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Plap
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עם ישראל חי
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>>34806532
Utilitarian ethics yikers
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Femanons can I take your virginity?
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successfully click baited
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>>34806540
23 years to late
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What a sweet and pretty girl
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Men: Would you punch this face?
Women: Would you punch this face?
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>>34806542
Yeah, ngl.
I'd click on that video.
Also
>Red bar is full
Was it good?
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>>34806547
it was ok, not great but not bad either, she only has like 3 videos
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>>34806546
I would do more than punch his face, I dont know if its his shit eating grin but it gives me violent urges.
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>>34806546
M
Yeah
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>>34806546
I see zoomers have discovered Perez Hilton. He's still relevant? Hell even at the peak of his "relevancy" he was just an obnoxious lolcow.
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>>34806546
yeah he has a very punchable face
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What a moidhanded edit, the guy was clearly having a bad time but I'm just glad I could use him to get rid of my virginity
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>>34806553
troid hands
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>>34806551
I doubt it's going to last, he's getting a moment because of his bizarre self mutilation on stream. I suppose in the broader scheme of things he's an argument against allowing surrogacy for single men.
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>>34806546
Yea, he has an extremely punchable face.
Literally concave like a baseball glove.
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>>34806548
Does she actively show off her pits
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Women, thoughts on a husband who tries to do nice things for you but fucks it up frequently?
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>>34806532
women, what would it take for you to excuse a mans felony of destruction of property which resulted in a really bad mug shot of him being posted on the internet and easily searchable by name? ive gotten dumped thrice over this, once after sex a few times
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>>34806560
Cute.
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>>34806553
Fair enough. Now it's your turn to do the same for me.
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>>34806559
that was the first time and of course the video has a lot of views compared to her other 2 videos
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>>34806464
That's good to hear, do you like to do wear anything that makes you feel nice?

>>34806474
>>34806487
Well that's a bit extreme, you are asexual?
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My heart wont stop skipping and I think Im going to die of heartbreak.
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>>34806546
M
nah, you can tell just by looking that he's got enough problems as it is, not my responsibility but I'm also not going to make it worse through pointless cruelty
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Men

How many push ups can you do in a row?

I barely got to 20
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>>34806571
Too late
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women do you undertake any preparations in anticipation of being stretched by huge cock
srs question
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Isn’t it time you get a job?
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>>34806577
Why would I want a cock that doesnt fit?
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>>34806572
About the same. The average number is about 15 - 29 consecutive push ups for most healthy bodied men.
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>>34806572
If I do them sort of fast and I push myself to the limit, I think I could do around 25 or 30.
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>>34806575
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>>34806580
are lanklets considered healthy?
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I think me being a bit bowlegged is the reason why I constantly kick my own ankles when I walk all the time
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>>34806584
Average centrist kotor 2 gameplay.
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>>34806578
Yeah, a blowjob. Get on your knees
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>>34806585
If your BMI is good and you aren't poisoning your body with artificial shit and your diet is clean enough sure
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Avoidant chads ww@???
also isnt avoidant the most realistic one when it comes to life
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Gender

Are we cooming, or are we dooming?
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>>34806595
Avoidant here. We're the least likeliest to cause problems for others. The most likeliest to cause problems for ourselves.
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>>34806572
I can get to 25. I got weighted vests to use while doing them so I can do more. I used to do clapping push ups too but now I live in an apartment with people below me and I feel like they'd hear it if I did
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>>34806572
I've never maxed pushups until I couldn't do them anymore but I do 55-65 pushups in two minutes without leaving pushup position depending on my overall well-being on the day. I'm very tall and I swear I simply can't do the pushups much faster because of how far I have to travel on each pushup. The short guys move way less mass a shorter distance. Like wiggling a finger vs. waving your whole arm. Has always bothered the hell out of me.
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State gender
Health nuts are annoying. Agree or disagree?
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>>34806596
F
Dooming
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>>34806600
I eat walnuts and cashews every now and then as a snack, partially for health reasons.
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>>34806600
Disagree
Being healthy is good
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>>34806600
They got great pussy if they shave tho
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>>34806599
same reason why lanklets are so bad at thrusting and fucking
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>>34806600
M, everything in moderation
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>>34806605
Okay, but do you understand that there's a difference between someone who occasionally indulges in junk food and a morbidly obese food addict?
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If a man's thing is called a peenus weenus whats a womans vagina called?
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>>34806595
>isnt avoidant the most realistic one when it comes to life
I would agree purely on intuition, but whichever style you have, it's going to feel like the 'most realistic one' from the inside.
Secure attachment seems to have the best outcomes. Maybe you can argue that the attachment style isn't the cause but the result of stable relationships, and the benefits come from having a support network, but then it still makes sense to find those trustworthy people and move in the direction of secure attachment.
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>>34806600
I am a health nut but I find most others unbearable with their holier than thou attitudes.
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>>34806595
>also isnt avoidant the most realistic one when it comes to life
Only if you aren't a social person.
Of course majority of people are social people.
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>>34806532
Femanon, does this type of costumes in popular media make you angry at the patriarchy?
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>>34806599
>The short guys move way less mass a shorter distance
This is true, I can do the pushups super fast as a manlet but try not to because then I'm not gaining the proper workout. If it's any consolation you lanklets cover more distance when walking and get to destinations quicker than we do.
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>>34806596
M
too filled with doom to coom (for the most part)
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>>34806617
Lazy bait.
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>>34806617
loincloths should come back as a fashion thing
its even more erotic than mini skirts
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>>34806599
>two minutes without leaving pushup position
Just say two sets bro
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>>34806617
Most of the femanons here would fuck it probably. Remember you're talking to zoomer autist adhd depressed bpd chicks nigga. Their whole thing is eat hot chips, be bisexual, twerk they phone and lie out dey ass
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>>34806560
We like embarassing twinks
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>>34806578
Idk how
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>>34806551
>He's still relevant?
He got possessed by a Slaaneshi demon and did ass to mouth with a razor blade on tiktok while fluoride stare gremlins watched it. Nothing truly bonkers if you've been on gore sites for a while.
The funniest part is the guy going
>perezzzzz you been drinkin that Florida watttah mayne you been drinkin that ocean tap wattah mayne you gotta go down the gas station get you some normal wattah
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>>34806617
I'm a straight male but I hate when media needs to rely on overt sex appeal. It feels trashy and unconfident
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>>34806600
I've never found them annoying at all. M. Actually, I think I legitimately enjoy the company of health-oriented people. If a bro is like "yeah, we're hungry again because we did a 10 mile jog this morning, here, try out this ninja-spartan salad I like to eat!" I'd be all "hell yeah!"
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>>34806611
vulva
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>>34806630
my bulba vulva
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>>34806630
but that doesnt sound cute like peenus weenus (haha)
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>>34806611
>If a man's thing is called a peenus weenus whats a womans vagina called?
goofy foofy
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Foids, why do you fucking cheat you whore cocksuckers!:You fucjibg hussies!

Just fucking break up! There is literally zero reason to ever cheat!
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>>34806546
>Women: Would you punch this face?
Yes. And while I feel for anyone having mental health struggles, I can't say I feel sorry for him after everything he's done to actual children.

>>34806562
>what would it take for you to excuse a mans felony of destruction of property which resulted in a really bad mug shot of him being posted on the internet and easily searchable by name?
It would require context.

>>34806600
>Health nuts are annoying. Agree or disagree?
Depends to the degree and how preachy they are about it to others.

>>34806617
>does this type of costumes in popular media make you angry at the patriarchy?
No, it makes me want to punch Anita Sarkeesian in the throat.
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>>34806611
Vagoogoo
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>>34806617
it dosn't make me mad but i think the outfit is boring
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>>34806600
Crunchy is the derogatory health nut term. A regular health nut is not obsessive and doesn't project their food insecurity like mormon missionaries.
Crunchy people do and crunchy parents are the worst.
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>>34806640
My favourite 80s band.
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I wanna coom in my gf
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Foids and Moids deserve each other
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i'm listening to technooooo
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>>34806579
all cocks fit because all cocks require stretch-to-fit, no?
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>>34806642
Would you wear something similar for your bf?
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>>34806638
>it makes me want to punch Anita Sarkeesian in the throat.
basedbasedbasedbased
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>>34806532
I thinks its going to be th egirl I lose my virginity to who will be bummed out, but certainly not me. But it iwll increase th overall happiness in the world, that is for sure.

>>34806546
I'd rather slap it constantly, like a sort of stress ball. Throwing tah many punches gets tiring
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How about this?
Does this make you angry, foids?
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>want Korean fried rice
>no one to go with
>only good place in town is geared parties of at least two
>they bring out a table's worth of sides even if you come alone which makes me feel like a prick because most of it will go to waste as I won't eat it
>tried to tell them to hold the sides one time but the waitress's English was really bad so she didn't understand
women of atoga why do you allow this to happen to me
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>>34806653
Why are you sticking to your lazy bait?
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It's past noon. Time to get drunk in the shower.
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>>34806650
no i think it's kinda ugly. and i'm never going to have a bf anyways
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>>34806653
None. I like playing mileena.
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>>34806638
>muh Anita Sarkeesian
no offense sis but it's kinda giving pick-me
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>>34806654
Take some homeless guy or even me. I'll go with you bro
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>>34806658
Not even when displaying your nice legs? :(
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>>34806628
I was there. At a certain point, I felt sexy outfits were cringe, but in the current climate, I'm so tired of everything being so sterile and family-friendly.
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>>34806649
Not all dicks fit no lmao do men really not know this?
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>>34806659
women are not allowed to play MK.
Women's gaming choices are limited to CandyRush and The Sims
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Have you ever felt like you don't wanna pursue someone because you are too into them? And you 100% know that in a potential relationship (because just getting sex and no relationship would mentally break you) you'd always be the one who cares more because of that obsessive attraction to both personality and looks.
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>>34806666
>Not all dicks fit
prove it
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>>34806667
I will beat your ass as a woman and you will enjoy it.
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>>34806667
No, males have claimed the sims, it is now a sex mod simulator. the girls can have animal crossing
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>>34806666
Some of us do, supersatan.
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>>34806666
>Not all dicks fit no lmao do men really not know this?
Nice quads, Lilith
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>>34806659
>I like playing Mileena
Based, I mained her on the side. I was a Kenshi man myself.
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>>34806671
You probably could, even you are 150 cm, because I'm out of shape. I can even run for 5 minutes without getting exhausted.
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>>34806672
you're so wrong it's not even funny. moids will never take the sims
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>>34806668
>Have you ever felt like you don't wanna pursue someone because you are too into them? And you 100% know that in a potential relationship (because just getting sex and no relationship would mentally break you) you'd always be the one who cares more because of that obsessive attraction to both personality and looks.
Perhaps but I still did and it didnt work out. Happens to a lot of people anon.
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>>34806678
>You probably could, even you are 150 cm, because I'm out of shape. I can even run for 5 minutes without getting exhausted.

Son...
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>>34806671
Hmm. Depends. Do you want a muscular man as your right hand?
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Plap
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>>34806666
How does it not fit? It's designed to birth children
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>>34806678
She can't run period
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>>34806683
>you're so wrong it's not even funny. moids will never take the sims

You're right because the president and co-president of the franchise (two FOIDS) decided to cancel Sims 5 and refuse to make a new one. Good going females
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>>34806689
It hurts dumbfuck
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Women can you put me in your sims save
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Women, do you think its weird when a man is alone all the time, does stuff on his own and doesn't really mind? Not antisocial or spergy, but I enjoy the freedom that comes with being your own agent in the world.
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>>34806693
Birthing children yeah
Idk why a dick would though
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I remain imperfect, as to not offend God.
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>>34806692
sims 2 is the best so whatever
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>>34806697
Nta and not a woman but from what I hear a lot of guys who try to recreate pornhub are smashing pussy like it's a pinata, just mashing that shit like the pussy is a potato lmao. Don't underestimate amateurs bro
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>>34806697
Because its punching my cervix over and over you all watch too much porn for once just listen to women
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>>34806695
no ITS WEIRD YOU SHOULD BE TETHERED TO A WOMAN YOU FREAK its
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Women should men like >>34806697 be forced to have their assholes reamed to know what it's like
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>>34806689
vagina stretches exceptionally during birthing, more than typically can
but vag should be able to take any dig, it is mostly based on arousal. An unaroused vagina cannot fit even a pencil dick
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>>34806705
God yes please
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>>34806703
How can we zero-trust prove a woman said this?
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>>34806695
I don't give a shit (in a good way), that's how everyone lives aside from a few basket cases
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>>34806702
seems like skill issue, just tell him only to use the tip
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>>34806708
i was joking its fine you don't have to be insecure about wanting to spend time alone
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>>34806702
>"Just listen to women!"
>[observe women shouting at ex-bfs that they have a small dick and other women constantly hooking back up with ex-bfs with huge dicks]

I will ignore what women say and just look at what they do
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>>34806695
Yeah its antisocial
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The average vagina is 4 inches in depth (unaroused jitsu form: desert style)

It can retract and become 8 inches in depth (aroused jitsu form: oasis style)
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>>34806703
Fuck no, I spent my childhood and puberty tethered to my single mom and I'm not doing that ever again.
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>>34806713
Since when women likes insecure clingy nice guys?
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>>34806695
noep. im like that too and dont have friends lmao. people who say they wouldn't be able to go see a movie alone for example annoy me.
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>>34806717
i was JOKING
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>>34806714
>Man is confused that different women have different opinions
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I need to buy a distortion pedal
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[State Gender]
Which came first?
The penis? Or the clitoris?
Is the penis just a large clit?
Or is the clit just a tiny penis?

Vote now on your phones
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Christ why are dicklets so annoying? Never giving a chance to another dicklet.
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wo/men
do you have that tism booty?
>or: a scientific explanation for JH
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dumb moid hours
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>>34806684
I think I need more reality checks so I don't go for it. How did it fail in your case?
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>>34806728
BOST DIDDIES :DDDDD
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>>34806727
>picrel
Is this just a fancy way of autists are toe walkers
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>>34806727
ain't reading allat
I'm a man but what I can say about autist women, they are extremely flexible in bed. Extremely more flexible. They can put their ankles behind their head.
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>>34806727
f i do feel like i walk weird but don't have "proof". and unless i manually focus on fixing it while walking, in the moment, i do have slightly severe anterior pelvic tilt.
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>>34806732
toe walking was indicated as a significant contributor, but not the soly significant one
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SOLE-ly haha get it
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>>34806736
oh my god >solely
kill me at once
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>>34806737
No. I hate feet.
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>>34806738
Can I see your soles
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>>34806727
>Anterior Pelvis tilt (ass more protruding/larger ass)
>Hypermobility (extremely flexible, spreads wide)
>Doesn't play social games like normie women, blunt and straight to the point

I think we found wife material lads
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>>34806725
Pretty sure an internal structure makes more sense developing first than an external structure
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Today is International Cat Day
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>>34806726
what happened
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>>34806730
>I think I need more reality checks so I don't go for it. How did it fail in your case?
Self sabotaged and realised too late that he didnt want to continue the relationship, he probably fell in love with someone else. It was a few years ago.
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>>34806739
Dignity level -100
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>>34806716
Perfect for my
>7" BPL
>6.5" NBPL
>5.25" G
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>>34806743
I miss that cat. Did you know cats purring is healthy and helpful for you.
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>>34806747
Perfect average dick. Nice.
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Women, are foot fetishes actually disgusting to you, do you tolerate it, are you into it? Do you wear sexy footwear to entice footfags?
I'm not a footfag myself, but I fing it interesting.
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>>34806728
I'm just bulding my warhammers lady.
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>>34806741
I'm an autistic women and I hate men. That is all.
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>>34806705
My butthole wasn't made for weiners though
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>>34806752
how about u build some house instead
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>>34806747
The fuck is a NBPL? I also got a 7 incher but I didn't bother measuring the rest
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>>34806751
>I'm not a footfag myself, but I fing it interesting.
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>>34806747
7" Birthplace? 6.5" Northern Border Pipeline company? I don't get it.
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I'm a normal man and I hate autistic women. That is all.
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>>34806753
you should breed
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>>34806753
why
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>>34806745
Was it insecurity or something else in your case?
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Do guys ever get angry about how much extra dick is stuck inside of them?
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>>34806596
m

cooming I'm getting baptized today
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>>34806757
Maybe a little bit? I like looking at female feet, but I don't get aroused from it or have any compulsion with interacting with them in any way. I like generally like nearly all parts on a woman I deem attractive.
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>>34806758
below poverty line
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>>34806759
They know and already avoid you anon.
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What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?
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>>34806767
Fair enough.
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>>34806653
>Does this make you angry, foids?
Angry about what they took from us. Though I am glad they made her a lesbian. What that tongue do?

>>34806660
>no offense sis but it's kinda giving pick-me
I grew up playing the games she says objectified women, and I disagree. I also like protagonists that aren't sexualized, like Aloy, but the outfits from 90's fighting games are part of the zeitgeist.
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>>34806756
Non bone pressed length
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>>34806759
You're a manipulative man that's why they avoid you
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>>34806755
I live in the middle of the city, I don't think I could find a parcel.
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>>34806751
It's disgusting, I stopped wearing revealing shoes when I found out some men are aroused by it
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>>34806778
If that were true I'd go specifically for them
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>>34806764
>Was it insecurity or something else in your case?
Both really. I regret a lot of things.
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>>34806748
Yes it makes your bones stronger
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To men, can boners work like tourettes? Like can it happen when you're not even horny, just because you keep thinking this would be the worst time to get a boner, not in an erotic taboo way, but more like a person with tourettes blurting out nigger when they see a black person because it was the last thing they wanted to happen?
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>>34806785
yes
it just happens randomly sometimes
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>>34806785
>Like can it happen when you're not even horny
Yes
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>>34806785
No
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>>34806785
I thought it was common knowledge that boners are often random, specially when you're younger.
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>>34806783
understandable. last question do you have any advice you'd give your younger self? in regards to this specific sort of situation
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>>34806779
sigh
are you going to build some cool monsters today or soldier dudes?
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I wish I were a guy.
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>>34806797
>understandable. last question do you have any advice you'd give your younger self? in regards to this specific sort of situation
Communicate well with whoever it is your in a relationship, ask her or him to be legit honest and you, yourself be honest with what you want.
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>>34806728
Fun fact: Looking at tits increases mens IQ by enhancing their Motivation.
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>>34806802
wheneveri want to replicate being a man i jus stay at home.
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>>34806806
Nobody here is going to send her tits.
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What music artists did you listen to back in the day who seem to have completely disappeared from view?

Telegraphing my age but I grew up listening to The Eyeliners and Gays in the Military. And both bands' work is so hard to find these days I swear I fucking hallucinated them.
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>>34806809
i'm too young for that
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>>34806799
If you're going to be like that, I'm going to stop being nice with you.

Monsters, my whole army is monsters.
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>>34806812
im tryin mildly hard to not be a catty bitch for no reason >:) well i hope you have fun painting some cool monsters.
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VIVA CRISTO REY
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>>34806815
Well, for now I'm just building them, I haven't painted any yet. And to be honest, the one I'm with right now is being a fucking pain. I hope you have fun being a catty bitch.
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>>34806535
¿Hay que dice? No hablo judezno
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I showed you my wounds
I peeled off the bandages
So you'd believe me

But they repulsed you
You ran away, and my wounds
Are open again
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Ayo, slide me that pucci, I wanna see sumn
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>>34806540
>Femanons can I take your virginity?
If you can find it, sure. No idea where it's got to, though, it was a long time ago I last saw it.
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>>34806819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5li3tbPY-iA
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>>34806785
>Like can it happen when you're not even horny
Yes. Random boners stop in frequency as we get older. The most common non-horny boner men have is:
"Morning wood" aka Waking up with a boner. Happens for no reason, no sexy dream required
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>>34806577
>women do you undertake any preparations in anticipation of being stretched by huge cock
I break up with its owner.
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>>34806725
M

a dick is just a clit on a stick
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>>34806808
It's against the rules
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>>34806785
Not anymore. When i was a teenager yes.
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>>34806649
>all cocks fit
Actually, no. It is possible to be so big it physically won't fit inside.
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>>34806845
Imagine being religious, doing marriage before sex and then finding this out by attempting sex.
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[State Gender]
Have you ever had any dream(s) during sleep about /atoga/?
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>>34806849
No, this place is boring and dull
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Do you think that the reason that autistic people "struggle" with eye contact is as nature's defense mechanism against Medusa and other Gorgons?
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>>34806848
Get lube and take your time
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>>34806855
Retard
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>>34806725
>Is the penis just a large clit?
>Or is the clit just a tiny penis?
They're quite similar sizes, actually, it's just that most of the clitoris is internal.
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>>34806860
cope
women are dicklets
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>>34806751
>Women, are foot fetishes actually disgusting to you
In theory, foot fetishes are fine, but in practice all actual foot fetishists are perfectly vile.
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>>34806855
>Do you think that the reason that autistic people "struggle" with eye contact is as nature's defense mechanism against Medusa and other Gorgons?

Yes but the autistic person's curse is everyone is a medusa/gorgon, anyone can turn their nervous system into pebbles just by looking them in the eye
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>>34806856
>Get lube and take your time
Sometimes that isn't enough.
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>>34806862
Do you ever wear flip flops or slides in public, and think about all the dudes who get boners when they see your toes?
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>>34806868
>Do you ever wear flip flops or slides in public
No.
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Percy Jackson looks like a mid-2000s Hollister model who was homosexually groomed and raped by his photographer and his agent
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Solipsism is true vocaroo.

https://voca.ro/15EbMJ4YN6p4
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When you were growing up, how often were you masturbated by your elders?
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>>34806874
Whatever makes you feel more special.
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>So I believe that solipsism is true....
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>>34806874
You have a very nasally and robotic voice. You sound like a dork. Please try talking more normal.
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>>34806876
Are you going to bring up your cringy loser fetish every thread? Nobody cares or replies.
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You are feasting on bird turds. And instead of eating with your hands, you are eating with your feet. Which look like a bird's talent. You are a bird footed, bird faced woman who eats bird poop berries!
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Imagine waiting for marriage only to find out that your husband is a dicklet.
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Babies/infants have to wear diapers until age 2 - 3. An average baby/infant will go through 6 - 8 diapers per day. There are 1,095 days in three years. That's about 6,570 diapers in all. Which means all of your parents cleaned your buttholes, PP and balls (moids) and your foofs (foids) 6.5k times.

Say "Thank you" to your parents you smelly retards
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>>34806884
I waited for marriage and it turned out my husband suffered from autistic retardation.
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>>34806884
Thats literally rape
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>>34806887
Lol you christoids are funny.
Did you divorce?
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>>34806886
Why is it considered so normal for parents to touch their kids' genitalia and assholes? Very weird and pedophilic.
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>>34806861
I agree with this anon unfortunately
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>>34806849
M
Yes
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How would you feel about being married to someone that rubs the sweat from the soles of their bare feet on your face while you sleep? And who gets an erection from this behavior?
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>>34806895
Why am i married to a woman? Thats gay.
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>>34806785
When I was a young teenager that did happen yes, but no more
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He has abandoned his American values. And he has become Spiritually Chinese. This must not be allowed.
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>>34806785
In high school I had a classmate who involuntarily ejaculated in class. He got told to leave class and he had to go to the school nurse's office, where they inspected his penis and gave him a pair of replacement pants.
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>>34806904
He must have not known how to jerk off
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>>34806904
Thats crazy I hope this is fake.
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>>34806904
An involuntary full ejaculation? Impossible. A few drops can get out but not a full ejaculation.
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>puts out a blog 2 days ago about "woe is me, life is so depressing, don't blame me for not writing"
>gets on a plane to hang out with his favorite whore at a play instead of writing or spending time with his dying wife

Women, would you be ok being treated like this while you have terminal cancer?
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do actresses like doing lewd scenes?
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>>34806908
No, it was a lot. And from the smell you could tell he wasn't peeing himself. The entire seat of his pants was covered in sticky wet semen.
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I sell the fact that I can't be bought
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>>34806910
Depends on the man they do the scene with.
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>Luka Dončić’s ex-fiancée has reportedly filed a new claim in Slovenia seeking $50 million in a custody and support dispute—$40M for herself and $10M for their two daughters—while also seeking to reduce Luka’s custody time from two days per week to one.

Luka is 6'8", the greatest NBA player of all time, and even that isn't enough for the modern foid in 2026.
Why are they so evil?
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>>34806909
He lives the same kind of life he writes about. Bro IS Robert Baratheon, the doomed king.
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>>34806914
Why do athletes choose the most gold digging of wives. Are they retarded?
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>>34806911
Must have been embarrassing for him lol.
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>>34806914
>while also seeking to reduce Luka’s custody time from two days per week to one.

is she citing abuse or what? I know some girls who hate their dad but have to live with him every other week but what's the deal here if he's already down to two days a week?
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>>34806890
>Why is it considered so normal for parents to touch their kids' genitalia and assholes? Very weird and pedophilic
Because if they don't clean you, you will get an infection and die.
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>>34806890
Retard
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>>34806916
They met when they were 12. She is just evil like all females are.
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>>34806920
So they're supposed to molest you instead?
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>>34806914
>>34806916
it's not just an athlete thing, nerd communities like the fgc and pro cs have their share of gold diggers too. since the dawn of time, powerful men have fallen victim to women who only want them for their money and/or status.
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>>34806926
They should choose better. No sympathy from me.
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>>34806915
He's a hack writer. Some well english lit anon needs to finish the ending and make sure he copy rights it so George Martin doesn't steal it.
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>>34806925
Oh ok I suppose it would have been better to leave you in your own shit and piss for three years
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Is it considered a foot fetish if I generally don't strangers feet attractive, but if during sex when am insanely horny I might suck on my ladys toes?
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>>34806932
Yes
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>>34806931
Do you genuinely have autism? Its bait.
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I like feet and that's ok
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33 freemasons walk into a bar
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>>34806678
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYZ0FokNX3B/
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>>34806932
I don't like feet but I loved
>her
feet

Like if you had strong feelings for her and saw how nice and soft her feet were you'd be into them too. But I'd say it wasn't a foot fetish because I loved every inch of her body.
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should i unironically build a pc using temu parts? i kind of want to try.
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>>34806942
How about touching grass?
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>>34806939
>I'm the juggernaut, bitch
t. BlueValkyrie

kino
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Women, how do I find a girl that is clingy, drooling over my muscles and sexy?
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>>34806934
>Do you genuinely have autism? Its bait
This website is full of too many autistics that I can no longer tell who the retard is from the cynic.
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>>34806942
I built a PC based on X99 mobo, Intel Xeon and RAM, all from aliexpress. I salvaged other parts from old PC:s I had laying around. You can try it for lolz but it's likely not any cheaper than buying local secondhand pc parts.
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moids how do i make more bad faith arguments
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Femanons, should I buy a whip to self flagellate?
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>>34806946
I'm all of those things but I'd never date someone off of 4channel
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>>34806953
>moids how do i make more bad faith arguments
Always assume the person you are talking to is making an attack against you, no matter what opinion they give.
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Are boomers retarded?
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>>34806955
Drop your instagram then. Forget we were on 4chan.
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>>34806957
Didn’t they have lead in their paint
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>>34806953
Be a man on the internet.

