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Didn't put the old one in the op you fuckin idiot
>>34835074If you want to read good books about being married to an alien check out Octavia Butler's Lilith's Brood trilogy.
that shit tastes like coins and battery acidsmells even worse
Women, were you fed today? Were you bred today?
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WomenShould I start writing crappy romance fics as a way of coping with the crippling loneliness?
>>34835084No, i'm not a virgin but I've never gone down in my life, and after this its going to stay that way
>>34835082Ay, ¿Qué dice? No hablo judezno
Reminder that women are NOT chadsexuals like you CHUDs. They only like men like pic related.
>>34835083Holy shit they become more of an attention whore with each thread, just want to pump them out fast so it's THEIR thread.
genderdo you apprechiate art? do you like galleries and museums?
>>34835074Femanon, why are you like that?
>>34835074foid coded edition
>>34835099fya
>>34835092No, you should write good romance fics.>>34835095Lazy bait.>>34835099FI think I do, but I've been informed by the artist community that because I like fucking around with Stable Diffusion that I actually despise art and want to genocide all artists.
>>34835095>They only like men like pic related.Making him Chad by definition.
I approach random groups on the street and introduce my self and say if I can join them. I've meet a lot of good friends this way. Sometimes however it doesn't work out. Like tonight for example, I approach this group and introduce my self, say my name and shake this guys hand but they remained cold and didn't tell me their name. It got uncomfortable so I left. You have to know your worth and not be afraid of social interactions and to walk away proud.
>>34835099MaleI am starting to appreciate it I used to hate it. I like galleries and museums but only if it doesn't have pretentious shit in them
>>34835099MI like art. I’m an amateur artist myself. I don’t have any formal education or know much art history thoughMuseums and galleries are some of my favorite date spots
>>34835105all of the art community. every single artist in the GALAXY
You said that, you could never love me. I undid your gown.
>>34835100>bro's just tanking it while doomscrolling on the phone
>>34835105>you should write good romance ficsThat's not going to happen.
>>34835099MYeah.Yes, but it's been to long since I last went to one.
Men who are good for nothing but their hot bodies and big dicks
>>34835099FYEAH I LIKE THAT THING THAT MAKES ME SEEM CLASSY[SLURPS COCK]
Anon-kun, I've brewed you some special datura tea. Want some?
>>34835100Why can't that be me? Fuck him, what did he do to deserve that?
>>34835105>I think I do, but I've been informed by the artist community that because I like fucking around with Stable Diffusion that I actually despise art and want to genocide all artists.thats a brainlet takeI love galleries but I'll make AI generated art all the time, just for shitposting but stillNo eric, me not paying a retard 500 bucks to make a funny meme in 2 weeks doesnt mean I cant go and apprechiate da vinci
>>34835122No. And just Anon will do.
>>34835099MaleI do appreciate art, especially landscape paintings>galleries and museumsI do, I have an annual pass for my cities museum. It has a few other places like the gardens and aquarium. Its a good deal and I enjoy taking dates to them.Really filters out a lot of women but I still enjoy the intellectual talks with some of them. Makes me feel smarter than I am lol
What kind of man declines his girlfriend’s offer to lotion her whole body after she gets out of the shower?
>>34835094Pero hablas la lingua de tus violadores, tus conquistadores.
i just got a genius idea for my story. kill all my protagonists and reanimate them as monsters.
>>34835122What is that?
>>34835131Man that doesn't want to do it?
>>34835131she's either repulsive or he's gay
>>34835122Will it kill me?
>I like art. anyways, here's my hyperbolic rant about people who don't like AIState genderThoughts on people who use questions to go off on tangential rants about things that make them seethe?
>>34835132YO onions el conquistador, thoughever
>>34835122>>34835135Datura tea is an extremely dangerous and toxic brew made from plants in the Datura genus, such as Datura stramonium (jimsonweed). Drinking this tea causes severe poisoning, intense and frightening hallucinations, long-lasting delirium, and potentially death
>>34835127Roxton manhandled the rogue twink
>>34835134Why not just make it a Halloween special? Like a separate story. Then continue with the way things have been going.
>>34835131A man who doesn't know what he's missing.Massaging and lotioning up your partner is super intimate and close in a relationship
>>34835122Fuck yeah gimme
>>34835122>>34835140what he saidit better at least paralyze me so you can kidnap and torture me
>>34835141MThey’re fussy nerds
>>34835145valyrian ''supremacist'' getting humbled
>>34835122Why would you do that to me?
>>34835105>I've been informed by the artist community that because I like fucking around with Stable Diffusion that I actually despise art and want to genocide all artists.I think we should. Picrelated: The time artfags got tricked and called Monet "AI Slop".
>>34835141If you're upset with my what I said, you can respond to me directly anon.
>>34835144Why are women like this?
>>34835121Nta but would you slurp cock in a musem? Because that would be hot>>34835122Yes of course hrghblhhht. ate the mandrake stew
>>34835131One who doesn't like his gfs body
>>34835131Maybe he doesn't want sex today?
>>34835138Why wouldn’t he want to? >>34835147Exactly>>34835139I’m not repulsive
>>34835141>Thoughts on people who use questions to go off on tangential rants about things that make them seethe?State GenderThoughts on retards who have to appeal for witnesses or court public opinion to validate their disagreement about something?
>>34835141The most interesting anons. Except for when what makes them seethe is women; then they're the most tedious anons.
Rejection feels like an extreme sport. I like it. It gets my blood boiling.
>>34835149Then sure. I've always wanted to die slowly so I can fully experience how it feels.
I'm seriously upset that this fake red hair went out of fashionused to be there were tons of girls who would wear it like that but now they're all just boring and bland brunettes
>>34835165Feels yucky to some people the lotion Or just not in the mood.
>>34835171Booty
>>34835165>I’m not repulsiveYou are to him
>>34835146well desu 3/4 protagonists were going to die anyways but i've gotten too attached to them and now i want to repurpose them for a side story type deal.
>>34835171It's depressing that true red hair isn't a thing in real life.
>>34835165>Why wouldn’t he want to?NTAI don't know, because maybe he doesn't feel like it? Figure out if there's something wrong or he's ok instead of taking it like an attack to your ego.
>>34835120My body isn't that hot, but I'm a good cook.
>>34835171I liked the blue variant.
>>34835165Listen if he isn't willing to step up to the plate im sure there are enough moids on here that would be happy to do it for you
>>34835151to be fair that other dude is fucking huge, holy
>>34835186Fuck no, she sounds childish and unberable.
Women I'm out of razors and the stubble is growing in
>>34835186I would
>>34835178Cool
>>34835171>19 yo in germany murdered men because she was obsessed with ted bundy and other amerimutt serial killersoh. so that's why you posted this image.
Don't you hate it when some stinky foid invades your personal mancave and goes through your stuff with her stinky foidly hands?
>>34835190Use sandpaper instead.
>>34835165Were you hoping it would lead to something?
>>34835185my first gf was a blue variantbut I've always and still yearn for a scarlet one
>>34835195I guess you could call my library a man cave
>>34835171The early 2000's was much more experimental and you'd get cool stuff like this.Now a days women with bright colored hair dont exist except for mentally ill circles
>>34835195Weird scene of her going through his stuff saying he's obviously gets zero pussy.
>>34835194NTASeriously? Goddammit I just wanted to talk about how red hair is superior to real life gingers.
Blue hair ones are extremely mentally illRed ones are a coin toss
>>34835203I was in my teens during the 2010sthese colors were super big here on the balkan. Now every girl is trying to be a kardashian lookalike>>34835194to be fair she only killed immigrants by luring them on tinder
>>34835189You've described half of the current dating market.Im sorry but you have to work with what you have not what you want
>>34835209at 12 inches, a man doesn't get to make choices anymore
>>34835211I would if I could get even that.
Glad those are out of fashion. Can't wait for alt shit to stop as well.
>>34835210>38 middle eastern man going off to date 19 satanic druggie who vowed to kill a man every dayunreal
>>34835216you're just mad because your brown ass cant pull it off JH
>>34835209>Blue hair ones are extremely mentally illThat's fine, so am I.
>>34835204And then raping him and his ex
>>34835210>balkanYou from the region?I'm sorry to hear that.2Balkan4U use to be a favorite sub of mine
>>34835218Not Jh
>>34835213Get ready to learn how to be a "Daddy"I.e. the only responsible one in the relationship
>>34835220why is she brown in the corner?
>>34835221unfortunately slovenian
>>34835222>JH jr.
>>34835227That's the body of MJ, Peter's ex
>>34835226nta but I want that
>>34835228Inwill be leaving slovenia to go back home in 10 says. I wish I could stay a bit longer but an entire year was fine. I likes Bled.
WOMEN WOULD YOU HAVE SEX
>>34835228Serious question after all I've read about the region why not move to Croatia. They seem like they are doing the best out of the rest of the Balkans
>>34835235lucky you
>>34835239Going back to Montenegro lol think again
>>34835100>Femanon, why are you like that?Most are like this https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786811179155969.webm
>>34835238Family and I dont want to speak croatianI already go to the croatian coast every summerif I could pick I'd go to Austria instead.
>>34835233All fun and games until you are the only one doing anything. Like scheduling her doctor's appointments or making sure she's taking her meds on time.It can cause burnout if not handled well
Would women date me????
I love having a full head of hair I'm gonna kill myself if I hit 30
>>34835241its probably better than here no?
>>34835244I'd fuck the shit out of her but my god I wouldn't stand her for 5 minutes on a date
>>34835245Why not?Arent you guys in the EU already?
Men, how would you feel if your that kept complaining that your gf is unattractive?
I hate not having a full head of hair im gonna kill myself when I hit 30
>>34835251Not quite. I have out of the loop but it is shit just like always. Honestly Ljubljana has tired me out. Need a break back home to recharge where I won't have ti pay rent at least.
>>34835253I have family here and I cant really move for reasons. I have to stay
>>34835258>Honestly Ljubljana has tired me outunderstandable, what a shitheap of a cityits like a mini berlin or frankfurt
>>34835246I’m aware. I think I’d enjoy it
Women. How would you like to be told by your new boyfriend that you are calling too much? She calls every night and sometimes multiple times a day. She wants to be on the phone for hours at a time. We've only been seeing eachother for three weeks. I like my alone time. How do I get her to back off a bit without her freaking out?
>>34835254My what
>>34835244Why do redheads have such big tits?
>>34835259Sorry I meant why not go to Austria for vacation.Or did you mean you'd rather move to Austria if given the chance
Why put off until tomorrow that which you can do today?
>>34835262The people I've meet were quite nice however. i just minded the homeless in the parks and near bavarski dvor.
>>34835220
You may not like it, but, in time, you will learn to accept that this is what perfection of the male form looks like.
>>34835268My family owns a seaside house in croatia so its easier to just go there instead of planning expensive trips and booking hotels. So for vacation its fineif I could move I'd go to austria
>>34835269Because the tomorrow me is going to be as capable and useful as the today me, and the today me doesn't want to deal with this shit anymore.
>>34835272I know which one you're talking about. The pool caffee on bavarski dvor used to be my go to first date location when I was in college
>>34835278It's not gonna be better tomorrow.
>>34835275isn't that the guy who coerces 16 year old boys into having sex with him?
>>34835269FINE ILL BUY THAT FUCKING THING DAMN YOU
>>34835281And it's not going to be a better today either so what does it matter?
>>34835092Wouldn't that make you feel worse?>>34835099FYeah>>34835107Usually you can tell but sometimes they surprise you. Once I was at a bar out on the smoking patio and I overheard a girl say something so I agreed with her and she reacted well but her short chubby friend was REALLY bitchy about it and stared daggers at me the rest of the night. I blew her a kiss. >>34835171My favorite art teacher dyed her hair this color so I'm also biased towards it.
>>34835279I was there two days ago with some people and we paid 11 euros and we managed to play 3 rounds. The prices ffs If I didn't have boni it would've been impossible.
>>34835276Ive always thought about vacationing out in the Balkans. Ive been to Austria and Italy near there. Any good places to see if I do decide to go down there?
In a few weeks, another summer will be gone.Life is too short and moves too fast. I don't think I can handle it much longer.
Do women here use the /pol/ board by any chance?
>>34835269This is so true.. I was procrastinating on something for a while recently and it was kind of stressing me out but I finally did it the other day and I feel a lot more chill now!
>>34835288yeah ljubljana is german priced with albanian wages>>34835290I stick to around novigrad because its close to the house and I basically know everything there.Basically any seaside town in croatia runs on tourism so just pick a random one, its going to be the same
>>34835293I never go on /pol/
>>34835295Some people here told me they want to go to Vienna because the wages are better and the rents are the same. Honestly probably better in everything also.
>the female gender Intrasexual competition instinct is so strong that mothers literally sabotage their daughters, and yet this reality goes unaddressedwomen, how do you cope with the fact that any and all advice you get from other women is poisoned?
>>34835301Dumb bait
>>34835286The sooner you get it done, the less you have to worry about it.
>>34835299Meh Vienna is like Ljubljana from what I've heardsuper multiculti at this point and dangerousKlagenfurt would be a better fit because its smaller, all the skiing spots are closer and I know the place because of ex gfs
>>34835292Handle what?
>>34835227Because Jean hijacked the brownie
>>34835287>Wouldn't that make you feel worse?I don't know, would it? Having imaginary friends seems more stimulating than being truly alone.
>>34835283What?
>>34835265Your grand-father
>>34835304Maybe. Until I have to deal with the same problem or some similar shit the next day, and the next.
>>34835305I guess I will learn. Going to take a break from uni and travel around a bit. Doubt I will get to see the whole picture however. Man feels like everything is going to shit.
>>34835220>>34835308Holy cringe.
>>34835296Same you couldn’t pay me to go into /pol/ bunch of dick choking right wing weirdos
>>34835294Procrastinating is so dumb. Yet somehow we can't help but doing it, can we?
>>34835312But now you know how to deal with it.
testosterone......
>>34835301It’s funny that men say this about women but I know for sure that if I needed advice an older woman would help, but men stop eachother from dating or having good lives just so 40 something year olds can get easier BOD pussy
>>34835310NTAKevin Spacey
>>34835314its almost like every single politician over here is trying to make everything worse on purpose
>>34835164It’s not about sex>>34835162Then why can’t he just say that?>>34835200Not necessarily, I just wanted to feel close to him. I don’t always shave down there and I did this time. I felt nice and clean and smooth and wanted to share that with him.
>>34835318yeah I'm literally so bad at not procrastinating lol, it's really annoying
>>34835099M, y to both>>34835131The kind of man who has to go to work>>34835134So Monster High?>>34835141Relatable>>34835171>this fake red hair went out of fashionNot in the UK lol, I have several friends with it
>>34835316>dude we need a spider-man villain and it has to be one sony didn't already use since Peter knows all of them>uuh uumm fuck uuuuh>JEAN GREY>waht?>JEAN GREY>you can't jus->DUDE JUST TRUST ME IT WILL MAKE A BILLION DOLLARSIt somehow worked
>>34835321you got none?
>>34835319That doesn't mean it gets easier, less painful or less time consuming, or that I get better or more worthy results.
>>34835325They look nothing alike except the balding
>>34835328Listen maybe he just isn't experienced enough and is nervous Give him to me and I'll give him some experience first hand ;)
>>34835334I haven't watched the movie yet, but holy shit they can't do just a spiderman movie, right? I wanted to see a cool spiderman villain, not the fucking X "dindu nuffin" men shoved down my throat again.
>>34835326That is all they seem to do anywhere in the world apparently.
>>34835328What if you told him that?
>>34835343Maybe one of these years people will have enough and drag them off the streets to execute them all.
>>34835334Better than the Odyssey
>>34835212Are you stuart little? >>34835269Bc I cba and I am delicate>>34835275The pumpkin dude in the bg?>>34835292Fr, next week I'll be back home from my beach vacation and back at work...
>>34835341Well she did a lot of damage
The devil bite's dirty, we wax and wane
>>34835309Idk I think it would make me feel worse to dwell on the thing I'm sad about not having.
Any gender, what's your favorite top movies?
Let a man eat
Wait women are sleeping with bums now?
>>34835347Never happening. Really resistance would require people getting off their phones. Which isn't going to happen unless something drastic happened
>>34835357MRush
>>34835347Doubt that. People are too conformed today. The students don't care enough to change things. We are all pacified.
>>34835359What are you eating>>34835357Top Gun is a top movie
>>34835334They were gonna make it mister negative but literally no one knew who he is
My horoscope told me to stop gooning State GenderWhat does your horoscope say today
>>34835353Like every time the x-men are involved for some reason. She's still not a spiderman villain, and I would've prefered fucking Big Wheel instead of her.
>>34835364Pussy
>>34835318Nta, I used to struggle a lot with procrastination, until I realise that it's just your brain telling you where your priorities lie and what's really important. Once I cut everything out of my life that I didn't like everything became much easier. Do what you love and never work a day in your life type shit
>>34835357MaleThe Dark Knight Has always been my favorite movie ever since I saw itSecond best is harder but probably a comedy like Airplane!Thay was an amazing movie even today.
>>34835357M12 monkeys, mad max fury road, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
>>34835367MPost the site and I'll tell you
>>34835367Male My horoscope told me to keep gooning and edging until tomorrow
>>34835357FMy favs are fight club, the talented mr ripley, and after hours
>>34835367MI don't know
>>34835357MI enjoyed whiplash alot but not my fav. Don't think I have a favourite one. Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, are the inly I can remember right at this moment.
>>34835371You are what you eat...>>34835367Funny I got this cause I took a boat out with some ppl today
>>34835357MLotR and Star Wars 1-6
>>34835378Co-StarIts an app, just google yours I guess>>34835379Unironically it will probably tell me to do that in like a month, its told me to jerk off before
>>34835089I did eat, but my bf isn't going to try to knock me up until he gets back in an hour or so.
>>34835357M>The Last Temptation of Christ>The Holy Mountain>Star Wars>Alien>The Thing
>>34835122ohh yessum
>>34835355What should I do instead? How do I stop dwelling on it? Wouldn't a delusion be better than true emptiness?
>>34835357F. John Carter, tPotO, Howl's Moving Castle, to try to hit a few different genres.
>>34835357MI don't even know, I've never been the type to have favorites of things. Maybe I've seen too many movies as well, I try to think about the movies I've seen and there's too many to pick favorites.
Looks like librivox is down or something Gender How are you coping?
>>34835357MGun to my head I'm picking>Battle Royale>Baby Driver>Funny Games (2007)
>>34835387It told me to star writing poetry lmao. I've already been doing that
>>34835372>Do what you love and never work a day in your life type shitEasier said than done. Not many have that privilege.
>>34835401What is that?
>>34835401Male I have no idea what that is
>>34835357MRobocop, The Thing, A Clockwork Orange.
>>34835385That sounds nice>>34835403That sounds gay but still nice
>>34835357MBlade RunnerThe CrowI was going to say Edge of Tomorrow too but I've seen that enough times to have gotten bored with it.
>>34835405librivox.orgSite with free audiobooks
>>34835367F"You are not responsible for anyone else's behavior or shortcomings"I am also being told to avoid my ex's Instagram, and find some wildflowers. My sister made me a costar I had to redownload the app for this I hope you feel special.
Women. How would you feel if when you got naked in front of your bf for the first time he took a step back to look at you. How would you feel if he asked you to turn/spin around.
>>34835411>Edge of TomorrowYou are crazy for this, its a fun movie but putting it in a top list is wild.Now the manga on the other hand could comfortably make a top 5 list any time
>>34835412Ah I see. Never used it. Hope it gets fixed soon. I never did an audio book.
>>34835396Idk learn how to weave nets or something. Or be a train room guy.
Men don't moan enough
>>34835404Sometimes you have to make sacrificies or have patience. I'm financially poor for instance and work long hoursI appreciate I'm privileged and got lucky though>>34835410It was chill though I got a bit seasick>>34835401Use Wikipedia ig>>34835413>find some wildflowersBe careful with those, I ate some the other day and felt sick
>>34835401MI have physical books, I don't care.
>>34835423Skill issue on foids part
>>34835424Why would you eat random flowers
>>34835413>I had to redownload the app for this I hope you feel specialThanks for participating femanon, I do feel special <3*mwah*>I am also being told to avoid my ex's Instagram,Costar tells me to stop cyberstalking my ex's all the time>>34835424>I ate some the other day and felt sickare you a fucking horse
Women what would you do/how would you feel if a guy was fucking you, stopped out of nowhere and just went>nah this isnt itdressed himself and walked out
>>34835423Because it's CRINGE, that's why women do it
>>34835416I would be flattered
>>34835423Women, on the other hand, have said the exact same asinine and meaningless quote more than enough.
>>34835412ntathanks anon, i've been thinking about getting into audiobooks. this is a good excuse to do that now
>>34835423fuck off with this humiliation ritual
>>34835401FDon't care. I can read much faster than I can listen and can't listen well if I'm trying to do literally anything else.
>>34835421>learn how to weave nets or something.I'm doing something similar. It gives a loot of time to mentally dwell on things.
Hey femanon. Nice hands. Can I hold em?
>>34835423I moan every day >>34835428>>34835429Don't knock it til you try it is my saying Also I'm dumb>>34835430Gif made me lol
>>34835418I don't know, I can't think of any movies I've enjoyed more.
>>34835423What are you talking about? You hear nothing but moaning from them here.
>>34835423I’m pretty sure I do. I don’t have to try to keep myself from moaning but have had to keep myself from responding to these kinds of posts with vocaroos
>>34835424Nigga why are you eating wildflowers are you a horse
>>34835357MA clockwork orange, caligula, dog day afternoon, midnight express, amores perros, whiplash, fear and loathing in las vegas, a perfect world, terminator and a couple more that I dont remember right now
Part of me still wants to be with those people, because some of them are just really fun to be around.But it's better to not be, right?Right?
>>34835423>Men don't moan enoughSome do https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9DY1TCHkOPU
>>34835450You should kill them all to be honest. It's not like we're lacking people.
>>34835438Agreed, as someone with ADHD I don't understand how people can listen to audiobooks, I immediately zone outI've been reading an actual book recently but I constantly have to google what words mean>>34835447Let a himbo live
>>34835416It's a bit much but I'd indulge.>>34835440Why not listen to music or podcasts or something? Or documentaries? >>34835441You couldn't possibly be talking about me>>34835442>Don't knock it til you try it I mean I'll eat some flowers but for some reason I imagined you picking something you didn't recognize right on the side of the road where they've got pollution and dog piss all over/in them.
>>34835449>A clockwork orangeWhat kind of a sick freak would write that book?What kind of a sick freak would choose to turn it into a movie?
>>34835453No, they do not deserve death, not even the most retarded of them.
