>>34809460
עם ישראל חי
>>34812914Indeed
>>34812904Is this room meant to represent /atoga/?
Do you prefer white MJ or brown MJ?
>>34812925The fucking account lmfao
State genderIf you're a woman, show an example of real world misogyny that's actively affecting you. No social media posts or sensationalist headlines allowed.If you're a man, show an example of real world misandry that's actively affecting you. No social media posts or sensationalist headlines allowed.
Female:Hubs is misogynistic and making my life miserable because he wont eat my pussy
GenderHow badly did 9/11 affect the USA and the world in general? I was a baby at the time. Were things much better before?
>>34812931F. When I worked as a teacher, I had many proposals rejected despite my experience, education, and proven record of competence. A new male teacher with less education and experience got the money for his lackadaisical proposal that ended up wasting a ton of time and budget.
>>34812931FI’m getting paid less to do more work than a man in the same department I’ve had male coworkers admit to my face that they’ve ignored my suggestions or answers even when they were correct
>>34812925I don't really care and I don't know what WREN!!! is on about, but to my mind that book cover is referencing the upside down kiss in Spider-Man (2002). Are there any earlier comic book sources where Peter and MJ kissed with one of them hanging upside down?
We could have been so perfect
>>34812931f, I got the smallest Christmas bonus despite being the best salesperson at the company for every single month in the year while my male coworkers got at least triple what I got
>>34812951Shut the fuck up pookie
>>34812931FGot harassed at bar this weekend My husbands mother hates me and the other daughter in law but adores all her son in laws
>>34812950Yes
>>34812963>Got harassed at bar this weekendHow?
For women: how important is being funny/humor. I am pretty ugly and a chud but am a "funny guy" and get pussy. I don't understand how people struggle talking to women because I usually make people laugh without trying
>>34812931i had a teacher who always picked on me and this one other girl and would try to toych our shoulders if that counts
>>34812937MI feel like I should be able to answer this question, but I don't think I can give a fair answer. It certainly had an effect on aviation and air travel. Being muslim in the western world probably began to suck almost over night, as people started looking at you as a terrorist.It also directly lead to the second Iraq war, a proliferation of a hardened attitude to violence, and whole lot more fuzzy consequences that I'm not qualified to talk about.
>>34812964Well I guess that almost counts. Do you think this page was an inspiration for the scene in the movie?
>>34812973It's happened plenty of timesI had a better picture of Peter in his costume webbing MJ who was on their couch to bring her up for a kiss, but I can't find it on my phoneSo here's one of him and black cat instead
>>34812969Hot
>>34812937Mthings weren't exactly great before 9/11, we were just under the false impression that things were great. it made people realize that the US wasn't untouchable. it gave politicians an excuse to fuck over the US populace (notably via the PATRIOT act) and to send thousands of young men to their deaths for oil. it made airplane travel significantly less convenient and simple than it used to be due to the TSA; funnily enough almost everything the TSA does is entirely performative and fails to stop most actual criminals. it also gave bored CIA agents an excuse to torture (google "enhanced interrogation") brown people from all over the world for fun. read Road to 9/11 (by Peter Dale Scott) and Aberration in the Heartland of the Real (a book about the OKC bombing, which surprisingly is closely related to 9/11) if you're looking for more precise info.
>>34812937MMy Country was under sanctions too busy with internal politics to care. Is what I've been told.
>>34812981The Iraqi war was a complete success
>>34812937MI replied to this in the other thread. I was six at the time, so I didn’t notice too much beyond air travel suddenly being much more complicated and most adults suddenly becoming more bloodthirsty. Lots of war propaganda on TV, in the newspapers and on the radio.I saw part of it happen on TV. I was in the first grade and at school when it happened. Lived in western New York at the time. Some of my classmates were terrified because they had family that lived there, but they were thankfully okay.The current political situation in the USA is a direct result of 9/11. If you ask me, 9/11 was orchestrated and purposefully broadcasted. I think it was a state sanctioned act of terror and a social engineering experiment.
>>34812981>torture brown people from all over the world for funYou say that like it's a bad thing.
Is my relationship cooked?>I pretend I'm still employed even though I lost my job almost a year ago>I pretend I don't support trump even though I used to>at some point I'll have to come clean about both of these things>she also never asked to be exclusive so I briefly dated other women >she doesn't push for anything serious or talk about kids or my life plans>she is SO MUCH BETTER than my exes, no bullshit mind games, just fun dates is actually enjoy and lots of sex It just sucks knowing that if it gets serious she'll have to find out I lied and it's over. Pic related is me in hell for lying.
>>34812970>>34812981>>34812985>>34812990Thanks for the replies, maybe I’ll read up on it some more. It weighs on my mind every so often. Also I found out a single dog was directly killed during the attacks
Girls who like riptide <<<<<
>>34812987but for what? saddam wasn't supporting al qaeda nor was he developing nuclear weapons. sure, he was a dictator and all, but his death led to an extremely brutal civil war, destabilizing the country for years and causing hundreds of thousands of deaths.
>>34812991t. jewish
>>34812998It was quite the event.Look up Urban Moving Systems and Gelitin’s The B-Thing.
>>34813009>Not liking Browns is JewishYou won't fool me Shlomo
>>34813006Oil and Saudi Arabia
Femanons, I hope your weekend was full of Chadplaps
>>34812980>It's hard to speak on behalf of the europeans but these days I'd say the majority believe that was an inside jobNo, it's more likely the just let it happen.
Is it possible to have had a uti for just a day? I took some otc med and it helped immediately
>>34813020The closest I got to plaps was having a sad orgasm alone.
>>34813025Sounds like bullshit
>>34813021You are schizophrenic.
>>34813017i mean, yeah. doesn't mean that it was worth it though. thousands of US soldiers died, trillions of US dollars worth of debt were accumulated and it directly benefited Iran.
>>34813026Is it sad after the fact, or as it happens?
>>34813027Maybe it wasn’t a uti
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://youtu.be/Bpk_58J8mFwM
>>34812931MI have had literally every single thing that the women are complaining about happen to me as well. Stuff like that makes me wonder if that’s really a misogyny thing or just an asshole human thing. Btw, I do believe in misogyny but I often think it’s overblown. Like sometimes people are just dicks and you also happen to be a woman, it’s not necessarily BECAUSE you are a woman. An example of misandry I have faced is the good old false accusation. I was eventually proven innocent due to an airtight alibi but it sucks that I was just assumed to be a creep despite literally no evidence.
>>34813032You are pregnant, congratulations
>>34813029They completed their immediate goals, anything else is outside of their concern, they don't care how many died, it was never about that
>>34813030A bit of both. It probably looks so unappealing as I rub myself and it didn't feel that great afterwards either. Minimal satisfaction.
>>34813039i was literally answering someone who asked how 9/11 affected the US and the world in general, retard.
>>34813040>It probably looks so unappealingI'm glad us moids don't even consider this, lol.
>>34813035FListening to nostalgic video game soundtracks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eO8o_a0Wq8
>>34812904Nurgle, Tzeentch, Slanesh, and Khorne?
>>34813042"the Iraqi war was a complete success" he said, didn't specify by who's metrics. By the us govt's they got what they needed
>>34813045Oh shit that is totally what that is isn’t it
>>34813026Hey
There's a mole on my face that gets in the way when I'm shaving and sometimes I nick it and it bleeds, should I just slice it off with a razor?
>>34813044I’ve still never played those. I played a lot of Donkey Kong Country at that age though.My buddy’s wife loves those games so they named their dog Banjo.
>>34812978Cool.I'm not much of a Spider-Man reader, but I remember borrowing and reading Ultimate Spider-Man from the library, and liking it. Never liked any of the movies. Well, maybe Into to Spiderverse or whaterver it was called was pretty good, but I watched that on a crappy streaming service with horrible compression artefacts.Sorry none of this has anything to do with the original question.
>>34813038Shut up
>>34813049It's probably what they do on their downtime when they aren't feeling malicious.
>>34813051No, det a dermatologist to do it
>>34813055Why sex if afraid 2 get pregnant
>>34813040Trust me, we look way worse.
>>34812998Replies like this >>34812991 is what I meant by>a proliferation of a hardened attitude to violence
>>34813006Same reason the orange man picked a fight with Iran. Distracting the popular opinion.
I understand now.
>>34813069>Same reason the orange man picked a fight with IranBecause our military is a mercenary outfit bought and paid for by Israel?
>>34813047and it wasn't a success for the US (population) nor was it a success for the world. literally every war the US is involved in benefits defense contractors and politicians regardless of whether they're "strategically" succesful or not, it is completely and utterly absurd to call a war succesful. the vietnam war and the war in afghanistan were both succesful as well, by that logic.
>>34813073*to call a war successful just because it benefits the US govt.
I haven't had a haircut in over a year and a half. Should I rock the afro and get it trimmed and shaped up a little, or get my hair braided? What's less ghetto for a man in his mid twenties?
Men,I overly apologize with extra affection, blow jobs and gifts (usually homemade baked goods but sometimes alcohol/storebought etc)I think I've accidentally trained my husband to be an asshole. I think he is one at baseline but I'm basically rewarding him for bad behavior. I think he subconsciously is being more bad (eye rolling, name calling, laziness, etc) because it ultimately results in xyz.I dont want to stop doing these things because I love him - but I want to be happy. He's frustrated because he doesnt know what to do (damned if do/dont). He says he doesnt mean for his jokes to land bad/ does let anger ride close to the surface.? What is the best way to unlearn this pattern of behavior ? Have you ever regained respect/admiration for your spouse after it was lost/never had to begin with?
>>34813072Should I have used a semicolon instead of a period?
>>34813073If I shot you in the kneecap and took your wallet would you call that an unsuccessful robbery because you got hurt during it
>>34812997>muh seriousMaybe shes just smart enough to realize that you don't necessarily need to talk about those things. To thsi day I have no idea what this le serious meme is supposed to even be about, do you start negotiating dowries and signing mortages at that point? On the other hand, you are a retard for lying.
>>34813080Have you talked with him about it? I dont allow disrespect in my relationships, its one of the first things I draw a line about. I dont even curse in front of my girlfriends Talk with him and set some boundaries imo.
>>34813072>paid for by IsraelYeah right lol
Are genders having sex? Are sexes having gender?
>>34813080>I love him - but I want to be happyThese two things should not be on the opposite sides of the table.>damned if do/dontIs he really? From how you're describing it he's more blessed than damned.>He says he doesnt mean for his jokes to land bad/ does let anger ride close to the surface.If he really doesn't mean it the he should make an effort to not behave that way. But that depends on you communicating when you find some behaviour unacceptable. Communicating clearly and calmly without antagonizing.And also, like you say, stop with the reinforcing of bad behaviour. Shift your own efforts into positive reinforcement.
>>34812925I prefer mj white.
Anon picked good bait today. Well done.
You've been burned by my lighter
I'm so retarded. I had to get AI to explain this shit to me. I want to kill myself out of shame.
>>34812968Pretty important
>>34813111>My first gf didn't know my real name.Lol based
>>34813112You shouldn’t make a habit out of that unless you want to actually become retarded.
>>34813113Pic unrelated
>>34813076Get a flat top for funsies.
>>34813115I don't know what else I'd have done, I don't think I'd have understood it otherwise. I'd have just stared at the problem endlessly.
>>34813082would you call it a successful robbery if I didn't have my wallet on me? would you call that a succesful robbery because the guy who sold you the gun made some pocket change?
And my lighter is held down by my thumb
>>34813111This is honestly the worst thing I have ever heard.
>>34813123>would you call it a successful robbery if I didn't have my wallet on meBut that wasn't the case was it
>>34813118Pretty outdated and I'm not sure if that cut looks good these days lol. Plus I had a mini flat top when I was 15-17.
>>34813112Explain what?I've found that googles AI i sometimes pretty good at explaining and summarizing things. But you need to be careful to then verify sources, because some times it's bullshitting you.
What does having a mohawk haircut signify to you?
>>34813062I love cum
>>34813131An electrical diagram. It seems obvious now and would've been to someone who knew about electronics but I have zero background and almost no knowledge about them. Looking at more diagrams didn't help it just confused me more.
>>34812931MGetting lower quality of service than women when I go out to different places. Here's one: when I went out with a girl friend of mine to a museum, she got the deluxe service, smiles from the staff and small talk from them. I just got contempt and a "what do you want?" attitude from them. Another: When there's a woman with me, suddenly I'm more respected by others in social settings. By myself, more contempt or ignored pretty much.
>>34813128No. I didn't. What I do have is a house. The banks foreclose on my house after I die due to complications. You do not get the house yourself but it's good for the economy because of the housing shortage. Was your robbery successful?
>>34812931FMy genes are killing me
>>34813143You're making shit up to distract from the point. I wanted the wallet, I got it, nothing else that happens matters. They completed their goals, whatever fallout ensued was irrelevant to that.
>>34813136Fascinating
I am the cuck
>>34813152I am the walrus
>>34813137Before AI you would have asked humans on Stack Exchange, >>>/g/ or reddit for help. No shame in asking for help when you don't understand something. It's the reason for /adv/ and this thread existing after all.>I have zero background and almost no knowledgeNo wonder you needed help then. That doesn't make you retarded.
>>34813130Make like the roblox one.
>>34813148Everyone's genes are killing them.
>>34813093The disrespect started after our first was born - I never really spoke up about it direct but instead was passive aggressive. I have only in the last month been more mindful/introspective over things- starting to name behaviors directly with him. Still catch myself not saying anything in the moment - like I'm so used to just not saying anything/apologizing right away. Im not saying it's all one person's fault but this is a real hindsight is 20/20 situation and I hate that I let it get to this point
The world is far too large and far too intertwined and entangle for me to ever understand. There are all kinds of secrets and shadows that everyone else seems to be privy to that I'm completely in the dark about.
Wish we never got to the point whre we have the ability to see how cruel people are all over the world at a young age.
>>34813149>nothing else that happens matters. They completed their goals, whatever fallout ensued was irrelevant to that.NTA. Personally I'd be pretty bummed if I was trying to take someone’s wallet and it ended up as a murder-robbery. That could have gone better. I don't think I'd call that a success.
>>34813118horrible taste pls never post again
>>34813164You don't have to know everything. You can't. Don't go mad about that.
>>34813104He takes criticism to heart. Even if I gently say something it nearly always lands as a personal attack. I try and call it out in the moment and that seems to land better. But living in this hypervigilant waiting for the next infraction on my delicate sensitive heart is/has been weighing on me for years
>>34813164Yes. And understanding this much about the world is not insignificant.
>>34813157I probably would have yeah. But I went on the guitar general on mu because I didn't understand a music theory concept and they basically just called me black and low IQ. I imagine this would have probably gone the same, or if I went on Reddit/se they'd be too busy pretentiously jerking themselves off to dumb it down sufficiently. Nobody has infinite patience if I started repeating questions or asking dumb shit they'd go into "is this nigga serious" mode pretty quick
The worst part of being in a relationship is all the people who aren’t in the relationship judging and watching you be in that relationship
>>34813180Who’s judging and why
Women, are any of you useíng dating apps? If yes, why? What is your experience with them?
Aye-yo, slide me that pucci, I'm tryna see sumn
>>34813183No. They sucked and I'll never try them again. They're full of players and liars.
:3
>>34813174>Even if I gently say something it nearly always lands as a personal attack.That's not what I would interpret taking something to hear means. In a sense criticism is a personal attack, but if he's not receptive to criticism at all then I don't know what to tell you. At that point I would start questioning if that's someone you want to be with.>I try and call it out in the moment and that seems to land better.Hm. I would have imagined it to be the other way around.>But living in this hypervigilant waiting for the next infraction on my delicate sensitive heart is/has been weighing on me for yearsThat would be very tiring. But do you need to be hyper vigilant? It's not like the next time something happens you're going to miss it, is it?
>>34813180Things sound very normal over there
I slept naked for the first time last night.I felt weird
>>34813180Who cares about what other people think? What a loser mindset.
>>34813180If everyone is judging you then that's probably a sign. People don't care when two random people are in a normal relationship.
>>34813180People on the outside tend to see things you don't. Listen to your friends if they have something to say about your partner. They tend to judge the best.
>>34813187>They're full of players and liars.Can you elaborate? I expected creeps and losers tbqh
>>34812904Is the implication that top right has a penisWhat do the axis represent
Jarvis, more alcohol
>>34813193What about when you were a baby or a kid?
>>34813198>>34813202Also the vibe I get from that post.
>>34813183No but I'm considering trying it.
>>34813135>What does having a mohawk haircut signify to you?MFor a woman? -1 sex appeal+2 sex skill
>>34813177/mu/ is useless and music theory fundamentally doesn't make sense.I've had a lot of help from /g/. You just have to be polite and a little persistent and ignore the haters, and often somebody will give you a helpful answer eventually. This is why I've personally continued to hang around 4chan for all these years. I can ask all the stupid questions I want and nobody ties it to a persistent identity.There's a reason most boards have some variation of a Stupid Questions General or Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread thread. I consider atoga that for /adv/.And if you managed AI to explain something to you then that shows AI has it's uses. I'm just worried it will cause even more isolation and alienation between people in the long run.
Another earthquake in South America. Femanons need to stop sitting down so fast
girls that have gotten lip fillers, would i be able to get it injected into my foreskin?
>>34813212> music theory fundamentally doesn't make senseRetard
>>34813177>But I went on the guitar general on mu because I didn't understand a music theory conceptthats like asking about anime on /a/. youll just get banned
>>34813207I don't remember much from when I was a baby but I remember feeling uncomfortable sleeping in my underwear as a kid so I never did it again
>>34813212>music theory fundamentally doesn't make sense.It seems everyone got the concept though >I'm just worried it will cause even more isolation and alienation between people in the long runProbably yeah but it's extremely accessible and infinitely patient and will phrase it's explanations however you like. It's not like humans can't be wrong be wrong either but it's a purely efficient machine it's hard to resist. I still feel kinda guilty for using it even though it worked
>>34813226Do yourself a favor and use a search engine and a library instead of an LLM next time.
We're at the point where people are now getting triggered by search engine AI.
>>34813213I wish we had south american femanons.
Women, would you date a guy that has a gf?
>>34813148This wouldn't happen if you'd just let me give you mine.
>>34813168but there was no wallet. the US government didn't personally acquire any oil. they also spent significantly more money than they expected, the return on their investment was terrible. returning to your absolutely horrible analogy, it's as if you spent $200k tracking me down just so that private equity would own my $100k house.
What do women want in a man?
>>34813228>search engine>LLMIs there even a difference in current year?
>>34813247>US government didn't personally acquire any oil.NTA. The war made the price of oil go up, which benefited oil companies and those invested in them like Dick Cheney
>>34813248MI think it's a primarily dominance and commitment
>>34813248bait question
>>34813255How
straight women are kind of retarded
>>34812904>me top left
>>34813183They sucked until I found someone normal
>>34813226>It seems everyone got the concept thoughSeems, until you ask them to explain in a way that makes sense. Eventually you start seeing that it's not built on anything substantial.>It's not like humans can't be wrong be wrong eitherOf course not. You should always fact check and check multiple sources, as far as reasonable. But LLMs have been trained in such a way that they are even worse than humans at admitting when they *don't* know something. Overly relying on AI makes you even more susceptible to bullshit. But like I said, AI isn't totaly useless, and it doesn't make you more of retard because AI instead of a human explaining something to you.>I still feel kinda guilty for using it even though it workedYou could always ask on a forum next time. Likelyhood of someone else running your question through an LLM is pretty high though.
Women, thoughts on men with glasses?What kind of glasses do you like on men?What if they are blind as a mole without them?
I remember writing a very long journal entry and now I can’t find it .. what’s going on here?
>>34813259Why would any women willingly dated men? The smart decision would be to force yourself to date a woman
>>34813264It kind of gives me the ick when a guy has bad eyesight, sign of poor genetics. I think glasseslets should date amongst themselves and leave the 20/20 people alone
>>34813247That's not the part of the discussion I addressed. Also, to you not know what NTA means?
Women, does the Grinch have a knot?
Finding out a woman used me for something makes things a lot less painful than being told she just doesn't like me IMO. The latter leaves me with a bunch of what-ifs and regrets, the former means she was a cunt and I can delete her from my mind a lot more quickly.
>>34813269>sign of poor geneticsI'm the first and only person in my family who ever needed glasses, you're full of shit and most likely retarded.
>>34813271i meant to reply to the other guy my bad
>>34813278Then it’s a sign of you sitting at your puter way too much
I'm so used to eating junk and having to shit all the time, now that I've begun eating healthy I don't have to shit as much but I still get phantom shits where I sit down and nothing comes out. I hope it goes away soon.
>>34813280What does it mean if my eyesight mysteriously improved in 2020 and I stopped wearing glasses
>>34813248just look at what women do and think about it. that's answer to the question>be woman>dress up>go outside>put on bitch face and stare at phone>do something with poorly considered consequences>get judged for it>get upset they're judged for it>demand apologies and concessions and punishments because she's upset>spend more money than she has>sabotage one of her girlies
>>34813276What did she use you for?
>>34813283It means the glasses worked
>>34813267Der ESL
>>34813279That's fine then. Sorry.
>>34813285She used me to make the guy she actually wanted jealous.
>>34813280No, I spent most of my youth and childhood reading books, at least a few hundred of them.
>>34813288theyre not fucking antibiotics what the hell bro
I wish a girl would use me.
>>34813210What about for a man?
>>34813292did you at least get some head
I wish a girl wouldn't use me.
a girl used to put her bare foot on my crotch, made me hate feet
>>34813223I remember that. I remember you.
>>34813296Feels pretty shitty.
>>34813297I should just grow my hair out and then shave the sides down completely ngl.
Is that what you think?
>>34813303It does.
>>34813302>I remember you.n-no you don't
>>34813293That will mess up your eyes too>>34813295They can retrain your eyes especially if you’re young
Stat gender.Can you say you do not entertain the thought of exploiting somebody?Because I sometimes can see the allure of it..
I wish I could hit women
>>34813308>They can retrain your eyesYou know what that makes sense. One of my buddies had to wear glasses because his eyes were too strong
What’s the best deodorant? Ever? Smellwise? I don’t believe in antiperspirant
>>34813304Why?
>>34813313Just sniff things until you find one you like
>>34813307<><>
>>34813312You mean he was farsighted?
>>34813310MNo, one of the biggest principles I try to live by is never treating other people as nothing more than a means to an end.
>>34813310M>Can you say you do not entertain the thought of exploiting somebody?Yes. The golden rule is a bit important to me.
>>34813284I don't understand his .webm. She got caught cheating and chimps out?
>>34813322I think she's possessed by a demon in the movie
I hate summer, everyday I smell like shit and I just want to wear a sweater
>>34813314Why not
>>34813326Stinky
How do all these men get women to ruin their lives for them? Why am I such a failure? What are they doing right that lowers women's guard and makes them make bad choices and settle for far less than what she's worth?
>>34813290How about you kill yourself you worthless pos? I'm just gucking phoneposting and you're being a fucking faggot
>>34813326Isn't this a negroid take? For africans/arabs like you winter is the best time of the year because it's comfy and warm but summer is uncomfortably hot.
>>34813330I hate when I'm gucking phone posting.
>>34813327That's an awful reason for "should".
>>34813330This mf said gucking
>>34813331Nigga are you retarded. They come from the hot places their genetics were made for it.
>>34813317No, his eyes were too strong. Something about the muscles in his eyes overworking themselves
>>34813333Could be cool. Besides hair grows back it's not a tattoo.
>>34813331>summer is uncomfortably hotThat seems to be the opinion of vast majority of anons.
>>34813326I hate summer too but you gotta play the game anon. I want nothing more than to wear my winter fragrances and sweaters but for now I am forced to wear linen pants, short sleeve button downs and smell like citruses
>>34813310>>34813319Sorry got lost in negatives while working on other shit, I meant I don’t entertain that possibility because I think it’s wrong.
>>34813341Ok, then do it.
Is it gay to drink lattes?
>>34813310MNo
>>34813346>Is it gay to drink lattes?No, but it's gay to enjoy it.
>>34813313I quite like Gillette Cool Wave (the clear gel version).
>>34813346flat whites are the refined man's taste, yes both of them
>>34813346If your coffee has more milk in it than coffee then you’re destined to die of AIDS and butthole cancer, yes
>>34813349Why would you drink lattes if you don't enjoy it? That's gay.
>>34813313Luigi old spice, unironically.Unless you're a foid, in which case the answer is you shouldn't be doing that
Need emojis in here.
>>34813356I do wish I could use the kubrick stare emoji sometimes
Why do women hang out with guys they aren't actually interested in?
>>34813358make some new bait, we already passed the man vs woman cycle of atoga. try again in like 2 weeks
>>34813356▶▶▶
Fuck it in gonna start treating my body like a science experiment
get your gross wafflestompers away from my face!!!
>>34813362That was an actual question doe
>>34813342Yeah because they live in some wierd place like spain or ohio
>>34813365>american humor
>>34813366doubling down isn't gonna help
Women, if I called for your name on my deathbed, would you even care.
>>34813365>me saying this while i grab her ankles pinning her feet to my face
GenderAre we cooming, or are we dooming?
>>34813370Help what? This is weird
>>34813363Iphone and android emojis. So we can make fun of android users
>>34813369>>34813372not humor, this is serious >:( I was bullied like that by a girl
>>34813374MDooming I guess.
Women What is you want your wedding ring to be made from?
>>34813136So we have a JH and a JL now.
>>34813374Watching porn is a humiliation ritual, so both at the same time I suppose
>>34813300I want to use >him, sexually.
I love rivets
I love smooth concave surfaces :3
>>34813385Riveting
>>34813388Like your bussy
>>34813379FDemantoid Garnet
Show you off tonight I’m gonna show you off
>>34813381NTA>Watching porn is a humiliation ritualMay I ask why?
>>34813203Everyone just wanted to have sex with me, not something serious. The women I tried to meet just wanted exotic threesomes with their bfs.
>>34813391NTA, but wouldn't that be more suitable for an engagement ring?
I did not enjoy learning what this thread had to teach me about women.
>>34813358>Why do women hang out with guys they aren't actually interested in?They're friends.
>>34813398The truths are bizarre and uncomfortable but nonetheless necessary to know
>>34813392WHATCHU GOT, A BILLION COULDVE NEVER BOUGHT
>>34813390ERM that's not concave!! I was talking about women's armpits you sick freak
>>34813379>What is you want your wedding ring to be made from?Platinum.
>>34813398Reminder
>>34813399Why do they pretend to be friends with guys who they know are interested in them?
What’s your favorite bridesmaid dress /groomsmen color?
>>34813407Why do men pretend to be friends with girls they’re interested in?
>>34813410I've done that before because I actually wanted to be her friend but couldn't just switch it off.
Question for the two women browsing on here:I'm in a friendzone relationship with a girl who likes to tease me over a lot of shit like how I'm a lonely khv, yet when I tease her over really small shit like how she can be weird she gets all self-conscious and distraught telling me how she feels bad.If I'm a subhuman why should my opinion matter to her?I thought women don't care if ugly men criticize them.
>>34813413You've gotta stand up for yourself, next time she calls you a khhv tell her to do something about it
>>34813410So, no answer?
Ladies would you give your time if you were at the bar and got approchen by a man who’s always hanging out with his super authistic childhoid friend?I’ve been hanging out with him since I was 10yo, but lately I feel like he’s preventing me from making any other friend or making a gf. He follow me around on campus all day.
>>34813407They like the attention.
The testicle-brain axis
Yo trying sparkling water for the first time at 23
>>34813414That's a really good line hahaha thanks bro
>>34813425Your intestines will shrivel and perforate
>>34813414He could just grab her hair and bash her face in
I wish I could learn nanto seiken :((((
>>34813428:( me no want die
I wish I could go back in time and not meet her
I wish I were a bird...
Me when you say bad words to me *scared*
>>34813410Too cowardly to say it>>34813407Because they're evil (sometimes)
>>34813397Not really.
>>34813436>Because they're evil (sometimes)They should stop doing that imo
>>34813399uhhh you dont get to bring friends
>>34813413I can’t stand teasing. I would distance myself
If you don't end up banging her in less than a month of meeting her you need to move on and threat her as a acquaintance. You're not getting any younger.
>>34812904Girls, do you ever make eye contact with some hottie in a bar and then without saying a word, end up sucking them off in the bar bathroom?
Is it normal for girls to be way more excited about touching ball and nipples than penis?There’s this girl I’m seeing every time I pleasure her, she want to touch my balls and nipples wich is find but she often forget to touch my penis and I have to move he hands back to my penis every once in a while.
>>34813394Watching other dudes fuck while you don't inherently is.You quite literally take the cuckolds perspective.
>>34813444
>>34813407>Why do they pretend to be friends with guys who they know are interested in them?Emotional supply whenever their boyfriend stops being sweet and mushy & plan B if boyfriend ever dumps her.
Have you dumped more than you've been dumped?
>>34813442How do you even imagine this working? I have no idea what kind of "signal" a woman would have to send me in order for me to follow her worldless to a bathroom stall. Its not wrong to err on the side of attraction, but doing something like this while taking a chance is just dumb.
>>34813455It's all in the script rookie.
>>34813440Pretty much what I'm doing now.Her style is texting me the most random stuff when I least expect it.
>>34813454I have taken many immsene dumps, but never been the dump so far.
>>34813088>On the other hand, you are a retard for lying.I know. I regret it but if I hadn't for politics she'd have dropped me and if I hadnt the job she probably would have. I'm scared to even tell her I recently got laid off, not even revealing the lie, in case she gets the ick and leaves.
>>34813450>plan B if boyfriend ever dumps her.She's going to be sorely disappointed
Men, what does ur work uniform look like?
Anons, tell me something nostalgic.
>>34813454>Have you dumped more than you've been dumped?MMy dumped - dump ratio is 2:4. Twice dumped, four times doing the dumping
would you date a man that forbid you from shaving or trimming your bush?
>>34813463I'm unemployed.
>>34813463No set uniform, I just dress semi casual.Just enough to look like I put some thought into how I'll be perceived
>>34813468cool, me too, what does ur average outfits look like then? what r u wearing rn?
>>34813463I don’t have one. I just show up in my street clothes.
>>34813461>She's going to be sorely disappointedhopefully, don't put much hope on it tho. most other men are so cucked and simpbrained they float around anything with a hole begging like a dog at the dinner table
fellas what does it mean when my gf repeatedly threatens to end the relationship but seems like she actually means it this time
have you ever seen what your old favorite porn star was up to these days
>>34813464Running around barefoot on hot pavement with ice cream
>>34813473>hopefully, don't put much hope on it tho.I'm not. I'd probably be her friend if she wanted me to but suspect if I ever see her again that it's going to be her rebounding and just using me to fill some dead air again
>>34813477Yes :/(faye reagan)
>>34813470Black drawstring pants with extra pockets on the thighsA gray long sleeve with three buttons at the neckA ratty old dark gray hoodie.
>>34813477>favorite porn starIs this a male thing?
