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Mammary madness edition

Previously: >>34812904
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עם ישראל חי
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>>34816686
I don't understand the image
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>>34816695
Soul Calibur mugshots
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>>34816695
Jap autism
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I think the CIA is
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How do I be a whore in a friend group? Let’s say I’m in a promiscuous friend group BUT the friends don’t like to bang people their friends have banged. How do I get to bang all of them? Basically how to bang each one without any of them finding out
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Women, why did you do this to me?
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>>34816686
>cup size scaling monotonically with height
this is reinforcing that seething femanon's worldview and I don't like it
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>>34816702
the cia fucking got anon mid post
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>>34816706
What are you going on about?
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>>34816695
Boob size comparison chart. Pretty common with weeb media.
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When you own the world you're always home.
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>>34816706
Get them alone
They'll probably find out eventually but if you're quick enough you can do all of them before that happens
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big dick moid x flat foid
small dick moid x busty foid
tall moid x tall foid
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>>34816711
Say there’s 4 different guys in a friend group. They don’t like to sleep with the same people as their friends despite sleeping around. I want to sleep with all of them, but if any of them find out I slept with one of their friends, they will no longer want to sleep with me.
How do I keep each sexscapade a secret and make sure none of these guys tell their friends they had sex with me?
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>>34816717
Thoughts on easy street
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>>34816708
That's how bra sizes work, innit? Not directly with height but with band size, which is torso circumference, which which reasonably correlates with height.
I'm still not sure I understand that sizing system even if multiple femanons have tried to explain it to me.
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>>34816719
>big dick moid x flat foid
Us
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>>34816719
I don't think busty foids are okay with this.
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>>34816722
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck goes on in that guy's head but I hope the album is good.
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>>34816711
It's some guy gooning to his tranny cuck fantasy
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>>34816719
What about us medium dick moids u_u
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What is the most supportive garment for women with very large breasts? In theory.

Ignoring fashion, and vigorous activity. Just for a slow stroll in the park or for sitting down.

I'm thinking that victorian era overbust corsets. Because they have:

A steel busk, which I imagine offers more support than wood or baleen.

It resches the hips, so I imagine it offers more support than a stay that is shorter.

It redistributes the weight to the hips instead of the back like a modern bra.

Am I wrong? What is better, overbust or undrbust? Individual cups or not?
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>>34816730
He's gettin old that's what
I think it's cute and I can't knock a guy for being in his feels but I hope to god we don't get some country ass album
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>>34816719
>big dick moid x flat foid
Pretty much all I want
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>girl at a bar called me sweet
It's fucking over
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I like it when women's boobs sag a bit
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>>34816729
Well the big dick moids all scooped up flatties so I guess they'll just need to take one for the team on this one.
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Would you date an anon?
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How it feels to wear Large Boobs Woman's Bra on your head (left)
Vs
How it feels to wear small titty girl's bra on your head (right)
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>>34816743
I WANT A FEMANON GF SO BAD
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>>34816746
The guy on the right shouldn't be wearing a hat at all
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>>34816736
I've been in a Nick Drake phase lately and I'd kill for a singer/songwriter Josh album, but I just hope it's not all stomp-clap-hey. But yeah, he's getting up there and he's put out so much of my favorite music over the years already so if that's what he wants to go out on, so be it.
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>>34816698
Ivy, my GOAT
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>>34816746
Finally, some good OC
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>>34816742
>Well the big dick moids all scooped up flatties
on what fuckin planet?
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>>34816739
“That’s sweet” or “you’re sweet”?
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>>34816743
If I arranged a date with someone and it turned out they were anon, I would.
But I would not arrange a data with anon.
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>>34816719
How about big dick moid x flat foid x busty foid?
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>>34816743
I’ve roleplayed that with an ai though, kek
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>>34816761
Maybe for some other big dick moid. That's too many women for me
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>>34816719
>small dick moid x
no

just no.
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Women what do you want to hear from a guy? Some lovey shit?
Men what do you want to hear from a woman?
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>>34816769
During sex or what?
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>>34816743
Yeah, especially if it's one I've had a heated argument with
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Terminally online hung moid and terminally online flat foid matchmaking service when
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>all the big moid dicks ITT
wow...
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>>34816769
I want her to tell me that her rich eccentric uncle passed away and had me in his will
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>>34816757
She said to her friends, "He's such a sweetheart."
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>>34816769
I want her to be as emotionally abusive, hateful and humiliating as possible then get drunk as she begs for my forgiveness before starting the cycle over the next day.
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Men, your girlfriend can only be flat on one side. Boobs or butt?
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>>34816769
>Men what do you want to hear from a woman?
What she actually means instead of what she thinks might sound nicest at the time.
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>>34816780
Ohh, so you overheard it? Should have made a move on one of them after that.
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>>34816774
Meanwhile me
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New Spider-Man movie in a nutshell
Did you rike it?
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>>34816783
M
Boobs.
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>>34816783
Boobs
Flat ass is just sad
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>>34816783
How flat?
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>>34816743
I'm dating a femanon.
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>>34816785
Except when we do, we still get called liars. So no you don't. You just want women to affirm your insecurities like a pathetic cuck.
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*shoots you with the penis shrinkray*
and just like that your entire personality is gone.
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>>34816765
We all know which big dick moid she's talking about.
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Women, how do you feel about being politely referred to as "sister" by a male stranger who wants to ask you something?
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>>34816796
No one asked you
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>>34816797
No, I want a woman to be honest with me. We're both bitching about different people right now.
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>>34816797
well most people dont know what they really want/like and they are also usually not honest to themselves to boot. Thats just human nature
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>>34816783
Boobs. At least small boobs have a smaller chance of flattening out and sagging.
I’ve seen some flabby saggy small boobs before but not as often as big flabby boobs.
I prefer big flabby boobs over small flabby boobs but I’ll take my chances.
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>>34816790
Wtf where did they find that picture of me?
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>>34816796
Funny how she never seems to post here
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>Oh these? My boobies? My massive fucking tiddies? My super stuffed up milkies? My honker badonker doinky boinkies? My fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper hyper ultra fucking tits?

>You mean these planet-sized chest puppies? These wobbling wrecking balls of wonder? These jiggle physics-defying sweater puppies that could cause a seismic event with one playful bounce? These gloriously overfilled udders that strain against every bra like it's personally offended by their existence?

>These mega milk cannons loaded and ready to launch? These titanic tatas that enter the room five seconds before I do? These fluffy funbags that turn every shirt into a crop top against its will?

>You mean my colossal cleavage crushers? My ridiculous rack of rack-tastic proportions? My bouncy-bouncy bazongas that clap back harder than physics textbooks? My premium pillow pals that could double as emergency flotation devices? My eye-magnetizing mammary mountains that make staircases a public hazard?

>These supreme succubus spheres? These overachieving oompa-loompa inflatables? These legendary lewd lumps that laugh in the face of tailored clothing? These hyper-heaving hooters that could generate their own weather system? These divine dairy domes that deserve their own religion and holiday?

>My squishy squishable stress balls from the gods? My turbo-charged torpedo tits that could redirect traffic? My legendary love lumps that jiggle in 4K slow motion? My gravity-defying glory globes that make Newton's laws file a complaint? My eye-popping endowment engines that power every thirsty thought within a three-mile radius?

>You mean these badonkadonk bazooms? These plush paradise pillows that could smother a man happily? These mega meaty mammaries that turn every hug into an event? These legendary luscious lady lumps? These absolute monstrosities of mammary magnificence that broke the scale, the tape measure, and several friendships?
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>>34816797
What do you like about?
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>>34816798
Joke's on you. I already act like a dickless nerd
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>>34816783
Boobs. Meaning flat butt. Definitely.
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>>34816719
Yes, it's worked out pretty well for me
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>>34816811
*lie
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>>34816801
I'd assume it's a race thing.
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Woodchipper parked in front of my house rn.
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>>34816739
That's not a bad thing at all, don't worry about it anon
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>>34816783
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>>34816822
They found out you're an incel and are going to put you in it.
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There is literally nothing wrong with having a 3 inch penis.
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>>34816829
I'm a volcel tyvm
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>>34816834
Put me in the screenshot
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>>34816771
Whatever. What's the thing you crave to hear?
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>>34816735
Underbust doesn't give any support whatsoever.
And I have no idea I've never tried an overbust corset.
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>>34816791
Foidly hands created that romance
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>>34816837
That I will be an amazing mother.
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>>34816783
boobs
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https://voca.ro/1hOU0WaPMcZb
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>>34816743
No.
>>34816801
Is he in a cult?
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>>34816843
If you're having sex with a man you're not married to it would be a blatant lie
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>>34816750
I know your fantasy is every IBT is walking around without a bra but we still wear them
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>>34816769
F
I want to hear silence. Leave me alone.
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>>34816842
He counter-rapes her later, btw
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>>34816853
I need to stop posting my thoughts about tits on the internet
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>>34816783
There is only one correct answer
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>>34816848
NIGGA THERE'S A T REX BEHIND YOU
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Gender
Which of the Die Hard sequels is the best movie? Is it better than the first?
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>>34816815
which are u?
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Would you do this for your wife?
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>>34816856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S45UifrWDtA
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>>34816859
That's just the goyslop coming back to haunt me
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ladies why does receiving oral sex give you the ick
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>>34816852
We're engaged. Does that count?
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>>34816869
Low quality bait.
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>>34816871
no im serious i know a girl who seemed almost offended at my offer but would gladly make herself gag on me
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>>34816867
My stupid dumb retarded idiot ass thought it met wife boobs last year
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Women
A friend of mine recently told me I look like a carbon copy of picrel, and I'd say he's mostly right except for the eye color (my eyes are as dark as the void of the night).
Politics aside, is this a bad build?
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>>34816872
No shit might have been molested.
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>>34816769
Female, yes the right kind of lovey stuff and small doses is fine
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>>34816791
M
Ye
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Females
how often do you struggle with breast envy
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>>34816875
Are we talking about Nick when he was younger or Nick nowadays where he's gained a lot of weight and looks like shit? 'Cause if it's the latter, yes very bad. If it's the former, then you're fine.
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>>34816877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrqBys5CGPs

it all makes sense now, she did mention that before
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>>34816881
Chicks have everything-envy
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>>34816881
I've never had breast envy despite being a chestlet. I did have period envy for a while because I was a late bloomer with getting my period, but that eventually passed.
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>>34816792
>>34816794
>>34816814
>>34816847
We are so back
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>>34816880
Why did they include a girl who looks like MJ?
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>>34816882
When he was like these pictures. I don't follow politics, so I don't know what he looks like today.
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>>34816864
Tall and pretty flat
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>>34816886
i always assumed that most men like flat boobs over butt
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>>34816783
>Men, your girlfriend can only be flat on one side. Boobs or butt?
Butt. Ass can always be regained, boobs cannot.
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>Absolutely categorically unable to develop any skills except for something rarely turning out mediocre
I don't get it what am I supposed to do with their build, am I just being pigeonholed into killing myself by god or something
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>>34816869
It doesn't, I'm just a bit self conscious about how I look
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>>34816886
At leas one of these posts doesn't mean what you think it means.
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>>34816769
>Men what do you want to hear from a woman?
Girls with nice voices saying my name makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
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>>34816769
>Men what do you want to hear from a woman?
I want to hear her tell me she trusts me, can depend on me, wants me, loves me and believes in me.
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>>34816898
The virgin’s fantasy
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>>34816769
>Men what do you want to hear from a woman?
That im cool and hot and smart
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>>34816899
Really shouldn't be a fantasy, and I'm not a virgin.
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>>34816886
What do you care anyway? Aren't you lesbian?
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>>34816875
I think he's extremely off putting and gross but it's as much about his energy and style and mannerisms and voice as it is about his pure physical looks alone. Having the same face but a completely different vibe is fine
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>>34816892
>i always assumed that most men like flat boobs over butt
The wisdom of men is as follows:
>A big ass can make up for small tits
>But big tits can never make up for a small ass
Every man has this philosophy in his head it doesn't matter who that man is from east to west north to south every man is born with that divine knowledge in his head. However here is the satanic knowledge
>Big ass may capture a man's lust
>But large breasts capture a man's love
Namaste
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Femanons, thoughts on the clear fleshlight thread on gif?
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>>34816881
I'm small chested and I'd probably like to be a little bigger, but I think this whole "envy" thing is something that a certain type of guy projects onto women
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>muh boobs
>muh ass
Face is all that matters. And not being fat.
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>>34816906
>i mean yeah i’m jealous, but that’s men’s fault
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>>34816875
I have always thought that Nick Fuentes is cute 2bh
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>>34816875
Not my taste but it's not bad.
>>34816881
I envy perkiness not size. Not that often I can't tell if they're better than mine unless she's braless. When I do it's just a quick "I wish I could wear what she's wearing and have my boobs look good" thing.
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You ever feel like you can't say the right thing to the opposite sex no matter how hard you try?
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>>34816908
I'm not jealous at all and I never said me maybe wanting to be a little bigger was men's fault. It's only anime weirdos who envy women that are obsessed over this stuff
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>>34816904
>Every man has this philosophy
Bullshit
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>>34816881
Peak is her pouting like that when you won’t let her suck your dick
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>>34816911
>no matter how hard you try?
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>>34816911
i just don't say anything in the first place ;) :(
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Women
Would you rather live without..
>The Male Gaze
or
>The Male Gays
?
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>>34816904
Nope. Big tits trump all for me, you're totally wrong.
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I will never care about Zendaya MJ and you'll never get me to
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>>34816911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_6fZGSOQI

Start here
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>>34816924
I will NEVER let myself become George
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>>34816920
Wouldn't it destroy the Internet if we thanos snapped gay men? The furries are keeping it afloat for us.
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>>34816915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMoNoXYLZk
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A fat pair of boobs can't save a flat ass. I will take over a flat boobed woman with a great ass any day.
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>>34816917
I say stuff but the response is more often than not just You Actually Mean The Opposite And You Know What Else Anon You Suck And You're Stupid Too
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>>34816931
Truth.
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>>34816931
flat ass can become thick ass with weight and exercise regime not mentioning pregnancy makes woman's hips permanently increase in size which means larger ass provided she regains glute muscle strength & her cup size increases by an entire cup. Big boobs stay winning
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>>34816924
i am spiritually george but i will never let anybody at work know that
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>>34816933
I'll be honest it took me a long time to notice the blondes ass I was too distracted by the tits
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>>34816933
Left has a nice handful though
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Can any of you guys help me keep that sink from entering my home
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>>34816940
>Left has a nice handful though
The hand claiming its a handful
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>>34816769
Yea
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>>34816942
You must confront the faucets.
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Gender
Your zodiac sign
Zodiac sign you prefer fucking with and why
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should i be toxic and lash out at people who don't deserve it today or be a normal human being
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>>34816950
Being normal feels good usually
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>>34816949
M
Useless info
Useless info
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>>34816791
Mmmmmmm penetrating men
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>>34816949
M
Cancer
I don't know anything about zodiacs
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>>34816949
F
Cancer
No preference. I get the feeling you just want to start an argument about horoscopes?
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>>34816949
M
Taurus

my favourite past time is giving a reading to someone while lying it was their horoscope only to reveal I swapped it for their opposite zodiac. People who believe in astrology are dumbasses
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>>34816949
M
Leo
No preference. I've dated a Taurus and two Scorpios. My last crush was also a Scorpio.
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>>34816881
Like never. I have bust compersion/lust.
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How doomed as a species are we?
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>>34816955
Faggot.
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>>34816963
Still going so not as doomed as you may think.
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>>34816905
*-* white with dark pubes?
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>>34816963
Lazy bait
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>>34816949
F
Capricorn
No preference because astrology is silly
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>>34816946
I hate living alone and being single.
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do you think you would have more sex if your iq was way lower? sorry if this is a weird question
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>>34816963
>Mommy gave permission to men to say hi
Another reason why any girl on dating apps deserve to be childless, unmarried, unloved and unmourned
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>>34816963
Bros... We have to approach women. It's over.
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Dawn from The Office is dying of breast cancer...
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>>34816973
M
No clue
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>>34816973
Probably not?
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>>34816976
Called Dawn but dying lol
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>>34816973
you just need to pretend to be stupid if you have higher intelligence. Just pretend you enjoy talking about the weather or pretend you caught that football game last weekend and pretend to care about the latest craze
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>>34816949
Female, Scorpio but my moon and rising are Cancer and I'm much more like a Cancer. My husband is Cancer and his moon is Scorpio and he's much more like a Scorpio. I don't put much stock in it but it can be fun
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>>34816973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZJ-EdWthRc
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>>34816896
>At leas one of these posts doesn't mean what you think it means.
Oops, my b.

>>34816902
>Aren't you lesbian?
Bi, but I still seek validation from people, even if I'm not attracted to them.

>>34816905
>thoughts on the clear fleshlight thread on gif?
Didn't know they made suction cup attachments for them. It's about time.
But I prefer the vintage thread.

>>34816942
>Can any of you guys help me keep that sink from entering my home
No, let that sink in.

>>34816949
>Your zodiac sign
Virgo
>Zodiac sign you prefer fucking with and why
Pisces. Opposite sign on the zodiac, but I feel like our differences make up for what the other lacks.
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>>34816973
No because I'm an empty husk of a man
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whats it called when u want to baby/pamper someone very hard but also receive that treatment
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>>34816989
it's called a functional relationship
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>>34816989
Being gf material if F
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>>34816989
Being human?
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Astrology is bullshit.
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>>34816949
Female
Taurus
Leo
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>>34816989
Depends if you’re a guy or girl
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>>34816985
>I still seek validation from people, even if I'm not attracted to them.
That's dumb.
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>>34816989
Don't know a good English translation of the term, but the Japanese would describe it as amaenbou/甘えん坊.
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>>34816949
M
gemini
gemini
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>>34816999
Fuck off weeb
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>>34816995
Yes, but it's still fun as long as you don't take it too seriously
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>>34817001
Rude.
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>>34816992
>>34816997
what if its a male
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>>34817005
Probably being bf material in some woman's eyes if I had to guess
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>>34817005
Still a functional relationship
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>>34816998
>That's dumb.
Yeah, well welcome to being a woman. Half of your societal value is based on your looks.
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>>34816999
uwaa sasugadana anon-kun O///O
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Holy shit I am alone. Time to go to sleep for fun
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>>34817005
It means she’s fucking chad
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approaching one month of quitting porn and masturbation, getting real fucking horny, no gonna lie. I didn't expect to be flirting with giving up so early, what the fuck?
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>>34817008
Wait till the incels read this post
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>>34817012
You can masturbate without watching porn.
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>>34817008
oh my fucking GOD with the "being judged on your looks is a woman's problem" shit again

when i was fat and had a bad haircut and bad skin v.s. today (after i fixed those) i wasnt even treated like a fucking person, lookism has nothing to do with whether you have a pussy. and im ugly even now, life for an attractive male is like heaven on earth.
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>>34817008
... That's dumb.
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>>34817014
I'm fully aware, but it feels like for starters it was easier to quit both and I'm worried it might be a slipper slope if I start jacking off again.
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>>34817012
I thought the point of doing that was to give you a push to start pursuing sex irl
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>>34817013
NTA
Most incels aren't even that bad looking. They're just mediocre looking Stacysexuals.
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after reading a lot about how women think and feel, I have come to the conclussion that I (a penis carrying man) have woman brain, at least 50%

NO this doesn't mean I'm a tranny you cocksucker, I like being a man.
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>>34817018
nta it was meant to get men to stop idealizing women and worshipping vaginas so they could go attend their own lives and build themselves up but it's been hijacked by autistic retards now if we are talking about the nofap trend
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>>34817017
NTA. I think the risk is greater of falling back on porn again if you're too horny from not masturbating.
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>>34817020
Or maybe men and women aren't really that different?
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>>34817020
>>34817020
>NO this doesn't mean I'm a tranny you cocksucker, I like being a man
Ehh, it kinda does. There's some merit to the whole "spiritually male/female" thing in terms of personalities and deepy instinctive psychology. You obviously shouldn't go overboard and troon out or anything but you are definitely some sort of freak and should keep a lid on all that stuff.
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>>34817020
>after reading a lot about how women think and feel, I have come to the conclussion that I (a penis carrying man) have woman brain, at least 50%

Well done retard you just discovered you're half mom and half dad huh? Who could have guessed that your received 50% female dna and 50% male dna. Really astute observation you were made by one part male jazz and one part female egg.
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>>34817019
NTA
What the fuck is a stacysexual?
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>>34817010
No way. I love doing that
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>>34817024
It's called being a human everyone is 50% their mother (female). Even psychologically since she raised you as much as dad.
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>>34817021
If that's true then it sounds like it was autistic retards all along. You can have a normal sex life and masturbate and attend to your own life all at the same time
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>>34817025
Nta. If I had the time I would draw you a 4 piece band of sperms for that typo.
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>>34816949
M
Gemini
Libra because obviously
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>>34817023
>>34817024
>>34817025
you guys are not understanding what I'm trying to saying. NOT surprised, disappointed but not surprised
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Define a Stacy. What looks qualify as Stacy tier?
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>>34817020
The fact you would even type this means you're completely brain rotted so it doesn't matter either way
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>>34817026
A guy who only wants to be with the hottest women and doesn't acknowledge the existence of women who aren't 10/10s. Most incels are like this and that's why they project Chad onto female attraction so hard.
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>>34817010
Hey my favorite passtime activity since she left me.
How did you know?
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>>34817030
>If that's true then it sounds like it was autistic retards all along. You can have a normal sex life and masturbate and attend to your own life all at the same time
Obviously but Nofap was intended for chronic masturbators, niggas who are so far down the spiral that they have nothing but porn to give them dopamine
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>>34817028
I’m tired of living like this
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>>34817008
Women will say this and blame the patriarchy even though it is women themselves who uphold most beauty standards
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>>34816989
Gay
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>>34817038
She chose somebody else over me woop
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I wish I was androgynous looking
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>>34817034
>you guys are not understanding what I'm trying to saying. NOT surprised, disappointed but not surprised
I don't think you understand what you're trying to say either lol. I am being serious 50% of your genetic makeup comes from a woman, as does 50% of your psychological profile. You discovered the obvious bro
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>>34817019
I'm ugly tho
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>>34817041
Lazy bait.
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>>34817042
you motherfuckers try to make everything joyful and romantic gay ffs is being alive and having a nice meal gay too? is it gay to take a hot shower? do u think about sucking cock when u take a lady on a romantic date because that's gay? christ sake
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>>34817044
I cope by saying her monkey branching means she will eternally be unhappy.
However, I know its a lie everything I wake up with a wet pillow
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>>34817046
ok then my mistake, I think I have 75% woman brain, there that's what I was trying to say
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What’s your favorite sex position and why?
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>>34817018
nah, the main thing stopping me from getting laid irl is probably my personality disorder.
I'd like to quit porn because it's a really annoying addiction to have.
>>34817022
interesting point
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>>34817039
Right, so why would giving up porn mean you also have to turn away from sex and dating? Seems like the whole idea is to stop addictive porn use so you can pursue a normal dating/sex life. Not about shunning women or whatever
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>>34817051
>ok then my mistake, I think I have 75% woman brain, there that's what I was trying to say
Oh you have father issues why didn't you just say so
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>>34817050
What am I supposed to make of all that time and effort I spent? Was I seriously just a few free meals like what the fuck
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>>34817052
The one where I get to bite her ass and make her laugh
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>>34817049
>walks in the park
Gay
>Takes an interest in cooking or baking
Gay
>Treats women with any modicum of respect
Super Gay
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>>34817049
>being alive
Gay
>having a nice meal
Gay
>hot shower
Super gay
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>>34817035
Blonde, could have modeled in the 2000s, popular
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>>34817020
what made you come to that conclusion exactly?
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>>34817052
Missionary since I can look her in the face and kiss her
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I need financial advice
I'm getting my first full time job but have no bank. It's a low paying starter at min wage. I do not want to pay bank fees. What do I do? Chime? I heard it sucks at dealing with tech issues. I have no clue what else to do though. Live check by check and cash through family?
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>>34817048
Did you call the latinx dyke's post fucking bait as well?
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>>34817052
>implying I've had the chance to try any, let alone have preferences
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>>34817063
Get professional escorts to have sex with
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>>34817052
The ones that let me get right up against her and grab and squeeze her
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>>34817063
Just get a bank account, dumbass.
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>>34817054
>Right, so why would giving up porn mean you also have to turn away from sex and dating? Seems like the whole idea is to stop addictive porn use so you can pursue a normal dating/sex life. Not about shunning women or whatever
Because people with severe porn addiction will have internalized a lot of shitty mental habits and flawed mindsets from the habitual porn fixation. It would be a terrible idea to pursue sex and women right out of that sort of ditch. Because what typically happens is they either have shit sex and embarrass themselves due to developed erection issues and premature ejaculation from the gooning, or they instantly fall for any woman that makes them remotely aroused and end up with a BPD trainwreck who fucks them back into the ditch. Coomers tend to have a warped view on themselves in relation to women that needs sorted first
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>>34817063
Just get a fucking bank account wtf. They'll just take like 3 or 4 bucks a month from you in fees it's a service
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>>34817063
Get an account at a credit union. In the meantime, just get your paychecks cashed somewhere and keep all of your money under your mattress instead of making it your family’s problem.
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>>34817025
>Who could have guessed that your received 50% female dna and 50% male dna
This isn't actually true.
Some gene combinations are far more successful as male, and some are far more successful as female.
This is why you get big butch unattractive women and short, weak effeminate men.
They are male, or female, but they are shitty low quality versions of same because the genes they inherited from their parents have specialised towards the opposite sex.
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>>34817065
Only answer if it applies to you, derp.
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>>34817070
>premature ejaculation from the gooning,
The opposite dumbass
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>>34817056
>What am I supposed to make of all that time and effort I spent?
That it was supposed to make you a better person.
Loving people is a skill you have to learn and develop.
But I get it, its hard to see that. Some days it feels like im lying to myself trying to believe it. I just know though its better to have that mindset than one where I stagnat and die.
I can't keep living like this
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>>34817063
What kind of fees do you think you'll be paying for a basic checking account?
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>>34817075
In every case of biological procreation it requires one copy from mom one copy from dad, I shouldn't have to explain basic biology dude cmon
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>>34817054
>>34817039
>>34817030
>>34817021
nta, but I think like any internet trend the whole nofap thing has splintered into a dozen pieces and means different things to different people.
One the saner side people see it as a way to quit or cut down on an addiction, on the less sane side I've seen people do it just to bust a bigger nut after it, on the absolutely deranged side you see things like >>34817021 and people unironically thinking it will instantly fix all your life problems
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>>34817053
Sounds like you've made a good start anon. I don't know anything about this stuff so I don't have any advice, but I know you'll work it out and get to where you want to be
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>>34817037
maybe you feel the need to frame the issue this way because the idea of a man truly being in an unenviable, pitiable position repulses you? and maybe this stems from your issue of hating and disliking men at a baseline, so anything that could make them seem sympathetic triggers an annoyed "oh no, boo hoo the bad guy is sad" response from you?