>>34835450Sure anon whatever helps you sleep at night
>>34835450I just agreed to another social invite and am already regretting it desuI mean unless they're a bad influence nothing wrong with spending time with them, long as it's not cutting into more important things
>>34835447Let a nigga horse around god damn
State sex and what you thought of Pingas Mafia and Funny Rave as a wholehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO5Alt2B_kk
>>34835399I've thought more about it and here are four films that I think are really good.Spider-Man 2 (Platonic ideal of the superhero film/summer blockbuster)Silence (2016)Secrets and LiesEyes Wide Shut
I'm horsing around iykwim
Stories have been passed around orally for generations and I think that is the best way to experience certain stories. I still prefer reading. Never listened to an audiobook. And the point isn't for you to read it fast and just be done with it. Write some notes about it underline words and passages you would lime to memorise enjoy it.
>>34835455I like it if I'm just walking somewhere but I'll do that with music or in silence just as often if not more.There's two sides to that coin I read so much as a kid my mom regularly makes fun of me for using "SAT words" lol.
>>34835456Im sure there are plenty of moids in this thread that would kill to hold your hand
>>34835465FI was never a big fan of Youtube Poops.
If you weren't exactly the type of girl I would be interested in, would you let me find out for myself?
>>34835456Do you have granny hands?
>>34835472Eh no. Her hand stinks and sweats a lot.
>>34835458>fear and loathing in las vegasgoated choice, cant believe i forgot about that. shit has so much style
>>34835472>>34835475You could hold my dad's hand and get almost the exact same experience is where I'm going with this lol.
Lights out convinced me Jacob is the best audiobook voice actor in history that shi was hilarious
>>34835357MHana-bi and The Big Lebowski.#3 is more vague.>>34835375Your choices are genuinely spectacular and those are three beautiful movies.Not enough people value 12 Monkeys, I watch it every single time I somehow catch it on TV, it is probably my most rewatched movie with Lebowski.
>>34835469>Will Arnet's fursona
>>34835470So would you enjoy it if your partner told you stories to help you fall asleep?I use to do that with an ex and she loved hearing history stories at night
>>34835456>Why not listen to music or podcasts or something? Or documentaries?Heh. Sometimes I listen to gf roleplay audios.
>>34835472Sure, if I have to hold her hand so I can kill someone, I guess I could.
>>34835470>orally>audiobookAre you retarded
>>34835476They do not stink but they are perpetually clammy yeah.
>>34835456>picking something you didn't recognize right on the side of the roadNah it was in a nature park>>34835471Yeah I can't listen to anything if I'm walking somewhere, too stressful>read so much as a kid my mom regularly makes fun of me for using "SAT words" lolThat's cute lol, my sister was like that>>34835465PINGAS will never get old>>34835482Back in the 90s
>>34835478Umm sweety its 2026 4chan is one of the gayest sites on the internet.My point still stands
WomenWould you judge a guy if he used to date and have sex with a woman who abused steroids?
>>34835478Calloused veiny chunky man hands?
>>34835484Hmm I don't know. This is something I would have to experience to really know how I would feel about it.
>>34835481Me and femanon
>>34835477It starts off really fun and then it gets progressively worse and by the end I just feel dirty and depressed with a pit in my stomach.But give that (you) to the anon who mentioned it.
I may kill myself if I don’t marry a smart muscly man
>>34835501I don't think any man that blasts roids is particularly smart
>>34835497Yeah I assume its pretty person specific.Maybe it falls more into the category of talking on the phone until you pass out.Either way I think it would be an interesting thing to try out with a partner if you get the chance
>>34835492>nature parkAll natural poisoning then, sorry I doubted you. >I can't listen to anything if I'm walking anywhere Aw man that's rough. Surely you suffer from the "The music is too loud I have to turn it down so I can see" driving thing too. Your sister sounds chill lol. >>34835495Not particularly calloused right now but they are veinyer and chunkier than I would like and I know it was in the genes my sister has very dainty hands.
>>34835494Gross. Post a real Wheyfu like Paddy or Rhea Ripley
>>34835506Post em
>>34835501I don't think that's achievable natty
>>34835508Absolutely not
>>34835503NTAWho would enjoy being treated like a 5 year old?
>>34835506>driving thingI can't drive lol, seems too stressful. I love loud music though Thanks (: she's not really chill but she's smart
I think having a firm man arm to chew on when I'm stressed would fix me
>>34835511Is that really a question?Have you seen the modern state of women?
>>34835511A lot more people would be into ABDL if you took out the DL part
>>34835513Ouch.It hurts even when my cat does it
>>34835513It does help
>>34835513Only if you let yourself be a soft bag of flesh to toerment when I need to.
>>34835513I think having a foid chew on my arm would fix me
>>34835523Torment how?
>>34835510Why?
>>34835481I wish women were okay with cuddling as friends
>>34835513Chew your own arm weirdo.
>>34835529They are
Women, do you recommend men that'll never look like this >>34835501 take their own lives?
>>34835513We are very chewy. This would fix me too
>>34835533With us moids, I mean.
>>34835535Dumb bait
>>34835527You guys got a picture of me a few weeks ago don't get greedy. I did purposely remove my hands though lmao.
>>34835423don't have anyone to moan with, otherwise I would. Sounds hot as fuck
>>34835513Can you chew on my traps a bit too?
Name one thing wrong with my secret approach to getting laid with hot college girls>go on instagram>look up incoming freshman class of 20XX introduction pages for colleges around you>follow girls who you find attractive/want to fuck and/or add them on Snapchat>reply to the stories of the ones who follow you back where they’re clearly posting themselves>rizz them up using Gen Z slang about how they’re baddies and/or use cheesy animal memes like picrel>continue rizzing up the ones who reciprocate and express interest>ask them if they wanna hang out>hang out with them close to their college and take things back to their place>sexxo with girls who are more often than not inexperienced first-timers/virginsAlready spent several nights the past couple weekends balls deep raw in a few freshie girls as they’re doing orientation before their roommates even moved in.Wonder how they’d feel if they knew they lost their first time getting rawdogged and creampied by a guy nearly double their age
>>34835463Unrelated but the other day, I was in a cafe and a woman suddenly appeared and asked if I could watch her bags, which was kinda flattering. She got back as I accidentally blared Chicken Coop hardtek ultra slowed on my phone cause I thought my headphones were in, and her friend looked daggers at me lol
>>34835540Yeah but that was just your hips though your hands are a different story
My boyfriend is going on ozempic and I hate it he’s the perfect bear size rn something like thisI can’t date an evil twink >>34835535No wtf just find someone that likes you
Sometimes I just get sad about the death of somebody.David Lynch, my aunt, my grandma or David Bowie.
>>34835543>reply to the stories of the ones who follow you back where they’re clearly posting themselvesYou think every other fucking guy in her comments isn't doing this
>>34835543I hope this is just a fantasy LARP post, you are a sick individual lol
>>34835537YeahSource: moid that cuddles platonically
>>34835526I don't know, punchs and kicks mostly, I guess.
>>34835543> Wonder how they’d feel if they knew they lost their first time getting rawdogged and creampied by a guy nearly double their ageIt’s always some balding depressed wanker posting fantasies about college girls as if college girls don’t want To fuck hot professors or hot sports guys >t. Currently fucking a hot professor who’s 2 years older than me
>>34835549Lynch? Why he was boring done nothing good. I suppose he was an acquired taste.
>>34835549>David BowieA rare celebrity death that got to me. I have huge respect for the fact that he decide to make one final album while on his death bed. That's dedication.
>>34835554How did this happen?
>>34835549The only famous person I feel bad about is Anthony Bourdain
>>34835562I dunno, I’m a comforting presence I guess
>>34835548>No wtf just find someone that likes youNTAYeah, like that's every going to happen.
>>34835549First three I get, but Bowie was a pedo
>>34835548No one likes me I look like a 14 year old
>>34835567Baffling
>>34835548>just find someone that likes youSome of us have a better chance of winning the lottery >>34835566Get a cat or a garden
>>34835367Mbought a set of fortune telling cards a while ago because they had a really cool design, don't actually believe in that shit but here is what I pulled>a dream of yours is about to come true. Stay still yet alert, and at the right moment, seize your opportunity with relishit's kinda crazy though how despite knowing it's all bullshit and confirmation bias, my brain still rushes to rationalize it. Or maybe that's just the leftovers of being raised around a bunch of superstitions
>>34835557What does he teach?
>>34835562They think he's gay
>>34835562ntaIts quite easy if you know a group of girls that like to go partying. You could fuck them but why risk it? Better to just keep it platonic and cuddle
>>34835566The female version of 4chan has a thread on people from the incel documentary that they like, your problem is that you don’t like girls your looks match or give up and become gay for pay and try jester star he likes straight men and is a millionaire
>>34835561Yeah, I always liked like 4 or 5 songs of his, but it was only after his death that his discography became a lot more dearer to me.I really wish I would have seen him live, Freddy Mercury too.
>>34835573Post the cards
>>34835571Is it? A lot of celebrities are weirdos
>>34835574Why do you cucks ask these pointless questions about guys these random girls are fucking wtf is wrong with you
>>34835577Proof?
Both gendersDo you think that if someone smacked me in the head with a hammer, a crowbar or something like that, would I go lights out immediately, or would I have time to be thankful for not having to read some of the stupid shit I have to read in these threads anymore?
>>34835582how you would lie.
>>34835576Nta but this also happened to me in my partying days lol. Slept over with a lot of friends but never had sex with anyone>>34835567He made good music tho. Gotta separate the art from the artist sometimes. MJ was also a pedo, people still listen to his songs
>>34835580The set is called Woodland Wardens, you'll find more pics if you google it.Each card features an animal and a plant. I think they're cute.
>have sex 4 times in my whole life>barely feel anything idk know why>no more sex after thatI'm basically a virgin. Would atogettes consider me so
>>34835549And Norm MacDonald got me crying like a real bitch.I know Larry David and David Gilmour will do that too.And that is ok.It's fine to cry over things that make you sad.
>>34835588MI think the shock of the sudden and intense pain would dominate your thoughts before you passed out. I don’t think you’d be thinking about posts.:-)
>>34835588>stupid shit I have to read in these threadsWho is forcing you?
Norm sucked
>>34835592not quite the same, but this is a reason for how I've come to terms with being a virgin for the time being.The only people that I had a realistic prospect of sleeping with, I would regret later and be basically in the same position as you, so what does it matter?
>>34835592>have sex 4 times>I'm basically a virginGtfo fakecel
>>34835590Yeah for me it was when I was closer with my sister in our early 20's.Easier to just cuddle then blow up a relationship or the group.Learned my lesson about that in HS.It definitely got one of my exes to raise her eyebrows at that lol
>>34835597Was literally thinking about this today. He was horrible.
just gooned to an e-thot named "puwussycat"she seems to smoke cigs and suck cock. a rare breed in today's world.
>>34835603You posted this yesterday
wtf is going on with 4chan mobile?Why is it giving me the desktop version?
>>34835603Whatever
>>34835592You're objectively not a virgin, just someone's who's never had good sex. Which is rather unfortunate and I hope you can experience good sex someday.
>>34835605Press this on the bottom
>>34835605Bottom of the page It happens sometimes
>>34835599> so what does it matter?It matters not being a virgin later in life, or having experienced sex at least once.
>>34835584Gee, anon. I wonder why I'd be curious how someone is able to fuck college girls. It must be because I want to date her, then watch her get fucked. That's a completely normal thing to assume.
>>34835601>when I was closer with my sister in our early 20's.That sounds pretty wholesome (:>definitely got one of my exes to raise her eyebrows at that lolLulzYeah I guess it's not "normal" but then are we normal lol. I was also a severe alcoholic when I slept over with all those girls so probably for the best I didn't do anything with them. Now I'm sober but just a weird hermit.>>34835603>a rare breedIt's really not...>>34835605Check your browser settings
Is this true?
>>34835591this is rather cute.>>34835592>i had sex four times>i'm a virgin???lol
>>34835589What?
>>34835617Lazy book bait
>>34835603Anyways here’s the guy I’d goon to
Ew
>>34835621Nothing lazy about God Emperor of Dune
>>34835616>sounds pretty wholesomeWe were on our comeback arc after I tried to date one of her friends in HS and that blew up spectacularly. It took some time but getting back my sister as a close friend was really nice.>Now I'm sober but just a weird hermitThat is my worry currently I use to keep the creativity going. If I stop will I lose that spark?
>>34835603Buy an ad
it makes so much sense now. it's all me.
i don't understand the appeal of sucking cock
Men are you over your ex? I was a bpd monster to mine and want him to never forget me
>>34835634Yeah fuck that hoe
Sniff moid skin
>>34835634Yeah fuck that bitch
>>34835632Literally none unless is really fucking big or he has a good looking penis
>>34835597>>34835602Can a christian even be a good comic? It's like one step down from being a christian in black metal
>>34835617Certainly men create society.Their conclusion about it becoming layered and failing because of men is laughable however.Its really only once women began to exert influence into the political realm that these societies truly began collapsing
>>34835638I'm unwashed
>>34835634No2 years and 6 months later it still hurts sometimes I mean I know I could be over her. I just hold out a chance. Which is stupid I know
>>34835638Want a piece so you can carry it around? The one in my thumbs peels away quite neatly.
>>34835597>>34835602>>34835641norm more like normie aahahahahahaa
How do you cope with having a terrible unsavable body?
>>34835634Yeah, I had a BPDemon too, but I'm glad she's somebody else's problem now.
>>34835634My ex was a bpd monster and I only think of her when I read posts like this. She ruined my life for years though if that’s any consolation to you, nasty bitch
i like it when moids are i
>>34835648what did she do?
>>34835647Gym
>>34835634>want him to never forget meWhy?
no i forgave her because i stopped pretending love exists outside of myselfim god
>>34835650I like you better when you take your meds
>>34835629>getting back my sister as a close friend was really niceThat sounds sweet (:>>34835629>currently I use to keep the creativity goingI was like that for a long time but I realised I was just using that as an excuse to keep using. I don't feel like I'm any less creative now I'm sober, if anything the opposite, but I also have no genuine motivation to be social anymore>>34835634I never had a proper relationship, so yeahI don't plan to ever date again though>>34835650Uwot>>34835647Don't look in the mirror
>>34835653Because she's bpd and unless they drag someone down to their personal hell with them, they'll feel empty and scared of the world like the vermin they are.
>>34835653I wasn’t a bpd monster until I met him, now I’m better and happier. But I want some small payback from him almost killing me, he was emotionally abusive. Anyone would be crazy trying to love that psychopath
>>34835652Gym won't fix it
>>34835663Skincare routine
>>34835661Well, sucks that he was abusive. But BPD doesn't just switch on and off like that.
>>34835666I think he's trying to say his face is ugly structurally
I need a genocidal autistic gf
>>34835549It is saddening, but the circle of life is inevitable and natural, and the spirits of the dead do live on and breathe among us. Just in the past week I've seen like four ghosts and heard others. They will make contact with you and their surroundings when they need something until they can re-establish peace again.
>>34835666So you're trolling then>>34835668>Body
>>34835646>normieHe seemed kind of autistic too, I don't know if that was an act though
>>34835672What's wrong with your body? Are you missing all of your limbs?
>>34835667I’m exaggerating for the sake of being funny I haven’t had any “bpd” issues since we broke up and even after dating other people. He’s just that coercive so I hope he’s suffering
>>34835674I look like a 5'3 Auschwitz victim. Actually those Auschwitz victims probably have bigger bones and frames than me. I'm mogged by women even.
>>34835670What kind of genocidal are we talking here?
>>34835651Pretty normal BPD stuff.
>>34835679Go to gym, fix your shrimp posture, and learn to accept your life as a terminal manlet, god. Have some self respect and confidence. Mog this dick.
>>34835634Not a man I know he's over me but I hope he occasionally thinks about me and feels bad about how he handled it.
Whoo Whoo
>>34835679Resign yourself to the femboy fate get on HRT
>>34835676>He’s just that coercive so I hope he’s sufferingBased, I hope he is too
Women, would you date a guy with complete heterochromia (blue/brown)?
>>34835683>learn to accept your life as a terminal manleSo it's over basically? My mom is taller than me, how do you respect someone like that.
>>34835671>the circle of lifeOne of my top 10 Elton John songs.>Just in the past week I've seen like four ghosts and heard others. You are retarded and I would slap you for free. lmao
>>34835501Math wizard chad
>>34835693Sounds neat.
>>34835693Neat. Would.
>>34835694NTA. How is your mom taller? Do you have some congenital issue?
>>34835693Already dated one and the husky looking mf was not special
>>34835698Terrifying and demented wizard
>>34835693why wouldn't they?
>>34835694By your actions, aren't you a man? If you can't change your defeatist mindset there's no point I guess.
>>34835695>You are retardedNo u
>>34835698If I was his age I would unironically like him. But I have a good father figure so it will be a while.
>>34835694>how do you respect someone like thatI know it's easier said than done, but get over it. The internet has tricked you into being more insecure about something you can't change than you should.I'm below average height for my country too, but I never understood while people act as if it's a death blow if you are.Plus you can compensate with fashion, being fit, grooming well etc
>>34835701I don't know, I was born premature so that probably has something to do with it, I think my puberty failed or something because I'm lacking in other areas that should have developed. She's 5'7.
>>34835698Pietro bocelli Italian math professor
>>34835711>i compromised. i ate grilled cheese off the radiator
>>34835501Earrings?
>>34835699>>34835700Women aren't so different from men after all.
>>34835710you didn't eat your flintstone vitamins. that's an unc joke btw for you uncs out there, figured i'd throw you a bone. also there's so many hispanic dudes the size of oompa loompas who have 3+ kids and are married so there's always hope. don't fall for the 24/7 internet bullshit psyops
>>34835705>aren't you a manNo, at least no one seems to think so, I still get mistaken for a high schooler and look out of place with people my age>>34835709It's not just height
Comb your hair. Get a haircut.
>>34835715>don't fall for the 24/7 internet bullshit psyopsSometimes I wonder if the world would be a better place if you actually got to see the people who write the posts that make you insecure.
>>34835711NERD MOIDS WHY CANT YOU LOOK LIKE THIS
>>34835710Have you seen doctors about it? Apparently one of my brother's friends had some issues with the plates in his legs, and he grew like 2 inches from some hormone he was prescribed
>>34835715Guys like that are at least stocky and somewhat masculine though, I'm not at all.
>>34835718no I got 2A hair, I don't comb it most of the time
>>34835712Actually keked after a shit day >>34835713I’m female so no isn’t earrings a moid?
>>34835718Fix your makeup
>>34835723wouldn't going to the gym and changing your diet help with that?
G E N D E R Earrings on men, yes or no? Is it still gay if you only have 1 ear pierced?
>>34835730Looks gay af
>>34835730MI've been toying with the idea of getting one or both ears pierced for a while now. Then again I do wear other jewelry.
>>34835730It’s extra gay if you only have one ear pierced
>>34835730>Is it still gay if you only have 1 ear pierced?Isn't that more gay? Wasn't that some in-group identifier among gay men at some point?
>>34835722Idk what doctors would do, I'm pretty sure my plates have already closed as I haven't grown since about 14 or 15.>>34835729My diet is fine but id still be baby faced, chicken boned, squeaky, hairless etc. I used to work out a bit but stopped.
>>34835730FOne of the main reasons I prefer white moids is them not falling for this gay psyop
>>34835736It's fine if you're baby faced and hairless and your bones are fine unless you have a genetic disorder and you're actually going to break them from working out
>>34835736This dude was in his 20's. Might be worth a look.
>>34835732What kind of jewelry do you wear if you don't mind me asking?
>>34835737What color are you?
>>34835730I think there’s nothing spurrier on a guy than earrings it’s fucking hot if he can pull it off my doc has one and it looks amazing >>34835735>27 Earrings got outed as a man
https://voca.ro/14zBNG9G3c03
>>34835746Saar
>>34835730FIt can look cool, definitely suits some guys!Only having one ear pierced is absolutely more gay coded
>>34835744>Earrings got outed as a manA tranny man, or a regular moid?
>>34835738It's not fine though it's childlike and disgusting. They feel like they'll break, I've broken them before but not when working out. >>34835739How old was he, do you know if he grew at all before then. I thought about getting on HGH but decided it was probably too late. Besides it's only 2 inches right.
>>34835750Based catI could go for a hotdog rn
>>34835752Are they going to actually break or are you just so mentally wrecked and stuck in your own head?
>>34835740mostly rings, I try to wear two or three at the same time because it feels more intentional somehow, also got a bracelet and two necklaces but I haven't worn those in a while.I'm still experimenting with it though. I've always been very shy with low self confidence and the idea of wearing anything that would remotely attract any attention to me scared the shit out of me, but the past few years I've went on a little self discovery/self expression journey and this is part of it.
Shave your beard. Run 10km. Don't skip breakfast. SLEEP!!!!!
>>34835752I can text my brother and ask
>>34835709>The internet has tricked you into being more insecure about something you can't change than you shouldThis is the real answerFoids hate me online but love me irlTurn off the computer and touch grass
>>34835237With??!?!
>>34835237NO IM TIRED AND EATING RIGHT NOE
>>34835755Maybe? Idk I've broken them before I'm not too keen on fuck it yoloing and breaking them again. They're absolutely tiny though so I wouldn't expect much.>>34835762Sure?
>>34835293I always go on pol.
>>34835756That's pretty cool. I'm glad you're trying things out. I feel like lately i've seen more guys wearing bits of jewelry that isn't too flashy. A necklace under a shirt, rings are probably the most common I think.
>>34835759>SLEEP!!!!!I gotta be up in 6hrs to catch the waves, laterz>>34835744>Earrings got outed as a manMadness>>34835765What u eating
>>34835771Have a good one
>>34835766If you can see a doctor about your bones, if that's a genuine concern, I would try that. But you can always do some basic workouts in the meantime.
>>34835099mits my business toi dont like going alone and going to them reminds me of my ex-muse who went from appreciating art to seeing any art profession beneath computer science
>>34835773Thanks you too <3Eh I feel like shit but I'll try to have fun anyways. I'm on vacation I'm supposed to be having fun ):
>>34835777Remember to take lots of pictures! it will be great.
>>34835769>jewelry that isn't too flashyI'm still finding out how much flashy I can get away with and also how far I can lean into more "feminine" jewelry. Because the variety is just so much better, especially for ringsI've been psyoped into it by this one archeology eceleb I watch every now and then
>>34835433I swear I'm pushing the next dude that doesn't moan right off.
>>34835430Marriage material I would chase the guy to the ends of the earth
>>34835785Make him send a tribute vid first so you'll know
>>34835774Again I don't think the doctor would do anything I don't think I have osteoporosis they're just small. And what would working out really do, at best my arms end up looking like chicken drumsticks if I bulked hard.
>>34835785>I swear I'm pushing the next dude that doesn't moan right off>missionaryNo wonder he's not moaning for you, miss starfish
Sleeping with a moid rn
>>34835730MGod no. Piercings and tattoos should be banned. I can tolerate earrings on women at most but I'd prefer none
>>34835805Is he hot?
