Hit my line if you look like picrel editionPrevious >>34806532
if her hair isnt like thisI dont want her
State GenderHows your autism radar?Hows your gaydar?Hows your ability to spot trannies at a glance?Hows your relationship with your father?
How can I creampie a tight pussy?
State genderWhat's the point of living if you can't have sex?
>>34809463One of my coworkers has the *most* gorgeous hair. I'm not even really that into her but her hair is stupid nice, its just so well taken care of.
im officially balding, time to let the rest grow out and terrify women. It is now clear I was born to be discarded
>>34809463I prefer it straight blonde with dark highlights.
>>34809465MGood for all except the last
>>34809467MNothing. So go out there and meet people and do stuff then do women.
>>34809467MEating, sleeping, learning, enjoying life in countless other ways that isn't sex.
>>34809460marrying the first anal loving femanon i see
>>34809465>State GenderMalr>Hows your autism radar?9/10>Hows your gaydar?7/10>Hows your ability to spot trannies at a glance?10/10>Hows your relationship with your father?4/10
>>34809474
Women is drinking really that bad
you ever turn down a relationship because you think so low of yourself that the thought of dating them feels evil
>>34809487>is drinking the substance that turns moids into either touchy feely sex pests or aggressive angry scary men really that badyes now stop drinking satans sauce
>>34809486I see it as the start of a pompadour.
>>34809489No
>>34809465>Hows your autism radar?Excellent.
>>34809487no, it is fun
>>34809489>turn down a relationshipMNo, this question is exclusively for women.
>>34809489Sure that's why I don't date
>>34809486not what i said at all retard kys
>>34809489I heavily considered it at every stage but in the end it's not my responsibility to keep moids from fucking up their lives with retarded mistakes
>>34809487i don't drink and I'd hope my partner doesn't either
>>34809489>you ever turn down a relationship because you think so low of yourself that the thought of dating them feels evilMaleNo but I got a few buds who think like that some guys who fuck casual sluts all the time and you would think are bad men but they're really sentimental and tender in private and only open up to guy friends. One guy I knew said the same thing, he turned down a 8/10 virgin girl because he didn't want to take her virginity or 'ruin' her said it would feel too wrong and ghosted her. I tried to convince him to go for it behind the scenes and told him to focus less on the sex part more on the being open with her about how he feels part and he didn't wanna
>>34809498decent mental gymastic tactic to reframe being a shameless whore for anyone to mindlessly thrust into if they'd like. retarded little cunt
>>34809500>8/10 virginLarp
You are gonna eat her out. Yes another man has been in there. Yes he grunted and busted in there. Doesnt matter. You WILL eat her out. You ready to step up as a man?
>>34809480Nta but that doesn't work, unless the absence of sex is temporary.Over time these activities just become a dissatisfying cope if there is no avenue to sex.
>>34809505>I have crippling obsessive compulsive disorder how could you tell?Remember to wash your hands 5 times within the next hour or else something mysterious is going to happen
>>34809505Who tf wakes up and starts sodomy schizo posting on atoga first thing in the morning
>>34809505How does it feel being born from another man's cum? How does it feel spending months in a pussy where another man busted?
>>34809509Funny thing about being born from a other man's cumNot only did that anon used to be another man's sperm cellThe fetal placenta uses DNA from dads sperm to make it. The anon was marinating in a cocoon made from other man's sperm for 9 months
>>34809500>who fuck casual sluts all the time and you would think are bad menWhy would someone be a "bad man" for having casual sex? Weird.Your friend sounds like he uses it as a cope to prevent emotional closeness, but thats really his own problem. Also as a male virgin you will also get rejected a plenty by women who think its too intimate ro who don't want to "ruin" you until the man learns that he has to stfu about it and not tell her unless he wants to die this way.
>>34809506Sex isn't the be all end all reason that makes you happy. Not necessarily. But sure, if you feel that way then the point of life becomes becoming a pickup artist I guess.
>>34809513>Why would someone be a "bad man" for having casual sex? Weird.Because that's what he assumes he is in the eyes of lots of people usually women who wanted more but he couldn't give It is a cope he uses you're right but it's understandable because his mom has diagnosed BPD and he got viciously abused by her since he was a kid
>>34809516>>34809513Which is a shame because he really is a decent guy and would give his friends the shirt off his back if someone needed help, but he only does this for male confidants and friends. Frustrating son of a bitch because he has the makings of excellent dad and husband material but just won't let himself drop his guard been trying to convince him for 5 years now lol
>>34809514>Sex isn't the be all end all reason that makes you happy.That wasn't at all what I said. But it is an innate human need, and if you can't fulfill it at all it will impact you negatively. >becoming a pickup artist I guess.Talking to women and knowing your way around them to the point where you can find one who is down when you want to is generally a good idea, yes.>>34809519>he has the makings of excellent dad and husband material Does he want to be that in the first place? Thats what matters.
>>34809501Are you an AI bot or just jerking it to cuckold fantasies so hard you can't think straight?I'm a fat 30 year old socially inept virgin and not really interested in having vaginal sex even now that I'm dating
>>34809521>Does he want to be that in the first place? Thats what matters.Don't think he knows what he wants to be. But what he seems to want is somewhere to call 'home' with other people, and he and other of my buds and myself we are all getting to that age we're it's obvious the buddy buddy gang of lads can't last forever one by one every guy is getting abducted by women into family life. The old ball and chain type shit He hasn't seemed to realize he has to make that loving home himself rather than look for it in random people. Whether that contains a wife and kids for him or not who knows. He should def get a pet though
State genderIf your partner was a vampire, would you let them feed on you? What if that wasn't enough?
>>34809524Myes and yes
>>34809523THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN Foids only want one thing and it is (enter description)
>>34809522Hm....
There's been this looming figure behind me. And as it closes in I can hear the stuffy velvet silence wash in and drown out the sounds of the world. And it drains the color and slows the time and turns experience to observation. And I can feel the heat of the inevitable radiate from its body onto my back as it closes in on its way to wrap its fingers around me and blind my eyes. It does not tell me when because it doesn't speak. But it says, soon.
Building a shared playlist and leaving uncoded messages for each other using song titles?State GenderThoughts?
>>34809524Fi would probably break up. i dont want to get all my blood eaten by a vampire bf. i need my blood!
>>34809524>your partner was a vampire, would you let them feed on you? What if that wasn't enough?MaleNo I would drive a stake into her cold and wicked heart.
>>34809523I'm a little bit like him, and while its not a bad idea to go for something more committed , the trad ball and chain style of relationships just ain't it. Might be that hes just under the wrongful impression that theres no other options besides casual sex or losing his autonomy entirely. Relinquishing a bit of it and getting more committed is an effort, and its not helped if he blieves hes headed towards what your friends have if he makes any step in that direction.
>>34809529Uncoded?
>>34809529MDumb and cringe.
>>34809535Unc coded >>34809536Fun Police showed up
>>34809538You asked for thoughts, and those are mine. Cry about it if you don't like it.
>>34809541Not the guy just a guy
>>34809533>its not helped if he blieves hes headed towards what your friends have if he makes any step in that direction.Yeah I agree. I always make sure to tell him the actual realistic struggles of married life, keeps him from wondering about the Disney shit some people like to run with. Because that doesn't exist in real life. Not that he believed that, but I also tell him it isn't Hell either. But more to the point I try to tell him he doesn't even need to do any of that for fulfillment, which he's been improving on a lot he's been starting up cool projects and hobbies the don't involve women at all. In return he gives me good insights and life advice that I never would have considered either that's paid off big time for me as well. I'm a conservative type of dude he's the opposite but we've enjoyed being good buds for a decade or more now. I'd be lying if I said I don't wish for him to have a nice family life with wife and kids cuz I do wish that for him since I think he deserves that, I am pissed on his behalf that he got cheated out of that as a kid. But regardless he's a strong dude and survived so much shit and keeps going.
>>34809535>Uncoded?Plain text, no need for mental gymnastics>>34809538>Fun Police showed upThanks for backing me up>Unc codedFuck>>34809536It feels less cringe when you're in love
>>34809529MSounds like lots of fun.
>>34809542Sorry anon, must've mistaken you with the other anon. Silly me, huh?>>34809546Everything feels less cringe when you're in love, and I guess you could see it as a good thing if you want. Since it's not going to happen to me, I don't care.
I love smoking I'm never dropping this for no bitch
>>34809551i need a bitch thatll smoke some hookah with me once in a while
>>34809544Thing is that the counter model to his lifestyle isn't the conservative lifestyle, but entirely up to him. If hes any like me, eh won't like the idea of signign papers that signal to a woman that she has you securely in the bag and gives you tons of legal leverage over you for no real reason or benefit. This tends to bring out the worst in people. And if he errs and gets a woman like his mom again, he sin't headed for a messy break up but up shit creek without a paddle. Very likely "married life" isn't for him and never will be, which doesn't mean that he can't have a loving home. It doesn't have to take the traditional shape is all. I think it would be good to encourage him to allow more emotional closeness with women piecemeal without any expectations that it ends up in a trad marriage. I also get why he didn't want to do that with a virgin, because it may be far too intimate for starters, and unfortunately theres the meme that virgins get extremely attached which presents another hurdle. Perhaps just allow more closeness with the women hes already doing stuff with.This will likely result in them wanting to stick around more, which I suspect is not the case right now. Women always wanting more is a meme as well, thats generally the result of getting gradually closer to each other until a relationship appears as a logical next step. If he keeps them at bay emotionally, they likely just move on eventually after things don't progress.
Women do I wear a red sweater or a black sweater today
I wanna see a flame war between this Scottish macho faggot and m*g.
>>34809560black so we match
>>34809560It's August what do you need a sweater for
>>34809529>>34809546If it's via a song, it's coded by definition. Unless you mean you're doing a bit where you think up something you wanna say, then reverse engineer an entire playlist of random songs to spell it out
>>34809565Yeah I changed my mind, I'm wearing a black and white floral print short sleeved button down.I'd die of heatstroke if I wore my sweater>>34809564We dont match anymore but we still pair together nicely
State genderWhat would you say to a virgin? That it's worth the wait, or that they should just lose their virginity as soon as possible?
>>34809557Good insights yeah. And that's been more or less the pattern that's been happening for him, which he is now aware of. I respect his response to realizing it a lot, he didn't take it too harshly and just decided to go see about his life and develop hobbies and new interests which has been nice to see. Reminds me that at some point I should visit him soon, he's in Europe for some time now for study and I'm holed up in the states but we'll see.
>>34809566>you think up something you wanna say, then reverse engineer an entire playlist of random songs to spell it outThis
>>34809568MJust act like you aren't. Fuck when you wanna, don't build up some complex about it, don't bring it up out of nowhere
>>34809570Okay, that's pretty cute, and possibly a good way to find new music if you actually listen to the resulting playlist
>>34809546>Sending messages through song titles in a playlist>no need for mental gymnastics?
>>34809568f, virginity doesn't matter, the first time with the person you love will be special regardless of previous sex
Women, how do I "look" more trustworthy?Often I find that people in general (not just girls) end up putting a lot of trust on me, sometimes unwarranted. But the first impression is the polar opposite and it's fucking me up a bit. As an example just last week:>hang out with some friends>there's this girl I never met, barely talk to each other>not 1 hour later she's whispering to her friend saying "she doesn't want me to listen">I find out it's about texting some random dude she met the week beforeIs there anything you can tell on someone that would give you the impression they're going to spread information around or something nefarious like that?
https://p.dw.com/p/5IV55Bmi is no linger used in this research
>>34809577be attractive
FTFY>f, virginity doesn't matter if you're a f, the first time with the chad you love will be special regardless of previous sex with chud losers
>>34809578Not clicking
I want a gf like her
What is Cramer's problem
>>34809583i want a gf like her
Women, do you like large hips on a man?
>>34809583>Girlfriendguide4guysHow much you betting that it's the worst advice ever
>>34809584I think there were blacks talking during his comedy set, i forget the specifics
>>34809586She looks Romanian. I dislike
>>34809583I want a gf like her
You're right I only care about sex, I couldn't give two shits if the bitch is a psycho
>>34809487>Women is drinking really that badAt a sensible level, it's fine; but if you drink enough that you need to ask that question, then yes, it's really that bad.
>>34809505I think she has probably washed since then.
>>34809593I want an AI like that AI.
>>34809524>If your partner was a vampire, would you let them feed on you?No. There are a lot of different versions of vampire mythology, but in most of them I'd stake her.
>>34809593Courtney Ryan if she was brown
>>34809524MWould definitely not be enough, I'm too skinny and low BMI to feed her daily. That's why even femvampires hate skinny men.
Today is dicks out day for atoga males
>>34809522I mean, females are the ones who keep inventing new words to cope with being Chad's cumrags. They're all in "situationships".
>>34809577Be calm, nice, positive, engage in conversation. And it has to be genuine and not forced.
>>34809605Fine, when I get home I’ll let my dick hang out the leg hole of my boxers while I post
>>34809581why are you like this?
>>34809598She just looks like that
>>34809611To imply that as a male having been previously vetted by women is a completely irrelevant concept that has nothing to do with women's real expectations for real dating is beyond retarded. Women gaslighting men through comments like >>34809575 are not acting in good faith, so why would I?
>>34809568>What would you say to a virgin? That it's worth the wait, or that they should just lose their virginity as soon as possible?Neither, really. Virginity isn't a real thing, it's a made-up concept. There's nothing to be gained by "losing" something that doesn't exist, so there's no point in rushing blindly into things. But if you want to have sex with someone, and they want to have sex with you, you both have the capacity to consent, neither of you is cheating, and you're taking precautions against STDs and pregnancy, then there's nothing to be gained by waiting, either.
>>34809605Today is gonna be the day that we're gonna show our dicks to you
>>34809605>>>/soc/>>>/lgbt/
>>34809581You have sad fetishes.
>>34809606Can you define Chad?
>>34809529FBoring
>>34809617>Virginity isn't a real thing, it's a made-up concept.So is moral, mercy, or justice, to be fair.
>>34809617>consentconsent to what? sex is a made up concept it's just a penis and vagina interacting
>>34809524FNah, make me vampire.
>>34809575>virginity doesn't matter, the first time with the person you love will be specialIf the virginity doesn't matter, how can you call the first time special then? It can't be both special and not matter at the same time.
>>34809617It depends on the context. To a woman it's not advantageous for virginity to be a real concept that applies to her, because she seeks to maximize the number of partners she hooks up with and this has to be allowed without repercussions, scrutiny. Hookups must take place in a vacuum, insulated from the rest of the world and her social status. Hookups are a basic sexual right for women.
>>34809635>first time (with the person you love)Nigga can't read
>>34809617>it's a made-up conceptOof, very poor choice of an argument.
>>34809629Okay
>>34809640NTA>The most overrated writer with the most obnoxious and pretentious fanbase.
>>34809630Well, at least things like mercy and justice have meaningful long-term consequences. Sex can have consequences - pregnancy, say - but most of the time it doesn't. Three days after they "lose their virginity" most people feel exactly identical to the way they felt beforehand. There's no scientific test you can perform that will reliably determine whether someone is a virgin or not. But you can assess someone to see whether they are just or merciful. You could just as easily make up a concept of "never having eaten toast" and apply to it people, and it would have exactly the same significance as "virginity".
>>34809465FPeople are so weird I can’t tell who is autistic or not.Gaydar 10/10, I’m gay.If a trans person pass you would never know unless they told you. My father is in prison, I hope he is tortured every day.
>>34809643Very weird judgement. What makes him worse than Tolkien or Martin?
>>34809640See >>34809646
>>34809642Id appreciate if you put an nta in front of that but that’s okay
>>34809632>sex is a made up concept >it's just a penis and vagina interactingThose two statements contradict each other.
Women do you wish you were still a virgin?
>>34809639Yeah I get that distinction but why would someone lose their virginity to someone they don't love?
>>34809646>But you can assess someone to see whether they are just or merciful.With pretty much the same accuracy as virginity? Some people just act like virgins or sluts.
>>34809647>My father is in prison, I hope he is tortured every day.Wtf is wrong with you?
>>34809651>Those two statements contradict each other.is it? in real life it's just an organ interaction with another we just call it sex as a social construct or concept just a ritual
>>34809654>With pretty much the same accuracy as virginity?No. As I said, there is no test that can determine virginity, but personality traits like empathy can quite easily be measured.
>>34809653Sometimes you think you do when you don't
>>34809655Hm? Execution is better?
>>34809657>is it?They do, yes. "Sex" is the name given to the organ interaction. If the organ interaction exists, sex exists. The word refers to the physical action, not to any social constructs surrounding it.
>>34809646>There's no scientific test you can perform that will reliably determine whether someone is a virgin or not. But you can assess someone to see whether they are just or merciful.Some psychopaths can mask all three characteristics very well, while many other people are rather open or obvious about those
>>34809575>the first time with the person you love will be special regardless of previous sexOh dear, no, you are so wrong about that. The first time you have sex with someone will be the worst sex you ever have with them.
>>34809652That's a tricky one. I wish I didn't know how mediocre penetration felt since that put a serious damper on my sexuality. On the other hand my first time was horrible even though he did everything right. I'm glad I don't have to experience that again.I wish there were an option to keep my hymen stretched but make me forget about penetration.
>>34809659that's a very good point >>34809661>If the organ interaction exists, sex exists.that cannot be true because when you were sliding out of the womb your penis was making contact with a vagina and we don't call that sex just because two organs interacted
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>>34809580>>34809607Yeah it might be a matter of being unattractive.I don't often cold approach people I don't know in the context of a friend group. I try to talk to them if a conversation is already leading there but I don't direct my attention towards them, if that makes any sense.I don't often worry about their impression "after" because it usually is positive or at least I get the impression that they've "warmed up" to me in a sense.
how is it sunday already
>>34809661Are blowjobs and handjobs sex?
Chat was she avoidant or am I just ugly
>>34809664nah I disagree. exploring together and figuring it out is nice. sure you might learn how to better please someone later on but that's not the same
>>34809465>Hows your autism radar?Perfect>Hows your gaydar?Pretty good, but needs some tuning.>Hows your ability to spot trannies at a glance?I can always clock trannies, but sometimes I wrongly clock cis people as trannies.>Hows your relationship with your father?Rocky>>34809524>If your partner was a vampire, would you let them feed on you? Yes>What if that wasn't enough?Guess I'm watching her feed from the cuck chair.>>34809536>Dumb and cringe.Nigga, the best parts about a relationship are dumb and cringe.
>>34809673yes
>>34809640whoever wrote that shit just admitted they lack a higher conscience
>>34809682Are you like this?
>>34809682>My autism radar is perfect.What percentage of the human population is autistic?
>>34809682>the best parts about a relationship are dumb and cringe.Including your slut gf temporarily leaving you to fuck her boss?
>>34809682>Nigga, the best parts about a relationship are dumb and cringe.I'd like to have at least one part of my life where I don't feel like a clown.
>>34809682>but sometimes I wrongly clock cis people as trannies.You'd probably think I'm an ftm ngl
>>34809682>Guess I'm watching her feed from the cuck chair.NTA but it seems like being into women always has this potential cuckolding angle. Heterosexual women are repulsed, gay women understand.
Is it wrong to blame a woman for being flirty and physically affectionate with you while she's ovulating and her boyfriend is away on another continent?Is this reason enough to stop and say, "If she were dating me, she'd be doing the same thing to me" ?
I was the first anon to bring ebonics into /atoga/. Now everyone is copying me by saying "nigga" lolI was always ahead of every trend
>I was the first person to say niggaIs this nigga serious
Women. What do you think about your man just feeling your body and running his hands along your curves. Is that cringe or no.
Haven’t dated since 2023. Bunch of failed dates that went nowhere. Cant remember the last time I was hugged. You’d think I’d want to go out on dates, yeah? I don’t. I don’t know why. I’ve never really related/connected with anyone on these dates. Anyone got an idea of what’s wrong with me and/or how to fix this?
>>34809661>The word refers to the physical action, not to any social constructs surrounding it.Some people say rape isn't sex
>>34809465MI'm in engineering so I can pretty quickly tell how bad each person in my department has it.90% success rate with gay men, worse with lesbians but I did notice that if I fall in love with a non-Asian girl she probably likes women.10/10 tranny clocker9/10, I talked to him yesterday about my research woes and some interesting stuff I read in 1 Maccabees.
Is it normal to have destructive hateful thoughts and want to destroy everything in a haze of rage and despair? if it's not, I might be on the verge of a mental breakdown
>>34809702i would very much like that
>>34809694No.Yes.
>>34809702Why wouldn’t he
>>34809694FOvulating is really not that crazy. It would never be even the slightest bit of a decent excuse to flirt with other guys while in a relationship. She is just weird for that.
>>34809694NoYesAnd you should screencap/save/record her advances and send to bf
>>34809703>You’d think I’d want to go out on dates, yeah?Obviously not>I don’t. I don’t know whyBecause they're obviously bad>what’s wrong with meDumb in the head>or how to fix this?Make friends and date them once you feel mutual interest, like normal people do
>>34809696good bait
>>34809707Yes
>She is just weird for that.She's just a serial dater, please understanding. You've never met a serial dater before? Not one yourself?
>>34809682Zuko was never into Katara, jeetposterHe was into AangAnd he lost Aang to her
>>34809714Yeah… Trying to make friends in this city and it’s damn hard in your 30’s.
>>34809708>>34809710Would you do that to him?
>>34809685>Are you like this?No, Spanglish is retarded. Especially when they pepper in the cholo words like Jackie. Luckily, that's mostly a Californian thing.>>34809687>What percentage of the human population is autistic?Actual autism? Definitely less than 1%. But on the spectrum? Quite a large percentage. I would guess maybe 1 in 4 or 5 has some level of neurodivergence. When I was in the Army, istg at least half the men there were on the spectrum.>>34809688>Including your slut gf temporarily leaving you to fuck her boss?I actually broke up with her. Get your facts straight.>>34809689>I'd like to have at least one part of my life where I don't feel like a clownThe best part is that the right person doesn't make you feel bad about being your true gremlin self.>>34809693>NTA but it seems like being into women always has this potential cuckolding angle.For better or worse, most women are driven by feelings and whimsy. >>34809721>Zuko was never into KataraThere are too many parallels.
>>34809721>>34809724It's a fucking kids show
I’m a late bloomer
>>34809694>Is this reason enough to stop and say, "If she were dating me, she'd be doing the same thing to me" ?Yes.
>>34809688>>34809724>I actually broke up with her. Get your facts straight.WTF, and then the jeet took her back like a cuck?
I need to fuck more women. It feels so good.
>>34809726SHUT THE UFCK UP THIS IS THE ONLY TING I HAVE IN MY LIFE SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU DONT GET IT WRITING SHOULD BE GOOD NO MATTER THE INTENDED AUDIENCE AGE FUUUUUUUUUCK
You said that you could never love me, I undid your gown
You said baba booey, I said pee pee poo poo
time to die
>>34809744This reminds me that I should be drinking beer right now
>>34809734Does fucking men feel that bad?
time to listen to music
Your glutenous gluttony will be remembered in history books
I am a veteran of the Trojan War
Do any of you have questions, or did you just decided to turn this into your fucking tumblr blog?
>>34809759hasn't it always been a glorified chat room?
>>34809759Who is "you"?
>>34809759
Its sunday afternoon. No women are here, they are out in the sun , tanning their buttholes and feeding Chad with grapes or sitting around at the park in girlclumps doing girl things
men are drinking themselves to death insidewomen are having fun outside
>>34809752Nah it won’t. That’s on you loser.
>>34809768Lazy bait
>>34809768Mads is me
Is monogamy really hard on women?
>>34809772I am iykwim
>>34809772bait
>>34809768Hadn't thought about it, but good idea. I think my family put some small bottles of cider in the fridge.
Slow ass thread
>>34809768nah I'm also drinking myself to death inside
>>34809777Cheers
state genderIs emotional labor real or is it mostly women wanting men to manage their feelings for them?
Go outside today. Touch some grass.
>>34809761>hasn't it always been a glorified chat room?Chat, you say?
>>34809782MIt's real but I've noticed that anyone who harps about its importance at length ironically probably doesn't do much emotional labor for others
>>34809782The insincerity of this question is, like, sooo exhausting
chat is this bad faith?
>>3480979190% of the questions here are asked in bad faith. Especially the ones asked by bitter incels.
You guys don't even know what half of the words and terms you use mean.
:3
Atoga aunties, are you here for plan B, no cap?
I love flat chested asmrtists, get these yucky big breasted women from my recommendations
>>34809798Women should not be allowed in the military
>>34809798
Does war turn boys into men?
>>34809804Forming a lot of opinions about Japanese cartoons and comics is actually what turns a boy into a man
Men, am I wrong for thinking that "misandry" is an overused term that's thrown out whenever a woman says/does something that random men dislike?
>>34809804no, armpitjobs do
>>34809807Stoppp it with the bait questions here's a pity (you)
>>34809802This reminded me of that time my crush thought I was joining the army (I was talking about my brother) and he seemed absolutely thrilled for some weird reason
>>34809755>I am a veteran of the Trojan WarYour dad's condom broke?>>34809804>Does war turn boys into men?No, it turns boys into corpses.
>>34809812Did your brother get his legs blown off in Afghanistan?
>>34809807As long as you apply that to misogyny too
>>34809816So...no?
>>34809807Good question...Chat, why if I hate gays or other alphabet people I'm called a ****phobe, but if I hate women or men I'm called a mis****ist?
>>34809804Dunno, but it turns girls into lgbtroons>>34809813
>>34809814Nah my country wasn't involved in that
>>34809804Yes, into short lived men. Then those become corpses, their family become into widows, orphans, childless couples, the politicianas who sent them to die become re-elected... so it goes.
>>34809821I suspect it can break boys in a similar way too
Chat, I made macaroni for the first time by myself. It came out great :P
>>34809828>macaroni for the first timeAre you 12
coffee makes me feel alive I love coffee, coffee doesn't abandon me randomly one day without saying good bye
>>34809828Based and wifepilled.(You are 18+ year old, right?)
Anyone else look at Ronaldo and just not trust that nigga
>>34809831Coffee's always there for me too. Tastes gud and makes me feel gud
>>34809831I heard coffee makes cum taste bad
>>34809832>:Panon.. i dont think theyre 18
>>34809830>>34809832I'm a man and almost 30 -.-
>>34809834yeah>>34809835well it's not like anyone is going to be tasting mine any time soon
>>34809831Coffee makes be sad because I used to enjoy it and look forward to it in the morning. But now I can't because it fucks with my nerves.
>>34809838well I'm talking about mineI came (heh) close to that so I'm afraid my coffee habits must stop
>>34809807I wish more women identified as misandrists.
>>34809841Same I'd respect them more if they did
>>34809839coffee calms my nerves >>34809840but what if she likes coffee flavored cum? maybe put some pineapple in your coffee
My chest still draws breathI hold itI’m buoyantThere’s no end
>>34809841I wish, I find it hot.
>>34809847>I wish, I find it hotSame.
>>34809844I was going to invite her over for a coffee, maybe that'll tell me whether it's worth it to keep drinking it
I've become a person who makes a cappuccino for breakfast
>>34809850How flamboyant of you
a misogynist & a misandrist walk into a bar, the misogynist says "fuck off whore" the misandrist goes home and makes a false rape accusation
>>34809831Coffee is also black
>>34809851Yeah I stopped giving a shit. I'm a fancy man now
The Afro-Man
>>34809853That's why I don't drink coffee.
>>34809852*CHIRP* *CHIRP* *CHIRP*
>he doesnt genuinely believe black coffee is superiorplebs
Women, fill in the blank:It's not GOOD sex until: ___________
>>34809849if she doesn't like coffee that gives me the ick (the girl I'm talking to right now doesn't like it that much *sigh*) >>34809853yes and?
I'm not racist, BUT Moon Cricket is a hilarious epithet
>>34809859I've been drinking black coffee exclusively for like ten years but I bought a milk frothing wand and now I'm a homo who makes cappuccinos
why do women have smaller feet than men? so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
>>34809861I'd assume she's not bad with coffee but I only got drunk with her so no ideaAt least I know she likes wine
>>34809860bbc
>>34809863its not too late to go back anon..
>>34809864*CHIRP* *CHIRP* *CHIRP*
>>34809868I still drink black coffee. I'm drinking a black coffee rn coincidentally
SO DO YOU FEEL IT DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY LOVE EXISTSHOW MUCH I'M LONGINGI'M LONGING LONGING FOR YOUR KISS A DUEL TO THE DEATH AS WE FIGHT FIST TO FIST SO AS YOU BLACKEN MY EYES, I PUCKER UP MY LIPSAND WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUNDI KINDA LIKE THE SOUNDJUST LIKE THE BEAT OF MY HEART, SO CAN YOU HEAR IT NOW? SO HARD TO EXPLAINTHE BLOOD THROUGH MY VEINSIT'S DRIVING ME INSANE(it's driving me insane) CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HEAD OVER HEELS OVER YOU IF I COULD JUST GET A CHANCE WITH YOU LOOK WHAT YOU'RE PUTTING ME THROUGH MY EYES ARE BLACK AND BLUE YOU'RE HITTING ME AND I'M KICKING YOU
>>34809864So I can kiss and lick and admire them and hold them in my hands
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't complain after you drop a load in it
>>34809873*CHIRP* *CHIRP* *CHIRP*
>>34809873I remember this one from 6th grade but it was a mom joke instead
>>34809873>complainDon't women love creampies?
Why do men need only two brain cells to operate? One to think about sex, and the other to forget everything else the second a pair of tits walks by.
>>34809878*CHIRP* *CHIRP* *CHIRP*
>>34809878That's not true. The second brain cell also gets distracted by big sandwiches and powerful machines
Why do men need a watch?Because they can’t even keep time with their own dick, it’s always either too early, too late, or finished before anyone else got started.
Why do women talk so much? Because they have four lips.
>>34809883*CHIRP* *CHIRP* *CHIRP*
>>34809884Six.
Why do men die before women?Because they want to
I don't want to risk a ban for spamming cricket noises, but fucking Christ these boomer jokes make me want to kill myself.
>>34809883>too late,That's a thing?
>>34809883*cough*
I'm a virgin but I think I could destroy pussy during my first time
>>34809860It's not good sex until it doesn't involve a man.
>>34809878I need one braincell per titty
>>34809860Why are only moids answering this
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?Because they're ugly, and they stink
Women are you employed
>>34809892Can we watch?