>>34813464walking into a wawa and taking a deep breath and inhaling that pure coffee scent
>>34813474it means she is trying to get you to act or give her whatever she feels she isn't getting out of the relationship whether there emotional stuff or sexual stuff. she will dump you when she gets cold and quiet and distant women rarely dump you during hot angry emotions they just threaten it or fake dump you and come back the next day. the real thing is quiet and cold and lifeless
>>34813464Kicking my feet in the pool while I beat the Elite Four.
>>34813483why wouldnt you have a favorite if you ever use it at all
>>34813478>>34813484Nice. Do you ever still do these things?
>>34813483Yeah, moids are fucking degenerates
>>34813464Food and smells
>>34813492No, we're loyal.
>>34813485she even set an "expiration date" on our relationship, moved it up, and then moved it back 1 month
GenderRapist Son or Childkiller Daughter?
>>34813455Simple, she makes lustful/playful facial impression, like licking her lips
>>34813481I don’t have any favorite porn stars but she sticks out to me as one of the better American Apparel models. What happened to her?
>>34813489Sounds like a nice memory.>>34813493What smells?
>>34813497I'd disown both so whatever.
I want to get married so badly but the idea of planning a wedding makes me want to kms
Gender/tv/ son or /mu/ daughter?
>>34813474Break up with her first, she obviously wants to have the satisfaction of being the one that made the terms. If you aren't a pussy you need to do this.
>>34813483>>34813477MIt's more like a crush, but you grow out of it. Last I heard was like 6 or 7 years ago when she had a kid, made an only fans and started doing breastmilk videos (her tits went from huge to giga huge after childbirth)
>>34813477Not my favorite but it's kinda funny how Eva Lovia is a conservative now
>>34813500Food smells
>>34813491No it was fun because I was scrawny and young and had nothing on my mind but summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrGiD2yompY
>>34813499Last I heard she was addicted to drugs and prostituting in vegas
>>34813438It's not always evil either. It could be conflict avoidance or inability to understand what's happening too.
>>34813506More like Candice dick fit in your mouth?
>>34813511Aw man. :/
>>34813515Oh yeah shes also a missing persons case too
>>34813463>workI usually don't work, but my gig uniform is actually a lot more disgusting than what homeless people wear.
>>34813508>nothing on my mind but summerI still try to make sure I have days like that. And walk barefoot in the grass as much as possible.
>>34813477I don't have a favorite porn star I don't watch regular porn
>>34813516was*
>>34813512I think that past a certain point, conflict avoidance can be evil
>>34813464MSitting on the porch with my older brother, waiting for the mailman to come around 2pm with the new Commander Keen game. It came like a week late.
>>34813464I remember the future where i get to sexually degrade my mistress while my pure christian wife is at home.
>>34813517>gig uniformwdym
>>34813507What food?
Do women suffer from monogamy?
>>34813503F/mu/ daughter.
>>34813527the nostalgic kind
>>34813525Work, but irregular. Manual labor in rural area. Some people actually pay generously.
>>34813500>Sounds like a nice memory.It’s one I return to often. Didn’t have a care in the world.
>>34813463I don't have oneI work from home then I have a part time job at Walmart and they haven't even gotten me a vest despite me working there for 5 months at this point
>>34813464>Anons, tell me something nostalgic.had a vacation GF when I was a kid, we were a cute little couple for just a weekend, back in the 90s. we met at an arcade at the place where my family vacated. she was a redhead girl. We were both just 10 yrs old and she saw me playing coin pusher by myself and she approached and tried to steal my winnings that had collected at the chute. I told her hands off and she said if I let her have some she would teach me how to get more and so I said yes and the whole day she taught me how to go around robbing machines by shoving them or how to steal coins from people's machines while they weren't looking. we were like 2 little thieves that weekend and we hugged and held hands a lot
>>34813522That's awesome! Thank you.
>>34813511Didn't she start living in a sewer or something?
>>34813477Yeah, she's not doing to well. Unironically taking antidepressants by the kilo and lives alone with cats.Nowadays has crazy sanpaku eyes. :(
>>34813537That was Jenni Lee
>>34813537I never heard about that but it would track for Vegas
>>34813503/tv/ son is unstable but likely capable of some really funny shitposts. /mu/ daughter is probably a "better" but more boring and judgy person.
>>34813464Mgetting to the final dungeon in megaman battle network 4 (I was playing it on my ds) and on tv there was a scooby doo movie.god I fucking hate that game but can't deny how nostalgic it is for me
>>34813532That's exactly the kind of mood I'm in right now. Remembering stuff like that, I mean.
>>34813442>end up sucking them off in the bar bathroom?Nope. Haven't ferally lesbian'd yet.
>>34813530What's a nostalgic food for you, and why?
>>34813464Giga puddi
How do I override my feelings of joy and good vibes and let the red flags actually guide me away from this person?
>>34813551what red flags do they have
>>34813534What a delinquent!
>>34813330Doing the needful?
>>34813464>>34813464Hated school. Didn't fit in, had a lot of mental issues. Got to a point where I had a serious issue even getting out of bed to force myself to go. Mom finally realized this when I was obviously lying to not go to school often. She sort of just shrugged once and she let me stay home for like 4 days. We played board games on her days off.
>>34813546I can still remember most of the team I beat the Elite Four with that evening, I think.>Sparky (Pikachu)>Vincent (Nidoking)>Skulkraken (Gyarados)>Zapdos>Nessie (Lapras)>A Scyther whose name escapes me
>>34813544Did the game frustrate you? Must have felt amazing finally getting to the last level. Did you beat it?
Tfw you got to live the life that the kids today can only experience through netflix slop like stranger things. Feels bad man I wish you zoomers could have been there
>>34813553see >>34809694
do women like switch men
>>34813557Looking back i could have has so much in school but instead i was this disgusting depressed freak
>>34813518How? Work ruins it
This
>>34813564You're thinking of gen A, I'm an older zoomer and I still got to experience a lot of the "nostalgic" stuff
>>34813557Did you feel a little stronger after that?>>34813561What version did you have?>>34813564Sounds to me like many zoomers had their own versions of that.
>>34813565>>34809729
>>34813562it's considered to be the worst game in the series (for good reason) but I did beat it, oh I beat it several times because if you want to do the post game stuff you need to beat it 3 times before you can even enter the post game dungeon and some unlucky people have said that they had to beat it 4 times before being able to enter the post game.the post game sucked too btw lol but it was one of the few games I had as a kid
>>34813571Nice that makes me feel better >>34813573>Sounds to me like many zoomers had their own versions of thatI hope so
>>34813569Summer vacation. A few week to totally disconnect from work and responsibilities. And weekends.
>>34813549Sorry I was an unrelated anon jumping in being an ass that saw an opportunity to make himself chuckle.As a reward for your patience and continued attempts I will answer your question.Arroz Caldo, its a ginger and chicken rice soup my mom would make for us on cold rainy days in Washington or when I would get sick as a youth.
>>34813573>What version did you have?Yellow.
So, he was just messing with me and never had any intention of dating me, and now that I've started ignoring him he's frustrated and sad? The schadenfreude feels absolutely delicious
>>34813561>Nessie (Lapras)You had impeccable nicknaming man nice
>>34813566They typically find nintendo manchildren icky
>>34813583Who?
>>34813583We men sometimes only use you women for attention.
>>34813571NTA. I'm curious what kind of happy childhood memories alphas will make for themselves. Because I'm sure they will.
>>34813555>What a delinquent!lol yes she was like a real life catwoman or something except we were just two kids conning grown ups together fun times
>>34813489>>34813464related because I never owned pokemon myself but your post reminded me of when I was 7. I remember trying to help my cousin beat Misty (he started Charmander) and he had shit pokemon into water and we barely understood typing at the time, nor had I even watched the show yet.
>randomly follow picrel, who’s going to college soon nearby, on instagram>she follows me back>she regularly likes my stories, notes, and postsWhat’re the odds she wants my pp?
>>34813581The one where you start with Pikachu? That one was pretty rare wasn't it?
>>34813595AI
>>34813583>he was just messing with me and never had any intention of dating meIf the milk is free, why buy the cow?
>>34813583Did he outright say he wasn't dating you? He could just be a dense retard like me who thought you just wanted to be friends and was okay with it.
>>34813595Ask it directly.>u want my pp
Use women only as a status symbol
>>34813595Goblina phenotype
>>34813586im more of a linux pc gamer
>>34813588Just a childhood acquaintance >>34813589Well he's not getting any more and he seems pretty desperate for it
>>34813580Looks delicious. I'm glad you're amusing yourself.
>>34813598nta but I think the sewing machine in the background makes that not AI, but maybe AI has gotten better
Fuck college I an going to france and doing wood stuff
>>34813575Oh well. You persevered and built a strong memory from it.
MARRIAGE
man being a kid was great, do you guys remember when you could just be friends with a girl and no one was thinking about romance or lewd stuff it was just innocence and laughing and boys didnt hate girls and the girls werent scared of boys?
>>34813608>he seems pretty desperate for itProbably doesn't have anyone else
>>34813613Unholy matrimony
MenWhat kind of wedding dresses do you like ?
>>34813595man, i really want to experience cumming on a woman's tits
>>34813614actually no I don't, I couldn't talk to a girl without everybody saying were were boyfriend and girlfriend
State Gender, how many people have you filed a restraining order against?
>>34813591A cat-girl if you will? :3
>>34813600>>34813617He actually went and got a different gf, that's why I finally stopped talking to him
>>34813611I mean a gap year has always been a thing anon.I wish I had done that rather then trying to push through school and flunking out.
>>34813619something outrageously revealing and skimpy because i don't like weddings or wedding dresses
>>34813612but the memory of getting to the final dungeon for the first time is very nostalgic
>>34813614it's one of the reasons young love is so great. dating in your 30s is cynical in comparison. i'm worried with the rise of kids being raised on social media full of gender war bullshit that young love is going to be forever tainted and kids are going to think they're enemies with the opposite sex before really getting to know them for the first time.
>>34813592You both figured it out though I presume.
>>34813614Yeah it was a great timeUntil we hit pubertyThen the hormones came out and all anyone could think about was rubbing the nasties together
>>34813624MNone, this isn't the kind of thing that comes up in my life.
>>34813626Oh, then fuck him, that's just how the game goes and if he doesn't get that he's immature. He picked someone else, he doesn't get your undivided attention anymore and you shouldn't feel guilty about that.
>>34813574It really is that straight-forward but, the issue as I previously stated is that I don't understand how to deal with these strong feelings.
>>34813619The really big frilly ones
had a dream where my crush overdosed on sleeping pills due to her chronic insomnia and all I could think about was how I'd never get to hear her say my name again
Blow on me, solar windDon't let gravity win
do you prefer your partner have an outgoing, fiery attitude or more of a calm, relaxed, unshakable one?
>>34813624FNone. I did have a stalker once but thankfully it is over now.
>>34813619I was always a big fan of the empire style of dresses. But thats my old soul speaking.When I was with my ex and we were looking at them together we decided on an A-line and I really liked the look on her. So we were going to go with that
The indian guy in the chemistry lab next door to mine is having a meltdown and is screaming extremely loudly. They do experiments with molten lead. Is it time to leave?
>>34813642irl stalker or just digital?
>>34813614My earliest best friend was a girl in kindergarten. I barely remember her at all. I met her years later in a club. I didn't recognise her at all but she recognised me. I kind of scared her away with how awkward that made me feel.
>>34813641I have a soft spot for stoic men
>>34813645>i am laboratory
>>34813641Calm, relaxed, unshaking is always what im looking for in a partner. I dont want my car keyed again
>>34813645the time to leave has passed. you are in the blast radius. it's been nice posting with you, anon.
>>34813641MI like boisterous women, aka giga stacies
>>34813646Both. The irl stuff like being followed home bothered me the most.
>>34813609It is, if I could only eat one meal for the rest of my life it would be this one. Sometimes I'll make a big pot of it and eat it for 3-4 days straight, no other meals.It gives me life
>>34813619I have no intention of getting married or wearing a wedding dress.
>>34813641if i had to choose one or the other, i'd pick the latter.but i'm weird, i'm introverted and calm except about things that i'm really passionate about, and the last girl i dated was outgoing and social but collected and stable personality-wise. i'm an opposites attract kind of guy, so i'd choose a mix of those traits given the option.
>>34813629I'm curious why that specifically, and not beating the game.
>>34813641MI was always drawn to the cool, collected, chill or otherwise "in control" strong women. Any time a story portrays a strong, competent, emotionally steady woman I am immediately drawn to her. I think it's because I grew up in a house with a lot of domestic disputes and constant scream fighting.
if she doesn't want to get married at a cemetery I don't want her
>>34813643>When I was with my ex>and we were looking at them togetherthat hurts to read, i'm sorry dude
>>34813665I see you like goth chicks.
>>34813641all of those things sounds nice. preferably all at once.
>>34813656that's spooky. did he just go away on his own or did you have to tell him off? i'm assuming if you didn't need a restraining order he just got bored.
Women, what would you want in an unicorn?
>>34813645College student? Young men can be so loud and obnoxious.
>>34813666Its been two years so I've thankfully moved on and some what healed.But thank you for the sympathy.
>>34813671"Young men" is one of those euphemisms
>>34813502M or f?
BREAKING NEWS: Molten lead experiment goes HORRIBLY WRONG at a chemistry lab. Massive explosion kills 2, including a promising young scientist here on an H1B visa and a janitor. More on this coming up.
>>34813598>>34813610>>34813602She’s not AI (thankfully). She barely has two digits followers between her two instagram accounts, which is unheard of in this time and day for women, and most of her followers are girls. I figured I might have a chance since she has nerdy interests in anime, games, plushes, meme culture, and is hinting towards cosplay.Not too long ago I commented “bark bark :dogemoji:” on her latest post when it was first posted. She responded with 2x :cryingemoji: (the one niggas regularly use for uohhhh memes here).
>>34813670For it to have sparkly pink farts of course.
>>34813503/ck/ son mogs both
>>34813663I think I was very excited that I made it to the final dungeon that's why I remember it so vividly plus I think my vacations had just started so I was in a very good mood, oh yeah and it's also like the only part of the game I liked.years later I played the rest of the series and wow the other games are just so much better
>>34813676nta but 10$ says its a femanonMen just dont normally stress over stuff like that as much as a girl
>>34813674I went back to uni for a couple of courses last semester. The young men in the electronics lab were inordinately loud, and messy. I hated it.
>>34813667yes I do how could you tell?
>>34813669He went away on his own after half a year of stalking. He just suddenly disappeared and I have no idea why exactly.
I cut my finger (this is women's fault)
>>34813680NTA. I don't think mogging was the point there.
>>34813678>She barely has two digits followers between her two instagram accounts, which is unheard of in this time and day for womenBro you haven't even chatted , let alone talked with this woman and you're already building her a big fat pedestal. Get a fucking grip. If you catch yourself simping over random instathots, thats a certain symptom of extreme pussy starvation. The remedy is a course of going out and talking to women immediately.Doesn't matter whether you get laid, female contact alone will already soothe your brain before the simp infection can take root.
Anons, thank you for sharing your childhood memories.
>>34813641>He's spunky :)
I've tried to ask you this in some daydreams that I've had, but you're always busy being make believe.
You know that Metallica song Fade to Black? One thing that they get right about depression in that song is the line "Emptiness is filling me, To the point of agony". Depression isn't sadness, it is this agonizing feeling of emptiness.
>>34813682A femanon would cream her jeans at the opportunity to plan a wedding. Men would be like ugh not this shit.
>>34813697I don't like metallica that much
>>34813697>Emptiness is filling me, To the point of agonyMotherfuckers really thought this was good writing
>>34813700IT IS SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>34813691You’re spot on and have a valid point, but am I wrong? I appreciate your concern for me, brother, I really do- but I am down rather bad.It’s been ages, or maybe even the first time, since a non-morbidly obese girl with big tits has potentially shown me any signs of interest in me or hints that I could get with her.I just hope she doesn’t secretly think I’m gay.
>>34813701Is the bar truly so Low
>>34813641>do you prefer your partner have an outgoing, fiery attitude or more of a calm, relaxed, unshakable one?I need someone who balances me out. A free spirit, full of wonder. The Pisces to my Virgo.
>>34813697But the emptiness drowns the agony. That line was written for fake depressed people like Metallica enjoyers.
>>34813502Maybe worry about finding a husband first
>>34813641I already have a fiery attitude. It's good that my partner isn't fiery as well. That would be a disaster.
>>34813502you know you don't have to have a wedding right?
>>34813698Most men probably, but I'm kinda hoping I marry a man who's kinda like my uncle. He loves hosting people and cooked basically all of the food for his reception by himself. Best wedding ever, and I usually hate weddings
>>34813698I mean yeah. Most men arent fantasizing about their wedding since they we're a little kid. Its just different, I tried being involved with my own wedding more. The issue was that most people were apprehensive to a dude getting involved. It was just something most wedding planners and vendors never see. But im glad I did even if it never panned out. Made me a lot smarter on all the tricks the Wedding Industry tries to pull on you.
>>34813712>a man who's kinda like my uncleOh no no no no
I would like to stop hating women
>>34813712>like my uncleanon is there something you want to talk about?
>>34813641MI am the calm relaxed unshakable one so I think I want the outgoing fiery attitude but I hate when bitches get hangry and take it out on me
>>34813715You didn't have to make this weird, you perv
I just saw a monk?
>>34813720Yeah hey
>>34813720You don't see that much anymore, I saw a Catholic priest at the grocery store once wearing a soutane and beret, it was weird.
>>34813719Anon....I'm so sorry.Take as long as you need to come to terms with it.Its difficult, we understand. You are a victim and we're here to help you get through this tough time.Whenever you come to terms with it we will be here for you
Master of Puppets is maybe the best song ever recorded.
I want someone like her
>>34813716That's most important first step.
Do women who stopped hating men have any tips for me as I try to stop hating women
>>34813720like the ones in final fantasy?
>>34813727I haven't hated them for very long at all but never wanted to hate them. I now find myself hating them and want it to stop
>I had fun at my uncles wedding >"Hurr durr something something incest"Nvm it's my fault for talking to terminal pornbrains
>>34813723I didn’t know priests still wore those>>34813721Are you on pilgrimage or somethingWhat the hell are you doing in my bumfuck desert town barefoot on the hot pavement
>>34813728I've only just started hating men
>>34813732I'm sure he had fun too
>>34813641>do you prefer your partner have an outgoing, fiery attitude or more of a calm, relaxed, unshakable one?MaleI'm fiery guy, wife is quiet girl
>>34813725They ruin it by slowing it down. Many metal songs remain fast and violent for 6 or 10 minutes.
>>34813728Most people are just trying to live their lives.
>>34813734Cool, what did we do
>>34813729I don’t actually know what those look like but I’m gonna say yes since this one looked like those Tibetan ones with the orange robes
>>34813739Play with my innocent maiden heart
there should be a service where it just matches up two compatible people for nothing other than a quiet nap together. they both know it's just a nap-time session, groomed up, freshly showered, gently scented, in modest pajamas and on top of fresh linens. they can pick a venue, like a simulated mountain cabin in snowfall or something, and they just lay on the bed together and SNOOZE.
do you think that movies, music and videogames are funded by the cia in order to spread ideology and propaganda that aligns with U.S. interests and values to its citizens and the world
I get the urge to violently attack anyone who likes what I don't and doesn't like what I do.
>>34813732Awww, dont be upset. We didn't mean it. Im sure you had an amazing time at your uncle's wedding. I hope you find a man who is as invested in weddings as your uncle was.
Name one thing that women are better at than men.
>>34813723I met an Orthodox monk and he was a 6'5" giant. Never seen a person more 'at peace' in my life. Surreal, even.
>>34813741>innocentlolkeklmao
>>34813502>I want to get married so badly but the idea of planning a wedding makes me want to kmsit's not as bad as you think, you just print out invites using a fancy template online, call the venue up tell them the date book the date, buy your outfits, and call up a local food catering service and choose the food you want and tell them to bring it to the location on that date
>>34813746Having tits, next question
>>34813741Sounds like even you know that isn't true
>>34813749>work
>>34813742Cuddling services have been a thing for a while anon. Why dont you sign up for one?
>>34813737No, the tempo changes keep it interesting.But which is your favourite song?
>>34813738I previously believed most people were good people but no longer believe it. I think most people are
>>34813746babymaker and breastfeeding, multi-tasking and decorating, being small, melodic speaking, having long hair, being obedient
>>34813753I’m banned from all the local ones :/
One part of me wants to redirect the male energy in me from beating the shit out of people into something else and another part is screaming PUSSY in my ear and wants me to keep doing it.
>>34813755pretending to be good people. I don't trust women anymoreBoo hoo, etc. Woe is me. Who cares
>>34813641M. Calm and relaxed, please. Seriously, I'm begging for this.
>>34813744How incredibly immature.
>>34813752Lmao even that list is puny in comparison to actual wedding planner books. The work is never ending. Have fun calling and tracking down vendors that you had booked months in advance
>>34813753I think because it's one-sided. without the mutual aspect I think it doesn't work for me
>>34813746Lying
>>34813728The more I learn about the world the more I hate men. I only need to get killed once.
>>34813758Sound like its time to make a new account.Or better yet vibe code a new app and market the shit out of it. Then you can never get banned lol
>>34813746Being attractive. Inciting my desire.
do people still use x or is that comepletely dead?
Should I get a hybrid? Is that gay? Are the microwaves going to fry my balls?
>>34813756>decoratingGay men mog>melodic speakingBest singers and poets and writers are men>being obedientMen will match themselves into death if the right person tells them to
Women are such assholes
Femanons, would you rather be a shapeshifting succubus or a herbalist witch?
women:>I hate men so much.also women:>I have a photoshoot today, then Jeffrey is bringing me to a party on his yacht!
>>34813746>Name one thing that women are better at than menMColor coordination, handwriting ability, verbal episodic memory, social cognition, joint mobility, fatigue resistance, higher cognitive empathy (theory of mind) on average
>>34813766Well there has to be some vetting process which does cost some capital. So its only natural for there to be providers and receivers. I dont think you could make a free app without it becoming over run pretty quickly with undesirables
>>34813751I do actually belong to the unsocialized virgin population of 4chan, you moids should be able to relate
>>34813774 reaching. you can just say you want to get railed in the butt by dudes, you know
>>34813716>I would like to stop hating womenHard when so many women make it their MO to be hated.>>34813725>Master of Puppets is maybe the best song ever recorded.Not even the best song on that album.>>34813728>Do women who stopped hating men have any tips for me as I try to stop hating womenAll you can do is not conflate some bad people, who just so happen to be women, as representatives for all women. Judge people as individuals.>>34813746>Name one thing that women are better at than men.Multitasking and not committing violent crimes.>>34813773>Should I get a hybrid?Depends on the make, model, year, and mileage. Don't buy a hybrid with high mileage, under any circumstance.>>34813775>Women are such assholesYou are what you eat.>>34813776>would you rather be a shapeshifting succubus or a herbalist witch?Does the succubus power kill the person, and how strong would the herbalism be? Like could I cure cancer or just make analgesic for toothaches?
GenderWhat is your body count?
>>34813782I trust femanons about as far as I can throw them now, sorry. You people are full of shit
>>34813779Who is Jeffrey and why tf do I never get invited
>>34813786M3
>>34813782Hey baby
>>34813786F 0
>>34813785>Does the succubus power kill the person,m. hopefully.if there any shapeshifting succubus in the chat looking to end me, hmu
>>34813705I don't know, it's different for different people. It felt very accurate to me.
>>34813786M2
>>34813786M1
>>34813785>Not even the best song on that album.Then which one is, according to you?
>>34813786MLiftoff
>>34813801Thank you for proving my point
>>34813786F 1
>>34813786>What is your body count?FDo women count?>>34813800>Then which one is, according to you?Disposable Heroeshttps://youtu.be/dzssbzIsmqU
>>34813772Like when english people say “cheers luv x” or do you mean X fka Twitter?
>>34813740yep they do look like tibetan monks, at least the ones from early final fantasy
>>34813786MIf e-sex counts, 5. If not, 3.
>>34813776Herbalist witch
>>34813786I count my body.1
Women do you get cuddly after sex
>>34813786my penis hasn't been inside anybody
>drunk but somehow still aware that this chick was hitting up some dude before>she shows she gives a shit about me to a certain point>tell her "you know, you're a good pal, I hope it goes well for you with that dude"what would even possibly unfuck this?
Men do you get horny after cuddling
women who get coomed in like 10+ times a week are always happy and look like angels. Women, why is that?
https://vocaroo.com/17KNg8Cc2p2I
>>34813815I know I would
stop talking abt sex :(((((
>>34813823why
>>34813822Theoretically speaking?
>>34813818Only if I got grinded on. Haven't cuddled anyone since the 2010s though
>>34813805That solo _is_ pretty cool.
>>34813818I get horny if she does babytalk...it's embarrassing
>>34813824its making me sad
>>34813825Obvs
Who remembers the Plap poster
>>34813816Not even a hand? Mouth? Are there people watching you?
>>34813830why
>>34813834because i want to have sex too but i can’t
>>34813835Just get so disgusted with women on a conceptual level that you become asexual
Either GenderHow do you have the best sex ever?
>>34813836im a woman though
Why dont femcels just get a clingy nerd boyfriend
>>34813832Don't think he left
>>34813835>because i want to have sex too but i can’twhy can't you have sex?
>>34813840Just keep opening up to men and eventually learn to never open up to them again. Easy
>>34813844i dont have a bf
>>34813841I do want one.
Poor man has lost his mind. I knew him from before you know
>>34813846>i dont have a bfhow come?
>>34813815Ye
>>34813848I'll get better but I'm bitter and angry as fuck today
>>34813833nope neither>Are there people watching you?what do you mean?
>>34813849the same reason anyone can’t get a partner
>>34813857>the same reason anyone can’t get a partnerthere are a few reasons and some of them are gender dependent. why do you feel you can't get a bf in particular?
45 minutes of fleshlight edging to recordings of me and my ex.
>>34813859im ugly and socially awkward and uninteresting
>>34813837M.Don't have premature ejaculation.
>>34813862Women don't need personalities.How ugly?
>>34813867they do if they are ugly>how ugly?not cute ugly, like actually ugly
>>34813863>Don't have premature ejaculation.Any tips on lasting longer?
Look I will lay it out there. I like women. Plain and simple. I like women such as Alysa Liu, Dua Lipa, and Anya Taylor Joy. I like hot beautiful women.
>>34813862>im ugly and socially awkward and uninterestingdo you have anyone to hang out with at all
>>34813871Post face
>>34813871Post a girl you consider about as attractive as yourself.
>>34813811What is e sex? Mutual masterbation?
>>34813873Let me finish edging and I'll tell you.How good's your stamina right now? How much continuous plap plap plap without a condor?
>>34813878e sex is when the boy asks the girl to put her pussy on the microphone and he blows into his own mic and she gets pregnant
Would you guys do this?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5GceYV3-F8II did this once but the cord was attached to my ankles and all the blood rushed to my head, felt like I was gonna stroke out. I had red spots on the whites of my eyes afterwards.
>>34813846hey
M, state genderIs a selfie as profile picture on tinder as a guy bad? I don't get why should I bother others asking them to take a picture of myself, 90% of pics girls have are mirror selfies
>>34813841I only like one of those
>>34813884M A G I C A L
>>34813888MaleI hate selfies of all kinds male or female, if I see a male doing a selfie I see a retard and if I see a girl doing a selfie I see a bitch
>>34813874And who are you?
>>34813464
>>34813875no, I haven't had friends in years.>>34813877Bella Ramsey.
>>34813888Selfies are basicYou need something that makes you stand outWhy can't you get a dude to take a picture of you? Don't you have friends you hang out with while you are doing stuff?
I take selfies of myself to admire later as a man
>>34813896I want to play Diablo 2 again.
>>34813896This hairstyle was so dumb, the 2000s really was one of the ugliest most lawless and tasteless decades ever
>>34813894God. We are all one consciousness.
>>34813464For me or in a "the world you grew up in no longer exists" kinda way?1. Playing badminton and kick the can with my neighbor every single day for an entire summer2. Windows Media Player
I should go to the gym but it's so fucking hot outside I don't wanna walk over thereI should work on my assignments instead
>>34813903At least it's better than this shit.
>>34813897You wish you were as cute as Bella.
>>34813897>no, I haven't had friends in yearsWhat do you do to pass time on any given day?
>>34813898>Don't you have friends you hang out with while you are doing stuff?Not right now, sadly. My friend group kinda exploded some time ago, and the others I could hang out with moved in other cities or country, or are busy with their own lives. I'm trying to rebuild tiny friend groups with work colleagues and old classmates, tho. Making friends in your late 20s sucks.
>>34813888>Is a selfie as profile picture on tinder as a guy bad?M. Terrible. Kiss of death. Women aren't only interested in what you look like: they will be deducing all kinds of things about you based on your pictures. A good choice of picture is something taken by a friend at some sort of social occasion: this sends a message that you have friends and social skills. Other good possibilities might be one of you playing a team sport (you have friends, you keep fit, you have planning skills), one of you with a cute pet cat (you have empathy and are capable of looking after something), one of you showing off some skill (e.g. cooking), or one of you in some exotic location (which suggests you're interesting, you like to travel, and you have things to talk about). A mirror selfie indicates that you have no friends, no social skills, and probably never go out of the house.
>>34813910Bella needs to work out more. Those flabby arms do not suit her.
>>34813785>Hard when so many women make it their MO to be hated.Why do they do it?>Judge people as individuals.I know this is true, rationally, but most women I've met so far have unfortunately been bad people. I can't trust women in general anymore for the foreseeable future.
>>34813910There was like a 6 month period a year or so ago where every man was calling her the ugliest woman ever.>>34813912A lot of sleeping.
>>34813913Tell me about it dude.Ive been dealing with the same thing.Ive been trying to do more active hobbies to meet people.Maybe you could try a running group or bouldering gym?You'd get good pics and meet people
>>34813913>Making friends with people in their late 20s sucks.ftfyFakest, flakiest people alive today
>>34813918>A lot of sleepingDo you keep a dream journal? And do you sleep because you like the realm of dreams more than waking life?
>>34813918>every man was calling her the ugliest woman ever.Those were just chuds mad that the 13 year old character they jack off didn't didn't look like they wanted.
>ywn marry a lawyeress and be her /fit/ house husband its gg
>>34813927>Those were just chuds mad that the 13 year old character they jack off didn't didn't look like they wanted.Those same guys who called her ugly later called her cute. It's because the secret code to attraction is to just become a faniliar face and eventually guys find ugly to be pretty over time
>>34813926I have maybe 5 dreams a year, I sleep to pass the time.>>34813927No thats a cop out, people were rightfully criticizing the casting for how much she didn't look like the source material, Bella at the time was of age too.
