont respond, then you already know. if they say yes, nice, but temper your expectations. your goal here is try to take her pulse regarding how she feels around you>>34775806no but it does get more risky, up to you and you're are partner to decide if thats a risk youre willing to take
>>34775430Most social media sites were funded with seed money from a CIA front company called InQTel
>>34775795Ok. She doesn't like you though. I can see why.
>>34775643She could just ground him, since she's the reincarnation of his father.>>34775728>how risky is it dating someone at your workplace these daysHR will be up your crack the moment the question leaves your mouth.>>34775742>Girls, would you try zebra meat?Sure, I've had antelope and horse. I imagine it's something like one of them.
>>34775720He’s not wrong. Now stop making yourself a victim and do something about your fucked up little hobble of a country. Esp if you’re european… you have no to complain about.
i made moids a bowl of rice
>>34775823still trying too hard buddy
>>34775724How hot are you?
>>34775826I'm starving
>>34775830I'm pretty mid.
>>34775826*kills other moids*Yummy, all mine :3
>>34775827Trying too hard for what exactly? You’re dumb enough to believe that all Americans have everything we want and more. If you’re european, you literally do not have anything to complain about. You’re in the same boat as us. Get off your ass, go to work, go to school, and make something of yourself to make more money. No excuse.
>>34775832Interesting. Do you think guys see you as "approachable?"
>>34775589Of courseae Iae ancae, ownae eatae itshae, uckfacefae.
>>34775726That sounds normal I like holding my breath too. I can't really kiss or talk while cumming I'll lose it. And eye contact is theoretically possible but I prefer not to at the moment it happens since I'm doing weird shit with my face.
>>34775838I don't know. Probably not. Don't most guys think basically all women are unapproachable?
>>34775836>absolute schizobabbleyou lack basic reading comprehension, just plug the posts you want to respond to into an LLM and let it figure things out for you. You don't have the cognition to follow a conversational chain.
>>34775842ellwae itshae iae aketae ittae ackbae, otnae adbae.
>>34775415I'm just going to kms before 25
I SENT MY COWORKER A MESSAGE AND SHE LEFT THE FUCKING COMPANY
>>34775836>Zif Zou Zare Zeuropean Zou zare zin ze zame zoat zas zus! Zo zey zare zot
>>34775853what was the message?
>>34775846I don't know about most guys, but I'm afraid to approach women.
>>34775589>orebearsaeWhat does this mean? Sorebear?
>>34775826I don't deserve rice, just give me millet.
>>34775847Don’t care. I saw that one post and said what I needed to say. Grow up with your victimization and kill yourself; that’s a solution. You complaining and blaming Americans for everything doesn’t help anything, whiny bitch.
>>34775808>That's old school TV shit. The real old school trick is treat her like a side bitch no matter how much she means to you. It still works.It's not TV shit at all I've done all of them. You tell me then what's the treating like a side bitch strategy? Tell me your zoomer ways, give me a list of what guys should do in a relationship
>>34775858you deserve a nice warm meal from sizzlers
>>34775844Same lmao
Women, would you teach a shy, clueless guy how to dance?
>>34775870No. If you want a gf learn how to dance a little first.
>>34775870I don't know how to dance though
>>34775826>i made moids a bowl of riceTURN THEM BACK RIGHT NOW! NOBODY DESERVES THAT!>>34775855>what was the message?You're fired.
Woman’s love is confusing
Girls, would you come over to a guy's house and watch the new release of Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair on 4K Blu-ray? It's four hours long but very entertaining. And I've got a nice surround sound system.
>>34775585Why is dyed hair gatekept behind age?
Is this woman correct, atoga? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785431215645957.mp4
>>34775883I'm not gatekeeping anything, I just think dying your hair unnatural colors past a certain age is cringe.
>>34775889to be cringe is to be free u hag
>>34775616>certified low standardsthis one's a keeper
>>34775891Why are you defending a hag if you hate hags so much?
>>34775897nice older women = non hagsrude older women = hags
>>34775903One slightly un-nice thing is enough to make me rude? I said she had a good hair color and looked like your average middle age woman.
>>34775583>>34775585Dang, she used to be cute https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rKMkjFucTbM&t=30s
>>34775889>past a certain ageThat's gatekeeping. And I'm asking why?
State genderHow much do you have to suffer until you're worthy of love?
>>34775915MNot how that works.
Even though you fool your self your consciousness will be mine. All mine.
>>34775907I she the read haired chick? If yes, then thats the most brutal walling I have ever seen. Sad!
>>34775857>What does this mean? Sorebear?Ahhhh FUCK it was supposed to be forebear fuck fuck I couldn't even do it properly while posturing that I was the best at it I am RUINED
>>34775915Infinite because men don't deserve love, they must earn it
>>34775915MaleLove is a choice that's freely made. If anyone is telling you that you need to earn it or be worthy of it, that person deals in transactional 'love'. Which isn't love at all, just an emotionally stunted imitation of the real thing.
>>34775929Goodnight, sweet Icarus.
>>34775915Fyou dont have to suffer to be worthy of love
>>34775915However little or much it takes to teach you to not be an asshole.
>>34775915i will suffer for 80 years and still not find loveits just what it is
im still confounded by the fact that one day you could be complete strangers with someone and that same day a year later you could be snuggled in bed together
>>34775915FI don't think those are correlated.
>>34775947It makes more sense once you do it and realize how nice it is.
I wanna hug her man I wanna andhehgrgdgfkrnbrvrbtbAaaaaaa my darling
>>34775947Some people don't even wait 24 hours
>>34775947And then yet another year later they're snuggled up with someone new and you're alone vacuuming out the back of your car while trying not to cry.
>>34775947That won't ever happen in my life. Therefore it doesn't happen in anyone's life. What are you talking about?
>>34775947What's even more trippy to think about is when you got a long term gf or a wife or even wife and kids and you remember you and her met in a chance meeting and you think "if I decided to go to (location) 1 hour later, the relationship/marriage would not exist rn"
>>34775947I don't understand what the problem is.
>>34775879Be a high status beta male. Feminine, faggy, but with some money and connections.
State genderIf hibernation/stasis like in sf novels was possible, would you rather date someone who is chronologically older but biologically younger or chronologically younger but biologically older than you?
>>34775915The two aren't connected.
>>34775965seems fairly achievable
>>34775964in general i can see the beginning and the end of things clearly but the middle part that bridges the beginning and end together is something i struggle with a lot even when everything works out. it feels like that quote by michelangelo where he says the statue is basically already there and complete under the marble, he just has to chisel away at the material covering it upi'm autistic if that helps
>>34775975Not in my case but yeah. It's not anything crazy.
>>34775947I've known him my entire life and still no snuggles?!?!?
>>34775980I have bad news
Women would you date a man who hates the homeless
>>34775967Need the bitch to be biologically youngerObviously
>>34775967F. So would I rather date someone who's been in stasis or be the one that was in stasis? The first one I guess. They're not getting me in their fancy tubes I don't trust it.
>>34775965>Feminine, faggy, but with some money and connections.i feel like the things you're likely describing arent easy to ape, you gotta naturally have a bit of that in you for it to not come off extremely forced and unnatural.
>>34775985Depends on how 'hating the homeless' manifested.
>>34775985no
>>34775967>hronologically younger but biologically older than you?Male. how would this happen? is the implication that they put ME in statis? In that cause, automatically the alternative, that shit scares me.
>>34775993nta but i read a news article about a baby that was born a few years ago from a fertilized egg that was preserved since 1991 so maybe something like that?
>>34775993yeah. For instance you was born 60 years ago but spent 40 years in stasis, she was born 30 years ago and never was in stasis
>>34775977For now we see in a mirror, dimly, but then we will see face to face. Now I know only in part; then I will know fully, even as I have been fully known.
moidsis the number of followers a girl has on social media a turn off?
[Men]: What’s a form of male loyalty that looks cold from the outside but feels solid from the inside?[Women]: What’s something women respect in other women but rarely say out loud?
https://youtu.be/hxa6GUIkNac
>>34776003Nobody cares, only her ego.
>the most evil despicable movie villain of our generation is....a guy who just had a crush
>>34776009MMaybe not asking personal stuff? We figure that if the other person wants to talk about it, they will, so we respect that.
>>34776013>The villain of a generation kills himself to try and save the girl
>>34776013Neve saw it, read the quick summary, seems like a gay supernatural/crime thriller version of Romeo & Juliet story
Is 24 young. Really. I don’t have anything I barely have a job. Some people are doing so well and some people have less than I do. I don’t know
>>34776020Far from it.
>>34776013They did a good job making him a punchable faggot who I was happy to see kill himself
*looks back at all of my problems and looks forward at all of the problems waiting for me**sigh**looks at the Sun shining, feels the wind blowing, listens to the water rushing and the leaves rustling*Well the end of the world isn’t here yet. They are doing their job and I will keep doing mine. Onwards!
>>34775926Yeah that's her
>>34776021All age is relative24 feels old compared to when you were 18, but when you're 30 you'll think of 24 as so young. Just don't think about it.
>>34776019Except he tries to pussy out at the last minute.
>>34776003A girl with a social media following might as well be a fictional character as far as I'm concerned.
>>34776013They made him perfectly. Depicts the ultimate ick for a woman: an obsessive, longing incel who is awkward and bad with women. It's like a sculpture of dysgenic behavior, thats why so many women got worked up about how the movie "spoke" to them.
>>34776021It is and it isn't. And what you have is probably never going to be a straight line that consistently goes up as you age. Shit happens. There aren't too many holes a 24 year old can't find their way out of with enough time and effort. Get climbing.
Discussion about the movie Obsession gives me the ick.
>>34775967Permanent twink plz.
How do you repair your relationship with a Sibling that has anger issues?
>>34776043Don’t care + didn’t ask + ratio
>>34776043Avoiding talking about things that give you an ick give me an ick
>>34776039I legit don't understand his mindset. As a man you just check whether you can hit it, and if you can't you move on. Being sad about it for a while sometimes is normal. But why obsess over a woman you can't/haven't even fucked?
>>34776003dependsif she's actually making something creative then it is fine, but anyone constantly being showered in affection and praise for the way they look by thousands of people at the snap of their fingers is bound to mutate into a bit of a dickhead. I don't think I would like to hear that a girl im into spends a ton of time being constantly gassed up and sycophantically yes-man'd by her followers.
>>34776039Why is being awkward such an egregious offense against women?If he was an abusive drug dealer with rizz, then he'd be charming and fixable, but being awkward? That's a monster
>>34776003exposing yourself to pajeets for clout is a red flag in my book. Might be different if she makes so much cash that I can be her sugarbaby.
>>34776051Some people like women for who they are
>>34776045>How do you repair your relationship with a Sibling that has anger issuesJust add a defuser at the start of every confrontation you need to have. "You know I care about you, but (your complaint/concern)." or "I hope this doesn't come across the wrong way but (complaint/concern)". This disarms their inner bomb fuse a majority of the time. Anger issues people seem like they go on the attack from the outside, but in the inside from their PoV they genuinely think you're the attacker and their anger is a defensive reflex that's running off of impulse.
>>34776051Well he's obviously isolated socially and probably doesn't have a great amount of control over his emotions. A rational person would think outside of his feelings and realize that this isn't healthy or worth his time. But people who struggle with that rationality/objectivity get hit like a truck by their emotions and follow them like a moth to a flame, totally uncritically and without control over themselves.
>>34776053NtaWhen people don't understand social etiquette, or choose to disregard it they become a threat. You are acting in a way that is unexpected and inappropriate, what else are you gonna do that's unexpected and inappropriate? Where's the line in the awkward guys mind because it clearly isn't where everyone else's line is. 99/100 the guy is just weird and is actually harmless but that one time you don't listen to your gut that this guy isn't normal you get burned for it.
>>34776057yeah okay that has nothing to do with being unable to move on if they don't like who you are.>>34776053Its not his awkwardness, its the fact that he hides his intentions and doesn't even try to actually rizz her up. But he can make a casual pact with an unspeakable ancient evil in order to get what he wants lol
Hi @chat
>>34776065hello how is your day going?
>>34776068Mid. My life is a mundane mockery of the gift of life. How is your day?
>>34775701She's Russian and has an equally edgy looking femboy bf.
Both gendersHave you ever had someone you know but that lives far away hint at self harm or sucidie?
>>34776077FYeah I used to talk to a kid I met in the psych hospital on AIM
>>34776060That's what the French call a faux paus. The awkward guy is more likely to do something bad if people constantly shit on him and treat him like a monster.>you want me to be a creepy monster? fine, I'll become one thenTurns into his real personality unless some bitch just gave him a chance to become normal.
>>34776074im sorry to hear that, i hope you are able to start enjoying life more <3my day has been nice, just listening to some music now
>>34776063>if they don't like who you are.Bear never even made a move on Nikki. He never knew if she'd have turned him down or not. It was uncertainty, not rejection that drove him mad.>he can make a casual pact with an unspeakable ancient evil in order to get what he wantsYou literally can't blame him for making a vague wish on something he had no reason to expect was actually real.
YOU STUPID FAGGOT. YOU THINK IVE NEVER HAD TO DO ANYTHING TEDIOUS? EVERYTHING I FUCKING DO IS TEDIOUS AND IF I ASK YOH FOR HELP YOH SAY NO. AND YOU WAIT AND WAIT AND ASK AT THE LAST MOMENT DOR MY HELP FOR SOME SHIT YOU CAN DO YOURSELF AND JUSR SONT DEEL LIKE SOING. YOU WILL DIE OF AIDS
>>34776003It's a turn off, but less so if i can pretend her social media shit doesn't exist.
>>3477602124 is young but at the same time if you're not doing anything or you're some thug, it's over. You'll be a loser for life.
Women, did you ever have it happen that a guy didn't find the hole? If yes, was it a huge problem?Context: I had a fight with a bro over this. I am a virgin, and he was very adamant that I should visit a few hookers so I at least "know how to find the hole". I don't want to do that, and I also feel insulted because I have touched one or the other woman and believe you need to be completely retarded to miss the whole pussy shaped guide slot thats leading there.
>>34776081>you want me to be a creepy monster? fine, I'll become one thenHis inability to stay true to good morals is not my problem to fix. If I know someone's response to not being helped is to become a villain that doesn't inspire me to help them that inspires me to inform the authorities lol. I get what you're saying people shouldn't be vilified for just being awkward, but I'm under no obligation to give them any attention or patience. If "people aren't nice to me so I might as well be evil" is a thing he thinks with any seriousness he deserves to be shunned t b h.
This whole thread has made me extremely depressed, sick to my stomach, and want to die
>>34776091They fuck up the angle more than they straight up can't find the hole but it does happen. I wouldn't worry too much about it if I were you though. Definitely not "paying for a hooker" level of worrying about it.
>>34776095Why? The thread is about a whole bunch of things. What was it?
>>34776091legitimately how the fuck does that happen
>>34776098>Definitely not "paying for a hooker" level of worrying about it.Thanks!>They fuck up the angleHow does this happen, or rather how can I prevent this from happening?>>34776102No clue. It didn't even happejn to said bro himself. I think he just wanted me to go to a hooker to not be a virgin anymore. because alledgedly women don't like it and yadda yadda
>>34776099Mainly the Obsession the discussion. I saw it recently and it's really killed my soul as I basically am Bear and now don't feel like living anymore and want to crawl into a dark hole where I probably belong like the subhuman I am
>>34776095Same. Others days is even wholesome and entertaining. Today it just sucks.
>>34776021Do you think it's young?
>>34776009Boob pecking order.
>>34776110Chin up lad.
>>34776107>How does this happen They try to go down not in. Not sure whether they think the vagina burrows straight through to the asshole or if their brains just aren't working because sex.
>>34776110May I tell you about our Lord and Saviour, actually Asking Out Women?
>>34776110You can be like Bear while still accepting the bad things he did are bad and affirming that you would not do things the way he did.
>>34776110Man up boy.
Zen>Zoobs>Zass>Zulva
Women do you find janja garnbret to be inspirational?
35 year old roasties on the internet be like "18 year old women can't consent, this is manipulative and pedoo!!!!", meanwhile 18 year old women in real life are like "I cocktease my dad's friends for fun haha"
>>34776095Antidepressants controlling tools of your system making life more tolerable making life more tolerable
>>34776131Alright buddy.
>>34776131>having sound on when females speak on the internetYour fault. Women are nice to look at, not nice to listen to.
>>34776127no because ive never heard of her but i just looked her up and she seems cool
>>34776121Yeah, I realize now.Is there any way to repent?
>went to some small book store/overpriced bistro place>ger table by myself>order food>see a different waitress who is hot as fuck>olive-skinned Mediterranean beauty with thick black hair and tree trunk thighs>smile at her but she looks away as soon as our eyes meet>fuck>on my phone>she ends up leaving the food on my table for some reason>by the time i realize its her she's already leaving>fuck>eat my food>my waitress doesnt check on me for 10 minutes after im done>use the chance to call out to the hot waitress>tell her that my waitress isnt checking on me and ask her what they have for dessert>she lists some things off>i ask her to pick for me>she seems kinda giddy about it, thinks for a bit, then gives me a really cute smile and says "i got you, trust me">i fall in love a little>she goes over to the bar and basically bends over it to talk to my waitress>my waitress brings the dessert over>the hot one comes over after a few bites and asks what i think>tell her its great and thank her>pay and leavefemanons how do i talk to her? do i need to become a regular, sit in her section, and catch her on a less busy day? pls be patient im autistic
>>34776131You realize those 35 year old used to be the 18 year olds doing that and that's why they're saying it right?
>>34776131I cant wait to have a daughter
>>34776144What you do matters a lot less than whether or not she finds you attractive and wants to talk to you. You can build rapport by going back but you're never going to get anywhere if you can only talk to her while she's on the clock.
>>34776146Yes, we are all aware that they are jealous they can no longer get that attention and now they have to make up some virtue signalling bullshit to cope. Most men aren't fooled by this btw, it's pretty obvious.
What if we arrested the rape victims instead and kept them in custody until there was 100% proof that something happened to them? Foids would be less likely to make false accusations that ruin a man's life for no reason.
hi non-flat women how was your day today
>>34776154Way too obvious bait. Try again.
>>34776153Ok so you do know you're just baiting, had to check.
>>34776158How would you stop foids from making false accusations then? Let's hear your plan.
>>34776155I haven't done anything yet. Trying to get myself motivated to shower bc I have to go buy weed today or I might not sleep tonight.
>>34776095atoga does that
>>34776126Zooba
>>34776162You're namefagging as "PunchRapeVictims" and are trying to make this about "muh false accusations". Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.
Women would you kiss attack your bf
Women, I get asked a lot by women on why i dont have kids. The reason is I am a bachelor, wont have kids outside marriage of course. That said, i think most of them expect some other kind of answer? Is it weird?
>>34776164>bc I have to go buy weed todayA femcel buying weed? That's disgusting.
>>34776141>repentSure. Find women to ask out and do it, within a reasonable time frame. Show unambigous interest and risk getting rejected. Be true to yourself and your own needs, even if they may not be reciprocrated. You owe it to yourself.
>>34776173Are you like 50 why are people asking you this? If you're that old and have nothing to show for it I guess people would assume you have kids.
>>34776144Nigga this bitch is milking you for profit. Before you know it you'll have racked up a 300 dollar bill and not even have a date
>>34776164Plap
>>34776164>didn't shower>have to buy weedUh Oh Stinky Are you a neet?
>>34776152how do i talk to her without being a creep then? just straight up ask for her number? leave mine on the check?>>34776183she didnt need to act all cute or even help me, she coulda just said she'll call my waitress over. my tip wasnt going to her lol
>>34776131Yeah she looks bout 15 or 16
>>34776144>do i need to become a regular, sit in her section, and catch her on a less busy day? No you don't. Just ask her out and clear the air, no matter what don't do this. Simps are big business for places like this , and she will make sure to expertly milk you for every Shekel you can tip.t. Bartender
Watched the new Refn last night, kinda mid but I enjoyed it.
>>34776189And?
>>34776110>No, I won't acknowledge that I have an unrealistic expectation out of love.>just kill meBruh, just change your mind.
>>34776185No I work/live in an elderly woman's house. I don't need to shower to make her a sandwich.
Women how do you initiate blowjobs with your bf? Or is he always the one who does it?
You can bet she has a septum piercing, glasses and a few retarded tattoos too kek>I'm so cool guise i have to buy weed -.-Holy fuckk lmao
>>34776182I am 35. Had two failed long relationships and a number of flings. Not an incel but mostly unlucky I suppose.
>>34776188>how do i talk to her without being a creep then?Not possible while she's on the clock. You could leave your number but don't expect anything to come of it. Everything you described was a standard customer service experience don't get your hopes up.
>>34776194You know you can get a different job right
TFW no au pair gf
>>34776171Yes*mwah*
>>34776200Why should I? If I got any other job I'd need to pay rent I get to keep way more of the money doing this.
>>34776194Ok but I'd switch to coke if I were you. This shit sounds like pure depression fuel
State genderDo you think hypnosis works? Have you had any experience with it?
>>34776204Ok, but can you actually do anything around the house? Like invite friends or a guy or just get wasted and blast music because its saturday and you're sitting at home .
>>34776206FI have no experience with it and it strikes me as bullshit, but I'm more than happy to change my mind if anyone has good strong evidence for it.
>>34776205I would rather my heart not explode thank you very much. And weed is legal I don't have to go stand around at the gas station for that.
>>34776194>>34776204So the old lady is like a fake mother that gives you some allowance?
Women do you wear bras or any sort of breast support at home
>>34776110>I basically am Bear and now don't feel like living anymore and want to crawl into a dark hole where I probably belong like the subhuman I amOkay let's see what bear's personality supposedly is:>insecure, deeply lonely, and conflict-avoidant individual suffering from severe attachment disturbances, chronic depression, and underlying narcissistic traits.>InsecureEveryone has this, people begin having this the minute they're socially considered adult on their 18th birthday because you depart from an old identity and try to make the new 'adult' one. And you notice you still have the old juvenile one in you and it makes you feel like a fraud and you get insecure. That's part of growing in maturity. Even secure people will relapse into it when life gets hard.>Deeply lonelyThis isn't everyone, some people can be deeply lonely. Others are so lonely they are empty inside, it's harsh as fuck. But it's recoverable, there's even the opportunity to select how you wish to fill the void when you gain greater awareness.>Avoidant/attachment issuesWhen you're so lonely and anxious for so long when you find what feels like a lifeboat in a person, you obsess over that person as though it were a way out of drowning. That's to be expected.>Chronic depressionLiving in that state means your past is made of memory of that same shit state. So your mind will predict the future will be the same. It's expected.>Narcissistic traitsWhen your are emotionally in survival mode that's what happens. Your sanity preservation means only caring about yourself, it doesn't mean full blown NPD shit, everyone has had (or will have) a period of narcissism in their life. While it's brutal and an uncommon life, it's not proof that you are evil and it's not a sign you deserve bad shit or will continue having a bad life. Remember it's just a movie. Movies exaggerate real life. You're not the only one who was a 'bear', others have been him and got better. Now go run some laps.
>>34776206It must be one of those things that works very well on suggestable people
>>34776167Zy zike Zoobas za zot. Zy Zish Zy zould zo zoutside zand zoose zich zomen zy zould zrink zy zilk zin ze zorning.
>Found asmrtist that looks almost exactly like my ex
>>34776208I don't want to do that? I have no friends, got dumped this past winter and have zero desire to invite a man over, try not to drink because I gave myself an ulcer in my early 20s, and I can listen to music she's practically deaf in one ear and the other one ain't great.Bare minimum I check in with her at lunch, dinner, and bedtime. I can go do something for 6 hours. >>34776211No her son pays me. She's more like a fake toddler.
How easy is it to pull 4-5/10, chubby, marsupial-looking latinas?
>>34776151*hits pipe*
>>34776214Shut the fuuuuuck uuuup
>>34776223The most cucked thing imaginable is when a mother has a son
I hope she didn't do it. I hope she's ok.
>>34776233>Not fucking your sonWhat are you, gay?
>>34776219How do you get dumped in 2026 as a foid? Were you a horrible gf? It's not hard to please a man.
>>34776206MDepends on how you define "hypnosis" and "works". But no, not really.
>>34776212yes
>>34776240What kind?
Are introverted NEET men the result of what happens when a male baby accidently inherits the female nesting instinct?
If I courted or showed interest in a girl for several years and she never gave up her virginity and made a big deal about it and then she turned around and fucked some random guy she would be worse than dead to me.
>>34776246No they're avoiding something not building something.
>>34776246i think some people are just either raised poorly and/or have some sort of difficult to fix mental issue anon
>>34776214HahahahaBased home movies take
>>34776247Very wierd of you to put yourself in a hypothetical like that, cuckcel>>34776246Yes, but also when parents do something retarded like neglect or overprotect aggressively.
>>34776246Mentally stunted
>>34776246no, its when men aren't exposed to a proper amount of challenge from a young age. Like I'm really sure that all thats needed to unfuck zoomies is a nationwide uprising to burn down data centres.
>>34776190>Just ask her outwhat's an appropriate time to do that?>>34776199>standard customer service experiencei think she gave me a bit more than was expected of her, but she really seemed like a kind person. i think ill go again next week and just try to make a bit of small talk to see how receptive she is, and then ask her for her number
>>34776245bralette (same as what i always wear)
>>34776263She's going to tell you she can't give it to you while she's working
>>34776246No but they are usually men who either for coddled by mom too much or got nagged to death by mom too much and father either didn't give a shit or he wasn't even around. Young men are supposed to take risks and push through failures, things men are supposed to dare the son to do and encourage the son to try again. Mothers have a habit of trying to protect the son from risk (coddling) or will nag/henpeck or even verbally or mentally flay the son (nagged to death) for failing. So what you end up with is a son who was told to never try and yet expected to always get things right or perfect, which results in learned helplessness eventually because that way of life for a man is not congruent with his true masculine nature. Keep in mind this dilemma can happen outside of family, some of them had okay/good parents and still ended up that way simply for lacking a male peer group and never fitting in with other guys.
>>34776262NTA>We just need to encourage terrorism to end NEETdom!Holy fuck you're insane.
Zhy zo zathletes zear zecklaces zhen zey zave zo zun?
OK, I admit it, I waited too long to ask her out, I hid my true feelings from her, but it was for a good reason. I knew I wasn't ready, I knew I wasn't good enough for her, so I hoped that if given enough time I could reach a point where I was ready, but then after a while we were friends for long enough where I felt it would be awkward if I made move either way and didn't want to ruin the friendship. I simply didn't want to hurt herIs that so evil?
>>34776265as a way of saying "no" without confrontation or she actually isn't supposed to?
>>34776247I really dont give a shit about virginity, as long as its not debauchery, sex is normal. That said, if I am rejected sex for prudence and then they have casual sex ill take it as a personal insult. Happened once, we never talked again.
>>34776212If I was out with one on and come home I don't necessarily take it off right awayIf I'm home and being active or they feel weird I'll put on a sports bra.
>>34776271Potentially either or both. Better to leave yours.
>>34776256Read a story about it on Facebook. But I don't feel like it's that strange of a scenario. The story ends with her saying he only wanted her for her body.
femanons why did they ruin anime with all this cgi? im watching youjo senki 2 and its even worse than season 1
Women, if in order to get milk, you had to stroke your breasts like a penis until it gave you an orgasm. Would you still do it in public?
>>34776267No no he's based, that'd be cool
>>34776272I do care about virginity but it's insignificant to the personal insult though yeah.
>>34776281AI Derangement Syndrome is a hell of a mental illness.
>>34776278Because it's easier and cheaper.Same reason all animation will be AI automated in 10-20 years and real artists practically extinct
>>34776277>But I don't feel like it's that strange of a scenario Talking to some bitch for years and not doing anything to make it either a real relationship or make her go away. Bad strategy.
>>34776272>if I am rejected sex for prudence and then they have casual sex ill take it as a personal insultNtaI mean, it is and it isn't. She would never had had sex with you if that happens it was never for prudence she just didn't know how to say no without feeling like a bitch or fearing that you'd freak out. I think it's valid to feel insulted that she couldn't just say it to you straight but not to be insulted she wouldn't fuck you lol.
>>34776280Half of mothers who breastfeed their babies already report feeling sexually aroused from it, like 8% of them even orgasm.
>>34776280You kind of do have to do that with cows. It's not exactly the same but still. And yeah I probably would. That change doesn't make breastfeeding in a public restroom any more appealing.
>>34776283I just want something to happen
>>34776290bullshit
>>34776291>That change doesn't make breastfeeding in a public restroom any more appealingJust use the ones meant for the disabled, they're also designed for parents with a baby and include a diaper changing table and you get it all to yourself
>>34776284but it looks so bad
>>34776288Its definitely an insult. In this case in particular, we dated, she stayed over at my placr, she even wore my pijamas and said she didnt feel "ready" after we started kissing and what not.I respected it and kept things normal, but the morning after we started talking about previous relationships and she mentioned she had casual sex before and that was it for me. It made me feel like I didnt make her horny enough or some shit. Valid, but insulting nonetheless. Not sure what she was thinking but alas.
Men, why do you make holes in the wall, when we say we don’t want sex?
