Ask the opposite gender anything thread
>>34794315WomenHow bad did I fuck this up? My texts up top were in response to her profile question "what album did you lose your virginity to?"1/2
>>34794326I just feel like a faggot loser for showing excitement or enthusiasm about anything when I'm supposed to be a sexy unavailable man who plays games (not to be vain but many women tell me my face is attractive) and now i'm not going to hear back from a cute chick2/2
Non-asexuals: Do you ever have the asexual experience of fapping to someone/something but having no desire to fuck it in real life?
>>34794329Why do you talk like a bot?>>34794342You're not asexual.
>>34794342I will say I haven't. Sometimes the work of obtaining it feels too much that I would genuinely try, or the taboo seems so large it couldn't possibly work - but in any case IF the fantasy was available to me, I'd take it.
>>34794350Woman? I was trying to talk to her like a normal person instead of flirting. Guess I fucked up. Started taking my adderall again today too so maybe thats the case. Kind of falling apart debating if I should double text.
>>34794357YesIs that how a normie talks? (I've also been online too long)
>>34794373I don't know anymore, she didn't reply (despite sending me like 5 enthusiastic messages first) I feel like I was just supposed to be overly sexual/flirty since I look goodcan I respectfully ask the last time you had sex?
>>34794326>>34794329It doesnt seem like you fucked it up at all? To me it looks like you two hit it off.
>>34794405she hasn't responded like 6+ hours later.texted me at 10am and I responded at 1pm she saw my texts and never replied 7 hours later. there is just a type of woman who tries too hard and when you show attention they just ghost you - im insecure she is one of those
Why does Saaniya Abbas look like a twee little girl who is barely out of high school when she is nearly 40?
I need to vent.I feel like I get along with every kind of woman but black women.I am radfem and joined a discord for radfems and it always got dominated by black women hating on white people including white women to the point they gave more excuses to black men, the most misogynist group of men, over white/latina women. They were even attacking asian women. Basically everyone that isn't black. Like all my other radfem friends are of different races. I am jewish and my best friend is arab radfem.
>>34794377~half an year
>>34794475Your life sounds fucking insane ahaha.
>>34794414She might just have gotten busy? 7hrs isnt that much when you dont know someone.
>>34794414If its not just her.That you're actually good looking. The mask slips off when you're excited.
Do autistic girls date autistic men, or do the majority become volcels or lesbians?
F I think I'm ugly but literally everyone I meet thinks Im some elite stacy beauty or something. Now I know Im not perfect, but somewhere in my head I know theyre not lying, I am an attractive woman now. But I wasnt always. How do I gain confidence after being an ugly child and growing into my features?
>>34794485After you send like 5 enthusiastic messages up front it kind of seems like you would follow that up with the same enthusiasm unless you got bored>>34794476how come?
>>34794503I mean, it sounds like you're already doing it? You just said yourself in this post that you're an attractive woman now.
>>34794490What do you mean? She was excited and I matched her energy and now im not sexy? Thats fair if its the case just want to know upfront since all my women friends lie to me
>>34794509Pregnancy
>>34794503post your photo in /soc/ and we'll tell you honestly
>>34794511I said somewhere in my head. Im still obsessed with body checking and and hyperaware of my body at all times. Plus Ive been snapchatting this guy and he asked why I never send photos back. I dont send them because I have no confidence. When I finally sent one, he told me I was gorgeous, but I couldnt help feeling like he was lying. I feel like everyone is lying.
Some crazy guy in my city today attacked a woman while not wearing pants, then got in a stolen car and rammed into some teenage cyclists, then got out and strangled a dog to death.
>>34794513If multiple women see you and flag you as desirable you're meeting some criteria of theirsIf they stop showing interest in you after you talk about what you like doesn't it mean that you don't meet some non-surface level criteria(I'm just guessing here i don't really know you)
>>34794523You've got to accept that feeling like everyone is lying doesn't mean that they're actually lying.You can't control how you feel, but you can control how you respond to your feelings. Your feelings aren't always reflective of reality and should be things you always consciously observe, not things that you let control your behavior.
We already have a thread op was just a fucking idiot >>34792097
>>34794533you the old thread
>>34794532Women can be very stupid when it comes to the dating game male povThey may not be able to give you answers
Getting rather annoyed about how much my girlfriend repeats the same arguments over and over again. I can’t really stand hearing her complain about women who like to get choked for the 200th time.
>>34794503Just link your photo and we'll be brutally honest lmfao
>>34794503Lucky.>how confidence Same way men do. Act like a Stacy ought and fake it until you make it.
Is it ethical if I let my food at the office’s fridge in a tupperwear with a note that says>Don’t touchAnd I jizz in the tupperwear just in case someone steal my food?
>>34794513Its obline bullshit I presume? Yeah shes probably just on there to farm attention like most attractive women in that dump. Now that you affirmed that youre into her shes got her loot drop and moved on.Or shes already used the app for long enough to fry her dopamine system and busy chasing the next match to get her hit.Remember that apps are built to keep you engaging with the app, not with humans. Dont take anything that happens in there seriously.Dont ever emotionally invest in a woman you havent met IRL and hit it off with there.
>>34794548She sounds like a woman who likes getting choked. Ever offered to try it with her?
>>34794503You have to address why you feel insecure. Were you bullied as a kid or berated by family growing up? Everyone goes through an ugly phase at some point but not everyone ends up with insecurity as an adult so must be something more there
>>34794527At least he hit some cyclists.
>>34794596>And I jizz in the tupperwear just in case someone steal my food?How would that prevent anyone from stealing your food? I think you just have a jizzing in tupperware fetish.
There is this girl in my class that I like a lot, but I don't even think she acknowledges my existence. I have had 3 separate occasions in the last 2 weeks where I had a natural chance at approaching her. Would it make you feel weird if a guy walking behind you suddenly said "excuse me, I noticed that your shoe laces are untied", imagine that the guy is slightly fat and his fashion sense is way out of sync. I just need an honest opinion
Mwhat are some lines of conversation to start on if I want to get a woman to open up and gossip with me about whatever tf? I'm a pretty good conversationalist once I get some momentum, but I obviously lack the same innate understanding with women that I might enjoy when chatting with men (cars, guns, computer hardware, whatever) so getting started can be difficult and even awkward on occasion
Do men just view us as assets?
>>34794808I only speak for myself, but not intentionally, no. in short term relationships I've had, I'd reach a point where I didn't feel as though it'd go any further, but we still enjoyed each other and I didn't have the energy to pursue other women, so just keeping the status quo was easier than cutting it off earlier. not justifying the behavior, but that's just my perspective on how I might make a woman feel like an asset rather than a partner.
>>34794808Liabilities
>>34794808I mean I'm used to being viewed as a walking wallet but no not really. That's what happens when you're someone to have around (such as to prove the other person can get laid) rather than someone in a relationship. Figuring out whether you're one or the other is the most urgent issue you have when dating.
Women, how many other women have you dated? What is the true percentage of bisexual women?
>>34794776How does that add to ur goal of being noticed?
>>34794771>How does jizz in the food prevend food theftIt dosen’t, but it assure an instant vengeance!
>>34794771Drop an anonymous note the next day informing anyone that the food stolen had been jizzed in
>>34794808Toys more like
>>34794902idk man, at least she'll recall me as the autist fatty that once asked her to tie her laces, though when I frame it like that, its sounding pretty pathetic
femanon why cant u be like jesse's gf in breaking bad
Why the fuck do you hate me so much?
>>34794326>How bad did I fuck this up?The fuck are you talking about? You didn't fuck up at all; it's going great.
>>34794475Moid hands.
>>34794502They mostly become femcels.
>>34794502No they don't. They're more likely to be asexuals with a liberal agenda to stop global warming from visiting the tropical rain forest in the Amazons. Autistic men don't impress that type because they go in trying to give them 6 figures, 6 pack, and being above 6 feet tall, and what they want is to be intellectually stimulated by a man who knows how to make her laugh and be positive. We unfortunately can not give and frustratingly have to be a fucking sneering goblin.
Type shit moids be up to.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bU4WSxDFbFI
>>34794999>femanon why cant u be like jesse's gf in breaking badBecause I don't want to die choking on my own vomit.
>>34795001>Why the fuck do you hate me so much?I've met you.
WomenI was lead to believe women were near universally a flat 'no' when it comes to period sex but now I'm being lead to believe that's falseDo women generally want sex even on their periods?
>>34794776>Would it make you feel weird if a guy walking behind you suddenly said "excuse me, I noticed that your shoe laces are untied"It would make me feel embarrassed, which is not how you want to make a woman feel.
Jannies should delete this thread and let the other run it's course
>Married women onlyDo you marry to only be able to have kids?For example, If you got married and later on you find your husband can't have kids because of fertility issues.Would this be a ground for divorce?
>>34795081>pls jannie do what i want
>>34795001Who is "me"?
>>34794808I'm convinced it's the other way around.
>>34795091>Be gorgeous tall white woman>Shit out whatever that is Why do women do this. Selecting for genetics my ass.
>>34794503Exercise that confidence.Act how you would act if you were confident. Observe results and adjust accordingly. Remember that that means taking note of the positive responses and not only focusing on the negative.
>>34795075>Do women generally want sex even on their periods?Yes. Most women's horniness levels peak twice a month: once at ovulation, and once either just before or during their period. Buy some large towels, and you'll be fine.
>>34795081Jannies don't give a fuck. Their job is solely to enforce the policy of the moderators. ATOGA is a purely community phenomenon; having two ATOGA threads active isn't a violation of /adv/ forum rules.
>>34795102Hybrid vigour is a thing.
>>34795075Guy here, my ex GF liked period sex and it helped her with cramps.
>>34794871Sexuality is a continuum. Do you watch "Hacks"? There's an early episode where Ava says: "I used to only hook up with men, but when I masturbated, I thought about women. So then in college I finally hooked up with this amazing TA, Phoebe. And I realized that I could connect more emotionally with women, which led to deeper sexual experiences. But sometimes I do still need penetrative sex with a dick to come. But I don't know, maybe I was just conditioned to the porn that was fed to me by the algorithm, you know? So anyway, I'm bi."The point is that sexuality is complex and somewhat fluid. You can go through life for years thinking you're straight and then unexpectedly fall in love with a woman, or think you're gay for years and suddenly fall in love with a man. Or you can go through your life thinking you're straight and never ever be proved wrong. You can't tell, really. It's good to be open to possibilities.
how does a slavic dude get a greek wife?https://x.com/minoantiddyfan/status/2084624204477976901
>>347948713 including the one I’m dating now.
>>34795126NTA and I haven't seen Hacks but I'm going to a movie this week where the actress who plays Ava hooks up with Gillian Anderson.
>>34794475Are they the TERF kind?
>>34795134>I haven't seen HacksThe first three seasons are very good. It goes a little off the boil after that, but still worth seeing. >I'm going to a movie this week where the actress who plays Ava hooks up with Gillian Anderson.I've heard of that, but not seen it. It sounds fun!
I know there's very little chance you'll read this... but I miss you so much.
>>34795091>Do you marry to only be able to have kids?You don't need to get married to have kids, anon.
>>34795142I miss (You) too, bro
If you found a baby orc, would you kill it? state gender.
>>34794871i have dated 3 women and am married to one>>34794502I'm bi and with another woman. I've actually had less luck with dating men.
>>34795149No, I would raise them and make sure they get into a good college.
>>34794475Perhaps remind them that's it is your people, not theirs, who founded the movement?
>>34794871One. It's probably high, but not a majority.
>>34795148>I miss (You) too, broDoubt. :(
>>34795151Hi, Stardew.
>>34794871I'm not sure anyone, male or female, is really perfectly straight or perfectly gay.
>>34795157You're not alone, anon.
>>34795160NTAHaha, you haven't dated any girls
>>34795142>>34795148Lol gayboys
>>34795166>Haha, you haven't dated any girlsSometimes I wish that were true, then I wouldn't be so in love.
Men, would you rather get a wakeup handjob or sleep in for an extra hour?
>>34795164>You're not alone, anon.Thanks for the thought.
>have xplosive diarrhea at work>Have to shit almost every 2-3 hours>Use the same toilet>3rd time I go there, I notice the janny has sprayed everywhere with the air freshener and cleaned everything >giggle to myself because I ruined the toilet for the 3rd time with my diarrheaHehe I do feel kinda bad but it's hilarious at the same time
>>34795158not me
>>34795175To enjoy a hand job I'd have to get up and pee first, so waking me up that way is sadly pointless.
>>34795182Is this true of all men, or are you just fussy?
>>34795174Hella cute
>>34795175Waking someone up with sex has always seemed dumb as shit and completely pornbrained. Like can you think about anything else for 5 minutes.
>>34795183>Is this true of all menI've no idea, I've never asked. But certainly in my case the nerve signals get kind of mixed up, so that if my bladder is full I simply can't feel sexual pleasure, it just makes the "needing to pee" feeling stronger and there's no other sensation.
>>34795177Quit eating Mexican lettuce and getting parasites, you shithead
>>34795175Handjob.>would prefer blowjobs though
>>34795183I agree with him. Having to clean up again after cumming before work is annoying as well. Just save it for a free day/after work and stop being a horny freak.
>>34795186No.>>34795187That's annoying.>>34795189Then I'd have to brush my teeth again or go to work with dickmouth.
Moidswhere in the line are you?
>>34795193Judging by this thread Stacy is the one I should be worried about.
>>34795192For someone who hates jizz so much you sure are quite hypersexual
>>34795195I don't even hate it that much anymore, it's just gross and inconvenient.
>>34795197If you were a male you'd be called a disgusting coomer and rightly so
>>34795199Why can't I be called one now? I thought it was a term that applied to men and women.
Would it be weird if my sister and I went to a bdsm themed cafe for fun? She found one nearby and we’re thinking about going. We’ve always joked about getting a pet gimp but I realize the optics might be off. I think it’s a cafe and not so much an actual club.
>>34795202what's the cafe called? I'm curious to look at it. also I think its fine
Femanons, could you please analyze this situation? I met a woman at the beginning of summer, and have developed feelings as I've been getting to know her.About a month ago she said she thinks about me a lot, and finds it hard not to imagine what I'd have to say about things/situations she encounters when I'm not around. Which was making me wonder if she's interested?But last week she was asking me what I thought about another guy, and whether I think she should ask him out? So now I'm confused.>I did ask this in another thread, but every (You) was from another guy.
>>34795206it sounds like she is interested. just ask her because it sounds like she's ready to move on if you show no interest
>>34795206>>34795207
>>34795149>If you found a baby orc, would you kill it?Orc? No. Goblin? Yes.Orcs are mostly products of their environment, thus baby Orcs can be raised to be gentle giants.
>>34795204Is rather not post the location but I mean it looks fairly fine. They do seem to host events but I mean I don’t think there is a dungeon.
>>34795206It's hard to say without more context, but it's entirely possible she mentioned the other guy to see how you would react to her showing interest in someone else. I know plenty of women who have done dumber shit.
>>34795209>Orcs are mostly products of their environment[citation needed]
>>34795206She could just be being friendly. If she's attracted it sounds like she's being cautious. I suggest you be cautious as well until you can whether she's being friendly or showing interest. Jumping the gun might scare her off/
>>34795209Based and Thrallpilled
>>34795193I'm on the perpendicular imaginary axis.
>>34795175Sleep. I've never meet a girl who can give a good handjob. [spoiler]The only decent handjob I've ever got was from a guy[/spoiler]
>>34795223Fag
>>34795202>Would it be weird if my sister and I went to a bdsm themed cafe for fun?If either of you ends up engaging in BDSM with the other watching, that would be weird as fuck. But if you're both just looking and not participating, I can't see a problem.
Idk how you guys can talk about sex shit with your siblings like that
>>34795206Let the bitch know you like her. Barring this, cut her loose. She likes your attention but if you’re not going to receive anything in exchange (not that this is transactional), why bother? You have a goal and she’s simply a distraction away from it unless proven otherwise but is it really worth trying anything if she’s mentioning dating other guys?
>>34795215>I know plenty of women who have done dumber shit.NTA, isn't it logical since it gauges interest without creating vulnerability?
>>34795206>But last week she was asking me what I thought about another guy, and whether I think she should ask him out? So now I'm confused.Tell her she should and see if she hesitates
>>34795223Fine, you guys won. He gets to sleep.
>>34795226>t. american
>>34795206My best guess is that she *was* interested in you at one time, and told you that she was interested, but you didn't give any indication that you were interested back, and so she gave up on you and has now friendzoned you and moved on. But it's *possible* that mentioning another guy is a way to try and get you to stop being passive and make a move; you may as well try.
>>34794315Women on Tinder and other apps:If you're looking for LTR, do swipe left just because a guy is looking for anything other than LTR?If you're looking for something casual, do you swipe left just because a guy is looking for LTR?
>>34795225I don’t think it’s a thing to actively engage in activities there but more so a cafe/social/intro thing, but im not sure. Wouldn’t know until we get there. Tbh we’re both into it as we send each other latex and bdsm themed videos on the apps. It’s mostly for humor but we both appreciate the content. It might be something one or both of us would pursue separately but like I don’t know how we’d even begin to share a gimp. Maybe a chore chart.
>>34795226Idk either, just happens. It’s a source of retroactive anxiety for me lol. The jokes just line up perfect and it’s basic just irreverent humor. It’s almost a game of how depraved we can be.
>>34795232Mcan a girl not value a friendship without anons angling for pussy?
>>34795234When I used apps, I only ever engaged with people who appareny had the same priorities as me and wanted a LTR. There were obviously a lot of liars who just wanted sex, though.
I have a friend I kinda wanna fuck. I don't have any romantic feelings for her, she's kinda fat and her face isn't very appealing. But she looks like she'd make for a good plap.
Women, how would you feel if your husband was killed in battle, and the Chinese warlord that killed him took you and your daughters as his concubines?
Eyyy Anon you're a going to be a late with the pizza delivery! Get a going a now!
>>34795244Careful bro. I know someone who did just that but she broke his pelvis and then they had to get married so she could take care of him
>>34795248Anon is not dumb enough to let her get on top of him.
>>34795251His wife pushes him around in a wheelchair so she’s gotten very muscular but still fat as shit. His disability check only pays a portion of the expenses so they’re giving have to drink chocolate protein shakes for every meal.
>>34795254Wtf I never asked.
>>34795241>can a girl not value a friendship without anons angling for pussy?No. No, she can't. But I don't think that's what was happening.
>>34795241Meant for >>34795206
>>34795234>If you're looking for LTR, do swipe left just because a guy is looking for anything other than LTR?If he says he is *also* looking for LTR, I might give him a chance.>If you're looking for something casual, do you swipe left just because a guy is looking for LTR?Again, if he is *also* looking for casual, then I'll give him a try.
Can you fags stop creating two simultaneous threads?
>>34794329>when I'm supposed to be a sexy unavailable man who plays games (not to be vain but many women tell me my face is attractive)
>>34795232>My best guess is that she *was* interested in you at one time, and told you that she was interestedShe never said she was interested though?
>>34795245you can have my daughters, just leave me alone
>>34794329I know that feel, anon. I had a rule where'd I'd message at night since I'd be tired.
>>34795268Let me think about it.
I forgot about my moid's birthday...
Men: Who you maining?
>>34795268If we had a single fucking janitor, maybe we wouldn't get early shitting attention whore OPs, but alas.>>34795284You still don't care, stop spamming.
>>34795284The shepherd.
>>34795286You have passed the test.
>>34795241>>34795257Damn, now I feel guilty. I'm not trying to hook up with her though. I'm a virgin anyway.
>>34795288Cool.
>>34795285>You still don't careTrue I don't. The question is for others to care about, for entertainment purposes.
>>34795292You are just shitting up the thread, as always.
Femanons, does anon's fishhead wife have cannons like those?
[State Gender]Would you rather have hair for teeth?Or teeth for hair?
agegenderlast time you gooned or had sex37malegooned saturday morning
>>34795296[M]No.
>>34795297M29Like 2 hours ago.
>>34795296Man shut the fuck up.
Could not sleep last night
>>3479529732M2 hours ago. Before that, 4 hours ago. Before that, 16 hours ago (aprox).
Daily low point of atoga seems to have been reached.
>>34795303Same. I woke up too early, made a sandwhich, and now it is suddenly time to go to work. Help.
>>34795303Why not?
>>34795306Suck me off dumb ass
>>34794808No, I never have.
>>34794808Depends on the man
So what? I take great care of my assets.
>>34795307Yeah gonna be fun at 2pm>>34795308Thinkin bout her
Women, why do you hate me?
>>34795316Short
>>34795315>Thinkin bout herUnderstandable. I just got over her and can finally sleep again.>Yeah gonna be fun at 2pmI get way clumsier when I’m sleep deprived. I find myself constantly bumping into door frames and furniture
>>34795317I'm not really short, so that can't be it.
>>34795320Height?
>>347953211,79m, which I guess that for some would be proof that I'm not tall enough. I could say that I'm 1,80 and I don't think anybody would notice.
>>34794924>anonymousWho except you would jizz in your tupperware?
Time to live life to the fullest. I am willing to die over this.
why are moids like this?
>>34795330What does that have to do with Mixtapes?
Why do women refuse to talk about how their risk for STIs does effect her value in dating? Like, if a lot of women want to enjoy a "freedom" like fucking a lot of people, why do they then turn around and expect men to not express concern about how much risk she brings to the table?Moreso, why do women who have had too much "freedom" tell men like me that we're not entitled to the same "freedom" women like her choose to have?Why do women not want to be held accountable for having her cake and eating it too when I dont even get to have any cake whatsoever?Dont they realize that if their damage and their risk is way higher than mine that shes obligated to acknowledge that and adjust her expectations accordingly?And why do women think that men like me would just accept all that in general? Why are men bad for filtering women out for STI risk?
>>34795330Because the idea of getting all the housework done before she arrives so we can fully relax and focus on each other is nice.
>>34795333It's because it's mostly a hypocrisy filter. If you say women are undatable for fucking around yet you still desire to fuck them yourself you are seen as someone who is only practicing performative outrage and that it was never about purity or anything it was because you wanted to have sex. Men who can just admit that tend to fare better
>>34795319Lol I'm just memeing but yeah gonna be a red bull day
>>34795330Probably because male dominated fields have been experiencing mass layoffs and outsourcing for years, plus college admissions and hiring are blatantly biased towards women. It’s real funny because people keep saying we need a war to stimulate the economy and keep the rapidly growing number of aimless and frustrated young men in check, but good luck convincing anyone to fight for a society that obviously doesn’t care about them.
>>34795330Mommy
>>34795333The only women who try to claim a high bodycount doesn’t mean anything are the ones with a high bodycount. There are plenty of completely valid reasons promiscuity is a red flag in a partner, male or female.
>>34795330Because video games
>>34795330When I get fired I'll have enough money for at least 5 years. Women can hold whatever jobs they want, spend all of their money and bedsurf from one bf to the next.
>>34795353>bedsurf from one bf to the next.literally me
>>34795330Massive overly long cultural push that men and specifically white men (which was being used like a slur) are inherently bad people and should not try anythingReplacing pictures of notable men with notable women in education centers, rather than having both, further compounding thisMassive pushes socially and support economically to get women to higher places, while men are expected to just manifest the money out of thin air with no moral supportGeneral switch of academia to a more social thing, which the female mind has been proven to simply perform better in than men, even autistic women are generally able to pretend to be socially soundAlso proven that women put each other down socially as a default action as a mating competition instinct, which works well in academiaAnd women read more than mentldr; combination of social, economic and genetiic factorsWomen are being praised for tiny successes they got given the money for which leads them to do more while men are killing themselsves without anyone caring
>>34795126I fucking hate everything you've written here
Started taking care of my skin and doing a skincare routine. Feels great. I can see why women obsess over it so much.
>>34795160As much as you wish it to happen, most men aren't a percentage gay
Women, thoughts on the male suicide rate? Do you rejoice at it's increase? Does it leave you troubled?
>>34795362Good job man.
>>34795336But thats not at all true. Multiple things can be true at the same time and dont necessarily make you a hypocrit.You can want to date and thus eventually have comparable experiences to women. But it takes women even giving you a chance. And overwhelmingly women dont even want to say hello and how are you and hows your life been? Let alone a first date, let alone sex!You cant tell us that its gotta be as hard for us as it is then complain about beibg pumped and dumped and situationships with men who realize youre punching way above your weight in terms of dating. And thats mostly the reason for the disparity between the average mans experience and the average womens experience. And why do we need to provide so much just to get a modicum of what the men women choose get?You can call men a hypocrit for wanting to be included in the reindeer games. But if women are the bullies largely keeping most men out of the reindeer games, worse, you tell men like me they have to pay and do waaaay more work than the men women generally choose. And you have the reason why women should be receptive to enabling way more men to play in the reindeer games.Plus, if you ladies endlessly complain about how we dont know what we're doing during sex, theres only one fucking way to solve that then isnt there?You ladies are creating the very scarcity you ladies endlessly complain about and it all centers around how women view what men should bring to the table. Which is why none of this makes sense. Youre like job employers complaining nobody wants to work and nobody has the skills, but you wont enable anyone but who youre hyperaroused by and who gives you a chasing the dragon type experience?There are so, so many factors why you and women are so wrong. And i understand the immense amount of pressure and anxiety all that and all this causes women. So i totally understand women just deciding to step away and stop.But why? Why ignore all this?
>>34795362You gon be one cute twink when you done
>>34795332Please by my mixtape.
>>34795366Get this nigga some weed
Are you happy with your body genetics?I'm 5'3 M so no My gf hates her tits too
women,your thoughts on cuckolding/hotwifing?
>>34795362I started using a peeler and moisturizer around two years ago.If I haven't used it in like two weeks, it goes back to the kinda bumpy skin I had before.Never had acne, but I enjoy the smoother feeling and look it gives me, but I only use it about once a week.
>>34795371B8Not very clever too
>>34795371You have a GF at 5'3'', I'd say you're doing fine
>>34795367I'm past the twink age unfortunately or maybe fortunately.
>>34795371MSure. I'd like to be able to lose weight a bit more easily, but overall it's fine.
>>34795378Ain't look it
>>34795370Already on it. I take doses daily most months. Other months im off it bc life is fine and maybe good.What i wouldnt do to just have a casual gf i just get high and hang out with. Im so tired.
>>34795362I do moisterizer and suncream and sometimes an emoilient thingy I was told to use but I mostly skip that. Not sure what else there is.I started because i have awful exzema on my back and it was like "well if I'm gonna be doing this skin on routine, may aswell do my face">>34795379I'd like to gain more weight more easily. I've been hard stuck 80kg for like 5 years no matter how I change my diet, I simply cannot eat enough. I grew up with parents who'd "forget" to buy me food so I got used to basically just eating bread
>>34795371I have craniofacial hyperhidrosis so my face is always sweating. I hate it. At least I have really smooth skin and never had acne in my life.
>>34795126>that monologueAre they using AI to write tv shows now?
MI wish I was bi it seems fun
Did you fuck up? Is everything inside out, upside down, backwards and all fucked up?
>>34795373I think it's retarded. But I also share my bf with our gf, so maybe it's a perspective thing.
>>34795076so how am I even supposed to approach women? I thought it'd be a nice way to at least get some conversation starting. I have noticed women are always in a rush to end conversations with me, they either keep it very direct or even when I am talking they start to rush it and run away
>>34795373Unironically makes me avoid submissive men despite liking bullying men because this fetish is so fucking common and I have absolutely no interest in non-monogomy 3 different guys wanted itLike no, if I wanted to be with another man... I'd be with another man.???Nonsensical fetish.Now FINDOM is a fetish I can get behind
>>34795394Does it? Most guys on Grindr aren't all that hot and are as flaky as girls on Tinder
>>34795366Trvke alert!But female creatures are incapable of doing any introspection because any foid that was born after 1990, grew up with a massive princess complex and being told that they can never do any wrong and everything is men's fault. You put those together and you realize why there's a cognitive dissonance and shock when a female gets pumped and dumped by a Chad.>B-but all my orbiters and all the media told me i could have a 6'6 Chad :( how could he just use ME for sex? Maybe I'll text him again and fuck him until he commits hehe xD
Reminder to men, women have the power of choice, but you can force them to make that decision at any point. Don’t let her waste your time: if you think she’s blowing you off or keeping you as a backup, force that conversation sooner than later. Not only will it save you time and frustration down the line, but it also drives women crazy when you don’t let them keep you as a backup option and really upsets them. Plus, there’s a chance the FOMO works in your favor.
>>34795297M 28Had sex last Wednesday
>>34795398Have you tried not being fat
>>34795399No cuckoldry, no money for you.
>>34795399>I love Italian food but ugh why is there so much tomato I hate tomato :(
>>34795402Yea 'cause like> I could check out guys asses, instead of just womens asses (most women around here have flabby asses)> I could kiss my bros> I'm more likely to find a guy who shares my interest, hobbies and "gets me" than a woman> I'd be allowed to rely on a man equally, rather than be expected to pull more weight literally because of genetics I did not choose>But I'd ALSO be able to fuck women and stare at boobies
>>34795409so it all comes down to physical appearance huh
>>34795415Alternatively you can try not being autistic too
>>34795366>You can call men a hypocrit for wanting to be included in the reindeer gamesI'm not a girl tho, I'm a man. I never did 'reindeer games'. What my problem is with many incels is (not saying you are this type of incel )Is that they despise the men and women who fucked around, yet it's because they wanted to be like them but couldn't. They pose as high value men or women who had the chances to do that but rejected it to chase consistent values and matching values. (Men and women who never did casual and only wanted long term/aimed for marriage/was virgin and wanted a virgin, or low body count and only wanted to meet another low body count).A lot of incels fake and pretend to be that type of person but in reality they want to become the sexually promiscuous people they claimed to despise if given the chance. That's why people get annoyed at blackpill shit.
>>34795402And you know this from personal experience?
>>34795415Not all, but largely yes. HAVE you tried not being fat? If not, why not? The women you approach. You are attracred to them? Because of their appearence? Which they by default in our society put MORE effort into with makeup, clothing that isn't the same pants every other man wears, etc? But for some reason they should just... find you attractive with no effort put in, when you look worse than guys who try? ???As a real one who is real, it baffles me how common comments like this are. What world do you live in? t
>>34795362i switched to just using moisturiser (snail mucin).>>34795364having nearly died to a suicide attempt no, I hope the rate goes down>>34795371mostly but I wish my boobs were bigger>>34795394its not like I'm getting double sex because i m bi, but I do enjoy being with other women
Carnivore and voyeur
>>34795403>But female creatures are incapable of doing any introspection because any foid that was born after 1990, grew up with a massive princess complex and being told that they can never do any wrong and everything is men's fault.You know it was probably weak fathers who instilled that in them right? Yeah i know it's ironic for me to suggest but when you look at the amount of weak simps who bend over backwards for women in dating, what do you suppose happens if they were to get a girl pregnant and it's a daughter? What happens is the man will convince his daughter she is a princess and put her on a pedestal and condition her from infancy into that mindset.
>>34795422One might say a carnavoyeur
>>34795414Your dream gay/bi bro would also have a body count of 50, not to mention women secretly hate bi guys
>>34795427Much better you than I
>>34795403Wtf is a trvke?
GenderWorst questions people post here>Does size matterIf you are asking then you know society thinks it does and as we live in a society it does... this is a pointless question hoping for someone to lie to make you feel better>Do bodycounts matterSee above.>Do girls know how much men like themYes, we get stared at all the time. >Last time you jerked/fave fetishes/characters you want to bang, etc (every single answer is from a man)*yawn*>X hasn't responded to me in Y hours, how did I mess this upPeople have lives>Why are X like this (twitter screencap)*yawn*
>>34795437That's 95% of ATOGA
>>34795420because men and women are different, what I was told is that women care more about internal nature, ie his personality, etc. For example you could be very ugly, but as long as you are the alpha of your group, they would find you attractive. They see us for what we are rather than what we offer so to speak
>>34795437>If you are asking then you know society thinks it does and as we live in a society it does... this is a pointless question hoping for someone to lie to make you feel better/adv/ is obviously overrun with normalfags but it's still not as bad as "society">*yawn*Nobody is making you read
>>34795437Easily the last one, the guys who just copy paste shit from Twitter are annoying because most of the time I’d already seen it
>>34795444>alpha of your groupBro life is not a fucking smutty romance novel on Ao3And what you are includes your body. If you don't look well groomed, you are not the "alpha", you're a bossy sleazy fat guyWhat you are saying here is"I am superficial and lusting for bodies, but its not okay for women to do so, so I can be lazy and put no effort into grooming and bang a model"
There's a person I want to be in my head but it's completely at odds with who I am physically, and if I try to be the way I want I feel like a fake. But if I try to act in accordance with what would fit I feel like a bug.
