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עם ישראל חי
I'd appreciate it if femanons could refrain from posting demoralizing shit about only fucking Chads casually from her eon out. Thank you very much.
>>34782580עם ישראל חי עם קול המוזיקה
>>34782576Bitch probably smells like stale vinegar, yeast, and a smidgen of tune brine
>>34782580>>34782587יהודונים החוצה REEEEEEE
>>34782594Still good to get rid of my virginity.
>>34782585Huh? They all pretend to be innocent virgin angels that only go out with 5'2 balding fat guys.
>>34782576mare you happy with your current situation in life?
>>34782600Don't know if I've ever claimed to date fat balding guys. I'm very fatphobic and would never date a fatty. I just don't date 6'5 Chads is all. You can stop with your black and white thinking now.
>>34782576Women, does she cootermog you?
>>34782600lolW*men have zero reason to hide their disdain.
>>34782600You're a liar. They only date 4'2" men with Congenital Atrichia who are also quadriplegic and have third degree burns all over their head, torso and limbs.
>>34782576She's hot af
>>34782601MIf we ignore the glaring void that it is not having a gf, then I guess I am.
>>34782604No, she has flaps and her clit is huge.Bye thread.
>>34782607She’s really not
>>34782602>I just don't date 6'5 ChadsNta but this does not satisfy my humiliation fetish AT ALL. How am I supposed to vicariously live though the fictional idea of Chad instead of talking to women if you post things like these?This simply will not do!
>>34782601Not really. But there's no way for it to get better, so what can you do.
>>34782585>onlyWhen did she say she only fucks chads?
>>34782612>no retarded tattoos>no piercings>natural hair>not fatYes, she is hot.
>>34782619That’s what’s called a basic bitch
>>34782618>When did she say she only fucks chads?>>34781354>Far fewer guys are the chads that women are willing to share(short term) than you guys think but they do exist.
>>34782617what actions have you taken to make it better?>>34782608what actions have you taken to finding a gf?
>>34782623So she didn't
>>34782621A female should be as basic as possible, so I can mold her into my ideal gf/wife. Her trying to look different with tattoos or piercings, colourful hair is a sign of trauma. I don't want my gf/wife to be some abuse victim and be embarrassed to introduce her to people.
>>34782628NTA>so I can mold her into my ideal gf/wife.Creepy
>>34782621>rarest type of woman currently>basic bitchyeah ok
>>34782624>what actions have you taken to finding a gf?Until not so long ago? Pursuing girls I was interested only to find out they were already taken. Nowadays? Trying to get over my mental problems, go out more and try to interact with more people day by day while ignoring the constant whisper that it's already too late.
wish i could just eat girls out and get paid for it desu shame theres no market for this
>>34782628Basic bitch as in a dime a dozen. 20-something, not fat and not hideous. A basic bitch. Never lose your shit over some basic bitch.
>>34782624Did you read? Nothing can be done anymore.
>>34782629Why? It's a beautiful thing >>34782633She's still hot
Should women wear more thongs?The print line from their panties is so prominent, it’s distracting.
>>34782628>so I can mold her into my ideal gf/wife.ick
>>34782637>Why? It's a beautiful thingTreating your potential partner as a non-human being for you to mold into your ideal gf/wife is creepy, not beautiful. And before you accuse me of anything, I'd be just as creeped out by a woman wanting to do the same to a guy.
>>34782632The job you’re looking for is called Giggolo
>>34782638Whatever they find more comfortable.
>>34782635>did you read?yeswhy?>>34782631are you interacting with people? is it working? anyone you've met that you've felt hopeful something may blossom from it?
>>34782641Nta, nah it’s just treating a woman like a woman.
Here is the big secret, and I am probably going to lose my job for sharing this information. To gain a girlfriend:>Have your own home bought and paid>Have your own car $50k in value at least>Have an illustrious career in a managerial position, ideally owner of a business>Earn at least six figures salary a year $100,000 minimum>Be at least 6ft tall, not an inch less.>Have at least a 6 inch penis>Have a six pack of abs at minimum for muscle>Have a full head of hair, no thinning or balding>Have a chiseled handsome face>Have a broad jaw>Broad shoulders>Have veiny manly hands >Ideally have eyes that are not brown>Buy only the best clothing, designer brand>Wear an expensive rolex watch at all times>Have the latest tech, the most modern phone>Go to the gym at least 5 days a week>Have a body count of at least 10+ women>Have perfect facial hair, neat and trim>Don't be too dark or too pale, just white (tan)>Have perfect white teeth all straight>Your penis can't be hanging low, or bending to the left or right when erect it must curve UP>Have large testicles>Always wax and shave your back, sack and ass crack>Have predator eyes, sharp almond shape>Keep eyelids squint at half mast for the smoldering look>Have a deep baritone voice, gravelly in texture>Never smile, only do a half-smile at most>Lose the ability to cry, never cry>Never talk about your feelings, those are not manly>Make sure you were a bully in school>But also that you beat your own bully too>Have at least 1 confirmed kill of another man, either at war or on the streets>Be competent at a sport preferably a fighting sport.And remember the most important of all>Have all of this achieved before the age of 25Good luck!
>>34782638Sometimes I can't because they're irritating my asshole
>>34782645Yes I'm aware that the men in these threads are mentally incapable of viewing women as human beings, and then wonder why women don't want to date them.
>>34782644>are you interacting with people? is it working? anyone you've met that you've felt hopeful something may blossom from it?I guess I'm more open to small talk and trying to find a connection, but to be honest nothing really happened yet. I understand that it's good for me nonetheless, but not much hope.
>>34782646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
>>34782648Stop acting like you want to be treated as equal.
>>34782651Let me guess, you spend your days seething about women only wanting to date "Chads" and not "nice guys" like you.
>>34782646I don't know if I should be offended you think I'm this shallow or offended that every boyfriend I've ever had only checks like 3 things off that list.
>>34782648Probably because women aren't human.
>>34782649how would you say you look out of 10? has your hairline started the races? weight? facial hair? dress?
>>34782648>and then wonder why women don't want to date them.This is hilarious when females go out with wife beaters and other scum. But sure, it's "le personality" lmao
Is it evil to give someone a gift that is Handwash only?
>>34782653I’m pretty sure it’s the nice guy white knights who are all the feminists.
>>34782655Not sure what your goal with this post is beyond proving my point.>>34782657>Let me guess, you spend your days seething about women only wanting to date "Chads" and not "nice guys" like you.Every time
>>34782646Shit like this is why men hate themselves. People like you are driving the so called loneliness epidemic by perpetuating bullshit.I'm proud of my 6 incher, and it's far less pathetic than a porn star wearing a strap on.
>>34782660Well shit, so you're an abusechad and still can't get laid? I thought those were the only men women wanted to fuck.
>>34782660"Nice guys" seething at women is such an old meme that it was around before the internet. Faggots who can't get over the disappointment of finding out that real life isn't a Disney movie and then proceed tantruming like little boys forever.
>>34782657It's more hilarious when women treat men worse than dogs then complain about muh treat women like peopleGenuinely insufferable creatures. Wish death on all men then later cry when less than 1% is reciprocated.>>34782661See above.
>>34782658Who’s it for? Scented hand-wash is a fine gift for female family or friend.
>>34782666You the guy who tells every female poster to kill themselves?
>>34782657>This is hilarious when females go out with wife beaters and other scum. But sure, it's "le personality" lmaoWhat's hilarious is the wife beater isn't the bad guy. The bad guy doesn't want a wife he is too scared to show a lady his soft feeling parts. It's the nice guy autist who has a sperg rage meltdown when he is told she doesn't want to have sex that beats her let's just drop that Trvke
>>34782664>abusechad>I thought those were the only men women wanted to fuck.Nigger I always thought this stuff was a tongue in cheek joke. Please don't tell me that some of you are so cooked you actually believe this. LIke the retards who think that tradfagging is a way to obtain legit state mandated gfs.
>>34782669Correct. By the way, kill yourself.
>>34782673Thank you for curing my suicidal ideation.
>>34782675You never had any, femon.
>>34782642yeah but dont you actually have to have normal sexo for thati explicitly only wanna lick and nothing else
>>34782667Pretty sure they mean an item that can only be cleaned by hand washing or it will get ruined not literal soap?>>34782658Depends on the person. Do you know them well enough to know if they will hand wash it or are they just going to chuck it in the dishwasher despite the instructions? Or never use it because they do want to wash it correctly but washing a dish by hand is something they try to avoid doing? Or you could not overthink it and just give them the mug lol.
Women, what are gifts that are way better when a guy (boyfriend or talking stage) gifts you that you would love to receive? not necessarily for your birthday, but that too.
Thread is quite shit!
>>34782663>People like you are driving the so called loneliness epidemic by perpetuating bullshit.>What is satireWas I supposed to add /satire for all the socially inept to understand it was satire?
>>34782656Lol, you trying to set me up with someone?I guess that in an ideal day I could be a 6 or a 7. My hairline receded a bit, from what I've seen, maybe like a Norwood 2.But other than that, I think my hair honestly looks quite strong and healthy, at least for now. I'm around 78 kg. I have short, pointy full beard. And I mainly wear jeans and t-shirts with designs, sometimes a button up shirt if I want to look fancier. I'm also working on expanding my style.
>>34782680Fix it faggot
>>34782680Quite!>>34782681>Was I supposed to add /satire for all the socially inept to understand it was satire?Unironically yes. Ten years ago I memed about state mandated gfs as a joke, and now half the board is full with retards who think they can make it a reality. Never underestimate the autistic mind.
>>34782679I have a hard time coming up with something that I wouldn't prefer to pick out myself. Nothing against a guy's or my mother's taste but it's not my taste.Take her to do something instead of trying to know what she likes better than she does.
>>34782684>maybe like a Norwood 2Use Minoxidil. Doesn't have any side effects and doesn't bring back already lost hair, but it will prevent/slow down further loss. Its also cheap and doesn't require a prescription.
>>34782688>Never underestimate the autistic mindYeah but I'm not responsible for them I'm not a tard wrangler and I am not gonna walk around multicolored jigsaw eggshells nigga, I thought they wanted to be treated as equals so I will expect they can understand satire
MenWhat was your worst road rage incident?
>>34782684>set you upno, but just there's something you probably neglected that you can fix.how much recession we talking about? You don't have a cope cut yet? Not hiding behind a hat or hiding the dome?if people see it, they can't unsee it.there's some fashions that look much better if you've started the decline.
>>34782689I don't have a girl in mind. I'm just looking for ideas for the future, you never know and I don't know what else to ask right now.
Women, what are you doing to improve your bf getting prospects?
>>34782698Oh.Well take that as general advice then and good luck. Unless you know exactly what she wants take her to the zoo or smth and just get her some edible treats.
>>34782699I don't want one of those
>>34782689Maybe a rope for you to hang yourself with?
>>34782692I'm already using a shampoo for hair loss, but I guess I'll look into it.>>34782696Maybe aaround the same as picrel, but it's not that noticeable because my hair is longer. On the one hand, the bangs cover it quite a bit unless I put my hair up. On the other hand, my forehead is stupidly big, so it'd probably look worse if it was noticeable.No hats, and I don't have a dome. As for haircut, it's medium length and wavy. I've been compared to Keanu or John Wick more than once.
>>34782677You’re allowed to set boundaries as a sex worker
>>34782694Screamed at a lady who had her windows up when she nearly ran me over as I was crossing the street. Had I been one step forward she would've driven right into me at the stop sign, instead she stopped perfectly in front of me where I was looking down at her from her driver side window. She didn't even bother to make eye contact with me though, just looked away then drove off. A few times I've screamed in my car or honked at someone but usually with the windows up, it's never actually been a proper interaction
>>34782706I would want to pick that out myself it's like you're not even listening. Men.
>>34782711Doubtful.
>>34782694I don’t get road rage
>>34782714What is?
Only foid narcissism can turn something as simple as being a nice guy into a negative thing to avoid taking responsibility for their own dating choices.>heh I picked a violent guy that cheated on me and beat me up? well actually the nice guys are just pretending to be nice so it's not like I could have picked a good man LALALLALA NOTHING IS EVER MY FAULT LALALLALALA
>>34782710Maybe stop walking in the middle of the street, jaywalker.
>>34782721Nigger you're probably over thinking this shit, I've known real nice guys (bad ones) they're not spergs, they're NPD/BPD men. You got nothing to worry about if you're a nerdy sperg. Don't take the "nice guy" label at face value, it has a double meaning, it describes a guy who pretends to be lovely and kind but his real motive is to abuse the shit out of the girl once he has her alone to himself and disconnected from her friends and family
My wife didn't want to come with me to Latino Comic Con despite agreeing to go. Is this abuse?
>>34782726>it describes a guy who pretends to be lovely and kind but his real motive is to abuse the shit out of the girl once he has her alone to himself and disconnected from her friends and familyY’alls headcannon is crazy.
>>34782718That you would ever stop being a lazy piece of shit and hang yourself.
>>34782722Hey I was crossing at the fuckin stop sign line like a god damn law abiding citizen. The bitch was racing up to the sign, me n the guy I was walking with stopped short of her path cuz of how fast she was driving. She stopped like 20 ft away from the line and we thought she saw us but the fucker gunned it up the rest of the way and only saw me after she had already crossed the line and stopped right in front of me. Blind fuckin middle aged white bitch in some oversized SUV
>>34782729>Y’alls headcannon is crazy.It's the TROOFAnd 'nice girls' exist as well. But you don't hear about the stories on the men side because most men don't want to admit they got slapped around by a woman and hot drinks poured on his head or his eyes scratched at
>>34782730Hanging wouldn't be my first choice no.Doesn't change that I would want to pick out my own rope IF I did want to I think you've lost sight of the original topic, we're talking about gift giving.
>>34782694I faked out hitting a biker who cut me off and didn’t stop at a stop sign
>>34782734>But you don't hear about the stories on the men side because most men don't want to admit they got slapped around by a woman and hot drinks poured on his head or his eyes scratched attrvet. experienced this and realized you sound like an enormous pussy if you ever complain about it to anyone
>>34782728>Latino Comic Conbit of an oxymoron
>>34782729Nta, but its completely true. The "nice guys" in question are manipulative bitches who basically behave like catty women. They are permanently butthurt because women don't want to deal with their transparent manipulation attempts. They are basically crybullies. If you're a genuinely nice guy who is actually nice just as personality trait, you have nothing to fear. Just don't be a pushover about it.
Can someone motivate me to go out and try my luck with an foid tonight?
>>34782748>t. experienced this and realized you sound like an enormous pussy if you ever complain about it to anyone"No one will believe you because you're a guy"
>>34782753They’re not lurking in the shadows just waiting for a chance to beat a bitch, ffs.
>>34782754Do you have a date planned?
>>34782757thats literally what they do lolLarp as the "best friend", lurk in the shadows and glare at Chad whenever he tries with her until he thinks its too much effort dealing with the male bitch and leaves. Once they got a girl, immediately whisk her away to some rural shithole where shes isolated from family and friends and then get his sweet comeuppance.
>>34782761Nah. I need to meet women first, and now is saturday night.
>>34782694Giving end or receiving end?>givingTold a boomer I’d put him 6 feet under a few years early because he blocked me on a zipper merge.>receivingSome guy sped in front of me, brake checked me, and then threatened to slit my throat because I didn’t turn right at a “no right on red” intersection.
>>34782754Nope. I would prefer not existing.
>>34782638Thongs are more enviormentally friendly.Less fabric, less to wash with water.
>>34782770The coffin you will be buried in won't be environmentally friendly.
>>34782764Then don't go for women. Go to get out of the house and socialize and treat meeting a woman as a bonus.
>>34782576State gender. What was your dream job growing up? What do you do now, if anything?
>>34782764Karaoke bar
>>34782772>implying we should waste wood on foidsJust toss them in a hole.
>>34782772NtaYou can get cremated in a nice cardboard box instead tho. The coffin would be more environmentally friendly than all the embalming fluid lol.
>>34782770There’s nothing environmentally friendly about you not covering your fat ass.
>>34782764What the other anon said. Just go out, even if it isn't very far. Try to make eye contact and smile with someone. If something draws your attention, try to strike up a conversation.
>>34782774MGame developerSoftware dev solving problems that literally don’t matter and spending all day reviewing AI slop PRs instead of actually writing or designing anything
>>34782774FI wasn't sure of a job title but I wanted to go to the cloud forests in Costa rica and do scientific illustrations of rare frogs. I'm an in home aide for a dementia patient right now.
>>34782782>>34782773Good point, going for women never really worked and isn't really fun because you're not "there" if that makes any sense. Its more that opportunities inevitably pop up as I do my thing. Maybe I'll just go to dance a bit without any expectations. Thx
>>34782774MWhen I was a toddler, I used to say that I wanted to be a policeman, a firefighter or a dragon. After that, I said I wanted to be a scientist. Afterwards I felt like there was nothing I was good on, and stopped caring. Now I work with disabled kids.
>>34782774Some gay retard shit about trains. Yeah, i'm probably autistic.
>>34782779Still. It takes more energy to burn a fatso.
>>34782786>do scientific illustrations of rare frogs.
>>34782774FTruck driver.Dancer.
>>34782786>I'm an in home aide for a dementia patient right nowStop stealing jobs from mexicans
>>34782794An acquaintance of mine works at a crematorium, and whenever they get a fatso the thing basically becomes clogged for the whole day. The energy you need to put in grows exponentially, because blubber is a lot more watery than most other tissues and needs to be literally molten down instead of burned as usual.
>>34782795Conceive of a world before pepe, that's where that dream lived and died lol.
>>34782798>t. mom was a lot lizard
>>34782774FiremanNeet/International metals trade broker
>>34782786>>34782798Damn... You should both fucking die.
>>34782801There are other solutions.
>>34782799What? The best thing to be for this job is a white woman you're taking care of someone who was born in like the 40s and is losing their mind a lot of them are not gonna react well to other colors of person.
>>34782774MaleI wanted to be an astronomer, then a psychologist I became a DIY handyman guy instead
>>34782801That's interesting. Maybe making dog food from fat people is a better alternative.
>>34782807Not necessarily arguing but I'd like to know why you think that.
>>34782810How can you tolerate those nasty half dead freaks? I admit that i'm not a good person, but still.
>>34782774M.>What was your dream job growing upEngineering, computers or generally electrical stuff.>What do you do nowConstruction worker.
>>34782804She probably was>>34782807What a crybaby reaction to a nothing-post
>>34782793Trains are based though, you into old school steam locomotive shit or modern public transit
>>34782818It's basically like taking care of a toddler except they're not cute. It's not hard so much as it's annoying but geez have some patience for people who have no idea what's going on and can't even make themselves lunch.
>>34782816Because>F
>>34782786>>34782791Y'all are doing good work
>>34782827I was hoping the answer would be more interesting :/ lame
>>34782825Its kinda terrifying how getting old basically makes you retarded.
>>34782818>How can you tolerate those nasty half dead freaks? I admit that i'm not a good person, but still.Nta but I can't wait when it's your turn to grow old and enfeebled, I am so happy to know that you're going to grow old.
>>34782831Literally.When she gets real bad she can't read. I don't even know if she realizes there are words there.
>>34782824Modern mostly. I just liked the idea of the logistics. I saw trains and loved them as a 6 year old. I counted the wagons loudly every time too.Looking back on it, it was obviously autism.
>>34782829Eh, most of the time I feel like I'm not making progress with the kids, that literally any other person could do a better work than me and that all I'm achieving is getting burnt out.
>>34782832Good one. This is all old people have.>but you're going to be old tooYeah, that's how they trick you. There's always an asymmetry. Olds won't be young so they don't give a fuck.
>>34782840You taking enough time for yourself? How often do you work? The fact that you have introspection enough to think this way suggests to me that those kids are lucky to have you helping them
>>34782840Nta>literally any other person could do a better work than me and that all I'm achieving is getting burnt outMOST other people wouldn't even consider doing that job so you're doing better than a lot of them.
>>34782842Here's what this meme is referencing. Most of you people probably don't even know this shit.
That's nice but you're going to grow old. If you're already approaching 25, that's about one third of your life already gone if you are a male. And the perception of time gets quicker each year, soon you will be 50 without realising. Only one third of life left after that and you take a dirt nap. Nighty night.
>>34782832Nta but my parents are now in their mid 70s and don't show any signs of being more retarded than usual. Sure a bit dinged up by old age, but nothing major. I think a lot of those people have just spent 40-50+ years in some NPC routine, repeating the same day over and over again until their brains decide they are no longer needed and call it a day. I never see this happen to people who bother to keep it fresh in life.
>>34782850>Most of you people probably don't even know this shit.I was there when it was first posted, fuck off back to Roblox zoomer. You were given technology, free access to any information you wanted and you waste it on crying about being sexless. Can't even get meme formatting right
>>34782851NPC ahh post
>>34782855I don't make memes.
>>34782854Not them. The woman I take care of right now has vascular dementia. It's because she smoked her whole life. My grandfather got it because of genetics, his mom got alzheimers's when she was 35. Count yourself and your parents lucky. It hits people who live rougher lifestyles far more often but it can get anyone.
>>34782846I work Monday to Friday. I try to make time for myself and my hobbies, but unrelated mental issues make it feel a bit pointless sometimes.>>34782847Thank you both for the kind words.
>>34782856>Ahh
>>34782863American culture. We know what it's centered around.
Foids, why are so many of you performative about getting your pussies eaten? It doesn't even seem like most of you enjoy it, you just want to pretend.
How can I manufacture a situation to seduce a coworker moid? We work at a gas station.
>>34782867No wonder they masturbate to pornographic material of their women getting ravaged by a people of a specific skin color. Imagine being an American zoomer male, it's almost as bad as being born a Pajeet
>>34782873>my boob hurts, please touch itThis is advice from a male. So it's very valuable.
>>34782873Don't listen to foids on this, they have lost the art of seduction. All you gotta do to get a man, any man, is just keep pretending to be clumsy. Keep accidentally dropping shit and bend over to pick it up. Do that enough times and you get the guy
>>34782873Cause a fiery explosion and get him to rescue you, it's literally a recurring male fantasy.Other than that, maybe find ways to stay alone with him.
>>34782873>wanna fuck me in the bathroom?
>>34782873>[Man's name], I want to have sex with youThat's it.>BUT MEESA NEED AN INTRIGUING PLOT AND GAME AND CHASEOk then just do whatever the fuckBut always keep "I wanna have sex with you" as a backup plan
>>34782881>>34782883Retards don't know what seduction means. Seduction means you make the guy think it's his idea to do the fucking. You plant temptation in his mind indirectly through covert 'accidental' gestures of sexual provocation, that's how it's done
>>34782883She should actually say something about him filling her gas tank
>>34782873dress sexy and keep "subtly" putting yourself in his view, then get his number and sext
>>34782883>>34782881>>34782876And without acting like a slut?
>>34782889Ask him out
I want to do something but i can't do anything
>>34782889Light chest touching, tricep squeezes, etc.
>>34782868I don't pretend. I get too into riding face, if anything. I've given my bf a bloody nose by pushing his face against me too hard.
>>34782889Go to work without a braAsk for his help for even the most minor and mundane things and shower him with praise every time he does itidk nigga if you're a woman the world is your oyster
>>34782896Lol, how did he take it?
You ever take a look around and realize the amazing diversity of lichen in your own backyard?
Hey men how often does that thing where the dick hole is stuck shut so it splits the piss stream happen to you? Just got piss on my leg because of my labia.
>>34782903Where do you live? I don't think it's that diverse here. Some silly grayish shit and that's it.
>>34782904Every once in a while, it's the infamous double stream.
>>34782900I freaked out, and I think that freaked him out more than the nosebleed.
Do spregs overthink every social interaction when they don't need to?
>>34782904>Just got piss on my leg because of my labia.Most of the time for guys it happens bc of cum crust. Don’t know what’s wrong with your nasty body though.
>>34782904That can also happen when there's a pube right on the dickhole. It isn't an issue in itself as long as both streams are still going in the toilet (or sink).
Why do I keep dating bitches instead of decent women?
>>34782907Cute.
>>34782914Because the supply of bitches is far greater than "decent women" (lol) ?
>>34782914Because you like sex
>>34782873Flirt with him and find an excuse to hang out with him outside of work.
>>34782914Your head is all messed up
>>34782896Thats so unfair. You girls get away with the head grabbing thing all the time , but start facefucking a girl without announcement and you got a situation on your hands
>>34782915It was terrifying in the moment, but we can joke about it in retrospect at least.
>>34782576
State genderFictional character that you relate to the most.
>>34782905I was just outside and saw at least 3 different types within 2 metres of each other. My country has 10% of the known lichen species in the world.
>>34782914cause you're a bitch yourself
>>34782916>(lol)Fair enough, but you get what I meant? Nice women. Women who don't hate me or enjoy mistreating me.>>34782917I thought this was the issue but it happened again after I cut sex out of the equation entirely
>>34782921I wouldn't like it if he did it unannounced, but I let him fuck my face, too. He can't go very hard for my safety, but it's still pretty rough.
>>34782904Most often when its cold and my dick retreats to hibernate.
>>34782927I'm probably not paying attention
Is there anything I can do to make the whites of my eyes appear larger, or just generally make my eyes look bigger? Is it just like a matter of eye makeup or do some people just have bigger eyes?
>>34782926MToo autistic to engage with your question
>>34782919It's so much less messed up than it used to be but I guess so. I really thought I wasn't going to have the same bad experience again this time and am bummed atm
>>34782930>He can't go very hard for my safetyWhat do you mean by that, how would it endanger your safety? I've never done it without at least clearing whether shes into it generally beforehand, but I think it would be kinda hot. But probably not athing IRL unless you're willing to take the risk of having an extremely pissed off woman who is in fact not into it on your hands lol
>>34782935>or do some people just have bigger eyesYes, of course. Big eyes is what children have. So an adult with big eyes is going to be trusting, friendly, a bit naive. Small eyes is cynical, untrusting.
>>34782938What happened? You were trying to date and the woman was crazy again?
>>34782926M, as a kid it was Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle. As an adult, maybe Guts from Berserk? Especially later in the manga
>>34782937Aren't there any autistic characters that make you say "real" or "he just like me"?
>>34782939He's big, and I get nauseous quick if my head gets rattled. So usually when he's doing it I'm stabilizing myself and he's just setting the pace and depth rather than holding my head and fucking my mouth. Does that make sense?
>>34782945Dude, they're not exactly like me so no
>>34782926MSuperman.
>>34782943Not crazy just shitty. Dishonest and inconsiderateI don't really wanna whine about it at length anymore though
>>34782929>Women who don't hate me or enjoy mistreating meThat's all women.Don't take it personally, they do it to every man. It's how they get their dopamine.
>>34782952You’ll have to pick your poison. The more considerate, the needier.
>>34782774F>What was your dream job growing up? I didn't really care what it was, I just wanted wealth and adulation.>What do you do now, if anything?I'm an actuary. Good money, but far from being the icon I always dreamt of. >>34782868>why are so many of you performative about getting your pussies eaten?It's incredible when done right. When done wrong, I assume it's the same as a woman treating your dick like a Bop-It.>>34782926>Fictional character that you relate to the most.That's far too personal of a question. Maybe Raven?
>>34782576State gender. What's your type?
>>34782926MI feel like I should clarify that I was much more like this guy when I was a kid and am much less of a cynical, depressed asshole now.
>>34782957This specific catgirl
>>34782957MSadly I think it's really hot when a girl doesn't give a shit about me
>>34782947Sure, makes sense.Thanks for the explanation
>>34782956Oh shit my brothers an actuary too, how far along are you? I don't understand it all that well but he tells me he's got a shit ton of licenses and tests he needs to finish before he can fully settle in
>>34782957FDorky office worker
>>34782957MI guess more quiet or nerdy girls. I feel like our lifestyles would mesh well together, and I'd find it a bit more believable that she could feel some affinity towards me.
>>34782953I don't believe that, but I do finally understand why so many men do. I haven't had many experiences in the 13-ish years I've spent dating that would really suggest otherwise.>>34782955I'd gladly take considerate and needy.
>>34782957F. Pic rel.
>>34782957MNeed her to take care of me. Nurturing type, but i'm the baby.
>>34782957M, on the shorter side, nice lips, pale skin, nice neck, flirty, submissive in bed
>>34782957MSoftspoken creative women who want me to spoil them.
>>34782968>all the evidence points toward X>i believe Y instead
>>34782966>>34782969End your lives.
>>34782966>>34782969Moid hands
>>34782977>>34782978No.
>>34782977Dude, do you really spend the whole day here, waiting for a woman to answer any question and post the same uninspired shit over and over?
>>34782978One of those is JH hands
>>34782906Ok so similar thank you for the confirmation. >>34782912I make my own crust, discharge. >>34782913This is new information, thank you.>>34782932This is also new, interesting. Thanks.
>>34782979post em
MenYour girlfriend tells you that she will only have sex with you on the condition that she gets to roleplay as your daughter during sex Do you accept that?
>>34782926>Fictional character you relate to the mostMaleThis dude from Samurai Champloo
>>34782981Yes.>>34782984No.
>>34782976Not all the evidence. I know several men in happy relationships and get along just fine myself with their wives and girlfriends.I've just had shit luck and/or been a terrible judge of character up to this point.
>>34782957FHeavy browed, big nosed, sad eyed men with cute smiles and musical talent who like to play dumb but are actually pretty introspective and intelligent they're just slow and a little unobservant.
>>34782978One of JH's more prominent kinks os her desire to be double teams by Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers at the same time
>>34782992Fuck, I'm missing the musical talent.
>>34782991Your girl ever treat you like shit in front of your friends?
>>34782992Very specific, have you found someone like this before?
>>34782987No. We're already incompatible outside of the incestuous ageplay fetish since I'm not having sex again until I'm married.
>>34782994She described a 4channer
>>34782957MFemale
>>34782987Only on the condition that she goes to a therapist or something.
>>34782996Worse I found 2 so now I think it could happen again but I'm probably delusional
>>34782995She didn't get the chance to, no. I've had that happen to me before though and I practically couldn't believe what I was seeing or hearingI have no idea what possesses people to treat the people they date like that
>>34782987Initially i might, but if it's off putting then it will be a big problem later
>>34782980You got a problem with that?>>34782992Oh, yeah. Kill yourself.
I hate you, Femanon!*spray paints a penis on your car windshield*
Taking a fat upper decker in femanon's toilet
>>34782977Bitch boy
>>34783007>You got a problem with that?Lol, you're the one with a problem. It's just sad. They live rent free in your head and you don't even get anything out of it, just staring angrily at a screen.
>>34783009Spray the body not the windshield. I can just scrape it off.
>>34782992Stop conceptualizing me.
>>34782978Nope. I’ve said it before too. I find stable normie people very attractive, shouldn’t be a hot take
>>34783012>it's ok when all women do itI don't believe in "turning the other cheek", so fuck off.
>>34783013*draws boobs on your car door in crayon*
>>34783006You really can't figure out if it's off-putting?
>>34782957Male
Both genders, do you think you'd have a shot at the Racism Olympics?
>>34782957Male>What's your typeNerd/Femautist girl, the real kind not the fake quirky gamer girl kind. The high-functioning, over achieving, perfectionistic, extremely literate (reads lots of books), knowledgeable, cultured, kind.Comes off as cold, aloof, overly-analytical, sometimes even blunt or insensitive on the outside, maybe even anxious or depressive, but underneath is the heart of a hyper feminine woman who is extremely caring, kind, gentle, loving, playful, emotional, hyper-empathetic, loyal, and extremely well-intentioned
>>34783020No. I've never had sex, i don't have that fetish, but i am somewhat open minded.
>>34783023MNah, I'm small time. My heart isn't in itI'm almost certain an East Asian country would take home the most gold medals at the Racism Olympics
>>34783019Imagine if they came up with some new material that made it make sense to put big squishy impact absorbing pads on the front of cars. There would 100% be car boobs, someone would do it.
>get rejected after a few dates>remove her on social media>she gets upset about itWomen, why are you like this?