Perhaps your psychotic and murderously hateful mind is the reason you arrive at this conclusion? Food for thought.
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>>34817081
No one said it fixes all your life problems it removes a big roadblock that prevents young men from beginning on working on their life problems. Constant porn fixation is a massive distraction and subverts their motivations if they've nurtured an addiction around it
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>>34817070
Not to mention having sex is just the cherry on top of being in a relationship. The real goal should be having a healthy relationship with another person
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>>34817062
And then you wonder why you’re a virgin
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>>34816973
Yes. Very definitely.
Not only do I think that about myself, but there are many studies also indicating this, and they even made a film about it.
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Give attention before bed.
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>>34817084
>No one said it fixes all your life problems
please re-read my post, I'm talking in general terms
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>>34817078
I hear you, but I don't feel like I learned anything more than “be less trusting” this time around. I showed up with my shit together and feel like I got emotionally robbed for no reason other than to become less trusting
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>>34816975
> Bros... We have to approach women.
only if you're ugly.
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>>34817086
I lost my virginity 14 years ago, back when I was in high school
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>>34817059
>>34817058
>cooked myself a delicious dinner yesterday
>enjoyed eating it
its over.
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>>34817085
Agreed. And for a healthy relationship to happen, the individual needs to be healthy of mind first. People still in the stages of nofap or just out of their addiction to porn ain't gonna be there yet. You see it all the time when incels quit the porn and stick to Nofap and they search for a woman and they get one and they fuck them and then they call her a 'practice GF' and while we all know that's some naïve autist just trying to play catch up socially, to everyone else in functional society they read it as sociopathic or unhinged and leads to embarrassment
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>>34817091
>approach woman
>forget im ugly
>get banned from whatever social platform/venue I did this at
ggwp
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>>34817095
Nta
Using women for sex is chad shit
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>>34817097
He was too afraid to talk about egg freezing
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>>34816975
No because I don't want to end up in prison for illegally flirting while being a 2 or less
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>>34817097
It's Joe-ver for midass white bois.
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>>34817099
In high school it was yes back when we were all 16.
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>>34817100
She froze her eggs to have kids with someone else
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If I paid a woman multiple compliments on her looks and she was happy to hear them but never paid me any, I’m probably ugly right
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It is just sex. Don't be afraid of pretty women.
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>>34817103
It continues to be in adult life
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>>34817097
>Famous people can't hold down a relationship
Wow fuck shit oh my fuck this is such a shock oh god oh man
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>>34817097
Uhhh colonizerbros? I thought women loved ugly fat white guys? I thought latinas couldn't resist them?
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>>34817097
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>>34817106
Stop being so pathetic.
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>>34817108
it doesn't because the actual chad from teens typically grew up and out of that and leads a successful life after having picked a top quality Stacy. The 'chads' you see in their late 20's and 30's are usually autismos playing catch up
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>>34817114
Autists don't get sex let alone the chance to use multiple women for sex, that's just Chads doing what they want to do
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>>34817111
Right-wingers trying not to think about cuckolding challenge (impossible)
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>>34817097
Onions and wall strike together.
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>>34817070
Okay fair enough, but it's equally destructive to sit and wait for a perfect time to date because there's never a perfect time. Everyone has to go through embarrassing regrettable sex and dates and relationships there's just no way around that. It's always a risk and you just have to trust you can survive and bounce back from the inevitable occasional failure
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>>34817112
Says who?
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>>34817106
Women cringe when men give them compliments.
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>>34817120
Lazy bait.
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>>34817115
try talking to a chad player fucks-a-lot guy irl, watch how the conversation has the depth of a puddle and his eye contact sucks. the only pussy he smashes is either other retards or bpds or other mentally ill outcasts at that point. It shouldn't surprise you the late bloomer chads are spergs bro did you miss the part where all they do is 'this'Maxxing and 'that'maxxing?
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>>34817116
What are you upset that a strong willed independent Latina isn't shackling herself to this impotent man?
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>>34817120
Nta, It’s that a lot of guys don’t understand that the point of compliments is to flirt.
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>>34817081
Yeah, probably the best thing anyone could do to work on any major issue at this point is to just log off. It's a cliche but touching grass can only help no matter the issue
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>>34817122
>conversation
lol'd
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>>34817124
Which is why I’m thinking she must have thought I’m ugly because I didn’t get any reciprocation at all beyond hehe thanks
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>>34817122
Wtf are you even taking about. You bring up smashing pussy im high school and start talking about some late bloomers bullshit, can't even keep your own shit straight grow a brain cell retard. I already told you I'm not talking with some autist that doesn't know how to talk to women that's not what a chad is.
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>>34817126
exactly there is none cuz they're socially inept. Unless it's a full blooded aspd sociopath type then that's not chad that's not beta either that is sigma dark alpha or something
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>>34817055
...fuck you...
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>>34817127
>hehe thanks
Is not a rejection. Get better at flirting. You could have taken it as an invitation to keep the game going.
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>>34817061
for some reason what women say and do seems reasonable to me because I do similar things and have a similar thought process. maybe it's because i was raised by women idk
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>>34817131
You’re using a lot of autismo to try to explain why the guys that are getting the girls aren’t actually better than you. Another word for this is cope.
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>>34817132
Kek if it makes you feel better so does 81% of men. only 19% of men report having strong relationship to their fathers it's a real epidemic
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Test
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is elliot smith considered incel music?
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Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
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>>34817133
I’m not giving you all the details but it was hehe thanks and let’s do this again, and then it was no eye contact or smiles and “I’ve met someone else”
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>>34817135
why do you imply I never had success with women?
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>>34817106
No, it doesn't mean you're ugly. She might feel embarrassed or not want to give you the wrong impression, assuming you're a guy. If you're dating then it's a little weird, but maybe she's just not the type to do that
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What am I likely to spend on a desktop that can run old games like Warcraft 3, Brood War, and Age of Empires 2?
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>>34817139
I suppose it did
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>>34817012
Enjoy the increased risk of cancer
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>>34817143
I'd start by looking in the trash
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>>34817138
idk but I like king's crossing
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>>34817143
Money
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>>34817143
Under $300 I would imagine. Any tiny office PC made in the last like fifteen years should be enough
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I'm the only true celly here
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>>34817143
but modern pc's can run those games anon
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>>34817151
you say that like it's a good thing
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>>34816949
F
Capricorn.
Any, I don’t care
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>>34817143
I can’t believe how badly video games suck now. They used to be so good
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>>34817151
But I'm the only celly in here
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>>34817153
I'm the only one being honest which is something to be proud of
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>>34817052
prone.
gives my gf multiple orgasms.
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>>34817142
I appreciate you saying as much. The dude in the mirror is looking ugly as fuck lately while he dwells on this shit
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>>34817140
One of the most important, if not the most important trait in getting chicks is being unbothered.
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>>34817139
>Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
75-80% of the field of psychology is female dominated. The reason for that is because women are so obsessed with every single thought a man might have she studies for years to tap into the male psyche just to try and figure out if he finds her attractive or something. Keep it up boys, never tell women our secrets let's keep them clawing for answers
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>>34817139
>>34817161
Retarded bait.
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>>34817161
Nigga the point of this thread and htgwg and incel and redpill subs and sites is for this express purpose but with the genders flipped
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>>34817160
I’m not trying “get” anybody though. Something I’m doing isn’t right in any case
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>>34817147
>>34817152
Kek. It's a gift for a broke person who hates when people spend money on him.
>>34817150
Thanks anon
>>34817155
Too right. It's like night and day.
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>>34816949
Leo
Leo
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>>34817140
When you give women unearned compliments, you are setting them above you socially. This is deeply unattractive to them, they are looking for socially superior men, not inferior.
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>>34817165
>She thinks it's bait
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>>34816949
M
gemini
capricorn (I'm just saying this because the girl I'm talking to is a capricorn)
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>>34817167
>I’m not trying “get” anybody though
Then why the fuck do you care?
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>>34817167
>He says, after posting about how he failed to get a woman
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>>34817163
>Not using a carbon steel base to get a nice seasoning layer
NGMI anon im sorry
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>>34817171
Nta
Sheesh, what most of us want could fit in a meme template.
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>>34817159
Yeah our mood and thoughts can definitely affect how we perceive ourselves in the mirror. It really comes down to habit
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>>34817171
>the average female psychology graduate student spends 3.2 years longer in graduate school than her male counterpart specifically refining protocols to extract “does he find me attractive” signals from male subjects (Hargrove et al., Annals of Attraction Forensics, 2025).
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>>34817171
Nta, that’s hilarious. The entire fucking field exists bc “why doesn’t he like me”.
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>>34817170
They were earned, I thought. I wasn’t blowing smoke up her ass or fawning, I didn’t think.
I’m just trying to reach for anything more than “she just lost interest” I guess. I’m also wasting a lot of time wondering if she was ever actually interested or just enjoyed the attention.
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>>34817179
does it work? :(
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Got damn leg spasms
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>>34817143
>Warcraft 3, Brood War, and Age of Empires 2?
GOAT'd tastes, but you can play that shit on a tablet.

>>34817149
>Money
kek

>>34817163
NOW YOUR SHIT IS STUCK TO IT, YOU RETARD

>>34817175
>carbon steel
Really cut down on a lot of my cast iron with these.
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>>34817176
Imagine going to school to decode my motivations when you could just look me in the damn face and ask me how I’m feeling and what’s important to me
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>>34817186
Nta but I lie about my motivations constantly and most guys I know to a lesser extent too, they even lie to themselves, so it doesn't work in every case
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>>34817187
Thanks for making my life harder bro.
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>>34817182
No because I was baiting the entire time
Women don't actually enter psychology to figure men out to farm our attention I made the whole thing up
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>>34817185
>GOAT'd tastes, but you can play that shit on a tablet
Ty. But wouldn't you get absolutely BTFO'd by anyone on a desktop?
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>>34817185
yeah i scraped 3 sad eggs off the pan. sigh
>>34817190
oh. you betrayed me. bitch.
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>>34817190
A slop chaote
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videogames are childish and retarded and a total waste of time
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>>34817171
It's sad that we're resorting to ai to create bait
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>>34817197
Work smarter not harder
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>>34817163
biological washing powder. One with protease and lipase in it.
>>34817184
magnesium
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>>34817196
I like when Kirby does the funny little dance with his friends.
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>>34817197
It works because retards instantly believe screenshots of AI analysis, I'm just riding the retardation wave
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>>34817199
Bro why would I have magnesium just lying around
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Men, is it true that you don't like it if a woman calls you cute? Does it make you think that she isn't actually interested in you?
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>>34817201
I think you are the wave anon
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>>34816875
He looks like a wet overcooked potato
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>>34817203
Idrc
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>>34817171
>>34817186
Look decent
Be kind
Have sex with us
Don't have sex with Chad

Am I forgetting anything?
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>>34817203
>Men, is it true that you don't like it if a woman calls you cute? Does it make you think that she isn't actually interested in you?
I like it but it doesn't convince me that she likes me like that because I heard her call a dog cute, or a baby, or a TV show character or even her purse I've heard women call erasers and pencils cute. They kind of devalued the meaning of that words themselves
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>>34817203
No, I love being called cute. It means a lot less if she only says it online and not to my face, though.
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>>34817202
Because most people are deficient, leading to anxiety, stress, high blood pressure and muscle cramps.
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>>34817196
>>34817200
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Women are you the kind of girl who spirals into a deep depression and self hatred if you don't have a bf?
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>>34817203
that's a thing that mindbroken incels came up with
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>>34817203
Yes.
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>>34817213
I don't have high blood pressure
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>>34817204
>I think you are the wave anon
God I hope so
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>>34817203
makes me blush, so no I don't like it
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>>34817207
Have a hobby or two. I don’t want to date a woman whose hobby is just scrolling.
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>>34817190
I too use AI to confirm my biases.
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>>34817185
>Really cut down on a lot of my cast iron with these
Strata has a really nice set of tri layered frying pans. They have an interior of Carbon steel, with an exterior of stainless steel. Ive wanted to try them but they are too expensive. It would be nice though to still have a seasoning layer with an easy to clean exterior.
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>>34817215
Nah, I spiral into deep despair regardless
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>>34817196
You're right, I need to work harder so CEO Chaim, CFO Ahmed, and CTO Ranjesh can afford more sex slaves.
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>>34817219
It's not compulsory to have all associated symptoms.
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>>34817228
I get it through my diet
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mid women always look like sex freaks, there's always something so erotic about their faces
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i might just say fuck it and go watch the odyssey today
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>>34817203
I like it now. When I was a teenager it worried me a little
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a femanon told me once that "there's no such thing as being too sweet" and I believe both that she sincerely thought that but also that it's bullshit for 99% of women, including the ones who think it's true
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>>34817231
>mid women always look like sex freaks, there's always something so erotic about their faces
It's because they have something to prove themselves and they like to prove it in the bedroom
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>>34817052
Prone. Only position my tiny ass dick can shine in.
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>>34817235
Femanons are such rascals sometimes
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>>34817203
I'll take any compliments, man.
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>Hey, it was nice meeting you last night.
>Yeah, nice meeting you too.
Now what do I say?
FWIW, it took her like three or four days to reply. I also have no idea if she's looking for a relationship or just friendship or what.
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>>34817203
What's a woman's intention when she calls you cute?
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>>34817215
No. I never really liked being single, I'm the type who's much happier in a relationship. But it never made me depressed. I always knew I needed that time to process my last relationship
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Should I play vidya or play guitar
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do you think that movies, music and videogames are funded by the cia in order to spread ideology and push US values to its citizens and the world?
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>>34817247
Guitar first. Even just 20 mins.
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>>34817203
never happened, not sure how i'd feel.
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>>34817235
>a femanon told me once that "there's no such thing as being too sweet" and I believe both that she sincerely thought that but also that it's bullshit for 99% of women, including the ones who think it's true
She gave you sabotaging advice on purpose probably women are famous at that when they want to fuck you over they are sweet as punch about it. Nah truthfully we have entire books training simp out of men and women notoriously complain at couples counselling that their men aren't disagreeable enough. Women hate men who just nod their head and wipe their ass. Check this one out

https://www.drpsychmom.com/stop-caring-so-much-about-what-your-wife-thinks/

>Since I’m a couples counselor, and I’m so big on empathy, you may think this is a bizarre title for a post. Yet, I say this to men ALL THE TIME in couples sessions (and in individual sessions). Equally bizarrely, their wives sit there and vigorously nod their heads in agreement. Why do I, a married woman, and these other married women both believe that marriages would be improved if men cared LESS about what their wives think? Read on!
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>>34817248
Yes, I believe multimedia is used to broadcast propaganda by several nations.
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>>34817242
>Hey, it was nice meeting you last night.
“Nice” is a shit word to use. Also it’s a worthless statement because it doesn’t add anything.
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>>34817248
Maybe some of them, but considering how retarded the average Hollywood celebrity is, I have my doubts on it being all CIA propaganda. Because if it all is...Jesus, they need to get some better writers. These modern ones suck.
>>34817252
Lazy blog post slop bait.
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>>34817243
Personally, I say it to men who I find genuinely attractive because I think it is a nice compliment that isn't too forward or intense.
I'm glad that the men here seem to mostly like it, because I would feel bad if the men who I have previously called cute didn't actually like it.
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>>34817248
Obviously
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why is the us so obsessed with ukraine, iran and venezuela?
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>>34817248
Some, yes. This is nornal through history.

The idea that entire entertainment industries themselves are TOTALLY the result of masterfully astroturfed government plans is irredeemably retarded though.
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A woman telling me I’m cute would completely heal my mental illness and improve the economy somewhat.
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Should I start sagging my pants like a gangsta?
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>>34817258
The reason some men don't like it is it doesn't seem like the kind of complement you'd give to a rugged, ideal man. It's more like the kind of thing you'd associate with a scruffy haired "cute" guy, which is lower on the totem pole of male respect
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>>34817255
I paraphrased both our messages for brevity. There was a bit more that each of us said.
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>>34817267
Depends. Would you like to join my gang?
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>>34817265
Femanons call this dude cute to save the economy
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>>34817267
If you want to signal, sure
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>>34817267
Please God no, that's one fad of the 2000s that should never make a comeback.
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>>34817249
Ok
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>>34817268
This
The best compliment to give a man by and far is 'handsome'
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>>34817241
>>34817265
You're cute <3
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>>34817269
I’m guessing none of which was you asking her out.
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>>34817278
Both of us? I see how it is
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>>34817263
Because we rule the world
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>>34817268
>>34817277
Thank you, I will keep that in mind.
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>>34817279
correct.
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>>34817235
The good kind of "sweet" is when a guy has moments of showing you affection, tenderness, playfulness, thoughtfulness, caring in a way that feels special and disarming and if she's attracted to you makes her want to have sex with you basically. It's not being a "nice guy" or a complete and total pushover
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>>34817252
Good blog post.
Thanks for sharing
Definitely a good read.
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>>34817278
:)
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Do you think unemployed people in their mom's basement bitched about the roman empire's foreign policy in ancient times?
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>>34817287
Then what are you even doing? You shit or get off the pot.
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>>34817252
Maybe this is why femdom stuff and naturally submissive/agreeable men are so instinctively icky to ladies too. Its like the ultimate form of a man incapable of self-assertion and disagreement.
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>>34817290
You're welcome it really opened my eyes on the female species
>They nag men for things
>When the man yields and submits to her nagging
>She gets the ICK

Women really are aliens in human skin
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>>34817248
I think social media brainrot is a far, far bigger issue and obviously private interests and foreign actors have a much bigger interest in manipulating Westerners that way
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what if men and women somehow just got along.
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>>34817263
>ukraine
Proxy war between NATO and Russia
>iran
USA is Israel’s vassal state and is fighting a proxy war for them
>venezuela
USA wants its oil and to use it as a military foothold in South America
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>>34817294
I got no clue why this is true but it is and I am pretty sure women don't understand it of themselves either, since it falls under whim & whimsy aka feelings, and feelings can never be rationalized. I can swear rits true tho, every time I got angry at girls I dated or pushed back emotionally and put my foot down the same night was sex every time
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>>34817298
It's really just single women and everyone else
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>>34817296
>Women really are aliens in human skin
No, they’re children. Why do you think the father gives her hand in marriage? It’s a transfer pf responsibility from the father to the husband. There is no “growing up” for women.
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>>34817292
No, because those people would have been illiterate and they were probably happier for it. Our problem now is too much information, our midwitbrains can't process it and start spazing out and shutting down
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>>34817296
Interesting read on it.
I think you are downplaying the male side of it though.
The dude isn't taking charge, he has no confidence, and is super flip floppy. That isn't on the woman. He needs to fix that stuff in himself. Cause at the end of the day he can't change his wife. He can only improve himself
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>>34817298
I try my best to do this.
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Ok so. The strategy is to ignore my gf and treat her as background noise.
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>>34817298
Hell would freeze over
Men and women have no desire to truly understand one another
They'd rather just get what they want from the opposite sex and fuck off
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>>34817304
The father does that because he is aware that there is a trust component, the female is weaker and more easy to kill or subjugate and his desire is to find a man who understands the importance of protecting the weaker sex. He gives her away not like passing over a child but more of a recognition that he entrusts the other man to defend her.
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>>34817292
I think they bitched with likeminded drunks in communal basements.
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>>34817309
>Men and women have no desire to truly understand one another
What else is there to really understand besides us both wanting to be loved?
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>>34817292
Did the Romans have any "foreign policy" outside of kill everyone and leave
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>>34817317
i dont have a gigachad to reply with but just imagine i put one here
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>>34817310
You don’t get it. There is no biological imperative for women to ever grow up. There is no necessity for them to develop beyond a childlike mentality like there is for men. Everything about women makes sense when you realize that they are just children in an older body.
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>>34817298
We do, it's wonderful
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>>34817097
Poor gal.
She deserves better than a chud.
Some celeb should go hit on her.
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Men, proportions?
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>>34817319
>There is no biological imperative for women to ever grow up.
NTA. Raising children?
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>>34817323
Don't respond to bait.
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>>34817111
Lmao he literally is a chud zeeeomg.
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>>34817319
Sounds like your projecting
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>>34817322
6'4.
Broad shoulders.
Small hands.
Small dick.
Wide face.
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>>34817322
Well-proportioned
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>>34817322
Adonic
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>>34817327
>Small dick.
Cute
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>>34817323
Mentally. The mental traits for motherhood are basically the same as a child: fear and feel-good emotions, and the man placates the fear.
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>>34817310
nta
We've lost this reasoning at a fundamental level in society. I don't understand why. Other than the fact people forget slowly over time.
It's truly like they threw the baby out with the bathwater. We wanted to progress gender equality and in return we just gave up many of the things that protected women. Now we are dealing with the fall out.
Its like no one wants to say it but sometimes you have to force people to do things they don't want to do because it makes their lives better. Like women need to submit to men but also in return men have to submit to women. In different ways of course, but even still most people reject the idea of submission.
I don't know how to solve that issue but hopefully it does resolve itself.
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>>34817331
best sort of response i can expect atp, ill take it
ty
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>>34817327
husband material
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>>34817319
I get it. I am not talking about how women are mentally I am talking about their physicality, a average man could turn her into a bloody broken pulp in 5 minutes. That's why guardianship is transferred from father in law to son in law, since the father is growing old and will die. The husband is appointed as her guardian from then on. I don't think it means women are children, because they clean up after man's immaturity and blunders as well. Both sexes can be immature mentally.
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>>34817326
Explain exactly what you mean when you say that.
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>>34817322
5’11”
Broad shoulders
Gut
Thick legs and ass
Big dick
Big hands and feet
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>>34817339
proportions of a moid worth keeping chained up in my room so he'll never leave me and we can live happily ever after forever
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>>34817337
>I am not talking about how women are mentally
Then why the fuck did you chime in when that’s what the conversation is about?
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>>34817315
Idealism while admirable in its own right. Fails to comprehend reality.
The truth is much more complicated than just wanting to be loved.
Even if it was. Being loved is a loaded question with many assumptions attached to it by either party.
The truth is this. We all want love but very few are able to put in the work or effort to be loved. Giving and receiving are a skill. One that this society has repeatedly shown it does not want to cultivate.
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Hide behind me darling
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>>34817322
6’, 190lbs, 46” shoulders, 35” waist
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>>34817341
>Then why the fuck did you chime in when that’s what the conversation is about?
You made the conversation about that. All I did was joke women are aliens in human skin because their ways are contradictory at times
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>>34817338
Not helping you train your incel bot or earn your incel posting bait points
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>>34817340
Are you sure? I feel like I’m at a slave auction suddenly
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gender
do you think aliens are real? would you care at all if they were? i just realized that even if aliens were real i would not give a shit because i would be too busy worrying about money and being single forever.
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>>34817335
>even being a dicklet is husband material if he's tall
It was over before it even began, manletbros
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>>34817348
dw ur only chore is having sex with me biweekly
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>>34817345
It’s not contradictory if you view them as children. Like you said, woman nags, man gives in, woman gets the ick. If that was a child, you would have told her no, and if she presses she gets a spanking.
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>>34817350
You ever notice that both aliens and Bigfoot disappeared as soon as everyone started carrying around a camera in their pocket?
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Since the STEM internship market is really bad right now and STEM is full of indian and chinese students should i just apply for US government internships this year since they require US citizenship?

Last time i tried to apply for the NSA they asked if i was in the selective service and when i went to the selective service website to register they were like
>Begone foid! Boys only!
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>>34817350
Yes I do, at least in principle. No, I don't want them to come say hello unless they have high-tech gibsmedats for us to use.

I also hate how much new-age hippie "we're all, like, one race, man! the HUMAN race!" crap it would re-ignite.
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>>34817332
Patience/long-suffering?
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Based Baldy
https://youtu.be/0VbyhUmtuBw
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>>34817342
>Being loved is a loaded question with many assumptions attached to it by either party.
Two people willing to communicate with each other will be able to reach a mutual understanding regarding love.
>The truth is this. We all want love but very few are able to put in the work or effort to be loved. Giving and receiving are a skill.
This is true.
>One that this society has repeatedly shown it does not want to cultivate.
So? We can work together to gradually improve society.
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>>34817355
US Government is evil, do you want to be evil?
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Shit, i used my full power at work today and now parts of me hurt,

my line requirement per day
8 hour shift 150 lines
9 hour shift 173 lines
10 hour shift 193 lines

Today was a 9 hour shift, I did 291 lines

Shit, I didn't mean to unlock the limiters I was mentally distracted worrying about stuff and didn't realize what I had done until it was too late

are they gonna be expecting this from me everyday now or is there still time to fix this?
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>>34817322
Skinny
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>>34817355
I wish i had a cute jewess gf that could dumb down stem stuff for me ://
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>>34817353
If I viewed them as children that would be some real pedo shit. I don't fuck children or marry them, adult women are adults. The only thing you're saying is you find emotions to be juvenile or something. If you flip the script a lot of women think we're emotionally child like ourselves as men, unable to process or regulate emotions and extremely dull at recognising emotional cues.
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>>34817322
5'4"
110lbs
Long limbs relative to short torso, look like a knuckle dragging ape
You could put me in a middle school and nobody would bat an eye
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>>34817352
But I like having a job and stuff. You’re kinda winning me over otherwise though ngl
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>>34817362
This. They oppress brown people around the world and bomb them for oil and money. There is literally no excuse for supporting a white supremacist imperial superpower just for personal professional gain.
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>>34817358
>>34817355
duality of /atoga/
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>>34817355
You should work for Raytheon
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>>34817355
Sure why not.
Just know they will look into your 4chan activity when they do an investigation on you.
So good luck hope you haven't posted anything too horrible
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>>34817374
This seems barely related?
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>>34817365
Ive done education stuff, what do you want me to dumb down for you?

