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Do women ever think about what they would do if they were a guy.
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>>34786801Nope.
>>34786783women, why are you evil demons that want nothing but to make men suffer?
>>34786801Already Answered:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqAJLh9wuZ0
>>34786783State gender. How long does the process of taking a shit take for you? How often do you shit?
>>34786806Bipolar-kun, is that you?
how often does women think about dominating their male partners to getting dominated by themand whats one of the worst recurrent sex thoughts that you get as a woman
>>34786813>>34786806Same energy.
>>347868116 minutes if I’m at work10-15 minutes if I’m at home and can relaxShortly after every meal
>>34786813>how often does women think about dominating their male partnersliterally never, only a niche portion of men are into women domming men, most men and 100% of women aren't
>>34786811MNot much, like a minute and half at most. I guess I shit each day or day and a half.
>>34786811I wait until my body says "I'm ready" and then I'm finished in under two minutes.Pro:Quick and easy.Con:If my body doesn't tell me it's ready then I can go a day without pooping.
>>34786816are you a woman?
>>34786815Wow, you are doing it completely wrong.
>>34786826Better question: Are you hoping I'm a man so you can assume that my post is totally incorrect?
>>34786815Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime,That's why you're supposed to poop on company time.
Women who are approximately 25 years old, what's the oldest man you would date?
>>34786827What do you mean? You can just shit quick and stay on the toilet anyways at work. That's what I do on my office days.
>>34786811Never thought about itBut I take long enough shits even when I dont have my phone that my boss yells at me lol
>>34786811M 1min every other day
>>34786826Holy shit it's him he's back again ahahaha.
>>3478683517 (legal where I live)
>>34786827>>34786831I would take longer if my position wasn’t something that only I had to do. Unfortunately if I’m gone too long things can go wrong
>>34786811It depends how interesting the news is that dayMale
>>34786811M10 minutes or so, every day about 10amLike old faithful
>>34786811fNASTIEST BIGGEST UGLIEST SMELLIEST SHITS EVER EVERY DAY
>>34786845>t. Homer Simpson
>>34786844Nice
>>34786849Scat fetish moid hands
>>34786801Helicopter my new penis>>34786811F It varies wildly sometimes it's a clean drop takes less than 2 minutes sometimes I'm in there for 20 minutes because round one was messy and I have to wait 5 minutes for the even messier round two to make it's way down, or almost worse it's too dry and too big and just stuck in there so I'm sitting there not making any progress until I take my pants off and asian squat on the toilet seat. Most days, sometimes twice a day.
>>34786811okay real answeralways about 5 minutes. i have some medical gut problems so that's my excuse. 2 times a day.
>goon to some absolutely rancid, downright shameful shit >feel like the goofiest motherfucker to ever live right after state gender, this ever been u
Do women really get "oneshotted" by advertisements?I can think I've ever bought anything from an advertisement
>>34786829not the first anon you were talking to earlier, disappointing i know! was just asking a question for my own sake!!
>>34786865i rarely see ads but when i do they have the opposite effect on me. i'll hate the product without even trying it.
Do girls actually get crushes on masculine female friends?Or did anime lie to me?
Whoever posted in this thread and told me to get a moka pot was so right. That's some good coffee
>>34786872O RLY?If you had to go to the store RIGHT NOW and buy something to apply directly to forehead, what would you buy?
>>34786813I don't really think about dominating him. I might put a hand around his neck during sex but that's kind of the extent of it. I don't need him to dominate me either but I enjoy frequently being reminded that he is much stronger than me. Idk intrusive/impulsive gangrape thoughts? It's like I jumpscare myself. Too much true crime.
>>34786873I can't imagine the "looks female enough" meme works on women, that seems like a more male sexual phenomena.
>>34786811M 1-2 shits a day, takes anywhere from half a minute to two minutes depending on how much water I drank that day.
My foid's vagina smells really bad
>>34786873I'm bi so I don't think I'm the one you want to hear from but I swear to God my mom has a crush on my somewhat butch ex step aunt from my dad's side.
>>34786877a gun
>>34786873IRL Butch girls aren't good looking and that look only works in anime.
>>34786882sorry i've been using mine as a second purse
>>34786873Nah. Feminine female friends however
>>34786835F29
Women, how often do you think about emasculating us?
>>34786894I don’t think about you
>>34786888Sometimes the butch girls have rather pretty “girlfriends” though. It was the funniest shit when some dike tried to start a fight with me in a bar for chatting up “her girl”.
>>34786894who are you
WomenState AgeState GenderState the oldest you'd date and the youngest you'd date
>>34786893Doubt
>>34786783State gender. Did you have any role models growing up? What did you admire about them?
>>34786882Needs antibiotics to treat her BV.Might be your fault. I used to regularly get yeast infections with my second boyfriend I don't know what the fuck he was doing but he was doing something wrong. I swear I got like 6 during the 2 years I was with him and only 2 in the other 10+ years I've been fucking people.
Women, do you have bangs?If yes, what style?If no, can you justify why you don't?
>>3478690631Oldest: 42Youngest: 28>>34786909FNo and that's probably why I'm such a failure of an adult.
>>34786909MBruce Lee, he was cool and asian
>>34786918What kinda Asian are you
Women think love is something that happens naturally with someone in a very narrow slice of the male populace
>>34786909MMy father. He's always been very competent, calm and smart. I wish I could be half as much as he is.
>>34786921As if kek
>>34786835>about to answer>realize i'm in my late 20s nowoh right... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>34786921
>>34786926Look, if 5’10 is 6’, then 28 is 26. Cheers.
ok im actually sick of the fake outragegirls will post thirst traps all day then act personally victimized when a guy admits he wants their used socks after a 12 hour shift. that smell is earned. you walked around in them, i want them. its the least you can do for the amount of attention you beg fori already keep a list of every girl at work whose shoes i’ve thought about. its not weird, its organized. when i finish i sometimes say their name. they should be flattered anyone is thinking about them that hard instead of the usual boring shityou say you want a guy who’s “in touch with his feelings” but the second those feelings involve your dirty laundry you call it creepy. make it make senseif you’re a girl reading this and you’re not completely joyless, ship me a pair. i’ll cover postage. handwritten thank you note included. this is not a request it’s just me telling you how it should already work
>>34786894This train of thought does not occur or appeal to me unless some lead addled boomer has pissed me off>>3478690634Like 40-42 and maybe 30.>>34786909I thought my paternal grandfather was pretty cool. Very intelligent, excellent craftsmanship on anything he decided he wanted to learn how to make, he was a very quiet and observant person he wasn't cold he was just very choosy about how he spent his energy. He loved being outside he would wander around the woods behind his house all day and would always point out his favorite kind of tree.
Go exercise if you haven't already today.
Basically every femcel
>>34786942Nigga it's 1AM I'm not exercising now.
>>34786939>I'll cover postage and say thank you>won't even cover the cost of the socks Cheapskate
>>34786942Exercising my right arm. Beer not wanks, you degenerate coomers.
>>34786950Yeah there does come a point at which degenerate fetish freaks gotta pony up fully
>>34786931>we fuck anyways, this just gives me more control over it.She pegged you, didn't she?You gave in and you didn't like it. lol
>>34786816wrong. more women than you'd think and definitely not close to 100%
>>34786957Holy shit please don't bring that piece of shit here. Next he'll say he's entitled to rape his neighbour because she looked at him funny and he's giving her the chance to atone.
>>34786926The answer?
>>34786939Smellfags get the rope
>>34786961Women who like domming men are almost always literal sadists.
>>34786968and you know this, how..?
>>34786909fmy parents. hardworking and responsible. my dad liked to talk to people and hash out problems peacefully if possible. he was also very stoic and had hobbies that helped him find peace with himself but also connect with my mom better. my mom wasn't really a people person but she was a good stay at home mom and was always there for me when my dad wasn't available. they had a lot of problems but they stayed together and were happier for it in the end.
>>34786961Source?
>>34786971>and you know this, how..?Because to dominate means to be the sadist, retard. That's the S in BDSM. Sadism, domination means to be the sadist who dominates the M the masochist.
>>34786971Not my first foray into random fetish hookups.
>>34786968And is that a bad thing or something?
https://youtu.be/f9EhQF3coRE
>>34786979>Because to dominate means to be the sadist, retardNot strictly, no. And I'm pretty sure the acronym is just an attempt to clump an entire group of things together, there isn't necessarily overlap between any individual letter of that term.
>>34786984um.
Nicholas Cage is such a horrible actor. Not as bad as Keanu however. Man they suck.
>>34786979> to dominate means to be the sadistNo, that’s not true. The natural state of dynamic is male dominance and female submissive. The aberrant male wants to have a nurturing mommy. The aberrant female wants to hurt men.
>>34786974I can't speak for all women but I can speak for myself and things I've heard from friends. Everyone has different tastes, you can ALWAYS find someone who's into some thing regardless of their gender
>>34786979Nta there is also "topping from the bottom".Sadism is usually a very extreme form, including physically or mentally hurting somebody, inflicting actual pain and distinct from just being dominant.
>>34786982I mean, actually hurt them. They despise them.
>>34786994Unless it's like kitchen tiles or something actually, I forgot some people are strangely niche
Dear women, why are you so unimaginably evil?(I mean real women with vaginas and two X chromosomes. I love you trannies)
https://youtu.be/rPazmAJwSYc
I have only met two women who are sadists and they've both suffered from abuse in the past.I think for them being sadistic (and sometimes alsl receiving pain) is a form of taking control over their past, so they don't have to be as afraid of getting abused again.
>>34787002You're not Bipolar-kun, fuck off faker.
>>34787002That's funny, I hate trannies, but I'm pretty neutral about women. Like I've never seen a woman and thought, "wow what an amazingly cool person", women are just kinda lame to me. Maybe I'm gay.
>>34787008Who's bipolar-kun?
>>34787010Our new lolcow, the one who only comes here to wait until a woman replies just to say "kill yourself". Very droll, but it's fun to see how he tries to justify his schizophrenic delusions only to contradict himself and get quiet like a bitch.
>>34787002Okay so first there's this thing called evilitis. It starts spreading at birth and it takes control of our bodies. Hope that helps xx
>>34786877Why do I need to apply something to my forehead?
>>34786986>Not strictly, noSometimes i mistake my own post for another when looking back >>34786993
>>34787020To face life HeadOn.
>>34787017I think he's also that crazy corona schizo.
>>34787025Yolo
>>34787025NtaI'm disappointed you got to make the joke before me
>>34787017Bipolar-kun is the retard who says kys to any “F”?
I was gonna ask out my crush today, then I saw one of those Jubilee style videos where people confess to their crush, and I was so blackpilled that I don't wanna anymore.
>>34786865I've never clicked an ad and bought the thing but they do make me think "I want something like that". I do some research and find one that's actually decent quality and suits my tastes and then don't buy it because it's too expensive.
Both gendersWhat would you like to do in a first date?
>>34786813I have aggressive horny thoughts sometimes.
>>34787044the epitome of advertisement usefullness
>>34787045Who cares? Now guess
>>34787045M, the priority is talking so anything that facilitates that. Coffee, hike, park, whatever
Mmmm Yes I see.
>>34787048>aggressive horny thoughtsFemale newspeak for rape
>>34787039It's not a joke, it's a pop culture reference.
>>34787053> the priority is talking4 words to say i don’t fuck
>>34787045F. Anything that lets you talk. It's nice to have fun and engage in hobbies together later on but on the first date ideally you shouldn't be 100% focusing on something else (like movies). Something simple is fine.
>>34786806
>>34787045MGet tea/coffee and then walk around to stores or park. That was how it was with my first gf.
>>34787059Where do you think you are?
>>34787058Yes Peter. You are quite right. As always you are the only voice of reason here.
>>34787059If your goal is to proper date then the other guy seems like he has much better odds than you desu. If you just want a hookup though then sure.
>>34786864This is why I don't goon to porn.
>>34787059I'm in a committed relationship. If I was just looking to fuck, I don't think I'd be bothering with a first date. If I'm on a date with a woman, I want to see if she's actually worth my time and the only way to find that out is talking. Plus you can still flirt plenty while chatting
>>34786894Never.