>>34783023I'm not balkan so no
>>34783025>i am somewhat open minded.Nta, not about this scenario, but you really don’t want to go down the road of being open-minded
>>34783030They want an army of orbiters and backups. That's how they feel power, by subjugating men and keeping them on standby for serial dating.
How does the last woman I dated always instantly become aware of when I've started dating someone else and try to reach out to me?
>>34783027They're racist against their own cocks
>>34782772You can just be burried without embalming or being put in a box.
>>34783030Chicks have notoriously fragile egos. Wanna see a girl get frustrated? Just say “okay” when she breaks up with you.
>>34783030Rejecting someone sucks so she feels bad, you're not allowing her to placate herself by saying "it couldn't have been that bad if he still wants to talk to me".Or she wants your attention but not your dick.
>>34783037What a statement. lol
I got banned of /int/ for being racist. At least it was only /int/.
>>34783043Theoretically it should be the racism free for all board
>>34783039I did that too when she said she wasn't feeling it. Did I accidentally destroy her?
>>34783044I really don't think the thread was off topic or racist. I was just asking why the Japanese have so much pedo shit in their culture, that feels like a relevant cultural question.
>>34782868It's not preformative when most of you are literally bad at it. Then we'd rather not even bother to ask you to do it if you're just going to be ass and not listen.
WomenWhy does it always have to be men who have to try to make amends or bring up the difficult conversations? There’s this though that men are bad at communicating feelings and thoughts and stuff but in my experience women are just absolute dogshit at communicating like mature adults. Why is that?>silent treatment>first to escalate >accusing me of having hidden intentions>misunderstanding words that I mean literallyThis isn’t just one or two relationships. This is like all women I’ve ever known including family. And other men I know say similar things.
>>34782969It's because your room was dark when it happened?
>>34783050Great question anon. I would love an answer to this as well.I've had the same experiences with a lot of women I've met. Most of them.
>>34783050NAGI'd say it's a mix of insecurity and taking things personal. But I'd like to hear what women think about it.
Because women are social animals. Being extremely social doesn't equal being nice. Women generally aren't nice.
>>34783050>silent treatmentJust think of a lil girl folding her arms and pouting, same thing>first to escalate Think of lil girl throwing her doll on the ground and stomping her feet, same thing>accusing me of having hidden intentionsthink of a lil girl bubbling "you would rather play with the other girl!", same thing >misunderstanding words I mean literallyimagine a little girl plugging her ears and going 'la la la laaa'Welcome to women my nigga. Ya can't live with em! Ya can't live without em am I right fellas? Hahaha I'm sleeping on the couch.. TONIGHT!!!
>>34783039>Just say “okay” when she breaks up with you.Legit the best response to anything like that. From breaking up to "lets just be friends". Its always the best response. I don't know why gus don't do it more. LIke what else would you want to say once a woman blows you off? Its over anyways, time to go for the next one.
>>34783050>all women I’ve ever known including familyYou're subsonsciously looking for women who are like the women in your family, because you assume such childish behaviour is normal. In the future, classify those women as being shit and move on instead of playing their game. You will attract more mature women.
women aren't interested in dating you because you're ugly>you're subsonsciously looking for women whom you are invisible to because you assume that women don't absolutely love and desire ugly men
Homosexuality is a form of illness.And I am so, so sick.I prey that I get healed from my demons.
Women aren't interested in dating me because I rarely leave my house to do anything but go to work, take walks, shop and hang out with my family
>>34783065Wasn't there a study that just came out that said Male Loneliness Epidemic is because dudes lack emotional maturity?
Does anyone else have deep dark secrets that they hide from their partners because it could ruin your life if it ever got out? I am literally living a lie and wearing a mask. I can’t handle not being truthful. I want to come clean so bad but if it ever left the two of us it would ruin my life permanently. And there is a very high likelihood they would stop loving me, maybe even hate me if they knew.
>so there's this girlI hate being such an NPC
>>34782935The horse is the white of the eye
>>34783074What's the secret? If you don't tell, your post is boring and useless.
>>34783073>Male Loneliness EpidemicFoid hands
>>34783075It's cool bro. I have a one who got awayLife is gay and trite and we all have similarly human problems
>>34783074What's your deep dark secret, did you rape a dog while you were volunteering at an animal shelter or something?
>>34783076DRINK FULLAND DESCEND
I saw Spider Man
I usually don't like reality show slop, but these Asians sure are funny.https://youtu.be/6-5EiTpSbmk
>>34783074Yeah, why don't you say it? Maybe with some actual info, we could advise you. If not, at least give us some details about its nature and how bad it is.
>>34783084Did you get his autograph
>>34783084Anon, you're not in a hospital bed, aren't you?
>>34783091oh fuck lol
>>34783073>Male Loneliness Epidemic is because dudes lack emotional maturitycan WORD this post!
>>34783077>>34783081>>34783086I’m a legit pedo. I’m not only attracted to kids, I’m equally attracted to people of all ages. Never did any thing to hurt anyone though. I love who I am with and am very attracted to them but I can’t handle the guilt and always wanted to tell someone.
>women say>women reportAnd just like that it's worth less than larvae in cow shit
>>34783098https://youtu.be/gzHfPN2SC1I
>>34783095>>34783073>reatrds don't even have friendsI don't get it. I've known guys who were qcquiantances of mine, and the second they find a gf they're "poof" gone. I couldn't imagien having a life that only consists of hanging out with a girl and having no one else to really talk to. Sounds horrible.
>>34783098Were you sexually abused as a kid or have you always been like this? I'd say so long as you keep your contact with children to a minimum and never offend in any capacity that you could take this to the grave with a clear conscience.
>>34783105(Cute girls are more fun to hang out with than men are)
>>34783105The woman usually has something to do with that.You know how cults try to isolate you from friends and family? Same tactics.
>>34783105Men usually aren't so socially privileged as women to be befriended by everyone. Some guys are social, but nowhere near close to the apex predators of the social world: women.
>>34783098I figured it was something like this. If you haven't hurt anyone, I think that's already quite good, but that also means that you haven't actually done anything bad. If all you want is to tell someone, I think you should probably find a therapist. If you really want your partner too know, I think you should have patience and prepare the ground a lot.
>>34783073Nta>Wasn't there a study that just came out that said Male Loneliness Epidemic is because dudes lack emotional maturity?I hope that study came out, because it's true. It something every man understands not just the women, our parents knew it and our grandparents and their grandparents. Women develop emotional maturity much quicker than us men. Ours gets to peak growth by 30 - 32. They've already got to that level by 18 - 25. GENERALLY, there's many exceptions to this pattern, but on the whole it's not exactly a secret.This isn't me pulling some nonsense this is observable differences between the sexes. But to blame males for this loneliness epidemic is bullshit. Because what is also true is social media putting female hypergamy on turbo-drive. Hypergamy put very simply is "I'll have what she's having". Young girls are extremely likelier to be impatient and vain today, and they don't want to wait for their males to get to the juicy emotional maturity parts. They want him right now. Because social media conditioned them into instant gratification, and on top of that all the big girls with the good lives got a 30-something year old hubby and made videos recording him doing thoughtful stuff for her and she wants that,So, your average younger girl would rather just twiddle her thumbs waiting for either Mr Perfect her own age to show up, or she goes knocking at the older dude's door.
>>34783119Foid hands.
>>34783098You need therapy with an incredibly skilled professional to overcome these thoughts.
>>34782965>how far along are you?I've already passed all of my exams. I only failed one, but all in all, it took me like four years. I didn't actually start taking them until I had already started my internship. Right now I'm a senior actuary. >>34783023>do you think you'd have a shot at the Racism Olympics?Yes, I went off on a 15 minute rant about all of the things I hate about each Latin American country one time.>>34783084>I saw Spider ManDid you get pictures, Parker?
>>34783123>shadman
>>34783101i'm willing to bet that study's methodology was probably>entirely self-reported survey>men were fair and said both men and women were to blame>women can't accept shared blame and said it's all men's fault>conclusion: most people believe men are to blame because that's how people voted
>>34783120>Foid hands Read the second segment, I made a solid defense for the young men. Stop proving what I just wrote lmao i am not a foid.
>>34783125Pretty much. Anything from Jew research is massively biased to make women look better.>"uhhhh guys come onnnnn women actually like men see pew research said so!"And then the UK report comes out and proves women do in fact hate men.
>>34783085his hair is bothering me
>>34783119>Ours gets to peak growth by 30 - 32.>They've already got to that level by 18 - 25.I fucking wish lmfao. Most men and women I meet are mentally 16 years old regardless of their actual ages.
>>34783098>I’m a legit pedo. I’m not only attracted to kids, I’m equally attracted to people of all ages. Never did any thing to hurt anyone though. I love who I am with and am very attracted to them but I can’t handle the guilt and always wanted to tell someone.You have a fetish for an archetype of children, an actual pedophile doesn't care about the morality and they enact it. You are most likely someone being hounded by a disruption of your sex drive brought on by specific trauma. Don't despair or hate yourself dude. You can find the help and you won't get arrested or put on some list or sex offenders, you've made no offenses. I wish you the best
I don't think there are any women in this thread right now.
>>34783134maybe the pedo is a woman
What's the most shit music you like? For me it's either stuff like this:https://youtu.be/oBEMbWdmy50Or Pitbull.
>>34783143i can't show you my power level, it would make you confused
>>34783143Late 90s, early 00s boy bands
>>34783124Would you prefer a less offensive artist?>>34783134>I don't think there are any women in this thread right nowI'm here but I'm gay.
>>34783134hi
>>34783084Me too, didn't care for it.
>>34783150Are you the gay chick that's always posting that one chick from Avatar The Last Airbender?
>>34783123>each Latin American country one time.Are they even that different?I mean sure some are more open/friendly/civilized than others.
I'm so fucking sick of hearing about the Jews, especially since it became a semi normie thing to talk about.
>>34783127>Fellow men women are just so much better than us in every way!
>>34783098I am too Anon, I've made peace with it. Hearing about how bad child abuse messes up people for their whole life, I don't want to put someone through that just for my own selfish thrill. There's a line that must never, ever be crossed. To compensate I look at loli hentai, and its gotten to the point where real kids aren't as appealing as anime girls. I understand the taboo and the power are what turns me on, and that's something I have to experience in my head or simulated, not in real life.
State gender and ageWhat's your current salary? And how satisfied are you?26 M making $24K currently, which is embarrassing, but I got a shot at a job making over 50K soon
>>34783156The past year has reduced my conspiracy mindset from "the Jews rule the world" to just "the Jews rule America" and then reduced even further to simply "the Jews rule the orange man".
>>3478316628F60K. I'm satisfied.
>>3478316629 MCurrently about 2-3 times what the /adv/ janny makes
>>34783123How much you make if you don't mind me asking? And as a follow up to put that number in perspective, do you live in a high cost of living city?
>>34782585Going to have another meltdown if they do?
>>34783169Live forever.
>>34783157Never said that. The reason why our emotional maturity takes slower to cook is because our brain is prioritizing things like:>Spatial reasoning >Mental rotation >Abstract thinking>Problem solving>Bodily reflexes >Mechanical reasoning>Systemic thinking>Visuospatial targeting abilitiesBasically our brains prioritize the things necessary for hard labour, physical tasks, hunting, managing and leading multitudes of people, and building and construction.Women develop things in a different order, but chief among them is emotional maturation, relational logic to people, verbal communication. Which is to prime them for their socially cohesive evolutionary responsibilities and also motherhood. Unfortunately relationships are an emotional domain so women tend to trounce the man emotionally 1 on 1. But that evens out once the man's brain begins refining those by itself during male emotional maturity phases.What I'm saying is the young girls are pissed off that boys are being boys and they're growing more collectively impatient with young men in their own generation. Normally this wasn't an issue in prior generations but it is now thanks to social media magnifying this into oblivion (which is why Gen Z is getting fucking cooked)
If I had >her with me, I would do less stupid shit.
>>34783169Celebrate yourself
>>34783073It's just female therapist bullshit
>>34783173>>34783179>>34783184genuinely don't understand what spurred these reactions wtf
>>34783166fI Now make Close to 100k in Earnings.i'm Largely satisfied.
>>34783166M, 27, I'll clear 200k gross this year, it'll be my first full year of working at my current job. It's good but I want to find a way to start multiplying my money on the side besides just investing. Maybe look into a side business or some shit with friends, dunno yet. I'll see how far it really goes once we have kids hopefully in the next couple years
I want to love women, but sometimes a woman just says some dumb shit and it pushes me over into hating them.I'm like that with a lot of things, it's easy to push me over into hating people.
Femanons, why don't you accept my love?
>>34783166F mid 30s. Only about 30k. Not very but it's whatever.
>>34783190Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
>>34783200Faces look ugly when you're alone
>>347831902 and 3 are obviously reactions to 1.
i'm listening to drum and bass today. wbu
Fucking kino.https://youtu.be/vGJTaP6anOU
>>34783208Just watching the wire, was listening to this on repeat earlier:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeJ66lAf8s0
>>34783205Lmao, gotcha :D
>>34783209this song makes me stare at a wall with a contemplative and worried expression. what a classic.
>>34783208>drum and bassIs that your favorite genre of music?
Plap
>>34783193Why are you on 4chan if you're so rich and successful?
>>34783210:)>>34783214probably not, but i like it.
>>34783182Yeah I'm sure it ahs nothing to do with everyone having to wage 50+ hours to survive, the Me Too scare making sexual activity fruaght with danger as during puritan times, and the total corporate takeover, enshittifcation and hyperinflation of third spaces.No sir, its dem wommenz.Americans have been dividing&conquering their own society for decades by this point, now even affecting the relationships between men and women.
>>34783217i'm still sore after what chad did to me yesterday lol
You want to know why I know that women are incapable of love? Because they looked at me, and not one of them fell in love with me.
>>34783219>loser thinks only losers are on 4chan
Korra you'd say you'd shit up the thread lessCan you fucking latinxs do anything right?
>>34783224Several fell in love with me, but I'm not a pajeet
>>34783219I don't think I'm particularly successful since I live in a very high cost of living city, nor am I rich. I don't come from money and I've only been properly working my actual job for a bit over a year total. And I've been using this site on n off since I was 13
>>34783223Gay
My back hurts.
>>34783221You listening to any specific artist or track? I've been curious about drum n bass so I could use some recs
>>34783230What do you do?
>>34783234I'll carry your boobs for you
>>34783233The thing you're replying to wasn't me. See >>34783230>>34783236Healthcare
>>34783239Are you a doctor?
>>34783154>Are you the gay chick that's always posting that one chick from Avatar The Last Airbender?What? No! That's unthinkable! I'm always posting the chick from The Legend of Korra.>>34783155>Are they even that different?Yes, very. It's a complex web of history and geopolitics.>>34783166F29>What's your current salary? My base salary is almost $200k, though I get a pretty big bonus and other forms of compensation.>And how satisfied are you?Very. It could always be more, but compared to the amount of free time I get and working conditions, I couldn't really hope for better.>>34783175>How much you make if you don't mind me asking?Last year my total was $262k, and that's on top of other benefits.>do you live in a high cost of living city?It's right at the national average, but it's more the fact that the firm I work for works for a lot of big companies.
>>34783166FNeet :(
>>34783242Nah, doctors where I'm at make even more
>>34783243>Yes, very. It's a complex web of history and geopolitics.Wow, thanks for not saying anything of substance at all, as usual, avatarfag.
>>34783228>Korra you'd say you'd shit up the thread lessI had plans this weekend, but they were foiled by PMS. I've got a concert tomorrow, so I promise I'll fuck off for a while then.>Can you fucking latinxs do anything right?We steal your jobs, so what does that say about you?>>34783245>Kill yourself.Kill me yourself, coward.
>>34783246Love yourself.
>>34783222>Yeah I'm sure it ahs nothing to do with everyone having to wage 50+ hours to surviveThat's also a large outside pressure yes, by outside I mean 'outside of relationship'.The #MeToo shit was again social media taking what is usually a good aspect of female social-relational policing (gossiping about who the danger is in a tribe) but when filtered through the internet creates total mayhem. So much mayhem it made younger girls not want to live with a man much less marry him (only 4% of Gen Z women were able to get married before 25).And it made the Gen Z men too afraid to even approach or pursue a substantial relationship with girls for fear of false accusations or emotional whiplash from women (which he saw online and believes will happen to him. Over a third of gen Z men remain single). I'm not blaming the women specifically or the men specifically, truth is both fucked it up. The men fucked things up in different ways but when it comes to the "PR" of romance and sex and love and relationships, which is broadly speaking a woman's relational focus, yeah it turns out when you put that into the social media microphone it has a tendency to fucking ruin relationship dynamics across an entire generation. The young men today more or less got the message "You're scary, creepy, you could potentially be problematic, you shouldn't get love, if you try to get it you're weird, I would rather be alone in a forest with a bear than with you."And if they collectively despair over feeling alone or hurt? He's a pussy apparently, a retard, a misogynist, a gooner, an incel.I'm a older guy who got success with women but for fuck sake let's not pretend they young men didn't get fucked over thanks to the steamroller that is female social olympics, because they did.
>>34783250>>34783246On second thought, no. Die.
>>34783250Not until I stop neeting!
Everyone in this thread is either upper middle class or a neet. No one is an average wagie
>>34783223Describe it in detail
>>34783249>imagine moshing with korraHot
>>34783258I used my autism for good and I got rewarded handsomely for it.
>>34783258How do you think the middle class earn their living?
I just want to believe that someone could look at me with love or desire, man...
>>34783256So, never?Do you at least have any plans to become a neetfu to a bf or gf?
>>34783258Autism does that.Entjeet and Gary are wagies though
>>34783208>>34783235I listened to some earlier too waowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTrD4P2Hp54Also listened to some proghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zE-2H_VJvM
>>34783074No. I paint myself with every color no matter how ugly it is by itself.
>>34783235https://youtu.be/-MD7RfEXWSIhttps://youtu.be/XLGJqxH4vUQhttps://youtu.be/LDRNYUucKvA
>>34783269Hopefully both!
>>34782987Nah.
>>34783252>I'm a older guy who got success with womenIt’s funny to me that today’s rebel is yesteryear’s average joe. Today, to actually approach women with the intent for sex seems to be bucking accepted social norms, kek.
>>34782987Absolutely not.
>>34783276Are you up for the task to be with a woman and man at the same time?
>>34783273woo!
moids should post body parts
>>34783286No hand and wrist veins for you
>>34783243>I'm always posting the chick from The Legend of Korra.Isn't it the same universe or something?
>>34783281Of course. Harems are natural, we evolved with them in mind!
>>34783291>weHuh, so one of your partners would be the harem meister... or would that be you?
>>34783286And you should earn it.
>>34783292>meisterThe bf would be Fuhrer of the throuple
I miss her so goddamn much
>>34783286Femcoomers weren't a thing here a few years ago
>>34783249At least keep your name on, beaner
>>34783300You don't even know ze Umlauts??I will have to punish you for not typing ze superior ÄÖÜ!
I bet you didn't know you could invert a penis.
How is a single person supposed to feel like he's enough when he's objectively missing out?
how would you rate her?
>>34783279>It’s funny to me that today’s rebel is yesteryear’s average joe. Today, to actually approach women with the intent for sex seems to be bucking accepted social norms, kek.It's thanks to low trust society I suppose. Sooner or later people will eventually figure out that women largely were the ones to sound the excessive social alarms that made things so low trust to begin with. Not that they did that for malice, a reaction to the basic fact that many cultures received enrichment, and on top of that online discourse went down the shitter. Young men online don't help themselves by spitting black pill, just makes the women collectively double down on the alarmism. Here's what I wonder though, 42% of Gen Z women are projected to remain unmarried until death. Whether they get hookups in between or """partners""" who knows, but I wonder if they're aware what growing old alone and dying alone entails. It means when she's old and grey the minute she falls and breaks a hip, there's going to be just an empty home with no hubby or kids to help her. If some women are aware, what do they plan to do about it?
>>34783312>missing outOn what?
Men would you bang a furry chick, women would you bang a furry dude?
>>34783313She's hot, just not my type.
>>34783313She is getting chubby
>>34783315I think that generation’s lower alcohol consumption will go away after they all hit menopause.
>>34783252>#MeToo shit was again social mediaLast I checked it was pushed hard by both legacy media and insitutions. Like americans apparently now have "classes" where its drummed into them taht even talking to a girl is rape.>gossiping about who the danger is in a tribeThe majority of humans have not lived in tribes for at least 5000 years. >Over a third of gen Z men remain singleTheres this weird idea again that this somehow means they don't have sex or female companionship. >truth is both fucked it upWho fucked up is an establishment that thought intentionally attacking gender relations in order to steer people away from real problems was a good idea. And of course american puritans smelling an opportunity to peddle their bullshit with a new coat of paint, as usual.>that is female social olympicsI'd rather see it as social engineers fucking around with dynamics they don't understand nearly as well as they think they do, though in general I don't disagree with you.
>>34783309That's how trannies get fake pussies
>>34783313Maybe a 7 or 8
>>34783326Yeah, it a quote from a Mister Metokur video "how the sausage is made". It had actual videos of the procedure in it and he said that at one point. I mostly listed to the video, I legit couldn't watch it.
>>347833136/10She's too skinny for me mostly
>>34783319M yes
>>34783317Love, sex, intimacy, relationships...
I went to bed at 6pm yesterday and woke up at 4am today. I'm all fucked up becasue it's 6:20 now and I ususally go to bed at like 6:30 am like a crazy person.
>>34783313she is too fat
>>34783336Generally overrated. Ultimately it’s more a matter of being bored or not.
>>34783313Why do foids do this?
>>34783325>Last I checked it was pushed hard by both legacy media and insitutions. Like americans apparently now have "classes" where its drummed into them taht even talking to a girl is rape.It's that too yeah, don't forget who pushes that though, typically female special interest groups aimed at keeping their in-group 'safe'. Usually it's from ugly or unlovable women, feminist types you know.>The majority of humans have not lived in tribes for at least 5000 yearsBut our skills remain, developed over half a millennia. And we still use them just in different modalities. >Theres this weird idea again that this somehow means they don't have sex or female companionshipThey do, two thirds of them do. So still a majority of them but the fact 1 third of them don't is unprecedented. No generation that came before has seen those numbers before.>And of course american puritans smelling an opportunity to peddle their bullshit with a new coat of paint, as usual.Which trickles down to the rest of the world, since like it or not, America remains as the cultural leader of the western world. The rest of the world laps up its media. Consider how you could be in Hong Kong yet your own locals are discussing American elections, it's fucking insane. >I'd rather see it as social engineers fucking around with dynamics they don't understand nearly as well as they think they doYeah, the black mirror is spooky like that. Will they find out it's cursed? Stay tuned for the next episode of incel ball z...
>>34783286Were you the same one asking for me holding something yesterday?
>>34783341https://youtu.be/51rPRjZwAc8
>>34783343I wish I could think that. Since I've never experienced it, I feel like I'm missing out an important part of life.
>>34783357Blond hair my ass
>>34783357Huh, your hand looks just like mine but with shorter nails and less hair.
I remember on Bitchute there used to be a guy called the pee pee monster, and it was just a bunch of videos of him in public restrooms pissing all over the entire room.
>>34783366kek copy the photo and post it>>34783364Who said anything about blond?
>>34783371You look like the guy sending shower pics
Will I get banned if I post my batwing on here?
>>34783374Nah most you get from me is hands
>>34783377Yes, 4chan servers are based in Saudi Arabia, where homosexuality is a crime and banworthy offense.
Women how long do you expect your partner to last in bed?
womenif you dated a guy from latin america, which country would you prefer it to be from?
Why did women sneak into my house and kill my PS2's laser while I was asleep
>>34783392Because you gave it more attention
Why do women never make the first move?
>>34783396Now that is BS. I didn't play video games for like three months this year and paid a lot of attention to a girl
>>3478338710-15. we don’t need an hour of foreplay and a 4 hour long director’s cut of the sex having. If it’s good keep it short, let’s do it again soon.
>>34783391I guess Cuba or Venezuela since people from those countries tend to hate communism and tankies.
>>34783397the girl I'm talking to made the first move, my ex's also made the first move now that I think abuot it
State genderMoral absolutists are insufferable. Agree or disagree?
>>34783399Too bad bro you were supposed to only do 3 weeks, you committed the big sin and now your PS2 has been KILLED
>>34783355>typically female special interest groups aimed at keeping their in-group 'safe'. Usually it's from ugly or unlovable women, feminist types you know.I don't think that any of that applies to the C-suite boardroms that this was decided in, no. >So still a majority of them but the fact 1 third of them don't is unprecedentedI think you're not getting it. A mean formally being single does not mean he has no sex or female companionship. >No generation that came before has seen those numbers before.No generation before had any statistics for this. >Which trickles down to the rest of the world, since like it or not, America remains as the cultural leader of the western worldWhich is by now limited to Europe. Aaaaand...thats it. And the "trickling down" slowed down under Bidne already and has pretty much stopped ever since you elected that orange doofus and formally revealed yourselves to be the utter retards you always were.Like tghe incel phenomenon is mostly limited to the US, most guys here do just fine because our social fabric is still somewhat intact and third spaces to meet abound. Also our schools don't run formal classes on not talking to girls either.There are some effects, but its all very muted compared to the screeching insanity going on over there.
I'm white, not overweight, not balding, 6ft tall, and have a 7in penis.I will now be accepting girlfriend applications.
>>34783403>Complains about absolutism>Makes an absolutist statement "X are Y">Binary dichotomy "agree or disagree"Thinking really isn't your strong suit huh
>>34783403>Moral absolutistsDefine that.
>>34783405Pain :( It still reads DVDs but can't read CDs.The CMOS battery also died on the same day, so it thinks it's either January 1st, 2000 or December 31st 2099. It has dementia
>>34783408I'm just throwing out a question for discussion. Also there's a difference between finding people annoying (insufferable) and finding people morally reprehensible. I seem to have touched a nerve with you, huh?>>34783410People who think that morality is completely, 100% objective and it's not up for debate.
>>34783415>People who think that morality is completely, 100% objective and it's not up for debate.Depends, I feel like there are some things that are rather objective and some that are situational. So it just depends on how far they take it. I like balance.
>>34783412Why would you need it to read cds?
>>34783313An actually serious answer; She is incredibly hot and pretty.But the buccal fat removal she probably got done like one or two years ago is quite sad.
Femanons, how's your ass?
>>34783419Some of its games were printed on CDs. If you ever saw a game that had a blue back instead of a silver one, that was a CDI wanted to play some Ridge Racer V but can't womp womp
>>34783320can i ask what's your type
>>34783402Based pretty boy
>>34783420ok yes i totally agree. i hate that people do that.
>>34783397They will if you they are attracted enough to you.Also that’s partly what dating apps are for.
Women do you think all men are pedophiles
>>34783432Are you the OP and femanon?
>>34783436No. Is this a bait question?
>>34783434Holy shit, stop fucking spamming that worthless image.
>>34783434Don't remind me of my time using a dating app. That fucking sucked. I got fucking nothing, no responses to my likes, no likes no messages, nothing.
tfw not attractive enough for women to make the first movie on me
>>34783286It's never worth it.
>>34783445first movie?? what should we watch >>34783436stop posting bait........
>>34783441>>34783448There was some article or video recently that was saying that the features men associate with beauty are just childlike features or something. I think that might be what he's referring to.
will i ever find love and happiness?
>>34783419How do YOU listen to YOUR music collection, a fucking iPood? Loser...
>>34783442I don’t think I will
>>34783450oh. well he's asking it in a dumb ragebait way
>>34783445I’m too attractive for women to make the first move on me, since they fear being rejected so much more
>>34782786Would you be a maid for a non disabled person?
>>34783452Better not tell you now
>>34783454You must hate this thread immensly for being such a worthless piece of shit.
My stomach is rolling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrxEUU7kZSk
>>34783465?
I hate women because they will never love me
would it be silly if i wore glasses with fake lenses just for fashion
>>34783472Yes, would be very cringe
>>34783475but nobody would notice right
>>34783472https://youtu.be/gJ9mxF7gY8E
>>34782576Women, a normie female coworker told me the other day that glasses and a hat are like make up for men. I asked if she just made that shit up and she said this is a known thing among women. Can you confirm or deny?
>>34783475No more cringe than using filters
>>34783480i'm not a normie so i would have to disagree. some men also don't look good in any hats, but i'm very picky with that. head shape really is the big deciding factor here and some men should not wear glasses or a hat if they can avoid it. i don't think it's 'make up for men' that just feels wrong.
>>34783484Filters are also cringe >>34783477Can't keep the lie up forever
>>34783472Nah, glasses are basically practical jewelry.I support your right to wear fake lenses because sometimes it makes you prettier
>>34783480Sort of? It's 40+ men's attempt at making themselves look better but I wouldn't say it's a direct equivalent. Also beards.
>>34783471MIf you transition I'd give you a chance
>>34783486i could just say it's for far away things or maybe reading glasses, i think i could make it work.
>>34783301Why?
>>34783489BEARDS ARE makeup for men. you're so right>>34783487thanks lul
>>347833877-15 is pretty good>>34783397We do though. >>34783421Only ok. It used to be good. >>34783462Bra stays on freak. I'd work for a housekeeping service that goes to like 4 different houses each day.
>>347834967-15 HOURS?
>>34783401Based
>>347834967-15 BUSINESS DAYS?!!
Why is it that when I rest my sleep schedule to normal I slowly drift back to going to sleep extremely late in the morning and waking up at 7. What's wrong with my brain do I just have to splatter this motherfucker.
If I'm still single at 40 and I haven't killed myself yet I'm gonna start dressing like this.https://youtu.be/G-l5Hn5hUuI
>>34783429I'm an ugly bastard thoughbeit :c
>>34783485What about glasses? I have no choice lol, wearing a pair since I was 5. But people tell me I do have a "glasses face".
>>34783496What happened to your booty?
>>34783506I have the same issue. I wish days were 26 hours long, that would solve my sleep issues.
>>34783491There’s no need to lie. If you’re ever asked, just act like it’s the most normal thing in the world. “I like how they look.”
>>34783489>It's 40+ men's attempt at making themselves look better Coworker is 35 so you might be on to something. She was trying to make the point that the way a guy might say "oh you look so different" when he sees a woman without makeup for the first time that the same can happen with glasses and hat>>34783493>beardsThing about the beard is you don't take it off until you shave and I haven't shaved my beard in like 8 years
Can I truly call myself a real man if I can't grow facial hair
>>34783510>But people tell me I do have a "glasses face".you're fine then, you probably look good with glasses
>>34783517I can grow facial hair but not a full beard. I could grow one of those shitty Mexican mustaches.
>>34783517Maybe when you start balding you'll be able to? Isn't facial hair heavily influenced by DHT?
>>34783509At least you’re a fetish tag.You’re guaranteed to hit at least some demographic
>>34783512I stopped eating enough and moving as regularly and got older. It could be good again it would require some work though.
Right behind your closed eyes, like a memory from your youth
>>34783528I hope for your success.
Wtf is wrong with my microphone
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rXUb4gdgpbI
>>34783539It has AIDS.
>>34783541Sounds like it
>>34783421Sore. I need to recover before bed because I know I'm getting fucked then, too.
>>34783546Hi, JH
Nvm it's my speaker that's broken
I should use movie lines in smallta- nvm bad idea BAD IDEA
Growing up is realizing that vagueposters are the backbone of atoga
>>34783540I miss old youtube
>>34783557You were literally about to become Abed from Community
>>34783560kek
>>34783547There must be multiple femanons getting fucked tonight.
Men, would u get offended if u noticed a woman staring at ur ass or arms in public?
>>34783567No.
>>34783567What ass? What arms?
>>34783567This spelling offends me.
>>34783566We know its you, don't be coy.
>>34783566But only one gets fucked in the ass
>>34783570what why
men, why did he do it?
>>34783567I'd be a bit self conscious because my ass is weirdly big for a guy.
>>34783567No, I'd be flattered, possibly turned on. kek one time in high school I was riding the bus home holding a bag of fries and a chick sat next to me. She kept glancing at my hands and I thought she was hungry for my fries or some shit, I got all confused. When we got to her stop she turned to me and without even making eye contact said "you have nice hands" and ran off the bus before I could even respond
>>34783578bf material
>>34783571Well duh. But I mean it wasn't a guaranteed guess.>>34783573That can't be true.