>>34776295https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/920027/revealed-how-half-of-women-feel-sexually-aroused-while-breastfeeding/https://uk.style.yahoo.com/half-of-women-feel-aroused-while-breastfeeding-145409822.html
gf got fired and is now on some sort of anti depressant and is drinking more than usual with her air head friend who has been to a mental hospital twice, has enough savings for 2 months rent. Not sure how I feel about this, bit of a dumpster fire.
>>34776272>as long as its not debaucherySo what's that then?
>>34776298Not the anonYou dodged a bullet. Not even the casual sex part (I also filtered those girls out). But the mixed signals coming off of her is insane. She barely dated you and was already wearing your pyjamas lol acting like a long term GF and trying to get insta-boyfriend emotional supply out of you. Nah fuck that, if she wants to move slow sexually fine. But she has to move slow emotionally.
>>34776306You don't have any other options?
>>34776302>Men, why do you make holes in the wall, when we say we don’t want sex?Why are you dating guys who make holes in walls after rejection? That's abnormal
>>34776302I learned from porn that if I see a hole in the wall, there's a high chance a horny Czech woman will suck me off through it.
>>34776302I'm like a panda bear. I don't care about anything, but not in a depressed way. Sex? Whatever, don't need it. I don't need anything else either.
>>34776308Dont fuck every other guy. Have sex with people you are actively dating. Relationships fail, waiting for marriage is stupid. Its normal not to be a virgin and still be unmarried, its not normal (for a woman and yes there is a different standard) to give yourself yo any guy you just find hot.
>>34776313The thought of ''is this the right relationship for me'' is appearing in my mind, dont have any current options if you mean dating wise, as I'm in a relationship.
We built this cityWe built this city on rock and roll
>>34776318So no sex without the semblance of commitment. I.e. no fwbs, no hookups, no casual.
>>34776285The scenario mentioned the guy was dating her for three years and she insisted on virginity being something something special. She said he never pressured her and told her to just let him know when she felt sure. (Which I think that's a mistake) But yeah she turns around and has a one night stand after the argument. Then says he only wanted her for her body. It doesn't even matter whether it's true or not imo because I know this happens anyways and women will defend this behavior.
>>34776319We men typically have lower standards. This isn't always a good thing.
>>34776302Well I can't fuck you so I have to make do
>>34776322>the guy was dating her for three years and she insisted on virginity being something something special.How about not doing that
>>34776323the standards were lower before, but they appear to be dropping at an alarming pace, the next stage would be her moving back in with her parents as she would lose her apartment, this indeed would not be good.
>>34776333You have a gf and don't live with her?
>>34776327Kek
>>34776323Almost never is. Men need standards but the minute pussy walks in the room. Its like any semblance of values goes out the window
>>34776338Is this supposed to be uncommon?
>>34776328Yeah three years is a wild commitment with no benefits. Like why would any man subject themselves to that humiliation ritual
>>34776321Yes. Thats my take on it. >>34776302Troll question but there are circumstances you could get upset for not getting sex. For example if you haven't seen each other for months.Honestly any relationship under 40 that doesnt fuck every night before going to bed is kinda lame. Why wouldn't you fuck the woman/man you are attracted to every chance you get within reason?
Really? This is the bare minimum to date these days?
>>34776348>Honestly any relationship under 40 that doesnt fuck every night before going to bed is kinda lame. Why wouldn't you fuck the woman/man you are attracted to every chance you get within reason?Man. I've never lived.
>>34776349Sure I guess if a woman wants to date a child
>>34776341Nta, sad but true. It's either one of three things with men1) hyper sexual cock torpedo wants sex, dicks straight into crazy chick 2) isn't a fucknut, but bares his heart out to crazy like a woman flashing tits, tries to play Captain save-a-hoe3) neither but is so oblivious doesn't question a thing and can't say 'No'
>>34776338No, not yet anyway. Although her approach to cleaning has put me off, I dont want to move and live in a lower standard.
>>34776343She doesn't count as a real gf. That's actually good in your case.
>>34776349I hope this is satire, any guy who would agree to that may as well cut his cock off and throw it down a toilet
>>34776296It's still a room with a toilet in it that's the problem
>>34776349Very creative fetish content
WomenHow are the boobers
I’m a size queen
>>34776357Does she smell bad when you have sex with her>>34776367What does that mean? I have autism and i'm a 3rd worlder.
>>34776349Mommy is so fucking lame
>>34776362It's a reasonable list, anon. Jeez.
>>34776343Nta but girls are retarded today, they always seem to want to push to move in with guys during early dating phase as a way to win security but also to ramp up the shit testing to see if they're "compatible". Which is retarded because if there's a chance the man is dangerous it's a stupid idea to go be alone with him by herself in a home where she can easily be locked inside. Girls who push for this shit are bad news so be glad you avoided moving in
>>34776367Hey
>>34776369not really but she bad at cleaning
>>34776369>What does that mean? I have autism and i'm a 3rd worlder.It means she's fat.
>>34776276feels like such a beta move but sure. just write it on the check without saying anything?
>>34776372>doesn't want to lock his gf in the houseYou're weak
>>34776367How big is your bf?
>>34776375>sports animepass
>>34776376Sir, that's crazy
>>34776298I think she might have issues lol.I get not wanting to fuck right away even if you have in the past because you get overly attached too fast and it fucks with the development of the relationship but be honest about that instead of saying you're "not ready".
>>34776370for real>11:00 bedtime on weeknights>no booze EVERmommy can fuck right off this is tyranny
>>34776349>stays up until 11:30fuck you mommy
>>34776375I am not a fan of your fetish content
>>34776350Its impressive how much a good sex life can sustain a relationship. Somehow many women seem clueless to this and then wonder why men leave. Like couples sleeping on separate beds or not holding hands when outing. Disgusting and depressing stuff to be frank
I want her to breathe on my face
>>34776386>Drinking the devil's venom>Denying your body sleep
>>34776366Neutral todayMight rain>>34776377Well no you can say something but you shouldn't put her on the spot to say yes or no to anything while she's on the clock.
>>34776348>Why wouldn't you fuck the woman/man you are attracted to every chance you get within reason?I'm not sure if you're saying that's what you do or that's way you would expect but I'm certain no one is fucking every single day every night, seven days a week, 30~ days a month that's not realistic.
>>34776390>Somehow many women seem clueless to this and then wonder why men leave.Because a lot of women only think men's desire for sex is purely about lust. No one tells them that sex for a man is his primary way to measure the health of the relationship, or that men love via physical touch/sex.
>>34776398>>34776390NTASee the problem with that is according to men, sex with them also ruins us and turns us into busted sloppy seconds if the relationship goes sour. So choose one please.
>>34776391Her breath tastes like my cum
>>34776400*Sex with other men get it right. Why do women suck at misandry
>>34776396>Get home from work>prepare dinner togheter, chat, maybe share some wine.>do your own hobbies and take some alone time>prepare for bed>snuggle and kiss while getting comfy>get aroused>SexLiterally the routine of my last relationship for over a year. Maybe we didn't fuck like 5 days in total.
>>34776405Okay, but what happens if I agree to have sex with a guy as much as he wants and the relationship still goes sour?
Femanons could we chat about your hookup experiences?
>>34776407If I fuck you and dump you how is any of that my problem. That's for the cuck down the road to worry about
>>34776400Where is the contradiction? A healthy sex life, physical affection, showing desire. Its not rocket science, men want to feel wanted.
>>34776410What do you want to know?
>>34776412So yeah, I should just avoid men and be a misandrist, understood.>>34776413Once again >>34776407
>>34776390NtaWhen he didn't initiate sex for 2 weeks and started getting annoyed by cuddling I knew it was over.We're not clueless those women are stressed out and it makes them frigid.
>>34776400>See the problem with that is according to men, sex with them also ruins us and turns us into busted sloppy seconds if the relationship goes sour. So choose one please.Yeah what you're supposed to do is choose one please. Women are the selective sex, that means vet the men to find out who the deadbeat fuckboy is and refuse to date him/fuck him. Don't even talk with them, avoid them, run for the hills etc. All men naturally cringe at women who have a large wrap sheet, we can't help that it comes to us from our own vetting instinct. When we see a chick with a high body count we think "impulsive, bad selection record = can't tell who bad influences are = high risk wife material, especially mother material. Chances of promiscuity high"Reasonable men understand that women, just like us make immature judgement calls in youth. So if we find out she has a count in 1 - 4, all from her attempts at serious relationships? Who cares, shit happens. If we find out she took 4 guys in the span of a single year from casual drunk reckless college tier hookups? No thanks.
Why is it that when I heard that 2 men decided to beat up a female cop, over an electric scooter’s ticket, I knew exactly what their background was, without even reading their names?
Women, explain vampires please.
>>34776415Sure I got plenty more to choose from
>>34776417Alright, so no we're going to the "Women need to be psychic and magically see into the future on whether or not a relationship with a guy goes well" shit. Again, according to you, I should just avoid men.
>>34776414I have a couple questions. My main one is probably how long do you generally know the person beforehand?
>>34776415I said my piece here. >>34776318I dont think you are sloppy seconds for having sex with your ex(es). But if it wasn't intimacy (eg wirh someone you had a bond with) its pure sluttiness, yes. Towns bicycle and all that.
>>34776414Where did he touch you?And how did it feel?And why did you let it begin?What did he whisper?And when did you cry?And where do you think it'll end?How long did you do it?And why did you stop?Did you get to try anything new?How good was he, honestly?Where did you go?And who made the very first move?
>>34776424It varies. But I would say No longer than 2 weeks.>>34776429That's too many questions. I probably could answer I just don't want to, it seems tedious.
>>34776429At some point you gotta ask if this is a cuck thing
>>34776422NTADo you really need psychic powers or magic to see if a guy is relationship material? Sounds like a you problem.
>>34776419Monster dick mmm.
>>34776437A. I'm on the autism spectrum and B. Most shitty people are good at hiding being shitty.>>34776439Sweaty flabby moid hands.
>>34776431Does it usually have a vibe that's it's going in that direction from the beginning? Do people usually impress you or disqualify themselves early on?
>>34776422MI feel like within 15 minutes of knowing a man I could tell you if he would support his hypothetical children financially. I've got two theories here, either women also know this and are just prioritizing pussy tingles, or you genuinely are too stupid to realize that Scumbag Steve made flesh is not a good baby daddy, in which case I understand why fathers arranged all the courtships and marriages for all of history. Neither answer is flattering for your gender. >but he was manipulative!Men are terrible at emotional manipulation. You're just stupid.
>>34776422>Alright, so no we're going to the "Women need to be psychic and magically see into the future on whether or not a relationship with a guy goes well" shit. That's what women are typically good at, no? Women are more socially conscious than us by a country mile. And it's a big country mile, women typically have many methods to figure men out very thoroughly before engaging, in ways most men don't even realize either. It's not about being psychic it's about understanding that when men talk a certain way or act a certain way he is giving you flags. Some are green some are yellow some are red. Once you clock onto the fact he is mostly showing red flags (bad signals) you disengage. Even though women are better at this it's still hard I imagine and men can change later on, so I respect that. We had a guard rail for this called "waiting for marriage", which filtered out men who only cared for getting their dick wet, and lifted the burden from women having to worry about pump & dumpers. Also gave her access to high value men directly too. Since it was mostly high value men willing to wait.But as you know, both men and women fucked this up a bit didn't we?
>>34776393>i wrote down my number on the check, hit me up if youd like to go out sometime. have a great dayim cringing just from imagining it
>>34776419You mean as a fictional love interest? They are just bad boys (literally quite dangerous, different from all the other guys, tormented) that are also tragic and are not bad guys because they have rotten personalities but because they got victimized themselves. Same for any other kind of monster love protagonist really, vampires are just popular because they have literally always been associated with metaphors for sex. I read Bram Stoker's Dracula and it is really obvious that the women bitten by vampires are just excuses to portray "good women" as suddenly wanton and both literally and figuratively thirsty. And then you have authors like Anne Rice or Stephanie Meyer that made modern incarnations of the whole idea of the vampire as a sex symbol.
State gender Have you ever fucked a long time friend? Like someone you've known for more than a year, and not because you started dating.
>>34776441Usually, yeah. If the feeling isn't mutual it's not an issue, most guys aren't annoying enough to persist that much on trying to hook up with a girl who's not interested. But usually if I'm interested it's a go because men are, you know, how they are.
>>34776442Have you ever experienced dating men? Unless you have, you can't claim to know everything about a man from just hanging out with him. It would be just as arrogant of me to tell men that shitty women are just so obvious from a first glance and they should know immediately if a woman is shitty. Also I'm autistic.>>34776443I'm on the autism spectrum.
>>34776390>Like couples sleeping on separate beds or not holding hands when outingI don't like either of these things and never had a sex life problem. Those are emotional closeness gestures, not sexual ones.
>>34776446MYes, most of them.
>>34776447Can you usually tell what their skill level will be before?
>>34776450How does it happen?
>>34776440>Most shitty people are good at hiding being shittyFor around 6 months they can hide. We usually call that the honeymoon phase
>>34776448Every man encounters manipulative men in their lives, they don't (usually) want sex out of us but they want other things. Men trying to squeeze you for something typically are very easy to sniff out.>men should know if a woman is shittyhonestly yes they should, and while simps exist I feel like men are way more adept at figuring out shitty women than vice versa
>>34776446F, not outright fucking but I have fooled around with a friend I'd had for around ten years at the time. Honestly do not recommend though. Maybe it's fine if your friendship was always kind of sexually charged but if not, expect it to be awkward and to make things awkward.
>>34776457Well I'm glad you don't invoke double standards for your victim blaming I suppose.
>>34776455Nta, you have to have the mindset of someone who fucks and not someone who just hopes to be fucked.
>>34776446MNo, usually within a year if we haven't gotten together then its never gonna happen. I wouldn't want to ruin such a long friendship at that point
>>34776454Not really. It's not really that much of an issue. People get too caught up in how to 'be good at sex'. I mean I don't know, but I would almost think this is more of a problem for real relationships more than it is for hookups. In hook ups both people know both of you are there because you really want to fuck, so it tends to be passionate and lusty in my experience, where as I feel like relationship sex can sometimes be a little boring in comparison, and being enthusiastic and not shy to get a little dirty is like 95% of good sex, not the position or angle, or which alphabet letter you're doing.
>>34776448>I'm on the autism spectrum.Then in that case, don't worry about it. You have a valid reason for what you ran into out there. If you tell a man that's what you have, and he understands what that means, then he won't be thinking "impulsivity, high risk wife/mom material". Since autists aren't known for the proclivity to lie or deceive or be unfaithful, it's almost the opposite, truthful to a fault, honest to a fault, loyal to a fault. Which can get exploited to shit, but if you date someone who knows and can empathize, you will have a way better time out there.
>>34776458Did the friendship go down in flames? How'd it go from not being sexually charged to you being intimate?
>>34776458>t. I regret sucking his dick
>female driveroh no
I'm invisible...
>>34776464>being enthusiastic and not shy to get a little dirty is like 95% of good sex, not the position or angle, or which alphabet letter you're doing.That was going to be my last question: so a guy shouldn't ask about position preferences? Basically just put you in one after going down on you?
>>34776448>Have you ever experienced dating men? Unless you have, you can't claim to know everything about a man from just hanging out with himNta but we men don't need to date men to be able to spot bad men. We know what they are when we see them near instantly, because we know how they think and feel to some degree because every single man has low level urges, all of us have a 'bad guy' in us. Good men strive for something more principled and control their urges. Shit men don't and can't be assed.
>>34776460>the mindset of someone who fuckselaborate pls
How is it even possible to force a blowjob.Why would you ever put your most precious parts between someone’s teeth while they are mad at you?
>>34776476To a limited extent as a teen, yeah. I got a long well with the boomers on the manual labor jobs I did. I was kind of a pussy but I was also funny enough to make them laugh often so they sort of let it slide.
>>34776476MI didn't talk to adults either.
>>34776474>so a guy shouldn't ask about position preferences?During? Hahahahaha
>>34776478You know how you assume that no one wants to fuck you so you just sit back and dream that some chick will dom you? The opposite of that.
>>34776467Eh I can't really blame that night, honestly it was a friendship still stemming all the way from high school and I was very fond of this friend but he was never super nice to me, always had a kind of "too cool for school" attitude that I put up with because he was an odd dude himself that got bullied a lot so I kind of understood where he was coming from in being guarded and talking down to people a bit. But after we'd been intimate somehow it was like a switch flicked and I could no longer ignore that he just treated me like shit at times and it made me feel like shit. The whole "oh it's just anon"-vibe was gone, I could not deny anymore to myself that it just sucked to be on the receiving end of his sarcastic comments. Also he was very awkard about it all and I could definitely tell that there was an expectation on me to keep reaching out and taking intiative until the awkwardness had passed and I really resented that, especially because it had been his idea in the first place.>HowIt came down to both of us being very horny and frustrated, pretty sure we both had not had any intimacy for years. We'd gone to the cinema, which was our usual hang out thing, and had had more fun than usual and had actually gotten kind of drunk together instead of just having 1-3 beers each. He insisted on bringing me home for safety, saying he had a friend who lived closeby that he could call to sleep over, but when we were actually close to my place he said he felt awkward to ring up his friend in the middle of the night and asked to sleep with me instead. I cannot lie, I knew right away I would not be able to resist if I felt his body very close to mine and I had a big hunch it would ruin everything but in the moment I still decided to run with it so that's on me I guess. I knew it was a really bad idea but once he put a hand on my body my brain just stopped working, it felt too good to tell him to knock it off. Alas.
Can you say that it's over when it never even started for you?
>>34776488>dream that some chick will dom you?where is this coming from anon
>>34776469Nah we didn't even get that far, just made out, cuddled naked and he fingered me for a bit. Neither of us came. It was still enough to make everything weird. Though I do not rule out part of why it was weird for him was exactly because I did not suck his dick or otherwise made it "worth his while", no clue about that.
>>34776474Yeah, more or less. If she's into it she'll do what she wants too. Don't put it in new holes without checking though.
>>34776455We hangout. Sometimes we get horny. We are single adult friends, why wouldn’t we
>>34776495Yeah, definitely no lane changes. Thanks for your insights.
>>34776490Zhis zis zoo zong, zim zot zeading zall zhat
>>34776493So, he’s fingering you while you are in bed naked together, you don’t reciprocate at all and then wonder why he was bummed.
>>34776490>when we were actually close to my place he said he felt awkward to ring up his friend in the middle of the night and asked to sleep with me insteadHe said it in a double entendre way? Pretty smooth ngl.
>>34776501Maybe that's how he felt. In my defense he was very awkward about things though, if he hadn't been he could've turned me on more and I'd been willing to do more. Specifically he mentioned it felt really fucking weird being in bed with me and I first said yeah and then added that I did wonder at times what he'd be like to fuck and he just pulled back and went "err... oh-kay" in a way that made me cringe indefinitely.It is just not ideal going from decade long platonic friends to spontaneous hook up. Also I fucking loved feeling his body up and he obviously did not like/enjoy that and was kind of weirded out by it (he was chubby and I'm a chubby chaser but had never had any reason to tell him that prior) so that also discouraged me from exploring more.
>>34776464ntaAre some positions too "romantic" for hooking up?
>>34775673I don't do social media at all and I feel this way since I was around 13 and 14. And I don't know where you got that women suppress their vanity, man. They flaunt it.>>34775714See, that's the thing, if they were attractive, if it was men I felt matched them, I feel like it makes the woman more attractive. And the thing is, I don't mean "unconventionally attractive men", I mean ugly ones. Fat ones. Not just dudes that are a bit over weight, that got a bit of a belly.
>>34776502Nah, English is not our first language, he put it more like if he could just crash at my place. I said he could but I did not have any other place to sleep but my own bed and he said something like that it was fine as long as I was okay with cuddling. I wondered in hindsight if he had meant that as "cuddling" but given us being drunk and long term friends I took it quite literally when he said it. That said, he was very smooth in immediately putting a heavy hand on my waist the second I got into bed, which is how the whole disaster happened, gotta give him the credit for making me short circuit there.
>>34776476>How many of you were like this when you were kids as well?MaleThankfully not me. That's how kids get bad touched
>>34776506I would say no, but maybe I'm just not being creative enough.
>>34776496>We are single adult friends, why wouldn’t weBecause it's slutty and awkward?
>>34776508>I don't do social media at all and I feel this way since I was around 13 and 14. And I don't know where you got that women suppress their vanity, man. They flaunt it.Yeah I know they do, and I deliberated in avoiding them throughout my dating life and it served me well, modesty is highly valued.
>>34776510>That said, he was very smooth in immediately putting a heavy hand on my waist the second I got into bed, which is how the whole disaster happened, gotta give him the credit for making me short circuit there.*scribbles in notebook*
A couple girls I work with have been holding very intense, very prolonged eye contact mid conversation with me, are they just testing to see if I'm interested or something? I have a hard time not viewing it as a staring contest.
>>34776513Why awkward and why slutty?
Why is it that when I sit and fart, it dosen’t smell until I stand up?
it's so hard not getting laid but it's worth it
>>34776516Rightfully so! Apart from being a really good place to touch, it was his sudden confidence and lack of hesitation that did something to me.
>>34776518Okay, I get that you were thinking of Rozen Maiden when you wrote that question, but in real life that sounds like some Buffalo Bill shit.
>>34776518This. >>34776524Desu
Ladies if you could choose, what would sperm taste like?
>>34776527Creamy and sweet.
>>34776510You know you could have tried again right? Going from best friends of (x) amount of years into fucking is always going to be a mind fuck no matter what. I don't blame him for his awkwardness. And knowing how men are, expressions of awkwardness is usually self deprecative attempts at trying to be humorous to smooth over what feels like tension. Probably had nothing to do with you at all. The fact his touch alone brought that out in you was a powerful sign of compatability but that touch was not yet normalized. You ever think if you just kept going at it and pursuing it you could have grown into it together?
>>34776527strawberry candy/syrup would be pretty cool.
>>34776529>>34776532does the eating pineapple/drinking pineapple juice thing actually work or is that a myth
A woman made some nice smalltalk with me today and I know it was 100% her job requires her to do so but for a moment it felt nice to pretend.
>>34776530>You ever think if you just kept going at it and pursuing it you could have grown into it together?Not really. I knew him well given our whole history, we had very little in common, we would have never become friends in the first place if it were not for having a bunch of mutual friends in common and being kind of pushed together in that sense. Most importantly though, again, he was not the kindest person and definitely did not make me feel good about myself. Not just related to the night either, he even made some snide comments afterwards.>his touch aloneTo be fair I am just a super sexual person and again had not been touched by anyone at all for four years by that time. Plus awkward or not, it was thrilling and shocking to me at the time to suddenly be doing that with someone I only knew as a platonic friend. The whole situation was very sexy to me but he himself as a person, definitely more mixed feelings there.
>>34776536There’s a way you can find that out, anon.
>>34776536It's mostly myth and if it changes the taste of anything it's most likely going to be the trace amounts of piss within semen. Since the juices go to your bladder, not your testicles/prostate
>>34776539I love how moids always think/talk about this, and the idea of just finding out even though they expect their future gf to find out for them, just never crosses their mind.
State genderHave you ever felt unlovable? Not flawed or in a bad streak, fundamentally unlovable.
>>34776544oh moiddss start replying!!!
>>34776543>I love how moids always think/talk about this, and the idea of just finding out even though they expect their future gf to find out for them, just never crosses their mind.Because eating semen is gross. And before you suggest it, I've never ejaculated into any of my girlfriends mouths, I can't say I love her while using her mouth as a jizz toilet, never felt right to me.
>>34776446F. Yeah. Not people I regularly hang out with though more like aquaintances.
>>34776544If you think it, that means it’s true,
>>34776537To be fair the people that are best at those jobs are so good because they genuinely enjoy socializing. I used to be one, I can sound chirpy on the phone for eight hours in a row because it is legitimately fun to me to get to talk to a bunch of random people. Just because someone gets paid for it does not mean it is fake in the traditional sense.
>>34776544F, yeah sure, I think many if not most people have felt like this at one point or another. In my experience it is typically when you have zero love for yourself that the concept that someone else might disagree seems incomprehensible and too good to be true.
>>34776554True. It just feels weird to me when some of them keep talking. Sometimes I ask them the same questions back but I was really tired today.
>>34776544>Have you ever felt unlovable? Not flawed or in a bad streak, fundamentally unlovable.MaleYes and I currently still do. I feel neither lovable or hateable, I'm not depressed or black pilled either. I'm absolutely OK with it because my thing is I love the other, and if I'm not a dumbass and with a crazy person, they love me in return. That way I don't have to fall for that weird new age 'self love' meme. Love is meant to be given and received not boarded to oneself in my opinion
>>34776538>Plus awkward or not, it was thrilling and shocking to me at the time to suddenly be doing that with someone I only knew as a platonic friendNTA."Friends to lovers" is one of the best/hottest plot lines imo, especially when there's a bit of antagonism like in your situation. Too bad he ruined it by not becoming super sweet after, that's what's suppose to happen!
>>34776544MYeah. Its just indulgent emotional thinking though, I block it out.
>>34776206MHypnosis works for relaxation but there is no "trance state" or "programming" or any of that nonsense
>>34776550Like friends of friends?
>>34776566Nta, people in your social circle
>>34776562I don't disagree there and to be honest there is no way of knowing how I would've felt if he had suddenly gone all soft on me. After all I did genuinely love the guy after all that time. But he made me feel like a dumb bitch instead and that ended things pretty much, which was a shame all the more because I'm pretty sure he was so hostile because he felt embarrassed more than anything else. I gave it half a year for him to get his act together though and he never did, at some point I was done paying amends for going along with his horny impulse at the time.
>>34776562>"Friends to lovers" is one of the best/hottest plot linesThis depresses me, I'm not the anon. This is exactly how it used to be that shit was standard back in the day. You saying that makes me remember how low the norms are now lol
>>34776544MNo, i have been stalked, cried and fought over so I am definitely attractive to some people, -but- I do feel like i "get old" really fast somehow. Relationships sometimes fail without me really knowing why.
why was i born with small hands as a man.
>>34776520Sex is for people you're in a relationship with
>>34776488>You know how you assume that no one wants to fuck you so you just sit back and dream that some chick will dom you?EwThat sounds like some hardcore projection my dude. Perhaps you should go get topped.
>>34776543Lol, guilty. Women tasting themselves doesn't seem weird though, but a guy doing it seems... I don't know, perverted I suppose?
>>34776544MYesNever had a girlfriend, 0 likes on Hinge after a weekI'm subhuman
If a big-box store fired me for having sex with one of my employee, can I sue?
If you haven't had a gf by your twenties, is it over?
>>34776495>Don't put it in new holes without checking though.Whats the best (nonverbal) way to check?
>>34776577MMy first relationship started at 33
>>34776577>If you haven't had a gf by your twenties, is it over?No and if I had a son today I would tell him to skip the women in his teen years entirely, the dating/love scene is in the middle of a mentally ill seizure.
>>34776578The tip
>>34776576Probably not. Either it was in your contract that you could not start personal relationships with coworkers - and then them firing you is fine by your mutual agreement - or it's not in there but they also very likely officially fired you for a different reason.It's like women that get fired for being pregant, yes it's illegal, but that doesn't do anything for you if you cannot prove they fired you -because- you got pregnant and not for the reason they cited.
>>34776543>and the idea of just finding out even though they expect their future gf to find out for them, just never crosses their mind.i just asked a question because i dont have sex
>>34776577No but you're severely handicapped>>34776582This is horrible advice that sets your kid up to be an incel forever. You want him dating in high school so he has the experience. It's just like reading or writing, you need the practice
>>34776577not. first gf at 31
>>34776584See but there’s a precedent. Years ago a gerneral store manager was terminated from walmart for fucking an employee. Court decided that walmart had no business telling their employees what to do in their private life or who they can love.
>>34776577not reallybut as with all things, if you're the kind of person who often asks "if ____ , is it over?" then yeah its probably not looking good due to your attitude
>>34776306Gg go next
>>34776590Eh. Ask a lawyer then, you won't have to pay anything until you sign an agreement of services, they'll tell you if it seems like a strong case. Just does not sound that way to me.
>>34776587>This is horrible advice that sets your kid up to be an incel forever. You want him dating in high school so he has the experience. It's just like reading or writing, you need the practiceNo I don't want my son to get the message that other humans are only meant for practice, I'm not trying to raise a sociopath. Men can gain Intel about women via simply socializing in neutral scenarios, and sex isn't rocket science. I'd only worry if he happened to be born autistic
>>34776306Think about if you were in her shoes, having just lost your job, and when you would want her to leave.
>>34776544MPeople think I'm gay
>>34776597>but teenagers are so hot anon. Why would you deprive your son of that? He might turn out weird and only find teens attractive for the rest of his lifeIf I've done my job right, his primary attraction cue would be form gauging personality before appearances. Because if he does it the other way around, he gets easily played by a psychotic chick no thanks.
>>34776582>>34776594not the other anon but dating in your 30s is an absolute shitshow compared to dating in your teens and i'd much rather my kid start too early than start too late. most people still dating well past college (myself included) have some kind of baggage or serious reason for still being single, and it's nowhere near as fun as dating during youth. i also think it's stupid to deny them their feelings thinking you're protecting them. let them have fun and learn about their feelings and make mistakes that everyone should make while they're young.
