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>>34786788what is a woman?
i wish big dicks didn't hurt so much. small dicks look creepy and pathetic
>>34786788why are there so many guys on this board pretending to be girls and the only threads they ever make are about sex, fucking and coitus?
Why are there so few globally successful movies that portray realistic day to day life in Black Africa?
>>34786825A miserable pile of secrets
>>34786884The Defenestration of Prague. I want to see people get yeeted out a high window just like in my Game of Thrones show.
>>34787697My top 5>the Hapsburg latrine disaster>that South African chick who convinced the Xhosa to burn all their food stores to defeat the British>that Viking who laid the biggest turd of all time in England>That one Chink dynasty battle where they got rekt despite outnumbering the enemy 25 to 1>Elijah vs the Prophets of Baal, mostly to add more embarrassing insults to his vocabulary
how do i get my cute neighbor to like me, i always see him through his window on his computer late at night, and the once per month i catch him walking to his car hes always in a rush
>>34787748You're presumably a woman, show up at his house wearing cutoffs, claim your Air Conditioning isn't working and that the guy won't come for 2 days. This is shooting fish in a barrel.
>>34787755thanks nigga
Zerked off so much this weekend that my pelvis hurts and I feel zero lust.
>>34787748if you shoot out his window, he may be able to see you better staring at him.hope this helps
>>34787748Flash your tits at him.
>>34787748What kind of retarded idea is this, is he supposed to know how to repair zer aircon or some shitJust ask him to hang out like a normal person
>>34786788My husband is still friends with his "first". They didn't date, but they were hooking up. He wanted something more becuS eshe was his first but she didn't.He doesn't contact her or interact with her outside a few mutual events (their parents are best friends and are close to the rest of his uncle's/aunties) so I have to see her every now and then. Used to be every year on Christmas + other events but ever since the covid lockdowns she basically doesn't spend Christmas at his parents place anymore because she goes to her husbands family. Didn't have to see her at all for the past 5 years but had to at a family event last week. Is it wrong for me to feel insanely insecure and stressed when I see her with my husband. Even when they look at each other and kiss each other on the cheek it's with so much kindness and softness between them, unless I'm just imagining it.Now there are jokes between his family and hers about our kids being married one day. Would I be silly to tell him I feels weird when she is around or am I just being an irrational bitch over this?
Women:Would you ever date a man who pissed the bed once or twice a month? Or is such a man doomed to die alone?I try hard not to do it but at 33 it still happens. My ex pretended she didn't mind but I just know it's a big part of why she left. Every other girl I've just found excuses not to sleep with.
>>34787748You're a creepy stalker and you know that.
>>34788460Anons take note: This is what a female mogging looks like.Femanon here has to put out and suck his dick to keep him around, but he will orbit and feed her attention with nothing in return. Seeing their man simp for another woman (who doesn't even fuck him) hurts women more than straight up cheating.
>>34788460>Would I be silly to tell him I feels weird when she is around or am I just being an irrational bitch over this?Depends on how you go about it, depends on your husband's personality too, depends on what you want out of it. If you just want to talk it out and get some reassurance from him it could be fine. If you're trying to get him to cut her off or something I don't think that would go over well. What do you want him to do?
>>34788467>Would you ever date a man who pissed the bed once or twice a month?If you wear a diaper, sure. If not, no.
>>34788467you need to up your game bro. No it's not good enough. Fix your health or yes, you deserve to be out of the game. Love is not free, its largely dependant on good health and fitness.
>>34788460>Is it wrong for me to feel insanely insecure and stressed when I see her with my husband.Honestly, from the way you describe it, yes, it's wrong. If you had good reason to suspect that your husband might actually still have feelings for her, your reaction would be quite reasonable; but if there's no interaction at all except at formal events, and even that's no more than being polite, then you really do just have to suck it up, I'm afraid.
How do I annoy my girlfriend? I asked her to bring me a Spezi one time and then changed my mind and told her to make me a tea instead. She went back to the kitchen and came back, when the tea was finished. I then told her I wanted the Spezi after all. So she said she would drink the tea. When she went up to bring me a Spezi, I drank her tea.That didn't sufficiently annoy her, so I am looking for other ways to annoy her.