>>34787058It was intended as a funny, close enough
I hate being a sub5 subhuman
>>34787073>Said by a mediocre looking guy who isn't actually ugly
>>34787073you can start getting better by forgetting this nonsense
>>34787068>I'm in a committed relationshipFirst date
>>3478690621-40
>Just had a flashback to one of my dates with my ex >It was really cute and amusing>I ended up ruining everything in the end while trying to keep her from going down with meFuck. I hope she's doing well these days.
State genderFuck you, you now have to carry the One Ring to Mordor. What's the plan?
>>34787078You asking what our first date was? It was coffee
>>34786922I'm starting to think love might be unnatural.
>>34787066Do you even know how to have sex with a girl? You actually have to try to have sex with her. But you go ahead and talk to your heart’s delight. I’ll be fucking her on her next date after you.
>>34787070Disappointed.
>>34787084I mean...what the hell sure. I'd take your girl after you too then if they're fine with women as well lol
>>34787081I'm going to be a raging bitch, even worse, the whole way.
>>34787076Mediocre may as well be ugly, since the effects are the same. No one wants to fuck mediocre. No one wants to fuck average. At least women don't. It's like being a C student expecting to get into Law school.And before you say sex isn't everything, no one wants to date people they wouldn't fuck either.
>>34787055I mean. If it weeeerrreeee unconsentuallllllllll... but I demand consent enthusiastically.
>>34787092NTABy definition, most people are mediocre. Including those women and the guys they fuck.
>>34787092So yes, you're not ugly, your brain is just poisoned with bullshit.
>>34787090Also of course you're going to have to try at one point no kidding??? Just not on the first date. Use your brain a bit. And if someone's moved on from a date with me they're free to do whatever with whomever they please, why would this bother you?
Film festival week is here, going to the movies by yourself has never been more cool.
>>34787090The girl after me is the one that i fucked and who is still thinking about me while you’re boring her about your hobbies.
>>34787085Weird agp fantasy
99 Luftballons came up in my playlist. Send help, I beg you.
>>34787045MaleI have no idea, which makes me nervous.>>34787081Now this is an easy question. Eagles.
>>34787102Anon you fucking virgin retard you're talking to a woman
>>34787104Why do we have to save you from 80's women with short haircuts?
>>34787106>Now this is an easy question. Eagles.Objectively wrong answer. I'll proceed to wrap up pages of the Silmarillion and force feed them to you.
what did you do this weekend?
I would forgive my child a lot of things. But being in a porno would make me disown them.
>>34787102If she's still thinking about you then why is she even with someone else? I wouldn't want her if this was the case anyways, that's why you talk on the first date, to weed out people you don't want in your life longterm and to see who you're compatible with. It's your life you can waste your time I'm not stopping you
>>34787110Bought some clothes, played some videogames, went for a walk with my friend. I would've liked to do more things, but overall I'm satisfied.
>>34787110Not much
>>34787110Went to the movies.
>>34787045MI'd honestly rather be waterboarded than go on a date 2bh
>>34787107Bingo, good job other anon
>>34787108I just find the song a bit corny and unpleasant. Nena's not bad.
>>34787045I would like to be safe somewhere secluded. Can be with food or not. I understand that is a bit of an oxymoron. I don't know how else to explain it.
>>34787107Nah, everyone on the internet is a virgin guy until proved otherwise.
>>34787100>Zhang was notorious for his brutal and ruthless behavior, eccentric personality, and extravagant lifestyle, which earned him nicknames such as the "Dogmeat General". >he loved to boast about the size of his penis (.85 inch), which became part of his legend. He was a "well-known womanizer" and polygamist. At the height of his power, he had some 30 to 50 concubines of different nationalities, who were given numbers since he could not remember their names nor speak their language>He was either 6 feet 6 inches (1.98 m)or 7 feet (2.1 m) tall.Women, would you let Chad hit it, if Chad happens to be a 1920s Chinese warlord this time ?
>>34787099IM UGLY IM UGLY IM UGLY
Gee anon, how come your jannies let you have *three* /atoga/s?
>>34787120NTAWhat did you watch? Opinions?
>>34787100>>34787127Sorry, didn't mean to reply to you. Also forgot image.
>>34787110Spent time with family. Had a good cookout with crabs. Haven't done that in years so it was a lot of fun. Also had a birthday party for another family member. That was pretty cool cause it was at a golf course. So we did a few holes while there. Over all great weekend catching up with people I haven't seen in years.
>>34787127God, everyone once in a while I remember that guy and what a chad he was. And how crazy chinese history is.You tell me to do this,He tells me to do that.You're all bastards,Go fuck your mother.—"Poem about bastards" credited to Zhang Zongchang
>>34787081I get corrupted and fuck off doing whatever corrupted people do. Only people who are satisfied with what they currently have can resist the corruption for any significant period of time. That's pretty much just simple and unambitious folk like hobbits.
>>34787110Slept a lot.
>>34787116> If she's still thinking about you then why is she even with someone else?I weep for you. I’ve had married women tell me about their backups in front of their husband. If you take these holes off of the pedestal you’ve created for them, then they become much easier to understand.
>>34787104Is it the English version? I can't blame you, it's pretty bad. Switch to the German version, then start binging all of Nena because she's the fucking best
>>34787123You're being goofy.
>>34787127>.85 inch penisWhat's he going to hit it with?
>>34787130Chronovisorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVJHMKlLrtMI really liked it, it's based on a "true story" of a Catholic priest who claimed he worked with a team of scientists to develop a device to look into the past. He said he viewed the Crucifixion with it.
>>34787129And no gioyc?Bizzaro /adv/
>>34787138Do not post violence please.
>>34787127Much of Post-Colonialism and Pre-Communist Chinese history is fucking insane.
>>34787131no worries, it was funny, also my answer would be no
>>34787110Caught up on sleep and spent time with guinea pigs
>>34787127>Male doesn't understand the difference between concubines and women willingly dating a guyAlso he lived during a time when foot binding was still a thing. None of his concubines could escape if they wanted to.
>>34787137Nah, it was the german one.>>34787138:(
If my brain doesn't work properly what's the use in keeping it around
>>34787110A whole lot of nothing
Plap
i frew up :(my delicious imitation crab meat, bad
>>34787152Drink some Pedialyte. Why the fuck you throw up?
>>34787152Plap, get pregnant
>>34787142Ok. Now you're being as goofy as those Motion Picture Associates rating The Invite as an R for mentioning pegging and group sex while everything else that happens is PG-13.
>>34786811M20 minutes
>>34787140Hadn't heard about that one, I'll check it out.
>>34787157Please no please aaa aa
>>34787123>>34787147It was her biggest hit for being an anthem for free Europe or whatever in the 80s, but it's far from her best. She has so many underrated great songs that get overlooked. Her newest album Licht is great too, even if it's a different style from what she did the 80sSorry I could gush about Nena forever
>>34787136There's no pedestal, there are women who do this and women who don't just like there are men who do and don't do this. (Cheating that is) It's kinda simple, the women you must be around don't sound very nice so I understand your view but at some point you have to think a little bit deeper and expand your sample size. No need to weep for me, weep for those poor husbands, I wish them well.
>>34787152Brutal
Why are women so boring?And why did God make women boring but men unattractive to me?
>>34787163Look, if you can simp your way into some sex, then more power to you.
>>34787168Fair enough. And if you're happy with what you're doing already keep doing you man
>>34787125NtaYou are telling on yourself there, buddy. :)
Oh you. Tsk tsk tsk tsk… you fool.
>>34787167Your God is a woman, broham.
>>34787141Do you wanna be discord friends? Post discord if so. I could use more internet friends. No pressure though.
>>34787167Women in my experience lack the autism or passion or whatever you wanna call it to get obsessed with a hobby to have something to talk about. Otherwise they just talk about who did what at work or all the random places they like to go out to eat
>>34787173Fools.
For God so loved her only begotten daughter..
>>34787146Well in all fairness>some of his concubines stayed with him throughout his career, with him marrying the earliest when he was still a coolieso I suppose the guy had at least some legit rizz>His concubines included Chinese, Japanese, Russians, Koreans, Mongolians and at least one AmericanSo a good amount of them had perfectly normal feet, as foot binding was a Han nobility thing exclusively. As for how voluntary it was, who knows. Probably varied by woman. >>34787133Kek
>>34787170no no, don't worry, he's right. I have internet access, I'm a virgin man until I log off. It's the rules :)
We fit together perfectly
>>34787152That stuff is bad for you and leads to stomach problems
>>34787181Me and my cat
>>34787181Femanon and I. Unfortunately, she's too shy.
>>34787175I wish I could trust people. But I can't.
I probably shouldn't drink tonight but the temptation is growing by the minute.
>>34787188Aw okay
>>34787148It still mostly works if you're able to come here and type out questions
Femanons, do you have any interests besides watching love island or reading smut?
>>34787110I love tomboys
>>34787192Kek, npcs encouraging npcs
Would the moids itt kick their child out of the house?
Vigilantism should be a crime punishable with death.
Both gendersWhat would you prefer? Being able to live in space, or being able to live underwater?
>>34787196Never
>>34787193Why tf do you care? Be happy for it so she doesn’t bother you while you watch sportsball.
>>34787196I don't think so, only under extreme circumstances.
>>34787198Space seems less limiting
>>34787197The cops aren't doing anything about it, we have to take it upon ourselves to deal with the scourge of vigilantism.
>>34787198Underwater
>>34787194That’s not a tomboy
>>34787198MUnderwater i guess because how tf would being able to live in space be helpful?
>>34787195My inner voice is describing geometric shapes as they rotate in my head.
>>34787194That is a straight woman with a short cut.
>>34787204You're funny.
>>34787196If they did something unconscionable and/or were a threat to the rest of the family, yes.But never for boomer reasons like >hurr durr you 18, get a job and pay for college on minimum wage
Women, if I were your bf, what would you do if I had an awful day?
>>34787156anon has morning sickness kink
>>34787215Leave you before you beat me
>>34787197I know it's not the best option, but I'd rather have a crazy person that kills criminals than a gang of crazy criminals killing innocents.
>>34787193Im an avid birder ty for asking.>>34787198I think Id prefer living in space.>>34787127How do you have sex with a penis that small? Thats basically a clitoris. Probably fun to grind on? Idk. Weird.
>>34787193Yeah. I don't do either of those.But you guys are going to say it's because I'm autistic and I don't count.
>>34787193>Femanons, do you have any interests besides watching love island or reading smut?Watching telenovelas, youtube, annoying my dog, annoying my siblings, annoying anons on other boards. I also don't watch love island and I don't read smut.
>>34787215Start putting my hair up in a ponytail.....
>>34787219>Im an avid birder ty for asking.That's neat. What birds do you like the most?
>>34787152Did you throw up because of your imitation crab meat or did you throw up because you were upset at your perceived fatness
>>34787198FUnderwater sounds more practical but I'd never go, ocean scary.
>>34787218No you don't.
>>34787215>Women, if I were your bf, what would you do if I had an awful day?Massage, cook you something or buy whatever you want to. Listen to you vent.
>>34787223I like shrikes!
>>34787194
>>34787217That'd probably make my day worse.>>34787222Not a bad idea.>>34787227Wholesome, blessings to you.
OOH WAH AH AH AH
>>34787229would
women how do you feel about guys that need to jerk off after going to the beach?
>>34787229Hot literal 7/10 on the tomboy attraction scale
>>34787229
>>34787231This niggas stimming
>>34787229Reminds me of a girl I liked in high school.
>>34787226I wonder what people from latin american countries where gangs kill people every day while the civilians live in fear every time they're out would think about it.
>>34787232>>34787235Ai simps
>>34787215Feed you, hold you, kiss you, pet your hair, give you a scalp massage, soothe you, reassure you. God I miss him.
>>34787242Anything except make him a fucking sandwich
>>34787229The fuck kind of ai haircut is this
>>34787242Aw, you sound lovely. Hope you find someone.