>>34813896that pic looks a lot closer to 2001-2002 than 07. is it from russia or something
Plap
>>34813873Premature ejaculation has two mechanisms: The physical and the mental.The physical is quite simply "is your dick functional, and is it sensitive". It's usually the weaker of the two and, from my understanding, rarer. If it's literally your nerves, all you can do is numb it. But first, see a doctor. If you have a chronically tight pelvic floor, this might also cause issue. So if you suspect either, see a doctor. If it's not medical, it's just that you have to get used to penile stimulation. Get a fleshlight and fuck it. It's not real pussy but it'll hit the same nerves and take away control from you.The mental is a richer environment, and it can come down to many things:1. Performance anxiety. This is tied closely to ED. The more you focus on lasting, the less you last, the worse yo it performance anxiety gets, causing a feedback loop. Effectively you have to prioritize your pleasure first, so that you don't feel like you're performing. If you have performance anxiety you'll also be close to orgasm by the time you get hard, because you'll need excessive stimuli to get hard, giving you a smaller buffer from penetration to orgasm.2. Reduced context window. With the abundance of porn, and its short form nature on reddit and /gif/, coupled with the hyperstimulating nature of it, you are training your brain to race to max arousal in seconds, and then to skip through the video or switch to another one if it gets too dull. In effect, you train your brain to think of pleasure as something that comes fast, in spikes, and where individual sensations are not to be savored. It's why porn addicts don't necessarily fuck like stallions.3. General tension in your body. Both of the above stems from a body and mind that are rarely fully relaxed. That is ultimately what causes PR. For that, you need to figure out a way to become more relaxed. Yoga, TRE, belly breathing, better sleep, exercise, all the usual shit that people suggest. Try it and see what works.
>>34813934Women do not deserve plap
Why am I tired all day and perk up when it's time to go to bed?
>>34813931>I have maybe 5 dreams a year, I sleep to pass the timeI used to do the same a lot. I must've slept a decade of life away. Living with family was hard, sleep was an escape for me. What would you like to do besides sleep if you could pick a different life
>>34813837>How do you have the best sex ever?M. Have it with the right person. There's a weird idea that is worryingly prevalent on 4chan that there's no such thing as sexual compatibility - that any two people can be compatible if they just communicate and are considerate. This is the kind of thing that sounds plausible when you've never had sex (or never had good sex) but in reality it's completely false. The difference between being with someone you're truly compatible with and someone you're not is simply staggering. Being in love makes a big difference too. And it's also important to remember that, for a woman, about 80% of what makes sex good is mental rather than physical.
She's very nice to me, but I don't think she's "interested" in me. Should I still try asking her out anyways?
>>34813786M0
>>34813786M1Hope to 10x it next year (I will actually try).
I don't want to have sex with you woman. Damn.
>>34813942No, don't waste your time on fake women. They're not nice at all.
>>34813901what's stopping you?
>>34813940MaleSorry but I am one of those voices that says communication and consideration is all that is necessary. The most sexually compatible person I was ever with had a personality disorder that mimicked all of my sexual quirks and appealed to it and ruined my life, never again and no thank you.
>>34813939I wish I had a friend group that I could hang out with both online and irl a lot, doing things like playing video games together or going to cosplay conventions as a group with hopefully one of them being a male friend that I would eventually develop feelings for and begin to date.
Yarrrrrrr (pirate kidnapper role play)
I hate my body, I look like a bloated corpse with small manboobs :(
>>34813920>Maybe you could try a running group or bouldering gym?>You'd get good pics and meet peopleYeah, that's an option too. There's a gym along the road between my workplace and home that I was already planning to check out.
>>34813953You Are SO beautiful post bob
>>34813953If only you could do something about it
>>34813956I started doing push ups and it made my manboobs worse >:(>>34813955no you're gonna throw up
>>34813897wanna talk about it
The fleshlight company could give their fleshlights with nice innies, but nooooooooo, they have to have flaps!
>>34813954Well good luck anon on whatever you do.Hope you have luck on your tinder profile.If you do go to that gym hit some burpees for me lol
>>34813948A long todo list.
>>34813960The flaps feel nicer. On real women I mean; never used a fleshlight before
>>34813951>I wish I had a friend group that I could hang out with both online and irl a lot, doing things like playing video games together or going to cosplay conventions as a group with hopefully one of them being a male friend that I would eventually develop feelings for and begin to date.That sounds perfectly reasonable to want. There are many communities that could give you that experience you know. Have you tried positioning yourself socially into those circles?
>>34813958Femanons like those kind of manboobs though. Or so I've heard.
>>34813960I've been told my flaps add a lot to sex.
>>34813940I think that love and respect is a bigger component of sexual compatibility than most people make it out to be. Matching kinks is fun but not sustainable. The best set I've ever had probably looked super vanilla and boring. But to me it was better then anything I had done before or even since. All because I was truly in love with her.
>>34813940If 80% of it is mental, why can't you just learn to do what she wants?
>>34813964>>34813968Can't relate, ex was an innie.
>>34813910Bella Ramsay unironically looks good here.It’s such a weird and androgynous look but it’s captivating. Kinda like how Anya Taylor Joy has that alien appeal but in a different genre
>>34813819>Women, why is that?Sex is good for you, both mentally and physically.>>34813837>How do you have the best sex ever?By doing it with someone you love, who wants to please you and you want to please in turn.>>34813897>Bella Ramsey.Brutal>>34813916>Why do they do it?Because they do the same thing, blaming all men for their issues with certain men, then act accordingly. Hate doesn't just happen in a vacuum.
>>34813971>I think that love and respect is a bigger component of sexual compatibility than most people make it out to be.MThey're the most important parts of it by far for me.
hey. how was your day so far. mine was extremely exhausting and i hope the world explodes from the core and turns us all into dust
>>34813967yeah but uh that combined with my skinny legs makes me look...unfortunate (the long hair is not helping)
>>34813978woke up with allergies and a horrible headache but so far it's been ok, it's a bit humid at the moment though
>>34813978It was really shitty. I went to my thankless job where I spend most of my time alone and am now home and alone again. I would have committed suicide by now if I didn't believe in God.I opened up to a woman for the first time in a long time this year and regret doing it. I hate my life.
>>34813976>By doing it with someone you loveOld wise sage,How do we even find someone like that?And if not find then how do we create someone who will love us
>>34813965I just can’t do it, I'm too awkward, it's a chore for me to have to interact with people on even the most basic level . I'm prone to stammering, avoiding eye contact and lots of awkward silences, I wouldn't be surprised if I come across as being annoyed/indifferent to the person I'm interacting with. I simply don't have the skills to progress anything past small talk to actual friendship.
>>34813983>How do we even find someone like that?Never ignore a single red flag and never avoid hard conversations with the people you love.>And if not find then how do we create someone who will love usThis is impossible. Loving someone else is a conscious choice.
>>34813960That's because outies are more interesting. Nothing beats the feeling of putting your hand down the woman's soft panties and feeling her blindly for the first time and exploring the shape of her, how different she feels from the women you had known before every fold and subtle velvety ridge is just novel and exciting to map out with your fingers, only outies give that sort of tactile experience at least in my opinion. Innies have appeal to different types of guys
>>34813981well i'm relieved you're doing ok. yeah the weather is not great.>>34813982fuckkkk>I opened up to a woman for the first time in a long time this year and regret doing it.fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkyou gotta make some plans anon you gotta go outside and do something do some volunteering or something maybe it would help just a tiny bit. it would be nice if things wer ebetter for everyone
>>34813978Its been okay, got done with work.My cats are swarming me and meowing for attention.Need to go to the gym. Might just do some lifting at home instead thoProbably going to call my mom later. Need to make sure she's doing alright.Sorry to hear about your day going bad. Hope it gets better.
>>34813990awww nice, reminded me i should call my mom. and thanks. hope the rest of your evening goes well.
>>34813985>I just can’t do it, I'm too awkward, it's a chore for me to have to interact with people on even the most basic level . I'm prone to stammering, avoiding eye contact and lots of awkward silences, I wouldn't be surprised if I come across as being annoyed/indifferent to the person I'm interacting with. I simply don't have the skills to progress anything past small talk to actual friendship.You don't necessarily need to do much of the talking, how about your actions? Non verbal gestures of friendliness? Are you good at those? Like remembering birthdays and willing to help people or gift people or lend a helping hand?
>>34813978That would solve all our problems wouldn't it.
>>34813978Pretty good except for the fact that I finally put all the pieces together and realized some stupid whore was using me to get attention from another guy.
>>34813986>Loving someone else is a conscious choiceI guess I wasnt super clear. My badI get you need to create the love for another in yourself. That its also something you alone can do.My question is how do you find someone who would be willing to do that with you?
>>34813982Literally me, except I've never had a woman before.What happened?
F.I have no problem with manboobs or gut as long as you have thick arms to go with it.>>34813978To be honest I could do better myself. I know my mother wanted to be cremated and dad insists on burial, and I cant believe how out of touch he was with moms wishes to think like he does.We really clash daily for this reason.
>>34813979The hair is easy enough to do something about. The legs take more work.
>>34813989>it would be nice if things wer ebetter for everyoneIt really would. I feel like I'm at the end of my rope. My whole thing is seeing the good in every situation and I feel unable to do my whole thing right now. I'm sad and angry and unpleasant to be around.It'll pass, so don't worry too much about me.I've been throwing myself into my creative hobbies lately. I make myself go outside for some reason or another every day. I haven't considered volunteering since my caregiving job unfortunately takes up the empathy I can spare for volunteer work.
Not much going on this week, just going to three movies and a play.
>>34814000>My question is how do you find someone who would be willing to do that with you?Being bf/gf is just the process of discerning whether or not someone can fill that role in your life.
>>34813994I could be good at those sure, but whats the point if theres no one to do it for in the first place? those sort of things seem like they come secondary to an already established friendship. I dont think doing those things alone for a person will spark anything.
>>34813993Definitely call your mom. Im sure she'll be happy to hear from you. Also thanks but my evening could only get better if you came over for dinner. Im trying to decide between chicken Alfredo and Japanese Curry.Maybe you could help me decide?
>>34814003Some stupid shit I really don't want to talk about anymore. I'm so bitter and angry and hateful about it all.I'm sick of my trusting nature being taken advantage of by people. I'm tired of burning bridges with people who take advantage of me.
>>34813997well that's awful. screw her.>>34813996i'm just not in a good mood ;_; yup>>34814005oh god. i'm sorry you're dealing with that and i'm sorry about your mother. will he consider burying the urn maybe? some kind of compromise? ideally he would honor her wishes but
>>34814016ntaJap curry
>>34814014>I could be good at those sure, but whats the point if theres no one to do it for in the first place? those sort of things seem like they come secondary to an already established friendship. I dont think doing those things alone for a person will spark anything.You would be surprised it was that precise reason how i knew my wife was the one worth marrying because i only knew people who were all talk and no action, she was no talk and all action.
>>34814012Right but clearly there are certain traits a partner can exhibit that would make the process easier, no?Like emotional intelligence is important but how do you discern that on a potential partner?
>>34814005Funerals are for the ones left behind but I understand wanting to respect your moms last wishes
>>34814022Im using deer steak as the meat. Does that change your answer at all?
After literally over a year of pining, and even though I already had the thought cross my mind, I am realizing how little she truly cared about me. There wasn't a single moment where she took it seriously. And the breakup wasn't anywhere near what I felt, there wasn't a single moment that she wished could last forever. She just liked it when I called her pretty.
>>34814006but... people compliment my hair :( maybe I'm just being paranoid idk, it's not like you can see how gross my body is when I wear clothes
>>34814021>i'm just not in a good mood ;_; yupThat's alright. We need days like that too some times. Makes the good days better in contrast.
>>34814033>but... people compliment my hair :(Then how is it not helping?
Stop being a bitch ass boy
>>34814032Yeah, sucks bro. High vanity chicks are low value that are good at pretending to be high value. Did yours also send a selfie of herself every fucking day and ask you to say something about it obsessively ?
>>34814031It makes me double down on the weeb curry
>>34814000>My question is how do you find someone who would be willing to do that with you?It's not something you can discern immediately. I hate to recommend this because I hate "tests" in relationships, but try creating an impasse for you two and the learn how they handle conflict resolution. If you two can't work together to solve problems, you'll never get to the place of trust where they feel like an extension of yourself.
>>34814025If you'll allow me to be a bit corny and quote the Bible, I think that what Paul wrote about love in 1 Corinthians accurately sums up how we should love and expect to be loved, especially 13:4-6.>Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful;>it is not arrogant or rude. Love does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful;>it does not rejoice at wrong, but rejoices in the right.You want someone who can be patient and kind with you, doesn't get jealous or boastful with you, isn't arrogant or rude to you, doesn't insist only on getting what they want, isn't irritable or resentful when you get what you want and, above all, can accept when they're wrong and you're right.You also have to be able to do these things for them.
Is this where y'all wanna be when Jesus comes back?
>>34814042Alright then its locked in. Probably going to use some sticky white weeb rice. Should be good. Also makes enough for the next few days. So thats a nice win too
>>34814008sometimes we just suffer, ig. it's okay to be angry... but hobbies are nice ya. oh and i really respect the work you do, wow>>34814016:)i have no clue how japanese curry with deer steak will turn out, i assume the sauce is going to be overwhelming but idk. maybe worth a try. i actually have a few boxes of the sauce mix at home rn lol>>34814034true.
>>34814047>Is this where y'all wanna be when Jesus comes back?Unironically yes. Jesus would post on here if He could. Remember that He didn't pretend to be holier than thou when He walked the Earth, He chose sinners and degenerates to hang out with over the pious and self righteous rabbis during His time
>>34814047Christ isn't coming back while I'm still alive. I just know it.
>>34814047I wanna be on my roof with a sling
>>34814020Yeah, I feel you. The hardest part about being a dude is that no one gives a shit about your problems. I've had many urges to burn bridges with people that took advantage of me in the past, but what I do is wait at least 24 hours and re-think. In the moment the brain can't make a good judgement.
>>34814043Would you say doing something like making Ikea furniture together? Ive always found that to be a certain type of annoying.I could also see it being a good (lord forgive me for the corn) team building exercise.
>>34814050>maybe worth a tryWell then I guess you'll have to come over and try making it with me. Ive always found cooking with another person in a home kitchen to be fun. Also you have to try the deer steak, the sauce really gets rid of the gamey taste and it breaks down the muscle. Very good would recommend
Ikea furniture is a one man job for me. Gf stay away.
>>34814047Passed out while giving blood? Yeah
>>34814055>The hardest part about being a dude is that no one gives a shit about your problems.Yes. I have no one in my life that I can turn to for emotional support, and I'm not someone who lives in solitude.It isn't for a lack of trying, either. People deflect with jokes or just change the subject.It disgusts me. I'm always ready to listen to other people's problems.>I've had many urges to burn bridges with people that took advantage of me in the past, but what I do is wait at least 24 hours and re-think.I do the same, and I've still had to completely cut people off. I really didn't want to cut the last woman off and tried to leave the door open, but I suspect she's just glad to be rid of my sorry ass.
>>34814060lmfaoo
My brand of autism makes IKEA furniture a cake walk
>>34814047I shall be in my father's house when he comes back. For I await his return.He is everywhere and in everything. So I shall always be with him and him in me
>>34814061When they take your blood do they have to skim the fat off the top?
IKEA furniture isn't easy by default?
I was excited for something, and I forgot what it was. Now I'm just tired...
hi atoga, check out this lil baby squirrel (?) that fell out a tree in my yard,
I had sex in an ikea bedroom
>>34814076is it fucking dead?
>>34814076Poor Lil guy. :(
>>34814075Go to bed. You'll have a good day tomorrow.
>>34814076Don't post gore.
>>34814078no its breathing + moving and warm to the touchgoogle said to put it in a box and hope the mom gets it back
>>34814076Thank you for the picture of the squirrel anon.Here have a picture of my cat Raven in return
>>34814084Make sure to stand watch at a distance. Birds will try to pick it clean or a cat might snatch it
What’s with all the mega hot fit and busty nigerian black women using travel mode on dating apps. Do they have different standards for men, or are they all scammers. I’m matching tones of them.
>>34813464Cumming.
Women, I really want to play with a vagina irl. How do I achieve this?
>>34814085>RavenIgnoring the name... it looks still quite young.
>>34814091I remember the first time I fapped
>>34814077Story?
>>34814067No. The fat has all my flavor in it. [White blood cells]
>>34814077Like the showroom? That's extremely slutty.
>woman who is nice and too good to be true called "Ima Good lady">charms the shit out of an unsuspecting nerdy guy >turns him into a simp by acting like a victim and a damsel >starts controlling his life and convinces him to turn against his own loved ones>It turns out she is an evil succubus medusa haired bitch called 'Sedusa' Remember they tried to warn us bros
>>34814093Almost a year old. I think I got her around 2 months. The foster had found her in a dumpster at 1 month. So she's always been pretty skinny. She's called Raven cause of her jet black fur. Also the staring, it can be quite off putting lol
>GenderDo you get Monday blues?
>>34814092A follow-up question. Women, why do you make this so difficult for me?
>>34814096>I've never seen this before, we put the blood in the centrifuge and it somehow churned it into butter.
>>34814104bait question
I'm so depressed and blackpilled that I even left my own crush on read
>>34814094I remember your first fap too.
>>34814107Why would it be bait? I really would like a gf.
>>34814108Probably for the best. Crushes are evil
>>34814088i made it a makeshift nest with a cover on top
I genuinely remember the first fap I didn't know why I did it I just felt compelled to keep touching my dick and when white stuff came out I panicked wondering if I just broke my dick
>>34814115Hope the little guy is okay.
>>34814109oh yeah? what was it?
>>34814115Poor little guy, he is lost, cold, doesn't know what's going on. He is just surviving.
>>34814103>Gender>Do you get Monday blues?MYeah, usually
>>34814032>She just liked it when I called her pretty.Ah shit, that's all it was for me too, wasn't it? She did seem to enjoy that a lot.
>>34814115That's good. If you see any evil crows or magpies or anything from that family of birds or 'nigger birds' as I like to call them, be sure to threaten them if they go near that little guy
>>34814117My first fap ended with only clear stuff shooting out. No cum at that time yet.
>>34814119Ur mom.
>>34814076>>34814115Idk if it's just because of my cycle, but I collapsed crying about this. If it dies I think I will, too.
>>34814105That butter might as well come to life and sound exactly like will smith
>>34814125>>34814119Anon, you gotta kill yourself now. You got destroyed.
>>34814117Lol, I thought it was soap
>femanon ovulating next week.
>>34814115and if it gets dark and cold and there's no sign of mom or dad squirrel, remember to take box back in to keep the baby squirrel safe and warm. You might have to become a squirrel caretaker, research what they need to survive and see if you can supply. Otherwise call an animal sanctuary and they can take over
>>34814092Buy a bitch. Once they get attached to their owner, they literally love them.
>>34814131Thanks for the warning. This will not be a safe place for my impressionable and gullible ass
>>34814125lol wrong.>>34814129nah that was lame
>>34814127Sorry you had to see this. you'll find the strength to get through it.
told a friend I think my problem with approaching people isn't so much the fear of rejection but rather that they won't see the same or trust me anymore afterward so I overthink how to word my feelings and anticipate ways they might react so that I can be prepared for themshe told me that's kind of manipulative and a bit narcissistic, and I think I understand her intent (discouraging a pattern of behavior people like to label as "nice" when it's actually just self-defeating and unhealthy) but it mostly just made me want to kill myself
>>34814131They all do it at the same time too
Femanons are players. They say shit they DO NOT mean when they're ovulating
>>34814129He already fapped to his mom, people like that don't suicide.
God how i miss when my wife was heavily pregnant she was such a hormonal wreck and cried at every tiny thing and laughed and every tiny thing it was so beautiful it was the best i really need to knock her up again
>>34814123thankfully i hardly see any near my house so i think he'll be alright but i still have alarms set to go check on him multiple times.>>34814132will do, this is actually the second time this has happened except the first time the squirrel was a lil older. mother never came and we had to call for services to come get it. hoping thats not the case this time.
>>34814056>Would you say doing something like making Ikea furniture together?I would probably pick something more emotionally trying. Shit, just pick a fight over something stupid and see what she does. It's easy for people to stay when it's all fair weather, but if someone can love you through all of your bullshit, they're worth working through any bad times for.>>34814064>My brand of autism makes IKEA furniture a cake walkSame with LEGOs>>34814131>femanon ovulating next week.I don't start ovulating for another couple weeks, but rn my nipples are way too sensitive. Something is wrong with me.
>>34814117I snuck a fashion catalogue into my room and I had a pillow on my lap while I was flipping through it. I noticed putting pressure on the pillow felt kinda nice, and then it happened. I ran and told my dad that my pp exploded.
How do I know if I’m fat or if I got body dismorphia?
>>34814150>my nipples are way too sensitiveMay I lick them?
>>34814145Righteous. Keep us updated brother, I'll pray for the little dude's success.
>>34814142No I mean my words
Femanons are sluts.
>>34814158Good.
>>34814158Bad.
>>34814158Nah, they're just extremely dishonest.
>>34814150>but if someone can love you through all of your bullshit, they're worth working through any bad times for.How has that worked out for you?I dont mean to sound negative but it kinda sounds like your telling me to give her a shit test. I don't know how I feel about that
>>34814150>LEGOsExactly, people who have trouble assembling furniture seem a little weak in the head to me
>>34814131>ovulating>>34814158Precious.
Women here is my insecurity and I want you to tell me the truth and confirm or deny my insecurity for me, if you deny my insecurity then fuck you, for you have lied to me. If you confirm my insecurity then fuck you for being the bitch I always thought you were sincerely, man with dry penis
>>34814170…dry?
I just licked my friend's pussy. I've never done anything with her or anyone before.What am I supposed to do now? >please state gender if you (You)She just left btw
>>34814170Idk dude, chug a loogie on it.
>>34814173Ready up for round 2, whyd you let her leave
>>34814050>sometimes we just suffer, ig. it's okay to be angry...I guess so, yeah. It feels lame, and I really wish I could make the person who made me so angry aware of it, even though that wouldn't be very constructive. I'm being a shithead about it.>but hobbies are nice ya. oh and i really respect the work you do, wowThanks. I need a new job soon though since this one is really starting to spread me thin
>>34814173Don't lick her again you don't know where she has been dude if she gets head from just friends that's weird as shit
>>34814173That makes 2 anons now that are KHHVs but have tasted pussy
>>34814180we are getting to the point of sissification levels unheard of. Women are now behaving like men, men are behaving like women. Soon all women will ever use men for is to get their box ate out and that's it. Men will have to wear rape alarms and carry pepper spray, we will have young guys appearing on shady revenge porn webms where girls take turns using his baby face for pleasure this world is going to hell
>>34814177>>34814179It wasn't planned. We were just hanging out before her shift
>>34814182I'm absconding mineself to the freakin monastery before shit gets that bad this world is for the birds and most women are fucking nuts
>>34814184Who initiated it?
Jesus anon you're at least suppose to kiss first. Are you doing anything with her later?>>34814173
>>34814188I guess I did.
Men have you ever asked a coworker out? I've taken interest in one lately and we talk/text back and forth. I was thinking asking her if she wants to grab lunch together this week, but thats not really asking out.
>>34814186The hory whore spirit of lilith resides in the breast of many women of this age, these are truly dark times indeed my good kinsman. Steel yourself for the reckoning at the end of time, and do not bargain or parlay with any such temptress of the abyss.
>>34814198The black-hearted cruelty that some women these days have for us astounds me. "Nice" women have treated me worse than I'd treat a rabid dog
Whelp, I fucked up at work me and another guy got into it and in our rage agreeded to a fist fight on Saturday " Hey, man, next time I see you, I'm gonna feed you your teeth!" is what he said, now that I've had the chance to calm down and return to sanity I don't know what to do, should I fight or find a way out of this, the argument itself was so fucking stupid in hindsight yet we were both so heated that it escalated to that. To make it worse, he's in shape because he's a gymbro despite being 5,6 while I'm a fat tub of lard at 6.0 290 pounds
>>34814188ntaShe did, obviously
>>34814158Only for the people I date.
>>34814195She’s a crafty one
>>34814200It is their delight, my brother. To harlots of lust such as this, you are but their vanity mirror which they raise in toast to themselves, you are but an accessory for their whimsy, just a body to wield for adulation and social favor, a puppet and nothing more. Once the puppet's role has ended they will unfurl their spite and venom and unleash it upon thine soul.
>>34814131I'm going to get knocked up this time for sure. You guys better congratulate me when it's official.
>>34814201Fight him. If you lose, you will look bad - yes. If you win, you'll utterly decimate that manlet's confidence forever.
>>34814194Did I screw up that bad?
>>34814216Stop thinking about what you did or didn't do, start thinking about the boundary she clearly defiled against you.
Some barely sentient 4 year old tugged on her mothers sleeve and said matcha labubu to her after she saw me.What the fuck
>>34814216I can't really say shit considering I did something similar. >Met a chick off Twitch>Drove 3 hours to see her>Ate her out right after her shift in an AirbnbAnd me and her almost got married. So you might be on to something here anon.
>>34814207Yep. Has him guessing his own intent. I've seen wounds like this before, she planted the notion in his head, aroused his impulses, made him think it was his idea. She gets plausible deniability and benefits from getting her box ate at the same time.
Women when will it end? Your unquenchable madness for cunnilingus must end, NOW.
>>34814225It'll end when my bf gets home and I sit on his face.
>>34814182>Soon all women will ever use men for is to get their box ate out and that's it>shady revenge porn webms where girls take turns using his baby face for pleasureplease god, this is the world I was born for
>>34814182oh noooo thats awful good thing no women will ever make me eat them out and suffocate me with their box haha
>>34814173Like circumsized?
>>34814222I can't even tell if you're shitposting or not because women really do just do shit like this
update: animal sanctuary said to keep him indoors to avoid risk of predators at least until tomorrow morning when they'll come and get him.i have a squirrel as a roommate for the night
>>34814218Anon, I thought it was hot. I'm just anxious about what comes next.
>>34814170>>34814232Oop wrong one
>>34814234He's gonna be okay!
tee hee my penis is drooling like a retard :3
>>3481423830 year old man posting>>3481423724 year old man posting
>>34814235It feels hot because your are approaching the gates of hell to where she has lead you. Turn back!>>34814233I'm shitposting about something women really do once you remove their social makeup and see them clearly for what they are capable.
>>34814219Haha mr. Grinch
>>34814201Weight classes exist for a reason.Gg
>>34814234Sleep tight little guy, and god bless your weary soul! Dream of acorns and rest well.
>>34814239>24 year old man postingI'm a woman in my 30s.
>>34814233It’s a joke but there is no lie
>>34814234GgThat’s your squirrel now. You are its mother.Better start learning squirrel diet
>>34814239ERM I'm in my mid 20s
>>34814249>>34814245Spiritually
the left side of my head has been hurting all day :(
>>34814241I might dress up as sexy grinch for halloweenmas now, could be fun
>>34814204>>34814207>>34814222>>34814233>>34814246Anons, you really think I haven't imagined going down on her before?
>>34814251no spiritually I'm 8 :3
>>34814254Irrelevant, she’d have stopped you before the thought even formed in your mind if she wasn’t trying to get her snatch licked
I got
>>34814252Well im heading home soon. Do you need me to pick up anything from the store?
I should at least text to make sure she made it to work right?
>>348142016' 2905'6Bruh, don't eat him
>>34814258I guess I should ask when more femanons are around.
I can't handle all this cunnilingus talk bros, I want to eat a girl out so bad, I want her to patiently instruct me on how to best be of use to her and run her hands through my hair and tell me I'm doing a good job and that my expression when I'm focused on giving her head is cute and hot
>>34814264Good idea
>>34814254I do, I’m not retarded. But anon was shitposting a truth accidentally and I replied to him about it
Oh I guess the horny posters have come out. Can't take a little bit of sex talk before they have to whip it out.
>>34814253Orly?
>>34814201>I'm a fat tub of lard at 6.0 290 poundshii
>>34814270sorry I just had to get it out of my system
>>34814254I figure I should clear this up for you
>>34814271I’m twink coded so I’d be going for a grinch if he was an e-boy type vibe but yes
>>34814265Sorry bro. If I got lucky you will too.
>>34814260some aspirin please
>>34814265This was me this time last year but I’ve since spoken to a woman and now want them to leave me alone until I die
>>34814274Oh, I don't know why I didn't guess that.
>>34814280Alright I'll pick some up. Did you want anything to drink? You gotta stay hydrated. Also, I have a heating pad in my room. I'll throw that in the microwave for you. The heat helps the blood flow to the brain. It will help.
>>34814276So the benedict cumberbatch version?
>>34814274>still not using dark mode in THE big 26I shiggy
>>34814283More five course meals for the rest of us!
>>34814287nta but dark mode is for the weak
Men, bpd gf?https://youtu.be/JhsRjAPZ6eQ
>>34814285blue gatorade please, thanks
>>34814287It fucks with my eyes when I have to switch to something that isn't dark mode
>>34814290I don't watch AI slop
>>34814288Enjoy. Lousy ass unfaithful dishonest bitches
I’m eating ice cream. Thoughts, women?
>>34814286Kinda but not really, spiritually I want it to invoke the og jim carrey version
>>34814265It does seem like a lot of virgins are orally fixated
>>34814296hell yeah!!! what flavor
>>34814296what flavour is it?
>>34814294It's felt animation guinea pig torture.
>>34814291Alright but im getting the yellow one too. Its what my mom gave me when I was sick. Did you want to watch a movie later tonight? Or do you just want some peace and quiet in your room? I can light a candle, aromatherapy really helps.
>>34814302>>34814304Vanilla bean
>>34814307great choice i love vanilla <3
>>34814307Can I add some root beer and make a float?
I love her feet
Genders,Have you seen the new EDP445 documentary?If so, thoughts?
>>34814309:•]>>34814313Yes, I will send you some in an envelope
>>34814299Yeah I can't deny the correlation. Personally I just like feeling useful and appreciated.
>>34814196I've never done it. If you like her, go for it.I find the expression "grab lunch" really funny, it's like I imagine you throwing your open palms in the buffet trays and eating the food from your fists hahahaAhh it's a lonely world, anyways, good luck to you!
I met my ex ex ex during vacation and we reconnected. She is still in love with me 10 years later and worships the ground I step on. She literally booked a flight to see me again and is offering to cook and clean for me while there.I have no intentions of being with her long term and am using her for sex, I told her this multiple times but she still texts me constantly and checks up on me multiple times a day as if we're together. She's really pretty, and I intend to dress her up and parade her around town so local cunts here get hit by preselection, so I can fuck them as well.Should I feel bad? I kinda don't. This is my first time being an overt asshole, I used to be the lovey dovey prince charming simp type before I learned how women are.
>>34814321Alright dealYou will receive an unmarked root beer float at your doorstep.
>>34813477>have you ever seen what your old favorite porn star was up to these daysApparently she has a normie wife, and they're doing some vlog thing
>>34814152Post body
Women, why?