Have no social skills combined with a degree in something like Economics or Political Science and overexposure to media content like The Munk Debates, Hasan Piker videos etc.

Then vomit it all out online by talking over women's traumatic and emotional experiences with your abstract talking points that you picked up in college and from YouTube videos.
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>>34806957
>Are boomers retarded?
No. Zoomers are, because they are envious of their bought homes, assets & properties. Zoomers assume that Boomers had it easy because a house back then cost $7,300. But fail to remember the minimum wages back then for a boomer was 75 cents an hour. Zoomers have a "I want it now" mentality thanks to being conditioned by 7 second shorts and reels, and they assume boomers got their homes quickly when in actuality it took decades of saving and grinding.

Pull up your damn bootstraps
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I am old enough now that I could hypothetically be the father of several /atoga/ posters. And they wouldn't even know that they are my bastard, out of wedlock child.
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>>34806953
Accuse people of things. It works especially well if it's something a little close to what they actually said but a lot worse.
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>>34806953
Just turn everything other people say into an insult or in a way that favors you, and assume bad faith. If you can add "Thank you for proving my point" at the end, that works pretty well.
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>>34806963
>women's traumatic and emotional experiences
Unless you live in Africa or the Middle East, shut the fuck up.
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>go to gf sister party
>younger sister (legal) is there
>incredibly lowcut dress with large chest
>spend entire day trying to avoid looking
>couple times through the day where eyes meet while eyes are moving
is it doomed? i am not interested in the younger sister at all but good fucking lord is it difficult. am i just a fuckin coomer?
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>>34806965
If zoomers signed up for a Volunteer Sex Work Corps that gave them free room and board and job experience, they wouldn't have so many problems. Our society needs a Zoomer Sex Worker version of the Tennessee Valley Authority and the Conservation Corps.
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>>34806741
>>Anterior Pelvis tilt (ass more protruding/larger ass)
Idiots fall for lordosis all the time
>>34806946
jump off a bridge
>>34806932
it makes you a loser
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>>34806973
>jump off a bridge
Kill yourself.
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>>34806971
She knows you're looking nigga, just don't make it akward.
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>>34806970
NTA. There are many parts of Africa and the Middle East that are safer for women than the average small town in America.
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>>34806971
You can look and ever coom while thinking about her but it shouldn't go further than that
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>>34806971
Suggestion
Threesome
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>>34806975
I just told you to do that, come up with something more original
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>>34806546
M
No, not for no reason. It is certainly an annoying face, but that's no reason to indulge in my violent craving to punch it
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>>34806980
Nah you aren't worth something more original.
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>>34806975
>>34806973
live laugh love yourself
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>>34806969
>I get randomly brought up in a conversation that had nothing to do with me
What's it like having me life rent free in your head?
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>>34806989
Thank you for proving my point
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Women, thoughts on men who wear Toupets/Hair pieces?
I have a perpetual cartilage bump on my head, which will look really stupid if I ever go bald on top. I don't mind if it only happens when I'm a really old fart, but I can realistically expect to be norwooded by my 60s.
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>>34806989
Didn't even know you were there and I don't care, but you're totally right. Thank you for proving my point that you can't ignore me or your catchphrase. I sincerely hope it catches on so other anons repeat it too.
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State gender
Is there anyone from these threads who live rent free in your head?
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>>34806572
if i push to my absolute max i can get up to 40, if i do it consistently for a week i can get up to 50 easily. the problem is i just don't do it consistently.
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>>34806985
It's not for me, it's for you buddy
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>>34806978
>>34806976
i always thought women were super pissy about looking at boobs for even a second.
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>>34806996
Thank you for proving my point.
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>>34806996
The woman who just said she is sexy, will drool over my muscles and clingy but didn't drop her Instagram.
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>>34806999
She's literally showing you the boobs
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>>34806995
>I hope other anons have a random femanon start living rent free in their heads too
What a sad life you lead.
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>>34806572
65.
>>34806998
I don't think so.
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>>34806572
12
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>>34806991
can the bump be removed or does it keep coming back or is it too dangerous to take out? i was going to initially say i didn't like hair pieces but with your situation i feel that's it's understandable and i would support you if you wanted to wear one.
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>>34806999
I mean, they're not dumb, they know they'll get a few glances and stares with a lowcut dress that shows the chest. Some will be flattered, some will be annoyed. The point is not acting like a desperate coomer.
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>>34806967
Dad is that you
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>>34807001
I dont have an instagram and I got chads at home. The hard part is finding a loyal chad who isnt a psychopath.
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>>34807004
You're totally right, seeing you freak out because of a phrase you've adopted just because iis sad and not funny at all. Thank you for proving that this affects you that much.
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>>34807004
Nigga you are literally unemployed and spend all day arguing with moids on here
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>>34806957
They're lead poisoned
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>>34806996
That goddess from yesterday
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>>34807011
>got chads at home
Getting gangbanged?
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>>34806996
Potato anon. I can't stop thinking about last night. I keep fantasising about being married to him and he brings in a haul of potatoes onto the table with a hefty thud and I feel safe and secure knowing that no matter what happens, everything will be alright because we will never go hungry
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>>34807018
No, I dont fuck outside of relationships.
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>>34807017
Birdwatcher femanon who lost weight and is now a hot musclemommy?
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>>34807021
>musclemommy
She still looked quite pudgy
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>>34807007
Its been there since birth and the doctors said its harmless, most likely an Osteoma (extra bone). I'll probably opt to have it removed , but its nice havign other options.
>i didn't like hair pieces
Why not? Frankly I'd consider it on pure looks reasons alone, a man simply does look better with hair.
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>>34807020
So I am assuming you are in a relationship?
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>>34806965
Impotent post
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>>34806785
Definitely. Particularly with teenagers and young men.
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>>34806965
Finally, new bait. I will have your remains entombed in a Bass Pro Shop pyramid, o master baiter
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>>34807021
Hey thats me!
>>34807026
No, Im single and looking. Locally.
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>>34807034
It's a shame that we're probably not even on the same continent.
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>>34806996
M
That one foid hope poster but she’s gone now
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>>34806996
Not quite but something similar to that yes
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>>34806996
M
yeah, the snowboarder chick
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>>34807019
>Potato anon. I can't stop thinking about last night
back the fuck off you skank i saw him first, it will be me that is wrapped in his toned arms, i am the one who will be giving him a sponge bath to rinse the soil off his skin after his hard day's toil when he comes back to our homestead that means me and not you
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>>34807038
Which continent are you on? How is it?
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is the secret to finding love harvesting potatoes?
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Cigarettes
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>>34806996
F
Yes but I'm not elaborating.
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>>34807051
Weed>>>>>>Tobacco
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there's something disingenuous about women claiming to be turned on by men being essentially glorified pack mules and guard dogs
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How to get women who look like this?
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>>34807056
It's what men evolved to do
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>>34806996
>Is there anyone from these threads who live rent free in your head?
Male
No
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>>34807049
I'm from Spain, so Yurop. If you ignore the political climate, the irising prices and the increasing difficulty of living, it's really quite good.
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>>34807055
weed is goynip. absolute cattle behavior
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>>34807049
FYI that's not the guy who were searching for "sexy clingy drooling" girlfriend.
I live in Europe.
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>>34807059
I think it happens once every month, or so I've heard.
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>>34807060
If I claimed women should do what they "evolved to do" I don't think you'd like it
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>>34807063
>The kind of person who unironically uses the term goynip is also the kind of person who likes tobacco
Not surprised.
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>>34807068
I wouldn't really care tbqh as I'm a male
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>>34807056
>there's something disingenuous about women claiming to be turned on by men being essentially glorified pack mules and guard dogs
that's because you feel equal to a woman in power and strength for some reason. Which is gay and you need to stop thinking that way
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Tobacco and weed are both enjoyable, smoking is just nice
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>>34807068
What women evolved to do in human context is not clearly defined.
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>>34807071
>being strong is le good... because it means women can sit on their ass and I can do all the hard labor
notice how emphasis on masculinity is just being suckered into responsibilities and duties? lmfao
lmao
>>34807070
Even worse then, you're essentially an unthinking drone and proud of it
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>>34807074
hahahahahaahah
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>>34807069
I dont like Tobacco either
but at least it doesnt smell as disgusting and doesnt have the disgusting ''culture'' that comes along with it

people who smoke straight tobacco at least dont do the whole ''NAH man, its healthy, its totally healthy, it helps me reach another plane of existence bro''
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>>34807075
>notice how emphasis on masculinity is just being suckered into responsibilities and duties? lmfao lmao
You should naturally want those without being suckered into anything. The only entity that wants to be dead weight and experience nothing but play time is a child.
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>>34807056
I get what you mean. But I get what women mean also. It is not that they don't also see you as a person, and that they just see you as utility or equipment to further their goals. I have come to understand that it is a genuine psychological attraction of capability. Women's sexuality is inherently driven by insecurity from being physically vulnerable. So a man that is capable and reliable of labouring or resource security and of physical security is sexually appealing. It is the masculinity of it they are attracted to, not the fact you are being treated like a pack mule or farm equipment

Well that's my coping theory anyways
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>>34807072
I'm crossing the street when I see you up ahead.
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>>34807080
Make your argument so i can call out how retarded it is. I don't even which eay you want to go with it.
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>>34807075
Woman brain put on the panties
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>>34807064
Thats fine, I just like hearing about different cultures!
>>34807062
Oh nice! Sounds lovely.
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>>34807085
Thank you for proving my point.
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>>34807086
You'd suck a cock if it was considered by society to be "manly" lmao
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>>34807081
Oh so you're just a boring self-righteous straight edge cunt. Again, not surprised.
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>>34807092
You will be my towel boy
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>>34807084
Thanks, I don't like walking near strangers since I'm shy
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I made dandan noodles are you proud of me?
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>>34807094
no
alcohol is my vice
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>>34807095
I was right on the money, you fucking queer.
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>>34807100
Nah you had it the wrong way around
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the first sip of a protein smoothie tastes like heaven
getting down the last half of it is like swimming through concrete
>>34807097
good boy
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>>34807100
You don't get to call anyone a queer. "Waah I'm so angry that women are attracted to competence and physical skill and endurance"
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>>34807096
Well smelling terribly certainly helps with that.
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>>34807083
>I have come to understand that it is a genuine psychological attraction of capability.
But to what end? It just loops around to being useful.
>Women's sexuality is inherently driven by insecurity from being physically vulnerable.
Yes, not genuine desire for another person, but as a means to an end. It's like women's primary motivator to seek a man is driven by the need for someone to fill out their very blatant flaws, which is probably what motivates the type of woman who does not respect her husband.
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>>34807091
You didn't make a point
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>>34807103
>JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT IT STOP STOP STOP
Women can make a moron like you do anything by simply appealing to your pride.
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>>34807111
>Women can make a moron like you do anything by simply appealing to your pride.
No, I got my motivation to become competent from male role modeling, I aspired to do what I saw other do other competent men can do, I never factored women into the equation, because I have a stable sense of self and I don't have crippling autism like you do.
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Wew, didn't expect a Steven Universe voice actress to be so BASED
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>>34807116
>because I have a stable sense of self and I don't have crippling autism like you do.
On 4chan that actually loses you izzat. Please gtfo.
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>>34807118
Lore accurate lol.
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>>34807118
>Adults who watch a children's cartoon show are angry at a children's cartoon show
Fucking embarrassing
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F-femanons, would you like to go for a coffee?
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>>34807119
>On 4chan that actually loses you izzat. Please gtfo.
No this is not a safe space for autists, if you want that go to Tumblr or some gay queer community
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>>34807123
all of the femanons????
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>>34807124
It's not a safe space for shallow neurotypicals either
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>>34807123
Sure :D
>>
I’m the most important person in America, I’m a swing voter :^)
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>>34807126
He who casts a wide net catches the most fish
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>>34807116
thinking is just too much for someone like you
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>>34807129
>>34807123
These 2 should breed. God, please make it happen.
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>>34807102
Im not a boy but sure I guess
>>
Shit shit please wait for me
I'll come
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>>34807134
Ok well it's a bit soon for that, we haven't even gone for coffee yet...
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>>34807128
>It's not a safe space for shallow neurotypicals either
You're the shallow one. You're the idiot that cannot understand why women are attracted to a man's capabilities. You can't seem to connect the dots between action & identity. You only focus on the action a man performs and you assume women only see the utility of the action and nothing more. You fail to understand women are attracted to the man for possessing and demonstrating that action because they perceive innate qualities in his character. The type of qualities that produce such competent actions, something we call "character".

And your character is one that shows disdain for competence and responsibility taking. And if your whole thing is you don't want to do those things because you feel you'd be "suckered" into it, it makes you shallow as fuck, and also victim mentality brained.
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>>34807126
Fuck it, why not. Unless you want it to be just the two of us for some reason.

>>34807129
Lovely, we can take a walk too. How do you like your cofee?

>>34807134
Unlikely, but I appreciate the sentiment.
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>>34807118
I suspect such irony applies to politics too to some extent, given how the "racist" right-wingers are often more reasonable than the "tolerant" left-wingers
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>>34807130
im a big band voter myself
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>>34807106
No, I'm trying to say it isn't calculated. Well, it can be with gold-diggers. But it is like our attraction to femininity, and then women say "you don't love me, you love my body" but we both know that these things are interlinked and not entirely accurate to reduce men's sexuality to purely physical attraction. There is still a genuine love for the person beyond that. And even when they age and lose that initial attraction, men still love their women typically

But I do think it is a genuine phenomenon that women mate select using this "pack mule" attraction and then the husband becomes ill or something, or loses their job and they stop loving their husbands. But that's because they never loved them and it is the case you are talking about. But it is possible that women's love for men goes beyond it and is just initial

I read in the local newspaper about a month ago of a girl I went to school with. We're nearly 30 now, and this was primary school, so it was a long time ago that I seen her. It cam as a shock to see her in an article. Her man became ill. Like one of those diseases that progressively paralyses you and kills you. They got the diagnosis years ago and she just spend that all time with him, and married him before it was too late. Then he died. She's in ruins now. She still loved him

But I have another anecdotal story the same, except it was a couple who I knew and they were together for nearly 40 years and the bitch left her and got another man straight away as soon as he was in a wheelchair. She just up and left him like that as soon as he was no longer of use

I believe they find the masculinity of capability attractive and it is a mechanism for how they select partners. But I also believe that they are capable of seeing you and loving you as a person beyond that, too. And they are capable of using you, also. Just choose your woman wisely, lad. Don't get jaded
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>>34807143
A walk sounds nice! Truthfully, I don't actually like coffee. I would just get a hot chocolate instead.
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>>34806532
State gender (and sexuality)
What are your thoughts on the whole "straight women who reject bi men are bigots" discourse?
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>>34807152
M straight
Women should reject those people. They probably have stds and they won't be loyal.
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>>34807151
That's also cool, I don't think a lot of people would dislike it. But I think that'd be better in winter. Grabbing hot chocolate and snuggling sounds comfy.
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Gender
Green or black?
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Atoga, I'm gonna party again after like a year since the last time because all my frens moved away :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4qtLNJeiR0
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>>34807152
F Bi
This entire "discourse" comes from a single study that had stats showing that straight women were more unlikely to sleep with bi men. Ignoring the fact this is one random study that hasn't be replicated, the study had nothing regarding the women's views on homosexuality whatsoever. So men looking for more reasons to get mad at women decided to take a page from the tranny book and start accusing women who don't want to sleep with them of bigotry. That's it.
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>>34807152
M straight

It depends if they reject them because of sexual preferences or prejudice, I guess.
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>>34807152
m, straight
not really my business and i have no interest in thinking about/attempting to police people's sexuality
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Would you guys date a dumb gf? I watch anime at 0.5x speed because I can't understand it at 1x. I don't read that fast and the episode in general moves too quickly for me to process and I just get so confused. I think I have a learning disability.
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>>34807167
Depends. Are you clingy? Then I'd.
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>>34807152
M
I think it is retarded and I reject the entire frame

The word "bigot" has been overused ever since the libshittening of tumblr, or maybe even before that. A bigot is not someone who's opinion you can't stand or offends you. A bigot is someone who cannot accept disagreement or that people have opposing views. Too often the accuser of bigotry is the bigot in reality

A woman not being attracted to a man that likes other men is not a "bigot", they just don't want to date a cock sucking faggot
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>>34807167
as long as it doesn't interfere with your day to day life and doesnt prevent you from going to work, driving, taking care of yourself, etc
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>>34807167
M
Cute, I'd explain the plot and symbolism as many times as you need.
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greens why are you disgusting whore malding cuck beta tertiary shitters
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>>34807168
Extremely. I'm like a baby when in love with someone.
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>>34807176
Sure you got yourself a boyfriend.
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>>34807158
I'm a big hot chocolate fan. I drink them almost the whole year.
>Grabbing hot chocolate and snuggling sounds comfy.
Perhaps while watching a movie too? :D
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Because he wears the conquerors crown
he wields the conquerors sword
he bears the conquerors name
every single symbol of legitimacy belongs to Aegon
thats why
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>>34807167
I usually find low intelligence repulsive. But maybe you are not stupid. You might just be autistic or something, or mentally exhausted day to day

Are you actually stupid? I don't think you are. Usually stupid people can't write that well
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>>34807159
M
Yeah I also hate the blacks
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How the fuck did I gain 1 kg in one day? It's going to take a week to lose it again. Why do I have to starve myself just to maintain weight?
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>>34807185
probably full of poop
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>>34807167
What if i grabbed you by the shoulder and shook you and shouted at you when you didn't understand me
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>>34807185
>How the fuck did I gain 1 kg in one day
You eat carbs. Carbs intake water. It's not fat, its just excess water.
Go to >>>/fit/fat/
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>>34807149
I don't feel this only applies to cases of women blatantly using men they don't really like, and it's not always something calculated. Sometimes it's subconscious and a bit more subtle than that.

The main difference I see between men and women is that women expect men to at least appear like they care about them more than just sexually. The entire concept of romance revolves around this. Yet men will see no issue with a woman telling him he's "so attractive" for fixing her wardrobe or performing manual labor.

Don't get jaded
Probably too late, I'm simply waiting for a woman to prove me wrong.
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>>34807185
Take a shit, dummy
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>>34807185
Retard. Fluctuations like that don't matter at all. It's water.
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We are gonna party so hardd atoga :P
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Yeah baby
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>>34807163
>F Bi
I'm CIA
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>>34806910
>do actresses like doing lewd scenes?
Almost always not.
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>>34807195
lol
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>>34807152
don't care, bi men are fucking annoying
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>>34807196
why do they do them?
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>>34807193
Those have loud noises. No thanks.
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>>34807180
Of course, I'm a homebody, staying at home watching a movie, show, anime or whatever, under a blanket and with a hot chocolate sounds great.
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>>34807200
Why do you think, retard?
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>>34807167
Do you have dyslexia?
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>>34807203
money? can't they apply for other roles?
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>>34807195
How many dogs did you kill this week?
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>>34807167
Dumb gf is fine and endearing but watching anything at half speed is crazy
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>>34807200
>why do they do them?
Many don't. But some view it as a necessary part of the job.
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>>34807206
Usually no. They have already recorded other parts of movie. Actresses cannot just "nevermind" during middle of the production.
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>>34807211
nobody tells them in advance like in a contract? that's so fucked up
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>>34807202
What movies do you like?
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>>34807185
>How the fuck did I gain 1 kg in one day?
Most of it is water. You probably ate a lot of carbs and a lot of salt.
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>>34807212
Of course they do. Bruh.
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>>34807190
>Yet men will see no issue with a woman telling him he's "so attractive" for fixing her wardrobe or performing manual labor.
I think the equivalent to this is when you see a woman being or doing something feminine and you find it attractive. It is the same mechanism but just different triggers, for evolutionary psychological reasons. So it's not what it looks like, but it can be with certain women, but they are easy for me at least to spot

Do any women ITT have anything to say about this without getting defensive?
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>>34807167
Would you date a bf with suspicious behaviour such as rewinding at least three times per minute when watching a movie, TV show or video?
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>>34807215
sorry i'm dumb. so they go into it knowing it's something they're not going to like doing? it just seems so weird to me.
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>>34807212
Nta but is this bait come on nobody can be this retarded. If you get hired as a janitor you can't be surprised that nobody told you that the next bathroom you clean has shit on the floor, that's part of the damn job
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>>34807152
F
If a woman thinks it's unreasonable to reject her based on body count then she's being unreasonable by rejecting bi men.
The reasoning usually is pretty homophobic like it's always "idk I think it's gross and see him as less of a man if he is sexually attracted to men". If it was only "I'm terrified of AIDS to the point of neuroticism" then I could at least understand why they're singling out men who fuck other men.
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Anyone else have kids?

We just had our first. A little girl. So far it’s going pretty well, not as hard as I thought it would be but still plenty of challenges. How’s it going for the other parents here?
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>>34807218
At the end, you get paid.
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>>34807219
no i'm legitimately 80 iq, i'm sorry
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>>34807192
I don't think it can be called fluctuation when it goes up in a day but takes a week to lose.
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>>34807213
I don't think I have a prefered genre. Save for romcoms, I think I like most of them: horror, comedy, drama, action... just like with books or games, I specially like watching the classic ones and see what made them special. What about you?
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>>34807222
the idea makes me feel uncomfortable.
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>>34807216
>Do any women ITT have anything to say about this without getting defensive?
I was, but now I'm not due to your shitty attitude.
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>>34807152
M
Bi
Technically true but not in any way meaningful, I don't engage in culture war slop
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A girl wants me to degrade and humiliate her and I don't know what to say
this is the SECOND time a bitch wanted me to beat and kill her while I wanted to cuddle
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>>34807221
Damn, congratulations. I hope everything goes well of all of you.
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>>34807224
They are not fluctations. They are carb inflammations. Don't read those retards' messages. I told you. Carbs intake water.
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>>34807220
It's healthy to have those phobias
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>>34807228
I don't have an attitude...
Oh you're making a joke. I think
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women with big mouths/smiles scare me
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>>34807228
you're a funny guy
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>>34806785
yes. you can just be doing anything and it'll just go "Power On!"
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>>34807214
I don't think I ate a lot today. I just didn't starve myself. I'd expect to maybe gain a couple of hundred grams, not a whole kilo.
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>>34807233
Hello ketocel
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>>34806845
ok, but not realistically ever anything lube won't solve.
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>>34807240
1gram carb = 5grams water. So it adds up,,, don't worry.
>>34807241
I look more jacked than you can ever wish.
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>>34807233
>carb inflammations
>inflammations
Huh?
I need carbs to function though, no? And not feel exhausted all the time.
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>>34807241
dude looks like he has a twitter account called @cunnycorrectoruohh
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>>34807233
>carb inflammation
yeah the substance your brain literally runs on is inflammatory
ketards are really something else
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>exercise
>lose fat
holy fucking SHIT
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>>34807246
Yes. Eat whole carbs instead of retarded maltodextrin stuff. You need carbs, clean carbs. Like from rice.
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Inflammation is good how do you think my dih gets so fat
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>>34807167
>Would you guys date a dumb gf?
It depends on whether you're dumb about everything, or only about certain specific things. If you're just a slow reader, we can work around that, but if you can't figure out how to cook or shop then that's going to be a problem.
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>>34807252
starch is an inferior form of carbohydrate
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>>34807249
Retarded fatass literally denying basic biology. Has no idea what he is talking about. As expected from a 300lbs person.
https://whyweight.com/how-carbohydrates-influence-inflammation/
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Rice is chinkslop for malnourished bugs with frames built from twigs. It could never sustain me as a white man.
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>>34807252
I did treat myself to an ice cream today.
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Women, answer the pack-mule question. Is your attraction to a man's utility exploitative and dehumanising? How does this attraction work? From the point of qualia, what is it actually like to experience?
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>>34807244
>ok, but not realistically ever anything lube won't solve.
Yea, absolutely, it can be something lube won't solve.
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>>34807260
There is no "treat" dude. You cut. Every cheat meal is a cheat on your physique.
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>>34807261
bro said qualia
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>>34807225
Yeah I like a lot of genres too, I would say my favs are horror and comedy. I especially like 80s horror movies because the practical effects are very cool!
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>>34807261
this is a bad faith question
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>>34807268
Why?
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Women should I crawl into a hole and die there?
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>>34807240
If you eat a lot of salt your body retains a huge amount of water to keep the salinity of your blood stable. (This is why salt gives you high blood pressure). Eating carbs also makes the body retain water to make glycogen. Or, if you're female, you could be premenstrual; the body can retain several pounds of extra water at that point in the cycle.
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Women do you like TTRPGs? If so, which ones?
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>>34807258
Decades of bad science and dogma have created a culture surrounding nutrition that is essentially religious in nature, hence why we see nonsense like keto and all this other crap.
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>>34807264
I don't want to live like that. What a horrible way to live. I want to live normally and comfortably.
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>>34807272
wod
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Women, how would you feel if when your husband made you a sandwich, instead of uniformly distributing the sauces on the bread, he put it in splotches, "to surprise you"?
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>>34807231
>A girl wants me to degrade and humiliate her and I don't know what to say
Honestly, just move on. You could learn what to say, but you'll never enjoy saying it, and if you don't, it's pointless.
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>>34807274
I'm sure you'll make it to 500lbs one day. I believe in you. You got this!
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>>34807261
So are protecting and providing no longer recognized as a traditionally masculine traits? Why would a man be mad about being found attractive for his skills I thought you guys liked that.
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>>34807262
no, not realistically. nobody has a horse penis. the biggest max at a little over 7" circumference.
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Why are women into romance novels so much? Is there nothing else in the world that interests them?
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>>34807283
this is a bad faith question too
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>>34807281
I want a mommy gf who lets me sit at home unemployed and pays for my things and feeds me
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>they can't answer the pack-mule question
The WQ has been answered. I'm sorry, anon, you appear to be correct >>34807216
I'm all out of copium

>>34807281
If you can't answer the question then don't bother
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>>34807267
Pretty based. Movies like The Thing, Evil Dead, Candyman, Hellraiser, Child's Play... still look amazing even today.
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>>34807278
That's not very surprising. Nice of him to make me a sandwich though.
I've been desensitized to stuff like that because of my dad. Divorced dads make lunch fun. That motherfucker would have hidden peanuts in it or something lol.
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>>34807283
fictional men like women for more than their bodies :/
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>>34807289
meant for >>34807190
quoted myself, sorry
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men are pack mule house builders
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>>34807294
Are we supposed to die in wars before or after that
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This song fucking sucks
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>>34807281
I want a beautiful lazy gf who only lays about in the sun and lets me oil-massage and use her fair-skinned body at will. Why are women mad about that? hmmmm.
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>>34807289
>Women didn't answer my bad faith question, therefore they agree with the shit premise!
You already had your mind made up, that's why women didn't answer it.
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>>34807294
yet you beg some of them for penis rather than a house
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>>34807284
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>>34807289
>if you can't answer the question
I could, if you would answer my clarifying questions. Does being desired for their strength, calm demeanor in a crisis, or desire to protect their partner upset men? Or do they enjoy that? I was always told they liked it.
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>>34807296
build the fucking house first duh holy shit men r dumb
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>>34807282
>the biggest max at a little over 7" circumference.
Bollocks. My best friend's ex had a 7.5" girth - she measured him one time. But they come bigger than that. There's a brand of condom called MySize.Pro which does a range of different sizes. The largest size is 72mm diameter. For it to be worth making them that big, there have to be an appreciable number of customers who are too big for the next size down, which is 69mm. That means a decent number of their customers must have a girth above 8.5".
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>>34807294
No, because this will happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp5iwZoCoc
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>>34807271
"high salt intake = high blood pressure" is a medical dogma not based in reality. Low sodium triggers the rise of aldosterone, which results in vasoconstriction and poor circulation, to which the body raises blood pressure to compensate.
>>34807280
The idea that insulin, a disease where the body cannot process carbohydrates adequately, is caused simply by consuming carbohydrates, is pants-on-head retarded. Insulin resistance is caused by high free fatty acids and high stress hormones interfering with the krebs cycle. Your gluttony for fat consumption is literally impairing your ability for your body to use its most efficient fuel source, carbohydrates
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>>34807299
It's not bad faith, you are defensive about a genuine inquiry and that is an answer in it's self
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>>34807304
Then why did your mother teach you necromancy when you were a young girl
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>>34807298
If she's not volunteering to make you lunch and rub your back you're doing something wrong or picked the wrong one. The free use thing is asking a bit much though.
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Scrotes how many cougars can you take on with your bare fists
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>>34807299
He was the one trying to prove me wrong, actually
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theres this mediterranean looking like girl at my gym with incredible butt, she smiled to me and clearly glances at me from distance.

should i approach her next time? if yes, how
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>>34806910
>do actresses like doing lewd scenes?
Some must. I can't think of another reason Margaret Qualley fucks someone in every role she's in. Or maybe because Jack Antonoff is simultaneously a cheater and a cuck.