>>34795444>but as long as you are the alpha of your group, they would find you attractive. They see us for what we are rather than what we offer so to speakUm, anon, most people traditionally would call banging the ugly billionaire dictator "social climbing" and "gold digging", not "seeing us for what we are".
I had to buy my docks from a fetish store and my stockings from a sex store..
>>34795444>Looks dont matter bro!Lol
When is the women just wearing panties or thongs and pantyhose trend going to fucking endThey've been doing this for like 5 years nowEven in winterVery few women have good asses here, its not a good look
>>34795456>Oooh yes moor me baby!
I have never been bothered by happy couples and have always considered myself an optimistic, cheery person, but since getting dumped last month I want every happy couple I see to suffer like I have.
>>34795452I know the feeling, anon. I just try to remember that plenty of stacy/chad types weren't born physically attractive, they invested a fuckton of money and time into exercise, dieting, makeup, Botox and fillers to pass as attractive. They aren't a different species.
>>34795449>groomedNo one needs. God gave you a certain appearance, be grateful for what you have. Even cosmetics are essentially evil.>>34795455The basics can be seen probably in schools everywhere. Boys naturally build a kind of hierarchical power pyramid. Girls usually prefer the ones at the top of the hierarchy, the most dangerous guys with the biggest balls, ready to violence. In my experience, looks/wealth were secondary to them, and they naturally despised bookworms.In my experience, if you was in a school gang, for example, they'll be yours regardless of your looks. Especially a leader. If you're handsome but weak or cowardly, they'll despise you.
>>34795437M>Worst questions people post hereThat one
Men,What constitutes a "nice dick bro"Is it just size, or like a compliment you give by default to other men to make them feel better?
>>34795470If it makes me involuntary bite my lip
>>34795457at first it's more visible, more pure. Then life complicates things and blurs it. But at a certain point, it can break through. For example, a woman doesn't see you as a man, despite the fact that you may formally be influential, rich, etc. She simply sees that inside you're weak and worthless, and she begins to despise you. The point is, what you have isn't so important, who you are is
>>34795417But theres got to be soms in between there. There has to be. Men like me arent asking for a lot by asking for more first dates than just zero in a decade. Im not even asking for sex, im asking for dates in person and online. But nothing. Just nothing.I realize a lot of men argue in bad faith but what men like me are asking for is not a big ask at all compared to how much other people have gotten to have.And we arent even addressing the fact that if women want men to validate and accept her for who she is, she needs to accept men for who they are, what their wants are, what theyre looking for.If women dont respect men that way how can women expect men to respect them that way?The easiest way to getting men to accept them and their wants is to accept what mens wants are. Or we can just keep up a patriarchical-capitalistic dating culture instead of a more feminist, socialist one. Women are choosing with their actions.And if they choose to just remove themselves from dating and sex, they cant be surprised men will become apathetic and do things like become as hypergamous as she is. Like I have with risk for STIs.Isnt the better solution to ask ugly, poor, and obese women to recognize theyre going to have to sacrifice a little of what they want so that they CAN find what they want? Is that really too much to ask?I dont want to be a player. Id just like dating to actually resume instead of being an absolute dead stop of single mothers and STI ridden gold diggers refusing to acknowledge they arent worth paying a dollar for.And dont start on being judged. Men are just as maliciously judged as men are so its not mine or mens problem until women become A LOT LESS judgemental with their actions, not just their words.
You are put of here.
>>34795465Yeah I think the girls in school mostly despised you for being a greasy dork who dresses like utter shit.Your worldview is typical for nerds who only watched the "cool kids" interact from afar or maybe got awedgie in passing. Girls also love "bookworms", but they do not like awkward teachers pets who need to larp as le intelligent to cope with being losers.
>>34795470I can't imagine any situation where I'd say that that isn't a gratuitous compliment.
>>34795477A playful, driver-centric personality
>>34795479I'm sure men say it all the time in the toilets, my dad said so
>>34795475>Men like me arent asking for a lot by asking for more first dates than just zeroOk, but did you actually ask women themselves to meet up? Like IRL flesh and blood women, by using your words. Directly.
>>34795475There is an in between, Average humans do the casual thing when they're young and dumb and immature. But then they gain experience through making mistakes and because of that they mature, then they seek long term exclusivity and high value. It's a process for most people. Only a minority start off long term seeking at the start of their teens. It's usually those of us from families whose families were religious and their parents didn't divorce
My girl talk all crazy
>>34795447It’s usually some guy who’s also reading /pol/ in the other tab and just grabs pics from bait threads over there.
I dreamt I was a girl so I put a skirt on but then when I was walking I kept thinking people could see under it and then I was thinking I don't know what's under it because I ddin't dream that bit it really made me appreicate how hard it is for women in short skirts I don't know how they do it
>>34795496I saw a woman with a skirt yesterday that was too short and you could see her ass every time she took a step. Was pretty nice
>>34795490Yea she craaaaaazy
>>34795478Were you trying to disprove me because the insults you threw were literally proving my point "you are a nerd and didnt get girls because you are a coward" thats exactly my point they despise cowards regardless of appearance. the same about teacher's pet vs true intellectuals, what mattered was whether you were courageous or not. As for wealth, it only begins to matter later in life but even then It depends on how you created it. A businessman(archetypal merchant) tends natural toward cowardice and calculations. If someone achieved wealth through force, seizures, he is more likely to be strong and a warrior.
I dreamt about shopping for a coffee pot last night.A couple of weeks ago, I was beside myself trying to get over a girl, and I begged in prayer for a sign as to whether I should keep worrying about the girl I couldn’t get over.I had a dream that night that just consisted of watching a long line of women I’ve never met walk across a stage. Didn’t see the girl I was worried about and got my answer.
Short kings, height does not matter. We run this street.
>>34795501>If someone achieved wealth through force, seizures, he is more likely to be strong and a warrior.>SeizuresGonna get epilepsy, bitches gonna love me
>>34795505Yo speak up I can't hear you down there
>>34795486Absolutely. Ive been ramping it up in person and ive completely given up dating apps. Women never meet in person on dating apps are WAAAAY too judgemental behind a screen.I havw had limited success. But the problem of asking women out in person being dangerous doesnt go away. Im terrified of the risks im taking by asking women out in person. But im generally safe because i only ask out and express clear interest once. And if theres zero reciprocation or any kind of backlash its an immediate retreat and never looking at them again. Then wonder why i dont want to be friends?Im not looking for more friends? Im looking for a partner? And if i cant find a partner it would be winderful to have a "casual" partner, whatever the fuck that means?The problem isnt mens efforts. The laegest problem is womens hypergamy, narcissism and shallowness.Im already fit. Already eating great. All that for years. Im working on my style.None of the advice works if women REFUSE to change! Thats the whole point! Women wont find love if they arent even letting men who could be perfect, try and learn to get better!At some point its not mens problem that women are still asking for men who will take them traveling so that he can have a transactional relationship. The problem is that women inherently believe theyre owed something while endlessly accusing men of feeling owed something with zero self awareness of the irony!They dont even acknowledge that in order for women to accept her risk, her insane body count, and her risk for STIs if we cant even normalize men as ugly, as poor, and as fat as the average man being able to date and have sexual partners. The math just doesnt math if one group of people, women, think that chasing the dragon of what other men have given her is her standards. We dont have money and we work for a living. We simply cant live up the insane plateaus that the average woman has experienced becase her expectations are insane during ww3 & recessio
>>34795508Yo lanklet how's the weather up there? What do your high elf eyes see?
>>34795509>None of the advice works if women REFUSE to change! Thats the whole point!Have you tried dumping/rejecting/avoiding the women you find to be shallow? That's how you avoid them. They can't be changed, same a how a retarded man cannot be changed. Just find women with better values. You cannot do that if you keep focusing on the low value ones
>>34795509*as the average woman*
>>34795511Hey Stace, you hear something squeaking? I swear to fuck if those rats are back
>>34795515Sorry bro that's coming from me. Every time your Stace rides me into battle I squeak. I keep getting shorter too cuz every time afterwards she keeps patting my head.
>>34795511>lankletthis is like saying hunglet or richlet. silly, utter nonsense
>>34795517Yeah you're right, probably nothing *Slaps her ass that you can't reach and walks away*
Women: let's say you and I know each other a little bit, but we're not really close enough to be called "friends". We chat for a little bit, then at the end, I say something like "Well it was nice to see you again. Would you maybe wanna grab a coffee or something sometime?"What would you say if you were into me, and what would you say if you weren't into me (or if you already have a partner)?
ladies, Does penis size really matter, also grith or lenghth?I am 5.5 x 3.5 inches erect, can a women ever get off my dick
We would have been king and queen
>>34795524i feel like asking this is far more of a turnoff than having a small dick desu
>>34795500She says crazy things bout crazy people makes you wonder if you're crazy too
What was the deal with princess Diana
>>34795524Girth is pretty important to me.
Whats a niche and relatively unknown issue you are interested in that you think should be more well known?State gender.MFeral hogs. These hogs are out of control. Seriously, look into the hogs. You will be surprised.
>Cute girl tries to hook me up with not as cute girlThis happens way too often. Women, explain. Probably means i am ugly but I dont feel ugly.
>>34795126That has to be the grossest thing I have ever writtenDeath to bis
She rewatched harry potter and star wars in her twenties? Pass.
>>34795545>Seriously, look into the hogsUh I'd rather not
>>34795550I only rewatched HP. Is that fine?
Women, would you date a guy whose family doesn't do Halloween?
>>34795552Are you going to watch the new series?
>>34795552Ok sure. But no movie nights where we watch lotr and that crap for hours.
>>34795546They're trying to help you out. Stop seething.
>>34795555i quite like halloween but it isn't so important to me that i'd care about that
>>34795550I wish i had a girlfriend who was into that. I could make fun of that garbage.
>>34795567That is like watching big brother and love island so you can make fun of it. You are still watching it and it makes you no better than people watching it unironically.
>>34795551it is vital that you be informed about these hogs anon
>>34795570I wouldn't watch it though. I would only make fun of her interests.
>>34795545MI don't know how unkown it is, but I think that the fact that bacteria are becoming resistant to antibiotics and that some insects are becoming resistant to insecticides is very worrisome.
>>34795557Fuck no. I'm going to live with my memories of the old stuff.>>34795562I would never survive watching those movies. Way too long.
>>34795475>>34795366>>34795436>>34795475Theres never any actual answers to these questions and issues. It really leads men like me to believe women are at their nature as selfish, hypergamous, narcisstic, and apathetic to mens experiences as successful men are. And if women and the men they choose are apathetic to us, can society really complain when men in general check out and refuse to give commitment to any women but the top 20% of women?And if men like me have to just deal with so much apathy and experience such extreme disparities, these problems arent just going to go away by ignoring it.As always, men and women, humanities problems are at its core because it validates apathy as a means to ignore the problems it creates. End game narcissism we're watching live.Ignoring real problems until the world ends will be humanities swan song.
>>34795545Go hunt them.
>>34795573Natural deterrent can kill off ward them off.
You're out of touch I'm out of time
She has dated 8 men and had 3.5 boyfriends in the meantime.
>>34795579Obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6K0VEI1Pas
>>34795545MSweetheart scams targeting the elderly. My great aunt got caught up in one two decades after her husband passed and it was a nightmare for her family to deal with and it made me so fucking angry because she was just so lonely and desperate for that kind of connection again that she couldn't be reasoned with.
Women, do you regret giving your pussy up to anyone?
>>34795545M, zoning, public transit, street safety, local politics in general
>>34795217>[citation needed]It's pretty well established in most fantasy, besides Warhammer and Tolkien himself. WoW, DnD, TES, and even certain depictions of Middle-Earth have good Orcs.>>34795228>isn't it logical since it gauges interest without creating vulnerability?Maybe so, but love is inherently vulnerable, and people don't tend to be logical when they're in their feelings.>>34795295>does anon's fishhead wife have cannons like those?Remember when that one faggot got pressed because I said the Indian was obviously full of shit? Good times.>>34795297>last time you gooned or had sexLast time I masturbated was this morning. Last time I had sex was Saturday.>>34795330>women take men's jobs>"why are moids like this?">>34795364>Women, thoughts on the male suicide rate?It's sad. I wouldn't wish poor mental health on anyone but my worst enemies.>>34795373>women,your thoughts on cuckolding/hotwifing?Hotwifing/swinging I can kind of get, but I genuinely can't understand cuckolding. In like a 2+2=5 kind of way. It just doesn't make sense to me.>>34795505>Short kings, height does not matter. We run this street.The only street you run is the yellow brick road, munchkin.
>>34795578Yes, there are alternatives. But we can still get fucked easily.
>>34795584Simpsons are cringe
>>34795587Bro I live in an authoritarian shithole tf am I gonna do
>>34795590You're a dumb dyke.
>>34795592Do zoomers really don't appreciate the impact and memes of the Simpsons?
>>34795595Memes ruined a generation and jokes.
>>34795586I regret not giving it to my bf sooner, if anything.
>>34795371M, yea more or less. 6', decent beard, overall pretty masculine appearance, decent size cock. I was having back problems for a minute but seems to have mostly resolved, just need to stay somewhat physically active to keep it that way
>>34795593kek I can't help you there bro, can you join the local party apparatus or some shit? Some authoritarian countries are peak at building public transit (China)
>>34795371MNo one with a 5 inch dick is happy about it
>>34795591Just have learn to adapt and evolve too.
>>34795594And?
>>34795610I like you.
>>34795576>Theres never any actual answers to these questions and issues.There are, I answered your posts.>>34795487>>34795512Here.You ask if it's in their nature if they are selfish, hypergamous (fancy word for covetous by the way), narcissistic, and apathetic. The answer is yes anon, that's in their nature. Became human nature has cracks in it, just as men have in their nature things like lust, glory-seeking, aggression, and the ability to murder if the man convinces himself the ends justify the means. That is in our nature as men, all men, just as selfishness, hypergamy, narcissism is in the nature of all women. However just because these things are in the nature of woman & man respectively does not mean the individual will succumb to them or practice them, people possess higher reasoning and conscience, those who are aware of these parts of their primal nature are those who make efforts to hold themselves to values, virtues, principles. So while it's true every woman has this in her it does not mean every woman will indulge in base level impulses.That's why if you want to find a good woman the two things you always need to check for are: Self awareness & Impulse control. If she lacks either one you're in for a shit time. If she lacks both you're in for a really, really shit time. The way forward is once you get good at identifying who is who you need to filter them out. Don't date them, don't fuck them, don't marry them and never procreate with them. That way you just let natural selection do the heavy lifting
I really want to be able to use emojis here.
>>34795611And I love you, random citizen!
>>34795614<3
Isn't it hot that women are also into women?
>>34795617No.
>>34795617Idc
>>34795598How long?
All of you will be mentioned in my autobiography and be immortalised.
>>34795595The best seasons of The Simpsons aired before any of them were born.
>>34795617NoAlso they're so annoying about it
>>34795622It was always a shitty cartoon
>>34795622I learned how to read by looking for The Simpsons on the tv guide
>>347956214chan has been put into enough manifesto's we dont need to be added to another
>>34795617Yeah, specially when they rub rin my face how they don't love me.
>>34795620Like a month.
>>34795626Seasons 2 through 9 contain some of the best cartoons to have ever been televised but uh okay.>>34795627Fun. We had a coffee table book that was a sort of encyclopedia about the first seven or eight seasons. One of the earliest books I remember reading.
>>347956294chan will be long gone by the time I finish the autobiography and I will say good things about you but will say that I do not regret taking it down and destroying internet anonymity.
>>34795614I hate korra the character, she sucks.
>>34795637Oh so you arent insane you are just a geriatric boomer politician. I understand, have a nice day.
>>34795612You havent told me anything new. At some point its not about advice or men changing. At some point women and humanity at large need to realize they need to change. At thats what im saying. How can all these be issues that women actively discourage talking about when not talking about it is part of the problem?It just indicates that patriarchical-capitalism, human narcisissm has been fully recursive to the point where even the planet is dying bc we ignore how we treat each other. And that that has consequences all the way down the line to the fact that like 80% of women are basically only fucking the top 20-30% of men. 50% of men are just completely missing out. The other 20% get a date maybe once a decade. Its all just completely unsustainable. And fixing many issues would come from women choosing to make the same changes a lot of men made when the feminist and leftist movements were at their most powerful and influential. We changed.If women refuse to change because they only want to have what they want and only have what they choose then they arent living up to the very feminist and socialist ideals they say they advocate for, without actually doing the work they didnt want to do, meanwhile, many men made huge changes and very much encouraged to other men to change.But as soon as men helped men change, women immediately abandoned us, jumped on dating apps and then rotated through the laps and got a bunch of STIs from just the top 20-30% of men.So why dont women change for us? And if women wont, isnt that a symptom of why men are historically so bad? They are as apathetic to men and their life experiences as the worst kind of men are?Theres never any answers from wome. Not even promises of tangible change. Just an eery silence and apathy and zero dates.Thats just insane hypergamy. Insane narcisissm. And at the end theres no tangible help to change my circumastances other than hustle more and be more generous in giving women money. Foul.
>>34795640Don't hurt the korrasami poster's feelings.
>>34795646NTA, she's annoying and I don't like her OR the characters she avatarfags as.
>>34795605i am
>>34795646Fuck herShe's rich and a cunt so she will get no sympathy from me
>>34795653based seething poorfag
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://youtu.be/GXGXfRlapd8I wish I could stop thinking about this shit already.
>How can all these be issues that women actively discourage talking about when not talking about it is part of the problem?They are, it's just that women have a really petty and catty and indirect way of talking about it. Backhand compliments, passive aggression, alliance shifting, closed door gossip, rumours, tone policing, concern trolling, all kinds of tools that are usually invisible to most men. Ultimately their own female-coded efforts to make the world perfect is futile, just as man's efforts via confrontation, fighting, warfare or political ideology is futile. For every time humans have established order and peace it always decays and entropy and disorder comes back, that's the unfortunate truth to reality.>80% of women are basically only fucking the top 20-30% of menThe top 20-30% of men are men who have successfully pair-bonded. Men who have a wife and kids and are established in their community. 80% of women aren't fucking them anon, those top 20% of men chose the top 20% of women. The women in the 80% pile are as stuck as the 80% of men, that's why only 3.8% of women in this generation managed to get married before 25.Nothing has changed about men and women. What changed was social media magnifying every heuristic between the sexes to the point it's mind numbing and demoralising and what we're seeing in modern times are the results of that.
>>34795657MRandom classic rock
>>34795657https://youtu.be/H_UJKFZIsLY
>>34795657M, the album Heavy Rocks (2002) by Boris
>>34795663Yeah. >:'(>>34795667Oh hell yeah. I love that one.
>>34795657Listening to the sound of my fallen enemies' screams.in video game.
Use cases for negative aura?
>>34795672Crystals?
>>34795668You the audiophile anon? Can't imagine there's that many Boris fans ITT other than us. Got any concerts coming up? Debating whether or not to buy a ticket to see Geordie Greep live again
>>34795657f, tonight I listened to James Blake, yello, nirvana, and some random other songs>>34795667good choice
That post reminds me that I wanted to say that Nirvana the band is awful and their songs are awful
>>34795675NTA i saw geordie greep and and he is really good live!
>>34795675Nah, there are apparently just three Boris fans here.
>>34795675thats me >>34795676
>>34795673What?
>>34795681Shit even better, you ever seen em live? >>34795679I saw him live couple years back, saw black midi live a few times too. I'm debating whether or not to go cuz I'd be solo and it's a weeknight but I haven't been to a concert in a min. How was the crowd last time you saw him? Felt stiff at my show although I think it's cuz of the venue, instead of one big pit it had the crowd split up into different sections even though it was GA. Would be down to mosh but idk if there's much of that happening with his new stuff although moshing at black midi shows was a lot of fun >>34795682Hello again anon, how's it going
>>34795678I’m kinda surprised at how famous they are, this isn’t a sound that normies nowadays would ever find palatable
>>34795689People used to enhance their aura with candles and crystals.
>>34795695Right place, right time. I'm not sure a band that sounds like No Doubt or Garbage could make it big today either.
>>34795690its going ok rn! i hope youre well
>>34795659I see your wisdom and youre right.I wasnt talking about married people. Im talking about dating patterns not people who left dating.Women in the 80% pile are NOT AT ALL stuck the way men are. Not at all. What those women im talking about ARE stuck on is that they think theyre entitled to quality and quantity for themselves but look at men as ugly, poor, and obese as she is with disgust that she, now that shes gotten way too much, now needs to give men the same oppurtunities that shes had.Theres no avoiding this problem, only ignoring it and giving apathy as a response and that human behavior is the reason why humanity as numerous issues.But by ignoring it and giving apathy to men, youre directly giving men permission to reciprocate that apathy back at the world.If a child rejected and pushed away from the fire grows up to burn the whole village down. Imagine what billions of ignored children can and will do.All these problems you listed are serious issues that women collectively need to resolve because theyre the major source of it. But we arent at all encouraging women to change the way we encouraged men to change with the feminist movement.Only apathy and silence. Only "not my problem, kill yourself incel faggot." Women arent at all stuck. They choose to dig in and tell men that theyre going to be selfish and narcisstic anyway.All this would vastly improve if women saw all men (talking good men, im not talking bad men, women can vote for bad men to get death penalty and they dont so its about as much my problem as it is that she wont choose a solution to men being scary) as no different and just as worthy as she is to rack up an insane count when he wants. Men get to play the game and be a bad faith player just like women can be. But she can also just choose men who are honest and who are willing to compromise. But they dont.Women are just going to ignore that men are just as deserving of experiences and quality and quantity?
עם ישראל חי
>>34795705And ching chong to you too.
State genderBeing selfish and self-centered isn't an inherently bad thing. Agree or disagree?
>>34795711Eating food isn't a bad thing either.
I ate twelve eggs today.
>>34795711F. Anything is bad if it's at the expense of others when it's possible to avoid that.
>>34795711MI don't think drinking water makes me selfish.
>>34795690when i saw him the crowd was mega stiff too xd - was still super fun though. i wasn't able to see black midi but i bet they were really good live
>>34795711MI don't believe nobody isn't selfish. But being self-centered is typically a bad thing.
>>34795718Nice did you get gassy or little bit of diarrhea? Or just regular poop
>>34795617>Isn't it hot that women are also into women?Not enough. I somehow seem to be almost exclusively attracted to straight women.>>34795640>I hate korra the character, she sucks.She's the best character in the series (though there is a case for Zuko), you just hate her because she's a woman. >>34795657>Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://youtu.be/xLtX0zc4GZo
>>34795695>this isn’t a sound that normies nowadays would ever find palatableLorna Shore are popular, ffs.
>>34795725Honky loves joker
>>34795725>She's the best character in the series (though there is a case for Zuko), you just hate her because she's a woman.I hate her because she's a self insert, Sue Sue character, she ruined the avatar legacy and overall and shitty character not because she's a woman. I like Zuko. Let's not talk it about anymore. It's off topic. You can make a thread on /co/ or /a/.
>>34795470Only gay men think other men's dicks are nice.
>>34795704>Women are just going to ignore that men are just as deserving of experiences and quality and quantity?Well truthfully, none of us deserve anything. It's simply about knowing what you want and then going and getting it or building to it. Those lonely children you refer to from that African proverb, their problem is they kept looking to the village to give them warmth. Neglecting the fact the reason why the village has warmth to begin with is because people created it, hence the village existing in the first place. The lonely kids are supposed to go and create their own village it's that simple. And they can do that, it's called starting their own life and sorting their own short comings and then finding someone doing the same and it just happens of itself. All you can really do is focus on your own capabilities and limitations and that's it. Let's say we agree that somehow women are mostly responsible for social media decadence, OK, you're not a woman you're a man. What do you do about it? Here's what you do: If you take a woman out on a date and she spends most of that date browsing on a phone, don't call her back. If she takes pictures of the food for the gram, don't call her back. Just start discriminating and strengthen your standards and you're fine. If the others go extinct that's not your problem, they chose that, they reap the consequences
>>34795732Never meet a woman so can't say.
>>34796031Her entire identity is "I'm gay and I like children's cartoons", she needs to talk about this. She needs it so bad that she has come back multiple times after saying she'd never come back to the thread and making a big deal about her leaving forever.
>>34795725Do you like her past being a brown lesbian?
I hate Kora for being a homo.
>>34795395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po0BbGMSX4g
>>34795659As a matter of fact, while women are right, there are valid reasons to be concerned about men.But women are pretending to drown when they can just stand up at any time and start dating men they look down on. But women wont do any of that because they wont even talk about how having high body counts and high risk of STIs means the only choices she gets are the ones who will choose her. But shes still walking around like men owe her being put on a pedestal and a lifestyle.Even the ones who are more sensible, this toxin, this poison still seeps into how they date. Even if theyre severely obese. Even if theyre severely ugly. Even if they have zero ass and zero tits. Even if they have zero career prospects.All because desperate men will pay because hes that desperate and pathetic.Worse, we have millions of women who now think that their expectations and pay for being a sex worker is just normal dating. Transactional dating is completely hypernormalized by women.Worse, women who are huge risk for STIs from being basically just a transactional sex worker puts her value at 0$. Basically, her only hope at actual love is for women to collectively accept they gotta give it all away for free and as easily as they gave it to the top 20%. But women fucking LOSE their fucking minds when you tell them they arent even worth fucking with a condom for free, let alone are worthy of a LTR. For a hoe and gold digger, even a former one, they would need to fire sale that shit bc men arent going to settle for any given whore if we dont get to be whores too. At the end of this conversation, the end game, either men and women are gonna keep being lonely, or women who are very low value are going to have to be more available so that women who are on the fence decide to get off and start putting in the same effort they expect of men. The only alternative is what we have now where no men and women are happy and women continue to ignore how their choices & actions...
>>34796045Men who use reddit spacing give me the ick
>>34796039>Do you like her past being a brown lesbian?Yes, I think she was better written than Aang and her hardships were more relatable, especially to teenage me. A lot of the issues in ATLA are handwaved away because of time constraints, but we actively get to see Korra grow over four seasons and four years. She has to deal with things like loss of identity, trauma, depression, self-destructive behavior, and suicidal ideation. You basically get to see her broken down over and over and using that as fuel to grow and change for the better.
Anxiety is so gay and retarded. Fake as well
>>34796050It is a homo disease.
Who you playing as ATOGA?
>>34796051I want the based wolf to kill the cringe wolf in my mind.
>>34796052FWhen I was a kid, Peach because she's a girl, but nowadays I'd play as Toad.
>>34796052MThis guy. I'll pick Luigi if somebody already picked him.
>>34796047Women who have STIs or who likely have STIs give me the ick.Girl failures give me the ick.Women who have sex for money give me the ick.Women who are ugly, fat, and poor give me the ick just as much as men who are similar give women the ick.Women not knowing anything about politics or why theres a wage gap give me the ick.Women whos body and arms are only exercised to hold her phone give me the ick.Women who are obsessed with celebrities and chasing men give me the ick.Women who like taylor swift and other consumerist trash women give me the ick just like male celebs who do the same thing.You know what doesnt give me the ick and never will? Women choosing to not date anyone and stick to themselves. I'll always empathize with that because I know how trash and pathetic humanity, men and women, and everyone in between, is in general.But i also choose to believe we can change and that we will want to change given the right circumstances.Hence why im asking women about holding themselves accountable. Particularly when it comes to dating bc that most effects me atm.
>>34796052Luigi.
>>34796057I'm glad you'll die alone. All men who use reddit spacing deserve to die alone.
>>34796052MI've never played those so idk
>>34796052That cool dino guy
>>34796064That's clearly a horse
>>34795711MYes, just like drinking water and eating food aren't bad things.You can still eat or drink yourself to death with them or become a fat, ugly nuisance if you give yourself over entirely to gluttony.
>>34796052>Who you playing as ATOGA?Bowser>>34796058Daisy and Luigi >>>>>>> Peach and Mario
>>34796065I said the cool looking one. So the one with spikes and it doesn't look like a horse to me.
>>34796069We get it, you like the losers more.
>>34796069>annoying internet-raised lesbian is a contrarianWhoa...
>>34796069>Daisy and Luigi >>>>>>> Peach and MarioYou get it. Peach doesn't even seem to like Mario half the time.
>>34796055Based
Pretty womanPosting in this threadPretty womanReplying to my post
>>34796071Oh, the ox. My mistake
>>34795711A high level selfish person will actually ask questions to the other person instead of talking about themselves. That's how you get the other person to like you.
>>34796076>>34796074Can you guys filter her instead of seething?
>>34796083Free yous
>>34796083She can shit up the thread spamming the same softcore cartoon porn avatars and bad opinions, I can call her a predictably annoying cunt. You can do the filtering.
>>34796083We are on 4chan the malding is apart of the charm
>>34796080Ox yeah. No need to apologise. We are cool.
I've started going to manosphere videos on youtube and reading the comments for motivation. It's working out great. What they say isn't even wrong but it's just a bunch of losers having their group therapy sessions using those excuses to never improve themselves. Seeing others not even try pushes me forward like nothing else. Winning is only worth it if I can win even harder.
>>34796097Dangerously based
>>34796074>losersHe has a mansion, a loyal gf, and he's supportive of his brother. He's the farthest thing from a loser.>>34796077>Peach doesn't even seem to like Mario half the time.Nintendo even said they're not a couple, just good friends. Maybe Bowser is just into Mario and knows the only way to get his attention is by kidnapping Peach.
Peach would probably marry a mushroom retainer if she ever married since she doesn't have a shared cultural foundation with Mario or Luigi.Mario would probably have a better chance with Daisy since Sarasaland is populated by humans and not funny little mushroom guys.Luigi didn't tag along with Mario to Sarasaland, so if he got with Daisy, it would have been because Mario set them up or because they hit it off at a party or sporting event their mutual friends were attending.
>>34795339>we need a warIt's so fucking funny that people will defend capitalism as the only sustainable economic system while also openly admitting that you have to feed it wars every now and then for it to work.
>>34796099>Maybe Bowser is just into Mario and knows the only way to get his attention is by kidnapping Peach.This is a new level of "putting gum in the hair of the girl you like."
>>34796091>shitting up the thread is okay when I do itWe can filter her, not you.
>>34796097I've been doing something similar lately.I'll type out my mopiest, most woe is me thoughts I can muster and then slap "reddit" at the end of them, punch the string into a search engine and then read a bunch of reminders on why I shouldn't wallow in self-pity.
>>34796099>Maybe Bowser is just into Mario and knows the only way to get his attention is by kidnapping Peach.Bowser is a lizardman sorcerer implicitly from hell who turns people into bricks. I don't think he's doing omegaverse stuff with an Italian-American man but I guess I could be wrong.
>>34796038>Her entire identity is "I'm gay and I like children's cartoons", she needs to talk about this. She needs it so bad that she has come back multiple times after saying she'd never come back to the thread and making a big deal about her leaving forever.Alot of people like children cartoons there's nothing wrong with that as long it's not overline fanatic, who cares if she's gay as long as she's not abusive, a pedophile. People always say they'll leave 4chan, yet they come back.
>>34796099>He has a mansion, a loyal gf, and he's supportive of his brother. He's the farthest thing from a loser.NTAHe's the typical shy coward that everybody loves and for whom everything goes well in the end. He's boring, and the people that relate to him or live their fantasy relationship with a tomboy gf through him are sad.
>>34796047What's the difference between reddit spacing and paragraphs?
>>34796115Real ball knowledge is knowing that Italians are worse than anything that could ever come out of hell. Hell lives in fear of New Jersey.