>>34835623Who is this lad
>>34835634I think about it everyday how we would still be together if some events happened in the right order leading up to them ending it. It has been 549 days since, we were to be friends after but I saw their attempts to roll it back after I fulfilled the conditional set by them so I've been entirely silent since, they've already moved onto their next prospective partner, making concessions that were never afforded to me. 8 years of companionship was thrown away because of a temporary period of high stress, I don't want to be hurt again and fear I will never be good enough for anyone.
fucccccccccck meeeeeeeeee pleeeeeeeeeasssse
I will get a single ear piercing next year to look extremely gay but I will only wear it outside of work.
>>34835759>SLEEP!!!!!Fuck, I guess you're right. Gotta pretend to work again tomorrow. I pray for the day where I find a job that I'm at least semi passionate about
>>34835813Who?
>>34835813Who’s asking?
>>34835815>pray for the day where I find a job that I'm at least semi passionate aboutI'm praying for you tooI got lucky and have one but earn very little
>>34835815I am sure that day will come. Good luck.
>>34835814Your coworkers care if you're gay in 2026/27?
>>34835812>don't want to be hurt again and fear I will never be good enough for anyoneReal, just isolate yourself and push everyone away, works for me
>>34835805Bet it's the married guy again
>>34835818Me
>>34835825Definitely.
>>34835814Are we gonna be pirates?
>>34835828So fuck yourself?
>>34835830I don't have a ship or a crew, sadly.
>>34835634I caught on early my ex was a bpd monster and made the mental decision to refuse to love her and she never found out. I would even fake arguments just so she would feel like she was really hurting my feelings so we can have apology sex, even when I was calm the entire time. I'm much more open with my new gf because she's neurotypical so all I gotta do is let her use my charger and wear my clothes and she is just so happy
>>34835833No I'm not the op
>moid clothes
>>34835842We got uh 3 day worn sweaters
>>34835835All you need is some imagination, and maybe a box
>>34835842I have so many. Saw a 500€ Canali T-shirt the other day and I can't stop thinking about it.
>>34835730FI like it. I prefer both over just one. I think right side is the gay side?
>>34835840> I would even fake arguments just so she would feel like she was really hurting my feelings so we can have apology sexNo one can convince me men deserve to be loved
>>34835842I wear those when I don’t want people to see me naked
>>34835826I dont want to isolate. I finally made some like-minded friends, got a career, yet the insecurity of my partner led to them stating she could not compete with them, it sounds ridiculous in writing but that was the exchange, I did what was asked of me and it still imploded. Life just doesn't want me to be happy it seems, i believe it is still an excuse and she saw her form of control over me was slipping.
>>34835784Nta. Milo is great, I understand how you were influenced lol.
>>34835842Flannel shirt or pullover hoodie?
You've finally dropped the knife. Forget you ever, it's a good night.
>>34835721>NERD MOIDS WHY CANT YOU LOOK LIKE THISSame reason you can't look like Kat Dennings
>>34835847Do niggas think saying this is a flex or do they want to be perceived as vain and retarded
>>34835864Alri
>>34835864I feel so out of touch I don't even know what shirt brand anon is talking about.
>>34835868It doesn't really matter. The fact that you don't even know is kinda proving my point anyway
>>34835849maybe don't intentionally try to hurt someone that is supposed to be the one you love? just a thought
Nice legs are underrated.
>>34835860Dropped the knife? I don’t know what that means.
>>34835874Nigga do you know what that word means
>buy my gf ice cream>here you go *drop it, stomp on it*lol
>>34835884King
>>34835884*sweep her, stomp her ankle*
>>34835884Not even in fantasies do men love their girlfriends How does it feel to be gay anon?
>buy gf ice cream>Ask the guy to stick it in an extra cone>When gf grabs it yoink it away >She's left with the empty one while I eat the ice cream
>buy gf ice cream>bring it closer to her face for a taste>push it up against her face
>sister bought ice cream for herself >Left it in the freezer and forgot about it for days>Eat her ice cream Mwahahahahah
>>34835805>Sleeping with a moid rnGood for you femanon. Hoping you have a big orgasm and come away feeling refreshed and satisfied!
>>34835718I’m going to shave my head. My ex didn’t want me to but now she’s gone and maybe it will help me feel like I’m in control of something in my life.
>>34835903Lmao I did this
>>34835901And that’s how you know the wedding will be annulled.
>>34835904Lol
>Buys my GF a nice milkshake> she goes to sit down to drink it>Gifrel
>>34835910Good one
>>34835905Me too I'm gonna be a skinhead
Femanon, I just want you to know. I would *never* drop *your* ice cream.
But anon you have such pretty hair. Let me brush it.
>>34835473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVFUYetRjb4
>>34835477I've seen that movie so much it just feels corny now. HST wrote better books than F&L
>>34835914I actually haven eaten my ice cream in a cone for a while. It melts too quickly.
>>34835884wow okay bitch
>>34835910Remember when multiple femanons here were pretending to find Paul Dano attractive?
>>34835915Sure thing haha*Brush peels my toupee off*
Btw my post about brushing your hair and getting a haircut is directed at men only.
>>34835730Women who like it, why?
>>34835932Thoughts on long fluffy hair?
>>34835929women tend to like men that only act in media that women pay attention to, yes.
What if my soulmate was born with a small butt and I am unable to feel physical attraction
>>34835938You can tie it I guess Don't iron it that harms it.
>>34835915I’d let femanon brush my hair.
Femanon, why your fridge so empty. Empty ass fridge.
>>34835948Because she broke. Broke af haha
>>34835948You don't keep hot chip in the fridge.
>>34835943Would you like it better if it was short?
>>34835958I don't really know. Never seen a man with fluffy hair.
>>34835941Wait for the next life and hope they get a better roll
id let an atoga moid use my shirt as a tissue when he needs to sneeze
Hey femanon *Gropes your butt as you walk away*
Do women like tall men with tree-trunk sized thighs he needs to keep his huge dick looking proportionate? pls say yes
>>34835964you are my property always, i am yours (too)
>>34835964Id probably try to grab your shirt before I sneeze but not putting it in front of my face in time and sneezing in your face
>>34835972if ur handsome enough id probably be happy to get all ur snot and saliva in my face
>>34835975No you wouldn’t lol
>>34835964Is that who I think it is
Who is the hottest male poster itt?
Women, are you better comforted by a man or woman when you're crying/upset?
>>34835964I'd rather you gave me a tissue. Don't wanna be unhygienic
>>34835978Not me, that's for sure.
>>34835978Im going to guess and say no one in this thread is above a 5 on average.So take your Pic from that
>>34835978Me
>>34835978I'm very average so not me
>>34835976im very desperate, its possible>>34835977probably not but hi anyways>>34835980are u implying my shirt isnt clean :1>>34835978theres only one moid whos posted his face on here that i know of and he was pretty handsome, but maybe other moids mog him but are just too shy to show themselves
>>34835929That was last week
>>34835978This guy>>34835986
Female approval doesn't matter, a woman can only love female approval, she cannot love a man or a child.
>>34835989Would you let me urinate on you I wonder?
>>34835989you probably haven't changed your shirt in a week
>>34835978Probably the ones who've actually fucked femanons
>>34835978>>34835986Anon is
atoga moid wet tshirt contest
>>34835994Retard bait
>>34836001Then after atoga foid mud wrestling
>>34836003atoga mixed sex flag football league next
>>34836007Are the locker rooms segregated or co Ed?
>>34835996too far, piss boy>>34835998i change my shirt every single day, often times twice a day if i sweat
>>34836007Then atoga swimsuit competition moids then foids
>>34835989>probably not but hi anywaysNo it is I recognize :1 lol.I fell asleep right after I replied to you last night I’m pretty sure
>>34836008Knowing the people on here?Everyone's going to have stalls they change in.The showers will be open tho. Just plastic liner between them
>>34836009You look really small in your pics. Sometimes I imagine picking you up as you're curled up in a ball and throwing you across the room.
>>34836009Just joking. You would not want any substance on you other than saliva, sweat and semen. Hmm SSS
>>34836001I thought all the 30 year old grannies here didn't like muscles
>>34836010Fine but only if we get a foid fashion show.We could even get >>>/diy/2996152 to make outfits for them.
>>34835989>are u implying my shirt isnt clean :1Nah getting snot on it would make it unhygienic
>>34836009Why even wear shirts then?Just go live in a nudist colony
>>34836018But I want to be in a fashion show as well so we have to have a moid one too.
>>34836012Are you implying the guys will rape each other or something
can we stop beating around the bush and just have a dick measuring contest already
>>34836018And I think the cosplay board would be a better pick. Would be better if diy and cosplay worked together actually.
>>34836018That's cheating they have to make it themselves
>>34836020but its ur dna so its okay>>34836015take semen off that list>>34836014im going to choose to take this as a compliment >>34836011likewise, it was past 4 am for me by then, whats new with you, saint anon
Foods aren't this horny about strange men
She was talking about me of course. The handsomest man here.
>>34836022Sure but we have to have different themes.Maybe something Retro for all the old uncs on hereThe foids could have a more summer theme.It could be cool to have /fa/ judge usChoose the better sex on atoga
MenNvidia or amd?
>>34836033Sounds like a fun time. 4chanCON
>>34836033>have /fa/ judge usNigga have you gone on that board
>>34836028>likewise,I figured when I went back to read it later. FunnyNothing too new, basically just more of what I was up to yesterday. I was a shut-in this weekend. How sleep deprived were you today
>>34836025Okay but then we need /fa/ in there to consult and give feedback on designs.Hell at this point why not throw in /g/ to build us a website so people can sign up
>>34836034AMD
>>34836028>but its ur dna so its okaynah theres still germs>>34836034nvidia gpu amd cpu
>>34836027How many women on here do you think know how to sew an outfit?
>>34836034>Choose the color of cock you're getting shafted by
>>34836033>>34836038Maybe we should just keep it local for now. Just /atoga/ and see where it goes. We are getting ahead of our selves.
>>34836036Only onto the fragrance thread when I need new cologne Otherwise I try to stay out of the watch pissing match threads
>>34835718Have a Negroni. Have two.
>>34836044FBlack
Any dyslexics in here.
Would society unironically be better if drug addicts and other undesirables of the sort if they were systematically killed? Yes I know this is unethical.
>>34836051Yo
>>34836053you evil bastard.
>>34836045I mean we are just daydreaming here.There is no way we could actually organize something like that.You would need people to actually be interested which would be the biggest hurdleThen some server that hosts a registrationSo we can have counts on models and tailors for clothes.Also some way to communicate either Discord or emailWould you want to do all that work?
>>34836052Yes
>>34836042Only need one they'll be a team
>>34836056Maybe just atoga football lunch board game night and dinner for start.
>>34836037surprisingly not much, i think i woke up around 11 or so. i really gotta fix my sleep schedule one of these days
>>34836058They will all just swap to the same outfit?Kinda funny and would be an interesting challenge to make the clothes fit over a wide range of bodies
>>34836052I'm don't know, I knew a lot of engineers on stims.
>>34836059Bro this place has a total rolling population of like 100-150, you have maybe 3 people who even live in the same state, let alone overseas or whatever, ain't nobody going that far for this shit.
Horny for a man
>>34836065Don't worry, I would send my private jet to gather everyone.
>>34836059Just need to socialize it on /SOC/Cause realistically this thread is too small to support a meet up. Like where is even the biggest concentration of atoga anons?
>>34836068No clue. It was a pipe dream anyway.
>>34836065You could seriously do it if you had 4chan support across all boards. Otherwise you are right there arent enough anons for a meet up
>>34836060Well I’ll shoot the shit with you while mine is also jacked up. I’m gonna stay up late againWould you really be a human snotrag
>>34836068>where is even the biggest concentration of atoga anons?NYC area.
>>34836052>female population unchangeduhhhhhhhhhhh lmao?
>>34836070It isn't a pipe dream you just have to change parametersThere have been successful meet ups before (or so I've heard) you just need more people
>>34836062She can teach them Women do you know how to sew or knit or alter clothes
>>34836052Yes. Society would be better for you personally if everyone you hated died. That is true.
>>34836075Honestly I'd believe thatJust set something up for a central park meet up
>>34836077I suppose. You are right.
>>34836077Historically 2026 has been one of the lowest years for adv population wise
>>34836033>/fa/>wanting to do with that infernal dogshit pile of a board at allhalf of that board is pinoy and tranny chaser bot spam and 13 watch threads
>>34836078I mean I'm a dude and I know how to do that stuff.Teaching is a whole other area of expertise You gotta find your local sewing shop for classes honestly
>>34836077Did the Niagara falls meet up actually happen, or is it a meme?
>female romance advice>it's just a whore with no morals>male romance advice>(sobbing) "DO *NOT* GET MARRIED. I SWEAR TO *GOD* JUST DO *SOMETHING*. *ANYTHING*. ELSE WITH YOUR TIME. CHRIST."
/atoga/ meetup in Auckland.
>>34836083This entire site's been dying a slow death.It has needed a ux design update for a long time. But that would require owners who care to reinvest into this site
>>34836091They just need to add emojis.
>>34836086We dont talk about that anymore Anon.Not after last time
>>34836088If you buy me a 1500 dollar plane ticket I might
>>34836074my dad used to offer me his coat sleeve whenever i cried as a kid so it sort of feels like a nice gesture to do to someone you love so while not probably the cleanest thing, yea i wouldnt mind it for the right guy.gonna take a guess and say you would be too grossed out to do it haha
The emoji April fools day gimmick was so fun.
>>34835999not fairYou have to live on the same continent and realistically in geographical vicinity to make it happen.Besides my flirting skills are limited to pathetically begging to get touched by an foid, so it really doesnt matter that I look good
>>34836089Only like 10% of people here are Indian.
>>34836096I want to use my phones emojis
>>34836094Would you slide pucci if I did buy you a ticket?
>>34836097>my flirting skills are limited to pathetically begging to get touched by an foidI see you're a true master
>>34836084Eh, its generals like Denim helped me actually get a better wardrobe but I get the sentiment its a lot of shit to wade through
>>34836100Got a whole dick and balls
you can put emojis in your filenames (proceed with caution)
atoga
who wants to cuddle and watch gossip girl with me?
>>34836092Imagine the spamIt would be funny for all of about one dayThen it would need to go
>>34836107Gay
hey moids how pink toned are u?do u have a lot of moles? how about freckles?
>>34836083Lets have an atoga orgy to make new Anons.
>>34836108I am sure they would be able to add a restriction on how many you could put in a post.
>>34836110Quite>do u have a lot of moles?Yeah>how about freckles?No
>>34836103Some people just go looking for things to get pissed off about.
>>34836110im pale as fuck and i have some moles, including a tiny one on my cock.
Moids, why aren't you compromising to get a family?
>>34836117Twitter slop bait
>>34836110Im not pink more light tanI do have a lot of freckles thoThey get very pronounced with exposure to the sunNo moles tho thankfullyI dif have to get one cut off me b/c they thought it might be cancer
>>34836117No need, I always get what I want :^)
>>34836095>my dad used to offer me his coat sleeve whenever i cried as a kid so it sort of feels like a nice gesture to do to someone you love so while not probably the cleanest thing, yea i wouldnt mind it for the right guy.That’s so sweet.>gonna take a guess and say you would be too grossed out to do it hahaNah I’d take you up on it. I’d let you sneeze on me too.I think I draw the line at getting barfed on. A girl I once dated barfed on me at a house party. I was wearing a denim jacket and the arm she barfed on got slightly acid washed, true story>>34836110I’m a light pink. Very pale AngloI have some freckles but no moles
I hope one of my moles is cancer god kill me already
>>34836101ngl Im so deprived of intimacy I was seriously considering to beg for a femanon to chat with me in this thread on saturday.Never talking to women irl has turned out to not have been a winning move in my life
im just so incredibly tired of women being womenthe bad part is it doesnt seem to change, us, europe, eastern europein the end they all want the same thingeither be rich, or at least handsome so they brag about you.and if you are just rich bet your buns she will be cheating on younobody wants to build life togheter, its all about what can you extract from another person right now.its all so tiresome
>>34836112You could do a thing like reddit where you have to pay to put an emoji on a post.Would be an interesting idea
>>34836125Shit bait
>>34836110I have a lot of freckles on my shoulders and I used to have a bunch on my face as a kid
>>34836125Cope
>>34836123The desperation is a real turn offCould I recommend getting into female hobbies instead to meet women
>>34836126downbooted
>>34836125Awful bait
an average cute dutch redhead could fix me.
>>34836088Auckland city is less than 50% white btw.
>>34836132Have you seen the more recent stuff where it has animations on awards?It is truly awful, i only use old.reddit if I have to interact with that site. Even then they are slowly turning support off for that
>>34836125Correct. Womankind decided their life's work is to be a porno character. That's what they want. To be a fictional porno character. Just move on, lad.She wants to be a pornfic character with no accountability, either fuck her or borrow some money from her or something. The dream is over.
>>34836121o lol poor girl, she was probably so embarrassed. did she barf cause she was that nervous around you or too much drinking? and did u take her up on another date?
>>34836126Sounds interesting.
Tonight I am one of those idiots who calls themselves a fucking loser.I did something so stupid and hit a curb with my car, getting a flat tire.Nobody was hurt, but I hate myself for this, it's like it embodies my entire stupidity in recent years.
had a pretty boring lazy day at workthen i went to gym around 11pmhit some big bench presses and went home and played maplestoryhow did your sunday go atoga?
>>34836137Her face reminds me of those blue UN characters https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GSpnRQQ-qBw
Hey femanon. I'm sorry but I ate the last chocolate in the fridge. I know you were saving it but I just couldn't help myself. It looked so good.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
>>34836144ngl I once played with my phone while driving and hit the curb and i was actually upset at myself how fucking dumb that was.
>>34836144You have to love yourself otherwise you are going to keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again
>>34836119>>34836122are moles really that easily cancerous? what a shame, they make a guy more handsome
>>34836142Uh is women puking out of nervousness actually a thing
The Iron Dragon lurks knowingly
>>34836146>"It's your DUTY to BEAT your CHILDREN!"
>>34836145Terribly,I sat around on this thread and YT most of the day. Needed to do a lot of cleaning only did an hours worth. Have to get stuff ready before work tomorrow.Also I think im depressed so I have to schedule a doctor's appointment.Hopefully tomorrow is a bit better
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ECU-hf8ZkbYhow tall and rich do i need to be to bag a girl like that?also that mole looks so good on her cheek
>>34836131tbqh Im playing it up for laughs, though I would like to meet women. What are those female hobbies where guys arent out of place?
I love life. I will not let a couple embarrassing moments get me down.
>>34836153Thats not just a woman thing
>>34836152I've been told mine are ugly and that I should cover them with makeup or get them removed. I Have two large ones on on my face.
>>34836152No idea, went to a dermatologist and they said it was for safetySo I just did it. I had enough splashes on my skin I didn't need more lol
Welp, anyone else have some drinks in them?
>>34836162thats rude, screw themhow big are they?
>>34836156hope it is indeed better.i have been slacking on cleaning and shit myself :/ i procrastinate hard and find excuse to do something else (like gym) but still accomplish nothing at home
>>34836153Knees weak, arms heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
>>34836146This settles it, another billion dollars in funding for the Super Special Commission of Genocide!
>>34836151That has been REALLY difficult recently.I parked the car at a gas station next to where it happened and I hope they don't tow it until tomorrow.
>>34836162unless they are those big ones covered in hair, its probably not a problem.
>>34836157>small town girlshe'll be authentic as hell, but her body count will be five digits before her bank account is.
>>34836165About the diameter of a pencil eraser maybe a little smaller. And they're raised so they're dome like bumps.
>>34836139Its getting literally worse by the week, now you have a huge popup that calls it "the most authentic place on the internet". This has got to be some tongue in cheek joke by whomever is running that botted psyop shithole.And as an extra its the primary source to train AI lmao
>>34836167It’s funny how his most famous lines aren’t about the murder and rape of his family he rapped about.
>>34836171Hair only grows on one of them because it's near the corner of my mouth where my stache is, I can hide it like that.
>>34836158Anywhere, if you are confident enough.Your best bet tho is volunteering.Its mixed with a heavy a heavy skew towards women. So you arent out of place. Also it makes you feel better about yourself for helping others. Also women love seeing that side of men
if you ever engaged on reddit you basically outed yourself as midwit, sorry to say.t. on this IDF honeypot website since 2007 or something
>>34836175That never happened
>>34836157Height? Probably 6'5", maybe a little less.Rich? Probably the income typical of a finance job.
>>34836166I have a home gym set up.I need to do some lifts anyway.Any good tips on hitting weights in between doing lazy stuff at home?
>>34836180ironically i met and hanged out with girl who looks kinda similar, that i met at gym, but i kinda fumbledim 6'2 and broke
>>34836179Nigga, you don’t remember og mnm
>>34836173where are they placed? im sure they look fine>>34836153if nervous enough yeah, i didnt know it was a female only thing tho
>>34836169You didn't have a spare anon?Or the money to call a tow?Im praying the car thing works out for you.Maybe write down why it happened and maybe somethings you could do to not do it in the future.The writing helps reinforce the thought.
>>34836181look up "greasing the groove" method
>>34836187I'm a bitch that doesn't even know the name of his band
>>34836191Let’s just put it this way, eminem shocked the listeners of gangster rap from the 90s.
>>34836190>picrel?Seems like a decent article. Thanks I'm going to give it a read
>>34836188>>34836176The other is beside my nose, they're on opposite sides
>>34836192Rap sucks but eminem is good.
Why don't more minorities browse 4chan?
>>34836191I'm the lead singer of d12 baby
>>34836197You are a minority if you browse 4chan.
>>34836174>primary source to train AIMight as well use the AI then to parse through all that BS.You have to assume they are also scrapping this place as well, right?
>>34836180can you americans stop it with the simp culture already? Its embarassing. Thats a normal, everyday woman not some 10/10 supermodel who hangs out with Brad Pitt.
>>34836197Nigga half this site is browns
>>34836199Woah! Eminem!?
>>34836189It's night here and I live close to it, so I just walked home for the moment. I think I might have fallen asleep for a second, because I barely remember it happening.I was so confused, I just walked home,not wanting to call my parents or friends.
>>34836110>hey moids how pink toned are u?I've been told on two separate occasions by two separate people that I have a pink aura>do u have a lot of moles?I have a handful, my favorite is a trio that makes Orion's Belt along my neck and trap with two of them making what looks like the remnants of a vampires bite
>>34836196What you get now, and for the last 20 years, is sterile studio shit. Og eminem made niggas think they were tame.
I'm watching the UN ads made for 3rd world subhumans with 75iq
>finally get gf>she's beautiful>can't even be attracted to her due to years of female traumafoids really went too far this timeline
>>34836206pls post neck
>>34836208I don't care about that. Doubt it was any good compared to his funny songs as Slim Shady lol
>>34836205>fallen asleep for a secondAnon were you tired?>I was so confusedWell I can get that feeling. You should've reached out tho your family and friends should support you through this.Just make sure you are okay. Im sure it'll be fine in the morning. Get some rest
>>34836210Ffs, move your hips, cum, get annoyed with her, then repeat. That’s what it is to have a woman.