>>34806914
>Luka Dončić’s
I know where he lives. Also, she ain't getting shit. And surprisingly, then breaking up doesn't come from infidelity, which is unheard of with NBA players.

>>34806942
>should i unironically build a pc using temu parts?
I have seen some crazy Chinese parts builds. Also, a lot of big name brands get sold on there, just without the name on it. I've seen Arctic, Seasonic, and a bunch of other components just with some ching chong name on them. The only thing you won't find cheaper is RAM.

>>34806957
>Are boomers retarded?
Yes, and even worse, they're malicious.

>>34807118
>Wew, didn't expect a Steven Universe voice actress to be so BASED
Old news, and it's just because her husband is MAGA and she's brainless. But most of the cast is Asian and it makes my bits tingle.

>>34807152
>What are your thoughts on the whole "straight women who reject bi men are bigots" discourse?
F, bi
You can reject anyone for any reason.

>>34807259
>It could never sustain me as a white man.
That's why rice is a side in the West and not the main dish, unless it has a lb of meat on it too.
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>>34807314
Excuse me anon you're not racemixing are you? You forgot to ask for MY consent.
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>>34807308
>Asking a question in bad faith isn't bad faith!
Least delusional atoga male.
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>>34807312
Cougars like animals or cougars like Milfs?
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>>34807301
You can mostly blame "booktok" for that increase I bet.
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>>34807307
>The idea that insulin, a disease where the body cannot process carbohydrates adequately, is caused simply by consuming carbohydrates, is pants-on-head retarded. Insulin resistance is caused by high free fatty acids and high stress hormones interfering with the krebs cycle. Your gluttony for fat consumption is literally impairing your ability for your body to use its most efficient fuel source, carbohydrates
Who said that? Can you quote the message I said that?
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>>34807312
0
I refuse trying to impress you
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>>34807303
>Does being desired for their strength, calm demeanor in a crisis, or desire to protect their partner upset men?
maybe you should read the actual discussion
But you wont

To answer simply, no, not at face value. Read the conversation to understand the actual concern >>34807056
>>34807083
>>34807106
>>34807149
>>34807190
>>34807216
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>>34807303
Do you like men finding you explicitly attractive because of your tits and ass?
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>>34807319
both
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>>34807307
Then why do high fat low carb diets fix insulin resistance?
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>>34807312
Come over and you'll find out
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>>34807312
I have never tried fisting a cougar.
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>>34807303
Yes. Absolutely
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>>34807312
Well I only have two so two at a time
Idk why these milfs are so into fisting though
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>>34807314
>should i approach her next time?
No.
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>>34807325
I scanned it earlier that's how I came to my "you guys are thinking too hard about this" conclusion. Initial attraction is based on looks and vibes. It's literally just a vibes thing.
>>34807326
If I find those men attractive and want them to find me attractive yes.
It's only a problem if those are still the only things he likes 3 months in.
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>>34807290
Yess great movies! I'm honestly kind of weirdly obsessed with the hellraiser franchise even though it's really not that good lol. I've watched all 11 (ikr, 11!) of them but I would never recommend that anyone watches past number 4... some of them are REALLY bad.
The first 3 are the best. They are very silly but they are fun to watch and have cool practical effects <3
The thing, american werewolf in london, the fly, and the return of the living dead are my other favs. (I think those movies are better than hellraiser, hellraiser just has a special place in my heart.)
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>>34807305
no, people fail at accurate measuring. 7.5"- yeah, that's' possible, but you couldn't find a single picture of an actual 8.5" circumference on the whole dirty internet. likewise, things like 72mm (nice bs measuring system) rubbers are the same as the supersized rubbers for the supersized dildos.
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>>34807303
>Does being desired for their strength, calm demeanor in a crisis, or desire to protect their partner upset men? Or do they enjoy that? I was always told they liked it.
Nta but I was one of the anons that disagreed with him. Yes men enjoy it, most men do. Some men don't for whatever reason and I'm going to guess it's due to low self esteem or something, same as how there's women who enjoy being admired for their looks and ones who despise it because they have low self esteem.

The tried and true phrase has always been:
Men need to feel needed
&
Women want to feel wanted

This has been historically true, is congruent with male vs female psychology, and all of man's dynamics allude to this as does all of woman's dynamics.
>>
Did you know that Dean Martin smoked in this room?
So did Frank Sinatra?
So did Nat King Cole?
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>>34807328
The recommendation to lower carb intake to manage insulin spikes has been confused for the actual etiology of the disease.
Sticking to a low carb diet while your blood sugar looks "normal" doesn't mean you're cured, if your glucose metabolism is impaired, you still have a problem.
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>>34806953
Ask questions with unflattering assumptions about your opponent. Go through an argument with something in contention but working within a paradigm with the assumption you want such as my comfort is has more value than your pain without being explicit.
Unironically watch how Israelis talk.
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>people unironically think cocks as thick as cans exist ITT
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>>34807323
Still waiting
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>>34807348
Everyone is anxious about their dick size because allegedly there are women in this thread
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>>34807338
Damn, I don't know if that's impressive or worrying. I've only watched the two first myself and I think they're quite good. I heard about what happens in the others though. Horror sequels, what are you gonna do.

I'm sure having an cozy 80s horror marathon with you would be lovely.
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>>34807323
>ketard doesn't even understand his own religion
the clowns of the nutrition world
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Why are men obsessed with cars? Why do they all own pickup trucks but don't work in construction?
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>>34807335
>I scanned it earlier that's how I came to my "you guys are thinking too hard about this" conclusion. Initial attraction is based on looks and vibes. It's literally just a vibes thing.
We're not talking about looks or vibes or initial attraction specifically. It's about the "pack-mule attraction" and my argument was it is probably an initial attraction for women, or if they actually don't love him, it is the only thing that keeps them around. I'm arguing that women are capable of loving you beyond your utility, but it happens sometimes that they do just see their man as that. I've seen both cases multiple times. The OP of the conversation is more cynical. SO I'm asking YOU women if you have anything to add at all, since you know, you are the actual experiencers of this desire. Getting defensive about it says the worst

Men want to be wanted and desired. But also loved and not seen as mere farm equipment. It isn't rocket science
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>>34807354
>still thinks im a keto guy
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>>34807339
>the same as the supersized rubbers for the supersized dildos.
Why would people bother to make huge condoms for horse dildos?
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>>34807340
Fuck no, I want to feel wanted, not needed. Wanting to feel needed is universally a low self esteem thing for both genders. Think of the kind of guy who will walk around with his chest puffed out after his wife gave him a headpat for switching a lightbulb. Thats a "needed" man. Or rather, a retarded donkey who will play house servant for a few crumbs of affection.
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>>34807292
This implies there's nothing for real men to want women for outside of their bodies
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>>34807355
Because they're fucking awesome
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>>34807357
You okay anon?
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>>34807355
>Why are men obsessed with cars?
It symbolizes status.
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>>34807350
>being anxious about your dick size because of women
Why bother? You either give them the ick for having a small dick or you give them the ick for being anxious.
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>>34807359
Porosity, using it in a different hole, if you have a harness and use it as a strapon (I don't imagine lesbians drop $300 on a new strap with each breakup), etc
nta btw
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>>34807167
Please stop being dumb, stop watching anime and start reading some books talk to your doctor about your lack of concentration and that you suspect a learning disability.
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>>34807364
Yeah pretty good. You?
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So I've been hanging out with a girl from uni for like a year now. Shes easily the most shy person Ive ever known, and I have feelings for her. We dont really talk a lot but we go for walks regularly and I enjoy her company a lot. Ive been on vacation and I start uni next week and Ive been thinking about her and how much I want to just hold her hand and hug her but I can't bring myself to ask her or just do it out of respect for her. Last time we went for a walk I asked her if we could and she gave a wierd excuse and I told her that its ok if she doesnt wanna, but in a bit of an angry tone (or that's what I think I sounded like), rest of the day went well though.
I could go on for longer but should I just ask her like straight up for a hug or am I too starved for human contact.
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>>34807355
I feel about cars the same way I feel about guns. They're fun in video games but in reality they make me uncomfortable.
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>>34807348
>>34807359
for reference to the fools who think they exist; just look the numbers and think if you could find a single human penis of that girth.
slim and mini? some 99 percentile cases, but no STANDARD can sizes
all comes around to the point; the penis is gonna fit
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>>34807316
I expected you to be more centrist...
>brownoid lgbtroon
But I guess I'm not really surprised that an attention-whoring reddit tourist like you is left-wing
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>>34807355
Why do women wear fancy dresses and spend hours on their hair and makeup?
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>>34807372
That's somehow worse
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>>34807355
I honestly don't care about cars at all. Except for Deloreans.
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>>34807351
Don't worry, I wouldn't make you sit through the other 9 lol.
>I'm sure having an cozy 80s horror marathon with you would be lovely.
It sounds very nice :)
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>>34807378
As a man, fancy dresses are cooler than cars
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>>34807373
Tbh even the Coke can will fit, I've seen it
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Do you believe that innate gendered interests are real? Like someone earlier was talking about men liking cars. I’m a man and not a huge Motörhead but even still something does tickle my fancy a little bit when I see a cool car. And I also know how to work on cars mainly from necessity but not because I really care deeply about it. And a lot of women I know like to bake and garden. I think it’s more than just societal expectations. I think certain things just appeal to different sexes on average. Not to say there aren’t plenty of exceptions.
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>>34807355
>obsessed
strong word
>why men like cars (effective generalization)
multi-faceted reasons. multiple things, multiple motivations.
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>>34807355
I have a pick up truck passed down from my dad who did work in construction, though. I could get a different car but dont want to.
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>>34807356
>I'm arguing that women are capable of loving you beyond your utility
That's just common sense. It works the same way as a man's attraction to me. Initially superficial because that's the only way it can be if you don't know them well, and it transitions to liking them for the specific things about them not just the ways they perform masculinity or femininity as you get to know them better. I'm not sure why you're trying to argue with me because we agree?
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>>34807384
Yes
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>>34807355
I like trains actually
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>>34807355
I hardly care about cars. For me, it's tractors and excavators. They are just so useful and makes me feel like I can do anything with them. That's why I like them. There are so much tools you can use for them and they have so much power. For men that likes cars, I imagine it is "you can go anywhere"

Also the mechanics are another fascination. Just the marvel of engineering is fascinating in it's own right
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>>34807385
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Does it ever upset lesbians that they can't dick down their girlfriends and wives?
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>>34807355
Plenty of them aren't. 2/4 boyfriends knew less about cars than I did. Try musicians.
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>>34807379
I thought you might think that. Because this >>34807365 anon is right.
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>>34807394
yes
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>>34807384
F
Maybe a little bit, but I do think social expectations play a decent role in it as well.
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Women, thoughts on the taxpayer sex position?
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>>34807387
I'm not the OP of the convo. I'm not arguing. You are arguing as I ask a question. Thanks for answering finally, you headache
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>>34807383
exactly- enough of them can handle the coke can while there's no coke can penis; realistically the penis always fits.

if it's a length thing, just tell the retarded long-penis-haver to use less of the length
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>>34807373
Average bbc
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>>34807396
Don't you see cars every day? Maybe not guns since they're mostly an American thing.
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>>34807355
men evolved to like and experiment with tools, and a car is just an advanced and complex tool.
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>>34807381
You know, if you have someone there to watch them and have a laugh and a good time, I don't think it'd be that bad. One of the best experiences I've had was watching things like Fast and Furious or Twilight with friends and not take anything seriously.

Let's hope one day both of us get something like that.
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>>34807360
>Fuck no, I want to feel wanted, not needed. Wanting to feel needed is universally a low self esteem thing for both genders. Think of the kind of guy who will walk around with his chest puffed out after his wife gave him a headpat for switching a lightbulb. Thats a "needed" man. Or rather, a retarded donkey who will play house servant for a few crumbs of affection.

You're projecting. Because I am not implying that a man should do things for affection, that's (you) who would do that. You admit that when you say you would rather feel wanted over needed. Secondly, I never said 'want' to feel needed. It is 'need' to feel 'needed'

And this is true for men, we do need that because if we cannot find somewhere to develop skills or exercise competence, we spiral into a mental rut. Man's need isn't about women, because we only [want] women we don't [need] women.

We need to feel needed for ourselves, for our own self respect, and that means self mastery, it means being able to accomplish things, achieve feats, building or designing or crafting or hunting or writing or whatever you want. Being able to master something and then making a physical change in reality around us. That's manhood squared, it's about potency, competence, ambition and finding somewhere that needs us.
The greatest place in life a man can be is part of a system (whether that's family or career or creed or tribe or community) where if that man were to stop his contributions or efforts, the whole operating sinks. That he is the most necessary brick in that wall. That's what fulfills a man and always has.
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>>34807393
I love these hyperspecific wojaks, kek.
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>>34807409
>this larping faggot again
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>>34807404
I expect this poster to have a recognized mental condition within my lifetime, good god
>>
bbc more like bdc
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Why do people still use Reddit if it is so universally hated even amongst redditors? Like people are actively choosing to participate in a community that everyone agrees makes you cringe and pathetic to be a part of. Even 4chan gets more respect.
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>>34807414
Perhaps a cuck?
Women, do you like cucks?
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Why does coffee make me so hungry? I feel like a beast.
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>>34806532
State gender
Thoughts on Katseye?
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>>34807152
M Bi
Don't really care since nobody's obligated to date anybody, but it's pathetic and dumb when they try to rationalize it to save face. Bitches with four times my body count saying "muh loyalty muh STDs", lol
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>>34807417
Because it's different when I do it mkay
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I hate that people look at me when I go outside, it's like they've never seen a moid with long hair before
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>>34807059
>tfw no blood to bathe in and dance under moonlight
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>>34807420
>Women of 4chan. Please state your gender. My hand is on my cock right now, gooning to your writings.
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>>34807419
It could be multiple reasons. There are multiple elements to the hunger pathways. There's no single cause we could identify without knowing more about the complexities of you, specifically.
>>
Women, have you ever been worshipped?
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>>34807409
Oh, its you. Yeah I'm not negaging with that faggotry.
Btw, you spend a curious amount of your weekends on here for a manly man who has it all figured out and is constantly being the peak of manliness. Shoudln't you be out doing manly things like fixing nightstands for your wife lol
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>>34807430
LMFAO
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>>34807420
Unless they are turbogooners, dont expect men to give a fuck about katseye
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Men, how are you doing? You can lie.
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>>34807339
>likewise, things like 72mm (nice bs measuring system) rubbers are the same as the supersized rubbers for the supersized dildos.
This is the most extreme example of dicklet cope I've ever seen. They make multiple different sizes of condom JUST FOR DILDOS? Seriously?
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>>34807420
M
Who?
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>>34807424
>it’s different when I do it
Yeah that’s literally what redditors say. They make laugh at the stereotypes of redditors but fail to realize they are one of the stereotypes. And of course the classic “well some subs are actually pretty good, if you avoid the big subs” and then you see them actively lurking and posting on the big subs that they claim to dislike.
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>>34807384
Sort of but not really. I think there might be innate preferences but mostly because men are more willing to engage in risks.
I think a lot of it comes down to what they were interested in as very young children and whether they were able to explore those interests or told no because what they liked was "wrong" for their gender.
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>>34807405
>Don't you see cars every day?
Yes. I don't like it.
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>>34807437
If you handed me a gun I would blow my head off without a second thought
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>>34807437
Gotta go sleep. Still looking for a sexy girlfriend that will cling and drool over my muscles
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>>34807442
Brutal.
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>>34807384
Yes
Although obviously there are exceptions but in general there are juat stuff guys are going to be into more than girls are and vice versa
I remember when my sister was like 18 months old and she got a potato and pretended it was a baby doll (even though my parents gave her actual dolls)
It's just in them
Although I don't really give a shit about cars in any capacity 2bh even though I'm a guy
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>>34807437
Feeling sad and pathetic
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>>34807407
That's true, I watched the hellraiser movies with my brother and sister and we had fun even though most of them are really bad.
Twilight is also very fun to watch, I binged all of those movies a few years ago with a friend of mine. Fast and furious is a franchise I am yet to check out though, maybe I should try it sometime.
>Let's hope one day both of us get something like that.
I'm sure we will!
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yes fold me mommy!!!!
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>>34807118
Lmao, lore confirmed irl
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>>34807426
I'm a moid with long hair and nobody looks at me.
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>>34807417
[Comment removed by moderator]
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>>34807437
Not bad. I just wish I knew how to take steps to get better.
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>>34807420
F
Gnarly is quite a fun song but idk any of their other songs.
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>>34807403
I don't think it's enjoyable for most women desu
It is enjoyable to see though
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>>34807152
M, normal
some men are creepy faggots who act like their creepy choices make them victims and that victimhood make them powerful. honestly wish women were given government-supplied "weirdo removal tool" blunderbusses that they got to pull the trigger on the moment these faggot men open their mouth to utter the word "bigot" at them
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>>34807123
They have coffee at the zoo?
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>>34807437
Fine.
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just ate a full litle ceasers hot n ready lets gooooo
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>>34807451
>>34807120

Don't steal my posts, I will find you and I will kill you.
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Women I look like Michael j fox. Am undateable?
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>>34807402
>not the OP
then what was the point. Shoo.
>>34807420
Is that a k-pop group or something?
>>
stupid question. SPITS
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>>34807437
4-8 masturbations a day
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>>34807466
Important question. He is very short, do you look like him in that respect too?
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>>34807417
I went on there to look for a political discussion board that wasn't pol and it was super gay i wish I never had visited the site
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>>34807437
i'm miserable as fuck
I have no passions or purpose
haven't had a gf in 10+ years
going on 3 years without sex
>>
I just wanna hug her so bad
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>>34807466
>Am undateable?
No. What's wrong with michael j fox?
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>>34807472
Shhhh. Shut up. You'll bring all the incel blackpills here.
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>>34807355
>Why are men obsessed with cars?
Not just men.
>Why do they all own pickup trucks but don't work in construction?
There are trades besides construction. I own a pickup, and for no other reason than because I want to.

>>34807375
>I expected you to be more centrist...
I am fairly centrist, I just believe MAGA is retarded.

>>34807394
>Does it ever upset lesbians that they can't dick down their girlfriends and wives?
Yes, I want to impregnate my wife.

>>34807420
>Thoughts on Katseye?
K-pop is for pedophiles and ugly fat bitches.
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>>34807472
No
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>>34807476
What was her excuse?
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>>34807467
>then what was the point. Shoo
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>>34807478
Michael j Fox is like 5'3. It's an important question.
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women, do men who walk slightly slower than you give you the ick
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>>34807431
Mhm
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>>34806726
Based size queen
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>>34807459
demonstrating to the straight girlies that I'm not a weirdo by seething about fags
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>>34807477
He's 65 years old.
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>>34807437
Kinda shit. Fourth weekend in a row where I'm just sitting at home. I just can't get myself motivated to go out on my own and I feel tired all the time. Everyone I know is away on summer vacation or doing their own stuff.
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>>34807466
>Women I look like an attractive man. Am undateable?
What's wrong with men?
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>gdq is full of trannies and weirdos
>esa has biofems and cool dudes
Is this just the normal difference between Europe and North America?
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>>34807432
I'm not the peak of manliness, I've got a lot of room to expand and improve what I do. I'm glad that you remember my post in that thread, if I remember correctly I was trying to tell a grown man not to fake confidence and not to have plastic surgery just to desperately gain female validation, and I made an anecdote that being quick and handy with some DIY got my wife aroused, right? Yeah that was to moralize and try to get other anons out of a flawed mindset and into a better one. I enjoy browsing this site on my down time. If that's curious to you then let me ask you this: Why do you spend so much time on here that you keep tabs on anonymous strangers?
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I think I've asked another random bullshit for today.
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>>34807486
It's over for him.
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>>34807479
>not ugly
Didn't you say you're brown like an Indian?
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>>34807484
What excuse
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>>34807452
could be the fact that I kinda look like a school shooter
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>>34807464
I didn even read ur shit. Pearl is cunty.
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>>34806744
Bait happened
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>>34807438
Condoms are measured differently than penisses. 72mm circumference in a condom is fitting for an average 15-16cm dick .
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>>34807397
>>34807479
If there was a futanarization beam, I'd shoot you with it first so you can be happy
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>>34807466
>Women I look like Michael j fox. Am undateable?
Just about every teenage girl in the western world had a crush on Michael J Fox in the mid 1980s. I think you'll be okay.
>>
how can you tell if a woman is interested in you?
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>>34807487
nag but they do
t. is single because he limps slowly with a cane
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>>34807495
PEEDRUN
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>>34807501
Didn't you say she said some weird excuse when you offered to hold her hhand?
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>>34807495
That blonde on the bottom right...
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I'm fat and black. What dy'all think about that?
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>>34807504
I'll forgive you depending on your answer. What do you think about the Steven Universe finale?
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>>34807500
pajeetas usually end up looking kinda nice. At least the ones I’ve encountered
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>>34807513
Not attractive.
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>>34807515
Didn't know you're black
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>>34807152
F
Lesbian.
People like what they like, there is nothing you can do about attraction. Maybe it will change as they grow.
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>>34807506
>Condoms are measured differently than penisses. 72mm circumference in a condom is fitting for an average 15-16cm dick .
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>>34807495
Why do those crowds always look like the shitty end of a Norwood chart?None of those guys is even above 40.
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>>34807503
How does a school shooter look exactly?
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Men I look like Drew Barrymore. Am undateable?
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>>34807495
>the look of misery on every biofem who ends up there, realizing their mistakes
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>>34807480
Then no you're fine. When he was in his prime he had a little bit of a babyface but not in a bad way. He was attractive.
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>>34807512
You're confusing me with someone else
>>
Men I look like AWOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>34807507
Boy I'm glad you can't achieve your troon dream
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>>34807525
idk I just have that angry stare
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>>34807513
I don't know any of these people desu, but it seems they had fun and weren't miserable for a week.
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>>34807518
(·)(·)
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>>34807513
The one with a dick?
>>
Men I look like Ernest Khalimov is it over for me?
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>>34807152
Male
Straight

People have a right to reject whoever they want on any basis they like.
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>>34807505
Dunno, I can imagine a woman getting tunred off hard if a guy constantly seeks reassurance as to whether his dick is big enough like dicklets do in this thread.
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>>34807500
>Didn't you say you're brown like an Indian?
Afro-Latino

>>34807507
>If there was a futanarization beam, I'd shoot you with it first so you can be happy
Bless you, king.
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>>34807499
For Michael j Fox? Hasn't he been married to the same woman since the 80s?
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>>34807521
>not even bi
Why are you here?
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>>34807526
No
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>>34807530
A whale?
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>>34807535
>>>/pol/
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>>34807539
We need to do a dick competition in this thread.
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>>34807519
She's Dolezalling, pay no attention.
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>>34807530
Are you werewolf mommy?
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>>34807152
M hetero
People can like whatever they want, as long as they're not hurting others.
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>>34807487
Only if I'm in a hurry because I'm anxious about being late and he clearly doesn't give a shit. I walk fast when I'm alone I have to slow down for everybody.
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>>34807526
I'm only just now realizing that she looks like a teacher I had a crush on in high school. But blonde.
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>>34807540
>Afro-Latino
So another brownoid like your fellow Indians
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>>34807539
I don't need reassurance I'll just never believe her lies
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>>34807526
>>
>>34807542
She's here to cuck us :0
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>>34807506
that's just false. I mean, I know from experience that condom measurements are a bunch of lies, but I guarantee you that the 72mm condom (seriously, mm measurement by diameter is a joke) fits horse dildos, and is like an empty plastic bag hanging off an average 15cm circumference human penis.

we don't have to go about making shit up
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>>34807549
if only
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>>34807542
I’m a woman, that’s a gender, this is Atoga.
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>>34807519
Yes but what do you think about that? If I sat on your face, wwyd?
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>>34807553
Not even remotely the same, you fucking retard.
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>>34807532
Maybe just relax and smile more then.
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>>34807535
Proof?
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>>34807549
>werewolf
Ohnononononononono
XD
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>>34807557
Nigger just google up a 72mm circumference condom, and it will tell you its made for 15-16cm dicks right on the packaging. Or Google the whole topic at all. You're fucking retarded, have you somehow forgotten that we all are siting in fron of devices that allow you to research shit like this in under a minute?
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Is it knotposting time again
Women would you like it if your bf had a knot?
>>
Wifwolf
>>
>>34807559
Why do care what men have to say?
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>>34807571
idk how that feels
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>>34807571
No, animals cocks are disgusting.
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>>34807573
I talk to people I’m not attracted to most days. It’s a common thing humans do.
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>>34807516
Meh.
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>>34807570
>72mm circumference condom
see, this is where your own retardation proves you can't even google it correctly. you don't even understand what you're talking about, it's 72mm diameter
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>>34807565
I am trying, it's hard but I'm getting there.
also I feel like me having a small mouth makes it hard to smile, like it's not very noticeable
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>>34807576
Humans are animals, dummy.
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>>34807531
>troon
no relevance
>>34807540
thanks queen
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>>34807571
Whats up with women and knots and non human dicks in general? You dont really see a lot of men fucking non human fleshlights, those are kinda reserved for specific dudes, but girls do like the non human stuff in general
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>>34807506
>Condoms are measured differently than penisses. 72mm circumference in a condom is fitting for an average 15-16cm dick .
Oh my God, the cope is off the chart, here! Remember I said my best friend's ex was 7.5" girth measured? He couldn't use any of the normal brands' "XL" sizes because they were all too tight. So he switched to using MySize.Pro ones. His preferred size was 64mm; 60mm was a little too small. It's not a coincidence that something with a circular cross-section and a 60mm diameter has a circumference of slightly less than 7.5".

