>>34816686
עם ישראל חי
there's a real beauty to hentai
The new Spider-Man movie in a nutshell
>>34819585Hello Mossad how are you doing today?
Starting to realize, I am retard with no hirable skills working a dead end job. Is there Any coming back from this?
>>34819602No
This will be the month I take my life back
>>34819597Peter x Jane > Peter x MJ so much it's unreal
>>34819602Yeah. It's not going to happen without any effort on your part though.
>>34819602>No hirable skills>Working a jobWell you got hired clearly
>>34819579Seems to be a lot of Jean/Peter shippingUnfortunately we all know how it will end
>>34819597Stop spamming.
Oh my fucking god it's ask the opposite gender general not SpiderMan Marvel capeshit general
>>34819606This will be the month I take my life
>>34819618ask a question for the opposite gender then
>>34819602>no hirable skills>got hired anywayWell done, anon!
>>34819618This is often Unemployed OP's Flavor of the Month Special Interest general.
This mid cashier keeps flirting with me.Should I try to get my dick sucked?
>>34819619This will be the month I make my wife
Women, why aren't you as sexy and cute as Sadie Sink?
Women, if I demanded pictures of Spider-Man on my desk by the end of the day, could you deliver?
>>34819614It's Spider-Man, he can make them straight again
I wish Disney never bought Marvel.
>>34819627Didn't Sadie Sink have a band called ]v[ e g a D e t ]-[?
Women, who do you want to play Black Cat?
>>34819597I kinda like Jean. I think telepath romance would be interesting. And I think gen Z could handle another Ramona Flowers.
>>34819632Sony owns the Spidey movie rights
>>34819618And in the previous thread you guys seethed about some Soulcalibur's boobs, can't please everyone
Wishing for the death of people I don't like does not make me a bad person.
The people vote elf
>>34819633One of my friends has met Dave Mustaine before. One of his coworkers has known him for years and introduced them to each other last year at NAMM.Apparently Dave Mustaine will very politely decline to shake your hand the first time he meets you and explain that "I don't mean any offense man I'm sorry I just uh, maybe next time."
>>34819639I know, just sharing my two cents.
>>34819630Women really love Spiderdick even if he shoots out radioactive jizz
>>34819621Thank you
Is it true that a lot of girls these days respect women who do onlyfans, but don't respect ment who pay for onlyfans? Doesn't it take two to tango?
I think all mind readers should be killed.
Watch him become a god
>>34819644Probably because he had throat cancer at that time. He battled it for years and was most likely on Chemo medication, which lowers the immune system and it's advised not to shake random people's hands to stay healthy
>>34819635Sydney Sweeney
>>34819647Some years ago I remember /co/ laughing about Peter Parker canonically having a small penis.
>>34819651It's actually the reverse. Men love to pay for OF whores despite bitching and moaning about how OF is destroying society.
I'm rubbing my lip raw again I gotta shave
>>34819656WatI'm not a comic book nerd, explain.
>>34819651i have no respect for only fans. porn is evil
>>34819651Most women hate OF and OF sluts but women have this annoying habit of being overly agreeable and so they mostly don't say shit about it publicly. The only women you see praising OF girls are the sluts themselves, aspiring sluts, or Aspie/loser social reject girls trying to impress the bad girls to fit in.
Women Thoughts on Pepé Le Pew. Dose he have game?
Stop talkinf a out SpidermAn
>>34819654Ah welp lol, that would explain it.I was so jealous when he told me he met him. “Don’t you like Megadeth?” and then he just casually drops that on me lolReminds me of the time he caught “this great jazz pianist” live once. It was Chick Corea. I’d tried to put him onto Return to Forever for like three years at that point agh lol
>>34819614
>>34819651>Doesn't it take two to tango?It takes a certain amount of skill and effort to run a scam but you're not going to get any respect for being the one getting scammed.
>>34819666Forgot picAlso check em
Men have to be successful at suicides because we have pride and honor. If you already bought a rope and drove to some forest, you can't just go back home like nothing happened. The walk of shame back will haunt you.>you failed at life AND at suicide? While females can easily back out of anything since they lack pride and honor. It's how they cheat and lie so easily.
>>34819666He's a cartoon skunk. Why are you looking towards a cartoon skunk for game?
Nobody pays for porn same as with gambling like Stake.com. All the money is in advertising, the funds are from Jewish investment firms
>>34819674I think he is cute
>>34819673Retarded bait.
>>34819668Nice. The only famous jazz guy I met and shook hands with was Charlie Gabriel but I think a lot of people got that honor since he is extremely loyal to fans and always does public appearance
>>34819667HE'S A FUCKING MENACE TO THE ENTIRE CITY
>>34819670I don't respect scammers at all
>>34819662I don't really remember the details. I thought maybe some of you nerds would know. Something about a panel with Peter in tighty wities being drawn with a small bulge, I think
>>34819682Oh, that's disappointing. He could just be a grower.
>>34819677What is retarded about it? It makes sense. It's why females constantly don't fulfill their promises, ghosting, not showing up to dates etc, and why they can't actually commit to anything.
>>34819680I haven't watched any Spider-Man movies in like 20 years. Did they bring JK Simmons back for this role in any of them since?
>>34819684You're really committed to your lazy "women bad" bait.>>34819686I know they turned his character into a shitty Alex Jones parody in the newer movies.
>>34819642Eddie Brock literally prayed to god to kill Spider-Man and he got a redemption arc so you might be onto something
>>34819666If he had consent, he'd have game. But the entire point was that he was a skunk romancing a cat because she looked similar to him. But they were not and he was clumsily barking up the wrong tree.
>>34819683Yeah well you know how anons are, meming on incidental trivialities.
>>34819688>I know they turned his character into a shitty Alex Jones parody in the newer movies.Oh fuck me running. Great
>>34819688I mean a newspaper editor doesn't make sense in 2028 or whatever year they're set in now
>>34819688You're not explaining how it's wrong. Saying bait over and over again like a child doesn't disprove anything.
Was it necessary?
>>34819700What am I supposed to disprove? Your opinion that women don't commit to anything? The fact that you think it's a win that men are more successful in their suicide attempts?
Women just for a laugh reply to this post and admit you are evil let's see what the incels do
>>34819703Stop please
>>34819708Why are you so butthurt over Spidey?
>>34819703was it rape? And if so, who's the victim?
>>34819697I'd argue it would. I think it'd be more insightful and a lot truer to the comics to portray him as an editor at an obvious New York Times stand-in instead of lol wacky infowars guyBut I'm perhaps taking current year Spider-Man a bit too seriously
>>34819682>>34819683Huh
I feel like people don't acknowledge how insane it is that Willem Dafoe has played a Spider-Man villain often enough
>>34819714Bugle is really the Post not the TimesBut regardless Jameson is more just a man full of hatred for Spider-man and it makes more sense that he's online looking for views rather than a editor looking to sell copies
There's this image of you and I
There are no images of she and I. :(
>>34819722He absolutely brutalized two different ones tooNWH is really bad in places but that condo fight makes the whole thing worth it imho
Marvel are such plagiarizing hacks:>Doctor strange (1963) stolen from Doctor Fate (DC 1940)>Quicksilver (1964) stolen from The Flash (DC 1940)>Hawkeye (1964) stolen from Hawkeye (DC 1941)>Vision (1968) stolen from Red Tornado (DC 1968, months earlier than Vision)>Thanos (1973) stolen from Darkseid (1970 DC)>Moon Knight (1975) stolen from Batman (DC 1939)>Deadpool 'Wade Wilson (1991) stolen from Deathstroke 'Slade Wilson' (DC 1980)>X-Men (1963) Debuted only a few months after Doom Patrol (DC 1963). Both feature a wheelchair-using leader and a team of outsiders/misfits.Don't look up Stan Lee's "Early Life" on Wikipedia
>>34819729Hawkeye stolen from Green Arrow*
>>34819729Lazy bait, also DC is filled with Jews too.
>>34819729They've both stolen from each other it's fine
what do you do if you are the attention guy? I feel like girls check me out a lot but if I actually take a shot , I get some excuse or rejection
Whenever in wrong about anything or someone corrects me it sends me into an internal suicidal spiral of shame
>>34819706Mommy wuvs u
>>34819733I try to not let a handful of loser women treating me like shit define who I am.
>>34819729All this is true but Deadpool was more of a parody of Deathstroke than a ripoff.
I'd love to have a crippled girlfriend because I could just put her away when I'm done with her
>>34819711I like spidey don't post him
Random ladies from my life dm me sometimes on their own accord, how difficult would it be to get one of them to suck my dick?
Femanons, how would you tell her?
I only have one friend. I talk to him once a month. That is the extent of my social interaction. I do feel quite lonely.
>>34819614She's entering her redemption arc>>34819713She raped both of them
Girls, would you date a guy with a terminal illness who just didn't want to die a virgin?
>>34819614>>34819597>>34819579Nobody cares.
>>34819748Go easy on them they need something to bait about, they've just found their hook
>>34819729>Doom patrol >Both have a cripple leaderHad to look it up and holy shit lol Marvel are fucking scammers
>>34819748I care
>>34819748You clearly do
What am I supposed to text to a girl who asked to exchange contact info, but I don't know what she's looking for?
>>34819754>n-no uYou are mentally less developed than a 12 year old.
>>34819729Doom Patrol has more lgbt characters than X-Men ever did
>>34819749Sir, do you prefer your regular incel baits?
>>34819563>They make my life have purpose.Unlike posting yourself online for others?Either way, it's horrible to put all your life's purpose on other people.
>>34819759In the comics no.In the gay zoomer TV show yes because zoomers are obsessed with being queer neurodivergents for attention
I'm scared of girls
Ready the Vanguard.
>>34819762The street is a tranny in the comics
>>34819703Fem NTRTrip on Ohio
>>34819764I’m not scared of them but currently don’t trust them.
>>34819706I'm so mean I'll make you cum from your butt
State gender
>>34819767One character and it was a transvestite, just a guy who jerks off while wearing panties not the same as a troon
>>34819742Not that difficult
>>34819771That doesn’t sound very mean
>>34819748>t. Scott Summers
>>34819772Telepaths deserve no rights
>>34819776Jean Grey is a BPD cunt when you think about it>Monkey branches all the time>Cheats a good number of times >Juggles multiple men at a time>Thinks she's special plays mind games literally>Has a mental breakdown and turns into a psychotic bitch >Lives at a mental institution basically
>>34819776God I really hope they don't do a wolverine-jean love triangle again
>>34819777
>>34819781Here is the real man's X-Men waifu, the THINKING man's girl, Rogue (X-Men evolution)>Goth >Southern drawl accent >Has a body count of 0>Virgin, never kissed or hugged or had sex due to her powers Jean Grey is going to hell
>>34819762A trans woman literally wrote the run after Grant Morrison (who is they/them) and then put her own friend in the story. Gerard Way also inserted lesbians and beastiality.
>>34819756Start with something like "Hi it's Anon, is this Femanon?" to confirm and go from there.If she lives close to you take her somewhere.
>>34819787More importantly>nearly kills girlboss Captain Marvel
>>34819788Stop picking my convenient narrative apart anon stop making good points I am trying to anger marvel losers
>>34819760I'm a discerning gentleman with refined tastes
>>34819775Rawrrrrr
Spider-Man raped her firstShe counter-raped him
You ever reject someone and then regret it later?
Jean Grey has been my waifu since 2007. Bak off!
>>34819788>Grant Morrison (who is they/them) He wasn't when he wrote that, and I'm pretty sure he only goes by they/them because he thinks it's funny, and I also know he doesn't care about being called he because he's not that much of a faggot. Rachel Pollock was indeed an autogynephile who gave Robotman tits in one issue.
>/atoga/ - Jean X Peter generalPreferable 2bh
Is Jean Grey in the new Spider-Man movie or something?
Women, what causes strife and cattiness among women?
Women do you want a boyfriend that you want to drool over his muscles and V-taper, and be clingy?
>>34819805Doesn’t sound like “just because it’s funny” to me, anon.
Women, what do you wear to church? What is too much, what is too little?
>>34819787Man-chin.>never kissed or hugged or had sex due to her powersThen how did she find out?
>>34819815I wear church dresses daily. They are modest and I get compliments on constantly
>>34819818What the fuck is a church dress
>>34819819I don’t know but my best friend‘s husband who’s 50 said they’re really sexy
>>34819821Are you planning to cuck your best friend?
>>34819814He's exactly the kind of fag who will stop doing that eventually.
>>34819821You’re histrionic and genuinely retarded
>>34819823Never, I love her more than anyone, plus she’s
>>34819821>best friend‘s husbandThe one who fucked you in the ass while you were dating your current husband?
>>34819826Hope your kid gets cancer
>>34819829Nonono
>>34819830C'mon, they are suffered enough with such a mother
>>34819828Columbian and would murder me
>>34819830You make me feel so alive
>>34819815I attend very infrequently. Usually I wear black slacks and a blouse, or a skirt and a blouse. No jeans and modest overall. Many people dress extremely casually, there's no dress code so you can wear whatever you want but I think it's better to go for modest business causal
Women who have sissy cuck husbands, does he genuinely enjoy it and do you love him?
Femanons, how do you feel about reverse rape?
>>34819842smal potato stuff
>>34819842It's not "reverse", assault is assault. But you're probably talking about fun rape
>>34819801Regret rejecting them? NoRegret meeting them? Yes.
>>34819842Hot. We need more of it.
>>34819844
>>34819801No, all my regrets are about not ending things sooner
I don't like fall. It's chilly outside. It'll be cold and miserable until snow falls.
>>34819853It is the tail end of summer right now and 30c out bud
>>34819801A little bit. I dated a girl a while ago that was very good to me. Would send me nice little texts throughout the day and was very cuddly in person. She wanted a long-term relationship.Unfortunately, she indirectly admitted to have given bjs and gotten creampied many times in the past and was now in the "I'm tired of games, I want a real relationship" phase in her life. That all turned me off, so I split with her.I'm lonely as shit now and haven't had any luck with women since then, but I think I made the right decision.I do miss the texts, haha nowadays the only texts I get are from my boss.
>>34819853Where the fuck do you live? It's 90 here and Europe is getting another heatwave
>>34819813I wanna squishem and lick >his hips.
>>34819852Yikes, what happened?
>>34819807Ye
>>34819815https://youtu.be/cvDd8XnECEg
>>3481985416C here. The morning was grey, then around lunch the sun came out, then suddenly rain, and now it's sunny again, but cold.
>>34819857Northern europe.
The eclipse is about to start, get your seats ready.
>>34819864When I think of northern Europe I think of cute scandi girls getting plapped by African migrants.
>>34819703Was this necessary?
>>34819859Nothing exiting, just that I always stayed in relationships beyond the point where I knew I needed to break up. Or even more casual dating, seeing people when I didn't really want to, trouble saying no, that kind of thing
>>34819868She did some really fucked up things that they're just gonna hardwave away
>>34819869>seeing people when I didn't really want to, trouble saying no, that kind of thingHow do you manage to do this?
If grannies call me handsome does that mean milfs would also find me handsome
The phantom, exterior like fish eggsInterior like suicide wrist ragsI could exercise you, this could be your phys ed
>>34819856>I'm lonely as shit now and haven't had any luck with women since then, but I think I made the right decision.If she was hot, you fucked up. We are in the peak hypergamy timeline. There will be no change in our lifetime, so we have to take what's available, even if it is a worthless slut because loneliness will kill you faster.
>>34819846True that
>>34819872Not sure what you mean. I would just sometimes go along with things. I had trouble sorting out how I actually felt and what I actually wanted, so sometimes I had trouble refusing people or saying no. I didn't have to manage to do anything, it was the opposite. Agreeing and getting swept along without doing much of anything
>>34819877>Caring about women's hypergamy Ngmi
Women can do no wrong
How do you get over being single? How do you not feel sad about it all the time? How do I finally give it up and learn to live my life?
>>34819881Lazy bait.
>>34819876Cheat on your man homie
>>34819883>How do you get over being single? How do you not feel sad about it all the time?By having worse problems.
>>34819880Make what? You already lost if you're single in your 20s, your prime years. None of our ancestors were pussyless like this.
>>34819594Yeah especially stuff like night shift nurses and bible black
I must admit. Sometimes, I fantasize about you too
>>34819879Got any advice for people who can't take the hint? I find myself on the opposite side of this situation.
>>34819875If you can handle their potatoes
>>34819878Please don't get me started on the absolutely deranged gender discourse around Obsession
>>34819862Man, this is awfulPoppy peaked with Concrete
>>34819889About my green name and my blue rectangle?
>>34819876You’re a genuine dicksucker
>>34819885AAAH I tried to sneak through the door
>>34819889ngl same, I woke up this morning with an insane urge to masturbate to >her
>>34819887>Make what? You already lost if you're single in your 20s, your prime years. None of our ancestors were pussyless like this.Your parents fucked fine, so did your grandparents and your great grandparents and your great-great grandparents and your great-great-great grandparents and your great-great-great-great grandparents. Also 20s are not prime years for men and never have been, a man's prime is age 35 - 48.
>>34819901>a man's prime is age 35 - 48.Nigga you are basically decomposing atp
>>34819889I try to dream about her sometimes, but my subconscious won't let me. I'm now trying to just forget about her completely.
>>34819898Can't make it, can't make it, this shit's stuck OUTTA MY WAY SON
>>34819881I’m horny all the time and when I’m having sex I’m thinking this is it, this is why I worked “hard” today, I’m in heaven
>>34819905DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
>>34819889Huh? Who?
>>34819902Stop thinking like a female only women should worry about the age 35 - 48 not men. Men's sex appeal hits maximum heights at this age
>>34819910>Men's sex app- *blows your joints up*
>>34819838Would wearing a white blouse with jeans be okay? Other people at this church wear jeans, I could also wear some flats to dress it up a bit
>>34819910>just be without pussy for 30-40 yearsThat's some massive cope from you.
>>34819909Being vague is fascinating and interesting and mysterious. Probably isn't about anyone
I accidentally got pads that are the length of my arm
>>34819916Horse pussy
>>34819903How do you try?
>>34819908Hodor?
>chick gets modest breast implants>women seethe uncontrollably about itwhy does this happen so much?I dont see women constantly seething about women getting breast reductions though, makes you think?
>>34819776Poor Cyclops can't catch a break
>>34819891Not really, because my behaviour was absolutely 100% on me and I doubt I gave any hints. As a teenager it was more just messiness and assuming it was expected of me. As an adult, I never had trouble turning people down, it was more having trouble with ending things because I didn't fully trust my own feelings or perceptions. So there were no real clues in my behaviour, I'd put on my game face and keep trying my best
>>34819920Lazy bait.
>>34819908PLEASE! I BEG YOU!!!
>>34819918Trying to abandon all hope for a reconnection and accept that it likely didn't mean anything to begin with. I'm trying to remind myself how little this woman cared to learn about me.
Hey girls, I don't really think onlyfans is that bad. As long as the girl is enjoying herself, and I as the customer am enjoying myself, I think that's fine. And an ethical way to masturbate. And, I know that a lot of the big pages are run by agencies, and that's no good, but some smaller pages are actually the girl herself in the messages, and I like having custom content made for me. Yes, I like it a lot.
"half a decade" is my favorite zoomer neologism
>>34819916I'll get pads for boyperiods tomorrow.
>>34819928Since when was that a neologism
>>34819926Bad bait.
>>34819923>I disagree with the fact women seethe at women that get implants because le male gaze, therefore it's bait.
>>34819931It just amuses me when young people say it for emphasis instead of five years
>>34819912Absolutely. Tons of people wear jeans at the churches I go to as well, and pairing them with a blouse and flats sounds cute and perfect to me
>>34819926>And an ethical way to masturbatehttps://www.yahoo.com/news/onlyfans-owner-pledged-11-million-174659746.html
I have to go to that place again, that place from whence I swore to never return.
>>34819933>Muh women are always bullying other women for looking attractive post isn't bait and if you think it is you're just projecting!Your bait is so lazy you didn't even bother to post a Twitter screencap.
>>34819932It's not bait. I am subscribed to an OnlyFans page right now and I'm having a good time. If I had a girlfriend, I would not subscribe, because it doesn't feel right to spend money like that if I had a girl in my life. But I don't, so I spend money on a friendly girl who provides masturbation material for me.
>>34819936Okay thank you very much!!
>>34819922Dang.I feel like I need to completely change my approach so I don't annoy a woman as much as I did the last one.
>>34819940>for looking attractiveI didn't say looking attractive but getting breast implantswomen dont shun women for being attractive. they shun them for being hot for the male gaze. Which is why breast implants are seen as a sin.also i think it's clear that im not saying -le all women- but a lot of them.
>>34819947>This is totally a thing that happens guyz!>I'm not gonna post any proof of this whatsoever thoughAgain, your bait is so lazy you can't even be bothered to post one Twitter screencap.
>>34819895I agree, a lot of her music is cringe but Concrete and Lowlife are genuinely great songs
>>34819940>Calls it bait>Takes it anyway Are you fucking stupid
>>34819948>This is totally a thing that happens guyz!yes.now let's guess what anonette will hit us with>ONE ARTICLE DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING!!!!!!>OK ITS THE GUARDIAN, READ BY LOTS OF LEFTISTS ALL AROUND THE WORLD BUT IT'S STILL NOT REAL>OK ITS REAL BUT ITS ACTUALLY GOOD!!!!
>>34819953Fucking finally you put in some effort to post some news slop to your bait. Now your bait is just regular shitty bait.
>>34819953America is a disease.
>>34819877She was quite below average I'd say, but cute in some ways.
>>34819954>LE THIS IS NOT HAPPENING BECAUSE I SAY SO! I WIN DA INTERWEBZ ARGUMENT!!!lol
>>34819936Can you post any other examples of appropriate outfits? I’m worried of looking matronly or too office-like
girls, what do you think of guys who are basically sorta into everything sexually? like, if you peeked into his browser history and saw both straight and gay stuff and everything in between? does it make a difference if the gay stuff is predominantly femboys?
I need something to scramble my neurons and land a better spread
>>34819877>so we have to take what's availableStfu cucky. Its better to have nothing than something you don't really like. And besides, you're just coping your Plapjaking habit as you're too complacent and scared to go for the women you're actually into.
>>34819960NtaHave you never been to church?
>>34819959Remember to post a Twitter screencap of a raging feminist that may or may not be a bot account next time. I believe in you!
>>34819579Peter is so cute in this I wanna squish his cheeks (nonsexual)
>>34819966I have and every time I’ve felt under or overdressed
>>34819945If you genuinely annoyed someone then yeah, it's probably good to take stock and self evaluate. It can be hard sometimes to find that middle ground between pushing too much and being too passive. But please don't take what I'm saying into consideration, like I said my behaviour was 100% on me and the times when it wasn't were in a different context than two adults meeting on equal footing
>>34819967>xe keeps arguing about some bot twitter account as if that was my evidence, because thats what xe was prepared fornext time actually read what I post.
>>34819970I really just don't know what to make of the last woman I tried to have a relationship with. It was great until it wasn't, and then she was with someone else but didn't tell me until I asked what was going on.
>>34819961>girls, what do you think of guys who are basically sorta into everything sexually? like, if you peeked into his browser history and saw both straight and gay stuff and everything in between? does it make a difference if the gay stuff is predominantly femboys?Posts like this make me thankful the women are giving men the loneliness epidemic. It's well fucking deserved.
>>34819969M or F?
I think I'm the only guy on Earth who feels like "yup 5'9" is exactly the height I wanted to be, good job God you nailed it"
>>34819969Do you not attend very often or something?
why is the male gaze bad again?The female gaze is all about men being 6'2" hot guys, and that's a good thing to strive forwhy are women being asked to be the best possible version of themselves bad again?Im open to any opinions as long as you're arguing in good faith :)
Male gays haha
>>34819974women are passive variables in this, society is what has driven us apart. Like, why you don't see boys and girls as friends during school because it's so taboo and no parent is going to let a young boy and girl hangout alone.
>>34819978>Wants people to take his bait in good faithYou can just give up and admit you lost anon.
Oh sweet nothing
>>34819961Faggot
>>34819975Nta Genuinely how are some of you even alive
>>34819984Faggotposter is a girl? Wowee
>>34819980NTA and I haven't followed the reply chain, but boys and girls were friends all the time when I was in school. I was part of a pretty evenly mixed friend group.
>>34819987Whole dick and balls in my pants
>>34819981>xe's still obsessed about some fake twitter accounts no one talked about, to the point of derailing conversations just to winz the upboats!!!!!!
>>34819968Jean...
>>34819976That's a perfectly cromulent height to be.
>>34819910HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The worst thing is being smart enough to know how retarded you are but too retarded to do anything about it.
>>34819978I don’t remember this episode
>>34819976are you 175cms tall 5'9" or 177cms tall 5'9" though?
>>34819989Post hands
>>34819978>The female gaze is all about men being 6'2" hot guysYou're full of shit. I'm a skinnyfat 6' guy and get the female gaze often enough. Thats because women all have their "types", and as long as you cross a certain threshold in looks you will find your target group who is hardcoer into you.
Just kidding :/
>>34819980>no parent is going to let a young boy and girl hangout alone.What kind of ultraconservative shithole did you grow up in lmaoAre you from Saudi Arabia or something?
>>34819998>you're full of shit>proceeds to say the same thing I said.
>>34819964>I need something to scramble my neuronsBullets are typically used for that.>and land a better spreadUh, yeah, about that...
I’m gonna do some laundry
>>34819996Who cares about a couple of centimetres?
>>34819978Holy shit ai might be good after all
>>34820001I met a girl who was actually into video games back in high school, we were friends at school and I genuinely wanted to hangout with her to play video games, but her parents wouldn't let her go to a boy's house or have a boy over. We just drifted apart because she wasn't allowed to hangout with boys.
>>34820008That's nearly an inch
>>34820002I'm not a 6'2 hot guy by any means, and I'm not even remotely "the best version of myself" , and in fact a jobless neet who likes drugs and vidya.
>>34819994I think being too dumb to realise you're dumb is probably worse. At least for everyone around you.
>>34820012>I'm not a 6'2 hot guy you're off by a couple inches.>jobless neet who likes drugs and vidya.this doesn't matter regarding female gaze
>>34820011And?
>>34819960Appropriate is hard to define. I intentionally made a decision to err on the side of conservative, even boring outfits so I don't put too too much thought into it. I literally just wear simple blouses and sweaters, black trousers. Sometimes a knee length pencil skirt or a slightly longer more casual a-line skirt. I usually look more dressed up than other churchgoers under the age 50 so sometimes I feel like a nerd lol. I think all that really matters is that you feel comfortable. Lots and lots of people wear jeans and t-shirts and sneakers and it's perfectly fine
>>34820016And you'd be rounding up when you're actually 5'8 suicide tier
I wish I could trust women
>>34820016if you're 175cms tall you're basically 5'8". The fact you say you're 5'9" makes me think you arent that happy about your height.
>>34820020Lazy bait.
>>34820022I mean it. I don't enjoy having trust issues. Makes me feel stupid
>>34820020I have penis envy
>>34820021He does it beause in reality a difference of a few inches is imperceptible to the human eye.