>>34814339cuz u let me
>>34814163>How has that worked out for you?I haven't really done that myself, and I don't think "tests" are a good idea. But it will get you the answers you want.>>34814173>What am I supposed to do now?Ask her for criticism. You're not in a relationship and it's not worth saving face over.>>34814296>I’m eating ice cream. Thoughts, women?Same. I'm trying to put on weight for the winter and to get big again, so I made my ice cream with a custard base. IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD.>>34814339>Women, why?Ain't nuthin' but a heartache!
>>34814339>>34814341Women will never "get" the Imperium of Man, that's why they're like this.
>>34814341:(
>>34814339Barometric pressure of the insane heat made a storm. Hot coco time.
What a memorable nye
>>34814341Actually a good reply.
It’s time I watch Dragon Ball again
State gender?
>>34814359M
>>34814363Men want to fuck him in the bussy
>>34814363Guess "she" actually passes.
>>34814363bait
>>34814363MTrue she should come to my basement. I dont let any mean women in there
>>34814341So any woman I trust is just gonna abuse it because she can? :(
>>34814372If by "it" you mean your genitals then yes.
>>34814375I meant my trust, not my penis
>>34814377Same thing desu.
>>34814359I've never watched dragon ball in my life (fist of the north star was better)
>>34812925[why spoilers don't work here?]Chat...The meme got real...The audacity of that bitch...
>>34814359>It’s time I watch Dragon Ball againBased. OG Dragon Ball is like the most surefire way to hit me with nostalgia. Japan + 80's = kino.
I meant my "thrust", haha
>>34814372I truly believe that you can find a nice woman who won't abuse your trust. Don't give up, just be a bit careful. :)
What's better, having a girlfriend who'd cheat on other people but never would cheat on you or having a girlfriend who'd never cheat on anyone
>>34814372Yeah if she doesn't respect you or care if you fuck off one day.
>>34814387The latter. The first woman doesn’t exist
>>34814387What?
>>34812925Why are women obsessed with cheesy romances (with smutty sex scenes) anyways?
I do not like the way Anne Hathaway looks
>>34814385I find that extremely hard to believe rn but thanks. I can't believe the shit I just put up with
>>34814394>I do not like the way Anne Hathaway looksThat's the gayest shit I ever heard.
>>34814399She's attractive but deeply unnerving
>>34814394I love that Jewess so much it's unreal
>>34814400That photo of her that got jak’d into being an hr lady is indeed extremely unnerving
>>34814401>Anne Hathaway>Jewish???????????
>>34814395Do you want to talk about it? My trust was abused a lot by a woman before too. I know it can be hard to deal with.
>>34812920>Is this room meant to represent /atoga/?I guess so
>>34814381>The audacity of that bitch...ikr?
>>34814394You are jealous of her big fat udders.
>>34814403Through marriage, not blood. Like Amy Adams.
>>34814405Oh hey look its the political compass memeAll the funny colors in the correct quadrant
>>34814404I don't want to get into specifics. I wish I'd told her how offended I was instead of trying to part amicably. I'm disgusted with myself for being such a doormat
>>34814409So not Jewish under Jewish law then.
>>34814413>I'm disgusted with myself for being such a doormatI seriously relate to you so heavily. I have thought the exact same thing before about myself.It sucks but you can't change the past, so I try to just think of it as a learning experience so I can avoid being a doormat again in the future.Good luck out there, and do try to be kind to yourself.
>>34814272LEAVE HIM ALONE you sick fuck
>>34814419He'd be getting a skinny pair of titties to look at. It'd be a good home for him.
>>34812904Me outside, looking at femanon through my telescope.
>>34814421That's a man.
>>34814411Also, Hogwarts houses and MBTIslop
>>34814413NtaSee it this way: Whatever happened, you kept your morals up and didn't let your lizard brain win.Shitting on somebody won't make the pain go away.
still waiting for the atoga moid moaning compilation
Adding>estranged from her familyto my list of red flags for dating women.
>>34814426I don't want to shit on anybody, just to have an actual conversation where I don't feel the need to walk on eggshells and pretend I'm unflappable. But that's not someone I'm ever going to get that with probably. Infuriating>>34814418True, that's really the only way to look at it. Wish this wasn't an experience I needed to have
>>34814430you will be raped in your sleep
>>34814363Renounce Autogynephilia or return to /tttt/
Alright, I'm super late but I'm back to report on how work went. They're fucked, that desperate plee this morning to try and get someone to take the position had me immediately decide to just stick to my area in the back and only talk and help those who come to me, hardly anyone did as usual and go about my business til it was time to clock out, they can handle that BS on their own, I'm just here for the insurance and the steady pay check in a rapidly deteriorating economy. My now goal i to try and decide if I want Star Fox, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Splatoon or to wait for something else. They fucking called overtime for the entire week too so I need happy thoughts.
>>34814433*Star Wars guy voice* she rapes now?
>>34814433Challenge accepted.
>>34814387Which is better: having a gf who never wants to cheat on you? Or a gf who overcomes her cheating nature through great effort?
>>34814430>>34814433Aht aht. Get along.
>>34814433But what if I counter-rape you, foid?
Femanons should flick their bean today
>>34814445OKAY
I sentence femanons to brutally unsatisfying orgasm denial
>>34814440Is this your family?
>>34814447I like the grumpy little sigh they make when they want to cum, but know you won't let them.
>>34814436What do you do?
>>34814433Calm down.>>34814428Right after femanons post their hands, so never.
>>34814428Sorry, I save those for those dear to me. Can't be giving away ALL my secrets now.
If I get woken up one morr time by prople loudly fucking with open windows, I'm going to become part of the murder statistic. How the FUCK do you fibd a woman to bang? Apparently everyone else manages.Oh yeah, and if its not that, then I get woken up by a nightmare caused by extended isolation. My sleep is utterly fucked
I seriously stubbed my toe pretty badly yesterday morning, like it's swole and hurts a lot.I couldn't go to the grocery store today because of it, so my parents came by and brought me a 24 pack of vanilla coke cans.
>>34814455It's called being nice, chuddy.
>>34814455Women do be loud in apartments, i swear they do it on purpose.
>>34814436>My now goal i to try and decide if I want Star Fox, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Splatoon or to wait for something elsewhat the fuck do you mean by this
Wish my boobs were big enough to put my nipple in my mouth :(
>>34814451warehouse worker order picker filler I make 19.60 an hour anyway switching gears for a moment, horny women are scary it's not just me who thinks that right?
>>34814461I've heard Mamarchs say that doesn't feel as good as you'd expect.
>>34814461Men aren't supposed to have gyno.
>>34814447need chastity belt-wearing femanon gf
>>34814463nta but i imagine it would be like sucking your own dick
>>34814461I can almost do it. Touched my lip to my nip.
This mf said reseblance
>>34814462>horny women are scary it's not just me who thinks that right?They are, but I'm a horror enthusiast.
>>34814471Oh shit, a typo?
>>34814471English is hard for native Hindi speakers to learn
>>34814474Yeah, now he must khs
>>34814474My mixed-race son’s name is Reseblance
Women, do you really play with your tits/nipples when you masturbate, or is that a movie/porn thing?
>>34814481You are mixed race, son.50cc clown car lookin ah.
>>34814481I apologize for insulting your swine mommy
>>34814483Porn thing. Rare. Plus some women breastfeed.
>>34814483lol no we do notmen and women have the same nipples, if it wouldnt turn a man on to play w his, why would it turn a woman on
>>34814486Don’t get the wrong idea, I just wanted an excuse to type Reseblance a few times
>>34814489Yours aren't more sensitive? I figured they would be since become erect.
>>34814489>men and women have the same nipples, Post proof. This is an outlandish claim
>>34814466>106 kgAnd Ohiocuck said it's just a bad camera angle, kek
>>34814481>ReseblanceThe new MGS looks sick!
>>34814483I've never done that.
Men: post media women will NEVER understand.Women: post media men will NEVER understand.
>>34814457Thats the least helpful comment I could imagine.>>34814459Its the guy who is loud kek
>>34814502>Its the guy who is loud keklmfaoooo
>>34814499BV's fat cheeks would alert the guards too often
>>34814501Conan the Barbarian
>>34814502Does he sound like screaming niagara?
>>34814501Mgalaxy express 999
>>34814507Hell yeah
>>34814507Thanks chubby chaser
>>34814511
>>34814507First of all, how tiny.
>>34814516Consider a career in the glass cutting industry
>>34814506No, more like hes getting his bussy pounded even though you hear foid squeals inbetween , so its not gay dudes. I'm this short from lighting ny leftover news years fireworks
>>34814495NTA, I posted this and jannies didn't delete itI mean, there's a chance that all of these are male nipples, how can you be sure?
>>34814522Bros getting pegged? Lmao
>>34814501EmilieThe snowmanWhere the wild things areBridge to terabithia
>>34814523Mens nipples dont open for milk like that
Currently weighing the pros and cons of being fat
>>34814524Or ridden realky goid would be my guess. Anyhow,Im going to look for eomen of my own once I got some sleep. Where do I start?
>>34814515>>34814520are these good or bad things>>34814519i never had them measured, and i dont own bras so i dunno
>>34814496>>106 kgWhat if BV is 2 meters high?
Men, if you learned that you were a rapist or that you had sexually assaulted someone, would you do the right thing by turning yourself in and going to jail?
>>34814531>i dont own bras so i dunnoSo you're a man or woman?
>>34814507is that the fat fetishist!?
>>34814504*farts on you*
>>34814534im a femanon
Why don't they make television advertisements like this one any more?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQMh4kahOdM
Femanons, what are your thoughts on "hydroerotic stimulation?" Or "Hydrobation?"
>>34814539Waterjet stuff seems pretty cool. But I'd need a pressure washer.
>>34814530Fuck if i know, anon. I'm a khhv
>>34814532https://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html?cage=25&csex=f&cheightfeet=5&cheightinch=10&cpound=160&cheightmeter=200&ckg=106&ctype=metric&printit=0&x=CalculateThat would still make her overweight>>34814536How long are you?
why did she rip her shirt to show her nipple though?
>>34814537I take it, the size difference to a big guy what turns you on about it.How old are you that you don't have any bras?
>>34814533why would that be something i had to learn and not something i already knew?
>>34814531I like firm nipples. They feel nice in my mouth.
Why are men here so fat
>>34814543haha no there was already a hole i have holes in alot of my shirts, that one is just the largest of them all
>>34814543That was going to be my next question, it was either ripped for some reason or she pulled it aside.
>>34814549ok confirmed you are the fat fetishist :3this makes up for you not posting your other armpit
>>34814548Don't remember anyone fatter than BV hereExcept Cheswick maybe
>>34814542I'm 2ft wide horizontally.
>>34814541Thats depressing>>34814548Do you know where you are?
>>34814549You're a NEET who basically never goes outside, I guess?
>>34814548I'm eating a pizza as we speak.
>>34814548I'm too skinny
>>34814546A lot of guys who've sexually assaulted people are too fucking stupid to know what they did was sexual assault.
Hi
Men, do you shoot 6ft ropes?
>>34814553BV weighs 340 pounds.
>>34814548I'm skinny fat, my legs and arms are skinny but my torso is gross and I have small manboobs
>>34814561Oh we summoned another set.
looks like efl is jealous of all the atenttion the other femanon is getting
>>34814533>>34814560I've never touched a woman outside of a handshake, so I'm good.
>>34814561Fuck off, cheater
>>34814549Greatly improved my shitty day
>>34814563I have been told that I do bust fat ropes (the exact terminology is more "Thats a lot of cum")
>>34814560Yeah,right. Newsflash:They know and they dont care. Like nearly all people eho do bad things. Stop browbeating normal men until thex are too scared to put an arm around their date at the cinema. They are the ones even thinking about this stuff, your rapist merrily rapes away without a care in the world.
Moids jerk off to femanons tits provided to them at no cost then call her a bitch and a whore
>>34814544im early 20s, and i just dont need a bra since i dont wear any tight clothing >>34814556i wish but no i do leave my house sometimes
>>34814567I appreciate that the retarded attentionwhore sluts end up gravitating towards each other and force each other to escalate then get banned for a while. The time in-between the whores posting is so nice.
>>34814573I actually have a lil crush on the fatliker desu
>>34814573>at no costThese succubi are stealing our sexual energy
>>34814573hey I never called her a whore or a bitch I just like teasing her sometimes
>>34814563I wish. It'd be nice to give my gf more visual feedback.
>>34814573>no costI posted my hand twice and my underwear
>>34814554So you're like a big worm, monstrous
>>34814563I haven’t exactly been keeping track but doubt I’ve gone past four feet (of skeet)
>>34814575speaking of which, where is kittenposter?
>>34814573I've never said such things
>>34814573Yeah. Porn brained men love to cuck themselves. It's a vicious cycle.
Need femanon to scratch my back.
>>34814574>i dont wear any tight clothingYou should.Granted, you seem tiny.
>>34814564I thought she weighed 200 something? She's trolling you guys.
>>34814587Anon, please don't. The thread is actually pleasant for once
>>34814587Hopefully still banned after last time. The bans get longer as they stack up. Eventually it's long enough that the attentionwhores get sick of waiting and find a better place for it.
The exchange rate is 1 pair of tits for 50 manhands
>>34814423>INFJI'm a Ravenclaw, tho.>>34814483>Women, do you really play with your tits/nipples when you masturbate, or is that a movie/porn thing?Some do, some don't. I touch myself all over. I especially like lightly dragging my fingertips all over until my entire body is covered in goosebumps.>>34814501>Women: post media men will NEVER understand.https://youtu.be/B-MfwP_RmHYhttps://youtu.be/mZRZ5z7vOHkhttps://youtu.be/RwkzB1Y_ayA>>34814529>Currently weighing the pros and cons of being fatBoth are heavier when you're fat.>>34814539>Femanons, what are your thoughts on "hydroerotic stimulation?" Or "Hydrobation?"When I was in Japan, their shower heads have really high water pressure and I knew I needed that for my own home.
>>34814595That wasn't a pair
>>34814595We only saw one titty. It’s 100 hands for a pair
I know you do sexy things with your erotic feet and wiggling toes. Fruit by the Foot!
>>34814599Moids haven't posted enough hands either way
>>34814598I guess that's how the salary women get through their workday
>>34814593>literally the worst namefags we've ever had ITT right nowkek no
>>34814592She's a fat 234 lbs troll
>>34814605No reptileNo jeetNo garyNo kpNo cheswickNo mk
>>34814466
Do zoomer girls have something analogous to Harry Potter?
>>34814573I posted an armpit for her :/
>>34814573I owe femanon one (1) picture of my penis
>>34814607Same shit different flavor. In the end they all derail the thread, at least the ones that aren't actual internet whores or performative dykes bring something new to the thread to point and laugh at. A twenty-something idiot realizing she can get attention from men in a niche anonymous forum got boring twenty years ago.
>>34814610Yeah, harry potter
Large hard penises
>>34814616Yes?
>>34814613>twenty years agoWhat's your age, anon?
>>34814610zoomer girl here! a lot of us were also into harry potter in our childhoods. or there were some other fandoms like warrior cats or percy jackson.
>>34814618Do they really get as big as a monster can
>>34814616It's soft right now.
>>34814619Too old for you.
>>34814622I just looked it up and mine is apparently slightly longer than a monster can
>>34814598>>INFJno waypost your enneagram
>>3481462440?
cute puckered foid anus (bleached)
>>34814625Size?
>>34814610anon us zoomers grew up watching/reading harry potter
>>34814620Why are you bullies? Why do you have mean girl behavior and attitudes? Why do you infect others with your mean girl behavior?
>>348146296.5” long, a little over 5” around
>>34814624That's why you're such a sourpuss, gramps. You were supposed to outgrow this place and start a family.
>>34814573There's femanon tits? Where?
>>34814631zoomer girls in particular are mean?
>>34814613Imagine thinking e thots and rug munchers are as bad as those psychopaths
>>34814601
>>34814640At least those psychopaths have the decency to crawl away and die. Or at least not post every single day spamming the same garbage.
>>34814641Did your husband approve this shit?
>>34814633Nta, you’re here forever
>>34814642>At least those psychopaths have the decency to crawl awayYeah, back to the children they abuse
Blue raspberry minute maid kind of sucks. I should have gotten lemonade.
>>34814644No
>>34814646Sure and the children being abused via neglect by the multiple mothers ITT who spam the the thread and share their nudes when they aren't getting attention must be better just because they make your dick hard and don't talk about their kids ever?
>>34814645Either way they'll shut this place down before I'm his age
>>34814647>minute maidNigga you should get some self respect.
I knew her tits would be the perfect size I just knew it
>>34814641Don't post your fucking feet.
>>34814650Ai can’t replace 4chan autism
>>34814639Yes
one day, I'll get to eat a beautiful woman's ass
>>34814649I filter elf. I'm not aware of any other moms here
>>34814641Yum
>>34814656Disgusting
>>34814641ew wafflestompers *hissss* we like armpits here
>>34814526Women's nipples don't open for milk like that either. It's like a showerhead. The drawings are not anatomically correct.
>>34812920Our home
>>34814657Blue whale.
Which type of elf would elf be?
>>34814665mommy elf
>>34814665>Which type of elf would elf be?Orismer
>>34814656What if you get strep throat or worse, why not just find a nice lady to cuddle with.
where are the dilf attentionwhores though
I'd rather be a dwarf
>>34814669I know it fuckign stinks in your roomtake a shower you mental toddler
>>34814664She's a mom? Source?
>>34814671too young to be a dilf
>>34814670>her husband raises another man's son while she whores her pics out on Only4chans
I'm just not into I just to be desu. There are better shapes.
>>34814671I’m too camera shy and have no kids
>>34814676lol interesting story
>>34814671A proper dilf doesn’t attentionwhore
>>34814676>her husband raises another man's sonIs it black?
>>34814428Men will me hear me and that’s gay
>>34814665Woodelf <3 with a bow and arrow
>>34814681No omg stop
>>34814679Didn't you say your first husband pumped and dumped you with a child?
women want to see my hands but they never want to see my feet
>>34814685He left me because I’m “crazy”
women always want to see my cock, how rude
>>34814683>By Azura it's the grand champion!
>>34814665MIts cringe and edgy but I'd want to be a dark elf but Im probably more wood elf coded
I got a boo boo. :/
>>34814687No need to use quotations
>>34814687I mean you post your feet to strangers while being married, maybe he wasn't wrong
>>34814690Dunmer are based. I want that red haired one from Skingrad
>>34814691Better go tell your mom
>>34814691*licks your boo boo*
>>34814670Ey, mama. How's ya husband feel bout me whacking my BBC to ya feetsies?
>>34814697saar
>>34814670
>>34814697He'd probably like it lol.
>>34814651I wanted to try something new.
Because your mineI walk the line
hey elf can you post armpit?
>>34814700So you're saying your new husband is actually a legit cuckold
Sad brain healed by nipple
Chat, who's right?Who's left?
>>34814688SHOW YOUR COCK RIGHT NOW
Girls, have you ever bought men's tampons for your bf on his boyperiod?
>>34814674>She's a mom? SourceShe's never said that she's a mother, that's Julien's schizo posting
>>34814601>Fruit by the Foot!Fruit Roll-ups are better, though the berry tie-dye FbtF is the best flavor of any of them.>>34814626>post your enneagramType 6, but I don't know what my wing is.>>34814665>Which type of elf would elf be?She's a Bosmer, and I say that derogatorily.BV would be a Breton.I am a Dunmer.>>34814697>How's ya husband feel bout me whacking my BBC to ya feetsies?Uncouth Redguard. Had to come to Tamriel after ruining your own continent.
>>34814711>redditjak vs chudcel
>>34814715I decided to watch Avatar. I thought you would like to know that
*whips dick out**breaks table*
>>34814715I decided to watch lesbian porn. I thought you would like to know that
>>34814717Tell me what you think of it.
>>34814100That sounds so gay
>>34814722Thank you for this reaction image.
>>34814721Tell me what you think of it.
Men, are piss boners real?
>>34814729What is this supposed to be?
>>34814729peeing while having a boner is possible if that's what you're asking. it's not easy or comfortable
>muddbutt's hittinThis may be how I die...
>>34814715>but I don't know what my wing is.Do you feel like you're more withdrawn, or more energetic and outgoing? Do you worry more about missing out, or do you worry more about being unprepared and overwhelmed?
Fellas, why does she live rent free in your brain and making you continue to stalk her socials?
men do u prefer red or green grapes
>>34814740Green grapes are like the default, so something about red grapes makes them look more enticing
>>34814734I wouldn't say withdrawn or unenergetic, I just lean more introverted and tend to need a lot of prep and recovery whenever I choose to be extroverted. And I constantly worry about being unprepared, as I'm just a planner by nature, and overwhelmed, as I'm autistic.
>>34814740Red. Also that other guy is tripping, red is definitely the default.
Burned a bunch of old flat pack furniture I didn't want anymore.
Can hard cocks really leave bruises
We have to go backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY
>bought my fiancé lingerie>she put it on overtop her clothes>"anon, this is too tight">takes it off and puts it back into packagingI love women so much
>>34814740Hmmm, red or green
men do u prefer quesidillas or mash potatoes
>>34814745Where?
>>34814751On women's bodies
>>34814750What a bizarre choice.Quesadilla.
>>34814753I’ve known chicks with a skin type that will bruise if you bare squeeze their arm. So i guess technically yes?
>>34814742Based on being introverted, probably 6w5Under stress, do you prefer to ruminate and analyze things by yourself, or do you seek distractions and constant activity?
>>34814715>I am a Dunmer.We, (Yes, WE) love all types of dark elves, from any fantasy setting
>>34814758Both, I think. I prefer to be alone to process my thoughts and feelings, but I also like to do something as I do it. Whether that be going for a run, cooking, driving, or whatever else gets me moving. >>34814759>We, (Yes, WE) love all types of dark elves, from any fantasy settingReal. The Underdark is lowkey just Latin America.
>>34814745mine can
>>34814750Mashed potatoes, the White man's choice.
>>34814765>The Underdark is lowkey just Latin America.lmfaoI really shouldn't love the drow so much, it's definitely sus
>>34814750quesadillas are more peatpilled, so them
>>34814771Only with some nixtamalized heirloom corn tortillas, maybe. And why, just because it's drowning in cheese and butter? Potatoes and butter is more peaty, I would argue.
Girlfriend is uncomfortable with blowjobs, too “subservient”. I thought I could handle it, but after two years, I really want my cock sucked. I’m sorry, lord.
>>34814774Personally I just do worse on potatoes even though they're tasty
>>34814777>too “subservient”You’re the bitch in the relationship.
>>34814782I’m a certified pussy, always have been.
>>34814777The fire isn't there, so you should end it and not feel too bad.
mmen how much facial hair do u have rn
>>34814786Stubble
>>34814786i don't grow good facial hair and I'm 27 so I keep it clean shaven.
>>34814777>Girlfriend is uncomfortable with blowjobs, too “subservient”.I bet she doesn't even beat you up. Stolen Domme valour.
>>34814784You’ve still got time to learn.
>>34814786haven't shaved since yesterday morning so I look like an unkempt hobo
>>34814790a real domme queen knows how to make a man submit by sucking the soul outta his dick
I wish more men would still walk around naked under their trench coat!
I wish women's collective body temperature rose so much they all have to run around naked and sweaty all day
>>34814750mashed potatoes, I hate quesidillas
>>34814719Hell yeah
>>34814794I did this once because I forgot to do laundry.
>>34814795They’d just invent airconditionned vagina plugs and you wouldn’t know who’s wearing them.
>>34814796>i hate bread and cheeseWhy even live?
Moids, a a vertical bar has been forcibly installed that shows how full of cum you are at all times. It is publicly visible, impossible to hide, and all who see it intuitively know what it represents.What level do you keep it at?
>>34814799You really think this is enough to stop my plans?
>>34814786Too much
>>34814802Bout a 4
>>34814790She likes to punch me sometimes and it hurts cause I’m a skinny fuck and she’s a bit pudgier.
>>34814795My body temperature is kinda burning up.
>>34814802All that is is a bar that shows the guys who have just had sex or masturbated.
>>34814802Men should not go outside with a full bar.You cum and then you shroud your visage in public.
>>34814807Too much insulation.
>>34814769>I really shouldn't love the drow so much, it's definitely susYou like femdom, don't you?>>34814777>Girlfriend is uncomfortable with blowjobs, too “subservient”What a cunt. I'm all for drawing your own boundaries, but imagine that being the reason for sexually neglecting your partner.>>34814800>breadSacrilege. Corn tortilla supremacy.>>34814802I wouldn't trust a guy who was always at full, nor a man who was always empty.
>>34814807naked and sweaty status?
I’ll be 24 next year. I’m learning art right now and worry it’ll be embarrassing to tell any potential partners that my dream is to draw, not for profit, but for myself. I want to draw aliens.
>>34814812To be fair, she also told me it was because it’d make her mouth hurt. Still kind of lame because she would only do it for like twenty seconds.
>>34814814Whatever your passions are, enjoy them. If a chick likes you, she actually doesn’t care what your hobbies are, only that you are confident and have them.
>>34814814Keep going. I'm learning how to draw but my clinical depression means I keep stopping and starting over and over and It's hell
>>34814812>I wouldn't trust a guy who was always at full, nor a man who was always empty.Exactly
Would you eat fried cigarettes?
>>34814813Silk robe after a second shower naked otherwise status.
>>34814812>You like femdom, don't you?You got meBut actually I'm a switch, and I have too many specific likes/dislikes to say I like truly femdom
>>34814824I truly like femdom*
>>34814822Drunk kitten has entered the thread
Our contracts are ending this week. I only saw her in the morning, but she didn't ask me out... If she wanted me, she would have.
>>34814822based and comfy
>>34814828I've been bled, ya goofy.
>>34814831>Blood type: Gravy +
Men>Laurine NickelOr >Tessa Fowler
>>34814814Sexy aliens?>>34814837Neither. Sexy aliens.
>>34814837Tessa Fowler 100%
>>34814837I've never heard of laurine nickel so I'll choose her
>>34814836Yeah, it's cancer saving gravy.
>>34814829>If she wanted me, she would have.Some women would sooner die of thirst than approach the man they like if he was the only person in the world with water.>>34814824>But actually I'm a switch, and I have too many specific likes/dislikesSame. Variety is the spice of (sex) life.>>34814822>Silk robeIs it washable? I made the mistake of buying some items that weren't and they quickly broke down.
My hot take is that I don't think women are naturally into being degraded or dominated, we just live in a culture where that is the sexual role expected from them which is a type of dynamic baked into 99% of media in the history of humanity due to the historical dominating social position of men.
>>34814845It seems to hold up. Except I ripped a inner support tie by bending over too quick while it was tied too tight.
>>34814846They literally get wet as a defensive mechanism
>>34814846I somewhat agree, but I feel like there is a biological and social aspect to it due to sexual dimorphism.
>>34814846You'd be right that it's propaganda.
incredibly horny as of latedoubly difficult because i see some stunning women at gym usually
>>34814853>doubly difficult because i see some stunning women at gym usuallyI had to set up a home gym for this reason.
>>34814845>Same. Variety is the spice of (sex) life.For me, being the voyeur while she is the exhibitionist (if that makes sense in a purely one-on-one context?) is more important than dom/sub.
>>34814812>corn based bread isn't breadRACIST
>>34814857Quiet, wheatcuck
>>34814837>Men>>Laurine Nickel Or Tessa FowlerBruh, look at these tiddies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIJWzr5VBcQ
>>34814848What does that have to do with getting turned on by being dominated? What you describe is an involuntary defense mechanism of the body, anon>>34814850I have never seen evidence that there's a biological factor to this to be honest. I'm skeptical.
rape men til they cry
>>34814861>rape (female on male)>dacryphiliagood taste
>>34814860I cant connect the dots for you but I swear it makes sense
I don't like men irl but I love when cute anime boys cry, it's so cute
>>34814861Sex with him until >he is taps out or consents to being unconscious.NYEHEHEHE
>>34814867>I don't like men irlWe've noticed.
dw most men dont like most women too
>>34814870Thats definitely a dude that posted that
>>34814866Nah man, the fact that women get wet as a defense mechanism just means men have historically raped women so much that it became evolutionary relevant. What matters for an evolutionary trait is not the women's enjoyment, it's just that they got pregnant even if by force withot dying, and so their genes were passed down.
>>34814848>>34814874What makes more sense:>women get wet because sexual intercourse requires lubricationor>women get wet because of rape99% of "we evolved to" arguments are pants on head retardedmaybe in some alternate upside down universe there are women claiming men evolved precum as a defense mechanism against women raping them
>>34814855>if that makes sense in a purely one-on-one context?It would be a bit cucky otherwise. But I know what you mean. Seeing your partner confident and doing their own thing, even in a non-sexual context, is an incredible feeling.>>34814857>RACISTCornbread is also not bread. It's a cake.>>34814860>I have never seen evidence that there's a biological factor to this to be honest.Not degraded, but there are plenty of studies on the sociology of women preferring more dominant and physically imposing partners. But the social structure developed alongside evolution, so they go hand-in-hand. Women would want to produce with bigger, stronger men with better genes. I would actually say the current social climate has made those indicators obsolete, as status has far more to do with wealth and fame.
>>34814870>>34814872I'm a woman just have trauma and only like cute anime boys. Not that rare lmao
>>34814877you type like an indian
>>34814875Anon, I'm not talking about regular sex, I was addressing the claim that women get wet as a *defense mechanism*. Specifically, women get wet as a defense mechanism because it was built into their genome due to evolution. Presume doesn't defen the body from an unwanted invasion, getting wet does.I'm not saying getting wet at all is due to rape, I am saying the fact that women get wet as a defense mechanism means only the women who survived because of that defense (and defense by definition recquires a threat) could pass down their genes.
>>34814880>I'm not saying getting wet at all is due to rape, I am saying the fact that women get wet as a defense mechanism means only the women who survived because of that defense (and defense by definition recquires a threat) could pass down their genes.Yet you can find plenty of women with vaginal dryness.Face it, the neo-darwinian explanation that "only those with x trait lived" is just plain retarded and wrong.
>>34814876>cornbread is cakeI can't believe I have the same taste in cartoon lesbian smut as you.
>>34814884Yes anon and there are people with all types of conditions and bodies. A huge percentage of women get wet when they are scared. It is an evolutionary trait. It doesn't mean men are inherently evil, it just means there's been a certain social and physical dynamic between men and women for millennia that involved violence from men, even if that's not the case in some parts of the world anymore. That's all it is. It doesn't mean western women living in a country with gender equality are "victims" by default or anything like that.
Is it wrong to use a woman who really likes me for sex because another woman broke my heart? It's a woman's fault, so really it's like breaking even.
>>34814800that's not bread and cheese on it's own is pretty gross, in fact I hate when they put too much cheese on pizza as well
>>34814802full
>>34814876>But I know what you mean. Seeing your partner confident and doing their own thing, even in a non-sexual context, is an incredible feeling.Yeah, I want my partner to show off for me. Treating her like eye candy, and her enjoying it, feels a bit powerful in a way. Even in a context where I don't have the power.