>>34783577Can't blame him if a girl was sticking her ass out in front of me is give her a smack too
>>34783582Sure, it could've been someone pretending to be you.>>34783577What a dick.
I’m reading The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy and I’m losing my mind because some chapters are literally the plumbus bit from Rick and Morty. Otherwise it’s pretty okay.State GenderCan you recommend me some science fiction novels that are easy reading? Not in terms of complexity, more in terms of user experience.
Will living in the woods for a year fix my brain?
>>34783579now you MUST show them
>>34783581I'm not actually fat though.
>>34783567If a woman stared at me in general I'd be offended. Or think I have something on me or my clothes.
>>34783578Can I give it a squeeze? Bro to bro
>>34783587>it could've been someone pretending to be youIs that a thing that happens?
>>34783582You're the only one that does it with any regularity
>>34783593not yet
>>34783590https://youtu.be/PK2SMIOHYighttps://youtu.be/WvlaVkWJZjMPick your poison
Is there anything more hilarious than a turbomanlet trying to act cool and confident
>>34783591I've already posted ITT >>34783357, posted in other recent threads too
>>34783588fyou might like snow crash
>>34783602yeah fat women trying to act sexy, lol both are pretty pathetic
>>34783567I once put on old shorts and my mom teased me saying I must be looking for a gf in those :(
>>34783602I think it's funnier when they lose their shit completely like the bagel shop guy.
>>34783590I've never been innawoods for more than a week, but it does help me with depression and OCD.If your symptoms are so severe that you struggle getting out of bed, you might want to pass on it for now.
Is it weird if a parent calls their child "baby"?
>>34783567>tfw i found out that chicks look at bulges the same way dudes look at tits.
>>34783599Once in while isn't very regularly, though.
I’ve been dating my gf for 3 months, it’s been up and down but we truly care about each other. Today she said that I can be difficult to deal with, which hurt my feelings. When I said that, she said that she loves that about me and that I shouldn’t take it as hard as I do, but I don’t know how to not be so emotional. What do I do?
>>34783134I'm back
>>34783605>this book is the reason the metaverse is a recognized word>MC is named Hiro Protagonist I’ll give it a shot, almost entirely because of the MC’s nameThanks for the rec anon
>>34783614Sleep on it and reflect on it. Why did she say it, on what ways are you difficult to deal with?
>>34783567I don't have anything worth looking at desu
Women my armpits have developed a sharp scent
>>34783614Ups and downs after only 3 months?I haven't dated in 10 years, but I remember the first 6 months or so being sunshine and bunnies
>>34783617np!
>>34783617nta but I loved snow crash.
Women, how would you feel if your bf hugged you so hard you couldn't breathe?
>>34783610no if anything it's weird that we call our partners baby
>>34783620Neck smell > ball smell > armpit smell.
>>34783619ur just insecure, everyone has something appealing about them
>>34783387At least 30mins.
>>34783602>>34783608I'm sad the anti manlet thread on gif got archived :(
>>34783624Aroused, if we're in private.
>>34783620take a shower>>34783614what makes you difficult to deal with?
holy kinohttps://youtu.be/qhB6WR01BoE?si=9r0XcOEm4vWuek1d
>>34783627NTA. Our necks smell?
>>34783624*dies*look what you've done you brutish moid.
>>34783629Non stop? How many condoms are they wearing?
>>34783632That’s just shit chicks say when they’re close to their period.
Help me guys. I’m arguing with my girl friend because we’re negotiating for something. Basically we’re Trying to negotiation for something, but when we asked for a quote x the services only said “what’s your budget”. Every company we’ve went to asked that. Now we’re arguing about what we should say. I told her we should just say the max of our budget because then there won’t be any surprises, but she’s arguing that we won’t have any negotiating capabilities. She’s trying to potentially low ball these dudes but I told her they just might walk. We can’t decide on a middle ground.
>>34783618>>34783632She said it because I’m emotionally unstable and not at all good at letting things go. My bad moods linger and I can be pretty bipolar. I’m also a control freak and need to do things my way. My perks are that I have my own apartment and make good money, I’m about to go to school to upgrade and get a better job after as well. I also genuinely care about her and take care of her.>>34783621When we met I was very focused on being single because I’d gotten out of a toxic relationship a few months prior. Other than that beginning we’ve been good
>>34783640I think she's right.
>>34783641oh. yeah those are some actual real problems. it's good that you know what they are but i'm really no expert on this so idk what to say.
>>34783635Yes. This is all assuming post-workout with good hygiene, of course.
>>34783645So it's just a sweat smell?
>>34783641You gotta work on controlling yourself and your emotions little by little. Don't act or speak in moments of rage or extreme emotion. Ask for a break or to sleep on shit before getting into it. Be cognizant of what you're feeling and why. The first step to controlling your emotions is understanding your emotions. Learn to give up some control and to trust in your partner. Even if it leads to betrayal, no point forming a relationship if it's not built on a foundation of trust
>>34782576I had a hot girl do picrel directly at me at an AA meeting I went to for the first time a few weeks ago, so I said hi to her afterwards, but then she just hadn’t been back to any meetings and I don’t think she’s going to come back at all. Why are foids like this?
>>34783646Pretty much. But where the sweat is from matters when it comes to smell.
Why is the sex recession blamed on men?
>>34783649Why are drunks loose? Alcohol lowers inhibition.
>>34783647Personally I think the problem is that when I’m happy, I’m very radiant and uplift others. I don’t rage out anymore but I do get withdrawn and sullen and it’s quite obvious. We talked about it a bit and she said she hates seeing me like that because it breaks her heart. I’m just not sure how to throw off the emotional blanket when it happens. I do trust her but I’m also not sure how to not feel regarding it. It’s better than it was in the past but I still can get in moods over it. I know she genuinely cares, which helps.
>>34783651Most of us would still fuck women if we could
>>34783654NtaYou're not supposed to be drunk at the meetings
>>34783641Do you take lithium?
I fucking love picrel and I want a moid who is like the protagonist
>>34783655So the problem is you get withdrawn when you're sad? I'm confused by what the problem is, are you overreacting to stuff?
>>34783657Right, but she dropped out. So I'm thinking she's not sober.
>>34783651Because women are perfect angels who never do anything wrong ever and nothing is ever their fault
>>34783659Is he a 6'6" billionaire demigod?
>>34783659You want a guy standing in the background?
>>34783659Is he a 6'5 billionaire warlord?
>>34783659A confederate soldier?
>>34783658No>>34783660Yeah I’ll just get really sullen, like I’ll barely respond to her. When she said that, after we went and showered and I didn’t even want to look at her. Didn’t hold her hand or anything like that after when we went out. I feel like I am overreacting but I can’t really help it, that’s the problem. I guess the difference me normally and me upset is so stark that it sucks the energy out of the room, from what I’ve seen.
>>34783659:)
>>34783659A Roman solider? Interesting taste femanon.
sometimes i get sad because i don't have a girlfriend but they i masturbate and all those feelings just pass away
Women how would you feel if your bf constantly left the counter doors open
>>34783667Might want to look into it.
>>34783671>counter doorsdo u mean cabinet doors?
>>34783673No. Kitchen counters
>>34783671instant death by 9mm
>>34783662Fuck off, simp
>>34783674what does that mean, how can the counter be open or even have a door? its a counter
>>34783663>>34783665No>>34783666The story starts after the war. Also he had no problem with Dejah Thoris being Martian so he wouldn't mind me being black>>34783669Go read the book
>>34783675>instant death>9mmO, I am laffin
>>34783676I don’t think you know what you’re responding to
My mom never gave anyone in the house shit about leaving the toilet seat up. Move the lid to the position you want it in when you use it.
>>34783588MI don’t know what you mean by user experience but I’m reading the Firefall series by Peter Watts and enjoying it quite a lot.
When you walk through the garden, you gotta watch your back.
>>34783680A cuck
>>34783678Do you dream of being in a throuple like JH?
>>34783679ok bitch 50 bmg it is
>>34783677Cabinets counters whatever you wanna call them. The shits with the doors that you store stuff inside and the top ones especially.
>>34783686Wife material
people who leave cabinets/counters open are equivalent to people who don't return shopping carts to the store. DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>34783687esl men are so cute lol
>>34783678Ok then describe him
>>34783690My mom does give a shit about that. I get yelled at for leaving cabinets open at least once a week.
How did your Caturday go anons?
>>34783691I'm not ESL
Why do women want throuples when they have 3 holes? Shouldn't they/You want quadrouples?
>average femanon
>>34783694Just been watching TV all day, all I've eaten today is pizza leftovers. How was yours?
What book should I read if I’m a fucking retard
>>34783694good. hows your day?
>>34783671I’m hiding in them. Please don’t shut them.
If shampoo smells good and tastes bad then how do we know poop doesn't taste good?
>>34783635ntaNecks are potent carries of scentThis also applies to women
>>34783699A princess of Mars
>>34783696It's not about the number of dicks, it's about there being multiple pairs of hands grabbing at you to go along with at least one dick involved.
>>34783699Maybe YA novels?
>>34783701Are you a cat
>>34783697>spending moneyShe spent money on printing something out...?>>34783693>My momEvery sane person does.Stop being so fucking stupid.>>34783690What the fuck is that bitch animal's issue?
>>34783695You ain’t foolin me
>>34783536I genuinely appreciate that thank you.>>34783588I second snow crash I'm pretty sure I read that in high school. >>34783610Only if you make it weird.>>34783620Like garlic? I sometimes smell like that. >>34783624Is good
>>34783659Can you give us a qrd on the protagonist
Women, would you leg lock?
>>34783710I'm not tho it's my first language, why do you think I'm esl
>>34783703>This also applies to womenInteresting. I wonder if that's a reason we like to kiss them there?
>>34783694I thought I was getting sick but I'm better now.
>>34783671I do this The door ceases to exist once I have the item I needed and only phases into existence again when I hit my face on it later.
>>34783700Resting before I have to clean tomorrow.No one told me that more relatives were coming besides my sister and cousin’s families. It’s going to be like a mini family reunion.>>34783708I wish I was anon.
>>34783711You're welcome.
>>34783709war.
>sees femanonplaplaplaplaplaplaplap
Somehow missed Robert Miles died nearly a decade ago.Or maybe I have heard of it and forgot, which would be even more sad.I've been having a headache all day.
>>34783718You ate the forbidden lettuce didn’t you anon?
>>34783709>Stop being so fucking stupid.Sorry mom.
I bet pussy feels pretty good doesn't it
>>34783716>i don’t know the word for the thing that my mom yells at me every day to closeUh huh
>>34783720Can't fuck a cat.Or rather, don't wanna fuck a cat.
i wish i had a wavy haired bf
>>34783690Fuck no that impacts a minimum wage worker who might have a developmental disability I put my cart back, and put my dad's cart back when he doesn't do it. But the cabinet thing I just can't get a handle on.
>>34783682>explores themes of consciousness, intelligence, and the evolutionary cost of self awarenessWell it’s certainly grabbed my attention, I’ll give it a goThanks anon
>>34783715Not yet.
>>34783706Six hands doesn't sound nice?
>>34783714A Virginian who gets teleported to Mars and because of lower gravity is much stronger than everybody else and able to beat up best warriors and chiefs and saves the princess of another tribe who got captured by them
>>34783567ass yes
>>34783735https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luePkdcWR7I
>>34783731You will only break my heart
>>34783727I've only licked it, but it was super warm and soft.
>>34783724ya 2017.... https://youtu.be/CC5ca6Hsb2Q:( hope you feel better. get some water and darkness.
>>34783729She just says shut the doors
>>34783558Suffer without what you killed
I heard they had gooner streams on Kick and I found one and it was just a chick showing her ass off to 30 people. That's just sad bro.
It was okay.
>>34783702Puke smells bad and tastes bad. We don't know but we can hypothesize based on our other excretions. Piss isn't good. Stands to reason a waste product would have all the good sucked out of it.
>>34783166Holy fuck, I'm so behind for my age.
>>34783735Too many in theory. One dick in and four hands on me has been pretty idyllic. Not overstimulating in the bad way.
>>34783742Soft?
>>34783746well what were you expecting?
What would happen if we put all the atogers in a big house and got them all on MDMA
>>34783715Yeah, and then I would pretend I'm absorbing him like an anglerfish.
>>34783744>Mom is esl too Sucks to suck
>>34783751Well, the clit isn't.
>>34783755Shut up I don't have an accent
>>34783747I liked that movie. A shame it flopped.
>>34783738The character was one of the inspirations for Superman.
>>34783749some people start late. as long as you are building towards or satisfied with your life it's okay imo. i'm middle of the pack in terms of all the anons here, i will never meet six figures simply because my job doesn't go that high. you will find your place with time.
>>34783753A whole bunch of “straight” anons jerking each other off
Men do you have any secret talents or quirks?
I don’t understand ADHD people you can ask them something 4 hours before it needs to get done and they ignore you while still using their phone and then when it’s already too late they decide to do it, but not before screaming at you leave them alone
>>34783752More viewers I guess. Imagine committing to being a slut and ruining your reputation and then only 30 people watch your stuff, brutal. Also someone in chat said built for BBC, that was funny.
>>34783753Several suicides and sexual assaults.
>>34783758it definitely didn't deserve to. it was fine yeah.
>>34783761What would the femanons be doing then
I have been having mixing my heart meds with alcohol today and my blood pressure is really low.Don't think it's in a dangerous range, but I think it's amplifying my headache.I don't want to look up what a low blood pressure range is, I am just going to brush my teeth and then go to bed slowly.
>>34783757…in mexico
>>34783699I recommend short stories.Low commitment, easy to finish in one sitting or a few more, generally not too difficult.Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, World War Z (not a short story but it’s functionally structured like a compilation of them)All good reads with solid cultural impact but not difficult to wrap your head around. I especially recommend Metamorphosis because what the fuck was Kafka on when he wrote that
>>34783747The problem with John Carter is that every sci-fi franchise has gutted every concept from it, particularly Star Wars, so there's nothing fresh
>started watching the Netflix doc on the Moscow Idaho murders>literally the most quintessential giga chad and Stacy Greek life turbo normiesThe hardest part about watching this is being reminded of everything I missed out on
>>34783762No refractory period. And I can hear negative decibels.
>>34783763Yeah I don't really get why I do it either. Only panic or guilt work as motivators if I don't want to do the thing.
>>34783738Oh so kinda like John Carter?Also I was more asking about his personality than I was about his power set>>34783727It’s pretty good, makes a nigga act up
>>34783768>believing biological females post hereAnon...
>>34783758They were absolute retards for cutting off “from mars”. That was back in the day when people would actually choose a movie by the poster. Who the fuck would choose to see “john carter” with red background?
>>34783421Big
>>34783762I can make it look like one of my legs is turned backwards in a standing position
>>34783776Why always make it someone else’s problem though. It’s always a blame game with you people you’re always trying to pull focus from the simple task and creating a conflict out of truly nothing
>>34783762I do magic for childrenIt’s not something I actively advertise but it’s fun to wow the youth
>>34783777I'm literally talking about John Carter
>>34783768Anon…
>>34783777>Oh so kinda like John Carter?That movie is literally an adaptation of A Princess of Mars.
>>34783480>superman/clark kent object permanence
>>34783762I can turn into a werewolf
>>34783770What's your current BP?
>>34783753I'd puke and then go hide in my car.
>>34783772> I recommend short stories.Phillip k dick
>>34783638>he doesn't have to wear a condom
>>34783777literally the same john carter. i think half the moids didn't realize anon was talking about him in the first place
>>34783678Which blackie are you?
>>34783640You never reveal all your money to contractors. They might find bullshit they have to do to bring something to code and that'll cost more work.
>>34783783I'm not making it anyone's problem on purpose is the thing. You could always just stop asking them to do shit lol.If you want something done by a specific deadline it's best to do it yourself.
>>34783789Women are so easy to fool.
>>34783784
>>3478377050/33 is dangerously low
>>34782580>>34782587>>34782595Ay ¿que dice? No hablo judezno.
>>34783681I will put the toilet lid on your head on stream.
>>34783801But when you need help god forbid someone is delayed or says no
>>34783694Baby goat yoga, and you?
>>34783804That’s organ failure low
>>34783640She's right. What happens if you max out the budget and then you need an extra 10k for some unforseen bullshit. They just want to know if they might be able to sell you on some "upgrades".
>>34783785>>34783787>>34783796Well I feel like I have an egg on my face now
>>34783805Llora mas
>>34783770Alcohol is a depressant, moron.
>>34783807I try not to ask.My siblings are far worse at providing uncompensated favors than I am t b h. You just have to ask me right as you're doing it not 6 days in advance.
>>34783772>because what the fuck was Kafka on when he wrote thatIt was his subconscious manifesting what it's like to be a manIt was true then, was true 1000 years before, it's true now.
>>34783809Wait a minute…Anon I couldn’t go today. But I received word that the goat alpha shat one mat away from my aunt’s mat. Purrhaps it was for the best.
>>34783659I too would love to go to a foreign place and bang royal women
>>34783772NTABut Kafka was a mentally ill neurotic Jew. That's why his stories were like that.
Femanon, did anyone try to unexpectedly steal a kiss from you? How did it go?
>>34783818NtaGoat shit is a lot like rabbit shit it's kind of whatever unless you stick your hand in it
>>34783805Dije que israel está viva con el sonido de la música jajaja
>>34783813xd its okay
>>34783821No
>>34783818Couldn't go, or chose not to ask permission?
I want to envelope a woman and suffocate her in plaps
>>34783821Nope. Too busy and sweaty today.>>34783822Thanks for letting me know, but I have the privilege of not stepping in rabbit poop despite their invasion of the yard.
>>34783813>it’s a movie about a teen from a desert planet who teams up with a resistance to fight an evil empire with his laser sword>oh so kinda like star wars?Kek
>>34783791>>34783804Uh oh. Anon is dead if he doesn't rail some energy drink/caff/sugar and dial 911
Women should have to ask permission to cum.
>>34783659That cover is slop, not sure if AI slop but slop.
>>34783821When I was in like 3rd grade the neighbor boy that I would go over to his house and play legos or computer games with pinned me on the ground and kissed me. I blew into his mouth, shoved the entire upper half of my body under his bed and started screaming for his mom so, not great. And there was the thing with my step brother but I don't want to talk about it.Also once this old shopkeeper in the city wouldn't let go of my hand and managed to plant a kiss on my jaw. Also not good. Fucking boyfriend was halfway out the door as it was happening, useless.
>>34783820That tracks
>>34783833>energy drink/caff/sugarNo, salt
>>34783791This was the third measurement, the second was a bit lower.
>>34783834Do I have permission to cum?
>>34783798Gigantopithicus
>>34783841No
>>34783839Well it depends on what heart med, not a statin? And what's wrong with you? Vfib? Vtec?
>>34783821no thank god
>>34783840I think as long as you stay > 90/40 you're ok
>>34783840That's normal.
>>3478384067!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>34783841When Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to cum.
>>34783841Yes
>>34783845Rude. I'm gonna cum anyway. No sex for you.
>>34783850Ayo hol up dem uncs aint fw tha 67 tho
>>34783853You’re a shitty sub
Do men who like subs like brats or is that annoying?
>>34783856That's because she's too fat to wipe her ass.
>>34783858I used to, but got burned out
>>34783848I think so too.>>34783849My normal is around 120/80.
>>34783851Rob Patterson or Ben Affleck
>>34783858I love bratty subs.
>>34783858I don’t abide brats. If she wants a spanking or a hard fuck then she can ask like a good girl.
>>34783864That's from The Dark Knight Rises which was Bale.
>>34783858Brats are dangerous because they condition me to think the most appropriate response to a woman acting up is a firm hand and a hard plap
>>34783863Being down 10mmHg is not cause for concern.
>>34783858It's a hard yes or hard no thing for men, inside tip from a moid though you should prefer men who like brats (I don't so you know you can trust this advice)
Remember when trucker hats were in style?
>>34783872Yeh.
GenderDo you think Zendaya and Tom Holland will get married?
>>34783858What does a bratty sub want?Like being held down and raped?
>>34783877Probably. I think she's his beard.
>>34783877They already did tho
I love 4chan because despite being a socially inept loser I'm able to get tens of male (You)s every day
>>34783879Honestly I think he is her beard and he's just an asexual eunuch
>>34783882Nigger.
>>34783882If you're a woman you can get that anywhere
>>34783882Are you a foid?
>>34783878It’s a bullshit way to provoke dominance, discipline or fuck-you sex from a guy.
>>34783882Femanon skipping around the garden with her basketful of (You)s.
Smashed my elbow like an uncoordinated doofus
>>34783882Slut
>>34783882This is probably the trans awakening for many anons
>>34783883He was hitting up that Swedish giant for a dinner date
Do you believe that it is only through the elimination of violence that we can achieve world peace?
>>34783887Do they try to flirt with other men in front of him because I'd just leave her ass
>>34783896Depends on what you mean by world peace, there could be no wars and still plenty of violence.
>>34783887This ^They should just get a guy with a stressful job, and bad work commute.
Women, thoughts on heels? How high are yours?
>>34783897Depends on the brat but you seem to get the idea.
>>34783896No, a one world government with an elite and a mass of slaves (who require violence by definition to be kept as slaves) can still be considered peace if the government is stable and the slaves can't revolt.
>>34783860>>34783867Fair enough >>34783869Yeah I suppose that's not a good thing>>34783871>you should prefer men who like brats Can you expand on that at all or?>>34783878Not really I just don't get anything out of the whole "yes sir" do whatever he asks type dynamic if I can say no to something without disrupting "play" and get spanked instead that's cool. It's more fun to frustrate him and get playfully pinned than it is to just acquiesce with no resistance.
>>34783896No, because that movie showed that message to be bullshit.>>34783900Hate 'em. Never wear heels. I cringe whenever I see women run in heels in movies and shows.
If your best friend was possessed by a people eating demon spirit like in Jennifer's Body, would you have crazy demon Hell sex with them? That includes gay sex if your friend is the same sex as you.
>>34783907FNo because I never thought Megan Fox was hot. I always thought Amanda Seyfried was the better looking of the two.
>>34783903Walter Cronkite was a huge advocate for world government and he was a really smart guy who knew what he was talking about, even if the idea sounds like some nutso Star Trek pipe dream.
>>34783907Fno that's idiotic and evil. also the demon will probably do some weird satanic magic on you and torture rape kill you too.
>>34783897No that's fucked up. It's still a monogamous relationship. Just mutual teasing rather than "I tell you what to do" type dynamic.>>34783899That kind of guy is just frustrated and not in a fun way. >>34783900I don't wear them that often but I seem to prefer open toed 4 inch platform heels. It's what I end up with almost every time I need a pair.
Using femanon like a toy
Men, thoughts of having a gf who wouldn't want to wear a wedding ring (she dislikes jewelry) but she would want you to wear one to avoid women flirting with you?
>>34783905A brat is one who provokes her man to prove his dominance. You’re just talking about teasing and playfulness.
>>34783907>people eating No thank you>>34783917You can do both you know. It doesn't have to be 1 thing 100% of the time.
>>34783916>but she would want you to wear one to avoid women flirting with youWho's gonna tell her
>>34783834No. I specifically enjoy that you guys can't tell I'm even masturbating. That's the point.
Why do women seethe at men dating younger women when women seem to prefer older men?
>>34783916MShe's retarded. Wearing a wedding ring gets you more female attention than driving it away for men.
>>34783916No
>>34783916No, if she doesn't have want to wear a wedding ring just because she isn't into jewelry but insist I wear one sounds like a red flag.I dont like that at all, just wear the ring I don't understand why you act like is such a burden, o wait, maybe you do see it as a burden, maybe you dont want to feel tied, maybe you want to feel like you can leave at any moment. What a bitch. Why did you make me waste years of my life like that?
Men, thoughts on having a wife who only wears her wedding ring on her toe and asks you to erotically suck her ring toe, sometimes in public?
>>34783919A bratty sub is a specific thing. They enjoy being forced into submission by overt displays of dominance, and they provoke their man to force him to do it.
>>34783927No
>>34783927Are you proposing?
>>34783868I know. I was asking his opinion.
What's gucci, my gaijin?
>>34783922Idk probably because people think they have some type Ephebophilia, desu women do the same when they date younger men, I know it's not younger but still.
>>34783916>she would want you to wear one to avoid women flirting with youYou don’t understand women at all.
>>34783877They did. Earlier this year.
>>34783923no? they see that you're married so they know you aren't available
Women are my favorite guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-OgkNgxm3k
>>34783933>women do the same when they date younger men,Never rhappens
>>34783905>Yeah I suppose that's not a good thingYou dont sound very convincing
>>34783900I need my own shoe company.
>>34783931Affleck could have been a great Batman if he was in better movies but I have to give it to Pattinson.
>>34783928Yeah and that's fun, but not 100% of the times we have sex.
>>34783938Women don't date younger men exactly, but they do discretely fuck them. Source: when I was in my early 20s, I hooked up with a good handful of women between the ages of 30 and 60 who wanted me for a quick fuck or fling.
>>34783922The thing is I know exactly what kind of girl dates a man like that and it’s never a mentally sound girl
>>34783936
>>34783936They see that you’re married so that means another woman has already done all the work of vetting him.
MenThoughts on WMAF?
>>34783948It's weird how fetishized we (white men) are
>>34783948Im not white or asian so I dont care in any way.
Oh boy the bot woke up
>>34783939Well I don't want to get actually beaten I'm weird about the face I have a persistent tmj issue. I don't want him to hurt me and I don't want to be afraid of him I want him to exert control.
>>34783856That would be because I am not one, chuddy bot.
>>34783949>(1).jpgYou've saved this picture twice?
>>34783948I'm white but-Who the fuck am I kidding I'm a fucking mixed white passing manlet with brown eyesI like asian women but I would never date one, I think it's wrong.
i feel like men would be okay with this but what about having a wedding ring but it's not gold or silver or anything expensive. just a plain ring.
MenCan you handle BPD?
>>34783957Literally everyone you meet will assume your husband is a bum.
>>34783941True, I think Rpat carries movies nowadays. He's doing a movie as Chris Hansen that looks promising.https://youtu.be/6pQ6SSZ8QZA
>>34783942It’s not just about sex and a bratty sub is not just some roleplay. For example, a bratty sub might escalate conflicts with others in public to get you to yank her arm, drag her away and tell her to shut the fuck up.
>>34783960oh
>>34783957There's a reason we use noble metals for jewellery
>>34783954Twitter's app is fucked
>>34783957Yeah that's good, a simple stainless steel ring, maybe aluminium if you want to be fancy.
My elbow is swollen
>>34783962That's worse
>>34783951You will have sex
>>34783964What are you saying, like rashes or allergies?
alll this marriage talk is making me sad
>>34783952>I don't want to get actually beatenJesus christ lady, no one said anything about getting beaten or hurt. I meant that its dangerous for me to think that using my man strength to bend someone over my knee or bed and spanking them should be my first thought
>>34783966>if you want to be fancyLiterally the cheapest softest metal
>>34783967It's an STI. That's what you get when you fuck too much without protection.
>>34783967Could be sinovial fluid buildup, could be cancer, who knows, go to the doctor.
>>34783961He's having a great year.
>>34783970Durability They don't corrode esp against your sweat and oils
>>34783975Bro sticking his whole elbow in the pussy.
>>34783968I had one chick tell me that her man has to be willing to slap her in the face and pick her up and carry her out of a bar.
Spanking a woman seems hot but idk if I have the energy to handle the rest 2bh
>>34783971Exactly. With most married couples I know one partner is either neglectful or emotionally abusive and the other is beat down by their behavior. But I don't think I've ever seen a marriage where the partners respected each other and didn't feel some obligation to turn it into a bullying dynamic or a sick dominance game that drove one partner of the two into mental illness and exhaustion.
>>34783976nta but its cause anon bumped their elbow like a retard
>>34783975>>34783976I hit it against the door. And it hurts to move :(
MenWhy aren't you approaching women?
>>34783966How tf is aluminum more fancy than stainless?
>>34783987Why would I?
>>34783983I feel like a lot of fetishes we develop as an adult come from behaviors adults performed on us as children. Blowing raspberries on our bellies, spanking our bottoms, playing this little piggy with our toes. When we grow up we realize those adults were grooming us for kinky sexual behaviors that mimic those displays of affection.
>>34783974I thought it was more expensive because they use it in spacecraft or something.
>>34783991Are you retarded or trolling
>>34783987I do sometimes, get shot down and take it on the chin. But it took me a long time to realize that's how you get anywhere, and to drop the "just stop looking and you'll find someone" mentality.
>>34783990shut the fuck up, my parents would sniff my armpits to see if i was clean as a joke and guess what i'm fucking into now
I’m lonely right now, and all the people I consider my friends aren’t active much as of late. How do I help my loneliness? I start to get suicidal when I’m lonely, but it’s gotten better since taking Prozac.
>>34783987IdkI've never really been a flirty typeFeels completely foreign to me
>>34783990>chicks have the mentality of childrenOnce you learn that, everything else makes a lot more sense and gets easier.
>>34783987Whats the opening line and the follow up
>>34783962>in publicNope. This is a private thing only for me, and mostly kept to sexual situations. It seems like you have someone specific in mind.>>34783972Hey man you're the one who implied it was dangerous without clarifying why what am I supposed to think.
>>34783987why do i keep seeing videos of these 2 on 4chan
>>34783995I'll be your friend
>>34783995Your friends abandoned you because they heard a rumor that you are a rapist or a sexual creep, and they believe it.
>>34783995Call your parents.
I like her
>>34783992Just retarded
>>34783990I wasn't spanked as a kid though
>>34784007You will be.
Anyone have grandparents that seemed to have good relationship? Seems like everyone over a certain age just hated their spouse.
>>34783999Like i said, a bratty sub is a specific thing, not just some bedroom roleplay.
>>34783995We can talk. Just chat us up. Ask bullshit questions. Especially if you don't see one for like 10+posts.
>>34783987Women, how does it feel to be the flat friend?
>>34784001Thank you. >>34784002I wonder who would say such a thing. >>34784003I don’t really like my parents much.
>>34784012I'm not. I'm the fat friend.
>>34784005Why
>>34783979NtaWhat about titanium? Plenty of jewelry made of that.
How many emotionally vulnerable people's deaths do you think you have unintentionally egged on with your mean comments on the internet?
>>34783987I don't want to make them uncomfortable.
>>34784009My dad's parents probably had a good relationship. They racemixed.
>>34784017Zero
til i that people wear silicon wedding bands
>>34783999>Hey man you're the one who implied it was dangerous without clarifying why what am I supposed to think.Oh so you want a man to think for you too?
>>34784021Why do they do that
>>34784021They're great so you don't get de-gloved, rather popular among tradesmen
>>34784019BV confirmed quadroon?
>>34784015She's sweet like a sugar plum
>>34784010I'm arguing that it doesn't have to be public, and that they don't have to be a brat 100% of the time to make use of the word. I think "frustrates him into using his dominance on her" is enough of a definition and you're thinking about what you specifically want.
>>34783957I’d insist on buying gold.
>>34784024Because they live in Silicon Valley and interact with Silicon-based life forms.
>>34784017I don't think anyone takes me that seriously. Even when I kinda mean it to the trolls.
>>34784024Electricians and people working working with machinery wear them to work. They don't conduct electricity and if it catches on something it simply snaps instead of taking your finger with it
>>34784024Nta but it's a safety thing. Silicone will rip if you get your ring caught on something.
>>34784032You have the blood of innocents moids on your hands.
>>34784029I remember when that scam artist politician dude Ron Paul was trying to convince people to buy gold back in the day, and every frat boy I knew actually believed and bought into that huckster's shit.
>>34784021I remember a video of this wood worker who would take his regular ring off, put in a silicone wedding ring, work in his shop, after leaving the shop put his regular ring back on. To avoid degloving.
>>34783911>Walter Cronkite was a huge advocate for world government and he was a really smart guy who knew what he was talking about, even if the idea sounds like some nutso Star Trek pipe dream.He's also the voice of the owl statue at the Bohemian Grove.