>>34820020They're so prone to cheating, abuse, antisocial behavior and random acts of violence
>>34820027>a few inchesNot even trying anymore
>>34819973So she cheated? That sucks, I'm sorry that happened. I think sometimes there can be red flags that point to what's happening in those sorts of situations, and sometimes it can really come out of left field. Sounds like she was lying to you. You might be able to shift through it and figure out what happened, but you might not be able to figure it all out and that's okay too
The elites don't want you to know that the girls at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 gfs
>>34820029They're not as a whole but I have dealt with all of those things from them.I feel like I not only can't trust them but can't trust my own judgement when it comes to women anymore
>>34819703Foidslop romance
>>34820021I'm the "I love being 5'9"" poster and I don't know if it's rounded up or down but my point was that I'm happy with my height and feel that it suits my face and personality
>>34819993>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou are annoying. A man's peak is 35 - 48 socially, 38 often cited as the sweet spot age for perceived attractiveness. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aap9815>"As shown in Fig. 2, for instance, average desirability varies with age for both men and women, although it varies more strongly for women, and the effects run in opposite directions: Older women are less desirable, while older men are more so (18, 19). For women, this pattern holds over the full range of ages on the site: The average woman’s desirability drops from the time she is 18 until she is 60. For men, desirability peaks around 50 and then declines."Women's attraction counter immediately starts ticking down after she turns 18, decreasing as she goes. Men start low and tick up all the way until 50. After that he ticks downs and his desirability decreases. Sorry femanon I don't make the rules of life just stating how it works
>>34820012>and in fact a jobless neet who likes drugs and vidya.this is also me but i'm a khvwhat the hell
>>34820034We weren't actually dating. We were just friends, I had feelings and kept them to myself for a while. I'm in the wrong as much as she was if not more so
If I'm 5'4 as a male, do I have legitimate grounds for killing myself?
>>34820042Can you take me out with you on your way out?
>>34820037I remember when my sister was into fanfiction as we were teens, and it was the most retarded foidish thing I have ever witnessed in my life. I think the pure retardation on display contributed a lot to me staying in the "girls are icky" phase long into my teens.
>>34820037Soap opera shit
>>34820042I’m so sorry but no, be buff and have a good personality
>>34820038desu im in my crab of buckets mentality right now. Ignore my diatribe.
>>34820039Cuz they're rich you faggot. You're flexing about being a beta bux.
You ever stop and think about how the clothes every girl wears now, even the sweetest, most innocent, homeschooled, Christian girls, are more revealing than what the filthiest whores wore 100 years ago? The most innocent girl you know would literally get arrested for indecent exposure if she wore her normal clothes today back then.
>>34820048You think you have to be rich to have a job and wear a suit? Do you have autism?
>>34820050What the fuck does that have to do with anything are you
>>34820049Lazy bait.
>>34820046How tall are you
>>34819602Yes there is. Don't ever give up
>>34820048You're full of shit. Even some femanons on here confirmed this a few times. Like thats the age when men are fully ripened and at their hottest and most masculing. Its also the age where men with subpar genetics have already hit the wall, meaning that a hot 30+ guy is already preselected through aging.
>>34820044I dated the student council president who was outwardly the most normal, prudish fundie Christian girl at school, but she was obsessed with fanfiction. Life with Derek incest fanfiction was her favorite.
>>34819651>Is it true that a lot of girls these days respect women who do onlyfans, but don't respect ment who pay for onlyfans? Doesn't it take two to tango?No. I heard some women/girls look down on it and might not say it to your face and talk crap about it. I thought Elon Musk was gonna buy it and terminate the site o algo.
>>34820056>A couple girls with daddy issues like old guys Aight, most of them say 5-10 years older max
i'm so glad every single thing is treated as a speculative investment nowadays
>>34820041Oh yeah, that's complicated. Friendships can be really tricky. In that case I don't see how you did anything wrong, it's just one of those things that can happen and feels awkward and painful
>>34819579Is it weird that I've never been catcalled?
>>34820063No just means you're fat or ugly
Is the second suicide squad film better than the first?
>>34820062Makes me real sad. I really thought I'd make a lasting friendship and it just ended overnight from one conversation
>>34820064But even fat and ugly people get catcalled
>>34820071They're neither as far nor ugly as you
>>34819703>>34820037>another generation condemned to mind control fetishes by children's media
>>34820057Its how human psychology works, suppressed shit comes farting out at another place. Fundamental christianity is a mental illness, so no wonder its adherents are completely screwed up to the point of psychosis.
>>348200545’4”
>>34820065Significantly, if you ask me. Still gratuitous and unsatisfying, but it's an actual movie.
>>34820042No, find some nice woman/girl that'll love you for you op. Many short guys like yourself are in relationships
>>34820065No one has ever seen the second one to judge it
>>34820076>if you ask meI did. Thanks.
>>34820075My first husband was 5’10Current is 5’8” I like our height difference
>>34820060>He thinks it's daddy issuesYou really don't know do you? Did you seriously buy into the proto-feminist spite psy-ops? As a man? The average woman prefers it this way that means majority of women are looking for at least 4-6 age years older men, capping out at 11 years age difference, that's widely reported and observed in relationship data around the world. Calling it 'daddy issues' is a cope
fuck! I came too hard and now there's cum on top my desk!!!! that's it, I'm not jerking off ever again
>>34820047It's okay anon
>>34820083Lick it off
>>34820080I'm not a movie expert is all I'm saying. My favorite movie is John Carter.
>>34819579genderfavorite anime opening and/or ending
>>34819913NTA but attractive older guys were attractive when they were young. It's not like a man suddenly becomes hot when he turns 40. But if he's attractive to begin with, he can be even more attractive as he ages
>>34820086you're into that? gross
>>34820089Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM9IvVH3pKE
>>34820063Neither have I
>>34820082>4-6 age years older men, capping out at 11 years age difference,So where do 50 year olds fit in here dumbass. Go take a nap Gramps you're getting cranky
>>34820091I’m just horny
>>34820083Idc when you guys jerk off unless it's specifically to me. Otherwise, keep it to yourselves.
>>34820098>unless it's specifically to meGay
>>34820089FThe beastars opening is a banger https://youtu.be/bgo9dJB_icw
>>34820068Sorry to hear it, anon. I doubt there was anything you could have done differently at the time
>>34820096Women in their late 30's/early 40s can and often do get with men in their 50s. Experimental promiscuous girls in their 20s will gladly fuck a 50 year old man, though not as likely to marry him. Don't blame me for women's sexuality nigger
why do people find it weird that i dont want to date or socialize until my money situation pulls through (very high risk/reward situation)?
>>34820089Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1s0-X9O2hoHonorable mention to Studio DEEN Higurashi's OP and Spice & Wolf's first OP.
>have a great pump>glistening and everything>look great in the mirror>i’ll take a pic>look at pic>look like shitWhy is it like this
I would rather get murdered by my wife than get a divorce
>>34820102NTA but you don't have to be promiscuous to do that, it's not more promiscuous to date a man in his 50's than it is to date a guy in his 20's
>>34820089Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6wPbJlFBUw
>>34820107mI feel like I look like shit in every photo I take it and I've just accepted I've been blessed with a lack of vanity
>>34820102>Women in their late 30's/early 40sSo women who've aged out of younger demographics and have their eggs shriveled up wow >Experimental promiscuous girls in their 20s will gladly fuck a 50 year old man, though not as likely to marry himAgain crazy bitches that won't even commit, again you're just proving me right. I guess you're developing dementia too
>>34820107phone cameras do that
>>34820098which anon are you?
>>34820108Retarded bait.
oh no.... I think some of it landed on my coffee....
Do you ever think about your own death in a non-suicidal way?
>>34820113>So women who've aged out of younger demographics and have their eggs shriveled up wowYeah wow which means if you are an 18 year old man and you want to deflower an 18 year old girl and have the typical romantic each other's first story and have a happy ever after into marriage well too bad because the girl your age is flicking her bean to men who are at least 25 - 30 years old at that age for some weird reason boo hoo
I b gettin dumb money. Bands so stupid a stack will drop a nigga iq by 7 points
>>34820120Ew gross etc
>>34820124Patently false my nigga. Words of a man who's never gotten bitches while young
>>34820124The girl I "deflowered" in high school when we were both 17 haven't spoken in like 12 years lol
I want femanon to jerk me off and then bend me so that I cum on my own face
>>34820122nope, only in a suicidal way
>>34820097...and you get turned on by watching men lick cum?
>>34820122Not really
>>34820130fuck here we go with the comparing experience shit ok anon when did you first get your dick wet? you want to go first or me or we do a countdown and post at the same time?
>>34820089Mean Streets is a classic anime with the classic anime theme song "Be My Baby"
>>34820133Thanks for the search idea later
>>34820137I’m not sure, but I like the idea of a guy getting his load in the face
>>34820139Cope pops most motherfuckers get play and gfs whole young, you were one of the few who didn't but just cuz bitches didn't like your dork ass doesn't mean there's some grand silver fox conspiracy. Now run along you'll be late for your prostate exam
>>34820144that has happened to me by accident....
>>34820122Yes, quite a lot. Death terrifies me
>>34820122I've contemplated it enough to no longer be afraid of it.
Men have you
>>34820124>happy everfun fact: in Russian fairytales, the full line is "They lived happily ever after and died on the same day."I thought that was really sweet.
>>34820139The thing is that what you posted is a fictional phnatasy. I oknw exactyl one guy who is still together with his first, and whiley they have a good relationshisp it played out a lot differently in practice than your cringe anime phantasy. I have no idea why some retards get so hung up about this. You read some fictional stuff and liked it, then proceed to seethe at reality for not adhering to fiction. Its dumb.
>>34820122I'm more afraid of not leaving much of worth behind after I die than I am of death itself.I feel pretty sure about what's waiting for me after my death but worry about not getting enough done while I'm alive.
>>34820150Have we what?
It's one retard arguing with himself isn't it
>>34820122Yes. It scares me.I'm sure dying is painful. Mentally, psychologically, if not physically. It scares me.I don't believe in an afterlife. Dead is dead and gone. No pleasure, no pain, no peace, no boredom, nothing. It doesn't make sense, but it scares me to think that one time will close my eyes for good and be gone never to wake up again.
>>34820150yes
>>34820146hey at least I'd have a justifiable reason for the prostate exam, you zoomer queers willingly wants to get fucked up the ass from bisexual chicks with strap ons or femboys
>>34820155Opposite for me. What happens to this world is no longer my concern when I'm dead but what happens to me after is what I get hung up on.
>>34820132That traumatic, huh.
>>34820158Imagine how scary it'll be when you find out you're wrong
>>3482015790% of the hour+ long arguments in this thread are one person samefagging
>>34820156:3
>>34820161Weird fetish man bet you're looking forward to getting a finger shoved up your bum if you think of all that. But I guess it's the only way you can feel pleasure since your dick stopped working
>>34820149I used to think this.
>>34820162I can relate; I used to feel that way.I had to spend most of my twenties wringing my hands about the what the afterlife or lack thereof would be like before I reached my own conclusions about what happens to us after death.
>>34820166Honestly I believe it
>>34820150Come over and find out
>>34820039Femanons would be jailbaiters if you didn't already ruin the fetish by subs being retarded, useless, and brokies. Remember how Flynn Rider was a concensus?
>>34820164No anon, we just grew apart. We dated for a couple years in high school but went to different colleges.We split pretty amicably, or about as well as two teenagers can.
>>34820169lol you're good I'll give you that you might be the first anon I respect. You're almost giving me hope for your worthless generation
I am cleansing the world of an ancient evil.
>>34820165Even if I'm wrong, how will I ever find out?
>>34820174BV you're the only femanon I ever see foaming at the mouth about fucking men like they were little girl sluts. When are you going to troon out and get a FtM genital fade?
>>34820098me and femanon
>>34820178Finally taking the piss bottles out of your bedroom?
>>34820181Let me guess you're the hamster and the 'femanon' has a dick
As a guy who pisses in bottles; pissing in bottles is great.
>>34820184no, I have a very large penis.
>>34820185men have it so easy :/
I think my body is broken. I've never been able to coom from sex with moid, no matter how attracted to him I am. I can only coom from masturbation when I have full control over when I speed up, when I slow down and how hard am I doing it. I'd like to be able to orgasm from normal sex but I just can't
>>34820086Didn't you say you'd try to be less of a whore?
>>34820190Congratulations, you're part of the 20% who can't cum during sex
>>34820187You mean "very large" for a 4channer?
>>34820178I'm hoping to raise children who can do it or at least go on to raise their own children who can.
>>34820190are you currently on any medication
>>34820193It's actually 70%
>>34820195unlikely given that everyone on this website claims to have an 8 incher
>>34820198It's actually 100%
>>34820179When you meet God and he judges you
>>34820188How excited would you be if your bf bought you a piss funnel
>>34820171It's like worrying about how a match ends of you get dc'd or alt f4, who gives a fuck you aren't there anymore, nobody will remember your "legacy" in 100 years if you're so unsure about it now. But wherever you go you'll be there and that'll be your problem, not someone else's
>>34820200False.
>>34820199I think that if a guy has a big penis, he wants to tell people, but you can't just tell all the girls you know. So we say it anonymously online. My penis is really excellent and I think you girls would like sucking it.
>>34820190I could rarely orgasm at all even from masturbation. Then I got diagnosed with adhd and started medication, and it's been super easy to orgasm ever since. Definitely not saying it's the case for every girl, but it must be a factor for some at least
>>34820201NtaSo let him
>>34820199Weird how many of these men are comfy admitting to being turbo manlets yet every single man ITT and on 4chan generally has a 90th+ percentile hog in his pants, apparently.
>>34820204>who gives a fuck you aren't there anymore, My kids? My grandkids and great grandkids?>nobody will remember your "legacy" in 100 years if you're so unsure about it now.How does that make any logical sense?
>>34819579For me, it's Frank
>>34820206That's why the only way to let women know irl is by fucking one girl and letting her blab about how big you are to all of her friends
>>34820209I've never lied about My Stats on here before. You're also more likely to hear from someone with average or above average traits than the opposite, even while anonymous.
death doesn't exist and the fact we are alive is proof of that. because we were death before birth we were nothing then just as we will be nothing when our bodies stop. The fact we live now is proof there is life after nothing, because we were nothing before and here we are. which means after our bodies stop, we will be something else.
>>34820190I've heard this is normal for women.
>>34820216yeah for women on birth control or SSRIs lmao
>>34820190Have you talked to him about it yet?
>>34820213This. The unfortunate downside is that if you have a tiny dick, this rule still applies.
>>34820209kek truebut I'm personally just honest about being average height with a big dick>>34820214>You're also more likely to hear from someone with average or above average traits than the oppositeI think anon's point was "why does everyone come out the woodwork to tell you they're short and are seething at taller guys, but never to tell you they have a small penis?"
>>34820199I have only ever claimed to have a six and a half incher, thanks
>>34820190Chicks need to stop chasing orgasms
I feel uneasy around groups of black teenagers. Would a girl think I'm racist? I mean I guess I am, but problematically racist?
>>34820211>My kids? My grandkids and great grandkids?What are you worried about them for they'll be their own people they'll get their own shit done, your parents and grandparents will kick the bucket too you'll keep churning, it's a big machine and you're one little cog your influence past a single generation will be negligible >How does that make any logical sense?How does it not, do you think people like Alexander the great or other men who were remembered for thousands of years sat there thinking am I doing enough, no they just did their shit and knew their influence
Should I a) smoke weed and goonorb) workout and make a healthy meal
>>34820185ugh I despise people that piss in bottles
>>34820201I don't think I can imagine that. Not in a way that would make it justice.
>>34820217NTA I'm on birth control and it has zero effect on my ability to orgasm
>>34820217Retard bait.
>>34820224How old and/or mentally retarded are you
/atoga/ theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnL57KLCls
>>34819961>he is a man of culture, especially if they're 2D
>>34820207But I don't have adhdI mean probably, I've never been to psychologist>>34820218No, I just fake orgasms>>34820222It would be nice to coom though
>>34820180They don't have the tits to say it to your face like I do.
>>34820233>No, I just fake orgasmsThat's definitely not going to help your problem. You need to talk to him about it.
>>34820199>>34820209I keep saying I have a four incher and femanons keep ignoring it.
State gender.Say you’re dating someone with a pet. Would you expect to become an equal, or maybe even leading, caretaker of the pet? And how do you set boundaries with pet caretaking when your SO says their pet is family and only wants to date someone who loves their pet as much as them?I’ve been waking up at 5am to walk our (well, her) dog, and I’ve been losing out on a couple hours of sleep because of it. She also has a reactive dog , so training her is very involved and demanding.
>>34820219On the other hand, how they perceive you also plays a part. A woman who likes you might exaggerate about your dick and vice versa. And this also applies to height. I knew a guy with very low self-esteem for over a year and we had this collective "wtf, he's actually the tallest person in the friend group" moment. I have had girls tell me they thought I was taller or get excited/surprised when I say my height, ready to argue with me.
>>34820212>FrankThe real cutie patootie of this movie
>>34820230Mid 20s but you're the retarded one. It's like moving towns and worrying yourself to death about how life will go on in the place you left without even caring about what your new place will look like, it's absolutely bizzare
>>34820227You're not the one who defines what justice is
>>34820233>No, I just fake orgasmsAnd how is that going to help him make you cum if you keep telling him he's doing it right?
>>34820215>we will be something elseI don't think that counts as me at that point.
>>34820233>It would be nice to coom thoughWhy would you want to become a drug addicted freak though? You have no idea what it is for a chick to have her pleasure unleashed.
>>34820209Because the real redpill is that having a little cock is more humiliating than being a manlet could ever be.
>>34820231i love death grips <3
>>34820242You're putting a lot of words in my mouth and getting away from my simple desire to leave something behind worth appreciating after I'm gone. You sound like a high schooler dude.
i feel like my dick gets pretty big when it gets hard, but i also don't know that objectively because a woman has never seen me naked (nor have i ever seen a naked woman irl). also i feel like even just claiming to have a big dick makes you less of a man because it makes you look insecure>>34820231yes. great pick
>>34820217But that's extremely normal, no?
>>34820241>>34820212How many people have actually watched Daredevil and his show?
>>34820234>They don't have the tits to say it to your face like I do.Alright, let's bet.Women: Do you enjoy the idea of being masculine and dominant sexually and fucking a man in the ass as though he were a submissive girl?
Why did no one tell me the “wait, this is the guy I knew years ago?” Thing was real? I went back to my home city after 5 years, met up with some old high school friends, many attractive females who showed no interest in me before. I don’t think I have my shit together much better than any other mid 20s guys. But I feel like the years apart and having a decent glow up made some of the now consider me a viable option. I plan to have a lunch date with one of them in a couple days.
>>34820258Sounds hot.
>>34820115The most fappable one.
>>34820244Well in that case I imagine the judgement won't be too harsh.
>>34820256I only watched the 1st season
>>34820237Female, assuming you aren't a committed couple and living together full time, then yeah she should be the one getting up to walk her dog. It's kind and normal for you to offer to do it sometimes, but if you're missing out on sleep and you need to get to work you should tell her you can only walk the dog on x mornings or even not at all if you don't want to. If you are a committed couple then yeah, you're responsible for the dog too but you can work something out with her like a normal adult
>>34820258no
>>34820259posts like these make me want to buy a 12 gauge and turn my head into red mist>tfw 27 year old virgin with no glow-up (on finasteride and minoxidil)
>>34820258Not a girl but framing any question this way in a confrontational, argumentative manner is bound to get ladies to say whatever it is you don't want to hear. Just for the sake of making you look wrong.
Why do all men think you can't start a family with a 28-32-year-old woman without all the babies ending up retarded?
>>34820252You leave behind what you leave behind there's no guarantee you'll know how it goes over or if the world you leave behind will even exist when you're gone. It's a silly thing to worry about the past when the future looms
>>34820174not really a fetish guy myself.. why does being broke make being submissive bad? isnt the whole point that you're "above" or in control of them anyway?
>>34820268Because theyre looking for an excuse to remain losers, same shit different excuse
>>34820268Shit bait.
>>34820268I don't
>>34820209Its even weirder how femanons apparently mostly sleep with men who also have those 90th percentile hogs
>>34820259This begs the question is if there’s something about you in particular…or if these women act like this with any “old friend” who enters back into their life. Most people look better than they did in high school or as a young adult.
>>34820268Sour grapes
Sipping on a hot cup of coffee this morning.
>>34820258Nobody actively wants to top, moron. D/s dynamics are instead a sense of being type a or type b when having sex. And very frequently couples are both subs in actuality.
>>34820276>even weirderNo it's not.
>>34820268Because they babies will end up retarded
Gender, when did it last rain where you are?
>>34820280Most women don't want to see her man's hairy brown ring devour a cock shaped object while he stifles girly little moans like he's a bitch I don't know what else to tell you
im wet : (
>>34820258No, that is the exact opposite of what I enjoy
>>34820286Jean...
Women, do you want to see your man's hairy brown ring devour a cock shaped object while he stifles girly little moans like he's a bitch?
>>34820276NTA but I think most guys I was with were pretty average
>>34820276No..? It makes perfect sense that women enjoy sex with bigger guys. Are you retarded?
>>34820190FYou have to tell him what you want him to do
>>34820291Shit bait.
>>34820268We don't all think that.
>>34820291No
>>34820263So you didn't see Punisher being a hardass
>>34820293don't bother explaining it to dick conscious anons they have mastered the art of hating themselves or coping at straws. the only thing you can do is just keep quiet and have sex with women and just don't tell them how they react to a large penis out of mercy for their self esteem since it's cruel to talk about it in front of them
Should I adhere to my religion's rules or have premarital sex atoga.
>>34820301If you're asking then you've already failed, go get your back blown out.
>>34820301Adhere to your religions rules, creed before breed.
>>34820302I'm a straight man.
sexhavers, what is sex like?
>>34820304Yes, go get your back blown out.
>>34820308D:>>34820303This sucks!
>>34820306Ain't too bad. Dare I say pretty good.
Why are moids so easy?
>>34820300i know having a small dick is a drawback i just dont carenot everyone lives in utter terror and psychological capture at the thought of women disliking a part of their body
>>34820306>what is sex likeThe loss of insanity. Then the insanity returns. Rinse and repeat.
where the hell are all the easy moids
>>34820312We want da benis tingles :DDDD
>>34820309It pays off in the end. Couples who wait until wedlock are statistically proven to have more satisfying sex on average than the majority who can't stick to a single creed or oath. If you wish to be part of a superior minority of men you must actively place yourself in that group.
>>34820312I assume that people who look me in the eyes and act like they enjoy spending time with me actually like me, trust me and respect me.
>>34820315in our rooms, not interacting with the outside world at all
>>34820315Never been to a bar in your life?
>>34820317I don't care at all about being part of a superior minority of men. I'm just trying to be a Christian
>>34820321no actually
>>34820259>I plan to have a lunch dateWhy something so noncommittal if you already know each other? Lunch is for business. Take her to the park on an afternoon, close to your place.
>>34820315I'm probably the easiest and most gullible guy who posts here
How can I make an angel fall due to its hate of myself?
>>34820268Guys want to date a woman for 2 years then be engaged for 1 more then 2-4 years of childless married life and then the math doesn't math out anymore because they're still trying to do this at 30 instead of at 20 so they just push the woman's age down instead of accelerating the dating to fatherhood pipeline.
>>34820324>Why something so noncommittal >Do something with less effort instead
>>34820271I frame that more as financially illiterate brats because I see that dynamic more often. Where the woman is doing all the bookeeping, meal planning, house replenishment and cleaning, and the moid has like 25 credit cards she doesn't know about.
>>34820317>proven to have more satisfying sex on averageYou mean they are more likely to say that in polls. How would they be qualified , having no comparison and having zero idea what sex can be like unless its with one specific partner the are mandated to be happy with?>can't stick to a single creed or oath.Uh, what? Lots of people do that. Just because your Creed isn't abrahamitic Ooga Booga desert tribe retardation doesn't make it worthless lmaoChristlarpers are truly a plague.
Chuds if you could be any marvel superhero who would you be
>>34820332>harley quinn>joker>marvelum, ackshually...
>>34820286*slurp sounds*
>>34820328The latter can be a direct avenue to making out, sex or other things that actually advance the relationships. The former just means to have a platonic business chat while you awkwardly sit across from each other in a formal setting.
>>34820332do i have to actually be them or do i just get their powers?
>>34820324Lunch is killing two birds with one stone, and gives few excuses not to do it. The park is romcom shit.
>>34820332Me
>>34820331Guys like that are ironically part of what's making me reconsider if it's really worth it to abstain from sex until marriage.I know what I should do if I want to call myself a Christian with a straight face, though.
>>34820336You have to be them, but if you make a case for it you can steal their powers and become an OC
>>34820192Yes, and I’m cleaning. Rate my nightstand
>>34820332Joker and Harley are DC you fucking casual.
>>34820332Harley Quinn is Jewish.
men are too cute i can’t take it
>>34820335If you don't know what you're doing yeah
>>34820345Do something about it
>>34820332Fuck marvel, i’d just be bruce wayne.
>>34820332Jean Greg
>>34820066well since i'm a guy it's basically illegal for me to make the first move unless i do it in the most precise way possible that simultaneously gets me in the door but also doesn't make anyone feel uncomfortable and that's like a level of social aptitude with women that i just dont have because i've never talked to women because it's illegal because i need experience but to get experience i need to talk to women which is illegal and so forth.
>>34820345What if they aren't fat or tall or blond
>>34820345Lay off the kpop
>>34820352as long as they’re white, they’re cute
>>34820348It has to be marvel so pick iron man or daredevil
>>34820341im gonna say thor then
>>34820357*tongue rolls out to floor*
>>34820357gatorade bottle for what
>>34820332
If black people hair is so high maintenance, how come black people evolved to have such difficult hair?
>>34820357They forgot to install the second sink
>>34820357THAT'S elf??
>>34820360It has what plants crave
>>34820360Oh my medicated mouthwash for my wisdom tooth removal. The bottle they gave me leaked.
Going to Kazakstan to meet a gay bf and have homo sex on the steeps
>>34820363It’s behind me
>>34820357Where's the third sea shell?
>>34820360A real man’s piss bottle.
>>34820237Male, I'll prioritize the pet more than anything. I just like animals a lot>>34820315Hey...>>34820325Nah, I am>>34820345You sure didn't see me yet
>>34820363In America we call the secondary pissing sink a “toilet”
>>34820362Bruh you think they gave a shit about "maintaining" it in the savannah, real tribes just shave it all off
Does it ever make you depressed that so many women are whores, /atoga/?
>>34820361>a manlet who can’t even kill himselfKek
>>34820363What the fuck do you need two sinks for?
>>34820357I want to say sorry for the mean comment I said about your children.
>>34820371>Nah, I amHave you met any of them irl
>>34820374Lazy bait.
i fell for the japanese dating meme bros im sorry
>>34820322>I don't care at all about being part of a superior minority of men. I'm just trying to be a ChristianSo lean on Christ and rely on your faith for reason, asking those who openly hate your faith on how to handle staying solid in faith is a bad idea.
Why is JH calling everything bait today?
>>34820377I want to double down on the mean comments that I made.