>state gender>find a power series representation for f(x) = 1/(4-x)^2
>>34776602Are you male or a female? Because my experience as a man tells me otherwise, dating quality skyrocketed for me around the late 20's/30s the more I became established and rooted as an individual.
>>34776591>but as with all things, if you're the kind of person who often asks "if ____ , is it over?" then yeah its probably not looking good due to your attitudeNTAIt's funny how boomers basically never have this attitude about anything. I know a 60 something in a PhD program, when ask why he'd bother when he already has a career, he just said he'd always wanted one. Somehow boomers got the message loud and clear that the world is their oyster. Where millennials and gen z almost need permission to aspire.
>>34776601You should consider raising a brony son
>be me 33>single for 3 years>ex cucked me fantastically>miraculously meet girl organically>she is cute and amazing>find out she rides motorbikes>give up and ghost her slowlyI hate being an adult bros
>>34776607>You should consider raising a brony sonThat's not something you raise, that's granted by the autism fairy I think
>>34776564>but there is no "trance state" or "programming" or any of that nonsenseAren't there documented examples of gaining false memories through hypnosis?
You should consider watching the new catgirl anime.
>>34776610Well we can almost guarantee your child will be autistic, it’s just a matter of if you keep him away from trains or not
>>34776612>>34776564*waves a lighter in your face*you have had a loving wife for 15 years :)
femanon did you read fanfictionwas any if it any good
>>34776615>Well we can almost guarantee your child will be autistic, it’s just a matter of if you keep him away from trains or notThanks Dr. Anon, you've discovered the cause of autism? Having no sex? Lol give me a break man.
>>34776609same but saw tattoos on her torso, yuck
>>34776609Girls who are into cars and motorcycles are never worth your time
>>34776604a man>dating qualitymy dude we're talking about high school dating, how the fuck are you evaluating their quality? "oh i'm interested in three women but none of them have high paying jobs or ambitions or would make a good mother" dude dating's supposed to be fun, no wonder you've got some retarded ideas about preventing your kid from dating in high school.
>>34776613>cat girl, bunny girl, mermaid, etcI've never understood the point. Girls are already hot, why would I want them mixed with things I'm not attracted to?
>>34776572Why?
>>34776621yeah I know. Horse girls are crazy too
>>34776621>>34776609There's this one female motorcycle youtuber that claims she's shy and insecure about her waist being too thin and all of her videos are her showing off her tits ass and waist
>>34776616>got married at 18Sounds rough, anon.
>>34776623Pretty sure anon is talking about his ability to get chicks.
>>34776623I think you're projecting your own issues, nowhere did I say I would actively prevent them from dating in high school. I will tell them what's a good idea and what's a bad idea. Given how grossly hypersexual the state of affairs are, I'd tell him it's a bad idea.
>>34776624I'm pretty sure the appeal is that they're second class citizens.
>>34776628/o/girls have nore mileage than a 30yo Nissan with 5 owners
>>34776635Yeah they do, but rationality means still choosing to conciously prioritize personality over the looks.
>>34776633>’96 altimaYeesh
>>34776628That chick is cringe. I need to go unsubscribe from her channel. Uh, what was it again?
>>34776637Financed by a black as well
>>34776626Horse girls are crazy but also always come from serious wealth
>>34776632>I'm pretty sure the appeal is that they're second class citizens.Oh, it's raceplay for even bigger autists? That makes sense.
>>34776630and i'm pretty sure anon is getting his advice from that retarded tweet that occasionally gets posted saying something like "teen women all sleep around, skip high school and college dating and start dating in adulthood," which is retarded advice because the same people also say "adult women all have high bodycounts and just want someone to settle down."
>>34776633They seem like they'd make good fwbs though
>>34776631>I had a son today I would tell him to skip the women in his teen years entirelyokay so you're not preventing him, but you're telling him terrible advice and as his father figure if you tell him not to mess with girls he's not going to.
I need to cum
>>34776647Sit on the washing machine
>>34776646You've never had a girlfriend?
>>34776649Our machines are stacked, and also I have a penis
>>34776652Put your dick between the stacked machines and then turn the washing machine on.
I don't understand how moids can't get a gf, simply unreal. Okay I'm just kidding hehe
>>34776646insane file name
one time i edged for three months and the resulting load was bigger than anything i've seen in porn
>>34776660thats bad for your prostate
>>34776612You have to want it to happen so I didn't mention it
>>34776658NTAHoly Jewfro Batman.
>>34776658moids who shit on themselves are so pitiful it's makes me hate them so much
>>34776663car and bike girls are literally hotdog_throw.gif
>>34776665Damn, femanon :/
>>34776668it's just the most disgusting sad thing. there are some chicks who like that but god it makes me so pissed off. have some love and respect for yourself.
>>34776660>one time i edged for three months and the resulting load was bigger than anything i've seen in pornAbout two months for me. The woman I finally gave it to accused me of filling my urethra with fake cum, which I'm not sure is possible?
>>34776672But what if she deserves better?
I wonder if finding a GF is really about just being so fucking done with not receiving female attention that you correct all the bad parts of your life. I'm going to lose my mind. I know there's a lot of schizos that say things but I'm actually going insane. I have no way to quickly fix my situation. If I don't somehow manage to find a wife in the next couple of years I think I might actually just give up and dedicate my life to insane politics or starting a cult or something.
>>34776677It's just about being tall.
>>34776666Satan trying to keep me from finding my tomboy wife
>>34776676I hate men that do this too. I hate it the most with white men that succumb to white guilt or the patriarchy narratives or something.
>>34776677it's luck + persistence. just keep going out there and engaging with women until you finally meet someone.
>>34776682pretty much.
>>34776680Lol, I stopped dating Asian women because the colonizer meme bothered me.
>>34776680What about all the women complaining that busted/chopped men are dragging down the best looking women?
>>34776677i've dated a lot, having a gf is nice but it won't fix you or anything because she's going to annoy you with her problems and the thing is i'd be happy to deal with all that and more if any of these women were good to me but none of them were like they don't even respect you enough to break up when they're done, they'll just check out of the relationship and make you feel like shit until you have to dump them
>>34776656Why, do you have one?
>>34776678>It's just about being tallThis.T.bh, i think women deserve tall men.
Why are modern women like this?
>>34776656i can easily get a gf if i went out drinking tonight i could almost certainly get laid but i cannot for the life of me find a decent woman who isn't taken
>>34776691>manlets are in the threadoh boy here we go
>>34776692A black car?
>>34776678I'm 5'7 and facially handsome and am the town bike. Truth be told most girls always slobbered over my tall and burly friends, but they married the first cunt that gave them pussy and are divorcing now.I do wish I was tall tho, I'd be a total slayer.
>>34776445Thank you. I have further questions but too tired to ask them tonight.
>>34776694We're always here, we were just slouching so you couldn't see us
>>34776476MWhen I was a kid, adults were the enemy.
>>34776696Uber lux or some other high end transportation service.
>>34776613It was gross.
Wish my girlfriend would stop constantly talking about random TikTok’s that make her angry, she talks about like ten a day.
>>34776658Pool's closed niqqah
>>34776665There's really nothing about myself to like
>>34776702Ah, this must be the new "don't talk to me if you don't have an iPhone."Zoomers don't believe me when I say that was a thing.
>>34776700hello manlet bros
Women are tattoos a red flag
>>34776708How's the weather up there? Heat rises, so I'm rather chilly.
>>34776707Wait, i think i remember something about some no green text only blue text bullshit.
>>34776707Zoomers literally grew up with and participated in the iPhone/Android autism, though. I am an older zoomer and I remember that happening in my classes.
>>34776707It's still a thing
>>34776712Maybe zillennial?. It seems to have stopped around 2018 or so.
>>34776704Then give her something else to pre occupy her mind. Women like that have no hobbies so of course they ingest literal shit coming from Social Media.
>>34776707It’s specifically an American/Canadian thingPosted from my iPhone 14
>>34776704Wow a lot like this thread huh
>>34776720yeah im a european zoomer and no one has ever cared about iphone vs android in my life
>>34776718We try to watch movies or tv but she’ll mainly call them boring.
women of /atoga/ who are extremely short, is it truly a hassle to date a tall guy
>>34776728How tall anon
>>34776728I don't want a tall guy, I'll take a 5'6-5'8 anon anyday
>>34776730>Mr. 6'5 enters the room
Women Is it an ick if he swears a lot?
>>34776732>Mr. 6'5 enters the roomPresent.
>>34776725Yeah cause the short form content is melting her attention span. If shit isn't happening constantly then her brain can't concentrate. Take her phone and chuck it. That's the only real solution here
>>34776735No
>>34776729i'm 6'4 and the girl is like 5'1 or 5'2, shes tiny>>34776730is this standard for short ladies in your experience? im kinda not great looking so in terms of physical attributes being tall is my only real "win", so to speak>>34776733what does that even mean
Why do women get so fucking put off when men desire them for their bodies. I know you also get turned on by that sometimes but its like this fucking boomerang of thinking its hot but also being disgusted by it.You can't really be LOVED for your body. But why do they get so fucking buttmad that its a huge priority for a lot of guys?I don't get buttmad when women say they need someone more grounded and financially stable and stuff.
>>34776735nah i dont mind
>>34776740Wtf is a pixiv
>>34776740>loli bullshit
>>34776730Take me where?
>>34776740m. Pretty nice art. I think doing actual backgrounds and framing would help a lot though.
>>34776743>Why do women get so fucking put off when men desire them for their bodies. I know you also get turned on by that sometimes but its like this fucking boomerang of thinking its hot but also being disgusted by it.i dont think they arei think they're put off by the idea of men EXCLUSIVELY desiring them for their bodies
>>34776743Same reason we get booty blasted when they say they want a tall man with a fat dick
>>34776740Well it's pretty much just cunny art, which will obviously cause controversy, but it's drawn well. 8.5/10, he gets an extra .5 for not slapping a hideous "AI BAD" watermark on his pictures.
>>34776750Yeah but the only way they seem to know how to test that is by removing their body from the equation which naturally makes men uninterested.
>>34776747Wouldn't be surprised if it's the vaush simp
>>34776742Anything over a foot difference is too much for me and I’m the same height.
>>34776750Or if women feel like it's the most important thing to a man. They want to be valued for other shit too
>>34776743>Why do women get so fucking put off when men desire them for their bodies.They don’t with their man. They want their man to desire them with a primal hunger.
>>34776753>>34776747Are we looking at different galleries? Where's the cunny/loli? At most I just see girls that are young.
>>34776757thats understandable, guess i'll just roll the dice and see where it goes anywaythanks
>>34776761Brah
>>34776761presumably you don't have a Pixiv account and thus can't access NSFW images.
>>34776732No thanks, I'd feel like we'd look like father and daughter, and seeing as I have a good relationship with my dad, not appealing.
Women, would you bend over and present yourself to your male so that he may become enticed and mate with you?
>>34776767Please go outside
>>34776765Okay, yeah we were looking at different galleries. I do not have an account for this website.>>34776764No brah me bro.
Femanons, would you get the ick if you learned he eats breakfast/lunch/dinner in his kitchen standing at the counter
>>34776767girls do this to me at the grocery store and at work
Why the fuck do women smile at me when I make eye contact with them at the gym? Can’t they mind their own damn business?
Some women are just too young and pretty for a nicotine addiction.
>>34776776i hate it when they give you the most sultry smile and then act coy and look away, just begging you to give chase
>>34776755NTA.Anon, where you from? Because I'm seeing all kinds of cleavage, yoga pants, booty shorts, bikinis, and tank tops. Women here are pretty generous, (still feel guilty for looking though)
>>34776778Girls smoking is gross. That's a masculine activity
Why are women so selfish? Can't they just take one for the team and get drugged and fucked every now and then by incels?
Why do women who say they only want a serious relationship fuck chad from tinder I dont get it
>>34776767Anon are you a cat?
>>34776783they're cruel cunts and don't care if they ruin your life, in fact they take pride in it
>>34776767I got a free simp to help me load my massive orders into my car. But I could go flash charlie.
>>34776778But if she smokes, she pokes.
>GenderWhat time do (You) usually wake up and go to sleep?
State GenderWould you date someone in a wheelchair, ie paralyzed waist down?
>>34776783Everything makes a lot more sense when you stop listening to what they say.
>>34776508>>34775606Anyone has any more replies? I'm curious what you all think.
I actually kind of give women a pass on being whores to some extent, only because I'm just not in their position. Its so easy for them to get sex and if I was in a similar position of temptation I think it would be way harder to be celibate. What I don't really forgive is when these same women cope and cry about men being unfaithful cheaters when they specifically go after guys that have access to sex outside of them. Like they're not literally sleeping around all the time themselves.>>34776791Male. 8 AM wake up, 2 AM sleep. I'm trying to switch it to 4 AM wake up, 10 PM sleep.
>>34776789Wtf is that even supposed to mean
>>34776791MLike 6am-2pm. I know it's bad
>>34776798>I'm trying to switch it to 4 AM wake up, 10 PM sleep.nta.Damn, bro, what kind of industry you in?
>>34776791Female. 7:30-8:00 AM wake up. 10:30-11:00 PM sleep.
>>34776697impart your rizzdom upon us
>>34775606That's weird, bro. Why are you thinking of the fat ugly guys stuffing the hot women with their cock? Can't you be normal?
>>34776793FSure. I’m a dancer, we would be a interesting couple
>>34776791Fsleep: 2am, wake up: 11am (its my holiday rn dont judge)
>>34776806>dancerwhat kind? like a stripper?
>>34776791FUsually wake up around 10. in bed at midnight.
>>34776793Depends on their character and whether they're fat. As a man yes I would date a woman in a wheelchair. Like this chick, yeah I would if I liked her. I tried to find a woman that is like 5/10 to 6/10. Not being fat is THEE most important thing for a woman's physical attractiveness and its not even close.
>>34776809Not like a stripper. Choreography and freestyle
>>34776801Landscaping/Gardening. 4 AM wake up is to hit the gym before work.
>>34776813Imagine wheeling her up to the top of a ski hill and then pushing her down
>>34776791M2am to 8amIdk why I do that to myself
>>34776798i can get sex from someone new whenever i want, it's not that hard to not be a degenerate
>>34776818anon thats mean..
>>34776816That doesn't mean anything
>>34776819Same
>>34776793FI want children, can I still get pregnant from his sperm (doesn't have to be via sex), and how disabled is he? I could deal with a guy whose legs don't work, but a Stephen Hawking situation would be too much for me.
>>34776822She'd find it fun
>>34776823Uh oh. Ole Legs thinks femanon's theatrical job isn't a real one.
Women do you want men to be happy?
>>34776813>Not being fat is THEE most important thing for a woman's physical attractiveness and its not even close.Why are men so critical of womens weight but women aren't with mens'?
>>34776823It does. What part of two types of dance is confusing to you?
>>34776828I want one man to be really happy.The rest of you can suffer.
>>34776830That's like if you asked me>What kind of music do you play? >I play compositions and solosLike yeah no shit, it doesn't tell me anything about what you actually do
>>34776828yes :)
>>34776828Yes I want my fren to be happy. Men do you want women to be happy? Is it possible to make meaningful connections through screens?
>>34776829Men's sexuality is most based around whether she'll get pregnant and give birth to a bunch of healthy babies. Women's sexuality is mostly based around whether he can feed and protect said family.
Do you think love is the death of peace of mind?
>>34776791M, depends on what shift I'm working. I'll wake up as early as 4am down to 9 or 10 am. Sleep depends on the shift too, as early as 8 or 9 pm and as late as 1 or 2 am. Occasionally I need to cover the graveyard shift which throws everything into a fuckin mess>>34776793M, no, too many things I wouldn't be able to do with them
>>34776829Clearly women and men value different things in partners. It isn't a bad thing as long as both parties communicate clearly.
>>34776835>Men do you want women to be happy? Sure >Is it possible to make meaningful connections through screens?No, too much separation
cutest girl ever, tiny, acts absolutely adorablebut when she perceives (often falsely) the faintest hint of a slight, she's the most cruel woman in the world wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy
>>34776835>Men do you want women to be happy?ofc. I love women.> Is it possible to make meaningful connections through screens?Platonic? yeah. Romantic might be a bit more difficult
>>34776837No if you meet the right person. It won't always be peace. However with a good woman the good times greatly out weigh the bad
>>34776835>Men do you want women to be happy?Yeah.>Is it possible to make meaningful connections through screens?I still think about my Xbox Live, RuneScape2, and Counter Strike Source buddies at least once a week.
>>34776833You want me to write the steps of a choreographed dance so you can find the meaning of dance. You dumb cunt
>>34776835>Men do you want women to be happy? Absolutely, I want everyone to be happy but making a woman happy makes me very happy >Is it possible to make meaningful connections through screens?I think so although in my opinion it ultimately can't reach the level of meaning that could be achieved by in person connection, at least not for me
>>34776825Still thinking about that sex scene from the Hawking movie lmao
>>34776842>Romantic might be a bit more difficultGet gud
>>34776840What is your solution to separation? If your gf can’t afford regular trips would you mind vr or something similar?
>>34776841She'd be a great gf to pester then have angry sex with
Men don't want women happy,they want women to make them happy.
Need chubby asian gf
>>34776845No, I want you to tell me what styles of dance you do, just like I can tell you what genres of music I play. Do you even dance how is this a hard thing for you?
>>34776837I hope not given my mental state. I do miss them and worry when [redacted] pops up in the news.
>>34776853Both things can be true, dummy. Are women not the same?
>>34776853Lmao literally runs contrary to"Happy wife Happy life" Which most men i know follow if they actually care about staying married
>>34776853>Men don't want women happy,they want women to make them happy.I don't date or sleep with women because I value their well being more than mine.
>>34775405I'm a guy. My workplace is heavily female and they have fun bantering and I feel left out. I'll banter with them when the whole group isn't there but when they are there in bulk they go off into their own worlds. Doesn't help that I also find a few of them extremely attractive. I think I'd be less focused on it if there were more dudes at work I could chat shit with too. State gender, how are the gender dynamics at your workplace or classroom? Do you have a work friend group or a work crush?
>>34776853Sorry but meowlentines day is over. What do you want for Christmas or your birthday?
>>34776835>Men do you want women to be happyyea, which is why i want them to not have equal rightsit was a minority of (mostly jewish) women who were misandrist spinsters that colluded with captains of industry to double to work force while wrecking civilization women were far, far happier and healthier being religious, getting married young and having children
>>34776837No. Love is supposed to be extra peace of mind.
>>34776849There's really no substitute for physical presence
Women what animal archetype bf do you want?
>>34776861Honestly, they're doing you a favour, bruv. You never want to be one of the girls
Men would you date a girl that plays Love and Deepspace?Women would you date a guy that plays Zenless Zone Zero?
>>34776861Female. There are only 3 guys that work here and inly own close to my age. They’re ok since it’s a book shop, so we are all nerds. Most of the time I’m too busy being a basement dweller to talk to anyone but when I do, it’s usually with the girls on the floor to check or get a recommendation. Need spooky stuff soon.
Women, when is the next Nintend Direct?
>>34776855Let me put it in retard terms you seem to understand. Oh you play music what kind? Oh different stuff, sometimes pop, sometimes punk. And get this. Sometimes, anon, sometimes I play pop punk. I combined two different genres and it became a new thing, isn’t that wild. And get this, I’m going to fucking blow your mind. Sometimes I do a solo on my guitar, I just improvised that shit!
>>34776873FYeah sure, the girls look cute.>>34776865What drugs are you on and where can I get some?
>>34776869What are my options?>>34776873Sorry I don’t know the new vidya since my computer is out of date.
>>34776873>Men would you date a girl that plays Love and Deepspace?I've never heard of it? Is there a cute youtuber doing a playthrough?
>>34776880Nta, great, what kind of dance do you do?
>>34776873>Love and DeepspaceMNo any woman that plays a mobile game is immediately tainted. Also the fact that its not even the best game in the series. Makes this a non starter for me and most men
>female>men assume I have switch 2Wake me when they make splatoon 4 or Pokemon is decent again
>>34776877They're probably crushing on you.
How to acquire hot nerd bf
>>34776890Go to the manga section of the bookstore and act lost
>>34776881>What drugs are you on and where can I get some?Bible study date night?
>>34776890>be pretty and on a track to success>go to top uni>acquire hot nerd bf
>>34776890MHot is probably the hard part. I guess search through LinkedIn profiles of tech companies?
>>34776791F4am-10pm
>>34776890be stacy
Femanons, how does this make you feel?>>>/v/744356637
>>34776892She said hot, anon.>>34776897You're completely nocturnal?
>>34776889They’re both 60+, married, and one is gay.
foids are taught that it's miserable to be a wife, mother, and homemaker but the science shows you literally love it and are better off doing it
Either Gender, would you be more upset if you got rejected over them simply not being attracted to you, or if you got rejected cause he/she outright doesn't date your race?
>>34776783Have you seen how many retards on this board alone start frothing at the thought of a woman havibg casual sex? Ofc they are lying their asses off and only "want serious relationships" tee heeAlso if youre the kind of guy who chimps at bodycounts, they are guaranteed to lie to you. Wanting casual sex yourself while seething at women for having it just doesnt vibe my guy. And yes, they can tell.
>>34776901>She said hot, anon.Only the hot weebs would have to confidence to talk to a girl in that situation.
>>34776888I want a new pikmen game, personally.
>>34776899More speed runs to sleep to, nice.
>>34776905Yeah just take an easy Valium thrice daily, and every woman can be happy staring at a washing machine turn all day.
>>34776908I don't mind talking to girls, it's showing interest that terrifies me.
>>34776899Why can't atoga moids post vids like this
>>34776893>Just a boring trad-zoomer having retarded beliefs to spite his liberal parentsLaaaaame.
>>34776909You just got Pikmin 4.
>>34776901Sorry I meant that I wake up at 4 and go to sleep at 10pm. I've done night shift nocturnal lifestyle in the past but I've recently been getting used to normal people awake times because job change.
>>34776906FI'd be more upset if they're just not attracted to me
>>34776911much better to slave away at some mindless meaningless task to earn money for your employer btw if you care to actually look up the data, married women with children in religious households are the least medicated and the most happy on average
>>34776915Cause we're skinny and dont have pecs
>>34776922Start embiggening your pecs NOW
>>34776916nah, my grandparents were the libs, my parents were kinda traditional, but i'm taking it all the way
>>34776885Depends on the day/event. We use a lot of jazz-funk, contemporary and hip-hop
>>34776880That's not what you're saying though. I outlined what you're saying in >>34776833 Let me put it in retard terms for you, choreography is not a style, it's not analogous to a genre, ballet or salsa or whatever the fuck else is a style, that's what you're supposed to be telling me.
>>34776869Batshit crazy
>>34776928Anon, how many times are you going to try and get her to spill it?
>>34776906No.
>>34776915We don't look like that
>>34776930That one big titty youtuber is right, Dispatch is Twilight for dudes. I'm surprised more women didn't take issue with it.
>>34776935speak for yourself
>>34776935There is one that should be posting his boobies.Oh GYM ANONNNNNNTits or gtfo
>3x speed playback is a premium youtube featureWho the fuck is paying for this?
>>34776791FIt depends right now I'm all fucked up I'm sleeping at 3am and waking at 11. I prefer going to sleep around midnight and waking up at 8am. >>34776793I don't think I would. I wouldn't leave a partner if they became paralyzed but I wouldn't volunteer for that life. >>34776828Yeah why not, just not at the expense of my own happiness.
>>34776939Cheating on HIM, huh
>>34776932It's obvious that she doesn't actually dance but it's fun to box her in with her lie
>>34776942>Yeah why not, just not at the expense of my own happinessthe divine comedy in this is that what women think will make them happy almost never actually makes them happy
>all these femanons saying they want men to be happy(You) have bangs and wear sundresses, right?
>>34776936I see what >he was saying by the odyssey being lame. I walked in on the end at the theater and saw rpat getting murdered and then the rest of it fell off. Glad I didn't pay for this.
Women what is your vice?
>>34776911>every woman can be happy staring at a washing machine turn all day.genuinely would be fine being a stay at home dad
Men Wwyd if your gf groped your butt?
>>34776945You never even read Dante your fucking poser.
>>34776943I can't just ask for >his boobies. >He has a chest tat.I'm trying to feed femanon here.
>>34776950Tit for tat
>>34776945Nothing makes me happy except being able to sit in the sun when I don't have to do anything and I guess trees.
>>34776950im into that
>>34776951nah i definitely didit was cringe, even in hs
>>34776946No, sorry
>>34776950Pretend to hate it (but secretly love it)
>>34776947I'm not sure how that's related?
>like this girl >was planning to ask her out this week >she texts me about how shes "been depressed and dealing with some rough shit lately" and stuff like that What do I do? I don't want to miss my chance, but I also don't want to be some creep incel monster who "takes advantage" of women
>>34776890be everything im looking for and let me know youre interested
>>34776805You wouldn't wonder who a girl you've been with has had sex? You wouldn't wonder about their exes, any past relationships?
>>34776962So you’d act like a girl?
>>34776939leave me alone, fatty
>>34776974No. That's cuckold behavior.
>>34776976That describes most dudes hereAnd they wonder why they can't get a gf
>>34776890as a jacked Bible nerd with a square jaw, i don't think you'd measure up to my standards
>>34776977Take it off, darling~YEEEEWShow us those big tiddies.
I didn't understand his language and I didn't speak a word. But I knew that his meaning was what I had decided I had heard.
>>34776949no you wouldn't, because 99.99% of women are not to be trusted alone outside the home in our current society, let alone as breadwinners, and she would likely eventually make you miserable
>>34776946>bangsIt's not really bangs I have short hair>sundressesI wish, I have a hard time finding off the rack dresses that fit. I keep meaning to make some but buying fabric is frustrating these days.
>>34776946I have both.
>>34776980What are your thoughts on John Wesley as a theologian?
>>34776963I'm gonna yap about media now.Because I'm going to see spooderman.
>>34776971Offer to take her out to get her mind off it, bring candy, and don't make a move but capitalize on it if she does. Just don't get her drunk and you're morally in the clear.
Genuinely why would you go to Saudi Arabia
>>34776950I'd look at you funny.
>>34776996A lucrative job contract. Or, if you're Muslim, to go to Mecca.
>>34776990NTAFuck it I haven't been Christian in years but I was raised Methodist. I need to know if this guy's a filthy fucking Calvinist or not.>>34776996You're a devout Muslim making your lifetime track to Mecca. No other reason I can think of.
>>34776996Probably to get shit on a die for a million dollars.
>>34776928You had a meltdown over the word choreographed dance and said it doesn’t mean anything. You have to chill, styles were mentioned. Are you the anon that pretended to be a ballet dancer lol
>moids this moids thatHow many atoga foids can do this and also be cute?
>>34777005Too skinny
i am not okay
>>34777003What meltdown lol, words have meanings and you obviously don't understand them. I've never done ballet
>>34776928I play music. that doesn’t mean anything! Jeez anon
>>34777005I played goalie in elementary school yard games because nobody else wanted to defend.
>>34777009And you used them so poorly.
>>34776923how
>>34777008You're just a baby.M of F
>>34777006Too fat actually
>>34777001>No other reason I can think of.Saudi Arabia used to be one of the highest paying markets for English as a Second Language teachers with a CELTA or a TESOL Master's degree, not sure if it still is.White collar workers in the oil and energy industries also historically have gotten some of their highest paying contracts there. The drawback is the isolation of living in an employee housing compound, but if you spend all day indoors on the computer anyway it wouldn't be much of a life change. The King of the Hill reboot talks about expat life in Saudi Arabia a little bit. Hank's flashback sequences are among the most realistic portrayals of an American living in the country.
>>34776948daydreaming my entire life away
>>34777014Imagine if I pinned your legs behind your head so that your butt and pussy were bared and bred you mating press style
>>34776990he's p solid on most things from what i've read but i think there are aspects of the way that all the denominations get wrong >>34777001not a calvinistgrew up in pentecostal and baptist churches
>>34777005i probably cant do that im not good at sports
>>34777017male and don't call me a baby
>>34777028>not a calvinistAcceptable.
>>34776948Collecting pictures of >him.I have duplicates.
>>34777022:(
>>34777028>Pentecostal churchDid they handle snakes and speak in tongues?
Genuinely why would you go to India? At least they use toilets in Riydah
>>34775460MHit the sickest griddy
>>34777032>don't call me a babyFrom your chart, it’s not like you’d fight back kek
>>34777037Ya got me there.Why would you go to india?
TOMORROW IS BEDROT FRENCH MUSIC EVENING! EXCEPT MAYBE ILL SWITCH TO BRITISH ELECTRONIC MUSIC
>>34776976>>34776979Fuck you(now im pretending to be jh)
>>34777036snakes, no, tongues, yes speaking in tongues gets abused and people criticize it but it's in line with the early church tradition of jubilation
>>34777043Cool.
>>34777022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
>>34776950Nothing
>>34777032*pets anon*It's ok, lil buddy.