>>34817362
You dont want to be the government's cuntiest glowie?
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>>34817367
>5'4
>110lbs
you make me feel so fat and disgusting and ogre-like
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>>34817376
Lol
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>>34817293
i am literally asking for advice, shithead.
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>>34817379
lol posting my physical description made me feel like an orc
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men post more proportions!
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>>34817363
That's a lot of lines how did you not have a heart attack
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>>34817366
>it’s pedophilic to be the dominant role in your woman’s life
With arguments like these, it’s a wonder that pussy isn’t falling all over you.
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>>34817379
>>34817382
ogre/orc moids are allowed.
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>>34817378
im disabled so i cant really do much math at all. i have the working memory/long term memory skills of a mentally retarded man, just some other areas are a bit less bad so i dont technically qualify. can u teach me algebra and how planets work
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>>34817384
Fat Fetish Spammer...
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>>34817381
And i gave it to you: shit or get off the pot.
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>>34817362
>>34817378
I second this. You would have to be evil to work for the intelligence community
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Need a glowie gf who LOVES giving crack to poor people and personally sends drones to vaporize goat farmers and secretly works for the idf
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>>34817391
i asked what i should say next, and i never got a proper response.
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>>34817379
I know. And you'd probably make me feel emasculated so I understand. What are your proportions
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>>34817386
You couldn't dominate a wet paper bag
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>>34817393
Anon is locked in and securing that matrilineal bloodline for his kids
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>>34817376
if i was in the NSA and saw a 20 something year old jewish female candidate who has posted on 4chan for years nothing but cat images and sexy pics and can successfully bait men I would think ive struck gold.
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>>34817392
Blowing up thirdies and toppling central american communists is based though
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>>34817333
>It's truly like they threw the baby out with the bathwater. We wanted to progress gender equality and in return we just gave up many of the things that protected women.

Because society allowed feminists to destroy other women with no brakes on the train. And companies backed it because getting the other half of humanity into mass wage slaving = HUGE profit.. for elites. And feminists had no problems destroying the protections of women because they were typically women who hated that other women were protected while they had no one deeming them worthy enough to protect so they got mad and wanted to destroy the housewife/stay at home mother model. It was never about equal opportunity it was about social payback.
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>>34817392
How do people keep a code of ethics when they join the intelligence community or higher up positions in government-related work? Is everyone there just depressed or evil?
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>>34817387
I need orc appreciator gf
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>>34817360
>Two people willing to communicate with each other will be able to reach a mutual understanding regarding love.
Not always but again that's reality. People have bad days, they fail to communicate their thoughts properly, and sometimes they react inappropriately in the wrong situation. We can't act like these arent real issues that are happening all the time.
>We can work together to gradually improve society
No one has the courage to do what needs to be done to truly fix this issue. Only by consolidating power and forcing change could one hope for a better future. However, no one is willing or able to make that change so we will continue down this slow road to destruction.
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>>34817398
The government also keep a record of your posts on /lgbt/ and your transgender subs on Reddit, just FYI.
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>>34817395
i already replied, im just tall and fat.
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>>34817399
I don’t say this lightly as a longtime member of the Task Force—that’s fake based.
Being nice and making friends is based, not murder and political corruption
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>>34817110
>>34817102
He still plapped a woman that's a good 3 points above him in terms of looks. Plus being AOC's ex will definitely win him some points with other women.
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>>34817403
>Is everyone there just depressed or evil?
Yes.
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>>34817358
>so about why I got suspended
>/pol/ rant
Bruh
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>>34817412
I don't want to make friends with them. Very few people are worth making friends with.
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>>34817412
yeah i dont give a fuck what the actual boots-on-the-ground shooter himself thinks, browns must be blown up - end of story. now get to work and do your job.
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>>34817398
You think the government is looking for more honey pots?
Langley has had AI honey pots for a while now.
Why would they want you specifically?
Also the Jew thing is more of a red flag to this administration then is apparent on the surface
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>>34817415
Sometimes it all feels like some lovecraftian eldritch horror shitshow up there yet somehow still made up of humans. Simply unfathomable to the normal person.
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have you seen star wars?
because yoda only one for me!
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>>34817358
>Zack ‘Asmongold’ Hoyt, a prominent US-based streamer, has been banned from Twitch following remarks he made regarding migrants attempting to enter the Spanish territory of Ceuta in late July. Asmongold suggested that authorities should use lethal force—including shooting migrants and their children—to deter future crossings, sparking widespread criticism and leading to a 14-day suspension from the streaming platform. The comments stemmed from his reaction to video footage depicting a surge of approximately 50,000-60,000 people, primarily young Moroccan men, crossing into Ceuta, overwhelming local authorities and resulting in over 100 deaths.
>"If you don't do that, they'll use women and children as shields to get themselves over."
>"These people are animals, they're savages"
A bit extreme language, but he has a point. If we are talking about a full-scale invasion, then certain military actions become necessary.
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>>34817421
>Also the Jew thing is more of a red flag to this administration then is apparent on the surface
What a crock
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>>34817411
Which one
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>>34817421
not to mention the whole delulu suicidal transgender thing
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>>34817385
sorry, lines refers to number of items on our order sheets, I did 46 orders, 291 lines today. I'm an order picker filler which is really just "put the fries i the bag" but for boxes of landscaping supplies rather than slop pretending to be delicious food, at least as far as America goes, I don't know if fast food in other countries is actually food and not preservative and solution based grand pretending to be food at overpriced margins. Christ this country really is a large corporation in disguise no wonder nothing good gets done here.
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>>34817429
I'd do lines for work ngl
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State gender
What's something you could talk passionately about without a script for more than 30 minutes?
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>>34817403
No I've always found it fascinating
Even before I joined that community I was making white papers on overthrowing small island nations.
After I joined the Henry Kissinger school of thought was making a resurgence. So I mostly got trained in ways to de stabilize regions. Lots of fun, also got to do some work with infantry units. Completely different way of doing Intel work.
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>>34817425
Asmongold is just Nick fuentes 10 years later, saying edgy shit for content like it's still the pewdiepie era where he paid kids to hold "I hate Ns" signs in public for clout.
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>>34817422
Evil is so obviously anti-human that it’s unfathomable to you or me, yes. Evil people are stupid.
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>>34817427
tall + small dick fella
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>>34817431
Anons on 4chan all fall into archetypes.
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>>34817431
M
Seasons 1-7 of league of legends, I'm still waiting for that part of my memory to atrophy so I an replace it with something better
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>>34817426
While higher level administration might publicly get on their knees for the state of Israel.
The people they've been hiring to fill mid level management have been less than favorable towards the crooked nose
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>>34817388
>Algebra
Algebra is a system of mathematics that allows us to determine how we can calculate numbers needed to satisfy certain equations. This is done by replacing numbers with abstract symbols and using algebraic identities to derive equivalent, more simple, systems. Algebra is much like geometry in its objective, but instead of using shapes we use symbols (variables). The process of solving and simplifying systems algebraically is much like traversing a network, where each edge is a step that we can take to simplify the system. We aim to find a path from the starting point to the most simple state in the network, usually by isolating a variable.

>Planets
Planets are large collections of matter in space. Unlike asteroids, planets self assemble into spherical shapes with increasing density as you get closer to the core. This is due to planets being so large they have their own gravitational force that is strong enough to change the behaviors of large amounts of matter. Planets can either be terrestial, like the earth or mars, which are made of solid and liquid rock, or they can be gas giants, made of gaseous substances. Planets tend to orbit around stars, in fact this is sometimes considered a defining trait of planets. Planets are typically formed by the collection of small asteroids and dust orbiting around star clustering together and becoming larger entities, like rolling a snow ball.
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>>34817431
Nothing
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I have memories of mammaries. The mammaries, the perky pretty titties, of a woman I hooked up with back in 2023. God I loved holding those pale, pointy cushions of cartilage in my hands.
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>>34817265
Hey cutie, thanks for all that you do
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>>34817375
She'd be a good little zoglette for raytheon. Probably has the tism for it too.
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>>34817431
M
Japanese video games, comics and cartoons from the 80s and 90s.
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>>34817433
This one was his legit opinion based on the actual situation, not just an edgy joke. A debatable opinion, but pretty reasonable.
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>>34817437
6'4? I would kill a man with my bare hands to be 6'4
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>>34817445
contractors are only ZOG-adjacent, most military contractors are actually infiltrated by indians at this point.
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Are any of you the Big Sister Friend, and does it extend into you being the Big Sister Girlfriend to your partner as well?
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>>34817431
Male
History on the fall of the Roman Republic
I find so many similarities between then and now. So I can really get into it. Like discussing the Gracchi Brothers. Two men who tried to bring progressive reform to a stagnant republic but were murdered for it
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do you think that facebook will ever make a comeback in popularity?
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>>34817431
Minecraft
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>>34817424
>have you seen star wars?
>because yoda only one for me!
Ace Hindu: "There's no doubt femanon was talking to another moid."
Yida: "Always two there are, the current boyfriend and the backup."
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>>34817362
>>34817392
I can be very evil! Never doubt my evil tendencies
>youre manually breathing now

>>34817410
>>34817428
>suicidal
maybe
>Transgender
no
If i was transgender id be in the selective service already, no?
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I hate how no one in my family helps me get a job but my dad did help my brother get a job, this is fucking bullshit
>>
Tell me I’m good
>>
test
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>>34817444
nta
I like the dress.
10 dollars says it looks nothing like the pictures
And 20 dollars says it doesn't fit you like it does the model
Kinda why I hate online clothes shopping
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>>34817453
I dont really envision the newer generations making facebook accounts for the social media aspect of it but if I want to use facebook marketplace they fucking force me to make an account so I haven't bought anything off there yet
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>>34817455
Please date her.
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>>34817460
you're good
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>>34817444
I really want that dress, but i know it probably looks trash IRL and that's photoshopped af
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>>34817460
Can't your husband tell you this? Or is he too cucked for that?
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>>34817460
You've been a very good girl today elf
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>>34817462
Really? I have good luck online shopping. Take your measurements?
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>>34817431
F
The beatles :)
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>>34817460
Let me fuck you and make your cuck husband watch
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>>34817468
She said how she'd cuck him in this very thread
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>>34817460
Are you and your husband not talking anymore?
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>>34817362
You are so fucking stupid. The only reason you would have this opinion is if you are selling fentanyl and cheese pizza with crypto and are afraid the 'glowies' will catch you at it . Eat shit.
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Fatliker
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I hit myself in the head again
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>>34817468
He’s working late but I think having fun. He forgot his laptop cord so I brought it to him earlier.
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>>34817460
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/du-bist-gut-genug-65224/
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State Gender
Do you have discord nitro
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>>34817472
Most overrated band in all of history
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guys I ate a bunch of watermelon and now my stomach hurts
its like my body wants to do a huge fart but its not coming
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>>34817482
M
No. I’m not sure what that does
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>>34817475
He’s busy with work. We had amazing sex last night
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>>34817483
:(
>>
time to work on fun projects
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>>34817480
>I think having fun.
So you think he's finally cheating on you and that justifies cheating on him?
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>>34817474
No I didnt
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>>34817484
Everybody reply to this post to make anon rip melon farts
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>>34817431
My writing. I often have to stop myself from rambling about it endlessly.
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>>34817483
I think Led Zeppelin might be more overrated
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>>34817472
>beatles
I just realized it's not beetles...
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>>34817490
Ooh what project anon?
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>>34817471
Im a man so most brands don't do great measurements
Also I've been losing weight so im constantly having to buy new things.
Im just venting.
What it really makes me want to do is get a sewing machine and just tighten up my existing wardrobe.
I just dont have the skill and trying to join a sewing group of women in their 50s or 60s to get help isn't interesting to me lol
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>>34817491
lol no and no
He’s on a boat for a work event. We were fighting over Spotify earlier
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>>34817458
>I can be very evil! Never doubt my evil tendencies
I mean, we know you want to mutilate your future son's penis
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>>34817483
radiohead
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>>34817500
You can find an Asian woman to do that cheap friend
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>>34817501
>He’s on a boat for a work event.
Oh he cheatin'
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>>34817495
You must be a joy to be around…
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>>34817503
go fuck yourself
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>>34817502
>mutilate your future son's penis
Jesus, women's cruelty truly knows no bounds.
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>>34817501
Why did you cheat on him here?
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>>34817508
hahaha
IT’S TRUE
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>>34817483
Weezer and oasis
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>>34817506
Hey, I said I stop myself!
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>>34817483
Pearl Jam
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>>34817505
When we were both drinking 8 years ago, my “friend” sucked his dick when we were dating
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>>34817500
I want to double down on what the elf said.
Support your local businesses and let an old chinese woman do that for you
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>>34817483
>Most overrated band in all of history
That would be Metallica for removing Metal from its Bluesy roots and miscegenating it with Punk slop. It took until the mid 2000s for the damage to start being undone.
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>>34817504
I use to have some Korean women do it for me back when I was in the military. I just dont live out there anymore.
Do you think Hispanic ladies would do a similar job?
Its much easier to find them now a days
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>>34817514
One of the cheapest laughs I can get with my old friends is singing nonsense in the Pearl Jam voice
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I'm being overwhelmed by negative emotions, please send help :c
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>>34817518
>Do you think Hispanic ladies would do a similar job?
nta
Hispanics are pretty good with their textiles so yeah
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>>34817515
>my “friend” sucked his dick when we were dating
So he cheated first by allowing that
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>>34817515
Was it that transwoman you used to be friends with?
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>>34817510
….because I’m
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>>34817431
Uhhhh... I don't really control the hyperfixations.... and I think the last time I tism rambled about details I've reverse engineered about doordash to my doctor.
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>>34817513
>did y’all see the game last weekend?
>yeah, it was just like chapter 3 of my 12th unfinished book
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>>34817502
I just want him to find a girlfriend before you do
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>>34817520
About what?
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They're preparing the Beehive Banquet Hall for a press conference...
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>>34817520
Sending a hug stat
I hope you feel better
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>>34817524
lol no. Her name was Anna and she was an anorexic hoarder
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>>34817528
Where, in Israel?
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>>34817533
So he's into skinny women, not a good sign.
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>>34817532
i just knew some mf was gonna post this fucking gif
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https://voca.ro/11utISIS12JU
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>>34817536
I’m pretty convinced he approves of my body
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>>34817520
Take some deep breaths. In through the nose, out through the mouth. It won't help with the thoughts, but it'll help with the physical feeling of stress.
For the mental side of it, try refocusing your brain to anything positive or hopeful you can.
A walk can also do wonders. Easier to breathe, easier to think without distractions.
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>>34817528
Sounds like you want your future son to find a boyfriend instead
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>>34817536
I think he’s like most guys and won’t turn down a blowjob
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>>34817499
I WONT TELL A GLOWIE LIKE YOU JUST HACK MY COMPUTER
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Take some deep dicks. In through the ass, and also the mouth.
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>>34817527
First of all, mister, I only talk about my writing with those extremely close to me. Second, I don't bring it up in the middle of random unrelated conversations. I'm a rambler, but not rude!
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At the same time too
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>>34817514
this is such an midwest white unc answer its not even funny
>>
we all know about ruined orgasms but nothing is worse than ruined sneezes
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>>34817540
>>34817545
>Double replying
Are you spiraling?
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>>34817520
Just close your /atoga/ tab
It's all just namefagging attention-whores now anyway
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>>34817554
Haven’t eaten today
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>>34817554
Gary does that a lot
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>>34817538
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/indian-song-26519/
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>>34817547
is dick a verb or noun here? What would make a dick deep?
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>>34817557
How much water have you had today?
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>>34817556
we love attentionwhores here
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>>34817558
You think it's that guy again?
>>
Guys, please... Women are begging you to approach!
https://nypost.com/2026/06/21/lifestyle/desperate-singles-spark-debate-on-where-to-meet-cute-guys/
>“We go out to the bars every weekend and we only see cute guys in the run clubs, at bagel shops… at the grocery store, I don’t gotta talk to you at the grocery store,” one of the women complained. “The bar is the best place and they don’t go out.”
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>>34817561
A bubblr and a small monster
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>>34817560
Someones never had a deep dick before and it shows
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>>34817566
NO WE'RE NOT. SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE'RE WEARING WEDDING RINGS SO YOU STOP.
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>>34817568
The writer?
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Deep dick pizza
>>
you guys are so gay
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>>34817565
It's very Gary-coded. Maybe it's some other retard.
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>>34817566
Lazy bait.
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>>34817567
I see you are doing the Ariana Grande diet.
The question is why?
Do you have a new role in Wicked coming up?
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>>34817574
Chicago style.
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>>34817431
>What's something you could talk passionately about without a script for more than 30 minutes?
Quite a few things, but just for the memes, I'm going to say Avatar. I can recall the entire series from memory and could give a lecture on the various themes and inspirations throughout.
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>>34817578
About to tear into a rotisserie chicken
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>>34817575
I mean, could be
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>>34817581
Hell yeah
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>>34817570
No the reader
I've handled enough dicks to be able to tell them apart.
Its a skill that only a true dick lover can obtain
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>>34817563
I like them as trolling targets
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>>34817497
Fuck you
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don't know why I don't just kill myself, I wasted my life anyway, it's not gonna get any better at this point
>>
Mentally ill women will house an entire roast chicken then leave the bones in their dresser drawer for six months.
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>>34817580
Wingus > Zucuck
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what band do you guys think it's properly rated?
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>>34817581
Did you make it, or is it store bought? If so, what store?
I can't go back to other rotisserie chickens after Costco. Even H-E-B.
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>>34817588
>house
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>>34817581
Sounds good.
Would be better with a side of beans and mash potatoes and a beer
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>>34817586
I like both bands ahaha but like… if I have to make Sophie’s choice I’m definitely picking the Beatles
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>>34817591
Gorillaz

>>34817590
Katara did tell Aang to give Zuko a kiss for her.
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>>34817591
Red hot chilli peppers
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>>34817591
The beatles :)
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>>34817591
Primus.
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>>34817593
>As slang, the verb to house primarily means to eat or drink something very quickly and completely (e.g., "I'm about to house this pizza")
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>>34817591
Radiohead
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>>34817599
https://youtu.be/VE5JMEu5hZA
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>>34817598
Zucuck is too preoccupied with his ninja ex
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>>34817591
My favorite band, The Mothers of Invention :)
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Kek
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oasis is my favourite band
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>>34817591
AiC
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>>34817606
Kei Lo was a spy too.
I do like how the writer even said this subplot was stupid and that afterwards Zuko and Mai got back together for good.
>>
zuko really should've gone back and found that earth kingdom girl in ba sing se who really wanted his cock
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>>34817604
Nothing matters except the hook anyways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM
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>>34817613
You could be drinking a soft drink instead
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>>34817613
Too much work for something that you will get for free later anyway
>>
you guys are just posting your favorite bands aren't you? you are not actually being objective
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>>34817613
You could plan some fun activities for the rest of the week.
>>
I really should just kill myself
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>>34817614
Who?
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>>34817620
this
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>>34817622
No I’m a very serious music critic. *farts*
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>>34817613
Depression is a disease of the mind
You have many options available for treatment
Dont think you have to fix this alone.
We can help and want to
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>>34817627
uh oh, stinky...
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>>34817606
>>34817611
are the atla comics good? I got the LoK comic but it was kinda boring after they kiss
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>>34817624
Have a treat and look at an animal instead
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>>34817617
Or become a cucker himself
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im gonna jerk off to my favorite e-girl, jadeyanh. she smokes cigarettes and she makes my dick hard!
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I can't even name a band I care for
I have zero taste in music
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>>34817623
I can't plan for anything, I don't have money, I don't have a job, no one will hire me and no one in my family wants to help me
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>>34817637
Can you name a favorite artist in any medium? Or a favorite athlete maybe
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>>34817638
A walk is free
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>>34817638
>I don't have a job, no one will hire me
You can't even work at a sandwich shop or something?
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>>34817632
nta
no
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>>34817612
How's life working for the Nudge unit, Nigel?
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>>34817625
https://youtu.be/IPTHlmhtg8s
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>>34817635
she talks about how she likes bbc porn unironically, she for the streets
>>
Music with words is a bit cringe to me too, I prefer instrumentals, especially certain game soundtracks
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>>34817613
Calm down, Perez Hilton
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why did everyone name unc bands, doesn't anyone listen to new music
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>>34817653
most new music is trash
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>>34817650
Meant for
>>34817637
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>>34817653
I’ve been unc my whole life I’m afraid. I’m not cool
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>>34817653
i still listen to 100 gecs
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>>34817658
same
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>>34817617
>zuko really should've gone back and found that earth kingdom girl in ba sing se who really wanted his cock
REAL. Jin was so down bad for him and didn't even mind he was a firebender in Ba Sing Se.

>>34817634
>Or become a cucker himself
She did vent about her own relationship troubles with Sokka, but Zuko is too good of a person.
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>>34817659
:0 lets kiss rn
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>>34817594
I wish I could drink again

I called my dentist I told him I’m out of pills. I asked twice if I could have more in the voicemail lol
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>>34817658
100 gecs is kinda unc now
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>>34817653
>>34817657
If I’m really wracking my brain here I honestly haven’t followed any new bands or solo acts in maybe four years now. I’ve found a bunch more 20th century acts I liked though
>>34817658
I put them on for the first time in a while the other day
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>>34817602
>boomer detected
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>>34817598
How dare you>>34817594
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>>34817662
ok (≧▽≦)
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>>34817612
Ew
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>>34817613
Don’t do it you’ll feel better later. Work on yourself. It’ll get better.
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>>34817624
Don’t friend
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>>34817672
Why not?
>>
Do you guys remember blogs. Did you read any
I used to read the terrible blog Hipster Runoff in the 2010s. I found Grimes from that blog iirc
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>>34817667
>>34817669
>>34817671
>>34817672
I wanna fuck you so bad
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>>34817669
>>34817671
>>34817672
Stfu, trannoid
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>>34817663
Maybe giving some of those pills to your cousin wasnt the smartest idea lol
JK im sure it's fine
Also what's the worst that could happen if you just had a small glass of wine. Im sure it would be fine
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>>34817613
Listen to go out by blur and think of me
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>>34817476
>NTA.
Epstein
East Timor genocide
Funding Islamist groups
Torture
Irradiating childrens brains to study the effects
Not investigating the Saudi connection to 9/11
Supporting Saddam
Sterilizing Native women without their knowledge or consent
Testing bio weapons on Americans without their knowledge or consent

All just off the top of my head.
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>>34817667
Oh how high are you?
Just tagging random posts
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I feel soulless
I don't care for music
I don't care for animals
I don't care for people
I barely exist as a person
I should kill myself but my mom would understand and I can't do that to her
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>>34817677
put your name back on elftroon
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>>34817515
>my “friend” sucked his dick when we were dating
And you just let the cuckshit happen?
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>>34817679
You’re baaad
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Where can I find a moid willing to suck my clit but doesn’t expect oral back
>>
>>34817684
Did something happen to trigger this suicidal episode you're having?
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>>34817667
What did I do?
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>>34817687
We all know they are both cucking each other
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>>34817691
I mean, maybe if we had dinner first
>>
mmmneeneeneerYeah Woooaooaaahhhh
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>>34817683
I’ve had 3 ibuprofen and energy drinks
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>>34817687
The girl came up to me right after and said I have to tell you something and then she said you can punch me in the face as hard as as you want
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>>34817691
Lazy bait
>>
>>34817431
M
Psychology, esotericism, hockey, and >>34817439
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>>34817613
Ever had a psychedelic experience?
>>
>>34817696
Are you okay?
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>>34817695
where would u take me :3 sonic?
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>>34817655
Nobody remembers the shit music of yore because they died before you were born and the internet existed so only the survivors made it to you
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>>34817693
Blur is my fav band
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>>34817692
Not really
I feel it all the time
Sometimes I feel it harder than usual
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>>34816686
I don't understand, isn't 95cm like 3 feet tall?? How are these acceptable heights
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>>34817704
If you wanted sonic sure. But I would prefer a non-sonic restaurant
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>Kinda lonely I won't be able to talk to my brothers after work anymore now that little bro is gonna be working 3 to 12 midnight iget off at 3

I can go through days without speaking a single word sometimes if it's not with them
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>>34817591
Linkin Park
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>>34817693
>Why is this person caught in a manic episode giving out unhinged replies?
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>>34817682
>Irradiating childrens brains to study the effects
Correction, it was Israel that did this one. Not America.
>>
femanons how does a guy heal his heart after a women does him wrong
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>>34817690
Im going to go to a local winery to do a tasting this weekend. I'll make sure to think of you and your sobriety while I try the Cabernet Sauvignons.
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>>34817703
mmmneneenereneeeneryeah
mnneneneeneryeah
wooooaaaoaoaoaoaahhh
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>>34817699
At least she had the decency to admit that your husband chose to cheat on you
>>
>>34817719
Cab is my favorite…
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>>34817697
Was the ibuprofen coated with codeine?
>>
Hey everyone, how are we doing today?
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>>34817712
are u more of an applebees guy
>>
would you do porn if it offered some good money?
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>>34817730
im not a whore.
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>>34817722
Her boyfriends best friend fucked me in the ass and told Anna’s bf that his girl was a butterface
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>>34817730
Is do it for free pussy is good
>>
send a vocaroo speaking spanish and i would rate it from 1-10
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>>34817711
That’s band size I’m pretty sure
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>>34817729
I wouldn’t say no to that either but I prefer mom & pop establishments
So why receiving but no giving hm
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>>34817732
More cuckshit lore
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>>34817732
>if middle schoolers tried to write penthouse fanfics
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>>34817726
They are mine as well.
Though I will say a nice Pinot Blanc on a hot summer night is superb.
If you really like wines I'd say try out the Biltmore Winery. Just went there and the property is amazing but so are some of the wines
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>>34817732
>Her boyfriends best friend fucked me in the ass
While you were dating your husband?
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>>34817730
No. You'll have no job prospects if you go that route. OF has actually ruined porn because simps will throw money at hot bitches for no reason, so there are no new hot pornstars coming up.
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>>34817739
I got one earlier today too B)
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>>34817742
Yes
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>>34817730
No, mostly because when I have sex I want it to be meaningful. So casual sex isn't something I enjoy or seek. Also I get payed well enough for my skills that money doesn't tempt me like that
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>>34817746
>>34817725
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>>34817745
Hey look its me from five minutes ago. Where did you get this picture?
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>>34817737
>why receiving but no giving hm
its only fair, the clit is small and easy to suck on
penises are large (yes even the small ones) in comparison to a mouth and therefore not easy to suck on.
>>
I love porn
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>>34817721
Differential diagnosis?
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>>34817715
>>34817720
Too late now you gotta give her attention
>>
I genuinely don’t care much for this tranny
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>>34817746
Are you all just polyamorous freaks?
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>>34817751
>penises are large (yes even the small ones)
Dicklets off suicide watch after this post
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>>34817751
Seems fair enough to me
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>>34817751
We’re so back
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>>34817758
>Left
Would
>Right
Would
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>>34817756
An upside down burlap sack isn’t nearly close enough
>>
>>34817765
Shut up, dude, you are so fucking thirsty.
>>
>>34817728
Lazy bait
>>34817734
https://voca.ro/1tBo7l40HxBB
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Stupid computer making me want to eat anonymous stranger pussy
>>
>>34817767
name on, elf troon
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>>34817756
>shitty clothed pic with small tits
Meh. It's good that everyone ignored her. I'm proud of anons.
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>>34817770
I am largely unimpressed, I’d rather fuck my girlfriend
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>>34817774
I’ve no girlfriend
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>>34817762
>>34817763
Cucks
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>>34817755
See, even the doordash fatso knows how to do this
>>34817768
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>>34817771
You have to be retarded to feed an attentionwhore. Even if you think you're feeding them negative attention, you're still feeding them exactly what they want. The attentionwhore wins and everybody else loses, including you.
>>
>>34817756
He could have gotten that pic from anywhere.
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>>34817775
C’est la vie
>>
>>34817776
I suspect a hand or two might touch my wiener and perhaps the pussy might even touch my wiener in this hypothetical. I’m not tripping
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>>34817780
La vie.