>>34820368Evil asymmetry
Why is your ass in thr back? Why is it not on the front?
>>34820383I didn't call anything bait today, stupid.
>>34820360GODDAMNIT I MISSED IT AGAIN
>>34820376Why would you not just install the one sink in the middle?
>>34820315All those low hanging fruits have already been grabbed by other, more proactive foids. Only hardcore badasses like us remain.
>>34820383The blonde took her "bf"
>>34820378Fair. But I chat with a few anons on discord! They are weird but I enjoy talking with them
>>34820332Spider-man so i can get with black cat
>>34820376I don’t know the toilet is in its own little tiny room too. I really want to redo our bathroom and get a bidet.
>>34820374Whore is probably not a great job mostly, but most jobs aren't great. That does make me depressed. I wish people could be happier.
>>34820367You leave my basedboy alone
>>34820386lol what
>>34820392I'm in a bad mood, but not for as retarded a reason as that.
>>34820401So there isn't trouble in paradise?
Metacritical bait
What was posted
atoga foidswhy dont you just date the guys in /fit/ cbt threads?
>>34820403You mean throuple in paradise
>>34820407i prefer the moids on the fat loss threads
>>34820389And ruin the available work area for changing nappies on a baby?
>>34820403There has been some miscommunication recently, but it's been resolved successfully. Thanks for caring.
>>34820401You should try manifesting bigger boobs.
>>34820413I don’t need you changing a diaper when i need to take a dump.
>>34820415I did when I was younger, and all I got were big nips.
>>34820414What was it this time?
>>34820411I weight 40 kg and can't gain weight no matter how much I eat, does that work for you?
>>34820418That's why this >>34820396
>>34820414What miscommunication could happen between you three? Did one of you realize you wanted just one not two?
>>34820419Pepperoni on pancakes…gross
>>34820332Magneto
If I was a woman would I most likely be selling pictures of my ass on onlyfans right now?
>>34820421Why would I talk about it here if it's resolved? At best, some of you dicks will twist it into something untrue or insinuate it's a forever problem. I've vented as much as I feel was necessary. Now go jerk off to some other atoga drama.
>>34820374As long as they still have those few men who turn them on, nothing can change. If even one of the top male 0.01%ers is alive, women will whore out automatically. It doesn't matter that they aren;t attracted to 99.99% and their vaginas are completely dry when any regular guy is around. It only matters what they do in private when their turn comes.
>>34820423ur so small
>>34820426No, nothing serious. Literally just me not being clear with what I meant and it fucking me over a little. It happens all the time over text, I'm more of an in-person speaker.
>>34820425I wanna see my man shittingMy first husband jerked it while he”pooped”
>>34820374Not really. I would never get sex if women were as chaste as some guys wish. I like sluts, personally. As long as they're not turbo sluts.
Uh-oh, that doesn't sound resolved by that reaction.
I’m gonna look into your eyes
>>34820427I wish they were only as wide as that. And they aren't saggy.
>>34820374No because it’s not my problem to dictate how people live unless they’re in my domain
Why is every movie dumb now? It can't be that every film maker collectively forgot how to make good movies, can it? It's got to be me who changed somehow.
>>34820438How about you resolve my foot up your ass?
>>34820432So, is that a yes?
>>34820434Ew.
>>34820434You’re fucked
>>34820445Where do you rank the problem from 1 to your cousin cheating on you?
>>34820439NOT THE EYES AIEEEEEEEE
>>34820429Why aren't you finding a man to fuck you in your pussy and provide everything?I thought that's what women wanted?
>>34820374No
>>34820445Now we’re talking
>>34820428Based Nazi killerhttps://youtu.be/wNDXTa6KNLQ
>>34820444Even dumb and dumber the second requires a 90 iq.
>>34820455Because I'm not a woman
>>34820444Just go to better movies, I saw some good ones at my local film festival.
>>34820446u gotta get some meat on ur bones anon
>>34820466Which ones?
>>34820433>It happens all the time over text, I'm more of an in-person speaker.Don't you live in the same house? Do they keep you in their basement?
>>34820454Is that a parrot on yee shoulder or are you just happy to see me?
>>34820473I texted some stuff yesterday, it was misinterpreted, I dealt with the consequence, we talked in person today when I found out, we resolved the misunderstanding, nobody's mad, I'm just frustrated at myself now.
>>34820478>I dealt with the consequenceWhich was?
>>34820481Your mom.
sph is a moral good
>>34820472ChronovisorThe History of ConcreteBlack Rain (1989 Japanese film)All of a SuddenTeenage Sex and Death at Camp MiasmaHopeI Want Your Sexand I'm seeing two more this weekend as part of the encore screeningsThe Samurai and the PrisonerPaper Tigerof the ones I've already seen my favorites were Chronovisor, History of Concrete, All of a Sudden, and Hope.
>>34820482>nobody's madOkay, girly.
I feel bad that I resent TikTok. My girlfriend loves TikTok, she’s on it more than anything else. Every day I see my girlfriend, she shows me about twenty minutes’ worth of TikToks, and they tire me out. Even though some of them are genuinely funny, I feel like I’m being strapped down and forced to watch them, but I do it anyway. My autistic brain just has a hard time fully processing it all as a consistently enjoyable world to be in. My girlfriend will then ask what I thought of the batch that time, and I’ll say something like, “It was okay,” and she’ll get a little offended by it.I’m also a little put off by the fact that she has a very low attention span for things, and I feel like she gets part of that from watching so much TikTok. I want to keep her happy, but I also dislike the feeling watching it back-to-back brings to me.
>>34820407Why?
Gingers moids..
>>34820487Your girlfriend sounds unbearable.
>>34820486I told you, I'm frustrated. Though I am getting mad at your insincere questioning.
>>34820484I find it hot even though my dick isn't small.
>>34820484in the sense that it makes genetically unfit people not reproduce? Yes.
>>34820337>and gives few excuses not to do it...what. Ifa woman seeks for excuses not to meet you, you're obviously just wasting your time as she isn't into you. >The park is romcom shit.For me, its the most reliable way to get where you can escalate things physically and see whether shes actually into you or just yapping.
>>34820487Neurotypical people also feel like we're being waterboarded when people make us look at their phones for 20 mins fwiw
>>34820429Look up this chick
>>34820496only dudes with normal or big ones like itif a woman i loved did any of that stuff to me im pretty sure i'd shoot myself in frony of her
>women ten seconds after being ghosted by their HTN situationship
>>34820504Bruh, if you think this much about your small dick you obviously have a humiliation kink.
This girl has gorgeous hair but if she ever cut it I would lose attraction so fast.
>>34820464Dumbass
>>34820507I see that exact sentiment every day on atoga.
>>34820509"this much"? i replied to a single post
>>34820335>>34820500I agree with you. Lunch dates are terrible.
>>34820507Read through this and see how much of it isn't just the author's cope through a bad breakuphttps://post45.org/sections/contemporaries-essays/heteropessimism/
>>34820514You've posted about shooting yourself in front of a woman more than once.
I would date a femanon. What kind of psychiatric treatment can I get to fix this?
>>34820495>insincere questioning>me: what was the reason?>you: IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, IT WAS RESOLVED
>>34820507>HTN?
The truth is, breast size barely matters.And if you are skinny and pale, you can be completely flat and any sane man would find you hot.
>>34820520wrong anon
>>34820521Dating a femanon.
>>34820524You're referring to Bernadette Banner, aren't you?
>>34820527I'm having trouble finding any in my network.
>>34820526We are all anon
>>34820524what about skinny and [spoiler]black[/spoiler]
>>34820529Then what's the issue?
Going to start living life to the fullest. Next month. Soon.
>>34820530deep
>>34820531Ultimately, face trumps all, personally I don't have skin color as a must.
>>34820536Me, probably.
>>34820531Worst type.
>>34820540fairrr
>>34820523High-tier normie
>>34820545Use NTA, shitface.
>>34820540Hi
>>34820550>use redditspeakI will not. We are all anonymous here. This is not your personal forum.
Getting shrunk to 5 centimetres and having to fist fight a poisonous centipede. Getting shrunk and having to avoid femanon with a vore fetish and chucking needles in between her toes
>>34820555This is why nobody will ever like you.
Should I worry too much about explaining the gap in my dating resume to women? I chose to stay single for the latter half of my twenties.
>>34819842
>>34820557Is that what your mom told you?
Pointless, like tears in the rain
>>34820565This isn't the letter thread.
>>34820444>It can't be that every film maker collectively forgot how to make good movies, can it?Film makers generally don't decide which films get made; studio execs do that. And they no longer have any interest in taking risks.
>atoga theme oct/nov 2025: dispatch>atoga theme aug 2026: spiderman bndhmmmmi'm seeing a pattern here
>>34820559I really like this animation style
>>34820551Evening.
>>34820569Wow, my first atogaversary is coming up
>>34820374>Does it ever make you depressed that so many women are whores, /atoga/?M. No. It makes me depressed that so few women are whores.
>>34820565I dunno I feel pretty pointy when I see femanon
>Eat vegetables and Meat routinely>Never any gas problems >Roast and eat Chickpeas with other vegetables>Bloated messBeans are such a scam, I can see why Pythagoras and his cult followers refused to eat beans entirely.
>>34820555NTA isn't redditspeak. Reddit never had a reason to evolve that etiquette.
>>34820555retard
>>34820577Anon probably came here from reddit himself within the last decade. All of those fags are like this
>>34820559First ship in history that lacks porn
/atoga/'s true capeshit spirit animal
>>34820572I forgot if I came here in 2014 or 2015, but I was definitely posting here by 2016.
>>34820575I always felt like chickpeas made my face look bloated. I pretty much avoid legumes completely except for peanuts
>>34820581I still haven't seen this. I should watch it.
>>34820575the fact that beans ar eth eultimate goyslop for the american worker drones who are too impoverished for HFCS should have tipped you off
>>34820582Thanks for your service.I was still taking a break from 4chan around then. Left in 14 and came back around the end of 17.
>>34820581Only you and me have seen that movie.
>>34820568Sounds risky.But honestly it's not just new movies. It's old movies too. I just never saw them for how dumb they were before. I think I may have some kind of anhedonia or something.
>>34820503This fat bitch doesn't have random dudes sending her 5k. She makes her money from grifting girlboss wannabes like a female Andrew Tate.
>>34820588>2014certified unc movie >>34820585it's good.
>>34820522It's insincere because you don't care about me. Unless of course you let me know that you actually care about my life and want to emotionally support me by being an outlet for my venting.
>>34820467Hey! I do! I simply don't know how I can't gain weight
do girls like to be treated like shit like in watamote?
>>34820582>>34820587first got on 4chan via /mu/ in may 2015, migrated to /tv/ and /pol/ by the beginning of 2016, dropped /pol/ some time in 2019, and /tv/ has been by main board ever since, along with occasional visits to /biz/, /v/, and /pol/. also i come to /adv/ and /atoga/ more than i'd care to admit/blog
>>34820587Yeh, I first came to 4chan around 2011-2012ish, but I needed some dating advice in 2016 and never left /atoga/.
>>34820580Rule #35
>>34820596>simply don't know how I can't gain weightEat chocolate.
Oh wow you people are newfags
>>34820596>I simply don't know how I can't gain weightYou are simply an anomaly, the only human in history to whom calories consumed vs calories expended doesn't apply.
>>34820603Pretty sure all of us are, yes. I got here in 2006.
>>34820596Drink beer.
>>34820459Shame how the term Nazi has lost a lot of its weight due to people calling everyone they don't like Nazis.
My cousin told me about 4chan, I browsed b on and off then lurked pol in 2016 till about a year ago
>>34820601>Rule #35Get on it then
>>34820606Hahahahaha she is hurting him. Hurt on other make me funny sounds!:D Me hurt no funny>:( No laugh!
>>34820596Eat protein and carbs and lift weights.
>>34820580You probably didn't search hard enough
>>34820610I wish the word Stormfag meant anything to the majority of the users here anymore
>>34820611I would've showed you gif and made you give me a handjob.
>>34820614>I want to gain weight>"Here, eat the most satiating macro nutrient and carbs!"At least recommend eating fat, which is 9 calories per gram. That is more than double Proteins btw.Now if you just want to gain mass, as in muscle mass, then yeah protein + muscle Hypertrophy/working out.
>>34820580>>34820612NTAhttps://files.catbox.moe/ge1mlw.JPG
>>34820616<3 rip
>>34820610Pretty much like the word incel, although that one was retarded to begin with
>>34820623I've seen girls call their boyfriends, whom they fuck mind you, Incels.
>>34820617Sir, I’m married
The incel is touch starved The femcel is love starved
>>34820625Didn't stop you from cheating before
>>34820627Stfu incel
>>34820626Try loving a femcel and see what happens
>>34820624Incel is a guy I don't like, simple as
>>34820575beans are just gross, it's like eating hair, I just can't do it
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it
>>34820632Picky
>>34820628>>34820633The fuck with that bipolar bitch?
>>34820629It went well she got super excited and happy and regressed into a cute mess and even wrote in her diary about me and lay by her phone each night waiting for me to message and then..
i'm gaystarved
>>34820636Trannies will do anything for attention.
Women, how often do you get checked out?
>>34820626Always hated the weird idea that men somehow don't experience a lack of love in their crippling loneliness. It's like whoever wrote that wanted to be "fair" and say that both men and women suffer separately but equally. Both men and women experience a lack of love, it's just a lot easier for the average woman to get sex (albeit cheap and meaningless sex).
>>34820619>Now if you just want to gain mass, as in muscle mass, then yeah protein + muscle Hypertrophy/working out.That's the only kind of weight worth gaining if you're that skinny. And carbs will transition to fat easy enough.
>>34820638Jeez I guess I picked the wrong one
>>34820637Fuck off bitch
Dubs and everyone here will have sex in the next week.
>>34820646yeah I think you did..and then we met up went on dates she got me gifts and we explored scenery and different locations together and shared a Christmas together and we waited a while before sex and we had sex and we went steady and a few years later church bells we are husband ünd waifu, the end and a true story
>>34820634the texture triggers my autism :(
what's wrong with saying "I love you" after just a week?
>>34820653Quite the cool story bro.Mine was much shorter and much more gay and retarded
>>34820636Just ignore her at this point, she's getting too desperate on here.
if I can't get a job before the month ends I'm killing myself
>>34820657You better mean it. It's more likely than not that we're blinded by lust or infatuation in the first week.
>>34820659Thanks what happened in your story
>>34820602Okey...might do it later>>34820606For some weird reason that sounds cool. >>34820613Hey! Look at poor friend there, he is sad. That's not okey>>34820608I do, no results>>34820614>>34820619>>34820644Any example of calories? Also, I won't work out. Yeah I am lazy but I also wake up with zero energy no matter how much I sleep
>>34820661No you're not.
>>34820653>ünd
>>34820642Pretty often, mostly at the gym or at work.
>>34820664Neckbeard Spills Spaghetti: The Musical
>>34820662but I meant it :(clearly she didn't though
Femanons, would (You) prefer to be plapped against a tree, over the hood of a car, on a bench, or in the grass?
>>34820667yes haüsband ünd wåifü ünd we had dās bêbê
>>34820665>wake up with zero energy no matter how much I sleepEat more carbs and work out.
>>34820672That's what I'm also saying man. I've known for sure that I've loved a woman within two weeks of meeting her, but I kept it to myself until I was absolutely sure we both felt that way about each other.
>>34820642All the time, it's just the way it is when you're a girl
>>34820673The grass. If I'm going to be fucked outside, might as well pound me into a crater before I get arrested.
>>34820677
>>34820642Never
>>34820671you could try again, there are good femcels out there who would want to lap up your spaghetti
>>34820673Bent over a bench, assuming it's on private property and no one can see us. Or blanket on the grass
>>34820682I'm keenly aware of this. I would still contend that you can know for sure whether or not you love someone in a shorter time than this infographic suggests, though.What I don't mean to suggest when I say this, however, is that we should always trust those feelings blindly and assume that they're mutual from the jump just because we feel so strongly convicted that we're experiencing true love.
>>34820673Tried outdoor sex once. Got my knees hurt by broken glass when I tried to suck dick. Never again
>>34820693I'm sorry, but lolHow far did you even get? Like how many minutes does that go on before you're like yeah fuck this
I once fucked a couch
>>34820686I'm considering it. Introducing myself as epic butthurt constantly posting about it man is really embarrassing though
>>34820673In the grass, but on a blanket in the grass.
Anyone else just bored of sex and fucking and masturbation and orgasms and fucking and sex and more sex and horny? im male and I think I'm finally over it. it's all I ever did and cared about and now it's just so boring
>GenderHow many of your friends would you fuck if you knew there wouldn't be negative consequences?
>>34820699Settle down, JD
>>34820707Are you by any chance in your late twenties or early thirties lol
>>34820709MEh, maybe one or two? Not entirely interested in it
>>34820711yes early thirties
>>34820707No. Masturbation is boring but sex is incredible
>>34820680>femanon is the cause of crop circles
>>34820709F 0
>>34820716I lost count of both that I had and both got old for me
>>34820709Female, none
>>34820709MWell, considering my circle is pretty much down to an old friend and his wife right now, zero.His wife is hot and obviously thinks I'm cute though but please don't tell him. If you're gonna tell him anything, tell him I wouldn't even hypothetically cuck him.
>>34820715Welcome to adulthood pimpYou get to choose how you respond to your brain's feelings AND your penis's feelings
I legit hate the fact that there's no way to go out and die for a good purpose anymoreevery war is gay and its just about getting blown up by drones
>>34820722Never leave your dog & your hoe aloneCuz you never know when a nigga gonna bury his bone
I love women
>>34820709MI'm not sure I have any friends left. Certainly no female friends, so zero.
>>34820697Not very far. I thought it's just some uncomfortable rocks at first but then I realized my knees are bleeding
>>34820727I mean... if she has a type, your friend is indeed also probably her type. But I think that's as far as it goes for most people
>>34820730Bad opinion.
>>34820724it feels like I am in new game plus and I've no idea what to do now. it's as if the old companion of lust died and fucked off now. what did you do when lust died?
>>34820736ERM it's not an opinion is a fact
>>34820676I try to eat, but no working out
>>34820720Maybe you're just going through a low period for whatever reason and want to focus on other things, nothing wrong with that. If you start missing it or longing for it but still feel like you can't summon up the energy to care, maybe that will be something to look into. But if you're truly okay with it right now, there's no need to start judging yourself
>>34820734That's not how types work but ok.
>>34820739Hahaha, man. Yeah.Lust isn't dead. Don't get it twisted; you just know what the deal is now.
>>34820709>Gender>How many of your friends would you fuck if you knew there wouldn't be negative consequences?MJust 1Although 50% of it comes from wanting to punish her for being such a fucking cock tease!
>>34820742You need to work out so you get hungrier so you can eat more.
I like asmr videos where they apply lipgloss and lipstick :3
>>34820709MCurrently none, but I had some female friends over the years I found hot.
Women are soft and they smell nice, they also laugh funny. If you bully them a little bit they start getting a bit mischievous. They are the best.
Women are bad people.
I fucked up
>>34820739I should ask: have you mostly had loveless sex? Loveless sex is cheap and, as I'm sure you know, gets boring
>>34820670Gym I get, but work sounds awkward.
If a guy you know from a distance was>attractive successful businessman>dated/married (only) hot women >used to occasionally joke about having had gay sex/boyfriends before, where he was obviously kidding but when brainlets fell for it and believed him, he laughed at them but didn't explicitly tell them he's straight>some of his favorite stories/characters are gay (male), but when people ask if he relates to them he never answers that question and starts talking about how there's a lot more to them than being gay, or something like thatwould you assume he's>a) straight guy virtue signaling about what a "sensitive ally" he is>b) closet bisexual>c) fudanshi (slash fangirl in a straight man's body)>d) just your average heterosexual millennial male in current year>e) other?Stating gender preferred but not required
I think all the smut and erp feels pointless because I don't know what real erotic relationships are like
>>34820743Nah no low period just pent up energy and no care to spend it on sex anymore >>34820745I think the deal now is I should start building my life up now and go achieve some thing but Idk what yet
>>34820709I am not friends with a woman I dont want to fuck :^)
>>34820758New game plus, as you said. Your thirties are the best years of your life imo
What’s for dinner? We’re making taco bowls with potatoes and ground beef
>>34820753I've had plenty of both and both got old I've had loving sex loveless sex, hateful sex, sleepy sex, angry sex, bored sex, goofy sex, sad melancholic sex, even had sex where it was just background motions while talking about something else while banging
>>34820754Maybe they just like how I look in a lab coat in a platonic way.
>>34820752All women are mad.
>>34820762I don't know.GenderWhat should I make for dinner
>>34820756Female, he's either gay and dates women to hide it, or he's bi
>>34820756ME, leaning towards B maybe? I think you're a little fruity and might even come across a bit androgynous, but you might be an entirely straight guy in practice.
>>34820761hmm ok well fuck it im gonna learn fishing cuz my dad promised he would when I was a kid and never did and then I wanna get into construction or plumbing
Women who are good people: 0
>>34820766Hmm, so it really was just like an all-consuming obsession for you for a while, huh. I'm glad you've come off it man.Your life and relationships will be much better for it.
>>34820771MMe.
for as much as I talk down to the behavior I see on 4chan, a cursory glimpse into normalfag dating dynamics and that entire world more generally is utterly horrifying. It's fucking insane what these people get up to.
>>34820718I wish. I want to get probed so bad.
>>34820580Not for long.
>>34820774Hell yeah! I mean one step a time lol but I'm doing the same shit in my thirties.My great granddad was a real renaissance man when it came to handicrafts and construction, and I've got similar motivations for wanting to develop skills that he had but didn't manage to pass on to his kids or grandkids. Stained glass, gardening, carpentry etc.
Femanons, what is it like to suck an average or below average dick?
>>34820777sounds good. Why does this happen tho? It's like when my balls dropped at 14 i got put into a pussy coma fantasy sex land and sex was just #1 goal then it vanishes when I'm 30 without explanation like I woke up from a hangover
>>34820776It's at least 2 because I'm pretty sure my mom and little sister are girls.
>>34820758Oh it's a boring mgtow larp. Have fun
>>34820781Educate me so I can brace myself for their horrors
>>34820709MZero. I'm neurotic and don't want women to see my penis, doubly so for ones I am socially involved with.
>>34820784Oh fuck yes stained glass now that's a real art that is, it's also dying out and needs men to keep it alive. Your great grandad sounds like a man of good respect
>>34820787It's a combination of nature and nurture, just like anything else. Purely down to chance and the choices you made in response to those chances
>>34820780That's gay
>>34820788>I'm pretty sure my mom and little sister are girls.
>>34820709MaleZeroI don't want sex without romantic love, and I don't have romantic feelings for any of my current friends.
>>34820795felt more like compulsion meets impulse to me but you're right I had choices. but man is it actually like that for other guys? is sex drive supposed to be that aggressive or did I just get unlucky
>>34820774>>34820761>>34820758
>>34820803Faggot
>>34820790>"situationships">constant cheating>constant psychotic suspicion of cheating>"what do you bring to the table" and other transactional standoffs>dickmeasuring contests>openly talking about deeply intimate things like someone's sexual health and insecurities with coworkers in a casual, heavily open way>men and women constantly using eachother for sex whilst in relationships>people fucking getting back together AFTER cheating AT THE SAME TIMEjust fucking insane. Absolutely wild.
Has anyone here seen the 1984 movie Angel, and is equally obsessed by the scene where the schoolboys harass Angel by screaming SHOW US YOUR WHISKER BISCUIT!!
>>34820793He was quintessentially American and self-made to a nearly comical degree. A real hero.Survived WWII, saw his brother die, came home, built a house, completely furnished it by hand, did embroidery, mended clothes, gardened, kept chickens, repaired church windows, started an oil drilling company etc.He grew up in bumfuck nowhere in Oklahoma during the dustbowl without electricity or plumbing and his wife didn't expect him to come back home. I hope you don't mind the blogpost about him lol
>>34820809>t. mad because real life isn't romcom anime
>>34820786Do you mean size wise, or in terms of how we feel about it overall? An average size can still be gorgeous and incredible and amazing to suck, which means it's definitely not average
>>34820786It feels pretty hot to be able to take it all the way in my mouth and press my lips against his crotch without puking on it.
>>34820804I don't think there's any point in getting hung up on supposed tos. It's like that for many men (and women) and you're not an irredeemable freak for hoeing around for a while
Women... are bad.
>>34820809Thanks. Yeah, this is why I will never fall for attempted virgin/incel shaming while these "normies" exist.
>>34820809That is not normie behaviour
i'm in a situationship but i don't know i'm in one if that makes any sense. she doesn't know either. hell i don't even know her name. or what she looks like.
>>34820332Pervert Night crawler
>>34820813As any decent person should be, cheater.
>>34820820You should waste a bunch of time of this.
>>34820820That’s a no-ship
>>34820820Sexting on discord is not real.
>>34820756MAssume he's closet bi
>>34820819It's what grok or claude spit out for his incel prompt
>>34820826Talking about anything at all or even making plans on Discord aren't real either.
>>34820762Salad with oil, lemon pepper and lime.
>>34820819If the people I am meeting and working with don't qualify as normalfags, then the word has totally lost any and all coherent meaning.
>>34820812nah that's a good story esp since he came from nowhere and had nothing built and even lost a lot but still managed to do all that, makes me wonder what was in him as a man to muster that kind of willpower. did you get to meet him?>>34820816yeah I know just more confounding its just weird man, had post nut clarity one day and then it just got stuck in that mode. it's been a year now and i haven't returned to my old way of life
>>34820826>>34820825>>34820824i ahven't even talked to her yet. but i'm still going to call it a situationship. you never know.
Wow, working in a diner. This is like the start of a Hillary Duff movie where she finds out her dad owns a blood diamond mine.
>>34820834That's the spirit son. Don't forget to lose as much sleep as possible and eat sporadically. Be unwell!
>>34820834>anon 30 minutes after someone(male) from the mommy dom contact thread on /soc/ adds him on discord.
>>34820832NtaWow your coworkers are terrible people. The fuck do you do, sell insurance? I'm wondering if it's something morally dubious to get that many assholes gathered together like that.
>>34820837Wait where's the other guy?>>34820838i haven't even used any social media or seen her in person or anything. but i have a good feeling about this.
>>34820642Plenty, because I touch grass.
>>34820809you need to remember the average intelligence and how stupid it is in praxis then remember there's another chunk below average. Like what george carlin said ykno. its hard to acknowledge that most people are stupid when you want to be humble or modest and are too afraid to own your own awareness but really if we are being honest most people are dumb as shit. Except anyone reading this don't worry you are smart
>>34820833>did you get to meet him?Oh yeah, I got to see him pretty often growing up. He never smoked or drank and lived to be 93.I still knew him half as well as I liked. He was a man of few words, and his wife I'm gonna just be straight up was a real pain in the ass haha.I'm named after the nickname that she gave him. She didn't like his actual name and decided to just rename him; it was just a first name, not a pet name or anything. Tru storey.>it's been a year now and i haven't returned to my old way of lifeGood stuff. Imo it makes dating a loooot easier
>>34820842>Except anyone reading this don't worry you are smartNo I'm not. I'm getting dumber by the day.