>>34814777its her choice but personally I live giving blowjobs (I expect to be eaten out as well)>>34814814that sounds awesome as a hobby>>34814846i think its a trauma response most of the time
>>34814877>traumaWhatever
Why do men want to have sex with women who vocally sound like a retard?
>>34814890I'm not worried about any of the things you're thinking I am, I am purely talking about the biological and mechanistic explanations here.It's as simple as>high estrogen creates submissive behavior>submission can be a response to fear>estrogen is responsible for vaginal lubrication and plays a role in arousalIt's not hard to see how wires cross.
>>34814899i think men like women who are a bit retarded in how they talk but are actually smart
>>34814725>Tell me what you think of it.It's nice seeing pussies that are actually wet, and the lack of birdcall noises is welcome. Not as much titty and booty jiggle as I'd like though, I like seeing women's bodies reacting to the inertia of her getting pounded.
>>34814900>high estrogen creates submissive behaviour Source for this? All I ever see is correlation and never causation. >>34814897I also think it is probably mostly trumagenic
>>34814802I edge constantly so the foids can see me at 110%
>>34814892No. Don't do it. Don't be a fucking disgusting slut.
whats your favorite all time tv show if you have one, anon?
>>34814899>Why do men want to have sex with women who vocally sound like a retard?I don't... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYl9MMVwIwE
>>34814907Terrifying.Ugly man at 110% cum barYeesh
>>34814909MGun to my head I'm picking Hannibal. Im a whore for those dining and food prep scenes.
>>34814777She's afraid of getting stds or your penis smelling. Are you sure you wash your penis well
>>34814909MDon't care if it's cliche. Breaking Bad.
>>34814909Just season 1 of pokemon is comfy.
>>34814909f, hard to say but my fav comedy is arrested development. fav anime comedy is excel sagalike the other anon I liked breaking bad but I preferred better call Saul
>>34814909Assuming we're not counting anime, The Good Place.
Femanons, what do you wear to a dick appointment?
>>34814905>All I ever see is correlation and never causation.Yet in your mind explaining everything as trauma and rape is rock solidGet real>>34814897>i think its a trauma response most of the time"It's just trauma" is just an ignorant thing to believe. You do not need to have suffered trauma to be into rough or kinky sex. Your inability to relate to such desires does not make it pathological.
>>34814917>>34814914thoughts on the fly episode
>>34814909MMad Men
>>34814919Wear? The clothes come off.
>>34814920I'm not explaining it as "rape", I'm saying that *getting wet as a defense mechanism* probably simply just stems from it being an evolutionary need because women were raped so often. That has nothing to do with whether women are "naturally submissive" or not, that's another conversation, anon
>>34814921f, hated it so much. it is easily a skip if I ever rewatched
For what is worth, I do have some form of trauma (somatic responses at least) and it is directly related to me wanting to be degraded and insulted sometimes. But I'm just one person.
>>34814926Same
>>34814926same, therapy has helped and I no longer want to be choked during sex. so yes it was a trauma response
>>34814928>I no longer want to be choked during sexTHERAPY IS EVIL
should I go full Goth for the con I'm going to on the weekend with a friend?
>>34814932I guess so?
>>34814924you live in a fantasy land
>>34814824drow female / human male romance is peak fantasy smut for a switch. perfect power dynamics, she believes she's superior, he could pin her down if he so wished, but they're drawn to one another for the strength and authority that (no offense to human women or drow men) the opposite sex of their race stereotypically doesn't have. not that i'm an expert in fantasy smut or that i even read any but i have absolutely dreamed up a switchy drow waifu when i'm bored and lonely and horny.
>>34814933idk everyone will be more in cosplay and I'll just be there
>>34814925filtered.
>>34814932Yes if F
>>34814937what did you like about the episode? i get its meant to show Walt's neuroticism or something but it didn't need to be a full episode and its clear they had budget constraints
>>34814922im literally pete campbell
>>34814936Could do a casual cosplay
What causes a relationship of 9 years to implode? I'm dating a girl who got dumped (her admission) after a relationship that lasted that long and I don't want to press her about it but I'm obviously curious.
>>34814938of course, do guys even dress Goth?>>34814941hmm only have like 2 days to put something together so probs not enough time
>>34814942she cheated on him
Women we lost 4-1, I didn't score a single goal :(
>>34814939The dialogue between jesse and walt is full of really good subtextual double meanings and imo is some of Bryan Cranston's best acting. I also feel like its a good moment of departure for Walt's character into total depravity, there's no immediate danger or crisis that justifies him breaking the law, it's just him reflecting on his own heinous actions like Jane's death and still finally arriving at the conclusion to keep going. In a way, it's sort of the most evil thing he ever does in the show: he is fully aware of the deeply stomach-turning life he is leading, he feels immense guilt for it, yet in the midst of that guilt he ultimately decides that he will continue all the same. There's something pretty uniquely repulsive about it and I don't see that a lot from other "bad guy main character" trope stories.
>>34814947i think I was about 26 when I watched it (breaking bad was finished by then) so it might just be me not getting it at the time
>>34814942Probably has mental issues and issues she hasn't resolved well that he got tired of it
>>34814909Non Non Biyori
>>34814949wtf I swear I wrote 16
>>34814405Clockwise>QT>Korra>BV>Sarge
>>34814953Newfag here. Who are QT and Sarge and how do I identify them?
>>34814954ntaholy shit has qt been gone that long now
Y'all need to stop obsessing over namefags.
>>34814953*farts inside your nose*
>>34814954Sarge doesn't really post anymore, but he was mostly belligerent. QT spams cartoons from the late 90s early 2000s
>>34814960Oh okay QT is that guy I didn't know that was his name
>>34814889>I can't believe I have the same taste in cartoon lesbian smut as you.Are you a savory or sweet cornbread kinda person?>>34814904>I like seeing women's bodies reacting to the inertia of her getting pounded.Yeah, finding good strap porn is so hard.>>34814909>whats your favorite all time tv show if you have one, anon?The Clone Wars, probably. I will say Hazbin Hotel may take its place depending on how the next three seasons go. I'm a slut for musicals, and the ensemble cast and music just scratches an itch in my brain like a comfort character >>34814942>What causes a relationship of 9 years to implode?Aside from cheating, long-term relationships usually degrade from a microcosm of a small issues that accumulate over time. A very important couple in my life are in the middle of a divorce after being together for over 30 years. They've been together since they were teenagers. For her, he had an intense period of bitterness and anger where he grew into someone she didn't like, and despite him fixing himself and them communicating, she was not able to let that go after years. I'm not sure on his side of things, but I'm sure he has similar stories.>>34814953I'm the pretty one? Yay!
mrequesting permission to hornypost
>>34814967permission denied
>>34814967state fetishes
>>34814968okaystate genderif you *had* to move to a country that wasn't your own (and could choose any country), where would you go?
>>34814966>Are you a savory or sweet cornbread kinda person?No preference.
>>34814954Sarge is jealous of a woman from here.Qt is a spammer who jerks off to the women from here and chronic liar.
>>34814969latex and bondage were the relevant ones, the list is a lot longer. but there's a small chance the janny would've banned me even though the image i was going to post had no nudity, wasn't pornographic, and wasn't of me, and i had a question to go with it. i'll save my hornyposting for another day.
>>34814966Did you like the old clone wars?
>>34814972M. Canada is the copout answer. Italy otherwise.
Don Quixote was a hero.
>>34814972MUnironically Canada so I could still stay close to family. Unless I was getting kicked out of the US for some legal reason, in which case I'd probably choose somewhere in Southeast Asia.
moids were so well behaved today. i will save some watermelon for u all to share tomorrow
>>34814981>southeast AsiaLbfm pilled?
I didn't sleep tonight.Not for a single fucking minute.There is/was a mosquito in my living room and my bedroom that kept me up all fucking night.Yesterday was already kind of a shitty day, but today seems to be even worse.
Get in the barrel.
>>34814982I don't like watermelon :/
>>34814983I don't know what that means but I wouldn't be doing it for sex, it's just somewhere far away from the US if I was being kicked out of the US for some reason.
>>34814985I need to sleep tonight
>>34814983Speak English.
>>34814987hmm.. grapes then?
>>34814985Don't they only bite you once?
is it true lesbians make the best wingmen?
>>34814978>Did you like the old clone wars?I prefer it, actually.
>>34814980Isnt he a downie
>>34814972Idk I would need to do extensive research before actually picking one
>>34814992I have never had a mosquito that only bit me once.
>>34814993women in general make the best wingmen imo. if you've got any female friends who very plainly don't have feelings for you and are willing to help you out by all means ask them for help.
>>34814993They can if they try. Sometimes they'll steal the chick though.
Which European city has best moids?
>>34814997Weird, my blood must taste gross
>>34815000Limerick.
>>34815000L O N D O NONDON
>>34815000Istanbul
>>34815000Paris for dick sizeAmsterdam and Helsinki for height
>>34815000Vice City
I got bit by a mosquito while fixing my mom's car today. Women did this to me (but my mom is still a great person).
>>34815009ntawhat about both? not that they're all that matters im just curious.
So like the Ahhiyawa (Achaeans) constantly fought the kingdom/city state of Wilusa (Ilion) for 2-300 years, eventually destroying it. However, Achaean society had degenerated and the old palatial structure of their society was no longer able to function. Amidst all of this are trading and piratical Sardinians and Lycians. The Sardinians recruit some of the dispossessed Aegean peoples to fight for and against the Egyptians, occasionally basing out of Libya and sacking Ugarit. Some of the ones beaten by the Egyptians settle in the Levant. Others end up following the Sardinians back towards their colonies in central Italy.Girlies, where were you when Homer, the Old Testament, and Virgil were actually real?
>>34815012I don't know. Somewhere with French and Dutch blood, probably
if my only fetish is women's armpits, does that make me a freak?
>>34814999Lol. Just inject yourself into the conversation and pivot what's being said into a joke or something you're good. Lesbians crumple instantly. It would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic and they weren't so arrogant.
>>34815001My mom has always said I must have sweet blood since mosquitoes are obsessed with me...Even last night I got stung 5 times. Right arm, right hand, right leg and left leg.
>>34815011It was your own fault for not wearing mosquito repellent
>>34815011Your true love was bit by the same mosquito and now you have her aids and malaria.
>>34814999haha no, no they really don't.
>>34815016>caring what others think you are not a true freak regardless of your tastes
>>34815016never let anyone make u feel bad for ur fetishes
>>34815022I've seen it happen. Women feel at ease if you have what are traditionally man haters vouching for you.
>>34815023ok that's good>>34815025ok but what if someone is into rape? I think that person should be in jail
>>34815025I'm into bbc cuckolding
>>34815028>>34815027stop being gross >:[
>>34815028ntaexcept for this one you should feel bad
>>34815012Lol femanon wants to hop on a Viking's "long boat"
>>34815029how am I being gross? I'm just saying that we should be concerned for people that are into rape (I'm NOT into that)
>>34815033stop it! bad anon!
>>34815033>>34815029wait no not "concerned" I meant to say wary
>>34815031Nothing wrong with having preferences. I just happen to like taller men.
>>34815034I'm so sorry >_<
There's no harm in flirting with my friend's sister if we all know nothing is going to come of it, yeah?State gender.
It's our God given right to jack off.
>>34815012I'm Germanic (I think) and tall.
>>34815036And big dicks*I'm not judging, size queens are welcome.
>>34815040>t. Amerimutt
>>34815043No.
>>34815029Hey, stop kink shaming, chud!
Achilles is actually a very deep character. It upsets me that so many miss what really happens in the Iliad.
I want to suck on the fat fetishist's left nipple
>>34815047still rooting for Troy, sorry
>>34815048i'd suck ur left nipples back anon
Day 1 of politely asking fat fetishist if she'll post her other armpit
>>34815053>her
>>34815053lol ur fetish is kinda sillyi do have a question tho, do u get horny when u go out in public and women are wearing tank tops or certain shirts that show their pits?
State GenderWould you still browse /atoga/ if the official uniform required all moids to wear japanese schoolgirl uniforms and all foids to wear nothing?
>>34815054Judges are still out on that until we see hands and hear voice.
>>34815055Yes, its been getting worse :/
>>34815057Not crossdressing.
>>34815053I'm good she posted her nipple
>>34815057What in the Battle Royale.
>>34815058They already posted hands and they were man hands.
>youtube vid suddenly age restrictedIs patreon a scam/honeypot?Schizophrenic answers only please.
>>34815051hot
>>34815064careful or ur getting ur butt pawed at
>>34815055not unless I actually get a glimpse of her pit, otherwise I'm very composed
>>34815055>certain shirts that show their pitsThis one triggers me harder because it turns it turns it into a focal point
>>34815064I thought we have a female and a male fat chaser.
>>34815057No. Maybe if it was guaranteed that femanons would post pics.
>>34815066If it's the Tessa Fowler one it's because she shows her tits
>>34815057um the catholic middleschool I went to had us use uniforms very similar to the ones they use in japan (obviously I didn't use a skirt)
>>34815057It's not like they have a webcam on me, so I'd just not do that.
>>34815068Don't paw at my butt with your shovel sized man hands.
Femanons, was THAT scene really necessary?Why would she do that?
>>34815058Nigga "her" digit ratio makes shaquille O'Neil look like a little girl.
>>34815079I haven't seen it
>>34815080can you stop thinking about men with tits for one day anon?
>>34815083>men with tits hot...
>>34815082I try not to spoiler much, but soon someone will
>>34815072We have a male fat chaser who larps as a woman.
>>34815073In my hypothetical /atoga/ utopia everyone would have to prove they're in uniform or face posting restrictions>>34815077You'd be permabanned
>>34815085Who cares.
>>34815080>"her" digit ratio makes shaquille O'Neil look like a little girl.NTAShe can't be worse than BlueValk
>>34815084-.-
>>34815079Because Zendaya wanted that in the movie. Zendaya doesn't like other women flirting with Tom even though she bullies him and is married to him.
>>34815087>You'd be permabannedHow would they know?
>>34815016no
>>34815086>>34815090So what is it? Is AFC a guy or girl? Or troon? Could it just be kp? Elf?
>>34815089Many people are very spergy about spoilers
>>34815096AFC?
>>34815016You should also consider the nape of the neckwebm unrel
>>34815098Yeah but it's some random capeshit, so who cares.
>>34815096Fat fetish poster is a gay male.
>>34815093Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
>>34815101I mean, it's The Capeshit of 2026
>>34815038No. You respect your bro's opinion on it. Unless he's an asshole and then you have to cuck him.
>>34813786>Gender>What is your body count?M24
>>34815105Who cares.
>>34815057I mean. I'm not wearing clothes rn anyway.
anywayswhat is atoga moids' favorite soda pop?
>>34815111baja blast zero
>>34815095New mokingbird?
>>34815111>>34814456
>>34815111Cherry Coke for me
>>34815108Judging by the sales, lots of people
>>34815102So he has weird gyno?
>>34815111The raspberry coke you get from the freestyle machines.
>>34815109Ahead of the curve. A shining example of progress.
>>34815122He's posting other people's pics you idiot.
>>34815111Vanilla Coke
>>34815111I just drink water, man. Used to drink nothing but Diet Coke, but ever since I quit that for a while, soda just tastes like acid to me.
>>34815076The Japanese uniforms basically copied European ones iirc
>>34815128Shut up cunt.
>>34815111L&P.
>>34815129Euro uniform moid post when
The Prime Minister of New Zealand could be getting rolled tomorrow, I'll keep you updated.
>>34815125But nobody wants to see her naked.
>>34815136I do...
>>34815133Rolled into a katamari?
If people wanted to avoid the Spooderguy spoilers, they shouldn't have visited barely filtered internet chatrooms like /atoga/ then, amiright?
>>34815111Mexican Coke
>>34815138No you do not.
>>34815136The rules are the rules
>>34813786F9
>>34815139"Rolled" is NZ/Aus slang for losing a leadership challenge.
>>34815133Katamari Damacy is real?
>>3481514198.6 degrees pilled
>>34815130Having a meltie anon?
>>34815140Nobody cares.
>>34815133She's hot
>>34814115We need emojis here
>>34815128Obnoxious.
>>34815095too muscular, it makes her armpits unappealing. >>34815100oh my god she is so sweaty...
>>34815145ntaCan you explain why the fuck you guys call a cigarette a durry
I wanted to reply to that last night now now *skull emoji*
>>34815105sorry but NOTHING will ever beat raimi's spider man trilogy
>>34815095Is that Jessica Biel?
>>34815155>too muscular, it makes her armpits unappealing.holy shit armpitfags have no taste
>>34814972FI moved from US to Netherlands
>>34815111I stopped drinking soda last year
>>34815162They're as annoying and unlikeable as footfags, what else did you expect?
>>34815162hey hey, he doesn't speak for the rest of us
>>34815162skinny flat chested women ALWAYS have the best armpits
>>34815085I don't usually care about spoilers. Being told about what happens during 30 seconds of a 2 hour movie doesn't ruin the whole thing. People enjoy movies based on books, knowing basic plot points or some secret doesn't automatically make something boring or unsatisfying.
>>34815114Old Blade movie>>34815161yes
>>34815163NtaAre the men hotter?
>>34815162so you like it when women have the arms of a man? hmm thats kinda gay anon
>>34814909FIt’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>>34815149Indeed, they know the rules
>>34815155>oh my god she is so sweatyamrbosianatural gatorade
>>34815170Tier 1 ass
>>34815171Yes. Women even more
>>34814909Mamerican tv show? probably always sunnybut if we are including anime as well then it's fist of the north star
>>34815172NTA. Those aren't big arms for a man. There are guys with arms twice that size.
>>34815170see how much better it is when they don't have manly arms?
>>34815172a woman's arms do not turn male because they're too big for you sweaty
>>34815180Nice. I'm probably too short for them though.
>>34815185Lmao>>34815180So you got it even harder?
>>34815182they are still too big to be femenine arms which is part of the appeal for me>There are guys with arms twice that size.irrelevant
>>34815184>>34815183I guess I'm not surprised a pitfag is dyel
>>34815184sorry but I like feminine women
>>34815188>femenineSaar
>>34815190Don't you like hairy women?
>>34815185People don’t obsess over height here. >>34815187Heh, no
>>34815189ERM but I lift, that doesn't mean I want women with gross burly arms
>>34815195Those are toned, not burly
>>34815060Are you willing to face severe posting restrictions?
>>34815194>Heh, noUh huh.
>>34815194So you're hot, huh?
>>34815169Based
>>34815193hmm nope >>34815198still not feminine enough for me, I like it when you can see a girl's wrist bulge, like the appeal is not just the armpit it's the whole arm
>>34815202Maybe she hooks up with the women too?
>>34814909MIn terms of seasonal consistency? The ShieldMy favorite 2 seasons of a show are Homeland season 1 and 2, they were fantastic.Fringe Seasons 1-3 are also pretty great.
>>34815203Hot enough
>>34815205>hmm nopeSo we have more than one pitfag? That's grim.
>>34814341>cuz u let meThe devil is a woman. I fucking KNEW it
>>34815210at least I'm not a footfag
Blade was better than black panther
>>34815217obviously. black panther is just capeshit
>>34815210Oh and im the one that got that anon to post her pit so in the end I win
Sometimes you are a post and see a picture on 4chan and just think what a place full of fucking clowns this is.
>>34815221You more than most
>>34815222I do be like that
WITCH WITCH BURN HER! She made my penis twitch without touching!
gn atoga moids
>>34815229gn bitch
>>34815229gn cunt
>>34814523>still not deleted despite the janny visitAll male nipples confirmed
>>34815233Stop looking at it fag
You ain't nothing but a corn dog.
I snoozeYou stay upI wake upYou brEAK APART!AND I NEED UOU NOW TO IGHTAND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER
>>34815229sleep well
>>34814523Why censor women's nipples but not men's nipples, if they look the same? Why the double standard, chat?
>>34815239Why do you keep making me hate you?
>>34815227>WITCH WITCH BURN HER! She made my penis twitch without touching!you are joking but you you didn't know about the emotional contagion power women possess? women are able to quite literally subverse and supplant a man's thoughts non-verbally through conscious body movements or gestures that they do knowing exactly what it does to a man's head. Their bodies are basically sigils of skin and flesh, incantations of movement and they bewitch men on purpose and have always done this
>>34815241You always hated us, uncsIt's a natural cycle
Aunties, would you be able to love a grandson like this?
>>34815229gn sweetheart
Men: Should we consider bringing back literal witch hunts? Women whose sole purpose is to manipulate, seduce and influence the minds of men? They even call themselves influencers and are out in the open now.
>>34815243You are nearly 30 yourself.
>>34815242Shut up nerd
>>34815256Shit... It's my turn soon
Zoomers of the year 2120! The future is now old unc! *shoots lazers beans at you*
>>34815258May the flames take you, witch
>>34815263Yout turn has already passed, you missed.
>>34815239>Why the double standard, chat?I dunno
>>34815244Yes
>>34815265My turn. I cast wet willy! Lol
>>34815261>>34815265
>>34815265Don't worry I will fan the flames and stoke the fire, better fly away on your broomstick, witch.
>>34815268That looks like a child.
The earthquake will shake the entire globe for two days without stopping.
>>34815274She's 20ish and has superpowers to help
>>34815274Shut up Meg!
>>34815277And a sign will appear from above, the face of a man and the body of a lion rides from the horn of the east to the horn of the west. Time grows thin
>>34815280That won't happen. you will just die along with everything else. There won't be any theatrics.
>>34815271You're playing with fire, femanon.
>>34815282No one told you?
I am going to make a tomato soup today.With greek yoghurt.I got so much fucking gree yo left.
>>34815285Give me :(
I can't believe some people actually shop at Zara
>>34815274I think she's 24?
>>34815289My point is, I have no clue who that's supposed to be.>>34815287Only if you're good.
>>34815290Me good. :)
>>34815291If you are a man on atoga, you are not good though.
>>34815290Jean Grey
>>34815288I agree, low quality trash at high quality prices. all their designs are dupes as well. i like asos a lot more. better quality and like a fifth of the price
>>34815292:(
>>34815105Eh, looks better than The Odyssey 2026
All sweaty in my bed
Join me.
Still in my bed.
>>34815288Same
>>34815309We should fuck
Why are men so gay now
>>34815310I agree about the zara thing but we disagree on this
>>34815315Alright. Had to try.
>>34815314Join and ask them.
Me want to say “omw” but phone say “On my way!”
You can tell this youtuber has some good cleavage going on but it's always JUST barely out of frame...
Sometimes I get turned on by my own erection because my dick is so big and heavy
Women, do you believe that the men atoga men are normies and would you ever date one of them?
The thread? Dead. Dread.
>>34815327Snizzes red, and angry.
>>34815327I said I was going to buy stuff for soup.
>>34815323>atoga men are normiesprobably some of them>would you ever date one of them?sure
>>34815329Is what the mother said after leaving the child alone near the pool
>>34815323No, yes.
>>34815331Don't know what she said, but I'd say "good riddance".
I love my zoomer gf she’s so cute and autistic everyday not being an incel is a good day
>>34815333
>>34815336Foid hands.
>>34815336How did you meet her?
>>34815332>>34815330NtaLet's form a harem, ladies.
>>34815336I would never date a fucking autist
What will you do?
>>34815342Steal your panties
>>34815338>>34815339>>34815341Fucking entjeet is back
Tfw you're smart enough to aspire, but too stupid to attain.
>>34815344Three different people btw
>>34815346I think he was just announcing himself to all three of us for some reason.
Damn, the guy that played Ray in Generation Kill an hero'd
>>34815348Haha
Reasons to not hate women: 0
Days since incel didn't self-sabotage: 0
>>34815340You'd say I'm already in one.
>>34815355JH would date an atoga man?
>>34815360I've had a few crushes here, sure. But obviously I've never gotten to know most of them well enough to confidently say I'd have dated them for sure.
>>34815361>I've had a few crushes here, sure.Oh right, you've been in this general for a decade or something, yeah? lolCould have just exchanged emails.
>>34815363Over half a decade at this point, I think. There's like one person whom I've exchanged contact information with here way back when that didn't end up just getting bored of platonic conversations and ghosted me. It's almost like most men here think I'm only interested in sex talk for some reason.
>>34815349Yeah, a while ago. Was sexually abused as kid and struggled with addiction
>>34815323A few. I would date a normie, but not through 4chan
Women thoughts on fairy lights
>>34815388I like them
My soup turned out balls to the walls amazing.Perfect with some curcuma flavoured bread.
>>34815390what kind of soup was it?
>>34815336Didn't ask
>>34815391Tomats and using some of my still too big amount of greek yoghurt.Used some herbs from my garden and the first chili.It ended up being decently spicy, which I didn't really expect, but drowning the bread in it is delish.
>ask a girl on language app for "language practice">she brings her friend>theyre both cute>they keep texting me after our meetup where we just talked>theyre both leaving the country in a monthits always the ones that leave that show the most investment
>>34815397Ejaculate
>>34815396that sounds really nice, im glad you enjoyed it :)
>>34815390>balls to the walls amazingThat's an odd choice of expression.
>>34815388i have some strung in my bedroom and I think theyre pretty
>>34815399Thanks, I still have another 4 or 5 portions left in the pot.What are you having today?>>34815402I am an odd choice of expression.
>>34815398I want to ejaculate inside both of them
>>34815404>What are you having today?nothing fancy, probably gonna make a fried egg on toast for my lunch in a bit
Some good posts, good work guys
>>34812925The new white MJ, I guess
Men who'd get something out of posting your gf's anonymous nudes online, what's your thought process? Would you still love and respect your gf?
>>34815410I thought about making croque monsieur to dip into my soup, but seeing as how I didn't sleep tonight, I didn't have the energy to do all that.Do you put something like ketchup on your fried egg toast?>>34815411hehhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/7umozGUhYY4
>>34815421>who'd get something out of posting your gf's anonymous nudes onlineTranslate this for retards.
>>34815435Idk how to explain it. There are men who would like to post their gf's nudes online and see the reactions that internet strangers have to them. I don't understand their thought process.
>>34815413Mutie Cutie Sociopatootie
>>34815441I think it's like bragging about having a rich husband. A hot gf. "Look, everyone, this girl chose me and here's her hot body, isn't she sexy as fuck?"
Low IQs of /atoga/, how do you cope?
>>34815427Thanks :3
>>34815427>I didn't sleep tonightaw how come? i hope to sleep better tonight>Do you put something like ketchup on your fried egg toast?i really love the nandos perinaise sauce, it goes so well with fried egg on toast! (basically just slightly spicy mayo)
>>34815388Hate them, my mom keeps getting them for me even though I've told her I put them straight into the trash can
>>34815457>basically just slightly spicy mayoDouble egg whammy, enjoy!I like putting paprika and chili powder in mayo too.
>>34815457>aw how come?Oh and this: >>34814985
Self-hate is so fucking repulsive and embarrassing. Do you bully people with a poor self-image? You should
>>34815447So is it just the natural escalation of that shit if a guy wants to post those pics online rather than just verbally brag without personal images?
Can’t believe I asked someone to post nipple and she actually did
how come the average foid ITT looks like this but cant get a man?
Foidthe foidan foid(a flock of) foidsDid I miss anything? English grammar is deceptively simple.
>>34814909MRome or The Terror
>>34815482To be fair, nora's above average-mid. Not true mid.
>>34814909MIt’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
>>34815482ah yes, the "subtle" foozfag bait. If women loathe footfaggotry, why do they always present their feet?
>>34815482>getThat's not the issue, keeping is.
If you think "I can fix her", do remember to not actually fix her. If you do, she'll eventually monkey branch to someone better.Speaking from experience.
GenderIf a foid is a femaleAnd a moid is a maleDoes it mean that a goid is a girl,And a boid is a boy?
>>34815493foids should be called moidettes
>>34815493TIL boys are not male.
>>34815492Most "fixers" are amateurs to be honest. They always do that shit strategy of becoming a stand-in parent model and the attraction dynamics dies off. The real way to do it is through accepting their faults and not demanding change while encouraging them to choose themselves. When done right they always choose you at the end
>>34815482she mogs me
>>34815493There's no such thing as moid and foid
I had a dream last night that I was on some sort of dating game show that worked like Iron Chef: they’d give me a list of “ingredients” that I needed to use to plan a date.For some reason I got a bucket of sand and a model train, and the woman the dream cast as my girlfriend was asleep.I decided to bury her in the sand from the neck down and set up the model train tracks around the bed. I put a tray on the train to bring her breakfast in bed. Not sure what the sand or beach theme had to do with anything.
>>34815497Did it right. Madly in love. Left me because I was unlikely to afford nannies for our future children.
Men: Is it closer to a dream or a nightmare to imagine dating a girl who'd want to treat you as her father figure? No BPDemon nonsense or major baggage, she's just naturally submissive and takes to being under another's authority well.
>>34815492literally just happened to me. imo the better advice is not to “invest” in a woman and only date women you feel are already fully worthwhile. not only is there a chance she’ll think she can do better once you’ve fixed that flaw, but there’s also the very real chance you won’t be able to fix her and you’ll be dealing with that glaring flaw until you inevitably break up over it. don’t settle.
>>34815494True, they are fundamentally hust scrawny dicklets with bulbous growths on their chests>>34815497>They always do that shit strategy of becoming a stand-in parent model and the attraction dynamics dies off. I just went through that with a male friend who tried to "help" me. Though in this case it wasnt attraction that died since were not homos, but mutual respect. Which is even worse in a way
>>34815504MMuch closer to a dream.
>>34815505Problem is that I enjoy "fixing" and "daddying".
>>34815478Probably. But in some cases the men are also (closeted) bisexual or have cuckolding thoughts.
>>34815504That's not for me.
Can women give me any compelling reasons to go to work instead of building the killdozer today
>>34815504Sounds like a massive chore in the long run.
>>34815504>Men: Is it closer to a dream or a nightmare to imagine dating a girl who'd want to treat you as her father figure?Women naturally gravitate towards it once the pair bond has been established and she has high trust in both you and the safety of the relationship. Though framing it as a 'father figure' type thing isn't accurate, it's simply she sees you as her Man. Her Man carries the same father/patriarch energy as a strong father but it's different in execution. Whenever there is a problem or she is scared or anxious or sad she always runs to you every time because she knows where the comfort and protection and safety is at.
>>34815493https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boids>The name "boid" corresponds to a shortened version of "bird-oid object", which refers to a bird-like object, as well as referencing the stereotypical New York pronunciation of 'bird' as /ˈbəJd/.
>>34815492I can't even fix myself.
>>34815507>I just went through that with a male friend who tried to "help" me. Though in this case it wasnt attraction that died since were not homos, but mutual respect. Which is even worse in a wayYeah happened to me as well with a male friend. I am 100% convinced the dude is a psycho or at least one of those NPD things. Not even exaggerating his whole nodus operandi is to target people at their weakest and try to form some cult around himself by telling younger people girls or guys that he can fix them and they should depend on his insights only and no one else. When he tried it with me I told him to fuck off and cut the friendship
>>34815492Yep. Keep them the way they are. Hell, make them worse. I got my gf to stop going to her meetings.
