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first for blonde girls!!
Voice deep today unlike yesterday
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>>34822644Ugly people deserve to die
Posting in the Jean thread
>>34822644I've seen way more ugly men with hot women than the opposite though
>>34822647It would be merciful to let them, but women and billionaires need mules.
Understanding the female gaze has been a boon to me as a man
>>34822602Feminists have been ranting about the "dangers" of sexbots for yearsThey will never let men use them
>>34822650As a non-ugly guy I dated the most in my ugly era. I think it's because I tried to have a half-decent personality then
I like really lacy wedding dresses, but I also like glitter, and silk, is it ugly when they are combined?
>>34822655>.inNiggas unironically using some literally who Jeet website like it's proof
>>34822650You probably see the majority of men as ugly though
>>34822658What do you think
The birth rate is truly fucked
>>34822661this is it. Most people will say OHHH MOST UGLY MEN ARE WITH MODEL WOMEN!!!!and you'll see the couple and it's an average dude with a fat (sorry, thick) gf with maybe nice eyes.
>>34822661The average person is too, well, average to register as ugly
>>34822663Depends I saw a few where it looks good but then it’s not a neckline I like
>>34822664So what? It’s not worth it to continue on this civilization
>>34822668This
>>34822644she'd fuck him if his artwork were better
most women will see a fat (80kgs+) woman and say SLAYYY because she did her hairwomen have no right to say men are uglier lmao.
>>34822667Sounds independent of the material
>>34822669The only thing we can do is enjoy it while it lasts and think about what we could do better
>>34822664Good, unironically. They fucked up society and now they don't get any cattle.
>>34822664>The birth rate is truly fuckedGood.
>>34822664Where is this from? Link the full text
I should buy an organ
disclaimer: both actions are heinous and I think they're some of the worst things to happen upon humanitybut why do I feel that in modern discourse rape is treated as worse than death'
>>34822666but, Satan, MOST men are below average!
>>34822685Probably because you have to stay alive to suffer the trauma.
>>34822665>with maybe nice eyeskind of beautiful to see the guttering flame of an anon's romantic spirit is still fighting its way to the surface even as he posts gender war shit
>>34822680https://archive.ph/yKD8m
>>34822685because people's dignity is and always has been extremely important to them, in some ways more than life itself
>>34822664>Popular theory says if men did more housework women would be happier and will fuck men more and have babies.https://www.researchgate.net/publication/270003307_Egalitarianism_Housework_and_Sexual_Frequency_in_Marriage>Couples in which husbands performed a larger share of traditionally female (“core”) housework — cooking, cleaning, laundry, dishes — reported lower sexual frequency.>Couples in which husbands performed more traditionally male (“non-core”) tasks (yard work, car maintenance, etc.) reported higher sexual frequency.>The difference was roughly 1.5 more times per month for men who did none of the core female chores versus those who did all of them.Tl:Dr women get the ever-loving ICK if the man actually falls for the meme of wearing the apron and rubber gloves it's a massive turn off sexually. While women appreciate it mentally it does not translate to higher sexual attraction and demonstrably leads to decreased sexual attraction for the man long term.
What has to go wrong with someone's mind for them to unironically seek out country music?
>>34822708What's so bad about country compared to rap or pop or whatever the fuck people make now
>>34822708I like country western and outlaw country music. The pop-adjacent stuff is awful.
>>34822673there is always one more requirement, one more thing to selfimprove, one more shower to take.
Women, how tall it your bf?
>>34822697ok you made me feel about my inner childI will stop for now. Its a shame that I fall into these situations so repeatedly.
>>348227186’3
I could die in Ukraine and none of you would know or care
Women, how experienced is your bf?
>>34822708There's lots of good country music, anon. Modern stuff is almost all dogshit but even through the 90s/2000s there's was a ton of great stuff coming out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgUoc_GYzIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KYA-errnfkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxFdeZER8Eg
I learned recently that I don’t have an inner child because he died young :DIt was a huge relief for me. Trying to connect with my inner child never really worked, and I understand why now. That guy thinks he’s 45 years old
>>34822722How tall are you?
>>348227186' and change.>>34822725Extremely, in lots of contexts. He makes me feel like I must've wasted too much of my life at home.
Is this true?
Women, is your bf's anal sphincter tight?
>>34822733Yes.
עם ישראל חי
>>34822733No. If a woman prefers a man after he showers rather than before, it means the guy has bad health or hygiene. So it's the guy's problem, unless "the one" the guy is looking for is any woman willing to put up with his swamp ass.
>>34822720don't sweat it anon, everybody gets discouraged. be proud that your good heart endures.
>>34822733Only for smell fetishists.>>34822725He had one girlfriend before me, so not a whole lot of experience. But we've both been learning and improving the more we have sex.
Women, what’s your boyfriend’s inseam and Chinese zodiac sign?
You’re not a smart fella, you’re a fart smella
Women, does your bf have the phone numbers of other women in his smartphone?
>>34822744I was going to answer the zodiac one, but it turns out my BF has a rather specific one that would make his year of birth way too obvious, so nevermind.
>>34822752I didn’t actually want answers but what’s the harm in me knowing he was born in 1991 or whatever?
>>34822655Lol I like how this poster is literally just basic capitalism. This is what happens to every fucking thing. Everything. And that's a feature not a detriment
Women, what was the last thing you noticed about a guy that made you lose interest in him?
Why is it that everytime a kid come up to me at work to ask something, I instinctively answer to their parents?
Females this is your husband for tonight how sexually excited does this make you feel
women, do you think it's hot to see a male fictional character all fucked up and injured
>>34822761Lazy bait
women, would you date a guy who looks like he can't push a truck with his bear hands?
Would women date a guy who’s like a centaur, but he’s half motorcycle instead of half horse?
>>34822766women, if you were alone in the woods would you rather encounter a man with bear hands or a bear with man hands?
Women if your were women would women as a woman or woman as women?
>>34822759Because you don’t respect their autonomy
Do you guys think demigration will happen in our lifetime?
Lotta unanswered questions here ladies, gonna need you to start talking
>>34822774Ask questions worth answering then.
>>34822773When it becomes profitable sure
>>34822773Yeah
>>34822764Ouch!
>>34822771Much to think about
>>348227305’9
Would women date a bear with a shota penis or a shota with a bear penis?
>>34822776I really am half motorcycle on my dad’s side and you’re invisibilizing me
>>34822718Not sure. He once said I'm about half his height though which would make him around 5'9-5'10.>>34822791There's probably a doujinshi out there with this exact premise.
ill be honest i can't be assed asking women questions theres only so much to women worth knowing before it gets repetitive
>>34822733Yes. Pheromones actually signal compatibility of your iummine systems. People who don't like your innate smell or taste are not suitable partners. >>34822707Its really not hard to call that you will be doing the manly tasks and she the womanly ones in household work. Like I cook and my gf does the dishes afterwards. All even without estrogenizing myself.
Why do women do to gay pride to touch gay penis?
>>34822792Yeah a goldwing maybe lmao
>>34822707>Study from 2013>>34822797Anon, the women at gay pride aren't there to touch penis...
>>34822796Yeah but I believe you since you just confirmed an interest in pheromonal smells which means your testosterone is operating functionally you can pull off cooking in a manly way. Especially if you aggressively chop meat like an executioner
>>34822739>Only for smell fetishists.So only mammals then
>>34822803>Especially if you aggressively chop meat like an executionerKekI also make sure to chomp my bananas and peel sausages very aggressively
>>34822804Quit projecting your fetish onto me.
>>34822798Stop looking at my ass
>>34822796
>>34822806I make sure to cover my eyes whenever I cook eggs since they kinda look like testicles when u think about it. I also always make sure to wear socks in the kitchen.
>>34822809What can I say you wear those saddlebags well
>>34822812I did catch femanon looking
Am I not a real man if I'm a germophobe?
>>34822718Im single.>>34822708Theres good country music out there, just not the popular stuff.>>34822774Ask good questions.
>>34822810You should see what happens when I rip ass at the club
Should I become the new vagueposter?
>>34822762N
>>34822820I
>>34822821G
>>34822802And yet the internet is full of videos of san-franciscans naked at the gay pride, having women touch and stroke their penis for photos.
>>34822723I care, do it
>>34822822Q
MenWhy are so many of you racist?
>>34822826Because racism bring people together!
>>34822826I’m not. I’m just a sucker for juvenile shock humor.
>>34822826Don't loike em
Brown peopleDo you hate the colour of your skin? Do you wish you were white?
>>34822826I am racist against women. They do things that I don't like. Simple as.
>>34822826Once you leave the decadent western bubble, you realize that racism is the baseline state of human existence and is often times not malicious.All non-White on this planet are racist as fuck, but people who will genuinely hate others due to racial difefrences are far and few.
I love Jean Greg
>>34822819You miss the old one?
>>34822826a real woke woman would know that that sort of question is practically impossible for the holder of the bias to answer
>>34822836A cutie mutie
>>34822826NAGIt's a response against obnoxious woke leftism. That's it. Nothing deeper to it.
Atoga wagies, how are you doing on this beautiful thursday afternoon? Were you out enjoying the weather as well?
>>34822839N-no
>>34822844I took a walk earlier.
Women how do you operate those tiny clasps on your jewellery
Men, thoughts on licking woman's ass hole?
>>34822842You... don't like 'em either, femanonie?
boobs:3
>>34822852Gross
Breasts, even
>>34822852I stick my tongue in there
>>34822853I judge people by their actions, not their skin color and I'm not going to start being racist just to spite obnoxious woke types.
>>34822852I might try it. I do like to look at them and poke at them.
>>34822852It would be very embarrasing to cum hands free from doing such a thing to a woman. I'm sure it wouldn't ever happen, though.
>>34822852I'll do it on conditions1) She's my committed gf, not some ho2) She asks me explicitly to do it3) It happens right after a shower
Women, what are some things you wished we understood about you but find hard to communicate clearly to us?
>>34822866Being lusted after isn't that great, especially when the people lusting after you are only doing so due to their heightened libido.
State gender and:What is, or would be, the hardest part about being in a relationship with you?
>>34822866Anatomy. Pleasure. How to fuck.
>>34822870FI'm mentally ill and autistic.
>>34822870FIm extremely clingy.
Sedatives and therapists There must be a better way to settle thisFuck it! Let’s play Rochambeau - one, two, three…throw!If you win I’ll never ask to play againI’ll come home like nothing ever happened
>>34822870MCompeting with other men
>>34822870M, I need a lot of me-time, like a LOT of me-time
>>34822868Imagine being never lusted after
>>34822873How bad is it though?
>>34822880I would honestly find that preferable, mostly because I know there are far worse things to deal with in life than not being seen as the sexiest person alive.
>>34822880Or lusted after by everyone but the one person you want.
oh it actually is all me. now i get it. i've been imagining the separation all along. there is no separate being replying to me on these forums. it's just an illusion.
>>34822879Ew. Avoidant men should be culled.
>>34822883Especially if that person lusts over everyone else.
>meet a girl on tinder>go on a date with her>have sex with her>she's mad and pissed off because I didn't creampie her and coomed on her back insteadIs it normal for tinder hoes to be this bitchy?
>>34822881I want to talk and maybe do stuff every day. I get really sad when I dont get good morning or good night texts. I dont freak out or anything but I might tear up a little. Im like a plant that needs watering.
>>34822870>>34822879Same. Also I have no tolerance for jealousy and am not down for monogamy due to spending most of my life sexless.>>34822885>t. annoying no life clingerJust look for some no life loser who is happy about spending all day being glued to his phone texting you or whatever.
>>34822891Do you send good morning or good night texts? Do you also express the need for these texts?
Women if you discovered that your boyfriend pees sitting down would you get the ick
>>34822890The only women who have to resort to online dating are mentally ill or fat single moms. A non-insane woman can just go t a Muesum or whatever and be hit on by a fuckable guy within the hour.
>>34822870MI'm very much a buzzkill. I don't really do quirky things, I hate having to do things I don't like
>>34822852gross but I'd do it if she called me a good boy
Gm ma'am butiful
>>34822890And btw this smells like a woman who hears her clock ticking so loud that she tries to babytrap random men. Good on you for not doing it.
>>34822868>>34822871I’m glad I’m not getting blindsided here. I think I have a pretty good grasp on these things
>>34822871Isn't it wonderful that women decide that they have no responsibility in telling their man how to fuck?
>>34822896No, it is quite nice sitting down to pee so I wouldn't blame men if they want to do it too
>>34822870MI'm 31 and I live with my parentsI don't talk to anyone outside of workIdk what exactly would be the "easy" part
>>34822870MI’m clueless and can’t take a hint when you don’t want one with me, even if you outright tell me you don’t.
thigh gaps :0
Femanon. Do you smell that. A hint of smoke in the air. I smell a flame war coming.
>>34822870FI am a liar
>>34822896No, I'd be more confused than anything.
>>34822894Yeah, of course. Im very good at communicating my needs. Its just rather annoying to some guys. :(
Femanon, do you got that ooey gooey slippy grippy and do it squirt like a super soaker?
>>34822912oops sorry I was smoking
>>34822921Whatcha smoken
>>34822918Personally I say cringe, but that simply means you and me would never make a couple. Whats wrong with simply looking for the guys who are into that kind of stuff instead of seething at those who aren't?
>>34822912Flame broiled?
Death to Israel
>>34822914How big are the lies?
>>34822924How am I seething?
>>34822908This is pretty much spot on for me too, except I dont really converse with people at work and have been trying to 'put myself out there more' in hopes of attracting real forever friends.
>>34822918You sound very sweet.
>>34822632Women, what do you goon to?
>>34822924Nta but the only one seething seems to be you
>>34822933my imagination
>>34822933My thoughts. Solo blonde men?>>34822932Thanks, anon. :)
>>34822927From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
>>34822929I assumed this was you: >>34822885If it wasn't , sorry
Sometimes, I wrap my head around it all, and it makes perfect sense.
>>34822927Death to America
>>34822920KEK I feel so called out by this.. my cheeks blushing
What was the point of my coworker adding me then not texting me anything? She even told me to add her 3 months ago and I just didn't until she herself added me a month ago kekWouldn't she text me first or ask me out herself if she was romantically interested?
Should I get high after work
>>34822942It’s been dead for over sixty years
>>34822920Is to slippery a thing?
>>34822945Maybe. How often do you do it? Are you going to put off anything that needs doing while you’re high?
Women, is using a lube during sex oh wait who am I talking to fucking women
Meep. Meep.
>>34822944>Wouldn't she text me first or ask me out herself if she was romantically interested?Anon
>>34822949No but that would be really funny
>>34822952Bad time for fun larps, we’re about to start a Judaism/Islamism debate.
>>34822870I'm permanently tired
>>34822956Meep? Meep...
>>34822957Welcome to the club
>>34822953What? It's true. Women know that men carry more risk at work
>>34822958KekWhat is he doing
>>34822956Dee dee dee dee!
>>34822963No, they don't, because there isn't any "risk" involved in normal social interatction like asking someone out. And even if, not making the first move is not just some strategic choice by women. Most of them are also genuine pussies and too scared.
>>34822937>>34822936Elaborate
>>34822870M>or would beI have a hard time telling people things that I feel like they should intuitively sense (eg., that they hurt my feelings with something they said), so I stew a lot unless someone notices and asks me about it. But I'm also really funny and people-pleasing so I hide it well until it overwhelms me.I think I'm also kind of manipulative. I think about the things I should say to people in various situations a lot, with good intentions, but I've been told it's weird, like I try to "aim" people's reactions to me instead of being completely authentic.I would like to think that an assertive and caring person could harness these qualities and make me into their personal blob of pure devotion and loyalty, but that's a little overly romantic probably.
>>34822945Depends heavily on the drug, what your job is, and your chances of getting in trouble.>>34822952>>34822958>>34822966Cute birds.
>>34822820why not?
>>34822870>What is, or would be, the hardest part about being in a relationship with you?I'm very stubborn and I procrastinate
>>34822966Are you another birder, anon? Sometimes I wish I were a bird in eternal bond.>>34822970Elaborate how? I like blondes with swoopy hair and fit bodies and I like watching them jack off... and maybe play with their asses because Im a fujo.>>34822964Bein silly. :)>>34822940No, that wasn't me. Youre fine!
>>34822871gimme some pointers
Imagine shooting those things with a pellet gun and eating them
>>34822949>>34822954https://youtu.be/m07OBm87gwE
do people really plan "getting high?" its normal for college kids to take thc edibles and go to class high, lmao.
>>34822802Do you have any studies that show the reverse?
>>34822762yeah kinda
>>34822972adhd?
>>34822969>No, they don't, because there isn't any "risk" involved in normal social interatction like asking someone out.There is. If she rejects you and tells every other girl about it, you can't ask out anyone again at work. It will forever be awkward and you will wonder if the next girl you get along with knows that you got rejected
>>34822981>Sometimes I wish I were a bird in eternal bond.NTA but if I could choose to reincarnate as anything it'd be this
>>34822990Some drugs do way more than just getting you stoned, so yeah. Plus it's one thing to be stoned in class and another thing to be stoned at your job.
Why do women think this babykiller is innocent?
>>34822986>Real question is why aren't women more racist considering brown men are more dangerous than white ones?Because they already know that but they will always default and say it's 'men' as a general statement. Women always want to have their cake and eat it too so that means they will say men are violent to vent frustration but won't say which men so she gets to look socially good. They're too pussy to identify which men
>>34822873>>34822891>>34822918Idk that doesn't sound too bad
>>34822998Who
>>34822998Lazy social media bait.>>34822986>>34822999Cope bait.
>>34822981>Are you another birder, anon?>Sometimes I wish I were a bird in eternal bond.Not quite, but I do stare out of my windows pretty often. I don’t have any feeders out or own binoculars.My granddad though, that’s his whole thing. He went to the trouble to get his land certified as a bird sanctuary.I remember the wall clock in his house had little illustrations of birds instead of numbers, and the clock would sound the call of whatever the bird of the hour was at the top of the hour.Also the tonal whiplash between your first reply and the next one lmao. Fujos are cute.
>>34822993Is any of that an ADHD thing? I haven't been tested but multiple friends (with ADHD) have recommended I get screened over the past eight years or so, for unrelated reasons. I've just never gotten around to it.
>>34823000Sounds great to me lol, shame she’s had bad luck with men
>>34822994>If she rejects you and tells every other girl about itThats not how it works. Was it aporblem when a girl rejected you in school? No.>It will forever be awkwardIts not awkward unles you make it awkward. Just pretend nothing ever happened.
It’s so funny how all anglo saxon men look exactly the same
>>34823004Yeah it's 100% resembling adhd profile
Women, do you like the male gaze?
>>34822664>The birth rate is truly fuckedWho cares?>>34822708>What has to go wrong with someone's mind for them to unironically seek out country music?I love country. So probably hardship.>>34822761>Females this is your husband for tonight how sexually excited does this make you feelPicrel>>34822833>Do you hate the colour of your skin? Do you wish you were white?I used to. Now I love myself. >>34822852>Men, thoughts on licking woman's ass hole?Us men should totally do it more. Right, fellas?>>34822927That's so hot.>>34822933>Women, what do you goon to?Fanfiction, art, and animation.
>>34823008D:< we come in at least like four different models thanks
>>34823011>I love country. So probably hardship.Real.
>>34822922big fat brisket
Her boyfriend raped her
>>34823011>Who cares?Anyone planning on getting old should probably care
>>34822945>Should I get high after workNo.
>>34823003Your grandfather sounds awesome.>Tonal whiplashEhee sorryy! Listen, he asked.>>34822998Although I havent been following the case, I dont think shes innocent, but I think that post-partum psychosis is a very real and debilitating condition and ultimately she was failed by the system. >>34823000>>34823005Aw thanks. :)
>>34823010its fine
>>34822927Why on earth should I choose muslims over jews?
>>34823019Who?
>>34822949>Is to slippery a thing?Oh goodness, yes. One of my exes had a problem with that. We usually had to stop and wipe down two or three times during sex. If there's too much lubrication you can't feel anything.
>>34823019>boyfriend>rapeWhat??
>>34823020It's a pyramid scheme.
>>34823009What the fuck, weird. I guess I should finally figure out my insurance stuff and get tested. Been meaning to do so mostly for work related reasons, for years. If I actually manage to get around to it I'll let /atoga/ know how it goes, lol.
>>34822972Hi Mr. Nice Guy!
>>34823033And?
>>34823040Don't like her sneer
>>34822998No idea but she should be executed for murdering her kids. I'm guessing she'll be haunted by her children's ghosts.
>>34823023>>Although I havent been following the case, I dont think shes innocent, but I think that post-partum psychosis is a very real and debilitating condition and ultimately she was failed by the system.>"It's not dey fault dey women kill dey kids! It's completely biological! We need more daddy government!"
>>34823018Can I come over
>>34822950>How often do you do it?Not very >Are you going to put off anything that needs doing while you’re high?Probably lol>>34822973>Depends heavily on the drugDMT >what your job is, and your chances of getting in trouble.Like zero>>34823021Why not
>>34823051DMT is a waste of time imo. Do it if you have to, I guess. It’s just fifteen minutes of drug-induced psychosis.
>>34823029Should have been a man and slurped it up instead
>>34822972Why the fuck would you want soneone else to "harness " into being their personal bitch?Grow a spine, get therapy if you cant manage that without help, but get it done. Otherwise your fate is that of a r*dditor. wifeguy at best, or a miserable beta buxer at worst.No woman who looks for an equal, respectable partner will do what you want.
>>34823051>DMTOkay well DMT trips are pretty short, so I guess it wouldn't be too much of an issue to do it at work, but you might get fucked over by a bad trip.
>>34822990I like to plan when I get high because being high in public is1. Trashy2. Not fun
>>34823053>Should have been a man and slurped it up insteadThat would have required me to have a tongue capable of reaching her cervix.
>>34823035Yeah it's worth it. After I got adhd meds I stopped being a people pleaser turned out it wasn't even people pleasing for manipulation it was because I was always a and listener and truthfully didn't give a shit about other people's thoughts but school conditions you into pretending to focus/care so you develop people pleasing because it guarantees people won't nag or whine or reject you over BS. Once I got meds I figured out I am an asshole and ive been enjoying asshole honesty ever since 10/10
>>34823048I know that youre twisting my words in bad faith to bait me but I think I gave a very balanced perspective. Shes sick with a very well documented illness, but ultimately she took her children's life. Two things can be true. Her illness is a mitigating circumstance, that doesnt mean she shouldnt be found guilty.
>>34823060a bad listener **
Should I let my boyfriend win at chess?We both like chess and we're rated kind of similar, but I've been winning most out games with checkmate lately. I know he's very prideful and competitive and even if he got better at not lashing out, he's probably angry inside that he's losing. What would make him love me more? Winning against me and feeling masculine and proud of himself, or losing and feeling respect for my intellect? Not sure what to do
Is this place still filled mentally ill trolls?>>34822664It's fine anon, Africa will carry the torch.
>>34823064Ick in 3 2 1
>>34823064I wouldn’t wanna be with someone who was such a bad sport that they couldn’t handle losing to me in chess, personally.I think you should keep beating him, maybe even give him some pointers if he seems at all receptive to it.
>>34823064Please break up with him.
>>34823066Most people are mentally ill as fuck here that's why they have to ask the opposite gender on a chink forum in the first place
>>34822632Chat, is she a baddie?