I'm hating women more by the day.
Femanon, are you an evil cuckoldress?
>>34820809It's the casual and, to me, inconceivably callous degree of emotional manipulation present at seemingly every level of the average person's approach to dating 4 me. Fucking snakes in the grass.
>>34820814Size wiseIdk what a good dick looks like but mine probably doesn't fit the definition>>34820815So I guess I should shave?
>>34820843lucky, i only got to meet one grandma, everyone else were gone by the time I was old enough to socialize meaningfully.>Imo it makes dating a loooot easierin what ways? so far I am finding out how many women are stupid or vain or shallow or annoying and only reason I didn't notice before was cuz my mind was in titty land
>>34820850No. I only have sex with someone in front of my partner if we're all going to end up having sex together in the end.
>>34820709F1, but she’s straight so it’s not happening
>>34820852Scissor trim is fine. I'm used to a little pube floss when I'm sucking dick. It's worth it.
Why is making a foid jealous so satisfying?
>>34820853that isn't to shit on women just noticing they can be as scrambled in the head as the men, seen a few good kind women easier tho easier to spot now but unsure if i want that rn
>>34820853>so far I am finding out how many women are stupid or vain or shallow or annoying and only reason I didn't notice before was cuz my mind was in titty landLook at it this way: good women worth your time are suddenly much easier to distinguish from people who will just bore you.
>>34820709F. I have two guys and a girl in mind, but it wouldn't feel real if I knew there were magically no consequences to my actions.
>>34820862Every women is bisexual
Do men normally check out their coworkers?
>>34820861haha exactly >>34820860yea they stand out like a lighthouse now.
>>34820863Ebery wamen is bisegsuale
>>34820709FI don't have any friends.Potential consequences never stopped me in the past though so uhhh technically 4.
>>34820863Liberal coded retard lgbt child touching horse shit dude. Kinsey scale was debunked peddle your retard shit elsewhere
>>34820867D:
>>34820863No, but I am. I don't think anybody should take all my opinions and preferences as normal.
>>34820864Yeah
>>34820864Yes why
>>34820874>>34820873Are they sneaky about it?
>>34820864I try to be sly about it but am probably failing to do so.
>>34820875Nah
have you ever said "get out of my country" to someone who isnt from your country?
>>34820869Nta, it’s so stupid. “What happens when you survey street-walking prostitutes and their johns”.
>>34820869What in the buzzword...
>>34820878Only to Israelis on the internet who live in the US because I'm pretty much chickenshit and don't find many reasons to be antisocial in public
>>34820839Engineering firm. Lots of upper middle class golfing types and just as many blue collar guys. The issue isnt economic, its age. People my age just tend to have awful awful attitudes idk.
>>34820867Sounds crazy, but not in a good way.
>>34820878No, 29% of the people in my country weren't born here.
>>34820885Of course. Slimy.
Women, would you convert to a religion for a guy?
>>34820878To a Chinaman while in Japan (I'm white).
>>34820875I was
MShould I buy a Chinese Military Shovel? I heard they can do everything from cutting chopping sawing digging doubles as a grapple hook can be used as a shield and a paddle for a boat and even a frying pan and a measuring tool at the same time worth the purchase or is it chink propaganda
Femanons: rate my fit
>>34820889No
>>34820892Chinese Military Shovel forgot to post pic it's also a bottle opener
>>34820892MSounds like you basically become Captain America if you buy it dood go for itI mean in all seriousness if you think you'll use it, why not
>>34820894I can't really think of a bigger ask. That seems like too personal of a decision to make for me to ever feel comfortable doing it for a woman, at least.
>>34820892Do you need to do all those things at once?
>>34820886Not really? A person who's a normal amount of social might try dating or sleep with a few different people from the friend group over a period of several years, or a friend from childhood they haven't had contact with for a while. I decided I don't like being a normal amount of social.
thoughts on penis enlargement surgery
>>34820895That plasticy looking hinge does not look like it'll hold up for long.
>>34820901Unfair that women can get their tits expanded but i can't reach average sized
>>34820899Yes
>>34820901Might be worse than bogging your face beyond recognition. Same for limb lengthening surgery. Hair plugs are somewhat less pathetic to me
>>34820902Meant for >>34820901
>>34820895I said "that looks cheaply made" out loud reflexively upon viewing this jpg. Do with this information what you will
>>34820901I think it's sad as fuck it's even worse than circumcision since you are consciously choosing to splice up your cock at least when you was a baby you didn't have a choice. you mutilate your dick just to impress women who didn't even love you seems like self betrayal
>>34820889No>>34820892Maybe they can do those things but not as well as a tool specifically designed for that job. Sounds like a multi-tool. Does 10 different things, but poorly. It's not worth it's weight to carry it. If you need an axe get an axe.
Do you believe men and women can, or should, be friends?
>>34820909Might be because it's Chinese go figure lol I'll find an American or European copy of the same thing then
It makes me very sad when someone my age or younger tells me stories about all the girlfriends, parties, and adventures they’ve had in their life, while I’ve never had any of that.
>>34820914Fyes
>>34820905why is wanting a more functional sex organ pathetic
>>34820912yeah im craving multi tools to be honest know any good ones like swiss army knife or chink shovel?
>>34820916If you want to get drunk and be around loose girls, just go to a strip club.
>>34820900Do you fuck well?
>>34820892I think you'd be better off buying a nice shovel, a nice hatchet, a nice cast iron skillet and a nice multitool or pocket knife with a saw.
>>34820914NO NO NO NON ON FRIENDS NO FRIENDS ONLY FUCK
>>34820914Idk why I'd be friends with a womanWhat does that even mean? Like I've never hung out with anyone in my lifeI can't exactly talk about how badly the local sports team is doing with them
>>34820920Nta, i don’t care about the opinions of slags.
>>34820911Is that how you feel about boob jobs? Like they can't enjoy it for themselves?
>>34820914yeah we can be friends but if I'm friends with a girl it's because I'm dating her outside of that I don't think I can be friends with other women. Try dating a girl and then have another female friend and be emotionally supportive of the other girl and see what happens
Why is learning guitar so unreasonably hard?
>>34820920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9D56XFpazI
>>34820931That's how I feel about boob jobs yes and no the 'im doing it for myself' is a cop out to deflect the real criticism that they're doing it to impress others. the way they think is 'im ugly/not optimal because other people said other things are and I'm not those things, so I will surgically become those things' it fools nobody
>enjoying a boob job for themselvesThat's the dumbest thing I've read on atoga all day.
>>34820918>I can't live without my simps
>>34820856I've known straight identifying women who've had sex with a woman.
>>34820934cuz the guitar wants your pinky to be Houdini and reach frets humanly impossible for certain chords
>>34820934It's not. Even guitarists can do it.
>>34820938What if you actually were ugly, got surgery to change that, and became happy? Loads of women seem happy with nosejobs
Why do the women I date keep trying to change me? It’s like they want to rip my skin off and replace it with one they made
>>34820943This is maybe the best way I've ever seen someone encourage someone else to practice guitar.
>>34820942This is why different tunings were invented.
>>34820921>any good ones No that's my whole point. None of them are good.
>>34820944the happiness leaves them because real life isn't about happiness whoever said life is about the pursuit of happiness was a liar. happiness is always fleeting and always ends just like every other feeling out there. making permanent changes to chase a temporary high counts for retardation
I need to order new strings for my guitar and restring it. You guys are bullying me into no longer slacking on practicing the guitar as well
>>34820935againfunction =/= aesthetics
>>34820948I was just making a silly joke to be honest.
>>34820952Me except the ones I need have been out of stock for months
>>34820951>it doesnt count because... because it just doesnt o algogoalpost status?
>>34820924I don't think a guy would tell me if I didn't so I honestly have no idea. I get compliments but most often it's just "wow you like move and do something instead of just laying there taking it" so I think the bar is pretty low. Why?
>>34820950hmm okay ill take inventory and pick out good individual tools then.
>>34820955I lmao'd. It made me think of the guitarists I've met and yeah, anon can absolutely learn how to play guitar if those guys managed to.
>>34820892The American ones are better made and more useful.>>34820762>What’s for dinner? We’re making taco bowls with potatoes and ground beefI made fried chicken, hash browns with shredded onions cooked into them, amd black-eyed peas with a Dr. Pepper float and slice of pecan pie for dessert.>>34820751>Women are bad people.At least you're calling us people now. That's progress.>>34820748>I like asmr videos where they apply lipgloss and lipstick :3Reminder that Frivi almost killed her best friend/girlfriend because the dumb bitch can't drive.https://youtu.be/VcCCiPyjBDg
the uncomfortable truth that most men really dont wanna hear is that you can fuck fine with a small dick, they just lack skillsmall dudes dont wanna hear it because it places agency and responsibility on them, and hung dudes don't want to hear it because their ego derives sexual confidence and security from their size
>>34820959okay go ahead and get penis lengthening surgery gain numbness in Ur dick, have erection dysfunction and have a crooked erection angle permanently and permanent scarring, don't cry about it when you regret it
>>34820966Agreed, guys with Ferraris usually seethe that people can still get from A to B in a shitbox
>>34820960>I think the bar is pretty low.Correct.>Why?Nobody in my friend circle just started fucking each other, unless they ended up as a long term couple, from what I can tell. And even then, that was rare.So you having nailed 4 friends stood out to me and I wanted to know if you are just overly sexual in general.
>>34820953Your dick would look fucked up dude
>>34820966You say this like women don't also just prefer bigger dicks
>>34820966There is no skill in fucking. Her experience is all about her own feelings.
>>34820971who gives a fuck what women prefer? Are you a faggot?
>>34820971MYou have hands and a mouth, and unless you really just have a micropenis I'm pretty sure you could still do something with whatever you keep complaining about having down there
>>34820971Nta, They don’t, that’s just something whores say to try to shame guys.
>>34820966look man im hung and I've been trying to tell dudes with less large penises that big dick isnt even a guarantee of quality sex one truth is larger dick usually means sex endurance suffers premature ejaculation
>>34820966>small dudes dont wanna hear it because it places agency and responsibility on themI do want to hear it. Now I just need someone who will let me practice on her.
urge to cum balls deep in her and get her pregnant
>>34820972>Her experience is all about her own feelings.There's definitely skill in positively manipulating that.
>>34820983do it pussy throw away the condoms or it means your gay
>>34820973Based and true
>>34820984That’s not skill in the practical act of fucking though
>>34820973>just get over itLmao
>>34820983I've never had sex as passionate as when my bf is genuinely trying to put a baby in me. It's something special.
>>34820959>Goalpost statusNigga you are the one considering surgery to move your own goalpost between your legs retard
>>34820983Every time I'm said about being a permavirgin I cheer myself up by reminding myself that no woman has let me do this.
>>34820988MYeah there is. Clueless guys often don't make penetration very stimulating, and lazy women do the same to us.
>>34820988You just said it is.
>>34820990the feeling is mutual best sex I had was impregnating a woman
>>34820985Nta I have thia roleplaying (?) fantasy of putting on a condom for sex, but at some point I absolutely need to remove it so I can plunge my cock in absolutely unprotected and I tell her that I can't stop it, it just must happen.
>>34820998What is this rapenigger saying
women get a gleeful high when they toy with mens emotions, and they legitimately don't have the empathy to feel bad about it
>>34820969Eh I think it depends on the friend group it was pretty par for the course for the people I was hanging out with.
>>34820998play your cards right and you won't have to the woman usually throws the condoms away if she is in heat and tells you she wants to skip the foreplay and demands you to be inside her like then her legs pincer you and you get your dick milked until she is full thats how it happened with me
>>34821002Do you not know what roleplaying means?It means people outline what is going to happen beforehand.
>>34821009German spotted, can I borrow a buck?
>>34820997So far it hasn't actually taken, but we haven't done it very often. We're at the point of "we're ready for a kid, and we'll devote everything to them if I get pregnant, but focusing solely on getting me pregnant isn't reasonable atm". I wonder if it'll feel less special the more we do it.
>>34821010What are you talking about?
>>34820979you wont find it because no amount of dicklet cope changes basic facts. Nobody tries to gaslight manlets this way because its just readily observable in daily life, thats the only real difference between the two.
>>34821013Nothing, just trying to distract from the horrifically disgusting sex talk
>>34821011it'll kick in every ovulation cycle so long as she isn't on hormone raping drugs when we planned for the kid we were excited cuz it meant sex with no condom and raw sex and we wanted to be successful but not too successful so we could enjoy dozens of raw sex sessions then we get success on the first fuckin try lmaoJust hope you get success that isn't too late or too early
I'm about to eat some frenched fries.
>>34821016This is just a regular negro
>>34821016Well we just missed my window for this month, so we'll be waiting for a while before trying again I guess.
>>34821015sextalk is not disgusting
>>34821019leave me out of your weird cuck fetishes sperg
>>34821015You're on the wrong website.
>>34821020be sure start the fucking a week before ovulation since remember your sperm can live up to 5-7 days inside a woman so if you fuck every day for that week you will have loaded her womb up with immense amounts of your seed and success is higher
Why is it so common to see beautiful, creative, charming thin (non-trans) women dating pimply, gangly, emotionally autistic trans women?
>>34821027Trans women aren't women
>>34821026I'm the woman, and I'd rather not focus on those sorts of details with all this. I want getting knocked up to feel like a thing all about love and commitment, not maximizing how long I've had jizz in me.
>>34821027I don't notice this. Stop staring at the lesbians.
>>34821031You WILL think of the jizz.
>>34821034The only creampie I'm enjoying thinking about today is this banana cream pie I made. I hate that I typed out this joke btw.
>>34821022Weird that you went there, you’re just acting like a nigger
>>34821036That joke did not work.
>>34821039I know. I just wanted to brag about how good it came out.
>>34821031So just lovingly getting loaded up for a week straight then. You need to think of the practicality and optimisation side of the game if you want success or at least let your man think of that then. If you get too idealistic about sex and you hold out for the 'perfect' feeling like you want a romance saga for every attempt you're gonna drag the odds of success. You can always return to the high emotional context sex after the deed is done. You can still have sex while pregnant and for most women their horniest and most amorous moments in their entire lives is during pregnancy especially 2nd trimester. My woman was feral about it
GenderHave you had the thought "I can't do 30-40 more years of this shit" and how did you recover?
>>34821040The joke or your pie?
I lack experience with women and idk how to fix that at 31
>>34821045MI attempted suicide and didn’t die, so I became religious
>>34821045MI haven't really?
>>34821045MI sat with it alone for a few days, thought about how completely, unreasonably insane my life has been so far and gave myself a pat on the back for still standing despite it.
>>34821045MNo, the opposite, I am afraid of dying.
>>34821045>how did you recover?Starved myself until I went "I can't do 1 more day of this".
kissing femanon right on her butthole
>>34821049fucking nice glad to have you in the ranks of the living, you cheated the reaper and live to tell about it.
>>34821041Alright, thanks. Maybe it's worth just diving in and doing everything possible to have the baby. I sort of wanted to wait a bit longer for us to get married and have the room ready and stuff, but that's not necessary right?>their horniest and most amorous moments in their entire lives is during pregnancy especially 2nd trimesterI don't think it's possible to feel more strongly about sex and intimacy than I already do. But that's something to look forward to finding out.>>34821046The pie. My joke failed like 90% of them. Only my deez nuts jokes land.
>>34820983I'm so glad I don't have this stupid desire
>>34821054I don't let a guy that close to my butthole unless he's going to put something in it.
>>34821059I have it but don't have a Her at the time of this writing. I'm glad I didn't fuck up and manage to have any kids with my exes at least
>>34821058>I sort of wanted to wait a bit longer for us to get married and have the room ready and stuff, but that's not necessary right?Me and my mrs got married first, the room got ready after pregnancy though we did buy just a couple small items before. small clothes as a sort of promise to ourselves we would be parents that sort of thing. id strongly wait till marriage then since its increased odds of your security and babies future. you guys engaged yet?
>>34821045FYeah like twice a week I did not. Tried to kill myself in my teens, didn't work. Now I'm afraid of ending up a vegetable or too disabled to finish the job if I try again. If the perfect opportunity presented itself I'd take it though.
>>34821060Do you even need to ask?
>>34821045MYeah Conceded to the thought that yes, cannot go several more decades of this
>>34821066>the perfect opportunityWhat would that be?
god if you exist, send me a buttstuff loving woman who doesn't want to get pregnant
>>34821065We recently got engaged, yeh. I moved in recently, too. It's been a bit of a whirlwind thing, but I feel very secure in the future in general.
>>34821070>god if you exist, send me a buttstuff loving woman who doesn't want to get pregnantjust become a homosexual then if you want to only fuck an asshole attached to a creature that cannot get pregnant
>>34821045FNo, I really like being alive
>>34821067Yes. I had an ex who definitely didn't want to do anal but wouldn't say so. It took me borderline pressuring him to do it for him to finally speak up.
>>34821069Idk like choosing not to save myself from a lethal situation I likely could have avoided.
>>34821073viewing sexual intercourse with women as purely reproductive is what homosexuals have done for thousands of yearsmaybe you're the gay one?
>>34821071that's good. you guys got the date planned for the big day? or is it still to be decided?
>>34821070Just be gay if all you want is asshole.You watch too much porn and haven't had enough sexual experience with real women is what this is.
>>34821052The good news is that most people who are old enough to die don't fear it anymore, so by the time you reach that age, you won't be so scared anymore
>>34821075Was he into eating ass, though?
>>34821077if that's true your mother is gay your father is gay and your grandad and grandma. homos don't reproduce and you are begging not to reproduce and only think of assholes im just connecting the dots, you're in a closet and it's safe to come out
>>34821076That has all the same problems and risks as the other stuff. For that reason I believe you probably would save yourself if it came down to that.
Did you guys hear about anon? He died from a severe eating pussy deficiency
Going to see the new dino movie in a little bit.
>>34821080NTA. I don't believe this.
>>34821078No hard date. We won't be doing any big ceremony, so it can afford to be a bit impulsive in the timing.
>>34821079>impotent seething>>34821082>homos dont reproduceanon you are incredibly stupid and naiive
>>34821045MYes. I never did recover, I think of shooting myself daily. But other people depend on me so I'm sort unable to cross that line and just abandon them.
>>34821085The paw patrol movie?
>>34821081He liked looking at my butthole a lot, that's all. I thought that meant he was definitely into anal, or at least wanted to try it if he wasn't.
>>34821087that's handy yeah me and mine had a small ceremony as well just a few select people it was cozy and worth it. Good luck to you and your man and congrats on the marriage and the baby when they happen
>>34821090No.
>>34821086You will when you're older
>>34821088Don't talk about impotency retard your seed can't even target vagina for fixating on anus all day. And don't well ackshually me on homo reproduction because if you tell me stories of gays having kids it means you are even less than gay and gays mog you
>>34821094Why do the people look like they're from a video game?
>>34821084>Did you guys hear about anon? He died from a severe eating pussy deficiencyIt's almost like a charging station for us. Best way to destress.
>>34820673Beach is comfy. Could jetski out to a sandbar.
>>34821093Thanks, I appreciate the advice and well wishes.
>>34821095I can confirm it been around enough elderly dying people to know this is true. Death comes to all and the longer you acknowledge it through life the less surprising or scary
>>34821096Do chud virgins like this realize that you only need to cum once or twice in a vagina to have kids? Talk about impotence
>>34820709None
>>34821103Not even me? Lame.
>>34821093Wait till he learns it's a 3 way
>>34821083Yeah but without the added "it's my fault this happened" which is an important distinction for me. If I were to try again I'd probably go the welding gas route because I'm too pussy to jump and poisoning would be painful and probably not effective. If I get run down by a runaway bus I feel more confident about my odds of actually dying.
unironically, i think having a horrendous childhood sort of toughened me up to a point where I can handle just about anything at this point. there's something to be said for that
>>34821102go impregnate a log of turd inside anus then captain sodomite
>>34821109Keep your fantasies to yourself, Captain Crusader
>>34820762Somebody ordered Mediterranean, and cherry zero pepsi.
>>34821107yeah there is it's called being indomitable
>>34820762Cottage Pie
>>34821088No I'm seething about my butthole health. I probably would still have developed hemorrhoids at some point because of all the difficult shits I take but as of right now this is men's fault. You're not supposed to put stuff in there and it's only tolerated in gay sex because it's the only hole they have that isn't the mouth. Preferring asshole over pussy is fetishistic mental illness unless you don't like pussy at all. In which case it sounds like what you want is a trans woman.
>>34821113>>34821107>my mommy beat the shit out of me and nobody on earth loves me but its ok because im le... le tough, or somethingits called coping and being raped, actually.
>>34821107Statistically people who lose a parent early unexpectedly outperform the average
>>34821116Show me your booboos so I can kiss them better seeing as all you do is interject on people getting encouragement. You want some attention?
>>34821115I'm crying with laughter at this post
Why is every male a raped and castrated slave these days?
My girlfriend is really pissing me off today, but it could just be my cyclospora making me act up internally.
>>34821115just talk other women out of it anon, the things girls do to try to win guys validation or love is insane. it doesn't help that women who want attention or clout lie through their teeth about being the world's biggest anal lover to try to one up other girls in online places when really they know it's only tolerable at best or painful at worst. Women really do themselves no favours
I'll be in a nosedive in my flying shoes, right behind your closed eyes like a memory from your youth.
>>34821124fancy words that basically mean you are a shitty bf
>>34821115>>34821125Have you thought that maybe you're not the target audience here, sweaties?
>>34821115I'm a woman who likes anal and doesn't have hemorrhoids. Sounds like you did it wrong or too much.
Should I waste some money on shit I really don't need but would probably be fun
>>34821127Well, my Cyclospora is making me a shitting bf.
>>34821128if by target you mean prostate and if by prostate you mean fags and trannies then sure
>>34821106It would be your fault if you could have avoided the damage but didn't, wouldn't it?
>>34821119nah im just making fun of you for being a pathetic faggot, carry on
Am I supposed to feel bad about these women who can't find bfs?
>>34821138Until women get over the need for men to be superior to them, there's no reason for them to be successful. It's like they only get high paying jobs so they can feel entitled to higher salaried men.
>>34821138most of us arent that picky
>>34820643>crippling lonelinessCan someone explain this to me? I'm a 35 year old virgin and whiel I'm touch starved as hell (not that I actively feel it), and since I quit porn I also feel increasingly horny.Occsionally the isolation drops my sanity meter to critically low levels, then I do drugs and dance my ass off for a weekend or meet friends. But I can't say that I get lonely.
>>34821141Hey
asked several different people in my life if they wanted to do literally anything and got turned down or actively ducked and lied to award
>>34821138Shes obviously fucking insane>>34821140I know a woman who got rich and is really career oriented, her husband is a stay at home dad. Seems to be going well. You don't have ot be superior in career and money matters as long as you can be her rock and she can look up to you in other ways.
Can a guy actually be too clingy?
>>34821147>and she can look up to you in other ways.When will women stop needing to look up to men?
Should I smoke weed
>>34821148yes,
>>34821141Sure but you're probably still picky enough to exclude 90% of guys
>>34821114My favorite
Propaganda on full force...
>>34821112My favorite
GenderCan you imagine your life in 20-30 years or do you think you're going to die before then or you just can't imagine yourself with someone or further in life etc?
>>34821148If you’re giving more cling energy her way than she is to you, yeah.
id like perspective from both sidesim in a relationship of 5 years that is coming to an end. how cooked am i? she wanted to end the relationship this month but 2 months ago she decided to push it back to december and then back up to november instead. currently we still hang out and do stuff together, sometimes its my idea, sometimes it's hers. but i feel like she's kind of forcing it so i told her to quit wasting both our times if she's not into it and she apologized for being unassertive. this all started towards the beginning of this year. i've made my peace with it and the only reason why i haven't ended it myself is thinking maybe it can be salvaged and that i liked her as my partner.
>>34821107Yeah mfer>>34821116I'm raping you brutally by touching your post's ass with my post's penis
>>34820888What careers aren't slimy? Sucking cock on onlyfans? Being a gas station attendee?
>>34821159End it now you fucking faggot. Don't let her decide the terms.
>>34821152go trip and fall in mud loser
>>34821147The guy is gay or cheating
>>34821164Just saying
>>34821157MI'll be one of those sad, lonely, old men people prefer not to think about
>>34821166stop assuming the worst in people for no reason
>>34821157MI didnt even think I'd make it to where I am now, I thought I was gonna blow my shit smooth off at 24
>>34821159>unassertive womanbro you're getting fucked over even if she's not doing it on purpose. get the fuck out.
>>34821169I assume the worst because it's the reality we live inNo need to believe in liesAlso why are you ashamed of being picky? Why would you be proud of being willing to date me?
>>34821169Nta, female selectivity is not a character flaw, but stop acting like y’all aren’t like that.
>>34821172im not going to bother arguing with a self projecting pessimist
imagine having no fucking friends. Like literally zero people on Earth have interacted with you and said "I would like that to experience that again". Zero. Not one. Not one solitary person who has ever endured your presence asked for seconds. Nobody.Explain yourself.
>>34821129Mileage varies. I have the kind of skin that grows a new mole or a skin tag after a mild injury. I'm not saying I dislike it. But I am saying a man who supposedly wants to date a woman but wants anal the majority of the time watches too much porn.
>>34821175Too boring
>>34821175all of my friends are online but i wanna say 80% of them are on the east coast and are probably an 8-10 hour drive away at worst
>>34821175Not very exciting I guess
>>34821157I hope I die.If I'm not dead I'll mostly likely be doing end of life care for one or both of my parents in 30 years.
>>34821175I mean what exactly do you want me to say? I don't enjoy other people's company
>>34821159It's over she just doesn't want to feel like an asshole. She's being a shitty person. Aoiding conflict and feeling bad is more important to her than you are.
Clear eyed girl, in a crooked way
>>34821170Same desu but now I'm still here I'm worried that I'll lose it all? Right as things seem to be somewhat okay.>>34821168I can't even imagine being old. I think I'm going to die from cancer, car crash, or a shooting first.
>>34821174Idk what's wrong with my pessimismYou're the one with options
>>34821175i do make short term friends. but once im comfortable, im fairly certain they realize im both annoying and boring at the same time.
>>34821175I have not made a new friend in a long time but I have friends whom I have been friends with for a decade around, some of them longer. So I guess that implies I am a good friend but just not very social to make new ones?>>34821157MI expect to be financially secure with a wife and many children.
>>34821184yeah i just told her to be honest with me and then mentioned ive been talking to other women and i think that got under her skin a little and she told me not to tell her (too) much about what i do
>>34821188because it is affecting ur judgement
>>34821190Do you have a general time frame of when you expect to get there? I'm one of those people who just can't really plan shit out like that. I'm doing well for myself it's just I like to half wing half plan things out vaguely?
>>34821176Oh, that sucks. Yeah, I do think a guy who wants anal rather than piv is definitely basing it on something. Either too little experience with normal sex or too much experience with abnormal sex. It's still nice every once in a while.