"Measured differently." Jesus Christ.

(And yes, I talk about this stuff with my best friend).
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>>34807581
Yeah, because 72mm cirumference condoms do not exist.
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>>34807577
Yeah but if I didn't want to have sex with women, I wouldn't be interested in asking questions about them
>>
Small mouth women seem uninviting and prudish.
>>
>>34807561
Dunno, judging by your narcissistic and attention-starved behavior, you and ENTJ are quite similar people
>>
Why is it hot when a woman has RBF?
>>
>>34807509
>how can you tell if a woman is interested in you?
Don't worry, she isn't.
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>>34807571
>Women would you like it if your bf had a knot?
Yeah, if he was a werewolf. Knots on humans look weird.

>>34807516
>What do you think about the Steven Universe finale?
About Steven going off on his own for no real reason? Kinda retarded. He's immortal and is wasting what little time he has with his human loved ones.
>>
I'm in urgent need to make out with a girl's right armpit (if I'm facing her it's my left)
>>
every day i am depressed that werewolves don't exist.
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>>34807595
im not asking you, incel
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>>34807602
What about people with hypertrichosis
>>
Hmm this seems like a good time to start thinking about her
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>>34807586
>MySize.Pro ones
Literally read "intended for 15-16 cm" on the 72mm package. They were the brand I was referencing. You're full of shit.
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>>34807582
Good. It should be subtle. The point is not to be grinning at everyone you meet like an idiot or a creep, but just to soften up your face. You need to smile with your eyes too.
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>>34807586
>tfw you realize all your ex's friends know everything about your dick
Not sure if I feel turned on, or violated.
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>>34807584
>no relevance
It is what it is, faggot
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>>34807602
I'm depressed that spider women aren't real :(
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>>34807583
People always seem to forget this
>>
I am having a drink, locally distilled rum.
What are you drinking tonight?
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>>34807586
Ok never mind, it reads 15-16cm dick cirumference,not length. My bad.
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>>34807613
a zero sugar dr pepper maybe
>>
>5 in girth
So it's over right? I'll never be able to stimulate a woman with this pencil?
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>>34807570
>just google up a 72mm circumference condom
We're talking about a 72mm *diameter* condom, retard: https://condoms.uk/products/my-size-pro-72mm-condoms

72mm circumference? They don't make them that small.
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State gender

Would you?
I mean back then, not now
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>>34807613
wata
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>>34807617
Lock it up
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>>34807591
That’s really dumb
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>>34807616
>maybe
You don't know what you are intaking?

>>34807622
Uh...
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>>34807617
honestly, yes, you have to be at least 5.5" to satisfy. she'll always have to finish with something else, while very well-endowed guys can make her cum instantly
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>>34807621
The 2010s truly were hell on earth. An all out warzone
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>>34807621
F
Leafy at his peak was my type in terms of looks, but he's just way too obnoxious of a human being to want anything to do with.
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>>34807621
M
No, give me Azzyland
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>>34807621
that's a teenage boy
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>>34807617
Average is 4.6". You're probably in the top 15%. You'll be fine.
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>>34807621
Male
No

Why did he put band aids in his face? Was he trying to be an anime boy?
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>>34807625
im staring at the botte on my desk and im considering drinking it because i am kind of thirsty and am in the mood for dr peppy but at the same time i dont wanna spend the rest of the night burping my guts up
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>>34807613
Hot chocolate :)
Enjoy your rum!
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>>34807627
Yeah. It was fun. But also tiring. Now the 2020's are just tiring
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>>34807624
That anon got cucked by a lesbian and has been seething about your kind ever since. Just ignore him.
>>
This man holds the record for the largest penis in the world.
He measures at 14.5 inches erect, 8.5 girth. Say something nice to him!
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>>34807625
fine. coconut wata
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>>34807614
>Ok never mind, it reads 15-16cm dick cirumference,not length. My bad.
Mm-hm.
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>>34807630
It could be a tomboy, either. Are you sure?
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>>34807621
F
No. I did use to find idubbbz and pyrocynical attractive though lol
>>
Women
Should my mullet stay or go
>>
Femanons.

So I have a problem, I'm a bit of a fucked up person. Normally I'm really vanilla, and I'm really by the rules type of guy.
But I'm also a little bit of a sadist, not out of hate or anger, but I just want to push girls I like to their physical limit and see them crying and shaking. But like afterwards I do want to cuddle and love them still.
But I feel like most the girls who are somewhat okay with this and all complete whores or sluts, and usually want a poly relationship or equivalent bullshit.

Is it even possible to find a girl like this?
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>>34807643
Faggot, you don’t decide your mullet status based on the whims of women
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>>34807643
F
It should go. Mullets were the man bun and broccoli hair of Gen X.
>>
>>34807642
What about Anisa Jomah?
>>
Gender, have you ever wanted to Kys to spite someone?
>>
>>34807648
Male
No
>>
Women, thoughts on your man lifting you up with a hug?
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>>34807648
M. No
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>>34807647
I'm straight but yeah she seems pretty attractive
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>>34807648
F
The opposite. I've found that spiting people who hate me was good motivation to not kill myself.
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>>34807651
>>34807649
Don’t lie
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>>34807647
nta but I sometimes randomly stumble across her nudes when looking for goon fodder.Bro got himself publically castrated for that lmao
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>>34807648
M
yes my parents
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>>34807654
That's not a lie. I have been suicidal in the past but it wasn't out of spite of someone else it was for spite I had against myself.
>>
>>34807648
M, yes
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>>34806532
Just had everything shower
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>>34807650
The dream
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>>34807617
I'm less than 5" around and I've only ever heard bad things in the context of an argument, in the moment women have always liked it
I do feel like I have a slightly flatter dick than some that I've seen in porn though so maybe I feel wider
>>
You're living in thought
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>>34807648
M
Nope. That's just so retarded, I have no words

I seriously contemplated killing myself though, as I was halfway out a window. And then my father seen me and took me down. I pretended I was just getting a better view. Good job I didn't jump because it would not had killed me
>>
versailles no bara or oniisama e?
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>>34807661
>I've only ever heard bad things in the context of an argument
Brutal
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>>34807665
It means she was trying to get under my skin and can thus be ignored as foid retardation
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>>34807664
>Series with an ugly artstyle or series with an ugly artstyle?
Uhhhhhhhh...
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>>34807650
I hate being grabbed but for my man I could make an exception
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>>34807633
>in the mood for dr peppy
Besides that being fucking repulsive, go for it.

>>34807634
Thanks, sis.
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>>34807665
Women would commit war crimes to win an argument
>>34807661
This nigga dick shaped like a manta ray
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>>34807637
>cucked by a lesbian
Is this even possible? Not only they can't impregnate each other, they can't even have a proper penetrative sex.
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>>34807667
You have no idea what you're talking about shut up
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>>34807665
"you habe a small dick" is the absolut base level uncrearive standard foid insult though. Even my bro with an 8 incher was told that at one point lol
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>>34807669
whats not to like about dr pepper? it's not too sweet and its smooth
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What scent notes do you want to smell on your hypothetical crush?
>>
State gender
AI narrated videos are oddly relaxing. Agree or disagree?
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>>34807664
Ngl I thought this was some Brazilian Portuguese nonsense at first
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I can hear young people partying up the road in my next door neighbours, having the teens and early 20's I never had. Blasting music and screaming. It's 10:30PM and I'm going to bed now

Literally picrel
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>>34807676
This is me with goth femanon
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>>34807669
>Thanks, sis.
How did you know? Is hot chocolate that girl-coded?
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you have small dick
thing dick
short
no hair on your head
no gf
no money
never go outside
not happy
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>>34807671
>Is this even possible? Not only they can't impregnate each other, they can't even have a proper penetrative sex.
I saw it happen once some guy had a wife and two daughters and this lesbian kept poaching at his wife because she was malleable minded and had learning difficulties and she was able to talk her into being bisexual and then drove a wedge into the marriage and convinced her to divorce her husband and im pretty sure she molested the two daughters because they started developing mental illnesses after years living with their lesbian step mom
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>>34807677
M
Strongly disagree
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>>34807676
M
There was this girl I had a crush on and when she got sweaty her bo sent me to another dimension, holy hell it hit like crack
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>>34807682
I made a typo please don't kill me
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>>34807677
Could not possibly disagree more
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>>34807650
Good stuff
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>>34807677
M
The opposite. They're oddly aggravating.
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>>34807674
>whats not to like about dr pepper?
Everything.

>>34807681
No, I just wanted to be a bit cute as a man...
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>>34807676
M
I'm don't know much about scents. Maybe someting fresh and sweet?

Also, question for women. How can so many of you get a good scent that lasts for the whole day?
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>>34807638
No. He's butt ugly.
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>>34807648
F
I've had the thought but never seriously. When I seriously consider it it's either because I feel hopeless or hate myself. Sometimes both.
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>>34807676
M
I'm not much for scents. I just don't want her to stink.
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>>34807644
No. Stop dreaming of traumatizing women in sex or cut off your dick.
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>>34807676
Male

I am in strong agreement with: >>34807686
Natural body scent is dopamine heaven
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>>34807677
M
AI voice is disgusting.
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>>34807699
I've had multiple women ask me to do this though.
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>>34807676
nc, male

anything that isn't like unwashed ass (i enjoy a bit of musk but not like a week or two of being filthy and unwashed). so i guess maybe something sweet or maybe tangy. i like to sniff my woman's crotch and panties like im a pig hunting for truffles
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Women, I wish you could know the pleasure of scratching your balls when they're itchy.
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atoga do you have any non mammal pets?
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>>34807676
M
Peach or cherry
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>>34807644
>Is it even possible to find a girl like this?
No I'm not a femanon but have experienced girls like this and they always had some flavour of mental disorder
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>>34807676
F pine, maybe some lavender
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>>34807676
F
I like vanilla but men never smell like vanilla </3
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>>34807707
Yeah I've got a snake between my legs
>>
Straight women, do you wish you were a lesbian or at least bi?
Why or why not?
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>>34807683
Grim, but I'm not sure I'd call that kind of destruction cucking. It's more similar to how cultists can corrupt the minds of young people.
I don't wall to lick other men's cum out of vaginas, but when a woman plays with another woman, I don't register them as dirtied.
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>>34807703
And they don't want your love
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>>34807699
I wonder what you are like IRL
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>>34807712
Smelling like vanilla is gay
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>>34807687
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>>34807714
No
>Why or why not?
Idk, im just perfectly happy being into men
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>>34807679
Justst go out and Party then. Ill never get tgis retardation of pretending that partying is illegal after your early twenties.
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>>34807714
No but I lowkey wish I could experience the love of a woman
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Women could you ever love a man who's favorite season is winter
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>>34807722
With who?
I don't have fiends. Also, I'm not 30 yet. I'm 30 in 3 weeks fyi
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>>34807676
Fresh gym/sports sweat
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Men, give me an interesting NSFW fact about you that I can masturbate to.
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>>34807726
meetup, random bars where peoppe go to chat etc. If you have ti go a dew times and just be the my feet hurt guy, do it anyways.
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Women, how would you react if your date was in his early 30s and hadn't been on a date before?
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(you)
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I've been going through my holiday pics I took over the years and it's just been making me feeling very gay.
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>>34807730
I need to use two hands to cover my whole shaft
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>>34807717
>>34807709
But if I fuck them hard enough, won't they be forced to develop feelings?
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>>34807734
yeah you're a gay
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>>34807730
I have no refractory period. So I can just nut again if I keep going.
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>>34807731
how drunk are you
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>>34807732
I can relate to that so it doesn't bother me
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>>34807734
what? why?
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>>34807730
Are you into the Ugly Bastard fetish or something?
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>>34807731
>they don't know i'm drunkposting
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>>34807730
I think I have higher than average libido. I can cum and get in the mood again just by being lustful. Also, I'm very accomodating to other people's fetishes and fantasies.
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Women how would you feel if you met your bfs ex and she rubbed it in that he nutted in her first
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>>34807737
>But if I fuck them hard enough, won't they be forced to develop feelings?
No, because girls who want to use sex with you to recreate their spooky bad touch abuse traumas in the bedroom aren't doing that to connect with you it's only to mentally masturbate with themselves using your body as the proxy.
>>
Women would you rather have a bruised cervix or be left gaping?
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>>34807742
I was going to post something more negative, but then felt like just saying gay, because partially it does make me happy to look at the pictures.
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ok fine I will never be beautiful but I want to at least not be disgusting
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>>34807746
I wouldn't care because I'm with him now.
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>>34807749
ahh I see! you mean that kind of gay! good for you!
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>>34807730
That's a tough one
Emm.... my dick actually smells really nice
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>>34807753
I mean in a non sexual way. I forgot, not sexual. Yeah. My dick smells platonically nice
>>
men DONT BE HAPPY BE UPSET
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>>34807676
F
Just deodorant. But I hate the smell of the usual ones like old spice and speed stick. I hate cologne/perfume it smells like artificial flavoring for people.
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French bob, dark haired, pale skin, red lips, slender body foids where you at?!?!?!?!
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>>34807746
I'm kinda glad a lot of moids are virgins because honestly I'd be foaming at the mouth if a hypothetical bf humiliated me like this
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>>34807752
I can be very gay at times.
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>>34807755
I'm not upset because my life is getting better. But I'm not happy yet because I'm single.
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>>34807755
I can't be upset when I'm talking to her :)
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>>34807739
>So I can just nut again if I keep going.
I mean, most adult men can
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>>34807759
There's a reason why they're virgins
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>moid takes a photo of vacation
>IM GAYYY IM GAAAAAAY
why are they like this
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>>34807677
F
Disagree. They're irritating. Even if the content is decent the AI voice makes me leave before the 3 minute mark almost every time.
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>>34807746
My moid has no ex
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>>34807756
>>34807708
>>34807711
Thank you for being some of the only anons with functioning brains.
>>34807712
Hi
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>>34807760
>>34807734
This is Ireland, isn't it
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>>34807759
but the one being mean in this scenario is the ex gf not the bf
>>
Women should be more possessive
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>>34807724
I don't think we would be compatible. I want to kill myself in March every year. It's like clockwork. I'm only functional if it's above 50 degrees outside and even that is pushing it.
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>>34807769
Not scared about being the ex when he leaves to explore the world?
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>>34807760
Saint Michaels Mount, Cornwall, England?
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State gender

What is the most macho way to die?
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today a guy with a lot of cologne sat next to me, the smell was offensive to me
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>>34807773
Yes.
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>>34807771
You smell like vanilla??
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>>34807777
I'm not planning to let him leave
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>>34807781
>tranny crossing
KEK
Let me guess
Galway
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>>34807779
M
A duel to the death, not over a foid
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>>34807746
Kind of embarrassed for her
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>>34807779
F
Going out the way Thích Quảng Đức did.
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women should post their armpits
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what did rainbows stand for before lgbt turned it into their flag?
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>>34807784
Uh
How will you stop him?
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>>34807774
Yeah but he's the instigator
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>>34807790
It standed for God. Then perverts had to molest the rainbow, like they do with everything
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>>34807785
Stop being so unnecessarily triggered.
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>>34807779
Male
Self sacrifice, probably choosing to fight alone against overwhelming odds like being outnumbered to fend off attackers to save others and create and escape for them.
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>>34807788
such a brutal way to go out.
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>>34807790
The most they symbolized before was just leading the way to a Leprechaun's pot of gold.
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>>34807782
Yes, it’s my preferred note
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>>34807790
I think just peace and happiness in general. It was always a "gay" symbol they just changed which definition of gay they were using.
My homophobe grandma used to love rainbows and was really pissed about the whole thing lol.
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>>34807775
Personally, I've already maxed my possessiveness meter
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>>34807795
>Then perverts had to molest the rainbow, like they do with everything
What's even funnier is how they cite it as gay 'pride', pride is the most deadliest of all the seven sins too
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>>34807755
BURN LIFE:S HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS!
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>>34807800
Hii!
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>>34807788
Back then that was an impressive way, but nowadays you have to blow yourself up in front of the people you want to get rid off to achieve the same.
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>>34807780
Hate it when that happens. Give me a headache.
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>>34807796
See, this is why you feel gay now looking back on them pictures. You spent too long in Galway. That's what that city does to you. I hope your wee bummy was untouched. If not, Should had came to west Ulster. There's no gays there
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>>34807801
>>34807799
>>34807795
oh. do kids have rainbow themed stuff? or has it been gated off as a gay thing?
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>>34807792
how?
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>>34807764
Most have to wait ~15mins to nut again after they tap out
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>>34807809
>Galway
You are incredibly far off, which is not surprising for your ilk.
Be a better human.
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>>34807811
If it's seven colours, then it's God's Flag. If it's 6 colours, then it's the fag flag of satan
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>>34807790
Saruman of Many Colors
The evil henchman of Sauron
It's kinda funny that Tolkien predicted rainbows being used as a symbol of corruption
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>>34807814
Dublin is the second gayest city in Europe. Must be that
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>>34807811
There was still plenty of rainbow shit for kids when I was a kid but that was the 90s and early 2000s. I don't check the kids section nowadays so idk.
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>>34807817
wtf
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>>34807819
I don't care about your vitriol, goodbye.
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>>34807805
*mwah*
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>>34807790
>what did rainbows stand for before lgbt turned it into their flag?
In Greek myth it was a bridge of communication between the Gods and mortals that the Goddess Iris traveled on.

In Viking/Norse Myth a burning rainbow bridge was used to link the realm of men to the realm of Gods

In Judeo-Christianity it was a symbol for the divine covenant between Noah and God, a covenant between God and man.

In Eastern traditions it varies, seen as either a divine Archer's bow, a path for departed ancestors, or a serpentine spirit.

In the 20th century it was adopted by various political or humanitarian groups to symbolize peace, which was piggy backing off of Judeo-Christian cultural sentiment in the west, since the covenant with God was struck after a turmoil (a flood). It symbolized making peace after a hardship.

Overall it was always a symbol for connecting the divine to humanity, or peace.
And then the gays made it all about themselves.
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I whimper when I masturbate, women is that an ick?
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>>34807677
>AI narrated videos are oddly relaxing. Agree or disagree?
Strongly disagree. It actually makes me violently angry.

>>34807721
>im just perfectly happy being into men
Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

>>34807746
>Women how would you feel if you met your bfs ex and she rubbed it in that he nutted in her first
I'd offer to let her do it again just so I can mog her in the bedroom.

>>34807758
>French bob, dark haired, pale skin, red lips, slender body foids where you at?!?!?!?!
Based taste

>>34807819
>Dublin
>Europe
Istanbul is more European than Dublin.
>>
Do you think Audrey Hepburn got passed around by Hollywood execs?
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>>34807824
That was a gay post. Good bye, gayboy
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>>34807830
>Istanbul is more European than Dublin.
True. That's a good point
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>>34807829
Real talk….guys have to be somewhat performative with pleasure. You gotta make her feel like every touch is an exquisite ecstasy. The best “training” for chicks is to make her feel like she is a master. Chicks gotta loosen up to be any good at all.
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>>34807759
You think it’s any less painful for a man to date a girl when he knows a bigger man nutted in her first?
Of course you don’t because women have no ability to comprehend things that don’t affect them directly
>>
Am I stupid?
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>>34807840
Yes.
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>>34807838
>when he knows a bigger man nutted in her first?
nta, you’ve got to get over that horseshit. Making a chick discover her pleasure has nothing to do with your size.
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>>34807840
Ask again later.
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>>34807838
if you can make her cum on your dick shes not gonna be thinking about other dudes
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>>34807822
It was in the book
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>>34807828
Oh and bonus information.

The LGBT rainbow flag was created by Gilbert Baker an American in 1978. Picrelated
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>>34807759
>wipes u up with a nappie
>boops ur nose
got ur foam :)
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>>34807802
Oh yeah, in what ways?
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>>34807838
What a retarded projection. Just don't be a disgusting fornicator who sticks his peepee in women that aren't your wife
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>>34807851
Psycho eyes
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>>34807838
virgin+pornbrain post
A powerful combination.
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>>34807851
Looked the guy up and...there's nothing incriminating on him, so I'm not sure what you're trying to imply.
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What is wrong with Mick Jagger
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>>34807851
is it because his weird face
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>>34807851
thousand cock stare
also how the fuck do you create the pride flag? it's a rainbow
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>>34807861
He's an aging rock star passed his prime.
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Imagine having brown eyes
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>>34807860
I wasn't trying to imply anything. Just thought it's notable to directly show exactly when the rainbow symbol has been co-opted by the LGBT, by whom and when. And that would be Gilbert Baker in 1978.
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Femanons, would you go on a righteous and bloody vengeance if a loved one died tragically and unfairly?
>>
How do you know someone hates AI? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
>>
I really want to fuck a girl's pussy so bad
>>
I love my taste in music and I have gotten so many compliments over the years for knowing good songs and when to play them, plus how to mix them together in a playlist.
Do you think you have great taste in music?
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>>34807870
Shitty vegan analogue
>>
The irony of that post tho
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>>34807869
>righteous and blood vengeance
I will be murdering in the traditionally feminine way thank you very much. With poison.
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>>34807864
>also how the fuck do you create the pride flag? it's a rainbow
That's what I want to know too. There's not much creation involved, it's taking something already established and co-opting that something symbolically.

No clue why he chose a rainbow. For what it's worth he was born and raised as a methodist Christian, presumably denouncing his faith around the time he came out the closet. So it would stand to reason he knew what the rainbow had stood for in Christianity and chose that for... Whatever reason.
>>
>>34807874
But am I wrong?
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>>34807871
Why the need for the qualifier?
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>>34807873
It depends. If someone thinks that having great taste is normie pop, or indie bands that only two people know, then no. If not, I'd say yes.
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>>34807873
what music do you like?
>Do you think you have great taste in music?
I like to think so!
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>>34807878
Yes. So far, ai retards don’t say anything until it comes up in comversation
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>>34807873
No they'd why I never share it with anyone
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3jCFeCtSjk
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>>34807879
I don't want man pussy I thought I should make that clear
>>
I feel soulless
Unable to connect with anyone
No wonder my favorite movie is Br49 with baby goose
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>>34807890
>man pussy
Tf is wrong with your generation?
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>>34807885
Clearly you haven't seen anti-AI people start ranting about AI out of nowhere or immediately assume that something is AI for no other reason than it being AI. Which I have multiple times, hence the post.
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>>34807877
Oh nvm here's some more information about the lovely Gilbert Baker

>Irreverent spiritual imagery: As an artist and activist, he occasionally utilized religious iconography subversively in his protest art—such as marching in a 1990 demonstration wearing a loincloth, pink body paint, and a crucifix labeled "Martyrs for Art".

This was something he enjoyed doing as a type of artistic rebellion, he often chose Christian imagery to theatrically subvert during protests. So yes the LGBT flag would appear to be a deliberate subversion of God's rainbow.
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>>34807876
Hot. I hope it's a slow killing one so you can revel in your victory and taunt him, it's just proper at that point.
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>>34807892
I'm gonna be real. I don't know what the fuck this movie was about. Shit just happened and I don't know why.
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>>34807873
I dunno. It's my taste I don't really assign any value to it good or bad. It just is.
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>>34807883
I have a semi-wide array from old rock, to chanson, with a sprinkle of electro and up until indie pop from the 2000s and 2010s that I like to fall back on. Including a plethora of video games, movies and shows soundtracks.
But what's more important is I think I am able to build nice playlists that start easy and then build up to multiple hype points that people enjoy, and then slowly fade out so people can be satisfied in the end.
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>>34807895
I don't want to be that guy, but do you think people always try to subverse christian symbols and imagery because they know they won't face the same consequences that they'd face by subversing other oppressive religions?
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>>34807894
Most of my human interaction is in the real world and not online.
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>>34807895
Forgot the pic. Here is Gilbert Baker, creator of the LGBT flag
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>>34807900
I wonder
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>>34807877
>That's what I want to know too. There's not much creation involved, it's taking something already established and co-opting that something symbolically.
Are you being intentionally stupid? That's like saying you don't understand how any representational art is creating something because the thing you're representing already exists.
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>Christian zoomer discovers that it's common for leftists to subvert Christianity as a form of protest, especially back when Christianity had a stronger hold on politics and culture
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>>34807896
I would want the death itself to make them feel small. I don't need to gloat I'd just want them to feel weak, alone, and afraid as they go.
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>>34807899
that sounds cool! what chanson do you like? I really like jacques brel
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>>34807900
>I don't want to be that guy, but do you think people always try to subverse christian symbols and imagery because they know they won't face the same consequences that they'd face by subversing other oppressive religions?

Well if he did that to Islamic symbols or deities, he would not likely be killed. We saw that with Charles Hebdo and others. If he did it with Buddhism or Hinduism, doubtful he would have been harmed.

I think his fascination with provoking Christianity would be because he was raised Methodist and would have felt unwelcomed or alienated for identifying as gay so no doubt held deep animosity for the same culture he initially grew up in. Think of the African proverb of the boy who was rejected by the village so he burns down the village to feel its warmth. That would be his mentality
>>
Sometimes I think I am legitimately evil and manipulative. Other times I think I’m a genuinely good and empathetic person. People tell me I’m good. But people who I am close to have seen the evil and hatred in me, at least a little bit of it when it slips sometimes. But even they say I have a good heart.