Have a good cry. Don't hold it in. When you are alone in your room go for it. Good night.
>>34836211I would gain nothing from posting my neck aside from a spike in cortisol
>>34836203Is /atoga/ mostly white?
i browse threads of women jiggling their clothed butts in front of camera and thats enough for me to coom.i wonder if females can do the same with hot men.
>>34836202There's no such thing as a simp, girls deserve to be worshipped
>>34836215Slim shady was his persona that let him fantasize about killing and raping bitches.
>>34836221..not even a lil spike of dopamine from femanons swooning over u?
>>34835083Is it such a big deal?
>>34836202I'm not from America.
>>34836222Feels good to have experienced the internet before browns.
>>34836142lol no, this was an LTR that was on its way out.
A lot of people ask me, stupid fuckin questions.
>>34836222At best 50%. The ratio is higher among femanons than anons.
>>34836226There are only moids and gay men itt
>>34836227>is tradition and ritual etiquette important for autisticsYes.
>>34836233Why do more white women browse /atoga/? I don't get it
>>34836160Based. I hope I can adopt the same mindset
>>34836220Men don't cry that's gay
>>34836225lol
>>34836236Than what instead?
I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches!Gimme a fat slut who cooks and does dishes
>>34836236Idk but I’m not complaining
>>34836226Nta no offense but a compliment from you doesn't really mean much. Onto slightly above getting horned over by bv
>>34836234theres several femanons on atoga ever day>>34836231harsh way to end things, barfing on a guy, coulda just told u verbally
>>34836236They're looking for bbc
>>34836236The non white women just have no reason to be on 4chan
>>34836245Lay off the estrogen
>>34836245Why are your nips so brown and droopy
>>34836240Well anon said for men it's not as high so I was curious why there's a difference.>>34836248Do they use other websites or they don't use imageboards as often?
>>34836244whats so wrong about my compliments>>34836245moid chest.., the thread is blessed, ty anon ur now my newest addition to my atoga folder
>>34836219it's fucking bleak. very gay and underwhelming. I already fucked her a few times, I'm just not able to see her as not some generic dime a dozen modern woman.
>>34836252No they just use normie social media, they don't even know what an imageboard is
>>34836248Yeah, the gem doesn’t really exist here>please be my master and colonize meIt exists, but not with you fat autists
>>34836255Oh.
I missed it.
>>34836258Lucky you
>>34836258Go on 4p
>>34836254EVERY woman is a dime a dozen woman. Don’t shoot yourself in the foot. If she doesn’t drive you batshit insane…give her a chance.
>>34836260Phone slow updates stay winning
>>34836254>it's fucking bleak. very gay and underwhelming. I already fucked her a few times, I'm just not able to see her as not some generic dime a dozen modern woman.Congrats, you're becoming Chad.
>>34836261Don't really care.
>>34836261Something tells me it isn't worth it
>>34836216Yes, I was driving around to get my mind off of bad things and not qorry anybody else.Thanks, I'll try to sleep.Whatever happens in the morning, happens.
>>34836268>my mind off of bad things and not qorry anybody elseWell maybe next time look into taking a walk in a park. Might be a little safer and healthier too.>Whatever happens in the morning, happens.You got this anon I believe in you
Whites should colonize Antarctica
>>34836272There are no resources there
I hear a buzzing inside the back of my skull
>>34836253You're welcome
>>34836270Twitter slop bait
Thoughts on the Internet's busiest music nerd?
Damn.
>>34836273Yeah there are
>>34836262I'm literally trying but it's too hard.>>34836265I was always Chad, I just didn't know what having a gf was like. It's really mid.
>>34836281TikTok slop bait.
>>34836279What's twitter?
>>34836280Music critics are kinda retarded ngl. It's just "I like/don't like this thing thanks for watching", I didn't fucking ask bro I don't care about your opinion
>>34836271Hopefully I will.Good night to you.
>>34836281It's always the fat hoes talking
>>34836283>I've always been chad>I've never had a gfPick one bro
>>34836210We literally had this thought at my friend's bachelor party. Everyone in there was not having fun, just completely silent like Jiraiya's funeral. The girl was beautiful too.
>>34836289Too right
>>34836246>coulda just told u verballyI mean she made a funny noise so I guess she technically did. She passed out in the host's bed and then walked home in the morning before everyone else woke up
I want to shoot my shot, and I want to do it in a completely harmless manner, but I'm still worried she'll think I'm being a creep and I'll end up going viral or getting fired or something.
>>34836283>always chad. But first time being chadCome on now>I'm literally trying but it's too hard.Look man. I’m going to put this to you as gently ss possible.Girls are the ones who do this “he’s not exactly like i imagined from the novels” shit. Here’s the sad truth…the more chemistry you find, the less likely it will result in a lasting relationship. So you can either soil your oats or find something lasting.
>>34836300Such is life in current year. It's almost surely all in your head, and you should just go for it.
This life… these people… strange, very strange. Everyone a mind of their own but not quite. I am so incubated. Must adapt thrive. Wind chimes ringing. People swinging.
>>34836300youre probably not ugly enough to get hr involved
"Help," he screamed, but he had no lungs.
State gender. My wife is becoming fat, well, she’s fat now. I think it has to do with her/our diet. My wife loves cooking and baking, it’s her main passion. But she makes ultra sweets , salty, fatty food even if it’s all homemade. My fridge currently has ice cream, brownies, cookies, cake, greasy pork, cheesy bread , etczIt taste delicious, she’s a great cook, but I really think this diet will kill us sooner or later. The only reason my health isn’t shit is because I go hard in the gym and cardio but I’m not sure how long I can fight the diet. When I offer to cook she says “no, I want to do it”, so it’s not like I haven’t brought up changing things up.What would you do in my situation?
>>34836301>the more chemistry you find, the less likely it will result in a lasting relationship.nta but that makes absolutely zero sense. Sounds more like OP did the thing of turning a mid one night stand into a full blown relationship for whatever reason
"No" she yelled, but she had no voice
men if u broke ur arm would u let me draw on ur cast and cut up ur food for u
>>34836314I think I've read this line before in an Ao3 fic
>>34836300Retard bait>>34836312Fake story bait
>>34836312You have to sit down be a man and have the tough love talk.You love the food and her but you seriously dont want to lose her. She can either accept it and take the long road to recovery or more likely she gets defensive and does nothing.You do with that what you will
>>34836316Yeah I'd like that
>>34836318Not fake. I’d take a picture of my fridge right now but i know my wife is online a lot and she could be a secret user of this site
>>34836316Are you also jerking me off?Cause if not im not sure how this relationship will go
IM GETTTING FUCKED OVER ATOGA IM GETTING F
>>34836316Yeah sure, I'd even let you baby bird me if you really wanted
>>34836323men can’t alternate which hand they masturbate with??
>>34836317>Ao3 ficNever heard of the site.Thought wattpad was the site for all that stuff
>>34836313What i mean is that that chicks live and die by passion. That mid chick, the one who who doesn’t drive you wild but you don’t drive her wild either…that’s the girl who you can build a contented life with.
>>34836326We just start crying and shitting when the dominant hand isn't jerkworthy yeah
Hayden Panettiere died, that's surprising.
>>34836326No but I could use a flashlight I guess. It would just be nice because my love language is acts of service.
>>34836327Its pretty prominent, we've mentioned it in these threads a couple times too
>>34836327wattpad is like babbies first fanfic website, plus i think it's lost a lot of users. ao3 and i guess fanfic.net is where it's at. and a few other websites.
>>34836324Hot post a clip
>>34836331>The details of her death are unknownAnyone else getting tired of seeing this shit in news headlines?
>>34836335Well considering I haven't been on the site since my sister stopped using it in HS. Makes sense, its been a long time. I still remember editing my sister's one direction fan fic. I still cringe sometimes think about it lol
>>34836329Or you just build a life with the hot chick? Those old peasant wisdoms about picking women according to their field working abilities and their dads acreage have aged like milk.Having a partner is no longer a precondition to survival, hasnt been for over a century.
>>34836331>no one saved the cheerleader:(
>>34836326Yes they can. I can at least. It is just a joke that they can't.
>>34836340>considering I haven't been on the site since my sister stopped using itWere you reading her fics, what the fuck does that have to do with anything
>>34836343do u ever use both at once?
>>34836293idk why i'm typing all this>be me>have lots and lots of positive female attention from an early age onwards>bimbo mom was an alcoholic that fucked randoms>treat me like shit all my life, get beat up by random men that fuck my mom>eventually strong enough to defend my mom from shitty men>mom becomes hyper attached and annoying>spend a lot of time around older women>get sa'd and genuinely treated llike shit by people I barely know>gradually realize she is instigating most of the conflicts with these men>get in fights at school over my mom being the town bicycle>women start liking me and wanting to date me>have fucked up ptsd and choose not to date any of them>never had a gf despite getting offers regularly>finally decide to date one (1) girl>took my "virginity" after the first date>feel disgusted by her>we keep dating>gradually becomes very fake and shitty and keeps triggering me>have sex more often>do not like her>she likes me a lot but is doing modern woman stuff that really upsets me>feel suffocated by her>dissociate>>34836301like what, knock her up? she's one of the prettier girls here.
>>34836345No
>>34836340>the fic in questionhttps://www.wattpad.com/898650214-sold-to-one-direction-chapter-1
>>34836337Usually means suicide. She'd been through some stuff.
>>34836345Do you?
>>34836326I can only cum with my right hand. Left feels too weird, and I can't get a good rhythm going.
>>34836331>In 2015, she stated that following the birth of her daughter she experienced postpartum depression. In her September 28 appearance on Live with Kelly and Michael, she said that it is "scary and needs to be talked about".[77][78]>In August 2018, Panettiere's mother confirmed Panettiere and Klitschko had broken up again, remaining on friendly terms.[79] Panettiere relinquished full custody of her daughter, Kaya, to Wladimir Klitschko in 2018 amid struggles with addiction and postpartum depression. She described the decision as a "living nightmare" and "heartbreaking,", but necessary for her recovery. As of May 2026, she maintained a good, co-parenting relationship with Klitschko, and frequently visits her daughter in Ukraine.[80][81]
>>34836331>Sora never got KairiShit guess that makes him an incel, now.
>36damn. scary
>>34836324My dick is bigger than his
>>34836341I’m kind of talking from the point of view from a guy who has learned how to unleash a girl’s primal passion and pleasure. That shit is fucking draining. And it can never be fulfilled.A mid chick who is happy no matter what…that is the absolute fucking peak.
>>34836346Therapy nigga. Youre not getting over that shit on your own, and unless you dont you will project your mom into every woman you meet.
>>34836352i can’t alternate but i use my non dominant hand, left, most times, right hand is for clicking and scrolling
>>34836359Oh fuck no its the coping wifeguy again. Not doing this. Stop trying to normalize cuckoldry already.
Damn this site will shut down by the end of 2030
>>34836363What if I sat to your right
>>34836366source?
>>34836355Shut the fuck up. I hope a post-partum bitch kills you.
>>34836359>>34836365And yes, settling for a woman youre nit realky attracted to while coping tgat that is "peak"... thats being a cuck
>>34836355I remember seeing the Klitshcko VS Joshua fight and thinking, mf thats the girl from heroesThen I remember seeing the Russian invasion of Ukraine and thinking, mf that Klitshcko look at his silly ass being a mayor and shit
>>34836367anon. are u being naughty..?
>>34836372Maybe a little
>>34836366Dont tease me
>>34836368It is obvious.
>>34836365Tf? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m talking more that every single girl can squirt and cum violently, but that they become like fucking drug addicts.
>female gaze
>>34836379Gettyimages slop bait.
russian males have big nosebut the female have small nose
>>34836370Who said anything about not being attracted to them? Do you expect 50 years of non-stop urgent arousal?
>>34836379gettyimages™
>>34836361It's not projecting if they're just like that. I'm watching youtube and countless other women behave the same.
>>34836379Just be a tall, famous, world heavyweight champion, millionaire, bro.
>>34836277The hum?
>>34836361nta but his issue probably isn't ever going to be projection but a habit of dissociating around women who cause you stress and anxiety because that's what he had to do for years.I had nearly the exact same thing with my mom and therapy helped but this is a problem that needs a lot of positive reinforcement with women to go away which most women are not going to understand or put up with.
Buying atoga gf
>>34836384>Im watching youtubeReinforcing your issues with content that is purposely created to hook you emotionally by playing into those issues is not advisable. Again, therapy and learn to get over it.
>>34836388Horrible product
>>34836379He's a foot taller than her
>>34836387I had a sonewhat similar issue, and my solution was therapy and relationships with women who dont cause me stress or anxiety.Claiming that those dont exist is cope.
>>34836390Which model did you buy?
Women, would you mind if I used our relationship to get over my virginity and gain enough confidence to break up so I can have my ho phase? Would be much appreciated.
>>34836395Dumb bait
>>34836394Last year one. It was on sale.
>>34836395Retarded loweffort bait
>>34836387This man knows.>>34836392nta but I just think that exposure is the opposite of helpful at this point.>>34836389>Again, therapy and learn to get over it.What the fuck is the therapist going to do except say "you have to do these million things otherwise you don't actually want any help"
>>34836394I got a namefag edition.Could I get a refund. This one seems defective. It can't stop shouting about the jews
I just got called a ‘boyim’ on another imageboard, what the hell. Also seeing that on my screen made me lean back into my chair and I thought the back of the chair was going to fall because I forgot my chair could lean back that far and I panicked but the chair held together and I feel really dumb.
>>34836403Sounds like they were spot on with their comment then
>Tfw took my bottle of water out of the freezer when is just right and squeezed a lime into it
>>34836408Outstanding.
>>34836408Damn anon... you know what's up
i want canned sardines
>>34836412said no one ever
>>34836412I almost opened a can earlier but just got some crackers instead
>>34836416I'm pretty sure I read an article on HN recently stating that sardines were running out because of a new Tik Tok trend
>>34836412Canned sardines is what you get from the 99 cent store during the lowest point in your life.
>>34836417mmm>>34836416well im poor so they taste good
>>34836416>said no one everNTA. Pretty sure my cat does
>>34836421show kitty kat
>>34836421Your cat can talk!?
The things tall men do to petite women that I will never experience...
>>34836423I'm too tired to get up.>>34836424In a manner of speaking.
>>34836421
>>34836419i think there actually is a shortage from overfishing
>>34836425Get them wet?
>>34836425I have a coworker thats like 4'11" and I want to pick her up so badly>>34836430That shit makes no sense, if we overfished them then shouldn't we have overcanned them too
>>34836416>>34836419Behead those who insult deenz
tall men belong w tall women and vice versa
>>34836428It's hard to talk to a cat in a normal voice
>>34836423Here have my cat instead. Im not that lazy
>>34836436post cat
>>34836425like what
>>34836434>tall men belong w tall women and vice versaNo, tall men should have a tall gf and a short gf like in JH's situation
>>34836439cute lil guy, how old?
>>34836439chad jawline on that cat
>>34836439I recognize that pussy
>>34836437That lizard has tits.
>>34836445She's about a year nowHer name is Raven
>>34836439Cute.
>>34836432uhhhh i blame global warming then
>>34836448She does indeed. Clearly for optimal sun absorption.
>>34836447She likes to be shown off what can I say.
>>34836439Can you tell her I said meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow?
>>34835634Thinking about my ex makes me want to quit my job and everything i worked to gain so far even when they are gone they torment me.
>>34836458Such vile language...
>>34836458I did, she looked at me for an uncomfortable length of time. Gave one short meow and walked off to go groom herselfTake of that what you will
>>34836458That's racist
>>34836463I appreciate it, thank you.
I like woman
>>34836470Isle of women
>>34836470
>>34836474I'm normal.
Plap
>>34836480
>>34836483
Terence McKenna rejected traditional, personalized, and dogmatic definitions of God. Instead, he proposed a dynamic, cosmic pull he called the Transcendental Object at the End of Time (or the Eschaton)—an evolutionary, novelty-producing attractor in the future that draws all of space, time, and consciousness toward total, complex self-reflection.
>>34836488He dropped a lot of acid
I wish I could squeeze fat fetish poster's ass :(
>>34836524She doesn't have one
>>34836531I'm sure it's small but there
>>34836535She got that Hank Hill ass, medically diagnosed
Yeah bro I'm just tired *passes away*
>>34836538You okay, anon?
>>34836541I'm dead
>>34836543And yet you live.
>>34836546Only physically
>>34836538What happened anon
>>34835766He was 22yo, and gained 8cm
>>34836548Then there is still hope.
What's an underrated time and place in history?
>>34836563Greek colonization of the black sea
So I'm in a bit of a weird situation, could use a woman's opinion. There's someone I went to elementary school with, I recently reconnected with her and started exchanging messages when I followed her on Instagram. We're both 30, she's married with kids. However about a year ago, I was browsing a hookup reddit and her husband (I assume) posted nudes of her and I think they were looking for a third or something like that but I don't remember all the details. I did message her husband (anonymously) at the time and confirmed it actually was this chick, since it had been so many years. Is there anyway I can test the waters with her and see if she's in an open relationship or anything like that?
>29 m and getting gray hairs in my temple area>Haven't had a gf since I was 20Is so fucking over
>>34836578I got my first greys at 23
so realistically femanon if we banged on the first date what do you risk by doing that
Femanons, I found a cute story for (You) to fall asleep to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R10tNtgs2yA
>>34836538me too thanks
>>34835853>finally made some like-minded friends, got a career, had a partner who was insecureOh, you sound like a normalfag then, you'll meet someone else>>34836578Same except 28 and no gf>>34836538Real
Fine, Femanon. If I can't have you, no one can!*turns Femanon into a banana slug*
Guys, how would you rate her when compared against other late 40s women? What rating out of 10?
>>34836208Agreed, he fell off after the slim shady era>>34836280Overrated but fun to watchHe at least reocgnizes Daft Punk - Discovery is a 10/10>>34836434Weirdly as a manlet it was usually women my height or taller who showed interest kek (was superficial tho)>>34836185How's it going gymbro
>>34836145That sounds comfy dudeAy you're still on maplestory dude, I respect the grindI had a chill day, played some basketball with people and then took a boat out in the afternoon. Going surfing again today, then might have some ice cream and play Brawl Stars >>34836144Bro that's not a big deal, at least you weren't hurt>>34836110Some moles and freckles>pink tonedIdk what this means, I'm tan>>34836107Me I love gossip girl
>>34836059Nta but I genuinely have no idea why anyone would want to meet somebody else from this godforsaken website>>34836034Intel integrated graphics
>>34835978Your dad>>34835964I carry tissues usually>>34835903Evil
>>34836606She's hott, maybe 8-9>>34836570>I was browsing a hookup redditRepent for your sins
>>34835989>one moid whos posted his face on here that i know of and he was pretty handsomeWe're so back (until someone is mean to me then it's so over)
>>34836617I live in bum fuck nowhere Florida, it's the least sinful thing I could be doing desu
>>34836578f, I get greys at 29 too but I think they look cool. as long as youre not balding its nothing to worry about>>34836470hi>>34836388$300 pet hour
>>34836619>FloridaMy condolences>>34836620I dont even have $300 in my bank accountI agree some greys are cool though. We're truly unc
>>34836088>/atoga/ meetupHow I'd be moving if there was one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APnltvXqyHM
Tfw dead threadI must've killed everyone in my sleepMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What does unc mean?
>>34836633old
>>34836634Why? Why not just use that word?
>>34836636This is such an unc thing to say.
>>34836633Uncle i.e. oldMy students call me unc and chopped>>34836636Bro is unc
>>348366069/10
So I generally keep to myself at work and don't speak to anyone unless spoken to.Few days ago some dude basically accosted me at break and said the following>hey man you work here too?>>yup>what's your salary?>>that's private, none of your business>bullshit private, come on man>>leave me alonecue next day at the bus stop>hey man it's totally hot today eh *tries to fist bump me*>>yup *ignores fist bump and continue scrolling my phone*>you shoild totally go to a public pool or something>>I shouldn't, no>*continues yapping*>>dude I'm not your friend, why are you even talking to me? Fuck off.and I left it at that. For posterity, I'm diagnosed Anti-Social and I try to keep my human interactions to a minimumHe was being weird and unconfortable, right? I know I'm super rude but that's just basically my personality as is, which is why prefer to be alone. People irritate me to no end.
You have met a gay man. He was hitting on you. Planning to penetrate your rear and so on.
>>34836646Idk, I don't even consider people's sexuality. I stopped interacting with women after my ex blew up our relationship, which exacerbated my shit personality a hundred fold.I just don't like people at all except for a handful of good ones.
Am I the only one who find older Peggy Hill hotter?Did her boobs get bigger?
>>34836650this anon has mommy issues.
>>34836601Only took 31 years to be called a normalfag for being on talking terms with others with mutual interests wahoo i made it
State genderHave you ever broken someone's heart unintentionally?
>>34836644Nah he sounds like a cunt, especially with badgering you for your salary, I act social and pleasant at work but I would've told him to piss off too lol>>34836655Congrats buddy>>34836657M, "broken someone's heart" is a bit extreme, I've upset people on accident though, usually by being retarded
>>34836653
>>34836657mI hope not, but I made some mistakes in the past. I spent too long chasing baddies instead of taking a date when asked out by some women
>tfw woman suggests meeting up sometime>tfw I ask what they'd like to do>"idk haha you decide"Why ask me if you don't know what you want to do
needa hold anon's hand after putting superglue all over my palm
Femanons always have a chance to find a good, earnest, wonderful man who loves them.
>>34836669wheres mine at
>>34836671You already chased him away.
>>34836673Wha D: !?
>>34836671I'm here but I'm fat and I smell bad. Also I think I'm dying.
>>34836676>fat stinky moid hot..>dying moidno so hot, what makes u think ur dying?
maybe he really did die ;w;
>>34836669>man who loves themWhat's up babe>good, earnest, wonderfulIt was nice knowing you
>>34836659Thanks but there is no one else.
How would women react if they unzipped a man and they found out he had 2 penis?
>>34836695check if he also has 4 balls
>>34836695Are they stacked on top of one another or are they side by side
>>34836678you killed him
>>34836678who died?
I looked at myself in the mirror naked and you know what? I'm not too disgusting, I just need some excercise to have a flat stomach
I pressed the x button from reply to thread, an extend amount of time and a random page open up. I closed it and now I’m trying to understand what they were.
>>34836701noooo!!!>>34836702the anon who said he thought he was dying before suddenly stopping replying
>>348367074chan showed you aids.
>>34836700You can just google dyphallia adults!
if it wasn't for my manly face, I could be a femboy
autist here, what does it mean if a woman chooses to sit like this in your presence?
>>34836716It mean she does yoga!
>>34836716I like sitting like this, except I'm a man
>>34836716she wants you to look at her female core
>>34836720seems likely>>34836724okay what does it mean?>>34836726is that her pussy?
atoga so dead..