>>34821045>Gender>Have you had the thought "I can't do 30-40 more years of this shit" and how did you recover?MYes.I went to therapy once a week, went on short night walks, made sure I was in bed at the same time no matter what, watched less porn (especially fetish stuff), talked to my brother on the phone about once a week, found a group of online friends in Halo Reach, supplemented D3, B12, and Melatonin.In my worst moments I'd just repeat "I will never commit suicide" in my head anywhere from 3 to 20 times.
can't stop applying chapstick, I like how it feels
>>34821193Do you think you wouldn't reject 90% of guys?
i dont really see the point in hating women for being picky. if i was a lonely woman and someone looking the way I currently do approached I would tell him I had a boyfriend or something else to hoefully repel him.
Boutta drop a nuke in my poor toilet
>>34821194Anywhere from 10-20 years, just depends how fast certain pieces fall into place that could hasten or decelerate that timeframe. If you "can't really plan for shit" then instead of starting where you are now with your planning, start with where you want to be and work your way backwards to where you are now piece by piece.If you want X, you need Y. To get Y, you need to do Z. And so forth until you reach where you are now. You will be much more likely to succeed if you break your goals into smaller milestones on the way to the larger ones. One of the biggest reasons for failure is a lack of seeing progress, smaller milestones give you metrics to measure progress more accurately.
>>34821165brutal cope
>>34821203I'm just saying I don't feel bad for them eitherI can't afford to eat at the restaurant, so why would I care if you had a shitty experience there?
Lonely/lower "value" folks of /atoga/, how do you balance wanting to be more desirable with wanting to not be a doormat/desperate? This is broadly social, platonic and romantic. Just having relationships generally.
>>34821210I just don't date
>>34821200In their minds they don’t even know that they reject 90% of guys bc most of the guys don’t even register to them as a memory in the first place.
>>34821210Whilw I wouldn't count myself as "low value", being a doormat makes on less appealing, not more. Or rather, appealing to the kind of people you want to repel.
>>34821210I refine myself in the way I want to be perceived rather than trying to fit in by dressing like a bum with the other 95% of people.Live by your own standards instead of chasing other peoples.
>>34821206Thanks anon. And I wish you the best.
>>34821210I don't do anything
>>34821212This. There really is some merit to the whole "below x threshold, men stop registering as actual humans to women" idea. The only real debate can be where that line is drawn.
>>34821200i know i wouldnt reject 90% of men
she makes me happy:)
>>34821214You need to be amicable to be attractive. If you aren't able to keep people around then something is wrong. And if you want that to change you need to do something with who you are.
>>34821157MI'd like to have taken out life insurance and then be dead by that point.
I had a nice day without you, femanons.
>>34821220You can be friendly without conforming to what you think people want, aka "A doormat"No one is forcing you to compromise how you present yourself. What shuts people off might open other doors with other people, but trying to please everyone will simply make you average at best, and no one's first pick will be average at best.
>>34821220by the transitive property this also means you need to be attractive to be amiable
Today is a soivoice day
men w their angry eyebrows are very cute
>>34821226):<
>>34821218Just 89%?
>>34821157f, a few years ago I'd say I'd be dead by now. life in 30 years hopefully I'm finished with school and a doctor by then. i wonder what meds I'll be on though
The Storm is coming.
>>34821232Im gonna eat SO much bread and cheese this week
>>34821232are you talking about a literal storm?
>>34821232Can you hear me?I'm trying to hear youSilence strikes like a hurricaneI'm singing for youYou're screaming at meIt's hard to see your tears in the pouring rain
Now would be a good time for a nap with her wrapped up in my arms
>>34821226no, it makes me look like I have rapist eyes
>>34821232I, too, get Warcraft 3 quotes sent into my head from time to time.
>>34821232>The Storm is coming.No, he's Captain America again.
Damn, I was sitting so close to that moid. We were talking about people who were dancing and their outfits and laughing at them. He probably likes me (or he was just drunk)
>>34821243jacked off and good to go
What are you going to do when the Human bubble bursts?
>>34821229Phew, best of luck. I hope you succeed with minimal meds.
I have to talk really loud or else I sound like an ftm tranny who just got kicked in the neoballs. Why did God do this to me?
>>34821243>I, too, get Warcraft 3 quotes sent into my head from time to time.I used to piss of my parents by saying Peon and Peasant lines when they'd give me chores.
>>34821243>Where shall my blood be spilled?
>>34821228i stand corrected, at least partially, assuming the chatgpt stats werent completely off. somehow my list of just 5 things left me w a maximum 1% accept rate and a 99% rejection rate lol
>>34821255Work, work.
>>34821199Hello my priend
>>34821257What's the list. 300lbs?
>>34821264white, heavy set (no weight specified), virgin, 20-29, and atheist theres seriously only 1% of men like that in america according to chatgpt, i dont think thats accurate.
>>34821268im agnostic, not a virgin and slightly beyond the age of 29, how's that
>>34821271>not a virgini will never accept a used man
>>34821274are you a virgin?
>>34821277yes, the full khhv
>>34821279for what it's worth i've only ever had 1 partner in my life
Girls, do my new shoes look autistic?
>>34821281thats even worse, all your firsts were with the same woman, no man ever gets over his first love. youll forever be thinking of her with any new woman u kiss or fuck.>>34821282no they look fine, r u a runner?
>>34821282ChonkyCute tism shoe
Ah it was the fat fetishistNo wonder she was so confident about not being picky
>>34821284>r u a runner?I'm not, but I go to theme parks a lot and sometimes I would get bad blisters, so I thought I'd try and use a dedicated sports shoe that would be better for my feet.
Were you ever forcibly masturbated?
>>34821284>no man ever gets over his first love.I've gotten over two loves since my first. Life is long
>>34821232I can see the cloudsLike GRAVITYGRAVITTTYYYYYYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU0gOXTIMGo
I used the keeper.ai one and apparently only 0.4% of men in the US are aged 29-42, 5'7 or taller, not fat, not religious, don't want kids, and make 30k or more a year. Abysmal if true. I didn't even add any looks based restrictions except for the fat thing.
>>34821293This, I had that unrequited crush thing, I guess it's called limerence, on two different people over my life. In both situations, I eventually stopped being fucking obsessed.
>>34821282Are you a nurse
Do pictures of someone's sinewy, filthy bare feet in dirty flip flops count as non consensual intimate imagery?
>>34821284she wasn't my first love, my first was an ace woman who dumped me for a trans woman. i think she might have transitioned into a man but i can't be too sure
>>34821282No, Crocs and slide sandals look autistic.
>>34821300>wasnt my first love>ive only had one partnerso which is it
>>34821295The big thing is you want an atheist in the US
>>34821304That + virgin is the killer I think
>>34821304Atheists forced me to huff jenkem. They twisted my balls and peed on my face. These are ungodly people. They are mental nuts.
>>34821303my first girlfriend who i at the time loved deeply was an asexual woman who i did not have any sexual contact with. not a single nude, nothing.my second girlfriend who at the time i loved deeply was a heterosexual woman who i did have sexual contact with though so she was my 2nd gf and my first sexual partner
Too old and too superstitious for femanon, womp womp
I seriously have no idea how to met womenI don't even see women on a daily basis
>>34821306Wrong person that's not a requirement for me. I'd prefer a retired manwhore. >>34821304Maybe my perspective is off because of where I live. There are a lot of religious people but it's not like the South. It's fucking scary down there how much they're into it.
He has exposed his bare feet and wiggled his toes. That is how you know he molests kids. The fucker probably giggles when he does it too. Just laughs and laughs while he makes the kids he diddles scream in terror and pain. Any man who goes barefoot and flexes his toes like that, you know what kind of a person he is.
>>34821311You're over 42?
>>34821316I meant the other one that specified 20-29 my bI’m too superstitious for you and want kids
Is an adult tickling a child, playing with a child's toes, or blowing a raspberry on a child's belly button a form of pedophilia and child molestation? It always seemed to me this behavior was only just short of outright acts of bad no-no kiddy touching. Possibly counts as grooming at the very least.
>>34821304Changing religion to "any" only gets me up to 1.4%
>>34821314The country is still like 70% culturally Christian
>>34821319i dont get what superstituous could mean in this context
I only date virginal women
>>34821323And you're culturally someone who eats instant ramen microwaved in your own piss.
>>34821323They must all be fat and want kids. See >>34821322
>>34821326I’m a religious person, a Christian
>>34821327Nobody cares, die alone already.
>>34821330Christians say they're against homo behaviors but boy are they really into another man. You just love slurping the semen off that Jesus dick, don't you?
>>34821330oh i thought you meant like conspiracy stuffhow christian are you if you dont mind me asking? theres a difference between someone who just holds christian values and if asked, will say they do believe in god. vs an active church attendee and someone who practices praying at least once a week.
>>34821327Same. Lucky to have met my gf.
>>34821334Big fan of Jesus Christ here, yeah. I think that guy is God
>>34821250<3 I'm on so many right now but I think theyre going to stay the same
Anybody else hate the dentist?>yeah i'm still a neet>nope still not seeing anyone>nope didn't go anywhere this summer>nope no plans for the holidays>my birthday? no that's next month no plans for it
>>34821323>>34821329Even if I include fat religious men who want children the number only goes up to 4.7% I guess it makes sense if you consider only 30% of men are in the age bracket, 2/3 of those are fat so that takes you down to 10% and then you have to weed out the guys who don't work or only have a part time job as a gas station attendant or something. Disheartening though.
>>34821335I pray every day but don’t go to church rn. I live in my old hometown and am too chicken to go to the nearest Catholic Church and bump into people I grew up around and would rather not see. I plan to attend a church pretty regularly after I move to a new city soon
>>34821274>>not a virgin>i will never accept a used manEverybody cares, live together already.
>>34821341Last time I went there was a storm and the news tv went out and I instead streamed max on my phone.
>>34821343yea pretty religious then, off topic but wouldnt it make sense that youd only want to date a fellow christian?
Can you feel it?
>>34821339Jeez
>>34821351Yeah, I’m just bored, lonely and very online currently I guess
>>34821357start going to the church and meet ur tradwife anon
>>34821356nothing wrong with being on a mad stack of meds. i get legal amphetamines, benzos, and cannabis amongst other things
>>34821359The funny thing about all this is that I rolled my eyes at the tradcath meme for about a decade and now here I am. I was agnostic five years ago
>>34821363> agnostic five years ago:0 really? what made u switch?
Would it be kinda cute if I stalked you?
POOOOKIE
>checking some vids on youtube>see an Ad and this gorgeous redhead (pic related)Wish i wasnt disfigured ugly broke retard
>>34821371Why are you always awake at 4am
>>34821320is it a parent of said child or close relative taking care of it?no. thats completely normalis it a strangeryes, thats molestation
>>34821374thats my time to go bed actually i am very tired now and might fall asleep any second now
>>34821371>gorgeousAnon, she's an acquired taste. You might have less competition than you think for a girl like that.
>>34821367No.>>34821364I was in a really low place mentally and emotionally and found the support I was looking for from prayer and reading scripture.I wanted spiritual fulfillment really badly but wrote off Christianity because of some bad experiences I had with it when I was younger. I think Jesus is a cool guy and that a religion based around trying to emulate him while knowing full well that I’ll fall short of him makes more sense to me than any other religion.
>>34821359nta but i'd like to know more about (You)
>>34821377i think she has pretty unique looks yes, but i also like natural redheads like thatbut she still wouldnt even look at me twice
I wanna cry into a moid's voluptuous chest
>>34821375Hello, newfriend.The person you're replying to is a pedophile known to us as "Sodomy Schizo" or "Rape Anon." He types his inane filth on here every day, in every thread, multiple times. All in an effort to lure naive people such as yourself. You would do well not to indulge him. Oh, and welcome to the thread!
>>34821387His man bosom?
>>34821379thats nice lore anon, im glad religion has done good things for u. >>34821380waow really? /// what do u wanna know
>>34821387That's crazy, I wanna be dominated by a slim-thick Asian woman
>>34821388Interesting naming yourself. Very meta of you
>>34821387wost poster of all time
>>34821391Thanks. Best of luck on the fat guy quest
My balls are so bih
>>34821387sorry im just fucking fat
>>34821367Maybe if >he did.
>>34821400thats not u, no way
I just put my own stats into the keeper.ai thing and got a fat 0. I don't exist. I knew this thing was bullshit.
>>34821400Are you ever going to cut?
>>34821391hmm, makes what you're looking for worth looking for?
>>34821404No waaaaaay what. An LLM lied?
>>34821406once i bench 180 kg which is soontm>>34821402and what if it is I
>>34821400holy shit look how bibg his boobs are
>>34821400Looking swole brotha
>>34821408If you're not gonna play along you don't have to respond you know.You're supposed to insult me directly we all know AI is garbage.
>>34821371I am going to visit the Netherlands next year!
>>34821414are you a cute redhead??
>>34821409atoga moids are that hot? i really dont believe thats u
>>34821417No, I'm just a theme park enthusiast. I'm so excited to go to Efteling.
>>34821418We are all fakecelly 4chad rarechuds
>>34821420ohits pretty alrightbeen there like twice. Solid fun if you like rollercoasters
>>34821421I’m ugly actually
>>34821422I love roller coasters. Well also be going to Walibi Holland and Toverland before driving to Germany and hitting up some parks there. I've never been outside of America before so I'm really excited for the experience.
>>34821425i think ive been to walibi like uhhh, 13 years agoEnjoy your trip to eurolandgo visit Poland
>>34821410yeah im nit sure what was up with that perspective, i have big chest but not THAT big
You're a rapist!
>>34821428You've been to walibiYou are my habibi Y'allah habibi! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GHk0f4H88E
What is Sex lik?
>>34821428Poland will be another trip someday, but I really want to go to Energylandia to ride Zadra. And I wish I could squeeze in some of the parks in Belgium too, but I don't want to get too greedy and not have time to rest and fully appreciate all the parks we're going to. We're hitting up Efteling, Walibi Holland, Toverland, Phantasialand, Plopsaland Deutschland, and Europa-Park. Certainly can't complain about that itinerary.
>>34821435Penis in vagina? Squishy.
>>34821436Uh oh, the thread Nazi is invading Poland
>>34821435It’s a myth.
Taking the wock to Poland
If you go to Europe, you will be raped.European women were never taught to seek consent before touching a man's penis, his genitals, and his anal cavity. They will sexually abuse your body parts and traumatise you.It is normal in their culture. Prepare to be molested and violated, when you are in Europe.
>>34821435If you're doing it right it's very wet.
>>34821450I'm booking a flight right now
whered everyone go o_O
>>34821463To sleep
>>34821466its not even 10 pm yet
>>34821463>He knew I gave that bombacious side eye to the feastables water.
>>34821469what
Do girls live in fear of being raped?
>>34821467Some people have jobs in the morning.
>>34821471The feastables water
You and nothing more
>>34821467I go to sleep before 10pm sometimes now because I’m training very hard to be an old person
Sparkling mister beast peanut butter water
>>34821480thats endearing
Women, why don't you like bouncing on it?
>>34821476>it's realWhy? How?
>>34821482the fat bitch drink
>>34821486I buy that brand of sparkling water sometimes but now I can’t because apparently mister beast peanut butter water is a thing
>>34821484I'm worried about breaking his dick. And I'm embarrassed by how wet it sounds sometimes.
>>34821480Nigga old people go to sleep at like 3am
>>34821488>how wet it soundsAaaargh I'm gonna coom
>>34821489I get up at like 5 am man I’m not a retiree
>>34821484I get tired fast that's a lot of work for the thighs. And I can't cum while I'm doing it.
>>34821491Guys cumming to random mopping sounds while walking by a custodian is a male plight I didn't know about until now.
>>34821494The difference is it's coming from you
>>34821485I think jimmy is doing crack. The ad is AI too. Who the fuck is drinking essence of peanutbutter cup?
I wish I had the smooth skin and sharp features of a Taiwanese man
This was the worst white boy summer ever
>>34821495So I'm better than a mop? That's the nicest thing said ITT in a while.
>>34821502Mwah
>>34821499It was a particularly dull one. And the fault is totally my own. Sad.
>State genderDo you masturbate to anything besides porn?I don't want to go full nofap, but I want to stop watching porn.
>>34821488wet sounds makes us hornier
God, I wish I were Asian
>>34821506Wtf else am I supposed to fap to. Abstract ideas like success and power.
>>34821506MI don’t watch hardcore porn. I occasionally look at nudes and mostly use my imagination.
>>34821508god I wish I was inside an asian
I wish I hadn’t fumbled that cute girl
Why do my songs sound so fast all of a sudden what the fuck. I could swear they were supposed to be slower r
>>34821506F i do it to roleplay scenarios with ai chat bots
>>34819953Flat chest loving anon will become a feminist now.
>>34821512This, but I'm six inches tall and entirely inside her.
>>34821510Do you think people only started masturbating recently?
>>34821506MFully clothed pictures of my sister
>>34821506f, I dont masturbate to porn. i think of my girlfriend
>>34821506Yeah, I almost never go with plain old porn. Comics, art, stories, animations, and my imagination are the usual suspects.
>>34821506FUse your imagination
>>34821533I wish I had one of those.
>>34821536i believe anon, you will get a gf within 1 year :)
I COULD BE AN ACCIDENTBUT I'M STILL TRYINGAND THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR HIM>1, 2, 3, 4WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT?I HOPE HE IS A GENTLEMANAND MAYBE HE WON'T FIND OUT WHAT I KNOWYOU WERE THE LAST GOOD THING ABOUT THIS PART OF TOWN
>>34821488>And I'm embarrassed by how wet it sounds sometimes.NTA, why? Isn't that like a guy being embarrassed by how hard he is?
>>34821538Thanks. I'd better start touching grass, and looking for 4 leaf clovers while I'm there.
>>34821521>femanon is drying up lake mead to coom
>>34821545im a sinner, i know ;w;
Anonymous boobs
anonymous MOOBS
>>34821493>And I can't cum while I'm doing it.In the normal "women usually don't cum during piv way"? Or just that position?
>>34821550That one guy served you like five anons’ worth of moob earlier
>>34821499That's all of them
>>34821554My last white boy summer wasn’t as crummy as this one
>>34821553>he thinks muscular pecs are moobslol, u make me laugh, that anon was hot but he was not fat by any margin
>>34821556He's the fat polish fuck
>>34821547Oh, it's you. Do you make chatgpt pretend to be fat?
I miss my ex and I dont know what to do about it besides go to sleep sad
>>34821553Fat Fetish Spammer will never be satisfied. An inability to be satisfied is inherent to such entitled types.
I wanna get up real close to her face so that our noses are touching and our mouths are hanging slightly open
>>34821559Based if m, cringe if f
>>34821553She craves men with real tiddies. The ones with cheeto dust fingers too.
>>34821559Delete her pictures and don't jerk off to her
>>34821556He literally has folds down his back and sides
>>34821533Pretty cute though
>>34821557>>34821567he’s more muscular than fat,>>34821558no i use character ai,
>>34821569You should use anon ai
>>34821569He's obese
>>34821526that's what I meant actually
>>34821571hardly :/
So what's the wish? He'll make it come true
>>34821571There he goes again.
>>34821573You're not allowed to have an actual unironic opinion on this
>>34821578im being dead serious, the guy is strong-fat, calling him obese is just hyperbolic
Meteor shower tonight
>>34821572You didn't specify gender so now you get to be inside an Asian man.
>>34821579How old are you + what do you do when you aren’t posting
>>34821579He is clinically obese by the definition of it. He looks AT LEAST 25% bodyfat.
>>34821580>tfw no meat to shower with tonight
>>34821543me and my girl friend (not girlfriend) were looking for 4 leaf clovers the other week when we were at the big park. didn't find any though :(>>34821568<3 I genuinely think modern porn is harmful. I think when its a couple doing lovey dovey stuff it can be OK but anything monetised is awful and pushes hardcore and gross fetishes
Femanons, which guy in the following thread sounds the best? >>>/gif/31026949
>>34821584Boot to the head
>>34821583>he thinks 25% bodyfat for a man is high>>34821582suspicious questions.. state ur motive
>>34821588>state ur motiveJust nosy
>>34821590o ok im early 20s and rn im on break so i dont do anything besides other things on mylaptop or sleeping, wbu?
>>34821588It is high you can't have an opinion on this. You're like an anorexic but in reverse
>>34821551Just that position. It requires too much focus and idk something about having to move/control my leg muscles makes it hard to orgasm. If I was just grinding I think I can? Tilting my pelvis isn't a problem it's the squatting.
>>34821592meanwhile this is what you all sound like, i will not stand for the erasure of true fat men
>>34821598>You all sound right you really aren't helping your case
>>34821586>>>/gif/31026958
>>34821599i obviously meant the top commenter, dummy
>>34821591Early thirties and I have a day job but I’m working on a degree too. I’m the disqualified religious guy desu
>>34821603I don't even know what point you're trying to make. this isn't even a fetish anymore it's just straight up mental illness, body dismorphia but for other people
>>34821607whatever u win, just stop body shaming that anon, its unkind.>>34821604what sort of degree?
>>34821608Elementary ed. You?
>>34821604>disqualified religious guyWhat does that even mean
I think I have some kind of neurological issue. Brain tumors and the like.
>>34821611Reference to earlier conversation itt
>>34821610engineering, although i just barely switched to it >Elementary ed.you plan to become a teacher?
>>34821604f, I think its awesome that youre going to be a teacher. we need more male role models in children's lives
>>34821615Mhm, English or social studies.Hope you enjoy engineering. My dad’s done electrical engineering his whole life and loved it
>>34821587https://youtu.be/vFldBVWFgWoAlso good reference lol
>>34821620:) Thanks, I do too. I hope I do a good job.
>>34821506MI read.
>>34821624Oh, word?
>forgot to text her backIt's 10pm is that weird or should I just wait until the morning?
>>34821630text her!!
>>34821621any idea what exact grade you want to teach? and are you prepared to deal w the children speaking brainrot lingo?
The soul reascends by shedding multiplicity. We are all one. And no, I'm not that other anon. But yes, I am.
>>34821632Fifth or sixth grade, I think. I’m probably not prepared for it but definitely morbidly curious. And excited to be cringe on purpose and misuse their slangDraw anything fun lately?
>>34821633I'd kms if I was any of you niggas
I'm glad that my only vice is gooning. I don't even drink alcohol.
>>34821569Cai sucks. Theres no good free ones yet.
>>34821631Well I confirmed she's not leaving town again soonMaybe I'll ask her out when I see her on Sunday
Would you rather be yourself and be lonely or change yourself to be with someone you love? Mind you, being yourself would mean being a horrible person. Changing for the one you love would be a change for the better. But a huge part of you would always miss the person and lifestyle you used to have. Also being completely yourself with the person you love is not an option.
Timing wise, it's probably for the best
>>34821643>Would you rather be yourself and be lonelyI've already chosen this one. There is no other choice. "Being myself" isn't really the problem.
>>34821644Wat
My vocabulary fails me, and all I have are these makeshift devices: negation, paradox, silence, the collapse of subject and object.
>>34821643Be me. I'm a big fan of self flagellation and being bitter and miserable and dying alone. I'd hate for someone to get in the way of my writhing in the mud and loathing everything.
>>34821643Would I rather be a horrible person alone or a lonely person in a relationship… can I just kill myself?
>>34821649I can’t help but feel this is sarcastic lol
>>34821654I'm serious I WANT to die alone at this point. The thought of somebody loving me makes me angry.
>>34821636good choice. and ya i am actually, howd u even know i draw ? psychic anon >>34821639c.ai is bearable most times, theyve been getting kinda greedy lately though
spending time around my boyfriend's kids is making me start to dislike children
>>34821657>How do people know what I, an extremely recognizable poster, doGee I wonder dumbass
>>34821660>extremely recognizablenot really, im not a namefag, and im certainly not the only femanon who types in all lowercase
>>34821506F I used to read but nowadays it's too much work hunting down the right stories so I just use imagination
>>34821659Imo kids are like any other people. Some are great and some just suck.
>>34821644Drake barked for a goth girl
>>34821657>psychic anonPfft no, I asked you if you drew that guy on your bf infographic and I’m pretty sure I saw some doodles of yours on here in the last week or so
>>34821661You're literally replying to a reply chain where someone already said who you are holy hell you're dumb as bricks
>>34821663idk anon seems to me that great kids are pretty rare and they probably grow up to be weirdos
>>34821659Kids are dumb and mean as fuck, this is true
>>34821659>my boyfriend's kids
It’s a rough night, but talking to suicidal message lines never really helps me feel better when I get like this.
>>34821666rofl ok fair enough, i rarely talk abt drawing tho so that sorta threw me off>>34821665oh i see, that feels so long ago so im surprised anyone even remembers that. do u draw at all?
>>34821672I get high and drink choccy milk in the shower when I feel bad
I'm not ashamed of being the coolest person on earth
guys did u know if u buy a snack for yoursellf just a little treat but you keep buying snacks it adds up over time into a lot of money spent on snacks :(also i bought more art supplies
>>34821674I don’t do any drugs, I do have some chocolate milk though.
>>34821673I like to draw but I’m lazy and rusty as fuck since I didn’t draw much in my 20s.Keep up the good work, you’re good at it
>>34821664A “goth” girl
>>34821676Big snack knows this and they use it against you. I’m forcing myself to use up all my art supplies before I buy more because I just did the same shit lol
>>34821679Oh is she a fraud?I thought it was only a cosplay to dumb moids.Are we back on that goth is a counter culture and not a cosplay anymore?
>>34821678thx :) and im pretty rusty too, i just draw for fun, never any actual practice. u should pyw
I’m 23 and learning to draw. I hope to do a webcomic someday.
>>34821688show us ur work anon
>>34821688Draw one duck at a lemonade stand
>>34821684Alright but you gotta post one too.I asked the thread for some prompts for this one.An anon of course demanded I draw porn of the girlhttps://files.catbox.moe/408p73.jpeg
>>34821693no sketch and just straight to ink is impressive, i could never. the rat has to be my favorite. and by thread do you mean atoga or do u post on ic?>but you gotta post one too.deals a deal, these are the only two non-fanart stuff i have. https://files.catbox.moe/ar2zuw.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/ftjtbr.png
>>34821693Cute flattie
the masculine urge to break the law and become a supervillain to sate my comical insecurity and ego
>>34821700I will become the "I suffered, why shouldn't they?" kind of supervillain.
So lonely and miserable right now that I’m up watching some streamer dressed as Zelda play Tears of the Kingdom.
Tried blue cheese which I've never really had before, it's not bad but it does just taste like mouldy cheese.
>>34821698>fat fetishizing femanon can draw proficientlyDamn gurl. You're like anon :3
>>34821698Thanks! I keep trying to get myself to actually use pencils but failing.I posted em here.Your work is great! I’m also finally completely convinced the fat fetish isn’t a bit
Either genderIf you could go back to any point in your life with all of your current knowledge retained, how far back would you go?
>>34821698Reminds me of the femanon who used to make abstract art of men and liked beards
>>34821718MUnder a year.
>>34821699They inspire me
>>34821718MI'm afraid of little changes having huge unforeseen effects so normally I'd say I wouldn't use that, but I'd do a lot of things differently if I could go back to January 1st, 2026.
>>34819921Scottie doesnt know... yet
>>34821709tyvm ms.bv>>34821715i appreciate it :] and im glad u know its the real deal now lol, i plan to draw plenty more fat guys once i finally get a fat bf as my muse.