>>34796099Luigi not being Mario makes him a loser
I was at the register wearing earphones and thought the cashier asked me what my card was and I said “Visa” and showed her thr card and she laughed
>>34796052MToad, to signal that I understand my role as the court eunuch
>>34796117Personally, I like Luigi because he acted like a complete weirdo in Melee.There's a specific release of Super Mario World (the one that got included alongside All-Stars) where he's visibly in pain and coughing up fireballs instead of throwing them which is also great.I think you're right about some Luigi likers but also being a bit of a fag.
>>34796100> she doesn't have a shared cultural foundationSomeone's never seen a western white women date an "ethnic" man from the middle east
>>34796083I'm not one of the ones seething or responding to herBut I wish i could filter myself so she couldn't read my postsI don't want (you)s from her
>>34796116>as long it's not overline fanaticShe spends hours every day spamming pictures, often softcore pornography, of these characters on 4chan when it's completely unrelated to the thread. That's pretty obsessive.
>>34796120I think that's a Jersey problem, not a dago problem
>>34796131>But I wish i could filter myselfDo people really not have internal filters before they share their thoughts?Explains a lot if true
>>34796135NTA, but learn to read.
>>34796135Fuck you
>>34796140I can read asshole, you do recognize we all have the ability to filter ourselves? We shouldn't need a website to introduce a tool to do it for you. Be better
Zoomers on suicide watch.
i dont ever think about my exes, other than the sex with the first girl ive slept with>could make her cum with my fingers in under a minute>she would cum multiple times before me during PIV>every time i hit her cervix her whole body would twitch>she was basically a pillow princess but it was still the best sex ive ever hadi feel like no other girl ive fucked can compare. she basically jerked my ego off. how can i stop attaching my self worth to how fast/often i can make a girl orgasm, and to the reactions i can get out of her? i cant enjoy sex anymore, it feels more like work when it takes me 5 minutes of fingering to make a girl cum
>>34796148>PLEASE BUY TICKETS!!! FUCK WE'RE FUCKED
>>34796148Do you need the "tap the sign" meme explained to you or maybe you know about it?
>>34796148Watch out anon, the butthurt zoomers are gonna spam wojacks at you for making fun of them.
>>34796146We also all have the ability to kill ourselves, and I heavily encourage you to explore it
>>34796156I was on your side anon but you went too far. Check your self.
>>34796148Would you really call either of those mainstream films?
Male sexuality is fundamentally evil and disgusting, is about domination, this is why "petite" is one of if not the most popular genre of porn while "femdom" is a very niche thing
>>34796150uh didnt spiderman just set a box office record?
>>34796146That person was saying that they wished that it was possible to filter their posts from the view of her so that he wouldn't have to deal with specifically her responses. Learn to read.
>>34796133Never mind guess I was wrong, I apologize. Can't you just filter her? Get her banned? Report her for spamming etc?
>>34796148I like porn, I just don't see what the point of having fake sex in mainstream movies is.Blue is the warmest colour is the only exception, but it's basically porn.
I went to croatia atogaGoing to go for a swim
>>34796156Wow who knew bait was this fun to cast. Why did no one tell me before
>>34796160Cuckolding is the most common male fetish
>>34796168I thought it was tentacles
>>34796160M hereim a switch and as long as i can pleasure the girl im happy
>>34796158I was the person you responded to previously, and that person talking about suicide wasn't me. Learn to read (context clues).
>>34796148It's mostly a bunch of post wall actresses doing nude to prove to themselves they still got it.
>>34796160Female sexuality is about submission though
>>34796160>while "femdom" is a very niche thingFemdom is also about domination, lol. Men are either disgusting or pathetic, those are our options. You don't have to moralize your icks.
>>34796148Why are they pushing movies that involve nonmonogamy?
>>34796164The bans are always too short. It's nice when you can see the 24 hour vacations in real time though.
>>34796175Female sexuality is about securing chads genes and passing the child off as the offspring of a beta provider
>>34796179NTA>Man with cuckolding fetish projecting onto women
Femanons should join a WNBA team or a female only esports team. You can make bank for being shit at a game that nobody watches just because you have a vagina while male amateurs who are a thousand times better than you don't get anything. Equality is so cool.
>>34796186all they need to do is be a streamer for that
>>34796177Oh my starts you are so damn annoying.
>>34796160Hi! What is life like for rape victims?
>>34796168>Cuckolding is the most common male fetishNo it's not. It's feet, and then it's lingerie/hosiery/pantyhose worship, then voyeurism, those are the three most common.
Femanon should go play handball and see what a real sport is.
>>34796160Women look for the most dominant and powerful bf especially when they are ovluationing
>>34796183Yes, and white bois should be the providers
>>34796193I wonder why foot fetishes are so common. I don't get it, I just find it really funny
>>34796069>Daisy and Luigi >>>>>>> Peach and MarioThe implication of Nintendo lore is Luigi gets Peach in the end, not Mario. And Luigi & Peach have a daughter, Rosalina, but some weird space time shit happened where she is separated from them. This was evidenced by Rosalina's description of her mother (she describes peach) and her father's hobbies, star gazing (only Luigi owns a telescope between the brothers).
>>34796183Just look at the fucking state of society. That's obviously the case.
>>34796200>I wonder why foot fetishes are so common. I don't get it, I just find it really funnyYeah I don't get it either, I never developed a thing for women's feet. I am an extreme pervert for pantyhose though it's not even funny.
>>34796194Badminton sounds fun, I miss shooting hoops and playing tennis by myself. It's unsafe and I think they locked up the free basketball and tennis area where I live.
Speaking of cuckolding: aren't we all technically bulls in elf's marriage?
>>34796200>>34796205NTABut my understanding is that the part of the brain responsible for processing sensations from the feet is super close to the area for the genitals. And I guess that causes some cross wiring in some people.>>34796203Do you like racial cuckolding or no?
>>34796148I don't like looking at the sex lives of othersIt's gross
>>34796208>Do you like racial cuckolding or noOnly if the white guy is the bull
>>34796208>Do you like racial cuckolding or no?It has nothing to do with race. Women expect high salary men to take care of their bastard spawn regardless of its color.
>>34796208>And I guess that causes some cross wiring in some peopleMy personal theory is it's when men have introversion or social anxiety or can't look a woman in the eye so he just looks to the ground and his eyes fall on her feet and he does this so often when talking to women at some point he sexualizes her feet. But that's just my guesswork. I got no clue why other men like it so much it's about as mundane as a hand. The only non-genital body part that I personally think is reminiscent of the vagina would be the armpit. For obvious reasons, it's slick when sweaty, has a smell to it, and can even resemble a hairy intersection of soft skin much like a vagina so psychologically it brings it to mind more than a foot in my opinion
>>34796215Okay so you're not into racial cuckoldry, but are into findom.
State genderDo you electric/razor shave/wax/etc. your armpits?If yes, how often and how cleanly?
>>34796217All women are findoms
>>34796222Yes anon, you love to project your fetish onto others. We know.
>>34796222At leas one is a NEETdom.
Every female friend i make at work has one man going jealous. Is ti the same for you, femanons? Do other women often get jealous at you for nothing?
>>34796223And you love to play dumb
>>34796221A woman shaving her armpits should be an arrestable offense to be real with you. I absolutely loathe feminism, but if there's one thing they did right it was bringing that back.
>>34796226>Every female friend i make at work has one man going jealous.This has never happened to me.You must be working at some weird company.>>34796221MElectric shaving under the shower once every 1-2 weeks.
>>34796229Fuck you. I can accept the love for bush but hairy armpits on women is revolting.
>>34796221MI shave them with an electric razor every few months, could be 2 or could be 6, or when I know I'll be going to the beach or something. I shave them off completely.
>>34796229Nobody asked what you want others to do, worthless attention whore, choke and die on some feet.
>>34796232It's not revolting it's revolutionary
>>34796208>the part of the brain responsible for processing sensations from the feet is super close to the area for the genitals. And I guess that causes some cross wiring in some people.That makes no sense. That would mean you'd swxualize your own feet
>>34796221MNever shaved or trimmed below the neck
>>34796161News to me, admittedly. I tuned out of following superhero movie releases like ten years ago
Why are hispanics the best fuck?
>>34796035>If the others go extinct that's not your problem, they chose that, they reap the consequenceshe is the one more likely to go extinct.men actually love females, so they will put up with anything to be with themthe men who have self-respect n cut bitches off, they will just be virgins at 40 in 2027
>>34796232Some women pull it off desu.
>>34796231It has happened at different companies. I am guessing i might come off as flirty by nature or something, though to be fair its often weird guys that get obnoxiously upset about it, not always but I guess you are not entirely wrong.
>>34796240same but theyre blasting it everywhere
>>34796221>Do you electric/razor shave/wax/etc. your armpits?Yes. Armpit hair traps way too much stank.>how often and how cleanly?Maybe like once a month, and not a clean shave but down to stubble at least.
>>34796221FI shave (not electric) like every couple of weeks or something idk
>>34796221f, no because I have so little armpit hair that I just can't be bothered by it
>>34796241We are just the horniest
>>34796244>weird guys that get obnoxiously upset about itIt does sound like something the incel-type would be offended by.Thankfully I didn't have to work with that kind of trash so far.
>>34796252Anon, he is an incel himself.
>>34796249Asian?
>>34796245I genuinely live under a rock lol. I've worked and lived alone for several years in a small town, occasionally read the news and mostly just use the internet for youtube and 4chan at this point
>>34796241We're the slut race. We have the passives built in and all.
>>34796252>>34796254Point in case lmao
>>34796241>Why are hispanics the best fuck?Because it's like taco bell, cheap and easy
>>34796258>the passivesBig ass even whinny skinny?
This mf said whinny skinny
WHEN
>>34796259>posts a smug anime girl>"ughhh those frickin incels always hangry at me"You must be very popular at work, I'm sure lmao
>>34796263*horse noises*
>>34796256white!
>>34796265Just say you're speaking Spanish to me. hehe
Women, who is your favourite Uma Musume?
>>34796268I'm a white guy anon but whatever floats your boat man
>>34796267How did that happen?>>34796270You didn't get the joke.
>>34796271well my mum is white and my sperm donor is also white.
State Gender,You know your partner is going through a rough time with finances. They can either give a handwritten card with a small gift card or a handmade gift, such as a candle, or handmade clay vase.Which would you choose?
>>34796273>my sperm donorHuh...
>>34796271Amigo senorita. You are bueno.
>>34796275MaleHandmade gift
>>34796275MI would never, ever get a gift card for anybody. I think they can be sweet presents in some very narrow situations but even so I just don't like giving them.
>>34796277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr7oaSwoyrY
>>34796241Can't say I've had this experience, but I've only slept with a couple of hispanic women. In my experience there's no racial or even cultural component for a good fuck. You'd think there'd be a cultural component, but there isn't.
>>34796275MWhatever takes her less effort, I don't mind.
>>34796221>Do you electric/razor shave/wax/etc. your armpits?FI ponied up and got most of my body lasered, and I've only needed touchups on my forearms so far. >>34796241>Why are hispanics the best fuck?Passion is the lifeblood of Latin culture. Same reason cartels are so brutal. We do everything with gusto.>>34796258>We're the slut race.Fuck you, that's Europeans.>>34796275>Which would you choose?FThe handmade gift requires thought and effort, and those are far more important in a healthy relationship.
>>34796276i grew up with my mum and nobody else
>>34796287>You'd think there'd be a cultural component, but there isn't.Just pick a culture where the fathers give the least amount of shits about their daughters where it's culturally norm for women to be attention starved and voila you got a nymphomaniac culture
>>34796281I understand what you are saying. I wasn't thinking like a gc to AppleBee's. I was more in the realm of a gc to a spa.Just wanted to clarify if it makes it any better
Women, would you rather be alone in a room with a horse or a dog?
Women, how much higher is your bf's sex drive than your own?
Women, if your hypothetical husband started going bald at 50, would you care? Would it be a turn off?
>>34796298Do you want a real answer, or is this bait?>>34796300Well my BF tends to jerk off multiple times a day even when we have sex and I tend to only feel the need to masturbate once a week at most.
>>34796275MI don't need gifts.
>>34796292>Fuck you, that's Europeans.Cope about it, Inca. Yes Europe has the highest amount of pre-marital sex but it also has the strictest sense of privacy. Americans and Latin Americans always kiss and tell.
>>34796292I am like that woman in the middle by which I mean I keep my eyes open while kissing women.
>>34796301Tfw husbands are only a hypothetical to a femcel as GFs are only hypothetical to an incel
>>34796160This very much describes female sexuality.
https://youtu.be/mfavkCY52MI
>>34796148Aren't Zoomers the ones making these new movies?
>>34796310>When she only fucks you to test you then complains that you were seduced and says you are a pig for falling for her wiles
>>34796298>Women, would you rather be alone in a room with a horse or a dog?Dogs take up less space and are more cuddly. Horses also stink.>>34796304>Latin Americans always kiss and tell.I hate that this is true. I know way too much about the sex lives of my family.>>34796311It's a shame Liam died instead of Zayn. You know it's bad when being Muslim isn't the worst thing about you.
PoV: You finally get a Latina girlfriend https://youtu.be/feix9fZv-UA?is=27EsLOMWZ3R_D2sE
>>34796298An unknown horse in a confined space is at least as dangerous as an unknown dog in one. I trust horses more overall, but not in this specific context. Dog.
>>34796317This is one of my favorite memes.
Low brow humour.
>>34796317>Coño. Always makes me kek
>>34796317
I’m making good money. Above six figure. I come from a poor, large family. I’ve always subscribed to left leaning beliefs, and leftism is all about class consciousness.But god damn, helping poor people because you’re the one with money , even though I’m not rich, is draining. My brother owes me a couple thousand. I help send food stuff for other poorer family member every once in a while. Have helped one afford to fix their house, etc.But I’m at the point where I can’t live comfortably and be the breadwinner for an entire family of poor people.So, are there any left leaning , even socialist anons here. What advice would you give me? Should I ditch or taper off my poorer family members, even if by leftist theory, we have to help each other in this predatory capitalist system?
>going back to school (grad school but still) at 28>will wear braces because never had them when younger >never had a gfHow fucked is my social life?
State Gender,You are drafted tomorrow.However, you get the chance to pick your job.What do you pick and why?
>>34796331Some fucking POG shit idk. I'll ask my dad, he's in the military.
>>34796062Lulz
>>34796331FSecretary. Easy peasy.
>>34796314That's not at all what I said. Or meant.
>>34796337Are you ready to do whatever your superior asks and needs from you?He's going to have a tough time managing all these new soldiers he's got.Might need some stress relief
>>34796331MWon't matter because I'll Gomer Pyle myself before the end of training camp
>>34796334>POGSmart man>Ask my dadAsk him which jobs do the least amount of BSHint: Its none of them
>>34796331I decline and if they send anyone they can eat a shotgun blast to the face through my front door.
Femanons, what's going on Foid Internet lately?
>>34796331MSomething like radio support. If I have to fight, maybe a sniper or sharpshooter.
>>34796342That was my nickname in Basic training.Drill sergeants always use to tell my battlebuddies to make sure I didn't sneak a gun into the bathroom.I use to have his headshape when I had a bald head.Pretty funny looking back on it.
>>34796345Then they send in the drone swarm to net your ass. How many drones do you think you could take before they overwhelm you?
>>34796331Professional defender of my house.
>>34796350Well, did you shoot yourself?
>>34796331MWhichever place lets me kill the most enemies of my leader.
>>34796331MJust send me to the frontlines idc
>>34796353Yes I'm dead.4chan is my personal hell.I'm stuck here forever.
>>34796352Great, they've just moved your home with drones right up to the front line. Good luck holding back the Gothic hordes on the frontier.
>>34796351It doesn't matter, If it gets to the point where they are drafting people to go get depopulated in another jew war then it's already over, war was forced on me either way.
>>34796331MI would rather conscientiously object and serve time in prison than accept being drafted.
>>34796357They're welcome to try, but as the professional defender of my house I am certified to shoot said drones down.
I wish women were 50ft tall so I could get swallowed and digested by one.
>>34796331F. Entertainment or cooking. That's all I'd be helpful with.
>>34796359So what happens when they need the prisoners to push the frontline?You don't need a gun to run into the drone killing fields.
>>34796363>EntertainmentWhat are you singing to the troops femanon?
>>34796363>EntertainmentBeing the whore has always been the oldest profession
>>34796331MI did civil service, so I am actually not going to get drafted into the military.But I'd have to do civil service again, probably driving around things.
>>34796351>>34796357I would simply train a bunch of peregrine falcons to destroy them, they are faster then most military drones. My army of birds will beat your zogbot technology.
It's ok if this life is shit or I failed and didn't get what I want because it'll be ok in the next one
>>34796369Actually no, thats midwifery, most likely.
>>34796375Why would one need a midwife without the baby being made first?
>>34796369>>34796375Wasn't there some experiment where they gave chimps or monkeys money they could trade in for food and they instantly invented prostitution?
>>34796324COÑOEhehfhfjsnehrhrhr HUH? Puta coño jsjejfxishenzksjhdfbdjdjsI wish a local ATOGA spic would translate what the latina said over the phone
>>34796371>Anon still believes in the birdsGet a load of this guy!
>>34796368Not sure, I only really sing pop from college. I guess learning new songs would be part of the process of enlistment?>>34796369I mean, if I had to choose between fucking a guy who was probably going to go die the next day or go die myself, I'd pick the fucking.
>>34796327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIUBVPddJsk
>>34796385Do women really prefer to live indignantly than to die with honor?
>>34796317>LatinaI have upgraded to Portuguese women, they are cooler.
>>34796381She says something like "I'm going to throw all your fucking clothes away, I'm sick of you motherfucker. Coño you think it's nice, you've come out of your house (?) and I'm here calling you like crazy coño and you don't even pick the fucking phone. And look at the fucking time coño and you didn't respond, mamahuevaso."Might've lost some nuance since I'm not venezolan.
>>34796385> learning new songs would be part of the process of enlistmentSure but you get to pick. Also bonus, you have to learn to dance. What are you choosing for the troops?> choose between fucking a guy ... or go die myselfThis is exactly why most women in the military get pregnant right before deployment. Its a time honored tradition at this point in the Army.
>>34796390NTAAren't men constantly whining about not wanting to die due to being drafted for Jew wars?
>>34796385>I mean, if I had to choose between fucking a guy who was probably going to go die the next day or go die myself, I'd pick the fucking.So you'd knowingly send them to die. Do you think they'd die happy remembering you?
>>34796390I'm not dying until I have and raise a baby. I'll do what it takes to make sure that's the case.
>>34796390>die with honorno such thing
femanons, which games do girls play? I wonder if I should put a "games I play" in my dating profile at all.
>>34796399My Heart :(
>>34796397What if I treated you like a baby?
>>34796399I'm not an expert in this, but life sim games like The Sims and Animal Crossing are noticeably more popular with women than men. Hell, I remember getting picked on by my brother for playing Harvest Moon games as a kid.
>>34796397That's pretty honorable and I can't argue with that. I wish for your maternal success
>>34796399The shits and minecrap
>>34796394I've always wanted to learn really advanced choreography. I was the token minority in cheer back in highschool, so I have a little bit of experience with dynamic routines. Not sure what sort of showtunes have the best dances, but something old timey like that might be cute.>This is exactly why most women in the military get pregnant right before deploymentWhy join the military if you are going to weasel out of it anyways?>>34796396I'm not sending anybody, I'm just the entertainment. And I don't romanticize any aspect of the hypothetical, I know there's nothing I could do to give meaningful solace to a random person facing death. That's part of why I stopped working with cancer patients.
>>34796402I'd kill you.>>34796405Thanks. Actively working on it.
>>34796408>I'd kill you.Oh, it's you, nevermind then.
God help the kid who's cursed with JH as its mother
>>34796409What response were you hoping for with that, anyways?
>>34796407Oh. I know it's cliche, but even if you can't give someone solace in the face of death, I'm sure they were thankful for whatever you did for them.
We could make each other so happy
>>34796410Could be worse, could be elf.
>>34796414We're both anonymous strangers, Anonymous.
>>34796365I'd turn my gun on my own commanding officers if they physically forced me to participate.
>>34796413I hope so.
Next year I am going to learn to speak 2 languages read 60 books and learn 3 instruments
>>34796420And all that as a virgin?
>>34796420Good luck. I'd be happy to learn one language. English is hard enough as it is.
What are femanons doing to get a bf?
Could you be with someone who was intersex with mixed characteristics?
I bought a pack of cheap knockoff mini snickers and they're too fucking good.
>>34796426Depends heavily on the condition. I want children, so it would be an issue if they were infertile for instance.
>>34796425Farming loosh from simps online and using it as fuel to actually pursue men irl
>>34796395>Aren't men constantly whining about not wanting to die due to being drafted for Jew wars?Yes because there is no honor in those wars. It has to be an honorable war.
Everyone, what's your BMI?
>>34796426I don't mind if she'd have little to no boobs or a small ass, but dick is absolutely not in it.
>>34796433M, 25.4, 6', 187 lb
>>34796433M31 :x
>>3479643327
>>34796392Lmao thanks for the translation... Dios mio.... La Bpd-creatividad los abysmo puta tentadora....
Women, what does a penis feel like to you?
>>34796432Give me three examples of an honorable war then.>>3479643321.8 Not fat, but I should still lose some weight.
>>34796420I am going back to school and getting a real degree.
>>34796425Right now Im recovering from a breakup, but Ive been friendzoning a guy for a while who seems to be interested in me now that Im single. Hes cute and all, 6'5", broad, athletic, blonde, kind, funny and has a nice smile, but im not sure whether I want to give him a chance or not, I cant imagine being with someone else at the moment.
>>34796415>my mommy turbo cucked my daddy for years, even with strangers onlineBrutal.
>>34796438*Kicks your gut*
>>34796441If we're going by touch...just skin. I was honestly surprised at how "normal" penises feel when I first became sexually active. They also don't really have much of a taste either (but then again, I've heard some horror stories of women being forced to give blowjobs to disgusting smelly penises, so I probably lucked out there). When it's inside of me is a bit difficult. I guess it feels like a dildo or a vibrator, but I have no control over it obviously.
>>34796433M24.7I've always been in the border of overweight, but never crossed. I still should lose some weight.
>>34796444Nice. I went back last year and am still working on my bachelors.
>>34796410>>34796415>>34796447Who?
>>34796442>Give me three examples of an honorable war thenThe war against incels.The Apollo moon program.The Cambodian-Vietnamese War on the side of Vietnam.
War, what is it good for?
>>34796442NTAJust about every war fought defensively by invaders. Hell, you don't even need several time periods, just look at the wave of destruction that Genghis Khan let out and pick a handful of battles. Chances are the majority were entirely valid.
>>34796452A namefag who's posted nudes and claims to be married.>>34796453>The Apollo moon program.Okay you're really stretching the definition of "war" there. Yes I know the cold war, blah blah blah, but we were obviously referring to on the boots combat war.
>>34796448Look I'm working on it ok. It's down from 34 earlier this year. Going for 25
femanons, do you ops?
>>34796456To remind people not to start wars.
>>34795721First time I saw black midi was one of my favorite concert experiences, moshing at that show was a ton of fun. Got to see BCNR open for them another time and that was great too. Might just pull the trigger on seeing Geordie again, shits less than 50 bucks for a ticket, been listening to his album again today and I'm down for some groovy latin inspired shit in concert>>34795703Eh I'm surviving. You got me wishing I had a local friend into audiophile shit who could take me to a spot and show me what's up
>>34796458I... all three of those were joke answers... obviously...
>>34796442Okay what the fuck, I thought I was chubby with being at nearly 22 BMI but somehow I'm the skinniest person who answered this question.
I'm in my womanizer era
Women, if you could force a guy to ejaculate all his life force inside of you, succubus style, would you do it? Why or why not?
I'm in my mendicant hermit era
>>34796442>Give me three examples of an honorable war thenWars of Scottish IndependenceThe American Revolutionary WarThe Greco-Persian WarsThe Winter WarThe War of the Quadruple AllianceThe Third Sacred War
>>34796433M24
>>34796433F 21.8>>34796441Theyre really weird feeling. Kinda squishy, but kinda hard... Loose? Warm? Idk probably feels the same to everyone, no?>>34796471No. That would be murder. Though, I do feel like a succubus sometimes. Cum feels like a drug to me.
Goddammit I need to lose weight
>>34796457Exactly. War in the defense of homeland are justified wars by default and are honorable.
>>3479643322 but since i am tall i look very skinny22 for a short person would look more normal
>>3479646722 BMI aint chubby. I'm a bit over 25, I could lose maybe like 5-10 pounds but even as is I don't look chubby either
>>34796479Do it with the rest of us fgt. It's not that hard, just time consuming and boring
Women how does it feel for you to hug a man?
>>34796480I'm not going to say which wars i consider justified. Too politically incorrect.
>>34796456Uh, absolutely nothing.
>>34796467Youre tied now, but I feel the same way. I could stand to lose 5 or 10lbs at 21.8. I
>>34796433M21
>>34796478Do you have a cum dealer?
>>34796471>Women, if you could force a guy to ejaculate all his life force inside of you, succubus style, would you do it? Why or why not?I'm not a woman but I had this happen to me and I lived to tell the tale. It's what happens when you make a woman go into feral arousal state, those legs lock around you and you're pulled in she drains your soul in a hot flashing frenzy like a woman possessed bro
>>34796491My cum dealer dumped me.
>>34796490I am trying to gain weight from 68kg to around 75 where I used to be while in training
>>34796493What was his reasoning? How do you feel about it?
Imagine the manboobs in this thread...
>>34796493Are you looking for a new near-constant cum delivery unit?
women, should men shave out balls?
Anyone else think the Beatles fucking suck
>>34796502I don't like the aesthetic. I never went through their albums because of this. I assume they suck. You're probably right.
>>34796478>No. That would be murder. Though, I do feel like a succubus sometimes. Cum feels like a drug to me.Lol, what if the guy begged you to do it? >>34796492Lucky bastard.
>>34796502Yes. Most overrated band in history.
Finna bout to play Dragon Age Origins.
>>34796496Ive talked about it here too much and I dont want to beat a dead horse. He dumped me for being depressed.>>34796499No. Someone else's cum sounds nasty. Im too loyal. Maybe if and when I recover.>>34796501I prefer shaved balls and trimmed pubes, yes. Ultimately though, its not my body.>>34796506>what if the guy begged you to do it? No, but I did used to choke my ex while riding him. I need a big boy with the endurance to withstand a good beating. :9
When does getting fit start feeling good?
>>34796501Yes.>>34796502That's one of the most basic bitch "unpopular opinions" ever.
>>34796427>I bought a pack of cheap knockoff mini snickers and they're too fucking goodPut us on game>>34796433>Everyone, what's your BMI?21>>34796441>Women, what does a penis feel like to you?When soft, it's spongy and supply until you squeeze hard enough to feel what I assume is the urethra.When hard, it doesn't have much give and gets really warm to the touch, which I like.>>34796456>War, what is it good for?Increasing domestic manufacturing.>>34796471>if you could force a guy to ejaculate all his life force inside of you, succubus style, would you do it?Is it all or nothing, or can I just siphon small amounts? If so, I would do that. I give men sex and in doing so I become powerful and immortal.>>34796479>Goddammit I need to lose weightJust don't eat as much or replace the bad shit you're eating with good shit.>>34796502>Anyone else think the Beatles fucking suckYes, they were lightning in a bottle and would not have had any measurable amount of success in any other time period in history, other than when every single thing that went on TV was handpicked by a media companies. They and Elvis are nothing but industry plants that no one would have gave a shit about otherwise. >>34796508>Finna bout to play Dragon Age Origins.FUCK YEAH. TIME FOR ANOTHER PLAYTHROUGH.
>>34796478Is cum like catnip for you or something?
>>34796502No, absolutely not but I did grow up listening to it. What makes them suck?
>>34796512You start to sound like BV.Massive turn off.
>>34796480Just define "homeland" as "any land that is rightfully mine" i.e. any land that I want.
>>34796512>No, but I did used to choke my ex while riding him. I need a big boy with the endurance to withstand a good beating. :9Huh, I though choking was mostly a guys thing, why do you like it?
>>34796407>old timey like that might be cuteThat would be kinda cool. Maybe dress up in something like picrel>Why join the military if you are going to weasel out of it anyways?Benefits its always the benefits>Free College>Free Healthcare>Free Food>Free Shelter>nothing I could do to give meaningful solaceBeing a little warm candle in the sea of uncertainty is its own special kind of peace. Don't think too lowly of yourself femanon
>>34796317>a girl caring enough to call you is le badLatinx girls are amazing for their passion. At least you know they love you.
Do women really like male hands?
>>34796516>Is it all or nothing, or can I just siphon small amounts? If so, I would do that. I give men sex and in doing so I become powerful and immortal.Let's say maybe, but even if you don't drain them all the way you leave them with serious and irreversible secondary effects.
>>34796512Have you managed to become any less depressed since then?
>>34796525That's what they say, but when we post hands they never say anything.
>>34796498hot...
does the fat lover like fat manlets or tall fatties i wonder
>>34796529nta but I think they are too busy gooning to really reply
>>34796526>you leave them with serious and irreversible secondary effects.In that case I would disclose, since there will still be plenty of willing men.
Ain't neva stop smoking for no bitch
>>34796517Yes, i dont care if a man finishes too quickly because I have one goal in sex and thats too blow his mind andc o n s u m e>>34796522It was great, we both enjoyed ourselves thoroughly. It wasnt like i was suffocating him or anything, just placed a firm hand on his neck. I like most sex. Lovey dovey, rough, tantric, its all good.>>34796519I dont care? Its not for everyone. Mind your business.>>34796527Yeah Ive actually been doing very well lately. Slowly but surely recovering a sense of self-worth and independence.>>34796531Nta but fat and short is a bad combination. This is coming from someone who enjoys short guys and tall guys equally.
>>34796525I don't know. One girl I met IRL claimed so.
>>34796539Lied to you
>>34796529Do you think they even notice?
>>34796538>Yeah Ive actually been doing very well lately. Slowly but surely recovering a sense of self-worth and independence.Congrats anon.
>>34796525I've been complimented on my hands several times by women. Idk if it's just something that's more socially acceptable to comment on but it's probably the thing I've gotten the most compliments on
im about to drop about 140k on the van life. thoughts?
Am I a failed male if I can't grow a beard?
>>34796529They become too busy masturbating
>>34796531as long as he’s taller than me idc, altho i imagine over 6'2 would get old pretty quick
>>34796548Nah. Can you grow a mustache?
>>34796535Do you think accepting those willing men would be different than giving drugs to an adict? They may claim the know what they're doing, but they're self destructing.
>>34796548Nah just asian.
>>34796538>Yeah Ive actually been doing very well lately. Slowly but surely recovering a sense of self-worth and independence.Good shit anon, keep it up >>34796547Don't
>>34796547Wtf are you putting in there, a brick of cocaine?
>>34796552No
>>34796548No, lucky you. Staying clean shaven us much easier.
>>34796529I doubt they really care that much beyond ooh nice hand for two seconds.
>>34796548>>34796547Exact same energy.
>>34796541Possibly. But why would she? She had no reason to lie. I remember it surprised me because up until then I had never considered hands could be a part of attraction.
>>34796554I'm white
>>34796558Then you're probably just a guy who's either brown, yellow or red if I had to guess. Nothing to worry about
>>34796548beards are unhygienic and hides their face, men shouldnt have them to begin with, be grateful
I have a theory, that men a supposed to grow a beard to signal their ineligibility.
>>34796569That is a hypothesis.
Women what is your favourite block in Minecraft?
>>34796525>Do women really like male hands?No they absolutely hate male hands
>>34796559>>34796568But I want one. I'm the only one I know that can't grow one
>>34796569That's why I grew one. My ex liked me better when I had one on. Never understood why. Always thought it had something to do with baby face.
>>34796548Nobody can tell anyway if you shave whatever is growing>>34796569Many women like beards. For some reason.
>>34796574You need to be clean shaven like a civilised man.
looking at my flaccid penis and saying "you are good enough, you are strong, you are majestic" for its daily affirmations
How do you politely friendzone someone?
>>34796579if u were my bf i'd do that for u
>>34796580Do you actually want to be their friend, or are you just trying to soften the blow of a rejection?