What does it mean? Is this just part of being human? Are we all a little good and a little evil because we are just complex?
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>>34807873
I think I have great taste in music
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>>34807910
>Not likely be killed
Most likely be killed*
>>
Salutations anons. Since you are all a bunch of scoundrels, I shall proceed to wage a fierce battle against you. Prepare yourselves.
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>>34807911
Just don’t start murdering people. Other than that, shut the fuck up.
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>>34807915
*starts spinning my limbs around*
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>>34807915
*activates my eternal mangekyo sharingan*

kid....
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>>34807911
>Sometimes I think I am legitimately evil and manipulative.
why do you think this?
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>>34807915
Don Quixote is a good read, very funny.
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>>34807911
Yes, everybody has anger, hatred and evil inside them. That's not big news.

Alternatively, check out Demian by Herman Hesse. That evil is needed to be a whole person.
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>>34807902
He was doing some avant garde shit to protest defending the arts. It's deliberately provocative on the flag pink symbolizes sex. Kinda weird he didn't go with turquoise since that's the color that represented art but like, it's a protest half the point is to piss off your opposition and draw attention.
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>>34807906
>Are you being intentionally stupid? That's like saying you don't understand how any representational art is creating something because the thing you're representing already exists.
For many people creation implies effort, ingenuity, innovation, pioneering a new creative work, novelty. Taking a rainbow copy pasting it is a bit lazy you have to admit.
>>
Women, would you marry an African man?
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>>34807817
>>34807822
Don't trust people wearing rainbows, bro
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>>34807718
I will say what I want.
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>>34807928
>The african man in question.
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>>34807928
Depends on the kind of African.
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>>34807926
*defunding
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>>34807746
I own it and you can suck mine.
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>>34807926
>it's a protest half the point is to piss off your opposition and draw attention.
I know, they see Christian normative conservatism as that opposition, the enemy, that's kind of obvious
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>>34807929
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>>34807909
There are a few French ones I know, but I understand it as a term for describing songwriting from the 60s until the early 90s that was popular in western European countries to denote songs that might be considered as "folk music". So I might have tricked you a bit... :x

But if you want to know French chanson in particular, I am a bit of a fan of Edith Piaf, which is probably quite mainstream.
Something a bit more modern would be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TkrMyXYbik
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>>34807927
He did create the flag, an actually existing rainbow in nature isn't a flag.
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>>34807915
I should read that book. But in what language?
>>
State gender
Did the wrong kid die in your family?
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>>34807939
lel, faggotcar
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>>34807943
As usual, reading it in the original language (spanish in this case) would be best. If not, just read a translation bro.
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>>34807941
>He did create the flag, an actually existing rainbow in nature isn't a flag.
And I am saying it took little creative effort to do that. Yes he created it but it's not the most ingenuous thing is it? He didn't have to contrive of much design, he just copy and pasted a rainbow spectrum and called it a day.

Here's the up to date flag. Kinda crazy how the LGBT community is seemingly slowly devouring its own symbol and blotting out Baker's so called creation over time.
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>>34807944
m

the child my parents attempted to have before me was stillborn so who could say
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>>34807945
Takes me back to the late 90s, early 00s
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>>34807947
Yeah, but translation into which language? Since I don't know Spanish.
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>>34807940
edith piaf is good too, i havent listened to too much of her stuff actually though.
Just checked out that johnny hallyday song, its very nice!
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>>34807949
Ngl, I don't have anything against lgbts, but I've always thought the flag was quite ugly. Too many colors and stuff, too garish.
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>>34807873
My music taste doesn't have much mass appeal. I think I have decent taste in music, pretty varied. I'll enjoy metal, pop, house, rock, rap, pretty much everything other than country. I enjoy listening to stuff from other countries and languages too. I don't listen to much playlists, I more so listen to albums
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>>34807952
I don't know. What language do you speak? Are you fluent in english?
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>>34807913
Is that a rain frog
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Why dont men like cute things? Is it some patriarchy bs
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>>34807955
>lgbts
That flag has a lot more letters and numbers
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>>34807961
I like cute things. What do you mean by cute things? I like cute things but I hate consumerism
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>>34807961
I just don't feel very strong emotions towards them.
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>>34807949
Eugh Im intersex and hate the inclusive pride flag. Its so fucking ugly and unnecessary.
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>>34807955
If it's any consolation the LGBT community were nice enough to give to us straights an unofficial heterosexuality flag. I wonder if the black & white / shade of grey choice contains any personal feelings about how they perceive straights or maybe it's just a coincidence who knows
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>>34807953
Are you into French chanson or general Europan folk music?

Yeah, that song and the MV have a nice melancholic, but also very 80s vibe to it. :)
I don't want to bombard you with songs, but maybe something more modern that I really love is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwrvs193BTw

I do hope you send me something in return!
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>>34807965
NTA
The most retarded part has to be the addition of brown and black bars for black people. As if someone racial issues needs to be involved with gay issues. Intersectionality is a goddamn joke.
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>>34807962
I know, but I'm not going to learn them. From what I've heard, half of those letters don't really feel welcome anyway.

>>34807966
They kept all the colors, go figure.
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I didn't get to fuck the fat bitch totay but holy shit i missed being drunk
it's ssoooo fun :DDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMzvn1VIBjo
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>>34807958
I typically tend to prefer reading in English than in my native language. But that seems silly when the original isn't in English.
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>>34807960
ya
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>>34807972
>They kept all the colors, go figure.
Yeah they hogged all the colors. Kinda sends the message "you're not as alive as we are. Not as vibrant. Not as unique. You are default, factory settings, boring bread and butter standard." Lol
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>>34807976
Nice
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>>34807961
Today I heard a baby yawn.
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whats a guilty pleasure of yours? state gender.
I follow a cooking content creator whose basically just making the videos to show off her comically enormous breasts.
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>>34807974
>rejected by a chubby
Kek
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>>34807974
>it's ssoooo fun :DDDD
Not worth it.
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>>34807984
Stop gatekeeping
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>>34807965
A male intersex or a female intersex?
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>>34807982
>anon had to hold back from strangling said baby
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>>34807990
Female
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>>34807961
I literally just pet a dog like 10 minutes ago
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Wishin I never met femanon
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>>34807994
So just a bit weirdly shaped XXman?
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>>34807991
I changed my mind, I don't want to be in this thread anymore.
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>>34807999
No. I will not be answering any more questions.
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don't know why as a kid I liked pretending I was a girl
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>>34808004
Make the bait less obvious
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>>34807997
This guy was lucky.
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I'll have another beer fuck it lollll
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>>34808005
what bait?
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>>34808006
Mount Athos sounds gay
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>>34807961
M

Affection towards cute things is perceived as either weakness or predatory intent. We're basically only "allowed" to show appreciation towards our own children and pets.
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>>34808003
>No.
If you are a bit weirdly shaped XYman, you're a male intersex
Just saying
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h-hey femanon, your shoulder looks very smooth can I lick it? :3
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>>34807975
Understandable. But if you're not going to learn spanish (and by the way, the spanish in Don Quixote is old, like imitating medieval old), I think you'll probably have to read a translated version one way or another. Unfortunately I don't know what translations are better, but I'm sure that's not hard to find out.
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>>34807748
No
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>>34807961
But I like you
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>>34808004
>don't know why as a kid I liked pretending I was a girl
Pretty sure lots of boys did that, stepping into moms high heels to see if he can walk in them is a common thing. Boys do that out of one part innocent curiosity, another part seeing if they can walk in what looks to be a challenge, boys typically love challenges. Neurotic people tend to overthink it and project weird sexual or gender distortion onto what is just innocent child behavior, or the child himself gets called a faggot by other kids if he was too socially honest about his innocent experiment and internalizes some weird complex about it and obsesses about being gay
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>>34808011
No I meant that Im not weirdly shaped.
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>>34808001
Good. Go back to watching hentai
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>>34808019
>Im not weirdly shaped.
Then what makes you intersex?
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>>34807970
I listen to lots of different genres. im always trying to explore different genres and music from different countries :)
my favourite genre ever I would say is probably actually industrial

that methyl ethel song is rlly nice, i like her voice!
>I do hope you send me something in return!
i like this lithuanian artist, alina orlova, she has some nice chill songs https://youtu.be/1fuzPnjC-XQ
also this band malavoi has some real bangers. theyre from Martinique. too underrated imo </3 https://youtu.be/BLjumaH90m4
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>>34807984
Is it Nigella Lawson?
Or Sandra Lee
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>>34808022
The desperate reddit need for attention and victimhood
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>>34808018
actually I never wore high heels but like I felt girly for some reason, a female friend told me to try high heels once though which I thought it was weird because she was a christian girl so her suggesting something like that was very strange
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>>34808028
What about panties?
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>>34807984
F
the song 679 by fetty wap
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>>34808027
I am actively asking for less attention. Forget I mentioned it. I just want to be normal.
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>>34808028
>>34808029
Every straight man has tried on their gf's high heels or panties. It's nothing gay.
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>>34807965
>Its so fucking ugly and unnecessary.
Like the word intersex?
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>>34807994
NTA
So what does that mean exactly? Are your chromosomes XX? And do you have female genitals?
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>>34808029
for the hundredth time anon, no I didn't wore the panties only the collar
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>>34808030
What is this guy's obsession with numbers. 679, 1738, etc
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>>34808023
>>34807970
do you guys know the languages or you read the lyrics after you listen or you don't know but just like how it sounds?
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>>34808032
…by trying to make yourself the center of attention
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>>34808028
That can be normal as well. If a boy was never really one of the guys or didn't enjoy the expected "rough-and-tumble" type of socializing boys did for whatever reason, either due to sensory issues like autism is a common one, or just introversion and having a quieter tenprement. A boy could easily feel 'girly' only because he felt he didn't live up to what was 'boyish'. Doesn't mean he is actually girly. Yeah that is weird about the Christian female friend. If she was a young girl your age, I know they get a kick out of putting makeup on the boys or making them do that for their idea of a joke or teasing.
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>>34808015
>Understandable.
What? Really?

Also, that book is older than I thought. 17th century, where I thought 19th century. It's bound to have multiple translations for even a single language.
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Why are all female athletes lesbians?
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>>34808038
normally I just like how it sounds 2bh. sometimes I get curious and look at the translation, though
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>>34808033
>Every straight man has tried on their gf's high heels or panties. It's nothing gay.
As a man I can neither confirm or deny the allegations. I want to speak with a lawyer and maintain my right to silence
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>>34808043
Male brained people enter competitive and physical environments
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>>34807937
The opposition for that particular display was a senator.
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>entjeet is still doing his futa larp
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>>34808041
ohhh wow that actually makes a lot of sense, who would've thought I was going to get an actual explanation from this board, and yes we were in middleschool when that girl suggested that
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>>34808048
So why didn't he cosplay as the senator then?
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>>34808044
fair. i have to check the lyrics, like what if im listening to a song and he/she's singing about eating babies or something and i just have no clue LOL sometimes i end up liking a song more if the lyrics are nice or less if the lyrics aren't really what i'm looking for
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The man standing next to Clavicular is the founder of looksmax.org
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>>34807989
>>34808025
Zuri Bella Rose.
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I wish an obese Indian would appear to call me a black bastard dalit
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>>34808054
didn't his dick fall off
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>>34808053
haha yeah i get that. i do always check the lyrics before i show the songs to people irl just on the off chance that someone understands it and it says something whacky lol
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>>34808042
>shakespeare was 50 years ago
Here i was thinking tik tok is the pinnacle of human literature
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>>34808051
That's not nearly as attention grabbing or provocative. Painting a religious icon with the "sex" color of the flag is about as ragebaity as it gets. I don't think you "get" performance art.
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>bf at a resort with his religious sisters and nieces and nephews
How much should I worry about him cheating, since he's a man after all? He said he's with his one sister most of the time. And he's on multiple psych meds, which he says have dramatically lowered his sexual and impulsive urges.
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foids who wear baggy cargopants are my weakness
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>>34808050
Yeah girls at that age are weird man.
I remember when I was 10 I saw one of my female classmates at a clothing store shopping with her parents while my parents dragged me there as well, meeting by accident.

We hung out and played tag in the store to kill time as kids do. Then she took me to hide under a rack of coats so we could hide from our parents. I shit you not she just randomly said: "Do you want to see my pussy?"
I had no idea what "pussy" referred to at that age. But given how discreet she was being and that there was no cat in sight I had this gut feeling she was being weird. Anyway I stuttered and didn't give an answer and she unzipped her sweater and showed me her shirt. It was a shirt with a giant cat on it.

She said "haha see? It's my pussy"

Never hung out with her again
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>>34808059
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>34808062
Do you think he'll fuck his nieces or something
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>>34808054
The entire Looksmaxx movement is funded by Peter Thiel to try to get young men to groom and dress according to his specific fetishes, it's the modern version of Frederick's Potsdam Giants.
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>>34808062
Only if his sisters hate you
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>>34808055
Bruh, that's a regular black woman.
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>>34808062
>He said he's with his one sister most of the time.
You're letting him go on vacation with the woman he lost his virginity to?
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>>34808060
>I don't think you "get" performance art.
I do I just don't see the purpose. If the goal was to gain acceptance for gays, seems redundant to piss everyone off to achieve that.
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>>34808023
>her voice
That's one of the surprising things, it's actually a man singing!

>industrial
We had a femanon here who loves Bauhaus, you don't happen to be her? lol
Either way, I am going to a Kraftwerk concert on their tour!
Not industrial, but you know, Kraftwerk... Bauhaus... just another silly German word. lol

>alina orlova
Never heard of her, or know much Lithuanian, but it reminds me of French chanson, with it's kind of "legère" attitude. That's a good pick.

>Martinique
Oh, while I have never heard much music from there, I have seen some documentaries about it. Especially when I was into learning a ton about the Caribbean and the era when they were colonized.
Holy shit, I would dance my fat ass off to that song. lol
A bit of a far shoot, but you like more hispanic sounding and Columbian music? If you do, listen to the Tropico 3 soundtrack, it's really phenomenal. Similar to the Buena Vista Social Club (who also have a great documentary about them btw).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6zjiDjXqf0&list=PLF635C48271ABA09B&index=7

>>34808038
I speak four languages, but French is my weakest, so I only understand like half of it. More like the general gist.
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>>34808062
If you're worried about him fucking his sisters and nieces on a family trip either you're crazy or he is.
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>>34808055
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=YB32vkiUU0c
Nice
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>>34808062
Why are you worried about him cheating? Why isn't he worried about you cheating? Are you in bed with another man atm?
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>>34808070
>regular
She has a nice voice and amazing melons.
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>>34808070
She does have huge tits.
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>>34807949
>>34807966
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>>34808065
Nta
That's not universal lol. I had a shirt that said "rain makes me wet" that completely went over my head when I was in middle school. Neither of my parents stopped me from buying it or wearing it I'm sure they were relieved by my innocence but come on guys make up some excuse I was already getting made fun of.
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>>34808060
If he wanted to be be provocative and brave, he should have dressed up as Mohammad.
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I tried masturbating to my favorite OF girls again and it doesnt feel as good, like I'd rather save it for my date, is this love?
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If I wear glasses with thin metallic frames will I be perceived as a flamboyant homosexual
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>>34808073
That wasn't the goal though. It was during the pride parade but it was about the senator defunding the arts. Draw maximum amount of attention, spread message.
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>>34807984
>cooking content creator
Her account is 99% thirst traps, in what sense is she a "cooking content creator"?
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>>34808086
NTA
You need to stop looking at this shit from a modern perspective. Muslims were not invading western countries at the time and conservative Christianity had a much stronger hold on people's lives. Now granted, modern leftists have the opposite problem where they still think conservative Christians have a strong hold on society when they clearly don't, but I digress.
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>>34808095
She's in a kitchen
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>>34807714
You keep asking this bro
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>>34808067
Worst case nightmare scenario.
But no, perhaps an affair with a stranger at the resort or something. Spark of attraction then fucking her on the beach or her room. White Lotus style shit.
>>34808069
>>34808071
>>34808075
Okay I guess I should have expected incest joke replies.
>>34808077
Aside from trusting me, he knows my neuroticism blocks me from cheating. Not only do I angst over morality, I am also an STIphobe.
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>>34808097
I don't think a leftist has actually done anything that could be considered transgressive since Aaron MacGruder made The Boondocks. They've been coasting on conformist slop since then.
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>>34808100
>But no, perhaps an affair with a stranger at the resort or something. Spark of attraction then fucking her on the beach or her room.
It's a cuckquean fantasy post, do not engage.
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>>34808100
I'm "only if his sisters hate you" anon.
That wasn't what I was implying but if that's how you interpreted it maybe it should have been? You have mental problems and should stop thinking about this.
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>>34808095
I only follow her tiktok which is basically cooking with boobs in the video.
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>>34808100
Do you also have BPD?
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>>34808097
That was in 1990. Subverting Christianity to be provocative had already been to done to death for decades. It was as much the safe option then as it is today.
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>>34808106
I yearn for total nuclear war
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>>34808074
>it's actually a man singing!
oh wow thats really cool. i can hear how it is a guy now that im listening again but damn i totally thought he was a girl lol

>We had a femanon here who loves Bauhaus, you don't happen to be her? lol
I am a femanon but im not her. ive not listened to much Bauhaus for some reason even though they are talked about a lot. i am more of a skinny puppy girlie
ooo enjoy your kraftwerk concert! have you been to many shows before?

>but you like more hispanic sounding and Columbian music?
this is a gap in my knowledge. i keep meaning to check out more hispanic and south american music in general because i actually dont know much at all
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>>34808100
>I should have expected incest joke replies
If you were serious then I'm sorry but your post was set up to make it seem like you were worried about him fucking his nieces or sisters. That said, I would think the presence of a bunch of female family members would make cheating both harder and less likely to be excused if discovered.

Has this man cheated on you before, or tried to? Is there any reason you think he's going to go hunting for sex the minute he's without you in some other city?
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>>34808112
Tell me you're an idiot zoomer without telling me you're an idiot zoomer. Shitting on Christianity was still controversial in the 90s, especially with the whole Satanic Panic going on when retarded boomers thought that enjoying DnD and heavy metal made you a satanist.
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>>34808094
>Draw maximum amount of attention, spread message
And the message that was spread was the arts were too obscene and provocative and a clause was imposed on them, Congress wouldn't defund them but required they maintain "decency" to maintain respect and decency, in other words to censor and impose cultural sensitivity onto the very expression they wanted to keep free.

May not have been the best idea to dress as Christ to piss off the majority eh
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>guy who is upset about people mocking Christianity
>"Mocking Christianity isn't even transgressive!!!! STOP IT!!!!"
If it pisses off even one Christcuck it's worth it.
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>>34808118
I'm more annoyed by him acting like the 90s and the 2020s are the exact same in terms of cultural sensibilities than anything else. Your reddit atheism is cringe btw.
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So, is this /pol/ now?
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>>34808116
Nta but tell me your American without telling me you are American. Satanic panic & the LGBT protests vs the arts in the 1990s for that matter were all American issues. Unfortunately the rest of us in the west have to drink your cultural piss.
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>>34808116
Showing my age a bit but no, it wasn't controversial, shitting on Christianity probably hasn't been controversial since the 1960s, it's just an easy target for lazy Jew writers who are too scared to mock other religions.
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>>34808074
>four languages
awesome. i can barely speak english and that's the only language i know lmao
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>>34808121
Every board is pol
Except pol which is just an interracial cuck fetish board
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>>34808122
>>34808116
> tell me you’re X without telling me you are X
Fucking hell, crawl back to the shithole of tumblr and reddit. I don’t even give a shit what you’re arguing about.
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>>34808116
>Shitting on Christianity was still controversial in the 90s
Maybe in the average American flyover small town but artists had been doing it since the 60s at least.
>>34808118
It's trite and boring. Oh wow, you're going to shock the grannies at church and make them purse their lips and shake their heads in disapproval. So transgressive!
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>>34808114
>i totally thought he was a girl lol
Do you know the amazing Cigarettes after sex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI8VrXkffcg
The singer is not a woman, but a man, which is still kind of hard to believe to me. He's so ethereal. And not just that, he's only in his 40s, though it sounds like his voice was from half a century ago.

>have you been to many shows before?
No, the only concert I have ever been to before was David Gilmour, "the voice of Pink Floyd":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iahiYFp1rQs
I initially wanted to go with my dad, but he didn't want to come and he got a cancer diagnosis at the same time, so he wouldn't have been able to anyway.n

>>34808127
Well, it's better than nothing! :)
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>>34808122
>Random Euro butts into the conversation to make it all about their hatred of America
Go take your meds.
>>34808126
>shitting on Christianity probably hasn't been controversial since the 1960s,
Okay, my apologies, you're not a zoomer. You're just insanely delusional and I have no idea how you would even get the idea that it was socially acceptable to shit on Christianity since the 60s.
>>34808131
>Maybe in the average American flyover small town but artists had been doing it since the 60s at least.
So is the argument is that it's popular or just that it existed? Because I never argued that it wasn't a thing, just that it was still controversial.
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>>34808093
It’s not the glasses
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>>34808114
>skinny puppy girlie
I forgot to ask in the previous comment.
Can you show me like two songs who you thought are a good introduction to get me hooked?
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>>34808131
It's to piss off their own parents when you cut down to it. The goths and gays and alts were also Christian at some point but they got into a disagreement with their mom and dad over petty shit (or severe shit) and they do that teenage thing of trying to punish their parents by rebelling.

Which in my opinion is healthy and if my kid were to rebel against me I would be proud of that, since it shows resolve and individuality. However a lot of those same rebellious teens never did quite grow up. They turned 20 then 30 then 40 and just got stuck in that emotional freeze for some reason
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>>34807994
Have you cuddled with the new 6'6" Chad yet?
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>>34808121
We change boards very often
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>>34808121
/pol/ users like to invade boards and subvert the cultures of them.
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>>34808134
Isn't it funny how the tides changed? It's socially acceptable to shit on Christians now and you can enjoy no reprucussions. Insult LGBT or gays publicly and that's 'hate speech' legal action is taken against you. I find it funny how the demographics who demand wanting to shit on a culture that's already popular to shit on will cry about being victimized or oppressed, yet when they are mocked or shit on they run straight for legal actions
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There's a /pol/ in every minority who browses this website.
>but whites are minorities
OK OK OK FINE GOD FINE YOU CAN BE THE MINORITIES IF YOU WANT
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>>34808103
I'm like if a cuck was angry and violent instead of horny.
>>34808104
Yeah maybe I just need to calm down.
Did you actually mean "they'd let it happen/encourage it if they hated you?" Neither of them are like that I'd say.
>>34808111
Undiagnosed but I am like this and am pissed off on her behalf. I also have black hair with bangs...
>>34808115
He's very loyal as far as I know and have checked, but before we met he was pretty bold with shooting his shot with women and I think he's very cute. The more I love him the more terrified I am of being cheated on because it would just make me a bigger fool for trusting him.
All this to say, I guess I'm making up issues that don't exist and the problem is my fragile ego.
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>>34808146
...Now you're just strawmanning me as some angry woke type. I'll take that as you conceding that I'm right.
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>>34808149
I'm not talking about you specifically you raging egotist, I'm talking broadly about cultures and tensions
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>>34808054
That guy also sells suicide kits
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An anon is jerking off right now
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Do women actually hate dating apps?
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>>34808149
"I'll take that as you conceding I'm right"
And piss off with that sperg mentality too by the way. How much of a self consumed idiot can you be to presume how other people think?
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>>34808148
>pissed off on her behalf
She herself admits she was an annoying piece of shit here
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Women, I'm getting you a collar, what do you want on it?
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>>34808156
Which one?
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>>34808160
>Hotwife
Still don't understand that one
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The best thing about drugs is that you don't have to stop if you don't feel like it kol
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>>34808154
Wtf is a suicide kit just buy a gun
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>>34808133
idk how people can do that with their voices. i cannot sing at all. blows my mind lol

>he got a cancer diagnosis at the same time
aw Im really sorry to hear that, anon <3

>Well, it's better than nothing!
what languages do you speak also? 4 is crazy impressive

>Can you show me like two songs who you thought are a good introduction to get me hooked?
gosh I can try! this is the first skinny puppy song i heard and also one of their most famous, probably a good intro https://youtu.be/O1XGmYFPv_s
the singer from skinny puppy, nivek ogre, is my favourite musician of all time. he was in some lesser known projects other than skinny puppy which are also really amazing, like this https://youtu.be/H-SlgfmAhlA
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>>34808163
That's what a wife of a cuckold is called.
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>>34808163
Don’t try. It’s advertising cheating
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>>34808160
>not all of them
You will never compete with me.
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>>34808160
Imagine being the Chinese factory worker who spends 12 hours a day making these
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>>34808165
That’s what non-americans call guns
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>>34808148
>and am pissed off on her behalf
I can understand wanting him to text, but assuming the plane crashed?
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>>34808167
I know what it is
It's just
Why?
Why advertise that?
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>>34808165
Decided to go to Brave AI for this:
>The term "suicide kit" generally refers to either commercially sold devices for assisted suicide or online-assembled packages of lethal substances, primarily involving sodium nitrite or inert gas (helium/nitrogen).
It's literally just shit you can buy normally.
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>>34808160
I don't think any femanon is into cuckolding
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>>34808122
>the rest of us have to drink your cultural piss
The Japanese and Koreans have a retarded moon rune language and a downright silly culture, and they still manage to have significant cultural status in America. Germans, English, and others have a huge easy way in to American culture, and you squander it on an utterly unearned and pathetic superiority complex. The Irish managed to figure this shit out and got guns for the IRA and are a beloved part of American pop culture. Figure this shit out. YOU cater to US, not the other way around. Drop the superiority act, Europe has been at the lagging end of cultural achievement since the 1800s.
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>>34808165
>>34808154
>men will choose to explode their brains and face and head with a gun and splatter it all over their empty bedrooms instead of go to sleep and die peacefully
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>>34808178
That's cool though
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>>34808169
You love black cock?
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>>34808174
It’s the epitome of male masochism and female sadism
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>>34808166
>4 is crazy impressive
English, French, German and another one that I don't wan't to share for dox reasons.
Plus, I have started learning Spanish last year, but that is just on a very basic level.

>probably a good intro
I think you meant to say "that is an amazing intro if you love 80s shit, like I know you love". I don't know how it's considered "industrial", but also I don't know what "industrial" really means.
This seems like 80s synthie metal to me, and I hope that does not offend you. lol
Like even the way he talks during the music is something you might hear on Robocop. Or in certain early 2000s video game ads.

>skinny puppy
I will say this is a pretty fun name. lol
The name reminds me of one of my favourite songs from the 2000s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPdhe-nK07s

>nivek ogre
The fuck... hell of a name.