Now what?
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>>34817776
Anything besides raw piv with a virgin is cuckoldry
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>>34817783
If she won't suck your cock she won't do anything else to it faggot
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>>34817778
he will never post a voca and we all know why.
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>>34817780
Someday I will again be the boyfriend
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>>34817791
I would prefer them to never post anything at all, and that's only going to happen when you stop feeding them attention.
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>>34817770
I never felt this way about any posts.
>ohh this impersonal anonymous "femanon" posted something for everyone
Just seems lame if you can find bitches to talk to 1-on-1 online. And they're not as entitled as the femanons here who think they're hot shit because they have 100 nerd orbiters wanting their attention.
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>>34817786
Consider finding a girlfriend I suppose
>>
>>34817768
>https://voca.ro/1tBo7l40HxBB
Hot
would've been hotter if you had a Columbian accent
8/10
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>>34817691
Depends on if you mean sometimes or every time. I don't think many guys would be able to take no oral EVER. It'd start feeling like you don't actually enjoy his bits, which nobody wants to feel, I imagine.
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>>34817797
How does this help? You said to say la vie and so I said it, but nothing happened.
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>>34817802
Ah, ha ha ha
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>>34817800
is allowing his penis in the vagina not enough?
>>
dunscremabouudontthinkalouddd
turnyurheadnowbabyjusspitmeout
dunscremabouudontthinkalouddd
turnyurheadnowbabyjusspitmeout
whaahfollowmeeetohiyaahgrounddd
lostasyusweaarriiaaaaaaaaaaaam
>>
>>34817801
Why do I feel like you were about to say step bro at the end of that sentence.
Maybe I need to stop watching porn
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>>34817806
And all you expected was sonic? Anon…
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>>34817806
Will you do anal
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>>34817813
Did you feel guilty when you cheated?
>>
Do you guys want anything from the kitchen
>>
>>34817809
whats wrong with sonic
>>34817811
unlikely but not as unlikely as oral
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>>34817300
Correct answers
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>>34817806
Yes. While that is plenty intimate, it's not necessarily showing your desire and enthusiasm. I mean, how would you feel if he never wanted to touch your boobs outside of hugging?
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>>34817817
who
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>>34817798
https://voca.ro/158E1hSPkUEe
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>>34817818
>whats wrong with sonic
Nothing at all I guess I’m just not used to cheap dates
>>
women look cute wearing blue
>>
men look cute wearing nothing but boxers and socks
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>>34817817
Fetch me a tradwife please
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>>34817759
We live to fight another day.
>>
>>34817821
Are you an owl
>>34817827
I’ve got beer and sparkling water what do you want
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>>34817814
Yes
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>>34817822
Didn't listen, but I remember when you got jealous of some other girl posting her voice a few years ago, and you started trying to compete with your ugly hag fat voice, lol.
>>
>>34817826
and then they say moids are perverts
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>>34817832
shut up and strip!!! >:3
>>
>>34817830
Do you feel guilty when you post pics of yourself on 4chan?
>>
>>34817830
We were alcoholics but yes I still do feel shameful about it
>>
>>34817830
Don't you think you should make more of an effort to be faithful then?
>>
>>34817833
nyo >:c
>>
>>34817819
Thanks for noticing.
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>>34817834
Y-yes
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>>34817830
You were taking it up the ass. I don’t think that was guilt you were feeling.
>>
>>34817839
Are you bipolar? Have you tried lithium?
>>
>>34817839
If this place encourages you to be a bad person, then why don't you go away and stop coming here?
>>
yeah yeah yeah yeah
oooh ooh ooh ooh
yeeeaaaaaaaa
>>
>>34817841
I was but they are on the do not take because I’ve have psychosis on them
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>>34817842
drugs are bad stop doing them
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>>34817841
Major depressive disorder with psychotic episodes oh
>>
Technically bbc then
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>>34817834
part of me loves the attention and compliments but the other part of me is deeply ashamed and dies a little bit every time I do it
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Femanons, have you considering getting a nice ass to fix your problems?
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>>34817844
>>34817847
>>34817848
will the real elf please stand up
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>>34817848
lol that’s not me!
>>
PM didn't even get rolled, politics is such a cocktease.
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>>34817841
nta im scared that at any moment my depression will graduate into bipolar

>bipolar runs in my family
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>>34817850
This
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>>34817844
>>34817847
Have they tried pairing lithium with an atypical?
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>>34817854
what cunt are you from bwo
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>>34817850
Probably shouldn’t do it anymore even though I like lookin
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>>34817835
Is that why I can't do body shots off you anymore?
>>
doesn't lithium explode when you put it in water?
>>
>>34817855
Are there risk factors you can mitigate?
>>
>>34817857
What I’m on now is working kind of. I’m supposed to take my meds with 500 cal. If things get bad I can’t go back on Abilify and become a fat whale.
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>>34817855
That’s not really how that works. I think you’d know by now even if you had bipolar II
>>
Everyone one is getting diagnosed with depression but the fact is they're just poor. I'm objectively a loser with nothing going for me and no hope of it getting better but I have enough money so it's chill.
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>>34817859
>I like lookin
gay!
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>>34817863
Stooop
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>>34817863
Elemental lithium, not lithium carbonate
>>
>>34817868
D: my radar was off?
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>>34817858
Aotearoa.
>>
i want moid butt :((((
>>
>>34817870
Not me, stop in the name of the law!
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>>34817865
>What I’m on now is working kind of.
That's good, but you're still compelled to microcheat with neckbeards on the internet
>>
>>34817831
>didn't listen
Didn't read.
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>>34817866
I think 18-24 is the typical onset? Ive had depression since i was a kid so i think that indicates a genetic predisposition to depression rather than environmental
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>>34817873
To paw at?
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>>34817873
females can do nothing and get nothing from moid but, therefore you're actually a gay
>>
i hate dwarves.
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>>34817822
I have no idea what you are saying but I know understand why men pay people for ASMR
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>>34817818
Well that’s not a no, good enough for me
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>>34817874
Why didn't you tell that to the guy who fucked you while you were dating your second husband?
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>>34817879
i can grab (gently) at moid butts? have u forgotten?
>>34817878
and much more
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>>34817826
I don't wear underwear or socks. What a fucked up day.
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>>34817871
I'm a man!
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>>34817879
Women love slapping and grabbing my ass. They’re perverts
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>>34817866
NTA but onset of bipolar symptoms can happen at any age
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I fuck elves
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>>34817875
Yes I’ve accepted I’m a piece of shit.
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>>34817691
I enjoy eating pussy for the love of the game.
I can accept that sucking dick is off the table BUT would you still let me rub my cock on your face and give it kisses?
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>>34817883
You’re too much
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>>34817847
Doesn't excuse your cheating, what did you do to make your first husband leave?
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>>34817870
Why does carbon have to be so stupid and make everything so stable in chemistry.
All my homes hate carbon
Silica is superior
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turns out everyone is morally inconsistent
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Somebody call for an exterminator?
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>>34817881
>but I know understand
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>>34817884
>and much more
Much to think about. You seem cute
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>>34817896
being morally consistent 100% of the time is extremely difficult. humans make mistakes.
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>>34817894
Postpartum depression and online cheating with my current husband
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All real men know ladies have beards
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>>34817891
I wish i was that skinny
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>>34817893
>says the cheating slut who shits the thread up with 3 posts a minute
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CAW
CAW
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>>34817898
Blame autocorrect and my lack of reading comprehension before sending
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>>34817903
I thought gay men had beards
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Why is the way men talk about relationships with women so predatory?

"There are other fish in the sea", "you don't ask a fish for advice on how to catch a fish", just all this talk about how to "get" women like they are a trophy to hunt.

It's creepy. Why do guys talk that way?
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>>34817906
*throws seeds into a birdfeeder*
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>>34817905
I’m gonna shut my mouth now
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>>34817891
>Yes I’ve accepted I’m a piece of shit.
As is your nature.
>>34817890
>t. Jeetmer
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>>34817910
*satisfied chirping*
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>>34817909
Whenever I split hairs about this kind of language around dating, I get called a faggot.
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>>34817905
Shut the fuck up you tappen crusted fat furry.
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>>34817909
Cause women are shit at communication
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>>34817908
Men have beards but not all beards have men
Words to live by my friend
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Wassup
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I think it's cute when a foid has a unibrow and a little mustache.
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>>34817919
Not much just chiln hbu
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>>34817909
>guy gets his heart broken
>his friends use a simple analogy to make him feel better
>"OMG MEN ARE SO CREEPY I AM NOT A FISH"
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>>34817917
nta, men are too blunt they need to slow down a little
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>>34817905
You can leave.
No one is forcing you to stay here
Have you ever considered we enjoy having elf around?
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>mfw i find out half the music i listen to has religious origins
the fuck
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>>34817915
Stay out of it doordash fatso
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>>34817918
Thank you for sharing your wisdom, Mr. Davis
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>>34817923
no
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I think it's cute when women have angry eyebrows
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>>34817912
Fine I’ll be better
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>>34817926
Fuck you with a duck dildo, screw ball.
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>>34817924
>we enjoy having elf around?
>we
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>>34817925
that's not necessarily a bad thing. sunny day real estate put out some real good shit after their lead singer went born again christian.
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>>34817926
Im a Dwarf thats what we are here for
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>>34817933
And you have my sword!
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>>34817925
To everything, turn, turn, turn...
There is a season, turn, turn, turn...
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>>34817924
Speak for yourself, simpcuck
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Women, which panties are you wearing?
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>>34817922
>Man feels entitled to a woman's attention
>His friends encourage him with misogynistic language
ftfy
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>>34817930
Aww dont lie again
What's changed to make you be better?
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>>34817934
did he split off from the rest of the band?
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Women if you were a pirate what would your pirate name be?
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>>34817939
Wearing full panties meant for my period because I'm doing laundry.
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>>34817881
Do you know how she looks like, though?
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>>34817942
I wanna be a good little whore to my husband.
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I'm going on a sex strike from foids until they clean their act up.
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>>34817941
Asking a woman out is not feeling entitled to a woman's attention doe
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>>34817923
Women beat around the bush too much, can we meet in the middle
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>>34817938
Im sorry but what part about enjoying a females company is simp behavior?
Im not worshipping the ground she steps on im just enjoying her being here.
If that makes me a simp then I understand why incels can't even talk to a chick let alone date one
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>>34817911
>I’m gonna shut my mouth now
Still waiting for that
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>>34817939
these
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>>34817950
YOU FORGOT TO PUT YOUR NAME AS CHAD
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Why are you so obsessed with 'investigating' other people's genitalia to figure out if they're the 'right' gender?
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thinking about women's thigh gaps :3
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>>34817944
iirc the band broke up but then got back together (with the lead singer) and made their third album with a lot of christian themes. their best known track from that era is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MMpYIuDMlg and it's pretty good
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>>34817957
>
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>>34817956
A company of a cheater who keeps cheating on her husband?
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>>34817947
That's the beauty of ASMR it doesn't have to be visual.
Also I have seen her. Maybe not her fave but the parts I did see were very nice. Would look at her again/10
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>>34817959
>thinking about ripping apart kp’s cheap panties
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>>34817965
>kitten
That's the name the troon chose
>>34817959
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>>34817959
I'll pay you $10 for them
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>>34817963
why?
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>>34817945
I'd be a terrible pirate so something like Miss Fortune A. Waits
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>>34817949
Are you going to finally get on your knees when he gets home and show him how much you appreciate his work?
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>>34817939
Women who like fat guys should answer this question
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>>34817968
Why?

>>34817970
Why?
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>>34817950
Good job anon, that'll learn em
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>>34817977
Anon’s a real catch. Foids’ll break any day now you just watch
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>>34817976
Why do you call yourself Kitten like a discord rape victim?
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>>34817959
>the BLACKED panties
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>>34817952
If you have the attitude we're talking about here, it is.
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>>34817976
Cheap panties make me horny
Expensive panties too but I’m much less willing to tease those apart for obvious reasons
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>>34817939
None, I have to take them off halfway through the day
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yeeah yeah yeah
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>>34817975
106 KILOS!
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>>34817983
tear*
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>>34817975
Lmao
Im not trying to have sex with her.
You do realize women are more than a hole right?
They have interests and hobbies. It can be enjoyable to engage with them without a sexual undertone
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Why did men stop approaching exactly?
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>>34817969
Stop projecting your troonchasing onto women, freak.
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You will rue the day you underestimated India
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>>34817967
>it doesn't have to be visual.
it never was supposed to be visual it's all about the sounds
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This is a genuinely horrible place for someone on the autistical spectrum to be, much less take advice from
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>>34817983
Just find a rich man to pay for your shit. It can't be that hard.
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>>34817975
Why did Moids create this cope with fake pics?
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>>34817955
..deal -_-
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>>34817978
I can already feel a swift in the vibrational atmosphere
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>>34817994
100% lol
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>>34817988
>They have interests and hobbies.
Like fucking dogs and neglecting their own children?
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>>34817971
it's my fetish :3
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>>34817994
the advice here is pretty terrible, i only come here because these threads can be fun sometimes
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>>34817992
I'm not Pakistani so that doesn't concern me. I do know a weirdly high amount of Americans and Brits who did online degrees from O.P. Jindal University though.
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Shift. God I can't type today
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>>34817997
World peace achieved
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>>34817996
It's a real one, thobeit
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>>34817973
Yes
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Maybe I should get one of those really hard jigsaws to do.
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>>34817994
Atoga is a bucket and we are all crabs
However it does let the autist hone one’s ability to sense bs
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>>34817989
The truth?
Its difficult and our society rewards risk-adverse behaviors
So men are routinely incentivized just to not play the game.
Then you get Tik Tok like these
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>>34818012
If you have the patience for it, why not? There's worse ways to kill time
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advice is basically the dumping ground for psychos who mask every day at work
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>>34818015
>The truth?
You can't handle the truth
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>>34818015
Thank you chatgpt
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>>34817939
None.
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>>34818011
Good, Im sure he will appreciate it

After that we are telling him about your infidelity
Cause you deserve to not have that weight hanging over your head
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>>34817964
neat.
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Since we're all in agreement the advice here is terrible, what's the best piece of dating advice you ever got from somewhere/someone outside of /atoga/?

For me, it was to stop viewing dating as a game of winning/losing and start thinking of it as a way to find the right fit. As a mega autist, it really helped lower my stress levels on dates.
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>>34818018
I’m not an autist or a psycho, just depressed and addicted to posting online
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atoga moids be like : today i will bully femanons for no reason
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Listen Incels, I'm sayin' my chick bad, my chick hood.
My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could!
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>>34817817
Yeah a snack
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>>34818002
>cooked dinner
>went to the park
>read three books
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>>34818029
Sometimes I do be like that
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I'm gonna cum in the crab bucket
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>>34818020
That was a great movie
I want to watch it again but with someone.
Do you think there is a service to get people together to watch random movies
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>>34818029
I haven’t bullied anyone today. A femanon liked me enough she wanted to chain me up in her basement iirc
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I wonder if one day it will be possible to be a work from home sniper drone pilot.
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>>34818029
bitch literally revealed she let some dude fuck her in the ass while dating her future husband and continues to emotionally cheat on him here
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>>34817992
If i told you to "eat shit" it would be cannibalism.
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>>34818024
It’s like old 4chan. I’m so proud of you
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>>34818021
Wow I've never been called an AI before.
Thanks Jew
Im sure the Palantir check will clear by tonight
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>>34818029
If you post selfies, you deserve to be bullied.
If you beg for selfies, you deserve to be bullied.

Oh, look at that, only the selfie gang is being bullied today. GO BACK TO /soc/ WHERE YOU BELONG, DUMBASS.
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>>34818037
This is why we can’t have nice things
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>>34818041
It's pretty normal to play the field before you develop an exclusive relationship, not sure what you've got your little panties in a twist about.
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>>34818033
>Cooks dinner
>Mac and cheese
> Roasted Chicken
Where was the vegetable elf?
A meal needs to be well rounded
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So where exactly are girls meeting cute guys at now? They aren't at bars.
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>>34818029
This is the price they chose to pay for namefaggotry
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>>34818046
So, it won't be any different from how crabs are often served in heavy layers of melted cheese at your local Chinese buffet. Just eat the sperm sautée on your crustaceans and enjoy them.
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>>34818029
>>34818045
>you deserve to be bullied for being a female because I like that
Stop pushing your inferiority insecurity on femanons. Grow up.
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>tiktok spammer is back
owari da…
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>>34818047
>before you develop an exclusive relationship

>>34817894
>what did you do to make your first husband leave?
>>34817902
>online cheating with my current husband
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>>34818040
Probably. It’ll pay well too
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>>34817939
burgundy red Ines., I have the ck ones as well but they ride up and are uncomfy
>>34817825
blues my least favourite colour tho
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>>34818043
Haha no
Im an old redditor
Old 4chan was a bit too much even for me
>(2012)
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>>34818048
steamed broccoli
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>>34818046
it's ok I ate lots of pineapple:3
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>>34818029
The reason: sexual gratification
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moids ar eeither evil rape or burrowing hermit
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>>34818050
This is a couple of Jersey 9s I take it?
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>>34818053
Men get bullied for posting selfies and/or begging for selfies too, you dumbass.
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>>34818050
We're not.
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>>34817956
>company
You are on a basket weaving forum
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>If mostly attracted to women, only rarely attracted to men
What's your type in men?

>If mostly attracted to men, only rarely attracted to women
What's your type in women?

I have an anecdotal theory that when one gender is the "exception" for you, you tend to have weird tastes in that gender.
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>>34818059
Actually that does sound pretty good
Give yourself a pat on the back
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>>34817984
>>34818023
What the fuck do you mean none? That's lewd!
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>>34818026
If you like someone, you should ask them out or at least ask if there's a mutual attraction.

If you're into someone, talk to them about it, because that's a healthier approach than "just stop looking and the right one will come."
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urge to hornypost growing
must not make thread worse
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>>34818068
>basket weaving forum
I thought this was a Mongolian throat signing forum
My bad
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>>34818062
*hermetically seals myself away from femanons*
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>>34818073
Im horny all day! >:(
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>>34818050
What the hell is a run club? That doesn't sound like a real thing.
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>>34818058
2012-2014 was 4chan's Revenge of the Sith moment, except instead of Sith it's like all the little extremely-online Anakin Skywalkers started becoming gross incels. Fucking GamerGate.
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>>34818075
Bro this thread has been ass for ever.
You can't possibly make it worse
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>>34818078
WHY ARENT YOU COMING TO BARS AAAAAARGHHHHHH
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>>34818079
Doesn't excuse your cheating on your cucked husband again
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>>34818061
are they kind of like the trans rabbit guy in that circus cartoon?
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>>34818058
Of fucking course you’re one of those guys
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Notice how the Gen-Z stare is no longer a thing anymore and all the Foids stopped doing it after they got exposed?
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>>34818084
I miss breaking into the bars


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWjgS4O1Aes
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>>34818084
I don’t like loud noises and crowds; autism
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>>34818069
f, mostly attracted to women. i like nerdy guys that are well groomed
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>>34818082
Yeah instead I was just learning when the Narwhal bacon.
Gamergate was 2015 I thought?
2012 on Reddit was the Ron Paul era and its when I became a libertarian
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>>34818092
I will choose to believe this is JH giving us a little treat
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>>34818082
4chan was always an "incel" website, you just didn't use that oxymoronic word at the beginning
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>>34818069
All women now are basically Bi.
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>>34818095
Gamergate was 2014.
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>>34818086
My friends are worse
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>>34818092
DO NOT CLICK
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>>34818094
>well groomed nerds
Hi
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>>34818093
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FIND GF
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>>34818096
It is. She was posting about it earlier today
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>>34818103
hii, what are your interests and hobbies?
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>>34818100
Then why are they still your friends, why do you support their degeneracy?
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Why do Latinas keep stealing all the Top Tier white guys? Is that why you don't see them at clubs anymore?
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>>34818099
Jesus its been that long
I still remember thinking it was a cover up for Pizza Gate which was happening around the same time
Simpler times. Wish we could go back
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>>34818095
My timeline is fuzzy, I know I was extremely fucking creeped out by all the genuine Elliot Rodger hero worship after the Isla Vista massacre happened. Because before then I'd just dismissed the misogyny on this site as shitposting, letting off steam, or LARPing as some jaded mid-century novelist that drank a lot of whiskey while bitching about the lady folks. That was a shock to the system, "holy fuck, the people shitting on women here and talking about violence against women are actually serious. Jesus Christ."
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>giving an attention whore 4 yous all asking basically the same question
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I made braised chicken and sourdough and its really good :)

>>34818084
this guy i know told me at a party a few days ago that i need to go to a bar

>>34818090
How old are you
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>>34818105
It's clearly just a random pic with no context. Move on to the next thing to talk about.
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>>34818109
I stopped hanging out with her, but I was updated on more shameful news with her and some guy she met at a “munch”
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>>34818115
lol ok lady
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>>34818103
>well groomed nerds
I'm a nerd, and I'm pretty sure I was groomed.
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Moids, the general stinginess you are not putting forth in dating and relationships is no longer being tolerated! Relationships are not transactional!
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That was fucking nasty.
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>>34818121
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>>34818112
I remember thinking it smelled fishy as shit and suspected a lot of bad faith actors were using this site to radicalize young men and politically alienate them.
I remember what it was like before. There was shock humor, not actual hate.
Some people tried to use the culture of shock humor to create a culture of hate here, and I think they were aided in those efforts by the intelligence community.
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>>34818115
nice samefagging to make sure everyone knew it was you
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>>34818104
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>34818121
Ultimately, the only thing a woman wants to be is a whore
Otherwise their love wouldn't be transactions based
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>>34818108
Good smells, right now I’m drafting up my shopping list so I can get into DIY perfumery
I’m also reading again, I just picked up Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep and a collection of Lovecraft stories. Just finished reading Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
I had a brief phase where I was really into visible mending, like Sashiko, but that’s on pause for now until I put my clothes through more wear and tear.
What are your hobbies and interests?
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>>34818069
I mean NTA but I'm (m) into most types of women, with men I pretty much just only like guys who have kind of this glam rock or hair metal thing going on in how they look, partly it's the androgyny partly it's the performer energy. Like contrast with, army guys and gym rats are a turn off. Some male athletes I'd go for, but more like tennis and competitive swimming than rugby and American football.
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Kek, Iroh didn't wan't to be canceled
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>>34818114
You made homemade sourdough?
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>>34818125
This post looks more like samefagging if anything.
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I want to eat a big sandwich and touch a skinny woman’s ass.
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>>34818090
I would have sex with the brown foid while Sydney Sweeney watched
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>>34818132
She used the yeast and bacteria from her pussy.
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>>34818136
>>34818138
y r moids so...
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>>34818105
What, when
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>>34818127
what if i want to be a mother? Is that transactional?
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>>34818130
Gay
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>>34818141
Some discussion about softcore vs hardcore nudes
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>>34818121
What exactly is the value of "feminine energy"? Besides just bitching and complaining about everything and expecting everyone else to do things for you.
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>>34818132
yes!
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>>34818147
Hot
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>>34818112
Elliot Rodger was and has always been a symptom of a much larger problem.
Men emotionally checking out of life
The reason they praised him was because he took action to change his situation
Something most anons are too afraid to do
Its why they cheer from the sidelines
Be warned they can be manipulated by a sufficiently charismatic leader. That could lead them to something violent in the name of change. Watch out
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>>34818143
>bipolar mother
oh god
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>>34818128
ohh there's certain scents I like, pretty much gives away where I'm from though (tea tree, eucalyptus, coconut and lime, strawberry). I looked into perfume making too at one point and I think it looks fun
electric sheep is a great read. really interesting to watch blade runner after reading it IMO. speaking of which the book the blade runner is really good. rn I'm reading a memoir however

my hobbies are HiFi audio, archery, fashion design (haven't done this in a while), draeing, and honestly really broad research rabbit holes.
you sound interesting, I like it when people have niche interests
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>>34818150
>Be warned
>Watch out
Lmao
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>>34818145
The ass zits go nicely with the ghetto acrylics
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>>34818153
Gamers are rising up dude this is serious.
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>>34818150
Your post sounds like an extremely pathetic threat from an extremely pathetic mind.
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>>34818156
He sounds like a wolf in chud’s clothing. A bit on the nose
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>>34818152
>you sound interesting
>>34818156
>extremely pathetic mind
Duality of atoga
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We live in a just in time society, and what that actually mean is we are always literally just about 2 really bad weeks away from everything going to shit. If it ever does go bad it will turn very quickly
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>>34818153
>>34818155
>>34818156
in college this one moid i knew who nonstop talked about elliot rodger and would quote him also had a gf. was funny to me.
>>
Yearning
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>>34818150