>>34836746I'm awake, there's just no guys asking questions
How would you get over your dad calling you girlfriend ugly, when you showed him a picture.
I'm a girl and I'm going to be living with six guys. Anything I should know and prepare for?
Trvke
>>34836742>okay what does it mean?it means that she wants to get comfy
>>34836751prepare your holes
>>34836755I said living, not fucking
Can a hen turn into a rooster?
>>34836751How athletic are you and how's your stamina?
>>34836761I ride a bike every day to work so I guess kinda athleticWhy?
>>34836695How functional are they? It's each one like half a normal one's size?
>>34836695Can he dp me with his 2 penises?
>>34836751Get used to everything smelling like ball sweat at all times.
>>34836763Good, enjoy your extra workouts.
>>34836746It’s late. I wanted to replyguy more at you but didn’t get the chance
>>34836753>ragebait isn't real! I'll go outside and prove it!>*goes outside*>turns out all ragebait content is correct, people really do act like thatI hate gaslighters
>>34836769Why are you so convinced that they will be fucking me?
>>34836772Pornsickness
>>34836768And cum.
It's unbelievable how much working out makes you want to kill yourself. I thought it was supposed to feel good.
>>34836772I'm not but maybe at least two of them will be hot/extroverted.
>>34836777it makes me feel good once in a while but very quickly it feels more like a chore, something you HAVE to do and then it makes me want to kill myself
>>34836671Hello
>>34836271I just went, changed the tire and got back home. Gas station people did not care, thankfully.Thank you for the nice words last night.
I finally found a girl who geeks out about psychology like I dowatch her ghost me bros
>>34836792Hopefully this does not mean she is deep into mbti.
>>34836792hii, what sort of psych are you interested
>>34836777My PE teachers convincing me physical exercise feels borderline euphoric fucked with my head. It wasn't enough for them to have kids humiliated and frustrated and feeling like shit, we needed to also believe we're mentally and physically dysfunctional for not finding it fun and easy
>>34836793all women are either into astrology or mbtiyou take what you can get even the supposedly smart ones are like that >>34836795sociology, psychopathology, criminology, neuroscience, behaviorual science, basically anything related to how people work
>>34836797>all womenNo, but also the degree is important.
>>34836797oh cool, I have a degree in psychology
>>34836797>supposedly into psychology >unironically categorizes others in a group he's not a part of by generalizing to an unproductive and unrealistic degreeI'd pretend to be surprised, but acting it too hard this early in the morning.
>>34836803He is probably the r9k-type of "psychologist".
>>34836799Id love to be proven wrong but Ive never met a woman that wasnt into either astrology or MBTIthe only exceptions are women i didnt talk to enough to figure out if they are into either one>>34836803generalizing is all we do in psychology. im in my 3rd yearbut i learn more from my self studies than from my classes tbqhwyfampai
I hate how BPD women are ten times better than average women most of the time, but then they randomly turn evil on you for no reason. I guess I'll just have to date boring ass vanilla Becky who has zero personality, I'm sure that'll be fun.
>>34836807>proven wrong but Ive never met a woman that wasnt into either astrology or MBTIhi
>>34836810bpd women are like crack for men
>>34836810Moids deserve to be fucked over by bpdemons
>>34836815>Moids deserve to be fuckedNot all, just me.
>>34836807What did you learn about concerning the difficulty of generalizing large, diverse groups of people with no consistent overlap in culture/history/experience/etc? Did they teach you to make sweeping statements about four billion people the third year, or was it in a 101 class?
>>34836810idk the girl I've been talking to for two months has a nice personality and she is not a BPDemon (as far as I know)
when you go on a really good date with a bpd slut nothing else really compareswhen i have a decent date ill think to myself "that was good but it wasnt as good as the bpd bitch"she disappeared of the face of earth though
>>34836815At least getting fucked over by bpdemons has it's fun moments, neurotypical women are boring and autistic women are weird.
>>34836815this already happened to me once, I don't deserve it again :c
>>34836822I don't think I'm boring.
>>34836822I'm autistic and I have BPD.
>>34836751>I'm a girl and I'm going to be living with six guys. Anything I should know and prepare for?Your life has a BRAZZERS logo in the bottom right
>>34836814True. Any man who says he just wants peace and quiet is a liar, we bond through shared stress and problems due to vasopressin hormones.
>>34836751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1mZtHRpQ8
>>34836832I DON'T WANT PEACEI WANT PROBLEMSALWAYS
>>34836832whats wrong with wanting a peaceful, quiet life>>34836822i want to meet autistic women
>>34836830How does that work out in relationships?
Is there anything more dangerous than a blackpilled Chad? Incels are mostly meek and passive men, but what happens when even Chads give up?
>>34836832>True. Any man who says he just wants peace and quiet is a liar, we bond through shared stress and problems due to vasopressin hormonesThat must be why we like Dommes so much.
>>34836841most chads I know are blackpilledit doesnt mean they give upboth incels and chads tend to congregate over the same ideas
DEADTHREAD
>>34836833>>34836831I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK THEM!!!!
BPDemons are the real female equivalent of Chad
>>34836850Kek, let's see how that went a year from now.
>>34836851thistheyre so hot that they can get away with being batshit crazy
The only BPDemon I've ever known pooned out, and ruined her gorgeous self
>>34836810I hate how Chads are ten times better than average men most of the time, but then they randomly turn evil on you for no reason. I guess I'll just have to date boring ass vanilla virgins who have zero personality, I'm sure that'll be fun.>>34836851
>>34836853If Chad is the ultimate predator, the ultimate toxic masculineThen BPDemon is the ultimate parasite, the ultimate toxic feminine
>>34836836well I'm mainly internal for BPD - cutting, thoughts of its over etc. and autism is like mainly sensory and social things
>>34836868>the ultimate predator,Not really, since struggle is what makes the man. None of these wealthy mafia or cartel bosses that you see are exactly gigachads and they are the most dangerous and manipulative men that exist. You put a typical Chad in prison and he's not coming out on top of that food chain.
>>34836871CB ass post
>>34836871So how does that manifest in relationships?
>>34836791Glad to hear everything worked out for you Anon.Also np on the kind words. We all need them when going through shit. Love you and have an amazing rest of your day
>>34836873idk who that is>>34836875suicide attempts, writing my partner will leave me, hating noise etc
>>34836878You're going to make this old man blush...I'm going to spend the rest of the day on the couch, just relaxing and watching Youtube videos while it's raining outside.Hope you have a nice day too.
>>34836880You're doing something about it lile therapy or medication?
>>34836850It's all fun and games until you get stuck in the washing machine.
>>34836751You're gonna be treated like a queen
one moid will wash the dishes, one will do the laundry, one will lift the couch alone for the female gaze, one will paint her nails, and the other two won't participate in chores because they're going to be her favorites
>>34836896>one moid will wash the dishes, one will do the laundry, one will lift the couch alone for the female gaze, one will paint her nails, and the other two won't participate in chores because they're going to be her favoritesThose two will makeout to fulfill her fujo fantasies
>>34836896If I had an army of men like that, I'd maintain the house for them while they make me rich with their menial jobs and make them do all the heavy work that takes me forever, like landscaping and garden prep.
>>34836896>one will paint her nailsPlease let that be me.
30m Two weeks ago I started this pickleball league I found online as a social thing. I met a woman there who was on my team. Neither of us had played but we joked a bit and had fun. Yesterday we ran into eachother again, and she approached me and made an inside joke. She asked if I was going to the happy hour with everyone after, which I did, and she and I talked for awhile with eachother and some of the others. Anyway, she looked me up and found me on instagram last night. And followed me. Do you think she likes me? Should I message her?
what if a man were to live with 6 girls?what would be /atoga/s advice then? would he survive for a year?
>>34836905It seems that living with two women is already draining enough.
I genuinely don't understand what makes a woman blow up on Twitch. I seen tons of cute alt 18 year old egirl streamers with like 10 viewers, then I look at someone like Amouranth or Pokimane who aren't even hot, interesting, or good at the games they play that somehow apparently make millions of dollars from simps. With men it's obvious, the top streamers are all either lolcows, high elo players, or people who have just been there a really really long time and built communities because of it.
>>34836912Be goonslop and give attention to chatters.
>>34836912I like to think it's like dating where you use your looks and circumstance to get people to check you out, then be both consistent and interesting to maintain a level of engagement until they're comfortable committing their time to you. That's also why I'd never get into streaming and that shit, I'd get too parasocial. I'm already like that here to a degree.
>>34836893Gangbangs are only hot if they're framed in an interesting context and the races are swapped.
Just potato wedges and onions from the oven for lunch today.What are you having?
>>34836921I was tired so I bought wendy's slop
>>34836921chicken n salad. i want potato now
Am i a bad person for being off put by how my ex gf was non feminine after meeting other female acquantices? She would say a lot of 4chanisms and constantly call others normies for simply living their life, she didnt stay by my side while I carried heavy bags while other people i only recently met would look out for me if i was falling behind. It made me feel taken for granted like i didnt matter despite known for 10 years almost.
>>34836928>she didnt stay by my side while I carried heavy bags while other people i only recently met would look out for me if i was falling behindshes ontologically evil or immature and no parents to raise her
>>34836928I mean its clear why she was an exYou've just gotten better at discerning if a woman has values and behaviors you find acceptable.None of that is wrong or bad. Feel confident in the path you've chosen. It's correct
>>34836928>despite known for 10 years almost.You stuck around that long, despite what you're describing?And yeah, people who go on about "muh normies" pretty fucking insufferable and miserable irl.
>>34836928No, as long as you understand that you chose that woman, if you didn't outright pursue her. You had a testing period and you either neglected to test her or you ignored the results.
>>34836921I'm doing a homemade poke bowl.Raw TunaSticky RiceSliced cucumbersShaved carrotsEdamame Lastly a bit of spicy mayoIt should turn out good I hope
>>34836927Chicken salad sounds good too, any dressing?I'd give you some of my potats if I could.
>>34836885yeah I did dbt and emdr so its not as bad but I still cut. there's no meds for BPD or autism but I'm on antipsychotics antidepressants and benzos as a prn
>>34836944Sounds tough, sorry to hear that.Are you keeping yourself out of relationships now?
>>34836935I had known for almost 10 years, wasnt always like this, i have limited exposure to connections/relations so when i saw how other couples and people were traversing life it brought into question how much it took to make it work and think simply this is how it is.. she was the one who asked me to be together and also the one to end it, iam still processing things a year and a bit later so is why i asked the original question >>34836936>>34836930I dont think evil just unconsciously signalled non-care. I think about love languages a lot recently and how maybe this the trouble in relations, one person wants to give gifts or items to make up for lack showing of care , the other simply wants to spend quality time, and to accept material items out of courtesy for the cost spent, but would have preferred to just be with someone. If you got a trinket gift from an ex after they hurt you, containing homemade but months old biscuits due to delivery errors, and a message that just read "youre a hater xD". Is it fair to feel mocked and only serves to make you worse?
Femanons, how many sex toys do you own? Do you have a favorite one or do you diversify?
If you get boners to pics/vids of celebrities or supermodels or porn stars, do you think of it as a form of sexual attraction? Or do you think it's just a nonsexual/autosexual bodily reaction, since you know there's zero chance you'll ever meet much less fuck those people in real life?
I meet a cute girlIt seems to go wellI ask them outthey ghost meI meet a cute girl..
>>34836952>If you got a trinket gift from an ex after they hurt you, containing homemade but months old biscuits due to delivery errors, and a message that just read "youre a hater xD". Is it fair to feel mocked and only serves to make you worse?It's either mockery or super low social IQt. super low social IQ
>>34836810That's what you get for being an asshole manipulative jerk
>>34836807Psychology is a crap meme degree full of word salads. Some of disorders shouldn't be real.
>>34836969that's true but not all of the field is useless
>>34836964And are you cute?
>>34836974no, that's the problem with my strategy my success is extremely mild. had an ONS last year thoughbeit
Fires, earthquakes, floods, extreme heat, ebola, what is next? Lligma?
>>34836977What's Ligma?
>>34836978Ligma balls!
>>34836977>what is next?unexpected foid outbreaks.
>>34836980Who's keeping them hostage?
>>34836983Society.
>>34836983Chad he has a whole harem of them
mfw society
>>348369601, a magic wand.
>>34836988https://youtu.be/kDoVtQKigmI
>>34836966You are probably right it was to bait out a response but taken as insult cemented it as being interpreted poorly.
Women, is making guys wait for sex actually a thing? If yes, then what is the reason, and does it differ from guy to guy or is it simply a thing you do in general ?
>>34836992they do this with men they dont find really attractive but for some reason see as relationship material
>>34836996>theyI was asking women, not incels.>they dont find really attractive but for some reason see as relationship materialSee, that part just doesn't compute. A person who is not attractive is not relationship material by definition.
>>34836998You dont know shit about women, even if they replied it wouldnt matter
>>34836960>Femanons, how many sex toys do you own? I have around 8; a glass dildo, four clitoral suction vibrators, a mains-powered wand, a vibrating rabbit-style toy, and a small vibrating buttplug. >Do you have a favorite one or do you diversify?I like variety, but some toys are "favourites" because they just work really well. I will likely never buy a second glass dildo because my current one is perfect.
>>34836973Yes it is true. Even a German psychologist would have agreed with me that certain disorders shouldn't be part of the dsmv because people use it as an excuse to behave and act shitty. To bad I dont know if he or she is retired.
>>34836996this is bullshit. don't trust this idiott. chad
>>34836992>Women, is making guys wait for sex actually a thing? If yes, then what is the reason, and does it differ from guy to guy or is it simply a thing you do in general ?Yes. But I usually withold penetrative sex but happy doing blowjobs. Many reasons; I've been ghosted after having sex, and that felt terrible, so now I'm more cautious and try to ramp things up slowly. To be fair, I normally only do this with men I *don't* have crazy chemistry with (so, men with whom it's less likely going to work out long term with).
>>34837003A German psychologist wouldn't be using the DSMV. And indeed the ICD tends to take a much freer attitude towards mental disorders -- along the lines of "BPD isn't a cohesive mental disorder and is just a name we've given to common ways people often act when they have a general personality disorder".
>>34836992I have sex with people once I trust them and want them. The rate at which I develop trust and arousal differs based on our compatibility and emotional and physical closeness. If someone texts me 24/7 and hangs out every other day I'm obviously going to develop those feelings faster than if we only have the occasional dry exchange about our careers.
>>34837009>differs based on our compatibility and emotional and physical closeness.You mean how tall and attractive they are?
>>34837011Not really, both of my bfs were men I was crushing on before I knew what they looked like.
>>34837011No anon its not something superficial like that it's actually the size of their bank account that matters
>>34837013Feels a little dangerously validating when you crush on someone sight unseen, and then when you do finally meet them in person they’re also hot
>>34837011You are pathetic
>I normally only do this with men I *don't* have crazy chemistry withIt really does suck to be a fugly average male.
>>34837017If you're a woman, can you please post a vocaroo of you saying this? Thanks.
>>34837013nta but how does that work? you met them online?
>>34837011>>34837000Stop spamming your worthless drivel.
>>34837021Thanks for confirming that Chadsexuality is just disgusting pornbrained cucks / sissies spreading their fetishes. You should be put to harsh manual labour until death.
Sacrificing short term pleasure for long term gain is much better than being trapped in comfortable complacency. People don't realize how little time they have until they are near running out of it.
>>34837021Your father should have told you this then done something about it.
>>34837025NTA but women try to project their own chadsexuality onto subpar men. Women are obsessed with male homosexuality.
>>34837026Well said.
>>34837025>You should be put to harsh manual labour until death.So you're saying that I can be your slave?
>>34837026Yeah, you should just jerk off to whatever turns you on.
Anon it’s time for your morning sniff test
The gangbang'd one made her own thread. hah>>34836668
It is somewhat sad how much of IQ is genetic and how consistent of an indicator IQ is in relation to success in life.With that said, hard work will trounce talent over time. A slower pace of learning doesn't mean you can't learn. One big thing that a lot of high IQ people won't utilize is exercise, which stimulates the brain and helps maximize cognitive function. The Brain is one of the most demanding benefactors of heightened blood flow and energy after all.
>>34837036She's probably going to college and her current bf doesn't know about the potential gangbangs.
>>34837034Hope you like ballsmell
>>34837016Neither of them was physically to my taste when I first saw them. Yours sounds like a shallow perspective so I'm not unhappy that you're tormented by these thoughts and preferences you project onto women>>34837022I met one on an online forum and the other in a game. Not that I haven't also tried 'normal' dating, the trust and excitement just build very slowly without shared interests or activities
>>34837039Or he's in the house and about to start fighting off 5 other dudes from fucking his girl 24/7
>>34837034*Offers up my pits*Well?
If I had a house with my boys and some dumbass had his girlfriend start living with him I'd be pissed, that shit would ruin the vibes instantly.
>>34837036That is obviously a dude typing with one hand
>>34837050Women living with their boyfriends in frat houses isn't that uncommon
>>34837051You could be right but it is uncommon for women to post that type of fetish bait online
>>34837051That anon clearly treats the sixth guy as just another man. If he's her bf, the situation is cucked to begin with.
>>34837049>that shit would ruin the vibes instantly.Oh it definitely does, believe me. You'll be deep into a discussion about medieval battles or PS2 games or whatever with him and then she'll inevitably walk in and start whining for his attention, or she'll interject herself into a conversation she knows nothing about and now you have to talk all PC otherwise you risk offending her and upsetting your friend . Women hate when they aren't the center of attention for even ten minutes.
>>34837056>and now you have to talk all PCyou hide your true thoughts like an insect hides beneath a stone because you know your thoughts are ugly and disgust the righteous
>>34837056You really are eternally triggered.
>my behavior is just a joke lollll don't dake it so seriously gosh men these days, "men" x
I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT WTF IS WRONG WITH ME
>>34837061And then I plap her
>>34837064You and 5 other guys
>>34837062Calm down anon.Just relax. It isn't that deepWhy are you so worked up?
>>34837056>she'll interject herself into a conversation she knows nothing about I hate when women do this shit. If you're going to join a conversation and don't know anything about the topic then be curious and ask questions, but don't try to change the topic to something else or give your surface level opinion on something you are ignorant about.
>>34837071It's basically what all the incels itt do about women.
Men, have you ever told someone you're having sex with that you love them during it?
I just came back from a nice morning walk :3it's been a while since I went for a walk so I have to get used to walking again
>>34837074OnceWhen I creampied her I whispered in her herNever again, it was too powerful.I've never felt a leg lock that tight in my life
>>34837077If your the anon earlier that crashed their car.Good on you, being healthy is great.What did you see on your walk?
>she hasn't replied in 0.037 picosecondsits over
How does everyone feel?
>>34837080not that anon, sorry but um I didn't see much, just saw the sun rise and some random people
Can men get over jealousy? I went on a date with a guy, and he admitted he had gotten in fights in previous relationships about his girlfriend hanging out in groups where single men were present, but that he’s gotten better now. Is that even possible?
>>34837083I used to get anxious like that, I feel your pain anon
>>34837089good but a little bored. how are you?
>gf found the pissdrawerIs it over?
>>34837089Plap.
>>34837097Why can't you piss in the toilet like civilized human being anon?
>>34837078>Never again, it was too powerful.For you as well, or just for her?
>>34837092Nah its fine, glad you did your walk to.>sun riseThat's usually very pretty.Have some good memories of seeing a sun rise on a beach walk with family.Its nice you had a good start to your morning. I hope it keeps getting better through the day
>>34837077nice! i started jogging again since im not sick anymore
Do any femanons need help running their onlyfans accounts? I can help you appeal to male sexuality and better understand certain fetish cultures as well as run subtle ads in certain gooner circles, all for a small fee of course.
>>34837089I feel good.Need to clean up a few things and send off a few emails for work.I know today is going to be a good day
>>348369605, a bullet vibe, an internal vibe, a rabbit vibe, a butt plug, and ol' reliable (electric toothbrush). Generally I only use one or two, as the internal vibrators are too big to insert comfortably at the beginning of the session, and the bullet is not very powerful.
>>34837101nta but you sound nice, i hope you have a good day too :)
>>34837089I feel very good, my right foot is numb though
>>34837099I can't help myself
>>34837103Buy an AD faggot
>>34837101thanks anon:Dman I've only been to the beach once in my life and I barely remeber anything
>>34837107Thank you. Trying to spread some positivity in here before the inevitable dip into hate spewing.Have a good day as well anon.Go let the sun kiss your face
>>34837103No one would never date a guy who handles whores fan pages.
>>34837114I live near the beach and it is nice.The sun on your face, wind in your hair, and nice cool water to jump in.Definitely recommend going back if you can. It's very relaxing and you can just dump all your cares away
>>34837109Learn self control and self discipline
>>34837118They do all the time. Hell, even dudes who run literal human trafficking and child prostitution rings have wives and girlfriends, often times numerous of them at the same time.
>>34837121NTASo, since women love evil scumbags so much, why don't you get the balls to become a human trafficker then?
How do you feel less alone after giving so much of yourself away
>>34837124I'm not a bad person, that's why. If I was I would have a hot super model wife like all the cartel bosses have.
>22-year-old Playboy model Hieke Konings' confession about Leonardo DiCaprio: >He wears headphones and listens to loud music during sex. He listens to music because he doesn't want to hear the woman's voice during the actI need to start writting these tips down
>>34837130Mad how much shit women will make up.
>>34837129Right so you just wanna virtue signal and seethe like a loser.
>>34837089Very tired, so exhausted that my phone nearly fell on my phonev, very disappointed in myself.
>>34837089>How does everyone feel?This depression got hands
>>34837089f, quite depressed and I dont know what to do anymore
>>34837135Fellas, does it make you a loser to not want to sell destructive drugs or prostitute out impoverished women and children for money, power, and female attention?
>>34837089Monday sets the tone.
>>34837143Yes you're such a moral and good person. That's why you can't get a girlfriend, they only like evil men.
>>34837142Fat chaser femanon?
>>34837142Sleep. You stay up late.
>>34837145>they only like evil men.Literally never said that but ok, put words in my mouth.
women should I tuck in my shirt?
>>34837046>Yours sounds like a shallow perspective so I'm not unhappy that you're tormented by these thoughts and preferences you project onto women??? Tormented by what? That was my first reply to you, psycho
>>34837141I feel that.Usually it gives me a break whenever my life is actually about to fall apart.Praying you get some better hands and put that shit into the grave
>>34837074Yeah. I made sure to only say that when I meant it.
>>34837146no>>34837149its only 10.41pm
>>34837125For me, it took time and realizing that the person I gave it to was a selfish heartless woman who could have easily told anyone else exactly what they wanted to hear.Whatever happened likely doesn’t reflect as poorly on you as it does on whoever you last gave your time and affection to.