>>34815504Dream, definitely.
>>34815449Low IQ means I don't need to look very far to find a challenge. If being a gamer has taught me anything it's that challenge is what makes life worth living.
Is this >>34815504 a dream or a nightmare for the women itt?
>>34815499Will you let me mog your pussy?
>>34815527i don't want to be some submissive woman, but I do want someone I can rely on
>>34815520He sounds like an INFJ.
>>34815529Same exact page here but from the opposite side. I love being relied upon
>>34815523I'd say it's most men's dream because when it becomes real it speaks favourably of his own competency, means he's clearly doing something right for himself if someone else sees him as a leader without pretense. Not sure why other men want it any other way, the girl boss shit is considered extremely unattractive among most men
>>34815531of course, it goes both ways
>>34815533Pretty much this, yes. When someone entrusts you as a big brother/father-like figure, it is a sign that you are doing many things correct. You are trustworthy and reliable, and you feel special, irreplaceable.But that's why I said: >>34815492
>>34815528at least buy me dinner first, anon!
Tentatively reopening gf applications
>>34815529Rely on for what
>>34815513moids just be saying shit
i wanna dadbf..
>>34815553So what you’re saying is I should seal myself in a bulldozer with concrete and go on a rampage instead of going to work
>>34815554Why
>>34815555go eat a snickers. you probably don’t have a bulldozer on hand
>>34815557cuz its hot
I do bretty gud in college without studying but sometimes I say or do things that make me think im retardednot as dumb as a woman tho
>>34815558):< fine ok
>>34815548>buyNo, I'll cook it myself, hombre.
>>34815554What’s in it for me
>>34815540Yes. And for broken girls, I just don't fix them so you're right. Just accepting them brokenness and all is enough so long as you embody secure attachment and self competence, they typically want to heal and fix themselves to live up to your standard, though I imagine there'll still be some girls who are resistant. At that points it is better to break it off yourself and go elsewhere. I do think women have competency requirements as well, and would want areas of the relationship where her own expertise or wisdom is prioritized as well since a good woman has maternal/matriarchal energy to hone as well. This is why I pray that I catch a flu or mild sickness because god fucking damn nothing is better than having a woman look after you when you're sick
>>34815565feeling dominant and in charge, what man doesn’t love that
>>34815554How old are you?
>>34815563that sounds nice too
>>34815568whatever age u want me to be
>>34815570You're the gay fat chasing man again...?
>>34815572sorry i'll stop :/ im going back to bed anyways
I finally stopped having dreams every night about the guy that I killed 3 months ago :)
>>34815559In what way
>>34815576It's really fucking annoying, you know 90% of men here aren't gay.
Women, will you change your last name when you get married?
>>34815567I mean I do, but I need more than that
Women, would you rather live under Christofascist rule or Islamofascist rule?
>>34815583sure. the only time i would be hesitant is if his name just sounds really stupid
>>34815582are you baiting me or are you actually this mean on purpose
>>34815447What about the dudes who post their fat hairy wives to /s/
>>34815579Whyd you kill him
>>34815590What?
>>34815596My Dark Passenger told me to
>>34813710I want tooooooooo>>34813749It does not seem that simple
>>34815599Mine usually just stinks up the car and pretends I’m not there while they have a conversation on speaker phone
>>34815583it would be weird because I'd be white with an Asian surname
ghosting gets a bad wrap but I spent all night worrying about what sort of reply I might wake up to and waking up to nothing was such a huge relief and told me everything I needed to know
>>34815603We're not doing that topic again.
>>34815603one night is not ghosting
>>34815504>>34815533Sounds kinda gross honestly I'm not her daddy and she's not my daughter
>>34815602Why are you dating an Asian guy then?
>>34815504It seems to be the type of woman I attract and I am fine with it. I learned to lean into it to get out of it what I need.
>>34815504Dream. Women's biggest thing is feeling wanted, men's biggest thing is feeling neededThe daddy stuff can be a little creepy, but idk why I'd be with a girl who didn't need me
>>34815611i don't think about it that much, just that a surname change would be odd
Going to spend the one year from next month detoxing from technology. Only women and the sea will keep me company.
>>34815614Just keep your surname. Or have both.
>>34815618thats what I said? I'm not changing my name
>>34815620I was a different anon and I didn't read much apologies.
>>34815520>his whole nodus operandi is to target people at their weakest and try to form some cult around himself by telling younger peopleYeah, the last guy this happened with was like that. Now this time I think my friend is a gneuinely good dude who just wants to help, but he also enjoys working with retards ,rescuing dogs and being a daddy to girls with daddy issues. Now, I may be a guy with daddy issues, but being implicitly placed and treated as if I belonged in any of those categories was actually very humiliating, no less just because it wasn't ill intentioned. And then mounting frustrations because his rescue attempts simply did not work, because I happen to be a grown man with a mind of my own. I simply have to accept that there will be no replacement for my father, and any attempt to find that in my relationships as a grown up will harm myself.
>>34815603A bad rap. Not a wrap or a rep
>>34815603>one night>ghostingShe may be better off not replying. Nothing worse than someone losing their shit unless you're glued to your phone nonstop.
>>34815603That’s not really long enough to constitute ghosting imo. Give it a week
>>34815614White girls flushing their genes down the toilet is so hot.
>>34815622The way forward is to father yourself, that's how I handled that dilemma. Pick out strong, wise, competent male role models from wherever you want and learn what they do and repeat their steps and embody them. They can be historical figures or current day ones, and they can be interacted with from a distance by reading their works or watching their disciplines online. Over a process of osmosis you pick up bits and pieces from all the examples and you become your own self-made man that way.
That is why I don't text. The phone icon is right there for you to call them.
Women, how would you react if your bf didn't like texting?
>>34815628Yeah, thats what I did all my life, and it helped a lot. Its looking for those role models in people IRL that fucked me up.
Is there anything more cucked than having a daughter?
>>34815632Ah I see. Well sounds to me like you're in the captain's chair of your life now since you are aware of the differences, good shit
>>34815633Gay son
I love gooning what would I do without porn
>>34815633Dying childless
>>34815633No. Having a daughter is wonderful. Especially if you help her build character and an independent and brave mind to take on every challenge life can throw at her and make it known you will always be there for her to fall back on until you die.
How can I make an onlyfans girl enjoy interacting with me
>>34815640By not being one of her customers
>>34815640They all have bfs outside of OnlyFans.
>>34815599You're mentally nuts
>>34815642I'm fine with that, I just want her to enjoy our interactions.
>>34815644Women can't truly respect a simp.
>>34815633>Afraid she will grow up to be the sex object you wanted her mother to beWhat a loser lmao
Is being a college student in his thirties who doesn't make much money a turn-off?
Rate the tattoo
>>34815650No comment
>>34815650Looks cool but I don't think I could keep someone with a tattoo like this entertained (or would want to)
>>34815650Meh
>>34815644OF girls are whores, and like all whores before them they always hate the men who purchase them.
I killed atogahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGgBNqCcr34
>>34815649Yes but not for the reasons you think
There’s not enough time to do everything I want to do
Vacation, all I ever wanted
>>34815661:(
>>34815657I'd like to hear em if you wanna share any.
>>34815658A fence lasts 3 years, a dog lasts 3 fences, a horse lasts 3 dogs, and a man lasts 3 horses. We are running out of time
>>34815650Looks ugly and painfulWhy do foids do this to themselves?
>>34815658Pick a few things and do them.
>>34815665It wards off predators like (you)
>>34815608>>34815625in context it's enough>>34815624I'm not losing my shit I'm sadposting on /atoga/ and never bothering this person again>>34815623thanks bro my mistake
>>34815663By your 30's most people assume your quest to figure out what you want to do with your life is completed.When you dont do that the assumption is that you are floundering in life. Which isn't attractive on a man. As well low earning shows a lack of skill. Cause if you had a skill you could be selling yourself for more money. That and a lack of the aforementioned plan leads most potential partners to reconsider a long term relationship.Most partners want to know that the man has a plan, the skills to execute said plan, and the drive to see it through.You post shows a chance lack in those fields. However I think you can overcome it and it sounds like you are working on it. So keep going.
>>34815670I'm relieved to not read a single reason I hadn't considered. You had me bracing for a real curveball there anon lol
>>34815650It's too much.
>>34815665>foidsAre you niggas retarded
My girlfriend of 8 months has apparently been on anxiety meds and depression meds since she was 15 (so 9 years now). What does this mean? Is the personality I know likely to not even be real. Just an amalgam of who she was born to be and the chemicals she pays to have running through her veins, altering her every thought? How did this probably alter her development? What are the long term effects of this? You can't tell me this is good and healthy...
>>34815675You should say this to her face.
>>34815674That was a moid?
>>34815671Well the wilder the curveball the more assumptions I'd have to make. Considering you basically had no details. So I decided to play it safe instead
>>34815677Yes bro that's a whole ass male
>>34815676I have, she just clams up, and says she's happy with her decision, and how much it helps her. I still think it's bullshit though.
>>34815677No, you're getting trolled you gullible moron
>>34815681How's it not, that's a guy
>>34815675Long term effects are nasty. Weight gain, sex drive gets fucked, bone density takes a hit, and platelets get fucked so easy to bruise more easy to bleed from injuries, not to mention emotional blunting and numbness After 10 years of straight usageSevere bone density damage, risk of osteoporosis is extremely highEmotional blunting becomes a permanent feature for life, coming off meds won't even help anymore Post-SSRI Sexual Dysfunction that may last for years or permanentAnd cognitive fatigue and brain fog issuesSorry man but she fried herself
>>34815675>What does this mean?It means your gf is taking care of her mental health>altering her every thoughtEverything alters your thoughts anon. Whether you had blueberries in your pancakes which made you happy or you had an egg which you hate.>How did this probably alter her developmentMore then likely it helped her develop better strategies and mechanisms to handle issues in her life>What are the long term effects of thisShe gets better and can function normally in society. The end goal being her contributing to society in a meaningful and productive capacity.This is all normal and healthy anon. Do not be afraid.
Girls, would you date a guy who's only been arrested one time for refusing to stop wheezing the juice at the convenience store?
>>34815680>I still think it's bullshit though.NTAThen I hope you either become a better person or breaks up so she can find somebody less evil than you.
>>34815675Her liver is fucked
>>34815685>refusing to stop wheezing the juice at the convenience storeSpeak English.
>>34815683For real? Maybe I better hit the road...
What exactly is giving me a constant feeling of baseline anxiety?
Women, how often does your bf eat you out?
>>34815689Yeah for real, SSRIs and anti depressants were never designed to be used for longer than 6 months. Almost a decade of usage absolutely fucks someone's neurology and other bodily functions
Women, would you let your partner put a finger gently into your asshole while you're being fucked?
Women would you date a slacker?
>>34815690Idk. You're not giving me much to go off of here.Work, health, relationships, finances, spirituality, guilt?
>>34815694What about daily clozapine for many years? Asking for a friendd. But only answer if you have a MD or actively work in research (neuroscience,neurology)
I like to move it move it
>>34815698Sociopathy/aspd related or more exactly the fear that I'm going to die soon and painfully and being humiliated gut feeling
>>34815690Parasites
>>34815699I mean the alternative is probably worse isn't it
>>34815701>the fear that I'm going to die soon and painfully and being humiliated gut feelingThat's quite the gut feeling. Why are you feeling this way?
>>34815699I'm just jumping in here saying I saw a girl talking about how she was on SSRI's for years starting when she was young, and now she's incapable of having an orgasm. Someday there will be Nuremberg style trials for the doctors who prescribed this poison. Being sad is not a disease. Taking drugs because you're sad is never the right thing to do.
SSRIs are pretty useless and you're generally better off not using them, but a lot of the hysteria surrounding them is ridiculous. Anyone else feel this way?
I'd hold her tightly and never let her go
>>34815699Surprisingly not as bad as dependency on SSRIs. Long term clozapine usage involves keeping an eye on white blood cells counts and only seems to cause metabolic changes to gut health but nothing severe
>>34815705You are an exceptionally evil person.
>>34815706Yeah >>34815705Could she even cum before though, some women never can
>>34815706I agree with the other anon that they're over-prescribed and agree with you that their effects are a bit sensationalized. I have seen people helped by them, so I can't really call them useless.I do ultimately agree that the people running the psychiatry industry today are knowingly committing widespread malpractice for profit, however.
Morning
>>34815704I can't quite explain. But when I was 4 years old or younger a voice told me I would die young. I've interacted with them in the past they're beings if pure sadism that want my soul and they appear at night to torment me. We don't really trully have free will this is where falling in love and prayers interfere. Every day feels so scary and it's not that I'm not ready to die,I am,it's something deeper than that,it's a profound baseline feeling of dread making my skin crawl.
Do you think a throuple marriage could work?
>>34815706They admitted that depression isn't even related to serotonin. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41380-022-01661-0They've been feeding people neurological poison for no reason other than $$$
>>34815714post hole
>>34815716Yes. 2 dudes please
>>34815710No that's actually the doctors who turn depressed teenagers into junkies instead of explaining to them that everybody goes through downtimes.
>>34815707I would put my arms around her waist and go lower and grab her ass
>>34815715>We don't really trully have free will this is where falling in love and prayers interfere.Can you elaborate on this? We have free will.
>>34815719
>>34815715
>Yes. 2 dudes please>her husband isn't good enoughlol
>>34815711She literally doesn't even experience sexual attraction anymore. They've completely numbed her, and her feelings haven't come back even after stopping.
>>348157244channing while driving is dangerous..
>>34815715Not that anon, but you might want to visit a priest. Sounds like demonic oppression, and as scary as that sounds they're not as powerful as one may think. Go to church
>>34815721You are that crazy christcuck, aren't you?
>>34815728Solving captchas on a congested highway builds character and increases sex appeal actually
>>34815713Not only malpractice, they've committed murder. Every single time you have a kid kill someone for seemingly no reason, or the recent case where a mom strangled her three kids to death, they were ALWAYS on these psychotropic drugs. If you're dating someone who takes SSRIs, you could be signing your own death warrant. SSRIs should be eradicated.
>>34815728Not here
>>34815715Nigga you have schizophrenia
>>34815735Nigga indeed seems to have schizophrenia.
>>34815726One for each hole
>>34815732>SSRIs should be eradicated.Agreed.
>>34815724Fat sausage fingers
>>34815723If I am in love with a person do I have the freedom to make myself not live this person anymore without divine retribution such as god showing me I was gay all along or that I am disabled or other negative outcomes besides losing this person romantically?, because I know they'd say I wasn't good enough all along so I won't bother trying anyway. And god knows everything in advance. This is sadism
>>34815732NTASee, this is the kind of hysteria I'm talking about. I agree that doctors need to stop over prescribing SSRIs to people, but you're making it seem like SSRIs are no different from fucking meth.
>>34815739I didn't want to say it...
>>34815739I’m fat. I got a thick ass too
By the way I wanna say this thread is exceptionally high quality with one exception I've never seen such high quality and I've been here since 2018
>>34815740
It's the intermission! Let's shake a few hands.
>>34815744Enjoy thick me. I’m losing weight. I’ve already lost 20 pounds.
>>34815740>If I am in love with a person do I have the freedom to make myself not live this person anymore without divine retribution such as god showing me I was gay all along or that I am disabled or other negative outcomes besides losing this person romantically?Yes.>because I know they'd say I wasn't good enough all along so I won't bother trying anyway. And god knows everything in advance. This is sadismYou're catastrophizing. Sorry you're going through this.
>>34815750You have a husband and kid, I could not care less about what you do.Go do something better with your life.
>>34815724My landlady lol
>>34815754Ew
>>34815691Once a week
>>34815756My penis would be in constant danger if elf was my landlady
>>34815706>but a lot of the hysteria surrounding them is ridiculous.You're trying to come across as coolheaded and impartial when you say this, but it's really just intellectual cowardice. SSRIs are a treatment pushed on people based on terrible evidence and an unproven hypothesis, while causing actual harm to people. If anything, there is not enough outrage directed towards them.
>>34815751Thinking about god makes me scary all the time whenever I don't feel the joys of praying. I hope you're right
>>34815757Yeah, that's kind of my reaction.
>>34815759She is always traveling somewhere with my money you would see her once ever two months
>>34815760Are you ignoring that one guy who literally thinks that SSRIs turn people into murderers? >>34815732Because this is the kind of shit I'm talking about.
>>34815760I feel bad for kids who were put on SSRIs because it shows their parents did not give a single fuck to emotionally console or comfort or structure their own kids. That at the first hint of responsibility the parents just drugged their own kids up and threw them at a doctor or therapist to be someone else's problem. That's why I think the doctors should hang from trees because they know what happens to the body and mind if someone under 18 is on SSRIs for longer than 6 months and they will prescribe them to a teen for years, and years.
>>34815765>ignoring that one guyIt's clearly the same deranged and evil person.It's the christcuck.
>>34815763I’m a great mother and a good person, not a great person, but I’m generous and I care about the people around me
>>34815762I love God to bits and seldom feel joy when I pray. It often makes me feel relief, but I'm usually praying in some state of emotional distress or another.You shouldn't feel weak or bad for being scared and unable to immediately feel joy when you pray.
>>34815764This is some piping hot goss you're serving me here anonymous
>>34815765I'm neither anon but murdering someone requires blunted emotions and blunted empathy. Prolonged SSRI usage is proven to dissolve access to affective empathy over time. While it isn't good logic to say SSRIs turn people into murderers directly, it sure as shit lays some of the groundwork required for it.
I can say more, but I probably shouldn’t
>>34815695I ask for that, actually. But only when I've prepped.
>>34815773That's usually the best policy.
>>34815775>But only when I've prepped.Not even a little push around the poo ring?
>>34815770God says we should pray day and night endlessly. There are 7 daily praises of god. Utrenia,miezonoptica,vecernia,pavecernitsa,hours III and 6 and hours 9. Daily endlessly until you are on your deathbed. Plus the prayers to Jesus Christ and the virgin Mary,the psalms and the canon. Overall 10 hours a day and 4-6 hours of hard labour such as milking cows,using the scythe to cut grains,plowing lands excuse me are you a man? These are the rules for male monasteries idk female monasteries but they have similar labours. Endlessly and more accurately "ceaselessly". I want to work there
>>34815780My bf likes to trace his thumb around my butthole, which is fine, but I'm very strict when I say there's no buttstuff on the menu that night.
>>34815781We should take great care to not be overly scrupulous, though.
>>34815782Does your gf do any buttstuff to you?
>>34815773Let the filter off.Shower us with all your thoughts elf
I am Dr scientist
>>34815791ChAOSSSS and InVADE
I need to squeeze some boobers
>>34815790My aunt just had heart surgery and had a stroke as she was leaving. This is after my cousin had a stroke.
All of my decisions in life are dictated by what I think other people will think of me and what's "cringe".
>>34815726In this economy, it should be more than two people in a relationship.
>>34815789Yes.
>>34815743They're worse
>>34815790I’m close to my aunts first born we both have mental health issues. We started hanging out more. My mom says it’s the blind leading the blind. I gave him some pain pills. I got my wisdom tooth removed
>>34815797Couldn't be me I took great thrill in defiance and doing the exact opposite of what was demanded and would be cringe on purpose to enjoy the discomfort of others
>>34815716It can and will.
>>34815804So you also based your decisions on what other people would think
>>34815803So we took a pic on sat night together and sent it to our other aunt and I told him to put “the blind leading the blind” she laughed and said that we were her favorite of the 20 cousins and not to tell anyone
>>34815803>perky sex with elfGonna fap to this later
>>34815797Cuck behavior.>>34815802Delusional
>>34815800So don't get married because the marriage tax reductions cost taxpayer money. No one in sane society wants to pay for three poly neurodivergents who refuse to work.
sqrl update, lil guy made it thru the night :D
>>34815809lol perky?
>>34815812Hooray!
>>34815812I beg you to stop posting updates until it's over and it's a guaranteed happy ending.
>>34815807Somewhat yes only if I was around other people, by myself I do things my own way. I do not require other people
>>34815812lol I took in a baby bird like 8 years ago. Named it chippy
>>34815812Nigga you have an Eraserhead baby
>>34815816Sounds like you based your decisions on what other people would think
>>34815815lol, ever run over a litter of baby bunnies with the lawnmower? I have that was a dark day.
>>34815812NICE thank God, I prayed he would survive the night. Well done little squirrel. What's the plan today anon? Setting him outside for his parents or is he getting collected by animal control?
>>34815765Your reaction to that idea, which actually is something taken seriously in the literature, is based on something emotional. You can review the evidence yourself quite easily.Regardless, drugs that quite literally need a label warning about suicide don't strike me as a particularly smart treatment for depression
>>34815821Sounds to me like you don't want to be alone in your neuroticism.
>>34815822No. I only kill small animals purposefully and professionally, not via negligence.
>>34815826My post was an exaggerated satirical statement but yours seems to be wholly serious
>>34815825Is this real evidence or is this ideologically biased "evidence"? There's an important distinction here.
>>34815828I could say the same about your posts. We lack time of vocal inflection and text is cold and dead. We are currently misunderstanding each other's emotional disposition
My current favorite anon is the one who “first brought Ebonics to Atoga” or however he put it
>>34815829See>>34815718
>>34815812we had a pet squirrel we kept in a big walk-in enclosure and/or let run around the house and he lived to be 14, it's kind of insane how long they can live versus how long they usually do
>>34815831Thank you for proving my point
>>34815803Well i'm sorry to hear that. I hope your Aunt and cousin both make a full recovery. I'm glad you guys are hanging out more. Support systems are super important. Also, show us your mouth. I want to see what it looks like to not have a tooth in there.
>>34815830But yours wasn't a joke was it. Yours was in earnest. Regardless of how it came across
>>34815835This is a good bit too
>>34815832The evidence that says that SSRIs are useless? Yeah I already said I agree with that. Now where's the evidence that says SSRIs turn people into murderers? Because I'm not finding it in that paper.
>>34815838It was more like dismissive sardonic cynicism. Not joking but not serious either think more along the lines of grumpy
>>34815808That's really sweet. I'm sure she's glad to have you around. Also that is a lot of cousins. Do you have a massive family? I have one and its super fun trying to remember people at family gatherings.
>>34815829"Theological" is a funny adjective for someone ignoring scientific evidence
I love my guitar
State genderIs there anyone from these threads that lives rent free in your head? Namefags don't count, I want the real schizos.
>>34815846Thank you for proving my point
>>34815837Well, I had a good laugh at the pictures. I’m definitely not posting them, but it looks pretty smooth and clean. It doesn’t feel that way, but I have not put my tongue back there because I am in fear cause I felt a flap.
>>34815842I know how to be controlled, Do opposite of what you're told
>>34815846F. No, only some posters that went by names.
>>34815823in an hour or so i'm dropping him off to an animal sanctuary i already got in contact with yesterday.
>>34815843He’s actually gay and 10 years younger than me. Yes we have a large family. There were six kids, and we are all very close. We go camping every year and the weddings and gender reveals and birthday parties. It’s been amazing if I were to do it all over again I think I would have like five kids.
>>34815853Make sure to donate some cash, too.
>>34815844...I never said the word theological?
>>34815851I know how to controlI am doing the opposite of opposite and mirroring your post now.
>>34815811Poly marriages aren't legal only monogamous ones. Poly marriages usually are just a curtesy for show while two in the couple sign the monogamy contract.
It's a squirrel bro not some rare endangered tropical bird why the fuck does it need to go to a "sanctuary"
>>34815861how do you know he’s not mixed >>34815857will do o7
>>34815860Good it better stay that way
>>34815859Quick to react to break the box, and turn on cue as your cell door locks behind you
>>34815861Because it'd die without intervention, stupid. Part of the human condition is to impart our will onto the order of nature whenever we fucking want. So force the squirrel to exist even a second longer out in the harsh wild after it's rehabilitated. It doesn't get the easy way out.
Few things are funnier than laying down honey traps that my thread stalkers fall for hook line and sinker.
>>34815864And now your trapped in here with me. Hello.
>curtesy
>>34815866Huh?
>>34815863No, it should be legal to have a company of family with more than two founders.
>>34815868>the cheating internet whore can't spellDon't be surprised, just let her get by with her other strengths.
Period today
>>34815868I'm tired and in a lot of pain. Idc
Boy period
rescuing animals is the reason why I am reminded why I hate people. As a man I never really cry maybe once every decade or so and one time I saw a baby bird getting attacked by other big birds and I tried to rescue it and onlookers just laughed at me I told a nearby local to watch it while I go get a box to take it to safety they said they would when I came back its guts were everywhere and they left it to get attacked and I bitterly cried and people scoffed and thought i was crazy or stupid fucking hate humans
Poor boy. Shot himself. Anyways, here's the weather.
>>34815846MI have talked with people from here privately and I still think of some of them.
>>34815877im sorry anon thats terrible
>>34815794My boobs need a gentle rotation. My chest hurts.
>>34815877Nigga really thought he could dictate the rules of nature. Nigga got that "hubris of man"
WomenWhat age difference would creep you out no matter how hot the guy is or how good the chemistry is? Asking for a friend.
>>34815877I saw squirrels splatter baby birds across my grandparents back patio and asked them why there was spaghettios on the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-992cts82bk please remember that women think telling you (a man) are going to die violently because you bully another woman is a GirlBoss(tm) thing.Just a kind reminder.
>>34815882I saw what was small and helpless being destroyed by multiple creatures thrice its size and I hated it. I wanted to tip the odds
>>34815887>telling you are going to die violentlyESL incel...
>>34815866I wasn't even watching.
>>34815890>ignoring the main point just because Im not muttmerican or muslimglican
>>34815873Drink ginger tea, make yourself some good salmon with herbs, eat dark chocolate later and put a warm bottle wrapped in a towel near your abdomen or behind your back if you have pain.
>>3481588420 years or more. At that point there's just too many generational differences and it would just be too weird.>>34815892Nigga, you're using Mad Men as your example of "Girl Boss" media. Just stop.
The Hammer yearns
>>34815892I would fuck the absolute shit out of that redhead until she was pregnant with triplets I don't even know what her name is and I don't care
>discord trannies circlejerking the threadIts all so tiresome. We dont care about your make-believe drama, faggots. Keep it to your discord servers.
>>34815898What are you even talking about
>>34815898Isn't that the loli jester that pedophiles enjoy
It happened again, my phone fell on my face bc I am too tired...
You can reply to this post to drink virtual coffee for free
>>34815894So you'd say 15 year difference is safe-ish?
>>34815902can i get a hot chocolate insteadcoffee is bitter n gross
>>34815893Telling someone who's been having periods for a decade plus how to manage their periods is pretty funny ngl
>>34815902I don't like bitter things, but I appreciate the gesture.I'll probably eat some grapes to help me.
>>34815898If you really didn't care it would be easy to shut up about it instead of directing your attention to it.
>>34815904Yeah you can have a hot chonclate
>>34815902I take creamer with my coffee, is that okay?>>34815903I guess, yeah. Again, the issue is mostly generational differences. I could get along with a middle aged Gen Xer just fine, but the two of us had completely different childhoods and life experiences that it would hinder the relationship.
>>34815894>Nigga, you're using Mad Men as your example of "Girl Boss" media. Just stop.yes? Most Mad men fans are women horny for a don draper man.
>>34815904That's my girl!
>>34815912>Yes I am proudly delusionalWe need to retire the term "Girl Boss", it no longer has any meaning due to retards like you.
>>34815894>At that point there's just too many generational differences>BUT WHAT WILL YOU TALK ABOUT?!!!never fails to dissapoint LMAO
Women would you date a stubborn man?
>>34815908Sounds nice. I’m gonna have a croissant.>>34815911Of course. It’d be a bit hypocritical of me to judge creamer enjoyers since I’m drinking 40/60 coffee and frothy milk rn
>>34815916Are you seriously mocking the idea of desiring a partner you can easily relate to?
>>34815915I agree we should retire the name girlboss. The term "unlovable" is more apt
>>34815915>We need to retire the term "Girl Boss", it no longer has any meaning due to retards like you.hey Corky, read the youtube comments. Its all women celebrating that shit.
>>34815917depends what he’s stubborn about, can we get an example
>>34815919Yeah. All that matters in a wife is that she's young and hot
>>34815921>Taking Youtube comments seriouslyI'm sorry your mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with you.
Women, would you like to go to the movies with me?
"I like it when men are stubborn, stubborn in their beliefs, stubborn in their motivations, stubborn in their feelings to do what is right."...."Except when the man is stubborn and won't do what I tell him to do at the exact moment I want it."Said women
>>34815925Only if we go to watch a scary movie and I get to hold onto you arm the whole time
>>34815925Is there anything good out right now? I've heard mixed things about The Odyssey.>>34815926Lazy bait.
>>34815884No hard line as to what would feel creepy, maybe if he were older than 70. I'd never date someone that much older though because it wouldn't make sense for marriage and children
>>34815884My boyfriend is 8 years younger and that's close to my limit at 32.
>>34815919>Are you seriously mocking the idea of desiring a partner you can easily relate to?first of all, sometimes all you desire of a relationship is sex.second, do you really think it's impossible to talk about common LIFE things? or are you so fried by tiktok that if someone isnt talking about the new memes you think they are old?
>>34815934Bruh
>>34815901Many such cases
>men only want big boobed womanI'm looking at one right now who is pretty damn flat and she drives me absolutely wild.
>>34815936He does say a lot of retarded zoomerisms like that and he does get spanked for it. Our relationship is very good outside of that.
>>34815902Nice, I'm actually drinking coffee rn for real
>>34815924>are you taking (comments from any site on the internet where women are talking) seriously?! LMAO DUMB!!!!! you can only take women seriously when... uhhh when I SAY SO!that's a good tactic to shut down any dissident perspective.
I hate your mom
Gender Type with your nose like I did this message was brought you by my node
>>34815941Flat (read: thin) women are the hottest to me as well.
You think I forgot but I remember everything
>>34815917Most men are pretty stubborn, it would honestly feel a bit weird to be with one who wasn't
>>34815943Nice, what kind? I'm getting all fancy with it lately
>>34815929NTAIt's pretty good. Pretty Nolany though
>>34815935>first of all, sometimes all you desire of a relationship is sex.That may be true for some people, but I'm not like that and I'd prefer it if people like you didn't mock that, especially when men are always whining about how "slutty" the modern woman supposedly is.>second, do you really think it's impossible to talk about common LIFE things? If there's a big enough age gap, yeah I would. I'm in my early 30s, if I date a guy who's in his 50s or older, there's going to be a lot issues due to the fact that he's going to be struggling with age related medical problems that would be difficult for me to relate to.>or are you so fried by tiktok that if someone isnt talking about the new memes you think they are old?Weird how me saying "I don't want a partner who's too old because I want to relate to them" makes you think that I'm a brainrotted TikTok zoomer. That's a wild leap of logic.>>34815944By that logic, I guess it's okay for me to distrust all men due to the existence of incel forums then.