It's weird how many lawyer jokes can be recycled as incel jokes.How do you save an incel from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
>>34809821I'm not a tranny, but there are two married Marines who started doing cuck porn which devolved into the guy starting to transition and fuck black guys with his wife. The wife's name is Amber Blank.
>>34809900What's the difference between a jellyfish and an incel? One is a spineless poisonous blob and the other is a form of marine life
>>34809891You'll cum in 5 seconds
>>34809833He has given me rapey vibes since the first time I saw him.
What’s the difference between an incel and a terrorist? The terrorist at least gets to die doing something.
>>34809724People argue that the spectrum is not about levels of neurodivergence but differences of neurodivergences and that it's all autism.
>>34809818Because you hate women but are frightened of gay men. You think about a gay man, and you think "This is a man who feels about me the way I feel about women," and that's terrifying to you.
>>34809907>It's all autismTypical autist main character shit go figure
I would cum just by kissing...
>>34809904I've desensitized my dick through years of death gripping
>>34809904It's more likely he will be too nervous to get an erection in the first place
>>34809910Autist detected.
>>34809912I don't get nervous
>>34809910>I would cum just by kissingThis happened to me the first time I made out with a woman.
Last oneWhat’s the difference between a dicklet and a tic-tac? The tic-tac is bigger and people actually want it in their mouth.
Can we get a jannie to nuke the thread, start a new one and pretend none of this cringe, suicide inducing shit has happened?
>>34809818Greek vs latin
>>34809908But what about misandrists? Why are they not androphobes?
>>34809919This isn't funny, it's just hot.
How do sub 4 inchers live through adulthood? Do they just become eunichs?
>>34809920Ok here have some zoomer humour
Can a cock get hard and cum from external stimulation while the moid is asleep?
>>34809900I don't get it.
Gyatt damn pussy got a nigga comatose
>>34809928>Can a cock get hard and cum from external stimulation while the moid is asleepYes and you can make them dream sex dreams if you do that and they start grinding in your hand but then you will stop when the lightly moan or breathe another girls name in their sleep
>>34809927Just as shitty as the other one. Please kill yourself.
>>34809926They become sissy bois
>>34809914n-no u
State GenderDo you actually retain any insight into the opposite gender from the answers you have read on /atoga/? Have you applied the knowledge in real life?
State GenderWhat did atoga last gaslight you about
>>34809927Do zoomers know who Spaceman Spiff is?
>>34809936FThere is no insight to get from these threads as they're filled with the failures of both sexes.
>>34809900>It's weird how many lawyer jokes can be recycled as incel jokes.Incels occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
Subs with big dicks
>>34809930She got dat gud gud my nikka. No wonder she be livin rent free in yo brain.
>>34809941Ezada Sinn is in a relationship with one like that.
>>34809941that would be me
Genderi got one question mayne tell me who nextthis nigga salt like nigga who did gettin da bes, see am da bess mayne, i deed it.so imma let u know who da bess by tha hourJust like Rosie O'Donnell, At a Bisexual Bridal Shower.It ain't nothin to me man I deed it
>>34809936MYeah, I've read about how women think or feel about certain things in general.>>34809937That there was hope for me.
>>34809951>That there was hope for me.Doesn't atoga usually say the opposite?
>>34809941Do switches count?
i'm working on more art stuff today and ignoring that i'm a hag and will probably never find someone to love and vice versa
>>34809953ntaThis is in response to what atoga has gaslit anons on
Bratty women
>>34809465>State GenderM>Hows your autism radar?Pretty good I think >Hows your gaydar?Also pretty good>Hows your ability to spot trannies at a glance?Pretty good>Hows your relationship with your father?Not good>>34809568Don't rush it, don't do it with someone you'll regret, but don't wait for marriage either>>34809936I more so come here to give advice and hear people out than to seek new insights
>>34809955Height and weight please
>>34809955>hagHow old are you? Are you the scrapbooker?>will probably never find someone to love and vice versaEh I'd bet that you will find a relationship, how long it'll last is another question but I bet you could find one
>>34809955What kinda art stuff
>>34809465I’m noticing a theme here
>>34809785It's too hot outside. Summer sucks.
Call me God
>>34809955What about all the grandpas who asked you out?
>>34809524Bruh, I could let >him breastfeed my blood out of me for quite a while. I am BIG and JUICY. (I wish those track suits came in goth)
>>34809937>What did atoga last gaslight you aboutThank you for proving my point.
*rapes you*Sorry, I'm shy :3
My hot milf coworker called herself a hag and it too everything in my body to not say I love hags
>>34809956Yes, that's what surprised me.
>>34809587No
Why do women call themselves hags and pretend they're out of options when there's entire websites and categories of porn dedicated to their age demographic
>>34809969That’s pretty much the only line I remember from that exchange. I think it was about how to make bad faith arguments?
State genderIs there anyone from these threads you're obsessed with?
>>34809605DICK INSPECTIONLINE UP, MOIDS
>>34809955>i'm working on more art stuff today and ignoring that i'm a hag and will probably never find someone to loveThat's cool. We can only make the best of the situation.>and vice versaSomeone will never find you?
>>34809978no namefag no one is obsessed with you
>>34809982I'm not even talking about namefags. I've noticed that people in these threads will get obsessed with random anons which is weird.
>>34809929the joke is that you are holding hjs head under the water with your foot
honestly the trend of accusing others of gaslighting is mental illness there's no such thing it's just something people believe when they can't immediately disprove what someone said so they pretend the other person is warping their reality just a way to try to claim vicitmhood
>>34809985"Gaslighting" at this point has become nothing more than a buzzword meaning "I disagree with you".
To women, "I disagree with you" is actually an entire speech she's supposed to give, telling you that you're an incel.
>>34809986yes and the funny part is people think gaslighting is real and they cite evidence for that by pointing to the old film 'gas light' the movie that popularized the concept. A fuckin Hollywood movie lol so much for science
>>34809988I mean, gaslighting is a real form of manipulation and abuse, the term has just become misused which is a shame.
Me in hell explaining "gaslighting" and "lovebombing" to a peasant who was executed for stealing a spoonful of buckwheat in 1537
>>34809978Yes, but I won't tell you.
>>34809972I don’t see how. There are just as many hope posters as there are kys yourself posters.
>>34809985You’re trying to gaslight me again
>>34809989How do we know it's manipulation? What if the victim is just unintelligent and has a short term memory and when people correct them they just chimp out
Thinking about femanon again.
>>34809991Me in hell explaining to the hangman from the 1830’s that now we harness the power of god and electricity to execute criminals
>>34809995Then that's not gaslighting obviously. Gaslighting is manipulating someone into believing the sky is purple and then treating them like they're crazy for thinking otherwise.
can someone ask a lighthearted question? please? something that everyone can answer
>>34809978M, no. I used to come to these threads a couple years back and there were a couple anons who I got along with, I'd recognize them they'd recognize me. Since I came back here recently seems like they've been gone
>>34810000Naruto or Sasuke?
Females are gaslighting anons every thread.>your height doesn't matter>your penis size isn't important
>>34810003Naruto sucks
>>34809993Are there?
>>34810000CheckedState GenderTell me about the last animal you pet
>>34809978MNo. I tried to get to know someone from here and was treated like I was obsessed.
>>34809460State gender. What's your favorite color? Do you like to wear clothing that color or use it in home decor or do you just like looking at it in nature or in art?
>>34810004This is a good example of the misusing of the term "gaslighting". People telling you that height and penis size isn't the end all be all for romantic success (which is true) isn't gaslighting just because you're a heightcel or a dickcel.
>>34810010FI like yellow and green. I don't wear that much yellow but I do like to wear green (it matches my eyes too which is nice!)
Thoughts on femboys?
>>34810010>favorite colorThe pink and orange hues that the sky takes during sunset>do you wear itNo
>>34810018They're cute.
>>34810018SEXOOOO
>>34810018Not a viable lifestyle for a straight man
>>34810015Sounds like you have pretty eyes. Are they more blue green or do they have yellow tones in them?
>>34810018FI want one of those muscular femboys.
>>34810018I could fuck one but dating them doesn’t seem very viable.
>>34809983Yep. The schizos are gonna schiz.
>>34810025NTAWhy not?
>>34810008MA dog from my mother's friend. He's a Jack Russell, and the little shit was growling at me and dodging, wanting to play. I petted him afterwards.>>34810010Black. I wear more black than I should, but I like it. >>34810018Why not.
>>34810027They’ve got an expiration date hanging over them and I’ve got shinigami eyes that are acutely aware of it
>>34810000If you had to have physical wings in order to fly, which ones would you want, genders?Also what is your favorite carb?
>>34810003naruto but i think the best characters are the supporting cast like rock lee.>>34810008i pet a poodle over a year ago. very cute and calm dog. almost like a plushie. >>34810010i like yellow because of nature and art for sure. sunflowers.
>>34810008MSome medium sized mutt supreme that a visitor brought in. His name is Brody and he was lovely
>>34810004This isn't gaslighting. It's more important to not be abusive or detrimentally mentally ill.
>>34810008MA small black cat named Vic Viper. He's curled on a fleece blanket by my feet.
Bik bik?
>>34810035*pettin da bord*
>>34810023>Sounds like you have pretty eyesTy! They are a physical feature of mine that I'm pretty happy with.>Are they more blue green or do they have yellow tones in them?I would describe them as greeny-grey. They look especially green sometimes, I guess it just depends on the lighting. Also they always look extremely green when I cry (maybe the contrast with the redness?)
>>34810035pretty
>>34810036>>34810038BIK BIK!
>>34810010I've always been attracted to blue-green colors, especially nature inspired ones (picrel) but my skin tone works with darker earth tones (maroon, sap green, umbre) and the clothes I wear reflect that to the point where on any given day if I sat down in a forest you might miss me.>>34810018Faggots? I don't like em>>34810019>kid cudiLitwho. Or is this a cow joke ("cud")?
>>34810031A year ago?Damn
>>34810037NTA but I have the same eyes. They looked green with yellow in them when I was little and now they're just kinda grey/light?
Hey autistic genders,Did you know that when black people call ytpepo "cracker", they're not calling you the crispy carbohydrate? They're saying you want to whip them. Like whip cracking.
>>34810037>>34810043I have the same ones too. How are you guys' quests for world domination going
>>34810041>Faggots? I don’t like emThis must be satire given the image you posted
>>34810030bird wings would be cool to collect feathers but also i think they would be a hassle compared to maybe bat wings or something with fewer parts. i think bat wings would be neat. also oats.>>34810041almost every shade of green is soothing to look at, especially in nature imo. darker earth tones are also very comfy.>if I sat down in a forest you might miss me.lol nice
Does anyone else wish they were a bird?
>>34810050i used to as a kid and then as a teenager i thought it was dumb and now i've gone full circle back to wanting to be able to fly over everything
>>34810050I do wish I could fly but not that I were a bird. I do enjoy birdwatching though
>>34809978>Is there anyone from these threads you're obsessed with?M. My girlfriend, whom I first met on here.
>>34810030MAngel wings I thinkHermit crabs
>>34810056cute
>>34809985Stop trying to gaslight us into thinking gaslighting isn't real.
>>34810050Doesn't look like a very nice life, all things considered.
>>34810056Lucky you.
Imagine all the people
>>34810050Pretty often, it seems very comfy to ride wind currents and literally look down at the world.Also literal nest building and mating rituals seem fun
>>34810047>satirewhat would I be satirizing here? Whatever the case, just because you don't like what the artist is doesn't mean you can't like his/her stuff. The guy who made this is one of my favorite artists but I can't stand anything about him>>34810048>almost every shade of green is soothing to look at, especially in natureNature makes us calmer? Go figure.
>>34810050I did think it would be cool to be an eagle in the mountains somewhere.
>>34810064Exactly. Its the mating rituals for me. I want to be in love forever and I dont think human males are capable of such a thing.
>>34809831It gives me the runs and I get bloated. Guess I'll have to stick to teas.
>>34810030MMaybe some mechanical ones that could fold when needed. If not, bat ones.>favorite carbPasta
>>34810057>favorite carb;__;
>>34810050Bik bik bik bik!
>>34810059>Stop trying to gaslight us into thinking gaslighting isn't real.Thank you for proving my point.
>>34810071*shoots it with a buck shot*
>>34810070
>>34810072NTAHey Schizo-kun, still thinking about me? Wasn't even involved in any of this at all.
>>34810057>attack of the dyslexia:) I am amused.
>>34810070Aw fuck
>>34810062Yeah lucky him.
>>34810067oh brother here we go
>>34810077Bik bik. >:(
Official ATOGA moid hat
>>34810030Yeah, I think bird wings are the way to go.Also I like bread.
>>34810067more like humiliation ritual!am i right fellas!
>>34810086My wiener is big but I own and occasionally wear a hat that reads>WHY>ME>?
>>34810084Men are sociopaths that cannot feel love, only lust.
I see a great foot.... reaching out into the stars. The foot is your foot. The toes are your toes.
>>34810092I feel a lot of love, but some women are blind to it because they project their own obsessions and insecurities with regards to sex onto me.
>>34810071I like this larp.*bord watching*
>>34810092uh huh
How old were you when you stopped believing that your parents and their generation of your family were smart? And realized that they are, in fact, mid wits?
>>34810080Lol, I didn't see that one, that wasn't me. But thank you for proving my point.
>>34810094This reads like the intro bit of At the Bottom of Everything by Bright Eyes
>>34810092When they do feel what they think is love, free of lust. It is actually obsession and controlling tendencies.
>>34810089What's your favorite type of bread? For me it's rye.
Why are you so sexually turned on by bare feet and toes?
>>34810102That's not true either.
Chickadee dee dee dee
>>34810105
Did you masturbate your boys and give them an erection before you viciously and bloodily circumcised the foreskin off of their penises?
>>34810102Sad. It's like they're hardwired to either kill competitors or enslave/domineer everyone around. Real automatons.
>>34810103Probably potato. It just has such a buttery feel.
>>34810103I don't like to think about bread.I once got permanently kicked out of a German bäckerei when its proprietors caught me posting on 4chan
>>34810092That's funny coming from serial dating whores.
>>34810107Oh look, another. Cute.
I'm going to rig the cash register at work to say "Thank you for proving my point" every time I open the till to take customer money
>>34810109Omg its the catholic molestation schizo
>>34810117lol.
>>34810115Please don't eat the cute birbs :(
>>34809985Gaslighting is a very real and extremely damaging phenomenon, it's just that rather too many people don't understand what it is. An actual example might be: Your wife always keeps her keys in a bowl beside the door. She goes upstairs to get ready to go out. You grab the keys and hide them. She comes down, checks the bowl by the door, and finds her keys aren't there. (You make yourself busy in the kitchen for a moment). She's puzzled, goes back upstairs to see if she could have left her keys there. You quietly put them back in the bowl. She comes back down and says "I can't find my keys anywhere! Have you seen them?" You say "They're in the bowl by the door, where they always are." "No, I looked there already!" You shrug; "That's where they are, I saw them just now." She goes back out into the hallway, checks the bowl, finda her keys are there, and then sets off saying "But I'm *sure* I looked there!"You do things like this not just once but many, many times, until she begins to seriously doubt her ability to remember things, and possibly even her sanity. Then, if (for example) she spots you coming out of an Asian massage parlour at a time when you're supposed to be at work, and confronts you when you get home, you confidently say "That wasn't me." And when she says "Of course it was you, do you think I don't recognise you?!" you say "Is this like that time when you were absolutely 100% certain you'd looked in the bowl for your keys?" And if the process has worked, it eventually seems more believable to her that she could have been mistaken than that she actually saw you.
>>34810110You can't hide the jealousy in your post.
all men are evil lustful beastsall women are evil lustful beastsi'm glad we all hate each other
>>34810072NTA, but I think they were being satirical.
>>34810114Wouldnt need to hop from man to man if any of you were worthwhile.
>>34810117Based, thank you for proving my point.
>>34810124Nope. Only men. Women don't behave that way.
>>34810121That just sounds like paranoia and bad faith. You wouldn't know the other person misplaced the keys on purpose dude that's just all in your head.
>>34810117You probably work at one of those retail markets/grocery markets that has audio version.
>>34810099My parents *are* very smart. They're both academics, and very good at their jobs.
>>34810126You're completely right, thank you for proving my point.
>>34810117She seems cute. I bet if you brought TYFPMP femanon a big box of chocolates, some flowers, and took her out for a comfy romantic dinner date and asked about her day she'd brighten right up.
>>34810127A smart woman makes the right choice the first time.
>>34810133I had a Comparative Religion professor in undergrad who was dumb as shit. His approach to teaching classes on the Islamic world was to worship Karl Marx, trash talk Bernard Lewis at the end of every lecture, and be a huge apologist-propagandist for the Muslim Brotherhood.
>>34810133Why do you have to type like *this*? are you aware it doesn't change the *actual* font to italics?
I cast the spell of Mighty Love. You will be protected by 33 guardians angels.
>>34810138Larp or retardation? Marx despised religion.
>>34810127This. A good man would instantly give me half his money and giddily spend all his energy on making me the main character of his life for nothing in return and no expected transactional affection in return. It's called actual romance. But men only understand love as a product they buy or are owed.
>>34810138I mean, my father was a Philosophy professor, reads Aristotle in the original Greek. But he also used to write his own driver software for outdated printers just for fun.
>>34810139NTA. It serves as emphasis.
>>34810141I just felt my rose quartz ditto shake
>>34810139It's for *emphasis*, anon. Emphasis. You *understand* the concept of emphasis, I take it?
>>34810144No that actually isn't enough for some women either
>>34810143Marx also hated laboring despite never having to do it a day in his life
>>34810143The dude was a Third-Worldist who saw Arab Muslims as the Proletariat/Wretched of the Earth against "The Empire"/global Bourgeoisie. And his "The Muslim Brotherhood are good, actually" shit came from his sympathy with the Marxist roots of Hasan al-Bana's political thought. Anyway, the point is, he was a dipshit.
>>34810141Thanks, mine was probably overworked.
>>34809900>It's weird how many lawyer jokes can be recycled as incel jokes.How do you get an incel down from a tree? Cut the rope.
>>34809941tops with small dicks
>>34810151>It's for *emphasis*, anon. Emphasis. You *understand* the concept of emphasis, I take it?Why do you *need* to add emphasis to a text? It's not like I can *hear* the text there is no vocal inflection *emphasize* with
How the heck am I supposed to keep trying to date
>>34810153>pfft that guy hated shit without even trying it once?
>>34810154Mohammedans are both their own bourgeois and proles. It would eat itself alive if the majority of their billions were of at least average intelligence level, but sadly they’re all too mentally retarded. Truly, their mythical “Jew” would be proud of how nefariously the elite have automatized the ummah into a perfectly thoughtless weapon of destruction against humanity.
Why is this place just r/IncelTears?
>>34810152True. If it's too perfect, they will dump the guy for more drama/excitement.
>>34810171That, or genuine affection simply gives her an ultra-ick.
>>34810170Women are my mommy and I need milk
>>34810170what did you expect? a bunch of normal people?
>>34810170Thank you for proving my point.
>>34810170Thank *you* for proving *my* point
>>34810160>It's not like I can *hear* the text there is no vocal inflectionWell, yes, the fact that there is no vocal inflection is precisely *why* you need to indicate emphasis visually. Are you one of those people who doesn't have an inner monologue? When I type something, I'm transcribing a thought that I'm hearing in my head. Sometimes something whose meaning is clear when spoken out loud can lose its meaning when transcribed into plain text. Making the emphasis visible allows you to reconstruct what I was hearing in my head when I typed it. There is, for example, a difference between "Well, I wouldn't say *that*..." and "Well, *I* wouldn't say that..."; and "Well, I wouldn't *say* that..." is different again. If I don't indicate emphasis, how do you know which of the three I'm saying? >inb4 I don't give a fuck which you meanSure, but it's still necessary to use visual emphasis to make the meaning clear, even if the audience is unreceptive.
>>34810186>Are you of those people who doesn't have an inner monologue?No I don't have autism if that's what you're asking. >Uses inside voice
>>34809915Then you wouldn't be a virgin.
>>34810170It is the home of The Booty Warrior
my jaw hurts :(
>>34810192Come on, it wasn't that big.
This is true though
>>34810120I ate corndogs. I'm full.
Women,what do you think about the booty warrior (Fleece Johnson)?
>>34810193it's because I was chewing gum, you fag!
>>34810160>>34810186Why do you both use the Reddit spacing?
>>34810194unless she is blonde, then it's a huge turn off
>>34810201For emphasis
>>34810198>Women,>what do you think about the booty warrior (Fleece Johnson)?He brainwashed/indoctrinated himself into becoming a homosexual. They did a parody of him in Boondocks with to catch a predator.
ERM why the fuck is youtube recommending me femboy asmr? are they trying to make me jealous because I don't look like that?
>>34810206>>34810198Hes got an interview series on youtube, its obviously disgusting in parts but also highly entertaining and insightful. He was basically raised as a prisoner from a kid, and never saw normal life until his old age.
>>34810206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d200DatLtU>"parody"
I like sipping COCKtails
>>34810212I don't remember, did Chris Hansen ever complain about this?
>>34810201For metamorphosis
>>34810218He found it funny. I think.
>>34810218Apparently he got mad at first, but he seems to have accepted it, more or less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ia2KZZ9ikw
>>34810194Not true I always think of the word "bitch" when I see girls with sunglasses on the top of their heads. Every girl I known who did that was always a disagreeable bitch
>>34810218He’s a pretty good sport about this kinda stuff. He thought his South Park depiction was funny
That one hurt a lot. It was beyond painful
>>34810225Well good to know. I only remember some years back there was some shit between him and this onision guy.
[state what's between your legs]have you ever laughed at your own post
Why ks AOC freezing her eggs now?She's 36 and she's been with her bf since collegeShe should have already had kids
>>34810230PENISyes sometimes I giggle like a retard when I post something that I think is funny
>>34810229Well onision didn’t get targeted for no reason
>>34810230DickPretty often
part of me wants to be muscular and another part of me wants to be a femboy :(what is wrong with me? serious answers only please
>>34810227Why?
>>34810230My laptop.If other people laugh at it I might laugh along with them.
>>34810238Inside of you there are two wolves
Women, where and how do you meet men?
>>34810243I am a gemini after all
Im woke but one time my friend caught me swiping left just a little too fast on a black person so I tried to explain that I wasnt interested in fat guys but it was really because he was black
>>34810251Nah, slide me that pucci real quick
>>34810244At church, like the good Lord intended
>>34810230a monsteryes
Ah, I'm annoyed by work tomorrow, you see, on friday we lost our reciving manager, she moved to another facility and the general manager didn't find a replacement in time and none of the other leads and managers wanna do that job because they don't wanna deal with the GM, she's kinda annoying and because being a manager in a warehouse is fucking horrid most of the time, so, because of that odds are we're gonna be scrambling where to put people, the people already on the floor still don't know 100 percent of everything, most of them are new hires from this year alone aside from a handful of us, I myself have been here 3 years going on four and about 4 others have been here 5 years and we're not managers, we're just floor people, I'm an order picker filler, one of them is a fork lifter, another a case picker and another tends to work in the CSR office but has experience in damn near every other job in the warehouse that isn't management. It's gonna be a shit show, our new hires are already getting sick of the floor manager crashing out on them for daring to ask questions about things they were never properly briefed about such as the wrapping stage demands, the loading demands and the process when it comes to staging.On one hand, I'm super thankful I'm mostly left alone, on the other hand, I just know this is gonna be the beginning of disaster especially because we're in christmas light portion of our peak and they're coming in by the full trailer.Should I try and help or should I just mind my own business and keep my peace in this whirlwind of frustrations and likely chaos? God, we're so fucked when it's time for inventory count in October.
>>34810256I used to go to church and now I'm a manwhore that self harms (well used to) :3
>>34810260Don't help them, you clock in you do your job your clock out you get your paycheck. Don't fall for the "team player" or "synergy" propaganda in work places it's just a trap for retards to mark themselves as gullible as the other workers will offload their workload onto you.
>>34810260>Should I try and helpDo what you can to help, is my first thought.
wonder how dad would react if he knew my thighs are full of self harm scars and that I posted them online
>>34810260>I just know this is gonna be the beginning of disaster especially because we're in christmas light portion of our peak and they're coming in by the full trailer.Are you getting paid to make it your problem? Unless they bump you up to new recieving manager with the accompanying wage and benefits, its not your problem by definition. And you should treat it as such. >>34810278You don't get ahead in business by offering the whole package for free.
>>34810201>Why do you both use the Reddit spacing?Do you mean paragraphs?
>>34810230>[state what's between your legs]My partner's head.>have you ever laughed at your own postNo.
>>34810278Wait I have just the meme for this
men how grossed out would u be if u had a gf but she got a runny nose 50% of the time she ate warm food
I want to clone a femanon.
>>34810297not grossed out thats normal
>>34810297*slurp*
>>34810288>My partner's head.And you're posting on here? You either have a nonfunctional clit or he sucks.
>>34810278I don't know your dad, but I wonder if he'd feel sad and worried about you.
>>34810297Not at all, I would carry around a handkerchief just so I could wipe her nose up. It would be cute
>>34810278Alright let's see 'em. We'll let you know how disappointed we are in you
>>34810296KEK >>34810305well he did find out I did it because mom told him and he said he wanted to talk but I told him to fuck off, yeah right he was a drunk asshole all my childhood and would be all rude and dismissive all the time but NOW he wants to talk? nah fuck that
>>34810297I'd deepthroat her nose, hopefully a big nose, and suck on it until no snot remains
>>34810239Drugs fucking suck
>>34810313I thought emo went out of fashion.
>>34810326I'm not emo
>>34810268>>34810269Do what I can within reason is where I'm leaning >>34810283>Are you getting paid to make it your problem? Unless they bump you up to new recieving manager with the accompanying wage and benefits, its not your problem by definition. And you should treat it as such.Nope, I definitely don't have the temperament to be a manager of anything, I haven o leadership skills whatsoever and I'm very people shy.
>>34810278If you were my son I’d just disavow you and pretend you weren’t
>>34810327>cut yourself and whine that daddy didn’t love you enoughSure, definitely not emo….
>>34810310https://files.catbox.moe/7wtucd.jpgWarning my legs are fat and gross
>>34810297not at all because i'm the same
>>34810329oh cool>>34810330well he didn't, but I'm not depressed anymore so it doesn't count as emo
>>34810331>fat
>>34810328>Do what I can within reason is where I'm leaningWhat's reasonable or not is pretty arbitrary, but yes that's usually the best way to deal with anything, I'd say.
>>34810334yeah...>>34810338???
>>34810331Yeah, that doesn't look great. I hope you get better mentally.Though I'll say if we could look into each other's emotional body's we'd all probably see something similiar. Many of us have massive scars that just aren't visible.Also why are you talking like a woman?
>>34810349I am better, that was all from last year>why are you talking like a woman?I'm not talking like a woman, what do you mean?
>>34810349Because he’s a fag brownoid
>>34810356>I'm not talking like a woman, what do you mean?Nta, “my legs are fat and gross”
>>34810356Only Foids self harm on their thighs.Spiritually you are trans
State GenderWould you date someone with self harm scars given they don't cut anymore?
>>34810356>that was all from last yearOh, so have you ever looked into scar healing treatments?You might not be able to eliminate them but maybe make them less noticeable >I'm not talking like a woman>my legs are fat and grosskek
all atoga men do is jerk off and bait on atogado they even have jobs?
Femanons, would you prefer to be an unicorn or an unicorn hunter?
>>34810370MYeah
>>34810370MI guess I would, if they managed to deal with whatever it is that made them do it.
>>34810370Not gross ones like anon.
>>34810370FI have yeah
>>34810370>Would you date someone with self harm scars given they don't cut anymore?M. I am doing so, yes.
>>34810365I'm not allowed to be insecure? >>34810369I have some on my bicep too and even if I didn't I'm not spiritually trans, what the fuck?
>>34810302>or he sucksHe does. Skillfully.
>>34810371>so have you ever looked into scar healing treatments?not yet.>kekfuck off>>34810382:(
>>34810388>I'm not allowed to be insecure? Not if you want to be a man
>>34810376No, they don’t
>>34810244At hobbies like everybody else
>>34810391ok so what about those men that go to the gym? they are clearly inscure
>>34810397What hobbies?
>>34810390>fuck offAwww dont get upsetIm just teasing you.You'd think your body would've built up some thicker skin since last year lol In seriousness I really hope the rest of this year goes good for you. Im glad to hear you are doing better. Lastly, please forgive your dad. Not for his sake but for your own healing.
>>34810398>those guys that are better than me in every way…THEY’RE the ones that are insecureThis is such cope
Men with molestable bodies
>>34810331>brown
>>34810398nta but dont be obtuse anon. Working on your insecurities in a productive way is clearly superior to self destructive habits
>>34810331Just become a femboy at this point
>>34810404Please define the parameters
>>34810376>pls be employedNo
Good afternoon to white guys who weigh less than their girlfriends
>>34810400>Im just teasing you.oh ok lolmy life is better since last year at least. >forgiveI never understood why people think this helps anyone, the damage is already done that won't fix anything. >>34810403that's not what I meant retard, I'm saying that at the beginning they must've been insecure of being out of shape>>34810405YES ANON I'm very aware that I'm brown I hate it too you don't have to point it out
>>34810404Are you auntie enough to try? You think you can tame and handle us?
>>34810406no I get that but that's not my point, I'm saying those people were insecure at some point that's why they worked on it, but that anon said that if you're inscure you're not a man
>>34809465nc, maleim autistic so i can sense it pretty wellgood i thinkpretty good, its usually the shoulders, hands, or wrists that i notice firstvery good
>>34810408why? what does that have to do with anything?
>>34810404no such thing in this thread
[State Gender]Which Clique did you belong to IRL?Which would you choose if you could?Which Clique would your ideal bf/gf belong to?
>>34810414>I'm saying that at the beginning they must've been insecure of being out of shapeUnlike you, the average person doesn’t spend all their time hating themselves.>I feel pretty good about myself; i’d like to feel even betterThis is what normal people are like. I bet you’re also the type that think that only depressed people like to have a drink.