>>34823062>he was angry when he beat her>it's a very well documented illness, rage>it's a mitigating circumstance, it doesn't mean he's not guilty of beating her>in reality, the system failed to treat him before it was too latewomen literally cannot process what equal accountability between genders would look like. you're proof
>>34823020>Anyone planning on getting old should probably careBring back pensions. Social security was designed to fail.>>34823040My trained eye tells me she is a starfish and has an upward curve in her spine when doing doggy.>>34823072>Chat, is she a baddie?No, but they made her weaker and more retarded than comic Jean Grey, which is saying something.
50% of women could beat me in an arm wrestle
Eomen, how do you make it so that your hair isnt constantl hangin in your face?Been growing it out, and its starting to really annoy me.
>>34823069>>34823068He's a great boyfriend, he just hates losing at games and got angry once. We talked about it and he doesn't get visibly angry anymore but he's probably boiling inside now I'm on a streak so I'm wondering if I should give him a little ego boost so we can keep playing happily
>>34823074>My trained eye tells me she is a starfish and has an upward curve in her spine when doing doggy.The male gaze agrees and suspects she also doles out some really corny, porno-style dirty talk while she fucks.
If you're a chess gm does it automatically mean you're smart or do you still have the capacity to be mine bogglingly retarded?
>>34823074Pensions depend on growth over time, something that won't happen if there aren't enough humans here
>>34823079I don’t think you should. If I were in his shoes, that would be much more damaging to my pride.
>>34823081hikaru nakamura has an IQ of 100. not retarded but pretty average
>>34823073NTABut she did say the woman should be found guilty? Sounds pretty pro-accountability to me.
Coffee #2
I got dry socket
>>34823072Yes
>>34823074Idk if she's "weaker"Probably weaker than the full adult Jean from the comics but like she develops the full telekinesis and telepathy in the movieProbably more powerful than Famke Janssen was in the first films (outside full Phoenix force)
>2 namefags appear within 10 seconds So is this coordinated or
>>34823079Male hereNo don't give him a free win men don't enjoy that, that would bruise his pride more. Double down and play as though your life depended on it and show now mercy and keep doing that non stop, once he finally wins legitimately the high from that is going to be comparable to orgasm once he finally does it there's a reason why shit like elden ring and dark souls appeals to males we enjoy the mental torture so when we win the win feels like a dopamine hit.
>>34823093I think we might all just be internet addicts anon
>>34823083>>34823094Obviously she'd play it off as his own win you dolts
>>34823093three
Cried from the pain took a nap
>>34823086Exactly. If a man was in psychosis it would also be a mitigating circumstance legally speaking. I think anon is just schizophrenic.>>34823072Is she even legal? This looks like a child.
>>34823096You don’t think he’d be able to tell? He would.
>>34823057its not trashy to be high in public thats just ego
>>34823094Should I study chess so it's even harder for him? I'm just winging it so far but I like the idea of him being into playing chess with me like he would be into a video game
>>34823087Latte(large) #1>:(
>>34823106If he's dumb enough to lose to a woman at chess he's dumb enough not to catch on
>>34823107Bro lmfao… it is. You can’t be serious
>>34823105The actress is 24
>>34823102Wisdom teeth removal is no joke.
>>34823105>If a man was in psychosis it would also be a mitigating circumstance legally speakingI never understood this defense. Psycho or not they're still a danger it shouldn't "mitigate" anything
>>34823111The dentist cleaned it out and put some medicine on it. I have to do it again tomorrow if it’s bad.
>>34823108Yes study it and make it even harder trust me when I say it, men love impossible challenges it gets their problem solving parts of their brain fired up he will keep coming back for more especially if you're a girl he will want to prove a point to himself about it, don't be intimidated by his anger because for a lot of us men we innately understand anger isn't a bad feeling many of us enjoy anger. The types of men who can't control their anger are the ones who try to bottle it and pretend they never get angry
Why didn’t anyone remind me to use my medicated mouthwash, brah
>>34823121Nta but impossible challenges just make me give up, wtf is the point of slamming your head against a wall
>>34823108Learn it together. Learn openings and git gud together.I loved doing this with an ex until she got bored with it.
>>34823122I got some medicated mouthwash for you (it's cum)
>>34823111Why is this man Babidi’s sex slave
>>34823116Its not a defense, really. Im open to other legal philosophies but this is just U.S. law. Psychosis is a mitigating circumstance for violent crime in the U.S. look it up. MY PHILOSOPHY:As for post partum psychosis, its usually acute and temporary, thus she is unlikely to be a danger to anyone once let out. Im not sure what the point in keeping her in prison for life is? Eye for an eye is so primitive and mesopotamian. Life is more complex. I think probably manslaughter or second degree murder is appropriate.
>>34823123Because it's not impossible so long as you have conviction you eventually win, the chess girl here is only human she has tiredness she has fatigue she also bleeds and has off days she also makes mistakes and the fun is persisting until you catch them slipping and you win
>>34823134Thanks for respecting my pronouns
>>34823112its really not you just have preconceived notions of what is "right" and the "correct" way to act.
>>34823111>>34823118lel, two cheaters finally met
>>34823066The fertility rate in Africa is crashing btw
Pretty certain if I had a gf I'd probably end up killing myself 2bh
What do you think goes through a bull's head after he cucks some dude?
>>34823023>post-partum psychosisWomen, why are you scary like that?
>>34823147>I wonder if this guy realizes he is mentally ill
>>34823148NTAPost-partum depression is an issue that can occur sometimes and yes, it can lead to psychosis in a few instances. But it's not very common if you're worried about the future mother of your children losing her mind.
>>34823148It's because women can't into accountability. If she ever murders it's because muh trauma muh psychosis. If a man does it he's always the devil
>>34823137It isn’t polite or respectful towards others to be high in public outside of smoking lounges, bars or concerts.Children and families could be around, and it’s wise to try to set a good example for impressionable people.I really hope you’re just taking the piss and I’m too oblivious to tell this is bait
>>34823147>This feels super gay, but I want pussy too badly to dwell on it
>>34823150And you call us creeps, femanons?
>>34823143Why? I would feel so much better if I was not almost certain that I'll be spending the rest of my life in isolation.
>>34823158Considering that men still murder and rape far more often than women, yes.
>>34823159UhMaybe get friends and hobbies and shit? Motherfuckers cant handle basic social stuff and want a full blown relationship baka
>>34823150>Post-partum depressionElf said that's what made her cheat on her first husband with her future second husband before she cheated on him too, but that one was from alcohol
>>34823161Why do females choose to date violent men? You're encouraging this behaviour.
>>34823164>Namefag uses a real medical condition she most likely doesn't have to be more sympatheticDoesn't surprise me.>>34823165Why do males choose to have children with women who murder them due to post-partum psychosis? You're encouraging this behavior.
>>34823166Men settle, they don't choose. You're not smart.
It’s the insufferably angry dumbasses arguing about nothing hour on uh toga
>>34823168>Loser male projecting his loser status onto all menYou're boring and predictable.
>>34823168Speak for yourself, for god’s sake.
>>34823150>But it's not very common if you're worried about the future mother of your children losing her mind.Are there signs for that? Should we just restrain women for a couple of days after giving birth?
I wish I could date and fix a BPD girl
I wish I could get an avoidant girl to open up to me
>>34822664>men are chipping in more>insignificant amount likelySounds like males are still the problem
>>34823172>>34823175Only 1% of men can choose. Most settle for their gfs because the alternative is fucking their own hand.
>>34823176I'm not a medical expert so I can't say, but having the woman be regularly checked in by a therapist if she's feeling unhappy after birth would probably be a good idea. The real serious shit tend to come from cases that last longer than two weeks, and that's when you should start showing concern.
Women would you find watching your man soldering or working on something hot
giving enough time, would you forgive the man that brutalized and murdered your husband with a bat to his head?
>>34823171Let's talk about something fun
I could fix a BPD girl, I could fix an avoidant bird. If given the chance I would I would
>>34823186Who still watches that lame show?
>>34823186Only if it turned out that my husband was a pedophile, a rapist, or a serial killer.
I really really really want my wife to wear lingerie and dress more sexy in general. When we first started dating I bought her some lingerie and costumes which she wore for me once or twice but she never wears lingerie of her own choosing and I feel ridiculous asking. How can I get her to surprise me by wearing lingerie of her own choosing? Also how do I get her to dress better in general? She just wears t shirts and pants all day. When we first started dating she would actually wear cute outfits and stuff but now it seems like she doesn’t care anymore. It kinda bothers me because I am still dressing well and taking care of myself and she loves my style and how well I take care of myself but she doesn’t do the same. And yes I have told her how I feel multiple times btw. I don’t know how to get through to her. I love my wife for many reasons but taking care of your physical appearance and being sexy and beautiful is really important to me.
>>34823191I think that by now everyone consumes it through cultural osmosis only
>>34823185a bit yeah. i would like to watch anyway because soldering is satisfying to watch
>>34823168>Men settle, they don't choose. You're not smart.Gayest thing I read in a while. Men choose, simps settle for anything that gives him attention
>>34823193Idk talk to her about it?
>>34823187I like girls
>>34823197Like I said I have had multiple conversations about this with her.
State genderWould you consider yourself an optimist or a pessimist?MI'd say I'm an optimist despite being a neurotic introvert and it's one of the things I like the most about myself.
>>34823193>And yes I have told her how I feel multiple times btw.Collect your thoughts and tell her again.>I don’t know how to get through to her.>I love my wife for many reasons but taking care of your physical appearance and being sexy and beautiful is really important to me.Tell her these things too.
>>34823203Foptimist
>>34823185It would make him interesting, not everyone have to be hot
One of the most arrogant and egotistical people I've ever met
I can now do one (1) clean pullup, but not more. How do I go from here?
>>34823207Who?
>>34823196Yeah, I'm sure you choose all the hot girls, anon.
>>34823206I meant everything.
>>34823163I have hobbies, but making friends is honestly harder than getting a girlfriend at this point. It feels both are unlikely THOUGH. I'm trying HOWEVER.
>>34823147>What do you think goes through a bull's head after he cucks some dude?I assume anyone that goes along with it is as equally pathetic as the cuck, and I don't know what goes through the mind of pathetic people. I know what SHOULD go through their mind. A bullet.>>34823185>soldering>hotBy definition>>34823186>would you forgive the man that brutalized and murdered your husband with a bat to his head?No, especially if I had also lost the rest of my family and my son was a constant reminder of the person I love who had their brains scattered in front of me. I don't even care if the perpetrator looked like Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I would make Theon Greyjoy's fate look like paradise.
>>34823203MI’m an optimist and a bit of an idealist. My head is in the clouds sometimes.
>>34823182
>>34823193That's women in a nutshell they stop trying when they feel 100% secure in the relationship/marriage especially if you're a good boy who has closed off all contact with other women. This means the woman knows there is no longer any reason to put effort in since you got no female options + you made everything 100% secure for her unconditionally so she gets lazy and complacent. Where most men fuck up at this point is they assume they have to become unfaithful or abusive to get her to try again, the answer is you stop kissing her ass emotionally 24/7 stop caring so much about her but don't be a cold dickhead either just start focusing on your own goals and plans and go see to them. This will naturally put you among people outside your marriage naturally, some of those will be women. You don't need to talk to other women or consciously hit them up, they'll see a motivated married man on his own with no wife around and they'll be firing off the signals themselves, at that point your wife will wake the fuck up and put effort in
>>34823209You
>>34822796>the pheromones retard is STILL here
>>34823209Me
>>34823216>if you're a good boy who has closed off all contact with other women.Why the fuck would you do that? Theres no harm in some innocent light flirting here and there. Reminder that 19th century romantic literature and Disney Movies aren't a manual to actual life, not do they represent it. And don't give pointless guarantees like marriage, it gets you no benefits and only makes the woman complacent faster.
I wish I could develop healthy relationships instead of dying alone, but I think I have to learn to be alone.
>look up speedrun of a game I just finished>runner is a MTFThe voice always gives them away, even when they have the shittiest mics.At least the speedrun was alright.
>>34823203FI guess a little bit of both. I'm of the opinion that human beings never learn from their mistakes and they will always continue to do the same shit with new technology. That said, due to the cyclical nature of humanity, that means bad times will always have an end.
>>34823218I'm not whoever that is, its simply established science.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odour_and_sexual_attractionHere, as you are too dumb to use a search engine.
>>34823223>Why the fuck would you do that? Theres no harm in some innocent light flirting here and there. Reminder that 19th century romantic literature and Disney Movies aren't a manual to actual life, not do they represent it. And don't give pointless guarantees like marriage, it gets you no benefits and only makes the woman complacent faster.I don't but a lot of men do unfortunately. And they think it will keep their women super horny and devoted but it tends to have the opposite effect much to the shock and surprise of a lot of men
>>34823217Who am I?>>34823221Who are you?
>>34823216Tldr holy fuck what is this ADHD run on sentence slop, you did not need to use this many words to say absolutely nothing bro
>>34823230>No study has conclusively isolated or identified human sex pheromones, although various researchers have investigated the possibility of their existence.Thank you for doing the work for me to disprove your idiocy.
>>34823228And?
>>34823091
>>34823229Damn, my thoughts were so jumbled that my grammars kind fucked with this post. Whatever, it's not like it's unreadable.
>>34823236Please post never again.
>>34823208Do many of them. Rest between each one.Do dirty ones. When you're out of juice to do clean ones, you probably have one or more in you with bad form and kipping.Do negatives. Jump or kip up and then slowly let yourself down in a controlled manner.Keep doing them daily (with the occasional rest day).When you're done with your pull-ups but feel you have a little more to give, do easier exercises like inverted rows. Keep doing what you did to get to the point you're at now.
>>34823193This >>34823216
>>34823233Ok here you go retardWomen don't like men who are too available and they get bored when the man is too domesticated. Would you like a pop-up picture as well? Like a storybook?
>>34823216That’s the thing though. I am literally an attractive successful man with a prestigious career and have had other women interested in me. My wife is my first everything. I met her before I started becoming successful. I don’t want to say this but I think I may have accidentally settled for a woman who just doesn’t give a shit about taking care of herself. I can’t just divorce her because now we have kids but I am honestly not attracted to women who don’t put in effort.
>>34823243Yeah get some sock puppets and do a silly voice for me you fucking clown
>>34823244Does she know that other women are interested in you or do you protect her from the fact?
>>34823203MI have the heart and mind of a pessimist but I make life choices like an optimist.
>>34823203FPessimist. The world is too dark
>>34823240thanks, I will continue
>>34823246I have been flirted with by women (and also men) right in front of her. I have been completely honest with her about all the women who come onto me.
>>34823217I have met someone from here irl before so I really hope it isn’t me
>>34823251How are efforts on your side of the fence? You still dating her and taking her out often or making romantic gestures frequently enough as well?
>>34823239never again.
When you flash your fangs, fuck, you own this town.
>>34823244>My wife is my first everythingNot saying that thats unsalvageable, but what the fuck where you on that made you marry your very first? I was a virging forever despite havign girls be interested in me fairly often, having women be interested in you and knowing how to score/having the confidence to move on it are two very different things. You never developed the second part, which is what shes knows, so even if you made a move on any of those women you're likely to just fall flat on your face.>I can’t just divorce her because now we have kids Thats probably the main reason, as she likely knows that you think like this. Of course you can divorce her with kids , in fact its better for the kids to live with separate parents than witnessing a permanently unhappy parent and all the side effects that has. Sorry to say, but "shes my first" and "I can't divorce" is the ultimate wombo combo of convincing a woman that she has you in the bag until you die and shes free to take you for granted. One of those things isn't fixable retroactively, but the other one is. I'm not telling you to divorce, but you should make it clear (and be actually willing) that you will leave her if she doesn't get her shit together. Kids or not.
>>34823255I’m doing my best. I’m pretty busy these days. We’re not dating as much as we used to and I would love to give her more time and attention. But I’m not completely neglecting her. It’s embarrassing when I take her out and I’m dressed well, groomed and stuff and she just wears a graphic t and jeans and no make up.
>just divorce her brolol
>>34823263I believe you since you're no doubt working your balls off to maintain a standard of living for her and the kids right? How do you usually respond to her when you go out and before leaving the house she isn't dressed for the occasion what sort of things do you say or what tone do you take with her
I wish red bull wasn't 4 bucks a can
>>34823264I said BE WILLING to divorce her. Liek what the fuck do you expect to happen when you signal to a person that you will stay together with them even if they stop showering and get fat?>>34823263Have you told her as much? She can't expect you to take her out if she goes to a formal place while dressed as a slob.
>>34823261Divorce is off the table if the guy has kids. Permanently fucking your kids future over what is most likely a temporary sex dry spell is retard behavior
>>34823260But when you own the world, you're always home.Actually I just posted that song a couple days ago, ignore me.
>>34823267I don’t think you have a very firm grasp on what even presenting divorce as an option might do to the relationship between anon’s children and their parents
>>34823266It's not good for you. Just as well they're expensive so you don't drink it too often. Keep it as an occasional treat.
>>34823266I know. Such vital medicine should be covered by my insurance
>>34823268Don't project your own trauma onto others
>>34823261Yeah I know. I was actually gonna break up with her our first couple of months of dating and then we had a pregnancy scare. We took some Plan B and waited a couple of months to see if it 100% worked. But in that time I started to fall for her more and more. And in that time I got an opportunity that led to my success but I was only able to achieve my dreams and goals due to her help. It’s kinda complicated but she literally made everything possible for me. She has been by my side through thick and thin and I love her tremendously as a person but I am just not attracted to her and I’m starting to feel like I will never be sexually satisfied ever again and it’s really frustrating. And the worst part is that the only reason I’m not attracted to her is because she won’t put in 20 minutes every day to do her hair and makeup and pick out a nice outfit. She says she doesn’t feel as attractive since having kids but I still think she would look great if she put effort in. And you have to actually try to be attractive if you want to feel attractive. You won’t feel attractive looking like plain Jane or just wearing pajamas all day. And yes, I’ve told her all of this stuff too.
being in a room full of women makes me really uncomfortable, I don't know where to look
>>34823275No that was you with your horror story about 'the kids will suffer if daddy is sad' shit. Just stop being a reckless idiot telling people to divorce
>>34823255Holy fuck, fuck off with this bullshit. You're a retard.
>>34823275Even if he is, he’s completely right
>>34823272I know I did fucking cartwheels with hapiness as a ten years old when they finally, finally divorced and ended the nonstop shitshow of quiet resentment. I think you don'zt have a very firm grasp on the fact that children are very a finely attuned to their parents emotions form a very young age, and will absolutely know whats going on. "Staying together for the kids" is a retarded meme created by conservacucks who only care about people not divorcing no matter what because the church has ordained it or whatever.
>>34823279Best face.Best hands.Best boobs.Best ass.In that order.
>>34823282I think he has a crush on anon
>>34823152oh so ur retarded and care about what others think
>>34823276Get over yourself lowkey
>>34823244Honestly, just fuck escorts on the side until your wife gets better. They will dress up for you and everything.
>>34823284I’m not suggesting he stay together for the kids, just that maybe divorcing a woman he considers his other half when he doesn’t want to be with any other woman maybe might not make much sense
>>34823289Ah yes the traditional conservacuck solution. Unfortunately it destroys your integrity, and the constant lying and scheming that accomanies cheating *will* ruin OPs character once he gets into the habit of being a duplicitous cunt.
tired of being abused by everyone in this world. in the near future i am going to leave. i am going to start walking and bring NOTHING with me. tired of everyone being a hostile fuck. i won't tolerate it anymore. i will not even be a slave to materialistic desires. i won't even bring my phone or debit card. just the clothes on my back. none of this is real. i WILL be free.
>>34823291His wife already ruined the marriage by being a lazy piece of shit. Escorts will make him feel loved again, especially if he is attractive enough to have other women flirt with him.
Why do you think that, as women have gotten more and more of the things feminism has always advocated for, women have gotten less and less happy on average?
Does she really think I’m egotistical and arrogant
>>34823203FPessimist by nature but optimistic by force for most things.
>>34822870mi have autism and it's very difficult to read my emotions
>>34823285well obviously the skinny girl with almost no boobs was the best looking girl in the room that took me 10 seconds to figure out
>>34823295Lazy bait.
I had a bad dream about my ex being mean to me again.Does anyone remember their dreams from last night?
>>34823280>having 2 people scream at each other and beat each other in front of their kids is actually good Ok
>>34822802>Study from 2013Why do anons think studies are worthless after a decade? University lecturers will cite sources much older than that.
>>34823079if i were in that situation i'd be even angrier
>>34822870MI would likely not be able to do my part in terms of material things. I don't make much money. I don't spend much money.
>>34823303Scientists and researchers consider studies to be outdated after 5 years anon.
>>34823244To add, if you look around, there are also high class escorts you can take to dinner. But text them and ask for what you want specifically.
>>34822826The real question is why so few of (millennial) women are racist
I got a new phone
>>34823193theres an easy way of doing this, do you have any old pictures of her in those kinds of outfits or clothes? i would engineer a scenario where she would catch you looking at them and you could say something "man i missed when you dressed like that" or something even better that could be more suave because thats incredibly blunt
Why do musicians like to ruin songs by counting?
>>34823311Whatcha get
>>34823315I’m an iPhone user now
>>34823301>Does anyone remember their dreams from last night?yeah i had a dream that i was with someone (dont remember who) and we saw this really big caterpillar (like the size of a rat). it was really fuzzy and bright yellow. the person who i was with picked up the caterpillar, so i said "idk if thats a good idea man that caterpillar could be dangerous or something"they didnt believe me and they just kept holding the caterpillar, but it was kind of stressing me out 2bh
>>34823316Welcome to the fancy apostrophe club
>>34823316ur gonna get bitches now
>>34823308>We often receive questions about whether sources must have been published within a certain time frame to be cited in a scholarly paper. Many writers incorrectly believe in the “outdated sources” myth, which is that sources must have been published recently, such as the last 5 to 10 years.However, there is no timeliness requirement in APA Style guidelines (as defined in the Concise Guide to APA Style, Seventh Edition and Publication Manual of the American Psychological Association, Seventh Edition). Properly citing relevant sources is a key task for writers of any APA Style paper. You should “cite the work of those individuals whose ideas, theories, or research have directly influenced your work. The works you cite provide key background information, support or dispute your thesis, or offer critical definitions and data” (American Psychological Association, 2020, p. 253). We recommend citing reliable, primary sources with the most current information whenever possible.What it means to be “timely” varies across fields or disciplines. Seminal research articles and/or foundational books can remain relevant for a long time and help establish the context for a given paper. For example, Albert Bandura’s Bobo doll experiment (Bandura et al., 1961) is often cited in contemporary social and child psychology articles. Remember, APA Style has no year-related cutoff.
>>34822632Rlyy love that animation style
I’m going to the bf/gf store do you guys want anything
>>34823185Yeah @.@
>>34823318Interesting. Was it a dagger moth caterpillar or some nondescript fuzzy yellow thing? And do you think the dream was more about the bug or more about not being listened to?
>>34823301I had a dream two days ago that I was in a house so close to shore that the waves sent water into the living room
>>34823327get me ur whitest moid there pls
>>34823316Well done.
>>34823331But doctor… I am the whitest moid
>>34823327dork gf, if they are out, type A career gf
strange. there is nothing to run away from when i remember solipsism actually is true. that's how grand the act is. i can trick myself into thinking it isn't. but then i remember it is. there is nothing to run away from.
>>34823331What color are you?