>>34787244>Nigga didn't read "feed him"
>>34787246Nigga’s got eyes
>>34787248That shit is burning on the stove while petting him like a cat
>>34787251Have you never felt loved before? Its a good feeling.
>>34787231Down with the sickness?
Women, would you date a gynecologist?
>>34787231ting tang walla walla bing bang
>>34787261Ron paul has 5 kids
>>34787261No
>>34787261I don't see why not.
Is it over if I have a clinically tested low iq
>>34787264You mean we could have had a pussy doctor president except he was a massive shill?
*casting spells to tank femanons' credit scores*
>>34787192>mostlyYou overestimate
>>34787269>dr no was a shillGet the fuck out, hambeast
Do girls really shlick it to hand veins?
>>34786783I’m bored. How about some ai image requests?
>>34787045MI don't have much experience, I've only been on one date, but the girl I went with said it was the best she's been on so I'll share:I first took her to a botanical garden where we sat at a bench in front of a lake and talked for a few hours. Then I took her to a place for dinner where we talked for another few hours. Whole date was around 8 hours.
We have to go back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siIep9LHtNM
>>34787269>Big pharma shill accusing others of being shills
>>34787273He said it himself on some podcast in like 2018. This is not news. You are behind.
>>34787267His job description is spending all day looking at other women's vaginas
>>34787278And….why wasn’t there a second date?
Women, have you ever been sexually assaulted?
>>34787281>i’m a shill for freedomConvincing>>34787279Needs more
>>34787279Needs more breakdancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM
Anons sorry I won’t be here as often during the week. Family is coming and they decided to bring the children too.
Women, Is my dry texting killing the attraction of my relationship prospects?I'm warm and get attraction in person but I tend to stick to logistics over text.
Nice and cold today. This is what I image a good day would be like. It makes me think of the better place I could be, and if I lived that life that's what the day would be like. I miss the cold and I'm very tired.
>>34787292What's wrong with kids?
Ordered some more THC gummies to use for drowning my sorrows.
>>34787297It’s not them but all of the demands from relatives. Every minute needs to be planned ugh
We are kind of fucked arent we?
>>34787284She really wanted a second one, and had even invited me to her apartment, but I ended things a few days after the first date because I could see our life trajectories were too different. In other words, I knew it wouldn't work and didn't want to go to her apartment for sex, break up and then she hates all men because of me.
>>34787303If you fall for this you unironically need to jump from a bridge
I miss fren
>>34787303No. Incels should die out. They will be the unfucked.
>>34787293Probably
>>34787296It's over 100 degrees here every day right now. I want to feel cool air on my skin so bad.
>>34787300My condolences.
How bad am I failing at life right now?Still live with aunt37 year oldDon't have a social group never even bothered trying to find romance Don't know how to drive Work in a warehouse making 19.80 an hourOnly have 8,000 dollars in bank spent all day arguing online about fictional character relationships and card gamesTook a full day's off work tomorrow for a doctor's appointment that will take 2 to 3 hours at best. I feel pathetic when people my age have houses, cars, kids and relationships and talk about things I don't understand like stock options and talking about 6 or 7 digit saving accounts. Like, where did I go wrong?
>>34787304Autism is a fucking disease. Like leprosy, unless you thought i was being sympathetic.
>>34787222How exactly does that help a guy with a bad day? Hes not exactly caring about how you wear your hair.
>>34787314It's rainy too
>>34787316Same. But at least you have a job.
>>34787318As if chicks actually give a shit. Just wait until you have to comfort HER about your own trauma.
>>34787318Context clues.
>>34787318
>>34787318nigga...
>>34787315It’s ok anon. I’ll be safe inside my mind.
>>34787303170? And she's not a fucking sex worker?
>>34787303What the fuck is "Hot girl walk"!?
about to spend 800 bucks on shit
>>34787329If you only knew how bad things really are….
>>34787333what shit
>>34786783Is it weird as a woman to use 3 in 1 shampoo+ conditioner+ hair mask?
>>34787333What kind of shit?
>>34787318Pretty sure they're referencing a blow job
>>34787336Yes.
>>34787336Even 2 in 1 are actually a terrible choice for men's or women's hair. You should never regularly use such a thing.
>>34787339>>34787341Why
>>34787336Not weird I just never understood why anyone would combine shampoo and conditioner because you're supposed to focus shampoo on the scalp and conditioner on the kids and ends. 2 in 1 hair stuff just makes my hair look greasy faster.
>>34787344mids not kids
>>34787343There are several reasons, but to put it simply shampoos open hair cuticles to clean dirt, while conditioners close them to lock in moisture. Doing both at once reduces the power of each step.
>>34787343Your hair will fall out
>>34787317Sympathy, for what? There was no loss: she's doing fine and I am too.
>>34787338I feel like I'm missing something here. I dont understand what putting hair in a ponytail has to do with that.
>>34787343The way 2 in 1's work is by coating your hair in silicone bullshit that essentially gives you dandruff if you use it repeatedly. Those products should really be designated as emergency travel use only, but people are seriously retarded and think it's cheaper to buy one product rather than two.But you're also not even doing that, you have normal conditioner and a hair mask that is probably not doing much good.
>>34787303what is hot girl walk? do sluts just parade and fuck guys right there on the street?
>>34787349You really are just a piece of shit huh
>>34787335>>34787337a sword maybe
>>34787349Nta , but the los was A good opprtunity for you and a good time for her wasted because you pussied out . Which is all that bullshit you wrote amounts to. You were anxious and chickened out.At least be honest with yourself!
I have a disability
>>34787304>holy shit autistic men really are awful>8 hour first date>no second date>virgin femanon would have killed herself
>>34787362>maybeFucking hell. Whatever. How about you give me 800, and i’ll give you back half and a replica, then we’ll both be happy.
>>34787366What is it
>>34787368atoga army when
>>34787375Against pol or v? Kek
>>34787372Manletism
>>34787380What they have in numbers we make up for in smarts
>>34787384We do? My head is empty right now.
>>34787384I guess if impotent rage were a weapon…
who the fuck is cindy moon?
>>34787387An empty head just means it can be filled. Theirs are worse than empty.
>>34787303Ignoring the obvious that this is ragebaiting fetish content...How does she not get tired of it? I tapped out before I even hit 20. Sex with randos is just not that good.
>>34787395How many did you fuck?
>>34787363I guess it does read that way. There are more details to the whole thing, but I won't write a blogpost on here. Anyhow, good night anon, I'll drink a vodka for your health.
When a man interrupts something his gf is doing on her phone on the couch by eating her out but tells her to just keep doing what she's doing, what's his end goal? What does he actually want?
>>34787380civil war we all just die
>>34787392It’s filled of guilt when not empty
>>34787392>our virginal weaponized autism that dreams about sex will beat their weaponized autism that dreams about warI’ll just pour the lemonade
>>34787395Do you honestly enjoy jerking off more than sex? Grim.
>>34787399To fuck with her
Why do women think this is a good thing to celebrate?
>>34787406Like literally?
>>34787403This is how you can tell when someone hasn’t been in a long term relationship
>>34787407We're not celebrating men, for sure.
>>34787399To make her coom
>>34787408No. Just to mess with her head
>>34787410This is actually how you can tell someone thinks they are good in their relationship but they actually suck.
>>34787407What is it
>>34787401>>34787402We will make soldiers out of you yet
>>34787395Not quite 20, it was in the post.>>34787403>jerking offUh I don't do that.The odds of the guy being actually pleasant to be around and the sex being good just aren't high enough to make it worth the effort except once in a blue moon (like every 5 years)
>>34787407>thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9aZWFG69-k&t=5s
>>34787413I don't understand the point.
>>34787395For women, promiscuity is primarily modulated by neurosis.
>>34787417>what is it>>34787422
>>34787421Lucky you have such an abysmal libido that you can just leave.
I will never be a pretty man :(
>>34787430would it be low for (him) though?
>>34787425Then it's working
MenHow did you get past your anger after arguing with your gf?
>>34787431I'd be happy to simply not be an ugly one. Check your privilege.
>>34787416Jerking off gets to be about me..for fucking once
>>34787436Slapped her and felt better
>>34787436I take it out on her vagina after. Good thing those are tough.
>>34787437sorry but average is not enough I might as well be a horrendous monster, I want to cut my face with a razor blade every time I see myself in the mirror
>>34787430When I'm with someone and the sex is good it's pretty high. But if I stop getting it for long enough I stop caring. If I've been celibate for a year what's another 2.Dick can be great, amazing even. It's just not worth all that socializing with people I don't even think I actually like.
>>34787431Why would you want to be pretty? Fag
>>34787440I unironically wonder if guys think this way sometimes without how uncharacteristically rough they can be sometimes out of nowhere.
>>34787441So you're mentally ill? That's the real problem you should focus on, not your average looks.
>>34787434I've given myself a minor hematoma already... right next to my clit.;;;;;;^_^
>>34787431Of course you are a pretty man. But please stop me if I hurt you again
>>34787436The champaign of victory>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHmOL7kZAKA
You've heard of the "sensitive young man", but where exactly does the "sensitive young woman" reside? What is she like?
>>34787446I always forgive her after!
I'm horny but he won't give me attention
>>34787445stop calling me fag!! I'm so sick of hearing that all my life.>>34787447no I'm the sanest person here >>34787450I don't know what you're talking about
>>34787457Ugh all girls want is sex sex sex
I did a big oopsy woopsy again
Girls, how can I masturbate ethically?
>>34787462Sexsexsexsexsexsexsex
>>34787460I mean, if the show fits, call it a fag
>>34787460i feel u bro it sucks looking like shit.
>>34787466Use your imagination only
why can't I talk to girls without them developing feelings? oh so it's ok when they do it? but if I develop feelings it's wrong and it gives them the ick? bullshit
>>34787463What
>>34787472What do I base my imagination on?
>>34787466if you're hot they'll be positive they'll be down for anythingif you're uggo she will subconsciously wish you'd have never been born and hate you for even being capable of sexuality.
>>34787457How about you do something for him to earn sex, you lazy slag
>>34787455You call those spoiled and fantasize about deliberately sexually traumatizing and humiliating them.They have never existed.
>>34787469fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck youI'm gonna go bash my head against the door again, hope you're happy
>>34787479What a sissy boy
>>34787484FUCK YOU!!!!
>>34787484>>34787479this is actually TWO spiritually homosexual individuals, not just one. The one doing the bullying has a soul of a fruit too, just manifest in a different, more aggressive form. Plato speaks of this.
>>34787484You’re just trying to make him feel better
>>34787478You got me, I really love that, ngl. Hitting them in bed is like cocaine for the soul. Fucking peak
>>34787488Heh
>>34787488I'm NOT spiritually homosexual
>>34787492This is a highly effeminate and homosexual response. Many such cases.
>>34787460None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they're free.
>>34787492Right. You're ACTUALLY homosexual.
>>34787492That’s too bad. It’s much easier to hide it when you’re just spiritually gay.
I want my darling
fuck all of you, you always make me feel worse about myself
>>34787490See? Hunted to extinction.
>>34787457He's busy with a different girl rn, be patient and wait your turn.
>>34787505Better hunted to extinction than be allowed to pair up with the sensitive young men.
>>34787502Coddling is not kindness.
>>34787502Why would you expect anything else from this place? You have to come here expecting insults and be pleasantly surprised if someone is civil to you.
>>34787499Is there such a thing as spiritually straight but sexually gay? What type of person would this produce?
>>34787502Sorry
>>34787436"Get passed?"Anger is a tool, and a powerful one at that. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9MX_4JOzPP0
>>34787510ok but you don't have to insult me and call me gay
>>34787509Both genders should stop being sensitive as they get older.
>>34787515He actually does. If he doesn't call you gay on 4chan, his dick will fall off.
>>34787512Greek warrior
>>34787512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixOJE-k40ssLiterally this
>>34787514>"Get passed?"No
>>34786783Let's make a new meme: "In "Divine Comedy" Dante forgot to mention the 10th circle of hell which is exclusively populated by _________________
>>34787517I never call anyone gay and my dick is intact
>>34787522Mecha hitler and kids dying of cancer
>>34786783State gender Is it weird to fantasise about getting kidnapped by a fictional character?