>>34776946i really cant let myself wear dresses all that much because when i was little i never really could be bothered to sit still and i was very very big on cartwheels so they were like well you cant be flashing everybody around the places we go so i wore little overalls a lot and i never really got the hang of the Keeping My Legs Close Together game that makes skirts okay so unless i want to be super duper stressed out all day focusing so hard like oh my gosh one leg two leg red leg blue leg keep it together holy shit balls to fuck and back like all day i never wear them and i really do get in trouble like literally every time i wear them and stuff so i never really wear it except weddings which are very dressy because i am not like butch or anything i just cant sit still at all but i do have bangs! but i didnt say i wanted men to be happy before but i think that is probably true anyway
>>34776956Well titted
>>34777037You're a Hinduboo or a devout Hindu. Not much reason beyond that.
>>34775915MNo matter how much I suffer I will never be worthy
>>34776979I never pretend to be a girl you guys just confuse me for one
>>34777053Do you have 80hd
my thing is glitched and im getting no signs its happening to anyone else, someone help
>>34777008Link the test lol
>>34777053why not just wear shorts under the dress? thats what i always do if i wear dresses or skirts cuz i dont want to accidentally flash anyone
>>34777061i dont know mama didnt really believe in doctors unless i was gonna die but i can focus way better than my sister so i think no i dont probably
>>34777037What's with the weird Saudi vs. India online rivalry I've been seeing lately? There are also like a million WYR reddit threads about this. I'd go to or live in either Saudi Arabia or India, personally. The infrastructure is probably better in Saudi and you're more likely to find AirCon, but some communities in India might be easier to interact with as a foreigner than most of Saudi.
i learned to tarde last month and it didnt took me a day to realize that trading and the markets is gambling
>>34777025Next time, when someone says “choreographed dance”, ask them what styles they use.
>>34777036also, i have been faith healed
Hey, I've got an idea....WORLD PEAAACCEE!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-OgkNgxm3k
>>34777066Can we date
>>34777062Your penis is glitched?Did it noclip inside you?
>>34777069>i learned to tard last monthOne of us…
>>34777069>i learned to tarde last monthYou've been doing that your whole life
>>34777067NTAHindus and Muslims dislike each other, and the hatred between India (Hindu) and Pakistan (Muslim) is especially strong. It wouldn't shock me if there were bot farms in the countries artificially boosting social media engagement with it.
>>34777065oh i for sure wear shorts im not a total big idiot but its still not like i want people to see my butt under a dress a lot like thats not good to do no matter what it could be a big fluffy petticoat and it still is really awkward
>>34776544MYeah I feel that way all the time
>>34777070I like hip hop dancing but I struggle to do it choreographed. All of my breakdance moves are 100% improv. And I've been in dance battles in car parks and urban alleys before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQiYuehTecU
>>34777086wait that is so cool seriously?! i had no idea dance battles were real stuff that happened not in disney movies thats reaally awesome do you ever win?? how do real life dance battles work please say A LOT about this
I'd like to see her butt under a dress
hindusim is just plain demon worship, like on it's face, just read up on it and look at the artwork and the effects it's had on the region islam is just plain retarded, like you have to have a sub 90iq to believe in it, which makes sense because most of the people in the regions where it's popular average around 70
>>34777091The people in parts of the world where Islam is the major religion invented algebra, perfected astronomy, and contributed great works of literature to the world such as The Muqaddimah and The Travels of Ibn Battuta. idk where you get off on such a weird claim, dude.
>>34777086This is so gay wtf were they thinking in the 90s
So how do I learn how to trade?
>>34777094Used to rollerblade. Ate shit plenty of times about it tho.
>>34777096Fuck no Islam is cancer.
>>34777092some outliers actually contributing doesn't change the fact that islam is retarded and the people who believe in it average 70iq you're not very smart are you
>>34777096No, tf.
>>34777089uh yea i bet you dog but this is why i have to be careful because its like the guy from the racism piano movie said he was like never flash ya cash in a bahh (bar) and shot a guy and i dont have a bodyguard so i wear pants and it works out
>>34777055Actually I'm not either lolI'm just thinking about Brazil playing India in OctoberJust why
>>34777045Or just the day of Pentecost you know the basis of our whole denomination
>>34777096Fuck no, watch the movie Profile some time. It's about a clueless journalist lady who falls in love with a Syrian militant and almost gets trafficked.
Oops made a stupid post
I'm a lonely, fat, unattractive and overweight woman. Is there any hope for me to make any friends? I'm a recluse but I haven't had a meaningful conversation with another human being in ages
>>34777102Can I be your bodyguard
>>34777099Most Muslims I've met in Europe, the Americas, and the Middle East are scholars, doctors, and highly skilled entrepreneurs. But I'm obviously not very smart if I'm continuing to engage with you when you are clearly trying to rage bait and troll.
>>34777094FI can't skate but I think skaters are cool. I saw some guy do a smooth landing after jumping down a big set of stairs the other day and I thought it was really impressive
>>34777110I thought you hated Islam
>>34777094I used to be a figure skater.
>>34777094F. I don't. I can sort of maneuver a longboard for a few hundred relatively flat and straight feet but that's about all I got.Why? Are you okay at it?
>>34777086I’ve being doing a lot of improv electro-swing lately. I’m ten years behind the trend and I’m not taking it to a parking lot.
>>34777108are you going to look at my butt when im turned around you got to be honest about this stuff be so serious
>>34777119Yeah or course but I'm allowed to
>>34777107Sure, if you actually wanted to try and do that you'd probably be successful. However, you won't do it. If you were going to change it would come from within. Not from validation on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
TIL I just learned that SAHM stands for Stay at Home Mother. For the longest time I thought it stood for Sexual Abuse something or other.
>>34777110yes, dei hiring and the systematic discrimination of white Christians throughout our entire society has increased the visibility of these often subpar doctors and entrepreneurs, but your silly anecdotes don't change the statistics
>>34777121I did try maybe a month ago to leave the house and socialize. No one seemed interested in talking to me
Women why do you have such delicious bodies
>>34777094FI have a longboard. I can ride it, but can’t do anything fancy
>>34776829No idea. Why are women way more concerned with boob size and minute details of their beauty like facial proportions and stuff when men are screaming at the top of their lungs for them to lose weight?
>>34777107I'll be your friend if you want
>>34777127>No one seemed interested in talking to meSimple question: Did you try initiating a conversation with anyone?If so describe the experience.
>>34777125>the systematic discrimination of white ChristiansOh it's this nonsense again. You are an insufferable bore.
>>34777120you mean youre supposed to so you can make sure im not flashing other people and stuff right obviouslydo you have any like reccomendations are other butts like this is the best buttyguard ever five stars
>>34777133Sure. How old are you first?>>34777135I did attempt to talk to people, the whole point of the meetup was socializing. I'm pretty much socially invisible, it's always been this way even before I got fat, it's just how it is for ugly women.
>>34777137If you're the anon I think you are, you're just as dumb if not dumber than the average Muslim.
>>34777139lol prepare to be scared, white people aren't believing these lie anymore
>>34777137You learn different religions to debate about fiction?
>>34777143Lies like that white people are being discriminated against? Because that's one lie that you certainly seem to believe.
>>34777142>If you're the anon I think you arethis poster had the gall to call someone else dumb but no, you totally got me, ur just too smart and immediately recognized my syntax even though i'm banned form this site for months at a time most of the time
>>34777140Yeah that's what I mean just making sure the package is secure Yeah when I'm around nobody looks they just stare at the ceiling with their hands in their pockets and whistle
>>34777141Early 20s, hbu
>>34777141> it's always been this way even before I got fat, it's just how it is for ugly women.Gotcha, I can sympathize before I lost weight girls and even guys didn't really want to talk to me. Then once I did I felt like people treated me like a human being.Im sorry this sucks for you and I wish I had good advice. So instead I'll just say if you want to have a meaningful conversation we can right now.
>>34777146Do you believe modern women are brainwashed by Jewish feminism, yes or no? If yes then I'm right.
>>34777107why not just lose weight...?
i'm in love with the coco
>>34777148Also in my 20s. >>34777149I'm glad people treat you better now. It is a bit infuriating to think about how people were nicer to me during covid when I wore a mask.>>34777153I've been slowly losing weight, I was even bigger earlier this year. My life was only marginally better before getting fat which isn't really saying much. Ugly is ugly skinny or fat.
Women thoughts on strip poker
>>34777160Wouldn't play it in real life, but I've played some Strip Poker games I found online.
>>34777157>not willing to hurt myself enough to get goodThis is how I felt about gymnastics lol
>>34777162>Online strip poker ???
>>34777144if you actually pay attention, atheists are retards and didn't contribute much to science
>>34777164I'm talking about flash/java/webgl games anon.
>>34777159What bracket?
>>34777167Is it just camgirling with extra steps
https://youtu.be/CC5ca6Hsb2Q>tfw ywn bedrot with your bf listening to this all day
>>34777160me personally i wouldnt do this but i have a little evil horny devil demon girl on my shoulder and she says to me "ohohohoho" so i really could end up naked one of these days
>>34777169...Even if they're cartoon sprites stripping? Come on anon.
>>34777160I don't like poker and can't imagine a group of people I'd play a game where I have to strip with.
>>34777173Oh what a pussy
>>34777168Bracket of what?
atoga poker night?
>>34777180Age
>>34777165Yeah, figured that’s how you would debate anyone about anything
>>34777186no that's how i dismiss disingenuous retards between sets at the gym
Nooo I dont want to feel things for her I dont want feelings!!!!!
men make up a brand new body part that doesnt exist for girls to have that you would think is hot if you could add anything (NOT weiners thats BORING) what would you add?
>>34777198Dillsack (the nutte sack)
>>34777159Butterface is a category of lay though
>>34777198angel wings or a [spoiler]nictitating membrane[/spoiler]
>>34777198i would add a second pussy inside the pussy that is tighter and envelops the head when you bottom out oh wait that exist for some women and is called the fornix region
>>34776518Are you from Sopot?
Should I buy an insta360
>>34777202third eyelid is a crazy awesome choice what the heck would you be into that
>>34775405For both men and women:What should I consider about women's "types"? Like, their type of guy. Because I see women talk about their types but I don't believe it, I think they go with the flow. I think women pick the men they end up with less than they think they do. I see women say they have a type but then you see the men they date, including in long term relationships and its not that.I don't think men are that different either.
>>34777213>I see women say they have a type but then you see the men they date, including in long term relationships and its not that.What's the point of asking a question if you've already made up your mind?
>>34777213F hereI think there's more women than you think that are okay with overweight men as long as they're physically strong and it's not just pure fat. Women are much more accepting of fat on men than men are of fat on women. Height is also definitely overstated and more of a thing with hypernormies that go out a lot/wear heels
>>34777213Who fucking cares
>>34777213>What should I consider about women's "types"?You shouldn’t. You either are or you’re not, and you don’t want to be with someone who doesn’t want to be with you.
>>34777193Sure, buddy. So strong
>>34777184Is it bad that I'm a grown man and don't know how to play poker. Will I get ridiculed for this.
>>34777213I don't understand what you're asking
>>34777220Hugh card, one pair, two pairs, three of a kind, straight, fush, fullhouse (three of a kind and a pair), four of a kind, straigh-flush, and royal flush. There you go, you now know poker.
>>34777221He's basically saying "Can you guys affirm my believe that women only date evil Chads and not good guys like me?".
>>34777208do you really need one? plenty of content creators just use their phone or have someone follow them around with a drone or whatever. I'll admit to having been tempted to mount one on my bike but the truth is the shots you get that way are not great tuber material.
>>34777186>insults religion>gets insulted in return>hah yea figured that's how you'd debate anyone about anything every time tel aviv is not sending their best
>>34777211i want to say it's because of my ocd but something about a protective third eyelid makes me so happy. visually reminds me of windshield wipers or going into a carwash idk. i wish everyone had one actually.
>>34777220i am a girl and i know so much poker its crazy. im the poking man champion did you know that if you got a 4 and theres the same suit of king on the table you can do a move called kings castle and swap your 4 and the king. very big moves.
>>34777220>he didn't BalatromaxxWhat a joker.
>>34777230i would like it a lot honestly i get gunk in my eyes too much if my tongue was long enough i would totally lick my eyeballs ALL THE TIIIME
>>34776978How? Wouldn't a cuckold not care, since they enjoy the woman having sex without them?
Why don't modern women like large muscles?
>>34777235She just uses words randomly she doesn't know what they mean
>>34777222I see, so there are more of you festering on twitter and h**urine.
>>34777236Just don't roid
>>34777225>>34777231I have no idea what any of this shit means>>34777232Duh I'm da joker baby I have no idea what balatro actually *is*
>>34777234>i would totally lick my eyeballsLOL yes. that is a surprisingly common thought in my mind in the mornings.
>>34777005>How many atoga foids can do this and also be cute?I thought I did when I was younger but I caught the ball and everyone got mad at me.
>>34777243>when did women care for big muscles? The entirety of human history and pre-history. Why would some peasant woman want a twink who can't chop or lift wooden logs?
>>34777249I thought you were cute when you were younger.
>>34777250this has no basis in anthropological fact. go read debt: the first 5000 years. in all prehistoric cultures women gravitated to the dude with the most wealth, which has literally never been the dude who could lift. ever.
>>34777256Yeah, Grug never ever took all of skinny-grug’s shit, did he?
>>34777256wealth is just one aspect of force projection, which is what women are looking forsome women focus more on one type of force projection than the others but this can change with ovulation
>>34777253I didn't say I was cute but I thought I could play soccer like everyone. I shoulda gone to the library to read books instead
>>34777256And how did a guy accumulate "wealth" in a lawless borderless pre-historic "society" exactly?
All these moid mental gymnastics just to not post pecs
TIL that polar bears have a nictitating membrane. What a terrifying creature.
>>34777264I HAVE NO PECS
>Incels are coping and seething at the idea that most women don't get wet for the stereotypical ChadThis will never not be funny.
>>34777268
>>34777264post your pits
>>34777262But I thought you were cute.
>>34777258in fact, no. grug never took all of skinny-grug's shit. >>34777263technology transfer, basically. go read. a lot of prehistory boils down to who was making the best pottery at any given time.
>>34777264if a foid could post a clear, high resolution signpic that she actually looked attractive in then i would, but i'm not holding my breath
>>34777229What’s the returned insult? It’s just you being weird and paranoid
>>34777276>technology transfer, basically. go read. a lot of prehistory boils down to who was making the best pottery at any given time.Dude, I'd spear you in the face and take your pottery.
Women, how many more years until you have a baby?
i can tell there are a lot of fat dysgenic enemies of mankind itt
Is Tyrone speaking straight facts here?
>>34777285Yes, you can call me Man-Unkind. Bwahahahahaha!
>>34777275I doubt you even knew me at that age
>>34777287is it weird that i always think of black men as gay
>>34777283then your tribe doesn't know how to make good pottery and you all die. instead you should enslave me. then I'll teach your descendants to make good pots and in a generation or two, I or my descendants will be running your tribe.
>>34777293no, they have high estrogen than other races and are statistically much much more likely to be gay
>>34777288I mean, mankind was a bit of a chubby boy himself
Gimme soul and show me the door!
>>34777294The point still stands. Most ancient civilizations had slaves and the strongest most capable fighters ruled over them.
>>34777294>I'll teach your descendants to make good potsCool thanks *kills you after taking your knowledge*
>>34777298Dude.. love, lmao
>>34777284It's not gonna happen
>>34777289But I did.
Are men at their happiest when they're working the grind every day to provide for a wife and kids?
>>34777302>the strongest most capable fighters ruled over them.that's simply not true. sorry. the wellspring of wealth is in craft and cleverness, nowhere else.
>>34777306Eyyyy
is bathtub sex a good idea?
>>34777311I am at my happiest as a pirate NEET
>>34777312the most clever are almost always subject to the manipulations of the clever and cruel
>>34777264Shut up and post collarbones
>>34777307Why the heck not?
>>34777312Sound like someone who doesn't lift
>>34777315Not really, water makes for terrible lube.
>>34777315All the sex juices are going to get in the water
>>34777316my goal in life is to carry 6 flintlocks on my chest
>>34777324Just clean em offYou're in the bath
>>34777321about the only useful thing my father ever said to me; "never be good at something you don't want to do for a living"
>>34777324I would make her drink it. "Drink the Sex Soup!" I would say, lording over her as she sits in the vat of Sex Soup.
>>34777329Dyels are funny
>>34777312If all humans have access to the same tools then those who are the strongest will use them most effectively. If you don't have access to the tools or resources then you enslave and take from those who do have access.
Ladies, if you had a son and he were expelled from 109 schools, would you start to think maybe your son has some issues, or would you blame all the schools?
>>34777339Lazy bait, go back to /pol/.
>>34777341>>34777339goy is not a slur
>>34777343>>34777341I agree.
>>34777269do guys like supermodels i really kind of assumed every real person agreed models were kind of creepy
>>34777341Sir, please step away from the keyboard.
>>34777345I'd leave my gf for one
>>34777347What's the matter? Upset that I called out your lazy ass bait?
>>34777349Let the ladies speak, child of satan.
>>34777348well you my stinky friend are going to hell and the good news is theres supermodels there but the bad news is they dont fuck you the evil demon boars with razor sharp fire penises do that and FOREVER but really you might like it keep an open mind
>>34777345Depends, culturally there's definitely been a shift away from finding models super attractive. However, if you look at the US about 20 years ago, you'll see most people liked them.Why do you find models creepy?
I've got two bitches with me. One to hang off each arm.
I need penis
Girls, would you be embarrassed if your boyfriend was wheezing the juice at 7/11?
>>34777359you have one
>>34777360Tf does that mean?
>>34777311No but our mind is occupied
>>34777362No I don't
>>34777360This movie was so shit
>>34777363>zoomers don't know about wheezing the juice
>>34777359And I need a partner that loves me completely.Maybe we could make a trade here
>>34777355all of those people stares like a freaky person and they move like a snake like a turtle or lizard and they are all creepy smooth and speak so boring i dont know I PERSONALLY like broken things and off-things and lumpy bits like i always got stuff animals that are sewed up wrong or have a bulgy eye and that kind of thing i used to make friends with pipe fleaner and buttons so to me pretty people have a sideways smile or a bigger eye and are expressive and stuff like alive things and models are like so creepy and like dead they are plastic dolls but worse because like dolls try to be people but its hard for them but models are people but they try to be dolls and its like thats actually really messed up
Don’t you guys get tired of the same repetitive talking points and weak bait every day
>>34777374Oh a boomer movie. That's why no one understands the reference
>>34777374>wheezing the juice Looks more like sucking a slurpee
>>34777378
>>34777380>boomer movieYou shut your whore mouth
>>34777376Is it big
>>34777382It's wheezing the j-uice
>>34777308You went to the same grade school as me? Are you trolling?
>>34777378Autists don't get tired of monotony, the opposite in fact. They can't do anything new.
>>34777390>Future sex offender
>>34777377Thoughts on my crooked chipped teeth and asymmetrical eyes
>>34777386Nta but you'd literally have to have been born in the 70s to have watched this movie when it came out, that's basically boomer tier.
>>34777377You might have already heard about this but if you haven't I think you'd like it. Its called Kintsugi. Its the process of repairing broken porcelain with gold. Also, thinking more about it. I definitely get where you are coming from with the brokenness. My best relationships have been with people that most wouldn't consider "normal". Something about the weirdness makes people open up more. Idk why
>>34777394I learn new things all the time. History is rich.
>>34777393Yeah I had to pick my son up.
>>34777403>worthless nonsense
would you send an apology to your ex 2+ years after you broke up with AND left them almost overnight? if not, why?I feel this deep shame and a big weight on my conscience ever since I left her, maybe even since before it happened. I made some stupid mistakes, and I fear I might have hurt her badly.I just wrote an apology in a few lines, explaining my mistakes, a few reasons, and hers as well. idk what do with it. I'd publish it, but idk where.I also wish I could compensate her... in fact I did tell her in the past (though I explained it in a way that didn't actually make clear what for), but she basically rejected it.
>>34777403>I spend all my time hyperfocusing on one topic I know
>>34777389Define big.Ive never smashed a girl's cervix before. So if that makes me small then I guess I am
All I do is argue with peopleHow do I leave this websiteI could just stay on the porn boards but i probably would argue with them over pointy elbows or some shitWhat pills make you not get into arguments online
>>34777216Oh I understand that, I'm a guy and I think guys who are aren't exactly fat but big are cool. I understand that, and I respect guys like that, at least if they're actually strong and not just trying to be. Guys like that can be impressive. That's not what I mean. >>34777218I know that, but it seems to me what they claim their type is doesn't matter, they actually are into guys in ways that are a lot more context dependent and individual. Their types are just stuff they make up after the fact.>>34777221That women will say their type is X, but they don't actually have a type. I don't think men are that different from that either. In fact, I think men will fuck anything that moves.>>34777226But I want women to only fuck evil chads! The men all should be evil chads too! The ideal is for beautiful people to be with other beautiful people. Everybody everywhere should be beautiful.
>>34777411BenzosOr smoke weed
>>34777408Not every stein, but every single time.
>>34777407Leave her alone
>>34777411>What pills make you not get into arguments onlineXanax
>>34777396yea exactly i do like this stuff in peoples faces i like really anything super unique the stuff that is so so ugly to me is really only yucky eggsema thats like bleeding and stuff or very stuffy big pores like big strawberry nose but obviously nobody likes that stuff very much but i used to get in lots and lots of trouble when i was a little girl because i love i Love Love LOVE staring and i would stare at people all the time and most special to me are the weird people like a guy who had a fake eyeball oh my gosh he was at my church and i wanted to touch it sooo bad but mama always stopped me from asking him i wish i could find him again his eye was very very pretty it was made of marble i think very pretty colors looks nothing like an eyeball at all!
>>34777404You troll
>>34777407No, cause the reasoning behind why you want to do it is wrongNothing you do is going to able clear your consciousness.Not until you learn to forgive yourself and grow from what you did
>>34777412>Their types are just stuff they make up after the fact.Yeah? That’s women.
Femanons, how much lesbian porn do you watch?
>>34777417>big pores like big strawberry noseOh
>>34775405women, is this what a performative man looks like?
>>34777419Hey for all we know we could've gone to the same school, it's entirely possible
>>34777425no listen do NOT over think this because literally everybody and their mama has this even me but im saying theres this kind i only have seen a lot on like very very old men where the pores are SO BIG AND SOO CLOGGY like i am serious one pore bigger than a toothpick and THIS is yucky to me i am NOT talking about a regular old blackheads thing here
>>34777428This was you>>34777404Therefore you're trolling
>>34777399i like this a lot a little bit i think maybe its not really totally the same but it is pretty but like i have these coffee mugs that got sculpted by hand by mountain people and the part you hold is the shape of their hand and its warbley but so comfy like holding my own inside of my hand or gloves or something so maybe it is more like that, the gold stuff is like my favorite one that got broke a big piece off and i run my tongue over it until the roughness makes my tongue hurt on accident
>>34777287I wonder what he thinks of women that aren't into men wearing earrings?
>>34777431Yeah I was having a laugh but what's to say we didn't go to the same school
>>34777429My nose is yuuuge
>>34777434You are an asshole
>>34775460They probably already have and we just dont know it
>>34777415>>34777421well, it's not only the weight on my conscience. I also feel sad for her.but I guess you guys are right, I should shove the text up my ass and learn to forgive myself.I wish you'd explain it in more detail, and also would tell me why it's a bad thing for her, though.
>>34777437How
>>34777436nooo i like big noses i dont like big pores full of yucky decaying dead skins and gunk from hell is what im saaayyyinnggguhhh
moid sniff check, how do u all smell like right now?
>>34777443Several day old shirt
>>34777443Whatever my aftershave smells like.
>>34777440Being a troll
>>34777450I wasn't trolling I was just joking around
>>34777443My deodorant and laundry probably. I don't wear cologne even though I have a couple because I can't help but smell it all day and it ends up giving me a headache
>>34777432Sounds like you need to get into pottery makingYou'd could probably even sell a few to people like youAlso do you have autismo? That thing about your tongue reminds me of a dude I knew. Something about the sensations
>>34777441Can I see yours
Why do people act like they know other people here irl
I'm Not happy that Certain moids Eschew their Legal responsibility to post hands itt.
>>34777439Leave her alone
>>34777455oh that would be fun to do probably but i have no idea where to even do that but i can probably look it up and hey really i dont know about autism mama doesnt really believe in doctors unless its like cancer or something but i am like fidgeting forever and always since i was born so i dont know if its like a symptom or something
>>34777459Why do you Type like That
>>34777459Post your hand and I'll consider it
>>34777458Because i know you, Matt.
>>34777466My name is jack tho
WHY DOES EMILY WANT TO TEACH ME PIANO
>>34777467Yeah, but what if i had been right, tho
>>34777458Sometimes they do
>>34777459You will get feet until i get literally any identifiable female body part
>>34777467Hello, Mr. Miov
>>34777457no way goofy if i wanted to get my face seen i would be on facebook or tik tok or whatever. im more like a roaming bandit. im the lone ranger actually and im wearing a mask and im very very mysterious and scary and youre really scared now because buddy guess what my danger levels are super high right now
>>34777473pan up for us anon
I wanna take a bath with her
>>34777477Okay
>>34777467Word
>>34777443Frankly? Probably jizz
>>34777481no.. the other wayalso whats with the cup
>>34777459Here you go
>>34777439>I wish you'd explain it in more detail, and also would tell me why it's a bad thing for her, though.You are attempting to gain closure on a chapter in your life. It won't work, cause there's a deeper issue at play. Why you committed those behaviors in the first place. Would be a better place to focus your mental energy. Once you've recognized that you can get the healing you need.Fundamentally im saying this isn't about her. Which is why you dont need to involve her. This is about you, so focus on yourself
>>34777485Why's it shaped like that
>>34777485men have such nice nail beds
>>34777355>Depends, culturally there's definitely been a shift away from finding models super attractive. However, if you look at the US about 20 years ago, you'll see most people liked them.Looksmaxxers are taking us right back
>>34777484He has to pee somewhere
>>34777485That is one long ass finger
>>34777487What's what shaped like what
>>34777484For taking ze bathYou fill ze cup with ze water then you dump ze cup of ze water on ze head
>>34777358>I've got two bitches with me. One to hang off each arm.Are you the guy in a throuple with sisters?
>>34777496stop playing around and show me more of ur flesh >:[
>>34777461Yeah they usually have a few pottery making classes in cities. You should invite some friends and make a day out of it.>FidgetingMaybe you are just an active person. Could give a dance class a go. Instead of fidgeting you just dance to your own rhythm
>>34777496What happened to standing under the showerhead
>>34777499Here's a good oneMy grandfather was a hobbit
>>34777461How fucking old are you
>>34777485I request you to grip something
>>34777489Clavicular sent that entire community into a tail spin. Hard to act like a model when you are a little witch. Even harder when you are the face of the community
>>34777502Its noisy and uncomfortable When I bath, I want to relax
>>34777503You have clubbed toes as a kid?
WomenHow bad are poor table manners
>>3477750467
>>34777509I dont think so? Here's a pic from another angle
>>34777508ntaAutism?
>>34777516It’s his monthly shower
>>34777516No, every once in a while want to relax in the bath Not with like wine or candles or anything. I'll even fall asleep sometimes. I mean im showering rite now so obviously it doesnt bother me
>>34777512Does he at least chew with his mouth closed and wipe his face if it gets messy?
>>34777500i dance a lot at home! i think i just have lots of energy and maybe being still freaks me out a little bit but that is actually okay because it helps me do lots of stuff all the time!>>34777504i am technically an adult woman and you can dig forever but really you will not ever find like a great story that makes awesome sense to why i am like this but it is actually a good way to be i think but even if it isnt its really the only way to be that i got in me
>>34777518Kek, maybe you're right, or maybe that's the anon that showers multiple times a day to jerk off
>>34777460ok>>34777486>You are attempting to gain closure on a chapter in your life.sure. I could have had it when we met after the break up. but I was too inexperienced to know how to behave or to understand what was going on with myself.>It won't work, cause there's a deeper issue at play. Why you committed those behaviors in the first place. Would be a better place to focus your mental energy.I mean, at this point I feel like I recognize what my mistakes are, which is why I wrote that textfixing that shit and getting to the point that I feel content about my behavior instead of scared of repeating them again is a whole different thing
>>34777521Yes
moids, where do u like being rubbed? shoulders? belly? cock?
Girls, what do you think of a guy who is a roller coaster enthusiast?
>>34777522So like not a day past 18
>>34777512Such as?
>>34776512NTA , I think missionary would be a bit boring compared to doggystyle if there aren't emotions involved, but maybe it's different for women
>>34777522Well I wish you the best anon. Continue to rock this life out in your own special way. Finding balance between moving around and staying still is a skill. Im sure you got this. I hope to see you one day making pottery as a mountain woman lol
>>34777529>moids, where do u like being rubbed?>shoulders? belly? cock?Yes
>>34777530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_11Ut6unBQ
>>34777533Eating fast and kinda messy
>>34777529I also like scalp, neck, biceps.
>>34777529Shoulders, back, arms yesBelly, chest, thighs, crotch no
>>34777537My final credit
>>34777527>fixing that shitExpound on how that text fixes that shit
>>34777531i have decided it is more fun to make it a mystery after all actually you can just wonder your pants off>>34777535i think really you got to grow up mountainy to be mountain people they got their own special languages and stuff but thank you i try to have fun and stuff and i never ever never sit still to be honest it is PROOBABLY good i dont ever have boys because i wake up shaking my whole bed from bouncing my legs and oh my gosh can you imagine how annoying it is to wake up to that if you are not me who loves it because i am me??