>my favourite musician of all time
I know you did not ask, but since I am an attention whore, I will say I do not know for sure which artist that would be for me.
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Just bought a sword.
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>>34808184
I bet it rattles at the hilt
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>>34808100
who the fuck would go around cheating on their significant other while on a family trip with siblings and nieces and nephews? why didn't you go if you're sitting at home having conniptions over it?
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>>34808176
>I don't think any femanon is into cuckolding
Swiss has said she's into it.
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>>34808187
We'll see.
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>>34808184
Which type?
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>>34808178
The substance might not work, you might get the dosage wrong or your body could be unexpectedly tolerant to it
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>>34808192
https://roninkatana.com/ronin-katana-two-handed-long-sword-7-leather-wrapped-grip/
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>>34808194
You did not ask, for the memes, how many times it was folded, right? :(
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>>34808194
>Katana
Yep he's retarded
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>>34808190
Cheers, i hope it’s awesome/
>inb4 you upload a cold steel tier cutting video
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>>34808197
Nigga click the link
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>>34808199
>notgonnaclickthatlink.jpg
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>>34808178
I'd honestly rather shoot myself than do MAID yeah.
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How does one become the sex man?
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>>34808202
>>34808199
i clicked the link and it opened up medieval dolphin porn.
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>>34808206
fuck a lot of bpd women and become their addiction
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>>34808184
>>34808194
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>>34808206
become ante (not poker)
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>>34808206
Have a big dick
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>>34808206
I wish women liked initiating
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I'm too much of a loser for a relationship but I know other guys who are even worse than me who are in relationships. I just don't have that level of shamelessness.
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>>34808117
Yeah you definitely don't get performance art.
What happened to freedom of speech?
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>>34808217
Same
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Masturbating and watching porn are normal and I'm tired of women demonizing it
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To Femanon;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXmABxvHTG4
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Gender
What names are attractive to you?
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>>34808221
Maybe if you didn't watch facial abuse or the one where they took their passports there would be less stigma around it
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>>34808225
I don't want to post >her name
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>>34808225
M
Claire and Leah are my favorite girl names
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>>34808221
the porn industry is evil though
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>>34808225
Hank - M
Terri - F
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>>34808225
M
sarah
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>>34808225
m

if one day i have a daughter my first pick for a name would likely be something like clarabelle
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Man, imagine writing one international number 1 single and you are set for life.
Isn't that kinda weird?
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>>34808221
I thought women were evil hedonistic sexually liberated whore feminists who love porn?
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>>34808182
>English, French, German
very cool! french and German are some of my favourite languages just in terms of how they sound

>but also I don't know what "industrial" really means.
2bh im really bad at actually identifying and describing genres haha, i just know that a lot of music i like is labelled as industrial. from my understanding its generally quite harsh and experimental and sometimes has factory-like sounds.
another industrial band im into at the minute is einsturzende neubauten https://youtu.be/4H2bYIEAFsU

>The name reminds me of one of my favourite songs from the 2000s
I'll check it out in a bit! ive switched to phone posting rn and its really messing me up because it keeps refreshing this page when i tab out and its really annoying xd

>The fuck... hell of a name.
his name is actually just kevin. nivek is kevin spelt backwards. its because there were two kevins in skinny puppy and they were avoiding confusion lol

> I will say I do not know for sure which artist that would be for me.
its a hard decision to make! there are so many really great musicians out there
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>>34808240
women making porn = good
men watching porn = bad
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>>34808240
It really is fascinating on how men will blame women for everything even when it becomes contradictory.
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non-white bilingual women: would you feel awkward/weird if your partner asked you to moan your native/secondary language during sex? i dated latina and i asked her to moan filthy things into my ears in spanish and it made me hard as a rock
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>>34808239
That actually happens very rarely and only if you own your masters.
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she asked for my number
i gave it to her
i texted her
she never replied
why did she ask for my number in the first place?
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>>34808245
Wait they don't do that automatically?
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>>34808160
I'm not getting a physical collar. I'd rather a day collar [necklace].
>>
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>>34808248
options
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>>34808248
How long did you wait between getting her number and texting her? And how long has it been since you texted her? Assuming you didn't wait too long and you're also not upset because it's only been a few hours or even a couple days, she could've just wanted an ego boost, or maybe someone else higher up her chain got to her, or maybe she's building a roster. Just look for other people in the meantime and don't think about her. If she's worth your time she'll get back to you, and if she never gets back to you then she was never worth your time.
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>>34808241
>french and German are some of my favourite languages just in terms of how they sound
Norm Macdonald would make a joke
But I would say... something super-pop? Something that was actually based on "older" songs from the early 2000s. One of my favs back then was Robbie Williams, do you know Supreme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULTtWUZhD9c
I think English is a spectacular language for singing, even though there's a lot of German and Japanese songs I find irresistable.
Do you like Japanese City Pop? It's been coming up a lot recently.

>nivek is kevin spelt backwards.
Didn't they do that in Mortal Kombat? lmao
(also has a surprisingly good theme btw)
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>>34808225
(you)r name
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My mom told me about her friend's daughter who is 28 with a degree in literature and has apparently never had a boyfriend. My mom's friend is trying to set her up with someone. I guess femcels are real.
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>>34808221
I'm a man, and I think it's done much harm to us. Just look at cucks, trannies, and subs.
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>>34808225
Charles~
Christopher~
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>>34808258
>degree in literature
Idk man that woman seems to have a big red flag you're missing
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>>34808225
Elle
Alexandra
Malena
Morgan
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>>34808258
is she cute?
>degree in lit
if she becomes a teacher that's 10/10 otherwise rip
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I want to do things to a girl that she'll love in the moment but will be very embarrassed of after
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>>34808266
This is 99% of all female fetishes btw
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>>34808263
What's wrong with studying literature?
>>34808265
I don't know what she looks like, could be busted but plenty of busted women are in relationships.
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>>34808262
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>>34808256
>robbie williams
yess im from the uk actually so ive heard quite a bit of robbie williams in my time

>Japanese City Pop
idk much city pop outside of the big popular tracks, but it seems like pretty chill music. ive heard a decent amount of Japanese music because my family are weebs loll, but they havent really shown me any city pop before

>also has a surprisingly good theme
the mortal kombat theme is iconic!
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She'll never know I loved her.
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>>34808262
How much pressure was that bogan using? It's cheese, not fucking hard tack.
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>>34808268
>What's wrong with studying literature
nta but it's a huge waste of money if you're in the US
>t. has a brother who majored in Lit
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>>34808160
>CUMS LUT
Lol
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>>34808276
>yess im from the uk actually so ive heard quite a bit of robbie williams in my time
That almost sounds judgmental. lmao
But I guess that also means you are 30+ like me?

>my family are weebs
The fuck how does that work out?
btw, if you want something more unique but what I find super fucking cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B0QR-9N2XU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6yGSH1jRYo

I don't want to post too much, but y family is the opposite of weebs and it's part of why I had to learn Japanese on my own.
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I wish cured meats weren't bad for (You)
Stuff is delicious
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>>34808268
Studying literature at a college in means super feminist and the fact she's never had a bf means she's super neurotic because those types are typically slutty
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Any medfags ITT? Is it true that performing oral sex can lead to cancer of the mouth? Is that something the average person needs to worry about?
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>>34808290
NTA
It can, but only if the woman has HPV and it's not something you should be fretting about if you're not overly promiscuous.
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>>34808290
No more than chronically eating smoked meats, ya scaredy cat.
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>In June 2013, Douglas told The Guardian that his type of cancer is caused by human papillomavirus infection, transmitted by cunnilingus,[7] leading some media to report this as well.
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Why do women even want boyfriends?
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>>34808299
OCDAnon, please give us a break from these questions.
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I need to be penetrated stat
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>>34808289
They did say she was anxious.
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Women, is it weird if a male friend asks you for a hug?
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>>34808286
>That almost sounds judgmental.
xd noo i didnt mean to!
>30+
i am a zoomer actually. 20s

>The fuck how does that work out?
my siblings are both quite into Japanese culture. especially my sister, she can speak Japanese pretty fluently now.
also ok this might sound made up but i promise im telling the truth: my dad has a bunch of anime figures and stuff lol

>btw, if you want something more unique but what I find super fucking cool
nice tunes, i especially like the second one!

>my family is the opposite of weebs
thats a shame. having a weeb family is pretty chill really
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>>34808302
Gayyyy
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>>34808310
M
I only give side hugs to female friends
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>>34808310
it depends on the context. one time i was crying and my male friend offered to hug me and that was normal
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>>34808310
Yes
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How do I advertise the fact that I'm in desperate need of a hug?
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>>34808319
But you look so soft...
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>>34808322
Unfortunately the only way to do that is to simply go in for the hug
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>>34808322
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>>34808313
>she can speak Japanese pretty fluently now.
I will challenge her, because I actually learned that bs at an university level. lmao

> my dad has a bunch of anime figures and stuff lol
I have to see them... will you show me?

>having a weeb family is pretty chill really
Well, it seems so. lmao
But my family is also what made me interested in chanson, so my attachment to Japanese shit has been like 95% on my own.
There were obviously some super cheesy things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyTruRHZsFQ

Anyway, I am about to go to bed, so if you want to keep in touch, send me a mail adress I can hit up tomorro.
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>>34808323
I am soft. And we'd just be friends.
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>>34808317
>woman cries and gets whatever she wants
Oh wow shocker
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I find it funny we're supposed to believe the average woman's body count is so low yet this place, filled with "weird" women completely dies on the weekends, I wonder why that is. If even the introverted women are out clubbing, do you really think the average woman's body count isn't 50+?
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>>34808328
You need to understand that when people say they're "touch starved" and "need a hug", it's a euphemism for them being gooner incels who are desperate for sex and will behave like creeps to get it.
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>>34808334
If you keep focousing on numbers and not trying to be a good person when dating then you'll remain single.
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>>34808334
Snizzes red and angry
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>>34808335
If I was in a like 10% worse headspace I would've crashed out hard and taken the bait
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>>34808335
I have been to nerd conventions.
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>>34808317
He wanted to fuck, dumbass
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>>34808329
I'll respond to this via email tomorrow because i really should sleep too now.
emmasmith7777hi@gmail.com

good night, sleep well!
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>>34808334
This concept of "the average woman" isn't helping you
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>you should just be happy with a used-up slut with 3 kids with 3 different fathers
This thread is useless for anyone with self respect desu
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The last time I hugged a girl she literally ran away afterwards. Definitely didn't make me want to kill myself
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>>34808340
Wow, what a shocker.

No, wait, it isn't. You fit the profile for the kind of loser that goes to those things.
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Women, why do you ask me why I'm still single? What kind of question even is that? What's next, why do I enjoy drinking water??
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>>34808300
Who?
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moids why are you still... ya know...
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>>34808347
>prospective partners are either models with movie star looks OR they are obese and old and get CPS called on them for living like old mother Hubbard
The black and white thinking of a mentally disturbed little boy, strikes again!
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>>34808347
Who the fuck said that?
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>>34808351
(You)
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>>34808353
I actually don't know. What am I
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>>34808349
>explaining thing for specifically someone who has been to conventions
>yes, I know
>haha nerd
You're one of us too, mega loser.
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>>34808358
I didn't ask that question
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>>34808353
Me mum and da think it's because either I'm gay or because my politics aren't radical socialist enough to attract women.
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>>34808353
Virgins?
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doing art stuff today and i exercised. life is okay today.
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>>34808342
i genuinely think he was just being nice. i was sad because my cat died
>>
https://programs.clearerthinking.org/who_attracts_you_study.html
I took this quiz. Reply to this post if you also take this quiz
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>>34808359
You are a toilet trader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFQxiL8ElZA
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>>34808334
idk why you're always here pretending this place is dead on the weekends to confirm your weird fantasy that every woman in the world is having sex 24/7. this place was more active last saturday than it was last monday and there are always a decent number of women here despite this website being very male skewed. pretty sure you just have some bizarre voyeuristic fetish about women having sex while you're sitting at home on your computer.
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>>34808365
>i genuinely think he was just being nice
The sleaziest of fuck boys are always the most deceptive that way, aren't they
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>>34808353
Idk
I've never really tried to get a gf
Or friends for that matter
My therapist says I'm not schizoid but I don't believe her
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>>34808367
No, I'm a pimp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7YXONuF3dk
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>>34808342
>>34808333
The duality of man
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ladies, thoughts on if you were married to mr. right and you felt your bond was solid and unbreakable, what would your reaction/response be if he asked if he could brand you on your body (obviously not anywhere that would be visible or anywhere sensitive) with a branding iron? assume it's a small one and not like a big cattle branding iron
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>>34808366
I got all brown women
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>>34808353
Why am I single? Because I'm not barking up any trees rn and got rejected the last few times I did
I at least was the one who did the dumping and not the one who got dumped in my last serious relationship
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>>34808368
4stats.io exists, we can literally see the statistics that show that this place dies every weekend. Fuck off with your gaslighting.
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>>34808368
Are you one of those women, simp?
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>>34808375
I'm kinda surprised mine wasn't 50/50 desu.
>>
Who is more attractive, Lauren Mayberry or Jenna Coleman?
>>
Women, how do you like your eggs?
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What is it like to read 4chan and not be able to immediately tell people apart even when they're anonymous
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>>34808373
Absolutely not and I will murder him if he does it against consent.
I have 4 albino markers and it could turn cancerous.
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>>34808383
I've got at least 4 different personalities when I post here brother
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This song is such a vibe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNdTXEJv1A
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>>34808384
i feel like it would be difficult to sneak up on someone with a branding iron
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>>34808386
And they all smell the same
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Have you ever been subjected to punitive rape?
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>>34808382
Poached but I'm lazy and normally make fried instead.
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if I had a female friend I'd try to have sex with her
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>>34808387
real pseudounc hours
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Guess the weight
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Gender
What did you get up to today?
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>>34808395
M
My job because I'm a broke nigga
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>>34808394
400+
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>>34808394
220?
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So I'm just supposed to accept "she" doesn't actually exist and actually never existed, and that my minds playing tricks on me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vHA5lqrMMI
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>>34808394
>Ethical non-monogamy
For me it's ethical non-consensual consensual rape
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>>34808395
I hunted and killed 17 different A.I. robots, dismembering their mechanical bodies and furiously eating the wires that held them together.
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State gender. How should people who wear flip flops in public be punished for their behavior?
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Why is a fupa unattractive? What is bad about fat pussy?
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>>34808395
f, going to buy some suitcases and then start packing when I get back!
>>34808382
i don't actually like eggs that much. I'll eat them but I'm never like wow eggs. poached or soft boiled
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>>34808404
So you're playing Mega Man
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>>34808366
1/2
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>>34808412
2/2
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>>34808381
Mayberry.
Also Alex Botez > Andrea
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Salmon roe :3
>>
Do you ever wish you had lived in Yugoslavia back when it still existed as a whole country?
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>>34808417
Not really. Yugoslavia seems like it was a pretty shitty country.
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>>34808395
Not too much. I had a really rough morning, cried a lot, took a nap after lunch. I'm gonna have a beer and play some video games.
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>>34808409
This is misinformation. The fupa is when the gut and the mons become one
>>
Natalie Cuomo or Saaniya Abbas?
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>>34808419
NTA
whatcha playing anon
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>>34808416
Lox with Schmear <3
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>>34808422
I think I'll wrap up Katamari Damacy. Might play a little Sexy Parodius as well or at least some other arcade shooting game
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>>34808420
I thought a fupa was when the spirits of the Black Lodge produced an identical copy of a human being and released it into the mortal world?
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>>34808421
saar
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>>34808366
Wtf is this question
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>>34808409
I bet that'd feel great on your nose if you went down on her
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>>34808366
zendaya jumpscare
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>>34808422
>whatcha playing
Playing with my pee pee
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>>34808423
Also good.
I should get some lox.
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>>34808427
i guessed it was some bot test or some check to see if you're just clicking away without reading the questions
>>
listening to some good dnb tonight
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>>34808421
Cuomo is hot. I'm too tired to google Abbas, sorry.
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>>34808430
Wtf? She actually looks cute here?
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>>34808427
That shit happens to me all the time.
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>>34808421
Like to fuck or listen to their stand up?
Neither btw
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>>34808424
>Katamari Damacy
Nostalgia nvke
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>>34808440
Which one do you think is more attractive?
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>>34808425
Nah you're thinking of a Twin, Usurping Lives and Personalities Aggressively
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>>34808441
I have to play it on a near annual basis. Always helps when I'm having a really shitty day.
Very inspirational piece of media to me for many reasons
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Why is it that being forcibly surprise sexed up the ass always gives you a migraine? I really didn't know the butt and the brain were that connected.
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>>34808446
Because you have your head up your ass.
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>>34808445
I should play it again, I could use some respite.
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What was a red flag you should have caught from a former partner early on?

>His sense of humour included a lot of unfunny 'shock value' jokes about pedophiles and rape
>>
Gender

Is it a red flag if this is someone's favourite song? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48
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I'm depressed and I need a boyfriend to cure me
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>>34808454
No, but this is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
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Dating apps really do ruin women sense of where they belong

Some ugly fat bitch just freaked out at me because I asked her out to a cute cafe, and apparently that's not a "real date" and that's why men are all lonely losers.
And like, this chick is a 2/10 at most. I just accidentally swiped on her and went with it cause I figured I had nothing better to do.

Do women seriously lack this much self awareness?
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>>34808449
It seems practically tailor made for it. Trivially easy, portioned into time limited stages, very aesthetically pleasing and cathartic... I could and maybe should write an essay about the game
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>>34808366
As a moid, I feel like this taught me a valuable lesson that women probably already knew: never settle in dating, but also, the right person doesn't have to try.

1/2
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>>34808455
Bfs worsen depression
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>>34808458
Lazy bait
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Everyone see this post >>34808453 ? Fucking this, this is what women are like with a man they're actually attracted to. The next time you meet a woman and she is talking sense then she's not attracted to you.
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>>34808460
2/2
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>>34808459
I'll read it if you do!
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>>34808462
Happened 5 minutes ago, then she sent like 20 messages and unmatched with me so I have literally no idea what she spammed me.
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>>34808366
>Of the people we showed you, you said you'd be up for a date with 22% of them
>Compared to other people who date the same gender as you, this makes you more selective than 90% of them
3/4 of the test was dudes and black/brown/old/day bitches, wtf are you niggas thinking
>>
I'm gonna boil some eggs.
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>>34808458
get the fuck off of dating apps. if she’s a fat bitch with an inflated ego she’s going to stay a fat bitch with an inflated ego, who cares? no guy she thinks she’s worth is ever going to see her as anything more than a fleshlight. go find someone who’s worth your time instead of worrying what worthless people think about you.
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>>34808466
Hell yeah I'm entering my getting anons to literally subscribe to my blog era. Why not
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>>34808467
Made up bait story
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>>34808465
>anon likes the goth
Shocking
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>>34808469
You will be kicked in your huevos rancheros by a chica who gets real mad at your behavior. Tu eres una puta.
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I'm gonna fertilize some eggs.
>>
i'm going to rot some eggs
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>>34808467
Post screenshot
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If an adult is raped by a child, can they be criminally charged and tried for pedophilia?
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I'm going to soak some eggs in Chinese boy piss.
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>>34808409
You don't know what a fupa is
Bait
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>>34808477
Anon noooooo don't do it
>>
I could go for some huevos rancheros right now...
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>>34808453
Sleeping all day every day.
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Atoga men aren't slutty enough.
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>>34808468
>day
Fat
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Sitting perfectly still in front of the computer while I listen to unnecessarily hard dance music on a Caturday evening
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>>34808484
Valk sleeps all day? How does she post so often?
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>>34808381
jenna coleman
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>>34808485
I'm not posting my arms
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>>34808485
I'm waiting for marriage.
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>>34808485
I'm extremely slutty I'm buttnaked in my apartment right now.
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>>34808485
Be gone wench.
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>>34808453
She talked shit about pretty much everyone she knew behind their backs.
She also told me early on that I was too good for her. Should have listened and definitely will to the next woman who says the same.
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>>34808488
she’s a doordasher iirc so her hours are probably flexible and random. although i prefer the theory that she’s a crypto millionaire larping for shits and giggles
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>>34808478
Well I can't cause she unmatched.
>>34808470
Yeah I know, I mean I don't care about this bitch in particular. I just find it hilarious how inflated every girl's ego is on these things.

I usually only swipe on new accounts, since those are the girls usually just trying to get someone and leave immediately. And they tend to be way more reasonable. But sometimes a few like this slip in.
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>>34808485
It is through great restraint on my part that I haven't hoed out for nearly a decade now.
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>>34808496
If I were a crypto millionaire, I could think of about a billion better uses for my freedom and time.
>>
Who are you taking to the /atoga/ ball?
NOTE: If you ask someone to the /atoga/ ball they are claimed and legally required to say yes.
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>>34808485
Because we aren't posting hands?
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>>34808488
I wasn't sniping at her.

>>34808495
>She also told me early on that I was too good for her.
I don't know why they say this, but same. It's probably best to take them at their word on that one.
>>
If I had millions I'd buy this site and shut it down for good.
>>
What's it like living in a high up place like Flagstaff, AZ?
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>>34808500
A special girl
>>
When they called me broken, I knew.
When they called me evil? I knew.
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>>34808500
Goth
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>>34808502
I know why she said that to me, but I can't speak for all women who say that shit, obviously.
She said it because she was fishing for validation. She also used it as a way to begin the process of keeping me attached to the point of being unable to leave even when she was abusing me.
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>>34808500
My beloved TD
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>>34808504
It's very hard not to topple and fall off the edge of the nearest canyon when the wind blows the wrong way.
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dude where the FUCK are all the femanons AND DONT SAY THEYRE GETTING PLAPPED GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK
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>>34808473
the goth is just the previous page but with heavy makeup
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>>34808500
The hot catbox femanon from the last thread.
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>>34808500
Am I allowed to go alone?
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>>34808512
They're at my house. We're playing Mario party. No you can't come.
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How can you tell if a poster is female and not a guy larping?
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>>34808515
>catbox
What, did she shit in a litter box?
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>>34808500
heh
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>>34808518
It's pretty easy to tell whenever they're posting about experiences that only a biological woman would have, but otherwise it really just comes down to word choices, tone and the subjects of their posts.
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/atoga/ is a show with everything but Yul Brynner

One night in /atoga/ makes a hard man crumble
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>>34808518
99% of men here never talk about anything other than sex. If they talk about sex often, they're a guy.
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>>34808520
hownew.ru
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>>34808517
>Mario Party
Is this a code word for some weird sex thing
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>>34808500
>Me and BV at the /atoga/ ball.
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>>34808524
>KH is a guy
That explains a few things
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During my high school days my nickname was The Booty Warrior because everyone thought I was a future gay rapist based on my creepy, autistic, and vaguely homosexual coded behaviors
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>>34808526
...maybe...
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>>34808526
It's this hot new trend where all the kids get together and dress like they're in an early 2000s r&b/pop hip-hop music video and exclusively listen to Mario for the duration of the function
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>>34808507
me?!
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>>34808530
Yeah that tracks somewhat
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>>34808366
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>>34808533
yeah~
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>>34808533
I think so. She posts in lowercase, too.
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>>34808532
>2000s pop hip-hop music video
Do they party like a rock star?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82vpIsQ3lX8
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>>34808500
anon :3
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>>34808366
this test would be a whole lot better if you could put a racial preference from the start and rate ppl from just the specific race/s you like
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>>34808535
Bottom left looks almost exactly like my lesbian bestie
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>>34808542
Lesbians aren't real.
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>>34808541
Fat fetish poster is racist???
You're cancelled, bruh.
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>>34808541
>*anything white*
cringe

>>34808468
>*anything white*
based
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>>34808500
No one. I’m staying home unless I get asked.
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>>34808543
I've seen her making out with a woman
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>>34808542
The hidden gem is like my second ex gf.
Me likey white woman.
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>>34808547
Women do that all the time.
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>>34808548
is that the one you cucked a guy out of?
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Need me a nice thicc femanon. Husky. Sturdy. Got some squish on 'er. Some jiggle. Venus tummy.
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spending tomorrows money i call it mañana
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>>34808366
I couldve sworn I gave the no eyebrows chick only 2 stars
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Have you ever been part of a culture where the public exposure of men's genitalia is normalized?
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>>34808535
>Felt the need to watermark it
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>>34808550
No. We dated semi seriously and her brother was probably jerking off to us romping around his apartment. He was an M4.
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>>34808549
It was with her gf though
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>>34808366
>>34808553
I would've preferred my hidden gem instead of the no eyebrows girl but whatever.
This test also made me feel racist.
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hi how r u dont forget to drink worter snd eat fiber

sincerely
evilbitch3000
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>>34808553
If only bottom right's bangs were a little longer
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I watched The Odyssey. It was good.
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>>34808559
>This test also made me feel racist.
lol same. It is what it is. There's nothing inherently racist about just having preferences though.
>>
Women explain to me what couples are supposed to do, I have zero problems getting dates, but then they say I'm boring after about 12 meetups. From the sound of it I'm fairly certain many women are only dating me to get free meals, which is poverty ethic to be honest. What do you birds even want.
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>>34808557
M4?
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>>34808553
it ignores your three fire ratings because it was a roastie that made it, so only 2 fire ratings get counted.
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>>34808565
Navy
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>>34808564
bait
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>>34808500
M
Not attending. I hate dances and balls and shit like that
I hated it when I was in elementary school, middle school
Didn't even consider going to prom
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>>34808564
The boys in your community didn't teach you by jerking you off and forcing French kisses on you when you were growing up? They didn't strip you naked and force you to cook and clean for them? Because that should have taught you. But sadly, it seems you had no male peer mentors to simulate a sexual relationship with you.
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>>34808560
Thanks evilbitch3000
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>>34808560
Hydrate or diedrate anons
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>>34808540
Holy shit I almost forgot about her
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>>34808454
The most surprising thing about this is how many people this must have gone through before making it to TV and none of them thought this was a bad idea.
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>>34808567
Oh that's like an MOS? I know Navy guys are weird, but what makes you think he was into his sister?
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>>34808366
M

>Of the people we showed you, you said you'd be up for a date with 52% of them.
>Your taste is more distinctive than 38% of people who date the same gender(s) as you

Am I an NPC? How'd I do?
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>>34808563
Good to know I'm not alone in this feeling
>>34808561
It would change her life if she grew them out a little more
>>34808566
But I gave the other 3 in my main type 3 fire ratings
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>>34808578
He was a filthy weeb and making eyes at me when we played uno and drank a bit.
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>>34808568
12 meetups is not that many. that's like a month long relationship. Also I am not having sex like that. You guys always do this. I am not meeting *for sex*. I only hook-up some of the time and not always.