I'm completely in love with my girlfriend, and we've discussed marriage, and how it is our intention, but as I've done more research I've come to terms with the fact that this is not going to work as long as she is on psychiatric medication. She takes anxiety meds and antidepressants, and the horror stories I'm seeing about how antidepressants change a person's personality and destroy their relationships are too much. She knows how I feel about her being on meds, and is a psych student who has even acknowledged that relying on meds without working with a therapist to get off of them is really bad.I'm in love with her, and don't want to give her an ultimatum, but I do not want to go through what these guys go through with their significant other suddenly going crazy, losing sexual desire, and losing ability to orgasm, losing emotion, and wanting a divorce. Upon finding out that pregnant women taking psychiatric meds can cause psychological issues in children, I've realized it's all just too much.Her mom is on the same meds and has been separated from her dad for 4 years now because "he doesn't love her", but upon meeting him, he very clearly does love her, and is heartbroken by her leaving. I'm just now realizing the antidepressants are probably the cause of their marriage failing and I don't want to repeat their mistakes.How can I get her to stop taking meds, and deal with her issues the right way with therapy? I've just had to accept that I cannot marry her if she is taking them.
>>34837164Fake story bait
>>34837162Why the depression?
>>34837166What part of this is hard to believe?
>>34837162Now now. You need to go to bed earlier like before 23:00
>>34837169It's way too on the nose and has reddit spacing.
>>34837167i genuinely don't know any more. its treatment resistant too. so many antidepressants and nothing. honestly contemplating trying to kill myself again but it would be inconvenient to everyone around me>>34837171I'll go to bed soon but I have insomnia so it will take me hours to fall asleep
>>34837174You should take a bath and soak in the warmth.
>>34837172Well it's all true. I'm not really sure what you mean by too on the nose. This is just my life.
>left me on readwomen are so cruel broseven the ones that seem nice at firstI hate women
>>34837179>Writing read when he meant redI can see why she ghosted you.
>>34837181Okay my ESL friend
>>34837179red*
>>34837179Lol u got REDDED
>>34837069I did it but it was for nought so I should have listened to my gut again. Oh well
>>34837164Antidepressants are not for everyone. If she has tried multiple kinds and have had negative affects, maybe she should see a psychologist and discover the mental tools needs to keep her grounded. It is possible, as everyone's physiologically different and some are more sensative to chemicals. Would be best for her to discover the root of the issue and figure out ways to negate the way her mind handles it. Have you tried actually talking to her? Being supportive and encouraging are impatient or are you the type of person to leave a lonely person more lonely?Sometimes it's the ones who laugh the loudest who are hurting the most.
>>34837179>especially the ones that seem nice at firstftfyIf she not only acts nice but manages to mention in passing how nice, sweet, demure etc other people think she is, run for the hills
>>34837177I believe you anon
Men are checking out of Da Nang, Vietnam and checking back into society
I want to find a lost city in south america and a ton of gold and become famous.
>>34837197Same *gets executed by cartellos in the jungle*
>>34837184>>34837183>>34837181NTA. What's with the saars?
>>34837197I hope you succeedRemember me anon..
My girl sitting on my lap and feeling up my wallet
>>34837197I wanted this when I was little. I grew up watching the Indiana Jones movies and The Mummy.Lego had an Indiana Jones homage toyline back then as well that also helped make me want to be pulp adventure archaeologist guy
>>34837197How does one lose a city? That's like, the size of a city. Can't just misplace it on a shelf somewhere.
>>34837201I will write about you and this place in my autobiography
I was gonna reply but then I saw that youre a fucking tripfag
>>34837204>How does one lose a city?That’s the point.How’d it get lost? Who lost it?Who’s trying to find it? What can be found there? etc.
>>34837204It was underground city with an entrance that has been covered
I want a job but I don't wanna work or go anywhere. I just want a stipend 2bh
>>34837209If you forgot, then it wasn't important.>>34837210Are you trying to get kidnapped by mole people? Because that's how you get kidnapped by mole people.
>>34837210>>34837209You are never going to make it if you are this gullible.
>>34837211A stipend is not a job.
Women, is it alright to only wash my hair once a week?
does anyone get this reference?MY balls need suckingmy balls need lickingmy ballsmy ballswaving in the airmy ballsmy ballslike they just dont care
I wish to move to America and buy American wife. Blonde.
>>34837214Yeah but I want one. Can you be my sugar mommy
>>34837219This but Japan
>>34837218>to the tune of Fire Water Burn
>>34837186I do nothing but encourage, support, and love her. I have not seen any side effects in her aside from some emotional flatness at times. I just think morally it's very sick and twisted that when people have psychological issues we suppress their emotions and trauma behind drugs to turn them into better productivity machines. I'd like to see her deal with her depression and anxiety and move past it instead of hiding behind drugs. I also do not want to lose her, see her personality change, or deal with the relationship destroying side effects if they show up at some point.
>>34837219Ok saar
>>34837219Blondes are expensive. Currently on Arab oil money and professional sports players can afford them
Are men and women enemies?
>>34837226Blonde femanons are Dubai porta potties
>>34837227Like dogs and cats.
>>34837227Boring bait
In relationships that practice cuckolding, what percentage of them do you think it was the guy's idea? What percentage was it the woman's idea? I feel like the latter is higher than most people think.
>>34837227Kind of.
>>34837227MI don't think so.
>>34837233I do not care.
>>34837233Cuckolding is way more popular with men than women, so it makes far more sense for the former to be more common.
>>34837212>If you forgot, then it wasn't important.But gold!
>>34837227Nah. Serious romantic relationships for me also entail a very intimate and rewarding friendship that I can’t have with men.
>>34837224I am from the Congo. I was born, deep in the jungles. >>34837226I can pay. Currently I am making 4 dollars every week.
>>34837239That sounds like a legal mess waiting to happen. Lots of places have "if it's underground, it belongs to us, piss off" sorts of laws. No thank you!
>>34837245That’s why you go a-plundering in the Lost City and not, say, Salt Lake City
>>34837242Gay
>>34837245Yeah that is why you take the gold first then report the city.
>>34837233>In relationships that practice cuckolding, what percentage of them do you think it was the guy's idea? What percentage was it the woman's idea? I feel like the latter is higher than most people think.Cuckolding is very moid coded with about 75%-90% of cases being initiated by the husband according to surveys in the community. But decisions within the framework of cuckolding, such as the decision to be bbc only, are about 50/50
>>34837247Any good luck must be weighed down by bad luck. I'm sure they'd find a 500 year old document that says it belongs to them.>>34837250It's definitely not going to be suspicious when you sell a city worth of gold and then report finding a city.
>>34837248A lot of women think so too which is pretty funny. Oh well
>>34837227Somewhat yes, since the world is a zero-sum game and any labor or responsibility put on one person means that stuff isn't put on another and we live in a society where things are to be shared by all regardless of whether or not it's earned so the people actually doing all the labor aka men are kinda getting fucked over because any compensation isn't enough in the grand scheme of things. I'd still say men are bigger enemies to other men though, in fact anyone who isn't a middle class White or Asian man is usually just a parasite.
>>34837253Lazy bait
I could love her like no one else
>>34837252Yeah I am just going to wheelbarrow all of it to the nearest gold exchange and sell it to them. No. I am going to melt the gold sell it ins mall amounts over time far away from where I found it. Keep some cool stuff I liked and maybe sell it to some special buyers. There is a market for that. Will launch another expedition in the future and then find the city again and report it.
>>34837227No, not in any meaningful way.I believe "some" people would like us to be enemies.We can't let them win, we need to communicate and understand each other more.
>>34837227Might as well beBring up a problem as a male and everyone complains that you're oppressing women
I need sex
A lot of groovy cats here
>>34837269By some do you mean women?
I did anal for the first time last night
>>34837276New boyfriend’s treating you well I see
>>34837276How does your prostate feel?
>>34837276How's that ass feeling?
>>34837274LmaoBut no we don't war against flesh and blood
>>34837276Well?
>>34837284He was able to get half of it in before we decided to give up.
>>34837276Gay
>>34837286Quitter. Did it feel any good?
26 year old zoomer calling 31 year old millennial a chooped and cooked skibidi unc on the fanum tax
>>34837286Did he get any mud on the turtle?
>>34837280He's the only boyfriend I've ever had.>>34837281>>34837288I'm a woman>>34837282Fine, we didn't actually fuck so that's probably a factor.>>34837289Yeah it felt good. Buttstuff in general feels good for me. We were just worried about possible tearing so we're taking it slow. I'd rather not go to the hospital from sex.>>34837292He was wearing a condom.
>>3483729131 year old men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
People floundering their dirty laundry on the internet for digital points.
>>34837297She said there was no mud
I didn't tell her how I felt about her after she broke up with her bf because I felt like it was 'too soon.'Now she's a continent away and I'm living with the regret. Don't make the same mistake as me, Anons. If you like someone, you should let them know.Best I can do is maybe follow up with her in 6 months when I might have the opportunity to go visit her, which she asked me to come see her.
Why am I offended that she wants her very traditional family to like me, when I also would be concerned if my family didn’t like her? I have to police myself much more around her family which is exhausting, and I think I am bitter about it because she can be herself around mine.
>>34837300Wasn't talking about that. At least here it is anonymous.
Sorry anons, but your weird specific fetishes are gross and cringe, whereas mine on the otherhand are absolutely peak.
>>34837280Retard
r we back
Why do foids get dumb tattoos?
>>34837316Looks like it. State gender and if you touched grass while 4chan was down.>>34837317Lazy bait
Female true crime "detectives" make up the wildest narratives in their head and then just accept those as reality. It's scary how this gender is allowed to serve on juries.
>>34837319Retard bait
>>34837318MYes I did.
>>34837316I think so.
yay I can post :D
I'm a cuck
>>34837318I touched my penis three times.
hi moids, who wants some lasagna i just made
>>34837332Me :D
>>34837332Why do only the men get something?I just brushed my teeth, but I'd appreciate a picture.
>>34837332I want some please
>>34837339women always get the special treatment, men deserve some too
*banging fists on table* post noodles post noodles
I shaved my pubes, it was a bad idea
>>34837345It's a good idea, you potentially just did it badly.>>34837341Do they now, well then post a pic.
>>34837348no, i sense judgement, i dont trust u
>>34837345My condolences. I trimmed mine but used a shorter guard than I meant to.
>>34837350What if I asked instead?
>>34837329Bucked and broken?
Is it true that women will often develop sexual thoughts towards men who murder their male loved ones?
>>34837329Good white boi!
>>34837356Bait question.
>>34837356Yes. If you’re gonna lose a fight in front of her, you might as well just die, because she will never love you again.
>>34837354>>34837357I'm sitting alone in my room jacking off while my crush is getting piped by chad
>>34837353nope, moments ruined :[
>>34837318>Looks like it. State gender and if you touched grass while 4chan was down.To my shame, I had to go to reddit to jerk off
>>34837363>no noods:'(
Femanons, can you post a pic of your hand making this sign?
>>34837362Sounds like me in high school
>>34837362You should wear a chastity cage and punch yourself in the balls instead
>>34837370let me post cock first then femanons should post that
>>34837356Truth
Lasagna vibes instantly killed by sph and cuckoldry
Should manlets be enslaved and forced to work in the mines?
>>34837380Bait question.
>>34837380no manlets should be put in arranged marriages w short girls
I need an Asian gf
>>34837379It's the same anon who always just says random stuff to men but then instantly fucks off whenever something doesn't go his way.He is tedious.
>>34837380Give me a goth taskmaster and I wouldn't need to be enslaved
>>34837380I'm 177 cm do I qualify as a manlet? I want to work in a mine :c
>>34837385The fat fetishist?
tonight I went to a girl's house after I went to an MTG event with my buddies. she matched with me on Hinge. She looked like my ex, but even shorter (like 4'10") and even uglier and jewish looking. I wasn't gonna go cause I wasn't really interested in her, she gave me her number really early on, she double-messaged me a lot because I kept forgetting to reply to her, then finally today I texted her a pic of me and she said I was cute, so I went over at 8:30 pm and we watched the start of the first Hobbit movie on her couch, she was leaned away from me against the edge, I put my arm on her back and she didn't have a problem with it, but I could tell she wasn't into it. She asked if I wanted any water, I said yes (she did this so she'd have an excuse to get up and get my arm off of her), but we chatted the whole time, it was quiet sometimes but not bad, and she said she had to get up early after an hour and so I left, and she kept her distance from me so she clearly didn't want a kiss. Also she was reading A Court of Stars or whatever those femoid goonfics are called, just like my ex-gf did.anyway thank god I am already banging a fit asian so I don't give a fuck.but like WTF?I can't complain because I didn't spend any money and I already have sex when I want it, but I wanted more pussycan some foids explain what happened here? I think it's possible she saw my nose (which looks normal from the front) from the side and it's a bit big and crooked, so that gave her the ick. Or I acted beta IRL.
Wanna sniff moth balls with me anon?
>>34837370This is the symbol of Korean feminism btw
>>34837388Maybe.
>>34837388no i dont do that
>>34837387NTAThat's average height, You need to be at least 170cm/5'7 to qualify as short.>>34837391I'd become a radfem too if the all the men in my country were dicklets.
>>34837395>That's average height, You need to be at least 170cm/5'7 to qualify as short.nothing ever goes the way I want it :(((
>>34837395How big of a dick do you need to become an MRA?
>>34837387its ok you can still work in the mines :)
>>34837391I feel bad for Koreans, they probably won't even exist in a hundred or so years because their government is more concerned about women in the workforce than their abysmal birthrate.
me and atoga moid
Just finished chapter one of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. Good hook so far. They got autism devices that let you customize your mood so you can have a depressive episode on command, very relatable. And the guys need to wear lead codpieces so they don’t go infertile because of the radioactive waste that falls from the sky.
Hello retards
>>34837380Dwarves naturally work in mines and love doing so, there is no need to force them to.
>>34837400I guess the north will eventually take them over.
>>34837402I'm much paler than him
>>34837409even better
>>34837403ah that was a good book, my favorite PKD book so far is a scanner darkly though
>>34837400Yeah theres just a pitiful 50 million living in South Korea, or as much people as the whole Roman Empire contained during its peak. I'm sure the whole place being crammed to the top has nothing to do with people no longer overpopulationg whatseover.This whole birth rate discussion is so incredibly whack. Humanity has tripled its number in less than a century and theres retards using the word "extinction" because the reproduction rates are self correcting to trim the bloat before we get into real trouble.
>>34837403I forgot to attach my question.State GenderTell me a little bit about the last book you read. (Or story you consumed)
>>34837410Do I have to be fat?
>>34837411Assuming I enjoy this book when I’m done, I’ll definitely be on the lookout for that one. Thanks for the rec anon
>>34837414of course
>>34837415hope you like it.electrical sheep was not my favorite (even though I love bladerunner)
>>34836905I'm a guy who lived with a group of girls for a year and I was basically just the housepet/maid>>34836912I think a lot of it is just being in the right place at the right time, and business savvy behind the scenes. People like Amouranth and Pokimane don't strike me as stupid, they know how to build an audience of simps>>34836921Sounds goodI had lasagna, salad and strawberry tart>>34836963>do you think of it as a form of sexual attractionI mean yeah>>34837038>how consistent of an indicator IQ is in relation to success in lifeSome of us are evidence to the contrary (apparently I was tested at a high IQ when I was young)
>>34837412>Humanity has tripled its numberYes, due to pajeets and nigerians. Let's just have the worst of humanity inherit the earth instead of high IQ Whites and East Asians, thank you anti-natalist fag.
>>34837402Do you want st anon’s email address
>>34837426NTAAre you actually pro-natalist if you're against certain races having kids?
I feel the summation of the universe inside myself. I am God.
>>34837089Sleepy but I had a nice day so can't complainHbu? >>34837164>this is not going to work as long as she is on psychiatric medication>How can I get her to stop taking meds, and deal with her issues the right way with therapy?You're an idiot. Some of us have hereditary conditions that don't magically disappear with therapy
>>34837427email? so formal
>>34837211Real. I got lucky and got a job 5 minutes from my house that's fun. I would keep trying different things til you find something you like
>>34837402There are zero women who save themselves anymoreEven if you go to church any woman single over the age of 20 has a kid
>>34837436I also posted my handle in an image only discord thread on /soc/
>>34837332Meee>>34837380I'll ruin my nails>>34837404Hi>>34837402Real>>34837430Put the fries in the bag chud
can't even show my arms because my left bicep is covered in self harm scars :( so what's the point of working out?
>>34837402I mean its always been the fantasy of mine Only if she was willing to learn.If she is then it would work
>>34837447Nobody worth your time gives a rat's ass about your scars or will think any less of you for it. A lot of people can relate to mental health struggles and will respect your efforts. Keep at the grind bro
>>34837332What gift should I give you in exchange? A muffin dive?
>>34837426>pajeets and nigeriansAlready below replacement rate and falling. They are just behind the curve, as with everything else. But dropping even more sharply due ot having not enough wealth to cushion the effects of overpopulation. Your threat of a brown takeover is an empty one.
>>34837447Get a tattoo like a normie.Then you can hide it forever.If you dont want to go permanent Then just get those arm compression sleeves >picrel
>>34837442interesting, would u say the image u used makes it obvious its u or no?>>34837451learn what? no sex related answers >>34837455the gift of letting me rub ur belly once ur done
>>34837459>interesting, would u say the image u used makes it obvious its u or no?Mhm
>>34837447Work out for functionality, not looks.
>>34837459>learn what?Here is a small list>Cooking>Cleaning >Massages (not sexual, I get tight after working outside all day)>Interior Decorating (still trying to figure this one out myself)Not saying I'm perfect but just having a partner that will try is what I want at this point
>>34837459>no sex related answersWhat's your weird hangup with sex always?Are you like asexual or something?
WOMENIf a man takes you to a fancy restaurant for a date and after magnetic conversation and fine food, midway through the convo he shouts "NIGGERS" before slamming his head on the table violently, would you consider the date a success and go on a second one?
>>34837447Have you tried any scar treatments? Or tattoos if that's your thing
>>34837471I would assume he has Tourette's syndrome. I could live with dating someone with Tourette's.
>>34837471I'm more concerned by the sudden outburst rather than the content of it
>>34837471Thats a dealbreaker unless he has tourettes
>>34837440i saved myself and it worked out well.
>>34837452ok I will keep grinding>>34837458>>34837473I don't mind tattoos unless they are massive and uh well it would have to be a pretty big tattoo.I'll looko into scar treament, is that expensive?
>>34837468sex related answers are just boringalso, sex is kinda scary
>>34837457>Your threat of a brown takeover is an empty one.I'll believe my own eyes instead of your gaslighting
>>34837475>>34837477>>34837478Wait you are all femanons and you are serious? That's what you would assume? And if the man had tourettes that wouldn't scare you off?
>>34837487So you are insecure.
>>34837317i don't have/want tattoos and avoid whiny ""men"" who obsessively complain about women who do have tattoos, but i can see the appeal. now some men are REALLY into you and some "men" REALLY hate you and you have a niche. always better to have a niche. it's similar to the whole if nobody hates you you must be boring thing.
>>34837490? nothing i said implied i was insecure
>>34837489Yeah I'm serious, and it wouldn't scare me off. I'm already a loser and I think retarded woke idiots who want to segregate people with Tourette's because their condition might make them say slurs are awful people.
>>34837489Im a femanon and im serious, yes. I would date a guy with tourettes
>>34837492>I put "men" in air quotes if the man has standards
I could be the I couldn’t be maybe
>>34837495You literally just called sex scary.
>>34837500sex can be scary for many reasons outside of the person being insecure
>>34837498>standardsNTAIncorrect term, correct term would have been preference.
You're just being a little bitch
are small cocks (7 inches) scary for women that are only 163cm tall?
>>34837498sounds like one is already offended.
>>34837496>>34837497Wow that makes me feel a bit better, I will try to believe it isn't so bad then thank you both.
>>34837504Shit bait question
>>34837505MRarely takes more than scare quotes
>>34837501So what is scary to you?
Not sure what ti do with my 6,3x4,7 penis
>>34837509it could be painful
>>34837481> is that expensiveCertain treatments like lasering can get very expensive, but there's some cheap over the counter ointments (I've used centella) that may help, but you will probably not get any dramatic results
>>34837511Pee with it
>>34837502im the femnon. having preferences is completely fine i think you agree as well. if you say it respectively i can understand a guy saying he doesn't want a woman who uses social media for example. it's simply the endless whining lmao.i (someone who has no investment in this bc i have none) have noticed how much men whine about tattoos to the point i find it an annoying asf behavior and a sign of being whiny.
>>34837514Good call.
>>34837502Nah see preference is about innate qualities in a person things they can't necessarily change and create a type. Tattoos are a lifestyle choice and they chose to inject permanent ink into their skin, which collects into the lymph nodes permanently and the immune system cannot get rid of the nanoparticles of tattoo ink for the rest of that person's life which lowers their immune system, which means they're a magnet for viruses and infections later in life. It's also correlated with lower life expectancy and is a visual clue for impulse control issues.
>>34837512It is the first time.Lube and foreplay are your friend here.As well as the phrase "slow and steady wins the race"
Dammit, I'm trying to not goon this week, or at LEAST only do it right before bed, but the cravings are hitting.I'm not trying to no-fap but I do think it kills my energy and motivation when I jerk off 3x a day. Give me other things to focus on or do.
>>34837512If you choose the guy carefully, it probably won't be too bad
>>34837519I don't understand how this is a problem people have, just don't touch your penis
>>34837517NTAI'm not a tattoo person, but your stuck up and conceited way of speaking makes me want to get a tattoo just to spite your annoying ass.
>>34837519We really are different species
>>34837522Not everyone is the same. Hope this helps.
All I want to do is give her a hug and a kiss
>>34837424>Some of us are evidence to the contraryThat isn't evidence that contradicts the idea, rather outliers of the general pattern.
My boobs have gotten bigger since I started talking to him, is that even possible?
>>34837523Sorry I just don't want to date someone who is begging to get lymph node cancer
>>34837523Nta that sounds like a brilliant plan. Go do it
>>34837519>Stroke my shit 3 times a day>No loss of motivationYou sure it's the jacking off causing your issues?
>>34837528SAD!! another flattie gets ruined
>>34837529I bet you're also the kind of obnoxious cunt that fake coughs whenever you're around smokers.
>>34837528SAD!!
>>34837532What do you mean? I'm saying that I think there is a loss of energy and motivation.
A positive message with blasphemy mixed in is not positive, it's heresy! Yes, we want world peace, but only through Jesus. Anything that proves me wrong is wrong.
>>34837528The hormones femanon The hormones are causing you to try and attract a manEven if you won't do anything about it
>>34837534And now you know why many people avoid tattooed people. You will talk about how preferences are valid but the minute someone says they don't like tattoos and elaborates on why it's a big melt down kek
>>34837528That's not possible. You must've measured your breasts incorrectly before.>>34837538No one cares christcuck.