>>34796582NTA but if you praised my 5 inch penis I wouldn't believe you
>>34796575>>34796576Women like them because they signal sexual maturity and healthy testosterone levels
>>34796582thank u but he needs to hear it from me. I have mocked and derided his status for too long, i need to make amends
do you think facebook will ever make a comeback in popularity?
>>34796580> Hey, you know how much I love you right?> Right> As a sibling> oh...Best way hands down.
>>34796556why not?>>34796557im getting a brand new airstream rv>>34796561im a failed male if i sell my house and cars and buy an rv to travel full time? huh
>>34796585No. Were already friends, but I can tell hes interested and I want to let him down gently.
>>34796586is 5 inches supposed to be bad?
>>34796582i personally would not want my gf saying that im "good enough"
>>34796553You could say the same for a lot of things, like cosmetic surgery and gambling, but you ultimately can't protect people from themselves. Would it be moral of me to deprive someone of their time and health to increase my own? Probably not, but at least they're still enjoying themselves in the moment. Compare that to modern slavery some people live in, breaking their bodies and handling hazardous materials daily for little to no compensation. So while it may be immoral, it's a far lesser evil than the robber barons that do it for the love of the game.>>34796580>>34796590This. Obsession would have been a five minute movie if she just told him she saw him as a little brother and was fucking his best friend.
>>34796596what do u want her to say then
>>34796587>healthy testosterone levelsThank God for Minoxidil otherwise I'd have been a patchy low test beta.
>>34796593Honestly, I think it's going to hurt no matter how you do it. I think you should just ask him if he likes you and tell him that even though he's a good friend, you don't see him like that.
>>34796593Well, I think you should accept that no matter how you go about this, he may not be able to be your friend afterwards.I think you should just be direct with him and tell him that you don't want anything other than a platonic friendship with him.
>>34796569>have a theory, that men a supposed to grow a beard to signal their ineligibility.Too bad I'm keeping my full rugged facial hair
>>34796598>was fucking his best friendThere was a thread in /adv/ earlier where someone basically said the same thing.Their crush started fucking his roommate while he was in the room.Immediately he understood
Saw a guy on the news who's wife died and this dude was crying like a bitch lmao like really nigga you're being watched by millions of people and you can't hold your shit together
No way anyone is taking that post seriously.
>>34796608Vile antisemite
>>34796591>im getting a brand new airstream rvI assume you mean a trailer, not an RV.That's not too bad. I thought you were buying a Sprinter van and paying some jerkoff company to renovate it. Trailers are better because they don't really break down like that. If a van breaks down, you're homeless while it's in the shop.
Blacks of /atoga/, did your parents hit you? Did you ever receive a whoopin?
>>34796612You talk in a flat tone. It's difficult to tell if you're joking.
>>34796612He looked like the fucking Brendan Fraser edit
>>34796606>Their crush started fucking his roommate while he was in the room.That's fucking brutal. I'd move out. Might even move towns after that one.
>>34796618his wife died
>>34796598>Korrasami would drain your life if you enjoyed it.Hot and based.
>>34796616Mixed Blatino, but yeah
Women, did you like the creature?
>>34796621Nta, but the whole story apparently was that his sociopath roommate started spreading rumours about him bragging how he fucked that girl after he accompanied her to her room one night.And the girl later admitted to having liked him all along.This was more like a deranged freak maniuplating the insecure people around him. He did that precisely because he knew the OP wouldn't stand up to him, and the girl most likely had her own problems.
>>34796594No need to pretend otherwise
>>34796630men are delusional
>>34796626>Mixed Blatino
>>34796630>muh five inches bloo bloo look at mei wonder if manlets get the same urge to violently assault average height males
I wish there werent as many foids at the beachFucking stay home whores
>>34796629Oh, okay. In that case I would just beat the fuck out of him.
I am happy with my 15cm.
>>34796639How are so many women at the beach okay with showing their buttholes in public
Is a rare genetic birth defect a good conversation starter?
>>34796599great or perfect would make me feel better than good enough. but id prefer the truth
>>34796572i dont really have one but i just thought about it and im gonna say hay bale because it is always nice in the very early game you find some hay bales at a village and then you have a bunch of bread. also its cool that it reduces fall damage + the campfire thing is nice
>>34796647Depends.
>>34796600>Minoxidiloral?
>>34796646Imagine your future wife showing her ass like that to everyone. And we’re supposed to marry them?
>>34796652>oral?If you're offering.
>>34796655Eh, the last time I was at the beach I was there with a woman wearing pants so I’m not really tripping
>>34796614yeah thats a big part of why im buying brand new and will probably sell it in 3 years. but regardless im not doing it because im broke, i can afford staying at a hotel/airbnb if needed
>>34796659Well over here they’re practically walking around naked
>>34796657this is why i hate faggots
State genderTips for the other gender so they can be sexy without being cringe.
Can any women tap into the female hivemind and ask it why that woman did me like that?
>>34796638I'm lying about it being 5 inches :(
>>34796638We would if we could reach them
>>34796670You're anonymous on 4chan, at least be honest. Jesus
>>34796668Don’t yap too much, let your body do the talking
>>34796668M, confidence is sexy, insecurity and overconfidence are not. Subtle flirtation is sexy, desperation and indifference are not. Don't shy away from eye contact or conversation
>>34796646>>34796639Lol, you fags
>>34796638Are we tall men the most persecuted people? :(
>>34796647Idk, autism usually ends them
>>34796679>you’re gay if you arent in a constant state of horny
>>34796677>State gender
Men, have you found that cryptid already?
>>34796680>tall men not even in the discussionno but you certainly are the most feminine and fragile
>>34796679I’m not exactly complaining dude but like how did we get here
>>34796524Would bleach
>>34796687Please be gentle, dear anon...
>>34796669>Can any women tap into the female hivemind and ask it why that woman did me like that?It has less to do with you and more to do with her own unresolved issues. She externalizes all of her issues to avoid addressing them. Because as long as the problem is what's outside of her control, she can run away from them and not take responsibility for her own mental health.
>>34796639Kek are they bikini clad baddies, soccer moms or gym rats?
>>34796686YeahIts called “woman” and its fucking scaryThey have this gaping opening that spits out blood and fleshy bits each monthExperts are not sure why. Maybe as a self defense mechanism but that doesnt make sense as they’re a predator not prey
>>34796693That seems to be exactly what happened.She complained about men acting interested in her and then withdrawing and did the exact same thing to me.
>>34796694Everything
>>34796694Die.
>>34796686Found mothman the other day, he was weird.
Dis me erryday
>>34796675I've never measured but I know I'm not big
>>34796686>Average roommate in your 20s.
>>34796652Liquid along with a roller.It gets it deeper into the skin.I had to take it consistently for a few weeks to see results.
>>34796668>Tips for the other gender so they can be sexy without being cringeMaleTalk about your body in a sexually provocative way nonchalantly, and make sure to always "accidentally" be descriptive about it. Example:"God, this bra is absolutely suffocating""These stupid jeans are so stuffy, they're biting to me. I need to get home and take them off."This usually knocks men into fantasy third eye land where his imagination will compulsively imagine you in sexualized scenarios
>>34796697She likely had a fair weather father and no positive male figures in her life. Now she self-sabotages her relationships with men because it's so deeply ingrained in her that men will be here today and gone tomorrow. She thinks she's beating them to the punch by leaving first, when she's doing nothing but hurting herself and living in denial of the fact that she can't trust.
>>34796702LARP.Every trve dicklet knows the exact measurements.
>>34796686I don't talk with her anymore.
THEYRE JUST OUR BEST FAIRWEATHER FRIENDS
I'm bored, can we talk about sex again?
How is this bitch so bad at cooking. How do you fuck up eggs this bad.
>>34796646I was at the beach today to see this specifically. Didn't see it. Only some sideboob. It was overweight hag sodeboob, but still nice to look at.
Whats with this meme of bi men being "desirable" to women online? Women are diagusted by queers that swing both ways. No woman is okay with their man liking cocks.
>>34796715>How do you fuck up eggs this bad.Lemme show you*punches his own balls*
>>34796715What she do
>>34796716>still nice to look atNiggas will really take whatever comes their way, zero standards
>>34796668She should make it clear that she likes me and wants me, but also make it clear that it is only me.
>>34796708I wish she were less retarded about men. I hope for her sake that those things aren’t true but have to admit that I suspected as much.
>>34796714It's a tiresome activity>>34796720I am just a pervert. Almost anything is pleasant to look at. He who casts the wide net profits.
>>34796717>Whats with this meme of bi men being "desirable" to women online?Women are notorious people pleasers dude don't take it personally. You could be a prolific piss drinker who eats cakes of horse shit and if you were to publicly identify as that and act vulnerable about it women will find a way to sound polite about it. And when it comes to LGBT shit women always pretend to tolerate it publicly to look good. In private it's a whole different story though
why dont all femcels simply get a shy nerdy boyfriend
>>34796725Because we bore them
>>34796717I prefer them. Not gonna lie though I prefer when he has "exclusively a top" energy.
>>34796721Probably, but you're asking for a level of commitement that few people have these days.>>34796723It's the only worthwhile activity.
>>34796717The world was a much saner and kinder place when faggots were deeply afraid of ever being exposed/caught for their activities, let alone encouraged to openly admit them.
>>34796725I had one of those once and I kind of hated it.
>>34796725Where do I meet a shy nerdy bf though?
>>34796725Today "nerd" just means "loser", they aren't actually nerds
>>34796725same as anything else in lifedesire =/= realitythe reality of dating such men turns pussies into the sahara desert.
>>34796731Just call me.
>>34796717>Whats with this meme of bi men being "desirable" to women online?Some women are willing to look past it, but most women that LIKE bi men only do so because they fetishize them. They're practically fujos. But most women don't want to picture their man fucking a man, or even worse, getting fucked by a man. Not to mention how much more likely they are to open you up to diseases or the possibility they might leave you for a man. And if a man likes men and also likes you, you might assume he likes you for reasons you don't want to be liked.I personally don't have a problem with it if they're clean, but I'm not going to say it's a good thing that they like dick.
>>34796731I post on 4chan.org but I’m not taking gf applications at this time. Otherwise you could probably meet guys like me at art classes, comic shops, record stores or game stores
>>34796717Here's there facts:68% of women said in surveys they would not sleep with a man who had sex with another man.Other polls suggested that only 18% of women would be romantically interested in bisexual men. So even fewer women would want to have an emotional bond to one.If the women who would fuck/date a bisexual man, those women tend to be bisexual as well or some type of LGBT type.
Where do femanons go to try and find moids?
>>347967414chan girls probably just go on discord or VR chat let's be real lol
>>34796725Because those people rarely meet each other. Spaces for people to socialize barely exist.
>>34796741Women dont need to look for men
>>34796726I am not shy, but femcels are insecure or even avoidant and that's usually what kills it.
>>34796741on /soc/
Was watching this documentary a few nights ago that had some deadbeat type old guy who was in a band and worked at a liquor store giving out the free samples, turns out he'd been in a relationship with a distinguished female judge for over a decade. Don't be afraid to punch above your weight.
>>34796746If you're not an avoidant you can't call yourself a shy man. Only avoidants have the right to shyness.
>>34796741>try to find moids A serendipitious interaction is far more ideal.
>>34796741They meet them at work or through shared activities, or they get introduced to them by their friends.
>>34796741I don't
>>34796749Why are you telling me that when I just said I am not shy...?
They date their exes' female friends' bfs.
>>34796756Does it happen anyways
>>34796735Hii>>34796737Hmm I do go to those places (apart from comic shops) but I haven't had any luck so far. In my experience, record shops/fairs are a lot of gen X men and I feel kind of out of place because I am a zoomer lol. Oh well, I'm sure eventually I will meet someone
>>34796748I only want to do that. I want to marry up. I am male, want a middle class or higher girl. It will happen.
HA! I got some edtwt bitch account suspended for this
>>34796761Depending on your age, a condident older man might be exactly the right thing for you.
>>34796760Not really? It used to every once in a while when I was younger and went outside and socialized. But I also was more receptive back then and sometimes actively looking. The last guy I dated was a guy my MOM gave my number to.
Women, thoughts on his watch staying on during sex?
>>34796766Idgaf as long as he’s comfortable
>>34796738whitepill
>>34796763Wait, she she got suspended for getting DMs?
>>34796761>HiiToo clingy and intense, not a good start. What are you doing?
>>34796766Probably less disruptive to leave it on. No complaints unless it makes a bunch of noise or gets caught in my hair.
>>34796736>even bisexual namefag women on 4chan think "I'm not going to say it's a good thing that they like dick"Hahahahahaha faggotbros?? our response?
>>34796770She got suspended for being violent in her wording>get a gun and use itThe person said something about her being able to go lower in weight
>>34796763>edtwtWhat
>>34796761>Oh well, I'm sure eventually I will meet someoneThat's the best approach imo.I'm a millennial and got brutally owned by a zoomer woman so idk if I'm gonna give any of you a chance again lol
Why do bisexual women judge bisexual men?
>>34796780Because men liking dick and butt sex is instinctively repulsive and disgusting. There's just no avoiding that basic fact.
>>34796780Because they're women judging men, that's all.
>>34796778eating disorder twitter
>>34796780When nature makes a mistake, sometimes the mistake is small, sometimes big
>>34796780I think what it is is that I'm immediately grossed out at the thought of other men that I am not attracted to's buttholes. If I can manage not to think about the buttholes I'm good. Thinking about him sucking a dick is cool.
>>34796780>Why do bisexual women judge bisexual men?Because one of us is more likely to contract HIV from their same-sex attraction and it's not women.
>>34796788Yeah I've got a "big mistake" haha
>>34796787NTA. How is anyone here supposed to know that? Go back.
>>34796790There really is no reason to pretend it's for any logical reason we're discussing faggotry here
>>34796771Sorry wait let me try again:Hi.>>34796779I'm sorry it didn't work out with her. Good luck in your future dating endeavours!
>>34796792Nta I do, even as a man.It's where you used to be able to pick up young women doing the nastiest shit for you.
>>34796792'twt' obvious = twitterand what else would 'ed' mean?
>>34796794this lmaofags are gross and should be institutionalized again, this is like discussing the ethics of not wanting a violent person with psychotic breaks for a lover. Its obvious, just fucking think.
>>34796796>Hi.Too unemotional, aren't you glad to see me? So, what are you doing?
>>34796792Common fucking sense would tell your retarded ass to use google.
>>34796798I'd sooner think op had a stroke than assume that was meant to be anything meaningful.
Is there anything a late 30s woman can do to still safely have kids?
>>34796789That seems just as gross
>>34796804Just don’t.
>>34796804Why would you?
GenderIs 2.5 hours an appropriate length for a movie?
>>34796810Ask a normal question just fucking once in your life.
>>34796790>bullshit moralizing instead of just admitting you think it's ickylol
>>34796808>>34796809Im a dude asking
>>34796811Those have all been asked a million times already.
>>34796807>seems just as grossA penis seems just as gross as the shit hole to you? Can't relate.
>>34796804Most kids are born from women in their 30's, easy. it's mostly about the father's age because sperm quality radically decreases past 35 and even studies show how it has more of an effect on the baby.The only thing women should focus on is not have kids with men who are too old (unless you want autistic kids of course, then be my guest).
>>34796780I love bisexual men, but Im also a fujoshi so.
>>34796818>these are the only options I havegrim desu
>>34796804Odds are it would still be fine. The risk of certain genetic issues like down syndrome and the likelihood of twins go up but not astronomically so.
>>34796810Depends on the genre.
>>34796813It doesn’t matter. It’s not safe either way, hence why you shouldn’t impregnate her.
Experiencing a fraction of the average male experience does deep psychological damage to women.https://youtu.be/b0sYd0NFsKM
>>34796810FDepends on genre and if it's good or not.
>>34796824>>34796830>Depends on the genre.Elaborate.
men: how do you do it every day?
>>34796818I've always wanted a fujoshi gf to make male characters in a D&D campaign and be gay together with
Women, we are going to the surgeon and getting you a BBL. No, it will not be remotely classy or tasteful. I'm on a budget here.
>>34796831If it's capeshit, that's 3h too long.
>>34796832I don't
>>34796832By blaming women for everything
>>347968312.5h is too long for a comedy, or a horror unless it's really atmospheric.
>>34796820You arent good enough for me anyway, sorry.>>34796834Waow... I love bi men for this reason. Its so nice to be gay with someone as a straight couple.
There was a heatwave today and I took a cold shower to cool down and when I left the shower a courier knocked on the door and I shouted to him>please wait a while, I'm naked and then I put my clothes on and opened the door and took the package. Then I realized how provocative that seemed and I want to kill myself
>>34796832by jorking it
>>34796835You can’t take me to a gym and buy more protein for a year or two? It’s safer and it’s cheaper.
>>34796790>she doesn't want her neghole pozzed
Experiencing a fraction of the average female experience does deep psychological damage to men*And if you have friends, you are a normoid, like 99% posters here kek.
>>34796841That's so interesting
>>34796832With my hand or my flashlight.
>>34796831A fantasy or drama can be that long but that's way too long for a comedy, most horror movies, the superhero movies, anything for kids.
>>34796836Obviously if it's crap the length is irrelevant.>>34796839But it's fine for drama? Action? How come?
I've started to reflect on my awful time in school and I'm realizing I was too bad at social skills to understand my female teachers weren't being nice they were being "fake nice" and looking back a few of them were absolute cunts.
>>34796845What's your point, schizobro?
>>34796816Dicks are gross
>>34796845I don't.
How often do you frequently daydream about having Stockholm syndrome?>24w all the time, everyday, writing poems about it
>>34796835I'm not going to risk death or cement in my ass. If you can't pay for quality you get nothing.
>>34796850>But it's fine for drama? Action? How come?Depends, drama doesn't wear out its welcome as quickly as comedy and horror, action is marginal.
>>34796818Would you let your bf have a bf on the side?
Just took a laxative. Please [pray] for me. Will (you)?
>>34796855JH, kill this heretic!
>>34796832I pray a lot.
>>34796855Maybe to you.
>>34796864does it work? honest question.
>>34796860Hell the fuck no Im possessive. If he tries anything, Im going to peg him to death.
>>34796862Sure I'll pray.Hope God lets it loose in your golden throne.
>>34796832I don't even know. Hope and despair come and go.
The worst thing about being a woman has to be that they're attracted to men. It's hard for me to think of a more gross or annoying animal than male humans
And all my pals will tell me is that I'm crazy. You bet I'm loopy alright
I like tying my thighs before going to sleep
do bi women still date men just cuz we are easier?
>>34796873JUNKO FUVKING ENOSHIMA
>>34796874If you aren't going to describe in detail how you'd enslave us, kill us or castrate us, don't waste our time.
>>34796874my favorite and really only part i like about being female is my attraction to men, men are like irl fictional characters, they’re so effortlessly cool and ive always admired them,
>>34796874Wow rude!
>>34796878They're settling for you
In my fantasies all moids itt are well endowed
>>34796874strikes again
>>34796868Yes. My life would be unbearable without it.
>>34796832I take it day by day and try to keep shit in perspective. Plan for the future but know that everything could go up in flames at any point. Try to appreciate the simple shit in life
>>34796874I’m too scared to read the replies to this… lmao
>>34796885Dicklets on suicide watch after that
>>34796832Knowing I'll kill myself some day and it's only temporary
>>34796874I don't think they're all gross but the ones that are gross can be really really gross. Like why do fat men smell like that when they get sweaty and it's cold out what is that.
>>34796879Never played danganronpa. From what I've heard, I did good.
>>34796885thats my fantasy too yeah :(
I think having a small dick is rarer than we like to think. I know this is purely anecdotal but every boyfriend Ive had just happened to have a dick above 6" aside from the ftms I dated.
>>34796886It's not my fault moids are often boring
>>34796840Yeah, it seems like it'd be so much fun. I have a fujo friend who plays a really cool and hot catboy in FFXIV but she doesn't seem to think I'm interesting or cute.
>>34796885it isn't a fantasy in my case :3
>>34796859I see.
Women what would you do if you walked in on your bf watching this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoMaBgFylH0
>>34796885I'm moderately well endowed
>>34796902Be jealous and givevhim the silent treatment for a week or two.
>>34796820>grim desuJust stop being bisexual and you're all good. You don't have to suck cock or take it in the ass to enjoy male/male bonding, it's called "friendship" where you can just talk shit and hang out with the lads. You don't need to sexualize brotherhood in order to enjoy the social and platonic connections. That's something we have as an advantage over women too, male camaraderie and friendship is actually real and long lasting. Females only befriend each other for clout
Women are the boring ones. Have you ever met a cool woman? Women are just lame, they have lame interests, lame hobbies, and I've never met a woman with an original opinion, they're always so deferential.
>>34796898Are you ugly?
>>34796907Women are, on average, cooler than men and it isn't even close
>>34796885I mean... you know.
>>34796907I've met a woman who intentionally tried to be boring so I would fuck off :^)
>>34796907Guys on the internet think im cool >:o)
Women want bisexual bfs in name only because they really just want to date a woman in a man's body
>>34796829>tfw no black femcel gf.
>>34796916If they wanted that they should just date trannies
>>34796878It is easier. It's the assumed default mode. At this point I feel like I waited too long to try dating a woman and I'm just an imposter bi. I don't even know if I like women romantically I just know I like them sexually. Lesbians would hate me and real bi women would scorn me. I'm probably blowing it out of proportion but that's how it feels.
>>34796907If it wasn't for the fact that I'm attracted to them I would generally find women pretty boring. I've met maybe 2 or 3 women in my life that have actually been interesting for conversation. However if you offered me a conversation with a random woman or a random man I will always pick woman. I will always be more interested in asking questions of a woman over a man
>>34796907Some someone like hobbes like dance or learning. Visiting museums, hiking.. explorative.
>>34796914>Haha yeah you're so cool can you show me your tits :)
Makes really don’t know how big their cocks actually are. You guys always underestimate yourselves. Unless you’re fat.
>>34796907>Women are the boring ones. Have you ever met a cool woman?Yeah I have, and she had this ability to make me laugh, really hard laughter too almost harder than any other man could make me laugh it was insane because normally women aren't funny at all, psychologically men find it difficult to find women funny because social evolution bullshit science nerd shit that I'm too lazy to explain.Anyway this woman was extremely funny. It turned out she was a clinically diagnosed psychopath so go figure. Afterwards I felt glad that normal women aren't funny.
>>34796909How?>>34796914Because they want to fuck you. Women can get through life being boring because men want to fuck them regardless.
>>34796928>>34796925wooooosh
womenwould you be willing to date a guy with a scar on his lip and a bad eye?The lip scar is basically a white dot about a centimeter in diamater
>>34796917Why black?
I have a porn dick
>>34796926Probably true. I'd never actually measured it with a flexible tape measure until recently and was surprised
>>34796937lemmie see
>>34796890they always are lmao
>>34796908I meant my character, lol. I look okay IRL.>>34796907Women tend to have more creative hobbies, in my experience. Guys are the ones who tend to have nothing going on except consooming.
>>34796936He wants to unleash his colonialism
>>34796941I like you, friend.
>the hon/incel who tries arguing with all the femanons is back
>>34796916Nah if he's effeminate I'm not into it. I like when they pay attention to personal grooming and when they're not bothered to show interest in feminine things but that's why I said "exclusively a top" energy. There's plenty of bi guys who are still terrified of having their assholes touched.
>>34796918Aren't enough to go around
>>34796948*Slaps my dick against your face*
>>34796907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28gvMM8KXm4
I have a question for dicklets! Does it slip out? Do you use an extender?
>>34796951Then they can make babies with males then transition them for the next generation
Women what makes men unattractive to you?
>>34796950You like when he's feminine but he can't be feminine?
>>34796955I have a big dick but I've seen some porn of guys with little dicks and they have to do these really shallow quick thrusts so that it doesn't fall out.
>>34796955im a virgin
>>34796941Like how many women talk show hosts are there? And how many of them are just there reading a script written by a man because they're hot? Same with streamers? How many female streamers don't show off their tits to get views? How many women are website owners or game developers? What do women even do besides put on makeup? That's all I see them do online.
>>34796957Being a rightoidBeing unintelligentBeing fat
>>34796958Feminine interests I like, feminine actions and behavior not so much.
>>34796863She's right, though. Random dicks are gross. Only dicks attached to someone I find attractive and like are hot.
>>34796926I have a tape measure.
>>34796954In women's defense that was kind of a leading question. It felt like there was an implied sexual bent to the question. But at the same time there are a lot of women out there who are just holes.
>>34796965You like having cake and eating it too
I cum like a hentai character :3
>>34796957when he doesn't wash the dishes at precisely when I say sowhen I ask him to stop playing videogames and he says 'in a minute' and it's been 10 minutes instead of 1 minutewhen he can't read my mind and tell when I want him to initiate or can't tell when I don't want him to initiate when he opens a door for another woman or shows any politeness to any other girlbut if he were to show completely disdain or indifference to other women it's boring When he doesn't realize I shouldn't have to ask for nice things he should just know when he expects me to emotionally initiatewhen he then expects sex because he didn't emotionally initiate with me before hand When he complains that I neither emotionally or sexually initiate
If your dick looks tasty, I don’t mind it being unsolicited.
>>34796974cute faggot
>>34796969Gross foidslop
>>34796967Traitor
>>34796947I like you too anon, you seem cool.
>>34796978>hr_comic.jpg
>>34796832Barely
>>34796981It obviously doesn’t matter what I eat; you will say the same thing, dumb, miserable cunt.
>>34796978Sending women your dick is just low iq. Is she wants to know what it looks like, she better has sex with me.
>>34796978LITERALLY LOL
>>34796987Yeah more like HRT comicNever reply to 'female' hypersexual posts it's always a tranny behind the keyboard
>the gay fat chasers can't stop being a nuisance
>>34796990I would've said nothing if it looked fine
>>34796979ERM I'm not gay!
>>34796973I feel like I need to explain. Consider a traditionally feminine hobby like knitting. That would be cute that would be attractive. Or like if he has opinions about interior decorating. But if he talks like one of the girls and screams and flaps his hands when he sees a bug I'm not into it. I'll kill the bug for him but I'd prefer a masculine coded reaction.
Women are just very lunar I think. They shine with no light of their own, they just reflect, like the moon.
>>34796906theres no such thing as turning off attraction itself>just dont act on it lmaothen i would be conceiling it and lying to any woman i dated by omission
>>34796998fag
>>34796991You are replying to the attention whoring gay man.
>>34796997Yeah sure. There’s nothing wrong with my healthy meal.
>>34796978I'm not posting cock on 4chan.
>>34796998*Slaps your ass*
>>34796991If its ugly im leaving.
>>34796972Nah, just earlier in the stand-up, he was talking about how boring chicks are
>>34796969I wouldn't have an issue if you ate that in front of me, but that is genuinely unsettling.
>>34797007Didn’t ask you to.>>34797004You want to send me one. Don’t you.
>>34797006What's wrong with it is that it's a hodgepodge and a gross one
>>34797007coward
>>34796963Almost every millennial woman I know either draws or writes regularly. The guys all just play MtG or talk about their homelabs lol.
>>34797018So are you.
I don't have any moral objections to the idea of selfcest, but it repulses me. If I had an identical clone, I think I would rather fuck anyone in the world outside of my immediate family, than fuck my clone. Is this normal, anons? If not, what do you think is going on with me?
>>34796955i would need to let a woman see it to answer that question
>>34797002>then i would be conceiling it and lying to any woman i dated by omissionHaving privacy isn't lying. Boundaries and keeping information to yourself is not deceit. And also consider the radical idea that the idea of 'sexuality' is a modern psychological scam. Normal people don't identify themselves with what they put their cock into, most heteros don't even think twice about their own sexuality. They just know where the cock is supposed to go and that's it. Simple as. Bisexuality is just what happens when a straight man develops a fetish for the male body and that's it, infatuated with the concept of maleness but that's all. A lot of men report losing their same sex fetishism after cutting off the porn addiction
>>34797003>>34797008ugh not this shit again, I'm out of here
>>34797023Is the stuff they make good? I'm talking about stuff I see online, every time I see someone doing something cool it's a man.
>>34797023I'm a millennial guy and have more in common with the women you know, apparently.I'm about to move from the sticks to a big city so hopefully I can meet some like-minded men soon.
>>34797032I'm talking about the average person I actually talk to, not ecelebs.
Whats your favourite poverty food? About to hit unemployment gibs and man its gonna suck.
>>34797036Maybe in that case, but all the people who truly rise above are men.
>>34796928>How?Most girls i know have hobbies, friend groups, and go out and socialize a ton. Most boys I know are way way way less social and play autism video games or just chitchat about nothing over sports or other bullshit. And fwiw drinking yourself silly with the boys is often just pathetic
>>34797015That’s not what I asked you illiterate nigger. Kill yourself and be miserable somewhere else; I’m leaving.
>>34797038Eggs
>>34797038Sorry and good luck, anon.I like the classic beans 'n' tomatos combo for some strong flavor. Adding a dash of spice helps most things taste better and more filling. Likewise make sure you get your umami/glutamate to feel satisfied.
Just saw a white woman with a hijab and her Arabic husbandPoor girl didn't have to do that to herself
>>34794329Why did you start posting like a bot suddenly? You connected over music and then non sequitur'd... *checks notes* russian political jokes like some sort of expat?
>>34797027Its been around forever. Its not a fetish and its clear that people are born that way. We have ample evidence to suggest this.
>>34797041I don't have friends so I'm mainly talking about people I see online.
>>34797038Onions, tomatoes, and a bit of olive oil (Salt and Pepper to taste)Its a salad, helped me get through some rough times in my life.If you have a bit of extra at the end of the month get some mozzarella and put it in the oven. Shit is good. I might even go do that tonight.
Women, what is preferable about dating a man compared to dating a woman that doesn't involve penis?
>>34797056Women cheat more and the poly sickness has infected wlw.
Im about to be a 28 year old virgin. Women why do you hat me?
>>34797038Fried rice with frozen mixed veggies, eggs, diced hot dogs and red pepper flakes.
>>34797038Cheap angel hair spaghetti, premade sauce, and ground chicken or turkey.
>>34797038MGround beef, elbow/bowtie pasta , and condensed tomato soup. Brown the meat, boil the pasta, mix together (don't add water, just pour the fucking condensed soup blob in there) and season with garlic salt & pepper. Shit is fucking delicious and cheap as hell.
>>34796969Not my favorite meal but my standard work lunch is a tin of spiced nuri sardines with a bowl of rice and homemade kimchi or sauerkraut. Favorite meal might be a dish called khinkali, it's like a Caucasian dumpling. Also dolma which is middle eastern grape leaves stuffed with spiced meat and rice. I'm a 27 year old man and I am hungry now
I had Tuscan white bean soup for breakfast.
>>34797000I think I'm okay with this. I can hide in the shadows when I'm not being shined on.
>>34797056I haven't dated a woman I couldn't tell you
>>34797043Good, you are even more vile than the disgusting thing you ate.
>>34797073Lack of opportunity?
Green thai curry with coconut sauce and rice.
>>34796982Post a random dick and I'll say ew. Say it's Jason Voorhees' dick and that'll give me something to flick it to beyond just the dong.
>>34796967>She's rightI'm a guy
>>34797079omg i literally just ate that lol
>>34797077Some girls are just living their routine lives, others are probably blind to men attempting advances. Maybe they are scared to get their heart broken.
>>34797059I didn't put the fedora on you.What woman hating responses are in your sound board?
>>34797056The ballsack
>>34797070Those damn Italians and their delicious fagioli
>>34797038I learned to cook eggs a million different ways. Fried, soft scramble, soft boiled, over easy, poached, etc etc. lots of onions too, could eat em raw or cooked down into a jam, use em in soups or stews. Lots of potatoes as well, garbanzo beans. Stews are easy to make and go a long way
>>34797077Getting men is a passive activity almost, getting with a woman would be an active task. Plus women are scary and while I know I like them sexually I'm not sure I want to date a woman.
>>34797046>classic beans 'n' tomatos comboThe what now?You mean just raw every day or what?