>>34783858I love brats.
>>34784028>frustratesThe keyword is provoke.
>>34784039
>>34784025yeah it's neat!
Do you ever wish you had the social skills to be a con artist and scam your way into luxurious settings and social circles?
>>34784027Big doubt, very big doubt
>>34783905>Can you expand on that at all or?I'd rather not because you'd have a bunch of men here saying nooo I'm not like that but just think about it hard enough and you'll see the difference between men who like or dislike brats
>>34784036Gold was 1k an oz back then. It’s 4k now, so…
>>34784043Not really
>>34784026No. If I was, I'd be a quarter lebanese, not black. Use your brain.
>>34784043Yeah I'm Saul Goodman
>>34784038If you've actually been to Bohemian Grove, why would you tell people that? It's supposed to be a secret, like Club 33 at Disneyland. I thought both those things existed under Fight Club rules.
>>34784019I guess it runs in the family then
>>34784035What's my kdh, chartfag?
>>34784009Meh. My mom's parents were divorced and grandma had this boyfriend she'd been with for 30 years who was the only one making any money or really leaving the house ever. She did seem to actually love him but the whole thing was weird and codependent.My dad's mom died when I was 2. My step grandmother is a narcissist incapable of chewing with her mouth closed or gracefully losing a card game who used my grandfather to pay her bills, have a place to live, and to have someone on hand to listen to her never ending stream of complaints and spittle. Grandpa clearly had a type though apparently the first 2 wives were bossy as fuck too.
>>34784036I’m not a libertarian or a precious metal hoarder but I think Ron Paul would have been a good president
>>34784052Nobody runs in my family.
>>34784057Hey, you actually made a funny
>>34784040Semantics. I'm still right.
>>34784044Because?
>>34784049>a quarter lesbianeseI always knew you swung that way and had such tendencies
>>34784058
>>34784041nta but its crazy to me that this is a meal for some peopleits begging for some rice
>>34784050I always feel like my educational path resembles Saul Goodman's/Jimmy McGill's
>>34784064Potatoes
>>34783959yeah but they can't handle me
You will never be in the 1990s at a dance club, skating rink, or theme park with a DJ or PA system that is non stop playing high energy European rave music about love and peace
>>34784043MYes, I used to read up a lot on them. To this day I still heavily enjoy PT Barnum and Frank Abagnale, arguable more so now that we know he's even more (or less) of a fraud than he claimed to be.
>>34784066Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
>>34784065You attended the university of American Samoa?
>>34784066Toes. Boil them. Mash them. Stick them in a stew.
>>34784068Replace the dance club, skating rink, and theme park with a dingy punk rock club and you have my dream.
>>34784021>>34784024>>34784033This. It happened to a guy I work with. He had to get his wedding ring cut off because it fused to his skin when it arced while replacing a starter.
>>34784062It was fated for me to like women since I had one middle eastern grandfather randomly bestowed to my life.
And now I can't bend my elbow
>>34783916I already do this for my gf’s peace of mind. I’d be sad if she didn’t want to wear her ring though, it would be pretty sus
>>34784077>I had one middle eastern grandfatherBut you're not related to him?
Men, are you good at cooking? What can you make?
>>34784078I bet you’re still gonna suffer out a wank tho
>>34784077What type of Lebanese was he?
>>34784080Not biologically. I tested my genes. 0% middle east.
>>34784084You said they had a good relationship but your meemaw cheated on him?
>>34784083Well, he was american, and served in the army, honorably discharged.
>>34783987Succulent milkers on that whore
>>34784081I have cooking skills, I don't really make anything fancy though. I like to make soups.
>>34784081Babies
>>34784086Oh so he was a Hizbollah spy infiltrating the American military?
>>34784086>Doesn't even know the three flavors of LebaneseWas he Christian, Sunni, or Shia?
>>34784089How do you make a baby float?
>>34784082I already had one before that
>>34784081Yes I'd actually say I'm a good home cook. I can make many dishes. I'd say more impressive is the fact I can make good food with very few ingredients. Being able to stretch basic foods is an amazing skill for anyone to learn.
>>34784081Idk if I’m really good at cooking but I’m competent enough to sustain myself with tasty meals
>>34784085Not cheated.
Do you think most of the people who make hateful comments on threads like this one are secretly part of the same groups they're talking shit about? And their shitposting is a form of digital self harm?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG3IGLS5VD0
>>34784091Catholic. They both were. That's why I went.
>>34784081YesMany things but my go to is various rice bowlsIf I'm trying to impress a lady, my go to is pesto made in a mortar and pestle with homemade pasta. Preferably we make it together while we enjoy a glass or two of wine but I'm okay with making it myself while she watches or whatever.
>>34784092With these
>>34784092I had a classmate in college who told me her parents raised her in a cult and they sometimes would "baptize" her in a tub full of combined human and animal semen when she was young.
>>34784101Two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of baby.
>>34784102I have also known pathological liars.
>>34784103Oh you need cream alright
>>34784081Deep fat fried chicken feet.
why fish gotta have all those little fucked up bones?
You are such a big shot
>>34784081I’m alright. I’m a very lazy cook when I’m alone but like to make good meals and try new recipes out when I have someone to cook for.My best dish is probably fried chicken but that kinda feels like cheating.
>>34784109Have you ever met a fish?Its pretty clear that their entire lives are basically fucked up
>>34784109Just eat tofu. No bones there.
I don't watch women's sportsIs that sexist?
>>34784112Fish have those big sucky mouths, but they never suck your penis when you go skinny dipping in a lake. It's fucked up.
>>34784109Mm crunchy
>>34784115Yeah, Caitlin is a gentle giantess.
>>34784113Tofu makes you gay though
>>34784109Maybe bc bones don't float?
Either gender.Rizz or swag
>>34784121tfw chuds actually believe this
Why do so many musicians look so greasy and smelly and unkempt
>>34784124MRizz is superiorIt gets the ladiesThe swag keeps 'em
>>34784124If I remember right, Final Fantasy 6 deals heavily with the difference between rizz and swag. One is Setzer-coded, the other is Locke-coded.
>>34784126Being somewhat greasy and unkempt is a very vital part of the creative process
State genderDo you have any Black friends?
>>34784126Because they are on tour in a van all the fucking time and a motel room with shower access is a luxury they only sometimes are able to splurge on.
I randomly ended up on day 3 nofap. finna goon so hard tonight
>>34784116Well I'll say fish can't take big dicksTrust me I've studied enoughMy 3 inches would destroy them
>>34784130>Being somewhat greasy and unkempt is a very vital part of the creative processThis, it heavily correlates to being depressed or caught in an ADHD fog or manic episode. All of which are tied to creativity.
>>34784131MNah. There aren’t very many black people where I live right now.I had some black friends when I was in elementary and high school.
Feels so cool making plans and then you have to actually do the plans.
>>34784131MMy dad I guess
>>34784131One of the blokes I'd spend time around at the local pub in the village I lived in for a bit was half-Cameroonian.
>>34784131MYes, Im white as well. Most blacks im friends with dont really care about race. So its never really something I care about. Unless stereotypes come up, then we will joke about them.
>>34784135We don’t have to pathologize the grease pls
>>34784138Is your mom white?
>>34784141According to the DSM-5, we do.
>>34784144Yes
>>34784147Hot.
>>34784146A book written by squares
>>34784131MUsed to but we drifted apart after school
>>34784147How do you feel about racial identity?
>>34784131MYeah, our bit in the group is that we’re both fags who are madly in love
Why is /atoga/ always dead on Saturday nights?
>>34784155Normalfag thread.
>>34784155Femanons are out having sex with Chad while their bfs stay at home
>>34784151I just pass as white most of the time, and no one assumes I'm a mulatto just by looking at me. But I'd still rather be actually white.
>>34784155Probably because some of the anons on here are normalfags
>>34784155Is it though
>>34784124swag was easier to make acronyms out of
>>34784155My friend canceled on me to go out with his f*male. Fuck this gay earth.
>>34784165Were you gonna game with him or something
How do I deal with people sending me work texts outside of work hours about shit that does not matter
>>34784170Ignore the fuck out of them
>>34784170Silent them, hide their notifications and or put them on ignore. Tell them "grow the fuck up you cocksockers".
>>34784170By not dealing with it.
>>34784170About work or no?
>texted her all night last night>was gonna ask her out but felt weird doing it so late >was gonna wait till next day >hasn't texted me all day todayUgggghhhh, should I just cold text her?
>>34784155I'm watching markiplier's stream.
>>34784131M, I get along with a black coworker. As far as my personal friends they're all the same ethnicity as me save for a few friends who live in another city>>34784124Charisma 1000%>>34784109Eat tinned sardines, bones are so soft you don't even notice
>>34784176Have something that you’re already going to do and invite her along. Something like>hey i’m headed to whatever later if you want to join meEtc
>>34784081I'm probably above average. I make stuff I can make in big batches and serve with rice or other carbs. Shit like stews, curries, soups. Occasionally pan fry or air fry shit like fish or whatever else. Also make pickles and hot sauce, made bread a few times too. Grew up helping my mom cook our ethnic food, should probably incorporate more of my ethnic food into the rotation but it's so much effort to make that shit
>>34784179Cheating bitch
Women is it true that you have the ability to talk to birds and small animals
Foids, why are fucking Latinas like this? Why do they think they are just automatically entitled to top tier white guys?
>>34784184Shuttup, you love him too.
I imagine people who watch streams as having dead eyes and their mouth perpetually half open
>>34783948It's bizarre how common it is, especially in places like SF or NYC. I'm white passing I guess but actually ethnic so I don't consider myself to be involved in this dynamic. However there was an Asian girl who kinda had a thing for me and I had a thing for her, flirting on n off type shit and after her I've been more attracted to Asian women. My type prior to that was pale women anyway so it fits in anyway
Why is this AI making grammatical and spelling errors. Is it retarded?
>>34784190My brother watches vtubers and he's usually doing something else like gaming as well as listening to music while it's going in the background. It's pretty fucked up.
>>34784188I don't care how fucking whack the pussy is I'm not putting on a goddamn mexicant jersey
Fuck life is just built about spending your money on shit you don’t want to spend it on
Can someone explain what pink she is talking about here?
>>34784179Is he still doing gaming vids? I thought he was a director now
>>34783987My wife approached me in high school and been together since. Occasionally I get women flirting with me since then too
>>34784196What do you want to spend it on?
I LOST MY EARRING ON THE STREET fuck all of you
>>34784188They can steal me too idgaf
>>34783916I also dislike jewelry so either we both got it on or both got it off
>>34784198Yeah he's taking a break after Iron Lung. He self funded that and I think cleared $20 million in profits so he's in pretty good financial shape now. I mean he was never hurting for money but he is now pretty financially set.
Anyone remember the hate earrings bitch?
>>34784198He prefers to wear many hats, respectably.
>>34784206I think so, a european brunette of some kind no? Had a muscle head bf?
>>34784202My special annoy femanon magnet that only attracts left earrings worked, hehehe
>>34784188He's not even taller than her. This isn't a fucking top man! He's a fucking manlet!
I have a 6 year old daughter and her mom is mostly absent. Holy shit I hate girl's media. >Sophia the firstwhy the fuck are all of these disney princesses and the goddamn Frozen snowman hanging out with her? How are Mulan, Ariel, and Tiana all in the same place and time period?>Unicorn AcademyI fucking hate unicorns. I would like to find the last Unicorn, shoot it, field dress it, and eat it.>My Little PonyI never watched this during the brony craze and I'm going to be real I do not see how this show caused a massive cultural thing. It's not bad, it's not good, it's very bland. I've watched the entire series 5 times now and I couldn't tell you anything about the main ponies, I know Celestia, the bad Celestia from the moon, and Discord.
>>34784188>Foids, why are fucking Latinas like this? She's an attention seeker nepotist >Why do they think they are just automatically entitled to top tier white guys?They're not. It's just those type
>>34784197She's got pink innie pussy so her family history probably has white rape in it if she's not mestizo.
>>34784206Yes
>>34783987the flattie is hotter
>>34784204but the women are supposed to get special treatment..
>>34784206When she posted pics of "herself" she posted pics of two different women. It was probably a man.
>>34784212Where's the mom at? How's the mostly single dad life?
>>34784214the people that have white rape in them don't look like that
>>34784218Sorry anon I don't roll that way
>>34783987What so I could get hit by a fucking sexual assault charge for trying to just talk to her? Fucking nope!
>>34784214So that is super uncommon in Latinas? What color is their pussies?
>>34784222>don't look like thatBruh. L2 punnet squares.
>>34784188>>34784197Thems some porky beaners
>>34784202Was it expensive?
>>34784227More commonly brown with the long outter labia as it protected them.
>>34784220In my bedroom
>>34784220Mostly I pretend to love all of these terrible franchises because I'm not a monster. I've seen Frozen enough times that I can literally recite the script. Life is actually pretty nice, if you're a man alone with kids that are obviously affectionate towards you everyone gives you free stuff and lets you break rules, relatives send money if they have it. I'm sure women in the thread have opinions on it but single dad is infinitely more respected than single mom. I was fumbling in my wallet trying to find our season passes for a local theme park this week and some old lady insisted she wanted to pay to upgrade us.
Need an antivaxxer BF who hates Big Pharma.
>>34784238That's just about every chud, chica.You have your pick of the litter.
>>34784188>top tierNigga he's like five feet tall and ugly
>>34784236Nigga it's a kids show they don't even know how to think yet, of course it sucks it doesn't have to be good. Why would they waste time and money trying.
>>34784241>Fatass supports Big PharmaOf course
>>34784238I hate Big Pharma and that's why I think all their patents should be public domain everywhere, Im not antivax.
>>34784244Calm down. I know how magnets work.
Women. Thoughts on paracetamol and ibuprofen?
>>34784236At least my little sisters obsessed over shit like Finding Nemo
>>34784230Yes
>>34784247To be fair, I'm using the retardedly broad definition of "Antivax" that's been forced upon the world. I don't think vaccines cause autism or SIDS, but I don't blindly worship everything referred to as a vaccine, so I'm pretty much an antivaxxer under the new definition.>>34784249I've never used paracetamol. I don't like using ibuprofen unless I have a really, really bad fever.
>>34784249>Thoughts on paracetamol and ibuprofen?Ibuprofen is my go-to NSAID. I don't use acetaminophen on its own, but often use it in something with other active ingredients, like Nyquil or Excedrin.
Femanons patching up all the moids after they finish defending the atoga settlement against intruders.
I don’t understand why parents let their kids watch stuff that’s bad, why don’t you just show them something you like and you can all be happy? Or are you being held at gunpoint to raise consoomerist kids who will only like a movie that they can buy a billion toys about
>>34784258the reason is that parents don't give a shit, why bother? when you can just put a tablet in front of their faces and shut them up? we'll deal with the concequences later by drugging them
>>34784258Have to realize with kids it's a hostage situation and you're the hostage
>>34784258It's cuz the content is marketed as being "for kids" and it's popular due to being specifically engineered to hold their attention. So they get pigeonholed into putting it in front of their kids like everyone else
Is it cringe to jerk off to porn regularly at 27?
>>34784258
>>34784262How regularly do you jerk off with your imagination?How frequently
>>34784262Porn is for men of all ages
Women, if you were the owner of a bar, would you buy stolen liquor from thieves living at the local homeless encampment?
>>34783927Moid hands. Footfags get the rope.
Foid=appropriate shorthandMoid=offensive abomination
>>34784249I reach for ibuprofen first the vast majority of the time but they both have their use cases>>34784258>Something you like My mom let me watch law and order and sex in the city with her and it made me weird. Little kids should watch kids shows. Kids should watch what they want to watch with certain restrictions like not letting them watch Caillou because he's a spoiled brat who teaches real kids to throw tantrums.
>>34784269No. I'd brew my own shit because I'm not lazy.
>>34784243I am very well aware of this lmao, on Sesame Street they literally took Cookie Monster to the Museum of Cookies, and then got mad at him when the inevitable happened.
>>34784269Why would anyone ever do that
I would do anything for a crumb of some puss
>>34784269seconding >>34784273liquor is easy to make, if you're desperate enough to buy from bums a still in the basement isn't exactly a bridge too far
>>34784274Ok that's actually kinda funny tho. Modern stuff is just lazy dogshit.
I fucking hate it when I come across a Youtube video about an interesting topic only to realize that it's breadtuber bullshit. State gender and how should breadtubers be punished for polluting the world with their garbage?
>>34784275Let's say these local homeless thieves were also threatening you by shitting on your doorstep and vandalizing your property if you didn't buy the alcohol.
>>34784272I don’t mean letting kids watch adult stuff, there is plenty of quality children’s programming that adults enjoy too
>>34784280Breadtubers can back dat ass up.Why do they all have hella ass too?
How about you read your kids a fucking book?
>>34784272How did it make you weird?
>>34784285I remember my dad reading me flowers for Algernon when I was a kid
Anyone remember in Fairly Oddparents there's that alien race that considered actual shit to be their finest delicacy?
>>34784282Doesn't everyone have ring cameras now>>34784283Okay but what if the kid doesn't like what you like? Then you're watching children's entertainment with a pissed off toddler for no reason. If they like it and there's no reason for them not to watch it beyond me personally not liking it I as the parent would have to suck it up. I'm the one who has developed emotional regulation skills lol.
>>34784288It might just be the autism other girls started pulling away in like 3rd grade and I never recovered socially
>>34784291Nigga you keep looking until you find something you both like
Men, you're given of marrying two beautiful women. However, one woman has a sewn up vagina due to infibulation and the other woman went through feet binding as a child. Which of the women do you choose?
>>34784293Why though. Just let the kid watch what they want to watch and fuck around on your phone. I can watch something I want to watch after the kid goes to bed.
>>34784290The dude with tentacles that had a hot alien chick obsessed with him?
>>34784278I could honestly bitch endlessly about how modern sesame street sets Cookie Monster up to fail. They did a Hunger Games parody where his partner was a cookie, they did a Star Wars parody where he was Han Solo and Chewie was, you guessed it, a cookie. They did a bake sale, guess who they asked to guard the cookie table while they went to count napkins or whatever?
>>34784295The second one
I heard bluey isn't as insufferable in terms of modern stuff idk if anyone can back be up tho.
>>34784295Feet binding, Chinese beats Islam in the hierarchy and she might actually enjoy sex. Ironically the only person who would pick miss snip snip would be a dude with a foot fetish.
>>34784297The world is fucked Why even have kids at that point if something so simple you cannot be assed to do
Women, how long should cunnilingus last?
>>34784305Disney bought it, so give it some time and it will.
>>34784297Your kid consumes more of your time and resources than literally anything else you do, going full boomer/genx and just saying "fuck it" on media is retarded.
>>34784308I don't understand why you think I should be assed. The kid is watching something they like and I'm not bothered. You're the weird one for insisting that you have to also enjoy what they're watching.
>>34784280Give them Muslim neighbors
>>34784315It seems the concept of being involved in your kids development is foreign to you, but that makes sense considering your mothers approach with you
>>34784305>>34784313Bluey is great and when Disney tried to big league them the creators literally laughed during the meeting and threatened to go to Netflix. As it is they ended the series because they thought they were out of touch after 3 seasons because their daughters were aging out of the Bluey range, there is a movie coming next year apparently, but the Bluey creators are already obscenely wealthy and appear oddly committed to principals over most other creative types, and they also seem to like bullying Disney.
Men, please talk about how big and strong your penises are
Idk my parents took the time to burn cds of the beautiful cartoons and movies they watched as kids in the 70s and I loved it. But now kids just watch Moana 2 Live Action, like don’t you want to connect with your child there? Don’t you want to show them something you feel good about them watching?
>>34784314I'm not saying fuck it I'm saying the kid doesn't have to enjoy the same things as me. Example, I fucking hated Bear in the big blue house as a kid. I would still let my kid watch it because it's not harmful. If they're interested in it and there's nothing wrong with it why would I say no? If they want to watch something I happen to like then that's great.
>>34784317Why should I make the child compromise just so I can watch a kids show I don't hate?
What if your kid just turns out retarded for no reason and royally fucks their life up in their teenage/early 20s years. What do you even do you basically can't control them anymore at that age.
>>34784327Most kids turn out that way
>>34784321I can use it as a phone stand for a couple minutes until it gets soft.
>>34784322If they WANT to watch my old stuff with me that's great. My parents both showed us a bunch of 80s movies. But when the kids want to watch iCarly you watch iCarly you don't try to get them to watch robocop. I'm not going to force them to if they genuinely would rather watch Moana 2. I'd deal.
>>34784322I remember my dad doing this with old console games and I'd play them with my brothers I remember Battletoads and contra were on there. I'd also watch him play fallout 1/2 and the original jagged Alliance.
https://youtu.be/BqGV4RpaoMc
>>34784323I don't really enjoy kid's media either. At the same time you do have to consider what kind of person you are shaping. My kids love creepy stuff like Coraline, Scooby Doo, and Over the Garden Wall. I've cultivated this. I absolutely fuck around on my phone and computer when they watch these, but I know the media well. I suppose my point is to nudge them gently towards morality you personally approve of.
>>34784332Again adult movies are not what you should be showing them, did your parents not watch any children’s shows? I’ll show my kids icarly when they’re old enough and I’ll show them the Soviet cartoons I watched too when they’re babies, I’ll show them blues clues and wonder pets like it doesn’t have to just be the shit on Disney plus >>34784336Exactly
>>34784321My dick bench pressed 350
>>34784321Mine's not big and strong but he's plucky, you gotta give him credit for that.
>>34784336>nudge them gently towards morality you personally approve of.I covered this already. With certain restrictions. They would not be allowed to watch shit like Caillou that would teach bad or unsafe behavior. Beyond that their taste is their own. If they like the stuff I put on when they don't have something in mind then great. But it's not a big deal.
>>34784321It makes thumping noises when I slam it on the table
>>34782576Femanons, what's your version of "women want me, fish fear me?"
>>34784341You won’t show your kids Calliou but would show them robocop?
>>34784346RoboCop is badass
>>34784343I’m scared please kill me
>>34784346NTAI would, it's called giving your kids good taste.
>>34784349>>34784351Both are bad for a baby
>>34784350Masculine urge to scoop this one up and run off with her
>>34784338My dad was the kind of guy who was like "let's watch Austin Powers with the 6 year old" and I already mentioned watching sex and the city and law and order with my mom. We also watched shit like Rugrats and my dad watched Avatar and Ben 10 with us he genuinely enjoyed cartoons. My parents didn't HAVE kids shows to show me beyond sesame Street. Everything meant for kids that they were watching with me was contemporary to me. Let's not pretend Kablam, or chicken and cow, or catdog, or angry beavers or plenty of the others were "teaching good morals". They were entertainment. Let the kids be entertained by what they want to be entertained by damn. I'm pretty sure I watch pocahontas like 300 times. Because I asked to.
>>34784343
>>34784346A certain kind of 10 year old would probably really like robocop
>>34784242NTA. You really think that guy is ugly? His aesthetic is annoying, but his actual facial structure? I probably pass 20 guys like him every day with out thinking twice.
>>34784352You're a "fiction affects reality" type, aren't you? In which case we're at an impasse.
I can't watch Calliou because of THAT one audio...
>>34784358>without thinking twiceThat's kind of their point isn't it? He's unremarkable and not top tier.
>>34784188i don't like his hair or mustache or tattoos
>>34784360https://youtu.be/OEmqunDSB_Y
gendersnack
>>34784364no snacks.
>>34784361He's certainly not top tier, but ugly in my mind looks more like Jacob Batalon or Lena Dunham.
>>34784364*nibble*
>>34784262it's cringe that you feel the need to tell us
>>34784367Extremely 5ey 5
>>34784321if I hit you in the face with mine it will leave a bruise
>>34784367Jacob Batalon doesn't even have ugly facial features he's just fat, bald, and Asian. No shade I know he has alopecia.
Women if you get grool on your fingers and it dries out without washing does it leave a sticky residue?
Hey moids, are you built like The Wicker man?
>>34784364MI had them overseas, and don't remember what they're called. But they were like a small cracker with a dusting on them that tasted like it was primarily garlic and cayenne pepper.
>>34784365my salsa had the words reaper inferno printed on it so I am not entirely sure which one of us is doing better
>>34784360huh? qrd?
Men, can we cancel gta 6?
>>34784373That's got to be an old picture. Have you seen her now? Look at her wiki.
>>34784382oh god did u not real the words before eating it
unlike sonic I don't chuckle I rather flex my boner
>>34784385She's just fat though. If she weren't fat she'd be mid. Some people are just categorically ugly no matter their weight
>>34784384yeah sure, I couldn't care less about gta only 1 and 3 were good>b-but muh gta sadon't like ghetto culture sorry
>>34784384I've never played a AAA game released after 2014. I might give the fromsoft games a try eventually.
i wanna wear his used underpants
>>34784364MSalt and vinegar chips. Or chips and salsa.
>>34784378Not particularly, no.
>>34784393Gross
>>34784397Does it leave any kind of residue?
Why do I keep forgetting shit immediately? Do I have brain damage?
>>34782926Mnanachi from made in abyss
>>34784401Get a co2 monitor
>>34784399I guess it feels a bit dry, but nothing would rub off or anything.
I’m going to Sheetz, anyone want anything?NOTE: “Go to Wawa instead” is NOT an acceptable answer.
Legalize drugs and murder
I should give her a kiss
>>34784407Steak burrito and a root beer please.
WomenIf we're cuddling am I allowed to play with your boobs?
>>34783987women are so gross the way they walk around in these skintight outfits while simultaneously having pretenses of human dignity and their rights and whatnot... that's just fucking insane
>>34784407Go to wawa after
>>34784412Define "play"
I should kneel like a god Russian bo
>>34784416Sheetz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wawa
>>34784412I have none, what now
>>34784418Squeeze em>>34784422Squeeze where they should be
>>34784422nta but that is fine
>>34784422Can i play drums on your ass?
>>34784421Sheetz is shitsThey don't even sell barbells
>>34784424Squeeze soft like you're squishing a water snake. There are organs that babies need in there.
For me it's Beautiful Agony
>>34784412Do you have pecs I can play with in return?
>>34784378Dry crusties if anything not sticky
>>34784437Gym anon has nice pectorals. Harass him.
>>34784407Get me one of them yellow gallons of milk.
Women, thoughts on guys who pretend to love you and then use your pussy for a while and dump you?
>>34784439Isn't he 250 lb? Too fuckin fat
Is cuddling with fwbs a bad idea
>>34784437Ofc. And shoulders and arms
life is so cruel i hate it
>>34784445Show them
>>34784443????? You like men with big boobs but they can't be thicc? Hipocrite
>>34784383Torture audio. Don't remember where it's from.
>>34784446Ain't downloading that shit
>>34784452https://youtu.be/6KqGu9uGac8
>>34784448Why should I
>>34784457Because I'm horny
>>34784459Beg
>>34784461No way
>>34784464No
>>34784464literally who?
How would (You) make a music genre for a setting that's 100+ years in the future?
Attending a film festival screening tonight, doing stuff is kind of exhausting.
>>34784464burger king hat = nazi dog whistle no thanks
>>34784442They get pussy pretty quickly so there's no incentive to lie to me about it. I get the impression that they lie to themselves about it though. They get all excited and start fantasizing but after about 6 months when they know you better and you're diverging from the fantasy a little too much they come back to reality and realize they liked the pussy and the attention but actually they find you kind of annoying. Some try to stick it out after this realization or are just too pussy to leave but it's never going to work.
>>34784469Probably some sort of mumble rap with piano.
>>34784471Neat. How many bald guys are there?
>>34784472Where'd that meme come from?
Men, would you ever fawn over your wife's bush in a written letter?
>>34784452the one with john podesta?
>>34784477I haven't left yet but probably a few.
>>34784483https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution
>>34784480there was a french writter that wrote in detail about armpit odors, what a based man. you just reminded me of that
>>34784480i'd like too but im a literal NPC with subhuman IQ so anything I make is either retarded or creatively TV static.
>>34784464don't like his hair.
>>34784475>>34784469dnb but the drum is mumble rap and there's classical music sampling throughout the entire thing and sometimes the drum is the classical music just chopped up and repeated over and over again
>>34784392I really like Elden Ring. I don't think its as good in certain aspects as their other games but the first time through it is just fantastic. Totally lacking in replayability however
GenderWhat is it like to lose your virginity to someone you love?
>>34784496cells interlinked
>>34784479the guy on the plane, look it up
>>34784495kindly leave the timeline
Serious question, how can I justify having kids if I'm extremely stupid and am deeply uncomfortable with cursing my kid with my genetics?
>>34784495I'll give it a try once I upgrade my PC. Could be awhile at these prices.
>>34784504How stupid are we talking. can you do alegebra?
>>34784504Maybe you could get your genome sequenced and see what the risks are? Obviously it depends a lot on the mother too, but it's a start.
>>34784488what did he mean by this?
>>34784496FI have no idea>>34784504Maybe don't?
>>34784506reasonably, yes. I failed pre-calculus and entry level college chemistry 3 times and gave up to work in a factory. I also have near-disability level memory issues, like drastically worse than the rest of my cognitive profile when I got tested.>>34784508As far as I know it isn't some mutation or anything im just talking about the general heritability of iq. as for the mom, i dont wanna be the dummy of a relationship and even if i did, stupid parent + smart parent = mediocre or beloe average anyway
>>34784514We got a hoo-er in our midst.
>>34784489 >>34784490I'm not sure if this is true napoleon wrote that he loved "kissing his wife's little black forest."But fuuuuuck
I like those asmr video where the girl is supposed to be shaving your beard but I mean it looks more like she is shaving your eyes
>>34784496M, for us it was awkward, clumsy, and painful
>>34784238he's me
>>34784238>>34784523I now pronounce you bride and groom.
>>34784496M>lose your virginityhas not happened>someone you lovedoesn't exist
>>34784527then why are you answering you dumb incel?
Hello uptown girl. Don't let them break your stride. Love you<3
>>34784535let him yap omfg...incels need an outlet too
>>34784535to remind you where you are, normalfag
Fuck outta here
The women here need to show more solidarity towards each other
>>34784542They can't, they're fighting over crumbs of male attention.
>>34784542I'm not really fighting with these clearly autistic women and they still dislike me.
>>34784539there is a whole board for that
>>34784546there's a whole set of websites for you to go be a fag on too
>>34784543genuinely how as a woman can you ever be in such a situation, just seems fundamentally foreign to me.
:)
>>34784550me and who
>>34784550
>>34784496f, I wish my virginity wasn't taken from me, but the first time having sex with my one true love was magical, it was awkward and funny but we had a great time
>>34784547Lol the incel is angry
>>34784542How so?
Girl I hooked up with a few times suddenly reappeared after a few months She got fatter and dyed her hair black
>>34784550Hehe... me and her :3
how do you move forward in life after losing your goal with the person you set out to achieve with? Everything feels like an overarching monetary drive and that is my only use on this planet
>>34784571Find something else to move towards
>>34784558>>34784535uh oh normie melty
I just had a dream about my ex wife... It was stupid shit, just interacting with her, having a fight, and reading her blog (which I haven't done ever).Woke up in cold sweats, panicked, and not rested at all. Like shellshocked.It's been 3 years since she cucked me and this shit still haunts me, does it ever fucking go away?
Foids, what flavor profile would cause you to say a man smells good
Th day? Meh so far.
why would an ex keep them on their friend list even if they are barely communicating throughout the years after
>>34784584I'm still friends with an ex from 12 years ago. She sometimes flirts with me and we fuck inbetween her boyfriends, she openly admits I'm the one who got away.Tough tits bitch shouldn't have cucked me in high school.
>>34784577I suppose you could induce a ptsd over getting cucked. But it really wasn't your fault, bud. Controling other people is bad and usually breeds hostility. There are only two options for yourself because that's how you decided to relate romantically. Do or Do not.
>>34784390gta 4
>>34784586I do think I have cptsd from the whole ordeal and the fallout after. Any time she is even remotely mentioned, I get angry and scared and jittery, but I try to brush it off. Whenever I dream about her or she pops up in my feed I get a Pavlovian fear response as if I touched a hot stove, my blood pressure goes up as well.Haven't dated anyone since then either.