Femanon, do you want to go to a baseball game with me? I'll buy you an ice cream in the tiny helmet
>>34815942This is why I don't date older women
>>34815951Does our stubbornness add much to your lives?
>match with cute chick>she's 21>I'm almost 33>she asked me outbros... I think I dont pass the vibe check... think about the life stages... so different...
>>34815945Hey dad
>>34815925Anon you can get in big trouble if Robert catches you cheating to get around the no singles policy
>>34815946Mi'm using abphysicl kb 2 type thiw(i held my laptop to my face for this post)
>>34815949You forgot everything about me though
>>34815961I had no idea he ran such a tight ship over there! :(
>>34815917That's par for the course of Leo's.
>>34815959>Unironically thinking that there's no difference between someone in their early 20s and someone in their 30s life-wise
>>34815959She's probably just a good girl who knows what she wants.
>>34815956Ya, with >him.
>>34815955>. I'm in my early 30s, if I date a guy who's in his 50s or older, there's going to be a lot issues due to the fact that he's going to be struggling with age related medical problems that would be difficult for me to relate to.>my partner has older person health problems>oh thats tough>but we still go hiking together, he just takes a little more time, we also like painting, and watching movies on sundays, and going to the park>thats cool!wow, that was hard to imagine!Same way Id go out with an older woman that'd have an older drier pussy yet Id still have no problem thinking about other things in life to share!Tiktok sure fried you. Im also 30-33 btw.
>>34815969Seriously. Even 25 to 30 is a noticeable difference sometimes
>>34815969Please do tell me! So far I have no degree, Ive only worked in a factory all my 20s and have the same group of friends since HS (with some others that came after).What's so different, Im genuinely curious.
>>34815927>>34815929I've got three movies lined up this week. The End of Oak Street dir. David Robert Mitchell, which I hear is good and pretty bloody for a PG-13 film.The Samurai and the Prisoner dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa. Japanese historical mystery film.Paper Tiger dir. James Gray. 80s-set NYC crime film.
>>34815952Nothing fancy, beans from a local shop/roaster, and I just use a drip filter. What kind of set up do you have?
>>34815975So you think there's no differences between say a 60 year old and a 20 something in terms of life goals and how they approach life and that only reason anyone could think otherwise is because they're a brainrotted TikTok zoomer? I know you've admitted that you only care about your future wife being hot, I just want to make sure I understand your logic.
>>34815955>By that logic, I guess it's okay for me to distrust all men due to the existence of incel forums then.>incel forums where the men are all blackpilled retards abnormal dudes is the same as youtube comment section where women are random generic ones.
>>34815982Well hey, I've seen incel/blackpill coments on Youtube too, so I guess I should distrust all men then.
>>34815981>So you think there's no differences between say a 60 year old and a 20 something in terms of life goals and how they approach lifeI didn't say that, retard. Thats a nice strawman youve made. Im saying IT'S NOT AN IMPOSSIBLE DISTANCE. YOU CAN ACTUALLY DEVELOP COMMON INTERESTS WITH PEOPLE OF ALMOST ALL AGESalso don't think I didnt notice that>first example was 30 yo and 50 yo>now you talk about 20 yo and 60 yolmao
>>34815958I used to find it frustrating sometimes, now I see it almost as a source of security and comfort if that makes any sense. When I know I can trust in him, I can just let go and follow and he can be as stubborn as he wants
>>34815979Nice. Nothing *actually* fancy. Moka pot + milk frothing wand in a saucepanI think we spoke the other day. I'm ready to get through this bag of Lavazza already
>>34815986>if I bend reality enough it will make my arguments truethat's enough retardation for me. Buhbye.
>>34815989Very nice. I hope I meet a woman who feels like that about me.
Women would you go on a date to the cathedral of consumerism with your boyfriend?
>>34815993I would never date a guy who's pretentious enough to refer to shopping malls as "cathedrals of consumerism".
Would women go on a date to the botanic garden?
>>34815988NTA but who cares? Some people are okay with dating someone much older, and many people aren't. Everyone is free to date who they want, they don't have to justify it
>>34815946F. This is easier than tapping my phone with my inch long nails.
>>34815955>50s>age relates health issuesIs this like the men bald at 30 meme? Either my family has Gigachad genes or you are sorrouned by unusually decrepit people.
>>34815993I like the mall
>>34815997Yes, that sounds nice
>>34815997Ya
>sorrouned
>>34815997NAGIt is my number one spot to take women. I like going to the gardens anyway. So its an easier place where I can relax cause I know it. As well its a good spot to get to know someone.
>>34815946OkNow what
>>34816007Yeah, nice and quiet typically. Good scenery and fresh air.>>34816003Holding hands n sheeit as well
>>34816001Eh, sure you're not gonna have major health problems in your 50s if you're healthy, but this is the age where arthritis starts popping up and more types of health screenings are recommended by doctors (such as colonoscopys). Then there's the fact that this is around the age where ED can start occurring in men which is obviously going to cause struggles in the bedroom.>>34815997I've never been to New York, but it looks nice.
I was in Ukraine once. It was there that I learned about dedovshchina, when they practiced it on me.
I was in Afghanistan once. It was there that I learned about bacha bazi, when I practiced it on anon.
>>34816009As well women just love flowers. I don't know why but it almost always peaks their interest. Even if we don't go or she doesn't like it. I think something about keeping a beautiful thing alive appeals to women. It's why I always keep a few orchids and roses around the house.
>>34815998the 30+ women in here care a lot.
>>34816017All I said is that I personally wouldn't do it, gave my reasons why, and then you started mocking me for it.
why do people samefag in this thread so much? or is it just one person?
>>34815990I've never tried a moka pot, it's silly but they intimate me for some reason. Do they still need a paper filter? It must have been someone else you were talking to, I haven't been here for a while
I think I genuinely have some kind of neurological condition or degradation
>>34816019you know what, fair.
>peaks their interest
>>34815791I am Der Schiss.
>>34816020Where's the samefagging
How do you get over the shame/embarrassment of getting dumped?
>>34815992I hope so too, anon. I'm sure you will
>>34815957You don't like having your ass slapped? You'll get it from women of all ages if you are at all desirable to them.
>>34815993That's a chore, not a date
>>34816021They’re idiot proof lol and worth the effort imo. Makes good espresso-like coffeeYou don’t need a paper filter for them but it makes slightly better coffee with one
>>34816031>How do you get over the shame/embarrassment of getting dumped?You try to not associate things about them. It's okay to cry over them, be in denial and get mad. Try not to contact them. If they do contact you, tell them, what you want? And make sure they don't lead you on.
>>34815971No "good girl" is considering men over a decade her senior
>>34816046You must be fun at parties.
Aye-yo, slide me dat pucci, I'm tryna see sumn
Women, why do you treat us like pic related?
>>34816052Women, why don't you treat me like pic related?
>>34816052>Women, why do you treat us like pic related?I legit don't. That's how I feel I get treated at work, emotionally and psychologically.
>>34816052Because it's the way men beg to be treated.
>>34816055Then fuck your boss. Its the only way.Once you've bested them in the sexual arena. They become yours to control instead of the other way around.
>>34816017Gang gang
>>34816017I don't think they're the ones posting age gap bait though? I'm in my late 20's and I don't care, my husband is older. It's completely understandable why someone would want to stick to dating their own age range, and it's weird to get worked up over other people's dating preferences
Electricity is so silly when you think about it lol like wtf are we even doing at this point
>>34816052Because men are naturally submissive, duh.
>>34816060It's this setting's magic system
>>34816059I think they're just mad that they can't get young pussy. Older dudes who crush women in their early 20s don't gaf about justifying their choices to people who disagree they just do it
Thinking about the female breast.
I wish I was a wise old man
Thinking about the female beast.
Show bob
>>34816067This is true for older elderly men I have seen what's on their computers when I used to work at a computer repair store the stuff I seen from 80 year old grandpas and it was 90% of them there was always files laid out in the open like "French maid sweaty service" or "School teacher ass-ignment" or "panties of sluts vol.24"
>>34816075https://files.catbox.moe/htgt1v.jpeg
How do men have sex without cumming in 5 seconds?
I think my IQ is too low to justify being alive
>>34816040Maybe I should give it another try then. I have memories of getting frustrated by a moka pot while on holiday lol but I think I'm more patient these days. I used to use a bodum and loved it, even the sediment at the bottom was delicious
>>34816078Lol
>>34816080Eh, what do you know.
>>34816079We've desensitized our dicks by death gripping every day as teenagers
>>34816079It's a balancing act, I guess? In my experience we're not really expected to have piv for more than like ten minutes tops anyways.
>>34816085Nothing lmfao that's the problem
>>34816052Pov anon's mom told him to clean up his room
I'm sorry for double posting my bob
Never took fat fetishist for a whore who'd post her boobs I thought she was a virgin waiting for marriage
>>34816092You know you can delete posts, right?
i wish men would post their bobs
>>34816095thats it, ur getting pawed at
>>34816096Yes, but something fucked up when I posted bob and I can't delete the second one. "Password incorrect" it says
>>34816097https://files.catbox.moe/7jg0dl.jpgI've shown you my bobPlease send Vegana
>>34816063It's weird to get mad when a woman states a preference for dating men her own age, just like it's weird to get mad if she states a preference for men who are older
>>34816101I'm looking at it right now and I'm imagining squeezing it
>>34816097I'd let you specifically see them but not 4chan.org srry
>>34816092You posted a pair of bob, completely appropriate
>>34816108woaw.. ///>>34816109its good to be brave and do bold things sometimes
>>34816063>I think they're just mad that they can't get young pussynah, I got asked out by a 21 on a match yesterday.Its just that Im off the pills and looking to argue online.
>>34816116Are you trying to abduct me
>>34816109>>34816116>nipslips are brave and bold nowWeak. Back in my day, we posted way worse.
Women, here is a list of date activities:>Botanic Gardens>Beach strolling>Fancy Dinner (home cooked)>Fancy Dinner (restaurant)>The Movie Theater >Picnic in the park>The Zoo>The Aquarium >A sport's game >A concert >Ice skating>Bowling >Watching the sunset togetherRate them out of 10 for each
Why did GOD give me these worthless useless hands
It boggles the mind that one day I will go to sleep and never ever wake up again. Vertiginous thought.
>>34816097https://files.catbox.moe/y0leb9.pngPlease be gentle with our bobs.
I'm sincerely sorry for ever trying to find an emotionally fulfilling relationship with a woman when I'm a stupid insect of a person, I will dutifully confide my feelings in an AI chatbot instead and wither into an empty husk like a good 2026 moid
>>34816128sounds like you encountered a stupid cunt and not a woman. just find someone better.
>>34816120My somewhat fat man tits would only be attractive to her and not the rest of the thread
And here I deleted my bob just yesterday.
I posted a shirtless pic once and I only got replies from guys. Never doing this shit again.
>>34816125It's rare for a human to die in their sleep, 12.5% odds of getting that luxury. Most people have to face the reaper while conscious and awake.
>>34816119doesn’t every anon want to be abducted by a femanon?>>34816120are u implying that full booba shot was just a nipslip? sounds like cup-size shaming >:[
>>34816136>doesn’t every anon want to be abducted by a femanon?I'd let you do it for a weekend probably ngl
>>34816122>Botanic Gardens7/10. I've never been to such a place, but it sounds nice. My only concern is that there's probably bees and bees scare me.>Beach strolling7/10, sounds comfy.>Fancy Dinner (home cooked)8/10, Comfy and being a good cook is always nice.>Fancy Dinner (restaurant)7/10, Comfy buy expensive.>The Movie TheaterDepends heavily on the movie. A shit movie's gonna make this a 0/10, but an amazing movies will make it a 10/10.>Picnic in the park7/0, comfy, but I fear dealing with ants.>The Zoo8/10, comfy.>The Aquarium9/10, even comfier than the zoo.>A sport's game4/10, not really a sports person.>A concertSimilar to the movie theater this heavily depends on who we're seeing, but if it's an artist/band I love then it's a 10/10 date.>Ice skating6/10, I've never gone ice skating before and it scares me a little, but it does seem like a nice outing.>Bowling6/10, Maybe I should rank this higher, but I'm shit at bowling and I don't know who would want to tolerate that.>Watching the sunset together10/10 Pure comfy and peaceful.
>>34816134>It's rare for a human to die in their sleep, 12.5% odds of getting that luxury.Then lose consciousness in some way. Same shit.>Most people have to face the reaper while conscious and awake.That not how death works.
>>34816122Is this for a first date or in general? In general it just depends what you're into.I'll just rank for first dates>Botanic GardensExcellent, lots of walking and talking opportunity and fun on its own >Beach strollingMaybe better for longer couples >Fancy Dinner (home cooked)Longer couples >Fancy Dinner (restaurant)Pretty good, maybe better for 2nd >The Movie TheaterTerrible as you have little time to really talk during movie >Picnic in the parkPretty good >The ZooToo big and expensive >The AquariumBetter than zoo>A sport's gameBetter for longer couples >A concertBad. Way too easy for her to get drunk/high and hook up with other guy if you're not already dating >Ice skatingExcellent >BowlingPretty good >Watching the sunset togetherMore of an after date than a full dateBtw I'm a guy who's never had a gf but I wanted to answer anyway
>>3481612210: watching the sunset, with alcohol9: watching the sunset, no alcohol8: gardens, beach stroll7: aquarium, fancy dinner at home6: picnic, zoo5: movie theater3: concert, fancy restaurant2: ice skatingskip: bowling, sports game
>>34816079It gets easier when you keep doing it
>>34816122>Botanic Gardens 8/10>Beach strolling 7/10>Fancy Dinner (home cooked) 9/10>Fancy Dinner (restaurant) 8/10>The Movie Theater 6/10>Picnic in the park 8/10>The Zoo 10/10>The Aquarium 10/10>A sport's game 0/10>A concert ?/10 (depends on if the music is good)>Ice skating 0/10>Bowling 5/10>Watching the sunset together 7/10I just don't like sports lol
>>34816136>boobaGod I fucking hate this term. It's always the same uwu cringe girls who use it to describe it when they post softcore nudes.
>>34816133Nice tits bro
>>34816142>Maybe better for longer couplesI'm 6'2 she's 5'11 is that enough?
>>34816010>Then there's the fact that this is around the age where ED can start occurring in men which is obviously going to cause struggles in the bedroom.Yeah, but its not like you can't check for that before you enter a relationship. And then theres blue pills anyways.
>>34816129she's really not, I'm quite sure the problem is me and I don't think anyone else should have to be subjected to it
>>34816140>That not how death works.That is how it works for the start of it. People who are dying know it's happening the minute their hands and feet get cold all of a sudden and the waking hallucinations start happening
>>34816150They said I had no pecs
>>34816052KekEven nip war propaganda is dominant woman Anime porn. Bet shes Tsundere as fuck
I'm finally getting that surgery
>>34816147what terminology do men prefer women to use then
I wish a woman was sitting in my lap rn
>>34816160That's also a scary thought.
>>34816167Call them your honker fucking bajonker military-grade milk tanks
How cum huzz never slide me pucci
>>34816167Idc what men prefer. I'm a woman and just call it my tit or my boob like a normal person.
>>34816142>hook up with other guy if you're not already dating Does that actually happen or is it just male fragility?Women, have you ever done or would you ever consider this?
>>34816122Assuming these aren't all first dates... >Botanic Gardens 6/10 I'd rather go out for a drive in the country>Beach strolling8/10 as long as there isn't a festival or holiday making it too crowded>Fancy Dinner (home cooked)10/10>Fancy Dinner (restaurant)10/10>The Movie Theater 10/10>Picnic in the park1/10 never done this with a guy, sounds idyllic in theory but realistically it would be hell >The Zoo10/10 >The Aquarium 8/10 as long as it isn't crowded, otherwise 1/10>A sport's game 7-8/10 based on the few times I've been, but could be awful>A concert 10/10 classical music, 7-8/10 band at small bar, 1/10 big music concert or festival >Ice skatingHaven't done with a guy, could be fun or could be very annoying if overcrowded>Bowling 2-7/10, could be fun could be annoying >Watching the sunset together10/10
>>34816167Call them whatever you want babe as long as i can kiss and nuzzle and motorboat them
My fiurst Banana bread ever is currently baking, thanks to whoever brought it up here and inspired me!Thats the second dish I pulled from these threads.
>>34816165It's not propaganda, it's from the journal of a Japanese soldier who was in a Soviet POW camp.
>>34816180I'm a hardcore or nothing woman.
>>34816183Why'd he draw it like that tho. Nigga enjoyed that shit
>>34816116>>34816136You remind me of the anon who talked about wanting to live on chad's breeding ranch.
I walked 5km today :)
>>34816180>competeim too flat to be any competition, all the other femanons titmog me
Question for femanonsRecently met a girl, we hung out once as friends but I'd like to ask her out for real.Debating if I should just ask over text or the next time we meet up. I'm leaning toward the next time we meet up, but I don't want to make things super awkward either. Would you girls have a preference for how you'd want a rather casual friend to ask you out, if you were open to it?
>>34816186Post yourself getting railed
Thoughts on committing suicide because of a woman?
>>34816191This thread is a flattie safe zone, actually. We regularly chase the titcows out of here.
>>34816191You know I think flat chests are hot as fuck, come off it
>>34816182Nice anon, you've started down the baking rabbit hole. You will get sucked in for a few years but people around you will love you lol. Definitely post pictures once you are done
>>34816186So you are a nothing woman.
>>34816177What about live theater?
>>34816194Not good. You shouldn't let one person dictate your life like that.
>>34816189Good job anon.Would you like a cookie?
>>34816194She ain't worth it.
>>34816194Based
>>34816147Booba is onomatopoeic for a mans natural reaction and feeling upon seeing a bedazzling pair of milkers. It has nothing to do with uwu cinrge and everything with one of the most prfound feelings known to the male gender. See attached image for visual reference.
>>34816193Not single anymore, so it's not that easy.>>34816201Today, probably.
>>34816182I'll bet it smells delicious
>>34816208That makes it even easier
>>34816194She's not worth it. If you're gonna do it, do it for yourself not anyone else.
>>34816198Good idea, I'll see what comes out lol
>>34816207>It has nothing to do with uwu cinrge>posts a frogMy point has been proven, thanks. I hate this cartoonish culture around sexual conversation now. I liked it when everyone could just be honest and horny and we didn't need layers of ironic garbage to share what we want or feel on the fucking internet.
Which leads me to the question, women do you think a guy who bakes is kinda feminine? I think its a more foid coded activity than cooking.
Using my third eye to imagine the right boob
>>34816210Fuck it, fine. I'll figure out something.
>>34816217Don't forget to take pictures
Popped out a MASSIVE fucking tonsil stone lads
>>34816214No. Baking is gender neutral to me. Baked goods decorating, however, is pretty gay.
>>34816192Depends on what feels right, if you guys are flirty and have a lot of obvious chemistry together than ask her out in person. If you're unsure, then asking over text gives a bit more space
>>34816213>posts a frogI think the frog is sometimes extremely poignant though. Nothing ironic about expressing feelings we all know. And getting mental googly eyes when someone very attractive appears in your view is not something most people talk about at all.
>>34816176YesImagine you're a 5'8 guy with a "personality", and then some 6' ripped chad comes up to your girl at a bar or concert? You think she's gonna stay with you?
>>34816213I bet you're such a joy to be around
>>34816214I guess? But who cares if you're good at it. Like, a guy who's great at making flower bouquets may be effeminate, but I'm not gonna shit on his skills and hobbies because of that.
>>34816226I was asking whether it really happened, not some "what if" cuck phantasy.
>>34816202For me opera or ballet would be 10/10, I'm not really into plays or musicals but that could be an okay date too
My favs are the ones where he has the champagne glass and the one where he's blowing smoke in your face
>>34816223Kill all frogs.>>34816227According to other people, yes. But I think it's just that they don't have to deal with me 24/7.
>>34816234>Kill all frogs no fun allowed REEEEEETry it nigger
>>34816219This thread isn't for porn, though.
>>34816214Honestly I don't think I've ever known a guy who bakes, I know I've definitely never dated one. It doesn't mean it's feminine though, if he's into cooking it would make sense if he were into baking too
>>34816222I've only been alone with her once, but I just think she's really cute and I like her.But I don't want to text it and then immediately scare her off, because I would genuinely like to be friends with her even if she's not interested in me that way. I feel like if I invite her out and bring it up at the start, it gives me a chance to show that I'm down to still be friends and I'm not just sending a cope text after she rejects me.I've asked a few girls out like this before, and idk it sucks when you're actually down to be friends and still hang out, but they just instantly block you now that you've shown interest in them.
>>34816238We can throw a filter on them and call it art. I'm sure it will be fine
>>34816214>women do you think a guy who bakes is kinda feminine?It depends how decorative. There's a level of feminine whimsy in decoration, and it often takes a delicate hand.>>34816194>Thoughts on committing suicide because of a woman?Satan is gonna clown on you.>>34816133>I posted a shirtless pic once and I only got replies from guys.Same, but I posted it in /fit/ so they weren't even straight guys.>>34816220>Popped out a MASSIVE fucking tonsil stone ladsPost it
Anyone ever had blue cheese with dark chocolate?
>>34816176>Women, have you ever done or would you ever consider this?Never and never would have considered it in a million years. That scenario is just incel brainrot
>>34816242Post a filter that will stop me from getting banned.
>>34816204Cold water please
>>34816244Yes.
I want to start namefagging
>>34816246You could just catbox it.
>>34816249What will your name be
>>34816249Ironically, you get more engagement as a namefag if you don't use the namefield.
Is it weird that masturbation helps me stop thinking of her? I've been having awful feelings about my breakup all morning and then I jerked off and now I feel much better, like I'm ready to truly start my day.
>>34816249What's your name?
>>34816249Don't do it it's the equivalent of staring onlyfans it's for attention whores
>>34816252I assume people who share links like that get banned, too.
>>34816214If 0% is gender neutral, baking is 25% feminine to meSitting on his soft little butt and playing fun little virtual games or chatting on social media is 70% feminine
>>34816254Then you're not a namefag. Retard
Chewed out by my parents once again at 25
>>34816258Nah, they don't. Although ironically now that you've said this, you're more likely to
>>34816247Lemon or lime?Or are we feeling adventurous and want to try out cucumber?
>>34816258Oh no banned for 1-3 days what ever will you do
>>34816260Then what am I?
>>34816245Funny enough my 2m tall muscular friend tells me that guys will often grab their gfs and dates and hurry away when he steps on the dancefloor. I used to be scared of that scenario too when I was younger and more insecure, but frankly nowadays I have a hard time imagining it.
>>34816261What'd you do?
>>34816264Just give them water you prick.
>>34816261What'd you do to draw their ire?
>>34816261My spare room is open anon any time you want to stop being berated by your parents
>>34816261I know a girl who I'm pretty sure got chewed out by her parents in her 30s while we were dating over her finances being in the shitter. Yes that is a red flag, and yes I ignored it.
>>34816269>>34816271Nothing. I have done nothing. No gf. No job. No friends. No school.
>>34816272lmao
>>34816266I just told you
>>34816263>>34816265I've gotten daybans for talking about sex in response to questions. And toonmes/picrews were three days back when. I assume I'm on some sort of list that'll get me a month of vacation for linking literally anything at this point.
>>34816240That's understandable. If you're at the stage where you're inviting her to go out as friends just the two of you, I don't think you have to worry too much about asking her out "for real". Just be flirty and if she's receptive keep going, steer the direction and if she likes you it will happen naturally
>>34816246Send me the pictures first and I'll put the filter over them. It will be fine
>>34816275You should probably do something anon.
>>34816277So if people refer to me by a name ITT, but I don't use the namefield ever, I'm not a namefag? I get to dodge all the namefag hate?
>>34816272Sounds cool>>34816273Lol
>>34816248Is it good?
>>34816284It makes you an identityfag but it seems the joke went way over your head
>>34816286I remember it being pretty damn good, yeah. I was at a cocktail lounge with some friends, and we ordered a cheese plate.
>>34816288I'm not acknowledging you calling me a retard because I don't want to get mad at you. I'm working on not taking bait.
>>34816244Yes, I prefer a blue on its own or with pear
>>34816249Fuck it , I'm doing it. Behold, I have adopted a name!
>>34816287https://files.catbox.moe/l2lwcg.jpgI just uploaded my pussy.And see I didn't get banned
>>34816290How about you work on taking this fucking dick how about that
>>34816293Ooops wrong field. Never mind
>>348162931 iq money brain cell
>>34816293Incredible. Very bold choice, Anonymous
Third coffee
>>34816294Cute pussy, I want to pet it.
>>34816302My father had 7 espressos so far today. his average
>>34816306powerful. I'd have coffee with him
No memes please, this isn't a humblebrag. I'm genuinely uncomfortable because she is pretty. I think my friend's little sister has a crush on me. She's 14. She won't stop glazing me in front of others and is hugging me a lot more lately. Should I ignore it and let it just pass, tell her to tone it down, or maybe go through her brother to have him tell her instead? I had crushes on my older sister's friends when I was 14, so I get it, but I don't think the way those girls leaned into it is the way I should. Quite the opposite, actually.
>>34816303She's shy and doesn't like strangersBut if you want to see her come out you need to bring treats
>>34816268I mean if you're young enough or just messy enough to still be going to crowded clubs on dates and getting drunk/high, then yeah stuff might happen because everyone is drunk and messy. But once you've reached a certain stage you're beyond that. Of course when you're in some settings other people will always be flirty and social, but that's just normal and doesn't mean your date/gf/bf will abandon you for whoever else comes along. If they do then obviously there was nothing really there in the first place
My banana bread turned out more soggy than intended I think, and the bottom crust was left in the form. But it is tasty, I am happy. Honestly I just wanted to package my protein powder and banana shakes into a more satsifying form, and I have succeeded.
Chat, do I have hunter eyes?
>>34816311Just ignore it, what is she going to do?
>>34816278NTA but I remember the old ban waves lol and also getting really long vacations for posting vocaroos. I did get a month long global for a voca once but I don't think they're that punitive anymore
>>34816314>drunkNo , not really. Mostly Techno so if anyone is out of it they are rolling. Whcih if anything gets the woman to get really pushy to go back to your place lol. Rare to see drunks actually. >once you've reached a certain stage you're beyond thatWhere I live, club crowds are more 30+ than anything else. But again, its places where people go for the music not to get retard drunk and stand around in circles. Also this weird attitude that you stop doing certain activites just because you are a certain age is some really dumb shit that I never understood.
Here, Femanon, I bought you 10 chicken nuggets like you asked. Except, um... I got a little hungry...*hands you 8 chicken nuggets*
>>34816278>>34816327That's nutty. I've gotten a warning for posting my eyes before but that's the most of it. I wasn't around for the picrews etc.
submissive moid hands...
>>34816310You're cool
>>34816311You ignore it and keep an appropriate distance without making it weird, you weirdo
>>34816316What happened to the picture anon?Did it come out looking that bad?
>>34816332*rapes you*I'm bratty submissive, you gotta tame me first :3
Is it possible to handmaxx?
>>34816327I never got a huge ban for my vocas, and I've posted at least like a hundred. I guess it's because I almost exclusively post them as answers to questions?
>>34816333:) pshh
>>34816316I undercook my banana bread a bit sometimes, I'm always so paranoid about overcooking. Refrigerating it helps, and as long as it tastes good that's all that really matters
>>34816334>>34816326Ok I'll just continue doing what I've been doing, thanks anons
>>34816331The picrews were fun as fuck. So many good ones to play with and everyone would join in.
>>34816336are u tall and hung
stop talking about submissive men like you don't think of them as trash
Feeling cute (and hungry), might break the dormition fast today
>>34816350Lazy bait.
Only a few hours until I get a new Prime Minister probably. It's cool how in parliamentary systems the head of government can change overnight if they annoy their colleagues enough.
>>34816345Fuc off
>>34816356what country
>>34816348Yes
>>34816360measurements? And maybe a hand pic??
>>34816328For sure lots of people 30+ are out at clubs and music venues. The topic was someone stealing your date under your nose though, and I'm saying that would only really happen if you're messy and chaotic or immature. I think we're agreeing on that
>>34816335Here it is in all its beauty, I had t transfer from my phone first.>>34816342Thanks, will try. Its probably because the recipe called for three bananas, which I all mashed into the dough because I skipped the paragraph that read "decoration" and said to use the 3rd Banana to decorate, not put in the bread itself. I think the dough was more moist than intended because of that.
>>34816362desperate slut baka
>>34816345Was that mine?I feel like mine was very similar.
>>34816359Aotearoa.
>>34816364Yeah definitely. I know people who take a date or fwb out and make out with others if the opportunity presents itself , because those clubs don't lend themselves to being glued to each other anyways. But the basic rule is, you leave with whom you came. Thats just good manners.
>>34816255Ew
>>34816366replies and then chickens out..ur prob short and lying anyway w/e
>>34816331>>34816338It was a couple of years ago, but when I'd get banned my message would tell me my ban was extended due to having so many previous bans lol. It was all from posting vocas and ai pics and real pics a couple of times. Glad things have loosened up from those days
>>34816345I tried using this and can only make myself but 1000x fruitier.
>>34816367No, that's mine. Were you around back in the picrew days? I feel like we would've posted essentially the same ones every time, given their limited non-white options.
Women if your man said "you're so much fun" while you were fucking how would you feel
>>34816375how high does your ban count have to get for that to happen? i got banned like every other week back when /qa/ was a thing but never got that message.
>>34816176I've gotten someone else's number while I was out with a guy but it didn't get physical and I left with the guy I came with. Switching allegiance while out with a guy is trashy and rude.
>>34816383I'd be flattered.
Women what's your go-to weapon for keeping aggressive moids at bay?
>>34816365Looks good anon. The extra banana probably just makes it better. I usually use 4-6 overripe bananas, I always round up when measuring
>>34816390I've kept a bat at the head of my bed my whole life up until recently. Now that I share a bedroom, I have to keep it somewhere else.
>>34816327Like a year ago I got hit with a 3 week ban for "regularly shitting up the thread and probably ban evading"I was bouncing between shitposting and effortposting that day too, so I think the mod/janny just didn't want to hear the advice he or she needed to hear and then when I said "uh oh meltie" it sent them into a total spergout and they banned me on the spot.
>>34816390Can't be aggressive if I leave.
>>34816378Faggot
>>34816365Why is it flat? Did you even put baking powder in it?
Is there a word to describe the mixed feeling of realising you are physically attractive after spending most of your life believing the contrary? People always told me I was handsome but I never believed them and now that I am older I don't know how to feel about it.
>>34816400I put baking powder in it, but I just slopped the dough into the form without paying much mind. That side is markedly flatter than the rest.