>>34823327Pretty woman
>>34823327Not really
>>34823337imwhitetoo >>34823333heyy
>come to /atoga/>do my best to build other anons up>express any sort of vulnerability>other anons tear me down>I persist
>>34823185I associate soldering with my brother and my mom's dumb fat ex boyfriend. So not really.Generally I like watching men fix/make things though. I like watching them think.
>>34823335I gotchu
>>34823327Get me a tsundere anime boyfriend.
>>34823335NtaWhat about a type A dork?
You know, for all the talk about sources and studies you see in arguments all over the internet, I'm not sure I've ever seen someone actually change their mind.
>>34823339Not even if I’m buying?>>34823338I’m on it>>34823346Might have to go across town to the 2D bf/gf store for that one
>>34823347might be my preferred type of dork
>>34823329i just looked up a dagger moth caterpillar and yeah it was pretty similar to that but bigger>And do you think the dream was more about the bug or more about not being listened to?honestly i dont know if my dreams have much meaning, normally they dont make much sense at all. like a few nights ago i had a dream that a horse vomited a bunch of organs on me lol
>>34823341Bro really helping people for ego reasons
>>34823340>heyyVampires can’t enter anyone’s homes uninvited jsyk
>>34823349>buyingBe more specific
>>34823330Anything big going on in your life that you don't feel in control of? Or that you're emotional about and having a hard time keeping those emotions from negatively affecting your daily life?
>>34823341Many such cases.
>>34823354Bro forges the chains bro wears in life
i know at the highest level god is simply playing sock puppets with itself
>>34823348Arguments aren't about changing anyone's mind it's about making yourself feel better and smarter. The studies are just "I'm right" infallible weapons to them
Dork girls deserve all the plaps
>>34823356>Be more specificThe weekly ad comes out on thursdays, after they’ve gotten a fresh truck of bfs and gfs in. You pretty much have pick of the litter and I have some coupons
>>34823331do you look like this?if so, hi
Autistic girls deserve to die alone
>>34823327get me a mid gf please
>>34823367Yh
Autistic women deserve all the love I can give
Femanons, would it be okay if your bf bit your neck and drank your blood or would it only be okay if he was a real vampire?
>>34823353When I was a teen mine were really nonsensical like that. Now I think I only remember the bad ones where someone I care about is being an asshole to me for seemingly no reason. It kinda sucks. Maybe you're like me your dreams' only purpose is to make you anxious lol.
>>34823327One bf please! :)
>>34823327Artist gf please
One gf who lives in fear of me please
>>34823367Ok
>>34823349I belueve you because I an at a restaurant and Pretty Woman by Tom just started playing
>>34823369Alright, one bait-ready celebrity gf, got it>>34823375One that likes birds and wants his ass touched, I’m assuming
>>34823358Yes
>>34823373Sounds dirty/unsafe, no thanks.
>>34823374>Now I think I only remember the bad ones where someone I care about is being an asshole to me for seemingly no reasoni do have dreams like this too sometimes, and ones where my ex is mean to me as well. it does suck </3the nonsensical kinda silly dreams are definitely preferable
I keep having these really vivid and profound dreams and then forgetting them. How do I stop.
Any other moid pees sit down, never leaves the toilet lid up, listen women problems carefully, empathize with them, barely hangs out with their male friends, calls his girlfriend if there's female around, gives them flowers and random gifts, daily demonstration of affection and affirmation or is just me?
>>34823387Why? They're just dreams
>>34823384Wanna talk about it?
>>34823388Dumb bait.
>>34823388>gives them flowers and random gifts>daily demonstration of affectionShould I stop doing this
>>34823394ntaBut if you are going to be as cringe as that other anon then I'd say yes
>>34823391Nah it’s not that big a deal
>>34823394No, just don’t be performative. If those are things that come naturally to you and they’re well received, keep doing them.
>>34823390I want to remember them
>>34823388I don't pee sitting down
why dont autistic men just date autistic women
the entire internet gives me an ego death because it's performative bullshit.
>>34823388Oh wow look the stereotypical nice guy.Hope you enjoy being hen-pecked and emotionally checked out of the relationship.Cause that's what will happen in 20 years if you don't man up and actually voice your desires.
Women Would you date a man who makes breakfast burritos at 4pm
>>34823327Get me a physically clingy gf pleaseI want to have to pry her off of me when i go to work
>>34823384Well I hope you find yourself a boat or a lighthouse, good luck out there.>>34823386I'm with you I want to go back to the dreams where a goldfish the size of a football can swim in the air what is this "everything is realistic to the real world and someone you care about deeply is being a prick" bullshit lol. >>34823387How do you know they're vivid and profound if you forget them? Have you tried that thing where you write it down the moment you wake up?
>>34823387Keep a dream log next to your beg. Or record yourself describing them.
>>34823405That happened once in /adv/ history and it didn't go well
>>34823400>something big going on in your life that you don't feel in control of and feel emotional about to the point of negatively affecting your daily lifeSounds like at least a moderately-sized deal
>>34823407Nigga took it serious
>>34823407This. Fucking pussy, holy shit.
>>34823414You said or, I only agreed with the first one
>>34823405Autistic women don't like autistic men
>>34823408That sounds like a plus not a negative.
>>34823407>>34823416I refuse to believe people as naive as you post here.
>>34823411>How do you know they're vivid and profound if you forget themBecause I wake up and I'm like Woah... And the way I feel during them >Have you tried that thing where you write it down the moment you wake up?I have but I usually forget about that too. When I wake up and I'm in a stupor I don't think of that
>>34823417That wasn’t me who originally said that. That’s a relief to hear though
>>34823415Don't act like there isn't a huge subset of men currently who act like this
>>34823327Blonde fitcel himbo to heal with my infinite clingy love.
>>34823420They do. Often.Just run of the mill room temperature IQs that came here from social media
>>34823418u guys say this about literally every single group of womenis there any type of women that men think like them back?
>>34823420Maybe it's post irony?
>>34823417>YouThey're ntaBut also you said "yes" to a question that had an and/or option so you didn't exactly clarify.
OBJECTIVE SUPERFACT: Women really hate men.
>>34823428no.
>>34823427>that came here from social mediaI think they're just too fucking deranged and originate from r9k.
>>34823328Is that Daniel Thrasher?
>>34823424Nigga a "lolcow". Nigga gettin "played".
>>34823381lol sick>>34823376Sure thing, handsome guy who looks exactly like me>>34823410Shit I’ll get one for myself too>>34823425Sounds very powerful. Might be the most expensive guy in my cart
>>34823421Well nothing is going to change unless you try to change it. Do what the other person suggested and record yourself talking about it instead of writing it down. You'll have to get in the habit of it if you want to be able to do it automatically while in the stupor.
>>34823431Lazy bait
>>34823432>>34823431stop hanging around mean misandrist women
>>34823433And where do you think they came from before they came to current year /r9k/? Discord, Twitter, Twitch, YouTube and Reddit
>>34823438Baiting (You) with FACTS.
>>34823434has to be
>>34823302>having 2 people scream at each other and beat each other in front of their kids is actually goodDoes that sound like the guys marriage to you? Did he mention that's what's going on?
>>34823440I think you're grasping at straws that that is somehow really important, but I also don't care enough to argue about it.
>>34823431I really love when men are super smart but also dumb as a rock. Its so cute. Sorry if thats infantilizing. God I love men.>>34823436>expensivetrue...The type of man I like would never be interested in me. I love preppy jocks but Im just a weirdo goth bird chick.
State genderShould homeless encampments be bulldozed and trashed and their inhabitants tossed into a depleted mine?
>>34823428Dorks online like me
>>34823446FNo, I'm not a psychopath.
>>34823445>I want the man to be (trait) but also (polar opposite trait)why are females like this?
>>34823439So, all women?
>>34823446MYou're getting really silly with your questions, no.I've known some homeless and while they might be retarded, they should not be killed just because of that.
>>34823443Before you told me it's my story. If it's mine, i can add to it whatever i want.
>>34823445>The type of man I like would never be interested in me. I love preppy jocks but Im just a weirdo goth bird chick.Anon lolLife isn’t a cartoon. That guy exists
>>34823453not me
>>34823451> I want the woman to be a slut for me but also a prude before me and anytime we are in publicWhy are men like this?
>>34823446Yes, but this also applies to the american suburbs. Those should be bulldozed too. Why? Because they annoy me.
>>34823458>Why are men like this?...fuck. y'know what never mind then
>>34823459What should we have instead?
>>34823446FNo how would that help? There would be a bunch of new homeless people pretty quickly. Fix the problem permanently instead of throwing the symptom of it down a mineshaft.
>>34823462Repeat until there are none left
>>34823373He can drink it out of my pussy and my pussy only
>>34823457Yes you
She was my Roman Empire
>>34823446MaleYes their encampments should be bulldozed. But the government should built a giant encampment outside of city parameters where the homeless are sent to for refuge instead.
>>34823461We'll figure that out later
>>34823465i love men tho
>>34823451Nta. You just don't "get" it. A person can be booksmart but also have very little common sense and be slow on the uptake.
>>34823458You don't want your bf to be the same way?
>>34823382>Alright, one bait-ready celebrity gf, got itno! when I say mid I mean it
>>34823470you're describing an autistic male then
WomenBooksmart bf who's a naive goober Or street smart bf who's uneducated and the opposite basically
>>34823472A true connoisseur, wow. Had to go behind a velvet rope to get her for you
>>34823463How do you think homelessness works? There will always be new ones unless you fix the reasons people become homeless in the first place. This plan sounds like a huge waste of taxpayer money.
>>34823475Booksmart bf who's a naive goober!
>>34823478Execute all drug dealers
>>34823464What in the god damn
>>34823467>outside of city parametersHow do they access food, showers, and opportunities for work if they're trapped outside the area that has reliable public transportation though? I like the idea but they need a bus.
https://youtu.be/4bnhhbV34nI
>>34823484Labour camps where they're paid in food and fentanyl
>>34823480Since we're all stating our naïve idealistic desires, I want a a big tittied robot maid to live with me for the rest of my life.
Ligma?
>>34823480You are bad at this to the point that arguing with you about it isn't even fun. Think through your hypotheticals more if you want to use them as bait. That wouldn't fix anything and there would always be new ones of those too.
is this really the average woman on 4chan?
>>34823203Fpessimist most definitely
>>34823490God I wish
>>34823490I'm not THAT bad. Or that short.I do think I've lost a little hair from malnutrition but not like THAT.
>>34823488Yes Snake, Ligma. The WHO’s efforts to stamp out the Bofa virus backfired spectacularly, mutating it into the deadly Ligma strain.
>>34823484They don't need public transport they're not going to jobs or living like a domestic citizen they're homeless drug addicts. You can't send someone with opiate addiction in recovery to a workplace. Food can be brought to them and plumbing can go outside of city parameters easily. They should be given manual paid labour at the giant encampment, where skills are taught and education is provided by encampment workers. This opens up jobs for others & trains the homeless to re enter domesticated life & gets their unsightly camps out of the streets all at the same time.
>>34823490Why are men attracted to unhealthy and weak women?
>>34823489Think about it this way. People end up homeless because they're louts and addicted to drugs or mentally ill. If we remove them all then there are no more of them.
Femanons, would you date a dwarf?
Say you're 3 months into dating. What are small things your significant other can do to make you happy and love them more?State your gender
>>34823490I hope not. I hate short women.
>>34823490sort of wish that was me. the idea of destrroying my body for an unattainable ideal somehow appeals to me
>>34823490Horrible
>>34823505MShe could surprise me with pretty much anything and I’d be happy.Any sort of gesture that makes it clear that she loved spending the last three months with me and wants more of it would work. Could be a gift, a meal or just her looking me in the eyes and saying it.
>>34823502Because men have a protective urge that's often intertwined with patterns of what he is attracted to
>>34823486Who can legally give them fent? Think through this stuff come on. And you can't force them to stay at the camp. If it's voluntary what's to stop them from leaving and going back to the cities?
>>34823490Why doesn't she just eat a big steak? Iron deficiency cured instantly.
>>34823508Do you need help
>>34823490im underweight but i sound healthier than that person
>>34823505You could always pen a love letter and mail it to them. It is like a little present in the mail. Even if it takes some time.
>>34823511But men are already inherently stronger and larger than most women, why do they specifically need a weak unhealthy woman, concerning behavior.
>>34823516I wouldn't know what to write, that sounds a bit awkward desu. A meal or a gift feels more natural
>>34823517To give their strength a purpose to protect those who are weak
>>34823515>>34823498Ever suffered from an eating disorder? Or still are?>>34823508>destrroying my bodyBut that would lead to a very miserable existence and/or death.
>>34823480>>34823446America is a disease
>>34823512>Who can legally give them fent?Govt provided fent >And you can't force them to stay at the camp.Shoot them if they try to leave. If they get drugs then they'll stay
>>34823504Yes, I have dated 5'9 dudes
>>34823502Easier to control and manipulate
>>34823486>fentanylWould make more sense to give them whatever is the alternative to that. Like what would be used as a substitute during rehab.
>>34823490Even this type of woman has had 5 bfs and 13 hookups, despite barely being alive.
>>34823503If you remove them all there could be a new one tomorrow. The only way your system would work would be to kill all people period not just the currently homeless ones. Plenty of relatively normal people are homeless right now they're just the ones living in their cars.>>34823501>just make a bunch of malnourished drug addicts do physical labor You hear how bad this plan is right? It sound incredibly inefficient. Some of them already do have the skills. It's like none of you have ever lived out of your car or spoken to a homeless person. Yeah plenty of them are crazies but there are a lot of them who would do just fine if they were set up with regular access to a safe place to sleep and get clean, some food, and transportation to a job.
>>34823530They don't crave that though
>>34823531given the fact she had a Marceline pfp chances of bfs are slim probably lesbian
>>34823523>Ever suffered from an eating disorder? Or still are?ive never been diagnosed with anything but i think i might have ARFID
>>34823502>>34823517It's the thought that they are even crazier in bed.
>>34823518>I wouldn't know what to writeYou write about their best qualities. The things you see in them that they might not see. Take time to really think over who they are and what they mean to you.>that sounds a bit awkward desuYou make things awkward. They don't have to be. If you struggle filling in words. You could always make some cute drawings.> A meal or a gift feels more naturalSure, a meal can be easier. I'd just point out if you were doing that you would probably also want to set the mood. Decorate the dining room table, add candles, maybe a record player set to low.You don't have to do the letter. It would be a nice gift. The point I'm making is that you need to be deliberate and considerate when planning this. They will notice and be appreciative.
>>34823456Kinda? Idk were part of different worlds I think. I find conservative looking men really hot but I find them morally reprehensible.>>34823473Yes.
>>34823532You and I aren't homeless and neither are most people. Not everyone becomes homeless. >Plenty of relatively normal people are homeless right now they're just the ones living in their carsThose aren't the ones I'm talking about. They don't stay homeless or do drugs or build tents in public parks
>>34823531>>34823534in this case, she has a child from a father who is barely around and she posts nudes online and is seeking for underaged boys
>>34823193Have you even thrown a house date for her to wear the bullshit you want? Use your fucking brain moron. Is she going to wear it out of the house? No? Fix her a dinner and watch a movie at home in costume.
>>34823505MSunno never dated
I'm here, I'm queer, what's up?
>>34823523Technically an unspecified eating disorder. I am afraid of getting fat but I restrict because food is disgusting not because I'm afraid of becoming disgusting. I think it's the autism I hate textures in my mouth. I'll suck a dick no problem but broccoli stems? Get the fuck outta here.
do you like the movie the big short? i love that movie
What makes a woman good in bed?
>>34823535>mightAny symptoms or behaviour?Ever had a bf cook for you?
>>34823541So yes, has had online bfs and online-offline hookups
>>34823544Hey
Femanons, how plapable are you?
>>34823548Submission and good communicationOne lets me do what I wantThe other makes sure I know if she is or isn't enjoying it
>>34823548she does something and seems to like seeing the man's body as opposed to looking at her phone while it happens
>>34823546>I'll suck a dick no problem but broccoli stems?I hope that is because you're not chewing on dicks.Do you primarily take your calories in through liquids like soup?
>>34822632The did the meme
>>34823544You die soon
>>34823532You've contradicted your own complaint. You frame them as malnourished druggies in your greentext then go on to say a lot would do fine if they were set up with a job. Pick one anon, they're either to enfeebled to do manual paid labour or they're not.I am not suggesting we start them in full balls to the wall manual labour more like a procedural reintegration, where they can pick their own contributed hours per week and slowly increase it. They've undoubtedly been unemployed for years or decades and it takes a slow tapering back into working life. You can't just expect them to reintegrate overnight that's why expecting they will go straight to a job is bullshit. Homeless people always whine and complain about "if I just had a job man" when all they need to do is just stop getting drunk or high and go to a clothes bank where shape clothes are given out for free and then go make calls or show up to businesses and ask for the work. But they don't do that do they? Big reason is because they have mental baggage to unravel whether that's from disorder or addiction & they need a base of operations to live out of. An government run encampment can provide that
>>34823547love it
>>34823540I have been before. And yeah some of them who are functional at first do get to that point if they stay stuck homeless for long enough. If you think the drug addict tenters are useless and hopeless then why do you want to give them job training? Make it make sense. Why are men like this they just say whatever sounds best in the moment and don't actually care if it's correct or helpful you sound like my brother rn.
>>34823550yes anon women need to get pregnant in real life and not minecraft to have children i am glad you figured that out yourself
>>34823557>TheKekShe*
>>34823548I'll answer this question in 2030. I'll have a sex life by then.
>>34823554>>34823555that's too easy
>>34823506So you like women 5'7 and up? How tall are you?
>>34823557she looks like kaya if you squint.
>>34823541>she posts nudes online and is seeking for underaged boysOh ok so her pity story is fake then alright. I've met girls like this they lie about being sick or unwell for free attention or money. Lots of VTubers do this shit too when asking for patreon cash
>>34823548Her feeling sexy and enjoying sex. Insecurity is very offputting
>>34823568>kayawho?
>>34823566You've met women who are good communicators in the bedroom?Please enlighten me, oh wise sage. Where are these unicorns?
>>34823556I'm not big on soup. Hate creamy soups. I like smoothies though.I don't hate chewing on principle I just hate the texture of a lot of chewed foods. Yesterday I think a majority of my calories came from peanut butter and chocolate milk. Why? Just making conversation?
>>34823418I don't date autistic men because a large percentage of them are either neo-nazis or borderline trannies with their political aggressiveness.Also I don't want to have to take care of an entire family of autists knowing I'll be put in the caretaker role because of my gender. So I'm celibate.
>>34823571Can you give precise examples of what not to do that would seem insecure?
>>34823559They're not a monolith anon.You are simultaneously trying way too hard and not nearly hard enough.
>>34823562You are confusing one anon for another. You aren't thinking clearly, homelessness is something that fucks their minds up whether or not they were druggies. They need a slow and gradually reintegration into society, you can't just expect them to take to a full time job right away I have seen this happen where they are given full time work and they always quit weeks later
>>34823549>Any symptoms or behaviour?there are certain foods that i really despise the texture/smell/appearance of. they are really repulsive to me and it is comparable to the level of disgust i would get from looking at poo. i cannot eat if other people are eating them near me, so often i try to eat alone and at different times to other people.also i feel like i just dont get hungry as much as other people. often food just doesnt really register as food to me and it is a real chore to eat anything, so i skip meals or dont manage to finish my meals.>Ever had a bf cook for you?no, never had a bf </3
>>34823533NTAAnd? If you want there to be less drug addicts, ending current drug addictions is a good way of doing that.
>>34823518Think about where and how you met him.
>>348235675’6 is my lower limit. I’m 6’5.
>>34823574What's communication supposed to be like?Things like "that angle is not right, do it like this instead", "I'd like you to do x to me", "I'd like to do x", "do you want it faster or slower", right?
>>34823569if you had seen her pics, its clear she is not just very crazy but also her hair falling out
>>34823579>They're not a monolith anonYes no shit but the homelessness epidemic does not have time to waste on your individualism semantics, there's millions of them so unfortunately a large wide generalizing net needs to be cast to begin getting the numbers down.
>>34823562>I have been beforeBut you didn't stay that way and you didn't start abusing hard drugs and becoming a nuisance to everyone else >If you think the drug addict tenters are useless and hopeless then why do you want to give them job training?Who said anything about training, they'd be slaves practically. If you want to call it a waste of money then what do you call whatever the fuck we're already doing, that shit costs way more than a few bullets and I'm not seeing any less of them on the streets >And yeah some of them who are functional at first do get to that point if they stay stuck homeless for long enough.that's the thing though, the functional ones don't stay like that. You remember the actor who made the rounds because he was homeless and on meth, they tried to help him got him a hotel room and he trashed the place, why, because people like that don't want help they're fine with their lives, they made their decision and they shouldn't be treated like victims because they aren't
>>34823581>>34823589>>34823590You miss the fact that all of your plans are bad and wouldn't work. That's the issue here. This was entertaining for a minute but I'm over it now.
>>34823583If they're removed from the public then the problem is solved. What happens to the addict is irrelevant as long as they stay out
>>34823577Not really, a girl who feels sexy just moves differently to one who isn't confident in her appeal
>>34823575>Why? Just making conversation?I've seen documentaries about similar issues and I know some people who are suffering from long covid who never got their taste sense back properly. Worst case, everything smells and tastes horrible, like rotten eggs, puke and poop.It's probably not that bad for you, but what you described reminded me of it, so I was curious. Do you prefer not to talk about it?
>>34823593Ok, what should we do then
Do women have any tips on how to forget a woman?
>>34823593No your thing is you think the plans don't 'feel good' and they never will because handling homeless drug addicts is never a pleasant affair and neither are the solutions I am sorry we don't be have a Disney cartoon happy ending where they get to whistle Dixie into the sunset where all of their pathological issues are solved overnight skipping merrily to jobs and having a change of heart, reality doesn't work like that
How do I cope with the fact that dating a girl means I would eventually get cheated on? Especially if they're attractive
Women, is it an ick if he can't grow facial or body hair?
>>34823586>right?Sort of, you'll find most people have difficulty explaining their fetishes and/or having trouble communicating when they are uncomfortable in a situation. Usually due to them wanting to please the other person.It causes resentment, and mostly comes down to peoples per-concived notions of sex.The point being people assume and it causes issues. Don't assume stuff about your partner and talk about "everything" openly and vulnerably.
>>34823600Find something immersive to do like tryhard a videogame, learn a new skill or overworking yourself, and also use porn, and meet other women, and tell yourself she's a whore
>>34823582>there are certain foods that i really despise the texture/smell/appearance of.Has this always been the case or did that develop over the years?I have a few foods I can't eat anymore either, but generally I am not affected by it.>i skip meals or dont manage to finish my meals.I don't want to psycho-analyze from a distance, but that sounds a bit concerning?Covering your base metabolic rate is important and I hope you're doing that.>no, never had a bf </3:(
>>34823597This has been an issue for me since childhood, not covid related. No I just don't think it's very interesting so I figured you had a reason for asking.
>>34823602Only date men.Its the only way not to get cheated on by girls
>>34823602Dumb bait.
>>34823603Only a little.I prefer body hair but don't need it.If he has a shitty beard and is oblivious to it that's a bit of an ick. If he can't grow one and grooms himself accordingly to look the best he can it's not an ick but it's also not my favorite.
>>34823611I'm not baiting
>>34823607I have some personal reasons for caring about people with eating disorders, so it usually pieques my interest.