>>34797097>Plus women are scary They think this about us too
https://voca.ro/1EZ6uOIk4d9D
>>34797027not gonna go into the whole "its just a fetish" thing cause it doesnt apply to me and i have no interest in debating the semantics of penis enjoyment. but on the matter of privacy, I consider it deeply immoral to knowingly conceal something like this, especially if I know most women are directly in opposition to it. That sort of behavior precludes intimacy and the ability to really say you even love the person. I cant go through life LARPing a character I made up in my head then telling myself my gf/wife loves me because of the lies I tell her. just pointless
>>34796957What do you mean other men are attractive?
>>34797038Onions, potatoes, beans, rice, pasta, soup, eggs and canned and frozen veggies are your friends as you can see from the replies
FoidsDoes cold approaching at a bar work? Even if I go to the bar alone?
>>34797102>male voice Immediately closed, fuck off.
>>34797080Jason's dick is probably half eaten by lake fish.
>>34797106If you're attractive and not socially awkward, it does.
>>34797106Not really no. The only time I've ever given a guy my number at a bar I sort of knew who he was already because he knew the people I went there with.
>>34797110>jh imagining being that fish because he got his balls burnt shut with the lightning strike and could never cum
>>34797108https://voca.ro/1QLZs8GMpg4P
I am reporting your spam without clicking it.
One of my coworkers puts her name tag directly on her boob and I want to say something about it but also that would be weird to bring upDo I just tank that mental damage?
>>34797127For the love of God do not bring it up
>>34797127Why are you incapble of not sexualizing a nametag, you porn-rotted degenerate?
>>34797127>directly on her boobAs opposed to where else?
I think it would be funny if a woman pinned it to her underboob.
>>34797127Where else is she supposed to put it
>>34797138Her forehead.Or his fivehead.
Femanons, I want to do [EL SEXO] with you. Do you accept? Y/N
>>34797110I'll eat the other half.
>>34797145>EL SEXO
>TFW women prefer a braindead, undead momma's boy serial killer than you.
>>34797131Women know what they're doing. You're either lying or autistic (you're both).
>>34797099Cooked. Pair it with some rice or a tortilla or add water and treat it as soup.
>>34796780I don't
>>34797157She's naked underneath her shirt, bra, panties, sweater, coat, trousers, socks, and shoes and that's all you think about? A nametag? Pathetic.
my man boobs won't go away, I'm starting to think its gyno...
If I could just go to sleep it'd be fine.
>>34797165Time for the surgery anon. No more breastfeeding tissue for you
>>34797164I can't go outside because of all the women naked under their clothes. They're so lewd.
>>34796874>The worst thing about being a woman has to be that they're attracted to men.The worst thing about being a woman is that men are so entitled that if they're attracted to you or believe you should treat them with undue deference that they might just rape and/or murder you for it.>>34796878>do bi women still date men just cuz we are easier?No, some do it because of heteronormativity, some because they prefer men or are equally attracted to men, and most of all, some do it because they're not actually bi. Do you know how few self-proclaimed "bi" women have never actually been with a woman in any capacity? That shit is stolen valor. It's also why a lot of lesbians refuse to date bi women. They're tourists that will cheat on you with a man.>>34796907>Women are just lame, they have lame interests, lame hobbies, and I've never met a woman with an original opinion, they're always so deferential.Have you never met a man? Most don't even have hobbies, much less lame ones.>>34796957>Women what makes men unattractive to you?Aside from the physical stuff, the same thing that makes women unattractive: entitlement. It's the root cause of most shitty behavior.>>34797038>Whats your favourite poverty food?Muh-fuggin' BEEEAAAANNNNSSI had pizza beans as a snack earlier. >>34797048>Just saw a white woman with a hijab and her Arabic husbandPlease, sir, could I have some less rights?
>>34797048B E R L I NERLIN
>>34797174>everyone wants to rape me>why is no one raping me?>p-p-please, someone rape meIt’s all so tiresome
>>34797174>Please, sir, could I have some less rights?Try bombing his country a bit more, that'll do it.
Why can't women just hate you, say what a disgusting piece of shit you are and destroy you completely? Why do they have to tiptoe around with ghosting and niceness?
>>34797169Looks like you're just the right customer for a chastity cage so you can rehabilitate yourself into a functioning member of society.
>>34797138Shoulder?Waist height?Collar?Literally anywhere other than directly on her nipple?
>>34797185i was kiddingdon't cage me
>making progress in my hobbies>things going well>bad things start happeningit's so fucking OVER
>>34797183It's funner to turn you into a joke rather than having to do anything physically to you.
A little gyno on a man is hot if it just looks like big pecs
>>34797186>shoulder>collarWill scratch her face when she moves her head a certain way >waist height What is wrong with you? Who does that?If I have to wear one it goes right above the nipple it's the only comfortable spot. Right on the nip is no good if you have to lean over anything your chest might press on.
>>34797193He's lobotomized himself with the internet. Please don't ask him if he is breathing.
Gimme that pucci
>>34797183They're afraid of you because modern western men are extremely mentally ill and unstable.
Do they make this style white woman anymore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX1Df_sjdzY
>>34797167I want to be breastfed :c
>>34797193I’m being gaslit, a solid 1/3rd of my coworkers have it on their hip at waist height.Shes the only one that has out her name tag directly on her tit
Female/male actor/musician/youtuber/etc. who you wouldn't normally admit you find attractive because you know people wouldn't believe you or they'd question your tasteGo.
>>34797205>On their hip at waist height I've literally never seen this
do you like big noses?
>>34797186What are you talking about? Name tag goes on the chest.
>>34797210I don't mind them. Keep whatever you have naturally. Don't get plastic surgery.
>>34797205Do ya'll have lanyards? And short people?
>>34797210No.
>>34797210Stop baiting
>>34797210Yes.
>>34797210Yeah.
>>34797210Madonna mia!
>>34797214Some have lanyard but the default is a little alligator clip>>34797208This might be due to the fact that we deal with a sizable chunk of wheelchair bound people
>>34797220rememeber when anons here said this chick is ugly
>>34797186I feel like the shoulder or any of those other ones would just bring attention to the fact that she has boobs and doesn't just put it on her chest. Like it'd draw even more attention on her possible performative insecurity than just putting it on the chest lol.
>>34795523Bump? Assume this is in a public place with other people around, eg., library, office, grocery store, etc.
>>34797211Yeah, chest. Not nipple.She’s got a decent bust, I’m thinking c cup, but there’s still plenty of real estate on her torso that doesn’t force me to gawk at her tits
>>34797222>sizeable chunk of wheelchair bound peopleThat'd do it.
>>34797228>force me to gawk at her titsYou're fucked up.
>>34797038If you know how to cook rice, then rice and beans.If you don't know how to cook rice, then pasta and beans.If you don't know how to cook pasta, then... beans and beans.
Femanons, would you lock up your bf in chastity to train him?
>>34797224I don’t need to remember. It’s a gerbil with makeup and a big nose.
>>34797227Are you trying to figure out if you got the brush off or not
>>34797225I swear to god you guys are gaslighting me. If you saw this set up you’d understand your line of sight is forced to zero in on her tits.
>>34797228You forget her name?
>>34797210I come from an ethnicity with big noses, my gf has a big nose, I think it's a neutral characteristic. I think nose jobs look like shit. Unless your nose is an extreme of extremes like top 1 percentile I don't think I'd notice it at all. Like that chick in the pic, her nose is the last thing I'd notice
>>34797232That would just inconvenience my access. I want other men to cage themselves to practice self control since they're unable to do it naturally.
Women, why are you so grabbable?
>>34797231>then rice and beansYou are the second person I noticed just saying "beans and X" and that is such a foreign concept to me as somebody who lives in western Europe.Yes, I do use beans every now and then, but it's not something I think about much, let alone see it as a standard cheap food.
>>34797228There's not a whole lot of real estate above the tits where it won't scratch her chin if she looks down and to the side. And below them is just weird. The last place that I worked that required name tags wouldn't have even allowed that. They're meant to be visible to customers it goes up near my face not on my bellybutton.
>>34797220moids pls rate this woman...
>>34797227probably instant yes if i was into you in a somewhat private place. if it's in a grocery store or in such a public place i'd just get embarrassed and mumble something and try not to get even more attention drawn to myself honestly .
>>34797239More like I’m afraid of getting it wrong.I definitely know her name but I have a latent anxiety debuff>>34797230It has forced me to learn how to maintain eye contact
>>347972466/10 (she's white)
>>34797245>There's not a whole lot of real estate above the titsThere’s at least 6 other women with more tit than her that are not running into that problem
>>34797238She has tits, the thing is worn on the chest, simple. Feels like an underage poster.
>>34797246Meh
If I'm wrong about women then prove it to me, show me an interesting woman with interesting ideas.
>>34794315>36>Mon wagie job I enjoy>$130k in stocks/etfs>$78k in one bank>$15k in another bank(Aud money though)Do I have eff you relaxing money yet? I work 3 or 4 days on average a week which covers my shit I guess. I love pretty simple though but still get the urge to consoom but I trying to be better at that
>>34797220This is a beauty only women and gay men can understand.>>34797232Yes.>>34797243Thanks.
>>34797238Are you in a wheelchair?
>>34797244Legume + Grain = Complete Protein.Beans become a complete protein when you combine them with rice or wheat or corn or any other grain, so when you're trying to save on money and/or time and/or effort then beans are a top priority.
>>34797249Then how am I supposed to ask out a girl who I only encounter in that type of setting?No, she's not an employee and I'm not a customer. We're both equal in this location. I just never see her anywhere else.
>>34797257Sounds like you're making a big fuss about a 2 inch difference in placement. You're a grown ass adult with a job, act like one. Not like a high schooler.
>>34797265>This is a beauty only women and gay men can understand.Aka, a face only a mother could love
>>34797267They make me fart a ton... especially stuff like lentils.
>>34797273No, shes gorgeous.
Foids, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?
>>34797274Your body will stop farting as you get used to having more fiber.Also, PROTIP: Soak the dried legumes in water overnight, then dump out the water you used for soaking, and then boil in fresh water. I eat beans every day and I hardly ever fart.
>>34797180>Try bombing his country a bit more, that'll do it.Not bombing his country enough is why he's in the West.>>34797220She could sniff the denomination of the bills in my wallet.>>34797262>Do I have eff you relaxing money yet?Not even close, unless you plan on dying in your mid 40's.>>34797276>Foids, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?Yeah, if we ever got into an argument, I would just put his wheelchair at the top of the stairs.
thinking of red bushes...
>>34797266How many years do you have left before wheelchair
>>34797270just build up romantic and sexual tension without making an obvious move, she'll think she found a romance book-tier bf. jk but i always think men underestimate the move of making her want you to approach more and more. i suppose you would have to have pretty good social skills for that though and be able to read people somewhat.
I mog but I also dont really care. Why is everyone so obsessed with beauty?
Questions for the size queens:What's the biggest you've taken, and what's the biggest you think you could take?Lastly, how real is big dick energy?
>>34797246Meh she's not bad not great
>>34797276I think I would put >him in a wheelchair.So maybe.>>34797280Wym? I walk fine.
I seem to give very gay vibes somehow...
>>34797289Same, it's an issue.
>>34797260>>34797287fuck
>>34797289Average tooga male
>>34797220big noses are my weakness
>>34797289Have you considered our lord and savior gayzeus the bussy destroyer?
>>34797285Im an accidental size queen and I think BDE might be real because of it.
>>34797291>>34797293well how do I give big dick vibes instead? that's like my only good quality.>>34797295I don't want my bussy destroyed (by a man)
>>3479728578real but also delusional because of the men ive been with very few were actually particularly big, they were just shaved and showers, so they look big to themselves when not erect, while converesly there was one guy wit hthe 7 inch who was a grower who completely lacked that energy because he spends most of the time with his dick soft and small even if directly told its big
>>34797289Don't listen to the schizoid who calls everyone gay and a troon. He has his own issues that make him like this.
7 is big enough for size queens? This is good news.
>>34797220question what if it's big but straight? Maybe 1% upturned at the end instead of downturned, but just imagine a 100% straight but big nose. i just always see people posting these kinds of roman noses specifically when they like bigger noses.
>>34797299I think you guys need to be penetrated by men to make sure you're not gay.
I miss my darling
I miss my cutie
>>34797311I miss my future gf. It's agitating that i don't have her yet
>>34797246I dunno its kind of hard to say because I don't think she's ugly, but she's also just absolutely not my type at all, on any level. Maybe a 4? Ie she's the kind of woman I would personally not even notice exists, neither because she's attractive or ugly, except maybe to note the nose in a "huh its big" way. I think most men would rate her significantly higher since she's got clear and glowing skin, hair colour and eyes which contrast nicely with it, is well groomed, using makeup and has nice lips
>>34797284I could mog and do, but i don't care either. I mog less than i could because my hair is always messy and i don't dress well.
>>34797304yeah I get that but uh it happens irl too... >>34797310but BV I like women!!!
>>34797289I think I may because there have been multiple times I've gone into a shop and the clearly gay shopkeeper has taken one look and been like>"Oh, hello">"OOOH"or similar on first impressionBefore they seem to realize I'm not gay
>>34797311my baby... my darling...my good time gal...Where is she?
>>34797284>t. Humble bragging hottieWhat's your best feature?
>>34797318Same hahahaYou sound nice :)
Women, why can't you break my heart without breaking my self esteem too?
>>34796969>>34797043Lol poor femanon getting bullied over her food
>>34797296What do you mean?
>>34797323I have very nice cheekbones.
>>34797316i see... i mus reevaluate my self rating
Helped some girls get an object from a high shelfWhy can't cute boys ask me to do these thingsIts always girls
>>34797277I eat dried fruits if I feel I need extra fiber.>I eat beans every day and I hardly ever fart.My buttcheeks would be swole...
>>34797284>i’m rich but i really don’t care. Why is everyone so obsessed with money?
i wonder if people would find it gross i really like to eat canned fish straight from the can. makes me feel like a scavenger zombie apocalypse survivor.
>>34797292Why, you look like her?
>>34797333Tall femanon?
>>34797246Dark hair, pale skin is perfection.I like her makeup and general style, the way she looks is very elegant.Yes, the nose is a bit big, but so is mine. We could just do nose-kisses with each other.She's probably too young for me though.Are you a big-nosed femanon?
Women, does gay sex turn you on? Why?
>>34797337nose
>>34797336Isn't that how you're supposed toI always do that, or do this + throw parts for random cats
>>34797335Fair enough. Is it really that bad being ugly? I feel like the only thing I get from being beautiful is a free drink or three. Idk. It just doesnt really matter after 22, I dont think. Nobody really cares outside of the manosphere.
>>34797340No. Idk why, born that way
why do women enjoy teasing you about liking boys? this is a serious question, I don't get it
>>34797324I try to be niceAre you nice
>>34797342i did that once when a family friend was visiting (i hadn't eaten anything all day and tried to stealthily eat in the kitchen quickly) and it was really gross, apparently..
>>34797276Sure, I’m a dancer so we would be an interesting couple.
>have to dress nice for work because VIPs are around all week>"dressing nice" as a guy fucking sucks and just feels like cosplaying as a boomer businessman>stop at a fast food place to get dinner on the way home>waitress recognizes me and says "ooo you're dressed up today"I want to die
>>34797336>>34797342I like canned salmon and tuna every now and then, but I put it on a dish since it's just way more comfortable to eat that way.If I got any around, I add a bit of lemon juice or chieves.Normally I eat them with bread.
>>34797341Like I said in another post, the nose is a neutral feature. She has no super negative features and no super positive features either. Maybe if she was smiling and took a photo from another angle I'd find her prettier. That pic feels like the emphasis is on her nose and I just don't give a shit about it one way or another and the way she's done her hair in that pic isn't great either
>>34797334What do you mean "extra" fiber?
>>34797356When my poop dries up.
>>34797353Wearing a cheap suit without a tie doesn't sound like anything too much
>>34797210>that abdomen - breast looki would let her cut and beat me with hammers
>>34797353Flirt with her motherfucker.
>>34797353I mean she probably wouldn't have said that if she didn't find you cute/attractive
>>34797285>tfw big dick but no big dick energyLame
>>34797349Mhm Im very kind.
>>34797284>Why is everyone so obsessed with beauty?Because for some people, it's the only thing they have to offer. Looksmaxxers are famously autistic as shit and don't have much of a personality
>>34797354>canned salmonMix it with cream cheese and a bunch of smoke flavoring, and you’ve got yourself a good spread.
>>34797370No thanks.
have you ever used an alternative to 4chan? another chan or a smaller forum?
>>34797319Put on the panties bro
>>34797340Yes, but also no. Porn does not. Long-term media of gay lovers with sex scenes do. I don't think guys are capable of "getting" this, but for me, its about self-insertion. I can self-insert as the guy I relate to most, mostly in wuxia or similar stories, then imagine going on adventures, sharinng struggles with an actual equal. Because we're both men. But I can ALSO still be feminine, because one of them is ALWAYS more feminine. I can still relate.You may think>Why not just read a male/female adventure novel with sexBecause those are more often written by men, for men, and do not appeal to me as a woman. While ON PAPER a man may write a story in a world where muscles do not matter, women and men are equally capable and the main party are partners are equal skill (or, often, the girls is more talented/born better than the male), in reality, the world building will quickly fail this; the armies will be made of entirely men outside named characters, if anyone is being molested or raped its women even if they're meant to be too strong, and this happens so the male MC can save them. Its not equal. The fantasy is not there. There are very few things that exist where I can imagine myself still feminine, still being fucked, but also as a respected actual equal, both in the eyes of my lover and the world, without having to self-insert as a man. On top of this, anal is hot and these worlds ignore how weak a mans ass is and any other complications. I don't like taking non-gay characters and shipping them either. China makes a LOT of novels like this, weirdly, for a country supposedly anti-gay
I landed ANOTHER 6'6" chad. God Im good.
>>34797368I'm actually not kind. I have 10x more fun when i bully someone.
>>34797284I'm above average looking and I'm thankful for it but I'm far more grateful for my charisma and intelligence. Physical appearance is pretty overrated
>>34797344It’s hard to recognize it unless you can experience the opposite to contrast. For example, people are just nicer or more pleasant to you in general.
>>34797330Post face
>>34797377Go into more detail if not larp
>>34797378>I'm actually not kind. I have 10x more fun when i bully someone.Fucking BASED.
>>34797374Looked at 8ch once. It was nonsense. You can make a board there. Like wtf?
>>34797386>nonsenseNoncesense
>>34797382Already have, everyone thought I was stacy. Not posting again. Cant be bothered.>>34797383Idk what to say. Hes a minor league baseball player and he wants to pay for a nice date. He seems a little boring though, but who knows!
>>34797376You have no idea what manhood is, sit down fujoshi
Women how do you feel when you're forced to interact with or stand near a really ugly gross guy
>>34797391Manhood isnt a thing. Its all learned performance.
>>34797389>Hes a minor league baseball player and he wants to pay for a nice date. He seems a little boring though, but who knowsSo you didn't land shit. And he's poor.
>>34797377>hook up w/6'5 guy from college>super insecure about his small dick>ruins the nightkms
>>34797376have u watched pic related i thought it was fine
>>34797284What's the point if no one can stand looking at you
>>34797389This is bait >Hey guys I'm a Stacy>I just landed a 6'6" baseball player>But I am bored!>(Baits insecure men who compare themselves to the man)Too obvious
>>34797386atoga: THE BOARD
>>34797344Getting any attention at all, nevermind free things, is not something most people experience beyond childhood or early 20's before they hit the wall. Everyone cares about appearence and its legitimately stupid to say otherwise. There are too many studies about it, industries that exist purely to make you pretty (fasion, makeup, apps, grooming, etc etc), celebs you can see right now who are literally only famous because they're hot, famed people in history whos hisotiral note boils down to "some guy thought they were hot and he was rich so they banged" carried through life by being hot, anicent myths, etc. There is very little more important than the impression you leave on other people and that impression is first made based on how you look and you will be forgiven of much if you are hot.An average man being pushy with a woman is a creep, an adonis is likely to get away with it.A fat woman falling over is sad, Stacy falling over is an excuse for men to fawn over her.
>>34797393>Manhood isnt a thing. Its all learned performance.The only people who think it's performance would be autists anon. I bet you look in the mirror and smile at yourself to emulate humans.
>>34797398No but I canI mostly read
Am I depressed or are all the new games I'm playing trash and I've played all the old ones too many times.
Women, would you pass your period cramps to a random guy if you could?
>>34797389Oh you're that androgynous one. You're pretty avg
>>34797392Indifferent
>>34797374MI go to /leftypol/ sometimes
>>34797410Are you in your 30s or late 20s? If yes, this just happens. It's normal.
>>34797410You probably just have shit taste. What are you playing?
So funny when a woman tries to tell you what manhood is
>>34797342You take canned tuna with you to share with street cats or you have cats at home?
>>34797416I'm 26, and yes to which one?
>>34797415Do they post the jaks? The sharties? The cobsons?
>>34797419No sardineTuna cost too much now, its insanely expensive
>>34797408Nta, it actually is funny to me that autists can’t seem to learn basic normal interactions when it;s something that can be easily analyzed and learned as a skill.
>>34797418>So funny when a woman tries to tell you what manhood isRight? And then if you speak on things like pregnancy or abortions it's "you're not a woman so you don't have an opinion!!!!"
>>34797423They're allergic to fun
>>34797421You're the same age as me. I don't enjoy video games much either anymore. I just play them to kill time.
>>34797409oh cool. i usually like wong kar wai's movies.
>>34797417Dragon Age Origins, I'm really not feeling it. I played Dragon's Dogma before that and it was just okay, I liked the combat though. And Dragon Age's combat is just some Ruenscape type dookie. I like real time action RPGs, like Dark Souls.
More importantly,Tuna with brineDrink the brine or no?I think its delicious
>>34797427Do they make 1000 word posts about socialismus?
>>34797421Nta, i knew i was in the “this just happens” time of life when lotr was no “cool”, especially the battle scenes.
>>34797425>Nta, it actually is funny to me that autists can’t seem to learn basic normal interactions when it;s something that can be easily analyzed and learned as a skillNah it's not even a skill its just humanity. Skill implies effort, for normies it's just effortless. Like a normal baby instantly knows to smile back at you when you smile at it for the first time, it's built in.Autist babies don't smile back. They just stare off into space.
>>34797428Earlier this year I was playing Elden Ring nonstop, like multiple runs in a row. Then I had some mental breakdown and I don't want to play it anymore.
>>34797431i'm a brineless eggless bfless hag *cries into my tuna to brine it*
>>34796706And you have to apply it every day and leave it in your hair for a few hours for it to work?
>>34797424You mean you give sardines to cats?I don't think I ever bought sardines, only had them twice in my entire life from what I can remember. Tried them on a pizza once, because somebody from 4chan told me to, and then as a tapa.
God I wish I could take you all to hell with me.
>>34797374god I wish that were me
>>34797412No?>>34797402Okay Its real but yeah Im also baiting incels. They deserve it.>>34797397Thats fucked up. Guys shouldnt be insecure about small dicks, we can make it work.
>>34797426“A real man X”. Oh yeah? Well a real woman doesn’t murder her children.
>>34797375never!
>>34797435I kind of still enjoy whatever i play as long as i also go outside and do something there too the same day.
>>34797432After the 2000 word meme about why you're le bad akshually
my dreamwife has this bodytype. I will never have a dreamwife :(
>>34797430I've heard nothing but bad things about dragon age
>>34797444>Okay Its real but yeah Im also baiting incels. They deserve it.You're baiting. No socially adjusted person would be spending time with someone who spends their spare time baiting autistic retards. You're trapped here forever
>>34797411Nah
>>34797434>Autist babies don't smile back. They just stare off into space.You’re talking about actual autism though, not the 99% of people who claim to be autistic.
>>34797444Yeah that was you. With the black hair and you looked like a heroin addict, 6'1 or whatever
>>34797431>Drink the brine or no?Ew no.If you think that's delicious, you probably need more electrolytes... or salt.You also drink pickle juice, don't you?>>34797436If you got salt and water, you can make some brine yourself.Or make pickles.
>>34797451I think that's the new one. People like Origins.
>>34797441I'm going to kms so maybe I'll see you there
>>34797397>oh no a man has a valid insecurity about the thing men constantly get made fun of for UGHshut the fuck up cunt
>>34797456It just tastes good broits not even salty
>>34797446>Well a real woman doesn’t murder her children.I wonder how many femanons ITT have killed a baby in the womb
>>34797461quit crying and ruining the mood, bitch boy
>>34797455A hot heroin addict! People love me idk what to tell you.
I'm horny, what should I jork it to?
>>34797463Wait until you find out the truth about sids.
>>34797465Are you even a real woman
>>34797464how about i break a coffee mug over your dumb bitch face will that fix the mood
>>34797469Yeah.
>>34797468>sidsDid you mean...
>>34797465>hot heroin addictAka 90s chic
>>34797472No
>>34797465Post your hands.
>>34797450I like them thick too, but it should be more firm and more fat in tits for my tastes. What you posted looks like it's falling apart.
>>34797468What's the truth about sids? Women killing their own babies and pretending it happened by itself and doctors and police believe her because she is the poor hysterical woman?
>>34797477This is true, I have a very 90s look.>>34797478I have a vagina, Im the other type of intersex. Seethe harder :)
>>34797482Yeah you're God fucking knows what, lead with that instead of larping as a woman
>>34797481Forcing women to give birth to babies they don't want leads to many cute things like increased crime and increased leftoidism.
>>34797483Aww ur having a tantrum out how cute <3How dare a woman be hot and confident
>>34797444>we can make it work.the inescapable feeling of needing someone to settle or "make it work" is brutal just let me wear a fake dick or something and be done with it
as a teenager I used to jerk off to my own thighs is that weird?
>>34797482>Im the other type of intersexWhat is that?
This shit is brutal. No so much the high standards, but the cheating stuff. Are all women just cheaters at their core?https://youtu.be/c_S3hg6QHRc
>>34797485"I was forced to have a baby!"They had three choices thoDon't have sex, wear a condom, morning after pill. Forced my ass. 'pro choice' they get three choices and fucked them all up and want a fourth? Nah
>>34797486Seethe tranny
>>34797488It is wierd, but i was jerking off to "no comment" things back when i was a teenager. Wierder than you. I am not going to say what.
>>34797481Baby stop crying in the middle of the night if you hug it a little tighter.
>>34797493Is your motivation for that position your christcelism? Do i need to walk you down the race talking points too? You want to practice dysgenics on a mass scale. You're proving nietzsche right.
>>34797491No. Cmon anon
>>34797431I prefer my tinned fish in olive oil
>>34797490Has a dick
>>34797498Nietszche was a mad man who died like a dog. You idolize a mentally ill retard
>>34797501A dick and vagina at the same time...?
>>34797500I used to get the rapeseed one, but I'm getting the brine one now and add some of my own olive oil.
>>34797504No just a vagina, ignore him hes seething really hard rn. Poor guy.
>>34797497I see so women covertly killing their babies and blaming it on "sids". Got any juicy exposé studies or investigations on this phenomena? I half believe it already since we just had a few cases of old women killing their elderly husbands and pretending they "fell" down the stairs and got away with it because police believe women instantly
>>34797503How much of the american population should be blacks in your view? Probably a lot higher than it's currently.
>>34797507Well my question still stands then.
>abortion talkRIP thread, no more tuna for any of you.
>>34797509Ok so you want to allow abortion because the overall benefit is blacks abort their babies and less blacks = win? Is that your position?
>>34797491It's very likely over. Nothing they can do will restore even a tiny bit of trust.
>>34797506That sounds pretty good too. I don't get much tuna though, more of a sardine guy and if I'm treating myself I'll get squid in some kinda sauce
>>34797515Yes. This is a very standard talking about.
>>34797518>squidNot this again...
>>34797487Ever think that maybe women really don't care about penises, and your attitude is the actual issue?
>>34797513Rip to them babies too
>>34797519And is it worth it if whites eliminate their own babies during the process?
dominant women exist but only with men they kinda hate or barely like. when she's extremely attracted to you, it flips totally on its head.
>>34795193i'm going in the other direction cuz i've completely given up at winning the lottery since there's no point and i'll never win i'll never be the chosen guy out of like a dozen different guys trying to get the same girl
>>34797520Motherfucker if I knew you in person I'd buy you a god damn tin of squid in ragout just to prove you wrong. I've been handing out tins of my fancy sardines at work just to shut em up and I've been getting glowing reviews back
>>34797525It depends on what gets them the most attention. If you tell them you are obsessed with dominant women and it's your #1 fantasy and you are looking for the super special woman who can do it and have yet to find her your average run of the mill woman will just mentally cosplay as that as long as they get the attention.
>>34797524That's more complicated. You may be decreasing the quantity of whites, but you're increasing the quality. It's a more difficult calculation.
>>34797441why are you assuming i'm not going there on my own merit
>>34797534How about sending them back to Africa? I think the overall long term efficient way to do this would be to deliberately develop Africa without colonizing it with whites, prepare entire cities for them for free, and give them free voyage there.Then just close the borders so when they ruin their gifted cities they can't come back. Wakanda forever
>>34797530I've had squid before and it's repulsive.
>>34797512It means he has a dick and maybe balls
I will now psionically absorb the period cramps of exactly one femanon
its crazy how just being a tall ugly white dude that will lick pussy gives you free liscense to do anything you want in life.
>>34797570If squid is not made well it sucks balls just like any ingredient. What was repulsive about it? How was it prepped?
>>34797319>But I like women!>posts least feminine formI seriously doubt that, my guy.
>>34797437I used it for my beard. Different procedures. I only left it in for an hour before washing it off my face. I was also only using half a dose
niggagamy
>>34797569How about we just invade Africa kill everyone there and take all their shit
>>34797580bit late to the party on that one
>>34797576It was chewy.The first time was some Italian style that I don't remember.The other time it was in several takoyaki in Japan.
>>34797340Only if they're both hot, which I realize they never are.
>>34797580Fuck you for making me laugh I almost spilled my drink I refreshed the page and your post just slaps my eyes
WomenHow much of an ick are extremely thin arms
>>34797582Takoyaki is octopus, not squid. Spanish or Portuguese style is the only way I've had squid or octopus that is actually tender, even in tins. I love Japanese food but the way they do squid and octopus sucks balls, my impression is that they actually enjoy the chewy crunch texture
>>34797392Cringe
>>34797588it's only ick if the rest of your body is fat.
>>34797588That isn't an ick for me at all
>>34797577yeah of course you wouldn't get it
Girls, have you ever seen another girl get fucked in person?
>>34797411Yes. That sounds amazing. How to I posess men into getting my cramps without tazing them?
>>34797589>Takoyaki is octopus, not squid.I have said this last time already, it's all the same to me.
>>34797431Could dirty martini it
>>34797575It doesn't, at all.
You know what I need? I just need a good old Dark Souls Zweihander run, that will get me out of this funk.
>>34797592>>34797593As in they look like yours or thinner
>>34797491Monogamy is over.
I will be having ice cream tonight.
having thin arms doesn't give women the ick IF you only interact with them platonically AND they know your "girlfriend"
>>34797595Yes. I did that.
>>34797603skinny fat is an ick for me personally.
>>34796331MI will be the comfort woman
>>34797598If I knew you in person I would teach you the difference. Half the fun in food is in sharing it with others. Do you fuck with other seafood, like crustaceans? Crab, lobster, prawns? What about mussels, clams, scallops?
Men, why must you be this way? It could all have been so simple...
>>34797613Most of us aren't gay, fuck off spammer.
>>34797610Just skinny
>>34796331FSetting up movie/game nights.
>>34796331M, engineer or mechanic or something along those lines. I don't know shit about it but I'd be happy to learn it and come out of it having gained a skill
>>34797595Mhm
>>34797613Women are all skinny fat after 26 if they aren't in an active serial dating phase.
>>34797618Lol
>>34796331M4chan janny, everyone loves them and I heard their salary has tripled in the last 2 years.
>>34797431Tuna with brine is foolishness. Olive oil is the correct path.>>34797530>>34797570I don't know the context here but if there's people hating on squid I'm 100% on board, FUCK squid, no taste, mid texture. At least it isn't cuttlefish or God forbid octopus (for when you want your tasteless rubber to come with extra cruelty to intelligent animals).
>>34796331I'll cook so good and persuade better investment in food from higher ups that everybody will want to ride my dick.