>>34837538YES! YES! YEEEEESSSEES! *tears clothes off to reveal a jesus tattoo*
>>34837519>tfw haven't jerked off in weeks Idk read a book or go for a walk or something >>34837527>outliers of the general patternNow I feel speshul jkI'm sure there's a correlation but I think grit is a better determinant of success; realistically for most pursuits you don't need to be exceptionally intelligent so much as tenacious and socially cognizant >>34837540>why many people avoid tattooed peopleBc they're dweebs?
>>34837540This isn't about not liking tattoos. This is about being a stuck up cunt who has to constantly lecture others about how unhealthy and immoral they are. I've had enough of that shit during the COVID years, and I'm not tolerating it anymore.
>>34837543>DweebsAnd you're the savvy street kid who is also on 4chan socializing with dweebs because you're so fuckin cool right?
>>34837517>Nah see preference is about innate qualities in a person Utter braindead statement.>>34837515I ma largely indifferent about tattoos, I just wanted to correct the idiot's incorrect word usage. And yes, anti tattoo anons are mostly insufferable.
I generally don't like tattoos but having big ones in bold colors is way less trashy that having one small tattoo.
>>34837546Yeah I hated the vaccine too, injecting spike proteins was retarded. Same as injecting ink that clogs up the lymph nodes permanently for life
>>34837523Nta but is this supposed to be some kind of gotcha
>>34837550So if you were against people forcing COVID vaccines on others, why are you behaving exactly like them when it comes to tattoos?
>>34837550Oh wait, are you the deranged christcuck? LOL
I really thought I'd have more tattoos by now, but I still just have a stick and poke that nobody can see unless I'm not wearing a shirt.
>>34837549My opinion as well.
>>34837528What were they before and what are they now?
>>34837552Because at least we can say the vaccine was forced, tattooed types inject that all by themselves because they think their skin is a scrap book to draw doodles on
>>34837542Hello Pablo
>>34837554what is it?
>>34837560ntaWhat's an average day for you look like as far as diet and exercise is concerned?
>>34837560And COVID purists would also argue that whether or not one got the vaccine was a choice as well.
>>34837564Kirby's parasol.
gender, what's the best TV show you've ever watched?mini-series included, just anything that's not a movie basically.
>>34837565I eat grains and fruit in the morning for lunch lean protein and vegetables for dinner it's more red or fatty meat and vegetables, for exercise I get at least 2-3 hours of cardio in daily, I don't drink or smoke >>34837566Most got the vaccine by choice like the dumabsses they were but they at least have the excuse of being under duress and immense peer pressure during what was a time of uncertainty and misinformation I don't think tattooed people have any such reason besides they wanted to draw on themselves
>>34837571I liked Mr Robot a lot MSilicone Valley was amazing as well
>>34837571Fboring answer but probably breaking bad
>>34837571FI'm a massive weeb, but I do love Arrested Development.>>34837572>Most got the vaccine by choice like the dumabsses they were but they at least have the excuse of being under duress and immense peer pressure during what was a time of uncertainty and misinformation I don't think tattooed people have any such reason besides they wanted to draw on themselvesYou don't seem to understand my point. Your arguments against tattoos are the same as the people arguing for the COVID vax. Yes the circumstances are different but you're behaving the exact same way but with different words.
Post genderWould you rather eat a bowl of bugs or engage in gentle lovemaking with a family member? If bugs, which kind, and if sex, with which family member?
>>34837571MScrubs, Twin Peaks and Stargate SG1.
>>34837571MTwin Peaks. The third season was really something else.
>>34837577FBugs, I could tolerate it if it's one of those big ass wormy grubs from Africa and Australia.
>>34837577My cousin is pretty hot I'd fuck her
>>34837576*you
>>34837580>oneAre they big enough to fill a whole bowl on their own?
>>34837576Even as a massive weeb Arrested Development beats any anime you've watched? What are some good anime that you like?
>>34837577Bugs, probably some cockroach or something from the sea
>>34837584Some of them are, yeah.
>>34837577MThey eat bugs in some Asian countris and prepare it to taste like chicken, so I'd try those.
>>34837571f nge and the sopranos. i don't live in the uk or anything also but black adder is my underrated favourite!
>>34837576>the exact same way but with different wordsYou mean I am being disagreeable? So what? The tone might be similar but the argument isn't the same at all. Tattoos aren't a sacred cow and if people want to voice criticism they can, these generals shit in everything else about people and their lifestyles but tattoos are some special thing that's beyond criticism?
>>34837416Bummer. I need to find a tomboy who prefers skinny guys.
>>34837586Eh, not quite, I just had the feeling that the guy asking the question wanted regular TV shows. Evangelion and Serial Experiments Lain still win out overall for me.>>34837595Now you're engaging in strawmen. The issue isn't random anons disliking tattoos. It's them turning their personal dislike into a moral crusade which is annoying as fuck. It's like vegans who constantly need to lecture others about being vegan.
>>34837571M, Freefonix is underrated>>34837593Based, Blackadder is peak
>>34837595Nta you're just a boring normie complaining about the most popular topic to complain about. It's always the same thing.
>>34837575I love baking bread
>>34837577It really depends on which bugs or which family member. Grasshoppers? I love fried grasshoppers. Wasps? Not so much. Attractive second-cousin? Sure. My brother? Not so much.
>>34837597What do you class as a tomboy?
need nursing handjob
Foids would you be bothered by your moid groping you literally every time he walks past you
Femanon, what would you do if some himedanshi guy started shipping you in a lesbian relationship with one of your female friends like fujos do to guys?
>>34837599>Serial Experiments Lain Peak media https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lda28abQ48U
>>34837607That's fine but I wouldn't like it if he did it in front of other people.
>>34837597i think most tomboy or nerdy women prefer skinny guys.
>>34837593I'm American but grew up with watching a lot of British tv since my stepdad is English.Watched a lot of Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf, TV Burp, Top Gear, That Mitchell and Webb Look and Spaced
>>34837599>It's them turning their personal dislike into a moral crusade which is annoying as fuck. It's like vegans who constantly need to lecture others about being vegan.Has nothing to do with morals has everything to do with physical reality refer to that image I posted : >>34837529You see the photograph of the lymph nodes there taken from a tattooed patient? The shit that looks like a rotten grape? See all that black shit that's gunked up in there? That's where the particles of tattoo ink goes to stick there permanently. If you're someone who wants to date someone for long term why would you want to pick the person who makes it a cute hobby to ruin their own health?
My bedsheets have accordion patterned folds on them from my constant rolling and tossing and turning. Women, thoughts, would you be able to sleep with me.
>>34837612I don't really like PDA aside from having her hold my arm while we walk around, I'm just concerningly handsy in private
>>34837607what if he ever stops then it'd affect my self esteem lol.thinking about actual long term preferably not. probably better as an occasional thing instead of 247.
They grew fat fetish poster in a tube to appeal to me specifically I think
Why am I offended that she wants her very traditional family to like me, when I also would be concerned if my family didn’t like her? I have to police myself much more around her family which is exhausting, and I think I am bitter about it because she can be herself around mine,
>>34837615>Has nothing to do with morals has everything to do with physical reality refer to that image I posted Vegans also believe their crusade to make everyone vegan has everything to do with physical reality as well. That's why they constantly show graphic slaughterhouse footage as part of their campaigns. They also have studies that they use to prove that veganism is the better option.
>>34837618I would never stop.They'd have to tear your butt from dead, vold hands!!
Either gender should I spend $300 on a bunch of different pizza pans?
>>34837619Shit taste ngl
>>34837621Post got fucked up:>Has nothing to do with morals has everything to do with physical reality refer to that image I postedVegans also believe their crusade to make everyone vegan has everything to do with physical reality as well. That's why they constantly show graphic slaughterhouse footage as part of their campaigns. They also have studies that they use to prove that veganism is the better option.
>>34837623No.
>>34837499What
>>34837623If you have that kinda money, sure. How many pans does that money get you?
I could faintly smell her coochie on her washcloth and I've never been hornier or hungrier in my life
>>34837623I mean if you can afford it, that sounds like a lot tho...>>34837614You're an honorary bong
>>34837621Epic retard formatting fail
>>34837621It doesn't require studies it only requires a mortician to cut open and remove the lymph nodes of a tattooed corpse this isn't a maybe or a subjective perspective that's just where the ink residuals go when they enter the lymphatic system
what are the pros and cons of dating a jealous man who is trying to change
>>34837631>>34837625Fixed it dipshit.>>34837632Just like how vegans don't really need studies, they can just use graphic slaughterhouse footage to get people on their side. But the studies help make them seem right.
>>34837620More or less everyone has to do that, but you can try policing yourself a bit less as well as time goes on.
>>34837179blockmove onthats just how the game goes
Younger women like me.Older women like meWomen my age don't Women, explain yourselves. I am at a point that my options are to date 10 years older or younger and while hot, neither work for what I want.
>>34837633ProsConsHe'll still be like that deep down, he'll just hide it better
>>34837633There aren't really any pros unless he does actually change. Jealousy is an unhealthy and unproductive emotion
>>34837633The moment they change their jealousy is the moment they stop loving you. Jealousy is about being afraid to lose someone, when he stops being jealous he stops giving a shit whether he loses you or not.
>>34837614very based
>>348376287 and they have a metal-utensil friendly nonstick coating, each one is for a different kind of pizza/bread (eg Sicilian, Detroit, Chicago, etc)But I don't know if women like pizza like that you know
Women, if I beat your bf in a fight would you dump him for me?
>>34837637I feel the same with guys. If you're in your 20's I think most people in this age group are just awkward af and afraid of showing attraction unless you two are close already/are familiar with each other.
>>34837634>Just like how vegans don't really need studies, they can just use graphic slaughterhouse footage to get people on their side. But the studies help make them seem right.I love how you are indirectly comparing yourself to an animal like a chicken or a sheep or a dumb cow. I don't give a shit about the animals, I am not dating animals I date humans and if that human has blackened their lymph nodes to shit and sabotaged their own health they're not a good prospect
>>34837599No, it's fine, anime still counts.Hell I still use CDs in my car and the first track on the one in there right now is the Lain OP.
>>34837643I'd save the money if I were you and just get one or two nice pans, maybe a pizza stone.Scratch-proof nonstick sounds nice but seven pans is just kinda excessive, and something tells me you could probably make a Chicago style pizza on the Detroit style pan if you catch my drift
>>34837644Manlet roidmonsters think like this
>>34837649I don't need a pizza stone I already have a pizza oven if I want to do a nice Neapolitan pizzaBut that's fair, I'm just enamored by the idea of nonstick cookware that doesn't induce suicidal disgust
>>34837646I'm comparing arrogant people turning things they dislike into moral crusades, which makes the comparison between you and vegans accurate. But I get it, you've got your head stuck way up your own ass and will never concede to any potential flaws with your thinking.
>>34837637NAG but I experience the same kek, my cope is just that more younger and older women are forward. That or we're just immature and neurodivergent which puts off "normal" women our age...
>>34837627I would love you.
Sick of women. Don't like them anymore their pretty daces infuriate me
Women, do you judge other women for having bfs that are older than them by 10 or more years?
>>34837571MArrested Development, I’ve watched those first 3 seasons dozens of times now and each time a new joke shows its self. Such dense comedic writing.Hannibal is also a treat, the visuals and double entendres during the cooking/dining scenes give it a lot of style.
>>34837652Your comparisons are brain dead. I am not on a crusade like a vegan that would imply I want to save tattooed people from their own stupidity and I don't, they are free to continue smogging up their lymph nodes and shredding up their own immune system all I am saying is they're a red flag
>>34837658Bait question
>>34837608I wouldn't actively like it but i'd be like eh don't care since i've done that to guys
>>34837633Zero pros
Every day I thank God for making girl butts
Since I'm also a huge weeb but answered the favorite tv show question without an anime:State gender and post three or five of your favorite anime, why not.M>Neon Genesis Evangelion>Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann>Dragon Ball Z>Mobile Fighter G Gundam>Puella Magi Madoka Magica
>>34837661I know that many men post about wanting an 18 year old gf ITT (and they'd NEVER EVER date younger, their sexuality is defined by the Law, yes sirree) and that angle would absolutely be baitBut I've never heard what women think of women who date older guys
I kinda miss her a little
Femanons, are good boob days a thing?
>>34837666MMirai Nikki/Future DiaryDungeon MeshiAnohana
>>34837571MLoved Chernobyl
>>34837666MAnimes suck
>>34837670You can stop missing her. I beleeb in you anon.
>>34837658Not really. I know one woman who has that and met her a few times, just never met her husband, and I never thought any way about it/didn't care .
MenPenis hands moid hands height hands?Women Vagina boobs last dildo insertion? Titty ass?
>>34837666FSerial Experiments LainNeon Genesis EvangelionCode GeassMade in AbyssPuella Magi Madoka MagicaSo much dark stuff in my top 5 but I do enjoy more wholesome affairs like Cardcaptor Sakura as well.
Why doesnt femcel just get a shy nerdy bf
>>34837678>Penis1>Hands2>Moid1>Hands2>HeightYes>HandsStill only 2
>>34837678>Men>Penis hands moid hands height hands?Wat?
>>34837666Devilish trips...Great taste brevM, some favs>Maison Ikkoku>Gunsmith Cats>Golden Boy>Welcome to the NHK>3000 Leagues in Search of Mother>>34837678Nani>>34837674No u
>>34837679I still haven't watched Lain but am sure I'd be into it. I'm admittedly not really interested in Made in Abyss because of what I've heard about the author's fetishes, but I hear it's really good despite itOne of my normie bros growing up who otherwise didn't really watch anything other than Pokemon and Ghibli stuff said Cardcaptor was good, and he was right. I liked it when I watched it a few years ago. I watched Sailor Moon when I was a teen as well and liked it a lot more than I expected to
>>34837673Chernobyl might be the most objectively good series ever made. It's basically flawless unless you want to bitch about minor accuracy pedantic shit.
>GenderSex havers, how have your recent hookups been?
>>34837679Peak list, and CCS also>>34837681As a shy nerdy guy I have more dating success with extroverted normies and I advise femcels to do the same
>>34837678Same as this man >>34837682
>>34837688MaleI have sex with my stay at home foid I don't hook up
>>34837678My penis is the big penis. Have you heard? I'm talking about it in this reply. Big, big penis. Penis.
Fuck man, I can't stand when a woman likes anime because something must be wrong with her if she does. Cursed media.
>>34837679>Made in AbyssEverything I read about it just makes me think it's pedoshit.
State your genderWhat brings you to these threads?
>>34837678>Penis hands0.8>moid hands1>height hands8.875
>>34837693Breaker breaker one-nine this is Dick man dick man the balls:Thanks, no I did not hear Big penis is penis that's big not a dicklet penis but a large penis that's a penis alright cock and balls, over and out.
>>34837695Good, get filtered normie>>34837698FBoredom..
>>34837666f nice trips anon>nge>one piece (mainly nostalgia but the first 200 episodes are 10/10 anime at the same time, dragon ball is also very very good but not quite as much to me)>berkhonorary mention akagi
>>34837698MAttention
Moid moanz
>>34837701>normieI can't think of a more cringe term a woman could say.
>>34837666Mfist of the north stargalaxy express 999 gundam 0079zeta gundambubblegum crisisAD Police files
>>34837679supreme taste. i almost added made in abyss to my post.
>>34837679>made in abyssI know what you are…
>>34837695it is and people saying it's a "normie filter" are coping
>>34837707It really is disgusting when a female imitates the lowest of the low of the male culture huh?
>question: your favourite film>answer: well let us see here*lists 10 films*
foidsexplain yourselves
>>34837666MNGEMushishiThe girl who leapt through timeHanamonogatari specifically from the whole monogatari canon.Kino's journey
>>34837704Exquisite taste for the akagi mention
If /atoga/ was a giant mental hospital I would douse every single ward, office and corridor with kerosene and light the match
do you like the movie project x? i love that movie
>>34837716I don't even watch movies 2bh
>>34837719>MushishiM hereI would buy you a cold beer for that one. Respect.
>>34837721I'd run at you fast as fuck and do gun kata on your ass while you're distracted by my tripp pants before you could even strike that match buddy. get real.
>>34837721Bro let the intrusive thoughts win>>34837722Never seen it>>34837708Incredibly based listBubblegum Crisis is peak>>34837685Actually I should include Interstella 5555 here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoQN7K6HdRw
>>34837706>Moid moanzJust took a proper shit
>>34837724Thanks, but I can not drink anymore. I'd take a vanilla coke though.The OSTs are fantastic too.
>>34837695It is. No question.Season 1 though is. genuinely kind of awe inspiring and harrowing, and I say that being self aware of how dramatic that makes me sound. The emotional stuff is a little carried by the music to be fair, but there is a montage near the very end of S1 that is like one of the most beautiful sequences I've seen in at least a TV anime.THAT SAID. I don't begrudge anyone for thinking the way anon in picrel does, and While the movie was still kind of fun, S2 went off the rails and I assume the series just continues to degrade.
>>34837670Why?
Do women actually think men are retarded, or are they aware that men are just being condescending dicks most of the time.
>>34837726>Incredibly based listLOVE bubblegum crisis (nene is best girl) and as you can see I like ange's egg as well
>>34837731Most men actually are retarded.t. moid.
What are jealous men like? How do you know?
>>34837666I stick to manga
>>34837731Who cares what women think. I've yet to hear one single thought that wasn't polluted with emotions from a woman
>>34837732I asked the question and Angel's Egg is so good. I dropped acid before the last time I watched it wehehe
>>34837725I would tackle you and hold you down until they light another match
>>34837666Fhunter x hunterdigimonhajime no ippoyu yu hakushodragon ball classic
>>34837738Not before I spit landing my loogie right on the end of the match stopping them from lighting it
>>34837738Thanks for having my back I will strike another match and then I would drop it into the trailing puddle of kerosene. You & I would go down as martyrs taking all of them to Hell with us
imagine being a grown ass man and watching and liking ching chong retarded cartoons
>>34837738Anon's getting my left uzi and you're getting the right one I'm afraid. You're both getting Code: Veronica'd. Also I'd fart as soon as you got close enough to smell it.
>>34837731For a lot of men the latter just comes across as being a neurotic complainer rather than simply stupid .
>>34837733Nah.
>>34837744Thanks for farting that's going to help with the combustion along with the kerosene that explosion is going right up your asshole
>>34837746NTA and M.Yes, and most women too.
>>34837739>hajime no ippoyou won gzz
>>34837745MGreat way to describe it, having been prone to jealousy myself before
>>34837698MI'm lonely without them.
>>34837737man, when I hear people say stuff like that it makes me curious about drugs.would love to rewatch belladonna of sadness after dropping some acid
>>34837745>Neurotic complainerFunny thing is women consistently score higher for Neuroticism in the Big 5 psychological metrics. And every woman nags when you are long term, nag nag nag nag nag.
>>34837744Oh no anon you fell into a classic blunder.You see once you've lighten the fire my sprinkler system turns on.So by the time you whip around to uzi that anon you-ve already slipped and fallen.Easy
>>34837698M, I honestly have no idea anymore. I don't get anything positive out of posting here, strongly dislike the people here, should really be sleeping right now... but I'm not known for making constructive choices so... I should have more willpower and just leave this shithole for good...
>>34837743That’s why I stick to mature comic books
>>34837746Hire a labor crew to do anything for you and you'll change your opinion.
>>34837666FKuzu no honkaiAku no hanaOshi no KoHorimiya Kaguya-sama
>>34837732angel's egg is better than more or less any tv show, good taste. i should've mentioned it too i just wanted to keep to tv shows.
>>34837757Please do.
One more wank to some asians cunt and off to bed.
>>34837760aku no hana is an underwatched overhated gem
>>34837745Men whine a lot because men are meat shields.
>>34837762I'll do my best kekI went weeks without posting, it was greatMy life is great on paper now, I just need to fix my brain>>34837755I'm more neurotic than all of the foids here combined lol
>>34837755I would bet all of the men here are extremely high on neuroticism compared to women you included lol
>>34837760>HorimiyaBPD anime
WomenWhy do you enjoy being bullied by men so much? One time when my foid was harping on about something I decided to randomly smile and tell her if she doesn't be quiet I am going to bully her and she got flustered and blushes and says 'ohh okay~'
>>34837765Honestly I like that because I liked the manga, I probably wouldn't like it if I was anime only
>>34837754Movie marathons are one of the better uses for psychedelics if you ask me. I've also watched DBS: Broly and Dead Leaves during a trip beforeI don't really think you're actually missing anything by never trying psychedelics though, truthfully. Illegal, dangerous, takes up basically a whole weekend. Lots of good reasons to stay away from themI've been meaning to watch Belladonna of Sadness, also. And Mind Game too
>>34837770If the men are bad for neuroticism here (which they are) I can promise you the women are proportionally worse as well for a woman to fall down the social cracks and end up on 4chan it must take some really special mental ouchies
>why does my presumably submissive female gf like pretend bullying?
>>34837761yeah same that's why I only used a screenshot instead of actually listing it.armored trooper votoms is also pretty good, definitely in my top 10
Junkies.
Femanons, what would (You) want in a spicy romance RPG/VN?Short and long answers welcome.
>>34837777Super Elite get
>>34837777>Implying I was pretending No I genuinely bully the shit out of foids and for some reason it makes them horny
>>34837775Whatever helps you sleep at night, just saying you are extremely neurotic.
>>34837783Thanks for diagnosing me over a 4chan post how much do I owe you Dr. Autist?
Women don't actually enjoy bullying. she is just being heightsexual.
>>34837782>implying its "multiple women" when its just one gfLmaod
Moids, please bully me
Usually I hate it when women try and act like a "brat" but my sister did it to me recently and the only thing I wanted to do was fuck her until she couldn't ragebait me anymoreWomen thoughts?
>>34837785I mean no need to argue at me anymore mr. Defensive.
>>34837666floghoniisama emagic knight rayearthescaflowne even though half the plot threads never got resolvedgundam war in the pocket
>>34837788Yeah it's multiple women after I get through with her, I chop her into multiple little foids
>>34837789Drink water, exercise, and stop procrastinating on that thing, you doofus.
>>34837789Dumb gay bait
>>34837789post your other armpit so I can bully you
Where are my heightphobic femanons at
>>34837790Fetish bait
>>34837790>Women Thoughts?
moid, bake me a cake
>>34837793>escaflowne even though half the plot threads never got resolvedlol real. It's just a fun watch
>>34837798There are none anonOnly men appreciate short kings
>>34837803Why does that fuckin WHORE look like Rolph from Ed edd n eddy?
>>34837804What kind?
>>34837808>>34837803Keked
>>34837804I have a strawberry shortcake in the fridge if you want some
MTaboo sex is hot, but incest shit is lame. Women, what's something better?
>Only men appreciate short kingsYou go queen!
They don't like bullying, they like "forced loss" which is completely different.
Women must put out and men must never pull out. This is the natural order of things, this is the way.
>>34837812age gaps
>>34837812Public sex?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME ATOGA
Women would you date a moid who is ever hungry
>>34837819That's not a taboo you fucking fake fetishist larping loser I bet you have normal missionary sex like some geriatric fuck worried about throwing out their back>>34837820Why are the tree rats raping each other
>>34837821YEAH
moids w/ gfs or a wifeif we did it on the bathroom floor would she call me a whore?