I'm gonna pour hot oil down the drain
>>34823615>it's a fetish thing Oh fuck off then
>>34823602I give the women I date a pass to cheat on me. Women have had it hard, let them get some big cock idc.
>>34823603F. A little, yeah. I find beards attractive, so I'd probably be unlikely to find him attractive if he couldn't grow one in the first place.
>>34823613So you're just an overly paranoid retard then.
>>34823611Damn girl are you here 24/7
>>34823585Just date trannies at this point
>>34823617You could not be more wrong, creep.
>>34823544There's a lotta queers here
>>34823617Nta but how you assumed that was insane amounts of bad faith. Anon could have a loved one who suffered from similar retard
the exchange students have arrivedI'm not going to fall for it this time, but I might try to make some friends.
>>34823606>Has this always been the case or did that develop over the years?it has always been the case. i remember i hated lunch time at school when i was a kid because everyone was expected to eat in the same room>but that sounds a bit concerning?honestly yeah it is not ideal. people worry about me sometimes and sometimes i lie to them and say that ive eaten more than i have because i dont want them to worry more.i have actually spoken to professionals about it twice, but both times they basically just asked me questions to assess if i have anorexia. once they confirmed that i wasnt intentionally restricting my intake, they didnt seem to care
>>34823553It'll echo.
I love average women, especially when they are gingers.
Should I blow 100+ bucks on something I'm probably never going to use but would be fun to do
>>34823603I hate facial hair. Only a little stubble is okay.
>>34823634An escort?
>>34823609yeah but men cheat on each other way more than women cheat on menAlso either way you're being cucked by another guy
>>34823625>>34823629What's with the nasty attitude today from everybody? No one wants to banter.
>>34823621Well I can't help it, there's too much goddamn NTR and stories about it online
>>34823638That's not banter that's called being a dickhead at least wait until intentions are stayed before firing off
>>34823636No
>>34823638>banterThat was not that.
>>34823602Let her be a hotwife that way it's not cheating
>>34823382>One that likes birds and wants his ass touched, I’m assumingIm NTA. My future bf doesnt need to love birds or anything, but Id appreciate it if he indulged in my hobbies as I indulge in his. Also If he doesnt like his ass touched its not the end of the world lol.
>>34823641>>34823643He's autistic go easy on him, it's his first time with this
>>34823640>I can't help it>Conciously posts an NTR image that he conciously searched for most likely that he consciously savedThe fact people like you can vote makes me sick
>>34823602>>34823644Why not just date a 3/10 who will never cheat on you?
Average male anon here
>>34823645I realized I misread that anon after I didn’t get a response and I was like hmm I sound completely insane out of context
>>34823647That's just a hot gal anon, not an NTR image. Plus girls have bodycounts in the +twenties, I can't expect someone who's gone through 20+ dicks not to miss em
>>34823634Is it the Chinese shovel or are you somebody else
>>34823631Sounds difficult, are you ok with name stuff you like or dislike? If you'd rather not, since it makes you feel bad to think about it, you don't have to.>they didnt seem to careProbably because they couldn't put you into a box of "oh she has this".I don't mean to put you on the spot, but do you have a plan to work with it?
>>34823653No I'm a different guy
>>34823653nta he is someone else I am chinese shovel guy I decided not to buy it
>>34823649im 33 though
>>34823649I wonder if men always felt like that and never had the internet to complain about their lack of accomplishmentsor This has always been an issue that we are now seeing because places like Reddit give it so much more visibility
>>34823659men have always been insecure about their competency and potency, it 1:1 mirrors the severity of women's insecurity about their social status or their body image.
>>34823605>Find something immersive to do like tryhard a videogame, learn a new skill or overworking yourself,Have been doing this.>and also use porn,This less so>and meet other women,I honestly can’t right now, and that’s what’s making this so frustrating. I’m moving across the country soon and don’t want anything casual, so I don’t feel comfortable dating for the next couple of months.>and tell yourself she's a whoreI know she isn’t, though. I really did just want to be friends with her even if I couldn’t date her and am bummed it didn’t pan out.Just gonna take some more time, I guess.
FoidsHow can you tell if a woman is interested or if she's simply being nice?
>>34823659as if this doesnt happen to women regularly either.at least females can count on some dude bailing them out
>>34823659Were people really able to live through their 20's and 30's as NEETs 50 years ago?
>>34823663>interestedshe has sex with you>just niceshe doesnt have sex with you
>>34823649Thit sounds more like the average robot... which might not be that far off from the average atoga tard desu.
>>34823663NAG, but watch how she treats you and then watch how she treats all the other moids and see if it's different or the same
>>34823651All good, all good. :)
I want HARSHER winters. Wtf is this pussy shit they're forecasting.
It makes me very sad when someone my age or younger tells me stories about all the girlfriends, parties, and adventures they’ve had in their life, while I’ve never had any of that.
>>34823663NAG>InterestedShe’ll try to make plans with you. >Just being niceYou make all the plans, initiate all the conversations and find yourself wondering she’s interested or just being nice.
>>34823665I mean Tom Sawyer is a story about children being NEETs and their adventures.If anything it seemed easier to do it back in the day.
WomenHow would you feel if a bunch of drunk teenagers called your man a pussy among other insults and he started tearing up?
Just being nice SUCKSBe mean to me instead and just tell me to fuck off
>>34823669I wished to God this simple insight was more readily given to us guys. If I had known about this I wouldn't have missed so many obvious opportunities in the past
Women want to kill off all sub8 men.
>>34823641>>34823643I thought it was pretty clearly unserious.Now I'm actually worried it IS a sex thing since you guys got so offended.
Me and the prettiest foid in atoga as she prepares me to go and save the day (she cant parallel park)
>>34823675You know, it was hard for me to wrap my mind around it until I was talking to my friend from the Philippines complain about her younger brothers. She said they'd never want to work or study because their houses were paid for and they could just do whatever they want and then go fish and pick fruits off trees if they were hungry. The juice wasn't worth the squeeze compared to their comfortable thirdie life
>>34823672When you strip away all the social fanfare it's not so exciting.>I talked to some people>I got drunk>Music was playing>I drank some more>I went to a location>I talked at that location>I went to bed>I had a hangover
>>34823655im generally quite a picky eater but the foods that i really cant stand are mainly fruit. people eat fruit a lot around lunch time, so i dont like to eat lunch with other people.foods i like to eat are normally quite plain lol. i like macaroni, pasta, cheese and tomato pizza, crackers with cheese, leek and potato pie, tomato soup, that sort of thing.>do you have a plan to work with it?i honestly dont. my bmi is literally 15.4 though which really isnt great. maybe i should try talking to a professional again, but idk if they will care this time
>>34823683Read the room.
Women can't stand male insecurities for some reasonThey really get the ick
>>34823685I failed to parallel park in front of a femanon and was like welp if it wasn’t over it definitely is now
>>34823683It's difficult to gauge seriousness via text obviously. Remember this is text on screen no one is interpreting your words the same as your inner monologue
>>34823690Lazy bait.
Who is in the wrong here?
>>34823695MThe intended parents. That’s nuts.
>>34823695Was the baby sub 8
>>34823695The biological parents, the surrogate had more maternal instinct and hope than either of them. I hope she gets to keep the baby, the bio parents shouldn't complain the baby ran off they wanted to kill it anyway what do they care?
>>34823490No, I'm 5'6
State gender. What are some good outdoor only or outdoor centric hobbies?Right now I have a lot of indoor hobbies I but I feel that as a result my social skills have waned. What are some outdoor things that you guys may consider interesting !
>>34823695Who tf would choose a black woman as their surrogate?
why did they killed saddam hussein?
>>34823695Lady. Not her baby not her choice
>>34823695If you outsource pregnancy to someone else you don't get to override their bodily autonomy.
>>34823695Some surrogate parents are fucking insane. There was a gay couple who wanted their baby aborted because he had a cleft lip. When the couple is separated from gestating the child it's almost like they psychologically become separated from the baby and only think about the destination and not the journey. "It's not my baby until it's born" kind of weird shit as if abortions have no side-effects on women and can just be done willy nilly, pro-life or not.
>>34823702Saudis told them to
>>34823700MHiking and camping, but they can often be pretty solitary activities.I hear a lot of people enjoy bouldering. Not outdoors but at least active and outside your house.I’d think just about any sport would give you what you’re looking for too.
>>34823693Bait
>>34823690Why would I think highly of a man who thinks poorly of himself? I'm just taking his lead. He knows himself better than I know him so if he thinks he sucks I better trust him.
>>34823688>i like macaroni, pasta, cheese and tomato pizza, crackers with cheese, leek and potato pie, tomato soup, that sort of thing.Hey, that's still quite some nourishing stuff! :)Do you also don't like the taste of fruit juices?>maybe i should try talking to a professional again, but idk if they will care this timeMaybe it's worth it to go to your GP and ask them if they have some tips? And I don't mean just general tips, but know a specialist who could help you. There are nutritionist/dieticians who don't deal with just one type of eating disorder, but have studied a wide variety and can help you identify the exact things that set you off, while helping you adhere to a plan.Often, having a person to check in with regularly can already be enough, even though there is the danger of you feeling bad about it and then lying to them.
>>34823698>I hope she gets to keep the babyDoes she even want to keep the baby? Maybe she just doesn't believe in abortion. I don't know what happens after that, can the bio parents renege on accepting the child?
>>34823698>the bio parents shouldn't complain the baby ran off they wanted to kill it anywayI don't get it either, how can you even come back from this? How's your kid going to feel when they find out you sued to try to have you killed?
>>34823700Nothing, the outdoor world sucks ass. I have access to a million different worlds on my PC and I can be anything I want in those worlds.
How do I rapidly gain life experience and stories to tell and become interesting after doing nothing for years? Do I just walk around the city for hours until I see something interesting and check it out like a video game?
>>34823712Then mocking female insecurities is fair game, right?
>>34823718military
>>34823702>why did they killed saddam hussein?He started costing the US money.
Am I some kind of psychopath?
>>34823718If you live in a big city and spend most of your time in your bedroom what the actual fuck are you doing manYou’re squandering something I’m packing up my entire life and moving for
>>34823717I’m not even a computer guy but indoor is too tempting . I can workout, do cardio, play my instruments, practice boxing, game, draw all at home.But I do miss having a social life so I’d like to try one thing that forces me to be outside
>>34823723I don’t know. What makes you ask that?
>>34823715>>34823716Apparently the baby is in custody of the murderous parent, they got the baby back and promised to take care of the baby and follow the treatment for the heart condition. The heart condition is "hypoplastic left heart syndrome", which requires sufferers to have a heart transplant by age 40 since it eventually fails but prognosis is looking better for that condition.The biological parents are probably one of those typical midwit parents that can't think past black and white probability and run to the abortion when uncertainty happens or hardship. They're most likely going to be shit parents
this is some poor moids life right now
>>34823718military or go live abroad. Peace corp or teach English or go be a missionary. Literally anything that radically upends your life and makes rapid change.
If I had a pick between going on a couple of dates and having sex with the prettiest bird or having to go on one date with the sexiest femboy that looks like a woman and getting to shag him after just one date I would pick the first option and rape the femboy
>>34823700MRunning, cycling, hiking, bird watching, skateboarding, gardening.Seasonal depending on where you live: Skiing, snowboarding.Also depending on weather you can do a lot of indoor hobbies outside. Reading, sewing, knitting.
>>34823731Seems somewhat gay
>>34823709I can try hiking! Also with sports I have a hard time getting through the door because everyone I see is already decent. It’s hard to get picked up in pickup after I play one game and they know I’m a beginner or newbie
>>34823730>>34823721I can't join the military or teach English and I don't have enough money to go on big trips >>34823724I don't really know where to go or what to do here
>>34823729His fault for understanding him self. We are our own worst enemy.
>>34823718The most important life hack to being interesting is making the person talk about themselves. You literally don't have to do or say anything other than questions. You don't need life experiences or whatever, sure they can be good for when you bounce back on what they say, but you can be a good conversationalist with toddler level of life experience. Just learn how to ask thoughtful questionsMost interesting topic for everyone is themselves so talk to them about themselves
>>34823728why would I want my child to go through that
Girls, when was the last time you gave pucci
How it feels reading American posts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJNNhqNyDo
>>34823737>I don't really know where to go or what to do hereRead the local news and some magazines. Look around on google maps.Think of something you’re remotely interested in and look up places that host whatever that thing is.
>>34823729at least someone loves him am i right!?
>>34823727A lot of the opinions I have and how I think and go about life, especially compared to other people.
>>34823745Word
>>34823738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg
>>34823700rock climbingfishingbirds seeing
>>34823744June
>>34823742because what makes that condition scary is the possibility of their death. That's why guaranteeing death is retarded if you terminate. At least if the child is allowed to live you give the child fighting odds, you take away those odds by killing it
>>34823737work in bars
>>34823729need this but vice versa
>>34823737>or teach Englishkek why not? You don't even need a college degree to teach english abroadafaik Volunteering at the peace corps is free they need the labor.
At what age does it become creepy to bang under 21 year olds ( I’ll be 25 in a year)
>>34823741I hear this generic advice parroted all the time but I have no idea how to do this or if it even works
>>34823736>Also with sports I have a hard time getting through the door because everyone I see is already decentI don’t play any but have a friend who does, and he told me he was surprised by how little anyone cared about how much he sucked. You’re supposed to suck when you try new stuff, and the kinds of people who show up for those activities are just there to meet people and encourage each other to improve.
>>34823695The surrogate. Normally it's "my body my choice" but her choice was to rent uterus space to other people. It says the couple is the biological parents so they should get final say over what happens to the fetus. If she wasn't open to abortion as an option she should never have been a surrogate only had her own.
>>34823733I think we have messaged before and discussed various hobbies or unique ways to be one with nature
>>34823745My mom loves that sing, so I hate it.Also, how it feels reading a new news article every day about how the Trump administration is raping the country:https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM
>>34823698>>34823716Half the babies with that heart defect don't even make it to their 5th birthday and absolute best case scenario they live to roughly 30 where they die before their parents do. Christcuck Conservatives are retarded and don't understand this though, they just want a child to suffer with breathing problems for absolutely no reason.
>>34823764Jesus you're fucking mental
>>34823714i can actually eat some fruit flavoured things like some candy. i wouldnt drink just straight fruit juice though, especially if it has pulp>Maybe it's worth it to go to your GP and ask them if they have some tips?yeah i probably should try the GP again>There are nutritionist/dieticians who don't deal with just one type of eating disorder, but have studied a wide variety and can help you identify the exact things that set you off, while helping you adhere to a plan.that would definitely be good for me i think. hopefully i can mange to find something like that>there is the danger of you feeling bad about it and then lying to them.i do feel bad lying to people but like whenever my mom calls me she will always ask what i ate that day and i feel really bad saying that i didnt have any proper meals :(ty btw you seem nice
>>34823729Why did we turn plapjak into ai, we have plenty of soulful art already
>>34823738Underestimating*
>>3482376128
>>34823764>so they should get final say over what happens to the fetus.What if the surrogate had a life threatening health issue that required abortion? Would the bio-parents have the right to prevent her getting one?
>>34823755What's scary is them living a dogshit crippled life, they'll die some days but why would you drag that out through decades of suffering because poor feefees :(
>>34823736Any loner should focus less on hobbies specifically and more on groups. If there’s one thing I’ve learned about loners, they can turn the most social activity into a private one if they don’t have a group or club to do it with.
>>34823769By agreeing to be a surrogate you're agreeing to carry someone else's pregnancy for them. It's not yours. You should only agree to be one if you're comfortable with ALL the risks that come with it. The bio parents requesting termination included.
>>34823761Never, it's always creepy to try but if you succeed....
>>34823761You better hurry, get your banging in now before it becomes creepy
>>34823762A good way to do that is trying to understand the other person, be curious about them. Say someone tells you about a hobby they have, that you have no interest in. Start from there "Why does it interest you?" "What do you like most about it?"Say they had an argument, and reacted in a way in which you wouldn't have, ask them what their reasoning wasSay that they work in a field you have no knowledge of, ask them about the struggles and the perks of that job etc.
>>34823767ive got a condition that was supposed to kill me by age 2 yet im past 30 and healthy and have my own life and im glad my parents didn't abort me even tho I've read parents on forums abort kids with the same illness as me. Even tho their medical advice is outdated and prognosis for conditions changes and improves every 5-10 years. what was a 80% infant mortality rate yesterday is only 10% today. No idea why you keep talking about christcucks but it shows you don't actually care about the sick or the dying you only care about talking about what you don't like
>>34823761Bait
>>34823767You should read what the other anon said to you.
>>34823754Rip your moid
>>34823783Don’t be a schizo, anon is just self conscious. There’s actual bait that you let slide all the time
>>34823776>What's scary is them living a dogshit crippled life, they'll die some days but why would you drag that out through decades of suffering because poor feefees :(what do you care about it? You don't think feefees are important right? What does it matter if they are dragged through it and it feels bad, why fake empathy when you admit you don't care for feefees? At least be consistent you cluster B fuck
>>34823766There are other good songs from NZ.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZAG-8tojNk
>>34823786We broke up in july.
>>34823781And of course it works. I know it might seem weird but I've been doing this and I've had several people love me (either be agressively friendly to me or develop romantic intent) while I barely said anything about myself. Then months into knowing me they start being baffled at certain hobbies I have they had no clue about
>>34823756They won't hire me >>34823758Although I speak English I don't understand it enough to teach it. I don't live in the us either >>34823781Sounds more like performing an interview than having an experience. I've never had luck with that strategy. I sit there scratching my head trying to think of questions
>>34823790How long were you together?
>>34823771>especially if it has pulpOh yeah, I don't like that either. I want to drink or chew, not both at the same time!>i can mange to find something like thatHave you tried online help groups since the last time you got checked out?I know people shit on reddit a lot and there is some danger in exposing your issues publically, but sharing your experiences with others can help.>i feel really bad saying that i didnt have any proper meals :(I can't say if it's a good idea, but maybe tell her you are not comfortable with her asking and that it puts pressure on you. But this might be a good question to ask the specialist, like if it's something that could make you regress or help move forward.>ty btw you seem niceI'm happy to hear that. :)
an attractive and very fit chick at gym smiled to me.twice
>>34823795Say hi next time
>>34823695Imagine her shock when she goes to get all the nonstop expensive heart surgeries for the baby and it costs a billion dollars and all the conservatives hit her with the "don't have a baby you can't take care of!"
>>34823788The fuck. Ok so my options are either spare someone from suffering or make them go through it just because. Obviously I'm picking the first you fucking psycho
>>34823792Yeah if your goal is being "interesting" as in people leaving the conversation feeling they had an interesting time, experience shouldn't be your focus. It's a skill you need to train. But if you don't want to use it, fine, but you're missing out
>>34823783Not bait. I’ve come across lots of 19 year olds into me and I turned it down because of the 5 year age gap. To give more examples about me, even when alone with women who might be into me, even at the risk of turning them off, I ask “ can I have sex with you” “ can I kiss you” “ are you sure you want to sleep with me?” Instead of just acting on my desires.
>>34823801Can I ask why you’re getting so much schaudenfreude from this?
They shrinkflated my favorite slop bowl :[
>>34823806>:)
>>34823775Obviously not.They have control over the fetuses body not hers. I get that there are sometimes complications with abortions but I think that by agreeing to be a surrogate you're agreeing to any procedures to either save the baby or terminate a sick one. Like, they can't make her get a knee surgery but if the fetus needs something done she signed away her right to say no to that when she put some other couple's child in her. If something life threatening is happening to the surrogate that takes precedence. I think it's fucked up by the way I just think that's the only way this works until we get artificial wombs up and running. And if the surrogate provided half the DNA that's a whole other can of worms.
>>34823803I want to feel like I've lived an interesting life and build my interactions with people using that not just performing for them to let them jack themselves off
>>34823802>The fuck. Ok so my options are either spare someone from suffering or make them go through it just because. Obviously I'm picking the first you fucking psychoNo you're the psycho who thinks they can play God and you are the one who thinks they know for a 100% fact what their entire life will amount to. Many people live and thrive with defects, disabilities and even chronic illnesses. Just because you would fold under that pressure does not mean everyone else would. Suffering is absolutely relative especially for the sufferer, they normalize it and find ways to seek and obtain joy. You don't have the right to end an entire life because of your own pessimism especially if you yourself don't have any experience with having a severe disability
>>34823805Quite the opposite, seems I'm the only empathetic one here.
>>34823793About a year.
Men, incomplete or finished, why does never get done this time of the year?
>>34823814Does god cause miscarriages too? Is that god's plan?
>>34823818Some things get done
>>34823817Hope you’re holding up alright.
How is any relationship not transactional?
>>34823813You said "I want to become interesting" not "I want to live an interesting life". Those are two different things. If you want an interesting life, just follow your own interests. But it sounds like what you want is to jack yourself off and have people ask you questions, which you wouldn't even consider doing yourself for other people, idk I find that mindset quite off putting. But join a gang or something then I guess
>>34823794>Have you tried online help groups since the last time you got checked out?yes actually. it is quite nice to talk to people who can relate to my experience, they are all very friendly and supportive, but i never found it very helpful other than that.>maybe tell her you are not comfortable with her asking and that it puts pressure on youmaybe i should, but idk that might also worry her. i guess she will probably worry either way as my mom lol
>>34823812It's the surrogate's body, if she decides to terminate all she's doing is breaking the contract and losing the money, the bio-parents can't stop her from doing it.
>>34823814I do have experience with it and it fucking sucks and I wish I was never born unlike you faggot. Their lives haven't even started and they will definitely suffer they'll just have some bouts of fleeting happiness in between at best, they'll never be normal people and you will definitely feel worse when they die after years in your care that was all for nothing vs cutting your losses in the beginning. They haven't even been born you aren't ending anything, you're saving them before it's too late.
>>34823819Why are you appealing to God? This isn't about God this is about what some humans choose to do out of a warped sense of despair and they pretend it was mercy when its irrational killing of life that's only backed by a pathetic sense of pessimism and hubris that tries to predict another being's entire life, defining them only as the disease or disorder and nothing more. Don't talk about empathy
>>34823752good unc song
>>34823821I'm not, but I'm doing the best I can. Thank you anon. :)
>>34823827>I do have experience with it and it fucking sucks and I wish I was never born unlike you faggotWhat disease do you have? What's your ailment?
>>34823823>You said "I want to become interesting" not "I want to live an interesting life"Are you retarded. Letting people talk at you doesn't make you interesting, you did not become interesting because you fellated someone in conversation
Batman will be public domain soon
My favourite pornstar is quitting at the same time my favourite porn artist is entering a long, indefinite hiatus. How am I supposed to cope?
>>34823832"What" is irrelevant, the point is you're talking out your ass because it makes you feel better and more moral to force people to live for no reason
>>34823834Can't wait for the shitty cheap horror movie that gets made after.
>>34823822Anyone who isn’t a sociopath can have a relationship that isn’t entirely transactional.
>>34823834Same goes for Superman, but only the earliest versions of the characters.
>>34823716>How's your kid going to feel when they find out you sued to try to have you killed?I'm pretty sure the kid will probably think something along the lines of "damn, I wish my mom would have aborted me, this shit fucking sucks" after they gasp for air walking up the stairs.
>>34823836No what is very relevant, especially to you since you would end an entire life over 'what' that is. So tell me what's your ailment
Imagine getting a Boyfriend just to find out he has a favorite pornstar.
>>34823834Oh, cool. Maybe I should make my own issue.