>>34810426i was tight with everybody back in highschool, the blacks, russians, indians, asians. we didnt really have cliques like that in my school because it was an inner city hood prison school
>>34810426MI like to think I was a floater/normalfag, but I had quite an overlap with brainers, gamers, and maybe loners
>>34810426>[State Gender]M>Which Clique did you belong to IRL?Stoner/Burnout>Which would you choose if you could?Normal/Floater>Which Clique would your ideal bf/gf belong to?The Brains/Overachievers
>>34810427but you admit that a man can be insecure then?and I don't spend all the time hating myself>but self harmthat was last year.>I bet you’re also the type that think that only depressed people like to have a drink.how would I know? I don't drink
Why do men fear just being nice and sweetwhy is smiling or being a good fucking person some traumatizing chore for you
>>34810376no I like to draw :3
>>34810435>how would I know?Then how would you know that people who enjoy improving themselves are insecure?
>>34810426FI was a floater before high school.During I sat with the stoners/burnouts at lunch if I was in the cafeteria.>which clique would your ideal bf/gf belong toConsidering it's been 15 years I don't think it matters. I probably wouldn't vibe with someone who was popular in high school though.
>>34810437it gives women the ick
>>34810437I can do that but it's boring
>>34810440idk but that's the reason I'm doing it
>>34810437im autistic and am bad at smiling. i just have a blank look on my face. outside when i feel like really really happy or find something really funny i have to make a conscious effort to smile
>>34810442this is such a fucking lie you just keep repeating to justify emotional abuse and using women for sex, just shut the fuck up already.
>>34810448You should try emotional abuse. It's a lot of fun.
>>34810445No shit. But the average person doesn’t hate themselves like you do.
>>34810448my emotional abuse is doing iron man numbers and I don't care anymore
>>34810448You’re gaslighting me
>>34810448I'm the one being abusive? my ex was the one that was abusive fuck you
men/women of atoga, what were your experiences dating autistic men/women?
>>34810448Thank you for proving my point.
>>34810456Didn’t you know? Men bad, women victim.
>>34810458MaleThey're absolute sweethearts
>>34810452You've never touched a woman that consented, stfu larper.
>>34810451how am I supposed to not hate myself when everyone also hated me growing up?
>>34810426I was a gamer geek and then later as my depression intensified I withdrew and became more of a loner. Seems silly to call loners a clique though.
>>34810437I'm not going to mask for you
>>34810458No experiences but i saw the matan even episode with an autistic guy.If i had an autistic gf, i could spend hours mispronouncing a word on purpose only to have her correct me.
>>34810466Definitely not emo…
https://youtu.be/dUsg669i79A
>>34810465>You've never touched a woman that consented, stfu larper.She didn't need to consent I AM the consent
>>34810474
>>34810426MI guess I was a loner, and started getting into a gamer group in the later years.>Which would you choose if you could?Mabe brains or goths>Which Clique would your ideal bf/gf belong to?Same
>>34810472I'm not
>>34810437Because I get treated as nonexistat anyway, so genuine niceness gets harder and harder to muster.
>>34810448Thank you for proving my point. >>34810459My man.
>>34810437I'm nice and sweet to my friend
one of life's strangest mysteries is when you give the incel/femcel a chance they turn out to be amazing bfs/gfs and their desire to please wasn't performative it turned out to be the real deal the whole time
If you were about to die and only had time to listen to one more song, what would you choose?NOTE: If the song is longer than 2 hours you drop dead at the 2 hour mark, so no "hurr durr this Bull of Heaven song lets me live 3 quadrillion more years".
>>34810497the entertainer
>>34810497I've been obsessed with this song lately so I'll choose this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88oxXNtUpJ4
>>34810497Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcSvMFm2ABE
time for a cigarette :3
>>34810497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFeUko-lQHg
My b.o smells like a cheap pizza today
>>34810497Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0&list=RD_B0CyOAO8y0&start_radio=1
>>34810507icky
>>34810497Just get it over with. No songs. I've already listened too much music.
>>34810331rapeable
>>34810497I don't think I'd be worrying about music at that point. I'd be panicking.
>>34810511*blows smoke in u r direction* >:3
>>34810510Nta but this is a great answer
>>34810516ACK!!!!!!i hate cigarettes but i find women who smoke them to be aesthetically pleasing but then when i want to kiss and smooch her mouth tastes like an ashtray
>deleted my porn folder because I started dating a girl i really liked>including stuff from 10+ years ago that no longer exists online>she dumps me>grieve over her>grieve over my rare lost porn>digging through my old 4chan folder weeks later>find an untitled folder>it's my porn folder from ages agobros... there is a god...
>>34810518Thanks, I'm getting into sanctioned buffonery lately to see if I find life more fun or enjoyable.
>>34810510based
>>34810194It is. I usually have sunglasses on my head as a blonde in a beach city.
>>34810521yeah what I did when I had a gf was move my porn folder to an external harddrive and stored it somwhere.that harddrive is only getting destroyed after we date for at least a year, won't look at it of course (because that would be cheating) but I'm not getting rid of it until I know she is the one
>>34810230Yes. I am funny.>>34810231Because her boyfriend is probably a bitch and butthurt that she's gonna run for prez and want to get married so he'll be first moid.
>>34810497>If you were about to die and only had time to listen to one more song, what would you choose?https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8?is=NKd1ED0samrZ4pbG
I just noticed my arms are getting muscular and gross
This sounds counter intuitive. But the best way a guy can prove he is not a creep and that he can treat women like human beings. Is to ask out a woman in whatever social circle he's in and be cool with it when she rejects him. This is like the number one way a man can prove his trustworthiness.
>>34810525Lol, thanks.
>>34810448>this is such a fucking lieIt's not tho? If you treat women like a friend, they're going to see you as a friend. That's not saying you have to be an asshole, but most women already have enough niceness around them and crave someone that excites them.>>34810497>If you were about to die and only had time to listen to one more song, what would you choose?La Cantata del Diablohttps://youtu.be/rGfhJkTL8cMIf I'm dying, it's to a fucking power ballad.
Imagining having kids with this
>>34810535>men should be required to go through a humiliation ritualNah, i don’t give a shit what you think of me. I’m still gonna get laid.
>>34810535its so easy not to put pussy on a pedestal (thats fo rlater when youre dating seriously/engaged/marry)
why do women enjoy teasing you until you get all flustered?
>>34810535Assuming men even have a social circle in the first place. Most dudes i know are fundamentally lonely
>>34810545It’s a test of getting you to tell her ‘no’.
>>34810545>why do women enjoy teasing you until you get all flustered?because they feast on our emotions like succubi, they know we are all hard and rough but they tease or nag to make us leak and emotion and they lap it up like a woodpecker drills a tree for sap
>>34810545They want to see if you have thick skin and can defend yourself. Its a way to test you in a socially acceptable way. If you succeed in showing your manliness she feels secure and more comfortable in being vulnerable around you
>>34810545It's an ego thing. If she can get you flustered it makes her feel attractive and maybe powerful.
ladies, how do i convey my fetish for marking/being marked with hickeys and bite marks without specifically asking? it's really really exciting when its spontaneous
>>34810298Which one
>>34810370Ya
>>34810549>>34810553>>34810555women are scary.>>34810554I have to keep this in mind next time
>>34810555>If she can get you flustered it makes her feel attractive and maybe powerful.No, it’s similar to what anon said >>34810554 It’s low-level, low-consequence testing.
>>34810370nc, maleit depends, can i play connect the dots with them/use them as targets to coom on?
>>34810557the fat fetishist
>>34810564what does nc stand for?
>>34810541>Imagining having kids with this>Anon…>Look at me. This dress. This church. This ring.>A year ago I was still screaming about the green new deal and endless political fights. I thought family and faith were distractions.>You didn’t shout me down. You just kept asking questions I couldn’t answer until I saw that the ideology I’d built my life around was a cage—keeping women like me childless, rootless, and permanently angry.>So I walked away from the cameras and the party. Now I’m here, about to marry a man like you .. who leads instead of lectures, choosing Christian marriage, children, and a real future over election cycles.>You saved me from a life of politics and gave me a happy ever after I didn’t know I was allowed to want.>Thank you, anon. I love you.
>>34810569im being glib and interpreting "state gender" as asking for my state and also my gender as opposed to just "say your gender"
>>34810561Women arent scary they are just different. It's like going to Japan as an American and asking for a Cheeseburger 'n fries. Its a fundamental difference that you have to overcome if you want to stay. For women that means playing the game if you want a relationship.
>>34810556I like this too and most people are hesitant to leave them without express permission. Tell her you don't mind and then show with your reaction rather than telling if you really don't want to jus ask.>>34810563I was giving my own motivation...I am a woman. I think you're thinking of the wrong kind of teasing. It's flirting not purposely ragebaiting a guy to see if he throws a tantrum. You don't need to test for that just observe them in different environments.
>>34809460do wymen get aroused during blowjob?
>>34810541Which one? The Puerto Rican or the ugly ginger?>>34810570Bewbeez>>34810577>do wymen get aroused during blowjob?Yeah, it's like how you get hungry while cooking.
>>34810563Its honestly a little remarkable once you notice the reasoning behind the tests. It definitely gave me an appreciation to the tests that I didn't have before. Honestly I think in schools there needs to be an opposite genders study. So that people can understand this stuff better
>>34810575Look, women test without even know they’re testing. The same way they are manipulative without consciously trying to manipulate. The teasing you’re talking about is just begging for attention, and trying to provoke a response. Yes, it’s part of the mating game, but the mating game itself is all about tests.
>>34810561>women are scary.only during the first three girlfriends you get, after you been put through the gauntlet you stop being scared of them and you just realize their whole thing is they tug on your heart like it were a sleeve to get you to care for them in some particular way, depending on the girl. By that point you can engage with women with much clearer eyes and you can see which girl is which personality wise and you choose which girl you want
If you get a crush while in a relationship is it better or worse if the crush is "worse"? Say smaller boobs/less hips if female or shorter if male.
This is my favourite local indie cinema, it has a working 35mm projector and plenty of free parking nearby.
>>34810586sorry but small boobs are a good thing
>>34810584nta but she has a point there's a different type of teasing that isn't testing it's more like a bit of emotional sparring, rough flirting or whatever, it's where you deliberately frustrated or fluster each other in a tactful but boundary pushing way, it shows each other that you are capable at identifying each others boundaries and exercising willingness to pull punches and smoothing things over subtly
FUCK I NEED MORE ATTENTION
why not just tease them back? i like to grab em, pin em, and then tickle them and if im in the mood i start humping her and then we get freaky, its a pretty good system
>>34810580>KorrasamiAre you a lesbian?
>>34810575>You don't need to test for that just observe them in different environments.nta but then why do women still choose men that explode when they are faced with minor inconveniences?I always assumed its cause they didn't ragebait the guy before hand to know thats how they'd react.
>>34810591Hence…a test.
wait I have a question, women why do some of you (if not all of you) enjoy biting people
>>34810584>I understand your motivations better than you do What a boring take. I'm not even going to argue there's no point. It makes me wonder if you're doing the toddler thing where you assume everyone else thinks the way you do and knows what you know.
>>34810565The world would benefit from more femanons like her. God speed.
>>34810580The ginger obviouslyI have already imagined impregnating AOC plentyAnd she wouldn't need the freeze her eggs with me
>>34810595Women by their nature are desperate for a dominant male. With so many guys being emotionally pussies, they’ll take any semblance of manhood they can get.
i feel sick. atoga can you come ovcer and take careo fme for a day or two
>>34810600no I think her fetish is concerning (no offence) but I like that she is skinny
>>34810597i don't. i think women are probably more likely to bite than throw a punch when compared to men.
>>34810599Yes, a man will be able to understand women better than they can understand themselves.
>>34810595I will admit to fucking up with the first one but I learned my lesson there. No more wall punchers. With a guy like that you don't have to do anything at all just watch him. Something else will set him off. Why put myself in the line of fire if a minor inconvenience that has nothing to do with me can show me what I need to know?
>>34810597People or their guy?
>>34810596Nah because tests are boring, that's more like play that you learn from. More of a exercise than a test. It usually follows a formula of she throws stereotypical insuations at you with some pretend-mean girl flare, like poking at your height or guessing your dick is small, and so you fire back at her with pretend ego, but also imply she isn't up to the challenge or isn't 'all that', then it's back and forth doing that and it becomes clear you aren't mocking each other you're mocking the stereotypes or masks people wear in the dating game and through that you build mutual trust and comfort very fast through a volley of laughter
>>34810597Cuteness aggression
>>34810613You are describing being tested. They’re not doing it consciously, but that’s what it is.
>>34810593That's what they're trying to get you to do.The rest of you please take notes this is a normal human response.
>>34810604Emotional maturity in men is certainly at an all time low. Are there really so few of them that women are just forced to choose between Emotionally immature men or Emotionally abusive men? That seems dumb. How do you even solve that issue?
>>34810612uh people she likes I guess.>>34810614ah that makes sense
>>34810618>You are describing being tested. They’re not doing it consciously, but that’s what it is.Well if that's true maybe we test them too in our own way, because we can extrapolate data as well doing that social dance with them, like figuring out if she is mentally ill or genuinely a bitch or not
>>34810594First day in atoga?
>>34810613This isn't what I was describing at all. Guessing a guy's dick is small even as a joke is a great way to get him to kick you out and never talk to you again are you insane. That's just straight up disrespectful that's not flirty teasing.
>>34810621>Emotional maturityThis is just horseshit vaginal psychobabble.
if I was a girl I would be a giant slut
>>34810611Then genuine question, how do you know you won't choose that man again?Like fundamentally what's changed about you to make you into the person who chooses partners that truly love you for you
>>34810621What even is an emotionally mature man?
This is a weird question for me to ask as an american but for all the non americans here, do you look forward to the collapse of the United States? like I know Mexico and Canada hate our guts but knowing all of Europe now wants us gone made me wonder if there's any country left on the planet who actually still likes us.
genderfavorite plant? what's a cool plant i don't know
>>34810622>uh people she likes I guess.It’s an expression of him being stronger and more powerful than her, which she wants and likes. One of mine used to tug my arm hairs. It’s all the same thing.
>>34810627>Guessing a guy's dick is small even as a joke is a great way to get him to kick you out and never talk to you again are you insane. That's just straight up disrespectful that's not flirty teasing.I've had girls do that and I found it to be funny and wasn't up my own ass about it. If a grown man is still hung up over his own dick size, whether it's pathetically worrying over being small or being big headed over being large it really should the woman he's still emotionally stunted.
>>34810634No. It'll destabilise the world even more.
unironically im a grower and not a shower, how do i convince women im not full of shit
>>34810641make your dick grow when its time? i dont see how this is a problem unless you're dating not nice people. what is there a dick inspection or something before it gets hard?
>>34810629Lmao its just a changing of language and how we use words.Same thing with PTSD and Shell Shock.Men have always had a word for growing up and not acting like a perpetual childBeing a man means dealing with stress and not letting it affect you to the point you start lashing out at others. Id call that being emotionally mature. By having that word it let's us talk about the subject more abstractly. Which in turn leads to new ideas which helps us have more productive conversations
>>34810631Well for one I'm not 18 any more. I've learned some things, had some experiences. >who chooses partners that truly love you for you This is impossible to know before choosing to attempt a relationship with someone unless you were friends first. I'm just talking about noping out when I see evidence of anger issues that might be a problem for me.
I went outside today. It was okay. I wasn't bothered by the fact I was alone, for the first time in a long while. Still wish I had someone to share these things with. But it was nice to go outside and not be on the verge of a panic attack.
>>34810635MRafflesia, I think
>>34810641When you get to the point of clothes coming of, it doesn’t matter. With pics only, never send flaccid pics, no matter which you are.
>>34810437Because most people aren’t nice or sweet. It’s hard to be that way. As well, most people are overwhelmingly cretinous creatures who are stuck in a child-like mental state where they only react to stimuli in ways that garner what they consider positive attention to themselves. A principled man is excessively rare
>>34810638Then like 95% of men are emotionally stunted? Idk it feels like calling a girl crazy to me. It's just rude.
>>34810632>What even is an emotionally mature man?One who places things like fear, anxiety, worry, grief, anger, etc in their proper places. Women are the first big filter truthfully. The emotionally mature man doesn't see women as a reason for any of the above because at that point he's been around problems in life there are actually worth his concern. Normally people say males will reach this naturally as they age, and that's partially true but the full truth is it requires general life experience overall & age to internalize shit.
>>34810645>But it was nice to go outside and not be on the verge of a panic attack.Good job Anon, whatever you did to achieve that.
>>34810643Are there any women who are emotionally mature then?
>>34810635MI saw a lot of these in southwestern Texas a couple months ago and thought they were cool: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agave_americanaOtherwise wisteria and Joshua trees are my all time favorites
>>34810634I don't look forward to it, but I think it's becoming more and more likely. And as much catastrophic consequences it will have, I think watching it first hand will be something special.
>>34810632A man who stands firm in his values. Not allowing the world to blow him around. He is proactive and stays away from things that are wrong. Lastly he's always moving forward never allowing himself to stagnate. Improving himself and the lives of those around him.
it looks like once again my completelly innocent post sparked an argument between two anons, sorry
Phew what a day. Love hanging out with my dad.
>>34810649>Then like 95% of men are emotionally stunted? Idk it feels like calling a girl crazy to me. It's just rude.Probably depends on where you meet the men, but apparently dick measuring contests are wide spread now so maybe it is more dire than before. In the past men left that sword comparison shit behind in high school, I have no clue what the men today are thinking. If a guy is dwelling on his dick like that non-stop its a big tell that most of his activities or thoughts revolve around his dick
Is true it takes women extremely long to become fully aroused?Like if they see Chris Hemsworth's abs it take them a solid 30 minutes from seeing the picture for them to be aroused enough for penetration?
>>34810641Most are growers. We expect it. >convince women I'm not full of shit Uhh, in what way? They'll be convinced when they see it and if you're bragging about it beforehand that's a huge red flag for "not actually big." Does more harm than good.
>>34810659my dad makes me uncomfortable
>>34810635MTomatoes
>>34810656It’s amazing to me that the ideal male, the ubermensch, is now the bare minimum.
>>34810661Depends on my mood. Could take 3 minutes or not even be possible that day because I don't feel good and have shit on my mind.
>>34810658Sound like you're doing something right.
>>34810644>Friends firstSo wouldn't the logical conclusion be to only date friends?I know there is a meme about friendzoning but personally I've only dated women I've been friends with. Its definitely had its own set of challenges but overall I've found it more emotionally rewarding
>>34810646i wish i could've discovered that flower, wow. imagine being the first person to see that. i love the description on wikipedia>Here I rejoice to tell you I happened to meet with what I consider as the greatest prodigy of the vegetable world. I had ventured some way from the party, when one of the Malay servants came running to me ... To tell you the truth, had I been alone, and had there been no witnesses, I should, I think, have been fearful of mentioning the dimensions of this flower, so much does it exceed every flower I have seen or heard of.so cool. also i guess that's where the pokemon got its design>>34810653the flower stalk is really pretty, cool. oh ya joshua trees are cool i like them a lot. wisterias are gorgeous too.>>34810659<3 lovely>>34810664cool. any specific tomato?
>>34810661Yes, if you look under their hair at the back of their head there's a little light that turns from orange to green when they've looked at Chris Hemsworth enough to have sex.
>>34810672Ehh the red ones?
>>34810634Yes, I don't personally hate america, and for my country the end of american presence is fairly neutral, but the US empire is itself a cancer that needs to die
>>34810660Who says they're dwelling in it non stop? If someone called my boobs saggy it would hurt my feelings even though it's true. Some things you just don't say. It's not polite. If sph is your thing do your thing but don't tell me I should be using calling guys dicks small as a test I'll get punched in the face.
>>34810674lolll fiiiiine
>>34810670this happens way too often and that's never my intention :(
>>34810672Passionate people are genuinely so annoying
>>34810570Good one
when i hear of couples having pregnancy scares i honestly feel a bit of schadenfreude
>>34810632as a man myself i consider emotional maturity to be these:1) able to handle your own insecurities well without letting them run wild2) being willing to handle having uncomfortable conversations while not getting overly defensive3) being polite4) understanding that not every action requires a reaction>>34810662honestly i just get a little anxious when they see it for the first time but then im like popeye after he eats the spinach so i guess its ok
>>34810680Cool haha
>>34809460How common is it for women to remove facial hair and what method are commonly used.Just saw a woman who from a distance was kind of cute but then as you got closer you saw a full blown moustache (light brown) like her hair
>>34810652Yes but as with men they are built not born into this world. The issue is that there isn't a great process currently to turn boys into men or girls into women. We are letting society do it and its turning boys into nice guys and women into male hating feminists. That has to stop
>>34810671No that seems very limiting.I'm not going to say yes to a complete stranger either but I've had better luck with acquaintances than friends. Friends have this idea of how it's going to go in their head and get mad at you when you don't adhere to the fantasy. An acquaintance knows enough to be interested beyond looks, but not enough to know whether they love you or not and I think that's fine. When you were friends first I think there's this added pressure to not ruin it because your friendship is forever fucked now and it makes it tense and weird.
>>34810682why? you can join us JOIN US ONE OF US ONE OF US JOIN THE SWARM
>>34810570Pretty sure she said she really wanted to homestead
>>34810679>Who says they're dwelling in it non stop?If someone called my boobs saggy it would hurt my feelings even though it's true. Some things you just don't say. It's not polite. If sph is your thing do your thing but don't tell me I should be using calling guys dicks small as a test I'll get punched in the face.I got no clue what your age bracket is or where you live or where you're picking the men to choose from but sounds to me like you've got shit pickings. You shouldn't have to worry about getting punched in the face by a full grown man over banter, that was never the norm when I was dating as a guy myself. Anyway doesn't have to be a dick taunt, just any sort of playful taunt at his masculinity and then he fires back at your femininity and the whole song and dance is to reveal you're both not neurotic or up your own ass and can laugh at yourselves. It's a quick way to filter for high value candidates
I don’t understand how you guys are 30 year olds and still don’t understand basic high school courting processes
>>34810681What better outcome could there be than sparking a passionate discussion?
>>34810687I pluck a couple mole hairs but I don't have PCOS and I'm not Mediterranean so I don't have dark facial hair. So idk.
>>34810666Why dont we make it the bare minimum?Im trying to bring heaven down to earth.There isn't any time for doubters in the Fifth Reich
I am such a girlboss of a 29 year old man
>>34810696makes me feel guilty :( like when my mom and dad argued when I was a kid
>>34810692Because you’re like an annoying retarded child that I never asked for and someone didn’t discipline you enough. You have no grace or sense of regality and insist on raping me with your spastic nonsense
>>34810695I never figured it out in high school, and since then I've had little opportunity to change that. I'm retarded basically, and getting worse all the time.
>>34810694I still disagree. When I tease someone I'm using observations I made specifically about them and things I like about them. What you're describing is basically generic bullying. I have no interest in that.
>>34810695um but I just turned 27
>>34810695I know how to court women I just don't feel like it.
I think I'm going to replay sonic 4, i remember liking that game
>>34810703>I still disagree. When I tease someone I'm using observations I made specifically about them and things I like about them. What you're describing is basically generic bullying. I have no interest in that.It's not bullying though, bullying requires apriori knowledge of someone's faults. The reason I never got ruffled over a girl teasing about dick size is because she never saw my dick, that's how I knew she was playing. Likewise I had no clue about how she was in bed, that how she knew I was just playing. Just for the sake of my own curiosity, you from America? Might explain why banter is probably an unholy practice lol
we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectivelyi know nobody cares but ive heavily been considering going severe ascetic mode and getting rid of literally everything i own. everything. just keeping the clothes on my back and walking.because i understand i am the universe so nothing can really hurt me it can only feel like it. spirit over matter. matter is spirit. i must walk away from it all. well...maybe i will keep my phone for music
>>34810706Yeah sure man
>>34810707Lol don't
>>34810707Why not start with the og?
>>34810604>>34810621>women demand traits in men that they themselves do not have and never will haveWoman's desire for masculinity is to find an 'other' that will compensate for her character flaws and her weakness on top of his own.
>>34810712Before you kill yourself xfer me your rs3 bank thanks
>>34810712I don't understand how your conclusion follow from your premise. But do what makes you happy.
>>34810711Banter is acceptable. I call men dorks all the time. Insulting your partner or prospective partner's physical form is in bad taste.
>>34810691Yeah I understand that line of reasoning. Personally I think men have a much looser definition of friendship. So what you might see as an acquaintance we'd call friend. Also how are you meeting these acquaintances?Most of the time I'd meet the opposite gender from a friend but when id try to flirt with them the original friend would get upset. Usually cause they didn't want to mess up group dynamics
>>34810712The simple fact we don't enjoy the same music makes your hypothesis wrong.
Chat, what's your favorite comfort rightwing media?For me, it's Space King right now.https://youtu.be/_vl0HF949Ys
>>34810714no it's gonna be fun!>>34810715I played those a couple of months ago
>>34810727I try not to follow any wing media.
>>34810651I leaned a little more into being awkward. Like I wasn't trying as hard to appear "normal" or "chill", which felt a lot more freeing.
>>34810727>retarded twitter christcuck screencaprope yourself
Both gendersIs amogus still funny?
>>34810727It’s amazing that they can even transmute politics into marketing and finance nonsense
>>34810723>when id try to flirt with them the original friend would get upsetWomen don't do this unless they want the guy for themselves or he's the loadstone of the group and isn't disposable. I haven't dated much in the last 10 years I kind of stopped having friends. Last guy I met through my mom.
>>34810722>Banter is acceptable. I call men dorks all the time. Insulting your partner or prospective partner's physical form is in bad taste.Different strokes different folks I suppose. Would you really enjoy a man who can't take a joke at penis size though? You don't see that as a sign of brittle masculinity?
>>34810716Couldn't you say the same thing in reverse?Most men are looking for women with traits they dont have and never will.The point as far as I understood relationships was to compliment each other's strengths while compensating for their weaknesses.
A lot of you are only children and it shows
Om the street if a man is walking towards me and is taking up too much pavement I wont move. If a woman is doing that I will step to the side. Love women.
>>34810719im not going to give you my rs3 bank because im not killing myselfalso if i were to kill myself the world would literally end so be careful with what you say
>>34810736>Would you really enjoy a man who can't take a joke at penis size though? Why would I even joke about it in the first place? I would not want a man who wants me to joke about his penis being small that's for sure. I'd rather he have hurt feelings than THAT. It's how he handles the hurt feelings that's the important part. If he calmly asks me not to go there that's a good response that I'd want him to have. But that response makes it clear the dick joke bothered him. Being bothered isn't the issue. It's flying into a rage or crying that's a problem.
>>34810742If you had a child and you died would the World still end?
>>34810742Yeah yeah just give me your shit before the acid fully melts your brain and you forget your password, I’m trying to buy a scythe I mean, you is me is I is moving funds from the YouI to the IYou
>>34810736Nta, anon-bros, as an aside, if a chick keeps talking about your dick, point out to her how much she’s thinking about your dick.
>>34810739A LoT oF yOu ArE oNLy CHilDrEn aNd iT sHowSNeeener-neener neeener!!!
>>34810735Im talking about women im friends with that know other women. Storytime: I will admit I had a bad time once where I dated a girl my sister was friends with. It didn't go great and we split up. My sister couldn't really be as close with her anymore so she got pissed. It ruined our friend group and it took years before I could build back up the relationship with my sister
>>34810739LALALALALALALALALALAALLLaaaa
>>34810687>How common is it for women to remove facial hair and what method are commonly usedPretty common, even amongst my white friends. I'm South Asian, so I've got to keep on top of it regularly. Common methods include waxing, IPL/laser, shaving, plucking or threading the eyebrows, bleaching the hair is common too.
>>34810737>The point as far as I understood relationships was to compliment each other's strengths while compensating for their weaknesses.Ideally it would be, but in reality it's not even close to an equal complementary pairing. You have women who reserve the right to be emotional, vulnerable, weak, childish (that's just femininity!) talking about how men aren't emotionally mature enough if they're closed off or prone to anger, you've got women demanding men who provide and "take responsibility" for everything while they can barely explain what they provide to men in return.
>>34810739Supersonic, idiotic, brain infested, disconnected, dumbo
>>34810750>that know other women Gotcha . I was talking about how it works for me, women not guarding male friends from other women. They'll guard female ones. The male friends are more disposable as far as group dynamics go. She's not going to risk losing a core member on YOU is what she's telling you essentially.
>>34810746yes lol. everything is me so if i end it the world resets.t. remembers past lives
Why do girls run away when I try to grab them
>>34810758Everything is you so you can xfer me your rs3 stuff because you’re not losing it because I am You therefore it’s just putting a cup in a different cupboard, capiche?
So, wait, this movie is just a bunch of gross jokes about dudes getting raped on their vacation? What the fuck were people in 2004 thinking?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woQNcQlehxA
>>34810759You’ve got greasy hands
>>34810739Chat, what did she mean by that?
>>34810745>I would not want a man who wants me to joke about his penis being small that's for sure. I'd rather he have hurt feelings than THAT.Lmao no, of course not that would be a weird fetish retard. I'm not saying the man should want it, rather a man who has good composure would show he is unphased by the provocation. And a man of great composure would fire back with tactful humour.>If he calmly asks me not to go there that's a good response that I'd want him to have. But that response makes it clear the dick joke bothered him.Sure that's mature and nice and stoic and clear cut and all, but where's the fun? Or the light heartedness or the display of authentic confidence? Anyway we are probably fixating on the dick example too long, I might've dragged the point on a tad but that's due to me being baffled at the state of men's dick insecurities in 2026 porn has really done a number on our boys psychologically. If you got better ways to navigate and test for playfulness and confidence go for that then
>>34810761>lucy lawless dominatrixPeak
>>34810759
>>34810758Why do some people get shit like this from taking mushrooms but all I got was swirly wood grain. I wish to transcend but any time I take a hallucinogen I am merely reminded of how I'm trapped within my physical body.
>>34810695I'm not 30, I'm over 100. I worked on Howard Taft's re election campaign, that's how old I am.
>>34810770>how come I don’t get psychosis :(You’re a different strain of retard
>>34810770Ego death is not all it’s cracked up to be.
>>34810767You've dragged it out long enough that I'm convinced it's a fetish thing for you.He can be lighthearted and display confidence just fine without me having to insult his dick.