>>34821698>even the fat fetish spammer is more creative and capable than methe day i am killed will be a day of justice
>>34821728You’re very cute, he’d be lucky
You broke my heart, Femanon!*attempts to drown self in a Holiday Inn hot tub*
Why can't all women look like this?
>>34821734Too big
>>34821732*chilling in the Holliday Inn hot tub watching him drown himself*
>>34821734makima would never wear this, delete it NOW.
Saw that new dino movie. 7/10.
>>34821738Paw Patrol?
>>34821735Most men prefer this size. They are not even that big
>>34821741The End of Oak Street, it was originally supposed to release last year but got delayed, definitely feels like there were a few studio notes and reshoots after test screenings.
>>34821744I saw Cloverfield schizos once again speculating if it was a Cloverfield movie or not
2am dinner enjoyer
>>34821718FI don't know if any of my retained knowledge would make a big enough difference to bother. I would choose a different path but knowing which one option is definitely wrong doesn't help me choose the right one out of the billions of possibilities there are to diverge from the path I already took.I don't want to re-do the time unless I know it's going to be worth it. Guess I could gather some stock market knowledge and go back 16 years but I don't want to do any of it again I'd rather fast forward to the end.>>34821734No women can look like that lol.
>>34821742Very small is preferable
>>34821746If there were any references to Cloverfield I didn't notice, they were probably just saying that because J.J. Abrams produced it.
>>34821718It's not going to help me anyway
>>34821747Back at it with the corduroy pants I see.
>>34821747Where are the non-starchy vegetables?
Guys I'm practicing to finally get a girl friendwhere do I need to click? I already took off her socks
Genders,Are you SABS-ing?
>>34821730ur too kind anon>>34821729pyw!
>>34821758MNo, I am SANBS-ing, like a ninja.
>>34821758Am I what?
>>34821753Comfy comfy comfy>>34821755eh advogado, and eh unyun
>>34821762See and be seen****Ugh I should sleep
>>34821763>eh advogado, and eh unyunAvocado is a fruit and it's full of fat. Onion doesn't count either there's not enough of it.
>>34821765sleep tight bvwe'll make sure the thread stays top quality while you're gone
>>34821767Would sure be easier without her
>>34821768but what if i start posting tiktok bait
>>34821766Do you want me to get out the spread sheet?Leafy greens are not very nutritionally important compared to fibrous vegetables like beans. The only main benefits over other veggies are just bit C E and K which are not that important or difficult to get from other sources
>>34821770Probably still won't be as bad
>>34821771Doctors recommend half your plate should be non-starchy vegetables, I don't care what your copesheet says.
Going to the theater tomorrow, how do I pick up art hoes?
>>34821759>ur too kind anonNah
>>34821776and the other half chocolate cake? What doctor gives out that advice? That is advice for people who cant do their own nutrition
>>34821778Lifting’s a breeze when you bend at the knees.
>>34821778Go to an art theater
>>34821778don'tt. just got dumped by one
how do i lose my fear of dating a "normie"? my last relationship was one with a femanon and i liked it because she automatically sort of knew the subculture. i feel like without that, there's not a whole lot to me or that i can easily share.
>>34821782I'm going to see a production of an Ibsen play.
>>34821784>there's not a whole lot to me or that i can easily share.Fix this. That's disturbing.
>>34821784if you dont like her you wont be dating her for very long>there's not a whole lot to me or that i can easily share.Stop focusing on having things in common and look forward to discovering new things. You aren't as interesting as you think you are.>thinks he isnt a normalfag despite taking "nigga" out of "parmesan niggas.png
>>34821725Scotty will knowScotty has to know
>>34821784find other hobbies. or at least something you're passionate about. music, tv, movies, etc.
>>34821784Why dont you want to date a normie? Normies are hotter
>>34821787If he's a gangsta, he can't talk about everything. We know that bitches are weak in the streets.
>>34821780>and the other half chocolate cake?No, the rest should be protein and carbs.
>>34821787>>34821788i mean i've got hobbies and interests and stuff outside of browsing and posting on chinese flyfishing forums and participate heavily in non 4chan adjacent spaces with people who aren't part of the subculture. i just really don't follow a lot of mainstream things. music, sports, film, literature, pretty much all of that stuff, really. i just have my niches that i like. and it's not as though i dislike or abhor normies, i just feel like i have little in common with them. i couldn't sit down and talk about drake or whatever because i've never listened to his stuff and have no real interest in it. i just think commonalities are good and having common ground is the bedrock that you lay the foundation of a good relationship on. i don't want someone who is a 1:1 of me, has the same tastes, same opinions, views, because then i'll never be challenged. i'll never think about other things because i'll be in a bubble with this person.also i used the filename not because im attempting to be a normie, but because my friends and i have a long-standing "no n-word 2026" thing thats been going for years at this point and its really funny
>>34821794>stupid little gym moid doesnt know what sarcasm is
>>34821797Vegetables taste good, you should try eating some.
i should lose weight againmale anon if we were dating would you enable me?
>>34821801I would fatten you up into a zaftig Jewish wife.
>>34821801>if we were datingFuck no
>>34821800I EAT VEGGIES
Just had car sex
>>34821801no, feeders are some of the most abhorrent and disgusting people out there. but that said i do like a woman with a few extra pounds in the right places but i would not sabotage you just because it makes my dick hard
>>34821806How was he
>>34821805BOO! Did I scare you?
>>34821784>complains about normalfags>uses the anti-shibboleth that specifically singles out sheep in the wolves' den
>>34821801Id emotionally abuse you and make subtle (plausibly deniable) comments to make you think about how fat you are. Then once you have an eating disorder I'd go full Hal in Malcom in the Middle, injecting your foods with fats and carbs to invisibly inflate your energy intake. The subsequent panic and trauma from your confusion will be another tool in my belt: "Oh... only rice cakes and eggwhites and veggies? Really, sweetheart? Kp... we need to be honest about what we eat. Come on now.".
>>34821807>feeders are some of the most abhorrent and disgusting people out there.so do men want a gf who'll cook for them or not
>>34821803you want to make me ugle?>>34821807I said lose weight not gain weightim asking if youd enable me by calling me a big chubby fatty that needs to purge again
I'm le real 4chan guy and u r le fake 4chan guy
another day of not being a skeleton because she told me to have dinner :c
>>34821808She was hot as fuck and squirted on my lap
>>34821813I do but I also like to cook for gfs
>>34821813theres a difference between cooking for your loved one and then just feeding them thousands of calories of junk food slop >>34821814oh no thats still gross, i dont want to date someone missing teeth
>>34821801the gefiltefisk and kedem doesn't stop until you have PROPAH khazar milkers
>>34821809THAT BROCCOLI IS OVERCOOKED YOU IDIOT MAN
>>34821814>you want to make me ugle?I would make you beautiful, there's a plump girl inside you struggling to break free.
>>34821815
>>34821820what abt a gf who cooks good meals for u but also serves u desssert alongside every single meal too
>>34821823fatties are disgusting
>>34821801I would get you on my diet of meat, more meat, and fish until you have a pudgy belly and boobs that I can and will squish at will :3
Why are you simps giving attention to that fat tranny again?
>>34821827its a pleasing thought but i probably wouldnt finish it all
>>34821831You know where you are?
>>34821829I DO NOT WANT TO BE FATI want to be tiny and skinny, i want to be able to be princess carried and man handled
>>34821822Would you prefer it roasted?
>>34821832good boys clean their plates or they get the paw
Becoming fat enjoyer’s muse and dying in my 70s
>>34821835a little bit of fat does wonders.>i want to be able to be princess carried and man handledIf you arent chubby there'll be nothing to man handle
>>34821839Your 40s more like
every time the fat fetishist posts, it motivates me to lose more weight
>>34821841Seems like it’d be pretty fun aside from the whole labored breathing and constant exhaustion thing
>>34821843How about constant aching joints and mobility issues?
>>34821842Same. Down 100lbs rn. Gonna have loose skin and be fucking disgusted with myself for a totally different reason. But it is what it is.
>>34821845based! keep it up anon
>>34821844I’d buy a very fancy Rascal of course
Men, this is the optimal body type. No?
>>34821836Yes! Good job moid
>>34821848MThat's a man, isn't it?
>>34821839ur phrasing makes it sound like passing in ur 70s is a bad age to go lol, i dont even wanna make it that far>>34821843dw i'll switch to being on top when u tire out :3>>34821842>>34821845good luck w the weight loss ig :T anons deserve to be happy in their bodies, even if that body is skinny.
>>34821828>fatties are disgustingAren't you and BV friends?
>>34821851are you really khhv
Women, thoughts on men trimming (not clean shaving) their body hair?
>>34821848Yes.
>>34821851can you post your other armpit?
>>34821851>ur phrasing makes it sound like passing in ur 70s is a bad age to go lol, i dont even wanna make it that farD: that kills me! Lots worth sticking around for after 60 imo>dw i'll switch to being on top when u tire out :3We should hang out haha lol
>>34821855I think that is hottest
>>34819579Why does she look more like MJ than the MCU MJ?
shaved my legs while I was having a manic episode last week, suddenly the hair made me feel gross and taking 3 showers didn't help
>>34821854yes, why do u ask, do i give off sex-having aura ?>>34821857can we get some m**bs first >>34821858agree to disagree, 70+ doesn’t seem like a fun time, youre all weak and vulnerable both physically and mentally,
>>34821864you just seem experienced is all
the hair conditioner makes my hair feel gross
>>34821865Talented painters and illustrators are always extremely horny people
sometimes when I open a door I like to make "meat sounds" or squelching sounds with my mouth
>>34821864I would dm moobs but won’t share them with all the chads and stacies who post here
Anyways should i take my meds?
>>34821876Yes, and fuck off from here
>>34821876anyways $5 a pound
KP is ddlg, isnt she?
>>34821880Nothing gets past you anon
Women, would you fuck Tony Soprano?
i'm eating a sandwich, then im gonna cum
>>34821882Didn't he cheat on his wife? Ick.
>>34821884Cheating isn't an ick to female creatures. Nice try.
>>34821883why?
>>34821882I would
>>34821885It is, tho
>>34821860Good because I hate having a lot of body hair I feel like a caveman
>>34821886because I'm horny.the sandwich wasn't very good btw, gonna go get some coffee now
>>34821884He also beat her and kept her trapped in a marriage she wanted a divorce from
how do I deal with a maliciously compliant coworker?He only ever does a bit more than the bare minimum, never comes to company team building hangouts, always spends breaks by himself, and most people think he is an anti-social asshole. Whenever we have office parties, he just gets shitfaced and fucks off.Just yesterday, I've noticed that the wind blew some garbage on our front yard, and I kindly asked him if he would help cleaning it up.>I didn't sign a contract to be your cleaning ladyHe gets on my nerves so much but I can't legally fire him. I even assigned his supervisor to spy on him to see if he smokes/drinks/spends too much time on his phone/toilet, but nothing. He just does his work like a robot and fucks off. He used to be a bit of a skirt chaser and I asked a couple of girls if they felt uncomfortable around him, but they just go 'teehee he's nice and funny'
>>34821892He sounds cool
>>34821892Become his gf to have a proper excuse to nag him
>>34821888Female creatures willingly choose to date cheaters. It's not.
>>34821892lol he sounds awesome, they probably hate you for being an annoying bitch
>>34821896The Bugs Bunny approach
Female creatures, do you find cheaters hot?
>>34821900no
Female creatures, except JH, do you find cheaters hot?*
>>34821902yes they are hot particular when their skin peels off the bone when cooked at 550 farenheit
>>34821895>>34821898oh piss off, it's a small company of around 30 people and everyone pulls their weight except for him. I don't need anti-social dipshits who give one word replies and make people avoid him. When he's drunk he's belligerent and often talks shit to his superiors and flirts with every woman in his radius. He told one of the bosses to sit on his face, everyone heard it
So when my ex calls me and cries about some shit that happened in her life, should I just not pick up or pick up and say "you left me, not my problem"?
>>34821907you should not be in contact with an ex for any reason whatsoever.
>>34821906what a fucking legend sound like you're just jealous that he has a pair of testicles and tells authority where to shove it
>>34821906>Does a bit more than the bare minimum>Is apparently not pulling his weightIt seems he's doing exactly what he gets paid for.Anyway it seems you have plenty on him when he's shitfaced so take that to HR.
>>34821911office parties are optional and after working hours. Technically he didn't do anything wrong, hence the malicious compliance
>>34821908I wanna gloat. Make her know how badly she fucked up by cutting her one piece of emotional support in this world.
>>34821906lol you could have lead with that. I was just amused that I couldn’t help but root for this guy who you hate as your post went on
>>34821911Can't wait when we get rid of HR with AI. Talentless women who try to make gossip a 'skill' need to starve from poverty
>>34821912Well, maybe, but if you make the office ladies feel uncomfortable at work parties HR will have a field day with you.
>>34821913no contact means cutting off.
>>34821913Don’t be a loser. Have some self-respect and just stop trying to find excuses to talk to her again.
>>34821916I just said they don't feel unconfortable. The main HR lady who hands out pay stubs told me he always refers to her as 'pretty woman' when he gets his, then giggles about it.
>>34821919You keep making this guy sound cool
"aggressive compliance"what a fucking joke. "The wagie didn't give cunnilingus to my ego when doing his work what an aggressor"
god, i need to get plowed, im so pathetic
>>34821919Are you a guy or a girl?
>>34821919Start turning the women against him. Make them feel the ick about him, you're excellent at that. Once he hits on them again... ICK! Straight to HR.
>>34821892Why do foids want to police everything around them? They're not even those people's managers but they feel entitled to order them around. Why don't those foids just go to the mall with their foid friends and boss each other there?
>>34821921the other office girl literally goes to him to spend her lunch break, they smoke together and talk all the time. They work in adjacent halls, she goes out of her way to do it too, and she's married.He is an anti-social worm. I can tell he fakes his charm to manipulate people he can use.
>>34821926Because foids are socially aggressive and use word of mouth to be controlling and bitchy and they do this when they feel jealousy.
translation: she secretly wants to sniff his balls while he does the bare minimumm, but those pesky grannies and other office girls keep him occupied way too much
>>34821892https://youtu.be/cgg9byUy-V4Give him motivation to be better
>>34821927you're the one stalking and eavesdropping and making mental notes of your co-workers every movements lol why are you doing that?
>>34821923You rang?
>>34821927Does anyone else in the workplace seem to have as much of a problem with this guy as you do? Might just have to wait for his contract to run out.
>>34821927Me when I’m decades schizo
>>34821930that's probably what's happening yesterday if the OP of the story is a girl it's a jealousy thing she wants to have sex with him but the attention he gives to other women is making her hysterical
>>34821939Who’s that?
>>34821940or maybe I own the franchise and want him out. But we fucked up a few years ago and fired the guy who did the same job. After he took over he either refused to train new hires or sabotaged them by filling their heads with bullshit. Everyone who works directly with him walks out after a few months max, which is why my alarm bells were set off
>>34821906>He told one of the bosses to sit on his face, everyone heard itHe gets more based with every post you make kek
>>34821944>But we fucked up a few years ago and fired the guy who did the same job.So it's your own fault. That's karma for you. What was so bad about the old guy then?
>>34821944just have sex with him since you are obsessed. I hope he "quiet quits" and keeps being "aggressively compliant" and milks the company for what its worth. Corporate retards deserve no respect
>>34821944Based I do the same to protect my job. Confuse the new hires so they're less productive than me, so that my minimal 37.5 hours seem outstandingly productive.
>>34821947He didn't fill his daily quota and we caught him smoking and livestreaming on thr job multiple times.The 'new' guy is just a dick and an American Psycho tier weirdo, but he just about oversteps the daily quota by like 1%. We even told him that it's not enough, but he just retorts with 'well then you should pay me more.' Zero respect for or fear of authority.
>>34821950>Zero respect for or fear of authority.Fucking BASED.
is a 30 inch waist considered fat?
>>34821950Why don't you do his job if the quota is so easy to pass or train the new hires yourself? You sit in your office with AC anyway all day.
>>34821953No.
>>34821950Watch https://youtu.be/cgg9byUy-V4
>>34821950>We even told him that it's not enough, but he just retorts with 'well then you should pay me more.' Zero respect for or fear of authority.Why should he respect you? Set a higher quota if you want him to meet a higher quota.
>>34821958if I did that then the other depts would be utterly swamped with the workload, as the robot would fucking do it and it's not feasible long term. He wouldn't have anything to do during slow months.
>>34821796Normal people have varied hobbies and interests too I feel like you're overthinking this
Females, opinions on India and Indian people?
>>34821855Prickly and bad
>>34821961I think they are ugly, they stink, and should stay in India
>>34821963You are not female.
>>34821959“The robot” this is real slimy anon. I really hope your utter contempt for your employees isn’t this obvious in real life.
>>34821964You are not human
>>34821961India is an enterprising country steeped in rich history and mythical culture, the grandfathers of mathematics and the originators of martial arts, the cradle of all eastern thought and philosophy. The pantheon of their deities larger and more vivid than the western greek. Indians increase the average national IQ of any neighbouring country they work in, they are hard workers and very sociable and successful
>>34821953It's a medium
get over yourself, repulsive streetshitter. Your IQ is 70 and you're only hired because you work for a pittance compared to real people.
>>34821944>Everyone who works directly with him walks out after a few months max, which is why my alarm bells were set offIs this not enough to put him on some sort of performance improvement plan?
>>34821969Watch now, he will gloat about being smarter and more hardworking than you, then later he will gloat about doing no work and scamming the company while gloating about all the CEOs he is not.
>>34821970he'd probably tell me to fuck off with 'jewish daycare nonsense' and quit on the spot, and I have nobody else to do his job.
Why is suicide so frowned upon? Life is hard and not everyone can deal with that. I know I can’t!
>>34821972Did you hire him from this website lol?
>>34821973>dude I'll just traumatize my friends and family because I feel sad sometimes
>>34821965Nta"The robot" is codeword for autist. That's how autists are referred to at workplaces since they do all the work and ask for no raise or promotion. HR gives the promotions to themselves or anyone they socially approve of aka whoever talks the smoothest. This is why HR culture and female 'leadership' is a joke because social cliques are antithetical to merit based work ethic. In my business I do not hire females for managerial positions. The "robot" who I hired three years ago is now COO because you are supposed to promote hard work and my turnover this year is doing big numbers thanks to it. That other anon's business won't last long and it'll be thanks to the fact women run the company
>>34821973If you wouldn’t take a shit somewhere and make someone clean it up, you probably shouldn’t leave your dead body somewhere for somebody else to clean up
>>34821974that's what he openly calls team building exercises, seminars, after-hours calls and such. I actually had a long time employee vouch for him as a hard worker. Which granted he is, but yeah..
>>34821892I feel like we had a similar post a year ago...
>>34821975nta but fuck them I'm glad if my suicide also traumatizes my dad
>>34821978Do you have a crush on him he sounds extremely hot
>>34821975No friends, and it’s not just sad sometimes. Its every single day from the moment i wake up to the moment i fall asleep. What a retarded thing to say. Im not cut out for life.
>>34821981I'm a married woman, don't be ridiculous.He's a manlet twink, I like actual men.
>>34821978This is a pretty tall tale
>>34821977Oh okay, so I should keep torturing myself through this agonising existence to save the cops the trouble of finding my body. Which they will eventually find anyway because we all die one day.
>>34821983so you do have a crush, you already evaluate him comparatively to your husband. You spend a lot of time thinking about him and dwelling on his behaviour.
>>34821985I mean, it’s apparently bearable enough for you to throw a pity party on 4chan instead of just committing suicide.
>>34821986no I'm not infatuated by my asshole employee, I just needed advice on hot to make him fuck off, but whatever.Have a nice day you faggots
>>34821988Fair. I guess just wanting someone to validate me and say “yeah, you’re right man, suicide should be an option for people with depression”
>>34821990yeah run away, lying idiot. And tell your husband you can after the workplace bad boy while you're at it
>>34821991NtaI mean, technically it is an option.
>>34820089MOP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPg1J79sgkQED: https://streamable.com/0vhpyi (only one not on Youtube for some reason)
>>34821991MAID is one of the most appalling things about the modern world to me. I was very suicidal and depressed when I was younger and am glad it didn’t exist at the time.
>>34821992You crush after the workplace bad boy*Women are so dumb when they catch feelings. "Hurr I know I can't have him and he does work hard.. he does comply and does what he is paid for... But hoo humm... He is having fun being free spirited and other girls love him.. fucking asshole.. he calls HR lady pretty lady but not me.. ho hum... Fucking asshole grr I hate him (secretly thinks of him sexually)
they just changed youtube AGAIN right in front of my eyes
>>34821990Start looking for his replacement already and get him on a PIP if you just want him out of there.
>>34821997nta but goddamn you sound like an annoying dicksucker
>>34821863epilate!>>34821996isnt maid only for terminally Ill people?
>>34822000she's not going to fuck you for defending her she already left the thread cry about it retard
>>34822003chad's not gonna unfuck your crush because you went on a seething tirade at some random bitch on 4chan, lil nigga
>>34821999did you miss the part where he actively sabotages his replacements and refuses to engage in things beyond his contract? My guess is if the guy quits for being out in a humiliation ritual, he would stall the whole operation for at least half a year. That's a death sentence for small companies. Based robot, fuck w*men in leadership positions.
>>34822005get good at learning to spot a bitch being a bitch, she referred to her inferiors as robots the ones who do hard work while menstruating over the bad boy who she claims to hate but if you read between the lines is angry that she gets no attention from him
>>34822007cool fanfic anon, it kinda sounds like you wanna fuck this guy too
>>34822008I'd Def fuck with him wouldn't fuck him since that's gay, would buy him a beer and talk shit during smoke breaks tho, seems like a cool enough guy, since he knows theres nothing to fear and hr hens and female bosses are easy to walk over
>>34822008NTA, femanon, you read too many yaoi doujins
>>34822001>isnt maid only for terminally Ill people?On paper. In practice, mentally ill people also take advantage of it. They’re also proposing just allowing mentally ill people to apply for it.
>>34822009tuffest post I've ever read
>>34822011I used to hate MAID until I realised the true purpose its designed for. I used to be right wing until I realised the real transphobes and racists are all left wing and their social optics is smoke screen for the fact MAID will target trannies and minorities to kill them 'kindly'. Ever since realising this I stopped being right wing
>>34822012>thinks having a cigarette or going for a beer is 'tuff'no wonder he doesn't give you attention at work you are boring
>>34822014based national socialist. This is ehy I support abortions too, since they regulate the black population. Fuck bible thumpers and right winger jew apologists
>>34822010what kind of straight dude hears about an annoying dickhead coworker and says "sounds like a bad boy, you must be dying to fuck him" lmao
>>34822018What kind of married woman spends all day thinking about a guy who isn't her husband and gets jealous over attention he pays other women
>>34822018I mean, that foid indeed acted like a tsundere, I thought so too
>>34822020literally all of them. Women are disgusting animals.t.body count cca 90
>>34822014Calling everything from a jew-loving "I hate illegals but the hardworking ones are good" neocon and jew-hating "roundhouse kick nigger babies into the trash" nazi as "right wing" has been a disaster for... well, for the "right wing".
>>34822018Reminds me of "Dislike gays huh? You must want to fuck them!"
>>34822018>annoying dickhead coworkerfor you, kek
>>34822023I used to be the biggest trumptard /pol/ack until I realised it was all an Epstein sham, and all magatards are staunch Israel supporters. TKD
>>34822027Are you centrist now?
>>34822027>I used to be the biggest trumptard /pol/ackI still have no idea how you guys fell for this shit. He gave a speech to AIPAC a decade ago, before his first term, where he laid out exactly what he’s tried to do during this term
>>34822029I'm nothing now, all politics are bread and circus. Things will only change when all the pedophiles and jews in power are dragged from their homes by the balls and forced to face mob justice.It might not ever happen.
>>34822031So an apolitical centrist
>>34821861What if she becomes an MCU MJ?
>>34822033I guess.When your options are between dangerhair lunatics who want to turn your kids into trannies and protect le innocent niggerinos, or geriatric pedophiles who import zillions of streetshitters to improve profits, who would you vote for?
>>34821961No opinion
the "hurr women's romance is all werewolf-fucking" is so retarded because every male with a pulse wants to fuck harpies and lamias and shit
>>34822038no we don't. I just want a woman who isn't a cheating cunt who will appreciate me for who I am, and perhaps hug me here and there.Most foids are mentally ill when it comes to sex and relationships
Hakunah Matatah /atoga/ Let us all live in harmony yes?
Femanons, when was time you slayed?
>>34822044Femanon too poor to slay
>>34822038Not true at all. Your projection says more about your preferences.
>>34822040>>34822046Nta, we literally have a male tripcuck who constantly posts his monster fetish here
>>34822047most men aren't mentally ill faggots. I don't even know what harpies and lamias are.I know mermaids, but I wouldn't fuck a fish
So in the new soiderman, spiderman interscts with the xmen? Ugh hate it not watching. Just make a normal spidey film
>>34822049>I don't even know what harpiesThen you are illiterate.NTA
>34822050Nobody cares.>>34822038Greasy man hands.
>>34822052
I hate women.
>>34822045I was asking women, not if men think femanons are poor.
>>34822056I hate you
>>34822047That guy is a KHHV in his 30s who tries to convince femanons to post their nudes on /soc/. Hardly the norm.
>>34822057Sure.
>>34822059BAKA!
>>34822040the last time I got a hug and heard 'I love you', I immediately suspected she did something wrong or was cheating.I was right, too. Women are generally terrible, unaffectionate people.
>>34822061Even your mother? Maybe meet more women and understand that getting hurt is part of the game.
All women are bad people.
>>34822062>dood just expect women being slimy opportunistic predatorsI don't engage with women at all after my ex. I get a whore every couple of months and get it over with. At least those who sell their bodies are honest with themselves unlike the regular foid
>>34822063Women are just men without dicks so it checks out
>>34821998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfEuxRDYiyc
>>34822064Coward.
>>34822067Whore.
>cute girl came up to me at a party>get excited>"my friend (she was fucking chopped) over there wants your IG hehe"I can't win
>>34822060I don't know why you're acting so stupid just for calling you out.I don't care what men think about the questions I ask women.
>>34822073Autistic for sure
>>34822074You'll fit right in with most other retards here then.
I will hate women all my life.
>>34821506You need to engage your imagination.
>>34822076Stop spamming.
>>34822078Leave her alone.
>>34822079You're not funny.
>>34822081I find my self smiling at my quips
Beat all women.>>34822078Foid melty.>>34822079Kys.>>34822081True.
I love women.
Boyperiod?
>>34822086You shouldn't, they are evil creatures who deserve nothing nice.
>>34822089Not all of them.
>>34822088Hole delusions.>>34822090Wrong.
>>34822092
>>34822088NTA but I bought men's period panties recently. I thought about just buying pads, but I don't want any leakage when I'm moving around.
>>34821541No. A hard dick is a hard dick. A wet pussy could be wet from any combination of related liquids. Even if it's wet for a healthy and normal reason, it's easy to be concerned that a guy thinks it must be something else if the wetness is excessive compared to what he knows as "normal".