>>34823833Yes you do, and if you see it that way you'll never be a good conversationalist Nobody liked to listen a pretentious asshole go on and on about the things he's done, you won't consider letting people talk at you so why would people want to hear you talk at them?
>>34823842What if it's (You)?
>>34823354my utility to others is how I measure my worth>>34823360they were forged for me long ago, I am not strong enough to break them and so I have to carry them
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>34823841It's very irrelevant because you simply want to break out some "it's not that bad" argument despite having zero experience with it, politely kill yourself bro
>>34823840I’m almost jealous of people as sheltered and unbothered as you.
hi i'm feeling better what r u up to today
>>34823824Despite your issues, you seem to have a good head on your shoulders, so I trust you will figure something out that works for you, even if it takes some time. :)Don't be afraid to ask for help, your friends, family and professionals are there for just.I have to leave now though, so I'm going to wish you all the best.
>>34823850Nope, I don't think. Nothing can force me to think.
>>34823828Why are you dodging the question? If god causes miscarriages or doesn't prevent them from happening when he is fully capable of doing so then he is guilty of the same thing.
>>34823854ty anon, i hope you have a nice day! :)
>>34823846>Nobody liked to listen a pretentious asshole go on and on about the things he's done, you won't consider letting people talk at you so why would people want to hear you talk at them?When did I say that you baboon. Quit making shit up.
>>34823842What's wrong with having a favourite pornstar? I like how they talk, look, dress, act
>>34823850It keeps me running.https://youtu.be/BSG64FsSxG4
Are any of the Warcraft III frens here?How do you handle Bear/Dryad spam from Elves?
>>34823851>It's very irrelevant because you simply want to break out some "it's not that bad" argument despite having zero experience with it, politely kill yourself broLook at you go, predicted things on people's behalf. You're good at that I imagine since that's what you want to do to any child born with defects of the body. I won't be politely killing myself i enjoyed cheating death at birth and i will continue with that. You however wish you were never born yet you keep drawing breath. Why do you do that?
>>34823838So not women?
>>34823860You're that involved in porn
>>34823858Thanks, but my day is over in 2 minutes, so I'm just going to say good night!
>>34823856If he is guilty of the same thing and your position is you resent God or deny his existence then it falls on you to do better, no? so don't whine like an idiot and mimic the god you hate so much the answer would be to attempt to save what god could not
>>34823853Who are you
>>34823867Well if you jerk off 5 times a week, that means you probably watch over 300 films a year. It would be unnatural not to catch habits or have preferences
>>34823874I masturbate nearly twice a day and yet I dont have a favorite pornstar, you men are gross.
Now Im sad about my ex again. :(
>>34823875Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>34823874You can’t conceive of being able to masturbate without porn lol?
Going to sleep. Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>34823875I bet you have your favourite ex or fwb though...>>34823878Nah
>>34823880Thanks for proving my point.
>>34823880Thank you for proving my point
>>34823865>that's what you want to do to any child born with defects of the body.Hyperbolic Strawman I know it's a big ask but please don't be a retard >i enjoyed cheating death at birthClearly your "cheating death" was a nothingburger if you think that >Why do you do that?Because I'm alive no and have developed a basal fear of death which prevents me from taking my life. If someone had made they decision for me then I wouldn't be in this predicament
>>34823869lol well have a good day tomorrow then!!
you guys are really mean sometimes like I'm not sure you really think about each other's personhood at all
>>34823826Like I said I think it's fucked up but I believe that if she is agreeing to carry someone else's pregnancy she is temporarily part of a committee that makes decisions on behalf of the fetus and doesn't have complete control for as long as someone else's kid is in her. In this case her breaking the contract means she's either stealing someone else's kid for herself, stealing it to put it up for adoption, or holding it hostage long enough to saddle the bio parents with a disabled kid they were trying to terminate it's fucked up either way. This kind of shit (among other things) is why I would never be a surrogate not even for my sister.
Haven't been able to use porn in months because my boyfriend is just too hot. When I tried watching it I just had to turn itnoff because it was distracting me from thinking about him
>>34823573Hasan Piker's shocked dog
>>34823890Nobody here has a personhood or really deserves much empathy we're all horrible people
>>34823890Sorry I love you
>>34823890nobody is a person here. all funny bot words on the screen
>>34823890>I'm not sure you really think about each other's personhood at allI don't, I'm a sociopath.
>>34823890I’ve used the site for a long time and some of the meanest people I’ve ever seen on here like to hang out here.Most of the regulars are fun, but the most inexplicably bitter and hateful people I’ve ever seen on 4chan also post here
>>34823885Bro is still seething about me. Goddamn.
>>34823890Sorry but I dont think it's right to for me to be judged for knowing some girls I see on the screen by their name when girls have their favourite exes or stunt dicks
>>34823904I’m pretending to be bro. I don’t even know what point you chucklefucks were proving to each other over and over again
>>34823887>Hyperbolic Strawman I know it's a big ask but please don't be a retardYeah I can't talk with you, you present an antinatalistic/nihilism themed position at the start clearly showing your disdain with the choice of allowing the baby to live only to call it a straw man when it's pointed out to you. >Because I'm alive no and have developed a basal fear of death which prevents me from taking my life.That's a cop out answer. The reason is because part of you enjoys being here but you have identified with being helpless that you will even blame other agents for your lack of hunger to die, you also blame others presumably for your existence. I think whatever disease you claim to have is the least of your problems
When I was very young, I was raped by a stray dog that lived in a back alley behind a Chinese restaurant. And instead of stopping to help, the restaurant owners laughed as they watched and filmed it. I have no idea what happened to their home video. But I wonder if to this day they masturbate while they watch me getting raped up my ass by a fucking dog.
I'm a stunt dick
>>34823834That means Superman already is?
>>34823837>Can't wait for the shitty cheap horror movie that gets made afterImagine a non cheap one set early in Batman's career, and filmed from the perspective of a group of criminals. They'd have no idea if he's a cryptid, alien, demon, lab experiment gone awry, black ops officer, robot, etc.
I haven't had sex in 2 years. I'm a truecel.
It’s been so long since I had sex that I don’t even know if I have a dick anymore. That thing could be a decoy or a hologram I don’t know
The suicidal thoughts are creeping in again
>>34823834It will only be the shitty 1939 version of him and anyone who dares to try to do anything with him will probably face a bunch of expensive legal battles from DC making it not worth it anyways.
>>348239157 years for me + I’m a man + I didn’t finishWorst sex I will hopefully ever have in my life
>>34823875>I masturbate nearly twice a day and yet I dont have a favorite pornstar, you men are grossAssuming that's been going on for years, how can you not start to recognize people and develop preferences?
>>34823918Masturbate and then watch some body cam vids.
Girls, why do you judge men for watching porn but not for hooking up with you
>>34823890>personhoodI don't think about personhoodsI think about manhoodsI think about how many men's manhoods I want to suck and tug
>>34823880point status?
>>34823909>I don't think someone with a debilitating condition should be forced to live>So you wanna kill everyone with disabilities? What else are you supposed to call this shit you moron>The reason is because part of you enjoys being here No. I don't enjoy life, I don't enjoy getting up in the morning and dealing with this shit every day for maybe a laugh here and there in between, humans have a very strong hardwired instinct to fear death which is why I haven't done it. Maybe I will one day. Why do you think I have something to enjoy or some bigger problem than my literal existence being shit?
>>34823928Real?
>>34823918What subdued them last time?
>>34823837Tim Burton's Batman was already horror movie adjacent in visual style.
>>34823892>I believe that if she is agreeing to carry someone else's pregnancy she is temporarily part of a committee that makes decisions on behalf of the fetus and doesn't have complete control for as long as someone else's kid is in her.And my point is that that isn't true.
>>34823893He's lucky
>>34823932Drugs. It's like Marilyn Manson said before everyone knew he was a rapey woman beater, I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me.
>>34823744What
>>34823937Stims?
got cucked again award
Either gender.Sex before or after marriage?If before, how soon? Are you a religious person, also?
>>34823893what makes him hot
>>34823927I don’t, and they don’t, and I judge them for that.
>>34823928moid hands
Women, how would you feel if when your boyfriend nutted he said "I'm gonna coom argh I'm cooming"
Is this the ideal female body type?
>>34823940How?
>>34823942FSex before and after.When both want to.Not religious.
>>34823932They never really go away, just get softerGod i really wish I could just end itI didn't ask to be born
I would like to hold foid hands in my moid hands.
>>34823948It amazes me how fat bitches don't break their stilettos
How many men here wear those tanktops where their nips are sometimes visible thru the sides?
>>34823948It is for some people
>>34823948No, that's BlueValk
>>34823930>Why do you think I have something to enjoy or some bigger problem than my literal existence being shit?Because your mindset is what's shit. When your mind becomes weaker than whatever the diseased or crippled portion of your body, then you got bigger issues than the disease or defect. Some people find ways to thrive and determine to stay alive through it, others don't and just stay in misery and we have no way of knowing what the hypothetical sick baby is going to go be that's why terminating it is bullshit. It's lunacy to attempt to predict how the child will handle their disorder and deciding to kill them off of that. Yes go ahead and clap back and say "it's just as hypocritical to assume they will thrive/want to live" but at least they have an option to either continue living or if they must choose death they have suicide or euthanasia in some parts of the world. Termination gives no options whatsoever.
>>34823954The gay ones?
Is it possible to stop being a literal cuck and wanting women to cheat on you? And don't say "quit the porn hurr durr" it doesn't work.
>>34823959no :/ i want responses from straight men only
>>34823954I'm too pale to wear anything like that. I'll fucking burn to a cinder.
>>34823948No, but I’d probably date a woman shaped like this.I’m overweight myself and don’t want to be, though, so I’d encourage her to lose weight with me.
>girl rejects me at the start of the year>stays friends on social media despite that>have a few friendly interactions throughout the year>meet a new girl>eventually take photo with new girl and post it>girl who rejected me unfriends/unfollows meAre women possessive of guys they reject? We got along too, or at least I thought we did.
>>34823958It really is more cruel to throw someone to the lions like that because the alternative makes you feel icky.
>>34823960Nope. It’s going to be your thing until you’re dead
>>34823960>And don't say "quit the porn hurr durr" it doesn't work.It worked for me. How long have you been away from it?
>>34823961Here’s a response but I don’t wear bro tanks
>>34823967>It really is more cruel to throw someone to the lions like that because the alternative makes you feel icky.Well the lions in this case would be the parents who wanted to kill their child, defeatist parents who would rather end their child's life than fight for their survival is in my opinion more of a reason to terminate than the disorder or disease. Which is why I had hoped the surrogate in the story got to keep the baby because higher odds of quality of life would be with her seeing as she gives a shit about the child.
>>34823934If the question was just "legally who is right?" Why bother asking for opinions? That's my personal opinion on the subject.
>>34823964Not really, we want to give the other girl some space.
We need to go back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4uZKldYAlc
>>34823942MAfter. I really, really, really want to have sex beforehand, but I’m a Christian and God sez no sex before marriage.I don’t think I’ll burn in hell or anything if I do (and I’m already not a virgin) but I feel like I should take this part of the religion seriously even though I really don’t want to.
>>34823972>Well the lions in this case would be the parents who wanted to kill their childIf you're gonna make metaphors make them make sense. "It's not they bad broo just get over it brooo" it hasn't even been born yet, you aren't ending anything nothing's even started
I'm thinking about deleting my porn folder againI cant remember the last time i did but its gotten way too bigOr at least delete most of it and just keep some gems
>>34823979I regret deleting mine. Some gems I'll never get back gone forever
Femanon is in my porn folder
>>34823975to the 90s?
>>34823983Which one?
>>34823981
>>34823983I downloaded a boob
>>34823979>Or at least delete most of it and just keep some gemsThat sounds smart.
>>34823986Elf, kittenposter, London, Bimbo, some other randoms
>>34823983I would only believe this if ur qt
>>34823896>>34823942>Sex before or after marriage?I would recommend it just because you don't want to be stuck in a marriage with sexual incompatibility. That's why religious people constantly cheat.>If before, how soon?Whenever you feel comfortable doing it.>Are you a religious person, also?Yeah>>34823954>How many men here wear those tanktops where their nips are sometimes visible thru the sides?I think those are called stringers.>>34823960>Is it possible to stop being a literal cuck and wanting women to cheat on you?Yes, go to therapy. Most of our kinks come from our formative years and there is a reason you are sexually stimulated by the things you are. Go for either a CST or CBT, as they'll be the best equipped at helping you. https://www.aasect.org/
>>34823975Wow I haven’t heard this in like 25 years
>>34823992>CBTTherapists offer cock and ball torture now?
atoga is boring these days
>>34823978Not gonna get into it since you probably have that cartoon view of life "out of sight out of mind" can't see it since it's still in the womb so it hasn't "started" lol. The baby was at 20 weeks when the retard parents demanded abortion. At 20 weeks the baby already has a functional heartbeat, brain synapses and coordinated spontaneous electrical firing and cortical rhythms in the brain, so that's heart beat and brain activity. Also consider the fact the youngest premature baby that was born was only 19 weeks and it lived and continues to live. If you abort at 20 weeks you are absolutely killing a child, that is biologically irrefutable.
>>34823989>>34823981i am a bit ashamed to say how many folders i have, but at least its not any weird shitbut there are folders i havent fapped to in YEARS
>>34823960Why is it such an issue? Just dont jerk off to it and emgage with healthier behavior.
Femanons, should MAID be made mandatory for male virgins past 18?
>>34823997What’s it like when it’s exciting?
Do Americans really go to work when they have the flu?
>>34823979I did it when I started dating one girl that seemed the one, huge mistake
>>34823999Sounds like a pruning is in order.
>>34823979>creating a porn folderDo uncs really, frfr?
>>34823983You wish
>>34823695Texas
>>34824004Yes, periods too
>>34824004Mostly. It’s a poor country with few rights
>>34824004You seem to be confusing us with the Japanese.
do you think the cia has control of the whole drug trafficking operations ground the world?
>>34823998>functional heartbeat, brain synapses and coordinated spontaneous electrical firing and cortical rhythms in the brain, so that's heart beat and brain activityYeah so do oysters and cockroaches, where are the tears for those, doesn't mean anything. If anything it's even less conscious than a cockroach at that point >the youngest premature baby that was born was only 19 weeks Yeah and what's it's life like
>>34824004I work from home so there's not really any excuse
Women bring me pain.
>>34824004If we don't go in with the flu, the doctors circumcise our already-cut penises much like shaving the skin off a carrot. Then, the local judges charge us with antisemitism for failing to produce taxable revenue and we are sentenced to 10 Hail Floyds.
>>34824010You mean when I go to McDonald's there could be an unclean foid handling my food?
>>34824020A man brings me pain (with his dick, and I like it).
I only date girls if they're hot
I hate women even more now.
>>34824012That's so inconsiderate to your coworkers and customers.
>>34823695MIf the surrogate signed the papers to allow the bioparents to decide whether to abort the fetus or not, then the surrogate was in the wrong.
>>34822896Men if you discovered that your girlfriend pees standing up would you get the boner
>>34824006Yeah i also have a huge misc folder where i just threw in random shit sometimes just celeb pics i liked
>>34824016Of course you like human life to oysters and cockroaches I wouldn't expect anything less from you pal>What's its life likeBorn with underdeveloped skin and organs, perforated intestines. Is currently 2 years old, requires assisted oxygen tanks to breathe but no longer needs them after toddlerhood, intestines developed fine later, mild developmental delays that naturally iron out. In other words the human body continues the growth even outside the womb so long as the baby receives assistance and medical intervention and can live a full life. The reason why the baby can continue to grow outside the womb as well as inside is because it's a baby whether it's outside of a vagina or inside one. Something that many retards can't seem to grasp
>>34824030Babe I thought you said you just have an engorged clit, why are you peeing out of it
>>34824004I've only had to do that once, and it was because I was one of the only adults working at the donut shop I was working at. Everyone else was a teenager, and they all went on vacation at roughly the same time.I worked a double. It fucking sucked.
>>34824036NTAWomen don't pee out the clit.
>>34824030No but I would want to watch
>>34823729what he doesn't realize is he can just get up and walk away.we are all free.
>>34824004When I had a real job it was food service so no actually.
"You're God!""Wait, not like that!"Every fucking time.
>>34824038Whoa seriously???? No way
>>34823729BlueValkyrie next to some poor soul that tolerates xer presence for some reason.
>>34824004I don't. I just work from home when I'm sick.
ok ii have some really retarded shit saved in my porn folder
>>34824022>You mean when I go to McDonald's there could be an unclean foid handling my food?Yeah, usually ungloved Mexican women.
>>34824044The guy gotta be more desperate than Ohio
>>34824047Why are you jerking off to Twitch comments? That's a weird fetish.
>>34824033So it's 2 and you know basically nothing about how it's gonna end up, wow, I looked normal at 2 too despite my birth, that shit doesn't just "iron out" if it's that bad>Of course you like human life to oysters and cockroachesAt that point the only difference is sentimentality
>>34824047oh my god...
why is reddit moving to the sp500?
>>34824038Are you fucking retarded
>>34824051i must have copied my downloads folder from my phone into the porn folder some years ago this says 2022 and just forgotten
>>34824037You should not be handling food when you're sick.
>>34824052Yeah you still didn't say what your mystery ailment was and you refuse to. And no the child's medical progress is public and it's not a mystery so we can know how that case is panning out pic rel>The only difference is sentimentality You know you don't even believe that, you didn't think that statement through. Dwell on it for 5 minutes and play out the consequences in your head and take that broken logic and see where it fits. Why bother holding back? We kill cockroaches fine just kill whoever you want bro it's just sentimentality after all who cares right?
>>34824047I only have that one where some cougar cheats on his husband with a twink
>>34824061I know. I protested, but they needed me there. I was one of only three employees available at the time.I didn't handle any food and basically spent 12 hours sitting around back of house and doing janitorial stuff.
>>34824061NtaWell duh. Your boss generally doesn't care about that though. Only if a customer complains about it.
I have a question
>>34824067Lazy bait
>>34822644>>34823729duality of moid
>>34824068Shoot.
>>34824067Are there any good people?
>>34824063And you missed what I said, you don't know how it *will* turn out. Besides it's a different case entirely, it was a preemie that was already born they didn't have a choice nor any forewarning, they didn't have time to deliberate anything it just happened>Why bother holding back? We kill cockroaches fine just kill whoever you want bro it's just sentimentality after all who cares right?None of this shit make any sense you're just a psycho who takes things to the extreme
femanon can I shave your armpit?
>>34824067Strangely, even though I was raised in Puritan-influence America, I'm beginning to think sex dolls are the logical conclusion?
>>34824069Trvthfvl bait.>>34824072Yes, but none of them are women.
Why are women like this?
>>34824064It seriously fucked me up too, what's the point of marrying and having kids when someone younger and prettier guy can just steal her away
I want to ask my coworker out, but there will probably be a bunch of other people nearby. It'll be in an office setting where everyone is working quietly by themselves, so they'd all be able to hear us talking. I'm imagining it in my head, and it feels extremely awkward for me, so it'd probably be ten times worse for her. What should I do? Maybe ask her to come to the break room (or somewhere else) with me, so there aren't as many people around, before I ask her on a date?
>>34824077No, we need anime girls to become real. It is the only way.
>>34824074>None of this shit make any sense you're just a psycho who takes things to the extremeYou are the one who just compared human life to cockroaches and oysters and stated the only difference is sentimentality. You're in no position to call anyone a psycho
>>34824079Lazy bait
I love women, even though
>>34822914Doesn't mean you have to always be one. Everyone's lied about something before.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXWDAAgaHUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTSaZ5NuOdQ
how to get redhead gf with huge ass
>>34824079All women are like this, by the way.
I love women except blondes
>>34824000Because it ruins my chances of ever having a normal relationship
>>34824088Step 1: be black
Women want to hurt men to fulfill their sadistic fantasies. They don't think of sub8 men as human and they can't just leave us alone so they have to actively make our lives more miserable. We need to spread tge trvth. Execrate ALL women NOW!
>>34824066What a horrible place, America.
>>34824084I'm making the point that at that state calling it "human life" is a stretch based on sentimentality. Anyways forcing people to suffer because you want to feel better and more moral is psycho behavior and if you were my dad I would hate your fucking guts for "giving me an opportunity" or whatever the fuck you'd say to me, yeah some fucking opportunity thanks dad I hope you never have fucking kids if you make decisions for them solely based on how you feel and not how it would turn out for them.
>>34824076Absolutely not it's been like 10 years since I shaved
>>34824077Its because you were raised amon p*ritans, who believe that all forms of sexuality are the most evil thing in existence and that having sex is the most horrible thing a human can possibly do .
anyways... men and women should all get along and kiss
There is no logical reason not to hate women.
hey femanon i think u forgot my message i dropped a 100 (you) bomb
>>34824102I'd never kiss you gross
>>34824068>>34824071Why do you do this to me, anon?
>>34824102I should be allowed to beat women.
Explain why I've been flaked on 5 times in the past month.Most recent example:>walk into a lounge where a friend is performing>run into a girl I've spoken to before, we had some long conversations but nothing else>she says she wants to shoot her shot with me and gets my number>set up a date with her>thinking all week, this won't go like the other 4 flakes!!! She actually asked ME totally unprompted HAHAHA WOOHOOO>hey sorry I can't see you tonight>was replying to my messages for setting it up in 5-10 minutes>left on delivered for over an hour alreadyI'll update tomorrow but I know she won't reply with any suggestion. HOly shit I even had a girl in the month who RESCHEDULED AFTER AN INITIAL FLAKE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGUESS WHAT? FLAKE AGAINAm I supposed to be holding conversations with them over text or something? Like what the fuck am I doing wrong? I don't text them before a date, I see no point to. Is this a serious error?Another thing I'm doing is trying to find their instagram profiles, not viewing their stories, but just out of curiosity.Eventually they pop up in my suggested. Do you think maybe they see me in their suggested and get an ick that I looked them up?I really am wracking my brain around the WHY here.
>>34824106ouch
Hey Femanon, watch this!*fails a backflip and ends up paralyzed from the neck down for life*
>>34824110Women only want Chad. She lost a bet.
*Approaches you with my phone out and recording*Hey femanon, can you do something for me quick
>>34824110In a week she's forgotten the feelings she had when she said yes. Either keep talking or don't leave it so long.
>>34824110It's nothing to do with you, anon. You've just had bad luck.I know this is an unsatisfying answer. I don't find it very acceptable either, but it's the truth.
>>34824022Mhm and without face covers, sometimes a hat and no hairnet.
>>34824079Speaking of people who killed 3 of their own family members; did you know Chris Watts has a girlfriend while he's in prison and they submitted a request to get married?
>>34824105
>>34824107I got embarrassed and shy
>>34824118>In a week she's forgotten the feelings she had when she said yes.Not him, but when the fuck am I going to meet a woman that isn't like this? Do I just need to give up on women under thirty?
>>34824100that means you could use some help
>>34824118we made the date 3 days ago. I sent the last message, which she hearted, I didn't see any reason to text again>>34824115compared to the incels here, I am chad.
i wonder if the roleplaying manon is the same guy or if they’re different ppl
>>34824102but I'm not fat, also I will jizz in my pants as soon as our lips touch
>>34824080just life brocuck or be cucked
>>34824102Mmmm kissing >him
>>34824127> I didn't see any reason to text againto... speak to her? tell her more about you, say something interesting ('demonstrate value' if you want to be autistic)
>>34824127Are you Chad compared to all the men around her and on the internet and on dating apps?