>>34810695The basic problem is that I would have to be around a woman i don't knowEven the few male friends I had came from forced interactions over a long periodThere's nothing forcing me to interact with single women
>>34810753But why wouldnt women get inflated egos in today's society?Other women are gassing them up at every opportunity And dudes are paying them for just existing. Its no surprise that they ask for the moon. They've been taught they deserve it and men are constantly trying to give it to them
What am I? Chopped Liver?
i feel really sick today i hope everyone else is not. take care of yourselves
>>34810781I don't believe it's that simple at allwomen don't actually like men that worship them, hence why they seek out "exciting" men instead
>>34810775If a placebo makes you feel better is it really a placebo?>>34810776Probably not I guess I just wish I felt something on ketamine other than nauseous. I genuinely don't understand how this stuff is supposed to cure depression.
Well, it finally happened. I got fired for blow drying my penis and testicles with the hand dryer in the lad's washroom. Pray for me, brothers and sisters. Heal these demons out.
>>34810760yes you are literally correct. but here's your mistake. you think i care about rs3 in the slightest. i do not. i have deleted many a runescape character. i simply do not feeling like taking the time to give you everything. too much time and energy.>>34810770you didn't do enough
>>34810778>You've dragged it out long enough that I'm convinced it's a fetish thing for youThen you may want to brush up on your reads, that's not my wheelhouse femanon. >He can be lighthearted and display confidence just fine without me having to insult his dick.What signs do you hope to see that signal confidence when you're looking at prospective men?
>>34810788realcebotrueceboahahahaaha
>>34810786i hope you feel better soon <3
>>34810790>didn't do enough I tried to do more on 2 occasions but puked instead. My body refuses to let go my mind is stuck in there.
If you are ever butchered for food by a species that feasts on human beings, which part of your body do you hope they will enjoy eating most? I always thought that maybe they would boil my feet, like chicken feet in stew, and eat all the gristle off my toes and heel.
>>34810788>makes you feel better What part of “I am shedding all material possessions and walking into the wilderness” made you think “damn this guy has it going on bruh he’s good as hell”
>>34810757Oh okay that makes sense.Well it was nice making your acquaintance femanon.>stopped having friends. Last guy I met through my mom.Well if you'd ever like to not be friendless im free to hang.
It’s better if I imagine that she doesn’t miss me at all
>>34810739I have a brother actually, I'm taller and skinnier than him even though he is older than me and my hair looks better
>>34810797Nta, I’ve seen the movie already
>>34810796I'd hope they'd choke and die on my balls.
>>34810799Its better if you take some time to heal and remember you are worthy of love
>>34810798…smooth. Kek
hi moids hru
>>34810799no contact from her means it's easier to move on. it's far worse if she sees you as a friend and reaches out to you as such but refuses to see you as a lover.
>>34810793thanks, i rly hope its nothing too serious
>>34810799It’s a mixed bag.
>>34810791I'll list a few but there's plenty more.He doesn't tell white lies, freely admits when he doesn't know something instead of making up something he thinks sounds logical, isn't reactive to insults from people who don't matter, isn't bothered by needing to ask for assistance.If he doesn't like the way I flirt by insulting things about him I find endearing he should tell me that and I'll stop. I don't HAVE to do that in a relationship and I don't think less of someone who doesn't like it.
I thought having a job sucked but this money thing is pretty damn good.
>>34810803I'm already doing that as we speak. You are balls deep down my throat, and your hairy testicles are brushing up against my lips as your penis makes me choke.
>>34810811Brats are so annoying
Went on a date last week with a dude in his 30s and we hit it off great. Ended the date with a really nice hug and both of us saying we'd gladly have a second date. Texted a bit throughout the week afterwards. When I tried setting up a day to meet up again he changed the subject and his messages to me went from being paragraphs to short, uninterested sounding little notes. All that this could mean is that it's so over right? I'm quite sad about it because he was a cool guy when we met.
>>34810811Dudes will read this and incorporate it into their flowchart
>>34810806hello fat fetishist, I'm doing fine today hbu?
>>34809015I'm still alive (for better or worse), just on a beach vacation for another two weeks before I have to return to bongland for work>>34809017Nah, I haven't been posting at all as of late>>34809018I'm not really any more stable desu, I just changed up my lifestyle and got soberHope you all have been doing well and having a nice summer!
>>34810809i hope so too!! look after yourself and talk to a professional if youre worried
>>34810813NtaIs this faggotpostingI am not following the thread
>>34810813Enjoy.
>>34810818o_o.. fine, altho a lil creeped out
>>34810816How much older is he?
>>34810797That guy was schizo before the shroomsHe is an outlier and shouldn't be included in the data lol.>>34810798I'm good thanks. You were polite about it so I appreciate the sentiment even if you are being a little cheeky.
>>34810816If gays don’t fuck on the first date, there’s not going to be a second
Entire communities are dying of their own self-destruction. But then, they were only imagined communities anyway. They were simply built on shared norms, which aren't real. If you unpack the narrative of shared history, it's all irrelevant anyway.
>>34810828I don get it.
>>348108252 years older, 34M 32F
>>34810827This is also my rule, M, when I date women. I never follow up with women who don't at least suggest sex on the first date.
>>34810806Ronery
>>34810805Im not the best, but im trying.Im sick and tired of not hanging out with people.I dont know why but its like I woke up and realized I dont want to die by self-isolation anymoreDoes that make sense or am I going schizo?Cause I always thought I was an introvert but im realizing Im just a shit extrovert
>>34810822There's a lot that you aren't following.
>>34810830Woah I bet you both know about Woodstock lol
>>34810811Ouch that's a tall order, doable but that'll require a wing and a prayer for a few of those. They're all great signs to want to see but you're aware you just hit at the jugular of almost all men there right?White lies is a man's version of make-up, something a lot of us do especially when younger and under performance anxiety. Making stuff up to mask ignorance, that's a competency insecurity that comes to us from our competition with other men. And isn't reactive to insults from people who don't matter, that's just our built in catharsis seeking to find an outlet for anger, it's half the reason why the guys here tell each other to rope or call each other faggots over insane topics. It's a release valve for that male energy. Isn't bothered to ask for assistance, yeah admittedly that's a big one as well men are famous for not wanting to ask for help because our built in pride necessitates we figure it out ourselves.Would you be expecting he have none of this or only a little would you tolerate?
>>34810816That sucks, he should just be honest if he's not interested anymore instead of stringing you along, unless something else is going on; might be worth being upfront about it >>34810806Chillin though should be sleeping, hbu?>>34810812Having moment is pretty coolIt's even better to have a job you like tho>>34810799I know my ex doesn't miss me at all bc she only messages me to ask for money lol
This looks like it will be even better than Prime Timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlodqcKKlE
>>34810837No shit, just get gud
doe sanyone here own a dog and what size dog? do you like big or medium or small dogs? is it becaues you livei na smaller space? i've been thinking about adopting one
Is Margaret Hoover a better host of Firing Line that William F. Buckley was? I feel like no one talks about that show any more.
The sheets are washedThe bed is comfy Time to sleep then chores
>>34810839Nta, it’s funny to realize you fuckers weren’t even born for 9/11.
You've heard of the third eye, surely. I have a second nose. I can smell something funny right now
>>34810816why can't people just be straightforward and say if they think its going to work out or not
>>34810849>when peeing is a chore
>>34810850That also explains why so many of these young kids glaze violent Radical Islamic Extremists as noble rebels instead of brutal terrorists, it's kind of disturbing
>>34810830Why did you specify he's in his 30s if you're both in your 30s?
>>34810843>Dumped on streaming>Directed by noted hack David O. RussellI doubt it'll be any good.
>>34810841>you're aware you just hit at the jugular of almost all men there right?You've confirmed that it's just as effective as a small dick joke with that statement lol. He's allowed to have feelings about it but I want him to be regulated enough to act right. Like, it's fine that he gets angry what matters more is what he does about that. I want a man who will ask for directions instead of leading us 20 miles into the Amazon before finally admitting he doesn't know what he's doing.
>>34810826>little cheeky.Well thats a nice way of saying "your attempt at flirting fell so flat on its face it was almost a little funny."So thanks for that. Im trying to get better but you dont without throwing out a few duds every now and then lol.
>>34810786Gws!!>>34810707Sonic 4 is overhated lol but CD is goated
most women will suck ur cock within 100 hours of knowing them just because u gave them some attention
i gave my dog a bath todayunrelated but would atoga moids be willing to get bathed by a femanon?
>>34810858>You've confirmed that it's just as effective as a small dick joke with that statement lol.Touché, that's clever.>He's allowed to have feelings about it but I want him to be regulated enough to act right. Like, it's fine that he gets angry what matters more is what he does about that.That's fair and reasonable. You aware that takes time for many men today develop that sort of awareness or control right?>I want a man who will ask for directions instead of leading us 20 miles into the Amazon before finally admitting he doesn't know what he's doing.Well thank God for GPS right?
>>34810846Not my own but my family had dogs while I was still living at home. For me about 35 pounds is just right. Small enough to carry in an emergency but not so small that it's going to break a leg jumping off the couch (happened to a neighbor's jack russel terrier).I like big dogs a lot but I'm not confident in my ability to control them well enough or to keep them safe like I am with a dog I can just pick up.
gender what's a soothing song to you?
Is this true?
>>34810846Why are you so desperate to hear anons' stories about having sex with dogs?
>>34810866I don't think I'd even buy a femanon coffee or hang out with one without a third party present ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxgp3GEe6v0reality isn't real. you are everything.
>>34810864I wish.
>>34810727The Ren & Stimpy Show >>34810497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9e6f9IvlIc I feel like this would be fitting before death>>34810458My highschool gf was autistic and a sweetheart, I didn't deserve her>>34810426Loner I guess, I got along with everybody and had friends, but kept to myself
>>34810866Considering I've done that with my ex The answer is yesIts very intimate, though its hard not to start the sexy times when its happening.You need to have some self control but its worth it
>>34810867>takes time If he hasn't figured it out by his mid 30s he's not worth my time>thank God for gpsIn this scenario the GPS is dead and he "thinks" he knows which way to go. Same vibe as trying to put something together without even glancing at the instructions.
>>34810842>That sucks, he should just be honest if he's not interested anymore instead of stringing you along, unless something else is going on; might be worth being upfront about itThe only thing I could think of is that he doesn't have access to his car at the moment for reasons outside of his control. He told me over text after our date that he borrowed a family member's car to get there and he's waiting to get his back. I probably came off as desperate for this but I did offer to pick him up if we went anywhere and I meant it that it doesn't bother me. He didn't seem like the kind of guy to feel emasculated by something like that but maybe I was wrong.>>34810856I didn't think anyone was gonna ask my age but yeah that was a dumb way to explain the situation. I just wanted to paint a picture that he's not super young and clueless.
>>34810866>unrelated but would atoga moids be willing to get bathed by a femanon?Yeah although i am somewhat shy about my body
>>34810866>get bathedWhat does this even mean?
American men have fat feet.That is why they can not wear Italian shoes.
>>34810871MDisposition by Tool
>>34810497MI think this is what I'd like to go out onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pAAKTp7-pA
>>34810873More true then most women are willing to admit.When a dude stops planning dates its grounds for a break up But a woman is under no obligation to plan stuff like that. So she gets a passThis power dynamic is why some dudes have stopped playing the game
>>34810885It refers to having your penis massaged and washed.
>>34810885ur in a bath while scrubs u and shampoos ur hair >>34810875what do you have against femanons
>>34810871Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8glgtGk8Bzc
>>34810871https://youtu.be/6VcfBh3hWO4
>>34810893>what do you have against femanonsNot trustworthy
>>34810882>If he hasn't figured it out by his mid 30s he's not worth my timeYeah I'd agree to that. Kinda shit that's the threshold now.>Same vibe as trying to put something together without even glancing at the instructions.Well how can you blame us lol Women don't come with instructions and we eventually figure it out, that's proof we can put together the IKEA cabinet without the Swedish propaganda just fine
>>34810899im trustworthy tho
>>34810880hey anon have u listened to this albu beforehttps://youtu.be/vtBXYelraEgalso nta but i like that track you linked
>>34810412Me with my ex lel>>34810376>do they even have jobsI'm a teaching assistant>>34810871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URaVdpQP7_k>>34810883I guess you can say that the car thing doesn't bother you but really it's on him if he's being non-communicative, I wouldn't put up with it much longer tbqh
>>34810902Yess, this record is proper and still sounds so fresh! <3 Have another banger https://youtu.be/gJTGH9T5iI0?is=aetCyjabjVaXrS73
>>34810903>I'm a teaching assistantAre you having sex with your students like most of the TAs I knew in college did?
>>34810376im training to become a cna and if i like it do a bridge thing and go to nursing school
>>34810901I'm not falling for that again
Why are men so foolish?
Have you ever cranked your yanker while watching Crank Yankers?
>>34810871Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSfJjnPspIsits gay as fuck but I like it
>>34810901They all say that
>>34810873Nah, I hate going out so my extroverted exes did most of the activity planning (they got bored of me though)>>34810911Wow he's literally me>>34810910You mean based Don't kill fish tho>>34810907No lmao Some of the moms are fit tho...
>>34810913>its gay as fuckSo are you
>>34810900>we eventually figure it out, that's proof we can put together the IKEA cabinet without the Swedish propaganda just fineIf he can do that without breaking any parts or putting something on upside down, backwards, or with the wrong fastener great. But if you're not 100% on that it's faster and easier to just look at the directions first. That blind "nah I'll figure it out" energy is how you end up with a cold and hungry girlfriend who no longer respects you and is starting to resent you. Doing it right in the 3rd try is shit when you could have done it right the first time had you confirmed the proper method before starting.
>>34810910>Why are men so foolish?Because if there's one thing that's hotter and sexier and more enticing and exciting than any single woman, it's risk. Lady Risk is our true mistress and she mogs human women all day. You can read confessions on men in men's issues or men's living literature. I recall reading where a psychologist/life coach asked men to be honest and truly admit what the greatest day of his life was, the one he secretly knew to be more exciting than getting married and it was always a story about one time when he almost died.
>>34810871Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtqX7rWtR8A
>>34810606No, you're weird.
>>34810910for the vine
how can u guys expect to get gf if u dont even trust women
>>34810910What else is there to do as a guy than to fuck around?the vast majority of guys wont have families so what else is there?
>>34810888i like it, thank you. i was expecting something loud but i don't listen to tool very much. the lyrics are beautiful.>>34810894grouper! i think? thank you>>34810898don't listen to the beetles at all but this is lovely, ty
>>34809465Mfine I guessidkidkvery good
>this thread's talk of being "sensitive" or "too emotional"the trick is to not be boringyou can be as sensitive and gay as you want with a woman as long as you balance it with actually being enjoyable to be around and strong when its necessary.
>>34810928I trust women, just not the ones who post here
>>34809465Mshit, i'm autisticvery goodexcelentexcelent
>>34809465M, I'm ADHD and feel I can spot other neurodivergents pretty well but depends how well they maskGays depends on how faggy they areTrans is obviousWhat father?>>34809467Cats are pretty awesome. And surfing, and good food and music28M virgin here chillaxing >>34809487NAG but I ruined every relationship I had because of drinking lol. Ended up homeless even and the whole shebangIf you can drink in moderation, have fun with itIf you have an addictive personality, just get sober and don't look back
>>34810903i like this but it's not soothing to me LOL still ty i'll savei t for later.>>34810913its okay anon. also not exactly what i'm in the mood for but i like this. saved>>34810924definiely going on my commute playlist. ty
>>34810910there is no greater thrill than to take one's own life and place it into your own hands
>>34810930>It's important to keep places like this open.They also do live music there which helps keep it solvent.
>>34810910They are failed genetic experiments.
>>34810928You don’t have to trust them for them to trust you.
>>34810928>expect to get gfI dont
>>34810903>it's on him if he's being non-communicative, I wouldn't put up with it much longer tbqhI think you're right but damn it hurts.
>>34810931>don't listen to the beetles at all but this is lovely, tyim glad you like it :) i love the beatles,, you should definitely check out some more of their stuff if you like that!!
>>34810940The scientess Yakubia created moids on the isle of Patmos 8000 years ago.
>>34810934thats femanonphobic..
>>34810922Yeah but where is the fun in reading Swedish propaganda? We know we can do it faster if we do it step by step, but if we do that we never learn "how" it all fits together, all we are doing is just mimicry at that point. Nah, us men want to learn how to know how to put stuff together by ourselves innately without the instructions needed. That's a skill we're building and it requires failing a few times but the knowledge is worth the squeeze. Yknow why? Because when a family member or friend or local elder has stuff in need of repair or assembly and no instructions manual, guess who is bringing home $$$ for a job well done? Your man.
>>34810948>we never learn "how" it all fits together, all we are doing is just mimicry at that pointThis is the stupidest thing you've said so far.
I hate women.
>>34810929You will fuck aroundAnd you will find out
>>34810947True but I'm not really trying to get bit again
>>34810928Idk, why do so many women whine about how men are all rapists psychopaths then continually look for a man of their own?The answer is the same for both groups: Lonely people are usually lonely for a reason. Back in the day you just let them drink themselves to death or hang themselves, now the internet gives them an easy way to pollute other people with their poison.
>>34810950Following the manual proves you can follow the manual. Figuring it out yourself teaches you how to reason through an unfamiliar problem. What's not to get?
>>34810952That's the only thing left.
>>34810426MDefinitely LonerJock, sports seem funStoner gf
>>34809647>My father is in prison, I hope he is tortured every dayWhat did that nigga do>>34809703I dont think there's anything necessarily wrong with it desu>>34809978>Is there anyone from these threads you're obsessed withYes, me>>34810928>how can u guys expect to get gfWe don't
>>34810957Reason through unfamiliar problems on your own dime and time not on a brand new piece of furniture.Following the manual teaches you how to put it together properly. Putting it together teaches you how it works if you use your observation skills. What you learn by trial and error others learn by simply doing it right the first time and going "ohhh okay". If you want to fuck around build your own bookshelf don't fuck up one that comes with instructions you just look stupid.
>>34810951I hate femanon.
>>34810965Me too.
>>34810928I trust them as far as I can throw themLike im not going to bawl my eyes out over personal problems right off the batBut I will give them common courtesy and the benefit of the doubt
ladies, whats so bad about period sex
>>34810961Wow good timing, I just got back. He shot my mom, then attempted to beat me to death with the gun.
>>34810967I'm glad most women aren't like the femanon I hate.
We should all hate women.
>>34810969My last boyfriend insisted on it because he didn't want to wait for it to be over and nearly threw up when he saw blood on his dick and then gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the day afterwards.
>>34810964>Reason through unfamiliar problems on your own dimeYeah it would be my own dime seeing as let's be honest I'm paying for honey booboo's new bookcase lol>Putting it together teaches you how it works if you use your observation skillsHaha, okay there Bobette the builder. Try this, how about you go dismantle a piece of furniture that has about 100 bits and pieces screws and all, bolts and all, nuts and all, pegs and all, and channel that instruction manual energy you remembered from assembly and re-assemble it without using that manual since you only need to observe it once right?
>>34810969ive never tried it but periods can be so uncomfortable/painful and the last thing on my mind is having sex at those times
>>34810973But if the boyfriend didn't mind how would you feel about it?
>>34810973He wanted to get in them guts
period cramps arent painful enough
Women are awful creatures and periods are God's punishment.
>>34810973I've only had it once and can't say I was a fan either, but that was mostly because the girl I was dating at the time knew I didn't want to have period sex but initiated it anyways without telling me she was on her period and was like haha ya got me when I noticed.
>>34810979I agree. Women deserve all the pain in the world.
>>34810973honestly it only freaked me out the first time i did it with my gf but then the horror/shock went away when i started goofing off and trying to use my soft dick as a paintbrush on her thigh and then she got mad at me
>>34810973a study in scarlet haha
>>34810977I don't mind, my periods aren't that bad.>>34810982That's messed up anon, yikes.
>>34810911literally me
>>34810958they have taken everything away from me. They have taken it all away.And now? Now, there is nothing left.
>>34810973Based. Gross fucking biology you lot have.
I hate you, Femanon!*throws a pie in your face*
>>34810928my deep need for trust in a relationship is why i am alone
>>34810992:,(
>>34810955>Idk, why do so many women whine about how men are all rapists psychopaths then continually look for a man of their own?I've been in several deeply abusive workplaces but that doesn't stop me from looking for a job, now, does it?
>>34810911>do any of those things>best case she humiliates you and shares it with the whole world
I hate you, Femanon!*throws a punch in your face*Shameless whore.
Have you seized the memes of production?
>>34810975My mom asks me to put furniture together instead of my brother because of this problem. He breaks things.>you remembered from assembly and re-assemble it without using that manual since you only need to observe it once right?Take pictures as you take it apart dummy. Or write down instructions for yourself. Trying to do it by memory is stupid.
Dough Earl ever start being mean to you for no reason, after you had a friendly encounter?
Beat women.
No. Ignore women.
>>34810937Lulz ok here is actually a chill song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=939m-X8rKZw>>34810970]: christ, I'm very sorry to hear that K bro deserves the worst
>>34810928I don’t distrust women, I just distrust individual women and immediately cut contact when one gives me a reason to distrust her.
Harm women.
>>34810992Isn't that a fetish
>>34810996You don't "need" a boyfriend the way you need a job to support yourself. Just leave everyone else the fuck alone.
>>34811007Same here anon. I just also bitch about it on 4chan every now and then.
>>34810928Women are not trustworthy creatures. Betray women like they would betray you. You do not treat snakes like nice creatures. They cannot be by rule of nature.
Women, how would you react if the guy you're seeing already had a vasectomy?
Make women suffer.
>>34811013i didnt ever do anything to u or any man :,{
>>34810946Yakubia, inshallah, please stop this.
>>34810824why? it's very obvious it's you, you're the only one of two femanons that types like that
Odds i win the bidding warEvens I give up and let the other guy have it
Are you a Bad Influence?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCUzYCUouMA
I don’t trust you, Femanon!*throws a jellyfish at you*
We (yes, WE) hate women here.>>34811017Lying whore.
>>34811015Destiny has spat in my face.Swipe left.I'm leaving society and becoming a menace.
>>34810861yeah I used to not like sonic CD as a kid but when I replayed it earlier this year I loved it
>>34811019Who is the other?
>>34811020Reroll since zero isnt a number
>>34810866um sure but doesn't that mean you're gonna see me naked?
>>34810871Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7AhB8EmSCo
>>34810866*drowns you*Whore.
>>34810866your fetishposting is annoying, can we get some women with taste in these threads already?
>>34810925I know
>>34810866Not unarmedI dont know what you freakazoids might do
>>34810871Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCTGOjvrfWE
>>34811032Women can't have taste.
>>34811019not my fault my laptop doesnt have built in capitalization >:/
>>34810928I trusted a few women and they all ended up hurting me deeply.don't hate women but I'm very scared
>>34811006Yeah fuck him. Thanks
>>34811039i hope you find someone who is kind to you <3
>>34811015Happy
>>34810928I don't think men want girlfriends bad enough.
>>34811044Landwhale.
>>34811026don't know enough about her to describe her
I wish I had a bathtubI haven't had one since I moved out, from my parents, only showersId chill for hours if I did
>>34811044It's called being a complete person, women should try it someday.
>>34811038But you do have pinky fingers, retard.
>>34811044You're right, but I have my reasons for not wanting one badly enough. I don't want to rebound from rejections and prefer to take a bit of time off between them
>>34811039That's your fault for not treating women like the wretched beings they are.>>34811042This one is lying.
>>34811038lol it's not even the lack of capitalization, you just make it very obvious it's you
>>34811049Maybe they're a dishonored yakuza.
>>34811044If the male orgasm was eliminated there would literally be no reason for women to exist.
>>34811038Press the shift key?
>>34811042I think I have but idk I'm still very scared>>34811051I don't think every woman is evil, hmm well only the blonde ones from my experience
>>34811054Men*And that's already looking more promising than male to male reproduction.
All femanons disqualified for eternity because of one (1) goofy femanon
>>34811057Too bad ("*He*")will never reproduce with you kek
Dough Earle likes men who are nice to people?
>>34811015Nice>>34811047I think this and then when I take a bath at my mom's I remember how terrible they make me feel because I have asthma. I wish I could enjoy them though.Leave a kiddie pool out in the sun all day and throw in a bathbomb?
>>34811055>>34811049but i have small hands :<>>34811052ya im the only femanon that is nice to men yet u all hate me
>>34811060That is the incorrect symbolic emphasizer, so phew thank god for that.
>>34811063>but i have small handsYou use the opposite hand to press shift, retard.
>>34811063>ya im the only femanon that is nice to men yet u all hate meYou're cool but I'm just desperate to vent
>>34811063>ya im the only femanon that is nice to men yet u all hate mebut...when did I say I hated you?
>>34811015>vaginal sex fans be like:
Would you date someone with only one arm?
tfw no flat chested gf to give oral to while she is on her period why does god punish me like this?
>>34811074MSure
>>34811074Not if I met her here. She probably really has three arms and it's my fault that she couldn't tell me, somehow
ah third eye is openingahhhhhh we are all one consciousness
How do escorts get wet/hard when an ugly/old/smelly (wo)man pays to fuck them? Or do they only take the attractive clients?
>>34811074Where is the stump
would you date a woman with no social life
>>34811089Up your asshole.
>>34811088>How do escorts get wetThey’re young
>>34811091No I mean like, shoulder, above elbow, forearmWhy so antagonistic
>>34811090Depends on what that means.
Girlfriend is a virgin, but I have no idea how far she's gone before sexually and want to know. How do I ask this in a way that isn't offensive?
Would you date tall foid?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/okvAVJTe7pY
>>34811097You don’t ask. You advance towards sex with your behavior and actions. The point at which she stops you (if she stops you), you slip in something like “but surely you’ve done this before”.
>>34811069so u do do like me back?
>>34811101Nta, of course femanon. I like small hands.
>>34811090Would you date a man with no social life?
>>34811098Of course. The novel I'm writing has a height difference of 2.5 feet in the woman's favor. I wouldn't be writing that if I was opposed!
How do women say that you can't judge someone's sexual past but also that if a man ever paid for sex they wouldn't date him
>>34811097you don't want to know, I remember asking my ex for "peace of mind" and it just made things worse (for me) and yes I'm very aware I'm a fucking retard
>>34811106Much like with the gays, women say they support sex workers but actually fucking hate them. They're just shy of performing hate crimes
>>34811106Just stop caring about what women say. Women are not a mystery; they’re an equation.
>>34811101I like you as a friend
Women will tell you they're virgins and then you find out that they've sucked 35 different dicks
>>34811110friends with benefits?
Women will tell you they don't have hoes when they absolutely have hoes. Women treat me like a dumb hoe
>>34811114I know you are joking but you dont want to be with someone like me
>>34811106The participants of sex work, especially the customer side, are actual scum of the earth. Being a customer to sex work is a permanent big L tattoo on your forehead. Not participating in dating culture or being a serial dating failure is several steps above paying for sex work.
>>34811114Premarital sex is wrong
>>34811121this is coming from a fat single mother btw
>>34811123fat single mother who lost her kid*ftfy
>>34811063Post your hands.
>>34811130No, she still owes us her other armpit
Women would you give a pitjob
>>34811130ive posted plenty already>>34811120whats so bad about you
Femanon stocks are plummeting
>>34811123>>34811125This is not some reductive analysis. It is the truth. Funny you guys would be sex workers and posting here.
>>34811133When?I don't remember any woman posting her hands here in months.
why did nobody tell me all I had to do was be myself since I was already good looking, I was so stupid and wasted so much time
>>34811107I think it will make me love her more, and I'll propose if she really hasn't done anything beyond kissing and maybe making out. On the other hand, if I find out she has sucked a guy off before I will probably end the relationship shortly after.
>>34811137Alright, you win. This is probably the funniest post we're getting this thread.
>>34811133Im a neurotic mess
>>34811138Don’t self-sabotage.
>>34811131This! See fat fetishist? Im not the only one!
Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me.
>>34811134femanon stocks were already at rock bottom(no offense femanons)
State genderIf you're a woman, show an example of real world misogyny that's actively affecting you. No social media posts or sensationalist headlines allowed.If you're a man, show an example of real world misandry that's actively affecting you. No social media posts or sensationalist headlines allowed.
Why do women spend so much time on men they aren't interested in?
>>34811141How is that self sabotage?
>>34811121The fucked up thing is that you are including the entrepreneurs and providers of sex work. It's literally a fucking job. Unless your job is as a torturer, an executioner, or a terrorist, or using conversion therapy to punish homosexuals and autists, nobody should be shamed for their job.
>>34811141With his attitude it's probably best for her that he leaves her, since he would just hurt her sooner or later.
>>34811146MI dont live in the real worldI spend half the time here, and half the time in the confines of my faulty mind
>>34811147They can be read, figured out, and used. They are books, puzzles, and pawns.
>>34810992>eats your pie>>34810999>drinks your punch>>34811022>jellies your fish
>>34811153Bad bait.
>>34811131>armpitWorthless, but when has she posted herself?
>>3481111137, with the potential to suck more on the way through the parking lot.
>>34811146>If you're a man, show an example of real world misandry that's actively affecting you.Nothing huge. I unfortunately can't think of a better word for what I experience than this oppression olympics buzzword: microaggressions.Most women assume I'm emotionally unintelligent or predatory in some capacity. Women I encounter on walking trails and in parks often make it very clear to me with their body language that my presence is something they consider a threat.Nothing that makes my life unbearable, but it is annoying when it happens.
>>34811137MI spent my youth thinking I was ugly. It wasn't until I made a dating profile for the first time at 29 that I realized I have body dysmorphia. It really stings knowing I could've been married by now.
>>34811148All you can thinking about is her sucking some other guy’s dick, taking up much more space than you thinking about her sucking YOUR dick.
Why are zoomers having less sex?
>>3481116037 dicks? At the same time?
>>34811146My sis told me that my genitals being mutilated was no big deal bc it’s “just a bit of extra skin”.
>>34811164People are still having sex. And nothing seems to stop them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImRyPymRAM
Anons may I have pumpkin ice creamIf it is available in August? No, I didn’t eat it tonight but fall flavors were already on the menu.
>>34811164You want a list or just the biggest reason?
>>34811170I'll allow it.
>>34811171There are 13 reasons why.
>>34811164Because zoomettes are made for BBC (big boomer cock)
>>34811163It has consumed my mind lately, because she's talking a lot about marriage. If I marry her thinking she's pure, and it turns out she isn't that would make me a fool, and I would probably leave her if I found out.Maybe that makes me insecure, but it's for good reason I think.
>>34811164Why have sex when you can masterbate for 7/10ths the pleasure and 1/10th the stress
>>34811170Do you need me to add the cum glazing?