>>34797615Why do you always target my posts? Are you someone I talked to off board that I pissed off? I rarely post on here but you do this every time, can you at least be more subtle about it? Do you miss me and want to talk again?
>>34797618This sounds like one of those communist commune entries kek
>>34797625Slants will just eat anything 2bh
>>34797630>>34797622Icl, it's all I'm good for. I'm a useless person and I can admit it
>>34796331MBut only as a civilian.
Hello girlies!Does it also bother you that readers and literary critics are often more sympathetic to Milton's Satan than Homer's depiction of Achilles?
>>34797634Well if you're f there's one thing you can do
>>34797617that's fine! i like skinny skinny. my bestie also does too i don't think it's entirely uncommon
>>34797603Well I'm quite underweight and I don't work out or anything so I feel like men's arms are kinda always bigger than mine by default. I don't think I've ever seen that not be the case.But I'm totally fine with skinny guys and I've been attracted to thin and underweight guys/guys with thin arms.
>gf is bi>keeps implying she wants to try a threesome with another girl>i tell her im cool with it>says shes too jealous for ithow do i get her to make up her mind? im the only person she's been with(i took all her firsts) and i dont want her to wake up one day and decide she "committed too early" or "needs to explore herself" or some other bs. shes my future wife.
>>34797637>sexNah, not useful for that either if that's what you're implying. I have good taste in media though!
>>34797627You are spamming by pretending to be a woman, nobody likes people like you.
>>34797595>Girls, have you ever seen another girl get fucked in person?Yeah, I used to stand watch for my best friend back in high school. We would also go on road trips together and she would bring guys back to our hotel room.
>>34797635better tahn a steven seagal movie
>>34797643Nope. CLEAN THE FUCKING LATRINES!!!!!
>>34797636No.
>>34797644>spamming>pretending to be a womanThe last time I posted in atoga was probably over a week ago, and I only have 3 posts ITT, the first post of mine being the one you responded to calling me gay and a spammer. You've also done this maybe a month ago and my stats of posting in these threads were about the same. You are an angry mod that's stalking me.
>>34797600It does.
>>34797645>stand watchhuh?>she would bring guys back to our hotel room.how does this dynamic work? you just say hi to the guy and stay on your phone while he fucks her? sounds awkward as fuck
>>34797620What are you pondering about?
>>34797642>hi I'm monogamous and don't know how to hire a hooker for my gfMonogamy is really dead.
>>34797625Try this shit and then we'll see what you think about squid. Order it right now, it's on Amazon, Jose Gourmet Spiced Calamari in Ragout Sauce or try Squid in Ink Sauce by Ramón Peña >>34797632The shit I'm talking about is Spanish and Portuguese not Asian
>>34797647No that's too gross. If I don't have a shitton (no pun intended xd) PPE I won't do it.
>>34797650Great, you are schizoid on top of being annoying.
>>34797654dont ever reply to my posts again
I know there are women who are into mate poaching/chasing after taken guys. Would they still do it if he's a super short househusband?
>>34797638>>34797639Most girls I meet have arms and hands pretty similar to mine unless they're kinda fat. What's your wrist/upper arm circumference
>>34797642Oh, so you get to have your fun and experiences and shes doesnt?Im M for Clarifiction, but for this reason it is unfathomable to me to stay around my first. Fuck cunts who think they can have theor cake and eat it too.
>>34797657>annoying schizoidI'll take that over the false spam and tranny accusations
>>34797657thats schizo, not schizoid. theres a big difference.
>>34797655>Jose Gourmet Spiced Calamari in Ragout SauceTwenty fucking bucks for this shit kek
>>34797659Ngl this is kinda funny to imagine. Manlet in a maid outfit scurrying around and doing household chores.
>>34797659Probably not, sounds too easy/not an achievement for those kinds of male brained women who want to "steal" someone away lel
>>34797659How hot is your wife? The chicks who are into that want to dab on the woman, the man is almost irrelevant as long as hes vaguely fuckable.
>>34797664Hey man I didn't say it's cheap but it's fuckin good, it's a rare treat and it beats a lot of the shit you can find in restaurants
>>34797663Not real
>>34797658How dare you not order her some sloppy off of backpages?
>>34797661can you elaborate? im not quite picking up what youre putting down
>>34797656>No that's too grossYeah well that's too bad you're a fucking conscript. If you do a good job and I like you then maybe next time you'll get gloves.
>>34797652>huh?Yeah, she couldn't bring guys to her house, so she would do stuff with them at school. Sometimes in the bathroom, sometimes beneath the bleachers or a stairwell. I know one time she did it on the school bus. >you just say hi to the guy and stay on your phone while he fucks her? Pretty much. I'd usually just read or listen to music on my ipod. She just said she felt safer with guys she didn't really know if I was there.>sounds awkward as fuckIt definitely was, but probably more for the guy. Not sure you've ever been stared at by a chick with RBF while you're trying to have sex, but it's apparently unnerving.
>>34797673Oh ew I know who you are. It's been a year dude, leave me alone.
>>34797670very real, actually
>>34797655Unavailable where I live, sorry anon. I will say that I do like dried squid a lot, very tasty snack. I forgot about that.
>>34797642Just find a chill woman she can have the occasional sleepover with.
>>34797676Idk what you're talking about but if you don't start scrubbing you'll wish you were talking to him and not me
>>34797662>trannyI didn't say you are that.I said you are a man who addresses other men and you do it in such uwu quirky way that they believe you are a woman.
>>34797660also very underweight.
>>34797674why would you stare at them? and did the "situations" not make you feel anything at all? like if one of those guys made a move on you too, how would you have reacted?
>>34797676Somebody's about to have a meltdown over a fantasy question.
>>34797684im not getting cucked, either im in on it or its not happening
>>34797389Think you'll make it to 3rd base?
>>34797686I'm not a man and I rarely post here, and the fact this is the second time you've done this same exact thing where no one even replies to me except you saying I'm a spamming homosexual is way too obvious. If you're trying to deter me from posting here because of some grievance, it won't work.
>>34797694bro chill out and stop replying to him lmao
>>34797694I think he just does that to everyone and you just happened to land in his indiscriminant spray
>>34797694How many grippy socks have you collected by now?
>>34797696>>34797697Okay, this makes sense thanks anons I'll stop responding to it
>>34797692You're already open to inviting a third party into your bed. You're already a cuck.
I got some crazy long acrylics with a fun design and my bf said he honestly didn't like them. But I like them and told him as much. He said that I should keep them if I like them, he just wanted to be honest. If I keep them, is he most likely going to actually interpret that as me disrespecting him or something?
>>347976992 pairs
>>34797699Saar
>>34797688>why would you stare at them? Very situational. Sometimes they would try to talk to me, and even struck a rapport with a coupme of them, or I would talk to her during. Looking back on it, it was weird, but then we were weird in general.>and did the "situations" not make you feel anything at all? Not really. Back then, I thought I was asexual. >like if one of those guys made a move on you too, how would you have reacted?If they touched me, I would have stabbed them.
>>34797702>putting your dick in 2 pussies makes you a cuck!uhhh yeah i dont think thats quite how that works buddy
>>34797461MI'd put you in a chastity cage and a cute pair of panties. Femanon can wear the key around her neck, resting on her cleavage <3
>>34797708It is how that works, you just don't understand it yet. Good luck!
>>34797703He probably just thinks it's gross not disrespectful
>>34797681Damn, got any euro import shops around you? You in Asia?
>>34797482I thought you had a bf?
>>34797703if he does interpret it that way, he's a bitchboy. if he doesnt want you to wear them he should tell you straight up. if not, he doesnt get to be a cunt about itanyways post em
DID SOMEONE SAY SKINNY GIRLS?!?!
>>34797703Depends on your guy, if he's reasonable then no. I wouldn't interpret it as disrespect although I would always think they're gross. If you didn't like the way he did his hair and told him such but he said he liked it and kept doing it, would you take it as disrespect?
>>34797717shut up
>>34797714rn I'm in France
>>34797692It's not like she's gonna have a bigger dick than you
>>34797681You can buy it on Amazon dumbass
>>34797660You're in luck I happened to have a tape measure right next to me. Wrist: nearly 13cm, upper arm: like 20cm. As I said though I'm quite underweight and people do comment on my arms being small pretty often
>>34797703How long are we talking? He never had any issue before with your nails?
>>34797724Yeah it says it's unavailable where I live
>>34797710Not everyone else is a homosexual into weird cuckslop mate.
>>34797724You're the idiot.
>>34797725I don't believe that do you live in a concentration camp
>>34797723literally has nothing to do with it. i have a 20cm dick and i wouldn't let her sleep with an average dude because hes smaller than me lmao
>>34797722Oh shit, you live there or on a trip? I've been telling people that tinned fish is to Spain/portugal what cheese is to France. I fuck with cheese a lot too, wanna go try a bunch in France one of these days. There's bound to be somewhere to buy tinned fish over there, I know the french like to do their shit packed in butter instead of olive oil too
>>34797703You should ask if he needs you to finger his asshole? Because why else would he not like fun acrylics? It's not like he wants to hold your hand or need you to jerk himself off.What's his problem?
does this fat cunt EVER stop with those retarded takes?
>what do you think my boyfriend thinks of acrylics >FINGER HIS ASSHOLE JERK HIM OFFWhat is this illness called
>>34797717No. This thread is for fat bitches and ex fat bitches.
>>34797737They're just ugly dude, it's not that complicated. If your bf was using some accessory you found ugly or cringe would you not make a comment?
>>34797397As a manlet, I don't really get how these tall guys can have small dicks. I mean, how is the growth hormone just not working at that one specific place?
>>34797740>FINGER HIS ASSHOLEThat's dangerous with long and fake nails.You don't want to cuse any cuts in there.
fat women arent human in my eyes. thoughts?
>>34797721Heyyy are you 18-20 BMI
>>34797739>>34797740Just filter her and don't mention her at all, jesus christ.
>>34797747That's not very nice anon
>>34797729I'm straight
>giving skinny femanon some canned salmon
>>34797703No, I doubt he will. I think he just wanted to get that out there.
>>34797743>If your bf was using some accessory you found ugly or cringe would you not make a comment?Actually no. Because I'm an adult and it is an accessory.
>>34797735Are MFMs considered cucking?
>>34797736My family has a holiday home here so I come here a lot, currently hosting a mate I met travelling a couple of years ago. We go to the market every other day specifically to buy cheese. I'm trying all sorts 'cause we don't have this stuff in the UK (where I'm from). Beaufort has been a surprise hit and I really liked something called Saint Nectaire.I'll keep an eye out for tinned fish at the market when we go there tomorrow. It's not tinned, but they specialise in a kind of cod paste called "brandade" here and it's reallly not too bad.
>>34797753>fantasizes about putting fetish gear on other men and putting them in women's clothingYou're a fag, dude. That's gay.
What's the only valid canned fish and why is it pic related?
>>34797760>other menYou have a clitoris though?
>>34797757Yeah
>>34797710if women were actually into this i'd be down desu
The dollar can of sardines in hot sauce that I had with white rice for lunch today was heckin valid.
>>34797747I'm a fatty, and yeah, you and 99% of the planet.
>>34797757i dont think it's literally cuckolding, no. but it feels the same to me. huge turn off.
>>34797747Everybody here would vote to blind you.
>>34797765>dollar can of sardinesThe dollar tin of smoked oysters is the goat.
>>34797761I like this brand because it has the pregnancy association seal of approval
>>34797757and just to clarify, if my gf even brings up that she wants another guy to fuck her/me, im breaking up with her
>>34797774>our canned poison makes you slightly less retarded than the others
>>34797674You were a virgin the whole time she was getting plapped only a few feet away from you?
>cause of death: 0 bitches
>>34797665It's actually the hottest thing imaginable, for me.>>34797666I see. I thought that may be part of it.>>34797668Well it's me. I'm a cute mid, judging by my dating history and the attention I get. But does this mean the answer to reducing risk is finding the sweet spot between being hot for my guy, but not TOO hot? I'm working on improving my physique but I'll stick with my weird fashion style if so.
>>34797774>the pregnancy association seal of approvalIs it really possible to be such a onions bitch that you care what a group of bitches has to say about your food?
>>34797762Rather have a mediocre dick than be some sorta sexual deviant.
>>34797759Interesting, haven't tried those two but they remind me of one called secret de compostelle which I'd recommend, looks to be the same style. Another one I like is mothais sur feuille although it's a completely different style. I think there's some home grown brands of tinned fish in the UK that are well regarded too although I haven't tried em. Tinned fish market might be a good site for buying stuff over there, I occasionally use one called rainbow tomato gardens but idk if they do international
>>34797779Meh, I eat it less than once a week when I’m too lazy to cook my protein >>34797784If it’s safe for a baby then it’s good enough for me
>>34797734Why would I even lie about that lol
>>34797713>>34797719What makes the gross to you?>>34797716>>34797755It's just didn't seem like something to just say. I assumed he mentioned his opinion with a goal in mind, but maybe that's my bad.>>34797726They're XXLs. I've worn them in the past, but not since we've been dating.>>34797737He thinks they're ugly. I mean I get that outline designs pop weirdly if the nail isn't rounded off, but I think he's just not in love with the size and color.
>>34797767fix it before you end up like that jewish femanon with a shit ton of loose skin
>>34797785Too bad you don't have sph fetishismThat's the perfect coping mechanism
>>34797792As an aside, they do genuinely make it harder to type on a phone without typos, so I understand some of the hate.
>>34797748shut up
>>34797792>I assumed he mentioned his opinion with a goal in mind, but maybe that's my bad.My best guess is that it seemed less awkward to him than having to answer no to "do you like my nails?"
>>34797789I'm gonna go eat 4 cans with mayo just to spite you
drinking milk hopefully i'll get fatter>>34797761i like sprats
>>34797796It's only average. I'm pretty sure sph is for actual micropenis dudes that can't have sex at all.
>>34797789There are other canned fish than just tuna
>>34797708Then how is letting her fuck a girl being cucked? Would they not fuck each other in the threesome?
>>34797792>What makes the gross to you?I just don't like fake nails same way I don't like fake lashes. Not to be mean but it just looks trashy to me. I also don't fuck with colored contacts or hair extensions or plastic surgery
>>34797798How tall are you?
>>34797774I buy this in bulk at Costco>>34797779If you eat a lot of fish, you want to minimize your mercury intake as much as possible. That's that shit they almost got my girl, Korra, with.>>34797781>You were a virgin the whole time she was getting plapped only a few feet away from you?Yep, until I was 25. Meanwhile she has over a hundred bodies by the time we graduated high school. We couldn't have been more opposite in most regards.
>>34797801Sprats are based, I like the smoked riga sprats. On some toast with hot sauce and maybe some fresh herbs, fantastic
>>34797802Why would you have an autistic meltdown over being average?
>>34797807SHUt UP IM ONT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE ITS DONE THIS CNOVERSATIO IS OVER
>>34797805because im not part of it? letting your partner fuck someone else while youre not an active participant = getting cucked
>>34797808Why do you think she's so promiscuous?
>>34797812I'm tall and have a huge frame. It looks tiny when I'm naked and women comment on it rudely sometimes.
>>34797813But I'm a different anon interjecting in your conversation, so technically it's a new one. How tall are you?
>>34797810:)
>>34797814Didn't you say an mfm would feel like being cucked?
>>34797817THAT DOESNT COUNT EVERYONE IS VANNED FROM ASKING ME HOW TALL I AM OR SKINYN OR WHATEVER RELATED QUESTIOJ I BANISH YOU TO THE DEEPEST DARKEST PITS OF ADVICE
>>34797818How do you eat your sprats?
men wouldnt have to worry abt their penis size if they just waited until marriage
I have two really big insecurities in dating. 1. My car. Its kind of a beater and it creaks and moans and has dents and Im gonna ride it until it dies. Its a 2017. I keep the inside clean but it just feels so embarassing. 2. I am 30, but when I was younger I was kind of fucked up and slept with a lot of women. I wish so desperately that I could take it all back. So fucking bad man. But I can't. And I live with my choices. I grew up kinda poor and shitty and was homeless in my early 20s but now I have a house and a dog and I make really good money and I have good friends and family and not all is lost. I work out every day and I'm in great shape and I have hobbies, I have a couple clubs I participate in, etc. I feel like a woman with similar values (health, family, routines, stability) will not take me seriously because of my car. She could just have a guy with a nicer car who has all the same qualities that I do. She shouldn't have to worry about riding around in the creaky clunker. IDK I just hate it and I almost dont even want to try.
>>34797808Did she invite you at least?
>>34797822Hey how tall are you anon I just got here
>>34797822Ok I'm a different anon, how was your day
>>34797795I'm not that fat, if I lose weight I won't have much excess skin if any at all. I probably won't lose it though, I prefer being invisible and food tastes good
>>34797823just with toast or rice is ok too
>>34797822Fine, you win. How much do you weigh?
>>34797822Can I cook for you instead, femanon?
>>34797826Sell your beater and buy a slightly nicer beater. Seriously, I think that might not be a bad way to approach this.Think of it as if you were replacing a worn out pair of shoes.
>>34797826Dude a fancy new car is a colossal waste of money and your car isn't even 10 years old. Don't worry about it, if a woman is so fixated on the car you drive she's not worth your time. If anything not wasting money on a stupid car even when you can is a sign of restraint and discipline
>>34797296How can that be accidental?
>>34797819it feels the same as cucking to me, yes. not something im even remotely interested in entertaining.
>>34797830it was fine i guess... long day. get home and free time feels short. u?
>>34797834I enjoy eating tinned fish with rice too, mixing in something like kimchi goes really nicely with it. You said you're trying to gain weight? Are you working out?
>>34797824Then you get an annulment when your wife, rightfully I might add. Makes fun of you and walks out on you on your wedding night.
>>34797792Is he like not going to want to fuck you over some nails?
>>34797301>tfw 8 inch groweryeah i cant show off at all. it kinda sucks but whatever
>>34797842So basically something is only cucking if it's not hot and humiliating?
>>34797849if u were going to get married to someone who would make fun of your genitals and body shame you then you deserve better.
>>34797305Most dudes are shrimps bro. Your competition aint that steep
>>34797838Nahhhh fuck that man I want to save money. I don't want to spend a ton on a new car if I don't really need one yet. As much as I hate the one I have. But it gets me to where I want to go for now. >>34797839That is a good point. But don't women care about that shit? Like imagine being a pretty girl who has her shit together and takes care of herself and your boyfriend comes to pick you up in a creaking poopy looking car. I just feel so shitty about it. Granted I could very well just be pre rejecting myself and who knows what anyone else really thinks
>>34797855you're just ignoring what im saying at this point
>>34797851That'd be awful, but I doubt it.
>>34797862Nah, you're moving the goalposts
>>34797855There’s a difference between two guys banging a chick and YOUR chick fucking another guy.
I wish men weren't so evil so I could have sex with one. What's the alternative? Wait for sex bots that warm up?
>>34797824Then she'll resent me for it and feel like she is missing out and either cuck or leave me.
I like it when femanon is just the right amount of stupid in her replies.It makes her cute.
>>34797874resent you for what? you didnt do anything wrong,
>>34797824I am waiting for marriage
Plap
>>34797642bump
>>34797873Glory hole so you can fuck without him being able to bother you
>>34797884Risk of STDs, no thanks.
okay WHO DATE ME *waves arms wildly and hops around*
>>34797873Go to a gay club.
>>34797844kek fucking terrible but it's pretty fucking complicated. It's more of a heavy topic, I don't mind sharing but idk if it's too much for the thread. Long day at work? How do you like to spend what little free time you have?
>>34797888Not gay or a man and I don't want gay club STDs
>>34797808Is she the Slavic girl you hookup with? I'm kinda surprised you didn't develop a cuck tendencies.
>>34797873Why do you think I'm evil?
>>34797887i don't think anyone will date you without knowing a single thing about you
>>34797860I don't give a fuck about the car I drive and I never have. Even when I was taking the bus everywhere it didn't stop women from being attracted to me. If you are insecure about it, women will pick up on it and get put off. If you don't give a fuck and you project confidence, women will only become more interested. Keep your shit neat and tidy and that's more than most guys realistically
>>34797895I don't know you in particular. But see picrel, heroic stuff is BS but I am a moralfag and the average man is just not good
>>34797873I tend to not be evil.But when I want to emotionally hurt somebody, it's precise and on purpose. They also got warnings.
>tfw bad at art so I can't convince a future gf to pose nude for me
>>34797767Can you be my plap queen. I'll feed you anything you want
>>34797909Feeders scare me, so no. You'd have to like me for me and I know you wouldn't
>>34797902The fact that you’re not texting from a breeding cage is proof that the average man is not bad.
>>34797783Trust me nobody is eyeing that shit
>>34797876I wish you guys weren't such beta simps in spite of your loneliness. Many such cases, sad.
>>34797902What about the men you have lived under the same roof with so far?
>>34797902So if the average man is not your definition of "good," that makes him evil? What exactly do you consider "good"?
>>34797790It doesn't seem real. Unless you're a 12 year old girl
>>34797912Even women in Afghanistan aren't in breeding cages and their situation is dire. Don't have such a cartoonish depiction of what evil is anon
are vaginas really "self cleaning"?
>>34797902I don't know if the average man is good or bad, but I know you belong to bed.
>>34797865Then he's got opinions on fashion for you? Ask him if he likes your outfit and shoes? Ask him about your makeup? Ask him for advice on styling your hair?
>>34797792>What makes the gross to you?The fact that acrylics esp long ones are ugly and trashy. Makes me think of ratchet bitches
>>34797902>Men who think predation is a fact of lifeWhat the fuck? What does that have to do with anything? Acknowledging the existence of bad people in this world is somehow badish?
>>34797902Women will say shit lime this then advocate for prison abolition btw>Well putting my rapist in jail isn't going to do anything
>>34797931Meaning they are bystanders to predation if it happens in front of them
>>34797931If you’re not an ally then you’re an enemy or something
>>34797927Are balls self cleaning? Is your anus self cleaning?Are you sure you don't have rotten mold in your balls and poopchute?
>>34797933I think prison abolition is retarded, don't be daft.
>>34797798Can I pick you up and carry you around
>>34797935What tf are you actually talking about?
>>34797936I'm an Asus rog ally x beep boop
>>34797933No, I want more rapists in prison. I want entire prisons dedicated to rapists.
>>34797928Yes, I am in my bed right now actually.
>>34797937wtf
>>34797940I’m not sure that’s the best measurement for an anon
>>34797891ugh i'm sorry your day's been fucked. hopefully things turn around soon... i end up scrolling 4chan instead of reading the books i wnt to read or working on creative projects like this horror survival game i've been wanting to make. and then boom it's midnight and i didn't get much of anything done. need to set myself a schedule
>>34797944It's paat midnight for you, you should sleep.
>>34797826Nigga my car is from 2003
>>34797948I'm NEET I can stay up as late as I want to
>>34797951I know.
Women, is it beta if your man kisses your hand
>>34797945Are your nose, ears, eyeballs, and mouth self cleaning?
>>34797952You don't, cuz you don't know me
>>34797878Having a tiny dick and hiding it until you're locked in
>>34797954Bend the knee
>>34797954M, depends on the dynamic
>>34797902Certain women do deserve it doe. Some people deserve everything
>>34797947>hopefully things turn around soon... kek unfortunately I don't see that happening but I appreciate the sentiment anon. What books you wanna read? I've been splitting my time between posting ITT and reading moby dick today. Also cool that you wanna make your own horror game, do you have the gameplay and story in mind already?
>>34797815>Why do you think she's so promiscuous?CSA by multiple men. It really fucked her up, but she's in a much better place now. She's even married and he husband is a good guy who kind of reminds me of Nick Offerman.>>34797827>Did she invite you at least?No, she knew I wasn't interested.>>34797893>Is she the Slavic girl you hookup with?Bulgarian to be more precise. And yes, we've been best friends since middle school.
>>34797960a man's dick size doesn’t determine his worth :/
>>34797959Ok, sleep tight.
>>34797826>but when I was younger I was kind of fucked up and slept with a lot of women.Yeah that must have been horrible man, a downright nightmare. Surely nothing worse could happen to a man. Id probably rope hahat. 35 year old virgin
>>34797914Moid hands
>>34797911I'm not a feeder I'd just want to make sure you're fed and happy
>>34797968I am not going to bed
>>34797972Just don't reply to it.
Femanons, thoughts on my dinner?>bowl of Great Value(tm) frozen Italian Style Meatballs cooked in the microwave for 2.5 minutes>covered in Rao's(tm) Homestyle Italian Sausage & Mushroom
>>34797974Aw that's sweet of you anon, thank you :')
>>34797935What does predation even mean here and how does it happen in front of you in a way you can intervene
>>34797966>She's even married and he husband is a good guyhahahahahhahahahahahahhaaha
>>34797922I'm early 20s, I just have sensory issues with food and stuff so I'm not good at eating enough
>>34797967Nta but "waiting for marriage" when you have a microdick just smacks of entrapment. Even if it was genuine it will come across that way to the woman.
>>34797961Alright guess I'm not doing that
You know, I kinda support hightism. Like I feel like the majority of people below 5'8" are non whites and women just say 6' and up only is just a way of saying they only date white guys.
>>34797977Pretty roughI would not enjoy the acid reflux and weird bowel movement this meal would produce in me
>>34797984not to the right woman it wont, anyone else isnt worth marrying
>>34797977No noodle?
>>34797983How tall are you
>>34797902Is this meant to represent men globally, or specifically the west?
>>34797996The west, globally the textbook predator slice would be much bigger
>>34797992Yeah the wedding night seems like a perfect moment to find out whether shes the right one lolI really dont get people who parp as 16th century peasants, but whatever floats your boat I guess. What I do notice is that its almost exclusively a third world/brown people thing though.
>>347979955'5
>>34797990I support heightism because it's funny and tall women are hot
>>34797999nta but just because you're waiting until marriage doesn't mean she can't see your penis
>>34797984You could simply tell her
>>34797967Maybe maybe not but if someone rug pulls you at the last minute like that that's pretty fucked up
>>34797991>acid reflux and weird bowel movementHuh?>>34797993No
>>34798000Did you not eat a lot growing up or something. I'd expect your wrists to be bigger
>>34798006How, if you csn obly mert after betrothal and with Chaperones present?
>>34797964>moby dickeasily one of my favorites. the movie with gregory peck is also <3as for the books i want to read, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolf's_Hour this is on my list next. and then "speaks the nightbird" by the same guy. i read some of his other books in the past and they're easy to read but he usually has some very memorable moments that are fun to imagine.and yes for my game idea i have story and gameplay in mind. i've been messing with unity. maybe i'll do that tonight
>>34797966Damn, that usually seems to be the case.
>>34798006Wtf lol. Just undress and inspect each other, "yes this one will do, QC passed"
>>34798016?! What? You can be sexual without having sex anon>>34798011Anon has a stroke
>>34798016what if QC FAILED :(
>>34797860>But it gets me to where I want to go for now.except to the inside of a woman kek
>>34798007>tell a girl you have a microdick>next day>check text messages>you are now singleback to square one
My FYP keeps serving me up bangers.https://youtu.be/m-zhU5tq4dc
>>34798010I think I've always been underweight. I never ate much as a child/teenager and I once had teachers talk to me because they thought I was anorexic
>>34797982>hahahahahhahahahahahahhaahaWhat's funny?
>>34798020>Teehee I'm still a virgin I just blew 6 guys :)))>>34798021Scrapped for parts
>>34798009Needs fiber
Women. Thoughts on men who can eat anything without getting the shits or tummy aches or nausea.
>>34798009It's tomato sauce and a bunch of meat I'll have acid reflux and take a weird shit if I eat that as a meal.
>>34798039he shoudl go to the doctor
>>34798037Useless
>>34798032X_X
>>34798032Having oral sex is sex, so no, that person wouldn't be a virgin
>>34798042???
>>34798047he should* go to the doctor
This trip was a mistake
>>34798039Goat and Racoon type men.Can be good so long as they recognize other people don't work like that and they're mindful of not making others sick.
>>34798031Nta but hes one if those vivid imagination autists projecting.If he married a woman like this, he'd have intense visions of Tyrones with rippling abs and 9 inch dicks creampieing her every time she gets naked. Due to the number of men, the visuons never stop. He'd be reduced to a drooling wreck that can think of nothing but Chads throbbing cock. Thats what he imagines your friends husband to live like.
>>34798029Are you shorter than your parents, I think most girls are ~6in at the wrist especially if you're slightly above average height. Did you measure arm flexed or relaxed
>>34798051>when i start getting bullied for filling out the name section in my posts
>>34798013>easily one of my favorites. the movie with gregory peck is also <3Interesting, I'll check it out when I finish reading it. I still haven't met Ahab yet but reading about Ishmael fawning over Quequeeg has been amusing. Normally I'm not much of a reader, I'll pick something up every few months at most. Last stuff I read was blood meridian and the third dune book. Got some nonfiction stuff regarding the history of my city I wanna read too. What are some other of your favorite books? Also, what kinda vibe are you thinking of going for your game? Like lovecraftian or post apocalyptic or undead or somethin else?
>>34798051Lmao are you the bike across the country anon
>>34798051Me taking acid for the first time
>>34798058Nta but my wrists are also 5.5
>>34798050Yeah but why?
>>34798069why do u think
it hurts when i pee and i don’t have insuraaance what do i do
>>34798071I don't fucking know the premise of the question was that I don't have problems eating
>>34798061+2
>>34798058I'm a six foot man and my wrist is only 6.5 inches last I checked, I doubt most women are 6 inch at the wrist
>>34798072Wait. Then it'll either solve itself or be more expensive to treat if it gets worse.
>>34798072Are you a woman? Did you recently have sex for the first time in a while? Have you had UTIs before and have you ever taken antibiotics for it?
>>34798075i think im dyslexic, im sorry, pls ignore me, i read the opposite somehow.
>>34798084Ok then answer it right this time
>>34798078F with a wrist that is exactly 7 inches. I'm a big and tall woman, get mogged. Hand is probably the same size as yours too
>>34798084Cute little retard.
>>34798085i'd probably try to find really weird stuff to feed him to see if he could handle it, idk
>>34798086>Woman
>>34798076there are few things more satisfying than a +2
>>34798078is that ur hand?? :0
>>34798090Yes, I am a woman. Some of us are huge
>>34798058My parents are unusual heights. My mom is 5'10 and I'm unsure of my dad's exact height but I would guess around 5'7. And I measured with my arm relaxed
>>34798081yesyesno
People (especially women), let's hear your ideas: >>34797950
>>34798072Cranberry pills/juice.
>>34798086You're 6ft+?
>>34798086God damn lady how tall are you? This is how long my hand is, how long is yours?>>34798095Ye, what about it
>>34798098I think your growth might have been stunted have you considered that>And I measured with my arm relaxedSupposed to do it flexed
>>34798107Close, 5'11
>>34798104I think dabbling would be a disaster waiting to happen. But i’d say for it to work, the dynamic and roles within your own relationship would have to clear and set in stone for yourselves already.
How do you compemsate for only losing your virginity in your thirties and having missed out on everything?
>>34798096Post cock
>>34798109its so perfect, ur like ai,
>the hand pic collecting autist woke upoh no
>>34798112Hot
if having a big dick is such an important issue just wear a fake one for sex, those exist you know...?
>>34798109Kek my hand's larger than yours. 8.5 for me
>>34798117nigga he has an alien looking thumb and an underdeveloped pinky
>>34798118 There's like 5 different Hand collecting autists, be more specific.
>>34798118He never left
Women, how long is your face?From chin to hairline
>>34798127Fat Fetish Spammer is the worst.
>>34798116I don't have a cock, sorry to disappoint.>>347981095'11 nona here again, are you sure you're 6ft? Do you just have smaller hands and feet?
>>34798086>>34798112Mommy :3
>>34798131ntai'm 6'4 and i have significantly smaller hands than either of you, it isnt really correlated
>>34798123I'm hung, but I'd still do this occasionally if a woman would let me. I want to wear a bad dragon.
>>34798129Bout 8"
>>34798131Tranny ogre. Post boobs
>>34798086Sus. Not because big women don't exist, but because most big women hate when they "mog" men,
>>34798133Had a chick lowball her age on a sexting site bc she was desperate to avoid guys looking for a mommy kek.