>>34808570
You'd like that wouldn't you
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>>34808366
>>
>be me
>evil BPDemon mom
>no sisters
>no women role models
>older female cousin molested me
You have to admit, I was pretty much always destined to hate women from the start.
>>
Also where the fuck are the latinas, I swear they didn't show any. It also turns out I think pajeetas are pretty cute.
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State gender and tell me which funny object I should put on this guy's body.
>scarf
>chef’s hat
>champion’s belt
>headphones
>camera
>crown
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>>34808585
Did I not get shown the trannies because of the way I answered my sexuality or is this an edited image.
Still funny as fuck though
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>>34808559
top girl looks like a random Syrian engineering graduate student
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>>34808586
bait
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>>34808585
Lmao
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>>34808537
>>34808536
it could very well be me in that case!
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>>34808588
M. Chef hat
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>>34808590
She gives heavy STEMcel energy and I want her badly.
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Have any of you ever been to Aotearoa?
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>>34808576
A chance make people cringe at tranny bullshit in a hilarious way that won't get me canceled, and I get a paycheck at the end? I wouldn't say a single word.
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>>34808588
M
Chef Hat
>>34808599
>alternative universe's atoga
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>>34808564
They don't want to feel bored, either by being entertained or always having something to worry about. This is what they call "personality". They don't actually care about you having your life together. They just want that something is always going on. This is why drug addicts and compulsive cheaters are such a popular choice among women. So either put on the clown makeup or boxing gloves idk.
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>>34808588
HEADPHON
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>>34808544
blame god for making white men so cute in comparison to the rest
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>>34808599
I love a nice areola, yes.
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>>34808606
:#)
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>>34808582
That means he wanted to bang you, though, not her?
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>>34808598
Agreed, the kind of girl you could talk into wearing a buttplug into her lab

I'm too lazy to redo the training my browser bugged out and I think I gave her unattractive because it froze a few times and I randomly rated 4 or 5 people as I did it
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>>34808588
M
Head phones probably look funny on his dumbbell head
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>>34808588
Question mark
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Honestly, things have been a little weird with us lately. I’ve been going out more and seeing people a lot, but somehow I still feel pretty lonely when it comes to my relationship. It feels like I’m always there for her emotionally, but when I need that same kind of attention, she's just not really there. I don’t think she's doing it intentionally, which almost makes it harder to bring up, but I’ve definitely been feeling more distant from her lately.
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>>34808602
>alternative universe's atoga
I would like to visit Turtle Island one day.
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>>34808594
My, you look lovely tonight...
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>>34808616
Never give up, trust your instincts!
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>>34808500
M
dibs on this femanon
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>>34808609
Duh, and his awkward ass was hinting "Oh lesbian porn! I jerk off to that all the time!"
>.>
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>>34808623
Nta but I’m intrigued by this. Do you have the source?
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>>34808616
Cheat on her. Cheat and really enjoy yourself.
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>>34808596
>>34808602
I let you guys down and only got a medium bear. I got hit by a car and picked up the bear man riding on a balloon ;-;
Didn’t even roll up the royal present
>>34808614
>>34808605
I'll try this and go for a larger bear
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>>34808631
Forgot pic
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>>34808589
It's fake yes
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>>34808627
Its been too long, I forgot what its called.
You're gonna have to reverse image search this one on your own friend.
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>>34808625
>Oh lesbian porn! I jerk off to that all the time!"
Ok yeah that's fucked
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>>34808627
I decided to reverse image search it for you
Subete Ga Tsunagaru Basho De, Mata
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>>34808543
Says increasingly desperate man for the hundredth time
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>>34808636
Gotta add that one to the nsfw and/or night time reading list
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>>34808588
>>34808632
Zoom out pls
What is this set up, looks comfy
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>>34808500
I’m taking Femanon! Yes, that Femanon! You know the one!
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>>34808635
Yep. Ugh. He was stereotype "where's my hug" guy.
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>>34808633
Expected but still disappointed
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>>34808527
>who tf is this zach effron mf
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>>34808639
My desperation is real. Lesbians aren't.
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>>34808644
Its pretty gud
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Good night anons. The eepiness has gotten to me.
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>>34808366
F
1/2
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>>34808656
2/2
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>>34808645
I've got my PS one and its LCD screen sitting on top of my PS2 Slim. You can plug other stuff into the PS1's screen and it'll turn on automatically if it's plugged in and gets a signal, pretty neat
But my PS2 Slim's laser just fucking died on me fml
>>
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What /diy/ stuff have you done today /atoga/?
I found out my brand new (used) impact wrench is completely fucked and needs a rebuild. It sprayed tool oil everywhere
>>
mmm tan moid hand
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>>34808656
>>34808658
Cope
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>>34806572
I think the farthest I got was 60 something. I try to do at least 35 a day
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>>34808651
Itsa me! Zac Efron!
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I can ALMOST hit e2
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>>34806572
M
25 on a good day, usually just 20
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>>34808661
It's supposed to spray it when you lube it. What's wrong with it? Not working at all or just no ugga-duggas behind it?
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Women, would you let a man suck on your boobs?
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Why did women make my 22 year old electronics fail. I was having fun
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>>34808669
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>>34808675
only if he lets me suck his back
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Femanons, at what age do you think a male goes from being a boy to a man?
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Dear human who didn't clean up after their dog shitting. I hope your dog takes a fat shit on your forehead tomorrow morning. I hate you so much today. I hate you with every fiber and neuron and cell in this flesh bag corporeal form of mine. Fuck you, you lazy piece of shit. You don't deserve a dog. You deserve nothing.
>>
I definitely need a shower tomorrow
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>>34808652
Kek
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Penelope waited 20 years for Odysseus, where do I find a woman like that?
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>>34808656
Based and brunettepilled
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>>34808681
Kinda weird to suck the back like a leech but thats fine I guess
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>>34808682
25
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>>34808688
Not here
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>>34808688
Joey it's a fuckin' booooook, a fairy tale, what's the matta with you. Always with the scenarios
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>>34808656
>>34808658
What race is your wife? Also why didn't you go 3 flames with the zendaya one?
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>>34808658
Is bottom male or female?
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>>34808688
Mythology, lol
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>>34808688
Why is the Penelope equivalent never loyal in the interpretations?
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>>34808666
>mmm tan moid hand
Satan loves browns confirmed
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>>34806595
This is my chart
>>34808674
uggas when not supposed to
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>using an atlatl to throw a spear right through anon's skull.
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>>34808656
>>34808658
Built for all female dracula
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I'm PISSED OFF
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>>34808696
yes
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>>34808706
Why
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>>34808704
Cultural appropriation if you're not a Mesoamerican femanon
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>>34808704
I fantasize about using an atlatl all the time
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>>34808708
You know what? It doesn't matter. I must achieve peace or I will eat myself alive.
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>>34808688
>woman loyal to man at all
myths, with the rest of the magical elves and hobbits and other silly fairy tale ephemera.
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>>34808695
nta

I didn't get zendaya so I assume not everyone gets the same pictures

I told it I was straight and I still got men though
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>>34808713
I'm glad I could help?
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>>34808717
Sometimes I just need to hear someone ask me Why
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>>34808719
I get it; I'm teasing. I do the same thing.
>>
I wake up in an ice cold sweat, and my skin starts to creep
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>>34808656
top right was one of the hottest women imo, kinda disappointed she didn't show up as my type
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>The only way a woman can like a man is if he's handsome and hard working
No one else sees the problem with this??
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>>34808703
>uggas when not supposed to
Is it the trigger sticking?

>>34808695
>What race is your wife?
Mixed Filipino and Chinese on her mom's side. White on her dad's.

>>34808696
>Is bottom male or female?
I don't know, but androgynous people piss me off.
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>>34808732
I see the problem. It teaches men that they are not valued for unproductive emotions. And that leads to where we are.
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>>34808733
>mixed Filipino and Chinese on her mom's side. White on her dad'
cute
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>>34808715
She got the Zendaya one just it's not in her top 4
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>>34808738
I wasn't expectating an empathetic reply today.
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>>34808744
It doesn't really mean anything
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>>34808744
I've had the empathy. I just don't have the patience.
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>>34808733
>mixed Filipino and Chinese on her mom's side. White on her dad's
Good thing you two can't breed
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>>34808618
today I'm actually wearing all white! but Goth outfit tomorrow when I go to the speaker store
>>
Damn I kinda hate being unable to make friends
>>
>>34808748
nta

If it makes you feel any worse, I have quarter-white quarter-black quarter-chinese and quarter-latino nieces and nephews in her place
>>
Rightoids,
Why dont you care about climate change?
>>
>>34808748
>>34808754
Der mutts
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>>34808755
B8 but wtf am I supposed to do about it
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>>34808760
Be a leftist and enact change?
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>>34808750
>today I'm actually wearing all white!
Are those funeral clothes for a goth girl? If so, my condolences. What kind of speaker are you getting?
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>>34808761
Bet you wish I would've leftist dick in yo mouf
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>>34808661
I'm learning how to use a rolled hem foot on my half fucked sewing machine. Sometimes the upper thread gets snagged inside the machine and I can't figure it out. I think I figured out the new foot at least. Sorry your wrench thing is fucked. Do you know how to fix it?
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>>34808755
not a rightoid
I don't care about climate change because there's nothing that you or I or anyone can do about it. the relevant policy decisions have been made, we're already way past the tipping point. every tipping point.
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>>34808755
I believe in climate change
But not nearly to extent that the wackjobs claim
And most of the climate people don't actually care about the environment; it's just power and their dumb pet causes
Like every environmentalist should be demanding nuclear energy yet it's the greens that lead the charge against it
Most political movements end up getting hijacked by these types
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>>34808755
I do, but I think most don't because they're afraid acknowledging it is a threat to capitalism. Not realizing the backlash from ignoring it will be the real threat to it.
>>
It feels very isolating to be part jewish these days. I could larp as an antisemite and everything would be easier. But I refuse to condemn the innocent members of my family whom I love. It's simply not right.
It sucks that there is always the dreaded moment when I have to tell someone about it, reactions are never good and I have lost people I cared for over it.
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>>34808770
Can we fuck
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>>34808769
2bh, the threat is real
Not by the climate measures themselves, but by capitulating to the types that go apeshit over it
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>>34808755
not sure i'm the kind of rightoid you're thinking of but here goes: i don't not care about it, but i think overpopulation and pollution are two bigger environmental issues that have taken the backseat because climate change is more convenient and easier for the ruling elites to posture against.
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>>34808770
Are you a guy or girl anon? Not everyone hates jews.
>>
Korra, you're anti-data center right? For some reason?
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>>34808755
I am not convinced of the effects of human actions on climate change as the archetypal narrative goes.
However, I don't need climate change's threat to be real to care about the environment. Irregardless of the effects of fossil fuels and gasses on the atmosphere, contamination of natural environments is a terrible thing, it's ugly and it hurts plants and animals. Progress shouldn't be at the mercy of climate change, but to progress means to also find ways to protect nature.
I am most bothered by deforestation, pollution of water sources, and the excessive hunting of species leading to their extinction or dangerously low population numbers.
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>>34808748
>Good thing you two can't breed
The world isn't ready for those children.

>>34808777
>Korra, you're anti-data center right? For some reason?
Yes, why?
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>>34808776
I think that anon conflates criticizing the likud party with being antisemitic
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>>34808366
Here. What a boring datamining sesh
>>34808733
>Is it the trigger sticking?
The trigger doesnt do anything when the gun is set in forward; it just spins if it has air. In reverse the torque is weak. I want to rebuild this thing and get 1000 ft# of back torque but I need to find a cheap rebuild kit
>>34808683
chances are you wont see the shit against the forehead of whoever didnt pick up his dog's shit
>>34808770
LOL go braid some challah kikeboi HA gottem
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>>34808779
>Yes, why?
I thought Indians were pro AI?
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>>34808770
Don't worry I'll never hate jews and honest can't stand the fact everywhere on the internet is gone full nazi
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>>34808779
Because he wants to start shit for no reason
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>>34808771
>>34808776
I am a man.
I often think about it. I do lean right wing and I was attracted to the fascist narratives at one point. I just can't condemn the innocent, and I also believe that it would be a betrayal of the very suffering that other had to endure that ended up in my existence. I also love my family, I simply can't condemn them, they have their flaws, but they are good people, and I won't turn on them.
Anyway, I am a bit dramatic.
Yes, not everyone does and hopefully I can find someone one day.
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>>34808781
Looks like Carmela soprano
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>>34808785
Cute twink
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>>34808779
Just making sure you do in fact have all the wrong dumb opinions on everything
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>>34808775
Overpopulation is not a thing
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>>34808789
Pajeet spotted
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>>34808780
Not at all.
>>34808783
Yeah. On a lighter but related note, I like "dark humor" and don't care about racist jokes, but this whole thing has brought back the trope where anything containing the word "nigger" is somehow hilarious by itself. It's very dull, isn't it?
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>>34808779
NTA. Would you two use your fwb as a donor?
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>>34808793
>It's very dull, isn't it
in 2016 when I was in highschool I would tell the white students that their only joke was saying "nigger" over and over. Ten years later and nothing's changed
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>>34808781
>>34808366
Why do faggots love cross-posting so much? Why do you post the same thing on multiple boards?
>>
>>34808796
Could be some analytics thing
>>
>>34808796
why am I in this reply?
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>>34808795
It can be funny in certain contexts, but the entire content of the joke is just the word atp. It doesn't have shock value, it doesn't make a sarcastic comment, it doesn't have anything to it. Someone just yells nigger and gets a million likes.
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>>34808791
Look I'd respect it more if it was purely an anti-AI movement but doing a dumb NIMBY thing by pretending there's a water crisis caused by it is just dumb and makes me want to do 10 million queries about bobs and vagene
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>>34808798
You are the most recent one and I didn't want to tag every other reply. You are the retards' representative.
>>
Women thoughts on squeezing your bfs muscles
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>>34808799
words themselves make jokes not.
"If you're going to be racist at least be original, please"
>>34808801
>tag
gb2Instagwam fagbait
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>>34808789
>Just making sure you do in fact have all the wrong dumb opinions on everything
Keep talking to me like that and I'll make sure your H-1B gets revoked.

>>34808794
>Would you two use your fwb as a donor?
No, he's not that bright. Cool guy, but simple.
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>>34808800
>anti-AI movement
What do you guys think of this?
I think AI art has no value as art. Art made by humans is irreplaceable, because that's the entire point.
But AI is a tool. And it enables those who may lack talent in the visual arts to give shape to their ideas, a writer, for example. And that's a good thing.
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>>34808804
Gonna be hard to deport me given I'm white
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>>34808805
If you don't have talent you shouldn't be in art
Simple as
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>>34808808
Writing is a form of art. What are you on about?
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>>34808805
>What do you guys think of this?
I think AI is very useful and any AI art is very trashy.
On that note: state your sex and your favorite model.
M, GLM-5.2 kicks ass
>>34808808
>t. non-artist
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>>34808802
Licking >his muscles
Prodding >him lightly with my nails
Nuzzling and kissing >his torso
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>>34808810
M. I use gemini pro because I can't afford anything else.
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>>34808785
>I awm a man.
I didnt ask.
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If I could get my hands on some of you niggas
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>>34808807
>Gonna be hard to deport me given I'm white
That hasn't stopped ICE yet
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>>34808812
try libertai.io. Their API is pretty cheap and you can use solana to pay for it.
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>>34808813
One of those replies did.
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>>34808796
I posted that organically. It was shared a thread or two ago but I got a 500 and later a "Come back later" page when I tried to take it, and I felt like taking it now and seeing other people's results
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I want to hear her voice
>>
State gender
State your favorite classical symphony

M
Sibelius 2
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>>34808816
My last name also isn't Rodríguez, Pérez, Martínez, García, Reyes, Sánchez, Díaz, Peña, Jiménez, or Ramírez.
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>>34808815
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>>34808820
Then it wasn't aimed at you. But it's extremely common that someone sees a post here and makes a thread with the same topic on /r9k/, or /pol/ posters reposting threads they say in their containment board here and on /r9k/
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Men, if you had a gf of lets say one year, how would you react if she starting soft-launching calling you 'dad' every once and a while?
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>>34808823
Did you just admit that most latinos are white?
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>>34808826
I mean, it was literally aimed at (Me) lol so I figured I should say something.
I never read /r9k/ but do catch some loser reposting shit from /pol/ over here every now and then.
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Women, my hairstylist complicated my hair a lot and said I have really pretty hair. It's long, about 1/3 of my back.
Should I believe him or was this just marketing?
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>>34808827
Not well, I'd assume it's some DDLG type depravity
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>>34808827
I'd be okay with it in private.
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>>34808828
Most latinos are at least 50% european.
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>>34808827
Fuck no
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>>34808828
Latinxes where created by the Spanish
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>>34808827
dump
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>>34808827
Wouldn't like it.
It really depends on context. But I don't like that kind of girls, usually.
I think it would be cute/funny if it was done rarely. And I'd rp some incest scenarios if she was into it.
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>>34808834
Ywnbw
>>34808836
Spanish aren't white
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I need a gf who thinks of me as her dad tbqhwy.
>>
UTER.
FUCK.
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>>34808840
>Spanish aren't white
Spanish kingdoms are literally germanic, visigoths and a little vandals, also celts, ronans, basques, and native iberians. Some pre-roman greeks and jews as well.
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>>34808831
No it's not a kink thing.
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Imagine being the male unicorn for a married lesbian couple
Idk what else could top that honestly
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>>34808848
You just think it's cute?
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>>34808825
bpd niggas
namefag niggas
avoidant niggas
furry niggas
sexist niggas
orgy niggas
shut in niggas
ai niggas
twink niggas
moid niggas
fat niggas
anime niggas
hispanic white supremacist niggas
foid niggas
intersex niggas
niggas who be married and still posting here niggas
men are checking out of life bot niggas
unc niggas
18 year old male complaining about no gf niggas
32 year old male complaining about no gf niggas
lesbian niggas
anxious niggas
jeet niggas
drunk niggas
attentionwhore niggas
hag niggas
khhv niggas
pick me niggas
closeted gay niggas
bad faith niggas
u n r e a l niggas
atoga niggas.
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>>34808848
Right, but in current year you'd have to explain that.
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>>34808849
At my friend's wedding a lesbian couple that's like 20 years older than me both told me they'd hook up with me if they weren't gay and I don't know wtf I'm supposed to do with that information
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>>34808849
One of the hottest scenarios I can think of is where a lesbian couple, one with at least 1 or 2 experiences with men, and a lifetime lesbian befriend me and want to have a 3some so the inexperienced girl can try cock for the first time, and she ends up liking it more than her gf.
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>>34808856
>and I don't know wtf I'm supposed to do with that information
If you weren't autistic you would jokingly say that you'd hook up with both of them at the same time.
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>>34808851
More of a thing of habit/ affection.
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>>34808860
I don't think I was autistic for not hooking up with my friend's aunt(s) at his wedding
I told them I was flattered. Maybe they were trying to get me to go home with one of the bride's friends; one of them did try to get me to hook up with her
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>>34808862
Joking about it could lead to a hookup or not, but it'd be balsy to say it and maybe make you look charming.
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>rapidly approaching 25
>closer to 30 than to being a teen
>still a khhv and legitimately afraid of women
It's over.
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Is having a wife and children just a demiurge trap?
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>>34808876
what are u scared of when it comes to women
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>>34808876
If its any consolation you'd still be legitimately afraid of women even after losing khhv status
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>>34808876
Are you legit afraid or you just feel unsure about how to approach? Can you talk to women at all casually? Is it just the pretty ones that intimidate you?
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>>34808878
No. There is a reason old people wish the hardest and are most thankful for their family at the end of their lives on their death bed. But being mentally ill means you constantly ruin relationships.
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men would u eat the mash potatoes i made for u ?
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>>34808880
I am afraid of people in general.
>>34808882
Even though the fear is generalized, I can talk to people more or less normally. I can and have talked with attractive women. Although, if I am attracted to her, I become extremely nervous, stutter or become really quiet.
Probably afraid of being judged.
More than just talking casually, letting anyone know I like her has -70% chances of going right.
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>>34808889
yes! I love mashed potatoes
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>>34808762
nah I just felt light going white today. speakers I'm looking at the the kef q concerto meta. they seem pretty good but I'm going to listen to a few different ones
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>>34808890
>Probably afraid of being judged.
But logically you aren't doing anything really offputting right?
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M here. Either gender, how badly have I fucked up if I've begun falling for a coworker who's strictly off limits? I think she may actually be incredible.
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>>34808896
I am off-putting.
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>>34808899
In what way?
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>>34808898
f, what makes her off limits?
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>>34808899
Please specify what makes you offputting. Maybe you're just so far deep up in your head ass. Maybe you're overthinking it.
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>>34808891
would u let me spoon feed them to u
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>>34808900
>>34808903
I am ugly, weird, cringe, and I sweat when I am nervous.
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>>34808899
Same
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>>34808904
sure, no funnels though!
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The only thing I know how to talk about is myself
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>>34808902
She is married.

I think she may potentially be poly. She gives off that vibe but even if she were, I don't know if I'd want to pursue that.
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>>34808910
Lmfao
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>>34808905
>ugly
You could be or you could be perfectly fine. I won't be able to judge that.
>weird
How?
>cringe
How and have you made efforts to change this?
>sweat when nervous
The more you talk to people the less anxious you should get.
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>>34808914
>How?
I am neurotic, anxious, sad, I stay as far from other people as possible, I don't express my emotions to a point where they only come out as physical symptoms or pain.
>how?
I am cringe, but, I think that's okay. There's no point in trying to change it, it's how I am. It is embarrassing though.
>the more you talk
Yes, I did notice this. Unfortunately, I am very lonely and scared of doing that.
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>>34808908
dont knock it until you try it
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>>34808910
lol, try to not fall for married women
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Femanons, if you had a 30+ year old brother or cousin and he was getting married to an 18 year old woman, would you attend the wedding?
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moids why are you guys so bad at hiding when you like someone?
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Do you think it's possible to remember your past life
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>>34808922
Because I want you to know
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>>34808922
When you're past thirty and still alone you'll become bad at hiding it too.
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>tfw awkward 30+ year old moid bf
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>>34808918
what if I choke?
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>>34808755
Didn't nazis were one of the pioneers in environmental laws? Didn't soviet union destroyed several ecosystem just to keep their subhuman population alive? Isn't china over exploiting not just their own resources but all around the world? Aren't progressives inviting a bunch of immigrants who will pollute too?
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>>34808917
Everyone has to start somewhere. If you keep staying away from others you'll become increasingly hermit like and awkward. Pain should not be the only emotion that you express. What makes you happy? Express yourself. You and me, we'll both be dead some day. You don't get another chance after that. You have to try and be consistent if you want a shot. Also there will always be people judging you and sometimes you can't change that. People love to gossip and talk shit, but in the end it's all up to you to actually do shit and enjoy your life, no matter what other people think
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Where's the love for the young guys
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Just raise her son as if he was your own, and be a real man, anon.

Even Genghis Khan raised his wife's son and stayed totally loyal to her until he died. Are you gonna say you're more of a man than the Khan, anon? Come on now.
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>>34808922
you foids are the same, you're not even subtle
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>>34808926
You don't want me
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>>34808933
>his wife
Which fucking one
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If older women just fucked younger guys and older men fucked younger girls then everybody would be happy.
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>>34808927
im a pro dw i'll make sure u wont
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>>34808937
his first one.
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>>34808912
>>34808919
I swear to god, there's at least an attraction here.

What sucks is that even if there is something there, it's not like I can do anything. I kinda want to pursue her as a mentor.
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>>34808933
I may not be more of a man than Genghis Khan
but I am less of a cuck
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>>34808940
Honestly if I had a harem of teenage concubines I wouldn't care who's kid she shat out anyways when I have 15 more of my own
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>>34808933
Khan had so much aura he could afford to take that aura loss. Most men can't.
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>>34808943
>the most prolific and influential conqueror to ever live is a bigger cuck than most literal cuck fetishists by virtue of actually acting it out IRL
kek
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>>34808922
I'm not? I just don't interact as much, and am a little more curt when I do.
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>>34808921
No.
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>>34808755
Most cost-effective brown elimination tool at humanity's disposal, geographically speaking.
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Both genders
Wu, Shu or Wei? There's only one correct answer by the wei (heh).
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Men how often do u take naps?
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>>34808952
If I sleep normally never
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>>34808951
M
For some reason I've never been able to get into Chinese history. I don't know why.
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>>34808952
A few times a week. My current job is stressful as fuck so I've been taking lots of baths and naps lately.
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>>34808946
>the most prolific and influential conqueror to ever live
That would be Alexander and Julius Caesar. Genghis Khan just conquered a bunch of steppe tribes and revitalized the silk road, he didn't really leave any lasting impact beyond that because the Mongols were illiterate nomadic brainlets who built nothing and got btfo'd by any real civilization they had to face that wasn't in the middle of a civil war.
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>>34808956
thats so hot
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>>34808952
If I wake up you'll all be gone.
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>>34808957
>Alexander and Julius Caesar

not even close, no.
I could see a case for Douglas MacArthur.
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>>34806879
>>34808960
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>>34808961
Wtf did MacArthur conquer
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>>34808957
Philip is more impressive than both hid son and Ceasar.
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>>34808939
*dies*
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>>34808964
the terraqueous globe
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>>34808930
I am deeply ashamed of my own sadness and (ironically) shame. Nobody likes someone who is sad, nobody likes someone who thinks he is ugly. They see these things as illnesses, infectious. They want to stay away from it, or categorize it as "defective". They will treat me like a leprosy patient. They want nothing to do with it lest they get infected as well. It's like they can see the stain in my brain that makes me be this way and nobody likes dirty things.
Some will feel pity, some will feel disgust. They will all see me through the "has something wrong" filter.
I don't understand how some people wear there emotions on their sleeve and are able to find people to stay with them. Emos who make their depression their main trait, and find someone to spend their lives with. I can't fathom it.
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>>34808852
The "broke niggas, bvaroque niggas" replacement is appreciated
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haha imagine in an alternate dimension where instead of mouth to mouth we do armpit to armpit haha I would have a mouth fetish in that reality :3
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armpit fetish anon should post his own armpit
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>>34808961
Well then you're just dumb. Alexander is the main reason why Greek culture and mythology is still as massively huge as it is today even though the Greeks have been unimpressive for a long time now.
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>>34808952
A couple times a week, usually
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>>34808922
Why would I hide it?
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>>34808922
Because I don't want to hide it.
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>>34808972
only if you post your other armpit first
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>>34808827
I'd think I knocked her up.
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If Drake is a billionaire with status and he's barking on command for goth girls, do you really think you have any shot of controlling a woman in 2026?
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moids cani sit on ur lap?
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All Lower Case Posters Must Hang
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>>34808661
>brand new
>used
I don't think that's what brand new means.
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>>34808981
Drake is also ugly asf
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>>34808983
Sure.
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>>34808988
can i do it while youre stripped down to nothing but your boxers?
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>>34808981
A woman who needs to be controlled is not for me.
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>>34808989
:o Yeah. What about your butt in this scenario
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>>34808989
Gay
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ERP is haram.
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>>34808989
He isn't fat
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>>34808991
can we rub out wieners together?
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>>34808983
but what if I get hard?
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>>34808995
:|
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>>34808994
Yes I am.
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>>34808981
Careful boys, we have bark power.
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>>34808981
>he's barking on command for goth girls,
QRD?
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>>34808998
hiiiii
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moids can i rub my naked wiener on ur naked wiener?
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>>34809003
Straight
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Life is a lot greyer and quieter without her
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>>34808933
That’s what happened to him
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god I want to rub my tiny (7 inch) cock against a foidn's big clit
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>>34809005
would it help to rub ur wiener on my cute balls?
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>>34809005
Polish femanon can't keep getting away with this.
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Going to another movie tonight, just call me "King of Movies."
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>>34809007
got a 6 inch clitty for u bby
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>>34809007
would u give a mini blowjob to a big clit?
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>>34809010
Post voca kiwi faggot
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Is qt still alive or did he have his final manic episode?
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>>34809014
No, I have a bad sounding voice.
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>>34809015
He stealthposts.
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>>34809015
He's seemingly stable now against all odds
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>>34809010
Alone? Very weirD
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I got explosive diarrhea at the movies, mates.
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>>34809016
Nigga. Did I ask
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Do super vanilla boyfriend x degenerate girlfriend relationships even exist?
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>>34809020
nta but that sounds like something a peasant of movies would say
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>>34809023
Not really, the few I’ve read about didn’t last
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Foid butt in lap
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>>34809017
>>34809018
Positive developments.
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*paws at moid's butt*
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>>34809013
to an actual big clit that is attached to a real woman? absolutely!
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>>34809010
>just call me "King of Movies."
Stealing the throne from Double Mint Dave?
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>>34809028
stop touching my boney butt
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>>34808981
>barkin on command for goth girls
You seem to be under the impression that men doing this are doing so performatively, shackling themselves as some sort of desperation signal.