>>34816122>Botanic GardensWould like to think about plants together 6/10>Beach strollingWorse than beach going. Sand is not a stable surface, going towards the middle of the day is asking to walk on hot coals.4/10>Fancy Dinner (home cooked)Nice with candles? Must effort to use nice dishes and cook something a standard diviation from the normal meals. 8/10>Fancy Dinner (restaurant)Less effort required of you, but now you must wear something nice instead of preparing anything. 7/10>The Movie TheaterChill, but no talking until after. 6/10>Picnic in the parkEffort max in both clothes and meal prep and location without bugs. 8/10.>The ZooAnimals 7/10>The AquariumAnimals and maybe science 8/10>A sport's gameOk. 5/10>A concertIf I like what's playing 9/10, otherwise 5/10>Ice skatingFun but cold. Would rather rollerblade the boardwalk. 5/10>BowlingBig ball, maybe neon/disco? 6/10>Watching the sunset togetherSide quest 4/10
>>34816402Its normal, especially if youre aguy it takes a while to realize. Now hop on that cunt caroussel and enjoy your newfound powers.
>>34816403NtaPost recipe so we can figure out what went wrong
>>34816384I feel like I'm courting danger by posting this but yeah, I think I was on someone's shitlist for a while
>>34816352I'm just bitter
>>34816404>The Movie Theater>Chill, but no talkingThis is why it's the best place to take a woman.
>>34816382Yeah, I used a bunch in my charts in the chart threads.>>34816390>Women what's your go-to weapon for keeping aggressive moids at bay?I daily carry an HK P2000SK
>>34816409If you aren't engaging me emotionally I'll just be self inserting myself and Chad as the hero and love interest and call him up after our date
These were a pretty fun way to waste time
>>34816411You didn't namefag or avatarfag back then, right? I feel like I definitely would've remembered.
>>34816411>I daily carry an HK P2000SKAmericans are so wacky.
>>34816399I got blocked for fifteen whole minutes for posting that. It was agonizing.
>>34816406Its AI translated150 g non-fat curd 2 large eggs5 ml (1 tsp) vanilla extract 200g whole wheat flour (or oat flour)5 g (1 tsp) baking soda2.5 g (1/2 tsp) ground cinnamon1.5 g (1/4 tsp) salt3 BananasBaked it for 45 mins at 160°C in an air fryer, perhaps it could have stayed longer?
>>34816405I think it took me really long to realize im already thirty now. I just feel like a dumbass because the things women said to me back then were so obvious but I was a oblivious idiot one woman said she wished she wasn't married and that she would jump on me in a heartbeat but I thought it was just funny haha politeness or something women say without meaning it. I don't wanna hop on a cunt carrousel though I'm just uncertain what the realisation changes if anything
I love flat chested women
>>34816423I don't think so.
>>34816423I find them attractive. I don't know any of them well enough to love them.
>>34816423Yes but I'm in the mood for a titcow now
>>34816423I also love flat chested women
>>34816427Wow. Fake fan
>>34816427Men are so fickle.
>>34816429Sometimes you feel like a nutSometimes you don't
Do women also get served the>goon ur brains out for mommy :3ad at the top of the page or just us
>>34816421>haha politenessI'm amazed how some of you are still alive. Autism is a curse
>>34816423Who doesn't? Crazies?
"m-maybe if I pretend to l-like the most flattest girls they will feel indebted to my attention and will give me easy sex!"- moids probably
>>34816431I guess if anything I’m consistent because I think I’d take an Almond Joy over a Mounds every time
>>34816435This but their tastes change dynamically depending on who they're talking to
>>34816435i just like girls who are nice to me and fun to spend time with regardless of their tit size tbdesu
>>34816435I’m sure that’s some of us but I do actually just like small titties that much
MenTifa, Aerith, or Yuffie and why?
>>34816433nah I got checked for autism I don't have it. idk how to explain it man it's like whenever I looked in the mirror I just saw someone I didn't recognise and I had no emotional connection to my own self image so I just never believed anyone who complimented or flirted. I knew she was flirting but I thought that I wasn't handsome so that meant I believed that meant others thought the same of me so my mind rationalized she was just joking
>>34816412chad dont know u lil bro
>>34816442MTifa is right for Cloud. They have the deepest connection with each other, and he can't choose Aerith even if he wanted to. Yuffie is too young.
>>34816430I feel like I just like women. And I like specific women and so my taste in women kind of warps around the particular girl I'm into at the time.
>>34816427>i love normal penises but im in the mood for a super long thick one now :/see how that sounds u fucking loser
>>34816442tifa because of that one riding animation
>>34816419I think what happened is the protein powder and curds fell through and burned at the bottom. Less banana, one more egg. And let the mix rest 1 hour before baking to distrubute the moisture. Restir and see if it does it again in the bowl.
What can I add to tomato soup to make it not taste like utter shit
>>34816432Very glad I use an ad blocker
>>34816435I never lie about my preferences, I love huge lovely beautiful sweet kind tittymonsters. Total flattie death.
>>34816435women seriously act like flat chests are the female equivalent of a guy being bald. obviously it's a matter of your overall appearance but flat women can be extraordinarily attractive.
>>34816452Spices.
>>34816435Pretend? You think I saved hundreds of images and videos of flat chested women as a ploy?
The way clothes fit flat women is insanely attractive
>>34816435On average big tits look horrible out of clothes compared to flat chicks, therefore I prefer chestlets
>>34816457No shit which ones
>>34816448are 'hookup dick' and 'husband dick' a real thing though
>>34816419You tried to make a banana bread with cottage cheese and no butter? And no sugar? As far as easy fixes go I think you should have used less cottage cheese and baked it for 10 more minutes. Since you're using an air fryer I think that temp is okay?
>>34816452Onion, garlic, cream, sugar
>>34816452Heavy cream. Baking soda. Basil.
>>34816452chicken stock/bouillon herbsa little cream
God should have made women ugly as fuck, he only made them hot and sexy to troll them
>>34816461Cumin and Coriander, or maybe just curry powder.
>>34816455>flat women can be extraordinarily attractive.Yeah but notice u say that as if she can be attractive DESPITE the flat chest. No moid actually enjoys flat chests explicitly it's always secondary to fit some niche look or build. Men are such liars!
>>34816465>Baking sodantaExplain yourself
>>34816469>No moid actually enjoys flat chests explicitlyI do and you keep ignoring what I say and focusing on that guy >:|
>>34816462hookup dick is always attached to someone you could never love, thats the drawback to it. Husband dick is the opposite situation.thats why its dumb when men talk about this joke seriously; if anything, husband dick is an extremely flattering compliment.
>>34816451NtaIf anything one more banana and one less egg. He's not using any sweeteners he NEEDS the bananas.
>>34816469Okay? And women don't like tiny dicks and short dudes. It's biology, it's not like these are intellectually evolved tastes that you have any choice in.
>>34816472Sometimes canned tomatoes get too acidic. Lower the ph, less sour.Also for spices:BasilOreganoCelery seedParsley (italian or otherwise)Paprika (dis is a pepper)Crushed red pepper (this is also acid, forego baking soda)
>>34816469you're jumping to an extreme, sis. saying "I like flat chests" (which I do) doesn't imply "I think every single woman with a flat chest is hot". there's certain face types, heights, etc. that complement it particularly well. but in general I think women with small breasts are more attractive than the opposite.on the flip side, nobody finds bald men attractive for their baldness, outside of bizarre fetishes.
I have no cream and virtually no herbs. I'll do onions but they'll be raw as fuck oregano Sriracha sauce and pepper. I am not putting curry in this shit.
>>34816475>thats why its dumb when men talk about this joke seriously; if anything, husband dick is an extremely flattering compliment.You don't get it at all. If the man doesn't separate sex from love and he equates healthy exciting rampant sex with exclusive long term love then the minute you differentiate the two things, you not only deeply wound the precious 'husband dick' you wanted to love but you out yourself as the type of girl who has been around the block enough to make distinctions aka you had a hoe phase. You say that shit to a husband material man you may as well have a sign on your head that says 'not wife material'
>>34816425but I do!>>34816426I automatically love them>>34816427disgusting>>34816428based>>34816434yeah crazy people>>34816435lol silly foid getting angry at imaginary scenarios
>>34816480>too acidiccowards
>>34816483I'm sorry not every man I happened to have liked had a micropenis... My bad.
>>34816478ok that's fine I'm fine with accepting that I don't mind men who say they dislike flat or prefer big boobs I can date honest men it's the men who lie! they seriously deny the obvious to fake their way forward like wtfff
>Get home from work>No motivation to do anythingGender, advice for this feel?
>>34816476Over ripe bananas brew sugar and the protein powder may have a sweetener/flavoring. You can just buy cinnamon butter too.
>>34816482Saute the onions with a bit of butter or oil
>>34816475I was unaware of the boyfriend dick or whatever discourse and was confused when someone itt said I had one and I then got doomer replies from other men about it
If I make my bf a banana cream pie, how can I preempt any possible jokes about creampies? Also any tips for making one? The actual pie I mean, obviously.
>>34816475>husband dick is an extremely flattering complimentMaybe I don't know what it means because my impression was it was a joke, e.g. "the guy who can fuck well but isn't worth anything outside of that" and the opposite being husband dick. But they also make it sound like having a big dick on a regular basis is too much for most women
*puts on helmet*Femanon, are you sure this is a good idea?
>>34816487If you like bite then just pepper it up, dork.
>>34815994the Shrine of the shareholdersthe Tabernacle of tackinessthe Church of charged credit cardsthe Reliquary of refundsthe Pontificate of purchasesthe Bishoprice of billsthe Diocese of discountsthe Cloister of clothesthe Font of the food court
>>34816469don't care, you're a flattie so you're a 10/10
>>34816494NTAIt seems to be some TikTok zoomer thing, I'm just as lost as you are.
>>34816495>my bfStopped reading there. Happy for you or sorry that happened.
>>34816495>how can I preempt any possible jokes about creampieswhy would you want to?
>>34816486>I LOVE FLATTIES PLEASE APPROVE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT HOW MUCH I AGGRESSIVELY SUPPORT FLATTIES IN MY MASS REPLY LOOK AT ME FOIDSpickme-ass faggots, every timeanyway if any brautiful busty femanons would like a romantic, intimate and classy dinner date please hmu
>>34816491F. Give yourself time to just decompress. Dedicate an hour and a half to refueling and resting your feet and mind.
>>34816442Tifa.
>>34816497Femanons would never lie dude don't worry anout it.
>>34816495If he's the type to make that joke in the first place there is nothing you can do to prevent it
>>34816493My brother in Christ I am making canned fucking soup I am not about to get out a pan put it on the heat and start sauteing shit, might as well make a real fucking meal at that point.
>>34816498In what world does pepper equal acidity
>>34816492They didn't use any butter!And yeah I know. That's why I said he should use 4 bananas not just 2. No offense but your advice to add another egg sounds insane to me I use 1 egg and 4 bananas when I make my own banana bread, and some additional sugar because I want my mom to eat it lmao. And a stick of butter instead of the cottage cheese.
>>34816469Being flat is a necessary trait if you want to minmax for a proper willowy slender build. It just makess it pop more. Slender and fat tits just doesn't work as well somehow.
Need slender gf.
>>34816469I refuse to have my tastes slandered so. Flat chests are the ideal. There's no "despite" going on. Hell, when I'm looking at porn I often wish for a better way to weed out the tittymonsters.
>>34816509NtaThen don't bother with the onions throwing raw onions in there is going to make it worse not better. It's canned soup just microwave and chug and stop being a bitch about the taste then.
>>34816497You're joking, but my bf has asked me to wear a hat and mittens to bed before sex to minimize bodily harm to both of us.
>>34816515>subhuman attentionwhore namefag troonoid has shit tastenews at 11
>>34816505>Dedicate an hour and a halfVery generous
>>34816463Sure, I'm trying to get in my calories after lifting, not get fat. So I looked up a recipe for that. My main motivation was getting sick of eating curd all the time and wanting something more hefty with similar ingredients.
>>34816512see what i mean it's not even about the flat chest is it it's about a build or a look, it's not the main attraction because there is no attraction there is a distinct lack of tittage that's the point since no tits. Why do moids claim to have big love for shit that doesn't physically exist there's 0 tits going on its flat as fuck lying moids r the reason disney invented Pinnochio story
>>34816503Because sex and food don't mix, it'd ruin my appetite.>>34816508It's like I'm watching a meteor hurdle towards the planet and it's unstoppable.
I like slender women of any height due to being surrounded by ballerinas growing up. I loved laying on >her flat chest and hearing her heartbeat racing.At the same time I like big boobs and laying on a woman's built-in pillows and having something squishy to knead like a built-in stress ball.It's not an either/or thing, I'm genuinely satisfied with either.
>>34816518Do you get taxed if your post is less than 50% buzzwords?
One of the many reasons I like flat chested women is because their nipples are easier to see through their clothing.
>>34816523You can hear heartbeats on big titty women. Wow these fake 'flat' enjoyers just make shit up as they go
>>34816521As I said, its hard to describe but being flat somehow emphasizes the rest of a womans body in a weird way if it is good. I'm not one of those clowns pretending to prefer flatties, but a woman can look very good without tits. They all have massive complexes around it though, which is understandable.
>>34816518>packs a bunch of random buzzwords into a post to insult a guy just because he has an objectively nice cock and kind words to say to flattiesYou're such a faggot.
guess my penis is lying when it gets hard by looking at flat women
>>34816495They're really easy to make. I make the pie dough ahead of time, sometimes I freeze the dough balls or sometimes I freeze the actual pie shells so it's easy to whip one out. Banana cream is basically just a vanilla custard with sliced fresh bananas on the bottom of the shell, it's really easy to do from scratch. I've also used boxed banana pudding mix, it's actually really good too
>>34816525no? Dumbass women with bigger boobs have more visible nipples because the large surface area pushes out the fabric more omg why are moids like this lmaooo
>>34816525>tfw innies so nobody will see them unless my top is extremely form-fitting
guys you're really making us true flat lovers look bad
>>34816521>Why do moids claim to have big love for shit that doesn't physically exist there's 0 tits going on its flat as fuck lying moids r the reason disney invented Pinnochio story1. Nipples2. They're still immediately and visibly feminine even when there's not much fat3. They still feel like a woman's tits4. The chest they're attached to is a woman's chest5. Girl Nipples
Amazon has ruined online ordering for me.If I order something online I expect it in the next couple of days, not in a fucking week. State GenderWhat online retailers do you purchase from other than Amazon?
>>34816435Nobody thinks that
>>34816519Maybe I'm just high maintenance, but I find that to be the minimum. After that, I can comfortably spend the rest of the evening doing housework and cooking without fatigue.
>>34816521>it's about a build or a look, it's not the main attractionit's the fucking centerpiece of the build though. you can have a favorite entree and like it more based on how it's plated.
>>34816531You're less likely to wear bras and your shirts are easier to look down even if I'm not trying to
>>34816536Literally only BD.
>>34816526While I have groped big tits I possess more intimate knowledge of flatties
>>34816536I don't really purchase stuff online except movie tickets.
notice how no bald-man-lovers stepped up to controvene, lol
>>34816535>Nipples Oh I forgot big boob girls got no nipples ok >Visibly feminine Compared to what? It has more in common with male chest visually dumbass >They still feel like a woman's tits 'they still' implies consolation or bargaining that you know a larger chest feels more womanly >The chest they're attached to is a woman so? That's not a high standard every woman is a woman wtf>Girl nipplesyeah I think moids who pretend to like flatties are pathological liars I'm done
>>34816491What is it you need to do? Have a snack with protein and fat, drink some water or coffee or tea, have a quick shower to freshen up and get out of your work clothes. Break down whatever it is you need to do into smaller tasks. It's okay if you don't feel motivated, you can still do one small task for 5 minutes even if you feel like garbage. I always a shower really helps though
Flatties can do the male swim trunks challengeTitcows could never
>>34816536FThe only online shopping I do is from vinted
>>34816442Who?
>>34816547We're talking about flatties and one flat girl is having a meltdown from her insecurities. Not baldies.
How do I (M) know if I actually dress well or if people just think I'm attractive.
>>34816535Nigga just admit that you're lying your ass off. I like small , well shaped tits, but no tits at all is going to be a problem. Its like manletism for women. Not being super tall isn't a problem, but yeah being 5'2 or something will present a handicap.
>>34816551Hell no. If that's what I think it is, I'd be arrested for flashing immediately, even without fat tits.
I did r9k then I did tv then I did int but I mostly just click in popular threads and tefresh
>>34816548I want to pick you up and carry you somewhere since I can't seem to win this argument with words
>>34816536FIt depends on what I need?I don't have any go to sites I'm looking for the best version of the thing I need at a reasonable price. I once waited like 20 weeks for a custom jacket from a small company. A week is more than reasonable.
>>34816509Do what you want anon, no need to crash out over a can of tomato soup
>>34816556I'm serious! I really don't know why this is so hard to believe. I like completely flat chests
>>34816516Fuck you I put the onions in and it's going in the microwave as we speak. I'll prove you wrong in 1 minute fag
Flat Asians and ArabsTitcow Whites, Blacks, and LatinasSimple as
angry flat moid-hating femanon who calls me a performative liar even as I eat her out like a frenzied animal
>>34816523Did you take dance lessons anon?
wow my innocent post sparked yet another argument :( I just like flatties..
>>34816531You're so obviously a guy it's painful, are you like 14?
>>34816567>>34816560and there it is the real honesty from fake flat enjoyers it just segues into horny perversion see I was right u fakes just pretend to like flat because in Ur desperate minds it = low effort pussy
>>34816569Meh, at least it's something new and not just yet another 5'9 guy with a 5 inch dick who wants to whine about how he's short and has a micropenis.
>>34816566That's not fair.
>>34816567
>>34816536Shipping is 15 bucks for literally anything in this country so I'm stuck with Amazon or getting stiffed
>>34816575um not really I used to post about my love for flatties almost daily a few months ago, don't know why people got so upset now though
>>34816573I don't care about getting pussy. I'm not having sex again until I get married. This is a legitimate preference I have
Grok why do men lie about preferring flat chested women
>>34816563It's done and while the onions would have been better if they weren't raw this thimg turned out so fucking boss that it doesn't matter anyway. too much Sriracha though
Prayers up for Eggman.
>>34816528>talking about his dick out of nowhere>calls me a faggotlol. projecting
>>34816584Anonymous is deadass.
>>3481656666 IQ poster right here have a gander everyone
>>34816575being 5'9 w/a micropenis sounds terrifying tbf i would be rageposting too
enjeet shitting up the thread again award
>>34816566>flat arabsWat. Its mid titted Levantines for me
>>34816578Brother you really aren't doing yourself any favours here by calling your taste pedophilic
Grok what is the % odds that the same guys who pretend and virtue signal about liking flat chested girls are also queer or bisexual or have sex with femboys
>>34816573>there is a sexual component to your attraction to flatness, therefore it's fakesis I really do hope you're just shitposting and don't actually have self image problems of this magnitude
I like flat but disavow the guys posting 2d flat
>>34816590I'm a woman, so it's okay for me to like dick. Unlike you, whose entire existence is apparently being a dick.
>>34816566Arabs should be titty monsters so when they wear their niqabs its doing almost nothing
>>34816585Glad it turned out anon, enjoy your soup
>>34816594My point is these guys are never that short nor do they actually have a micropenis. I'm tired of average height guys with average sized penises acting like they're manlets/dicklets/both.
>>34816598>it's also not valid if you're bisexualnow you're just moving the goalposts
>>34816607am I wrong? U a bisexual?
>>34816606>these guys are never that shortRude
>>34816598I'm straight.
Do most white guys not know what baby hairs are?
>>34816603My throat is burning I'm too white for ts. Why didn't you warn me about the hot sauce instead
>>34816511Adding another egg gives more structure to the batter. Adding another banana is fiber but more like adding more water into the bread that must be steamed out or it won't rise. That's why they have alternative instructions to add another egg to brownie recipies for a cakey-er texture.
>>34816615Probably not. I don't think I learned what those were until around ten years ago when I started noticing celebrities styling them.
Jeremy spoke in class today
>>34816584who hurt you? why do you think we're lying?
>>34816616I hate hot sauce so I'm not in any position to give advice about it really, I figure if you've got it on hand and want to use it you know what you're doing
>>34816606Those are both objectively small and short measurements.
>>34816619I found an old report card of mine from elementary school and had a good laugh when I read>Anon continues to be a worrier.
>>34816619?
>>34816621I FORGOT TO ADD FUCKING WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE IM A DUMBASS. FUCK
>>34816622No they're not, you're just delusional.
Anon's Big Soup Adventure
>>34816624It's the dildo of the fragrance industry.
>>34816415>You didn't namefag or avatarfag back then, right? I feel like I definitely would've remembered.No, but people on red ATOGA called me Finance.
Men, I'm a C-cup, why did God curse me to make me so flat?
>>34816609yeah, what of it? "oh you just like a certain build" so the fuck what?>you're not a real tomato enjoyer you just really like tomato-based sauces
>>34816629I don't remember. But 2022 was forever ago now.
>>34816629You're not actuaryanon that I've heard about, are you?
>>34816627Mushrooms would have been cash in this too but I didn't have any. And if I did then at that point I'd have caved and sauteed them with the onions and mixed veg.
>>34816625I can't blame you, I have an ancient bottle of worcestershire sauce and never remember to use it in anything. It's just one of those internal condiments that's always there
>>34816631Band size please and thank you
>>34816631I've browsed some subreddits of flat women nudes before and got legitimately irritated when I'd see Bs and Cs in there
>>34816631To spare your back.
>>34816636I am. What have you heard?
>>34816638Dude it's the king it goes great in so much stuff
Oh I meant to say eternal. Not internal. That would probably burn a little
>>34816626Manlet/dicklet cope.
>>34816569>innocentAt this point you know what you're doing.
>>34816645My dad loves it on steak and any red meat really. I just never seem to use myself but maybe I should make more of an effort to remember its existence. What do you use it on?
>>34816650I'm not a man. My point is that it's annoying hearing men with average heights/average dick sizes act like they're midgets/have micropenises when they don't.
We're going down, down in an earlier round...
>>34816609You know women are being sincere when the homophobia finally comes out.
>>34816654AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
Low experience or virgin men. A hot girl is clearly into you, but she reveals she has a boyfriend. In which scenarios would you sleep with her:>A. Boyfriend never finds out, you guys eventually break it off without problem>B: Boyfriend eventually finds out>C: Boyfriend doesnt find out, but she clearly wants to date you in the future and will break up with her boyfriend to do it>D: Girl clearly has issues, if you break it off with her, you will have bigger problems on hand
>>34816536MLastly from a bike shop in germany. The delivery took two weeks, which is pretty standard where I live.I have ordered exactly one thing from Amazon since they stopped being a book store. I don't remember how long that took but it wasn't a particularly speedy delivery either.
>>34816653Nobody cares about "statistical average" shit. You're tall or you're short. You're smart or you're dumb. You're hung or babydicked. You're busty or flat.
When July became DecemberTheir affection fought the coldBut they couldn't quite rememberWhat inspired them to goAnd it was beautifully depressingLike A Street Car Named DesireThey were fighting for their love that had started growing tiredOh memoriesWhere'd you go?You were all I've ever knownHow I miss yesterdayAnd how I let it fade away(Don't fade away)
>>34816658E: I don't talk to whores, sluts, or cunts. I immediately inform her boyfriend that her girl is a hoe
>>34816651no I don't :cusually my "I love flatties" posts don't get attention
>>34816442Aerith. She's the sweet and pretty one. Made me feel bad what happened to her.
>>34816658does 2 partners count as low experience? regardless i wouldn't sleep with any girl who's into me while she's in a committed relationship with someone else. that's extremely trashy, and even if she dumped him first i'd still avoid her for monkeybranching.
>>34816652Goes great with anything savoury really, soups stews, sauces, meat, stir fry, fish I hear but I don't eat it much, I put that shit in my eggs too. Just add it near the end so the heat doesn't destroy it
>>34816658Only A. Knowing there’s a man at home who doesn’t know I’m banging his woman makes me even hornier. But I don’t want to deal with the fallout or date, just get my dick wet.
>>34816644That you're rich and smart. Do you actually work as an actuary?
>>34816656>being so insecure as to unironically say "you only find me physically attractive in a gay way"anons I'm not asking you to love yourselves because that's really hard, but you at least can't hate yourself this much
>>34816658Wouldn't date her but I'd bang.
State genderIs it weird to get sad whenever I look up a voice actor/regular actor that I like and learn that they died?
>>34816669>Just add it near the end so the heat doesn't destroy itGood tip, thanks anon
>>34816674mno
>>34816617The issue is the cottage cheese added too much moisture. If anything they should add a little flour. 3 eggs is just overkill.
>>34816674Pretty normal
>>34816658>tries to cuck her bf with meI'd beat her until she never walks again if I could get away with it.
>>34816674MNo. I cried a little when I found out Billy Kametz died so young.
>>34816674MNo, why would that be weird. I was sad when Peter Steele died, and I'm neither a foid, gay, or a particularly huge Type O Negative fan.
>>34816658None of the above. There's no scenario where I would sleep with a woman who's already in a relationship unless I get explicit confirmation that all parties involved are on board with it.
>>34816674Female, no you felt a connection on some level, it's normal to feel a bit sad
Women are you "man dinner"
Doing the putting myself out there thing. Not gonna lie, it's absolutely fucking brutal so far. I'm talking average joe placed into an NBA finals match type of stats at the moment. What are you trying to do anons?
>>34816684Would you want them involved, too?
New thread:>>34816686>>34816686>>34816686
>>34816688>What are you trying to do anons?Die
>>34816684>unless I get explicit confirmation that all parties involved are on board with itI'm not sure *I* would be on board with it if her partner was ok with it. Feel creepy and exploitative. I don't want to be a part of their meta sex games.
>>34816687Roast beef, Hershey's kisses, and a huge cake. You tell me.
>>34816687What does it mean?
>>34816688>What are you trying to do anons?Survive.
>>34816704Would he look at you and feel an irresistible urge to ravish you like a dog who hasn't smelt meat in 3 weeks
>>34816689If it's a man, no. A woman, perhaps. A polyamorous relationship containing men and women, not sure, depends on level of involvement.>>34816697I don't see how it's creepy or exploitative if all parties are consenting.
>>34816714He does do that but it's just the way men are. Not much to do with me personally I don't think, so most girls are man dinner
>>34816725>Not much to do with me personally I don't think, so most girls are man dinnerThey definitely aren't.
>>34816715>if all parties are consenting.Well, I'm not consenting. Because like I said, I don't want to be part of another couple's sex games.
>>34816671>That you're rich and smart. Both are debatable.>Do you actually work as an actuary?Yes. Nearly 8 years in the field.
>>34816740NTA, I think he doesn't understand that you were saying that YOU would feel creepy and exploitative in that situation, not that you believe the situation itself is those things.
>>34816715>depends on level of involvementExplain a bit more?
>tfw no receding chin gf why even live?
>>34816740I feel like you're overcomplicating it, but you do you, anon.>>34816754If there was any male-to-male touching expected, I'm out. If it's instead just a group of people screwing around in the same room, and the men's activities are separate, it would be in consideration.
femanons should post their wrist bulge
>>34816770I guess the real question is if DPing counts as explicit male to male contact.
>>34816748>you were saying that YOU would feel creepy and exploitative in that situationThat's NOT what I said. I would feel creeped out and exploited in that situation.
>>34816733idk I think any moderately attractive girl is treated like that by most men and from a pretty young age. I think it's a pretty common experience
>>34816781Same thing, you're making it about a scenario you're in, not judging the scenario objectively.
>>34816744How did you end up in that field?
>>34816787This doesn't make any sense.
>>34816778My comfort level with that would depend on where we're situated, I think. Front and behind doesn't seem like that big of a deal. Vaginal and anal is way too close, though. That being said, I wouldn't be comfortable with MMF alone, so I'm unsure where the other woman/women are in this DP equation.
>>34816793If you or anybody else who found it creepy or exploitative was involved in the scenario, any rational person would also find it creepy and exploitative. Unless everyone involved is happy and comfortable, it's not going to be a positive thing.
If you were my gf I would probably occasionally slap you during and argument to shut you up.
>>34816800That's fair. Just curious.
Femanon tried to lose weight and went for a jog and caused the earthquake in columbia
>>34816813>it's not going to be a positive thingWhich is why I'm not on board with it.
>>34816826Okay. But if others were onboard with it and didn't involve you, would you think that they should feel creepy and exploitative anyways?
Fatfemanon
>>34816831If I'm not involved in it then it has nothing to do with me. Then they can do what they want.
I want to be trapped in femanon's basement and only allowed to eat after being forced to do sexual things against my will
>>34816846I would rescue you anon and hand you a gun to kill her and earn uour freedom
>>34816849she hurts me because she loves me
>>34816789>How did you end up in that field?Basically got recommended it by my teacher in high school. He said I had the aptitude to make a good quant, which I thought was great money until he told me I would need a PhD and the work life balance was shit. I asked him what the most money I could make for the least amount of work and he said being an actuary, but the first few years wouldn't be very lucrative. I started out making $23/hour as an intern, which was less than I was making as a mechanic.
>>34816849Holy based and true friend pilled
>>34816862So after high school you went to college and majored in statistics, on your high school teacher's recommendation? That's the requirement for being an actuary isn't it? Did you work as a mechanic at the same time? Weren't you also in the military at some point?
>>34816677Nah you need a thickener and to rest the batter but yeah the cottage cheese should have been strained and blended, or just excluded.
>>34816687No, I'm girl dinner.Thicc Blondie with Rosé shades.Men don't want sweets.
>>34816887No, I enlisted at 17 and went reserves at 21. Got most of my credits while active duty, transferred them all to the university I graduated from and finished my degree in the 2018 - 2019 school year while also starting as an intern and working as a mechanic on the weekends.Also, my degree was a double major in Actuarial Science and Applied Math.
>>34816939So you're smart and hard working.
>>34816947I just hate being poor.
>>34816990That's why you have 100 percent disability from the VA, right?
>>34816744ntaWhat the fuck does the day to day of an actuary look like
Alright girls I need your input on this one>Meet attractive girl, she always struck up conversation with me, etc. but always platonic. I'm a Robot who can't flirt for shit so I didn't even try to steer it any other way.>Tells me about her frustrations with this other bloke who is a bit of a sexpest but which she was talking to anyways. At this stage I assume I've now taken on the role of "The Gay Consiglieri Friend" (I'm straight and she knows this, but you know sometimes you're just an Honourary Homo)>She later moved somewhere else but later invited me to spend NYE with her in Sydney one time (we're in Australia)>said she could get us a room there thanks to job connections etc...>Didn't go because I opted to spend NYE with a larger group of friends in a small beach town instead Did I fuck up? I have cripplingly low self-confidence so I never even try flirting and I'm deathly afraid of the "she's def into me brah" meme, but damn I do find her beautiful and I really don't know how else to read an invitation for a 2-person getaway trip in a hotel room together.We might be reuniting soon if I get a job back near her so I'm willing to finally man up and take a leap of faith