>>34798130:< what i do
>>34798134>6'4 with tiny handsAdorable
>>34798104there is no way this ends well for youI think you should go for itthe only young women who will consider that kind of poly situationship thing are some combination of drug addict, mentally ill in the revolving-door secure-ward way, and/or have incredibly low self-esteem probably for good reasons. this is a bit like asking how best to DIY a flamethrower that can only be aimed back towards the user.
>>34798131Post your hand?
>>34798133Fr, anon. I wish I could be choked by a woman like that
>>34798111Yeah idrk, it's possible>Supposed to do it flexedMy bad, my first time measuring my arm! I'd redo it but I'm not next to the tape measure anymore
>>34798139I would never post a picture of myself in any way on here, you're free to think I'm a tranny but tall biological women exist. >>34798140I like being larger than average, how is that sus?>>34798146I won't, sorry.
>>34798142cant imagine she's the minority on that, mommyslop seems (from what ive seen) to be the biggest turnoff for women (aside from shit like being hideous or being a rapist and all that)
>>34798124>>34798112>>34798086Literally how am I supposed to be a man when literal girls are twice my size. Even regular women mog me. Do I just kill myself?
>>34798117Thanks but it's real, no AI. I've posted other pics in other threads too >>34798124You male or female? For a guy I don't think my hands are particularly large, if anything I got small wrists I think >>34798131Ye 6ft but my shoe size is small too, I wear a ten but I think I could even fit in a 9.5. How big is your hand? >>34798126kek what's wrong with my pinky
>>34798144t-thanks
>>34798143You beg and you spam. Imagine if we had a man here regularly begging women for feet pics. We don't have that because the men here are smarter and less entitled than you.
>>34798130Fat man bugger is the best poster and I love her because it pisses you off.
I wish women didnt hate us
>>34798145I fear it'll only hurt the girl, and anon will have lived his muslim fantasies.
>>34798157We actually used toThank fuck he's gone
>>34798153Yeah, I find the mommy shit really gross>>34798154No, there's nothing wrong with being small, I would date a guy significantly shorter than me but a lot of you are really insecure about it which I don't like/don't want to deal with.>>34798155I'm female, shoe size is 11 or 11.5 depending on the brand. Does having small feet impact your balance at all?>>34798156y-you're welcome
>>34798157it wasnt even me who asked/ got the anon here to post hands, that was a different person. > Imagine if we had a man here regularly begging women for feet pics.are we seriously pretending the men here dont ask for pics too..
>>34798062judge holden actually reminds me a bit of one of the main antagonists in swan song by mccammon. i haven't read the dune books desu i just watched the mini series with james mcavoy and read what happens on wikipedia lol>favorite bookshmmm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blindness_(novel)i liked this one a lot. there's a movie adaptation that the author apparently liked and it stars julianne moore and mark ruffalo. i had no idea the movie exists. might watch this weekend.i want my game to have a mix of new age religion/occult stuff and vampire/werewolf/supernatural creatures.
>>34798155>what's wrong with my pinkylooks really short compared to your other fingers
big dick male anons refuse to post and tiny dick anons keep bringing it up like anyone wants to see/hear about thatwhen will either of these moids get the hint
>>34798162are you only into doms? are you bi?
>>34798164>are we seriously pretending the men here dont ask for pics too..They get laughed at and shamed for it too, and they learn from the experience because none of them are as prolific as you.
>>34798152>I won't, sorry.Women never do..
>>34798160mehif it's not him it'll just be the next psychopath down the list
>>34798168>big dick male anons refuse to postI would it there were no risks/only women could see it
>>34798168I don't post my dick in public. You're gonna have to work your way into my DMs for a dick pic.
>>34798162There is something wrong with being small though.
>>34798170nta, all girls want some variation of a dominant guy, unless they are a sadist.
>>34798170>are you only into domsI don't really care for the dom/sub dynamic. I'm more focused on sex being pleasurable and connecting with my partner>are you biI am but I haven't been with a woman yet (classic)
>>34798168>fat fetish anon hates small dicksI've got bad news for you.
>>34798152>I like being larger than average, how is that sus?I did say "most". "Most" women who are larger than average really dislike being larger than average. What makes you different? Asking conversationally, not adversarially.
>>34798161He's probably gone off to greener feet pastures.
>>34798179dont bothersubfag males wont get it through their heads no matter how many times you tell them, just ignore it
>>34798168I'm not gonna let you save a photo of my genitals to your computer that's fucking weird
>>34798165>i want my game to have a mix of new age religion/occult stuff and vampire/werewolf/supernatural creatures.top-down design from generic trope themeyou're not off to a good start here
>>34798168Fat Fetish Spammer...
>>34798162>I would date a guy significantly shorter than meHow do I know when a girl is ok with that?
>>34798182>"Most" women who are larger than average really dislike being larger than average.I'm not sure if that's true. I've had friends around my height or taller and it was never an issue for either of us really. I guess it depends on the location but I live in an area where people are taller than average so it's not a big deal
>>34798176thisthe risk of a faggot getting off to me is too great, sorry.
>>34798168One did and femanons kinda went mute so... you guys both need to be less hinged on here. Like come on, fr.
>>34798171hows it my fault the men here sometimes do abide and post pics, if they never did i would never ask also, literal tits were posted by a namefag for u all the other day.. :P
If a gay guy jerks off to your pics it counts as gay sex and you won't get into heaven.
>>34798193was it actually big or??
>>34798189She breathes. 99% of women would happily date a shorter man. Keep approaching tall women and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise, King. :D
>>34798189The taller above 5'8 she goes the more likely she'll relent and date a shorter guy because her pool gets smaller and smaller
>>34798197Oh so it's a larp
>>34798196It was kinda 7" at least. They're holding that against us. Especially the smaller ones.
>>34798179>all women are subs except the ones who aren't>>34798184I'm not a subfag. Can't a talloid like women of a similar height?
>>34798184The funny thing to me is they have a better chance finding a girl that enjoys to “mommy” him if he’s a dom kek
>>34798194>also, literal tits were posted by a namefag for u all the other day.. :PShe's mentally ill. This isn't meant as an insult, she has repeatedly stated that she's having a manic episode. You should reserve your sympathy and empathy for her instead of using her as a justification for you acting like an entitled beggar.
>>34798189>How do I know when a girl is ok with that?You can't really know. But in general me and my taller female friends have all been with guys shorter than or the same height as us. I've noticed shorter women have more of a focus on "must be 6ft or taller"
where are the REAL GENUINE BONAFIDE TM men at?
>>34798207way to ignore my point and focus on something unrelated.
I'm not posting anything for your ungrateful ass fuck off
>>34798209where da real nibbas at
>>34798195Has nothing to do with it. It's just creepy.
are there any real biological femanons here right now?
>>34798214Meeeee
>>34798210Your supposed point is just you lying. If men post pics, you beg for pics. If men don't post pics, you beg for pics. You are entitled and so you will always find a flimsy justification to rationalize your entitled begging.
>>34798205Yes, all girls are some variation of a sub except the ones that literally hate men or enjoy hurting them. There are no “mommies” in that.
>>34798204I would hold "it" against you.
where are the real DADDIES at?
>>34798214hiii
>>34798197I don't think that's true, but thanks for the whitepill
>>34798208I have a 6'6 friend, and most of the women he gets with are absolut womanlets. I guess if you can get that extreme height gap you go for it, but for people whoo arent small women or very talk men, going for that height gap gets weire very fast.Also almost all of his girls wear chokers , so that probably plays a role too kek
where are the real BOIOINGOINGoingoingooing
>>34798214Wassup
>>34798216you confuse me for other anons then, because i hardly do any begging as of lately, do u just assume any femanon asking for pics is me lol?
>>34798218trvke
>>34798223Yeah seems to be a sex thing. I knew a 4'10 girl that would exclusively hook up with guys who were at least 6'2
>>34798228>i hardly do any begging as of latelyWay to keep lying. Try doing no begging at all and then you'd have a case.
Sup bros. Whatsup tonight?
Women you aren't doing a very good job of mate selection and filtering genetics. Why do manlets still exist?
>>34798218I enjoy hurting men sometimes but I'm not a dom, just a bit sadistic. But it also goes the other way because I'm okay with being hurt sometimes too, but not just physical, because that's boring.
>>34798219
>>34798231your sensitivity is not my problem.
>>34798197Idk about 99%>>34798198>>34798208Thanks. For reference I'm 5'8, but I always assumed that taller women weren't interested by default
>>34798235Manlets are much cuter in the face, can easily attain a nice physique and tend to have more developed personalities because they can't just rely on being big and tall like boring tallfags
>>34798129Like 7.5 measured next to the nose not over
>my dick is as long as some femanons' faceshuh
>>34798242You wouldn't feel called out if you weren't actually called out.
>>34798230Ehich males me wonder, Im average height and not super muscular.Women, how do I attract girls who like being dominated in bed?
Femanons, thoughts of pit bulls?
>>34798243>5'8That's not bad at all anon, just boost that confidence and talk to people irl. Dating apps and online discussions aren't reality
>>34798249youre not going to convince me that anonymous online comments that i make are somehow harming men. just ignore them.
>>34798250You learn to be attracted to different girls.
>>34798243>taller women weren't interestedThey just have no other choice, they won't be happy about it but they'll do it. If you're lucky they'll gaslight themselves into thinking you're a cute little faggot. 5'8 I'd fine tho that's not manlet tier yet
>>34798237Define ‘hurt’.
>>347982355'8 is enough. Once you get over like 6'2 I feel like it becomes a detriment not a bonus. My brother is tall and his shoulders and neck are all fucked up and his feet are absurd. Below 5'6 and that's not great either but there's like a 6-8 inch sweet spot.
>>34798255Attraction isnt a choice.
>>34798235>He exists for me to splat on.What else?https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/splat-20160714/
>>34798244>3 copesLol
>>34798235>Women you aren't doing a very good job of mate selection and filtering genetics. Why do manlets still exist?MWomen didn't have control over who they reproduced with until like 50 years ago. Hell, 50% probably still don't.We're already seeing a course correction, but it won't happen overnight.
>>34798255Oh yeah and that also means the usual incel thing is actualky true, where Chad gets to fuck like he wants and I habe to make do with mid vanilla sex. Not happening
Has anyone ever jokingly tried to mushroom stamp you but accidentally hit you in the eye instead
>>34798261Who you ask out is though
>>34798237>i derive no intimacy or passion for another person aside from the pure thrill of causing them pain alone exactly, he's right
>>34798264What are you, male, female? What's your height?
>>34798269What
>>34798250Become more muscular
>>34798244Thanks, femanon. I'm going to sleep on this whitepill.
>>34798272MIrrelevant
>>34798265>ywn live to see TMD or TDDshame
>>34798166Isn't that the point of a pinky? Looks fine to me >>34798162>Does having small feet impact your balance at all?kek I don't think so, if anything I think I got pretty good balance. Does having big feet make you extra sturdy? You play any sports?
>>34798269>mushroom stampI’m not looking that up. I grew up in the tubgirl and two girls one cup era.
>>34798235Manlet genes are passed down through the mother, because when it comes to mating the drawback for women being short is negligible / nonexistent.
>>34798269i learn new thing today. imagine if you lost an eye becaues of this
>>34798273So, just me then?
Do you think angles deserve to die?
>>34798270Women im attracted to, who else. So not really a choice.
>>34798282>Manlet genes are passed down through the motherIncorrect, it's both parents that contribute
>>34798168I ain't posting my dick >>34798248You've never tried putting it up against a chicks face?
>>34798272M5'3/5'4
>>34798252I don't really have a confidence problem. I just don't ever get "signals" from women, and almost every girl I've approached at a bar/club immediately rejected me at "hey"
>>34798257Idk, anything that would hurt a man. Depends on what he's okay with but I find the psychological aspect more interesting. Physical is nothing serious>>34798271I don't know what you're saying
>>34798287You can broaden those boundaries.
I miss when social media sites would still tag and shame false information when you reported it. So much stupid and obviously incorrect shit keeps showing up and the social media giants are doing nothing about it because people getting angry at being called out on disinformation and misinformation hurts their bottom line. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>34798286Thats a very Cubist question
>>34798248This is why I posed the question
>>34798296What kinda psychological stuff that hurts them do you mean? Like demeaning them? Cheating? how can you "psychologically" hurt someone in a context of being turned on
>mom tells me to get fit again so I can have chicks easily all over me on dating appsblackpill sudden attack.
>>34798289How would both parents contribute when manlets are no longer permitted to breed in 2026?
>>34798286In my sefl rihgteous suicied?
>>34798296Oh yeah, i forgot the “batshit crazy bitch” category…
>>34798290>You've never tried putting it up against a chicks face?Yeah but they kicked me out of Costco.
>>34798286I cry when they do.
>>34798297Nope. Im either attracted to her or not. Also whats the point? Compronise what I ant, eat crow and end up being dissatisfoed anyways while wasting someone elses time and feelings. Sounds dumb.
>>34798290>You've never tried putting it up against a chicks face?no, sounds kinda weird desu
>>34798292Yeah unless you're going older, women don't like being approached at bars. Also not the type of person you want to be with unless it's just sex anyway
>>34798301Demeaning them, definitely not cheating. Some people get off to getting degraded and humiliated. I'm one of them
>>34798165>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blindness_(novel)Sounds interesting, maybe I'll check it out one of these days>i want my game to have a mix of new age religion/occult stuff and vampire/werewolf/supernatural creaturesYou familiar with fear and hunger? Not exactly the same but it's the first thing that came to my mind. Haven't played it but I know the story and the lore
>>34798298You can't trust billionaires with ministry of truth powers.
>>34798314jeez, that seems a bit dark no?
>>34798310If she really loves you she'll let you use her face as a dick table.
>>34798311Where DO women like getting approached?
>>34798302And you still refuse to post your tummy for her. Maybe you are gay.
>>34798317Yeah, I'm a bit fucked up
>>34798310kek like in the midst of a blowjob she takes a break and you've got it against her face kinda deal
>>34798314>when daddy issues scream through the screen
>>34798311ntaI've heard there's a huge trend of women specifically going to gay bars to avoid being approached.
>>34798302likw look this >>34794326 guy has to be kinda chad looking to get good looking bitches like that on their dating app.75% of what I get is weird looking hambeasts.
Either GenderAre there any celebrities or fictional characters you think you resemble physically?
>>34798302Every woman I've met over dating apps has been as scintillating to talk to as a growth of algae. Somehow you only ever meet women who are fun to be around in real life when you actually go out to places. The last places I've met women who were actually entertaining and enchanting were an outdoor EDM event on a bar patio and a local art show. Way better options than the apps.
>>34798319Wherever you ask them. Once you understand this mindset, you’re on the right path.
>>34798314Wife material
>>34798291Idk what the point of pretending to be me after I've already replied is, are you retarded. Short in the brain too?
>>34798319>Where DO women like getting approached?You kind of have to already know them. Solid relationships start from familiarity/being friends first. I think that's why everyone's fucking up with dating these days.
>>34798321I think you're confusing me with someone else.
>>34798329How did you meet/approach them there?
>>34798328MOne of the Hobbits, I forget which but not Frodo.
>>34798303That's the problem women still fuck them for some reason. They need government mandated husbands
>>34798325I don't have daddy issues, we have a good relationship. I have mommy issues though>>34798331You're into that too? RareHave you ever been able to indulge in it?
>>34798333>Solid relationships start from familiarity/being friends first.
>>34798343>posting a green hairI can't take you seriously
>>34798328M, Gustave from Clair Obscur. As I was playing the game something felt weird about him and I realized he looks like a more handsome version of me. Wife agreed that he looks like me
>>34798333Can you stop telling men this kind of garbage? You have zero idea of what its like to do the approaching, so at least have the decency to be quiet in this matter.
>>34798342>mommy crippled daddy’s soulStill counts as daddy issues
>>34798343Women just dont want us man
>>34798314Lol have fun with your tall bitch manlets, it's this or bv
>>34798343I want to power wash her face
>>34798343lmao literally this.Women will say >TREAT US LIKE FRIENDSthen >NOOO FRIENDZONE GUY IS TRYING TO BE SOMETHING ELSE ABORT ABORTthen >don't cold aproachthe only rule that matters is>be suaveand >BE HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>34798342>Have you ever been able to indulge in it?Sadly, no. I'm "Domzoned."
>>34798345lucky woman
>>34798322General question for the thread, are people like this into doing it both ways? People who like being hurt/demeaned that also liking dishing it out?
>>34798314So you're saying you want to be degraded and humiliated or you want to do the degrading? Have you ever partaken in this before? What kind of degradation/humiliation comes to mind for you
>>34798343She's hot
>>34798318well yeah but I dont personally see the appeal>>34798323>takes a breakif shes taking a break she better be licking it or jerking it off at least
>>34798338Asked if they wanted to dance, or if I could buy or pour them a drink. In rare cases I've been in situations where someone is just in a really blissful mood after dancing all night or chatting with a bunch of people and they're happy to flirt, hold hands, lock lips and possibly more. One time, again this is rare, I ran into a group of people I knew and one woman I didn't who was a friend of theirs, and within seconds we were making out.
>>34798339Sean Austin, the one who was on Lost, or my favorite the dumbass who occasionally has a really good idea.
>>34798344I can't take YOU seriously. Not everyone needs to dress like Don Draper to be a legit human being.
I love going outside and knowing that every woman who comes across me has a deep seated and visceral repulsion of my presence. What a life to live.
>>34798352Talk to women until you find one that thinks youre hot..There you go, mystery solved.And letting them reject you unambigously also eliminates any chance of friendzone. Beta orbiter collectors hate this trick!
>>34798343It's a solid strategy if she's attracted to you. If she's not then what you posted is the response you get.
>>34798328Ive been told by a woman friend and a random chick from dating apps that I kinda look like Louis Garrel.
>>34798359Have you gotten a blowjob before? I expect her jaw to get tired, seems natural when you have a big dick. I also last a long time so I don't mind giving her a break and I don't care much for being jerked
>>34798359>licking itYou watch too much jav
>>34798355NtaNo, it's usually as a result of rape and they don't want to relieve it, but rather do it as a away of getting revenge
>>34798363TRUP**(It's a Truth and Dip.)
Being confused for someone else on /atoga/ is always wacky. I've been mistaken for a sexually promiscuous woman who allegedly posts here, part of a secret cabal of weather-controlling Jews, some kind of a secret spy or propagandist, a serial masturbating pervert that posts here, and many others. Has this happened to anyone else on the /atoga/?
>>34798367heyyy
>>34798315ya i like funger.
>>34798364As a guy with a misandry kink, I wish it were this cut and dry. I've only ever gotten the sexy, mean look from women on campus. Oh, and goths.
Anyone know the game Mouthwash? Lots of fans (lots of them women btw) of that game ship (pair) the female character with the male character that raped herWhy is that?
>>34798369yeah but my dick is typically too thick so its not enjoyable. if shes getting sore then it typically means its time to actually fuck>>34798370lol ive never watched jav before. just have a thick dick so i dont really enjoy bjs
>>34798365Literally this. It’s simply a numbers game. She’s attracted to you or not. Oh and get to the point relatively fast.
You should belittle your kids every time they speak and mock and insult everything about them that you can. They will try to be the best and most capable person they can be to prove you wrong, and in the process become strong, cool, and independent.
>>34798369NTA I've gotten gay blowjobs from men before. Women wouldn't give me the time of day and man on man action had very well advertised places in town where it would happen. Most of the dudes just took a sampler platter approach, they just sucked for a few moments, got bored, and moved on without giving me the chance to coom in their mouths.
>>34798377Forget it, Im in my worse (so far) moment and with a horrible skinnyfat body + beer belly.
>>34798371Did you know from the beginning?
>>34798380I saw a video essay about it and I fucking hated the entire concept and decided I was never touching it. And I say this as one of the world's few remaining Class of '09 mega-fans, so that tells you something.
>>34798376Stop gangstalking me
>>34798328>>34798345Also couple people at work were telling me I look like this guy Noah Wyle from the Pit but I don't see it, dude also looks way older than me. Wife was on my side with that one but this one chick and gay dude at work were saying I look like him >>34798354And I'm a lucky man
>>34798376So you've been trolled/confused for JH? Happens to the best of us.
>>34798389What do you mean
>>34798314Are you the Anon who likes shorter men, but not when they're insecure? Kinda paradoxical if part of you enjoys the act of demeaning them but part of you gets icked by the results of demeaning them.
>>34798368An accurate portrayal of men giving other men dating advice meant to sabotage them, "just be yourself", "just stop looking and the right one will come", "it will happen when it happens", "there's someone for everyone", "stop thinking about dating and work on yourself". Very nasty stuff when you unpack what those discourses actually imply.
>>34798395>telling me I look like this guy Noah WyleGet on minoxidil.
>>34798376I've been mistaken for a woman several times but never for a specific anon>>34798381>if shes getting sore then it typically means its time to actually fuckI agree with you there, I very rarely finish from a BJ, it's more just foreplay to me
>>34798355I am
>>34798348Not at all, my dad beat her a lot when I was a kid actually but she deserved it.>>34798353What is domzoned?>>34798355>>34798357I'm into it both ways, and I have partaken in it before and we both knew each other well so we had a good sense of insecurities, so it definitely involves time and being in a long term relationship or building up to that. But imagine someone knowing what you really want and withholding it from you or saying something about you that would make you cry in the heat of the moment. It's kind of gay to explain I'm not doing a good job>>34798371I've never been raped or anything like that.
>>34798397>>34798389It was my heart from the starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lwx7DGghQw
>>34798397Like did they pretend it was just a fetish at first, and not a trauma thing?
>>34798400kek luckily I'm not balding so idk what they were on about. Although even if I was balding I'm not taking any meds for it
>>34798365>>34798383women dislike when a man tries to be with lots of women and fail. they see him as a weird creep.
>>34798399> just stop looking and the right one will comeThis is the only bad one
>>34798396That's because she's the most active freak here. I stopped asking females questions because that retard always replies with her moronic takes.
>>34798353every male alive seems to tell me female doms arent real so i keep it to myself and completely shut it out of my mind when im talking to a girl entirely
>>34798406They always pretend it's just a fetish but it's obvious where it comes from, which they never want to admit
>>34798403So more like verbal abuse? Pointing out and insulting specific insecurities?
hi i come from fture t o give good dating adivce stop looking for bf/gf so ican steal from you and mess up the timeline thanks bye
>>34798406>just a fetishnta, anon legit sadism/masochism is never “just a fetish”
There's a 65iq retard across the hall who keeps making barking noises. State gender, genuinely why do we let these people live
>>34798414Verbal is involved but also physical stuff. Like him really wanting to have sex and I just give a half-assed uninterested handjob to hurt him
>>34798408Stop giving a shit what they think and ask out girls until one reciprocates. It’s that simple.
What is a good cock
>>34798423mine
>>34798422>just keep embarrassing yourself and ruin your social reputation bro
>>34798423If you gotta ask you ain't had one
>reading this threadyou fuckers are so finished once they come out with dick enlargement gene engineering and i got a hog
>>34798398No, I'm pretty sure that was a guy lmao
you must be 7 inches or longer to post in this thread
>>34798427>ruin your social reputationWith whom? You need to hear it again: stop giving a shit what women think.
>>34798432>70 inchesLet's fucking gooooo
>>34798432Hi
>>34798431Oh in that case you can demean shorter men unparadoxically. Neat.
What's betterA dead end office job that pays $30k a year BUT you can work from home (been here 3 years)OR an office job with slightly better career prospects paying $55k, but it's on site at the office
>>34798432whats with the small dick hate? so mean
>>34798423>his
>>34798433NTA but there was a rumor that I was a serial rapist and a woman beater, someone even spread a rumor that I supported forcing women into Rape Concentration Camps. I actually had a panel I was supposed to host at an anime convention get canceled because of these rumors. So no you absolutely should give a shit.
>>34798432
>>34798438If the 55k leads to higher paying jobs then that.
How do you think a mother would feel after slowly losing all 3 of her loser sons? Women, wwyd in this scenario?
>>34798438When the money is that low, $55k is much better.
>>34798438Probably 55k, what's the commute
>>34798442>a panel I was supposed to host at an anime conventionDeserved
>>34798438The only reason I'd take the first is if I'm allowed to work both out of state and internationally so I could be a digital nomad and movie wherever my heart takes me.Otherwise, the second. My definition of career advancement might be different from yours, though. I know what I'm passionate about and what my education is in, but it involves a very hard constellation of fields to break into. Which to me, the field and focus of the work are more important than the pay.
wtf is an rape correciton camp si that real?
>>34798450Yeah I used to work at one
rape correct large penises
>>34798442In what world do you think that is any way related to the context of this conversation?
>>34798319Nowhere.
Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. What’s it to ya?
>>34798408Obviously dont run from one woman to the next. Other than that people are too busy with themselves to care about what you do. Hitting g on three women a night still amounts to a lot over time.
>>34798458>>34798454>>34798452y r men so WEIRD
They're opening the new upgrade to my city rail network next month, I don't use public transport but I'll take a trip to check out the new stations.
>>34798450You have to graduate from Rape Academy before you're able to get hired as a camp counselor.
men how woudl u feel if u had a gf and she made u a singular hot pocket every day at 9pm on the dot
>>34798463Fat fetish poster...
I'd make her hot pocket iykwim
>>34798463Fuck off, Fat Fetish Spammer.
>>34798450It's a known example of a war crime and human rights violation. Mass rape of women is absolutely sometimes used as a means of torture by one faction against another. It falls into a similar category of Gender Based Violence (GBV) as genocide against women, also sometimes called gendercide or femicide. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wartime_sexual_violence#Rape_camps
>>34798442Bro you host panels at anime conventions. Being a rapist would be an upgrade in social status
>>34798464a singular hot pocket is like 330 calories that wont make a man fat haha
>>34798461Oh shit bro that's dope, I did the same thing for my city recently. I love public transit even though I don't use it too much, mainly for concerts or visiting parts of town I don't wanna drive to
Women why do you post here when all the men are ugly and undesirable as shit? You would kill yourselves if you met them irl.
Need a man who smells good
>>34798475What kinda good smell, like a guy whose a cologne collector? Or a guy who wears deodorant and smells like laundry?
>>34798463if you can't be bothered to eat real-people food I'm not going to treat you like real-people
>>34798475I need someone who makes me feel mighty real
>>34798474i've seen some pictures of anons that post here. most are average looking, it's definitely a personality/mental illness issue or not being attractive enough for it to be overlooked. only one guy was genuinely ugly
>>34798474It's like going to a zoo. Interacting from a safe distance. What do moids want instead of feed pellets? Energy drinks and some of those flavor dusted pretzel bits?
>>34798467Kek that’s literally the opposite of genocide
>>34798476I need a man who smells like Colorado Pines. I need a man who smells like Autumn in Aspen. And I pray to God in the daytime and cast spells at night that such a lover will come to me and make love to me.
>>34798474Maybe you, Im pretty hot>>34798475Cigarettes and cheap booze do it for ya?
>>34798479Has anyone posted their face here except that one schizo white trash Canuck?
>>34798475I need a woman who knows how to take care of herself.
>>3479844730-40 mins to the city, would probably need to take the train every day until I get my own apartment (would pay ~$1k a month compared to rent free at parents house)>>34798449Unfortunately digital nomading is not feasible at my current job due to time zones and requiring 2 monitors and a specially provided computer
>>34798483The point is, mass rape and femicide are both forms of large scale targeted violence against women.
Need a man with broad shoulders and chest that I can cry on while his large hands rub my arms and back
>>34798486i talked to several anons off board because i'm spiritually a whore
>>34798481>Energy drinksPlease I'll bark and do tricks if you get me my favorite
i have come to the conclusion based off several reputable highly ratedp eer review studies that i am a 5/10 :) which is not bad i think consdiering how many people there are in the world
>>34798484Sweet
where to meet femanons offboard?
I'm afraid of going outside because I fear what people will think when they look at me
>>34798491>spiritually a whorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIOBuzjflqQ
genuine question, if a dude asked you to fuck his wife and it turned out his cock is absolutely enormous and you're below average, do you still go through with it if the wife is still down?
>>34798489And war itself is large scale violence targeted against men, who are the primary participants. Your point being?
Why do you care what they think though
i wonder if any moids here look like paul dano
>>34798500I'd hope for a threesome, but still be willing to participate as a bull in a cuckold scenario.
>>34798499i love it anon, thank you!>>34798497if you just have some good back and forth with nonas on here eventually you or her will ask to talk off board
What people think is all that matters. Without other people there's nothing
>>34798474Use to want to help
>>34798489>femicideIt’s literally not though. It’s amazing the lengths women go to make themselves victims compared to men. “All the men have been killed, but the real genocide was living and having babies”.
>>34798503No, I look more like Paul Blart.
>>34798333>friend you're into confesses to you>"oh my god anon I like you too, I can't believe I'm in love with my best friend!">friend you're not into confesses to you>"auugh another fake friend who just wanted to get with me, how could he violate my trust and ruin our friendship like this"that other anon was right, women have no clue how much of a fucking nightmare it is to be the gender that's obligated to approach
>>34798503One kinda did
I perceive Paul Dano as very fuckable despite looking the way he does
>>34798505I am not bi and it was never a threesome in the first place. He just wants to pay me to have a date and sex with her, provided we take a couple pics.
State gender, thoughts on guys who used to be meek and mild mannered, but suddenly and slowly started becoming more short tempered and prone to busts of varying levels of aggression? What happened to such a man to make him this way?
>>34798512heyyyy
>>34798509Now you just try to hurt, how tragic.
>>34798515You're into The Riddler? He looks like a fucking dweeb.
>>34798515>T. Male
>>34798510The usial feminist stuff of wanting all male privileges ehile retaining female privileges such as not getting killed in wars.The fact that it happens anyways seems to be outrageous to them.War would be super cool otherwise as long as its just men getting pulped in the trenches. Radfems are scum.
>>34798513i mean, no one said it would be easy. you also can't be desperate and ask out a woman just because she's available, you have to genuinely like her and not just cause, we know the difference if you treat us as just a numbers game. with friends tho if you don't have any chemistry and ask her out ya that's stupid
>>34798522he’s cute and handsome and most importantly, blond
>>34798519I realized enough "benign" and "friendly" behavior from other men was actually bullying and started snapping at them the moment I detected even a hint of passive aggressiveness or trying to put me down with their tone.
>>34798500Of course I would, I don't give a fuck about his cock I'm there to fuck the woman
>>34798529He looks like a basketball
>>34798503How do you feel about John Patrick Amedori just out of curiosity>>34798522Haven't seen that Batman movie yet.Like I said I don't really get it myself but, would.
>>34798529>blond>not going for dark haired menSuit yourself, but both men and women with Mediterranean features are infinitely superior in attractiveness to those with Nordic features.
>>34798530>toneWhat a little bitch
>>34798506>just have some good back and forth with nonas on herebut thats cringe
Med more like mid
>>34798534very handsome, 9/10 >>34798535>t. coping brown haired moid
>>34798536Don't even fucking start with me.
Women, how would a man seduce (You)
>>34798521You guys have had enough fun on my dime. It's my turn.
>>34798543You know they don't just tell you this shit retard
>>34798535different people have different preferences, lil brot. med
>>34798527man this is such a weasely response.
>>34798540Listen, bro. If you put a blonde Norwegian woman in front of me and a dark haired Cypriot woman in front of me. And they both wanted to fuck, but I could only fuck one of them? I'd go for the Cypriot woman 100%, leaving the Norwegian woman sad and unfulfilled as I spend an intense night of passionate rough sex with the Cypriot.
What the fuck do you mean Yugioh the Abridged Series is still releasing episodes
>>34798543I'm not in interactive mode rn I'd just leave no matter what he did
>>34798500I feel like willingly encouraging cuckoldry is insanely immoral.
>>34798550more blonds for me igwin-win situation
I think autists should be locked in little sensory deprived cells and forced to work on productivity and scientific tasks for the betterment of society. We'll take care of their basal needs too like food etc. I think they'll like this arrangement. Thoughts?
>>34798543Be >him
femanons where do you meet people online to chat? omeglr is dead apparently
>>34798562soc
>>34798556You're going to need a different setup for the audhd crowd or we'll start chewing off our own limbs and won't do any work
how is she so perfect?