This is the same mindset as the emotionally unstable crash out kid you went to school with who always went on an "I know karate and I can beat. you up!" rant. The mentality of someone who is too fucking stupid and emotionally constipated to think of solving their problems any way other than violence.
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>>34818159
theyre different people no?
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>>34818167
They're taking to the same anon
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>>34818161
t. edgelord who just watched Falling Down for the first time yesterday
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>>34817956
Holy fuck lol
>>
Can someone explain this duality of Foids here?
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>>34818164
He was a political prisoner
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>>34818143
It’s the best
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>>34818140
>>34818055
Foids, why would you cheat on your husband right after giving birth and then cheat on your second husband with some drunk?
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>>34818168
are they? i said I liked nerdy guys and he responded to me but the other post is a different conversation chain all together
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>>34818172
No, honey, you're thinking of Nelson Mandela.
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>>34818171
Lazy bait.
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>>34818018
True, they should be dragged into the street and shot
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>>34818169
I'm more talking about society in general, not any single one person. Like people can't live off the land, grow their own food, make potable water without electricity. If a solar flare fried everything I'm fairly confident 90% of the west would die out in the first year.
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>>34818177
No that poor young man was suffering in bondage under his cruel gf
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aonther day wasted *cuts*
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>>34818058
Explains everything
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>>34818176
It's the same guy he's just having two conversations duh, nothing stopping him.
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>>34818182
This emo mf said aonther
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>>34818171
But actually, why doesn't he have hoes unless he can't pull them?
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>>34818186
asshole *Cuts again*
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>>34818185
oh. the emotionally checking out thing is so lame and I dont think its true
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>>34818151
Im getting a double stem degree at a top university, i think i can take care of a little person
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>>34818143
>what if i want to be a mother?
To mutilate your baby's cock, to make him more like your J*wish father who dumped your mother?
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>>34818187
Why would I want hoes if I’m trying to date a woman? Hoes are annoying
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>>34818152
>tea tree, eucalyptus, coconut and lime, strawberry
My gut reaction is to call you a chinese austrailian but I'm sure thats not right
>rn I'm reading a memoir
Whos memoir?
>HiFi audio
Radical, whats your set up right now? I had a phase where I took a deep dive into HiFi audio. I don't use speakers and ended up settling for some SHP 9500's
>archery
Sick, archers have nice back muscles
>fashion design
Maybe you could design me a medieval bee keeper pattern c:
>research rabbit holes
Would you tell me about your most recent deep dive
>You sound interesting
Thank you, I try to be. You sound interesting too.
>>34818168
No the fuck they aren't cause I'm one of them
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>>34818166
And?
Im not saying they are smart
Or that they will meaningfully enact the change they seek
What i am saying is that we as a collective society have a responsibility to not let incels stew in their own echo chambers waiting around for a "savior"
We can and should de-radicalize them before then
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Do Foid apartments really do be like this?
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>>34818190
>top university
Stop the cap!
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men how would u feel abt a gf who held onto ur arm basically the entire time u guys were together
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>>34818189
You can think this or that but that doesn't change what really is now does it
Also I think it's funny how he's also who >>34818170 replied to lol
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>>34818190
you'd be surprised how many dysfunctional children of smart people there are
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>>34818198
Very warm and fuzzy
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>>34818190
You absolutely cannot, you would be the worst type of parent
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Why did women lie so much about this?
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>>34818190
Being intelligent is not the same as being wise
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>>34816686
women is a massage good as foreplay? it kinda might maybe be a fetish of mine and if i had a gf i'd want to try giving her one.
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My dad was a doctor and my mom worked in a uni and they absolutely failed all 3 of their children, it doesn't count for shit.
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>>34818195
where the fuck is the clothing
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>>34818196
Sir we've investigated her family lineage
It checks out
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>>34818192
To project value.
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>>34818175
Anon, I…
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>>34818198
i would feel very good
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>>34818191
Well i want a daughter, so

>>34818196
Do you want proof?

>>34818200
>you'd be surprised how many dysfunctional children of smart men there are
smart women dont raise dysfunctional children unless they are unhealthy
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>>34818198
I would feel she left herself wide open for a hip toss.
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all of the super smart but mentally ill college people are
-1000000000 wisdom
+100000000 int but the negative wisdom makes them brain dead retarded in social situations 50% of the time so in reality it's
-100000000 int when it really matters
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I rolled all 1s in character creation what do I do
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>>34818199
Why are you slinging dirt on my name for no reason :/
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>>34818207
What do you mean?
Being a latchkey kid was amazing
Got to throw parties cause they were always out for the weekend
Had a new car to pick up my friends in
Sure I always felt like I was seeking their approval by always agreeing with anything they wanted
But otherwise it was fine
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>>34818209
i need a jewish gf NOW
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>>34818193
youre right that I'm Australian but I'm not Chinese, I just like tea tree lol

readme.txt, by Chelsea manning. I'm interested in it mainly for the wiki leaks stuff because it was huge when I was a kid, the other stuff she writes about is just depressing to read

rn my setups are a voll p44 (super budget) and a q acoustic 3010I. looking at upgrading to some floor standings or decent bookshelves for my listening and eventually av room

i mainly design dresses and skirts because the ones I like are usually way too expensive and made of non cotton materials. the bee costumes look interesting, I never really thought about how they must have existed before modern materials. are you interested in mediaeval fashion?

most recent dive has been about acoustic treatment of rooms, including the math behind it (eg pic related)
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fellas

Is it wrong to ask out the niece of the department secretary who's helping me get my funds for my final semester?
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>>34818219
And now you’re here
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>>34818214
>unless they are unhealthy
Says the terminally online, mentally ill girl on 4chan who thinks that following a education curriculum will somehow give her the wisdom to take care of another human. You're a joke.
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>>34818219
Nobody mentioned latchkeys
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Creature is asleep on my ass
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>>34818195
i do actually like this, but just less cluttered would be ideal

>>34818206
massage as in proper massage is best after sex, but fondling softly is good foreplay
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MEN, WHAT IS YOUR PENIS SIZE AND WOULD YOU CHANGE IT IF YOU COULD?
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>>34818220
Sir for only three shekels a day you can house a homeless mizrahi jew. Maybe she can even be your gf one day
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>>34818204
Lazy bait
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im not good at talking to people and sub 100 iq and bad spatial awareness and i trip over my own feet when i walk and i can't do math in my head and i have no attention span and bad memory
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>>34818218
Ok bro
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men what would u do if i woke up in the middle of the night to find a femanon suckling on ur nipple
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>>34818230
It’s larger than average and no and why are you yelling
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>>34818225
please give me a REAL reason why you think i cant raise a kid
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>>34818226
The post i replied to mentioned parents that were never around.
Which by definition makes a latchkey child.
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>>34818236
Grab the gun off my nightstand and blow her brains out
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>>34818195
That coffee table is fighting for its life!
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>>34818234
Same
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>>34818230
i always thought i had a tiny dick but then i measured it for the first time recently and it was just over 6 inches i couldn't believe it, i remeasured like 3 times in utter disbelief. i'm a small guy in terms of height and weight so this was reality-shattering for me.
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>>34818236
Nipple sucking war + I’m smacking your ass
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>>34818236
Screaming and considering my gf isn't a femanon she'd probably start stabbing you after that
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>>34818238
you'd probably sell your child for 20 (you)s
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>>34818239
You fucking idiot. The post was highlighting how academic and career accomplishments don't have any bearing on parenthood. Nowhere in that post was parental absence even implied.
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>>34818195
I know this is mostly a joke, but one thing that rings true is women and their support for the basket industrial complex.
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>>34818238
You regularly have meltdowns ITT over not getting appreciation from strangers on the internet. Being a mother is an even less thankless job, and it lasts at least 18 years. There's one of several.
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>>34818240
Ew wtf
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>>34818245
>atoga moid w a gf
this is illegal stop that
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>>34818238
You're Cluster B
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>>34818249
Less appreciated, thankless*
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>>34818249
Yes yes very thankless but you learn patience!!
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>>34818250
There is no logical reason why a woman aside from my mother would be in my house. Therefore she is either
a. A vampire, ontologically evil.
b. A serial killer
c. A serial killer vampire
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>>34818249
thats not a reason
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>>34818234
do you have a learning disorder or autism?
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>>34818238
Suicidal ideation. Having a parent who threatens suicide is Hell. Your problems won't be solved by having a child, you'll still be the same person with the same problems then as now, so you'll want to put an innocent child in a living Hell. You are selfish and you only want a child like an accessory, like a cute purse to finish off your mental image of yourself, rather than as a human being who has a life of their own and who thrives or suffers based on your behavior.
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Would women go to Waffle House with me?
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>>34818256
what if i just like u and followed u home
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>>34818236
The grammar is not grammaring here.
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>>34818221
>Australian but not Chinese
Close enough
>are you interested in mediaeval fashion
Its only a passing interest and really its just for LARP purposes
>setup
comfy
>Chelsea Manning
I might look into it, the main wikileaks incident I remember was Snowden
>fashion design
Very frugal of you, I approve
>acoustic treatment of rooms
Is your HiFi audio interest a recent development then or has this been something youve been working towards for a while now?
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The spirits are enraged and demand a sacrifice.
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>>34818257
It's a well-informed reason, you asked for it. Another reason would be that you don't respect your own privacy, sharing nudes online and sharing details of your life with people who would actively antagonize you if they could. I wouldn't trust someone like you to maintain the necessary privacy of a child.
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>>34818261
not american but isnt waffle house the place that always has people fighting?
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My darling
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>>34818269
I’ve waffled at their house several times and haven’t witnessed a fight but it is indeed a very low class establishment
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>>34818230
6"x5.5"
I'd like a 7 but I'm perfectly happy with my current set up
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>>34818255
You're not patient enough to wait for your husband to get home to show your naked body, so you post it here instead. So clearly it doesn't teach enough patience.
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>>34818263
Do you realize how insane that sounds?
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>>34818271
Yes, honey
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>>34818235
Just kinda weird to do for zero gain
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>>34818263
Come to my house instead of his
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Wherever she is, I hope my future nudist housewife is doing okay
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>>34818274
I didn’t show my naked body
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>>34818251
If I have to be arrested for love then so be it officer
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>>34818266
ohh you do larping? thats cool, I want to go to one of the old style festivals one day. maybe I could even design a dress for it

wiki leaks was insanely huge here because assange is Australian. I'm glad he's a free man now

I've always been interested in audio and in hs I did a cert in music, so its like more a continuation and extension of an already existing interest. one day I'd like to design my own speakers (its a lot note involved than just putting some drivers in a box, the only thing is I suck at cad and I dont know how to design a crossover.
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>>34818268
This is not a real reason

>>34818259
This is a real reason

except im not suicidal anymore and i dont see a child as an accessory
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Femanons, what if I hold your hand real tight and gaze up at the sky? What if I give you shining light and never say goodbye? Isn't it all so crystal clear how we change? What if I follow you, would the questions still remain? Is it me, is it you? We just have different points of view. Could be right, could be wrong. Things only last for just so long
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>>34818279
She isn't, she's sending nudes on /atoga/
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Kitten better freeze her eggs like AOC if she wants hope.
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Did women hear about my large penis
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My parents sent nudes to strangers on the internet and I turned out okay. Well not that bad.
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>>34818287
Eh, it only took me a month to get pregnant at 40
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>>34818277
Your dishonesty makes you feel clever but hiding the fact that you're a bad person doesn't make you good
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>>34818283
>except im not suicidal anymore and i dont see a child as an accessory
You're not suicidal TODAY. You will be suicidal again in the future, and you're an avoidant person who refuses to deal with your issues. You call yourself a shame motivated person, but you're pretty shameless about how you make yourself a burden and place your issues onto everyone else, instead of taking responsibility for yourself.

It's not your fault that you're mentally ill, and you never asked to be born the way that you were born, but it is your fault that you refuse to manage yourself.
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>>34818261
Yea.
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>>34818261
I went there once a few months ago, it was one of the trashiest restaurants ive ever seen. And it was the urban waffle house next to GaTech, not some backwater rural waffle house. The only worse restaurant ive been to was a wendy's that had boarded up windows
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>>34818288
No thanks for bringing it to my attention
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>>34818290
I mean it happens, but technically that is a geriatric pregnancy with low chance of conception and high chance of miscarriage.
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>>34818290
>pregnant at 40
It makes sense now
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I'm tired. I wanna spend the night with her
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>>34818290
Did the kid come out healthy? No downs syndrome?
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>>34818294
I love it. Cheap greasy food made feet away from my stupid face
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>>34818279
I'm thinking about a cookie, doing laundry, doing skincare.
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>>34818300
It has fetal alcohol syndrome.
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>>34818294
The trash is the appeal of a WH
I'm surprised you dont like grease
Its a staple of the chain.
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I could have sex if I felt like it, I just don't feel like it.
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men, I gotta pee
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>>34818306
Get up lazy
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>>34818282
>One day I'd like to design my own speakers
Oh you're like DEEP into it, thats cool as hell
>I'm glad he's a free man now
As far as I'm concerned he did the morally right thing. I thought he was still in prison so its nice to hear he finally got to return to his country.
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>>34818306
*opens mouth*
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>>34818306
Can I watch
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>>34818292
>You will be suicidal again in the future
then ill voluntarily commit myself, im not afraid of that.

>You call yourself a shame motivated person
true

>you make yourself a burden and place your issues onto everyone else
No i dont? I only ever really rely on my mother.

and no, posting problem online doesnt equal placing issues onto others

>instead of taking responsibility for yourself.
im very good at this, learning to tke responsibility for myself is how ive managed to accomplish so much growth. That is why im shame motivated

>but it is your fault that you refuse to manage yourself.
Ive gone to therapy for years, i allowed myself to be hospitalized before insurance denied it. Ive lost 120lb, i transferred to a top 20 university after fucking up high school and going to CC. I am very good at managing myself
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I know im not gay because i find male bodies disgusting
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>>34818313
Wassup twink
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And then femanon kept phoneposting
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>>34818312
Nta but I wouldn't even trust you with being my fuckbuddy let alone the mother of my kids
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women would you rather have an older brother or a younger brother?
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>>34818301
>>34818304
i was expecting like a ihop-style place not a methhead denny's

>>34818306
bestie stop baiting the piss kink guys, thats manipulative of their disorder
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I've been thinking a lot lately about the tension between wanting certainty in a relationship and accepting that two people can never completely know what the other person thinks or feels. As a man I want to love, protect, follow, encourage, and fulfill the other person. But underneath all of those desires is the nagging realization that none of those actions guarantees understanding. Even when there is an almost perfect intimate moment with someone else, I reflect and repeatedly question whether closeness would actually solve any underlying problems that always exist in a relationship. It's the uncomfortable middle ground of realizing that sometimes you don't get to know who is right or wrong. You just have to accept that people change and decide what you're going to do afterward.
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>>34818309
yeah, design is super interesting because of all the factors that go into it. for example if you screw a tweeter in the screws can cause specific frequencies to not sound right. before I design my own I plan to 3do print an existing design and play around with that, but even a 3d printed speaker costs around $500 for a good sounding kit

yeah I'm glad he's back in australia
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>>34818322
>Welcome to Methhead Denny's can I take your order?
>Okay, that comes a total of 200 feet of copper wire.
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>>34818300
No but he was 3 weeks early and we had to take him back to the hospital a month later because he wasn’t keeping warm
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>>34818303
I didn’t think at all while pregnant
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>>34818322
sorry its fun to do
i wonder why a pee kink is so popular
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>>34818329
Kid's gone grow up fucked
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lol drink
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>>34818322
Diners are goated, even trashy chain ones like Waffle House
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>>34818312
>and no, posting problem online doesnt equal placing issues onto others
Posting suicidal ideation online is making yourself a burden for others. The kindness of strangers should be your last line of defense, AFTER you call your therapist regardless of the hour and AFTER you call the hotline.

You have not grown at all. People are tools for you, they exist for your pleasure, they exist to be useful to you. You imagine the positives you could do for a child, but you fixate on only the positives because you aren't imagining the reality of a child, you are only imagining the fantasy of a child. A child is a human being, and your relationships with human beings are mixtures of both positives and negatives. You deny and avoid the negatives of your relationship with a child, because they aren't a human being to you, just an accessory.

If you saw a child as a human being, then you would see that you as you currently are would hurt that child more than you would help them. Maybe in the future you could be different, but first you have to help yourself, and you're refusing to do that.
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>>34818331
Yeah it shows
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>>34818333
It was a premie thing. He’s normal now
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>>34818337
You sound insane man
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>>34818314
ERM, im not a twink
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>>34818342
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
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>>34818340
>premie thing
It has permanent consequences. He won't be normal when he grows uo
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>>34818337
imagine typing this shit out and not feeling like a psychotic retard
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>>34818312
Actually lol'd. The type of people who think salvaging their early fuckups means they're actually accomplished will never stop feeling like a joke. You haven't even done the bare minimum of securing a living for yourself. You have apparently never had a meaningful sexual relationship, let alone one that could lead to motherhood. You're very behind the ball and your inability to accept how fucked you still are is the biggest tell that you'd be a bad mother.
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Hmm today I will write a 5,000 word parasocial essay about my favorite 4chan picoceleb
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>>34818321
Younger
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>>34818342
>>34818348
name on, kittroon
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>>34818337
>they hated him because he told them the truth
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>>34818347
You made a typo. You know the rules.
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>>34818356
Don't be absurd, who would ever do a thing like that...
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>>34818353
Being mentioned by name here a few times is interesting. I dont use a name or trip but one was assigned to me.
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>>34818356
I’m afraid that really was the peanut gallery thinking you sound insane anon
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>>34818359
kek
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He's right tho she's a loon who'd be a terrible mother but posting paragraphs at her is meaningless because nothing gets through to people like that
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>>34818360
I managed to avoid getting a nickname but was friends with someone who did.
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Does bowser have a knot?
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>>34818361
charge ur phone anon
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I should be doing things but winter makes me feel too tired.
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>>34818364
People have been nice about it except the ones who ask inappropriate questions about my plushies.
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>>34818367
It's August retard
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>>34818366
I’ll wait until it gets to 1% to plug it back in even though the charger is right next to me
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>>34818363
Not the paragraph poster, but it's worth trying every method to explain it to her. She doesn't take the curt observations to heart, ignores the succinct explanations, maybe an overexplained diatribe will work.
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>>34818363
she'd be a great mother to an autistic jewish child
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>>34818369
You probably think it's nighttime too. G'day, mate.
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>>34818373
I already made this joke at you didn't I. Cue NZ doesn't exist gag
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>>34818361
Anon is having a paranoid schizophrenic episode
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>>34818361
no one cares you repulsive moron
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>>34818365
No. Tortoises have a chanterelle mushroom.
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>>34818368
Hello hedgehog nigga
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>>34818376
Does inspect element work on mobile?
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>>34818370
>I’ll wait until it gets to 1% to plug it back in even though the charger is right next to me
NTA, but you gotta admit, you have a very Kittenposterish way of behaving.
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>>34818376
I’m not tech savvy enough to use inspect element on the DuckDuckGo browser on iOS you exceptional individual
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>>34818377
Are you telling me god set off a firecracker in their urethra while he was forming them like he did with the star nosed mole
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>>34818370
How to nuke your battery life
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>>34818380
I’m a 31 year old man bro
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>>34818376
>inspecting element to falseflag on mobile
Just give it a rest you maniac. Stop writing paragraphs.
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>>34818378
Not hedgehog anon (I don't know who that is). I only rarely post here to be fair.
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>>34818386
>I’m a [...] man bro
You're in good company here.
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>>34818380
>>34818386
Now I understand the troon allegations.
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>>34818387
NTA but please show me on the doll where the paragraphs touched you.
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>>34818384
Kinda. But it's smooth.
Also they like old 80's style vacuum cleaners. Not the hose, the big round heads.
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>>34818387
Gen Alphas be like
>Is that a paragraph??? Aaaiiieee, I'm going insaaaaaaane!
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ok ikea meatballs
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A new low. There's a girl on YouTube who makes shorts about how damaging porn is, but she's very attractive and I started rubbing my cock while looking at her face.
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>>34818337
> they aren't a human being to you, just an accessory.
Ding ding ding
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>>34818396
Post her
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>>34818395
What.
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>>34818302
>doing laundry, doing skincare.
nudism makes these convenient huh
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>>34818396
Stop gatekeeping
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>>34818335
Get drunk
Drink cabernet
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>>34818261
My friends brought their 2-week old baby to waffle house. So I shared my first trip to waffle house with a baby. I legit thought the homeless guy that wandered in would try to stab or kidnap him and was on edge the entire time while his parents had their guard down what felt like the entire time, even as the homeless guy tried to babble nonsensical words at us before he was kicked out by our waiter.

The food wasn't that good and I'd honestly rather go to Denny's or IHOP.
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>>34818396
thinking of the woman who made anti porn coaching videos on youtube who then become an onlyfans whore
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Gorillas only have a one inch penis, all of us could cockmog a Silverback.
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>>34818398
>>34818401
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>>34818404
POST HER
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>>34818404
Respect the grind.
Also, respect the grind.
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>>34818406
I'd cum in her raw and get her pregnant what's her channel
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>>34818406
anti-porn hysteria reaches new lows every day
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Sigh
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>>34818411
She makes shorts for Fight the New Drug
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State gender
Best thing that's happened to you in 2026 so far?
Worst thing that's happened to you in 2026 so far?
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>>34818404
She gets you cumming and going *ba dum tss*
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would it be a good idea to do gay porn for a year? would I gain enough money to live comfortably for a couple of years?
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>>34818414
Hot
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>>34818417
why so curious, curiousman?
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>>34818417
M
Meeting her
Meeting her
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>>34818417
f, best is moving into my own place soon, worst is not being able to give up cutting
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>>34818419
Are you gay?
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>>34818417
M
I dunno, the film festival was fun
Can't remember anything.
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>>34818423
why do women cut?
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>>34818417
M
Started writing music again
Got rejected and somewhat politely told to fuck off by a girl I really liked and admired after a few dates
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>>34818423
>worst is not being able to give up cutting
One day at a time. You'll be over it soon.
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>>34818426
depression and BPD (I've had treatment but still lapse sometimes).
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I would sleep much better with her in my arms. But not tonight
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>>34818400
Mhm. Wash the clothes I wore. Put mud on my face and then wash it off.
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>>34818427
>somewhat politely told to fuck off
Is that possible?
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>>34818429
thank you, youre very kind
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>>34818417
M
Getting accepted into school
Getting an STD
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>>34818430
does it feel good to cut?
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>>34818435
>STD
Which one?
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>>34818426
When life is full of pain that's outside of your control, the lack of control is worse than the pain itself, so you feel better by causing pain that's within your control.

This is also why ugly people choose to make themselves uglier, why mild failures crash out into wild failures, why rejected people begin prematurely rejecting others... it's all about finally feeling in control of your misery instead of feeling totally helpless and without agency.
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>>34818424
no but I need money
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>>34818436
kind of. it releases endorphins so it does feel good and it gets rid of a lot of stress and anger. it also serves as a visual display of emotions I struggle to express. however the people around me (parent, partner, friends) dont want me cutting, so I try not to.
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>>34818439
Do you intend to make this your full time job or is it more of a side gig thing
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>>34818423
I've only cut myself a handful of times but they were very big cuts and lost a lot of blood
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>>34818437
Herpes
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>>34818440
interesting. why does it have to be in the form of cutting skin? is that just the simplest, cleanest way to injure oneself? i guess punching stuff would be more damaging in the long term.
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>>34818443
Donate blood. Sometimes they miss.
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>>34818433
It was more of a "let's be friends and not spend so much time together" than a "fuck off" but it was worded pretty firmly. I prefer clear rejections though so at the very least I appreciate being set free.
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>>34818443
my last few times have been shallow cuts, but I've cut really deep in the past (through fat) which doesn't really heal properly even with stitches
>>34818445
i am so so so glad I dont have herpes
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>>34818446
i punch as well and I've seriously hurt myself while doing it. it doesn't give the same satisfaction I think
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>>34818449
Thanks for your useless commentary
>>
I've never cut myself but there have been a few times I've punched myself in the face pretty hard. One time my hearing went out for 20 seconds or so.
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>>34818452
why
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I smoked cigarettes to self harm for a while.
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>>34818414
>Fight the New Drug
Thinking about how Terry Crews, a huge advocate of this organization, said he would goon for 13 hours at once
there's usually something wrong with anti-porn people
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>>34818417
>State gender
>Best thing that's happened to you in 2026 so far?
Hasn't happened yet
>Worst thing that's happened to you in 2026 so far?
Getting bullied
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>>34818441
I don't know I just need money
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>>34818455
smoking to self harm is like the weird i want to die from lung cancer in 30 years type of self harm
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>>34818454
Prolonged work stress at a high pressure job. I had no time for anything else so I felt like my entire life amounted to nothing. I punched myself a few times like usual, thought something like
>wow you weak loser, that's how hard you can hit?
and then the next one knocked out my hearing. Fortunately that one scared me enough to stop doing it for good.
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>>34818456
I've been there
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>>34818459
I have asthma so it was a little more immediate but pretty noncommittal yeah lol
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>>34818462
oh god
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>>34818458
You know what, you probably should go for it. Just try not to accept any drugs
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>>34818447
yeah well all that blood went down the drain.
>>34818449
the one time I did it I did like 4 really deep cuts I think I cut through fat as well, not sure but I lost a lot of blood I was starting to feel all dizzy
>>34818452
I stopped cutting and now I hit my head sometimes
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I can't take this anymore
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>>34818463
It was stupid of me. I had to go to the er over it
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>>34818467
What happened?
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>>34818466
What a waste, what a waste
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>>34818473
I'm sorry I wasn't thinking :(
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somehow it hurt me when one of my uncles didn't remember me, I don't even like him that much, the one time I interacted with him he was being annoying and a prick
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She doesn't love me but at least my dog does
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I feel like spending time with her is a big waste of time I know she is going to abandon me just like everyone does
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>>34818483
She's gonna live about 60 years longer than your dog... unless you do something about it.
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>>34818485
Are you sure?
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>>34818486
Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all
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Women, I like to dress well on college.
Pleated Trousers, yay or nay?
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>>34818480
I'm not really hurt that one of my uncles turned out to be a cheater and got divorced over it. My cunty cousin lied to her dad that I hit her and he locked me into a small half bathroom for like 3 hours. He then beat her for lying about it.
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>>34818487
I don't want it to happen but it's very likely
>>34818488
nta but that phrase is such bullshit, life was so much better before I loved
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>>34818491
This week, on Hog Tales from the Trailer Park...
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>>34818491
what is it with girls getting locked in small places for hours as punishment? what the fuck? that's horrible
>>
We were living in a golden age and we didn't know it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
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>Any kind of meat
>Eggs
>Any lineup of roasted vegetables in an air fryer, toaster oven, or regular oven with convection seasoned with garlic powder, smoked paprika, onion powder, and Salt&Pepper
>All tossed in olive oil and lemon juice
You can't beat this meal fo shizzle
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>>34818492
>life was so much better before I loved
I feel that. I closed off my heart for years and she shoved her way in. Then she left, and now there's a big person-sized void and it hurts.
>>
Seeing a woman in one of my shirts or hoodies would heal me
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>>34818498
well at least I eventually found out there are women out there that are not abusive but still, life used to be better
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>>34818494
Not really a trailer park. It was a 5 bedroom with a 30 degree downward driveway, jaccuzi tub, and a treehouse in the back. In Austin.
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>>34818502
You can take the trash out of the trailer...
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>>34818495
I didn't really know what to do. I eventually laid down on the tile floor.
My mom and aunt went out with my baby cousin.
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>>34818499
i like wearing oversized jumpers, I think they look cute
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it's really humid today and my hair got extra wavy
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>>34818502
It was the 80's. The average shoe salesman could afford that.
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god i long to feel a woman's body up against mine
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Would you accept this date offer, /atoga/?
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>>34818514
How about dinner first and then if it goes well we do the horseback ride?
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>>34818515
Do you want to throw up? Because that's how you throw up.
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>>34818514
i'm a sad fuck piece of shit khhv atoga born and raised moid, not a gigolo. or a witcher.
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>>34818514
i haven't ridden a horse in years lol
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dear f
since height is readily listed on dating apps, how do you feel about including penis size in tinder bios?
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>>34818511
He did accounting at dell
>>
Either gender
Have you ever been on a date with an obvious gold digger?
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god i long to erase my memory and wash my eyes with bleach
>>
For women:

Do you find men who have put their dick inside more than 10 or so women disgusting?