>>34777540you seem insecure
>>3477754418 it is
I was going to take a mirror pic but even with the condensation I look retarded
>>34777529Everywhere but my sides and groin
>>34777529Balls
>>34777546something in my detective powers are ringing and they are saying to me hey this guy probably is thinking this for UNDEDUCTIVE reasons PROBABLY not even very POLITE reasons hmmm
>>34777544You better learn to be a good damn cook bc your even exhausting over text.
>>34777547noo do it
>>34777553No, you can still tell i have a fat belly and an ominous caveman-like countenance
>>34777551Lmao same
>>34777545What? No way!
>>34777543the text doesn't. asking for her forgiveness would give me some peace of mind, and maybe would help as a signal to confirm that I indeed made those mistakes and not others.idk why people think you can fix yourself without having other people look into it... I live alone, I trusted and loved her a lot, we lived together. she could be the one to tell me "I'm glad you recognize your mistakes" or "no Anon, your real problem wasn't any of the things you mention in your apology".she called me narcissistic a few times. she probably thought I was kinda retarded too. maybe if I explained to her a little bit she'd be able to help me with that, and maybe help herself too.
>>34777555>fat bellyhot...
>>34777551I'm not too far from 18 myself all I'm saying is. You don't seem it either.
I will never understand people who say to wait on having kids and getting married until you have a nice career and assets. How much time do these people think you have to create healthy children? It's not a lot. You're going to be in your late 30s trying to date around and by then it's too late, especially for women.
>>34777424>Femanons, how much lesbian porn do you watch?MMy wife only watches it occasionally.
>>34777558Leave her alone
>>34777544>you are not me who loves it because i am melmao Im sure your future kids will love you for you. Including your future partner. Also you not sitting still is probably want kids need the most. Most adults sit still while kids need the activity.>how annoying it is to wake upIm pretty sure waking up next to the love of my life (i.e. my mother as a child or my wife as an adult) isn't annoying. I speak from experience in this regard>grow up mountainySo what are you? You grow up as a valley girl? Or maybe a beach girl
>>34777560You cant see anything but shore
>>34777562do you know how stressful is it to have children? babies have shitty sleep patterns, kids do stupid shit and get hurt, ...that's why people wait to have a better life before having kids>>34777564ok?
>>34777552i am an okay dinner maker and a really good dessert maker but it doesnt really matter because i think maybe i sort of super i annoy the pants onto guys in a way that makes them look at me and be like "this is a loud dog that never takes naps and if i adopt this dog i will never ever sleep on the couch again which is terrible because i love napping on the couch sometimes so i am going to get out of here for real" but thats okay because i can do other stuff and i can imagine whatever i want if im lonely and also i am really good company to me
>>34777552nta but can you recognize that this might actually be a man's type?
>>34777571>let me wait until I have more age related degradation of my body before doing this hugely mentally and physically and emotionally stressful thing
>>34777572You don't
moids will say they want a high libido gf until they get one and can't keep up with her
>>34777573Some dudes like annoying bitches kek
>>34777573That would be even worse
>>34777552She seems cute. A good cook is always a bonus though.
>>34777569oh my a big married man?! wife guy what a guy thats so romantic to say that stuff you should tell her you said that stuff just now i would seriously want to know that but no really i dont know i am to be for real its a funny mix of things but i moved around a couple of times but i meant with the mugs about like the deep mountain people who live there with no internet and make moonshine they made my mugs
>>34777576I want a twice a week kind of girl I think that's reasonableSometimes once a week, sometimes 3 times a week Sex daily, I dont think I could handle that much. Id be shooting blood. I cant even imagine more than that
>>34777575what do i do not what??
he knows shouting at me makes me cut myself but he did it anyway.
>>34777576What does a high libido gf even mean?Ive met women who think multiple times a week means you have high libido
>>34777574as opposed to having a kid while being young, stupid, inexperienced and resource limited?do you know the kind of things money can buy?
>>34777584Based
>>34777576>moids will say they want a high libido gf until they get one and can't keep up with herWomen say shit like this then are surprised when I expect them to take their 15th creampie of the day.
>>34777582Once a day is fine for jerkoff sex.
>>34777570are u blond?
>>34777584Why hurt yourself?
They're shitting on the fucking beaches again. Fuck this country
>>34777586You cant get experience raising a kid until you raise a kidDoesn't matter if you're 22 or 40
>>34777588not her but holy shit how can that even work i heard you get spongy and it hurts after like three?!
>>34777590You saw his leg hair and foot hair and think he’s a blond?
>>34777590Depends on the light. Sometimes blond, brown, even reddish
>>34777597maybe he has bleached hair :P>>34777599can i see
>>34777583You wouldn't annoy that hypothetical man. Cause I promise you there is someone out there that enjoys your off the wall behavior. Don't be too hard on yourself
>>34777593how's life in brampton?
>>34777594>you can't learn from other peopleyeah, I guess we don't need books, teachers or anything like that.you better just give the baby to your parents
>>34777600Last instance of my attenionwhorery, im going to bed
>>34777601This simping shit is why chicks are out of control
>>34777598>>34777602It's in lake Huron this time
>>34777596Spongy? I've never experienced anything like that. It does start to hurt around 11-12, but it's not enough to deter me until around 15.And I doubt it could "work" in the sense that I don't think there are vaginas that can endure that much sex.
>>34777604ty anon, ur golden locks are much appreciatedsweet dreams i hope we talk again sometime
>>34777603Nta, no matter your age, you literally have zero experience raising a child until you actually raise a child.
Women. How much sex can you endure
>>34777608Yeah thanks, its not really that blond in sunlight, I think that because of the incandescent bulbs.
>>34777597NTA. I have blond scalp hair and dark brown body hair
This year has beaten the shit out of me but I'm still going. Take that, 2026!
>>34777609I dunno, I've raised a dog from puppy to dog so I think I've got a handle on it
>>34777591because what other choice do I have?
>>34777581Im not married, the experience i was talking about was with my own mom. That lady couldn't stop to save her life.Though one day id like to tell my future wife those things. Also, what are you a mix of if you dont mind me asking.
Femanons, were you conceived out of wedlock?
>>34777601oh bahaha wow thank you that is so nice for you to say and i really like it!! but no actually i for real get told i am soo so annoying every day so it is really fine to me i totally get it and i am not mean to me about people not liking it thats just like the black spot on the yin yang and its alright for the sucky spot to exist because im happy in all tons of ways and its enough to make it all okay>>34777607mister don't freak but i think your penis might be an evil mother here to destroy
>>34777610A lot
>>34777620i MEANT TO SAY MONSTER AAAAAUUGGHHH
>>34777616Maybe let off steam another way? I was never a cutter, but I used to punch myself.
>>34777609of course, except if you can pay someone to help you clean the house, have enough savings to take a break from your (well paid) job and stuff like that, you sure get a lot less stressed than if you are a dumb kid with no future, having to enslave himself for a little bit of money at mcdonals to feed the kid AND the mother.
>>34777614https://youtu.be/eetIgGXH6DA
My face looks way better from above than below. I just need to find a girl 6 inches taller than me and I'll finally be good looking kek
>>34777591Attention
Ayo fuck condoms!
>>34777605I simp for men and women equally. They both deserve love
>>34777623none of the other methods work at allyou don't even believe me I know it
>>34777107Yeah. What'cha wanna talk about?
Women, can you explain pendulum magik to me
Where do I find a woman who would hug me and kiss me on the cheek
>>34777630Simp for me nigga
>>34777632Why doesn't he just beat you
>>34777620Maybe it is monstrous in some ways, but evil?
>>34777634https://youtu.be/WPbeEtjo70g
Should I live in a storage unit?
>>34777635>and kiss me on the cheekmanlet
>>34777632How does your bf feel about it?
>>34777129I eat food.>>34777235No. The cuckold would care because it's spank bank for them. If you really care about getting to know someone as they are, only their current state is important.
I wanna lick her too much
I feel alive again :3
>>34777640Can't you suffocate in those?
>>34777625Man I haven't listened to these guys since high school, I should queue up a few Mountain Goats albums for hitting the road in a couple days. Usually my go-to in times like these is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF13Q2pPBz4
>>34777641??
>>34777644>>34777645Get a room
chat, is this true?
>>34777618oh okay its really nice you love your mom i like mama a lot too shes my friend still but it is really a lot i guess for me of who im made of it is mama is a more serious cool hungarian lady and my papa is like an old surfing beach guy who laughs until he wheezes all the time and also we moved to different places>>34777651it sooouuunndssss like they juuuusssttt diiddd
>>34777512Kind of. It depends on the enviornment.
later, ATOgay
>>34777529back
>>34777639TF2 fragmovie classic
>>34777530Fun. I like being jostled around. Are you a physics autist?
>>34777653mexicans are cool as fuck actually
>>34777656G'night sweety
>>34777653Wn spics are hilarious wtf is this shit
>>34777645Glad to hear it, anon!
>>34777653Yes. The biggest white supremacist i met (both physically and physiologically) was a guatemalan
>>34777576Yep. I will go until my inner thigh is bruised and keep going after they appear.
>>34777625ntabasedthis song is how i start every year
>>34777658GUNSHOT BRIDEit's also a reference to the mass suicide of the heaven's gate cult in the late 90s.
Have we started the fire?
>>34777589I dont even jerkoff once a day though
>>34777670yes, the fire rises
>>34777670No. We didn't light it
>>34777651huh? >>34777664Thank you very much anon!
>>34777673Now is not the time for fear doctorThat comes later
>>34777675no way you like that stuff
>>34777671Fair enough then
>>34777670It was always burning, anon
>>34777607>NAGWhat's it like being that horny?
>>34777675what is grool, like composition wise.
Sometimes I imagine my idols looking at my works and going "pathetic" and it kills all motivation
Men should kiss each other more often
>>34777653Its funny that its always the brownest
>>34777679I love it. I wish I could have it daily.
>>34777687Men should kiss ME more often
>>34777687>kp enters her yaoi arc
>>34777656Later atogator
https://youtu.be/26Rl096vMf0
>>34777691Muah>if female*
>>34777687That would be gay. Very gay. I'm in!
>>34777691Best I can do is a virtual kiss
>>34777691Gay
>>34777684>What's it like being that horny?Sometimes fun, usually annoying.I can't sleep through the night, for example.
>>34777691Ok*sneezes all over your face*
>>34777653
>>34777704Pitslut
>>34777704She had that tranny jaw
>>34777653Yes, I’m Jewish and many of my friends are racist Latinos
God I'm so fucking horny
I want a boyfriend that I can feed good food every night
>>34777704Is his sister an e-thot?
Do not watchhttps://youtu.be/Eec3P8rFpQg
>>34777711Sit on the washing machine
>>34777713What if he gets fat
>>34777713Sorry im taken
>>34777715You're right this shit looks cringe as fuck
>>34777714Is his brother an E.Coli?
>>34777715>zoomerslopI will heed your advice and will not be watching
>>34777717Well he should know I know how to make him lose weight fast
>>34777713No. I know the future. Best you can do is have a male cat that you call your boyfriend.
>>34777506Which angle do you want it from? Back of hand or palms/fingers to the camera?
>>34777713That would require you leaving your house and talking to a dude. Both impossible tasks
>>34777607>And I doubt it could "work" in the sense that I don't think there are vaginas that can endure that much sex.This is unfortunate to admit, but I've seen gangbangs bigger than thatThere hope
>>34777723Do you even lift, kp?
>>34777660I just love airtime.
>>34777728I used to, never got strong tho
>>34777725Both if you can. I'm greedy
>>34777537honestly it would be pretty sick to end it on the euthanasia coaster but imagine how soul draining it would be to be the dude that has to unload that coaster
>>34777732Probably because you starve yourself. Stop doing that and start working out again
Girls, do you like people with Down syndrome?
>>34776988>It's not really bangs I have short hairHonestly, that's my favorite. I just thought it's too rare to mention.>I wish, I have a hard time finding off the rack dresses that fit. I keep meaning to make some but buying fabric is frustrating these days.What's going on with fabric?>>34777053>tfw no manic tomboy gf
>>34777738Well I think being a woman also tends to make it hard to build muscle but idk it’s not like the main function of testosterone is to turn boys into angry muscle machines
>>34777744>feeding him delicious pickled and boiled kosher dishes from the motherland (1890s rural polish ghettos) until he farts enough methane to power a small cityLove is in the air!
Men do not enjoy being fed by their women anymore, what happened.
>>34777749We switched from gruel to grool
>>34777749I would enjoy if she made me chicken tenders, but that's basically all I eat.
>>34777749We realized your plot to try and kill us to take our life insurance policy
women rate themselves very high
>>34777755>has heart attack
>no frens who watch wrestling so I can't have a SummerSlam watch partyGirls, would you come if you were invited?
>>34777749Didnt know that was a thing
>>34777743Well
>>34777765who is she and why does she look like that
>>34777765cringe
>>34777765wrestling is really boring>>34777739they deserve access to a quality life but I would abort my child if they were going to have down syndrome
>>34777768a true gf cooks nice big meals for her man
Sexts and all femanons get fed and bred
>>34777777That's a lot of feed and seed.
Anons I have been awake for 36 hours, any advice?
>>34777781hi attentionwhore
>>34777781Get some sleep kitten
>>34777771Idk but I want to coom in her
>>34777781Jerk off, will make you sleepy and pass out
>>34777775>they deserve access to a quality life but I would abort my child if they were going to have down syndromeThose are absolute opposite concepts
>>34777788DEATH IS LIFE
>>34777771Lyra Valkyria and she has gone insane and snapped on her former friend Bayley
>>34777777Based
>>34777791is that part of a storyline or did she actually go psycho irl
>>34777765>>34777791...maybe I shoul start watching womens wrestling
>>34777799You should see the goth
>>34777796
I want to inspect maggots up close. I used to fear them but today no animal can make me feel disgust only fascination.
>>34777799Way too chunky
>>34777781I have been going to bed at 22:00 for the past 4 days and it feels good.
>>34777804if youre talking about ridley sccott or whatever her name is she only does it for me from certain angles
>>34777781>any adviceNo, not really
I read the first Scott comic book where he fights these exes of his gf and I had also seen the film. Why did they pick that scrawny dude to play scott who is clearly a jock?
I think it'd be cool if she was my wife
>>34777812Who?
>>34777807meant for >>34777801
Do I vote for El-sayed or Stevens?
>>34777813A very special girl
>>34777816I would never vote for anyone named El-sayed. Don't know anything about Stevens.
>>34777819El-sayed: Dem socStevens: Dem zionst
>>34777816Are you a one policy voter?
>>34777818Describe her.
>>34777820I would not vote for either of them. If I was forced to at gunpoint I would vote for the less communist one.
>>34777821Not really, I’m a strategic voter
Women, how do you look at a moid when you want him to kiss you?
>>34777810>clearly a jock????? I don't think michael cera was a great casting decision but you are very off base with that assessment.
Girls, would you date a guy who occasionally gets a day-ruining migraine?
>>34777788if theyre born I mean. but yes it can be true that they should be aborted but also true that they shouldn't be born in the first place
What if I hooked up with a moid and told him that I had aids while riding his penis?I don't have aids, I just want to prank him
>>34777822I like how she dances. How she moves and gestures
>>34777836People with Down Syndrome tend to live extremely happy lives. The average downie is probably happier than you on average.
>>34777739They're usually mostly chill I don't mind em.>>34777775>>34777788Ngl I'd abort too. If I KNOW they're going to have an issue that is going to make their life way harder than average I can't in good conscience make that kid.
>>34777838It's always physical attraction with moids. Blackpilled again.
>>34777839yeah what a happy life with all their medical problems and the fact theyre average age of death is 60 years so my kid would be dead before me
>>34777846So it's all about you.
>>34777845How big is his dick?
>>34777847yes actually. the sheer amount of stress it would cause me would make my life awful.
>>34777849Okay, so don't pretend it's for their sake. You'd kill your baby with Down syndrome because you don't want to have to take care of him.By the way, a healthy child could become disabled at any point. You are clearly unfit to be a mother so I sincerely hope you don't reproduce. Stick to cats.
GenderAre you a selfless lover?
Kinda crazy when the baiter seethes more than the baited
>>34777734Sorry too late/lazy tonight, ask me again another time. You can have this clip of me opening up a bottle instead
>>34777857Love it when that happens
>>34777860https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t7gehVUcTik
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
How do I actually sell my art?
>>34777864Build up your tiktok following first
I used to glance at women's asses in public. But ever since I started detoxing from the constant distractions, entertainment and escapism of the modern world, I've stopped. My context window has increased and my focus is sharper, so now I stare at women's asses and picture them naked and bent over.
>>34777868Don't give them the attention especially the ones deliberately wearing ass accentuating tight pants anon the best feeling in life is when one looks at you in public and does a signal like swiping their hair and making eye contact and then give her a cold look and break eye contact and refuse to look at her and keep walking
>>34777870>one looks at you in publicYou mean disgustedly, right?
Should I text his girl I like today after she seemed super tired yesterday and wasn’t really talking all that much? This isn’t the first time she’s done this though, she told me she goes to therapy, has to help her mom out a lot, and works 2 jobs, and I did catch her in a tired quiet mood about a week or so ago but I know that today is her day off…. Should I just be like “Hey hope you’re having a good day off!” What am I saying… of course I shouldn’t text her, it’s just that I’m worried about making an impression on her because she leaves August 14th, I want to ask her out on a photography date and take her out to eat somewhere because she likes photography a lot but she can’t find anyone to practice with. I’m not entirely sure if we have chemistry, my personality is a blank canvas but she has tried bantering with me and I was just “haha yeah”, pretty embarrassing, but she’s told me a lot about herself, and her life, and her career and passions, sent me picture of her cats, I don’t think a normal coworker girl just does that and it’s been a couple days since I texted her and I guess I’d like to still be in her radar before she leaves my job. I wanna ask her what her favorite flowers are and then get them for her if she says yes to my date idea. My only concern is that we do delve deep into conversations but she’s never really asked questions about me, I kind have to throw something out there in the wild like “oh yeah I like capeshit haha”, this is the first time I’ve ever tried being with a girl so bare with me friends, I like her a lot though, and even though I’m poor I would love to be the man in her life to help her with her problems and encourage her goals and dreams, she’s stunning and I don’t mind that she gets in tired moods or overwhelmed by her busy life
Either genderWould you rather have Superman like power but look like Deadpool or have Deadpool like powers but look like Superman?
>>34777872No they do this face, happens to me all the time. If you can put a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign next to them it makes them flood and gush, then you just run away to humiliate them
>>34777870>tries to upset the foids>makes them feel safer???>>34777873I'm not reading all that>>34777875FJust kill me, either of those would be unpleasant as hell. Although it puts it into perspective for you how much Deadpool's life sucks. Ugly as fuck but can't die.
>>34777878>???
>>34777864go to art festivals/fairs. even if you don't sell anything they're good for networking anyway.
>>34777880They want to sell their art not spend $400 on a table and sell $15 worth of stuff
>>34777857it happens more often than you think. my favorite is when the baiter gets so mad that he begins spamming fetish porn threads, especially if he repeatedly bumps them for hours or even days afterward so they don't leave the catalog. that happens on /int/ surprisingly often.
Is it bad to ask google AI for advice
I don’t think it’s a political statement to say I’m fucking sick of you moids and your thirst posting bullshit
>>34777886Ask it "Hello I am a mouse I live in a hole inside of the kitchen wall I see a strange block of wood with cheese on it and some sort of metal wire on it should I go eat the cheese?"Post results
>>34777886Yeah
>>34777887And I don't think it's a political statement to say I'm fucking sick of you foids and your lack of thirst posting bullshit.
>>34777887>I don’t think it’s a political statement to say I’m fucking sick of you moids and your thirst posting bullshitUmmm are you slut shaming us men? Uhhh those women in those thirst pics they're sex workers ummm what about women's sexual freedom??? Umm hello? Is this thing on? Like, clearly women wanted this future? They ought to know they voted for this? Hello?
>>34777837Do it
>>34777886No
>>34777886Ask us instead.
Men: Should we bring back slut shaming?Women: Should we bring back pervert shaming?
>>34777914FYes to both actually
>>34777887Are we forgetting the shower saga already?
Hey femanon. Nice baby incubator. *Opens lid*Looks a little empty though, eh?
>>34777918I think mine might be broken.
>>34777921You're in luck. I'm an expert technician.
>>347778489"
My mind flashed back to the early moonWhen I was just a sperm cell in the fallopian tubeIn the mist of a state of triple darknessGoing through a struggle so I could existAvoiding everything that came within my pathAs I watch other sperm cells get ripped in halfOne out of a million completes the jobAnd for the other sperm cells the womb is a grave yard
>>34777922To make me eat and quit nicotine would require more than a technician. A mechanic isn't magician he can't erase years of neglect and missed service appointments.
MenDo you still want to get married?After the honeymoon phase, they only see you as a provider. Pay her rent, buy her clothes and makeup, pay for her flights and hotelsIt's basically just Pay pig money slave human ATM walking wallet... Women becoming bored of long-term monogamy. She's depressed and needs serotonin. Family laws are against men. Your all hard earned wealth, your respect in society and your kids will be taken away in a blink
>>34777930MaleI already am married. That's how I know your post is pure blackpill cope. You're doing that thing where you talk about things you've never personally experienced.
>>34777928For a rookie maybe. But I know my way around these all it takes is a bit of time and patience.
MenWill you provide?
>>34777930Come back when you can speak English Jeet
>>34777935No.
>>34777935>How 'I' travelNot>How 'we' travelFailure to pair bond
EMO ANTHONY
>>34777944He's a PROVIDER. There's no pair bond lol
>>34777947Look at those hips. Imagine getting her pregnant.
>>34777930I wanted to get married, but not anymore. It's too late anyway.
>>34777935and thank God for AI, can't wait when "No Day Off Dyan" there gets made redundant when AI takes his white collar "Job". Real men are blue collar, they actually work with their hands and body. Fatass "No Day Off Dyan" there never worked a day in his life just clicking a mouse and typing on a keyboard
>>34777951Go back Redditor
>>34777947What I find funny about cucked males today is they think stay at home wife/mom is a bad thing. When did men become male feminists? Did the feminists really pussy whip you zoomer niggers so hard you started to think like one without realizing?
What's sex like
>>34777941Not even if she promises to make your lunches and give a few unreciprocated blowjobs per week?
>>34777963>unreciprocated blowjobsTranny alert?
MenWhen are you going to grow up and PROVIDE?
>>34777966No.I just want to stay home and make crafts but the stay at home wife thing doesn't really work unless you want kids and the guys that want it mostly suck.
>>34777961Sex is likeLike so okay so sex is like,Chicken and Winnigish See you could a leg, in one handAnd a BRERB in the otherY'know what im saying?
>>34777961Pretty goodVery damp
Bro really baiting at 5 in the morning
>>34777971Most guys who want the wife to be stay at home typically want kids yeah. I wanted kids and got them with wife. There's flexibility though. For example if my wife had been barren or infertile I would have just stayed with her anyway and still wanted stay at home wife setup. Doesn't have to be 24/7 stay at home every year either, she could do small part time to add extra income in a crisis etc. or if she is doing crafts can make contributions from selling that.
>>34777976It's a different time in India
>>34777974I feel like it can be, but it depends on how the person doing it feels about it. Like yeah it's pretty cool that you can make $100 in literally 4 minutes by blowing some guy in his truck if you feel like all you did was 4 minutes of work and don't have any strong feelings about performing sexual acts on people you aren't sexually attracted to. Takes a certain kind of person.
>>34777981>Takes a certain kind of person.Yeah, a slut. A lazy impulsive fatherless slut who would rather commodify her own body than work towards self respect or any kind of discipline. A woman who wants to be paid for laying on her back lol
>>34777983I feel like you're just mad you can't make $100 in 4 minutes lol
>>34777947Fuck, she's hot
>>34777986I can easily do that it's called mugging someone at gun point, can be done in 1 minute actually
>>34777873Allat
>>34777988That's your only option as an ugly man. Unfortunate.
>>34777988Have you?
>>34777990Maybe muggers and robbers should just rob the sex worker females it's like GTA they always drop the most cash when they are killed (in minecraft).
>>34777994>in minecraftNTA. This is the dumbest zoomer meme
>>34777991SWIM has
Men can you make a hole on the outside of a wathermelon, using your penis or are you a pathetic dicklet?
MenDoes size really matter?
>>34777999Kek, is this Gary?
Why is he insisting the tires were bald when I gave him the car?
>>34778002that body means nothing if you don't know how to use it or aren't an engaging fun fuck
>>34777963This ends up costing hundreds of thousands of euro, and not from the money she didn't make staying home, making lunches and giving unenthusiastic blowjobs to a guy she secretly hates and can't want to extort.
>>34778004No, this is Patrick
>>34778005What the fuck is he even doing with his right hand trying to make her pee? This would just be annoying.
Daily reminder that women and a bunch of men "are" society. They're the societal gods that reigned in freely all the time throughout history and they force men to hit on women while women lift themselves even higher in their pride
>>34778002Jesus no wonder why the guys don't want to marry
>>34778005Pussies look pretty fun to play with
>>34778010Well it worked, she coomed
>>34778010You can "make" women pee?
>>34778014Sure she did buddy
>>34778016No, you just finger a loveless girl and if she wants to feel like the center of the world she will deliberately piss herself and fake a moan and call it "squirting" to make herself feel like a seduction goddess or some weak shit
>>34778016If you were to tickle my urethra (which is what it looks like he's doing) and I really had to go it's possible.
>>34778016NTA but yes, women are pussies and let go of their bladders spontaneously without understanding what happened
>>34778017What else would you call that
>>34778022Attention whoring but IRL feat. Piss (& Knuckles)
>>34778020Huh, interesting.
>>34778021I understand exactly what happened. Bladder was full and the tube to stop it is only an inch and a half long. What happened is I should have found a bathroom 45 minutes ago but didn't and then I sneezed.
>>34778002If you’re this fat and you can’t grow tits. Being fat is not for you.
>>34778022Faking it for a video?
I really am losing my mind tho ngl. Fractured and rotten psyche.
>>34778026*tickles urethra*
>>34778002I don't like fat asses.
>>34778028What's fake about it
Have you ever madeup a word or an expression and heard other people around you start using it?
>>34778002And thank God for AI again we already have access to facial recognition algorithms that are precise, so that if the girl was tricking her body out online for clout and filmed herself being a slut 5 years ago, you can take her current profile picture and it tracks down all images and videos on the deep web to find her being a skank. Men can now instantly refuse to marry girls with "baggage". Good times are in the pipeline!
>>34777951I'm a programmer.
>>34778036.... FUCK
>>34778033The part where she orgasms from whatever the heck that was
>>34777951You sure like to use the fruit of the labour of those guys who sat on their asses typing on keyboards though.
>>34778034There was a time in my childhood where I was convinced that "kike" was not a real word
>>34778040>You sure like to use the fruit of the labour of those guys who sat on their asses typing on keyboards though.Absolutely, what they did for free you take for free that's why piracy is a virtue
>>34778034I named a stuffed animal "bimbo" when I was like 6 thinking I made up a nonsense word and my mom was like "let's rethink that please don't say that to anyone" but didn't explain lmao.
>>34778039Maybe she cooms from different things than you do you don't know.
>>34778047What part of that looked like a real orgasm to you? Do you have any real life examples to compare against?
>>34778048What part of it didn't
>>34778049Gonna go with...all of it
>>34778049Nta but if you see a woman "orgasming" for attention online while she is being filmed the rule of thumb is to assume that is an attention whore, a slut as they say, and that she faked it. In real life a woman orgasms when her pussy starts convulsing and her anus spasms
>>34778044>they did it for free
>>34778050Why. She twitches
Amazing you fellas!
>>34778053The real twitches are too fast to fake, and not actually all that noticable.
>>34778057Man I'm really confused idk what you're talking about, can you give me a demonstration
>>34778041I used to think that kyke just meant kite.I thought the other kids were calling me kite because I had the most beautiful kite of a chinese dragon. Turn out it was because my grand parents were jewish.
>>34778058[This is what zoomers call "Rizz"]
No doubt a war is brewing and I am all for it.
>>34777951Telemarketing.
>>34778064You ain't fighting in it, pussy
>>34778058>I'm really confused We know
>>34778065>Telemarketing "I call people"
>>34778066Lol Ofcourse not
>>34778056Huh?
Women what do you have the feminine urge to do
>>34778071eat ssris like skittles, destroy my hormonal ecosystem with birth control, shove a copper coil up my vagina to trick my body it's infected from copper particles so it can kill and flush out sperm, purchase the latest stanley cup, eat hot doritos, be bisexual, twerk for the gram
>>34778071Slowly starve to death in my bed
>>34778080Tried that. It's no fun.
>>34778071Grind on my bf's arm while he sleeps.
>>34778081Did I ask if it was?
Even as a young man, did you always get turned on by women with more than a little gray in their hair? Do you like to give elderly and aging women orgasms?
>>34778085I'm sorry for engaging with posts on an anonymous message board.