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Women have brought me nothing but pain and hurt. They are devils.
>>34823998>19 weeksI can't find anything to verify this. I can find preemies born at 21 weeks (19 weeks early) that made it but nothing about a 19 week old preemie.
>>34824128>the roleplaying manonWhich fucking one
>>34824125I don't want the hair removed so that wouldn't be helping.
Women, do you get enough plaps?
Does the INTJeet still post here?
>>34824127>we made the date 3 days ago. I sent the last message, which she hearted, I didn't see any reason to text againMAN you're dumb
>>34824117*sings you're welcome by the rock*
>>34824143Jarvis, pin her down and shave her legs pits and bush
>>34824146He's busy coming up with a new larp identity.
>>34824143but you could be so smooth!
>>34824145No, but I'm too bitter to want any right now anyway.
What is the problem with sexdolls and bots anyways?
>>34824153What happened?
>>34824152For what purpose. That's like telling me "but you could be blonde!" Could, don't want to.
>>34824153Plaps cure bitterness thoughever
>>34824160It would make you less disgusting
New ideal female form just dropped.
>>34824160ew nobody should be blonde.>for what purposeI have me reasons but fine don't shave then
>>34824155Nothing
>>34824157I've complained about it plenty on here already I got dumped and I'm resentful of the way he went about it while still being hung up on him and I'm distrustful of other people not just men.
Hey guys, I wanted to let you know that my Chudford application was successful and that I've been having great fun chudding it out there.Always hate women as much as you can; you never know where you might end up.
>>34824079Remember that woman that killed her husband and then wrote a kid's book about children dealing with grief?Men are violent but women will dance on your graves
>>34824145I think so
would you date someone who has served in the army?
>>34824165https://youtu.be/qmnenQ_FEXw
>>34824172Women are awful, objectively speaking.
>>34824174MNo.
woman are so omgomg omgomgomgggggerrrggghhggggrrrr im lonelyyyy
>>34824174>would you date someone who has served in the army?No
>>34824174A girl? NoA guy? Yest. Bishit
>>34824135What the heck do you want me to do with this information
>>34824183aren't you an army p- *gets stoned to death*
lickable femanon...
>>34824186Gay
>>34824161No they don't : / Plaps from randos are a bandaid the positive effects last like 3 hours. It's not worth the effort.>>34824163I've never received a complaint from anyone I was interested in fucking so I'm gonna save myself the time, money, and skin irritation.
Never stop hating women.
>>34824165>ideal
>>34824174Does he regret it?
>>34824192flat chests cute bitterness
>>34824187
I hate you, Femanon!*writes a scathing review of Femanon on Yelp*
>>34824026It’s not their fault they are forced to work.
Femanon has a trip booked to pound town...
>>34824199whys he got fur on his face
>>34822632>A man who will forgive you for trying to kill him>Forgive you for trying to kill his ex>Forgive you for sexually harassing him AND his ex>Who will let you see his deepest vulnerabilities>Who wants what's best for you and isn't just looking for something to fuck>Who will help you through your meltdowns>Who knows exactly what to say at the worst moment of your life>Who wants you to feel safe>Who will lay on the floor spewing blood and still think to protect you>Who will wake up in the hospital and ask where you arethe ultimate female self insert fantasy
>>34824203AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>34824198So I should chop my tits off? I mean I go by "they/them" in crowds I know will care about that kind of thing but body modification seems a little extreme.
I've been hating holes so much that the glowies are throttling my internet. These people are just as bad as those creatures.
Why do all women have the same three insults?
>>34824192>I've never received a complaint from anyone I was interested in fucking soOf course not then they wouldn't be able to fuck you if they complained
>>34824145No.*looking at hotels with pools*
>>34824208PLAP
>>34824200I'd give her a 3/5
>>34824197maybe he/she didnt had a choice
>>34824200I'd give her a 0/5.
>>34824155It's maximum freak to be parading them in public. I bet elon keeps one in the passenger seat of his tesla.
When someone expresses a different taste than me internally I think that they're wrong and stupid and just pretending but externally I have to be like yeah that's great you do you man.
>>34824211They want to fuck me even though the hair is there so why would I bother removing it?
>>34824199Is it weird that I had a crush on the Nazi werewolf? >>34824210>Why do all women have the same three insults?Shut up tiny-dicked, manlet incel.
I would like to see the hair. I won't, but I just thought I'd throw this out there.
>>34824223They grin and bear it they'd want to fuck you even if you didn't shower, does that mean you'll stop taking showers
>>34824218Okay?My question was "do they regret it" not "why did they join"?
When I start hating I just can't stop. Abhor women and make them suffer.
Saw my crush in a backless dress, couldn't help but think her body is perfect for pronebone.
>>34824227Actually no my ex would sometimes not even hug me if I was too stinky. YOU don't like body hair and that's okay, go find a woman who shaves there are plenty.
>>34824231She's Chad only.
>>34824232I love body hair I love my women disgusting. I just know how men operate.
It’s all cope for how much I miss her
>>34824225welll he was hot and a silent badass. pity he was a nazi.
Femanons, do you let guys choose where to cum?
>>34824210Most efficient because we know they work on you simpletons.
>>34824235>I just know how men operateSounds a little gay anon
It's been long over even though I never forget anything. I just do it for the love of it. Don't make calumnious claims.
>>34824242Yeah so I'd know
>>34824239No.*leg locks >him*
do you feel pleasure when men slap your ass?
>>34824207men dont grow their side burns out anymore, so sad
>>34824236Funny I don't remember posting thisTHIS SUCKS
>>34824234Lucky me.
>>34824246MNo, thats gay
If I wanted to make women miserable I'd put them in a dominant position. Thanks, merchant guild, for doing my work for me before I was even born.
>>34824246The correct way.
>>34824246All women are shameless whores.
>>34824252Boring bait
>>34824255It's too easy to bait you with absolute TRVTH.
Do cis women have AGP?
I don't think I like women anymore. I'm 35, been single for 3 years now, my last relationship lasted for half a decade, and ended with her cheating. It was a full blown affair, she gaslit me into thinking I'm crazy for suspecting as much, until I snooped in her phone and found our everything. She was fucking one dude and texting dozens.Long story short I walked away immediately, spiralled for a year and now I'm just numb. Had one ONS since then, but felt nothing.I was at a bar celebrating a friend's birthday today, and this bombshell 10/10 sat next to me and started flirting I think, and I just wanted to get the fuck away from the entire situation. The whole time I was totally disengaged, gave one word answers, and couldn't shake the feeling of being absolutely annoyed by her. Past me would be over the moon at female attention, but something in me broke I think.How do I fix this? My lifelong dream was to be a father and a husband, but every year I feel it slipping away, and my mind gets more and more jaded as time passes by.When does this shit stop? I just want to be normal again.
>>34824247F tier facial hair style
>>34824239NAG, I always ask
>>34824258What fucking question deserved this answer?
>>34824258Pornbrained bait>>34824259Long bait
>>34824260thats not helping your case.schlatt is hot.
>>34824258JH did it first
>>34824258Jacking off to your own reflection is more of an ego thing
>>34824147why am i dumb. I'm busy. not texting demonstrates higher value
>>34824264kill yourself retarded bitch
>>34824208no you don't have to go that far
>>34824258No. But she hears colors. Kinda neat.
>>34824265He's be better without those stupid chops
Does everyone just use AI to write their responses now? Is that really the state of things?
>>34824258If I could pay a flat fee of a thousand dollars to never have to be aware of this woman's existence for the rest of my life, I would pay it
>>34824270Lmfao
>>34824247I would if it made me look like devilman
>>34824280H-hi good morning, how are you?
>>34824275it makes him unique, >>34824282whats so bad about that
>>34824273Fake. It was just trendy for a while for female popstars to pretend to have synesthesia. I remember Lorde and Charli XCX did it too.
>>34824270at least do it once a day or maybe every other day to show that you care a bit, but also don't come off as clingy
>>34824282I had this haircut from around 2005 to 2015
>>34824286I do not remember them getting away with it.
>>34824134nta but yesYou need to be absolute bottom of the barrel to use "dating" apps. Even the few men on there who manage to be visually appealing are desperate to the max or crazy.
Sideburns give me the ick
How come I've never seen a violent criminal that has problems getting a girlfriend? Those dudes always seem like they got a gf
>>34824265>schlatt is hot.Ok thats one I thought I'd never hear. What makes him hot.
>>34824296Lazy bait
>>34824296The solution is staring at you niggas in the face and you refuse to take it because you're pussies
>>34824296Why do you want attention from women who have a crime fetish?Seriously, why are you jealous of those guys? You don't want what they're getting.
>>34824258Gender1000 pages of white woman BPDemon babble, or 1000 pages of Asian-American women's literature?
Approaching a woman is a submissive act
Femanons, how long was your "hoe phase?"
Why do only white, emotionally intelligent men lack gfs
>>34824302The former, mental illness can be funny.>>34824303>>34824304Dumb bait
>>34824296Criminal is a career choice in these trying times.
>>34824298nice hair, nice eyebrows, handsome features and smile
>>34824290I don't think that were doing it on purpose, they just have conscious associations between certain types of music and other colors or moods and think that's the same thing as synesthesia. Same go for most of the people claiming they have aphantasia because they don't understand that seeing something in your mind doesn't feel like seeing it with your eyes so they think they can't imagine images.
>>34824302MI remember enjoying The Joy Luck Club so fuck it give me the asian woman literature
>>34824303Males are naturally submissive
>>34824305Lazy bait
TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!
>>34824305BEATS ME BRO LOLFUCK
>>34824303female hands
>>34824314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAoR4h6SQGg
Hey fem-*Sniff*PFFWOOOAH what the fuck, when did you last shower?!
>>34824317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26rg8g5ks8
>>34824304Not long. Had one night thing with one woman, then decided I like to take it slow.
State gender.How vocal are (You)?
"cold approaching is assertive bro!" No it's not, it's jester tier shit and makes you look like an idiot if you get rejected which will probably be most of the time if you have to cold approach in the first place. True assertion is taking what you want by force, and the next best thing after that is having woman naturally approach you because it displays status.
>>34824319Don't be mean anon-kun. It's summer and I can't waste too much water from showering.
Why do rich white families always normalize adult women doing weird sex stuff to male kids and teens, but they don't consider it as abuse? It's normal in very ultra rich white families for nannies to tug on kid's pee pees. It's also normal for a boy's aunts and older female cousins to take his virginity or just fuck him when he goes on vacation with them.What the fuck is wrong with these people?
>>34824319Just now, you don’t like the smell of a clean body? Freak
>>34824322Do you have a gf now?
>>34824325>it's summerWhen I met you in the Summer....
>>34824285>whats so bad about thatwhat's bad is that irl it doesn't really look like that>>34824289tell me your secrets
hello women>gives you flowers
>>34824296women like psychos, that's why they love gemini's
Women will do literally anything to get out of having sex with their betabuxxer
How much rizz do I need for huzz to slide me pucci for free.99
>>34824331>tell me your secretsI'm an anglo-saxon and was an emo kidI had the same hair swoopy, about the same length in the back and my hair grew long enough over my sideburns that they curled a bit forward. I wanted to look like a Beatle or a Ramone
>>34824323MTrying to be more since women like it
>>34824319Monday night. Time for another one my pubes are itchy.
>>34824332A datura bouquet? What are you suggesting?
Men, how many shoes do you own?
>>34824343One
>>34824339>Monday nightBruh
>>34824334Reddit slop bait
>>34824319This morning. It was 90F outside today.
>>34824334Would women still bother with men if there was no sex?
>>348243438. I own four whole pairs. Two pairs of sneakers, a pair of boots and some sandals.
>>34824345It's not like I went anywhere or did anything strenuous. I clean my face and ass as needed.
>>34824348Fuck no ahahaha they'd hunt us for sport or force us to build pyramids
>>34824346Bait bait
>>34824343Zero
>>34824353bare foot anon:0
Women, would you hunt incels for sport?
>>34824329I’ve been seeing someone for a month, she is tall, skinny and shy
>>34824356I was gonna argue with this but I guess I really would be an incel in that world, huh
How bad would it be to look at your ex's nudes and masturbate to them? I really miss him and I know theyre still in our message logs.
ever since fat anon posted his chest im thinking of male chests
>>34824334At last, a question dumber than "Would you love me if I was a worm?"
>>34824356No, sounds boring.>>34824359I'd say that's pretty bad. You gotta get over him.
>>34824359It's not great for you. You should delete those eventually, certainly well before you date someone else.
men how many underwear do u own
>>34824343Like 3-4 pairs
>>34824359You can, but you're gonna feel like shit afterwardst. did it 3 weeks ago
>>34824356Being hunted down by a sadistic femanon would be very scary haha
>>34824366Hmm I think I've got like fifteen pairs rn. What about you >:]
>>34824356Yes. Sounds fun.*gently chewing on incel carcass*
>>34824371i might have around 15 too. what color are urs
Of course she'd fucking eat that too
>>34824357Sounds like a catch
>>34824366I don't wear underwear
>>34824374Are you the incel warden?
>>34824373I'm wearing the black ones rn.What about you?
Hmm how interesting, all of my songs turn out shit! I believe I am creatively bereft.
Time is an illusion. So is death.
>>34824381Keep making garbage until it's less garbage :D How fun
>>34824379half of mine and the one im currently wearing look very similar to those, the lighter grey. the other half are ones with different blue patterns.
>>34824304Like 2 years but mostly in the summers.
Hi moid, you look tired. You could use a break. Come with me, I can help you relax
>>34824389All boxer style or wat?
>>34824393Okay I hope I don't get eaten
>>34824394yea
Look I will lay it out there. I like women. Plain and simple. I like women such as Alysa Liu, Dua Lipa, and Anya Taylor Joy. I like hot beautiful women.
>>34824266>tfw no full body mirror set up at the new place
>>34824390NTA, during college?
>>34824399Butt thoughts
>>34824343Mtoo many
If your sister was head over heels for you, would you date her?
>>34824407posts like these are always made by people who dont have siblings
>>34824407Fuck no.
>>34824407>If your sister was head over heels for you, would you date her?No.>t. Westermarck effect
My darling
i like the tall girls with the small titties and large dumpers
She should sit in my lap
>>34824406what type of underwear>>34824403naughty anon
>>34824414This the kinda nigga you know going down in one punch
>>34824416You too, jeez
I'd smack fat fetishist femanon's tiny 4'11 butt if I saw her in public
>>34824417>porier>going down in one punch
>>34824421She's that short? omg
>>34824416only boxers
>>34824422State gender What do you think the average IQ of a UFC fighter is?
>>34824422do scrotes really kill each other for sport
>>34824426We do. It's retarded
>>34824426We're not allowed to do that for any other reason anymore
>>34824425Mdepends, are we talkignat the start or at the end of their careers
>>34824425it probably goes down to 80 after a while
>>34824426its funrealistically, what else can a guy do in life when marriage and kids are off the table
>>34824425FUnknown but I imagine most of their IQs are impaired from CTE.
>>34824432I know a Filipino guy who was in the Marines that would probably wholeheartedly agree with you. Deadbeat dad and a rapist on top of a zogbot.
>>34824435>Filipino guyWhat's this 5'2 ass nigga think he's killing
>>34824425>if one man can hold you down, two can rape you>my dad is my fatherIQ is temporaryBelts are forever
>>34824432Getting Conan in here
>>34824436Well, half Filipino. His mom was a bartender and his dad is a second gen Pole who went to the Philippines with the Navy.He was about 6' I'd say. Ran a planet fitness for a bit
>>34824421Lol we are polar opposites. I'm like her Matt.
State genderWhat did you major in?
>>34824444>that chartI have a friend with a big titty archaeology girlfriend, I don't believe it.
>>34824444I know which end picked that retarded color code.
>>34824444MI haven't finished my BA yet but education. Funny chart.
>>34824444How tf is "undecided" a major tf you in college for
>>34824449For people with no idea what an hour or a dollar is worth
>>34824402Nah I didn't go. Well I went to community college for a little while but didn't finish I just took art classes.
>>34824451I wish I had gotten some art education when I was younger. I want to try some classes next year, I think.
Men, would you date a girl who has a birthmark on her upper left breast?
>>34824455Yeah lol? Would you date a guy with a chicken pox scar on his forehead?
>>34824455yes I would lick it
>>34824449NtaSo you can enroll and take your gen eds before you have to pick. It's a decision deferment not a degree.
>>34824455If she’s showing cleavage with that birth mark then it means she wants guys to stare at her tits.
Women would you date a guy who did horrible things and feels no remorse for them but won't do it again
Would women date a fat ideas guy
Im crushing on a pornstar again fuck my life
women would you date a man that has a 7 inch cock and needs two hands to cover the whole shaft?
>>34824467what is a fat ideas guy
>>34824470Overweight man who is also an ideas guy
>>34824463it depends what exactly he did...
>>34824468How is that even possible?
I had big ideas, the band was so excited
>>34824304Never.>>34824444Chinese.
I lost my wallet and I am literally going bonkers. I think this blonde floozie grabbed it.
>>34824462Not her but I do want moids to look at my tits desu
>>34824468Bruh
>>34824308Huh. Maybe I can believe it then when women tell me I'm hot. I look nothing like him, I'm just not the stereotypical hot guy with muscles and shit.
>>34824478Not him but thank you.
>>34824472ideas about getting fatter i hope
>>34824478Well what are you waiting for. Show em!
>>34824478Then put a sticker on your cleavage or something
>>34824417It's gonna be bad for you, my nigga>>34824425>What do you think the average IQ of a UFC fighter is?Slightly below average. They tend to have high kinesthetic intelligence, but lack intelligence in other areas. Like you can't tell from their fight IQ, but most of them are legitimately retarded.>>34824444>What did you major in?Math and Actuarial ScienceNice quads... and the four 4's in your post number aren't bad either.
>>34824402>>34824451To clarify, I was in my mid 20s. Had 2 relationships with one hookup in between and once that was over I kinda said "well fuck that I hate that let's try doing the opposite" Spoiler, also sucks. I think I don't get enough out of social interaction to make it worth it something is wrong with me. >>34824454I got a lot out of the figure drawing classes it's worth doing if you're interested. And I think learning how to give constructive criticism without making the person you're giving it to feel bad or get defensive is helpful in other areas not just art spaces.
women would you date a man that loves you?
>>34824483You are ridiculous lol
>>34824468I wouldn't call it a crush, but I also have a pornstar whos 100% my thing on a physical level. Unfortunately only did a few flicks and left, but no actually hot woman ever does porn unless shes final boss levels of crazy.
>>34824474See>>34824445 when a girl like this talks to you in high definition how can I not get feels
>>34824487Women will have 1 hookup and call it a hoe phase
>>34824488Does he actually or is he just telling himself that because he's excited that he's getting pussy and attention again and he'll get sick of me in 6 months?
>>34824481nta but im a woman and i think that guys think we care about muscles a lot more than we actually do
>>34824491Absolutely mid and generic wide faced slant, embarassing
>>34824492Your comprehension skills need work.
>>34824494I'm not him and I feel so insecure about not being very muscular looking. I'm not in great shape but not weak, but I feel like I look weak
>>34824496Honestly babe, I didn't read your post or chain I cba to do allat
>>34824491>i like it when i can’t understand what she’s sayingI mean, based?
>>34824493he actually does
>>34824478slut
You guys know you can just work out right
>>34824496Nta, it literally said one hookup
>>34824498if it makes you feel any better, idc about that at all and ive been attracted to plenty of guys who dont work out and arent muscular. im sure lots of women feel the same way as me
>>34824503No way, I had no idea. Yes, I do that, but I'm insecure about my looks.
>>34824503dont encourage them..
>>34824500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8ACldzwgC8
>>34824468>Im crushing on a pornstar again fuck my lifeI'm with you anon, I just saw that Morgpie is about to finally take some bbc after all these years. I feel like I'm in the honeymoon phase
>>34824488I mean, that's required to date. But that is the bare minimum.
>>34824510You're an outlier with your fat thing
>>34824503I keep trying but I keep pussying outTurns out when you want to die more than love trying to get my fatass to pick salad over pizza or going to the gym is a damn near impossible task when I'm just trying to get through the day
I am going to eat femanon's ass
>>34824504It said the hoe phase happened AFTER the 2nd relationship which was after that 1 hookup. The hoe phase was not described.
>>34824491>>34824495i love average women i love average women i love average women i love average women i love average women
>>34824503everytime I try that it feels like my head is going to explode
>>34824496*compensation
>my bf's mom's birthday>his cousin is there>she hugs him>presses her tits against him>runs her fingers through his hairShe wants to fuck him, right?And I can't bar him from meeting her because she's his cousin, right?
>>34824510You're interesting
>>34824502you are insane
>>34824500I use a translator, I have a specific pipeline for translating audio into subtitles which I use for JAV and ASMRs>>34824495>>34824520Bait
>>34824520That is not a “girl next door” average woman
>>34824524>>she hugs him>>presses her tits against himFemanon, that's how hugs work.
>>34824518
>>34824524LNAO if she ran her fingers through his hair, it was platonic
>>34824525thank u
>>34824524Just say that was weirdly incestuous about her doing that and see what tricks he does.
>>34824524>>runs her fingers through his hairlol wtf>She wants to fuck him, right?Possibly. Probably won't.>And I can't bar him from meeting her because she's his cousin, right?Have a little faith in your boyfriend unless you think you have a good reason not to.
>>34824531Why is he running away? Is he stupid?
>>34824517Then shut the fuck up worrying if bitches think you're sexy is the least of your problems
>>34824501I don't believe him. Can't do it.
>>34824533What do you draw fanart of?
>>34824540deez nuts
Women, is chronic illness induced neetdom an acceptable reason to be a virgin at 27?
>>34824540analog horror stuff
>>34824536Yes. The real reason is that he's afraid to love because everyone he loves eventually dies for him. She almost does too.
God i hate this placeOf i could go anywhere else i would
>>34824543Is it cancer? You can get pitty sex.
>pitty
>>34824548But women have no pity.
>>34824546>The real reason is that he's afraid to loveWell, I can relate to this part at least
>>34824543no it's not. unless you're a moid then fine lol.
>>34824547You should go to your local library. There are entire worlds waiting there for you to explore within the pages of a good book! :)
>>34824493Even with all that, you still sound dtf.
>>34824553Fuck off
>>34824524It's over, might as well make it a threesome. Everyone knows guys are extremely attracted to their cousins, especially when they already have a gf. Nothing beats getting little closer to your family after all
>>34824518Get in line. It's reserved for tomorrow.
>>34824554No go away
>>34824557I can only get in line if it's women in front of me
>>34824553Facts
>>34824549I DON'T KNOW WHY I DOUBLE SOME LETTERS SOMETIMES.
I love taking nothing seriously and living with my head in the clouds. Fuck going back down to earth
>>34824545Cool. Idk nothin about it but that's coolI don't browse /ic/ too often but I do think I saw some of your work there once. I should read it more maybe
>>34824559Don’t waste your wet years.
>>34824563Because you're fucking stupid and can't spell
>>34824553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqYsaNTtbxY
Women, is it a red flag if you met a guy IRL and you set up a date and he doesn't text you until the day of?>>34824287Ok, but damn, I just dont want to ruin anything before the date. I don't know why but I thought women like a guy who is more mysterious. Also women communicate more than men. I was the last to text, if she really wanted me to talk to her wouldn't she send the next text asking how MY week is going??If we kiss/fuck/start seeing eachother more, yeah I'll be compelled to text her, but due to getting flaked on all the fucking time I'd rather not be staring at the phone committing all this time to someone I haven't even spent quality time with face to face.