>>34837818How old are you, and how old do you want him to be?
>>34837730She was a real cutie
>>34837815NAG. I like "Insta loss" when it's not stupid gore or animated shit.
Femanons, if other women could get you pregnant, would you date women or men?Not talking about trannies
>>34837812Banging your sibling's friends.
>>34837824Wait, we're fucking? Like gay sex?
>>34837809black forest or some mousse cake>>34837811yes pls
>>34837829Men
Femanon, would you pass me the stool softener?
>>34837818I guess if it's not pedo shit.>>34837819That's hot, but not really the same vibe as "these two aren't supposed to fuck each oth, but they are anyway".>>34837822Here's the "kinkier than thou" schizo again. How's the personality disorder?
>>34837836Ate too much cheese again, anon?
>psychopathic bestie is alone tonightdo I plap her or not, she typically is chad only, so i feel it is a confidence boost to plap her, on the other hand she is legit psycho and would probably roast me on social media if I fail to perform.
>>34837836why do u need stool softener just drink water eat fiber and exercise you fat sedentary fuck i hte you what are you 70 years old i hate you i hate you i hate you sorry that was my cat
FoidsWhat does this face actually mean? A woman did this when talking to me today and it was the exact same face like she was slowly dragging teeth on her bottom lip and doing that eye squint and smile and i instantly remembered this image
>>34837841How psychopathic? Describe her symptoms?
>>34837666Ghost houndGilgameshChihayafuruPrincess JellyfishKaiji>>34837772I prefer to bully men, but mutual teasing is cute.>>34837698Old habit unfortunately.
>>34835074Question for all.Why do Indians universally annoy us all?
>>34837833>black forest or some mousse cakeI'd learn how but make you loiter in the kitchen with me while I make it
>>34837847She was bullying you.
>>34837839>That's hot, but not really the same vibe as "these two aren't supposed to fuck each oth, but they are anyway".Oh, that's the vibe you're going for? Alright I guess I'll go with the "Good Christian girl breaking her morals" trope.
>>34837849>I prefer to bully men...
>>34837847>>34837851SHE HATES YOU
>>34837698MI like to talk to the people who post here.
>>34837839>That's hot, but not really the same vibe>Here's the "kinkier than thou" schizo againJust because I have more swag than you doesn't mean we're not doing the same thing, if you quit dickriding me then you could make a good post of your own
>>34837851FThe recent Indian hate is very new and a young people phenomena.
>>34837853>>34837856What? Are you serious? Why would she hate me or bully me she works at a local coffee shop and I've chit chatted for months now and it's always been cordial
Women, would you date a cop?
>>34837858Whoa there buddy I’m gonna have to stop you there. Stealing swag is a crime punishable by death anon.I’ll let you off just this once but you should really know better than to play stupid games.
>>34837863FDepends heavily on the cop.
>>34837862Clueless bait
>>34837858You forgot to give us an update on your personality disorder. BPD I'm guessing based on the attention seeking behaviour and emotional fragility?
>>34837863absolutely not
>>34837867It's not bait I didn't grow up with sisters and I only kept male friends I got no clue what women mean with their funny face expressions am I being bullied?
>>34837863in my country perhaps yes, here police act like good reasonable people generally. if i was american then no.
>>34837848She pretended to like some popular guy just so she could break his heart. She dated this guy just so she could get closer to some guy he knew. She scammed some guy out of a bunch of money. She used to date two or three guys at a time because they were all cheaters and thus could scam them with blackmail and so on. I met her at juvie over a decade ago, and she was more or less always like this. extremely smug, good grades, popular, etc. She told me this story about how when she was a kid she put a hamster in a jar and watched it suffocate. fucked shit like that.
>>34837854There is a lot of that is lesbian media, especially with the gay nun thing. But I don't see it in a straight context very often.
Moids have you ever masturbated to a female wojak drawing?
>>34837863I had to talk to one to other day and he was REALLY hot...
>>34837871For what it’s worth, police forces in smaller cities in the USA aren’t all bad. They actually go around looking for people to help out instead of assets to seize or protect, generally speaking.
>>34837674Trvke.>>34837855I want a cute normie boy to tease into a blushing mess. :}
>>34837864It's not stolen, I'm filipino and swag was promised to me by God 6000 years ago>>34837868I'm not the person that you have me confused with and the fact that you're so obsessed with strangers online does affirm my point that we're doing the same thing (arguing with strangers online over nothing important) but you're doing it worse than I amNow quit dickriding I have to save some cum for the foids
>>34837847idk i've never done that. seems very comical/exaggerated to me.
>>34837863Absolutely not.Not only is going on a date with one even just to vibecheck them a terrible idea because if the vibes are bad they'll stalk and harass you with their flock access. If you get past that part you just have a long life to live where there's a 60% chance they'll be violent towards you at some point.>Oh but the job is stressful and hard for them, They aren't really bad guys!Okay, great, they can be bad guys by themselves or with somebody else who isn't me and doesn't mind the occasional beating because 'Tyrone just wouldn't listen!' that day or whatever.Sorry but it's easy enough to just not date cops.
>>34837873She sounds like the real deal. She's probably a great fuck, but is it worth it?
>>34837876first time for everything
Do kids still post on 4chan after summer ends?
>>34837863Maybe, if he was the idealistic (and kinda naive) type
>>34837873Is this an AI wojak? Are we really at the point that people are making slopjaks?
>>34837851200k a year to this country since the 2020s started will do that
>>34837876Yes
>>34837887Kids never post on 4chan that's not allowed>>34837892Damn dude you live like this?
>>34837859Hello saar
>>34837851>Why do Indians universally annoy us all?Their accents are too hinga dinga, which isn't pleasant to the ears, and their culture is gross. From poor hygiene, to misogyny, to lack of social awareness. Like imagine a plague rat gets into your house and the government says you have to just accept it for no reason.
>>34837880i have no personal experience so can't agree or disagree. but i would hope that is true.
>>34837876Yes. One posted in atoga, actually.
>>34837887fourch is for adults, bub
>moids get horny over indian womenwhy is that?
>>34837882I'm sceptical as that one was also a pinoy, but maybe it's a cultural thing.
>>34837900Same reason horse pussy threads were on /b/ all the timeIt looks close enough
The penis I need is ignoring me again
>>34837888MI met a police woman like that once. She pulled over to help me when she saw one of my tires blow out, and she had to be the sweetest do-gooder type I’ve ever met. Told her she was doing gods work before I left lol
>>34837876I remember my friend sending my femboy wojak porn when we were like 15
>>34837904Maybe he doesn’t need your pussy.
>>34837900Dudes will fuck anything bro
>>34837895If you think all of the hippies becoming Hinduboos in the 20th century is just Indian propaganda, I have a house to sell you.
>>34837897It is. And you still see some good cops among the truly rotten police forces in this country, too
>>34837900Nta but some of them are hot and niceLast time I went clubbing a hot desi girl was dancing with me but then I got lost and couldn't find where she was again
M. if your gf has a mild uniform fetish (including any outfit that has a uniform like silhoutette meaning most tradie clothes count as well) but you don't wear something like that should she just keep it a secret?
>>34837881I intentionally got a sunburn on my face before prom so my date wouldn't see me blush.
>>34837904>Chad has her pussy on tap>Has the freedom to air her when she needs dick, she still won't cheat Grim
>>34837909It's because boomers are retarded
I read a story from at least one based Indian one time. He was at a wedding and outside the village he heard a girl screaming and he and his buddies went to check it out and on the ground was a small girl aged 5 or 6 and she had been forced upon by two men. So he and his friends took a large nearby rock and sticks and beat the two men into a bloody pulp one guy was still alive and begged for his life and said he was a police officer and the guy who wrote the story killed him anyway and it turned out it was actually a cop but because the local shit hole Indian police force learned he was a pedo cop they didn't press charges to avoid public embarrassment instead what they did was they told local Indian journalists the cop died trying to protect the girl but he was actually the accomplice who raped her. The girl lived and the guy and his friends who killed the two men didn't get caught. The girl turned out to be an attendee's daughter and she went out to the field to go to the bathroom and apparently in India if a lone female does that men follow her to rape even if she is a child or a adult. India is a shit hole
>>34837900There are some pretty ones, and they seem to be fans of bwc.
>>34837913This sounds like wearing a dress shirt and slacks would suffice and if he doesn't wear those or a work uniform, why are you dating a child?
>>34837913I wouldn’t be put off. I’d think it was a little silly but I’d wear the jumpsuit or whatever.
>>34837913Do suits count. Just tell me and when we can go on a date to a really fancy restaurant or something. And then head home and she can undress me or whatever it is she wants to do
>>34837904Are you the fwb? Why would you wait until Monday to be horny, just get plowed on the weekend?
>>34837913Just date a tradie
>>34837833Okay but you better come quick.Im making a turkey pot pie for dinner and the cake will certainly run out before the end
one order of moids in overalls but no under shirt pls
>>34837859>The recent Indian hate is very new and a young people phenomena.More because of the recent influx of Indian immigration. Most Gen X and Millenials exposure to irl Indians was the occasional medical student or convenience store owner. Now you have them dominating entire neighborhoods in the US, Canada, the UK, and Australia.>>34837863>Women, would you date a cop?FFFFFFUCK NO>>34837829>if other women could get you pregnant, would you date women or men?Women, still. But if they didn't have dicks, what are contraceptives supposed to look like?>>34837803>>34837808Whore-aline>>34837900>why is that?Because men are designed to want to fuck anything that isn't objectively ugly. Most men wouldn't actually want to have a relationship with women from a different culture.
>>34837885She offered to fuck me before, I just turned her down because I said she was out of my league. I'm probably just her narcissistic supply. She was always nice to me and never asked me for shit. I genuinely cannot tell with her. She does very alpha female shit test-y stuff, but is also very level-headed. It's like talking to a Karen that never yells at you. Very suspenseful.
>>34837926Go to bumfuck Louisiana they'll be fat too
>>34837926You want me to sip from a bigass jug and sit in a rocking chair while I’m at it
>>34837920>like wearing a dress shirt and slacks I don't think that gives a uniform silhoutte, especially slacks
>>34837928You're a fucking dumbass if you fuck the psycho slut. You have better odds wrapping your cock in sheet metal and fucking a power outlet
>>34837927>More because of the recent influx of Indian immigration. Most Gen X and Millenials exposure to irl Indians was the occasional medical student or convenience store owner. Now you have them dominating entire neighborhoods in the US, Canada, the UK, and Australia.Yeah that's most likely the case. It's just funny to think how many hippies were Hinduboos back in the day and now they're grandchildren hate anything to do with India.
They are grandchildren
>>34837876>Moids have you ever masturbated to a female wojak drawingDoomer girl...
>>34837887They never posted here to begin with.They are one of the lowest demographic for contributing They probably get turned off from the UI design.My best guess is a few post on /pol/ to seethe about classmates
>>34837934Get anon’s ass
>>34837929young fat men dont exist anymorethey all took ozempicits over
>>34837939They can't afford ozempic down there
>>34837921nice. do you think most men would think that or would most men be more judgy>>34837924i should, if a fetish was the only thing that decides who i want to date. but i also don't know any so i just admire them from afar if they're anywhere close to my age.
men r weird
STATE GENDERWho are you running from?
What's the point man why go on
>>34837834Why?
If only I had six hands
>>34835074Do women really not realise that their male friend likes them?One coworker was telling me how one of her friends of 3 years our of the blue started crashing out on her over text (showed me these huge walls of text but I didn't read it) aparently complaining about her talking to her ex , dating a lot etc and how he has been in love with her.Surely she knew to some extent he liked her right?
>>34837944FMy mother in law.
>>34837941Frequent gas stations between 5-7am and test your luck, kek
>>34837941>nice. do you think most men would think that or would most men be more judgyHard to say. Some men who don’t wear uniforms to work might get a little insecure. Some might just be put off by roleplaying in general.Bit of a non-answer but depends on the guy, basically.
>>34837943What'd I do this time
>>34837946It can improve
>>34837927Not trueI don't want to deal with my mom dealing with a daughter-in-law from a different cultureAlthough quite frankly she'd bitch about any woman I'd bring home so I'll take that pajeeta wife to go pls
>>34837943Yeah so what
>>34837947Im not attracted to women
>>34837941DO SUITS COUNT?!?!
>>34837944MA woman I like..
moids in plaid boxer shorts
>>34837963You’d have to buy me some. I don’t own any
>>34837950Is that the kind of tone you want to take with me? The mother of your husband? You've some nerve... A lot of damn nerve. I have been nothing but nice to you and every time I try to make amends or give you some grace this is how you always act, I respect that you feel what you feel but you need to consider returning the same courtesy.
>>34837960no. suits do nothing at all for me. but if there's a formal occasion i wouldn't tell you not to wear one obviously.
>>34837952Nta, so you’re basic question was whether to tell a boyfriend “you know that thing you’re not? I want that instead”
>>34837955It can't man it's so over. It's always been over
>>34837963You're not a woman
Die moid, die
>>34837932I think she's checkmating me. If I bang her then I'm no different than all the other moids in her rotation. But if I don't fuck her, then why aren't I fucking her when she has better options available. She knows I'm not gay, but she also knows her past partners brutally mog me on every stat.
>>34837966How about military fatigues. Or police uniforms. List some things you like.
>>34837970Pop my head with your thighs
MenAre you the jealous type?
I've got shit leaking out of my asshole again.
>>34837972The fact that you're comparing your cock to other cocks like a schoolboy is exactly how and why she is able to have you wrapped around her personality disordered pinky. Stop giving a fuck where you rank in her graveyard of simps and don't take the bait dumbass, get rid of the cunt
>>34837975Yes? What gives you the right to be better than me?
>>34837975MYes I am and I am assertive about it
>>34837975Hmm, if you mean possessive yes. Not envious though.
>>34837975YeahIf you cheated on me I'll blow off my head or your head then my head with a shotgun
>>34837967i have several different likes and fetishes and even if i have uniform fetish doesn't mean i'll only want to date tradies based on just one fetish. i'm in university so it's somewhat unlikely.but you sort of got it right, why i asked the question. would it just create insecurity or judgement and would it be better to keep it a secret.
>>34837976diarrhea?
>>34837949Imo almost everyone has that problem nowadays: bad at showing interest, bad at recognising interest
>>34837975I'm not gonna slap you or try to attack you
>>34837976>I've got shit leaking out of my asshole again.Are you the femanon who had anal sex for the first time ITT?
>>34837985No.
>>34837975Only if she is a rare find. If a dime a dozen type of girl plaps some gigachad, she's just bleh. If some unobtainable super hottie plaps gigachad, I get gamer rage and tantrum for like 8 minutes.
>>34837988No.
ITT retards who don't know the difference between jealousy and envy
Moids, what if I'm an incredibly rich, successful corporate ceo businesswoman?I could be, we're all anonymous here
>>34837984Nta Wanna date?
>>34837968We suck at predicting the future. Have you noticed how most sci-fi made during the cold war depicts the Soviet Union still existing decades into the 2000s?I bet those people locked up by the NKVD or Stasi especially thought it would never end. Yet here we are.
>>34837994>Moids, what if I'm an incredibly rich, successful corporate ceo businesswoman?Then you just lost 40 points on the attractive scale. Businesswomen and girlbosses are unattractive
>>34837994I'd ask you to be my sugar mommy
>>34837977If I ghost her she'll just drive here with food. She only responds to hard rejection, because she uses hard rejections to fuel resentment.
hi im poor and retarded
>>34838001I am not talking about ghosting I am taking about full No Contact, delete her from everything block every number and if she shows up at the door don't answer it and if she escalates call the cops retard.
>>34837994To my knowledge there's only four billionaires on 4chan and one of them is dead.
>>34838002Same
>>34837994You wouldn't be posting here if you were
>>34838002Epic, tell me more
>>34837993What is the difference because I don’t know either
>>34837996No it can't man this shit is locked the fuck in, fuck the world I don't care about the world
>>34837973military fatigue? and i do mean basically anything that has the uniform shape, i think it's probably similar to a woman wearing a dress for men, just suits a male body/makes them look attractive.>>34837995lol why
>>34838010i'm eating bread
>>34837994I'd ask you to get me a low effort but high paying job
>>34837975Bro, I'm 5'4, literally any mildly goofy chad can just walk in rizz up my girl and swipe her away like that, how am I supposed to not be jealous.
>>34837975yesthat's one of my problems.i always look at people and assume the worst.
>>34838004Based? Even then, she's still in my network. I'll just get random Stacy of the week yelling at me.
>>34837949 I don't have male friends/avoid making male friends entirely bc I am overly aware of that.
>>34837975Never. Man's always got options.
>>34838014I'm an electrician's apprentice and probably your age
Men, what is a good opening to an online convo?
>>34838025Depends on your personality, slut.
>>34838025Sending a photo of your boobs
>>34837994>Moids, what if I'm an incredibly rich, successful corporate ceo businesswoman?Then you need to be plapped over your desk by a strapping, blue collar moid, until you learn to drop the queen bitch attitude and be a nice girl.You're not allowed to cum until you give your employees paid parental leave btw.
If a place has a mouse problem is it better to just move or try and fix it
>>34838025Comment on a pic?
>>34838023mythical atoga bf
>>34838032There's nothing to comment on, it is in private DMS.
>>34837914Are you a blusher, anon? Its something You rarely see outside of television and movies, but Im a pale blusher, too. Maybe its the irish in me.
>>34838031Mouse traps
Which is worst?>Cyclist right next to the bike laine>Prayers right outside the praying room
>>34838037I definitely am. I'm part Irish myself, but mostly Norwegian.
>>34838033That's me how bout it
To die by your sideWell, the pleasure, the privilege is mine
>>34838040cyclist is following orders, prayer seems urgent. let them be
This nigga really just said bike laine
Do women ever realize how generally annoying it is to complain so much? 95% of the texts I get from my girlfriend are just her complaining about herself, the weather, her weight etc. and then getting mad when I don’t know the proper reply or what she wants to hear.
>>34838048"Yeah, that sucks"
>>34838018i don't know whether thinking like this is good for the soul though.if every couple were to play this comparison game everyone would be unhappy. maybe everyone does play it and that's why the world has gone to shit. you can't win it.despite all this, i'll still try harder to believe.perhaps there are people in the world who aren't as superficial as we are, perhaps some people can truly see past our material desires.
Usually when someone complains at you, it's their subconscious saying "You know how to make me feel better". Whether you actually know isn't the point. Just make them feel better.
>>34838042i don't like the idea of edating that's why i always refuse to date someone from 4chan. i got too caught up.
>>34838029Well that turned into a feminist fantasy sharply
>>34838045>prayer seem urgent so I’m blocking the hallway with my ass upI’m praying for you to stop being an idiot!
>>34838031Mice not rats?
this place as a nuts problem
>>34838053What if you really don't know. Just start talking like an NPC? I never know how act when someone is sad or hard complaining about something
What if wombat actually pray inside their holes?
>>34838060That is a very fat rat anon
>>34838055Doesn't have to be e you know
Imagine impregnating some lustful haughty rich ceo woman with just a thought. Immaculate conception like christ. She'll name it after me. She'll do whatever I ask.
>>34838048“I’m sorry baby. [offer reward]”
New: >>34838069>>34838069>>34838069>>34838069
Porn is a disease of the mind
when will i receive a hug from a wide and white moid
I met a lawyer woman online once and she told me she liked interacting with people online because they're like bugs and it's fun to watch them do dumb stuff. I'm scared of girlbosses now.
>>34838072Hug your dad
>>34838048Yet here you are bitching to randos on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>34838072When you actually leave the house
>>34838061Just think up a list of stuff that makes people feel better and the rest is just trial and error. Some people want to be comforted, some people want solutions. Most people can solve their problems and just want cheap labor out of convenience.
>>34838077Kek
>>34838072Beggars can't be racists.
>>34838078Nta but I took that personally
>>34838085its not racist to have a racial preference :Tid be friends w anons of all races >>34838078i do leave my house, i still receive 0 hugs>>34838075wouldnt count
>>34838072Add me and maybe it’ll happen
>>34838090Desperate ass simp how long have you been begging her to add you
>>34838087Go touch some grass anonIts good for the mind
>>34838090anon u wont ever talk to me again if i added u and i like talking to u
>>34838089>still receive 0 hugsYou know that one guy in high-school?The one that would ask where his hug wasLots of those vibes going on
>>34838101Why would that happen?
>>34838077I’m not bitching about it everyday
>>34838099I already touch grass, what I need is the touch of a man
>>34838121Why do you deserve a man's touch?
>>34838128Because I'm very sweet and I have a cute face :3
>>34838109because its happened before lol
>>34838132Tranny hands
>>34838132Post pic?Then when I see you outside I can give you a hug.Wouldn't want to hug any old random foid.
>>34838135Not with me tho?
>>34838056>Well that turned into a feminist fantasy sharplyMost feminists fantasize about getting an attitude adjustment via dick?
>>34835074How do I deal with the fact I think my wife is a narcissist?Been seeing a lot of videos on it and what my wife has been doing to me since highschool seems to line up. Where she picked on me, isolated me from everyone then onces highschool finished became friends with me which lead to dating. Even now she doesn't like me having my own friends or having anyone outside of her and her social circle and our families. She didn't even like me going to the gym and eventually bought a home gym set for me.We have a great relationship but I can't help but feel she cultivated this whole thing. It honestly feels so.etine so don't have anything outside of her.Am I just overthinking things and just need to accept things as they are
>>34838181I think this is more of an issue to talk out with a therapist. We don't have all the facts like they would, so we can't give an objective opinion.
>>34838142u should trust me anon, i dont really think im the person u think i am
>>34838325Who do you think I think you are?
>>34838334someone youd properly get along with perhaps, idk
>>34838337That’s actually kinda what I was hoping to find out. I’ll drop it and just enjoy our chats here if that’s what’s best
>>34838351ur really kind anon : )i just feel like an asshole cuz im sort of like indirectly deceiving u whenever we talk,
>>34838392What about?
>>34838410its complicated haha
>>34838413Ugh lolI’m curious what it could be
>>34838434sorry its nothing endearing or nice, thats why i said earlier you wouldnt want to talk to me anymore if we talked some more :P
>>34838454I’m still not so convinced myself. If it is enough to scare me off and I have the decency to get scared off politely lol does that change anything?
>>34838463issue is u frequent atoga a lot (i assume) so id be kinda worried youd be upset and mention it there and then others would know
>>34838470I gotcha. I promise I’d keep whatever it is to myself but I realize that doesn’t mean much coming from Anonymous
>>34838351>>34838410>That’s actually kinda what I was hoping to find out. I’ll drop it and just enjoy our chats here if that’s what’s bestShe's FTM
Foids, why are you losing your shit over the Lindsay Clancy stuff? You are out of pocket on social media right now.