And would you date a man who has viewed porn in the past and fantasized and lusted after hundreds, if not thousands of different women?

I find women with high bodycounts disgusting, and consider them sluts. But what do you consider men with high bodycounts?
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>>34818521
i don't use dating apps because they attract the worst men and women, how can you be so vapid as to care about these things outside someone's control
>>
What percentage of women would probably enjoy wearing a leash and collar for their man?
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>>34818514
Horseback ride seems a tad too intimate for a first date if you ask me. One person would be forced to wrap their arms around the other.
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does the number of women into cnc freak you out?
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>>34818489
Nerd
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>>34818527
I've done it in the past and I'd gladly do it again. i had a leather collar but it hurt my neck so I ended up just using a cheap $6 collar lol. but I wish I had a pretty collar
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>>34818529
no, but the number of women into cnc AND latex is disappointingly low
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>>34818489
NAG
Wear them, assuming you aren't deformed you will look good
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>>34818491
Crazy how npds make everything about themselves
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>>34818531
Being a nerd is an upside as long as you can groom yourself, maintain conversation + Eye contact, and keep a lean physique.
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>>34818529
yes
>>
I'm going to keep working at my job and living my life. Hopefully I'll meet someone.
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>>34818532
I'd love to buy a girl a nice collar if she would be super happy about it.
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>>34818539
indeed I would be happy, I'd like to have my name engraved on a tag too. just don't tug on the leash too hard
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>>34818526
Why not care about things that matter
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>>34818532
this is so cute
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>>34818533
why doesnt it
>>34818537
why does it
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>>34818528
The horror
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>>34818544
>why does it
the implications are disturbing, does it mean all these girls are sexually traumatized? I knew one that definitelly was
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>>34818536
Lol
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>>34818541
Of course it would have to be engraved. I don't want to yank it or anything, the leash is mostly just for appearances I think.
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>>34818544
because bdsm is a spectrum and cnc can mean a lot of things. i'm way more into it than most people, so it wouldn't surprise me if plenty of women would be alright having their hands tied during sex.
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>>34818542
height and penis size dont matter to me
>>34818548
what style would you choose?
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>>34818529
No, cause I don't see them.
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>>34818529
it just disappoints me
I want a freaky gf who isn't into cnc (unless she fantasizes about being the one forcing herself on another)
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>>34818547
What is wrong with being introverted and into intellect-leaning hobbies?
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>>34818029
>atoga moids be like : today i will bully femanons for no reason

>elf
>khajiit poster
>no reason
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>>34818550
Well, I've seen a nice looking leather one, but you said you didn't like that. I'm not sure about all the different kinds that are out there. But I'd probably try and get whatever the girl's favorite color is that she likes to wear, and maybe one that isn't too heavy.
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why is it that blondes are always sex freaks? they scare me and I don't like them
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>>34818529
CNC sucks because it's bdsm for women who don't want to own the fact they like kinky shit
submission is hot, making me accountable for sexual desires is not
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>>34818529
>does the number of women into cnc freak you out?
Stacy turned being a starfish pillow princess into a fetish. I'm kind of impressed.
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>>34818559
god i need a freaky blonde gf with a round juicy ass
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>>34818526
>how can you be so vapid as to care about these things outside someone's control
Aren't those traits necessary to make some women cum?
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>>34818553
Oh boy
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>>34818565
Can you use your words, Anonymous?
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>>34818566
Hmm. Maybe I'll let you learn from your own experiences.
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>>34818553
It's not "wrong" but it lowers your status with women.
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>>34817989
Does this bot post to other boards as well?
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>>34818553
nothing so long as you can demonstrate to her that you can handle yourself around people. i've lost women because i've openly voiced i prefer having alone time, but i've attracted women because i'm good at finding other introverts quickly at parties and hanging around them.
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Is it valid to want to break up with my girlfriend because aknots all she does is rant about the world and hate things?
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Why does getting a woman to be genuinely interested in sex have to be such a complex puzzle?
>set the mood
>say this
>don't say this
>touch her here
>not too much though
>go faster
>now slow down
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>>34818563
get them away from me!
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>>34818570
it's crossposted things to and from /int/ with the exact same filename a few times (with an australian flag, interestingly enough)

>>34818573
yes if it annoys you, but talk to her first and tell her you don't like that she's doing it. tell her in a way that lets her change her behavior rather than outright saying "stop doing that." try and figure out exactly why it's bothering you and word it that way, like if she's being too pessimistic then say that.
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>>34818576
send them all to me
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>>34818549
is bondage cnc?
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>>34818574
because they lack a penis
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>>34818578
>australia
NOT surprised
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>>34818578
>with an australian flag
We figured out it was entjeet a while ago.
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>>34818580
kind of, depending on how you treat her when she's restrained. but more importantly, if you asked a room full of 100 women if they liked cnc, depending on how you explained it, they'd probably think it was no different from being handcuffed/tied/etc.
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>>34818578
I’ve tried to do this already, and she flipped it back on me, saying that I’m negative sometimes too (not nearly as much as her) and that her reasons for being mad are more valid.
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i haven’t had sex with my girlfriend in three months
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>>34818588
I have not had a girlfriend nor sex in my entire life
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>>34818150
>Elliot Rodger was and has always been a symptom of a much larger problem.
>Men emotionally checking out of life
You incels like to forget he killed twice as many men as women.
>The reason they praised him was because he took action to change his situation
The only action he took that changed his situation was swallowing a bullet.
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back from my nap and apparently people had an argument thinking i was sockpuppetting 3 users
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my man boobs aren't going away and my arms are getting gross and muscular so I'm gonna stop doing push ups
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>>34818606
just turn your moobs into pecs, we love pecs
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>>34818082
>2012-2014 was 4chan's Revenge of the Sith moment, except instead of Sith it's like all the little extremely-online Anakin Skywalkers started becoming gross incels. Fucking GamerGate.
Textbook example of how censorship doesn't work. It's not like ZQ is the first person to get positive coverage after fucking a journalist. It would've blown over in a couple weeks.
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>>34818606
Muscle adds size, losing fat removes size.
Does this mean you shouldn't do push ups because they will make your mantits look larger?
Of course not! Muscle mass increases your metabolic rate because it requires energy to maintain. That means you will burn more fat by existing if you have more muscle mass.
You also don't want to be a lanklet with no muscle even if you lost the weight, you want a shapely chest at the end of the day rather than either extreme. Chest exercises are what will give you that.
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>>34818606
>my man boobs
hot...
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>>34818082
>>34818608
4chan was way more unhinged in the 2000s than in the 2010s
>>
Women, did you like House of the Dragon?
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>>34818607
hmm ok
>>34818610
but... I want to be a skeleton
>>34818611
>:/
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Which femanon was this?
>>
State gender
Do you delete texts after a rejection?
Do you delete texts after a breakup?
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>>34818626
why would I do that. that's just pretend
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>>34818623
this femanon has already been identified
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>>34818629
our queen
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>>34818620
dont >:/ me, embrace the moobs, all moids should embrace their moobs
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>>34818623
Ngl, the disney twinks are peggable.
>>34818629
It's just that she doesn't have the hips to get to them.
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>>34818632
easy for you to say, people didn't mock you for being chubby growing up
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>>34818574
the female organs is not necessary for procreation like the make orgasm so it never evolved to be easy, it was kind of just there as a vestigial function that never need to be filtered out or selected for
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>>34818623
I wonder how the mascots get those jobs. Like is there just an indeed ad for "sexy twink needed to play peter pan" or do they just go to modelling agencies and ask for the model most likley to not yell at kids?
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>>34818578
It does type like an esl Jeet
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Goddamnit Aaron. Go back home. We all know you're the best son of a bitch in a rifle fight. You are our champion. Please go home. Please take care of your mom. Please take care of your brother. We know you are our best. Please look after your family.
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>>34818629
I'd get her pregnant but by god I wouldn't stay for the kids
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>>34818641
NTA but I think they hold cattle calls
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>>34818588
I haven't had sex with your girlfriend since yesterday.
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>>34818649
Get new jokes
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>>34818635
so are u or are you not still fat
i may have already asked you but i think u told me off last time..
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>>34818651
Ooh, somebody is angwee
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>>34818626
No, I either blocked them or they just slide down out of my consciousness on their own. No need to take the time and effort to delete
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>>34818620
>but... I want to be a skeleton
No you don't, you want to be lean.
Lean still has muscle, more of a swimmer or gymnast body instead of a traditonal strongman look.
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I have no moobs. I'm a flat chested moid. Which I think is worse than being a flat foid. It's over.
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>>34818665
He has anorexia and wants to look like a prettyboy twink. He's baffled when people call him gay all the time.
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>>34818666
Just do some push up satan
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>>34818626
F yes, altho it was a friendship rejection/breakup rather than romance. I deleted several thousands of my discord chat messages to two different people.
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>>34818641
They're roleplaying the character the entire time so they need to be able to act too, not just look pretty.
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>>34818525
Not at all, I prefer it when men have experience. Every single man on earth has viewed porn and lusted after women, it would be really weird to be upset about those things. I wouldn't want a guy without a strong libido who wasn't attracted to women
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>>34818626
M
No I go back to look at them sometimes
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>>34818666
well u do know you can just.. grow moobs, calorie surplus anon
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Go home you champion of ours
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>>34818670
I can't work out
>>34818678
I have no food
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>>34818514
Haven't actually ridden a horse since I was a kid, but I always love seeing them. They're really gorgeous animals
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>>34818681
>I can't work out
shut the fuck up
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>>34818669
But even prettyboys look good with a bit of definition, the kind that gives you a cute midsection without being chiseled.
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>>34818686
the point is he's mentally ill
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>>34818681
>I can't work out
You can do push ups on the ground right now.
>No I can't!
Then do them on your knees and work up until you can do them on in standard form.
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>>34818687
I don't understand mental illness because I'm not mentally ill.
People who don't act on logic or obvious emotional impulses confuse me.
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>>34818685
>>34818688
I could do 40-50 in a set at one point but I was still flat. I don't build mass like that
>>
Remember when "drink bleach" was a common insult? Miss that internet.
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>>34818694
Now its an easy joke to pull with coworkers and I think thats a good thing
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>>34818692
It isn't the raw amount, it is the tension you put on your muscles to signal building muscle mass to your body. 50 pushups that are done in shitty form don't actually push you and as such won't trigger any muscle growth.
>I don't build mass like that
*you* are not unique in that your biology is different than every other human on the planet. You either aren't doing enough or you are doing them wrong.
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>>34818694
Remember when people voted for donald trump because they found feminists kinda annoying?
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>>34818681
would u do it if u did
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>>34818700
I was doing them quite fine I assure you
The breath of humanity is infinite i could be that way
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>>34818702
I'm 164cm so there's no point to getting built anyways
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>>34818701
Yeah, and I was one of them.
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>>34818705
tfw no short fat bf
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>>34818707
Sorry short and skinny or nothing
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>>34818709
whats the point of a man if he’s not fat
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>>34818700
Its not worth it anon, there is no reasoning with a retard
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>>34818711
I hate being short and skinny but if I was fat I'd just cosplay as a meteor and jump
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>>34818701
And then muricans eagerly voted for him again because Biden and Kamala were that bad
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>>34818714
thats only cause you have no loving gf who'd be by ur side
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>>34818701
Feminists aren't "kinda annoying" they're a threat to the existence of our civilization.
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>>34818717
I think I'd have some personal problems with being a fat slob too
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>>34818719
:/ lame
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>>34818720
What's wrong with being skinny
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>>34818653
Sorry about that, I told you off because im honestly not sure I feel fat but everyone tells me I look fine but I still have manboobs so clearly im still fat
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>>34818721
for men, skinny is inferior to being fat
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>>34818718
>Guy who was probably born post-2000 thinking feminism is a threat to civilization
Brother feminism played a huge part in creating civilization as you know it.
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>>34818669
Rude, and how does that make me gay?
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>>34818722
interesting, whats ur height and weight? are u at least 250 ?
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>>34818724
Why are us skeletons catching strays here?
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>>34818687
Im not
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>>34818711
I just know that if you get a bf and then you get him fat it will give you the ick and you will abandon him because you are evil
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>>34818728
u guys get enough love!! fat men get no love its so sad
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>>34818725
Yeah sure buddy, all those feminist women are totally the ones building and maintaining the roads, power lines, sewers, water treatment plants, railroads, and lumber mills.
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>>34818724
No it is not.
Skinny men are the best. :)
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>>34818731
No one likes sticks
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>>34818727
78kg 177cm
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>>34818514
This dumb bitch is getting zero dick from me. Hated her.
>>
Genders,
Which character do you like in this clip?
https://youtu.be/KL47Q7dJbp0
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>>34818739
Ain't watching 10 minutes of this slop
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>>34818736
ya not even close,
178kg would suit u better
>>34818734
moist isnt skinny he’s muscular
>>34818735
lies, millions of gen z women cream their pants over that timothee clamamet guy
>>34818730
i'd only ever date a guy whos already fat from the beginning, 300lbs minimum.
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I'm going to masturbate to ryona NTR with goblins and you moids can't do shit about it
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>>34818742
>NTR
Please delete this before ohio sees this.
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>>34818741
This has to be a psyop
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>>34818742
Oh yeah? Im gooning to mommy lewd audios.
My penis sure is in for a treat
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>>34818741
>he’s muscular
Lmfao
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>>34818741
You should get rid of your fetish
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>>34818742
I only dislike the gangbang part, one goblin would've been enough
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>>34818745
What did you do to Ohiofag?
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>>34818753
That's the whole reason he even came onto me.
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>>34818751
impossible until fat white moids stop being so hot ///
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>>34818742
I remember you
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>>34818742
>no one said moid hands
Have we finally lost our last remnants of hope and respect for femanons?
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>>34818754
To NTR you from what?
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>>34818759
No, to be ntr'd.
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>>34818760
By what?
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>>34818762
My fwbs, but they all disagreed.
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>>34818763
>they all disagreed
No surprise here, kek
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>>34818764
Does BV even have a life outside of /atoga/? She spends pretty much 20 hours a day shitposting here.
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>>34818764
Not my fault it's a fringe fetish and other people don't want to indulge essentially a stranger on the internet.
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>>34818767
I come and go. I'm not sitting here refreshing all day.
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>>34818757
Dude, it's cuckslop. Moid hands was implied. Do you talk about how chilly it is during a blizzard, too?
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>>34818770
>I come and go.
For less than 10 minutes, kek?
>>
Do you think some women are unironically possessed by a succubus?
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I wish moid hands would type >this
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>>34818763
Are they average weight americans too?
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>>34818775
Is this ai?
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>>34818775
Type what?
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>>34818775
you cant have my goystick, put your jew breasts away.
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>>34818770
Trips to your fridge don't count.
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>>34818767
she talks to her trooncord bfs and does door dash deliveries. so to answer your question, no.
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>>34818779
my body
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men would u want a manic pixie dream girl as a gf but she doesn’t have crazy hair or piercings or bpd
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>>34818772
I believe some femanons have the ugly bastard fetish. That would explain why they are here.
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>>34818787
>she doesn’t have crazy hair or piercings or bpd
Cool
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>>34818786
How the fuck can you type a body?
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>>34818788
The rizzmaster
>>
*Walks outside with a huge butterfly net*
Gonna get me a girlfriend.
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>>34818792
me pls :c
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>>34818792
Anon playing the dating game like it's animal crossing
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>>34818790
massage, you fucking idiot tiny small moid
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>>34818742
wtf is the appeal of cuck shit for women? You want an evil monster/man to humiliate ur husband and sexo you?
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>>34818798
>massage
Completely different thing and no, I don't want to massage your public domain trannoid body
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>>34818798
stfu you insufferable troon
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>>34818514
She was a witch and a bitch all witches are cunts I turned her offer for sex down
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>>34818798
I will tenderize your meat with my moid hands.
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https://youtu.be/yUX-PwnykQg
Based Dr. House
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>>34818808
kittroonbros... our idol is a rightwinger?
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>>34818808
Good, maybe now trannies will go back in their mentally ill closets
>>
moids do u have a hot older brother?
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>>34818808
I'm okay with them competing against each other in chess, but apparently women need their own section, kek
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>>34818787
But thats like the whole appeal
>>
I love abusive women
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>>34818815
>but apparently women need their own section, kek
I guess many women don't really want equality, even where it's actually possible to achieve
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>>34818813
I have an older brother thats fatter and shorter than me
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>>34818821
same
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>>34818821
is he single
>>
I wish that a man loved me unconditionally and saved me from this life but I'm too ugly for even my mother to not verbally abuse me
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>>34818786
>type my body
As you wish, Ma'am.
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>>34818824
Im sorry you're ugly. I am too. Hopefully you dont let it turn your soul ugly, too
>>
I really really really really need to fuck a woman again tonight
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>>34818824
Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn, and I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
Late at night, I toss and I turn, and I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
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>>34818824
Too bad wishes don't come true
>>
I spent 3 hours in an internet fight against some americans who still think their country is the "greatest in the world" and now I'm pissed off, christ these people are brainwashed, how does a country become this level of ignorant, how?
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>>34818829
why are they throwing tomates at her :/
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>>34818824
My ex was a beautiful bright intelligent woman with lots of empathy and noble aspirations. Now she looks ragged, stinking of weed, tattoo and piercing covered; a hair-dyed mess stuck in a bad job who prays to be lifted up by the lotto or stuck down by lightning. I thought she was going to at least TRY to make me regret our breakup.
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>>34818834
transphobia :/
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>>34817103
>In high school
It's almost funny how much all the shit takes about women, relationships and sex seem to be based on people never interacting with women past high school.
Same with the "women only date assholes" thing. I'm pretty sure this is at least partly related to the fact that this is semi true when you're 16. Because everyone likes to date someone who is confident and has high self esteem and at that age being a bit of a dick signals those traits. The only women who want a guy who treats them like shit are the ones who didn't mature since high school themselves
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>>34818831
trying too hard mate
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>>34818834
She is an incompetent ruler
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>>34818836
No the tranny is getting burned at the stake.
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>>34818831
No point arguing with them, you just have to chuckle at their foolishness.
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>>34818831
apparently years of indoctrination by the education system telling you exactly that plus rarely leaving your country for geographic reasons. It's hard to blame them.
and it's not like they're the only ones, Russia is another country that's notoriously chauvinistic for example.
anyways, I know how addictive it can be, but take my advice and don't argue with people online, you don't owe them your time
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>>34818831
american haters deserve the paw
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>>34818831
It takes a strong willed person to break away from all the propaganda they've been feed. Those individuals are rare.
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>>34818822
My hair looks better than his btw
>>34818823
Yes he is a single father
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>>34818831
The simple fact is that accepting the truth of what their country is and who they are takes immense courage, I cannot imagine waking up and needing to be american every single day of my life. Just nightmare fuel. I'd rather be a jeet frankly at this point.
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My sister is basically my age and gas her life sorted out. Good for her. I renewed her Netflix subscription last night.
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>>34818845
>single father
oof
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>>34818850
U rike?
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>>34818850
You gonna step up to the plate and date the single dad? Take responsibility!!!
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>>34818852
depends
>>34818853
the dilf status is hot
the dealing w the mother of the child is not so hot
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>>34818854
Oh nvm I forgot women get horny for DILFs and married men so my step up the plate bit didn't work.