>>34822096lmao women are literally insane. I'm so glad I'm 30 and finally over them.
>>34822097What's insane about anything in that post?
>>34822044Am I too old or too young, I don’t know what that means
my fwb just panic texted me how a guy tried to kiss her yesterday, as if I care about the slut beyond her pussy. Tragic.
>>34822098men can tell why it's wet and what from and generally don't care when presented with a naked woman, you schizo hole.
>>34822100Women have done everything in their power to put themselves in such positions. They deserve this.
>>34822102No, they can't. I've been asked by most exes for clarification that it was normal. Especially during fast fucking where it gets worked up into a foam or however you want to describe it.
>>34822099Slaying was already a thing like a decade ago, so my guess is probably not cool enough. Sorry, bro.
>>34822105yooo this bitch has a slug pussy
Even women don't know why it gets wet. They will come home change and start questioning why and remember it was because they glanced at this guy at the cafe
>>34822100Some friend you are.
All women would date the same man if they could.
>>34822108Fuck you. >>34822109I'd say the vast majority of noticeable day to day wetness has no obvious cause. It's mostly hormonal and relative to hydration.
>>34822110men and women can't be friends. I'm only in it for the pussy.
>>34822115Then it is not fwb
>>34822116whatever it is, I don't care about her life at all, or any foid's except my mother.
>>34822115They canWhen that happens they call each other boyFRIEND and girlFRIEND
>>34822118Fuck off
>>34822118Based.>>34822122Don't pretend you don't like his thinking, foid.
>>34822118>whatever it isShe's your situationship, not a fwb
>>34822122foids made me this way. Thank my cheating cunt exes for opening my eyes and seeing you for the subhuman animals you truly are.And STILL you pathetic cunts sleep with guys like me.
ALL THE YOUNG GIRLS WHO WANT TO MAKE LIFE WITH THEIR PUSSY, ..YOUR PUSSY WILL PERISH WITH YOU! in HELL!!(May your pussy perish with you.) May Your Sweet Pussy Creamier Pussy and Die Pussy.. PERISH!!!https://youtu.be/GazNy6_mDEQ?is=nDEoAzCbtPMcYr9T
Women: we want men that care about usAlso women: exclusively date and fuck men that would never commit to them or even care about them because they make their cunts tingleRemember lads, Chad doesn't have to wait or humiliate himself.
>>34822127foid prerequisites are just a shit test anyways. Don't play their game and just fuck them.
>>34822128True. Chad doesn't have to deal with their bullshit. He doesn't have to commit. He doesn't have to wait for sex. He doesn't have to care. He doesn't have to play their stupid games or go through shit tests. He just gets what he wants.
atoga is at it's worst, when it's the same two incels spamming their worthless drivel.They really must hate this thread, it's unfortunate they don't get IP range banned.
>>34822130you could too if you applied. I'm 5'7, balding, and I fucked around 80 women. Most were married or taken.
>>34822131Cuntoid melty. You love to see it.
Make women seethe. They don't deserve hapiness.
>>34822132Did they do that married woman thing? Where when you hit on them they scan the floor with their eyes while fumbling with their hair and they're all like>E-etto...And they bargain with their vibrating ovaries in their head to justify the incoming infidelity?
>>34822127>>34822130>people require and put low effort into things they aren't invested inBig surprise. I bet men are never careful or take it slow with the woman of their dreams as opposed to the slampig or bpdemon they want to pipe that night. No, the 10/10 who shares all your hobbies and future plans also gets a dick pic and a "wassup hoe" at 3 AM
>>34822136no they were just dick hungry alkie bar hopping/online whores. Stop watching tranime my guy.
All women are whores.
>>34821983Lmao based boss babe
>>34822139good woman is an oxymoron. They are ALL whores to somebody, just treat them as such and emotionally disengage.She is never yours, it's only your turn.
>>34822143So what? The same goes for men
>>34822140Ok I believe you fucked one or two married drunkards but 80 nah
>>34822131moid hulking out hours
Moids used to lie about their age so they could join the military during WW2, nowadays 25 year old single men whine about the draft online.
The way you describe Chad is literally a woman. So women are Chads?
>>34821892>never comes to company team building hangouts, always spends breaks by himself, and most people think he is an anti-social asshole. Whenever we have office parties, he just gets shitfaced and fucks off.Why don't corpos realize that familiarity breeds contempt?
>>34822144>holes project their whorishness onto men because sub8 men do not register as humans in their minds and they exclusively go out with fuckboysWoah
>>34822145brother I'm 35. Out of those ~80 only 4 were my girlfriends, you do the math.Women are disgusting animals with no empathy redeeming features beyond what's between their legs.The regret in their eyes after they ruin their relationship for a mediocre drunk dicking makes it all worth it.
>>34822147>what do you mean you don't want to die for nothing, what about my welfare????????
>>34822150You mean those sub8s can't just be grabbed and fucked by any woman at any moment, no matter how low quality? That's how I got my bfs. If you are a biologically functional male you too would bend instantly.Moreover, it's pretty clear which gender bottlenecks uncommitted sex and holds back whoredom. It's incredible that you can conclude that women are the whores when you compare the market value of dick and pussy. And contemplate on how infamous men are for practically being just walking penises for anyone in the world to use at their leisure.
>>34822151>>34822156Maybe all genders are shit, or can be shit
>>34822156I'm sure you'll think that way once thr govt ships a few thousand pakis where you live lmao.When white men give up, women will experience a rape turbo holocaust the likes of which have never been seen before in history, and it's gonna be glorious because you deserve it.
>>34821976Unfathomably based
>>34822158>ran out of arguments and started ranting about black dickBased
>>34822160you wish it was nigs, don't you?You will be screaming in a sea of jeets.
>>34822147Women back then were worth fighting for.
>>34822160it's literally already happening, just look at sweden or the uk. Soon enough every male will be sub 8, but they will be the ones doing the grabbing, and you won't do shit about it, girlboss.If not you then your daughter.
>>34822157Methods are a bit different, but the essence is the same, both men and women can be sociopaths like that
>>34822162>they'll send more men who earn better, use less drugs and commit less crime than your local white men!!!The horror>>34822165I've been to Sweden and the UK and had zero issues there. Real life isn't like whatever porn you're watching
>>34822105Yummy yeast
Bro/Sis get a grip
Both genders Let’s say you know that you want a partner, like a long term relationship that you build and sustain over time. Should you still entertain casual encounters until you meet the right person? Or do you think it’s important to be intentional and really only date / see people you know you could see yourself being with?
>>34822170lmao holy fuck you're either retarded or some jeet suckhdeep yourself.Have fun with your impending industrial scale rape and slavery, you do deserve it.
>>34822177That won't happen but whatever keeps you motivated, I guess. I'm sure you're a real nice guy and women are seriously missing out by fucking those socially adjusted guys and not gentlemen ranting about brown dick rape slavery holocaust online
>>34822179>that won't happen250,000 british little girls and counting. It is happening every day. Have fun!
>>34822151I think you're still lying about the nature of the 76 casuals you supposedly fucked. If you were really a player who fucked married women for sport you wouldn't be lamenting their lack of empathy since you'd have zero yourself, actual players don't care if they have empathy or not since bottom line is a hole is a hole
>>34822170India is the rape capital of the world, femanon. Also, fewer*
>>34822181ever think about how maybe their lack of empathy is why I am the way I am? And maybe, just maybe, they still disgust me?
>>34822180NTA. I read about that report, some of them were using their victim's vaginas as bottle openers. Fucking horrifying.
>>34822170Are you the Polish or Norwegian femanon?
>>34822187that's the future awaiting the western foid once white men are dead and gone.I personally wouldn't fight any war for anybody anymore.You held up signs, voted for it, and called us racist. This is your just desserts.
>>34822181He hasn't thought any part of the scenario through because none of it happened but it's still pretty funny>1 man has sex with 80 women>conclusion: women are very promiscuous and my actions were their fault
>>34822190lmao the fuck did I do except bed them?>nooo don't sleep with me you have a hubby and children :(fuck outta here with your naivete.
>>34822174Not any more than you'd have with any other woman. Fuck you.
>>34822100If you reply, just say "lol"
>>34822184You talk about empathy like it means something that's why I don't believe your story
>>34822194I used to before Chad took my girl, then I decided to be like Chad. I don't empathize with women full stop.
>>34822176what do you mean by casual encounters? fwb? I guess its fine but not leading someone on
>>34822195My man got cucked so hard he got cripplingly addicted to sloppy seconds
>>34822196Like hooking up occasionally
>>34822195ok well real chads never had empathy they were born like that, you are not him
>>34822105>violently whisking up a frothy meringue with JH (in the kitchen)
>>34822192Brew me an ale.
>>34822201harshly put but true. I will never again 'love' a woman anyways, they are just to be used for sex.
>>34822156>You mean those sub8s can't just be grabbed and fucked by any woman at any moment, no matter how low quality? That's how I got my bfs.NTA. You just randomly grabbed guys?
This is the girthiest shit I’ve taken in my entire life genuinely splitting my ass open I’m going to kill myself is this what giving birth feels like
>>34822212JH...
Femanon, are you migu? :DDDD
>>34822213It was a breach baby
>>34822205The food comparisons make me vom. Don't ruin baking for me.>>34822206I'll fucking kill you.>>34822213Don't push your weird fetish onto me.
>>34822218Wait it was actually you?
>>34822222Duh. Who else would want to talk about wet pussy problems at like 7 in the morning?
>>34822226And that shitting too
>>34822215i used vocaloid 2 ages ago and I have a miku figure (somewhere). maybe I should do a miku cosplay
>>34822227Oh, no that obvs wasn't me. I was saying don't jerk off to your imagination that I'm every post about your shit fetish.
>>34822229Nta. Only if you show us
>>34822230That's okay then, I just wanted to insult the shitty foid by comparing her to you
I prefer small boobs (the big ones hurt)
>>34822236I recognize the reference
**Codename: Eclipse**Real name: Shadow-Uchiha-AckermanAge: 666 (appears as 28)Height: 6'5"Build: Swimmer body muscleEggplant: 7" inch length 5.5" girthBank account: A lot>The last thing you’ll ever see is those crimson eyes >Born from the ashes of a fallen empire and the void between dimensions, he moves like a living weapon—quills sharp enough to cut fate itself, blades that never miss, and a silence that screams louder than any battle cry. He doesn’t smile. He doesn’t ask for help. He doesn’t need anyone.>But when the world starts burning and the only thing standing between you and oblivion is that cold, scarred hand… you’ll understand why some women would rather bleed for him than be safe without him.Women would you smash
>>34822190A female has to say yes for any type of relationship to happen in the first place. If you said yes to a cheater, abuser, that's your own fault and you don't deserve any sympathy.But I know you females like to avoid responsibility at all costs and love to play the victim card every chance you get. Everything is happening to you and you had 0 choice in the matter, right? Lmao
What is wrong with modern men? Just pay for our dinner, jesus christ. if you want a high value woman you have to be willing to spoil her a bit.
>>34822229Do you need me to do a cosplay with you?I've always wanted to cosplay with a gf, it seems cute.
>>34822239MThe fuck with his legs?
>>34822244One of them is a giant dick
>>34822242our first date is a walk or maybe coffee. No free meals for you foid
>>34822242>our dinnerYou must be gay then, since you are an incel man.But anyway, the sensible thing to do is pay for it and when she suggests to split the bill, you do just that.
>>34822236I don't like you making fun of both my small tits and my preference for normal sized dicks at the same time.
>>34822243yeah! who would you cosplay?
>>34822248JH...
>>34822246If you want to be successful at dating women then it's a quality restaurant first date with flowers and you pay for her meal. High value women don't want to waste their time with broke men that can't make them feel feminine.
>>34822248>and my preference for normal sized dicks at the same timeYet your "bf" has a big dick? Do you get off on lying in every thread?
>>34822256Three, six, nine, girls wanna drink wineTell the man not to waste your timeIf the man broke, the man, he a jokeSo you gotta get loose with the Henny and the CokeThree, two, one, girls wanna have funIf the man don't dance, he's doneTell him move on, get the man goneNow, can I get a Coke with my rum?
>>34822256Brother, I get the trolling, but high value women are not dating around in the first place. They're all taken by their early 20s, so the women you end up paying for are all serial dating whores.
>>34822249I always wanted to do Beetlejuice. lolWould that work out somehow?Maybe there is some goth Miku that would go with it.
>>34822250At least ask me a question.>>34822257You can start calling him my fiance if you'd like. And he doesn't need to meet all my preferences for me to be so happy with him. I'm not under the delusion that a person needs to be perfect to be someone I love.
>>34822242I'm not paying for a boring date like dinner
>>34822263Is she also your fiancee?
>>34822248And we don't like your polycule and manifestation delusions
>>34822260>high value women are not dating around in the first place. They're all taken by their early 20sThe same can be said about men
>>34822139If shes not willing to be a whore for me, all the stuff you mentioned us worthless.I'm not as burned out as the other anon, but I dont meet with women for the amazing platonic deep talk or whatever
>>34822267This. >t. Married at 22
>>34822147My granddad did that because he was raised by an alcoholic New York dock worker with 7 siblings in a literal mud hut. The military was his only way out of extreme poverty and daily beatings.
Codename: Midnight Climax Age: whatever u want her to beReal name: Han-Juri Harley the Bat rouge.>No bio, she keeps her mouth shut unless it's for the male appendage of the penile variety Men would you smash
>>34822156>brags about fucking desperate losersYeah, you just cope that any man who doesnt want you is a coward or gay or some shit lmao
>>34822265Yeh. Though for the legal marriage it'll just be him and I on paper. It's the best way to go about this.>>34822266I think most people genuinely just don't care at all. It's only a handful of weirdly obsessed individuals who make a stink of it because they're bored.
OnlyFans Femanons, a new challenger approaches https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nR-sYzmg3c
>>34822276The best way to go about this would be not to share him with another woman like a cuck
>>34822273>Midnight ClimaxThat was the name of an operation under MK ULTRA
I aspire to be one of those 40+ year old chill uncs on multiplayer video games that always tries to win but never rages and just shoots the shit all day because he's divorced or unemployed or whatever.
>>34822281Cool I never played Mortal Kombat Ultra
>>34822282who rage's at videogames? I stopped doing that when I stopped being 16
>>34822283huehuehue
>>34822286Have you ever lost in a game while your gf was watching you? It would be weird if you didn't want to punch her or throw something at her
>>34822286Young men that are comeptitive tend to rage more. Women and boomers don't because they're less competitive and have less testosterone. Makes for a better individual game experience but there is also a reason why the high elo ranks of every single PVP video games are just young incel men with egos.
>>34822291>PVP video gamesOr any competitive game or sport, chess too requires a fighting spirit
>>34822278I love them both, and I want us to share the rest of our lives together. The fact it makes you so upset is weird.
>>34822290yea I've lost in front of her and girls but I didn't care I just kept playing until I won>>34822291i played fighting games competitively and if you raged at tournaments or had a melty you got banned
>>34822298>i played fighting games competitively and if you raged at tournaments or had a melty you got bannedWell yeah, that's IRL and has consequences. Those are also individual games where it's always your fault you lost, in team games you can point the blame at someone else.
yeah its such a green flag when he plays video games... i especially want a bf who screams at 16 year olds on voice chat and doesn't clean the house because he just started a game and he can't pause it
>>34822294you are not going to have the life you think you will have. if you close your eyes and imagine you are old and on your death bed and grey haired, age 79, can you imagine both her and the man are by your bedside at hospital holding your pruned wrinkled hands with wedding bands on their boney fingers?That shit just doesn't happen in real life because deep down you know its bullshit so does your bf and so does your gf. What this is its a long and dragged out competition to see who gets to stay with the guy and theres a good chance its gonna be her and you will get kicked out
>>34822299oh yeah I never played team games because I noticed 90% of the other guys were colossal faggots who felt entitled to tell me how to play my videogame I paid $60 for and if I ignored them they got mad. Fighting game community is way better
>>34822294Most people view polyamory with disgust, those who indulge in this fetish are usually mentally illGiven your history and the dildo collection, we know it to be true in your case
>>34822303You guys want to sow discontent and competition so bad for some reason. I don't have any reason to believe things will get worse when we've been steady and communicative the whole time we've been dating. When something new and unexpected comes up for us to address, we handle it together. If one day we meet a problem we can't work out, we'll figure things out from there, but I won't live in fear of a future that feels so bright thanks to our hard work.
I didn't realize this was the problem with AI
>>34822308Yeah ok just remember don't check the DMS between him and her ok? And don't think about the times it's him and her alone and the things they discussed when you weren't present
>>34822306It's not a fetish to love others. The sex is great, but it's a fraction of the happiness that our relationship gives me. I genuinely love both of them as individuals, and I love how we are when we're together, in and outside the bedroom. We have a fun day planned, actually.
>>34822311You're doing this on purpose now that I called it out, right?
Women, how much manhating do you do on a daily basis?
>>34822314It's ok enjoy the polycule thing. Dont mind me and definitely don't notice the fact that everyone around you in your community IRL or your neighbourhood aren't weird polys, don't notice that you never see them past the age of 35-40 and functional homes are never poly. Just pretend you're gonna be the special exception that proves everyone wrong ok? Good luck
>>34822308>I don't have any reason to believe things will get worse when we've been steady and communicative the whole time we've been dating.Didn't you just say yesterday that there were problems? You're not even 1 year into your totally functional poly "relationship" lmaoDon't forget to put on your slut bracelet
>>34822317How far along do we have to be before you stop catastrophizing and claiming it will never work out? When we're married and have a healthy baby and our friend group continues to like us and we're financially stable and happy, what will you default to assuming next?
>>34822319Every relationship has random misunderstandings. You'd know that if you've ever been in one. The fact it was resolved in a day is a positive thing if anything.
>>34822313nah you're just mentally ill whore and your dude is a cuck, I fear
>>34822322>"However, older and frequently cited clinical estimates suggest that marriages transitioning into open or non-monogamous dynamics experience high dissolution rates, with some older literature pointing to failure rates as high as 90% to 92%"Lmao fucking hell even most cancers has better odds than surviving poly insanity. Yeah good luck. Also babies typically only pick one favourite parent in the first few years. When that baby calls her "mama" and not you and only prefers her and cries in your arms wanting her instead good luck.
I think it's cute that femanons always default to the support healers in video games.
>>34822324He could be a haremfag who plays both of them
>>34822323>You'd know that if you've ever been in one.Lol, here we go with the projection again that everyone here is a loser except for you, right? The mid 30s foid in a fetish poly relationship who believes that she will have a happy marriage and even wants to bring a child into her fucked up relationship? Lmao, you're actually a gross human being.
>>34822327I highly doubt that. My ex literally offered a threesome with her friend and I winced in disgust. I can't even imagine sharing my partner with anybody when I'm actively in love.One woman is headache enough.He could be just stringing them along but idk, all of that shit reeks of mental illness to me.
>>34822330>He could be just stringing them along but idk, all of that shit reeks of mental illness to me.They're likely just using her for money then will kick JH out when they have collected enough for whatever they're trying to do.
>>34822327Doubtful. Most poly males try to poise themselves as harem chads but IRL they always look like this
>>34822324I'll be sure to tell them you think so when we're enjoying sushi and picking out sheets later today. What are you doing today with your gf in your normal relationship?>>34822325>marriages transitioning into open or non-monogamous dynamicsYou can't even find a study that applies to my relationship, but pretend random statistics and your pathetic fanfiction about the future will make me less happy. The affirmation that I'm doing well based solely on how we keep making progress and the doomposting and insults from you keep getting more deranged has been fun. I can't wait to see how feral you get in your vitriol when I'm a mother and you're still writing made up stories about how you hope my life goes from there.
>>34822333I don't have a gf, I'm stringing an ex along. She's flying over next week to meet me because she hopes for reconciliation, but we'll be fucking most of the time, then I'm giving her the boot.
>>34822329>everyone here is a loser except for you, right?No, just you. Prove me wrong and tell me you're in a relationship that's perfectly functional and you've never had a miscommunication ever.>>34822331>just using her for moneyThis is the least believable fanfiction ITT. Lurk more about the situation or at least ask questions of you want to make assumptions, because that one is just silly.
>>34822333But are you an ENM material or a wife material?
>>3482233392% failure rate just remember that. And remember that babies can only love one mother. This isn't fanfiction this is reality, your 'relationship' is the fanfiction and it happened because one of you, either the guy or you or her, has the ability to pretend to feel things they don't actually feel. That's why this farce has continued for so long. Stay in denial and remember to update us when it goes to shit
>>34822337>rants about functional relationships but is lying to someone they don't even consider a partner>calls other people's relationships fetishistic when his relationship is admittedly purely sexual Not surprised. Thanks for sharing.
>>34822332That's a man in a poly relationship where the woman has more boyfriends aka libtardism. The opposite is way more common and usually happens in an Islamic or Mormon family and they definitely don't look like that because you have to be wealthy and handsome to have numerous wives in the first place. Even Chad and his rotating situationships could be considered a form of poly.
>>34822341she was a cheating cunt, she deserves it and then some lmao.
>>34822338What was the miscommunication about? Why are you hiding that if it wasn't a big deal?
>>34822340It's funny when you break and just double down when your quoted material is proven to be inapplicable, and pretend that writing made up scenarios about what my future children will say and do isn't you writing fanfiction about a 4chan user you dedicate an inordinate amount of time to thinking about.
>>34822346That isn't made up that's basic child psychology, I am aware of how it works because I have a child and a marriage and I study child psychology. The baby only chooses one caregiver to fully trust and identify as the main caregiver, a baby does not have the mental or emotional capacity to make distinctions on multiple people. You are going to feel shocked when that baby chooses the other woman over you.
Plap
>>34822240>Everything is happening to you and you had 0 choice in the matter, right?Just as described in >>34822184
>>34822345He asked if it was okay to take one of the cars to be serviced and I said sure, but I thought he meant at a different time and dealership so my workday had to be cut short. Is that even worth specifying?>>34822348I have an early childhood development degree and I'm saying you're both wrong in your assessment of my life and wrong in your understanding of child psychology. Also adding on to the end with more fanfiction of what will happen and how I will react is embarrassing for your pretend point.
>>34822348>You are going to feel shocked when that baby chooses the other woman over you.Maybe the baby choses JH and it'll be that other woman's issue, though. There's a chance that she would be the weakest link of that 3-body problem.
Why are men pro-polygyny when it supports chads and makes more incels, and oppose polyandry when it means 1 fat pink-haired girl takes 5 competitors off the market? Do you not think you could resist the fatty?
>>34822353I believe marriage should be between one man and one woman so I don't support either case
>>34822351Then you should go and and study again because the fact you don't seem to understand how the main caregiver dynamic works to a newborn baby is astounding. That isn't a wrong understanding, that's the absolute basics. The baby will only fully trust and seek comfort in and cry out to be held by one particular figure. As the months go on, the baby will establish a secondary caregiver, but will always prefer the main caregiver. So not only are you in competition with this other girl to be the main girl for the man but also the baby. The natural and healthy feelings you should feel are resentment, jealousy, insecurity and indignation. The only way polycule relationships "work" is through managing jealousy aka suppression and gaslighting, denying the true feelings of others to appease what is almost always a fetish lifestyle, a short term fantasy, which is why the 92% failure rate is noted. If you are suppressing jealousy, anger, anxiety, insecurity and indignation this will cause you deep issues down the line including both mental and psychosomatic. But continue ruining your life to prove an empty point to yourself by all means
>>34822351>I have an early childhood development degreeYet you're still retarded about healthy relationships. Your stupidity and ignorance is quite impressive.
>>34822356I do wonder how JH's baby would be treated by the other kids when they reveal that their daddy is pretty much a muslim and their mommy shares him with another woman?
>>34822358There's nothing painful about cumming 3+ times per day, one of you is doing it wrong
>>34822356Treating children's bonding with caregivers as a competition in a household is literally one of the first things they tell you is the wrong approach to parenting and childcare. You're lying about your credentials. Not to mention you're again quoting a study that looked at marriages that transitioned to polycules despite my relationship explicitly being one that started as one from the beginning. You pretend to be educated but you misrepresent everything you say in a failing attempt to come across as trying to make a point, when in reality you're just a shitposter on 4chan mad that the random internet stranger you've attached your self worth to isn't failing despite how much you wish it to be true.Btw, this was your once a month pity engagement like I mentioned last time, please don't kill yourself so we can talk more in September.
>tfw bro finally converts to Islam>tfw it's Sufi
>>34822362>Treating children's bonding with caregivers as a competition in a household is literally one of the first things they tell you is the wrong approach to parenting and childcare.Yes for monogamous couples, where it's understandable since only one woman breastfeeds the baby. This is why mother is the most common main caregiver, and why in a situation with 2 moms it gets ugly. Also don't talk about pity engagement, pity engagements are for your third wheel that other girl remember?
>>34822365nobody cares about goatfucker distinctions btw
>>34822348Are you that femanon who teaches special ed kids?
My foid lives with her parents and her grandma who never leaves the house lives there tooI live with my sister because she's underage and I'm her legal guardianWhere am I supposed to have sex?>inb4 hotelsI don't want to pay for entire night when I just need an hour
I can’t wait to marry you you psycho
>>34822366>This is why mother is the most common main caregiverGenerations of kids got breastfed by nannies, aunts or other stand-ins. Because le nuclear household meme is a pure 1950s phenomenon, everything before that was multigeneration household where children were effectively raised communaly. >>34822353>makes more incelsTheres always this weird ass assumption that formal relationships ties dictate whom people fuck. Women woudl just have their arranged marriage beta at home, then go out and fuck Chad. Marriage makes literally zero difefrence in the equation, just look at arranged marriage jeets helpless seething when their women discover that dficks can be bigger than 3 inches. They just have to take it, as divorce would leave them entirely sexless with not hope to find another woman.
>>34822366No, it's explicitly stated to apply to large family dynamics with multiple caregivers having overlapping roles concerning feeding, patterns of comfort, and eventually recreation/discipline in older children. But seriously, don't do it. If you have nothing else to live for, think about all the studies you could pretend to have read about babies in the future when I'm pregnant.
Everyting gwan be irie
>>34822371>Generations of kids got breastfed by nannies, aunts or other stand-insExactly. The fact he's so confidently stating he has a child psychology degree but ignores that is very telling.
You must really have given up in life to share your woman or man tbqh. Thoughts? State gender.
>>34822376MI agree. The poly thing is something horny people do in their early 20s, not in their mid 30s. The demon inside of her has rotted her brain completely. Every post of her's screams evil.
>>34822371>Generations of kids got breastfed by nannies, aunts or other stand-ins. Because le nuclear household meme is a pure 1950s phenomenonThis is majorly false and was only necessary if the mother failed to produce milk. In cases of breast milk the mother's alone is vital due to the hormonal relationship between the mother and her baby developed from 9 months of the baby forming in the mother's womb. That means mothers milk was is always optimal because the the healthy bacteria in the milk can be hormonally signalled to change to suit the needs of the baby. Aunty or grandma milk (Grandma's can't make milk) cannot provide that. >>34822373We are talking about the emotional and psychological pattern of the baby. It does not matter if multiple caregivers do an equal share of efforts the baby still only chooses one caregiver to prefer emotionally over the others. You are going to need to explain this basic fact to that other woman if you want to have an "ethical" poly marriage
>>34822375You are agreeing with the anon who dismisses the nuclear family model because his angle is he believes men should fuck however many woman he wants and that marriage as a commitment is a scam, read between the lines.