Why did god made me a sick freak armpit fetishist?
>>34784585wow you are cool i dont know anyone from 12 years ago
>>34784473Have you tried not being autistic
>>34784589Oooof. You're probably going to need medication to help yourself through fight or flight triggers. Not like a daily medication, but like break glass in case of trigger.
Virginity really ain't allat
>>34784598I do not know how
>>34784515Not exactly, IQ regresses to the mean
>>34784591its worse being a woman with an armpit fetish
>>34784609I have a course for that
>>34784612How is it worse?
>>34784612That exists?
>>34784614yes because people excuse men with fetishes but are critical of women with them>>34784615hi
>>34784616What is it about armpits that gets you going
>>34784617i like the curves, the smell and the salty taste. on men I like shaved armpits, on women I like both and find hairy armpits on women very sexy
>>34784620>on womenLol gay
>>34784620>the curvesFirst time I hear someone else mention this part, thats like the best part for me, that and how smooth the skin is
How can she say she loves me if she wont even let me make out with her (left) armpit
>>34784622what can I say I'm bi and proud>>34784624you totally get it>>34784625mutual armpit make out sessions
>>34784613I don't think it works like that
Lovely weather we're having.
>>34784630It needs to be colder
>>34784625>>34784628Pit 69
>>34784631Don't say that
>>34783916>she would want you to wear one to avoid women flirting with you?>She thinks it stops women flirting with men
>>34784631No please
>>34784630I love rain
>>34784521I nope out of there as soon as she starts waving her hands in my face.
>>34784542>The women here need to show more solidarity towards each otherThey do, it's just a fake veneer social signalling solidarity though, just enough to look good for the men watching. But that's all.
>>34784633>>34784635Nah. Too hot and humid. Go back to Africa
Foids, I shaved my armpits today
>>34784630I hope ze lovely wezza continues...FWEEZE! You aw unda awwest!
>>34784642Post
>>34784258>I don’t understand why parents let their kids watch stuff that’s bad, why don’t you just show them something you like and you can all be happy? Or are you being held at gunpoint to raise consoomerist kids who will only like a movie that they can buy a billion toys aboutWe're held at gunpoint by other parents and their raising styles. If I want to show my son or daughter wholesome cartoons that featured morals and principles and life lessons from a 90's show I can, and I sometimes do.But it comes at the cost of they won't be able to relate to the other kids. If the other kids are watching gay queer shows where the main cartoon animal has 2 moms or 2 dads, that means my kids ain't gonna be able to relate to the other kids. And the other parents don't bother their ass filtering out what their kids see because they just hand them phone or tablet and call that parenting
>>34784643OwO whats gowing on here?
Haven't checked my bp yet, but I survived the nicht.
I kinda want a w123
>>34784496>What is it like to lose your virginity to someone you love?MaleSomeone I thought I loved. Awkward, blurry, tense, physically satisfying sure but emotionally it was empty. I would unfuck my exes if I could and wished I had gotten to share that with my wife.
>when your dick hole so dry you can actually feel the cum shoot through itThis is a rare, but very satisfying feeling.
>>34784647https://youtu.be/2S_v448ZfEE
>>34784655does it feel weird if water goes down the hole?
>>34784657Things can't really go down into it just collect a bit at the opening. But if undiluted soap gets in there that shit fuckin hurts.
>>34784657That does not happen, from what I can tell. And at most it'd be like some drops, which is probably what can lead to infections.
>>34784659I like the feel desu
>>34784662Kys
>>34784663Geez sorry for giving my opinion
>>34784662No you don't.
>>34784664I bet you like getting your balls stomped on too
>>34784659What about sounding rods?
>>34784667Kys
be honest menwhy do so many of you act like you’re starving for a relationship and then the second a girl actually likes you and isn’t chaotic you get bored and start looking for the next problemlike is peace genuinely unattractive or do you just need the constant emotional rollercoaster to feel somethingasking because ive watched it happen to 3 of my friends this year and Im starting to think the “I just want a soft life with a loyal girl” thing is mostly a lie you tell yourselvesno “not all men” replies, I already know. I want the actual reason
>>34784666Who doesn't? But I prefer knees and slaps mostly because it's more sensual. I don't like the hardcore stuff.
>>34784669We just wanna cum 2bh
Yes piss on my cock mommy
>>34784669modern men overlap the concepts of love and easy sex so much its so disheartening.
>>34784669Not all men are like this.
>>34784669I wouldn't know. But I'd say those guys are more focused on their own loneliness than in the relationship and the girl, so they take it for granted and discard it when they grow bored.
>>34784676HE SAID THE LINE
I like playing rpg games as myself
>>34784669I want crazy sex and fun talk.You usually don't get that with boring people, I also never claim I want what you just said.
>>34784678Yes, the same line foids use when they act like horrible creatures
>>34784673sadly I already kno. do men even want to live for anything besides a quick orgasm? I thought most men believed themselves to be smarter or more mentally deep than women but when they get a relationship thats all it's ever about is sex again not all men but is that really the answer?>>34784677lonely about what? they said they were lonely and that's why they wanted a gf and then they get one and are still lonely???
>>34784684Most of what we do is for the end goal of getting laid or getting paid
>>34784669mens entire lives revolve around being bored and finding stuff to fill that void with they dont want relationships they want personal drama and women are just an excuse to get what they want
>>34784684>lonely about what? they said they were lonely and that's why they wanted a gf and then they get one and are still lonely???Because as cliche as it sounds, getting a girlfriend won't magically fix your mental health or your feelings of loneliness.
>>34784686Idk how to feel about that.. that sounds like men version of prostitution idk>>34784687if they're so bored then why don't they just do fun things in the relationship besides sex why not go out together for fun activities why do they just sit around like a piece of furniture and stare at videogames all day and again not all men sorry if it sounds harsh >>34784689so why do they say they want a relationship for their loneliness if they know they will still be lonely
>>34784678Just doing my part.
What makes a woman “boring” and not fun?
>>34784692>so why do they say they want a relationship for their loneliness if they know they will still be lonelyBecause they don't know. Those guys need to do introspection and work to be a good partner.
Men don't even care that all they care about is sex
>>34784697For me, only caring about social media, gossip, celebrities, superficial beauty, etc...
>>34784699Plap
Im way too horny tonight
>>34784699That's what it seems when you take the worst examples of men and use them to generalize.
>>34784699The men you choose*
https://youtu.be/duURSCktuJY?is=VD-LR_bVNWx_o1hOMen in a nutshell
>>34784697The same as with men.When she doesn't want to do anything, has no creative ideas, is miserable, can't joke around.I guess there also are boring voices or way of talking.
>>34784706If you change the age of fire for a romantic relationship, the age of dark for being an incel, and the third way as wholesome self realization, it's basically the same.
Country toadssss croakkkk me homeeee
>>34784706I don't get it.
>>34784706I am the fertile pygmy.
>>34784712That's because you're a prop on the stage of life.It's an NPC from Dark Souls 2 telling you the truth of the world, in his own way.
>>34784669
Moids are but props on the stage of life,And no matter how tender,How exquisite..A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE.Young femcel,Knowing this,Do you still desire peace?
>>34784714>you're a prop on the stage of lifeFair enough.>in his own wayI... still don't get it. After hearing all that, I desire peace even more.
>>34784710heh
>>34784692>Idk how to feel about that.A guy's gotta move up in the world somehow, what else is he gonna do.
>>34784718You're a gay man.
>>34784699Why am I supposed to care, what else am I supposed to care about. That's the only thing a gf can get me that I can't get elsewhere
You can't see the way I see things and I can't see them the way you see them. I refuse to see them the way you see them.
>you will never hold femanon's hand with her fresh mani that you paid for
>>34784718Holy cringeExdeath would never say something like that
>>34784728Good riddance
>>34784706Fromsoft fans are never funny
>>34784728if I paid for her nails and she comes home with that I'm sending her fingers back in a box
>>34784550Tom and Jerry for a cat is what a documentary about the fall of rome is to me
>>34784728my nails are flaked asf
>>34784737Why's that?
>>34784739painted them maybe 2 weeks ago and they've grown out and chipped. i don't like using bail polish remover so I just wait for it to totally flake off before repainting
>>34784741That's where I would come in, so you can get a new one every week.
>>34784743i paint them myself! i don't see the point in spending like $50 for something I can do pretty well. although I wouldn't mind French tips
Women I haven't washed my hair in a while and it's sticking together into thick strands from greasiness
>>34784744But you said removing the chipped polish is not something you liked doing, so I assumed you found the process tedious?I mean, I could do it for you...
>>34784746oh its more that nail polish remover makes my nails feel weird and I don't like it
>>34784748Then we are at an impasse. :(I'd spend days finding out alternatives that work for you though.
>>34784749thank you for being considerate
>>34784748What about buffing it off
>>34784750I'd want my girl to want to do it for me (and her), so there is no reason to push it.
How do I talk to someone I don't know or don't know well
>>34784758With your genitals out, making it clear if you are the sub or dom.
>>34784752i wonder if that's possible>>34784753oh I'd get them painted for you if you want>>34784758establish common ground and ask questions
>>34784762It might damage your nails more than acetone idk
>>34784762>oh I'd get them painted for you if you wantYeah, I appreciate that, but I meant getting them done more regularly, since I personally really don't like heavily chipped polished, I guess it comes with being a handfag.
>>34784765lol well I get told my hands are so soft fairly regularly so I hope theyre good enough for you
I dislike weapons.
>>34784766Don't give me any bad ideas...
do men finger their own butts
>>34784771I did it once and didn't see the appeal
>>34784774it didn't feel good?
>>34784769It was a good movie.>>34784771Not unless you count cleaning the crack properly during a shower.
>>34784777Just felt like I was trying to shit something out but it wasn't going anywhere
>>34784778I said I dislike weapons not “Weapons” the movie. Heh, pay attention next time kiddo.
>>34784779fairs
>>34784769Yeah that album sucked
>>34784770would you want to cum on my hands?is that what its like to have a hand fetish?
It's crazy how B.O.B predicted how foids will act 10 years ago and everything else. Youtube shadowbanned the video for obvious reasons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KaIYWx9kcw
Did someone say blonde girls?
>>34784784Tldw
>>34784783No, I am not too much into handjobs, though they can be fun in some situations.But what I like is when the nails are either really hot looking, slutty, sexy, cute, anything really. There's also a part of it where you do it just for me, knowing it turns me on. I like kissing them, sometimes sucking and have you scratch me a bit when we're in heat.
>>34784782I said I dislike weapons not “Weapons” the mov- album. Heh, pay attention next time kiddo.
>>34784787scratching is always fun so I can understand that appeal. i don't like having nails that are too long though because they get in the way but I'm sure there's a compromise
>>34784786Basically, foids will be obsessed with wanting attention and instagram followers. Then he talks about the elites doing the Epstein stuff later.
>>34784789If you like them like in the pic I posted, that's sexy already. Or this length.I think what I just don't like is when there is no white and it looks like they've been chewed off.Maybe doing long ones for a special occasion... like a roleplay. *ahem*
I never liked other people scratching my itch. Never got it right.
>>34784791oh that's basically the length mine are at now. i was thinking you meant stilettos or something
I hate men but I love men
Women do you know how absolutely hypnotizing your hips are
>everyone around me is getting married>even younger couplessomeone push me off a cliffI am ready
>>34784805Of course. That's why I walk like that.
>>34784771I tried to see if it felt good. I guess I didn't find the prostate, because I didn't care much for it.
>>34784805Mhm
>>34784803Make up your mind. I can help you either way.
What advice do your friend give?
>>34784806The good part is avoiding divorces and family court rape.
OWWW OW OW OW OWWWW I BIT MY TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The prettiest girl
>>34784803Why? Men are better people than females. We are not as evil.
>>34784803What do you love and hate about them?
>>34784799>oh that's basically the length mine are at now.Would kiss.>stilettosNever heard that term, except for associated with shoes. hahSomething longer can be nice too, but at some point they become ridiculous looking. Like big ass fake press-ons.It's all about shape, delicacy and of course if they're on the girl I love, then I can't hold myself back anyway.
>>34784826>hatetheir behavior>lovetheir dick
All women are devious enchantresses. Beware my good man.
>>34784831>their behaviorElaborate
>>34784831I'm more than my dick, you know...
>>34784831We are more than just a piece of meat.
He thinks I'm... enchanting? *_*
I am meat
>>34784831>>34784803Such is the case with gay men.
>>34784841Can you drain my soul with a kiss tho?
>>34784841I think you are bad for me.
Sammich :3
>>34784655>when your dick hole so dry you can actually feel the cum shoot through it>This is a rare, but very satisfying feeling.I feel it every time. Maybe I need to start moisturizing my dick?
The old gray atoga ain't what she used to be.
>>34784707Is that basically everyone now a days. Everyone gossips, everyone does now about some form of type of social media or "celebrity".
Hello. Me? Eating. See you later.
I love the smell of cigarette smoke
>>34784805>Women do you know how absolutely hypnotizing your hips areWhere do you think the word "hypnotize" got it's name from? Hip-nosis
Femanons, get to atoga now. It's sunday, don't pretend you have anything better to do.
>>34784868Wait, wrong video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWy3vtRiBSo
>>34784868Why don't you tell us yourself? People so obssesed with ths kind of thing are usually trying to deflect their own insecurities.
>>34784874I’m playing video games. I’m popping in every now and then
>>34784874i watched a movie (project hail Mary) and now I'm just listening to a video on room acoustics
>>34784669>like is peace genuinely unattractive or do you just need the constant emotional rollercoaster to feel somethingPeace is a lie, there is only passion.Through passion I gain strength,Through strength I gain power, Through power I gain vaginas,With vaginas my chastity is broken. The whores shall free me...
Im not an eminem fan but FACK is an amazing songtruly for the ages.
>>34784858Oh it's always been that way.
>>34784669Men are innately supposed to build and discover
>>34784879Instead, you should watch a video on grooming autistics.
Didn't expect replies to be honest.>>34784878What are you playing?>>34784879Sounds interesting. Does it have to do with a job or it's just a hobby?
>>34784884so why are they not keen on building a stable relationship and why can't they discover reciprocity
I'm walking here!
>>34784887That's not how it works. You "discover" by banging a load of women. There's only so much to discover with one.
>>34784888*Nines your eleven*
>>34784887NTA. I think we get stuck on our exes. There's a quote about that, let me see if I can find it.
>>34784887They can, just not with you. You are for practice.
>>34784885why?>>34784886just a hobby, speakers and room acoustics are a hobby of mine right now
>>34784883Yeah, I've seen it happen.
>>34784887Become the person they want a stable relationship and reprocity with.
>>34784887Just my personal take but I think if you didn't learn that while developing you can't really make it a part of your true personality
>>34784713>I am the fertile pygmyBecome Knight Artorias of the Abyss, women throw their panties at that.>Unwaveringly loyal to a greater cause (doesn't simp)>Selfless sacrifice (Willingly plunged into the abyss knowing it would corrupt him to save the weak rather for personal glory)>Deep Compassion (gave up his own arm, allowed it to break entirely all to shield a puppy from dying)
>>34784887>>34784892>It turns out there's some science to back up my hard-earned (and real life) conclusions. A recent study found that while break-ups take a more immediate emotional toll on women, men often "never fully recover — they simply move on."https://www.nbcnews.com/better/health/why-men-may-make-take-longer-get-over-their-exes-ncna799791
>>34784901So they want a black wargreymon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUfPrrY3f8
>>34784904That's because men require holding the weight. Without that they can't form emotional pattern recognition to avoid the traps the next time around, making him wiser after each break up. Which is why women pre-select for men with experience I think. It depends though if the man actually learns shit from the experiences.
Moving on is recovering silly.
>>34784912Sort of. When a man moves on, he can do that emotionally. You know you got over an exgf as a man when the memory of her neither provokes emotion, neither anger or missing her, neither love or hate, just nothing, same as thinking of sawdust. Mentally though he remembers in an emotionless calculation to remember patterns of behaviour so as to spot them in the next woman he chooses to date, if the girl has too many red flags or the same icky scripts, he bounces
Women remember this. You aren't special to him you were just in the right place at the right time.
>meet girl in some place>talk here and there for a month>eventually our time there was over>texted her to go out>told me she just started going out with someone>wished her luck and told her to hmu if it doesnt go well>two months go by, she texted me>something about one of our conversations>didnt ask how i was, just asked for info and shared a picture of a booki really cant understand if shes interested or notseems too formal but maybe thats how it is, id like opinions
>>34784922Nah that's what makes a good woman special, she is that right time and she is that right place as far as the man is concerned, because after he has his shit together when a good woman can clearly see and count his personality and he can 'see' her as well, the bond hits harder than a truck and as far as the man is concerned that's his woman who he chooses above the others.
The stuff Russian girls post online.
>>34784887>reciprocityMost do that, but probably not with you. You come off as nasty.
>>34784910>wargreymonNobody knows what that is.
>>34784925>i really cant understand if shes interested or notThen she's not. Probably just wants you as her orbiter.
>>34784932Want a russian gf
>>>/r9k/85227306>r9k now has a diaper fetish general, because the incest and cutting ones weren't enough
>>34784944These are the people who choose their own extinction
>>34784922Lol at this platitude. Everything in your life is dependent on time and place. Hell, your very life is a product of it. My wife will be special to me.
>replied twiceReally rustled his jimmies
Rustle my jimmies femanon.
>>34784912Think of it like grief, you can no longer be debilitated by it, but you never stop missing them.
>>34784938I only want the idea of a slutty Russian sexbot.But in practice it's probably cumbersome.
We vague postin!
>>34784944You sure love r9k
>>34784964Sometimes I look at something shitty to remind myself how shitty shitty shit can be
>>34784960Who is we?
Both gendersIf lovecraftian-like gods existed, would their power and existence itself justify worship them?
We love Katamari.
>>34784965Are you a man or a female? why care
>>34784972You wouldn't get it.
>>34784974Well, sexual rejection leads to extreme fetishes with ugly guys, is this your first time on 4channel? Retard>no answerSo you're a female
In my dream she texted me again
https://youtu.be/oKA0m8DgVmQ?is=ruQ4QNbWyTEN_93->Be heartless hardass moid badguy from the streets>Get placed into prestigious rich people school because plot reasons>Queen bee popular girl coordially invites him to attend her exclusive birthday party >He tears the invite RSVP envelope in front of her coldly>Wipes her tear from her cheek and stoically says in a quiet voice>"I'll kill you.">The entire show she simps hard for him>Even begs him to come and get her when he ghosts >In the end they get married Do foids really?
>>34784881Based Dark Side enjoyer
>>34784881You lost me at >Through power I gain vaginasStill outsourcing your masculine prowess to women which negates everything else -100 points will be deducted from house badguy
>>34782576Girls, how am I supposed to take this?I'm a more burly guy, wouldn't say I'm not the best looking but don't think I'm too badI guess, i'm big and I guess dorky but don't have hygiene issues or anything related to it. Anyways my wife admitted to me while drunk that the reason she got with me in the first place was because of a humiliation kink she has. Basically because she is hot, being with a guy like me was degrading for her and initially was ashamed if people found out about me which made it hot for her. She then supposedly grew to love me then introduced me to people, and eventually got married.Is this a good thing or bad? I really don't know how to take this
>>34784669M hereWhy do you think a state of peace is reachable and should be the end goal of a relationship? Why is chasing peace and happiness in and of itself some sort of goal? It's never lasting, life always invites new complications and problems you have to deal with, that's true with relationships, but that's also part of the draw and I simply find the reasoning a bit skewed and questionable given you're visibly mad about your male friends being doofuses. I've had around 10 women that were interested in me in the last 3 years after a brief relationship that broke my heart, some I've tried pursuing and flirted with, but after knowing them better lost interest because I realized I was just trying to dissolve my ego and escape into the other person through sex and were reluctant to spend a prolonged period of time being single again. The others I had no interest in, mainly used for petty ego inflation and then gave them a firm no. I also have my doubts about my generation (was born in '99), which is why I always for women who are 3-5 years my age, and since I've been stuck in the purgatory of my 20s, been in a car accident that forced me to take another gap year from college, am caught up in the current recession and am struggling with doing tables, paying rent and finding time for writing and reading to still keep at my studies and the topics of my interest, as well as dealing with bipolar that is a clear red flag in the current landscape of dating, also having sever doubts about today's concept of love in our culture of instant self-gratification and treating love as a shortcut to escape dealing with your own personhood and throwing yourself at the feet of others, I'm not really game for dating anyone who approaches and shows interest in me, neither am I for willing prostitution on the dating apps and reject social media, which make things more difficult on the whole.
>>34784977>sexual rejection leads to extreme fetishes with ugly guysNta but it doesnt, thats not how thinks work. What can lead to those fetishes is getting groomed online, by people who intentionally target low self esteem individuals who will do anything to feel like they belong.They clamped down on trooning out robots, so now its other brands of fetishists who prowl that board.
>>34782576How do I get women to spread like this for me
>>34784986A friend I was with had a girlfriend and is still with her for about 6-7 years now, and she admitted to him a few years ago that she considered he was beneath her and wasn't the sort of guy she'd usually fall for or date. There's numerous such stories, most of them end up with people in relationships that last for quite a long time, some even until death does them part, so I would say this is not good or bad on its own, and that it doesn't make your wife's love for you fake or built on some sort of lie. The initial hook is what it is, what matters is whether the relationship has fruitful soil on which it can grow, develop and blossom, and given you're married, I'd say your foundations are good in that respect. Upon finding out about it, how did it make you feel?
>>34784986>Is this a good thing or bad? I really don't know how to take thisDo you think it's a good thing that your wife believes that you're objectively unattractive and beneath her?
>>34784977Ok, incel.
Oh I get it.
>>34784969If you read negative theology, Christian God is one such god, actually. Check out Jacob Boehme,.
>>34784669Men like that are just thinking with their dicks. They’re just trying to get laid and get bored after they’ve gotten what they wanted.
>>34784996You're the one seeking for acceptance for going on r9k >guisse guise i saw this crazy post on r9k aren't they wier??? O.oMoron
>>34784699I’ve been celibate for eight years. Multiple women have tried to hook up with me in that time.
It is time for me to show you my genitals.Just as my mentor once showed me his own genitals. It is time to pass the torch.
>>34784986Are you fat? Because bei g actually burly doesnt cause "hygiene issues", and I know fatsoes like calling themselves"big".In that case you should be happy that you scored a hot chick without even the bare minimum of not beibg fat. And her being into humiliation should unlock some fun stuff in the bedroom. And I'd assume she genuinely does love you, looks are mostly an entry ticket which she kinda skipped that way. Probably still gets off on the humiliation of being buried under a tubbo.
>>34784803I’m so tired of women like you. This stops being cute in your twenties.
>>34784995>>34784994Initially I found it funny then it hit it was kind of fu ked up but just played along and just observed her. She didn't seem to think it was a big deal saying then and she was just her usually cutesy extra lovey dovey drunk self.I don't doubt she loves me or anything but just feels weird I was just a kink for her. I guess it's not different to someone's looks being the initial draw like you said right?
>>34784803Fuck off. You just exploit men.
>>34784964For God so loved the world, that he came in the asshole of his only begotten son. God is a homosexual pedophile!
Guys I think I hate women.What should I do bwos?
>>34784971I kinda wish they stuck with the original title: Everybody Loves Katamari.I guess they thought it’d come across as a riff on Everybody Loves Raymond in North America.
>>34785008>>34784803You're hot then you're coldYou're yes then you're noYou're in then you're out
>>34785014>>34784971Everybody loves calamari.You shall feast upon squid.
>>34785010Do you think she'd take it like you did if you said to her that the only reason you gave her a chance is because you saw how unattractive she was and it played into your fetish? Do you think her love for you now is genuine and compensates it? Do you think that even if she loves you, she still doesn't think you're beneath her?
>>34785007I have been fatter so I guess I'm considered fat but like I said. I don't think I'm those typical fat poor hygiene nerds.I guess she likes my weight being over her. I don't think she would leave me or anything if I lost the weight and became normal or fitter
>>34785016Ew, no.
>>34785016Squids are disgusting to eat.
>>34785016I do love calamari and made this same joke in 2005 a few too many times.
>>34785016>>34785019>>34785020Spanish/Portuguese tinned squid is the best
Foids are ignoring me bros
>>34784836>>34784840I've spent most of my life hearing that men are poor communicators that only care about sex, but the women I've met in my life so far have convinced me that this was all projection.
Gals who like discussing MGS 2 for days on end, where can you be found in real life? I want to court you. >>34785020Octo salad and calamari are delicious, anon.
>>34785024Stop posting repulsive shit, creep.
Gender.First three pornstar names you can remember.M.Ava DalushLily RaderJasmine Webb
>>34785030Tinned fish is yummy.
>>34785031MAlexis TexasSasha GreyRiley Reid
>>34785018Love grows over time, so I wouldnt worry about that. Also it means you do look hot to her, in a roundabout way.But you should really lose it, for her sake, unless you want her to be an early widow some day or perpetually unfucked due to ED. Lugging a barrel of lard wherever you go is not good for the body.
>>34785030Don't knock it til you try it anon, there's a whole world of gourmet tinned fish waiting for you out there
>>34785034>fishYes, but not disgusting squid shit.>>34785038Fuck off.
>>34785039>Yes, but not disgusting squid shit.Nope, those too. Scallops as wellYou lose me at oysters, admittedly. Never had snails before either.
Niggas will really just eat anything
>>34785041Stop posting.
>>34785043The gourmand posting will continue until your palate widens.
>>34785045Yeah lemme get uh. Ground beef mixed with rice or potatoes or pasta please. Don't forget the frozen veg.
>>34785031Who the fuck are ANY of those.
>>34785031MYuma AsamiAsia Carrera Rachel Starr
>>34785039Would you rather try some octopus?>>34785041Yea I feel like tinned shellfish doesn't hold up as well as every other fish, I'm always looking for a nice tin of mussels but there's always this aftertaste that I don't fuck with. The cephalopods turn out great though, super tender. I prefer this style of prepping them over what you'd get at like a Japanese restaurant. Do you enjoy raw/cooked oysters outside of a tin or you just don't like em at all? And escargot is overrated in my opinion, only tastes as good as the sauce >>34785043Some of these tins I've had at better than the shit you could order at most restaurants
>>34785049Nice thick brit who reminded me of a girl I knew in school.Skinny blonde.Negress with a fat ass.
Women do you wear nylons/hose?
>>34785031Mria sakuraiairi minamimai araki
I have made friends with my ex bf most recent ex gf and we talk shit about him but it still weirds me out that he put his penis in someone i now consider a friend and whom he left me for she didn’t know.
>>34785057Sounds better than nonstop hating her from a distance. Do you feel better about the breakup now? How's that other girl feeling about it, she still mentally unstable?
>>34782576>Ex hits me up>Been missing her like crazy so I'm pleased>Start hooking up>As I'm cumming she says she doesnt love me anymore>Cum the hardest I've ever have>When she leaves I start tearing up and it's been eating at me.>See her again and she does the same thing.Why would she do this and why did that emotional pain make me cum so hard. Should I contact her again and ask her why she did that
>>34785065Probably so you don't get the wrong idea.
>>34785065>Why would she do thisBecause she's a cruel person who either seems to enjoy hurting you or just finds the sex worth hurting you.>why did that emotional pain make me cum so hard.Because your body found that a preferable reaction to physically mirroring the sensation of your soul being torn in half.>Should I contact her again and ask her why she did thatI think you should either do that or block her and never waste your time on her again.
TFW just took a big swig of spoiled milk. It’s over for me. Goodnight, femanons, I love you.
>>34785031MMia MalkovaAmarna MillerMisty Stone
>>34785074That's why you always smell it first dumb ass nigga
>>34785031M, uhhhh Riley Reid, Faye Reagan, uhhhhh there's some I can picture whose names I don't remember. Oh Hitomi Tanaka is another one. I was never much into pro porn
>>34785077Hubris was my downfall.
>>34784886Cyberpunk. It’s pretty good, but some of the scenes drag on too long. Voice acting is all over the place. It’s very repetitive, and kinda shocked how small they made the city feel. It’s all ground level, it’s bare minimum things to do outside kill these people that stand around exactly like everyone else. Can’t have a flying car? Not that it really matters because there is nothing above street level. Shooting people is fun though. And story is sorta interesting, but I have a feeling it’s not going have a satisfactory ending. They really put a lot of effort into the Pre-Heist build up with tense moments and interesting characters. But everything after is so… weak. I wish could see the progress of how this game was made. Anyways, do you like the game?
>>34785081>It’s very repetitiveWelcome to 95% of open world RPGs
>NOIOOO DONT SUCK YM COCK, DONT SUCK MY COCK NOOOOOOOdid anyone actually believe this shit?
>>34785052It's all the same shit, weirdo.
>>34785084>t. didnt watch the movie
>>34785084Youre doing thT keanur movi thing rnt yoo
>>34785081I haven't played it yet. I've heard that after all the tweaks and the dlcs it got very good. But I've also heard that it lacks a lot of rpg systems and that there isn't much to do. But in the end it's a solid game and I like the cyberpunk stuff, so I'll give it a chance one day. Probably should watch the anime too.Nobody asked, but as for me, I'm playing The Sinking City right now.
>>34785083Yeah, but good ones make the repetitive stuff interesting. In this one it kinda comes down to two things.Do you want to take your time to infiltrate and stealth around like a ninja, or do you pick up a shotgun and end every encounter in 5-10 second.
>>34785086You gotta expand your palate anon, there's a wide open world of new foods and cuisines for you to explore and enjoy. Just keep an open mind
Ughhh duhhhhhhhhhhh
>>34785094Man, if anons are already tripping with squid and octopus, wait until they discover that people eat lamprey.
Bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla.
>>34785095Are you cumming
>>34785091The anime is near perfect. I would say it does a better job showing this world, characters and story better than the game. I don’t know Sinking City, but I’ll check it out
BeepBoop
>>34785094I am not touching no jeetfish
OH YEAH, it's SHITTING TIME!
>>34785101It's not a perfect game, but I think it has a great ambience and some good ideas. A bit repetitive, but still fun and engaging most of the time. If you like Lovecraft, I think it's probably one of the best games out there. The sequel's coming out soon, I hope they improve on some of the problems.
>>34785060I did initially hate her for 3 months up until yesterdayNo i actually feel worse because she showed me messages where she asked was that girl your with your girlfriend and he denied it, but i knew something was going on obviously i just wasn’t aware she had no idea. He basically cheated on me with her came back while they were together to text me as well so cheated on her with me. She is very much scared of him and doesn’t want to confront him about anything because she told him too much. Me on the other hand I want to scream at him, and from what she told me it’s seems like he did her alot worse than me as in sexually taking advantage of her while she was drunk. But he is a really manipulative man I just don’t want to become good friends with her and then them get back together, she invited me on a trip in a few weeks where all 3 of us will be in the same proximity at an event 30k people. She seems cool enough and honestly if he liked her then we probably have things in common. It does hurt though it seems like she got alot closer with him than I did emotionally but that’s completely besides the point I took his virginity but he seems to be a chronic cheater
>>34785092>good onesLike what? >In this one it kinda comes down to two things.The mainline quests and a few side things have some variety but once you've got that done all that's left is radiant stuff and random encounters which obviously ain't shit. I feel like the gameplay is kind of more of a backdrop for the environment/story a movie with shit to do in between. I thought Johnny's arc was interesting
>>34785031MaleI never cared for their names
>>34785098Never tried lamprey but I have tried razor clams. Coworker went on a trip to Spain and picked me up a couple tins as a souvenir. She even gave me instructions on how to prep it but honestly they were just ok. Still very sweet of her though. Never tried tinned eel though but I love eel at restaurants so I'm assuming I'd probably enjoy it >>34785103I'm telling you the Portuguese and Spanish shit is where it's at. Would you rather try some weird ass french cheese or some weird ass Iberian tinned fish
>>34785106The only lovecraftian game I have played is Bloodborne, but I love that game. Didn’t care much for the dlc and for some reason I did the entire Chalice thing, don’t know why I did that to myself. Abhorrent Beast, fuck you.