>>34787515Yeah but they can and they will.You do not control the behavior of others only your own. If you don't like how the people here treat you don't give them an opportunity to treat you any type of way. The solution is to leave.
>>34787523Stop replying to my posts with autism. My posts are autistic enough, thankyou.
>>34787522this is just stupid, every circle already covers every sin imaginable
>>34787522Me.
>>34787528hmm nyo I can't ignore factually incorrect posts
>>34786783Why do some men go crazy over lesbians and why do some women go crazy over gay men? Is there a scientific reason?
>>34787515You could just stop being so gay tho
>>34787532If I want to watch a girl fuck, why have it be another guy? Two girls are better than one.
>>34787522People who get triggered by seeing monarchy in a fantasy setting
>>34787531
>>34787532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCVkDgZ2QYI
>>34787533I'm not gay
>>34787522BBC posters on 4chan.
>>34787540>>34787520
I wish all white men from ages 20-45 were shirtless 24/7
>>34787544but im chopped thoughbeit
>>34787544I don't want you to see my sad body
>>34787544Even the fatties?
>>34787544Why would you do something so horrible
>>34787544Racist.
Anon
>>34787543but I've never had sex with men, fuck you
>>34787555No one said you weren’t a failire
I have this incredible urge to jerk off to a picture of a family friend who posted on Instagram. I've never done something like this before but she looks incredible. I see her irl every so often.How creepy is this. Will she know subconsciously if I did. Do girls do the same thing? Do you feel guilty?
>>34787551Horrible for who?
>>34787544I either wish men were banned from wearing clothes or were completely covered from head to toe.
>>34787561Everyone who has to see me.
>>34787515I didn't, I said you are mentally ill.
I don't fuck with nigggas that think they broads.
>>34787565im sure u look fine
>>34787560Ffs, we used to jerk off to nat geo, and the lucky ones had a victoria secret catalog in the bathroom.
>>34787558fuck off! I don't want to have sex with men in fact I want gay men to stop flirting with me.>>34787567well that's just rude
>>34787544I have back acne
>>34787572>in fact I want gay men to stop flirting with meYou’re really not helping yourself out here
>>34787570oh my god you are fucking annoying you desperate slut
>>34787572>well that's just rudeIf I said a cut looked infected would that be rude?
>>34787568For those that been to jail, that's the cat with the kool aid on his lips and pumps.
this dude and his fruity, feminine spirit need to get outta here jeez
i forgot to meal prep
>>34787576what did i do D:
>>34787575what? why? it's a real issue.>>34787578I guess not
>>34787578Nta, kek you never met my ex
>>34787560I've done this so many times at this point. Girls you know post bikini pics, it's intoxicating.
>>34787583Do you have a question
>>34787585You’re one drunk night and a tumblr account away from trooning out, pretty boy.
https://youtu.be/zS8LPy3-K5U
>>34787589okay yea my question is what is bear spray made of?
Evidently my little brother has been going around doing this to peoplehttps://youtu.be/KXPq99lhi_MI swear, if he wasn't 6'6" he'd be getting his ass kicked a lot more.
>>34787593Bear. It’s in the name, retard.
>>34787591I don't drink
>>34787593bear cum
>>34787598that's pretty femboy coded anon...
>>34787597>>34787601so do the female bears like bear spray or gay bears? well i guess gay bear is redundant but
>>34787604oh come on! now you're just making shit up to make me feel bad
hehe bear cumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_9bdspvh8
Thinking about sliding a large silicone cock into my ass.
>Wendy's plain baked potato looks yellow and crustyWould you eat it? It smells kind of funny...
Femboy hours here on atoga
MenHow often do you get mad at women
>>34787615I like my women like I like my Wendy's baked potatoes.
>>34787610the gibberish subtitles kills my sides oh god
>>34787608No he's right. Twinks don't drink because it makes you fat.
>>34787616It’s worse than that. He WANTS to be a pretty boy but isn’t.
>>34787618I only got mad at my gf once and then she dumped me a week later
>>34787622and alcohol gives you runny poos which is bad for twinks.
>>34787619Cheap and no remorse throwing away.
>>34787588Yea but it's different since I actually know her well. She's never wore revealing clothes that showed off her big boobs before. It's a distant family member How do i continue interaction knowing I fapped to her. Just bury it and never let the guilt manifest
>>34787627This is also true.
>>34787618In the context of ragebait very often, in real life very rarely
>>34787622I don't drink because it tastes gross and because my drunk asshole dad ruined alcohol for me.and not being fat is just a bonus
>>34787629>How do i continue interaction knowing I fapped to her. Just bury it and never let the guilt manifestBefore the internet, you’d fap to anything. Don’t overthink it.
>>34787620I love that video
>>34787628There's no way these idiots are choosing to eat wendy's fries.You apologise to the potato.
>>34787641>You apologise to the potato.She came onto me. You date her if you like her so much.
>>34787641Does the cola clash with the fry oil at Wendy's?
I feel extremely uncomfortable whenever my dad is around
Women, how do you sleep in your bed with your bf?
>>34787652No. But they require a sauce.
I want to paint using my blood but it just doesn't look that good
>>34787665pyw
>>34787583that's the cutest thing I've ever seen
>>34787666I didn't actually do it, I just want to do it, well I did try a long time ago but it looked bad.
>>34787544I'm too skinny to show anything off
women is it romantic if your bf writes cute things using his blood?
>>34787672Maybe
Spies used to write things with cum as a form of invisible ink.
>>34787676I'm pretty sure that was one of the reasons my gf left me
>>34787679JH can't watch spy movies any more after reading this
>>34787679I'm terrified of seeing what my room looks like under a black light
>>34787637Do you think girls do it too? I think its because I know her it makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong.
>>34787618Quite often, they tend to get on my nerves. I shout a lot
I remember the first time I fapped it was to a picture of sophitia in a vidya magazine
>>34787679i'm stealing this for a bit thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7mVHH9fHuM
>>34787682Not everyone appreciates art or pain.
Either gender Would you rather have a partner who's blind or who's deaf?
I will NOT goon tonight
>>34787694a damn shame, now I have scars for no fucking reason, never doing that for anyone ever again.
>>34787110Saturday I went to the store but didint buy anythingToday it rained so I didn't go outside
>>34787695I'll take deaf, dumb AND blind if they still play a mean pinball.
>>34787695Mblind but I feel like that's cheating
>>34787695Probably blind.
>>34787695MI think blind would be easier for me to accommodate?Communication wouldn't be nearly as difficult.
it's a shame women don't ejaculate too
>>34787695MDeafBlind seems like too much to deal withId rather learn sign language than have to make my life blind-friendly
>>34787706its 2026, some of them do
>>34787708no that doesn't count, those are men
>>34787695Deaf
>>34787708HRT makes the cum dry up.
>>34787698I don't think many would ask for it. But it's a shame it went to waste.
>>34787653Do you want to fuck him?
>>34787709bigot
>>34787714I mean she liked it when I cut myself for her so I figured she would like that, I mean she didn't freak out or anything but she dumped me shortly after, it sucks being a hopeless romantic
>>34787715ew no, gay
I like thinking about the things she said to me
>>34787706this nigga wants to eat girl sperm with a spoon
>>34787725I don't want to think about her anymore everytime I think about the things she said can't help but think they were all lies
>>34787727no I want girl cum all over my face
>>34787725https://youtu.be/t0KnuIGOb9I
Why did God make cockroaches?
>>34787736because he was angry at us :(
>>34787719It does suck being a hopeless romantic, for either gender. Kind of feels like cutting for the mind.
i have a stomach ache , why did men do this ?
>>34787736I used to catch cockroaches and pin them alive on a board I had and then removed their legs one by one, it was very relaxing
>>34787706I thought that was what squirting was
>>34787745yeah but not every girl squirts
>>34787743*punches you in the stomach*
I really need a fucking job, why won't anybody hire me? do I have to start sucking cock to get a job?
>>34787753Hey are you a girl
>>34787753Sucking cock *is* a job. Now get to work.
>lose weight>loose skin>feel even more hideous than when I was a lardothis universe is so fvcking crvel....
>>34787436Sleep on it, self reflect, give it some time to cool off. Express what the issue is without being overly emotional or accusatory about it>>34787618Might get frustrated with some but I never let it out on em
>>34787654Depends on the guy.I generally prefer being on the left (if you're sitting in the bed) so my good hand is free if I'm laying facing him.>>34787665>>34787672My mom likes it when I make little doodles with her blood after she checks her INR. If the blood is already coming out of you for a valid reason why not.
>>34787753I'm in the same position as you. Worst part is I did get accepted for a job...Only for the fuckers to tell me that I couldn't get the job at the last minute.
>>34787760What's she on the warfarin for
A place called… loud hill
Let's be honest some of us aren't meant to make it
>>34787593Capsaicin i think
A female co worker went out of her way to smile at me. She got my attention to say hi when I was working on something, paused talking to give me a smile, and then kept talking while holding that same smile. We don’t talk a lot or really know much about eachother, so when would she do this
>>34787759Does talking it out ever work?
>>34787766I will forever hate my dad for putting me in this misserable life and ruining my mom's life, she deserved better
>>34787695FDeaf I think.>>34787764Polycythemia vera.The chemo drugs are worse than having to check her blood she's missing some toenails.
>>34787596Is he a single werewolf?
>>34787768Did she make pretty intense eye contact?
>>34787769It's the only way to work shit out but it takes two to tango. Requires cooperation and honesty and patience from both parties. Me n my girl are both pretty logical so we can make it work >>34787773Shit anon that sounds fucking rough, wishing your mom health and the best of luck with her treatments and wishing you and your family strength through all that
>>34787775Maybe. Don’t remember to be honest
Face your death with some courage
Death really doesn't scare me. Only the thought of having wasted my life on video games and having no friends does.
>>34787779
>>34787736I’ve asked this exact same question before
Actual manlets of /atoga/, how tall are you exactly? Are you seething about it ala the stereotype or are you normal?
>>347877875'4I hide from the world
>>34787787I'm 177cm
>>34787786>>34787736If God made anything, it was the laws of reality that gave form to the environment along with the first spark of life. Then life grew to fill all the niches within the environment. One of those niches just happened to be cockroach shaped
>>34787789Nigga you're not short, shut the fuck up.
>>347877875'10"
>>34787789not a manlet myself so maybe im wrong but this feels like stolen valor.
>>34787793>>34787795fucking kittenposter called me a manlet
>>34787794Another not short nigga wanting victim points for his average height.
Men in crop tops are so hot
>>34787798Who the fuck cares what a random attention whore namefag says? You're objectively average height for a man.
>>347877875'7"Nobody in real life has ever heard me seethe about it. Nobody in real life will ever hear me seethe about it. I only share my seething here with you because you're my friends and I trust you to accept my seething with care and respect.
>>34787800Gay
I hit my head against the door again I feel much better now
>>34787777Thanks anon. She's stable now when she was diagnosed it was kind of a gut punch because it knocked 20 years off her life expectancy overnight and she could drop at any time if shit gets out of hand but she's come to terms with it and doesn't squander her vacation time. I think they drained like 16-20 liters of fluid from her abdomen while they were trying to figure out what the fuck was happening. Would've been dead in 3 weeks if she didn't go in.
People with huge dreams of future often suffer the most devastating of reality checks. It is those that accept reality as it is and work with it that succeed. Others will just wait for something to change instead of using what they have at their disposal. Things won't come to you. Time will not stop for you. Make most of life. Or don't. Only you can make that choice.
>>34787803shut up and let me see ur midriff!
i wish i was a manlet so i'd have more fuel for my humiliation fetish
>>34787808this but I wish my penis was small
>>34787803Booo At least maybe bisexual men will give us what we want then
>>34787807I'm not fat
>>34787807you're annoying, why don't you post tits you ungrateful slut?