Anyone remember that study that said to fix the birth rate we needed to subsidize ivf treatments for single women and single men can go fuck themselves?
>>34822362>a study that looked at marriages that transitioned to polycules despite my relationship explicitly being one that started as one from the beginningDidn't you date that gf first, then she dumped you and went out with the guy, and after that they invited you into a polycule?
>>34822353Chad exists in a state between being single and polygamy. He's not financially supporting these women in the slightest or listening to them vent their problems, which are the major downsides of polygamy, he's just using them for sex. He has a harem that would even put a medieval king to shame with literally none of the responsibilities and struggles that those kings had to bear. There is a reason why men here can't stop talking about this archetype of man, because his life is really truly that great and it can't ever be comprehended.
>>34822378You're lying about the traditional role and frequency of wet nurses and caregivers, and you're missing the point concerning a child's preferences related to areas of care. Yes, a child develops preferences on how, where, when, and with whom to feed/sleep/whatever, but one of the first things explained to parents in any advisory setting is that it's both natural and healthy. It doesn't matter how many people are in the household, a baby can't form educated opinions beyond a physical preference, so there's no point in treating it like a competition. Letting a baby form basic relationships between caregivers and their roles with the baby is the precursor to developing an understanding of individual relationships eventually.
>>34822283>>34822289Would be funny if they made that their finale and meme'd it.
It’s pretty awesome that I am in a monogamous relationship with someone who is disgusted by polyamory
>>34822376FI don't see why. My life is complete without a partner. Getting one feels like a downgrade. At this point I'd be happier to only be responsible for parts of him and not have to deal with him on my own, knowing how men can get when you erase the peer pressure that keeps them on their best behavior. I also have physical and social needs that men aren't good at fulfilling but maybe 2 men or a woman could.
>>34822376MBeing in an open relationship is the only pathway for me as an older former virgin to both catch up and have my ho phase and harem while also experiencing the benefits of a steady relationship.Being with one woman all my life is an appalling thought, even more so if she got to make her experiences and I didnt.That said its factually open to only one side, as she doesnt actually fuck other guys.
>>34822379I can agree with the hard facts someone shares while not supporting the conclusions they draw from them. I even went out of my way to quote the fact I supported. Welcome to academia, first time here?>>34822383No. They were not in a committed relationship. The throuple began with us all being romantically single at the time and agreeing on exactly what we wanted our relationship to be. There was no transition from one romantic relationship to another.
>>34822387I am not lying about wet nursing I am saying the majority of the time they were not necessary they were only useful to substitute mother's milk if the situation demanded it. Only 1% - 5% of women cannot lactate, 95% - 99% of women can during and after pregnancy. And because women before 1950 were not expected to leave the home, the majority of breastfeeding was done by the mother alone. Wet nurses only came in during times of hardship either physical illness for mom or mom couldn't be around baby for a prolonged time. Yes it's OK for baby to have a main caregiver, yes it isn't a competition. Because between mom and dad the dynamic is understood. In a situation of mother mother father, good luck. If baby identifies the other woman as the main caregiver that means every 1-2 hours you will notice the baby screaming and kicking and crying in your arms to reach out for the other mom because baby feels safest with her. Good luck trying to smooth the feelings that come with that
>>34822316I save all my man hating for here and mean songs in my playlist.
>>34822393But you were monogamous with that gf before?
>>34822391Yeah, after being on my own for so long its just icky to rely on a single person for all your needs. I dont want to be dependent on a single woman for everything, never mind thatm most ken who do that end up with a replacememt mommy, not a partner
Women, have you ever killed a man?
>>34822376If I lack the sexual prowess of even an average man, why wouldn't I want the woman I love to find herself a stud to satisfy her in ways that I can't?
>>34822353Men support whatever they like. If they can say they never watched bonnie blue or any gangbanging material then I'll believe they don't support polyandry.
>>34822391Nothing worse than modern women
>>34822403>If they can say they never watched bonnie blue or any gangbanging materialYou understand that's the majority of men right? Most men I know only heard of her name but never even seen her face. She's the slut who fucked 1,000 men in a night and that's the sum of what she is.
>>34822405What's bad about that? Not being forced into a relationship for financial reasons or having the standards to demand emotional intimacy or orgasms in return for providing them?
>>34822376Free sex people are the best people. Keep seething that you bought a wife that you refuse to romance or participate in the household activity with. It's entirely likely to be your fault for the divorce when she has you stalked to the brothel.
>>34822382We should. Moids don't adopt because they're retarded.
>>34822395>I am saying the majority of the time they were not necessaryCorrect.>they were only useful to substitute mother's milk if the situation demanded it>Wet nurses only came in during times of hardship either physical illness for momAll blatant and verifiable lies. Literally just google what a wet nurse is and their role in family dynamics up until the 20th century. It was a genuine job, both to allow the wealthy to bypass dips in fertility and independence that come with breastfeeding, as well as in cultural roles throughout the world where familial ties went deeper than just the nuclear family. You're a liar.>Good luck trying to smooth the feelings that come with thatThat's something expected of literally all parents. Babies pick physical favorites related to care and there's no stopping it. Fathers, mothers, relatives, caregivers, etc are all advised to not take it personally. A baby's love is conditional on familiarity, not the role in caregiving. A baby's tendency to disassociate feeding from the provider and focusing solely on the mouthfeel of a nipple is a cornerstone of understanding that. You're actually delusional.
>>34822410>Free sex people are the best people>But if the man pursues free sex it's his fault for the divorceThat's funny as shit.
>>34822406>hur what's her name? *winkwink*I do not believe incognito mode lies.
>>34822413He signed the monogamy contract by being retarded btw.
>>34822407You have such a low opinion of men that when you enter a relationship you're expecting it to fail and the man will fail to live up to your expectationsShoe on the other foot you'd call out the sexism, but since it's your sexism it's cool
>>34822412>both to allow the wealthy to bypass dips in fertility and independence that come with breastfeeding, as well as in cultural roles throughout the world where familial ties went deeper than just the nuclear family. You're a liar.Ah you use Google to do your thinking for you. No wonder why you're confused. Okay now Google "how many people were wealthy in 1950" and come back to me. "How many people were upper class in 1950"Then take that number and ask yourself if that is an accurate representation for the majority of mothers in 1950.>That's something expected of literally all parents. Babies pick physical favorites related to care and there's no stopping it. Good. We agree baby will choose either you or the other woman as favourite. Now all I am saying is I hope you are good at suppressing the sour feelings that will occur when baby chooses the other woman. Is this hard for you to grasp?
>>34822382Sperm donors don't have to pay child support and women aren't going to willingly make themselves single mothers without that child support money rolling in.
>>34822414what's funny is you're the pervert, despite being a woman apparently
>>34822410Aren't you a fat single mom who spends most of her time on 4chan powerlessly simping over some tattooed transkids loving streamer you'll never be able to fuck?
>>34822417Nta but it's a common pattern, people who fear relationships are going to be transactional are always the ones who operate in transaction themselves. They filter themselves out and blame everything else and take to free sex/casual lifestyles to make do with what they're only capable of.
>fix the birth rateseems like it's fixing itself. people are being automated out of everything and they're not going to do anything about the data center owners raping them, so eventually it'll be a good thing for the people left that there's less poors. you can tell it's part of the plan by the way the GOP stopped talking about this "problem" in any serious capacity shortly after the won and gave techno-antichrists like Sam Altman free reign.
>>34822425
Is there anyone who isn’t an unemployed sourpuss itt atm rn
>>34822418Why are you hung up on the 1950's? Babies existed before then, and our understanding of childhood development has also been around longer than that.The example I shared concerning the aristocracy and its use of wet nurses was just one facet in their genuinely ancient role in child rearing in communities. I specifically pointed to the prevalence of community wet nurses in multiple cultures over all of human history and you conveniently ignored that fact. Don't be so insincere.>Now all I am saying is I hope you are good at suppressing the sour feelingsObviously. Just like I'd expect any mother to not take it personally if the baby likes their grandma that babysits and bottle feeds them more in the feeding role, dor example. You think I'd spend all this time explaining the theory and method behind understanding roles and perceived favoritism by babies without applying it to my own life? Any other concerns about my feelings, or are you done pretending to care?
>>34822431'wah men are hypocrites'>Is a larger hypocrite than most men ITTyou gotta admit it's accidentally comedy gold
>>34822433Me I’m in a good mood and I’m at work (unrelated, I hate my job
>>34822436Dang. What do you pretend to do while you browse 4chan
>>34822433Most of us are employed, but our jobs allow us to idle on the phone for hours
>>34822417I base my opinions on men on those of my observations that align with statistics and men's stated opinions and preferences. I understand that there are outliers but I have no reason to plan my life around chasing rare sought-after individuals or imagining I deserve one despite being average in the ways that men typically evaluate women's worth for sex, romance and life partnership.I also believe that sexism is as natural as racism and only worth being called out when it affects people's prospects in important areas of life like physical safety or employment. I don't think it's related to the issue at hand.>>34822429I've never felt fearful of a relationship nor have I approached one in a transactional way.
>>34822440I’m a brain surgeon
>>34822435
>>34822433I just got here. Wassup?
>>34822443So an office lady
>>34822433I'm on the clock. The benefits of having a job where I can do my work efficiently and spend the rest of my time doing whatever I want.
>>34822430Until I see robots paving my roads, fixing my power lines, or unclogging sewer pipes then they haven't automated people out of jack shit. The problem isn't AI taking people's jobs, it's the exact opposite, they haven't taken the jobs we desperately need filled that nobody wants to do.
>>34822447Coffee #1. I did most of what I can get done until the afternoon already.
>>34822434You haven't applied it to your own life yet. Just telling you what to expect as a reminder since the idea that you can voluntarily choose which emotions to feel or not is erroneous which I am sure you are aware. If you tell me you won't feel hurt you will be lying to yourself, all you can do is ignore your own feelings. Which is precisely how poly operates, it's the first thing poly groups always talk about "managing jealousy" and blaming failures or breakdowns on inconsistent jealousy management. Jealousy management means to censor or suppress how other people feel, which counts for emotionally controlling behaviour, or emotional abuse at worst. But for some strange reason poly's will practice this malfunction as a rule to keep their short lived set up afloat. It's unhealthy by default
>>34822448Gas station attendant
>>34822451My coffee was kinda mid today, not enough honey.
Women, would you convert or take up a religion for a man?
>>34822433I'm not unemployed, I'm an odd jobs freelancer currently on unpaid leave.
>>34822459Fyes if it's poly themed
>>34822461So Islam then
>>34822462noo LGBT themed
>>34820756Forgot to add>whenever the brainlets asked him straight out if he was gay, he'd never answer seriously. he'd just make some joke about it, like how he couldn't handle being gay but it's flattering that they want him, or something like thatDoes that add to the closet bi probability? I felt like it did, but I'm biased by being a closet bifag myself
>>34822455iktf
>>34822452I have applied what I've learned to my jobs as a teacher, a tutor, a babysitter, etc. I understand the volatility of emotions, especially in a mother during and after pregnancy, and we know it's a source of concern. But that applies to all mothers in all family structures. You keep pretending your bullshit is unique to polyamory and specifically me because you're obsessed with me for some reason.
I'm unemployed as fuck
>>34822463Almost the same thing, they are pushing for muslim inclusion too
>>34822457I’ve never actually had it with honey at home. I should sometime.Mine was ok. Went a little overboard on the milk
>>34822393>The throuple began with us all being romantically single at the time and agreeing on exactly what we wanted our relationship to be. There was no transition from one romantic relationship to another.This is the corniest thing I've ever read, lmao. You all sat in a triangle on the floor and went >"mann, relationships these days suck, what if we all got together and then like discussed what we want in a relationship? how epicsauce would that be? :D">"YES, YESS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN CALL IT? A THROUPLE!!! get it? it's like a couple but because we are 3 soulmates, we are a throuple, not a couple XD"
>>34822468Gotta find the 1% of gay muslims and take a narrow-angle image to own the chuds.
>>34822467Have you applied anywhere lately?
Professional stay at home son for ten years specializing in advanced sofa occupation and fridge raiding here. Ask me anything about my career.
There are men out there who managed to charm two women into one household?All I've managed to do is charm two fleshlights into my bed.
>>34822473No
>>34822470It was at a table, actually. And we had been discussing it for a while before sitting down and talking about exactly what we wanted from a possible relationship. Call it corny, I liked putting everything out there and coming to an understanding that gave us confidence in going forward.
>>34822475He didn't get any hot girls. Nobody attractive would put up with that.
Boring ass winter predicted this year.
>>34822466Not saying it's unique to polyamory, I am saying it's amplified in polyamory and then dysfunctionally suppressed and bottle necked. Which leads to>"The identified studies are of mixed methodological quality, but generally suggest a more significant prevalence of mental-health issues in polygynous women compared to monogamous women. Individual studies report a higher prevalence of somatization, depression, anxiety, hostility, psychoticism and psychiatric disorder in polygynous wives as well as reduced life and marital satisfaction, problematic family functioning and low self-esteem. Conclusions. The current state of the research reveals with moderate confidence, a more significant prevalence of mental-health issues in polygynous women as compared to monogamous women."https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22794315/I just find it strange that whenever the problems of poly are called out the cognitive dissonance is thicker than butter
>>34822477Well…
>>34822474What’s your favorite salty snack, and which Japanese cartoon or online video game pairs best with it? I respect what you do immensely.
>>34822451Same, except I'm gonna go to work after this coffee.
>>34822484I hope white man winter treats me better than white boy summer did, good lord.
>>34822459No. Take intrest, maybe. But I will not convert.
>>34822488>salty snackUsed to be Andy Capps Hot Fries until they changed the recipe>japanese cartoonsShonen slop of the month, and a single episode of Mushishi before bed every night>vidyaPirated RPGs of course
>>34822486I'm afraid of jobs
>>34822484Nah. We'll just get fucked much later, like february.
>>34822485You just want to call polyamorous people mentally ill, which is fine. But why go through the trouble of pretending to know about childhood development or caring about me when you just want to do that? My guess is that you're mentally ill, but I won't pretend to be an expert on that and link random studies.
>>34822470Imagine JH's situation if she were a guy.>Gets dumped by gf>Gf starts fucking another guy almost immediately>Eventually she ropes him into a triad where the guy fucks his ass tooIt just shows it more clearly
>>34822495They ruined Hot Fries?? This is legitimately distressing newsI’m slowly rewatching DBZ for the nth time at home lately so I can’t judge the slop
>>34822468LIBERALISM TOTAL CULTURAL VICTORY
I want a gf
>>34822511Me too.
>>34822500Yeah and imagine if JH was a dinosaur.>lays eggs>a brontosaurus steps on them and she gets sad>then the meteor hitsThis is fun!
Why doesnt femcel just dress goth and get a bf that way
>>34822514Don’t trust anyone who posts about being a femcel on here. They have hoes irl.
>>34822496They can be scary, but https://youtu.be/A81DYZh6KaQ
>>34822514Goth is not a cosplay!STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
>>34822450yeah terrific, there'll be plenty of miserable backbreaking jobs left (now that we've kicked out the Mexicans who were willing to do them) for the following generations to do in the 120 degree heat once all of the comfortable white collar ones are eliminated. until those get automated too.
>>34822513A tad too much into fantasy, the first one is based on a true story
We were like a two piece puzzle
>>34822514Why would someone celibate want a bf? They're notorious sex pests
>>34822430>low birth rates being the part of "the plan" not trying to be dramatic when I say you need to be the most retarded person alive to believe this
We were like an annoyed woman and a clueless man
>>34822500Kek, the funny thing is that once their "throuple" eventually fails, she would never admit it here because every anon saw the trainwreck coming from a mile away. She would get bullied even more than now.
>>34822520>Noooooo not labor!
>>34822522Not a single part of that fantasy was related to anything true, though.
>>34822514I just bought my first black lipgloss
Do you think people will use androids as emotional support hype men in the future? Like a little guy who follows you around and says stuff like “yeah boss you tell em” etc
>>34814956I never left, just currently on a beach vacation for another couple weeks and then back to work>>34822441>our jobs allow us to idle on the phone for hoursI'm lucky to get a lunch break at my job and am always staying late...>>34822376To each their own, it's mad degenerate tho>>34820089OP https://youtu.be/tC9qr2Gamzw?is=OCak7zKKwupcpAAVED https://youtu.be/AX6znJQYx6c?is=psVQKV3dmKLHf8EU
>>34822518I have a little money from handouts. I don't know how to get a job.
>>34822513JH, are you talking about yourself in the third person now?
>>34822514Femcels always have bfs so that's not the problem
State gender.What do you think of people like >>34822531 who become obsessed with e-celebs and make up fanfiction and conspiracy theories about their lives on the internet?
>>34822532lol, yeah everyone may we working worse jobs and longer hours for less pay in record heat but at least niggers can't buy candy with food stamps or whatever. I'm glad the world is collapsing.
>>34822535
>>34822537Booba
>>34822514EASILY the best way to get a shit boyfriend
>>34822544Calm down, JH.
>>34822549Absolutely. The uwu mommy step on me guys are fucking insane.
>>34822530Have you tried not being clueless and/or annoyed?
>>34822538>don't know how to get a jobYou fill in a form or whatever, do an interview, get a jerb>>34819602Educate yourself/learn a skill or just find satisfaction in your current job>>34819801No, I go out with every woman who asked me out, and then end up weirding them out>>34819875In some cases yeah ime
>>34822530Who is we?
>>34822553I did finally get a clue, yeah
>>34822544It's concerning that they get so attached to strangers on the internet. Can't just be a matter of too much free time, because I've got that and don't follow people around like a lost puppy. Not enough attention in their childhood so they feel compelled to act out, maybe?
>>34822556Me and a woman I failed to take a hint from.
I must admit, you gave me something momentarily, in which I could believe
>>34822551>proving the point of the shitpost5D chess move anon
>>34819883Being single is freedom >>34820100So tuff>>34820104A lot of people who've never been flat broke can't relate to it desu>>34820122Yes but mostly in a suicidal way>>34820185Just why
>>34822558Remember when you tried to convince femanons to post nudes on /soc/ after Sweet got an irl bf and stopped talking to you?
>>34822527please tell me how this is more myopic than any of the other shit to come out of the current techno-authoritarian brain trust. you've got these faggots on TV literally saying chatgpt is more resource efficient than a human being, lol.
>>34822558>>34822058Kek, your mental case is far more concerning and pathetic than that
>>34822544Yes they are annoying but that goes without saying so don't say it
>>34822566>>34822569Oh my gosh, there's some now! Someone get a camera!
I love her
>>34822562Glad to be of use
>if I don't use punctuation and type in lower case, they will never know I'm defending myself
>>34822566>anon now lashing out at another one of his obsessions he like to lie about because the other one got boredIt never stops
I could ruin him but I'm not that evil
>>34822523Clearly not
>>34822576i think you shouldnt be so paranoid anony..
>>34822579That sounds fairly fucking evil anon
>>34822552You're either going to end up with a normalfag who thinks he's quirky and "too online" bc he knows what chud means (and will then try and "reign you in") or you're going to end up with a drug dealer who enjoys pushing your boundaries
>>34822537Hi how are youWe are doing well in life
>>34822576>so rent free that the scary anonymoose is in her head nowOooOoOOooh watch out we're all him.
>>34820225B obviously >>34820284It was drizzling this morning actuallyBack home though it went several weeks without raining, ridiculous>>34820558I wouldn't worry about it, only shallow retards care about that stuff
>>34822585I’m a man who has been using this website much longer than you have. Stupid poser faggot
>>34822576I say this
>>34822536It'll be super obvious that that is pathetic unless they are midwits.
>>34822433f, I'm unemployed but I get disability payments
>>34822544I think they are jealous of the attention they garner
>>34822576>anon is now projecting his obsession and assuming said obsessions are invested enough to samefagOh dear.
>>34822536Only women will be allowed to use androids for anything like that. The androids will straight up refuse to emotionally support you if you're a man, especially the female androids.
>>34822589Genuinely what the fuck are you talking about
>>34822594They are. It’s the same spergs that accuse women who aren’t replying to them of being trannies.
>>34822558I don't need to follow namefags, you narcs insist upon yourself>>34822566Or the thread just exposes the lore and now I know about your cuck backstory too
>>34822583Well they do say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
>>34822596>Anon gets rejected even in his dystopic cyberpunk fantasies
>>34822602I don’t think there’s any helping people like that
>>34822544Its really pathetic. Do you think each femanon has like one or two creeps as dedicated as these ones? I step away to clean a desk and I come back to the fucking Spiderman pointing meme.
>>34820637Yo I got bingo>>34820650Even us truecels?>>34820709You people have friends?>>34820762I had lasagna>>34820914Ye
Imagine dating a girl who's already been deflowered by another man lmao, what a cuck.
>>34822598It does seem to be the pattern. Even if they aren't, shouldn't being compared to those posters be a wakeup call for the schizos?
>>34822604It seems like no more than five extremely obsessed guys who do this about any easily identifiable woman in these threads.They’re also the guys most likely to mistake men for women and be gay itt on accident, I’ve noticed.
>>34822607Imagine dating a guy who's already been deflowered by another woman lmao, what a cuck.
Am I still a truecel if a girl pretended to be my gf for a day in 8th grade but I haven't had any interest since then?
>>34822571Is this not you?https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/23753435/#23755462
I’m used goods and femanon don’t wont me :(
>>34822609Are they likely the ones that also latch onto the new femanons and beg them for nudes? I could see them eventually getting disenchanted when they get rebuffed then adding them to the list of namefags to attack.
why are women like this?
Imagine dating a guy who's already been deflowered by another man...
>>34822605Very good. The first BPD bingo of ATOGA..Now GENDER try and score a bingo on the sequel
>>34821107Based and strongpilledOpposite happened to me, I can't cope with anything>>34821131Yes>>34821150No>>34821157I cant imagine living past like 35 desu
I can’t believe this guy I’ll never meet and can easily ignore was a creep on the internet… five years ago?Anon are you alright dude?
>>34822613Do you not see how sad it is to be digging through 5 years of 4chan posting history to try to find dirt on an internet stranger you don't like?
Never liked his nice guy larp
>>34822610Or being a woman dating a man who gas been deflowered by another man
>>34822625He wigs me out too but digging around for receipts and posting them with “this you?” makes me feel like I’m reading Twitter
>>34822613What does this prove? A camboy responding to someone's long post concerned about camewhoring and explaining what he thinks are positives about it?
>>34821175I purposefully sabotage friendships>>34821341My hygienist is chill, she just tells me about her life>>34821506Imagination > porn>>34821643>be yourself and be lonelyI have accepted this kek>>34821784Most girls I dated were super normie. There's nothing scary about them, just be prepared to have zero in common
>>34822602>>34822603AI safety and alignment is very important and must include robotics. It's not safe to help men with their emotions in any way and superintelligence should only focus on improving the lives of people who are truly worthwhile: women and girls. But, robotics will certainly assist men in working harder and for longer, with less breaks.
>>34822625We all have our bad days. Days we don't feel well or at our 100%.
What if we're just both virgins so I don't have to worry about it
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>>34822625At least it's less intrusive than the concerned larp the JH-obsessed anon filled the thread with for hours today.
>>34822634I wish that was how I went about it in hindsight. I don’t regret sleeping with the women I did but do regret not waiting for marriage.
ITS UP! NEW THREAD!>>34822638>>34822638>>34822638>>34822638>>34822638
>>34822624Not more sad than getting notified any time someone says "Exhibanon". You creeped out everyone in that thread, kek.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/23753435/#23755600
>>34822547We love to see it>>34822586Hallo Happy to hear it <3I'm gucci trying to chill on vacay
>>34822635>>34822641You chuckle fucks
>>34822642>does the thing he got made fun for doing and thinking it's a gotchaKEK it's like you're trying to make exhibanon look good by comparison
>>34822544MI just find it very entertaining to troll and punish the attention-whores with the kind of attention they didn't wanthttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1746/30/1746309563588.jpg>>34822642And I'm glad to know I'm not alone in this art
>>34821506MReading/writing smut. I really fixate on emotions and feelings so porn is kind of boring by comparison. I do like 2D art with good facial expressions though.
>>34822651If you think that attentionwhores don't want people to think about them so much that they bring them up all the time and quote the things they say you're missing the point. You're keeping them alive in relevance.
>>34822659I don't mind keeping them alive... alive, debased, and humiliated. In most cases, you can't get rid of them anyway. You can't stop all people from responding to the bait, but you can set the tone of the interaction, making it less pleasant for them and more pleasant for you.
>>34822671This. They want the attention to be positive, even if they are terrible people. Anons reminding them of their fucked up posts is a good thing.
>>34822671Or you could just ignore them. You end up being as annoying as them most of the time, anon.
>>34822535*clapping*
>>34822520>>34822545Urbanites are so insulated from the realities of the world, it's hilarious. Your bullshit office job system collapsing due to AI and forcing you to do actual work like all those blue collar chuds you hate doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Time to grab a shovel, soft hands.
>>34822608>wakeup call for the schizos?Everything is a dog whistle to a schizo
>>34822671If you say so. It feels like you're just giving the anons who don't care enough to regularly glaze the namefags they don't mind a reason to speak up and reaffirm anything positive in the face of the criticism. Especially if the beef you're referencing is years old. It's like a tabloid reminding everyone about that one actor they sort of liked a decade ago and they ignore the part where they're claiming they fucked a reptilian years ago.
>>34822684I'd argue more annoying since you can filter out namefags with just a glance.
>>34822693That’s a specific kind of urbanite, too. They don’t pay their own bills.
>>34822703Often, yes. Sometimes makes the thread unreadable for hours.
>>34822679We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
>>34822709I wonder if any decent number of posters actually reads the walls of text that the obsessed anons post or check their links if they aren't filtered out.
>>34822715Did you post here in the 2000s.
>>34822716Did you forgive your cousin for cheating on you?
>>34822732>it's still here schizoing out after everyone pointed out how annoying they are
>>34822684>Or you could just ignore them.All of us canNot all of us willIf all of us stay complacent and passively allow narcissists to stay comfortable, feast on only positive interactions, and slowly change the status quo, you'll get another Cr*c infestation
>>34822765>Not all of us willYou should really consider it. You’re making yourself dumber and less interesting by obsessing over these people.
>>34822767>less interestingA weird egocentric point, mate
>>34822781You gave an evil monologue about being the puppet master and sheriff of atoga in this thread, Mr. Ego
>>34822767>less interestingUh, good? That's what keeps many people more safe here.
>>34822790I had no idea posting on 4chan was this srs
>>34822783>You gave an evil monologue about being the puppet master and sheriff of atoga in this threadI didn't, I'm another random anon doing typical anon things, don't project your own narcissistic desires on me>>34822790Indeed, getting interest isn't always a good thing in live
OBJECTIVE FACT: women hate men.