Never seen more than 2 minutes of porn back in the day. Now I just look at pornographic images.
>>34785116I'm spaniard and I approve this message. Seriously, get some mackerel in oil or one of those tuna cans that seem like a tommy gun drum magazine from a good brand.
>>34785120Lol, I hope I get to play Bloodborne on day, it seems right up my alley. At least I have Lies of P for now, also a very good game.
>>34784874I'm awake now.
>away from work for 3 weeks>bored as fuck and the vacation didnt even start yetI'll make some coffee, you need anything atoga?
>>34785129Yeah a thousand euros.
>>34785108Sounds like maybe you're better off for not having become closer with him emotionally. You gonna go to the trip with her? Seems like that girl is maybe latching on to you pretty quick, be careful that she doesn't become dependent on you or some shit. Not saying don't go on the trip, I'd probably go, but maybe exercise some caution with her even as you help her out. Fuck your ex though. How old are you 3?
>>34785129Confidence. But coffee sounds good too.
Women, did you like those dolls the peed and pooped when you were a kid? I saw a video of some woman complaining about those and being like "who would ever want this?" But then I asked my mom and she said she liked those.
Tomboy booty cheeks, delicious
>>34785123You got a favorite brand of tinned fish señor anon? Or maybe just a favorite tin?
>>34785137They don't wipe
>>34785129Sure, you some pussy? I need a hit mang Im crashing hard please nigga please
>>34785108>This girl fucked my ex (he cheated)>She said he is abusive and manipulative and even drunk raped her >She is still with him>Oh so she wants to invite me to hang out with her and the drunk girl cheater rapist, I should totally go!Do you listen to yourself at all?
>>34785129Cup of water for me, thanks. Got anything planned for the vacation?
>>34785109Elden Ring comes to mind. The array of weapons and magic, it change the approach and challenge of the game a lot. Am I going to do another play through of Cyberpunk but with assault rifles, is it worth every forced dialogue, is the scripted car chase going to feel different this time around? Btw scripted chase scenes, what the hell that shit was outdated when I was a kid.
>>34785133Im 23 she’s 19
>>34785129Shit you not I almost drank water today by accident haha COCCLAR CORLCLCLCLV
>>34785142No she broke up with him I said she’s his ex girlfriend._.
>>34785141I cant give what I dont have>>34785131sent :)>>34785135based>>34785143absolutely nothingwalks and gym>>34785147careful with that stuff, its dangerous I've heard people drown in there sometimes
>>34785149The trip is a music festival so we won’t be with him with him just in proximity like I said
>>34785149oh so that makes a difference huh? That changes the dynamic enough that you want to get in the physical and verbal proximity of a drunk girl rapist who cheated you? What's the logic?
>>34785139I haven't tried them all, but Albo it's usually very good quality. The fish is usually meaty and with good taste. I'm sure there are other luxury brands around, but I think this one's probably the best one you can get in a regular supermarket. Of course, nothings tops going to a village and buying their local brand. That's the good stuff.
we so up!
>>34785136Your mom was fucking weird, bro.
>>34785156Maybe it's just you that lacks a maternal instinct.
>>34785158Also no.
>>34785152Are you retarded?
>>34785155ew
I love smoking
>>34785162Cool no one cares go choke and die on your vape assholeIdk what your question is…
Why does this feel like a modern update of the kind of shit that would be shown in a 1970s porno theatre?
>>34785146Yea you're both young as fuck. That girl needs to be in therapy if she's not already >>34785151Try to keep an eye out for her so she doesn't do some stupid shit while you guys are there
>>34785165Im gonna watch porn rn thx
>>34785160>she invited me on a trip in a few weeks where all 3 of us will be in the same proximity at an event 30k people.All three = femanon, the girl he cheated with, and the drunk girl rapist himself. But remember it's just a "proximity". Get real, only an idiot accepts to socialize with bad news.
>>34785170Think how many 30 thousand people is anon do you think you’d run into someone you know it’s not likely but very possible I can’t even imagine what 30k people would look like
>>34785165Taxi Driver reboot
>>34785174Are you socially inept? When you accept to go attend a venue with people the implication is to either travel there together or at the least there is a point of contact before, during, or after the show. Nobody texts anyone or calls anyone to say "Hello I am attending a large festivity. I won't be meeting you at all, just go there at the same time I will be there and that's all."??? Think
I was at a rave and I saw the fucking German rapist again, and his Czech girlfriend that doesn't seem to mind his fucking rapist behaviours. Probably helps him catch and drug his victims. Jesus fucking Christ, mate.
>>34785177why would the girls be hanging out with their ex boyfriend… especially when he raped one of them
>>34785177Uh we’d be going together me and her not him lol he can go on his own why would we go together
>>34785180Yeah that's what I want to know. Either both the girls in this story are not that bright, or they're both thinking of trying to control the situation involving a rapist. What people with common sense do is they leave the rapist, go as far away as possible, cut all ties, and work up courage to report to police. They don't invite the fucking guy to go enjoy a concert lmao the fuck even is that
>>34785165Huh? What?
>>34785181Why is she even attending something where a rapist is at? Why is she trying to take you with her to where a rapist is at? ???? This doesn't add up.
Good things about moids:>sex>driving>moving heavy shit/opening jars>money (sometimes)Did I forget something?
>>34785186Here's the (you) you wanted.
>>34785108>He basically cheated on me with her came back while they were together to text me as well so cheated on her with me.>so cheated on her with meAnd you weren't aware of this...?>>34785152>>34785142Read properly or stfu, ESLtard.
women, thoughts on the very narrow subset of male voices you like?
>>34785182>>34785185What are you guys not understanding? We would not be together the tickets are not together. I don’t even have a ticket yet. They bought theirs separately. It’s a music festival not a concert so it’s a pretty large area. So I’ll buy my ticket if I’m going, then I assume me and her would travel together. Listen, it’s not about the concert. My question was is it OK if I be friends with this woman?
>>34785186You forgot the unconditional love and affection if you manage to get us to open our heart.
My fellow Americans
>>34785185>>34785182NTAYou are exceptionally mentally deficient.
>>34785192My answer is no. Because she seems to be really interested to take you to a place where she knows a rapist is at. That's extremely red flag shit, don't go to that musical festival if you value your safety.
>>34785186>drivingNo>moving heavy shit/opening jarsSometimes also no.>money (sometimes)Girl no.Yeah, you forgot they're good at dying in war.
>friend I've met when she was 19 is 23 now>when she first moved I thought she was too young for me to date (I was 27) but we were flirty>dated one of my friends for 2-3 years but they were dumb and continuously tried to make it work when it wouldn't>got my heart broken by another girl at the end of April, she's been single for about a year now>she started coming to my church and hanging out with my church friends>"Well anon what are you doing with that girl?" - all of my church friends>shortly into it she spills that her SIL who's the same denomination as me is trying to set her up with a guy from their church>realized I didn't like it when she said he was visiting soonI wanted to wait until I graduated in the next couple of months to start dating again, but I feel like I want to make a move now. I'm still friends with her ex though, but he's planning to move away. I'd be lying if I said my heartbreak wasn't on my mind every day, but I'm not sure if this is the right path to move on.What should I do, /atoga/? Say I think I've developed feelings for her and risk blowing things up? There were things I didn't like about her that turned me off from dating her, but I think it was mostly maturity (and decision-making), and they've mostly gone away.
>>34785186We don't care what a gay man thinks.
>>34785199>church friendsPlease state this in your first sentence from now on so I won't waste my time reading your post.
I’m done explaining things to retards who can’t understand simple conceptsDoes anyone know what warped tour is? It’s warped tour similar to like lalapoolza or whatever the fuck it’s a big outdoor area with multiple artists performing
>>34784684>>34784699all anyone wants is sex it's called reproduction it's why our hearts beat it's why we get up in the morning, it's the hook on which we hang all the tapestry of inner life and public behavior... if you think you're different because you're a woman then you know even less about yourself than i do.
>>34785206And the lgbtq?
>>34785195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjw1ec_arf4
>>34785202t. missed the Christlike nature of Tanjiro in KnY
>>34785208Mental illness
>>34785205You are extremely naive and if you can't understand that when people invite you to attend an event, no matter how large that it is, no matter if it's outdoors, the implications is you will meet with them at some point. That is why the three of you agree to buy tickets for a specific time to a specific event. That is why for example, if you bought in to go a day before their own tickets or a day after, they will tell you to buy it to be in the same day. Because the implications is the three of you are going to be in contact, in speaking distance.She has told you he raped her while she was drunk, was abusive and manipulative. And yet she has purchased tickets to go and be in the same location at the same time as him. Why do you think that is? Do you think she just wanted to make it a funny coincidence? For a laugh? "Haha I am going to attend the same festival as the guy who raped me on the same time of day when he is going to be there."??? Hello?
>>34785206i'm definitely just a mentally ill foid then
>>34785208just as we learn to speak inside our minds by first learning to speak to others, so do faggots develop a sexual attraction to men derived from an initial reproductive impulse that failed to find its correlate in females
>>34785213>That is why the three of you agree to buy ticketsYou seriously need to reread what she wrote and stop trolling, you are not funny or entertaining.
>>34785192It's ok to give it a shot, just be careful. Like I said, seems like the type to get way too attached. What are your concerns with befriending her?
>>34785186Our brain is closer to autism by default. We can accumulate deep specialized knowledge easily.
I wish I was the kind of guy that could go to any bar and find a girl to fuck.
Either gender, why do some people stop in the middle of a busy walkway for no apparent reason?
>>34785222Go fuck an old fatso.
>>34785224They have high standards too. Just look at bv.
>>34785217No you do, read between the lines. The fact that femanon knows the ex guy has his tickets, is because the girl knows about it and told femanon. Which means the girl is in contact with rapist-sama. She talks to him still, and this implies the two (rapist and clingy girl) have an agreement to meet. That's exactly what it reads as to anyone who doesn't have autism
>>34785223MController disconnected
>>34785226I'm not going to read your retarded incel drivel anymore, goodbye.
>>34785214no you just have the female equivalent of a madonna-whore complex where you think sex is some orwellian concept and a man should love you first platonically or something.... but that too is your reproductive strategy women aren't special, it's all designed around avoiding commitment and keeping your options open, you don't want to get pregnant willy nilly, so you instinctively want a bunch of platonic male friends so you can properly weigh your options, this is all designed around ensuring reproductive success retard, nothing escapes this principle....
>>34785224Sorry to disappoint you, not my thing.
>>34785230Oh so you were lying initially.
>>34785146Hey man I am 23. We should like fuck or something.
>>34785150Thanks a bunch friend now I can get an escort without worrying about rent.
>>34785186I don't drive. People drive me. Deal either it.
Women, why are you against waiting until marriage?
>>34785235God made women so they drive us to places
>>34785239Not against it. Do what you want.
>>34785240TFW no hypercompetent driver/bodyguard/henchwoman gf.
>>34785229what
>>34785242Yes. Women exist to provide us with money and security.
>>34785223FSelf awareness and situational awareness is not a given or equal.
>>34785240No, I want to drive them around.
>>34785247But are you self aware of how cute you are?
Women if your bf killed himself would you call him a pussy on his epitaph
1984: 2019
Can a woman in this day and age choose permanent singlehood to honour god?
>>34785223>Either gender, why do some people stop in the middle of a busy walkway for no apparent reason?Male I do this sometimes it's because I have just remembered something I had forgotten and I stop in my tracks to deliberate whether I should continue going where I was supposed to go, or turn back and go take care of what I forgot.
>>34785256>godWhich one?
>>34785258Me
>>34785258>Which one?
Whats the toxic trait that prevents you from seeking/getting a partner?M28For me, it's my Major Depression. I just cope at this point.
>>34785262f, you would have thought BPD but alas I'm partnered
>>34785261You know there's like hundreds of religions...?
>>34785262Same.
>>34785263Women can't be incels no need to answer this question
>>34785263Pussy too clingy.
>>34785264Think where you are. Remember which language is being used to type the words. Which continent does this language come from? And then remember what religion is common in the same place where this language is written.
https://voca.ro/1e0qoK4qOVCy
>>34785251Probably not cute, but hot, sure
>>34785273I'd coom in you and give you a baby
Need an anti-vaxxer boyfriend who hates big pharma.
>>34785270You kids are always so insanely boring.
>>34785252I wouldn’t call him anything, or talk about him to anyone. He wanted to be gone, I’ll make sure that he will not be remembered, if it’s in my power
>>34785262M 27Probably being so shy, thinking that there's nothing attractive about me, feeling like expressing my desire or interest is something bad and the fact that I don't go out much or meet a lot of people.
>>34785274I don’t want that, later
>>34785239Not against it. But I don't want to wait. You do you.
>>34785273Being cute is just like being hot for someone who loves you.
>>34785279>I’ll make sure that he will not be remembered, if it’s in my powerThat's a bit psychotic but OK
>>34785265It's been so exhausting that making that post on atoga is all the energy I can muster to "vent".
>>34785262MI guess depression also. But the anxiety is a much bigger problem. If it was only depression, my life would be fine.
>>34785277Chudette has joined chat again
>>34785239Because most men also don't want to wait for marriage because it's not the 1600s.
>>34785285NTANot really.
>>34785291Men didn't have to wait back then either.It was always just a misogynist rule pretty much only for women.
>>34785291Some still do. Though it kind gets hard to wait when you date an insecure mentally ill loser girl who threatens to dump you or harn herself if you don't fuck her
Hi, bunnies
>>34785295>It was always just a misogynist rule pretty much only for women.It was a social guard rail to help women filter out social 'free riders' from the high value men. In other words, men who actually loved the woman would agree to wait to have sex. Men who only cared about sex would get filtered and not wait for her. This was the signal that he was not marriage material. It's the opposite of misogynistic. What's misogynistic is pretending men who want to fuck you right away will gladly marry you
>>34785297Need to destroy this kind of food's pussy with my monster cock
>>34785275How do you know he was a great man? Are you her unc?
>>34785301>It's the opposite of misogynistic.No, it was inherently misogynistic and you know that of course, because the women who didn't adhere to it were shamed.Whereas the men weren't.
>>34785258*Rolls eyes* vishnu
>>34785301Do you really thing horny village teenagers weren't sneaking off to fuck each other in the barn or whatever in the 16th century
>>34785297>Some still do.Then go find them if they exist.>wah they're ugly lazy housewife types because they grew up conservative and internalized all the misogynyNobody cares except you.
>>34785304Shamed by the other women, fucked by the men. Usually the men who never wanted to wait lol. So now instead of having a nice strong system that did the filtering for the woman and equalize the power dynamics (man as gatekeeper of relationship Vs woman as gatekeeper of sex) now all modern girls can do is drink a man's piss, spread cheeks, and act like his fantasy harlot in hopes that he will maybe stay and not leave for another piece of skirt.To call the guard rail misogynistic is absolute lunacy. Unless you want to tell me you really enjoy getting passed around by men who don't think you're actually worth staying for?
>>34785250I only want to drive them to my dungeon. It's hidden in the woods.
>>34785311NTA>It was only other women who shamed them!!Men really fucking hate accountability, holy shit.
GendersThoughts on gen z?
>>34785316MaleI try not to think about them
>>34785316Dope. *dabs*
>>34785316No
>>34785301Meanwhile in reality, it was both customary and openly encouraged for men to lose their virginbity at a brothel as well as regularly visit before they marry. A habit that many kept after marriage, because finding out whether you're sexually compatible only after the fact has a high chance of drawing a dud. If you wish for current IRL examples, look no further than the muslim world, where young men go for goats and little boys to obtain sexual satisfaction before marriage. No sex before marriage only encourages hypocrisy and degeneracy. Your type invents the past as a fariy tale to justify your delusional wordlview.It has zero connection to the actual historical relaity, which is thankfully over. >>34785311You're just a desperate low T Beta who cannot connceive of women being human and enjoying sex. You need your chaste princess on a pedestal phantasy , prjecting ruthlessly onto women who have never asked for it and overwhelmingly would prefer being seen as fellow human beings, not some kind of saviour phantasy.
>>34785316MHopefully I'll die before I see what they make of the world and eveything I love.
>>34785316Bussin. Fr fr no cap
>>34785314Uh huh. Just saying the system of waiting until marriage was for the woman, to equalize the selection powers, specifically to protect her against man's sexual hypocrisy of wanting the virgin but also wanting the slut, where he takes her, ruins her social value, and fucks off. It was to give an edge to women.But lie about how it was misogynistic all you want. Pretend getting rid of the power leverage that equalised the dynamic was a bad thing. I'm sure those men who use you like a cigarette to toss you away who also conveniently said cynical things about marriage sure give a shit lol
>>34785316M, I think I am one? I'm borderline but I don't relate much to their nonsense. I've never used tik tok and I only used discord to run a server with friends and I feel like those two things are huge influences on their culture
>>34785322>T. Man who will fuck a woman but won't marry her
>>34785323Have you seen what boomers/basedllenials have done, how can zoomers make it any worse
>>34785329This is how we know your generation is fucked. 20-something years old and still pointing fingers
>>34785314FI was born in 1995, so I'm right on the border between millennial and Gen Z and holy fuck I can't stand Gen Z. Their brains have been rotted by social media and TikTok garbage.>>34785326Let me guess, you're one of those guys who thinks that women had it great in the past because some women were born into wealthy families/royalty.
>>34785333You should die.
>>34785333>right on the borderMa'am you are decomposing
>>34785333>Let me guess, you're one of those guys who thinks that women had it great in the past because some women were born into wealthy families/royalty.No need to guess anything femanon, just stating a fact and the fact is waiting for marriage = woman's power leverage. Men who want to fuck the woman and then leave her are desperate to get such women to drop their virtue because they know it stands in the way of their ego quest to fuck the virgin and then leave
>>34785333Shut up, hag
>>34785333Don't listen to the haters. You're a doll.
>>34785316MThey’re inheriting a doomed economy, they became working age right as the whole world shut down to protect geriatrics, they grew up too late to enjoy the untainted internet, and they grew up just in time to be bombarded by endless psyops from every world government. They’re easy to hate but really I feel bad for them. They never had a chance.
>>34785343
>>34785343Meh, no need to get upset. Zoomers are acting exactly in the obnoxious and unlikable way they've always acted and then they think it's a win in their delusions. I feel sorry for them more than anything.
>she thinks it's because of her generationOh my days.
Post World War young generations had jt better than gen Z. They had so much culture. We have porn.
>>34785346Shhh, you can't criticize the COVID lockdowns, that makes you evil.
>>34785316MGreat for putting my dick in.
>>34785355Porn is cool
>>34785355Porn is your culture. That's why the lads only care to get their cocks wet and the girls will allow men to drill every single orifice in a casual fwb setup for the maybe promise of warmth and commitment
i have come to the wise conclusion that nobody ever has had it good and everyone and everything sucks but the suck is what makes it good but not good but good if you know what i mean
I was definitely born in the wrong generation. And this is not a joke.
>>34785355Nah, millenial men are porn ruined too. It's the internet's fault.
>>34785364I think the sex that stayed at home and never even had to step into the scorching sun had it pretty good all things considered.
>>34785355Porn was bigger in the 70s
>>34785364How's he swimmin like that man he's gonna drown get that doggone cst out da water
>>34785365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcmylxQ0ma4
>>34785359My younger brother graduated in 2020 so I feel really strongly about that shit. He totally failed to launch and I think that was a big part of it.
>>34785333>pls accept me millennials ;_; am i cool if i also hate zoomers?I hope you're married and have children at 31.
>>34785367I hate social media. Ruined human social behaviour.
>>34785364Nah gen Z is a special case. First ever generation to be raised by a smartphone and not a human. No one else ever had that the only generation out of 12,000 generations of humans.
>>34785368the sex is always greener on the other side of the fence, as the saying goes
>>34785371I knew someone would post this xd I remember watching him but now I realise how much of a cretin he was Glad he grew up.
>>34785374You hate social media yet you're posting here. Isn't that a bit hypocritical.
>>34785376Good thing it IS (and always was), and doesn't just LOOK greener.
>>34785316Oh shit, I'm a gen z by one year. Get me the fuck out of here.
>>34785374Back in the gen X time, at least you could tell which men were porn ruined because they hoarded physical media and went to clubs. Now absolute normie men go to clubs and have terrabytes of media hidden on thumbdrives they can just put in their ass.
>>34785376>Glad he grew up.Unlike you.
[spoiler]need doomer gen z bf who hates everything about society but is a massive hypocrite that participates in all of the worst aspects of it and ends up deeply troubled and upset with his life and never feels fulfilled ever but will never kill himself either[/spoiler]
>>34785379Nta but not really because this place is at least low social stakes and anonymous. What makes social media insidious is the clout. You can't gain clout when anonymous. When clout is involved people become very fake and narcissistic very fast.
Sneed
>>34785388Hahaha
Amazing how it's normal for older people to shit on younger generations, yet zoomers are so entitled that they'll throw a shitfit when it happens to them.
>>34785388How does that explain the 90% of bait threads and posts on every board?
>>34785387Hey->but will never kill himselfBye.
>>34785387Is this a cheetah or a leopard I can't tell
>>34785391>why aren't you a retarded cuck who will let a wretched ugly half-dead parasite talk down to you
>>34785391They really do throw a shit fit. They're beyond reproach, everything is someone else's fault apparently. And when cornered they couldn't help it was was their 'trauma'.
>>34785328Eh, you're one of those tradfags who only sees men as workslaves who should be forced to simp hard and live as sexless castrated slaves to both their wives and their bosses. Your worldview is as misandric as it is misogynistic, truly the worst of all worlds combined.
>>34785391>Wtf why are they insulting me back!
>>34785398Eh how about actually love and marry the woman whose anus you insist on prolapsing eh
>>34785396>>34785399What have you achieved in life beyond spamming wojack memes and watching TikTok?
>gen warYet another femon psyop everyone falls for.Notice how femshits are conveniently always left out and protected?
>>34785395I think it's a leopard. It's not as lithe as a cheetah, and the spots are not cleanly round and small.
>>34785403>I-It's only the women who criticize zoomers!Desperate cope.
>>34785402What have you beyond yelling at a cloud
>>34785369Porn was a bigger *topic* in the 70s, but grabbing porn video cassettes and playing them on your TV really wasn't somethign that many people were doing. Let alone visit a porn theater to jerk off in the dark. If you wanted to make an emergency Gooning kit, you'd have needed a truck to move it, so not many people did that.
>>34785244just forget it....
>>34785404I want her to claw my throat open
>>34785406There it is. Kill yourself, femon.
>>34785407That's an interesting way of saying "Nothing".
>>34785403>Notice how femshits are conveniently always left out and protected?Actually it's men who talk down to the gen zhitters. Do you want to be protected by other men little man? Would that make you feel nice and safe? Maybe we can get you some fairy lights and a hot cocoa and a snuggly blanket
>>34785395not a cheetah. you can tell by the spots and the overall body. chunkier than cheetah
>>34785333As if women my age, like you, don't have brainrot. As if.
>>34785400tradfaggotry isn't exactly widespred where I live, most women would just rightfully assume that I'm some kind of weirdo or creep for asking them to marry me before we even have lived together or actually know each other.
>>34785413Again, proving me right. Do you femtards ever get tired?
>>34785408> The term "Golden Age of Porn", or "porno chic", refers to a 15-year period (1969–1984) in commercial American pornography, in which sexually explicit films experienced positive attention from mainstream cinemas, movie critics, and the general public.
Is it normal to jizz your pants after like 2 hours of making out with hot girl and dry humping each other? We have never had sex, and we're both opposed to sex before marriage, but we've been getting carried away with ourselves physically the past week and this has happened 3 times. Is it relatively normal to jizz your pants in this context, or do I potentially suffer from premature ejaculation?
genderlunchdubs determine mine
Femanons are cute little goonsluts and they don't even know it
>>34785415I've never used TikTok or Instragram. Can you say the same?
>>34785410I want a big cat monstergirl gf that bites my throat down and kills me in a lustful frenzy.>>34785414Which one is the right one? A jaguar?
>>34785418What's funny is you invertedly argue for feminism and don't even realize it. You want to be protected and all snug like the girlies huh? Notice how when you want that, the girls won't fuck you?
>>34785420Also would most women understand this, or would you think there is something wrong with me?
>>34785423Yes, I can.
>>34785402>What have you achieved in life beyond spamming wojack memes and watching TikTok?
>>34785421MHad rice with sirloin.
>>34785425>But call her a woman and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
>>34785430That's an interesting way of saying "Nothing".
>I've never used tiktok! You know this shit is just as bad and worse in some ways right
>>34785432Lol posting a canned copypasta. Zoomers can't even generate their own thoughts. You're cooked son, enjoy the hell that follows
>>34785420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUP4butezo8
It's so gratifying to see how terrified women look when you point them out. All they can do is desperately try to insult you.We will kill you. Your reign is over.
>>34785417>Rightfully assume I'm some kind of weirdo or creepThe weirdo/creep is the guy who only wants to fuck them but won't commit
>>34785428Yes it is completely normal if you arent normally jerking off. Most women won't understand. So my suggestion is to go choke your chicken the day before you have sex. It will help keep you in the fight longer.
I wanna be her light when her days are dark
>>34785439What are your thoughts on the SCUM Manifesto?
>>34785439>t. least resentful and envious incel.
A girl for every anon! BEACH DAY!
>>34785435I open tiktok and only see half naked girls. Tiktok is so wierd.
>>34785419Yes, because porn made money. It wa sa relative niche, but the people in it paid the same if not more than for regular cinema visit and home movies, while carrying only a fraction of the production costs. Nowadays competition is insane, and while theres more participants, most don't pay for porn at all and the ones who do are hotly competed over by hundreds of major paysites, OF whores and niche producers. A full multiple siute subscription costs less per month than renting one 90 minute porn movie did back then.
>>34785424ya
>>34785446And what do we see here
>>34785439>He said, autistically unaware he'd been typing to older menYou'll go back to your NTR doujinshi and your RTS campaign or some shit
>>34785439That's a bit extreme. A more proportionate goal would be for them to be confronted with overwhelming evidence on the failure of feminism and the society that women now rule. But the media won't let that happen.
>>34785443Women's Quran
>>34785448"ya" to the jaguar or "ya" to the killer big cat gf?
>>34785435>>34785446Who is the best current tiktokker? I remember Charli was the number one tiktokker for a while, but I have no idea now.
>>34785451Nta the best thing to do is just let them rot, the guys and the girls. So don't help the men, they don't want help. And don't fuck/marry their women, let them be content with just casuals and fwbs. Let half of their generation go extinct. They cannot be saved.
>>34785440Look, pal, lets just call it a draw. I will keep frolicking in the sun with women who are just as happy to spend time with me as I am with them, and you keep reverberating your gooncave with autistic screeching over other peoples business.Its also funny and extremely misogynistic how you just assume that women somehow have no agency and simply get "seduced" against their will. ir ecommend a strict course of touching grass and talking to women if you are interested in remedying that.
What has to get fucked up in a woman's mind for her to go into finance
Do you guys think I should make an account on a gay dating app just so I can get the confidence boost from people flirting with me?
>>34785453to the jaguar>bites my throat down and kills me in a lustful frenzy.oh..
>I-I'm totally a man! I swear!lol>>34785451Nah. Women have got to the top through extremist tactics. You have to copy and adopt the winners' strategy.
>>34785457Just love and marry the girl you insist on creampieing dude it's not hard why is that hard for you?
>>34785464Nta Sometimes you wanna fuck her but can't marry her best of both worlds
>>34785458Money. Same as men.
>>34785466I respect you at least you don't go male feminist about it "misogyny! It's misogyny to want to love and commit to the woman whose throat you skewered" lol
>>34785460>bites my throat down and kills me in a lustful frenzy.That's how i rape
>>34785462From my observations, it doesn't work because they have a perfect tool agains it: calling men incels. Incel is a term they've hijacked, turned into a widely acceptable derogatory label to apply to large batches of the population, and weaponized marvelously. One literally cannot defend himself or other men from it. Not having a girlfriend basically excludes you from any conversation, prevents you from making any argument. It's a silencing mechanism.
>>34785468NTA>He really thinks trad husbands from back in the day never abused their wivesThat's why marital rape wasn't recognized as a thing until recently.
>>34785471>India>Turkey
>>34785464By what authority are you telling other people how to live their lives?
>>34785472And you think lying down and just taking it will do anything?
>>34785474If you marry a man you owe him sex, he's entitled to your body and can't rape you. You entered this agreement when you married him and surrendered and devoted yourself to him alone.
>>34785475He looks indian. The filename won't be changed.
>>34785474Yeah thats the funny bit. Imagine getting hitched to a BPDemon with psychopathic traits, and divorce is not allowed. Forget marital rape, thats what murder suicides are for.
>>34785478>i hate advice Wow. I bet when someone trues to help you you just say “I didn't ask you to help me”
>>34785482Thank you for admitting that you support marital rape.
>>34785487It's not rape.
>>34785486Help me with what? You're the one who has a problem with how others live, not me. I have no problem. Also, giving unsolicited advice is extremely rude. Did your parents not teach you any manners?
Women support the extermination of all men then cry about muh marital rape in the exact same breath LMAO
>>34785490Nonconsensual sex of any kind is rape. I'm glad you'll die alone.
>>34785492I didn't say NTA. Here is my advice:
>>34785492He thinks marital rape isn't real, I think he can just be written off as a bitter retard.
>>34785495Sex always has explicit or implied consent with extremely rare exceptions
>tfw been on crime-related binge for movies and booksi'm literally a female stereotype it's so over
>>34785493So? Women are better, and we should give them all the advantages.
>>34785479They can't exterminate the workforce. I'd let things start failing, though. Just enough to send the right message.
>>34785501Hmmm.........Kill yourself.
>>34785487He's not the same anon. >>34785474The recognition of that or lack of ≠ rapes were ubiquitous. Rape most commonly takes place in unmarried circles and you know that. The vast majority, your point is moot
>>34785501Why do women like true crime that much? Any insight now that you joined the hive mind?
>>34785500>I support waiting until marriage before sex because I love women so much!>Also, my wife can never say "No" to my demands for sex!
>>34785501So who's the future victim you have in mind?
>>34785485>Imagine getting hitched to a BPDemonOh no so scary. Yet doesn't stop you from masturbating to them and wanting to fuck them huh?
>>34785504Is Korea getting the "right message"? Because it sounds to me like the women there are winning completely and celebrating it.
>>34785511i guess personally it's because i like the problem-solving aspect the police and lab go through but also there's a morbid curiosity side to it. like being able to be close to death and my worst fears in a way but still safely and from a distance if that makes any sense. i do know a more than a handful of my friends who actually have favorite serial killers but i always feel utterly disgusted by that and honestly i judge them for that.
Hey! North and South Korea, stop fighting.
>>34785521>Looks at South Korean birthratesDefine winning for me anon
>>34785526NTAEast Asian birthrates are abysmal all over, that's not unique to South Korea.
>>34785512Is that some hypocrisy argument? Those don't work on me.
>>34785515No, non-retards avoid women who are the evil kind of crazy.Have sex, unrionically. Do you really think sour grape seething at others for having sex is a functional cope?Does it make you happy and improve your life?
>>34785531>evil kind of crazyNta All crazy is evil lol
>>34785529You don't love women if you don't think your wife can say no. Anyway, I'm glad you're gonna die miserable and alone.
>>34785287Not like he could complain, he noped out
>>34785531>Have sex, unrionically. Do you really think sour grape seething at others for having sex is a functional cope?Does it make you happy and improve your life?LMAO fucking zoomers always using the "have sex" line as if it's a milestone of maturity. The best part is when they say it to someone who has had sex plenty. I don't even keep count of the amount of sex I had anymore than I count how many times I take a shower. You have sex for nothing that's the problem, just impulse, like a dog. That's what every other generation notices. It's so creepy and it's not just the boomers, gen X and millennials as well notice it. And when three generations behind you are talking about how pseudo-sociopathic your lot are you know you got a problem
men if we get married you must have sex with me whenever. i demand it...but i get to peg you.