This is not accurate. Men who behave this way do so willingly and excitedly; their behavior is a goal in and of itself, not an avenue to a future one.
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>>34809020
This is my seventh movie in the last eight days, no one else could keep up with me.
>>34809022
https://voca.ro/18sVTq9AL1MZ
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>>34808946
>bigger cuck than most literal cuck fetishists by virtue of actually acting it out IRL
Not necessarily. I could see an argument as to which side of this coin is truly more "cucked" in a spiritual sense, it's not so cut and dry.
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>>34809033
It's pathetic and cringe either way dude. This is why women give those stoic bad boy drug dealers so many chances, because you never see them prostrating themselves and doing cringe shit.
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>>34809035
That's my boy
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>>34809028
*squirts explosive diarrhea in your eye*
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>>34809038
The irony of your statement is that you care more about what women want or think than these barking males do. You're on a tighter leash than anyone; who gives a fuck what women actually like or think in the first place?
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>>34809042
:< why
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>>34809035
Why do kiwis sound so sexy
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men why do some of u guys sway slightly when standing
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>>34809044
you poked the bear, cuntface
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>>34809043
>if you don't bark for women then you're the real simp!
Copium
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You will be conscripted and in the barracks you will be beaten like a dog into submission until you follow without question the orders they bark at you
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>>34809047
I'm weak and can't stay upright for long
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>>34809048
im a girl im allowed to paw at moid butts all i want
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Im not wearing pants at the moment :3
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>>34809049
>no counter arguments because he realized my observation was right
kek
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>>34808366
I think this test was trolling me. Almost every face it asked me to rate was male.
Also these are AI generated, right?
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>>34809052
wwyd if I pawed back
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>>34809052
*sprays explosive diarrhea on your dick and balls*
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Uh oh my penis is getting a bit heavy
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>>34809057
but anon.. girls dont have those parts
>>34809056
sex but im on top
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>>34809047
Bored. Back hurts.
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>>34809055
These are 4 different niggas how is this a "type"
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>>34809054
Because you're completely wrong, those simps don't do that to intentionally make women uncomfortable, they do it because they unironically think being a jester will get them to be liked.
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Touching my boy cock btw
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Need bony woman ass in my lap
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>>34809059
*rubs my giant 300lb stomach and sprays explosive diarrhea on your neovagina, fatly*
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>>34809036
I wasn’t born with a steel jaw, and blonde hair
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This is where I saw two movies last night.
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Why is it that all the women that do armpit fetish videos have gross armpits?
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>>34809066
it started off so well..
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>>34809068
Kiwi anon? Post more vocaroos
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>>34809067
Alright the blonde hair is optional I hate blondes for the most part but the rest is inexcusable
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>>34809061
I think my type is cute or sexy female.
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>take a mirror selfie
>Flip it to correct
Wtf man I look so fucking weird
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>>34806532
Ive been seeing and liking this indian girl a lot.

Should I abandon the whole thing? I hate curry/indian food (refuse to try it based on the smell and look) so I know deep down in the long run I would probably hate the smell of her families house or food at her family's gatherings. I probably would hate how she smells if I ever experienced her body odour if we hook up.

Should I just not even waste either of our time?
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>>34809076
Some of you niggas so desperate and pathetic "should I date someone I'm viscerally repulsed by because I have no other options"
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>>34809071
Why? You already heard what I sound like.
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friendly reminder that fat fetish creep and kitten poster refuse to post their voice.
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>>34809079
Dont care I came buckets to her armpit
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>>34809080
>her
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Women would you trim your husband's nails
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>>34809084
he's gonna turn me into a bomb isnt he?
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>>34809078
You have a nice voice I'd like to hear more of it
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>>34809085
???
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>>34809076
>>34809077

Not that guy. But if a girl doesn't smell good to you is that a sign they aren't compatible?.

I haven't been with a girl in over 10 years but I always remembered them leaving my bed smelling nice and wanting to smell then sheets for the rest of the week. Like a sweetish smell but not exactly perfume.

Or was that just their body wash or something leaving a scent behind
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>>34809084
As long as he sits still and doesn't bite me
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>>34809088
its a JoJo reference
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>>34809086
https://voca.ro/1m55dZbqMZjT
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>>34809079
i have an ugly awkward voice :/
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>>34808981
It's really not that serious. He's the biggest artist in the world and can get away with everything because every girl wants to be with him by default. His body count must be in the thousands at this point.
>>34808986
>fatty acting like she even has a chance
Lol
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If you're a famous guy with a tiny dick do you make all the groupies sign NDAs?
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>>34809093
Your accent does things to me
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>>34808366
F
Shows me four women I don’t really find attractive. “More selective than 96% of them”. okay that makes sense
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>>34809098
Nah, no one really cares.
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why doesn't the ai datamining fishing site make sense :(
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men would u date a girl who has a setting on the tv so everything plays in 1.5x speed + captions on?
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>>34809098
They make them sign them to avoid false rape accusations. But Drake is a genius for "leaking" his big D.
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>>34809105
No, and as King of Movies I won't date a girl if she leaves the motion smoothing on. 24 frames per second is all you need.
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>>34809109
What do you look like?
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>>34809109
my questions are meant for american moids only!!!!
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I just came a lot and now i need cuddles
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>>34809110
Lanky fella with a shaved head.
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>>34809115
did u eat up all ur cummies
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>>34808950
This is perhaps the dumbest reply you could have given since Africa, South/Central America, and South/Southeast Asia all becoming increasing inhospitable is just going to make immigration and refugee shit even worse and lead to more people trying to get into the US, Europe etc from those places
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>>34809118
I dont eat my cummies thats weird and gross
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>>34809121
nta but one of my fantasies is a guy cumming in my mouth then we make out before I swallow
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>>34809122
Gay
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>>34809105
If it's for youtube/podcasts I would.
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>>34809122
Thats just degrading and gross
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>>34809105
FUCK NO I hate that people do that
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I hit my knee >_< women why do u do:(((
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>>34808403
Kek
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Do you have any love stories from fiction or history you find compelling?

State gender and respond.
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men what if we kissed under a tree rn
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>>34809132
Go the fuck to sleep
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>>34809133
is that a no :<
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>>34808366
I'd say this is accurate for me
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What would a woman actually add to your life? Be real, don't think with "muh feelings muh loneliness" brain, think logically about what modern women are good at. Do you really think they would improve your life?
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>>34809132
I cum >///<
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>>34808375
Same, all browns, but I rated the top left blonde >>34808412 here as the most attractive also.
>>34808414
I had the same unpopular opinion, lol. It's unpopular to not like a tranny freak?
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>>34809126
obviously, which is why its just a fantasy
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>>34809137
Someone to go to the movies with.
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>>34809141
Why dont you fantasize about having self respect?
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>>34806572
I regularly do 40 but I never went to failure
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>>34809132
With my luck a bird would poop on us. Worth it though.

>>34809137
They already improve my life any time I talk to them. Why would I not want more of that?
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>>34809149
Aren't you a jobless virgin in your 30s?
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>>34809137
Emotions are all you can care about by definition. Logic is a tool we use to affect our circumstances in a way that cultivates positive emotions, and mitigates negative ones.
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All of male-centered media and video games are just about simping for a woman
>go on this dangerous epic mission to rescue a foid
No thanks. Where are the stories were I get to do things for me?
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>>34808366
>result is just 4 blondes
yep, checks out. I did click the most unnatractive option for every non-White though to be fair.
Why were there only 2 goth options and 1 redhead options?
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>>34809135
based hagchaser
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>>34808922
I've spent years building my unapproachable facade
You would never be able to tell
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Fucks wrong with you people lol
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>>34809162
huh
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>>34809164
Don’t answer that
A rhetorical question
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>>34809157
Thank you sir. I am a Milf-man by trade.
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>>34806532
I hate women.
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>>34809178
Welcome to the club champ
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>>34808523
I wish Yul was here
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>>34809178
Love and hate neurobiologically are the same things.
I hate women and i love women posts have the same underlying motivation.
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>>34808951
Based Three Kingdoms enjoyer. I was watching the old show, but now I don't have much time and I didn't get to the part when the three kingdoms are formed. I'd say Wu because I find it funny how these random guys found the imperial seal by pure chance and managed to become on the main powers.
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>>34806532
If a girl doesn't smell good to you is that a sign they aren't compatible?.

I haven't been with a girl in over 10 years but I always remembered them leaving my bed smelling nice and wanting to smell then sheets for the rest of the week. Like a sweetish smell but not exactly perfume. These girls were never heavily perfumed to begin with

Or was that just their body wash or something leaving a scent behind
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>>34809191
What about people who say they hate pedos and rapists?
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>>34809197
I don't think the natural human scent is sweet
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>>34808922
Because thinking that someone would know that I desire them feel shameful.
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>>34809198
They love kids and want to protect them. Love of one item leads to hate of the other one.
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>>34808366
C'mon, no love for the goth baddie? Really?
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>>34809202
What about love for ones pride leading to the hate for women
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>>34808933
Wasn't Genghis Khan castrated or had his penis poisoned by a woman he was trying to rape? Or was that just a false rumour about this death.
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>>34809202
Guys who love kids usually end up raping and molesting them, that's why hating children proves you are not a pee-dough-file.
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BOVNDLESS woman hate
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>>34808366
F
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>>34809154
Most of them. Enjoy
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>>34808366
>>34809227
If you could take some of the twink-ness from this Asian guy and give it to the top one I chose, that'd be much better btw..
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What did Cleopatra actually look like? I'm assuming something like Kim Kardashian, except natural and thinner? Both fucked their way to the top.
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>>34809233
She probably looked like Halle Berry.
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We can kind of guess with how they represented her near her time.
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Were you euthanized for abnormal behaviors you engaged in? Were you executed through lethal injection?
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>>34809204
>C'mon, no love for the goth baddie? Really?
They're fuckable to some, but unlovable to most. No one can take a person in face paint seriously dude what did you expect lol
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>>34809243
I will paint your face. It will be part of your humiliation ritual.
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>>34809227
Holy shit weird al
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>>34809233
The Ancient Egyptians were black
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>>34809204
she was the only one I gave the highest rating and still didnt get a single goth baddie in my final results
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>>34809243
>No one can take a person in face paint seriously

You mean like make up? That's every woman then. Y'all thirsting about goth mommys and then you pussy out. Weak hypocrites.
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>>34809246
And Trent Reznor on second look
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>>34808366
M
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>>34809233
>What did Cleopatra actually look like? I'm assuming something like Kim Kardashian
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>>34809249
He clearly stated they're just fuckable. You don't have to date the girls you fuck, anon.
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>>34809255
Not being willing to love the girl you fuck is peak fag behavior.
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>>34809249
>You mean like make up? That's every woman then. Y'all thirsting about goth mommys and then you pussy out. Weak hypocrites.

I prefer my women to have little to no makeup. I never thirsted for goth/alt/emo women in my life. This is what I posted to show my tastes: >>34809135
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>>34809259
You're one of the "I can tell when women don't wear makeup" guys?
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>>34809262
Nah I can tell, the images on that website are all AI touched anyway.
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Betrayal from someone close to you is as bad as murder.
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>>34809253
>>34809233
Cleopatra was said to be 'mid' or even low in looks. But what kept men coming back was apparently her charm and her extremely high intelligence and her melodic voice that was comparable to a sweet stringed instrument.

This was according to Plutarch anyway
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>>34808933
>>34808945
>>34809219
I would gladly fuck and have a kid with Genghis Khan
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>>34809267
"For her beauty, as we are told, was in itself not altogether incomparable, nor such as to strike those who saw her; but converse with her had an irresistible charm, and her presence, combined with the persuasiveness of her discourse and the character which was somehow diffused about her behaviour, had something stimulating about it." — Plutarch, Life of Antony

Turns out having a personality is sort of important lmao
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>>34809258
>Having sex with women is gay
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>>34809273
If that's what you took from it, no wonder you can't tell the difference.
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>>34809259
Half those women have pretty extensive makeup
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>>34809274
I'm nta you're just a faggot peacock
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>>34809276
My point still stands. You're probably too much of a fag to develop love or respect for your sex partners.
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Vaginas used to terrify me. However, one morning I woke up found them irresistible. Maybe I started ovulating as a man and never stopped.
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>>34809270
Men have always been less shallow than females. Everything they said about men was a projection.
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>>34809280
>Ovulating as a man
You have no idea how much hate I feel in my heart as a man when I read this post
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Not all men. Not all women.
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Men, you get to fuck Cleopatra. If she likes you, you become her consort. If she doesn't, you become her eunuch slave. Do you accept?
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>>34809279
No. There's just a difference between love and sex. I can take a professors course without adopting his viewpoints, I can work with a colleague without being their friend, I can fuck someone without loving them, and I can love someone and fuck them. They're related concepts but separable, it's all separating the emotion from the deed. The fact that you can't isolate the two in your mind speaks only to your own faculties
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>>34809287
No.
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>>34809287
>Men, you get to fuck Cleopatra. If she likes you, you become her consort. If she doesn't, you become her eunuch slave. Do you accept?

No. I already have my own mattress empress at home
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>>34809286
Picky motherfucker.
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>>34809291
Hohohoho
Ps I really need to pee
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>>34809287
Again with the projection. Men aren't status driven like you females are. We won't fuck her with those risks.
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You're all sharks.
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>>34809294
>Men aren't status driven
Niggas will really just make shit up now
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>>34809294
>We won't fuck her with those risks.

Sounds like a skill/confidence issue.
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>>34809294
Some men are. Some men aren't.
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>>34809294
We are status driven we just don't use women as the currency for that status. Women use men for status.
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>>34809287
No, sounds exhausing either way. Including the sex, that seems exhausing too.
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>>34809282
>Men have always been less shallow than females. Everything they said about men was a projection.

Idk man, maybe. Women are shallow about themselves mostly but I think they have depth for things that aren't about them. Pretty sure women think we're the shallow ones since for the most part most men won't think of marrying a woman if she isn't up to his standards looks wise. Women marry ugly bastards all the time if his personality or status shows security and safety
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>>34809298
She's a ruler. You think she already hasn't fucked the best men with BBCs? The average man wouldn't stand a chance.
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I had a dream a woman held my hand and then made me rest my head in her lap and it felt nice
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>>34809307
I had a dream I was on a private beach and I could stay as long as I wanted
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>>34809306
I hate America so much it's unreal holy shit when will your country be nuked already so we can finally get rid of you pathetic cuckolds
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>>34809309
I think their economy will crash before that happens. Or China/Tencent will buy them, whatever happens first.
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I need to kiss another dude
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>>34808366
>>34809055
Redid the test. Makes more sense now?
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>>34809311
Fag
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>>34809311
Cool with me
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>>34809311
pooner hands wrote this post
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>>34809316
That's what I'm talkin bout
>>34809315
>>34809317
Whatever happened to camaraderie
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Do you guys wish you were still 16?
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>>34809321
Nah
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>>34809321
I don't know what good it'd do
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>>34809321
>Do you guys wish you were still 16?
Nah, my life got better with age
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>>34809321
I wish you were 16 so you didn't post here.
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>>34809309
I'm not American, faggot.
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I was 3 in 2005
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>>34809333
NTA
You're spiritually american, which is worse. BBC and cuckoldry live rent free in your head.
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>>34809333
Either way you're not one of my people even if you're white western. We may be skinfolk, but we ain't kinfolk. All cuckolds get the rope
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>>34809329
I've been posting since I was 15. I'm 23 now
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>>34809340
Sorry, I ran out of medals.
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Do women know when you're checking out another woman?
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>>34809321
I hated being 16.
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>>34809321
No.
I have way too much time left on this silly planet. There's nothing to do for me here.
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>>34808366
This is fucking with my head. I'd be willing to go on dates with them but I don't feel "romantically attracted" from seeing somebody's stupid face
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>>34809294
>men are the real communists
I like this argument
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>>34809344
Obvs.
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>>34809348
Fag
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>>34809348
Realist.
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>>34809348
It's just would you be in a relationship with them or are they too ugly. I hate autists.
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Question for men. How do you feel when your girlfriend asks for a pic of your penis?
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>>34809355
High five
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>>34809356
She's probably going to blackmail me or share it with her friends so they can laugh or something.
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>>34809344
>Do women know when you're checking out another woman?
Yes and they're scary good at noticing a lot of things just my watching people's faces or their eyes, they did a meta analysis on this spanning almost a century of 830k participants, women know things when we don't think they know
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>>34809355
The only ones I'm dismissing are the people who are balding or have bushy eyebrows, and that's mainly to dismiss someone, I wouldn't actually turn them down IRL just because they can't take care of their looks. I think that would give me an advantage which is attractive in a more meaningful way
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>>34809355
We hate you too, little nigger.
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>>34806532
Femanon, would you sign the death warrant of your sons to save your own life?
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>>34809356
>girlfriend asks for a pic of your penis
this doesnt happen. Women dont like dick pics
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>>34809359
My sister would tell me about a girl checking me out when we were walking together. I didn't notice anything special.
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>>34809362
They absolutely would.
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My name's Nona and I am evil.
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>>34809362
I don't think so.
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>>34809362
that isnt alicent
thats some braindead abomination ryan ''the bald'' condal fucktard came up with
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>>34809365
>My sister would tell me about a girl checking me out when we were walking together. I didn't notice anything special
It gets weird if you can pick up the skill at noticing it yourself man. You figure out that maybe multiple times in a week girls were checking you out or throwing out their occult esoteric witchcraft non verbal signals at you the entire time and probably your whole life and didn't know
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>>34809360
Just answer based on who you are/aren't attracted to and would seriously date damn
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How much of a titcow do I need to be to be able to give my moid a paizuri?
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>>34809370
I still don't notice it unless they make it very obvious. Last time was a blonde chick actually smiling at me when we made eye contact. But I don't even remember the girl my sister said checked me out lol
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>>34809362
>Femanon, would you sign the death warrant of your sons to save your own life?
Not a femanon but I am convinced all women would sacrifice their own sons to save themselves, I know this because there was a time my parents took me to a scary theme park ghost house as a kid and some of the staff dressed as monsters to stalk and scare the parents and kids and when the giant monster appeared around the corner my mom screamed and let go of my hand and took off running and left me with the monster
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>>34809376
Yeah my mom left me with the monster too
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>>34809373
Well first you have to be a woman
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>>34809374
Mine was this 19 yr old girl who kept looking at me and then looking away and doing that hair thing they do I noticed this happening at least a couple times every time i go outside because they clock my wedding ring and they especially stare if I'm carrying my baby in the kangaroo pouch harness when shopping
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>>34809307
The male fantasy in a paragraph.
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Whats the best and worst thing in your life right now? How are you feeling anons?
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>>34809381
Where's the war and violent and btfoing your enemies tho
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>>34809373
Some anon here last year taught me the word naizuri.
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>>34809377
>Yeah my mom left me with the monster too
My gut instinct is telling me you're talking about something darker and domestic and close to home. My condolences
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>>34809371
How do I know that based on someone's face? Might as well be showing me pictures of their knees, it just doesn't matter
>Of the people we showed you, you said you'd be up for a date with 75% of them.
>Compared with other people who date the same gender you do, that makes you more selective than 6% of them.
How is this a meaningful result if I've forced myself to be picky over dumb shit
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>>34809321
I wish I could go back to when I was. But growing up in the social media and early AI age? No fucking thank you.
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Movie I saw tonight wasn't that good but that's ok.
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>>34809382
>best
Running water? idk
>worst
The fact that I'll never be able to reconcile the men in my head with the man in the world and that my existence will never be ok with itself
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>>34809382
>Whats the best and worst thing in your life right now?
The best:
The wife and kid and pet dog and cozy apartment
The worst:
The wife and kid and pet dog and cozy apartment

I am feeling content and stressed at the same time
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>>34809386
How do you not know if you're attracted to someone. Are you faceblind
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>>34809382
M
>best thing
Nothing
>worst
Ugly as I am, my only saving grace or mercy was my really good hair. Just today I found a huge bald spot on the top of my head. Guess nothing is off the table
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>>34809392
Huge bald spots can just be stress man, I had one of those and it went away eventually
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How do you stoke the fire, how do you keep your passions alive and fuel them, how do you keep waking up in the morning and still having love for life? Tell me your reason for being, /atoga/, tell me how you keep the inner child alive!
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Do you believe in karma? I believe that Ariana Grande got anorexia as karma for what she did to Mac Miller. She now looks absolutely disgusting with her gross skinny arms and bones showing through her chest.
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>>34809394
Hopefully. Gotta hold onto some copes while I can, I'll keep that one in mind
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>>34809373
cca webm related
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>>34809396
What race is she supposed to be
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>>34809395
Idk I'm just gonna die
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women
how much does it matter that your man is a "sweetheart" or whatever
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>>34809400
NTA. I'm sure it doesn't take that much.
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>>34809407
thats the minimum required amount
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>>34809400
Depressing
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>>34809400
It's crazy how women just exist to be bred. Like she's wearing all those clothes to hide herself but biology doesn't lie. Her wide hips are built to carry and birth a baby, her jiggly fat stores and ample bosom exist to nourish it. Her entire existence just screams BABY FACTORY. Women, you are a baby factory and you are made to be bred and to carry babies. Every man thinks this in the back of his mind when he interacts with you, I want to inseminate and breed this woman and put a baby in her.
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>>34809401
White Italian
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>>34809412
Ah. Brown
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>>34809382
M
Best: I guess I'm becoming a better, more complete person.
Worst: still no gf.

Except for some lows, I don't feel bad.
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>>34809396
She sold her soul to the Jews.
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>>34809395
I don't. I wake up every day seething at my vulgar existence and my own impotence towards a suicide I am too cowardly to ever carry out. I hate my disgusting shithole nation and most of what I see daily, and my extreme resentment for everything internal and external carries me through the day. When that subsides in the evening and my energy fades, I go home and internally whine about what a poor blameless victim I am and how life is just so cruel to pure good people like me until I crawl into bed and tell myself I'll finally work up the courage to do it tomorrow (I won't and never will, I am a natural slave)
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There are some rules of the universe that we can't measure and that science refuses to see
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>>34809382
f, best is that I'm moving, worst is that I'm poor
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>>34809409
Nah.
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>>34809396
No, I think it's just some fair world bullshit to try and comfort ourselves.
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>>34809417
OK, Gödel.
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Both Sabrina Carpenter and Iron Maiden are horrible and a sign of societal collapse.
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>>34809419
afraid it is
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>>34809410
what about it?
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>>34809416
Same
But We'll die sooner or later whether we want to or not maybe it'll be better then
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>>34809382
F. Best thing is my idyllic relationship. Worst thing is my general anxiety related to my education and fertility.
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>>34809424
Size
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>>34809427
As in you're jealous..?
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foids
would you?
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>>34809423
No.
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The early 20th century killed music for good.
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>>34809432
Would
Very much would
Extremely would desu
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>LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME. OLD MUSIC WAS BETTER.
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>>34809432
The question should be “could you?”. I doubt they could.
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Women how would you feel if you sent your boyfriend a picture of your titties and he responded "awww"
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>>34809441
why do moids get excitement at the thought of women's emotional pain
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>>34809436
The 20th century killed humanity. We're just waiting for the check to be cashed, so to speak.
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>>34809439
Bach shits on everything made in the last 120 years.
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>>34809445
Bach sucks
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>>34809443
because sadly we arent allowed to inflict physical pain

now answer the question
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>>34809444
I hate the Internet. It was the final nail in the casket.
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>>34809443
why is that a bad thing
am i supposed to go "awooga awooga those honkerinos are some ABSOLUTELY PREMIUM goonmeat!!! *shoots cummies and squeals like a pig*"???
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>>34809443
I don't get excitement, but it makes me feel less angry and empty.
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>>34809446
Your humble opinion has been noted. *puts it in the shredder*
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>>34809447
i would feel self concious or suspicious that i disappointed or underwhelmed I would feel angry at myself for being unable to impress the man because if I had shown myself to him like that it would mean I developed feelings for him as a person and my own looks had been insufficient to get him to see me as someone lovable so simultaneous feeling of loss that i wasn't enough and then self hate for being underwhelming
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>>34809432
who is this guy? he is cute
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>>34809455
Thats my grandpas military photo colorized with ai
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>>34809453
I grew out of this phase as a teenager
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>>34809454
well maybe the aww is an endearment like aww you are so pretty
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>>34809460
>>34809460
>>34809460
New Thread
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>>34809455
He was a painter
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>>34809436
>>34809444
Huh? Explain yourselves. The 20th century was fantastic time for music.
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>>34809382
M
Best is that i don't have to be a full time employee. That would suck.
Worst is that the way i stack paper is incredibly slow. I will stay behind everyone, even the middle class people.
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>>34809382
>Whats the best and worst thing in your life right now?
Waging. It brings in okay money but I must endure until either I find another job and or get a my license and try to get another job or find a way to work from home instead.
>How are you feeling anons?



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