>>34778080How about in my bed
>>34778089You should be
>>34778082>Be me>Have gf>I keep feeling my arm get pulled at night>Tell her something is weird I keep getting pulled and something slimy runs up my arm, tell her I think it's a ghost>She gaslights me and says I'm just dreaming>Go back to sleep>Wake up next morning>Dried ectoplasm from ghost attack on my arm>Smells like fish piss>Call an exorcist because I'm getting haunted by the dead spirit of a ghost tuna
>>34778087So are you a leaf or a bong then
>>34778090No
>>34778094Why not I can keep you full
>>34778092I'll have you know that my pussy doesn't smell, and the grinding is all about clit stim over clothes so it's not messy anyways.
>>34778093>leaf and bongSorry, I don't smoke that stuff
>>34778098You smoke cocks that's what you smoke
>>34778095>keep you fullLiterally the exact opposite of what I'm trying to do And yet you guys wonder why we say men don't listen
>>34778103Alright I'll keep you hungry for more
>>34778104Can you please stop thinking about your cock I'm trying to be suicidal here
>>34778106Yeah I know and I'm a slayer
>>34778103>And yet you guys wonder why we say men don't listenWhen have you ever said that?
I feel like I'm babysitting I'm gonna go
>>34778114Another pajeet scared off a foid>>34778111Well done Patesh, are you happy now?
Another day another femanon chased away
>>34778114Ok leave me to starve. I will forget to eat btw
>>34778116Haha no come back your so sexy hahaha
2bh bruh I been really depressed n shit I'm gonna go to another country to see sum family in a few months and if we decide to shoot guns together I'm shit gon take the opportunity 2 blo my brains out it's been fun but I'm sick of the game
>>34778123No don't do that lad, your emptiness and suffering comes in later. See what happens once you die to yourself without actually dying, you will find out all of the hardship turns into character you never knew you had and you thrive in ways you couldn't imagine. Just tune out of the retard cattle noise and be around nature as well
>>34778126I been dead a long time g I'm a corpse walkin, feet shuffling but there ain't no lights on inside
>>34778076This is what JH's unc said to her?
>>34778131Yeh so was I for three decades since I was a kid. Turned out it's because I was around dead lifeless bullshit so I became that without knowing. I respect ur struggle bro. That's how I know ur stronger than even dead lifelessness
Has it finally happened? Has atoga hit rock bottom?
>>34778142I thought that happened long ago, and we've just been flopping around down here ever since.
>>34778142Not yet. I am going to take it there though >I don't get it bros. I do everything right. I always listen to her problems for hours even when I'm tired from work. I buy her the exact coffee she likes every morning. I told her she's the only girl I've ever truly loved and that I saved myself emotionally for someone pure like her. She knows I've never even been with anyone else because I was waiting for a real connection.>Last night I tried to initiate by saying "I've been feeling really distant from you physically and it's making me question if I'm enough" and she just said she was tired. Again. I started crying a little so she would understand how much it hurts me and she just looked uncomfortable. I don't know what else to do. I even offered to give her a massage with no expectations just so she could feel close to me.>Why do they say they want nice guys who communicate and then withhold the one thing that makes a man feel loved? I feel so discarded. I just need her to want me the way I want her. Is that really too much to ask? I would never pressure her but at this point I'm starting to think she doesn't even find me attractive anymore and it makes me want to disappear. >Someone please tell me how to make her see how much I care.
>>34778101Yes, I do. Do you have a problem with that, dear?
Women, do you like CorpseHusband's voice?
>>34778142it can always get worse
>>34778151its pretty cool and unique but i wouldn't say i find it especially attractive compared to other men's voices
>>347781364 billion other niggas on this earth what's one goin to sleep, idek how I'd fix it shit goes to the core. There's copes and distractions but that shit remains
>>34778155What do you find attractive?
>>34778123Anon, please don't. Your family will blame themselves for the rest of their lives.
>>34778156You just choose to let that shit remain on purpose, only you use it as a tool to live a passionate life. It's like a knife you just let go of grabbing it at the pointy end and pick it up on the handle end
>>34778155Are deep voices not your thing?
>>34778156And don't sleep on the nature trick. I swear to god it helps, esp for men. If you can find a 'botanic garden' in your area pay a visit and hang around the rainforest biomes. The usually have benches to sit and chill. The trees regulate ur brain chemistry very subtly in a way that is proven to soothe a man's brain, it comes to us from 300,000 years of ancestral adaptation around forests and greenery
>>34778159>>34778163hmm honestly ive liked quite a big range of voices in terms of pitch, I've liked voices that are deep and voices that aren't very deep at all. i dont think i particularly prefer deeper voices. i like certain accents, though. i like german and australian accents for reasons i cant explain, i just think they sound nice lol. i think that swedish accents sound quite friendly and approachable, so i like those too. american accents can sound quite friendly and approachable to me as well but it depends on the american
>>34778170What country are you from?
>>34778172England
>>34778160We ain't too close. Plus solipsism and all that >>34778162Idk wtf you mean by that that sounds miserable. Living out of spite or some bullshit. >>34778168I tried even then I never felt any better I just went home and had the same shit crawl back at night I wanna make music. And I've been trying but I've been unimpressed by my works. Maybe I'll get some Jesus grace of God creative epiphany and distract myself for another 5 years but idk shits hard
Women whenever a man dislikes their gender in general
>>34778176>We ain't too close. Plus solipsism and all thatDoesn't matter. I've met EMTs that feel guilty for not being able to save strangers.
>>34778176>Idk wtf you mean by that that sounds miserable. Living out of spite or some bullshit.Nah turning spite into motivation in a good way>And I've been trying but I've been unimpressed by my works. Maybe I'll get some Jesus grace of God creative epiphany and distract myself for another 5 years but idk shits hardLike this. You ever thought about using the depression to make the music? Using the negativity to make music that bleeds or making the song cry if you know what I mean
>>34778177i dont really mind too much but i think it is funny that you guys have a big fandom about it like an antifandom is so weird
>>34778173>The shithole is the most intimate thing a woman can offer to a man. Her vagina is designed for sex, for procreation, for life.>Her asshole is for excretion. Loss of waste.>For a woman to offer you the hole she shits from, to be used for your sexual gratification, is the highest form of sexual submission she could do.>Nothing will matter after that. She can dump you, cheat on you, shoot your dog.>It doesn't matter, your dick was in her shithole. Her dirty little shithole.It increases her risk of anal cancer.
>>34778184and increases the risk of prolapses and incontinence. Honestly, anal sex should not be a thing outside of porn same with mating presses and reverse mating presses really but people aren't ready for that conversation yet
>>34778181It's because we still love you but can't admit it
>>34778186Mating press is where her legs are up by her shoulders? What's wrong with that?
>>34778186>same with mating presses and reverse mating presses really but people aren't ready for that conversation yetWhat? Anal sex is degenerate health eroding shit I agree but mating press is just a dramatic form of missionary how is that the same?
>>34778181I love the resistance series very much. I grew up with it. The meme just applies
Women, is it true that a dick is only a cock if you want it?
>>34778180>Nah turning spite into motivation in a good wayIdk how that's supposed to work tho what am I supposed to spite, myself, 3 steps ahead of you I've already mastered the lifestyle of hating myself, am I supposed to spite the people and things that don't care if I live or die, then I'm screaming into the void >You ever thought about using the depression to make the music? Using the negativity to make music that bleeds or making the song cry if you know what I meanIt's the only fucking thing I can write about bro that's the only thing that seeps out of the music, I'm tired of banging my head against the same cliched thematic walls
>>34778199Pretty much. I only use the word "cock" when I'm horny.
>>34778202I've noticed women say tits instead of boobs when horny
>>34778203Nah, I say "tits" in general because the word "boob" feels weird in an adult conversation with a man. I weirdly go back to something less vulgar like "chest" when I'm horny and talking about my own tits.
>>34778205>>34778203Just say breasts :')
Both gendersFavorite way to call genitals, both yours and of the opposite gender.
>>34778208Favorite to say or the ones I use most? Cock and pussy are obviously the most satisfying to say out loud, but I rarely do.
>>34778205I'm thinking JH.
>>34778200>am I supposed to spite the people and things that don't care if I live or die, then I'm screaming into the voidYeah, so long as you do it in a way that's contained to a safe medium, that's called external processing it helped me out big time. I mean shit that's why this website is as popular as it is people often come here to use the anonymity to express the most fucked up thing in the back of their heads. Modern day society has a toxic positivity problem that tells us, especially young men, to never say what they really wanna say "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all" type of bullshit. When that builds up inside over years the mental effects can be devastating. So channeling that in some way that neither harms you or others is the wise move>It's the only fucking thing I can write about bro that's the only thing that seeps out of the music, I'm tired of banging my head against the same cliched thematic wallsThat's proof you are tired of one formula, thats evidence you are about to dig deeper and find another. Whether that's writing a different theme or sticking with the same one but from a new perspective or structure. The fact your pissed about it is evidence you still care about what you create, means you still got it in you bro
>>34778212It's like 7 in the morning and I'm talking about cocks and tits. Obviously I'm me.
>>34778208MSchlong is funny, cock is hot.Pussy is both cute and hot.
>>34778186>anal sex should not be a thing outside of porn Tell that to the dedicated butt sluts who get off from anal more than piv. Do you think pornographers invented that shit?
>>34778208Ftbdesu all the words sound pretty stupid to me lol
>>34778217>Do you think pornographers invented that shit?NTAYes. A pussy has more erogenous nerve endings than an asshole.
>>34778206Seems a bit clinical for the bedroom
>>34778217>Tell that to the dedicated butt sluts who get off from anal more than piv. Do you think pornographers invented that shit?They don't have prostates, their pleasure is half performative (farming attention from the guy fucking her) and half emotional/mental (some whack pathology where getting degraded into a butt slut gets her off). Chicks just combine stimulation while taking it up the ass to compensate by rubbing their clit during the sodomy
>>34778151>Women, do you like CorpseHusband's voice?When people his fangirls found out what he looked like he lost a lot of viewership and I don't think he makes videos anymore
>>34778208MalePenis: I use the word Cock Vagina: I use the word Pussy Anything else for either sounds too crass or stupid.
>>34775405State genderWhat are your thoughts on marriage?
>>34778222Nta but can you imagine if people used medically accurate terms in the bedroom?"Hello female, I would like to engage in coitus with you tonight. I will feel stimulation if you perchance allow me to part your labia minora so that I can provide cunnilingus to your vagina et all.
Saw a girl that walked funny on the street todayWhat are the chances she was fuvked hard as fuck by a biggus dickus?
>>34778227MI don't really care much for it. I'd marry if it means so much to my hypothetical gf.
>>34778227F. Too institutionalized, but some of the convenience is too great to pass up on.
>>34778229I walk weird after working out too hard the day before, moreso than I do after rough sex with a big dick.
>>34778058If you're curious what an actual female orgasm is like, do a Google search with the term "oh Bill porn."
>>34778227That dick must've sent her into the exosphere
Supermarket look be like
>>34778227MaleAlready marriedAssuming you didn't think with your cock when making the pick and you found a good girl, marriage is one of the better choices you can make in your life. It's not a golden ticket to perma-happy Disney shit but it's x2 risk for x2 reward. When you deeply bond to a woman life is doubled, when things are happy you experience twice as much than if you'd been single. When things are shit, you experience twice as much than if you'd been single, and everything in between. You get to exercise your problem solving and leadership she gets to exercise problem seeking and support, and it can be fun expanding your communication to practice things like compromise, reconciliation, reciprocation, etc.But this only works if you sharpened yourself up mentally and you pick a good catch.
>>34778238It's more monogamy that's the issue than marriage
Both gendersIs reaching an orgasm important when having sex? Why or why not?
>>34778224That's true. Do you like his voice though?
I cooked lunch for my friends, we spent two hours together and it was a lot of fun.I should do this way more often.
>>34778208When she calls it her cunt, you know you're in for wild sex
>>34778242MYeah, for both.
>>34778242F. I personally stopped chasing orgasms during sex. I used to sometimes value it too highly if it'd been a while, but it was often to the detriment of the person I was with. Now I just enjoy sex for what it is, and I save the desperate orgasm obsession for when I'm alone.
>>34778245>cunt>not holeYou are a beginner level, you can't even start to understand on what level I am.
>>34778240>It's more monogamy that's the issue than marriageMarriage requires sacrifice that means for men you let go of or at least put away the base level urges to seek sexual novelty in multiple women and prioritize the woman you married. Which is easy if you found a really good woman whose face isn't the only pretty thing but her character is as well. Monogamy is optimal because anything less means your attention gets divided, and a home cannot function if the man (who is expected to be leader) is trying to pursue a double life it eventually collapses and that's devastating if you got any children, they take a big psychological hit from that.If someone wants non monogamy it's their choice, it just means marriage ain't for them and that's OK. Its not the only path to a fuller life
>>34778245>>34778250iTT I was told both those words were too vulgar during sex.
>>34778242MNothing counts more.Sex without an orgasm is a waste of time.
>>34778252>too vulgar during sex.That is truly one of the most retarded things I have ever heard somebody say.There is of course no such thing.
>>34778254I think so, too. But I've seen suggestions to tone down both the vulgarity and the violence in my word choice.
>>34778219AutismSex is about emotiins, not maths.>>34778223Arousal is a lot more mental/emotion based for women, in fact its mostly that for them. So yeah the women who are into it can be extremely, fetish tier into it in some cases.
>>34778244im glad you had fun! :)
>>34778256Not sure why you'd care about what some weaklings think about sex.Generall, the rougher and more animalistic, the better the sex.Don't hold back and just give in.
>>34778258>Arousal is a lot more mental/emotion based for women, in fact its mostly that for them. So yeah the women who are into it can be extremely, fetish tier into it in some cases.Yeah I know and that's how if you're perceptive and long term is what you're going for you can use that heuristic to figure out what type of girl she is by some small yet critical approximation. For example girls I've known who were wanting their ass played with tended to be a little cracked in the head, had a few screws loose. Same with girls who wanted hit or choked.
>>34778223NTA, but stuff in your butt puts pressure on the abutting septum. It does feel good, but idk if it's comparable to whatever men feel through their prostate.
>>34778262>girls I've known who were wanting their ass played with tended to be a little cracked in the head, had a few screws loose. Same with girls who wanted hit or chokedBut they're still lovable and respectable, right?
I'm starting a task not to masturbate ever again in my life. Will I succeed?
>>34778267>But they're still lovable and respectable, right?Yeah, obviously. Since they weren't the only one with a few screws loose either, I had some too back in the day it just never showed up sexually, just different areas of life. No one is perfect so it's whatever. Maybe some can separate sexual fantasy from romantic reality better than I can but for me I couldn't feel good about the idea of kissing the girl "I love you" before bed when 30 mins ago I had my hands around her throat and aggressively degraded her verbally as she requested. Just gave me whatever the me equivalent of what the ick is
>>34778258>emotiinsThere are other ways to make women feel degraded, saar
>>34778269Just take it one day at a time. Goals that lofty can weigh down on you.
>>34778273>feel good about the idea of kissing the girl "I love you" before bed when 30 mins ago I had my hands around her throat and aggressively degraded her verbally as she requestedThats the thing though.Non crazy girls will just notice youre not comfortable with that and thus dont ask it from you, or rather you dont from them. Also like attracts like and so on
>>34778277Im phoneposting wnd you cant stop me
>>34778273That's fair. I wouldn't expect someone who doesn't enjoy it to do or say anything like that.
>>34778283Ah I see. See my exes said they wouldn't want me to if I didn't like it, yet would bring it up subtly in one way or another down the line, they seemed to attach it to their self esteem and quiz me if there was something 'wrong' with them to explain why I didn't want it with them etc. then it was the same convo and when the girl stopped asking she just pursued it elsewhere behind my back via cheating. So I guess I only met the crazy variety
>>34778251You're focusing too much on the man.The view that it’s mostly men who cheat because their partners lose interest in sex is outdated. Science says that it’s actually women who struggle more with monogamy because they get bored in the bedroom. Women crave sexual variety and while some stifle their desire, others will be unfaithful.>“The new research is correcting false notions that women have lesser libidos, that women are more naturally monogamous and that it’s easier for women to partner for life,” explains Martin. “Women don’t like sex less [than men] — but they do get bored of sexual sameness.”>While males may have higher levels of spontaneous desire, women take the lead for responsive or triggered desire.>Another critical piece of research from Dr. Marta Meana at the University of Nevada found that “institutionalization” in a long-term partnership dampens women’s sexual desire more than men’s. Men who have regular sex with their partners are more satisfied sexually and with their relationship, but it’s not the same for the women, she says.>“Now sex researchers are entertaining the possibility that women simply need variety and novelty of sexual experience more than men do,” Martin says.https://nypost.com/2022/08/23/women-are-more-likely-to-cheat-than-men-heres-why/
>>34778291I focus on the man because I am a man and staying why in my male PoV marriage is good is all. A woman can easily fuck up the marriage as much as a man can, in reality you figure out it's usually both and their respective immaturities played off of each other and when it implodes you can tell either one didn't learn their lesson when they are asked what happened and they only talk about how their ex spouse was the problem and nothing else lol
Any femanons other than JH getting their cheeks clapped over the weekend?
>>34778258>Sex is about emotiins, not maths.I have eating pussy down to a science though.
>>34778295I genuinely wish you'd stop posting on atoga...
>>34778243>That's true. Do you like his voice though?His voice is okay
>>34778233is rough sex with a big penis the best?
>>34778278This is day 3 for me
>>34778290No theyll look for another guy as well. Good women will just break up with you beforehand. Also they wont start a relationship in the first place once they are old enough to no longer believe in the sex not being important for a relationship meme
>>34778298He probably won't until he can have sexo with JH and or dox her
>>34778269Chosing to be miserable is retarded.
>>34778295Exclusion is bullying.>>34778300Idk what even counts as big vs normal vs small anymore.
>>34778304Jh isn't prettier than pic related I bet
>>34778305Jh is uglier than pic
>>34778294the thing is that most marriage defenders area)obnoxiously insistent that everyone has to be monogamous, and people who dont like it are defective and "need to grow up"b)See it as a way to "lock down" a partner so they cant leave them anymore , so they can stop putting in effort and be the couch rotting fatasses they always wanted to be
>>34778302Would've been nice to have just been amicably broken up with instead lol. And you're right the "sex isn't important for a relationship" thing is a meme, even I agree as a more conservative married man, it's actually pretty vital. What 'type' of sex though is what I can be picky about. My bottom line is I want the sex to have meaning or contain mutual feelings of love or devotion rather than service or assertiveness or whatever. I demonstrate that outside the bedroom, for me the sex space should be the place of rest and slow sensual sex. Which btw as a man who is wired like that it was an insane challenge trying to find a woman on the same wavelength but I found her so i'm chilling
>>34778307>>34778309Anon is having a stroke.
>34778309Why is this retard even replying to me...>>34778315Seems like it.
Holy shit, you femcel ugly bitch, shut the fuck up about your family birthdays. Nobody gives a fuck and your voice is annoying.
>>34778311>a)obnoxiously insistent that everyone has to be monogamous, and people who dont like it are defective and "need to grow up"Yeah I know. I know the type, what they fail to consider is for a lot of guys or girls going through the less serious short term stuff, that is their method of growing up, they're already growing up just in a different alternative path. Also sometimes you can see older married types wag their finger yet anyone who knows them knows for a fact they were the biggest player/loosest woman on the block in their day lmao For example I got so much knee jerk urge to tell people who are like 16-18 not to do meaningless sex yet that's exactly what I did as a young dude. I think it comes from a place of older people know the cost of the mistake or the futility of the lifestyle and are trying to pass that knowledge on forcefully or something. That and they also forget the people are having fun, and when people are told choose between fun vs. long term thinking for future responsibilities they may or may not even want? They will pick 'fun'. So would the married person back in their time
>>34778318Because your mom is a whore
the gf left me on read and hasnt texted back in over 2 daysi think its joever bros
>>34776950I would fart
>>34775405Femanon, have you fucked a man of the tribe?
Women, what do you think about having an eunuch slave?
>>34778336I want children. A eunuch would be unable to impregnate me.
>>34778330Oof thats tough dude.Have you tried calling her?
>>34778336a eunuch*
>>34778227MI have none. Not worth thinking about if I don't even have anyone to potentially marry yet
>>34778337NTAWhat part of "slave" did you not understand?
>>34778227MI really hope I meet a woman I want to marry before I’m 35. I’m 31
>>34778343I don’t guess you know what a eunuch is…?
Men did you scare the doe I saw this morning while on my hike? Is that a good omen?
>>34778346You're fucking stupid.You wouldn't have an eunuch slave for sex.
>>34778336Ask the chicks that have orbiters, same thing.
>>34778348Man hands.
>>34778348>Is that a good omen?Plap
>>34778349NTAEunuchs don't have balls, ergo I can't get pregnant from them you dumb fuck. How are you old enough to post on 4chan and not know such a simple thing?
>>34778227M, I am married to the only woman I've ever been with. I do find myself wishing I had the opportunity to sleep around more or date other women. Wish I didn't feel that way but it is what it is
>>34778348How was your hike?
>>34778348A doe is a prey animal. Artemis, a virgin goddess, was associated with deers and does...My premonition is that somone's going to steal your virginity.
>>34778354>I am married to the only woman I've ever been withWhy? That was your choice after all. Im a virgin and cannot imagine doing that.
>>34778356>stealHow would he do that, if not through rape?
>>34778361The same way someone steals a kiss.
>>34778353Nobody.Said.You.Should.Fuck.Them.You must be sub 70 IQ.
I think I've been on this site for so long that I need a femanon gf so she can make sense of my yakking. A woman of my tribe
>>34778358She's an amazing woman and I love her deeply. I've never met another woman who comes anywhere near her calibre, couldn't imagine marrying anyone else. We've been together since high school as well. Part of me does wish that I had lived through dating around before meeting her. Getting attention from other women as I grew older also gave me even more FOMO but at the end of the day being with her will definitely make me happiest long term and I make her happy too. I think I'm just the kind of guy to always seek out variety and change, like the whole game of flirting and being flirted with is very fun. The whole initial process of romance is something that can't really be replicated in a long term relationship in my opinion
>>34778363What.Is.The.Point.Of.Them.Being.My.Slave.If.I.Can't.Have.Children?
>>34778367Again, you are genuinely mentally stunted.
Me and my man have been constantly having sex for two days and I cannot get enough. Why am I like this?I love when his curls bounce in my face
>>34778367Slaves were historically used for hard labor, across many cultures and thousands of years.
>>34778369>The retard is trying to call others stupidHow cute.>>34778371Yeah and they were also fucked. I want to kill two birds with one stone and have a slave I can breed with.
I’m sorry for not posting the drawings I asked requests for last weekend but they were soooo shitty. I spent a couple days on them and didn’t get anything I wanted to post
>>34778371And lying?
>>34778367NTA Do you equate a slave with a husband? I think in this hypothetical you could have a slave and an actual partner simultaneously
>>34778376I dislike polyamory.
>>34778373JH, you are so autistically stupid once again.I really wish you'd put on a trip so we could just filter you and your stupid neurotic shit out.
>>34778373They weren't always used for sex. And of all enslavement/indentured servitude, eunuchs were specifically used in roles where sex was the exact thing that the slaves WEREN'T supposed to be used for. If you're still making the ownership of a eunuch slave a sex thing in this hypothetical, you're being silly. Just say you wouldn't have a use for one because you only want a sex slave and move on.
>>34778374You posted the awawa though?
>>34778378That's not me, you stupid faggot. I wouldn't want a sex slave.
>>34778383>I wouldn't want a sex slave.And you're not getting one, that's the whole point.You are just as stupid.
>>34778382A couple weeks ago, yeah. I wanna take more requests tomorrow
>>34778384The whole point is that I didn't even respond to the original question about the slave, you just brought me up unprompted because you're an obsessed faggot.
How would women treat a man on his birthday?
Just went down the Eunuch rabbit hole. Apparently they were guards who were assigned to guard the royal bedrooms of female royalty. The royal women needed a big stronk man to protect them but also wanted to make sure he wouldn't try to fuck her in her sleep so the balls and/or cock had to go. And they say we lived in patriarchy back then baka baka baka yare yare daze women were cutting our PENIS off
My sister keeps saying someone gets "cucked in the anus" when an unfortunate thing happens to themits annoying and what does it even mean?women explain you'reselves
>>34778394>And they say we lived in patriarchy back then baka baka baka yare yare daze women were cutting our PENIS offThat's like saying black people had it great back in the day because house slaves were a thing.
>>34778396>That's like saying black people had it great back in the day because house slaves were a thing.Are queens and princesses really house slaves tho?
>>34778397They definitely weren't kings or princes. The whole reason a woman would have eunuch bodyguards is because she's married to a guy that other men were castrated to serve
>>34778390id make a cake probably if i know them well
>>34778397How many women in the past were queens and princesses? You know the answer to that but won't say it because it'll ruin your narrative.
>>34778397NTA. Women connected to royalty, especially in cultures involving royal harems where eunuch slaves were most common, were considered just as much a property of the men they were "married" to as any other slave. Just because they were given more value than other slaves doesn't mean they were free or had real agency.
>>34778390>How would women treat a man on his birthday?Depends on the woman depends on what the man wants. Depends on current financial situation as well lol my wife goes with a card + gift combo most years, though on other years she'd go all out and took me on vacation, other years it was celebrating over a nice meal but no matter what shes always extra warm and loving on that day, attentive and just generally makes sure I have a good day
How the hell are you even supposed to message girls on dating apps? Half of them give you literally nothing to go of off, It's hard to show interest when all she has on her profile is some generic shit like "I like weekends". Don't think commenting on looks right out of the gate is a good idea either, probably comes off a bit weird.Wish I didn't have to do this shit, but in my current situation this feels like the only way to even meet new people who aren't taken, shit sucks
>>34778398>They definitely weren't kings or princes. The whole reason a woman would have eunuch bodyguards is because she's married to a guy that other men were castrated to serve. So the eunuchs needed to be castrated in case they would anally assault the king and the princes?>How many women in the past were queens and princesses? You know the answer to that but won't say it because it'll ruin your narrative.What narrative? You know the 'baka Baka Baka yare daze' signal was meant to tip you off that I want just having fun right?>>34778405Idk if I'd want to own a eunuch slave it seems a bit gay.
>>34775471I'm Brazilian and for some reason all women here thing bushes are dirty. As in, they're dirty by themselves, I don't get it.
>>34778413The only slave worth having would be a sexless robot with no free will to start with.
>>34778414What women usually mean is it makes them "feel" dirty. In reality pubic hair keeps bacteria out naturally, so TeChNiCalLy shaved is dirtier by default.
>>34778414>>34778419It holds so much smell after a long day and feels gross if you're sweaty or otherwise damp.
>>34778399That would be nice. Or a pie or banana bread or anything really
>>34778418Depends who you ask. P.sure male fantasy demands a sexual robot slave. I suppose women would want some sort of cute robot android that always says good morning and gives compliments and lifts heavy objects and cleans the house
>>34778422is it your birthday?
Does worrying about girls serve any purpose other than giving them the ick?
>>34778421Most men are aroused by that believe it or not. Pheromones and all that
>>34778425Yup>>34778423>P.sure male fantasy demands a sexual robot slave.The male fantasy is actually just the plot of Dragon Quest V
>>34778423I'd just want a sex machine that accepts voice commands in that case. But I wouldn't want one that talks or anything like that. Like just a dildo on a stick that goes as hard as I want based on what I'm saying and how I say it. I don't need compliments from a robot.
>>34778410Why do you think those shit apps dont work and are dead? Go outside nigga>>34778427No.
>>34778428When my bf peels my underwear off me, I can confidently say he's getting all the "pheromones" he could want even though I shave. Bush smell is different.
>>34778429happy birthday! id bake you something if i could lol. hope you have a nice day :)
Summer endsFemanons settle down onto Chads dick
>>34778427Depends on what you mean.
I just saw a womna doing calisthenics and bending herself in unreal ways.It's been very long since I was instantly this attracted to a woman...
>>34778433>Bush smell is differentYeah it's typically better. Holds onto sweaty sebum, and secretions much better which contain natural steroids which shoot up our dopamine in our brain harder than a school shooting.Depending on the guy though of course. Bush lovers and shaven enjoyers have an uneasy alliance. We ain't dick folk but we ain't kin folk
>>34778434Thanks :) Seems like I will, am so far
>>34778440I can only speak for myself, but being shaved feels better for actual sex. I used to like playing with my bush at home when I was bored and watching tv or whatever, though.
>>34778259Thanks!I was kind of afaid of oversleeping since it's been so hot recently and my sleep scheeule has been butt.Set three alarms.
>>34778429>The male fantasy is actually just the plot of Dragon Quest VNever played, looked up the plot summary and I think you might be right.>Try to be a hero, follow father figure>Get fucked up and depressed for ages>Search for comfort find a waifu>Waifu goes through shit you try rescue >Lose your last bit of juvenile streak raise your kids>Kids end up stronger than you are in their adulthood>You did your job as a dad your offspring surpassed you>Happy family all go down into the underworld to go beat the shit out of the devil >World is saved the end
>>34778295>Any femanons other than JH getting their cheeks clapped over the weekend?Who is JH?