>>34785523That's interesting. So when you say being close to death, does that mean you place yourself as the victim, or identify with it?I get "liking" serial killers in a way, cases like the Zodiac Killer, Bundy or Dahmer are interesting. But as cases. I think liking the person itself is not good, specially when you ignore the victims.
>>34785279Not remembers by Just you?
>>34785458Wanting money. Happens more with guys
>>34785529>I love women>as long as I can use them as free housemaid sexlaves who have to do whatever I want
>>34785541Get an esxort
>>34785422We know
>>34785541What's the catch?
>>34785526Do you not fucking see how something that all women strive and advocate for and praise isn't "winning"?
>>34785544I already told him that.
>>34785540I'm probably older than you, bud.>You have sex for nothingYeah because having sex is some heroic world changing act fo rthe greater good or some shit.Peace, I'm out. This is getting too psychotic for me.
>>34785552>praise isn't "winning"?is winning*
>>34785541Uh no thanks, there's so much more to marriage then just the sex. Also pegging is a bridge too far. Nice fantasy, horrible in practice
>>34785541You know what? You should get a gun and shoot your self in the foot! Bitch cunt!
>>34785545>as long as I can use them as free housemaid sexlaves who have to do whatever I wantHandmaids tale isn't real life. Bedsides no one wants you like that it's OK you are free
I hate music festivals.
>>34785566why
>>34785542i'm not sure but it makes me feel like i understand the scarier things happening in the world on the smaller scale? like it's always an underlying fear what if i end up like one of the victims so watching documentaries or reading books about real and fictional cases make me feel like i have more control over my life. i think it is part cope part morbid curiosity, like oh now that i have some knowledge, now that i am closer to death in the sense that i've learned what people can do to each other, i won't fall into the same situation.>But as cases. I think liking the person itself is not good, specially when you ignore the victims.yeah as cases i get that. idk if my friends like the cases or the actual person, hopefully the former.
Wonder what the origin story for the anon who tells every femanon to kill themselves is. Meh, it's probably just some girl didn't want to fuck him. That's usually how it is for 90% of misogynists.
>>34785570I just want all women to die, because all women want all men to die.
>>34785568Too many people that suck at dancing.
>>34785571So who was the girl who rejected you?
I was walking around my neighborhood and I noticed a bunch of water coming out of my neighbor's back yard. I couldn't see where exactly it was coming from because they have a privacy fence, but there was a lot of it. It looked kind of like they left a hose on. I wasn't sure if they knew about it or not. I barely know them, but I walked to their front door and knocked and told them. Turns out they were draining their pool.Was that weird of me? Should I have just kept to myself?
>>34785568Oh and the overuse of drugs. Alcohol and the like.
>>34785571Facts.
>>34785573Rachel
>>34785577Who'd she decide to date over you?
I want a white gf with ebony skin and fuzzy hair.
>>34785579what doest hat look like
>>34785570>Meh, it's probably just some girl didn't want to fuck him. That's usually how it is for 90% of misogynists.It's actually from a lifetime of being treated like shit by females. No, it's not just rejection. You whores are cruel to non-Chads for just existing. But you reap what you sow. I will not help you if some foreign migrant you voted for starts bashing your head in with a rock.
>>34785573None. I have never in my entire life asked a woman out or asked a friend to introduce me to a woman.
>>34785569That's reasonable. Thanks for replying, and stay safe.
>>34785521I think the most powerful force in South Korea is still their industry and research. The corporate behemoths at the top of their economy probably don't give a rat's ass about women's 4B movement, they're more concerned about an increasing lack of qualified male workers. The pendulum is about to swing back and play bowling with the 4B pins.
>>34785574I think it wasn't weird. If they weren't draining the pool, the water could be a sign of some problem.
>>34785581>You whores are cruel to non-Chads for just existing.You can't claim that it's not rejection and then say shit like this. Come on now. What's her name? How'd she break your heart? Who's the "Chad" she picked over you?
I want a girlfriend who will watch stupid YouTube videos with me and play games with me.
>>34785578Idk, i just keep weighing in when someone else is asked a question to confuse people
>>34785580Just a white woman with black skin
>>34785581It's actually from a lifetime of being a victimist. Some women aren't nice, but most will at least be cordial and kind if you don't start rambling about how much you hate them all and how much everything sucks.
>>34785583np. you too.
I want a gf that will rest her head on my shoulder or lap while I read.
I want a gf that will let me watch her pee
>>34785541We're not getting married.
>>34785493Men also support the extinction of men tho.
>>34785592>but most will at least be cordial and kindThey weren't.>>34785587What was the name of the man who raped you? Do you dream about him every night? Lol
>>34785587That guy is not me, retard.>>34785582Is me.
I want a gf that will financially support me to go learn to surf.
>>34785603>What was the name of the man who raped you? Do you dream about him every night? LolYou're dodging the question anon. No one gets this obsessively hateful for no reason.
>>34785605why can't you financially support yourself now to surf??
I want a woman who will aim my dick while I pee and get all giddy and excited over the power of being able to direct a stream of piss instead of having it randomly trickle out
>>34785604And my mother said I would never get on TV. Look at me now mom!
>>34785604>>34785582So mommy issues then? Okay, what did your mom do to you? Again, this kind of obsessive hatred doesn't come from nowhere.
>>34785610Are you illiterate? I already answered this. >>34785571
>>34785493>Women support the extermination of all men then cry about muh marital rape in the exact same breath LMAOIf you're man enough to fuck a woman you should be man enough to take care of and commit to one. If you keep playing with your penis whether on your lonesome or with some dumb girl you convinced to spread her legs by telling her you 'think' you love her, then you go extinct it's as simple as that. No pair bond, no family no kids = your name disappears into the grave with you that's just how it works. No one will exterminate you, you will do that by yourself
>>34785610Seeing that he spends the whole day here, I'd say he's a neet. Maybe he had female friends who didn't pay attention to him, or maybe he's always been envious of guys who had female friends.
>>34785607No job atm
>>34785614NTALike most surfers, then? What's the problem?
>>34785611Yeah you don't develop that attitude for no reason and not just from reading some mean posts on social media. There's a deeper reason for your issues even if you don't want to admit it.
>>34785588what vids are we watching?
>>34785613I wonder if he suffers from schizophrenia or bipolar disorder and is currently going through a manic episode.
>>34785618There's just no explanation good enough for you, huh?I said in a previous thread it's from literally every single woman personally throughout my entire life. Peers, teachers, colleagues, everyone.Your ilk will openly wish for my death and then act surprised when I correctly identify you as the enemy.
>>34785616First thing would br getting somewhere that has waves for surfing. Which means a Visa for the USA most likely. Then food and accommodation because I want to be comfortable. I just want to learn to surf not have their lifestyle.
>>34785623And why would they even want your death when you're a nobody?
>>34785624Also I would have to pay someone to get me started with the basics and some more. A board and stuff and i would have to get several bath suits so I can wear something different every day.
>>34785623>I said in a previous thread it's from literally every single woman personally throughout my entire life. Peers, teachers, colleagues, everyone.Yeah and I find it highly questionable that literally every single woman in your life openly advocated for the eradication of all men. I'm really starting to lean on you being schizophrenic or going through a bipolar manic episode.
>>34785624Where are you at?
>>34785629Slovenia atm
>>34785626>Why would they want a man to die when they hate all men and want all men to die?>>34785628Nope. Try again.I don't think I've seen a worse case of "Women Are Wonderful Effect" than this.
>>34785633>Just trust me bro! All women openly advocate for the eradication of men!Jesus Christ, even /pol/tards who obsess about the Jews will at least post random news articles and social media posts as evidence no matter how weak that evidence is, you're not even doing that. Definitely Schizo. Hope you can get the help you desperately need.
>>34785633>Why would they want a man to die when they hate all men and want all men to die?If they wanted all the men to die, why start with you? If so many women wanted it so much, why aren't you dead yet? If they hated all men and wanted them all to die, why do they date them even when they're insulted or mistreated? Your logic is so twisted and retarded that you don't even realize. Use the Occam's Razor for once and accept that you're biased.
>>34785636Nta but I read it here once. A poster claiming to be a woman that said “kill all men”. Is that enough evidence for you?
>>34785639>Why would women lie for their benefit?>Why would women not just grab a gun and go on a killing spree like a (more) retarded version of Elliot Rodger?Damn bro. Completely debunked. I now realize women are fucking chimps who can never plan two steps ahead.>>34785636I hope a broken rusty pipe stabs your throat.
>>34785629You know maybe surfing is too far fetched. What about BASE jumping or Polo? That is more realistic.
>>34785642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48YJMOcykvc
Women are just men without dicks.
>>34785640Nta but I believe you and I am male I have seen "kill all men" more times than I can count. Here's what I think:1) this is 4chan the premise of this shit hole is we get to say obscenity, to have a mental fart that we keep inside of us IRL. It's no more than that, a wet mental fart that's not meant to be taken sincerely. When someone tells me to kys I know it's just a retard having a stressful day2) they're women. The fuck are they gonna do? They're the height of a good shit are smaller than us men, lack the muscle lack the bone density lack the dexterity and lack the reflexes of a man to do any sort of damage to men directly.Yeah I know when take men too seriously when they say 'kill all women' but remember women are scaredy cats. Women on average score higher in neuroticism than men, they're more fearful by default. Can't train that out of them if we tried they are coded to be that way
>>34785620Onyplays compilations.
>>34785642If they wanted to kill all men, what's the benefit in not doing it? Why not go into killing sprees, or become more serial killers? If the point is to kill all men regardless, what would it matter? If they wanted it so much that every single woman in your life has told you so, why wouldn't they act?Are you like those conspiracy theorist that believe that every person in the group is coordinated and thinks the same, but at the same time they can't even make the simplest plan? You're so deep in your own delusions that you don't even see how many absurd circumstances have to align for you to have any semblance of reason. At this point, I'm just poking you with a stick.
Femanon and me would start an instagram account about something.
>>34785640>>34785651It's not like reading "kill all men" is nice to read, and I'm not saying that the women who say that aren't cunts. But if you don't take it as it is, an exaggeration born out of pettiness and resentment like and old man shaking his fist at the sky, you are pretty autistic..
>>34785649Very astute observation. Some need decades of insight before they can reach the same conclusion.
Layers upon layers people.
>>34785659Thank you very much.
no you're right the female monolith wants to exterminate the male race
>>34785653>what's the benefit in not doing it?Slave labor. And it takes effort. Why don't TND /pol/tards not just go kill all black people?>Why not go into killing sprees, or become more serial killers?They already murder. It's just never registered as murder, only "self defense" and "postpartum depression".You seriously think if they could just snap their fingers and erase all men they wouldn't do it?I don't think women are apes with zero impulse control.
>>34785657You scare me.
One post per minute. I have a bunch of them copy pasted. Queued up.
>>34785657>"Believe all women!">"NO NOT LIKE THAT!"Either they're lying demons and nothing they whine about ever happens, or they do want to kill all men.
>>34785631Portugal , Spain or southern France would be good destinations then. Sri Lanka also has decent surfing spots if you want to go further. No Visa problems and a lot more affordable , plus you don't have to deal with americans
>>34785670Thank you for the advice.
I will never understand people that piss in bottles
>>34785669Did your mom see you as a burden and lowkey wanted you gone? Are you the result of an unwanted pregnancy or rape? DId she ever tell you stuff like regretting that she did not abort you?
>>34785672you wouldn't get it. *takes a slow sip from my mysterious bottle while maintaining eye contact with you*
>>34785664>Slave labor. And it takes effort. Why don't TND /pol/tards not just go kill all black people?Oh yeah, I see two or three male slaves in every woman's house. When they aren't the ones taking care of housework, too. And what is the effort in buying a gun, training a bit in a range if you want, going to a place with a lot of men and shoot as many as you can? If you're lucky, you'll get from 2/3 to a dozen. /pol/tards don't do that because they're all edgy fags who talk tough.>They already murder. It's just never registered as murder, only "self defense" and "postpartum depression".You have proofs? Or is that another life experience of yours?>You seriously think if they could just snap their fingers and erase all men they wouldn't do it?I don't think women are apes with zero impulse control.If they aren't apes with zero impulse control, why would they want to kill all men? In what way would that benefit them? They'd have to take care of all the shit men already do. And they wouldn't have slaves, as you just mentioned.
>>34785673NTAHe's just gonna repeat the same spiel about how every single woman he's ever encountered in his life openly advocates for exterminating all men. There's no point in trying to find logic with someone this mentally ill. You can only hope that one day he gets the help he needs.
>>34785672
>>34785666Why?>>34785669What if, hear this out, some women lie and some don't? What if they spout extremist shit when they're angry the same way you do here everyday?
>>34785671Don't know about the other countries, but I heard that in Spain, Tarifa in the south is a very good and famous surfing spot.
Gelato Vanilla and Chocolate
>>34785676I don't get it how do you get the dick inside the hole? and even besides that it's just gross having piss bottles all over your room even at my lowest I never thought of doing that >>34785679kek I was watching a clip of that guy that's why I made that post
Kill all (wo)men.
>>34785672>>34785676As a kid I once pissed in an empty apple juice carton because my mom was hogging the toilet with some epic shitting session. I then put it back in the fridge out of reflex until my mom decided to pour herself a glass. Turns out that piss doesn't really smell when you chill it in the fridge, and the colour is pretty similar to apple juice until you taste it.
Let's say my partner hypothetically oversteps my boundaries in differing levels of severity, like repeatedly leaving something untidy, borrowing money and not returning it, and all the way up to cheating for examples, what are measured ways of enforcing them? I think it's important to reevaluate the relationship always, but I don't think it's reasonable to break up with someone because they forget to do the dishes semi-frequently, even if it inconveniences me. I stress that I don't aim to punish my hypothetical partner, but want to know how to act for myself.
>>34785683In the end whatever I want to do I am going to need a gf to help me out. Jk. We will see what happens next year. If I do go you will know.
>>34785684looks nice, but also like its extremely overpriced.
Women, what would you think if a guy cums in his pants while you're making out and and dry humping each other (fully dressed, but for like 2 hours.)
>>34785677Do you seriously not see the difference between desire and the physical ability and logistics of acting on said desire?I want a nice car, I wonder why I can't just go steal one!>why would they want to kill all menWhy would they something that brings them massive of joy and ecstasy? I wonder.Question: Are you a femon?>>34785678I can only hope you are force fed gasoline.
>>34785657>It's not like reading "kill all men" is nice to read, and I'm not saying that the women who say that aren't cunts. But if you don't take it as it is, an exaggeration born out of pettiness and resentment like and old man shaking his fist at the sky, you are pretty autistic..No it's not nice to read, and the correct response as a man should be "this woman has an ugly personality, it does not matter how she looks, it's like perfume being sprayed in a coffin." And you ignore and let whatever idiot takes her deal with her issues. Or she just lives alone and remains loveless that's her fault.I am saying let them shake their fist at the sky, the sky doesn't care about them.
why do some women record videos like wearing a hoodie or whatever but like they are not wearing it correctly and you can see their shoulders? are they dumb?
>>34785685i watched my dad pee in a bottle once during a road trip when i was a kid and his penis didn't fit in the bottle. he just lined it up with the bottle opening and peed inside. i would imagine the neets who do it in their rooms do it the same way, don't think any man could fit the head of their penis into a water bottle unless it was really flaccid
>>34785541Won't you be eternally icked out when you peg a man and thus place him in a feminine position?
>>34785697facinating stuff... but still gross
>>34785694Do you hear voices in your head?
>>34785696Flaunting your body is a strategy if you're a woman. Clothes don't serve a practical purpose and they can't wait to remove them for
>>34785694And do you not see that if literally every single woman in the world wanted to kill all men, eventually a good number of them would either shoot up a place with a lot of men, or become serial killers targeting men? Again, if women can kill and not be reported as murder, and that's what every women want, why doesn't that happen?>Why would they something that brings them massive of joy and ecstasy? I wonder.But you just said that they aren't apes with zero impulse control. Do you think the joy of killing all men would be better than having to deal with all the jobs, infrastructure and gaps that would appear without men? Not to mention, the inability to have kids.I'm not a femanon, I'm just curious because I'd never seen someone making mental gymnastics quite like you. According to you, all women want to kill all men. But they won't, because they can't. But they can't, but it's not feasible. But it's feasible and worth it, but they won't. Round and round, where will it end?
>>34785692It was 3.80€ but it tastes really good.
>Gf suddenly starts talking about wanting to become an influencer because she met one who makes a living from literally just posting her life
>>34785669>Either they're lying demons and nothing they whine about ever happens, or they do want to kill all men.They're usually just fatherless girls who lacked in strong male love and guidance, and they became dumb and picked men who couldn't have made it any more obvious that the only value they have to him is her holes, they took the bait and they complain all men are the same. Then when they're told precisely where their fuck up was, they will deny it, cling to feminist rhetoric about sexual freedom etc because the alternative is to tell them that they have lost their odds of finding a high value man due to their own stupidity.Some of them get mad and frustrated and say "kill all men" but it doesn't matter, they can't do anything to men physically and they know that, that's why those types of women often have mentally ill fantasies about hating/fucking dangerous men or some weird handmaid's tale shit.But they're not all women. Just like men, there's adjusted men and loser men. The girls you are seeing are losers, female losers. So stop giving them your ear
>>34785708>Gf suddenly starts talking about wanting to become an influencer because she met one who makes a living from literally just posting her lifeWhich means she will be posting about your life. Enjoy having every sentimental private moment recorded and rehearsed for the gram bro. Nip that shit in the bud and tell her you think influencers are creepy and she will stop.
>>34785705One you'll see you are answering it yourself. One day you'll stop being illiterate.>desire and the physical ability and logistics of acting on said desire>>34785709It is, in fact, all women.>>34785702No.
>>34785708She has literally nothing to lose by attempting to do that.
men when you see a female character in fiction that's a soldier does it make you horny or mildly annoyed that it's not realistic? or does the ratio between men and women soldiers have to play a part in this dissatisfaction?
>>34785711>No.Okay, so you have bipolar disorder and are currently going through a manic episode. Hopefully you won't do anything you regret as a result of it.
>>34785701Thats nothing, WWII tankers used to pee and poo into empty shell casings. Keep in mind thats just a rattling metal box with shit ventialtion which bakes in the summer heat, and is filled with methheads who are not going to sleep or stop for at least the next three days (if you're German, that is)
>>34785714Also no.
>>34785716Just because you haven't been diagnosed doesn't mean you're not showing very obvious signs of the illness.
>>34785711Lol, nice way to deflect almost every point I make. Just answer the question then. If according to you women can murder men without it being reported as murder, all women want to murder all men, and the satisfaction of doing it would be better than all the hassle they'd have to deal with, why wouldn't they do it? I'm not even asking why all women haven't killed all men. I'm asking why don't we have at least one or two women shooting up places and targeting only men? They have the desire, the have the physical ability (everybody can train with a gun and shoot defenseless people) and they have the logistics (every woman would help, and they can claim "self defense" according to you). What's stopping them?
>>34785708Your gfs retarded dude, I'd put her up for adoption and hope that she finds a loving home somewhere.
>>34785715These are cases where you pee in bottles or well in this case shells, out of necessity not out of laziness or depression so they are acceptable.
>>34785713Honestly, horny. I like women in uniforms, and women shooting men.
>>34785713I remember it is fiction.
>>34785715ok that's understandable they are at war but now I'm wondering... were german soldiers running around with shitty assholes killing people? wow I never thought about that aspect of war, where and when do they shit and piss?
>>34785720Because then they'd have to the jobs men do, you mongoloid. That was never in doubt. NONE of what you said is mutually exclusive.
>>34785713Neither attracted or annoyed
>>34785732What do you think? Everything stinks of shit anyways because of the open gut wounds, torn to pieces people and guys shitting wherre they sleep because you can't stick your head out without getting popped. That said, judging from my great-grandfathers diary he had a baller of a time, getting methed to the gills and becoming a machine that kills ang*os must have been fun as fuck unless you got killed yourself. And also his crew peaced out and surrendered before things got really shit for our side, which probably contributes ot his overall positive view.
>>34785733But previously you said that if they could snap their fingers and kill all men, they would. So would they or not? Again, the joy and ecstasy of killing all men would compensate having to do the men's job? Your logic is circular, and you're so stubborn that you don't even notice. It's like seeing a dog pacing in front of food that it's unable to get.
>>34785713>men when you see a female character in fiction that's a soldier does it make you horny or mildly annoyed that it's not realistic? or does the ratio between men and women soldiers have to play a part in this dissatisfaction?Depends on the female soldier. If she can realistically use her lack of strength as a form of cunning and realistically gain the upper hand (think of Sara Connor from Terminator) then it's good. If she is portraying the strength of a full grown man, it's annoying because it's completely absurd to look at
>>34785740Again, not mutually exclusive.
I only like bush because it covers up their pussy so I dont have to see it
>>34785745Yeah. pussy is scary.
>>34785711>It is, in fact, all women.It's not. If your only exposure to women have been the vain, shallow, narcissistic, attention craving, performative, fake, clout chasing social media addicted girls online then yeah you will think all women are like that. And it's easy to gain that delusion if you use the internet too much, because the loudest female voices and most visually represented female faces online are precisely those type of women. The ones that are not like that deliberately maintain a lower profile and you can't see them or hear them and that's because that's the damn point, they aren't attention whores.
>>34785748>>34785745rawrr *chomps at you sideways*
>>34785672Yup. Jars exist.
>>34785751Aaaa
>>34785744If you don't bother to explain why, whatever you say it's hollow. You can't just say "it's how I say so because I say so". Why isn't it mutually exclusive that all women want to kill all men and they have the means and motives to do so, but they don't so? When they have much to gain (joy and ecstasy) and not much to lose (being framed as self defense rather than murder)?
>>34785751>mfw
>>34785676Why are you eyeballin' my lemon drink?
a pussy with bush is like a velociraptor in the tall grass.
ARRGHHHHH! *throws a jar of mysterious yellow liquid at you”
>>34785758this is what sex looks like, virgins. don't be fooled by sexhavers... they are actually suffering and come out with grisly battle wounds
>>34785762That is quite amusing anon.
Castration turns me on. Not actual videos of it, that freaks me out, but the thought of it.
>>34785768Mentally ill pornaddict zoomer
>>34785768Same. The idea of a woman having so much power over your manhood is great.
>>34785764aaaah
>>34785773i put sode
>>34785762Stop making me think of vagina dentata!
>>34785772Too bad the women don't feel the same. While you're dreaming of mommy being mean to you, mommy is out getting filled out by men who have testicles
>>34785764Average australian.
>>34785713Hot women being competent in a manner relatable to men is sexy to men yes.
>all the fuckbunnies on atogaOh my...
>>34785649>>34785659The fuck? And here I was thinking men and women are fundamentally different like atoga has insisted on.
>>34785781I hope I get to watch so I can see what I lost forever.
How often do you clean your room/apartment?I'm not a messy person, but I've just cleaned up the put-everyhing-on-the-floor corner in my living room and it makes such a huge difference. Only took like 10-15min too, since I've just collected everything in a neat pile since none of that stuff has a proper place in my apartment yet
>>34785790Trannies wish women were men just without dicks they fucking wish lol
>>34785793i love cleaning... i clean too often. i havec to stop myself from cleaning every day. you really only need to clean on the weekends i think depending on how dirty you are.
>>34785649If I recall, all fetuses start female and then become men.So men are just women with dicks.
>>34785713Usually neither, but depends a lot on the setting. It makes me slightly annoyed in more historical settings (unless it's the red army or something), but ultimately I don't really care.Only makes me horny if they're designed to make you horny I suppose.
>>34785800If I recall, I never asked for your opinion.So you can kindly stop posting.
>>34785793I dust and sweep my room weekly but my stuff is pretty disorganised
>>34785793I dust, vacuum and make a superficial cleaning once every week. I'm a bit messy, but I try to get rid of some stuff or put some order at least once a month. I do a deep cleaning when we do one of the whole house, maybe twice a year.
>>34785684Could not think of a more boring combination.
>>34785798I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing that I never do "full" cleans and with no schedule. I just select a part of the apartment to tidy up when I feel like it.Upside is, it's bite sized chunks and keeps the overall cleanliness up. Downside is there is no system to it and kind of feels a little less satisfying and sometimes a place can go for waaay too long without being tidied up
hmm not seeing enough love for flat goddesses in the threadI'm very disappointed
>>34785800Undifferentiated tissue =/ female
>>34785803Blow it out your ass.
/atoga/ cattle will defend femons with their lives but won't say a peep about the same femons wanting to kill all men.
>>34785797Then what would be the point of identifying as the opposite gender. I thought trannies are the ones who subscribe to the fundamentally different mentalities idea the strongest.
>>34785793In summer not as much, because I can't be arsed to do anything in this heat.I did however clean on Wednesday, since I had friends over on Friday.Usually big clean every two weeks, with some smaller stuff once a week.
>>34785809Flat girls are cute. I want to caress their chest while I stare into their eyes so they know I love them all the same.
>>34785812Not ALL men
>>34785811You, sir seem to do enough blowing out of the ass here for the rest of us.
>>34785812Type properly.
>>34785812So, you decided to pussy out and stop replying when people questioned you, didn't you? Women don't want to kill you, they're just desperate to get you out of their faces.
>>34785812Shut up, nerd
>>34785812Not a peep out of you.
>>34785819>when people>one slaveYeah, ok. Was it you? Are you offended?
>>34785812I shall henceforth post "kill all men" and "kill all women" regularly to keep the gender war going.
another day of sadness and no reckoning
>>34785812Hope you don't do anything you regret during your manic episode Bipolar-kun.
>>34785828Another day of women still alive.
>>34785781It's true, dominant women don't exist.
>>34785812>wanting to kill all menI struggle to believe that there is more than maybe a vocal minority of people who actually mean it when they say this, so what do I care?
>>34785831You guys sure love your headcanon.
>>34785825Yeah, but don't think you're that important. I'm not offended, I just interact with the rest of the people. I just find it sad how adamant you are about it, but then fold like a bitch when questioned about two contradictory quotes that came straight from you. Your own logic is flawd and rather than face it, you run like a bitch. If women want to kill all men, you have no reason to worry. You're as far from being a man as it's possible to be.
>>34785836It's not headcannon when you show very obvious signs of the illness.
>>34785837>foldIf that's your headcanon.
>>34785836>I'm not insane, I just want 50% of the population to die because they hate me.>Proof? No, I don't have them, but I know.>What would you know when you're retarded while I see the truth?You're not helping your case anon. But please, go on.
>>34785813>Then what would be the point of identifying as the opposite gender. I thought trannies are the ones who subscribe to the fundamentally different mentalities idea the strongest.Trannies only say that right up until they get to the major innate psychological differences between men and women then they conveniently stop talking.
>>34785839It's so funny you think this is an "episode".Because God forbid someone genuinely wanting payback against women.
>>34785840Running away when being questioned without reason or explanation is folding anon. Specially when you insist how right you are over and over instead of defending your points with arguments. You're not slick.
>>34785844Read it again, then. Slowly. Maybe you'll understand it.I can't help your literacy problem. Maybe talk to one of the female teachers you worship so much.
>>34785843>I'M NOT INSANE, I JUST WANT TO KILL 4.13 BILLION PEOPLE BECAUSE I'M SURE THEY ALL WANT TO KILL ME OK?
>>34785847>Look, there's no proof the KKK wants to kill ALL black people!
why is everyone so bloody mad?
My poor femanon :(
>>34785846Funny that you call me illiterate when you're the onw who refuses to reply to my questions. There's nothing to understand because there's nothing to you. Your logic is flawed, you refuse to see it because being a victim is comfortable for you, and you think that we don't realize how pitiful you are.
>>34785851Tfw no bobby gf to peg me with a baton lubed with pepper spray.
>>34785851It's one mentally ill guy. Everybody else is either laughing at him or just pitying him.
>>34785849>LOOK, THE KKK, A SMALL ORGANIZATION BASED AROUND A SPECIFIC IDEA AND WITH A SMALL NUMBER OF PEOPLE IS COMPARABLE TO 4.13 BILLION PEOPLE WHO ALL HAVE WILDLY DIFFERENT LIVES AND PERSONALITIES.
>>34785852Yeah yeah, I'm poor and pathetic. Meow.
>>34785853I wonder why you don't apply the same energy to the women who also say they want to kill all men.>Oh haha they're just shaking their fists at the sky no biggie...>>34785857Yes.>wildly differentlmaoAre you a femon?
>>34785854oh god...
>>34785859Kill yourself.
>>34785859Ah no you're not *gives you ton of chin scratches*
>>34785860>I wonder why you don't apply the same energy to the women who also say they want to kill all men.Lol, I'd do it if they were so insistent and laughable as you are. >Are you a femon?Yes yes, every person who goes against your schizoposting is a femanon. We all know that all women have the same experiences, the same ideas and agree and disagree on the same.
>>34785793M2 or 3 yearsAll the stuff cluttering my room is stuff I cant throw away
>"I-I'd totally do it!"Good thing they're more insisted. But you won't say shit, because you're cattle.
>>34785808it's okay to do partial cleans, i do them too, but it can be hard to keep track of what's been cleaned yeah
>>34785872And now you don't even have the balls to reply to my directly? Or do you think that not giving me a (You) will hide how small and scared you look? If you don't scare me, do you think a bitter, resentful woman would scare me?
>>34785825It is true, it is true!The Femanons suck away our male essence to fill their Phylacteries and gain eternal life, keeping us drained and helpless so we must obey their every whim.Only you, last of the Trucels, can save us! Go forth to the tower of Wizards and learn to wield your powers, so you may slay them all.
>"I totally would criticize a woman but I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever actually do it I promise">>34785876Kill yourself.
>>34785878NTAHow many women have you killed anon? If it's zero, then you've failed at your goal and are just pissing in the wind.
men do you have a favorite jacket or hat?
>>34785878>>"I totally would criticize a woman but I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever actually do it I promise">I know exactly what you'd do or not because obviously I'm the best at gauging others and I'm not biased at all.>Also, I'm not scared. I don't reply to you because I'm better.
>>34785880Damn, you got me. It's almost like there's a difference between desire and the feasibility to pursue said desire...
>>34785878>Kill yourself.Alas, I cannot. With my essence captured, senselessly leaking into a foids undergarment, my spirit is bound to this plane. I beg of you, help!
>>34785886Foid hands.
>>34785882A red Dickies Jacket that I scored for 15 bucks second hand
>>34785885You're right, you'll achieve much more by screeching on a 4chan general that only gets roughly 100-200 unique posters per thread.
>>34785888that's a nice get. i mean the jacket but also trips
>>34785882And old red jacked from a brand that's already gone. My grandfather gave it to me.
>>34785885Yeah, explain us again the difference between desire and feasibility when women have both? Oh wait, you didn't because you're a schizo fag, lol.
>>34785882bought a really cool upcycled jacket from some local designer at a market a while back. It's a denim jacket with an embroidery across the back, looks kinda neat. Never thought I'd be wearing a denim jacket, but here we are.
>>34785869>We all know that all women have the same experiences, the same ideas and agree and disagree on the same.Nta but sometimes women really do be talking like a hivemind sometimes sorry but someone has to say it, you never notice when they all want to buy the same status symbol at the same time at the same trend or whatever is in season? It's kinda scary like they're all part of some collectively social clique
>>34785898>talking like a hivemindI'm pretty sure that's not a women-thing but a normalfag thing
>>34785898No shit, people sometimes act in a similar way. My point was to compare an organization based around specific ideas that you have to join with billions of women who've all had different lives and ideas.
>>34785892cool. i like hand me downs. i still have my dad's suede bomber>>34785896>denim jacket with an embroidery across the backsounds cute. denim is peak desu
>>34785882I do like my winter jacket. It's surprisingly warm and comfy for how thin it is.