>>34798565adhd isnt real
>>34798565Adderall in the food
>>34798564which generals? i thought everyone on /soc/ is a gooner
>>34798543I was seduced yesterday mostly because he’s so hot
Anyone else stopped making friends because they get bored and you can't keep them
>>34798556That already exists for adult autists, it's called an 8 to 5 office job.
>>34798568Is that the girl from Stranger Things that looks like a lizard?
>>34798579And leave them free to terrorize society for the rest of the hours of the day?
>>34798578yeah i havent ever found a person i genuinely enjoy talking to. most people irl dont even share ANY of my hobbies
>>34798583what are ur hobbies?
>>34798575How tall was he?
>>34798582We mostly are asleep from burnout or staring blankly at a TV screen the other hours of the day.
>>34798570Could've fooled me>>34798571Won't work. They'll just be really dedicated to the task of chewing off their arm. It helps you focus but offers no guarantee that you'll focus on the correct thing lol. The sensory deprivation isn't going to work for them.
>>34798527>no one said it would be easyit's only hard if you give a shit about the other person's feelings.>you also can't be desperate>you have to genuinely like her>if you don't have any chemistryyou find some way to make it a moral failing on the guy's part in every scenario you imagine. thank you for illustrating my point.
>>34798571Not long ago I learned that there's a special kind of ADHD med that is literally just re-labled meth. I think a few people I know are on it. Very weird that they're on serious hardcore drugs, but legally prescribed by a shrink.
>>34798584computers, gaming, motorcycles, surfing(im not in a place where i can go surf and meet people who do currently), driving fast, and offroading
>>34798568because redheads are hot
4am and i was going to sleep but i think neighbour is railing some woman or something
>>347985856’3
a natural redhead with pale skin, cute freckled face and juicy ass could fix me
why is this mid, talentless bitch getting casted everywhere?
>>34798594Is he your bf?
>>34798597Because she played a really fun to watch drug addicted waster on a hit TV show.
>>34798548umm whats weasly about it? either a girl likes you or she doesn't, why do you guys act like rejection is life or death? it sucks but it's not the end of the world you pussies. men used to go to war and you can't even face asking a girl out. grow up>>34798589want some cheese with that whine? pussy
>>34798591>i can’t find any friends that likes cars or vidyaThis has to be a troll
>>34798568She is too young for me but you have good taste
why cant i have a romantic relationship without needing to have sex wtf
>>34798600which show
>>34798599No friend
A new trailer for the Chris Hansen movie with Robert Pattinson drops tomorrow, I wonder if it'll be good.
>>34798602Ah yes, the empathetic woman. And here i was thinking women didn’t give a shit about men.
You will use cellular records to solve crimes. That is my prophesy, about ur phuture.
>>34798606ntaeuphoria
>>34798607How tall are you?
>>34798609i don't care about giving some 4chan asshole empathy. highly even doubt you've ever asked a girl out, fuck off
>>34798603i can't make friendships based off of JUST cars. usually the guys who are into cars are only into cars and make it their whole personality, which is fucking lame. and no i havent met anyone irl that wants to play vidya that i like
>>34798608He who fights pedophiles must be careful, lest he become a pedophile himself You just know Chris Hansen has thought about it before. About dropping his pants and showing his pecker to the younglings.
>>347986125’3
>>34798617Hot, manlets on suicide watch.
>>34798605If you're asexual, just be open about it and just say so, Jesus, man.
>>34798602why am I arguing with you, you're either trolling or a femcel.
>>34798619i like sex i just dont wanna have to deal with it
>>34798620i'm not trolling or a femcel, loser
>>34798597>mid Meaningless word at this pointShe's objectively hot
if this is your bodytype I need to cum inside of your vagina.
>>34798622Sex is natural Sex is goodNot everybody does itBut everybody shouldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3AP26ywQsQ
>>34798611just watched the trailer, god that looks retarded
How much money would I have to pay for a guy to be my boyf
>>34798625Trannies usually don't have those
>>34798605because women need to feel desired by the comically tiny handful of people they want to be desired by. if that doesn't happen there can't be a romantic relationship.
>>34798631>sayaka>trannieseek help
>>34798628Its literally just Skins for the modern era
>>34798628Wait until you find out how the final season ends for each main character
>>34798624>She's objectively hotYou desperate fucks think any girl that is not absolutely hideous is hot. “Mid” is being generous to her.
size queens of /atoga/, how did ya find out?
>>3479863590%of em are built like that
>>34798629depends, how much money do you have and how ugly are you?
>>34798636>Skins Was that the brit show?
>>34798635nta but you can find a ton of trannies with that body type and I'm pretty sure thats the point anon was trying to make
>>34798645i have 6 bucks on my debit card and like 2 bucks in change
Women, if you found out your dad's dick was small would you lose respect for him?
>>34798608Cool.
>>34798625hi, what attracts you to this body type?
I live my life in fear
>>34798646CorrectIt also had an American MTV adaptation but that's not that important
>>34798648im not that cheap, sorry. might entertain that for a qt3.14, but otherwise get a job first and then we can talk
>>34798651ntaSoft
>>34798654why reply to me if youre just going to be evil
>>34798651Her penis
>>34798625what is this "body type"? looks like a regular, healthy woman with thick thighs?
>>34798649I think how I find that out would probably have a bigger effect than the fact itself
You're on Fraud Dot Com. That's obviously a virus.
>>34798653I only ever saw one episode. Guy tried to simp his way into fucking the new girl, but the guy who did her bad boy list fucked her in the nurse’s office.
>>34798653I like blondes
>>34798656im not evil, im honest. i answered your question. why do you feel like you need to pay to get a bf?
>>34798651She has nice curves and a tight body. Also big fan of big noses.
>>34798625Oh wow you really went out of your way to pick the least flattering photo of herJust to be clear she is still super cute, even judging just from the pic you chose
>>34798665uhh fellas, are we sure this is a woman?
>>34798602this is a fantastic argument for just cold approaching on repeat instead of playing "fell in love with my best friend ^-^" games lkl
>>34798665>Tight
>>34798659What if it was your mom saying "Size doesn't matter, your father's penis is smaller than average and it works fine."
>>34798655i have this body type and I've always been self conscious. also funnily enough I do soldering too>>34798657i don't have one
>>34798667all I'm gonna say is that the eastern euro femboys are very effective at what they do
>>34798665>She
>>34798665you mean her clothing is tight on her?
>>34798672just lose some weight
>>34798672>I've always been self conscious*squish*
Those pictures further reinforce my idea that bangs look dumb as shit and guys pretend to like them to get their dicks wet
>>34798678mochi women have no need to change themselves unless its what they want
>>34798665Anon, you need to cover the face and cover from the tits down. Now tell me with a straight face that looks like a girl’s frame.
>>34798681your opinion is retarded
>>34798681I will forever stand by my opinion that bangs add an instant +3 appearance modifier to a given womans stats. Bangs are sexo and my ideal wife would have them.
>>34798681ur so dumb im sorry
>>34798661I dont remember this but this tracks for the series.
bangs r makeup for wom- oh you know whati mean.
>>34798675>>34798667>>34798673alright you guys made me look and s/he is transgendercue in:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH7dr8OPqME
>>34798662Incredible input, thanks for sharing anon.
>>34798689>i dont remember thisHe started a fire in a locker if that helps.
>>34798691Anons, who is your favorite transgender woman?
passionate sex with average woman
>>34798691
>>34798695Average transgender woman
>>34798694it messes with me that this is a moid
>>34798693Was he vaguely ethnic or did he look more incel coded
>>34798696>trans woman looks better than mekilling myself
>>34798694Vladimir
>>34798692No problem
>>34798697sad that a tranny is doing better job than you at being attractive!
>>34798694>>34798702On the brightside you will always voicemog themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2O8mIDzxuo
>>34798696Jesus fuck dude those shoulders. Could body check you into the fridge and leave a crater in the door
that's enough everybody I already feel sick to my stomachWill forever doubt when I see a "woman" with that bodytype.
>>34798709i sound kinda manly too so it's actually over
>>34798625>>34798665>>34798696Still
>>34798708Not really. I bet they never get hit on and have bad posture.
>>34798712Lmfao
>>34798661>Guy tried to simp his way into fucking the new girl, but the guy who did her bad boy list fucked her in the nurse’s office.MOST teenaged girls in the 2010s watched and loved these series.THIS is what they grew up with and were programmed withTHAT TRACKS a lot, actually. AMA anything.
>>34798691proof? i just pulled up a video and sounds like a woman to me
>>34798712>>34798718i couldn't find any info about the tech girl being a tranny idk why everyone is so worked up about it.
>>34798714post voca, it can't be that bad
>>34798714Post voca
>>34798597>why is this mid, talentless bitch getting casted everywhere?because Harvey Weinnstein, the harvester himself, the great gatekeeper of ugly women, who protected the eyes of the entire world from cooked girls, has sadly been replacedlet's have a minute of silence for Harvey Weinstein, and thank him for all the beautiful babes he personally selected to appear in movies for decades. We all owe him a lot.
>>34798695I too love average women
>>34798720>AMA anything.if you could popularize anything, however distasteful, what would you make popular?
>>34798671That's a "lose respect for mom" moment.I know that one of her exes liked to be tickled, one of them bought a strapon that she tells me she refused to use, and I'm pretty sure she's a size queen I know so many things I shouldn't know about that woman. Don't be the eldest daughter if you can help it, shit's weird.
can someone post a sub average woman...
>>34798723>>34798724>humiliation ritualanons just trust me, i posted a vocaroo years ago on 4chan before and someone said i sounded like a schizophrenic boy
>>34798714Prove it?
>>34798403>What is domzoned?Like friendzoned.I've been told I look intimidating, and the women I've been with have only been interested in submitting.
>>34798724https://voca.ro/19G100vweyYK
>>34798721WTF, google's AI summary told me she is EXPLICITLY transgender and when I search for it again it says THERE'S NOTHING TO POINT TO HE/R BEING TRANSGENDER WTFstill wont check this out anymoreits eleonora sayaka chialva if u wanna investigateIM OUT! peace
>>34798722>idk why everyone is so worked up about itBros helping a bro. The irl danger is real, especially at a bar.
>>34798735Epic fail >>34798732Please rope
>>34798733At first I thought this said autism test
>>34798353>>34798734cringe way of saying you look unapproachable
>>34798742Depending on how you pronounce some of those words, it also functions as one
>>34798736Lol. When AI summary tells you she's trans without evidence.
It just knows
I must NOT develop feelings for her
Men, is it cringe if a girl has been watching the same twitch streamer for years and is kinda parasocial to him?
>>34798735>>34798723>>34798724https://vocaroo.com/1mfPNRHcR7CX
>>34798752Yes you should be horning for me not him.
>>34798752MI've been watching Northernlion for 14 years. You tell me?
I think I have to come to terms with the fact that I'm actually evil and kind of a psychopath
>>34798728>if you could popularize anything, however distasteful, what would you make popular?I would make skinnyfat with a potbelly guys popular.
>>34798759what made you realize
>>34798343i've had a girl I friendzoned creeperzone me in retaliationits a tough world out there, men and women cant be friends anymore in the age of feminism and 304s
>>34798758I only ever cared for him with paradox multiplayer
>>34798737yeah but i'm pretty sure she's not a tranny i think someone in the thread just said they looked it up when they didn't so they could rile up moids
>>34798752>is it cringe if a girl has been watching the same twitch streamer for yearseh>kinda parasocialwell...have you ever donated money, social currency, raided him, or anything like that?
>>34798752Which one
>>34798759wow edgy
>>34798765holy based
>>34798759Such a naughty boy.Do you want a spanking?
>>34798760you should kick the meth habit, you're going to die
If you could change ONE thing about yourself in any way, what would it be?
>hello, boy store?>how much for one boyfriend?
>>34798235>Women you aren't doing a very good job of mate selection and filtering genetics. Why do manlets still exist?MTerms like tall and short only make sense in relation to each other.At 5'7" I'm short in America, normal in Japan, a stud in Bolivia, and a joke in Finland/Holland.
>>34798774everything
>>34798774I want happiness/drive
I fucking hate myself, I look in the mirror and I see a loser. Do you hate yourself?
>>34798774turn off my masochism/cuck/abuse fetish entirely
>>34798673i would like to revise my statement, upon further research it turns out that she is brazilian. however the core of my statement remains unchanged as the hispanic femboys are also just as proficient at their artform as the eastern euros.
>be open about my obsession with women telling us men are the problem constantly all over the webz (that includes instagram where real people talk, not reddit retards)=> told to not obsess about it so much=>point out that women constantly obsess about some random men murderers and shit and transpolate it to every man ever=> WELL YEAH BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENINGok retard. I need to take myt meds.
Men, WWYD if You had a girlfriend who kept buying you hats as gifts but they were not your style at all and honestly really ugly, but she thought you liked them and would be sad if you didn't wear them.
>>34798776The cost is being a nice person to be around.
>>34798774Well that requires me figuring out what is wrong with my insides. Then I would know what to fix.
>>34798787Gently tell her to stop>>34798780No, thankfully I don't
>>34798787Alright femanon, I'll bite.Post a hat.Also that isn't a problem, I like kitschy stuff and hats are the perfect accessory to go kitschy with
>>34798787hats are struggle and my hair grows too fast to be maintainable.I've given up on finding good hats or managing good hair so I'd wear whatever clown nonsense she showed up with and make it look good.
>>34798780Kind of. There are days when I think about the way I treat people and despite everyone telling me how sweet and kind I am I'll feel like I'm just a selfish piece of shit who's good at tricking people. Nobody has ever been in love with me (despite tons of people really liking me) which makes me think I'm right about that.
>>34798235>Why do manlets still exist?I wanted to ask another similar question, but first, is it ok to say the nword on this board?
>reading my recently defunct uncle webchatit's a weird kind of feeling. Very sad. And his cats were left alone (one got sacrificed because of a tumor he had, and the other is living all alone in the house right now).Miss him. If I didn't have 3 cats of my own I'd adopt him
>>34798800That's a good point. How am I supposed to love myself if I don't feel like anyone has ever loved me?
>>34798801It is not. You have to spell it wrong.
>>34798774MMake myself gay
is it true that now that feminism is gaining terrain and women only go out with men they actually want to be with, that short men will dissapear eventually?
Is a guy justified in divorcing his wife if she doesn't want to have sex anymore?
People that say you can’t except someone to love you if you don't love yourself are dead wrong.
>>34798575How did he initiate though?
>>34798807gmod?
>>34798807No. Just the insecure short guys and small dicked guys will die off.
>>34798815Aren't you head over heels for a short guy?
>>34798811nope, Source Film Maker. Had some ideas I couldn't get to animate, but it was a cool program.
by happenstance I ran into my HS sweetheart in town, for the first time in 15 years. Holy cow my heart fluttered immediately, like nothing changed. We were each ithers' first, but I screwed him over thinking I could do better (I didn't), and admittedly hurt him pretty bad.He works abroad for a decade now, so we really never had the chance to speak after all was said and done.Long story short, he took me to dinner and afterwards we had electric sex all night. God, I missed him. Subconsciously I've been comparing every guy after to him, and truly 95% can't compare.I just wanted to sink into his arms and smell him all night, when suddenly he put his clothes on, thanked me, and left.The reason?>you know I'll never trust you baby. Well, that and the kid, fuck that.I feel like such a whore. Is this karma?I'm literally obsessed and heartbroken all over again.
>>34798774Make it so I could have eyes for only one woman
>>34798819oh cool
>>34798808No. You chose monogamy, in sickness or in health. The illness is usually you are so disgusting she doesn't want to have sex with you and not actual asexuality.
>>34798820As in your kid or his kid? You a single mom?
>>34798818keyword, insecure
>>34798818Yes. And that doesn't mean some men that are short or short dicked aren't insecure over it.
just noticed that I'm a bit bowlegged
>>34798809facts it's all just feel good nonsense.
>>34798827>small dicked men>insecure short mendoes this mean insecure small dicked men will make it?
>>34798823And yet wives are allowed to become medically fat as shit and still expect dick? Double standard.
>>34798830correct
>>34798824Mine.After him I made some bad calls. I love her to death but her father is the biggest mistake of my life.
State GenderDo you have any weirdly specific deal breakers for relationships?
>>34798761For example, I'm very envious of people. When good things happen to them I silently pray they'll lose it, and when their things fall through I feel an immense wave of relief. When I hear stories of people dying or suffering I don't care unless it's an attractive woman, because I don't think "this person suffered and that's bad" but "this thing I could have had for myself was taken", and I don't feel sad but mildly peeved. Passing of family members or people close to me hasn't affected me much emotionally. I just view lots of people in general as "not people", I either see nothing in them worth protecting or feel they should be removed outright. I like seeing people emotionally hurt or vulnerable and messing with people in positions like that. I don't really mind stepping over people for an advantage so long as I don't get caught.
Wait, there are people who DONT sleep naked?
>>34798765>paradoxWomen play those?
>>34798836Guy.Tattoos, piercings, kids, body count/degeneracy, over 30, ugly feet
>>34798831It's called pregnancy. Or else she really never had a reason to value you seeing her as attractive.
>>34798780Every time
>>34798774>If you could change ONE thing about yourself in any way, what would it be?MI'd either be tall or not depressed
>>34798842none of those are weirdly specific at all
>>34798847You asked I answered
>>34798839Feds should put a tracker inside you while you sleep.
>>34798839Oh, yeah.You're a bad person and I hope people like you stay far away from me. Wish you'd just vanish
>>34798820>you know I'll never trust you baby. Well, that and the kid, fuck that.Chad for the win
>>34798849correction, i asked, you failed to answer properly
>>34798820>>34798852>heartbroken all over again.Btw bitch, you don’t get to be heartbroken
>>34798844If it's 3 years after the pregnancy and you're still fat then you're just fat.
>>34798820Cool larp
>>34798832give me a qrd, what's their endgame
>>34794315How many single mothers are ITT rn? Single fathers?
>>34798859>Single fathers?hot..
>>34798856No. Her hormones are different and it's your fault for getting her pregnant if you didn't want to accept she could get permanently fat. Chop your cock off.
>>34798820I feel like I've read this somewhere.
>single motherEWWWW FUCK!!!!1>single father:3c
>>34798857it's not. I just wanted to vent because I have no friends since getting sober
>>34798860kek there was one guy posting that he's a single dad recently, talking about how the movie frozen makes him want to blow his brains out
>>34798865Not a single dad but I did babysit my cousin's daughters a lot.FUCK Frozen
>>34798861I will still fuck a woman if she gets fat, the point is you said wives won't fuck husbands who get fat which is the height of hypocrisy.
>>34798828Chad claims another one,.
frozen has good music and animation what r u guys on about
>>34798871anon.... I'm a man
>>34798851Well if you met me it's not like you'd know, it's not exactly hard to hide. People think I'm a good dude.
>>34798678>>34798679i am trying to lose weight but rn I'm at 84 kg and 180cm tall
>>34798872If you're a parent of young girls you would've watched this movie countless times by this point. That one single dad anon was saying he's got the whole thing memorized at this point
>>34798842Footfags get the rope
>>34798870Not really. Men don't get hormone changes, getting fat as a man is a choice.
>>34798870Bro stop replying
>>34798872Let it go stops being welo animated and songy after the 300th time
>>34798774Could I be not depressed please I think I'd get a lot more done>>34798780No I'd be cool being acquaintances with myself. But I don't think I'm very good at my job (running my life)
>>34798774f, it would be improving my long term memory. for some reason once the semester is over I forget everything I studied
>>34798876Lol gigantic and trannyesque proportions. Killing blow
>>34798836specific voice type bothers me a lot
>>34798877a lot of moids have holographic memory or some equivalent faculty. you can't really get by without it.
If I catch any of you people in my neighbourhood it's on sight.
>>34798820How old are you now? Why'd you think you could do better? Did he have a specific flaw that gradually became harder to ignore?
>>34798890idgi what u mean by on sight like we’re kissing or?
>>34798890>me watching you change
men haveu had ur first kiss yet? if not- how old r u? i havent either, im not judging
University housing changed my new roommate assignment from the cool korean exchange student to a gay white guy.I wonder how he's gonna feel about my icon corner.
>>34798888Nice digits. My wife frequently expresses surprise at how quickly I memorize song lyrics
>>34798894shut up slut
>>34798874Gay
>>34798891I'm 30 he's 33.Well he's kinda short and gets jealous on any mention of other guys.But no, he is pretty as a picture, super smart, and has a great dick. My fault was being a teenager at the time
>>34798885I'm actually well proportioned I don't think my shoulders are as wide as hers and like I can fit into clothing basically perfect since 5 foot 10 is standard model height
>>34798896No. Never will. 21.
>>34798899k..
>>34798897>my icon corner.What is that? also how do you know he's gay?
>>34798840I like having underwear on what if a spider crawls in my vagina or something I don't know. Feels more secure to have the holes covered. And sometimes when it's humid but not so hot that I have to take my shirt off I like having it to tuck between my boob and my chest so the skin doesn't touch. If I'm being honest I'm mostly wearing the underwear because I know I'm going to sit on my heel in bed alat some point and if I don't have underwear on that's going to get floor germs and debris all over my labia and possibly inside of me.
>>3479889627 and no, the one time I had a gf I was too shy to kiss her
>>34798897>Orthodox larperYou're more gay than him.
>>34798908hi im spider
>>34798905good girl
>>34798902How short? Did you have another guy you were interested in?
>>34798902My question is why was a senior dating a freshman Reeks of fake story
>>34798906>What is that?Catholic/Orthodox Christian prayer cornerHe added me on instagram and has pics of himself (and presumably his boyfriend) at pride parades>>34798912It's not a phase, mom
>>347989155'8, but it doesn't matter. At the time, yes, I cheated on him. Looking back it was probably the worst mistake in my life.
FemanonsHave you ever been with a smaller guy that ended up being really good? or is that basically a myth?
>>34798918>Catholic/OrthodoxPick a lane.
>>34798909You sure that was actually a gf then?
>>34798872It was fine, once. I bet you my mom HATES Pocahontas and Beauty and the beast because I watched them so much.
>>34798917lmao holy fuck virgoid.How sheltered are you?
>>34798921No I'm saying both denominations do it
>>34798904waow we are the same age, meant to be perhaps
So much of this looksmaxing glow up shit is just niggas going through puberty.
>>34798925Wasn't a thing I ever saw happen
>>34798890*delivering your bullshit popeyes I had to wait 20 extra minutes for them to make*
>>34798900how the fuck is that gay? I can't control that
>>34798919Ouch, poor guy. I guess that's where his trust comment comes from. It wasn't with one of his friends at least?
>>34798908Bush is protective. What is spider going to do? Make a web on my pubes? It will die.
>>34798917what…. that happenes all the time in school r u kidding me
>>34798933not friends but he introduced us basically.The other guy is in prison now hah
>>34798922idk man we were in middleschool we had only been together for like a week and she already wanted kisses, I wasn't ready for that
>>34798927Well I'm skinny so.
>>34798920i know you mean smaller as in penis size and not height, but my experience is that the short nerdy guys have huge dicks whereas the taller guys are more average. i get different things out of both types of penis size and thats OK. ones not instantly better than the other and I care more about passion than rough sex
a woman with no bush is like a car with no bumper
>>34798939Faggot
>>34798938No, shit. What'd he do?
>>34798941party pooper
>>34798920Small as in small dicked? Most of the penises I have encountered have been average or bigger. I've only fucked two tiny dicked guys 1 was a virgin and the other one was...14 years ago and the second guy I ever had sex with so hard to say. More data is needed.
>>34798946drugs and robberies and racketeering and such.
>>34798939Free kisses? I gotta have a word with the bitch
>>34798943cars haven't had bumpers in like thirty years anon
>>34798943Sexy? With the unnecessary crap that gets in the way removed?
>>34798931Leave it on the doorstep and don't look at me, serf.
>>34798942>the short nerdy guys have huge dicks whereas the taller guys are more averageHuh, I guess I'm not so weird after all.
>>34798947Not my fault.
>>34798945I'm NOT gay I was just shy fucking hell!also she was fat and not my type>>34798952she was fat
>>34798934The labia extends beyond the bush
>>34798951Was he your dealer?
Girls are so cute. I want one
>>34798957Fun fact, relative to its size a horse has a 4 inch penis.
>>34798960Oh you have roast beef? Nvm. Package your meats, girlie. Mb
I wish to forfeit this life, to be born again in a new world as that man I want to be, who follows and plagues me from the inside, unable to be free.
>>34798942NtaThe biggest dick I've ever seen was on a tall guy but I'd agree with you overall. There was a guy even taller than big dick guy and his was like 5". It's always like a 5'7 guy packing 6.5".
>>34798961eyup
>>34798943i want to get my bush removed desu but my partner likes it so it stays>>34798957i wonder why it is.
>>34798968>packing 6.5This is like flexing a 40k salary
>>34798960What nasty ass tire flap lips be on the chicks you’ve been with?
>>34798965Yeah you get it I'm not trying to say "welcome to Arby's" to bed spiders
>>34798896I had my first kiss at 19
>>34798896I also had my first kiss at 19
>>34798972More than that is entering the "no longer fun zone". A 4 inch dick is the 40k dick. It's enough but nobody's impressed.>>34798974Why are you assuming I'm lesbian?
>>34798977>>34798980so are u two married now or what
>>34798947Don't you like older guys anyway
>>34798972not her but the original poster, 6.5 inches is huge, genuinely I can only take about 4-5 inches. the only benefits to a big penis for me is that giving a blowjob is a bit more gun but if theyre too thick then its unenjoyable
>>34798983Yes :)
>>34798987no i dont want him to die sooner than me, thats sad
>>34798975GG
>>34798982>More than that is entering the "no longer fun zone"Guys really don’t understand this. I knew a chick that had a hysterectomy and 7” would start to breach and make her bleed.
>>34798983Two each other lol gayboys
>>34798996yes that was the implication
>>34798983NoI was ignorant of all the nice women who were actually interested in me. The rest of my kisses were at 25 and I haven't really had any relationships work out since that year.
Need a size queen
>>34798994New fear unlocked
>>34799002geez anon how many women did u kiss in one year
State sex and your favorite ero-manga aristMLithiumHis character designs and sex scenes always knock it out of the part
>>34798836M>uncritically religious>influencer/highly active on instagram>career-oriented in a field that isn't either creative or academic
>>34799006just one
>>34799002how old are you now
>>34799007You have an entire board for this shit go jerk off
>>34798896Yes, first kiss I was 14 I think
>>34799007I do not have one of those.Here is sekhmet dancing
>>34799004Not literally breach. It would impact though and spot
>>34799007f, I would get in trouble if I said it I think because they do some questionable content
>>34799018This is literally literally an anonymous hentai discussion forum
>>34798896Does it count if it was with another boy, then yes probably around eight years old we were going at it pretty hard during recess. If that doesn't count then no I haven't.
>>34799016revealing
>>3479901232I had a really long talking phase with a girl that made it as far as cuddling and I'm still trying to get over her. It ended in May. I have some career things to take care of right now so I'll worry about dating again in a few months. I've met like two new girls in the past month but I don't know much about them yet.
>>34799020Gay
>>34799020phrasing could definitely use some work
>>34799007This post gave me the ick
>>34799019its mikuni Atsuko
I wish I had a normal childhood.
>>34799021It's a cute meme design.
>>34798969Lol, did you get free weed?
>>34799018>I would get in troubleThis is an anonymous forum. Who are you going to get in trouble with?
>>34799033>Bro thinks this shit ain't monitored
>>34799028me too, but all we can do is work with what we've got now. we need to accept what happened in our childhood
>>34799023kind of. I haven't been gay since, knock on wood.>>34799024I meant what I said. Trust me.
>>34799028me too, anon, me too...
if i had a bf id draw him all the time all the time alll day
>>34798951how'd you get caught
>>34799033judge me all you want>>34799027
>>34799027Idk what that is
>>34799030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvsR-xciOTg
>>34799042doubling down on the bit is a bold move
>Plaps femanon against a tree
>>34799035"Look, LOOK Mr ISP, there's a shotacon over here!"
>>34799040Is drawing someone the artists way of flirting because I'm starting to think I might have missed some signals
>>34799049most artist draw things they like so yea i'd say so
>>34799051son of a bitch
I was born to blow her mind
>>34799027
>>34799044
>>34799045>>34799057sorry I know its disgusting
Hey femanonNice hips*Doesn't stop staring*
I'm gonna start forgetting to zip my fly up so I can call people out for staring at my crotch
>>34798836MI have to think her name sounds hot
>>34799063*staring at your crotch when you bend over so you don't notice me*
>>34799063Women do this blatantly, even with the fly up.
>>34799053
>>34799064can we get some examples of what men consider to be hot female names?
>>34799053https://youtu.be/xqtHQFFH9jQ
>>34799069Shaniqua
>>34799069nta but I think Evelyn is an attractive name.Generally if its multi-syllabic and has the potential for a shortened nickname that does the trick for me
>>34798836MIf she sneezes into her hands I'm no longer interested.
>>34799007ratatatat74yes I know I'm sick
>>34798836yes, f, plays specific exports video games. especially lol. one guy I dated was obsessed with that shit and was like bronze 3 lmao. so much wasted time and rage
>>34799076What if she sneezes into her hand and immediately uses hand sanitizer?
>>34799069I like elegant sounding names like Apollonia or Alexandra. Or short, cute names ending with a long E, like Chloe or Ellie.
>>34798942>talls are cockmogged by manletsThis makes me so happy. Justice.
>>34799082I don't know why you think my simple statement leaves any room for interpretation you nasty hand sneezing bitch. You probably cough into your fist too.
>>34798971>i wonder why it is.I guess the growth hormones had to go somewhere.
>>34799076What if she uses a handkerchief
>>34798836>weirdly specific deal breakersF. If he wears open toed shoes.If he has his ears pierced.If he wears necklaces or bracelets.If he wears briefs instead of boxer briefs / boxers.If he doesn't consistently keep his nails short. If he has femininely shaped / arched eyebrows.If he doesn't wash his bedding at least twice a month.If he has ever owned any sort of sexual toys or devices.
>>34799085Ok, I'll crop dust your ass in the grocery store.
>>34799092So close! Off by one.
>>34799092I'm glad some women are getting icked by the jewelification of males.
>>34799094Which one?
>>34799094Same, I failed the last one.
>>34799091She's on thin ice but I'm willing to overlook it due to the novelty.It's the kind of bullshit I would do.
Women, how do you like to be fucked?
>>34799082Fat bitch can't reach her elbow kek
New thread but forgot the link lol
>>34799102Yeah my tits are in the way, flattie.
>>34799099New >>34799099>>34799099
>>34799092Do watches count
>>34799101i love it when there's passion, lots of kissing, lots of foreplay, we talk, take brakes between rounds, lot of cuddling afterwards too. during sex I like a consistent rhythm but I know guys find it hard because they want to speed up and cum
>>34799107Nope, watches are masculine.
>>34799107what is a watch but a bracelet that tracks time
>>34799092>If he has ever owned any sort of sexual toys or devicesDo you meet the same standard?
>>34799110>between roundsI'm a virgin what does this meanDo people just fuck cum wait around in bed for a while and then fuck again. Or fuck for a bit and stop and go flaccid and then fuck again
>>34799114Yes. Sex toys, for men or women, are gross.
>>34799111Hey then I cleared em all wanna be my baby
>>34799110Thanks for the detailed answer. Do you consider oral foreplay?
>>34799115yeah to both. might have sex for half an hour have a break and go back to it. if I can make him cum more than once I'm happy.>>34799130of course, both ways of oral count for me. the one thing I will say is some guys are a bit too rough with my nipples, I prefer if when they suck softly but again, I understand why guys do it roughly
>>34799157So if he nuts in you are you just sitting around in bed with cool dribbling out of your cooch for 15 minutes until he's ready to go again
>>34799162usually I insist on condoms or pull out for that reason but there have been times where its pretty much what you say
>>34799162NtaTissues exist
>>34799177Well fuck pre lubed for round 2 I guess
>Girlfriend says sex is not about orgasms, its about the journey>But also waterplant emoji squirting emojiSo which is itI am trying to not be a selfish lover and she's actively insisting its fine then giving mixed signals