Have some single mom propaganda instead
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I would never date a woman with a child. Would rather date a woman with aids
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>>34818858
would u date a woman who doesn’t have a child but also doesn’t have aids?
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>>34818858
Well good news, it's not your job to be a father to HER children. Your only job is to make HER happy.
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>>34818856
I mean in principle this isnt really wrong or outlandish
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If I like a woman, I like her enough to make out with her taint. Brah, you think her having a kid is going to make a difference in how much I like her?
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>>34818858
I'd make an exception if my best friend somehow got married, died, and his wife and I somehow fell in love after that. Then I'd be willing to raise my bro's child as my own, but I'm not going to do that for a stranger I don't respect. That said, I'd probably instinctively be repulsed to date his widow, even if she tried to hit on me.
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>>34818859
So needy baka
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>>34816735
My hands
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>>34818854
Depends on what?
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>>34818865
>his wife
his widow*
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>>34816769
Cute and smug teasing that melts into dropping spaghetti when love making starts
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>>34818865
not the anon, I got 2 other dudes I know, one of them died and the other was his best friend. Dude that died left behind a widow and a kid. I've been trying to tell the other dude to please for the love of fucking god hit her up and ask her out and date her and marry her but he is being a stubborn retard
In the old days, if a woman lost her husband and he died she would be given to the surviving brother of the deceased so she can remain protected and the kids cared for
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Dont care if insecure femanons think im lying, I LOVE flat chested women
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>>34818864
>taint
Is it grosser to most men for them to lick that or lick a butthole?
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>>34818808
>Guy who plays a doctor knows what a woman is
Seems like actors and "doctors" are usually the ones pushing that stuff, so maybe the double negative canceled each other out
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Women can i jerk off tonight?
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>>34818875
splitting hairs
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>>34818874
flatposters are starting to be more annoying than manlets and dicklets combined.
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>>34818874
I want to be loved for everything else about me, too. Not just because of my chest.
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>>34818880
Good
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>>34818864
Based on how you obsessed over sex you'd probably touch her kids which commonly happens when single moms date perverts
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>>34818864
>If I like a woman
Well, duh, given that premise. Thing is, most of us wouldn't like her in that way from the start.
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>>34818879
Nah, let's say she's hairless for the hypothetical.
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>>34818875
If it looks anything like the one that was posted in this thread I'd rather commit seppuku.
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>>34818866
what does this mean
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>>34818878
Fine, whatever. In my experience, men don't listen if you tell them they can't jerk off anyways, so do what you want I guess.
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>>34818886
>slept through the assholeposting
Thank God. But let's assume the person has a normal body overall.
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>>34818872
Maybe the woman doesn't want it either, don't push it
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>>34818883
stop getting excited over your own hypotheticals
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>>34818888
I actually only jerked off when I was allowed when I had a gf
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>>34818881
Obviously I love everything about her but I love her flat chest
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>>34818891
>lies and denies because she didn't get the reaction she wanted
Kek as expected.
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>>34818865
Based. If I died I would want my best friend to have my wife and kids it would be such an honor for me to die knowing he would look after them
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>>34818895
This is genuinely unbelievable. Like I'm not trying to insult you personally or even be generally misandrist when I say I don't think that's possible.
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>>34818864
>I like her enough to make out with her taint.
Did you just call her child a taint?.. And said you would make out with it?..
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>>34818897
Then why can't you say that specifically? Being fetishized for a singular body part is pretty frustrating.
>>34818898
I clarified the hypothetical, I didn't make it about me. And it's early, obvs the question isn't going to get a ton of answers.
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>>34818900
i dont even jerk off more than 1 or 2 times a month. its not that hard to believe, you just have a narrow, limited imagination/theory of mind for other people unlike you
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>>34818888
why tf are u telling men not to touch themselves in the first place
fucking weird ass people
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I don't know what to ask you today atoga
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>>34818902
>keeps lying and playing dumb
Again, as expected. You are foul inside and out.
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>>34818903
>i dont even jerk off more than 1 or 2 times a month
Are there a lot of men who also do it that infrequently? Maybe I really do have an unfair bias.
>>34818904
Guys act differently when they jerk off. Sometimes I want to go out with a guy who didn't just fuck his hand, is that so wrong?
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For me, it's an adult woman fetish
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>>34818908
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you break down?
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>>34818910
I choose to believe they meant "older woman" and just didn't have much experience with the english language.
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>>34818910
i have an adult man fetish
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>>34818905
Ask me about what I'm going to make for breakfast.
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>>34818914
Omlet with bacon and blue mold cheese,salami with nuts and a glass of tea? And chocolate flavour ice cream?
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I'm not a tradcon at all but sometimes I think I wouldn't mind being a provider and having a stay at home gf/wife, purely based on the fact I kind of hate when other people buy me things and I like being self-reliant.
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>>34818915
Not a fan of blue cheese or chocolate ice cream. I was thinking about making scrambled eggs and a bagel with cream cheese and fresh green onion, actually.
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>>34818916
>hate when other people buy me things
I had a bf like that once. It's a control of finances thing, right? Like anything you don't personally decide to buy yourself isn't going to be worth it, so you'd rather get nothing at all than have someone waste money?
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>>34818918
Basically like that, like I feel intensely guilty if I don't like a gift or something someone bought for me, and I never like telling them, so I'd rather get nothing and avoid the hastle completely. I feel much better taking my time deciding what I want and buying it for myself.
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>>34818921
Shopping together sounds like a decent solution to gift buying, then.
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>>34818917
Do you like orange juice? Or grape?
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>>34818923
Nta I love orange juice
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>>34818923
They're okay. I'm going to sound very unhealthy when I say I like orange and grape soda way more, though.
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>>34818922
Yeah I wouldn't complain about that. But if I don't want anything, I mean it.
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>>34818927
The last straw for my ex was when I bought something for us and he was upset about it. If it's not just for your sake, would you also be unhappy to have someone else buy something you'd be using?
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>>34818916
I'd personally prefer to marry a rich women who provides while I can take care of the home and kids. Sounds cozy.
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>>34818928
I wouldn't be upset this isn't something that ever happened to me. But that's simple with me since I prefer jewelleries
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>>34818929
I can't say I don't see the appeal in this fatnasy
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>>34818931
Is that a double negation?
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why do men talk about some women getting "bored" of men or how some guys "were just too perfect" how common is this issue?
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Sex, do you enjoy LOTR and harry potter and star wars? I always found it insane how people obsess over those movies
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>>34818941
F. Out of those, just HP. The world is fun.
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>>34818941
LOTR is extremely beautiful. Unironically NPC tier if you can't enjoy it.
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>>34818910
>an adult woman fetish
YES
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>>34818941
M
LotR is cozy as hell. I like to re-read The Hobbit every now and then too because it's just a bunch of dudes going on a fun outdoor adventure.
Harry Potter I have very fond memories of because it's what got me into reading as a kid, but I don't think I'd enjoy it much now.
Star Wars I used to really obsess over as a teen. I'd probably still have a good time with it today but at least some of that would be due to profound nostalgia.
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>>34818573
>all she does is rant about the world and hate things
Did you find her on atoga or what?
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>>34818529
Yes.
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>>34818951
Sorry.
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>>34818942
>>34818943
>>34818947
Neeks
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>>34818514
Herbalist witch women are lowkey my type. It's a shame that IRL witch women don't have any powers. I'm sure femanons feel the same way about vampire guys.
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>>34818573
having that desire is very valid. I'd try addressing it first though, a relationship is something you build and maintain, after all
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men what would u do if ur gf set ur body as her phone wallpaper maybe pc wallpaper too
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>>34818514
having read the books I'd not accept anything a mage would offer me to be quite frank
at least that's what I like to think, I'm sure they'd be easily to manipulate me, if they really wanted to
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>>34818957
>don't have any powers
Manifestation is a thing, and it has been working well for me.
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>>34818959
I wouldn't date you, you are cringe, sorry
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>>34818963
i behave myself irl tho :/ no need to be rude
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>>34818941
Beyond sick of the demographic of e-christian LOTR fans who think it's the pinnacle of based and right wing media because it has a black/white morality
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>>34818962
larping on atoga isn't "manifestation" sis
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>>34818967
Fuck you, I don't larp and I'm talking about things in my daily life coming together.
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>>34818965
no offense, I'd just never date the type of woman who can't see that the female form is aesthetically superior to the male form
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>>34818969
so you want to date a lesbian?
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>>34818945
sauce?
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>>34818962
Do you have a room full of jars?
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>>34818970
A. I would love to date a bisexual woman
B. Plenty of straight women agree with me.
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>>34818973
No. My medium is a board.
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she laughed a lot bros, but shes moving to a different cunt-tree next month.
should i still try to hit it?
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>>34818975
>A. I would love to date a bisexual woman
not bf material..
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>>34818941
f, I've seen all the movies in all 3 series (except some of the new star wars) and I honestly don't like them that much.
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>>34818941
M
I read Lord of the Rings once a long time ago when I was maybe 10. Don't remember much. A bit weird since I loved fantasy as a kid. I re-read Fellowship of the Ring last year. It was alright. Haven't seen the movies.
I enjoyed Harry Potter when I was a teenager. Maybe I'll read them all again some time. Haven't seen the movies.
I was a huge Star Wars geek as a kid, but I think the movies after The Phantom Menace killed that for me. Oddly enough I did enjoy The Phantom Menace. Haven't seen anything after Revenge of the Sith.
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>>34818979
Good. You're the type of woman I want to repulse.
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>>34818982
cause i like the male body more over the female body as a hetero female? idgi
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>>34818984
You're a gay dude tho.
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>>34818966
>it has a black/white morality
It has enough grey morality with falling and redemption developments
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>>34818984
What is there to get? I don't like you so it doesn't matter to me.
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>>34818992
then whyd u reply to me in the first place, just to be mean?
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>>34818993
yeah a lil bit
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>>34818995
not cool
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>>34818996
You have a hairy smelly cock and balls between your twig legs.
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>>34818959
Up to her I guess
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>>34818690
You do have autism though
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>>34818998
*paws at your face*
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>>34819004
Yiff in hell, faggot.
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>>34818996
how I feel when I see ur posts
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>>34819006
ya they’re not cool, they’re great!
>>34819005
dont make me paw at ur butt like the others
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>>34818912
>Misato
>older woman
Did OP think everyone at Gainax was a teenager?
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>>34818969
Hot men > hot women > average women > average men > ugly women >>> ugly men.
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>>34818966
White is better, don't trust dudes wearing rainbows
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>>34819009
Idk the character or whatever, I just assumed something.
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>>34819010
extremely vile opinion
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>>34818941
Are there other movies you're obsessed with? Or do you take issue with movie obsession in general?
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>>34819010
men> women
ftfy
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>>34819011
Saruman was indeed a faggot
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>>34819015
I think, on average, men take care of themselves so poorly that saying men are hotter than women overall is impossible to say. And I'd rather date men than women.
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FACT: we should be ruled by a clique of evil naked women
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>>34818962
Why don't people dying of starvation manifest food? It seems to be a power that only upper-middle class and upper class women have.
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>>34819018
>And I'd rather date men than women.
'rather' implies youd date both
meaning youre a bisexual of some sort
OPINION REVOKED!!!!
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Straight women really be out trying to prove their inferiority to bi women
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>>34819014
Obsession with fictional media in general
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>>34819022
im sure all the bisexual women and their bfs are going to love this one
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>>34819012
>Idk the character or whateve
Then just look at her.
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>>34819020
Manifestation is about putting all the aspects humans can't control into alignment with your goals so that your genuine effort shines through with the most efficacy. It's not wishing on a star for shit to happen.
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>>34819027
So it's not really a "power" then.
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>>34819028
Well my life is so idyllic now that I can't imagine it was JUST my hard work that got me here. It had to be the manifesting helping out.
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>>34819027
Me manifesting your downfall
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>>34819030
Don't.
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>>34819024
nta, i am the rare bi woman who's dating another woman
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>>34818962
>Manifestation works
as a mental technique to make yourself take the opportunities you're given? sure
as a way to actually supernaturally influence the world around you? absolutely not, that's laughable
>>34819020
to be honest this is one of the most fucked up parts of believing in manifestation, because if you think it through to it's logical conclusion it means that anything bad that happens to you is directly your fault because you attracted bad frequencies or some shit
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>>34819018
>I think, on average, men take care of themselves so poorly that saying men are hotter than women overall is impossible to say.
If artificial hotness doesn't count then you can't rate celebrities hot either. They might start with good genes but they're all looksmaxxing on huge beauty budgets
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>>34819034
Should have directed that to >>34819018
really
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>>34819035
Dammit, I need sleep. Was quoting >>34819018
but it was agreeing with rebutting >>34819015
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>>34819029
Luck exists. You don't need a supernatural explanation.
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>>34819032
NTA, but Based. It's becoming more common.
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>>34819031
It is done.
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>>34819033
>to be honest this is one of the most fucked up parts of believing in manifestation, because if you think it through to it's logical conclusion it means that anything bad that happens to you is directly your fault because you attracted bad frequencies or some shit
I've seen studies showing that new age beliefs are correlated with narcissism.
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>>34819032
Nta cringe
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>>34819032
Marry her
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>>34819032
Yet you still going out of your way to talk to horny 4chan men
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>>34819042
That checks out, I think the internet and the informational environment as a whole is to blame for that.
We live in a very individualist society. And not in the fun way, but more in a way where you feel like you constantly have to perform some role for others to be validated and all your problems are your own fault first and foremost, so instead of fixing the system we should fix ourselves.
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>>34819047
That isn't JH, retard
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>>34819048
Hyper individualism is really starting to break order apart
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>>34819049
Didn't say she was, retard
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>>34819049
Calm down, brownie simpcuck
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https://youtu.be/Bv9rC69VMOI
Chat
Do you believe in the Horseshoe theory?
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>>34819048
I am so fucking glad that i developed oppositional-defiant disorder
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>>34816695
Just an incel posting unwanted fetish stuff, ignore it.
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>>34819059
it was posted in reference to the previous thread ending in a debate about titty size
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>>34819038
Luck is pretty supernatural. And my luck has always been terrible.
>>34819040
That's not a kind thing to do.
>>34819049
I'm not following that whole conversation, but nobody should be assuming that. I've been very unhorny this morning.
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>>34819038
>Luck exists. You don't need a supernatural explanation

>Miracles? Spells? Magic? Gods? Pfft.. superstitious nonsense! They don't exist!
>Luck? The random untraceable force of fortune that just suddenly appears magically? OH THAT DEFINITELY EXISTS
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>>34819061
>the manifestation tard is JH
>>34819042
>that new age beliefs are correlated with narcissism.
That checks out
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>>34819061
>Luck is pretty supernatural
Evidence?
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>>34819060
Whatever you say, incel.
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>>34819061
No, statistics/math is pretty natural
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>>34819042
>I've seen studies showing that new age beliefs are correlated with narcissism
This is true, tis because new age belief centers the individual at the center of spirituality, the vantage point of a new-ager is that all that is spiritual submits to their whim or their wishes, it's self centered at its core. In other types of spirituality especially the conventional ones like christianity or buddhism or eastern religion, it's the opposite where man is secondary to the spiritual, that he aligns with what is outside himself for a greater purpose
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>>34819064
Tell me if my logic is flawed:
Being mindful of your goals is important to succeeding. By participating in activities like manifesting and vision boarding, you're reaffirming your goals and putting them to the forefront of your mind, both consciously and subconsciously. "Manifesting" helps make sure your mindset and decision-making is always relative to the things you're hoping to achieve, even when you're not specifically working towards the goal in the moment. At worst it's a superfluous step in everyday mindfulness, and at best it helps people with poor thought pattern habits to develop better ones.
I'll concede it's obviously not magical, but it does change my life in a fantastic way.
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>>34819067
Statistics aren't about luck. Statistics are about prediction, and if you can predict luck then it stops being luck
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>>34818959
Did you stay up all night lol
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>>34819064
She's also been a neurotic voodoo lady.
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>>34819065
I made it up.
>>34819067
When statistics are so complicated that it doesn't seem like you can predict an outcome, it feels like it's in God's hands. I know that's not actual supernatural shit, but it evokes the same imperceptible feeling.
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>>34819070
If it's just a psychological technique then I have no qualms.
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>>34819027
Extremely corny and fake.
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>>34819070
So it's not really manifestation, you're just lying again?
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>>34819070
It was magical earlier in this conversation, I thought…?
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>>34819070
Nta but you seem to be practicing real manifestation, the kind Earl Nightingale spoke of in the 1950's. That is backed by scientific examination and psychological rigor, the entire book "atomic habits" outlines the real deal manifestation practice. Which is to deliberately cultivate thoughts to shape your own feelings which then shape your actions which then shape your future. It is a real power and is potent when mastered.

A good example of it was the UK cycling team (mentioned in atomic habits). They sucked for decades and couldn't win anything. They got in a new coach who used real old school manifestation/power of will techniques and within a few years the cycling team won every single tour for a decade straight, gold after gold after gold
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>>34819046
were engaged!
>>34819047
i enjoy talking to people here
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>>34819086
It is indeed weird that you need specifically men for that
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>>34819081
>>34819082
Apparently this is called the "motte and bailey" strategy.
1 make outrageous claim
2 if challenged on it, deconstruct the claim until it can be restated in a more palatable form.
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>>34819088
this isnt the only thread I post in but its one of the few thats interesting on this site
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>>34819086
>were engaged
Cute, congratulations!
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>>34819076
>>34819083
I learned about it from an old psychology professor way back when I started college, so maybe that was always the kind I knew about.
>>34819078
It works, though.
>>34819082
It's magical because it seems to always get results despite being so innocuous. It genuinely does feel like a cheat code for life when just wanting something really bad seems to help so much in getting there.
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>>34819089
Nta it's called getting carried away and hyped about about something you believe in and then toning it down when it comes off as too much.
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>>34819089
>The motte-and-bailey fallacy, also called the castle and courtyard, is a form of argument and an informal fallacy where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities: one modest and easy to defend and one much more controversial and harder to defend. The arguer advances the controversial position, but when challenged, insists that only the more modest position is being advanced.
Didn't know that
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Why do human beings look like really creepy miniature insects, especially when they gather in groups?
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>>34819056
M
I believe trying to cram a complex an varied tapestry of ideas and opinions into a one-dimensional theory is what gives rise to complications that curves the dimension.
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Why have you worn flip flops and exposed your dirty bare feet? You know people are masturbating to the creases of your soles and the movement of your toes, right?
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>>34819086
Congrats
Don't worry about the seething cuck, he does that every thread
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>>34819093
>I learned about it from an old psychology professor way back when I started college, so maybe that was always the kind I knew about
Not surprised, a lot of established types know about it. Earn Nightingale has a good 30 minute lecture on it

https://youtu.be/l1gXZu1i8TM?is=2aJM5lzbwopLwcU9

It's called "The strangest secret"
It's called strange because it's not a secret it's just something that 90% of people go their lives never figuring out. And that is the interlinked relationship between thought > feeling > action > consequence > outcome. That when you begin to consciously choose your own thoughts and establish a habit of meditating upon them or externally processing them via writing it down or recording voice memos, it begins the process automatically and that so long as you keep doing that you are 100% guaranteed to achieve whatever it is you consciously and deliberately chose to pursue.
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>>34819063
>The random untraceable force of fortune that just suddenly appears magically?
NTA, but I think that's misrepresenting the concept of luck.
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>>34819056
>Do you believe in the Horseshoe theory
I think communists and fascists are both dumb cunts. So kind of.
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This is a picture of a bad skin problem I have. Is there a way to fix this? Or am I doomed?
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>>34819056
Similar "burn it all down" rhetoric, similar scapegoats, similarly violent behavior against innocent people when they seize and take power.

Kids these days need to be reading Edmund Burke on the French Revolution and Sheila Fitzpatrick on the Russian Revolution. And should be required to write essays explaining how some of today's inflammatory rhetoric could lead to the same societal harms both of those authors talk about.
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>>34819086
Are you the tard who sleeps with her twin sister?
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>>34819071
>Statistics are about prediction
On a population level. On an individual level predictions can and do fail unpredictably, which is what we call luck, good or bad depending on the values we place on the outcomes.
Just because an average exists doesn't mean everyone, or most, or technically even anyone, necessarily fit that predicted mould.
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>>34819103
Luck is what people just point to when something convenient happens or whenever something inconvenient was narrowly avoided. It's more of a feeling than an actual force or power, it doesn't exist in reality
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>>34819105
Doomed
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I will make a shrine and sacrifices to hasten your downfall
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>>34819086
>were engaged!
I'm sorry. What happened?
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>>34819109
>depending on the values we place on the outcomes.
Exactly which is why it cannot exist. The only perspective which people will claim it exists is the one where the person feels they are the center of reality. When you become cognisant of the fact that reality is greater than the individual, things like luck seem silly. Reality does not bend to our values.
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>>34819107
wtf no lol
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>>34816686
As a retail worker. Should I give a shit if a customer is trying to do a dodgy return/refund or just do it if it meets the requirements?

Eg. I work at a thrift store so since every product is basically unique with no proper stocktake, you just mark it under certain categories during the sale. .ie home decor, kitchenware, toys etc.

We can do refunds and returns between our different branches, so you never really know what another store sold, you just have to go off the receipt and a price tag on the item. So what happened was, I got an item to be returned from another store which surprised me due to price (marked $150 for a home decor item which is very steep for the fancy vase thing they had) but when I saw the store it came from (which is known for high prices) I was just like whatever I'll process the refund since it had multiple price stickers on it and the receipt had the same price marked under "home decor".

The manager wasn't there but the 2nd in charge started freaking out over it and rang the manager who started quesitoning me on it. To which I said, I was surprised at the price because it didn't look anything that special besides looking a bit fancier but it had the price stickers and receipt.

Either the customer pur based something more valuable but swapped stickers onto a random item in their home. OR....what I'm suspecting now is that staff at the store it came from are doing dodgy stuff, maybe selling a piece of furniture for $150 but purposefully putting it under a different category to fudge sales for that category and make numbers look better across all their categories. Which I think is stupid as they really should just tell the truth that a bulk of their sales actually come from XYZ category.

Was I in the wrong for just giving the refund?
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>>34819070
>JH
Aren't you in some degenerate raceplay polycycle where the guy gave you a slut collar? It looks like you are using a slightly different technique to delude yourself.
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Manifesting JH's polycule breakup and giving her a chance to start a more normal romantic relationship
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>>34819110
>It's more of a feeling than an actual force or power
I agree with this. It's the specific aggregate outcome of a chaotic unpredictable and therefore not completely controllable system.
>it doesn't exist in reality
I do not agree with this. Feelings exist. Chaotic systems exist. Unpredictable outcomes exist.
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>>34819115
I think I'm just going to refer you to this >>34819125
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>>34819125
>I do not agree with this. Feelings exist. Chaotic systems exist. Unpredictable outcomes exist.
Those exist but only as much as shadow exists relative to light. Those things are from ignorance or what is irrational, that is to say those feel real only because the mind has yet to understand them. It's the shadow that the light of the mind casts, and shadow is an absence of light, those things are absence of knowledge. Feelings exists yes but feelings are worthless unless the individual can explain where they come from and what external circumstances aroused them. Chaotic systems are systems without conscious and self actualised individuals or forces to organise it, and unpredictable outcomes stop being unpredictable once the individual identified the pattern or casuality preceding them.

When someone can't be bothered with all that they just turn a blind eye and say 'luck' lol
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>>34819059
I hate incels and sex so much.
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I didn’t consider how much psychological damage OP was going to inflict with this cheesecake illustration from Soulcalibur IV
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>>34819125
The feelings about the flying spaghetti monster exist
The flying spaghetti monster does not
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>>34819118
No thrift store I've ever been to accepts returns. Items are donated and sold as is, and any return is considered a donation. Proceeds are given to charity.
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>>34819123
>and giving her a chance to start a more normal romantic relationship
Should have done that earlier.
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>>34819119
I don't do raceplay in the bedroom, and he gave me a joke bracelet. There's nothing delusional about the progress I've made towards my goals. I'm in a relationship where I'm very happy, I'm engaged and trying for a baby, I'm more financially secure than ever, I'm no longer indebted to an abusive father, my relationship with my brother has improved dramatically, and I continue to be in the best health of my life. All my manifesting has been working beyond trying to get better at articulating myself on the fucking internet apparently.
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>>34819139
No one is beyond redemption
>>34819140
Even this freak
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I wish I were a squirrel or a crow instead of a person today.
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>>34819056
It's complete bullshit and based on a very shallow understanding of politics.
Different forms of extremism are mostly just similar, because they oppose the current system, however the cause and goal of that opposition is completely different
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>>34819133
Sex is amazing, incels are the exact opposite.
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>>34819144
I wish you were a happy person.
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JH inspires a suspicious amount of seethe
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>>34819146
see >>34819106 for a perfect example
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>>34819149
I’m happy enough. It just looks fun.
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>>34819150
It feels like it must be extremely personal, but I have no idea why.
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>>34819150
I’ve concernfagged about her plans to raise a kid with a throuple, but I imagine the bulk of the seethe is just from a woman not only being taken but double taken while posting here.
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>>34819059
>muh incel
>muh "fetish"
give it a rest, good lord you are exhausting with this
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>>34819150
She's a sperg that manifests more sperging
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>>34819156
That wasn't on my vision board this time.
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>>34819049
>That isn't JH, retard
We weren't talking about her yet, but you manifested our trolling, kek
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>>34819132
I think your definition of "exists" is very restrictive and not very useful in the context.
>feelings are worthless unless the individual can explain where they come from and what external circumstances aroused them.
I do not agree.

>>34819135
Yes. But like you say, the flying spaghetti monster exists as an idea. Ideas exist and are meaningful to talk about and refer to.
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>>34819142
>No one is beyond redemption
Except 36 year old women who want children, according to atoga.
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>>34819160
>the flying spaghetti monster exists as an idea. Ideas exist and are meaningful to talk about and refer to.
I think your definition of "exists" is too broad and not very useful in the context.
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>>34819153
Probably the insane misogynist who pretends to dislike everybody who was ever raped.
That's a severely mentally ill individual.
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MEN
Rank these characters' boob appeal from the OP image, out of a 1 - 10 score.
(Example: A 9/10, E 7/10... Etc)
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>>34819168
You are asking for way too fucking much and boob size is not that important.
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>>34819165
That's your prerogative to think.
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>>34819160
Chat
Auntie says the flying spaghetti monster is real
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>>34819168
From right to left, anything past A is beautiful. Anything past D can tell me to do whatever she wants and I will never ever raise my voice or talk back to her.
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>>34819168
M

A 8
B 7
C 9
D 6
E 8
F 6
G 5
H 4
I 3
J 2
K 0
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>>34819171
Let the lads have their fun its harmless preference scoring
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>>34819132
Also shadows exist and have a real effect in the real world.
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>>34819112
You'll end up getting your karma whatever the heck it's called for engaging in that type of stuff. It does happen.
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>>34819179
Physically speaking they do not exist, no mass no matter no substance so it doesn't tangibly exist.
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>>34819168
Not a guy, but H would be ideal, right? It's what I'd be happiest with.
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>>34819171
>boob size is not that important.
idk its a point of insecurity for me
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>>34819168
>A
6/10
>B
7/10
>C
7/10
>D
7/10
>E
7/10
>F
7/10
>G
8/10
>H
8/10
>I
8/10
>J
9/10
>K
10/10
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>>34819168
>>34819183
I agree with that anon. What's the point? Fucking lame ass question. Men aren't as shallow as female creatures. Just be nice and friendly and you'll get a bf in less than an hour.
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>>34819178
Stop being a passive aggressive piece of shit.

>>34819183
Face is much more important.
A person who loves the rest of you, will never refuse you for your boobs.
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How do I gently yet assertively tell a girl that she seems like the type that sleeps on the first date?
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>>34819180
Another one to add on my list.
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>>34819171
>>34819186
jh ahh posts
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Pikajewess are you here,I'm scared
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Hugging flat women
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>>34819185
>What's the point?
For fun or boredom killing it's just an illustration dude there's no harm stating preferences
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>>34819181
Gravity doesn't exist.
Electromagnetism doesn't exist.
Strong and weak nuclear forces do not exist.
Yet they are all very meaningful in physics.
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I wonder where small chested fat chaser femanon is from.
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>>34817169
My dad is a leo
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“Wanna grab a drink?” X WRONG!
“Me and my friends are going out tonight, wanna grab a drink with us?” YES!
I think I've never asked anyone out
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>>34819194
I think they grew her in a tube to mess with me, specifically
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>>34819193
this is such an unbelievably ignorant and obnoxiously moronic post, you have the iq of a median arab.
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Retarded cretins.
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>>34819189
No, stupid. I was the one asking about H. Fix your fucking radar or shut up.
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>>34819197
You're not old enough for her, she wants a daddy bf that's way older than her.
She needs somebody to take care of her.
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>>34819193
Sure but the point wasn't about meaning or utility it was a metaphor for the mind. When the mind understands the casual effects behind any instance of luck it stops being luck, because luck is just a place holder people refer to when they can't be bothered to investigate why something happened that they felt was convenient. Which is fine by the way, I don't believe in luck but I'll still use it as a linguistic artefact because no sane person would want to go into fill critical analysis mode for every single thing in life
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>>34819191
Scooting by hung men in tight spaces.
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>>34819193
Wdym, it's literally carrier particles working out
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Bug
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>>34819182
Everybody’s got their own preferences. J and K are my favorite, someone’s favorites are A and B, someone else’s is H.
H looks like the body type I see most commonly in clothing ads.
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>>34819192
It derails the thread. Asking that is the equivalent of asking "what's your favourite colour?"
It adds no value to the thread.
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>>34819201
I’m in my thirties. She’s probably too young for me. Real cute though
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>>34819186
>Stop being a passive aggressive piece of shit
? Men like boobs men like different types of boobs by shape or size the chart let's men creatively order and rank their preferences why is this a problem to you?
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>>34819206
Do nazis and Jewish girls attract each other
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State gender. What’s your favorite color?
M
Purple.
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>>34819209
It's ask the opposite gender anything. Sex appeal and boob preferences are very much related to the thread especially if men are asked as a group
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>>34819206
Virtual particles are the silliest thing scientists have invented yet
Scientists have no sense of right or wrong
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>>34819213
M
Blue
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>>34819211
Just keep trying to be a gaslighting little shit.
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>>34819184
I like this, consistent groupings. I don't share your love for smaller but I respect your refinement nice one
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>>34819215
Yeah, and the Flat Earth theory is also true
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>>34819208
Makes sense. I'll always count my blessings that there are men who like flatter chests, even if I wish mine wasn't.
>>34819213
F, black or seafoam green. I'm torn recently.
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>>34819221
Don't give the namefag any attention, nothing good comes from it.
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>>34819219
I was amused that it turned out that consistently.
Maybe I was just seeing things, but I could’ve sworn that in the last Soulcalibur they tweaked the jiggle physics a bit to make Ivy look like she actually has breast implants. Thought that was funny
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>>34819214
But the answers are obvious. Everyone likes big boobs (inb4 the flat simps jump out) with normal nipples, normal areolas with no weird marks on them or sag. Literally what is the point? But men also won't reject bitches who don't have big tits because we're not in a position to choose.
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>>34819213
f, black
>not a colour
light purple
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>>34819215
Gary, why do you support j*wish cock mutilators like Kittentroon?
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>>34819199
Youre the retarded cretin
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>>34819226
Black is a color. I’m not one of those people lol
It’s the color I wear most of the time
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>>34819225
It's not only size on that chart the shapes differ as well. Take a closer look, the image captures the differences of bust size, shape, even relation to heights as well.
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>>34819225
I like saggy tits. You sound like a teenage boy.
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>>34819213
M
Black and if that doesn't count it's red
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>>34819215
The aliens built the pyramids as well
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>all these black enjoyers
https://youtu.be/bberKwXeUDY
>Sheltered from the regard and wrath of men
>There, color is absent
>Life is black
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>>34819234
They used them as giant Volcano vapes. I read the Akashic records myself they were blowing down like crazy dude
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Why do women hate femdom
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>>34819214
>It's ask the opposite gender anything. Sex appeal and boob preferences are very much related to the thread especially if men are asked as a group
More than dykes and lgbtroons for sure
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>>34819236
Woah
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>>34819213
M
I used to really dislike green, but it's growing on me
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30, two failed relationships, and the growing belief that I need to be perfect before I can date

Title summarizes it I suppose.