>>34787809i already got that part down, just need leg shortening surgery
>>34787806Check this out
>>34787814>humble bragging
>>34787813She already did they were clothed. She did that thing where she pulled her shirt back to make her waist look slimmer. Although she did look quite small as is.
>>34787793>>34787799Look, if it's less than 6' it's manlet status.I don't make the rules.
>>34787787>Actual manlets of /atoga/, how tall are you exactly? 5'6>Are you seething about it ala the stereotype or are you normal?I don't think so? I've never told a woman off for preferring tall guys, or tried to guilt trip them into dating short ones.I'm just quietly stacking my chips until I can get surgery.
>>34787819yeah I remember but it's not enough if she is going to keep demanding pictures from us
>>34787821Nope. Not how that works, you just have a victim complex, like mediocre men who whine and cry about how ugly they are.
>>34787818>envious of my tiny penisjealousy looks ugly on you
>>34787794>>34787801>>34787799Actually, 5'9 is average in burger town.
I like that I get tingles like the ones from asmr when I hit my head and then listen to very loud music :)
>poser tallfags start flinging shit >Actual manlets overlooked (heh)Every time
>>34787822Please do not get leg lengthening surgery bro.
>>34787774No, and he's 16 so back off pedo.
>>34787827it's not my fault that I have a sph fetish
>>34787777What’s an example of an argument you had? Was there ever anything one sided?
>>34787831im just tryna get a bitch to bully my penis nigga let me live
>>34787832It's not so bad nowadays. Just expensive.
>>34787831I'm just dunking on the retards of average height who're trying to larp as manlets.
>>34787825Whats the cutoff for being a manlet, in your eyes?
I'm genuinely hideous tho
>>34787813ungrateful for what? none of you have ever posted midriffs for me..
>>34787841To be short, you need to be less than 5'8, and to qualify for manlet status you need to be 5'5 or shorter.
>>34787842same, I don't understand how people don't throw up when they see me
>>34787845What about dicklet status? Poorfag status?
>>34787845To be short you need to be less than average
Girls, do you have those stupid ugly lip fillers that every dumb bimbo gets now?
>>34787844but several anons posted hands and one posted his boxers
>>34787842Whenever this comes up the three questions to always ask are:>Do you workout?>Do you eat healthy>What is your skincareCause 9 times out of ten they are lacking in one or all of these questions
women with big mouths and lips are ugly (and scary)
>>34787852My skin and diet are fine but working out won't change my face
>>34787851the thing is a tit pic counts for at least 100 hand pics, sooo you are all still in my debt
iLL SUCK YOUR COCKFOR A JOB ILL EAT YOUR SHIT ILL DO ANYTHTING wait sorryr wrong board
>>34787847Dicklet is 3 inches or smaller. Poorfag I can't really give numbers for as that varies from place to place, but anything that prevents you from living comfortably.
>>34787856you know what? I'm just gonna bully you relentlessly now
>>34787854Tell me you've never worked out without telling me you've never worked out
>>34787860>Dicklet is 3 inches or smaller>Manlet is 5'5 or shorterOh come on you're just gatekeeping now.
>>34787854Running helps with everything.
>>34787858/soc/ is that way bud
I think I will starve myself again this week
>>34787865Maybe he's Peruvian.
>>34787858Why not turn that into a full foua in wowiekmkwwnwjjw
>>34787862>>34787866I'm not fat if that's what you're insinuating
>>34787861no very bf material of u to bully a kind young woman for no reason
>>34787865Yes you need to actually be short to be a manlet and you actually need to have a tiny dick to be a dicklet. Wild I know.
>>34787874Nobody said that.
>>34787880How would it change my face if I'm not fat?
>>34787879Small penis LARPers and manlet LARPers absolutely disintegrated by this trvke
>>34787850>Spend $1000 once or twice a year for the foreseeable future so you can have permanent duck lipsI'm good thanks. Fucks me up how many zoomers are doing it like guys this is for old people I'm not even old enough for this shit yet. Might go for it when I'm 60 but I doubt I'll care at that point and I'd probably rather spend the money on my teeth.
>>347878795'6 is short
>>34787877>for no reason I would choke you if I could
>>34787837NtaDid you get into an argument?
>>34787881me when a girl says no to going to a movie with me in public as a total stranger
>>34787888with ur big belly pushed up against me as u do so? :3
>>34787874I dont know if you are or arent. However muscles even a tiny bit will affect how people treat you.
>>34787888She's probably into that bruv
Back in montenegro I was 5’10” and everyone was a head taller than me. I was made fun of for being short.
I'm gonna start wearing makeup so I can look like this, thoughts?
Women,Do you really?
>>34787896You will never be a real femboy
>>34787446Is that a bad thing?
>>34787896You look like a faggot
>>34787805Damn well I'm glad she's stable, is she just taking oral chemo at this point or is she getting infusions? Life can change in a fuckin flash man, that's how it went down in my family recently. All we can do is try to prep and make the most of the short time we have left >>34787837All kinds of random shit over the years, I do or say something she finds hurtful, she does or says something I find hurtful. No yelling matches or anything like that, we don't raise our voices with each other
>>34787892I'm not fat I'm very lean. I have a "tiny bit" of muscles but again it doesn't change my face. If I got jacked I would look like an ogre.
>>34787896Gay
>>34787902At what time do you go to bed?
>>34787891oh ew you're into it, nevermind no chocking for you
>>34787898What makes a femboy a real femboy?>>34787900Not yet.
men why r u like this
I hit myself in the head to hard and now I want to throw up wtf?
>>3478790512 or 1 but against that doesn't change much
>>34787911Go to the hospital, you have a concussion anon.
>>34787908Birds are cool because after they feel that the female will keep rejecting them they move on in less than a second and go look for another potential mate. Take notes.
>>34787906kiss me fat boy
>>34787902Your face is a large part of your overall appearance. However it is not the end all be all. Your body plays its part. Also how do you have muscle if you dont workout? Lastly, I'd bet 10 dollars your skincare routine is a lot worse then "fine" if you described it in detail
>>34787915wise moid bird... moirds...
>>34787916I'm not fat! I'm just chubby
>>34787913You just need to be more positive. Don't think too much about stuff that you have absolutely no power over. Like going back in time or your face.
>>34787908Because cocks want henussy
>>34787919nothing a little funnel feeding can’t fix
>>34787915based high willpower chadbirds
>>34787915They don't care if they make their females uncomfortable though.
>>34787926What part of take notes did you not understand
>>34787915@Grok, redpill me on male-female relations for ducks.
I wish I were a bird...
>>34787926Ducks (which are birds) also rape their potential partners quite frequently. Should we be taking notes on that as well?
I love my self. I love my self. I love my self. I love my self.
>>34787923you're making me uncomfortable now
>>34787917>Also how do you have muscle if you dont workout?I said it's not much but I just do. That's how my body is built >Lastly, I'd bet 10 dollars your skincare routine is a lot worse then "fine" if you described it in detailI just wash it. My skin isn't bad it's clear >>34787920It's the first thing you see
>>34787933You should take notes that can apply to humans and are good for you and everyone involved. Rape is not good.
>>34787934I can never utter these words, I hate myself
men u need to birdpill instead of jestermaxxing asap. i hate that i typed any of this. i need to die
>>34787937>Rape is not goodStatistically half of those involved enjoy it.
>>34787940kek the intrusive thoughts won?
>>34787936And when you manage to meet someone it's the last thing they remember you for. We are all shallow yes but intimate moments and vulnerable moments with people peel and eventually break apart our exterior appearance and reveal something so much more important and more beautiful than anything.
>>34787941Wait until you hear the stats about gang rape
guys don't joke about rape, that's fucked up
>>34787938Say them out loud. You've been saying you hate your self for so long that you actually believe it. Do the same thing with “I love my self” and your body will respond in kind. Words are as powerful as boulders. But you know this already. Just do it. Say you love your self. Say it out loud every day.
>>34787940What do the birds do after they've grabbed the females attention
>>34787950Fug
Pussy? No pussy? No? Ok. Thank you very much and have a good life. Easy.
Genders Hows the DIARRHEA
>>34787928>>34787933That's the point. We shouldn't copy them.
>>34787936>I just wash it. My skin isn't bad it's clear So...You dont moisturizeYou dont put on any sunscreenAlso sounds like you dont actually use a dedicated face wash solutionThis is the bare minimum of a skin care routine.
>>34787944I don't think someone's personality ever made me suddenly attracted to them if I wasn't already physically. Like this one girl, she was very nice but we just friendzoned each other from the start. I thought she was a good friend and I appreciated her for that but it never occured to me to ask her out or that she might be into me, which I don't think she was.
>>34787940I'm taking the beaverpill instead
>>34787959Not great had to stop the drinking
>>34787935:[ every man always says this to me
>>34787961Again what's that gonna change, my skin is already clear and looks healthy on its own.
>>34787959I don't have the parasite. I stopped eating uncooked vegetables
Going to try and make pancakes for the first time in my life soonZ hopefully i don't waste a bunch if eggs.
>>34787972It’s like one egg for a whole batch of pancakes…
Are autistic children a scourge?
>>34787972You're gonna do great anon, post pics when ur done
>>34787975Might mess something up so I would have ti start over.
>>34787978Thanks. Will do.
>>34787979Biscuick, water/milk and an egg. There’s nothing to mess up.
Play that funky music, whiteboy!
Blonde girls with nice hips
TIFU by trying to use my own sudden diarrhea as makeshift lube because we ran out of actual Astroglide. Things were getting heated last night. We ran out of lube. Instead of being normal adults and pausing to go to the 24-hour drugstore down the street or just using spit, my brain (cooked by too much internet and absolute horniness) decided we could "improvise."I felt a rumble from Taco Bell earlier. I figured nature was providing an organic, liquid solution on demand. I whispered to my partner, "Wait, I have an idea, it's totally organic and free-range." Long story short: Do not do this. It is warm, it is gross, it smells like a toxic waste spill, and worst of all, it doesn't even work as lube. It dries up immediately and creates the friction from hell. We had to throw away the sheets, sprint to separate showers, and cry for an hour.TL;DR: Used diarrhea as lube. Do not recommend. My relationship is re-evaluating everything.
>>34787988I saw a video of this once
>>34787979Make more batter than you need and save any leftovers.
>>34787972How could someone conceivably fuck up pancake batter?
>>34787991Nta, my sis burned spaghetti. Anything is possible.
>>34787990How long could I keep the remaining batter in the fridge? >>34787991>>34787984I never underestimate my enemy.
>>34787996Couple days. Or you can freeze it.
Example situation: A man loves dating mentally unwell women, likes to watch her cut herself and get off to it why?I’ve looked on Reddit for this and I haven’t found any reasons why men go for women who are mentally ill and see them as a fetish
>>34787996This sounds like an autistic femanon’s first foray into tradwife training, kek
>>34787988LolololoYou should share this with reddit too, I'm sure they'll get a real kick out of it!
>>34787999You asking bout your ex again? It's about control and sadism more than anything else. A mentally ill woman is someone you can more easily mold into something you can exert total control over. Have her cut off all her friends and family so she's dependent entirely on you. Have her do insane shit just to prove how obsessed she is with you. Get high off the power you feel you have over this person. It's less about sex and a fetish than it is about the mental illness of your ex
>>34787999He's probably just a psychopath
>>34787998Cool. >>34788001This is anons first foray into independence.
Women if you could wipe one country and it's people off the map what would it be
>>34787999best pussy disorder
>>34787999Are you asking why people like to watch other people in pain?Its a primal thing. People enjoy violence we always have. I dont know why. Im sure there's science behind why we enjoy people suffering. Ive just never seen it
>>34788006nta but good luck. Im rooting for u
>>34788007Vatican city lol.If I have to kill all it's people too I feel like picking the smallest is a good choice and I'll probably kill some predators.
Someday femanon will be my tradwifey UwU
>>34788011Thank you.
>>34787967post your other armpit and I'll feel less uncomfortable
>>34788016Have mine.