>>34778450A femanon. Use context clues, anon.
>>34778450NTAFrom what I've been able to gather, JH is some mentally ill nymphomaniac who was molested by her uncle as a kid, and I guess she's made some wild posts in the past that's caused some male anons to obsessively assume random femanons are her. Also apparently JH stands for Jew Hater because I guess she's also antisemitic.
>>34778449I'm glad you bothered to look it up because it's no joke the manliest video game I've played. Great story and fun monster training mechanics
>>34778451Nta but are the anons who chatter and talk about the local namefags usually femanons as well? Can't imagine a guy keeping tabs on drama maybe a gay guy "spill the coffee bro!"
>>34778453what other video games do you play?
>>34778452You haven't lurked long enough. It's Jizz Hater, not Jew Hater.
>>34778454>Can't imagine a guy keeping tabs on dramaBoy, you are in for a surprise.
>>34778454They're men. The same types of guys who gossip about inane shit on /v/, /pol/, /vt/, etc.
>>34778455I like action adventure games, arcade games, fighting games, some RPGs and arena FPS games.I went a couple of months without playing anything until this week though. Dug out my PS2 and played some Grand Theft Auto III last night
>>34778454The culture of a general thread on 4chan always leads to namefags, which always leads to that sort of parasocial drama. But something about namefags that don't use avatars or the namefield makes some posters feel like detectives that need to respond to every anonymous post with assumptions as to who they are.
>>34778459And /gif/
>>34778458>>34778459Their older brother(s) shouldn't have been aborted then no wonder they turned out that way
>>34778435I imagine they'd get more dick in the summer?
>>34778460>Dug out my PS2 and played some Grand Theft Auto III last nightthat sounds fun, i love the PS2, i used to play on it all the time when i was a kid. good times
>>34778461>But something about namefags that don't use avatars or the namefield makes some posters feel like detectives that need to respond to every anonymous post with assumptions as to who they are.Yeah that's whats annoying I've been called BV Gary JH Kitten and a few others all in the exact same thread, autism is a helluva drug
>>34778463I've been filling the surrogate older bro role for countless 20-something dorks on 4chan for several years now
>>34778460I would have just played it on PC.I guess you still had a save game though.
>>34778468Don't forget the guy who's obsessed with kittenposter possibly being a tranny. He must've jerked off to her nudes and is now paranoid about having possibly jerked it to a tranny.
>>34778473Probably the same guy who brings up which posters were raped as children and making up details about it so he can jerk off.
>>34778470Nice, me too. I wanna be the Kamina to their Simon, their Rocky to their Adonis but every time they just try to act like Tommy Gunn and it gets nowhere
>>34778466Ye, same.I recently became a fan of a record label (Moving Shadow) that apparently got their own radio station in GTA III, so that was a nice surprise. Just listened to the in-game radio for like 20 mins before I hit the hayIt'd been long enough since I played that game that the shock value was actually more apparent to me than when I was a desensitized little kid lol. Very violent and cynicalYou play anything lately?
>>34778471Ironically, I do have the fan-made PC ports installed on my desktop, but I felt like playin PS2. I didn't have my old saves, no.Played a few missions but mostly dicked around with the taxi and vigilante minigames and drove around listening to music. (more fun than GTA5 imo)
>>34775671Do women think that about guys who work out, too?
>>34778477Eh, you probably don't give yourself enough credit.This is mostly what's kept me coming back to this site in the 2020s which explains how /adv/ accidentally became my home board
>>34775671>It's basically a big sign that says "look at me look at me look how needy for external approval I am", which is a wildly unmasculine personality to have.True and that's what I try to explain to them how I found passive success with women without trying despite being less groomed and muscled. The truth is the only people it attracts are gay guys or straight dudes who admire their hard work and are inspired to up their game at fitness.
>>34778478ive actually never played any GTA games but i probably should sometime, they have been recommended to me a lot!>You play anything lately?recently ive not played anything other than minecraft and some sonic mania 2bh. i had a big skyrim phase and a big terraria phase previously
>>34778482>I do have the fan-made PC ports installed on my desktopHuh?GTAs have all gotten normal PC releases, since the first one, except for the mobile spinoffs like Chinatown Wars and VC Stories.
>>34778485>Eh, you probably don't give yourself enough creditYeah I know, I keep it that way lest it go to my head. This is my home board as well right around the time I got my shit together IRL years ago. Call it crazy but I felt indebted to the anonymous people I don't even know for keeping my entertained during my fucked up years and I felt it's only right to try and help them out
>match with a girl>not very into her, message her half-heartedly>we meet, she actually looks great, we click>we end up swapping numbers>almost 24 hours without a responseWell
Should I write a book about a tragic love story? The premise is a couple that had a 1 year relationship but the guy ends up taking his own life and the woman develops a bunch of mental and physical complexes because she loved him so much.
>>34778492I misspoke. There's some heavily modded versions of the PC ports of III, VC and SA that I read about in an infographic somewhere on this site, and I downloaded them from MEGA or someone's Google Drive or whateverI played a bit of SA-MP a million years ago as well>>34778491They're popular games for a reason. III is more like an arcade game than the subsequent games which I think is neatI played a bunch of Terraria and Minecraft when they were new, and I built my first PC to play Skyrim when it came out. Time flies
Do you think onlyfans girls like to pretend that their customers are well adjusted, normal men with good jobs?
>>34778497Sounds generic as fuck, but maybe you're a good enough writer to make it work.
>>34778500What if the couple was related?
>>34778496It's not over. Just don't double text
>>34778502Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, well that's an interesting twist.
>>34778499>well adjusted, normal men>on onlyfans
>>34778507That's what I'm saying. Do you think they try to pretend that their customers aren't all autistic freakshows? Or do they just not care?
>>34778499Knowing they're losers probably helps them cope
Can someone make a new thread already so I can make a post to get more (You)s?
>>34778507You still got a lot to learn.
>>34778508Ask the OF Femanons. We have 2-3 of them
>>34778499>Do you think onlyfans girls like to pretend that their customers are well adjusted, normal men with good jobs?At best they don't care, at worst they actually hate men, and I've seen a few closenup examples of this from guys I know who got too close
@34778510Die in a fire.
>>34778511How so?
Women, would you buy this?
>>34778506Is a brother too generic? What about an uncle or a cousin?Have you written any stories yourself?
>>34778496Remember that not everyone stares at their phone 24/7
>>34778499>>34778508They generally dislike their fans, from what I've seen.
>>34778517only if i am the model
Do zoomer girls call you Daddy during sex without asking?
>>34778508One of my close buds has autism and he fell for the OF girl, the type of content she was selling him was tailored to his deep issues and she acted like some mother figure thing who soothed his hurts with a sexual twist. She was the one to coax him into opening up so she could customise content for him. Him having autism not knowing better genuinely thought she loved and cared and she deliberately encouraged that hope because it got her money, anyway eventually she cut him off randomly all in all bled him dry out of $20,000 over a year or so. I had to spend an entire week talking him out of suicide. He was in pieces, mentally and emotionally. He wasn't even upset about the money which was surprising to me, he was heartbroken because he thought he did something wrong and that's why she stopped wanting to love him. He hadn't any idea there was never love to begin with.It was fucked up. When confronted all she did was initially laugh about it/mock it, then turned herself into a victim somehow then went on some social crusade to talk about how men victimised women for centuries and women need to collect their $$$ for reparation via empowering sex.Total cunt.
>>34778531Seems like older generation a does. But the younger ones are abhorred by it
>>34778535One of your "close buds" ey?
five days to learn for an exam and i know absolutely nothingits over
>>34778535Who was the girl?
>>34778543good luck!! youve got this
>>34778531Mid to late 20s zoomers seem to do like it, not sure about other ages.
>>34778548thanks appreciate your optimism
How many others here haven't dated or fucked because of lack of desire?
>>34778542Yeah, if it were me in the story I'd say that since we're anonymous but no really it happened to a personal friend of mine >>34778546Can't remember the exact name he used to mention her in passing every now and then when this went on, she was using an alias, began with D I think.
>>34775671It's healthy to be agile, mobile and fit.
>>34778552what is the exam about?
>>34778556>Can't remember the exact name he used to mention her in passing every now and then when this went onlol sure.
>>34778531She wants you to pump her full of your seed. Clearly.
>>34778559image processing and analysis
>>34775628>Why is wanting to not be ugly such a sin?because most looksmaxxers and their target audience aren't even ugly. Looksmaxxers are creating a false reality where being average to below average makes condems you to be an outcast incel freak.Unless you of course start buying the various products that they are peddling. Unfortunately those aren't makeup and creams, but range from experimental surgeries with hitherto unresearched and potentially severe side effects down to a literal hardcore drugs.Its literally corporate marketing to sell experimental treatments to people who have nothing wrong with them.And a sa first step attacks their self esteem by pretending that modern women demand nothign less. Hegelian Dialectics, create the problem and sell sthe solution.You already have zoomies who will spend the rest of their lives in chronic pain in their ealry twenties due to botched surgeries and drug abuse. and honourable mention to the looksmaxxers who are balding fat Eunuchs in their twenties after rampand steroid abuse in their use. Its just the usual corporate shtick of tareting insecure young peoples self esteem to sell them shit, only that the shit in this case can have serious consequences that will affect you the rest of your life.
>>34778561Suit yourself anon your belief or lack thereof doesn't change what happened tho i wish it would, would be better if I were lying in this case. Anyway reason I bring up the personal story is some OF girls know exactly what they're doing and they know the men are mentally vulnerable, and they see it as easy money, they don't care if the guy gets hurt
>>34778531Zhey zall zou Zaddy
>>34778564> a false reality where being average to below average makes condems you to be an outcast incel freakThis part is actually true. Although I agree with the rest of your post.
>>34778531I can only hope. I find it hot
>>34778512Most OF girls just sell tits and feet pics for a bit of side cash if any whiel not ineracting much. The ones who are actually into farming simps are rich, and a at least a bit psychopathic if not a lot. You need to be insane to on one hand be willing to interact with the average OF simp, and even more to larp in order to part the fools from their money.
Women wearing nose rings is the equivalent of a man just smearing shit all over his face. I feel like they just do it out of spite.
>>34775568Give us an example?
I have a bunch of oak trees with big fallen branches everywhere. They're probably too new to be good fire wood, but would there be any concern if I just threw them in a fire while we cook smores?
>>34778517No. I could make it.
Mommy shit gets so old, Im tired of being tall. Just had a grown man slide into my dms with:spoon meee :3
>>34778583Id include random tattoos and random hair colors. Its lime putting stickers on a fancy car.
If I could trade mistakes for sheep..
GenderWho was in the wrong, the foid in green or the moid in white?
>>34778590>>34778583No your fucking body. We do it for ourselves. God men suck.
Oh god the tattoo autist has entered the thread.
>>34778390I'd want to celebrate >him however he wants. Get >him a thoughtful gift. Regular birthday stuff.
>>34778365I speak fluent internet.
>>34775595You can try just not cumming and just edging instead. It's what I do.
>>34778593FIts the woman. That made me cringe so badly.
>>34778589I wouldn't be like that, but would you be willing to never wear heels when we go out?
Do you find it degrading for a man to cum on your face?
>>34778589>tallYou are probably still tiny.
>>34778604No, I find it a waste. Cum down my throat instead.
>>34778593The moid sounds like he has never even been to Dorsia. What a loser
>>34778610>t. moid
>>34778593MaleThe foid. She seems to have the "men should wipe my ass" syndrome. Moid demonstrated boundaries and then compromise within a single sentence, real Chad behaviour, he'll go far.
>>34778593MI mean its clearly the woman. Though personally I pick people up for dates. So never been an issue in my dating life
>>34778585I dont know how to give examples for imaginary people, but something like>You have a really contagious laugh/smile>I like it when you (something she does). Then follow up with a joke/banter about it.Also be somewhat supportive. The main point is showing that you find them interesting while not being super creepy about it. She also has to play along of course.
>>34778609I just met a new neighbour, tall as fuck lady, in her 40s but kinda hot. Unfortunately zero interest showing in her eyes, she might be the type who insists on the man being taller despite her own size
>>34778593>send a carCan't this fucker drive?
>>34778604Has anyone actually thought about why we like to cum on a women's face. Is it just cause they do it in porn or is there a deeper reason
>>34778616I couldn't care less.
>>347785895'10 isn't mommy worthy>>34778600#pickme
>>34778619>we like to cum on a women's faceSpeak for yourself, that shit is absolutely retarded and a waste of a good orgasm.I alsways shoot inside.
>>34778620cared enough to make this post and go through a whole captcha just for little old me
>>34778612AHHHAAHAHHHHH WOMEN CANT ENJOY SEX NOOOOOO NOOOOOO
>>34778623Even when your girls giving you a bj you just empty down her throat?Most women I've met dont like the taste or consistency of cum
>>34778610Hot.>>34778619I like wet pussy on my face. It's a sign of enthusiasm.
>>34778583>Women wearing nose rings is the equivalent of a man just smearing shit all over his face. I feel like they just do it out of spite.Yeah I don't like nose rings in women either it's a big ick. Pretty sure they're not doing that out of spite, they're doing it for their own sense of fashion either not knowing or not caring that it's considered majorly unattractive among men. If they know that + don't care and do it anyway that's kinda impressive and I'd give them their dues that it takes balls to resist social pressures. I'd still tell them to take it off though in the hypothetical relationship scenario. (And they always do. If she is attracted to you she will take it off, been there done that).
>>34778610Do you actuially mean a full blown throatpie or just cumming in your mouth?
>>34778626The myth of the Female Orgasm has infected too many young women's mind
>>34778619Who's we? I don't like the idea of it at all.
>>34778632Kek
Is there not a male loneliness epidemic?
>>34778630Good post.
>>34778632NTALazy, lazy bait.
>>34778628Or an STD but sure I get what you mean. Servicing another during sex definitely gets me going
>>34778593YJK she voted for Mamdani but doesn’t feel safe or feels like she is too good to use the MTA. Fucking transplants must hang.
>>34778604i dont know i havent tried it i think it really depends how he talks about it? i think its degrading if you degrade me about it. then i wouldnt want to let you do it ever because i know youre thinking youre doing something bad to me
>>34778632Ben? Tell us why wet pussies are diseased again?
>>34778627>I've met dont like the taste or consistency of cumShe doesn't need to swallow.If she really doesn't want it in her mouth, I guess jerking off is acceptable.
>>34778626Didn't say women can't enjoy sex, just that no woman would like what you described
>>347786394chans ability to discern trolling from baiting is abysmal
>>34778614apparently this pic is from a hinge match in NYC and no one picks up their dates personally there due to traffic
>>34778619>Has anyone actually thought about why we like to cum on a women's face. Is it just cause they do it in porn or is there a deeper reason.Male hereYes I have thought about it, that's why I don't cum on faces. It's to mark territory, it's a dominance ownership thing, but not in a loving way, in a way that says "you're my bitch, my slut, sexual inferior". That's why dudes wont kiss her after the fact. Though I'm certain not many guys are gonna boldly admit to that as the reason but being a man myself I know that's the reason, it's pure ego self-satisfactory. The girl could be any other girl and it wouldn't matter, cuz it's not about her in the guy's mind, it's about proving something
>>34778609>>34778621Im 6'1"
>>34778644I think I want to do it because it's like I'm marking the girl as mine, but hopefully it's not degrading because she's willing becoming mine and letting me do this thing to her that she wouldn't let anyone else do.
>>34778652Ah, how's 6'6" chad?
>>34778656Lol I ghosted him
>>34778611
>>34778659Lol, why?
>>34778655i really feel like guys should be saying "i want to cum on your face and on your boobs because they are both pretty" like if thats the reason it makes me happy but for some reason nobody ever says that its so weird
>>34778652Not bad, I'm a biz impressed.But still 5cm smaller than me.
>>34778650Oh I imagine dating in any big city is hell. Especially NYC, can't imagine they have a great selection of women there.
JUST FOUND OUT DUA LIPA IS A GOONER.she thinks sex should be "safe and fun." dare i say based? i love dua lipa i love rich famous hot women.i also want to sniff alysa liu's feet
>>34778664I feel like if I lived in a megacity I'd only want to date a girl I met at church
>>34778604No, it actually felt pretty intimate the few times we've done that. The issue was that after like five seconds it immediately started feeling gross and I needed it off my face immediately.
>>34778662NTA. I was going to say that but then I thought I'd prefer to come inside her.
>>34778662I think there's something psychologically pleasing about making a girl's pretty face all messy and her letting me do it. I like runny makeup for the same reason.
>>34778651Thank you for taking it at least semi seriously.I personally find what you write hard to swallow cause I use to do it with women I thought I loved.So you've given me some things to think about in how I approach relationships
>>34778666Unironically, I rolled my eyes irl when reading this.
>>34778665Who wants it to be dangerous and boring?
>>34778662>like if thats the reason it makes me happy but for some reason nobody ever says that its so weirdIt's because that's not the reason. Its not about the girl exactly, she's just the prop for the true spirit of the thing, it's about marking her out of possession. And it's not done out of desire for her, it's more that the guy is in this invisible competition with other men in his head. Could be your ex, or could be the man who fucks you after he leaves you, the appeal is the man marks the woman with his jizz to feel bigger than men he has never met
>>34778670isnt it because the runny makeup looks pretty to you ?!
>>34778661He was kinda boring! Cushy corprate insurance job, no interesting hobbies, short responses.>>34778663My sister's the same height so its really fun to go out together. Lots of gawking.
>>34778662NtaI think claiming by cumming inside your gf or milking your bf's dick is the hottest.
>>34778673Religious fundamentalists
>>34778594You can say we suck all you want, we're just telling you that it's unironically like seeing a woman proudly wearing shit on her face, actual fucking shit. You see 10/10 hotties that become 0/10 literally unfuckable because they for some reason need to wear their retarded fucking nose rings that look like shit.Correction, some guy MIGHT fuck you. But no man will fucking marry you if that's your look or want to be seen in public with you. You basically become a shame fuck.Like let me put it this way, most men think fat chicks are gross and yet you still see men walking around with fat chicks because at the very least its not completely fucking abhorrent on a daily marriage basis. Where a chick with a nose ring is like walking around with a mentally retarded child laughing with shit all over their face and you're like "what the fuck am I doing, I have to get out of here."It's really fucking bad.
>>34778671>I personally find what you write hard to swallow
>>34778666I'd still be cautious, churches in mega cities can become centers of sin. In fact id say it's more likely with all the degeneracy surrounding them
>>34778674well i think that absolutely sucks and is actually very homosexual in a very negative and embarassing way you should all feel incredibly bad about
>>34778680You have autism.
>>34778676I think it's really that she went through so much work to do her makeup just perfectly, and then allows me to mess it up because she's so into me.
>>34778672You probably looked cute doing it
>>34778680why do you think you opinion is important to anyone
>>34778684Nta but lmao.You know, you aren't completely wrong.>>34778665Dua Lipa is pretty cool.Would instantly date and listen to 80s songs with.
>>34778686okay retard
>>34775405Women, what would you do if found out you have vagina dentata?
>>34778687My bf says this, but about my hair. He loves Fridays because he knows he can completely mess it up the night before I do my Saturday morning hair routine.
>>34778688I am currently laying on my couch on my belly, with a cushion holding my head and upper body up, while typing on my phone.But, I am a tall grown ass man.
My overbite is why im an incel
>>34778684>well i think that absolutely sucks and is actually very homosexual in a very negative and embarassing way you should all feel incredibly bad aboutNot every guy wants to jizz on a woman like that. Only porn sick retards tend to want that usually. If I've ever jizzed on a woman it's been indirectly, a good handjob or boob job and the jizzing happened as an obvious consequence. That's completely about the girl and her sex appeal If the guy has her on her knees or pulls out and deliberately aims at her face or tits to spray her down, that's the guy who is doing it for intrasexual reasons and doesn't actually love the girl. Same for the guy who only ever wants to do doggy
>>34778694>laying on my couch on my belly, with a cushion holding my head and upper body up, while typing on my phonecute faggot
>>34778693Yeah, my ultimate fantasy would be to have a girl do full hair and makeup and wear a very nice and expensive dress that I could absolutely tear apart and completely ruin her hair and makeup with all the love in the world.
>>34778670nta but I get the feelingIts loving the imperfect. Makeup attempts to make women perfect. The runny makeup breaks the illusion and makes her human again
>>34778697Um, well thanks...
>>34778689Its not just my opinion. I've literally never, ever met a man that thought they were attractive. I have older guys at the bar coming up to me asking why younger women do it and if we find it attractive and we have to tell them no and we don't know why you guys do it. Whenever I see a video game character released with a nose ring every guy is like "damn they just had to ruin her character."You never see artwork with nose rings that men share when they post anime characters or anything like that do you? They're not there because guys (in general) think they look like shit. In fact you see men go out of their way to ridicule and mock them.
>>34778699Yeah. Of course many women are still perfect without the makeup, but I'd like being allowed to see her in that way.
>>34778665Dua lipa is allowed to goon her lips, you useless moids.
>>34778649You say that as if trolling and baiting aren't the same thing.
>>34778370How big is his dick?
>>34778693White people love black hair
>>34778677Sounds more Brad than Chad.
>>34778619I'd rather cum in a woman's mouth or pussy or on her stomach/tits than on her face
>>34778698Sounds like a rich-person kink.>>34778706They really do. It's crazy.
>>34778702I mean I disagree they are perfect. They are human being just like you and me. Having the same broken issues. Truly loving a woman is accepting the flaws.
>>34778709Yeah and I'm not rich, so it sucks for me
>>34778370>his curlsIs he a white zoomer?
>>34778708So why do you like putting cum on a woman's tits or stomach?
>>34778707I mean he was a 10 in appearance but Idk appearances arent as important as personality to me
>>34778716NtaIt has to go somewhere if it's not going inside.
>>34778718Might be his first ghosting experience then, lol.
>>34778677I want to see how well I could fold you.
>>34778619Women do look really pretty with cum on their face.
How do you compliment a stranger's hair/haircut without being weird?
>>34778730If you're a guy and she's a girl, I'm not certain you can.
>>34778726I love to wrestle :)
>>34778677>He was kinda boring! Cushy corprate insurance job, no interesting hobbies, short responses.Once again affirming my theory that all people who hang out on dating apps have something wrong with him. Like how do you even manage to not meet women in a normal way if you're a 6'6 Chad. Apparently by having no personality and no life, what a surprise
>>34778716inside is the ideal but I think it's an easier cleanup off the torso than off the face if we're puling outI have some weird neuron activation when a woman's belly button is filled with semen though
>>34778652Do you insist on the guy being taller than you
>>34778713
>>34778735NTA. He probably gets a lot of pussy on there.
I absolutely despise my fucking roommate, asked me to get a place with him extremely short notice said I didn't have the funds told me it was fine and I can pay him when I start getting checks from my new job I loved my last job but had to quit since its an hour away now I have no money and I have to ask him everytime I need gas or to buy me groceries and pads. He has to be fucking retarded leaving all lights on left the air fryer on last night and it was burning whatever the fuck was in it. He is leaving bags full of trash in the living room he put a fucking bed in the living room the living room is basically his junk trash shit and video games. He doesn't know how to drive or properly park he gets the bath mats soaked every single time he cant wash dishes on days I work I literally just want to be alone and fucking relax but I cant because he is bothering me constantly to play the wii or explain things to him that he doesn't understand I have to over explain the simplest things like he asked me what kind fruit I wanted I said get ripe yellow bananas he brings home green ones and currently he's asking me what the plans are for today I dont want to fucking think for a MAN who acts like a woman. Also to top it off he's in love with me and I dont reciprocate his feelings because he's so feminine and retarded he's good looking but he's fucking retarded. upset currently bc I asked him to borrow $100 because im sick of asking him to buy me this and that he's literally a jew so now later im gonna have to ask him to put gas in my car and im dreading it. I feel so suffocated I am not someone who wants to constantly socialize with others and I don't want to be someone's mom. With him being in love with me I can never get a partner and invite them over or he'll start crying. He's a pushover he doesn't understand anything he canf stand up for me or himself Someone made a comment "watch out or shell throw rape allegations at you" he just bent over and took it in the ass
>>34778738Kek
>>34778737No. My exes were mostly shorter than me. I get asked this a lot on here.
>>34778734Some watch SummerSlam with me...
>>34778740>in love with meWell, at least you have another way to pay rent...
>>34778742Yeah, I get the impression that some taller women forfeit the height requirement because pickings get kinda slim if you don't and they might have to compromise on more important things. And because a really significant height difference will never be a thing anyways unless the guy is some freakish 1 in a billion giant. I'm not sure how widespread that really is though
>>34778736Would you take a shot of the forbidden juice?
>>34778740He just sounds like a normie extrovert With a little adhd and you come off as an antisocial psychopath.
I wish women had no interest in sex
>>34778740It sounds like a bad situation, but I'm sorry, this made me chuckle. lol>>34778734Mhm, but I got a black belt in Taefuckdo.
>>34778589>>34778652I want to be a 5'8" big spoon to a taller woman
>>34778671>Thank you for taking it at least semi seriously. I personally find what you write hard to swallow cause I use to do it with women I thought I loved. So you've given me some things to think about in how I approach relationshipsNo problem. Reason why I'm able to describe it is because I'm a man as well and I get the appeal, once upon a time it seemed like an attractive thing to do when AI was younger just never followed through on it because I'd catch feelings for the girl and the idea turned me off and I put it out of my mind. It happens when a guy is typically younger or isn't feeling 100% in his potency as a man, not sexually but in his life. Comparing his lack of success to that of other men which is more common than men want to admit to be honest. So jizzing on a woman's face purposefully = "I have marked her, overwritten the smear of the other men before me, and ruined the enjoyment of her for men who may come after me." Sort of mindset.
>>34778752You're weird, bro
>>34778740Funny, clearly a LARP. But women really do feel this way. They just never vocalize it when dudes are around
>>34778752Iktf
>>34778756>When AI was youngerI was younger*Pretty sure we ain't invented AI sperm yet. Hopefully that don't happen either
>>34778740>With him being in love with me I can never get a partner and invite them over or he'll start crying.Bring a gay friend over and pretend you're hooking up in your room
>>34778752Your normal bro
>>34778749Honestly, pickings have never felt slim for me at all. Im gorgeous and I know it. I think at the end of the day I was just raised right. Its the heart that matters... and not working for private insurance.>>34778754I hope you find her anon.
>>34778762The AI sperm will out compete us. Unless we make the AI think that cumming on a women is better than inside
>>34778750I'd snowball with>herI don't have any qualms about kissing a girl after blowing me
>>34778751Yeah he is hell make his lunch and leave it at home or ask me for shit that he literally just had in his hand and yeah im getting pissed off over miniscule things and crying that he doesn't understand anything i may have an accent but I know how to speak English Everyone i explain it to tells me to be patient this and that but its so so hard to deal with how air headed he is
>>34778765Based Stacy
>>34778610Based. Women who don't swallow are larpers.
>>34778739Meh. Mediocre pumps and dumps with women who are either as boring as himself or so far below his league they are willing to overlook his lack of a personality to score with Chad once in their life. If hes the kind of guy who needs at least a little bit of genuine conenction, hes shit out of luck.
>>34778763Bro wears skirts and is bi im sure he'd want to join in he doesn't wanf me I think he wants a man and im just so manly I guess
>>34778768>i may have an accent but I know how to speak EnglishLatinx?
>>34778770Ty :)>>34778768Dude you sound unhinged to be completely honest.
>>34778370Why are you saying this like it's a bad thing?
>>34778767AWOOOOGA so hot
>>34778740I'm sorry for you but it made me laugh kek>he's literally a jewMaybe call up the tribe and snitch on him for currently giving free stuff to a goy as well as lending money without interest, they should set him straight
>>34778734I had a girl roommate once in uni and while she wasn't that pretty it was so much fun wrestling her, she was fucking horny as hell but her mindset was fucked by gay porn and manga. She had zero interest in my dick, only my ass.
>>34778783NTA. Did you get pegged?
>>34778619I'd cum on a girl's face. I'd even lick it off her if she let me spit it in her mouth after
>>34778783Based fujoshi
>>34778777>Dude you sound unhinged to be completely honestnta but I thought most women were like this. Just using men as ATMs and emotional punching bags
>>34778641>too good to use the MTA.Are there really people like that up there? I'm moving there soon and can't see why I wouldn't use it even if I could afford not to
>>34778768Take your meds. Seriously.
>>34778785BASED cum kissing/swap is so hot I miss my bisexual ex >>34778790I thought OP was a guy? It was hard to tell through the hysteria.
>>34778784No, I don't like the feeling at all and rejected her every advance, but my friends still think I did.But to explain to other people I experimented with butt stuff as a teenager and quickly learned that I didn't like it is somehow worse than them thinking a girl pegged me, no matter how many times I deny it.>>34778786She unironically believed that all men could be turned gay via prostate stimulation. She used to be a typesetter for a yaoi scanslation group. I'd let her play overwatch on my computer and would yell at her for watching gay porn on my pc. I'd walk in on her watching gay porn in our common area. She didn't like being touched below the waist, but was fine with me groping her breasts and would constantly grab my ass and tell me how fuckable it was. Based on her reactions to anything close to her groin, I wonder if she was molested as a kid.