I often feel like I have to be better or be a different version of myself before I am allowed to be loved. I have some wounds and I’ve been cheated on and didn’t exactly grow up in a safe household (infidelity was really common when I was growing up). I often struggle with negative thinking and low self esteem. I used to make really poor choices with drugs and sex. I didn’t know how wounded I was.

Despite this I’ve built a good life for myself. I’ve done a lot of therapy and internal work. I have a good career with benefits and a good salary, I have friends, hobbies, I’ve traveled and played in bands, I work out 5 days a week, I have a dog, I love gardening, I go to a run club sometimes, I play in a pickleball league and life is not all bad.

But I get so sad about being single. I always wanted to be a husband and have a good relationship. But I feel like it’s not going to happen anymore and I’m beginning to accept the possibility that I might just be single. And I’m trying to give myself meaning and heal my shit.

But also, I feel like I have to be perfectly healed. Like I can’t have bad days, I can’t get into moods, I have to have a nicer car that doesn’t have dents, I have to have better habits, etc, before I can be loved by someone that won’t hurt me like people in the past.

Does anyone else feel this way? The goal post is always changing in my mind. I don’t know what to do or believe. Again, I do therapy and I am always trying to help myself have a better outlook but it’s hard and I get really lonely and often feel like I have to improve more before anyone can date me.
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>>34819229
i basically only wear black
>>34819237
i will do gentle femdom but no inflicting pain
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>>34819239
True story bro
https://youtu.be/UKLBXWB4P_Q
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fuckin hell the moids instantly playing tampon save-a-foid and white knighting and cant answer a harmless titty preference lmao are the guys in here usually this whipped or is it just a few retards
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>>34819234
Aliens aren’t real, the pyramids are made of limestone concrete. The janny is awake I can’t talk for long
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>>34819247
just a few simpcuck retards
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>>34819249
sad. do they learn they wont get pussy as a reward for their pageantry eventually?
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>>34819237
Personally, I worry about my ability to do it safely and properly. During sex, I always end up flipping between being overly concerned and callously selfish towards the end. I don't like that my lack of stability could hurt a guy I love in the moment.
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>The janny is awake I can’t talk for long
Gary said as he stood abruptly from the corner booth, surveying the empty diner for unseen threats. He briskly shut his trench coat and threw on his hat as he clambered to the exit, obscuring his face behind the collar of his jacket from his two sole and bewildered observers: myself and the bored cashier.
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>>34819248
Woah
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>>34819250
most do
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>>34819253
Your mind is really getting blown today
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>>34819213
M
Magenta with a dash of extra red in the mix.
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As someone with an extreme femdom fetish, I kinda wish women were actually as evil and mean as this board says they are.
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>>34819202
This same argument is applicable to every word ever.
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>>34819257
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>>34819247
>>34819249
It's just a lame question. Nothing to do with simping. Who would they be simping for? Only the flat pedos are simping for good boy points from the flat femanons since big tits are rare here.
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>>34819262
Do you have any questions for the opposite gender?
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>>34819261
Yes. But deeper and more vibrant. I mean there's too much red in the bottle content itself, and it's too light on the label and the swatch on the paper.
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Gender
Do you pee in the shower?
Do you pee in the ocean?
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>>34819270
F. Not anytime recently, yes.
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>>34819270
F
no, no
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I matched with a woman who only has chest up photos on her profile. She looks kinda fat but could just be curvy. She lives an hour away, how do I ask for body pics without being mean so I dont waste my time if shes fat?
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>>34819268
Looks much more like a dusty red irl. You see this exact paint in a lot of old comics and illustrations intended for print
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>>34819277
Say "I only prefer skinny women" in your profile so everyone can swipe on you because you're probably uglier than her.
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>>34819279
Forgot to attach this
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>didnt die in my sleep
Nice
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>>34819277
There’s pretty much no way for you to politely ask if a woman is fat and supposedly angle frauding you. I would just assume she’s fat if I were in your shoes.
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>>34819257
>>34819261
>>34819268
>>34819279
One of these maybe.
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>>34819232
>Having taste = teenage boy
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Having vaginal pain from my period
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>>34819292
unfortunate. thanks anon

>>34819280
why are you attacking me, are you a woman?
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>>34819305
What does this mean, your pussy walls are sore?
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>>34819305
Having vaginal pain from masturbating too much.
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Gonna jerk off now. I started leaking precum from just having a boner earlier.
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>child bearing hips
>luscious thick hair
>acne free skin
>even a mole above my lip
>born a man
No I'm not trooning out. I just wish I could trade with a woman with a square jawline.
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>>34819305
Oo I’m getting mine anyday
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why does women eating ass have to be so hot
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>>34819305
Sorry about the whole biology thing
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I’m not sick but I’m not well

And I’m so hot cuz I’m in hell
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>>34819319
Why is gay sex so hot
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>>34819317
Just get leaner and marry a nice woman
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>>34819323
kys stinky fujo
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>>34819319
It honestly feels better than a guy eating my ass, too. It's like how women are better kissers, it's something about the energy behind it.
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>>34819317
You can just become a femboy anon.
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>>34819327
I’m too shy to ask
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Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs, now I'm an amputee, God damn you
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>>34819330
I find that hard to believe for some reason
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>>34819332
I find you hard
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My darling. Miss her
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>>34819328
Unfortunately I'm thirty.
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>>34819331
Don't you have two kids?
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>>34819330
I lucked out and didn't need to ask. I just had to be honest that I was interested in receiving and she shared that she was interested in giving. I'm pretty lucky to be with her.
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>>34819327
Maybe you're right, women really do look incredible when servicing another orally.
>>34819330
To eat ass, or have your ass eaten?
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>>34819330
I would head butt you and crack your skull fool
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>>34819335
Nah, I'm flaccid. My boner has eyes (eye?) for another
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Treating women like objects >>>>>>>
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>>34819338
I don't feel better when I'm fuckin' around
And I don't write better when I'm stuck in the ground
So don't teach me a lesson 'cause I've already learned
Yeah, the sun will be shinin' and my children will burn
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>>34819347
Treating objects like women >>>>>>>>
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>>34819347
The arrows are pointing to the exit door.
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>>34819342
Have eaten
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>>34819342
I think I look retarded eating pussy, but I also apparently suck at it so maybe that's why.
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>>34819349
A 4chan classic
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>>34819346
I don't want what you want, I don't feel what you feel
See, I'm stuck in a city but I belong in a field
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>>34819352
something to that, the better it looks, the better it must be
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Is it just universal truth that every company is full of complete retards? How do people get so rich running barely functioning businesses?
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>>34819309
Why is it an attack? If you were hot you'd be confident enough to post your cock or you lifting weights. But you don't so you're not. If you like being alone enough to scoff at a fat woman giving you a chance, just don't message her. No need to lie and say you're better than her either, because you're posting here about it.
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Yowza!
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>>34819323
you find anal hot enough to cheat on your husband with
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>>34819352
How is this hard? Find the clit and put semi hard pressure on it with your tongue. Use your hands too ungh
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>>34819325
Lmao, shut up you fag smoker.
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Pay for a tranny or jerk off alone? I'm lonely
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I'd like to eat femanon pussy.
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>>34819347
Treating your butthole like a conservative convention>>>>>>>
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>>34819359
Pretty much, it's usually only the CEOs at the top who have any real modicum of intelligence.
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>>34819298
Those would look hot on nails.
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>>34819365
Just jerk off alone
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>>34819362
Had the best sex last night. He didn’t last but I came as he fingered me
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>>34819372
>He didn’t last
Did he cheat too much before it?
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Had a dream where I had a gf. She held my arm as we walked down the street.
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>>34819374
I think he’d last longer if he already cheated are you re
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>>34819374
I wonder if her husband is peggable.
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>>34819327
have you rimmed a guy before?
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Reopening gf applications
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>>34819363
Idk. I suck dick well so idk why I can't get a good rhythm doing eating pussy. I know what she likes and all that, but I think I'm still figuring out how to go about it with my nails in the way. This is part of why I prefer using toys on her anyways.
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>>34819370
Why?
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>>34819375
Aww we talked about arm holding yesterday
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>>34819378
No, only my gf. I'm definitely more of a taker than a giver when it comes to buttstuff.
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>>34819381
lol your four inch long acrylics might have something to do with this, yeah
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>>34819380
Mmm gluten free applications
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>>34819376
Not if he wasted his cum and orgasms on one of your friends before you
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>>34819387
My nails aren't THAT long. But they do get in the way of some things. They're worth it for how pretty they are.
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I kinda want to date a sexy black woman like in her 30s
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>>34819391
I seent em. They've got to be at least two inches long in all seriousness right?
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>>34819393
Shut up
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>>34819381
>Idk. I suck dick well
Lmao, faggot
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Gender
Can you score a bingo?
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Remember trying to watch Feris bueller as a teenager and I just hated that prick stopped watching
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>>34819390
My point is he would’ve lasted longer, but maybe not we did it 2 nights ago :/
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>>34819400
My point is that he wouldn't, you retard
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Good morning goyim, what did you make for breakfast
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>>34819397
No
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>>34819402
Cappuccino
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>>34819402
My boo thang made toast with cream cheese
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>>34819394
You've seen them in your dreams, I bet. They're like an inch past the finger, longer total length obvs.
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>>34819402
Bagels with lox and cream cheese.
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16:25 dinner time is approaching
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>>34819406
I've seen them online, in this very thread! They looked longer.
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>>34819393
A lot of white girls in their 20's said the same thing, but they were all actually just interested in sex or having a threesome with their bfs. None of them actually wanted to get to know me.
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>>34819409
I've only ever posted references to my nail ideas, they were never my actual nails. I even said so.
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>>34819393
Is your second husband so unable to satisfy you?
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>>34819412
I must have you mixed up with someone else then.
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>>34819397
M
Nope.
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Never met anyone smart with fake nails. No way they can even wipe their ass properly.
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>>34819414
Did they say how long they were? I sort of enjoyed the idea of having the longest talons here.
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>>34819410
That’s not good
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>>34819404
Where’s the cream cheese
>>34819405
>>34819407
Based and creampilled
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>>34819418
She posted a picture of herself using a dildo. She had very long nails.
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>>34819413
He made me cum with his hands after fucking me for 40 min. He knows what I like
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>>34819397
M
No best penis disorder for me
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>>34819417
Everything takes finesse, but there's no loss in coordination. I wear nitrile gloves at work and do complex manual tasks with high stakes, and my nails have ever caused issues there. Wiping is nothing compared to sterile transfer techniques.
>>34819419
Yep, so you better be honest with your future black gf, or else.
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>>34819421
...You like lox even though it's a Jewish thing?
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>>34819424
Yet you still dream about dating black women instead
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>>34819422
Here?
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>>34819434
Yup, catboxed it
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>>34819429
I’m not that shallow <3
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>>34819433
We all dream

Don’t worry. You’ll find a sweet girl who doesn’t know how to cum
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>>34819430
Unless there’s interest rate on the salmon, it’s not Jewish
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>>34819446
Lox fillets are specifically Jewish in origin with the term Lox having Yiddish origins.
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>>34819446
>>34819448
Gary got caught supporting obviously j*wish shit again?
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>>34819448
Yeah jews invented food
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>>34819402
I can't decide. Haven't eaten yet.
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>>34819442
Most of us don't dream about cheating on our partners
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>>34819448
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_problem
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Told my ex I still loved him. My daughter was with him when I texted him. It was during a psychotic state and I don’t remember doing it
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>>34819460
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lox
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>>34819454
Somebody on the train this week said I looked like Hitler
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Actually the direct quote was “I will always love you”

Fucking kill me. News to me. Fucker has me paying back his childsupport. Don’t worry gang I’m getting cucked too
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>>34819462
What diagnosis did you get? I'm guessing Bipolar?
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>>34819462
You blame all your cheating on psychotic breaks? If they are that bad, you need to be kept in a mental asylum.
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>>34819464
You wish
https://youtube.com/shorts/SrLHPHFzz1w
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So is SpiderMan Brand New Say like classic spiderman with Toby?
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>>34819438
When was this?
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>>34819468
It was bipolar but it’s now major depression with psychosis
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>>34819474
A little under 12 hours ago in this thread, apparently. It got deleted.
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>>34819477
Thanks.
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>>34819469
I’m usually not horny when I’m psychotic. I’m thin and paranoid. Last time I called 911 on a electric truck outside my house
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>>34819477
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/catbox/deleted/deleted/
Damn, those are way too fucking long.
It's funny that's is also a black woman too like JH. lmao
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>>34819472
It’s not as good as any Rami directed in my opinion but it’s probably the best Tom Holland movie yet
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>>34819472
No. But punisher is there.
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>>34819484
It's just as good man
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>>34819469
I was already drugged and sent in a taxi to the state hospital for a month on 2014 because I smashed my face into a faucet and tried to hit myself with a butter knife
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>>34819487
I see you're just continuing to be in denial that you like Jewish cuts of fish.
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Hurt
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>>34819487
Was Hitler also a tsundere towards Jews?
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Question for the females. Does not having any friends or acquaintances affect whether a girl will decide to be with me in a relationship?
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>>34819491
And they let you keep children after that shit?
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Men, would you show yourself off in a bikini to a gas station for a whole dollar per gallon discount?
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>>34819493
Hope you get infected n die
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>>34819500
Yes, my ex and my then one year old visited me everyday. I was the only one who got visitors, they thought the others were getting jealous. Smelled like shit piss and puke. I snapped on a young guy who paced all day :/ I was asked why I was in the hospital.. they cut my hair with a vacuum

There was a pregnant druggy held there and I thought it was my purpose to save her

Another guy had healed long vertical cuts on his arms, he sat there like showing them off


We did underwater basket weaving


They took us outside sometimes. I forced myself not to look at the sky when planes were overhead in fear they wouldn’t be there when I looked
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>>34819502
No, I have a Costco membership.
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>>34819507
Can’t wait fucker
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>>34819508
Based CHIM elf
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>>34819502
Never
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>>34819502
No. I'd rather not traumatize any local children stuck in cars while their parent fills up on gas.
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Here's the deal
You say there's gaps to fill in, so here
Here's the deal
My father never stepped in
When his wife would rage at me
So I ended up awkward but sweet
Later than hospitals and still on my feet
Comfortably numb but with lithium came poetry
And baby I, I've been running on star drip
IV's for so long
I wouldn't know how cruel the world was
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>>34819511
Fuck you
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>>34819508
>Yes, my ex and my then one year old visited me everyday.
And you still fucking cheated on him
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>>34819519
Circular logic, not an argument
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>>34819519
I found a Craigslist reply to a man who was looking for someone to fuck his fat wife in the ass along with a pic I took of him on our 5 year anniversary on our shared laptop when I went back to school
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Want a cat
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>>34819522
You should get one. I love mine
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Thread is shit right now where are the questions and why is it a namefag circle jerk
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Genders, is it ethical to keep cats as indoor cats?
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Gender
Why didn't you step up?
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>>34819526
M
If you tailor your home to them, yes.
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>>34819528
How do I do that?
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>>34819521
I’m thinking somebody found that pic by doxxing and then set up a Craigslist ad to have you raped
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>>34819472
Depends on what you like
Do you really only accept the cartoony Raimi world? Do you really despise Spider-man interacting with the larger Marvel world?
If no then yeah it's pretty good. I like the Holland ones but out of the 4 it's the best one
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I’m beginning to accept that I might never be a husband or dad.
That being said I’m having a bit of a crisis and trying really hard to give my life meaning and be grateful for what I have, but I am bummed.

What are you supposed to do in life? Am I supposed to be happy all of the time? Like what is there??
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>>34819529
Give them stuff to scratch, windows to look out of, toys to play with and plenty of vertical space for them to climb and perch on.
They spend most of the day asleep. They don't really ask for much.
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>>34819523
A hairless cat me want
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>>34819535
I'd like one someday too. They're more of a hassle to take care of than normal cats though.
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>>34819526
F
It seems more ethical compared to letting them roam around and risk getting run over or killed by another animal.
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>>34819530
Nah he quietly said he didn’t meet up, just replied to cum
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>>34819532
>What are you supposed to do in life?
You're not supposed to do anything besides breathing eating sleeping shitting pissing. Anything else is just extracurricular. You're not 'supposed' to feel a specific particular emotion, there are no rules on how you should feel at any given moment. It's also impossible to be happy all of the time no one who has ever lived has achieved that because every emotional state has expiry dates.
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>>34819527
M
My priorities were all messed up when I was seven years old. I thought I was going to be Indiana Jones when I grew up. I shouldn't have slacked in my marriage counseling duties
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>>34819536
Yes need baths Me still like Me has dog old
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>>34819532
Marry Asian girls. Quickly.
Actually, that market may be oversaturated... African village girls? Amazonas girls?
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>>34819532
As a biological imperative it’s more important than people give it credit for especially as a social function
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>>34819544
Why anon caveman
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Did this guy deserve to be fired?
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>>34819553
Twitter slop bait
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>>34819553
He might have. I suspect that was the last straw and not the sole reason they fired him.
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>>34819526
M
Two friends are doing it and my gut feeling is telling me no, even though they did do some of >>34819534 and apparently also plan to leash-train her to go outside.
I guess I'm just too used to the cat that lives with my parents out in some village and can safely go outside whenever she pleases
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>>34819532
Sooner or later you will die. It doesn't much matter if it's sooner or later because the outcome is the same. So just don't worry and chill. If you succeed cool, if you fuck up it's NBD because it wouldn't have made a difference anyway in the end.
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>>34819556
It's best to let them outside occasionally in my opinion too, but keeping them exclusively indoors is unfortunately much more ethical if you live somewhere with a lot of traffic.
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>>34819542
You’re forgetting breeding. While not immediately important, it is important on a macro scale for long term survival. It’s part of what made social roles a success (you help your cousins and your dna survives)
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When do cute girls log on
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>>34819553
>women want to be treated like men
>complain and can't handle the bants

I highly doubt this happened though because it's on twitter
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>>34819532
If you want kids, go try to have them. They make my life have purpose.

I decided a while ago I don’t want any regrets, so be brave
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>>34819549
Hur hur
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>>34819553
We’ve all had strep from sucking too much
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>>34819535
Shit taste
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>>34819553
No, and he probably won't get fired at all. She is saying he is getting fired but all she did was file a complaint and assumed he will be fired. She mouths off about it on social media for clout.
We had a similar situation at my work, a younger dude I work with said a crass womanizing joke, nothing perverted or anything just a 'thats what she said' sort of thing. I told him to stop joking and get back to work because there was a fat dyed hair zoomer girl with septum piercing right next to him when he said the joke. Surprise surprise she calls in and complains of sexism and harassing behaviour even though she wasn't being joked at or was part of the convo, she just inserted herself as a victim because zoomer girls are retards.
All he got was told not to do it again by our boss but the boss who is also a woman said "crazy fucking bitch" under her breath. No one likes girls who start shit over tacky humour
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>>34819564
Buh? Guh?
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>>34819550
>I don't see the point of bragging that you are dating a girl out of your league.
Who is ever bragging about that and how often does it happen? Almost never.
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Idk if the world is ending maybe a $100k wedding isn’t a bad idea
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I want to live in a place with some grass and trees like I've seen in my dreams
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>>34819553
That's plenty of misogyny.
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>>34819573
You're getting married?
People thought the world was imminently going to end forty years ago. Keep that in mind
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>>34819534
They have a scratching pole, and its a three story house with stairs and windows. Sometimes I let them out in the garden under supervisions. Sometimes I don't despite them asking for it, when I don't feel like supervising cats.
I haven't given them any particular toys. What kinds of toys do cats like?
>They spend most of the day asleep.
Yeah. I'm worried it's a sign of depression or understimulation.

>>34819537
I wonder if they wouldn't be happier roaming free, despite that risk.
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>>34819570
Hugh huh.
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>>34819573
Do you even have 100k to blow on a ring
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>>34819575
If she can take a dick she can take a joke
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>>34819579
>>34819579
>>34819579
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>>34819558
I totally get it, they live in a flat so it's also just logistically not feasible to let her go in and out.
That's just the kind of situation where I personally would just reconsider if I'd want to get a cat at all, in the first place
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>>34819553
M
No.
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>>34819573
$100k/365 = $275/3 = $90
That’s enough burritos to feed four for a year
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why did the women council tm agree to never allow women to date me?
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>>34819555
Fucking this.
It feels like the internet has made people incapable of appreciating how important context is. Imagine someone making a post about how their partner broke up with them for a your mom joke, omitting that that it happened at their mom's funeral or some shit like that
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>>34819563
I try and date but it’s really tough.
I would love to be a father and have a family. But I feel like trying to force it has led me to failure. Or like just too many expectations. I really just don’t know

>>34819560
My libido is ridiculous. I eat clean food and exercise almost every day and I’m generally just extremely horny and sexually frustrated but I do not like casual sex so
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>>34819577
>Yeah. I'm worried it's a sign of depression or understimulation.
It can be, but they do naturally just sleep for anywhere from 12 to 16 hours a day.
You'd be able to tell if a cat were depressed or understimulated, I assure you. The latter makes them very irritable, destructive and aggressive.
>I haven't given them any particular toys. What kinds of toys do cats like?
Balls they can chase around, stuff big enough for them to grab onto and kick as if it were prey, just about anything dangling from a rod.
The fishing rod-style toys are your safest bet, probably. You can get them good and worn out with those.
Catnip or silvervine don't hurt either, but I don't feel comfortable giving them to my cats very often.
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>>34819580
Who would blow their wedding budget on the ring?
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>>34819588
For the greater good.
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my cat sleeps on my bed now. it makes me happy
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>>34819573
Don't have a partner, so I can't judge, but if I was getting married to someone I'd probably much prefer a cheaper wedding and then spend the rest of those 100k on going on a few vacations or buying something nice for together.
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>>34819588
A time traveler told them what your son would do
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>>34819574
That's hardly a big ask.
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>>34819540
Damn but could you imagine if that did happen
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>>34819593
>>34819600
I understated
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>>34819563
>If you want kids, go try to have them.
Not if you can't take care of them like Gary
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>>34819592
You
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>>34819595
Huge W
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>>34819610
You’re just as likely as I am to be the type of person to Craiglist rape elf
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Genuinely what did he mean by that
>>
Only you’d never have the balls to do any raping
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>>34819631
Never will we know
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So what are your plans for the eclipse today?
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A grand adventure awaits me. The deserts and the mountains the rivers and the oceans. I must cross them all. Farewell. Next month.
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>>34819624
Tease
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The whole “never going to be a husband or dad” thing actually hurts so much some days that I’ve begun thinking about taking my own life.
I am just so emotionally exhausted of feeling this way.
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>>34819679
This makes me so mad. Download a couple apps and put yourself out there.
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>>34819679
You’d have no regrets with a average woman, even if she were psycho or ugly
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>>34819679
Go before I rape you and we’d have a downs baby

Still no regrets dude
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>>34819685
I have apps, they are horrible. I’ve exhausted them. I’ve met many women through dating apps and it never goes anywhere.

>>34819696
Honestly fuck it man put it in

>>34819690
People deserve to be with someone who values them and doesn’t think they are psycho or ugly.
I don’t have very high standards but I can’t just pick someone random. It’s not fair to them.
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>>34819705
Please don’t give up. Join the millennial app meetup
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>>34819705
Postpartum depression again? I’m so tired
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>>34819705
Church? I’d join a church to look for a wife if I were a guy
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All my friends are from NAMI

Find something to do with people. Join a photography class
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>>34819721
Maybe.
I wouldn’t expect a good girl to forgive me for my fucked up past.
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>>34819785
The whole reason people are supposed to go to church is because they want forgiveness for their fucked up pasts, anon. You'd be in good company.
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men.. for what reason are we not making out rn?
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>>34820066
Are you gonna play with my feelings femanon
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>>34820070
i would never <3
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Oh wow, keep going
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>>34820116
How old are you?
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>>34819638
Relax. It's not important. Preparing for extreme weathers is important
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>>34819705
I feel that like most failed wifeguys you only see the women as a means to obtain "husband and dad" status. Your glorification of this is making you Desperate
I advise you to focus on flirting, getting to know women and fucking them without further expectations. You will sooner or later meet a woman who will be happy to rope you into marriage, because thats how it works.

Lastly,a cautionary tale: A friend of mine married an insane woman who later abducted their child and put him through divorce hell. He admitted to me that in front of the altar, he knew she was crazym But he wanted the "husband and dad"thing so desperately he chose to ignore his own judgement, turning his life into a clusterfuck.
Repent from your desperation, and learn to be a man first of all.



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