>>34811158According to my records around the end of June
>>34811140i dontmind
>>34811170Permission granted
>>34811153I would love to hear a different answer.
>>34811177>7/10ths the pleasureSkill issue
>>34811176So if right now you knew that her lips had been on a man’s dick before, you’d leave her?
>>34811074Yeah probably
currrent weight 280height 6,0goal weight 220 goal time 6 monthsWhat should I stop eating and start eating? I've honestly been eating like garbage for months due to a mixture of stress, depression and general hopelessness but after seeing my big flabby belly in the mirror today I finally realized I need to stop this before I become an even bigger blob.
>>34811160If you could attach all those penises head to base, with the frontmost dick attached to a grappling hook, how big of a canyon could you cross?
>>34811188Brown Rice, Chicken, Broccoli
>>34811150The point is the job shouldn't exist in a world where relationships and monogamy are an ideal. The increase in sex work stock is a real world indicator that monogamy is being devalued and dethroned. And also sex work contributes against birthrates as casual sex is a way to seek pleasure without making a child. This is part of the 1984 plot where they made casual sex illegal.
>>34811188>stop eating food>start eatingless food
WomenI dont like wearing clothes around the house. How many of you would mind me being naked pretty much the whole day?
>>34811188>currrent weight 280hot...
>>34811193None of them for >him
>>34811191So..... yoirsaying...... that sex work is good?
>>34811191It's really cool how you support oppressive policies like in OrwellOh wait no it fucking isn't
>>34811189If I daisy chained them, it would look like the Hadron collider.
>>34811155Jellies your fish? Is that what the youth are calling it these days?
>>34811170I ate pumpkin bread yesterday. Tasty is tasty.
How come meaner normalfags seem to be able to smell out losers/virgins/autists/etc. at first glance, and nicer normalfags usually can't?
>>34811188Eat once a day at night. No bread, soda or sweets.
>>34811203lazy bait
Women, what do you think about moids that like to burn things?(Candles, Incense, Resins, Smudging Sticks/Bundles)
>>34811203The nice ones probably can, they just don't make it obvious.
>>34811203Mean people, are constantly probing for an advantage. What is this fellas malfunction, how can I exploit it, how can I worm my tendrils into his soul and drain the life from his vesselNice people dont do that
I'm going to cope with it by eating ice cream :D
>>34811197Oh I don't support the 'making it illegal'. I think it needs to be legalized so men can stop lying on their taxes about it. But if you want to ask 'how bad can it get' just read the books they don't want you to read.
>>34811186Yes. I think so.
Women, I want to take this girl on a date. How do I do it?
>>34811201Yeah, I'm lubing her pussy before I fist her.>>34811193Awesome, so long as you're clean when sitting on furniture. I love being naked too.
>>34811219Then break up with her. She’s going to fuck her next boyfriend anyways.
How do sex havers live with pregnancy scares?
>>34811226They usually use condoms and/or some form of birth control.
>>34811206What scent is it?
>>34811226The same way we live with STD scares
>>34811151He's probably a virgin too
>>34811214>I think it needs to be legalized so men can stop lying on their taxes about it.Why would I put going to hookers on my taxes? It's not a business expense.
>>34811228Right now its a lotus flower and brown sugar incense.I'm thinking of buying some charcoal so I can burn some myrrh and frankincense I got at the ren faire
Is she a would?
>>34811236slampig
>>34811234NTABut that sounds nice. Your house must smell great.
>>34811236Too much ass, I'm not making it in there
>>34811226>How do sex havers live with pregnancy scares?She's allergic to latex, so I only fuck her mouth and asshole
>>34811236Tattooes, ruined
>>34811233I think sex workers need to be upkeeping their businesses and paying business taxes or they should leave.
>>34811236would marry, procreate with, and cherish for the rest of my days
>>34811236Yeah, definitely.
>>34811239Ty, it does smell pretty good in my humble opinion.Im in my stinky boy phase right now.Smelling good and good smells are my top priorities right now.
>>34811236>no braI already know how annoying she’d be to be around. But for a one night stand, sure.
Who needs morals when you have designer?
>>34811236Why, are you built like her?
>>34811236 her boobs could be bigger
>>34811240Genuinely the thought of this terrifies meIf I ever hit it from the back but end up not having enough meat I would probably kill myself on the spot.
>>34811185You don't have a penis how would you know?
>>34811236>arm tattooWhat a disappointment
>>34811236Depends. If she's a MCU fan it's not looking good.
>>34811206nice. i like candles myself
>>34811206That his apartment is going to make me sneeze
it is watermelon moid feeding hours
>>34811251When a chick bends over the ass isn't even in the way of the pussy.
>>34811260Excuse me? Is that a slur
>>34811248>designer...???
>>34811260>watermelon moidIs that what /pol/ is calling em these days?
>>34811262its moids being fed watermelon hours*
>>34811266Oh ok. Put tajin or taco seasoning or salt on mine
>>34811261I know but still.
>>34811260Where we feed moids watermellon? Or the ones that like the watermellon get fed?
>>34811226I feel nervous for like 2 weeks but not nervous enough to pay the extra money for one of the early detection tests and then I get my period. If you squint it's not really any scarier than driving on a busy highway.
>Made friends with a girl a few months ago >We've been talking every single day for 3 months>Extremely open with each other>Constantly joke about being married>She made a comment about how if we're both still single by valentines day we should date and I don't know if she was joking or not>But we also both tell each other about people we're into/want to date and people we find hot>Also know I'm not her Type and she's always asking for advice on how to get with guys she likesI genuinely can't tell if I've stumbled into a very strong friendship, or if I've got a crush on her or if she's into me. I'm a bit confused and not sure how to navigate this
>>34811269they are ALL getting fed a whole watermelon whether they like it or not
>>34811260I grew some this summer but they turned out pink and flavorless, I forget if thats too much water or not enoughI ate all 3 of them though, at least the texture was good, cant waste them
>>34811266Ah, was one refresh from explanation
>>34811236This is proof that I'd fill out any sort of top so much better if I had tits like those.
>>34811272i think you shoudl've gone for it
>>34811257Cute~Do you have a favorite genre or flavor?>>34811259:(
how do i quit getting mad at video games with my gf>playing survival sandbox sloppa #379>have trouble navigating map, its unreadable to me>ask for help>just says to look on the map>tell her its not helping me>wont come to me ingame and help>gets mad when i check out and lose interest
>>34811272Women never truly joke about stuff like thatAt worst its a Freudian slip of her true intentions hidden behind sarcasmat best she simply means what she says
>>34811236Fuck yes. Even the 70s glasses, 80s hair and MCU clothes can't hide it.
>>34811273I looked at a juicy watermelon at the store yesterday, but by the time I got back to it, somebody already picked it up.
>>34811275ntaI reckon you couldve made some pickled watermelon rinds. I forget whether thats an indian thing or a chinese thing but they're pretty cool. Just some food for thought for next season maybe
>>34811271>>34811230Stop taking so many creampies?
>>34811275NtaToo much. Could also be that you picked them too early or you need some fertilizer.
>>34811272>Also know I'm not her TypeFirst, always assume you’re her type. Second, tell her some shit like “on second thought, i don’t want to wait until valentine’s day”.
>>34811236No I dont like the kind of woman that would record a thirst trap and post it on social media
>>34811282So you think it's not completely joking when they joke about marrying their best gay male friend?
>>34811279pure beeswax
>>34811290Yeah, she deeply wishes he was straight obvs
>>34811288>First, always assume you’re her type.If you want women to hate you, sure.
>>34811286Why? Nothing bad has happened yet.>>34811279>:(It's not a negative judgement but I would have a hard time in there.
Femanons are exploiting our labor. We must seize the memes of production! Viva la Revolution!
>>34811236Here's her tiktokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@gigi_inthesun
>>34811272have you flirted with her at all? she seems like she was receptive but i noticed you didn't include that so she probably figures you're not into her
>>34811295>It's not a negative judgementI know >I would have a hard time in there.This is why I :(>>34811291Good taste, one of my pipe dreams is starting an apiary
>>34811299Why are you advertising this e-whore
If you found out a friendly acquaintance of the same gender as you was bi/gay, would that make you less likely to continue/deepen the friendship?State gender and orientation
>>34811303FBiNo.
>>34811297I've decided to protest these unacceptable working conditions by never posting pics or vocaroos again.
>>34811280>moid cannot communicate "I can't read the map I actually need your help" and would rather check out and be an asshole.Put your tampon back in.
>>34811299As expected, she does have an OF
>>34811303M heteroI don't care who my friends fuck unless it's abusive or illegal.
>>34811295I don't wear a seatbelt because I've flown through the windshield already.
>>34811303MStr8probably
>>34811288>First, always assume you’re her typeI don't mean it in a self-deprecating she-would-never-like-me way, I mean we've told each other our types before and I don't fit into hers.>>34811278>shoudl've goneWe haven't stopped talking or anything. The comment itself was just amid another conversation so the topic moved on. >>34811300We've both made flirty comments, but mostly as part of jokes. We also tease each other a lot. She seems to really appreciate having a friend she can be open with so I'm afraid of overstepping and inadvertently betraying that trust.
>>34811303MNo, faggots often end up being great friends.
>>34811303F, bi. Yes.
>>34811301apiary would be cool. even if bees creep me out a bit.
>>34811221>so long as you're clean when sitting on furnitureI'm always clean but I do carry a towel around
>>34811309I don't wear a "seatbelt" because I'm very unlikely to get in an "accident" due to lifestyle choices.
>>34811303nc, male, straighti dont care who or what the stick their dick in because its not my business (unless of course its not consenting or legal), and thankfully this has never happened to me in any of my friendships with other men but on the off chance they try flirting with me i would politely but firmly turn them down>>34811311if thats the case then you should be honest and straightforward about how you feel to her. just ask her to dinner or something
>>34811280People like you are pathetic
How do I know if therapy would even help me if I dont believe in the concept I wouldn't even be able to talk about my problems anyway, the one thing I've learned in life is that telling other people that your miserable only makes them resent you for not being content
>>34811315Really I want an excuse to wear a medieval beekeeper fit.I know they're mostly harmless but the bees still trigger the fight or flight instinct.I need a gardening foid wife that will let my (our) bees pollinate her flowers
>>34811236>>34811299>>34811307>she's a squirterWhy is it always the chubby women that are the squirtiest ?
>>34811241how did you end up with this arrangement?
>>34811322You sound retarded.
>>34811322Sometimes it just helps to argue or talk with a motherfucker and its literally the therapists job to not resent you for your problems
>>34811326Rude.
>>34811332Well, it's just what I've noticed...
>>34811330Yeah>>34811331Their job not to show it anyway
>>34811326Weak pelvic floors
>>34811306maybe im taking crazy pills but if it were the other way around i'd just go find her and help her rather than have her sit there and not have fun and then wonder why she doesnt want to play anymore
>>34811333It's just a coincidence.
>>34811326weak of mind=weak to vice=weak of continence
>>34811324Nta but those are hilarious and would be relatively easy to makeGet you a wife who wants to make natural plant dyes
If you ever let your girlfriend drive then you're gay.
>>34811322If you have a low average IQ (<89) you could theoretically be too stupid for therapy.
>>34811338So you're thin?
>>34811337NtaShe had too much faith in you it's not her fault you're dumber than she thought.
>>34811322I will use a food analogy.>How do I know if restaurants would even feed me if I dont believe in the concept>I wouldn't even be able to order a meal anyway, the one thing I've learned in life is that telling other people that your hungry only makes them resent you for not being fullIt's their job to listen to you complain, and the ones who are good at their job will give you thoughtful feedback about the things you have to say.It's really just on you to use the time you pay for effectively and to vet your therapists.
>>34811342I dont know my iq but I did get a 88 on the asvabI dont think im super dumb or anything
>>34811341I like watching her boobs jiggle from the inertia, and I can only safely do that from the passenger seat.
>>34811345Will the feedback actually help me? Or will it be>just stop being negative bro
>>34811341I like making women do things for me
>>34811342>If you have a low average IQ (<89) you could theoretically be too stupid for therapySource?
>>34811341Sometimes I dont feel like drivingShe's a nervous white knuckle driver but I dont care honestly
>>34811343Well no.
>>34811329She wanted me to pull out, I said I didn't want to risk it.
>>34811324this should be fashion now
>>34811340>Get you a wife who wants to make natural plant dyessmelly boy X pigment girl <3
>>34811348It probably will, yeah. Just don't be so keen to write off things as "just don't be sad bro" and don't expect someone to be able to read your mind just because they have a degree and an office.My dad had to try a few different therapists before he got to one who helped him. He clearly got a lot out of it, and I'm pretty sure he only ended up having to go a handful of times to get what he needed out of it.I'm shopping around for therapists myself rn. I greatly resent the idea of having to pay someone to care about my issues but have come to realize that's not quite what therapy is.
Do you guys hate me? :(
>>34811344well i hope the next time you need help someone doesn't treat you like that
>>34811359Who are you?
>>34811355Right? Its fucking dope.Honestly I think I just want to wear robes?
>>34811359>sadface emoji = attentionwhore Yes
>>34811354did she already like anal beforehand or
Life would be much more enjoyable if we all wore chitons and sandals
>>34811364I dunno, I've never asked.
>>34811226I don't have unprotected sex unless we're trying for a baby.
>>34811351Reverse engineer what therapy is : constructive emotional learning. It would make sense that people that might struggle in a learning enviornment would have a hard time grasping emotional regulation or empathy without laws?
>>34811366Based
>>34811366lmfao
>>34811366This triggers the puritycucks.
>>34811370I wasn't saying it doesn't make sense. I'm just curious if it has empirical support.
>>34811348Therapist advice is usually picking at your brain to figure out how it works, and how they think you could curb the negative parts of it. They're good at spotting stuff you either aren't aware of, or keep falling back into. Then it's up to you to be more aware of those problems and work at stopping them.
>>34811375you probably wont get much out of it if you insist on fighting it every step of the way, if you do go in for therapy i highly recommend finding one of the same gender as you, maybe older. men understand men and male problems better than women do
>>34811379Men understand everything better than women do.
>>34811362robes + optional cool hat. perfect
Women do you think men who prefer shaved are pedophiles
>>34811384no
>>34811381lazy bait>>34811384bait question
>>34811384i like it hairy and natural but there is also something deeply deeply erotic about pubic stubble to me, i can't explain it
>>34811384no… ALL MOIDS ARE PEDOS
>>34811388Pubic stubble feels like sandpaper. Cant say I get the appeal
Why is AOC like this?
>>34811360Was your dad not around or something why are you so sensitive about this? This is such a low stakes situation you should have gotten over it in like 5 minutes.
>>34811375I'm not even sure it would. There is a lot of mystification around it, I won't deny.
i just finished an anime and now i have the feeling that its not real and im alone
>>34811392>new yorker>latina>socialist
>>34811396What anime was it?
>>34811365Petition to bring back tippets They're like bike streamers for people
>>34811396The good news is that we anons aren’t real either.
>>34811392Does she have a jh fetish?
>>34811359Why ask this and then not engage with any of da replies
>>34811393NTAHe might be retarded, but you wound downright evil.
>>34811389What if a man is attracted to you? Is he a pedo too?
>>34811401Do YOU?
>>34811402It's what the grating cunt does every fucking time.And too many stupid newfags keep falling for it.
therapy failing to convince men is a failure on therapy's part, and not men's, and it will remain that way until therapists acknowledge and adapt to it
>>34811363ERM thats an emoticon not an emoji
>>34811406I have a white man fetish too.
>>34811399These are like fringes
>>34811402>>34811407I just came back geez Im not staring at the screen 24/7
>>34811409
>>34811393its kind of a recurring thing in the relationship and its beginning to bother me
>>34811412>like fringes Honestly it looks most like some toilet paper hanging off someone's elbow but I think they're whimsical and I like them.
>>34811413Alright, who are you and why do we or don't we hate you
>>34811413Smartphones killed the internet.
>>34811411That guys an arab or mexican or something though
>it’s been over 2 weeks>close eyes>she still appearshow long until this stops?
>>34811372>hey babe, has anyone else stuck it in your pooper?
>>34811413we DO hate you. GO AWAY!!!
>>34811398oreimo
Men, how much money to dye ur hair light pink?
>>34811422Give it a month or two. No more than that.
>>34811415>recurring thingDo you feel like she's not reciprocating the help/care you show her because she doesn't care to? Or does it seem like a personality trait? Would she treat her best friend the same way?
>>34811411>too
>>34811427$140
>>34811427None, because I have been told my first few gray hairs are hot.
>>34811427$10,000.
>>34811420But he is pale white, and thus white.Half spanish.
>>34811158>Worthlessi also like armpits!>>34811206it triggers my asthma so I dont really like it>>34811303f, bi, no>>34811384no but my partner likes unshaved but I want to get it lasered off
>>34811427A tenner. I’ll just shave it after.
>>34811426>shit anime with little girlsDisappointed but not surprised
>>34811427My ex ASKED me to do this to him and I fucking blew it he dumped me after less than a year. Still sad about it.
>>34811427Whatever it costs to do it at a salon.I’ve done it before
>>34811425WHO is that
>>34811427However much it costs for the emotional damage of my boomer coworkers thinking im a queer
>>34811414You know im right>>34811418Im your number one fan>>34811419Irrelevant>>34811425:( ok
>>34811426>Not zoomer slopNice.
>>34811427I like my black hair though :(
>>34811365>chitonsMId wear the fuck out of this around the house. Seems comfy as hell
>>34811448Just dye it back 2 black afterwards
>>34811441bf material >>34811448>>34811445>>34811438>>34811434>>34811433not bf material
>>34811453>bf material<3
>>34811430maybe its because of her personality, im not sure. i don't thinks she would maliciously do it and make us waste both our time
>>34811446>Im your number one fanWho am I?
>>34811453You’re not painting my fucking nails either. Cry about it.
>>34811455Worst part of the movie
>>34811458i wouldnt want to, painted nails is too feminine but pink hair is cutepink was even considered a manly color at first before
>>34811451It will be shot from having to bleach it for a lighter background in order for the pink to even show up. Men with darker hair take more work than just slap dye.
>>34811426>oreimoI'm not disgusted because of the incest, I'm disgusted by the fact that they try to depict a weeb as successful.
>>34811453>not bf materialI like my natural hair color. I also think a different anime hair color would suit me a lot better, like a blue or teal.
>>34811459*the grinch scowls and rapes you with a green and red fuzzy knot*
Women, does the Grinch have a knot?
>>34811461nta but this is why I specified doing it at a salon I would let my hypothetical gf do it but I also fear she’d fry my hair. I’ve got 2c black hair
>>34811466I draw the line at sexualizing the Grinch.
>>34811464what a horrible day to be literate
>>34811460pink was considered a color for little boys, not menHow many pink suits do you think men wore in the 19th centuryhint: none
>>34811470Not into mean ones?
>>34811466No. Only characters I want to fuck can have one.
>>34811470You can excuse racism?
>>34811472dont debunk me when im trying to be nice >:[
>>34811477I encourage it
>>34811478calling us all "not bf material" because we dont fit into your little pink box is not "nice"
>>34811483okay im sorry geez
>>34811484apology accepted :D
>>34811466He's furry. Grinches should have knots.
>>34811483>because we dont fit into your little pink boxNta, I hope it would at least be a tight fit.
>>34811466>Women, does the Grinch have a knot?No, but he does have a sheath (no flare). Martha seems like a horse fucker.
>>34811180that's what they always say baka
Women, how often do you think about rape?
i'm in love with her
>>34811486No. Only canine-inspired monsters should have knots. He's some monkey thing, so he has a tiny, boring dick.
>>34811453fine I'll do it but I'll do green hair only
>>34811494like the joker?
>>34811492He’s a Who with hirsutism
>>34811490Next to never unless someone says they like frownie face moids.
>>34811491Tf is going on with that ear?
>>34811457What am I?
>>34811453do i get to dye your hair another color
>>34811500as long as u dont choose orange, hot pink, yellow, or red, yes
>>34811466He's not a dog he's more like bigfoot. No. He probably has a chode like a gorilla.
are daddy issues hot on a man? asking for a friend
>>34811498they're unique...
>>34811502>not wanting to be twinsiesLame
>>34811496So a monkey thing. I was correct.
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna go destroy my liver with copious amounts of alcohol so I can forget about all of this Grinch penis talk. If I die from alcohol poisoning, it's atoga's fault.
>>34811508i said light pink in the og post, id twin light pink w u anon
>>34811505MSometimes
>>34811505NoA man should have a good relationship with both of his parentsOtherwise he's just defective, trash
>>34811511Just sip beer. You’ll still get a buzz
>>34811513wait I thought goth girls had daddy issues
>>34811511We can talk about which characters have horsecocks and how nice flared tips feel, if you want.
>>34811511A lightweight like you would pass out long long before the possibility of alcohol poisoning
>>34811502ntaI choose blackWe will be gender bent Future Diary
>>34811513hmm and what about both mommy and daddy issues?
>>34811519WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT NORMAL HUMAN PENISES? FUCK WE CAN TALK ABOUT FUTAS IF WE WANT, JUST GET OFF THE ANIMAL COCKS!
>>34811512No bangs though
>>34811524nazi femboy (hispanic)
>>34811525Do you think the Grinch has a bifurcated penis like an echidna’s
>>34811525Futa shit is at least as weird as monster dicks. I'll never understand the appeal of futa, though. I like men for having cocks and I like women for having tits. Combining them is awful.
Do women think the Grinch would be a selfish lover or a generous one?
I am excited that I am finally starting to get out of my shell. It might sound stupid, but I have always loved stereotypical "nerdy" stuff, pins, figurines, plushies, posters, etc. Nothing too uncommon, but I was always embarrassed to buy those things because I would get bullied over it. Today I got things without really thinking and just bought whatever I liked. It feels so freeing. I am a bit disappointed that it just started to happen at such a late age, but happy nonetheless.
>>34811514you say that like it's my fault that my parents were shitty to me
>>34811525You’re no funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
>>34811531Depends on if it’s before or after his cardiomegaly
>>34811533sorry but it's over
>>34811528well I have both and I'm neither of those
>>34811533No, but just like any other mental or physical defect, its still a defectA psychopath cant help his problem either
>>34811531Probably can't get it up
>>34811303MBi/gay girls are fun we could be good friends. Gay guys can be fun but we wouldn't ever be deep friends
State genderWhat would you choose as the end credits song for a movie about your life?
>>34810816Welp, he just reached out to me and said that he's moving in with a friend in another state at the end of the month, so it was over before it really began. I'm glad he told me though.
>>34811550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0
>>34811550mthere is already a movie about my life and it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>34811550FI'd do it like a renaissance era disney movie where they do an absolutely terrible ballad rendition of one of the original songs from the movie. Get the fuck out of the theater there's no after credits scene and some kid has to clean up all the spilled popcorn and soda before the next showing.
>>34811556unironically there is a fremch movie about my life called the man who sleeps (ok not literally about me but you know what I mean)
>>34811535The subtext was there the whole time
>>34811550fhttps://youtu.be/6KT_pN6qP58
should I pretend to be a femboy to earn some money?
>>34811558never seen it but it sounds interesting, i'll give it a watch.
>>34811562Just vtube with a voice changer.
>>34811550>What would you choose as the end credits song for a movie about your life?Not end credits, but I imagine the final scene being me dying as the camera slowly zooms in on my lifeless eyes while In My Time of Dying by Led Zeppelin plays.https://youtu.be/scpqae3P7Dg?t=8m18s
>>34811550Mhttps://youtu.be/UIbYM1ecT2I
>>34811550FJust by Radiohead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnk4jiWamm4
>>34811567i've gone hard air drumming to this one in my car way too many times to think of this as an end credits song
>>34811565ugh vtubing... let's plays were so much better
>>34811562based and funny as hell if you're a womancringe if you're a man
>>34811563yeah I don't even remember how I found out about that movie.clean shaven was another good movie that not a whole lot of people seem to know about
>>34811562>pretend
What do you do when you want to die unironically?
>>34811562“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”― Kurt Vonnegut
>>34811583i've never gotten to that point but i've reached lows where my self preservation instincts disappear and i think about my own death a lot. do you have anyone close to you to talk to asap? doesn't have to be about suicidal thoughts, it just helps ground me when i hear someone i love's voice.
Oh my god im SO UGLY no man will ever love mewhat the hell is thsi life
>>34811583Tell yourself that not every day is going to be as bad as today.
>>34811586>do you have anyone close to you to talk to asap?I don't want to bother them with my issues. It's not like it's gonna help anyway.
>>34811588I know the feel, except I'm a man
>>34811588Post ugliness
>>34811593So is anon
>>34811594Imagine blobfish but if human girl
>>34811598NTAWith or without water pressure?
>>34811603Whichevers uglier
>>34811598https://youtu.be/nDxJPERYqNY
>>34811592dunno how well you know them or who they are to you but if one of my normal not even best friends texted me that they really needed to talk to someone id answer. do you have any family you speak to semi frequently? just hearing someone else’s voice louder than your thoughts absolutely does make a difference.
>>34811583Kill yourself
>>34811588Add me on discord I'll rate u
>>34811604All of god’s creatures are beautiful
>>34811607I live with my family, I was just talking to them earlier, but they're asleep right now.
>>34811583>What do you do when you want to die unironically?Usually some self-sabotage and self-destructive behavior. I'll burn my whole life to the ground to spite myself. I also think about the people who wouldn't miss me and realize staying is worth it just to make them miserable.>>34811572What about The Show Must Go On by Queen?
women how do you feel about the idea of cuddling with a man?
>>34811616dont make me cry
I need to hibernate
Women, do you want to have children? Why are less women interested in starting a family now?
I have started using the women's strategy of hanging out with their less attractive friends to appear more attractive. Women, is it working?
I want a girl to put a leash on my cock and drag me around with it
>>34811620Bait question
women do you want to be plapped?
>woman says she's looking for a serious relationship>ask her to sign a mutual NDA so we can share our medical reports with each other>she blocks me ???
men, why don't you dress like this anymore?
Women why are you so cute?
>>34811630im not murican enough
Women, why are you not answering our questions?
>>34811633They hate us and want to see us strung up in the streets by our left testicle
Anyone else extra sad that the weekend is over?
>>34811630I dress like a goth twink
I found out that a typical fine dining experience with a tasting menu and wine pairing can easily have like 3,000 calories, which is a ton of calories for a man, but especially a woman. I just think it's kind of ironic that fine dining is often seen as something incredibly romantic, but the girl will always have to take a massive shit the next day.
>>34811637get well soon
>>34811636Not me, because I only have to get through one more week, and then I get to go on vacation to Universal Orlando and visit the new Epic Universe park for the first time. I'm really excited.
>>34811638taking a moid on a fattening dinner date sounds pretty hot tho
>>34811638As long as i never have to hear it, chicks don’t actually ever shit.
Women, would you have sex with spider-man or would you nope out at radioactive sperm?
>>34811583Eat something and go to sleep.>>34811633Your questions are bad.
>>34811639>:(
Men out here really be dating 3/10s with BPD. She has to be a Stacy for me to let the BPD slide, and even then it's a situationship kinda thing.
>>34811649>Your questions are bad.But we answer your stupid ahh questions all the time...
>>34811630Shit gonna get me sweaty as fuuuck
every time I think a girl is 10/10 other men tell me she is ugly so I don't know what a 10/10 is so I preemtively call every girl I like mid
>>34811636it is what it is
>>34811652You would engage with this garbage?>>34811616>>34811620>>34811626>>34811631
Can I put Sriracha in my eggs or will I be killed
>>34811661Yeah, like i said. We answer the stupid ass questions from femanons all the time. Like this >>34811630
>>34811647Maybe just once or twice would be okay? Like x-rays. A handful are fine but doing that shit every day will kill you. I'm not commiting though I don't want cancer.
>>34811649I answer all your questions unless I can't that's the point of the thread >>34811661I'd answer all of those kys
>>34811630boomers took away affordable quality clothes like that. it's all 3rd world trash that wears out in 6 months
>>34811636this time yes because I had a good weekend for the first time in years
>>34811654So you have less competition for the women you like? What's the downside?
>>34811654Women (and most men) consider someone like Madison Beer a 10/10.
>>34811630I'm more of a pirate than a cowboy to be honest
>>34811654if you think a thing is X then it is X full stop>/v/: i like this game. is it good?yes>/k/: i like this gun. is it good?yes>/o/: i like this car. is it good?yes>/tv/: i like this show. is it good?yes>/a/: i like this manga. is it good?yes
>>34811672MShe's attractive, but not a 10.
>>34811673We know what that means…
>>34811669Good for you, anon
>>34811663it was an honest question, dont call it stupid :[
>>34811668stop buying trash then? you can find new and used good quality clothes if you stop buying shit from the mall and walmart and/or trendy bullshit fashion brands
>>34811241based alert
>>34811677>She's attractiveShe’s not ugly. There’s a difference.
>>34811672Meh
>>34811626>women do you want to be plapped?Yeth>>34811628>ask her to sign a mutual NDA so we can share our medical reports with each otherWhy would you do this?>>34811638>typical fine dining experience with a tasting menu and wine pairing can easily have like 3,000 caloriesEasily? More like it's very rare and is heavily dependent on the cuisine and number of courses. >>34811647>would you have sex with spider-manWhich Spider-Man?
>>34811671I'm just explaining what I mean when I call women mid because every time I do you people get your panties in a bunch.well I guess it is a bit annoying that my friends said I had bad taste>>34811672hmm not my type
>>34811683Nta>new good quality Where? Online sure but there is nowhere to physically go and buy good quality clothing.
>>34811677>>34811686>>34811689>moids dont consider this a 10/10wow its actually so over if this is how inflated most men's standards are
Women when will you start menopause?
>>34811691B8 but it's subjective
>>34811690NTA I've actually bought some good stuff at the mall tbqh. Dillards, jos a bank, has good stuff IMO. I have like 5 shirts from them.
>>34811691Who said anything about standards? Chicks are the ones that only go after the top 10%
>>34811691this is what i like
>>34811695bait
>>34811691There's no real 10/10. 10/10 implies she is flawless, which she isn't. There was this blonde girl in Mr Beast's vid (something like use my credit card) who was way hotter than Madison. Men don't worship celebs the way foids do. Every day girls I see can be equally as pretty as Madison.
>>34811696Amy Schumer if she was a brunette
>>34811691She's hotter in this picture, but skinny, tanned stacies aren't really my type. Kat Dennings is a 10 imo.