HeyFemanon *Pulls you aside*I dunno if you know but*Looks around**Hushed tone* Your underwear is showing through your dress
>>34788019Gross I bet that shit stiiinks. You need to shave that bitch
>>34788022I trim it with scissors. No razor atm. Dw it smells good with all the showers I take and deodorant sticks i use.
>>34788019are you a girl or a man?
>>34787850Such a bitch way of asking a question
Men, what goes through your mind when you cum? Does it change depending on where you cum?
>>34788030A mann.co
>>34787822Please do not get leg legnthening surgery.
>>34788033Usually I think AUUUUUUURRRRGGJFNGNRNRGNNGNGUUUUUGGGHHHHHHaaaaaa
>>34788033Usually good things unless I miss the tissue paper then I get angry.
>>34788007Where are you from?
>>34787850No.
>>34788021You don’t have to pull aside or use hushed tone if underwear is showing, bit late trying to be subtle
>>34788033Nothing. By that point I'm in a trance acting on pure instinct.
>>34788034never post your armpits again
>>34788033Nothing, thats the blissfulness of cumming. I actually just ran the experiment to double check. So no it doesn't change where I cum.
>>34788033My mind usually goes blank I think when I reach that point although obviously it feels like a much bigger climax if I'm actually cumming in a woman. If I'm worried about pulling out then I gotta be more aware and it makes it harder to finish
>>34788044Oh I will.
>>34788033>Fuck she is so hot, fuck she is so hot, I'm, blurrblrrrrgghh!
Cumming in a girl feels way better than cumming in my hand
>>34787911Weird. I got a sensation like I was hit hard in the back left side of my head and had to down tylenol.
>>34788033>oh god i did it again i need to stop jerking off to this shit man jesus fuck im a pervert what would your fucking future wife or friends think man lock inthen i cry and read a book
Both men and women should have to shave their armpits, its just so gross
>>34788045NAG, that was fast, bro.
>34788052nobody asked, troon
>>34788052My lady *kisses your hand*
>>34788033I dont think when I cum
>>34788052blond men excempti wanna sniff their pitts, hair and all
>>34788052Plap
>>34788052Male armpits are built to be hairy. Female armpits beg to be smooth.
>>34788052WRONG
>>34788063Ugh
>>34788052Prove that you stand by what you say and post yours
>>34788063Those fucking stretch marks. You know this bitch tits sag to her knees
>>34788019Saved
>>34788052No fuckin shot I'm shaving my pits, not shaving my beard or my chest hair either
>>34788016post yk what first
>>34788054B-B-But I thought 4 minutes was long. That's what my ex use to tell me
I think it's cute when girls are cold all the time
>>34787522Pedophiles. The 10th circle is the oubliette of hell.
>>34788070Shave your beard you barbarian
>>34788073women are built to be held by men
>>34788072im 16 at heart4 inches x 4 minutes
Traitors, murderers, rapists and paedos are the worst of mankind.
>>34788052I just shaved mine today!
I just piss with the toilet seat down lol
I'm not going to sleep for shit tonight.
>>34788071cock?
>>34788073Rude. I don't want to be cold.
I've only shaved my pits once. It felt quite gay but they smelled different.
women are just so cute, they are cold and they have iron deficiency and bruise easily :3 also like their big foreheads
>>34788075Fuck no, I trim my shit but I haven't shaved in like 8 years. Maybe one day I'll shave for the hell of it see what I look like after all these years but I'm good for now, i look better with it anyway
>>34788083dont be silly, yk i mean something else
>>34787522This reads like a Cards Against Humanity or Quiplash prompt
>>34788084That's where I come in
>>34788089no I already gave you enough pictures
>>34788092no midriff tho :/what does a girl have to do to get some midriff sauce
>>34788091Real life doesn't work like that though sometimes I need to be on my own and I'm offended when the weather outside gets below 55 during the day. I'm only comfortable between 70 and 80 degrees.I would rather sleep in a room that's 96 degrees than be even the slightest bit cold.
>>34788073you think my Reynaud's is cute?
>>34788079That’s a lot of men
>>34788094Have you considered just going to a gay bar?
>>34788077Damn bro no need to humble brag. You might make some of us suicidal
>>34788100i only like straight men tho
>>34788097NtaYes
>>34788100NtaIt doesn't count if it's on gay man he didn't do it for me it's for other gay men.
Envisioning my entire life with him again.......
>>34788094That's what the beach is forWe are in the middle of summerIm sure there are enough shirtless men out there for you
>>34788090That's why I answered the way I did.
i mean it when I say I don't like large dicks. beyond a certain size I can't suck it, and it genuinely hurts to do piv. also my vaginas only like 5 inches deep when aroused.
>>34788095Why would you want to be on your own
>your physical discomfort is adorable to meAnd men wonder why we're sick of their shit
Devisioning my entire life with her...
>>34788107>beachi live in a land locked state >:[>Im sure there are enough shirtless men out there for younot ones i get to chat to online like this, we have an inherent bond that i dont get to have w men irl
>>34788109Pound town! Time to jackhammer your cervix until it deepens.
>>34788109Dicklets win again
>>34788094let's say I post midriff, are you going to post shirtless boobs? of course not! you're not even going to say thanks you're just gonna go back to begging for pictures
>>34788110Do you not have a job?Why do you think you can act as a full body warmer at all times? You're not even that effective especially if the cold body part is my face/ears. More promises you can't keep.
The massive cocks of /atoga/...
>>34788123>More promises you can't keep.Yeah I like doing that.
>>34788120not the same.. shirtless moid isnt inherently nsfw, shirtless foid is a different story.. also i do thank u guys sometimes!
>>34788114Come down to the Sunshine state. There are so many people down here that are half baked.>not ones i get to chat to online like this, we have an inherent bond that i dont get to have w men irlThis was what Yak was for before it got nuked. Use to love it for talking with people near me.
>>34788109UGH it feels good being a dickletGOD.
Women, how would you feel if you were in a room with a bunch of muscular 6'5 moids and they stood around with their arms crossed and swaying around. And occasionally they'd bump you with their chests and go oh sorry haha.
>>34788128>shirtless foid is a different storynta but that is what the pasties are for
>>34788128I remember when you said my hand wasn't your favorite. I'm never posting it again.
>>347881305 inches isnt small
>>34788125>I like doing that We know. A man's promises are to be trusted only so far as you can throw him. Which is to say not at all.If he thinks he's telling me the truth he's lying to himself.
>>34788124What about em?
>>34788144Usually it's just to get on her good side. It doesn't always work but when she bites she's clay in my hands.
>>34788128>sometimesand that's why we don't like posting anything for you yes you said thanks to me but there are other anons you straigh up ignored
>>34788111femanons will say this like their ilk don't post about pegging men every day
>>34788145How massive are they?
>>34788124sorry but that anon said she doesn't like big dicks so now I'm depressed
>>34788150You guys bring up pegging far more than the women do lol
>>34788111I love how weak and frail you are
um what's the worst that can happen if I have a concussion?
>>34788156TBI or death
>>34788111I want to be the solution to it by making you feel warm and safe..
>>34788153we wish our physical discomfort was adorable to you :(
>>34788156You could die
>>34788156Most concussions heal on their own. But it could also kill you.
>>34788156stroke, partial or total paralysis, death
>>34788153sadly i dont doubt this, theres definitely a couple faggots ITT.
>>34788159I would much prefer that you wished I didn't have that problem instead of making it about yourself. >>34788161Why would you want that? I want his physical discomfort to go away. Because it's bothering him. Assholes, all of you.
>>34788156Altering your mind, depression is a common one
>>34788158>>34788163>>34788164>>34788165oh ok... um does it happen instantly or will I get a stroke later?
>>34788156You develop a sexual fetish for obese men.
>>34788171oddly specific..
>>34788169well I'm always having mood swings so I can't really tell >>34788171sorry I only like flat women no amount of brain damage will change that
>>34788170Smashing your head against things is sissy coded behavior
>>34788170Depends on the specific nature of the concussion. If your headache gets noticeably worse go to the er.
>>34788175>brain damage will change thatYou want to test that theory?
>>34788168Well I'd wish for a bajillion dollars and immortality too, if I could. But those are just as fictional as never feeling pain. Getting to be the solution to someone else's however, is entirely possible.
Why does my friend keep joking about me turning into a girl so that we can date?
>>34788182hes dropping hints
>>34788181Is your solution building her a fire? Because the whole "uwu I'll just cuddle you to keep you warm" bullshit doesn't work. You're keeping like a third of her warm at best.
>>34788151I can only speak to mine which is about 8 inches. Again, what about it?
So is the entire premise of reacher just burly dude does good guy shit while being hot
>>34788187he’s not even hot he's just tall
>>34788170go to the ER ffs
>>34788185nta but that's what the blanket is for. Moid acts as heater, blanket retains heat.
>>34788185>Is your solution building her a fireYes *buys you a space heater*
>>34788185Maybe. Or maybe wrapping us in a big warm blanket together.
>>34788192>>34788193Ok now tell me how wanting to fix it translates to it being okay that you find her distress cute?
Why are all of the times of India articles in my feed just the same bullshit over and over with some ai generated thumbnails? Are jeets genuinely retarded? Is this what passes for journalism there?
>>34788176can't cut, can't hit myself what the fuck am I supposed to do then? >>34788177ok>>34788179no I don't want to like fatties.>>34788191oh yeah sure let me just walk there at 11 pm. it's not that simple anon.
Also the blanket doesn't keep my face warm Space heater is a slightly better solution but still not good enoughIf you really loved me you'd let me turn the actual heat up
>>34788199Self harm is gay. Straight men harm others
men, if i was turned into a cheeseburger by a witch would you try to preserve me as long as possible and spend the rest of your life trying to research a way to undo it or would you eat me while i was fresh and hot and try to savour everything that was beautiful about me despite my temporary nature and absorb me
>>34788199Get an Uber ya silly concussed bitch
do i get the triforce tshirt and tailor it to be snatched so i can wear it with my brown short shorts? Is this a viable strategy to get me an engineering major bf?
>>34788200>Also the blanket doesn't keep my face warmMy chest does >If you really loved me you'd let me turn the actual heat upWe don't have central heating
>>34788205Tailoring it seems unnecessary.
>>34788200Every time you increase the temperature on that thermostat I can feel my wallet getting lighter
>>34788205Get the women's cut wtf
>>34788202I'd buy one from McDonald's and Burger King and do a taste test, and then I'd go look at this shit you don't taste half as good as this slop, fucking embarassing, you call yourself a girlfriend. And then I'd give the rest to my dog
>>34788209she worked hard for her body, she wants to show it off
>>34788201I don't want to hurt other people :c>>34788204I'll just sleep it off
>>34788186How good is it in bed? 8 in sounds too big tp be functional.
>>34788206>chest doesOh okay so I just can't fucking do anything at all if I want to be warm. Your solution sucks ass. >We don't have central heating Oh gross do you live in the desert desert people are weird. No wonder you don't understand. Central heating is necessary where I live not optional.
>>34788205>engineering major bfall the social awkwardness of a STEMcel, without any of the true intellect of a math or physicsfag. Yuck.
>>34788209Yes it is, the smallest size available is a mens medium, thats like a poncho. I have to tailor XS shirts from target to not look like a fridge are those are purportedly women's sizes>didnt feel like posting cat so here is the first image i found in my documents folder, dont remember what this was for
>>34788205Do you think wearing that will get a guy to actually walk up to you and ask you out?I dont think the demographic you are shooting for are going to match your expectations
>>34788218>Oh okay so I just can't fucking do anything at all if I want to be warmOk I'll follow you around with my hands on your face >Oh gross do you live in the desertNo we're just poor as shit and the thermostat tops out pitifully low
>>34788205it's like you do things on purpose to make them think you're trans. The obvious answer is to make it a crop top instead.
>>34788221Wtf is this shit, how am I supposed to compete when women are working with these fucking runes. How am I supposed to get a gf if they're all goona think I'm retarded.
Why does kp say that she wants a STEM bf when they have none of the chad traits that she also says she wants in a bf?
Just farted
>>34788230Sniff
>>34788211>>34788205Um. Just google it with women's cut. And you'll find it.