>>34824488>man>lovelol
>>34824550I mean, if you didn't whine about it like a child and could instead pull off a deep brooding or like mysterious aura farming.
hi.
>>34824548>pitty sex.Is that when the girl has acne scars?
>>34824570Immediately singing along with this thanks anon
>>34824569Fuck youSpell my ass
>>34824552what do you mean by this?
>>34824571Behave however you want to. You’re not going to be able to skill your way into sex.
>>34824574He must be cold
>>34824566I said I had a 2 year hoe phase I'm done now
>>34824575Yes
>>34824572It happens. I do that sometimes
>>34824565honestly a lot of analog horror is zoomer slop so i dont blame u ic is (mostly) great tho if ur looking for crit if u plan to get into drawing more,
>gender>what do you use your imagination for?
>>34824576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykl5F9BgNeY
>>34824574Are you a cheeta?
>>34824555NTANice trips, non-reader-kun
>>34824574sup
>>34824578>spell my ass( O )
>>34824587MLiving up in there
>>34824587M>horny thoughts>delving into one of the few fictional worlds i'm trying to envision
>>34824591Me and who
>>34824591cute..
>>34824585lol we had our own slop with creepypastas and SCP shit. I was surprised to see how much money viral internet horror stuff started making in the 2010s but the analog horror stuff makes sense to me otherwise; just haven't watched any of it.Yeah, I've been pretty impressed with /ic/ from what I've read so far. I've used the site for ages but just never spent any time there before. I'll have to keep an eye out for your work :)
>>34824592You replied to the wrong post!You lose!GOOD DAY SIR
>>34824587FI imagine that I meet a nice man and then we go on cute picnic dates together in the park.
>>34824592Meant for >>34824577
Imagine being 30. I'd kms.
>>34824571Night before is better. I don't want to be chatting all week but if something interesting happens to you or you have a question there's no harm in texting her earlier. I hate it when they have nothing to say but drag out a conversation because they feel like they have to. If you have something to say or a funny picture of your cat and allow the conversation to die once it's reached a natural conclusion until it's time to confirm the date then that's cool.
>>34824587MImagining making breakfast and eating it with imaginary wife/girlfriend before I go to work.
is it wrong to hate having body and facial hair as a man?
>>34824602Being 19 was worse t b h.
>>34824605Yeah
>>34824602>>34824606Bigly. Being a teenager and most of my twenties blowed dick compared to how my thirties are going
Why does everyone think I'm high
Men, what if all of your male friends found out you were uncircumcised? So to correct the problem, they forcibly held you down, masturbated you to the point of having an erection, and then violently sliced and diced off the foreskin of your penis?
>>34824609Do you have a high person laugh? Are you kind of dumb?
>gender>ctrl + f "(You)" and post resultsM10
>>34824614M160
why does it make men so horny when they see a woman wearing flip flops?
>>34824605Kinda, according to the rest of the hairier men. You're manlier with a bunch of hair.
>>34824612What doujin did you get this from? I wanna fap.
>>34824614M22
>>34824617Toes
>>34824614F. I only have one true (You) since I just got here.
Deleted my RuneScape account. Maybe I'll come back at some point but it feels good to be free.
>>34824614This data is meaningless without knowing how many posts each person has made
>>34824587MMostly worldbuilding and... uh, women.
Cold pizza is the breakfast of champions
>>34824624Gay tabs
>>34824624Nice anon
>>34824626Someone won't post their high score hmm
>>34824614M27
>>34824624ick tabs
>>34824587MWriting fiction, designing games, doodling, fantasizing about extremely self-indulgent sexual situations involving the opposite sex
>>34824629Wrong. Ejaculate and a Redbull.>>34824635>>34824614F 70I'm still right.
Thank God for beds and pillows
>>34824487>I got a lot out of the figure drawing classes it's worth doing if you're interested. And I think learning how to give constructive criticism without making the person you're giving it to feel bad or get defensive is helpful in other areas not just art spaces.Sounds like exactly what I was hoping to get out of figure drawing, cool.
>>34824639I'm not drinking cum
>>34824639>Ejaculate and a RedbullAlways in that order?
>>34824643You've never drunk three penis wine, have you? It includes the preserved and fermented penises of three animals, and you drink it not only to get tipsy but to gain the potency and strength of the animals whose penises are preserved in the wine.
>>34824643You had a bachelor's breakfast not a champion's. >>34824644Generally.
My friends and I had this forced joke among us for a while where we would sing part of good kush and alcohol, but we'd say K2 and palcohol instead. That's the whole post. Thanks for reading.
why do I cum harder after a long walk?
>>34824639That's fucking foul. Don't ruin Red Bull for me with your literal cumguzzling garbage.
I lived near berry bushes, and I noticed that the berries looked a lot like my penis. So I stripped naked and hid in the bushes, hoping that someone would go berry picking and would pick my penis. To my luck, two young women came by picking berries. And they had a lot of trouble "picking" my penis, until it ejaculated on their faces! They pulled me out of the bushes and began smacking me around for tricking them into jerking me off.It hurted. But it was worth it.
>>34824652Lol
>>34824650Physical exercise excites your midi-chlorians
>>34824651JH, don't discourage other women from being based.
>>34824650Maybe the walk temporarily improves circulation?
>>34824648Can I drink girl cum or does it have to be guy cum
>>34824655There's a difference between lovingly taking a load to the mouth during sex and choosing to gargle cum first thing in the morning.
who the fuck eats breakfast in 2026
six seven wait hold up what tha fuck
>>34824649I smoked K2 once, but it was a joint that was being passed around in a circle so I didn't get the full force of the Spice. Spice Must Flow.
>>34824658I bet her bf feels loved
>>34824657Yeah I guess that works too. You're losing out on like 6 calories though.
>>34824659But I like my eggies on toasties
>>34824664Of course, but the act is less appetizing when cum is posed as an appetizer.
>>34824650Your little slutty prostate was stimulated
>>34824658>lovingly taking a load to the mouthGirls are so funny
I currently work 60 hour weeksWhen am I supposed to fix my life?
>>34824659I was at my healthiest weight when I skipped breakfast and ate 1-2 meals a day. On my 1-meal days my meal was an orange, a plastic bag of salted peanuts, and a can of sardines. Which I would only ever eat in the late afternoon. That was when I was at my most attractive weight and the opposite sex was actually attracted to me. Nowadays I eat fried chicken and shit that makes me fucking fat.
Going to see a play tonight to support the arts.
>>34824662I never smoked it, but one of the guys in the group got super spun out on it when he was a younger teen. Made it clear nobody should touch itWe learned about people boofing powdered alcohol one day and then this shitty joke was born
>>34824674Nice
Wild to me that because there are 4 billion women sheer probably dictates that at least a handful will be foaming at the mouth attracted to me even tonight I'm the least desirable ugly bastard possible
>>34824654>>34824656I see, interesting!>>34824670ok but why did you have to say it like that?
>>34824677you cannot prove other people exist.solipsism.
>>34824659I grew up skipping breakfast, but most days I'll have an early lunch/brunch and a dinner.
Women, would you masturbate yourself with one hand while you use another to hold an obese Xhosa man's foot in place as you suck his toes one by one and tickle them with your tongue?
>>34824607why?
>>34824690Gay
Her broken little bones
>>34824691I think lots of gays are into big hairy men actually
>>34824669>but the act is less appetizing when cum is posed as an appetizer.You're in the minority here.
I need to lick a femanon right now
>>34824693You will be
>>34823975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCN4OeMrc_o
>>34824697what?
>>34824494Maybe. But Femanons in this thread wil invariably mention when a guy is buff , toned, whatever, like women will elsewhere. It really gives off the impression thats hot,or a precondtion to being hot.
When women claim they take have "good skin" because their boyfriend cums on their face it makes me hopelessly aroused, I wish a woman used my cum like that
>>34824700Nta, stop caring so much, anon. The bigger factor is insecurity. They can smell it on you.
>>34824581>i'm ready to settle down nowYou wont ever get a decent man unless you're wiling to be a ho for him
>>34824704Kek, i did actually have a chick that liked to wipe my cum on her face.
I think making the conscious effort to avoid subconsciously treating people differently based on height is a good thing. Gawking at someone for being tall and treating someone as your inferior because they're short is just lame.
>>34824709The manlet creed
I feel like playing one of the old Resident Evils. State gender and choose one of the first three.
>>34824709Retard bait
>>34824695Then go gobble goo for every meal if it's so great.
>>34824711I'm not a manlet however
>>34824717A spiritual manlet then
>>34824707No like I'm done. No more men.
>>34824715"Bait!" really is the cry of a retard in /atoga/ at this point
The loathsome Goo Gobbler
>>34824669Would it offend you less if it was dessert instead? After the redbull? Stop being a stick in the mud it's supposed to be funny.
>>34824720You sound like you ask tall people if they play basketball
>>34824712Mgamecube REmake
Who was in the wrong?
>>34824709Better to do the opposite.
The genie will show you his weenie now
i wanna feel his stubble rub against my shoulder as he thrusts in me
So when I lie down and I'm tired I can barely keep my eyes open and I'll fall asleep and oversleep for an hour. But when I set a 20 minute timer so that I don't overlseep suddenly I'm not tired anymore and I can't fall asleep. Thank you nigger brain and body.
I wish we didn't have feet
>>34824729The woman, she's an adult.
>>34824729>american women dress like this in public
>>34824729>white woman>black manEveryone here is in the wrong
>>34824728I feel like playing PS1 right now. Might save that one for closer to Halloween.
>>34824733>White person's white body fails them>Somehow it's black people's fault
>>34824732>no eye contactGood girl
>>34824729The people recording and making fun of a stranger minding their own business.
>>34824732
>>34824729What's going on
the manlet obsession here us crazy
>>34824729God look at those bare feet in flip flops. How I want to jerk off to those exposed toes and soles.
>>34824748They deserve it
>>34824751potato sack theory undefeated
>>34824747The oversized shirt and flip flops make that lady look VERY sexy! Oooh la la it's off to the races!
>>34824729As if she wanted to be under the umbrella of a random stranger. Another gaslighting lie by female creatures, like when they say they want to meet men at the fucking library, lmao.
>>34824729Shitty TikTok bait
>>34824729>im an annoying stupid roastie,and im gonna smell like wet dog, look at me!everything women do in their lives is for attention
people will cry bait at the first mention of a single trigger word but you're all addicted to that slapfight bullshit
>>34824754The fuck is potato sack theory
>>34824761Using context clues I have deduced that this theory might posit that men will sexualize a woman wearing literally anything
>>34824737But that's a natural pairing in 2026
Why don’t people hate rich entertainers as much as they hate rich business owners and the like?Even the most socialist or borderline communist people I know will scream eat the rich but treat their favorite entertainer like a separate entity .I’ve also noticed CEOs of gaming companies get treated slightly nicer than other CEOs
You really ought to see the seaside in The Hague on a snowy winter's day.
>>34824769Because they're entertaining
>>34824769I know Anti-Swifties who really hate Taylor for representing the Excesses of Capitalism (tm)
>>34824769Because entertainers are still workers.
honestly, messing around with your prostate is not worth it
>>34824761The majority of men have absolutely no standards or taste and will go googoo over a woman wearing dirty rags because they're unable to think past their blanket attraction for women's bodies.
I like taylor swift's armpits a lot to be honest
>>34824761Marilyn Monroe famously styled a potato sack.
>>34824777holy projection. i will admit men might test the waters, but trust me. we do learn. and we learn fast.
>>34824770is it nice?ive been there in november or something but no snow
Do you like barbaric music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMuElf1_OoM
I love average women.
>>34824777For me, it's the flip flops. It's the sexiness of toes out in the open air, with a strap dividing the big and little toe. It gives me such a giant boner.
>>34824769I'm a pretty consistent hater. I don't have much respect for rich celebrities of any stripe, whether they're old fart tech bros, actors, musicians, authors, game devs, whatever.I find the blind worship of Gabe Newell in particular to be pretty offensive. I think he's a fat, greedy man with bad taste in video games (moba retard), and I don't think Valve has made a truly great video game since Portal 2.Steam is an indisputably effective service, but I've lost a lot of respect for Valve as I've watched them give up on making video games and wasting their unique position as an inconceivably wealthy game development studio with no fiduciary responsibility to anyone.
>>34824049Well obviously, even he got the fuck outta there lmao
>>34824784>Average>Posts image of a fit, sexy chick with glasses (glasses always make a woman sexierBro, she is way above average
>>34824784That’s not an average woman. An average women is fat with saggy boobs and mediocre ass
I love average men.
thoughts on big foreheads?
Do you love Crazy Times?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-OgkNgxm3k
>>34824793IF THEY SET THAT ANDROID FREE IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US!NOOOOOOOO!!
>>34824788Do you have any entertainer you like? No actor, author, musician, athlete, etc? Because if you do hate them, you should stop consuming any media or entertainment that includes them.
the reality is that as long as woman isnt obviously obese with indistinguishable hips from her fucking gut, men (outside of bbw fetishists) will be like "yeah id fuck her"of course theres preferences, but it really matters a little to a man if chick wears a tshirt + loose sweats or a nice dress.because even if she wears said sweats and is in shape, seeing nice tummy and juicy ass will make us want to impregnate her on the spot.male sexuality truthbomb
>>34824795lol
>>34824793i love her pronounced glute shelf
>>34824784>blondegross
>>34824797Of course I'm a fan of artists and entertainers. I'm too much of a loser to have a favorite athlete though.I'm just not a fan of people who've completely sold out or never earned their place in their line of work to begin with.
>>34824802bangs are like makeup
Yo, anon, they came around looking for you the other day. Word?
>>34824793I have one. It's ok.
Police knock on your door looking for you. What do you assume they want to nab you for?
>>34824780You missed the point completely
>>34824799Lazy bait
>>34824799>seeing nice tummy and juicy assThe amount of men who think flat butts are juicy is pathetic
>>34824811NO ITS NOT I HAGE YOU
Femanon.. WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!!
Need gf to occasionally lounge around and watch Japanese cartoons with.
>>34824792I like this man.
Women, are sweatpants a turn off if a guy is approaching?
>>34824814That time I ingested Hawaiian Baby Woodrose seeds. Even though I never left my house.
I love mid women
>>34824823No
fuck outta here bitch ass
do you have autistic levels of knowledge about your fetish(es) that drives you nuts when normies don't know it?for example, it bothers me when artists draw latex suits without seams, and it's one of the things that bothers me the most about the ai latex porn i see spammed all over the place.
>>34824830MFW (my face when) Femanon says the most Yakubian Caucasoid bullshit I ever done heard
>>34824784Does she do porn
>>34824833>do you have autistic levels of knowledge about your fetish(es)Yes>that drives you nuts when normies don't know it?No
Is it true women actually care less about if a guy has some belly fat than guys do?
Men, if you are brave enough to fight a gorilla, why can't you tell your friend to stop being creepy at women?
Need butt pawed at etc.
>>34824081bump? last time i talked to her, i told her i told her i'd show her some pictures on my phone. if i see her at her desk, would it be weird to ask if she'd like to go to the break room so i can show her them? she might think it's weird that i'm not just showing them to her right there.
>>34824839just thirst traps on Instagram
>>34824843I told a friend to stop being a desperate nigga don't know if that counts
>>34824843Not my problem lol
>>34824842wow that guy is already a 8/10, imagine how much hotter he'd w an extra 100lbs
need a femanon to shitpost togheter with while we touch eachother
>>34824842The Informant! is a good movie, I love movies about pathological liars and bullshitters.
>>34824842Probably. My irl ex thought a bit of tummy was cute.
>>34824843But what does it mean if you're not creepy, a girl calls you creepy, but simultaneously is always trying to show off her good to you?
>>34824853I resemble this man somewhat
>>34824853im 6'2 250lbs.
>>34824845So you’re going to ask out someone you work with that you basically never talk to one-on-one?
>>34824863lets kiss>>34824865far too slim for that height
>>34824843What friend + I am that friend
>>34824870I'm down
>>34824866I've posted here about it before, but basically, she works from a different location and I don't see her very often. Last time we talked, it was over IM (we almost never talk over IM).
It's crazy that in Canada they let schizos roam free.
>>34824855Best movie about price fixing I've ever seen, easily.Matt Damon is like a dead ringer for my dad in the late 90s in that movie and I guess me now if I got a haircut
Is unconditional, nonsexual love possible from a male romantic partner
>>34824814For being a nazi
>>34824877They do that in usa too.
>>34824881Yes, but it has to be mutual.
>>34824881Girl just persuade him to get his dick cut off.
>>34824881yes. it's in the brief moments between getting married and consummating the marriage
>>34824876I’d say that the next time you see her, say something that makes her laugh and ask her out immediately after.
>>34824874can u post a catbox pic of u pretty pls
>>34824889My plan was to show her the pictures like she asked, then say something like "welp, I should probably be getting back to work, but it was nice to see you again. would you maybe wanna grab a coffee or something sometime?". I just feel like that last part will be REALLY awkward if there are a lot of other people around, which is why I wanted to redirect the whole thing towards the break room.
>>34824890Don't hate me but no way lolMaybe elsewhere
I get jealous when a certain femanon is not giving me attention
>>34824890>cheating on ohio while he's herescandal!
>>34824893Kek, so even in your planned scenario of asking her out you’re insecure.
>>34824895understandable, it was worth a shot>>34824898honestly, tripfags are kinda intimidating
Which generation do you think is the most normal? I’m going with Gen X or Gen Z
>>34824896Which one
>>34824896>certain>femanonhuh
>>34824903>understandable, it was worth a shotI'd let you see me but not everybody. Idk what to do about that though
>>34824847Lame
>>34824904I'm sorry, but what is normal about gen Z?
>>34824900How else should I say it? Saying shit like:>"WE'S GOIN' ON A DATE."like in Tropic Thunder doesn't actually work out IRL most of the time. And what about the location?
>>34824858it's been on my mind since a girl I was watching Game of Thrones with said that Bobby B was the most attractive character in the show
No girl complains about muscles. Judy sayin
>>34824912Healthy amounts of skepticism and political apathy similar to Gen X
>>34824919why should i care abt what judy says
>>34824919i think if your body fat is too low they might definitely heard "grossly muscular" thrown around by females
>>34824919Yeah, tubby.
Judy sayin
>>34824920NTAAnd clout-chasing and looksmaxxing and all sorts of other braindead behaviorhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen_Z_stare
>>34824914“Hey if you’re free later, how about we get some cofffee/ice cream/whatever.”And leave off all of that ‘well i should get back to work’ nonsense. And if she says no, just say “no worries” with a smile.
>ive never gotten to eat a woman's pussy or assone day, soon
>>34824927Like no one else did that shit by different names
>>34824915Everybody has their tastes. I think that's what's really meant when you hear "there's somebody out there for everybody".>>34824919I've talked about it before, but I have a lady friend who expressly swipes left on any guy who has gym pics or pics of their muscles.
>>34824929>And leave off all of that ‘well i should get back to work’ nonsense.what's wrong with it? And what about the location?
How many women ITT have a bush?
>>34824927That sounds fun and innocent Contrast this with Boomers (Orgy bus at Burning Man, no skepticism and total political apathy) or Millennials (Unironic communists and gender confused, too much skepticism and zero political apathy)
>>34824922>>34824926I'm sleep deprived but you get the picture. Women lie about all kinds of shit
>>34824941men lie a lot too :T
>>34824939Aye
>>34824943Impossible
>>34824943Never said they don't. Doesn't change anything
>>34824938>And what about the location?Already have something specific. It doesn’t even matter what it is. Chicks want decisiveness. >what's wrong with it?Don’t try to bookend asking someone out. You’re already making your escape before you even asked. And also chicks definitely don’t want to be a “oh by the way” to you.
MenDo you remember your first crush?
>>34824950Yeah
>>34824946Other than you >.>
>>34824950Yeah, that’s Chloe from kindergarten. It was mutual, even.
>>34824949I meant the location where I ask her out, not where we'll go if she accepts. I don't want to ask her out at her desk because there will probably be people around and it'd feel awkward, but I'm kinda worried that if I ask her to move somewhere else with me, that'll be seen as weird.
>>34824950i had a lot by the time i was 5 i was quite the pervert, even at that age
>>34824952What other femanon will say they have bush
>>34824957idk preferably not a namefag
other femanons are shaving it bare down there o_O?
My femurs ache
>>34824950Yeah, we happened to be in all the same classes throughout all of elementary school. She would always tell the teachers I was bothering her even if I didn't even say or do anything. She stopped around 5th grade, which is when I realized "huh, she's kinda cute".
I should eat femanon pussy
WomenDo YOU remember YOUR first crush?
>>34824966fictional or irl?
Women are you the million dollar baby?
One day I'll find a woman that knows that women (and men) were far happier (plus healthier, mentally and physically) before the sexual revolution, when it was commonplace for a wife to submit to her husband, keep a home, and be feminine.
>>34824967Irl
>>34824967nta but both
>>34824954>I'm kinda worried that if I ask her to move somewhere else with me, that'll be seen as weird.Because it IS weird. It sounds more like you’re just going to have to have a moment of opportunity.
>>34824974well then, fuck. it's basically 100% guaranteed that there will be other people near her desk, and i only see her maybe once a month, so i won't get another shot for a long time.
Asked this girl out got her number. Didn't think it would work. Wtf do I do. Can I just use her for sex
>>34824979men are so evil
@_@
>>34824976A month isn’t that long. I’ll bet you’ve been thinking about it for much longer than a month. Now listen, this is going to sound lame, but practice out loud.
Thanks for the memories (even though they weren't so great)
>>34824979You should ask her this question
>>34824983>I’ll bet you’ve been thinking about it for much longer than a month.nah, just like two weeks now. i'm 99% certain she'll say no. i just want to confirm it.
>>34824966It was either this one nice popular girl in 1st grade or some boy in 5th grade I gave my phone number to (he never called). I wonder what would have happened had I pursued the girl from 1st grade.
>>34824985Don't think that's gonna work
>>34824980>men are so evilThis is merely how many men have responded to the hypergamy displayed by women after the sexual revolution. Combined with no fault divorce, men are left with very very little reason outside religion to emotionally invest in any woman, period.
>>34824989Lol gay
Femcel butt in my hand pls
>>34824979>>34824985I’ve seen this beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tC1FZQlJyM&t=90s
Wow, Femanon, your breath stinks!
>>34824992just because the odds arent in your favor doesn’t mean you get to be evil
Haha yeah, that's a cool soul you're bearing for me femanon. Can I see your boobs again?
>>34824961Always had a thing for awful women eh?
>>34824950Yes. I had a strange, unforgettable dream about her that would have made Freud cream his pants.
>>34825000Just brooshed my teef
>>34825002No that's essentially exactly what it's going to amount to. Even tall hot guys with big dicks regularly get stabbed in the back by hypergamous women and learn to compartmentalize any feelings they might develop so they can use women as a sex object and maybe rarely as a status symbol or baby maker. Even in the latter case betrayal and divorce is expected. It's a pity that women in the 20th century made devaluing themselves so common.
>>34825005lol
Which namefag is most likely to be an actual murderer?
I love women
>>34825016kittenposter
Do aliens believe that humans exist?