>>34811691First of all, 10/10 requires supreme natural beauty. There is nothing natural about her.
>>34811525Nta but a regular male character with a horsecock is infinitely more appealing than any futa I've been forced to perceive.
>>34811691obnoxious annoying low iq face, -2 pointsfake edited posed photograph, -2 pointsslutty outfit, -2 points4/10
>>34811700Meh, in that pic she just looks like overrated meagan fox.
>>34811685I think she's above average.
>>34811703Gay
>>34811698Watching a Mr beast video willingly renders your opinion on what is and isn't appealing completely worthless.
>>34811694We don't have either of those here.Dillards strikes me as a Macy's type. Higher price tag but the stuff isn't actually any better quality. You're paying for slightly more complicated construction and a brand name. Fabric is trash now nothing new is any good.
>>34811672>>34811691I'll take a girl like pic related over those women any day
>>34811706Above average requires looking good without makeup or work done.
>>34811633Playing bg3Shadowheart has a pretty pussy
>>34811708Not really. I'm speaking about hot girls. You're the one trying to claim a basic bitch Madison is a 10/10.
>>34811696link?i wanna try
>>34811709They've worked fine for meThe shirts i have are either whatever their house brand is, and 1 brooks brothersThey've held up fine the past 4-6 years I've had most of themAnyway why not just buy online atp? research and find what people say is good instead of complaining about boomers
>>34811711Are you a euro? Average here in burger town is fat and tired looking.
>men are genuinely trying to pretend they wouldn't instantly cream their pants if a woman like this simply looked their way
>>34811716filename
I slept on my foot wrong and now it hurts
>>34811719Nosejob :)
>>34811719There's a difference between being attractive enough to turn on a group of autistic nerds, and being so attractive you literally cannot conceptualize a better looking person. That's what 10/10 means.
>>34811710That's GothEgg
Women, would you be disappointed if when you hugged your bf, your head didn't rest against his chest but in the crook of his neck?
>>34811691anon I said she is not my type, learn how to read, I like mid girls
>>34811723And fake tits, plastic lips, and boney.
>>34811725What would be your example of a 10/10 then?
>>34811719You don't understand how jaded I am. She'd have to be literally naked in my bed to elicit a reaction out of me.
>>34811717I think we've got different standards since I'm a little down the rabbit hole on this subject.Even if you do buy online you're still probably paying a premium for something that's not any better than what you could buy in a store. And I'd end up returning 90% of it for fit issues or other little things that would have been easy to sus out if I could have seen the fucking thing in store first. If I'm paying $300 for something I want it to be really good and suit my tastes. There is stuff out there but it's very few and far between, and modern fabric really is worse than vintage. It's not constructed to last.
>>34811719Women like that just seem like a different species to me, I'm not really interested in them.
Gym creep come in and show them what an average girl looks like
>>34811727No.
>>34811733so buy vintagei have loads of sweaters and cardigans and army/navy surplus stuff thats 60 years old
>>34811662>in my eggs
>>34811719she just looks like a bimbounlike many anons itt i dont have a fetish for those
>>34811720what the fuck is this question? lmao
>>34811747Well? Have you had a fatal heart attack recently?
>>34811747Testing your schizo
>>34811726Don't you mean EmilyHarpist?
>>34811744Most men don't. It's mostly women who think that looks attractive, same with men and roided out muscles.
>>34811730There's this French woman, can't remember her name, I'll see if I can find her.
for me this is a 10/10
Women would you date a guy who collects guns? How would you feel if he had a gun wall?
>>34811756Everyone is entitled to their own opinion Even if it is wrong
>>34811715I'm not the anon arguing on behalf of her, but I do think you are objectively a pickme male. I'm sure you'll make some lucky mid feel very whelmed one day.
>>34811756That's a man
>>34811758you see what I meant when I made this post >>34811654
>>34811762I'd fuck her but I think people just want to bully you for fun
>>34811730Lost in translation scarlett johanson is up there.
Femanons do you feel this way?
>>34811756you only like her because youre an asmr faggot
>>34811739You know that's not as easy as it sounds. Finding something you want and it actually being in your size is like finding a needle in a haystack. And buying vintage makes the returns issue even more complicated. No matter what buying clothes sucks these days.
>>34811763
>>34811767They want me to make jokes about raping them?
>>34809460Quite conflicted. Wife treats me right and we have a good happy life together but I cant help but feel now that she basically groomed me into being her ideal partner.When we first met she essentially used to pick on me to the point where I had no friends. Then after highschool she started being nice to me and became friends, apologised how she used to treat me then eventually dated. Then throughout the time knowing her she I always got the vibe she didn't like anyone new getting to me. Everytime I met someone cool at college or work she always projected this vibe she didn't like them much or approved of them which made my potential friendship fizzle out. All without explicitly telling me not to end things with them. It's still the same cycle to this day and we are in our mid 30s and I haven't had a friend or relations outside of people she approves off which is just our families and her friends and their spouses. I don't have anyone of my own.Should I just suck it up and give up the idea of having my own friends since everything else is great? It feels like she has isolated me from everyone outside of her and when I've brought it up with her she has this way of making me drop the talk and feel like that kid she used to pick on so badly. I love her dearly and the life we have built but there is this part that resents her
>>34811768nope my ex kinda looked like her and a girl I had a crush on in middleschool also kinda looked like her
>>34811769>measure waist/chest>measure inseam/sleeve length>find ebay/esty listing with similar measurements ??? are you a woman?
men would u date a girl whos half human and half machine?
>>34811767so women want to receive on average 0.5 messages a year from their male friends? watch da football game and drink beer? yeah no
>>34811767but I like groping and kissing my bros (no homo of course) is she ok with that?
>>34811774She's fucking a black guy
>>34811782i hate americucks so much. Please, die. Please.
>>34811779No. the apocalypse is upon us, anybody who needs machines to live is a liability
>>34811762Yeah I do, you have a different standard then society for women. I have the same thing im much more attracted to no makeup (and no I dont mean natural makeup) then most other people. Just be proud of your attraction and fuck everyone else. That's how I deal with it
>>34811765
>>34811774"Groomed" you niggas need to stop using this so leniently
You know that whole thing about visualizing an apple. Does it count if i can only visualize things from memory? Like i dont think i can create an apple from scratch in my head, but i can visualize the last apple i bought
>>34811788It means you are retarded
>>34811774Im not gonna comment on whether this is good or bad.I just have a questionIs there any common reason she doesn't like your friends or has it been completely mundane things for each?
>>34811767I'm sure it's annoying to have guy friends trying to stealth their way into fucking you, but she has no idea what we're like when women aren't around. There's no way she could handle the bants and lack of explicit emotional support.
Women, thoughts on dedovshchina?
I just realised you can have sex with women.
>>34811779Does this unit have a soul?
>>34811779Depends on which half.
>>34811786I miss the 2000s
femanons, what do you consider 10/10s?i'll go first
>>34811778Yes I'm a woman. You can't trust vintage sellers to measure accurately and I need at least 3 more measurements (shoulder width, shoulder to waist length, hip) to know if something will fit. And if it doesn't fit perfectly I don't want it. Certain things can be easily adjusted with tailoring but other issues are too complicated you're basically remaking the whole thing.
35 minutes until the earliest possible time I can eat dinner.
>>34811804Can we date I'll get you custom tailored clothes
>>34811767I don't even know what she means by that.>>34811788This makes sense to me. I can't "see" shit when I try to make it up but if I focus really hard I can "see" a memory of the item I'm thinking of or something like my sister's face for a brief flash. It's like if I try to look directly at it it dissolves and the more familiar I am with the thing the easier the image is to conjure.
>>34811807No time machine to get me vintage fabrics? No thanks.
I wanna fuck my girlfriend
>>34811769That's a lot of words for "my boobs are huge."
>>34811791Nothing. She never has even met them but as soon as I mention someone she gets all weird like she straight away doesn't approve then intake the hint. I honestly feel like she doesn't want me to have anything seperate from her.The closest thing I have to communicating outside of her are these forums and boards which I think I can get away with just because she doesn't really know much about them or think I use them seriously. I sometimes keep things vague and mention Reddit and have an account but I'm careful about how and what I post on there incase she checks up on my accoutn. But other forums or here i keep seperate as it's the only thing I have outside of her
>>34811813They're medium. My ribcage is weirdly long and stuff that fits my hips is often too big in the waist.
>>34811815Women's clothing sounds like a chore.
women would you ever let a man touch your boob?
>>34811802>femanons, what do you consider 10/10s?> him
>>34811815cuddling long abdomen femanon...
>>34811818I would let >him touch my boob
>>34811815Corset femanon?
State genderAre you ugly?If so, are you at peace with it?
>>34811823MaleNo im not uglyIm okay with not looking like a super model eitherIm at peace with myself
Would you guys do this? I did this once.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xBP-_W6yhHA
>>34811823MUgly is a strong word, unattractive is probably more fitting.I'm tempted to say yes, but that peace only lasts 2-3 months before I get depressed about it for a few days, then I'll feel better again, and the cycle repeats. So I guess I'm actually just burying it.
>>34811814>HenpeckingYou've described this perfectly.The solution is simple.Gain some balls and lay down the law. You most certainly are losing your wife but you won't hate yourself. Either that or slowly rot and die from stagnation. Choice is yours
>>34811815>womens clothes HAVE to perfectly conform to every minute curve of their body or else it "doesnt fit">men: as long as i can lift my arms with it buttoned its fineso picky jeez
>>34811823M. Yes, I am ugly. No, I hate it.
>>34811823MYesNo, i'm not. it really does sicken me. I dont really want to reproduce because of it (in combination with my IQ, etc).
State se- ah fuck it no women are responding to this.Tell me what 4chan means to you.Why do you use this website in particular? How do you experience being a 4chan user? Why not other imageboards/forums?>inb4 "I get replies","I can say niggerfaggot", "I came here from ebaumsworld/YouTube/GAIA"
What do you guys think of my type?
>>34811833I will elaborate. I am ugly and hate most things about myself. I genuinely can't imagine someone ever actually WANTING to be in a relationship with me. I just can't believe that someone would ever enthusiastically want to make me feel good and enjoy it, the way I think sex is supposed to be. I can't fathom someone being proud of having me as her bf.
State genderWhat brought you to /atoga/ in the first place?MI needed dating advice after not dating in a really long time. It didn't work but you guys make me laugh sometimes so I stayed.
>>34811841you like chicks who wear green shirtsunironically same
>>34811843MI realized it was just a repeating thread of people talking bullshit and that seemed fun.
>>34811843Mi have no ideai started lurking in 22 or 23this place has definitley done me more harm than goodive never been more jaded, depressed, and 4chan addicted
>>34811817It is it's fucking terrible.>>34811822Yeah, hi.>>34811823FMy face is the very definition of mid but I receive some pretty privileges based on my body. I'm good with it. I'd probably regret changing anything even if I had the money to "fix" my eyelids and tits. >>34811832You realize you need the shoulder width, length, and hip measurement to figure out if something loose fitting is going to fit you right too right? There's a difference between fashionably oversized and frumpy.>as long as i can lift my arms with it buttoned its fineYou say this like it's a good thing.
>>34811683It doesn't exist. Women should actually try shopping clothes for men before they throw all the accusations. Here, look, it's my proportions. Now shop>Quality>Looks good>Fits>Functional>Doesn't cost more than the food budget.
>>34811851>body shape: straightthat's your problem, you have to choose body shape: gay
>>34811849What's wrong with your tits?
>>34811851nigger i'm a dude, and i have a similar build to you. ive never had any trouble finding clothes that fit all of those criteriawhat clothes do you even like?
>>34811855You've probably heard me complain about them already at some point. They are very pendulous and deflated.
>>34811851You must have issues with pants
>>34811840I need a social outlet/social media and this is extremely easy to use and doesn't have an account/voting system/algorithm
>>34811823F Yes, 50/50.
Just cause you feel itDoesn't mean it's there
>>34811855They're flapjacks
>>34811858I really don't remember that much about this place. What the fuck are "pedulous" tits?
>>34811851Why are your thighs so thick fatty roundbutt
>>34811860very very much
>>34811842Same. The idea of her needing to settle or look past things about me rather than truly liking or enjoying them is heinous to me.
Being average-looking basically means ugly for a man in 2026. You're invisible to foids just like an ugly guy is.
>>34811821Good job larping as me
>>34811874you can be average looking as long as you're also 6'2" or above
>>34811865Pendulous. Like a pendulum.
>>34811873Settling is retarded. You either loke someone or you don't. I would fucking hate it if she "settled" for me.
>>34811874You can become noticable by being funny, interesting, or really good at something. Have you tried any of that?
Women, thoughts on the movie Coraline, do you like it?
>>34811767it would be nice but I love my girlfriends>>34811795hate it from what I read>>34811823f, I think I'm cute because guys stare at me and I'm not ugly
>>34811884Post face
>>34811876and also never make her cringe + are rich + have a nice dick + are extremely fit + never burden her with your emotions or criticize her
>>34811883i liked it but I've heard the book is better. i prefer movies that do something different rather than sequal number 5000 to capeshit
>>34811879I don't think you understand that these can have different shapes. Do they also swing in simple harmonious motion?
I hate watching interviews with people I admire because they're way more charismatic and smart and handsome than me and that makes me really envious
I think the reason why I think im ugly is because my face is too masculine, so of course i wont think its cute becaise I like girls not men
>>34811883I did like it but I was like, 17 when it came out. My little sister was obsessed though. Before that her favorite movie was monster house. No wonder she likes horror movies so much now. I always appreciate good stop motion animation though. The fact that someone actually knitted teeny tiny sweaters brings me a lot of joy. What did you think of Kubo?
>>34811880women don't like men, they just want stuff from men. therefore, if she sticks with a man, she's "settled" for him
>>34811887Yeah i want to read the bookAlso I had no idea they were still making capeshit I thought that stuff ended with the one that had the purple man
>>34811891It's not a description of the shape it's a description of what they do when I bend over. Let it go I mentioned them in passing I wasn't inviting a discussion.
>>34811892do you admire a lot of people? I admire a lot of people but only bing chilling makes me feel that way
>>34811885no chance>>34811896people still watch it for some reason. same plot in every single movie and they never adapt the superist stories like all star superman
Men: how would you react if your hypothetical gf pranked you with those water dissolving swim shorts?
>>34811899>do you admire a lot of people? Not a lot but a few. I was watching one with a musician and he had a lot of wit and swagger that I never could>only bing chilling makes me feel that wayHuh
>>34811882>bro just become the next Tom Cruise, Kevin Hart XDYeah, I'll sign up to Scientology classes today, fucking retard. Go get raped.
>>34811849>Yeah, hi.Oh, no wonder. You have hips for dayyys
>>34811901the what now. how am I pranked. actually, nvm. all behaviors -> gf gets tied up and used, because that's what she's for
>>34811905If those are the people you first think of when I say "funny, interesting, or really good at something" you're even worse than I thought holy shit.
>>34811901Nooo don't show everyone my huge cock
>>34811894Oh wow I had forgotten about monster house until you mentionedI havent watched kubo yet I remember hearing about it but i didnt know it was stop motion, now I will watch it though
>>34811905How bad is it, shortcel?
I'm 5'4" I think it's really never been more over.
>>34811910It's wild to me that monster house got greenlit that movie is unhinged. It's also got a very particular brand of 2000s humor to it. Kubo is kind of a weird one I had to watch it a couple times but it really grew on me. I think you'll like it.
>>34811900>never adapt the superist stories like all star supermanThey can't adapt a story that's an ending because they want to make a neverending series of movies.
Anons at the atoga meet up: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782953380514467.webmFemanons at the atoga meet up: https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786336255405155.webm
>>34811901Probably upset. I dont think undressing people in public is funny. Probably have to get her back by making her wear candy lingerie.
>>34811917>MenDoomers >WomenGay SlutsWhat did anon mean by this?
I remember when I was a kid I used to talk to a lot of people and made a lot of friends. Back in middle school. But as I grew up I did that less and less for whatever reason and I've had no friends in my adulthood and can't hold a conversation to save my life. In fact I actively repulse people within the first few minutes with how agonizingly dull I am. Is it possible to save this or is it just how I am now.
>>34811915I have to rewatch that one I only remember the uncanny animation of the human characters I watched that when I was 7 lolI watched a clip of kubo, it does look like something I might like, I'll watch it one of these days
>>34811920>In fact I actively repulse people within the first few minutes with how agonizingly dull I amThat’s self-perception, not reality.
>>34811916thats true but they could make it as a standalone film. its not like DC has any good films in their cinematic universe series anyway>>34811917billy was so hot
>>34811917Hot
>>34811922I'm serious. Most people will just stop talking to me after a short while, ghost me after a day or a few messages. I haven't managed to sustain a lasting connection with a single person. They can smell it on me or something.
>>34811901I wanna do that with a hot tub while we're alone~
>>34811923He was gay tho
>>34811925Interact with people in real life.
>>34811913Are you at least bisexual? If you're 100% straight then yeah you're finished. Dedicate yourself to the arts or science or something.
>>34811843Dis is a chatroom and the questions are conversation forcers.
>>34811917Goddamn it now im hard...
>>34811928I've tried but it's even harder than online.
>>34811926need BV pegging
>>34811908>>34811912Make your hoe ride along with meGot unfinished business, got me feeling like Kevin HartBack up, that camera pop out when I parkI got that Draco, come out after darkNiggas going to act like they 'bout that lifeTill you pull up on themSee that it's not in their heart
>>34811933That guy drinking beer really does it for you, huh?
>>34811917RIP Aniki.
Women, another movie questionWhat did you thought about the movie 9 (the one with the little rag dolls and jenifer connelly)I loved that one as a kid
>>34811767No. I want to be friends with men like women. But they won't let me brush their hair or fix their nails or help them pick out outfits.
>>34811927wasn't he bi?>>34811940i remember watching it but I dont remember anything about it other than they were looking for another one of those dudes
men guess what
>>34811937No! Its the way the girls are moving their hips
>>34811917>Anons at the atoga meet up:Why am I glum when cute women are dancing?
I am deeply emotional and sensitive man and wish to be more appealing and outgoing to women, and more stoic/capable. How can I chemically/surgically neuter my emotional centers and psychopathmaxx?
>>34811940All I remember is green
>>34811944What
>>34811944Chicken butt?
>>34811934It’s not hard, you’re just trying to be something you’re not. “Dull” to some is calm and unbothered to others, aka easy to be around.
>she's a lying cheating whoreMusic for this feel?
>>34811947Because they're not dancing with you
>>34811948MYou don't need to eliminate your emotions, just control them.
People talking about random ass movies. Hey women, what did you think of Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole?
>>34811953>She's a whore a hole a dime a dozen Jezebel
>>34811943>>34811949I liked the seamstress :)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wJbBU_M_jYA&pp=ygUMOSBzZWFtc3RyZXNz
>>34811954>Because they're not dancing with youAnon, I can't dance for shit. It would be pure humiliation.
tfw no moid to handcuff myself to
>>34811861>4chan>social media
>>34811935
>>34811767All women think this way until you actually treat them like a guy and then they hate it
>>34811963It is and you're not special nor different from normcattle for using it
>>34811962I wish I had a gf like that
Anon, can I date your sister?
>>34811940The first time I saw it I had taken my little sister to a furry convention (she was like 14 she was not going by herself) and that was one of the activities you could do lol. I remember liking it overall but having a critique. Pacing maybe? I didn't even realize that was Jennifer Connelly but now that you say it, duh.
>>34811968well im right freaking here anon
>>34811970>I had taken my little sister to a furry convention (she was like 14 she was not going by herself)How about just not letting her go?
>>34811960*hissss**stabs you and sews your arms to your sides*
>>34811952What am I trying to be that I'm not? I'm just trying to be a human and not a brick wall. Very few people are entertained by talking to a brick wall and if you are then it probably has nothing to do with the brick wall you're talking to in the first place.
>>34811977Adult guys aren’t looking to be entertained by other guys. All you need is a single common interest, whatever the fuck that may be.
>>34811967Point to the social media on this website. Point to the networking capabilities that this website provides.
>>34811931I'm bi, but not out yet because my parents are Orthodox Jews.
>>34811957Never saw it actually.>>34811975I'm her sister not her mom I don't make that call. It was only like 2 hours from home it's not like it was a big deal to take her. And the 18+ stuff was in it's own room you needed ID to access. She wanted to meet some of her friends in person and dress up like a raccoon I don't see the harm in that.
>>34811948I love men with real emotions that aren't faking them!
>>34811981We're doing it right now. Atoga, generals, boards, they're all social networks.
>>34811971I like you like.a sister sorry
>>34811981NTA. I plapped femanon, surely that counts as "networking"
>>34811983>I'm her sister not her mom I don't make that callBruh
>>34811987but u dont even know who i am
>>34811986just because you're talking to someone else online doesn't make it social media, especially when it's anonymous by default. Are you really implying that every website that allows you to write to someone else is a social media website?
>>34811970Yeah the pacing felt a bit off but lther than that I loved it>>34811976Wonder if thats a kink... I dont think I want to know actually
>>34811983Must suck to live in bumfuck, you gotta drive two hours just to go to the furry convention.
>>34811990Well Now I know lol you're the fat fetishist again
>>34811994if i cure myself of my fetish will u all finally like me and stop bullying me
>>34811991When the primary purpose of it is to share user generated content and interact with other users, yes it is
>>34811989What? I got to go to an artist's alley for free and laugh at the furry car show it took literally nothing from me to bring her and both she and my mother asked nicely. Some of the suits are incredibly well made it's kind of crazy. She had a really good time.>>34811993Not really. I'd rather drive 2 hours to a highly populated area than have to exist in one all the time. It's not like I live in the Midwest either, my aunt has to drive like 10 hours to get to the nearest trader joe's.
>>34811985Your gimmick is getting boring and you're pushing 50. Why do you like a guy that lost a debate to Sneako and who got scared of Logan Paul in front of all the cameras?
>>34811995Yes
>>34811997It is kinda crazy tho how you'd drive your 14 year old sister out to a mentally ill fetishist convention to meet her "online friends" that's pretty wild, do you have autism
>>34811978That's how friendships work, you can just go off of one thing forever
>>34811996that's every website ever made...
>>34811999:,< enough to make a grown woman cry
>>34812002Nope. You gotta accept the fact that you use social media like everyone else
>>34811998>post is significantly more obsessed with a spidermonkey looking dude and one of the internet's middest looking blonde dudes.>.>Did your dad touch you?
>>34812004>NopeProve it shitlips
>>34812000>mentally ill fetishist I figured that's where you were going with this. Boring. Everywhere kids had access to was kid friendly. The only weird stuff was happening in the 18+ art room or the bar. Not any different than taking her to an anime convention or whatever. And if you're going to meet online friends a populated place is a good place to do it.
>>34812006I just told you why. This one is just geared towards tismos and outcasts like you dear friend.
>>34812005That's an odd thing to ask when your femanon friends are literally rape victims, lol. You really have no shame. Disgusting person.
>>34812012Damn, must be weird fetishizing yourself getting raped by men.
>>34812007That's literally what it is that's the entire point of the community. Do you have no maternal or protective instincts.
>>34812015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3edVu5nAiyg
>>34812011>I just told you whyYour definition includes every website made on Earth. It's your job to state how that isn't the case. Now either prove it or admit that you has a tism moment
I forget that a lot of Americans live in piddly little towns, my city would be the 8th largest city if it was in America. 1/3rd of the population of the entire country lives here or in the surrounding region.
>>34812021It does not, making wild absurd claims is not a rebuttal for what I said. >tism momentNigga posting anime reaction pics and saying this
>>34812023Yeah because Europe can't supply the cities outside of their capitals with electricity or sewage or running water, why would anyone live out there
>>34812023Yeah, everyone is clambering for jewyork city property for no reason. Like 8 millie.If everyone decided to leave and stop squabbling, it would probably cause war.
Has anything this bitch ever said made any sense
>>34811982>I am a 5'4 bisexual orthodox jewHoly fuck man. Best of luck.
>>34812028What was hard to understand, bubba joe?
If I had a bf I'd buy him pup cups all the time.
>>34812031Wtf is that
>>34811995Im sorry i was just teasing you, now i feel badThats >>34811999 not me btw
Will I see her in the next life?
>>34812033>A pup cup is a small, usually free sample cup filled with plain whipped cream given to dogs at coffee shop and fast-food drive-thrus.
>>34812025The ball is still in your court anon, you cant Jew your way out of this one. Prove your point or admit to your retardation>posting anime reaction picspicrel
>>34812015Nah the point is to spend thousands of dollars so your animal costume of your OC is better than anyone else's. It's just nerd shit.
>>34812026I am not European, I live in the largest city in Polynesia.
>>34812035No
>>34812021So Amazon is social media now. Interesting.
>>34812014Did you get your daughter back yet? Is she old enough to understand what a shitty mother you are? Sadly, she will be a worthless slut like you because you're setting a bad example for her.>mommy, mommy, why are there different men coming in and out of our house? :(Has she asked you that already?
>>34812035Maybe
If you have ever hated your man when you ovulate, it means that you subconsciously view him as plan B and don't wanna have kids with him.
>>34812046I realized I didn't actually like my second boyfriend when I stopped taking birth control.
>>34812037It's like if you asked me how a lemon is a citrus and when I defined it you told me that that's literally all fruit when it really isn't I think this funny how we're all bound by the same chains and shackles and vices but you think yourself better and special than the rest because yours are a different color, it's a very common sentiment on this site because you all have that rebellious hipster mindset of being le different from le normcattle and nothing you do could possibly be the same as them, no sir. 4chan is virtually indistinguishable from Twitter or even Instagram now>picrelYes I know, the social media platform for autists
>>34812036Do I look like a dog to you?
>>34812047Many such cases. I learned this the hard way too, sadly I had already sunk an entire wedding and marriage into it and am now living in an apartment but at the bare minimum I'll never have to go through it again.
>>34812049A good bf would be thankful and kiss me but yet u act like this?
>>34812035She doesn't deserve to see you in the next life
>>34812044Lmao salty and a pedophile worshipper.You self insert as the loli too? Bruh
I hate it when i become aware of my knees
>>34812047>I realized I didn't actually like my second boyfriend when I stopped taking birth control.Birth control makes you more attracted to boring nice guys since your body thinks you're pregnant
NTA but I want a bf who is into pet play but not in a peg him way but in a he follows my commands and fucks me the way I tell him to.
>>34812047>i le didnt think and just kinda got bad vibes when i was on these pills and stuff :/imagine thinking you are a person that shluld be allowed to vote after sahing some childish NPC level shit like this
I want to date an amputee also want to keep her arm for uh reasons
>>34812058>imagine thinking you are a person that shluld be allowed to vote after sahing some childish NPC level shit like thisSAAAR! Do Not Redeem The Votes!
>>34811948Be a millionaire YouTuber.>>34811985>I love millionaire men with real wealth that aren't afraid to date an objectively ugly and lazy cheater like me!
>>34812048>It's like if you asked me how a lemon is a citrus and when I defined it you told me that that's literally all fruit when it really isn'tYou don't seem to understand that your analogous definition of a citrus would be "any fruit with skin and seeds".>blah blah blahLike I said you aren't going to jew your way out of this. You haven't proven dick and will not. I accept your concession. >4chan is virtually indistinguishable from Twitter or even Instagram nowSolely because of people like you. You actually might like it better there, so you should leave and let the door hit your ass on the way out.
>>34812057You know you can just demand men do things and reject them if they don't do them, right?
>>34812055your knees are now breathing manually
>>34812065This. The fuck are they gonna do, say no? They know they'd kill themselves within a year without a woman to validate their existence. Just tell him to do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwCk0truaXY&t=12s
>>34812065It's difficult to find a guy who wants to be submissive without being pegged or cbt'd.
>>34812063>it thinks I want moneyLol. So objectively ugly I constantly have to reject men? And I have still never cheated. I don't make deals that I don't agree to follow, unlike you. But you couldn't argue facts to save your pussy.
>>34812070>It's difficult to find a guy who wants to be submissive without being pegged or cbt'd.Or cucked?
>>34812057Trooner claws etched this post
>>34812064You call me a Jew I call you an autist, there really is no point in "proving" anything to you if you're just gonna smoke crack and misrepresent everything I say. You're the Jew here saying I owe you 100 when you lent me 50.
>>34812056He was very boring and very insecure. My patience for his bullshit evaporated.
Losing the drive to engage with my hobbies. I used to read books and comics and watch movies at home but now I don't. The film festival last week was good because I spent money so then I had to go out and do it but at home there's no impetus.
>>34812070You can't handle a little cbt? What's wrong with you?
>>34812072Whatever makes you feel good in your imagination. You don't have a millionaire YouTuber husband yet and you never will.
>>34812076Have you been able to find a more masculine guy?
>>34812075You've wasted all this bandwidth and typing effort to say nothing at all. You are legitimately retarded (or you are so obstinate that you might as well be). Go back to whatever YouTube channel brought you here and stay there.
>>34812077find a new hobby and give your old ones a rest. even if you drop your new hobby the old ones will feel fresh when you come back to them.
>>34812073Yes that too, I absolutely despise non monogamous relationships.>>34812078I don't want to hurt him. I'm dominant not sadistic.
>>34812080You don't have a millionaire youtuber husband either, dumb bitch. How are you jealous of my imagination? That's really pathetic. Lighten up, buttercup.
>>34812084Caging isn't hurting unless he makes himself hard. And neither is sounding if you're gentle.
>>348120812 since but nothing stuck
>>34812070im into all that stuff but would be fine with just what you described. i think most guys into that would just thank god they even found a girl that's into dominant stuff to begin with.
>>34812082>You've wasted all this bandwidth and typing effortOh no my 20 calories. Back at you motherfucker this is fun >Go back to whatever YouTube channel brought you here and stay thereI'm gonna stay here on your social media platform and you're gonna like it bitch. Go submit a janny app if you wanna mop me up
>>34812066Fuck you >:cI swear they hurt when i become aware of them
>>34812070I want to powerbottom for a woman if that makes sense. I would switch depending on the mood, but shibari doesn't sound bad. A gay guy told me I have a good body for bondage earlier today so there's that...
>>34812087That sucks. Do you think if you got on bc again you'd start liking beta male types again?
>>34812081she had casual sex with them to test if they aren't boring like her ex bf whom she dumped
Can't be cucked if I never have a gf
>>34812086Is that even CBT? There's no torture involved. While it doesn't do anything for me I would do it if a partner wanted.>>34812088I'm not purely a dom, but I'm just not into pain.>>34812091Shibari is fine too, but again not too tight.