>>34788216It takes working around and warming up. Doesn't help that I last a really long time too. Little bit of practice and she's been able to manage just fine, maybe some soreness the next day. I don't expect to ever get deepthroated though
>>34788210Can't keep me if you can't afford to keep up with my care requirements. I would be amenable to paying a higher percentage of the heating bill in exchange for you paying a higher percentage of food costs instead of splitting both equally.>>34788225If I'm gonna be poor and cold I can do that just as easily by myself instead of with a man who sort of wants me to be upset/uncomfortable just so he can "fix" it.
>>34788220engineering major men actually have like a spark and glimmer in their eyes. theyre like actually interesting humans>MathMen in math have simply unsexy energy, i cant explain what it is, its just weird. I mean better than CS men but still>Physicsundergrad physics men are the most pretentious beings alive. They insist on drinking coffee instead of energy drinks and think theyre really interesting for "caring about the big questions you know" and always end up picrel
>>34788235>wants me to be upset/uncomfortable just so he can "fix" it.No you just are uncomfortable so fix it I will. Would you rather be poor and cold alone or poor and cold with someone who tries to make you not cold
>>34788221NtaTarget shirts are weirdly big I've also noticed that actually
>>34788237Do you or do you not agree with this post >>34788073
I remember my mom asking several times if I was gay when I was a teenager, what did she mean by this?
>>34788240Well I made it but what I meant was that it's cute because it's mostly inconsequential lets me solve something for her. Not that she's uncomfortable. Like labour pains aren't cute because she's just in pain and there's fuck all I can do.
>>34788226crop tops are icky... they make me fridge shaped. Also very 2016 look i usually just wear skin tight v-necks and either jeans or short shorts. Sometimes blouses>>34788228anon its just calc 3 lol, do you want to see actual math?>>34788229engineering chads are real they just go to the expensive schools>>34788232no results... sexism
carving femanon's likeness in an ice statue just to melt it with my BTUs
>>34788245>they make me fridge shaped.Can you really blame the shirt?
>>34788235>you paying a higher percentage of food costsWhat's your diet looking like? Actually I dont know why im asking you. I always do the food shopping and cooking in a relationship
>>34788245The last time I took math was in 11rh grade where I barely passed. I'm genuinely retarded like an actual himbo but not even in the fun retarded way
>>34788245>do you want to see actual math?Does it make you feel better when you walk into a board and realize you are probably the smartest person in here
>>34788238when i was at target today all of the small sizes were sold out lmao, and this isnt like a super skinny area, its not even near campus or high schools. One time i bought an 3XS from target and it fit perfectly. Im not even skinny i should be a medium. Vanity sizing is such a joke.
>>34788243>mostly inconsequential To YOUIf you like being a solution for her that's great but taking it as far as saying you find distress you can do something about cute is just disrespectful.>>34788245Crop tops and high waisted shorts are an elite combo it draws attention to the skinniest part of you.
>>34788252i do not think i am the smartest person, mathematical knowledge does not equal intelligence. i am probably smarter than that anon though
turning femanon into a living doll to preserve her beauty forever <3 I'll be gentle when I break your joints :3
>>34788254Distress is overselling it I think you're just a bit chillyBy the way you have really nice hips I'd put a baby in between em
>>34788254crop tops make me look like picrel>high waisted shortsanon i think youre from 2016
>>34788255I meant book smarts when I said intelligent. But nice to see you have some humility
High waisted pants are the refined gentleman's choice
>>34788251same bro FUCK i hate being a retard.
>>34788258nta but Pooh is a hottieI'd kill for that red shirt
>>34788249Prison camp portions I'm not taking care of myself at all. You're definitely eating significantly more than me. And yes I know not eating is contributing to me being cold all the time lol. >>34788253When your tits are an XS, your waist is a Small, and your ass is anywhere between a 0 and a 6 depending on where you got it. Oh and everything is too short on you because 0-2 sizes are supposed to be 5'4 or shorter apparently. Gotta love women's sizing.
>>34788258Right right I forgot you're over a decade younger than me.I feel like pooh in low rise.
>>34788267Anonymouse are you going to pokemon go to the polls?
>>34788270I don't know what this means
Well I tried my best. I was expecting it to go far worse than this. Don't mind the size, that was the largest pan I had. I tried to make them as thin as possible but I failed the pan was too small. It tastes ok I think I did well. I also think that maybe putting the burner on max was not a good idea. I still have batter left so I will try again when I buy a pan.
>>34788273tortillas?
>>34788273Actually it tastes pretty good.
How do you get your schizophrenic ex to stop texting you things like this?
>>34788270NTA but Pokemon go was a good time ten years back. Starting to feel like I'm getting old and I'm only 28>>34788277Block?
>>34788245How are you this bad at using the internet?
>>34788277Fug her brains out
>>34788275Pancakes xd
>>34788279She can still send messages even after I block her.
>>34788265>Prison camp portions I'm not taking care of myself at allWhy would you subject yourself to that?I mean not just the weight thing. Food in general should taste better than that slop. Did you have a home-cooked meal today?
>>34788273I thought women were supposd to know how to cook.
Home cooked meals suck ass
I don't want to scare her with my mental issues. I should ghost her, it's better this way
>>34788283How the fuck that work? What's the point of a block feature then? What app is that?
>>34788286Men are also supposed to know how to cook now too.
Do people not realise that they can just look up how to cook something? There are step by step instructions.
>>34788273Looking good for a first attempt. Keep it up, also good idea to keep the burner lower. Let's you have more control in the cooking process. Also those spots on the pancake shows that you didn't have any fat in the pan. Try using some butter to evenly cook the entire side.
>>34788288You could say you have mental illness before ghosting
>>34788290I've made a valiant attempt.
>>34788288What if she likes your mental issues?
>>34788290nta but it was women that taught me a guy how to cook. So I assume men that can't cook never had a great female role model in their life
Using femanons for sex >>>>>
>>34788273>burner on maxI can't think of a single thing you should cook this way>>34788277You don't you never respond and you keep an eye on it in case they ever send a "I'm coming over right now" text.>>34788284I said prison camp portions not prison camp quality. I don't like eating.
>>34788293I did put some butter then I took it out thinking I put too much. Thnk it just evaporated too quickly or the first one absorbed too much because I put it in way too soon before the butter melted really. Thank you.
Using moids for romance and a life long partner >>>>
>>34788287Use more butter. That's what every restaurant does
Now I know.
>>34788298This is so weird to read this on this website
If you're cooking just for yourself and using cold butter from the fridge do you ever just bite off a hunk the size you need and drop it into the pan with your mouth instead of dirtying a knife?
Cleaning up is the worst part now actually. Ugh… should’ve just put the things back where they belong the moment I was done with them.!
>>34788297girls don't like self harm they say they do but they don't
I can bake decently well as a moid. I've made bread, cakes, muffins, scones, and crumbles. Once I made my own ice cream.
>>34788311bf material
Women, I am watching Breaking Bad. Why is Skyler such an outrageous bitch? Why are women like this?
>>34788311Well done.
>>34788310I think you're finding the wrong women to have mental issues with.
>>34788302Thank you for your service.
>>34788312shut the fuck up slut
>>34788313Red flag opinion
>>34788301You can never have enough butter that's just the way of cooking. Also turning down the heat will help with it burning off too quickly. Oh yeah you need to keep adding butter every time you put a new pancake in. Its a lot of butter I know. You can sub it out with a neutral oil if needed. Just use a lot less
>>34788311What is going on here
I know you're joking but a lot of people on the internet attack Skyler when Jesse is right there a junkie that betrayed walter more than once and fucked up everything a couple of times. Skyler went above and beyond to help walter.
>>34788315I don't find them, they find me but they are all too good for me
>>34788317why are u upset by being bf material
>>34788303I do use butter
>>34788307What that some men have decent female role models like my grandma that taught me how to hand make pasta?
>>34788319Very useful. Much appreciated.
>>34788318Just let him cook the meth and shoot people, you absolute BPDemon.
I hate my fluffy hair
>>34788257>downplaying my discomfort Oh so now you're going to verbally abuse me too?
>>34788308No thats what my credit card is for
>>34788320What do you mean? Sometimes it's fun to cook, the ice cream I made was cheese flavored by the way.
>>34788313Don’t know, only watched a couple of episodes
>>34788330fluffy is cute!
Men, if you're out with your friends drinking hanging out and your gf says she is cold and wants to go home do you immediately go or keep telling her soon or keep convincing her to stay some more?
>>34788331I can't take everything you blow out of proportion so seriously. You think I never get cold?
>>34788309Welcome to cooking as an adult. Now you get to find out the joys of "soaking" stuff when cleaning
>>34788333What Is this a habit from using a credit card for...other things, or is it just because your wallet is usually in your pocket. If you have to go get it that defeats the purpose. Also, yucky.
>>34788340Xd. Getting a ticket back home to mama and dad now.
>>34788325LmaoIm talking whole sticks of butterMost people dont realize how much fat is out into restaurant quality food
>>34788338I have no friends or gf nor do i go out to drink.
>>34788338Get her drunk so they she feels warmer
>>34788337mom says it looks bad
>>34788344Imagine that hypothetical.
>>34788338Depends on if she's actually cold or is just saying that because she wants to go home.
>>34788311So can I. I make banana bread too, its really good. Shame women don't get to have any, they're banned from banana bread.
>>34788341My buttery coke has never smelt so good lol
>>34788338Not a man.I just don't go. I know he's going to want to be out longer than I will.I like to do my drinking at home. Where it's cheapest and I can change into pajamas at any given moment.
Why does every 3rd person talk about how they know how to make banana bread
>>34788349Yeah I've made banana bread. Pro tip, if your bananas aren't ripe enough just put them in the oven at 300 degrees until the skins turn black, let them cool before you add them to the batter so they don't prematurely cook it.
>>34788352I think people who are new to baking think it's impressive but it's literally the easiest thing. I've had plenty of terrible banana bread though so maybe it's also easy to fuck up.
>>34788356if its easy to mess up then it is therefore not the easiest thing to make now is it?
>>34788338Depends on the situation, how late it is, who the friends are, etc etc >>34788352Because banana bread is one of the easiest things to bake
>>34788352Gotta pump those numbers up. Should be one in every two.
>>34788352because banana bread is extremely easy and delicious enough to justify dirtying a kitchen. What else are you gonna do? make croissants like some kinda fag?
I don't know how to make banana bread :(
apparently balance problems are a symptom of a concussion but I mean I always have balance problems
>>34788363Me neither
>>34788358I said maybe. I don't know how you could fuck it up other than using a recipe that's fucked to begin with. But also. Consider pie crust. Flour, butter, cold water. The simplest thing in the world to make but so easy to fuck up. It can sense hesitation and stress and punishes you for it.
>>34788363This is so sad...Quick everyone, point and laugh at the banana-breadless anon
>>34788363Just look up a recipe, why are people acting like cooking is some tightly guarded arcane knowledge?
>>34788366>can sense hesitation and stress and punishes you for it.Me every time I make a souffle
>>34788363Overripe bananas, flour, sugar, baking soda, vanilla extract, butter
I wanna feed her
>>34788367you people are brutal sometimes :(((
>>34788370Don't feel bad. I have never successfully whipped a meringue to stiff peaks but I have cried almost every time I've attempted it.
>>34788371>Setting them up for failure leaving out the egg
>>34788372>I wanna feed herto ravening wolves
>>34788374Folding and not killing my stiff peaks is the bane of my existence. If I could go back in time and wipe away French cooking I would. It is both amazing and the worst at the same time
I went outside and I'm still sad
>>34788373Awww now I feel bad. Okay anon you can have some of ours. But next time you are making it yourself. We will help you
>>34788380Shouldn't you get the opposite of sad when you go outside?
>>34788380Why you sad
State GenderDo you like the concept of pet names in relationships? Which ones would you like used on you?
>>34788381thanks:D yes I will make my own next time
>>34788371I like a little bit of greek yogurt, browned butter and chocolate chips in mine. makes it yummy :)
>>34788385FYes. Baby
>>34788385What would constitute for a pet name? Is that just a nickname?