>>34778803>She unironically believed that all men could be turned gay via prostate stimulationSounds like she just needed a man to dick her down properly.
>>34778803>porn in common area>believed all men could be turned gay...less based fujoshi.>>34778807That only works in porn, virgin.
>>34778809>it's ok when women do it
>>34778765What does it take for a guy you don't know to stick out to you, lookswise and otherwise?
>>34778807I'm kind of wondering if it's the opposite actually. Like if she were raped as a child, got into fujo content as a teenager, and thus has no interest in dick and only interested in fingering/pegging men's asses as a coping mechanism for the trauma.
>>34778799The roommate was buying pads for them. So I assume a woman. Also have you met men with hysteria like this?>cum kissing/swapMy ex would do that with me but wouldn't do the same if I had pussy juices on my face. Never understood that
>>34778799>the 6'1" stacy femanon I want to manhandle and make my little spoon is ALSO the femanon into cumkissingoh FUCK.
25% to 30% bodyfat is literally perfection for women. It would produce the best quality for offspring from a biological standpoint.Women between 20% to 30% bodyfat produce the highest amount of female hormones compared to men with body fat 10% to 15% for masculine hormones.
>>34778803>Based on her reactions to anything close to her groin, I wonder if she was molested as a kid.Probably who knows had an ex who was similar, though not a weeb girl but a girl who would try to talk about wanting to peg me or reverse roles and would go in some weird tantrum when I told her no. Tl;Dr her dad raped her as a kid So my guess is it's a desire to reverse lower dynamics to try and 'win' a situation they felt they 'lost' or some such other thing. Probably doesn't apply to every single girl like that though, psychology is never one size fits all
Women, yay or nay on breeding talk?
>>34778826Yay if it's from my boyfriend, nay from any other guy.
>>34778820Isn't that the one who pegged her bf?
>>34778826I once saw a video of a negro fucking a white woman and doing breeding talk, but instead of the normal shit he just said "I'm gonna make you a single mom".Made me giggle.
>>34778826Nay. I'm not an animal.
>>34778811Are you illiterate?>>34778814Well like, obviously I like muscles, but Id say if I had to have a type it would be blonde golden retriver himbo types. I appreciate a friendly guy thats a little autistic. Outdoorsy types, woke blue collar types. >>34778820yyyyep
>>34778837You are though
>>34778840I might sound like one when I'm getting fucked, but that doesn't make me one.
I keep scaring the hoes.
>>34778836ngl after watching some of Sasha Grey's excessive use of the word 'nigger' in her old videos, I have come to the conclusion that the death of George Floyd has done irreparable damage to interracial porn.
Why is the foid mind not able to comprehend entrepreneurship unless I flaunt my wealth?
>>34778742I'm a guy who doesn't care about height. I've only dated girls my height or shorter because I assumed taller girls just wouldn't be interested. Do you show interest to shorter guys too? Or do I just need to stop that assumption and go for it with taller girls?
I am human and I need to be lovedJust like everybody else does
>>34778848... Yet, the company they work for was also started by entrepreneurs. Curious.
>>34778848go read >>34778677There's more to appeal than wealth alone
>>34778854You misread my post, read it again >>34778848I didn't say anything about why she is not attracted, I asked why they don't COMPREHEND THE IDEA OF ENTREPRENEURSHIP
>>34778842We're all animals
Is it more pathetic to get led on for months or to lead someone on for months?
>>34778740Why would you move in with a person like that?
Women, how would you react if you had a threesome with your bf/husband and the other girl ended up pregnant?
>>34778857Nta it's because entrepreneurship, true entrepreneurship that doesn't rely on anything else requires innovation risk taking & problem solving and those are three things that men prefer than women do. Innovation is about deliberately going against status quo and breaking with normalcy, risk taking is deliberately putting your security on the line for the promise of double reward and problem solving is typically more competitive and challenging for men than it is women. Women prefer problem avoidance altogether which is more passive but they feel is wiser. Generally speaking of course.
>>34778865Annoyed at life because I'm the one who's trying to get getting pregnant and she's on the pill.
>>34778870Technically you're the other girl in that
>>34778849Yes. Most of my exes are shorter than me. I dont care about height. Go for a tall girl!
The idea that you've existed all along's ridiculous
>finally give The Handmaid's Tale a try>it's all cuckquean shitSeriously? This is what women were losing their minds over?
>>34778874Technically you can suck my ass.
>>34778863Led on
>>34778865Is this a larp or genuine question?
>>34778852>Yet, the company they work for was also started by entrepreneurs. Curious.Yeah tho some of them can be female entrepreneurs, though you find them in small business where instead of one large enterprise they manage several small ones. Or it's social service related and their style of entrepreneurship is different from a man's usually. So instead of innovation it's refinement, instead of risk taking, it's risk assessment and instead of problem solving it's problem mitigation etc
>>34778868I see. Thank you. This is so dumb.
>>34778883Sounds fucking lame, gotta be brutally honest there. It's not like a fucking bear is gonna jump out of the paperwork and devour them
>>34778877Women are uninterested in stuff that isn't smut
>>34778859I wear underwear. Animals don't.
>>34778885>>34778887Maybe but imagine what would happen if you married a entrepreneur female and then combined both styles into one mega corporation where you take the high risk taking while she dampens the loss projections with risk assessment/mitigation. You'd probably end up being one of those power couples you see on TV or some shit
>>34778879Why is that?
>>34778891Okay, with that combination it sounds fucking awesome
>>34778889>and all the food looks horrible
>>34778892Because you're the chump who got played in that scenario, you lost
>>34778889I cannot wait for the future where all entertainment is 17 seconds long because that's all zoomers manage without context switching, and all of it has smut playing in the corner so women don't get lost.
>>34778900I see.
>>34778902>zoomersIt's everyone
State genderHow would you punish people who post shitty social media bait? How would you punish the people who respond to shitty social media bait?
>>34778889Evidently this woman needed a graphic 10 minute scene where Matt Damon fucks the actress playing Circe unsimulated
I need new shit to watch but I don't know what. I only watch like 2 channels
>>34778909MI would punish both of them by ignoring them and depriving their posts of engagement.
>>34778909MExecution 200 lashes
>>34778909M. Scaphism.
I am way too old to still be mistaking nice girls for kind girls
>>34778926Have you tried going gay?
>>34778868This only explains their aversion to it, not why they DON'T UNDERSTAND IT ???Like, EVERY SINGLE COMPANY, EVENT, COMMUNITY, EVEN A COUNTRY STARTED OUT WITH PEOPLE DOING SOMETHING INNOVATIVE, why don't they understand it???
Does anyone else like tormenting dogs by eating good ass food in front of them, looking them in the eye and taunting them as you chew slowly and savor the flavor, while they drool and beg with their puppy dog eyes? I’ve noticed my food tastes better this way
>>34778864Also was driving and he kept looking at his phone so I got out and walked home and then I broke my tv im getting my shit and going back to my parents say what you will but driving and texting is not fucking cool he almost got hit by a semi
>>34778932You can live with me if you want
>>34778878Seethe
>>34778928Only in the pejorative sense, by posting cringe without punctuation in a chat thread
>>34778909f. silently warp them to an isolated internet bubble where everything is simulated. its them and 100% bots. they get addicted to farming bot engagement and never bother real people again.
>>34778931People like you will get smitten in the end
I saw this white girl the other day who had arms hairier than a gorilla. The only reason she didn't look like one was because the hair was blonde, which makes it invisible unless hit by direct sunlight.
Its Friday night, no women in /atoga/except BlueValkyrie, she loudly eats her burgerAnd Anon, quitely rubbing on his gland,proceeds to typing with one handThey are out, and aboutgetting all three holes lewdly stretched outand wrecked by Chadswho are most glad, who can't be sad They saunter back into this threadTomorrow morning, when they rise from bedassholes and snizzes red and angry and soreFor Chad will truly not be a bore!When you walk of shame back into this threadtomorrow morning, the makeup smeared on your headcum dripping, as you are slipping remembering how your pussy was grippingWon't you be ashamed and embarassed?that you were not steadfastWon't your friends be disgustedIf they knew your pussies busted?Won't your boyfriend have such wrath?If he knewChad got that ass!And then Chadis going to ghost and ignore you quite badfor another 2-3 weekswhen you are called again among the freaksSounds pretty bad desu Senpai
Dogs are worthless creatures
>>34778952Kill yourself.
>>34778954You first, dogfucker
>>34778839>obviously I like musclesAw man. Every reply I get here always leads to me having to work out to rise above midness. Oh well
>>34778949Man the creative writing on atoga has really improved recently hasn't it.
>>34778952kys chink
>>34778962You first, dogfucker
>>34778932>>34778934I don't think you truly want this mess, anon. She has very poor decision making skills.
>>34778959I like other body types too, but Im an active person and I prefer other active people. You dont have to be perfect or anything, just healthy.
>>34778452See >>34778457You can guess why she hates jizz lmaoYou are right about the other things. She literally has 0 feeling in her pussy because she destroyed her nerve endings with the dildos she has used on herself over the years. Her father once had to take her to the hospital because she choked herself unconscious while masturbating.Some other JH facts:>she dated her cousin who cheated on her (in her own words)>she pisses her bed every night (lol)>she got fired from the hospital for hitting on a doctor
>>34778965nta but what do you mean?
>>34778963You're not allowed to say the same exact retort twice in succession
>>34778767
>>34778929I think they do they just don't care for it, just ain't in their appetite generally speaking. They would rather keep the thing that someone innovated running optimally and refining it. Women usually (not always) operate with a "if it's not broke don't fix it" mentality, if a system is already running smoothly they will see no need to innovate, since that creates risk and risks threatens security. Unless they run risk assessment mitigation first then they'll do it.
>>34778968She quit her previous job and moved in with a useless slob. Literally put herself in this retarded situation willingly.
>>34778972Hmm, I see. Thank you.I really can only be with independent women who are maybe even entrepreneurs.I have no patience to babysit them and feed them money. Fuck that noise !!!
>>34778965I'm used to that I can wrangle her
>>34778961My first poetry in ten years :DThanks to the OG shitposter for inspiring it >>34778966tbqh not being active sucks on its own, I like using women as a carrot on a stick to get off my ass and back into it lol
Fuck JH's mother and her kindred
>>34778975Correction: who ARE entrepreneurs. I don't need a fucking damsel in distress. Someone else can take them.
>>34778978You can do better bro, stop being cringe and simping for garbage
>>34778982Plot twist: he is garbage and therefore attracts other trash
State gender.What do you think of posters like >>34778980 and >>34778967 who post about JH and other namefags unprompted every day?
>>34778979>I like using women as a carrot on a stick to get off my ass and back into it lolRunning with women is a literal drug for me. Helped me get in shape
>>34778978You can do better than the women who post here
>>34778986F Cringe
>>34778986FI think they're even more terminally online than me, which is impressive considering I'm a NEET.
>>34778986MI think they're insane and often take their posts as my cue to close the tab and do something else.
>>34778975>>34778981Well you're in luck because I've worked under many different business owners, most male some female and from what I seen the female entrepreneurs can't stand being seen as a damsel in distress either, usually highly independent and socially cut-throat. All the more reason to try and find one of them to wife up because way it would work out is your business muscle would do the heavy rowing, and her risk management and social sailing does the sharp steering. Pick a vicious enough woman and she can even take competitors off the map using passive social aggressive PR to take business away from opponents. You could make a good team lol
>>34778982>>34778989She's not my only option
>>34778986MNot any worse than the pedo posting about her sex life unprompted every day
>>34779001Don’t consider any woman you meet on 4chan as an option
>>34779002Who?
>>34778986MI wish they could be permabanned.
>>34779003I use the term loosely
>>34778986FI hate them because they don't talk about me.
>>34778973I feel like im hitoer being held captive by a retarded jew.He's so stupid I asked him to shut off my pc one day and he tried unplugging it from the wall when he has a pc and a degree in comp sci are u that dense??????He may be slim and 6'5 but looks literally mean nothing
>>34778999Hmm, interesting. Thank you.Where do business women hang out? At the pricey gyms or SPAs? Some special club? I only found like one entrepreneurial girl on Tinder and she ghosted me because I didn't pass her test (she asked if I was a devoted Christian with a huge paragraph she probably sends all men she's initially interested in).HOLY TRIPS CHECKED
>>34779006And I'm saying you shouldn't use it at all. Nothing but bad news
>>34779004JH, she read Harry Potter porn and said chibi Freddy Krueger was cute. The guy who posts in every thread asking JH if her uncle came in her mouth when he raped her and then calls her a pedophile is definitely in the right.
>>34779007Who're u
>>34779012NTA>Reading lewd Harry Potter fanfiction and thinking a chibi is cute makes you a pedophileYou're retarded.
>>34779009Also lost my car keys and my ID angrily packing my shit up and punching the wall
>>34779012She was raped, not just molested?
>>34779011Only if you don't know how to handle it
Is 27 too old to experience the "big city young adult life"?I've spent most of my 20s at home in the suburbs with my parents, while most of my peers have been living in apartments in the big city going out with their friend group every weekend and getting laid. Well I just got a high paying job in the city giving a reason for me to move out, but at my age it seems now is when people are getting married and moving to the suburbs.Did I miss out on young adult city life?
>>34779016But the tag on the one fan fiction post she shared ITT had "underage" right there in the tags next to romance and consensual sex. Her reading that makes it okay to say she deserved to be raped. Right?
>>34779021Best way to handle a grenade with the pin pulled out is to get it the fuck away from me imo
>>34779003I don't agree with that. There are some decent anons on here who are simply socially maladapted. Or anons who grew up here and simply can't leave, even after fixing their lives.
>>34779024No, it doesn't. But I'm well aware that both of us are at an impasse, so let's agree to disagree.
>>34779007You're not a namefag, idiot
>>34779019Does it matter?
>>34779012What's wrong with Harry Potter porn, assuming they're adults? Tho I do remember being cyberbullied by grown ass women when I was a kid and writing HP fanfics because they did like Romione, so maybe HP adults do deserve death.
>>34779022Lol no, that basically really starts at 30 t. mid thirties unc whos about to drop some E and go to a rave
>>34779026I'd love to be wrong but just don't trust the women who post here at all rn
State genderWould you date someone on disability?
>>34779034They *didn't like Romione
>>34779022People are living like that lifestyle well into their 40s. You're overthinking it.The real question is, do you really wanna stick your peenor into some normie pussy and forget about her the next day again?
>>34779007You should talk about how horny you are
>>34779003In fact I'm kinda leaning towards adding "hangs out on 4chan" to my gf requirements. Its obviously a fine line between crazy, autistic and just weird in a good way but I think this place attracts non-Normie player characters of all walks of life.
>>34779038FYes, all men are mentally retarded.
>>34779038MDepends on the disability. I'd be much more likely to date a physically disabled woman than a mentally disabled woman.
>>34779034>Not Ron kissing Harry
>>34779034>What's wrong with Harry Potter porn, assuming they're adults?i never read it but isnt he literally in middle school? sexualizing the adult version of a kid in middle school is still fucking weird dude
>>34779033Yes, there's a huge difference between those words.
>>34779040I was thinking more along the lines of taking turns dating your friends
>>34779038
>>34779042>but I think this place attracts non-Normie player characters of all walks of life.It also attracts women who just want to use you as a source of attention and not much else
>>34779043he said "on disability", not all men get disability, idiot
>>34779040>stick your peenor into some normie pussy and forget about her the next day again?As someone who used to be a wizard I was surprised how quickly normie pussy loses its glamour, once you're suddenly hanging out with an NPC who never had any challenge in her life and does nothing besides work, gym and hang out on tiktok.
>>34779049>taking turns dating your friendsWtf does that even mean? Like, polygamy?
>>34779042Hi anon im the femamon crashing out that is also one of my dating requirements not exactly but it would be preferred and men who are good with computers and dont leave their house and know alot about alot and can teach me things and not alot of friends and is not one of those selfie whores on instagram
>>34779048Does it matter to YOU if a stranger on the internet you'll never meet or talk to was raped rather than molested or vice versa?
>>34779053Thats on them, I don't give attention to women who aren't interested and act like it.
>>34779058No I mean like when there's a multi gendered friend group and they've all swapped each other around on dates.Ya know like all the sitcoms
>>34779056Exactly. You need at least SOME meaningful compatibility, in my opinion.
>>34779022How’d you get the job?
>>34779056nigga what challenges are there in the modern world? the only challenge i have is my social life and mental/physical health. everything else is smooth sailing.
>>34779063Famous last words
>>34779064Sounds fucking stupid and unrealistic. The only reason this worked in sitcoms is because it was a sitcom. Unless they like being cucks.
State genderDoes moving turn you into an emotional wreck?MYes
>>34779068that said big city living is also the best bet to meet interesting people, by sheer numbers of nothing else. I love Techno and raves, in part because its a great environment to meet women who are not the usual NPC. Fairly similar to 4chan in that it also attracts genuine crazies, addicts and others you have to sort out
>>34779071Why?
>>34779069By applying and interviewing I've had a job before but it was low paying and WFH, a social life killer
>>34779075Moving what?
Moids I hurt my leg and I'm bedridden, how would you take care of me if I was your gf?
>>34779046>Not Ron kissing HarryIstg if Ron was gay, Harry would have never looked twice at Ginny. Couldn't get Ron, so he had to settle for the closest thing to him.>>34779047>isnt he literally in middle school? And high school. By the end of the series, Harry is almost 18, Ron is 18, and Hermione is almost 19. There are also a ton of adult characters.>sexualizing the adult version of a kid in middle school is still fucking weird dudeYou know people grow up, right? Like if you knew someone as children and then grow up and sleep with, date, or marry them, you're not sexualizing the version of them you knew as a child.
>>34779075MNope. I'm pretty annoyed and tired by the end of it, but that's about it.
>>34779076Raves are too noisy and crowded for me. Enjoy
>>34779070>the only challenge i have is my social life and mental/physical health.Yeah, now imagine not even having that . Just coast through life cradle to the grave without ever having a single original thought or being thrown back on yourself. Peak NPC
>>34779075Yeah, I get very attached to places
>>34779077I've thought the same about myself but still put too much effort into a woman I met on 4chan who was only acting interested
>>34779038MYeah, for better or worse, I'm a caring person. So I'd love to help her out and make her life easier.
>>34779082>Couldn't get Ron, so he had to settle for the closest thing to him.On God
>sent this video to my gf https://youtu.be/OsRnA_c1GW0 and said "me n who">replies "not me, i dont like being chased with lobsters"femanons do you understand my intentions or am i autistic?
>>34779089So you don't follow your own advice?
>>34779081I'd flood the room until the water reached your neck, and hang fruit over your head with a pulley. Every time you tried to drink water, I'd open a drain so it goes away and you can't reach it, and every time you try to grab the fruit, I'd pull the pulley.Seriously now, cuddling and pampering I guess.
>>34779097I'm giving you advice I wish I had gotten myself
>>34778986They jerk off to black women exclusively. Of course they're going to obsess over the black namefag.
>>34779082>And high schoolthat changes it then>You know people grow up, right?so if i take a photo of your daughter and give it to AI and tell it to make her an adult in a bikini, then jerk off to her, that's fine with you? lmao
>>34779075MNot an emotional wreck, but I guess it leaves me more emotional and moody.
>>34779099Inspirational
>>34779081Laugh at you for being weak (while princess carrying you around the house)
State gender.You ever masturbated to somebody from 4chan, discord or otherwise would be considered an egirl/eboy?
>>34779095And what even are your intentions?>or am i autisticNah, more like a psychopath
>>34779010Probably business related conventions, or the shortcut would be at a masonic lodge lol
>>34779106MNo
>>34779104Truly
>>34779019Seehttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/26370815/#26371595
>>34779107it literally has nothing to do with the lobster. im just referencing their relationship. how is that not obvious?
>>34779108Hmm, I don't like the Freemaisons, but business related conventions sounds good !!!Thank you.
>>34779095It might not be worth much, but as a man, I of course get it.
>>34779106What do you mean?Like e-celebs? No because I'd rather jerk to actual porn Do you mean like people I know and met there? Also no because I have a Madonna-white complex
>>34779081A man can't be my gf.
Profoundly disappointed in women
>>34779120>doesn't state genderMight as well have not replied, fag.
Anons, it's friday afternoon/night, what are your plans?
>>34779118thank you
>>34779060Ah hell naw nigguh
>>34779095LoleYou're autistic for caring that she didn't play along
>>34779126https://youtu.be/DfEnIFV2-mcvideo games and drinking myself to sleep
>>34779125NTA, but they could be non-binary. I have a non-binary coworker. Please be respectful.
>>34779114He is chasing her? With a lobster???I mean seriously what kind of man chases you with a lobster? Hell I'm kinda feeling bad for the lobster, poor creature
Fucking hell, didn't expect that seeing my ex walk by would fuck me up so bad, though I was over her. Didn't help that it was with another guy.Worst thing I can't even be 100% sure, since it was in passing, or maybe it's better because that way I can just escape into denial.That cunt sure did traumatize me.
>>34779130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6BOy31Lzrs
>>34779133Nobody said which fucking gender, incel.
>>34779126Writing and drawing. Might have a beer or three.
>>34779129>youre autistic for not liking being shut down instead of back and forth banteruhh ok>>34779135oh youre messing with me
>>34779102>so if i take a photo of your daughter and give it to AI and tell it to make her an adult in a bikini, then jerk off to her, that's fine with you?No, but it doesn't make you a pedophile if it requires her being aged up to be sexually aroused by it.
>>34779135I felt bad for the little daughter getting traumatized by the whole scenario
>>347790894chan taught me that too.But of course it can happen in other places and to all genders.It's generally a good idea to not put energy into somebody who doesn't value you enough.
>>34779126Take a few lines, try to motivate myself to go to the club alone and probably end up autistically optimizing my Quasimorph builds into the wee hours of the morning again instead
>>34779140You're an incel? I do feel bad for you. Please calm down and don't swear.
>>34779017You need a chill pill. Also learn some gratitude. Your selfishness makes you look like a POS
>>34779089How does that happen? Shes either willing to meet IRL after a bit, or you can just keep it at casual low effort chatting until something brings her to your area if shes too far away.
>>34779144>>youre autistic for not liking being shut down instead of back and forth banter>uhh okYeah okay, maybe she could have entertained just a little, lol
>>34779075FIf by emotional wreck you mean rethinking 2/3 of the shit I own because I'm tired of carrying it between different apartments, or feeling like shit because I'm moving back to my mom's AGAIN sure. Otherwise no not really.
>>34779149Ok, incel.
>>34779025I'll say it again I know how to handle grenades
JUST FOUND OUT DUA LIPA IS A GOONER.she thinks sex should be "safe and fun."dare i say based? i love dua lipa i love rich famous hot women.i also want to sniff alysa liu's feet
>>34779156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs
Men, what do you offer that can compare to a pussy?
>>34779147>But of course it can happen in other places and to all genders.Very true.>It's generally a good idea to not put energy into somebody who doesn't value you enough.Obviously true, but I had to learn from experience to stop ignoring red flags.>>34779152Met a couple times, but she met someone else between the two meetings and didn't tell me until afterwards
>>34779146Hate how people throw this word around like it means nothing
>>34779126Going out boating with the Family. Then doing a crab feast. Might end the night shooting off a few left over fireworks. So a good time
>>34779163Big dick, thick fingers, a tongue, and toys. I'd say I'm more versatile than pussy actually.
>>34779165Same
>>34779163I want some pussy. From a bad bitch. On a big bike.
>>34779095>femanons do you understand my intentions or am i autistic?Not a femanon but what did you expect l? A lot of girls don't like creepy crawling creatures with multiple limbs or pincers or stingers or anything that doesn't look cute enough to trigger their maternal instincts kek That's what makes chasing them around with them fun because they squeak and squeal and run away like scaredy cats. Most men don't do it since we are supposed to be all mature and shit but deep deep down, far far in, every man would absolutely do this to their girl
Honestly I'd like my moid to call me stupid bitch and slap my face sometimes. Just not too hard
>>34779095You didn't watch that Simpsons chapter where Homer gets a pet lobster, didn't you?
>>34779146imagine getting traumatized by your parents chasing each other while laughing. lmao. the only part i didnt agree with was chasing her while she's holding a baby
>>34779163A lot. I'm very creative and imaginative, pretty good with my hands and want to raise a family.
>>34779163It's a secret to everybody.
>>34779163mah bawlz is heaaavyyyyAnd when ah unload dat load...OHHHH MAH GAWD *baka*
>>34779095>or am I autisticI think you both are
>>34779172then tell him that, you stupid bitch
If someone chased me with a cockroach or something I'd just kill myself then and there
>>34779172I would oblige my gf if she wanted this from me
>>34779176>want to raise a family.Why do people say this as if it was some kind of attractive feature?
>>34779172You don't get to ask someone to slap you and then say "not too hard" like a bitch.
>>34779182Good
>>34779172Why? During sex or just in general
>>34779185It's an attractive feature to people who also want kids, and immediately steers people like me away from them, helpful for everyone.
>>34779167I didn't know my bf posts here.
I need a blonde wife so bad. You guys really have no idea.
>>34779182>If someone chased me with a cockroach or something I'd just kill myself then and thereIn guessing you're a woman?
>>34779195No I simply have a debilitating fear of insects
>>34779182Maybe one day you'll wake up from your dreams and realize you're the cockroach yourself.
>>34776302I fuck the wall instead of you duh.
>>34779185>Why do people say this as if it was some kind of attractive feature?Because it's automatically a signal that says "I know how to put others before myself for a greater good". Because that's what's needed for family raising, which is attractive even for a relationship that isn't going to have kids because the ideal relationship is where both partners have that capability to see to each other's needs. Though you don't need to say it or want family to be capable of that anyway. Don't overthink it much
>>34779198Fuck I guess Kafka was right
>>34779197>No I simply have a debilitating fear of insectsOh that's different then, that's phobia territory and that's unisex at that point. Sorry if I indirectly insulted you by guessing female my bad
>>34779075MYeah. I'm overly emotional to begin with and moving makes me feel like my soul is leaving my body. Feels like walking around with an open sore in my chest.
>>34779203>automatically a signal that says "I know how to put others before myself for a greater good".Sounds like a big load of bullshit to me. "I want to raise a family" doesn't mean they "know" anything.
>>34779192You never asked. Should've been obvious though.
>>34779209>Sounds like a big load of bullshit to me. "I want to raise a family" doesn't mean they "know" anythingYeah that's a good counter point. Some people who say they want it often end up not doing the best job at it. Some people who swear they never want kids who end up somehow getting them turn out to be amazing parents surprisingly enough. Life is weird like that
>>34779203>I know how to put others before myself for a greater goodThats also the mating cry of "nice guys" who try to get get their needs met by simping hard for someone and exploiting themselves, then passive aggressively expecting recipocration
>>34779211Suddenly my joke is making me feel anxious. Say you're joking now, too.
>>34779171well yeah ive done that before(to other girls), but it's not even about the lobster. watch the video.>>34779174no, but i just watched it and it wasnt very funny other than the domestic violence joke>>34779180yeah probably
>>34777643But a person isn't just their current state, is it? The current state is where their past took them.
>>34779218I'm completely serious. But I doubt you're my gf.
New>>34779221>>34779221>>34779221New
>>34779225What color is your gf?
>>34779206It's not my first time being called a bitch
>>34779217>Thats also the mating cry of "nice guys" who try to get get their needs met by simping hard for someone and exploiting themselves, then passive aggressively expecting recipocrationYeah it often can be. That's why it needs backed up with actions, saying it isn't enough. The difference between the "nice guy" and the kind guy is the nice guy just says it, the actual solid/good guy goes ahead and does what needs done without expecting reciprocation.
>>34779185I said it because it would be attractive to the kind of woman I'm attracted to. Wanting and being capable of raising kids is very attractive to me.
>>34779228White with brown hair. What color is your bf?
>>34779230Well you're not a bitch bro. Phobias are irrational so it doesn't have your rationale, masculinity is found in rationality so it's involuntary on your part so it doesn't say anything about your manhood one way or the other
Please God please don’t make me go on this trip I’m sorry
Heyyy guys have you ever had to go ona trip with people you don’t like…. How did you cope
>>34779241?
>>34779248Where u goin
>>34779248I kept my thoughts to myself and vented about it afterwards. What's the trip and who are the undesirables
Potatocat saves BroccoliCatDoes this do dot doo beep bob book beep?
>>34779163sound finances and exploitable desperation
>>34779248Mwent on a trip with my brother's in-laws one time and just excused myself to the restroom and/or locked myself in a stall when it got too overwhelming. also vented about it on 4chan, lol
>>34779236White with brown hair. But you're not him. I knew he wouldn't ever actually post.
>>34779299>she's dating a lurkerLol. Lmao.
>>34779279Did it also cost a lot of money
It's the evening or late afternoon in some parts of the world, state gender and what are you planning on having for dinner. If you've already had dinner, tell us what you've had. I myself am cooking fish with shrimp, potatoes and green beans
>>34779299>>34779312Femanon Aura loss
>>34779146That is not how reality works.
>>34779312That'd be even worse. He knows I post here but I don't think he'd actually bother with 4chan.
>>34779043>Yes, all men are mentally retardedy-yes mistress