>>34812095Or female friends, those try to make you feel like a cuck as well if they know you're single.
>>34812093Why would I do that
>>34812096Cbt is an umbrella term for "do something unexpected to the cock"You could put a candle in his dick hole and make him sing you happy birthday with a slow metronome pace before you blow it out and that is cbt.
>>34812086caging doesn't hurt even if you're trying to get hard, it only hurts if the cage is spiked to deliberately cause pain or a piece of shit that doesn't fit wellt. knower
>>34812101Then if you're legitimately too big when fully erect I believe it can hurt..t have dealt with problematic big penis ripping the ball clamp.
>>34812099>Why would I do thatJust curious. As a man, the idea that a pill could completely change the type of woman I'm interested in is wild.
>>34812103as a grower i find the smaller cages are a lot more comfortable. not sure if it's different for guys with a big flaccid dick though. and i can't speak to long term use, only up to a few hours.
>>34812098Do they tell you all about the BBCs they hop on?
If you're uncircumcised wouldn't wearing a cock cage for a month cause a huge accumulation of dick cheese?
And you niggas wonder why you can't get gfs
>>34812106I've talked out the logistics with showers and it's more material so you might as well get the bluetooth ones. Small-average is just easier.
>>34812109im a weird ass nigga im not changing or pretending otherwise just for some pity pussy
>>34812108Dont you take it off for cleaning?
>>34812089
>>34812107I'm not in the USA and there aren't a lot of black people here. The ones that arrived I'm pretty sure work off-the-book blue collar jobs 14 hours a day. At the moment women are more interested about fucking and then dating exchange students for a few months.
>>34812108No, you usually take it off to shower and clean because the proximity to dick hole and if the peehole isn't big enough.
i wish the government would just assign us all partners already
Are stores still a thing or do I have to buy everything online
>>34812108nearly every single person talking about any fetish online is exaggerating about how much they participate in it. anyone telling you they've worn a cock cage for a month literally nonstop (let alone permanently) is lying. you have to take those things off regularly to clean yourself and clean the cage. dick cheese aside, the dead skin isn't good for you either. don't listen to anyone saying bullshit like "teehee i've been locked 2 years and threw away the key" because they're larping.
>>34812117i went to a HiFi store today which was fun
>>34812116>Government assigns autistic retards women after years of whining and crying about it>The autist finally receives a woman>The woman looks like this
>>34812117Stores are still a thing but you shouldn't expect them to carry anything more than two filters specific.
>>34812113Follow me on Twitter follow me on shartify
>>34812120Idk what that is but I need to buy specific guitar strings and they've been out on scamazon for months
>>34812109You think I act like this when I talk to women?
>>34812121okay new idea, what if the ceo of 4chan assigns femanons and anons to become gf bf
>>34812129>femanons & anonsI don't want any of these retards to breed we have enough "neurodivergents" as it is
>>34812124>sharteenThis conversation makes much more sense knowing that you're probably underagedb&. Go back to your dying website that takes a million fingerprints and a picture or your nutsack LMAO
>>34812129There's gonna be like 5 matches and 30 single dudes
>>34812125the sell audio visual equipment stuff. i went there to listen to a few pairs of speakersmaybe go to your local guitar store? i think my guitar uses fairly thin strings
>>34812116>me enlisting my government assigned boyfriend so he can get blown up in iraq because it's not >him
>>34812132there a lot more femanons on atoga than u think
>>34812131No idea what any of that shit means but you seem to be projecting poor developmentally stunted retard
>open phone camera to take cute wholesome pic of a duck or bluejay or something>front-facing camera is on>see what I look like>immediately shut phone off and walk home sad
>>34812135It's 10:1 what would you know, you've been here for like 3 months
>>34812139>3 monthsnu uh
>>34812142Doesn't matter how long I'm still right.
>>34812146ive silently lurked on here longer than u have :P
>>34812139Even it its 10:1 male to female ratio that's still not bad competition, 95% of the men are bisexual femboys or zoomer submissive faggots
>>34812147Incorrect. Watch this Femanons, is she right? How may of you are there?
>>34812151hi
Why are men the only thing women hate more than other women?
>>34812151
Is the 17 dollar Amazon alphabet soup soldering iron a bad idea?
>>34812155Because women are hysterical and emotional. They don't think logically and they are notorious liars.Like when they lie about period pain, they pretend it's more painful than it is for attention. We all know if men had period pains it wouldn't even feel bad we would thug that out
>>34812151No, that's a man.
>>34812151*paws at ur butt*
>>34812157f, yes its going to be a pos. get a t90B
>>34812155Society lied to us that men would be protectors and providers. They're instead mostly predators and should hang themselves.
>>34812164That shit is 160 dollars, I have a 20 dollar gift card to blow on this because my old fire stick shat the bed
>>34812165We are protectors we only pick 1 girl to protect the rest can be someone else's problem
>some negger pumped a baby into me and ditched before i could have sex with him again and again, therefore men le badThis is your brain on weed.
>>34812167See? Niggas not protecting shit. Then they go and cheat on their wife anyway because it's normal to them.
>>34812109I can get gfs I just can't get it in, penis too bid
>>34812098How are they doing that? Just stop talking to them if they don't help you get laid?
>>34812166hmm, its $99aud on aliexpress so shop around you should be able to get it for like $50USD.the pinecil (silly name) is also pretty good and cheapwhich noname are you looking at? its not one of those ones that plug into mains and has no temp control
>>34812171Nah the one who gets protected never gets cheated. Only 1 woman femanon high value men only pick just one. The man isn't going to purchase 2 or 3 or 4 diamond rings and work his life for 5 women that's just insane. Women might be appealing but they're not that special. Only 1 (one).
>>34812177>Women might be appealing but they're not that special.Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay.
>>34812177>Only 1 woman femanon high value men only pick just oneWtf does this sentence mean
>>34812187He got that aura
>>34812165Okay but why do women hate other women so much?
>>348121875'7 is 'short as fuck'?are u norwegian or something
>>34812187sounds like he's at least an interesting guy
>>34812190We don't. We hate women that internalize misogyny.
>>34812183You don't have to be gay to understand women are just 'OK'. Most of you are just 'OK'. Some of you are absolutely pathetic, but there's a rare few who are absolutely wonderful, as rare as a jewel.
>>34812187
>>34812173>Just stop talking to them if they don't help you get laid?Officially it's not women's job to help men in any way, much less with stuff like that.
>>34812197It's ok to like sucking cock, anon. You don't have to suppress your desire anymore. We passed gay marriage in 2016.
>>34812175I already have this gift card and I'd rather spend that than my own money on it >its not one of those ones that plug into mains and has no temp controlYeah that was my old one. 40 watts ran as hot as the gods decided it would until it burned itself out. I scorched a couple boards and traces with it but I guess we can call it a skill issue
>>34812203Okay whatever you say
>>34812203why do u hate gays but promote faggoty behavior
>>34812207It's just her she has a gay man fetish
>>34812207Who said I hate gays? Gettem banned.
>>34812187>what's the deal? why him?>walks around like eren from attack on titan What does that even mean?
>>34812193It's short in all of Europe. I personally have never seen a short guy being popular with females, but it could also be that they see the 5'7 guy as a fun work jester before they go home and get fucked by their Chad/Tyrone bfs.
>>34812211Don't worry about him. He's too autistic to have a personality. He doesn't know.
>>34812212Why are all lanklets like this? Every time you long streaks of misery can't help but talk about cuckoldry and BBC. All of that height but the tiniest self esteem, your bodies are wasted on you.
if I was 6ft I would actually be slaying you guys have no idea
imiss the days when moids were nice and posted hand picsu guys are so depressing now
>>34812216Nobody cares about hand pics anymore. Femanons caught on to that whoring strategy and the attention dried up.
>>34812214whatever helps you cope with being subhuman
>>34812216Here you go spooky hand girl
>>34812215Did you just delete the post being jealous of the 5’7” guy?
>>34812205thats fair. though I really would suggest the pinecil over a no name random onehttps://www.amazon.com/PINECIL-Smart-Mini-Portable-Soldering/dp/B096X6SG13/
>>34812216All they want to talk about is their dick cheese and how much they want to kiss a nigga. No personality. Not one braincell.
>>34812220No that's not me
>>34812217i only stopped cause ppl said it made them uncomfortable,>>34812219ah!
>>34812216
>>34812221>55 bucks>Plus import fees>Plus delivery Is this shit battery powered too The one I'm looking at plugs into the wall but it at least has a knob that may or may not do anything
>>34812227>at least has a knob that may or may not do anythingTHATS WHAT SHE SAID AHAHAHAHAHA
should i reach around and rub her when we have sexo
>>34812229No if you can't get her off with just your dick and have to cheat and give her a clitoral orgasm you have a weak dick.
>>34812229Rub her belly and say "Good job, big girl."
>>34812229Rub what? Her dick?
>>34812229>t. Has only ever watched porn
>>34812229No women have having their clitoris touched that's a no go area don't do that it will give her the ICK
>>34812227oh idk, it shows as in stock for me and $20 when I click on it. but I'm in Australia so its obviously going to be different. its USB powered so you just use a phone chargerget something else then but idk much about the no name brands
>>34812229i always just suck on my gfs clit and make her cum before i go to town on her because im not doing that after i nut in her
>>34812232>Rub her belly and say "Good job, big girl."This, women love this it makes them feel big and beautiful, it also shows you were confident enough to rub her belly and call her a big girl. Very romantic!
>>34812238holy shit I think you just explained something that I've wondered about for a while, "why guys always try to make me orgasm before they do"
>>34812241nta it's because if you don't finish at the same time as us it means you will be expecting us to finish you off after we orgasm, and your pussy stinks of either semen if we went in raw or that rubber latex condom smell if we used a rubber and its an ICK. We ain't eating that
>>34812241Nta but it's usually a precaution in case they nut before you do when you're fucking. That way if they do they've technically already done the job and it's 1 for 1.
I used to use my hands like that once upon a time, but I don't anymore. Now the only thing I do is grip her by the waist near her center of gravity and just control her body so it feels as good as possible for me
>>34812238A lot of the time a girl just wants to be fucked
>>34812231This but unironically.
>>34812235im a virgin asking for tips and tricks be nice to me you FUCKING bully
>>34812244.t useless moid fantasy while he's gripping his dr pepper tictac no woman could even feel
Women do girls just wanna be fucked?
>>34812245well yeah i make her cum first as a matter of principle like she cant complain if i make her cum with my mouth and then make her cum with my dick because i take forever to cum normally inside of her
>>34812248lol you got triggered
>>34812248based, total dicklet death.
>>34812249i wanna be fucked
>>34812248>dr pepper tictacSpecifying the flavor is such a fat chick move.
>>34809460Who got nuked?
>>34812250She’s a woman, of course she can complain, like about you being a fucking simp who refuses to just fuck her like a primal animal.
>gf wants money>i want to soend more time with herwould it be weird to offer her an allowance so that she doesnt need to work?
>>34812257Lol
>>34812247Nta but here is my advice as a seasoned older man who has fucked a fair number of women in his time.Forget about tips and tricks, all of that bravado is distraction, just cheap ways to feel competent to show off against other boys or to peacock your ego to impress sluts who won't even love you anyway. Just talk to the girl as you begin and during, ask her how she feels, ask her if she wants you to be slower or gentler, pay attention to her facial expressions and make sure you don't see her feeling any pain and help her feel safe and cared for in bed and she'll be a screaming your name at the end
>>34812256thats what i do, how else do you think i make her cum on my dick
>>34812256These simps have been molded by female falsehoods their entire lives. Their brains have been boiled in female-doublespeak since their births, they likely dont even know the idea that woman are never upfront or even conscious of what they *really* want, especially sexually.
>you're dating someone for a month or so>you go over to their place for a chill night in>they fire up their Streaming Service of Choice to choose something to watch>first on their list of 'continue watching' is Big Bang Theory>they're about half way through the seriesHow do you react to that?
>>34812238Stop doing that. She loses respect for you each time you go down on her. Not to mention you can get throat cancer if you weren't her first bf.
>>34812247First of all, shut up pussy. Second of all, rub before to help warm her up. Don’t worry about during.
>>34812260You write like an ESL virgin
>>34812241>holy shit I think you just explained something that I've wondered about for a while, "why guys always try to make me orgasm before they do"It's also really hot.I'll have a better orgasm if she has one first.
>>34812255We're getting shilled rad-X pills irl.
>>34812259Yeah this is some primo boomer betabuxx mentality, dont listen to this fucking cuck faggot.
>>34812263thats interesting, find me a paper on that>>34812265trying too hard
>>34812256>just have sex better!>if you listen to a woman it makes you submissive!Men are naturally submissive.
>>34812258what
>>34812257holymoly he's reinventing the patriarchy from first principles, eliminate him
Women, how flirty are you?
>>34812273kek
>>34812274does grabbing his butt count as flirting
me strong man me bigger penis me make woman do big cums me no give her ick me get respect.
>>34812276What is it with you and grabbing men's butts
Women, is it possible for you to truly respect and take a man seriously when he has a small sick?
>>34812257>would it be weird to offer her an allowance so that she doesnt need to work?That's what men do when they choose the one woman who is worth it, yes. She gets to stay at home and do cute shit like crafts or gardening or raising the kids while you, the man, are out there bringing home the bacon. Just make sure you don't give that life to just any random tramp, the girl has to be special.
>>34812278grabbing cock is too horny and i can’t say what other things i want to grabso butt it is
>>34812279They prefer men confident enough not to hide how much he pukes
>>34812279>small sickEverybody is capable of puking a lil bit.
>>34812281>i can’t say what other things i want to grabgut
>>34812280she is really special to me and honestly i feel like i want to take care of her and am kinda obligated to because i took all her firsts. she is absolutely wife materialill bring it up with her, thanks fren
>>34812286:D something like that
>>34812281grab my armsor my neck
>>34812261Yep, for example things like cumming fast because you wanted her so much that you couldn’t hold back. Or getting erections randomly or in awkward places bc of her. Etc.
>>34812287No problem brother and hey, nice good catch. Sounds like she is a keeper if that's how she makes you feel so take good care of her and well done mate
>>34812280Sounds like taking care of a child
>>34812277>me strong man me bigger penis me make woman do big cums me no give her ick me get respect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4p0pOMBLrA
>>34812287>really special to meYou gotta look at that shit objectively. Special girls get special treatment. Don’t let it be bc of how you “feel”.
>>34812292>Sounds like taking care of a child
>about to bust>she gets loud all of a sudden and asks for more>says shes closewhat do
>>34812279yes, unless its legitimately a micropenis I dont think size matters that much
>>34812295Literally tho just read that. Someone who sits on your house who you give an allowance to so they can entertain themselves with fun hobbies and crafts. What else does that sound like. A child or a pet or something
>>34812298>micropenisi thought that was a joke or meme or something. shit is horrifying.
>>34812297Hodick
>>34812300She sells the crafts, she also tends to the home, makes meals, nurtures and feeds the kids. Being a housewife and a mother is a full time job in its own right for women and it's hard work, that allowance is earned
>Have gf>Have huge dong>Gf cheats with a lesbian
>>34812301its kind of depressing because a guy is going to have a terrible sex life because of it whereas what I think is the female equivalent (vaginismus) has treatment options and will still have an OK sex life
>about to break up with a girl who is almost perfect because she is too deepWomen, why are you like this? It was so close
>>34812276No, I believe that would be considered sexual assault
>>34812307Anon, pass the ball if you're not playing.
>>34812308Only if the genders were reversed, idiot
>>34812307>because she is too deepThe fuck? That sound like an amazing girl. How is she *too* deep? Don't sabotage yourself, Anon.
>>34812308but im so sad and lonely sometimes it even makes me cryi think my palm deserves to feel moid butt
*grabs your dick aggressively*
How do I cope with my 7.2in microdick?
>>34812309That's what I'm doing>>34812313I want her to enjoy me hitting her cervix, but I can't reach it even tho I'm 8 inches. She's just too deep for me.
>>34812216We've always been depressing. And I posted my hand just a couple of weeks ago lastly. Nobody liked it. Nobody ever does.
>>34812217>Femanons caught on to that whoring strategyWhat does that mean?
>>34812314why dont you ask a nice moid for his contact info then?
>>34812317Stop having an 8inch microdick then.
>>34812321I can't unfortunately. But I can find a girl who is shallower.
>>34812320i actually hve asked for an anon's discord tag once,, he was unwilling to provide it
>>34812323keep trying, im sure there is a lonely anon who will be glad to be your friend. you got this femanon! take the initiative!
>>34811962Reading this post made me uncomfortable. Stay away from me please.
>>34812323he just like me
>>34812323gimme
>>34812325hm.. so i can have urs?
>>34812330sure its needanobsession
>>34811892>enviousYou're smart and handsome enough to use the right word. Well done, anon!
>>34812303>Does chores like a child Yep
>>34811901Trust broken.
gender, if money was no issue what job would you like to work?
>talk to 4chan foid that begs for male attention for months>finally sees what eachother looks like>she stops responding to me like 2 days laterbeing ugly is like being raped all the time except the curb your enthusiasm theme plays every time it happens
>>34812338>talk to 4chan foid that begs for male attention for monthsfound your issue
>>34812331how do i know this is actually u and not some other anons tag u yoinked
>>34812340i can send u a screenshot idk
>>34812339the real ones have always turned me down too, had to switch my game up somehow yk
>>34812337M. Father
>>34811843MI'm lonely and I wanted some female contact. Maybe delusions of maybe finding an atoga girlfriend. The former part is still true.
>>34812341can i get some self anon stats first
>>34811843I like how mentally ill and antisocial the behavior ITT is.
>>34811843nc, malegoing through a breakup and somehow posting made me feel better about it
>>34811843M. Penis too large for normal relationships, so I came to atoga for help
>>34812346>self anon statswdym?
>>34812337F. Running a little B&B sounds fun.
>>34812305>did he really consider it cheating when I pegged her in his bed without him?>he was out drinking by himself like a loser
>>34812337M If money was no issue I wouldn't want to work a job.
>>34812337M, new Epstein's Island but with politicians instead of kids
>>34811843MI used to read the Pimpanon threads, but none of you newfags will know what that is.
>>34812350a/s/l/w/h/r/bc
>>34812337President
>>34811843F. Needed advice about my bf at the time pushing me out of our little bed at night. After some talking, the thread opened my eyes to how fucked the relationship was and I was able to break up with him.
Even if fat fetish poster is a foid they're clearly sub-80 IQ and mentally a child. They probably only like fat men because they remind them of Santa Claus.
>>34812359>Needed advice about my bf at the time pushing me out of our little bed at nightLmao
>>34812356lol just add me and we can have a conversation, silly
>>34812317Oh, you meant actually physically deep. I thought you were talking about personality.What an incredibly petty and stupid reason to not be with somebody.She sounds like you're perfect for each other. Again, don't self-sabotage.
>>34812361If that was true then why isn't every fat moid trying to dress up as santa clause to get some?
>>34812337M.Write absolutely overwrought and inane political philosophy and extremist diatribes whilst amassing a small but dedicated fanbase that will spread my thoughts across the world.
>>34812362It wasn't funny at the time.
>>34812352I was actually looking at apartments for us to move in together.What's the point of pegging someone without a prostate? Just fuck her pussy.
>>34812319It was a common way for men to whore out and get attention but they saw it to many times and are now unimpressed
>>34812367My bad, it's just the visual
>>34812337MMusician
>>34812369>but they saw it to many times and are now unimpressedOh, yeah, that'll happen.
>>34812361>Even if fat fetish poster is a foid they're clearly sub-80 IQ and mentally a child. true>They probably only like fat men because they remind them of Santa Claus.false, beards are a turn off
>>34812359Was he a cat?
>>34812368Pegging only means anal to moids since that's their hole
>>34812337>if money was no issue what job would you like to work?M. I'm too old and tired to enjoy any kind of work, now. When I was younger I think I might have enjoyed working for a gaming company. I have several somewhat relevant skills, there: I'm reasonably good at maths, and good at OO programming (used to be a software engineer), but I'm also not bad at creative writing (or at least at writing atmospheric scenes), and I used to do a lot of amateur acting; so I feel like there ought to be some sort of Interactive Fiction and voice-acting niche there.
>>34812367It’s what you get for stealing the covers
>>34812378>T. 31
>>34812376No. He was a miserly slob who didn't want to upgrade from a tiny twin bed he had since he was a child.
>>34812359How long ago was this
>>34812370I get it.>>34812379I bought him new fucking sheets AND a new mattress and he yelled at me for it.
>be fat>lose weight>still look hideous due to loose skinIts kinda awesome how theres a weird justice to stuff like that. Like, no, you don't get to just walk that neglect of your body off. You get to wear a disgusting badge of it for everyone to see. If vanity was your goal, you will (rightly) be denied any gratification.
>>34812382Like six years ago?
>>34812381Hope you've found a less niggardly moid
>>34812241>holy shit I think you just explained something that I've wondered about for a while, "why guys always try to make me orgasm before they do"I think it's more that I'm not going to be in a fit state to do anything at all after I come, except lie completely motionless for several minutes. When I come, sex is *over*. It'll be at least half an hour before I can feel any arousal or pleasure at all. Absolutely anything else that is going to happen has to happen before that, because nothing can happen after.
>>34812380I'm 55. But I have a number of interesting and debilitating medical issues as well.
>>34812387I didn't prioritize it, but now the moid in my life is too generous if anything.
>>34812392>I'm 55.hot... ur my dad's age
>>34812393That's possible?
>>34812394Didn't you say you didn't like older guys, make your mind up
>>34812392Are you the guy that fucks his daughter?
>>34812394Being your dad's age is hot? That's either false or concerning.
>>34812392What was it like growing up in the 80s
>>34812395Yes. I sometimes feel guilty for accepting everything he wants to share with me, since I offer so little in monetary value comparatively.
>>34812397im 21 and never even had my firstt kiss, im desperate! ill take anyone!! >_<>>34812399yea u can be like my dad 2.0 but i get to see u naked
>>34812393Women. Never fucking happy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrRcl70q1iw
>>34812392Have you bought you coffin already, grandpa?
>>34812398>Are you the guy that fucks his daughter?I'm the guy who has a younger girlfriend and is the source of that bizarre rumour. But she and I not actually related, and had never met until we started dating.
>>34812403>21
>>34812399Her dad is crazy, he's overbearing and keeps her inside and she depends basically entirely on him, it's no wonder she has daddy issues
>>34812406Oh, there's a guy on here that actually does
>>34812404Fuck you, I'm not opening that.
>>34812406How young?
>>34812408no he's not lol u have me confused for a different anon
>>34812414Riiiight
>>34812417*paws at ur butt*
>>34812418I've seen how you post about him you're all fucked up
>>34812419*paws at ur navel*
>>34812420If you touch my again I'll take my life and your blood will be on my hands
You gotta feel bad for stupid women, they're always head over heels for the biggest piece of shit guys.
>>34812337M. There's really two schools of thought for me on this one. In option one, I'd be fine doing what I do now but fully remote, so that I could work from a large rural property, or sailboat, or while travelling, etc.In option two, I'd own a large rural property and make a living from a mix of things like teaching people to farm, having a farm to table restaurant, beekeeping, selling small volume primary produce, etc.
>>34812422I mean my blood will be on your hands
>>34812422>>34812425so cute lol
>>34812423Those guys have the best personalities. A good personality is an exciting one, unpredictable, drama-inducing. Female dating is all about getting cheap thrills and being worshipped while being beaten
>>34812423I've seen plenty of smart women do this. Brains can be smart, but ovaries and testicles are fucking retards.
I've posted my nudes on soc again. I fucking hate myself
>>34812430Post the thread.
>>34812430WHERE?! (if moid)
>>34812430link?
>>34812424What is it with this farming stardew valley larp everyone here wants to do
>>34812400>What was it like growing up in the 80sScary. The Cold War was still a big thing at that point, and the possibility of a full-blown nuclear war breaking out at any moment was something we had to live with on a daily basis. It was also depressing. I can remember Thatcher winning the election in 1979, and that was the start of 18 continuous years of Conservative rule, during which almost everything was damaged beyond repair. But it's probably the smaller things that one was more aware of. Up until the early 80s, all TV was broadcast, and your only way to watch was to sit in front of the TV as it was *being* broadcast; and there were only three channels (increasing to four in 1982). From the early 80s, home video recorders became a thing and you could buy or rent movies on pre-recorded tapes; but the quality was much poorer than watching live. There were no mobile phones; if you were going to be late to meet someone, you might be able to find a payphone, but often you simply had no way of warning them. No internet in anything remotely resembling its modem form (the world wide web didn't really kick off till the mid 90s). If you wanted to research something, you couldn't look it up online, you had to go to a public library and spend an afternoon looking through reference books. And of course there was AIDS to worry about, which was invariably fatal back then: some people were concerned it might wipe out the entire human race. And there were levels of casual racism and homophobia that were simply staggering by modern standards.
>>34812405>Have you bought you coffin already, grandpa?Can't afford it.
>>34812430It's not really a big deal, no one cares.
>>34812410>Oh, there's a guy on here that actually doesNo, trust me: I am the source of that rumour. There's no one else, only me. It just isn't true. >>34812412>How young?Late 20s.
>>34812434>for the same price as a city apartment, I can buy 100 acres in a semi-rural areaGee I wonder.
>>34812434NTA. It's well known that people feel overwhelmed with the complexity of modern life and society, and long for a simpler time where life made more sense on a level that you can grasp.
>>34812435Interesting, any good things, what did young people do for fun
>dining out alone>cute woman slides into the seat opposite of me>immediately begins eating>talks to me like she's been with me forever>I just accept my fate as her husband>she drools a little on my chest in her sleepthis is the lonely moid's dream
>>34812435This is a much better description than I would be able to give of growing up in the 90s.>levels of casual racism and homophobia that were simply staggering by modern standardsThe levels of casual racism and homophobia I see online, and particularly here, is staggering compared to when I was growing up.
>>34812430Why'd you do it?
>>34812424>sailboatCopyanon returns to us
>>34812435>>34812444It's not like I get called the n-word anywhere besides here, but I'd say I see racist people like every single day I go out. When I worked with old people, it was just that they voiced it more obviously than younger people do now.
>>34812443NO ONE KNOWS
I just posted nudes for the first time ever on /soc/. I even posted spread pussy on demand. Fuck I have so much regret now. How tf do i cope with this ?
>>34812450Delete it larper
>>34812448nobody asked
>>34812453>casual racism
>>34812447Your normie overlord isn't coming back.
>>34812447Don't remind me of him. I was so cringe to him back then.
men, does masturbating when u have a full bladder feel good or bad?
>>34812460Bad.
>>34812460I don't notice but I have the fattest piss after
>>34812453Don't be a dick.
>>34812458 How so?
>>34812458I doubt you even made a dent in him (a stranger on the internet).
>>34812445because I needed male attention
>>34812448You're black? Is your gf white?
>>34812460Good. But also bad in that slightly panicked way you get when you really need to pee.
>>34812468How did getting it feel?
>>34812468Post the link already or you're lying
Is it cringe to take international trips without your long-term partner? Let's say I want to go somewhere she's not interested in.
>>34812465I couldn't hide how hard I was crushing on him at the time. He must've known it and must've been having a laugh at my expense.>>34812466Maybe. We did talk a lot here and played games outside this thread a bit.
>>34812448>>34812444Oldfag here, again. When I was at school (and it was actually quite a nice school) you used to have kids in the classroom singing National Front songs. "There's no black on the Union Jack, so let's all send the bastards back" was one of the milder ones. And this wasn't online and anonymous, it was something that it didn't occur to anybody they needed to keep private.
>>34812469I don't see what that has to do with this conversation, but yes.
>>34812478Based
>>34812477>crushing on an anonymous stranger when there's an 80% chance he's an ugly basement NEETYou see how bad of a decision that is, right?I was around a bit and I remember some of this nonsense. And I suppose he never struck me as a liar and basement NEET. But even then crushing on him is insane behaviour.
>>34812479Hot, do you have a bbc.
Who is copyanon
>>34812488It's only 6"
>>34812485I wasn't used to being negged by Australians on the internet, so I was confused by it. Sue me.
>>34812488I don't have a c, actually.
>>34812494Negging actually works? I'll have to try it.
>>34812444>This is a much better description than I would be able to give of growing up in the 90s.Another thing modern people would find weird, I think, was how much smoking there was. In 1974 45% of the adult population smoked. And it was everywhere. People smoked in pubs and bars, on trains and station platforms, on aeroplanes, at the theatre, in cinemas/movie theatres, in cars, in restaurants, and any kind of common room/break room/rec room area was always full of ash trays and cigarette butts. Walking along the street, most of the people you passed seemed to be smoking. There was nowhere you could escape from it.
Why can't someone crush on me
>>34812498It works on people who aren't used to the tactic and medium.
>>34812460>men, does masturbating when u have a full bladder feel good or bad?In my case it feels bad. Instead of feeling sexual pleasure, I just feel the need to pee more strongly. But I don't know how universal that is.
>>34812450Link?
>>34812497Mine is bigger and I'm white, why is it so small?
>>34812492Long gone thread regular. Australian. Allegedly a normie with a pretty successful life. Gave good advice occasionally but was also pretty sanctimonious and unsympathetic. The girls liked him and swooned over his vocas.
>>34812478>"There's no black on the Union Jack, so let's all send the bastards back"Oh, right. England.Not really the picture I had of the place when I was a kid. Not until later I've come to understand what a horrid place it can be. But I guess that can be said about everywhere in the world.>it didn't occur to anybody they needed to keep privateBecause you don't need to, when there's no social consequences for you behaviour.
>>34812511It's some sort of disability called "being a woman", I think. It's incurable and makes it so I have to accept less pay from my job.
>>34812511Meant to reply >>34812493
>>34812442>what did young people do for funWatching TV was a big thing - although maybe more for families. Some TV shows regularly had a third of the population of the country watching them live. Video gaming actually was a thing from as early as the late 1970s (mostly coin-operated machines in the arcades) and increasingly became a thing since at home from the early 80s onwards. (The games were obviously very primitive compared to modern stuff). But there was a lot of physical stuff: playing football (soccer) in the park, table tennis in youth clubs, going swimming, that kind of thing. There was probably a bit more emphasis on things like the boy scouts and girl guides back then, too: organised activities. In families I think there were more trips to fairgrounds and touring circuses. Or trips to the zoo. People used to read more.