>>34825016Some woman. It wasn't that long ago when all over social media psycho women were sharing how to poison your spouse and encouraging women to do it if they don't align with her faggot politics 'ermahgawd what if we can't commit infanticide anymore!!1111oneoneone'
Size queen
You're a fucked up man with a fucked up plan.
Give me some music with satisfying yelled/screamed lyrics. Doesn't have to be all screams as long as there's at least one really good one.
>>34825038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cZUJUb7iCg
>>34825038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u8rVrUDgRU
>>34825038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfAnytsviXw
>>34825016Hedgehog anon
>>34825038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A16GFxVW0yA
Do women actually care about virginity or not? "Virgin" is used like an insult a lot but I'm not sure if it's because women care about it.On that note, a guy who is 24 and has never been in a relationship, red flag?
>>348250531 in 10 will think an adult virgin is a turn off1 in 10 will think an adult virgin is a turn onThe other 8 may lean one way or the other but ultimately don't care
>>34824716I'm on tap for my gf
>>34825053i don't think virginity matters in the slightest to women if a dude can be confident like he gets laid some dumb woman isn't going to be able to tell the difference, especially with what you can learn beforehand in modern times
>>34825055Well, sounds like it filters out the worst 10% then. That's reassuring. >>34825057I think my bigger concern is being just not knowing what to do when I do find myself in that position.
>>34824721Try women?
imagine sucking used up cock
>>34825060That shit seasoned
>>34825058>not knowing what to do when I do find myself in that positionWhat do you mesn?
>>34825058idek what the kids do these days, last zoomer i dated didn't even know how to make out, she just got drunk, got on all fours, and presented herself to me
>>34825062yeah with some other foid's shit, you know he did anal
>>34825063I guess on all fronts. I don't really know what seperates a good kisser from a bad kisser, let alone what makes someone good at sex.>>34825065>idek what the kids do these daysFucking beats me, I'm still trying to figure out where to meat chicks without having to go to bars or clubs.
It's not fair. Why do I have to be alive.
>>34825065That was rape
having a larger dick, i don't like or expect oral from most womenif you can deepthroat and you're feeling up to it go for it but otherwise i'd rather do something else, like eat you out, but only if you have a bush
I got a job offer to work at a warehouse full time and it's paying a couple more bucks to almost 10 bucks more than my current job at a retail store. Any anons with warehouse experience that could give me some advice and what to expect in an interview? I don't plan on doing this shit forever(warehouse or retail) because I want to go back to school. The one big upside to working at my store is the fact that it's very close by(5 min by car, around 25 min by foot). I applied for a summer job at that warehouse over a year ago and they just got back to me lol.
>>34825072It depends on if you mean you don’t know how to escalate to sex, or once sex is beginning you don’t know what to do.
atoga is so dead tonight
>>34825078Oh, both lol.
>>34825077Yeah step 1 show up and don't be high. Congrats you have the job
>>34825080Once sex is starting you’re already there, so just do whatever.
>>34824279hey fuck you buddy bicycles are pure and monogamous life partners, like horses
>>34825075nah that was her routine like a week later she was trying to have my kids
>>34825083I think you're right, I'm just overthinking.I need to start retardmaxxing.
Men, how good are your communication skills?
>>34825090We're doing it right now
>>34825067I accidentally walked outside nakedHow's your night going /atoga/?
>>34825090I stick to strict and austere autistic/stoic communication with a dash of tactical empathy. That's my wheelhouse. Nonverbal communication isn't real and I refuse to pretend that it is.
>>34825093u have some lucky neighbors
>>34825071but it's virgin piss
>>34825093Wtf is that thing
>>34825093I did the same once
>>34825090I'm regularly told I should podcast or teach.
>>34825089Just be prepared to feel awkward. And just push through that.
Goodbye forever, women.
>>34825098they pretended to not see me>>34825101two spotify users
Guy here. I don't have any social media except for LinkedIn. Am I fucked for dating?
>>34825111+1 I want to know
>>34825111Date a LinkedIn bitch
>>34825111just get some lowkey accounts to check up on the social media of any girls you're interested in what you see there will tell you if you want to proceed or not
>>34825111how am i supposed to stalk u
>>34825118slut
>>34825111No. None of the girls I've dated this year have cared about that shit, even though I do have social media.
Men, cock stats and status report?
ok tomorrow I will definitely play sonic the hedgehog 4
Forever mine. I'll be forever yours.
>>34825111Funny story, in my brief stint on Hinge I probably had like 10 dates, matched with a few dozen women in total. Only one asked to see my instagram (presumably because we made a date and she wanted to make sure I was real). Told her I wasn't big on social media and didn't have an insta, but she could see my linkedin and that it had some pics + details of me. She thought that was a little funny but didn't have a problem with it, and a few dates later said that she liked I didn't have social media and didn't live with a phone between me and the world.So ya.
Men, Would you agree to it if you had a gf who wanted you to wear a matching bracelet with her that she made?
Femanons, a woman is pestering me for a dick pic, should I send her one while flipping her off?
>>34825132Looks gay I'm not gonna be caught in public with that
>>34825111why do you have LinkedIn you gigantic faggot?>>34825134she's not going to masturbate with it she's using it against you
>>34825132Depends on the style of the bracelet really. I don't mind wearing matching stuff if that's something she likes, but it has to be an item I'm comfortable wearing, which I think is a reasonable condition.
>>34825132Can she make a less zesty one?
>>34825134You should send her a black one.
>>34825132I would prefer if she carved her name on my arm desu
>>34825132Yeah, that would be cute as fuck. Reminds me of those dads who proudly have painted nails because their daughters wanted to paint their dad's nails.
>>34825135>>34825138you'd get the mostly black one tho>>34825137the style is one like in the pic.>>34825140:[>>34825141:]
>>34825117>>34825115I used to use those free instagram viewers to see what some old friends are up to.Saw this really cute girl that was and would check up on her quite often.She went private so cant see anything anymore.I want to DM her, but no one trusts a IG account with no pictures and no followers.Was thinking about hitting her up on LinkedIn but sounds cringe imo.
Feminine men are a plague, a scourge to society brought to you by feminism.
>>34825146why the sad face?
>>34825150Cute twink
>>34825151because i dont know how to write an emoticon for a disgusted face
>>34825150I'm not doing it on purpose this is just how I am
>>34825136For jobs. I hibernate it often because I don't want old hs/college friends looking me up and measuring their dicks
>>34825154fine the matching braceletes are cute too
>>34825146>you'd get the mostly black one thoStill looks gay and tacky
>>34825155Because you haven't spent years painstakingly building your physique like every man should. Women grow out of twinks quickly as they age.
>>34825132What am I, your stupid goycattle, and this is your Mark of the Beast? Foids will NOT bewitch a sensitive young man like me!
>>34825132sure. It can go with the rest of what I wear on my wrist (at times)
>>34825132Nah, the effort isn't there.The talent isn't.The technical knowledge isn't.You live in a timeline where a home studio can easily accommodate any conceivable additive, reductive, or multi-stage manufacturing process and yet you can't even be bothered with simple efforts like sculpy, crochet, cross-stitch? I don't see it. Even found-object beads would be fine but not that.
boyimboycattleboyslop
>>34825162sounds like a skill issue to me
>>34825157: ) u get the happy face now>>34825159>>34825170>doesn’t understand the concept of 'its the thought that counts' >>34825164o_o>>34825169very nice, did u make those all urself?
>>34825146Still looks zesty
>>34825169Why do your wrists look. So small
>>34825173It's biology. It will override whatever faggot programming most girls are running, but then again if you're fine with being a twink you're probably fine being a cuck.
>>34825174>>doesn’t understand the concept of 'its the thought that counts'The thought doesn't count.
>>34825174>: ) u get the happy face nowbut they have to be red and blue (as if we were magnets) and I wear it on my right wirst and yours on your left
>>34825155>this is just how I amYou say that like you haven't been exposed to xenoestrogens your entire life
>>34825059Meh. I find women sexually appealing but a romantic relationship with one doesn't appeal to me and switching to women doesn't fix the trust issues and bitterness.
>>34825177lol someone cucked you right?
my ultimate sex fantasy is to be reclining on a couch nakey with laying on top of me, us hugging each other and effortlessly kissing while she holds my dick between her thighs and I massage her back and butt. Then she flips around, inserts my penis and grinds her cervix against it while I bite her neck and rub her vulva. Whoever cums first gets bullied by the other until he/she recoversState sex, your own fantasy, and an unrelated picture
>>34825181I'm so glad my mom was super healthy and didn't take anything when she was pregnant with me. As a result my taint is huge (3.5").
>>34825181no I was just raised by women
>>34825174>doesn’t understand the concept of 'its the thought that counts'Doesn't mean you have carte blanche to abandon all taste
>>34825179materialists dont make for good partners anyways>>34825180deal, who get which
>>34825185No, I can tell before a woman even knows she's going to cheat and act accordingly.
>>34825188>noAnon, it's in municipal water supplies
>>34824939It's trimmed I don't think it counts. >>34824966Honestly no it was probably in kindergarten or something.
>>34825191>materialists dont make for good partners anywayssee >>34825132 ;)
>>34825187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAnPnPKJJNw
>>34825191>deal, who get whichI want the blue one on my left wrist
>>34825174>very nice, did u make those all urself?no, I traded for them or just got them from randos who wanted a hug>>34825176because they are
>>34825186MBlowing up a bunch of African poachers or bandits or some other shit with a handful of other white guys. We'll have guns and explosives
>>34825192oh I see, you've never dated anyone and you're just spouting a bunch of incel nonsense got it
>>34825195thats not what materialist means in every day use and u know that
>>34825199I bet you got a cute bussy on you
>>34825203
>>34825202I've dated plenty. People aren't that hard to predict when you pay attention.
>>34825207ur not fun to talk to no offense
>>34825176his wrist is bigger than mine...
>>34825212Yeah well you're also >>34825155
What's the female equivalent of a cum tribute?
Foids, is this photo too cheesy for online profiles? I swear I had a reason to wear the kneepads
>>34825216getting roofied at a shitty club by a cuban
>>34825217Lol
>>34825215wow look at you! you're so observant! again, it's not like I chose this body
>>34825216squirting on a picture of you
>>34825217why censor the face :/
>>34825211entirely by intent. >no offenseso, this is you projecting. I'm not fun to talk to because I have no incentive to be. Your job is to entice me to be fun to talk to. You imagine that I might be offended because you feel offended by my perceived un-fun-ness. I don't care at all. I'm here to make you wake up and be a person.
>>34825217>kneepadsinstant ick
>>34825220Delicious twinks itt
>Hemorrhoids do not concern me, Admiral, I want that shit. Not excuses.
>>34825223I'm not sure women actually do this.
>>34825226>Your job is to entice me to be fun to talk to...i never signed up for that, what would make me fun to talk to anyways? >You imagine that I might be offended because you feel offended by my perceived un-fun-ness.no i said 'no offense' cause telling someone they are not fun to talk to is objectively not very nice and i felt bad for saying it>I'm here to make you wake up and be a person.did u just get done watching the matrix or something
all the twinks i see are with morbidly obese cows
>on a kink hookup app>match with a plapjack who says shes up for anything>tells me what shes into>tell her my kinks>she stops responding and unmatched mewhy is this so hard
>>34825235like straight up fat bearded women
>>34825231ugh gross
>>34825236You mentioned something Msub related, didn't you?
>>34825217It's the arms for me not the kneepads Why you doing that And hook your chest strap
>>34825236let me guess, you want her to sit on your face
Wow this confirms bots.. 1 post every minute for the last couple of hours consistently. 1800 replies. Wow.The most blatant confirmation of bots I've seenAni roze she tamutu botim masrihimAtem lo yodyim et kol ha alef beit shel ha tanah
>>34825235>>34825237This must be some kind of subconscious effort from both of them to correct an unhealthy gut biome.
>>34825240You'll learn to like it
>>34825234>what would make me fun to talk to anyways?I'm going to treat this as rhetorical because I think everyone probably knows when talking is fun and when it is not, and why?>not very nicedon't care>i felt baddon'talso, don't care>>34825234>or somethingor somethingmaybe not "just"
>>34825247lol ur so nitpicky, are u like this all the time?
>>34825231To get attention from women you either have to look like the gayest boy alive or look and act like you could crush and kill her with one hand. Anyone stuck in the middle gets ignored until she needs a walking ATM
>>34825244i can post that much on my own and i'm only 1 dude
I love making her laugh bros
>>34825249see>>34825096
>>34825253This, but when she's with her insecure boyfriend.
>>34825244this nigga has never heard of people having a conversation lol
>>34825242>Why you doing that Because I was stuck midway up the mountain and got lost in 95+ degree heat>>34825242>And hook your chest strapwhat chest strap?
>>34825254yea but this is online not irl so u dont have to be strict or stoic
>>34825255based
>>34825246UGH it's the mega gay anon
>>34825244>Why is the thread dead at midnightWoah Sherlock in here
MENYou ask your gf for anal sex and she agrees but only on the condition that she can peg you first so you know how it feels.Are you agreeing?
>>34825263I don't like anal
>>34825258>have to beif anything it's more fun here than irl
>>34825263there was a time when i would have but no longeri don't think a good woman can stay attracted to man that allows her to put him in that kind of position
>>34825267>there was a time when i would haveLol faggot
>>34825265how old are you?
>>34825241>>34825243She said she was into bdsm, degregadation, and being put in her place. I told her I was into watersports as a dom. Still shocks me that would be a hard line for women
>>34825270peeing on women is just something you have to do in the shower when they're not expecting it
GenderAre we cooming or are we dooming?
>>34825186I want my wife/gf to randomly stop and undress me while we're in our house. I want her to do it because she's aroused and selfish and wants an object to look at and play with.
>>34825271if i was dating someone sure, but I dont want spend weeks working on this woman just to get a change to take a shower with her to maybe pee on her. Its a big kink in my life, and I've been blueballed for years from women who flake out before meeting up or gfs who said no they dont want it. at this point I want to try it out to see if I even like it as much as I think I would, or if its something best left to porn
I like rage baiting women because I know they will call me a small dick loser and that gets me hard
>>34825276Degeneracy is ultimately unfulfilling.
>>34825277Based at the first part cringe at the second part. My favourite part is genuinely bullying them and being mean to women and then they get feelings for me because it makes them sexually tense the funniest part is when incels get angry at this phenomena
>>34825277it's wild that you can regularly get a girl off so thoroughly that she acts possessed, pisses herself and passes out but then when she's mad at you she will try and tell you that you've never given her an orgasm give me a break
>>34825280woah Mr.Cool over here makes women SHIT they BRITCHES
>>34825263No, i don't want anything going in anyone's butt. Hers also no.
>>34825280"Oh yeah? Well guess what? You failed to make my vagina feel physical sensations. I am a hole right now and I am using my hole to shame your penis!" Women have a knack for objectifying themselves then claiming men objectify them it's like when they shit on pregnancy and day shit like "I am not an incubator"
>>34825278whys that? you think people who are kinky in their sex lives are unhappy?
>be woman >average IQ lower than men in the right tail >literally fewer of you above 130 >spatial rotation tests show 1 SD gap that doesn’t close with practice >grip strength, upper body power, bone density all massively male-biased >even the strongest women get outlifted by average gymbros >STEM fields with highest g-loading stay 80-90% male no matter how many scholarships you throw at it >crime stats: men commit the vast majority of violent crime, but women commit the majority of child abuse and partner-initiated domestic violence once you control for reporting >emotional volatility and neuroticism scores higher on every big five dataset >yet the entire culture pretends the gaps are “social constructs” >then act shocked when the competence hierarchy doesn’t match the 50/50 fantasy Girls can't do shit other than SUCK DICK
>>34825300the most problematic thing in this post is incorporating crime statistics, because destructive female behaviors have not been treated as criminal recently. Every woman is a rapist.
>>34825300>Decide to look up the child abuse claim>Google AI says "uhmm it's true but only because women are a victim!"They even managed to pussy whip the algorithm holy shit
>>34825290>you think people who are kinky in their sex lives are unhappyYeah. A meta analysis of various studies makes me pretty confident about it too.
>>34825310>They even managed to pussy whip the algorithm holy shitA good chunk of AI compute and labor goes into censoring the models
>>34825278When you make if your entire life maybe. if you have projects that you work on then it's a fulfilling way to blow off steam. Most great conquerors in history were massive degenerates.
>>34825316Can i see these studies?What is the conclusion, that people who have vanilla regular sex are the happiest?
>>34825322>Can i see these studiesI'm about to pass out but there are a few of them. >What is the conclusionPeople in traditional faith based marriages are the happiest and healthiest and have the lowest rates of divorce.
I had caprisun for the firt time in years
how are doing tonight everypony
>>34825263No, women are to be penetrated, men penetrate.Counter offer, I will eat her out for an hour.
>>34825307Is this rape?
>>34825263No, we sorted this out before becoming bf/gf
We are in the other thread
>>34825340Shut up, nerd
>>34825132Sure
/atoga/ moids and foids how much do you weigh?
>>34825343M120 kilos
>>34825343my cock weighs 8"
>>34825343M124 "lbs" units.
>>34825343F70kg
>>34825350plap
>>34825307>Every woman is a rapist.Explain
>>34825343f, 87kg
>>34825354I cast anti-plap protection magick on this foid. No magick can undo this or any spell or trick or text.
>>34825343M94-95 kg
>kilogramsFinally, some normal people around
>>34825361I cast anti-plap protection magick on this moid. No magick can undo this or any spell or trick or text. I don't play favorites you are welcome sir
>>34825366Well, barely anything changes I guess
>>34825350Thank you I guess
Born a sexual being :/
>>34825343M 68kg
>>34825370babies don't think of sex :/
>>34825371...How old are you?
>>3482537424
u guys are awfully vertical
>>34825343M 63.5kg
>>34825371>>34825377...You know that you must be over 18 years of age to use this site, right?
>>34825380Funny
>>34825376I'm diagonal. I developed stability issues from spending too much time in my room.
im just going to assume most of you are too shy to answer
>>34825371>>34825377I'm warning you, boysHeavier than you aunties post some pretty nasty things in this place
>>34825335
>>34825384Hahahaha you're funny I would fuck you for sure
>>34825380What are you talking about? Are you angry because you weigh more?>>34825389What
>>34825389
I asked you to stop posting SpiderMan stuff
i can easily rape anyone under 170lbs
>>34825397Scott...
Sure you can
men would u let me wash and shampoo ur hair or scalp (bald anon welcome too)
>>34825403As long as you let me wash your pussy
>>34825403No
>>34825403I have normal hair and yeah, head-touching is the best
>>34825403I don't trust you enough for such intimacy, what if you try to rape and kill me?
>>34825403no i don't like soap other than hand soap while washing hands but i'd wash your hair
>>34825406..no deal>>34825410why would i do that to u
>>34825414Then you can go fuck your self. As you clearly do all the time.
>>34825417moids dont even knowhow to wash pussy correct
>>34825420yeah you're probably right the only gfs i remember seeing wash their pussy didn't do a lot and had stinky pussies (one of them tried to blame it on my dick but i knew better)
Everyone knows about gooner video games, but what are some goonette video games?
>>34825423i didnt realize i was talking to a non-virgin moid... no wonder ur so strange
>>34825426i'm nta but you'd probably find the rest of my posts strange as well
>>34825420Yes we do it's not rocket science you just take a bar of strong alcohol based soap and directly rub that into the vagina making sure to get right between the labia then rinse with water and use a douche of water inside then finish off with scouring it roughly with a heavy textured towel or dry sponge good as new
>>34825424never looked but i'm sure yaoi h games are around
>>34825428virgin moids are forgiven for such things cause they’re still pure<3
>>34825434Tranny hands
>>34825436bitter unpure moid hands
>>34825439tranny predatory hands
one last thing i like nice meaty calves on a woman, but not cankles
>>34825424Love and Deepspacehttps://youtu.be/qMcmM7kEKgA
>>34825441manwhore
>>34825447go split your own dick tranny stop preying on virgin males for your fantasy
>>34825449im a virgin female
my dick is a nigger but i am not
Just two autists arguing
i unironically talked to a bunch of virgin females from all over the world on the old internet, got signpics and everything i wasn't even creepy about it and only had like 2 gfs at that point
>>34825450sure you are and im dolph lundgren, you're not fooling anyone troon
>>34825450>>34825447>>34825439"THERE IS NOTHING THERE!"https://youtu.be/Yy-K_f2uq9k
>>34825455u dont even deserve to be pawed at
>>34825453>Believing when e-whores tell you they are virgin You have any idea how common lying about being virgin is for a woman
>>34825461Good keep your tranny man hands off my body
men get called out on their lack of virginity and start calling u a tranny
>>34825456To protect my own sanity, I too refuse to acknowledge the existence of foids in this place
>>34825470I wonder how fucked a foids life needs to be that she tumbled into this shithole.
I had sex with my moid all night last night
>>34825478"As I will always deny them. I will not play the willing meat for such lazy parasites. If they want my belief, they must show me something more than they have already.">The thing in the flask grew agitated, causing it to shudder in Saqqara's grip. Fabius leaned close, smile widening."But that would require some degree of true sentience, I fear. Something these thought-forms are singularly incapable of. They are nothing but cunning mirrors - hollow and empty. But they do make wonderful scouts."
>>34825444Women will call men pedos then play games like this where all the dudes look like teenagers.
>>34825462they were visibly and audibly underage also why i did not try anything despite one of them wanting to marry me
>>34825485>i smoked meth with my moid all night last night that's gross
>>34825257No chest strap on a bag with a hip belt? Weird. It makes them way more comfortable for me to wear. >>34825343F bout 120 lbs
>>34825495>F>120>backpacker >posts hereBro what. No. No way.
>>34825500>No. No way. I can't tell if you're horrified or excited.
>>34825450(You)
>>34825403Yes pls
>>34825403How much does it cost?
>>34825397
Should I jerk off
>>34825495my "chest strap" are my shoulder pads. This is a backpack not a BDSM harness lol. And the kidney belt helps less than you think
I'm a cuck
>>34824992>after the sexual revolution.I'll never cease to be amazed at you retards believing that women never cheated before that. As if marriage was some D&D curse that makes a woman shit herself to death when she sucks another dick lolEven today, actual religious conservatives often consider it good form to have a side chick, and most cheating occurs in trad relationships where peopel cant divorce despite being unhappy because what woudl the neighours think.It may be for the best that homos like you get sorted out of the gene pool. Adapt or perish, and your crying about the world being as it is shows you are unable to adapt. Adaptability is the primary human evolutionary trait.
>>34825403No. Not you. You can't even spell.
>>34825403I'd have to see you naked first
>>34825568are they just gonna pretend Jean didn't murder all those random civilians in Doomsday?
>>34825444God I want to do that to >him.
>>34825343I'm up to 120.6kg now. But my underwear and one set of pants keep falling off. I need to take measurements again.But I'm day one on my period rn so I have to wait at least a week.
>>34826332Ye>>34823236
>>34826508>120.6kgYikes
Cards against humanity is building a statue to flip off elon for fucking with the annex it bought in texas next to his sad 500sqft moid cave. Thoughts?sadlittlebitchwithnofriends.com
must. not. hag. maxx.
hags are everywhere and they're hotter and more dtf than they've ever been
Why do sweet and shy moids become fuckboys
>>34826654see >>34825010
>>34826654also >>34824992
>>34826662Manwhore cope
>>34826837i have never cheated
>>34825038https://youtu.be/AWiccrTB4LM