>>34788382apparently>>34788383just having a bad time
>>34788385MaleIm not the biggest fan in the world but still appreciate it in a relationship Sunshine would be a nice pet name. Like im her little sunshine
>>34788385M, we use babe and my love
What's the mental illness that convinces someone to start a band? Genuinely what has to go wrong with their mind?
>>34788388Is baby really a pet name?If that's the case I guess ever relationship I've been in uses them
>>34788394it's called being an artist
>>34788395Yep
All of my windows have been closed for like a month not once opened but somehow there is a million of fruit flies on an eaten apple I've eaten ivernight ffs
>>34788394The wish and willpower to create something.
>>34788385FI think I like them? I don't really like honey or sweetie. Babe and baby are okay. But I think my preference would be a pet name that comes from an inside joke or something rather than one of the one size fits all ones. For him and for me. That's how I name their penises.
>>34788398That's gross, open your windows and put your food in the trash. That's the kind of shit my ADHD cousin would do.
>>34788398Fuck off. Just the other day I was reading about where fruit flies came from. You cannot convince me I'm not being gangstaljed or toyed with by god FUCK OFF KILL YOURSELVES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH4wcNRj9PI
I've got a special unique name for her
>>34788403Wow it is almost like fruit flies are everywhere and many people interact and think of them how could this be?
>>34788397Well learn something new everyday I guess. Its just got so normalized I didn't really even consider it
>>34788402I forget. Like I firget to get thr laundry if of the wahsing machine for a week. Speaking of which… yeah I need to get that laundry out ughhhhh
>>34788401why are you naming their penises
>>34788411FUCKnta. Thanks for the reminder.
>>34788411Laundry that was already done? It'll go rank sitting in there damp for a week.
>>34788407That's not what I mean.
>>34788411nta but I have to set reminders constantly to make sure I get my clothes out of the washer. Otherwise they sit and stink. Though I found those crystals you can put into the washing machine to make your clothes smell better. Usually means I can leave my clothes a bit longer before they stink
>>34788415Lmao more like 8 hours if you have an old washer. Reminder to anons to clean their washing machines periodically
>>34788411Sounds like you have a carbon monoxide problem as well.
>>34788418How are some of you alive
>>34788413Why would I not? T b h I just think it's funny when I ask "can I hang out with 'dick's name?'"
Women does the thought of being a concubine turn you on?
>>34788423I believe by cutting off the moldy part of the bread I've saved myselfYes, my idol is Asmondgold. How could you tell?
>>34788423You can't die of not having clean clothes
>>34788424Should I name a girl's vagina if i get a gf. "hello meredith feeling absolutely soggy today are we"
Femanons, if your bf said your tits "get the job done", would you feel offended?
>>34788385>Do you like the concept of pet names in relationships? Which ones would you like used on you?MaleI call her "Babe"She calls me "Baby"But we both have super secret ones that we invented for each other that I am not going to reveal on this post
>>34788428You could name it something sillier but I don't think it would be a bad thing. >>34788431Unprompted? YesIf I asked? No. It might hurt my feelings but it wouldn't offend me.
>>34788432Is it Fat Bitch and Sexy Man?
>>34788437No
>>34788442Ah man :/
I should shower tomorrow
ok genuine questionwhy do so many of you get weirdly quiet and awkward the second a girl actually sends the first nudes without you begging for them for three weekslike i went out of my way to light it nice and everything and the reply is just “oh wow thanks” as if i sent a linkedin screenshotyou spend the whole talking stage hinting and being gooners about it then when a girl actually does the thing you claim to want you suddenly turn into nervous church boysalso stop saying you “respect women” when half your camera roll is screenshots of girls who never even follow you back. it’s giving desperate and it’s honestly embarrassing for all of usif you’re one of the normal ones who can just say thank you and not make it weird, cool. the rest of you are why girls start charging
>>34788431idk what if a girl said that about your penis
>>34788444I need to shave now. I shave my beard every three days.
>>34788444Me too
>>34788446Usually it's because I'm disappointed with her body. All that buildup and the shirt comes off and the boobs are just like, oh.
nmen do u understand/?
>>34788452so wait so you’re telling me you built up this whole fantasy in your head and then real life boobs didn’t match the filtered reddit nudes you rot to?? like sorry my body exists in 3D and has gravity babe :(maybe touch grass and touch a real woman who isn’t a png before you start rating people’s chests like you’re doing quality control at the titty factory. the “oh” is coming from inside the house fr
>>34788446Cause we genuinely like you and don't see you as some cheap whore to get a few pictures fromWe want a deeper connection first before we get to the sexy parts.I understand you got poisoned by society to think men are horny all the time but we arent.
>>34788456Excuse me for having taste
>>34788446Nudes are lame just send an image of your cleavage or send a picture of your legs while sitting in the bathtub or wear a white shirt and no bra so that the shape of your nipples can be seen. Straight up body nudity on camera is meh. Hide the goodies. Tease. Never reveal your naked body on camera.
Women, would you date a man with a more sophisticated skincare routine than you?
moids are fucking demonic
>>34788446You look like shit. Hope this helps.
>>34788457aww that’s actually kind of sweet until you remember how many of you say this exact paragraph right before asking for “just one pic to keep me going”like the deeper connection is real until the second the conversation slows down and suddenly it’s “i’m a guy tho :("not saying you’re lying but the “we aren’t even that horny” line is doing the most right now. society didn’t poison us babe, pattern recognition did
>>34788446Lady you gotta find yourself better men. How old are you? How many times has some shit like this happened to you?
>>34788456I'm sorry he didn't respond the way you wanted.
>>34788471Simp
>>34788469lmao the “how many times has this happened to you” like you’re doing a wellness check is sending mei'm 22 and it’s happened enough times that i can clock the exact tone shift when a guy goes from “i respect you” to “send the white shirt one though”but thank you for the unsolicited life advice king. i’ll be sure to add “find better men” to the list right under “drink water” and “touch grass” you sound fun at parties
>>34788469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDK-wsdEhNE
>>34788466I dont know what dumpster you have been over turning to find men but I promise you we all arent like that. Ive only gotten nudes from partners so I dont have to go watch porn I just use that.>conversation slows downSounds like the dude is trying to get whatever he can before cutting contact. Cause again he only values your body not you.>pattern recognition didIm truly sorry you've never met a man that has loved you just for who you are. I really mean it when I say not all men
>>34788474Whore
>>34788474>im 22nta but this is why girls your age usually go after older dudes. Not cause they have daddy issues but because older dudes are usually more emotionally mature then their younger counterparts
>>34788476okay but where are those 'men' tho??? yh I know i sound petty and it's whatever but you need to understand all the guys are like this like most of them are every guy my age is just miserable about it so sorry I can't buy the 'not all guys' script
>>34788477Jk
>>34788479lol yea and then we try that and either the other girls throw a fit and accuse me of being mentally ill or the guy of being a pedo just to throw shade on envy vibes and the weak older dude sitting there agreeing in private and pretending to listen to the catty girls acting as if he is afraid to lose their respect even tho he should be dating me
>>34788474kek damn girl I'm sorry, didn't mean any offense by it. How do you find men? What's your type? And again I'm not trying to be a dick but have you considered just not sending nudes?
>>34788480Usually those dudes are married. Cause a woman that finds a man like that doesn't usually let ggo.also i understand dudes your age suck. I use to be one. But I speak from personal experience when I say that men do grow out of that phase. I know I did and my relationships have never been stronger since then
>>34788487yh sorry I was maybe a bit over there not you it's just guys got me in a mood and my type is 'not an asshole' but apparently men can't even pass that test and ofc I considered not sending nudes but guess what happens if you don't? radio silence
>>34788484>ven tho he should be dating meI promise you, you dont want to date those spineless cucks. You use them for money and attention only. You'll learn how to string them along with time dont worry. Also women have a strong crab bucket mentality. This is why I have to tell my partners that it isn't men putting on these ridiculously high standards for women its actually themselves
>>34788489nta but you've yet to send nudes here and yet we are still talking to you
>>34788491lol ur so fake you know that right? one minute you say date the older guy next minute you saying 'i promise you don't date those spineless cucks' when I get petty about it. You just gonna agree to whatever I complain about? How r you different to the nice guys I venting about?
>>34788489Maybe you're better off with radio silence then? How far along are these guys asking for nudes? Is it after a couple dates? I would assume you're meeting these men online somehow, any chance you can try finding some guys through irl connections?
>>34788457>Cause we genuinely like you and don't see you as some cheap whore to get a few pictures fromNice guy simp bullshit. Also an incredibly transparent lie. OF COURSE I want to goon to a womans naked body when I'm into her. I'm just not pathetic enough to openly beg for it.
>>34788489Also you're supposed to send nudes after they've already seen you naked. Its a different thing to use nudes as a reminder for your spank bank after jizzing on her tits a few times, or scrutinizing her body in detail without ever having felt her
>>34788446I said her boobs were cute, is that bad?What am I supposed to say?
>>34788496like it's every guy few off tinder one on here and even a guy at campus who said he broke up with his GF but nah turned out I was sending my cheeks to an engaged guy lol
>>34788497Literal coomer brain in action. Can you not see beyond your immediate desire for pleasure? Its almost like there is more to life than just jerking off to women. Im not saying i dont enjoy it either. It just isn't something im willing to derail a relationship over.
>>34788502Bro you gotta slow that shit down. Are you fucking these guys before sending the nudes? How soon after starting dating are you sending em or fucking? Have you ever developed a proper emotional connection with one of these guys?
>>34788506no why would I fuck them before that l? that's some other level of trashy. and I wanna develop a connection but how am I supposed to do that then?? the last dude got on 1 knee for his fiancee in front of erybody outside school yet week later he's hitting me up to see cameltoe tf lol you see what I'm working with?
>>34788505>im willing to derail a relationship over.The fuck are you talking about. Did you even read my post? The way to get nudes from women is by never mentioning it and not even hinting at it.
>>34788494Alright first off I miss read the post. I thought you said young guys not older dudes. I would've assumed the older dudes had more of a back bone to stand up to women like that.>You just gonna agree to whatever I complain about?Fuck no but you know that or do I need to repeat the not all dudes line>How r you different to the nice guys I venting about?Cause I have zero desire to sleep with you or see you nude. You arent perfect and clearly have a shit taste in men. I dont really care who you date. Im just trying to give you some wisdom
>>34788509>the last dude got on 1 knee for his fiancee in front of erybody outside schoolperformative simpery is not an indication of good character, quite the opposite actually. As a non american, this si some serious cringe shit.Also keep in mind that cuckservatives like this often times consider it good form to have a side chick once they are "Married men". They just consider this stuff as an initiation ritual, its no about the woman but about obtaining the administrative status.
>>34788510So what you are just assuming some women is going to read your mind and just send nudes?Actually nevermind Women do thatIm just saying i dont want nudes immediately I just want them from a committed relationship. If that makes me a simp then so be it
>>34788509Idk kinda seems backwards to me to be sending nudes prior to fucking, kinda like spoiling the surprise of the actual in person reveal. Take my words with a grain of salt though, I've been in a stable relationship for a while so I'm not familiar with the modern dating scene. However, in my mind it's go on a few dates then fuck then maybe if we apart for a while some nudes might help make the distance go a little easier. Otherwise I don't really see a purpose to nudes. That's not to say you should just jump to fucking at the point you'd be sending nudes either. How do dates go with these guys? What's a standard first date for you? Giving up nudes without an emotional connection will just make developing that connect afterwards impossible in my opinion
>>34788513dunno about cuckservative or whatever you're talkin about but most girls want proposed lol just not in front of a campus that was weird af and ok maybe I got friendly with him to test and see after watchin the two engage but damn not even the engaged girls getting lucky either apparently. Ykno he still hits me up for nudes while planning wedding with his girl? TF is that about loll
>>34788513Aren't libtards like you prefer the polygamy?
>>34788513>As a non american, this si some serious cringe shit.>Also keep in mind that cuckservativesSo what kind of brownie leftist immigrant are you then?