>>34809460>most women on dating apps pick "looking for LTR">pick "short term, long term okay myself">better results than when I had any other tagGo figure
>>34812522>Go figureI'm not picking up what you're putting down
>>34812514>Oh, right. England.>Not really the picture I had of the place when I was a kid. Not until later I've come to understand what a horrid place it can be. But I guess that can be said about everywhere in the world.Well into the 70s, in London, if there was an advert for a room to let, it would quite often say "No blacks, dogs, or Irish".
>>34812527Could've just left it at no dogs
>>34812499I believe that. Growing up in the 90s there were active propaganda campaigns aimed at teenagers to discourage picking up smoking, and make us feel like smoking isn't cool. They worked. To this day I think smoking is cringe. There was a time in the early 2000s where smoking seemed to me to have almost disappeared but it seems to be making a comeback now. I see more and more smokers when I go outside.
>>34812512>pretty sanctimonious and unsympathetic. The girls liked himLmao
Idek what I'd do with my life if I suddenly fixed it
>>34812515>"being a woman", I think. It's incurableHaven't you heard? They've found a cure for it, apparently.
>>34812511>>34812517Because blacked porn isn't a documentary?
>>34812537They just chop off the weird growths and sew the chronic hip wound shut. But patients remain frail and emotional, its not really a cure.
>>34812535It IS funny, but my guy, women love it when a man doesn't worship them. This is a known bug in their programming. See the proof >>34812494
>>34812522Most girls on there wanna get fucked. They just don't want people they know talking shit about them, so they go for plausible deniability.
>>34812542Truth spoken
>>34812539Will you ruin and waste her white genes with your African seed?
>>34812542NtaOk so where are my bitches
>>34812545Not having kids.
>>34812536f, I fixed my life but I also feel kinda bored a lot of the time. IG it just takes time to figure it out
>>34812549Why not? She would look good with a half breed mulatto baby?
>>34812536You're not going to "suddenly" fix it. But after that you continue on with maintaining your life and building buffers and safeguards to reduce the risk of it falling apart again. And if you still feel like you have too much time and energy left over there's always paying it forward and helping other people fix their lives.
>>34812542>This is a known bug in their programmingIts not a bug, the bug are a bunch of 19th century Romanticist authors inventing the myth that women like to be worshipped. Mentally sound humans in general don't like that , and women are fundamentally human even though it ma ybe hard to believe some times. Talk about "worhipping" women to a bunch of 16th cnetury peasants, I'm sure ti would be an absolute hoot and you would learn twenty difefrent synonyms for "faggot" in one night.
>>34812548NTA. Being pissed off at them doesn't work either. It's more like treating them as quaint.
>>34812553Anon, how'd you end up like this? What would your parents say if they could see this?
>>34812552How did you fix it and what are you doing now>>34812554I mean what I'd do for a living or fulfilment, there's nothing im seriously interested in pursuing. My ideas in the past were just some "least worst thing"
>>34812555>Its not a bug, the bug are a bunch of 19th century Romanticist authors inventing the myth that women like to be worshippedThis.It's funny how those works have warped the minds of men far more than they did women's.
>>34812552>f, I fixed my life but I also feel kinda bored a lot of the time. IG it just takes time to figure it outHave sex with 'dangerous' men.
>>34812556I'm not pissed off at them I did treat them like that, I don't really take them seriously, what do I get radio silence. I guess some dudes have some aura or something
>>34812545Would you eat anon's creampie, you faggot?
>>34812557>Anon, how'd you end up like this? My fetish is all manners of savages and subhumans, defiling and ruining pretty white girls, and using their wombs to create more of their spawn. I watch a lot of pornography. But I do not like BLACKED, the girls look like whores, so I do not care.>What would your parents say if they could see this?I don't know, I do not think they would be impressed.
>>34812565No, as I am not gay.
Next earthquake is going to shake the entire World and it is going to last for a total one hour.
>>34812542Fuck you. Don't use my neurotic ass as proof for anything. Unless you want to normalize all of my weird shit.
>>34812537I'm fine with just having a giant plastic dick that I can hold against my body and pretend with. I don't need expensive alternative cures.
>>34812334>Does chores like a childWork is chores you get paid for, same thing just a different skillset. Being a good parent is a skill you pick up. It's far easier to deal with adults than a screaming infant 24/7.
>>34812559>I mean what I'd do for a living or fulfilment, there's nothing im seriously interested in pursuing. My ideas in the past were just some "least worst thing"Oh, so what you were actually trying to say was>Idek how to fix my life.Well welcome to the club, buddy.
alright everyone, it's time to go to work, here's to hoping my fears aren't valid like I thought see you in 8 hours
Why is 4channel the only place that denies BNWO? You could go outside right now in any big European or American city and see at least 5 couples where the white women are with a BBC.All the favourite women of foids have also made references to BBC or got a black bf - Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, Zara Larsson, Billie Eilish, Sabrina Carpenter, Lindsey Vonn, Heidi Klum etc etc
>people keep falling for the fix your life memeLife is always in a state of flux and growth and regression and progression and process forwards backwards and sideways. The idea that you can 'fix' life into a stable permanent state is one of life's many cosmic shitposts, it's a lie.
>>34812566>I watch a lot of pornography. But I do not like BLACKED, the girls look like whoresEvelyn Claire & Jia Lissa don't look like whores
>>34812579Well duh, I just don't know where I'd go if I pulled myself together
>>34812581>Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, Zara Larsson,False
>>34812559therapy, going to uni, got a partner. rn I'm neet moding but I'm going back to uni next year and I dont have anywhere near the same level of mental health crises now>>34812562no lol
>>34812580You'll deal with any problems that come up. I believe in you.
>>34812584But they are porn stars, which ruins it, as they are professional whores.
>>34812582My life has been in one state of stagnation and not moving in any direction for years>>34812587What are you studying, I wanted to do an engineering degree when I was younger and didn't know what it entailed but now I don't really want to do that
MenToday I've """accidentally""" dropped a pen next to my work crush's desk and bent over to pick it up. How many times do I need to this kind of bullshit for him to finally hit on me?
>>34812585But you *would* know where to go if you *did* pull yourself together. Those imply the same thing.You don't pull yourself together because you don't know where you would go if you pulled yourself to together, because if you did know where you would go you would know how to pull yourself together, but you don't so you don't and if you did then you would.
>>34812592Moid hands
>>34812592Bruh, he's not going to hit on you while you're in a vulnerable state like that.
>>34812592Fuck off. Go and ask him out.
>>34812591medicine! i was studying ee at one point but the field was kinda awful so I changed degrees
>>34812592That's awkward, not flirty.
>>34812592Be even more passive and he will take the hint.
>>34812592>How many times do I need to this kind of bullshit for him to finally hit on me?Why the FUCK is it so hard for you women to just walk up to a man and talk to him or ask him out? Do you really expect men to hit on every woman who picks up something in their vicinity? Then why the fuck are you complaining all the time about getting hit on?Seriously, western women are especially retarded about this. Same as with the women who play the "no means try harder" game and train men to be ickily persistent. I mean you're pussies int the literal sense, but maybe try to be a little bit less pussy about flirting, hm?
>>34812602>Why do women act like women You guys need to stop asking this
>>34812603I refuse to believe that 50% of humanity are THIS retarded. Theres no way this whole procreating this is that complicated by nature.
>>34812606>Theres no way this whole procreating this is that complicated by natureSaar
>>34812593It's not like I really knew back when my life was in order either it was all just vague "maybe this maybe that" >>34812598I don't even remember which field I wanted to go into, it was a toss up between electrical and mechanical. But I'll agree the more I learned about it the more Iost interest
>>34812606Yet we've been fucking for thousands of years, women just weren't taken seriously or were expected to act like men for 99% of it
>>34812609we is actually such a terrible field to work in, and the people are so awful.
>>34812592I've realized men hate that awkward shit. It just makes them embarrassed to be around you. Shit sucks.
>>34812609>It's not like I really knew back when my life was in order either it was all just vague "maybe this maybe that"But you were young and you had hope that you would find something you enjoyed and felt meaningful. Is you've grown older and more jaded and you've tried more stuff while nothing seems to work, hope is slowly dwindling and despair rising. Which makes your life feel out of order.
>>34812592>>34812620If he reads the signals wrong, he loses his job. I would hate to be around someone who makes me worry about losing my job.
how is everyone today
>>34812623Reading signals doesn't cause shit, it's the way he acts upon them. And if a man can't figure out a way to escalate without risking HR he's rightfully filtered out of the gene pool.
>>34812586Taylor Swift - Lover music video, has been seen at several parties sitting next to BBCsLana Del Rey - music videos with Quavo and Asap RockyZara Larsson - several BBC bfs and has publicly insulted white men
>>34812627>he's rightfully filtered out of the gene poolThen why come to 4chan to complain about it?
>>34812620>>34812623Come on, if I didn't want him to do something I wouldn't bend over, I'd just crouch down
Women of /atoga/, what would you do if a much larger man held you down and shat in your mouth?
>>34812623I hugged a guy a ton and even licked his fucking glasses to clean them and he just found it annoying. He shouldn't have been able to read the signals wrong if he tried.>>34812633They don't know how bodies work, they assume everything women do is just weird.
>>34812631Not my post, my view is that she should be lynched for making advances at work but it isn't remotely challenging to figure out how to flirt back without losing your job. That dumb slut figured out she can drop a pen and retain plausible deniability, how in the fuck do you find yourself unable to keep up with that amount of brain power.
>>34812638>she should be lynched for making advances at workI know that shareholders are obsessed with wagies suppressing their humanity to function at maximum profitability, but get a grip nigger. This whole american cult of not being human at the workplace really smacks of puritanism warmed up.
Just smack her ass when she bends over
>>34812626I’m alright. My cat woke me up early like five times today so I’m a little underslept. Wbu
>>34812640That's a bit too far at that point. A guy can't do that until we're already together and nobody is around to see it.
>>34812640I mean it would be surprise but a welcome one if he did it>>34812602>walk up to a man and talk to him or ask him outThis ain't no job for a lady
>>34812592Gnarled, veiny moid hands.
>>34812639I hate Americans. I don't want to deal with overeager dickhavers at work. I don't want my husband to deal with horny whores at work. It's subhuman to shake your ass in public, even more so in places people are held hostage at for food and shelter.
>>34812640my partner has done this to me, its nice
>>34812592>>34812627See the problem is that this >>34812640 the first response that pops up into an average man's head when faced with this situation. It's the first thing I thought of too. Just ignoring the foid and doing nothing is better then.
My veins course blood, that's so venomous
>>34812642im tired not feeling great hopefully today goes smoothlylol silly cat
>>34812640I do that at least once or twice a day to my woman already, that + when she cooks I sneak behind her and give her a hand bra
>>34812649Pussy. it'd work >>34812644
>>34812633It's hilarious how you bitches spent 20 years telling men not to approach you and now you're complaining about them not hitting on you. What a retarded dumb cunt you are.
>>34812655>It's hilarious how you bitches spent 20 years telling men not to approach you and now you're complaining about them not hitting on you. What a retarded dumb cunt you are.The women only said that to prevent other women from being given attention it was all a social ploy to sabotage each other but it accidentally ruined the men in the process WELL DONE FOIDS
>>34812651Got a lot to do today?
>>34812658Anon a femoid literally admitted she would be pleased if her crush at work smacked her ass are you blind
>>34812658Dumbass. Read her response instead of requoting your own.
>>34812660I meant to point to this post >>34812623.>a femoid literally admitted she would be pleased if her crush at work smacked her ass>a femoidYeah, and twenty others who aren't even in this thread would go directly to HR.
Need a girlfriend with a Welsh accent
>>34812649It is a real problem that most men are too retarded to breed, yes. Doesn't make me any less mad about them shifting the blame for being unable to use their brains onto women."I'm struggling to create opportunities to escalate" would be acceptable. "She's trying to put thought crimes into grug head that might erase grug job" is just embarrassing.
>>34812664If a girl is bending over to pick stuff up and pushing her ass in your periphery it's obvious as shit she is sending a signal it doesn't get more obvious. Especially if this is happened more than once in a given week
>>34812666https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqwJzcHAFxA
>>34812664Just don't read the wrong signals
What's going on with Indian men?
>>34812656KekThats actually a really good explanation. They ruined all of human mating just to finally one up Stacy (that stupid bitch)
Women: if females are more emotionally mature/intelligent than us men, does that mean I can blame you for all the break ups and arguing? After all the power dynamics clearly show I was being a dumb moid and you were more emotionally intelligent, which means you get the blame and you emotionally used and abused me!!!!!
>>34812659hopefully not
>>34812647I want to fuck you against my desk.
>>34812647>I gots mine fuck everyone else let them die as virgins hahaSee here: >>34812656You remind me of that chick at my last job who was really apprehensiuve towards flirting, until she divorced and started almost harassing me. Fuck you retards.
>>34812669Not at all unless she literally rubs it against his shoulder. You are literally retarded.
Not quite sure what to do with my life.
>>34812681Spread legs.
>>34812669>it's obvious as shit she is sending a signalAnd the obvious response is this >>34812640,which results in this >>34812643 reaction, and now even she is calling for HR.Besides how many times haven't men picked up on "obvious" signals that weren't? It's what led up to the whole "me too" thing in the first place.
>>34812679>she divorced and started almost harassing meYou were asking for it, acting all cute and talking about your day flaunting your emotion cleavage
>>34812681I've accepted that my singular, greatest calling in life is to become a good mother. Maybe you can consider something similar.
>>34812668>It is a real problem that most men are too retarded to breed, yes.Is it really though?
>>34812671I'll just keep it safe just in case, if it's all the same to you.
>>34812685Geriatric pregnancy gonna be hell for those kids prayin fo they neurology
>>34812683>Besides how many times haven't men picked up on "obvious" signals that weren't? It's what led up to the whole "me too" thing in the first place.Women are so neurotic about signals and accidental clothing malfunction they fold and iron their skirts with their hand before sitting down. If that same woman all of a sudden shows reckless abandon and keeps "accidentally" leaning her chest over me or hover her ass around me it's obvious
>>34812682No>>34812685I am not ready to be a father.
>>34812688That's cool, then shut the fuck up
>>34812675NAG. What are you talking about? The retard always get's the blame.
>>34812684In hindsight I should have hit it. Dedicated runner milf with juicy saggers. Welp, at least I successfully defended my virginity (again)
>>34812694>The retard always get's the blame.>get'sSo... you?
>>34812694No you were the more emotionally mature one that makes me the vulnerable emotionally under developed man, you take the blame. You women taught us well the last decade, about power dynamics and maturity differences. Women are more mature than men on average that means you are the perpetrator
>>34812697Yes.
>>34812560>It's funny how those works have warped the minds of men far more than they did women's.Not really, letting your inner simp out with wanton abandon is a nice thought in theory. Same as women probably want to fuck every man in the room, but are held back by slutshaming. A man who simps for any random old woman he is barely just talking to is the male equivalent of a slut. Women are the guardians of sex, men are the guardians of relationships.
Women are you an emotional predator
Is anyone else afraid of clicking a random recommended you tube video for fear of having to spend days subsequently pruning your algorithm.
>>34812704Not me.
>>34812701>men are the guardians of relationships.Nta but this shit is so retarded. Relationships are insanely accessible to women too, they can always find someone to mop them up.
>>34812704Just block and dislike if it turns out to be crap.
>>34812704That's why I always open them in incognito
>>34812704I let my bf use my YouTube account and now I have a million video game players on my recommended page. It's fucking Hell.
>>34812709This doesn't work, I've been getting ai generated songs and random artists with 7 views in my recommendeds for months now despite using that feature, those buttons don't do anything and it'll still poison your algorithm if you click on it.
>>34812708They can find a desperate low value male, yes. I don't use terms like that, but in this case its fitting. You really have to have nothing going on in your life to throw a full blown relationship after every crumb of pussy that comes your way.
I had a dream that I was a director at the CIA
>>34812714Those chicks will have it made anyway, betabuxxer to pamper them, chad for sex. And if he finds out what's he gonna do, divorce her like he has another option and she doesn't? Lmao
>>34812715How many children did you abuse?
>>34812709>if it turns out to be crapI'm almost sure it will, but it could be good for a laugh.But it's like I ate a portion sized bag of chips once and youtube goes "oh, you like chips, probably want to eat chips with every meal.">Just block and dislikeAnd then I have to keep doing that until the algorithm calms down.>>34812712Exactly!
>>34812723Sounds like a skill issue, it works for me.
>>34812710I probably should do that. But at that point I'm like do I really want to watch this video?
>>34812715I had a dream I meet the Cracker Milk cast. I bought them drinks, the guys started a brawl and the red haired one said she “smelled my virginity” and tried to fuck me by dragging me to her hotel room where she ended up riding a pillow and vomiting all over it as I was in the corner sitting and then she passed out and I changed her clothes and sheets and left. Then I was in the metro in NYC where a pickpocket tried to take my wallet.
>>34812724>block and dislike is a skill now
>>34812728It seems to be with these silly anons.
>>34812727Lol, cuck!
>>34812730I wasn't horny. It was sad to watch.
>>34812717Yeah thats just in the realm of shitty people doing shitty things to each other. Its fundamentally mutual exploitation, a lousy transactional "relationship" built on exchanging pussy for cash.
>>34812735Ok, doesn't mean men hold the keys to relationships, they both have to be on board.
>>34812737I was talking about men, not r*dditors. The only women who want those clowns are damaged goods themselves. Or fat.
Is a guy into you (more than the base attraction guys have for all young women apparently) if he does these behaviors around you ?>usually ignores you, talks to others, kinda pretends you aren't there>doesn't do it to others, but makes fun of you in a lighthearted way sometimes (again not in a mean way), even if the reason doesn't make sense>doesn't usually look at you at all but stares at you if say a person between you two is talking>says shit like "no other woman has said yes" while staring into my eyes making my brain explode when offering me something (it was a nicotine product, idk the name in english)
>>34812737>they both have to be on boardHolding the key doesn't mean much if nobody wants to enter the door.
>>34812742>more than the base attraction guys have for all young women apparentlyI lost all desire to read and engage with your post in good faith when I read this part.
Just saw an amateur porn where the guy was genuinely barking or howling as he fucked his wife.Do women find that hot?
>>34812747I have just read a lot and I do mean a lot of men saying that openly
>>34812740Those women always have someone to sweep them up and they'll be fine with their beta bux anyway, the ones who aren't like that have nothing to worry about so they're irrelevant.
>>34812751Yeah thats the female equivalent to plapjaking. That path is also open to any guy yet no man with self respect engages in it.
>>34812753So what's your point exactly
foidsenergy drink of choice
>>34812759monster ultra rosa
>>34812759Coffee
My darling
>>34812759Red Bull.
I got over her hooray
>>34812749Well, this>doesn't usually look at you at all but stares at you if say a person between you two is talkingIs a big tell
I wish I was confident enough to have a ho phase back in college. Now I'm 27 so I guess it's too late
>>34812759I really wanna bang this mentally ill schizo.
>>34812771My ho phase started at 27
>>34812759White monster always
>>34812759Is that a labubu tattoo?
>>34812771Depends a bit, if you want you can just get a bf who is depraved and fuck you silly like a hoe.
This is the body of Christ
New thread name: Ask Trans Other Gender Anything
>>34812737No we do hold the keys to relationships, only low value men forget that the do. High value men know that they decide whether you get your happy ever after or not
>>34812748If I say bark for me then yeah.
*slides it in*
>>34812771You were born into a world where women ho around well into their forties. I think you're allowed
Women, what is it like having two X chromosomes?
>>34812786Blud are you dumb, I just explained how shitty women will still be set, and likewise you "high value woman" can also decide she'd rather be with someone else too.
I can stop being an idealist without becoming a pessimist, right?
>>34812811You can be a realist, but really that's just what a pessimist calls themselves.
>white>asian>mediterranean/persian>gothThe test is not that far off from reality.
>>34812818I guess that's right, isn't it?I'm at odds with myself. I still feel like the world needs idealists but don't think I have it in me anymore.
I spent a lot of money, and it worked out in the end, but it was still expensive, how do i just accept it? Is it possible to get rid of financial anxiety?
>>34812821That girl is straight up latina you have no idea what Persians look like
>>34812768How
>>34812821post a link nigga >>34811988Was it good? Was she cool?
>>34812822Everything in moderation. No need to commit to any extreme.
Femanon’s siren song is driving me crazy
I have money what am i tripping about
>>34812828Enough time passed that I was able to see the situation much more clearly.I realized that I made a lot of excuses for how poorly she treated me and have come to accept that I deserve better from people who even want to be my acquaintance, let alone my friend or girlfriend.
>>34812836How did she treat you poorly?
>>34812768Lucky you. If only I can do the same, but it's a guy.
>>34812826>latinaThat's why I said mediterranean.
>>34812759>foids>energy drink of choiceI miss drinking an energy drink I ordered from a place I forget where and also Im forget what other brand I used to like but when I used to drink it was anything with raspberry, blueberrie, black cherry, flavored. It doesn't really help me wake up ngl, it's all psychological/mental thing that probably helps you even with coffee.
>>34812805Feels pretty normal.
>>34812841She wasn't honest with me, didn't trust me and didn't respect my time. Frankly, I don't understand why she chose to spend so much of her own time on me.
>>34812702>Women are you an emotional predatorNo. Are you one anon?
>>34812843I'm sure it'll happen for you too. I knew rationally that I could do it, but I was in a place emotionally last month that left me feeling like this was unthinkable.
>>34812702bait question
>>34812854Telling response to the bait question
It is amazing how I won't even reach 40 and my sisters children won't even reach 10 before we all start dying out
>>34812859This is not my first time calling out bait. Stop asking shitty bait questions and I'll stop calling it out.
>>34812863What’s your favorite social media app anon
I'm locked in
Aren't all questions bait, in a sense?
>>34812866I’m not the anon that asked the question but thought your kneejerk response was funny, and this subsequent one a bit moreso
>>34812883Do you have a question for the opposite gender?
Men are you a sexual predator
MEN live in a constant delusion
>>34812853Doubt it, eventually it'll happen.
>>34812889How so?
https://bbc.com/travel/article/20260807-the-controversial-economics-of-women-only-travelFuck women
>>34812887>>34812889Yes and yes.
>>34812904>>34812904>>34812904
>>34812905bait
>>34812889I want to have sex with my brother’s in law step sister that has a bf.
>>34812806>Blud are you dumb, I just explained how shitty women will still be set, and likewise you "high value woman" can also decide she'd rather be with someone else tooYeah blud and that's not an issue if you're a high value male for two reasons:1) She won't wanna leave you if you are who you say you are2) If she is the type of flakey woman who bails, it means you failed due diligence to properly spot her red flags.It's not alchemy to figure out that a low value woman is a low value woman long before the relationship begins. There's a reason why women heavily rely on makeup or outward displays of attractiveness to do the carrying for them, it's because it's extremely easy to see right through them personality wise if you're a man that knows his shit
>>34812852>>34812854Idek what it means lol
>>34812918None of that has anything to do with what I said you're just jerking yourself off, kys
GenderHow badly did 9/11 change the USA? Was it the end of an era? I was a baby when it happened.
>>34812935MI wasn’t very old, only six at the time, but I remember what air travel was like before the TSA or DHS existed and miss it.I also remember war propaganda becoming very prevalent and eventually normalized after 9/11. I’m sure this is only novel to me because I was beginning to become politically aware at the time.
>>34812935MaleI watched it happen live on TV, the whole world was tuned in at home after the first plane hit. You have no idea how crazy it was to see the second plane hit on live air, everyone was freaking the fuck out even families at home from countries far away from USA who watched.It didn't just change the USA it changed the entire western culture in a big way. For one thing on that day, no one in the west could trade or do business for hours, even your local liquor store, didn't matter if you lived in Europe or America. Because world trade had collapsed literallyThe emotional and collective impact was enough to change the era yeah. That "happy go lucky" "radical/gnarly/awesome" spirit that was burning from the 90's into the 00's died instantly I'd say. America had this 'soul' to it that no other country had. On that day it died in front of everyone's eyes on live TV
>>34812961I’m the other replier and caught it on TV from a few hours away in my first grade classroom. We had Good Morning America playing on the TV that morning and caught part of it before our teacher shut it off.My extended family who lived across the country were terrified for us because they had no real frame of reference for how far NYC was from us.
>>34812965>My extended family who lived across the country were terrified for us because they had no real frame of reference for how far NYC was from us.Even family where I live was terrified for themselves and their kids as far away as Europe. I don't think anyone had a frame of reference. When the TVs tuned in all you saw was smoke and fire from the north tower and the emergency announcement of an 'Accidental' plane collision in NYC. Everyone thought they were just watching a once in a century accident. Then the south tower gets hit and it's that exact moment where everyone had no idea what the hell was going on, it was like watching a real life glitch or some shit. Parents immediately assumed this was either Y2K (the conspiracy that planes would fall from the sky on year 2000) or this was the beginning of a world war 3 situation and after NYC was finished other countries would be attacked, that was the feeling if I recall it correctly
>>34812971What do other countries think about the inexplicable collapse of Tower 7 or the lack of evidence that a plane actually hit the Pentagon? Very rarely do I ever meet an American who has given either of these things any thought.
>>34812974It's hard to speak on behalf of the europeans but these days I'd say the majority believe that was an inside job, though it's a silent majority. Just the other week I had discussed it with an old boomer at work and you just sort of awkwardly smirk and nod and say "yeah that was some real shady business. Most likely false flag". I'd say 70% believe that was a false flag inside job, 30% probably still insist tower 7 and the pentagon were legitimately attacked. That's just my anecdotal guesswork formed from how many times I've discussed it with others
>>34812980I’m very happy to hear this.I recently met a young woman from NYC who was born in 2000, and she didn’t even know Tower 7 existed until just recently.I know for certain that NYC’s public schools had to have covered 9/11 at some point while she was in high school… I find their total omission of Tower 7 to be quite noteworthy.I wasn’t surprised when my own home state’s history and social studies curricula omitted it, but meeting an NYC native who only recently learned a third building fell on 9/11 dealt me quite the surprise. My blood ran cold; I got angry about it internally.
>>34813000It's a natural reaction to learning about World Trade Tower 7 & Pentagon. Because initially the world news media swore up & down a third plane had hit it, this story of a third plane ran for years and years. And within the first year around 2002 questions started to arise, namely "where is the debris from the third plane?" Or "where is the footage of the third plane that hit" and there was no debris of a third plane at all. Then the story changed. It was falling debris from WTC1 that had flew off and hit WTC7 from 113 meters away. And people started to accept that but the damage that was photographed on WTC7 makes absolutely no sense, nothing about it suggests it was debris that caused what clearly looks like damage from a controlled explosion. Especially since other buildings around both towers they took falling debris damage looked drastically different.
>>34813011>>34813000I'd also add this WTC7 & Pentagon was another big cultural shift, for everyone in the west because you got to see the news media itself become beholden to some invisible and un-namable pressure to lie to the public. You could see the shift in news readers and journalists and TV anchors. Before 9/11 it was so common to see them go off script, laugh, joke, break the 4th wall and have some humanism in their news reading. After 9/11 it was clear most of them were being told what to say and what to announce from that day on and they all changed into scripted drones it was weird as shit. You especially saw it during WTC7 coverage
>>34813021Oh and don't forget: British News announced WTC7 collapsed hours before it even did.
>>34813000Why were you angry?
https://youtu.be/eoFRDgU69H8?is=hyIKn7qiNSPklIb4This should put it into perspective for the zoomer. This sort of shit started happening after 9/11 with the news. Every news anchor or news station just says the same script now, no matter the country
>>34813036I wasn’t angry at her, to be clear. I was angry that the truth had been so effectively hidden from people in such a short time.
>>34812974>Very rarely do I ever meet an American who has given either of these things any thought.>What do other countries thinkWhy would anyone else give it any more thought?
https://youtu.be/RYbe-35_BaA?is=bWzoKLNFmuK6lShCAnd here is how Americas used to be pre-9/11. There was a time where the faith was so good in America strangers could just make instant friends with strangers and it was not only normal it was laudable. In my opinion as a non-american, USA was arguably the most optimistic country in the west all the way up until 9/11. You Americans changed permanently after it
>>34813079I see this country healing and restoring itself to its former state in my lifetime. It’s likely going to take a while, but I see things improving here by the end of the 2030s.
>>34813085I hope so man, because I mean it when I say it, USA had the same magical almost mythical pull that Japan has with weebs. If a kid in European school back in the 90s said to his/her classmates they were going to America for a vacation, everyone was immediately jealous or that kid was popular as shit for a while, because America stood for something that everyone loved back then, and it's hard to define but it was really just the central hub for western optimism and America was the beating heart of that optimism. Since the USA represented the fruit of Europe's multi-millennia labour, the country embodied the identify of every single empire that came before it merged into one. So shitposting and Anti American banter aside, it genuinely hurt to see America fall as hard as it did culturally and I hope you niggas get back up.
>>34813057Is it true that Tower 7 fell because of the other towers falling?
>>34813140It is obviously untrue. The building fell as if it was on the receiving end of a controlled demolition, not damage from shrapnel. More buildings around the planes would have completely collapsed if this were true.
>>34813156Exactly. The excuse the people got was that the sprinkler system failed in WTC7, due to nearby water supply being destroyed. No water supply for the sprinklers = WTC7 was left to burn inside for several hours. The metal frames and girders that make up the buildings skeleton expanded due to thermal expansion from the heat, and that a crucial metal beam was unseated and buckled, causing the entire building to sink in on itself and collapse...that's the story. And everyone just bites their tongue and pretends it's true lol. There's so many holes in that story it's not even worth mentioning, like why did other buildings survive having no sprinklers? They couldn't have no working sprinklers since the loss of water supply affected nearby buildings as well. And how coincidental it had to be WTC7 that had the magical dark alignment of the stars of tragedy befall it. What a weird weird weird very unfortunate 'coincidence.' The only people who remember the bullshit and the lies are those who remember it and saw it and heard the social noise during it. These days all the media claims the fake story, and AI isn't helpful since it just collects all its data from media outlets on the web, so once people past the age of 33-35 grow old and die, no one will remember the truth really. History will write it as a debris/fire incident from 9/11.
9/11 truthers should be anally raped
>>34813261Why
i am nice man with happy feelings all of the time
>>34813272Not him but they're usually terrible people
>>34813784Why?