>>34785876>It is true, it is true!The Femanons suck away our male essence to fill their Phylacteries and gain eternal life, keeping us drained and helpless so we must obey their every whim.Dude shut up are you trying to get yourself killed? What's next you're going to reveal the big secret that men are supposed to have a lifespan average of 120 years and women are supposed to only live for 40 years. But women steal our energy via attention and sex and steal our life force, so they live to about 80 instead, while we get our 120 gets knocked down to about 80 (recently it's lower because women are getting greedier).You tell the world that and that's it you wind up "accidentally" hit by a train
To think that when a war breaks out, all the Chads are sent to the meatgrinder while I, the genetic trainwreck, have to stay home because I cannot be trusted with firearms, heavy machinery, vehicles, or explosives.
>>34785898Its because women always want to be the hottest chick. Same way the whole height craze started. Kn ow that one .webm where on girl wants a guy who is at least like 6.5. because shes 6.1. herself? Her friend answers that she doesn't really mind and would be happy with a 5.8 guy, which immediately nets her an incredolous "don't you have any standards girl" look from a friend and causes her to "correct" herself. 90% of shit women say is directed at other women and aimed at maintinig their hot girl rank , thats why one is wise to not care about it.
>>34785917You think that you won't do as cannon fodder? First wave, pal. No weapons required. Maybe a bayonet.
>>34785905I remember back when all moids were nu-nerd marvelbros with a funko pop collection
>>34785916God I wish that were true, so hot.
>>34785917Don't worry, they always need guys for mine clearing , and all you need for that are legs.
>>34785907>No shit, people sometimes act in a similar wayNo I mean it, women genuinely form these conformist social clique identities and they float around like little hiveminds. Women aren't all 1 hivemind, but they do form many of them. Peer group homogenization is extremely strong among females where as male tend to prefer and enjoy being outliers
>>34785921Unfortunately for your fantasies, I live in the pussy-footed West and we have made it our MO to take as many resources from the successful and give it to the useless wretches with subpar genes.
>just heard car honking and someone screaming outside :(
All this talk about energy draining makes me crave germanic moid vril
>>34785918>90% of shit women say is directed at other women and aimed at maintinig their hot girl rank , thats why one is wise to not care about it.Lmao yes. I've been noticing it more and I can't unsee it, the fact they do this on reflex and knee jerk it's like watching someone being programmed or something
State genderAre your parents proud of you?
Men never fall for trends ever. That's why looksmaxxing is notoriously unpopular among them. Oh wait...
>>34785934MaleYes. I had my doubts before but now I know they are.
>>34785911>denim is peak desuit's a bit of a funky fit, because I'm like 80% sure it's not a men's jacket, but it looks nice on me, so I'm not complaining>>34785892That's really cool, I wish I had this one jacket my dad wears on lots of old photos, but unfortunately it got ruined by improper storage and he had to throw it away. Plus my parents moved like 8000km from their birthplace to live here so a lot of the shit they could have handed down got lose in the move
>>34785934F I think so but my dad still thinks I should have been an engineer
>>34785935>That's why looksmaxxing is notoriously unpopular among them. Oh wait...Those are men from single moms or divorced moms or overbearing moms or bitch made 'men' in general tho. They think like women and have a woman's vanity that's why they don't get pussy. That's not a fair comparison and you know it, naughty naughty
>>34785934Yes, however they want to curb further success.
>>34785934MMy mom said she's sorry for me. As in it sucks that they were such young and inexperienced parents and gave me childhood trauma and a personality disorder
Moids, did you actually try ball sunning
>>34785939Did you get married and have a bunch of kids instead?
>>34785944>Sorry for you>Instead of saying sorry directly HELLO NPD MY OLD FRIEND
>>34785947No :(
>>34785945I'm not a degenerate.
>>34785939You didn't wanna?
>>34785940Desperate cope.
>>34785950So what is there to be proud of?
>>34785950NTAWould you want to? :)
First screening of the film fest is accomplished. Check out Chronovisor when you get a chance.
>>34785541Hot.Didn't have Ed Norton being peggable on my 2026 bingo card.
>>34785588This is my speed.
>>34785953They might have penises but I'm not sure those are men. They learned their maxing shit from a woman I bet my left testicle on it
>>34785940>source, I made it up
Mmm yes quite.
>>34785961I don't want to sit next to you while you flick your bean to Moistcritical's videos.
>>34785958>Didn't have Ed Norton being peggable on my 2026 bingo card.Did you see The Invite?
>>34785963It's called a gut feeling nerd
My therapist said she's confident I'm capable of finding love and will. I'm hoping she's right.
>>34785693Hot
>>34785952>>34785954I'm preparing for med school, did pretty well so far so I think I've got a decent chance of getting in>>34785956Yeah
>>34785968>My therapist said she's confident I'm capable of finding love and will. I'm hoping she's right.Yeah you will, anyone can, just remember it's not found it's built. You just choose to build it with someone and it becomes real. But you gotta make sure that someone isn't trash, so be discirminate. "Empathy without boundaries is self-destruction" etc etc
>>34785698Its sort of like bisexual dudes wanting to fuck femboys then seeing the reality in person and realizing the version in their head is totally fictional. Women like the idea of pegging a guy then they ACTUALLY see him taking a feminine position/status in sex and their brain immediately tells them to be deeply alarmed and turned off.
>>34785973Well, that's great. Where do you want our honeymoon to be?
>>34785977imagine marrying a bisexual dude and having kids and then the sons or daughters have to reconcile the fact their father takes it up the ass from strange men
>>34785977>and realizing the version in their head is totally fictional.So what's their version of this? I cannot imagine there are many ways to twist "you are fucking a man in the shithole and your balls will probably touch".>Women like the idea of pegging a guyBut WHY?!
>>34785980Nta most women don't like pegging guys, it's only women who have what is known as a "penis envy" complex. Mentally ill chicks
>>34785966Yep. Such a social movie. We were all screaming in there in a barely half full theater.
>>34785980they're attracted to the idea of a highly feminine looking male but 99% of crossdressers obviously don't pull it off so the exotic nature of it dies off>WHY?!who cares?
>>34785979why would your kids know about your sexual habits to begin with
>>34785986>why would your kids know about your sexual habits to begin withIt wouldn't be a mystery to figure out would it? All of a sudden a strange fruity looking fag visits the house and asks for your father to come out and play and he comes back later that night walking like a cowboy and you go to the shower after he used it and there's blood drops from after he washed his ass
>>34785988getting a bit vivid and specific with these fantasies my boy
I bought myself a ring at the flea market which on hindsight kinda looks like an engagement ring, will I look pathetic wearing it or do moids (or foids idk) not notice these things. I'm single af btw
>>34785882MGrey Bass Pro Shop Hat thats beat to shitMy favorite jacket changes pretty often but I've got a forest green bomber that I really enjoy
Either Bipolar-kun got banned or he went to bed.
>>34785975>just remember it's not found it's builtyeah for sure. I was lucky enough to finally experience this in the form of a friendship. I thought I had good friends before but recently got to know someone who I feel like I can REALLY trust and be vulnerable around and shit.So if a romantic relationship is like that plus being even closer it sounds really nice.
>>34785991Are you a girl? I don't think I've ever noticed a girl's rings.
>>34785993based
>>34785995>So if a romantic relationship is like that plus being even closer it sounds really nice.It is like that. The real deal is calm and warm and consistent like running water versus the chaotic mentally ill shit that's on offer today
>>34785991Wear it on your middle or index finger on your right hand then if you don’t want it mistaken.
>>34785991I (M) wear rings and make sure to just keep my ring finger free of them so nobody thinks I'm engaged or married.I do pay attention to what kinds of rings women wear and assume they are engaged or married if they have one on their ring finger, unless maybe if they wear a lot at the same time.Also apparently it varies a lot from culture to culture where you wear your engagement ring and so on
>>34785999thanks anon
>>34786001Hey, thanks for giving me some hope anon. This whole letting new people into your life is scary as fuck, especially with the trauma I've got, but I'm not quite willing to be defeatist about ti yet
State genderWhat are your thoughts on makeup?
Anyone else feel like American dating society is sort of being Dubai-ified? Back in the day, well-off dudes would flex their DIY projects and their cheap, efficient cars. Women would at least somewhat reign in the concept of filtering heavily for wealth, and if they didn't it was at least seen as a normal response to call that tasteless. Very arab, scarcity-minded psychology I am seeing these days, and frankly it is a shift so rapid that I am observing it within my own life rather than just as reference to historical standard.
>>34782694I was screaming (and honking) at the drunk guy in front of me to pull over before he hurt someone (he was swerving all over the road).
>>34785994Maybe he finally realized that he was a joke.
>>34786008MI hate it. I like natural beauty.
>>34786003>>34786004Ah ok I'll just wear it on my right hand then
>>34782708But they do not. And they later will always have a sob story about how they felt pressured to do things they did not want to do when they are old and ugly.
>>34782722My dad is such an idiot, he did not know jaywalking came from a guy that was named Jay.
>>34786008FNo real opinions, but men who claim to hate makeup are liars.
>>34782728She knew. All the girls that would be there would be with a guy. It is a great social opportunity for you to meet more guy friends. It is a terrible social opportunity for her to meet more gal friends. At least, that was how it worked for the last anime event I went to.
>>34782736Nothing wrong with a little bit of trolling.
>>34785934FI think my mom is proud of me in that she thinks I'm cool and thinks I'm a good person but I don't think my parents are proud of me in the way that you're asking.
>>34786008F makeup is fun I guess
>>34786008MDon't care much for it.
>>34786019>https://www.etymonline.com/word/jaywalkingEtymology is fun
>>34785631why would you come to Slovenia for surfing?we barely have any sea access and there's 0 waves here
>>34782776I am too lazy to get a hole. I am just gonna use the hill in my backyard. The deer will take care of it. If they don’t, I will find a way to sue them.
>>34786030I think that's good enough.
>>34786020>you look better without so much makeup>omg, why do you hate make up?!!The eternal woman
>>34786035I said I am in Slovenia.
>>34784645Why is the only thing your kids can relate to other kids about TV shows You’re all fucked
>>34782783You are doing better than me. I work in netsec, and my manager’s manager is yelling at me that I am not doing work on firewalls that I have not been given access to.
>>34786039why are you in Slovenia
>>34786008FNobody needs it but everyone can want it and use it. I despise foundation on a personal level.
>>34786008Mhate the over the top shit that makes you look like a doll (also quick rant about long nails, especially if they're fake)Subtle makeup is cute, but whatever suits you, I guess.
>>34786039damn, my condolences, I hate it here too
>>34786038Yes yes, you're not virtue signaling about what a "good guy" you are at all, I know.
>>34786042Studying.>>34786045It is quite nice.
>>34786008Mdoesnt affect me
>>34786049are you the dude that was camping out at prešeren square a month ago?
>>34786008M, generally not a fan. A bit of foundation and mascara is ok but going to heavy with it just sets yourself up for failure. The only way to avoid "looking tired" without makeup is to basically not wear it at all
>>34786040what is it with the retardation I see in this thread. So utterly lacking in imagination or basic thinking. What about that post implies its STRICTLY the medium of television? Literally anything creative or culturally influential is what kids bond over, you could use his reasoning on like 95% of shit children get up to. Are you a chatbot? Do you have fucking worms in your brain?
>>34786038>Hurr durr let me deliberately misinterpret your post
>>34786048>virtue signalingnta, but how does that even work on an anonymous imageboard. Or does the word means something else than I think it means or change meaning over time?
self confidence check /atoga/:State genderDo you consider yourself attractive/good looking?
>>34786059Mnot at all
>>34786059MaleHa ha ha, no no no.
>>34786059MI'd would cautiously call myself mildly handsome from the neck up, but I'm in this weird zone where I'm neither fit nor fat nor skinny. And I'm slightly below avg height for my country.
>>34786059F no
>>34786008f, I like doing just my eyeliner and lipstick most of the time, sometimes mascara
>>34785991Engagement and wedding rings are typically worn on the left hand ring finger, no? Wear it on a different finger and it should be ok.
>>34786059MOn a good day, with a recent haircut and good clothes... maybe I'd be borderline attractive. Sadly, my personality compensates that.
>>34786059MNo, almost to a point where the idea of a woman actually being attracted to me is offputting. Like on some level I get a sense of visceral suspicion and disgust at the idea of a woman liking me. If a girl actually did take interest, I'd likely be unwilling to see her out because I would be too disgusted by her to willingly talk to her for that reason.
>>34786059I'm tall and athletic, so yes
>>34786059MI'm a 7/10 on a good day.
>>34786055are you fucking dumbThe entire chain is strictly about tv Wait you’re baiting you have to be
>>34786059I’m more attractive than billions. Get wrecked.
>>34786007>Hey, thanks for giving me some hope anon. This whole letting new people into your life is scary as fuck, especially with the trauma I've got, but I'm not quite willing to be defeatist about ti yetNo problem and I know the feeling. Remember you're always in control over your own mind and body, it's only feelings that can be outside of our control within ourselves. But once you just let them process and you choose a way to express them, you gain complete control and you can let people in just fine the more you establish healthy boundaries. It's just tough to know wether or not something is a boundary or something is a wall or a shield you're throwing up. But over time you get to understand the difference just fine and you will be OK. I wish you the best and I'm rooting for you
>>34786059FKinda mid. I'm attractive when fully covered so you can't see how droopy and deflated my boobs actually are but my face is only so so. Maybe cute not hot. A little androgenous. I possess an interesting mix of attractive features and slight deformities.
>>34786008MI'm conflicted between liking the goth girl look and wanting women to go natural by default.
>>34786059>State gender>Do you consider yourself attractive/good looking?MaleNo but I don't consider myself ugly either. Neither in looks or personality, I don't evaluate myself or care for it. If someone finds me attractive so be it.
coping on a sunday evening by having a big titted bitch whisper into my ears whats up with you atoga?
>>34786007NTAHow are you even finding people that wants to be in your life?
>>34786081sipping on a refreshing beverage, snackin' on buffalo mac
Women, how often do you want to be eaten out?
Men with the upside down triangle build where you at
>>34786081>coping on a sunday evening by having a big titted bitch whisper into my earsLiterally doing the same actually except I would call her a bitch
>>34786065I semi retract this statement, I think at least one dude has found me attractive enough
>>34786089/fit/
>>34786090Wouldn't*
>>34786091How many guys have you had sexual contact with?
>>34786093Too late
>>34786059f5.5/10
>>34786089staying away from youfat bitch
>>34786084Almost every time I have sex. It's the most reliable warm up even if you don't do it to completion. If you want to get your dick in and she's trying her best but it's dry as fuck just go down on her for 3 minutes and solve everyone's problem.
>>34785991>I bought myself a ring at the flea market which on hindsight kinda looks like an engagement ring, will I look pathetic wearing it or do moids (or foids idk) not notice these things. I'm single af btwDepends if you're a man or a woman. Men don't bother looking for rings on other men. Men will only look for a ring on a woman if he is curious or interested, usually takes them ages to remember to look. Women instantly make a sweeping glance for rings within seconds on first sight, especially if you're a man
>yes, I watch it with my bf all the time BYE BITCHNOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE
>>34786098FFFFUCK I'm in the dog house now nigga, sleeping on the sofa now thanks Steve jobs thank you autocorrect.
>>34786101>just go down on herbait and horrible propaganda
>>34786082Good fucking question, I wish I knew.I finished uni a while ago, work from home and the only guy I vaguely like at my company just quit. I do leave the house for various activities every now and then but rarely talk to strangers there, doesn't help that I live in one of those countries where seemingly everyone wants to be left the fuck alone when they're out and about and I'm too socially awkward to approach anybody.Last two close friends I've made was online and at a local protest.
>>34786059No but women still approach me so idk
It's laundry day, motherfuckers.
>>34786101I don’t care if you’re dry. Suck it up and scroll through some reels until i finish.
>>34786101fuuuuuck that, I have lube
Since when did men stop enjoying eating pussy?
>>34786116Ironically, only the pussies don't enjoy it. What's better to know that you're giving so much pleasure?
>>34786116aren't they afraid of getting mouth cancer
>>34786116I'd love to tip the scales, but I'm a no gf virgin. Giving oral sounds amazing honestly, but it's not like I've been able to try
>>34786116young zoomers have been mindraped by porn into thinking that the only form of proper sexual contact with a woman is using his dick like a murder weapon to make the girl orgasm like an epileptic at a disco, and if the girl isn't having an impalement-induced seizure every 5 seconds then he is failed as a male and must shamefully and sluggishly cope by humiliating himself via eating a woman's vaginal area.
>>34786116Since after high school, virgin.
>>34786113Go jack off in the bathroom then damn if you don't care if she gets off that's not a girlfriend that's a woman who's deluded herself into being a sex toy. >>34786114Lube isn't going to expand the box at all for you. Way to tell on yourself, must have a 4 inch dick.
>>34786116Coincided with the rise of egirls
>wake up>give cat medication>go gym>eat breakfast>go to the mall>check out clothes, maybe buy some>go for lunch >on the way back buy food and drinks >mow lawn>go to the boxing gym in the eveninganything more I can fit in a monday?
>>34786119>Ironically, only the pussies don't enjoy it. What's better to know that you're giving so much pleasure?Right? It's so gay to dislike eating your woman out unless it's just a sensory thing they don't like the fair enough but if it's some gay mental cope that's some froo froo bullshit because you can aggressively eat that assertively by throwing her legs open or pinning them against her own abdomen
>>34786125You’re responsible for your own orgasms, whore. If you want equality of pleasure, then i get 100 to your one.
>>34786129You need a gf not a cat
>>34786108Well, we're kind of similar then, I guess. I suppose we have to go out there and try to find good conversation openers to meet people.
>>34786116Men never started. Even in the 90s it was seen as a funny gimmick that Junior Soprano was into licking pussy. You just grew up and lived through a few decades where this normal standard was bucked, and now the regression to the mean of human behavior is making you think some big shift is happening. Which it is, only for the opposite reason you imagine.
>>34786116>men learned what icks are and how women percieve weak guys>most girls had numerous previous partners so its not really somewhere you want to put your mouth>guys know that ''chad'' never had to go down on her, so why should they
>>34786129You live in NZ?
>>34786123Yeah that sounds about right. Every day I learn something about zoomers the more I am disappointed in them
A bit of makeup is nice, but you know what I really like? I love it when chicks curl their hair and get that big hair look. Like this:https://youtu.be/IXDm7NIkA2w
>>34786134she's old, she needs to be taken care of>>34786138no
>>34786123>young zoomers have been mindraped by porncan we talk about that in general for a second? I'm a hopless (trying to recover) porn addict and when I was still watching it (and if I inevitably relapse) it was so annoying at how shit modern porn trends are.70% is fake incest and the rest is retarded over top rough shit like you described. Unironically one of the motivations for quitting was that just finding shit I've enjoyed has become more and more annoying
>>34786132>responsible for your own orgasms This is fine, so long as you don't expect the woman to be responsible for yours or want to spend any time with you. If you won't make her cum what is the point of you. This weird dominance larp you're doing is really cringe.
>>34786143NtaIt's because you're finding out porn is performative and dramatized and the 'sex' in porn was never real sex, just performative penetration that was taken over multiple shots and camera edits. There's no sensuality or love or affection being displayed, just a visual mockery of human connection.
>>34786137Chad goes down. Chad knows the suction thing.>not really somewhere you want to put your mouth But your dick is fine?!
>>34786125>Way to tell on yourself, must have a 4 inch dick.actually every foid itt says 4 inches is completely enough so you lose. owned
>>34786135Yeah, it kind of sucks that a lot of my interests/hobbies are stuff that aren't really outwardly apparent and you wouldn't know about me unless you knew me for a while, so that's not great for conversation starters.But I do get a few compliments carrying around my vintage camera so that's a start. Never managed to turn that into a proper conversation yet, but I'm hoping I will eventually.
>>34786148I never said she has to go down
>>34786116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQwuJ5Awro
>>34786145>If you won't make her cum what is the point of you.And then you complain about being a human fleshlight. Fuck off.
>>34786147>There's no sensuality or love or affection being displayedTo be fair that can also be convincingly faked and that's the stuff that got me off the most. But I'm fully aware that it doesn't even come close to a real interpersonal connection.
>>34786149We both know that if you have a 4 inch dick you want it to be 7.A 4 inch dick is only enough if he's also willing to eat pussy. That goes for literally any dick. If you are not willing to grease and expand the runway yourself why should you get to use it?
>>34786136>Men never started I've been doing it since I started at 16 and I never stopped and I'm in my 30s. It's my go-to bread and butter to start a girl off because of how quickly it launches arousal and I also have sensory stimulation from tastes and smells so it's a dopamine hit for me.
>>34786152facts
>>34786052Ye
>>34786158>we both know that x is better than y>this rule actually goes for both x and y btw but x is specifically still better than y nice try
>>34786151No I'm concerned that you have zero issue putting your dick somewhere you're afraid to put your mouth.
>>34786163Your comprehension issues really get in the way if any kind of productive discussion
I'd kill for a kind and caring gf I could eat out, what the actual fuck is wrong with you guys?
Menif you had sex with the girl you loved, how much time would you spend kissing her mouth during
>>34786059MVery. I am just lacking in other aspects of life.
>>34786164I dont have sex outside of relationships so its not like im fucking every whore on the street.Also a dick and mouth are different things. I'll step in mud barefoot, I wont but my mouth in mud
>>34786164I'm not fucking licking some acidic hole, got it? Fuck offMy cock is clean, so she can still give me a bj which she enjoys anyway
>>34786171>if you had sex with the girl you loved, how much time would you spend kissing her mouth duringNo 'if', I always kiss my wife deeply during missionary and we do that thing where we hold hands and look into each other's eyes or sometimes we take turns burying heads into the crooks of our necks especially when climaxing together, lots of "I love yous" and calling out each other's names etc
>>34786170That's why you don't have one
>>34786174Nigger mindset
>>34786167irony
>>34786170>being in a war sounds fucking cool>what the fuck is wrong with guys who’ve been in a war calling me retarded?
>>34786171I love kissing but in every relationship I ended up being the one who enjoyed it more than the other person
Just dont do oral stuff. Men and women. Fingering and handjobs are enough. Better even.
>>34786170Most of them are trolling don't get too bent out of shape about it. Want what you want. >>34786173So you see your dick as only needing to be as clean as your foot...yet you expect women to put that in their mouth. New reasons to hate men every day God damn. >>34786174So you won't put your dick in the acidic hole either? Pretty thin skin down there too. I'm just saying that if you don't want it in your mouth it doesn't make sense to me not to also be afraid of getting it on your dick.
>>34786158This is why men need to get pegged.Then they’d truly understand
>>34786158>We both know that if you have a 4 inch dick you want it to be 7.>A 4 inch dick is only enough if he's also willing to eat pussyThis is why you need to be rude and aggressive to people to get honesty and clarity out of them. It's the only way to override their natural, sentimental and feel-good default state of mind. For the exact same reason, it's why posting INCORRECT solutions to a problem you have (with great confidence and arrogance) will get you much cleaner and active help than if you'd just post about needing help with said problem. The act of smugly correcting someone you're irritated by brings out far more honesty and sincerity than anything else
>>34786174>I'm not fucking licking some acidic hole, got it? Fuck off
>>34786185>yet you expect women to put that in their mouthI literally said the opposite you fucking retard
What do you guys think of this haircut? Should I get it?
>>34786171MIn my ideal world there wouldn’t be a moment where our lips partedI understand that’s impractical though so I’ll settle for about 60% of the time
>>34786191>do you look like the guy? yes>do you not look like him?no
>>347860950
>>34786116Since idiot zoomer men decided to base all of their opinions off of spiting women.>>34786174But you'll stick your dick in it?
>>34786186It doesn't work like that lmao. An asshole doesn't make it's own lube if you tickle it.
>>34786182>Fingering and handjobs are enough. Better even.You have never had good oral sex.
>>34786186>pegging femanon sneaking into the shitpost war to shill her peg-agendanice try sneaky, im onto you
>>34786185>Want what you want.I'm being hyperbolic, I don't care too much what other people like or hate, I'm mostly surprised to be honest
>>34786182>Just dont do oral stuff. Men and women. Fingering and handjobs are enough. Better even.I do both, I suction/swirl the clit into orbit while doing a 'come here' gesture with two fingers inserted inside of her and I deeply massage the g-spot rhythmically, keeping the same pace in sync with my mouth and fingers. Mouth + finger combo has never let me down
>>34786193I have a strong jawline like that. But I wear glasses and contacts are too much hassle for me.
>>34786190So just no oral at all? None for her and none for you. Could you be less fun?>>34786187A 7 inch dick is only worth a damn if he also eats pussy. It'll never fit otherwise.
>>34786203u sound hot
>>34786192Wanting and being disney is never going to get you laid.
>>34786206That’s just how I am nigger
>>34786204>So just no oral at all? None for her and none for you. Could you be less fun?Not what I said either. I said its her choice if she wants to go down or not.
>>34786204well by this logic babydicks are perfect, they don't need such heavy preparation. Looks like Indians and Southeast Asians are catches.
>>34786203you'll be fine then
>>34786198All I’m trying to say is if you’re getting pegged you probably wouldn’t want those 3 extra inches
>>34786182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCikiFvmOkk
>>34786209I get the feeling that you're a very boring sex partner.
sex talk is scary can the moids go back to hating on women
>>34786210Nta but the logic is correct that's partly why I always eat pussy funnily enough im 7.5" in size. Vaginas are 4 inches deep until properly aroused to full depth which is why going down is essential for me to do
>>34786059M, yes, probably generally a 7 or 8 out of 10, include personality then even more so. I've had a few women come onto me over the years which reinforces my opinion
>>34786204>tee hee, i’m the type of whore that’s super tight. Now eat me out, bitch, or i’m going to go fuck your brother.
>>34786199I've never had sex.
>>34786210Not if he thinks it's an excuse not to eat pussy. Still doesn't solve the dryness issue. Kind of a beta move to pay for lube when you could do it yourself in 3 minutes but refuse to.
atoga is kinda normie chad wtf why are you going out there and finding your soulmate
Men who want children but also think the vagina is disgusting, how do you reconcile the obvious contradiction?
>>34786204you type like an incel screaming about whores NEEDING to suck his dick desusome people really do just use their genitals being licked as a tool for self-validation and actualization
>>34786216Yeah? And what exactly do you bring to the table other than a dry hole?
>>34786216that confirms you have a very narrow view of what sex can be
>>34786221I don't know any type of whore who could take 7 inches without some prep
>>34786224>atoga is kinda normie chad wtf why are you going out there and finding your soulmateBelieve it or not /adv/ used to be normie/Chad then the /r9k/ incel-femcel freaks moved in. And then the /soc/ narcissistic borderline fuck boys and sluts moved in.
>>34786222No shit…
>>34786224my soulmate is a fellow khhv socially awkward introvert who stays home all day like me. i won't be finding him outside.
>>34786225I like eating eggs but a chickens cloaca is disgusting too
only a 10 ft dick could satisfy me
>>34786059MMy face is kinda cute
>>34786225>Men who want childrenI know that' not your question, but I genuinely don't know if I do.I'd love to have them in theory, but knowing form first hand experience how much you can fuck up a persons life by raising them "wrong" I'm not sure if that's a responsibility I can handle
No. I said no sex. I shit every day.
>>34786235....how will u meet him then>>34786233sad
>>34786223Yeah, you're real alpha if you get throat cancer or some other infection on your face or mouth area
>>34786225I think dicks are disgusting too. I think sex itself (though pleasurable) is frankly somewhat disgusting. Many of the biological realities of our existence are disgusting, there's literally mountains of bacteria melting your food into poop inside your abdomen at this very moment. Soon, a slimy passage of ribbony intestine material will gurgle and gesticulate to slowly squeeze this newly-formulated fecal matter down your gas-laden bowels until your body instinctively heaves and tightens your muscles to forcibly expel this rancid mass out onto whatever surface you happen to stand over.You could write a similarly unappealing bit to the above about much of our bodies. Who cares? It is what it is.
>>34786237Not sure men can get that tall. But I am sure you can find a man that is a dick easily.
>>34786240>I'd love to have them in theory, but knowing form first hand experience how much you can fuck up a persons life by raising them "wrong" I'm not sure if that's a responsibility I can handleDad-anon here, if I had to place money on who would be a good dad I'd put my money down on (you). That's the mentality for good fatherhood you just demonstrated. You worry about potentially fucking them up if you do it wrong, that means you give a shit. People who give a shit make for good parents
>>34786243on here or soc maybe, idk
>>34786230They shut up about that bullshit for one-night stands though. I’ve never known a chick to NOT just take it after a bar hookup.
i'm like a reverse excalibur you have to fit a 3000 ft dick in me it's gotta be deeper than the ocean
>>34786236But you're sticking your dick in a disgusting acidic hole, that analogy falls flat on its face.
>>34786224/adv/ and (especially) /soc/ have always been normalfag central. The type of weirdo that browses 4chan with niche interests and general social awkwardness is ironically far less antisocial than the borderline psychos that inhabit these two boards.It's part of why /r9k/ and places like this thread have such entertaining insanity - they ironically are actually far more unsettling psychologically than the average 4chan lurker. They just aren't as autistic about videogames or anime, or what have you.
>>34786225Put pp in cooter without looking at ir
>>34786226If he feels as though he needs a partner who likes performing oral on him that's fine. No one would ever complain about that. The issue is when you try to force someone who doesn't want to do it.If he doesn't want to eat me out that's totally fine, but then I don't want to fuck him.>>34786228I usually get compliments on oral, and how I move and "help" during sex rather than just limply taking it. Handjob skills are only so-so.>>34786229>can beI know what I like. What does it matter if it can be something I don't like?
>>34786250i actually feel so ashamed but i check soc for people to talk to because im so lonely and it's mostly guys. do you have any luck with that
It's not the 1990s anymore. But maybe it will be again. Maybe, together, we can bring the '90s back.
>>34786260>I know what I like. What does it matter if it can be something I don't like?I can use that exact same answer to your ''bro your sex must be so boring'' replay
>>34786257/Soc/ ain't normie I can promise you that they're just on the polar extreme opposite end of incel/femcel/neet, they're tryhards, normies don't like them either
>>34786245The youth doesn't know about dental dams planned parenthood was trying to fix this
>>34786225Anon, you shouldn't stick it in children's vaginas. That's what pedophiles do.
>>34786218Plap
my soulmate probably died fifty thousand years ago
>>34786261its rare but yes, two good friendships came from that board, one i knew for almost 2 years. can’t say anything regarding romance tho.
>>34786205Tanks, sex? We have sex now?
>>34786265You're right, that's a better descriptor actually. I was conflating "normie" with basic things like social experience, outgoingness, etc but the form it takes in the /soc/ types is a mutated one anyway
>>34786272i'm in awe
I'm so glad I'm not dating a zoomer man and I'm with a guy who enjoys eating pussy.
>>34786265/Soc/ threads heavily push for downloading and sending messages over Kik, which is infamously an app used mainly by kiddy diddlers
>>34786278You dating this guy?
>>34786274>You're right, that's a better descriptor actually. I was conflating "normie" with basic things like social experience, outgoingness, etc but the form it takes in the /soc/ types is a mutated one anywayYep so we have these generals were it's a clash between to unfuckable vs the unlovable
>>34786260>how I move and "help" during sex rather than just limply taking itFucking kek. I can’t believe that having slightly more life than a dead fish makes you think that every guy should be eating you out at every opportunity. Just get a dog and some peanut butter.
>>34786249fair enough, thanks for the encouragement.
>>34786252>bar hookupThe alcohol is the lube in that case lmao>>34786264Yeah. That's okay. My sex sounds gross to you and yours sounds boring to me. We don't have to do it together. My only issue is with someone expecting me to cater to their preferences if they refuse to cater to mine.
>>34786271>Fifty thousand yearsFifty thousand tears I've cried
>>34786281>Zoomer man uses juvenile insult with retarded reaction image when someone hurts his feelingsWhy are you guys so boring and predictable? I'm surprised you didn't post a basedjack.
I want to fuck a manon so bad
>>34786285No problem sir, have a good one
>>34786289Go for it, what's stopping you
Women. Have you ever punished your boyfriend by grabbing his penis and then dragging him across the floor by it, maybe using his penis as a handle for throwing him across the room until he crashes into the wall and suffers blunt force trauma?
